Doraemon the Movie: Noby’s Under-the-Sea Rescue/Transcript

Opening
Bang Zoom! Entertainment Logo

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Story takes place with Big G's plan

Big G's Plan
Big G: I'm gonna get that jerk back for ruining my chance become famous!

Big G: Hmm... Oh! I know! I could use Doraemon's bazooka so I could blast Noby out of existence!

(Big G laughs maniacally and walks to Doraemon)

Big G: Oh hey, Doraemon! I might need to borrow this bazooka!

Doraemon: Why?

Big G: So i can blast Noby out of existence!

Doraemon: No!

Big G: What?! Fine then! I'll just take it from your stubborn little hands!

Doraemon: Stop! What are you doing?!

(Big G grabs Doraemon's bazooka and runs off with it)

Doraemon: Come back, Big G! You can't just do whatever you wanna do!

(Noby walks home while humming)

(Big G shows up with the bazooka in his hand)

Big G: Hehehe. TIME TO DIE!

(Noby screams and starts running from Big G and Doraemon and Sue chase Big G, trying to stop him)

Doraemon: Stop! Get away from him!

Sue: Leave Noby alone! What did he ever do to you?

(Noby reaches Mr. S's house, panting.)

Big G: Now it's time to die so you won't ruin my life anymore, you rat!

Noby: Yaaa!!

(Big G shoots the bazooka, but misses and shoots Mr. S's house instead)

Noby: Yep. I'm toast. I'm taking the blame for it.

Doraemon: What? You can't do that! He's the one who destroyed your teacher's house.

Noby: I kinda have to. But i don't know what Mom is going do to me.

At Noby's house
(Tammy is incredibly furious at Noby and Doraemon)

Tammy: Why on earth would you destory your teacher's house?!

Doraemon: I think this is the perfect time to walk away.

Noby: Dang it! You're right.

(While Doraemon and Noby walk away, Tammy presses the button and the metal door appears to block their way out)

Doraemon: Wow. If i'm not seeing correctly, that's an expensive door.

Noby: Mom, listen! It's not my fault! I didn't destroy it! It's Big G's fault! He shot the baz-

Tammy: Silence! You are just terrorizing the entire town for fun! DO YOU! YOU THINK TERRORIZING THE ENTIRE TOWN IS FUN FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT?!

Noby: What?! I wasn't terrorizing anything! Big G is trying to kill me! He's evil!

Tammy: And another thing! Why did you both destroy the front door too?! I'll deal with you later! And you two will both pay for the damages!

Doraemon: Now now. Let's not jump to conclusions. Mom, how about you sell the security door for money to pay for the damages instead.

Tammy: Are you suggesting i should sell my security door?

(Tammy explodes in rage)

Tammy (enraged): BOTH OF YOU! Get up to your room right now! That is the most stupidest idea i've ever heard!

Grounded
Noby (angry): This is all Big G's fault! He always gets his way and gets away with everything! And gets me in trouble with no consequences! What kind of patsy does he take me for anyway? It's not my fault his singing voice destroyed the whole country!

Doraemon: Listen, Noby. It's time to give up payback and just get your homework done. He'll get away with anything anyway.

(Noby sighs and sadly agrees with it and does his homework)

At School
Mr. S: Ok, students. I need you to have your homework turned in.

(Noby gets up to turn in his homework)

Mr. S: Also, I found out about that quarrel between you and Big G.

Noby: Listen, It's not my fault at all. Big G tried to blast me with the bazooka. He tried to-

Mr. S: Be quiet! Why would you do that! That was my very own house! And you destroyed it! You know you shouldn't blame others for your actions!

Big G: Yeah! Because you're so stupid. (laughs)

Noby: Shut up!

Big G: No! You shut up! You wanna get beaten to a pulp?!

Noby: Y'know what? That's it!

(Big G and Noby fight in class)

Mr. S: Enough! Both of you! I hope you're happy! Because you're both suspended for a month!

