The Slammer/Transcript

(Intro)

Mark: just a few touches and....... Done!

Mark: Finally! My Most Powerful invention!

Mark: Gotta Hide this in a dark place

Mark: I'm gonna hide it in the...... Transport bin!

Mark: it's Stuck, jammed, and connects to the Fridge! Haha i'm so smart!

Mark: Well, now i'm going to bed.

(Later that Midnight in the Transport bin)

Dertred: He Shoots he Sco-

(The Slammer falls into Dertred)

Dertred: Mmm? What's this

Dertred: Ooh, Kinda heavy

Dertred: Welp, this does not belong to me

Dertred: Now i'm gonna dunk this to the 2nd Tube!

Dertred: He shoots he Scores!!!!

(Later that Morning in Wade's dream)

Princess Fist: Wow! You got some moves there kid!

Wade: Oh Why you! You're actually better than me!

Princess Fist: Now let's get this thing back to the Pedesta-

(Princess Fist got cancer out of nowhere)

Wade: Prist! Are you fine?

Princess Fist: Get. The. Hammer.

Wade: Hammer?

Princess Fist: Beepbeep

(Wade wakes up)

Wade: Ugh! What a..... Wait, How do you describe a good dream and a Nightmare?

Wade: Oh yeah! a Brightmare!

Wade: *sings*

Wade: Makin' Breakfast without a haste fast

Wade: Ugh! That's bad too!

Wade: Ok, Now i'm gonna eat Mom's leftover fishsticks

???: W a d e

Wade: Ok, WHO JUST CALLED MY NAME?

???: U p h e r e

Wade: Sorry Mystery Voice, but i'm not Trent nor felling for that

???: *Does a Princess Fist Impression*

???: Wade! It's me!

Wade: Prist? No no no way, Maybe i'm still dreaming

???: Up here!

Wade: Uhh?

???: *facepalms*

Wade: What? Are you playing hide and seek?

???: The Freezer, dum dum

Wade: *opens the freezer*

Wade: Woah! A Mallet

Wade: Don't know who owns this but hey! I'm sure they won't mind

The Slammer: Greetings, Mark

Wade: Mark?!?!

The Slammer: hahaha just messin with ya with all that nerdy stuff

The Slammer: Wanna go for a swing?

Wade: Sure!

(Later at Organ Park)

Wade: Dude! You sure that this is a good idea?

The Slammer: Trust Me.

Wade: ok

(BAM)

(BAM)

(BAM)

Wade: Uhh, What just happend?

The Slammer: I destroyed Some buildings far away

Wade: Well, you're useless

The Slammer: You're more useless

Wade: Ok Mrs Crazy Mallet,but TIME TO GO BACK TO YOUR CHILL DOOM!

The Slammer: You can't make me! AHHH!

(Slam)

Wade: i'm gonna stick to the TV rather than that Hammer.

Jack newsman: This just in, Mount Everest has gotten shorter by 600.... no.... 6000! Ummm.... Ah i got it! 6000 Kolaswams!

Random guy on the tv: KILOMETERS!

Random guy 2: Well actually, it's 3728 miles

Jack newsman: Who cares!

Random guy 1 and 2: i do!

Wade: Well, this is boring.

(Switches channel)

Wade: Well, gonna get my popsicles first.

(Opens the freezer)

Wade: (singing) Gotta-have-my-po.....

Wade: Copyrighted mail junk? Blah!

Wade: Wade a second! Where's my pops?

Wade: oooooh! A note!

Note: (in The Slammer's voice) Dear Wade, i hate you and i want you to suffer. And i made you suffer already, by stealing your pops. Have a bad summer!

TBD