This is the full movie transcript of the 2020 film Baldi336: The Movie.
Part 1: Welcome to my Schoolhouse![]
'''(Shows 20th Century Studios logo variant, then shows Warner Bros. Pictures logo, and then shows the Universal Studios logos on screen)'''
(Shows Disney Logo, then when the arc forms, the logo turns into a paper sheet then opening credits, for more on the opening credits, see page Baldi336: The Movie/Credits)
Narrator: Welcome to the Solar System, and I'm the narrator, and I'm almost getting burned by the sun.
(Screen then goes Mecury and Saturn)
Narrator: And that's Earth! So let's go to Here Town!
Narrator: And then, meet his friend named Baldi336.
Baldi336: Hello there! I am Baldi336, and I'm going to Baldi's Schoolhouse!
(Screen then goes past Here Town then Schoolhouse)
Baldi336: And that means I'm going to Baldi's Schoolhouse A.K.A Here School!
Baldi: Oh, Hi! Welcome to my Schoolhouse!
(Screen shows the You Can Think Pad)
Baldi: Problem 1.
Baldi: 5+5=
Baldi336: 10!
Baldi: Great job! That's right!
Narrator: 2 problems later....
Baldi: You got a shiny quarter for being good at math!
Baldi336: Thank you.
Narrator: Another 2 problems later....
(Screen shows the You Can Think Pad)
Baldi: Problem 3!
Baldi: 8439049024890+43834894343x233232323223=
Baldi336: 666!
(Screen shows Baldi getting angry)
Baldi: I HEAR EVERY DOOR YOU OPEN!
Part 2: Baldi gets angry![]
Baldi336: WAIT WHAT!
Baldi: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! You think I'm bad, and that's good, right, because you're getting spanked with a ruler!
Baldi336: Oh No!
Principal of the Thing: "whistles offscreen"
(Later, Baldi336 runs while the Principal is here)
Principal of the Thing: No running in the halls!
Principal of the Thing: 15 seconds! Detention for you. When will you learn?
Baldi336: HEY! WHY DID YOU SENT ME TO DETENTION!
Principal of the Thing: Because you've been breaking the rules!
Baldi336: Ugh. whatever.
Baldi336: "screams"
Playtime: LET'S PLAY
Playtime: Ready, Go!
Playtime: "Counts 1-5"
Playtime: Wow! That's Great! let's play again! Sometime soon....
It's a Bully: I'm gonna take your candy......
Baldi336: Oh No! It's The Bully!
It's a Bully: I'll take that..... It's mine NOW......
(Later, Baldi slaps his ruler off screen)
Baldi336: OH NO
The Test: Oh... can help you?
Baldi336: YES
The Test: I can help you. But don't touch Baldi. he will slap you
Baldi336: Okay, Test. see you.
The Test: Bye Baldi336.
(Later then, Baldi336 sees Mickey)
Mickey: Hi ya, pal! You wanna help you?
(5 notebooks later)
Part 3: All 7 Notebooks[]
Baldi: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU FOUND ALL 7 NOTEBOOKS! NOW ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS: GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!! HEH-HEEEEEEEH!
Baldi336: Aw, crap!
(Later, Arts & Crafters charges at the player while the screen turns red)
Baldi336: Wait, what? I need to find 2 more exits!
(Then, the screen fades to Baldi336 running in Here Town)
Baldi336: Please, let's find the portal!
(the cannon blastes Baldi336)
Baldi336: "SCREAMS"
Baldi: "I'm coming!"
Baldi: "SCREAMS"
(and then, Baldi336 and Baldi is in the portal, it uses mix-up colors)
(scene shows Baldi336's house)
Part 4: Baldi336's House[]
Baldi336: What is this house?
Baldi: This is YOUR house, Baldi336, and let's take a tour of it!
Baldi336: Okay Baldi.
(After the house tour.....)
Baldi: Okay, thank you! now i have to go back to my own world.
Baldi336: Thanks Baldi.
Baldi: Okay, I'll see you later!
(Later, Baldi goes back into the portal then the portal disappears)
Baldi336: Ahhhhh....... Baldi had disappeared.
Baldi336: But, Freddy has just been not here for months after its last preformance in March 12, 2020.....
Freddy: Hey guys, wanna do a show?
Kids: YAAAAYYYYYYYY!
Freddy: Now let's do the show!
(flashback disappears from his phone)
Baldi336: Okay, let's go repair Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
(the scene fades to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza at nighttime)
Baldi336: Now we're in Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
Baldi336: Now let's go inside.
Baldi336: WAIT WHAT! CLOSED?
Part 5: Repairing Freddy's[]
Baldi336: Wait? I think about Baldina's Schoolhouse that had Thed! But Is TimTom and Dr. Reflex coming soon?
