User blog:MarvelDCandFantasyFanBoy12/Joke Casting New Warriors


 * Inferior Cyborg is Black Batman
 * Spider-Man is Space Cuphead
 * That one chick from Recess is Aquagirlclone
 * Lynn Loud is that annoying girl from the MCU
 * Samurai Jack is a Magic Hoodie
 * Timmy Turner is the Lightbringer, the FUCKING UNIVERSE
 * El Tigre is America's Hispanic Ass
 * Beast Boy is a Mexican
 * Gwen Tennyson is ON FIRE!
 * Raiden is rip off Flash
 * Little Suzy is rip off Zatanna
 * Green Lantern is Shameik Moore
 * That one chick from Coco is Hispanic Jessica Drew
 * Ben 10 is Ya Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Clone
 * Padme is Tiger Chick
 * Saitama is gay wizard
 * Cat Noir is gay Hulk
 * Enid is whitewashing
 * Leni Loud is comic relief
 * Starfire is edgy teen
 * Martian Manhunter is that motherfucker
 * Duckworth is dead
 * Tigress is a hot agent
 * Shego is Mother Russia
 * A baby is a bird
 * Leonardo is better than Tom Hardy
 * Fuckin' Hawkeye is America's True Ass
 * Raphael is Sherlock Holmes
 * Han Fuckin' Solo is a shy and paranoid scientist
 * Luke Skywalker is the Jolly Green Giant
 * Connie's dad is a fat bitchy god
 * Scorpion is Paul Rudd
 * Barbie is Lost
 * Faux Minnie Driver is a SJW
 * Cleveland Jr. is voicing a white guy
 * Evil warlock is good warlock
 * [Black Panther]
 * A goat is a robot
 * That hot gay guy from Glee is Tobey Maguire
 * Princess Bubblegum is totally not a geeky assistant to a hot guy fascinated with animals
 * Clover is blonde Wichita
 * Blaze the Cat is a slutty cat
 * Dream Killing Man is Jean-Luc Picard
 * Amon is the only reason Hugh Jackman is famous
 * [Daphne Blake, Azula, Mandy, Vicky or TBD/Quasar]
 * [Ms. Martian, Velma's sister or TBD/maybe refrence Ellen Page is like the other Ellen (the L word)]
 * Jamaican Death is a tree
 * Screaming Robot is Screaming Trash Panda
 * Chumbucket is Ryan Reynolds
 * Jet Vac is Blind Batman
 * [Sonic, Ezio or TBD/Punisher]
 * Superman is a disgrace to all comic book movies
 * Mr. Muscular Old Spice Man is WESLEY SNIPES!
 * Insane Psycharist is Sane YouTuber
 * A furry is Gwyneth Paltrow
 * [Jarvis]
 * The director of the shitty The Lion King is only doing this to make people happy
 * The Mask is J.K. Simmons
 * The Powerpuff Girl is beautiful news chick
 * Lego Joker is Nazi
 * Viridi is Nazi slut
 * Shitty Shocker is Frank Grillo
 * Knuckles is evil Donald Trump
 * MJ is cyborg Melania Trump
 * Velma Dinkley is Asgardian slut
 * Thor is Karl Urban
 * Bender is that guy who wanted to militarize dinos
 * Starkiller is lunatic Deadshot
 * Luna Loud is the star of that shitty Daredevil spin-off
 * Mr. Krabs is OG Deathstroke
 * SpongeBob is Kevin Bacon
 * A witch is a hot bitch
 * Rockstar Vampire is Evil Hot Vampire
 * [Barney Stinson or the fact he was Spidey before/Goblin, might include the legendary thing]
 * Ultron is Gandalf the Magnetic
 * The Good Cyborg is THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
 * Spinel is screaming too loudly
 * [Barney Stinson or the fact he was Spidey before/Goblin, might include the legendary thing]
 * Ultron is Gandalf the Magnetic
 * The Good Cyborg is THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
 * Spinel is screaming too loudly
 * The Good Cyborg is THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
 * Spinel is screaming too loudly
 * Spinel is screaming too loudly
 * Spinel is screaming too loudly