Détendez-vous, Jasiri! (Life as a Outlander episode)/Transcript

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Narrator: Life as a Outlander Narrator: Détendez-vous, Jasiri! Reirei: Kiburi, don't you remember that Jasiri marked out this water hole for us? Kiburi: Yeah, and what do I care, it's not in the Outlands one way or another? '''Reirei: Of course not, who would care? except for all of Jasiri's clan, including her.''' Kiburi: Your ironies to try to terrify me do not instill any fear in me, Reirei, I will only say that Jasiri would get angry and scold me if she herself came to speak! Reirei: I think it's better to disappear, Kiburi, otherwise I'll be able to prove my thinking that crocodiles are nothing more than family-sized lizards even today '''Kiburi: Then you can summon a continental army of jackals, because you alone won't even tickle. *laughs intensely*''' Reirei: *grunting* TODAY I WILL FEED MY PUPPIES A MUTANT LIZARD FOR DINNER!

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Chungu: LADY QUEEN JASIRI! Jasiri: AAAHHH! Chungu: *panting* Sorry to startle you, Your Majesty, and to walk into the government headquarters looking like a "madhyen", but Reirei and Kiburi are crashing in the waterhole to the northwest Jasiri: Now that you've taken me to the ground with such a shock that I took due to the fuss, you decide to tell me the reason behind the scandal!? Jasiri: Go get Janja and the other boys, and just tell them to go to this waterhole, tell them it's an emergency situation, because there are two compatriots fighting, and that its don't needed my permission, just tell them that I told them to go Chungu: But Jasiri, they won't take my word for it... '''Chungu: Especially Janja, who loves coming here just to say "hi" to you, even for no reason. *look suggestively*''' '''Jasiri: *get angry* Wow that's funny! now get out of here before I cut your midday off, then you're the one who's going to have to say a lot of "hellos" to me in order to win that back!''' '''Chungu: Alright Jasiri! *exits quickly* '''Jasiri: I just call Janja to give her "honor massages" *laugh*

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Madoa: Jasiri! '''Jasiri: Uh! Hi Madoa, what going on?''' '''Madoa: It's about Mzingo, so needless to say it's bullshit, and again, related to that strange talk of demo... uh...''' Jasiri: Democracy? Madoa: Right, exactly this! Madoa: He decided to go with his parliament to try to resolve a feud between two Galagos clans. Jasiri: But there is no group, not even a minority, of Galagos that live in the Outlands, they usually live in the Pridelands or the Backlands. Madoa: Exactly, while they made their common private meetings, in the Pridelands, he heard the clans fighting and thought it was a good idea to intervene, and try to introduce this "democracy" to the galagos, then he gave the hint that a vote should be taken Jasiri: Well, that's no much problem so far Madoa: Yes, but the confusion starts now, as the two clans had the same number of galagos, there was a tie, and then the discussion returned, and to make matters worse, Mzingo still offended the two clans saying that they were a bunch of "silly insects" Jasiri: *laughs* And what a big problem on top of that Sis- *stops laughing and goes wide-eyed* Jasiri: Galagos feed on insects! Madoa: Exactly, as soon as they were called and compared to beings inferior to them in the food chain, both sides felt extremely offended, and attacked Mzingo and the other vultures. '''Jasiri: Uhhh... Surely later I'll have to go personally to the Pridelands and talk to both clans to apologize for Mzingo's headless ideas, but where is that "democrat revolutionary."''' '''Mzingo: At your orders, Prime Minister!... Ouch... has your Excellency eaten yet?''' Jasiri: No, but without a doubt the galagos made a good meal today, vulture mincemeat Mzingo: at least i managed to get them to unite Jasiri: you know that this costs me credibility, well, you're connected with my image, you're part of my advisory, so the nonsense you do in the Outlands or wherever hurt not only yours, but my reputation too Mzingo: *deep breath* I have a sense of that, but you know, Mistress Prime-Minister, that was really bothering us, that galagos, with those phoses that border on a whistle, and still screaming, shook our nerves, and so, we decided to put in practice something to make it stop Jasiri: it's a crooked excuse Mzingo, that was very simple to solve, it was just having to leave the place, there was no need to be a diplomat, and much less to put your beak where you weren't called, isn't it? Madoa: furthermore, why is it only in that tree, every single time there is some confusion every time you go there, and every time, not satisfied, turn back to another obstacle greater than the previous Jasiri: good point, sister Mzingo: ok, I was defeated, starting today I will decree that parliament will never hold meetings in that tree again, but that they find an exclusive burrow for us here in the Outlands, right? Jasiri: you have no rights to impose nothi- *covered mouth* Madoa: we will no doubt pursue this later, but larger occupancies are on our schedule first now Mzingo: ok, I will return to the treatments of the wounds caused by those abominable beings, greetings, Your Excellency

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Janja: a private burrow for parliamentary meetings? Madoa: precisely, and I tell you, if I hadn't covered Jasiri's mouth, now Mzingo would be making a move to remove her from power, because the insults would not be the most polite ever heard Janja: it was better that you let her talk, sometimes I think Mzingo exceeds the limits of her good will, with the leisure and the mischief that only he can have, he really needs to hear a good curse Madoa: well, it may be, but I dare not, and you who have known him better for longer than we have, must know well what you are saying Janja: Yes I do, and I can be sure, he does what he does to you, why have you never shown him the power of your jaws *simulates a bite* Madoa: *laugh* what a "bad boy" thing, Janja Madoa: But I think we should look for a way, I who live with her a little longer than you, who spend the day on guard, I can tell you that she is almost collapsing, and the purest example is that she is strangely provocative, she was docile and well-mannered, not like that