Scott Pilgrim vs. the Cycle of Adulthood (Infinity Comics)/Issue 1

The first issue of Scott Pilgrim vs. the Cycle of Adulthood (Infinity Comics).

Transcript
It begins in Toronto, Canada as there is a narrator narrating as it zoom cuts to Ramona's home.


 * Narrator: In Toronto, Canada, Scott Pilgrim is finally leading a somewhat decent life.

It's revealed that in the home, Scott and Kim are using it as practice for Shatter Band while Ramona is preparing some tea in the other room.


 * Kim: WE ARE SHATTER BAND! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
 * Scott: (singing) Is this the real life? Or is it just fantasy? Something something landslide. No escape from gravity. Open your eyes. Look up to the sky and see.
 * Kim: Scott, do I really have to sing the next part?
 * Scott: Yes Kim, the idea of Bohemian Rhapsody is that everyone sings.
 * Kim: Why did we pick Bohemian Rhapsody as the second song to learn again?
 * Scott: It's called a showstopper.
 * Kim: And I don't think it could be effective with only two people in the band.
 * Scott: Fair.
 * Narrator: Scott Pilgrim has a grim realization.
 * Scott: Does that mean we are like Fleetwood Mac?
 * Kim: You're aware Fleetwood Mac was more than two people right?
 * Scott: No.

Ramona comes back.


 * Ramona: I'm back. Got Liver Disaster for Kim, Sleepytime for Scott and Vanilla Almond for me.
 * Kim: Hell yeah.

They get from their band equipment and begin drinking.


 * Ramona: I heard some of your song. You guys sure did suck. No offense.
 * Kim: We know.
 * Ramona: You know?
 * Scott: When Knives and Neil literally admit we suck, it's clear we suck. But hey, we are trying to get less sucky.
 * Ramona: Do you think that will ever happen?
 * Scott: Yes
 * Kim: (at the same time as Scott) No.
 * Ramona: I see. So any big things going on?
 * Scott: I got ourselves a gig. Club Rockit.
 * Ramona: (jokingly) At least no evil ex will burst through the wall demanding a challenge.
 * Kim: Instead we will be booed out.
 * Scott: Think positively Kim.
 * Kim: I am positive that we will be booed out.
 * Scott: I walked right into that one, didn't I?