Wednesday the Camper

Wednesday the Camper is the 12th episode of the first season of Saturday Morning Mouse guest starring Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams. Directed by Thomas McGrath and written by McGrath and Paul Rudish, the episode premiered on March 17, 2022 on Peacock and Disney Channel.

Plot
Mickey and Minnie (who are portrayed as camp owners) meet a new kid at their camp named Wednesday, but the other kids seem to be scared of her for some reason.

Cast

 * Bret Iwan as Mickey Mouse
 * Kaitlyn Robrock as Minnie Mouse
 * Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams
 * Tony Anselmo as Donald Duck
 * Bill Farmer as Goofy
 * Oscar Isaac as Gomez Addams
 * Corey Burton as Ludwig Von Drake

The voice actors for the campers are uncredited except for Ella Anderson, who voices the kid who swallowed gum. Lurch's popular quote "You rang?" was used with the archival recordings of Ted Cassidy from the 1964 television series. His line "Come on!" was provided by Brad Abrell.

Transcript

 * Mickey: (long sniff) Ah! The fresh air here is great! Don't you think, Minnie?
 * crickets chirping
 * Mickey: Um, Minnie?
 * Minnie pops put of the ground
 * Mickey: WOAH!!
 * Minnie: Sorry for the jump-scare Mickey! One of the campers swallowed gum, now I'm trying to make them throw it up into the toliet.
 * Mickey: Doh! I should've known giving them gum was a bad idea!
 * Goofy: Hey, uh, Mick? We've got a new camper arriving in one hour!
 * Mickey: (does a very long smile) Oh boy! What's their name? Is their name Denzel? Or it is Washington?
 * crickets chirp again
 * Goofy: Uh..their name is Wednesday Addams. She's been dropped off by her father, Gomez.
 * Mickey: Great!
 * Mickey: Donald!
 * Donald: Eh?
 * Mickey: Make the campers behave! We've got somebody named Wednesday Addams arriving in one hour.
 * Donald: WEDNESDAY ADDAMS?!?! OH HEXAGONS NO!
 * Mickey: Donald, what are you so scared about?
 * Donald: YOU DON'T KNOW?! WEDNESDAY IS PART OF A FAMILY CALLED THE ADDAMS FAMILY! THEY'RE CRAZY, SPOOKY, KOOKY, VICIOUS, PSYCHOTIC, AND ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!
 * Mickey: Now, now buddy Don. You're misbehaving now!
 * Goofy: Yeah! I bet her middle name will be Brittany!
 * crickets chirp
 * Minnie: Where exactly is that chirping coming from?
 * Ludwig Von Drake: (randomly showing up) From my sound button!
 * Donald: But what about The Addam-
 * Goofy: What's a sound button?
 * Ludwig Von Drake: My sound button is-
 * A car honks
 * Mickey: They're here!
 * Mickey then runs to the car (in which he thinks is a bus)
 * Mickey: Hello bus driver Joo-
 * Gomez: Uh, hello?
 * Mickey: Well, hello! You must be Wednesday's uncle!
 * Gomez: Oh no, no, I'm her father. Say hello Wednesday!
 * Wednesday steps out of the car
 * Wednesday: Hello, you must be Mickey.
 * Mickey: (shakes her hand) Well hello, Wednesday! Great to see you! I promise, you are going to have a great time here!
 * Minnie: Hey Mi- (Minnie sees Wednesday)
 * Wednesday: Hello, Mi.
 * Minnie: Oh no, sweetie! My name's not Mi! I'm Minnie! One of the owners of Camp Cindy-Ella, and the girlfriend of who you are seeing here, Mickey!
 * Gomez: Okay Wednesday, I'll take you back home next week!
 * Wednesday: (scarily and creepy) Alright father..
 * crickets chirp again
 * Minnie: Seriously, where are those chirping crickets coming from? They're getting so annoying!
 * Meanwhile in the room where the campers are
 * Donald: (while trying to get gum out of the girl's mouth) COME ON! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SWALLOW GUM IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!
 * Girl: Minnie told me to chew it, but she didn't tell me to swallow it! What was I supposed to do?
 * door opens
