Lorcan Darcy's Adventures 3: The Final Chapter/Transcript

Opening
After the final battle against Jack, Lorcan is waking up from her sleep after being very drunk from her graduation wild party last night. She discovers she also poop herself while she's passed out. She walks downstairs to her mom. After finishing her breakfast, Lorcan brings out her video camera to record and get to her mother's car to record the embarrassing video. Lorcan press the record button as Molly stops at her old school. Lorcan begins to laugh. Lorcan start laughing, Molly sees her laughing as Nightmare and Kino embarassing. Lorcan continue to laugh. Molly sees her smiling that Lorcan's laughing. At the mall, Lorcan may ruined her pants but she sees the Gyrotron, before she goes buy a new pair of pants, she decides to take a spin. A Few seconds later, Lorcan's enjoying it for fun and almost accidentally poop her pants once more. Another few seconds later, Lorcan walked out while wearing a new pair of pants.
 * Molly Williams: Hey there, you stinky baby. I've invited all of your classmates from school for your graduation party.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Thanks mom. I missed grandma and grandpa.
 * Molly Williams: Oh they missed you too. Maybe we can visit them in phoenix to celebrate that you're going to college.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Cool. Wait, Nightmare and Kino have a dentist appointment?
 * Molly Williams: That's right. I better get to school and ask them to hurry up and make... you know... Make poo-poos.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Poo-poos?! [Laugh] Sorry, my sense of humors. Kino and Nightmare make poo-poos?! That's funny.
 * Molly Williams: That's right, you should've seen Nightmare when they make his cute little potty dance and accidentally poo himself. That was so funny when someone notices that...wait a minute. You made poo-poos when you went to their school, weren't you, Lorcan?
 * Lorcan Darcy: Well actually i don't know about that...wait a minute. No i didn't, i pooed myself when i was passed out.
 * Molly Williams: No you didn't.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Yes i did, I pooed myself when i got passed out last night.
 * Molly Williams: Oh right. So you didn't make poo-poos at school.
 * Lorcan Darcy: No. So who's your favorite child, mom?
 * Molly Williams: You are. Because you are really cute. So eat up so Mom is not be late for your brother and sister's dental appointment.
 * Lorcan Darcy: This is going to be more embarrassing.
 * Molly Williams: Hi Nightmare, Hi Kino! It's time for your dentist appointment!
 * Molly Williams: Do you need to make? Make poo-poos? I know you refuse to go at school, but we don't have time to stop at home, so if you have to make poo-poos, then make poo-poos here.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Come on, Go make poo-poos. I triple dog dare you!
 * Lorcan Darcy: Oh right! Mom can you take me to the mall? I got to go buy some... you know.
 * Molly Williams: Sure. And um here's a fifty and go.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Thanks mom.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Here i go!

Graduation Party
Lorcan's in her graduation party clothes, she's having a drink. Molly tries to stop him. Everyone cheers confused. Lorcan was nervous what he said and deciding to have a walk outside at night.
 * Molly Williams: I'm proud of you, Lorcan.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Thanks mom.
 * Molly Williams: I can't believe my step daughter is going to college in California. Taking a best video game design program in the nation.
 * Lorcan Darcy: I'm not doing that for money, Mom. I'm doing it for kindness and fun.
 * Mike Darcy: Excuse me, I like to make a toast.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Dad, what are you doing?
 * Molly Williams: Mike, please don't!
 * Mike Darcy: Don't be stupid. Now, Lorcan is very brilliant and popular following of her powers.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Dad, Stop.
 * Mike Darcy: You're not going there to make a silly video game, You're going there to work hard, straighten out and learn some good old-fashioned American values.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Dad! It's only one year!
 * Mike Darcy: And now you'll be heading off to college, You must stop messing with your powers and focus on your future. It's time to grow up. Thank you.
 * Molly Williams: Lorcan! Mike, what were you doing?
 * Mike Darcy: What was that signal?
 * Molly Williams: Lorcan doesn't want to be perfect. She told me that she wanted a normal life. And now, she has to go outside for a walk!

