Family Guy (film)

Family Guy is a 3D computer-animated comedy musical film that is based on the Fox animated series Family Guy. The film is set to release on cancelled, distributed by by 20th Century Fox, and produced by Fuzzy Door Productions and Blue Sky Studios. Stewie couldn't appear due to his death on Super Peter Bros.

Rated: PG-13

Plot
It is Meg's High School Graduation and Meg plans on moving to The Gold Coast Queensland Australia. BUT things go bad when it's revealed that when Bertram it was just a clone the real one went into hiding! and now Brian,  Peter, Lois, Meg, Chris, Bonnie, Donna, Roberta, and their friends must save The United States of America!

Transcript
(20th Century Fox logo)

(Blue Sky Studios logo)

(The Opening Scene shows a Spaceship orbiting Earth and inside the Control Room, is Bertram)

Bertram: 'After all my planning, the moment has arrived. When Meg Griffin's High School Graduation starts, I will be crashing the party and put an end to the Griffin Family, plus victory will be mine!' (Evil Laughing)

Twentieth Century Fox Presents...

(Then the Movie begins with a theme song)

Lois Griffin: It seems today that all you see, is violence in movies, and sex on TV..

Peter Griffin: But where are those good old fashion values..

Griffin Family: ''On which we used to rely? Lucky there's a Family Guy, lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us..''

Brian Griffin: Laugh and Cry

Griffin Family: He's..a..Family..Guy!

(The Main Title appeared)

Family Guy: The Movie

(The Movie starts at the city of Quahog at the Griffin Family Home where Lois collects the mail and finds a letter for Meg)

Lois Griffin: 'Meg, you got a letter from the Principle'

Meg Griffin: 'I hope it's Extra Credit. (She opens the letter and reads it) 'Dear Meg Griffin, your grades have been excellent and you have been selected to attend the University of Gold Coast in Queenland, Australia' (Cheers happy!) I'm finally going to College!'

Peter Griffin: (He, Stewie, Brian and Chris came in the living room) 'What's going on?'

Lois Griffin: 'You're not gonna believe this, but my daughter is going to College'

Griffin Family: (Cheering)

Chris Griffin: 'I don't believe this is happening'

Brian Griffin: 'Wow'

Meg Griffin: 'And it also says that they're paying me a full 2-year Scholarship of $60,000 per Year'

(Then Donna Brown, Roberta Tubbs and Bonnie Swanson came in)

Donna Brown: 'I got the letter from University of Gold Coast, and my daughter Roberta is going to College also'

Roberta Brown: 'We think that Graduation is in 2 days so Joe, Quagmire and my dad has set up Dinner at the Pizza Navy'

Peter Griffin: 'That would be excellent, we should get ready for tonight'

(Song: 'Candy Girl' plays)

(Lois, Meg, Bonnie & Donna change into their dress as Peter, Chris and Stewie put on their suit and tie)

(At the same time, Bertram is at his hideout near Sydney, Australia. doing the finishing touches on his project)

Bertram: 'Excellent, now that my project is ready. It's time for me to strike America, but I'm gonna need some Minons to help me succeed'

(He collects a DNA Blood Sample of Diana Simmonds and uses the Creation Machine to make Diana Simmonds in human form)

Diana Simmons: 'What happened to me?'

Bertram: 'I created you with your blood sample, now you can help me get revenge on the Griffin Family'

Diana Simmonds: 'Thanks, can you also make a few Minions?'

Bertram: 'It'll be my pleasure'

(At Pizza Navy, the Griffins Family, Swanson Family and Brown Family have dinner)

Lois Griffin: 'Everyone, I like to say something. We're seeing my 18 year-old Daughter graduating tomorrow at her Ceremony and she's going to College in the Fall, but this Family will be helping her succeed. To Meg'

Griffin Family, Brown Family, Swanson Family & Glen Quagmire: 'Meg'

Meg Griffin: 'Thanks, guys. I'm glad my Life is turning for the best'

Donna Brown: 'We also got Airplane Tickets from the Principle of Queensland, he's inviting all of us to spend the week there'

Peter Griffin: 'This is going to be the best vacation ever'

