The Ultra Taskforce Squad’s Adventures in The Super Mario Bros. Movie/Transcript

The Beginning/Deadpool's Apartment/Thanos Contacts Bowser

(the film opens with Deadpool lounging on his couch wearing fuzzy Yoshi slippers while reading a massive, glitter-covered copy of The Super Mario Bros. Movie Script.)

Deadpool: Oh look, the camera’s back! (leans back dramatically) Greetings, nerds, geeks, plumbers, and people who accidentally clicked this movie.

Serious Voice: Why are you reading that?

Deadpool: Because today’s Ultra Taskforce Squad adventure is crossing over with the Mario Movie, and I — the beautiful mercenary of chaos — need to BRUSH UP.

(the mail slot slams; a massive stack of Mario merchandise falls inside)

Deadpool: Ah yes. The script collector pack. (sifts through it) Aha! Script… more words… ew. (rips a page) Too many nouns. Not enough explosions. Time for edits! (grabs crayons and begins aggressively coloring mustaches on every character)

Screwball Voice: Blue mustache for Peach!

Deadpool: Already did that!, (shows horribly scribbled page), Behold, ART! Fit for museums, rejected by Hollywood.

Serious Voice: Shouldn’t we introduce the Taskforce Squad?

Deadpool: Calm down, Mr. Voice-Of-Reason. (turns to the audience), We’ll get to the squad in a second. But first… oh-ho-ho…We need to see what the villains are up to.

Deadpool: Roll the villain cam! (slaps imaginary button)

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(Cut to: The Fully Rebuilt Death Star)

Thanos: Again, these guys love rebuilding things

(Thanos sits in his throne as villain energy hums through the room.)

Thanos: Conquering Earth has proven… irritating.

Bowser Jr.: Dad said the same thing about Brooklyn.

Dr. Eggman: Maybe our last plan failed because Hyper Metal Sonic tripped on Rainbow Road.

Cortex: And half our villains quit. AGAIN.

Uka-Uka: Our evil rating… (holds up screen), ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC!!!

Bowser: (grumbling) I blame Mario. And Luigi. Mostly Mario.

Thanos: Enough complaining. I have a new plan — one that will change EVERYTHING.

Thanos Contacts Bowser

(Thanos walks into the communications room. Sektor stands nearby.)

Sektor: You sure contacting Bowser is wise? He breathes fire every time he gets mad.

Thanos: He respects power. And screaming.

(Thanos presses buttons. The monitor plays dial-up noises.)

Bowser: (off-screen) Who’s messing with my magic mirror?! (cuts in, upside-down, then corrects orientation) THANOS?!

Thanos: Over here, Bowser.

Bowser: I AM looking—oh. (leans in), What do you want, chin-grape?

Thanos: I come with a proposal. A plan that grants us BOTH victory.

Bowser: Go on…

(Thanos explains his plan in detail to Bowser. Dramatic villain music plays.)

After the Explanation

Bowser: So let me get this straight… (points claw), You want me to take the Superstar AND deal with Mario before the Taskforce Squad gets involved?

Thanos: Exactly. Mario is unpredictable. Luigi is jump-scared easily but somehow still a threat. And Peach… well… Peach will definitely help them.

Bowser: Hmph. True.

Thanos: With the Superstar in your possession, you become unstoppable. And I get what I need for phase two.

Bowser: Heh-heh-heh… (clenches fist), Then it’s settled. I’ll unleash my army, conquer the Snow Kingdom, and claim the star myself!

Thanos: Excellent. (The call disconnects.)

Thanos: (turns to the villain league) Assemble the troops. Bowser is making his move.

(The villains cheer.)

Bowser and Villain League invade Penguin Kingdom

[Cut to: A kingdom of snow and ice is seen in the distance. Suddenly, magma dropped upon the ice. A floating castle constructed of rock and lava with a monstrous figurehead in front flied toward the ice kingdom. It dropped the anchor and landed, opening its gates to release an army of turtle-like Koopas. At a higher level of the castle, winged Koopa Paratroopas took flight, to join their non-flying bretheren in ranks that formed a path leading to the head of the castle. Then Villain League and its troops appear. A blue-robed Koopa magician, Kamek, appeared from thin air.]

Kamek: Behold! The King of the Koopas!

[Kamek striked his wand upon the ground, signaling the Koopa army to turn in attention as their monstrous leader, Bowser, emerged. Bowser walked toward the ice castle. One Koopa Troopa was shown shivering in their shell out of nerves.]

[The Villain League base also appears, and Villain League and its troops also released from the base, Thanos, Dr. Eggman, and Grogar]

Bowser: OPEN THE GATES! Or DIE.

[Large shadows loomed within the ice palace. The gates opened to reveal an army of much smaller but still determined penguins, whose king directed them. "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" began to play.]

Penguin King: Attack!

Penguins: (battle cries)

[The penguins charged forward and began pelting the Koopas with snowballs and ice chunks, to little effect. A group brang a catapult to the front of their army, and fired it at Kamek, who teleported away, leaving a Koopa to take the hit. The Penguin King signaled them to hold their attack. "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" stopped playing.]

Penguin King: That is but a taste of our fury. Do you yield?

Bowser: (chuckles) We do not.

[Kamek magically lifted up the penguins and tossed them aside.]

Thanos: Bowser, do your job, use your fire breath to destroy the castle.

[Bowser used his fire breath to destroy the ice castle.]

Penguin King: No...

Bowser: Oh...

Grogar: Do your job Bowser, Until then, The world will be ours with that Star.

[Within the castle ruins shines a bright light. Kamek levitates ice blocks for Bowser to walk up toward the light. He reaches a shining Question Block, which he breaks open to reveal the Super Star.]

Bowser: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha... I've finally found it. AND NOW NO ONE CAN STOP USSSSSSSS!!!

[Screen then cuts to black]

Meeting Mario at Punch-Out Pizzeria

[The screen now changes into a TV commercial, theme playing included]

Mario: "It's-a me, a-Mario!"

Luigi: "And-a Luigi!"

Mario: "Are you tired of-a paying too much for plumbing?"

Both: "Mamma mia!"

Mario: "That's-a why the Super Mario Brothers are here! To-a save Brooklyn!"

Luigi: "And-a Queens!"

Mario: "And-a your wallet!"

Unnamed woman: "Thank you, Super Mario Bros.! It seems like the only thing you haven't drained is my bank account..."

Mario: "Forget-a the expensive plumbing companies where you're-a just a face. For the Super Mario Bros., you're-a family!"

(then we come to the Punch-Out Pizzeria where we see Mario and Luigi celebrating)

Mario: Wow, you were great!

Luigi: I was great? Are you kidding? You were great.

Mario: I am so glad we spent our live savings on this commercial.

Luigi: This is not a commercial. This is cinema.

Mario: What about the accents? Is it... Is it too much?

Giuseppe: Too much? It's-a perfect! Wahoo!

Mario: Okay. I'm gonna trust you.

Foreman Spike: Well, well, well. If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures: the stupid Mario Brothers.

Luigi: (dryly) Ah, great. Spike's here.

Mario: (dryly) Hey, Spike.

