Total Drama Platinum/Fresh New Campers Pt 1

(it cuts to a new island as Chris is shown flying a helicopter)

Chris: Yo I'm Chris McLean and we are back with a new season of the greatest franchise ever to date.

(shows many of the island)

Chris: (VO) We rented out a brand new island for this season which means we got some new goods for this season.

(shows a raccoon asleep)

Chris (VO): Which means new animals

(shows the cabins)

Chris (VO): New Cabins

(shows the million dollars)

Chris: But the thing that hasn't changed is the 1 million dollars

(shows Chris McLean on the island next to the landed helicopter)

Chris: We even have some new contestants all 24 Who will win one million dollars? And what crazy schemes do i have up my sleeve for this season (he pulls out an explosion out of his sleeve and throws it behind him laughing as it cuts to the ship arriving)

Chris: Find out right now on Total Drama Platinum!!!!

(Cool Orchid logo shows then intro plays and cuts back to the ship arriving

Chris: Welcome Back To Total Drama Platinum According to my calculations the first contestant has arrived and should be about right now!

(The contestants arrive out of the ship)

Chris: Make that all of the contestants

(The first to meet Chris is Samantha who is eating butter)

Chris: Samantha Welcome...And you're eating butter?

Samantha: BUTTER IS LIFE!

Chris: Umm okay then.

(The next to meet Chris is Luna)

Chris: Luna. Care to say a few things about yourself?

Luna: No need Just need to bedge and live to rock

Chris: Alright...

(Next is Captain Chimichanga)

Captain Chimichanga: Ha Ha foes beware it is I Captain Chimichanga

Chris: Uh your fill out form says your name is Eric

Captain Chimichanga: That is my fake name!

Chris: Alrighty Eric.

(The next to meet Chris is Damien)

Damien: Chris McLean it’s such a pleasure to meet you man.

Chris: Damien same to you

(He goes over there to meet the others)

Damien: Uh Hi guys.

Samantha: BUTTER!

Damien: Okay then...

(Next is Jack)

Chris: Contestant Number Cinco Jack

Jack: What did you say to me punk?!

Chris: That you are the fifth contestant.

Jack: (he grabs a hold of his shirt) Thats what i thought.

Chris: Ummm alright then.

Jack: Heh heh I'm just messing with ya mate. wanted to build suspension your alright in my book.

(The next person arrives being Emily)

Chris: Fellas meet Emily

Emily: Hi!

(Damien is blown away)

Damien: Whoa...

(Samantha is aggressively eating butter)

(Emily starts to walk over to the other contestants)

Damien: Hi!

(As Roderick enters)

Roderick: You look ugly.

Chris: I HAD FOUR HAIRSTYLISTS MAKE MY HAIR LOOK ABSOLUTELY PERFECT

Roderick: Is that how you became host of this dump maybe they should have gotten someone better to host.

Chris: Just sit down!

(Miranda then arrives)

Chris: Miranda What are you reading?

Miranda: I'm reading Diary of Fear by Kaitlyn Monroe

Chris: Okay then.

(Suddenly screaming could be heard as James rushes in)

(they all look to see James)

James: DEATH BLOW!

Chris: Everyone this is James. He likes anime

James: hey everyone. Have you al”-

???: THIS BOAT RIDE SUCKED!

Chris: Oh hi Karen!

Karen: I BETTER GET CASH FOR ENDURING THIS RIDE!