Mr. G

I'm grouchy. My gorgeous gooey gum is getting stuck all over the place.

Gooey, gummy, I am Mr. G.

Golly, my gooey gum got stuck on the garden gate. (POP) Good, now I can go again.

Goodness, gracious, I am Mr. G.

Oh grasshoppers, my gooey gum just got stuck in the green grass. (POP) Good, now I can go again.

Great Scott, grapefruit, I am Mr. G.

Oh goose feathers, my gooey gum just got stuck in the garbage can by the garage. (POP) Good, now I can go again.

Gooey, gummy, goodness, gracious, Great Scott, grapefruit, gee. I got stuck again. (POP) I'm Mr. G, I've got gooey gum all over me.