Littlest Pet Shop: The 1st Epic Movie (2022 film)/Transcript

Part 1: Welcome to Paw-Tucket/Life's a Littlest Pet Shop


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(The scene fades to a dark grey background with the light at the center of the screen, as the chorus starts singing. The camera pans down to a book with the title "LITTLEST PET SHOP", as a slow, gentle orchestral music plays. The text "THE MOVIE" fades in underneath "LITTLEST PET SHOP", thus forming the film's title.)

(The book opens itself and shows the story told here. The first page shows an illustration of a boston terrier named Roxie McTerrier at Paw-Tucket.)

Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a sweet little dog named Roxie, a little roxie with big imaginations.

(The book turns the page to the second one, which shows an illustration of a pet world called Paw-Tucket.)

Narrator: He lived in the pet world called "Paw-Tucket", a place located in a portal, only to be found in pets' imagination. And so, our enchanting story begins.

(The camera zooms into the illustration and the scene fades to the portal. It then zooms into the world of Paw-Tucket, which is located deep within a metropolis. All of the pets that live in the forest are walking around, minding their own business. The camera pans to a huge Townhouse where Roxie lives or used to live, as a long, swelling progression of violins. Roxie, happily skips out of the treehouse, as an uplifting, majestic orchestral music plays.)

Roxie: (laughs happily) Good morning, Paw-Tucket!

(The scene cuts to the Roxie's Friends sleeping in their beds. Jade Catkin wakes up and yawns.)

Jade: Ah, what a beautiful morning. Huh? (looks at his watch) Shoot! Edie! Bev! Trip! Quincy! Darn it! We slept in again! The song's about to start!

Edie: Aw nuts! guys! We can't miss the song. Guys! Wake up! We can't miss our morning song!

Bev: What? What? I'm up! I'm up!

Trip: This song is the very best way to start every morning.

Jade: It's just a super nice way of showing our caretaker, protector, and creator of this world how much we appreciate everything he did and still does for us, once he created this world and us.

Quincy: Gosh, I love him so very much!

(Quincy sees Bobby preparing to sing.)

Quincy: Oh, yes! Oh, yes! The creator is about to start singing!

Bev: Really?

Jade: Yes!

Trip: Okay, let's watch.

Jade, Edie, Bev, Trip and Quincy: Hey, Roxie!

(Roxie notices the Roxie's friends.)

Roxie: Hello!

Jade: I've heard you're about to start singing. So, come on. Sing us a little song, Bobby! You got the best voice!

Trip: You're the best, pal!

Quincy: I agree!

Bev: You rule! Take it away, Roxie!

Roxie: Okay!

(Roxie clears his throat and starts singing "Life's a Littlest Pet Shop)

Roxie: Everything is great Everything is grand I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand Everything is perfect It's falling into place I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face Life's a happy song, when there's someone by my side to sing along When you're alone, life can be a little rough It makes you feel like you're 3 foot tall When it's just you well, times can be tough When there's no one there to catch your fall

Roxie, Jade, Edie, Bev, Trip and Quincy: Everything is great, everything is grand I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand everything is perfect it's falling into place I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face life smells like a rose

Jade: With someone to paint

Edie: And someone to pose

Roxie, Jade, Edie, Bev, Trip and Quincy: Life's a Littlest Pet Shop

Quincy: With someone to pedal

Trip: And someone to brake

Roxie, Jade, Edie, Bev, Trip and Quincy: Life is full of glee

Jade: With someone to saw

Edie: And someone to see

(the other kids appear)

Other Pets: Life's a happy song when there's someone by my side to sing along I've got everything that I need right in front of me Nothing's stopping me Nothing that I can't be when you're right here next to me

Petula: Life's a Littlest Pet Shop

Gavin: With someone to give

Mitchell: And someone to take

Sweetie: Life's a Littlest Pet Shop

Manny: With someone to wash and someone to dry

Savannah: Life's an easy road

The Pets and The Pet-Workers: With someone beside you to share the load

Churchill: Life is full of highs

Mr. Yut: With someone to stir and someone to fry

Scoot: Life's a leg of lamb

Jade and Austin: With someone there to lend a hand

Pet Florist: Life's a bunch of flowers

Roxie and Bev: With someone to while away the hours

Pet Fish Monger: Life's a fillet of fish 'ey!

