Astro Boy Games (AVGN Episode)

WARNING: NSFW Dialogue

Synopsys
The Nerd with the help of Astro himself review Astro Boy based games, including Mighty Atom for the Famicon and Super Famicom, Astro Boy: Omega Factor, Astro Boy on the PS2 and Astro Boy: The Video Game for the DS.

Transcrips
Nerd VO: "Anime", a hand-drawn and computer animation art form originating from or associated with Japan, "Manga", comics created in Japan or by creators in the Japanese language, both have been around since the late 19th century to the early 20th century, but the one made them the way they are today was a man by the name of Osamu Tezuka, many of his well known characters included Black Jack, Jungle Emperor Leo, but the one character he'll always be known for is Astro Boy, known as Mighty Atom in Japan, for those unaware, it's the story of a man named Dr. Umataro Tenma who builds a robot from the likeness of his son Tobio, Tenma is happy but later on sees that the robot can't grow, so he sells him to a circus ran by a mustachioed creep, however Astro would be rescued and adopted by the wise Professor Ochanomizu or Dr. Elefun, who has a big ass nose, he would raise the bot as his own and the robot would be given the name "Astro" or "Atom", with adventures including stopping evil robots and humans, having siblings and getting fucking murdered by a psychopath, it spawned not 1 but 3 Animes, a Computer Animated movie, a Prequel Manga, a Muppet Babies-esque spin-off and inspired a lot of famous franchises like Mega Man.

Nerd: with a successful franchise like that, there were toys, T-shirts, ramen packs and of course, video games, and you know what that means, either we'll find common diarrhea or a rare diamond in the rough, and helping me along is Astro himself!

Astro: How did I get here?

Nerd: Never mind that, we're gonna play some shit with your likeness on it, how's that?

Astro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nerd: Just what I thought, well first off is Mighty Atom for the Famicom, only released in Japan, let's pop this fucker in and give it a go...

* 8-bit Astro Boy theme plays*

Nerd VO: hey, it has the theme song, but that's only a tease when you press start, the plot is like any episode of the show, a bunch of robbers take Elefun's bag of something, could be money or a valuable item I don't fucking know, so anyways you control Astro and beat the shit out of these guys for points, seems like a straightforward game, only problem, you die in one hit and fall into pieces.

Nerd: He's supposed to be the most Powerful robot in the world and yet he falls to pieces in one hit? what the fuck?

Nerd VO: was this meant as a parody? we're they trying to pull a joke?

* Shows a montage of Astro falling to pieces in-game*

Nerd VO: Fuck, Fuck!, Fuck!! FUCK!!!

Nerd: this game makes Astro look like a complete joke

Astro: Is it really that bad?

Nerd: well, why not give it a try?

Astro: okay...

* Shows another montage of Astro falling to pieces in-game*

Astro VO: Dammit, fuck, shit!, FUCK!!!

Astro: THIS GAME SUCKS MY ASTRO BALLS!!!

Nerd: Just what I thought...

Nerd VO: Next up Mighty Atom on the Super Famicom, movin' up to 16-bits

TO BE FINISHED