Liam's Sleepover at Kyle's/transcript

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(in Liam's bedroom)

Julia: (neutral) Good morning.

Liam: (bored) Good morning.

Julia: (neutral) You are bored.

Liam: (bored) Yep, today's November 23: it's Black Friday.

Julia: (super excited): That's right, you can two it whatever you want. (neutral) We can to go for the sleepover for Kyle's. We can to, play Yahtzee. (super excited) Oh oh oh, how about, we, can to. (super excited) PLAY PING-PONG!

Liam: (bored) No. (agreeing) We can to go for the sleepover for Kyle's: last week, I want to Kyle's house.

Julia: (happy) That's great. I'll call my father.

(in the kitchen)

Ryan (neutral): So, you are going, where?

Liam: (happy) We're going to Kyle Broflovski's house for 3-day sleepover.

Ryan: (super excited) Oh oh oh oh, that's so excited. (happy) Can I go?

Liam: (point to Dad) No, you're not going, you're going to work.

Ryan: (neutral) Oh.

Liam (neutral) Now, I was looking at you, then he say (angry) No!

Ryan: (neutral) I thought. (shrugging) Why can I have a hoax? She say. (neutral) Ah mister, you can't beat up, you be mine you boax.

(silent)

Ryan: (neutral) Anyways what's your idea.

Liam (bored) To, get my move on?

Ryan (super excited) Agreed.

(in Kyle's living room)

Kyle: (disagreeing) God darn it: 10 minutes starting?

(camera pans to the couches)

Kyle: (disagreeing) Hmmm. Right now.

(door ring)

Kyle: (neutral) And here comes the dicks.

Liam: (waving) Hello.

Kyle (waving) Hi: nice to see you: come on in.

(in his sister's bedroom)

Kyle: (shrugging) It is my sister's bedroom, I play with my sister for 2 years.

Liam: (surprised) What?

Kyle: (bored) Ah don't you think about it. (angry) You're the stupid boy with brown hair, brown eyes, and the stupid hoax.

Liam: (point to Kyle) Hey, don't you think about it. (angry) Sometime you stuck in his tree with no year allowed. And you're dicks?

Kyle: (bored) Meh we're see. Time for dinner.

Liam: (disagreeing) No, it's not dinnertime yet. It starts 5:00 PM in the evening.

Kyle: (surprised) Talk about the hoax.

Liam: (point to Kyle) Talk about the boax.

Kyle: (angry) Talk about myself, and others.

Liam: (faceplam) Ah, not again.

(in Kyle's kitchen)

Kyle: (shrugging) I work here for 26 years: I thought that everybody, can charge my pain. (point to Liam) How about yours.

Liam: (bored) Meh, forget it: I'm gonna stay here until dinnertime.

Kyle: (angry) But your dicks?

Liam: (angry) HEY, I'M A BOY HERE AND I TALK TO QUIET! LET'S GO TALK ABOUT IT, TALK ABOUT MY WIFE, TALK ABOUT MY SISTER, TALK ABOUT MY FATHER, TALK ABOUT MY DOG, TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE, GONG HEAD!

Kyle: (surprised)

Liam: (still angry) I MEAN I SEE THE MOVIE BEFORE WHEN I WAS A BABY! NOW TALK ABOUT YOURSELF! (bell rings) (afraid) It's dinnertime.

(at dinner)

Kyle: (shrugging)