Stealing Asriel's Horns (Transcript)

Zoe and Raphael continues accusing Derrick of stealing the horns.

Zoe: You are the last one in that dressing room. And now conveniently, Asriel, understudy Asriel, Asgore and Toriel's horns are missing.

Derrick: You're really just gonna assume that it was me who took them? I didn't even know there were horns.

Raphael: Empty your pockets.

Derrick: I don't have any pockets to empty out.

Zoe: Okay, well, where's your bag? Where's your bag-

Derrick: My bag is with my mum.

Raphael: So no pockets, no-

Derrick: The fact that you wouldn't even go to your tech people first. You just assume that I stole the horns-

Zoe: Well, based on past events with you-

Derrick: Maybe someone else wanted to try them on, I don't know.

Raphael: Okay, alright, I guess I'll believe you for now-

Derrick: Wow.

Zoe: Well, if it wasn't you then who else would it have been?

Derrick: I don't know. I don't know. But it wasn't me, so...

Raphael: Okay, alright, I'll believe you. But if I did find out that you do have those horns and you're lying to us-

Derrick: I didn't take the horns. I didn't even know that they were horns.

Zoe: It is tech week. We don't have time for this. I'm not gonna be that nice director anymore, hope Zoe and I don't find out that you have them.

Derrick: Whatever, I have voice lessons I need to get to and you've already made me late so bye.

After that, it is the first mic check and Mat, the stage director is checking everyone's microphones.

Mat: Line up on the stage, we're doing mic checks.

Ranboo: Out here?

Toby: Yup, all actors with a mic on the stage. Including the ensemble.

Mat: All actors with a mic on the stage. If you have a mic, line up on the stage.

Jack: Oh, okay.

Mat: Mic checks. Thank you very much. Alright, we're good to go.

Mat gave a thumbs up to his husband, Ben,

Ben: Alright, erm... Frisk, let's start with you, say your line please.

Tommy: Hello? Who’s there? If I can hear you then show yourself!

Ben: Alright, now sing.

Song: Frisk’s Promise by Echo Flower Productions

Tommy: #In that world up above #Where the sun shines down #They told us the stories of #The monsters underground #They said up in our world #Monsters could not belong #But I couldn’t help but wonder if #What they thought was wrong #So I swore to myself one day #The solemn promise that I made #I’d climb up Ebott’s mountain peak #To discover the world beneath #I’d stay both determined and strong #To see if I can prove them wrong #I climb the trail, hoping to know #The truth of that strange world below #So on this fateful day #I thought of what I learned #I know that those who climb Mt. Ebott #Are said to not return #Determination drove me, call it #Foolishness or chance #As I climb the mountain trail #I walked without a backwards glance #Followed the trail as I fell down #And found myself here underground #At first I felt lost and afraid #But held to the promise I made #I stayed both determined and strong #Monsters aren’t bad, they all were wrong #But I can’t stay in this world below #I just want to go home…#

Ben: Awesome, thank you.

Ranboo: (claps) Nice.

Ben: You're good.

Tommy: Okay, thanks.

Ben: Erm... Chara, let's get yours, say a line please.

Freddie: Greetings, I am Chara. And I have a story to share with you. A story of humans, and monsters.

Ben: Alright, now sing.

Song: Star by Echo Flower Productions

Freddie: #Distant starlight #Trapped in the night #Far below #I heard them calling #Angels banished from the sky #No one had heard their cries #Losing all their hopes and dreams #Thanks to humanity #Fallen so far #Like a lost star #Hold on to #Determination #I’ve heard the call #Will we all fall #Perhaps we’ll #Find liberation#

Ben: Thank you.

Toby: Wow, amazing.

Freddie: Thanks.

Ben: Alright, Flowey, say your line please.

Dream: You think you aren’t a killer, little monarch?

Tommy: I'd never kill anyone-

Ben: Frisk, you've already done yours, you don't have to do it.

Tommy: Sorry.

Ben: Alright, Flowey, sing a song.

Dream: #I wear a mask with a smile#

Ben: An Undertale song.

Dream: Sorry, I kind of wrote this song myself to address my ADHD. Erm... what's that song?

