"Bad Luck 101"/transcript

Prologue: The super villains' lair
Slade is sitting right on his throne chair and speaking with a new male super villain named Bad Luck Bill.

Slade: "So, Bad Luck Bill, are you prepared for our plan?"

Bad Luck Bill: "Yes, boss, of course I am."

Slade: "Then go out there and cause bad luck for the Titans in Jump City."

Bad Luck Bill: "Alright, i'll do it."

Fade to a black screen......

[Teen Titans New Theme Music In Background]

Beast Boy: I can obey the traffic rules

Teen Titans

Beast Boy (continued): I can eat everything without likes or dislikes

Teen Titans

Beast Boy: earthquakes, lightning, thunderstorms

grammar, algebra, science and history

there's nothing I'm terrified of

Teen Titans go [Music Continues In Background]

Beast Boy: go on over and call my name

Teen Titans

all of your troubles will disappear

Teen Titans

Beast Boy (continued): let's use schedule patrol

let's not lose control

losing is hopeless

Teen Titans go

[Music Continues In Background]

Beast Boy: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, go, Teen Titans, alright!"

Scene 1: Titans Headquarters
Raven is walking around to make sure there's no bad luck happening.

Raven: "Okay, no sign of bad luck going on around here."

Raven walks around over to where Robin, Starfire, Cyborg, Beast Boy and Terra are standing.

Robin: "Hey, Raven, how's it going?"

Raven: "Pretty good so far, not 1 single trace of bad luck in sight."

Beast Boy: "I wonder what's on television right now."

Beast Boy is about to head right over to the plasma television screen, but he breaks a ceramic teacup by accident.

Beast Boy: "Yipes! my most favorite teacup!"

Terra: "There's a sign of bad luck going on around here in this tower."

Robin: "Titans, let's move out!"

The 6 Teen Titans team members head on out to fight against Bad Luck Bill along with the HIVE.

Outside the Jump City Streets
Robin: "Who are you?!? show yourself!"

Bad Luck Bill: "Hello, Titans, you may remember me as Bad Luck Bill, I'm here to bring bad luck all over the place."

Raven: "You and what army?"

Bad Luck Bill: "This army."

Mamoth, Gizmo and Jinx show up.

Cyborg: "It's the HIVE!"

Jynx: "That's right, it's us."

Robin: "Titans, go!" The 6 Teen Titans team members begin fighting against Bad Luck Bil and the HIVE, then Starfire, Raven and Cyborg go right back to Titans Headquarters, but more back luck happens: 3 of the team members switch bodies with the HIVE.
 * Robin/Mammoth
 * Mammoth/Robin
 * Beast Boy/Gizmo
 * Gizmo/Beast Boy
 * Terra/Jinx
 * Jinx/Terra

Robin/Mammoth: "What just happened here?"

Beast Boy/Gizmo: "Dudes, look at me, I'm in Gizmo's body."

Mammoth/Robin: "I don't know how to say this, but I look scrawny."

Terra/Jinx: "We switched bodies with the HIVE."

Beast Boy/Gizmo: "Here we go again."

Gizmo/Beast Boy: "Hey, maybe we got some of their super powers and weapons."

Jinx/Terra: "These could be super thrilling."

Robin/Mammoth: "We gotta get outta this trap and find Starfire, Cyborg and Raven."

The 3 Teen Titans team members/the HIVE head on down on their way back inside Titans Headquarters.

Inside Titans Headquarters
Starfire: "Alright, Gizmo, Jinx and Mammoth, we shall take all of you down!"

Starfire, Raven and Cyborg try fighting them off, but they stop them.

Robin/Mammoth: "Guys, please, stop!"

Beast Boy/Gizmo: "It's us!"

Terra/Jynx: "You guys, please listen!"

Starfire: "Robin?"

Robin/Mammoth: "That's right."

Cyborg: "Beast Boy?"

Beast Boy/Gizmo: "Yeah, that's me."

Raven: "Terra?"

Terra/Jynx: "That's me."

Beast Boy/Gizmo: "Somehow, we changed bodies with the HIVE."

Robin/Mammoth: "It's like this, we were fighting against them outside, and the HIVE jump attacked us."

Terra/Jynx: "Then suddenly, BLAST! we turned into the HIVE and they turned into the 3 of us."

Raven: "This seems like another set of bad luck happening."

Robin/Mammoth: "Let's go, you guys, we can't fight against them 'til we get our real bodies back from them."