This is the episode transcript of Horsing Around.
Horsing Around[]
{The episode starts with the Backyardigans' yard}
Voices: Horsing Around (The title had hats, a helmet and a trophy}
{We now see Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, Mickey Mouse, Daisy Duck, Goofy and Pluto watching Uniqua}
Tigger: {Looks at the viewers} Hello, friends! Hoo-hoo-hoo!
Eeyore: {Looks at the viewers} Hello.
Daisy Duck: Hi, everyone!
Goofy: {Laugh} So good to see ya.
Pluto: {Barks and licks the camera}
Mickey Mouse: {laughs} Aw, Pluto.
{He wipes the lick off the camera}
Rabbit: We were just watching Uniqua.
Mickey Mouse: Hmm, I wonder what's going on with her now.
{They see her doing cowgirl sounds}
Rabbit: Wonder what she is doing.
{They came up to Uniqua}
Uniqua: Oh, hi guys.
Rabbit: Hey, Uniqua.
Tigger: Or should we call you Cowgirl Uniqua?
Uniqua: That's right. {Looks at the viewers} I'm Cowgirl Uniqua.
Mickey Mouse: Are you just a cowgirl, Uniqua?
Uniqua: No. I'm more than just a cowgirl. I'm the best trick riding cowgirl in the west.
Mickey Mouse Gee, it must be fun riding a horse.
Daisy Duck: It certainly is.
{The Horse Rider's Cry song plays}
Uniqua: I'm a cowgirl.
Tigger and Mickey Mouse: Yes you are!
Uniqua: Can I rope a cow?
Daisy Duck and Pluto: Yep, she can!
Uniqua: I'm never as happy as I am saddled up and riding again.
Uniqua, Tigger, Mickey Mouse, Daisy Duck and Pluto: Yip-ee, Yi, Yip-ee, Yi Yip-ee, Yi Yo! Saddle up, and ride! Yipee-yi, yipee-yi, yippee-yi, yo! That's the horse ridin' Cry!
{Soon, Pablo in a jockey helmet comes by}
Pablo: Giddy Up!
Goofy: {Laughs} Hey, it's Pablo!
Eeyore: Hello, Pablo.
Pablo: Hi, I'm Jockey Pablo!
Rabbit: That's fun, Pablo. So tell us. What is a jockey?
Pablo: Jockeys ride races on their horses really fast.
Rabbit: He's a jockey!
Pablo: Yes I am!
Goofy: Can you ride really fast?
Pablo: Yes I can!
Eeyore: He's never been as happy.
Pablo: As when I am, saddled up and ridin' again!
Pablo, Rabbit, Eeyore and Goofy: Yip-ee, Yi, Yip-ee, Yi, Yip-ee, Yi, yo! Saddle up and ride! Yip-ee, Yi Yip-ee, Yi Yip-ee, Yi, yo! That's the horse ridin' cry!
Uniqua, Tigger, Mickey Mouse, Daisy Duck and Pluto: Yip-ee, Yi, Yip-ee, Yi, Yip-ee, Yi, yo! Sattle up and ride!
Pablo, Rabbit: Eeyore and Goofy: Yip-ee, Yi, Yip-ee, Yi, Yip-ee, Yi, yo! That's the horse ridin' cry!
{The Horse Rider's Cry (Part 1) song ends}
Tigger: Say, I wonder if we can be either cowboys, cowgirls, or jockeys?
Rabbit: Hmm, I was thinking that too.
Eeyore: Well, if you ask me, not that everybody is, some of us can be cowboys and cowgirls and some can be jockeys.
Mickey Mouse: What a great idea, Eeyore.
Uniqua: That's some good horse riding there, partner.
Goofy: This is Cowgirl Uniqua.
Uniqua: But you've probably heard of me.
Daisy Duck: But why would I say that?
Uniqua: 'Cause I'm the best horse rider this side of the Mississippi.
Pluto: {Barks "Huh?"}
Goofy: Gawrsh.
Pablo: Whoa, cowgirl. I'm afraid that's impossible.
Uniqua: Oh yeah?
Tigger: Say, why would that be impossible for her?
Pablo: Because I'm the best horse rider this side of the Mississippi.
Uniqua: Oh yeah?
Pablo: Yeah.
Uniqua: Uh-uh!
Pablo: Uh-huh!
Mickey Mouse: Now wait a second!
Daisy Duck: We say it cowboys and cowgirls!
{Uniqua and Pablo just ignored Daisy}
Tigger: Well, me and Mickey, Daisy, and Pluto are on this cowgirl's side.
