Total Mayhem: Dash's Daily Stories/Characters

Students[]

Dash Candoo “The Savior of the Universe” (Voiced by Rob Paulsen) - An 11-year-old South African Tanzanian hero of the series. Hates it when his breakfast (the most important meal of the day) gets disturbed. Scared of nothing, except being late for class. Revealed to be ambidextrous. Best friends are Rob Newman and Greta Gretchen-Hoffer. (Debut: Into the Cave of Thieves)
Rob Newman “The Sidekick” (Voiced by Tom Kenny) - Scottish Dutch friend of Dash, known for his loyalty and reliability. He often pretends to be annoyed but isn't truly upset. Rob is skilled at making fires and loves sailing. Has a weird dent on his index finger. (Debut: Into the Cave of Thieves)
Greta Gretchen-Hoffer “The Girly Spy” (Voiced by Grey Griffin) - A talented, clever Zimbabwean student. Known for her love of ancient Egypt and exceptional skills (like being a champion face-puller), she's close friends with Dash. Greta dreams of becoming the head of Calder-Knucklebaum, the company that publishes the Almanac. (Debut: Into the Cave of Thieves (cameo); The Outbreak of the Blue Spots (major))
Ellen Ellenbogen “The Player 4” (Voiced by E. G. Daily) - A Senegalese friend of Dash and new classmate of Swedhump Elementary. She owns the world famous snausage factory, Ellenbogen’s Snausages. (Debut: Total Penguin Situation)
Collum Ollum “The Maniac” (Voiced by Bob Bergen) - Naughty but kind-hearted Hispanic German classmate. He carries a toothy grin around with him wherever he goes. Known for his playful tricks, he loves causing harmless trouble, like hiding people's food. His motto, "There is always mischief to be made," drives his actions, though his pranks occasionally backfire. (Debut: Into the Cave of Thieves (cameo); The Outbreak of the Blue Spots (major))
Jonjon-Jonjon-Jonjon “Jonjon” Johnson “The Vengeful Student” (Voiced by Kerry Shale) - Haitian classmate with Nigerian descent and twin brother of Jeanjean Johnson. They’re always fighting. He is also notably afraid of Gronville Honkersmith but wishes to take revenge on him. (Debut: Into the Cave of Thieves)
Jeanjean-Jeanjean-Jeanjean “Jeanjean” Johnson “The Crybaby” (Voiced by Tara Strong) - Haitian classmate with Nigerian descent and twin sister of Jonjon Johnson. They’re always fighting. She is known for crying easily, and her tears often cause such a flood that others need to flee or find a floaty. Boy, does she cry! (Debut: Into the Cave of Thieves)
Gronville "Gron" Honkersmith “The Snarky Toughie” (Voiced by Mic Graves) - The meanest and most annoying French British classmate, often repetitive and engaging in questionable behavior to win, such as bending rules. Hates being called “Gronnie” just to slap at students and other staff, but not "Gron". Usually has his water bottle with him. Though competitive and sometimes grumpy, deep down, he may have a softer side, mostly siding with Jeanjean Johnson. His antics, even his fear of sicknesses, often cause trouble, but he manages to come through in the end. (Debut: Into the Cave of Thieves)
Shereena Aska-Lonka “The Quiet Face Puller” (Voiced by Cree Summer) - A quiet and mysterious Polish Armenian classmate who rarely reveals much about herself, adding to her intrigue. Her slight air of mystery actually makes her more interesting. Her parents are famous opera singers, which makes her prefer silence. Though her family is eccentric, Shereena enjoys peaceful activities like reading and playing with her pet gramster, John-Winston. (Debut: Into the Cave of Thieves (cameo); The Outbreak of the Blue Spots (major))
Jimmy Jimmy-Sinn Jr. “The Mini Troublemaker” (Semi-antihero; Voiced by Rupert Degas) - A small but troublesome American classmate who is both the current owner of Seven Sisters Cleaning Service and one of the janitors of Swedhump Elementary. He grew up in a castle on Misty Cliffs and was passionate about science and inventions during school. However, despite his size, he often bullied other kids and stole their lunches. (Debut: Total Ice Cream Meltdown)
Seven Sisters “Weird Little Ladies” (All voiced by Nika Futterman) - Weird little Vietnamese ladies who always hold their dusters and are main members in Jimmy’s Seven Sisters Cleaning Service. (Debut: Total Ice Cream Meltdown)

Introduced in Total Mayhem: Dash's Daily Stories, Again[]

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Teachers and Other Staff[]

