User blog:Trigger Happy the Gremlin/The Cat in the Hat as Told by Emoji

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Conrad ➕ Sally Walden live in 🌇 of Anville with their 👩, Joan Walden. Joan 🏭 for neat-freak Hank Humberfloob, ➕ = hosting an 🏢 🎉 at her 🏠. 1️⃣ 🌞, 👉️👩 = called 🔙 to 🏢, leaving 👶 with Mrs. Kwan, a 😩 babysitter, ➕ forbidding them to enter living room, which = being kept pristine for upcoming 🎉. Joan = also 📅 their next-🚪 neighbor, Larry Quinn, much to Conrad's 😲. Larry = constantly 🔛 lookout for any mischief Conrad may be 📈 to, as 👉️👨 wants nothing more than to send him away to military 🏫, as Conrad has earned reputation of "trouble-maker", while his sister = characterized as "perfect ➕ well-behaved". 🔂 their 👩 leaves, Sally ➕ Conrad 🔔 a humanoid, oversized 👄 🐈 in a 🎩 in their 🏠. 🐈 wants them to 🎓 to have fun, but 👦👧's pet 🐟 does 🚫 want 🐈 🔃 when Joan = away. 🐈 balances some stuff, ruins Joan's best 👗, jumps 🔛 living room's couch, ➕ bakes cupcakes that 💥. In process, 👉️👨 even releases 2️⃣ trouble-making things, Thing 1 ➕ Thing 2, from a crate that 👉️👨 explains = actually a portal from their 🌐 to his 🌐. 🐈 tells Conrad that 👉️👨 only has 1️⃣ rule: never open crate, then allows Things to have fun, but 👉👥 then release their true colors by making a mess out of 🏠. Despite 🐈's ⚠️, Conrad picks 🔒 anyway. When crate's 🔒 attaches itself to collar of 👪 🐕, 🐈 ➕ 👶 must go find it. 👉👥 drive a super-powered 🚗 in 🔍 of 🐕 ➕ use 🐈's magic 🎩, but face an obstacle when 👉️👨 loses it at 1️⃣ 📍. Conrad realises that Things always do opposite to what 👉👥 = told. ➕ that this can be used to their advantage ➕ has them stall Joan so can 👉👥 can get 🏡 ↩️ her. Meanwhile, Larry = revealed to be an unemployed 👨 with false teeth ➕ = in financial ruin, having been showing off ☁ that 👉️👨's a successful businessman in hopes of marrying to Joan ➕ sponging off of her. Larry 👀 Nevins 🏃 across street ➕ 🔜 becomes wise to all of this ➕ 🐕 📉 Joan to tell her, but Things 1 ➕ 2 have stalled her 🔛 road, posing as 👮 🏢. Larry = fed 📈 about this, so 👉️👨 goes 🔙 to 🏠, telling Joan to meet him there. By ⏳ 👶 ➕ 🐈 👄 to 🏠 with 🔒, " 👩 of all messes" emits from unlocked crate ➕ enters 🏠. 👉👥 navigate their way through oversized 🏠 ➕ find crate sucking 📈 things that disappears forever 🔂 gone through, ↪️ Sally = nearly sucked 📈 but holding onto Conrad, Sally has to put her trust into Conrad that 👉️👨 will catch her when 👉️👨 lets go of her hand ➕ puts 🔒 🔙 🔛 crate. plan 🏭: 🏠 👄 to its normal ∷ but then immediately 🍂 apart. 🐈 then tells 👶 that 👉️👨 planned whole 🌞, including making 🚫 opening crate his 1️⃣ rule, as 👉️👨 knew Conrad could 🚫 resist ➕ also admits 👉️👨 never really lost his magic 🎩. 👶 angrily tell 🐈 to leave 🏠. Conrad prepares to face consequences when Joan comes 🏡, but Sally admits that 👉️👩 will share blame. 🐈, having overheard this, happily 👄 to clean 📈 mess with a great cleaning contraption much to Conrad ➕ Sally's surprise ➕ 😋. Afterwards 🐈 👄 👍-👋 to Conrad ➕ Sally as 👉👥 plead him 🚫 to go but 👉️👨 departs as Joan = arriving. Larry arrives when all = restored, 💭 👉️👨 has busted 👶, but when Joan 👀 clean 🏠 (➕ a messy Larry), 👉️👩 does 🚫 believe Larry, ➕ dumps him. When her 🎉 = successful, Joan ➕ her 👶 🎭 in living room by jumping 🔛 couch ➕ having fun. 🎦 🔚 as 🐈 ➕ Thing 1 ➕ Thing 2 decide to take a vacation ➕ 🚶 into 🌇.