[Steven is in his bed, flicking through different movies to watch on the TV]
Steven: Hm, what should I watch? Hard choice... [looks at Treasure Island] no... [looks at Tarzan] absolutely not!! [looks at The UnZappables] Ugh... [takes out phone and calls Connie] Hey, Connie...
Connie: Hey, Steven! What's up?
Steven: Well, I'm looking for movies to watch tonight... y'know, it's Friday night, might as well get in the spirit of it...
Connie: Hm... I recommend Hercules. It's amazing.
Steven: No, no, no, I'm not in the mood for an action movie. I actually want to watch a detective movie.
Connie: Sorry, I haven't seen a lot of detective movies, but my dad loves them and has a bunch of DVDs of them. I'll come over to your house to help you out.
Steven: Sounds like a good idea. Bye Connie!
Connie: Bye, Steven! [hangs up]
Steven: [sighs as he falls into his bed, and the camera slowly zooms into his brain, showing him imagining he was a detective]
K.O.: Steven! Detective Steven!! Help!!
Steven: [runs up] What's wrong, K.O.?
K.O.: Someone has kidnapped Dendy!
Steven: Really? I'm on the case. [looks around] Hm... no fingerprints... footprints, or anything, here! Damn, this suspect is tidy!
K.O.: Wait, look! [points at a note] A note!
Steven: A note? Notes are always interesting... [picks it up] It says... [reads note] "Bye, everyone! I had to go home to catch up on my coding. See you tomorrow! - Dendy" ...Huh, seems like we've solved the case! Dendy was the suspect! She left on her own!
K.O.: Thank you greatly, Detective Steven!
Steven: Oh, I couldn't have done it without you! [zooms out of his brain] Without you... without you...
[Connie is outside Steven's house]
Connie: Steven! Steven!! I brought detective movie DVDs!
Steven: Awesome! Come in.
[Connie is showing Steven the DVDs of detective movies]
Connie: Dick Tracy... Last Action Hero... Nancy Drew and the Hidden Staircase... Who Framed Roger Rabbit... and don't forget-
Steven: Wait, wait, wait!! Did you say... Who Framed Roger Rabbit? That's my favorite detective movie! I've only seen it once!! I could do almost anything to watch it again!!
Connie: Okay! Let's put that in! [hands Steven the DVD]
Steven: [puts in the DVD as the movie begins]
Connie: Let's watch.....
Steven: Okay. [falls into his bed as we zoom into his brain once again]
Tails: Steven! Detective Steven!!
Steven: I'm here!! What's wrong?
Tails: Someone stole Sonic's breakfast...
Steven: Hm... interesting, but not important enough for my attention.
Tails: Please, Steven!!
Steven: Oh, okay...
Tails: Thank you!
Steven: Right... I need to call Amy Rose, Knuckles, and Dr. Eggman.
Tails: Right.
Steven: [calls Amy Rose] Hey, Amy! Have you seen Sonic's breakfast?
Amy Rose: Uh... no?
Steven: Okay...
Amy Rose: Now leave me alone, I just woke up!! [hangs up]
Steven: Wasn't Amy Rose... next, Knuckles. [calls Knuckles] Hey, Knuckles... Sonic's breakfast has been stolen... do you have any idea where it is?
Knuckles: Sorry, man, but no, I haven't.
Steven: [groans as he hangs up and calls Dr. Eggman] Hey Eggman, have you seen Sonic's breakfast?
Dr. Eggman: What? No!! I'm eating my breakfast!! Eggs and bacon!! [hangs up]
Steven: [sighs] No lu- wait... what was Sonic having?
Tails: Eggs and bacon?
Steven: A-ha! It was Eggman! Eggman stole Sonic's breakfast!!
Tails: Thank you so much, Detective Steven!!
Steven: Uh... no problem.
Tails: I'm gonna run off to get Sonic's breakfast back. [runs off]
Steven: Well, at least I got the job done... [zooms out of his brain] Done... done...
Connie: Steven, wake up! This is the scene where Eddie and Roger are stuck in the house!
Steven: Oh! Okay!!
Connie: What's wrong?
Steven: I'm just a little tired, that's all...
Connie: Are you sure?
Steven: Yes!!
Connie: I don't believe you... tell me what's wrong... what's really wrong...
Steven: Well... I keep having these short dreams, where I imagine myself as a detective like Roger Rabbit himself...
Connie: Okay... continue...
Steven: I had one just a few minutes ago where K.O. thought someone kidnapped Dendy...
Connie: Go on...
Steven: And one after that where Dr. Eggman stole Sonic's breakfast...
Connie: Interesting. When did this start?
Steven: About a week ago...
Connie: Oh... okay.
Steven: I can't stop thinking about it.
Amethyst: [comes over] What's wrong, buddy?
Steven: Connie, may you explain?
Connie: Of course.
Amethyst: Well, speak up man.
Connie: Steven's been having these weird dreams where he would imagine that he was a detective, doing stuff like searching for Dendy, or finding Sonic's breakfast.
Amethyst: Huh, that's interesting.
Steven: Yep, interesting indeed... [camera zooms into his brain once again]
Trickshot: Steven! Detective Steven!! Help!!
Steven: [comes over] What's going on this time...
Trickshot: Pocket's sandwich is tuna, not bacon.
Steven: Ugh... listen, this is the forty-fifth time I've done this!
Trickshot: Uh...
Steven: TODAY!!
Trickshot: AARGH!! Okay, please do it?
Steven: Okay... sorry I lost my temper.
Trickshot: It's okay...
Steven: I can't seem to catch a break... [zooms out of his brain] Break... break... AAH! It happened again.
Amethyst: Hm. I'm gonna go tell Garnet and Pearl. [walks over to Garnet and Pearl]
Garnet: Hey, Amethyst!
Amethyst: Hi, guys.
Pearl: What's wrong?
Amethyst: Something's wrong with Steven. He keeps imagining that he's a detective, constantly. It's been going on for a while, too. I've noticed it.
Garnet: Hm... bring him over here.
Amethyst: Okay. [brings Steven over]
Steven: Hey, guys...
Garnet: Steven, what's this about imagining that you're a detective?
Steven: ...I can explain. These short dreams are really bugging me, and I hope they g- [zooms into his brain once again]
Nico: Steven! Detective Steven!! Help!!
Steven: [comes] WHAT NOW?!?!
Nico: I know you're not in the mood, but do you have ice cream?
Steven: NO!!!!!! [zooms out of his brain] No... no... AAH! There it was again!!
Garnet: Interesting... I have a good idea for a solution.
Pearl: What's that, exactly?
Garnet: The diamonds.
Scene 2: The Diamonds at Homeworld
[On Homeworld, Steven and the Crystal Gems arrived at Homeworld]
Steven: Are you sure about this?
Amethyst: Well, it was Garnet who decided this, not me, so I wouldn't know...
Steven: [sighs]
Pearl: Don't worry, Steven, we'll get this issue sorted out...
Steven: IT'S NOT AN ISSUE!! [turns pink]
Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl: [gasps]
Steven: [turns back to normal] Sorry, guys... That's strange, I thought my pink powers were gone after you guys made me feel better when I was transformed into a monster.
Amethyst: It's okay, man, but you really gotta get this sorted out.
Steven: I suppose you're right...
[As a bunch of gems walk by, Spinel, comes through the door, finds Steven and the gems and greets them]
Spinel: Steven!! [runs up to him] Gee, it's so great to see you again!!
Steven: Yeah, greater than I expected....
Spinel: Ah, the Crystal Gems, so nice of you guys to drop by at Homeworld. So swell!!
Steven: Actually, we're here for a reason.
Garnet: He's been imagining that he was a detective by helping others, and it keeps coming back to him.
Spinel: Hm... I think the Diamonds can help with that.
Steven: That's what Garnet was saying.
Spinel: They're great at dealing with this sort of thing.
Steven: I remember last time I went to Homeworld for help...
Spinel: Yeah, me too... But for some reason you ran away from us.
Steven: I know, and I'm sorry. These days are behind me.
Spinel: Don't worry, it's ok.
Steven: I even remember causing a rampage in Beach City...
[Flashback]
Steven: [narrating] I kept running away from the others, not letting anyone know my secret, until they surrounded me, and that's when I let out my tantrum, I was corrupted, and then I transformed into a hideous monster... Then I started to wreck everything, and then you guys tried to stop me, by telling me how you guys feel, and that made me sad, then Connie kissed me, when I transformed back to my normal self while I was crying, feeling guilty about this....
[Flashback ends]
Spinel: Gee, that really was crazy...
Steven: Yeah, I know, I wish I could forget about that day...
Amethyst: So do us, man...
Pearl: It really was intense, and I'm glad you've learned to get calmer.
Garnet: Guys! Let's get back to the point.
Steven: Spinel, before we go see the diamonds, I just gotta ask, has anything like this happened to you before?
Spinel: ...What?
Steven: [sighs] I was gonna ask for advice...
Spinel: Don't worry, the diamonds have good advice.
Pearl: Good...
[Spinel, Steven and the Crystal Gems walkthrough Homeworld to get to the Diamonds]
Steven: Wow. Homeworld's really doing well here.
Spinel: I know, right? Some gems are calling it Era 4!
Steven: Really? We just moved into Era 3!! [laughs]
Spinel: Gee, the gems here can be crazy, sometimes...
Amethyst: So where are you taking us first Spinel?
Spinel: Well, I'm thinking we should see Blue first.
Steven: Blue it is, then.
Spinel: Blue will make you feel calm... Yellow will make you feel ready... and White will make you feel better.
Steven: Nice order.
Spinel: Thanks, she's this way.
Steven: So what are waiting for! Let's g- [zooms into his brain once again]
Sonic: Do you like bacon?
Nico: I WANT ICE CREAM!!!
Pocket: I HATE TUNA!!!
K.O.: Dendy has another note!
Sonic, Nico, Pocket, and K.O.: DETECTIVE STEVEN, HELP US!!!!!
Steven: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [zooms out of his brain] Anymore... anymore...
Spinel: Let's just go see her.
[Steven is in Blue Diamond's room]
Blue Diamond: Okay... the gems were telling me to see you... why?
Steven: I keep having these weird, short dreams where I'd imagine I was a detective.
Blue Diamond: Hm, interesting.
Steven: Interesting, indeed.
Blue Diamond: Well, I have a perfect solution for that.
Garnet: What is it?
Pearl: Yeah.
Blue Diamond: Well, I'll be with Steven. You guys can leave.
[Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl and Spinel leave]
Blue Diamond: Okay. Breathe in...
Steven: [inhales]
Blue Diamond: Breathe out.
Steven: [exhales]
Blue Diamond: Continue...
Steven: [inhales, then exhales, then inhales, then exhales, and repeats multiple times]
Blue Diamond: Okay. Now, lie down.
Steven: [lies down on the floor]
Blue Diamond: Finally, try to forget everything that comes into your mind. Block it out. Keep it clear.
Steven: Okay... [camera zooms into his brain]
[Nothing is happening, and the only one there is Steven]
Steven: Huh? What's going on? Hello?
[Nico suddenly comes into his brain]
Nico: ICE CR- [disappears]
Steven: Wha-? Nothing's happening... I finally got a break... why is Nico here all of a sudden?
[Trickshot suddenly comes into his brain]
Trickshot: What did I te- [disappears]
Steven: Oh, I get it... it's those thoughts! They creep into my brain, and I block them instantly... if only I could continue to do so... [zooms out of his brain]
Blue Diamond: Okay, Steven... do you feel better...?
Steven: [wakes up] Huh? Oh... kind of... I get the basics of it... whenever something comes into my mind...
Blue Diamond: You block it.
Steven: Yes, yes, yes...
Blue Diamond: Well, I suppose you could move on to Yellow Diamond now...
Steven: Yeah, she has pretty strong skills...
