The Lives of the Unfortunate Towers/QuotesThe Lives of the Unfortunate Towers/Characters

Sandy Raskin-14 year old daughter of Denise and younger half sister of Alice. Through their mother, she and her sister are the great nieces of Gerald Pulaski. She is the daughter of Denise's second husband.

Alice Raskin- 21 year old daughter of Denise and older half sister of Sandy. Through their mother, she and her sister are the great nieces of Gerald Pulaski. She is the daughter of Denise's first husband.

Denise Raskin- the 40 year old mother of Sandy and Alice and is the niece of Gerald Pulaski. She favored Alice over Sandy.

Dennis "Charlotte" Quintel- an 11 year old girl who disguise herself as her father in order to participate.