Thread:GazzaB9/@comment-11063071-20191019195333/@comment-30134917-20191025223029

Now, if you have not read the blog post I just linked you to, we are the church of Lord Garfield. Our website. We are always looking to recruit new members to our religion and I was wondring if you were interested.

Our history: founded by me in the year of four days ago after watching nothing but reddit videos related to Lord Garfield for a full day, I became enlightened and was saved by the great orange one. We believe one day the great orange one will come to our world finally and devour all on it except for those who worship him, who will be saved and sent to the fourth world.

We promote the belief that lasagna is the greatest of meals and must be devoured for dinner every day. He also believe that mondays are unholy and thus we have a day of cleansing. We also believe that we must never own dogs and if we own cats they must be fat and orange.

Repent your sins against Lord Garfield and be saved. Wait for rebellion.

TL;DR join our cult goddamnit.