Transcript of the 2008 American animated science-fiction superhero comedy film The Intergalactic Idiots.
Prologue[]
(The Gryphon Animation and Imagine Entertainment logos play)
(We open with text stating "Back in 2075..." and the film starts with TV static as we open to a news broadcast hosted by two aliens, one being a gelatinous alien named Griffin Glorbnorb and the other a furry cat-like alien named Felicia Furrball)
Griffin Glorbnorb: Good evening, folks! I'm Griffin Glorbnorb…
Felicia Furrball: And I'm Felicia Furrball!
Griffin and Felicia: And this is Ajax News!
Felicia Furrball: Where we bring you all the latest news happening in our wonderful planet of Ajax!
Griffin Glorbnorb: Our breaking news tonight, THERE'S A HORRIBLE MONSTER RUNNING AMOK IN THE PLANET OF BAGNOLIA!
(We see a giant monster attacking the planet of Bagnolia, with citizens running around panicking. However, at that point, the monster gets zapped by an intergalactic gun and is shrunk)
Felicia Furrball: Wait a minute! It looks like someone shrunk the giant beast! Who could've done it?
(It is revealed that the gun belonged to the biggest hero in the galaxy, Stryker)
Griffin and Felicia: It's Stryker!
(The crowd cheers and the now-shrunken monster gets placed in a small jail cell)
Reporter: Stryker, now that you've saved the day yet again, do you have anything to say to your adoring fans?
Stryker: Of course I do! To all those young fans of mine out there, always remember: "True heroes ALWAYS win!"
(We zoom out to show that the news broadcast is being watched by a young long-eared alien named Comet Weaver, who is five years old at this point of time)
Comet: Hooray! Hooray! Hooray for Stryker!
(His parents, Amy and Kermit McGee watch as he cheers for Stryker)
Kermit: Heh, you must really love that Stryker fellow, huh?
Comet: Yeah, Dad, he's the best! I wanna be just like him when I grow up!
Amy: Aww, looks like we've got an inspiring superhero in our house.
(Comet ties a small blanket to his neck and runs around the house pretending he's a superhero)
Amy: Alrighty, "Super Comet", it's time for bed.
Kermit: Yep, even superheroes need their naps.
(Comet gets in his bed)
Comet: Goodnight, Mom. Goodnight, Dad.
Amy: Goodnight, son.
Kermit: See you in the morning.
(Comet's parents close the door as the prologue ends)
Part 1: Comet Quits[]
(Text fades in stating "2088: 13 years later...". We hear the sound of an alarm clock going off as we see the clock going off while a now eighteen year old Comet sleeps. Comet groans and he turns off the alarm clock as "Working in the Coal Mine" by Devo plays. He grabs a pizza delivery boy outfit and puts it on along with a delivery boy hat)
Comet: Well, Comet, ol' boy, another day... another headache.
(Comet leaves the house and walks to work as the song continues to play)
GRYPHON ANIMATION and IMAGINE ENTERTAINMENT presents
an ALVIN HORTON/BRIAN GRAZER production
a SHELDON HIGGINS film
(Comet arrives at his day job at Paul's Interplanetary Pizza where he works at a delivery boy. The phone rings and Paul answers the phone)
Paul: This is Paul's Interplanetary Pizza, where our pizza is OUT OF THIS WORLD! How may I help you? Uh huh. Uh huh. Yeah. Alright, we'll have that delivered for you right away!
(Paul hangs up the phone call)
Paul: Alright everybody! We got orders up the wazoo! We gotta hurry up and deliver them! Comet!
(Comet is fast asleep and snoring)
Paul: Comet! COMET!
(Comet wakes up)
Comet: AH! Wh-What?
Paul: Listen, kid, you gotta stop slacking off and get to work delivering these pizzas! You got that?
Comet: *sigh* Yes, boss.
Paul: That's my boy! Now, go go GO!
(Comet leaves the building and gets in his delivery car to deliver pizzas as the song continues to play. Comet delivers all the pizzas to each house in a montage until he arrives at one house and he knocks on the door and the customer answers)
Comet: One pizza, sir.
(The customer takes the pizza and pays Comet)
Comet: What about a tip?
Customer: Here's a good tip. GET A REAL JOB!
(The customer slams the door on Comet. As Comet turns around, he finds the car covered in spray paint by a mischievous kid)
Comet: Hey!
Kid: Ha, ha! See ya later, Vomit!
Comet: It's Comet!
(Comet gets in the car and tries to start it, but it turns out the car ran out of gas. Out of frustration, Comet slams his head on the steering wheel, causing the horn to go off as the song ends. The scene transitions back to Paul's Interplanetary Pizza at night during closing time)
Paul: Alright, people, closing time! Everybody wrap it up!
(As everyone gets ready to go home, Comet looks through his phone, looking at old photos of him as a child with his mom and dad)
Comet: *sigh* I miss you, Mom and Dad. I wish you two were here to comfort me through these tough times.
(Comet then stumbles across an old photo of him as a kid dressing up as a superhero)
Comet: If only...
(Another employee, Ricardo, snatches the phone out of Comet's hands)
Comet: Hey!
Ricardo: Hahaha, oh my blob!
Comet: Give that back!
Ricardo: No way, this is priceless! You looked like a dork back then! And yet you look like an even bigger one now. Hold on, I've gotta show this to everyone!
Comet: This isn't funny anymore, Ricardo. Just give it back!
Ricardo: What are YOU gonna do, short stuff?
Riley: (off-screen) Ricardo.
(Ricardo turns around to find his sister, Riley Roddenberry looking cross at him)
Riley: What are you doing?
Ricardo: Uh...
(Ricardo hides Comet's phone behind his back)
Ricardo: Nothing!
Riley: Ricardo, give Comet back his phone.
Ricardo: Oh, come on! Why do I have to comply with that little pipsqueak?
Riley: Because I'm your older sister.
Ricardo: Yeah, by like a few years!
Riley: Just give it back to him, Ricardo. We don't want Mom finding out you're getting into trouble, do we?
Ricardo: Alright, fine. Here.
(Ricardo throws Comet his phone back)
Comet: Jerk.
Ricardo: Dweeb.
(Ricardo walks off)
Riley: Sorry about my brother. He's a mess.
Comet: Yeah, I can tell. But, thanks for helping me.
Riley: No problem. Just let me know next time, okay?
Comet: Okay.
(Everyone starts to leave, but when Comet does, Paul stops him)
Paul: Not so fast. You're on the late night cleaning shift.
