Quotes[]
- SpongeBob: Welcome to your favorite school, Nicktoon High! If you need anything or if you have a emergency, then come and see me. But if you get in trouble, you will be sent to me and get detention. Have a good year!
- SpongeBeck: We know, dad.
- Cat: Our nephews have to wear the cone collars every school day, so they wouldn't have problems and cheat on tests.
- Dog: Yes.
- Crystal: Why do you find our Math teacher funny?
- Will: He got a degree from Harvard and doesn't know how to open a pickle jar.
- Crystal: Yeah, but why do you guys laugh at him everyday.
- Stimpy: Funny.
- Puppy: Like Mr. Stimpy said, think about the time where the heavy box of catch-up work fell on his foot.
(SpongeBob enters the Music room)
- Squidward: Aw, great! Not you again!
- SpongeBob: Came here because you have a special guest.
- Squidward: A special guest? Who is it!?
- Squilliam: Me! We meet again, old rival.
(background turns into fire with a furious Squidward)
- Squidward: Squilliam! What are you doing here!?
- Squilliam: Just seeing my favorite rival! Plus, I have something for the school too.
- Crystal: Mr. Squidward, who is that squid you hate?
- Squidward: The squid I hate?! He's Squilliam, my arch-rival that thinks he is better than me.
- Squilliam: And it's true. So, old rival, is your son like you?
- Squidward II: My dad told me all about you.
- Puppy: Wait... Your rival have something for us for the school?
- Ghost Writer: I, the Ghost Writer, finally returns!
- Will: Who?
- Ghost Writer: You never heard of me?
- Kitty: Can you tell us the story how you hate Squilliam?
- Squidward: Very well.
(flashback goes to young Squidward)
- Squidward: I've first met him when I started school.
(at the gym, we hear cheers. Squidward walks in the gym with Squilliam)
- Squilliam: Kids you have a new classmate. Squilliam The Second.
(Squilliam II comes)
- Squilliam II: Hello, fellow students. My name is Squilliam The Second and I can't wait to kick Squidward The Second's butt.
- Squidward II: No, you ain't kicking my butt.
- Rocky: *mocking Crystal/high pitched* Hello, my name is Crystal and I don't find Stimpy funny!
(Everybody but Crystal, SpongeBeck, Bella, Puppy, Tina, Angelica, Will and Stimpy laughs)
- Stimpy: Rocky you have a detention, everyone else that makes fun of Crystal gets detention also. Kitty, since youre part of Puppy's body, I'll give you a pass. Ren, you get detention too.
- Ren: Wait... you can give detention to teachers?!
- Stimpy: According to the Nicktoon High Rule Book, yes. Students AND Teachers get detention. The only one that can't get a detention is Spongebob... well, he can get detention too.
- Ren: I get detention?!
- Stimpy: For laughing at Rocky's insult and making fun of Crystal, yes.
- Ren: You eediot!
- Skulks: Finally I am Free!!!!
(Flashback goes to Mr. Krabs at Bikini Bottom)
- Mr. Krabs: When I was young, I was the most greediest crab ever in Bikini Bottom. I always had my handy Coin String every time I want something from a vending machine.
- Little Shunky: Who are you looking at?
- Sprinkles: *looking at Crystal* Only the most beautiful thing I have ever seen...