Trailers[]
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(Open on Copper-9, with J arriving on a landing pod.)
J: Ride's good to go, boss. Just say- (gets hit by a bus, stands up & loads her weapon) Who are you idiots?
(The WDF is seen behind the fog, in shooting positions. A black hand taps J's shoulder. She turns around, revealing Daffy, Thad, & Lizzy behind her.)
Daffy: Hiya, mac!
OCTOBER 30
(Cut to the crew getting past the Sentinels.)
Porky: (voiceover) Together, I know that we can get through anything!
ANOTHER STORY
(Cut to everyone piling up in a bus.)
Porky: W-w-w-we've gotta get outta here!
BEFORE
(Cut to more scenes in the movie.)
Uzi: This is the only clue to what's wrong with me!
Porky: W-W-W-W-W-WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON?!
(Once the montage of events stop, it cuts to Porky, Daffy, & Petunia at prom.)
Petunia: I have s... so many questions.
(Cut to the Absolute Solver symbol on Doll's visor as it cuts to Porky, Daffy, & Petunia, huddled together while screaming.)
BOB BERGEN
ERIC BAUZA
ELSIE LOVELOCK
CANDI MILO
MICHAEL KOVACH
AND ALLANAH FITZGERALD
(Cut to Porky, Daffy, Petunia, Uzi & N evacuating out of an explosion, with Porky in fetal position.)
Petunia: We may not know what that was yet... but it seems things seem deeper & darker than they already are.
Main Trailer[]
(Open on the post-credits scene for The Day the Earth Blew Up.)
Porky: T-t-t-that's all, folks!
Daffy: Porky, wait! That can't be all! We gotta keep this thing open for a sequel!
(They both smile at the camera, before cutting to the both of them, alongside Petunia, shivering in the outskirts of Copper-9.)
Porky: T-t-t-this wasn't the kind of sequel I was expecting.
(Cut to the group in Doll's house.)
Uzi: I know this may sound cheesy, but there's definitely something going on that we don't understand.
(Pan to V, who is sporting a traumatized look, which she switches for a deadpan look.)
HALLOWEEN
(Cut to WDF members investigating areas.)
Daffy: (voiceover) For all I know, we can't let a threat like this just walk around like it owns the place!
TOGETHER
(Cut to Porky, Daffy, & Petunia sneaking on Uzi & N confronting Eldtrich J.)
Uzi: You... are a program?
Eldtrich J: More like you are our cute puppets. Easier to assimilate than explain.
Daffy: Mother!
Porky: What are we gonna do?
(Cut to Uzi being trashed by Eldtrich J & then to her hugging N.)
Uzi: This is the only clue to what's WRONG WITH ME!
(Cut to Uzi trying to run away from the camp group.)
Porky: C-c-c-can you stop pushing other people away?
Uzi: SHUT UP! (uses her Solver powers to block Porky, Daffy, & Petunia from going after her)
Porky: W-w-w-what could even do to help her at this m-m-moment?
(Cut to Eldtrich J grabbing Uzi.)
Eldtrich J: Lucky for you, it's snack time. Time to go into my mouth now.
Daffy: Not on our watch! Come on, chums, we're going in.
(Cut to Uzi flinching when N tries to approach her, with Porky & Petunia looking by.)
Uzi: What... are you things?
(Cut to them running from the Sentinels.)
Petunia: (voiceover) RUN!
(Cut to them evacuating from an explosion, then to Uzi at prom.)
Uzi: Whoever started this wants us to fight! (cut to the dialogue becoming a voiceover as the scene shows Porky & Petunia ride a moped with weapons) I'm not dealing with anything well, but... (cut back to the scene) I'm done dealing with everything alone.
(Cut to Porky & Petunia at Camp 98.7.)
Porky: I knew she would come around.
(Cut to Petunia siccing her flamethrower on Doll off-screen.)
Uzi: We move forward together... (cut back to Uzi) or not at all.
Daffy: I read ya loud & clear!
(Cut to N, Porky, Daffy, & Petunia rushing to Uzi's aid during prom.)
