Mia (Nostalgia Critic)

(Following the Channel Awesome logo, we open on the words "Nostalgia Critic Presents" and "This review is dedication to ThatGuyWithTheGlasses", channeling The Wizard of Oz, follow a title card appear, HEIDI BECOMES PRINCESS, fades to a script)

TEXT: This review has given faithful service to the parody as SHIT; and this movie has been parody to put its unkindly philosophy out of misfortune! To those of you who have been craze to it in return and to the Nostalgia Critic; we dedicate this FUCKING review...!

(fades to black at the sepia tone, we cold-open on Nostalgia Critic rummaging through some drawers)

NC: I know I left it here somewhere... (opens one drawer and brightens up) Ah, here we go! (picks up and looks at what he found: a Germany DVD copy of The Wild Swans (1977 anime version)) The Wild Swans! You know, when did that deadly parody become the people you call to tone down the imagination?

(He gets up and starts to leave, taking the DVD with him. NC sits down on the couch and turns on the movie. As the opening credits play, NC watches it, cut to a card, "1 hour and 2 minute later...", NC lies down with his down on his couch when his original Toei classic ends, suddenly a TORNADO warning on TV as NC wakes up alarm, the TV screen reveals a weather announcer (played by Doug Walker) telling the news about a tornado still here on Illinois)

Weather Announcer on TV: We interrupt with his emergency bulletin from the National Weather Service tornado is hitting Lombard with winds up to 700 miles per hour! (to most likely audience, points to the screen! Nostalgia Critic turning shock) Stay tuned for a weather statement reports! You're not gonna believe this, MOTHERFUCKER!

(later outside, the tornado blows Lombard, Nostalgia Critic running through the trailer, screaming. Nostalgia Critic closes his trailer door, he was relief)

NC: Ooh! Thank God, I'm in the trailer. I'm in hell of the trailer. (he turned calm) Huh, I think we're inside the trailer. Yeah, not bad. I must be up inside the twister, then.

(in the trailer, Nostalgia Critic turned alarmed when a tornado blows a trailer, screaming. The trailer is spinning inside the tornado. The trailer continues spinning as NC screaming continues. Then the trailer flies down and it lands on the ground.)

NC: (surprised) Shit!

(NC opens the front door to go outside. Whilst opening the door, changes from sepia tone to technicolor. Outside of the trailer is a colorful parody land where everything is beautiful. As NC goes outside he is awed upon seeing that everything is colorful.)

NC: I have a feeling we're not in Illinois anymore. I must be over the PARODY as shit! It's back from the dead!

(suddenly red smoke appeared and a woman (played by Tamara Chambers) wears a black dress, black cloak, a black pointed hat and she holds a wand appears. This is the Wicked Bitch of the Worst. Nostalgia Critic reacts in fright and screams in fear!)

The Wicked Bitch of the Worst: Are you Nostalgia Critic?

NC: Me? Go away, you old Wicked Bitch of the Worst!

The Wicked Bitch of the Worst: Was it you?

NC: No, it was a fucking accident.

The Wicked Bitch of the Worst: Well, my ugly. I can cause accident that movie, too!

NC: Aren't you forgetting the terrible movie, huh?!

The Wicked Bitch of the Worst: The movie? Yes! The movie! Where is it?!

NC: (who pulls a blu-ray cover out of a garbage can) Yeah, I can have your movie but it can be worth.

The Wicked Bitch of the Worst: That's a good Critic. I knew you'd see reason. (as she placed her fingers on the blu-ray but gets zapped which causes her to screaming in pain.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

NC: (apologetically) Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't do it.

The Wicked Bitch of the Worst: Fucking fool that I am, that parody will never come off, as long as you're being dead. I can't wait forever to get that movie! But just try to stay out of my way! Just try, my ugly! (cackles)

(she disappears in a cloud of red smoke and NC looked frightened and look down at this blu-ray, it reveals HEIDI BECOMES PRINCESS. But NC looked terrified...)

NC: (whiny voice) I'm doomed.

(the title is shown, followed by the clips which NC speaks)

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