Ben: Your Best Friend.

Song: Your Best Friend by Echo Flower Productions

Dream: #Howdy, I’m Flowey #Call me your best friend #I see that you fell down! #You must be new, so #Let me say, “Welcome #Here to the Underground!” #There’s so much for you to see #Come along and follow me #Hey, you can trust me #I’m here to help ya! #I’ll share some LOVE with you! #Just run into #These friendliness pellets #C’mon and catch a few #Hey, ya missed ‘em, try again! #What’s this joke? #ARE YOU BRAIN-DEAD? #Hey, c’mon kid, #Run into the bullets! #You know what’s going on? #You maybe wanting #To see me suffer #But it’s you who should run! #Look at you #You’ve fallen down #Call for help #No one’s around! #It’s kill or be killed #Really I’d be thrilled #If that’s the path you’d try #No one will help you #NoW i’Ll SlIce y0u ThRoUgH! #It’s time for you to #DIE!#

Ben: Thank you.

George: Doing amazing.

Ben: Toriel, you're up. Say a line please.

Kristin: What a miserable creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth Do not be afraid, my child. It is I, Toriel, guardian of the ruins.

Ben: Very good, now sing.

Song: Fallen Down by Alice Flare and Man On The Internet

Kristin: #Oh dear child #You've fallen down #It's dark and there's no one around #To guide you through the dark #But please don't you worry #Your little head #I'll be here #To guide you along #Right here, by your side #Through the maze #And teach you the way #Just take my hand #Don't be afraid #It has been so long since a human has #Come by here #You remind me of love I'd once known #Listen well #My dear child #You're going to grow up #And learn all that #Life will teach you #Your mother is always so proud #And you will never leave me #Here you will stay #Never will you be afraid #Here with me #You've fallen down, now get up #The underground isn't such #An awful place to live #Peacefully together #And who would need to see light of day? #Oh, my child #Bathed in light #I know that you're scared, that you've #Fallen down #But Toriel #Will spare your life #Come, my child #Let's move on #And live in my world and just #Maybe you #Could teach me #How you stayed determined and strong#

Ben: Awesome.

Phil: Beautiful.

Kristin: Thank you.

Ben: Okay, Napstablook, sing your song. Oh, it's not a solo so Frisk and Chara could sing along.

Wilbur: Alright.

Tommy: Yes.

Ben: But first, say your line.

Wilbur: zzzzzzzzzz…(are they gone yet) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Ben: Okay, now sing.

Song: Ghost Fight by Echo Flower Productions

Wilbur: #Oh! #Wait, am I in your way? #I guess I shouldn’t stay in this show #I shouldn’t lie around #It’s better if I just go #I prefer being alone that’s true #But I guess it’s nice to now meet you #You sound like someone I know #From years ago #Not feeling up to remembering #I’m not here to enjoy the view #I just hang around #This place is the best for the loneliest #Guy in the underground #I’m feelin’ blue, won’t bother you #I’ll get out of your way#

Tommy: #You don’t have to leave, come on Blooky #Why not cheer up and stay #Hey! #Cheer up, Blooky #So you’re a bit gloomy, well that’s okay #Don’t have to be sad #I’ll cheer you up anyway! #Now come on, just smile, it’s alright! #To tell the truth, I don’t want to fight #All I want us for us to be friends #Is there some way that I #Can make it right?#

Wilbur: #Well #I admit, #Maybe a bit, you could try it #But despite your cheer #I’m not really feelin’ up to it#

Freddie: #Frisk, you really baffle me, I swear #It’s surprising that you seem to care #But thinking you can just go #Smile on through #To be frank you just do not have a clue#

Tommy: #Well why not try? Blooky, don’t cry! #You don’t have to leave#

Wilbur: #Hey don’t mind me, ‘cause casually #I just lie down and grieve #I’d just weigh you down as my tears fell down #I’m still feelin’ blue #If you try to improve my gloomy mood #Don’t know what you could do #Hey! #You think it’s okay? #Can’t believe you are so nice to me #What’s this feelin’? #For once I’m cheerful again #Perhaps I don’t ruin anything #Mind if I maybe join you and sing? #For once things seem brighter #For me now #As we sing along to this jazzy swing#