(Cut to Porky brandishing his bug-sprayer.)
PORKY PIG
(Cut to Porky fighting off the Solver with the bug-sprayer.)
(Cut to Daffy being freed of Eldtrich J's grasp.)
DAFFY DUCK
(Cut to Daffy striking his hammer on the ground, whoo-hooing all the way.)
(Cut to Uzi kicking a ninja star at a hologram of Thad.)
(Cut to Petunia with her flamethrower.)
(Cut to N in Disassembly mode.)
ALLANAH FITZGERALD
(Cut to Cyn at the gala, then to J.)
J: Yes, thanks boss.
(Cut to the group confronting the Solver.)
Petunia: How do you like THIS?! (siccs her flamethrower on it)
(Cut to Uzi & N re-entering orbit, Daffy hammering the ground, & he, Porky, & Petunia running away from Uzi's Solver form.)
Uzi: Are you, like, gonna leave me?
(Cut to N & Uzi battling Doll at prom.)
N: (voiceover) All I know is... I need you. (cut to Daffy stepping between Porky & Petunia as they take on Solver Uzi) To figure things out... (cut to the actual scene) ...together?
(Cut to a split second of Uzi & N holding hands.)
(Cut to Uzi & N hugging each other at Camp 98.7.)
Daffy: (voiceover) I don't know what's going to get thrown at us next... (cut to the actual scene of the dialogue with him pulling Porky & Petunia in a group hug) ...but as long as we stick together, we'll be alright.
OCTOBER 30
Final Trailer[]
(Open on Uzi approaching a mirror & taking a good look at herself. Her expression looks determined, until the AbsoluteSolver symbol appears on her visor, making her flinch as it glitches to Porky, Daffy, & Petunia trying to leave Clampett's Diner, only to be blocked by the symbol.)
Porky: W-w-w-we've gotta get outta here!
(Everywhere they go, the Solver logo blocks their path until they're captured by a glowing tentacle.)
HALLOWEEN
(Cut to Eldtrich J sneaking up on Porky, Daffy, & Petunia.)
Eldtrich J: Where do you think you're going, my puppets?
Porky: So y-y-y-you're the one behind all this! The attack at the diner!
Petunia: The tri-glyph symbol!
Daffy: The concerning tentacles!
Petunuia: Concerning?
Daffy: Come on, it's tentacles! What's not concerning about those?
(Cut to Uzi, N, V, Thad, & Lizzy about to leave the prom venue until Porky, Daffy, & Petunia run up to them.)
Porky: Look, if w-w-w-we stick together, I know we can get through anything!
(Cut to them in Doll's house, with her popping up in their midst.)
Doll: Как раз к ужину.
(Everyone screams in shock, while Daffy pulls out his pedal-powered periodical projectile pusher.)
Daffy: Look alive, foul demon! And prepare to be thrusted into the next dimension!
Uzi: Is he okay?
Porky: For his standards, most d-d-d-definitely.
(Cut to the massacre of planet Earth caused by the Disassembly Drones.)
N: (voiceover) This wasn't what I expected at all!
(Cut to Porky, Daffy, & Petunia looking horrified at Doll's massacre at the prom.)
Porky: W-W-W-W-W-WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON?!
(Cut to the Solver possessing Uzi.)
Petunia: D-d-d-don't make us do this!
(Cut to N being pulled away from Porky & Petunia.)
N: Help me!
Porky: H-h-hold on tight!
(Cut to V's Solver-Eldtrich form.)
Petunia: I-I've seen everything.
(Cut to Porky confronting Uzi.)
Porky: You c-c-can't just drive the people you need away from you!
Uzi: Bite me!
(Cut to Copper-9 imploding, & Uzi reacting to it.)
Tessa: (voiceover) It took a host. Then, it took everything.
(Cut to a tentacle rising out of the planet's crust, then to the heroes grouping.)
Lizzy: There's no way we could take on that big of an abomination.
Porky: No. As repetitive as this sounds, we have to fight. No ifs, ands, or buts. We're going to make our stand, at this very moment!
