Jayden in Googleland/Transcript

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Jayden in Googleland

Drink New Diet Blaster Fluid

Female Computer: This is robotic central. You have 11 minutes and dead seconds made for work. Thank you. This if robotic central. You have 11 minutes and 20 seconds made from work. Thank you.

Tony

Dangerous Earl's Pile of Pasta

!Dead End!

Institute of Dangerous Research

Closed

Step In

Female Computer: Step in please. New employee janitor services 2354, begin security scan. Thank you. Scan complete. First, see security desk. Thank you.

!Exit Only!

!Danger! High Voltage !Danger!

Security

Robot Life

Broken Robot: Whadya do?!? Uh--- Oh, great. It;s the new guy. You think they can send me a real clean unit, one the most of new fancy jobs, and look what I did. Well, I can't hover here all I listening to keep you this hammer on.

!Danger! Keep Back Keep Back

Broken Robot: Here's some chief of security here, it is myself of doing, the guard is facility. Heck I know the place during by back of my---

Oop! They got to—Whoa! Ahem. And there, now... let there be a lesson to you. You see, here reading in the lab, right from around the planet, discover, ice late and categorized... "The Most Dangerous Thing on Google". Uh, no. This is what we coming up been so far. But they always looking for something more legal. (walk to the wall and talked) Now, here's your office key. The lab key, break room key, coat room key, locker key, Francis Scott key, state key,, garage key, and keys to the self dimension. Or, you can just push this button.

Restricted Area

Broken Robot: Now, I might ship there are 3 rules. 1). Follow your programs, 2). Follow my quarters, and 3, uh.. don't forgetting has to work. No, no, no. That's a stupid rule. Forget than rule. There is no rule. Just, just follow the first too. And if you don't...

Lab 18 Danger!

Broken Robot: Well? What are you waiting for? Get to work!

Not a Step

Broken Robot: Oh, I just started a good third rule. And if it says don't touch... "Don't Touch".

Waste! Clean! Clean! Clean!

!Extreme Danger! Do not touch! Authorized Personnel Only! Thanks!

Don't touch

Don't touch! Must clean! Don't touch! Must clean! Don't touch! Must clean! Don't touch! Must clean!

Radiation Testing

Use extreme caution! Radioactive Materials In Use!

The Atomizer

Compressed Gas

Keep Out!

The Pie King

Laser

Major Danger!

Laser In Use!

M5 Bomb class

Trailblazer 790

Do not press

Gallactique

Why not

The Most Dangerous Thing on Google

Jayden Carter: Exotic "Google" tour? Are you sure this tour is OK?

Amie Carter: We get to see waterfalls, and temples, and they even included lunch! Is there something you want to say?

Jayden: But... These cats aren't kittens... Right?

Amie: Jayden, would you give it a rest?

Jayden: You don't have to shout... (see a spider) What's that?

Kitten #1: No worry, no worry. Mister, you sit, you sit. (dies)

Jayden: Couldn't be a spider...

Jayden and Amie: (scared) AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Jayden: What're we going to do!!!!

Kitten #2: Mister! Mister! Mister! You help!

Jayden: Why do I have to... Is this supposed to be part of the tour?

Amie: What are you waiting for? Shoot them!!

Kitten #2: Hey!

Jayden: Excuse me...

Kitten #2: You, no talking! Side! Side! Shoot, shoot dem!

Amie: What is going on here?!

Jayden: This vacation were supposed to help us work things out!

Kitten #2: Misters you need better!

Jayden: Waaagh!!

Kittens: Misteeeers!!

Jayden: Our kittens are dead! They're baaaaack!!

Amie: I can see that!

Jayden: What was that?

Amie: Look! They're here for us!

Jayden: Wait! They're coming to attack us too!

Amie: Don't come near me!!! There's the queen of candy and the green collie!

The Queen of Candy: Hey! Kill it! Hurry up and shoot!

The Green Collie: Don't shoot, I'm the green collie!

Kitten #3: Look out in front!

Amie: Ahead...?

Action Sequence Controls

Aim at the direction of the arrow!

Rank S O.K! Rank S O.K!

Rank S O.K! Rank S O.K!

"Great!!"

Rank S O.K! Rank S O.K!

Amie: We're going off the road?!

Jayden: Where are we? There're more of them?! We're going to crash!

Amie: Hey. What do you think those were, anyway?

Jayden: Hey, wait! Where're you going?!

Action Sequence Controls

Keep hitting the button! Fast!

"Great!!"

Rank S O.K! Rank S O.K!

Jayden: It's like a tank!!

Amie: Shoot it!

Jayden: Alright!

Amie: Good going! Let's keep it up! (gets hit)

Amie: What are you looking at? Do something!

Jayden: It's headed this way!

Amie: Did we kill it?

Jayden: It's coming back again!

Amie: Look straight ahead!

Jayden: What? There's a cliff...?

Action Sequence Controls

Push the button when the needle points to center!

"Great!!"

Rank S O.K! Rank S O.K!

Jayden: We made it...

Amie: We should probably get back in civlization.

Jayden: I got a map. It was pretty tourist, so it's not very accurate.

The White Raccoon: Something big coming! Mister. You ready?

The White Raccoon: Mister. This is stragne mushroom.

Jayden: It looks like they're growing from out of the drums...

The White Raccoon: Mister, up!

Jayden: What is that?!

Amie: Hey, you need to hide!

The White Raccoon: Mister! Find somewhere to hide! We move that. Mister it make big noise!

Jayden: Hey, that's dangerous!

The White Raccoon: We're the one's in danger's way!

The White Raccoon: Mister you shoot that!

Jayden: You okay?!

The White Raccoon: Of course, because of this. But... I not thank you enough, so I give you this.

Jayden: But, we can't take that from you...

The White Raccoon: No worry. I just make new village, and new charm! Yes, it look good on you.

Amie: Really?

The White Raccoon: Everyone here!

Big Bird 102: This is Big Bird 102. I've got a visual on the last of the tourists. Proceeding with rescue.

Amie: Let's go and meet them!

Big Bird 102: This is squadron A. Mission complete. But their relationship is over. Returning to base.

Amie: Besides,

Jayden: Amie...

Chorus: Close your eyes and / Hold your little tiny hand / If you want to / I'll tell you how much I love you baby / I'll never let you go

Broken Robot: Ooh, what a thought little pipsqueak like you can turn out to be... "The most Dangerous Thing on Google".