Robert Alberto Pinkerton

Carlos Rodriguez is a character an a upcoming episode of South Park.

Early life
Carlos was born in Palmer Lake, El Paso County, Colorado to Maria (née Santiago) and Héctor Rodriguez on November 29, 1881. Maria was a hospital nurse, Héctor was a Carpenter. Carlos was the sixth of twelve children, and his family resided in a two-bedroom log cabin built by his father and two uncles. Carlos' mother was 24 at the time of his birth and his father was 34. Carlos also had one older maternal half-sister named Imelda de la Cruz born when their mother was 14. Imelda's father was Maria's childhood sweetheart, but he promptly dumped her once he discovered that she was pregnant. Carlos also had three paternal half-siblings, Anthony, Dante, and Lucy, born from his father's previous marriage in the Phillippines when his former wife died of ptomaine poisoning. Carlos was of Mexican heritage from his mother, and Filipino heritage from his father. Carlos' patrilineal lineage is of mixed mestizo origin. Carlos is of mestizo de sangley from his grandmother's side, and mestizo de español on his grandfather's side. His paternal grandfather had Spanish ancestry. Elias Rodriguez, Carlos' grandfather, was descended from Filipinos who were colonized by the Spanish Empire. Elias was originally from Luzon which is the rife for mixed-race marriages and populations, and as aforementioned, he is descended from Filipinos who were colonized by Spanish colonizers, he is also descended from early Spanish settlers who settled in the Philippines sometime in the late 16th or early 17th century. They migrated to Luzon where they would marry people of Filipino and Austronesian descent, and there would be decades of mixed marriages of individuals of Spanish, Filipino, and Austronesian ancestry. Carlos' grandmother was of Chinese, Korean, and Zamboangueño blood, and she can trace her ancestry to the affluent Mesquita colonial family of Chinese mestizo origin originating from Pandacan where they would work on oil plantations. Carlos' mother was originally from Tijuana, Baja California, and was of castiza origin. Originally from Portimão, Portugal, Carlos' maternal grandfather immigrated to Mexico when he was only a teen. Calos' maternal grandfather was of African descent and whose ancestors were brought to Portugal during the transatlantic slave trade. Valentina, Carlos' maternal grandmother, was of mestiza origin and was born to a Native American mother and a Spanish descent father. He is also related to famous vigilantes and abolitionists Chayton Mukwooru and Adisla Corbeau through his mother's side.

Carlos' father was from Zamboanga City and was educated at San Jose Romano Katolikong Boarding School para Sa Mga Lalaki, a Roman Catholic all-boys preparatory boarding school in Manila, where he learned to write Tagalog. The school was for boys 9-18. He later attended Ateneo de Manila University, without formally graduating from the boarding school. Carlos was raised a strict Roman Catholic. He was raised in a bicultural environment due to being of both Filipino and Mexican origin. He began his interest in cryonics at a young age. As aforementioned, Carlos' childhood home only had two bedrooms, Carlos shared a bed with his younger brother Diego. Diego was Carlos' superfetation twin as he was born three weeks after Carlos. Carlos lived in a mostly white town, but much to his family's surprise, they were actually quite nice and welcoming. Carlos was socially awkward from childhood and did not make many friends, as they were often weirded out by his nerdy demeanor his ability to absorb new knowledge in short time periods. When he was only seventeen, Carlos joined the Marine Corps and served in the Philippine-American War. He returned home with an honorable discharge in 1903.

While serving in the army, Carlos then turned his interest with cryogenics into a stellar career. Carlos began a career at the cryogenics division at South Park Genetic Engineering Ranch, employing under John Mephesto, all the while serving his country. He earned thousands of dollars in a short time period. He soon became one of the engineering ranch's top researchers. He also earned two master's degrees from University of Michigan, one in physics, and one in mathematics. He later met Alona Pérez, a young woman studying under the astronomy division, with whom he fell in love with. They soon got married on Christmas day at South Park Church, Alona was six months pregnant at the time. Following the marriage, Carlos moved in with Alona and relocated to New York. They later moved to Jim Thorpe, Pennsylvania, where they bought a two-story frame Queen Anne style house. Alona then gave birth to Mario three months later. She later gave birth to thirteen other children; Luisa, Leonardo, Rosita, Berto, Arnold, Cynthia, Hugo, Carolina, Rosa, Wanda, Melissa, Isabella and Camila. His family grew to include many grandchildren, great-grandchildren as well as great-great-grandchildren and a host of friends and church members. Carlos and Alona's second-to-last born child Isabella was the last child to be born in Jim Thorpe, and while they conceived their youngest daughter Camila there, they relocated to Columbus, Nebraska while Alona was pregnant with her.