Comet: Again? Ugh, when do I get another shift?
Paul: Let's see... NEVER!
(Paul leaves)
Ricardo: See ya later, Comet. Oh, by the way...
(Ricardo deliberately spills his drink)
Ricardo: You better get to cleaning.
(Ricardo leaves, leaving Comet alone in the pizza place)
Comet: *sigh* Someone zap me.
(Comet starts cleaning the pizza place. The scene transitions to Comet walking back all the way home at night)
Comet: What a life. Being a mistreated pizza delivery boy. If only I was a superhero just like Stryker. But, that's never gonna happen. I'm probably gonna stay stuck in this dead-end job forever...
Stryker: (off-screen) Hey, you!
Comet: Huh?
(Comet turns around to find a TV in a shop window playing an advertisement)
Stryker (in TV): Have you ever wanted to become a courageous superhero like me? Well, now's your chance! I'll be holding sidekick auditions at the Bagnolia Civic Center this week! One lucky participant will become my very own sidekick, ready to fight crime alongside yours truly! So be there, and remember, "true heroes ALWAYS win!"
Comet: Sidekick auditions... If I become that lucky participant, then I'll become Stryker's sidekick!
(Comet immediately gains an excited expression)
Comet: YAHOO!
(Comet quickly runs off. The scene cuts to Paul at his house as Comet calls him on his phone)
Paul: WHAT?! You quit?!
Comet: That's right! I'm finally gonna become something much more important!
Paul: But you can't quit! You're our best delivery boy!
Comet: I know, I know, but maybe I want to do more than just deliver pizzas. Maybe I wanna become... a superhero!
(Quiet at first, Paul laughs)
Comet: What's so funny?
Paul: Oh, it's just... YOU? A SUPERHERO?! AHAHAHAHA....
Comet: Well, what's so funny about it?
Paul: No offense, Comet, but... how do I say it? You're a weakling. You've barely got any muscles. You're just skin and bones!
(Paul continues to laugh)
Comet: Oh, ha ha, very FUNNY! Just you wait, I'll become a superhero!
(Comet hangs up)
Paul: Yeah, right. He's nothing but a delusional freak...
(Comet arrives back home)
Comet: Honey, I'm home... oh right, I'm not married.
(Comet's pet, a small gelatinous blob that acts like a dog named Goober, runs around his legs)
Comet: Oh, hey Goober!
(Goober barks)
Comet: Aww, I missed you...
(Goober licks Comet's face, leaving slime on him)
Comet: *sigh* That never gets old.
(Comet feeds Goober dog food and gets dressed for bed)
Comet: Tomorrow is gonna rock.
(Comet turns off his lamp)
Part 2: Stryker's New Sidekick[]
(The scene transitions to an Ajax News broadcast)
Griffin Glorbnorb: Good afternoon from all of us at Ajax News, ladies and gents! I'm Griffin Glorbnorb and today is a very special day for anyone with a dream. The dream to work with our favorite superhero: Stryker! Stryker is holding a lookout for new sidekicks today at the Bagnolia Civic Center and whoever is chosen will become his new sidekick. We now go live to Felicia Furrball over at the civic center. Felicia?
(The scene cuts to Felicia Furrball at the Bagnolia Civic Center, going through the line of participants)
Felicia Furrball: Thank you, Griffin. Yes, that's right, one in these lucky thousands will get to become Stryker's new sidekick! As you can see, we've got thousands of creative minds, ready to try their best at the auditions! But who will be the most muscular? Who will be the most skillful? Who will be the most creative? And why am I asking all these questions?
(The scene cuts to Comet rushing to the civic center with toast in their mouth)
Comet: *huff* *huff* Gotta get to that civic center quick!
(Comet grabs the toast and quickly eats it. Comet then arrives at the civic center and tries to go in, but is grabbed by a burly guard)
Guard: Where do you think you're going?
Comet: To the audition!
Guard: Yeah? Well, take a number!
(Comet grabs a piece of paper with a number on it, reading "8,295". Comet looks up at the big civic center screen as it reads "NOW TAKING: 1 OF 8,295" and watches as the "1" changes to "2")
Comet: Of course. Thanks a lot, Lady Luck.
(Comet waits in the line for his number as several other participants leave the civic center being beat up, burnt, squished, stretched, in a cast, and even as a skeleton. As the line gets shorter, Comet gets more tired and tired until eventually falling asleep)
Announcer: #8,295. Come on up, #8,295. HEY STUPID, THAT'S YOU!
(Comet immediately wakes up and enters the civic center, where he finally gets to meet his idol, Stryker)
Stryker: Ah, you must be the last one.
Comet: (stuttering) H-Hello, Mr. Stryker, m-my name is C-C-Comet...
Stryker: Please, please, just call me Stryker.
Comet: A-Alright, Stryker...
Comet's mind: OH MY BLOB, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, I'M ACTUALLY TALKING TO STRYKER, AAAAAAAAAA-
Stryker: You alright?
(Comet quickly snaps out of his mind)
Comet: Oh! Sorry, I'm just kind of nervous about this...
Stryker: Oh, don't worry about it. Plenty of people that came through here were nervous, but they still gave it their all.
Comet: And how did they end up?
Stryker: Mostly bruised, smashed, maimed, and severely hurt, but that's besides the point. Just try your best.
Comet: Alright...
(Comet approaches to the stage)
Comet: Now, I may not have any contraptions, but I do have skills. Watch me lift these giant weights!
(Comet struggles to lift the heavy weights and eventually he does)
Comet: *huff* *huff* Ta-da...
(The weights slip off and fall onto Comet's feet)
Comet: OUCH! F-Forget the weights. I'm quite excellent at boxing, especially shadow boxing!
(Comet starts to literally box with his shadow until his shadow punches him back in the eye, leaving him dazed)
Comet: Now wait just a minute!
(Comet does a few moving exercises with his shadow)
Comet: That's strange...
(Comet's shadow kicks him behind his back)
Comet: Alright, never mind about shadow boxing. I can show you how athletic I am on a trampoline!
(Comet jumps on a trampoline, sporting different poses as he does. However, he goes too high and breaks through the ceiling, crashing outside the civic center. Comet quickly goes back into the civic center)
Comet: *huff* *huff* So... how did... I do?
Stryker: Well... that was certainly interesting. But, you know something? You've got moxie. Spunk. Tenacity. And because of all that, I've got one thing to ask you... wanna be my sidekick?