Big G and Noby: What?

Mr. S: Yes! Get out of my class and this school. NOW! (echoes)

Walking Home
Noby: This is all of your fault, Big G! If you hadn't made me angry, this wouldn't have even happen!

Big G: Shut up, you little twerp! If you hadn't ruin my chances of becoming an amazing singer, THIS wouldn't have happened!

Noby: You shot Mr. S's house! And now he's blaming me for it! And it's your fault! What idiot do you take me for anyway?

Big G: A DUMB ONE!

Noby: Y'know what?! That's it!! I don't wanna be your friend anymore! You're just a selfish, heartless, demented jerk!

(Big G snaps and thrashes Noby)

Big G: Fine! I didn't wanna see you anyway!

(Noby gets up weakly and walks home)

Noby: Now Mom is gonna kill me just cause i got suspended. (angry) But i'm not gonna take it.

Mom has been kidnapped
Noby: Mom, I'm home now. I'm re-

(Noby notices that his mom isn't home.)

Noby: Mom? Mom!

(Noby looks all around the house until he saw a note)

Noby: What's this?

Noby: Dear, Noby. I have been kidnapped by Queen Coralie for imprisonment.

Noby: (chuckles) So she's been mom-napped! It's no big deal.

(Noby gasped in shock.)

Noby: And I have been taken to a magical underwater city know as Neptune City. Please save me, Love, Mom.

Noby: Oh no! I've gotta save Mom! I've gotta make up to all of the bad things i've done!

Saving Mom
Noby: Doraemon!

Doraemon: What, Noby?

Noby: Mom's been kidnapped and taken to some underwater city! We've gotta save her!

Doraemon: Oh no! That's not good! We've gotta go and save her!

Noby: Wait! Why should i be afraid of that mean ol' Queen Coralie. I'm a hero and heroes do not let their mothers get kidnapped by mermaids.

Doraemon: So what.

Noby: So what if it's dangerous and scary.

Doraemon: So what either.

Noby: What is stopping me right now to go out there rescuing my stern, but loving mother and standing up to his Queen Coralie, uh?

Noby: Maybe we can bring some of our friends along!

Doraemon: Yeah! Good idea! And then we can probably get some gear too!

Noby: Yeah! And weapons!

Doraemon: Umm, Sure!

Noby: Okay! Let's go get our Mom back!

(They both bring their friends to their house)

Noby: Listen, guys! Our Mom has been kidnapped and taken by Queen Coralie

Sue: That's not good at all!

Sneech: Yeah!

Big G: Of course not!

Noby: We've gotta save her now!

Doraemon: And I got just the gadget for it!

Doraemon: The Teleporting Submarine!

Doraemon: This will teleport us to Neptune City to save Mom!

Sue: Great!

Sneech: Awesome!

Big G: Nice!

Noby: Awesome! Ok, guys! Let's go!

(A montage shows the heroes traveling to Neptune City)

Noby: I've got a map just in case!

(However, much to everyone's dismay, the map gets soaked and washed away.)

Noby: Um... yikes.

Big G: This is your fault! How are we gonna get to the dumb city now!

Noby: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to let this happen. Have mercy!

Sue: C'mon, leave him alone! This isn't his fault!

(Big G gives her an atomic wedgie (it is not right to do that to a girl, so don't do that at home) Big G laughs along with Sneech)

Sue: That's it!! Why did you do that?!

Big G: Shut up, you jerk! You started it!

(Big G, Sneech and Sue fight and argue while Noby and Doraemon walk away as they both think they could work it out)

At the Casino
Noby: Let's go save her on our own.

Doraemon: Good idea.

(As they both travel to the city, Noby gets distracted by a casino)

Noby: Woah! That casino looks so cool! Doraemon, you should come with me!

Doraemon: I'm not so sure.

Noby: You know what i do when i'm not so sure? I double down! (Cuphead Show! reference)

Doraemon: What does that even mean?

Noby: It means we are going to that casino!

