XANA Gets Held Back

Teacher: Kathy?

Kathy: Here.

Teacher: Nyami?

Nyami: here

Teacher: Margra Batto?

Margra Batto: Here

Teacher: Jimmy Springer?

Jimmy Springer: Here

Teacher: XANA?

Teacher: Where is XANA?

XANA: Here!

Teacher: XANA, this is the first time you've been late to school! that's it go to the principal's office right now!

Prinicipal: So XANA, why are you here?

XANA: I was late to school for the first time.

Principal: That'S it! Go to 7th Grade!

(at 7th grade)

7th Grade teacher: Okay class, what is 43 times 7?

XANA: 68

7th Grade teacher: No! the answer is 301! Go to 6th Grade!

(at 6th grade)

XANA: Edward and Brandon Bull, did you get held back too?

Edward: Yes we did, it was because we forgot our homework!

6th Grade teacher: Okay class, it's snack time so eat a healthy snack!

XANA: I got Crunch Chocolate Bar!

Edward: I got Kaiju Blue.

Brandon Bull: And I got some Dirty Laundry!

6th Grade Teacher: XANA, Edward and Brandon Bull, those snacks are not healthy! That's it! Go to 5th Grade! And Edward and Brandon, go to another grade!

(5 grades later)

(at Arisa's kindergarten)

Arisa: Okay class, today we will watch baby shows. XANA, can you go to the PBS channel!

XANA: forget Barney, let's watch Code Geass!

Announcer: coming up next, it's Code Geass, right here on Cool World TV!

(Code Geass theme song plays)

Kid: XANA blocked all Baby channels, Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Arisa: XANA, we know we got to watch baby shows, that's it, go to Ivy Smith's Preschool!

Kid: Curse you XANA! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(at Ivy's preschool)

Ivy: Okay class, it is time for Milk and Cookies!

Kid 1: Yay!

Kid 2: Yay!

XANA: Yay, Milk and Cookies! I will eat them all up!

(XANA inhales the cookies and drinks the milk)

Kid 1: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Kid 2: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Ivy Smith: XANA, we know we got to share! That's it go home right now!

(XANA runs away)

Ivy Smith: Stop crying kids! we got a spare!

Kid 1: Yay!

Kid 2: Yay!

(At XANA's house)

Fluttergirl: XANA, I cannot believe you got held back, that's it! You're grounded grounded grounded! Go upstairs to your room and never ever come out!

XANA: Curse you! Fluttergirl!