Foreman Spike: Yeah. "It's-a Me!" (laughs) Ooh, yeah. Tell me. Have you gotten one call, since you left me to start your dumb company?

Luigi: As a matter of fact, Spike... we have.

Mario: Wow, really?

Luigi: Uh, yeah. Our mom called and she said: "Oh boys! That was the best commercial I've ever seen." And I said "Thank you very much, Mother. We're very proud of it." So, boom! (drops phone)

Foreman Spike: (laughs) Good luck running a business with this idiot. (throws napkin)

Mario: (seriously) Say that again about my brother, and you're gonna regret it. (throws napkin back)

Foreman Spike: (intimidatingly) Oh yeah? Get this through your tiny brain, Mario. You're a joke. And you always will be.

(Unaware for the Foreman Spike, the Ultra Taskforce Squad arrived as then Sulley, Simba and Alex the Lion got behind Foreman Spike who was grabbing Mario)

Sulley: Make you look.

Foreman Spike: (turning around) Huh?

(Just as Foreman Spike saw, Sulley, Simba and Alex roared at Foreman Spike, startling him)

Ash: Drop Mario, now!

Pikachu: (demanding) Pikachu!

Foreman Spike: (nervously) What if I don't?

Raphael: (angry) Then you'll have to deal with us.

Twilight (points to herself and her friends): And Me and my Friends (Points to Rainbow, Pinkie, Applejack, Rarity and Fluttershy)

Finn: That's right.

Alex the Lion: (to Foreman Spike) You mess with him, you mess with me, Foreman!

Foreman Spike: (drops Mario) Fine, you were lucky this time, Mario.

(Then Foreman Spike leaves the place)

Brock: I don't like this guy. He's a creep.

Misty: That is disturbing.

Tai: Also he was a jerk.

Agumon: You said it, Tai.

Sonic: I'm glad that we arrived in time.

Mario: (handshaking Sonic) Yeah, thank you, guys.

Mike: That's what friends are for.

Luigi: That was so close... (pointing at the Foreman Spike's truck) But that was insane, he's three times Mario's size.

King Dedede: I could make that Foreman to look like a wimp (laughing)

Mario: Look, Luigi, also you can't be scared all the time.

Eraqus: Your brother has a point, Luigi.

Elderly voice: You must count for what you have on the inside.

Then they turned to see an old familiar Keyblade Wielder, making Sora to gasp as he then stood protectively in front of Kairi.

Kari: What's wrong, Sora?

Gatomon: Do you know him?

Sora: Yeah, it's Master Xehanort. I fought him against him in the Keyblade Graveyard and Scald Ad Caelum which was before.

Riku: Sora is still shaken after Xehanort tried to destroy Kairi to forge the X-Blade.

Kairi: It happened after Xemnas captured me and even after the battle, Sora is still always close to me.

(Flashback takes place in the Keyblade Graveyard as Master Xehanort is standing above Sora, Riku and Mickey while the old Keyblade Masters has 12 Keyblades spinning around him)

Master Xehanort: Twelve keys we have now. Leaving just one more.

(Then Master Xehanort with his Keyblade shoots a sphere of darkness to the sky, moving away the clouds and revealing the heart-shaped moon, Kingdom Hearts)

Master Xehanort: Now, Sora. Darkness and Light's final clash.

(Sora's eyes widen as he sees Xehanort lift an unsconscious Kairi into the air next to him, pointing his Keyblade at her, then she begins to float in front of the old Keyblade Master)

Sora: (concerned) Kairi!

Master Xehanort: You require motivation.

(As Master Xehanort prepares to strike her down, Sora felt panic and fear in his heart as all the memories about him with Kairi passed through his head, Sora jumped quickly to run across the wall, only Riku and Mickey stayed behind, as for Sora he was feeling like he was going to fail as he then quickly tossed his Keyblade upwards and clashes with Master Xehanort's Keyblade, making him to gasp in surprise as Kairi falls down but Sora quickly catches her before jumping back with Riku and Mickey, but Master Xehanort quickly recomposed as he had everything he needed)

Master Xehanort: Not what I had foreseen, but a clash nonethless. And now, the Keyblade War shall reach its conclusion!

(Just as he said, now the thirteen Keyblades fused and forged the X-Blade as Sora kept Kairi protectively)

Master Xehanort: Ah, at last, the X-Blade is complete! Kingdom Hearts, I call upon your true form! Open the door and show me what lies to come!

(Then Master Xehanort fired a beam of darkness from his X-Blade as the flashback finished)

Sora: It was a harder battle, but I finally managed to defeat Xehanort... But why did he come here?

Master Xehanort: (to Sora) I know that you and Kairi don't trust me for what I tried to do, but you told me that a real leader knows that destiny is beyond his control, and accepts that.

Sora: Now why Young Xehanort warned me about the misuse of the Power of Waking?

Mickey: It's because the Power of Waking isn't to chase hearts.

Sora: So, what Young Xehanort tried to tell me? He said that my time was...

Clank: Your time is up.

Sora: Yeah, last time I used the Power of Waking to rescue Donald, Goofy, Riku, Mickey, Ventus and Aqua, but also the light of Kairi helped me to change history.

Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: I think that I went through the same after Queen Beryl was destroyed.

Sora: So, if Young Xehanort told me that my time was up, then why I'm still here and?

Deadpool: And didn't you disappear from this world after misusing the Power of Waking?

Serious Voice: Kairi was the only element key for Xehanort to get the X-Blade, not even of the Guardians of Light and neither Vexen or Demyx.

Screwball Voice: But heck that! Kairi deserves better treatment and better than Nomura gives her, what really matters and Sora wasn't separated from her, meaning that the cycle of separation is now over.

Sora: (to Master Xehanort) So, you already knew that I was misusing the Power of Waking? So why didn't I disappear?

(Everyone glanced at Master Xehanort)

Master Xehanort: Well, my younger self was wrong, Sora's time in this world is not over.

Spike the Dragon: Look the bright side, Sora. You're still here.

Sora: I guess you're right.

(then Luigi's cellphone rings)

Luigi: (answers) Hello, Super Mario Brothers. Uh-huh. A drip in your faucet? That's great. I mean that's... That's great that you called us because we can be there and we can fix it right away. Okay! (hangs up) Mario, we got one! The Super Mario Brothers are in business!

Mario: Wahoo! (to our heroes) C'mon, guys! You can help, too.

Jake: Well, what are we waiting for?

Emmet: Let's go!

(everyone heads in the van, but the van gets stalled)

Luigi: Oh, no! We're gonna be late!

Mario: No, we're not.

Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: How are we gonna get there?

Mario: There's always a way. Come on, let's go.

(the gang gets out of the van and follows Mario)

Luigi: Hey, wait up!

Timmy Turner: What about their van?

Mewtwo: We'll have Zordon and Alpha fix it while we're there. Now, hurry!

Mario: This way!

Luigi: (trips on a trash and gets attacked by a cat)

Mario: Come on, Lu. Step on it.

Luigi: (tumbles around the grocery store and hands a groceries to grocer) Here you go.

(gang heads toward a near a construction area)

Amy Mizuno/Sailor Mercury: "Road Closed?"

Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: Now what?

