Imaginationland 2/Transcript

(We start off with the Paramount Pictures logo with Butters and his friends riding on the stars and land on the logo and the Warner Bros. logo appears.) (The movie starts at butter's house where everyone is celebrating his birthday.)

Everyone: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Butters, Happy birthday to you. (laughing) Happy birthday Butters!

Butters: Aw. Thanks everyone, you are too kind.

Cartman: You wanna see this awesome present I got you?

Butters: Sure!

(Butters opens a present and it has a Terrance and Phillip Asses of Fire DVD.)

Butters: Wow! A Terrence and Phillip Asses of Fire DVD? That's so cool! I love it!

French Narrator: 11:00 P.M.

Stan: Well, it's way past our bedtime after Asses of Fires so...

Everyone: Goodnight, Butters!

Butters: Goodnight, everyone!

(So all the kids went to Butter's bedroom and went to sleep. They're having a sleepover.)

(The next morning Butters wakes up and looks out the window. The imagination balloon was flying.)

Butters: I know that balloon! Everyone wake up! It's the imagination balloon!

(The kids all wake up.)

Cartman: It's 8 in the morning, Butters.

Kelly Gardner: It's that the balloon from Imaginationland?

Timmy: Timmy?

Butters: Yeah it is, come on guys!

Everyone: Mr. Mayor!

(Butters, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Wendy, Bebe, Clyde, Annie, Lola, Red, Molly, Meagan, Nichole Daniels, Kevin, Milly, Craig, Heidi, Tweek Tweek, Token Black, Jimmy, Timmy, Bradley Biggle, Francis, Sally Turner, Kal, Esther, Scott, Allie, Bill and Fosse, Jason, Nelly, David, The 8 Asian Girls, Kelly Gardner, Emily, Jenny, Kelly Pinkerton, Kelly Rutherford, Annie, Girl with blonde hair, Boy with blue cap, Boy with C cap, Boy with red scarf, DogPoo, Douglas, Terrance, Tommy, Boy with red shirt and blue pants, Boy with blonde hair, Boy with blue hoodie and various other 4th graders run up to the imagination balloon and see The Mayor of Imaginationland.)

Mayor: Hello, kids!

Butters: How did you get here?

Mayor: Well, I heard it's your birthday so I got the idea to invite you to Imaginationland for your birthday!

Everyone: Yay!

Mayor: All aboard the Imagination balloon!

(The kids enter the imagination balloon and it starts to fly. The opening credits start rolling and the song Imagination land begins.)

The Kids and Chorus: Will you be lost by time or be part of history? Will your story be told or remain a mystery? Will they sing your song, telling all that you have done? Time to make your choice, only you can be the one. Oh, oh oh-oh-whoa, welcome to Imaginationland! (Chorus: Hey!) Oh, oh oh-oh-whoa, welcome to imaginationland! (Chorus: Hey! Hey! Hey!) Will you do something great with the time that you have here? Will you make your mark? Will you conquer what you fear? And when you go back home, everybody there will see. You were in Inaginationland! Oh, oh, oh-oh-whoa, welcome to Imaginationland! (Chorus: Hey!) Oh, oh oh-oh-whoa, welcome to Imaginationland. (Chorus: Hey!) Will you find your greatest glory? Will you be a falling star? Here to learn what Imagination teaches Here to learn more who you are. Will you be lost by time or be part of history? Will your story be told or remain a mystery? And when you go back home, everybody there will see. You were in Imaginationland! Oh, oh oh-oh-whoa Welcome to Imaginationland (Chorus: Hey!) Oh, oh oh-oh-whoa Welcome to Imaginationland! Hey!

(After the song)

(In Butter's bedroom Butters' parents come in.)

Linda: Good morning, Butters. How was your party last night?

(Linda pulls the blanket off and Butters was not in his bed.)

Linda: Huh? What the hell?! (Gets really angry) BUTTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh! He's so grounded!

Stephen: Oh crap, I'm gonna throw up!

(Stephen goes into the bathroom, grabs a garbage can and throws up.)

Linda: Where the hell is he?

(Meanwhile, The Imagination balloon arrives in Imaginationland. But a lot of new characters are here and decorating the town for Butter's birthday.)

Kyle: Wow! Who are those characters, Mr. Mayor?

Mayor: Well we have a lot of new friends here. They are not here when you first come here. Oh! Here comes the Lollipop King!

(The Lollipop King, Mayor Lion, Mayor Quimby, Mayor Adam West, Mayor Dandy Lion, The Mayor of Halloweentown, Mayor Jeff Otter and Mr. Mayor enter.)

The Lollipop King: Welcome back, Butters!

Mayor: We also have more mayors here in Imaginationland! (all the good characters gather around the Mayors and The Lollipop King.) Fellow citizens of Imaginationland, Butters and his friends are back!

All good characters from Butter's first visit: (Cheering)

Rockety Rocket: Welcome back!

Cinderella: Welcome back!

Strawberry Shortcake: Welcome back!

Mr. Clean: Welcome back!

Charlie Brown: Welcome back!

(Several welcome backs from other good characters)

Mayor: And to all you new characters, say hello to butters and his friends!

All New Characters: Hello!

Teletubbies: Eh Oh!

Frylock: Wazzuuuuuuup?!

Flanders: Hi diddly ho!

Dr. Nick: Hi, everybody!

The Kids: Hi, Dr. Nick!

Krusty: Hey hey kids!

Butters: I've never seen you guys before. This is going to be the best birthday ever!

All Good Characters: (Cheering)

Mayor: Ok, Everyone, Continue decorating the town for Butter's birthday. It's almost here!

Wimzie: Wow! I'm so excited!

(All the good characters start leaving.)

Eureeka: I'm gonna preform a spell!

Ojo: I'm gonna make a cake!

Krusty: I'm gonna sing a happy birthday song!

Lana Loud: I'm gonna make mud pies!

Lincoln Loud: Lana, that's disgusting!

Lana Loud: You're right.

Bear: What are you waiting for? Let's start our day!

Genie: There's a party going on here! We are gonna party! Come on, Everybody! Let's party!

(All the good characters look at the Genie.)

Genie: Oh, (Giggles) sorry.

Magellan: Come on, Tail Let's continue to decorate the town for Butter's birthday!

Lori Loud: This is literally going to be the best party ever!

(The good characters continue to decorate.)

Butters: Wow this is going to be the best birthday ever that I feel a song coming on!

(And then the song Butter's Beautiful Birthday Bash begins.)

Everyone: It's Butter's beautiful birthday bash today! It's Butter's beautiful birthday bash today! On this very special day, We're going to celebrate... Butter's beautiful birthday bash!

B: With music, presents...

Earl Sinclair: Ice cream!

Officer Dave Hanson: Donuts!

Butters: What does a birthday mean, anyways?

Gabby: Well, It's the day when you were born.

Moe Szyslak: For the day you came out of your mom's belly.

M.T. Promises: So we have a party to celebrate your own very special day.

Butters: All right.

Everyone: It's Butter's beautiful birthday bash today! And all of his friends are gathered around to say... Wave a hand, Shake your leg, For the day you came out of your mom's belly. It's Butter's beautiful birthday bash today!

Butters: This is my special day?

Everyone: Yeah. That's right!

Butters: How special?

Eureeka: Well, if your birthday was a color, what's your favorite color?

Butters: Yellow.

Treelo: Yellow bananas.

Funshine Bear: The sun.

Big Bird: My feathers!

Everyone: On this very special day, we're going to celebrate... Butter's beautiful birthday...

Butters: Ouch!

Flippy: (Laughing) Butter's hair!

Everyone: It's Butter's beautiful birthday bash today!

Pop: A great day!

Cub: A funny day!

Everyone: And all of his friends are gathered around to say...

God: You're our favorite fellow day.

Butters: Ouch!

Batley: Magellan, what did you do?

Magellan: My tail was only trying to play with him.

Everyone: Wave a hand, shake your leg, For the day you came out of your mom's belly It's Butter's beautiful birthday bash today!

Butters: What if my birthday was a place?

Elmo: If your birthday was a place, it would be...

Homer Simpson: A TV sitcom with people laughing.

Peppa Pig: I really wish you were in a picture book.

Bart Simpson: Springfield.

Glenn Quagmire: Quahog.

Cartman: Any place in castle sunshine on a rainy day!

Lisa Simpson: A cozy corner with our cat.

Russel: A pirate ship full of rats.

Everyone: Its' Butter's beautiful birthday bash today!

The Fishtones: We're getting ready to squirt some water in your face!

Everyone: And all of his friends are gathered around to say.

The Fishtones: We're going to have a party!

Everyone: All of us have to say "Make a wish".

Mr. Knack: What would you wish for?

Bogge and Quagmire: Peanut butter sandwichies!

Everyone: It's Butter's beautiful birthday bash... Butter's beautiful birthday bash today!

(after the song)

Comic Book Guy: Best song ever!

Mayor: Happy birthday Butters!

Butters: Who's that?

Mayor: That's Sam the Robot.

Sam the Robot: Hello. I am Sam the Robot. I can dance for you.

(Sam the Robot starts dancing.)

Everyone: (Laughing)

Bender: Hey, Sam. Bite my shiny metal ass!

Mayor: This is Nick Penguin.

Nick Penguin: Can I have some more ice cream?

Doctor Strange: Sure.

(Doctor Strange uses his powers to bring the ice cream to Nick Penguin.)

(Mr. Knack enters with his cart.)

Mayor: And for the first time in Imaginationland we have our own handy man Mr. Knack! Godzilla?

Lois Griffin: You might wanna cover your ears right now.

Godzilla: SKREEEOOOONK!!!!

(The Kids and All Good Characters cover their ears because of Godzilla's loud roar.)

Mr. Knack: Heavens to Bootsy!

All Good Characters: You mean Heavens to Betsy!

Mayor: He has an Italian accent.

Cartman: Oh, yeah!

Duffman: Hey! That's my line!

Butters: Hey, Nick.

Mr. Knack: (Gets really angry) Don't call me Nick or I will kiss Giggles and Petunia!

Butters: Oh, Nick Knack.

Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!

Butters: Who are you?

Emma: I'm Emma.

Kate: I'm Kate.

Sir Klank: And I'm Sir Klank.

All three: We are mice. Yay!

Wendy: Hey everyone look, there's another character named Wendy!

Cuddles: Hooray!

Bebe Stevens: Hey Mr. Knack, pull my finger! You can be my best friend!

(Mr. Knack pulls Bebe's finger and then trades her jacket for a new shirt.)

Bebe Stevens: Wow, thanks!

Tweek Tweak: Can you fix my car?

(So much fixing and trading later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they have to hire a new one.)

Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "Whenever you imagine to be real is real".

Mayor: Hey, that's my line!

Mr. Knack: Oops, sorry Mr. Mayor!

Red: Who are you?

Mayor: That's Groot. He's the member of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Groot: I am Groot.

Mayor: He says that sometimes.

(Giggles and Petuina gather around Mr. Knack.)

Both: Nick, Nick kiss us, Nick!

Mr. Knack: Ladies Don't call me Nick! (Groans) Heavens to Bootsy!

Giggles and Petuina: Oh, Nick Knack.

Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!

(Giggles and Petuina both kiss Mr. Knack.)

Everyone: Aww!

(Meanwhile at Butter's house, the parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, and Karen are having a meeting.)

Linda: Butters is back in Imaginationland!

Parents: (Gasp)

Stephen: That place is so far away!

Sheila: But Ike needs his diaper changed. What should we do?

Randy: I say we wait for him.

Linda: How about we all look for the kids?

Stephen: It'll be like an adventure!

Sheila: A adventure? To find our kids?

Stephen: Yes! Quick, pack your things. Let's go find Butters and his friends!

(And so the parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen pack their things and start leaving the house ready to go to Imaginationland.)

(Back in Imaginationland, King Pig and the evil characters are watching the event.)

King Pig: How come we are now in the evil side, Lord Vader?

Darth Vader: Because since the good characters invite a lot of friends, we are going to capture The Council of 72.

All Evil Characters: (Sinister laughing)

Oscar the Grouch: Yeah right!

(Mr. Knack is hugging Giggles and Petuina and King Pig eats the food.)

(King Pig also eats the plates.)

Giggles and Petuina: (Fangirling)

Mr. Knack: Check me out ladies!

(Charlie and Lola enter.)

Charlie: I have this little sister Lola. She is small and very funny.

Lola: Hello, Nick!

Mr. Knack: I told you a million times to not call me Nick!

Lola: Oh, Nick Knack.

Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!

French Narrator: Meanwhile at the Castle of Sunshine...

Jesus Christ: Today it's Butter birthday and I want you all make Butters a birthday cake.

Amy Rose: I will love to make a cake and I want to married sonic.

Luke Skywalker: And Tomorrow it Butter's birthday everyone, right semen?

The Council of 75: (all laughing)

Seaman: No, it's Seaman

Donald Trump: And now!

(The evil characters captured The Council of 75.)

Bradley Biggle: Who are you?

Charlie: I'm Charlie. And this is my little sister Lola. She loves having fun.

Lola: I've got all the streamers for Butter's birthday, now I get to play with them.

(And then the song I Just Wanna Have Fun begins.)

Lola: I always plan to be purely perfect time and again it's my goal got to admit I'm not always perfect please don't you dare tell a soul. How many rules do I never break I think the answer's "none" I try and I try, but I can't deny basically, I just wanna have fun. Gee it's a blast when you go exploring hard not to learn something new really. It's not that I think it's boring doing what they say I should do (Like for instance). Watch where you step, never rock the boat think smart, and walk don't run I try and I try but I can't deny basically, I just wanna have fun. When you're really rolling well of course it can be hard to stop or bouncing like a rubber ball or spinning like a top. But if I land in trouble it's never all that bad and every new adventure is the best I ever had. As a little girl I'd always dreamed that I could fly lift up into the air and travel right into the sky I just keep on trying cause wouldn't you agree? Flying would be funner than most anything could be I always plan to be purely perfect time and again it's my goal got to admit I'm not always perfect please don't you dare tell a soul. How many rules do I ever break I think the answer's "none" I try and I try but I can't deny. The truth is that I, I just wanna have fun.

(After the song, Lola sees that Mr. Knack is covered with streamers.)

Lola: That was fun! Let's do it again!

Mr. Knack: Again? Well as my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "Again is never the answer".

Maui: Whoa, whoa, whoa. So what I believe you were trying to say is... is thank you.

Stan: "Thank you"?

Maui: You're welcome.

Stan: What? No, no, no. I-I didn't-- I wasn't-- Why would I ever say that?

(and then the song You're Welcome begins)

Maui: Okay, okay I can see what's happening, yeah You're face-to-face with greatness and it's strange You don't even know how you feel. It's adorable! Well, it's nice to see that humans never change Open your eyes, let's begin Yes, it's really me, it's Maui! Breathe it in I know it's a lot, the hair, the bod When you're staring at a demigod What can I say except "You're welcome" For the tides, the sun, the sky Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome I'm just an ordinary demo-guy! Hey, what has two thumbs and pulled up the sky When you were waddling yay high? This guy! When the nights got cold, who stole you fire from down below? You're looking at him, yo! Oh, also I lasso'd the sun You're welcome To stretch your days and bring you fun Also, I harnessed the breeze You're welcome To fill your sails and shake your trees So what can I say except you're welcome? For the islands I pulled from the sea There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome I guess it's just my way of being me You're welcome, you're welcome Well, come to think of it Kid, honestly I can go on and on I can explain every natural phenomenon The tide, the grass, the ground Oh, that was Maui just messing around I killed an eel, I buried its guts Sprouted a tree, now you've got coconuts What's the lesson? What is the takeaway? Don't mess with Maui when he's on the breakaway And the tapestry here in my skin Is a map of the victories I win Look where I've been, I make everything happen Look at that mean mini Maui just tippity tappin' Well anyway, let me say you're welcome! (Chorus: You're welcome!) For the wonderful world you know Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome! (Chorus: You're welcome!) Well, come to think of it, I gotta go Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome! (Chorus: You're welcome!) 'Cause I'm gonna need that boat I'm sailing away, away, you're welcome! (Chorus: You're welcome) 'Cause Maui can do anything but float (Chorus: You're welcome) You're welcome, (Chorus: You're welcome) you're welcome! And thank you!

(after the song)

(Jeffy is patting his diaper.)

Cartman: Who are you?

Mayor: This is Jeffy.

Jeffy: Wanna see my pencil?

Cartman: Eww! You have a pencil in your nose? That's Disgusting!

Jeffy: You wanna hear me rap?

Cartman: Oh hell yeah!

(And then the song Why begins.)

Jeffy: Why? Why? WHY? Hey daddy, I smack these ladies! I stick my pee pee in some cheerios! I got a pencil in my nose! And I beat my diaper everywhere I go! I like to hop hop like a bunny! Poop my pants, and now it's runny! I go "UH UH," you think that's funny? I stuff my diaper with all my money!

Mayor: JEFFY!