Rosella Rosebank “The Invisible Principal” - An American principal of Swedhump Elementary, known for her wisdom, patience, and private nature. Stung by a swarm of invizizzes in her youth, she became permanently invisible. She loves yellow, clocks, and books, and her office reflects these interests. Despite her mysterious past, she is highly punctual and dedicated to her role. Her life remains shrouded in secrecy, including details about her marriage to Mr. Rosebank. However, she eventually became visible successfully in the school’s final showdown before the week-long break and will stay visible during Week Six. (Debut: The Outbreak of the Blue Spots)
Dudley Rafferty Rosebank - A South African American world-famous inventor and ice cream maker. He’s known for creating extraordinary inventions, including the legendary Ice Cream Machine (ICM) and other cutting-edge devices. His inventor’s shed at Swedhump Elementary is strictly off-limits, rumored to house a vast underground factory. A true genius, Mr. Rosebank has even invented a machine to create inventions. (Debut: Total Ice Cream Meltdown)
Harriet Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm (née Hogmanay) “The Founder of Carrot 27b” - A Scottish vegetable teacher who speaks over 300 vegetable languages and is known for her giant carrot, Carrot 27B. She is married to Jonwort, a carrot artist, and they both attend the Global International Vegetable Schmooze Fest. Harriet specializes in hybrid vegetables and has a rival named Thorborg Vendilkráka, who also grows large carrots. (Debut: Into the Cave of Thieves)
Coach Gavriel “Gavin” Grodzinski “The Insane Tear-Jerking Aardvark-Loving Coach” - A Jewish Ukrainian physical education teacher and former Wobble-Ball World Champion. Known for his obsession with ball sports from a young age, he invented many games involving his brother, Gershom "Gerald." His love for aardvarks began after receiving a dictionary from his grand aunt, Marion Holster, where he discovered the word "aardvark." He used to have a pet aardvark named Norbert, until Norbert disappeared as Grodzinski became emotionally unstable and now cries easily, especially due to his bipolar disorder. He hides his baldness with a wig, which covers a tattoo of his lost aardvark. (Debut: Into the Cave of Thieves)
Obominus D'Artagnan Darling “The Weirdly Strict Pinkfish Lover” - A somewhat short and weirdly strict French German math teacher who possesses on pinkfish, which he has a small dolly with a rope where his fishbowl of three pinkfish, Pythagoras, Newton, and Archimedes, are placed. He secretly has a sweet side in the inside. He lives at on the top floor of Marquard Tower, which is exactly 3.3 miles from Swedhump Elementary. He always wears a necktie daily and is believed to have over 4,000 of them in his collection. He used to be terrible at math and being bottom of the class, until during his grapefruit entrepreneurship, a grapefruit fell onto Darling’s head resulting in a week-long coma. He ended up having a mustache, a foreign accent, an allergy to all citrus fruits, and a big boost of brilliance in math. He is part of the M.I.D. Trio because Darling has an unbelievably boring route to Swedhump Elementary. (Debut: Into the Cave of Thieves)
Serenity Tadros (née Baruch) “The Creator of Egyptian Blue” - A left-handed Egyptian Jewish science teacher who is renowned for her experiments and inventions, including perfumes like the expensive Egyptian Blue and creations like Transpo-Paste and Vorzigg Acid. Her scientific curiosity began young, with achievements like creating a neighborhood wind farm at nine. A former co-head of the Advanced^6 Chemistry department, she now continues her innovative work at Swedhump Elementary. (Debut: Into the Cave of Thieves)
Bettina Belch-Hick (née Belch) “The Picture Book Hater” - A Welsh teacher who teaches English. She lives in a weird tower on the edge of the Moremi Forest adjacent to Swedhump Elementary. She is known to have a disdain for picture books based on a disturbing book-piling accident during her youth. Her backstory highlights her past success in book piling and elbow right-angling championships before a dramatic failure. Despite that she features in the Total Mayhem books herself, she is really rude about them. In fact, she goes out of her way to recommend students NOT to read them. Perhaps, she hated Ermintrude Grimstead, the librarian, nowadays. She also owns a cat named Dog, capable of clinging to surfaces but not people. (Debut: Into the Cave of Thieves)