Baldi336: Okay, now let's repair the sign.
(the music of the Nintendo Land theme song plays while Baldi336 whistles the Baldi's Basics Main Theme)
Baldi336: Come on, Come on!
(Many Minutes Later....)
Baldi336: Okay, let's test out the neon sign.
Baldi336: Hey, manager!
Manager: Thanks for repairing Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!
Baldi336: Now it's repaired! Now let's go home.
(the scene changes into daytime)
(many kids go to the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Grand Re-Opening with Freddy, Bonnie, Chicka, and Foxy)
Man #1: Okay, it's the grand re-opening of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!
(everyone applauds)
Man #2: Okay, now let's get some screenshots!
Evil Baldi336: HAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW IT'S TIME TO GET GIGA BALDI AROUND ON OCTOBER 9!
Part 6: Lake Shore Middle School[]
(scene cuts to the Middle School)
Baldi336: Wow! That's a great school!
Student #1: Okay, that's a great school!
Mr. Hancock: Now, Let's learn!
All Students: Okay!
(scene fades to the Cafe)
Baldi336: Okay, now let's get some lunch!
Student #7: Me too!
Trash: Oh, i'm a crazy trash....
(scene fades to dismissal)
Student #1: Okay, gotta go!
Mr. Hancock: Bye Student!
Baldi336: Come on....
(When Bald336 went home....)
Part 7: Back Home[]
(scene fades into the Living Room)
Baldi336: I'm gonna watch some Access Hollywood.
(TV turns on)
Access Hollywood Man: Brad wears his beard truly the lights his kids as Yo Gabba Gabba's DJ Lance Rock-
(TV turns into static for 7 seconds then turns off)
Baldi336: Okay, Where's my parents?
(his parents appeared)
Baldi336's Dad: Hey, it's time for your bedtime, you gotta get some sleep!
Baldi336: Okay Dad!
Baldi336's Mom: Goodnight!
Baldi336: Night Mom & Dad!
(Baldi336 wakes up)
Baldi336: HEY! I WAS ABOUT TO GET SLEEP BUT MY EVIL CLONE INTERRUPTED ME!
Evil Baldi336: HA HA HA HA HA! 8 MORE DAYS THEN I WOULD GET GIGA BALDI AROUND!
Part 8: Meet Baldi336's Friends[]
Baldi336: Hey there, Let's go to the Here Town and meet the new friends, Beans, Ms. Pomp, Chalkles, and Johnny!
Beans: Hi there!
Ms. Pomp: Hello friend!
Chalkles: It's so nice to see you!
Johnny: We are happy that you are here!
Baldi336: Hello Beans, Ms. Pomp, Chalkles, and Johnny!
Johnny: Okay, I'm gonna play some Smash Bros. Let's go to Johnny's House and play.
Baldi336: That's a great idea! Let's go!
(scene fades to Johnny's House)
Johnny: The fighters are Me as My Mii, Baldi336 is Ness, Ms. Pomp is Peach, Chalkes is Ice Climbers, and Beans is Sheik.
Johnny: The stage we are playing on is Venom.
(scene fades to when the match is over)
Announcer: Game!
Johnny: That was a great game.
Announcer: Sheik wins!
Johnny: Now let's turn off the TV.
Baldi336: Hey, Johnny! You think it was a great game?
Johnny: Yes!
Beans: I loved Smash Bros. And i think there's a Baldi in Smash Bros.
Baldi: WAIT? I'M IN SMASH BROS?
Minecraft Steve: Me Too!
Mane 6: WE WANT TO BE IN SMASH BROS! (X5)
Baldi: Fine. I'll jsut have me and Baldi's friends and Mane 6 in Smash Bros if Nintendo wants to.
Part 9: The Ship[]
Baldi336: What is the ship?
Filename2: This is King K. Rool's ship.
Baldi336: What is it mean?
King K. Rool: HA HA HA! I'M KING K. ROOL! AND I'M GONNA TAKE OVER DONKEY KONG ISLAND!
Baldi336: Wait What?
(scene cuts to the Blast-O-Matic about to destroy Donkey Kong Island)
King K. Rool: LET'S USE THE LASER TO DESTROY IT!
(Blast-O-Matic destroys Donkey Kong Island)
Filename2: Let's go before we get caught!
(Blast-O-Matic destroyed the entire Donkey Kong Island)
King K. Rool: HA HA HA HA HA! AND NOW THAT'S THE END!
(fake credits start rolling as it says
KREDITS
KODING.........KLAP TRAP
KARACTERS.........KRUSHA
KOLOURING.........KRITTER
KONCEPT.........KLUMP
KOMMANDER.........KING K. ROOL
THE END?
