Crash Bandicoot and Sonic the Hedgehog Adventures: Ratbot the Pirate Transcript

This is the transcript for the 1st Power Gem Saga episode "Ratbot the Pirate" of Crash Bandicoot and Sonic the Hedgehog Adventures.

Transcript
(The episode begins with a view outside Cortex's fortress as the camera zooms in on it. Inside Cortex's fortress, Dr. Cortex impatiently taps his right foot and looks over at the watch on his left wrist.)

Dr. Cortex: It's time!

(Cortex walks up to Professor Caninestein, who is building a time machine)

Dr. Cortex: This thing should have been finished hours ago!

(Cortex points his left index finger at Caninestein)

Dr. Cortex: You're stalling, aren't you, Professor Caninestein?

(Caninestein, who is holding a wrench in his right hand, turns to face Cortex)

Professor Caninestein: I can't go through with this! My theories of time und space were developed for peace, not for your evil schemes

Dr. Cortex: Oh, that's all right, Professor. You don't have to do anything you don't want to... as long as you don't mind being thrown into a dungeon full of snakes and eating rats for the rest of your life!

(Caninestein gets back to working on the time machine, and grabs a cable in each hand. The time machine starts up.)

Professor Caninestein: Um, uh, it's f-f-f-finished!

Dr.Cortex: At last! (Hugs the time machine) My very own time machine! Now I can proceed with my cleverest plan of all time! Gathering the four most powerful items in the history of N.Sanity Island... (Pulls down a projectile screen) The all-powerful Power Gems! With them, I shall possess... (Points at the at the respective Power Gem with his pointer) Invisibility, invincibility, immortality, and finally, the power of life itself! With the Power Gems, no one can stop me from becoming the Supreme High Cortex Commando Leader! (Folds his pointer and walks to his time machine) Today, N.Sanity Island, tomorrow, the universe!

(N.Gin & Nitrus Brio walk in)

N.Brio: Good morning, Cortex.

(Cortex growls at Brio. N.Gin and N.Brio walk up to the time machine)

N.Gin: Is this some sort of fan machine? How about I try it out!

(N.Gin gets into the driver's seat, and Cortex stares in shock)

Dr. Cortex: No! That's my time machine (Runs up to the time machine)

N.Gin: What?

(N.Gin pushes the lever forward with his left hand. The time machine disappears, leaving behind a cloud of dust, and N.Brio flinches as he stands atop the table as Cortex runs up to him. Cortex then turns to face Caninestein)

Dr. Cortex: Where did he go?

Professor Caninestein: Ze time controls were set for 300 years ago.

(The Time Machine re-appears atop Brio, with N.Gin as a roast turkey on a plate standing above it. Cortex and Caninestein run up to him.)

N.Gin: Aah! Get me out of this!

(N.Brio pulls his head out from underneath)

N.Brio: I suppose the pilgrims who stuffed you in that turkey tried to eat you?

N.Gin: And they would say I taste lousy!

Dr.Cortex: Ha! It works! (Laughs as he jumps into the driver's seat, he then turns to N.Gin and N.Brio) Brio! N.Gin! Get in! We've got work to do!

(Brio and N.Gin jump into the passenger seats, and Cortex pulls the lever forward with his left hand. The time machine disappears, and Caninestein stumbles back and hits the wall. A lantern above him gets knocked loose, falls, and covers his head. The door opens on it, and Caninestein groans.)

Professor Caninestein: What have I done? Cortex must be stopped!

(Caninestein runs away. The screen transitions to the next scene, which takes place on the beach of N.Sanity Island with Crash Bandicoot sleeping on the couch and Coco Bandicoot on her tablet while Aku Aku is watching them.)

Coco: Ahh. A nice sunny day with no Cortex and his goons causing trouble.

(Soon, a portal opens as Sonic the Hedgehog, Tails and Caninestein exit as Caninestein walks up to Crash)

Professor Caninestein: Excuse me, are you Crash Bandicoot? (Notices Crash is sleeping deeply)

Aku Aku: Crash. Crash! CRASH!

(Crash finally wakes up, bouncing off the couch and falling to the ground in sudden shock.)

Coco: Sorry, sir. My big brother is always a big sleeper. Who are you guys, anyway?

Sonic: I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog.

Tails: My name's Miles Prower. But you can call me Tails.

Professor Caninestein: I am Professor Caninestein, "The Theory of Irrelativity", "E-Flat Equals MC Squared"

Sonic: Get to the point, Professor.

Professor Caninestein: Oh, of course. Do you three know the name "Dr. Neo Cortex"?

Coco: Yes. He created Crash, why do you ask?

