My name is Christopher, I am just a guy who loves to use my imagination, so that's why I am here!

Tropes Around Me

  • Black and Nerdy/Genius Cripple: Just because I'm wheelchair-bound doesn't mean I'm dumb.
  • Brainy Brunet
  • Adorkable
  • Brown Eyes
  • Mr. Imagination
  • Meaningful Name: My middle name means "Christ-Bearer", my last name means "strife/war" (though I wish not to cause it)
  • Friendly Fandoms
  • Occidental Otaku: I love me some Anime! However, I have only seen a few.
  • Catch Phrase: Never underestimate the powers of the handicapped!
  • One of Us: I am a fan of the Muppets, and most recently became a Brony, so forgive me I'm still new in that fandom, I'm just a big pop culture nerd in general!
  • Black Hair
  • Cloudcuckoolander/Insane Troll Logic: I have my own way of thinking, it's just as crazy as I am!
  • Purple Oni
  • Nice Guy
  • Martial Pacifist
  • One of the Kids
  • The Casanova: in my own mind at least
  • All Men Are Perverts: Subverted, though I do have my moments (overlaps with Chivalrous Pervert, hey I'm an adult!)
  • Deadpan Snarker
  • Black Best Friend
  • Only Sane Man: At least I think I am
  • Flat What: My usual response to hearing something that makes me confused or angry
  • Large Ham
  • Amazon Chaser/Chubby Chaser: I like my women like I like my milkshakes (wink-wink)
  • Heroes Want Redheads: I have a certain type when it comes to hair color.
  • A Man is Not a Virgin: Okay, that's a lie, I am I just haven't found a match.
  • Man of a Thousand Voices: And then some...
  • Warrior Therapist/Break them by Talking/The Shrink


  • "Are you serious?"
  • "And it's possible all thanks to the power of IMAGINATION"
  • "Come on guys, can't we all just get along?"
  • "Oh my God, shut up already!"
  • "Fighting never solves anything, but do it if you have to"
  • "How do you avoid a battle that seems impossible to avoid? the answer you don't!"
  • "Never underestimate the powers of the handicapped"
  • "That is the weirdest/stupidest/craziest thing/idea I've ever heard!"
  • "Oh for the love of"__
  • "Explain...Explain!"
  • "Why God, why?"
  • "No! None of that!
  • "And this is important/has anything to do with the conversation at hand because__?"
  • "Why is this a thing?"
  • "I am confusion/I are confuzzled" (used as a substitute for "I am confused")
  • "I do not think it means what you think it means" (From "The Princess Bride", usually used when someone misuses a word.)
  • "And then the opposite happens" (From YouTuber The Alpha Jay)
  • Idea! (When I get a new idea)
  • "You done goofed" (from the infamous Jessi Slaughter incident, used whenever someone messes up)

My Heroes and Influences

  • Jim Henson
  • Craig McCracken
  • Lauren Faust
  • Stan Freberg
  • Weird Al Yankovic
  • Matt Stone & Trey Parker (for my more adult side)

Favorite Music

I can't choose.

Favorite Pages

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