Lorcan discovers Molly
Lorcan helps Molly cleaning up. Until a man appeared. Lorcan was shocked what he said to Molly.
 * Maximilian Atlas the III: Hi, Molly.
 * Molly Williams: Max, What are you doing here?
 * Maximilian Atlas the III: Actually, I’m here to visit you.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Mom, who's that?
 * Molly Williams: Lorcan, meet Maximilian Atlas the III, my former boyfriend. So what’s up?
 * Maximilian Atlas the III: Well, it was great seeing you at the graduation yesterday.
 * Molly Williams: Oh, good to see you too. Did you come here to tell me that?
 * Maximilian Atlas the III: No! I came here to tell you something else. I came here to tell you I still love you.
 * Molly Williams: What.. What did you.. What?!
 * Maximilian Atlas the III: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldn’t even be here telling you this, I mean you have that, Lorcan, a girl you really like, and if you say she’s straight I’ll believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didn’t tell ya I’d regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
 * Molly Williams: Y’know you’re really not supposed to be back here!
 * Maximilian Atlas the III: Well yeah, I’m sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place but I had to tell ya! I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you. I wanna have kids with you.

The Argument
Lorcan sees Molly and Mike arguing about her future in college.
 * Molly Williams: I can't believe you've made that speech! She was afraid of that.
 * Mike Darcy: Lorcan need to learn proper manners.
 * Molly Williams: Lorcan needs to have a normal life without that. She's Maisie's only baby girl.
 * Mike Darcy: No, She's not a baby anymore. She crapped herself at the party.
 * Molly Williams: You know what, Mike? That's it. I've a friendly reunion with my old friend Maximilian Atlas the III and want to marry me. I'm thinking about it.
 * Mike Darcy: What?
 * Molly Williams: Yeah. Guess what, I want a divorce.

Grocery  Store vist
Lorcan is running into the store, she goes into the aisle and grabbed a pregnancy test to buy. Lorcan give him the money and take the test to go to the mall.
 * Clerks: Mrs Darcy. Heard you were confused.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Yes, can you make it quick? I gotta go to meet up with my birth-mom at the shopping mall and i gotta go..
 * Clerks: Okay so for you, it's $1.

Lorcan's toilet scene
Lorcan run into the public bathroom who's been confused, she sees the place so fancy. She take a stall and go to the   bathroom. Lorcan begins to takes a pregnancy test. She pees a little on her pregnancy test and hold her bladder to look at her test. Her test is postive so that means she's pregnant. She put the pregnancy test in her pants' pocket and pee.
 * Maisie Darcy: Lorcan?
 * Lorcan Darcy: Yeah, mom?
 * Maisie Darcy: Your aunt asked me to say this, but, Have you achieved menses?
 * Lorcan Darcy: Aye?!
 * Maisie Darcy: That's what i was trying to tell her. She asked you if you've had your period yet.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Um,  I really don't wanna say.
 * Maisie Darcy: You're wearing a bra, right?
 * Lorcan Darcy: Yeah. I had my period during easter!
 * Maisie Darcy: Thank you and what're you doing in there?
 * Lorcan Darcy: I had to pee.
 * Maisie Darcy: Okay, sorry.

Lorcan's been sick
Lorcan felt sick in kitchen sink and Maisie confronted her. Maisie and Emily are smiling that she's having her first baby.
 * Maisie Darcy: Aww, What's the matter, baby? My little girl's sick.
 * Emily Williams: Well, Lorcan, you're not pregnant, are you?
 * Lorcan Darcy: It's a possibiIity. Yes, I'm pregnant!
 * Maisie Darcy: Oh, Lorcan, that's wonderfuI!

Lorcan's memories returned
Lorcan looks at her boy self on the day where she first met Cillian. Lorcan smiles that she met her best friend.
 * Cillian Darcy: I'm sorry to hear that about Cousin Alexander.
 * Past Lorcan Darcy: It's okay. What's your name?
 * Cillian Darcy: Cillian, Cillian Darcy. You must be Lorcan.
 * Past Lorcan Darcy: Nice to meet you Cillian.
 * Cillian Darcy: You too, Lorcan. What's your dreams?
 * Past Lorcan Darcy: I wanna go live with dad.
 * Cillian Darcy: Hey! Me too! We have something in common!
 * Past Lorcan Darcy: Cool!

