Marvel Team-Up (Marvel;Re Relaunch)/Issue 1

Spider-Man and Ms. Marvel is the first issue of Marvel Team-Up, set within Marvel;Re Relaunch.

Synopsis
Peter Parker / Spider-Man and Kamala Khan / Ms. Marvel team up to stop a malicious scheme by Arcade, which is being supported by an enigmatic associate who carries a high grudge against J. Jonah Jameson, putting him and Peter's aunt May in danger.

Transcript
It begins with Spider-Man confronting a group of robbers dressed as clowns in a carnival.
 * Clown Robber #1: You don't stand a chance, Spider! There's six of us against one of you.
 * Spider-Man: Get serious, will you? I already fought six supervillains who the public even know as the "Sinister Six". The six of you? You only make Peeper look good.
 * Clown Robber #2: See? That means you're outnumbered!
 * ???: What he said was not a compliment, jerk.

The robber is suddenly punched by something seemingly invisible. It turns out to be a shrunken Kamala Khan / Ms. Marvel, who elongates back to her normal size.
 * Ms. Marvel: Peeper's a joke. The six of you, a bigger joke.
 * Spider-Man: Nice entrance, Double M.
 * Ms. Marvel: Thanks, Spidey. Mind if I joy in?
 * Spider-Man: Be my guest. Let's do it!

Immediately, the duo take down the robbers in very few minutes.


 * Spider-Man: (narrating) So, yeah. I could've done that sooner by myself without anyone's help. But, when your favorite superhero prodigy comes along asking to join the fun, how can you say no? True, Kamala's a bit overeager over her big idols like Captain Marvel. But she's also got discipline. The best of good intentions. And also writes some pretty cool fanfiction stories on internet which I usually think were better than the garbage J. Jonah Jameson used to write in newspapers. If this girl were a reporter, she'd be the best.

Once finished, they share a fist bump.
 * Both: Good job!

As the two are speaking, the robbers are taken to jail.
 * Ms. Marvel: So, what were those big bozos on to in this carnival? Kidnapping the mascots? Assassinate the park owner? Stealing candy from babies?
 * Spider-Man: Whatever the reason, they weren't doing it on their own. (shows Ms. Marvel one of the robbers' badge with a familiar symbol in it) They were sent here by an Avenger level criminal.
 * Ms. Marvel: Arcade? As in one of the X-Men's greatest foes?
 * Spider-Man: He who owns that evil place called Murderworld. Yeah, that's the one.
 * Ms. Marvel: What's he on to this time?
 * Spider-Man: (sees a small picture of Jameson which is cut through by a knife) What indeed.
 * Ms. Marvel: Isn't that the one guy who retired recently?
 * Spider-Man: The same guy who used to write all that "Spider-Man is a menace" crap in newspapers? Yes, that's the one. (inner thoughts) And what did you do to make yourself a target for Arcade, Jameson?

Meanwhile, J. Jonah Jameson is having a phone conversation with Peter's aunt May while grocery shopping, unaware that Arcade and his silhouetted associate are watching him from a drone disguised as a display egg.
 * Jameson: Okay, I think I got everything you need to make Wheatcakes.
 * May: (on phone) Thank you, dear. You'll love my Wheatcakes.
 * Arcade: (giggles deviously) So will we, "dear". So, will we.