User blog:GreenGrassCreeper34/Some Incorrect Eric and Claire Quotes


 * Brandon: MICHAEL! I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT!
 * Michael: What?
 * Brandon: (reveals a diamond ring and kneels down) Will you marry me?


 * Claire: Yeah... Oh, look! I don't have a disorder anymore! Now everyone can understand me clearly! Yo, fuckers! I'm Claire! Alright!
 * Emily: Hmm... I like you better with your disorder... (Uses a ghost glove to punch Claire)
 * Claire: ...Fummk yumm, Emm-umm-lumm! (...Fuck you, Emily!)


 * Claire: (sees Emily and Joshua fighting) Hmm... (Comes up with an idea, smiles, and possesses Emily)
 * Joshua: THE FU-
 * Claire: (makes Emily kiss Joshua on the nose) MWAH!


 * Melissa, Brittney and Jessica: Hey, Eric...
 * Melissa: Wanna watch us eat Cheerios while we sit near you?
 * Eric: HELL YEAH! (reveals that he is in a dream) Mm...

(Emily closes her eyes as Claire takes her outside)
 * Emily: So, you have a surprise for me?
 * Claire: Yums! Num clumm yumm eumms... (Yep! Now close your eyes...)
 * Claire: Um ohmm-pumm! (And open!)
 * Emily: So, what's the surprise- (sees a big red dog) You gotta be kidding me...


 * Eric: (imagining himself in a harem with Melissa, Brittney, Ivy, and Jessica) ...Yeah, this feels like something off of some erotic fanfiction.


 * Claire: (sees candy) Ooh... (turns into Gollum) My precious! (Runs to the jar of candy)
 * Eric: ...What?!


 * Claire: (sees Brandon and Brittney arguing) ...Jumm kumms umm-rudumm! (...Just kiss already!)