The Adventure Time Movie: The Return of the Lich/Trailer transcripts

Here are the trailer transcripts for the Warner Bros' 2017 animated film, The Adventure Time Movie: The Return of the Lich.

Teaser Trailer

 * (Shows MPAA Green Screen)
 * (Shows Warner Bros. Pictures, Cartoon Network Films, and Frederator Studios logos)
 * (Finn and Jake are pulled into the portal created by the Enchiridion. They hit a floating chunk of land and sit there for a second. Finn looks up to see the Lich bound from rock to rock towards the time room in the apparent center of this dimension.
 * Finn: (gasps) He's heading for that cube. Come on, Jake.
 * Jake: Oh, yeah.
 * (The Lich enters the time room from a hole on the side. Finn and Jake bound to the time room and enter to find the Lich laughing next to Prismo. He then disappears.)
 * Finn: Whaaaat?!?! He's gone!
 * Jake: What?! What happened?!
 * Prismo: Hey, hey! Did you guys see that? You know that was a ghost wearing a dead guy? That might be the nastiest thing I've ever seen. Na-na-na-na-nasty! Nasty jazz! Nast-- (Almost like beat boxing)
 * Jake: Hey, hey! Easy, buddy! That's our friend Billy! He got possessed by the Lich! (Finn looks very sad and Jake puts an arm around him)
 * Prismo: Oh! Sorry, sorry! I didn't mean nothin' by it! I mean, I have a lot of nasty friends. My uncle is nasty. I'm basically honorary nasty.
 * Finn: (Jake stretches them down to the floor) Do you know where he went? We have to find our friend.
 * Prismo: Who knows?
 * Finn: (Depressed) Uh. Oh.
 * Prismo: Actually, it depends on the wish I granted him.
 * Finn: "Wish"? (Hastily)
 * Prismo: Yeah, he wished for the extinction of all life and I did it. I guess it changed his timeline or something?
 * Finn: WHAT?!?! OH GLOB!
 * Jake: Whoa, wait a minute. How can that be if I'm still here kickin' it with my main man, Finn?
 * Prismo: Oh, that's because you're safe in my time room until you make your wish.
 * Finn & Jake: (They pause to think) Ohhhh.
 * Jake: I wish that life wasn't anymore extinc—
 * Finn: (Finn pushes Jake's arm down) Whoa! Wait, Jake. Don't mess this up. Think about it: if we wish everything back to normal, the Lich could just jazz it up again.
 * Jake: Oh yeah. Jazz.
 * Finn: Hmmmm. (Thinking)
 * Jake: Hmmmm.
 * Finn: I got it! I wish... the Lich... never... even ever existed!
 * (Shows the silhouettes of Fionna and Cake.)
 * (The title's movie logo appears.)
 * Title Announcer: THE ADVENTURE TIME MOVIE
 * Title Announcer: COMING SOON FROM CARTOON NETWORK.
 * Title Announcer: 2017.

Theatrical Trailer 1

 * (Shows MPAA Green Screen)
 * (Shows Warner Bros. Pictures logo)
 * (Shows Cartoon Network logo)

Theatrical Trailer 2

 * (Shows MPAA Green Screen with the rated G logo)
 * (Shows Warner Bros. Pictures logo)
 * (Shows Cartoon Network logo)
 * Title Announcer: For thousands of years, this story has been told of the Mushroom War. You'll *never hear this story 'till you've heard it told by Finn and Jake.
 * Finn: We're on the legend of the Lich with our story.
 * Jake: Yeah! We remember those Mushroom War just like where it was yesterday or 996 years ago.
 * Finn: You're right! Just like where it was yesterday.
 * Title Announcer: After Mortal Folly.
 * Prismo: Yeah, he wished for extinction of all life and I did it. I guess it change his lifetime or something? That's our big trouble, the Lich is... ruling all the Farmworld, the place that the Lich never ever existed!
 * Title Announcer: After The Lich.
 * Prismo: Oh, that's because you're safe in my time room until you make your wish.
 * Title Announcer: Before Crossover.
 * Finn: I got it! I wish... the Lich... never... even ever existed... again!
 * Title Announcer: From the creator of Adventure Time. The greatest adventure of all time. The Adventure Time Movie. Only in theaters this summer.
 * Finn: If Jake and I have our story, you could listen to!