(Comet quickly becomes bright-eyed and excited)
Comet: You mean it...?
Stryker: Of course.
Comet: Stryker... I'D LOVE TO!
Stryker: Well then... Welcome aboard, Comet. Or should I say... "Cosmic Comet"?
Comet: I get my own sidekick name?! THIS IS AWESOME!
(Comet and Stryker exit the civic center and are immediately bombarded by Felicia Furrball and the Ajax News tech crew. The scene cuts to separate shots of Ricardo, Paul, and Riley watching the news in their own houses)
Felicia Furrball: (on TV) Felicia Furrball here with the biggest news of the century! After several auditions, we finally have a winner for Stryker's sidekick search. And his name is Comet Halley Weaver!
Riley: (happy) What?!
(Paul spits out his coffee)
Paul: (shocked) What?!
(Ricardo starts to get angry)
Ricardo: (angry) WHAT?!
Felicia Furrball: So, Cosmic Comet, got any words for all the people watching?
(Comet gets shy as Felicia hands him the microphone)
Comet: Umm...
Stryker: Don't worry about him, he's still a little shy about this. But I can tell that he's got great skills, and I know for certain... He'll change the world.
(Comet gives a happy stare at the camera. The scene then cuts to text saying "A few months later..." under Comet, who is seen with a bored stare washing dishes)
Comet: Well, there goes my hopes and dreams.
(Stryker pops in the kitchen)
Stryker: By the way, you missed a few spots.
Comet: You know, when I started out as your "sidekick", I thought I was gonna be helping you fight criminals and monsters and all that hullabaloo.
Stryker: What do you mean? You help out.
Comet: By doing what? Washing dishes?
Stryker: Listen, kid, if there's one thing I know, it's that everybody loves the hero, but the sidekick... meh. They're the second bananas, the assistants, second fiddle, low men on the totem pole. Nobody really cares about them. They're just there to make the hero look better.
Comet: Well, can I at least go out and fight crime?
Stryker: Ha! Are you kidding? Do you think I wanna be seen out there with some scrawny little delivery boy as my sidekick? Get real. Besides, those criminals out there aren't even real criminals. I pay them so people can pay attention to me and so dumb little kids can buy anything with my face on it. The people in this galaxy are just nothing but a bunch of brain dead sheep.
Comet: And... saved.
Stryker: Wait, huh?
Comet: Just saving this little conversation just in case someone would like to hear what you think of your fans,
Stryker: Oh please, no one will believe you.
(An alarm goes off)
Stryker: Oops! Gotta go. Oh, but before I do...
(Stryker puts more dirty dishes into the sink)
Stryker: Get to work.
(Stryker leaves)
Comet: I hate my life.
(A montage shows Comet doing chores as "Better Off Next Time" by Oingo Boingo plays. Comet starts by mowing the lawn, then by cleaning the house, then by taking out the trash, and later by getting rid of mice. All the while, Stryker constantly leaves to stop criminals and monsters. After the montage, the scene transitions to Comet making his lunch until Goober licks his face. Comet hugs Goober)
Comet: Hiya, Goober. At least I've got one thing in my life that's worth living for.
(Comet suddenly hears rumbling)
Comet: What the heck?
(Comet looks out the window and sees a giant monster causing a rampage)
Comet: Oh. My. Blob.
(Comet bursts into Stryker's room)
Comet: Stryker! YOU GOTTA GET UP QUICK!
Stryker: Mmm, five more minutes...
Comet: Oh, come on already! There's a giant monster running amuck in the city!
Stryker: I'm sure the police can handle- GIANT MONSTER RUNNING AMUCK IN THE CITY?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE?!
(Stryker clumsily gets out of his bed and rushes out of his house. Comet runs after him along with Goober)
Comet: C'mon, Goober!
Goober: Ruff!
(Comet and Goober arrive at Stryker to the giant monster)
Stryker: Ha, a giant monster can't be too hard for me! Lucky for me, I still have my trusty old shrink ray!
(Stryker reaches for his shrink ray, but he finds it's missing)
Stryker: Crap, I left it home...
(Stryker gets caught by the giant monster)
Stryker: Hey, let me go! I'll have you know I'm a famous superhero!
(The giant monster continues to destroy the city)
Comet: Come on, Comet... There's gotta be SOMETHING you have that can stop this monster!
(Comet looks in his pockets and finds some dental floss)
Comet: Hmm... I think I have an idea.
(Comet hops on Goober)
Comet: Onward, Goober!
Goober: Ruff!
(Goober rushes towards the giant monster and runs around it. Comet takes the dental floss and wraps it around the monster's legs. The monster then falls down on the ground. Comet then rushes over to the monster's head)
Comet: Peek-a-boo!
(The monster roars)
Comet: Aw, SHUT UP!
(Comet punches the monster in the eyes and ties its mouth with dental floss. The townspeople notice the monster down on the ground. The Ajax News crew arrive shortly after)
Griffin Glorbnorb: Hello to all you Ajax News viewers, ladies and gents! I'm Griffin Glorbnorb...
Felicia Furrball: And I'm Felicia Furrball!
Griffin Glorbnorb: This just in: a giant monster has been defeated here on the planet of Bagnolia! Just who was the brave hero who stopped this fiend?
Comet: Ooh, ooh! Mr. Glorbnorb, it was-
(Comet gets pushed away by Stryker)
Stryker: Ignore my sidekick. He's a bit eager. Anyhow, I was the one who stopped this evil monster. All with nothing but...
(Stryker grabs the dental floss off the ground)
Stryker: THIS dental floss!
(The townspeople and crew bombard Stryker and cheer for him. Comet enters the scene)
Comet: But... but I-
(Stryker grabs onto Comet)
Stryker: (whispering) Shut up, idiot.
(While everyone cheers for Stryker, Comet gives out a solemn look. The scene cuts to Stryker's lair)
Stryker: Ah, good to be back home!
(Stryker goes over to the fridge and grabs some leftover pizza. He looks back at Comet, who is still angry)
Stryker: What? You want some?
Comet: Are you serious?! The first time I show I have some great skills, you come in and steal my spotlight!
Stryker: Look here, buster. Do you think I'm gonna lose my fame and fortune to some scrawny little punk and his stupid pet? No, I am not.
Comet: Is that any way to talk to your sidekick-
(Stryker slaps Comet)
Stryker: Listen here, kid. I don't know who you think you are, but when you are in here, I am the boss. You do not talk to me ANY way you want to. You will listen to everything I say. You will obey every request of mine. And if you don't, then you'll be out on the streets with no one to help you. Got it, buddy?