Tails: Cause Professor Caninestein built him a time machine to go back in time to get the Power Gems of invisibility, invincibility, immortality, and the power of life.

Coco: Oh no. if Cortex gets those, he'll be unstoppable!

Sonic: Yep, and you guys know this guy more than us. So are you all in?

(Crash gives Sonic a thumbs up)

Aku Aku: Alright, everyone. I will take us after Cortex.

Sonic: But you don't have a time machine.

Aku Aku: I don't need one if I'm a magic mask. Now, we must hurry.

(Aku Aku teleports Crash, Coco, Sonic and Tails after Cortex, N.Gin, and N.Brio)

(Inside the time warp, Cortex, N.Gin and N.Brio are riding in their time machine)

N.Gin: Approaching time-space coordinates in three seconds! Two, one!

(N.Gin pulls the lever forward with his left hand.)

N.Brio: Hang on, we're going down!

(The three doctors scream as they fall. The screen transitions to a view of a seagull flying through the air in pirate times. The seagull lands on the edge of the crow's nest of Captain Ratbeard's pirate ship. Captain Ratbeard is behind the wheel of his pirate ship.)

Captain Ratbeard: Yo ho ho, and a bottle of...

(Before Ratbeard can finish, sparks of electricity emit from his beard)

Captain Ratbeard: What in shark's breath?!

(N.Gin and Cortex scream, along with N.Brio, all into the water, which splashes Ratbeard. Under the water. Cortex turns to face N.Gin and grabs him by his missile on his head, causing N.gin to scream in pain)

Dr. Cortex: Get me on the deck of that ship, you rocket head of the sea!

N.Gin: Yes, Dr. Cortex!

(N.Gin pulls the lever forward with his left hand. The time machine disappears, much to the bewilderment of a passing fish, with clouds resembling exclamation points emitting from him. He turns to face the viewers and shrugs his fins, with clouds resembling question marks emitting from him. The time machine reappears on the deck of Ratbeard's ship, and Cortex now has an octopus on his face, and he grunts as he removes it with his left hand. The octopus lands on N.Gin. Who then removes it and throws it back into the water. Cortex walks out of the time machine and screams as he lands with a thud. N.Brio then falls out of the time machine)

N.Brio: Sorry about that, Cortex.

(Cortex tries to get back up, Brio falls over and lands with a thud. Ratbeard walks up to them)

Captain Ratbeard: No one steps foot on Ratbeard's ship uninvited,

(Ratbeard pulls his sword out of his holster with this right hand)

Captain Ratbeard: And stays in one piece!

Dr. Cortex: Brio! Show this ignorant pirate who's boss!

N.Brio: Yes, Cortex! (Takes out a potion and drinks it, turning himself into a multi-handed pirate and goes up to Ratbeard) En guarde!

(Ratbeard slashes his sword at Brio, N.Brio looks down at his body)

N.Brio: Ha! Never touched me! (Falls into pieces and screams) Alright, so you nicked me.

Dr. Cortex: N.Gin! Take care of him!

(N.Gin jumps out of the time machine and lands near Ratbeard)

N.Gin: Give up, you fool! I'm a black belt! (Laughs)

Captain Ratbeard: Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a rat-beard!

(Ratbeard pulls out a pair of nunchucks in each hand, and N.Gin screams as he stares in shock. He then tries to run away as Ratbeard whips him with the nunchucks. N.Gin, who is now shaped into a ball, groans as one of the nunchucks lands near him. Ratbeard points his index finger at Cortex)

Captain Ratbeard: And how are you going to try to stop me, you scurvy mug of shrimp guts?

Dr. Cortex: Actually, what I had mind was.. (Pulls out his Cortex Robot Transmogrifier Ray and points it at Ratbeard) Blasting you with my Cortex Robot Transmogrifier Ray!

(Cortex fires his Cortex Robot Transmogrifier Ray at Ratbeard, turning him into Ratbot. He walks up to Ratbot and puts his left hand on his left shoulder.)

Dr. Cortex: Now I give the orders! Isn't that right Ratbot the Pirate?

Ratbot: Aye aye, Captain Cortex!

Dr. Cortex: Good! I understand you have a treasure map show the location of a certain large gem!

(Ratbot nods his head "Yes". Cortex then holds out his right arm.)

Dr. Cortex: Show me!

(Ratbot walks away, and Cortex follows behind him. Cortex then slips on a puddle of water and groans as he falls over. Ratbot walks into his cabin and Cortex runs behind him. Ratbot then picks up a tiny treasure chest with both his hands. It opens, revealing a treasure map inside, which Cortex takes with his left hand as the camera zooms in on him)

Dr. Cortex: There it is! (Unfolds the map with his right hand) The location of the Power Gem of Invisibility!

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