WikiViews/Return of The Batman

It begins with a dark and stormy Irony Heights as Dillon is monologuing. It cuts to Dillon dressed in a terribly made outfit. Nolan then comes dressed in an equally bad costume. For laughs, Stella comes in an evil-looking fanservicey outfit. She reads it and frowns. Dillon reads it. He shows a cover for Return of The Batman. Daisy comes smoking a cigarette.
 * Dillon: (VO) Irony Heights, a city of crime. So dark. So evil. The city needs a hero. Who may you ask? Simple, MONGOOSE MAN!
 * Nolan: And where Mongoose Man goes, his sidekick Hummingbird comes with him.
 * Stella: Why am I the bad guy again? That outfit of mine looks that it comes from a porn parody.
 * Dillon: Because Daisy refused to be the badguy. Now read your lines.
 * Stella: This is definitely a porn parody.
 * Dillon: Who replaced her script? No wonder your outfit looks more slutty than the one I planned. Besides, if I ever wanted to do porn with you, I'd pick alien invasion as the theme.
 * Stella: (thinking) Did he figure out?
 * Dillon: With me as the alien obviously. You are too hot to be an alien.
 * Stella: Female aliens can be hot too.
 * Dillon: Meh. Anyway, there's a reason why we're playing superheroes.
 * Nolan: Yes?


 * Daisy: The first movie isn't even out.
 * Dillon: W-what? We're on top of a very high building right now, how did you manage to get up here?

Daisy walks off.


 * Dillon: Don't you fucking ignore me...
 * Nolan: Ummm.... how are we going to get down?
 * Dillon: That... is a problem for future us. Right now us are reviewing Return of The Batman!
 * Nolan: ...No, really, I think we need to discuss how we can get do-

The review starts.


 * Dillon: So, Return of The Batman is a 2025 film that's a sequel to The Batman, starring Robert Pattinson. The film adapts elements from Injustice, which is... odd... but... it could maybe work?
 * Nolan: It also adapts a lot of other things such as Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker and Death in a Family. Which is a curious combination since their Robin stories which're being adapted are pretty similar. That's like making a new Star Wars movie and taking a bunch of stuff from the original trilogy.
 * Dillon: Bad example.
 * Nalon: Yep, heard it the moment it came out my mouth.
 * Dillon: And the movie has something I never seen in a movie before. A shitload of villains.