James Hogsbottom “The Cheesy Pilot” - A left-handed American Filipino teacher who specializes in paper airplanes; Dash Candoo’s favorite teacher of Swedhump Elementary. Hogsbottom is also a part-time astronaut, having visited the moon twice, and once crashed into a giant cheese wheel during a flight test, leading to his love of cheese. He holds advanced degrees in aeronautical engineering and has a deep knowledge of aerodynamics, like the Triplocopter Flight Training Academy. He once got stung by a grobsnot due to being a lefty. (Debut: Into the Cave of Thieves)
Delia Tenerife (Unknown name in TM 1) - A tall, slender Hispanic substitute teacher holding her handbags by each hand. (Debut: Into the Cave of Thieves)
Maureen Zhonst (née Baudelaire) "The Face-Pulling Champion of 1972" - A French face pulling teacher who became the first professional in her family’s line of face-pullers and won the 1972 World Face-Pulling Championship. Her dedication included acclimatizing at the Uzbükkuu Zoo, where the contest was held, and mastering complex moves like the “Cheek-Puff with Eye-Roll Morph into Death Grimace with Tongue-Flap.” Her victory is documented in detail at the Sniffsonian archives. (Debut: The Outbreak of the Blue Spots)
Lynn Woodhouse - A beloved Somalian art teacher who is also a world-renowned artist and one of the world’s most respected jump-splodge painters, known for her vibrant, innovative, and messy techniques. Starting her artistic journey with unconventional materials like condiments, she became a prolific artist with 32,005 works by age 30. Her work is celebrated in major galleries, including the Sniffsonian, and has earned numerous accolades. Her teaching inspires creativity across age groups, blending chaos with brilliance. (Debut: The Outbreak of the Blue Spots)
Dr. Wilheminnia Williams, MD. "The Ant Choir Doctor" - An Italian American First Aid teacher who is also an accomplished doctor, engineer, and ant choir conductor. She achieved these goals by age 25 and is known for her famous ant choir, Prodigiosus Cantus Formicae, which has performed worldwide. Specializing in treating playground injuries, insect bites, and paper cuts, she also develops medical devices. Her passion for ants extends to breeding and performing with them. (Debut: The Outbreak of the Blue Spots)
Percival "Perce" Plumtree “The Purple Plumber” - An American Dutch plumbing teacher with a head dent on his left side who is formerly the world’s most sought-after Royal Plumber. He used to be a guest-lecturer in the plumbing department and the Head of Plumbing Research & Technology at the University of Camford-Bogmarsh. He used to own Percival Plumtree Royal Plumbing Services, being the founder and the world’s most sought-after Royal Plumber. He only but successfully worked on castles and mega-mega mansions of kings and queens. He started his Plum Jelly Soda Sludge business, which the signature beverage by his parents is sold in every country currently. (Debut: The Outbreak of the Blue Spots)
Parker Proudfoot "The Snowy Dancer" - A Kenyan Dance teacher at Swedhump Elementary, he is a 2018 World Snow Dancing Champion known for his effective snow-inducing dances, and other dances including the infamous Flamingo Shuffle. His talents once led to a school evacuation and a flamingo migration incident. Touring with a flamingo-themed dance troupe, he became a viral sensation but faced challenges like flamingo flocks and impractical bus designs. (Debut: The Outbreak of the Blue Spots)
Idris “Humperdermus” Ibis “The Cycling Sleepyhead” - A Sierra Leonean bicycle building teacher who specifies on the Quadcycle Training Academy. His famous $40M noncycle (9-wheeled bicycle), Loma-99, is what 26-year-old Ibis won in Tour de South-Northern Swottolia. In his youth, his parents gifted him a smart-looking hamster called a gramster, which he named him Jacobius, which he built a ton of gramster wheels to sell, then complete bicycles. He is part of the M.I.D. Trio because Ibis used to sleep in quadcycle building at The Drakensberg Institute of Technology, which he miraculously remembered certain information after making a PhD and currently has narcolepsy when riding his quadcycle. (Debut: The Outbreak of the Blue Spots)