Bonnie Swanson: 'I think it'll be an event we'll never forget'

(The next morning, Meg Griffin got suited up in her blue Graduation Clothes)

Meg Griffin: 'Let's do this'

(A couple minutes later at Meg's High School Graduation, Meg collected her High School Diploma)

Lois Griffin: 'Wow, my baby daughter has grown up and now she is graduating'

Chris Griffin: 'I remember the time when Stewie and I saw an episode of 'The Loud House'

(The Griffin Family, Joe Swanson's Family, Cleaveland's Family and Glen Quagmire arrived to Queensland, Australia by Airplane)

Lois Griffin: 'Here we are, Queensland, Australia.'

Peter Griffin: 'Maybe we can see a bunch of Kangaroos'

Meg Griffin: 'Actually we're taking a transport to Gold Coast University and we're going to spend a week seeing my new College place'

Donna Brown: 'When I get there, I'm gonna be doing a Mom-Daughter night activity'

Roberta Brown: 'Count me in'

(They took the transport Bus to Gold Coast University)

Peter Griffin: (He sees the view of the University's houses) 'This place has everything'

Bonnie Swanson: 'Look, it has a Lagoon where you can Swim, Fish and even Windsurf'

Meg Griffin: 'Here's the place we'll be staying (They came to a 3-story House) so what do you think?'

(Later that night at the Open House Party on the beach, Lois, Meg, Donna, Roberta and Bonnie are partying in their dress with a few people)

Donna Brown: 'Bring on the Oreo MILF bond'

Bonnie Swanson: 'Who's got the Chocolate crème filling?'

Meg Griffin: 'Here it comes. (Then she shoots a bottle of Chocolate Syrup on Lois and Donna) Here ya go'

Lois Griffin: (She taste the syrup and kiss Donna with her tongue) 'Wow, you taste like a Ice Cream Sundae'

Roberta Brown: 'And I got some whipped cream to heat things up' (She shoots both bottles of Whipped Cream at Bonnie and Meg on the shoulders)

Meg Griffin & Bonnie Swanson: (Laughs)

(The next afternoon at the Lagoon, Lois & Meg is doing their Swimming Workout with Donna Tubbs-Brown and her daughter Roberta)

Lois Griffin: 'I'm getting some swimming muscles'

Roberta Brown: 'If you can keep this up, you could complete in the Summer Olympics'

Donna Brown: 'I can imagine it now'

(A clip shows Lois Griffin swimming in the Olympic Swimming Pool in the 100M Gold Medal Final, and she wins 3 seconds ahead)

Lois Griffin: 'Wahoo! I'm the best Swimming Babe ever!'

(At the Spaceship, Bertram prepares to launch the attack near Queensland)

Bertram: 'The time has come...now attack, my Minions'

(Then Diana Simmons and a few Mini-Robots open fire near the Lagoon)

Lois Griffin: 'Oh-no, what is that!?'

Meg Griffin: 'It's Diana Simmonds, I thought Stewie killed her'

Roberta Brown: 'Not really, someone used her piece of hair to create a Clone'

Donna Brown: 'We better warn Peter and the others' (They swim to shore and warn Peter Griffin)

(Then the family are lost in the creepy outlands)

Peter Griffin: 'We're lost in the desert with no map, no water, and with Bertram 1 step ahead, our plan is ruined'

Joe Swanson: 'This is all your fault, Quagmire!'

Glen Quagmire: 'Nice going, now we're trapped in the outlands because of you & Peter!'

Peter Griffin: 'You take that back!'

Cleveland Brown: 'I had enough of you!'

Peter Griffin, Glen Quagmire, Cleveland Brown & Joe Swanson: (Arguing)

(But then Lois got angry and she, Donna, Meg, Roberta and Bonnie breaks it up)

Lois Griffin: 'Everyone....SHUT UP! (The men stops arguing) Now I don't know why we got into trouble situations like this, but if Stewie was alive today, then he didn't want to get us in danger because of Bertram's Trap he made. For now, we must get to an Oasis before morning and we'll be able to find a small Airport'

Donna Brown: 'I checked the Map and there's a Oasis less than a mile south from here'

Bonnie Swanson: 'So unless you want to avoid dying from Dehydration, we better get a move on'

Peter Griffin: (sighs) 'Ok, let's just get to the Oasis and relax there, so we can be recharged for the hike to the Airport'

(Then a giant humanoid lion with deer antlers arrived to the Griffins and friends)

Peter Griffin: (screams) 'Lion!'