Jeffy: WHY? WHY?

Mayor: Jeffy don't do that!

Jeffy: WHY? WHY?

Mayor: Jeffy eat your green beans!

Jeffy: WHY? WHY?

Mario: Jeffy don't poop your pants!

Jeffy: WHY? WHY? CAT PIANO SOLO!

(Jeffy plays his Cat Piano.)

Mayor: (Groans) JEFFY STOP IT!!

(Moment of silence)

Jeffy: Why? Got a helmet on top of my head! Did some poop until it was done! Eat green beans, I'd rather be dead! It's ten o' clock and I'm ready for bed! Hey daddy, I just uh, showed you how to poop on the track, so uh, I'm going to bed. I got my carrots on, got my bunny suit on... I'm ready for bed.

(After the song, Jeffy falls asleep.)

Jeffy: (Snoring) UH! (Snoring) UH!

Cartman: Is he okay, Mr. Mayor?

Mayor: I think he's taking a nap.

Cartman: I love that song! I wanna hear him sing it again!

French Narrator: One hour later.

(Lola is throwing streamers all around Mr. Knack while he is sleeping.)

Lola: (Giggling)

Mr. Knack: (Stirs awake) I told you, Lola! Do not put streamers everywhere around me!

(The bell in castle sunshine starts ringing.)

Lola and Mr. Knack: Uh Oh!

Kenny: (Muffled) (It's the Castle Sunshine bell! What does that mean Mr. Mayor?)

Mayor: Meeting time!

(All the good characters enter castle sunshine and sit down in their seats.)

Mayor: Thank you all for coming. Now as you all know Butter's birthday is tomorrow.

All Good Characters: (Cheering)

Zoidberg: Hooray!

Rod and Todd Flanders: Yay!!!

The Rich Texan: Yee Haw! (fires two pistols in the air)

Mayor: Also the evil characters are back.

All Good Characters: (Gasping)

Grandpa Simpson: EVIL!!!

Bart Simpson: Ay Caramba!

Mario and Luigi: Mamma Mia!

Jeffy: Are you freaking high?

Fatbot: Oh, my God! (starts eating a cushion seat)

Malfunctioning Eddie: What?! (explodes)

Zoidberg: WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP! (runs around in circles)

Mr. Knack: Heavens to bootsy!

Mr. Burns: Come on, Nick. Stop saying those.

Mr. Knack: Another Nick episode! I hate being called Nick!

Mr. Burns: Oh, Nick Knack.

Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!

Bumblebee Man: Ay Ay Ay!

Helen Lovejoy: Won't somebody please think of the children?!

Professor Frink: Glayvin!

Superintendent Chalmers: Skinnerrrrrr!

Peter Griffin: Oh, no!

Lois Griffin: Oh, no!

Chris Griffin: Oh, no!

Meg Griffin: On, no!

Brian Griffin: Oh, no!

(Kool-Aid Man breaks through the wall)

Kool-Aid Man: Oh, yeah!

Butters: Shut up, Kool-Aid Man! you're not in this movie!

(The kids and all good characters look at Kool-Aid Man as he backs away awkwardly)

(The Mayor grabs a videotape.)

Mayor: Now this video will have the evil characters telling you about what they're plan is. Enjoy.

(The Mayor puts the tape on the TV and Lrrr instead of King Pig was on the screen.)

Lrrr: Hello, good characters. I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! We just... (King Pig starts beating up Lrrr and the good characters all look confused) Hey hey hey! What are you doing?! Stop that! Knock it off! Cut it out!

King Pig: Get outta here, it's my time! Sorry about that. Hello, Good Characters. We just captured The Council of 75. (As he said that The Good Characters all looked scared, except for the live-action characters who look on in anger.) And to complete that a huge battle will begin tomorrow at 10:00 Am. And here is how my plan goes.

(And then the song It Will All Be Mine begins.)

King Pig: I was born to rule the world And I almost achieved that goal (Chorus: King Pig!) But Imaginationland had more Imagination than I could control (Chorus: King Pig!) Still they inspired this fun place. Which learns and returns each Turny, Turny, Twisty, Twisty all the way down thing (Chorus: King Pig!) Their lightsaber the ultimate weapon, will tell them Evil is back! It will all be mine. Power so divine I'll tell the sun to shine. On only me! It will be all mine, till the end of time. When this perfect crime makes history Evil Characters! This is our destiny! There'll be world domination, complete obliteration of all who now defy me. Let the universe prepare, good characters beware. You creatures shall not deny me now go, go, go! It will all be mine. Power so divine I'll tell the sun to shine on only me! It will all be mine, till the end of time When this perfect crime makes history Evil Characters! This is our destiny! There'll be total devastation, pure annihilation or absolute surrender. I'll have limitless Imagination, this is now our finest hour. Now go, go, go, go!

(After the song)

(Television satics and all the Good Characters are shocked when the video ends.)

Bender: Well, we're boned.

Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdelda used to say... "You know, some things are scary but they can pee your pants off".

All Good Characters: (Laughing)

Eureeka: Oh, Mr. Knack, you are the best handyman ever.

All Good Characters: Awwwww.

Marv: That's so sweet.

Mayor Joe Quimby: Hey, I got a idea! Let's go rescue the Council of 75!

Peter Griffin: That's a great idea.

Butters: We can also search for my parents too.

Maggie Simpson: (pacifier suck)

Mayor Joe Quimby: If all of you want to rescue The Council of 75, say "aye".

The Kids and All Good Characters: Aye.

Wendy: Mayor Quimby, how are we going to save The Council of 75?

Robotic Voice: Perhaps I could be of some assistance.

Nichole Daniels: What? Who the hell is that?

Toilet Paper: Oh, only the most intelligent being alive.

Gum: I am Sorbitol, Malitol, Xylitol, Mannitol, Calcium Carbinate, Soy Lecithin, Vegetable-Derived Glycerin and Talc. But for expediency's sake, you can call me... Gum.

The Kids and All Good Characters: Hi Gum!

Mayor: Okay, Everyone. Go back to your homes and get ready for the big battle. Make sure you have something to eat before you go.

(The Kids and All Good Characters leave Castle Sunshine.)

(Meanwhile, the parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, and Karen are walking through a forest.)

Linda: Well, I think we'll find Butters there.

Stephen: Come on, everybody. Let's see if Butters is here.

(The parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, and Karen look through the bushes. But Butters is not here.)

Sharon: Oh dear, he's not in the bushes.

(The parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen look for Butters everywhere. They look in the river, But he's not here. They look in the trees, He's not here either. They look on the rocks, But he's still not here. The parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen then look sad sitting on the grass.)

Randy: (Sighs) We looked everywhere in the forest, but he's not here anywhere!

Sharon: Don't worry, Randy. We're going to find the kids in no time.

Randy: Thanks, Sharon.

(They hug together.)

(Back in Imaginationland, the moat twins are eating peanut butter sandwiches.)

(The kids enter the swamp.)

Cartman: Hey! Who are you?

Bogge: I'm Bogge.

Quagmire: And I'm Quagmire.

Butters: Aren't you called "The Moat Twins"?

Bogge and Quagmire: Yes, we are!

Token Black: So, what do you do?

Bogge: Oh, oh! We just take a swim when it's sunny outside.

Quagmire: And we eat our favorite food.

Both: Peanut butter sandwiches!

Kids: Peanut butter sandwiches?

Quagmire: That's right! Wanna try some?

Butters: Sure!

(The moat twins give Butters and his friends peanut butter sandwiches and eat them.)

Quagmire: Come on, Bogge, Let's continue to eat our peanut butter sandwiches!

The Kids and The Moat Twins: Mmm... Peanut butter.

Homer Simpson: Hey! That's my line!

Hegdish: Will you two keep it down?

Bogge and Quagmire: Hello Hegdish!

Theresa: Who's that?

Bogge: This is Hegdish.

Quagmire: We always annoy him so much he hates us!

Hegdish: I hate my life!

(a mysterious underwater buffalo appears from the swamp)

Nelly: What the hell is that?

Quagmire: That is a Sker Buffalo.

Spongebob: Come on, everyone! The adventure is about to begin!

Kids and Moat Twins: Coming!

(All the Good Characters at the Town Square.)

Mayor: Is everyone ready?

All Good Characters: We're ready!

Roobear Koala: Ready when you are Mr. mayor!

Homer Simpson: Let the adventure begin!

All Good Characters: (Cheering)

(So, All the Good Characters set off to find The Council of 74.)

Magellan: Eureeka, Are we going to find The Council of 74 soon?

Eureeka: We will Magellan. Come on, Let's keep moving!

Cartman: So, Mr. Mayor, Lollipop king, any idea where to go now?

Mayor: Well, Cartman, according to the map, we just have to go through the lollipop forest by following the trail.

Lollipop King: It's when The Evil Characters once invaded my home.

Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdelda used to say... "The sooner you grow up to be a trader/handyman, the better".

Viv: Right, Mr. Knack. Come on, we have to keep moving.

Butters: Mr. Mayor, you lead the way.

Disco Bear: Ladies first.

Giggles: Oh, Thank you.

Petunia: Your'e the best character ever!

(As the kids and all the good characters continue on their quest and while the parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, and Karen look for butters, the song The Trail We Blaze begins.)

Voiceover: Look out new world here we come Brave, intrepid and then some Pioneers of maximum Audacity whose resumes. Show that we are just the team To live where others merely dream Building up a head of steam On the trail we blaze Changing legend into fact We shall ride into history, turning myth into truth We shall surely gaze On the sweet unfolding Of an antique mystery All will be revealed On the trail we blaze Paradise is close at hand Shangri-la the promised land Seventh heaven on demand Quite unusual nowadays Virgin vistas, undefiled Minds and bodies running wild In the man behold the child On the trail we blaze The trail we blaze Is a road uncharted Through terra incognita to a golden shrine No place for the traveler To be faint-hearted We are part of the sumptuous grand design Changing legend into fact We shall ride into history Turning myth into truth We shall surely gaze On the sweet unfolding Of an antique mystery All will be revealed On the trail we blaze.

(After the song, the kids and all the good characters are on Yum Yum mountain after getting tired of walking.)

Captain America: Superheroes, let's practice our battle with the evil characters.

Superheroes: Yes, Captain America.

Hulk: Hulk Smash!

(The superheroes use their super powers together.)

Magellan: (Crying)

Marge Simpson: Oh, my God! Magellan's crying! Can someone calm him down?

Eureeka: Relax, I'm a excellent at singing lullabies.

(Eureeka walks up to Magellan and he stops crying.)

Eureka: Rock a bye, baby on the treetop, When the wind blows the cradle will rock, (While Eureeka is singing, Magellan falls asleep.) When the bough breaks the cradle will fall...

(Magellan wakes up.)

Magellan: Fall? (Starts crying again.)

Eureeka: Oh, I'm sorry. Can someone else help him.

Giggles: I'll do it! I'll do it!

(Magellan stops crying again.)

Giggles: Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water Jack fell down into the ground...

Magellan: Water? (Once again, he starts crying.)

Cookie Monster: Me give it a try!

(Magellan stops crying once again.)

Cookie Monster: The itsy bitsy spider...

Magellan and Cookie Monster: Spiders? (Crying)

Lisa Simpson: Oh, Oh, Baa Baa black sheep have you any wool...

Magellan: Sheep? (Crying)

(Spike comes in barking 3 Blind Mice.)

Magellan: Spike? (Crying)

Eureeka: Please, someone calm him down with another song!

Batley: I've got this! (Starts singing off key.) Greasy, Glooby bugs are fun to you and me! Greasy, Glooby bugs are flying everywhere!

Butters: Batley, Look!

(Magellan is finally sleeping thanks to Batley's song.)

Magellan: (Snoring)

Batley: (Still singing off key) Greasy, Glooby bugs are what I eat, they also make me crash and fall doooooown.

Jelly Otter: Awww!

Magellan: Wait, what the heck was that all about?

Batley: Oh, Dear God!

Lily Loud: Poo-poo!

All Good Characters: Heavens to Bootsy!

Homer Simpson: D'oh!

(In the Evilland Castle, King Pig is eating a lot of food.)

Sideshow Bob: Come on, King Pig! Where are your manners?

King Pig: (Burps) Sorry. Okay, evil characters, tomorrow is the big battle. So, Freddy Krueger and Hades must get out of this place.

All Evil Characters: (Laughing)

Freddy Krueger: I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!

(Hades gets steamed up with rage)

Hades: WHAAAAT??!!!! Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.

Gino Terwilliger: Vendetta! Vendetta! Vendetta!

Mom: Dumb bastards!

Kylo Ren: I perhaps that tomorrow the woodland critters will face the good characters.

Squirrel: Come on, everyone. Let's practice for the battle!

Woodland Critters: Yay!

(The Evil Characters leave, except King Pig who is still eating and burps loud.)

King Pig: I better report the Harvester Queen that the big battle is tomorrow when I'm done.

(King Pig continues eating)

(That night, the kids and the good characters walk to Prehistoric Land.)

Mayor: Well, I think we'll spend night here.

Nutty: What a nuttastic idea, Mr. Mayor!

Ash: Charizard, use Flame Thrower to make the campfire!

Pikachu: Pika!

(Charizard uses Flame Thrower to put the fire in the campfire.)

Meagan: Wow! That was so cool!

(All the good characters are gatherthed around the campfire.)

Cartman: I'm so taking the day off.

Mr. Knack: Come on, Cartman! Join the group!

Cartman: Come on, Nick!

Mr. Knack: How many times do they have to calling me Nick? Wait a minute As my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "Shut your stupid mouth Nick!"

Cartman: Oh, Nick knack.

Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!

(Awkward long pause from all the good characters.)

Stan: Hey, can I pet your puppy? He's adorable.

(Drax nods yes. And Stan pets Rocket and almost snaps his hand.)

Stan: AHH!

Drax: (laughing) He got you really good!

(Stan joins in laughing nervously with Drax)

Stan: Yeah. He did. That's really funny.

SpongeBob: Who wants to sing a campfire song? I've got one. (He grabs a ukulele.) I call this one "The Campfire Song Song".

Mr. Knack: Oh, Nick knack!

(And then the song The Campfire Song Song begins.)

SpongeBob: Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than your wrong, But it'll help if you just sing along.

Bender: Bum Bum Bum!

(Bender singing fast with SpongeBob.)

SpongeBob: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than your wrong, But it'll help if you just sing along!

Bender: Singing our song!

SpongeBob: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song! Bender!

Bender: Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E...

SpongeBob: Nick Knack! (Moment of silence) Good! It'll help, It'll help, If you just sing along! (fireworks, SpongeBob smashes a ukulele, Bender slams a drum on SpongeBob) Oh Yeah!

(After the song)

Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "That was terrible I tell you! Terrible!"

SpongeBob: Sorry.

Comic Book Guy: Worst song ever.

Lori Loud: That song is literally the worst!

Nelson: Ha Ha! Your song stinks!

Bart Simpson: Shut up, Nelson.

Bender: Yeah, shut the hell up!

Mayor: Who wants to tell a campfire story?

The Kids and All Good Characters: Me, Me, Me, Me!

Mayor: How about... Butters! Since your the birthday boy you can tell us a story.

Butters: Thanks, Mr. Mayor. Okay. My story starts in yum yum mountain. (He starts to imagine yum yum mountain.) And there was this squirrel named Nutty (Nutty appears.) And He was eating a lollipop. (Nutty eats the lollipop.) (The story stops.)

Bogge and Quagmire: Why?

Butters: Because it was his favorite food. Now you two shut up!

Cartman: (Cartman farts fire) Ow! My ass!

Kyle: Dude!

Stan: Damn, Cartman!

Cartman: (Cartman farts fire again) Uh... Ow! My ass!

Kyle: Dude, he's farting fire again!

All Good Characters: (All Scream)

Zoidberg: WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP! (runs around in circles)

Eureeka: Don't worry, everyone I've got a spell to make the fire in his ass disappear. (She starts waving her wand.) Assey, Assey Bassey, Bassy Make the fart fire disappear!

(The fire in Cartman's ass disappear.)

Cartman: Wow, my fire fart is gone!

Eureeka: Well, I'm sorta almost a wizard.

All Good Characters: (Sigh in Relief)

Tinny Tim: That was way to close!

Luigi: Hey, who's telling the story?

Nick Penguin: Can we continue the story please?

Butters: Okay. (The story continues.) And while nutty was climbing the mountain he spots a bunch of Cherries, (Cherries appear.) Some candy canes (Candy canes appear And some peanut butter sandwiches. (Story stops.) Wait hold on. (Record scratches sound.) Peanut butter sandwiches?

Bogge and Quagmire: Yay for peanut butter sandwiches!

Butters: You two imagined that?

Bogge: Yeah, we did!

Bogge and Quagmire: Ohhhhhhhh!

Mordecai and Rigby: Hey! That's our line!

(Story resumes)

Butters: Until Nutty spots a Pichu eating the food.

