Cool Rap Wars/Rick Sanchez vs. Doc Brown

Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! Rick Sanchez! Vs! Doc Brown! Battle!

Rick: Ugh, I had to give up Szechwan sauce for this? Rapping against a senile doctor whose verses will absolutely miss. I have let go of all of my emotions, you have not. Abandoning your protégée for a western school teacher who is hot? I got into various adventures, what have you done? Stand by while your sidekick makes your fate undone? You may be a scientist but you have done Jack shit! You made a time machine and oh wait, that's it. So I can't wait for you to blub. So as I often say, WUBAWUBADUBDUB!

Doc Brown: Great Scott Rick, I have a lot to say to you. Like you treating Morty like shit that;s not all you been through. You were the reason for Jerry and Beth's divorce did it to gain control of the kids source. You turned yourself in to the federation for your daughters own sake. Lost your only lover jeez Rick take a break. You watched your best friend die during his wedding. fucked a planet killed Pencilvester wow your life's very depressing. Unity broke up with you cause she needed some space. You just been sad all your life not finding your place you should have stayed caught by the citadel. And this DeLorean will take you to your future....HELL

Rick: God is not real you dipshit! You willingly helped Marty McFly accidentally cause a dimensional rift. I saved this pointless world more times than you can imagine. You abandoned the one person who trusted you the most, imagine his reaction. You didn't let McFly warn you that you were going to die. I just want to end this right now and let you fry. The only reason people remember you is Christopher Lloyd. When he passes, what interesting part of you would fill the void? So listening you rap still will be pointless. But I won't leave because I know I'm not ballless.