< The Unpredictable Cartoon Network Show
This is the ninth episode from season 1, and the overall series of The Unpredictable Cartoon Network Show. The Powerpuff Girls, Finn, Jake, and Dexter have been involved with one of Bloo's craziest antics, which caused all 7 of them to get kicked out of Warner Bros. for discipline (only for a day). The Powerpuff Girls have an idea to promote their shows with a variety show in the streets. Finn and Jake are excited about their idea, but Dexter feels skeptical and Bloo is annoyed by this.
Transcript[]
The episode begins with Bloo pushing Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Finn, Jake, Dexter, and himself into a vent with a rocket blasting in the back of them. They zoomed all over the vents while hitting the steel walls, and disturbing the employees. They all fell into a box of important papers.
PPG, Finn, Jake, & Dexter: UUUUGHHHHHHH...
Bloo: That was terrific!! Let's do it again!!
Dexter: BLOO!! You're gonna get us in trouble!!
Blossom: Now all of these important papers are crumbled up because of your stupid idea!
Bloo: MY IDEA'S NOT STUPID!!
Jake: IS TOO!
Bloo: IS NOT!
Bubbles: IS TOO!
The toons all argue, and the executive (their face blurred out) barged into the room with fury.
Executive: What are all of you doing sitting on important paperwork??
Bubbles, Buttercup, Bloo, Finn, Jake, and Dexter all go behind Blossom.
Buttercup: You answer him...
Blossom: But... [sighs] Bloo put rockets on our backs and have us all slide through the vents all the way here.
Bloo: And it was incredible! I didn't know this would actually work!!
Finn: If these are rockets, then-
The rockets explode and set fire on the important paperwork, and the toons have darkened spots on their backs. The executive breathes heavily rising up all of his anger, then the scene cuts to the toons being literally thrown out of the Warner Bros. Studio. The Powerpuff Girls (who can fly) and Jake (who stretches into a bouncy ball) are the only ones not hitting the ground hard.
Executive: AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL TOMORROW!! [slams door]
Bloo: RUDE!! That executive shouldn't be throwing us out! We're cartoons for crying out loud!!
Finn: Bloo don't you think that's a little...
Dexter: Not every cartoon's suppose to be looney.
Bloo: I was using it as an example!
The screen cuts to the title of the series. After the intro, the Powerpuff Girls, Finn, Jake, Bloo, and Dexter are still outside.
Kicked To The Curve[]
Bubbles: I don't want people to think that we're broke!! I wanna go back studio!
Buttercup: I wanna punch something real badly!!
Blossom: Guys! We can't go back, at least not until tomorrow. It'll only be a couple of hours until we head back to our rooms!
Jake: Tomorrow? I think I'm starting to like this break.
Dexter: Why are you so calm about this? We're still wasting our time-schedule from our jobs!
Bubbles: Blossom might be right, we could still have fun outside!
Buttercup: If we can't work in the studio, maybe we could make our own show out here!
Bloo: That idea is so stu-
Finn: That's a great idea! We can make our own street show!
Dexter: But don't you think the executive would get mad at us for putting our work into the public?
Blossom: Don't worry, Dexter! We won't put new ideas from our shows into this show, we'll just turn this into a variety show!
Dexter: a variety show?
Bubbles: YEAH! We can perform songs, make parodies, and entertain everybody outside!
Bloo: What about staying home and doing whatever we want?
Jake: Nah dude, we still have to do work.
Buttercup: Just because we got kicked out doesn't mean we take a break from work!
Bloo: COME ON!! Why do you want me to do some boring street show in the middle of the sidewalk?
Blossom: If you don't like it, just stay down there on the bench!
Bloo: FINE!! [goes to the bench]
The Variety Show[]
Blossom: Welcome to the Cartoon Cartoons Street Show!! And we're gonna give you a show you'll never forget! You just have to give us a tip in the basket for ratings.
The screen shows that only 4 people and 3 toons (BMO, Muscle Man, and Grizz Bear) are in the audience.
Grizz: WOOHOO!!
BMO: I believe in you!
Bubbles: Wow! We've got a crowd! Our first segment will be a parody of Stranger Things called Loonier Things!
Loonier Things:[]
Blossom: The story begins with Blossom the deliverypuff working so hard to get her promotion! Little did she know, she saw something on the street. [transforms to Deliverypuff Blossom] What's that?
The giant figure swoops down at Blossom and snatches her soul, and her body is seen on the ground like she's only sleeping.
Bubbles: BLOSSOM!!
Buttercup: What happened to her?
Bubbles: She might be sleeping.
Blossom: [whispers] No I'm not, I'm ded.
Bubbles: NO!! BLOSSOM!!
Buttercup: Whoever did this to Blossom is gonna pay!!
Bubbles: I didn't get to tell her about our comic business!
Dexter: Do I have to?
PPG: YES!!
Dexter: You know, there is one way to bring Blossom back. [holds machines with all symbols of a keyboard on it] I've got this machine that could have her communicate with us!
Buttercup: And how do you think this would work, genius?
Dexter: I never said this would work! I'm only doing this for the show.