Rabbit: Fine. If that's the way you're gonna be, then me, Eeyore, and Goofy are on the jockey's side.
Uniqua: You know, there's only one way to settle this once and for all.
Goofy: You mean?
Daisy Duck: She means, a race.
Uniqua: That's exactly what I mean.
Mickey Mouse: Yeah, we will race to decide if either cowboys and cowgirls or jockeys are the best horse riders.
Uniqua: Yeah, especially on this side of the Mississippi.
Pablo: You're on!
Rabbit: Well, let's go then!
Eeyore: To the race!
{The backyard transformed into a stadium}
Tigger: First, we all need a racetrack where we can all race in.
Rabbit: And then, we need a cheering crowd.
Pablo: And some announcers who can tell everyone that us jockeys are going to win!
Tigger: You mean cowboys and cowgirls are going to win.
{Austin, Rae, Johnny, Benny, and Leo were the announcers of the race}
Johnny: Good Afternoon, race fans.
Austin: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the races!
Rae: Get ready for the very special animal racing race!
Mickey Mouse: Okay, cowboys and cowgirls! Let's beat those jockeys!
Rabbit: Alright, jockeys! Let's show those cowboys and cowgirls a thing or two!
{The Horse Rider's Cry (Part 2) song plays}
Tigger: We are cowfolks!
Uniqua and Mickey Mouse: Yes we are!
Eeyore: We are jockeys!
Pablo and Goofy: Yes we are!
Uniqua, Pablo, Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, Mickey Mouse, Daisy Duck, Goofy and Pluto: I'm never as happy as when I am saddled up and riding again.
Pablo: We are gonna win!
Rabbit: Yes we are!
Uniqua: Can we beat them?
Mickey Mouse: You bet we can!
Uniqua, Pablo, Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, Mickey Mouse, Daisy Duck, Goofy and Pluto: I'm never as happy as been I am sattled up and riding again.
Uniqua, Tigger, Mickey Mouse, Daisy Duck and Pluto: Yip-ee, Yi, Yip-ee, Yi, Yip-ee, Yi, yo! Sattle up and ride!
Pablo, Rabbit, Eeyore and Goofy: Yip-ee, Yi, Yip-ee, Yi, Yip-ee, Yi, yo! That's the horse ridin' cry!
Tigger: Are we a champ?
Mickey Mouse: Yes, that's right!
Daisy Duck: Can you beat us?
Uniqua: No, not quite!
Tigger: I can ride faster than the speed of light!
Daisy Duck: My cowgirl skills are out of sight!
Rabbit: Can we ride fast?
Goofy: Yeah, you bet!
Eeyore: Have we lost the race?
Pablo: No, not yet!
Goofy: We will go when you say "Ready, set."
Pablo: We're the best jockeys you can get!
Uniqua, Pablo, Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, Mickey Mouse, Daisy Duck, Goofy and Pluto: Yip-ee, Yi, Yip-ee, Yi, Yip-ee, Yi, yo! Sattle up and ride! Yip-ee, Yi, Yip-ee, Yi, Yip-ee, Yi, yo! That's the horse ridin' cry!
{The Horse Rider's Cry song ends}
Pablo: Let's settle this once and for all!
Tigger: Deal!
Goofy: Yeah!
Mickey Mouse: There's just one problem.
Goofy: And what's that?
Eeyore: How many times should we ride around the track?
Uniqua: I say we race five times around the track.
Pablo: I say we race ten times around!
Rabbit: I say we do fifteen!
Tigger: I say twenty!
Uniqua: Come to think of it... why race around the track at all?
Pablo, Rabbit, Eeyore and Goofy: You mean?
Tigger, Mickey Mouse and Daisy Duck: She means...
Daisy Duck: A very special race.
Pablo: Yeah! We can race all the way to the Mississippi River!
{They see where the finish line is as the crowd cheers}
Uniqua: Exactly. And whoever reaches the river first wins.
{They all get on their horse with Tigger, Mickey, Daisy and Pluto on Uniqua's horse and Rabbit, Eeyore, and Goofy on Pablo's horse}
Mickey Mouse: And we are gonna be the winners!
Pablo: No, we're gonna be the winners!
Daisy Duck: No, we're gonna be the winners!
Goofy: No, we're gonna be the winners!
Tyrone: Or maybe, we'll be the winners.
Rabbit: Huh?
Mickey Mouse: Who said that?
Minnie Mouse: {giggles} Down here.
{They all see Tyrone, Pooh, Piglet, Donald Duck, and Minnie Mouse on a burro}
Pooh: Hello.
