Cartman and Stan's Family

Cartman and Stan's family consists of the family members related to Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh, who are first cousins.

Background
The family tree goes back through Cartman and Stan's great-great grandparents, Natalie Goldberg and Julio Pérez. Natalie was a Ashkenazi Jew who immigrated from Poland to the United States. Julio was a Native American from the Aztec tribe of Mexico. Natalie had two younger brothers, Benny and Horace. While Julio had one older sister named Gloria. Natalie and Julio first met at a music parlor in Nashville, Tennessee. Natalie was sixteen and Julio was fifteen respectively. They initially bonded over their shared talent in music, eventually forming a friendship. Overtime, their friendship gradually turned into a romantic relationship, which soon developed into a marriage. At the age of eighteen, Natalie gave birth to her first child named Pablo. She later gave birth to three other children, Elena, Victoria, and Alona.

Unfortunately, a few months after Alona's first birthday, Julio died of poisoning. Needing to support her family, Natalie started a home bakery, which proved highly successful. Soon she taught everything she knew about baking to her children, brothers, and other family members. This tradition went on for decades until Natalie's death sometime in her mid-seventies. Despite Natalie's death, her legacy lives on.

Despite Pablo, Elena, Victoria, and Alona being ethnically Jewish on account of their mother being Jewish, they were non-practicing in Judaism and since Julio was Catholic, he wanted them baptized in a Catholic Church, and thus, they were raised Catholic. The four siblings went on to start their own families.

Pablo married a Romanian woman named Sofia, and together they had one son named Carl. But Carl did not marry or have any kids, thus ending the branch on the family tree. But the family tree does not stop there, Pablo's siblings had more children. Elena married a Brazilian American, they had four kids, Cleo, Francisco, Francine, and Jonathan. While her brothers did not marry, Cleo managed to marry a Scottish man and then gave birth to three kids, Sheila, Abigail, and Afonso. Francine also got married, she fell in love with a English man named Mason Ainsley, and they had one daughter. Her daughter then went on to give birth to a single daughter named Wendy with her husband. Sheila married a Orthodox Jew named Gerald Broflovski and together they had one son, they named him Kyle. They later adopted a canadian boy named Peter Gintz, but they renamed him Ike. Abigail married a Israeli Jew named Eitan Schwartz, and they had a one son named Kyle. Afonso married a Hungary Jew named Muriel. They have three kids. They were named Francis, Louis, and a unnamed female character with red hair, a purple jacket, and a scarf.

Victoria married a Irish man named Darwin Turner. They had four kids together. Silvia Turner-Tucker, Amy, Larry, and Jack (who died in infancy). Silvia married a man named Thomas Tucker Sr. and they had three kids, Thomas Tucker, Skeeter, and Carol Tucker-McCormick. Each of them had kids respectively. Thomas married a woman named Laura who was of French and Swedish descent, and they had two kids, Craig and Tricia. Skeeter had one daughter named Red. Carol married an unemployed alcoholic named Stuart McCormick, and they had three kids, Kevin, Kenny, and Karen. Larry married a woman named Lucy and they had three kids. They named them Rodrick, Kelly, and Oliver. Rodrick married a woman named Nancy and they had one daughter, they named her Heidi. Kelly gave birth to two kids named Sally and Tommy. Oliver had one son named Billy.

Alona married a Spanish Filipino named Carlos Rodriguez. Carlos had one brother named Diego and one half-sister named Imelda de la Cruz. They had several kids together. They had Mario, Leonardo, Luisa, Isabella, Berto, Rosita, Cynthia, Arnold, Hugo, Camila, Wanda, Melissa, Carolina and Rosa. Isabella first fell in love with a man named MacDonald Kern, and they had one son named Jimbo at the age of 17. A few years later Isabella fell in love with another man named Marvin Marsh, and felt it fair to ask for divorce. She then started a relationship with Marvin, and less then a year after their marriage they had a son, they named him Randy. Two years later Isabella gave birth to another son name Jack, however, Isabella was sick shortly after she gave birth to Jack, and it is not helped by the fact that she and Marvin were struggling financially at the time, and she had no other choice but to give Jack up for adoption, she gave him to her old childhood friends who soon grew attached to Jack, so they kept him. Nearly two years later, after Marvin gets a new job and they are doing much better financially, Isabella gives birth to Todd, on April 8th. Todd later decides to adopt his paternal grandmother's maiden name Stoley as an adult. Exactly one year later, Isabella gives birth to her first daughter, Sarah. At the age of 33, Isabella has her last child, they named her Maggie. Shortly after Maggie's fifth birthday, Isabella and Marvin divorced, citing irreconcilable differences. Each of Isabella and Marvin's kids had children of their own.

Randy married a woman named Sharon, and they had two kids Shelly and Stan. Jack also married a woman and had a son with her, they named him Scott. Despite his happy relationship with his wife, he has had an affair with a promiscuous woman named Liane Cartman, having intercourse with her on two separate occasions. The first time they had an affair it was about 4-5 years before the Drunken Barn Dance, which gained them both a daughter. However, Liane let Cartman's sister live with a family member about three months prior to the events of Cartman Gets an Anal Probe. The second time was at the Drunken Barn Dance when Liane had sex with Jack and she was pregnant the next day. It is unknown if Jack knew about the pregnancy. Jack was later killed by his own son following his revenge plan against Scott. Todd married a Chinese-American woman named Héxié, and had twins with her Kevin and Esther. Sarah married Ryan Valmer and gave birth to their son named Jimmy. Maggie had a illegitimate daughter named Annie with one of her ex-boyfriends, but she wanted her to adopt her ex-lover's surname. Maggie then changed her own surname to Knitts in desire to have the same last name as her daughter.

