The Heroes Alliance have a comedy club during St. Patrick's Day!


(It's Saint Patrick's Day, and the Heroes Alliance wake up!)

  • Optimus Prime: "Green? As in Green Lantern?!"
  • Hal Jordan: "Yes, Optimus, somehow that leprechaun must have killed us!"
  • Optimus Prime: "That Luban?"
  • Josh Holo: "Of course, Optimus! There's something right AND wrong with the color green!"
  • Greymon: "Why choose grey instead?"
  • Shoutmon: "No, Greymon!"
  • Sailor Moon: "Grey is not just our color, eh?"
  • Superted: "What about the color green?"
  • Spider-Man: "That would do!"

(Meanwhile, at the Comedy Club...)

  • Robo Knight: "How did the chicken cross the road?"
  • Optimus Prime: "To get to the other side!"

(The same is done at Castle Megamo...)

  • Colonel Muska: "What do you call a deer with no eyes?"
  • Megamo: "No-eyed deer!" (all laughing)
  • Bizarro: "Luban, can you do Bizarro favor?"
  • Luban: "Eh?"
  • Bizarro: "Early April Fools, not Saint Patrick's Day here, Luban, so you come and kill everyone at St. Patrick's Day carnival when me tell you to go! Clear?"
  • Luban: "Yes, Bizarro."
  • Megatron: "You're supposed to get to the comedy club, let's go."
  • El Tripaseca: "Bizarro, move!"

(Meanwhile, after the Heroes Alliance left the St. Patrick's Comedy Club...)

  • All Heroes Alliance Members: (indistinct speaking)
  • Man: "It's Luban! RUN!"
  • Optimus Prime: "Hold!!! It's that leprechaun again! Heroes Alliance, battle stations!"
  • Numbuh One: "Battle Stations!"
  • Luban: "I'll kill and destroy and--"
  • Optimus Prime: "STOP!"
  • Luban: "Huh?"
  • Optimus Prime: "You are NOT going anywhere!"
  • Sailor Moon: "Not so fast!"
  • Luban: "The Heroes Alliance? How dare--" (gets blasted into the atmosphere until he lands on Prince Vekar's ship)
  • Prince Vekar: "Hmmm?"
  • Luban: "Hello, fellow evil."
  • Prince Vekar: "WHO'S THAT LEPRECHAUN??!!"

(Meanwhile, at the Heroes Alliance base...)

  • Optimus Prime: "Diana Holo did not know what hit her."
  • Josh Holo: "My jealous paedophilic mother met her match."

(The End)