This is the full transcript of Kaput and Zosky: The Movie.
[Warner Bros. Pictures logo plays]
[StudioCanal logo plays]
[Futurikon logo plays]
[Text appears on black background]
Warner Bros. Pictures presents
[Jazz and Ragtime music playing]
In Association with StudioCanal
A Futurikon production
[Kaput and Zosky running while using crispizers]
[The film's logo zooming in]
Kaput & Zosky: The Movie
[The film's logo fades out]
[Voice Talents text appears]
Starring the voices of
Jess Harnell as Kaput
Daniel Davis as Zosky
Lacey Chabert as Jane
[Kaput putting an apple on his head]
[Zosky shoots up in the air behind Kaput's head]
[Kaput shaking his head]
[Zosky nodding his head]
[Kaput shoots up in the air on the right]
[A laser appears and flies away]
[The laser flies back and zap the apple from Kaput's head]
[Apple slices drop like an egg on Kaput's head]
[Kaput smiles nervously while looking up]
And Jenny Slate as Queen Rosie
Screenplay by Alexander Sugar
[Kaput and Zosky jumping onto ground while holding swords]
[Kaput using his sword to practice with Zosky]
[Zosky using his sword back to Kaput]
[Kaput doing a sneaky laugh]
[Zosky tapping his foot]
[Kaput and Zosky pointing their swords and put in their pockets]
[Kaput and Zosky slicing each other like a cheese and falling apart]
Music and Songs by Mark Mothersbaugh and Bob Mothersbaugh
Lyrics by Beth Moore
[Kaput and Zosky walking while holding baseball and baseball bat]
[Kaput and Zosky stop at the area]
[Kaput throws a baseball to the right]
[Zosky swings the baseball bat to hit the baseball]
[Baseball bouncing on the ground]
Score by Christophe Beck
[Kaput throws the baseball to Zosky]
[Zosky swings the baseball bat and fails]
[Zosky surprised while sees a baseball flying]
[Baseball hits Zosky on his chest]
[Kaput runs and using the towel to cure Zosky]
Edited by David Katz
[Kaput and Zosky walking on tiptoes like a cat]
[Kaput and Zosky holding their crispizers]
[A bee appears next to the duo]
[The bee flies and stings Kaput on his bottom]
[Kaput screaming at Zosky]
[Zosky screaming back at Kaput]
Lewis Trondheim, Matthew O'Callaghan, Dallas Ventura and Nick Davisson
[Kaput and Zosky running and getting into their cruiser]
[The cat-like alien shoots the air with using his laser gun]
[The laser bounces on floor like a bouncy ball]
Directed by Matthew O'Callaghan
[Kaput and Zosky are trying to turn on button]
[The laser gets inside of the fuse tank of Kaput and Zosky's cruiser]
[Kaput and Zosky shocked]
[The cruiser flies away and the red smoke appears]
[Red smoke disappears into the next scene]
[The sun appears with Planet Sunny Hills]
[The camera turns to the right and stops at Kaput and Zosky relaxing on lawn chairs]
[Kaput and Zosky are kicking back and relaxing]
Kaput: Ah, what a nice rest. The sun is so bright and shiny.
Zosky: Yeah, our sunglasses are good for our eyes.
Kaput: That's right, Zosky. Resting is good for our brains and after work.
Zosky: Kaput, you're being silly!
Kaput: [laughing] Good one, Zosky! [putting his sunglasses on his forehead]
Zosky: [putting his sunglasses on his forehead] Anytime, Kaput. [laughing]
Kaput: Do you like conquering planets?
Zosky: Oh yes, I do. How about you?
Kaput: Yeah, yeah. We both like conquering planets. Hey, remember we were being chased by giant beasts.
Zosky: Of course, it is. The beasts look like a mix between animals and monsters.
Kaput: Ah, you're right. But, some of them are nice!
Zosky: I think you're right again. The friendly ones are from several quiet planets.
Kaput: All right, all right! We're going to conquer planets later, Zosky.
Zosky: Okay, Kaput! Let's have a rest for 10 minutes.
[Kaput and Zosky are sitting back on lawn chairs]
[The sun turns to the right]
[Kaput and Zosky are still relaxing]
Kaput: [grabs and drinks his juice] Gulp gulp! Ahhh.