Weronika Hotel Wobblethorpe (Former antagonist) - A stocky British Polish teacher known for her bed jumping prowess. Having two surnames and being raised in a hotel, she became a bed jumping champion and later built The Grand Wobblethorpe Regency, a 150-floor luxury hotel. Despite wearing an outfit with colors that start with the letter W (her teacher outfit), all her clothes are hotel themed. Her favorite color is an off-gray mixed with a hint of more gray and a smidgen of beige, also named “Hotel.” And her hair resembles the letter W (as in “Wobblethorpe”) and letter H (as in “hotel”). Her character is both quirky and over-the-top, reflecting her passion for hotel life and eccentric lifestyle. What a total wackadoo! (Debut: The Forest of Secrets)
Gwendolina Greenacre - A Malagasy zip lining teacher who discovered her passion for zip lining during an adventurous childhood rescue of her injured mother. She later became the 2013 World Zip Lining Champion. Ms. Greenacre is also known for her eel companion, Derek, who once saved her and her father from a bog. An avid cyclist, she rides a noncycle from Darwin Cycles. (Debut: The Forest of Secrets)
Morris "Moe" McKeown “Mr. McYawn” - An overweight, brawny, and forgetful (diagnosed with Alzheimer's) Scottish teacher of Japanese descent with OCD who had won World’s Most Boring Person multiple times. McYawn got this surname because of his boredom of Really Boring Class and his misspelling of his real surname. He is part of the M.I.D. Trio because McYawn used to have an exciting youth but gained boredom to embrace mundane activities, like being stuck in traffic. He was formerly a member of the McUnderstandables, which the leader, Meredith McSloy, kicked him out because he was gathering around with Ibis and Darling; McSloy regretted that action. He eventually ends up losing boredom and gaining anxiety during the Week Six finale, becoming the World's Most Obsessive-Compulsive Person instead. (Debut: The Forest of Secrets)
Odessa Ozniak - A Tunisian History teacher celebrated for her vast knowledge, giving the impression of a time traveler. In her youth, she had a cup of tea on top of the pyramid in Giza the day after it was finished, a cup of coffee on the Titanic, and a cup of choc-hotlitt on the summit of Everest with Hilary and Tensing in 1953. She owns the world’s largest collection of coffee, tea, and choc-hotlitt machines, open for students and staff to enjoy. A tea enthusiast, she takes annual tea pilgrimages with her friend Ms. Glissicle. Her photographic memory and love for historical audiobooks fuel her expertise. Her husband, Mr. Ozniak, also loves history, but he has a dreadful memory and can’t remember a thing! (Debut: The Forest of Secrets)
Ermintrude (Ermine and Trude) Grimstead - A German librarian, notable for her exceptional memory and organizational skills, and her unusual sentient lump, Trude. Ermine’s backstory highlights her passion for books and her rise through the ranks of librarianship, including a tenure as Chief Library Officer of the United Nations Royal Library of Everything and More. Rumor has it that Ms. Grimstead rivaled with Mrs. Belch-Hick, the English teacher who HATES picture books. (Debut: The Forest of Secrets)
Sylus Steadyneck - A Caucasian British potted plant balancing teacher who grew up on a cactus farm where he developed his skills balancing cacti during meditation sessions. A cactus expert, he authored the first English/Cactus dictionary and founded the Annual Cactus Symposium and Parade (ACSAP), a six-week event celebrating cactus culture through workshops, dance, and art, culminating in a cactus-themed parade. He is believed to be over 200 years old but is actually in his 80s. (Debut: The Forest of Secrets)
Ronald Zephaniah Rrr-Tökk-Tökk - An Icelandic teacher of the Pause! game, is the World Pause! Game Champion and author of the bestselling Pauselopedia. From childhood, he loved inventing quirky games despite frequent bans from his parents. He’s also a skilled baker, famous for unusual cakes like the Armadillo Cake and the vibrating Ostrobroth Cake. (Debut: The War of the Waterslides)
