Nostalgia Critic-The Seventh Brother

(shows Nostalgia Critic Intro)

NC: Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic I remember it so you don't have to...I guess some of you remember my Japan review of Jack and the Beanstalk.

Supersamus: Surprise!

NC: Aaaah! What are YOU doing here?

Supersamus: I wanted to review something else with ya!

NC: Well, those Kid's WB days are OVER! Now if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than here your stupid ass-kissing with Knottyorchid!

Supersamus: It's not ass-kissing, we're just pals!

NC:(shoves Supersamus out)

NC:Anyways perhaps you remember my Jack and The Beanstalk review?

(shows footage from review)

NC:(voiceover) It was weird it was insane and non questionable but know I have found a film that probably i or no one else has ever heard of.

(cuts back to NC)

NC:And that is named The Seventh Brother

(Knock on door)

NC:Samus i already told you were not doing another crossover.

(shows Knottyorchid at the door)

Knottyorchid::um I'm not samus he left a few minutes ago.

NC:Knottyorchid? what are you doing here?

Knottyorchid:I figured you and I could do just a normal crossover together

NC: ok but the movie I'm reviewing is something I don't think you heard of

Knottyorchid:Oh I have

NC:Really?

Knottyorchid:Yea i actually grew up with this movie

NC:Oh ok sure i guess you can talk about Seventh Brother with me.

Knottyorchid:Ok The Seventh Brother

(Shows Seventh Brother logo)

Knottyorchid:(VO):Back in 1991 there was a company known as Feature Films For Families they were a company who made some movies that didn't make much sense including there take on The Velveteen Rabbit.

(shows footage)

NC(voiceover):But somehow The Seventh Brother happens to be there achiever....kind of and I am not sure if this film has any other support.

(cuts back to NC and Knotty)

Knotty:yea it feels like I'm the only fan here who likes this film (calls out) HEY ANYONE HEARD OF THE SEVENTH BROTHER?

(audience is mumbling and looking confused)

Audience Member:The Seventh Brother? what is that?

Audience Member 2:Yea never heard of it?

Knotty:See?

NC:Lets see if this film is a worthy chance or just forgetful like its company this is The Seventh Brother

(shows dusk and forest and shows a sleeping)

NC(VO):So it starts out with a wide forest and shows a sleeping owl who happens to be our storyteller Dr.Albert E Owl

Dr.Albert E Owl:Good Morning or Evening

(Dr. Albert E Owl gets real close to the camera)

(cuts back to NC and Knotty)

NC:Um please can you move back a little your in our bubble

Knotty:Yea (grabs whip and whips at the camera) Back! Back you fowl demon personal space i tell ya personal space!!