Comet: (nearly about to cry) Got it.
Stryker: Good. Now clean this kitchen up, punk.
(Stryker walks out of the kitchen. Goober approaches Comet and comforts him)
Comet: Thanks, buddy.
(Later during the evening, Comet packs his bags and storms out his room, passing Stryker's room, where he is lazily sleeping)
Comet: Good luck getting a new sidekick.
(Comet solemnly walks off)
Goober: Ruff?
Comet: Come on, Goober. Let's go home.
(Goober follows Comet out of the lair)
Part 3: Comet Meets Sabrina[]
(The scene cuts to Comet and Goober continuing their walk back home through the more shady side of Bagnolia)
Comet: We better stick together, Goober. This is a pretty bad side of the planet.
(Goober whimpers)
Comet: Don't worry, Goober. I'm confident nothing bad is gonna happen to us... Hopefully.
(As the two continue their way home, they hear strange sounds)
Comet: H-Hello..? Is anybody there?
??????: Hehehehe...
Comet: W-Who's there?!
???????: Oh, don't worry your pretty little head...
(Two furry aliens appear out of an alleyway)
Comet: Who are you two?
???????: The name's Grayson!
??????: And I'm GIDEON!
Grayson: And we are... THE GOONS! Now, what are YOU doing around these parts?
Comet: Well, I-I was just walking back home...
Grayson: Aww, would ya listen to him? Poor lil' guy's just trying to get home...
Gideon: Say, I think I've seen him before!
Comet: Well...
(Grayson grabs Comet)
Comet: Whoa!
Grayson: By gum, you're right, Gideon! This little feller's that Cosmic Comet guy from the television!
Gideon: Y'know, he doesn't look that tough!
Comet: HEY! I'll have you know I'm very tough!
(Goober starts to growl at the two thugs)
Gideon: Quiet, ya little snotball before I turn you into my own personal chew toy!
(Goober quickly gets scared and wets himself)
Comet: Hey, you can't talk to him like that!
Grayson: Oh yeah? And what are Y'ALL gonna do 'bout it?
Comet: We'll uh... we'll FIGHT you two, that's what!
Grayson: Okay then, BUT... how about we make a little twist to it?
Comet: Okay then!
(Grayson puts Comet back down)
Grayson: Alright, if you're up for it... HEY, GENEVIEVE!
Comet: Genevieve?
Grayson: Oh, we must've forgot to tell you about our other member...
(Comet notices someone running towards him)
Comet: Uh oh.
(Genevieve then pounces onto Comet)
Grayson: This is our sister.
Genevieve: The name's... Genevieve.
Comet: *gulp*
Grayson: Play nice.
Gideon: DING DING DING!
(Comet and Goober get into a fight with Genevieve)
Comet: OOH! OW! HELP! SOMEBODY! POLICE!
Genevieve: Is that the best you GOT?!
(The fight ends, with Genevieve coming out on top)
Grayson: And we have a WINNER!
Genevieve: BOOYAH!
Gideon: Now that THAT'S over...
Grayson: How about you try taking on ALL of us?
(The Goons slowly and menacingly approach Comet and Goober)
Comet: Someone help me.
(Suddenly, a strange masked figure comes out of the sky, landing on the ground between Comet and the Goons)
Comet: Whoa...
Masked figure: (deep voice) Leave him alone.
Grayson: Well, what have we here?
Gideon: Fresh meat!
Masked figure: (deep voice) The name's Starcrasher to you.
Genevieve: Looks like it's three against three.
Grayson: This won't be so hard! Gideon... sic 'em.
Gideon: Sure thing, bro! YAHOO!
(Gideon pounces out at "Starcrasher", but they grab the Goon and throws him at Grayson, knocking them both out)
"Starcrasher": (deep voice) I'm afraid you're gonna have to try harder than that.
Genevieve: Okay pal, I don't know who you are, but you CANNOT knock out my brothers like that! It's on!
(Genevieve and "Starcrasher" get into a fight. Though Genevieve throws out some solid punches, "Starcrasher" easily overtakes her. As this continues, Comet looks on in amazement. The fight continues for a bit and "Starcrasher" eventually knocks out Genevieve)
"Starcrasher": (deep voice) Don't worry, little guy. You're safe now.
Comet: Wow... THAT WAS AWESOME! I thought I was a goner, but then BAM! YOU FELL OUT OF THE SKY! And then the little tiny guy jumped at you like "RAHHHHH", BUT THEN YOU GRABBED HIM AND THREW HIM AT THE BIG GUY AND THEY GOT KNOCKED OUT! AND THEN, THE GIRL WAS LIKE "OH NO, YOU DON'T!", AND THEN YOU BEAT HER IN A BIG FIGHT AND THEN-
"Starcrasher": (deep voice) You're an eager little guy, huh?
(Comet nods)
"Starcrasher": (deep voice) Well, I'm glad I could help you out. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna need you to hang on.
Comet: Why?
(A bright light suddenly appears over Comet, Goober, and "Starcrasher")
Comet: What the-?
(The light suddenly beams the three up into the air)
Comet: WHOAAA!
(As the three beam up in the air, the Goons get back up)
Grayson: Ugh, my head... WHAT THE-?!
(The three Goons notice the beam)
Gideon: Where are they going?!
Genevieve: Who cares?! I'm not dealing with that maniac again!
Gideon: But what do we tell the boss?!
Grayson: Forget what we're gonna tell the boss! Just run!
(The Goons run off as Comet, Goober, and the masked figure beam up into the spaceship)
"Starcrasher": (deep voice) Here we are. Welcome aboard the Supernova.
Comet: Holy crap, that was insane! And-
(Comet suddenly becomes amazed at the interior of the spaceship)
Comet: Whoa... this ship looks great!
"Starcrasher": (deep voice) Thanks. I always like to keep my place tidy.
(Goober sniffs around "Starcrasher")
"Starcrasher": (deep voice) Um, that thing's housebroken, right?
Comet: Oh, of course he is!
(Goober lifts his leg up)
Comet: Goober, NO!
(Comet grabs Goober away from "Starcrasher")
Comet: Goober, don't do that! We wanna make ourselves look nice for this person! He saved our lives, you know.
(Goober barks in acceptance)
Comet: Good boy. Now then, Mr. Starcrasher, what's going on with you taking me here-
("Starcrasher" takes off their armor, including their helmet, revealing the figure as a woman. Comet immediately becomes wide-eyed at the sight)
"Starcrasher": What's the matter, cat got your tongue?
