The Scholastic Movie/Transcript


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 * Scholastic (voiceover): *male voice clears throat*
 * Scholastic (voiceover): Now, where to begin? *clicks tongue*
 * Scholastic (voiceover): How 'bout, "Once upon a time"?
 * *door slams*
 * Scholastic (voiceover): How many times have you heard that to begin a story?
 * Scholastic (voiceover): Let's do somethin' else.
 * Scholastic (voiceover): *gasps* I got it, I got it, here we go.
 * Scholastic (voiceover): Here's how to open a movie!
 * *singing in African language*
 * Scholastic (voiceover): No, I don't think so.
 * Scholastic (voiceover): It sounds familiar. Doesn't it, to you?
 * Scholastic (voiceover): Oh, no, no, not the book.
 * Scholastic (voiceover): How many have seen "opening the book" before?
 * *brakes screeches*
 * Scholastic (voiceover): Close the book. We're not doing that.
 * Scholastic (voiceover): Here's what we're gonna do. Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worse?
 * (Shows Title)
 * Scholastic: Hello! This is me. Scholastic!
 * Scholastic: I'm a worker because I build books and stuff!
 * Petey: Wow. Thats cool.
 * Scholastic: *laughs* Wow I never seen this before!
 * (Scholastic Theme Song Plays)
 * *cheers*
 * Scholastic: Thank you! (x2)
 * (Welcome to this Playing)
 * Scholastic: Thank you! (x2)
 * *thunder*
 * Scholastic: Huuuuu???
 * *creaking*
 * Evil Li'l Petey: Pepare to be landed!!
 * *boom*
 * *footsteps approaching*
 * Evil Li'l Petety: Hey! What those kids are there?
 * *all gasps*
 * Llama Llama: Why?
 * Evil Li'l Petey: Because we're in big trouble! Because I'm Evil!!!!!
 * Evil Li'l Petey: Attack!!!
 * *all screaming*
 * Evil Li'l Petey: Throw Bombs! Throw Bombs!!!!!
 * *timer beeping*
 * *explodes*
 * Petey: Uh-OH! Hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * *scretches but can't stop*
 * *all screaming*
 * *screaming echos*
 * *muttering*
 * Evil Li'l Petey: HAW HAW HAW! I stole the party/day!
 * *evil laugher*
 * Scholastic: Oh no. Are we're here?
 * Cliford: No.
 * Evil Li'l Petey: I invented the machine: The Shrink Ray 3000!!!
 * *bam*
 * *groaning*
 * Scholastic: Uh-Oh!
 * Evil Li'l Petey: Well, to destroy the party/day, I need to push the button!
 * *button pushes*
 * Computer: Loading... Please wait...
 * Evil Li'l Petey: *evil chuckles*
 * Computer: 100.0% complete.
 * *ka-boom*
 * Evil Li'l Petey: It works!
 * Petey: What are we're there???
 * Cliford: I don't know.
 * Cliford: I don't know.