Toy Story 6/Transcript

Ham: Mahahahaha you will never get pass my secret supermarket passage way

Woody: I think we will Dr Pork Chop. isn’t that right gang

Buzz: Yeah

Jessie: Yeah

Ham: Well then here comes my super mega dino rex robot!

Woody: Well we wouldn’t WITHOUT OUR LOYAL POTATO KNIGHT

Mr Potato Head: Hey wanna he a spud joke

Rex: Ooo I love jokes

Mr Potato Head: Ok then why did I defeat you

Rex: Ooo that’s a trick one I dunno why

Mr Potato Head: Because you became an idiot and forgot why your hear

(Rex Laughs and leaves) Ham: WHAT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

Buzz: I think it’s because how dumb he is

Mr Potato Head: Yep thats correct

Woody: And now we will break threw the steel cereal boxes by my trusty pal Bullseye

Woody: Ride like the wind Bullseye! (Bullseye breaks threw cereal boxes) Ham: Oh no I wish I had 3 heads so i could think wiser and better

Jessie: And now for the finishing touches

Buzz: SLINKY BOMB READY FOR LUANCH

Woody: Ok your on it

(Slinky bomb falls and hits ham) ——————————————————————————-

(Andy makes explosion sounds) Andy’s Mom: Ok Andy time to put your toys back in your bag Im paying for the items now

Andy: Ok mom

(Plays You’ve got a friend in me while Andy is walking back to his room) Andy: Wow you toys are the best at defeating evil Pork Chop

(Camera turns to the back on Andy’s bag and get’s closer to Woody and Buzzes angle) (Andy makes it to his room) Andy: Woohoo yeah your the best Woody and Buzz

(Zooms closer to Woody) (You’ve got a friend in me ends)

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Mr Potato Head: Well that was a harmless one at the supermarket

Rex: You can say that a again

Mr Potato Head: Ok then I will…

Rex: Wait it was just an expression

Jessie: Wow I just hope this never ends

(Woody and Buzz make a ooo face) Slinky: I need to be played with more

Ham: Well I was lucky

Buzz: Ok no need to brag how much we have been played with

Weezy: But what if we die fi we don’t get played more

Everyone: WEEZY?

Weezy: Yep that’s right since I have not been played often and a day later I feel weaker