Allias: 'Woah, woah. I'm not gonna eat you. I'm just a friendly ol' lion with no friends.'

Lois Griffin: 'Aww, you poor thing. What's your name?'

Allias: 'Name's Allias Kittycat Paws, former con-artist.'

Lois Griffin : Pleasure to meet you, I'm Lois. This is Peter, Chris, Meg, Brian, Quagmire, Joe, Cleveland, Donna, Roberta and Bonnie

Allias: 'Nice to meet all of you.'

Bonnie Swanson: 'Could you help us get to the Airport? We got to stop Bertram before he wipes out the United States'

(Brian is about at attack when Dianne aims her laser gun at him)

Meg Griffin: 'Brian, watch out!' (Dianne Simmons prepares to fire her laser gun)

(But then Lois deflects it with her Shield as she rescues Brian and escape)

Dianne Simmons: 'They're escaping with the new Weapons you invented, we gotta stop him!'

Bertram: 'Never mind them, we already got the Key Card to activate the laser cannon. Now the Griffin Family will either surrender to me, or America will be destroyed.' (Evil Laugh)

(Then Bertram escapes)

Lois Griffin: 'Peter Griffin, I need to talk with you!'

Peter Griffin: 'it looks like we're in big trouble now'

(10 minutes later)

Donna Brown: 'Peter Griffin...what does the phrase 'Stay the hell away from 100 Yards' don't you understand!?'

Peter Griffin: 'I'm sorry, but Bertram has stolen the last item for this Doomsday weapon...and I wanted to avenge Stewie.'

Lois Griffin: 'This is unacceptable, Peter. What if someone got hurt or killed by your watch?'

Brian Griffin: 'Look, he was trying to protect us from Bertram 's Minions'

Meg Griffin: '(Angry) Congratulations, Dad. You almost ruined my chance to go into College, and I am never speaking to my Family again!' (Then she ran off crying)

Peter Griffin: 'What have i done?'

Brian Griffin : 'Maybe we should live our separate ways.'

Roberta Brown: 'That won't work, so what if he keeps finding us until we have no place to hide'

Bonnie Swanson: 'I'm sorry, Roberta...but unless we find a new plan to stop Bertram, the odds are too great'

Bertram: (He makes a speech) 'When we're finished with the Griffins Family, the Earth will be mine to control and America will surrender to us. Now go forth and succeed with my plan!'

(Then his small Team march to their small flying vehicles as they prepare to attack America)

(Back at Australia, Lois walks to the beach and finds Meg sunbathing in her bathing suit)

Lois Griffin: 'Meg, there you are. I was worried about what happened earlier today'

Meg Griffin: 'My Vacation is nearly ruined thanks to my Family, now America is about to be wiped out'

Lois Griffin: 'Look, Meg. I know Peter & I mess things up, but if you can give me one more shot to defeat Bertram...then I'll help ya'

Meg Griffin: 'You got a deal, now we should do some quick training because we have about less than 3 days before Bertram destroys America with the laser cannon'

Donna Brown: (She and Roberta shows up) 'We'll do some Training with Meg'

Bonnie Swanson: 'Excellent, now let's get to work'

(Lois did some Speed Bag as Meg does her leg speed following Donna, Roberta did some swimming laps in the pool with Bonnie, then at the Beach, Meg and Roberta beats Lois, Bonnie & Donna in Jogging)

Lois Griffin: (She makes a speech) 'Everyone, we faced some odds before. But the time has come to defeat Bertram and save America, we got one shot at this and we're counting on ya to succeed...Now let's get out there, avenge Stewie and save the Earth!'

Griffin Family, Cleveland's Family, Joe's Family, Meg's Friends: (Cheering)

Allias: 'Then it looks like you're gonna need help from the king of the beasts!'

