Avenue Q (Toonwriter's fan fiction series)

Avenue Q is a series based on the musical of the same name, and just like that, it is a parody of PBS's Sesame Street. The series begins after a film based on the musical, which takes place after. The series also takes place after Meet the Feebles and The Happytime Murders, and it features characters from those two films and Fritz's Funporium. It also features characters from ended shows and canceled shows.

Characters
✍ = Needs some major designing help (in terms of not being just a recolor, another item, etc.) 😈 = Villain(s) 🦸 = Gains superpowers after being affected by the explosion from the meteor crash

Puppet characters

 * Princeton🦸
 * Kate Monster🦸
 * Nicky🦸
 * Rod🦸
 * Ricky🦸
 * Trekkie Monster🦸
 * Lucy the Slut🦸
 * Julian (formerly known as the Newcomer, named after the Juliard School of Music)🦸
 * The Bad Idea Bears😈🦸
 * Mrs. Lavinia Thistletwat😈🦸
 * Hillary Clinton
 * Mitt Romney
 * Donald Trump😈
 * Mike Pence😈
 * Cinderelmo (Avenue Q OC; The Elmo of Avenue Q, Princeton & Kate Monster's adopted son; Identical twin lookalike of Elmo- Like Prince and the Pauper, except both Elmo and Cinderelmo are common)🦸
 * Ginger (Avenue Q OC; Princeton & Kate Monster's adopted daughter)🦸
 * Excalibird (Avenue Q OC; The Big Bird of Avenue Q; like the Blue Bird of Happiness in "Follow That Bird")✍🦸
 * Barnaby Snufflestiltskin (Avenue Q OC; A red-furred Snuffleupagus with black spots; the Snuffy of Avenue Q)🦸
 * Tilly Snufflestiltskin (Avenue Q OC; Barnaby's little sister; the Alice of Avenue Q. Unlike Alice, Tilly can talk more.)🦸
 * Cookie Marshal (Avenue Q OC; The Cookie Monster of Avenue Q, an officer of the law; courtesy of "Cookie Monster" from Cartoon Network's "MAD's" Cookie Blue)🦸
 * Alys (Avenue Q OC; The Abby Cadabby of Avenue Q; A goth version of Abby in the same clothes as Alice, Ala Abby in Wonderland/American McGee's Alice)🦸
 * Angelita (Avenue Q OC; The Rosita of Avenue Q)🦸
 * Harvey (Avenue Q OC; A blue-furred Elmo lookalike. No relation to Elmo or Cinderelmo, but a best friend to the latter and a bunch of other kids in Avenue Q.)✍🦸
 * Snugly: One of Cinderelmo's pets; A red baby worm. He's called Snugly because he loves to snuggle friendly folks affectionately.🦸
 * Wiggly: Snugly's brother and another one of Cinderelmo's pets; A green baby worm. He's called that because he loves to wiggle in place when it comes to exercising.🦸
 * Princess Joan (Avenue Q OC; The Zoe of Avenue Q; a Princess)✍🦸
 * Henry Monster (Avenue Q OC; The Herry Monster of Avenue Q)🦸
 * Terry (Avenue Q OC; The Telly of Avenue Q)🦸
 * Russell (Avenue Q OC; The Grover of Avenue Q)✍🦸
 * Alcindor von Count (Avenue Q OC; The Count of Avenue Q)🦸
 * Franco (Avenue Q OC; The Frazzle of Avenue Q)🦸
 * Bradley🦸
 * Lauren: A perky and sexy cheerleader. She despises bullies and racism towards puppets, which was why she desired to be new head of the cheerleading club. Thanks to her newfound superpowers from the radioactive meteor, she got her wish to take down her tormentors.🦸
 * Scott🦸
 * Trevor the Grouch: The only Grouch that always shows kindness. Trevor was cast out from his family for being nice, and the grouch handbook says "Article 12, section 3: A Grouch shall never admit to being nice or helpful, as it contrasts to their morals." Trevor is friends with almost everyone, but he does not like bad people like the Bad Idea Bears, Gordon the Gecko or others. He loves trash, yet he also likes things normal people do, and he does not want to see a dirty, polluted environment enveloping the whole world, so he would rather see litter all thrown away inside trash cans like his. Ever since he had a trash can of his own, he made it a luxurious home for him. Trevor sees Dead End Grouch as a major nemesis. (Avenue Q OC; Courtesy of and recycled from the White Oscar the Grouch from Elmo's Coloring Book)🦸
 * ALF: ALF is an alien from the planet Melmac who has arrived on planet Earth. ALF's real name is Gordon Shumway, but he was given the nickname "ALF" (an acronym for "Alien Life Form"), by Willie Tanner in the pilot episode of his former series. ALF was born on October 28, 1756, on the Lower East Side of the planet. He is troublesome, sarcastic, and cynical. ALF is generally regarded as one of the only Melmacians to survive his home planet's cataclysm. As his species does, he considers cats a delicacy. ALF moved to Avenue Q because he was despaired in not only having his classic series left on a cliffhanger, but his planned reboot series announced by Warner Bros. was canceled. In Avenue Q, he became friends with almost everyone but the villains.🦸
 * Spamela Hamderson (Technical Avenue Q OC; Moving directly from the Muppets)🦸
 * Gordon the Gecko (Technical Avenue Q OC; courtesy of a Robot Chicken segment)😈🦸
 * Dead End Grouch: An evil grouch with the ability to turn into a feral monster when he gets really angry. He got that ability after pledging to the devil. Ever since then, he became loyal to Bletchinator, loving his grouchiness. Being a lover of all things disgusting, he is the only being other than Trekkie Monster to love and masturbate to the infamous "2 Girls 1 Cup" video. Design recycled from a Muppet-like Grinch puppet.😈🦸
 * Kute: An evil mutant clone of Elmo with the powers of a devil. He became one of Bletchinator's loyal bodyguards after his creation. He became a Deadite thanks to the Necronomicon to completely show the devil in him.(Avenue Q OC)😈🦸
 * Smokey the Bear (Semi-Avenue Q OC)🦸
 * McGruff the Crime Dog (Semi-Avenue Q OC)🦸
 * Scruff (Semi-Avenue Q OC)🦸
 * Cookie Mongoloid: The Cookie Mongoloid is the blue and black sheep of the family that spawned that more famous cookie fanatic, Cookie Monster. Growing up in the shadow of his beloved cousin, watching the lovable good-natured monster rise effortlessly to stardom, the maladjusted Cookie Mongoloid grew despondent and bitter... Living in San Francisco's wretched skid row 6th Street on a diet of freebased cookie bits, the Mongoloid was a far cry from the cheerful star of children's television. Inspired by "Mongoloid", Devo's anthem of alienation and mutation, Loid convinced Cookie to channel his angst and obsessive nature into a compelling musical endeavor. (Avenue Q OC; The same "Sesame Speed Metal" band based from San Francisco)🦸
 * Bozar the Grouch (Avenue Q OC; A grey Grouch with the personality of Oliver & Company's Francis- lover of drama and exquisite taste- and a hint of grouchiness)✍🦸
 * Twitchy Monster: At a young age, Twitchy was arrested on multiple drug and vandalism charges and sentence to a particularly harsh prison term. With nobody to visit him, he withdrew into himself and his artwork. He learned to tattoo in prison from one of the few goodhearted inmates there (who also helped to pull him out of a particularly bad incident in that prison that Twitchy does not like to talk about. Prison was good for him in that it got him clean, but a good deal of the damage has already been done. Upon getting out of prison, Twitchy moved to Avenue Q partially because he was low on cash and partially because he'd heard that monsters were pretty well accepted (or at least tolerated) there. Thankfully, he didn't have any trouble getting into his apartment and is keeping his head above water working as a tattoo artist and has been commissioned to do a mural on the side of Gary's building (in lieu of rent).🦸
 * Trish: Trish grew up in a rich political family. Her parents were usually busy with the latest campaign and schmoozing with various voters. Trish grew into a life where she could have nearly anything she wanted (materially) coupled with almost no restrictions. As a result, she fell into her parents crowd and fell into drug use because of easy access to party drugs and no restrictions from them. Eventually, Trish realized for herself that her life was spiraling out of control and she checked herself into rehab. There she first met Twitchy. After getting out of rehab, she knew that the one place that would only lead her back down the path of where she didn't want to be was with her parents. She chose to "disappear" and chose to live in anonymity at Avenue Q. She didn't have a lot of personal money, but she did have trained skills as a hairdresser and so she began her business out of her apartment. Soon after she moved to Avenue Q, Trish reconnected with Twitchy (living there as well) and they began dating. She's also heard that her father sent a private investigator to look for her, but so far, he's not come to Avenue Q yet…