Tommy: #Hey there’s that smile! #I like your style! #Feeling better now?#

Wilbur: #In this afterlife, hey I kinda like #Having someone around #For once I feel like I am real #Everything seems so clear#

Both: #There’s no need to be constantly lonely #In the Ruins here#

Tommy: #See? You don’t have to be sad! #Is having new friends really so bad?#

Wilbur: #You’re quite a ray of sunshine #I feel pretty fine #This is one day I’ll be remembering#

Both: #It’s not so bad after all #Having new friends on which you can call #New pal of mine #Thing will be fine #Nice to have another friend by my side#

Ben: Not bad you guys.

Freddie: You guys are like siblings, look at your hair.

Wilbur: Hey, at least it's better than you know who.

Tommy: Yeah.

Ben: Okay, Sans, you're next. Say a line please.

Karl: Human. Don't you know how to greet a new pal? Then turn around and shake my hand. Hehehe, the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick.

Ben: Now sing.

Karl: #‘Sup, my name’s Sans #It’s really nice to meet ya pal #I’m supposed to be on watch #For humans now #But you can take a joke #You seem pretty fun #And I’m not quite up to capturing anyone#

Ben: Alright, sounds good.

Nick: You're good.

Karl: Thanks.

Nick: Papyrus, you're up. Say a line please.

Alex: You know what’s “Sup” brother, it’s been 8 days and you still haven’t recalibrated your puzzles! You just hang around outside your station! What are you even doing?!?

Karl: Staring at this lamp, which doesn't even exist yet.

Alex: Karlos-

Ben: Thank you, Sans, but let Alex sing.

Alex: #This one's for Badboyhalo#

Darryl: How many times do you have to sing that you muffinhead?

Ben: Alex, thanks for the diss tracks. But we need you to sing actual Undertale songs.

Alex: Oh, sorry.

Ben: Go ahead.

Alex: #Sans there’s no time for any of that #I must be ready to capture #A human who comes around #Undyne will make me #Captain of the royal guard #I’ll be loved and respected by #Everyone around #Once I finally capture a human #I’ll get all of the recognition #And love that I desire #Like a hedge cut to look like my head #And the dozens of friends #That I surely will acquire!#

George: iPad kid.

Alex: (coughs)

Ben: Thank you. Monster kid, say your line.

Grayson: Hiya buddy! Are you a kid too? Cuz you’re wearing a striped shirt.

Ben: Good, now sing.

Song: Deltarune/Undyne by Echo Flower Productions

Grayson: #It’s been said since #Times from long ago #That from the surface an angel will fall #It will make a #Choice of different paths #Through sunlight or death, it will soon free us all#

Ben: Good.

Tommy: Doing great.

Grayson: Thank you.

Ben: Genocide and Pacifist, say your lines please.

Cassie: Well, that was a nice nap. Those 2 kids… they must just be what woke us up again.

Bill: Seems they’ve already begun showing mercy.

Ben: Alright, now sing.

Cassie: #Here again #Lost within the darkness #Why not reset #To a path you won’t address #All it would take #Is just one monster falling #Isn’t the urge calling?#

Bill: #Death and war #To you that’s all that matters #Wanting more #As the ashes scatter #Don’t you see #What that path amounts to?# #Don’t listen! #Stay determined you 2!#

Ben: Good job. Undyne, say a line first.

Hannah: No, you know what? SCREW IT! Why should I tell that story, WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE? NGAAAAAH!!!

Then, there's feedback.

Niki: Holy crap, that's so loud.

Ben: Sorry, Hannah's mic was a bit too loud. Alright, you can sing now.

