Puffy Stunts/Transcript

Transcript of the 2016 short film Puffy Stunts.

Transcript
(The Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi logo appears before cutting to a title card that says: "Puffy Stunts.")

(Fade in to a concert hosted by Puffy AmiYumi, where members Ami Onuki and Yumi Yoshimura are playing the drums and guitar, as the audience cheers for them. They finish a few seconds later.)

Ami Onuki: Thank you, everyone! Be prepared for the upcoming show by Soren & Harden later!

(Ami and Yumi leave the stage. Their manager Kaz Harada was waiting.)

Kaz Harada: Hey, girls! Nice job out there!

Yumi Yoshimura: Thanks, Kaz. It was definitely worth the money.

Kaz Harada: Anyways, what's up with these "Soren & Harden" people?

Ami Onuki & Yumi Yoshimura: Nani?! (What?!)

Ami Onuki: You mean you don't know Soren & Harden?

Kaz Harada: No, I do know who they are. It's just that I don't get the hype around these people.

Yumi Yoshimura: Come on, Kaz. They're some of the bravest-

Ami Onuki: Most hardcore!

Yumi Yoshimura: Daredevils of all time!

Ami Onuki: And they're gonna do it like this! Jumping on loops and passing them over another!

Kaz Harada: I'm pretty sure ballerinas do that too.

(Kaz's phone rings.)

Kaz Harada: Oh! Hold on, girls. I gotta answer this phone call.

(Kaz leaves the shot.)

Yumi Yoshimura: Can you believe this? Us? Sharing the stage with Soren & Harden?

Ami Onuki: I know! I can hardly contain myself!

Kaz Harada: (off-screen) What do you mean they're not coming?

(Swoosh to Kaz.)

Kaz Harada: But they're up in ten minutes!

Ami Onuki: What?

Kaz Harada: Okay. I understand. Goodbye.

(Kaz hangs up.)

Kaz Harada: Well, girls, I have bad news.

Yumi Yoshimura: What?

Kaz Harada: Soren & Harden are not coming.

Ami Onuki & Yumi Yoshimura: Nani?! (What?!)

Yumi Yoshimura: What do you mean they're not coming? They're up in, like, ten minutes or so!

Kaz Harada: I know that, but they got caught in a traffic jam just outside of town. We might have to cancel the performance.

Yumi Yoshimura: Come on, Kaz. We've paid a lot of money for this. We've gotta do something.

Kaz Harada: Like what? Everyone's expecting...

(Kaz looks at the poster for Soren & Harden and notice that Ami and Yumi look similar to each other.)

(Ten minutes later...)

Kaz Harada: Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to... Soren & Harden!

(The audience goes silent.)

Audience Member: What?!

(It is revealed that "Soren & Harden" are just Ami and Yumi, but with white paint on their clothes, helmets on their heads, and earpieces.)

Audience Member: Oh, you gotta be kidding me!

TBA.