Marvel Spotlight (Marvel;Re)/Squirrel Girl and Her Amazing Friend

Squirrel Girl and Her Amazing Friend is an issue of Marvel Spotlight.

Synopsis
Squirrel Girl and Forbush Man form a partnership since both were declined from the Avengers for being "too goofy" as they stumble upon something that isn't all sunshine and rainbows.

Transcript
Begins in a small apartment as Doreen Green is shown recording as Forbush Man is reading a comic titled Marvel;Re Presents: Thor Vs. the Marvel Universe as he notices Doreen recording and puts the comic down and hides it. She turns off the camera and then publishes it on a YouTube-like website. It cuts to a montage of them having fun together as they throw water balloons at each other and doing other fun stuff. After the comic montage it cuts to Doreen checking the comments as she sees a comment and gasps. It cuts to Doreen with a helicopter. They do as they fly towards the medical building as Forbush Man prepares to knock.
 * Doreen: Hi everybody! I'm the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl and this is my Amazing Friend Forbush Man.
 * Forbush Man: Uh... hi...
 * Doreen: It has been around three months since both of us has been declined from the Avengers for being too goofy and we decided to be basically Heroes For Hire and Defenders. So if you have any elder gods, Neo Nazis, mad men in green who say tiring monologues comment on this video and we will investigate. Forbie anything else to say?
 * Forbush Man: Don't call me Forby and I hope we get a job...
 * Doreen: Real charming words right there. So please like, comment and subscribe.
 * Forbush Man: Why did you decide to put our ad on a social media website?
 * Doreen: Everybody uses social media. It's basically more reliable than the news.
 * Forbush Man: Fine... I hope you're right about this.
 * Doreen: Come on, I'm the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, I won't let this fail. So... it would take a while for people to notice it so... want to do something?
 * Forbush Man: Does it involve removing my helmet?
 * Doreen: What is it with you and your helmet?
 * Forbush Man: I don't want to talk about it.
 * Doreen: Then... how about... um.... a water balloon fight?
 * Forbush Man: Sounds fun. I suppose.
 * Forbush Man: What does it say?
 * Doreen: Help... and it is from Linda Carter...
 * Forbush Man: Who?
 * Doreen: One of the identities of the Night Nurse. She and the others must be in trouble. We have to save them!
 * Forbush Man: Woah! Do we know where they even are?!
 * Doreen: S.H.I.E.L.D. just opened up a medical base to deal with sick agents and promoted the Night Nurses as heads of that.
 * Forbush Man: Ugh... how long does it take to drive?
 * Doreen: It is in the sky.
 * Forbush Man: What is it with S.H.I.E.L.D. and flying bases?!
 * Doreen: I have no idea.
 * Forbush Man: Well how do we get up there?!
 * Forbush Man: How did you get that?!
 * Doreen: A superhero has her secrets.
 * Forbush Man: Magician, a magician is the one who has secrets.
 * Doreen: Whatever. Anyways hop on!
 * Doreen: Wouldn't it save more time if we just open the door?
 * Forbush Man: Just trying to be nice.