Danger Rangers: The Movie 2/Transcript

After Title Sequence
(The logos are shown: Roadshow Films (which has a "DR" symbol and a SAVO watch on its V symbol), Animotion Works Inc. and Mighty Kids Media.)

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Sully:  (Acknowledging the audience) Hey, everyone, we're back!

Kitty: (To someone) Still got your drums pumbkin?

(Harry is with the Danger Rangers sitting behind the drums holding his drumsticks.)

Harry: Had them since i got this job.

Kitty: That's good to hear.

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(TV static appears in front of the title and the screen goes black)

SAVO: (mimics Jeff's laughter and voice) Hello, fools. I am back. (mimics Jeff's laughter, then does his normal voice laughter) You thought it was Jeff, didn't you? Well, I fooled you, it's actually me, SAVO. Safety Alert VectOmeter. Before we cut to the chase, I would like to tell a recap of this film's predecessor. (narrating) It all started with Dr. Abello's log: (reads) "By the turn of the millennium, a technology known as 'virtual reality' will be in widespread use. It will allow you to enter computer generated artificial worlds as unlimited as the imagination itself. Its creators foresee millions of positive uses - while others fear it as a new form of mind control..." (not reading) And as our new friend, Leroy, told us, his old friend, Jeff, was a simpleton. Everybody called him "the Lawnmower Guy." It's the only nickname he liked as he is really good with using his old lawnmower. Leroy's neighbor, Dr. Abello, experimented with this "virtual reality" to vastly increase Jeff's intelligence. The research was funded by The Warehouse, a top secret United States government agency. Their interest was its potential military use. They programmed Jeff with their own V.R. treatment and made a monster out of him. It was a nightmare. (?) Then, six days passed and there was no emergency on the horizon,... not for Leroy to help the Danger Rangers with I should make that. Our story begins with the Danger Rangers themselves spending the weekend off at a resort in Florida and I can tell Gabriela's been here many times a child. Little did they know, that another big adventure of their lives is about to come.

Danger Rangers: '''Everybody be water safe when you get in the pool. We want mom, dad, son, and daughter safe. That's the golden rule!'''

Burble: (sighs) This weekend off is relaxing.

Squeeky: Oh, it sure is.

Kitty: I especially like the best part, digging our bare feet in the sand.

Burt: The sun feels good on this outside and inside.

Sully: Gosh, Leroy would've enjoyed this.

SAVO: Oh, speaking of Leroy, he may not have told us this before but tomorrow is his birthday.

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Sully: Well, Rangers, on the way back to headquarters, we better pick up some cards.

SAVO: (narrating) However, that's not the only thing Leroy didn't tell us, one of those other things are that like Bradley and Beth, Leroy is a twin. Who is the other twin? His sister, Joyce. Where was she when Leroy ended up in our world? Let's find out and see.

(Then we come into Leroy's house as the song "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers plays.)

The Killers Offscreen: Well, somebody told me you had a boyfriend, Who looked like a girlfriend, That I had in February of last year, It's not confidential, I've got potential, Rushing, rushing around!

(It turns out the song was actually coming from a radio on the kitchen shelf.)

In some chapters before the Danger Rangers come into Leroy's world
SAVO: (narrating) Needless to say, like his older cousins, Turner and Jerry, Leroy doesn't like Brittany's boyfriend, Rocky Hartman.

Jerry: What a gas-pipe.

Leroy: I know.

Turner: Me too. Why can't they see that?

Jerry: Cousins, our parents are wired differently. Their brains are old, mushy and fried from bad 80's music.

Leroy: At least my brain doesn't fry from any 80's music.

Turner: That's because you aren't their age.

Leroy: True.

Jerry: It's up to you, Turner, you've gotta defend your family honor, like a man. (he opens the case, revealing a paintball gun) I call it "The Penalizer."

Leroy: Wow, "The Penalizer."

Turner: Your dad bought you this?

Jerry: Perks of divorce, yaddie yadda. Never underestimate the power of a grown man's guilt. (to Leroy) Or the power of a Danger Ranger's, in your childhood idols' case. (to both Leroy and Turner) If we even mention Mom, Nick drives us straight to the mall. (he gives Turner the paintball gun) She's all yours. And don't be a coward all your life.