(A Pichu is eating some cookies, cakes, lollipops, candy, pies, marshmallows and cotton candy.)

Butter: And then Nutty got angry and said...

(Nutty gets angry.)

Nutty: NUTTY SMASH!

(Nutty destroys the food that Pichu is eating.)

(Story stops.)

Hulk: Hey, that's Hulk's line!

Butters: And so Nutty eats all the sweets on yum yum mountain and lives happily ever after. The End.

All Good Characters: Awwww!

Stan: That's a good story, right Kyle? (He realizes Kyle was not here.) Kyle?

(Kyle is surrounded by Nelson, Jimbo, Kearney, and Dolph)

Jimbo: Hey, give us the lunch money!

Kyle: I'm sorry, but I don't have any.

Dolph: He's lying! Get him!

(Nelson, Jimbo, Kearney, and Dolph start beating up Kyle)

Kyle: No! Ah!

Bart Simpson: Okay, okay! That's enough!

(Nelson, Jimbo, Kearney, and Dolph stop beating up Kyle. Kyle now has bruises all over his body)

Bart Simpson: Hey, you okay?

Stan: Yeah, are you?

Kyle: I guess so.

Butters: Okay, Everyone. It's time for bed.

(All the good characters come into their tents, And the kids brought their sleeping bags.)

Cartman: Kyle, I'm gonna tell you to fight me tomorrow morning during the battle.

Kyle: Ok, Cartman. (Kyle looks at Stan) Ready to go to sleep Stan?

Stan: Yes! Good night everybody.

(Stan, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Wendy, Bebe Stevens, Clyde, Annie, Lola, Red, Theresa, Meagan, Nichole, Kevin, Milly, Craig, Heidi, Tweek Tweek, Token, Jimmy, Timmy, Bradley Biggle, Francis, Sally, Kal, Esther, Scott, Allie, Bill, Fosse, Jason, Nelly, David, The 8 Asian girls, Kelly Gardner, Emily, Jenny, Kelly Pinkerton, Kelly Rutherford, Annie, Girl with blonde hair, Boy with blue cap, Boy with C cap, Boy with red scarf, DogPoo, Douglas, Terrance, Tommy, Boy with red shirt and blue pants, Boy with blonde hair, Boy with blue hoodie and various other 4th graders went to sleep. Butters, Frank, and Brenda are still awake.)

(Butters looks at the water. A Goldeen, a three-eyed fish, and a Seaking are swimming in the water.)

Butters: Oh, dear. I really wish my mom was here. Don't worry, mom! I will find you. Even though it's my birthday tomorrow. (Sighs and then sees Frank and Brenda)

Brenda: What?

Frank: But apparently there's proof in the Evilland Castle beyond the lava. We gotta go there and check it out! Let's go, right now!

Brenda: Don't say that. Look, you're starting to sound like that whack-job Honey Mustard.

Frank: Well, maybe Honey Mustard wasn't so crazy after all.

Brenda: Frank, Frank, stop it. They are already mad at us. Please don't make it worse. Just come on, we got to get back to sleep.

Frank: Well, Brenda, I can't just do that. I need to know the truth. I need to go to the Evilland Castle, and I want you to come with me.

Brenda: I can't do that. I want you to come home with me.

Frank: Well... I can't do that.

Brenda: Then I don't really know what to do right now.

Frank: I don't either. (crickets chirping) I don't get how you can just believe a bunch of stuff you don't have any proof of.

Brenda: Well, then how come all of a sudden you only believe if there's proof?

Frank: Because I'm not walking around with my eyes closed!

Brenda: So what are you saying that I shouldn't believe in nothing? That everything is pointless?

Frank: Better than believing a bunch of bullcrap that you can't explain!

Brenda: Well, maybe I don't need to explain it because it's something I feel.

Frank: Well, I feel like that makes it hard to have a rational conversation.

Brenda: Eff you, Frank. You know what? I was wrong before. You know, there is a Great Beyond without you and I'm gonna go there and fill myself with something else!

Frank: (Gasping) You don't mean that.

Brenda: Yes, I do. I'll fill myself with a parsnip or a dill pickle. Maybe even an eggplant.

Frank: You couldn't fit an eggplant in there! It's too big! It'll tear you in half!

Brenda: Oh, you'd be amazed what I could fit in here.

Sammy Bagel: What the hell is going on with these two?

Butters: I don't know.

Brenda: Maybe I'll really mix it up, huh? Stick a tube of toothpaste in there, huh? Squeeze it all over my face. All over my backside, and all over my neck and my face.

Frank: Oh, shut up! Now, you're just trying to hurt me! I'm not gonna listen anymore! Brenda! Brenda, okay, look. Let's just stop this, okay? Okay? You're my bun.

Brenda: Oh, don't "you're my bun. Hey, trust me! Hey, guys, over here, follow me! Ha-ha-ha!" You're basically saying you don't care about me.

Frank: What? No, I'm not!

Brenda: Well, actions speak louder than words, and your actions, sir, are deafening. I can't believe I got you out of my package for you and you won't get back in one for me. Goodbye, Frank. (leaves)

Lavash: We will tell stories of your idiocy.

Sammy Bagel: Stay safe.

(they leave)

Frank: Come on, guys, this affects all of us! Brenda! Sammy! Lavash! Taco Lady. I didn't even get your name yet. Brenda!

(In a cave, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen are sleeping while the parents are eating food.)

Randy: Sharon, can you share the apple with me?

Sharon: Sure, Randy.

(Randy and Sharon eat the apple.)

Sheila: Oh, Kyle I hope your somewhere in Imaginationland.

Liane: I can't believe that Cartman is in Imaginationland.

Stuart: Oh dear, I'm gonna throw up!

(Stuart throws up, poop and fart into the campfire.)

(The parents, Kevin, Ike, Karen, and Shelly look disgusted by that happening)

Stephen: Well, uh (Giggles) I think we can all go to sleep, now.

Linda: Not me, I'm gonna stay up all night thinking of Butters.

Stephen: Okay. Good night, everyone. See you in the morning.

(The other parents, Ike, Shelly, Karen, and Kevin went to sleep and Linda looks up into the night sky and the song, Far Apart begins)

Butters: I'm lost,

Linda: I'm low

Butters: No where

Linda: to go

Butters: It hurts,

Linda: to know

Both: We're far apart

Butters: Wish I

Linda: could see

Butters: Where she,

Linda: might be

Butters: Oh why,

Linda: are we,

Both: So far apart? Friends need their friends. On each one the other depends. Like a rainbow lovely and rare. Where are you I want to be there.

Butters: I cry,

Linda: boo hoo

Butters: So sad,

Linda: so blue

Butters: Because

Linda: we two,

Both: are far apart Friends need their friends On each one the other depends Like a rainbow lovely and rare Where are you I want to be there

Butters: Wish I,

Linda: could see

Butters: Where she

Linda: might be

Butters: Oh why,

Linda: are we,

Both: so far apart?

Butters: I cry,

Linda: boo hoo

Butters: So sad,

Linda: so blue

Butters: Because

Linda: we two

Both: are far apart

Butters: Because

Linda: we two

Both: are far apart

(After the song)

Butters: (Sobbing)

(Meanwhile in Evilland castle)

Gaston: Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man. No one says no to Gaston.

LeFou: Yeah! Damn right!

Gaston: Dismissed, rejected, and publicly humiliated. Why it's more than I can bare.

LeFou: Uh, more beer?

Gaston: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

LeFou: Oh, you never. Gaston, you got to pull yourself together.

(and then the song Gaston begins)

LeFou: Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're everyone's favorite guy Everyone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why! No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's For there's no man in town half as manly! Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!

LeFou and All Evil Characters: No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston

LeFou: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

LeFou and All Evil Characters: My what a guy, that Gaston! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"

LeFou: Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips!

All Evil Characters: No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!

Koopalings: For there's no one as burly and brawny

Gaston: As you see, I've got biceps to spare

LeFou: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny.

Gaston: That's right! And every last inch of me's covered with hair!

All Evil Characters: No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston

LeFou: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

Gaston: I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptoooie!

All Evil Characters: Ten points for Gaston!

Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

All Evil Characters: No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston

LeFou: Then goes tromping around Wearing boots like Gaston!

Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decorating!

All Evil Characters: My what a guy! GASTON!

(after the song, everyone cheers)

Dr. Facilier: Hey guys, want to hear my song?

Bowser: What?! No way!

Douche: Yeah! Come on, guys! I'd say we move on to a little--

(and then the song Friends on the Other Side begins)

Dr. Facilier: Don't you disrespect me, little man Don't you derogate or deride You're in my world now, not your world And I got friends on the other side

Chorus: (He's got friends on the other side)

Dr. Facilier: That's an echo gentlemen. Just a little something we have here in Imaginationland A little parlor trick. Don't worry. Sit down at my table Put your minds at ease If you relax it'll enable me to do Anything I please I can read your future I can change it 'round some, too I'll look deep into your heart and soul (You do have a soul, don't you, Lawrence?) Make your wildest dreams come true I got voodoo, I got hoodoo, I got things I ain't even tried And I got friends on the other side

Chorus: (He's got friends on the other side)

Dr. Facilier: The cards, the cards, the cards will tell The past, the present, and the future as well The cards, the cards, just take three Take a little trip into your future with me

Chorus: (Ooh, ooh)

Dr. Facilier: Now you, young man, are from across the sea You come from two long lines of royalty I'm a royal myself, on my mother's side Your lifestyle's high, but your funds are low You need to marry a lil' hunny whose daddy got dough Mom and Dad cut you off, huh playboy?

Cecil Terwilliger: Eh, sad but true.

Dr. Facilier: Now y'all gotta get hitched but hitchin' ties you down You just wanna be free, hop from place to place But freedom takes green It's the green, it's the green It's the green you need And when I looked into your future It's the green that I seen On you little man, I don't want to waste much time You've been pushed 'round all your life You've been pushed 'round by your mother And your sister and your brother. And if you was married you'd be pushed around by your wife But in your future, for you I see Is exactly the man you always wanted to be Shake my hand, c'mon on boys Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand (both Cecil Terwilliger and Lawrence shake Facilier's hands) Yes... Are you ready?

Chorus: (Are you ready?)

Dr. Facilier: Are you ready? Transformation Central

Chorus: (Transformation Central)

Dr. Facilier: Reformation Central

Chorus: Reformation central!

Dr. Facilier: Transmogrification Central Can you feel it? You're changing, you're changing, you're changing all right I hope you're satisfied But if you ain't, don't blame me You can blame my friends on the other side Ha, ha, ha

Chorus: (You got what you wanted But you lost what you had Ohh...Hush!)

(after the song)

Koopalings: (Cheering)

Bowser: Shut up, all of you! You kids better go to bed. The big battle's tomorrow.

Koopalings: Okay, King Dad.

Bowser: As for the rest of all ya, go to bed.

Douche: You're the boss. Night Bowser.

(all evil characters go to their bedrooms and the scene cuts to King Pig entering Harvester Queen's pod)

King Pig: Hey, you! Come here!

(the Harvester Queen without her bio-suit emerges from the holograms)

King Pig: Mrs. Harvester Queen, I have the place where tomorrow's battle would take place.

Harvester Queen: (alien noises) (What's that?)

King Pig: The Imaginationland Concert Hall.

Harvester Queen: (alien noises) (That's great news, King Pig. Now remember: If the good characters defeat you, they win.)

King Pig: Ok, Harvester Queen. Good night.

Harvester Queen: (alien noises) (Good night, King Pig.)

(The Harvester Queen disappears from the holograms.

King Pig: And Imaginationland will be mine! All mine! (Sinster laughter)

(fades to the chasm)

Banzai: Man, that lousy King Pig. Not be able to sit for a week!

(Ed starts laughing)

Banzai: It's not funny, Ed.

(Ed laughs harder)

Banzai: Hey, shut up!

(Ed continues laughing and he and Banzai start fighting)

Shenzi: Will you knock it off!

(Ed chews his own leg)

Banzai: (points at Ed) Well, he started it!

Shenzi: Look at you guys! No wonder we were dangling at the bottom of the food chain.

Banzai: Man, I hate dangling.

Shenzi: Yeah. Yeah, if it weren't for those good characters, we'd be running the joint.

Banzai: Man, I hate good characters.

Shenzi: So pushy.

Banzai: Peaceful.

Shenzi: Stinky.

Banzai: And man are they...

Banzai and Shenzi: ...ugly! (they start laughing)

Scar: Oh. Surely those guys aren't all that bad.

Shenzi: Oh.

Banzai: Oh, Scar it's just you.

Shenzi: I though it was somebody important.

Banzai: Yeah, you don't like Mufasa.

Scar: I see.

Banzai: Now that's power.

Shenzi: Tell me about it. I just heard that name and I just shout it.

Banzai: Mufasa!

Shenzi: Ooh. Do it again.

Banzai: Mufasa!

Shenzi: Ooh!

Banzai: Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa! (Ed starts laughing)

Shenzi: It tingles me.

Scar: I'm surrounded by idiots.

Banzai: Not you, Scar. I mean you're one of us. I mean you are our pal.

Scar: Charmed.

Shenzi: Ooh. I like that. He's our king but he's still so proud.

Banzai: Hey. Did you bring us anything to eat? Scar? Old buddy? Old pal? Huh? Did ya? Did ya? Did ya?

Scar: I don't think you really diserve this. (he holds meat) I practically gift-trap those cubs for you. I think you couldn't really dispose them. (drops the meat and the hyenas start eating it)

Shenzi: Well, you know. It wasn't that like I said it wasn't alone, Scar.

Banzai: Yeah, what are supposed to do? (swallows) Practice for the big battle?

Scar: Precisely.

Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed: Huh?

(and then the song Be Prepared begins)

Scar: I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares! So, prepare for the chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining, new era Is tiptoeing nearer

Shenzi: And where do we feature?

Scar: Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last, I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared

Scar/Chorus: Be prepared!

[Speech] Banzai: Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared! For what?

Scar: For the death of the king!

Banzai: Why? Is he sick?

Scar: No, fool, we're gonna kill him. And Simba, too.

Shenzi: Great idea! Who needs a king?

Shenzi and Banzai: No king! No king! La-la-la-la-la-la!

Scar: Idiots! There will be a king!

Banzai: Hey, but you said, uh...

Scar: I will be king! Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!

Shenzi and Banzai (Variously): Yay! All right! Long live the king!

Chorus: Long live the king! Long live the king! King, king, king, king, king, king! It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all time adored

Scar: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me!!! So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam (Chorus: Oooh... la, la, la!) Meticulous planning (Chorus: We'll have food!) Tenacity spanning (Chorus: Lots of food!) Decades of denial (Chorus: We repeat!) Is simply why I'll (Chorus: Endless meat!) Be king, undisputed Respected, saluted And seen, for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared

Scar/Chorus: Be prepared!

All: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!

(After the song, Scar laughs)

(Judge Claude Frollo appears beside the fireplace alone and the song Hellfire begins)

Chorus: Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti (I confess to God almighty) Beatae Mariae semper Virgini (To blessed Mary ever Virgin) Beato Michaeli archangel (To the blessed archangel Michael) Sanctis apostolis omnibus sanctis (To the holy apostles, to all the saints)

Judge Claude Frollo: Beata Maria, (Blessed Mary) You know I am a righteous man Of my virtue I am justly proud

Chorus: (Et tibi Pater (And to you, Father))

Judge Claude Frollo: Beata Maria You know I'm so much purer than The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd

Chorus: (Quia peccavi nimis (That I have sinned))

Judge Claude Frollo: Then tell me, Maria Why I see her dancing there Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul

Chorus: (Cogitatione (In thought))

Judge Claude Frollo: I feel her, I see her The sun caught in her raven hair Is blazing in me out of all control

Chorus: (Verbo et opere (In word and deed))

Judge Claude Frollo: Like fire Hellfire This fire in my skin This burning Desire Is turning me to sin It's not my fault (Chorus: Mea culpa (Through my fault)) I'm not to blame (Chorus: Mea culpa (Through my fault)) It is the gypsy girl The witch who sent this flame (Chorus: Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)) It's not my fault (Chorus: Mea culpa (Through my fault)) If in God's plan (Chorus: Mea culpa (Through my fault)) He made the devil so much Stronger than a man (Chorus: Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)) Protect me, Maria Don't let the siren cast her spell Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone Destroy Esmeralda And let her taste the fires of Hell! Or else let her be mine and mine alone

(song pauses, King Pig knocks on the door)

King Pig: Minister Frollo, I got something to say.

Judge Claude Frollo: (speaking) What?

King Pig: The big battle is tomorrow and it will take place at the concert hall.

Judge Claude Frollo: The big battle is... Never mind. Get out, you idiot! I'll find her! I'll find her if I have to burn down all of Imaginationland!

(song resumes)

Judge Claude Frollo: Hellfire Dark fire Now gypsy, it's your turn Choose me or Your pyre Be mine or you will burn (Chorus: Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)) God have mercy on her (Chorus: Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)) God have mercy on me (Chorus: Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)) But she will be mine Or she will burn!

