All-New Tiny Toon Adventures: ACME Disaster Strikes game script

Press Start/Pause: The game’s new intro
(The All-New Tiny Toon Adventures theme music begins playing in the background.)

Buster: We’re lucky we’re not confessin’ we have a new game in session I always learned my lesson

Babs: I’m having lots of fun

Plucky: I’m filled with elation since I came back on television

Shirley: for the next incarnation I’m not calling for a nun

Professor Daffy: welcome back to ACME Looniversity for another school year

Buster: there’s a test

Babs: I don’t need rest

Plucky: I’m not living in fear

All Tiny Toons gang members: we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little looney, it’s All-New Tiny Toon Adventures with some video game fun

Buster and Babs: now the game has begun.

Prologue: Buster and Babs’s introduction
Buster: “Hiya, game playing toonsters, I’m Buster Bunny,”

Babs: “and I’m Babs Bunny.”

Buster and Babs: “No relations.”

Buster: “In this game, you get to play as me, Babs, Plucky, Hamton and the rest of our good friends from ACME Looniversity.”

Babs: “And plus, there’s lots of super exciting stage levels, a multi-player game, a tutorial with Shirley the Loon, go-kart racing and boss battle mini games to play around with.”

(Plucky is heard sobbing wildly off screen just as he, Hamton, Fifi, Shirley, Elmyra, Montana Max, Furrball, Byron, Calamity, Little Beeper, Concord, Li’l Sneezer and Gogo Dodo come right over to Buster and Babs for help.)

Buster: “Plucky, guys, what’s going on around here?”

Plucky: “Buster, Babs, it’s terrible and horrible, you need to help all of us!”

Hamton: “ACME Looniversity is gonna be destroyed by the evil Princess Foakyra!”

Babs: “Oh my word, that’s terrible and horrible!”

Buster: “We better hurry and save ACME Looniversity right away!”

Babs: “That’s exactly right, but let’s hurry on over to Professor Bugs’s classroom so we’ll understand what’s going on around here.”

Fifi: “I sure hope he knows about zis seetuation.”

Cutscene 1: Professor Bugs’s classroom
Professor Bugs: “Now, students, I know dat we’re all in deep shock about ACME Looniversity bein’ destroyed by Princess Foakyra, but right befawh we begin de test quiz, let’s watch a news repawht about it 1st.”

Professor Bugs turns on the television screen and Mary Melody appears on it.

Mary Melody: “Good morning, fellow citizens of ACME Acres, Mary Melody here, reporting on a terrible dramatic situation, we just received some terrible and horrible news that ACME Looniversity is gonna be destroyed by Princess Foakyra, here are some of the faculty members to speak about it.”

Professor Daffy: “It was terrible and horrible, I saw the entire thing with my own 2 eyes!”

Coach Sam: “I wouldn’t let that varmint princess of darkness in my way, even as I speak of it!”

Professor Elmer: “Don’t wet anyding tewwibwe and howwibwe happen to ACME Woonivewsity.”

Princess Foakyra: “And when ACME Looniversity is destroyed, it’ll become the House of Darkness.”

Mary Melody: “And so there you have it, we must save ACME Looniversity right before it becomes the House of Darkness.”

Professor Bugs turns off the television screen.

Professor Bugs: “It’s true indeed, but right now, let’s begin de test quiz.”

Professor Bugs gives Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton and the other students their test quiz papers and they begin writing them down ‘til they’re all finished and complete.

Professor Bugs: “Perfect, tanks a bunch, now it’s time to choose de hall monitor of de entire year.”

Select a character to be hall monitor of the year
Player 1: Buster Bunny

Professor Bugs: “And Busta’s de hall monitor of de year.”

Buster: “I knew it, I’m on the patrolling job.”

End cutscene 1………

Gameplay 1: The ACME Looniversity hallways
Buster walks around on his way to the ACME Looniversity cafeteria lunch room and looks around to see if Elmyra or Montana Max are nearby, but their nowhere in sight.

Buster collects ACME emblems and Buster coins and unlocks video clip number 1: The Grounded Duck.

Buster defeats a few of Princess Foakyra’s evil monster army and unlocks video clip number 2: Snowy Dazed, then he makes it all the way to the ACME Looniversity cafeteria lunch room.

Cutscene 2: The ACME Looniversity cafeteria lunch room
Buster: “Hey, how are you doing, my dear good friends, I sure hope you’re not having any food fights.”

Plucky: “Oh don’t worry about it, Buster, we’re not.”

Hamton: “We’re obeying all of your rules.”

Fowlmouth: “That’s exactly what we’re doin’.”

Buster: “Okay, well, suit yourselves.”

Plucky is now finished with his lunch and is about to throw his empty paper lunch tray away in a nearby trash can.

Plucky: “Hey, you guys, watch me find a nearby trash can.”

Player 1: Plucky Duck

Gameplay 2: Finding a nearby trash can
Plucky walks around avoiding slippery objects, being spotted by Elmyra and Montana Max, then finds a nearby trash can.

A Button: Toss empty paper tray in trash can

Another cutscene occurs.

Plucky: “Now that’s what I call clean and tidy.”

Babs: “Wow, Plucky, you’re working super hard.”

Hamton: “And on our way to Professor Daffy’s classroom, I’m gonna need to collect some popsicle sticks to make a popsicle stick bridge.”

Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton and the other students walk around outta the ACME Looniversity cafeteria lunch room.

