Shrek: Far Far Adventures/A Royally Painful Wedding

Transcript
The episode begins with Prince Charming sitting at the Poison Apple, upset at his mother's death.

Prince Charming: (crying) Mom I’m so sorry! I failed you! Barkeep! Turn on the Magic Mirror.

”Barkeep turns it on and Magic Mirror”

Prince Charming: (says while crying) Magic Mirror on the wall Is this how I’ll spend my days through it all

The mirror shows Shrek and Fiona getting officially married as Charming screams.

Prince Charming: I’ve had it with this ogre happily ever after  I deserve to have a happy ending. They ripped everything from me! If only there was a way I could shatter their story and rebuild mine. Hmmm. Think, Charming, Think!

(Suddenly a voice was heard)

Voice: So. You wanna get rid of the ogres story. to have a rewrite do yee

Charming: Who are you?

( a mysterious figure in the shadows sits at a table in the dark with a long green hat)

Mystery figure: Me oh I’m just an ordinary man with contracts to achieve and Dreams to happen  A man who demands to give anybody and anything you want  Yet for some a price to give me  You can call me

(the man reveals to be RUMPLESTILTSKIN)

Rumple: Rumpelstiltskin

Charming: That's a weird name.

Rumple: Shut up. Listen. I heard about the passing of your mother. So sad. But I can help get what you want

Charming: You can?

Rumple: Yes. It’s very simple. I rewrite the past to make it alter this present making you not only achieve your happily ever after. But also being ruler and king of far far away. Think about it. King Charming.

Charming: Deal!

Rumple: Good. Good.

The title card shows as it cuts to the castle as Shrek just woke up.

Shrek looks at Fiona

Shrek: Morning honey

Fiona wakes up as she yawns.

Fiona: Morning.

(Donkey bursts in singing)

Donkey: Good Morning Good Morning  It’s great to stay up late Good Morning Good Morning to you

(stops singing)

Donkey: Rise and Shine you two Shrek: Donkey! You can see we were up!

Donkey: Well figure I throw in a early wake up call

Shrek: Ugh.

Fiona: Umm Shrek, I've been thinking. What if we get married?

Shrek: Aren't we already married?

Fiona: Not officially.

Donkey: Hold on a second you two aren’t officially married?!?! But what about that honeymoon you two went on? Did that just up and vanish?

Fiona: Well it technically wasn’t a honeymoon more of a long date together

(Puss enters the room)

Puss: What are you three talking about?

Donkey: I forgot we are friends with this cat.

Puss: Seriously anyways what’s going on here?

Fiona: Me and Shrek might get officially married.

Shrek: MIGHT. But Fiona. We’re already happy and got my blessings from your father. Why would you want a do over on our wedding?

Fiona: He never got to walk me down the aisle. Besides don't you want to see your parents again?

Shrek: My dad tried to eat me…But now that you mention it. I haven’t seen them in years. Ever since I left the house.

Puss: I suggest you do it.

Donkey: Only if you bring me along on your honeymoon!

Shrek: No. You can have a boys night with

Puss: But I’m single

”Shrek grabs a Toad phone and starts to dial the number”

Shrek: I mean…..one more wedding wouldn’t hurt

Fiona: Yeah.

(the phone from the other side picks up)

Shrek: H..Hi mom... (Shrek smiles)

Wartilda: Shrek?

Shrek: Yep. Your favorite ogre boy

Wartilda: I thought you left after your dad tried to eat you.

Shrek: Don't remind me of that.

Wartilda: Anyways how have you been what have you been up to?

Shrek: I'm getting married. Officially.

Wartilda: Married?! You never told us that. whose the lucky woman.

Shrek: Princess Fiona.

Wartilda: Honey. our sons married a princess..wait is she an ogre?!!

Shrek: Yes she is.