Nintendo's Impossible Game Challenge/Quotes

Here are quotes from the children's video game show Nintendo's Impossible Game Challenge.

Quote #1
Michael E. Rodgers: Well, well, well! It looks like we have a brave challenger who will be ready for today's challenge! In this challenge, the player's going to go through the minus world in Super Mario Bros. for ten minutes! All right, kid, will you accept this challenge?

Player: I don't think I can do it. I'm worried that the game would crash! I hate it when the game crashes!

Michael E. Rodgers: Aww, that's too bad! If you don't want to do the challenge, that's fine by me, kid. But, you won't get 2,800 pounds if you don't do this challenge, my friend.

Player: (freaks out) OK, OK! Fine, I'll do it!

Michael E. Rodgers: Oh, that's kind of you.

Quote #2
Michael E. Rodgers: You know, I've been thinking, do birds and bees play video games too, or not?

Quote #3
Michael E. Rodgers: (while walking near the crowd) Now, I'm looking for a brave, skillful challenger who will take on today's challenge! In this challenge, the player will have to beat the toughest boss battle in Yoshi's Island: Super Mario World 2!

Quote #4
Michael E. Rodgers: Al right, kid. Here's a difficult challenge for you! In this challenge, you must beat and defeat Bowser in Super Mario Bros. 3 in 20 seconds! Do you accept this challenge, or not?

Doraemon: (panicking in fear) NOBITA CAN'T DO THAT!!!

Michael E. Rodgers: Aww, that's too bad! If he doesn't do the challenge, then he won't get 10,000 pounds! Oh, boo hoo hoo!

Nobita: Don't worry, Doraemon! I can do this! Just watch and learn!

Quote #5
Kenichi: (crying after trying again too many times on his Kirby's Adventure challenge) Oh no! I keep getting defeated! What shall I do!?!

Michael E. Rodgers: (approaching behind Kenichi and touching his hair. He goes near Kenichi's ear and whispers to him) I'll tell you what, I'll tell you one big hint. All you have to do is throw lots of apples towards Whispy Woods. That'll get him defeated in over one minute.

Kenichi: (sniffling) Oh, uh...thank you, Michael. You are very helpful.