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  • "You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?"
  • "It has to be damp."
  • "Gomez, take those out of his mouth."
  • "Children, do you think we love the baby more than we love you?"
  • "No, thank you. But do ask the children."
  • "Salt, pepper, or cyanide?"
  • "I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade."
  • "Wednesday, look at all of the other children, their freckles, their bright little eyes, their eager, friendly smiles. Help them."
  • "An open grave. It was my first funeral."
  • "So... you still desire me after all these years? The old ball and chain?"
  • "Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind."
  • "Oh, no. Just you."
  • "Why wait?"
  • "My baby is ill, and my husband is dying. Oh Mama, what shall I do?"
  • "You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie..."
  • "Pastels?"
  • "Children, this is Miss Jellinsky, our new nanny. What do we say?"
  • "Do you think that when a new baby arrives, one of the other children has to die?"
  • "Marvelous news. I'm going to have a baby. Right now."
  • "One house, three children, so many windows."
  • "Mon cher."
  • "Oh, Gomez. It's dark, it's depressing, it's desolate."
  • "Scream if you need anything."
  • "All the important numbers: Police, Fire Department, Morgue."
  • "That ring!"
  • "Adieu, mon cher."
  • "You've had your shots? Measles, mumps, rabies?"
  • "To think, a child of mine!"
  • Oh, no. He lives."
  • "It's so sweet. He looks just like a little entrée."
  • "But we're late for the charity auction."
  • "Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job."
  • ""Uncle Niknak's winter wardrobe." "Uncle Niknak's summer wardrobe." "Uncle Niknak."
  • "Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!"
  • "Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them."
  • "About the séance tonight, I wish you'd come. It's Gomez I'm terribly worried about. He won't eat, he can't sleep, he keeps coughing up blood."
  • "Well, not like he used to..."
  • "Gomez, why don't we go for a drive? The whole family."
  • "Children, we're starting. Put down that antenna."
  • "Dead Man's Curve."