Turner: (nervously) I don't know, man.

(Leroy then notices something out the window.)

Leroy: Hey guys we got a hunk alert.

(Jerry walks to the window and spies on Brittany and Rocky)

Jerry: Take a look at that guy. Do you really want Rocky as your brother-in-law?

(Turner looks out the window)

Turner: (strictly) Heck no.

Jerry: (to Turner) Then, let's go prune the family tree. (to Leroy) Hey, Leroy, would you like to come?

Leroy: Even though I don't like Rocky, no thanks.

Jerry: Okay, suit yourself.

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(Turner is holding the paintball gun targeted in Rocky's position and Jerry is with him dressed as a shrub)

Turner: I'm starting to agree with Leroy that shooting my sister's boyfriend isn't the best idea.

Jerry: This isn't about ideas. (he gets up in his shrub disguise) This is about action. Don't think, just do.

Turner: Dude, I can't believe I'm even listening to you. And look at you, you're dressed like a shrub!

Jerry: Target's on the move. Take him out before he reaches second base.

Turner: But I don't think that--

(Jerry pulls the trigger and a paintball hits Rocky's shoulder)

Rocky: (yelling) AAAAAHHHHH!

Brittany: (screaming) AAAAAHHHHH!

(The paintball gun fires rapidly, hitting Rocky in the chest)

Rocky: (yelling) AAAAAHHHHH!

Turner: Why did you do that?!

Jerry: (whispering) Shut up. You'll compromise our position!

(Brittany sees Turner and Jerry and starts to grow angry.)

Brittany: (Through her teeth) You little freaks!

(She then storms off to them while Rocky continues yelling)

Turner: (shocked) Oh my gosh, she saw us! What do we do? What do we do?

Jerry: Camo mode. Hunker down and blend. (he does so)

(Turner tries to hide himself but to no avail)

Turner: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Brittany: You shot my boyfriend! "Sorry" doesn't even touch that. When, Turner? When are you gonna grow up and stop being a total embarrassment? (she takes the paintball gun)

Jerry: And that's why we use camo.

Turner: (annoyed) Shut up, Jerry.

(SAVO laughs off-screen)

SAVO: (narrates) I feel bad for laughing, but what these two mischief makers did was dang funny.

(Later, Rocky holds an ice pack to his chest and Turner and Jerry are in trouble)

Rocky: Ooh!

Brittany: Are you gonna be okay?

Rocky: I hope (Feels pain) ooh aaaarrrgh!

Drew (Turner's father): I don't know what you're thinking. I really don't.

Rocky: Yeah, I'm gonna be alright.

Drew: A paintball gun. Don't you know that's a gateway gun? What's next? B.B.? Pellet? Stun?

Leroy: (walks in) I'm sorry if I'm calling you an idiot, Uncle Drew, but I've seen a paintball gun before and it isn't a gateway gun at all.

Drew: (to Leroy) Whatever, Leroy. (to Brittany) Brittany, what am I gonna do? What do you think I should do? I don't know what to do.

Brittany: Can't you keep him in his room for the rest of the week?

Turner: But it wasn't even me.

Leroy: Yeah, Brittany, Jerry pulled the trigger on the paintball gun. Not to mention that he tried to get me involved too.

Drew: Okay, okay, look. (to Leroy) You can clearly see that Jerry's in trouble too. (to Turner and Jerry) And you two are just lucky that Rocky wasn't badly hurt.

Rocky: It's okay, Mr. (?). I was a little kid once too.

(Turner has a disgusted look on his face)

Drew: (to Rocky) Oh, that's nice, Rocky. Thank you. (to Turner and Jerry) He's a good guy. He's a good guy. (to Rocky) But no, I'm not okay with this. (to Turner) Look, we're up here to fish, not to hunt your sister's boyfriend. Alright? You could have shot his eye out. Would that have been funny?

Leroy: Not very.

Drew: No, I don't think so. Alright, you three, let's start over with a clean slate. At the end of the week, we fish. 7:00 A.M. sharp.

Leroy: 7:00?

Turner: You're kidding.