Carlos at one point studied to become a psychiatrist who specialized in analyzing the criminal mind, where he briefly worked as a psychiatrist at an asylum where he treated inmates. He later became a university professor where he taught physicists, chemistry, and biology. He still continued his work at the South Park Genetic Engineering Ranch, where he lent his talent in cryogenics and would liquefy nitrogen at science demonstrations.

Death
One night, while working with his grandson Alphonse at the Genetic Engineering Ranch, he disclosed to the latter that he was tired and had a sore throat, but he felt that it would soon go away. Carlos had admitted to Alphonse that he was a long-time chain smoker. Sometime in October, Carlos and Alona traveled with Alona's niece Francine to Newark, New Jersey to attend a baby shower for Sheila and Gerald's impending son. They returned to South Park three days later.

Carlos was having trouble breathing one night at around 2:00 a.m., and began coughing up a considerable amount of blood. Two hours later, he was taken by taxi to the emergency room at Hell's Pass Hospital, where he underwent chemotherapy. Shortly after admission, Carlos fell into unconsciousness as he suffered cardiac arrest. He was rushed into the intensive care unit. Doctors opened his chest and performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation. After remaining in a coma for several hours, Carlos died at 7:22 am.

Carlos' funeral was held at St. Ignatius Loyola Church in Denver a week later. After the funeral, his body was cremated and the ashes were given to his family.

Appearance
Carlos was a man of Asian-Hispanic descent, standing at a height of 6'2 and weighing 194 pounds. He had short black hair and tan skin, and looked overall like a typical Latino. He also had thick eyebrows and did not have slanted eyes.

Parents

 * Maria Rodriguez (mother)
 * Héctor Rodriguez (father)

Siblings

 * Imelda de la Cruz (maternal half-sister)
 * Anthony Rodriguez (paternal half-brother)
 * Dante Rodriguez (paternal half-brother)
 * Lucy Rodriguez (paternal half-sister)
 * Ignacio Rodriguez (brother)
 * Ronalda Rodriguez (sister)
 * Carlitos Rodriguez (brother)
 * Carlota Rodriguez (sister)
 * Alejandra Rodriguez (sister)
 * Diego Rodriguez (brother)
 * Frida Rodriguez (sister)
 * Alma Rodriguez (sister)
 * Manuel Rodriguez (brother)
 * Alicia Rodriguez (sister)
 * Guillermo Rodriguez (brother)

Spouse

 * Alona Pérez

Grandparents

 * Elias Alcázar-Rodriguez (paternal grandfather)
 * Savannah Escobar-González (paternal grandmother)
 * Aldo Cortês-Santiago (maternal grandfather)
 * Valentina Hernández-Soto (maternal grandmother)
 * Chayton Mukwooru (5th great-grandfather)
 * Adsila Corbeau (5th great-grandmother)

6th cousins

 * Rodrigo Santos
 * Balduin Santos

6th cousins 1x removed

 * Francisco
 * Francine
 * Jonathan

6th cousins 2x removed

 * Marie
 * Emma
 * Guerriero
 * William
 * Coco
 * Murrey
 * Gerald Broflovski
 * Sean Testaburger
 * Luca Larsen

6th cousins 3x removed

 * Millie Larsen
 * Flora Larsen
 * Kelly Rutherford-Menskin
 * Kelly Pinkerton-Tinfurter
 * Daniel Tanner
 * Monica Ryland
 * Casey Miller
 * Dougie O'Connell
 * Danny
 * Milan
 * Blake
 * Charlie
 * Henry Kline
 * Francis
 * Louis
 * Lada (the unnamed female character with red hair, a purple jacket, and a scarf)
 * Chad Handler (via adoption)
 * Kyle Broflovski
 * Ike Broflovski (via adoption)
 * Wendy Testaburger

Sons

 * Mario Rodriguez
 * Leonardo Rodriguez
 * Berto Rodriguez
 * Arnold Rodriguez
 * Hugo Rodriguez

Daughters

 * Luisa
 * Rosita
 * Cynthia
 * Carolina
 * Rosa
 * Wanda
 * Melissa
 * Isabella
 * Camila

Grandsons

 * Ethan Rodriguez
 * Elijah Rodriguez
 * Lucas Rodriguez
 * Alphonse
 * Mitchell
 * Jeff Corrigan
 * Richard
 * Alberto
 * Matthew
 * Steve Black
 * Logan Millard Anderson
 * Jacob Anderson
 * Parker Anderson
 * Julius Anderson
 * Enrique Rodriguez
 * Lorenzo Rodriguez
 * George Stevens
 * Avis Rodriguez
 * Paul Rodriguez
 * Anthony Rodriguez
 * Bernie Rodriguez
 * Seth Rodriguez
 * Michael Rodriguez
 * Tobias Rodriguez
 * Roger Donovan
 * Peter
 * Richard Tweak
 * Vladimir Nelson
 * Mel Nelson
 * Edward Nelson
 * Nicolas Allen
 * Augustin Allen
 * Sean Allen
 * Alex Allen
 * Ronald McDonald
 * Liam Mullen
 * Dermont Mullen
 * Jimbo Kern
 * Randy Marsh
 * Jack Tenorman
 * Jake Marsh
 * Fynn
 * Cillian
 * Clark Malkinson
 * Stephen Stotch
 * Budd Stotch