 * Chef Flambé: Also known as Pierre Flambé. Pierre was born into a French family rich in culinary history and reputation. He grew up in the kitchen and was sent to the finest cooking schools from a young age. He might be still in France running his own restaurant if it wasn't for the fact he developed a taste for American cuisine. When he began to show this taste in his cooking, he was thrown out of and refused entry to every cooking school in France. His parents, outraged at his "betrayal of his family and national heritage", disowned him. With nothing else to lose, Pierre immigrated to America and worked in diners and greasy spoons until he could finish his culinary degree and afford the food truck that has now become known as "Grill or Be Grilled". Chef Flambé's first customers ever, when he arrived on Avenue Q, were Twitchy Monster and Trish, who just stopped by for a quick bite. Entranced by the food (but underwhelmed by the design on the outside of the truck) Twitchy offered to give him a custom paint job and allowed him to pay him in free meals. A combination of that eye-catching paint job, the reasonable prices, the fantastic food, and the generous and friendly personality of Flambé himself made the Grill or Be Grilled truck an instant success. As word spread, Flambé became something of an Avenue Q institution. He can usually be found wherever he's parked and even if he's hard to find, he always has a "blip" on his website to show where he's parked and open for business. Flambe has a rather thick French accent and sometimes simply goes on in French, so is difficult to understand at times. (Bit of a homage to the Swedish Chef.)
 * "Mama Bear" Becky: Becky grew up in the same rich political family as her younger sister Trish. She had many of the same experiences. However, she rebelled earlier and more publicly. She started riding motorcycles, getting into trouble, seeing boys that her father didn't approve of. Finally, she interrupted a political speech he was giving by roaring up on her Harley, telling her old man where he could shove his politics, and then roaring off with what few possessions she could tuck into her saddlebags, not to be seen again. She only gave contact information to her sister, telling her not to give it to her parents. She and Trish have been in contact (albeit more or less secret contact) ever since. She's only visiting Avenue Q for now, but she may extend her visit for a little while to catch up with her sister (and to meet that cute little Chef Flambé she's talked about.) Although Becky was out of state when Trish hit rock bottom, it was her phone call that encouraged Trish to go to rehab. Other than that, there's been so many experiences on the road. She'll have to write her own memoirs one of these days…
 * Big Jaws (Technical Avenue Q OC; courtesy of Family Guy)😈
 * Composite Santa (Technical Avenue Q OC; courtesy of Robot Chicken)😈
 * Robot Chicken (Technical Avenue Q OC)🦸
 * Robot Chicken's girlfriend (Technical Avenue Q OC)
 * Ricky Recycle Bin: Ricky lives in a green recycle bin. At first, he is critical- and later, grouchy like Bozar- about people with recycling techniques and what he likes in his recycle bin. But it wasn't long until Trevor got him to relax, unwind and accept recycling in every way, even without how recycling techniques were done. Since then, Ricky became as kind and friendly as Trevor, becoming his neighbor in the process. Made precisely out of a "Grouchmo" puppet.🦸
 * Ray the Owl (Avenue Q OC; The Hoots of Avenue Q; a white owl)
 * Rose: Princeton's cousin.🦸
 * Roberta: Rod's twin sister. She and Nicky became lovers while she supports her brother and Ricky's gay marriage.🦸
 * Rachel: Nicky's sister.🦸
 * Cody, the Homeland Security Chameleon: Cody is bug-eyed because he's trying to stay alert for potential terrorist threats! He changes color depending on the national threat level. He turns bright red whenever he sees Donald Trump as well as two new "foreign exchange students" living on Avenue Q's "Little North Korea", Amed and Bedz.
 * Winoceros: Bozar the Grouch's neighbor. A tipsy, fun-loving, homeless rhino. He begs for spare change, swigs peppermint Schnapps, and sings sea shanties that keep Bozar up all night long! It's yo ho ho and a bottle of fun! Children will be comforted when Wino shouts that he loves them - although he tends to say that to everybody!
 * The Notorious B.I.G. Bird: From the rough south side of Avenue Q, The Notorious B.I.G. Bird is a street-tough rapper who "drops mad knowledge" on children. His lessons include the importance of exercise (dangling a record executive out of the window to keep those biceps toned) and the value of money (knowing that Courvoisier is less expensive than Cristal and that a 40 of malt liquor is more frugal than both)!😈🦸
 * Botox the Ostrich: Botox the Ostrich is actually 72 years old! But thanks to countless injections of botulism toxins, nose jobs, facelifts, tummy tucks, chemical peels, and liposuction, she doesn't look a day over 68! Botox teachers kids that we should all be happy with who we are - just as soon as the cosmetic surgeons have done their work!
 * Carp L. Tunnel: While most of the other Avenue Q residents love to learn, Carp. L Tunnel never goes to school. He just sits in his bowl with his XBOX One and Nintendo Switch. His vision is blurry, he's seizure-prone, and he can barely move his fins anymore. He doesn't teach anything to the children watching at home, but he claims he'll talk to them as soon as his "guy dies".
 * Mr. Snuffsalotofstuff: Mr. Snuffsalotofstuff teaches kids about using their imaginations...like all the invisible friends he imagines after huffing airplane glue, magic markers, and all the other things he snorts up that giant hose of a nose! Most of the other people who live on Avenue Q haven't actually met Mr. Snuffsalotofstuff yet, because he spends most of his time in the Planetarium, spacing out to the Pink Floyd laser light show!
 * Red Crab
 * Blue Crab
 * Dr. Scientist😈
 * Al the Alien😈
 * Bobby Vegan
 * Samson Knight
 * Cary: Recycled from the "Gary" Muppet.🦸
 * Freddy Freebase: "Oh, damn!" moans the incorrigible Freddy Freebase as he waddles down the back alleys of Avenue Q, looking for a fix. There's not much he won't do to score some rocks - shoplifting from Mr. Carter's store, robbing kids at knife point, even sponge-bathing Bozar the Grouch! Joining Freddy on all his adventures is Pippy, his magical singing crack pipe.😈🦸
 * Pippy the Crackpipe: Freddy's magical singing crack pipe.😈🦸
 * Avery Dalton Dartmouth ("A.D.D." for short): Avenue Q characters are known for their high levels of energy, but few can compete with A.D.D.'s hyperactivity! He bounces up and down Avenue Q teaching kids about history...before quickly losing interest and switching to reading skills...then shifting to math, English, flailing his arms, yelling, and banging his head against the wall. The only way Avery's friends can calm him down is with dangerously high doses of Ritalin!
 * The 'Countant: The Count's less arithmetic-obsessed but business-savvy cousin. Kids can now learn to count from The 'Countant, a convicted former Arthur Andersen employee who fulfills his community service sentence by teaching math from his castle in Transylvania (really a minimum-security prison in Pennsylvania)! When do two dollars plus two dollars equal ten million dollars? When you use the 'Countant's "aggressive" accounting methods!😈🦸
 * Easy: No stranger to Avenue Q's Planned Parenthood Clinic, Easy learned the hard way that when her boyfriend said he'd love her forever, he only meant until she ballooned up bigger than Barkley the Dog! As a preventative tool to teach kids about not ruining their lives before homeroom is over, Easy sings the song, "Rubber Condom" to the tune of "Rubber Duckie". (Avenue Q OC; Prairie Dawn if she were like Bonnie from Family Guy, ya know 'cause Bonnie was like pregnant for like six seasons)
 * Charlie Sheen (Avenue Q version)🦸
 * Ralph: The living and talking head from the sign over the fast-food restaurant known as Ralph's. He likes to eat food usually served from fast food places; mainly, burgers, fries, hot dogs, tacos, pizza, soda and donuts. But watch out! If he eats too much, you'll experience why he's called Ralph! Courtesy of the "Eat at Ralph's" board game commercial.
 * Tyrone McHansley: The demonic sock puppet from "Hand To God" who is the antithesis of Chauncey; the demon was later exorcised from his body.😈🦸
 * Tyrone's Bride (Currently unnamed)😈🦸
 * Rap Rat: Formerly from the infamous VHS board game of the same name. He is a supernatural rat puppet character who used to appear in a demonic video that, when put in a VHS player, would start off with a normal conversation, but then show graphic images of what the viewer(s) currently fears. Rap Rat is also known to give the viewers vivid and disturbing nightmares after watching the tape. Thanks to the Bletchinator, Rap Rat was brought to life, no longer in a videotape, now a part of the evil villains.😈🦸
