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Attack of The 50 Foot Nerd is an upcoming American-Canadian adult computer-animated science fiction action-comedy film. It was Sony Pictures Entertainment's first feature film to be about a male giant.
In the far reaches of space, a strange meteorite across the galaxy, heading towards Earth. Meanwhile, at Shopwell's, everybody is enjoying shopping. They buying the sausages and buns to make hot dogs. Then, they made the hot dogs for Darren. Later, at Darren's house. Darren was jerking off to the porn magazine and cumshots at the magazine. He then looks at his penis and being sucking. Then, he cums inside as swallowing the cums. The cums are over the room and porn magazine, he thinks like it.
Then he cleans up the room. Then he was taking a shower. After that, Darren grabs the towel and cleaning himself. Darren then put the pair of red briefs. And once he's finished. His friends knocked on the door, and then he wanted to have some sexy pair of undies to get the ladies attention. The ladies love him in his sexy pair of undies, so they join him, but suddenly there was a rival of Darren asking someone that sooner or later.
He will win the race. Then, the meteorite crash-landed on the forest. Darren wanted to check it out, then he saw a big shadow inside of the meteorite. It was a giant. By the named Xerlic who is waiting to be swapped so that he won't be a giant. He chose Darren to be a giant. Then, everyone freaked out and ran away from him. They enter the buildings and then look at the window. Back at his home, Darren went to the mirror from the bathroom and notices that his skin is looking green. He is shocked as runs to the forest where the meteorite crashes into. He notices Xerlic has been disappeared. Darren
- Paul Rudd as Darren
- Nicole Oliver as Alex
- Sarah Silverman as Maria
- John Goodman as Thomas
- Jim Rash as Xerlic - A rival
- Dan Castellaneta as Professor Manny Leslie
- Chloë Grace Moretz as Daryl
- TBD as
Alex: Wow, you look glowing.
Alex: No, I mean your skin is glowing. It's green!
(Darren notices his hand began to grow.)
Darren: Oh no! (groans) Alex!
(His clothes are about tear as he was growing.)
(Everyone notice and gasping in shocked when they see Darren's clothes was been tear while he was growing.)
Shopper: OH MY GOD!
Alex: What's going on?! What's happening here?!
Darren: You're all shrinking!
Alex: Uh-uh! You're growing!
Darren: Well, make it stop!
Shopper: Get me the government!
(One person runs from the store with his phone.)
Darren: This is impossible!
(Darren's watch snaps, the shopper look and getting hit.)
Darren: No, this can't be happening.
(All the shoppers screamed and run for their lives)
Darren: Wait, wait. Everybody, it's OK! Have some foods and money while we're figuring this out!
Shopper: Open it! Open it!
(All the shoppers and employees exiting of the store.)
Darren: Alex! Help me! (grunting)
Alex: Oh sweet lord! (grunting)
(Outside, Darren is now destroying the supermarket.)
Shopper: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Maria: Oh, Thomas! It's his first day of work!
(They are been took away by guards.)
Darren: Alex? Alex?
Alex: Alex... Darren?
Darren: Thank goodness you're OK! What's happening to me?
Alex: Don't panic! Don't worry! Whatever you do, don't drop... ME!
Alex: Sorry sir.
Darren: Who are you, people? What are you doing? Stop it! Be careful!
Alex: Get your hands off me! Don't you know who I am?!
Guard: So you are an employee of Shopwell's?
Guard: So sorry about that.
(Alex then runs to Giant Darren.)
(Xerlic stand up from the ground and begin
- This is the first Sony movie that is about giants.
- This is also the second computer-animated movie to be science fiction action-comedy after Monsters vs Aliens.
- It's based on Monsters vs Aliens, Attack of The 50 Foot Cheerleader, Attack of The 50 Foot Woman, and King Kong.
- The film contains sexual content,
- During the growth scene, Darren's clothes (his shirt gets
- The movie title is a reference to "Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman".
- When Xerlic searches for the power to become a giant, it's similar to the scene where someone searches for
- The scene where Xerlic gets swapped to become normal size, it's similar to the scene where