Blood Bond

Blood Bond, AKA, Stupid Blood Bond, is the fourth episode of the first season of Elemental Myth, AKA, Retarded Elemental Myths and the fourth episode overall. 'Nuff said.

Summary
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TV Channels

 * 1) 0- Parody of The Ring.
 * 2) 1- "The Flesh Network": Parodies stereotypical porn plots; the actors are cats.
 * 3) 2- Ass Masters: A fishing show with two homosexual men fishing.
 * 4) 3- Parody of Verizon Wireless commercial.
 * 5) 4- "VH4": parody of a VH1 Documentary.
 * 6) A nature documentary that is part of a fictional Twilight Zone episode.
 * 7) 6- The Nam Show: parody of The Man Show.
 * 8) 7- Hack To Teh Suxxor: parody of Back to the Future.
 * 9) 8-Squirminator 4: parody of The Terminator.
 * 10) 9- Starts Episode.
 * 11) 10- A commercial involving two female cats advertising a cleaner for dirty pussies.
 * 12) + 50- The Who Caresy Show.
 * 13) 69- Porno that parodies Star Trek.
 * 14) 100-Centegenarian Weekly: Parodies weekly shows.
 * 15) 111- "The Binary Channel"
 * 16) 23- A special Retarded Elemental Myths episode which involves the REM counting from one to ten, a la their pilot episode.
 * 17) 500- "The Seizure Channel".
 * 18) 666- Satan eating children.
 * 19) 999- Channel 666, upside down.
 * 20) Every single other channel is the same.
 * 21) Any channel that doesn't have anything to go with it, will randomly show static, color bars, a Please Stand By test pattern, an Annoying Noise Test, a Technical Difficulties screen, or scrambled porn.

Deaths

 * Coming soon!