Harry & Jessica

Harry & Jessica is a comedy sitcom TV series about two housemates named Harry R Limelight and Jessica J Marco who met during a performance show and end up in many adventures and obstacle avoiding as they try to live their lives properly and perfectly in Applesberg

Opening Theme
 Note: The opening theme sounds similar to When Sammy Met Randy but with a few differences as it was made as a tribute to Sammy J 

Harry & Jessica: (Singing) Let's take it back to 2006

Harry: (Singing) I was drinking too much

Jessica: (Singing) I was studying law

Harry: (Singing) I was newly divorced and spending some of my cash on tricks

Jessica: (Singing) Cool tricks

Harry: (Singing) But I was

Harry & Jessica: (Singing) Dead inside!

Harry: (Singing) And I

Jessica: (Singing) And I

Harry & Jessica: (Singing) Dropped out of University

Harry: (Singing) Couldn't get a job

Jessica: (Singing) And I took it pretty personally

Harry & Jessica: (Singing) Unemployed and sitting on the couch

Harry: Get off my! Property, kids!

Jessica: (Singing) No job

Harry: (Singing) No wife

Jessica: (Singing) No friends

Harry: (Singing) No life

Jessica: (Singing) He's drunk

Harry: (Singing) She's in financial strife

Harry & Jessica: (Singing) If my life were a movie t'would go straight to VHS!

(The telephone rings and Jessica answers it)

Jessica: Hello, Jessica J Marco speaking?

Agent: (VO on the phone) Hello Jessica, i'm from the department of famous global dances. I saw your profile on the web and i see you're looking for a job

Jessica: I'll do anything!

Agent: (VO on the phone) Can you act?

Jessica: Yes!

Agent: (VO on the phone) Can you dance?

Jessica: Yes!!

Agent: (VO on the phone) Can you start tomorrow?

Jessica: YES!!!

Agent: (VO on the phone, chuckles) I'm gonna make you a star!

(Jessica hangs up)

Jessica: (Singing) My name in lights!

Someone Off screen: (VO) You'll be a star

Jessica: (Singing) 'My name in! The most brightest lights i have ever seen! And no more nights left-'

Harry & Jessica: (Singing) On my own!

Harry: (Singing) 'At a show. With a white Russian'

Jessica: (Singing) What was her name?

Harry: (Singing) Sophie Ann

Jessica: (Singing) What was she drinking?

Harry: (Singing) White Prussians

Jessica: (Singing) That's ironic!

Harry: Why?

Jessica: Never mind

Harry: I don't even get it

Harry & Jessica: (Singing) But she walked away

Harry: (Singing)  'Cause I refused to pay her for a private dance!

Jessica: (Singing) 'I'd never performed before! Peeled back the curtain and I crossed the floor! Love in my eyes, fire in my soul, I adjusted my dress and I danced like gold!'

Harry: (Singing) Who's that lady on the stage?

Jessica: (Singing) Who's that big guy twice my age?

Harry: (Singing) Well, I'm looking at her

Jessica: (Singing) And he's looking at me

Harry: (Singing) I'll say I'll slip y'a little tippy if you dance just for me

Jessica: (Singing) Well, I needed the cash

Harry: (Singing) Yeah, and I needed the love

Jessica: (Singing) So I did a quick stance

Harry: (Singing) And I watched her-

Harry & Jessica: (Singing) Dance all night, night, night!

Harry: (Singing) Everyone's looking!

Jessica: (Singing) They're all looking!

Harry: (Singing) I felt appalled!

Jessica: (Singing) I felt nervous!

Harry: (Singing) And we-

Harry & Jessica: (Singing) Agreed to keep it secret and decided we would just be friends

Synopsis
After that odd night at the performance show, Harry decides to move in with Jessica for the duration of his time in Applesberg. Jessica was a little hesitant at first but soon decided (forcibly) to let Harry move in as a new housemate. Together, Harry and Jessica now are ending up in many adventures and obstacle avoiding as they try to live their lives properly and perfectly in Applesberg

Characters

 * Harry R Limelight (An unemployed 20 year old trick-viewer who moves in with Jessica for the duration of his time in town)
 * Jessica J Marco (An unemployed 16 year old girl who is studying to become a lawyer and was at first hesitant on letting Harry move in with her but soon become his friend)
 * Jacob Marco (The postman of Applesberg and possible friend-zoned friend of Jessica)
 * Robert Archibald (Mayor of Applesberg and friend to Harry and Jessica)
 * Lucy Marybelle (Jessica's best friend, soon-to-be-girlfriend of Harry (In episode 22) and bikini model for Applesberg's Vacation Life Magazine)
 * Chelsea G Marco (Jessica's half sister and doctor of Applesberg Saint Hospital)

(There are also other characters in the series as well)