Blue Diamond: Yes, I suppose so...
Steven: Alright....
Spinel: [comes in] Hey, guys!
Steven: Hi!
Spinel: White Diamond's here with Yellow!
Pearl: Really?!
Garnet: Well, that makes sense...
White Diamond: Yellow Diamond wants you to go to her room.
Yellow Diamond: I'm gonna give you some motivation.
Steven: Okay.
Garnet: Good luck.
[At Yellow Diamond's room]
Steven: Uh... hi.
Yellow Diamond: Hello... Did Blue Diamond make you feel more relaxed?
Steven: Yeah...
Yellow Diamond: Good.
Steven: ...So, what next?
Yellow Diamond: I suppose, we could make you feel like you're ready. Energize you.
Steven: Sounds like a good idea, but how are we gonna do that?
Yellow Diamond: Let it out.
Steven: Wha-?
Yellow Diamond: Let everything out. You've cleared your mind. Now it's time to clear your body.
Steven: How, exactly?
Yellow Diamond: Climb all the way to the ceiling. [points to the ceiling]
Steven: Easy, I could just float up there...
Yellow Diamond: Without floating.
Steven: W-what?! That- ...I can't do that...
Yellow Diamond: I believe you can... remember how you climbed Spinel's giant drill?
Steven: ...Oh yeah... but that's because my body was really forcing it, it won't work here!!
Yellow Diamond: Oh, it will...
Steven: You sure about this? I'm a little nervous...
Yellow Diamond: Yes I am... trust me.
Steven: Fine. Let's do it.
[Montage of Steven trying to climb the wall but falling over]
Yellow Diamond: [sighs] Try harder!!
Steven: I'm trying!! [turns pink]
Yellow Diamond: [gasps]
Steven: [turns back to normal] Oops, sorry...
Yellow Diamond: It's okay... continue!!
Steven: Okay! Okay!![he finally does it]
Yellow Diamond: Woah...
Steven: I did it! I climbed to the ceiling! I completed the challenge!! Now what?
Yellow Diamond: Just stay there.
Steven: Huh?
Yellow Diamond: If you get down, where's the proudness of it all, the challenge, the power?
Steven: Uh...
Yellow Diamond: [sighs] What I'm saying is that you should just stay there.
Steven: Ok? [falls] WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH [hits the ground] Oof! Uh... or not...
[Spinel and the others come in]
Spinel: Did it work?
Steven: S-sorta. I do feel ready. [punches the air] Ha! Yeah, I do! I certainly feel ready! I LOVE IT!!!
Yellow Diamond: Ha-ha!!
Garnet: Now it's time to go see White Diamond.
Pearl: Yep.
Amethyst: Let's go.
Steven: WILL YOU GUYS JUST LET ME TAKE MY TIME ALREADY!!! [turns pink]
Garnet: Steven, there it is again, you have to stop!!
Steven: [turns back to normal] Sorry... it's like I can't control this...
Amethyst: Dude, what's the matter with you?! We already healed you after you turned into a monster and now your pink powers are back! How did that come back to you?!
Steven: I.... I had no idea....
Pearl: We'll worry about that later... For now, let's go see White Diamond, she's probably waiting.
Steven: Good idea. Let's go.
Spinel: Right this way, my friends!
Steven: Okay.
[They come to a door and stare at it for a few seconds]
Steven: What's going on? Why isn't it opening?
Spinel: White Diamond came up with a password.
Steven: Uh, what password?
Spinel: [whispers at the door] Spinel...
[The door opens]
Steven: Spinel, making the password your name isn't very clever.
Spinel: I know, I know...
Steven: [sighs]
Spinel: Well good luck, Steven...
[Steven enters White Diamond's room]
White Diamond: Why, hello, there, Steven.
Steven: Uh... hi?
White Diamond: Well, then... What brings you here?
Steven: I keep having these weird dreams that I'm a detective... it's been going on for a week... it's making my pink powers come back, too.... [sighs] Could you do anything to help?
White Diamond: Hmmmm... oh, I know...
Steven: Anything, White Diamond.
White Diamond: Well, why don't you try to meditate for a while...
Steven: That sounds great! But how?
White Diamond: For example, relax and think of all the things you like...
Steven: Hm... that's... uh...
White Diamond: Let's begin shall we? [sighs]
Steven: Alright... [meditates]
White Diamond: How do you feel?
Steven: G-great, better. Does that mean I can go, now?
White Diamond: No, this is just the beginning.
Steven: Well, what next?
White Diamond: Hm... Think of all your favorite things that happened in your childhood.
Steven: Oh! Really?
White Diamond: Yes.
Steven: Okay then... [thinks] Now, he-he, what comes to mind? I... I guess there's the time where all guys saved me at the... when, I... was a monster- no!! Don't think about that, me... I ain't comfortable with that...
White Diamond: You okay, li'l guy?
Steven: Y-yeah, I'm fine...
White Diamond: Doesn't look like it...
Steven: Trust me, I'm doing great!!
White Diamond: Listen here, you little... ugh, whatever... As I was saying, listen here, I know something is wrong when I see it.
Steven: Oh, really...
White Diamond: Yes... [holds Steven up]
Steven: Geez, so much for "think of all your fa"-
White Diamond: I'm not doing this to harm you... I'm doing this out of love.
Steven: Right... out of love.
White Diamond: Okay, meditation number three... AKA, "the last one", but of course, you're welcome to come back any time...
Steven: Now what?
White Diamond: Our last mediation... feel as if your body is light as a pebble?
Steven: [looks around] No, not really...
White Diamond: Are you sure...?
Steven: No, I'm not as- [feels light] actually... I do.
White Diamond: Well, that's good... you will begin to float.
Steven: WHA-?!
White Diamond: Calm down, it ain't a big deal...
Steven: O-ok... if you say so... [he starts to float] Oh boy, there it is...
White Diamond: Yeah. Yeah.
Steven: It's... it's weird.
White Diamond: Good. Then, you'll feel all the thoughts flee from your mind.
Steven: [thinks] Hm...
White Diamond: There, there...
Steven: I wonder when- [he stops thinking]
White Diamond: It's happening, yes?
Steven: [stares at her with a blank face]
White Diamond: That's what I thought.
[They stare at each other]
White Diamond: You can stop, now...
Steven: [starts thinking again] Okay...
White Diamond: Better, now?
Steven: Yeah! I haven't had any detective issues since.
White Diamond: Right. You can go, now.
Steven: Of course.
[The door opens]
Spinel: How did it go?
Steven: It went great!! I feel so much better...
Spinel: Well, it seems as if you can go back home for now...
Garnet: Spinel's right. Let's go, Steven.
Steven: Coming! [runs up to them]
Pearl: Thank you so much for your help, White Diamond.
White Diamond: No problem. Like I said, you can see me anytime you want.
Steven: Oh, I think we're quite okay, for now...
White Diamond: Well, okay, then... off you go.
[They walk through the hallway]
Steven: Goodbye, White Diamond! Goodbye, Spinel! [waves goodbye]
White Diamond and Spinel: Bye! [They wave goodbye, as Spinel leaves the scene to entertain more gems, and the door closes]
Steven: Ah, all fixed. What did you guys do while I was gone?
Garnet: Well, Spinel had a blast telling us jokes.
Pearl: Yes, it was good at first, but then it got old...
Amethyst: You guys have your own opinion, but I enjoyed it!!
Pearl: Well, that's gr-
White Diamond: [off-screen, she screams in pain]
[The gems stop for a second]
Steven: Oh no...
Scene 3: Testimony No. 1
[Four incompetent spies, Viktor, Natasha, Pierre and Lorraine are standing in the streets of New Sanfranyorkyo, as text appears, saying "One month earlier"]
Natasha: How many times must I tell you, the diamond exists! See, that Mr. Universe guy, he had something sorta familiar in his bellybutton.
Pierre: Listen up, Mrs. Einstein, I know everything there is to know about the diamond, and lemme just tell you that it ain't real, you better believe me...
Natasha: Nope, wrong... anyway, I was the one who actually watched the footage caught by Killborne.
Pierre: Killborne?! The legendary Killborne let you watch his foota- ugh, what a-
Viktor: GUYS!! We're wasting time here because of your arrogance. Lemme just say, Natasha's right, Pierre, you're wrong.
Pierre: What the-? Who on Jiminy Cricket's court said I was wrong?!
Lorraine: Mr. Killborne!!
Pierre: I know it seems obvious that it was him, but, think about it, surely everything he says isn't the truth...
Viktor: IT IS!!! Why else would they call him "Testimony No. 1"?
Natasha: Must we seriously be visited by the guy again...?
Viktor: Well, if y'all continue complaining, then, yes!
Natasha: Viktor's right, so let's just be quiet... for once.
Pierre: It's hard, when-
Viktor: I've had enough of putting up with you guys!
Lorraine: We've had enough of putting up with you!!
Pierre: [groans] Let's just- WHATEVER!! [leaves the scene]
Lorraine: Now what, Natasha? They're gone.
Natasha: Great, I know. I have to go see Mr. Killborne, now. He wants me to cover his footage.
Lorraine: May I join you?
Natasha: No.
Lorraine: W-why?
Natasha: You have to go look after those guys and make sure they don't start a ruckus.
Lorraine: Right. [leaves the scene]
[Meanwhile, Viktor and Pierre are arguing]
Viktor: [sighs] Listen, I don't wanna stand around here arguing with y-
Pierre: Then go.
Viktor: I can't! Don't you know we're still technically doing the mission?!
Pierre: OF COURSE I KNOW!! I know everything, because my IQ might as well be 100 times yours.
Viktor: Well, that's why I don't wanna stick with you. Right or wrong?!
Pierre: Right.
Viktor: Wrong!! Got ya!!
Pierre: [groans] I hate you!!
Viktor: [sighs]
Pierre: And I believe you hate me back...
[Lorraine comes]
Lorraine: Hey, you guys. You better not continue arguing while Natasha's gone.
Pierre: Well, guess what, we are.
Viktor: Oh, please...
Lorraine: [whispers] I hate my job...
[Natasha is walking through the streets and meets up with John Killborne's bodyguards, Mike and Doug]
Mike: Greetings, ma'am.
Natasha: Hey, you two.
Doug: May we bring you to John himself?
Natasha: Of course...
Doug: Very well... come here, Natasha.
[Mike, Doug and Natasha walk to John's office, talking meanwhile]
Natasha: Mike... can I tell you something?
Mike: Go on...
Natasha: I've always wanted to be an apprentice of Killborne instead of some dumb spy like Lorraine, Pierre and Viktor...
Mike: Listen, ma'am... you are a very busy woman. I'd expect to see you somewhat happy you're not out in the big business like us.
Natasha: I'd enjoy it more if I didn't hate my teammates so much.
Mike: I'm afraid to tell anyone this, but I was just like you.
Natasha: You were?
Mike: Yes... I was stuck as some investigator in the beginning. Then, when Killborne noticed my capabilities, he made me one of his bodyguards... perhaps the same could happen to you.
Natasha: One day...
Mike: I'll make sure that one day is very soon.
Natasha: He-he, thanks.
Mike: No problem. Doug also went through the same thing.
Doug: It's true...
Natasha: Huh. I had no idea.
Mike: Anyway, let's stop distracting ourselves and get going to John.
Natasha: Oh right... Well let's go see him then...
Doug: Mm-hm...
[At John's office, John is talking with his friend Andy over the phone about the footage of Steven at the tournament]
John Killborne: What do you think of it, Andy?
Andy: Quite amusing, actually... what human being would stick a rose quartz in their bellybutton?! Th-that's just gonna be crammed in there forever, right?
John Killborne: Ah, I don't think he put it in there...
Andy: You don't? Well, agree to disagree. Typical John.
John Killborne: He-he, I'm always right. Unlike that Pierre guy.
Andy: Agreed.
