The Avengers (Marvel;Re)/Issue 1 (GazzaB9)

The first issue of Ant-Man's Avengers team in Marvel;Re and the first part of the "Hell of a Heist" story arc.

Synopsis
A grieving family hires Ant-Man's avengers to save their daughter's soul after it's taken by the demon lord Mephisto in a botched deal.

Plot (unfinished)
A woman in a black dress quietly hums to herself while gently stroking the head of a little girl lying on her lap. The woman tilts the girl's head slightly to see her face, revealing her eyes are completely black. The woman smiles. Meanwhile at Avengers Mansion, the Wasp is arguing with Captain America and Thor. Janet nods at Steve. Sometime later, Ant-Man's Avengers team are gathered in the middle of an unspecified room, which appears to be some kind of meeting hall. Hercules stands on a small stage and speaks into a microphone. Hercules gets off the stage. Nobody volunteers. The door behind them swings open and they turn around, revealing Hank standing there. Hank walks up to the stage and grabs the microphone. Hank lets go of the mic and walks to the back of the room, pouring a glass of water from a water cooler and talking to no one as he does.
 * Woman in Black: You awake yet?
 * Girl: ...Where's my mommy...?
 * Woman in Black: Don't worry about her. I'll take good care of you...
 * Janet: WHAT?! You're giving HIM a team!? What the hell has gotten into you idiots!?
 * Steve: Janet, listen, I know that you don't like him but he's at least trying to change. It doesn't mean you have to like him. In fact, I completely understand if you don't, he's not that great of a guy anymore.
 * Thor: But at least be happy that Sir Pym is at least attempting to be a better person.
 * Janet: Hank Pym is a sociopath who seems like he hates empathy with a burning passion and you decided to give HIM an Avengers team?!
 * Steve: He expected you to say that and because of that he picked the hardest to control team he could.
 * Janet: What?
 * Thor: If he manages to lead a chaotic team properly then there's no question that he's willing to change, right? After all, if he weren't ready to change then he'd surely snap at his team and make it fall apart. Correct?
 * Steve: The team consists of Moon Knight, Vision, Spider-Woman, She-Hulk, and Hercules.
 * Janet: ...I still don't trust him.
 * Steve: Neither does he. That's why he picked his final member. You.
 * Janet: Wha... me?! Why me?!
 * Thor: If he ever goes off the rails then someone like you will be more than willing to call him out on it and talk him out of his psychosis.
 * Janet: ...What if this is just a sick, twisted plan to try and get me to marry him again?!
 * Steve: Jan, that's ridiculous...
 * Janet: ...Fine. I'll be his goddamn caretaker...
 * Steve: For what it's worth, Jan... I'm sorry that you have to do this.
 * Hercules: Uh... hi... I'm Hercules for people who don't know and... I don't know why I'm here...
 * Janet: Just introduce yourself.
 * Hercules: Hm... well, let's start with the fact that yes, I am, in fact, that Hercules. Son of Zeus and everything. I'm the strongest man in the world--
 * Jessica: What about Hulk?
 * Hercules: I repeat: Strongest man in the world. And, just to end this with a little fun fact, my favorite color is orange.
 * Janet: Alright, who wants to go on stage next?
 * Janet: Seriously?
 * Jennifer: Where's Hank?
 * Vision: Mr. Pym informed me that he'll be running late. He sounded disturbed while talking to me.
 * Jessica: Do you know what freaked him out?
 * Vision: I do not.
 * Jessica: Why didn't you ask?
 * Vision: He didn't tell me to ask him so I didn't.
 * Janet: Of course you didn't... Oh my god, it's been ten minutes and everything's already a disaster...
 * Hank: I'm Hank Pym. You may know me by the name Yellowjacket but in more recent years I've started calling myself Ant-Man again. I am the tenth smartest man in the world and I'm the inventor of Pym Particles, which allow me to shrink and grow objects to my will. Usually, I use it on myself. My ex-wife, Janet, she's right there, can also use them. I suffer from a somewhat severe case of bipolar disorder and I'm sorry if it affects my relationship with any of you at all. I hope we can get along.
 * Jessica: ...I mean, he seems a little socially awkward but I don't see what people's problem with him is.
 * Marc: Didn't he put villains in a zoo or something?