Bum Reviews: Tony Crynight Unvierse - The Movie

Here is Nostalgia Critic's review on the animated YouTube movie called Tony Crynight Universe: The Movie.

Transcript
''After the intro plays, we fade to the Nostalgia Critic's house. We then see Nostalgia Critic crying with tears of joy.''

Nostalgia Critic: *cries in happiness* I can't believe that movie was not shitty!

Nostalgia Chick: *smiles* It's okay critic. Not every movie was meant to be bad.

Nostalgia Critic: *sniffs and stops crying* You are right nostalgia chick. I mean, the last time I reviewed Felix the Cat: The Movie, that was the shittiest, if not, thee, shittiest movies I have ever reviewed. But THIS, *shows the poster for Tony Crynight Universe: The Movie* is what a movie is meant to be! And you know, this movie beats that shitty ass felix the cat movie.

((So then, some clips of the felix the cat movie play))

Nostalgia Critic: I mean think about it. Everything that the movie had made no fucking sense! Nothing gave a simple explanation!

((Back to the critic and chick))

Nostalgia Critic: Come to think of it, I think the two movies are rarely different. Don't you think?

Nostalgia Chick: I have to agree, that Felix the Cat movie was pretty bad.

Nostalgia Critic: Yeah it was. And you know what? Why don't we review that better movie together?!

Nostalgia Chick: Yeah! Let's do it!

((So, as the nostalgia critic and the nostalgia chick came to the reviewing room))

Nostalgia Critic: You've heard us right people. We are going to review what could be one of the best, if not, thee, best movies ever made.

Nostalgia Chick: And of course, we are talking about:

Both: Tony Crynight Universe: The Movie!

((Geronimo starts playing as the logo of the movie zooms out a little))

((And then clips from the movie play))

Nostalgia Chick: If you don't know who this Tony Crynight is, he is a simple guy who lives in italy that used animation software. Most likely Adobe Flash Animation.

Nostalgia Critic: Of course. He even says that he likes horror movies, and music from the 80's and 90's, which is true,.

((The clips stop playing along with the music))

Nostalgia Critic: So, you ready to dive in this wonderful extravaganza nostalgia chick?

Nostalgia Chick: I've been born ready! *smiles*

Nostalgia Critic: Alright! Let's dive right into: Tony Crynight Universe: The Movie

((Cuts to the opening titles))

Nostalgia Critic: So we start off in the universe where most movies like, Alien or Planet 51 most likely take place, but this is entirely different.

''Narrator: The universe. A place filled with wonder.''

((While the movie was playing))

Nostalgia Chick: *sighs* Listen to that magnificent. Capturing the true presence of a narrator.

((To Nostalgia Critic and chick))

Nostalgia Critic: Yeah. That narrator reminds me of one of those trailer voice actors.

Nostalgia Chick: But that's probably not important. Right?

Nostalgia Critic: Yeah I get your point.

((Back to the movie with the opening titles beginning))