Cool Rap Wars/J.K. Rowling vs. H.P. Lovecraft


 * Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! J.K. Rowling! Vs! H.P. Lovecraft! Battle!
 * H.P.: I am forced into speech because of men of science have refused my advice without knowing why. And J.K. Rowling, since you are still here, I will make you cry. The master of cosmic horror vs. the transphobic wizarding girl. Who constantly changes the rules of her wizarding world! I made people shiver since 1917. While you wanted to screw over Ron and Hermoine. Your Wizarding world's lore is a massive clusterfuck. I may be a racist, but you being homophobic and transphobic? What the fuck? I shall kill you like Sirius Black. And maybe this time, your attempts to move past Harry Potter won't be wack!
 * JK: Oh please Lovecraft you must be totally joking. your last name sounds like a washed out love potion. Nobody read Call of Cthulhu or even Dunwich Horror. if anything your just an Edgar Allen Whore. and calling me transphobic oh lovecraft please you descibed black people for being such beasts. So you think your wise yet you'll just be coffin dead. and there's no way your books will ever be film adapted
 * HP: Say that to Nicolas Cage and the Color Out of Space. Your books are more outdated than MySpace. I launched Jeffrey Combs' career. While you ruined Johnny Depp's and caused fear. I am the father of terror throughout the world. Your new books make people bored. So like Cedric Diggory, I am killing ya. So, avada kadaver!
 * JK: Your forgeting one thing Mr. H.P. Atheist I've got better stories in the lore of Fantastic Beasts. People know me for creating Harry Potter. people know you cause you supported Adolf Hitler. and Color Out Of Space was a (she looks at the rating reviews on it as she drops the phone)...wait a minute a success!!?? how did it get that much love from trashy Spielberg Close Encounter effects? No, This is impossible it was supposed to be a fail.  You sir are known for being compared to H.G. Wells, So...I can't believe it....your film was a big hit. Yet how did it get so much attention even if your books are shit.
 * HP: You consider that to be a diss? Geez, I would rather hear Gordon Ramsey being extremely pissed. Rowling you are more problematic than me. Your Fantastic Beasts are less intimidating than a bee. I was the man responsible for the Arkham name! While you are trying to cash in on your fame. Making Dumbledoore gay, what the hell? My horror makes the sanest of people feel unwell. So JK you are demolished. And I say goodbye to your bullshit.
 * JK: Well I'm not done yet cause i got more to say. you named a cat the N-Word at age eight. you barely even went out in the daylight. your at the mountains of madness and can't even put up a real fight. your book titles and movies  sound more like doctor who episodes when really tell the same story that always gets old. your just bad R.L. Stine with Harry Houdini in your ass. and suffer night terrors through you ditching high school class. And what the hell is Innsmouth or is it In Mouth? did you draw a random word out of the utter of a calf. I'm telling you Lovecraft I be Rowling through your grave and yet the other films produced  were just cheap layaways. I've beaten you Lovecraft and thats bound to say. the Reanimator has been disciplined by Snape.