 * Wednesday: (creepily) So, these are the fools I'll get to sleep with?
 * Donald: IT'S HER!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Donald explodes into feathers)
 * Wednesday: What did he mean by that?
 * Mickey: Don't listen to Donald! He's overreacting!
 * Campers: Hello weenie!
 * Mickey: Oh, uh…
 * Wednesday: (looking angry) Why did they call me that?!
 * Mickey: They only do that when new campers come in. CAMPERS!!!!! This is your new roomate, Wednesday. She is going to be staying with you for one week.
 * Campers: Hi Wednesday!
 * Goofy: Hi Wednesday!
 * He (who is Goofy) is shown looking dirty, with one of his eyeballs falling out
 * Wednesday: (disgusted) Egh..
 * Mickey: Don't worry, that's our chef, Goofy! He'll also be known for not taking a shower every 100 years…
 * crickets chirp
 * Minnie: Again with the crickets?!
 * Ludwig Von Drake: Of course, it was my super handy sound button.
 * Outraged and annoyed by the cirping, Minnie eats the entire button before doing a large burp
 * Mickey: Oh cheezits!
 * Minnie: Hehe, excuse me!
 * Ludwig Von Drake: Hey! That was expensive! You will paying paying $50,00000-(before Ludwig can finish his sentence, Minnie throws him out the window)
 * the crickets again chirp from Minnie's stomach
 * Minnie: Whoopsie! That's my stomach! (she punches her stomach, but her stomach then rumbles) Oh no, I have to REALLY go to the bathroom now! (Minnie runs out of the room)
 * Goofy: That was way too weird, even for me!
 * Mickey: Goofy, did you forget the fact that you punched your stomach thousands of times?
 * an alarm goes off
 * Wednesday: Is there a fire going on? I hope so.. (she does a creepy laugh and creepy smile, similar to the smile she did in Addams Family Values)
 * crickets chrip, again…
 * Wednesday: What? It was just a joke!
 * Mickey: Nah, that's just the alarm for lunch comin'!
 * Goofy: Alright, I'll be cooking the Gaiomwjeioqpkwkwiowich!
 * Wednesday: (confused) Say what now?
 * At the cafeteria
 * She (we are talking about Wednesday, not Minnie) gets the lunch, and it's disgusting
 * Goofy: Enjoy! (Goofy walks away to give the other campers the food)
 * Wednesday: What is this?
 * Mickey: Like Goofy said, it's the Gaiomwjeioqpkwkwiowich! It's mixed up with a sandwich, with an eagle's poop, with green beans, with raw eggs, with onion oil soup, with a straw, and with a skeleton's stomach acid (for some reason, that exists)l
 * Wednesday: But-
 * Mickey: But wait! There is more! It's also mixed with the trash Norm of the North movies, wet toilet paper, a zombie's tongue, a baby's bellybutton cheese, all of the things I'm saying-
 * Wednesday: This is gonna get old.
 * Mickey: -and a chomped pizza that's been on dirt for 12 months!
 * Minnie: (randomly popping up again) Whooh! I am done! But don't go in the bathroom. Cuz a kid went in there, and brown and red stuff got all over him. Definitely you do not wanna end up like him.
 * Mickey and Wednesday: Ew!
 * Wednesday: You know what, Mickey? Tell Goofy that I said thanks for the Gaiomwjeioqpkwkwiowich, but I don't wanna eat it.
 * Minnie: Why? You're not hungry anymore?
 * Wednesday: I've just got busy stuff to do, like hanging nooses.
 * Donald: (popping up again, jeez why are so many people poppin' outta nowhere?) What did you just say?!
 * Mickey: Your gonna hang you know whats?!
 * Wednesday: (fake laugh) Hanging nooses?! No! I'm kidding with you, can't you take a little bit of jokes? I said manning mooses, not hanging nooses!
 * Mickey: (really long laugh) Oh, that's a good one Wednesday! You are quite the prankster there!
 * Donald: Hahaha, yeah…
 * At night, Mickey hugs the campers and says goodnight to them
 * Mickey: Goodnight campers! See you tomorrow!
 * Campers: Goodnight Mickey!
