Miss Messysplatter

Miss Messysplatter is a playful and messy parody song from Avenue Q, inspired by the original children's rap song "Mr. Knickerbocker." There are two versions of this; one that's a parody of the version from Barney, and the other a parody of the version from Wee Sing. It is performed by a vibrant ensemble consisting of Stephanie, Bean, Olive Hoover, Matilda Honey, Cory Crow, Juliet Greenberg, Shane DeTorre, Kelly Chan, Tiffany Bailey, Julie Ann Gourson, Tina Marie Espinoza, Kristy Lynn Espinoza, Bre Seltzer, Andrea Schuette, Hillary Hollingsworth, Katie Polk, Celina, Gabi, Deedee Doodle, Alex Mack, Selena Gomez, Ariel Winter, and Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen.

In this energetic performance, the ensemble members embrace their playful side while incorporating wet and messy elements. The stage comes alive with an assortment of substances, including slime, mud, paint, chocolate, peanut butter, pudding, milk, Cadbury egg crème, frosting, marshmallow, honey, oranges, and bananas. As they sing and dance, the cast members joyfully interact with one another, creating a delightful and visually captivating experience.

Please note that while the performance explores the theme of messiness and playfulness, it is still in the spirit of Avenue Q's humorous and irreverent style. The lyrics of "Miss Messysplatter" celebrate the joy of letting loose and having fun while keeping it lighthearted and suitable for the Avenue Q audience.

Version #1
Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

I like the way that you gloppity-glop

I like the way that you splatter and slop with your hands

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

Get ready for the mess, it won't stop

Slime and mud, paint and chocolate, oh what a sight

Peanut butter, pudding, and milk, what a messy delight

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

I like the way that you gloppity-glop

With slime and mud, you make a squishy mess

Chocolate and peanut butter, a sticky excess

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

Get ready for the mess, it won't stop

Paint and clay, oh what a colorful scene

Milk and egg crème, the messiest dream

Frosting and marshmallow, they're in the mix

Honey and orange juice, a gooey fix

Banana cream and oranges, squish and squeeze

In Miss Messysplatter's world, we're covered in these

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

Get ready for the mess, it won't stop

Slime and mud, paint and chocolate, oh what a sight

Peanut butter, pudding, and milk, what a messy delight

So let's embrace the mess, have fun and play

In Miss Messysplatter's world, it's a messy day

Gloppity-glop and splatter away, it's a joyful dance

Miss Messysplatter's here, let the mess enhance

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

I like the way that you gloppity-glop

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

I like the way that you gloppity-glop

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

I like the way that you gloppity-glop

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

I like the way that you gloppity-glop!

Version #2
Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop!

I'm feeling messy with my gloppity-glop,

I dive right into slime, feeling the squish.

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop!

I'm feeling messy with my gloppity-glop,

I get down and dirty, playing in the mud.

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop!

Let's make a mess that won't stop.

Milk and chocolate, what a delicious sight,

Peanut butter and pudding, such a messy delight.

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop!

I'm feeling messy with my gloppity-glop,

I cover myself in milk, a creamy cascade.

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop!

I'm feeling messy with my gloppity-glop,

Egg crème and frosting, a sweet escapade.

Marshmallows and honey, they're in the mix,

Oranges and bananas, a fruity fix.

In Miss Messysplatter's world, we're covered head to toe,

With gloppity-glop and messy fun, let the mess grow.

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop!

Let's make a mess that won't stop.

Slime and mud, paint and clay, what a sight,

Peanut butter and chocolate, messy day and night.

So let's embrace the mess, let's go wild and play,

In Miss Messysplatter's world, it's a messy day.

Gloppity-glop and splatter away, it's a joyful dance,

Miss Messysplatter's here, let the mess enhance.

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

I like the way that you gloppity-glop

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

I like the way that you gloppity-glop

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

I like the way that you gloppity-glop

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

I like the way that you gloppity-glop!