The Unmagic Kingdom

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The Unmagic Kingdom is an American adult crossover comedy comic book series, being published by Marvel Comics since February 13th, 2020.

Synopsis[]

Various Disney characters reside in a house as they get into chaotic adventures.

Characters[]

Main[]

Mickey Mouse - a normal mouse who decided to let several Disney people live with him as he soon grows to regret it.
Winnie the Pooh - an extremely hungry stuffed bear who is willing to do anything for honey, even though most of his plans fail.
Cinderella - a slutty former maid turned princess who gets turned on by anything and also surprisingly likes cleaning and strangely loves speaking to random animals.
Cruella de Vil - a pure insane fashion designer who constantly attempts to both kill dogs and follow popular trends due to her obsession with fame.
Gaston - an egotistical big game hunter who has an obsession with women and proving himself as strong and manly.
Megara - a Greek woman who is a very active social activist as she tries to "save the world" by dethroning what she calls "unhealthy stereotypes".
Kuzco - an egocentric and greedy emperor who is willing to cash in on anything and everything if it makes a quick buck.
Kidagakash "Kida" Nedakh - the friendly Princess of Atlantis who is confused at most modern things and tries to blend in.
Kimberly "Kim" Possible - an extremely serious spy who takes everything seriously and doesn't really joke.
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz - an absent minded mad scientist who often tries to invent stuff while also trying to mend his relationship with his daughter.
Anna - a naïve and starry eyed princess who has no idea how cruel the real world is as she tries to navigate it.
Maui - a strong and flamboyant demigod who loves the attention he gets and wants a lot more of it.
Adrien Agreste - a kind and friendly fashion model who is completely unaware that several girls are madly in love with him.
Sasha Waybright - a young adult who is extremely rowdy and is a major party animal loving to just have fun and lighten up the mood.

Supporting[]

Scrooge McDuck - the owner of the entire complex that Jafar is a landlord at as most people fear him as he is obsessed with cash.
Steve Barkin - the public transportation bus driver who is foul-mouthed and usually angry although he cares for some people.
Florian - the head of the police who, despite his somewhat problematic events, cares about the city.
Minnie Mouse - Mickey's girlfriend who is very kind and courteous.
Pluto - Mickey's loyal pet dog.
Donald Duck - Mickey's best friend who is anger prone and often gets angry at any small details.
Goofy Goof - a friendly yet dumb dog who surprisingly owns and runs a multibillion dollar business.
- Tigger - Pooh's best friend and a secretary at GoofTech who is very energetic and crazy.
Max Goof - Goofy's rebellious son who wants to get his own life and get away from his dad.
Roxanne - Max's girlfriend who is somewhat crazy but is still friendly in a way.
Piglet - Winnie's other best friend who is very nervous and fidgety.
Snow White - a fourteen-year-old who is surprisingly obsessed with sex as she often lies about her age and expands her sexual figure to get with older men.
Tinker Bell - Cinderella's old friend who is slightly insane as she is willing to do anything for love.
Old Yeller - a friendly and happy dog who Cruella bought as he is actually slowly causing her to like dogs.
Ronald "Ron" Stoppable - Kim's idiotic best friend who often visits her and just chills with her when she needs it.
- Rufus - Ron's pet naked mole rat who often runs around and causes chaos.
Vanessa Doofenshmirtz - Doofenshmirtz's daughter who wants nothing to do with him although she secretly still cares for her father.
Perry the Platypus/Agent P - a platypus who is sent to stop Doofenshmirtz, although he is blamed for everything.
Dr. Drakken - Doof's old friend who is slightly lazy but is still friendly to Doof as he is also in a complicated frenemy relationship with Kim.
Elsa - Anna's stoner older sister who has a major obsession with crack and marijuana as she often forces Anna to get her more drugs.
Moana - Maui's mild-mannered ex-girlfriend who soon learns she has his child as she is soon forced to raise her child with him.
Anne Boonchuy - Sasha's chill best friend who she often invites to her parties as she is really chill.
Marcy Wu - Sasha's other best friend who is very serious and cold although she often loosens at parties.
Stanley "Stan" Pines - the head of Grunkle Pictures who has an obsession with cash as he creates whatever movies and shows will make him cash.
- Dipper and Mabel Pines - Stan's grandnephew and grandniece who are forced by him to help run his studio.
Roger Rabbit - a nervous rabbit who actually runs a nightclub and is very goofy.
- Jessica Rabbit - Roger's wife who is actually the lead singer and performer at his club.
Sora - a teenage Knight who is known for getting into several weird and bizarre adventures.
Kairi - Sora's best friend who is extremely in love with him and is lusty for him.
Riku - Sora's rival turned friend who often messes with Sora and pulls pranks on him.
Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz - two high school students who are both simping for each other.
Luz Noceda and Amity Blight - an openly gay couple who don’t really regret being gay although they are often manipulated by others.
Eda Clawthorne - Luz and Amity's mother figure who is also very active in the nightlife, posing for various adult publications.
Alex Russo - a shy and friendly witch who is friends with Luz and Amity as, like them, she is sometimes manipulated by Megara.
Brandy Harrington - a lazy dog who just wants to relax and barely does anything she needs to do.
Mr. Whiskers - Brandy's best friend who is extremely annoying and irritating.
Raya - a wandering warrior who moved to the magic kingdom as she is very anxious and doesn't really trust people.
- Sisu - the last dragon who follows Raya around as Raya ended up cutting her tongue off due to finding her to be annoying.

