Coffey 3: Killing Eve/Transcript

( wind whistling )

( tools clattering )

( indistinct chatter )

( Micah grunts )

( Micah whistling softly )

Josiah: It's perfect.

Josiah: Somewhere like...

Will: Yeah.

Josiah: I can totally see it. You in Missouri.

Will: Missouri?

Josiah: Yeah. Well, you have a certain stoic... More Clint Eastwood than...

Micah: Good news, my friends. Klaus feeling better. Shall we give her another try?

Miranda: Why not? (chuckles) asshоlе.

Brittany: *scoffs* This guy.

( Micah grunts )

( exhales )

( sniffs, hums )

( machinery powering up )

( sighs )  

( engine splutters, wheezes )

( engine continues spluttering, wheezing )

( engine jolts )

Miranda: Micah!

Miranda: That's enough.

Miranda: That's enough!

Miranda: Hey!

Miranda: The heck you think you're doing?

Micah: Get your hands off me, butthead.

Miranda: You're trying to break him, aren't ya? Get us captured again so you can get your reward? That it?

Micah: What do you two lizard brains know?

Micah: You're engineers now?

Brittany: I know that sound is not good.

Micah: On contrary, those noises you hear, that...

( imitates engine whining )

Micah:...it's very good sign.

Brittany, Melinda & Miranda: Good sign, huh?

Micah: Yeah. My women make noise when I please them. You don't know what that is like, I understand.

Melinda: *scoffs*

Micah: But for those like me who knows what and where to touch, much noise.

( engine splutters )

( stops spluttering )

( spluttering resumes )

( light buzzes )

( Susan inhales, groans )

Daniel: Yeah. These are the smallest I could find.

Susan: That's it for shorts.

( Daniel grunts )

Susan: Oh. Well... Cute.

( Daniel chuckles )

Daniel: Micah has good taste. What can I say?

Susan: Um... Oh, sorry. Sorry. ( chuckles )

Daniel: I'll go over here. Okay.

( Susan sighs )

( delicate, yearning music playing )

( sighs )

( Daniel grunting gingerly )

( inhales sharply )

( sighs )

Susan: What did they do to you? Oh my God.

Daniel: No, it's not that bad. It's... ( exhales )

You know, I needed to lose weight anyway.

It's given me time to think, you know? About who I've been and... and what I've done. I never should've sent you that message.

Susan: You didn't know what was gonna happen.

Daniel: I knew it'd be dangerous.

Susan: So did I. I made this choice.

And I would choose it again, even knowing everything that I know. I would.

Plus, you know, we do have that date to get to.

( chuckles ) Remember?

Daniel: ( chuckles ) "Remember"?

I've been dreaming about it.

Susan: Oh, yeah?

Daniel: Yeah. I have it all planned out.

Susan: Pray tell.

Daniel: I'm getting two orders of porkchops. Two. Those things knock your socks off. Nathaniel puts some spice on 'em. I don't know what it is, but it's good. And you dip it in olive oil? Forget about it. And, uh, I'm wavering on the main course between the Steak and the lasagna. But I think I gotta go with lasagna, right?

Susan: So, you... you've been dreaming about porkchops and lasagna?

Daniel: I've been on a diet of watery stew, moldy bread, and moldy cheese, so, yeah, I've been dreaming about bread sticks and lasagna. I mean, sue me. Susan: ( chuckles )

Daniel: Should I have been dreaming about something else?

Susan: You tell me.

Daniel: Well, there's wine.

Susan: Oh, well, wine's good.

Daniel: I was thinking about a nice "Cheeanti."

Susan: Chianti.

Daniel: Chianti, right. Then there's dessert.

Susan: You gotta have dessert.

Daniel: Gotta have dessert.

Susan: And after that? ( tender, emotional music swells )

Daniel: I don't know.

Susan :Use your imagination.

Daniel: Who needs imagination?

( bright, hopeful music playing )

( Susan moans )

( both exclaim )

( both moaning )

( phone rings )

( both groans deeply )

Daniel: Damn it! ( sucks teeth )

Susan: Remember, they're listening!

( phone ringing )

( dramatic stinger )

( owl hooting )

Jasmine: Okay. I wanna run through it one more time.

( ominous music playing )

Anthony: Phase one. We meet Amber at the playground. She'll signal Martha and Eric when we're ready.

Jasmine: Phase two.

Brittany: Amber baits John, Eduard, and Arlen. They'll go after her, which'll put them in his trance.

Jasmine: Phase three?

Miranda: Me and Eddie draw the bats away.

Eddie: Yeah.

Jasmine: Four.

Anthony: We head into Those three newly ghost-free lair, and...( liquid sloshing )...flambé.

Nobody moves on to the next phase until we've all copied. Nobody deviates from the plan, no matter what. Got it?

all: Got it.

( low, ominous music playing )

( tense, martial music playing )

Miranda: Be careful.

Brittany: Thanks, buddy.

Brittany: ( inhales ) Here goes nothing.

( grunts )

( gate pulsates wetly )

Anthony: ( mutters sarcastically ) What does she want us to do, applaud?

Brittany: ( grunts ) All right. Let's go.

( gate squelches )

( Jasmine grunts )

Brittany: Gotcha.

( yelps, pants )

( thunder booms )

Brittany: Hey, guys, listen.

If things here start to go south, I mean, at all, you abort. Okay? Draw the attention of the bats. Keep 'em busy for a minute or two. We'll take care of those three from Dante's Inferno. Don't try to be cute or be a hero or something. Okay? You guys are just-

Brittany, Miranda: Decoys.

Miranda: Don't worry. You can be the hero, Bree.

Eddie: Absolutely. I mean, look at us. We are not heroes.

( music pulses ominously )

Eddie: Hey, Bree? Make her pay.

( sinister industrial synth music playing )

( music swells )

( music fades )

( theme music playing )

Ryan: No, no. Like I said, I... I've tried everyone. Yeah, TWA, Pan Am, Eastern, United. No, it doesn't have to be a one-way. I'll take one seat, if you have it. I mean, please, there has to be something that you can do. One of our family members is really, really sick, and I don't know if she's gonna make it through the night. Is there any way that you could just... No. No. No.

( pensive music playing )

Like I said before, I... I've tried them already.

Okay, well, is there any way that I could speak to a manager?

There... There's no one there?

No, that's the problem. I can't call back.

( Ryan continues indistinctly )

Eric: What'd they say?

Earliest is tomorrow.

Sofia: No. That's way too late.

Eric: s***.

Alexis: I know.

Chris: Hey, dudes? Ask 'em if we can ride in the baggage compartment.

Ryan: The baggage compartment?

Eric: We'd suffocate.

Ryan: Dogs ride in there all the time, man.

They don't suffocate.

Jesus Christ. Holy s***.

Phoebe: I have a way.

( country music playing faintly )

A way to protect Amber.

From here.

This is Amber. When John attacks, he'll be in her mind. But I can do that too. I went into Mama's mind, into Klaus's. I can go into Amber's. She can carry me to John. I can piggyback. I can protect her. From John, to Eduard and to Arlen. Fight him from here.

Chris: Mind fight. Righteous.