Theatrical Trailer 1#[]
(The Crispy Cake Entertainment logo shows up for 2 seconds. Then it fades.)
Can-Can Minion: Raaaaaaaaaaanch!
All Minions: Illumination!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!
Can-Can Minion: Banananaaaaaah!
SPLAT!
Dave: Oh!
Stuart: Hahahahahahaha!
All Minions: Hahahahahahaha!
Tom Kane Narrator: In the year 1968
Tom Kane Narrator: Minions are rescued and raised by the new boss
Young Gru: Hey look! I rescue and raised the little brothers, Its safe now!
Marlena Gru: Naanh!
Tom Kane Narrator: Its the name is Gru
Tom Kane Narrator: A young boy of the villianous status
Young Gru: This Dave, Kevin, Stuart, Bob, Tim, Jerry and other brothers expect the Minions
Kevin: Papepsopepse!
Bob: Idsksddfsasdi!
Stuart: Haaladowew Martyowe!
Young Gru: Stuart!
Stuart: Bananananah!
Tom Kane Narrator: When grows up to become the greatest supervillian
Gru: Okay Minions, Today is your first villiany!
Minions: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Tom Kane Narrator: And getting ready for heist
Gru: Haahahahahaha!
Minions: Hahahahahaha!
Tom Kane Narrator: But one day, the vistor arrives
Victor Perkins: Victor, Thats Me!
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Tom Kane Narrator: This Summer
Gru: Minions, We have corporation, What all this!
Agent Hal: Everything important, Supervillians didn't become friends
Chief Mike Pettyjohn: Thats all we known about this chicklen
Jeanne Pettyjohn: So ridiculos!
Ginger the Chicklen: Babababaaaaaaack!
Minions: Un On!
Tom Kane Narrator: From Illumination
Charles Smith: Minions did not exist
Gru: Charles Smith you do it without Minions!
Napeleon: Goooooooooooooom!
Minions: Bekebado!
Napeleon: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Tyrise: Don't worry! Will be on their way
Tom Kane Narrator: Comes the biggest animated comedy event of despicable waits
Gru: We have to stop against Dr. Frinkelenstein
Agent Hal: But we have to!
Minions: Bananaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Dr. Frinkelenstein: After Him!
Victor Perkins: We better have some big or not!
Tom Kane Narrator: Steve Carell, Dave Franco, Steve Buscemi, Amy Adams, Joe Manganiello, Vin Diesel and Bill Hader
Gru: Stop guys! We cant have any destritations
Guy/Snake: Omp! Hiss! Buzzzz!
Kevin: Ssssssnakwe! Banananaaah!
Minions: Banananananaaaaaaaaaah!
Victor Perkins: We need shrink that snake before gets bite you!
Gru: Ooooooooooooooooooooh!
Tom Kane Narrator: Minions 2
Agent Hal: Distract the Venom the Animal
Gru: Who are you!
Minions: Bello!
Kevin: Bello!
Stuart: Heun!
Venom the Animal: I'm Venom the Animal and will destroy you!
Dr. Frinkelenstein: Bwahahahahaha! Take them away Venom!
Venom the Animal: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrawr!
Gru: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Agent Hal: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Victor Perkins: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Minions: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Stuart: Banananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!