What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages is an American animated television web series. The series centered on the misadventures of in the surreal version of the medieval times.
What could possibly go wrong in the medieval times? Well...everything.
The setting takes place in the fictional kingdom of during the middle ages. It centers on.
Penelope Stormbutt- the crown princess of Etheridge.
Dove- Penelope's best friend and lady in waiting.
who speaks in shakespearean.
Gunter- a mute hobbit who is unable to talk due to his inability to utilize his tongue. He can only communicates with facial expressions, charades and sign language.
King Etheridge's advisor and twin brother.
Penelope Stormbutt:Silence peasants, my name is Penelope Stormbutt! The crown princess of Etheridge, the breaker of trains and mother of dragons.
King StormButt:Look Penelope. It all started with a woman gets under the man. The man opens the hole and puts his sausage between her hotdog bun then he suddenly squirts his mayo inside the bun.
Penelope:No dad! Not that question!
- Penelope:No Dove, I'm gonna be queen of the whole fucking kingdom. (ran towards an open window and screams) YOU HEAR THAT ETHERIDGE?! AS SOON AS I BECOME QUEEN, I'M GONNA RULE YOUR ASS LIKE A PRO ON STEROIDS!
Beyond the Forest of Death
- Penelope:So what happened is that even the cutest of creatures can be deadly and bloodthirsty...I like this quest already!
- HELP! WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY BUNNIES FROM HELL!
- Emma:Back, you furry harbingers from hell! reaches into her pocket, she finds the one thing she can use to protect herself) I have...a carrot and i'm not afraid to use it!
I have a carrot and i'm not afraid to use it...That must've been the corniest fucking sentence i have ever heard.
Emma:Unfortunately i can't erase time. Nope, too late for that and besides, bunnies and carrots go together like milk and cookies.
Westley:...Did you know that a squirrel once bit my cousin in the toe.
Ron:Shut the hell up.