Megamo's Feast

Megamo's Feast, Cimmerian Planet. 24:00. Midnight.

QUOTES:
Megatron: And then I said, "That's no dumpster, that's my girlfriend!" (both Megatron and Queen Beryl laugh) Just kidding, sweetums.

Queen Beryl: Oh, Megatron, you old card! (laughing)

Wicked Witch of the West: And then, I discovered where Gosei's Palace was, and with one touch of this little finger, I blew the Heroes Alliance into high heaven! (Megatron, Queen Beryl, and Wicked Witch all laughing) And then I-- (Queen Beryl bumps the Wicked Witch of the West)

Queen Beryl: OH! It's you...

Wicked Witch of the West: Ahh, how wonderful to see you... Pearl.

Queen Beryl: It's Beryl! So, still after the Heroes Alliance?

Wicked Witch of the West: Who? Oh well, really, Pearl, you must get out of the dumpster more often. I've destroyed the Heroes Alliance! (sniggering) Well, somebody else had to. (sniggering) It's good to be the queen.

Megatron: Why, you liar!!

Pete: Which is that? (laughing)

Queen Beryl: Is that true? Did she really destroy the Heroes Alliance?

Megatron: Well, it is sort of the universal gossip.

Pete: And another thing! What's with her hair?

(Queen Beryl's scepter's blast narrowly missed the Wicked Witch, and catching the blast is a fat female figure with white eyes.)

Wicked Witch of the West: Who is that?

Pete: That's Diana Holo. They say she'll be the new Queen of Evil.

Wicked Witch of the West: Not if I can help it. What are you staring at?

Pete: Yeah, what are you starin' at?

+later+

Wicked Witch of the West: MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEEN OF ALL EVIL! Move it!

Pete: Allow me, Auntie T. (refering to the Wicked Witch of the West's real name Theodora)

Wicked Witch of the West: But of course...

Megatron: AH! Snake's fang, my favorite!

(As Ratplague, Toros the Oxheaded Minotaur, the Tiger of War, Reckless Rabbit, the Deadly Dragon, Villainsnake, the Horrid Horse of Babylon, Dr. Sinistersheep, Dark Monkey, Rooster Rotten, Pirate Dog Bootleg Liftleg, and Darth Boar eat their foods... Megamo appears!)

Megatron: WHO?!

Megamo: I am Megamo, Monarch of All Evil. I have captured the mighty Gosei and draining him of his powers. As his strength drains, the lava will rise extinguishing the power forever.

Megatron: AH< this calls for a lava juice toast! To the universe, a universe that shall belong to Megamo! (all drink their wines as Megamo laughs) Ah...

Wicked Witch of the West: HEY! YOU! You at the end in the cape. What are you, too good to drink with us?

Nightmare Moon: Who... are you?

Diana Holo: He's a spy!!

All Villains: What? A spy?! Get him! CONQUER HE!!!!

Megamo: Who is this intruder?!

(Mephiles rips and throws the cloak, revealing to his fellow evils a Hero...)

Megatron: This can't be!

Xandir the Spellcaster: Hyah!

Megamo: Destroy him!

Xandir the Spellcaster: Originalcharcycle, hang ten!

(Megamo breathes fire which misses Xandir...)

Megamo: The spy knows my plan! He must be stopped!