Serena/Sailor Moon: I'm thinking. I'm thinking.

(Mario goes on ahead)

Luigi: Aw, Mario. What are you doing?

Rabbit: Well, we better go after him.

Colossus: (to the children of the Ultra Taskforce Squad) Kids, don't try this at home.

(the gang goes through the construction site)

Construction Worker: Hey!

Ash: Sorry.

Applejack: Coming through!

Construction Worker: Get off from there!

Tigger: Excuse us.

Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Pardon.

Construction Worker 2: You can't be here!

Luigi: I know.

Piglet: Oh, d-d-d-dear!

Construction Worker 3: I'm workin' here.

Winnie the Pooh: Sorry.

Luigi: So sorry.

Alex the Lion: (gets hit by a swinging beam) Ow! Ooh! (screams then cries in his hands) Aah! (his foot hits a wooden table) Oh, oh! Aah! (his foot pricks a pebble) Aah! What the...? (jumps through spider webs) Oh! Aah! Ew! Ew! (sputters as he tries to get the webs off himself then knocks down a lamppost on himself) Oh, no!! Aah!!!

(The lamppost falls down into Alex the Lion while Mario reaches the Castle Burger and opens the gate)

Mario: Come on, guys! Pump those legs!

Luigi: I'm so sorry. I'm trying. I got bad knees.

Pinkie Pie: Woohoo! Let's do that again!

Ratchet (Autobot): I vote we never do that again.

Jax: Agreed.

Mario: (OS) Come on, guys!

Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Wait for us!

Plumbing Job/The Squad Tries to Get Francis to Calm Down

(The gang rushes toward the Marios until they make it to their destination: a tall white home building)

Mario: (wolf whistles)

Most of the team members: (awes in amazement)

Luigi: Oh, wow. We have hit the big time.

(Marios fist bumps as then they realize that someone is missing)

Timon: Does anyone is missing?

Pumbaa: Simba, Nala, Kiara, Kovu and Kion are with us.

Gloria the Hippo: Wait, where's Alex?

(Just as she asked, Alex managed to arrive)

Alex: Ech! I hate spiderwebs. Yeah, thanks a lot, guys. Thanks for waiting up. Really appreciate it.

(Then they went inside the house)

Woman Owner: The drip is upstairs, at the end of the hall.

Man Owner: Can you fix it?

Mario: Very confident, sir.

Woman Owner: You'll be careful about making a mess.

Luigi: Ma'am, I assure you. We don't make messes, we fix'em. (laughs, then gasps)

(a dog appears)

Piglet: Monster!

Woman Owner: That's Francis.

Piglet: Oh, no! He's going to eat me! (Francis licks him) He's starting at the bottom and working to the top.

Woman Owner: He likes you.

(Before Luigi accidentaly breaks the bone, Tails stopped him but Francis then growls at Gatomon but then Gary the Snail hisses like a cat towards Francis)

Fred Jones: Something tells us that Gary the Snail doesn't like the dogs.

Spongebob: Calm down, Gary.

Gatomon: I'm not afraid of that dog...!

Woman Owner: (singing) Mama, Mama, Mama, you have your baby.

(While Spongebob is handling Gary, Mario pulls Luigi in, inside the restroom our heroes look at a sink as Luigi gets squirted)

Mario: Wrench.

(Mario uses Wrench and Monkey Wrench to fix pipes)

Mario: And, our first job complete.

(Mario Brothers special high fives each other)

Mario Brothers: Hey!

Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn: That was fast.

Knuckles: Uh, guys. I seem to have some small problems.

(Francis is still growling at Gary the Snail and Gatomon)

Fluttershy: I'll handle this! (she uses the Stare on Francis) Listen, Francis! Don't you see that we're working here! So, don't get angry or attack us, it's all clear?

(Francis whimspers as he nodded, even Gary gets himself calmed down, knowing that Fluttershy's stare can be scary)

Patamon: That was so close.

TK Takaishi: But how Fluttershy did that?

Sweetie Belle: Fluttershy can use the stare to control the animals and other creatures.

Scootaloo: She was able to face a cockatrice.

Apple Bloom: It was during one night when were searching for a missing chicken.

Daffy Duck: Well, nothing can go wrong now?

(Suddenly water pops up from a tile)

Bugs Bunny: You and your big mouth, Daffy?

(But then Mario plugs it up, but more water comes up, Mario plugs it up, then another, then Luigi plugs it up, then water comes through the mirror, Luigi plugs it up, the water spouts out of the toilet)

Sweetie Belle: (frustrated) Oh, come on!

(Mario closes the toilet's top, then water comes through the shower)

Eddy: Look out with the shower!

Spongebob: Leave it to me!

(Then Spongebob entered inside the shower and absorbed the water with his body)

Sandy Cheeks: That was very effective.

(Then Mario manages to fix the toilet)

Ed: Phew.

Porky Pig: Well... That's all folks.

Meanwhile Back With Thanos and The Villain League/Thanos and Bowser Plots to Take Over the Mushroom Kingdom

(The scene opens inside the Villain League base. Dark energy hums through the room. A portal opens, and Bowser steps through, holding the glowing Super Star in his claw.)

Bowser: Look, Thanos. (grins) I’m back… and I’ve got the Star.

Grogar: Excellent. (smiles darkly) They won’t even know what hit them.

Bowser: (chuckles, clenching the Star) You know what, Thanos? Death is coming to the Mushroom Kingdom. (pauses) Enjoy your day while it lasted, Peach… because tomorrow, you will marry me in a ROYAL WEDDING.

Dr. Eggman: (laughs smugly) And enjoy your day while it lasted, Sonic — and your little group of new friends. When we return with a bigger plan… it won’t be so easy next time.

Thanos: (steps forward, arms crossed) And truly enjoy your day while it lasted, Ultra Taskforce Squad. Because when we strike back… we will never lose.

(Bowser, Thanos, Dr. Eggman, and Grogar all begin laughing as the Star glows brighter.)

(The laughter echoes through the base.)

The Squad Meets Mario & Luigi’s Family/Mario Plays Kid Icarus on His TV/Mario Goes to The News

[Screen then cuts to the Squad Meeting Mario’s Family]

Squidward: I'm glad it's all over.

Zazu: Fluttershy knows to control the animals.

Mr. Krabs: Also the Mario Brothers were well-paid after doing the job.

Daffy: This is the last time that I work with plumbers or dogs...!

Ash: Cheer up, guys. At least they're letting us stay at their place.

Pikachu: Pika-pika.

Rabbit: I have a feeling this gonna be a long night.

Mario Family: Hey-yo!

Mario Brothers: Hey-yo!

Uncle Tony: It's the Super Mario Brothers, from the TV.

(everyone laughs)

Uncle Arthur: They give an Oscar for Worst Actors?

Aunt Marie: Hey! (slaps him)

Uncle Arthur: What I do?

Genie: (Southern Belle Accent) Oh, I declare it's such a delight to cook for family. And oh, are you gonna be pleased. Goat o'Gratin, Hummus on a Half-Shell, and Deep-Fried Camel Fritters like Mama used to make.

Mario: (nervous laugh) So, uh... So everybody saw the commercial then?

