The Goldinum

The Goldinum is a 2021 action/romance/comedy film by Frigid Fire.

Story
In the 5th millenium BC, an immortal legend known as The Goldinum (Kieran Stark in Arabian accent) was born. During adulthood, The Goldinum sometimes had an arch-rivalry with The Plaveronze (Mitchell Kuester). 15 millenniums later, a bold, brainy party animal known as Candace Bailey (Selena Gomez) and her sidekick/lover Lauren Cortez (Emily Deschanel) were at a strip club, naked and shaking their butts. Later on, Marconi Hampton (Peter Gustavson), the uncle of Candace took them out on his motorcycle to reveal the buried treasure outside Candace's apartment in Olympic Village. At last - they have seen The Goldinum in person! After a humorous communication, will Candace and Lauren find ways to break the metal off The Plaveronze or will the whole universe be fated by the schemes of The Plaveronze and his henchmen and go to a barren city in Arabia?