(after the song, Judge Claude Frollo passes out)

(Back in Prehistoric Land, Butters is thinking of an idea while the rest of the kids are sleeping.)

The Kids: (Snoring)

Butters: Nothing's going right on my birthday. What should I do now? (Butters starts thinking.)

Yoda: (In Butters' head) No! Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.

Edna Krabappel: (In Butters' head) Ha!

Rabbi Krustofski: (in Butter's head) Eh...

Maude Flanders: (in Butter's head) I hope my Neddy's okay.

Butters: (Gasps) Light bulb.

Light Bulb: Yes?

Butters: No, not freaking you, dummy. Where was I? Oh, right. (Gasps) I've got it. We can sneak into the Evilland Castle and spy on the the evil characters. Everyone wake up! I've got a idea!

(The kids and all the good characters wake up.)

The Kids and All Good Characters: (Clamoring)

Mayor: Butters, why do have to wake us up so late at night?

Batley: We're trying to get our beauty sleep.

Ralph Wiggum: I'm dreaming of puppies and Pokemon.

Frank: Crap! Guys, we slept in again, the song is... Hey, wait a minute. It's not morning yet.

Meg Griffin: Butters, what's this about?

Brian Griffin: Do you even realize that it is 10:00 at night?

Chris Griffin: Can't we just wait until morning?

Magellan: Cooey and I are sleeping, But you woke us up!

Cooey: Coo!

Batley: I was singing a lullaby to him before he slept but you woke us up! Say it Webster sweet pea!

Webster: Blah Blah Blah blah (Snoring) Blah blah blah blah blah!

Stan: Come on, Butters. What's the idea?

Wendy: Yeah, Butters. Tell us something!

Butters: Well, while all of you our sleeping, I was thinking about a idea that we can sneak into the Evilland Castle and spy on the evil characters to see what they're up to.

Elmo: Elmo likes that idea!

Two-Headed Monster: Us, too!

Butters: Quick everyone! Pack your things, we must keep going!

All Good Characters: Yeah!

(All the good characters pack their tents while the kids pack their sleeping bags and Handy realize that he doesn't have any hands.)

Handy: (Grunts) Nick! I don't have hands!

Mr. Knack: Did I ask for them calling me Nick!

Handy: Oh, Nick knack.

Emma, Kate and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!

Handy: Shut up!

Bender: Let's go already!

Skye: (Ruff) Wings!

(Skye's pup pack transformed into wings and she is now flying.)

Batley: Well have you ever heard the expression "Blind as a bat"? Well this bat can fly!

Magellan: Come on, Batley! To the Evilland Castle!

(And then the song The Mob Song begins.)

Stan: We're not safe until they're free

Kyle: He'll come stalking us at night

Lola and Lana Loud: Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite!

Kenny: (muffled) (He'll wreak havoc on our land if we let him wander free)

Mayor Joe Quimby: So it's time to take some action, guys It's time to follow me! Through the mist, through the woods Through the darkness and the shadows It's a nightmare, but it's one exciting ride Say a prayer, then we're there At the drawbridge of a castle And there's something truly terrible inside It's the 75! He's got fangs, razor sharp ones! Massive paws, killer claws for the jive Hear him roar! See him foam! But we're not coming home 'til they're free Good and free! Save the 75! We'll save the land and the 75! Who's with me?

Lynn Loud: I am!

Zoidberg: I am!

Bart Simpson: I am!

The Kids and All Good Characters: Light your torch! Mount your horse!

Mayor Joe Quimby: Screw your courage to the sticking place!

The Kids and All Good Characters: We're counting on the Mayor to lead the way! Through a mist, through a wood Where within a Evil Castle Something's lurking that you don't see every day! It's the 75! One as tall as a mountain We won't rest 'til they're good and free Sally forth! Tally ho! Grab your sword! Grab your bow! Praise the Lord and here we go! We don't like What we don't understand In fact it scares us And this monster is mysterious at least Bring your guns! Bring your knives! Save your children and your wives We'll save our land and our lives We'll save the 75!

(Cut to the Evilland Castle)

Dr. Neo Cortex: I knew it. I knew it was foolish to get our hopes up.

Russ Cargill: Maybe it would have been better if she had never come at all.

(Cujo barking)

Russ Cargill: Could it be?

Minion Pig: Is it she?

Russ Cargill: Sacre Bleu! Invaders!

Dr. Neo Cortex: Encroachers! Warn the boss. If it's a fight they want, we'll be ready for them. Who's with me?

Dr. Eggman: But the big battle is tomorrow.

Castleware: Hearts ablaze Banners high We go marching into battle Unafraid although the danger just increased

The Kids and All Good Characters: Raise your flag! Sing the song! Here we come, we're fifty strong And fifty Frenchmen can't be wrong Let's save the 75!

Minion Pig: Pardon me, Boss.

King Pig: Leave me in peace.

Minion Pig: But sir, we have company! What shall we do, Boss?

King Pig: It doesn't matter now. Just let them come.

The Kids and All Good Characters: Save the 75! Save the 75! Save the 75!

(After the song, the kids and all the good characters arrive at the Evilland Castle.)

Kyle: We made it.

Magellan: Has anyone seen Batley?

(Batley crashes into the castle through a window. He gets back up.)

Batley: I meant to do that.

Magellan: Of course. Like always.

Cartman: Hey, Evilland Castle! Bite my shiny metal ass!

Bender: Hey! That's my line, meatbag!

Cartman: (Cartman farts fire) Ow! My Ass!

Magellan: Fire? (Crying)

Stan and Kyle: We told you!

Eureeka: Wait a minute he keeps farting fire from his ass? Aw, wand whiskers!

Cartman: (Cartman Farts. An anal probe comes out of his butt)

All Good Characters: (All Groan in Disgust)

(Bender pukes oil, bolts, and nuts with Lana Loud being covered up)

Edith: Can I be the last to say "Ew"?

Peppa Pig: That's disgusting!

Bogge: Quagmire, That was the worst fire fart ever!

Quagmire: I know Bogge. We want peanut butter sandwiches!

Homer Simpson: D'oh!

Mr. Knack: Heavens to Bootsy!

BJ: Aye ye, ye, sissy!

Soren Larson: Let's go spy on the evil characters!

The Kids and All Good Characters: Yeah!

Peter Griffin: Heist music!

(Leni Loud mistakenly plays gentle music)

Peter Griffin: Oh, WHAT?! Leni! How the hell is this heist music?!

Leni Loud: Oh! Let me just... (tries to play the correct music on the radio) no wait...

Lori Loud: (snatches a radio out of Leni's hand) Give me that!

(Lori plays the correct song, Bad by Michael Jackson as the good characters are spying on the evil characters. Kyle and Cartman spy on Lifty and Shifty eating meat. Magellan and Batley spy on Some Stormtroopers playing card games on motorcycles. Lammy spys on Mr. Pickles. Baby Bop, BJ and Riff spy on Delliah chasing some Sandshrew. Pip and Pop spy on the Woodland Critters singing a song. The Mane Six and the Loud family spy on Pennywise, Christine, Cujo, Children of the Corn, and Church. And the Simpson family, Stan, Wendy, and Aquaman spy on Ursula, Plankton, Killer Croc, Black Manta, Prehistoric Piranhas, Sea Serpent, a Loch Ness Monster, Flotsam and Jetsam, Morgana, Black Lake Crocodiles, Tamatoa, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Creautre from the Haunted Sea, Kraken, Giant Sea Scorpion, Sharktopus, and a Mire Squid.)

(All the good characters sit on King Pig's throne.)

Mr. Knack: Now I am the king of trading!

(Fangirling from Giggles and Petuina.)

The Lollipop King: This is the throne of my evil counterpart, King Pig.

Bart Simpson: Sideshow Bob is on the evil side!

Thor: And so is my Asgardian brother, Loki!

Lisa Simpson: Even Kang and Kodos!

Homer Simpson: Even the Terwilliger family.

Sonic: Dr. Eggman is on the evil side also.

Cartman: Scott Tenorman is on evil side too.

Kitana: And my sister Mileena is on evil side.

Princess Peach: And so is Bowser!

Mario: And his Koopalings!

Gru: Even Vector, El Macho, and Balthazar Bratt!

Fry: And Mom!

Donkey Kong: (ape noises) (And King K. Rool!)

Red: And King Pig and the pigs!

Ash: And Team Rocket!

Pikachu: Pika!

SpongeBob: And Plankton!

Caesar: And Koba!

Deadpool: Francis!

Frank: Douche!

Doctor Strange: Dormammu!

Mike Banning: Kang Yeonsak!

Benjamin Asher: Aamir Barkawi!

Mr. Fantastic: Doctor Doom!

Star-Lord: My fricking father, Ego!

Leo: Shredder!

Raph: Krang!

Donny: Bebop and Rocksteady!

Mikey: Karai!

Percy Jackson: Luke!

Deadshot: Enchantress!

Aquaman: Black Manta!

Godzilla: (growls) (King Ghidorah!)

Lola: Ok, everyone, stop arguing! I can take care of animals and Pokemon. I can even take care of King Pig!

All Good Characters: (Gasp)

Charlie: Lola! No!

Rocket Raccoon: What?! Are you crazy?!

(Lola comes upstairs to King Pig's bedroom. The door is closed. In King Pig's bedroom he is sitting on his bed wearing a purple night cap with a teddy bear on it. He also has a mobile with 3 minion pigs on it. He is showing his plan to his teddy bear.)

King Pig: This is the plan. The battle is tomorrow and all of South Park are watching the battle. (King Pig shows a picture of the crowd.) And the good characters spot will be to the left, (King Pig shows a picture of the good characters on their battle stand.) And me and the evil characters will be to the right. (King Pig shows a picture of the evil characters on their battle stand.) And we will all fight together to defeat each of us. (King Pig shows a picture of the good and evil characters fighting.) and then Imaginationland will be all mine! (Sinster laughter)

(The door opens and Lola is in his room.)

Lola: Hello.

King Pig: (Crying)

Lola: Oh, Don't be scared. It's me Lola. Here have a pacifier.

(Lola puts the pacifier in King Pig's mouth and King Pig sucks on it.)

(Mr. Knack enters the bedroom.)

Mr. Knack: Lola, you fun girl you!

(Mr. Knack hugs Lola.)

Lola: Nick, What are you doing here?

Mr. Knack: Hey! Don't call me Nick you fun girl!

Lola: Oh, Nick knack.

King Pig: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!

Lola: I think you need a cupcake.

(King Pig's eyes sparkle.)

King Pig: Cupcakes? (Laughing) I love cupcakes!

Lola: Mr. Knack, get King Pig a cupcake.

(Twelve seconds later)

King Pig: (Sinster laughter) This cupcake is mine now!

(King Pig chases the cupcake.)

Lola: I can sing him a lullaby.

Mr. Knack: Heavens to Bootsy that's a great idea, Lola!

King Pig: No way! I don't need a lullaby to help me go to..

(And then the song You're My Baby begins)

Lola: Now sweet dreams Hover in wait, Someone has been staying up late, As you close your eyes, It should not surprise you, When I relate... You're my baby,

King Pig: (During the song) What do you mean you have pots and pans?

Lola: No one but you

King Pig: I know my teddy bear never breaks but-but I usually sleep with it.

Lola: We're quite different

King Pig: Knack? Knack?

(King Pig figures out that Mr. Knack was asleep.)

King Pig: Wake up!

Lola: That much is true... You've got wings but

King Pig: No, no, no, no. Please Nick Knack, Please!

Lola: But I fly too.

King Pig: Wait. Wait. No. No!

Lola: When I look at you

King Pig: Don't- Don't fall asleep! Don't (King Pig starts getting sleepy.) fall a-sleep. (King Pig went to sleep.)

Lola: Cause you're my baby, MM- HMM, You're my baby, No one but you

(After the song)

Lola: (Sighs) That was a sweet lullaby. Come, on Mr. Knack. Let's go rescue the Council of 74.

(Mr. Knack was on the bed sheets sleeping with King Pig sleeping with his teddy bear.)

King Pig: (Snoring)

Lola: Uh oh, Nick! Nick! Wake up!

(Mr. Knack wakes up.)

Mr. Knack: I'm up I was just reseting my eyelids.

Lola: That's great. Now let's save the Council of 75!

Lola and Mr. Knack: Yeah!

King Pig: (Grunting and squeezing his teddy bear)

Lola and Mr. Knack: (Quietly) Yeah!

Mr. Knack: Nighty Night, King Pig. Big battle tomorrow, Sweet dreams.

King Pig: (Snoring)

(Lola and Mr. Knack leave the bedroom and turn off the light. Annabelle's doll box plays.)

(Meanwhile at King Pig's throne.)

Cartman: Kyle, what the heck are you doing?

Kyle: I'm just practicing for the battle tomorrow.

Cartman: That's awesome. Look, Lola and Nick are here.

(Lola and Mr. Knack enter the throne.)

Mr. Knack: Did somebody call me Nick? Shut up, all of you!

Cartman: Oh, Nick Knack.

Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!

Lola: Mr. Knack and I just went to take care of King Pig.

All Good Characters: What?!

Butters: Oh, my God!

Kyle: We must save The Council of 9. I mean The Council of 74.

Mayor: Come on, everyone. Let's go!

(The kids and all the good characters enter a huge door.)

(Two guard pigs are standing by the door.)

Guard Pig 1: What's the password?

Bart Simpson: Come on guys, I know the password. The bad piggies plot revenge and steal all the water balloons from the world and destroy the water balloons factory so you have to repair the water balloons factories and kill the bad piggies to get all the water balloons back and be happy again, yay.

(Record scratches sound)

(Cricket chirping)

All Good Characters: Ummmmmmm......

Guard Pig 2: That is correct.

Mr. Burns: Excellent.

(The door opens and the kids and all the good characters enter the room.)

Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "If anything is scary to you, just tell your friends".

Kyle: Oh, my God! Look up there!

(A pack of Noibat are flying around the room.)

Cartman: Come on, Kyle, Get over it!

(The Council of 75 are trapped in a cage.)

Judy Hopps: Can someone please rescue us?

Dominic Toretto: Is anyone here?

Amy Rose: Please, Sonic please!

Phillip: Oh, Terrance, this is worst than the time when you take me to the doctor to look at my ass!

Luke Skywalker: Don't worry, everyone, I'll use my lightsaber to get us out.

(Luke Skywalker is about to use his lightsaber but he hears a noise.)

(The Giant's huge stomps are heard.)

Glinda the Good Witch: What's that?

Jesus: It's a giant!

(All the good characters arrive and look at the cage.)

Butters: We did it! We found the Council of 75!

All Good Characters: (Cheering)

Stan: Oh, my God! It's Terrance and Phillip! Don't worry. We're gonna get you out!

Baby Bop: Can someone get the Council of 75?

Mr. Knack: Sure. (He holds a screwdriver.) I've got my Turny Turny twisty twisty all the way down thing to get you out!

Kelly Pinkerton: You mean a screwdriver?

Mr. Knack: Sorry, I can't remember what it was.

(Mr. Knack uses his screwdriver to get the Council of 75 out of the cage.)

(The cage opens and the Council of 75 are free.)

SpongeBob: Victory screech! (Tongue noises)

(the kids cover their ears)

All Good Characters: (Tongue noises)

Zoidberg: (Trilling)

Lavash and the Groceries: (ululating)

Lollipop King: Shut up everyone!

(Everyone shuts up.)

Lola: That was fun! Lets do it again!

Meg Griffin: Or let's not!

Patty: That really made my ears numb!

Esther: Same to mines.

Ruth: And me!

Flippy: My evil counterpart is not on the evil side, but Lifty and Shifty are.

Mayor: Come on, everybody! Let's go back to Imaginationland. The big battle is tomorrow.

The Kids, All Good Characters, and The Council Of 75: (Cheering)

(The kids, the good characters and the Council of 75 leave the room and walk back to Imaginationland.)

(In Butter's house in Imaginationland, Butters and the other kids are getting ready for bed.)

Butters: (Brushing his teeth) I hope I'll win tomorrow during the big battle.

(Butters goes to his bed, the kids are sleeping, and starts praying.)

Butters: Whenever you imagine to be real is real. Good night, Imaginationland!

(Butters went to sleep. All the good characters are getting ready to sleep.)

(The next morning, the sun rises over Castle Sunshine. The bell rings and the clock strikes 7:00 AM.)

(A Chatot makes a rooster crow.)

(The sun beams in Butter's bedroom while he is sleeping. He wakes up. The kids are still sleeping.)

Butters: (Yawns) Today is my birthday and the big battle! I'm scared! Better go have my breakfast.

(In the Evilland, a minion pig makes a rooster crow as the sun rises.)

(The sun beams in King Pig's bedroom while he is sleeping with his teddy bear.)

(Corporal Pig comes into the bedroom.)

Corporal Pig: Wake up, King Pig! Big battle today at 10:00 AM!