Peter Griffin: 'Allias, you came back! I thought you were dead!'

Allias: 'Nope, I survived.'

Meg Griffin: 'How?'

Allias: 'The old switcheroo.'

Chuckles: 'And a little help from us!'

Peter Griffin: 'Chuckles the Dragon!'

Allias: 'Whatcha say? Let's end Bertram's plans and save America!'

All: 'Together!'

Donna Brown: 'Everyone, load up your Weapons and get ready to take on Bertram, because that bitch is going down'

(Chris got hit by the laser on his arm and he fell on the ground)

Peter Griffin: 'Chris, No!!'

Chris Griffin: (Groans) 'My Arm is broken'

Meg Griffin: 'Bertram has gone too far, now he's gonna pay!'

Lois Griffin: (She starts to get upset as her anger builds up) 'You killed Stewie...then you attacked my Son...you're trying to destroy America...and now, I am going to freaking take you Out, Bertram!!' (Yells as she, Peter, Meg and Allias charged)

(Lois punches Bertram but he body slams her, then Peter karate-kicks Bertram and Allias pounces on Bertram, but Bertram deflects it, then Meg uses an upperhook to send him across)

Meg Griffin: 'Now give up, Bertram. It's over'

Bertram: 'Even if you kill me, I won't give you the access code to shut down the laser cannon that will wipe out Quahog'

Donna Brown: (She, Roberta, Bonnie, Glen, Joe and Cleveland shows up) 'Enough of your bitch excuses, give us the access code, or Quahog is wiped out'

Joe Swanson: 'We have 1 minute left before the cannon fires'

Bonnie Swanson: 'If you want to surrender to us and save America, tell us the access code'

Bertram: 'Ok, the access code is...Griffin'

(Lois types in the password code 'Griffin' and the Laser Cannon shuts down)

Lois Griffin: 'Mission Accomplished'

Griffin Family, Brown Family, Swanson Family, Meg's Friends: (Cheering)

(Across America, the crowd cheered for the Heroes of Quahog)

Crowd: (Cheering)

(Back on Bertram's Spaceship, it makes a landing near the lagoon in Queensland)

Meg Griffin: 'The Griffin has landed'

(Then the spaceship starts to sink)

Bonnie Swanson: 'Oh-no, the ship's going under!'

Donna Brown: (She removes her white shirt and revieals her black bathing suit) 'Who's up for some swimming?' (Then she dives in the water as Roberta in her bikini dives in)

Lois Griffin: 'Ok, let's make like a dolphin and scatter' (She removes her shirt showing her green bathing suit and dives in as Meg went into the water in her pink bathing suit)

(Then the Griffins, Swansons, Browns, Glen Quagmire, and the others escape the Spaceship & swims across the Lagoon to safety as it sinks)

Peter Griffin: 'We finally did it, we captured Bertram and saved America'

Lois Griffin: 'It was Meg's idea so we should thank her for all our support'

Meg Griffin: 'That was nothing, my mind has expanded on this adventure'

Bertram: (He gets handcuffed by 2 police officers) 'Before you turn me in, I want to ask the Griffins something. I know I keep taking my chances to defeat you and I almost succeeded, but the Griffin Family knew about it and that led to Stewie's death...plus I got a little carried away, so I'm sorry I almost destroyed America and it won't happen again'

Police Officer: 'I think he's learned his lesson' (He removes the handcuffs from Bertram)

Lois Griffin: 'Thank you, Bertram. From now on, you're welcomed to the Griffin Family'

(The next day at the Griffins House in Quahog, Meg's Pool Party was underway)

Lois Griffin: (She tongue-kiss Meg) 'Wow, Meg. This is hot'

Meg Griffin: (She tongue-kiss Lois) 'I gotta hand it to ya, Mom. This was an amazing Graduation Vacation I enjoyed with the Family'

(Donna Brown and Roberta Brown is in the pool swimming)

Donna Brown: (She swims to Bonnie) 'These couple days was an adventure'

Bonnie Swanson: 'Well, at lease Allias and Bertram is helping Peter invent something'

Peter Griffin: 'Everyone, we have invented the Snow Cone rainbow maker'

Allias : At least we have a new home and new friends.