Tyrone: Hi, there.
Pablo: Hello.
Uniqua: Well, I'll be. Howdy, partners.
Tyrone: I'm Tyrone and these are my farm pals, Pooh, Piglet, Donald and Minnie.
Donald Duck: Hi ya, folks.
Pooh: We couldn't help but notice you were getting ready to race.
Piglet: So, we decided to join you.
Donald Duck: So what do you say?
Goofy: Huh?
Daisy Duck: Join us?
Eeyore: I wish I didn't hear that. But I did.
Uniqua: You're gonna race us, on that?
Tyrone: Yup, this is Molasses. She's my burro.
Molasses: {Brays}
Pooh: Yeah, she may be small, but she has a big heart.
Piglet: I bet that she will make us win the race.
Minnie Mouse: And it won't matter when you're big or small.
Donald Duck: It's about having fun.
Uniqua, Pablo, Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, Mickey Mouse, Daisy Duck, Goofy, and Pluto: {Laughs}
Mickey Mouse: Gosh, she's so cute.
Pablo: Indeed. But she'll never beat my horse, Thunder.
Uniqua: Or my horse, Lightning.
Donald Duck: Aw, we don't care.
Minnie Mouse: Well, she may not be fast, but she has quite a kind heart.
Tyrone: You said it, we are just gonna keep going and see what happens.
Austin: All racers report to the starting gates.
Leo: And remember to not fall off from your captain's horse.
Johnny the Lion: And it will be fine if a member can join with another captain.
Uniqua: Have a good race.
Pablo: Good luck.
Tigger: Oh yeah. They're gonna lose.
Goofy: Yeah. {laughs} So are you.
Daisy Duck: No, you're gonna lose.
Eeyore: No, you're gonna lose!
Mickey Mouse: Are not! We're gonna win!
Pooh: Yeah, those guys need to learn about respect.
Donald Duck: They better need it.
Minnie Mouse: Uh-huh.
{They all reported to their gates}
Daisy Duck: So, Uniqua. How are we gonna keep the jockeys from winning the race?
Uniqua: Hmm. I got it! We can use our cheaters bag.
Goofy: So, Pablo. How are we gonna keep the cowboys and girls from winning the race?
Pablo: Hmm. I got it! We can use our cheaters bag.
Donald Duck: Guys, let's not cheat.
Minnie Mouse: It's about having the ability to race fairly.
Daisy Duck: Fine.
Goofy: Alright.
{But they quietly put the bags on their backs just in case. Then, Mickey noticed something by the starting line's track}
Mickey Mouse: Look, guys! It's the egg!
{They all see the egg as Donald Duck uses his binoculars from the rugged Yukon adventure}
Donald Duck: Why, that cowboy is right.
{The egg started glowing in a brown color with a trophy on it}
Pablo: Hey, it's got a trophy on it!
Rabbit: Maybe that's what's inside the egg.
Goofy: Let's beat them cow folks!
Daisy Duck: Let's beat those jockeys!
Benny the Beast: And now for The Best Horse Rider on this side of the Mississippi Race!
Austin: We have two fast horses and a burro. Who will be the winner?
Rae: Well, there is only one way to find out.
Benny the Beast: On your marks.
Leo Lionheart: Get set.
{Starting bell dings}
Austin and Johnny the Lion: Go, go, go!
Leo Lionheart: And there they go!
Daisy Duck: Kiss the egg goodbye!
Rabbit: Correction, kiss your winning goodbye!
{He was gonna get the egg, but a groundhog came by and stole it}
Tigger: Hey, that groundhog nabbed our egg!
Goofy: You mean, our egg?
Uniqua: Listen to that crowd cheer.
Eeyore: I bet we jockeys will win this one.
Daisy Duck: You mean, we cow folks will win this one.
Pablo: Yeah, right. When we win is more like it!
{When We Win song plays}
Uniqua: When we win, the crowds are gonna cheer.
Eeyore: When we win, we'll grin from ear to ear.
Daisy Duck: When we win, we'll blow bubbles while we dance.
Pablo: When we win, we'll take a trip to Paris, France.
Uniqua, Pablo, Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, Mickey Mouse, Daisy Duck, Goofy, and Pluto: When we win, we'll shout "Yip-yip-yahoo-yipee!" and everyone will wish that they were we!