Edie and Quincy: Uh, yes it is

The Pets and the Pets-Residents: Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along (Dance break) I've got everything that I need right in front of me nothing's stopping me Nothing that I can't be when you're right here next to me I've got everything that I need.

Part 2: Adventures of Paw-Tucket/MatterVille
Lord Julian: I am Lord Julian and this is my wife, Lady Wendy, and we hate pets. Everyone thinks the pets are cuter than the adults. We also hate imagination and creativity! Everyone thinks the two things are better than the generic reality, which is what we love! We're going to get rid of imagination and creativity, and get them out of Pets' heads, once and for all! (laughs evilly) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Part 3: More Adventures in Paw-Tucket / Lord Julian's and Lady Wendy's Army
Comming Soon...

Part 4: The Destruction of Paw-Tucket
(Roxie and her Friends using magic fairy pixie dust on him.)

Roxie: We have to get out of this place!

(With pixie dust stuck to her body, Roxie and her friends grab their suitcases and fly to the sky).

More coming soon!

Part 5: The Place That I Called Home/The Pets meet a new family
(The meteor flies in the sky as the camera pans down to a neighborhood. The meteor crash lands straight into a yard. A newly-formed meteor crater in the backyard at night.)

Unknown Voice: Who is that?

Unknown Voice 2: I don't know.

(They hear someone groaning.)

Unknown Voice: Who are you? Can you tell me?

LYRICS UNDER CONSTRUCTION

More coming soon!

Part 6: Breakfast/Roxie and the others meet Uncle Donny/Fun Times
Coming soon!

Part 7: Roxie and her friends Meets Lily and Jessica and Taylor / Working Together a Team
(Roxie and her friends meeting Lily for the first time.)

Lily: Hello there, newcomers. Welcome to the neighborhood. I'm Lily and this is my sisters Jessica and Taylor. What's your names, guys?

Roxie: (nervous) Uh-buh... buh... Roxie McTerrier. and there are Jade, Bev, Edie, Trip, Savannah, Quincy, Petula, Sweetie Pom Pom, Gavin, Mitchell and Manny Mouser

Roxie: Nice to meet you, dudes and dudettes.

Jessica and Taylor: AWWW!!!

Lily: So, Guys, what do you need?

Trip Hamston: I need you to do a favor, Lily. I need you to make a 7-seated tricycle.

Lily: Are you freaking kidding me, guys?! I do not think i make a 7-seated tricycle

Bev Gilturtle: But there is a way to save the world! because otherwise, Lord Julian will take over the world. (All the Pets get a puppy dog face then Lily started to shock)

Lily: Oh No no no no no no, not the adorable beggin eyes! That are nearly as big as your whole body! (All the Pets still get a puppy dog face) Ugh! that's hidious! (All the Pets still get a puppy dog face) (Lily starts to think, then starts to feel confident) Fine! I will do it! For once!

All the Pets: Alright!

(Later, Lily visits Jessica and Taylor to build this 7-seated tricycle inside at Kappeling's Garage.)

Lily: We have a plan to build a double-seated car, Right, girls.

Jessica and Taylor: Right!

Lily: Now, Let's get to it!

(song starts)

Lily: ''If we build this together, we cant get all wrong. Plus with a three of us, it was half as long.''

Taylor: The perfect tricycle would be a better place.

Jessica: And the double seated would be a quiteful trace.

Taylor and Jessica: Now there's a power source what's that using it spins?

Lily: A Wheel?

Taylor: Yes, We admit an intellegence to be real withins.

Jessica: Well, the brains powers triple we were different together and we'll be a workers are here forever.

Lily: ''I'll be a friend and you'll be a foe. That what part that reason dontcha know!''

Girls: It's better when you really see, equals we, Working together as team for you and me, side by side we can reach our dreams 'cause it's triple or nothing and we're three as a team.