John Killborne: Very much agreed.
Andy: Mm-hm.
[Doug, Natasha, and Mike come in]
Doug: Hey, Mr. Killborne.
John Killborne: Hi.
[They both shake hands]
John Killborne: Good to meet you again.
Doug: We're here to go over the footage.
John Killborne: It did not disappoint.
Doug: Right, right. I've got Natasha with me.
Natasha: I'm here.
Mike: Don't forget about me, sir.
John Killborne: Ah, yes, you too Mike. [shakes his hand]
Doug: I suppose you could show us.
Mike: Y-yeah.
John Killborne: Of course. Follow me, everyone.
Natasha: Okay.
[Everyone followed John Killborne to his computer]
John Killborne: I showed this to my friend, Andy... He was confused why Mr. Universe had a rose quartz stuck in his bellybutton.
Natasha: I can't blame him...
Mike: Me neither, ma'am.
Doug: Now let's see the footage.
John Killborne: Right. [turns the footage on]
Steven: [in footage] Amazing, right?
Garnet: [in footage] This is exactly what I predicted.
Steven: [in footage] He-he.
Pearl: [in footage] Well, I suppose we could go that way... [points left]
Amethyst: [in footage] Good idea.
Steven: [in footage] C'mon, let's go.
[They leave the scene as the footage ends]
John Killborne: D-did you see it?
Mike: Not quite, Mr. Killborne, sir.
John Killborne: You didn't? Right when he said "he-he" I swear you could see it... [replays the clip of Steven saying "he-he"]
Mike: Oh, now I see it... don't you, Natasha, ma'am?
Natasha: I do... very weird, d-don't you think?
Doug: There has to be some connection between that diamond and the guy.
John Killborne: Hm...
[They play a different piece of footage]
Grotto: [in footage, narrating] We were both babies... he was two years older than me... he was two... I was yet to be one... we had a nice dynamic... but over time... he started being mean to me, and all my brothers and sisters at the time... then, our parents were killed... we had no idea who did it, and were homeless for many years... we did notice that my older brother was nowhere to be found... so we did some investigating... we were shocked when we found out that he was the one who killed our mom and dad... I was especially betrayed... We had no friends but each other... I was so sad that I left the group... but then Trickshot and Pocket met me and gave me my lily pad... I was happy for the first time in ages.
[The footage ends]
Doug: God, I have so many questions...
John Killborne: Ask away...
Doug: What's going on?! What brother is he talking about?! And why is he talking?!?! He's a frog!!
Mike: Well, I mean Roger talks...
Natasha: Yeah, Doug. Take it easy.
John Killborne: Now, do you see anything along the lines of... y'know, weird, in there?
Doug: Aside the talking frog and all the other creatures? Nah, not really...
Natasha: Hm, well, I guess I see his bellybutton again.
Mike: I mean, that counts, right?
John Killborne: Yes, of course...
Doug: Do you have any more footage to show us?
John Killborne: Ah, yes. One more.
Mike: Show us.
Natasha: Put it on.
John Killborne: Of course. [turns the footage on]
SpongeBob: [in footage] Greetings friends, welcome to New Sanfranyorkyo!
Maia: [in footage] Hello SpongeBob sir, my name Is Maia.
Steven: [in footage] I'm Steven, Steven Universe.
K.O.: [in footage] My name's K.O.
Enid: [in footage] Hi, I'm Enid.
Radicles: [in footage] I'm Radicles, but I prefer you calling me Rad for short.
Dendy: [in footage] Hello, I'm Dendy, one of K.O.'s friends.
Jasper: [in footage] The name's Jasper.
Garnet: [in footage] We are the Crystal Gems, I'm Garnet, this is Pearl, Amethyst, Peridot, Lapis Lazuli, and Bismuth.
Kabuki: [in footage] My name's Kabuki, Kabuki Ramirez-Akiyama.
Sonic: [in footage] Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Mac: [in footage] My name's Mac. My imaginary friend Bloo is an idiotic jerk and annoyed everyone so he's not coming.
[The footage ends]
Natasha: Geez, there's a lot to take in from that...
Mike: That bellybutton guy sure does have a lot of friends, I must admit...
John Killborne: Oh, that's just a handful of the group.
Doug: Really?
Natasha: Apparently, yes!!
Mike: Interesting, isn't it? I'd expect to see the lot in Toontown.
John Killborne: You haven't been to the GCC, have you? [sighs]
Natasha: Well, thanks for showing us, Mr. Killborne.
John Killborne: No problem. Natasha, you should be on your way home, yes?
Natasha: Of course, sir.
Doug: We'll escort her to the train.
Mike: Mm-hm.
Doug: C'mon, Natasha, follow us to the train.
Natasha: Okay.
[Natasha, Mile and Doug leave the office, as John gets back to talking with Andy]
John Killborne: Sorry I took a while... I was talking with Mike and Doug. Oh, and also Natasha.
Andy: I like Natasha, to be honest.
John Killborne: Yeah. A good partner, she could be.
Andy: What if you were to recruit her to... y'know...
John Killborne: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. A-at least not yet.
Andy: Whatever you say, John.
John Killborne: Right.
Andy: So, what did they think?
John Killborne: Well, they were... uh... confused. Y-yeah, confused.
Andy: Alright, then....
John Killborne: Bring me more footage tomorrow.
Andy: I can't. That was all I had.
John Killborne: [sighs] That's okay. I better go check up on him. Where does he live?
Andy: My sources detect him as a Delmarva resident, sir.
John Killborne: Interesting. Where in Delmarva?
Andy: I'm not sure, actually.
John Killborne: Fine. That's fine. I will find him and uncover his secrets, I promise.
Andy: I'll make sure you're on your way to Delmarva in a couple weeks.
John Killborne: Thanks, Andy.
Andy: Don't mention it, John.
John Killborne: See you tomorrow, then, Andy.
Andy: So long.
[Andy hangs up]
John Killborne: [sighs] I know that there's something bigger behind all this, I just can't put my finger on it...
Scene 4: Homeworld in Anarchy
[Back at Homeworld, Steven and the Crystal Gems come to see what was going on]
Steven: What's going on?!
Garnet: We heard White Diamond's scream!
[A bunch of Zircons cover the hallway]
Zircon #1: Alright, everyone. Clear the area.
Zircon #2: Go wait in Yellow's room or somethin'.
Steven: W-what? Why?
Zircon #2: Let's just say White Diamond... isn't in the best state.
Steven: I'm important to them. I should go sort this out.
Zircon #3: Oh, no. Leave. Now.
Pearl: Please, we want to know what was going on, that's why Steven's here to help!
Zircon #1: Yeah, no. Now go join the other gems, okay?
Steven: [turns pink] YOU CAN'T MAKE ME REFRAIN!! NOW MAKE WAY!!
[Everyone gasps in shock at Steven's pink powers as he transforms back to normal]
Steven: Oh no, not again.... I'm so sorry, I... I didn't mean-
Zircon #1: [frightened] Okay, okay, you may come in just.... PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!!!
Steven: Right, as I already said, I'm... uh, sorry... oh, and may I bring Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl here in, too?
Zircon #1: I'm gonna get in hot water if I let you bring those guys in.
Steven: [sighs] Fine, I guess it's just me. [he walks through the hallway as everyone looks at him]
Pearl: Good luck, Steven.
Steven: Thanks.
Garnet: Pearl's right. Be safe.
Amethyst: And try not to let out your pink powers again.
Steven: Alright.
[Steven enters the room where all the Diamonds are there]
Steven: Hey guys.... What seems to be the problem....?
Blue Diamond: The problem is... we don't know...
Steven: Y-you don't?
Blue Diamond: No, Steven, we don't...
Steven: [sighs] Anyway, where's White Diamond? We heard a scream in pain...
Yellow Diamond: As we said, we have no idea!
Steven: Oh, boy...
Blue Diamond: I know... It's worse than we thought it was...
Steven: But I don't understand... How did that happen?
Yellow Diamond: I don't know... it seems as if she just... disappeared!!
Steven: Hm... Disappeared, you say?
Yellow Diamond: Yes, and she's nowhere to be seen!
Steven: Well, I'll be...
Blue Diamond: One second, she was here, the next, she's gone!!
Steven: [sighs] Are you sure you have no idea where it went?
Yellow Diamond: We're sure, Steven.
Blue Diamond: What are we gonna do if White Diamond isn't here with us?!
Steven: Hey, don't worry you guys, I might be able to bring her back, I promise...
Yellow Diamond: This reminds me of the time, when we, well, thought, Pink Diamond had been shattered.
[Flashback]
Yellow Diamond: [narrating] When we find out that Rose Quartz shattered Pink Diamond, we suffered over her death, we were now against the Crystal Gems, now that Rose Quartz took a form of yourself as a kid, and the Crystal Gems took care of you, no offence to your father... however sooner or later we met you in the wedding and we battled against each other, then you showed us your true powers making us believe who you really are.... Pink!
[Flashback ends]
Steven: I can't believe I thought Rose was my mom...
Blue Diamond: It's okay, Steven. We finally understand now....
Yellow Diamond: We finally know about her true identity.
Blue Diamond: Mm-hm.
Steven: We're getting off topic!! [sighs]
Yellow Diamond: You're right...
Blue Diamond: Of course...
Steven: I still miss my only mother, but I only have my father.
Yellow Diamond: Yes, I can see that.
Steven: Pink Diamond was disguised as my mother.
Blue Diamond: That's right.
Yellow Diamond: And we realized that everything we heard was all a lie.
Steven: Yeah, I know how you guys feel.
Yellow Diamond: Yep.
Blue Diamond: Mm-hm.
Steven: AARGH! We're getting off topic again.
Yellow Diamond: [sighs] We don't know what to do about White in this situation... it's all up to you, Steven...
Blue Diamond: Go find her and bring her back to us as the sun rises.
Steven: I'll try, guys... I'll try...
Yellow Diamond: Oh, thank you, Steven!
Steven: I might as well be going...
Blue Diamond: Okay, you may go now...
Yellow Diamond: Goodbye, Steven!
Steven: See ya!
[Steven leaves the room]
Amethyst: So? What happened?
Pearl: What happened to White Diamond?
Steven: [sighs] She's disappeared.
Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl: WHAT?!?!
Steven: Yeah, the diamonds had no idea where she went and the gems of Homeworld are gonna go insane if we don't get her back.
Amethyst: Oh boy, that doesn't sound too good.
Pearl: Gee, ya think? Most of those little guys are scared for their lives!!
Steven: Yeah, I know...
Garnet: We should adopt some of 'em... [picks up a few Pebbles] Are you okay, you guys?
Pebble #1: N-no... White Diamond....
Pebble #2: Poor White Diamond.... gone.... [cries]
Garnet: There, there, little ones... we're gonna look after you guys...
Pebble #3: But what about White Diamond?!
Pebble #4: We want her back!
Amethyst: Hey don't worry, we'll get her back somehow...
Pearl: Exactly.
Steven: And in the meantime, we'll look after you.
Pebble #5: Oh, thank you so much, you guys!
Steven: Hey, it's no biggie really...
Pebble #2: We hope White Diamond will come back sooner or later...
Pearl: Don't worry about it, you'll get used to us.
Amethyst: Yeah.
Garnet: What should we do now, Steven?
Steven: I suppose we could go home...
[At home]
Steven: Welcome to our house little ones!
Pebbles #1: Wow! Everything here is amazing! What do you guys have?!
Pearl: Well, there are things that you should know.... We have TV, a bed, frames, stairs, video games, food and all kinds of stuff.
Amethyst: Food?! Aw... I want food.
Garnet: Pearl, those guys don't eat food.
Amethyst: Oh yeah! More for me, then!
Steven: You little guys can watch TV, watch us sleep, watch us eat, no offence Garnet and Pearl, and you could make friends with other people. Jasper's out spending time with K.O. and his co-workers.