Jerry: Pass. Nick.

Nick (Jerry's dad and Drew's brother): Yeah, Drew. Don't you think that's a little early? How about this? 10:00 A.M., on the boat, no questions asked.

Drew: Way to crack the whip, Nick. Way to crack the whip.

Leroy: Admit it, Uncle Drew, you're an adult who acts like such a little kid.

Drew: I suppose that's true but you don't need to say it, Leroy.

In some more chapters before the Danger Rangers come into Leroy's world
(At night, Leroy and Joyce go to bed)

Leroy: I wish for the Danger Rangers to come into my world. If they do so, I'm sure the vacation will get interesting.

SAVO: (narrates) I assume you may have heard of the saying, "Be careful of what you wish for," however, there are a few things that Leroy didn't wish for. You see, the dramatic irony is that Jeff did survive the explosion, even though Kitty hoped he didn't, and that he went back to his original body, like Leroy went back to his, even though Squeeky thought he was stuck in the Danger Rangers' world. Jeff was still badly damaged due to being so in the Danger Rangers' world. His body was retrieved by employees of Julian Wiley, corporate tycoon, virtual reality entrepreneur and head of The Warehouse, with the help of his loyal robot, Mother Black Widow, which we didn't know, but we will later, is the source of the Cyber-Bugs. Wiley and Mother Black Widow were aware of his abilities and they nursed him back to help in order to use his power for world domination. But despite, being Wiley's guinea pig, Jeff had other plans.

(In Cyberspace, Jeff walks into a dark computer room, he is now wearing black armor with a purple cape and has robotic body parts to replace his body parts that were destroyed and a toupee.)

Jeff: I'll get those Danger Rangers and I know just how, I'll rally up some of the villains, which they know, and get them on my side, which I said I could do, and I'll do it right now!

(in a prison, a portal opens in front of Commander Octodon, Lobster Theodore and Joey Clams)

Octodon: Hey, what's going on?!

(Octodon gets sucked into the portal)

Joey: He's gone.

Lobster Theodore: So are we!

(They get sucked in the portal too)

SAVO: (narrates) The villains that Jeff rallied up are the ones you might know, Commander Octodon and his accomplices, Lobster Theodore and Joey Clams, Rusty Ringtail, Quentin V. Manderbill, Henri Ennui, Buck Huckster and his bodyguard, Knuckles and the two rats, Lonnie and Jenkins.

(?): What is this place?

Jeff: Welcome to cyberspace, animals.

(?): Cyberspace?

(?): Why'd you bring us here?

(?): And who are you?

Jeff: My name is Jeff. And I've brought you here because you all treat safety like grass!

(the villains look at Jeff confused)

(?): What do you mean by we treat safety like grass?

Jeff: It means you're all against safety!

(the villains then cheer)

Jeff: The reason I've said that is because I was once a gardener in the world I came from. That is until, one day, a scientist named Dr. Abello convinced me to be a human subject of his experiments, telling me it will make me smarter. The experiments may have been successful and my intelligence grew as a result, and I even began to exhibit powers of telepathy and telekinesis, being able manipulate objects with his mind, as well as hear the thoughts of others, but one day, with my newfound intelligence and powers, I soon decided that it was about time I have punished those who have wronged me throughout my life...

Villains: Oooh...

Jeff: Ever since then, I've went face to face with some faces you may know...

(he shows the villains a picture of the Danger Rangers)

Villains: Boo!

Jeff: "Boo" is right! They've foiled my plan with the help of my friend, Leroy! Ever since that day, I had to be reprogrammed and now, look at me, (Does a turn) I have become more powerful.

Octodon: Well, I remember when I tried to ruin their reputation, by making the pool dangerous and preventing them from being prepared and getting them discredited on TV, somehow, they found me out, defeated me and turned me in! That concludes, that I have underestimated their power! And I, for one, hate it when that happens!

Lobster Theodore: Hey, boss, how they found you out must've been their stupid robot!

Joey: I have to admit, he's really good at scanning things.

Quentin: Hey, I remember that underestimated their power, too. I don't like it when it happens either!

Jeff: My apologies to hear, Commander Octodon and Quentin V. Manderbill.

