Colonel Bleep and the Uncharted Earth/Transcript

Part One: A New Mission
''Deep in the heart of space, a flying saucer called the Soundac travels in the speed of light. The pilot, named Colonel Bleep, appears to be taking the journey seriously.''

Col. Bleep (narrating): I know what your mind is saying. A lone alien traveling to a planet that's nothing like mine. A planet enclosed in the universe's deep subconscious, advanced yet slightly primitive. If your guessing Earth, then you're correct, but this is not where my story starts, no. That all begin 42 years ago.

A flashback reveals Bleep's home planet: Futura as well as Bleep in his youthful years.

Col. Bleep: My name is Lucius Morningstar Bleep, but call me Colonel Bleep and this is my home planet, Futura: space capital of the universe. Growing up, I was born gifted and managed to graduate school at eight grades ahead of the other kids my age. At that time, my biggest dream was to the join the Futura High Command: the interplanetary intelligence agency that fought for peace and justice across space. Though in my childish perspective, if you were in the FHC, you could travel to whatever planet you entered in short bursts and even create futomic energy in less than a second. Then again, it was a lot more complicated than how I imagined.

Bleep is seen training in getting into the Futura High Command in a military school.

Col. Bleep (narrating): Of course, I had to train my whole body so that the FHC could accept me. Even though I was far more intelligent than the futurians of my age, I had to be at least 18 in order to join the agency.

Bleep is seen getting his first FHC space helmet during a special ceremony.

Col. Bleep (narrating): Eventually, all that training and studying paid off for becoming an assistant space deputy in the FHC: the lowest ranking.

A series of photo frames reveal Bleep reaching up to higher ranks.

Col. Bleep (narrating): During 24 years of service, I did countless jobs other than just fighting evil and defending my home planet: I made unique inventions. I got to interfere with other beings from allied planets. Also, I was a war veteran.

Several scenes reveal Bleep fighting against certain evil doers.

Col. Bleep (narrating): Just like how no one is perfect, no one is a perfect warrior. In some battles I won and I lost in some others. However, I chose to pull myself from failure since I vowed to not fail the FHC.

Bleep is then observing the stars alone.

Col. Bleep (narrating): Even though I did what the FHC commanded me to, I also wish I could explore the universe and its beauty, just like all the other officers. Then one day when I was titled the Command Sergeant 12 years ago, me and several scientists discovered something breathtaking in a distant planet.

Sergeant Bleep and the scientists observe a view of Earth in the computers from their futomic radarscopes.

Scientist #1: Psst! Sergeant, you need to see this. It’s kind of important.

Sergeant Bleep: See what exactly?

One of the computers feature what appears to be a nuclear explosion.

Sergeant Bleep: An explosion?

Scientist #2: Not just any explosion. It’s an explosion that appears to be blasted from some sort of chemicals, but we’re not sure which kind or what kind of bomb that thing came from.

Sergeant Bleep: That’s terrifying, but also fascinating at the same time.

The computers feature more nuclear explosions as time went on.

Col. Bleep (narrating): The explosion that we saw only gave us interest in a planet that we thought was not worthy of investigation, and that planet is…well you guessed it: Earth. As time passed on, we discovered more of these bombs that made the same kind of explosions. They appeared to be missiles that soared out of Earth’s stratosphere and eventually crashed down the surface doing those massive blowouts.

The computers then feature the launch of Sputnik 1.

Col. Bleep (narrating): 12 years later, when was finally ranked as the Colonel, we discovered another invention made by the earthlings: Earth’s first artificial satellite.

In an auditorium Colonel Bleep is then explaining his preparations for his first mission to Earth.

Col. Bleep (narrating): Because of that satellite and the bombs, us futurians were dying to know more about Earth, so they assigned myself to investigate the planet alone.

A montage of Bleep features himself putting on his futomic armor and heading towards the rocket ship, meanwhile in a nearby station, a group of scientists prepare for the grand rocket launch.

Scientist #3: This is the control station calling to Col. Bleep. Do you copy? Over.

Col. Bleep: Yes, I copy. Is the launchpad fully constructed for liftoff. Over.

Scientist #3: The launchpad is fully constructed and the rocket attached to the flying saucer is securely wired. In just a few moments, the ignition sticks will be fully obtained and the countdown will begin soon enough. At this time, please remain seated while you stand by for your adventure. Over.

Col. Bleep: Copy that. All systems are a go. I request permission to launch, if it’s about time. Over.

Col. Bleep buckles up his seat belt while turning on the power switches.

Scientist #3: Roger that Colonel, permission is granted. Wishing you the best of luck on your journey. Over and out.

As the scientist is about to push the launch button, the timer begins to tick.

Announcer: T-Minus, fifteen seconds.

Just as the rocket is about to launch, Col. Bleep breathes deeply as he clutches his hands to the saucer's yoke.

Announcer: 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...Ignition.

The rockets begins to burst out of fire and reaches for the skies.

Announcer: Liftoff!

''The rocket departs from Futura's atmosphere to outer space. It then breaks apart leaving out the flying saucer.''

Scientist #3: This is the control station calling to Col. Bleep. Congrats on a successful blast. Do you copy? Over

Col. Bleep: Yes I copy. I’m currently orbiting the Nova System. All hyper-speed systems are a go and will begin momentarily.

''The hyperdrive begins to reach full power. Bleep controls the Soundac to its direction towards the Solar System.''

Scientist #3: We won’t be able to contact you in hyper speed, but please send us a message whether you reach your destination or not. Over.

Col. Bleep: Roger that. Over and out.

''Bleep takes another deep breath right before he prepares for hyper speed. The Soundac travels as fight as light until it reaches the Oort Cloud.''