Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat (season 2)/Episode 4b: The Birds and the Bees

Transcript
(Title and episode production credits appears. The episode opens on The Reader of the Rules with his mothers Shuihua and Huohua in the palace guestroom)

Shuihua: Oh our See-Yeh Shi-Yi has grown up!

Huohua: When I met Shuihua, I'd never expect to see her beautiful son!

The Reader of the Rules: Thanks mama and step-mama. You're the best parents I've ever had.

Huohua: Oh See-Yeh...

(Transition wipe to Sagwa, Dongwa, and Sheegwa in the alleyway with the Alley Cats)

Dongwa: I know Wong Ton, you're two kinds of animal! You're part doggy, and part kitty!

Wong Ton: Yeah, I know inkface. I got my 'tufts, 'paws, and tail from my dad, and the rest of my body is from my mom.

Ling: My mom is a full-blooded, ink-faced Siamese and my dad is a Dragon Li cat.

Sagwa: My grandma Nai-Nai has you guys beat. Her mama was a Chartreux who was born in Paris, France and her baba was a Siamese owned by immigrants from Thailand.

Lik-Lik: That explains why her sister looks more like a Chartreux that got clawed by a radioactive Siamese cat!

Sheegwa: Love is all around, as they say!

Bo: My babas are such a great couple!

Hun-Hun: Me and my parents' owners are strange. The man of the house is a Serbian immigrant while the woman is a local from here.

(Nai-Nai walks up)

Nai-Nai: Ahem. I heard you kittens ranting about my parenthood. My French mom was very quiet while my Thai dad was louder than her. And my son, Sagwa's baba, is different from me genetically. He looks more like his baba when he was younger, or my baba when he was younger. So is my sister, who has my eyes, personality, and sense of living but the rest of her is a Chartreux.

(Baba Miao walks up)

Baba Miao: Mama, I know my own Nai-Nai had a blissful French accent, and my own Yeh-Yeh had a normal, human, Asian accent. Being of two nationalities of cats is a thing I had trouble with as a kitten.

Nai-Nai: I understand, my son.

(Transition wipe to later in the day, where we see Sagwa and Fu-Fu talking on the alley way walls)

Fu-Fu: Y'know Sagwa, I never knew that the catfish story was a thing.

Sagwa: Well, I know Uncle Catfish as that guy who squirted water at me to tell me his origins, and as the guy who came to the conclusion that I love you.

Fu-Fu: *blushing* I know, my hao pengyou.