Journey Into Space: A My Little Pony Movie/Quotes

Quotes

 * Groff: What's the news, you two?
 * Maxil: We saw an alicorn, Grayson.
 * Groff: An alicorn, hmm?
 * Zio: Yeah, we thought he was an Earth pony and a unicorn at first, but he's not. He has a horn and wings. Also, he has friends who are weasels, a sea turtle, a draconequus and two ostriches, and they’re with the astronaut ponies.
 * Groff: Perfect! They’re the perfect covers!
 * Zio: Oooh! Covers for a magazine?
 * Groff: No, you fool, the perfect covers for blowing up the Earth.
 * Maxil: Which, gives us an idea.
 * Groff: Affirmatively.
 * Song: Destroy the Earth


 * (Scene cuts back to the spaceship, and Discord and Onyx Star are getting ready to grab another jewel on Neptune)
 * Adonis: Man, I'm starving like Marvin. You know we're supposed to get an hour for lunch if there's a contract. I mean we're not actually gonna get a lot of trouble for this.
 * Discord: You know, I'd give my claw for a slice of cake.
 * Adonis: Wait, I need a cake over my head right now.
 * Onyx Star: (laughs) Wait, didn't you actually do that once at Tasty Treat back on Earth?
 * Adonis: That was for two sure. But I would've done it for free, the cake was that good. It means that we have the love of our lives at Tasty Treat.
 * (Flashback to Tasty Treat in Ponyville and Onyx Star and his friends are sitting at a table)
 * Adonis: (to a cake) I know we've only just met, but I think we both know what's gonna happen tonight. So, I'm just gonna cut to the chase (to Saffron Masala) May I please have another fun-sized cake?
 * Saffron Masala: Okay.
 * Adonis: Now where were we?
 * (He picks up the cake and eats it. Flashback ends)
 * Adonis: I broke my heart when that giant twister sent us all to outer space. I used to dream of inventing a time machine just to go back in time and... (looks out the window and sees a Tasty Treat on Neptune; gasps)
 * Discord: Woah!
 * Adonis: Let's go, guys!
 * Onyx Star: We can't. Comet said to get one jewel only.
 * Adonis: Well, I'm so hungry I couldn't eat a whole acorn, so maybe, it's your responsibility not to blow this off for the jewel and go to Tasty Treat on that planet.
 * Onyx Star: We get now. Always know exactly what to say!
 * Adonis: That's the spirit! Now get out there and get that jewel and give each of us pieces of cake!
 * Discord: You got it!
 * (As they fly off to the planet, a golden octopus hides behind a rock, preparing for a surprise attack)


 * (After the song At the Side of the Chasm; the ice cave starts to rumble)
 * Onyx Star: We need to get out of here.
 * Discord: Yeah, we'll never make it out with the jewel and cakes we just ordered.
 * (The golden octopus group chatter, saying that they know a way out)
 * Onyx Star: They said they know a way out. Down through there!
 * Discord: Down through this deep, dark, steep, bottomless ice slide? Onyx, I don't think this is such a good idea.
 * Onyx Star: Get on, Discord. (He levitates Discord on top of one of the golden octopus' head, then he gets on one)
 * Discord: Alright, now let's go.
 * (The golden octopus group, with Onyx Star and Discord on top, start to slide down the ice slide. They past through a sign that says "DANGER! DO NOT ENTER!")
 * Onyx Star: The collapsing cave is getting closer! More speed!
 * (The golden octopus group slide faster, then they go through under a huge room of icicle monsters, and one of them lands on top of a golden octopus, who whimpers in fear)
 * Discord: GGGRRRR!!!
 * Icicle Monster: AAIEE!!!
 * Onyx Star: That ought to take care of that icicle.
 * (They go in through a skull that says "Ahoy, mateys!", then they past an animatronic abominable snowman)
 * Animatronic Abominable Snowman: EYYONK!!!
 * (They go through around another corner, then past the swans that resemble the Country Bear Jamboree, then the swans see the cave collapsing, and they slide down the ice slide with Onyx, Discord the golden octopus group)
 * Discord: AAAHH!!
 * Onyx Star: Woah!!
 * Golden Octopus Group: Hahaha!!!
 * Swan: Wheee!!!
 * (They slide on a spiral hole)
 * Discord: How long is this gonna take?!
 * Onyx Star: We should be out in three... two... one!
 * (They see a way out, and they slide out of the collapsing cave and they land on the ice safely.)
 * Onyx Star: We made it!
 * Discord: Oh, thank goodness. For a second or two, I thought we were done for.