{The horse riders left the stadium}
Uniqua, Pablo, Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, Mickey Mouse, Daisy Duck, Goofy, and Pluto: Yip-yip-yahoo-yipee! Yip-yip-yahoo-yipee! Yip-yip-yahoo-yipee! That's what we'll shout, you see! Yip-yip-yipee-yahoo! Yip-yip-yipee-yahoo! Yip-yip-yipee-yahoooooooooo! Maybe I will shout that too!
Rae: Looks like the jockeys are first!
Benny the Beast: And the cow folks are ahead!
Johnny the Lion: But the burro riders haven't move a cinch.
Pooh: Molasses is just getting ready.
Donald Duck: Right, Molasses?
Molasses: {Brays}
{Soon, Molasses started walking off}
Tyrone: If we win, we'll get a brand new trophy.
Pooh: If we win, we'll buy a dog named Sophie.
Piglet: If we win, we won't believe we di-id it!
Donald Duck: If we win, we'll get a snack and split it!
Tyrone, Pooh, Piglet, Minnie Mouse, and Donald Duck: If we win, we'll shout "Yip-yip-yahoo-yipee!", and everyone will wish that they were we! Yip-yip-yahoo-yippee! Yip-yip-yahoo-yippee! Yip-yip-yahoo-yippee! That's what we'll shout, you see! Yip-yip-yippee-yahoo! Yip-yip-yippee-yahoo! Yip-yip-yippee-yahoooooooooo! Maybe we will shout that, too!
{When We Win song ends}
{The announcers were on chairs and a table while they saw the announcers go}
Leo Lionheart: Seems like the jockeys are still in first.
Austin: Wait, what's this?
Rae: Seems like the cow folks are going ahead!
Tigger: Our horse is way by a nose, jockeys!
Daisy Duck: I bet we will still beat you and that egg!
{The egg then got stolen and stuck on a deer's antlers}
Goofy: I bet that we are by a nose.
Pablo: And our horse's nose is bigger than your horse's nose.
Uniqua: Oh yeah?
Mickey Mouse: Our horse is by a nose and two eyes.
Rabbit: Well, ours is by a nose, eyes, and an ear.
Pablo: Yeah, that's almost a whole head!
Tigger: Me and Pluto think that apart from eyes and a nose, we are a by mouth and a neck!
{The announcers try to catch up to the riders}
Rae: Looks like it's Uniqua by a bellybutton!
Austin: No, it's Pablo by a hoof!
Johnny the Lion: Well, we can't keep up.
Leo Lionheart: Well, one thing's for sure is that the burro riders have almost left the stadium.
{Soon, the burro riders left the stadium}
Benny the Beast: And the burro riders have finally left the stadium.
Pooh: What a beautiful day for a strolling ride.
Donald Duck: Isn't that right, Molasses?
Molasses: {Brays}
Minnie Mouse: We will still keep on going.
{Meanwhile}
Pablo: We're a whole horse ahead now!
Tigger: Oh yeah, can't your ride your horse with no hands?
Eeyore: Oh, we can do that.
Goofy: And we can do that while standing up. Yaw!
Daisy Duck: Well, we can do that while standing on one leg.
Uniqua: Like this! Yee-haw!
Pablo: But that's easy if you're going in a straight line.
Goofy: The best way is going around in circles.
Rabbit: That's the hardest part. Like this.
{They show the cow folks how they go around in circles}
Uniqua: Oh yeah?
Pablo: Yeah!
{The announcers saw the riders going around in circles}
Johnny the Lion: Wow! I have never seen this coming!
Rae: What?
Johnny the Lion: The jockeys and cow folks are riding in circles!
Mickey Mouse: You guys, get, getting dizzy yet?
Pluto: {Dizzy barks}
Rabbit: No, how about you lot?!
Pablo: Because if you need to stop, I could too.
Uniqua: No way! Great riders like us don't, get, dizzy.
Tigger: Whoa.
{The burro riders saw the dizzy horse riders}
Pooh: Wow, seems like the riders forgotten about the race.
Donald Duck: More like they were horsing around.
{Soon, the egg dropped by onto their hands}
Minnie Mouse: Hey, we have the egg.
Tyrone: And we're just gonna keep on going.
{They soon pass the dizzy horse riders}
Pooh: Hello, dizzy horse riders.
Minnie Mouse: What a nice day for a ride.
Piglet: And there's plenty of sunshine in our way.
Pablo: Did, did you just see?
Tigger: Yeah, me too.
Rabbit: We must be seeing things.
Daisy Duck: Seems like it.
Mickey Mouse: I think those burro riders just.
Uniqua, Pablo, Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, Mickey Mouse, Daisy Duck, Goofy, and Pluto: Passed us!
