Maximum Overdrive! Operation: Heroes Alliance

Days after Halloween and 1 day before Guy Fawke's Night, the Heroes Alliance are taunted by Evilland Vehicles from Maximum Overdrive. It is revealed that Stephen King made that up.

Story
(A peaceful morning in a meteor-swept Earth...) (Meanwhile, at Heroes Alliance HQ...) (Meanwhile, when all the evil vehicles move on...) (As all the evil vehicles and mad appliances attack the heroes...) (Meanwhile, all the villains are discussing their plan to rule our reality...)
 * Woman: "Watch out!"
 * Man 1: "My truck is out of control!"
 * Master Malkor: "Ha ha ha! Keep killing, my inanimate friends! Keep doing the wrong stuff!"
 * Man 2: "Ruuunnnn!"
 * Child: "Noooooooooo!"
 * Optimus Prime: "I... No... I got to warn the others!"
 * Sailor Moon: "We have to warn them!"
 * Jiban: "Yes! We have to!"
 * Ryo of the Wildfire: "What shall we do?"
 * Optimus Prime: "Master Malkor is controlling an army of inanimate objects!"
 * Rocket Raccoon: "I could become roadkill if I were you!"
 * All Heroes: (all clamouring)
 * Optimus Prime: "Let's go! Transform and Roll Out!"
 * All Heroes: "F.A.B.!"
 * Optimus Prime: "Autobots, are the Thunderbirds safe?"
 * Prowl: "Yes, sir. Thunderbird 1 is protected due to an indestructable barrier that Malkor can't touch, for example. It is control-proof. And so is Lightning McQueen. He's protected too, because he's imaginary."
 * Optimus Prime: "My, the rest of the vehicles remind me of... Maximum Overdrive! Stephen King made that film up himself!"
 * Enjolras: "What about the others?"
 * Optimus Prime: "It does not matter, we need to go to the tail of this strange meteor!"
 * All Heroes: "Right!"
 * Brave Little Toaster: "Stop, Malkor!"
 * Master Malkor: "Halt! Thou shalt not stand in my way!"
 * Optimus Prime: "You will never get away with this!"
 * Master Malkor: "Taunt them!"
 * Voice: "Stop!!!!"
 * Master Malkor: "Who are you?"
 * Unnamed Thistle: "That's none of your business!"
 * Master Malkor: "Attack!"
 * Unnamed Thistle: "Why throw these vehicles's lives away?" (lifts and throws all vile vehicles)
 * Master Malkor: "He's strong... How could he--?"
 * Carmen Sandiego: "Come, Malkor! We must retreat!"
 * Unnamed Thistle: "He's gone..."
 * Isaac: "Who are you anyway?"
 * Clyde: "Call me Clyde, the legendary Thistle!"
 * Enjolras: "He's like a thistle!"
 * Clyde: "Don't touch me! I have thorns!"
 * Master Malkor: "And then, that human thistle attacked me!"
 * Megamo: "I recognize that thistle... His name is Clyde of Glasgow!"
 * Javert: "It cannot be! And it cannot happen!"
 * Megatron: "We must eliminate him!"
 * Queen Beryl: "Yes. And we must crush him like a normal plant!"
 * Makuta Teridax: "Dog urine is a plant's weakness..."
 * Hellspiral: "Stop!"
 * Master Darque: "Will you all stop at once?"
 * Dominius X: "Silence! Our evil vehicles survive. Maximum Overdrive is Game Overdrive."