Fuzzball Keychains

Hey, folks, my name is Kimberly Jordan and I have a special treat for those who never had before. Come and see the great novelty of fuzzball keychains! They come in all colors, shapes, sizes and styles. I got myself a red heart-shaped one just like I desired. Want to make your life pleasant? Have a fuzzball keychain!

Princess Peach: *laughs* I'll take that!

Princess Daisy: Got it!

Yoshi: Thank you!

Kimberly Jordan: Well, what do you know? Even Sesame Street grouches can have some to match their personalities. Hey, Oscar, which fuzzball keychain shape would you like to take?

Oscar the Grouch: I would like the one that shapes like a rotten apple core, so I can attatch it to any torn pair of pants if I have any somewhere in my trashcan.

Kimberly: Here you go.

Oscar: Thanks, Kimberly, gotta go get some torn clothes.

Shiny Luminous: Preferably, I just love fuzzball keychains that really shape like hearts. I wish I could keep one for my own, like my schoolbag or something, really.

Kimberly: What are you folks waiting for? Find your way to get a fuzzball keychain if you can. Available in various types of stores around the world.