 * Dollar Sign (formerly from Wonder Showzen)😈
 * Devils (formerly from Wonder Showzen)😈
 * Bastinda: A modern wicked witch who is also a pop singer. Unlike many witches, Bastinda is known for riding on a motorcycle, both on land and in the air. Her mannerisms are similar to those of the Wicked Witch of the West in the Muppets' Wizard of Oz. In fact, she has karate skills like her, yet she also has black magic.😈
 * Mr. Pants: Bastinda's talking pet cat who loves Bastinda as his owner. He is a rock singer with razor-sharp claws like a tiger.😈🦸
 * Fritz: Titular star of Fritz's Funporium. Fritz is a hooch-swigging, child-hating, serial-dating puppet monster who was sentenced to do children's television as community service after his third arrest for public drunkenness, indecent exposure and overt breach of livestock. More often than not, he's positively plastered, but children absolutely adore him. Fritz is considered to be personally responsible for driving his show's eight previous show runners insane. Lovely guy, really. Good with kids.🦸
 * Butler: Canine co-star of Fritz's Funporium. Butler is a multiple-instrument-playing, calm, pragmatic, likable Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever. Butler is obsessed with gastronomy, scotch, balls, and squirrels. He serves as the rather questionable moral center of the puppets who work at the Funporium.🦸
 * Gracie: Co-star of Fritz's Funporium. Fritz's perpetually bubbly costar Gracie is a puppet with a good heart who honestly likes her job entertaining children. She's a puppet of conviction who stands up for the rights of her felted brethren without regard for her own reputation. Gracie is in a cross-species relationship with the show's cameraman, Brian ("Small Fry").🦸
 * Pat: Pat is a bumbling, happy, cheerful "Mallard Bastard" puppet duck whose on-screen and off-screen personas are very much in-line with each other. Pat's actual gender is unknown, and no one really knows if Pat is even on payroll… He/She/It just showed up, one day. Pat only quacks (rarely on cue) and has the nasty habit of setting things on fire, chewing on live wires, and taking a dump in the costume rack.🦸
 * Enrique & Trip: Fritz's Funporium's wise-cracking teamsters.🦸
 * Phil Phillips (from The Happytime Murders)🦸
 * Sandra Jakoby White: Back as a Nazi Zombie, Sandra wanted revenge on Phil and Detective Edwards for her demise. She's the only Nazi Zombie to not look hideous or rotten (practically looking as if she was back from the dead), perfect to keep her sexy figure, enough to become lovers with Buttons, who loves her for not only her figure, but also who she is and everything else about her.😈
 * Heidi the Hippo (from Meet the Feebles)🦸
 * Huxtable the Hippo (Meet the Feebles OC; a thin red hippo with self-esteem issues)🦸
 * Sid the Elephant (from Meet the Feebles)🦸
 * Seymour the Elechicken (from Meet the Feebles)🦸
 * Robert the Hedgehog (from Meet the Feebles)🦸
 * Lucille the Poodle (from Meet the Feebles)🦸
 * Arthur the Worm (from Meet the Feebles)🦸
 * Tribble-like Creatures (from Meet the Feebles)
 * Madame Bovine (from Meet the Feebles)
 * Bletchinator: Formerly known as Bletch from Meet the Feebles, he was brought back from the dead as a killer cyborg. He became one of the leaders of a dangerous organization alongside his lover Samantha, King Chicken, and Bernice. When the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis was found by Constable Griswald to give to Bletchinator, and the bodies of Adolf Hitler and his Nazis from Kung Fury's world were brought to him by their minions, Bletchinator read the incantation that summoned the Evil Dead, causing it to loom over Castle Wolfenstein to add to the atmosphere. As a result, the Nazi Zombies were made, and yet, there was an unexpected bonus for the strong cyborg couple. They became part Deadite as well, enough to be really intimidating and dangerous.😈
 * Samantha (from Meet the Feebles, back from the dead as a killer cyborg)😈
 * Sebastian the Fox: From Meet the Feebles; One of the survivors of the Feeble Variety Massacre. Unfortunately for him, he was killed by the serpent who bit him with his poisonous fangs and then eaten by Audrey II to give him his strength.😈
 * Toxie Jr.: Toxic Avenger and Sarah's beloved son.🦸
 * Audrey II: An evil and boisterous flytrap-like extraterrestrial plant with plans to take over the planet. Thanks to a surviving bud in the garden, Audrey II is back with a vengeance. Voiced by Michael-Leon Wooley.😈
 * Weldon the I.T. Guy (Steve Whitmire): He's a rival of Trekkie and a professional internet troll. He moved to Avenue Q, due to his performer being fired from the Muppets. (I heard that Rick hates Steve now, Steve trolling the ever-loving heck outta Rick would be funny XD)
 * Clarence and Chauncey (Vernon Chatman): Both formerly from Wonder Showzen, they moved to Avenue Q and joined the cast because MTV cancelled their show for being too controversial (even more so than South Park).🦸
 * Clarence: Back in Wonder Showzen, if being annoying could save people's lives, Clarence would be Martin Luther King. Curiosity can only get him so far before he winds up in a Mexican prison. He enjoys agitating people, constantly trying to push them over the edge. His rants are continuous, as he repeats everything the other person says and asks or says very irrelevant questions or comments to people. Thanks to Sally Rosen, of course, Clarence is no longer annoying. Instead, his personality became a bit like that of Rudy from Sesame Street.
 * Chauncey is sarcastic, offensive and often displays deviant behavior, such as violating Mother Nature's private parts when she undergoes a sex change, humping a copy of the Bible during a trial or puking blood on Him when cooperating was suggested instead of war. He enjoys takes advantage of his friends and mocking them for whatever fault they come across. But that was back when he was in Wonder Showzen. The times he and Clarence spent in Avenue Q with their new friends- especially Sally Rosen- got him to come out of his shell and reform.
 * Rocko the Dog: Rocko (puppeteer Ben Durocher), is a foul-mouthed, chain-smoking misanthrope who formerly worked on a children's television program. The job required him to control his language and behavior, but eventually a berserk outburst on set ended his career. He takes medication to temper his violent mood swings.😈🦸
 * Cuddles the Comfort Doll: Cuddles (puppeteer Bob Martin) is a comfort doll designed to help people cope with their problems. However, as the introductory voice-over to each episode informs the viewer, it is Cuddles who is now the problem. The chronic subordination of his own needs to those of others caused him to explode one day, grab a rifle, and start shooting. Despite this eruption, Cuddles is generally the best behaved of the group, although his naivete often gets him and his fellow residents at the halfway house into trouble. He cannot handle pressure well, lacks self-assertiveness, and shows signs of a passive-aggressive personality disorder.😈🦸
 * Buttons the Bear: Buttons (puppeteer James Rankin) is a teddy bear with eyes consisting of two different buttons. Unlike the others, Buttons is not so much a killer as a lover. In fact, he is a womanizer with no sense of sexual propriety who is remarkably successful in attracting eager human females. Buttons lives by the hedonistic motto "if it feels good, do it". He once had a lucrative corporate sponsorship deal with the Happy Elf Peanut Butter Company, but the sponsor exercised the "moral turpitude" clause in his contract once details of his promiscuous behavior leaked to the press.😈🦸
 * Bill the Dummy: Bill (puppeteer Gord Robertson) is a ventriloquist's dummy with a menacing smile and psychopathic tendencies. Fifty-eight of his partners have died in "accidents". Bill's nemesis is the Rasputin-like Curious Bob (John Hemphill), a former partner whom Bill has unsuccessfully attempted to murder on four different occasions. In an episode featuring Bill's trial, his adoptive mother relates facts about his past that indicate the possible sources of his homicidal vengefulness; for example, that Bill had some bowel problems as a child and would defecate in his pants, thus earning him the nickname "poopy pants" from his peers. Bill also has a small penis and oddly shaped gonads which his maker gave him in order to encourage humility but which instead produced only more humiliation for Bill, perhaps explaining his gruesome hobby of collecting the testicles of men who have somehow been mysteriously deprived of them. Bill was at some point castrated himself, and is now a eunuch.😈🦸