Camila fell in love with a musician named Henry Malkinson, and they had a child named Clark. But like her sister, she fell in love with another man and subsequently broke up with Henry. Camila had three kids with Samuel Stotch, they were named Stephen, Budd, and Bella. Stephen had one son named Butters with his wife Linda, Bella married a man named Matt and gave birth to a daughter named Nelly. Clark later had a son named Scott with a Welsh woman.

Mario had a fiancée named Lauryn who was of African-British descent. One month before their wedding, Mario had discovered that Lauryn was having an affair with a mariachi. They broke up, but Mario was still expecting their son Steve to be born within the next two months. When Steve was born, Lauryn just put down Black (her surname) on Steve's birth certificate. Steve later married a woman named Linda and they had a son named Token.

Leonardo married a Guatemalan woman named Nadine, and they had a son named Enrique and a daughter name Lori. Enrique married a mexican woman and together they had a son named David. Lori married a man from Peru and they had a daughter named Maria.

Rosa married a Chinese Filipino named Dimitri Nelson who was of Chinese, Japanese, and English descent. Rosa gave birth to their three kids, Judith, Vladimir, and Edward. Judith got pregnant from an unknown father and gave birth to a set of twins Liza and Charles. Vladimir married a Czech woman named Crystal and she gave birth to their daughter, her name is Allie. Edward married a Mestizo Venezuelan named Carmen. Together they had twins, Tammy and Beth.

Luisa married a Scotch-Irish man named Connor Anderson. They had five kids together, they were named Logan, Jacob, Lisa, Violet, and Janelly. Logan married an Italian American named Rose. Logan and Rose then went on to have three kids together, Emily, Filmore, and Quaid. Jacob married a German woman named Hannah. They had two daughters, Ashley and Sally. Lisa married a Mulatto man named Julius Charpentier. They went on to have three kids together they were named Brimmy, Charlotte, and Katie. Violet married a man named Jackson and they have three daughters Meagan, Lola, and Jenny. Janelly married a Swiss man named Terrance and they had three kids, Stephanie, Lance, and Jenny.

Rosita married a British man name Noah Stevens and they had one son, they named him George. George later got married with name Sydney, and they named their daughter Bebe.

Berto married an Irish woman named Christina, and they had three kids, Avis, Paul, and Michael. Michael married a woman named Carrie and they had a daughter named Annie. The marriage also earned Michael a stepson, Stephen Tamill who was born from Carrie's previous marriage. Avis married a Scottish woman named Aileen, and they had two daughters together, Isla and Kal. Paul married a woman named Kyla and they have one daughter named Theresa.

Cynthia married an Irish man named Padraig Donovan and had one son named Roger. Roger went on and married a Dutch woman and had two kids with her, Clyde and an unnamed daughter.

Carolina met a man named Peter Tweak, and their shared talent in music and dancing sparked a romance. They fell in love, married and had a son named Richard. Richard then married Margaret Tweak and then had a son named Tweek.

Hugo was an incestual, he had intercourse with his paternal first cousin, and got her pregnant. Lina gave birth to a single daughter named Helen, but due to the sexual contact among relatives who are closely related, there was a birth defect, and Helen was both mentally and physically handicapped. Helen married a fellow handicapped person named Richard and had gave birth to their child Timmy.

Arnold and Nicole became best friends in middle school, a friendship that would last into adolescence and college. After many years of close contact, both Arnold and Nicole convinced each other that they wanted to be more than just friends. The two entered a relationship during their senior year of college. Two weeks after their college graduation, Nicole announced to Arnold that she was pregnant. Shocked but ecstatic, Arnold began to pickup extra overtime to gain enough money to support a family. Nine months later, Nicole gave birth to her first child Olivia. After the birth of their first child, Arnold and Nicole soon married. Years following the marriage Nicole gave birth to more children, their names were Ella, Tobias, Harriet, and Amelia. Olivia married an English-American man named Harry Pirrip, and had two kids with him. The first was Joe and the second was Phillip, nicknamed "Pip". Ella had a love child named Kelly with one of her former lovers, but like her cousin Maggie, she wanted her daughter to have her father's last name. Harriet married a Scandinavian man named James Biggle. They had a daughter named Henrietta and later adopted Bradley. Tobias had an affair with a woman named Alivia Smith, and got her pregnant (albeit unknowingly). That being said, Tobias had no knowledge that Alivia had given birth to a boy named Firkle. Amelia married a Cult of Cthulhu member, Eugene Thelman. They had a child name Pete.

Wanda married an engineer named Moe Allen. They had several kids together. Their names are Nicolas, Augustin, Sean, Mary, and Alex. Before Wanda married Moe, she secretly was juggling two relationships at the same time, but officially broke up when Wanda married Moe. She had a love child named Ronald. Ronald had an affair and gained a son named Fosse. Nicholas has one son Bill. Augustin married a Russian woman and she gave birth to their child Dog Poo. Sean also has one son named Michael. Mary married a man named Robert White and they had two kids together. Their names are Jason and Crystal. Alex did not have kids.

Melissa married an Irish man named Ronan Mullen. The marriage gained them two sons, Liam and Dermont. Liam married a French-American woman named Eloise and had one son, his name is Peter. Dermont did not marry but still had two kids with his girlfriend Josephine. Their names are Douglas and Madelyn.