WikiViews Presents: "Goofy Wants his Money"

(Dillon is playing video games as a goofy puppet dressed like Jack Terrence appears behind him)

Goofy: Hey Dillon....Where the hell is my money?...you promised it yesterday

Dillon: What are you talking about? I didn't ever owe you money.

Goofy: Of course you did. I know that you're my best buddy! (pinches his cheek) and I can assure you owed me money. A'yuck! I gave you my money a week ago so I feel like you better owe me money.

Dillon: I promised I'll give you it tomorrow.

Goofy: You'd better or things are gonna get real...goofy(Goofy slowly walks off)

THE NEXT DAY

(Dillon is asleep and wakes up seeing Goofy in his bed)

Dillon: Jesus!!!!

Goofy: Morning Dillon....you got my money?

Dillon: come on man I just woke up!

Goofy: If you don't have my motherfucking money my chokin' hand is gonna make you bleed! (Notices door)

Goofy: Whats this.....a door what do you have hiding behind here Dillon?

(He slowly opens the door as Chris is in the closet)

Goofy: Whats this Dillon....you got a friend trapped here?

Dillon: No, please...

Chris: Whew thank you so much IDK how long I was in there

Goofy: Well now that's outta the way. You!, (points at Dillon) better give me my motherfucking goddamn money or your gonna be like those German Soldiers from Raiders. And you (points at Chris) you can go...you are free!

Later That Day

(Dillon sees a computer with Microsoft Word on it with over 100 pages as Dillon scrolls through them they all say "Where's My Money and Need My Money" he keeps scrolling through all the pages terrifying him making him tear at his own will until a figure is standing behind Dillon)

Voice: Well how do you like it Dillon?

(Dillon jumps seeing the figure revealing to be Goofy holding a knife and a gun)

Dillon: G..G...Goofy i...

(Goofy starts getting closer and closer to Dillon)

Goofy: Shhhhhh... The time for talk is over Dilly. I been waiting and waiting so anxiously for that money. I craved and lusted over that money thinking he'll finally wake the hell up and finally give me my money but uh oh what's this I see no money...I HAVE BEEN DOING ALL THIS FOR YOU AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET!!!!!?????? (laughs maniacally and Hyucks insanely) That's it Mr. I'm going to say this for the last time (chokeholds Dillon, throws him on the ground) WHERE'S MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hyucks

(Dillon runs far from goofy holding the knife after him and looking for him)

Goofy: DILLLLON!!! I KNOW YOU GOT MY MONEY!!!!!!!!

(Dillon hides in a closet to where Goofy can't find him)

Goofy: I waited so far and too long for this and finally get my chance at it (Goofy starts smashing Dillon's stuff)

Dillon: (breathing heavily as a Donald Duck puppet with a gun at his head is behind him)

Donald: Wheres Goofy's Money!!!

(Dillon screams running out the closet and Goofy notices and goes after him)

Goofy: Found you, Dillon.

(Donald tackles and attacks Dillon trying to get him off but is on the floor with Donald holding a noose around his neck as goofy approaches Dillon)

Goofy: No Money!!!! (aims gun at Dillon) No Life!!!

Dillon: W..W...Wait!!! (holds up the money he owes Dillon)

Goofy: Well it's about damn time...(looks at the money but Goofy is not pleased)

Dillon: What's wrong Goofy??? Isn't this money I owe you?

Goofy: It's not the right amount I asked for $11.84 this is $11.81

(Dillon is still scared with the noose choking him as Goofy's strangling hand starts to strangle Dillon more and grabs a gun)

Goofy: Tell me Dillon (Hyucks) What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race?

Dillon: The...Letter...E

Goofy: No it's you not getting the right amount of money you owe me.

(he shoots Dillon causing him to be painfully bleed out dying as Goody walks off)

Donald: Goofy wait...(looks at and shows the rest of the money underneath) He did have the right amount.

Goofy: Well what do you know I'm sorry old friend what have I done..I lost my friend!!!!!!

(Goofy cries)

Goofy: Dillon....Dillon...Dillon

(its revealed all to be a dream as Dillon is asleep in bed)

Nolan: Dillon...Dillon

Dillon: Huh what!!! (he looks at a Goofy plush next to his bed) Ah!! (he throws the Goofy plush off his bed

Nolan: Come on man it's just Goofy

Dillon:: Oh...Oh I'm sorry I just had one crazy nightmare.

Nolan: Come on dude were getting something to eat I'm craving Arby's

Nolan: (he gets up to leave checking for his wallet) Hey Dillon I don't know where my wallet is?

Dillon: No worries man I'll pay for it (they start to leave the house)

Nolan: So you gonna pay me back?

Dillon: Absolutely!

(the door closes as it shows the Goofy plush with red eyes showing and then it ends)

T H E E N D