 * Adonis: (as he's carrying a box of astronaut ice cream) Man, it's hot.
 * (Azar is doing some exercises, but accidentally slips on a treadmill and bumps into Adonis)
 * Adonis: All right, bump me one more time, and we're going to wrestling city.
 * Azar: You know, you have some anger management issues.
 * (Crescent Flitter, Lucky Swirl and Brawny Runner are in the control room)
 * Crescent Flitter: Okay, who's going to ask them to go to get the jewel from Saturn?
 * Brawny Runner: Not me.
 * Lucky Swirl: Okay. I'll do it.
 * (As she comes to tell Adonis, she trips on some mechanisms and bumps into Adonis)
 * Adonis: That's it! Wrestling city, here we... Hello.
 * Lucky Swirl: Oh, hello. I didn't see you, because we were not secretly watching from the control room.
 * Brawny Runner: Yeah, I should've asked him, but no, I denied it.


 * Onyx Star: I can't believe it, Comet. You lied to us?! You tricked us into getting those jewels so Groff can have the power to destroy our home?!
 * Comet Tiara: (sighs) Yes, Onyx, it's the truth.
 * (Onyx and his friends gasp in shock)
 * Discord: But why?
 * Brawny Runner: Because we didn't want to perish out in space, so Groff sent us to grab those jewels so he would let us go.
 * Crescent Flitter: And he will make you guys stay in space forever.
 * Onyx Star: Wha... We're never gonna get back home with astronauts working with alien ponies foiling our plans!
 * Adonis: Yeah!
 * Comet Tiara: Look, guys, we're not trying to get you guys hurt by Groff. We're just trying to protect you!
 * Onyx Star: Well, you know what? You're not. You used us for Groff's scheme. You don't do that to everypony! (on the verge of tears) We're done here. Come on, guys, let's get out of here.
 * (He, Adonis, the weasels, Nike, Discord, Azar and Ivo put on their astronaut suits to leave the spaceship)
 * Comet Tiara: Guys, no, wait!
 * (The guys leave the spaceship)
 * Comet Tiara: ONYX!!! WAIT!!!
 * Lucky Swirl: Let 'em go, Comet. They just need to cool down.


 * Onyx Star: Maybe, the jewels are meant for our new forms.
 * Adonis: Yeah, maybe, we’ll become giants.
 * Onyx Star: You’re right! We must return to the spaceship at once.
 * (The fire cheetahs, bronze rams, cloud elephants, golden octopi and pink toucans ran away for Grayson's space tornado is coming closer to them. A screen appears in the front of the space tornado and shows Groff, Maxil and Zio's faces)
 * Groff: Or a visit to our dungeon on Mars, my royal Earth liege! Trap them, guys!
 * Maxil: Yes, sir!
 * (He sets the controls to high, which is about to suck the guys in. Cut to the Mane 6, Spike, their friends and the astronaut ponies witnessing Onyx Star, the weasels, Nike, Discord, the ostriches and the space phoenix being sucked into Groff's space tornado)
 * Twilight Sparkle: Onyx!
 * Comet Tiara: No!
 * (Onyx, his friends and the space phoenix are sucked into the space tornado, imprisoned by Groff and get sent to the dungeon on Mars )
 * Song: Destroy the Earth (Reprise)


