The Kagamine Twin Panic

Rin, Len...

Rin Kagamine: What is it, Kimberly? Did somebody type in something crazy about me and my twin brother?

Kimberly AJ (me): I think so. They guess that both of you have been--

Rin: Deactivated?!

Len Kagamine: NO.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *voice echoing*

Prima: *gasps* Oh, my; I must've heard someone shrieking, have you, my beloved one?

Tonio: Yeah, it sounds like Len Kagamine if I recall.

Kimberly: Uh, I was going to say that word Rin, but Len, I assure you, everything's gonna be fine as long as my imagination survives.

Len: I DON'T WANNA DIE! *runs away*

Rin: Len, I-- *sighs*

(approaching footsteps of Prima and Tonio running)

Prima: What is all the fuss about, my sweet orange blossom?

Rin: It's my brother; he's going beyond hysterical because his haters keep on typing that he "ought to die".

Tonio: That is the most traumatic phrase I will not tolerate.

(Len screaming as he keeps running back and forth)

Kimberly: Oh, Prima, Tonio, I'm glad you came to us because of this; Len is about to start losing his mind and Rin is trying to calm him down. Will you help me stop him?

Prima: How about I sing a soothing song to him after my husband Tonio helps you and Rin pacify Len?

Tonio: Good suggestion, Prima, I'll do it.

Prima: I still have other things to do while they're at it.

Len: Tell me I have a chance to live!

Rin: Len? Len?!

Kimberly: He's trying to find his hiding place!

Tonio: I'll take him, Kimberly.

Rin: Len, don't run away from me! I believe (in) you!

Len: No, I DON'T DESERVE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prima: Hmm, I guess I'll have to get some things before I write my new song to sing. *bolts away to her belongings* Let's see; I think a glowing wand will bust away the hateful words typed against poor Len. He is indeed beyond hysterical.

Len: I don't wanna die! I DON'T DESERVE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rin (grabbing his brother's hand): I know you don't, Len, but if you are about to, I swear I will stab my belly with some sharp blade so we can die together as twin siblings; and then, we can live another life as long as all the hateful words that were typed about us are completely deleted from all computers humans are currently using!

Kimberly: Oh, Rin...

Tonio: Now, now, children, don't be a pair of martyrs. Nobody's ever gonna kill you by their envious thoughts.

Kimberly: Tonio's right; I know that in all my heart, God insists on the truth, so for His sake, the truth must bust all the lies on the internet. Len will not die, not as long as his fans admire him every day. They will defend him from those who type against him. I don't quite remember the true quote of life since I watched one of the episodes of "Father Brown", but I shall hear it from myself again.

[Prima]
 * With my magic glowstick that looks like a pen
 * And has an elegant rose on the end
 * I will draw the symbols of love and fairness
 * To bust away the hateful ones causing the blend
 * Some sort of blend that was changing the life
 * From heaven to hell which shouldn't be
 * Happening from my watchful eyes
 * Let the truth bust away all the kinds of lies!

(magic surging from Prima's flower glowstick wand)

Kimberly: Huh?

Prima: So, what do you think of my rosy glowstick? Helpful, is it not?

Tonio: Uh, I guess so. I'm still trying to calm these twins down. What could be the next strategy?