Adventure Time: Awakening/Trailer transcripts

(Warner Bros. Pictures, Paramount Pictures, Cartoon Network Studios, and Tencent Pictures logos appear and fade. The scene cuts to Finn who walks to the Ice Kingdom as Jake and Minerva bots roll out a giant ice egg.)
 * San Diego Comic-Con Trailer

Finn: Roll it out. All the way.

Flame Princess: Finn, you know you can't do anything purposely.

(The scene cuts to black then fades up to Finn who talks to Flame Princess.)

Finn: I could prove a new arm and that's why you're gonna make a new one from lava.

(The scene cuts to black then fades up to Finn who looks at the tree with a Finn Sword at night.)

Finn: I wish I could marry Flame Princess.

(The scene fades to black then fades back to Finn who looks at a giant ice egg while he wears his new arm made of lava.)

Finn: (Sighs) Come on, you ice, ice lady. Judgment Day. (Finn cracks a giant ice egg a little as it leaks water) What the hell happened to you?

(The scene cuts to black then fades to Finn, Flame Princess and Huntress Wizard who walk to a giant ice egg.)

Finn: Look, it's just iced water! I don't think it's an egg at all. (Turns on the audio as Patience St. Pim talks indistinctly on radio then he gasps) I think we just found Patience St. Pim.

(The scene cuts to black as the text says "From director Michael Bay.")

Narrator: From director Michael Bay. (The scene cuts to black and fades up to Bandit Princess and her army who ride on their horses.)

Huntress Wizard: Finn!

Bandit Princess: I'm gonna ask you this once. Where is Patience St. Pim?

Finn: You know we got a rule about messing my friends up from the Land of Ooo.

(Bandit Princess thinks then he throws Huntress Wizard to the lawn. She and her army aim at Finn and his friends. The scene cuts to black then cuts back to Patience St. Pim who fights Bandit Princess's army. The scene cuts to black as text says "Next spring" then fades to a new kingdom called Villain Kingdom.)

Narrator: Next spring.

Bandit Princess: The new era has begun. And the age of the mutants is over.

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess's army who beat up Flint then cuts to black as text says "When one adventure ends..." then fades to Fionna and her friends. The scene cuts to Dr. Gross who talks to Finn and Flame Princess.)

Narrator: When one adventure ends...

Dr. Gross: Don't you get it? She doesn't love you anymore.

(The scene cuts to black and text as it says "...another one begins" then cuts to Dr. Gross's rocket.)

Narrator: ...another one begins.

(The song plays "Axios" by Nathan Lanier as the scene cuts to black then fades up to Goblin Kingdom on fire as Simon Abadeer appears from the smoke and loads his RPG then fires at the building. The rocket explodes as the building falls down. The scene cuts to Shermy, Beth and Fern who ride on Martin's ship as Martin flies to Finn and Minerva then cuts to an aircraft chase as Shermy uses the gun turret on Finn's new aircraft then cuts to Finn who confronts Ash.)

Finn: You should've never came after my family.

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess's ship as the mechanical tentacles shoot lasers then cuts to Flame Princess and Patience St. Pim who are captured by two mechanical tentacles.)

Flame Princess: Finn!

(The scene cuts to Finn, Huntress Wizard, Cinnamon Bun and Flame Princess who run from an explosion while Cinnamon Bun carries Bun Bun then cuts to Martin Mertens who uses a jetpack while he shoots two enemy planes with his two M16 rifles then cuts to Finn and Dr. Gross who look at Bandit Princess's ship.)

Dr. Gross: Oh, my God!

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess who chases after Finn then cuts to black.)

Finn: (Voiceover) We need new recruits.

(The scene cuts to the characters from Team Fortress 2 who charge at Finn then cuts to black and cuts back to Finn who lets out his battle cry then he knocks them out in one blow. The scene cuts to black then the title appears and it reads "Adventure Time: Awakening" then cuts to text as it says "April 3rd, 2020. Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D and Dolby Cinema" then the song and trailer end.) (Paramount Pictures, Warner Bros. Pictures, Cartoon Network Studios, and Tencent Pictures logos appear. The scene cuts to Finn who walks to the Ice Kingdom as Jake and Minerva bots roll out a giant ice egg.)
 * International Comic-Con Trailer

Finn: Roll it out. All the way.

Flame Princess: Finn, you know you can't do anything purposely.

(The scene cuts to black then fades up to Finn who talks to Flame Princess.)

Finn: I could prove a new arm and that's why you're gonna make a new one from lava.

(The scene cuts to black then fades up to Finn who looks at the tree with the Finn Sword at night.)

Finn: I wish I could marry Flame Princess.

(The scene fades to black then fades back to Finn who wears a new arm made of lava while he looks at a giant ice egg.)