Uncle Tony: Uh-huh. We seen it.

Mario: And?

Uncle Arthur: I wouldn't quit your day job.

Uncle Tony: Oops. He already did.

(the family laughs)

Mario's Mom: Well, I thought it was incredible. It belongs in a movie theater.

(the dinner was getting settled, also the Pokémon like Pikachu, Ash and Kiawe's Charizard, Sceptile, Greninja, Krookodile, Gengar, Azurill, Politoed, Psyduck, Gyarados, Staryu, Starmie, Steelix, Blissey, Croagunk, Crobat, Comfey, Geodude, Blaziken, Beautifly, Skitty, Venusaur, Glaceon, Wartortle, Piplup, Buneary, Pachirisu, Quilava, Mamoswine, Togekiss, Haxorus, Excadrill, Emolga, Dragonite, Gible, Pansage, Crustle, Stunfisk, Delphox, Pancham, Sylveon, Dedenne, Diggersby, Chespin, Luxray, Primarina, Sandy the Eevee, Tsareena, Turtonator, Alolan Marowak, Togedemaru, Vikavolt and Snowy have their bowls of Pokémon Food accompanied with some berries, Puffins and Poke Puffs)

Mallow: Everything is ready.

(Dash tried to grab a spring roll)

Violet: (to Dash) Did you wash your hands?

(Dash runs to the sink)

Violet: With... soap?

(Dash runs to the sink again)

Violet: Did you dry them?

(Dash shakes his hands to dry them and then eats. Then Helen puts some food next to Dash)

Dash: What!? Is this all vegetables? Who ordered all vegetables!?

Helen: I did. They're good and you're gonna have some. (she puts some vegetables on Dash's plate)

Tai Kamiya: Oh yeah. I haven't had a meal like this in this town. My stomach chiming.

Matt Ishida: If we have some ketchup to go with this, it would be perfect.

TK Takaishi: I love ketchup and Eggs.

Sora Takenouchi: That sounds pretty gross to me.

Twilight Sparkle: (messy eating noises) Mmm! Mmmm, mm! (with mouth full) I didn't realize how hungry I was! I'm so glad you asked me to join you here today... (swallows) I'm so honored! Mm!

Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury: Please don't talk with you're mouth full.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh right, sorry.

Sonic: I'm glad they have chili dogs! (He eats one of the chili dogs)

Emerl: This looks good!

Kari Kamiya: Delicious!

Tai Kamiya: You said it!

Mantis (Kung Fu Panda): I wish my mouth was bigger.

Kirby: Poyo! (eating with cutlery)

Rarity: This Looks Beautiful and Delicious!

Sweetie Belle: You said it, Rarity!

Max: I'm trying to wonder when Kirby learned to use cutlery?

Tiff: We taught him.

Tuff: Previouly Kirby's appetite got us intro trouble.

Mimi Tachikawa: A taste of goodness and sweetness!

Palmon: You said it, Mimi!

TK Takaishi: Eggs with vegetables inside are so delicious!

Matt Ishida: Mmm! Steaks makes my mouth water!

Ash Ketchum: Eat well and sleep well. That's what keeps me healthy!

Gabumon: You can say that again.

Eddy: (Tries to pick it up. Each time he lifts his fork, the pasta falls off) How the heck you supposed to eat this stuff?

Double-D: (Raising his fork) It's all in the wrist, Eddy.

Lillie: That's not how you do it, let me help you.

[Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, Goten, Future Trunks and Trunks were eating a lot]

Goku: Hmm, this is good stuff.

Piccolo: You know, I don't think I'll ever get used to it.

Young Ben Tennyson: I'll say. I've never seen anyone eat so much.

Po: Wow, those guys sure got a big appetite.

Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Believe it or not, they're always like that.

Lita/Sailor Jupiter: But do they have to eat like this in front of everybody?

Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: Let's just pretend we don't know them.

Izzy Izumi: And I thought Burpmon ate a lot.

Tentomon: Glad we don't have a Burpmon here.

Starlight Glimmer: I guess my question would be what is a Burpmon?

Sunburst: Yeah, we never heard of such a thing.

Izzy Izumi: Burpmon is a mutant Digimon from an unidentified level and its known for eating bigger amounts of food.

Izuku "Deku" Midoriya: I guess the Saiyans have a naturally high metabolism and extreme energy which they need from constant intense training and fighting.

May: Ash and I thought that we had huge appetites.

Iris: The same I say.

Uncle Tony: Isn't supposed that hyenas and lions should be natural enemies?

Shenzi: Well, we used to work for Scar until he told us that we were the enemy.

Banzai: After that, we turned against Scar and we changed sides, right Ed.

Ed: (nods stupidily)

Sophocles: Why isn't Piccolo eating?

Piccolo: The Namekians only drink water.

(Mario's Dad serves dinner: pasta with mushroom)

Mario: Ah, mushrooms?

Tigger: Gee-yuck! Tiggers don't like mushrooms.

Applejack: I don't like mushrooms either.

Rabbit: Now don't get snippy, Tigger and Applejack. We are guests in the Mario household.

Mario's Dad: Everybody likes Mushrooms, right?

Luigi: I love mushrooms. I'll take them.

Uncle Tony: Mario, seriously. What were you thinking with that commercial?

Mario: What? It's supposed to be funny.

Luigi: Can someone pass the bread?

Uncle Tony: Yeah, but what's with the outfits? Plumbers wearing white gloves?

Mario: That's right. You gotta have a trademark. Gotta stand out.

Mario's Mom: Don't listen to them. The world laughed at Da Vinci, too.

Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury: Actually, they didn't. He was praised for his great work.

Luigi: Uh, Ami's right you know, Ma.

Mario: Dad? What did you think?

Mario's Dad: I think you're nuts. You don't leave a steady job for some crazy dream. And the worst part... You're bringing your brother down with you.

Mario: Thanks, Dad. (leaves the table) Thanks for the support.

Rabbit: Oh, dear. Mercy me.

Piglet: Oh, dear. Mercy me, too.

Mario's Dad: What I say?

Cream the Rabbit: (to Mario's Dad) Mister, don't you think that you're being close-minded?

Pinkie Pie: Cream is right, because we met Princess Skystar who is open-minded while her mother the Queen Novo was close-minded.

Mario's Dad: I guess you two are right, because for years I worked for Foreman Spike and therefore it is bit hard to me believing that my son Mario forms part of a team of superheroes.

Plankton: You aren't the only one being close-minded. For me, at the beginning I wanted the Krabby Patty's formula, but I wanted it for myself, and it made me so selfish.

Mr. Krabs: That helped Plankton to regain our friendship.

Sunset Shimmer: For me, at the beginning, when I was Princess Celestia's student, I wanted more power instead of making friends, but she denied me what I wanted but it was to protect me, she didn't want me to follow the same path as Opaline.

Ichigo: Who is Opaline?

Princess Celestia: Opaline Arcana is an alicorn, she used to live in Skyros with me and Luna, however, Opaline always believed that all the Alicorns are superior than all the three pony tribes and therefore she was banished.

