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Heathers: The Musical Medley is a Medley song which is a mashup or Medley to all of the Heathers Broadway Musical songs.

Singers[]

List of Songs[]

  • Beautiful
  • Candy Store
  • Fight for Me
  • Candy Store Playoff
  • Freeze Your Brain
  • Big Fun
  • Dead Girl Walking
  • Veronica's Chandler Nightmare
  • Blue
  • Blue (Reprise)
  • Blue Playoff
  • Our Love Is God
  • Seventeen
  • Shine a Light
  • Lifeboat
  • Shine a Light (Reprise)
  • Hey Yo, Westerburg
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend
  • Yo Girl
  • Meant to Be Yours
  • Dead Girl Walking (Reprise)
  • I Am Damaged
  • Seventeen (Reprise)

Lyrics[]

(Olivia Holt)
September 1st, 1989 Dear Diary: I believe I'm a good person. You know, I think that there's good in everyone, but—here we are! First day of senior year! And uh... I look around at these kids that I've known all my life and I ask myself—what happened?

(Daniel Seevey)
Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
It's time for you to prove
You're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

(Michael Conor and Sabrina Carpenter)
Hey, mister no-name kid
So who might you be?
And could you fight for me
Hey, could you face the crowd
Could you be seen with me and still act proud
Hey, could you hold my hand
And could you carry me through no man's land
It's fine if you don't agree
But I would fight for you
If you would fight for me

(Sergio Calderon)
I've been through ten high schools
They start to get blurry
No point planting roots
Cause you're gone in a hurry
My dad keeps two suitcases packed in the den
So it's only a matter of when
I don't learn the names
Don't bother with faces
All I can trust is this concrete oasis
Seems ev'ry time I'm about to despair
There's a 7-11 right there
Each store is the same
From Las Vegas to Boston
Linoleum aisles that I love
To get lost in
I pray at my altar of slush;
Yeah I live for that sweet frozen rush...

Freeze your brain
Suck on that straw
Get lost in the pain
Happiness comes
When everything numbs
Who needs cocaine?
Freeze your brain
Freeze your brain

Care for a hit?

(Drew Ramos)
The folks are gone
It's time for big fun!
(Drew, Sergio and Michael)
Big fun!
(Sergio Calderon)
We're up till dawn
Having some big fun!
(Drew, Sergio and Michael)
Big fun!
(Michael Conor)
When mom and dad forget
To lock the liquor cabinet
It's big fun!
(Drew, Sergio and Michael)
Big fun!

(Emily Osment)
The demon queen of high school has decreed it:
She says Monday, 8AM, I will be deleted
They'll hunt me down in study hall
Stuff and mount me on the wall
Thirty hours to live..
How shall I spend them?

I don't have to stay and die like cattle
I could change my name and ride up to Seattle
But I don't own a motorbike
Wait—here's an option that I like:
Spend these thirty hours gettin' freakay!
Yeah!

I need it hard
I'm a dead girl walkin'
I'm in your yard
I'm a dead girl walkin'
Before they punch my clock
I'm snappin' off your window lock
Got no time to knock
I'm a dead girl walking

(Layne, Tony and Earl)
What did they do to you
That you hate them so?
Don't run from me They're all beat up
Like a tackling dummy!

(Jack Avery, Zach Herron and Emily Osment)
Whoa, whoa!
Everybody was...
Swordfighting in her mouth! Yes, we're convinced it went down right in her mouth!
I hope she rinsed it!
She blew and blew and blew
Like they were balloons
She lapped us up
Like a hearty stew

(Michael Conor and Sabrina Carpenter)
We can start and finish wars
We're what killed the dinosaurs We're the asteroid that's overdue
The dinosaurs choked on the dust
They died because God said they must
The new world needed room
For me and you.

(Jordan Fisher and Selena Gomez)
We're “damaged”
Really “damaged”
But that does not make us “wise”
We're not “special”, we're not “different”
We don't choose who lives or dies
Let's be normal, see bad movies
Sneak a beer and watch TV
We'll bake brownies or go bowling
Don't you want a life with me?
Can't we be seventeen?
That's all I want to do
If you could let me in
I could be good with you

(Drew Ramos, Sergio Calderon, Michael Conor, Sabrina Carpenter, Alessia Cara and Alyson Stoner)
Deep inside of everyone
There's a hot ball of shame
Guilt, regret, anxiety,
Fears we dare not name.
But, if we show the ugly parts
That we hide away,
They turn out to be beautiful
By the light of day.

Why not,
Shine, shine, shine a light,
On your deepest fears!
Let in sunlight now.
And your pain will disappear!
Shine, shine, shine.
And your scars and your flaws,
Will look lovely because you shine!
You shine a light.
Shine, shine, shine a light.
Shine, shine, shine a light.

(Jessie J and Alyson Stoner)
I float in a boat
In a raging black ocean
Low in the water
With no where to go
The tiniest lifeboat
With people I know

Cold, clammy, and crowded
The people smell desperate
We'll sink any minute
So someone must go
The tiniest lifeboat
With the people I know

Everyone's pushing
Everyone's fighting
Storms are approaching
There's nowhere to hide
If I say the wrong thing
Or I wear the wrong outfit
They'll throw me right over the side

(Emily Osment, Alyson Stoner, Hayley Williams and Jessica Simpson)
Stupid child proof caps!
Aww look, Heather's going to
Whine, whine, whine all night!
You don't deserve to live!
Why not kill yourself!
Here have a sedative
Whine, whine, whine!
Like there's no Santa Claus (boo-hoo)
You're pathetic because you whine!

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