Octodon: But since we're on the same side, Mr. Manderbill,...

Joey: Boss, Mr. Manderbill is his father.

Octodon: (to Joey) Whatever, Joey. (to Quentin) Since we're on the same side, we'll make sure neither of us make the mistake of underestimating their power again!

Jeff: Good. So, any recommendations to get revenge on the Danger Rangers?

(Rusty raises his paw)

Jeff: Yes, Rusty Ringtail?

Rusty: Capture the Junior Danger Rangers and take them to the world where you and your friend, Leroy came from.

Jeff: That's a swell idea.

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Jeff: Capture every Junior Danger Ranger on the globe! While I make a new batch of Cyber-Bugs. Now, move it, move it, move it!

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Jeff: Alright my Cyber-Bugs those freaks took you out of this world and now i'm gonna bring you back!

(Slams the electrical plugs onto the first Cyber-Bug re-charging it.)

(? capture Alro, Bradley and Beth.)

Beth: Hey, put us down!

Octodon: (Smirks) With pleasure.

(They then throw Alro, Bradley and Beth into a bag.)

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(Octodon, Rusty, Quentin, Henri, Buck, Lonnie or Jenkins): We've got them, Jeff.

Jeff: Excellent.

Bradley: (recognizing Jeff) Jeff the Lawnmower Guy? We should've known!

Jeff: Well, well, well, if it isn't the kids who made Zorn disapear. (to the wolf kids) Heard you've become Junior Danger Rangers for taking Leroy, who was with the Danger Rangers, into your home. (to the villains) Now, Commander Octodon, Rusty Ringtail, Quentin V. Manderbill, Henri Ennui, Buck Huckster, Lonnie and Jenkins, watch as I use my new powers of telepathy and telekinesis to put the Junior Danger Rangers to sleep for 12 hours!

(Jeff uses his telepathy and telekinesis to put the Junior Danger Rangers to sleep for 12 hours)

(Octodon, Rusty, Quentin, Henri, Buck, Lonnie or Jenkins): Now, let's take the Junior Danger Rangers to the world where Jeff and his friend Leroy came from.

(he along with the other villains laugh evilly)

Jeff: Uh, about that...

(Octodon, Rusty, Quentin, Henri, Buck, Lonnie or Jenkins): Yes?

Jeff: I would like all of you to know that I have seen each of your kind in that world.

(Octodon, Rusty, Quentin, Henri, Buck, Lonnie or Jenkins): Yeah, so?

Jeff: They have the features you don't have.

(Octodon, Rusty, Quentin, Henri, Buck, Lonnie or Jenkins): Could that mean?

Jeff: Yes, if you enter the world where Leroy and I came from, you get the features that you don't have. Not to mention that your looks will change as well.

(Octodon, Rusty, Quentin, Henri, Buck, Lonnie or Jenkins): Will it happen to the Junior Danger Rangers too?

Jeff: As a matter of fact, yes. Soon, the world that Leroy and I came from will be in for a surprise.

In chapter where the villains come into Leroy's world
(In the real world, Leroy and Joyce are still sleeping and the TV set began to static but neither of them notice. (Octodon, Rusty, Quentin, Henri, Buck, Lonnie or Jenkins) look around the room)

(Octodon, Rusty, Quentin, Henri, Buck, Lonnie or Jenkins): Okay, the coast is clear. (he comes out of the television, converting from a 2D animated character into a CGI three-dimensional animated character, gaining the features a real (?) has and bringing a bag) Okay, fellas, bring out the Junior Danger Rangers and put them in the bag.

(the rest of the villains carry out (?)'s instructions and come out of the television, converting from 2D animated characters into CGI three-dimensional animated characters and gaining the features each of their kind in the real world has)

Quentin: Call me a silly goose, but "Rocky and Bullwinkle" did it first.

Henri: And "Fat Albert."

Rusty: Fellas, those are different movies. (he notices Leroy sleeping) Whoops.

(Octodon, Quentin, Henri, Buck, Lonnie or Jenkins): What do you mean "Whoops?" Do our new looks make us look fat?

Rusty: No, but look.

