Prologue[]
(The Simpson family goes to the comic book convention.)
Lisa: The website says they're gonna have a real unicorn.
Bart: It's probably just a goat with a carrot glued to his forehead.
Lisa: Where's your whimsical side, Bart?
Bart: It got exploded by Radioactive Man.
(Then Bart and Lisa spot Milhouse and Martin.)
Bart: Oh, look, Lisa, there's a fellow nerd for you to hang with. We can go pet the goat together.
Lisa: I'm going to choose to ignore you, Bart.
Bart: Whatever.
(Once they get inside, Bart, Lisa, Milhouse and Martin are chatting.)
Martin: Greetings, fellow fantasy lovers.
Bart: Milhouse and I are here to see Radioactive Man.
Martin: To each their own.
Milhouse: Bart, let's go get in line! I wanted to get Radioactive Man autograph on my movie poster.
(As Bart and Milhouse get in line, Lisa and Martin hear a "psst" sound.)
Lisa: Who said that?
Nelson: Over here.
Lisa and Martin: *turns to see Nelson*
Lisa: Is that Nelson?
Nelson: No, I'm Nelson's cousin that looks just like him. Just shut up and come here.
Lisa: Okay, Nelson.
Nelson: Thanks Lisa. Dammit!
Lisa: Why are you hiding?
Nelson: I have a reputation to uphold.
Martin: What reputation?
Nelson: For being a badass. People can't know that I like fantasy stuff, it will ruin my cred.
Martin: Then why did you tell us?
Nelson: 'Cause I know you'll keep my secret or I'll pound to the ground, nerd.
Martin: O-O-Of course I'll keep it a secret.
Bart: Hey Lis, we got our autographs. Why's Nelson dressed up like a nerd?
Nelson: It's a cloak and it's mysterious. I mean, I'm Nelson's cousin. So please, Bart, don't let people make fun of me.
Bart: Okay Nelson.
Nelson: Thanks Bart. Dammit, I did it again!
Lisa: Let's just... get you to a safe place.
(With that, Bart, Lisa, Milhouse and Martin escort Nelson somewhere else until they see a door.)
Bart: Wonder what that door goes.
Nelson: Well, let's find out.
Martin: It's likely restricted. I don't think we should go exploring.
Nelson: Don't be a baby. Let's get in.
(The kids opened the door and they see a box. Bart, Lisa, Milhouse and Martin approach the box and opened it, which contains a scroll. They read it until they find it blank.)
Martin: It's blank?
Lisa: Not blank, look at that. It might mean something. "You can return to the place when Lord Dryskor is defeated. Take a closer look to join the adventure". Hmmmm, that's odd. I wonder what should we do. Maybe... unicorn?
(The scroll suddenly glows and began to suck the kids in as they hang on.)
Bart: This is awesome!
Lisa: No, it's not!
(Martin screams and gets sucked in.)
Nelson: Ha ha!
(Nelson gets sucked in as well.)
Bart: Here we go!
(Bart, Lisa and Milhouse all get sucked in. Then the kids popped out of the portal, finding themselves in the wizard's tower.)
Lisa: I wonder what this place is.
Bart: I think it's some sort of tower.
Uvoforn: I would say my tower, children.
(The kids turn to see a wizard wearing a silver robe and holding a staff.)
Milhouse: Who are you?
Uvoforn: I am Uvoforn, protector of the Sacred Stones.
Bart: What's up with Dumbledore?
Lisa: Bart, don't be disrespectful. Forgive my brother, he's a idiot.
Uvoforn: I wonder how he would to be a idiot wearing a dress.
(Uvoforn uses his staff and Bart suddenly wears a pink dress.)
Nelson: Ha ha! You have to respect the wizard, Bart.
Martin: Um, excuse me, sir. Do you know how we got here?
Uvoforn: You touched the scroll, and now you must protect Evertarra from Lord Dryskor the Ruthless.
Lisa: Who's Dryskor?
Uvoforn: A ruthless tyrant that wished to steal the Sacred Stones and used them for his own gain. This is why you are the only ones who can stop him.
Martin: That's sound terrifying.
Bart: We gotta get some weapons and mess this dude up!
Uvoforn: Unless a bit of magic can.
Milhouse: Really?! That sounds cool!
Uvoforn: All of you, stay still.
(Uvoforn used his magic to change the children's attire: Bart the Rogue, Lisa the Druid, Milhouse the Paladin, Nelson the Barbarian and Martin the Wizard.)
Bart: This kicks ass!
Lisa: I've always loved the druids.
Milhouse: See, Lisa? I always I knew I'd be your knight in shining armor.
Nelson: Hell yeah!
Martin: Martin the Great, at your service!
Bart: So, what's our quest?
Uvoforn: Your quest is to find the unicorn, Alize.
(Unknown to them, Woe and Poe, a pair of ravens, are spying from a window. In a dark and frightful stronghold, Dryskor is watching from a crystal ball.)
Dryskor: So, that old fool has summoned a bunch of children? They're no match for me.
Clatterbones: *laughs*
Dryskor: What's so funny?
Clatterbones: They're just babies. I eat babies for breakfast.
Dryskor: *laughs* Good one, Clatterbones. Woe, Poe, keep a eye on the wizard. I believe these brats might be his underdoing.
(Elsehwere, the Misfits are walking through the field, searching for the unicorn.)
Martin: This world is so beautiful and majestic.
Lisa: It really is.
Nelson: What a couple of nerds.
(Then they stop to see a camp where the unicorn is held. The camp is filled with orcs, ogres, goblins, dark elves, harpies, gnolls, sahuagin, skaven and landsharks.)
Bart: Holy crap! What is going on over there?!
Milhouse: That doesn't look good.
Orc Warlord: Patrol the perimeter. Report on any unusual findings. Be sure that no one gets the unicorn, it's for Lord Voldar.
Lisa: *gasps* They're taking the unicorn hostage? That's terrible!
Martin: We better find somewhere better to hide.
Bart: Unless I can. Bart Simpson, ninja mode!
(Bart sneaked and hide behind trees and bushes.)
Nelson: The nerd's right, we should hide. Not that I'm scared.
Lisa: It's okay, Nelson. We won't tell anyone.
Nelson: I'm not scared, you are.
Lisa: Of course not, Nelson.
(Bart reaches the camp while hiding from the patrollers. He then spots not only the unicorn, but sees a strange van.)
Bart: I wonder what that van is about.
Wayne: Actually, that's my Battle Van.
Bart: Whoa! Who are you?
Wayne: The famous Wayne Hunter, of course.
Bart: Never heard of you.
Wayne: What?! Have you been living under a rock?
Bart: No, it's Springfield USA.
Wayne: Same difference. I came from Roswell.
Bart: How did you get here?
Wayne: It started 14 years ago when I was 24-years-old.
Flashback
Wayne (V.O.): I was a owner of the store, selling weapons and researching conspiracy theories. One day, I discovered a scroll. A scroll that would change my life forever. I read for a long, long time until I said the password "unicorn". It then pulled into a another world called... Evertarra! It blew my mind! There were dragons, adventure, and mystery.