 * He then closes the door
 * At 3:32AM, Donald hears something
 * Donald: What is it now?! I'm trying to sleep!
 * He comes outside only to see Wednesday chanting
 * Donald: Wednesday?..
 * Wednesday looks at Donald with a creepy, long smile (resembling the smile she made from Addams Family Values)
 * Mickey: Donald, what is that, WOAH!
 * Wednesday: Hello Mickey, hello Donald.
 * Mickey: Wenny, what are you doing up this late? It's 3:37AM in the morning, you should be sleeping.
 * Campers: Mickey, what's going on?
 * Donald: Woah!
 * Mickey: Um, we were just, uh..
 * Wednesday: I forgot my noose!
 * Wednesday: Sorry to say this, but I'll unfortunately be making noise at night because I can’t sleep.
 * Campers: Awh!!
 * Mickey: You can't sleep? Hm….let's make a deal! Wednesday can get to sleep in Donald's room for the next six days!
 * Donald and Wednesday: NO!
 * Wednesday: You know what, how about I sleep in my own bed when I'm making noise!
 * Mickey: Why do you have to make noise anyway?
 * Wednesday: Personal reasons.
 * Mickey: oop! Sorry about that! Alright campers back to sleep, I guess things won't be bad with Wednesday making noise!
 * Donald: (mumbles) I have a feeling that something bad is about to happen..
 * Five days later at morning, Wednesday is still making noise
 * Minnie: After five nights, I still can't get any sleep! What is happening?!
 * Mickey: (sigh) I have to admit, Wednesday is really getting on our nerves. And getting sussypicious too. What is going on in her cabin?
 * They go outside to find Wednesday smiling, once again (jeez) resembling the one from Addams Family Values
 * Mickey: Oh, would you look at that smile?
 * Donald: That's what you said when you watched Fifi for Minnie, and that did not go well..
 * Mickey: How did you know-
 * Camper #1: Forget about watching pets! She's scaring me!
 * Camper #2: Mr. Mickey, can I go back home and crawl under my bed now?
 * Camper #3: I want my diape!
 * Camper #4 (Bully): Ha, baby waby! I have to admit, I'm also scared of her too.
 * Wednesday: Why are you scared? (insane laugh) There's nothing to be scared of!
 * Goofy: I have to say, that's real not something someone should say everyday.
 * Donald: Quick! Everybody climb up the very large tree!
 * In just 3 seconds, the campers (including Mickey, Minnie, Donald, and Goofy) climb up the tree
 * Wednesday: (still creepily smiling) Why are you up there? I WILL NOT HURT YOU!
 * Mickey: That sounds like somebody who is a psycho would say?
 * Camper #4: Mickey! When will we get down from here? I'm afraid of heights…
 * Minnie: Don't worry Arnold, her dad should be here in exactly 22 seconds!
 * Arnold: Hooray!
 * Minnie: As long as we don't trigger Wednesday, we will be completely fine.
 * Wednesday pulls out a chainsaw, saying this:
 * Wednesday: If you won't come down, then I'll make you come down!
 * Before they can scream, Wednesday's father and Lurch arrive
 * Lurch: You rang?
 * Gomez: Wednesday, sweetheart! It's me Gomez! It's time to get you back home! Just an reminder, you ain't coming back here, we miss you!
 * Wednesday: Coming dad! Let me say bye to my friends first! (to Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Goofy, and the campers) Just because I'm going home and will never come back to this camp, does not mean I am finished with you yet.
 * Lurch:  COME ON!!! 
 * Gomez: Lurch, did you just..saying something other than "You rang"?
 * Lurch: You rang?
 * Wednesday gets in Gomez's car and the car leaves
 * Mickey: We did it…no more torture!
 * Mickey and the others: Yay! We won! No more creepy and kooky stuf! Is that how you spell stuf? Finally we can sleep!
 * Minnie: WAIT! How are we going to get down from this long..(gulp) and very long tree.
 * All: Oh…
 * The episode ends