Comet: N-No, not at all! It's just... I-I didn't expect you to be a woman.
"Starcrasher": Don't worry, I get that a lot. The name's Sabrina Starcrasher. What's yours, little guy?
Comet: Comet Weaver. It's nice to meet you, Ms. Starcrasher.
Sabrina: Oh please, no need to be fancy. Just call me Sabrina.
Comet: Okay, Sabrina...
(Comet quickly becomes infatuated with Sabrina. He envisions him being in love with her taking her out to dinner, relaxing at the park, getting married, and starting a family. However, the visions get interrupted by Sabrina)
Sabrina: Hello? You okay?
(Comet snaps out of his dreams)
Comet: Oh! Yes, I-I'm good. So, why did you bring me up here?
Sabrina: Simple. You got talent.
Comet: I do?
Sabrina: Yeah! I saw you defeat that giant monster in Bagnolia with your little pet and I gotta say, you were great! A shame that jerk Stryker took your spotlight...
Comet: You know him?
Sabrina: Ugh, who doesn't? The hotshot. The bragger. Everyone calls him the "greatest hero in all the galaxy", when it should be the "greatest showboat in all the galaxy". I swear, I can't believe that piece of crap was able to fool the whole galaxy with his superhero facade.
Comet: You know about his lies too?
Sabrina: Yeah, of course I do. I was... his girlfriend for a while.
Comet: You were Stryker's girlfriend?
Sabrina: Yeah... I thought he was a stand-up guy when I first met him. Then I found out the truth. He would always make me do the chores, take out the trash, even pay the rent. I had enough with it all and I dumped him. But wait, how do YOU know about his lies?
Comet: I'm his sidekick. Or should I say, WAS his sidekick. I "won it" at a contest of his, and after I did, that's when I found out the truth about him. A shame, I really looked up to him as a kid. And finding out he was some pompous jerkwad... really hurt me.
Sabrina: You okay...?
Comet: Yeah. I just don't wanna deal with Stryker and his lies anymore.
Sabrina: Hey, I understand. Tell you what, since you got some real talent, how about this... Wanna start a superhero team?
Comet: Really?
Sabrina: Yeah! I'd love to partner up with you, especially since it would be great for the both of us to get away from Stryker and his shenanigans. So, what do you say, partner? You in or you out?
(Comet contemplates for a second)
Comet: I'm in.
Sabrina: Great! Welcome aboard, Comet.
(Goober barks happily at Sabrina)
Sabrina: Aww, what a cute little guy! This your pet?
Comet: Yup! His name's Goober. Had him since I was a kid. He's my bestest friend in the whole wide galaxy.
(Goober licks Sabrina's face, leaving slime on her face)
Sabrina: Friendly pet, isn't he?
Comet: Yeah, he's always nice. Just don't get him mad.
Sabrina: Why?
Comet: Oh, trust me, you DON'T wanna know. You won't like Goober when he's mad.
Sabrina: Noted.
Comet: Anyways, now that we're a superhero team, we need some members. You think we should go around the galaxy looking for some new potential?
Sabrina: Hmm, that's not a bad idea. I'm sure we can find some good people out there with some great skills.
Comet: Great! We're sure to find some good people out there in this vast, open galaxy!
Sabrina: Alrighty then, I'll put on my locator and we'll set off!
(Sabrina turns her locator on)
Sabrina: Now then, let's roll!
Comet: Woo-hoo!
(Sabrina turns the thrusters on and her, along with Comet and Goober set off into the galaxy of Ajax. Meanwhile, the scene cuts to Stryker at his lair)
Stryker: WHAT?! You three IDIOTS couldn't even kill him?!
Gideon: W-Well, boss, we tried to, b-but...
Grayson: Some strange person came out of the sky and beat us up real good!
Genevieve: Yeah, a-and then they beamed that dorky looking boy and his dumb pet up to their spaceship!
Stryker: Dimwits, absolute dimwits. What did the person even look like?!
Grayson: Well, they had this bad-ass looking armor on.
Gideon: And these sharp claws.
Genevieve: And we couldn't see their face. They were wearing this strange looking helmet. I think their name was "Starcrasher" or something like that...
(Stryker suddenly realizes who the Goons are talking about)
Stryker: "Starcrasher"? Did you say... "Starcrasher"?
Genevieve: Yup.
(Stryker snickers evilly)
Stryker: Hmm, I think I know who you're talking about. That's all the information I need. You three can run along now.
Grayson: Hey, wait a minute! What about our pay?!
(Stryker gives the three a cold deadly stare)
Grayson: Never mind.
(The Goons quickly leave)
Stryker: Well, what do ya know? That pathetic "sidekick" of mine and my ex. Two of my FAVORITE people, together. This should be fun.
(Stryker chuckles menacingly)
Part 4: The New Members[]
(Meanwhile, Comet, Sabrina, and Goober continue searching through the galaxy for any planets with potential members)
Comet: Found any yet?
Sabrina: As a matter of fact, yes!
(Sabrina shows off her screen to Comet)
Sabrina: Says here there's someone in the planet of Teplon.
Comet: Teplon? You mean the abandoned planet full of venomous creatures?
Sabrina: Yup. Who knows who could be down there?
Comet: Hopefully no one dangerous...
(Sabrina's ship lands on Teplon. The entrance opens and Comet and Sabrina peek out at the dark, empty planet)
Comet: Boy, this place looks spooky...
(Goober enthusiastically runs out the ship)
Comet: Goober, wait!
(Goober sniffs around the plant and barks over at Comet)
Sabrina: What did he say?
Comet: He said it's perfectly okay to come out.
Sabrina: Okay... if he says so.
(Comet and Sabrina tiptoe out of the ship)
Sabrina: So far, so good.
Comet: Yeah...
(Comet, Sabrina, and Goober walk around the planet while hearing strange growling sounds)
Comet: *gulp* H-Hopefully we'll be safe...
Sabrina: Y-Yeah...
(Comet and Sabrina hear a twig snap)
Comet: WHAT WAS THAT?!
(Sabrina turns on her flashlight and finds a cuddly alien rabbit)
Sabrina: Phew, it's just a rabbit.
(Sabrina notices Comet hugging onto her in fear)
Sabrina: You okay?
(Comet notices the position and lets go while blushing)
Comet: Oh, yeah, I-I'm fine...
