Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show (fan-made theatrical version)/Trailer transcripts

These are the transcripts for Ed, Edd n' Eddy's Big Picture Show trailers.

Teaser Trailer
(Shows MPAA green screen)

(Shows Warner Bros. Pictures logo)

(Shows Paramount Pictures logo)

(The camera zooms out to a large sphere slowly rolling on the ground)

Announcer: Some, will fear it... Some, will be humbled by it's presence... Some, will not comprehend it... But in 2009, someone is going to put it in their mouth...

(The camera fully zooms out as the sphere turns out to be a jawbreaker and we see Ed recognize the jawbreaker.)

Announcer: ...and eat it...

Ed: Jawbreaker!

(Ed, Edd and Eddy starts to follow the jawbreaker as it rolls around, the Ed, Edd n Eddy theme song plays)

Announcer: Coming in 2009, three heroes will finally hit the big screen...

(The jawbreaker rolls to the screen and Ed, Edd and Eddy approaches to the jawbreaker but they accidentally hit the camera, cutting to static and the theme cuts too) [very similar to the EEnE intro]

Announcer: Maybe we shouldn't really clarify them as heroes after all, but their names are Ed, Edd n Eddy!

(The theme song resumes, as the Ed, Edd n Eddy logo zooms out and smashes on the screen)

Announcer: And they're getting their first movi-

(Ditto with 'Big Picture Show')

Announcer: Well, I didn't expect 'Big Picture Show' as a synonyms for 'Movie', but yeah, 'Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show'!

(Shows release year, Warner Bros. logo, copyright and Paramount Pictures logo)

(Fades to black)