Antagonists[]

Jafar - the cold and calculating landlord who has a major disdain towards both Gaston and Sasha as he constantly tries to kick them out.
- Iago - Jafar's pet parrot who is an alcoholic as he often makes fun of Kronk, to Jafar's annoyance.
- Kronk - an idiotic doorman who is willingly working for Jafar as he is often forced into his schemes to kick Gaston and Sasha out.
Marinette Dupain-Cheng - a psychopathic wannabe fashion designer who both looks up to Cruella de Vil and has a nightmarish crush on Adrien, although he has no idea she exists.
The Secret Society, consisting of:
- Mayor Rapunzel - the mayor of the Magic Kingdom who is secretly in a secret society that dictates how everything goes.
- Flynn Rider - Rapunzel's boyfriend and Mr. Big's "right-hand man" who is also in the secret society and helps manipulate Big into doing what they want.
- Cassandra - Rapunzel's best friend and Goofy's advisor who is also a member of the secret society and helps manipulate Goofy.
Mr. Big - a mob boss who despite openly doing illegal things is surprisingly still friendly.
- Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps - two cops who are actually under the payroll of Mr. Big and are openly corrupt, although Florian doesn't know.
Aladdin - a ruthless drug kingpin who runs a surprisingly successful drug empire and hates when people don't pay him back.
- Jasmine - Aladdin's girlfriend who is surprisingly very slutty and masochistic as she loves when he misuses her.
Li Shang - the leader of the Magic Kingdom's Triads who is extremely serious.
- Fa Mulan - Li Shang's intuitive and emotionless second-in-command who, despite being a girl, is surprisingly scary.
- Jake Long - a goofy member of the Triads who, despite his goofiness, can transform himself into a dragon.
- Rose - Jake's slightly more cynical partner and girlfriend who is primarily focused on getting the job done.
Claude Frollo - a priest who is secretly a member of the KKK as he despises both minorities and women.
Jiminy Cricket - a manipulative conman cricket who enters people and claims he is their conscious as he often manipulates them into giving him cash.
Herbie - a sociopathic talking car who is surprisingly in love with Sasha as he wants her to be his and only his.