Everyone: YEAH!!!
(Cut to the heroes putting their hands in the middle.)
Petunia: We're doing this together, no matter what stands in our way.
(Cut to Uzi & N re-entering orbit.)
Uzi: Suck. On. THIS!!! (throws a blackhole at the core before she & N land on a catwalk & strike a pose)
Daffy: Don't just stand there! Do something!
(Cue an orchestral arrangement of "Gimme Love" by Joji.)
(Cut to Khan with a railgun.)
Khan: This is for MY WIFE & MY DAUGHTER!
(Cut to Thad flexing his pipe before attacking J.)
(Cut to Uzi confronting Doll in her house.)
Uzi: Don't you dare MOVE!
(Smash cut to a split second of Porky, Daffy, & Petunia flinging a table at Doll.)
(Cut to Porky, Daffy, & Petunia hopping off a moped.)
Petunia: This ends right here, you disgrace to science!
🎵 Caught in a river of 🎵
(Cut to Porky leaping off a table Doll is controlling.)
🎵 Records & dreams 🎵
(Cut to Daffy landing a hit on the Solver off-screen, yelling like a barbarian.)
🎵 Oh, won't you keep up with me? 🎵
(Cut to Uzi pulling out a knife stabbed in her hand, to Doll's shock.)
🎵 Everyone's looking for 🎵
(Cut to Petunia accessing a database with a shocked look on her face.)
🎵 Someone to hold 🎵
(Cut to N flying to catch up with Uzi.)
ALLANAH FITZGERALD
🎵 But I 🎵
(Cut to Cyn with a picture of a dog on her visor.)
🎵 Can't 🎵
(Cut to N with a scared look.)
🎵 Let 🎵
(Cut to the collapsing underground separating N & Uzi.)
🎵 You 🎵
(Cut to Uzi & N hugging each other, then to black, then fade to Daffy, with Porky & Petunia by his side.)
Daffy: Let's solve you OUT OF THE EQUATION!
(Cut to Cyn at the gala.)
The Solver: I'd like to see you try. Giggle.
🎵 Go 🎵
(Cut to numerous fight scenes in the film.)
(Cut to Uzi & N crashing after falling down at Camp 98.7. N is seen craddling Uzi after they land.)
N: Baby steps, together?
(Uzi looks at him & they hug each other closer.)
(Cut to Porky, Daffy, & Petunia "awwing" at Uzi & N hugging.)
Petunia: They're really so cute together!
Daffy: Yeah! They really are. Where have I seen that before? (he looks at Porky, who rolls his eyes in amusement, & Petunia, who merely giggles)
Promos[]
Announcement Promo[]
(Open up on N being shown on the camera.)
Uzi: Oh, thank robo-God it's recording. Alright N, you're up.
N: You sure you wanna stay behind the camera?
Uzi: Absolutely.
N: Okay... uh, hi there, fellas! I'm sure a lot of you don't know who I am, but for those who don't, I'm Serial Designation N! Nice to meet you!
Daffy: Wait for us...! (he, Porky, & Petunia collapse on the floor)
Uzi: Wait, what the hell!?
Daffy: Oh, hello there, chums! It's been a long time since we've last been together. How's it going?
N: Well, I was going to tell everyone that we were basically going to squish all the episodes of Murder Drones into 1 big movie...
(Cue the audience booing.)
Uzi: Honestly, what kind of stupid idea is that? I'm honestly glad I haven't been told of this stuff.
N: Buuuut, they said that they were going to mix it up a bit by adding some new guests!
Uzi: So basically another dumb isekai crossover?
N: Well... kinda...
Petunia: Well, if you're wondering who those special guests are, that would be us!
N: What?
(Briefly cut to an audience watching the announcement in a theater, all face-palming.)
Audience Member: Not this again!
Uzi: Didn't we do this kind of shtick before?
Porky: Well, y-y-y-yes, but t-t-t-t-this time, instead of you folks going to our world, w-w-w-w-we're going to be the ones coming to your world!