Pebble #1: Where?
Pebble #2: Yeah, where?
Steven: Out in CN City.
Pebble #1: We should go see 'em.
Garnet: Tomorrow. Steven needs to go to sleep.
Steven: True, true... Sorry about that.
Amethyst: Garnet's right little ones, he's exhausted for today.
Steven: I'll take you guys there tomorrow.
Pebble #1: Yeah!
Pebble #2: We can't wait to meet them!
[As he gets into bed, Steven gets a call from Spinel]
Steven: Hi, this is Steven Universe, who is this?
Spinel: Spinel!
Pebble #3: [off-screen] Hey, it's Spinel the entertainer.
Pearl: [off-screen] Indeed it is.
Steven: Since when did you have a phone?
Spinel: Connie let me borrow hers.
Steven: Oh, okay...
Spinel: I've heard about what happened to White Diamond, she disappeared for no reason.
Steven: They told you?
Spinel: I saw that they looked upset, so I asked what was wrong, and then they told me that White Diamond is gone, and when I asked them where they thought she could've went, they said... they didn't know....
Steven: ...Oh.
Spinel: Yeah, I hate to see them look so sad, I tried to cheer them up, but the only thing that would make them feel better is for White to come back.
Steven: Yeah, I feel sorry for them as well...
Spinel: In fact, I felt so bad about the situation for the other gems, I decided to adopt two pebbles!
Steven: Hey, we did too! We adopted five! You may've heard 'em...
Spinel: What's their names? Mine are Perry and Payton.
Steven: Oh, yeah... we didn't name them... I guess I'll name them... uh... Pedro, Pablo, Pandora, Pierce and Pike... sounds good?
Pebble #1 (Now Pedro): Great!!
Pebble #2 (Now Pablo): Sounds good...
Pebble #3 (Now Pandora): Eh, okay.
Pebble #4 (Now Pierce): I guess so...
Pebble #5 (Now Pike): Could be better...
Steven: Not even a thank you.
Pebbles: Uh... thank you Steven!
Steven: [sighs] Better... Now it's getting late and I need to get some shut eye...
Pablo: Well, goodnight.
Steven: Night.
[As the others leave, Steven turns off the light and goes to bed as he falls sleep and falls into a dream]
[Steven is in an empty room]
Steven: [wakes up] H-huh? [groans] Not again... this has to be the billionth time this happened to me, where I get trapped in some weird room, and- [steps on glass, he looks down and sees all the gems that were shattered, Steven gasps as he realizes that all those are the Crystal Gems] Oh no... no...no, no, no, no, NO!!! Garnet! Amethyst! Pearl! [gasps in horror] PEBBLES!!!!!!! [cries] all my friends.... what happened to you....?
???: [laughs evilly]
Steven: Huh?! Who's there?! [turns around as he sees someone in the shadows]
???: He-he... don't you know, already?
Steven: What in heavens name is this madness.... Who are you?!
???: I'm the one at the other side of the mirror... someone you should know... in a way that only you could...
Steven: Show yourself!!
??? Alright.... I... [walks out of the shadows and reveals himself as Pink Steven] ...am you!
Steven: [gasps in shock] No.... this can't be!!
Pink Steven: [laughs] Oh, but it can be, and it is. Y'know, Spinel-esque.
Steven: What have you done to all my friends?!
Pink Steven: Killed 'em. All gone. Not a living one in sight.
Steven: You monster!! Trust me, I'll take revenge.
Pink Steven: Oh, that's impossible. You can't take revenge on yourself, y'know?
Steven: Oh yeah?! [charges at Pink Steven with his fist, but Pink Steven dodges and punches Steven in the face hard much to his pain] AHH!
Pink Steven: Insolent fool...
Steven: [groans in pain as he gets up] Why are you doing this?!
Pink Steven: Pft... don't you get it?! You don't need friends! You don't care about them at all!! All you do is try to kill them....
Steven: What?! No... That's not true!!
Pink Steven: Of course it is.... Why do you think White Diamond was about to get shattered? Why do you think Jasper was shattered in the first place....?
Steven: W-what?
Pink Steven: YOU!! ME!! US!! TOGETHER!! STEVEN UNIVERSE!!
Steven: [breaks down tearfully] God... you may be true...
Pink Steven: That's right... come now. [he walks toward Steven]
Steven: W-what are you doing?
Pink Steven: Something that I should've done a long time ago! [the ground breaks, leading into a deep chasm, causing Steven to hang off the edge of it]
Steven: ...Help... I'm about to die... I've only got you...
Pink Steven: Goodbye, forever, Steven.... I don't need you anymore.... [drops Steven into a deep chasm of darkness]
Steven: NOOOOOO!!!!![crashes to the ground and wakes up from the dream and groans] W-where am I? [turns pink as he looks down at his glowing pink hands] I'M PINK!! [runs out of the house] I don't want anybody seeing this anymore!! [his body begins to inflate, as it floats] Oh, god no... not again....
[Pearl, Pedro, Pablo, Pandora, Pierce and Pike run out of the house to find Steven floating]
Pearl: Steven?! What are you doing up there?!
Pedro: Look! Steven's floating!
Pablo: Cool!
Pearl: No, it's not cool! Get down at once!!
Steven: I can't! Somebody! Help!
[Garnet and Amethyst rush outside to see what was going on]
Garnet: What's going on out there?!
Amethyst: Whoa, look! Steven's floating.... and he's pink again!
Pearl: How did this happen?!
Steven: I can explain... I had this weird dream where I was in an empty room, when I saw some gems that were shattered, then I realized that it's all you guys! Then pink me showed up, claiming that we're in this together, killing all you guys just like what happened to Jasper and White Diamond! Then he threw me into a dark chasm saying that he doesn't need me anymore, and that's when I woke up from my nightmare....
Garnet: Huh?
Pearl: Are you telling us that we were shattered all because of pink you?!
Amethyst: Wow.... That's hard, if you ask me....
Steven: I never wanted you guys to see this, anymore... But now I messed everything up.... I'm so sorry, everyone....
Pike: It's okay, Steven... but uncalled for.
Pedro: Mm-hm.
Pablo: Pike ain't wrong.
Garnet: We must find a way to get him down from up there.
Steven: Please help! Please help! Anything to get me down!!
Pearl: Oh dear... There must be some way to get him down!
Amethyst: Why don't we fuse like we always do?
Garnet: Now that I think about it... that seems obvious. [the three gems fuse into Alexandrite]
Pierce: What the-?!
Pandora: You guys fused?!
Steven: I hope their plan works....
Alexandrite: 1... 2... 3... Go! [jumps up high and catches Steven and spins him around like a basketball]
Steven: WOAOAOAOAOA!! Will you stop, guys?!
Alexandrite: [throws him into the air and catches him] Okay, okay. [they unfuse as Steven stops floating and deflates, all the pebble put around their applause]
Pedro: Wooo!!!! That was amazing!
Pablo: Yeah! You guys were awesome!!
Steven: Ahem...
[They stare at him as he turns back to normal]
Garnet: Go back to bed.
[The next morning, a montage begins of Steven glowing pink at random moments; this includes eating breakfast, brushing teeth, and more, and as the montage ends, Steven is sitting on the couch]
Steven: [sighs]
[Amethyst comes by]
Amethyst: What's wrong, buddy?
Steven: I just can't stop turning pink, no matter what I try!!
Amethyst: [groans] Again?!?! Dude, you gotta stop this.
Steven: I said, I'm trying!!
Amethyst: Well, then, try more!! C'mon, we're gonna go see everyone at CN City. Calm down.
Steven: Okay... Should we take the pebbles, Peridot, Lapis, Bismuth, Spinel and the others, as well?
Amethyst: I suppose so, Steven...
Steven: Let's just... go. Go. L-let's go, okay?
Amethyst: Whatever you say...
[At CN City]
Steven: Here we are, everyone... Welcome to CN City!
Peridot: Same ol', same ol'.
Lapis Lazuli: Mm-hm.
Bismuth: No doubt about it.
Spinel: Swell as it'll ever be.
[The pebbles were amazed]
Pedro: This... is... incredible!!
Pandora: True! True, that!!
Pike: What are you doofuses waiting for? Let's go meet your friends!!
[The Pebbles run off]
Steven: Wait!! Come back!! [sighs]
Pierce: I love it, I love it, I love it!!
Pablo: It's so big- [bumps into Spike]
Spike: Hey, watch it, buddy!
[Steven and the others come along]
Steven: Sorry 'bout them..
Spike: No big deal, buster.
Steven: Let's go find K.O. and the rest.
Pearl: Agreed...
[They walk around, searching for them, but Lord Boxman, Darrell and Shannon are watching]
Lord Boxman: Aw, come on. Do they have to be here on this otherwise perfect day?
Darrell: Tough luck, dude. I guess this means we're gonna have to spy on 'em. What fun.
Shannon: Could you guys just shut up for one second? I'm observing for the K.O. kid... and his pals...
Lord Boxman: Yes, yes, of course.
[K.O. and the gang are all at Mr. Hasashi's Cooking Bar]
K.O.: This is the life, right, y'all?
Enid: Yep... how about you, Rad?
Radicles: I'm good. Y-yeah, I'm good.
Jasper: Me, I'm famished.
Nico: Gee, I wish they served ice cream here...
Trickshot: They do, Nico...
Nico: They do?! What flavor?
Trickshot: Ice cream flavor.
Nico: Fair enough... could you go get me some ice cream, Grotto?
Grotto: I wish I could, but I can't.
Nico: Why?
Grotto: 'Cuz I have the perfect resting spot.
Nico: Ugh... I'll go get it myself.
[Steven and the Crystal Gems come over to the bar]
Steven: Well, I think you and the other might freak out at this... [gulps] White Diamond.... is gone.
K.O.: Wait, what?!
Enid: White Diamond's gone?!
Radicles: No way....
Jasper: Good god... y-y-you okay, guys?
Amethyst: We're still doing fine... we're still keeping our cool...
Steven: Yeah, everything's gr- [he turns pink] Oh no... [he turns back to normal]
Jasper: What the-?
Steven: D-don't look at me... I can explain...
K.O.: Y-you're pink...
Steven: As I said, I can explain.
Enid: Just let 'im explain, K.O....
Steven: Okay.... a few months ago I started getting really angry at everyone for some reason and turning pink. As it went on, it got worse and worse until I started inflating and lost control. Then, I shattered Jasper... yes, I did... but I revived her, and went to Homeworld to tell the diamonds, and I almost shattered White Diamond... that's when I revealed my secrets to the gems... I turned into a monster... a monster!! [sighs] They ended up making me feel better, and I turned back into a human again. Fast forward to a week ago, when I started having these weird dreams where I imagined that I was a detective... the gems took me to go see the diamond once again... they really helped me, and then White Diamond screamed... and disappeared... I talked with Blue and Yellow, and they had no idea what happened... I decided that it would be a good idea to adopt the pebbles... [points at the pebbles as he says their names] Pedro, Pablo, Pandora, Pierce and Pike... when I went to bed that night... I had a dream... I was in an empty room and I stepped on glass... then, I looked down and I saw gems that were shattered.... That's when I realized that those are my friends, The Crystal Gems and the Pebbles.... Then pink me shows up and claims that we're in this together to kill all my friends, just like what I did to Jasper.... Then he threw me into a dark chasm when he told me that he doesn't need me anymore....
Jasper: Yeah, I remember your pink powers... you shattered me.
K.O.: He did, Jasper?
Steven: I... I did.
Prince: I don't understand....
Radicles: Jasper, what everything he said.... Is it true...?
Jasper: Yes, it is...
Grotto: Gee, sounds like Steven really can't catch a break... [sighs]
Nico: Steven.... We had no idea....
Trickshot: Nico's right...
Steven: Well, at least you know now...
Enid: Thanks for telling us, man.
