Star Masters (Marvel;Re)/Issue 1

This is issue one of Star Masters.

Transcript
The issue begins in the Peak as Abigail Brand alongside Agent Paulletz walk through it as they open up a waiting room as Vuk, Christopher Summers, Marguiette Hellbender, Reptyl, Arides, Jazinda Kl'rt Spawn and Zorr the Conqueror are there. Reptyl and Zorr laugh. Arides just sits quietly. He nods his head. It cuts to a S.W.O.R.D. ship landing on Titan with the Star Masters entering the planet. They look around until Reptyl notices Armageddon.
 * Abigail: There they are. The Lucky Seven.
 * Christopher: How are we lucky?
 * Abigail: I had to pardon you from the Shi'ar and bribe lots of intergalactic races to get you seven. I had to give Skrull Emperor Kl'rt the knowledge on Earth's gods to get you on the team Jazinda.
 * Jazinda: Why did you do that?
 * Abigail: He was your father. I didn't want the entire Skrull Armada to be up our asses because we took the emperor's daughter with no permission.
 * Reptyl: What are we supposed to do?
 * Abigail: Protect the universe.
 * Zorr: You want us, some of the galaxies most dangerous criminals to save the universe?
 * Jazinda: I am not a criminal!
 * Marguiette: Eh I can see why I'm considered a "criminal". My fascination for monsters. And Ms. Brand make sure there are monsters for me to fight. I don't want to get bored.
 * Vuk: Uh... Kree, can I ask you something?
 * Vuk: Why are you quiet?
 * Arides: I am a monster...
 * Marguiette: Hell yeah! Time to hunt him!
 * Abigail: No killing teammates.
 * Marguiette: You're no fun.
 * Abigail: Running a massive space government group is not fun.
 * Christopher: Can you tell us about our first mission. Because the sooner it gets done the better.
 * Abigail: You think this is a one time thing? No. Any past affiliations, any past hatred will be gone. These people are your family now. Not Starjammers or the Kree or the Skrulls. Keep that in mind.
 * Christopher: But what is our mission?
 * Abigail: Life is found on Titan.
 * Marguiette: Is that a problem?
 * Abigail: Titan was a moon that had all life wiped out of it by Thanos. So yeah life on a barren moon is a problem.
 * Reptyl: Do you know the type of life?
 * Abigail: No. That's your job.
 * Jazinda: So you want us to explore a moon?
 * Abigail: Basically.
 * Vuk: This might work.
 * Reptyl: Armageddon you idiot! What the hell are you doing on a genocided moon?!
 * Armageddon: It's a job.
 * Reptyl: By who?