Doraemon: Absolutely not! There's no way we're going!

(The remix called Internet Moms played as the montage begins. Look it up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af8b0JAznqc)

(They went their anyway and Noby becomes totally crazy and greedy, leading to a montage of Doraemon and Noby stealing money, drinking soda, gambling, it all leads to them waking up drunk and confused. The security guard merman found them and tries to kick them out, but Noby drank the speedy drink, causing him to speeds up his awareness and runs around the casino, saving Doraemon and setting up sassy pranks and traps to end the fight while drinking many cups of alcohol, causing him to get intoxicated, all in the span of the single moment before the security guard can reach him.)

Underwater Jail
(Later, They wake up in a jail, With Noby still intoxicated)

Noby: Sue? What are you doing here?

Sue: Well, you see I was being chased by Big G around the casino and tried to defend myself, but ended up getting battered and bruised. And I hate him for it, not to mention the fact that he gave me that horrible wedgie.

Noby: That's horrible!

Sue: I know! That big jerk thinks he can thrash me just because i was trying to defend you, he's wrong! I hate that big gorilla! I HATE HIM! I REALLY, REALLY HATE HIM! Why do we became friends with that overgrown brute! (calm) So what are you in for anyway?

Noby: Well, we were gambling at a casino.

Sue: Are you crazy? You can't just go around and gamble away like that! Kids don't do that!

Noby: Why not?

Sue: Well, for starters, it's incredibly illegal!

(Noby pauses, then realizes he was wrong.)

Noby: Oh my gosh! How was i suppose to know that. I didn't know gambling was illegal! I'm so sorry!

(Noby sobs quickly. Doraemon has an idea as a lightbulb appears on top of him.)

Doraemon: Don't worry, i know the perfect way to get out of this mess.

The Ultimate Confrontation
Tammy: (snaps) OH! So he must be a spoiled brat and a sick pervert!

(Noby gulps in fear.)

Queen Coralie: Snooping in the girl's bathroom? That is a serious offense.

Noby: Hey, it's not my fault Sue was so beautiful.

Tammy: Not to mention the fact that YOU destroyed your teacher's house with a bazooka!

Sue: But he didn't, Big G did it. Noby would never lie about doing something horrible.

Noby: (enraged) WHAT?! YOU STILL THINK I BLEW UP MY TEACHER'S STUPID HOUSE?! ARE YOU INSANE?! ARE YOU JUST COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL?! I DID NOT BLEW UP HIS HOUSE?! WHY CAN'T I MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, YOU INSUFFERABLE HAG!

(Tammy gasps in shock. Queen Coralie is angry at Noby.)

Queen Carolie: Seize here, young man. You do not speak to your mother that way.

(Tammy nods)

Noby: (still mad) YOU WILL NOT SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY, BOTH OF YOU! After everything i done for you, you still treat me like garbage!

Tammy: You are selfish, stubborn, heartless and lazy! I've been trying my best to help you become a better person, but all you wanna do is disrespect me with your...sloth and ignorance!

Queen Coralie: That is NOT how you treat your mother like that.

Sue: (angry at Tammy) And that is NOT how you treat your son like that!

(Sue confronts the two of them.)

Sue: Noby was right! I'm pretty sure he didn't mean to be a failure, but you didn't have to be so mean!

Queen Carolie: What impudence. You sticking up to a hooligan who underage gambles, drinks and causes harm? That is disgraceful.

Sue: It's true. Noby would never do something so evil.

Merlock's Plan Gone Wrong
Doraemon: I knew something like this is gonna happen! I warned you what's gonna happen if his mom becomes mad!

(Merlock is confused.)

Doraemon: WHEN SHE GETS INCREDIBLY BALLISTIC, THEY WERE CATACLYSMIC REPERCUSSIONS!!!!

Merlock: What do you mean? She is the power for me to destroy the entire surface!

Doraemon: Listen, Man! Do you have a basic understanding abotu what we're not supposed to make her angry?!