The Mysterious Statues!

The Mysterious Statues! is a Fanfictasia story by David Rebeccason.

Story

 * Oscar: (chanting magical spell of darkness and stone on the Beast district in alien language)
 * Ikaris: "We have to investigate, Hela."
 * Hela: "Yes, and Thor and I will investigate this menace in this cave."
 * Saturos: "Look, Menardi!"
 * Menardi: "I hate the look of it..."
 * Thor: "Look at all those Battle Beasts turned into stone statues forever. Their lives were taken as if Oscar appeared. Pirate Lion. Hare-Razing Rabbit. Diving Duckbill. Gruesome Gator. Powerhouse Mouse. Brain Mouse. Kickback Kangaroo. Gargantuan Gorilla. Knight Owl. Armored Armadillo. Grizzly Bear. Black Panther. Dragoon Raccoon. Deer Stalker. Eager Beaver. Pew-Trid Skunk. Musky Ox. Rocky Rhino. Humongous Hippo. Tarsier Tyrant. Sawtooth Shark. Colonel Bird. And hundreds of others."
 * Pain: "What?"
 * Panic: "Woah!"
 * Hades: "Ah, if it ain't an old enemy, eh? How's it goin', Squire Squirrel?"
 * Thor: "Squire Squirrel was turned into stone mid-run, so you cannot talk to him."
 * The BFG: "They has gathered as if an Oscar symbol formed in this cave. Oscar be not alone. Frogglefrump!"
 * Isaac: "That's Dart Frog! He's been stone, too?"
 * Optimus Prime: "We must warn Zordon and Venjix about this.. Ferocious Tiger was also stone, too."
 * Dragon Booster: "Even Laser Beasts? Oh, gosh!"
 * Thor: "We must stop Oscar and the Trophies of Evil from destroying Fanfictasia!"
 * The BFG: "I does agrees. Dragoon Raccoon's bladder was full at the time he was turned to a stone statue in mid-pees. I can't stand that disgustable wiggwash!"
 * Zeus: "We must return to the capital with those statues."
 * The BFG: "The spell may lasts forever, Zeus, unless Oscar is defeated. We can carries the statues via Buddy!"
 * Buddy the Tow Truck: "Let's do it! It's Magic Time!"