Marvel Spotlight (Marvel;Re)/Squirrel Girl and Her Amazing Friend

Squirrel Girl and Her Amazing Friend is an issue of Marvel Spotlight.

Synopsis
Squirrel Girl and Forbush Man form a partnership since both were declined from the Avengers for being "too goofy" as they stumble upon something that isn't all sunshine and rainbows.

Transcript
Begins in a small apartment as Doreen Green is shown recording as Forbush Man is reading a comic titled Marvel;Re Presents: Thor Vs. the Marvel Universe as he notices Doreen recording and puts the comic down and hides it. She turns off the camera and then publishes it on a YouTube-like website. It cuts to a montage of them having fun together as they throw water balloons at each other and doing other fun stuff. After the comic montage it cuts to Doreen checking the comments as she sees a comment and gasps. It cuts to Doreen with a helicopter. They do as they fly towards the medical building as Forbush Man prepares to knock. Doreen opens the door as they see the hospital completely ravaged and destroyed as they look around. They continue looking around as they suddenly see the three people who take the identity of Night Nurse standing with no life in their eyes. Suddenly Christine Palmer (one of the Night Nurses) spots Forbush and Doreen and lets out a huge screech. Georgia and Linda turn as well and starts heading after them. They do as a chase begins until Linda tackles Doreen to the ground and puts her hand into her own mouth, grabbing a grotesque looking parasite, and then placing it inside of Doreen's mouth. Doreen then stands up mindless to the parasite as well. The others close in onto him as Doreen removes his helmet to do the same process to him as suddenly a massive burst of light fills the room as the Night Nurses are up as Doreen is unconscious on the floor. They do as it cuts to a few hours later as Forbush Man is sitting waiting for news. Suddenly Linda comes. Forbush Man heads to a room as Doreen is in a bed. She hugs him as Irving reveals ice cream. They chill and watch a horror movie.
 * Doreen: Hi everybody! I'm the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl and this is my Amazing Friend Forbush Man.
 * Forbush Man: Uh... hi...
 * Doreen: It has been around three months since both of us has been declined from the Avengers for being too goofy and we decided to be basically Heroes For Hire and Defenders. So if you have any elder gods, Neo Nazis, mad men in green who say tiring monologues comment on this video and we will investigate. Forbie anything else to say?
 * Forbush Man: Don't call me Forby and I hope we get a job...
 * Doreen: Real charming words right there. So please like, comment and subscribe.
 * Forbush Man: Why did you decide to put our ad on a social media website?
 * Doreen: Everybody uses social media. It's basically more reliable than the news.
 * Forbush Man: Fine... I hope you're right about this.
 * Doreen: Come on, I'm the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, I won't let this fail. So... it would take a while for people to notice it so... want to do something?
 * Forbush Man: Does it involve removing my helmet?
 * Doreen: What is it with you and your helmet?
 * Forbush Man: I don't want to talk about it.
 * Doreen: Then... how about... um.... a water balloon fight?
 * Forbush Man: Sounds fun. I suppose.
 * Forbush Man: What does it say?
 * Doreen: Help... and it is from Linda Carter...
 * Forbush Man: Who?
 * Doreen: One of the identities of the Night Nurse. She and the others must be in trouble. We have to save them!
 * Forbush Man: Woah! Do we know where they even are?!
 * Doreen: S.H.I.E.L.D. just opened up a medical base to deal with sick agents and promoted the Night Nurses as heads of that.
 * Forbush Man: Ugh... how long does it take to drive?
 * Doreen: It is in the sky.
 * Forbush Man: What is it with S.H.I.E.L.D. and flying bases?!
 * Doreen: I have no idea.
 * Forbush Man: Well how do we get up there?!
 * Forbush Man: How did you get that?!
 * Doreen: A superhero has her secrets.
 * Forbush Man: Magician, a magician is the one who has secrets.
 * Doreen: Whatever. Anyways hop on!
 * Doreen: Wouldn't it save more time if we just open the door?
 * Forbush Man: Just trying to be nice.
 * Doreen: This looks like something out of a horror movie... awesome!
 * Forbush Man: Not awesome! We could die!
 * Doreen: Stop being so negative!
 * Forbush Man: Sorry...
 * Doreen: Hey... it's the damsel... Let's see what's up.
 * Forbush Man: Let's not so that. They don't quite seem helpless. Something is controlling them...
 * Doreen: Change in plans... run!
 * Forbush Man: Squirrel Girl! No!
 * Linda: Thank you for saving us from the parasite...
 * Forbush Man: (clearly ignoring her) SQUIRREL GIRL?! SQUIRREL GIRL?! ARE YOU OKAY?! Doreen... please answer me... come on... come on... you three are nurses aren't you?!
 * Georgia: Yes we are...
 * Forbush Man: THEN HELP HER FOR FUCKS SAKE!
 * Forbush Man: So?!
 * Linda: She won't die.
 * Forbush Man: Thank god!
 * Linda: But she will suffer from brain damage. Me and my partners couldn't find anything like what she is suffering. She lost some of her maturity and she won't be able to fight as good as she used to. She needs someone to help her... she can't survive without help...
 * Forbush Man: Can I see her?
 * Linda: Go ahead...
 * Doreen: Forbie!
 * Forbush Man: Please call me Irving...
 * Doreen: You have a name?
 * Irving: Yeah... Linda told me about your condition. So... I decided you needed a mentor and a parental figure... since I doubt any of the Avengers would take you in, I decided maybe I can be that role.
 * Doreen: Awww....
 * Irving: Wanna have an ice cream horror party?
 * Doreen: Yay!