King Pig: No, Mommy, I don't wake up yet. I'm having the most wonderful...

(Corporal Pig grabs a trumpet.)

Corporal Pig: (Trumpet fanfare)

(King Pig wakes up.)

King Pig: Oh, come on, now. Is that really necessary? Can't the King of Piggies and evil characters sleep in sometime without... Oh.. Oh, my God. This isn't... The big battle is today! I have to go eat my eggs right now!

(King Pig grabs his crown and puts it on his head and went downstairs to his throne and eats three eggs swallowing them with a huge burp. The minion pigs grab King Pig's throne and bounce the throne to the Imaginationland Concert Hall. The Harvester Queen awakens and her bio-suit appears at the ceiling door and puts it on.)

(In the concert hall, all the residents of South Park are in their seats waiting for the big battle to start.)

(Backstage, the good characters are getting ready for the big battle.)

The Fishtones: (Doo woping)

Bart Simpson: Sideshow Bob is going down. Down, down, down!

Mr. Knack: Oh, my God! Please someone trade for me!

(The kids and all the good characters trade everything for the battle poster.)

Lola: That was fun! Let's do it again!

The Kids and All Good Characters: No!

Thor: Come on, Loki! I'm gonna beat your face up until we win.

Doctor Strange: Dormammu, I've come to bargain.

(Backstage, the evil characters are getting ready for the big battle.)

Discord: All of us have to beat up the good characters on Butter's birthday? What was that all about?

Darth Vader: Kylo Ren and I are going to use our lightsabers to let us win the big battle.

Douche: Okay, so--

Queso: Did someone say 'Queso'?

Douche: FREAKING STRETCH AND YOU KNOW IT, QUESO!!

(Queso runs away)

Douche: So where was I? Oh, right. Where's the freaking sausage?! Because this douche is DTBSU. Down to beat a sausage up!

Sideshow Bob: And I'm going to kill Bart and Imaginationland will be ours! (Sinster laughter)

Gino Terwilliger: Vendetta! Vendetta! Vendetta!

King Pig: What about the good characters?

Robot Devil: They will win. Plus I get to sing the Evilland National Anthem.

King Pig: (Crying) I thought it was me who was gonna sing it!

Kylo Ren: Someone get him the pacifier!

(A minion pig comes in with a pacifier and puts it on King Pig's mouth.)

King Pig: (Sucking pacifier)

Kylo Ren: (Groans) What a crybaby our King is.

(The Newsman is reporting from the auditorium.)

Newsman: Something's about to happen in our imaginations. A huge battle is about to take place on this stage. It is 9:50 AM and the battle is at 10:00 AM. A lot of new characters good and evil will be battling for Imaginationland's big ideas, And who will win the battle? You can cheer on who will win the battle (As he said those words, Mr. Garrison is watching the battle on TV, shows people in restaurants are watching the battle on TV, people in houses are watching the battle on TV, and people in Times Square are watching the battle on the Jumbotron.) And if they win they will... (The lights dimmed.) Oh, never mind It's starting.

(Spotlights swirl around the audience as they cheer.)

Annoucer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Imaginationland Concert Hall in witch the big battle will take place.

(The good characters hear the announcer backstage. So did the evil characters.)

Annoucer: And now here to sing the Evilland National Anthem, give it up for Robot Devil!

Robot Devil: Thank you! Thank you! What a terrific audience!

Jimmy Valmer: Hey! That's m-m-my line!

Robot Devil: SILENCE! We know all your sins, good characters epsecially Bender, and for each one, we've prepared an agonizing and ironic punishment. Gentlemen?

(music starts)

Bender: Aw, crap-- Singing. Mind if I smoke?

(Robot Devil grabs the microphone and starts singing Robot Hell.)

Robot Devil: Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em, we'll find ways to simulate that smell, what a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a panatela, here on level one of Robot Hell! Gambling's wrong and so is cheating. So is forging phony IOU's, let's let lady luck decide, what type of torture's justified. (he spins the wheel that Bender is trapped to.) I'm pit boss here on level two! (Luck decides to deep-fry Bender) Ooh, deep-fried robot.

(Bender is being dipped in what looks like boiling oil, the song has started up again)

Bender: Just tell me why?

Robot Devil: Please read this 55-page warrant.

Bender: There must be robots worse than I!

Robot Devil: We've checked around, they're really aren't.

Bender: Then please let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks!

Robot Devil: You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!

Bender: Aw, don't blame me, blame my upbringing! (he steals Robot Devil's wallet)

Robot Devil: (he rips off Bender's arm) Please stop sinning while I'm singing! Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive!

(the song turns into a rap)

Beastie Boys: Hey, Bender, going to make some noise, with your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys?

(record scratching)

Beastie Boys: That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five!

Fry: I don't feel well...

Leela: It's up to us to rescue him!

Fry: Maybe he likes it there in Hell...

Leela: It's us who tempted him to sin!

Fry: Maybe he's back at the motel?

Leela: Come on, Fry, don't be scared, I'm sure at least one of us will be spared, so just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Fry: My ass has blisters from the slide!

Robot Devil: Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights, publishing indecent magazines, you'll pay for every crime, knee-deep in electric slime, you'll suffer till the end of time, enduring tortures, most of which rhyme, trapped forever here in Robot Hell!

(after the song)

Robot Devil: Of course, that's just for starters.

(Cheers and applause from the audience.)

Butters: Oh yeah? Well we would love to sing our morning song which is our national anthem. Hit it guys!

(The kids and all the good characters start singing The Great Beyond.)

Frank: Corn's about to start singing! Drop it, Corn! You got the best voice!

Barry: You're the man, corn! You rule! Take it away, bro!

Corn: Dear Gods, you're so divine in each and every way to you we pray,

Mr. Smithers and Cabbage: Dear Gods, we pledge our love to you forever more,

Cartman and Caramel Corn: We always felt we had a special bond,

Eureeka and Lollipop: take us to the great beyond,

All Female Characters: where we're sure nothing bad happens to us,

Sewer Mutants and Cheeses: once we're out the sliding doors things will all be grand,

Skim Milk Cartons: we will live leave our dreams together in the promised land,

Barney Gumble and Bags of Chips: the Gods control our fate so we all know we're in good hands,

Minions: (speaking Minion language) (we're super sure there's nothing crappy waiting for us in the great beyond,)

All Male Characters: and every aisle thinks of something different

Food Item: Holy crap, I've been chosen! (laughs)

All Female Characters: and to this we all agree,

Honey Mustard: Booyah bitches, I'm outta here!

The Peanuts Gang: everyone else is freaking stupid, except for those who think like me,

Two-Headed Monster: And me!

The Amazing Mumford: And me!

Prairie Dawn: And me!

Emerald Mirade: Out there for all eternity we'll meditate how fricking great,

Teabag: out there we'll get to tea-bag every day at 4 (Pip! Pip!),

Olive: we'll shove pimentos up our ass, by Zeus,

Adolf Hitler-Edque Saurkraut: ve'll exterminate ze juice, und subjugate the whole damned great beyond,

Sausages: in here, we keep our wieners in our packages that's how it is,

Buns: it sucks but that's the way our buns keep fresh and bare (baby, baby)

All Male Kids and Good Male Characters: but once we're out the doors it's not a sin,

All Female Kids and Good Female Characters: for us to let you slip it in,

All Male Kids and Good Male Characters: in other words we finally get to flip,

All Female Kids and Good Female Characters: and love,

All Male Kids and Good Male Characters: and flip,

All Female Kids and Good Female Characters: and hug,

All Male Kids and Good Male Characters: and flip,

All Female Kids and Good Female Characters: and feel,

All Male Kids and Good Male Characters: and flip,

All Female Kids and Good Female Characters: and share,

Bread: the Gods will always care for us,

Cake Mixes: they won't squeeze us our their butts,

The Kids and All Good Characters: we cannot overstate how confident we are that our beliefs are accurate and nothing awful happens to us in the great beyond!

Honey Mustard: Kiss my brownish-yellow ass! I'm going to the great beyond, Mofos!

(after the song)

(Cheers and applause from the audience.)

(The parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen are watching the battle on TV.)

Linda: Wait a minute, that's Butters and our kids! They're on TV!

Randy: We found them!

The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, and Karen: (Cheering)

Ike: Bartman!

Liane: Come on, everyone, Let's go see the kids!

(The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen start heading to the Imaginationland Concert Hall.)

(Patty and Selma are smoking.)

Barney Gumble and Emma: BURRRRRPPPP!

Eleanor Abernathy: Arrrriairar!!

Nelson: Ha Ha!

Maggie Simpson: (pacifier suck)

Dr. Hibbert: (jovial chuckle)

Bumblebee Man: Ay Ay Ay!

Lana Loud: (picking her nose)

(Trumpet fanfare)

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Please welcome the King of Piggies and evil characters, King Pig!

(King Pig enters on his throne being bounced by minion pigs. The Harvester Queen with her bio-suit on appears.)

(Cheers and applause from the audience.)

King Pig: Thank you Thank you What a wonderful audience. Now as you all know, the big battle is today. So here is the competition guide: Everyone gets to fight for the imagination. And I have the score board up to see who wins. (King Pig puts the score board on a video screen.) And if our sides fight for the imagination, we'll win! Is everyone ready to start the battle?

Audience: Yeah!

Butters: Not yet.

King Pig: Oh Yeah?

Butters: Yeah! I'm the one celebrating my birthday today. Happy birthday to me!

The Kids, All Good Characters, and Evil Characters: Hooray!

Bowser Jr.: Happy birthday to Butters!

King Pig: Enough partying around party poopers! You are going to beat me in this theater to win the battle.

Butters: Well, you and I are going to talk together. Right, Guys?

The Kids and All Good Characters: Yeah!

(And then the song You Just Can't Win begins.)

King Pig: You're way out of your league, you've more than met your match!

Butters: I guess you're slowing down, big fat pig, can't hit what you can't catch!

King Pig: Soon the whole world will know the genius of my plan.

Butters: We will find a way to stop you any way we can!

King Pig: You're such a Mickey Mouse, it's more fun being bad.

Butters: No one's gonna side with you, you're stark raving mad!

King Pig: Oh yeah? Just ask the mayor.

Butters: That's all in the past!

King Pig: Listen to me, little boy: Good characters Finish last!

Both: Oh no!

Butters: You just can't win!

King Pig: You're not that strong.

Butters: Time to go to hell!

King Pig: You got it all wrong!

Butters: You just can't win! We're gonna shut you down!

King Pig: Your chances are slim!

Butters: No more fooling around!

Both: Let the battle begin! You just can't win!

(After the song)

Oscar the Grouch: Yeah right!

Butters: If only the Council of 75 were here to battle with us.

Voice: Autobots, Transform and roll out.

(The Transformers Autobots, Dinobots, the Prehistoric animals, and Godzilla monsters appear.)

Kyle: Oh, my God! It's the Transformers, Autobots, and Dinobots!

Heidi: And the Godzilla monsters!

Bebe: And the Prehistoric animals!

The Kids, All Good Characters, and Audience: (Cheering from Kids and Good Characters Inculding the audience who are clapping and cheering.)

Mayor: We're so honored to have you here.

Optimus Prime: The pleasure is all yours.

Godzilla monsters, Prehistoric animals, and Dinobots: (Roaring)

Corporal Pig: (Trumpet Fanfare) Presenting Audrey Jr!

(Audrey Jr. enters in a plant.)

Shrek: Oh, my God!

Stan: It's that guy from Little Shop of Horrors.

Magellan: Oh, dear! He's so scary and (About to sneeze)

Bogge: Oh no! He's gonna sneeze!

(The Kids and all the Good and Evil characters run away.)

Eureeka: Oh no, Magellan. You know what happens when you get upset!

Magellan: AAAACHHHHHOOOOOOO!

(Magellan's huge sneeze makes the whole concert hall shake.)

Stan: That was way too close.

Magellan: Sorry, everyone!

Audrey Jr.: Hello, Imaginationland!

Audience: (Cheering)

Kyle: Hey, Audrey Jr, sing the song from the film.

Audrey Jr.: No. Not doing it.

Sweetie Belle: Oh, come on!

Stan: Come on, sing the song!

The Kids and All Good Characters: Yeah, sing it!

Audrey Jr.: Oh, I can't.

Kyle: Sing the freaking song!

Audrey Jr.: Okay, fine!

Kyle: Take it away, Stan!

Stan: Every household in America, thousands that you've been eating, you had that in mind all along, isn't it? We are not talking about on hungry plant here, we're talking about world conquest!

Audrey Jr.: And I want to thank you!

Stan: You're not gonna get away with this! You're kind never does!

(Audrey Jr. laughs)

Stan: I don't care what it takes, only one of us gets out of here alive!

(And then the song Mean Green Mother From Outer Space begins.)

Audrey Jr.: Better wait a minute, ya better hold the phone, ya better mind your manners, better change your tone. (shoves Stan) Don't you threaten me son, you got a lot of gall, we gonna do things my way, or we won't do things at all! (speaking: Uh huh! You're in trouble, now! Baby!) (The pods became free from the giant flower pot and Audrey Jr. laughs) Ya don't know what you're messin' with, you got no idea, ya don't know what you're lookin' at when you're lookin' here! Ya don't know what you're up against, no, no way, no how, you don't know what you're messin' with, (Stan takes Chief Wiggum's pistol.) (Chief Wiggum: Hey!) but I'm gonna tell you now! Get this straight! I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad.

Chorus: Mean green man!

Stan: Outer space?

Audrey Jr.: I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and it looks like you been had! I'm just a mean green mother from outer space, so get off my back 'n get out my face, 'cause I'm mean and green (Stan points the pistol at him) and I am bad. (He takes a pistol away from Stan and starts shooting around.) Wanna save your skin boy, you wanna save your hide, you wanna see tomorrow? (Ha-Ha!) You better step aside, better take a tip boy, want some good advice, ya better take it easy, 'cause you're walkin' on thin ice! Ya don't know what you're dealin' with, no, you never did, ya don't know what you're lookin' at, but that's tough titty, kid. The lion don't sleep tonight, and if you pull his tail, he roars. (Stan grabs an ax and tries to chop the pods in half) Ya say, "That ain't fair?" Ya say, "That ain't nice?" Ya know what I say? "Up yours!" (Stan is about to chop with an ax until Audrey Jr. pulls his pants down.) Watch me now! I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad.

Chorus: Mean green man!

Audrey Jr.: I'm just a mean green mother, a real disgrace, and you've got me violent and mad! I'm just a mean green mother from outer space, gonna trash your ass! Gonna rock this place! I'm mean and green, and I am bad! You know I don't come from no black lagoon, (Chorus: No!) I'm from past the stars and beyond the moon, (Chorus: Yeah!) you can keep the thing, (Chorus: Hey!) keep the it, (Chorus: Whoa!) keep the creature, they don't mean shit.

(Stan is about to kill him by using the killer plant spray, Audrey Jr. laughs, Stan realizes it is empty)

Stan: Alright, that does it!

Audrey Jr.: I got garden style, major moves, I got the stuff, and I think that proves, you better move it out! Nature calls, you got the point? I'm gonna bust your balls! (His vines "almost" got up to Stan's crotch and Audrey Jr. uses his vines all over the stage.)

Audrey Jr.: I'm mean and green

Chorus: Mean green mother from outer space

Audrey Jr.: I'm mean and green

Chorus: Mean green mother from outer space

Audrey Jr.: I'm mean and green and I... am... bad!

(after the song)

(Audrey Jr. nearly kills Kenny.)

Stan: Oh, my God! They killed...

(Kenny gets back up.)

Kenny: (Muffled) (I'm okay!)

Stan: Never mind!

Mr. Knack: Heavens to Bootsy!

Homer Simpson: D'oh!

Voice: Hello Bart.

(Sideshow Bob enters.)

The Kids and All Good Characters: (Screaming) Sideshow Bob!

Sideshow Bob: That's right, everyone. I am Sideshow Bob!

Bart Simpson: Please don't kill me, Bob!

Sideshow Bob: Why not? Is it because of the big battle?

Bart Simpson: No! It's because I want to battle with you. Or maybe if you kill me, you'll never know where the treasure is buried.

Sideshow Bob: What treasure?

Bart Simpson: The-the treasure of Ima Wiener.

Sideshow Bob: I'm a wiener?

The Kids and All Good Characters: (laughing)

Homer Simpson: Classic.

Sideshow Bob: Countdown to battle start! Everyone join in.

Sideshow Bob and Audience: 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!

Thing: It's clobbering time!

(The Kids, All Good, and Evil Characters start fighting.)

(The parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen enter the Concert Hall.)

Randy: Oh God! We have to see the kids right now!

Sharon: Come on, Randy!

Sheila: Mr. Ticket Man, can we go in to see the kids?

Ticket Man: Well, we really have a sold house. But you can come in and watch.

Sheila: Thank you.

(The Ticket Man opens the door and the Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen enter.)

