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Noah: Man, Ralph Breaks the Internet sure did suck. I guess I should cool off by watching- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

*Noah looks at a poster for Wreck-It Ralph 3 that says "Ralph Saves the Titanic" on it.*

Noah: Oh, I GOT to tell the others.

(Dillon turns)

Dillon: Did you just say Ralph Saves the Titanic?

(The Titanic 2.0 comes in)

Titanic 2.0: SUP BASTARDS!

Nolan:Is that the Titanic with jets and looking like a battlecruiser

Dillon: It can talk too.

Noah: Does it perhaps have a RAPPING DOG aboard?

Chito the Rapping Dog: Yeah bitch!

Noah: You guys can shoot me now.

Titanic 2.0: Alright! Activating missles.

*Satan appears.*

Satan: Let's just review the goddamn movie. Before that demon machine kills us all.

Titanic 2.0: YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR ME PERFORM MY HEART WILL GO ON?

Everyone Else; NO!

Chtio: YES!

*Titanic 2.0 gets out a recorder and starts performing My Heart Will Go On.*

Dillon: SHUT UP OR I WILL CALL ELSA AND SHE WILL MAKE AN ICEBERG THE SIZE OF FUCKING CHINA!

Titanic 2.0: AAAAAAH! NO NO GOD NO!

Noah: Good. This is, Wreck-It Ralph 3: Ralph Saves the Titanic. I cannot believe I just said that out loud.

Dillon: Ewww.

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