Levi Lu/Transcript

This is the transcript of the 2022 live-action/animated comedy-adventure film Levi Lu.

Part 1
(Netflix logo, and then the Warner Bros. Pictures logo plays)

NETFLIX Presents

A WARNER BROS. PICTURES Presentation

A RIDEBACK/VERTIGO ENTERTAINMENT Production

A MIKE MITCHELL Film

LEVI LU

(The screen shows a large jungle, which zooms into a village)

Bystander #1: Hey, Dash! How's your day going?

Bystander #2: Not much, man. Besides, that one kid of yours, is he doing all right?

Bystander #1: Oh, you know, the usual. He- WHOA!

(Levi lands onto a platform)

Levi: Attempt #20: Operation: Land-to-Tribe complete!

Bystander #1: What the heck, kid?! You could've hit us!

Levi: Okay, I may have almost hit you, but it was a challenge for someone!

Bystander #1: Why didn't you do it elsewhere?

Levi: Because he told me to do it here! This, exact, spot!

Bystander #2: (to Bystander #1) Uh, maybe we should leave him alone.

Bystander #2: (to Bystander #2) Yeah, maybe we should.

Bystander #1: All right, kid. I'll leave you off with a warning. The next time this happens, I'm not gonna be so nice to you.

Levi: Jeez, okay.

(Levi sits on a bench and sighs)

Levi: (to himself) Sometimes, I want to know if things can go right, atleast for one day.

Ferran: Hey, Levi. You okay?

Levi: Yeah, Ferran. These two jerks threatened me for nearly hitting them.

Ferran: You nearly hit them? Wow, you gotta be careful, dude.

Levi: I should. If this happens again, I could get beaten up. Or else.

Ferran: Yeah... Anyways, your grandmother is calling you.

Levi: I know, she told me to stay inside for quite some time. because it's getting kind of dark.

Ferran: Seriously though, she's kind of overprotective, don't you think?

Levi: She may seem overprotective, but it doesn't mean I won't stop loving her.

(Ferran shrugs)

Levi: Why did you do that shrug thing?

Ferran: I don't know.

Levi: Eh, okay. Alright, I'll see you tomorrow, okay?

Ferran: 'Kay. See ya 'morrow.

Levi: See ya.

Part 2
(The movie switches to a darkened castle with 2 dark figures)

???: well... this is the place

???2: hmmm... are you sure?

???: yes

???2: i'm not sure about this. We need to retreat.

???: Haaa haaa... these are stupidities. I have over the control.

???2: Ok...

???: what's wrong will happen? Coward...

(Later a giant skeleton appears behind of them)

???: Oh... This happens...

???2: Now who is the coward.

???: Stills you... RUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!

(the screen shows Levi's grandmother waiting outside their house)

Paloma Lu: There you are! Where we're you!

Levi: hi Abuala sorry I'm late I was just uh...

Paloma: you we're doing your little dare jumps in the village weren't you!

Levi: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! Okay yeah you got me! Heh heh! Paloma: typical you just come come on dinners ready!

Uncle Diego: Hey there kiddo!

Levi: hi Uncle Diego!

Juila Diez: Oh look at him only 10 and still responsible as always! Can you believe it Diego!

Uncle Diego: Huh! What did you say?

Levi: uh yeah! anyway thanks for chat!

Aunt Bella: Look at you! you've gotten so skinny!

Bellas Friends: here eat something!

Levi: Umm Thank You! (With mouth full)

Levi's Cousin 1: hey play dollys with me!

Levi: uhh....

Levi's cousin 2: No! He's going play dolly's with me!

(Both of them start yelling at each other!) NO ME! NO ME NO ME NO MEEEEE!!!!!!

Levi: you no what I suddenly need to go use the bathroom be right back!

(Levi runs up to the bathroom and shuts the door)

Levi: (Sighs) Finally some peace and quiet!

Abulalo Lopez: What's up Amigo!

Levi: ahhh!!! What the... how did you... how did you get in here!

Abulalo Lopez: just came in here to try to avoid being surrounded by the outside world for a bit you know what I mean everyone's so noisy and loud and don't ever like to use toilet paper which is kinda weird!

Levi: uh maybe I should uh..

Abulalo hey I brought the TV in here you wanna watch something!

Levi: I'm sorry what!

Abulalo Lopez: what do you wanna what huh! Sports,Soccer uh wait that's a sport! Uh say no more! Telenovenas!

Levi: wait what!

(TV screen shows a Latino man speaking Spanish)

Latino Man: Dear sweet Juliette I simply cannot hold my love for you any longer! My passion for you is undeniable!

Latina woman: uh David!

(TV screen saying Fin!)

(Lopez tearing up!) wow! Can you believe it only took 3 seasons!

Levi: yeah you have fun with that!

(Levi leaves the bathroom)