Song: Spear Of Justice by Man On The Internet

Hannah: #There comes a time when #A hero must make a choice #Fighting with honor, make #All rivals fear my voice #Tonight, this battle will #Make all the monsters say #Undyne has saved us all #Undyne brought back the day! #Real heroes never fear #Real heroes laugh at death #Every soldier must fight #Until their final breath! #I dedicate my life #To upholding what's right #Serving my land and king #BRING VICTORY TONIGHT! #I forged my destiny from my blood and my sweat #If there's one who can beat me, I haven't met them yet! #You'll never win, little child, this is my destiny #They will sing of my name in the pages of history! #Raise my spear to the sky! #Loyal soldier keep marching on! #We shout with one voice! #We will carry on! #You stand in the way of all our hopes and dreams #If human history has taught me anything #It's that humans will fight, it's that humans are tough #But from what I have seen, you're made of softer stuff #Stand until the end! #Because someone has to die! #Clash as you pretend! #The bloodstains will dry! #The very fact you exist is a crime #But you're not going to escape, no, not this time #If your life stands between us and seeing the sky #Then tough luck for you, human, tonight you're gonna die! #I feel everyone's hearts as they're pounding in sync #Pushing determination to the very brink! #With our hearts and our souls, we all know we can't fail #So come on, little human, let's end this sorry tale #I feel everyone's hearts as they're pounding in sync #Pushing determination to the very brink! #With our hearts and our souls, we all know we can't fail #So come on, little human, let's end this sorry tale! #Is that all you've got? #I've nothing to fear! #You are a disease! #I'm justice's spear! #You cannot fool me! #You're sick in the head! #We'd all be happy #If you were dead #'Til your dying breath! #For the ones who've gone! #For our noble cause! #We will carry on! #We will find a home! #We'll escape the wild! #We will see the dawn! #Farewell, human child! #Real heroes never fear #Real heroes laugh at death #Every soldier must fight #Until their final breath! #I dedicate my life #To upholding what's right #Serving my land and king #BRING VICTORY TONIGHT! #I know in my heart there's no path but to fight #I know in my heart I am doing what's right #It'll be different this time, we will win this war #The humans will know fury like never before! #Raise my spear to the sky! #Loyal soldier keep marching on! #We shout with one voice! #We will carry on! #There were six came before you, six humans who tried #To get past the royal guard, every one of them died #I will never accept your mercy, never be spared #Killing you is my mercy, so stop being scared! #Stand until the end! #Because someone has to die! #Clash as you pretend! #The bloodstains will dry! #We believe, Undyne, that you're doing what's right #Come on, then, Undyne, you must finish the fight! #Your heart, Undyne, should be telling you what's right #You can't let a human live, you must finish the fight! #Come on, Undyne, stop the bloodshed tonight #What's good is a hero if they will not fight? #Follow your heart, and you will do what's right #You can't run away this time, let us finish the fight! #Stop running, human, now come back and fight #I will rip out your soul and I'll bring back the light! #You can't give me mercy, can't handle my might #Though you flee to the heat, you will not leave my sight! #'Til your dying breath! #For the ones who've gone! #For our noble cause! #We will carry on! #We will find a home! #We'll escape the wild! #We will see the dawn! #Farewell, human child! #Get back here. you punk! #Don't you disappear! #This is the last time- #Hey, get back here! #Ah man, all this heat... #I'm just feeling beat... #I need a drink... #Can't stay on my feet...#

Ben: Badass, don't ruin the mics again.

Hannah: Sorry.

Sam: You're doing good, Hannah.

Ben: Alphys, you're next. Say your line first.

Tina: Oh my god, a human! You've come here so soon and the place is such a mess. I barely got dressed and oh my god the cameras are watching... It's just that I can't even deal, come on don't be weird... Greetings my name is Alphys, I am a royal scientist to help King Asgore and... what is your name?

Ben: Now sing.

Song: Alphys by Man On The Internet

Tina: #I'll take you to the castle #It would be no hassle #Know what I mean? #Well, there's a little issue #See, I made an artificial killing machine #There's no need to worry, though #You have me right here, so #You'll survive his rage #Though I'll lead from the rear #I'll still be here #Even when Mettaton steals the stage #I'll lead the way #Like in anime #You can trust me #Mew Mew Kissy Cutie is my favorite- #Dang it, Alphys! #Quit it!#

Karl: Good job.

Ben: Wonderful. Mettaton.

Eret: Hi.

Ben: Say your line please.

Eret: THAT HUMAN... COULD IT BE... MY ONE TRUE LOVE?

Tommy: No.