Norbert Nomsa-Nomsa-Nomsa - A Ugandan Hole-Digging teacher who is a master mechanic and operator of hole-diggers, having honed his skills from childhood on his great-great-great-great-great-grandfather’s potato farm. He’s known for underground labyrinth creations and for building treehouses using Rapid-Gro Potion to grow the supporting trees rapidly. His dual love for being underground and high above ground defines his unique lifestyle and talents. (Debut: The War of the Waterslides)
Geraldina Glamorgan - A Welsh Egyptology teacher who is a double Olympic gold medalist and holds the unique record of swimming the full length of the Nile five times, each with a different stroke. She appears to have a small pyramid implanted in her afro. Passionate about Egypt since childhood, she has a vast private Egyptology library extending 23 floors beneath her home. Her parents are famous fish-counters, inspiring her early Nile adventures. (Debut: The War of the Waterslides)
Gabriella Glissicle - A Korean waterslide building teacher who was the World Waterslide Champion in 2008, known for her remarkable skill and balance. She built her first waterslide at age five and later toured the world studying them. Passionate about tea, she experiments with unique blends and even has a small tea plantation. (Debut: The War of the Waterslides)
Myrtle M’Punn-Dinn-Gurry - A Malawian teacher of annoyingness who became the World’s Most Annoying Person in 2007, crowned by the Global Annoyingness Measuring Authority. Her childhood passion for annoying behavior began at summer camp and was inspired by a boy named Graham Ghogghh, who later became her colleague and the highly irritating teacher. Known for her eccentric friends and collaboration on the Annoyingometer, her talents make her a perfect fit for her role. (Debut: Total Ice Cream Meltdown)
Graham Ghogghh - A Guinean Dutch teacher of the Highly Irritating class who is a former World Marble Run Champion and crocodile enthusiast. His childhood passion for marbles grew into a talent for building marble runs, leading to global recognition. Later, his constant storytelling became famously irritating, influencing his career shift. He now maintains a crocodile farm, adores a single song, “Hot Vibrations,” and was an early tester of the Annoyingometer. (Debut: Total Ice Cream Meltdown)
Homputer 44573X - A homputer (computer with human parts) that specializes in cooking. Its memory bank stores all cooking recipes in ever made in the history of humankind. It also knows all recipes that any human will prepare going forward for the next 25 years. (Debut: Total Ice Cream Meltdown)
Cedric Stinson - A rotund American Ceiling-Throw teacher who invented the sport and is its undefeated World Champion since 2019, as the sole competitor each year. A former raisin collector and museum director, his love for raisins inspired the sport during a hospital stay. His path included careers in nostril flaring, dancing, and mishaps with slime jugglers. Mr. Proudfoot helped choreograph his signature pre-competition wiggle dance. (Debut: Total Ice Cream Meltdown)
Ms. Over-Dew - Australian “Being Late” teacher
Mrs. Epiglottis - British SHOUT teacher
Mr. Ape-Rikott - Nigerian American Treehouse teacher
Mr. Billfinch - Canadian Marble Run Building teacher
Mrs. Glitchegrocken - German American Marble Polishing Machine Building teacher
Mrs. FRRT - Cameroonian American Physics teacher
Mr. K. - Japanese American Kite Acrobatics & Building teacher
Ms. Inflatorious - Greek British Bubble Blowing teacher
Mr. H. - New Zealander Hamster Wheel Building teacher
Jezebel McNeigh - Swiss Welsh Schwaltz teacher
Mr. Petty-Goash-Zharmb - São Toméan Leaning Slightly to the Left teacher
Mrs. Fidwidge - Bulgarian British Napkin Folding teacher
Dr. Quilonius Khumber - Burundian Grozint Sandwich Making teacher
Ms. McMuffin - American Baking teacher
Mr. Gronken-Snodt-Hick - Irish Elbow Cornering teacher
Dr. Benedict Morris Bubble-Thorpe - Australian Chocolate Fountain teacher
Sir Oswald McChuckle - British Joke Telling teacher
Mr. Ching - Chinese Martial Arts teacher
Mrs. Yeung - Korean Aerobics teacher
Mr. Ganesha - Hindu Meditation and Mindfulness teacher
Coach Boris Williamsnutch - American gym coach who replaced Coach Gavin Grodzinski and is the current Wobble-Ball World Champion. (Debut: The Unfair Dodgeball Game)
Homputer 44573Y - A homputer that specializes in wobble-ball. It is accompanied with Coach Williamsnutch for showing off the rules of the upcoming games. (Debut: The Unfair Dodgeball Game)
Homputer 44573Z - Mrs. Zhonst's signature homputer that specializes in face pulling.

