< The Unpredictable Cartoon Network Show
This is the seventh episode from season 1, and the overall series of The Unpredictable Cartoon Network Show. The Powerpuff Girls make a pretend court to make Bloo admit the reason why he crashed down the ceiling with an axe and a basket of breadsticks. They also brung in their other friends as witnesses.
Transcript[]
The episode begins with Bloo entering the Powerpuff Girls' WB office room in a casual way.
Bloo: HEY GUYS!! Yesterday was crazy with those relatives of yours!
The Powerpuff Girls: [groan loudly] AAUUUUUGGHHHHH!!
Bloo: Why are you groaning at me like that? It's not like I did anything wrong yesterday!
Buttercup: You did!
Blossom: See that hole in the ceiling? You crashed right here while holding an axe and breadsticks! BREADSTICKS!!
Bloo: Yeah! And they were free!! Olive Garden was offering me free breadsticks!
Bubbles: But why we're you holding an axe?!
Bloo: Nevermind! Let's go play some videogames!
The Powerpuff Girls block him with their super strength.
Bloo: HEY!!! LET ME GO THROUGH!!
Buttercup: No! We're not gonna let you go through until you tell us the whole story!
Blossom: Unless we're suing.
Bloo: YOU'RE SUING ME???
Blossom: We're not actually gonna sue you, but we're still gonna have court about this.
Bubbles: How can we have court without suing anybody?
Blossom: Easy, [puts on judge wig] we'll just have pretend court!
Bubbles and Buttercup: Ohhh!
Bloo: Pretend court? What kind of game is that?
Buttercup: It's a way for us to not lose a lot of money! Unless you want to!
Bloo: No!! It'll still be unfair like real court!
Blossom: Bloo, nothing's really unfair when you think about it! You're just thinking about it in a different way! [music plays] Let us show you, the right way!
Bloo: [looks around the room] Where's that music coming from??
Fair but so Uncool[]
The Powerpuff Girls sing Earth Wind & Fire's Fair but so Uncool.
Blossom: Glory seeker, fortune hound
Don't you ever break it on down?
Bubbles: Ain't you been to school, yeah?
Ain't you learned the rules?
Buttercup: Ain't you paid some dues?
Life you need is fair, fair but so uncool
PPG: Life is fair, is fair, but so uncool
Life is fair, is fair, but so uncool
Life is fair, is fair, but so uncool
Bubbles: Rip-off artist shootin' down
If you dig, yeah, you're a clown
Buttercup: Can't you understand, yeah?
Can't you lend a hand?
Blossom: Can't you be a man?
Life you lead is fair, fair but so uncool
Cavepuff Girls: [entering the room] Life is fair, is fair, but so uncool
Life is fair, is fair, but so uncool
PPG & Cavepuff Girls: Life is fair, is fair, but so uncool
Buttercup: Greedy joker slidin' by
Dealin' Joneses with a high
Jake: Don't cha see it's wrong?
Don't cha wait too long
Don't cha hear this song?
Life is fair, is fair, but so uncool
PPG, Jake, and Cavepuff Girls: Life is fair, is fair, but so uncool
Life is fair, is fair, but so uncool
Life is fair, is fair, but so uncool
Blossom: Time is passin', time is gone
Meet your mirror further on
Bubbles: Won't you ever yearn?
Ever yearn to learn?
Buttercup: Won't ya take ya turn, yeah?
Life you lead is fair, fair but so uncool
PPG, Jake, and Cavepuff Girls: Life is fair, is fair, but so uncool
Life is fair, is fair, but so uncool
Life is fair, is fair, but so uncool
The song ends with the Cavepuff Girls leaving the building.
Bloo: Did they really need to come over here just for that song?
Bubbles: Yeah! That's what happens all the time!
Jake: But what if someone's in the bathroom singing?
The Powerpuff Girls look at each other disturbed.
Blossom: Okay! Let's just move on to the trial!!
The Trial[]
The scene cuts to the office room turned into a court using a poster as audience, a table with a sheet over it as the judge's desk, and cardboard for decoration. A parody of court music plays in the background as the Powerpuff Girls (Blossom as the judge, Bubbles as the assistant, and Buttercup as the guard) call Bloo over.
Buttercup: OVER HERE!!
Bubbles: BLOO!! HURRY UP!!
Blossom: WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY! [looks down at watch] Actually, we do.
Bloo: FINE!! [shuffles to the room with a bowtie on his chest drawn by black marker]
Buttercup: [snickers] You're lucky you got a huge ego. Otherwise, this would be so embarrassing for you.
Bloo: HEY!!
Blossom: Bloo, you promise to tell the truth, and nothing BUT the truth?
Bloo: Why?
Blossom: Because lying would just make you get into more trouble!!
Bloo: Alright, yes, I guess...
Bubbles: [uses sonic volume] SAY YES LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!!
Bloo: AHH!! YES!!
Bubbles: [cute face] Good!
Jake: Tell us the whole story about how you crashed down the ceiling in the first place.
Bloo: Oh, I'll tell you! It all started when I just noticed there was a shutdown yesterday! [flashback to yesterday with Bloo in his room] I was excited because this was my chance of having the greatest break ever! All I had to do was to go to Olive Garden for FREE FOOD!!
PPG: FREE FOOD??
Buttercup: Bloo, everyone knows that nothing's truly free. You still need to pay for another food with it in the restaurant!
Bloo: That's not what I thought of at the time! Moving on! I was about to go to Olive Garden, but I did know the directions! So, I "borrowed" Skips's axe and used it to make shortcuts to the restaurant!
Jake: You STOLE FROM SKIPS??
Bloo: I said BORROWED!! Mordicai and Rigby gave it to me!
