Kids In Florida/Season 1 Script

Welcome To Florida

 * Mr. ?????: Okay, welcome 7th graders to your new school year, my name is Mr. Night, and we have a new student from Texas
 * ????: Hi, i'm Trey Martin and would you like to give me a warm welcome in Florida, i recently move here and i expect Florida to be less stressing than Texas
 * Mr.Night: Okay Mr. Martin, you can sit beside Ryan
 * (Trey proceeds to go to his seat)
 * Ryan: Oh Hey New Kid
 * Trey: Yeah, i'm new in florida after my whole life in Texas, whatever
 * ?????: hehe, a new kid to crap on
 * Ryan: Sally, don't be a jackass to Trey, he's new! Sally:.............
 * Trey: Hey, i remembered Roddy somethere, he went to Texas and we were playing some arcades back when we were kids
 * Roddy: Ay Trey!
 * Trey: There he is!
 * Roddy: I hear you there, did you move to Florida!
 * Trey: Yes i did
 * Mr. Night: Hey there, quiet you two
 * (Trey and Roddy go silent)

The Mutant Cat

 * TBA
 * Mutant Cat: (Impales Roddy)
 * Trey: Oh My God!, That Killed Roddy!
 * Ryan: You Bastard!
 * Sally: There's no time to yell those, let's fucking run!
 * TBA

Stereotypes

 * Ryan: (Sees Tentacles), Uh, why the fuck are some tentacles here?
 * (Tentacles moves)
 * Ryan: NO MORE TENTACLES!, I HAD ENOUGH OF THAT STEREOTYPE!!!!! (Grabs gun and shoots the tentacles to death)
 * Ryan: Fuck tentacles. why did my kind have thought of this crap in the first place?
 * (Ryan proceeds to get a trash bag, puts the tentacles in, and throws the bag in a trash)

Sally Crashes Into A Chicken

 * Sally: Alright, Alright, Let's all get this over with
 * Roddy: Go Sally Go!
 * (Sally goes performs tricks at the skate park on a bike)
 * Trey: Not Bad Sally!
 * (Sally continues posing tricks on the skate park)
 * Sally: Okay, make things harder! (Speeds Up)
 * Ryan: (whispers to Trey) that's not a good idea
 * Trey: We'll see
 * Sally: (Sees chicken) OH SHIT!
 * (Sally tries to hit the breaks, but ends up swerving and crashing into the chicken anyway)
 * Chicken: (Clucks)
 * Sally: MOTHERFU- (crashes into the chicken)
 * (The crash portrays Sally being thrown off her bike, then she bounces a few times on the ground before finally landing very near to her friends with the Family Guy Death Pose)
 * Ryan: Get up Sally!
 * (Silence for a few seconds)
 * Roddy: Oh My God!, Sally Died From The Impact!
 * Ryan: No she didn't, she's still breathing!. (to Sally) Get up!
 * (Sally Striggling)
 * Ryan: GET UP!
 * (Sally has trouble getting up, but the did end up getting up completely anyways)

Ohio Dream

 * TBA
 * TBA
 * Lima: (Uppercuts Roddy So Hard, he flew to space)
 * (Ryan, Sally and Trey Shocked)

Genderbend Episode 1

 * Ruby: Don't you oppress me Jerkboy!
 * Sean: Don't call me a jerk mouthfucker!
 * Ruby: Then don't belittle my people you fucking jackass!
 * Sean: GODAMMIT DON'T CALL ME A JERK YOU MOUTHFUCKING DAUGHTER OF A BASTARD!
 * Tasha: Guys, stop arguing

Mousekid

 * TBA
 * Sally: Shut Up You Stupid Shinto- (Bomb explodes, blowing off her head and decapitating one of her arms)
 * Trey: Oh My God!, Sally Got Blown Up!
 * Roddy and Ryan: ......................
 * Trey: I said, Oh My God!, Sallyy Got Blown Up!
 * Ryan: What?, I don't care, do you?
 * Trey: Oh Yeah, Not Really.
 * (The Three Boys Walk Home)

Speedrun

 * TBA
 * Juanito: GO PEPPITO GO!

Grandpa Atrocities

 * Ryan: (Picks up a note)
 * Note: Meet me by lunch, or else i will beat the shit out of your cousin -Grey
 * Ryan: Oh no, Lisa is in danger!
 * TBA
 * (The Fighting Grandpas accidentally knocks Roddy into a woodchipper)
 * Trey: Oh My God!, They Killed Roddy!
 * Ryan: Godammit Grandpa!

Webitched

 * TBA
 * Rosie: (Zaps Roddy very harshly)
 * (Roddy explodes a la Mortal Kombat)
 * Trey: Oh My God!, She Killed Roddy!
 * Ryan: You Bitch!
 * Rosie: And you three!, i will smite you for calling me a bitch!

Cast

 * Trey Martin
 * Ryuji Ozu
 * Sora Liu
 * Roddy Rockwell
 * Lisa Ozu (Appears in Sally Crashes Into A Chicken, Mousekid and Grandpa Atrocities)
 * Arcus Jones (Appears in Welcome to Florida, Mousekid, Grandpa Atrocities and Webitched)
 * Carl Altomen (Appears in Sally Crashes Into a Chicken and Speedrun)
 * Juanito Salamanca (Appears in Speedrun)

Deaths

 * Trey and Ryan have no deaths
 * Roddy: 6
 * Sally: 1 (Episode 7/Mousekid, blown after she failed to get the bomb off her arms)

Trivia

 * Roddy saying "Oh My God!, Sally Died From The Impact!" was a reference to Kenny's "Oh My God!, They Killed Cartman!"