(Octodon, Rusty, Quentin, Henri, Buck, Lonnie and/or Jenkins): (notice Leroy sleeping) Whoops.

(Jeff's hologram appears)

Jeff: What is it?

(Octodon, Rusty, Quentin, Henri, Buck, Lonnie or Jenkins): We've by mistake arrived in a room where someone is sleeping. Look.

(Jeff notices Leroy sleeping)

Jeff: Oh, it's my little friend, Leroy AKA the monkey boy, meaning he turned into a monkey when he entered the Danger Rangers' world. He's the one who did this to me in the first place! However, he doesn't matter right now. Let him sleep, fellas, just get out of this place unnoticed!

The villains: Yes, sir!

(the hologram disappears)

(Octodon, Rusty, Quentin, Henri, Buck, Lonnie or Jenkins): Aha, a window.

(Octodon, Rusty, Quentin, Henri, Buck, Lonnie or Jenkins): I'm getting out of here first. (he opens the window and curtains, jumps out and falls flat on his face (due to the window being a story high above the ground))

(the rest of the villains hit the floor)

Leroy: (wakes up) Huh? (he sees no one in the room around and goes back to sleep)

(the rest of the villains get up off the floor)

(Octodon, Rusty, Quentin, Henri, Buck, Lonnie or Jenkins): (whispering) Phew, that was close.

(they look out the window to see (Octodon, Rusty, Quentin, Henri, Buck, Lonnie or Jenkins) on the ground)

(Octodon, Rusty, Quentin, Henri, Buck, Lonnie or Jenkins): I guess we'll have to use a rope to lower the Junior Danger Rangers to the ground out the window.

(the villains use a rope to lower the Junior Danger Rangers to the ground out the window and jump out and land on their feet)

(Octodon, Rusty, Quentin, Henri, Buck, Lonnie or Jenkins): Nice landing on your face, you big idiot.

(Octodon, Rusty, Quentin, Henri, Buck, Lonnie or Jenkins): Oh, shut up.

In chapter where the Danger Rangers come into Leroy's world
SAVO: Danger Alert! Danger Alert!

Sully: What seems to be the emergency, SAVO?

SAVO: It's about the Junior Danger Rangers! Alro, Bradley, Beth, Phillip, Kevin Masker, Talya Mendoza, Derek, Nora, Mateo, Lucky Curl, Ben, Sam, Sarah, Ricky Masker, Harry Hopper, George Whiskers, Annie Barker, KC, Noah, Chase Smith, Haiden Blomendale, Myron Moore, Cole Smith, Lisa Quinn, Parker Blomendale, Jaden Briscoe, Ellen Margonis, Kelly Peters, Dylan Briscoe, Madeline Ouzts, Trevor Smith, Chloe Verhallen, Riley Briscoe, everybody, gone!

Kitty: What do you mean "gone?"

SAVO: Commander Octodon, Rusty Ringtail, Quentin V. Manderbill, Henri Ennui, Buck Huckster and the two rats, Lonnie and Jenkins have kidnapped them!

Squeeky: Oh, this is horrible!

Gabriela: (to Squeeky) Hang on, Squeeky. (to SAVO) Where are they now, SAVO?

SAVO: Fortunately, the last known whereabouts are in Leroy's world.

All: Leroy's world?

Kitty: The same boy who turned into a monkey once he entered ours?

SAVO: That is correct. I saw them come in through the TV set's screen in the room where Leroy's asleep.

Sully: Rangers, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

All: Yes.

(Kitty, Burble, Squeeky, Burt or Gabriela): But you say it first.

Sully: If the villains can do it, maybe, we can do it too!

(Kitty, Burble, Squeeky, Burt or Gabriela): Now, that's using the old noodle.

SAVO: However, I can't open the portal yet because Leroy is asleep.

Fallbot: (walks in) Hey, guys. I heard what happened and I want you to know that I'll stay put and cover for whoever goes.

Sully: (to Fallbot) Great idea, Fallbot. (to the rest of the Danger Rangers) And as we all know, all the mammal members join all missions, not that I'm saying that the mammals are superior to every other animal, which saying so is wrong, even for me, but I recommend that the non-mammals elect to stay put and cover for us along with Fallbot.