)
Part 10: Baldi336 leaves Here Town[]
Baldi336: Fake ending?
King K. Rool: HA HA HA HA HA! YOU THINK IT'S THE END? NO! YOU JUST GOT PRANKED!
Baldi336: Okay. I'm leaving Here Town.
Baldi336: Come on, let's go to the portal...
(Baldi336 lands into the portal then as he goes back to his house, the portal disappears.
Baldi336: Whoa! that was so close! Now I'm gonna look at a newspaper!
(Baldi336 reads the newspaper as it says "Giga Baldi will go around on October 9. Warning! Students of Lake Shore and Here School must run away from Giga Baldi.")
Baldi336: WHAT? GIGA BALDI?
Evil Baldi336: HA HA HA HA HA! I'M GONNA START THE GIGA BALDI THE NEXT DAY!
Part 11: Wario-Man![]
Baldi336: Let's read the comic named "Wario-Man saves Baldi's Schoolhouse".
Narrator: One day, Wario-Man sees the destroyed Here School.
Narator: Then, Wario-Man fixes the sign.
Narrator: After, Wario-Man has repaired the school.
Narrator: Then Wario-Man fixed the school, the kids got happy! The End.
Baldi336: That was a great comi-
Baldi336: Whoa!
Evil Baldi336: HE HE HE HA HA HE HE! I'M STARTING THE GIGA BALDI TODAY!
Part 12: Giga Baldi Fight[]
(scene cuts to Here School)
Evil Baldi336: NOW LET'S GET GIGA BALDI STARTED!
(unpowered Giga Baldi starts to grow)
(Giga Baldi flashes red gas sign)
Evil Baldi336: What? Gas?
Baldi336: There's gonna be a Giga Baldi around!
(Time Card says: Many Hours Later...)
(Giga Baldi starts up)
Giga Baldi: HA HA HA HA HA! MY NAME IS GIGA BALDI AND I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!
Baldi336: Wait What? Giga Baldi?
Baldi: Oh noes! I got a Giga Form!
Baldi336: Don't worry Baldi! I can help you!
(Giga Baldi uses the Mega Laser and starts killing people into skeletons)
Giga Baldi: LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO USE THE LASER!
Baldi: Backup!
Student #12: Why there a Giga Baldi? You know Baldi is inappropriate for school! and so is South Park!
Filename2: Oh no. There's a Giga Baldi. Gotta hide.
(Time Card: Many hits later... then after the time card Giga Baldi is a spider)
Baldi: Wait? I know Giga Baldi is a spider NOW! BACK UP!
Baldi336: Hit him.
Baldi: HEY!
Baldi336: Oh.. Lift the truck....
Giga Baldi: HEYYYYYYYYYY!
(After then, Giga Baldi turns his face to red then he roars)
Baldi: OH NOES!!!!!!! HE IS GOING TO DESTORY HERE SCHOOL!!!!!!
Giga Baldi: HE HA HA HA HA HA I'M GONNA STEAL HERE SCHOOL! SO THIS MEANS ALL THE PLACES IS NOW BALDI-RELATED!
(Giga Baldi changes some signs, aka McDonald's becomes McBaldi's and Chuck E. Cheese's becomes Baldi E. Ruler's then the sky turns thunder)
Ness: PK THUNDER!!!!!!
Giga Baldi: NOW WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! I'M ALMOST GONNA DIE!
Kirby: HIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Giga Baldi: NOW YOU'VE JUST ANNOYED ME!
(The smash ball appears)
Ness: PK..... STARSTORM!!!!!!
(raining stars appeared by Ness)
Part 13: Giga Baldi Goes Crazy and dies[]
Baldi336: OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Giga Baldi: OH............ NO.............
(Giga Baldi falls down then he powered down as defeat)
Baldi: We did it guys! We defeated Giga Baldi-
Evil Baldi336: Oh, so just killed Giga Baldi.... So you'll get killed back.
Baldi336: OH NO!!!!!!!!!
Evil Baldi336: You can run, but you can't hide!
Baldi336: Baldi, get him.
(Baldi shoots Evil Baldi336 then he falls off as defeat)
Evil Baldi336: NOOOOOOOOOO I AM DEADDDDDDDDD!
(all of the places go back to normal except Here School the the sky turns back into the blue sky and white clouds)
Part 14: Here School Destroyed[]
Baldi336: Oh, Here School just got destroyed....
Baldi: Oh, so that Giga Baldi just destroyed our school.
Principal of the Thing: Oh no. The school just got destroyed.
Playtime: Me too.
It's a Bully: Me three.
Gotta Sweep: Me four.
1st Prize: Me five.