Tyrone: See ya at the Mississippi River.
Donald Duck: It's right this way.
Minnie Mouse: Don't forget it.
Rae: Well, isn't that amazing?
Austin: I can't believe it!
Johnny the Lion: The burro riders have taken the lead!
Pablo: Look! They did!
Tigger: They really did pass us.
{Donald Duck threw the egg for them to catch}
Goofy: Quick, Thunder. Get the egg!
Uniqua: Giddy-up, Lightning!
Daisy Duck: Yee-haw!
{The horse riders went pass the burro riders}
Tyrone: Bye bye.
Pooh: We will still keep on going.
Tyrone: Yes, Molasses. Just keep on going.
{The announcers were by a bale of hay}
Rae: And now the horse riders are in the lead again!
Uniqua: That was close!
Tigger: Well, you got that right.
Daisy Duck: Good thing we cow folks saw the burro riders coming.
Goofy: Uh, you mean we saw the burro riders coming first.
Pablo: Yeah, we saw him first.
Mickey Mouse: Oh no you didn't.
Rabbit: Did so!
Uniqua: Did...whoa!
{They saw the egg by a log}
Tigger: Look out! Watch the log!
{They went over the log just after Rabbit got the egg}
Goofy: Gawrsh, did you see how we jockeys made that high jump?
Daisy Duck: You mean, we cow folks made that jump high.
Pablo: What?! Are you crazy?!
Eeyore: That's no match than how we jump!
Uniqua: Are not!
Rabbit: Are too!
Daisy Duck: Are not!
Eeyore: Are too!
{Soon, the cow folks and jockeys saw something}
Uniqua: Okay. See that farm?
Tigger: We can all settle this once and for all!
Rabbit: Bring it on!
{They went over the farm fence}
Pablo: Now this could be interesting.
Uniqua: You mean.
Eeyore: He means a jumping contest.
Goofy: We betcha that you can't jump this fence and the bush behind it.
Daisy Duck: Oh, we betcha we can.
{They made their horse go over the fence and the bush}
{I Betcha song plays}
Uniqua: If you say that we can't, then we'll make a stand.
Mickey Mouse: 'Cause we betcha, we betcha, we betcha we can!
Pablo: We betcha, we betcha, we betcha you can't!
Uniqua: We betcha, we betcha, we betcha we can!
Eeyore: Betcha you can't jump over this tree.
Mickey Mouse: Try something hard that is hard for we.
{Their horse went over the tree}
Pablo: Betcha you can leap over this lake.
Uniqua: Oh, come on, it's a piece of cake.
{They leaped over the lake}
Pablo: If you say we can't, then talk to the hand.
Rabbit: 'Cause we betcha, we betcha, we betcha we can!
Tigger: We betcha, we betcha, we betcha you can't!
Eeyore: We betcha, we betcha, we betcha we can!
Uniqua: Betcha you can't jump over that hay.
Pablo: Betcha we can, and we'll do it all day.
{Their horse went over the hay bales}
Mickey Mouse: Betcha can't leap over that big old fountain.
Goofy: You bet wrong, we can clear a mountain!
{They went over the fountain on their horse}
Rabbit: Can you jump really high?
Mickey Mouse and Pluto: We can jump to the sky!
Uniqua: Can you leap really far?
Pablo: We can leap to the stars!
Eeyore: Can you bound over lakes?
Tigger: Yeah, we got what it takes!
Daisy Duck: Can you clear a lagoon?
Goofy: We will soar to the moon!
Uniqua, Pablo, Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, Mickey Mouse, Daisy Duck, Goofy, and Pluto: If you say that I can't, that's a line of sand 'cause I betcha, I betcha, I betcha I can! I betcha, I betcha, I betcha I can!
{I Betcha song ends}
{Rabbit didn't see the egg}
Rabbit: Guys, where's the egg?!
Tigger: Look!
{They saw an osprey sea hawk flying by with an egg}
Mickey Mouse: Oh no! No wonder why. That crazy bird took the egg away!
Pablo: But we are the best horse jumpers and egg searchers in Mississippi!
Tigger: Uh, excuse me, no you're not.
Uniqua: Yeah.
Daisy Duck: Perhaps, maybe we just try harder jumps.
{Soon, the burro riders saw the horse riders again}
Uniqua: Yeah. That should prove our bestness once and for all.
Pooh: Hey, look!
Donald Duck: It those silly horse riders.
Minnie Mouse: {Giggles} Looks like they forgot about the race again!
Piglet: Hi there!