(The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen see the kids, all the good, and evil characters fighting and the song Cyanide Sweet Tooth Suicide begins.)

Voiceover: She's a steel thrill suicide they say Cyanide in her plastic veins She's a mannequin of misery She's on a bender But she ain't gonna break Hey Hey Taste like sugar but its novacaine She's grinding teeth so she can sharpen the pain White light Train wreck Black lips, pale eyes Cyanide sweet tooth suicide She's a killer She's my cyanide sweet tooth suicide Strychnine Cerebellum feeds the brain, hurricane in a violent rage. They say, she's a looker just like Anna Nicole. Oh, no. F**k the silver, let's go straight for the gold. Hey Hey Digging deeper than a six foot hole She's snorting cocaine through a suicide note White light Train wreck Black lips, pale eyes Cyanide sweet tooth suicide She's a killer She's my cyanide sweet tooth suicide White light Train wreck Black lips, pale eyes Cyanide sweet tooth suicide She's a killer My, my cyanide sweet tooth suicide Black lips (black lips) pale eyes (pale eyes) Cyanide sweet tooth suicide She's a zero, one in five Cyanide sweet tooth suicide

(after the song)

Linda: Butters!

(Linda runs up to Butters and hugs him.)

Linda: Where have you been?

Butters: I was in Imaginationland mom! And I saw a lot of new characters there.

Linda: Who's that?

Butters: That's Frank. He's a sausage. Oh and there's Mr. Knack! He's a handyman. And there's Bart Simpson. He does many pranks.

(1 hour later)

Butters: Enough with the time cards! They just keep popping out of nowhere throughout the film! Come on, guys!

(Kyle is fighting Cartman.)

Cartman: Well Kyle, I've got something to say to you.

Kyle: What's that?

Cartman: Suck my balls!

Kyle: Oh no, Cartman! Let's not do it!

Frank: What the?

Homer Simpson: D'oh!

Mr. Knack: Heavens to Bootsy!

Cogsworth: Suck his balls?

Brian Griffin: Oh, my God!

Mayor: Oh, God no!

Penguin Family Triplets: (Crying)

Loonette: Oh no, Molly! Don't look!

Bomb: Oh, God! Here it comes!

Charlie: Don't look, Lola!

Haley Smith: Jeff, don't watch!

Minions: (speaking Minion language)

Cogsworth: I'm not seeing this! I'm not!

Magellan: Batley, cover your eyes!

Batley: Okay, okay! Not seeing this whole ball sucking thing huh?

Maggie Simpson: (Pacifier suck)

Bogge and Quagmire: Eww!

Meg Griffin: Oh, my God! Cover your eyes, you guys! (Meg and her friends cover their eyes)

Spider-Man: My spider sense is tingling!

Edith: Can I be the last to say "Ew"?

Cartman: Everyone, shut up! I'm trying to make Kyle suck my balls. But you all are just watching this whole thing!

Randy: You know what this calls for? A song!

(And then the song Suck My Balls begins.)

Cartman: Suck... my... balls! Suck my balls Put my butt to the test Just take a look into my butt and we'll provide the rest Farting Twerking Why, we only live to imagine Try my ass It's delicious! Don't believe me? Ask the Slurms They can play! They can dance! After all, Mr, this is Imaginationland! And the dinner here is never second best! Go on, look at my butt Take a glance and then you'll Suck my balls Yes, my balls Suck my balls!

Cartman and Chorus: Fart on fire, Take a poop, Pee into someone else

Cartman: We'll prepare and serve with flair A culinary caberet! You're alone And you're scared But the battle's all prepared No one's fighting or flipping While the monster's entertaining We tell jokes, I do tricks! With my fellow South Park friends

Chorus: And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet

Cartman and Chorus: Come on and put your pants off You've won your own free pass To suck my balls

Cartman: If you're stressed It's fine singing we suggest!

Cartman and Chorus: Suck my balls! Suck my balls! Suck my balls!

Grandpa Simpson: Suck his balls! Suck his balls! Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed! Wine's been poured and thank the Lord I've had the Fishtones ready to sing With my ass He'll say yes And my dear that's fine with me While the clowns do their comedy act I'll be making my mark I'll get warm Piping hot Oh my god! is that a spot? Clean it up! We want the little boy impressed We've got a lot to do! Is it one lump or two? To suck his balls!

Chorus: Suck his balls!

Grandpa Simpson: Suck his balls!

Chorus: Suck his balls! Suck his balls Suck his balls Our command is your request It's been twenty years since you had been jewish And we're obsessed With your mom being a bitch Yes, indeed, we aim to please While the Evil Characters are not here Let us help you We'll keep going

Cartman and Chorus: Course by course! One by one! 'Til you shout,

Chorus: Hell naw man!

Cartman and Chorus: Then we'll call your mom and call you a sweetie pie Go on and prop your feet up But for now, let's imagine Suck my balls! Suck my balls! Suck my balls! Please, suck my balls!

(After the song)

Kyle: Stop the music! I am not sucking your balls, Cartman since the first time we visited Imaginationland.

Cartman: Oh yeah? Well, Heavens to Bootsy!

Mr. Knack: Hey! That's my line!

Cartman: Sorry, Nick Knack.

Mr. Knack: (Gasping) Oh, Please! Do not call me Nick!

Cartman: Oh, Nick Knack.

Emma, Kate and Sir Klank: Paddy wack Give the dog a bone!

Cartman: Idiots!

Kyle: Fine I will suck Cartman's balls.

(Kyle sucks Cartman's balls off-screen. While this happens all the good characters cover their eyes.)

Kyle: Not bad but very Good.

Cartman: Kyle, suck my balls

Cartman: (Cartman farts fire) Ow! My ass!

Kyle: Oh, Cartman! You farted fire from your ass again!

All Good Characters and Audience: (Laughing)

Cartman: Shut up all of you!

Cartman: You know what, Kyle? I think you and me could have a little lullaby moment right now!

Kyle: No, Cartman! No!

(Luna Loud is playing a lullaby)

Cartman: Getting sleepy, Kyle?

Kyle: Nope.

(Heavy metal music starts playing)

Cartman: What the hell?!

(And then the song Nightmare begins.)

Luna Loud: NIGHTMARE!

Otto Man: Now you nightmare comes to life

Luna Loud: Dragged ya down below Down to the devil's show To be his guest forever Peace of mind is less than never Hate to twist your mind But God ain't on your side An old acquaintance severed Burn the world your last endeavor

Luna Loud and Otto Man: Flesh is burning You can smell it in the air 'Cause men like you have Such an easy soul to steal (steal) So stand in line while They ink numbers in your head You're now a slave Until the end of time here

Luna Loud: Nothing stops the madness, Turning, haunting, yearning Pull the trigger You should have known The price of evil And it hurts to know That you belong here, yeah Ooh, it's your freakin' nightmare!

Otto Man: While your nightmare comes to life

Luna Loud: Can't wake up in sweat 'Cause it ain't over yet Still dancing with your demons Victim of your own creation Beyond the will to fight Where all that's wrong is right Where hate don't need a reason Loathing self-assassination

Luna Loud and Otto Man: You've been lied to Just to kill you of your sight And now they have the nerve To tell you how to feel (feel) So sedated as they Medicate your brain And while you slowly Go insane they tell ya

Luna Loud: Given with the best intentions Help you with your complications You should have known The price of evil And it hurts to know That you belong here, yeah No one to call Everybody to fear Your tragic fate is looking so clear, yeah Ooh, it's your freakin' nightmare!

[Luna Loud laughing]

Luna Loud: Fight (fight) Not to fail (fail) Not to fall (fall) Or you'll end up like the others Die (die) Die again (die) Drenched in sin (sin) With no respect for another Down (down) Feel the fire (fire) Feel the hate (hate) Your pain is what we desire Lost (lost) Hit the wall (wall) Watch you crawl (crawl) Such a replaceable liar And I know you hear their voices

Otto Man: Calling from above

Luna Loud: And I know they may seem real

Otto Man: These signals of love

Luna Loud: But our life's made up of choices

Otto Man: Some without appeal

Luna Loud: They took for granted your soul And it's ours now to steal

Otto Man: As your nightmare comes to life

Luna Loud and Otto Man: You should have known The price of evil And it hurts to know That you belong here, yeah No one to call Everybody to fear Your tragic fate is looking so clear, yeah

Luna Loud: Ooh, it's your freakin' nightmare!

(after the song)

(Magellan, Batley, Bogge, Quagmire and Mr. Knack are all sleeping and snoring.) (The five wake up.)

Batley: Wait what? Is the big battle over?

Mr. Knack: I was just sleeping with my wrench.

Bogge and Quagmire: Yeah right!

Magellan: Best song ever.

(Mr. Burns is sleeping sucking his thumb.)

Mr. Smithers: Uh sir? Wake up.

(Mr. Burns wakes up.)

Mr. Burns: Did we win?

Mr. Smithers: Actually You doomed us all.

Mr. Burns: Oh, Nick Knack.

(Kyle wakes up.)

Kyle: Hold on Cartman! You sang me a lullaby and then it put the others to sleep. You meanie!

Cartman: Sorry, Kyle.

(King Pig is sleeping.)

Foreman Pig: Wake up, King Pig. You've been putted to sleep by Cartman's lullaby.

King Pig: (Talking in his sleep) No, No Mommy. The eggs are all mine. (Snoring)

Foreman Pig: Wake up already!

(Foreman Pig wacks a hammer on King Pig's crown.)

King Pig: (Wakes up) Huh? That is just immature!

The Kids, All Good, and Evil Characters: (Laughing)

Voice: Not so fast!

(Team Rocket enters.)

The Kids and All Good Characters: Team Rocket!

Jessie: Prepare for trouble!

James: Make it double!

Jessie To protect the world from devastation!

James: To unite all characters within our nation!

Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!

James: To extend our reach to the stars above!

Jessie: Jessie!

James: James!

Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!

James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Meowth: Meowth! That's right!

Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!

Chimecho: Chime, chime!

Mime Jr.: Mime Mime Mime!

(Cheers and applause from the audience)

Jessie: You hear that, James? They love us! They really really love us!

James: Thank you, Imaginationland!

Meowth: Coming from the Evillands!

Pikachu: Pika!

Batley: What was that all about?

Cartman: You don't wanna freaking know.

Toilet Paper: Hey! That's my line!

Cartman: Gee, Sorry, Toilet Paper.

Taserface: Hey everybody, give it up for the one-and-only, TASERFACE!!

(An akward pause from the kids and all good characters and then they all laugh)

Rocket Raccoon: (laughing) That's really funny!

(The Kids and all the Good and Evil Characters continue fighting.)

Red: Come on, Flock. Let's go get rid of King Pig and the pigs!

Chuck: It's Chuck time!

Terrance: (Growls)

Frank: Sausages and buns, let's party!

Brenda: Uh, Frank? Didn't you already say that?

Frank: Yes I did.

(Finn and Kylo Ren have a duel with their lightsabers.)

(Kong, Sker Buffaloes, the Monarch, and a Spore Mantis battle with Ramarak, Skullcrawlers, Psychovultures, Mother Longlegs, and a Mire Squid)

(Rexy and Indominus Rex are fighting)

Ash: Come on out everyone!

Jessie: Come on everyone! Let's prepare for trouble!

James: And let's make it double!

(All of Ash's Jessie's and James' Pokémon come out of their PokéBalls.)

Licerice Rope: Come on, you candy asses. Join the fight!

Lollipop: Hey, what do you think? Should we do it?

Gumball: Come on, guys! It's us or them!

Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "No fight, No friends!"

Giggles and Petunia: (Fangirling)

Handy Manny: Come on, Tools. Let's fight!

Tools: (Cheering)

Star-Lord: Showtime, A-holes!

Dominic Toretto: You ready for this, ladies?

Meg Griffin, Patty, Esther, and Ruth: We're ready!

Carol West: I am!

Bonnie Swanson: I am, too!

Luke Hobbs: Let's do this!

Roman Pearce: Here we go! (they take off in their cars)

Batman: Come on, Robin. Let's do this!

Robin: This is going to be so awesome!

(Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup are fighting Mojo Jojo.)

Blossom: Not!

Bubbles: So!

Buttercup: Fast!

All Three: Mojo Jojo!

Ash: Pikachu, Use Thunder Shock!

(Pikachu uses Thunder Shock on Team Rocket.)

Jessie: Arbok, Toxic! Seviper, Poison Tail! Woobat, Air Slash! Gourgeist, Shadow Ball!

(All of Jessie's Pokemon unleash their attacks.)

James: Weezing, Poison Gas! Cacnea, Pin Missile! Carnivine, Vine Whip! Yamask, Will-O-Wisp! Inkay, Psybeam!

(All of Jame's Pokemon unleash their attacks.)

(Meg Griffin, Patty, Esther, Ruth, Carol West, and Bonnie Swanson are seen riding in cars with Toretto's Crew)

(Bebe is cornered by a Xenomorph, Cujo, a skullcrawler, and Indominus Rex as they were about to kill her and she's crying. Groot and Spider-Man saved her with their web and tree abilities as they miss trying to kill her.)

Bebe Stevens: Thanks, guys.

Spider-Man: My pleasure.

Groot: I am Groot.

(Eureeka waves her wand to dust sparkles on Sideshow Bob.)

Sideshow Bob: Glitter? I hate glitter!

(Luna Loud brought all the pots and pans from his cart and bangs them on King Pig.)

King Pig: Ow! Oh! Hey, Stop it!

Luna Loud: Oh yeah? Well I can fix and trade with All of the Good Characters. Everyone except you. (To Dr. Teeth) Take it away, guys!

(And then the song Strife begins.)

Luna Loud: My anxiety's clawing Out from deep within me It burns within as my throat begins to cauterize This negativity's leeching Any shred of composure Rationale has decayed and left me bound in madness

Otto Man: I reach for calm I starve for a balance unknown This burden tortures me deep in my soul

Luna Loud and Otto Man: I've found that strife won't make the bleeding stop Nor will it take away the pain I feel like this search is all in vain And I struggle to find my way

Luna Loud: How I yearn for the silence For an end to the voices The calamity grows and the deafness leads to disarray Guilt buries me alive In a coffin - criticized I shouldered the blame and dug this hole for me to lay in

Otto Man: I reach for calm I starve for a balance unknown This burden tortures me deep in my soul

Luna Loud: I've found that strife won't make the bleeding stop Nor will it take away the pain I feel like this search is all in vain And I struggle to find my way

Luna Loud and Otto Man: I've found that strife won't make the bleeding stop Nor will it take away the pain I feel like this search has been all in vain And I struggle to find my way I've found that strife won't make the bleeding stop Nor will it take away the pain I feel like this search is all in vain And I struggle to find my way I've found that strife won't make the bleeding stop Nor will it take away the pain I feel like this search has been all in vain And I struggle to find my way

(After the song)

(The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen are watching the battle.)

Sheila: Oh, Ike. Don't look!

(Sheila covers Ike's eyes.)

(Butters, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny come to their parents.)

Linda: Are you okay, Butters?

Butters: Yes, Mom I am.

Stan: Me too.

Kyle: Me three.

Cartman: Me four.

Kenny: (Muffled) (Me five.)

Butters: Mom? Dad? My friend's parents and kids? Can you join in the battle?

Linda: Sure, Butters. After all, Us parents get to join their kids when fighting.

Randy: Come on, Sharon. Let's fight those evil characters!

The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Butters, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny: Yeah!

Batley: Don't worry, Don't worry. The great Batley is on his way!

(Batley and Splendid are flying through the audience.)

(Cheers and applause from the audience)

Splendid: Oh The thunderous roar of applause! Splendid to the rescue!

Grover: This looks like a job for... (Transforms into Super Grover) Super Grover! Up, up, and away!

(Super Grover flies over the audience.)

(Super Grover hits Batley.)

(Batley falls down.)

Batley: (Screaming)

(Batley crashes.)

Magellan: Are you okay, Batley?

(Batley gets back up.)

Batley: Yeah, I meant to do that.

Magellan: Let me tell you something Batley. I love you.

(Magellan hugs Batley.)

Batley: I love you too, Magelly.

Bart Simpson: I've been a baaad boy!

Lynn Loud: And I've been a baaad girl!

(Bart and Lynn laugh)

Balthazar Bratt: Hey! That's my line!

Bart Simpson: Ay caramba!

Lynn Loud: Yipe!

(The Smurfs are fighting Gargamal.)

Bogge: Quag? Do you hear that?

Quagmire: What's that, Bogge?

(Bogge and Quagmire enter backstage and saw a lot of peanut butter jars.)

Bogge and Quagmire: Peanut butter!

Quagmire: Witch peanut butter jar can we take?

Bogge: Let's take all of them!

French Narrator: One peanut butter taking later...

(Bogge and Quagmire throw peanut butter on Lifty and Shifty.)

Lifty and Shifty: (Screaming) Peanut butter!

Booge and Quagmire: That's right!