Gabriela: I'll stay put and cover.

Burt: I'm going with you guys, since I'm the non-mammal who goes on the most missions.

Sully: Well, it looks like Leroy's world's gonna be in for a surprsie.

(In the real world, Leroy wakes up)

Leroy: (yawns) I'm sure it's another beautiful day. (he notices the window the villains left open) Huh, that's funny. I could've sworn I had the window and curtains shut last night.

(the TV set began to static while Leroy was observing the window and the set reveals Sully)

Sully: Leroy!

Leroy: (he notics Sully on the TV screen) Oh, top of the morning, Sully!

Sully: Leroy, get out of the way!

Leroy: Okay. (he gets a shocked look on his face) Wait, what?! Why?!

Sully: We're coming into your world!

Leroy: Oh boy. (he moves out of the screen's way)

(Sully runs to the portal and jumps out of the television, converting from a 2D animated character into a CGI three-dimensional animated character and gaining the features a real sea lion has (sharp teeth in his mouth, more whiskers, five fingers on his front flippers, five toes on his hind flippers, three toenails on each hind flipper and a small flattened tail))

Sully: Whoa! Whoa! (he hits the wall and falls onto Leroy's bed)

(Joyce wakes up, notices Sully on Leroy's bed and gasps in surprise)

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(in the animated world...)

Burble: G.B., Fallbot, let everyone in our world know that the rest of us won't be here until further notice. (he runs to the portal)

Gabriela: Okay, be careful in Leroy's world.

(in the real world...)

Squeeky: That was fun, we should do it again!

(Sully, Kitty and Burt look at Squeeky annoyed)

Squeeky: What I didn't mean right now.

(off-screen, Burble comes halfway out of the TV, converting from 2D animated to CGI three-dimensional animated and gaining some of the features a real polar bear has (sharp teeth in his mouth, black lips, five fingers on his front paws, visible nails on each paw and pawpads on each paw) but he gets stuck due to his size)

Burble: Guys, help, get me out of here!

Squeeky: Hang on, big guy!

(He and Burt get Burble unstuck and the rest of him converts from 2D animated to GCI three-dimension animated and he gains the rest of the features (five toes on his hind paws, visible nails on each paw and pawpads on each paw). The three of them come to a collision course with Sully and Kitty onto the wall and they all fall onto Leroy's bed.)

Kitty: (muffled) Burble, get off us!

Burble: (getting off Sully and Kitty) Sorry!

Leroy: Danger Rangers! Are you okay?

Sully: (jumps off Leroy's bed with the rest of the Rangers) Yeah, we're okay. Thanks for asking.

(The Rangers look around the room)

Squeeky: Hey, wait a minute, this doesn't look like Leroy's room.

Leroy: I know, this is my vacation home room.

Kitty: This is your vacation home room?

Leroy: That's right, you're in my vacation home, here in Keystone.

SAVO: Wow, Leroy, we didn't know you had a vacation home.

Burt: This room looks great.

Burble: And swell too.

Leroy: It's so great to see you in my world. (notices that Gabriela and Fallbot aren't with them) Hey, where are G.B. and Fallbot?

Sully: Fallbot wanted to stay put and cover for us and G.B. elected to do the same like I recommended the non-mammal members to.

Leroy: Oh, I see.

Joyce: (excitedly) It's the Danger Rangers!

(the Rangers notice Joyce seeing them)

Joyce: It's the Danger Rangers! Sully, Burt, Burble, Squeeky and my favorite, Kitty!

Leroy: Wait a minute, Joyce, you can see them too?

Joyce: My brother, Leroy and I are your biggest fans! Can I have your autograph?

Kitty: Sure, young lady. (She puts her paw in a stamp ink pad and uses it as a stamp to give Joyce the autograph. She wipes her paw and notices that it has become different.) Huh?

Sully: Kitty, are you okay?

Kitty: Guys, can you look at your feelers?

(the other Rangers look at their feelers)

Burble: (gasps in shock)

Burt: (gasps in shock)

Squeeky: (shocked) What the?!

Sully: (shocked) Hey!

Burble: Oh my gosh, look at us!