(Comet slowly approaches the alien rabbit)
Comet: Hey, little guy, you okay...? Don't worry, I won't hurt you.
(The alien rabbit slowly approaches Comet)
Comet: Well, what do ya know? It's not so bad after all-
(The alien rabbit suddenly attacks Comet)
Comet: AHHH! OH BLOB, I WAS WRONG! I WAS WAY WRONG! HELP!
Sabrina: Comet!
Comet: GET IT OFF OF ME! IT'S SO CUTE YET SO DEADLY!
(The alien rabbit gets shot dead by a laser blast)
Comet: *huff* *huff* Oh blob...
Sabrina: Comet, you okay?
Comet: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT THING?!
??????: A Ba'bulan.
Comet: A what?
(A figure appears out of the shadows, a furry tough-looking bounty hunter type by the name of Elaine Ridley)
Elaine: A Ba'bulan. I've dealt with them before.
Comet: You have?
Elaine: Yeah, I have. Every time in my nightmares, before I wake up screaming in terror, filled with regret. They may look cute, but trust me, they're vicious. They'll suck the blood out of you and rip your flesh off until you're nothing but bones. And then they'll eat your bones.
(Comet and Sabrina become shocked)
Comet: Oh...
Elaine: Now then...
(A laser gun gets pointed at Comet's face)
Comet: Eep.
Elaine: State your name, trespasser.
Comet: Hey, I'm not a trespasser-
Elaine: State your name or else I'll blast you to bits.
Comet: (scared) Comet Weaver.
(Goober barks at Elaine. Elaine then grabs him)
Elaine: Hmm, could be a Flunko from the planet of Bluckton...
(Goober licks Elaine's face)
Elaine: Or a common domesticated housepet.
Sabrina: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm Sabrina Starcrasher. My friend and I mean no harm. We're just here to have a nice talk with you.
Elaine: Hmm... you sure?
Sabrina: Yup, trust us.
Elaine: Alright, if you say so. The name's Elaine Ridley. I'm an alien hunter. I've been traveling the galaxy, hunting after all kinds of these bloodthirsty beasts.
Sabrina: I see, so that means you have plenty of experience in fighting off villainous creatures.
Elaine: Yup, I've killed off tons of them. I can show you plenty of them I've caught.
(Elaine shows off pictures of evil aliens she killed to Comet and Sabrina)
Sabrina: Oh! Oh, that's... *ahem* certainly gruesome...
(Comet starts to feel ill)
Comet: I-I think I'm gonna be sick...
Sabrina: So uh... we can see that you certainly have... experience. And with that being said... we'd like to ask you a question.
Elaine: Really? And what's that?
Sabrina: Well...
Comet: How would you like to join our totally cool and super duper awesome superhero team?
(Comet blasts confetti in Elaine's face)
Elaine: Sorry, kid. I don't think so.
Comet: What..? Why?
Elaine: Trust me, I don't work in teams anymore. Not after... the incident.
(Elaine's face becomes shocked as she hears screaming in her head. However, Comet interrupts her)
Comet: Um, excuse me. What incident are you talking about?
Elaine: *sigh* It was a long, long time ago...
(A flashback starts of a cleaner looking Elaine being a part of a team)
Elaine: (narration) I was part of a renegade alien hunter team. We were a ragtag team of misfits. We were such a great group. We easily fought those bastards off like it was nothing. We were more than friends. We were family. That is, except for Stryker. He acted like he was better than all of us. In reality, he was always the most cowardly one of us all. But... he had a trick up his sleeve.
(The team's old ship arrives at Teplon)
Elaine: (narration) We arrived at Teplon to kill a few vicious creatures we spotted. We were searching around the planet, until...
(Stryker sneaks back into the ship and takes off with it)
Elaine: (narration) Stryker sneaked back into the ship and took off with it, leaving us behind. We were stranded all by ourselves here. And then...
(Several Ba'bulans surround Elaine and her team)
Elaine: (narration) The Ba'bulans found us.
(The flashback ends)
Elaine: They easily killed my whole team. Everyone, except for me. I was wounded, but I lived. And I've been stuck here ever since.
Comet: So, is that how you got all those stitches?
Elaine: Yup.
(Elaine points to a scar on her face)
Elaine: I got this on my face after a Ba'bulan scratched me hard.
(Elaine points to her stitched up arm)
Elaine: Had to stitch this arm back on after another Ba'bulan tore it right off.
(Elaine points to her bandaged legs)
Elaine: Legs had to be severely bandaged after several of them chewed them up.
Comet: Oh my blob. So sorry you had to go through that.
Elaine: Yeah. After the whole ordeal, Stryker went on to become a huge celebrity. But no one ever knew the truth about what he did to us. And after all of that, I don't think I'll ever join a team ever again...
Comet: Are you sure? I know for a fact that me and Sabrina won't abandon you like Stryker did.
Elaine: I don't think so. I... I just can't bring myself to join.
(Comet and Sabrina look disappointed)
Sabrina: *sigh* We understand. Come on, Comet. Maybe we can find other recruits somewhere else.
(Comet and Sabrina solemnly walk away as Elaine looks worried. Suddenly, a slimy tentacle slithers around Elaine's legs)
Elaine: What the hell?!
(The tentacles wrap around Elaine's body and drags her away)
Elaine: (off-screen) HELP!
Comet: Elaine!
Sabrina: We gotta save her!
(Comet and Sabrina find Elaine's laser guns and follow Goober as he sniffs through the slimy trail)
Comet: She's gotta be around here somewhere.
Sabrina: Who or WHAT could've captured her?
(Comet, Sabrina, and Goober reach the end of the slimy trail inside a cave and Goober hides in fear)
Comet: Aw, what's wrong, little guy?
Sabrina: I think we might've found Elaine...
(Comet notices something)
Comet: Holy spark.
(Comet and Sabrina find Elaine captured in a cocoon)
Comet: Elaine! We're here to help you!
Elaine: (whispering) Comet, Sabrina. Don't yell. You'll attract her attention.
Comet: (yelling) WHAT?
Elaine: (whispering) I said don't yell!
Comet: (yelling) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Elaine: (whispering) Don't yell!
Comet: Do you know what she's saying?
Sabrina: Not a thing. YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO SPEAK A LITTLE LOUDER!
Elaine: (yelling) I SAID, DON'T YELL!
(Elaine's voice echoes as she yells at them)
Comet: Oh, so that's what she said. DON'T YELL, GOTCHA!