{It made the horse riders get attention}
Tigger: Is it? Could it be?
Uniqua: It can't be!
Pooh: What a terrific jumping contest.
Donald Duck: Yeah, but you might want to catch up.
Minnie Mouse: We might get that egg.
{The announcers were on a gate}
Austin: For the second time in this race.
Johnny the Lion: The burro riders have taken the lead!
Tigger: It is the burro riders!
Daisy Duck: And their burro Molasses!
Pablo: How do they do that?
Uniqua: I don't know.
Eeyore: That burro isn't big enough for the both of us.
Rabbit: Quick, let's get that egg!
{The osprey lets go of the egg and Minnie catches it}
Minnie Mouse: You want the egg?
Uniqua: Let's go!
{They all tried to get to the egg, but Minnie throws the egg hard on top of something}
Daisy Duck: There goes the egg again on top of the mountain!
{The horse riders went pass the burro riders again}
Tyrone: Pleasant riding, everyone!
Pooh: Yeah, keep going, Molasses.
Minnie Mouse: Just keep on going.
{Soon, the horse riders were by two mountains}
Mickey Mouse: Well, we're getting closer to the finish line now.
Daisy Duck: It's by these two mountains.
Mickey Mouse: Won't be long now until we beat you four!
Uniqua: See ya at the finish line!
{The jockeys saw the egg by one of the mountain}
Goofy: Guys, look!
Rabbit: There's the egg!
Pablo: Well, we may not know who the best jumper is.
Eeyore: We could be the best climbers.
{The cow folks stopped}
Tigger: Say, what gives?
Daisy Duck: We're also that too.
Mickey Mouse: Do you mean...
Daisy Duck: We mean, a climbing contest.
Pablo: Says who?
Daisy Duck and Mickey Mouse: Says us!
Rabbit: Oh yeah? Prove it!
Goofy: Yeah, it's so on!
{The announcers saw the horse riders again}
Rae: The race is close to an end.
Johnny the Lion: {On speaker} Looks to me like the horse riders left the race again.
{The burro riders heard it by the speaker}
Donald Duck: Well, isn't that interesting.
Minnie Mouse: Seems like they are going to horse around again.
Pooh: But not us.
Piglet: We are just going along.
Tyrone: And that's what we'll do best.
Molasses: {Brays}
{The horse riders were by the mountain on the right}
Rabbit: Our horse Thunder can beat your horse Lightning.
Daisy Duck: Well, I betcha we can climb the mountain without a horse.
Eeyore: Well, that's what we will do too.
Pablo: Yeah, and I think we jockeys can climb up to that hill without a horse and on one foot.
Mickey Mouse: Oh, really?
Tigger: Well, we can do this climbing up the hill thing without a horse, and with no feet.
Rabbit: What?
Eeyore: Huh?
Pablo: How in the world are all of you gonna climb up that hill without any feet?
Uniqua: We don't rightly know.
Daisy Duck: Wait, yes we do! We will scoot up the hill.
Eeyore: Well, let's do that while whistling up the hill.
Rabbit: And do this backwards.
{Everyone gets into backwards position by the hill}
Tigger: On your marks, get set, scoot and whistle!
{They all scooted and whistled while moving backwards up the hill}
Austin: Well, folks, we've seen everything.
Benny the Beast: The greatest cow folks in the world.
Rae: And the greatest jockeys in the world.
Johnny the Lion: They are whistling and scooting up by a hill, backwards.
Leo Lionheart: This is unbelievably awesome!
{The burro riders were moving along}
Tyrone: You getting tired, Molasses?
Pooh: Well, don't worry about that.
Donald Duck: We never horse around.
{Keep Goin' Along song plays}
Tyrone: We're racing against, the best of the best.
Pooh: The horse riders to beat from the east or the west.
Minnie Mouse: They have fast horses who pass every test.
Donald Duck: Them riders should easily win.
Piglet: Us and Molasses, we're all not as quick.
Tyrone: But we'll make our way up to the top.
Minnie Mouse: We'll never get cocky or quit working hard.
Donald Duck: And you'll never see us stop.
Pooh: Oh, we don't lollygag and don't horse around.
Piglet: We don't want to brag, but we're gaining some ground.
Tyrone: Our burro's the best gal that we've ever found.
Minnie Mouse: We all just keep going along.
Piglet: We are approaching the finish line.
Pooh: We've run a good race, my dear friend.
Donald Duck: We will never give up and put our heads down.
Minnie Mouse: We'll race all the way to the end.
