- Fred O'Hare: Can I get a little clarification, here? Is this what the Easter Bunny does now? He just goes house to house, messing up people's lives?
- E.B.: Well, that's just hurtful. Besides, you're selling yourself short. They're going to shove you in the mail room. Well, excuse me, but I happen to think you're better than that. And it is true I think he's better than that.
- Fred O'Hare: You don't KNOW me, okay? We just met.
- E.B.: I can tell. You give off this aura of untapped potential.
- Fred O'Hare: Well, I would've gotten the job if you just stayed in the car!
- E.B.: Shh! Ixnay on the Berets-kay, okay?
- Fred O'Hare: I do? Don't pull that with me, rabbit, okay? I'm too smart for you.
- E.B.: But Fred, I'm serious. You're destined to do something great. I just know it.
- E.B.: Fred: Yeah, I've heard that one before. Again, I'm too smart for you. I don't know that!
- Fred yelps as he saw a car coming, forcing him to move to avoid it in time.
- E.B.: Hey look, what about this? Dog walker?
- Fred O'Hare: No.
- E.B.: TSA Officer?
- Fred O'Hare: No.
- E.B.: What about this one? It looks exciting. "Wind in your hair, hot babe on your arm."
- Fred O'Hare: That's a car ad.
- E.B.: Oh! You should buy that car, then. How about this? "For a good time, call..."
- Fred O'Hare: Okay! Enough of that!
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