Buttercup: [turns on machine] Blossom! If it's you, can I borrow your bow?
Machine shows Blossom typing NO WAY! THAT'S MY BOW!!
Bubbles: It is you!! It's so nice to talk to you again! Where are you?
Blossom: [shown inside another dimension inside the wall] I don't know! It's a bit cold, there's junk everywhere, and WHAT IN THE UNCANNY TEMU UNIVERSE IS THAT??
Jake: [as Demigorgon] HI BLOSSOM! REMEMBER ME?
Blossom: Wait, are you the Demidogon?? Why did you stop in the middle of the street! I could've killed you!
Jake: Because I can!
Blossom: If you're here too, then you also must be ded!
Jake: YOU GOT ME!! I WANNA GO BACK TO LIFE!! I was cursed into this mutant form, and I just want to turn back to a normal stretchy dog, man!
Blossom: You're suppose to be evil!
Jake: Oh. I'll just have to trap you here forever!!
Blossom: Hey, look! The portal's opening up!
Dexter: [pulls them out] There, now you're free to go! Can I go back to my laboratory?
The background goes back to the streets, and 2 people left.
Buttercup: Not until we do our next segment!
Muscle Man: You know who else tried to make a street show and doesn't want to leave to their own home to have self care?
Buttercup quickly throws Muscle Man back to the Warner Bros. Building.
Buttercup: Finn, Jake, you're next.
Finn: What's up everybody? It's time for Finn and Jake's Magic Time!
Finn and Jake's Magic Time:[]
Jake: For our first trick, I will pull a rabbit out of this hat! [pulls out a carrot] Huh? Must be his lunch. Now, I will pull out a rabbit! [pulls out a Book For Dummies] HEY!! I'm not a dummy!
Finn: Maybe I should pull him out. [pulls out a throw blanket] WHAT THE?
Finn and Jake keep pulling out random objects in stress, and the rabbit finally comes out.
Rabbit: ALRIGHT!! I'M HERE!! You dorks don't know how to treat me right!
Jake: Don't say that, we're new to this!
Rabbit: Don't say that, we're new to this! HAH! You two are noobs, you're gonna make me takeover this show whatever you like it or not!! Unless you have somewhere to be!
Bubbles: You can't takeover our show! You're not the one who's got kicked out of here, because of you know who...
Bloo: [wakes up still on the bench] HEY!!! I'M LEAVING!!
Buttercup: FINE! We don't need you for this street show anyway!
Rabbit: What are you gonna-
The Powerpuff Girls immediately pull him out of the hat and beat him up. They finish him by throwing him to another galaxy.
Buttercup: Don't worry, he's gone!
Jake: Uh, girls, I gotta head back to Rainicorn's. She's probably worrying about me.
Blossom: See you tomorrow Jake!
Finn: [saw Jake left] Can I go too?
PPG: NOT YET!!
Bubbles: NOT AFTER WE FINISH THIS SONG!!
If I Ever Fall In Love:[]
The Powerpuff Girls start singing Shai's If I Ever Fall in Love.
Blossom: The very first time that I saw your brown eyes
Your lips said
PPG: "Hello"
Blossom: and I said "Hi"
I knew right then you were the one
Bubbles: But I was caught up in physical attraction
But to my satisfaction
Buttercup: Baby, you were more than just a phase
And If I ever
PPG: Ever fall
Blossom: In love
PPG: Agaaaaain
Blossom: I will be
PPG: Sure that the toon is just a frieeeee-
Dexter: [interrupts] STOP IT!! This show isn't going anywhere! You're just making this whole thing up as it goes!
Finn: It's getting late, I'm gonna head out. [leaves]
Dexter: We should be!
Blossom: FINE! LEAVE!
Buttercup: Don't go crying at us when we become successful street performers!
Dexter: You already are! That's the whole point! You don't need to do this anymore!
Bubbles: BYE DEXTER!
Dexter: [to himself while leaving] I tried to warn them.
Blossom: They'll come back!
Buttercup: Let's go back to the song!
Night Falls[]
The Powerpuff Girls are singing with tired voices, and no one is out in the dark but themselves.
Bubbles: That was... fun...
Buttercup: So... wanna sing again?
Blossom: I don't know...
Bubbles: But there's only 2 hours left until tomorrow! We'll be at Warner Bros. early!
Blossom: Alright... just until... Zzzz...
Buttercup: Blossom! Stop sleepin... Zzz..
Bubbles: Not you... tooooooooo.... Zzzzzzz...
The Next Day[]
Bloo and the Powerpuff Girls (sleepy) are in Craig McCracken's office.
Craig McCracken: Bloo, girls, I'm gonna give y'all a little break from work. Just so anything like this won't happen again. Understand.
Bloo: At least I'm not the only one who messed up! Just look at the Powerpuff Girls!
Blossom: [suddenly wakes up] Huh? What? What did we miss?
The End!!
Trivia[]
- The toons make a Muppet Show-like variety show
- They make a parody of Stranger Things called Loonier Things
- The Powerpuff Girls sing If I Ever Fall In Love with minor change
Petition[]
Greg Cipes Petition: https://c.org/6NG4Wk52hz