Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat (season 2)/Episode 27b: Meet Win Li

Transcript
(Title and episode production credits appears. The episode begins on a peaceful morning as we see Dongwa out practicing Tai Chi)

Dongwa: Yep, I'm the greatest Tai Chi master ev-

(it starts raining)

Dongwa: Awww... It's raining! Better go to the palace.

(Transition wipe to Dongwa playing in a covered area of the palace alleyway with the alley cats. Nai-Nai is watching them.)

Nai-Nai: I remember when Jet-Jet's mother, Jart-De, was little. She was very close to me, and now that she's going to be my fiancee, Jet-Jet will get a proper home at last!

Jet Jet: Okay we get it Miss Melon Miao! She's gonna be Yeh-Yeh's replacement!

Nai-Nai: *blushes while looking flattered* Yeah... I still love her though.

(Dongwa runs off into the uncovered parts of the alley near a faux pond)

Nai-Nai: Dongwa, where are you going?

Dongwa: The pond, Nai-Nai!

(Transition wipe to Dongwa walking along the alley wall. He notices a kitten, no younger than Sheegwa, stranded on a log)

???: Help!

(Dongwa rushes over to the kitten)

Dongwa: Jump on my back!

(The kitten jumps on Dongwa's back and he swims out of the lake)

Dongwa: What's your name?

???: Win Li!

Dongwa: Nice to meet you Win Li. Say, how did you get out there?

Win Li: The log wasn't under water when I got on it. It started raining and it was surrounded by water!

(An older kitten runs up to Dongwa and Win Li)

???: Oh, Win Li, there you are!

Dongwa: Um, hi!

Win Li: Mei Su! Thank goodness you found me!

Mei Su: Where have you been?

Win Li: I was on that log over there but that cat saved me!

(Dongwa smiles)

(Another older cat runs up)

???: Win Li, Mei Su! There you are! Baba is worried about us!

Mei Su: Sorry Shifu, we didn't mean to keep him waiting.

Shifu: Who is he, your boyfri-, wait, a palace cat? Oh please!

Win Li: Hey! This is Dongwa, he saved me!

Dongwa: So guys, wanna visit the alley with me?

Shifu: Okay then...

(Transition wipe to Dongwa, Win Li, Mei Su, and Shifu walking up)

Nai-Nai: More alley cats?

Lik-Lik, Wing Wing, Jet Jet, and Hun Hun: *all laugh*

Lik-Lik: Hah, outca-aaa... *blushes* oh my...

(Pan over from Lik-Lik to Shifu)

Lik-Lik: *from offscreen* Th-th-th-th-that cat is... beautiful! A grey kitty boy with stripes... god, he is cute.

(Lik-Lik runs over)

Lik-Lik: Hey, my name is Lik-Lik. Who are you?

Shifu: The name's Shifu. You think I have swag?

Lik-Lik: *nodding* Yes! And I admit that I have fallen in love with you!

Shifu: So what? You wanna date me?

Lik-Lik: *nodding*

Shifu: *blushes* Um... okay.

Lik-Lik: *blushes* Okay then...

(Lik-Lik walks away)

Jet Jet: Our leader's gay?

Hun Hun: No, he's probably bi like Siao-Po.

(Transition wipe to Jun teaching the Three Daughters)

Jun: Now, you have to learn to talk nicer when you address your parents!

Huang-Do: Yeah, so what?

Jun: YOU HAVE TO BE NICER!

(The Reader of the Rules runs in)

The Reader of the Rules: Jeez Jun, you're getting kinda bianfu gou shi-crazy!

Jun: And how does that affect my teaching?

The Reader of the Rules: I don't know.

(Transition wipe back to the alley)

Dongwa: So Mei Su, can you see each other again?

Mei Su: Um...

Dongwa: How about tomorrow?

Mei Su: Okay then! Then it's a date! Bye!

(Mei Su walks away)

Dongwa: *blushing* Bye!