Finn: (Sighs) Come on, you ice, ice lady. Judgment Day. (Finn cracks a giant ice egg a little as it leaks water) What the hell happened to you?

(The scene cuts to black then fades to Finn, Flame Princess and Huntress Wizard who walk to a giant ice egg.)

Finn: Look, it's just iced water! I don't think it's an egg at all. (Turns on the radio as Patience St. Pim talks indistinctly on radio then he gasps) I think we just found Patience St. Pim.

(The scene cuts to black as the text says "From director Michael Bay.")

Narrator: From director Michael Bay.

(The scene cuts to black and fades up to Bandit Princess and her new army who ride on their horses.)


 * Theatrical Trailer 1

(Warner Bros. Pictures, Paramount Pictures, Cartoon Network Studios, and Tencent Pictures logos appear then the scene fades up to Simon Abadeer.)

Simon: (Narrating) I was born into war, bred into it. People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it. What's the most pain you've ever felt? Maybe the kind that leaves you more vampire than man. My name's Simon Abadeer. I'm formerly known as the Vampire Prince. And I'm going back in time to hunt down Marceline Abadeer and Princess Bubblegum before Patience St. Pim does the counterspell again.

Finn: (Needle scratches record) Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait, stop. Is there Shia LaBeouf in this movie?

Simon: Oh, um, yes, actually.

Finn: Are you Simon Abadeer, son of Marceline and Bubblegum, the Vampire Knight?

Simon: Yes, and I'm hunting them down before Patience St. Pim does the counterspell again.

Finn: Oh, that's good. Wait, what?

Simon: (Chuckles) I'm just kidding. You'll meet Fern again, right?

Finn: Uh... Yes. Absolutely, bro. Come on, Simon, let's go!

(The scene cuts to white and red text says "From Michael Bay, the director of The Rock, Armageddon, The Island, and Transformers" and "And Cartoon Network Studios, the company that brought you The Powerpuff Girls, Ben 10: Ultimate Alien, Samurai Jack and Steven Universe." )

Narrator: From Michael Bay, the director of The Rock, Armageddon, The Island, and ''Transformers. And Cartoon Network Studios, the company that brought you The Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, Ben 10: Ultimate Alien and Steven Universe.''

(The scene cuts to clips from the movie while the song plays "Cobra Chase" by Mark Mancina until Finn, Marceline, Flame Princess and Princess Bubblegum point their guns at Simon and the song stops.)

Simon: Your time's up, Finn Mertens.

Finn: Well, I think that should've been an awesome movie.

(The scene cuts back to white and title as it says "Adventure Time: Awakening" while the song plays "Porsche Scene" by Mark Mancina. The scene cuts to text as it says "Opens Friday, April 3rd, 2020" and the song ends.) (The scene opens to Finn's new house as Mark Collie enters, opens his guitar case and plays his guitar while Finn and Jake see him. Warner Bros. Pictures, Paramount Pictures, Cartoon Network Studios, and Tencent Pictures logos appear then the fire blazes as the scene shows Bandit Princess and her servants. The scene fades to Mark Collie who plays "In Time" while the scene cuts to the clips from "Come Along With Me".)
 * Theatrical Trailer 2

Mark Collie: (Singing) And in time all things shall pass away, in time you may come back someday.

(The scene fades to black.)

Bandit Princess: (Voice-over) Capture them both.

(The scene fades to Mark Collie then the scene cuts to Bandit Princess who captures Princess Bubblegum and Marceline.)

Mark Collie: (Singing continues) To live once more or die once more.

(The scene cuts to a clip from "Three Buckets" where Finn kills Fern with a weed wacker then fades back to Mark Collie who finishes his song.)

Mark Collie: But in time, your time will be no more. (Spoken) I wrote that for Fern. I hope you'll have Flame Princess back.

(The scene cuts to clips from "Escape from the Citadel," "Breezy," "Reboot," "Three Buckets," and "Come Along With Me" then cuts to Finn who gets pushed into water by an explosion then fades to black.)

Narrator: From Michael Bay, the director of The Rock, Armageddon, The Island and Transformers.

(The scene fades up to Cinnamon Bun and Bun Bun as Finn confronts them while he wears his full face skull mask as the song plays an instrumental version of "Switchback" by Celldweller.)

Cinnamon Bun: You're supposed to be single.

Finn: (Points his gun at them) Shut up. Pack your things quickly. Get out of Fire Kingdom.

Dr. Gross: Do you know whose kingdom this is? Do you know whose fault this is?

Patience St. Pim: Bonnibel Bubblegum's.

(The scene cuts to Finn who takes Flame Princess to his new house while he drives his motorcycle after the song stops.)

Cinnamon Bun: (On phone) You're not gonna believe this.

(The scene flashes to shoot-out scenes and the song resumes.)