Squeeky: Yeah, our feelers and feet look different!

(they see a large mirror and look in it)

Kitty: Oh my! And our looks are different too!

Squeeky: (scared after seeing Sully, Kitty and Burble's sharp teeth in their mouths) Aah! Monsters have taken over Sully, Kitty and Burble's bodies!

Leroy: Calm down, Squeeky, it's only that Sully, Kitty and Burble's teeth are different.

Burble: Oh my gosh! Sully, Kitty, our teeth have become sharp!

Squeeky: Oooh! And my front teeth have become bigger than they were before! And I've got whiskers, I've never had whiskers before!

Joyce: And Sully and Burt, look at your backsides! (laughing)

Burt: Since when did I have a pattern on my shell?

Sully: And why do I have a tail?

Leroy: Sully, sea lions in my world have tails between their hind flippers.

Kitty: (Scared) Oh, what a world this has turned out to be!

Sully: (Scared) I have a strange feeling we don't feel like ourselves anymore and the worst part, we feel like feral animals trapped in sapient bodies!

Burble (Scared) What are gonna do? What are we gonna do!?

Leroy: (to all the Danger Rangers) Calm down, guys, I've seen each of your kind in my world and they have the features that you've never had before. You're still Danger Rangers, no matter what features you have. (to Kitty) Especially, you, kitty cat. (he rubs Kitty's head)

Kitty: Thanks, little monkey. (she purrs)

Squeeky: Aww, isn't that lovable? Kitty running her motor?

Burt: Wait, Kitty's got a motor?

Burble: No, that was a figure of speech.

Burt: Oh.

Sully: (to Leroy) You're so kind to such animals like us, Leroy. (to himself) Hmm, how do I say it in a non-dramatic way? (to the Rangers) Well, Rangers, looks like by entering Leroy's world our looks have converted from the way they were before to the way they are right now.

Burble: Yep, that must've happened to the villains and the Junior Danger Rangers too.

Sully: (remembering) Oh, that just reminds me, they better have been here.

(the Rangers look out the window and see the hole in the shape of (Octodon, Rusty, Quentin, Henri, Buck, Lonnie or Jenkins) in the ground)

Sully: (to the Rangers) Yep, they were here. (to SAVO) SAVO, where in Keystone are they exactly, now?

SAVO: Looks like they are in various locations in Keystone.

Squeeky: Oh, this is horrible!

(the Rangers hear footsteps coming)

Marcus (Leroy's father): What's going on?

Angela (Leroy's mother): Are you okay, sugar cubes?

(Marcus and Angela see the Rangers in the room in surprise)

Danger Rangers: Uh, hello.

Marcus: Who are you five animals and what are you doing?

Joyce: It's the Danger Rangers!

Leroy: They're the titular heroes from the show I watched when I was younger.

Marcus: What?

Angela: What are the heroes from the show doing here in our world?

Sully: Well, sir and ma'am, what happened was Commander Octodon, Rusty Ringtail, Quentin V. Manderbill, Henri Ennui, Buck Huckster and the two rats, Lonnie and Jenkins have kidnapped the Junior Danger Rangers and escaped from our world with them and that's why we came chasing after them.

Leroy: (gasps) And why the window and curtains are open when they were closed last night!

Angela: Who are these Junior Danger Rangers? And who are these particular fellas, Commander Octodon, Rusty Ringtail, Quentin V. Manderbill, Henri Ennui, Buck Huckster and Lonnie and Jenkins?

Joyce: They're some of the bad guys from the show.

Leroy: And the Junior Danger Rangers are kids who help the Danger Rangers themselves.

Marcus: (facepalms) You mean to tell me they all got out of their world through that TV screen?

Sully: What's your name, young lady? And are you older or younger than your brother, Leroy?

Joyce: My name's Joyce and I'm five minutes older than Leroy.

Sully: And pleasure to meet you, Mr. and Mrs.....

Marcus: McCoy. I'm Marcus McCoy and this is my wife, Angela.

Sully: (to Marcus) Pleasure to meet you, Marcus. (to Angela) You too, Angela.

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Leroy: (Shocked) Jeff?

Kitty: (Shocked) But i thought he was destroyed!