Lifty and Shifty: Oh man!

Swiper the Fox: Hey! That's my line!

Butters: Shut up, everyone!

(Audience laughing)

(Ike is fighting King Pig.)

Ike: Take that, you evil character!

King Pig: Oh yeah? Well I've got something to tell you. I don't have arms or legs.

(Ike brings a peyote cactus.)

Ike: Look.

King Pig: Look where?

Ike: Look!

King Pig: Shut up!

Butters: What is this thing?

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, All Good, and Evil Characters: Ooohhh!

Mayor: It's a peyote cactus.

Butters: What does it do?

Mayor: Let's all touch it and find out.

(The Kids, The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, All Good and Evil Characters touch the peyote cactus.)

Bebe: Hey, guys. I'm starting to feel weird.

Clyde: Me, too.

Shelly: I think I'm freaking out.

Timmy: Timmy!

Butt-Head: Uh, okay.

Butters: It's like-- It's like everything looks all weird and with all these weird shapes. It's sorta like-- It's like a-- It's like a music video. What's going on?

(The Kids, The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, All Good and Evil Characters then have a vivid psychedelic experience while the songs, Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks and Cannibal Girls and Eternally Yours play in the background with all the dancing demon-like figures.)

(After the song and the experience ends. They all look confused.)

Chole: Uh, What just happened?

Eureeka: Aw, wand whiskers. This cactus had a mind blowing experience with us.

Lori Loud: That was literally wierd.

Cartman: (Cartman Farts fire) Ow! My ass!

Kyle: Enough with that!

(Pennywise's laugh is heard.)

Annie Knitts: What the hell was that? (The Pennywise Dance plays as Pennywise appears)

Sideshow Mel: It's Pennywise the Dancing Clown!

(Pennywise starts dancing while the others are shocked. Stan and Meg pass out)

Luan Loud: He's really "clowning" around! (laughs)

(Pennywise snarls and glares at Luan)

Luan Loud: Ahh!

Pennywise: I'LL KILL YOU ALL! Ha-ha! I'll drive you crazy, and I'll kill you all! I'm every nightmare you've ever had! I am your worst dream come true! I'm everything you ever were afraid of! RARGH!!!

(Pennywise traps The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters in the sewers.)

Luan Loud: Is it me or did Pennywise use his imagination! (Forms rainbow with her hands.)

Leo: This looks like our home!

Butters: I've got an idea! Let's imagine a slide to help us escape the sewers!

Mayor: That's a great idea, Butters!

(The Kids and all Good Characters imagine a slide filled with water in the sewers.)

Rocky: Oh my god! I'm scared of water!

Zuma: Chill out, dude! Come on dudes and dudettes, Let's dive in!

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and all Good Characters go down the water slide while the Bananna Splits Theme Song plays.)

Rarity: Oh, for gosh's sake!

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and all Good Characters: (Screaming)

Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!

Bart Simpson: Bitchin'!

Pinkie Pie: (Screams then laughs) Wheeeeee!

Lori Loud: I am literally having a great time right now!

SpongeBob: (Laughs)

Wooldoor Sockbat: (Laughs)

Mr. Knack: Heavens to Bootsy!

Big Bird: My feathers! Their freaking wet!

Minions: (Screaming Minion language)

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and al Good Characters jump out of the sewers and back on stage.)

(Cheers and applause from the audience.)

Pinkie Pie: Best escape plan ever!

Twilight Sparkle: What?!

Lola: That was fun! Let's do it again!

Cartman: That was awesome! The way we slide down the slide with water and we went all loop de loop on it and when we went through that giant hole, That was amazing!

Butters: But we're all soaking wet! Oh never mind. We're all dried up!

(The Evil Characters enter the stage. Grubber is eating some cake.)

Grubber: I love you spongecake.

(All The Evil Characters look at Grubber.)

Grubber: Oops.

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and all Good Characters: (silent)

Cartman: You guys, this is all King Pig's fault.

Kyle: Oh no! Not again!

Cartman: King Pig is the one who started that damn battle. And all because he's a big fat stupid-!

Kyle: Don't say it, Cartman!

Cartman: (Singing) Weeeeeeeeeellll...

Kyle: Don't do it, Cartman!

Cartman: (Singing) Weeeeeeeeeellll...

Kyle: I'm warning you!

Cartman: Okay, okay. (Walks away)

All Good Characters: Phew!

Kyle: Well at least he didn't call King Pig a...

(Cartman rushes back and sings King Pig Is a Bitch.)

Cartman: Weeeeeeeeeellll, King Pig is a bitch, he's a big fat bitch, He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, He's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, He's a bitch to all the good and evil characters.

Kyle: Shut your freaking mouth, Cartman!

Cartman: On Monday he's a bitch, On Tuesday he's a bitch, On Wednesday to Saturday he's a bitch, Then on Sunday, just to be different, He's a super Nosferatu biyotch! (to all The Good Characters) Come on! You all know the words!

Cartman and All Good Characters: Have you ever met my friend King Pig? He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

Cartman: He's a mean ole bitch, and he has a stupid crown. He's a

Cartman and All Good Characters: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.

Cartman: Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Cartman and All Good Characters: He's a stupid bitch! (All Good Characters: Whooo!)

Cartman: King Pig is a bitch and he's

Cartman and All Good Characters: such a dirty bitch (All Good Characters: Bitch!) (Lilly Loud: Poo Poo!)

Cartman: Talk to kids around the world, and it might go a little bit something like this:

Chinese Cartman: Kai er de mama shige biao zi yige biao zi,

French Cartman: Elle est la plus grande grace dans le vaste monde,

Dutch Cartman: Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was,

African Cartman: He's a bitch kwa wavulana an wasichana wote,

Cartman and All Good Characters: Have you ever met my friend King Pig? He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

Cartman: He's a mean ole bitch and he has a stupid crown he's a

Cartman and All Good Characters: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

All Good Characters: (Gasping)

(They freeze as King Pig walks up behind Cartman.)

Cartman: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch He's a stupid bitch!

Butters: Uh, Cartman?

Cartman: King Pig is a bitch And he's such a dirty bitch! (showstopper) I really mean it. King Pig, He's a big fat freaking bitch, Big ol fat freaking bitch, King Pig! Yeah, Chaaaa!

(After the song, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All The Good Characters look shocked

Cartman: What? (Looks at King Pig) Oh, crap.

Guy in the audience: Boo! You stink!

King Pig: Did you just call me a bitch? Grum! Show these characters punishment!

Grum: Hey, Everybody!

The Kids and All Good Characters: Hey, Grum!

Grum: Do you know what I like?

The Kids and All Good Characters: Crackers and Snacks! (Laughing)

(And then the song I Like Crackers And Snacks begins.)

Grum: I like crackers and snacks! Crackers and snacks! Crackers and snacks! I like crackers and snacks! Crackers and snacks! Crackers and snacks! (Keeps singing the song over and over again.)

Butters: Stop the battle! Let's have a singing competition!

Everyone: Yeah!

(and then the song Friend Like Me begins)

Genie: Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales But, master, you in luck 'cause up your sleeves You got a brand of magic never fails You got some power in your corner now Some heavy ammunition in your camp You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how See all you gotta do is rub that lamp And I'll say Mister Aladdin, sir What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order Jot it downYou ain't never had a friend like me Life is your restaurant And I'm your maître d’! C'mon whisper what it is you want You ain't never had a friend like me Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service You're the boss The king, the shah Say what you wish It's yours! True dish How about a little more Baklava? Have some of column "A" Try all of column "B" I'm in the mood to help you dude You ain't never had a friend like me Can your friends do this? Can your friends do that? 'Can your friends pull this out their little hat? Can your friends go, poof? Well, looky here 'Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip And then make the sucker disappear? So don'tcha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed I'm here to answer all your midday prayers You got me bona fide, certified You got a genie for your chargé d'affaires I got a powerful urge to help you out So whatcha wish? I really wanna know You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three I'm on the job, you big nabob You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend like me You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!

(After the song)

Genie: By the way, Cartman, You're seriously fat.

Cartman: Hey!

(Sideshow Bob grabs a knife and is going to kill Bart.)

Sideshow Bob: (Sinster laughter)

Bart Simpson: Oh, my God! Please, Bob don't kill me!

Sideshow Bob: Oh, really? Well killing you is my talent. Let me tell you a tale about how you and I became rivals.

Bart Simpson: No! No!

(And then the song In the Dark of the Night begins.)

Sideshow Bob: In the dark of the night, I was tossing and turning, And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be, It scared me out of my wits, A corpse fallin to bits, Then I open my eyes and the nightmare was me! I was once the most mystical character in all of Imaginationland,

Chorus: Ooh-ahh-ooh

Sideshow Bob: When Krusty the Clown arrested me, he made a mistake,

Chorus: Ooh-ahh-ooh

Sideshow Bob: My curse made each of them pay, But one little boy got away, Little Bart beware, Sideshow Bob's awake!

Chorus: In the dark of the night, evil will find them! In the dark of the night, just before dawn!

Sideshow Bob: Revenge would be sweet when the curse is complete!

Chorus: In the dark of the night,

Sideshow Bob: They'll be gone! I can feel my powers are slowly returning, Tie my sash and a dash of cologne for that smell, As the pieces fall into place, I'll see him crawling to place, Do Svidaniya, Anya, your grace! Farewell!

Chorus: In the dark of the night, terror will strike them!

Sideshow Bob: Terror's the least I can do!

Chorus: In the dark of the night, evil will brew! Ooh!

Sideshow Bob: Soon they will feel that their nightmares are real!

Chorus: In the dark of the night,

Sideshow Bob: They'll be through!

Chorus: In the dark of the night, evil will find them! Find them! Ooh In the dark of the night, terror comes true! Doom them!

Sideshow Bob: My dear here's a sign, It's the end of the line!

Chorus: In the dark of the night, in the dark of the night...

Sideshow Bob: Come, evil characters, rise for your master! Let your evil shine! Attack them now! Yes, attack ever faster!

Chorus: In the dark of the night, in the dark of the night, in the dark of the night...

Sideshow Bob: BUTTERS WILL BE OURS!

(After the song, The Evill Characters are attacking The Good Characters.)

Butters: Everybody! Run!

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters ran away from the Evil Characters. They ran out of The Imaginationland Concert Hall and the Evil Characters follow them.)

Sideshow Bob: You can run, But you can't hide! (Sinster Laughter)

Lollipop King: Everybody to The Gumdrop Forest!

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters ran to The Gumdrop Forest. The Evil Characters enter.)

Ash: This isn't over yet! Bulbasaur! I choose you!

(Bulbasaur comes out of his pokeball.)

Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur!

Ash: Bulbasaur, use Vine Whip now!

(Bulbasaur uses Vine Whip on King Pig.)

King Pig: Ow! Oof! Hey! That's not funny! (He grabs a bomb.) Take this!

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters are at a mountain when King Pig throws a bomb at them causing them to fall into the water.)

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: (Screaming) (They jump out of the water.) (Breathing and Panting.)

Butters: This is the worst birthday ever!

Linda Scotch: Don't worry, Butters. We'll make it the best for you.

Butters: Thanks, Mom. Waterfall!

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters looked and see that they are all at a waterfall. They went down the waterfall.)

Everyone: (Screaming)

(The Evil Characters watch The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters go Down the waterfall.)

All Evil Characters: (Sinster laughter)

King Pig: See you later, Good Characters! (To All Evil Characters) Okay, Everyone! Follow them!

All Evil Characters: No!

King Pig: God damnit!

(The Evil Characters leave. The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters are now underwater. Butters looks at Princess Skystar and Queen Novo are Seaponies while the mermaids and mermen are back to their normal looks. Then The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters fell asleep out of breath making the screen fade to black.)

(The screen fades to The Evilland Castle where All The Evil Characters are having a singing competition.)

(Grum is still singing the Crackers and Snacks song.)

King Pig: Ow! My ears! This sounds like a little kid's song!

Grum: Sorry King Pig.

(Grum walks away.)

King Pig: Who's next? How about Tamatoa?

Tamatoa: Oh yeah, it's my time to shine!

Evil Stewie: Shut the hell up, Tamatoa! You're so gay!

(Tamatoa throws a watermelon at Evil Stewie.)

All Evil Characters: (Laughing)

Ursula: That's my man!

(And then the song Shiny begins.)

Tamatoa: Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam I was a drab little crab once Now I know I can be happy as a clam Because I'm beautiful, baby Did your granny say listen to your heart? Be who you are on the inside? I need three words to tear her argument apart Your granny lied I'd rather be shiny Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck Scrub the deck and make it look Shiny I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck Just a sec Don't you know Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb They chase anything that glitters Beginners Oh, and here they come, come, come To the brightest thing that glitters Mmm, fish dinners I just love free food And you look like seafood Well, well, well Little Maui's having trouble with his look You little semi-demo-mini-god Ouch! What a terrible performance Get the hook! (Get it?) You don't swing it like you used to, man Yet I have to give you credit for my start And your tattoos on the outside For just like you I made myself a work of art I'll never hide, I can't, I'm too Shiny Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough Strut my stuff, my stuff is so Shiny Send your armies but they'll never be enough My shell's too tough, Maui man You could try, try, try But you can't expect a demigod >To beat a decapod (look it up) You will die, die, die Now it's time for me to take apart Your aching heart Far from the ones who abandoned you Chasing the love of These humans who made you feel wanted You tried to be tough But your armor's just not hard enough Maui! Now it's time to kick your heinie Ever seen someone so Shiny Soak it in, cause it's the last you'll ever see C'est la vie mon ami, I'm so Shiny Now I'll eat you so prepare your final plea Just for me You'll never be quite as shiny You wish you were nice and shiny

(after the song)

Darth Vader: Ha! Gay!

Grubber: That was so gay!

Tamatoa: That's right everyone! I'm gay!

All Evil Characters: (Cheering) Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay!

(Meanwhile, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and all Good Characters are sleeping on the shore after going down a waterfall.)

Cartman: (Wakes up) (Yawns) Is everyone okay?

(Everyone wakes up.)

Lori Loud: I think my butt is literally on backwards.

Lincoln Loud: I don't think so, Lori.

Pinkie Pie: We just got our cupcakes handed to us by the worst party crashers ever!

Bart Simpson: We can't let this happen to us!

Lisa Simpson: You tell them, Bart!

(Jeffy poops his diaper.)

Jeffy: I think I just pooped my pants.

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters walk over to Butters.)

Linda Scotch: What's the matter, sweetie?

Butters: I was thinking about The Council of 75. Now let's see, What would The Council of 75 do?

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters start thinking.)

Butters: Anyone have any suggestions?

Capper: They've fight so many Evil Characters everywhere. Saved Good Characters, like me for example. And used the power of imagination to save the day!

Sheila: Eek! A cat!

Kyle: (Laughs neverously) My mom is scared of cats.

Capper: Y'all characters are crazy.

Butters: That's it! We'll go on an adventure to figure out what my party's missing. Who's with me?

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: Aye!

Mayor Joe Quimby: Hey! You got no right to say that until I do!

(So they all start their adventure and the song What Would The Council of 64 Do? begins.)

Stan: What would the Council of 64 do If they were here right now, They'd make a plan And they'd follow through, That's what the Council of 64 do.

Kyle: When the Council of 64 were in the Olympics, Skating for the gold, They did two salchows and a triple lutz While wearing blind folds.

Cartman: When the Council of 64 were in the alps, Fighting grizzly bears, Blaze used her magical fire breath, And saved the maidens fair.

Wendy and Bebe: So what would Council of 64 do If they were here today? I'm sure they'd kick an ass or two, That's what the Council of 64 do.

Red: I want this life out of me, It has stunted my vocabulary.

Clyde: And I just want my dad To stop fighting everyone

Craig: For Tricia I'll be an activist too,

Craig and Tweek: 'Cause that's what the Council of 64 do.

The Kids: And what would the Council of 64 do? They'd call all the kids in town, And tell them to unite for true That's what the Council of 64 do.

(instrumental prelude)

Stan and Kyle: When the Council of 64 traveled through time To the year 3010, They fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again

Butters: And when the Council of 64 built the pyramids, They beat up Kublai Khan!

Stan and Token: 'Cause the Council of 64 doesn't take crap...

The Kids: ...from anybody! So let's all get together, And unite to stop our enemies And we'll save our land too, 'Cause that's what the Council of 64 do! And we'll save our land too, 'Cause that's what the Council of 64 do! 'Cause that's what Council of 64 do!

(after the song, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All the Good Characters are walking through a cave.)

Butters: Gee, it's so dark in here.

Luigi: Do you brought a light?

Mario: No.

Cartman: Look guys, I can see all of you! (Laughs) It's a miracle!

(Crystal's ears light up.)

Cartman: Woah! Hey there. Who are you?

Crystal: I'm Crystal.

Cartman: Hi, Crystal!

Crystal: In case you don't know me. I'm Eco's granddaughter. Plus I have a cave filled with crystals.

