IronRose/I'm The Bad Guy

I'm The Bad Guy is the first issue of the comic series IronRose.

Transcript
A man in red begins blowing a tune on a flute. While singing this tune, IronRose walks along the roof of a building, seemingly rather happy due to the song. He then begins bobbing his head to the beat. He jumps off the roof and begins walking around while people stare at him in confusion. IronRose walks off. IronRose stops playing his song again and looks around, seeing a very large group of people cheering for something at what appears to be some kind of festival. Wondering what's going on, he jumps up on to a lamp post, spotting a large banner which reads "Blue Striking!" A man turns to him and stares for a few seconds. He stares at IronRose for a few seconds, trying to piece everything together, but ends up turning away. IronRose goes back to looking at the event. A tiny man in a suit walks up on to a stage and begins speaking into a microphone. The crowd cheers once again. A caped man in a blue suit suddenly comes down from the sky and walks to the edge of the stage. He gives two peace signs to the crowd and they erupt in applauds, people yelling about how much they love him. IronRose looks around before pointing at himself. He stays quiet for a few seconds.
 * Narrator: The Hand of War... The Oncoming Blaze... The Eye of the Storm... these are the names given to one particular man... a man who people would come to fear... a man who is either loved... or despised...
 * IronRose: Do you hear the people sing? singing the song of angry men? it is the music of the people who will not be slaves again! when the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums, there is a life about to start when tomorrow comes!
 * Narrator: Ironically, yes, this is that man... but he is far from incompetent.
 * Punk Girl: 'Ay, guy! what's goin' on with that funny-lookin' outfit?
 * IronRose: What, this? I like it. Do you like it?
 * Punk Girl: ...No...
 * IronRose: Well, your opinion means nothing to me.
 * Punk Girl: Okay?
 * Punk Girl: ...Who was that?
 * Bald Man: I have no idea, but he seemed familiar for some reason... some odd reason.
 * IronRose: Can anyone explain what's going on?
 * Young-Adult: How... did you get up there...?
 * IronRose: Jumped.
 * Young-Adult: Oh... how?
 * IronRose: Do you want me to explain how jumping works?
 * Young-Adult: No, I mean... how did you jump high enough to land on a lamp post?
 * IronRose: Do you ask how a bird flies?
 * Tiny Man: Ladies and gentlemen, I am very happy to introduce you to the first ever Blue Striking event, here to honor the greatest hero of them all, Blue Striker!
 * Tiny Man: And guess who we have to celebrate?
 * Blue Striker: Thank you, thank you! you know, back when I was a kid reading about awesome heroes on adventures, I never thought that I would be just like them. But here I am, living the dream! if you need any proof that anything is possible, just look at me! no matter your dream, it is possible! you there, what's your dream?
 * Person #1: I wanna live in London!
 * Blue Striker: And you?
 * Person #2: I want to be rich and famous!
 * Blue Striker: You can both do it! and you, what about you?
 * Blue Striker: Yeah, what's your dream?
 * IronRose: To conquer the world...