More coming soon (Suggestions are welcome)...

Humans

 * Brian: A laid-back guy engaged to Christmas Eve.🦸
 * Christmas Eve: A therapist who moved here from Japan.🦸
 * Gary Coleman: Yes, that Gary Coleman. He lives on the Avenue, too. He's the superintendent.🦸
 * Lucky: A melancholy movie star who wants nothing more than to have a little fun. Portrayed by ???. (The very same Lucky from the Britney Spears song of the same name)🦸
 * Sportacus (played by Magnus Scheving): Since LazyTown ended, Sportacus actually became a real superhero as a result of an event giving him real superpowers to add to his athleticism.🦸
 * Stephanie (played by Julianna Rose Mauriello): Since LazyTown ended, Stephanie became a very attractive bisexual 18-year-old adult (yet her complexion never looked a year over 13) while still looking like a busty version of her usual self from her show. She developed some unusual yet incredible fetishes for herself that only her bisexual girlfriends know about and share.🦸
 * Shiloh (played by Andy Mientus): A young man about Stephanie's age who developed a crush on her ever since when they both moved to Avenue Q at the same time. Shiloh is very athletic, because not only is a he big fan of Sportacus, but he's also a very skilled martial artist. Of course, he's an orphan, too, for when he was a kid, he lost his parents to a bunch of murderers. Unknown to him, that murderer was Constable Griswald and his squad, for they did it with police brutality since they were not only ordered to by their superiors, but also, Shiloh's parents are like him: Immigrants. When Shiloh did well as a blackbelt, an incident occurred to him that gave him superpowers that match those of Sportacus. As a result, he became Sportacus's sidekick, Sportashiloh (after he learned how to be as athletic with sports as him).🦸
 * Seymour Krelborn: A nerdy florist who loves "strange and interesting" plants. He is nice and well-intentioned, but is easily influenced: the plant, Audrey II, tricks him into feeding it humans. Portrayed by Anthony Rapp.🦸
 * Audrey Krelborn: A kind, shy, friendly, and awkward coworker who is the object of Seymour's affections. Portrayed by Ellen Greene.🦸
 * Hayden Panettiere🦸
 * Vincent Potter: Son of the late, infamous Henry F. Potter. Now the new and current owner of Bailey Brothers Building and Loan, Vincent Potter shredded and burned all files of the deceased criminal he once called his father, and then took all his funds, except for $8000, which he donated to the Bailey Family. Ever since then, Vincent moved his building and company to Avenue Q, hoping to make it economically better. In Avenue Q, he became friends with all the good people and puppets. Vincent especially became best friends with Cary. Recycled from the "Man" Walter.🦸
 * Rodrigo & Kandy: An expectant couple who was down on their luck until they got a blue cute yet vicious and intelligent creature named Scamp.
 * H.E.R.P.E.S. (Holistic Edutainment Regulation Proprietary Enforcement Syndicate)
 * Amanda "Mandy" Green: She was once an actress, now the Head of H.E.R.P.E.S. and the Composer of "Bring it On" and "Hands on a Hard Body". She originally performed as Gary Coleman in the Workshop for the show.
 * Rick Lyon
 * Victor Yerrid
 * Steve Whitmire
 * Artie Esposito
 * Elder Kevin Price (played by either Andrew Rannells or Gavin Creel)🦸
 * Elder Arnold Cunningham (played by either Josh Gad or Ben Platt; Sadly, he'll be fired from his job as a Latter-Day Saints elder due to him constantly making things up that caused a false religion: The Book of Arnold. As a result, all the elders who wanted to promote the Book of Arnold were fired as well, and the Book of Arnold became null and void.)🦸
 * Nabulungi Hatimbi (Nikki M. James): Elder Cunningham's partner/girlfriend, who despite coming from a terrible life in Uganda, remains upbeat and optimistic, thanks to the Mormons' teachings.
 * Constable Griswald: A police officer who is considered a racist douche to everyone, and he's proud of it. Griswald worships Donald Trump as a hero, enough to want to follow his ways. He hates puppets, monsters and immigrants, wanting America to be an all-white, human-only country, which was why he joined the Neo-Nazis, but not as a Nazi Zombie. When he was killed in action in an epic fight against Kung Fury and the Avenue Q Heroes, he was brought back from the dead as a Nazi Zombie by the villains, making him more than happy to be a part of the Nazi Zombie army. Portrayed by ???.😈🦸
 * JoJo Siwa🦸
 * Rosie O'Donnell🦸
 * Ariel Winter🦸
 * Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen🦸
 * Justin Bieber (Avenue Q version)🦸
 * Selena Gomez🦸
 * Jesse McCartney🦸
 * Miley Cyrus (Avenue Q version)🦸
 * N*Sync🦸
 * Cleopatra🦸
 * A*Teens🦸
 * Bill Cosby (Avenue Q version)🦸
 * O.J. Simpson (Avenue Q version)😈🦸
 * Ray Charles (Avenue Q version; Dedicated to the singer who passed away some time ago)🦸
 * Mariah Carey🦸
 * Ash Williams
 * Michael Jackson (Avenue Q version): The very same fictionalized version of Michael Jackson from Moonwalker, mainly the Smooth Criminal segment. NOTE: This character in fact did appear in the Hungarian version of the show taking Gary Coleman's place.🦸
 * R. Kelly (Avenue Q version)🦸
 * Valerie Harper (Avenue Q version)🦸
 * Mary Tyler Moore (Avenue Q version)🦸
 * Same Difference (Sean Smith and Sarah Smith)🦸
 * Melanie Amaro🦸
 * Two Fat Ladies (Clarissa Dickson Wright and Jennifer Paterson; Avenue Q versions)🦸
 * Alex Mack: Formerly an average teenager from Paradise Valley, now an attractive adult living on Avenue Q, surprisingly keeping the youth of her teenage self. Long ago from her old hometown, while walking home from school, she was nearly hit by a truck carrying GC-161 and was doused with it, thus giving her extraordinary powers. Among them are telekinesis and the ability to liquefy. She did not take the antidote, and decided to be a superhero. During these times, she became bisexual, enough to love not only Ray, but also certain girls she finds cute and/or sexy, like Stephanie, Faith, Jasmine, Drew Baringmore, Sally Mae Beauregard, Barbara Jo & Bridget Bimbo, Nari, the Olsen Twins, and some others. Portrayed by Larisa Oleynik.🦸
 * Ray Alvarado: Alex's closest friend and next-door neighbor-turned-boyfriend, and the only one besides Annie to know about Alex's powers. Portrayed by Darris Love.
 * Annie Mack: Alex's older sister, and a scientific genius in her own right. Next to Ray, she is the only one who originally knows about Alex's powers. She administers various scientific tests to ensure Alex's safety. She also hopes to one day present her research, in an effort to stop Danielle Atron. Portrayed by Meredith Bishop.
 * Kung Fury: A Miami detective who possesses a new and powerful form of kung fu after being struck by lightning and bitten by a cobra, thus becoming "The Chosen One" as foretold by an ancient prophecy. Portrayed by David Sandberg.🦸
 * Rocky Horror: The creation of Frank-N-Furter and Riff Raff. The brain of Eddie was used to bring Rocky to life. As his creator, Frank, is a parody of Victor Frankenstein from the 1818 novel "Frankenstein or the modern Prometheus", Rocky Horror then is a parody of the Frankestein's creature. In the original version of the song "Sword of Damocles" is stated that his full name is "Rocky Horror". Long ago, Rocky was gunned down by Riff Raff when he was unmoved by Frank's final plea for sympathy from him trying to make him understand his desire to spend the rest of his life having sex with Earthlings. As a result of the radioactive explosion in Avenue Q, he was resurrected from the dead, and he had a drastic personality change. He now feels completely human, no longer having the cravings for sex. Plus, he has superpowers that are almost equivalent to those of Superman, the Incredible Hulk and Dr. Strange. Portrayed by either Sebastian LaCause, Mike Breman, Dominic Andersen or Staz Nair.🦸
 * Brooke Shields (Avenue Q version)🦸
 * Tom Hewitt (Avenue Q version)🦸
 * Stephen Schwartz (Avenue Q version)🦸
 * Toxic Avenger: Also known as Melvin Ferd III. A weakling constantly harassed by bullies, Melvin was eventually chased into a drum of toxic waste that transformed him into a hideous yet super strong monster. Melvin decided to use his newfound strength to fight evil and pollution as the Toxic Avenger ever since. Portrayed by Ben Irish.🦸
 * Sarah Ferd: Toxic Avenger's beloved wife. Thanks to God Himself, her blindness was cured, and she was able to see clearly. To Toxie's delight, she thinks he's beautiful, and she loves him even more. Portrayed by Emma Salvo.
 * Ma Ferd: Melvin's mother. Portrayed by Natalie Hope.
 * Adolf Hitler: Also known as "Kung Führer", back from the dead as the leader of the Nazi Zombies. Just like back when he was alive, he aims to become the greatest martial artist by traveling through time to kill "The Chosen One". He, Bletchinator, Samantha, King Chicken, and Bernice and his army of Nazi Zombies swore loyalty to the Bletchinator. Portrayed by Jorma Tacoone.😈
 * Fifth Harmony (Ally Brooke, Dinah Jane, Lauren Jauregui, Normani Kordei and Camila Cabello)🦸
 * InTENsity (Ma'at Bingham Shango, Nick Dean, Francesca Duncan, John Lindahl, Emily Michalak, Austin Percario, Arin Ray, Ellona Santiago, Emily Wilson, and Lauren Ashley)🦸
 * Stereo Hoggz (Justin Williams, Kregg Gibson, Jonathan Glenn, George Jenkins III, and Trace Kennedy)
 * One Direction (Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, and Zayn Malik)🦸
 * Sweet Suspense (Celine Polenghi, Millie Thrasher and Summer Reign)🦸
 * Alex & Sierra (Alex Kinsey and Sierra Deaton)🦸
 * Reg E. Cathey (Technical Avenue Q OC; Dedicated to the real celebrity from Square One TV who passed away some time ago)🦸
 * Captain Willard Lazarus: A friendly pirate to good guys, yet he loves treasure, but he despises villains, especially his nemesis, Captain Darkwalker. Portrayed by ???.
 * Captain Sherwood Darkwalker: Captain Buccaneer's nemesis. Portrayed by ???.😈
 * Nick Hamm-Sandwijk: Fritz's Funporium's showrunner, quintessential good guy. Nick left his job show running crime procedurals in L.A. to take on Fritz's Funporium. Secretly, the grieving widower hoped it would help him turn his life around. Nick describes himself as "suffering from vocational PTSD" due to the crime show business, but edutainment is proving to be just as deadly to his sanity and self-confidence, leaving him severely plagued by self-doubt. To compensate and to decompress, Nick secretly writes My Little Pony/Dr. Who/Firefly crossover fanfics. Portrayed by Michael Patrick McCaffrey.🦸
 * Sally Rosen: Fritz's Funporium's upbeat, optimistic, and somewhat delusional producer. Whether handling homicidal puppets or feral writers on the loose in her studio, Sally keeps a cool head and a can-do attitude that occasionally drives everyone she works with to distraction. Also in the "distraction" category is her rack, but that's a whole different ball of wax. Portrayed by Tara Strong.🦸
 * Gusset: Fritz's Funporium's costume master and puppet surgeon. Despite being helpful, highly competent and having a genuine passion for his work, Gusset is a complex, narcissistic character. The puppets refer to him as their Maestro Geppetto, and Gusset most definitely enjoys being treated as a felt-snipping God among his flock. Portrayed by Rizwan Manji.
 * Connie Edwards: From The Happytime Murders. When a mysterious serial killer starts killing off the puppets of the Happytime Gang she teams up with her puppet ex-partner, Phil Phillips, much to each other's dismay. So now they have to find the murderer together, while at the same time resisting the urge to murder each other. Connie used to be Phil's partner and best friend until one day twelve years prior to The Happytime Murders, when she was being held at gunpoint by a puppet thug, Phil meant to shoot him, but he missed. The thug shot Edwards in the stomach, but she killed him before he got away. Phil had no choice but to carry her to a puppet hospital where her liver was replaced with a puppet liver, which is why she is addicted to sugar and maple syrup, which are drugs to puppets. After the incident, she and Phil began hating each other. When the cast members of The Happytime Gang were being killed, she reluctantly teamed up with Phil again to solve the murders. After Sandra Jakoby White was foiled and killed, Connie and Phil became friends again.🦸
 * Lt. Banning: From The Happytime Murders. Connie Edwards' police superior. He's supportive of Phil, and it was he who put him and Connie together on the Happytime Murder case. When that case was solved, Banning convinced the mayor to lift the ban on puppet cops, welcoming Phil back on the force.
 * Bubbles: From The Happytime Murders. She is Phil's secretary, but also one of his only friends who’s been there after what happened with Connie. She feels more comfortable around puppets than humans. She and Phil have a very loving and platonic relationship. They have feelings for each other and after Sandra was killed Phil asks Bubbles out, which she accepts. Living up to her name, she is very bubbly. She is a very kind woman who will do anything to help a felt or flesh being in need. Portrayed by Maya Rudolph.
 * Sweet Tooth: The villain from Starkid's Holy Musical B@man!. Being that Sweet Tooth is a candy-themed criminal, he uses all of his candy to commit his crimes. He has an endless supply of candy in his suit. Throughout his life of crime, he always used numerous candy and candy puns. Sweet Tooth is considered to be legally insane and psychopathic, according to one of an asylum's psychiatrists. He is sadistic, unmerciful, and unsympathetic towards others. He is also abusive towards his one and only Sugar Baby, Candy, although she doesn't seem to mind. Portrayed by Jeff Blim.😈
 * Candy: Sweet Tooth's accomplice and lover from Starkid's Holy Musical B@man!. She gets abused by him every time, yet doesn't mind at all. Portrayed by Jaime Lyn Beatty.😈
 * Gatekeeper: Based on the character of the same name from the Nightmare/Atmosfear VHS board game series. Portrayed by Leo Daignault.😈
 * The Noxious Offender: Toxie's evil counterpart from an alternate universe. Noxie was brought back from the dead as Hitler's powerful Nazi Zombie. Portrayed by Nick Cordero.😈

More coming soon (Suggestions are welcome)...