Diamond Tiara: You know, Sunset. You aren't the only one who went through the similar situation, I was following the hoofsteps from my mother, Spoiled Rich, but only I became into a bully, all she had done was to tell me to do stuff, "Diamond, don't hang out with those worthless foals!", "Diamond, win that event or else!", "Diamond, keep insulting those foals for being blank flanks", she never even asked what I wanted!

Silver Spoon: All this time Spoiled Rich was trying to become Diamond Tiara just like her mother.

Dr. Doofensmirtz: I really hate that Spoiled Rich.

Tweety: Sounds like the worst mother ever

Isabella: Unless you are with us, Diamond.

Diamond Tiara: Thank you.

Mario's Dad: Thank you, for understanding me.

Scrooge McDuck: We better go to see Mario.

[Cut to Mario’s Room where he is playing Kid Icarus, a few moments later, The title on the TV Says “I’M FINISHED”, He then picks up the remote and switches to Live TV]

Pit: Hey, isn't that Kid Icarus for Nintendo Entertainment System?

Mario: Yeah.

TK Takaishi: Can I give it a try?

Mario: Sure, TK.

Patamon: TK is very good at video games.

[As TK was playing Kid Icarus, the other team members arrived]

Luigi: (enters) Hey. (sits) Nah, you're not bringing me down. You know what! What do they know, huh?

Mario: It's not just them.

Serena/Sailor Moon: What do you mean?

Mario: Our whole lives, everyone's telling us, we can't do this, you can't do that. Sick and tired of feeling so small.

Mewtwo: There is nothing to be gained from such nonsense. You are the same as all humans, neither stronger nor weaker.

Classic Tails: Look Mario, you aren't the same one who went through the same. Before I met Sonic, I was bullied and everyone made fun of me and my inventions, but everything changed when I met Sonic.

Tails: And the friendship with Sonic and everyone got stronger.

Max (Disney): I went through the same, in the high school and the university, everyone made fun of me just for being the son of my dad, but after participating in Powerline's Concert and winning the X-Treme Games, everything changed, I became popular and I'm part of the Ultra Taskforce Squad.

Apple Bloom: With my case along with Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle and Babs Seed, we were ponies without Cutie Marks, we felt lost trying to discover our Cutie Marks.

Babs Seed: But everything required with patience to get our Cutie Marks.

Scootaloo: And even if I cannot fly, I'm still awesome just like Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: (ruffling Scootaloo's) That's right, squirt.

Fizzlepop Berrytwist: When I lost my horn, I felt like an outcast before meeting and working Storm King but after me and Grubber failed, we searched for the Ultra Taskforce Squad to amend the things and at the same time my horn was fixed and I was finally whole.

Po: Also, at the beginning when Master Oogway chose me as the Dragon Warrior, it was never an accident, I decided to stay and doing my best, even if I'm not like the Furious Five, I managed to be myself and that's what makes me stronger.

Mike: With me in Monster University, at the beginning I wanted to prove that I'm a monster who can scare, but it was not possible. However, I built the Biggest Scare in the University's story.

Sully: We even surprise Harshcrabble, later we worked in Monster Incorporation for years, we met Boo, return her to her door, we stopped Randall and Mr. Waternoose, the crisis was solved, the laugh became the new source for Monster Incorporation and I became the CEO from there.

Wreck-It Ralph: All my life I was treated as the bad guy, that's why I left the game, I tried to be the the good guy but I'm a bad guy, I always believed that getting a medal the Nicelanders would allow me to live in the penthouse instead of living in the trash, but after I saved Sugar Rush from a Cybug Invasion, the Nicelanders are now nice with me and I built a house and more of them for Q*Bert and the others.

Red: Also I was treated as a nobody, all the birds made fun of me because my giant eyebrows and also anger issues, but everything changed after Leonard and the pigs stole the eggs, no offense Leonard.

Leonard: None taken, Red. But everything changed when Zeta started to attack my and Red's islands, I quited my previous goals and helped the birds to get rid of Zeta's Ice Ball Machine.

Blossom: We had the same situation.

Bubbles: At the beginning the people from Townsville didn't want us

Buttercup: But everything changed when we defeated Mojo Jojo after he used a lot of Chemical X.

Blossom: Now Townsville sees us as heroines.

Yen Sid: Look Mario. Some things start out big. And some things start out small. Very small. But sometimes the smallest thing can make the biggest changes of all.

Master Oogway: Master Yen Sid is right, Mario. You are too concerned with that what was and what will be. There's another saying just as I told to Po during his first night in the Jade Palace: Yesterday... is history, tomorrow... is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called present.

Mario: Thank you, masters Yen Sid and Oogway.

[Just then, TK completed the game]

TK Takaishi: Yay, I did it!

Mega Man: Whoa, TK did it very well.

Roll: Yeah.

Luigi: TK is very good at that.

Hamm: Now let's watch the TV.

[Then in the TV it was changed to the news channel]

News Reporter: A water main burst underground today. Stopping subway service and flooding downtown Brooklyn.

Buzz Lightyear: Turn it up.

(Mario does so)

Mayor Pauline: Everything is under control. I promise you. We are very close to fixing this.

Citizen: Out of the way!

Citizen 2: It's alright!

Citizen 3: Somebody help! Somebody save Brooklyn!

Mario: Save Brooklyn? Guys...This is our chance!

Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: What do you mean?

Mario: Destiny is calling!

Luigi: Destiny del Monchu from High School?

Mario: What? No! Just come on!

Rabbit: Oh my gosh. Quick, quick!

Tigger: Let's follow them, hasty posty!

Rocket Racoon: Oh yeah!

Pac-Man: Let's do this!

[Then the team goes to the damaged pipe from Brooklyn]

The Squad goes to The Damaged Pipe/They Find The Secret Pipe/Entering the Mushroom Kingdom

[The group managed to arrive at the flooded street]

Flood Worker: (plugs up water) I got this. (bursts up)

Tony Stark/Iron Man: I managed to fix a pipe underwater.

Mario: They're not even looking at the right place.

Wheeljack: According to my calculations, the source is right there.

Mario: Come on, guys.

(Mario uses a crowbar to open a sewer gate, water starts draining)

Luigi: You are not seriously considering....

Terra (Kingdom Hearts): We have no choice.

Spiral: Come on. Getting there's the fun part.

Fix-It Felix Jr: Normally I would fix the pipe but now it is up to Mario and Luigi.

Wreck-It Ralph: And after fixing there would be a party.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah, the same I say.

Pac-Man: And where there is a party, there's food.

Cylindria: Typical.

Iris: What a kid?

(then everyone jumps in)

Luigi: Guys! (laughs nervously, then jumps in)

(inside the sewers, the squad wade toward their destination)

Syndrome: Now what?

Mario: We gotta get to that pressure valve.

(we see the pressure valve shaking)

Luigi: Mama Mia!

Genie: Fear not o' Plumber in Green, we can rebuild.

Ratchet (Lombax): Just climb on to the pipe.

Coco Bandicoot: And don't look down.

(our heroes climb across the pipe, as Mario tries to turn the valve, it snaps off as does the pipe and our heroes hang on to it until they crash into a hollow wall)

Squad Members: (crawl out of rubble)

Genie: Smooth flight, but the reentry could use work.

Clemont: Is everybody okay?