Narrator: And Cartoon Network Studios, the company that brought you The Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, Ben 10: Ultimate Alien and Steven Universe.

(The scene cuts to Flame Princess and Finn at his new house.)

Flame Princess: We're really sorry we made you single.

(The scene shows Minerva who waves hello to Finn then cuts to Dr. Gross and her army and then cuts to Toronto, Marceline, Flame Princess and Hunson.)

Hunson: What do you think he looks like?

(Finn loads his weapons.)

Marceline: Maybe he's a professional hero.

Finn: This isn't vengeance. No, not vengeance. (The song stops) It's retribution.

(Finn presses the detonator as the scene cuts to action scenes and the song plays "Bodies" by Drowning Pool.)

Narrator: On April 3rd.

Dr. Gross: Bring P-G-8-7 Mertens to me. Whatever it takes, whatever it costs.

Narrator: When one adventure ends...

(The scene cuts to Finn who cocks his shotgun and aims at the camera then cuts to black as the song stops.)

Narrator: ...another one begins.

(The scene fades up to Finn who meets Fern again then cuts to more action scenes while the song resumes.)

Finn: I'm ready for a new adventure.

(The title fades up and it says "Adventure Time: Awakening" then text says "a Michael Bay film.")

Narrator: Adventure Time: Awakening.

(The scene cuts to text as it says "April 3rd. Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D and Dolby Cinema" then cuts to black and the song and trailer end.) (Warner Bros. Pictures, Paramount Pictures, Cartoon Network Studios, and Tencent Pictures logos appear as the scene cuts to Shermy and Beth who look at the Finn Sword.)
 * Final Trailer

Shermy: Looks like we found the Finn Sword. And now, Fern might come alive.

(The explosive crashes as Martin's ship appears. The scene cuts to Martin who walks to Shermy and Beth.)

Martin: Ready to come with me to the past?

Fern: We're ready now.

Martin: Here we go.

(Martin's ship travels to the past as the scene cuts to black and the text says "From Michael Bay, the director of The Rock, Armageddon, The Island and Transformers." The scene cuts to Finn and Jake who meet Shermy, Beth, Martin and Fern.)

Finn: I can't believe you're back, Fern.

Fern: Of course I'm back, bro.

Shermy: It's pleasure to meet you, Finn. And I found your arm.

Beth: Hi, Jake.

Finn: I think that sounds cool to me.

(The scene cuts to black as text says "And Cartoon Network Studios, the company that brought you The Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, Ben 10: Ultimate Alien and Steven Universe." The scene cuts to Finn who talks to Flame Princess.)

Finn: Hi, Phoebe.

Flame Princess: Shermy and Beth? It's so nice to meet you two.

Martin: I know why the timeline changes.

Finn: I don't think it's a big egg. (Gasps) I think we just found Patience St. Pim.

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess and her army who walk to Finn and his family. They capture them as Finn looks at Sir Slicer.)

Sir Slicer: You got one chance to ask me now. Where is Patience St. Pim?

(The scene cuts to black then cuts back to Patience St. Pim who fights off the ice soldiers. The scene cuts to black then fades up to Patience St. Pim.)

Patience St. Pim: It's nice to meet you all.

Flame Princess: You found Patience St. Pim, and all of a sudden, she's on our side?

Patience St. Pim: I'm sorry LSP let me fail deep.

Flame Princess: It's all right.

Finn: Bandit Princess and her army are now called Mutant Annihilators. And we're all targets to be hunted down.

(The scene cuts to black as text says "On April 3rd" while the song plays "Final Frontier" by Thomas Bergersen. The scene fades up to Finn who meets Fionna and her friends.)

Patience St. Pim: How many elemental princesses should they do with the counterspell?

Fionna: You know, that sounds like a good idea.

Finn: And that's what's gonna put your mind.

(Finn and his family wear armors and use weapons. The scene cuts to black as text says "Awakening..." then fades up to new clips from the film. The scene cuts to black again and text says "is here." The scene cuts to Finn who talks to Prince Gumball.)

Prince Gumball: Maybe we could defeat Bandit Princess.

Finn: We will, Gumball. And if we couldn't, we'll be joined in extinction.

Simon: You have to help me.

Finn: I might.

Flame Prince: Look, I think I could help you defeat Bandit Princess before she destroys humanity.

(The scene cuts to black and the song stops then the scene fades up to Marceline who swims out of water.)

Marceline: Finn!

Finn: I'm coming. I promise!

(The scene cuts to more clips from the film and "Final Frontier" resumes.)

Flame Princess: No matter how much you love me, I'll always be your girlfriend.

Finn: I love you, Phoebe. I always love you.

(The scene cuts to black and the title shows "Adventure Time: Awakening" as the text says "a Michael Bay film". The scene cuts to another text and it says "April 3rd. Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D and Dolby Cinema.")