Animated characters

 * Larry Laffer (from Leisure Suit Larry)🦸
 * Faith (from Leisure Suit Larry)
 * Jasmine (from Leisure Suit Larry Reloaded)
 * Drew Baringmore (from Leisure Suit Larry: Love for Sail!)
 * Sally Mae Beauregard (from Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude)
 * Barbara Jo Bimbo (from Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude)
 * Bridget Bimbo (from Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude)
 * Nari (from Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry)
 * Screwy Squirrel🦸
 * Yuckie Duck (from What a Cartoon!)🦸
 * Lower Case (The infamous criminal from the VideoSmarts/ComputerSmarts Sentence Building series)😈🦸
 * Eric T. Duckman (voiced by Jason Alexander)🦸
 * Beatrice🦸
 * Cornfed (voiced by Gregg Berger): A pig who is Duckman's Joe Friday–esque business partner and best friend.
 * Ajax (voiced by Dweezil Zappa): Duckman's eldest, mentally-slow teenage son.
 * Charles and Mambo: (voiced by Pat Musick and E.G. Daily, respectively) Duckman's genius conjoined twins whose heads share a body.
 * Beverly (voiced by Nancy Travis): Beatrice and Bernice's lovely blue-eyed sister and Cornfed's wife.
 * Grandma-ma: Duckman's apparently comatose, immensely flatulent mother-in-law. Grandma-ma sits in the same chair and rarely moves.
 * King Chicken (voiced by Tim Curry): Duckman's arch-nemesis. Duckman constantly teased him in high school, which encouraged other kids to do the same. King Chicken cites this for why he became a super villain. His catchphrase, simply "Mwah ha ha, bawk bawk bawk!" usually punctuates the end of his speeches about his evil plan. His name is a parody of former President of the United States George H. W. Bush.😈🦸
 * Bernice (voiced by Nancy Travis): Duckman's sister-in-law and the identical twin of Beatrice who is a fanatic fitness buff and hates Duckman with a passion. Ever since she married King Chicken, she joined with him on his villainous schemes and is willing to help him with his revenge on Duckman, wanting him out of her life forever.😈🦸
 * Silent E: The criminal from Between the Lions who makes vowels say their names.😈🦸

More coming soon (Suggestions are welcome)...

Other OCs are being planned (All currently unnamed):


 * A Blue Elephant Cuddleuppet (to be Cinderelmo's living, talking blanket friend)🦸
 * A Red Angry Bird Cuddleuppet✍
 * A Minnie Mouse Cuddleuppet✍
 * A blue-furred monster
 * A sexy puppet cheerleader
 * A dragon
 * A chef puppet
 * Three or four characters provided by the Muppet Whatnot Workshop🦸
 * A green fuzzy caterpillar
 * A red fuzzy caterpillar
 * A rainbow fuzzy caterpillar
 * A girly rainbow fuzzy caterpillar
 * An aqua blue fuzzy caterpillar
 * A pink striped fuzzy caterpillar
 * A green-and-black-striped fuzzy caterpillar
 * A bee
 * A ladybug
 * A snake
 * A blackish-brown baby bunny
 * A red Muppaphone (or a Fuzzball)
 * A blue Muppaphone (or a Fuzzball)
 * A green Muppaphone (or a Fuzzball)
 * A pink Muppaphone (or a Fuzzball)
 * A white baby bunny
 * A dolphin
 * A white, brown and black kitten
 * An orange kitten
 * A monarch butterfly
 * Three baby chicks
 * A baby fox
 * A bat
 * A spider
 * A yellow Labrador puppy
 * A grey-furred Cheshire cat with the manners of Cookie Monster (Ala Abby in Wonderland/American McGee's Alice)
 * A sea foam female monster with yellow hair🦸
 * A Mormon puppet elder🦸
 * A Mormon monster elder🦸
 * A serpent😈

Guests

 * Matt Stone and Trey Parker
 * Tom Kitt
 * Jeff Marx
 * Bobby Lopez
 * Brian Yorkey
 * Lin-Manuel Miranda
 * Brian Stokes Mitchell (as Paul from Carnival)
 * Anthony Rapp (as Mark Cohen)
 * Kristen-Anderson Lopez
 * Cliffton Hall and Deedee Magno-Hall
 * Jeff Whitty
 * Susan Egan
 * Barrett Foa (also one of Princeton/Rod's understudies, uncredited)
 * Jason Segel (also puppeteer, uncredited)
 * Jim Parsons
 * Leslie Odom Jr.
 * Adam Sandler
 * Wayne Brady
 * Patrick Bristow
 * Drew Barrymore
 * James Rolfe (as the Angry Video Game Nerd)
 * Chris Rock
 * Arsenio Hall
 * Jaleel White (as Steve Urkel)
 * Bruce Campbell
 * Guy Fieri
 * Gordon Ramsay
 * Marilyn Manson
 * Judith Shindlein (as Judge Judy)
 * Shaquille O'Neal
 * Jack Black
 * Dave Coulier
 * Eddie Murphy
 * Shoshana Bean
 * Toxic Audio (also provides incidental music)
 * Spider-Man (as he appeared on the Electric Company, portrayed by Jed Resnick)
 * Adam Pascal (as Roger Davis and William Shakespeare)
 * Jesse L. Martin (as Tom Collins and Marvin Gaye)
 * John Cena
 * Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
 * Stone Cold Steve Austin
 * Ronda Rousey
 * Bayley
 * Ron Killings (as R-Truth) (Imagine the 24/7 Championship title at stake even in Avenue Q! XD)
 * Macaulay Culkin
 * Christopher Lloyd
 * Megan Hilty (as Marilyn Monroe)
 * Bo Burnham
 * Weird Al Yankovic
 * Seth Green
 * The Banana Splits
 * Kick-Ass
 * Hit-Girl
 * Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
 * Dave Seville with Alvin & The Chipmunks (both animated and puppet versions, the latter looking like the ones from Little Alvin and the Mini-Munks)
 * Vernon Chatman
 * Santa Claus
 * The Simpsons
 * The Griffins (from Family Guy)
 * The Tubbs-Browns (from Family Guy and the Cleveland Show)

Songs (in no particular order currently, except the beginning three and the ending three)