Ben: Thank you Tommy, we don't need that. Eret, please sing.

Eret: #Oh my love, please run away. #Monster King, forbids your stay. #Humans must, live far apart. #Even if, it breaks my heart. #They'll put you in the dungeon. #It'll suck, and then you'll die a lot. #Really sad, you're gonna die. #Cry cry cry, so sad it's happening.#

Tina: You just went opera mode.

Ben: Doing good so far. Muffet, say your line.

Becca: I heard that they love to step on spiders, I heard, they love to tear their legs off, I heard that they are also afraid of them.

Ben: Okay, now sing.

Song: Spider Dance by Adriana Figueroa

Becca: #2, 4, 6, 8 #I think it's time for a date #I've got a craving and I think you're my taste #So won't you come out and play? #Darling it's your lucky day #Why so blue, dear? #Why the expression of fear? #Not into falling for those crocodile tears #So you've got nowhere to flee #Now your soul belongs to me #You've been invited to my Spider Dance Spider Dance Spider Dance #So move along with me and clap your hands clap your hands clap your hands #I'm gonna trap you in my Spider Dance Spider Dance Spider Dance #You know a heart like yours can't stand a chance #In this dizzying, twisted dark romance #Paralysed, fear is in your eyes #But your cries will go unheard even if you try #Struggling is futile so get tangled up in me #Cause to survive I think you're gonna have to pay a little fee #Get caught in my Spider Dance Spider Dance Spider Dance #You know a heart like yours can't stand a chance #Got your marionette strings in my hands#

Ben: Thanks. Now I need, Asgore?

Phil: Yup.

Ben: Say your line please.

Phil: Human, it was nice meeting you, goodbye.

Ben: Good, now sing.

Phil: #So much blood, so much pain #Now I've lost my sons again #One day soon, freedom shall ring #So proclaims the mountain king#

Ben: Thank you.

Kristin: You sound good.

Phil: Thank you.

Ben: Now we need, Asriel.

Toby: Hello?

But Tubbo's mic isn't working.

Ben: His mic's not even on. Does Asriel have his mic? Can someone down there check Tubbo's mic? I think it got turned off.

Toby: The hell?

Bill: Tubbo, what happened to your mic?

Toby: I dunno.

Tommy: Tubbo, I thought you'd usually have your mic on. Like when you portrayed Chris.

Toby: I don't think it's on me.

Wilbur: Ben, Tubbo doesn't have his mic on.

Ben: He doesn't have it on?

Freddie: Yeah, isn't it up there with you? It isn't even on him.

Ben: That's weird.

Toby: I thought the mics were on stage, like when we were in Miss Saigon.

Tommy: Don't worry about it, you're good.

Ben: Okay, come up here and get the mic. It's fine, just hurry.

Toby: Okay, dad.

Tubbo ran up to the control booth where on of his dads, Ben, is. Along with the music producer of the show, Charles.

Toby: Hi, sorry, I need a mic.

Charles: Hi Tubbo, how are you doing?

Toby: Erm... I need a mic.

Ben: Oh, you're good, son. Don't worry about it.

Charles: He's your son?

Ben: Adopted. This isn't even the first issue we've had with mics today. We also have a missing mic as well.

Toby: Oh.

Ben: But anyway, here's the mic. You probably know how it works. If not, I'll show you. This is the pack, do not touch it, okay? I'm gonna turn it on for you.

Toby: Yeah, I won't touch the pack.

Ben: You're gonna put it in your mic belt.

Toby: I have one on.

Ben: Cool, turn around.

Ben put the microphone on Tubbo.

Ben: Okay, now the mic, you're going to string it up through your shirt.

Charles: Is it awkward?

Ben: Not really, he's my son. I had to help him put on his clothes while he couldn't walk after the car crash that killed his parents and presumably his sisters.

Toby: What next?

Ben: And then you're gonna tape it up to your cheek.

Tubbo taped up his mic up to his cheek. Based on his experience with theatre, he was able to position where it's supposed to be.

Toby: What do you think?

Ben: Reminds me of when you were in the hospital.

Charles: Hospital?

Ben: Yeah, car crash, paralysed, got pulmonary fibrosis after that. God, it's been so long.