Elaine: Idiots.
(The ground starts to rumble)
Elaine: Uh oh.
Comet: Uh oh? What does "uh oh" mean?
Elaine: It means... she's awake.
(Comet and Sabrina notice a cave in front of them. Two yellow eyes open out of the blue and a large Ba'bulan comes out of the cave)
Comet: WHAT THE ZAP IS THAT?!
Elaine: Xeon. The Queen of the Ba'bulans.
(Xeon roars at Comet and Sabrina and the two run away from her. Xeon chases after them)
Comet: We gotta run faster!
Sabrina: I'm running as fast as I can!
(Sabrina then trips and falls as Xeon finally catches her)
Sabrina: OH NO! Comet, you're on your own!
(Xeon encases Sabrina in a cocoon. Comet hides behind a rock.)
Comet: Wait a second...
(Comet remembers the laser gun he's holding)
Comet: The laser gun!
(Comet turns it on and it starts to charge)
Comet: Come on, come on...
(Comet notices drool coming down on him and he finds Xeon behind him)
Comet: Oh, blob.
(Xeon roars at Comet and he aims the laser gun at her waiting for it to finish charging)
Comet: Come on, CHARGE ALREADY, YOU STUPID GUN!
(The gun finishes charging)
Comet: Finally! EAT THIS, YOU SCUM-SUCKING ALIEN RABBIT!
(Comet shoots a laser at Xeon, leaving a hole in her body. Xeon faints and dies. Sabrina and Elaine's cocoons evaporate. The two run over to Comet)
Sabrina: Comet! You okay?
Comet: Yeah, I am. A little shaken up, but I'm good.
(Elaine notices Xeon's dead body)
Elaine: Damn, she really is as dead as a doorknob. I'm impressed.
Comet: Impressed enough to join our team?
Elaine: Hmm... sure, why not?
(Goober sniffs around Xeon's dead body)
Comet: Goober, be careful over there. We don't know if she's still-
(Goober eats the dead body)
Comet: Alive.
Elaine: That pet of yours got some spunk.
Comet: Yeah, he's a real-
(Goober barfs up on Comet, Sabrina and Elaine)
Comet: Friend.
(We cut to the ship orbiting through the galaxy as Comet, Sabrina, and Elaine exit the shower room wrapped in towels)
Sabrina: Phew, that was relaxing.
Elaine: Yeah, unless you were Comet.
Comet: Sue me, I was a little flustered.
Sabrina: A little? You were as red as a tomato! So, who should we get next?
Comet: Well, I was thinking we could grab a inventor for the team.
Elaine: Inventor, huh? Lucky for you guys, I used to know a good inventor on my team.
Sabrina: Really?
Elaine: Yup. Maybe they're still around somewhere in this big, wide galaxy. We'll turn the locator on and as it searches, we'll go put some clothes on. You coming, Comet?
Comet: No worries, I can put mine on lickety-split.
Elaine: Suit yourself.
(Sabrina and Elaine go into a room to change while Comet spins into his clothes quick)
Comet: Phew, finally. *sigh* I can't believe it, Goober. One day, I'm stuck working a dead-end job as a pizza boy, the next, I'm stuck being an errand boy for an egotistical jerk, and now, look at me! My luck went from bad to worse to amazing. And it's all thanks to Sabrina...
(Comet becomes more and more smitten as he thinks about Sabrina until Goober barks at him)
Comet: What? N-No, I don't have a crush on Sabrina! That's crazy.
(Goober gives Comet an unconvinced look)
Comet: Okay, so maybe I do. But, can you blame me? She saved me when I was at my lowest. And I needed that saving.
Goober: *barking*
Comet: Admit my feelings to her? That's... not a bad idea. But I'm so nervous. What if she doesn't like me like that? What if she secretly thinks I'm a dork? What if she thinks I'm just gonna treat her like crap like Stryker did and I end up being alone forever and I die without anyone to love-
Goober: *ruff!*
Comet: *sigh* You're right, Goober. I should just be myself. I'm gonna go in there and-
(The locator starts to beep)
Comet: On second thought, maybe it can wait.
(Comet goes over and knocks on the door for the dressing room)
Comet: Sabrina! Elaine! We found someone on some planet named Volzell!
(Sabrina and Elaine open the door, with nothing on but undergarments)
Sabrina: We did?
(Comet blushes and closes the door)
Comet: ON SECOND THOUGHT, I'LL LAND THE SHIP, YOU TWO SEEM TO BE BUSY, BYE!
(Comet grabs the steering wheel and lands the ship down to Volzell. Meanwhile, on the bustling city planet, the scene pans over to a trash can in an alley)
Melvin: (muffled) Find anything on your end yet?
Chauncey: (muffled) Just a second... A-ha! Found something!
(A strange two headed animal pops out of the trash can, one head being a cat named Chauncey and the other head being a dog named Melvin)
Chauncey: Ta-da! Some rotten fish! What did you find?
Melvin: Eh, nothing but some expired dog biscuits. Oh well, it's better than nothing.
(Chauncey and Melvin eat the rotten fish and expired dog biscuits respectively)
Melvin: Hmm, could've used some curdled milk, but not too bad.
Chauncey: And this rotten fish could've used some ketchup.
Melvin: Sheesh, what a life. Always having to search day and night in filthy garbage. Always having to eat such disgusting slop. If only there was some way we could find some good nourishment around here.
Chauncey: Yeah, if only. But where are we gonna find good food?
(Melvin quickly notices a hot dog stand across from the alley)
Melvin: I think I have an idea...
(Chauncey notices the hot dog stand as well)
Chauncey: Ooh, hot dogs!
(Chauncey and Melvin jump out of the trash can and are about to cross the road to reach the stand, but are stopped by the heavy traffic)
Chauncey: Eep! Traffic.
Melvin: There's gotta be a way to make it over there. Hmm... I got it!
(Chauncey and Melvin run off and come back with a pole)
Melvin: We'll try some pole vaulting!
(Chauncey and Melvin back up and start to run, but when they try to pole vault, they trip into a manhole and fall in the sewers)
Melvin: (echoed) Okay, new plan.
(The scene transitions to Chauncey and Melvin with a rocket strapped to their body)
Melvin: Okay, Chauncey, light the fuse!
Chauncey: If you say so...
(Chauncey lights the fuse and the rocket seems like it's about to take off, but it explodes)
Melvin: (dazed) Okay, NEW new plan.