 * Avenue Q Theme
 * It Sucks to Be Us 🅴 (performed by Princeton, Julian, Lucy, Cary, Vincent Potter, Brooke Shields, Tom Hewitt, Stephen Schwartz, Bradley, Lauren, Scott, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Princess Joan, Angelita, Henry, Cookie Marshal, Excalibird, Barnaby, Tilly, Easy, Trevor, Sherman the Frog, Clarence, Chauncey, Phil, Connie, Nick Hamm-Sandwijk, Sally Rosen, Gullet, Fritz, Gracie, Butler, Stephanie, Rosie O'Donnell, Ariel Winter, Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Michael Jackson, ALF, Two Fat Ladies, Reg E. Cathey, Bobby Vegan, Samson Knight, Heidi and Foreign Tourists)
 * Skid Row (Downtown) (from Little Shop of Horrors, performed by the Avenue Q cast)
 * Everyone's a Little Bit Racist 🅴
 * Purpose (performed by Princeton and the Whatnots)
 * Over the Rainbow (from The Wizard of Oz, performed by Ginger)
 * Fantasies Come True
 * There's A Fine, Fine Line (performed by Kate Monster)
 * Save Our Puppet Friends (from Fritz's Funporium, performed by the Fritz's Funporium cast)
 * The Internet is for Porn (performed by Kate, Trekkie, Brian, Rod, Princeton and Gary Coleman)
 * Do-Op Hop (from Sesame Street, performed by Sherman the Frog, Harvey, Russell and Henry with ??? as backup, and the following joining in not only to hop, but also to sing: Princeton, Kate Monster, Julian, Lucy, Cary, Vincent Potter, Bradley, Lauren, Scott, Twitchy Monster, Trish, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Princess Joan, Angelita, Cookie Marshal, Easy, Excalibird, Barnaby, Tilly, Trevor the Grouch, Ricky Recycle Bin, Clarence, Chauncey, Rodrigo, Kandy, Smokey the Bear, McGruff the Crime Dog, Scruff, Phil, Connie, Spamela Hamderson, Nick Hamm-Sandwijk, Sally Rosen, Fritz, Gracie, Butler, Lucky, Seymour & Audrey Krelborn, Sportacus, Shiloh, Stephanie, JoJo Siwa, Rosie O'Donnell, Ariel Winter, Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen, Same Difference, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Michael Jackson, ALF, Reg E. Cathey, Bobby Vegan, Samson Knight, Heidi, Huxtable, Sid, Seymour the Elechicken, Robert, Lucille, Arthur, Toxie, Sarah, Toxie Jr., Kung Fury, Alex Mack, Ray, Larry Laffer, Yuckie Duck, Screwy Squirrel, Duckman and Beatrice) (Note: While he doesn't talk, Scamp is involved in the dancing and hopping, too.)
 * You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Makin' Love) (performed by Gary Coleman and the Bad Idea Bears with Princeton, Kate Monster, Brian, Christmas Eve and Trekkie Monster)
 * Time Warp (from Rocky Horror Show)
 * Let's Talk Dirty to The Animals (performed by Amanda Green, impersonating Gilda Radner)
 * Keep it Fun, Keep it Pure (performed by Steve Whitmire, Rick Lyon and Amanda Green as members of H.E.R.P.E.S.)
 * Taylor the Latte Boy (performed by Kate Monster)
 * One Song Glory (from Rent, performed by Julian)
 * Special/Two Lips (performed by Lucy)
 * There's Always a Woman (performed by Kate and Lucy)
 * I Love to Be Unhappy (performed by Bozar the Grouch)
 * We are One (performed by Same Difference and the Avenue Q cast)
 * Da-Doo (from Little Shop of Horrors, performed by Rose, Roberta and Rachel, with Julian speaking)
 * Spooky Mormon Hell Dream (from the Book of Mormon, performed by Elder Price, Satan, Adolf Hitler, Genghis Khan, Jeffrey Dahmer, Johnnie Cochran, and Devils)
 * Sweet Victory (Originally by David Glen Eisley, used in Spongebob)
 * Popular (from Wicked, performed by Kate and Trekkie Monster)
 * The Monster Mash (Originally by Bobby "Boris" Pickett, performed by Alcindor Von Count and the monsters of Avenue Q)
 * Who are the People in Your Neighborhood (from Sesame Street, performed by Brian, Kate Monster and Rod, as the Babysitter and Investment Banker)
 * Silent Scream (Originally by Anna Blue, performed by Alys)
 * Honey (Touch Me with My Clothes On) (performed by Lucy the Slut, ironically)
 * Lucky (Originally by Britney Spears, performed by Sally Rosen)
 * One Little Star (from Sesame Street presents Follow That Bird, performed by Excalibird, Sally and Barnaby, with Stephanie, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Princeton, Kate Monster, Fritz, Heidi, Huxtable, Alys, Harvey, Angelita and Terry)
 * Dancing Queen (Originally by ABBA, performed by the A*Teens with the rest of the Avenue Q cast)
 * Bohemian Rhapsody (Originally by Queen, performed by the Muppets in a music video screen)
 * We Will Rock You (Originally by Queen, performed by the Avenue Q cast)
 * We Are The Champions (Originally by Queen, performed by the Avenue Q cast)
 * I'm a Believer (from Shrek the Musical, performed by Huxtable, Heidi, and Fritz)
 * Beat It (performed by Michael Jackson)
 * Smooth Criminal (performed by Michael Jackson)
 * Bad (performed by Michael Jackson)
 * C is for Cookie (from Sesame Street, performed by Cookie Marshal)
 * I Don't Want to Live on the Moon (from Sesame Street, performed by Stephanie, ALF, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Angelita, Terry, and Julian)
 * Hello! (from The Book of Mormon, performed by Elder Price, Elder Cunningham, and the other Elders, including two Mormon Avenue Q characters)
 * Santa Fe (from Rent; not to be confused with the Newsies song, performed by Jesse L. Martin as Tom Collins with the cast of Avenue Q)
 * Rubber Condom 🅴 (Parody of "Rubber Duckie", performed by Easy)
 * Learn Your Lessons Well (from Godspell, performed by Peter Linz as Jesus, with Cinderelmo, Russell, Ginger and the children of Avenue Q, sung by Kate Monster)
 * I've Grown Accustomed to Your Face (originally by Rosemary Clooney, performed by Stephanie D'Abruzzo)
 * The Greatest Show (from The Greatest Showman)
 * That Old Black Magic (originally by Louis Prima and Keely Smith, performed by Bill Barretta and Stephanie D'Abruzzo)
 * Comedy/Tragedy (performed by Bo Burnham and Weird Al)
 * Left Brain/Right Brain
 * Make 'Em Laugh
 * Will Power
 * It's Hard to be the Bard (performed by Adam Pascal as William Shakespeare)
 * Claudius is Gonna Be King (from Kermit: Prince of Denmark, performed by Jason Alexander)
 * When Rod's Not Here (to the tune of "When Bert's Not Here", performed by Nicky after Rod and Ricky leave for New Jersey) (Of course, he has Roberta to keep him company.)
 * Time (To Do the Things That You Want to Do) (performed by Nicky and Rod)
 * Happy to Meet You (from Sesame Street, performed by Stephanie, Alys, Cinderelmo and Excalibird)
 * Have You Never (performed by Stephanie, then joined in the final chorus by her newfound best friends: Cinderelmo, Ginger, Princess Joan, Angelita, Terry, Harvey, Henry, Trevor the Grouch, Alys, Russell, Excalibird, Barnaby and Tilly)
 * There's Always A Way (performed by Stephanie, to motivate Princeton to never give up on finding his purpose)
 * Energy (performed by Sportacus, Stephanie, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Princess Joan, Angelita, Terry, Henry, Alys, Franco, and Trevor the Grouch)
 * Teamwork (performed by Stephanie, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Princess Joan, Angelita, Terry, Henry, Alys, Franco, and Scruff)
 * Galaxy (performed by Stephanie, ALF, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Angelita, Terry, Henry, and Excalibird)
 * Good Stuff (performed by Stephanie)
 * Playtime (performed by Stephanie)
 * Cooking by the Book (performed by Stephanie, Kate Monster, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Harvey, Angelita, Alys, Princess Joan, Terry, Henry, and Franco)
 * You are a Pirate (performed by Captain Lazarus, Stephanie, Princeton, Kate Monster, Julian, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Princess Joan, Angelita, Terry, Henry, Harvey, Trevor the Grouch, Ricky Recycle Bin, Franco, Alys, Russell, Excalibird, Barnaby, and Tilly)
 * Man on a Mission (performed by Heidi and Stephanie with Phil Phillips, Connie Edwards, Huxtable, Princeton, Kate Monster, Julian, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Princess Joan, Angelita, Terry, Henry, Trevor the Grouch, Franco, Alys, Russell, and Excalibird)
 * Meat Shower (from Between the Lions, segment, performed by Princeton, Kate Monster, Julian, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Princess Joan, Harvey, Angelita, Terry, Henry, Trevor the Grouch, Franco, Alys and Russell)
 * Sven Said "Ted, Send Ten Tents" (from Between the Lions, musical segment, performed by Clarence, Chauney, Enrique, Trip and Lucy)
 * The Mighty Star Lion (from Between the Lions, performed by Princeton, Kate Monster, Cinderelmo and Ginger) (This would be on a special night; one that shows a meteor shower above the clear night sky in Avenue Q.)
 * Kid in a Candy Store (performed by JoJo Siwa)
 * Bop! (performed by JoJo Siwa with Stephanie, Heidi, Huxtable, Princeton, Kate Monster, Julian, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Harvey, Princess Joan, Angelita, Terry, Henry, Franco, Alys, Russell, and Excalibird)
 * It's Time to Celebrate (performed by JoJo Siwa)
 * Kick Your Ass (from The Toxic Avenger: The Musical, performed by Toxie)
 * Dynamic Duet (from Holy Musical B@man!, performed by Sportacus and Shiloh)
 * Just Because (from Sesame Street, performed by Gary Coleman)
 * Schadenfreude 🅴 (performed by Fritz and Gary Coleman)
 * The More You Ruv Someone (performed by Christmas Eve and Kate Monster)
 * I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today (performed by Brian)
 * Easy Goin' Day (from Sesame Street presents Follow That Bird, performed by Excalibird, ??? and ???, with Stephanie, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Princeton, Kate Monster, Fritz, Heidi, Huxtable, Angelita, Terry)
 * Find a Husband Ball (from CinderElmo, performed by Russell, Nicky, Rod, Easy, Angelita, Cookie Marshal and the rest of the Avenue Q cast)
 * If Elmo Could Go to the Ball (from CinderElmo, performed by Cinderelmo, Ginger, Cinderelmo's Blanket and the rest of the orphans)
 * Do Something (from CinderElmo, performed by Fairy Godperson, Alys, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Angelita, Terry, Henry, Scott, Trevor, Stephanie and Cinderelmo's Blanket)
 * As Long as You're Mine (from Wicked, performed by Princeton and Kate Monster)
 * Angry Video Game Nerd theme song
 * Mad World (Originally by Michael Andrews and Gary Jules)
 * Friendship Means (from Wrinkles: In Need of Cuddles, performed by Cinderelmo, Ginger, Princess Joan, Angelita, Harvey, Henry, Easy, Excalibird, Twitchy Monster, Trish and ALF)
 * Me Lost Me Cookie at the Mosh Pit (performed by Cookie Mongoloid)
 * How Much Do the People In Your Neighborhood Make? (originally cut from the Broadway production)
 * Seasons of Love (from Rent, performed by the Avenue Q cast)
 * Dancing Through Life (from Wicked, performed by the Avenue Q cast)
 * You and Me (But Mostly Me) (from Book of Mormon, performed by Princeton and Nicky)
 * At the Beginning (Originally by Donna Lewis and Richard Marx, performed by ??? and ???)
 * We Are Number One (from LazyTown, performed by Gordon the Gecko with Freddy Freebase and two minions)
 * Munks on a Mission (performed by Alvin & the Chipmunks)
 * In Unexpected Places (from Kermit: Prince of Denmark)
 * Rogues are We (from Holy Musical B@man!, performed by various villains)