 * Groff: Well, well, well. Not so tough now, are you?
 * Onyx Star: You don't know who you're messing with, Groff!
 * Groff: Actually, I do.
 * Maxil: Yeah, because we're aliens ponies.
 * Zio: And there's nothing you can do to stop us, you hear?
 * Discord: Let us go!
 * Groff: We rather not, you know why? Because we're going to turn you into rust statues first as you can see, these cages are rust-proof.
 * Maxil: And after we do that, we're going to put Equestria on our planet.
 * Zio: Then at midnight, we'll blow up the Earth!
 * Onyx Star and Discord: NO!!!
 * Groff: Yes! And after that, I'll be the new Prince of Equestria! (laughs maniacally)
 * Nike: Why that?!
 * Groff: Because, 22 years ago, Princesses Celestia and Luna defeated us after we started invading Equestria and killed their mothers, the queens, and now, we're planning to destroy Equestria by destroying the Earth, bring Equestria to our planet, and lastly, get revenge of Celestia and Luna.
 * Adonis: You'll never get away with this!
 * Nike, Azar and Ivo: Yeah!
 * Maxil: Yes, we will.
 * Zio: Because we're unstoppable.
 * Groff: Now let's get to work, guys!
 * Maxil and Zio: Yes, sir!
 * (Zio turns on the rust machine and starts to transform Gerald and his friends into rust statues)
 * Groff: See you in a thousand years!
 * (He, Maxil and Zio laugh maniacally)


 * Onyx Star: (as he transforming into rust with his friends) I never thought it would end like this.
 * Discord: Me neither.
 * Adonis: We have got to out of here.
 * Ivo: But we can't move!
 * Nike: Yeah. Onyx, Discord, use your magic to open those cage doors!
 * Onyx Star and Discord: Got it!
 * (They use their magic to open the cage doors, and they successfully open)
 * Onyx Star: We did it!
 * Nike: Great! Now...go...save...the world. (He is fully transformed into a rust statue)
 * Azar: Don't...worry...about...us. (He is fully transformed into a rust statue)
 * Ivo: Yeah...the...Earth...is...what all...that...matters. (He is fully transformed into a rust statue)
 * Onyx Star: No!
 * Adonis: Well, we still have my fellow weasels, right, guys. (They are fully transformed into rust statues) No! Well, we tried. It was great knowing you, buddy. You too, Discord.
 * Onyx Star: You too, Sebastian.
 * Discord: Yeah, it was great knowing you, too.
 * (They shake hands)
 * Discord: It was an honor working with you. (He is fully transformed into a rust statue)
 * Adonis: You, too. (He is fully transformed into a rust statue)
 * Onyx Star: The honor was all ours. (He is fully transformed into a rust statue)


 * Twilight Sparkle: Onyx!
 * Comet Tiara: Onyx!
 * Rainbow Dash: Onyx! Where are you?
 * Fluttershy: Onyx! Discord!
 * Pinkie Pie: Nike? Hello? Come out, come out, wherever you are!
 * Grubber: Onyx! Azar! Ivo!
 * Apple Bloom: Discord!
 * Daring Do: Guys! Over here!
 * Capper: We found them.
 * (The Mane 6, their friends and the astronaut ponies found Onyx Star, Discord and their friends turned into rust statues)
 * Twilight Sparkle: Onyx!
 * Fluttershy: Discord!
 * Comet Tiara: No!
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, no! What did those alien ponies do to them?!
 * Grubber: They juth turn them into rutht thtatueth!
 * Apple Bloom: Now what'll we do?
 * Songbird Serenade: Look, an "off" switch!
 * Captain Celaeno: I'll cut it!
 * (She cuts the "on/off" switch, wearing off the rust machine and the rust on Onyx Star, Discord and their friends wears off, freeing them)
 * Onyx Star: We're free! (sees the rest of his friends) Guys, you came!
 * Daring Do: Of course we came. We're also here to save the Earth.
 * Comet Tiara: There's also something I wanted to say to you. I'm sorry we used you to get those jewels for Groff's powers. It was a mean thing to do and I didn't mean it.
 * Lucky Swirl: All of us.
 * Onyx Star: It's okay, Comet. It was great that we helped you and all, but what's important is that friendship is magic. Friends team up with everypony no matter what.
 * Discord: It's settled, then. Now, let's go save the Earth!
 * (Twilight Sparkle, Onyx Star, Comet Tiara, the Mane 5, Spike, the astronaut ponies and the rest of their friends cheer)
 * Song: Hero On!