She later sees her adventure in Lilly's dressing room when all three dimensions were fused. She sees her with Cillian arrived in the dressing room, Lorcan sees a chocolate fountain. Cillian turns on the chocolate fountain which makes the boys happy. Cillian accidentally break the vase. Lilly flush the toilet and walked out of her bathroom. Cillian sees Lorcan holding the glue the entire time and manage to fix the vase. Cillian and Lorcan sees Lilly yelling at them, Lilly stopped scolding and shocked in joy. Cillian, Lorcan and Lilly hugged in joy. Lorcan nearly remembers her adventures and smiles in tears. She sees her memory when she saved the world from Elaine Boyack and win the Interdimensional Grand Championship finals.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Whoa. This is awesome. Check it out, she has a chocolate fountain.
 * Cillian Darcy: Sweet. And I need a chocolate bath.
 * Lorcan Darcy: It's pretty exciting to feel better. I mean, look at this place!
 * Cillian Darcy: Yeah! and look at that vase!
 * Lorcan Darcy: You Idiot!
 * Cillian Darcy: Oops.
 * Lilly Darcy: What the?!
 * Cillian Darcy: Okay. You get the glue, I'll place them back together.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Well okay.
 * Lilly Darcy: What in Pete Sampras is going on here?! You perverts i'm only 16 years old and that doesn't matter, you turn my life into a disaster....
 * Lilly Darcy: Cillian, Lorcan!
 * Cillian + Lorcan Darcy: Lilly!
 * Lilly Darcy: What a most wonderful surprise. What are you doing here?
 * Lorcan Darcy: Well, the, uh, truth is...
 * Cillian Darcy: Lorcan...
 * Lorcan Darcy: We missed you, Lilly, Please come home.
 * Cillian Darcy: Yeah. We're really sorry for cast you out and cost you to leave. You're our triplet sister, and we love you.
 * Lilly Darcy: You guys. You didn't cost me to leave, I left because Princess Cadance blackmailed me because she knows i made poopies in my pants one time back home.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Oh. So will you come back home with us?
 * Cillian Darcy: We haven't seen you in a long time. Which states we stick together. We're a family.
 * Lilly Darcy: Sure. We're going home.
 * Cillian Darcy: Yes. The Darcy Triplets are together again!
 * Lilly Darcy: But first let's have a nice chocolate feast!

The first wish was granted, Lilly's woken up in Cillian's arm. The second wish was granted, All the portals to other dimensions are closed, even the eight dimension. The third and final wish was granted and Elaine's about to be sucked in the magic lamp. Elaine's sucked into her lamp. Everyone start cheering for Lorcan's heroic action, claiming him the winner. Lorcan smiles while everyone's chanting his name as the Interdimensional Grand Champion. Lorcan smiles and her past adventures are back. She sees her finds out that Ellie's Mayor Willson's daughter. ''While Lorcan's practice her abilities when she shoots the woods. Ellie walked to her when she finished her training.'' Her hand discover Ellie's heart. Lorcan kissed Ellie for the first time. Ellie laugh as she's loves Lorcan.
 * Lorcan Darcy: It's supposed to grant me three wishes.
 * Jeannie: That's right, Master.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Okay then, Hey Boyack! My first wish! Bring my sister back to life!
 * Lilly Darcy: Cillian?
 * Cillian Darcy: It's okay.
 * Lorcan Darcy: My second wish! Return all the worlds where they were, so people can make their decisions and have their stories again!
 * Jeannie: Master, you'll have one last wish.
 * Lorcan Darcy: That's right! My final wish! Elaine Boyack! You will be spend the rest of time, trapped in your lamp like in the days of old!
 * Elaine Boyack: What?! It's impossible! I can't be defeated! The dimensions are mine! WHO ARE YOU!!!
 * Lorcan Darcy: My name is Lorcan!
 * Lorcan Darcy: Lorcan Darcy.
 * Lorcan Darcy: I did it... I won.
 * Cillian Darcy: He did it!
 * Lilly Darcy: Lorcan Won!
 * Ellie Darcy: He actually did it!
 * Shining Armor: Lorcan did it! And the winner of the Interdimensional Grand Championship is LORCAN DARCY!!
 * Bill Darcy: That's my boy!
 * Ellie: You're going great.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Thanks Ellie... wait...
 * Lorcan Darcy: You're.... You're the Secret Darcy?!
 * Ellie: That's right. I was waiting for this for a long time, Lorcy! I am your little sister!
 * Lorcan Darcy: I've solved a mystery! The Mystery of the Secret Darcy!
 * Ellie Darcy: I'll have sex with you if you make fun of Justine.
 * Lorcan Darcy: But that's mean!
 * Ellie Darcy: I'll let you squeeze my ass too!
 * Lorcan Darcy: Justine, You look like Tigger if Tigger looked like a jackass.

