User blog comment:GreenGrassCreeper34/Ask Bigfoot, Nessie, Mothman, and Chupacabra/@comment-3004323-20171007194750/@comment-25892114-20171007201231

Alien: Alright! Let's play!

(Alien lits the basketball on fire. He then tries to kick it, only to have his foot burn)

Alien: (in pain) YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!