Misty: I'm alright. Azurill's fine, too.

Bonnie: I'm okay, just like Dedenne too.

Luna: Serena, you alright?

Serena/Sailor Moon: That's gotta leave a mark.

Knuckles: (to the Mario Brothers) You guys alright?

Luigi: (groans) I knew saving Brooklyn was a bad idea.

Mario: Come on.

(Mario walks away with our heroes following)

Mario: Whoa! (sees a room filled with pipes) What is this place?

Launchpad McQuack: It's a room filled with pipes.

Spyro: Let's go.

(the squad explores the pipe room until Luigi finds a green pipe)

Mario: Looks like nobody's been down here for years.

Michelangelo: It brings us memories from our home.

Rocket the Racoon: Your home?

Leonardo: We lived for years in the sewers of New York.

Dark Pit: That path should guide us to...

Viridi: No spoilers.

Pit: But...

Viridi: No spoilers!

(just then they hear a noise)

Amy Rose: Where's Luigi?

Mario: Luigi?

(gang enters the green pipe)

Mario: Luigi, are you in there?

Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: There's his monkey wrench.

Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: But I don't see him.

Wonder Woman: Where could he be?

Mario: Luigi!

Winnie the Pooh: Hello, there! Luigi? Where are you.... (gets sucked into the pipe)

Doctor Nefarious: Okay, this is getting weird... (he then gets sucked into the pipe)

(then one by one the squad members were sucked into the pipe and everyone goes through a rainbow stream until they see Luigi)

Mario: Luigi!

Luigi: Mario!

Silver the Hedgehog: We got to save him.

Mario: Gimme your hand!

(Luigi does so)

Mario: It's all gonna be okay!

Luigi: How is this gonna be okay?

Mario: I'm telling you. Nothing can hurt us, as long as we're together!

(Luigi then smiles but before something could happen, Peter Parker/Spiderman launches spiderwebs which tied Mario and Luigi to prevent to separate them)

Luigi: Thanks, Spidey!

Peter Parker/Spiderman: No problem...! Can you give me a hand, Harry?

Harry/New Goblin: I'm busy with another thing...!

Princess Celestia: Hold on, everyone!

Shining Armor: Stay close to me, Flurry and Cadence!

(The group keeps being transported until arriving into a forest of mushrooms)

Sora: (holding Kairi) Is everyone alright? Kairi?

Kairi: Yeah, we're fine.

Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: What the heck are you doing!?

[Then Master Roshi was lying close Raye's chest]

Master Roshi: (nuzzling close to Raye's chest) It wasn't my fault, the tranporting pipe was responsible.

[But then Raye blushed before firmly grabbing and lifted him]

Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: (annoyed) You're a perv old man!

Master Roshi: I told you it wasn't my fault...

[Before Master Roshi could grab her chest, Raye twisted his face enough to break Roshi's glasses and spun him as he was launched against a mushroom]

Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: (to Master Roshi) Next time don't mess with me.

Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Does Master Roshi always do that?

Bulma: Yes.

Ortensia: So, where are we?

Oswald the Lucky Rabbit: I don't know.

Skipper: Kowalski, analyze.

Kowalski: Sir, we arrived into a forest of mushrooms.

Deadpool: Very curious. This time Luigi stayed in the group and thanks to our friendly neighbor Spiderman.

Serious Voice: Normally Luigi had to end separated.

Screwball Voice: But this time they are together.

Sally Acorn: Mario, what are you doing?

Mario: Just looking.

[he looks at a blue mushroom but then Toad and Toadette appear]

Toad: Do not touch that mushroom! You'll die!

[Some of the squad members were startled]

Toad: Oh, I'm sorry. That one's perfectly fine.

Mario: Ah, it's two little mushroom people. Two little mushroom people talking to me.

Genie: Say, I thought only genies can turn into something like that.

Toad: Pleased to meet ya! I'm Toad.

Toadette: And I'm Toadette.

[After all the introductions of the Squad Members with Mario and Luigi being the last ones]

Mario: Uh, Mario. (catches up)

Luigi: And I'm his brother, Luigi.

Mario: So this uh...This is, this is not a dream? (gets whacked) Ow!

Toad: That hurt, right?

Mario: Yes!

Toadette: Definitely not a dream.

Mario: Then, then...This place is...

Toad: The Mushroom Kingdom!

Mario: Mushrooms, really? Now that is a cruel twist of fate.

Private: So, this is the Mushroom Kingdom.

King Julien: But where's the castle?

Mario: (crosses paths with a Bramball) Hello. (to Toad) Yeah, I'm actually looking for someone.

Pit: Actually everyone is here.

Unikitty: Also we saw dark floating land with lava.

Toad: Those are the Dark Lands. They're under Bowser's control.

Izuku "Deku" Midoriya: Bowser?

Toad: He's the most evil, wretched creature alive.

Toadette (jumps on a tree) And at the same time you're coming with us.

Nala: To where?

Toad: I'm taking you to see the princess. She can help. She can do anything.

Mario: Princess?

(most of the Squad Members see the kingdom then awes in delight)

Toad: Come on, guys! Our big adventure begins now!

Rabbit: Right behind you. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

(Eventually they arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom, our heroes enter the Kingdom)

Toad: This way, guys!

Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Wait up!

Clemont: How do we get to the princess?

Toad: The princess is right up the hill.

Toadette: Over here!

Tigger: After those fungus!

(everyone follows Toad and Toadette)

Toad: Excuse me, everybody. Coming through. Got a big adventure happening, right now. Clear a path for us. If I could just...

Mario: (grabs a coin, give it to a Red Toad) Here you go.

Toad: Excuse us. Excuse us, everybody! Coming through! These guys are going to die imminently! Out of the way, please!

Red: Hey!

Beerus: What was that!?

Toad: Just trying to clear a path. That's all I'm doing. He's gonna be fine.

Goku: Just be careful, Beerus is the God of Destruction, don't make him angry.

Toad: Okay and sorry.

Bulma: (annoyed) Oh, really?

Whis: Next time, give them a real reason to move.

Toad: Chanterelle!

Chanterelle: Morning!

Toad: Nice to see ya, bud.

(everyone continues through the marketplace)

Toadette: And... Up, we go.

Mario: Wait, up?

Chuck: Come on!

(everyone goes on some lifts, Mario slips on one then gets up)

Luigi: (OS) Come on, Mario!

(Mario catches up)

Mario: (walking on floating bricks) Okay, so these bricks are just floating here?

Princess Cadence: Apparently only is possible in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Flurry Heart: (giggling while flying)

Kirby: (floats to reach the next platform)

Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: Now what?

Toad: Just pop in this pipe and we're on our way.

Luna: That clear pipe?

Toad: It's the only way to fly, kitty. (enters)

Mario: Oh, wow. Love these pipes.

Misty: You would.

Genie: No time for dilly-dallying.

Rabbit: He's right.

Tigger: Let's go.

(the squad enters the clear pipe, then they enter the blue pipe while Mario enters the green pipe, then the red pipe, then right green pipe, then red pipe again)

Mario: Aw, come on!

(Mario then goes up the right pipe, while everyone is waiting)

Mewtwo: What kept you?

