User blog:MarvelDCandFantasyFanBoy12/A Third Pilot

Alright third time and neither Collin or green can claim.

Transcript
It begins with the images of dead bodies as someone is narrating. It cuts to Patricia's apartment as she is flipping through news channels until she sees an interesting report. Patricia turns off the TV and then dials her phone. He hangs up as Patricia opens her fridge and pulls out a kidney. She then places it in the microwave and eats it. She then gains a call from Benny. She hangs up as it cuts to André in his mansion watching a sports game as suddenly he hears a doorbell. He goes to answer the door as he sees Patricia in a mask as she then knocks him out. It cuts to Patricia's apartment as André wakes up naked and tied to the table. He then sees Patricia dressed fancy. She grabs a butchers knife and shoves it down his mouth as he coughs and dies. Patricia begins humming Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast as she dismembers the vital organs of André and places them into Tupperware as the pilot ends.
 * Patricia: (narrating) Hello my name is Patricia Dusk and I am a cannibal. I know you're probably shocked. It's just you know how you feel aroused watching porn or fantasizing what Zac Efron looks like naked? I feel that whenever I eat a human. But no worries I don't eat innocents. I only eat the scumbags of the Earth. Don't believe me? Well I should probably show you a day in the life of a cannibal.
 * Newsreporter: Reports have been coming in that André Bishman, the CEO of Bishman Insurance has been laundering money. The rumors aren't confirmed yet and André hasn't said anything about it yet.
 * Patricia: Hey, Benny?
 * Benny: (on phone) What is it this time Patricia?
 * Patricia: I need your hacking skills again. I need you to hack into Bishman Insurance's database.
 * Benny: Lemme guess, you heard the rumors?
 * Patricia: Yes.
 * Benny: Alright, It'll take a while so... I'll call you back.
 * Benny: You're right! He laundered money and didn't return it!
 * Patricia: Good job Benny. I'll pay you soon.
 * André: What the hell?!
 * André: Who the fuck are you?
 * Patricia: The last face you'd ever see.
 * André: This is a sick joke, right?
 * Patricia: Wrong. You are corrupt Mr. Bishman. You have to pay.
 * André: So you're going to kill me?
 * Patricia: Not just that. Eat you too.
 * André: No! Please no! I'll do anything!
 * Patricia: You already dug your grave.

Epilogue
Another one done. Let's see who gets it first.