Adventure Time: Awakening/Transcript

(Warner Bros. Pictures, Warner Animation Group, Cartoon Network Movies, Frederator Films, Access Entertainment, and Jerry Bruckheimer Films logos start. After the logos, we see Michael Bay who reads a magazine while he smokes out of his electronic cigarette.)

Michael Bay: Hello, and welcome to Adventure Time: Awakening. My name's Michael Bay, and I'm the director and producer of this movie. Let me go over the instructions before the movie starts. Please, silence your cell phones and discontinue texting. Nobody wants to spoil the movie, so no talking. After the movie, please put the trash in the garbage and the exits are around you. The film's also PG-13 and it also marks the first Warner Bros. Animated movie to be rated PG-13. The movie contains language, sexual situations, and a partial nude image. Okay, that is, uh, silence your phones, no spoiling the movie, and throw away the trash. I guess the instructions help out after all. And one more thing, no smoking allowed. Enjoy the movie.

(The scene fades out and in to the desert canyon and the credits say "Warner Bros. Pictures presents", "in association with Cartoon Network Movies and Frederator Films" and "in association with Access Entertainment and Dune Entertainment". The text says "The Grand Canyon, Arizona. Rightly after the Gum War.", and we see Tiffany Oiler who looks through his microscopic eye and he turns around and walks to Dr. Gross.)

Tiffany Oiler: Dr. Gross, it looks like we found them. Finn and Jake did this to us.

Dr. Gross: Oh, they did. So this is how it's gonna be like... (A rock misses her and Tiffany then she yelps) Who's there?

(They turn around and see Bandit Princess, Ash, Ricardio, Samantha, Me-Mow, Pete Sassafras, Sir Slicer and Peace Master.)

Bandit Princess: You pathetic waste of human robot shit. I'd kill you right now if I didn't value my own life.

Dr. Gross: Who are you?

Bandit Princess: I'm Bandit Princess, and this is Ash, Ricardio, Samantha, Me-Mow, Pete, Sir Slicer and Peace Master. So, you think we're all bunch of ignorant, stubborn cowards? Well, you thought wrong. And I got some great news to tell.

Dr. Gross: Oh, this is exciting.

Bandit Princess: Patience St. Pim is still alive.

Dr. Gross: Patience St. Pim, huh? Well, she's the ice elemental, but we'll take that as a yes. Come on, Tiffany. We're gonna find Patience St. Pim.

Bandit Princess: Perfect. I got myself a deal, and it's been done.

Dr. Gross: So how do we find her exactly?

Bandit Princess: It's easy. We got teleporters.

Dr. Gross: Wow. That's... really incredible, but I think we'd like that.

Ash: Good. Now we'd better find her.

(Dr. Gross, Bandit Princess, Tiffany Oiler, Ash, Ricardio, Sir Slicer, Peace Master, Me-Mow and Pete teleport to Land of Ooo. The scene cuts to Land of Ooo and the text says "The Land of Ooo". They arrive here and they find Patience St. Pim. Dr. Gross discovers Patience St. Pim and digs.)

Dr. Gross: There she is. She's still alive and she's frozen in her hibernation. (She cracks the egg then Patience St. Pim falls, groans and wakes up) Well, hello, ice girl. (Grins and chuckles evilly)

(The scene fades out and in to the black screen while the title fades in and says "Adventure Time: Awakening". After the title, the scene fades in to Finn's new house and text says "New house of Finn Mertens. Today is the 20th birthday of Finn." In Finn's room, he sleeps and the song plays "All Out of Love" by Air Supply as an alarm. Finn wakes up, yawns, walks to the bathroom and he takes a shower while "All Out of Love" still plays on the background. He turns off the shower, dries his body, brushes his hair and teeth, and he washes his face and hands. He texts Huntress Wizard and walks to Jake then the song fades.)

Finn: Hey, Jake. Good morning.

Jake: (He wakes up and yawns) Oh. Good morning, Finn.