Lily: (Now here is where you get educational.) Well, what times a matter to give it a trace, Plus a ratio matter who gives more space.

Taylor: Divided by five

Jessica: Carry the one

Lily: And something that's easy is so much fun.

Jessica: ''We need a dash of ingenuity, a bit of specificity. A jolt of intuition, and a volt of electricity.''

Lily: ''A little bit of love, and a lot of dance. Put it in together, and do a little chance.''

Taylor: Now the mean, minus the ratio of speed.

Lily: Plus the balance of the gigawatts it cannot exceed.

Girls: It's better when you really see, equals we, Working together as team for you and me, side by side we can reach our dreams 'cause it's triple or nothing and we're three as a team.

Taylor: The ways in which.

Jessica: The continuum switch.

Lily: Marks the path.

Jessica: By physics and math!

Taylor: Into.

Lily: The field.

Taylor: Of.

Jessica: Time.

Lily: And.

Both: Light!

Taylor: That's it!

Jessica: I did it!

Lily: No, we did it!

Taylor: We finished the double-seated tricycle

Lily: I Guess you get a nickel!

Girls: ''TEAM! I'm here for you, and you're here for me! It's better when you, plus me, equals we! Working together as team for you and me! Side by side, we can reach our dreams, 'cause nothing's impossible and we're three as a team!''

(Lily, Jessica and Taylor laughs and faded into night time at USA.)

Part 7: Nighttime
All the Pets: Goodnight, Mom!

Mary: Goodnight, my sweeties!

(All the Pets turn off his bedroom light, about to close her eyes and Hear an explosion)

Roxie McTerrier: Huh? (Walks up to Roxie's telescope, and then discovers that red spot in the sky, which turns out to be MatterVillie) Guys, come back here and watch this!

Jade Catkin: (gasps in shock) Another Ville?

Trip Hamston: (confused) I thought this was our only town.

(zoom into the Matterville, and sees a store)

Quincy Goatee: Some kind of civilization in that city?

(Sees a Citizen walk out of that store)

Edie Von Keet: I was right! A citizen, but what is he doing there?

(Zoom in closer, which then turns out to be a Noob with scared eyes)

All the Pets: (Screaming in panic)

(Mary then hears Pets' scream)

Comming Soon..

Part TBA: Credits
(In the after-credits scene, Lord Julian is sitting in the middle of the sea with Lady Wendy, Pet Catcher and others)

Lord Julian: When I get my hands on you, I will get my revenge! (sinister laughter) Oh, wait. I don't have any hands.

Pet Catcher: (singing) I like crackers and snacks! Crackers and snacks! Crackers and—All: Will you SHUT UP?!!

Diego: Yeah, Pet Catcher! (in a low, demonic tone) YOU BETTER SHUT UP OR WE WILL MAKE YOU SHUT UP! (in normal voice) Man, I'm real sick of this song.

Lady Wendy: Me, too.

(The Summertime Song appears)

Lord Julian: Oh, no! That song!

Diego: (in a low, demonic tone) SHUT UP!!

(The Summertime Song stops)

Lord Julian: Thank you.

(Lady Wendy steps on a rake and hits him. Wendy shudders)

(Screen cuts to black and Lily, Trip Hamston, and Quincy Goatee appear)

Lily: (to the audience) Hey. You're still here. Hey, the movie's over. You should all go home now.

Trip Hamston:  Hi, I'm Trip Hamston. This movie was a very special movie without any drug use.

Quincy Goatee: But the simple fact is it's no laughing matter. You can visit your local library.

(Jade pops up)

Jade Catkin: Good night, everybody!

Edie Von Keet: Goodbye, everyone.

(they walk away off-screen and Lily comes back for a second and looks at the audience again, winks, and disappears off-screen.Roxie McTerrier appears.)

Roxie McTerrier: (to the audience) What? I'm tired. It has nothing to do with the fact that it's an action movie. What? I can't be tired at 1:00 in the morning? (she barks at them and the screen turns black again.)

(The Universal Pictures and Illumination logos appear.)

(End of Littlest Pet Shop: The Movie)