Beans: Me six.
Ms. Pomp: Me seven.
Chalkles: Me eight.
Johnny: Me nine.
Baldi336: So, we'll just repair Here School!
Baldi336: Okay, but first, let's sing a song!
(Song: Repairing the School)
Baldi336: Let's repair the school
Baldi: And get new signs!
Playtime: Play jump rope again!
Beans: Spit gum again!
Baldi336: Get new walls!
Principal of the Thing: And fix the sign in the halls!
Everyone: We're gonna repair x4
Everyone: Here School!
Baldi336: Hooray for Baldi's Basics Team!
Part 15: Here School Repaired[]
(Scene fades to the Here School Grand-Reopening on October 11th)
Baldi: So, Here School got the grand-reopening after Giga Baldi had destroyed it!
Baldi336: Okay! Here comes the Baldina's Basis Crew!
Baldina: Come to my Poem Schoolhouse soon in the Sequel!
Guard: So You'll just be in part of this school!
Zauchka and other BBIEAL and BBIELG gang: Okay! and this means, let's take a bow!
(Everyone takes a bow)
Baldi: Look! It's Plory and Yoop!
Plory: Hey Yoop! you'll see some trash in the future!
Yoop: Plory! You'll look at the trash in the dump during the last Giga Baldi Battle!
Plory: Thanks for Yoop at this opening.
Baldi: Thank you, Plory and Yoop.
Yoop: Thanks Baldi!
Plory: And me too. Hey! Snargg isn't here!
Chalkles: I can be in the chalk again!
Beans: And I can spit gum again too!
Part 16: Epilogue[]
Baldi: So, Baldi336, you'll be going?
Baldi336: okay, Baldi. I'm gonna go in a moment.
(Baldi336 then leaves)
Baldi: Wait what? You can't go without a car!
Baldi336: Okay, so here's my car and let's get gas.
(Baldi336 fills gas at his car)
Baldi: You need to go, Baldi336!
Everyone: AWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Baldi: We gotta say goodbye first!
Baldi336: How do I get OUT of here?
Baldi: Head straight down the road, and you fly ahead, then you go back home!
Baldi336: Okay Baldi. I gotta get going.
(Song: Goodbye "Alternative Movie Version")
CHORUS
Everyone: Goodbye x8
Baldi: Goodbye, see you later. I had fun.
Baldi336: Bye Baldi. I had fun beating Giga Baldi.
Beans: Goodbye, see you later. We had much fun.
Baldi336: Keep spitting your beans, Beans.
Beans: Okay, Baldi336, you'll go in a moment.
CHORUS
Baldi336: I'll see you soon Baldi!
Baldi: And I hope you'll see you soon too!
Baldi336: GOODBYE!!!!!!!!
(After the song ended, Baldi336 flies around then he goes back into the portal, and when he is in the portal, the portal disappears)
Baldi336: Whoa, Where are we? Oh! Let's go to the Lab!
(Scene fades into the Lab)
Baldi336: What is this lab?
(Then, a Monsters, Inc. Door which is a Class Door from Here School)
Baldi336: Whoa, your evil clone! You're back? Well, you're kicked out of here!
Evil Baldi336: No No No No No... Please No... No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(After then, the doors shuts off after he went into the door)
Baldi336: When will Giga Baldi look like after defeated?
(Scene cuts into Giga Baldi being destroyed then the scene pans into McDonald's)
Baldi336: And then, So that conclude the movie, that was fun that Giga Baldi was defeated!
Baldi: And me too! So this mean-
Baldi clones: SLAP IT UP! X17
Baldi: AHHHHH! YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME?
Baldi336: Slap them.
(Baldi slaps all of the Baldi clones)
Narrator: And so, Baldi has defeated all of the Baldi clones. And they lived happily ever after.
(The scene pans back into Earth)
Part 17: End Credits[]
See page: Baldi336: The Movie/Credits
Part 18: Where is Arthur?/Neon School[]
Baldi336: Whoa? What is THIS dark house?
Arthur: HEY!
Baldi336: "SCREAMS"
Baldi336: Oh my god. that was scary.
(The scene changes into Here School with neon lights)
Baldi336: Here School WITH neon lights? Oh, that's cool.
Baldi: Oh, hi! That's the neon school! Come on in if you want cause it's a party!
Baldi336: A PARTY? Let's go!
(Baldi336 comes with Baldi to the party then after the yellow door closes, the scene cuts to black)
(When the screen cuts to black, the text reads while it fades: Baldi336 will return in Baldi336: The Movie 2: Baldina's Adventure after a few seconds, Coming Soon fades in then after 8 seconds the text fades out then the Closing Logos are shown on screen)