Finn: You know what today is, right?

Jake: Really? What is it?

Finn: Today's my 20th birthday.

Jake: Really?

Finn: Yes. I'm 20 years old.

Jake: Wow. That's nice. Happy birthday. Let's see if I could round up the guests, if you know what I'm talking about. (Chuckles)

Finn: Oh, yeah. I knew that. Anyway, I'll call Huntress Wizard if she can help me find my... What happened? (Looks at his missing arm) Oh. Where the hell's my arm?

(At Huntress Wizard's castle, she hears her phone ringing, wakes up and answers Finn.)

Huntress Wizard: Hello?

Finn: (On phone) Hi. Huntress Wizard, it's me, Finn Mertens. And today's my 20th birthday.

Huntress Wizard: Oh, that's awesome. Happy birthday.

Finn: Thanks. Listen, I know what happened.

Huntress Wizard: Really? What is it? What's wrong?

Finn: I actually lost my arm.

Huntress Wizard: (Gasps) Oh, my poor boyfriend. Your arm's gone. And your arm's been bitten off by Golb.

Finn: I know. It's actually painful. And I missed Fern so much. I wish I could see him again.

Huntress Wizard: I know. Fern was usually your best friend. You planted him there after the treehouse was destroyed.

Finn: Look, I need you to help me find my arm. I don't know where it is.

Huntress Wizard: No problem. I'll find your arm, but I thankfully have the metal detector. Let's do this.

Finn: Okay. I love you, Huntress Wizard.

Huntress Wizard: Love you, too, honey. Let's find your arm.

(They end the call. The scene cuts to Finn and Huntress Wizard who find his arm while the song plays "No Problem" by Olivia Olson and Kendrick Lamar. Huntress Wizard uses the metal detector to search for Finn's arm. The metal detector beeps and she discovers his bionic arm.)

Huntress Wizard: I found your arm.

Finn: Really? Oh, thank God. It's here. (He takes his bionic arm and sighs relievedly) Finally. But apparently, it has two fingers, now it needs two more fingers.

Huntress Wizard: Huh. You're right. Good idea. It should probably need two more fingers.

Finn: Let's go to Candy Kingdom and tell Bubblegum if she could add two more fingers on my arm with the help of Aunt Lolly.

(At the Candy Kingdom, Princess Bubblegum works on her latest experiment with Aunt Lolly.)

Aunt Lolly: You know what an experiment means? It means when you create something out of everything else.

Princess Bubblegum: Did you say "everything?"

Aunt Lolly: Yes, everything.

Princess Bubblegum: I knew that.

(Finn and Huntress Wizard enter her lab.)

Aunt Lolly: Hey, Finn. What'd you find?

Finn: This. (Shows Bubblegum and Lolly his bionic arm) Huntress Wizard and I found it when we had the Great Gum War. It was actually weird.

Aunt Lolly: Oh. I see. Golb bit it off. So, it needs two more fingers, right?

Finn: Yes.

Aunt Lolly: All right, let's add it two more.

Princess Bubblegum: Let's see here. (Puts two fingers on his bionic arm) There. That should do it.

Finn: All right. Let's see if it still works. (He puts his bionic arm on his amputated arm and moves) Wow. It works. I'm finally... I'm actually better now. (Chuckles)

Huntress Wizard: I... I don't understand why. His arm actually moves and it still works.

Finn: Thanks.

Princess Bubblegum: You're welcome.

Finn: Anyway, I think I'm 20 years old, so who's up for the wedding between me and Huntress Wizard?

Minerva: I think I'm up for your wedding with Huntress Wizard.

Finn: Oh. Hi, Mom.

Minerva: Hey, Finn. What'd you find?

Finn: My bionic arm.

Minerva: Oh, I see. It was bitten off by Golb during the Gum War. And now you just found it with Huntress Wizard.

Huntress Wizard: Of course we did. By the way, it's a pleasure to meet you.

Minerva: Of course it is.