K.O.: So wait a minute, you said that there's a pink person who looks exactly like you....?
Steven: Yeah. Pink Steven. From all those years ago, when I was trying to confront the diamonds.
K.O.: But how did those pink powers come back to you?
Steven: I'm not sure... maybe something to do with the whole detective thing...
K.O.: W-wow. Sounds hard, actually.
Steven: Mm-h- [turns pink] NO!! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, PINK POWERS, YOU WILL NOT GET THE BEST OF ME!! [turns back to normal] Excuse me for that, guys...
K.O.: Holy crap, there it is again!! [ran and hid behind Enid]
Enid: There, there, little guy...
Radicles: It's gonna be okay...
Jasper: [sighs] I've dealt with this before.
Prince: Yikes! You turned pink again!
Buffer: Yeah man, so not cool....
Steven: I wonder how Homeworld is doing, now, without White Diamond...
Dendy: Well, my newest creation, the Statechecker, is used just for that. Say any country, city or planet, and the Statechecker will say if the area is doing good or not.
K.O.: Wow... that's incredible. Would you check on Lakewood Plaza Turbo?
Dendy: Okay, Statechecker, tell us how Lakewood Plaza Turbo's doing. Hey, what do you know, it's completely fine.
Steven: Well, may you check on Homeworld?
Dendy: Of course. Okay, Statechecker, tell us how Homeworld's doi- OH MY GOODNESS!!
Steven: What is it?!
Dendy: I'm not sure you want to see this...
Steven: Just show us!!
Dendy: [turns around Statechecker, in which it says "Anarchy"]
Steven: W-what?
Dendy: You don't know, Steven? Homeworld is in anarchy!!
Everyone: [gasps]
Steven: R-really?
Dendy: Yes!
Steven: [facepalms] Here we go again... [turns pink]
Scene 5: Return of Roger Rabbit
[In Toontown, LA, Roger Rabbit and Eddie Valiant are searching for Mickey's lost jewel]
Roger Rabbit: Oh, tell me, Eddie, how did we go from provin' me innocent to searchin' for jewels?
Eddie Valiant: How would I know? Listen, I've been a detective for longer than I can remember...
Roger Rabbit: Darn right, eh?
Eddie Valiant: Listen, pal, we're doin' this for Mickey.
Roger Rabbit: Okay, okay, I get it...
Eddie Valiant: You better.
Roger Rabbit: How much further do we go for Mickey's lost jewel?
Eddie Valiant: Be patient..
Roger Rabbit: 'Kay, I'm just asking...
Eddie Valiant: Why do I even bother....
Roger Rabbit: No time to lose, he-he...
Eddie Valiant: Let's get this over with already...
Roger Rabbit: As you say!
Eddie Valiant: [brings out magnifying glass] My trusty magnifying glass will help me look for clues.
Roger Rabbit: Yep. Yep, yes.
Eddie Valiant: The lost jewel has to be around here somewhere....
Roger Rabbit: Mickey'll be upset if we don't find it...
Eddie Valiant: Too right...
[Roger Rabbit sees something]
Roger Rabbit: Eddie, look!
Eddie Valiant: What is it?
[They find Smartass running away with the jewel]
Roger Rabbit: Smartass's stealing the jewel!!
Eddie Valiant: Let's get him!
[They chase after Smartass]
Roger Rabbit: Get back here, thieving rascal!
Smartass: [laughs evilly] You'll never take me alive, numbskulls!
[Smartass falls into a trap]
Roger Rabbit: Oh, really?
Eddie Valiant: It's jail with ya!!
Smartass: Dang it! Curse you Roger Rabbit!
Roger Rabbit: See ya, sucker!!
[Roger Rabbit and Eddie Valiant return the jewel to Mickey Mouse]
Roger Rabbit: Here, darn ya, Mickey... Smartass really ain't kiddin' 'round when he says leisure is his top priority...
Mickey Mouse: Gee, thanks... I'll do anything to repay ya.
Roger Rabbit: I darn bet ya will...
Eddie Valiant: I went all 'round town for your jewel.
Mickey Mouse: Well that's thoughtful of ya both.
Roger Rabbit: It's nothing, really.
Mickey Mouse: You have my gratitude!
Roger Rabbit: Right... Eddie 'n I must bust a couple more guts before the day is done.
Mickey Mouse: Of course. So long, Roger! So long, Eddie!
Eddie Valiant: G'bye...
[That night, in Roger's house]
Roger Rabbit: [sighs] Good grief... today sure was a damn busy one.
Eddie Valiant: You said it, pal... let's watch the news for today.
Roger Rabbit: Right away. [turns the TV on to a channel playing cartoons, as Roger switched from one channel to the next, until he finally got to the news] Here it is.
Nick: First, news has broke out of a diamond stealing in... H-h-homeworld? What the heck is that?! [Nick leaves the scene to talk to his manager, Mr. Shackson] Excuse, me, Mr. Shackson, sir... we need to talk.
Mr. Shackson: [off-screen] What now, Nick?
Nick: [off-screen] I think we got false news on our hands, sir.
[The two come on-screen]
Mr. Shackson: Impossible. That would be illegal!
Nick: Very much illegal.
Mr. Shackson: Hm... hand me the script. [Nick hands him the script] Oh, that. No, that's real.
Nick: Y-you what?! What about Homeworld? The diamond? Th-the stealing?!
Mr. Shackson: All real, buster... and I can prove it.
Nick: Oh, really... and who'd you get it from? Mr. Killborne?!
Mr. Shackson: Actually, yes.
Nick: What the-?! It has to be fake! Roll the footage!!
Mr. Shackson: Whatever you say. [rolls the footage, the first clip being John Killborne's recording of a news reporter talking to Steven]
Steven: [in footage] You what?! It was stolen?!
News Reporter: [in footage] Yes, sir.
Steven: [in footage, he starts to cry] Who could've figured that out?!
News Reporter: [in footage] We don't know...
Steven: [in footage] And who could've stolen it?!
News Reporter: [in footage] We don't know!!
Steven: [in footage, he continues crying]
Pearl: [in footage, she comforts Steven] There, there, Steven... everything's gonna be okay.
Steven: [in footage] No it's not, ya hear me?! NO IT'S NOT- [the footage is cut off, only to cut to another one of John Killborne's recordings of the news reporter talking to Trickshot and his friends]
Trickshot: [in footage] W-what...? Stolen?
News Reporter: [in footage] Mm-hm...
Pocket: [in footage] But... but why?
News Reporter: [in footage] We're not sure...
Grotto: [in footage] Good god... it's Froggy all over again!!
News Reporter: [in footage] Who's Froggy?
Grotto: [in footage, he starts crying] YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW! [the footage is cut off once again, only to cut to another one of John Killborne's recordings of the news reporter talking to Amethyst, Jasper and Peridot]
News Reporter: [in footage] So... who do you think could've stolen it?
Peridot: [in footage] I'm not sure, but that person sure is one giant heck of a clod!!
News Reporter: [in footage] Uh... okay?
Amethyst: [in footage] What she's trying to say is that she's upset. And so am I!!
Jasper: [in footage] Don't forget 'bout me...
Amethyst: [in footage] Yeah... there's also her... [the footage ends, and cuts back to Mr. Shackson and Nick]
Nick: Okay, okay, that's all the proof I need...
Mr. Shackson: Mm-hm. As we were say- [Roger switches the TV off in shock]
Roger Rabbit: What the-? A diamond stealing?! All caught by, my friend, John Killborne?!
Eddie Valiant: I suppose so, Roger...
Roger Rabbit: I'm gonna have to call 'im...
Eddie Valiant: Right...
[Roger Rabbit calls John Killborne and he picks it up]
John Killborne: Roger?
Roger Rabbit: Yeah, Mr. Killborne?
John Killborne: Why would you call me?
Roger Rabbit: Cause we watched the news, and the reporter showed us your footage of the witness and his friends' thoughts of the stolen diamond.
John Killborne: They showed that? Geez...
Roger Rabbit: We want answers, and we want 'em quick. Would you show us the footage of the diamond bein' stolen?
John Killborne: No, unfortunately not, I'm holdin' up until people start making conspiracies. But I can tell you.
Roger Rabbit: Right away, sir. Who stole it?
John Killborne: I couldn't be sure, the suspect was wearing a cloak...
Roger Rabbit: Really?
John Killborne: Yes, Roger...
Roger Rabbit: Well, that's to be revealed, I guess... And where's the Steven guy?
John Kilborne: Mr. Universe?
Roger Rabbit: Yeah?
John Killborne: Beach City, Delmarva.
Roger Rabbit: Huh, so that's where he lives...
John Killborne: Yeah, we also caught him at the tournament here in New Sanfranyorkyo. Care to investigate with me?
Roger Rabbit: Of course, of course, I'll be there by Tuesday. What'ya think of it, Eddie?
Eddie Valiant: Well, what does he want from us?
Roger Rabbit: He wants us to go to New Sanfranyorkyo.
Eddie Valiant: He-he, really? How would I turn down to ol' New Sanfranyorkyo?
Roger Rabbit: That's a yes?
Eddie Valiant: Gee, ya think?
Roger Rabbit: It's a yes?
Eddie Valiant: Yes, it's a yes! Ain't it obvious?
Roger Rabbit: It is obvious....
Eddie Valiant: Alright... New Sanfranyorkyo it is...
[Roger Rabbit goes back on the phone with John Killborne]
Roger Rabbit: Good evening John Killborne, me and Eddie have agreed to go visit you.
John Killborne: Alright, glad to hear it.
Eddie Valiant: Thanks for inviting us, John.
Roger Rabbit: Yeah, thank you.
Eddie Valiant: So when do you want us to visit you?
John Killborne: Any time you want... but Roger said he wants to be there by Tuesday.
Roger Rabbit: Yeah, I'll be there, Mr. Killborne.
John Killborne: Very good, Roger...
Roger Rabbit: Well, see you on Tuesday, Mr. Killborne.
John Killborne: Alright, see ya!
[They both hang up]
Roger Rabbit: Well, that's settled.
Eddie Valiant: I guess we can agree with that.
Roger Rabbit: Let's go pack...
Eddie Valiant: Right.
[Roger Rabbit and Eddie Valiant started packing everything ready to go]
Eddie Valiant: All set Roger?
Roger Rabbit: Yep!
Eddie Valiant: Alright, let's go!
[On Sunday, at Los Angeles International Airport]
Roger Rabbit: Here we are, pal, Los Angeles International Airport, otherwise known as "LAX".
Eddie Valiant: I've always wondered where the "X" in "LAX" came from.
Roger Rabbit: Yeah, I do too, but I must say that this place looks as grand as ever...
Eddie Valiant: Alright then, let's go take the flight before it's too late...
Roger Rabbit: Whatever you say...
[On the plane]
Roger Rabbit: Oh boy, Eddie! This is our very first flight to New Sanfranyorko!
Eddie Valiant: Y'right, Roger...
Roger Rabbit: Excited?
Eddie Valiant: Mm-hm...
Roger Rabbit: I can't wait to see my old friend Mr. Killborne again!
Eddie Valiant: Yeah, so do I Roger... So do I....
Roger Rabbit: Darn right you do...
Eddie Valiant: Well, I hope we understand what the heck's going on in the first place... otherwise we'd just be standin' 'round doin' nothin'!
Roger Rabbit: Yeah, I bet Mr. Killborne will help us out.
Eddie Valiant: He will, Roger...
Roger Rabbit: Ha-ha, I bet you're right.
[Terry the Pilot comes over the speaker]
Terry: Well, folks, we have a dragon taking off to New Sanfranyorkyo.
Eddie Valiant: Oh yeah, this is a dragon. Where's the fire show?
Roger Rabbit: Shh... shh.... I think it's coming. I-I think it's coming.
Eddie Valiant: Okay. okay.