Bubbles: They were there too?!
Blossom: In that case, BRING IN THE WITNESSES!!
Buttercup drags Mordicai and Rigby into the room.
Mordicai: DUDE, LET US GO!!
Rigby: We're gonna be late for work!!
Buttercup: Since when you two care about work?
Rigby: Good point.
Jake: Well, Mordicai and Rigby... Why did you two give Bloo Skips's axe? You know he always causes trouble!
Rigby: Mordicai thought it was a good idea to-
Mordicai: DUDE STOP!! I was thinking that it was a brilliant idea to let Bloo get to the restaurant faster so he wouldn't destroy anything if he was late.
Rigby: I was about to say that...
Blossom: How would you know if Bloo would get destructive if he did ended up late?
Mordicai: Well...
The scene cuts to the last time Bloo was late for an event.
Bloo: AAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! [throws chairs around and hit one through the window while running away]
Cuts back to present.
Bubbles: He WHAT?!?!
Bloo: Come on! It was just a phase I was going through!
Buttercup: Can we continue the story??
Blossom, Bubbles, Bloo, Jake, Mordicai, and Rigby: [mutter] Alright...
Bloo: [narrates] ANYWAY, after chopping down every fence that blocked my way, I've finally made it to OLIVE GARDEN!! I can already taste those juicy breadsticks! I decided to take every free breadstick I can find, then those stupid workers came and saw me eating! They're like "OH! You can't eat all those blah blah breadsticks because blah blah blah! No room for others!!" They kicked me out of the restaurant! Eh, they were annoying anyway, and I still have the last breadstick basket!
Jake: I don't even remember a single word you said. Except for you being kicked out of the restaurant because you grabbed all of the breadsticks.
Blossom: Uh huh, but how did you crashed through the ceiling?
Bloo: All I did was borrowed Brainiac Gremlin's rocket! He wanted me to test it out for a bit. Those workers kept chasing me! I had to get out of there somehow!
Bubbles: Good job Bloo! That's all we need to know! Now, let's see if you told the truth! [bangs the recorder inside Blossom's lie detector box]
Blossom: HEY!! YOU BETTER NOT RUIN MY LIE DETECTOR BOX!!
Rigby: This is yours?
Buttercup: Where did you get this?
Blossom: It was a gift from Dexter!
Jake: [smugs] Heh? Heh? Am I right or what?
Mordicai, Rigby, Bloo, and Buttercup laugh.
Blossom: [bangs] QUIET!!
Bubbles: You mean about those Blossom and Dexter ships?
Blossom: [sighs] Again with these... Just because the community is shipping random toons together, doesn't mean every ship will be true.
Jake: Sure it won't!
The lie detector beeps showing that the results are ready.
Blossom: It looks like you LIED!!
Bloo: WHAT?? I TOLD THE TRUTH!! Bubbles must've broken the lie detector!!
Bubbles: I DIDN'T BREAK IT!!
Buttercup: If she did, she would've used her laser beams! This machine is Chemical X-proof!
Blossom: It says you lied about Mordicai and Rigby "borrowing" Skips's axe to you, even though you FORCED them to steal his axe!
Rigby: See? This is why I wanted to talk!
Bubbles: Bloo also lied about Brainiac Gremlin wanting him to keep it for a test! He actually STOLE IT FROM HIM!!
Buttercup: And when he said that the workers only kicked him out because of breadsticks! He also stole every other food in the restaurant!
Jake: That's why I smell tomato sauce!
Bloo: I DIDN'T STEAL ANY OTHER FOOD! ONLY BREADSTICKS!!
Blossom: Uh huh, then why's the evidence inside you then? Hmm?
Mordicai: Ooh! You're getting in a deeper hole right now!
Bloo: SHUT UP!!
Bubbles: Now for the moment of truth, Bloo! You, are... GUILTY!!
Bloo: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Buttercup: Your only option is to fix the hole up with us Powerpuff Girls helping you, or stay in pretend prison?
Bloo: What's pretend prison?
Jake: It's where the Powerpuff Girls get to boss you around for a whole day. I've been there before, and they can be rough when they use their imaginations.
Bloo: FINE!! I'll fix the hole!
Blossom: Congratulations Bloo, you've passed the pretend court! Now you know what not to do at court!
Bubbles: Yeah! Especially lying!
Jake: Mordicai and Rigby are now free to go!
Rigby: FINALLY!
Mordicai: Don't push it.
Buttercup: [shoves them out the door and shuts it] There!
Labor Time[]
Jake: All of that pretend court made me tired...
Blossom: Wanna play videogames?
Bloo: OF COURSE I WANNA PLAY VIDEOGAMES!
Bubbles: AFTER we fix this hole up!!
Bloo: Come on! That's gonna take forever!!
Buttercup: Not for us Powerpuff Girls! All you have to do is glue the bricks together as we carry them!
The scene cuts to the Powerpuff Girls (passing the bricks) and Bloo (holding a brush with cement on it) fixing the ceiling.
Blossom: You have to put more glue on it!
Bubbles: But not too much, unless it crumbles apart!
Bloo: I know, I know!
Brainiac Gremlin: [busts the door down] MY ROCKET!!!
The End!!
Trivia[]
- A continuation of the last episode Cave Heroes Meet City Heroes
- The Powerpuff Girls, Cavepuff Girls, And Jake the Dog sing Earth Wind & Fire's Fair but so Uncool
- Bloo was so busy trying to get free breadsticks from a real-life restaurant called Olive Garden
- This is Brainiac Gremlin's debut in the series, originally from The Gremlins
- Jake the Dog continues to talk about the Blossom and Dexter fanships
Petition[]
Greg Cipes Petition: https://c.org/6NG4Wk52hz