Introduced in Total Mayhem: Dash's Daily Stories, Again[]

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Other Staff and Characters[]

Other Characters from the official books[]

Mrs. Billysnigg - A Tanzanian neighbor of Dash Candoo who appears in every stinger in the end credits. She turns on the TV to watch the news, featuring Dash and sometimes Rob, Greta, Ellen, or all before turning off. Her house’s roof sometimes gets damaged easily.
Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes (Former antagonist) - An Irish inventor of wobble-ball who grew up wealthy and initially invented the game as a solo pastime in his mansion. Decades later, he revived the sport and became the first Wobble-Ball World Champion in 2012, though later defeated by Coach Grodzinski. (Debut: Into the Cave of Thieves)
Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose IV (former antagonist) - A Pakistani British founder of Stumpnose Elementary who transformed his family’s sardine processing plant into a school where students participate in compulsory sardine processing and packing as part of their curriculum. The unique school combines education with labor under strict penalties for noncompliance. His rivalry with Rosella Rosebank of Swedhump Elementary intensified when she revitalized her school, threatening his ambitions. He also appears to be allergic to pizzup. (Debut: The Outbreak of the Blue Spots)
Andrea Aqualine - A Greek American entrepreneur and adventurer who built her career around her passion for waterslides. From winning a $1 million prize at age five for a waterslide idea to earning a master’s degree in Waterslide Actualization, she turned her love for slides into the Aqualinia Waterpark, located near the Sniffsonian Museum. Her innovative spirit and academic excellence define her remarkable journey. (Debut: The War of the Waterslides)
Serendippitus Sniffy (former antagonist) - An Australian founder of the Sniffsonian Museum who is a lifelong collector who began at age four with miniature elbow-holsters and expanded to include saw-toothed doublodile teeth, fossilized carrots, and even collections of collections. His passion led him to create the museum, showcasing his vast and unique acquisitions. His dream is for every child worldwide to visit the Sniffsonian. (Debut: The War of the Waterslides)
(Li'l) Jimmy Jimmy-Sinn Sr. (Current antagonist) - A Down syndrome childhood friend of Rafferty Rosebank who got betrayed by Rosebank’s first place win. He is the former owner of Seven Sisters Cleaning Service. Being diagnosed with Down syndrome makes him the same size as his son, Jimmy Jimmy-Sinn Jr. (Debut: Total Ice Cream Meltdown)
Elijah Froffington - A Malagasy American chef who is only known for cooking soups, such as Banana Soup Royale and Potato Soup Royale. He is the World’s Most Famous Soup Chef. In the Emerald Hotel, he’s paired up with Cuthmorris Cumberspoon. (Debut: The Day That Went Bananas)
Meredith McSloy “Ms. McSleep” - A Caucasian Japanese woman who is the former leader of the McUnderstandables and ironically a former World's Most Sleep Deprived Person. She is currently McYawn's love interest. (Debut: Self-Defensive Destruction)
Gershom “Gerald” Grodzinski - (Debut: The Unfair Dodgeball Game)
Jonwort Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm - (Debut: The Quest for the 24-Karat Carrot)
Tyerra Ashmare
Benjamin Snodd
Heh-Heh Sisters (antagonists) - (Debut: The Dune of Delusion)

Royal Characters[]

King Edmond the Gurk
Queen Jezebel of South-Northern Swottolia
King Boris McBoris-Boris-Swad-Widge
Queen Fenterrible of Upper Gronswick
King Contabilo-Molto of Lower Gronswick

Candoodles and Other Story Characters[]

Bertrandolph Belch
Glen & Glenda Ponsonwick
Seminola Richardson
Moira Udderfelt
Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm's adoptive mothers
Cyril Spider
Maurice Ponsonby Murphy
Grodzinski's mother
Marion-Holster Grodzinski
Grodzinski's nine other grand aunts
Gideon Grodzinski (Cousin of Gavin Grodzinski)
Professor Conley McConaughey (McConaUgghHH-hey)
Hogsbottom's parents
Tadros' parents
Clementine "Clem" Plumtree
Huckleberry "Huck" Plumtree
Maxifus “Max” Mas-maximus Maximus
Mr. Wobblethorpe - Mrs. Wobblethorpe’s possible spouse.
Nose-Face McDougal
Boris and Bruno Bog-Slotnigg
Johnson Flippenheimer - The world's most annoying person who have worked on New Bank in its 400-year history by asking too many questions.
Bertrand Snodd
Bengt Snodd
Brody Snodd
Blake Snodd
Billy Snodd
Bartholomew “Bartho” Snodd
Borris Snodd
Bentley Snodd

Historical Characters[]

Andri-Grimminik Herr-Groggen-Chommen Hummen-Grekken - The Slovakian world’s most renowned water fountain designer. Born in Slovoslochuckia, he began working with pipes at age 2 and by 5 had supplied fresh water to his country via an aqueduct system. His iconic fountains are showcased globally, including at The Sniffsonian, and serve elite clients like royalty and presidents. By 9, he shifted focus from inventing pipe valve integrators to exclusively crafting fountains. His cousin’s son’s friend’s sister’s uncle’s aunt’s friend’s neighbor’s dad’s brother’s friend’s daughter’s daughter’s daughter’s daughter’s daughter attended Swedhump Elementary. (First mentioned: The Outbreak of the Blue Spots)
Delilah Snazzberry - A 112-year-old American face puller and first-ever winner of the Counter Inter-School Face Pulling Championship. She used to compete in the World Face Pulling Championship and still did her face pulling ever since. (First mentioned: The Outbreak of the Blue Spots)

Mentioned Characters[]