Issues[]

The Stalker - Someone has been stalking Adrien and giving him terrifyingly lusty letters as he has no idea what is going on, forcing Kida to get him out of it. Meanwhile, Kuzco and Winnie become drug dealers.
#PuppiesArePeopleToo - After witnessing Cruella try to kill a dog, Megara creates a social media campaign to shame her. Meanwhile, Doofenschmirtz invites himself to Vanessa's party.
The Inspection - Jafar has announced that he is going to inspect the apartment as Mickey forces Megara and Gaston to be as presentable as they can. Meanwhile, Anna becomes a getaway driver.
The Play - Scrooge makes a play as he hires Cinderella and Maui as his lead stars as he is unaware of their insane personality ties. Meanwhile, Kim gets annoyed at Sasha's parties.
The Cartoon - Megara blackmails television magnate Stan Pines into letting her create a woke kids show as she soon learns that it is rough. Meanwhile, Cinderella and Gaston decide to experiment by having an one night stand.
Anna and the Pedophile - Anna meets a cop calling himself Florian, as soon Mickey learns that he is dating a 14-year-old known as Snow White. Meanwhile, Maui accidentally saves Cruella's life.
Look Who's Coming for Dinner! - Mickey invites Donald to dinner as he is unaware that both Gaston and Cruella have plans to kill Donald. Meanwhile, Anna and Doof have to protect Elsa from the local drug gang lead by Aladdin.
Love In the Air - Cinderella invites Adrien for a "study date" as Marinette has secretly arrived to kill Cinderella. Meanwhile, Megara suddenly gets a cricket claiming to be her conscious as she tries to get him away.
Night at the Club - Kuzco and Anna go to the nightclub as they meet a signer known as Jessica. Meanwhile, Jafar attempts to frame Gaston and Sasha for murder.
The Magazine - Kim reluctantly signs up for an adult magazine as she meets several people including Luz's mother figure. Meanwhile, Cruella gets a dog as she names him Old Yeller.
The Drug Deal - Elsa forces Anna to come with on a drug deal. Meanwhile, Kuzco gets thrown into Alcoholics Anonymous.
The Soup Kitchen - Megara, learning she needs to practice what she preaches, signs up for a Soup Kitchen. Meanwhile, Cruella is forced to life coach a lazy dog.
A Game of Pool - Winnie challenges Kida to a game of pool with the prize being honey. Meanwhile, Kim gets drunk heavily.
Doof is Missing - Doofenshmirtz has gone missing as Maui volunteers himself to find him. Meanwhile, Cruella submits Old Yeller to a dog contest.
Stories Around the Kingdom - Six different stories are told about figures in the Kingdom who aren't our mains.
Dance Off! - Sasha creates a massive party which soon results in an epic dance-off against Jafar. Meanwhile, Maui learns that his ex, Moana, is pregnant with his child.
Spoilers! - After watching Doctor Strange in the Microverse of Erection, Kuzco decides to spoil it as Maui gets angry. Meanwhile, Scrooge has came to evaluate Jafar as he reluctantly asks Sasha and Gaston to help him impress him.
Couple Trouble - Marinette has forced to Adrien to couples' therapy although he has no idea what is going on. Meanwhile, Sasha and Gaston decide to terrify Jafar.
Frozen Love - Elsa has been drugging Anna to participate in sex as Kuzco learns of this and blackmails Elsa. Meanwhile, Kim and Barkin get lost on the mountains.
Woody v. Buzz - Anna finally meets her idols, Woody and Buzz, but is soon forced to come between them when the both of them start to fight. Meanwhile, Winnie discovers a honey smuggling ring.
The Love Bug - Sasha buys a car named Herbie but things get worse when Herbie has a mind of its own and decides to kill all of Sasha's friends. Meanwhile, Cinderella helps Tinker Bell try to kill Wendy Darling.
Hypno Mayhem - Marinette discovers hypnosis and uses it on Adrien and for laughs Megara and Sasha as her slaves as Doof decides to stop her. Meanwhile, Kida gets her first phone.