Granddaughters

 * Eliza Farnickle
 * Anais Garrison
 * Aria
 * Blaire
 * Ella
 * Sandra
 * Violet Anderson
 * Madison Anderson
 * Janelly Anderson
 * Lori Sanchez
 * Olivia Pirrip
 * Ella Rodriguez
 * Ameila Stevens
 * Aubrey Stevens
 * Adrianna
 * Harriet Biggle
 * Amelia Thelman
 * Ariel
 * Everly
 * Ciara
 * Renee
 * Ruby
 * Ruth
 * Helen Burch
 * Margaret Nelson
 * Susan Nelson
 * Mary
 * Jackie Stoley
 * Sarah Valmer
 * Maggie Knitts
 * Clara
 * Elise Garrett
 * Rebecca
 * Lizabeth
 * Bella Figg

Great grandsons

 * Herbert Garrison
 * Nate
 * Carter
 * Terrance Mephesto
 * Kevin Mephesto (via adoption)
 * Leslie
 * Vincent
 * Andrew "Johnny" Sutherland
 * Andre
 * Bobby Palmer
 * Matty
 * Calvin
 * Huey
 * Duke
 * Owen Henderson
 * Token Black
 * Filmore Anderson
 * Quaid Anderson
 * Brimmy
 * Caleb
 * Lance
 * Julian
 * Taylor
 * Lincoln
 * Isaac
 * David Rodriguez
 * Alejandro Rodriguez
 * Javier Sanchez
 * Stephen Tamill
 * Adrian
 * Derek
 * Dawson
 * Philip "Pip" Pirrip
 * Firkle Smith
 * Pete Thelman
 * Bradley Biggle (via adoption)
 * Hayden
 * Alexander
 * Clyde Donovan
 * Clark
 * Manny
 * Cameron
 * Jackson
 * Crosby
 * Morgan
 * Timmy Burch
 * Tweek Tweak
 * Gabriel
 * Jeremy
 * Ryder
 * Charles Nelson
 * Harley Nelson
 * Hiroki Nelson
 * Grayson
 * Fosse McDonald
 * Bill Allen
 * Dog Poo Petuski
 * Michael
 * Billy "Bertie" Allen
 * Jason White
 * Bartles
 * Peter Mullen
 * Rocky Mullen
 * Douglas
 * Adam Borque
 * Stan Marsh
 * Scott Tenorman
 * Eric Cartman
 * Kevin Stoley
 * Jimmy Valmer
 * Janson
 * Johnson
 * Victor
 * Bruce
 * Peyton
 * Dave
 * Jerry
 * Hudson
 * Colton
 * Easton
 * Braydon
 * Billy
 * Riley
 * Avery
 * Conner
 * Angel
 * Henry
 * Chris
 * Scott Malkinson
 * Butters Stotch

Great granddaughters

 * Abigail
 * Bella
 * Sireda Henderson
 * Grace
 * Evelyn
 * Layla
 * Emily Anderson
 * Ashley
 * Sally Bands
 * Graciana
 * Katie Foley
 * Nora
 * Meagan Ridley
 * Lola
 * Megan
 * Jenny
 * Stephanie
 * Jenny Simons
 * Maria Sanchez
 * Alanna Sanchez
 * Bebe Stevens
 * Hannah Williams
 * Dimitra
 * Annalise
 * Sally Darson
 * Hailey
 * Annie
 * Agnes
 * Isla
 * Kal
 * Theresa
 * Chloe
 * Aaliyah
 * Nova
 * Jessie
 * Tina
 * Lois
 * Catarina
 * Elizabeth
 * Erica
 * Stella
 * Elda
 * Kyla
 * Joe Gargery
 * Kelly P. Gardner
 * Henrietta Biggle
 * Caroline Donovan
 * Liza Nelson
 * Allie Nelson
 * Tammy Nelson
 * Beth
 * Hazel
 * Lisa
 * Crystal White
 * Kelly
 * Stacy
 * Lannie
 * Madelyn
 * Shelly Marsh
 * Marie
 * Esther
 * Annie Knitts
 * Valeria
 * Belinda
 * Ellie
 * Harper
 * Penelope
 * Dixie
 * Allison
 * Ava
 * Mia
 * Nelly