Moses the Gacha Animator Movie (2035 film)/Transcript

Chapter 1: Moses’ Birthday!
UNIVERSAL PICTURES

Minion: (flying around laughing) Oh, ohhh. Oh, bella. (gets electrocuted by the logo) (lands on floor)

ILLUMINATION

Minion: (weakly): Illumination.

Sesom: HA! Idiots.

(Lunime Logo)

[“Uptown Funk” playing]

Universal Pictures presents

An Illumination Entertainment animated film

In association with Lunime

Moses: Ey, ey, ey!!! Hey, Mia, pass me another fruit punch, please.

Mia: You got it, Mosy.

Moses: Nice! (drinks)

Old Mary: Here’s more fruit punch, Anthony Moose.

Anthony Moose: Thanks, pal!

Moses: Oh, man. It’s my 27th birthday and not a single catastrophe has occurred. I could get used to this. 🎵 It’s about time that you’d my name 🎵 A new spotlight to the fame 🎵 Hit it, Mia! Show them the game 🎵 2008 is the moment that I came 🎵 My name is Moses 🎵 Her name is Mia 🎵 She would like a little game 🎵 Of some trivia 🎵

Mia: 🎵 Yeah, I know this is a song 🎵 But what can possibly go wrong? 🎵 Yeah! 🎵

MOSES THE GACHA ANIMATOR MOVIE

ED HELMS / ALESSIA CARA

Old Mary: 🎵 My name is Old Mary, this is my bestie, Anthony Moose 🎵 Her favorite game as a kid was Duck, Duck, Goose! 🎵

Anthony Moose: 🎵 Yes, indeed, that is true, Old Mary 🎵 At least none of my friends act like a rotten blueberry 🎵

ANYA TAYLOR-JOY / KIM KARDASHIAN

Sarah: 🎵 My name is Sarah, and this is my sister, Kat! 🎵

Kat: 🎵 We are like twins, so well, that’s that 🎵

ALYSON STONER

Jacob: 🎵 My name is Jacob! 🎵

Jacie: 🎵 And my name’s Jacie! 🎵

Benjamin: 🎵 What’s even worse than having RABIES?! 🎵

BEN SCHWARTZ / SELENA GOMEZ / CRAIG ROBINSON / CHRIS PRATT / JANE KRAKOWSKI

Shy Guy: 🎵 Oh, I know something even worse than rabies 🎵 An even worse thing that traumatizes babies 🎵

with KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY

Shy Guy: 🎵 This fight has only begun! 🎵 For the first time, I’ll say I won! 🎵 😈😈😈

and IDRIS ELBA