Darling's relative - An unknown relative of Mr. Darling who owns a pinkfish named Eratosthenes.
Ziggy Zhonst - Maureen Zhonst's husband
Zayne Zhonst - Father-in-law of Maureen Zhonst
Zeke Zhonst - Grandfather-in-law of Maureen Zhonst
Zomphys Zhonst - Great-grandfather-in-law of Maureen Zhonst
Zebediah Zhonst - Great-great-grandfather-in-law of Maureen Zhonst
Zeus Zhonst - Great-great-great-grandfather-in-law of Maureen Zhonst
Zabodiel Zhonst - Great-great-great-great-grandfather-in-law of Maureen Zhonst
Zavion Zhonst - Great-great-great-great-great-grandfather-in-law of Maureen Zhonst
Zeppelin Zhonst - Great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather-in-law of Maureen Zhonst
Zora-Warrohus Zhonst - Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather-in-law of Maureen Zhonst
Michael McBeth “Mr. McBed” - A disabled former member of the McUnderstandables who drives his hovering bed, being the World’s Laziest Person; passed away due to an illness.
Mindy McSorley “Ms. McSnore” - A member of the McUnderstandables who has the loudest snore.
Mason McDrew "Mr. McDrool" - A member of the McUnderstandables who replaced Morris McKeown.
Shepherd Steadyneck

Characters in Other Media[]

Rory Branagan -
Cassidy Corrigan (Callaghan in UK dub) -
Wilkins Welkin -
Tommy Cape-Smith - A 12-year-old British boy, known for his patience and intelligence, though he can be a bit too serious at times. Tommy is the son of Gabriel Cape-Smith, the 44-year-old manager of The Emerald Hotel. His favorite expression is, “Hey guys!”
Pocket - A unique creature resembling a hamster, discovered by Tommy Cape-Smith during a storm in Forest 28. Pocket is known for his bravery, though he tends to be lazy. His most used expression is “Hyyrghh.”
Owen Cumberspoon - A 12-year-old Welsh boy who grew up in The Emerald Hotel, where his father, Cuthmorris Cumberspoon, serves as the hotel’s chief chef. Despite his father’s culinary expertise, Owen is notably inept at cooking; if he were responsible for meals, “we’d probably all starve!” His favorite expression is, “Oh well!”
Jamie Bravo - An 11-year-old British Central African friend of Tommy Cape-Smith at The Emerald Hotel. She is characterized by her ingenuity and curiosity, though she can be a perfectionist at times. Her most used expression is, “Hmm, let’s see…”
Francesca "Frankie" Froffington - A 12-year-old Malagasy girl who is a new friend of Tommy and Owen's love interest. Despite her grandfather, Elijah Froffington, who is known to cook soups, she is part-cheerleader part-cook to help Owen improve his culinary skills.
Gabriel Cape-Smith - The 44-year-old father of Tommy Cape-Smith and manager of The Emerald Hotel, a position he has aspired to since childhood. His passion for hotel management was evident early on. His dedication and expertise have made him a respected figure in the hospitality industry.
Cuthmorris Cumberspoon - The 47-year-old father of Owen Cumberspoon and esteemed chief chef at The Emerald Hotel. His passion for cooking ignited early; at the age of five, he won a cooking competition against the oldest kids in his school. Unlike Elijah Froffington, who specializes exclusively in soups, Cuthmorris is renowned for his versatility, excelling across a broad spectrum of culinary disciplines.
Veronica Bravo - The 41-year-old mother of Jamie Bravo and grounds-woman at The Emerald Hotel. She is known for her bravery, fierceness, loud personality, and great sense of humor. She has a soft spot for Owen Cumberspoon, sharing his sense of humor. Veronica is highly skilled in various outdoor tasks; she can fix a tractor, dig a 10-meter deep trench, mow a football-sized lawn, and prune a 30-foot high tree, all before breakfast. Notably, she enjoys having three breakfasts every morning.
Reginald Faceface - A 65-year-old American man, renowned as the world’s most famous autograph collector. He has amassed over 64,000 autographs, showcasing his exceptional persistence and motivation. Reginald is known to go to great lengths to secure an autograph, embodying both the strengths and weaknesses of his relentless determination. His most used expression is “Nyeh?”
Stella Briscoe - A 37-year-old New Zealander woman who is the official presidential soup taster. Stella is dedicated to her craft, sometimes to a fault. She often contemplates with, “Hmm, let’s see . . .”
Moira Breckenridge - A British 35-year-old television news presenter known for her confidence and ambition. Throughout her career, she has pursued significant, groundbreaking stories, reporting from war zones, earthquake sites, mountaintops, deep jungles, and even shallow jungles. Her most used expression is, “This is exciting!”
Breckenridge’s cameraman -
Hlonnipa (Haley, Lonny, and Nipa) Jones - A South African receptionist who has three heads (tricephalic), which makes them an engaging chatterbox. These conjoined triplet sisters make great greetings to visitors who enter the Emerald Hotel.
Harriet Gladiolus the 49th - The 61-year-old President of Swottolia. Little is known about her early life, except that she grew up on a potato farm and was notably ambitious from a young age. Legend suggests she entered politics immediately after high school. She is recognized for her leadership skills but has an obsession with potatoes, often using the expression, “Get me a potato.”