Bertram: 'Thanks, Allias. (Then he sees a tiny button that says 'Do Not Press') I wonder what this does' (Then he presses it)

(But then a Rainbow water hits Peter, and he lands into the Jacuzzi)

Lois Griffin: 'Well, you know what they say...'If you can't handle the cold Snow Cones, bail out of the frost flavor'

Griffin Family, Cleveland's Family and Joe's Family: (Laughing)

(End Credits)

Cast
Seth Macfarlane as Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Johnny (Villain) (death) (Killed by Roberta Tubbs), Tom Tucker and Glenn Quagmire (Death)

Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin and Tricia Takanawa

Mila Kunis as Megan Griffin

Seth Green as Christopher Griffin (Minor Injury)

Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown, Rallo Brown and John Herbert

Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson

Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson

Sanaa Lathan as Donna Brown

Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney

Felicity Hatcher as Roberta Brown

Kevin Michael Richardson as Cleveland Brown, Jr.

Wallace Shawn as Bertram (Main Villain) (Redeemed by Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin and Allias)

Lori Alan as Diana Simmons (Secondary Villain) (death) (Killed by Meg Griffin)

Neil Gilmour Pope as LT. Franz Schlechtnacht (Villain) (death) (Killed by Lois Griffin and Bonnie Swanson)

Robert Wu as Charles Yamamoto (Villain)  (death) (Killed by Peter Griffin, Joe Swanson and Cleveland Brown)

David Spade as Chuckles, a wise-cracking dragon.

Taye Diggs as Allias, a humanoid lion with antlers and a reformed con-artist.

Quotes
Bertram: 'Victory shall be mine'

Lois Griffin: 'LT. Franz, say hello to my little Friend (She fires a Mini-Rocket at him) Floats like a Butterfly...'

Bonnie Swanson: (After LT. Franz is killed) 'Stings like a Bee'

Meg Griffin: (She uses her Shotgun to kill Diana Simmonds) 'This is for threatening my Mom!'

Roberta Tubbs-Brown: 'I think you need some...Lesbian Loving' (Then she tongue-kisses Meg while swimming, then Lois and Donna tongue-kiss also)

Donna Brown: (She tells Peter Griffin something after the ambush attack by Bertram) 'What does the phrase 'Stay the Hell away from 100 yards' don't you understand!?'

Lois Griffin: 'This is unacceptable, Peter. What if someone got hurt on you?'

Brian Griffin: 'Look, he was trying to protect us by his Minions' (Then Meg ran off crying)

Peter Griffin: 'Forget it, Bertram is going to destroy America'

Teaser Trailer
(20th Century Fox logo)

(Blue Sky Studios logo)

Theater Trailer
(20th Century Fox logo)

(Blue Sky Studios logo)

Narrator: '20th Century Fox presents the movie event 20 years in the making'

(A clip shows Meg Grffin getting her High School Diploma during graduation)

Peter Griffin: 'Wow, our daughter is finally going to College'

(Then a scene shows Lois Grffin, Meg Griffin, Donna Brown and Roberta Brown swimming in a lagoon at Queensland, Australia)

Meg Griffin: 'This place has everything I can work on my Carrier'

Lois Griffin: 'Not to mention it has Model designs'

Donna Brown: 'So who's up for kissing? (Then she kiss Roberta in the lips)

(A clip shows Bertram on his Spaceship)

Narrator: 'A threat is coming to destroy the United States...'

Bertram: 'I will use my Spaceship and my team of Minons to take over the country'

Brian Griffin: 'This could be serious'

Narrator: 'And it's going to take a lot of Teamwork & Family to save the day'

Meg Griffin: 'Unless we do something now, Bertram is going to wipe out America starting with my hometown Quahog!'

Joe Swanson: 'She's right, Lois. The time to defeat the evil Bertram is now'

Lois Griffin: 'I'm ready for some Gun shooting and Bashing'

Peter Griffin: 'Ok, Griffins. We got a country to save, now let's do this'

Narrator: 'Featuring the new voices of David Spade, Emma Watson, Eden Sher and Taye Diggs.'

Allias: 'You guys are crazy.'