Morticia Addams/Quotes

• "You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?"
• "It has to be damp."
• "Gomez, take those out of his mouth."
• "Children, do you think we love the baby more than we love you?"
• "No, thank you. But do ask the children."
• "Salt, pepper, or cyanide?"
• "I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade."
• "Wednesday, look at all of the other children, their freckles, their bright little eyes, their eager, friendly smiles. Help them."
• "An open grave. It was my first funeral."
• "So... you still desire me after all these years? The old ball and chain?"
• "Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind."
• "Oh, no. Just you."
• "Why wait?"
• "My baby is ill, and my husband is dying. Oh Mama, what shall I do?"
• "You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie..."
• "Pastels?"
• "Children, this is Miss Jellinsky, our new nanny. What do we say?"
• "Do you think that when a new baby arrives, one of the other children has to die?"
• "Marvelous news. I'm going to have a baby. Right now."
• "One house, three children, so many windows."
• "Mon cher."
• "Oh, Gomez. It's dark, it's depressing, it's desolate."
• "Scream if you need anything."
• "All the important numbers: Police, Fire Department, Morgue."
• "That ring!"
• "Adieu, mon cher."
• "You've had your shots? Measles, mumps, rabies?"
• "To think, a child of mine!"
• Oh, no. He lives."
• "It's so sweet. He looks just like a little entrée."
• "But we're late for the charity auction."
• "Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job."
• ""Uncle Niknak's winter wardrobe." "Uncle Niknak's summer wardrobe." "Uncle Niknak."
• "Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!"
• "Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them."
• "About the séance tonight, I wish you'd come. It's Gomez I'm terribly worried about. He won't eat, he can't sleep, he keeps coughing up blood."
• "Well, not like he used to..."
• "Gomez, why don't we go for a drive? The whole family."
• "Children, we're starting. Put down that antenna."
• "Dead Man's Curve."