Toby: But this isn't one of those wires that monitor my heart and oxygen levels. This is just a mic.

Charles: I heard that you can hide these mics behind his hair. Look at this, long bangs. Easy to hide the mic there.

Ben: Oh yeah.

Toby: Yeah.

Ben: Alright, go back to the stage, we'll check you.

Toby: Cool.

Tubbo went back to the stage with his mic on.

Tommy: Did you get your mic on?

Toby: Yeah, I got it on.

Tommy: Good.

Ben: Alright Asriel, say your line please.

Toby: Finally... I am so tired of being a flower... Chara? Are you there? Don't you remember me? It's your best friend...

Ben: Alright, very good. You can sing now.

Toby: #There's a world out up above #It would not show me love #I thought I could stop the end #Be here with you, my friend #Somewhere deep down I believed #I'd bring you back to me #I thought we could have some fun #Can my damage be undone? #I'd forgotten how to feel #Not sure if I was real #If I am no longer me #Then what can I still be? #By your side until the end #I thought I'd be your friend #I still hold onto that hope #No matter what I am then #So please just leave me behind #I couldn't win this time #I don't want to let you go #I'll be okay alone #You deserve far better friends #Now you're here at the end #I can let all of them go #I'll be okay alone#

Ben: Perfect, thank you. You're good.

Toby: Oh okay.

Ben: Now for the ensemble.

Oli: Do we have to say our lines?

Ben: No, just sing for us.

Ranboo: Oh, okay.

Song: This Is The Hour from Miss Saigon

Ensemble: #This is the hour #This is our land #We found the power #In our brother's hand #And from a storm #Pierced with light #Fierce and white #The lightning came #A bright'ning flame #To end the night #One man to heed us - #Each girl, each boy #One voice to lead us #In a song of joy #This is the hour #This is our land#

After the chorus sang, Paul went on stage and noticed something in Freddie's pocket.

Paul: Chara, what is that in your pocket?

Freddie: Pardon?

Paul: Yeah, there, in your pocket. What is that?

Ben: Paul Ramirez, if you don't have a mic, there's no reason to be out on stage right now.

Paul: (sighs) Whatever.

Freddie looked at his pockets and saw 4 damaged horns. He doesn't know how did it fit there at this point.

Paul: Are those Asriel, understudy Asriel, Toriel and Asgore's horns?

Freddie: The hell?

Paul: Why do you have their horns in your pocket? You stole their horns?

Freddie: No, I don't-

Paul: Then why were they in your pocket?

Freddie: I didn't put them in my pocket, did someone put them there? The horns were like blunted.

Paul: And you damaged them up? Why would you do that?

Freddie: No, I wouldn't cut up Tubbo, Oli, Kristin or Phil's horns-

Paul: Wow, honestly, I never thought that you would be the one to do that, Asriel.

Freddie: I didn't.

Paul: I thought that you were friends with Tubbo and Oli. Same for Phil and Kristin. Why would you do that to him?

Freddie: I didn't-

Paul: They're gonna be so sad when they find out-

Freddie: I didn't take the horns, I-

Toby: Yeah, no, hold on, hold on, you really think that he took my horns?

Paul: They were in his pocket.

Freddie: I didn't know that-

Paul: If you didn't do it then why were they in your pocket?

Freddie: I didn't even know that they were in my pocket.

Oli: Yeah, I'm not gonna listen to you start blaming him for this.

Paul: What?

Oli: How did you know that the horns were in his pocket?

Paul: They were sticking out of his pocket.

Phil: I couldn't see them from where I was at. And you just come up here and magically know that our horns-

Paul: I mean, I guess you weren't paying attention to his pockets or something? Because they were sticking out and I was just curious as to what those white things sticking out of his pockets were, listen, I can't believe it either-

Kristin: Leave him alone, okay? He did not take the horns.

Paul: All I'm saying is it's a little suspicious that I just find your horns in his pocket and they're all damaged and he's acting like he doesn't know what's going on.

Bill: No, what's suspicious is the fact that you automatically knew that Tubbo, Oli, Kristin and Phil's horns were in his pocket, you wanna explain yourself for that?