Creatures[]

Devil-Cat - The arch-nemesis of Dash Candoo. He is a double-tailed black cat that for some reason always lands up on the wrong side of the law. He is terrified of watermelons and loves carrots. He also has an arch-nemesis, Bunny-Face, who outsmarted him, but was taken away by the police every time, leaving Devil-Cat baffled as a hero. Well, he tried to become a master burglar, a chaos causer, and a normality disrupter, but everyone calls him useless. (Debut: Into the Cave of Thieves)
Bunny-Face - Devil-Cat's arch nemesis. (Debut: The Quest for the 24-Karat Carrot)
Henry the Hog
Dog the Cat
Sweds
Grobsnots
Invizizzes
Pinkfish
Walruses
Snarling Jetpack Hog
Smellephants
Umbahorra
Derek the Eel
Vibrating Cockroach of Awfulness
Staircase Moose
Nose
Huggy Bunnies
Bograt
Fluff-tailed Hemple-Fluffers
Two-headed Fluffington
Penguins
Aardvarks
Desert-Quails
Gramsters
Osteops
Saw-toothed Doublodiles
Sniders
Zebra-Hounds
Pulsating Mole of Awfulness
Nag-Ohoffle-Loff-Loff

Scallywags[]

Wrestle-Scallywags
Mind-Reading-Scallywags
Forest-Scallywags
Desert-Scallywags
Ice-Scallywags
Feather-Scallywags
Palm-Scallywags
Micro-Scallywags
Rainbow-Scallywags
Cheese-Scallywags
Flour-Scallywags
Sock-Scallywags
Potato-Scallywags
Ghost-Scallywags
Shield-Scallywags
Player-Scallywags
Scaly-Scallywags
Digger-Scallywags
Rust-Scallywags
Igneous-Scallywags
Jester-Scallywags
Bone-Scallywags
Smudge-Scallywags
Rabbit-Scallywags
Zombie-Scallywags
Scribble-Scallywags
Arrow-Scallywags
Mummy-Scallywags
Hypno-Scallywags
Bacteria-Scallywags
Swamp-Scallywags
Stick-Shaking-Scallywags
Invisible-Scallywags
Gold-Scallywags
Prisoner-Scallywags
Motor-Scallywags
Shark-Scallywags
Jelly-Scallywags
Grabber-Scallywags
Mystery-Scallywags
Bomb-Scallywags
King-Scallywag
Mold-Scallywags
Taco-Scallywags
Growl-Scallywags
Electric-Scallywags
Star-Scallywags

Prodigiosus Cantus Formicae (Ant Choir)[]

Male members:

Antero (64,876)
Anthony (345,656,789)
Antioch (880)
Antoine (32,874,000)
Anton (5,651)
Antonello (6,936)
Antonello III (29,851)
Antonello V (32,970)
Antonello XVIII (6,434,372)
Antonello XXXIII (6,185,075,282)
Antoni (50,065,746)
Antonin (732,742)
Antonino (3,081,424)
Antonio (7,106,563,440)
Antonios (780,599)
Antonius (5,973)
Antony (6,209)
Antti (8,166,704,620)
Antwan (22,274)
Antwon (467,899)

Female members:

Anthea (5,074,648,276)
Anthee (35,810)
Anthi (11,182)
Anthoula (936,749)
Antinea (86,537)
Antje (2,012,729,224)
Antoinette (44,673)
Antonella (378,825)
Antonella VII (618,543)
Antonella XIX (2,353,440)
Antonella XXIX (4,340,151,464)
Antonetta (56,393)
Antonette (525)
Antonia (3,152,673)
Antonie (78,764)
Antonieta (43,684,905)
Antonietta (4,948,354,747)
Antonija (619,974,133)
Antonina (222,635)
Antonine (54,043)