Cartman: That's awesome, Crackers!

(Crystal smacks Cartman.)

Crystal: My name is Crystal! Not Crackers or Christmas or Cookie or Clown or Cat or Crap!

(The cave starts to shake.)

Everyone: (Screaming)

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters run from the cave.)

Rarity: I think this is a perfect time for a song! Take it away, Capper!

(And then the song I'm The Friend You Need begins.)

Capper: This town is not a nice place For little fillies all alone There are lots of twists and corners That could lead to the unknown Let me guide your way And I'll be sure to help you through You could really use a friend out here And luckily for you... I'm the friend that you need When you're lost and don't know what to do I'm your pal, your amigo Useful and resourceful, too And my help, you'll concede Is a plus guaranteed You can call and I'll come running Just follow my lead 'Cause I'm the friend you need!

Lincoln Loud: He's a friend

Clyde McBride: Quite a friend

Lincoln and Clyde: He's a friend indeed!

Capper: You need a bud to spot the danger A pal to stop the creep A chum and not a stranger to assist You need a bro who is cunning That can help you take the leap A friend who knows what's lying in the mist Don't fear these darkened alleys They're scary, yes, I know Why, you could use a friend To protect you wherever you go And such a dazzling beauty Covered in dirt and muck But now your fate is changing Now you are in luck 'Cause I'm the friend that you need When you're lost and don't know what to do I'm your pal, your amigo Lookin' out for friends like you And my help, you'll concede Is a plus guaranteed Just call and I'll come running We'll say it's agreed... (to Stan Marsh) Here. Stan Marsh, "My place, twenty minutes." I've got something that will "magically" erase all my debt. 'Cause I'm the friend you need!

Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash: He's a friend

Rarity: Quite a friend!

Ponies except Twilight Sparkle: He's a friend indeed!

(After the song, The Evil Characters are walking through The Gumdrop Forest.)

Grubber: No sign of Butters here.

Princess Morbucks: Cut the crap, Grubber!

Grum: Hey, Everybody!

All Evil Characters: Hey, Grum!

Grum: I found the best song on the radio last night. You wanna hear it?

King Pig: No!

(Grum plays The Bunny Do.)

All Evil Characters: (Groaning) (Several cries of "My ears!", "My leg!", "This is painful!" "What is this crap?", Make it stop!".)

(Supreme Leader Snoke destroys the radio with his hands of force)

Kang: Man, glad that's over.

Kodos: I know. My eardrums are numb.

(Meanwhile, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters are walking on a mountain.)

Cartman: (Singing) This is the song that never ends! Yes it goes on and on my friends!

Kyle: Shut up, Cartman! Everyone in Imaginationland hates that song!

Cartman: (Mocking Kyle) Shut up, Cartman! Everyone in Imaginationland hates that song!

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: Will you shut up?!!!!

Cartman: Sorry, Everyone!

Kyle: Yeah, What he said!

(Cartman farts fire.)

Cartman: Ow! My ass!

Kyle: Here we go again.

(Everyone hears Oogie Boogie laughing.)

Mayor: Do you hear something?

(Lucy Loud appears.)

Lucy Loud: I don't hear anything.

Mayor: (Screams) Oh, Lucy! You scared me!

(Oogie Boogie appears.)

Sideshow Mel: Oh, my God! It's Oogie Boogie!

(And then Oogie Boogie's Song begins.)

Oogie Boogie: Well, well, well, what have we here? Krusty the Clown, huh? Ooh, I'm really scared! So you're the one everybody's talkin' about! Ha, ha, ha, ha! You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my eyes You're jokin' me, you gotta be This can't be the right guy. He's ancient, he's ugly I don't know which is worse I might just split a seam now If I don't die laughing first. When Mr. Oogie Boogie says There's trouble close at hand You'd better pay attention now Cause I'm the Boogie Man. And if you aren't shakin' There's something very wrong Cause this may be the last time You hear the Boogie Song Ohhh.

Minion Pigs: Ohhh.

Oogie Boogie: Ohhh.

Minion Pigs: Ohhh.

Oogie Boogie: Ohhh.

Minion Pigs: Ohhh.

Oogie Boogie and Chorus: I'm (he's) the Oogie Boogie Man.

Krusty the Clown: Release me now or you must face The dire consequences The children are expecting me So please, come to your senses

Oogie Boogie: You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my ears Would someone shut this fella up? I'm drownin' in my tears. It's funny, I'm laughing You really are too much And now, with your permission, I'm going to do my stuff

Krusty the Clown: What are you going to do?

Oogie Boogie: I'm going to do the best I can. Oh, the sound of rollin' dice To me is music in the air Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man Although I don't play fair. It's much more fun, I must confess When lives are on the line Not mine, of course but yours, old boy Now that'd be just fine.

Krusty the Clown: Release me fast or you'll have to answer for this heinous act!

Oogie Boogie: Oh brother, you're somethin' You put me in a spin You aren't comprehending The position that you're in It's hopeless, you're finished You haven't got a prayer Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie And you ain't goin' nowhere! (laughs)

(after the song)

Krusty the Clown: Okay everyone, Attack!

Ash: Pikachu, use Electro Ball!

(Pikachu uses Electro Ball on Oogie Boogie and Minion Pigs and it sent them flying through the sky.)

Minion Pig 1: Do we always have to be defeated like this?

Minion Pig 2: Of course we do! Us Evil Characters can be defeated by those stupid Good Characters!

Oogie Boogie and Minion Pigs: We're blasting off again!

(A twinkle flashes from the sky.)

Krusty The Clown: So long, Suckers! (Laughs)

Butters: Now that we defeated Oogie Boogie, Let's put on a show!

Linda Scotch: I'm so proud of you, Butters. And you're not grounded.

Butters: Thanks, mom.

Mayor: And for our show, We'll have all the Good Characters performing.

Cartman: Come on, Everyone! We've got a show to do! Lights! Camera! Action!

(And then the song One Small Thing begins.)

Pinkie Pie: (as Shelly) Hey, now, don't be sad (as Sheldon) I know we cannot stay (normal voice) But we've got a couple minutes And a little time to play

Princess Skystar: I know you have important things So it's okay, just go

Pinkie Pie: But we can still pick one small, little thing To do with you, y'know! One small thing doesn't seem like a lot One small thing, work with the time you've got Soon, one small thing becomes two After two, perhaps another few Then one small thing is not so small One small thing can be the biggest thing of all

Princess Skystar: All right now, since you're here Let's see what we can do Swim with the flow until you go Together, me and you

Pinkie Pie: I've got necklaces for everyfish So what else do ya got?

Princess Skystar: Well, we could play the bubblefish You'll like this one a lot!

Pinkie Pie and Princess Skystar: One small thing, it's a good place to start

The Kids and All Good Characters: (Just one small thing)

Pinkie Pie and Princess Skystar: One small thing, and we don't seem so far apart

The Kids and All Good Characters: (Don't seem apart)

All: Soon, one small thing leads to more It's so much more than there was before Just one small thing, and you will see The start of something big for you and me Pinkie Pie: One small thing

The Kids: Just one small thing

Princess Skystar: Or a tall thing

All Good Characters: Just one tall thing

Fluttershy: Or a sing thing

The Kids: Just one sing-y thing

Rarity: Or a bling thing

All: Just one bling-y thing

Applejack: A conga thing

All: Yeah, a conga thing

Rainbow Dash: Or a longah thing

All Good Characters: Just one longah thing

Pinkie Pie: A blue thing, true thing, you thing

The Kids and All Good Characters: (Oooh-oooh)

Princess Skystar: A whee thing, sea thing, me thing

The Kids and All Good Characters: (Oooh-oooh-oooh!)

Pinkie Pie and Princess Skystar: So many things and everything until our time is done There's one small thing for each and everyone!

Princess Skystar: One small thing, so much we can create You and me, we started something great It's so amazing, look around At all the happy sights and sounds One small thing is big, it's true You did this all for us I just wish there was one small thing An extra special kind of thing

Princess Skystar, the Kids, and All Good Characters: That we could do for you... One small thing!

(after the song, The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen applause.)

Sharon Marsh: That was amazing!

Randy Marsh: I almost cried the whole peformance.

Sharon Marsh: Shut up, Randy!

(A timer rings.)

Mayor: All right! That's lunch!

Butters: What?

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters are eating their lunch while Butters looks confused.)

(Cartman is eating his Cheesy Poofs.)

Kyle: Hey, Cartman? Are there any Evil Characters watching us?

Cartman: Nope!

Butters: How can we defeat The Evil Characters, Mr. Mayor?

Mayor: I don't know.

(Webster is inside Cartman's Cheesy Poofs.)

Cartman: Eek! A spider!

Webster: Blah blah blah blah blah!

Rubble: Look's like I'm not the only one who's afraid of spiders.

Stan: Wendy? We have to rally everyone.

Wendy: Good idea.

Stan: Okay, everyone. Listen up!

Wendy: If we're going to defeat the evil characters, we are going to be awesome!

Rainbow Dash: These are my kind of characters!

Stan: We're gonna ride The Imagination Balloon to get to The Evilands.

Mayor: Come on, Everyone, Let's get going!

Twilight Sparkle: Guys, this isn't really a good time for a...

(And then the song Time to Be Awesome begins.)

Rainbow Dash: I know the world can get you down

Twilight Sparkle: (face-hoofs) ...song.

Stan: Things don't work out quite the way that you thought Feeling like all your best days are done

Rainbow Dash: Your fears and doubts are all you've got

Stan and Wendy: But there's a light shining deep inside Beneath those fears and doubts, so just squash 'em

Stan, Wendy, and Rainbow Dash: And let it shine for all the world to see That it is time, yeah, time to be awesome

Ponies: Ah, ah, ah-ah, awesome! It's time to be so awesome! Ah, ah, ah-ah, awesome! It's time to be so awesome!

Captain Calaeno: You've no idea how hard it's been

Ponies: (It's time to be awesome!)

Captain Calaeno: This dull routine we've been forced to do

Rainbow Dash: Don't let them rob you of who you are Be awesome, it's all up to you

Captain Calaeno: I feel the light stirring deep inside It's like a tale still yet to be told

Ponies: (It's time to be awesome!)

Rainbow Dash and Captain Calaeno: And now it's time to break the shackles free And start living like the brave and the bold!

The Kids and All Good Characters: It's time to be awesome! Let loose, be true, so awesome! It's time to be awesome! Go big, be you, so awesome!

Mullet: We used to soar through the clouds in the skies

Lix Spittle: Elaborate schemes we would love to devise

Boyle: We rescued our treasure and stored it away

Captain Calaeno: Saving those gemstones for a rainy day

The Kids and All Good Characters: We see that light filling up our skies

Rainbow Dash: So take the Storm King's orders and toss 'em

The Kids and All Good Characters: 'Cause it's the time to let our colors fly

Captain Calaeno: Hey, scallywags, it's time to be awesome!

The Kids and All Good Characters: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

(instrumental continues)

Captain Calaeno: Let's show these little ponies how it's done!

(The pirate birds hoist the color sail)

Rainbow Dash: (to Calaeno) I know you had it in ya! And now for the finishing touch! (she takes off in the sky while the kids and all good characters are watching)

Pinkie Pie: Rainboom! Rainboom!

Twilight Sparkle: No-no-no-no-no!

Cartman: Oh yes!

(Rainbow Dash makes a big rainboom in the sky and sprials around the balloon with all the amazed kids and good characters)

(after the song)

Mayor: Great job, everyone. You gave The Imagination Balloon a makeover.

Rainbow Dash: My pleasure, Mr. Mayor.

Mayor: How about we have a dance party?

The Kids, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: (Cheering)

(So Everyone had a dance party on The Imagination Balloon while the song Paralyzer by Finger Eleven plays in the background.)

(Stan looks at Wendy who is not dancing.)

Stan: What's the matter, Wendy?

Wendy: (Sighs) My home.

Stan: Why are you thinking about home?

Wendy: Back in South Park, you would see me then you threw up at me.

Stan: Thank god that no longer happened.

Bender: (to Stan and Wendy) Hey! Bite my dancing metal ass! Woo hoo!

Stan: But Wendy? Will you take this dance?

Wendy: (Gasps) Sure!

(Wendy takes Stan's hand and they dance with the rest of The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All The Good Characters.)

(The song stops as everyone falls down.)

Butters: What's happening, Mr. Mayor?

Mayor: The Imagination Balloon is going haywire! (To The rest of The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters) We're going to crash!

Everyone: (Screaming)

(Plopper the Pig is turning the wheel while The Spider Pig Song plays.)

Homer Simpson: Plopper! It was you who was causing chaos on the balloon! Bad Piggie!

Plopper the Pig: (Squealing noises)

Cartman: Watch out Spider Pig!

Spider-Man: I think his piggy sense is tingling.

Bogge: What should we do, Mr. Mayor?

Quagmire: Yeah, Mr. Mayor, What should we do?

Mayor: I don't know.

(Stan notices an emergencies only button)

Wendy: Stan, what are you doing?!

Stan: I'm saving us! (he pushes the button)

(Suddenly a giant balloon turns into a parachute)

Wendy: Wow. Good thinking, Stan.

Stan: That was way too close.

Mayor: You saved us!

Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!

(Meanwhile, the evil characters are annoyed by Grum singing The Crackers and Snacks song.)

All Evil Characters: Will you shut up?!!!

King Pig: I hate that song!

Plankton: Me too!

(The hyenas are singing along to Grum's song.)

King Pig: Shut the hell up!

(Grubber is looking through the evil characters' plans)

Grubber: I've got it!

(All The Evil Characters walk to Grubber.)

Grubber: We can capture Butters and destroy earth and Imaginationland!

Mojo Jojo: That's an excellent idea!

Sideshow Bob: Let's do this!

The Joker: I'm in!

Harley Quin: Me too!

(And then the song We Will Stand For Imaginationland begins.)

King Pig: We have waited for this day To send this greedy wolf away Now the imagination is my salvation Gather close in my protection We... will... stand for Imaginationland! Behold the power of imagination in all its glory No need to fear the vulture at the door Right here you have me to protect you Within these walls of thorns Forever free, forevermore! They have come into our domain Here to seal ourselves in chains But we have held it for generations This is just a complaction We... will... stand for Imaginationland! Trust in me, this is for their own good Don't be afraid, imagination is our enemy All of this beauty that surrounds us Every lovely bloom designed to defend Let them come, just let them try! We're not about to say goodbye! This land will be here throughout the ages Written into the history pages We... will... stand for Imaginationland!

(After the song, The Imagination Balloon lands in a tree. The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters climb out of the tree.)

Butters: Are you freaking kidding me? The Imagination Balloon fell into a tree? That was terrible!

Stan: But Butters, you were the one who caused all this to happen! We should blame you! (Gasps) Or at least the big battle is canceled!

Butters: This isn't about the battle, Stan! Is all on me. I'm the one who's celebrating my birthday today.

Stan: But the party's ruined by the evil characters and the big battle! Y-you know what? You're the only one who doesn't trust his friends!

Butters: Well, maybe I would've been better off without FRIENDS LIKE YOU!!!

(Stan is horrified by Butters' words and the others are flabbergasted after hearing what Butters just said. Butters tries to apologize after realizing what he just said)

Butters: Stan, I...

Stan: (choking back tears) I just can't talk to you right now.

(The kids and all good characters walk away from Butters)

Nelly: You're on your own, birthday boy.

Craig: (holding hands with Tweek while glaring at Butters in disappointment) We're so done with you.

Timmy: Timmy.

Bart Simpson: (glaring at Butters in disappointment) Don't have a cow, man.

Lori Loud: You literally disgust me!

Lola Loud: Because of you, we're not participating for your birthday party ANYMORE!

Nelson: Ha ha!

(Brian and Stewie watching Butters' friends walk away. They see Butters starting to walk the other way in shame. They all split up. Butters is sitting alone. And then the song What Have I Done? begins)

Butter: (Singing while crying) I was the one who had it all I was the master of my fate I never needed anybody in my life I learned the truth too late I'll never shake away the pain I close my eyes but they're still there I let them steal into my birthday party It's more than I can bear Now everything is ruined Even as they walk away They will still torment me, calm me, hurt me Move me come what may Wasting in my lonely land Sad by an open door I'll fool myself, They'll walk right in So I should say What have I done?

(After the song, Brian and Stewie confront him.)

Stewie Griffin: Butters? It's okay.

Brian Griffin: You'll figure it out.

Butters: (crying) No. I can't. I ruined everything. There's no chance to svae Imaginationland now and it's all my fault. Guys? (gasps in shock when he sees Brian and Stewie being captured by Vulture)

Brian and Stewie: (muffled) Butters, look out!

(the cage appears around Butters as he is being lifted)

Butters: No no no no no! Noooooo!

Brian and Stewie: Butters, help us!

Butters: Briaaan!!! Steeewie!!!

Brian and Stewie: Buuuutters!!!

(they run for help as Vulture flies away)

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