The Dupe - The President of China has arrived in town as soon the bodyguards believe that he is Pooh as they follow him around. Meanwhile, Kuzco convinces Scrooge to put cameras around the apartment.
Platypus Quest - Kim. being tired of Doof blaming things on what she believes is a non-existent platypus, decides to find him. Meanwhile, Gaston gets extremely stoned.
Daddy Issues - Adrien's father has came to visit as he forces both Meg and Cinderella to act normal. Meanwhile, Kim is forced to become an emotional advisor to Barkin.
Cruel-Ella - Cruella and Cinderella swap minds as Cinderella attempts to make people thing Cruella is nicer. Meanwhile, Winnie wakes up in a strip club.
Welcome to My Slave Harem - Someone has been kidnapping and enslaving ladies as Kida tries to figure out who. Meanwhile, Kuzco wakes up in a gay nightclub.
Wizards of the Magic Kingdom - Megara finds a teen wizard calling herself Alex as she decides to manipulate her into turning her into a witch too. Meanwhile, Doof visits Vanessa again and learns she is planning on egging the apartment as he tries to talk her out of it.
The Affair Detective - Roger hires Kim to follow Jessica and to see if rumors about her cheating on him is true. Meanwhile, Cruella is hired by Florian to hunt down and kill a KKK member.
The World is Watching - Grunkle Stan has the idea to make Mickey's house a reality show as soon everyone has to band together to kick Stan's crew out.
The Sicilian Job - The mob has set a hit on Winnie as he tries to survive it. Meanwhile, Megara decides to become a member of the Triads for a day to show how they are misunderstood, although they aren't.
Fishing Time - Kida and Gaston go fishing as they soon accidentally fish up a Krakken. Meanwhile, Adrien wakes up and learns he is naked with Sasha as he has no memories of doing so.
The Magic Duel - Megara fuels a duel between Luz and Alex in order to get views on social media. Meanwhile, Anna gets extremely sick.
Who's the Corrupt? - Kida gets tasked by Florian to try and discover who is corrupt in his crew. Meanwhile, a drunk Doof accidentally uncovers a conspiracy.
Hypnotized Waitress - Sasha becomes the waitress at a famous dinner as she soon learns every waitress who works there is brainwashed by their owner, the Beast. When Sasha becomes one of them, Gaston decides to save his friend. Meanwhile, Maui has a near death experience and goes to Anna for emotional support.
The President Returns - The President of China has returned to kill Pooh, forcing Mickey to try to save him. Meanwhile, Jafar decides to put Gaston and Sasha on a wild goose chase in order to get them away.
The Perfect Job - Kuzco decides to join a heist with his old buddies: Jack Sparrow and Robin Hood. Meanwhile, Kida gets extremely sick.
Hey Cutie - Cinderella has started flirting with the new girl in town, Raya, as she gets uncomfortable quickly. Meanwhile, Doof reunites with his old friend Drakken.
I Need Love - Megara realizes she needs to get laid as she decides to try to do it to Adrien. Meanwhile, Maui gets food poisoned.
The Dark Future - Mickey warps to a world ruled by Jafar as he has to locate the warped versions of his roommates to stop Jafar and return to his world.
Spanks a Lot! - Anna finds a place where people get spanked for pleasure as she is confused. Meanwhile, Kida gets forced into a marriage with Kuzco.
Welcome to the Hypnotic Strip Club! - Elsa takes Anna to a strip club as unknown to them, it has been controlling minds with jts tech. Meanwhile, Winnie tries to find more honey.
My New Pet - Cinderella has went to a sexual black market and has bought Raya as a sex slave as Anna tries to convince her to let her free. Meanwhile, Kuzco wakes up after a bad hangover.
Oh Hi Sisu - Cinderella discovers Sisu's dragon form as she grossly falls in love as Mickey tries to stop her. Meanwhile, Sasha and Gaston challenge Jafar to a game of chess.
Hot Hot Hot - Gaston decides to go out on the club in order to find some sexy girls to seduce. Meanwhile, Winnie accidentally angers the mob.
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