Mario: (groans, then flops)

Toad: Here we are. Palace doors. Bing, bang, boom. Come on. (laughs) Woo!

Mario: Whoa!

(everyone does so)

Toad: Pretty impressive, am I right?

Unikitty: Oh, yes. Very impressive.

Toad Guard: Hold it right there, fellas.

Porky Pig: Oh, dear.

Pinkie Pie: Uh-oh.

Mario: Oh, hey. I need to see the princess.

Ash: Yeah. It's an emergency.

Pikachu: Pika-pika.

Toad Guard: What princess?

Toad Guard 2: I never heard of any princess.

Toad Guard: Oh, wait. I did. Our princess, though, is in another castle.

Toad Guard 2: Oh, yeah. That's right.

Toad Guard: You should try another castle, maybe. She ain't in this one.

Mario: Huh?

Genie: (As Robert De Niro) Excuse me?! Are you lookin’ at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up, did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you’re not letting us in?! (Gets madder and madder) I don’t think so! Not right now. WE'RE COMING IN!!! SO SIDDOWN!!

Tigger: YIKES!!!

Master Eraqus: Genie!

Genie: It's a joke. I do that.

Toad: Okay, so they're messing with you. And...I don't like it. (grabs his frying pan, but instead of hitting, he cooks) What do you guys, um...What do you wanna eat? Anything your hear desires. (to our heroes, whispers) Go! (to guards) And we're gonna scramble it up.

(everyone enters the castle, but see more guards, Mario salutes them, they salute back until....)

Toad Guard 3: Hey!

Toad Guard 4: Intruders!

Toadette: They are coming with me.

Toad Guard 3 and 4: Okay.

Finn: That was so close.

Princess Bubblegum: Thank you for that.

Toadette: No problem.

The Squad Meets Princess Peach

(inside the Throne Room a group of Toads gather around as a map of the Mushroom Kingdom rises)

Toad General: Council! Your attention! Since his escape from the Space Dumpster, Bowser has found the Super Star and is headed toward our kingdom. It's power will make him invincible. Zordon of Eltar and the Morphin Masters predicted that this would happen sooner or later, since the United Alliance of Evil has fallen. And now freed and swearing vengeance on the Eltarian and his Daughter, we will be destroyed.

(Toads gasp in horror)

Yellow Toad: Princess, what are we gonna do?

Princess Peach: I will not let him hurt you. (walks down) When my old friend the Good Fairy comes with the Chosen Ones from her father Zordon of Eltar's prophecy, we are going to stop Bowser.

Yellow Toad: How? Look at us. We're adorable.

Princess Peach: I'm going to convince the great Kong Army to help us. Together, we'll annihilate that monster.

Toad General: Their mad king doesn't make alliances. The Kongs will never agree.

Princess Peach: I can convince him. When they get here, I'll leave for the Jungle Kingdom in the morning.

Toad General: Good Luck, Princess. For all our sakes.

(Princess Peach leaves the throne room then hears some steps and saw the full squad)

Pinkie Pie: Hi!

Princess Peach: When did you arrive here?

My Melody: Toadette and Toad helped us to enter the castle.

Princess Peach: Wait, aren't you the Ultra Taskforce Squad?

SpongeBob: Yeah, it's our team.

(Then after all the introductions)

Princess Peach: I heard much about your previous adventures but I never thought that you would arrive here to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Princess Peach: (turns Mario) Now for you, you're just that so small. (grabs Mario's hat)

Mario: Hey!

Princess Peach: W-w-wait. Wait. Let's go back. Where did you come from?

Luigi: Me, our friends were transported by a pipe.

Princess Peach: Now with all you guys, we will have more advantage to face Bowser.

Darth Vades: However, Bowser is not alone, he has more villains in the League of Villains.

Princess Peach: Then we better must hurry up because if we don't stop them this world will be doomed... (hand gets grabbed) Huh?

Brock: (lovestruck) Worry not, my fair Princess!

Max (Pokémon): Oh no, not again.

Dawn: (sighs) Here we go again.

Princess Peach: Mm...

Brock: (lovestruck) Yes! It is my one purpose in life to rescue you from this political turmoil! (but then he gets struck by Croagunk who used Poison Jab, causing Brock groan in pain before he gets grabbed by Misty by the ear and got pulled away)

Misty: There’s enough turmoil for one day!

Max (Pokémon): Unless Croagunk does the work for me.

Sophocles: Does Brock always do that?

May: When Brock sees girls, he gets lovestruck specially with Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny.

Ash Ketchum: (To Princess Peach) Sorry about our friend Brock. He can be a bit crazy when there's beautiful girls and so far or believe it or not, he hasn't have any luck.

Pikachu: (apology) Pika-Pika.

Princess Peach: No pressure.

Mario: Well, now that that's out of the way, take me with you.

Princess Peach: This guy's a lunatic. A psycho. He will eat you for breakfast.

Princess Luna: That's outrageous!

Princess Peach: He won't even notice it properly. Cause you're very, very small.

Tuff: Kirby is small too but he is very powerful.

Kirby: (happily) Poyo!

Mario: And you know what? Make fun of me all you want. But you're gonna help me find my brother. Please?

Princess Peach: (realizes) Okay. Let's see what you're made of. (to the squad members) You guys, too.

Mario: Is that a "yes?"

Princess Peach: No, that's a "Let's see what you're made of."

Sonic, SpongeBob, Sora and Peach Trains Mario

(The squad goes to the Princess Peach's Castle courtyard where they ride a floating balcony, a giant "?" Block appears, it splits and transforms into a training course, everyone awes in delight)

Princess Peach: If you can finish this, You’re coming with me.

Sonic: That is piece of cake.

Tiff: Cake is a lie.

Piglet: But looks f-f-f-f-f-frightful.

Princess Peach: Well, I'm not very experienced like all of you.

Sally Acorn: Then watch this. (she entered the training course and managed to pass it successfully and at first)

Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Wow!

Amy Rose: She's good.

Pinkie Pie: Cheers for Sally Acorn! (uses her Party Cannon; just don't ask at Pinkie Pie)

Genie: Whoa-ho! This girl does her homework!

Mario: That was amazing. Wait, how are we supposed to do that?

Sally Acorn: It was practice.

Palutena: Also you'll need Power-Ups.

Tigger: Oh, Power-Ups. Hoo-hoo, sure. Uh, what's a Power-Up?

Princess Peach: They give us special abilities. (hits a block)

Mario: (grabs a red mushroom) Ugh! Really?

Peach: Go on. Eat it.

Mario: Ugh... (Mario tries to eat it) Now does this have to be a mushroom? Because I HATE mushrooms.

(Peach glares at Mario)

Mario: Okay, okay. (Mario tries to eat it again) Are you sure there's not like a...

Red: Come on, we don't have the whole day.

Princess Peach: (to our Heroes) Ahem. You guys go ahead. I'll deal with this.

Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: Okay.

(some of the heroes try the obstacle course)

Princess Celestia: Me, Luna and Cadence keep watch.

Princess Peach: Thanks. (to Mario) Down the hatch! Yep, there it is. All gone.

Mario: (swallows hard) Aw, not cool! (feels a power surge, grows, cheers)

Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Wow! Mario grew!