 * A Freak Like Me Needs Company (from Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, performed by Bletchinator with Samantha, Gordon the Gecko, Dead End Grouch, Kute, the Notorious B.I.G. Bird, Freddy Freebase, the 'Countant, Constable Griswald, Lower Case, King Chicken, Bernice, a serpent, Captain Darkwalker, Adolf Hitler, O.J. Simpson, Rap Rat, Sweet Tooth, Candy and other villains)
 * Rogues are We (reprise) (from Holy Musical B@man!, performed by Sweet Tooth, Candy, and other villains)
 * Samantha, the Queen of Mean (Parody of "Gnorga, the Queen of Mean", performed by Samantha with the Nazi Zombies)
 * Genesis (a medley of songs from Children of Eden and The Apple Tree)
 * Exodus (a medley of songs from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Aida and The Prince of Egypt)
 * Jesus Rocks (a selection of songs from Jesus Christ Superstar, featuring Lucy as Mary Magdalene and once again Peter Linz in the role of Jesus)
 * Joseph Smith American Moses 🅴 (Narrated by Peter Linz, performed by the cast)
 * Turn Back O Man (performed by Lucy the Slut)
 * Cell Block Tango (from Chicago, performed by ???, ???, ???, ???, ??? and ???)
 * We Beseech Thee (performed by Princeton)
 * I Hope That Somethin' Better Comes Along (from The Muppet Movie, performed by Princeton and Julian)
 * We Are All Earthlings (from Sesame Street, performed by Princeton, Kate Monster, Julian, Twitchy Monster, Trish, Stephanie, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Princess Joan, Angelita, Terry, Henry, Franco, Trevor the Grouch, Ricky Recycle Bin, Cookie Marshal, Alys, Russell, Excalibird, Barnaby, Tilly, Roberta, Rose, Phil Phillips, Connie Edwards, Clarence, Chauncey, Heidi, Huxtable, Sid, Seymour the Elechicken, Robert, Lucille, Arthur, Nick, Sally, Fritz, Gracie, Butler, Toxie, Sarah, Seymour Krelborn, Audrey, JoJo Siwa, Alex Mack, Ariel Winter, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez)
 * Life is a Party (Originally by Aaron Carter)
 * Alone in the Universe (from Seussical, performed by Princeton and Cinderelmo)
 * Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Doing the Mambo (from Kermit: Prince of Denmark)
 * Turn it Off (from The Book of Mormon, performed by Elder Price, the Mormon Puppet Elder and the Mormon Monster Elder)
 * Shut Up and Eat Your Food
 * I Want a Human to Be My Friend
 * I'm With You (Originally by Avril Lavigne, performed by Alys)
 * Something More Than Friends (from Felix the Cat: The Movie) (Song sequence from when Julian was love struck after finding his girlfriend and getting a kiss from her. The friends around him involved are as well by finding it romantic.)
 * Sexercise Rap 🅴 (performed by Spamela Hamderson, Lauren, Stephanie, Alex Mack, Selena Gomez, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Faith, Jasmine, Drew Baringmore, Sally Mae Beauregard, Barbara Jo & Bridget Bimbo and Nari)
 * 'Cause I'm a Blonde (From Earth Girls are Easy, performed by Spamela Hamderson)
 * Three is a Magic Number (from Schoolhouse Rock; A mix of both the classic and the Three Musketeers cover)
 * Ready or Not, Here I Come (from Schoolhouse Rock, performed by Princeton and the children of Avenue Q)
 * Figure Eight (from Schoolhouse Rock, performed by Ginger)
 * Elementary My Dear (performed by Steve Whitmire)
 * The Shot Heard 'Round The World (from Schoolhouse Rock)
 * Sufferin' Till Suffrage (from Schoolhouse Rock, performed by all the female characters, mainly Lucy)
 * I'm Just a Bill (from Schoolhouse Rock, performed by Bill Barretta as "the Bill")
 * Mother Necessity (from Schoolhouse Rock, performed by by Rick Lyon, Stephanie D' Abruzzo, Kevin Clash and John Tartaglia)
 * The Great American Melting Pot (from Schoolhouse Rock)
 * Walkin' On Wall Street (from Schoolhouse Rock)
 * Tiny Urban Zoo (from Schoolhouse Rock, performed by Barrett Foa and Shoshana Bean)
 * Tyrannosaurus Debt (from Schoolhouse Rock)
 * $7.50 Once a Week (from Schoolhouse Rock, performed by Rick Lyon)
 * Conjunction Junction (from Schoolhouse Rock)
 * Interjections (from Schoolhouse Rock)
 * Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Adverbs Here (from Schoolhouse Rock)
 * The Great American Melting Pot (from Schoolhouse Rock)
 * Fireworks (from Schoolhouse Rock)
 * A Noun is a Person, Place, or Thing (from Schoolhouse Rock)
 * Verb: That's What's Happening (from Schoolhouse Rock)
 * Unpack Your Adjectives (from Schoolhouse Rock, performed by Kate Monster)
 * Electricity, Electricity (from Schoolhouse Rock)
 * Interplanet Janet (from Schoolhouse Rock)
 * Do You Hear the People Sing? (from Les Misérables, performed by Sportacus and the Avenue Q cast)
 * The Confrontation (from Les Misérables, performed by Kung Fury and Griswald)
 * They Live in You (from The Lion King, performed by Sportacus, singing to Cinderelmo)
 * Somewhere That's Green (from Little Shop of Horrors, performed by Audrey)
 * Feed Me (Git It) (from Little Shop of Horrors, performed by Audrey II, Shiloh, Princeton, Julian, Larry Laffer, Duckman, Clarence, Chauncey, Fritz and Huxtable)
 * My Life is in Boxes (from the original draft of the show, performed by Julian)
 * Trollin' (to the tune of "Rollin' on the River" performed by Weldon)
 * The Batty Bat (from Sesame Street, performed by Alcindor Von Count and some bats with the following in bat costumes: Princeton, Kate Monster, Lucy, Julian, Trekkie Monster, Nicky, Rod, Ricky, Julian, Twitchy Monster, Trish, Shiloj, Stephanie, JoJo, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Princess Joan, Angelita, Terry, Henry, Franco, Trevor the Grouch, Ricky Recycle Bin, Cookie Marshal, Alys, Russell, Roberta, Rose, Rachel, Phil Phillips, ALF, Spamela, Clarence, Chauncey, Fritz, Gracie and Butler)
 * Follow Me Now (performed by ??? and the Chipmunks)
 * Night Life (from The Great Muppet Caper, performed by Rocky Horror)
 * The First Time It Happens (from The Great Muppet Caper, performed by Princeton and Kate Monster)
 * Suppertime (from Little Shop of Horrors, performed by Audrey II)
 * Sominex/Suppertime (reprise) (from Little Shop of Horrors, performed by Stephanie and Audrey II)
 * Bodypaint Rap 🅴
 * The Witch is in the House (from The Muppets' Wizard of Oz, performed by Bastinda)
 * Mr. Pants (from Home Movies, performed by Mr. Pants)
 * Don't Feed the Plants (from Little Shop of Horrors)
 * I Have the Power (from He-Man: Masters of the Universe, performed by Sportacus, Alys and the Avenue Q cast) (The aftermath of a surprisingly harmless War-of-the-Worlds-style explosion from a radioactive meteor crash-landing into Avenue Q into the same site where World Trade Center once stood, affecting all nearby Avenue Q residents in an incredible radius, giving them superpowers.)
 * Holding Out for a Hero (Originally by Bonnie Tyler; as a montage/battle song) (Partly montage cause the song sequence would show bits of the newfound Avenue Q Heroes doing heroic deeds and fighting villains and/or criminals. In the climax, it becomes a battle song when the heroes, including Spider-Man, Toxie, Kick-Ass, Hit-Girl and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, fight the Audrey II plants until the final and main Audrey II plant is defeated, ending the alien plants' terror forever.)
 * If You Wanna Have Friends (performed by the Chipmunks, the Chipettes, Stephanie, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Joan, Angelita, Terry, Harvey, Henry, Trevor the Grouch, Alys, Russell, Excalibird, Barnaby and Tilly) (Song sequence for when they get Ricky Recycle Bin permanently out of his grouchiness, making him as friendly as Trevor the Grouch.)
 * The American Way (from Holy Musical B@man!, performed by Mitt Romney, Sportacus and Sweet Tooth)
 * Meet the Feebles (performed by the new Feebles, consisting of the surviving veteran Feebles (minus Sebastian), Huxtable, the Avenue Q puppet characters, Fritz's Funporium puppet characters, Larry Laffer, Screwy Squirrel, Yuckie Duck, and Phil Phillips)
 * Garden of Love (performed by Heidi and the Feebles)
 * Plastic Love (performed by Christmas Eve, originally by Mariya Takeuchi)
 * Suddenly, Shiloh (To the tune of "Suddenly, Seymour"; from Little Shop of Horrors, performed by Shiloh and Stephanie)
 * Candy Store (from Heathers)
 * I'll Cover You (from Rent, performed by Julian and Lucy)
 * Diamond Dolls (As a chase song) (When the villains are chasing after the Chipmunks, the Chipettes, Stephanie, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Joan, Angelita, Terry, Harvey, Henry, Trevor the Grouch, Alys, Russell, Excalibird, Barnaby and Tilly.)
 * There Can Be Miracles (When You Believe) (performed by Mariah Carey and Susan Egan)
 * Rent (from Rent, performed by the Avenue Q cast)
 * If a Monster Came In (performed by the Chipmunks, the Chipettes, Stephanie, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Joan, Angelita, Terry, Harvey, Henry, Trevor the Grouch, Alys, Russell, Fritz, JoJo and Excalibird) (Of course, after Dave yelled the kids to go to sleep, instead of the usual Alvin yelling "Okay!", it will be either Cinderelmo- or maybe not- Henry, Trevor, Alys or Fritz yelling, "Ah, shut up!" as they slam the door before going "I am the Terminator!")
 * Hot Toxic Love (from The Toxic Avenger: The Musical, performed by Toxie and Sarah)
 * The Legend of the Toxic Avenger (from The Toxic Avenger: The Musical, performed by Sportacus and Toxie)
 * Do the Necronomicon (from Evil Dead: The Musical, performed by the villains)
 * Buttercup (I'm a Super Girl) (As a battle song)
 * Bitch/Slut/Liar/Whore (from The Toxic Avenger: The Musical, performed by Lucy and Sandra)
 * Something Better (from Muppet Treasure Island, performed by Stephanie, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Joan, Angelita, Terry, Harvey, Henry, Trevor the Grouch, Alys, Russell, Excalibird, Barnaby and Tilly)
 * We Built This City (As a montage song)
 * I Believe in Love (from Hair, performed by Kate Monster)
 * Hippie Life (from Hair, performed by Lucy)
 * Seid Bereit (German version of The Lion King's Be Prepared, performed by Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Zombies)
 * Freak Flag (from Shrek the Musical)
 * One Day More (from Les Misérables, performed by the Avenue Q cast)
 * I/We Believe 🅴 (from Book of Mormon, performed by Princeton to motivate the crowd)
 * It's Time (from Evil Dead: the Musical, performed by Sportacus and the Nazi Zombies)
 * Carnage Rules (As a battle song)
 * Not Gonna Die (Originally by Skillet, as a battle song)
 * You Have More Friends Than You Know (from Glee)
 * Without You (From Rent; performed by Princeton, Kate, Julian, Rod, Ricky, and Lucy)
 * Somebody's Getting Married (from Muppets Take Manhattan, performed by the Avenue Q cast)
 * He/She'll Make Me Happy (from Muppets Take Manhattan, performed by Princeton and Kate Monster)
 * When You Love (Originally by Sinéad O'Connor; A slow dance song for Princeton and Kate Monster at their wedding)
 * From Now On (from The Greatest Showman, performed by the Avenue Q cast)
 * You Can't Stop the Beat (from Hairspray, performed by the Avenue Q cast)
 * Finale (A medley of certain songs, performed by the Avenue Q cast)

