The Adventure Time Movie/Trailer transcripts

Here are the trailer transcripts for the Warner Bros' 2017 animated film, The Adventure Time Movie: The Lich Strikes Back.

Teaser Trailer

 * (Shows MPAA Green Screen)
 * (Shows TimeWarner, Turner, Cartoon Network and Frederator Studios logos)
 * (Finn and Jake are pulled into the portal created by the Enchiridion. They hit a floating chunk of land and sit there for a second. Finn looks up to see the Lich bound from rock to rock towards the time room in the apparent center of this dimension.
 * Finn: (gasps) He's heading for that cube. Come on, Jake.
 * Jake: Oh, yeah.
 * (The Lich enters the time room from a hole on the side. Finn and Jake bound to the time room and enter to find the Lich laughing next to Prismo. He then disappears.)
 * Finn: Whaaaat?!?! He's gone!
 * Jake: What?! What happened?!
 * Prismo: Hey, hey! Did you guys see that? You know that was a ghost wearing a dead guy? That might be the nastiest thing I've ever seen. Na-na-na-na-nasty! Nasty jazz! Nast-- (Almost like beat boxing)
 * Jake: Hey, hey! Easy, buddy! That's our friend Billy! He got possessed by the Lich! (Finn looks very sad and Jake puts an arm around him)
 * Prismo: Oh! Sorry, sorry! I didn't mean nothin' by it! I mean, I have a lot of nasty friends. My uncle is nasty. I'm basically honorary nasty.
 * Finn: (Jake stretches them down to the floor) Do you know where he went? We have to find our friend.
 * Prismo: Who knows?
 * Finn: (Depressed) Uh. Oh.
 * Prismo: Actually, it depends on the wish I granted him.
 * Finn: "Wish"? (Hastily)
 * Prismo: Yeah, he wished for the extinction of all life and I did it. I guess it changed his timeline or something?
 * Finn: WHAT?!?! OH GLOB!
 * Jake: Whoa, wait a minute. How can that be if I'm still here kickin' it with my main man, Finn?
 * Prismo: Oh, that's because you're safe in my time room until you make your wish.
 * Finn & Jake: (They pause to think) Ohhhh.
 * Jake: I wish that life wasn't anymore extinc—
 * Finn: (Finn pushes Jake's arm down) Whoa! Wait, Jake. Don't mess this up. Think about it: if we wish everything back to normal, the Lich could just jazz it up again.
 * Jake: Oh yeah. Jazz.
 * Finn: Hmmmm. (Thinking)
 * Jake: Hmmmm.
 * Finn: I got it! I wish... the Lich... never... even ever existed!
 * (Shows the silhouettes of Fionna and Cake.)
 * (The title's movie logo appears.)
 * Title Announcer: THE ADVENTURE TIME MOVIE
 * Title Announcer: COMING SOON FROM CARTOON NETWORK.
 * Title Announcer: 2017.

Theatrical Trailer 1

 * (Shows MPAA Green Screen)
 * (Shows Warner Bros. Pictures logo)
 * (Shows Cartoon Network logo)
 * Farmworld Finn: What? (He tooks the Simon's crown and puts it and begins yelling in shock) Aaaah!!
 * Princess Bubblegum: Finn! Jake!
 * Finn: I got it! I wish... the Lich... never... even ever existed!
 * (The Lich's face rushes towards the viewer, screeching)
 * Finn: Oh my glob? What are you doing in my house?
 * Finn: Your house? What are you doing in MY house?

Theatrical Trailer 2

 * (Shows MPAA Green Screen with the rated G logo)
 * (Shows Warner Bros. Pictures logo)
 * (Shows Cartoon Network logo)
 * Title Announcer: For thousands of years, this story has been told of the Mushroom War. You'll *never hear this story 'till you've heard it told by Finn and Jake.
 * Finn: We're on the legend of the Lich with our story.
 * Jake: Yeah! We remember those Mushroom War just like where it was yesterday or 996 years ago.
 * Finn: You're right! Just like where it was 996 years ago.
 * Title Announcer: After Mortal Folly.
 * Prismo: Yeah, he wished for extinction of all life and I did it. I guess it change his lifetime or something? That's our big trouble, the Lich is... ruling all the Farmworld, the place that the Lich never ever existed and now the place is about to be covered by snow!
 * Title Announcer: After The Lich.
 * Prismo: Oh, that's because you're safe in my time room until you make your wish.
 * Title Announcer: Before Crossover.
 * (Shows more clips from the film.)
 * Finn: I got it! I wish... the Lich... never... even ever existed... again!
 * Title Announcer: From the creator of Adventure Time. The greatest adventure of all time.
 * Finn: If Jake and I have our story, you could listen to!
 * Title Announcer: Cartoon Network presents, The Adventure Time Movie. Only in theaters this summer.

TV Spot 1

 * (Shows Warner Bros. Pictures and Cartoon Network logos.)
 * Finn: We're on the legend of the Lich with our story.
 * Jake: Yeah! We remember those Mushroom War just like where it was yesterday or 996 years ago.
 * Finn: You're right! Just like where it was 996 years ago.
 * Title Announcer: On May 19.
 * Farmworld Marceline: No! No! No! (He puts on the crown and begins yelling in shock) Aaaaaah!!
 * Big Destiny: Big D's chillin' over here . . . wasteland style.
 * Fionna: Nooooo!!
 * Title Announcer: What time is it?
 * (Shows more clips from the film.)
 * Title Announcer: The Adventure Time Movie. In Theaters May 19. Rated G.

TV Spot 2

 * (Shows Warner Bros. Pictures and Cartoon Network logos.)
 * Narrator: Once upon a time, there's a young boy who becomes possesed by the crown's power.
 * Farmworld Finn: (puts the crown and begins yelling in shock) Aaaaaah!
 * Narrator: Now the Lich strikes again, so the hero can save the world from the chaos....
 * Finn: What?
 * Fionna: Ah, what are you doing in my house?
 * Finn: Ah, what are you doing in my house?
 * Title Announcer: On May 19.
 * Fionna: I'm working for Ice King.
 * Finn: What? Ice King made you for this.
 * Fionna: Yeah!
 * Title Announcer: What time is it?
 * Princess Bubblegum: ATTACK!!!
 * (Marceline, Lady Rainicorn, Ice King and BMO fighting Big D and his other members.)
 * (Shows more clips from the film.)
 * Title Announcer: The Adventure Time Movie. In Theaters May 19. Rated G.