Uzi: (flatly) Wow, how the tables have turned.
Petunia: According to our contract, we'll be crossing over with you guys starting from the 2nd episode, all the way down to the finale.
Uzi: So, it's basically a reshoot of everything we've been through, plus you guys?
Petunia: Pretty much.
Daffy: But don't worry! With us around, we promise to make this whole shebang 10 times loonier! Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo!
N: Well, is... that it?
Petunia: Wait, if you knew about it, how come you don't know much of the stuff that was given to you?
N: I... think they didn't give me the full scope of it.
Porky: W-w-w-well in that case...
Daffy: ...cue the title!
BOB BERGEN
ERIC BAUZA
ELSIE LOVELOCK
CANDI MILO
MICHAEL KOVACH
AND ALLANAH FITZGERALD
NOW IN PRODUCTION
Petunia: So what're you waiting for?
Daffy: Mark your calendars!
Porky: T-t-tell your friends!
Porky, Daffy, & Petunia: See The Day Copper-9 Stands Still, in theaters soon! T-t-t-that's all for now, folks! (run out of view)
N: Well, that was surely an interesting turn of events.
(Porky & Daffy pop up again.)
Daffy: Don’t forget to check out the fellas at Ketchup Entertainment, who will be distributing this doohickey!
Porky: They brought m-m-m-me & Daffy’s movie, The Day the Earth Blew Up to theaters, & they’ll also b-b-b-b-be distributing Wile E.’s newest movie next year! Okay, n-n-now we promise that’s all.
Merch Promo[]
(Open on Uzi & Daffy with sacks of merchandise.)
Daffy: Well, we got all this stuff we might not need anymore, what do ya wanna do with it, Mac?
Uzi: I thought you knew what we were gonna do with this!
Daffy: Kidding! I thought you knew how screwy I can be.
Uzi: Damn it, Daffy!
Uzi & Daffy: IT'S THE DAY COPPER-9 STANDS STILL MERCH DUMP TAKEOVER TIME! (both laugh hysterically)
(Cut to their voice actors, Elsie Loveock & Eric Bauza, trashing a merch store.)
Uzi: Listen up, dorks! With our pretty rad movie coming up, we thought it's time to go full-throttle if we want you to watch it!
Daffy: So the best way you can help support this insane pile of looniness is by checking out all your local clothing stores, because we've decided to be on every corner of the block! We've got t-shirts, figurines, mugs, plushies, posters, mouse pads... uh... we've got everything, basically!
Uzi: Yeah, & anyone who says we're not fit to be in any store can bite me!
Daffy: See your butts in cinemas this Halloween!
Voiceover: The Day Copper-9 Stands Still.
ERIC BAUZA
ELSIE LOVELOCK
CANDI MILO
MICHAEL KOVACH
AND ALLANAH FITZGERALD
IN CINEMAS THIS
HALLOWEEN
Voiceover: In theaters October 30.
Happy Meal Commercial[]
(Open on a group of friends at a McDonald's drive-thru.)
Uzi: (over the drive-thru speaker) Hello, welcome to McDonald's. What can I get you?
Driver: Yeah, I'd like a 1-piece chicken with fries.
Uzi: (over the drive-thru speaker) How origi-
Daffy: (over the drive-thru speaker) Oh yeah? Well I've got a question for ya, Mac!
Uzi: (over the drive-thru speaker) Oh, no don't you da-
(The friends share confused looks.)
Daffy: (over the drive-thru speaker) Is your refrigerator running? It is? (cut to Daffy himself) Well it's because it's a convicted (voice pitch goes higher after Uzi throttles him by the neck) felon!
Uzi: Get off the speaker!
Daffy: Aw, come on, mac! Let a duck have the time of his life for once!
Uzi: WE HAVE A JOB!(Cut back to the friends, who decide to drive off as Daffy & Uzi continue arguing.)
Announcer: Get 10 new toys for the new blockbuster hit, The Day Copper-9 Stands Still, in theaters October 30.
Daffy: (to the tune of the McDonald's theme) Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!