Lorcan smiles and sees the next memory where she said goodbye to Mike Milligan. She sees her past self packing her stuff to go home, Mike walked to her where she's leaving for good. The portal opens. Lorcan walked to the portal and go home.
 * Mike Milligan: So you're leaving huh?
 * Lorcan Darcy: Yeah, I'm going home, My mission is complete, I won the tournament and i'm declared a hero.
 * Mike Milligan: I'm going to miss you, Lorcan.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Me too.
 * Lorcan Darcy: There's my ride home. Goodbye, Guys. I'm going to miss you.
 * Mike Milligan: Goodbye Lorcan.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Take care Mike.

Return to normal
Maximilian's defeated once and for all, Lorcan's timeline has restored. Mike and Molly are shocked in joy.
 * Molly Williams: Lorcan!
 * Lorcan Darcy: Mom. I did it. She's gone.
 * Molly Williams: I know, you're amazing. I am so proud of you.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Mom, Dad. Remember you told me a story about the time traveling black girl who took a pregnancy test, when i was a baby?
 * Mike Darcy: Yeah?
 * Molly Williams: Yeah.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Good News, I'm Pregnant.
 * Molly Williams: Lorcan, that's right! The story is you!
 * Mike Darcy: Oh my gosh, our daughter's a pregnant. Molly, this means...
 * Molly Williams: No! She's not putting it up for adoption.
 * Mike Darcy: Dammit!
 * Lorcan Darcy: Come on, Dad. It's Max's child. You're gonna be a poppy. Dumbass.

Goodbye Lorcan Darcy
A Year Later, Lorcan's in college for one year to design a game. She's making a speech of the game she made for fun called Cillian Darcy: War Game as the finals. She's ten months pregnant and expecting her first child with her boyfriend, Max. The game appears and everyone's amazed and enjoys it. Lorcan published the game. The final scene shows that Lorcan's in her dorm room, writing the plot of the next two chapters, she's decided to get dress for the graduation party.
 * Lorcan Darcy: So yeah, I've made the game and i though i should give you guys a free demo before i'll release it.
 * College Professor: A+, Mrs. Darcy, A+. A for the best game and plus is for your talents and game. Publish the game, go ahead.
 * Lorcan Darcy: With pleasure.
 * College Professor: The game will be amazing. You have enough credits to graduate.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Thank you.

Lorcan get change to her party clothes. She was about to walked out of the room but then she sees an picture frame, she smiles at it and place it on the table beside her bed. She points to the camera, breaking the fourth wall.

Lorcan's putting on her jacket. She's very smiling.
 * Lorcan Darcy: I've been carrying my necklace since the day i was born, it reminds me that when Celestia kidnapped me and my boy self used his powers to rescue me. I'm gonna have a brilliant normal life and end my adventures for good.


 * Lorcan Darcy: I've got through college without my birth mommy. I'll get a great job without my step-sister. I'm getting marry to my boyfriend, having my first baby and be a better parent than my dad. I don't need them for that, because there ain't a thing they could ever teach me about how to love my first baby. It's so great. And look, my family from the first dimension.

Lorcan looks at the picture of Lorcan when she was a boy with Cillian, Lilly and Ellie. She smiles that she'll miss them. Lorcan walked out of her dorm room, while she looked at the camera for one last time before closed the door. The camera then zooms in on her bed with the wedding dress and its veil hanging up on the back of the door, ending the series with the knowledge that it is in fact she who's getting married.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Well, time for me to go to the hospital because, it's time to have a baby, man if it's a boy, I'm naming him Cillian as an honor of my best pal, Cillian Darcy and if it's a girl, Her name will be Callie Anne Darcy.  I want to thank you all for watching my series and my entire story. So this is me, Lorcan Darcy... and this is the end of my final chapter and also the end of my story.

Ending Credits
During the credits, Boy Lorcan appeared.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Hi guys, Lorcan Darcy here, I want you to thank you all for making this film possible, especially the cast and the animators. But sadly it's all over and i'm sorry everyone. Lorcan Darcy's Adventures Season 7, One Last Game and This movie are the connection to my series and making this film the 127th and final episode of the series so that means i'm the first member of the Darcy Triplets to make its final appearance in the shared universe and i'm now finally having a normal life in my home dimension so Cillian, Lilly and Ellie stories are continue so thank you and goodbye.