Zosky: [drinking his juice with straw]
[A delivery ship appears]
[Delivery Man appears]
Delivery Man: Here's a travel ticket! [drops a travel ticket]
[A travel ticket is falling down]
Delivery Man: Now, hurry! Get a travel ticket, before it's too late!
[The delivery ship is flying away]
[The travel ticket lands on Sunny Hills]
Kaput: [removes his sunglasses] Hey! What's this falling?
Zosky: [removes his sunglasses] Hmm. Is that a paper?
Kaput: The, the, uh. Uh, a map?
[The travel ticket is shining]
Kaput: Look, a ticket!
[Kaput jumps off his lawn chair and runs to the travel ticket]
[Kaput picks up a travel ticket]
Kaput: [holding a travel ticket while running to Zosky] Zosky, Zosky! I found a ticket!
Zosky: [facepalms] Oh no. Kaput, are you going to show me something?
[Kaput jumps on Zosky's body]
Kaput: Zosky, look! I found a ticket! A new ticket! [showing the travel ticket to Zosky]
Zosky: [reading the travel ticket] Free Getaway. It gives you a very long adventure, costs two dollars.
Kaput: Two dollars?! Oh boy, oh boy! This is fun! [jumps off Zosky's body]
Zosky: Say, we can conquer the planets together!
Kaput: Yeah, this travel ticket helps us to travel around the galaxy.
Zosky: Oh, come on. I think I have money in my pocket. [takes out two dollars out of his pocket] Here's the dollars, Kaput.
Kaput: Gee, Zosky. I didn't know you have money in your pocket.
Zosky: Well, I was paying these after our quest. That's why!
Kaput: Now, can we get in our spaceship?
Zosky: Sure. Ready to go?
Kaput: Woo-hoo! Yeah! [doing a high five with Zosky]
Kaput and Zosky: [laughing while running]
[Kaput and Zosky's spaceship appears]
[Kaput and Zosky are jumping in their spaceship]
Kaput: We're going to take this travel ticket to the ticket man!
Zosky: That sounds like a good idea.
[The lid of Kaput and Zosky's spaceship closes]
[Kaput and Zosky are driving]
[A red smoke appears from the fuse tank]
[Kaput and Zosky are flying away from Sunny Hills]
[Sunny Hills planet appears in space background]
[Kaput and Zosky appear from Sunny Hills]
Kaput: I can't wait for our adventure! Yahoo!
Zosky: Yeah, me too! Ha ha!
Kaput: But, we have to give a travel ticket to the ticket man first.
Zosky: [nodding his head] Very good, Kaput.
Kaput: And then, we can conquer the planets. [showing a smile]
Zosky: That's an excellent idea, Kaput!
Kaput: Also, we can practice before our great adventure! Right, Zosky?
Zosky: Oh, right!
Kaput and Zosky: [laughing]
[Kaput and Zosky's cruiser is flying around the planets]
[Kaput and Zosky seeing a ticket stand with Ticket Man]
Kaput: Ah, here we are. The ticket man!
Zosky: There he is!
[Kaput and Zosky are flying to the ticket stand]
[Ticket Man is waving at the duo]
Ticket Man: Well, hello! Are you Kaput and Zosky? The famous rulers?
Kaput: [nodding his head] Yes.
Zosky: [patting on Kaput's head] Me too.
Ticket Man: That's great! Do you have a travel ticket?
Kaput: Uh. I have one in my pocket! [takes out the travel ticket from his pocket]
Zosky: [takes the travel ticket from Kaput's hand] Here's the travel ticket!
[Kaput and Zosky are opening the lid of their cruiser]
Ticket Man: Hmm. That's a good one! Did you get it from Delivery Man?
Kaput: Yeah, I did.
Zosky: But, he showed me this ticket.
Kaput: And I was a good catcher! [laughing]
Zosky: Very well, buddy! [gives the travel ticket to Ticket Man]
Ticket Man: Ooh, how nice! Thanks, guys!
Kaput: You're welcome, Ticket Man! [winks his eye]
Zosky: Same here! [laughing]
Ticket Man: Okay, you two! [waving at Kaput and Zosky] Good luck!
Kaput and Zosky: So long! [closing their lid]
[Kaput and Zosky are driving and flying away]
[A red smoke appears]
Ticket Man: My, my! Two dollars, that's what this ticket costs.