First Steel on the Ninja/Transcript

(Theme Song)

Bird: (chirping)

Kids: (laughing)

Toby Brooks: Name: Toby Brooks. Grade: Nine. Title: What I Did On My Summer…

Rochelle Brooks: Toby! If it's ok I can copy yours?

Toby Brooks: Rochelle, we can't turn in the exact same essay!

Rochelle Brooks: But we had the exact same summer! (He is struck by Mr. Bannister's shoe.)

Mr. Bannister: No talking, Brooks!

Rochelle Brooks: Ohhhh…

Toby (voice-over): Well… not the exact same. I mean, it started out the same.

(Flashing back to summer break. Toby's room.)

Toby (voice-over): Then a week ago, something epic happened!

Video Game Announcer: Congratulations. You have punched all the graves.

Toby (voice-over): Then something epic-er happened!

Toby: The NinjaNomicon… eh. You are the Ninja. Oh, my swee-heet! I have to tell Howard! (reading the accompanying note) 'You can't tell anyone.' Aw, that's wonk!

Toby (voice-over): Listen, I don't know how it works, but the Ninja suit is the straight-up cheese. It lets me do things I could never, ever do.

Toby as The Ninja (giving martial-arts shouts while destroying objects in his room): Hah… huh… haaaaa-YAH! Ha-hahh! Hah, haha hah!

Toby (voice-over): I am Toby Brooks. I am the Ninja! … It's pretty much the coolest thing ever! (Flashing forward driving through Ca Frost Science Academy High School in their old cart) Only problem is, I can't tell anyone – not even my twin sister Rochelle!