Tigger: (OS) Duck!

Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: (gets hit by an obstacle) Whoa!

Darien Shields/Tuxedo Mask: Sailor Mini Moon!

Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: (recovers) Sorry!

Rainbow Dash: Shake it off, Rini. You'll be alright.

Mario: I'm tall.

Princess Peach: And strong.

Mario: (hits brick block)

Princess Peach: And, you can jump.

Mario: I got this. No problem. (jumps then falls, lands in the water, then powers down and returns to start)

Princess Peach: Oh, yeah. When you get hit, you lose the power.

Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: Now, you tell him.

Master Oogway: Patience. He'll clear this like we did.

Princess Peach: That's because you already have powers. (hits block)

Mario: (grabs another super mushroom) Great. Ugh.

Po: This will be like my first day in the training course in the Jade Palace all over again.

Mario: (eats super mushroom then grows)

[Plays Holding Out for a Hero from Bonnie Tayler]

Master Shifu: Very well. It's time to train.

(Then Mario starts to train in the training course but failing many times and eating many mushrooms, even he puked out one of them while losing his power-up. The training changes now fighting against some of the heroes, Super Smash Bros Ultimate style, Mario fights against some of the team members like Sonic, Knuckles, Sora, Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede, Pit, Dark Pit, Magnus, Palutena, Mega Man, Pac-Man, Ash's Pikachu, Kiawe's Charizard, Lucario and Mewtwo, however, Mario could barely handle them as he was being beaten)

Skipper: Well, that was worth the price of admission.

(Then Mario fights against Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Raiden, Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Kitana, Jade, Johnny Cage, Sonya Blade, Jax, Cyrax, Smoke, Stryker, Kabal, Sindel, Nightwolf, Fujin and Kenshi, at Mortal Kombat Armageddon style but without blood with Mario being beaten in the process. One night he managed to recover but at the next day fought against each one of the squad members which he fought the previous day and managed to beat each one them successfully and was ready for the training course as Spongebob is dressed as a coach while Princess Peach was sleeping)

Spongebob: The time has come, now you will pass the training course.

(Then Mario goes through the training course)

Princess Celestia: Peach, wake up.

(Peach does so as everyone watches Mario finishing the training course)

[Music ends]

Spongebob: Well, we did it.

Po: That was not bad. I mean, my first training in Jade Palace was very humiliating and painful. But the point is that you can't achieve everything on the first try; you just have to keep trying until you succeed.

Mario: Thank you.

Mallow: Maybe we can celebrate it with a banquet.

(Eventually after another banquet and later that night, Sora was hardly sleeping as he couldn't stop thinking the day where he barely loses Kairi because of Master Xehanort, in said nightmare he tried to save her but only to arrive late as he abruptly wake up)

Kairi: (concerned) Again with the same nightmare?

Sora: (sadly) Yeah, again the same nightmare and losing you.

Kairi: (reassuringly) Sora, no matter where you are, no matter what shadows you face in your dreams, remember I'm always with you. You've saved me so many times by believing our connection.

Sora: Thanks. However, I still not trust Master Xehanort.

Kairi: Sora, I don't trust him either but the Second Keyblade War is already over. We stand together now, Sora. I can fight alongside you. You don't have to protect me on your own anymore.

(Before he could say something, Kairi kissed Sora in his cheek)

Sora: (blushing) Thank you, Kairi. With you I always feel strong.

Kairi: (blushing too) No problem. Now let's go back to sleep, we have a long journey tomorrow.

Sora: (nodding) Okay.

Bowser and the Villain League’s Plan/The Journey to Kong Kingdom Begins

(scene: Bowser's Castle, inside Bowser's army and other troops of the League of Villains celebrates the capture of the Super Star)

Joker: Nothing like the smell of victory in the morning

Bowser: My army! Koopalings! And the League of Villains!

(Koopalings and League of Villains cheers and Bowser Junior laughs)

Bowser: Koopas! Goombas! Piranha Plants! Hammer Bros! Boomerang Bros! Fire Bros! Ice Bros! Sledge Bros! Sumo Bros! Chain Chomps! Reznors! Pokeys! Octoombas! Mandibugs! Spoings! Spanglers! Topmen! Rocky Wrenches! Boos! Bom-Ombs! Spikes! Chargin' Chucks! Monty Moles! Wigglers! Ninjis! Shy Guys! Snifits! Toadies! Bullies! Lakitus! Whatever those things are!

Eggman: They are called Spinies.

Bowser: Yeah, Spinies, I always forget them. By the way, after years of searching for the Super Star, it is finally ours!

League of Villains and Koopa Army: Yeah!

Bowser: I am now the Most Powerful Turtle in the World!

League of Villains and Koopa Army: Yeah!

Bowser: Soon, we will arrive in the Mushroom Kingdom!

League of Villains and Koopa Army: Yeah!

Bowser: Where after years of being sworn enemies... I will ask their princess to marry me in a fairy tale wedding!

League of Villains and Koopa Army: Yeah! (then gets confused as the party stops)

Rocking Troopa: Huh?

Troopa 1: Yeah.

Troopa 2: Did he say "Marry their Princess?"

Meowth: When it comes to romance, he's got a pretty vivid imagination.

James: And that's all he's got.

Jessie: Very predictable the romance.

Ludwig: But Dad, this could be dangerous.

Bowser Junior: Yeah. Doesn't the Princess hate you?

Bowser: Of course she hates me. But that makes me love her all the more. Her heart shaped bangs, the way she floats in the breeze, her irremovable tiara. And when she sees this star, (chuckles) wedding bells.

Koopa: What if she says "no?"

(Thanos snaps his fingers and then Bowser breathes fire which burns the Koopa to the bones, turning him into a Dry Bones)

Thanos: Any complaints, questions, or comments?

Koopa Army: (silent)

Shao Kahn: (to the Koopa Army) That's what I thought if you value a lot your lives.

Bowser: Then I will power up with this Star and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!

League of Villains and Koopa Army: Yeah!

Bowser: But there's more to my plan than the wedding. The fall of the Ultra Taskforce Squad!

Opaline Arcana: That means the fall of the princesses Celestia and Luna and with that Equestria will be mine!

Storm King: Our Equestria!

King Sombra: Me as the only and true king of the Crystal Empire!

Lord Tirek: I will have all Ponyville under my dominion!

Queen Chrysalis: I will have all my hive back to me!

Daybreaker: I will destroy the Princess Luna!

Nightmare Moon: And I will make pay Princess Celestia for what she did to me!

Opaline Arcana: We will take care of those princesses!

Lord Tirek: And mainly Twilight Sparkle too!

Grogar: I'm glad to know that you know the teamwork properly.

Bowser: Very well! Prepare yourselves for the best wedding ever. It's gonna rock!

Next Time on The Ultra Taskforce Squad

(Deadpool pops up again)

Deadpool: It’s Deadpool again, The Next Adventure in Taskforce Squad is Minions (2015), The Main Antagonist Will be Scarlet Overkill, Thanos and His Villain League will be working for Scarlet Overkill in this film

Serious Voice: That’s right

Deadpool: I know, Anyways. See you in the next film of the Ultra Taskforce Squad