[The fire show begins as the performers do cool tricks with the fire]
Roger Rabbit: Whoa! Check it out, pal!
Eddie Valiant: Yeah, it's... it's remarkable!!
Roger Rabbit: Truth... ain't it the truth...
Eddie Valiant: Mm-hm... mm-hm...
Performers: Thank you, everyone! [they leave the scene as the planes take off]
Roger Rabbit: Oh boy!! My ears'll be poppin' for hours at this rate.
Eddie Valiant: Too right. I'ma try to catch some sleep, so try and be quiet, 'kay? Watch a movie or somethin'.
Roger Rabbit: Okay. Okay. [he tries to pick what movies to watch, until...] Ah! I know... The Deadly Mantis! [turns on the movie and watches The Deadly Mantis] It's beginning, it's beginning!
Eddie Valiant: Enjoy the movie. Oh, and save the peanuts they give you for Dumbo.
Roger Rabbit: Got it...
Eddie Valiant: Well, good luck watching it.
Roger Rabbit: Thanks, pal... get a good rest.
Eddie Valiant: Don't mention it. Ever... [Falls asleep]
Roger Rabbit: Ah, okay. [continues watching the movie]
Scene 6: Trickshot's Meditation Camp
[Back at home, Steven is stressing out about the stealing of White Diamond's diamond]
Steven: [cries as he turns pink] W-white Diamond i-is... gone... [continues crying]
Pearl: Steven.... Are you okay?
Steven: Does it look like I'm okay, Pearl?! How could I have let this happen?!
Pearl: There, there, Steven...
Steven: I've been a total jerk in the past month with my pink powers, I almost shattered White Diamond and now look what happened! White Diamond's gone for no reason!
Pearl: Steven, don't worry. We'll get her back.
Steven: But... but how?!
Amethyst: Somehow, Steven....
Garnet: Somehow.
Steven: How, somehow?!
Pearl: Somehow, how, somehow.
Amethyst: How, somehow, how somehow?!
Garnet: Somehow.
Steven: That's enough, guys...
Garnet: Okay, okay, we're sorry... but we believe that everything is gonna be fine. As long as you keep positive.
Amethyst: Yeah.
Pearl: They're right, Steven.
Steven: [sighs] If you say so...
Amethyst: You still seem doubtful. Explain.
Steven: Okay, okay.
Amethyst: Explain everything.
Steven: [sighs, as he begins to sing "Wounded Until My Last Stand"] I wish I could have a day of peace and quiet... though that day just never seems to come... things have been... crazy, quite... will it be 'till I eventually succumb? I know that there ain't no happily ever after or anything along that line... but at least I'd hope that I could cope another day and be just fine... will it be like this forever? Why can't time just seem to heal? Are things gonna finally get better? Or, to happiness, is darkness its seal? Was this a coincidence? Was this always planned? Will I live another day, and end up being okay? Or am I wounded until my last stand? Is this some sort of weird joke? Is positivity lesser than grand? Will I live another day, and end up being okay? Or am I wounded until my last stand? Am I wounded until my last stand...?
Pearl: We get you, Steven... but, we promise, you'll have time to relax, one day...
Amethyst: Yeah, what Pearl said.
Garnet: At least do something useful, Steven.
Steven: Like what, Garnet?
Garnet: Take a nap. Maybe, afterwards, you'll feel better.
Pearl: Garnet's right. Go sleep.
Steven: [turns back to normal] Okay. Okay.
Amethyst: Night, Steven!!
Steven: Uh... night!!
[Steven is taking a nap, as he has another dream in the same dark room]
Steven: [gasps] Where am I? Garnet?! Amethyst?! Pearl?! Anyone?!
[He searches for his friends]
Steven: Oh no... This can't be good....
[He hears someone screaming]
Steven: [looks around] Who was that?
??? #1: HELP!!!!!!!!!!
Steven: Hello?! Is someone there?!
[Steven keeps running and running to look for someone]
??? #1: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steven: I-I will! Whoever you are...
??? #2: [laughs evilly]
??? #1: NO!!! STOP!!!!
Steven: Oh no... something's not right...
??? #2: This is where you'll get what you deserve for everything you've done!!!!!
??? #1: NOOO!!!!!
Steven: [runs up to them] Hey, what's going o- YOU!!!! [points at Pink Steven] Let White Diamond go!!
Pink Steven: He-he, so Steven wants to confront me after all. I want to confront... I, after all!! [runs off]
Steven: [grunts] Come back here!! [runs after him]
Pink Steven: Never!! [starts to run extremely fast]
Steven: Tch! [runs faster, but he can't catch up]
Pink Steven: Hahaha! You'll never catch me!!
Steven: Stop! Pink me! You're going too far!!
Pink Steven: Too far, you say?
Steven: YES!!!
Pink Steven: Well, Too bad for you, Universe!!
Steven: Why you-...!!
Pink Steven: See ya, sucka! [leaves the scene as the ground breaks]
Steven: Oh, no...
Pink Steven: Goodbye, again, Steven Universe!!!! [Laughs evilly]
Steven: [falls into a deep chasm again] NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[Steven wakes up and turns pink]
Steven: [panting] Not again.... [started to panic]
[The Crystal Gems comes to see what's going on]
Amethyst: Hey, Steven, how are you-[sees that Steven turns pink again] Steven, you're pink again!
Garnet: What's the matter, Steven? Was it a bad nightmare?!
Pearl: We're still right here with you!
Steven: No, it's just.... Alright, fine! Pink me keeps coming back to me in my dreams, and he threatened to kill White Diamond... I tried to save her, but he was too fast, and then I fell into a deep chasm again!
Pearl: Steven, you have to stop this..
Steven: I CAN'T!! [starts inflating]
Garnet: This is bad....
[Steven and the Crystal Gems went to see Steven's father, Greg Universe]
Amethyst: We gotta make sure your father sees this....
Greg: [comes outside to see The Crystal Gems] Oh, morning guys, morning Ste-[sees his son pink] STEVEN?! What happened to my son?! Why is he pink again?!
Pearl: We can explain, Greg...
Steven: My pink powers are coming back to me, dad!! I thought they were gone after the gems helped me get back to normal when I was a monster, but now they came back, and it's even worse than before!! I kept having dreams that I was a detective, then Pink me came to me in my dreams and claimed that he'll kill everyone that gets in his way, when I was thrown into a deep chasm when he told me that he doesn't want me anymore....
Greg: Oh, boy...
Steven: I can't take it!! What should I-?! [grows inflated worse]
Amethyst: It's okay buddy, everything's gonna be alright.
Pearl: Agreed.
Garnet: Steven, you gotta control yourself!!
Steven: NOOOOOO!!! [grows worse and worse]
[Crystal Gems and Greg gasped]
Pearl: What should we do?!
Amethyst: He needs to get meditating, dudes!
Garnet: Yes, but nothing to him seemed working....
Greg: So there's no cure to make him normal?!
Steven: I'll be staying this like forever?!
Garnet: Steven, I'm sure you'll get better...
Steven: Well, I suppose you're right... I really don't like this at all...
Greg: Me neither, son. But we gotta do something....
Pearl: Well, why don't we deflate him?
Amethyst: Are you out of your mind? You can't deflate him. You just can't.
Steven: Amethyst's right. I gotta deflate on my own. Besides, we're looking at ways to mentally fix me. I've got it in the physical front.
Amethyst: Yeah.
Garnet: I got this, you two. Maybe, we should go back to CN City and see who could help us.
Greg: And who might that be, Garnet?
Garnet: Well, there is one person I predict who could help us... Trickshot.
[At CN City]
Greg: Ah, I miss this place.
Steven: He- he, so do we dad, but right now we gotta focus on getting help...
Greg: Okay, okay.
Garnet: Let's go see Trickshot, no time to lose.
Pearl: Right, move it everyone.
[K.O. and the others are hanging out at the pool]
K.O.: Hey, you guys! CN City just added a new pool extension... it's amazing!!
Enid: K.O.'s right!
Radicles: You said it, Enid!
Jasper: Everythin' keeps getting better and better, guys!
Maia: I'm having a blast.
Trickshot: So am I. What do you think, sis?
Pocket: I love this!! Look, I'm floating!!
Steven: I see you are...
K.O.: We were gonna go watch Godzilla, Gamera, and Ultraman at the movie theater... wanna join us?
Trickshot: I do!
Nico: Only if they have ice cream.
Pike: I do! What do you think, guys?
Pablo: What's a movie theater?
Pedro: Of course!!
Grotto: A movie theater is where all movies are shown for public entertainment.
Maia: That is correct!
Prince: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go, guys!
Grotto: Yeah! Let's go!
Steven: Listen, guys, I'd love to go back to the movie theater, but... we need help. The gems say I need to go see a therapist.
K.O.: You didn't already have a therapist? With all those crazy pink powers you have?
Steven: Well, I did, but she left.
Trickshot: Who's that new therapist?
Steven: Well... you.
Trickshot: YOU WHAT?! S-Steven, I don't have any speciality in that sort of thing.
Steven: I know, but Garnet said she has the most faith in you as a therapist.
Trickshot: M-me? The slacker who plays video games all day instead of saving my friends' butts? A therapist?
Steven: Yeah.
Trickshot: If anything, Prince is the therapist here. He should deal with this. I'm out of here. [walking away]
Steven: Wait, don't go!!
Trickshot: [turns back around] Huh?
Steven: Please?
Trickshot: [sighs] Fine. But don't blame me if I'm a lousy helper, that's basically my profession.
[In Trickshot's dimension]
Steven: Nice place you got, Trickshot. We haven't been here since Nico introduced us to you.
Trickshot: Uh... thanks.
Steven: He-he, I kn- [turns pink] Oh no... not again.
Trickshot: AARGH!! He's pink again!!
Steven: [turns back to normal] Oops, he-he, I can't control myself...
Trickshot: Well, you gotta!!
Steven: So... what're you gonna do to help me?
Trickshot: Uh... I... I don't know, actually.
Steven: You gotta help me in one way or another!!
Trickshot: I will, I will...
Steven: How?
Trickshot: Hm.... oh, I know!!
Steven: What? What?
Trickshot: Welcome to... [grabs a sign and pen out of his bag and writes "Trickshot's Meditation Camp"] Trickshot's Meditation Camp!!
Steven: Oh. S-so, what do I do?
Trickshot: Maybe... press-ups?
Steven: I don't think that's meditating.
Trickshot: I told you I was a lousy helper.
K.O.: C'mon, there's gotta be something Trickshot can do to help.
Enid: Otherwise he'll be staying like this for the rest of his life.
Radicles: Yeah, what she said.
Trickshot: I see. Now, as I said, Prince is most likely better at this than me.
Pocket: He's got a point, y'know.
Tarot: Yeah, Prince is always in charge of everything, here.
Buffer: True, that...
Grotto: Absolutely...
Prince: Would you guys just be quiet 'bout me?
Steven: They're sorry, Prince... so, Trickshot, have you thought of something better?
Trickshot: I suppose so....
Steven: Well, let's get this over with already....
Jasper: Take a chill pill, Steven, you'll get use to it.
Dendy: So, what does Trickshot have planned?
Trickshot: I made a tent...
Pearl: Already?!
Trickshot: Well, you know, it's cartoon logic, so yeah...
Maia: Do you think he'll be okay?
Kody: I suppose so, Maia, we can't let him turn pink again.
Maia: Yeah, you're right, Kody...
Kody: Be careful, Steven....
K.O.: Good luck Steven....
[Steven goes inside the tent with Trickshot]
Trickshot: Welcome inside, Steven.
Steven: Pretty neat, Trickshot.
Trickshot: Don't mention it.
Steven: So, where should we start?
Trickshot: Well, first, I would recommend for you to sit down.
Steven: Of course. [sits down]
Trickshot: Next, lie down.
