X-7 Dimensionizer (Handyman Hankderchef)

The Handyman's Time Probe — also called the Ship, the Box, and simply a time machine — was the Handyman's X-7 Dimensionizer space-time vehicle and primary means of transport. The Handyman voyaged all across the universe in this vessel, from the Big Bang to the end of the universe, and from the center of the universe to its outermost edges. The craft was also capable of housing five people inside, in spite of the fact that its interior is shown as being much smaller than its exterior. However, unlike the Inspector's model, the Handyman's X-7 Dimensionizer featured a control console mounted onto one side of the interior that is clearly visible. This console was in the form of a dashboard attached to the interior wall leftmost of the entry door with steampunk controls scattered around it. Additionally, due to the interior occasionally being affected by movement of the exterior, it can sometimes make the occupants dizzy from spinning too rapidly; this especially occurs in the Time Cyclone. The ship also contained a camouflage system, the "Polymorph Device", which allowed the exterior to change shape when it landed in a certain location so that it fit in with the surroundings.

Acquisition
Like the Inspector, an early version of the Handyman had stolen a Dimensionizer vehicle when he decided to leave Kayaclasch. Prior to this however, this Dimensionizer was an X-7 used by Chancellor Xzibit before being withdrawn from service because it was already considered "unnecessary surplus" and was therefore set to be scrapped. However, a time echo of Geneva Stilton intervened, inadvertently saving it.

When the Handyman first decided to leave Kayaclasch, it was merely hundreds of years after the Inspector escaped the planet to venture the multiverse. The handyman had the chance to take a Model X-15 but dismissed it as "tasteless" in favor of the X-7. Although he already possessed an X-12 Dimensionizer, the Handyman longed to leave Kayaclasch in a "hurry," according to Inspector Minerva, thus he rather stole the X-7 rather than either his original X-12 Dimensionizer or even the X-15.

Surprisingly, the Handyman had not initially intended to take the X-7, being persuaded to do so by the aforementioned echo of Geneva Stilton. Two Infinity Knight technicians discovered the break into the scrap yard and were shocked that someone would steal such a defective vehicle. At the time of the theft, Sextrigger Deebsolus was in the middle of tearing apart the engines of the ship when the Handyman made off, severely burning his face in the process.

Either way, it was comparatively as advanced as the Inspector's own ship. As he first flew with it into the Time Cyclone, the Handyman's Dimensionizer had the appearance of a geometric stainless steel object with a matching door; the default form of a Dimensionizer whose polymorph device had not triggered.

Early use
Although he acquired a new, less advanced model of Dimensionizer, the Handyman kept his previous ship, being a more advanced model, with him during his travels. Through fine control of the Dimensionizer's Polymorph Device, the Handyman made his ship take a form identical to the telephone booth's of England. However, it's exterior was now so very similar to the Inspector's own Dimensionizer to the point the Inspector himself mistakenly entered the Dimensionizer with Constable Mikey Bauer under the assumption that its his own before noticing the error.

Following this incident, the Handyman reconfigured the Polymorph Device so the ship would instead take the form of a mid-20th century American telephone call box.