Tyrone, Pooh, Piglet, Minnie Mouse, and Donald Duck: Oh, we don't lollygag and we don't horse around. We don't want to brag, but we're gaining some ground. Our burro's the best gal that we've ever found. We both just keep going along.
{We Don't Horse Around song ends}
Tyrone: See that, Molasses?
Pooh: The finish line is just by those two mountains.
Piglet: We will still keep on going.
{The burro riders noticed the horse riders at the top}
Donald Duck: Hmm, I hope none of them horse riders fall off that mountain like hill. We wish we need something to help them break their fall.
Minnie Mouse: {Freaked} Oh dear. Oh dear! What can they do?
{Soon, a bouncy castle appears}
Donald Duck: Minnie?
Minnie Mouse: {Freaked} I don't like it when people fall! What if one of them falls?
Pooh: Minnie.
Minnie Mouse: {Freaked} I hope we don't fall too!
Tyrone: Minnie Mouse!
Minnie Mouse: Yeah?
Pooh: Look!
Minnie Mouse: That bouncy castle can break the fall!
{Meanwhile, the cow folks beat the jockeys at the top}
Uniqua: We're at the top first, as usual.
Mickey Mouse: Ha, take that!
Tigger: Look, guys! There's the egg!
{He got the egg, but didn't see the cliff up ahead}
Daisy Duck: Tigger, watch out!
Tigger: This time, nothing will- {He slips and falls} HAPPEN!
{When Tigger and the egg landed on the bouncy castle, the egg sprung out of his hands and it flew off into the river and away to somewhere else}
Tigger: Say, I wonder how this castle got here? This is horse racing, not Medieval Times.
{The burro riders came up to him}
Pooh: Donald wished for that.
Tigger: Why, you riders, saved me.
Donald Duck: Of course, that's why we will just keep on going.
Tigger: But don't you all get crossed when you don't win and not be the best at something?
Piglet: Well, not really.
Tyrone: Sometimes it's best to have fun with it. Even in a race.
Tigger: Well, since you all are keeping and going, I will help you guys out.
{Tigger joins in with the burro riders as they went along}
Goofy: Guys, look!
Pablo: Look at what?
Daisy Duck: Oh no! It's the burro riders!
Pluto: {Barks "Oh dear"}
Eeyore: And look.
Rabbit: Tigger's helping them!
Mickey Mouse: Hmm, why would he do that?
Daisy Duck: But they can't run out us.
Uniqua: Yeah, they're too slow.
Pablo: Yeah. I guess you're right.
Rabbit: Well, see ya at the bottom.
{The jockeys slid down first}
Mickey Mouse: Whoa, hey!
Daisy Duck: Let's follow them!
{The cow folks slid down to follow the jockeys}
Rabbit: Well, then.
Daisy Duck: Yes! We are the best scooters and whistlers at all times!
Rabbit: No, you're not!
Mickey Mouse: Yes, we are!
Pablo: Nuh-huh!
Pluto: {Barks "Uh-huh"}
Rae: The cow folks and jockeys are once again arguing.
Benny the Beast: While the burro riders get to the finish line.
Johnny the Lion: If they don't think of something, they're gonna lose the race!
Uniqua and Daisy Duck: Oh yeah!
Pablo and Goofy: The race!
{Soon, they were back on their horses}
Pooh: Look! It's the finish line!
Donald Duck: We're going to make it!
Piglet: Just keep going, Molasses!
Goofy: We need to catch up to them!
Uniqua: Yee-haw!
Pablo: Yaw!
{They made their horses go faster}
Austin: And down the final stretch.
Rae: The horse riders are way behind, while the burro riders get closer to the finish line.
Pablo: We're gonna win this!
Daisy Duck: You mean, we're gonna win this!
Pooh: I think we are going to win this.
Austin: This is still anyone's race!
{Soon, Rae takes the photo finish}
Rae: We have a photo finish!
Austin: It's a photo finish!
Leo Lionheart: It's so close, we won't know who won until we see the picture!
Benny the Beast: And we will figure out who gets the trophy.
Pablo: Here it comes!
Mickey Mouse: Oh boy!
Pluto: {Barks "Alright!"}
{When they got the picture out, they saw a picture of Molasses' nose}
Rae: The winner of this race, and by a burro's nose.
Johnny the Lion: The burro riders! Tyrone, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Minnie, Donald, and Molasses!
Uniqua, Pablo, and Pooh's team: The burro riders?!
Pooh: Hooray!
Piglet: Wow!
Donald Duck: Whoopee!
Tigger: Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Tyrone: And Molasses!