Steven: What was the point of sitting down, then?
Trickshot: Just shut up and do it already.
Steven: [sighs as he lies down]
Trickshot: Better. Now, just - try to relax, okay?
Steven: Right. [relaxes and thinks of all the things he likes, but he suddenly turns pink]
Trickshot: You turned pink again!!! How did this happen?!
Steven: I have no idea!! Eh, it'll probably go away in second or two. [waits two seconds] It didn't go away!!
Trickshot: Oh, boy...
Steven: I gotta stop myself before something bad happens!! [he starts inflating extremely big as he runs out of the tent]
Trickshot: Wait!! Steven!!
Steven: [hides behind a tree, hoping nobody finds him as he starts floating] No... no... no...
[The others find him]
K.O.: What the-?!
Enid: I can't believe he's floating again!!
Radicles: Yeah, I can see that...
Dendy: He's all the way up, guys.
Jasper: Now that's crazy...
Nico: What are we gonna do?!
Steven: [inflates even more] Whatever you're doing to help me, do it now!!
Garnet: We will... but we don't know!
Pearl: Maybe, uh...
Amethyst: You could-
Steven: JUST HURRY UP!!
K.O.: Jasper, we should fuse to catch him, like we did in the carnival.
Jasper: Great idea, kid...
[The two fuse into Kasper]
Kasper: Here we are, back again to save Steven, and not ourselves!!
Steven: Well, I hope this plan actually works out... what is it?
Kasper: Three... Two... One... GO!!! [jumps super high and pounces on Steven, pushing him down to the ground and crash, deflating quickly]
Steven: Ouch....
Kasper: Ah, all done.
[The two unfuse]
Steven: Thanks...
K.O.: No problem. Feelin' better?
Steven: To be honest... no...
Everyone: WHAT?!
Steven: No, no, no... the thing is, nothing's working.
Pearl: Nothing?
Steven: Nothing... I'm sorry, everyone... all you're doing isn't helping... the Diamonds... the deflating... heck, even Trickshot's Meditation Camp ain't working!!
Trickshot: You what?!
Pocket: Calm down, Trickshot. He knows you meant well.
Trickshot: Ah. Ah.
Steven: I'm sorry, it just ain't working...
Garnet: Steven, this is a big problem.
Steven: I KNOW!!
Amethyst: Garnet is serious!!
Steven: [sighs as he turns back to normal]
Trickshot: Well, how are we gonna deal with this and White Diamond at the same time?
Steven: I'm not sure...
Pearl: He-he... ignore this, guys...
Peridot: There, there, Steven, let's go home.
Steven: Okay. [sniffs]
[Steven, Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl leave the scene]
Trickshot: Welp.
Scene 7: Steven... the Detective?
[At home]
Pearl: Why.... Why can't he control these powers?
Garnet: I'm not sure, but White Diamond is missing. That's most likely why they came back to him.
Amethyst: I agree with you, Garnet, I have a feeling that he'll become a monster again soon.
Steven: I don't want to be a giant lumbering monster again! What will I do now?
Pearl: Why don't you try a different hobby?
Steven: A hobby?
Amethyst: An activity done regularly in one's leisure time for pleasure, dude.
Steven: I know, I know, but kind of hobby will I even do?
Pearl: Well... What do you usually watch while you're at home, these days?
Steven: Detective movies, I guess?
Garnet: Then why don't you become one?
Steven: Sounds interesting.
Amethyst: Yeah man, that way you won't get pink powers if your doing a hobby right now.
Steven: Yeah, I guess you're right... but it's hopeless.
Pearl: Oh, please, Steven... you can do it.
Garnet: Yeah, Pearl's right.
Steven: I'm sorry, guys, but I just can't.
Amethyst: Oh. So what are you gonna do instead?
Steven: I'm not sure, but it better be good. Now, guys, if you mind, I'm gonna go relax and watch some television.
Garnet: Whatever you say, Steven.
Pearl: Enjoy.
Amethyst: See ya, buddy!!
[As Steven is settling into his bed, he turns on the TV]
Steven: Ah. This movie is so darn good. Y'know, it's times like this when I just forget my problems, that I actually feel happy.
[Thirty minutes later, Steven is enjoying the movie, but he is called]
Steven: [stops the movie] Who could this be? [he answers the phone] Hi, Steven Universe here, who is this?
Roger Rabbit: Hey, uh... Mr. Universe! Roger Rabbit, here!
Steven: What the-? Roger, it's really you?! From the movie?!?!
Roger Rabbit: You can bet your bottom dollar it is.
Steven: Oh my goodness... dreams do come true...
Roger Rabbit: And here's my partner, Eddie Valiant.
Eddie Valiant: Greetings, Mr. Universe. I'm Eddie.
Steven: You can call me Steven.
Roger Rabbit: Well, okay. The reason we called you is because a legendary, white diamond has been stolen.
Eddie Valiant: We don't know who stole it.
Roger Rabbit: Mm-hm. A-and you're a witness.
Steven: Am I? W-wait a minute... Hey, I think I know what you're talking about... White Diamond! It was her diamond that was stolen! She's a sentient gemstone!
Eddie Valiant: Anyway, we heard of you, Steven, and that White Diamond you're talking about.
Steven: You did?
Eddie Valiant: Yes. That's why we figure you'd be the perfect detective!
Steven: You w-w-what?!?!
Eddie Valiant: I think you heard me, Steven...
Steven: Y-yeah... but, really? Me?! A detective?! What?! Why?! How?! WHY DOES THIS ALL SOUND SO... [gulps] familar...
Eddie Valiant: You tell me... anyway, our mission takes place at the grand city itself, New Sanfranyorkyo.
Steven: Hey, I know that place... we went there for a tournament, once!
Eddie Valiant: Really? You did?
Steven: Yes, yes! The GCC, in fact.
Eddie Valiant: A guy named SpongeBob SquarePants is helping us, too...
Steven: I remember him, as well...
Roger Rabbit: Well, our plane takes off at midnight tomorrow.
Steven: Really? I have doubts, guys... what will Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl and the others think?!
Roger Rabbit: You go tell 'em after this call.
Steven: If you say so... I better go do some packing...
Roger Rabbit: Alright my friend, see ya soon...
Steven: Okay, bye! [Hangs up] I gotta tell everyone about this!
[Steven runs up to Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl]
Steven: Guys, guys, guys!
Pearl: Steven, I thought you were watching TV.
Steven: I know.
Pearl: What is it now?
Steven: I got called from Roger Rabbit and Eddie Valiant themselves!!
Amethyst: Wait, who are those guys?
Steven: Have you forgotten? Me and Connie watched that movie last week, it's my favorite detective movie.
Pearl: Hm, interesting...
Steven: And they're also inviting all of us to come back to New Sanfranyorkyo to go meet them!
Pearl: What the-?! Us?!
Steven: Yes, us.
Pearl: Steven... New Sanfranyorkyo is dangerous, remember? T-the tournament!
Steven: It'll be fine. The rest of the place is completely safe, I've been told.
Amethyst: [sighs] You really sure about this one?
Steven: Uh-huh!
Pearl: What do you think, Garnet? Should we go back there and meet those two weird guys that he spoke to?
Garnet: Well, if it makes Steven happy, yes.
Amethyst: Fine.... New Sanfranyorko, it is Steven....
Steven: Really?
Pearl: I suppose so.
Garnet: Now, go pack your things and be ready, understand?
Steven: Understood! Wait, let me go tell the others at Homeworld and CN City first!
[Steven and the others transported back to CN City, where he finds K.O. and his three pals enjoying themselves, his mom, Carol and Mr. Gar were there, Steven wasn't expecting to see them, but still has to go tell his friends as he rushes towards them]
Steven: Hey! Guys!
K.O.: Steven! You're back already?
Steven: Mm-hm!
Enid: We thought you were at home....
Steven: I know, but all of a sudden I got a call from the two guys from my favorite movie, Who Framed Roger Rabbit! Roger Rabbit and Eddie Valiant!
Radicles: Uh, who are those weirdos?
Steven: Those are the guys from the movie "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?!"
K.O.: Never heard of it...
Steven: And they're also inviting us to come to New Sanfranyorko!!!
Trickshot: What?! That place?! Boy, do I miss it...
K.O.: I do, as well... all of us, they're inviting?
Steven: Yeah. Yeah.
Everyone: WOO-HOO!! VACATION!!
Peridot: Do we go now?!
Steven: Well, there's one more person I gotta see...
[Back on Homeworld, Blue Diamond and Yellow Diamond are comforting Spinel, who is crying]
Spinel: [crying] She's gone... White Diamond is gone... what are we gonna do without her?!
Yellow Diamond: Calm down, Spinel... it's gonna be alright.
Blue Diamond: Yeah, Steven's promised to find White Diamond and bring her back here so everything will be back to normal, I'm sure of it.
Spinel: Really?
Blue Diamond: Yes, Spinel.
Yellow Diamond: Everything will be fine.
Spinel: [sighs]
[Steven warps to Homeworld and runs over to Spinel]
Steven: Hey guys, is everything okay?
Yellow Diamond: Spinel was crying about White Diamond's disappearance.
Blue Diamond: Yes, and it seems that she lost her hope and fell into despair.
Steven: [walks over to Spinel] Hey Spinel... You okay?
Spinel: Does it look like I'm okay? How can I be okay... When Homeworld's in the worst state possible, complete and total anarchy!!
Steven: Take it easy, Spinel, we'll find White Diamond, I got a call from someone who knows a lot about White Diamond's disappearance...
Spinel: [gasps] Really?!
Steven: Yeah, and we were about to head to New Sanfranyorkyo, the place where we went to the Tournament, and I was thinking about you coming along to help us find her.
Spinel: Oh, yeah! I wanna go back there, again!
Steven: It's a yes, then...
Spinel: Hooray!!
Steven: Alright, that's all set.
Spinel: Well then, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Steven: Alright then.... We're going to New Sanfranyorko to see if we can find White White Diamond and bring her back to you guys.... have I got it right?
Yellow Diamond: Yes, I think you have.
Blue Diamond: Good luck finding her, and remember... Bring her back to us as soon as possible.
Steven: Okay, I will...
Spinel: Well what are standing around here for, let's go already!
Steven: I gotta go take you to the others, first.
Spinel: Right. Right.
Steven: Let's head to CN City and reunite you to the others...
[At CN City]
K.O.: Why are we going back to New Sanfranyorko, exactly?
Enid: How would I know, we weren't expecting to go there again.
Radicles: Mm-hm.
Jasper: Well, whatever reason it is... I'm guessing it'll look better than before.
[Steven and Spinel come]
Steven: Hey, we're back!
Spinel: Hello, friends!
K.O.: Hey Steven, hey Spinel!
Enid: So we're ready or what?
Steven: Of course, let's go, everyone!
Everyone: YEAH!!!!!!!
[At Empire City airport]
Steven: Ah... back again. I missed this place.
K.O.: Me three, guys.
Radicles: So why are we back here, again?
Steven: I already told you, Roger Rabbit and Eddie Valiant has invited us to come back to New Sanfranyorkyo.
Radicles: Oh, yeah...
K.O.: Let's go into the security check, like we did before.
Steven: Good idea. Come on, guys.
[They walk to the security check]
Enid: Alright, everyone, let's check our stuff.
K.O.: Mm-hm.
Steven: Y-yeah.
Spinel: I can't wait to go back to that place again, you guys!
Jasper: Me neither.
Dendy: I loved it.
Trickshot: Me too.
Maia: Yes, we know.
Kabuki: Can't wait to see how it looks, now...
Radicles: So do I bro, so do I...
Ben: Guys, stop getting ahead of yourselves and go through the check.
Raven: You heard the man, let's go!
Peridot: Yeah! Let's go, let's go, let's go!
[Montage of everyone going through the check, then they check their items, then they go to the dragon, watch the dragon fire showwhen the plane finally takes off]
Steven: Here we go....
