Cool Rap Wars/Jim Carrey vs. Owen Wilson

Announcer:Cool Rap Wars Jim Carrey vs. Owen Wilson BATTLE!

Jim Carrey: Greetings all let me show you something about how a well famed comedian destroyed a uninteresting dad meme. I'm the biggest funny star since John Belushi. You make kids only remember you for being Lightning McQueen. I've done many films and starred in many shows. You make people go up to you just to say "WHOA" I done some big drama and won many awards the only thing you won was the award for best hipster. So sorry Wilson I've already destroyed you near. Now do me a favor and end your career.

Owen: Wow, your verse was just a bore. At least Megan Fox is known for being a whore. I may be in a movie called Wonder but I truly do wonder. How did you go from the Titan of comedy to a comedic blunder. I have been rising up with a constant plan. While in Dark Crimes you were trying to look like Nick Offerman. I am going to be even more iconic in Loki. While your role in Batman Forever made the riddler a super jokey.

Jim Carrey: Please Wilson I been better in big movies. I been Dr. Robotnik. All You had was Marley and Me. I been Andy Kauffman and still going further and further. What else did you have oh yeah Zoolander. Least my role as The Riddler was iconic and flat your Loki character makes people ask "WHO THE HELL IS THAT?" I'm saying this Owen You been Smoked by The Mask. Your just foreshadowed by Ben Stiller's Ass

Owen: The Mask, you mean the movie that had the deformed sequel. Your current acting state is like David Cross in the Squeakuel. You tried being like Daniel Day Lewis. And you are known for being a big green pile of Christmas mucus. And Cars is memorable and who the fuck remembers Horton? If I want to watch a movie based on Japan, I would watch that James Cameron movie with Edward Norton.

Jim Carrey: Oh Owen, You just do films to please your sons. And who even remembers your cameo in Michael Bay's Armageddon, At least people remember me as not playing such a Klutz, You may be a good actor but everyone just sees Hutch. You been bombing in movies since Wedding Crashers. Not even you would be accepted for Razzie Disasters. And to think you only win awards that are pretty low scum Hell even Robin Williams gets more screen time in Night At The Museum. You can't beat me Cunningham I've mastered your might all i gotta say to you is GOOD AFTERNOON GOOD EVENING AND GOOD NIGHT

Owen: Wow, Truman wants to show me how to rap? Such a shame that both of your Suessian films were forgettable crap. You tried to have fun with Dick and Jane. But your performance in that movie hit like a train. You had a cameo in the office but never got mentioned again. And seriously wanting a fat suit to be the Eggman? Carrey listen if I want to here someone be rappy and scary. I would just listen to some Mariah Carrey.