WikiViews/The Real Ghostbusters!

(Glendy and Dillon, in their Ghostbusters suits, opens the garage door, while Dillon plays a guitar solo and Glendy hums to that tone.)

Noah: If there's something strange, on the Wikihood, who you gonna call?

Everyone: WikiViews!

Noah: If there's something dumb, and it don't look good, who you gonna call?

Everyone: WikiViews!

(Dillon continues shredding)

Noah: I ain't afraid of no page.

(Glendy continues to hum/sing)

Noah: I ain't afraid of no page.

Glendy: Yeah!

(More guitar music)

Noah: If you're seeing things, that shouldn't exist, who you gonna call?

Everyone: WikiViews!

Noah: Another shitty page, that'll make you pissed, who you gonna call?

Everyone: WikiViews!

(More guitar music)

Noah: I ain't afraid of no page.

(Guitar music)

Noah: I ain't afraid of no page.

(They all march)

Noah: Who you gonna call?

Everyone: WikiViews!

Noah: If you're all alone, turn on your PC, and contact...

Everyone: One of us!

(More rock music)

Noah: I ain't afraid of no page.

(More rock music.)

Noah: I heard this site likes the shills.

(EVEN MORE ROCK MUSIC)

Noah: I ain't afraid of no page.

(You get the point)

Everyone: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

(Glendy, Dillon, and Noah dance to the beat.)

Noah: Mmm, if you've had a dose of a bad idea, you better call...

Everyone: WikiViews!

(The song stops.)

Noah: Here's to never doing that ever again.

Glendy: Agreed!