Peridot: Steven, what's New Sanfranyorko?!
Lapis Lazuli: Peridot, you already know, remember? You were hyped to go there, before.
Steven: Lapis' gotta point you know.
Peridot: Humph! I forgot, for crying out loud.
K.O.: Okay, okay, Peridot. Enid, do you think this time that city will look good as new? Maybe better?
Enid: I wouldn't know, K.O.
K.O.: I mean, I was ignoring Sticky's advice, because he annoyed me, and I thought that it was... probably a joke... I should've listened to his advice.
Enid: You should've. But, hey, that was in the past, and now, we're not fighting any crazy monsters or-or anything like that. Just some good ol' crime busting.
K.O.: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Enid: I guess I am.
K.O.: [chuckles] Oh, don't rub it in.
Enid: Okay, okay.
[Radicles and Jasper arrived]
Radicles: Hey dudes, everything okay? Jasper and I were getting snacks.
Enid: Yeah, we're fine. What did you get?
Radicles: Let's see, I got chips, pizza, soda, popcorn, nachos, cheeseburgers and hot dogs.
K.O.: Sounds delicious!
Radicles: Dig in, you guys.
[Everyone are now enjoying their meals]
Jasper: Man, these cheeseburgers are great, you guys...
Radicles: And this hot dog tastes better than I expected...
Jasper: That's right, blue boy.
Radicles: Hey, who are you calling blue boy?!
K.O.: Calm down, Rad. Sorry about that, Jasper.
Jasper: It’s fine...
Enid: Don't sweat it, Jasper, you're one of us now.
K.O.: Mm-hm!
Radicles: Yeah sure, whatever...
Jasper: Okay. Okay.
K.O.: Right.
[Amethyst was all the way in the front looking at her sister hanging out with K.O. and his two co-workers]
Amethyst: [sighs] I can't believe my sister is hanging out with K.O. and his buddies, now....
Steven: Well, that's how she is now, Jasper has found herself some new friends and teammates, Amethyst.
Amethyst: Yeah, she used to be evil a long time ago, when she came to Earth.
Steven: I remember that.
Amethyst: She captured us when we were defeated, and thanks to you, you helped us escape while Garnet battled Jasper, when she fused into Malachite with Lapis Lazuli.
Steven: [sighs] That sure was a long time ago.
Amethyst: Crazy, y'know?
Steven: Yeah, I know... Good thing you, Garnet, and Pearl fused into Alexandrite to stop Malachite, on Watermelon Island, they unfused themselves back to normal, you guys caught Lapis Lazuli, but Jasper fell into a deep ravine...
Amethyst: Exactly...
Steven: We have other things to focus on, now, though...
Amethyst: Yeah, y-you're a detective.
Steven: I never thought it would happen... but, it did...
Amethyst: Wait a minute, what about that time with Connie's dad?
Enid: Yeah. Mr. Gar tells me all the time to be careful when fightin' Lord Boxman. And when I don't listen, my butt gets kicked hard.
K.O.: Really?
Enid: Really.
K.O.: So, what should I do?
Enid: Just be careful, kid...
K.O.: [nods]
Enid: Aside from that, are you excited?
K.O.: I am, actually.
Enid: That's what I thought.
Trickshot: What do you think, guys?
Pocket: Fantastic!
Grotto: Yeah.
Prince: It will if you ask me. But you guys gotta stay careful, okay?!
Buffer: We will.
Tarot: Same with me, Prince. I'm gonna look over y'guys.
Trickshot: Sounds fair... what do you think, sis?
Pocket: Ok.
Grotto: I agree with you guys.
Prince: Alright, good luck, I suppose.
Trickshot: Don’t worry, Prince, we’ll be fine.
Pocket: We’ll be great!
Grotto: Yeah, I agree.
Steven: All right, guys, it's time to get out the plane.
Peridot: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Lapis Lazuli: [sighs]
Bismuth: Come on, get moving....
[Steven and the others walked out of the plane]
Steven: So, whadd'ya think?
K.O.: Nice...
Sonic: Yeah, I'll say.
Ben: Even better than before...
Raven: So, what should we do now, Steven?
Steven: We'll just leave the airport as usual, for now.
K.O.: Alright, if it's okay with you, Enid.
Enid: Yeah.
Radicles: I'll come too.
Trickshot: So will I, everything will be fine around here, right guys?
Pocket: Of course.
Prince: As long as you guys are safe, that is.
Grotto: We know, Prince, we know.
Buffer: We'll be alright, sir.
Tarot: Yeah, what Buffer said.
Prince: If you say so...
Steven: Right, everyone... let's do this!!
Everyone: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[In the airport, Mage the sneaky raccoon appears out of nowhere and attempts to make a scheme]
Mage: He-he-he... They're gone. Now this is my chance to steal everything I want and get revenge on those fools for what they've done to me in the first place!
[Steven and friends go into the airport]
Steven: Here we are, guys. We gotta get our luggage out of the baggage carousel.
K.O.: That's right Steven.
Enid: And then find a hotel, to rest there...
Radicles: You said it, Enid.
Mage: He-he... look at those fools. Now, I gotta get someone to distract them while I steal their stuff. But who should do it... hmmm... [he spots Randy Betancourt] He looks good. [grabs Randy and pulls him so he's looking at him] Hey!
Randy: Huh? What?! What the heck, what the heck's going on, who are you?!
Mage: Why do you need to know. Now, I need you to go distract those guys over there... [he points at Steven and his friends]
Randy: Why?
Mage: I'm gonna steal their luggage.
Randy: Fine, but what's in it for me?
Mage: Do not tell them that I'm here, cause if you do, I'll send you to a fire of hell!
Randy: No! Anything but that!!
Mage: [sighs] Go.
Randy: Fine. Fine. [chuckles, as he walks up to Steven and his friends] Hey, you guys!
Steven: Hey there, what's your name?
Randy: Randy Betancourt.
Trickshot: Well, we'd love to chat, but we gotta go to the hotel and rest there for a bit before John Killborne picks us up.
Randy: W-what?! No, no, don't you want, an, uh, snack at the diner? A burger? A shake? Maybe a couple bowls of fries? Mr. Killborne can wait.
Steven: I don't know, what do you think, guys?
Garnet: I'm not sure, he seems a bit suspicious. But I guess he has a point. C'mon, guys, let's go eat dinner. [Steven and his friends walk over to the diner]
Mage: [comes over to Randy] What the heck is wrong with you?!
Randy: What is it? I did what you asked, I distracted them, I don't see what I did wrong...
Mage: [sighs] You have to act as usual, darn it. Otherwise, they'll get suspicious, and we'll be busted.
Randy: Hey, it was your idea to distract 'em, not me, y'know.
Mage: Whatever... Now let's get out of here!! [they run to the baggage carousel to steal the stuff, hiding behind it so nobody could see them]
Randy: Now what?
Mage: Now, get out of here, you've done your job! And you did it terribly.
Randy: [groans as he walks off]
Mage: Good riddance for that numbskull, now I'll have to do it by myself anyway... [leaves the scene]
[At the diner]
Steven: Man, this diner is amazing!
K.O.: Yeah, I don't know why we have to eat, but I'm okay with it.
Enid: Garnet was right, guys, this does sound suspicious, don't you think?
Radicles: Besides, we were gonna go eat at the bar later.
Jasper: True... let's go. And find that Randy guy while we're at it.
Steven: If you say so... [they all leave, except for Amethyst]
Amethyst: Wait, let's not waste the fries!! [holds up the fry bowls and runs after them]
Steven: Phew! What a close one!
Amethyst: Come here fries!!! [gobbles the fries]
Lapis Lazuli: I wonder why this Randy guy came to us in the first place.
[Mage is walking nearby them with the suitcases, unaware that they noticed him]
Mage: Hooray! I have their suitcases! I gotta run.
Trickshot: Crap, it's Mage!!
Prince: My arch-nemesis...
Grotto: And the one that stole the whales.
Mage: What the-?!
Trickshot: I think I know why Randy came to us, Mage is responsible for this madness!!! And look, he has our suitcases!
Grotto: Let's get him!!! [they all run after him, as they run past the Peanuts]
Charlie Brown: Good grief...
Snoopy: [growls angrily]
Mage: Guys, there's no point chasing me! If you continue, I'll... I'll... I-
Jasper: [stomps on his tail, much to his pain as he let go of some suitcases, he tries to run but his tail was stomped] Thought you could get away with this, huh?!
K.O.: Jasper..... flush him down the drain!
Jasper: With pleasure.... [he picks him up and takes him to the toilet as she flushes him down the drain] Sa long, sucka! [laughs]
Mage: Curse you, [scene cuts inside the water pipe with Mage, gurgling on water] Trickshoooooot! [he disappears into the hole]
Trickshot: See ya!
Pocket: Bye!
[They walk out of the bathroom, and past the Peanuts again, who look shocked]
Charlie Brown: Woah...
Lucy van Pelt: What was going on?
Charlie Brown: We're confused.
Snoopy: [nods]
Steven: Uh, sorry about that, kids... we don't like anyone who tries to steal our suitcases.... especially our treasures, of course...
Charlie Brown: Gee. Sounds hard. What are you doing out in the big city of New Sanfranyorkyo, anyway?
Steven: John Killborne has invited us to come here and help us bust a case.
Charlie Brown: Really? That sounds interesting. And John Killborne is helping you? Wow, you must be honored.
Steven: Yeah, well, honors is honors.
Charlie Brown: Anyways, my name's Charlie Brown, and these are my friends and my dog Snoopy.
Snoopy: [barks happily]
Steven: Well, nice to meet you, I'm Steven Universe.
Linus van Pelt: Steven Universe? That's an interesting name you got.
Steven: Yeah, I know.
Lucy: I'm Lucy, and this is my brother, Linus. [points to Linus]
Charlie Brown: Linus is my best friend, but my other best friend is Snoopy.
Snoopy: [nods yes]
Steven: Well nice to meet you....
K.O.: [shows up to Steven and the others] Steven, there you are, we've been looking everywhere for you.... [sees the Peanuts] Who are those guys?
Charlie Brown: Hello, My name's Charlie Brown, these are my friends, Linus, Lucy, and this is my dog, Snoopy.
Trickshot: I'm Trickshot.
Pocket: Pocket.
Nico: I'm Nico the Monkey.
Pedro: Pedro.
Pablo: Pablo.
Pandora: Pandora.
Pierce: Pierce.
Pike: Pike.
K.O.: My name's K.O.
Enid: I'm Enid, and this is my Friend, Rad.
Radicles: Sup, kids...
Steven: These are my other friends.
Charlie Brown: Whoa, you have a lot a friends, Mr. Universe.
Snoopy: [nods yes]
Steven: Oh, that's just a few of 'em...
Charlie Brown: Really?
Steven: Mm-hm. Yeah.
Linus van Pelt: Interesting.
Lucy van Pelt: Interesting indeed.
Snoopy: [sniffing at K.O.]
K.O.: [giggles] Your dog seems cute, Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown: Thanks, he's always curious about everything...
Linus van Pelt: Yeah.
Charlie Brown: And he's always having some of his fantasies on his brain...
K.O.: How'd ya kids get here?
Charlie Brown: We live here, in fact!
Lucy van Pelt: We're at the airport because we're getting our suitcases. We just cam back from Los Angeles, when that crazy raccoon almost stole our suitcases. But thanks to you guys, you stopped him by flushing him down the toilet...
K.O.: Right...
Steven: Gee, Mage could've stolen your stuff...
Charlie Brown: Yeah, I know.
Snoopy: [nods yes]
Steven: You're lucky we came along to stop him.
Charlie Brown: How could we ever thank you, Mr. Universe?
Steven: It's no deal....
Charlie Brown: Alright, what brings you here in TBA.