More coming soon (Suggestions are welcome)...

Christmas Special Songs (in no particular order currently, except the beginning three and the ending; also includes skits/interludes)

 * Christmas Morning (from A Disney Christmas Gift, performed by the Avenue Q cast)
 * Christmas (performed by the Avenue Q cast)
 * Very Merry, Very Merry Christmas (from Disneyland Christmas commercials, performed by the Avenue Q cast)
 * Here Comes Santa Claus (from Walt Disney Records, performed by Larry Groce, the Disney Children's Sing-Along Chorus, and the Avenue Q cast ft. Santa Claus)
 * Feliz Navidad (Originally by José Feliciano, a song segment for the ice-skating segment of the Christmas segment featuring Princeton, Kate Monster, Julian, Twitchy Monster, Trish, Stephanie, Cinderelmo, Ginger, Princess Joan, Angelita, Terry, Harvey, Henry, Franco, Trevor the Grouch, Ricky Recycle Bin, Cookie Marshal, Alys, Russell, Excalibird, Barnaby, Tilly, Bradley, Lauren, Scott, Roberta, Rose, Phil Phillips, Connie Edwards, Heidi, Huxtable, Sid, Seymour the Elechicken, Robert, Lucille, Arthur, Nick Hamm-Sandwijk, Sally Rosen, Brian, Christmas Eve, Fritz, Gracie, Butler, Toxie, Sarah, Seymour Krelborn, Audrey, JoJo Siwa, Alex Mack, Ariel Winter, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez)
 * True Blue Miracle (from Sesame Street, performed by the Avenue Q cast)
 * Christmas Bells are Ringing (from Rent)
 * Keep Christmas with You (from Sesame Street, performed by ???, Angelita, Alys and the rest of the Avenue Q cast)
 * All I Want for Christmas is You (performed by Mariah Carey and Justin Bieber with the rest of the Avenue Q cast as the chorus)
 * Toyland
 * The Factory Song (from Babes in Toyland (1997), performed by ???, ???, Elves and Workers)
 * Clean Up Your Act (from All Dogs Go To Heaven Christmas Carol, performed by the rest of the Avenue Q cast) (The heroes sing that to Gordon the Gecko)
 * We Wish You a Merry Christmas (during the end credits; performed by Larry Groce, the Disney Children's Sing-Along Chorus, and the Avenue Q cast)

More coming soon (Suggestions are welcome)...

Skits

 * Those Endearing Young Charms (from Looney Tunes, instrumental, played by Rod and Nicky)
 * Spider-Man vs. the Pirates (idea taken from the Spidey Super Stories record, with Jed Resnick as Spider-Man)

More coming soon (Suggestions are welcome)...

Locations

 * Princeton's Apartment
 * Kate and Lucy's Apartment (They share an apartment since Lucy became a born-again Christian)
 * Monstersori School
 * Julian's Apartment
 * Brian and Christmas Eve's House
 * Krelborn Residence (Seymour and Audrey's House)
 * Around the Clock Café
 * Grill or Be Grilled (Chef Flambé's food truck)
 * Ralph's Diner
 * Dante's Pizza
 * Conjunction Junction Diner
 * Greasy Gallery Café (Yuckie Duck's restaurant)
 * Morningside Orphanage
 * Excalibird's Nest
 * Trevor's Trashcan
 * Ricky's Recycle Bin
 * Lolly's Inc.
 * Central Park
 * Coney Island
 * World of Disney
 * Empire State Building
 * Statue of Liberty
 * Rockefeller Center
 * Metropolitan Museum of Art
 * 9/11 Memorial and Museum
 * Times Square
 * Brooklyn Bridge
 * Fifth Avenue
 * New York Public Library
 * Wall Street
 * Conjunction Junction
 * Radio City Music Hall
 * St. Patrick's Cathedral
 * The Eugene O'Neill Theatre (The permanent residence for the new Feebles Variety Hour, as the "Muppet Theater" of Avenue Q. Fun bit of trivia, this barn is where the 2002 workshop took place)
 * Carnegie Hall
 * Broadway
 * Woolworth Building (The setting for the Princess' 18th-Birthday-Holiday-Find-a-Husband Ball)
 * Castle Wolfenstein

More coming soon (Suggestions are welcome)...

Puppeteers

 * John Tartaglia-Princeton/Rod/A.D.D./Himself/Alvin and Simon
 * Rick Lyon-Nicky/Trekkie Monster/Ricky/Blue Bad Idea Bear/Julian/Eugene Levy/H.E.R.P.E.S. member/Charlie Sheen (puppetry)/Himself/Dave Seville/H. Ross Perot/Roger Ebert
 * Stephanie D'Abruzzo-Kate Monster/Lucy/Trish/Herself/Theodore
 * Peter Linz-Nicky understudy/Trekkie understudy/Terry/Twitchy/Henry
 * Victor Yerrid-Howard Stern/Mike Pence/David Hasselhoff/Blue Crab/H.E.R.P.E.S member/Dante Basco
 * Drew Massey-Excalibird/Princeton understudy/Nicky understudy/Princeton's Dad/Russell/Jeffrey Dahmer/Tom Cruise/Red Crab/Achmed/Michael Jackson
 * Jennifer Barnhart-Mrs. Thistletwat/Princeton's Mom/Yellow Bad Idea
 * Bear/Serpent(puppetry)/Roberta/Becky/Kate understudy/Lucy understudy/Bastinda/Nicky and Trekkie assistant/Herself
 * Jodi Eichelberger-Rod understudy/Princeton understudy/Cody/Audrey II (puppetry)
 * Donna Kimball-Angelita
 * Allan Trautman-Doctor
 * Bill Barretta-Phil (reprising the role from the Happytime Murders film)/Devils/Ricky understudy/Nicky understudy/Freddy Freebase/George W. Bush
 * Lara MacLean-Butler assistant
 * Kevin Clash-Johnnie Cochran/Adoption agent/The Notorious B.I.G. Bird/Himself/Satan/Barack Obama
 * John Jennings
 * Carey Anderson-Joan
 * Mary Faber-Rose/Kate Monster's mom
 * Sarah Stiles-Rachel/Alys/Spamela Hamderson/Kate understudy/Lucy understudy/Ginger
 * Jed Resnick-Austin/Ricky Recycle Bin/Trevor the Grouch/Spider-Man/others
 * Anika Larsen-Blue Woman
 * Gabriel Velez-Bozar the Grouch
 * Christian Anderson-Nicky understudy/Trekkie understudy/Princeton understudy/Charlie Sheen (voice)
 * Artie Esposito-Mitt Romney/Mr. Carter/Gordon the Gecko
 * James Murray
 * Michael Liscio Jr.-Nicky understudy/Trekkie understudy/Ricky understudy/Pippy (voice)/Barnaby Snufflestiltskin
 * Dan Milano-Alcindor/Winoceros
 * Tony Whitten
 * Alice Dinnean
 * Colleen Smith
 * Paul Rugg-Dr. Scientist
 * Brett O'Quinn
 * Maggie Lakis-Hillary Clinton/Easy/Botox the Ostrich
 * Charles Hubbell-Fritz
 * Bonni Allen-Gracie
 * Gordon Smuder-Butler
 * Jeff Neppl-Pat
 * Danny Mulheron-Heidi the Hippo (puppetry)
 * Mark Hadlow-Heidi the Hippo/Robert the Hedgehog
 * Donna Akersten-Lucille the Poodle/Samantha the Cat
 * Kevin Michael Richardson-Huxtable
 * Mark Wright-Sid
 * Peter Vere-Jones-Bletchinator
 * Stuart Devenie-Sebastian
 * Heather Henson
 * Kathleen Kim
 * Bruce Hunter
 * Bob Martin
 * James Rankin
 * Gord Robertson
 * Ben Durocher

Additional performers

 * Sean Johnson
 * Patrick Johnson
 * Howie Michael Smith-Bradley/Rap Rat/Mormon Puppet Elder
 * Michael Lisa
 * Julianne Buescher-Tilly Snufflestiltskin/Lauren
 * Brad Abrell-Scott/Mormon Monster Elder
 * Steve Whitmire-Weldon the I.T. Guy/H.E.R.P.E.S. member/Bill Clinton/Himself/The Wizard of Oz

Puppets built/refurbished by: James Wojtal, Rick Lyon, Ed Christie, Julianne Buescher, Drew Massey, Sean Johnson, Patrick Johnson, Jane Gootnick, Avery Jones and Adam Kreutinger

Whatnots courtesy of FAO Schwartz

Songs written by: Jeff Marx, Robert Lopez, Peter Dasent, Gerard Alessandrini (assistance with parody lyrics), Lynn Ahrens (Schoolhouse Rock lyrics), Stephen Schwartz, Ross Bagdasarian Jr./Janice Karman (for the Chipmunks), Jonathan Larson, Mervyn Warren and Billy Aronson

Trivia

 * During "Here Comes Santa Claus", Nicky, Princeton, and Rod replace Goofy, Mickey Mouse, and Donald Duck respectively.
 * A number of the cast members are Avenue Q alumni.
 * H.E.R.P.E.S. is a parody of the P.T.A./F.C.C.