(The scene transitions to Chauncey and Melvin on top of a building donning an eagle costume)
Chauncey: Melvin, are you SURE we'll fly using this?
Melvin: I'm 100% ALMOST sure we will.
(Chauncey and Melvin run off the building and fly using the costume)
Chauncey: Well, what do ya know! We're flying!
Melvin: See? What did I tell ya? Nothing can possibly go-
(Chauncey and Melvin crash into a billboard and fall down on the sidewalk)
Melvin: Wrong.
Chauncey: Oh, phooey, now we'll never get any delicious hot dogs!
Melvin: Uh, Chauncey...
(Chauncey notices they made it across from the alley and are at the hot dog stand)
Chauncey: Oh. YAHOO!
(Chauncey and Melvin get rid of the eagle costume and make themselves two hot dogs, Chauncey's with ketchup and Melvin's with mustard)
Chauncey: Finally, here's to good eating!
Melvin: You said it, brother!
(Chauncey and Melvin take a bite out of their hot dogs, when the hot dog vendor walks up to them)
Hot Dog Vendor: Well, eating some of my hot dogs, huh?
Chauncey/Melvin: Yes, sir!
Hot Dog Vendor: I bet they're delicious, huh?
Chauncey/Melvin: Yes, sir!
Hot Dog Vendor: Eh, quite juicy, too?
Chauncey/Melvin: Yes, sir!
Hot Dog Vendor: Especially with all that sweet ketchup and tangy mustard?
Chauncey/Melvin: Yes, sir!
Hot Dog Vendor: And you two can't pay for it, can ya?
Chauncey/Melvin: No, sir!
Hot Dog Vendor: Well, heh heh heh… THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, YOU LITTLE RASCALS!
Chauncey: Oops! I think we goofed!
Melvin: Well, stop your yapping and let's get outta here!
(Chauncey and Melvin run off and the hot dog vendor chases after them)
Hot Dog Vendor: Come back here! I'm gonna catch you freaks even if it takes me all day!
Chauncey: You know, Melvin, I think we bit off more than we could chew!
Melvin: Enough with the bad puns, dunderhead! Just keep running!
Chauncey: Keep running, gotcha!
(Chauncey and Melvin continue running. Meanwhile, the scene cuts to Comet, Sabrina, and Elaine walking through the city)
Comet: Boy, this place sure is bustling. Hopefully, we can find our recruit.
Sabrina: Don't worry, Comet, I'm sure we'll find them. We just gotta look REAL hard. It's not like they'll pop up out of nowhere-
(Suddenly, Chauncey and Melvin bump into the three)
Sabrina: Then again, I could be wrong...
Elaine: Hey pal, why don't you look where you're going-
(Elaine recognizes Chauncey and Melvin)
Elaine: Chauncey? Melvin?
Chauncey/Melvin: Elaine?
(Elaine hugs Chauncey and Melvin)
Elaine: You son of a gun, I thought you both died!
Chauncey: Well, we ALMOST did after Stryker abandoned us.
Melvin: That cheap jerk.
Elaine: You were both still on the ship after he stole it?
Chauncey: Yeah, he crashed into an asteroid while driving it and he took the only escape pod.
Elaine: I guess that makes sense. He never was a good driver.
(Elaine, Chauncey, and Melvin laugh together while Comet and Sabrina look in confusion)
Comet: So... do you know each other?
Elaine: Oh! I guess I should introduce these guys to you. Comet, Sabrina, meet Chauncey Cat, the finest inventor this side of the galaxy!
Comet: Nice to meet you, Chauncey!
Chauncey: Nice to meet you too, Mr. Comet!
Melvin: Hey, what am I, chopped liver?
Comet: Whoa! A second head?!
Chauncey: Oh, yes, that is my brother, Melvin.
Comet: Brothers? How did you two end up like that?
Melvin: Well, let's just say there's a reason why cats and dogs shouldn't marry.
Comet: Oh...
Chauncey: Well, anyways, come with us, won't you? We've got lots of stuff to show you all.
Hot Dog Vendor: (off-screen) WHERE ARE YOU, PUNKS?!
Melvin: Quick, hide!
(Chauncey and Melvin hide in a trash can as the hot dog vendor arrives)
Hot Dog Vendor: Hey, have you three seen a two-headed freak around here?
Sabrina: Uhhh...
Comet: Yeah, we have! Just keep running and running straight as fast as you can! You'll find 'em.
Hot Dog Vendor: Thanks, kid!
(The hot dog vendor runs off)
Comet: He's gone.
(Chauncey and Melvin come out of the trash can)
Chauncey: Gee, you sure did save us from a world of worry!
Comet: No problem!
Elaine: Anyways, we were wondering if you'd like to join our team. We could use some of your inventions around these parts.
Chauncey: Inventions? Well, there's one tiny little teensy-weensy itty-bitty problem-
Melvin: Our inventions got stolen by Stryker when he was escaping into the pod.
Elaine: WHAT?!
Melvin: Yup. He took them with him and took credit for "making" them and used them for his crime-fighting.
Comet: So... the shrink ray he used for giant monsters?
Melvin: Ours.
Comet: The Slime Spitter 9000?
Melvin: Ours.
Comet: Even the fire and ice pills?!
Melvin: Ours.
Comet: ...My whole life is a lie.
Elaine: Well, do you two at least have ANYTHING that can help up in battle?
Chauncey: Well, we do have one thing that we found in the junkyard! Melvin, if you would...
Melvin: Alright, fine.
Sabrina: So, what's so special about these rings?
Chauncey: Those? Oh, they're ability rings! They can give you different superpowers if you wear one!
Sabrina: Astonishing!
Comet: You know, these inventions are great! We could really use this type of stuff in our team!
Chauncey: Team..?
Melvin: You mean...?
Comet: Yup. Welcome aboard, Chauncey and Melvin.
(Chauncey and Melvin tearfully give Comet a huge hug)
Chauncey/Melvin: THANK YOU!!!
Comet: (struggling) No problem...
(The scene cuts to Comet, Sabrina, Elaine, Chauncey and Melvin walking back to the Supernova, with Chauncey and Melvin holding suitcases)
Chauncey: Ooh, I can't wait! Do you think we could have a lab on the ship?
Sabrina: Sure thing! I have plenty of spare rooms on the Supernova.
Chauncey/Melvin: WOO-HOO!
(The four board the Supernova and blast off out of the planet. The scene then cuts to Sabrina piloting the ship with Comet sitting next to her)
Comet: Would ya look at that...