Player 1: Hamton Pig

Gameplay 3: Collecting popsicle sticks
Hamton walks around collecting ACME emblems and popsicle sticks, then he unlocks video clip number 3: Return to Slumber Party Mountain.

Hamton collects more popsicle sticks on his way to Professor Daffy’s classroom.

Cutscene 3: Professor Daffy’s classroom
Professor Daffy: “Now pay super close attention, students, there’ll be no eating, laughing or falling asleep or throwing paper airplanes in any single class of mine.”

Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton and the others begin writing down the answers to their test quiz papers ‘til their all finished and complete.

Professor Daffy: “Good, every good, now off you go to gym class.”

Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton and the others go right off to gym class.

Player 1: Shirley the Loon

Gameplay 4: Gym class with Coach Sam
Coach Sam: “Alright, everybody, listen up, it’s time for gym class, y’all prepared to play basketball?”

The students nod their heads in agreement.

Coach Sam: “Good, very good, (he turns right over to Plucky who’s pointing his water shooting toy right in Fowlmouth’s face.) hey, you, little green duck with the white tank top!”

Plucky: “M-M-Me?”

Coach Sam: “That’s exactly right, pardner, now put that water shootin’ toy of yours away right before you soak somebody’s eyes out with it.”

Plucky puts his water shooting toy away.

Coach Sam: “And now, let the game begin.”

Shirley begins moving around while dribbling the basketball, jumps up super high and shoots it right into the basketball hoop, then does the exact same thing over again ‘til she wins the basketball game.

Coach Sam: “And Shirley’s the winner!”

Shirley: “Alright, I won the game, I’m the lucky winner!”

Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton and the others go off on their way to Professor Elmer’s classroom.

Player 1: Fifi La Fume

Gameplay 5: Professor Elmer’s classroom
Professor Elmer: “Awwight, hewe awe youw twivia test papews, you can aww begin wight now.”

Fifi begins writing down the answers to her trivia questions on her trivia test paper for about a couple of minutes just like the other students, ‘til they’re all finished and complete.

Professor Elmer: “Wet me check youw answews.”

Professor Elmer checks the answers and finds them all correct.

Professor Elmer: “Yep, you got dem aww cowwect, pewfect job, students, now off you go to Pwofessow Wowa’s cwasswoom.”

Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton and the others walk around on their way to Professor Lola’s classroom.

Player 1: Plucky Duck

Gameplay 6: Professor Lola’s classroom
Professor Lola: “Here are your trivia quiz papers, you can all begin writing.”

Professor Lola gives them their trivia test papers and they all begin writing.

Plucky circles the correct answers on his trivia test paper.

Professor Lola comes right by to check on them.

Professor Lola: “Good, very good, you can all go on your super mission right now.”

Cutscene 3: Building a great big popsicle stick bridge
Buster: “Okay, everybody, we got just about enough popsicle sticks to build a great big popsicle stick bridge.”

Hamton: “Oh good, now we can use them over this big wide gap.”

Gameplay 7: Pasting the popsicle stick bridge parts together as always
Player 1: Hamton Pig

Hamton places all of the popsicle stick bridge parts over the big wide gap and it creates a great big popsicle stick bridge.

Hamton: “Oh joy, the popsicle stick bridge is finally built and right now we can cross on over to ACME Forest.”

Plucky: “So that must be where Princess Foakyra’s hiding.”

Buster: “Come on, you guys, let’s head on out there.”

Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton and the others cross the popsicle stick bridge on their way to ACME Forest.

Player 1: Plucky Duck

Gameplay 8: Exploring ACME Forest
Plucky walks around collecting ACME emblems and unlocking bonus prizes and video clips ‘til they reach Princess Foakyra’s haunted castle.

Cutscene 4: Princess Foakyra’s haunted castle
Princess Foakyra: “Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Plucky Duck, Hamton Pig, Fifi La Fume and Shirley the Loon, what an unusual surprise to see all of you in my haunted castle.”

Buster: “You’re not getting away with anything, Foakyra!”

Babs: “And we’re not gonna let you destroy ACME Looniversity either!”

Plucky: “Is this gonna get silent?!?”

Hamton: “Or is this gonna get a bit louder?!?”

Player 1: Babs Bunny

Boss Battle Fight: Princess Foakyra
Babs moves around and throws some items right towards Princess Foakyra and avoids her powerful attack moves.

Babs defends Buster, Plucky, Hamton, Fifi and Shirley to prevent them from getting injured.

Princess Foakyra: “That does it, no more Mrs. Nice Lady!”

Princess Foakyra sends out the Dark Knight.

Dark Knight: “Now’s the time to burn down ACME Looniversity for good.”

Babs fights against the Dark Knight, does it again ‘til he’s defeated, then she sprays ice cold water at Princess Foakyra which stops her in her tracks.

Princess Foakyra: “NOOOOOOO! in 1 minute, I’ll melt away!”

Princess Foakyra’s now deceased and melted away.

Plucky: "Alright, Dark Knight, it's time for me to take you down!"

Dark Knight: "No, stay back, stay away from me!"

Plucky defeats the Dark Knight 'til he also blows up to death.

Cutscene 4: The creepy castle
Buster: "Alright, we finally did it,"

Babs: "we defeated Foakyra and the Dark Knight!"

Plucky: "This is super incredible ACME Acres and ACME Looniversity is saved!"