WikiViews/Orphan (Reboot)

(Glendy is watching TV when Dillon breaks down the door)

Dillon: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

Glendy: MY DOOR!

Dillon: Hey it’s just a door.

Glendy: I'll mourn for you, Door-Kun... (mourns for 3 seconds) Okay, mourning time's over. (kicks the door out) So, what are ya here for?

Dillon: Nothing.

Glendy: Same. Wanna watch a horror film?

Dillon: Do I?

(We grabs each Horror film DVD and we read them to see if we could watch it.)

Dillon: Norm of the North 50: Hail King Norm. That sounds like a horror movie.

Glendy: Another Nightmare on Elm Street, Harem of Chucky, Friday the 13th Part XI: Jason meets the Muppets, hey look! An Orphan reboot!

Dillon: Ooh look, Batman vs. It: Dawn of Random Shit.

Glendy: I think we could watch Orphan. It's a reboot after all. I was going to pick Poltergeist: The Bitch's Back.

Dillon: Eh Ok.

(Glendy puts the Orphan disc in the DVD player)

Glendy: Remember that 2009 film Orphan? It was dark and fun to watch. But guess what, it finally got a reboot.

Dillon: Let's hope it is not shit.

(Glendy plays the film)