Uniqua, Pablo, and Pooh's team: And Molasses?
Rae: Yep, that burro couldn't outsmarted you guys.
Pooh: Way to go, Molasses!
Minnie Mouse: You did great!
Molasses: {Happy brays}
Uniqua: We can't believe it!
Pablo: Me neither!
Mickey Mouse: Well, we can't believe it more.
Goofy: Not more than us.
Pooh: I would say, good job racing, partners.
Tigger: And don't worry about being the best at all times.
Daisy Duck: What do you mean?
Tigger: Well, this is just about having fun in the race.
Tyrone: And we just kept on going. No matter what.
Donald Duck: Maybe you horse riders should've done that.
Mickey Mouse: Yeah, he's right.
Daisy Duck: We're so sorry.
Goofy: So are we.
Johnny the Lion: Here's your trophy, burro riders.
{Johnny gives the trophy to the burro riders}
Donald Duck: And don't worry about the egg.
Minnie Mouse: We will get that egg later.
{Stomach growls}
Tigger: We're getting hungry.
Daisy Duck: Yeah, from all that racing.
Donald Duck: I say, we are all hungry.
Tyrone: Come on, everyone!
Pooh: Let's call it a draw for you horse riders.
Tyrone: And let's go to my house for some blueberry muffins.
Rae: Yummy!
{The Mississippi River transforms back into the backyard}
Rae: It's a photo finish!
Pooh: Just keep on going.
Tigger: Yeehaw!
Tyrone: That was an excellent horse racing adventure, don't you think?
Uniqua: Yeah!
Rae: Amazing!
Pooh: I say, we kept this adventure good!
Goofy: {Laugh} Perfect!
Uniqua, Pablo, Austin, Tyrone, and Pooh's team: We got the whole wide world in our yard to explore! Now it's time for us to have a snack, meet you next time, when, we're, back! With your friends, Pooh's team and the Backyardigans!
Uniqua and Daisy Duck: See ya!
Tyrone and Pooh: See ya next time!
Mickey Mouse: Bye bye!
Piglet: Goodbye!
Donald Duck: See ya later!
Rae: So long!
Johnny the Lion: Bye!
Pluto: {Barks "Bye!"}
{They all went inside to have their snack}
Uniqua and Daisy Duck: Yeehaw!
Pablo and Goofy: Yaw!
{They close the door at the end}
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Trivia[]
- Tigger, Mickey Mouse, Daisy Duck and Pluto are on Uniqua's side of the story.
- Rabbit, Eeyore, and Goofy are on Pablo's side of the story.
- Rae, Johnny, Benny, and Leo are on Austin's side of the story.
- Pooh, Piglet, Donald Duck, and Minnie Mouse are on Tasha's side of the story.
- Third sporty adventure on the show. First was from the surfing adventure and second was from the racing adventure.
- Twenty-sixth that something appears for Pooh's team. First was from the pirate-y adventure, second was from the Tarzan-y adventure, third was from the frozen adventure, fourth was from the rugged Yukon adventure, fifth was from the sneaky adventure, sixth was from the spooky adventure, seventh was from the cowboy adventure, eighth was from the Egyptian adventure, ninth was from the knightly adventure, tenth was from the viking adventure, eleventh was from the castaway adventure, twelfth was from the superhero adventure, thirteenth was from the high-flying adventure, fourteenth was from the cowboy polka adventure, fifteenth was from the surfing adventure, sixteenth was from the racing adventure, seventeenth was from the monster-y adventure, eighteenth was from the ugh-cellent adventure, nineteenth was from the tea party adventure, twentieth was from the martian-y adventure, twenty-second was from the monster adventure, twenty-third was from the Hawaiian adventure, twenty-fourth was from the snowy adventure, and twenty-fifth was from the totally awesome swamp adventure.
- Fourth that Pablo didn't freak out. First was from the monster-y adventure, second was from the martian-y adventure, third was from the mysterious adventure.
- Ring 28's color: Brown with a picture of a trophy
- Music genre in this episode: Klezmer
- Songs in the episode: The Horse Ridin' Cry, When I Win, Betcha I Can, and Keep Goin' Along
- The egg's journey: Hanging by the racetrack grounds, befriended a groundhog that stole it, stuck on a deer's antlers, grabbed by Tyrone's team, thrown by Donald, behind a log, grabbed by Rabbit, swooped by an osprey sea hawk, caught and thrown by Minnie, landed on a mountain, fallen off the mountain, bounced off by a bouncy castle, and flew away across the river.
- Snack: Blueberry muffins