Thread:JessicaFin23/@comment-26181419-20180111235211/@comment-26181419-20180117013420

Which verse of Blue should be sung?

[RAM:] Heyyyyy, 'Ronica

[VERONICA:] Eww. You got a left hand: Use it

[KURT:] Don't talk mean like that

[RAM:] You'll hurt their feelings You make my balls so blue

[KURT:] You hurt them badly

[RAM:] You make my balls so blue

[KURT:] They're hangin' sadly

[RAM:] What did they do to you That you hate them so?

[KURT:] Don't run from me They're all beat up

[KURT & RAM:] Like a tackling dummy!

[KURT:] They long for your embrace!

[RAM:] They're warm like mittens!

[KURT:] They'll curl up on your face

[RAM:] And purr like kittens!

[KURT:] You make my balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:] Just look at them glow...

[RAM:] They're beggin' you!

[KURT & RAM:] Don't make my balls so blue

[VERONICA:] Heather...? Heather...? Open the door

[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:] Oh no, oh no no no!

[VERONICA:] Open the door!

[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:] Oh no, oh no no no!

[KURT:] You make my balls so blue So please say hello!

[RAM:] Hold 'em!

[KURT:] Enfold 'em

[KURT & RAM:] And never let go!

[KURT:] Once you were geeky and nerdy

[RAM:] But they knew you're dirty

[KURT:] You've set them on fire

[KURT & RAM:] Whatever you require they'll do! So take 'em home to meet your parents!

[RAM:] They'll wear a suit and tie

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:] And a fancy collar!

[RAM:] They'll sing a lullaby:

[KURT & RAM:] La la la la la!

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:] Please make these balls not blue

[RAM:] Just for a while!

[KURT:] Can't wait till later

[KURT & RAM:] My pants are rubbin'

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:] Like a hot cheese grater!

[VERONICA:] Look! Booze. Drink!

[KURT:] Thank you so much!

[RAM:] They will protect you

[KURT:] Defend you

[RAM:] Respect you

[KURT:] Befriend you

[RAM:] Like Winnie-the-Pooh!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:] Winnie-the-Pooh!

[KURT:] Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue!

[RAM:] My balls will work for you

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:] They will obey ya!

[RAM:] They really need rescue!

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:] Like Princess Leia!

[KURT & RAM:] Baby, you've gots to come through

[KURT:] Teach them to smile!

[RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:] You got no clue how much These two

[RAM, KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:] Depend on you Please help them through! My balls are in your court!

[KURT & RAM:] Yeah!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:] You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:] You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:] You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:] Ow! Ow!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:] You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:] You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:] You make my balls so blue! You shake them You quake them

[KURT & RAM:] Good God!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:] You break..

[KURT & RAM:] My balls! You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:] You make my balls so blue! You take them

[KURT & RAM:] Lookit! Lookit! Lookit! Lookit!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:] You bake them Chrissake..

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:] You make my balls so blue! Please make their dreams come true And make these balls not blue!