Brandon (2023 Film) Transcript

Chapter 1: Stephen Comes
Leafy: Brandon!! Brandon!! Wake Up!!!

Brandon: (yawns) What time is it?

Leafy: It’s your birthday!!!

Brandon: OK (yawns)

Leafy: Let’s go get your friends!!!

Brandon: OK.

Leafy: Everyone!!!! Wake up!!! It’s Brandon’s Birthday!!!

Anna: (yawns) OK.

Firey: Huh? What time is it?

Kellie: It’s Brandon Birthday.

All: Happy Birthday, Brandon.

Brandon: Leafy woke me up.

Daddy: You woke Leafy up when you have a nightmare.

Mommy: Daddy. OK, Brandon. Your going to open the presents at 9:00 AM.

Brandon: But what time is now?

All: 8:00!?!?

Elsa: Ugh. It’s 1 hour left.

Pin: I don’t think we need a problem.

Brandon: It’s 8:45 AM now. It really a birthday. That... That today is 8/18/20

Balloony: Yeah. Somebody taking away from that old gate.

Gaty: Hey!!

(knocks on door)

Brandon: Who is it?

Nathan: I think it’s a delivery food.

Brandon: It’s my birthday card!! Hi??

Stephen: How dare you download videos on MooTube

Brandon: It’s YouTube!

Stephen: Whatever.

Chapter 2: Stephen destroys Brandon’s House
Nathan: Hey! Who are you?

Stephen: Stephen!! Now I’m going to kidnap Brandon!!

Nathan: Why??

Stephen: Because he uploaded a video on YouTube!!!

Brandon: No!! I didn’t!!!

Pin: He was telling the truth, Sticky Villain Guy!!

Brandon: Yeah!! I’m telling the truth!!

Stephen: I’m going to destroy your house.

Brandon: No, Stupid.

Stephen: That’s It!!

Brandon: Ow!!

Leafy: Are you OK?

Brandon: No. (crying)

Firey: He’s bleeding.

Anna: That was right.

Stephen: I got an incinerator. I can destroy the parents dishes.

Brandon: No! Not my parents dishes!

Firey: I can make you On Fire!!

Stephen: Nope. You will not. I will put you out.

Firey: Uh. Water is my poison!!

Stephen: Oh Yeah?!?!

Vanellope: I can save you, Firey!! Hot Hot!!

Firey: Ahh!!!

Stephen: I can do that Pots and Pans when Brandon cooks dinner.

Brandon: But. But But But But...

Stephen: No buts!!

Elsa: Well. Don’t listen to the bad guy, Brandon.

Stephen: No!! Brandon has to listen to me!! I got Brandon’s parents jewelry.

Leafy: Oh, Great.

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