The End of Barney the Dinosaur/Sneak Preview Transcripts

Call from The Tiyan Titan King

 * [Location: St. Richmond's Smile Away Reformatory School for Children, next door to Tiyan High School]
 * Tiyan Titan Battlebots: Hurry up and get to work, slaves! No Barney the Dinosaur! That is Tiyan High School's newest rule!
 * Tiyan Titan Knight: All this power wasted on that purple freak's party. When there are far greater uses.
 * Tiyan Titan Battlebot #1: Sir, you have a incoming call from "The Tiyan Titan King".
 * [ringtone plays]
 * Tiyan Titan Knight: Well? Answer it!
 * Tiyan Titan Battlebots: Yes, sir!
 * [dial-up modem noises]
 * Tiyan Titan King: [in holographic form] Where am I supposed be looking? I never understand how this call works. Zion!
 * Tiyan Titan Knight: Over here, Your Excellency.
 * Tiyan Titan King: Where?
 * Tiyan Titan Knight: Over here.
 * Tiyan Titan King: Huh?
 * Tiyan Titan Knight: No. No, right. Look right.
 * Tiyan Titan King: My right?
 * Tiyan Titan Knight: Yeah.
 * Tiyan Titan King: Oh, there you are. Here's the deal: I'm in a big re-brand here. "The Tiyan Titan King" is tracking, well, as intensely intimidating. But, you know what? I need to back it up. You know I need to back it up with? A perfect world! That would be great! You promised me magic, that could control the the elements and right now, I'm holding a what? A blade? A stick? Bleh!

Drew Babautia's Punishment from Tiyan Titan Knight/Catchy Song

 * Tiyan Titan Knight: Subject him to catchy pop music! That will change his tune.
 * Tiyan Titan Archer: I'll start with one that's sure to get stuck in his head.
 * [Dillon Francis, T-Pain and That Girl Lay Lay performs "Catchy Song"]