WikiViews/A WikiViews Easter Special: God's Not Dead: Electric Boogaloo

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An opening resembling the classic CBS Special Presentation one plays, saying "A WikiViews Special Presentation". It cuts to Dillon getting ready for Easter as Nolan comes over dressed as the Easter Bunny. He grabs a machine gun. A gorgeous green-haired red-eyed woman wearing a robe comes over and massages Nolan.
 * Dillon: DIE!
 * Nolan: Whoa! What the fuck?!
 * Dillon: Oh, it's you. I thought you were my sleep paralysis demon.
 * Nolan: Sleep paralysis what?!
 * Dillon: Demon. And why are you dressed as the Easter Bunny? This ain't Halloween. It's Easter, you idiot.
 * Nolan: Hence why I'm dressed as the Easter Bunny. I've been chosen by the neighborhood to promote this year's egg hunt.
 * Dillon: You trust Mayor Cthulhu?
 * Nolan: Wait, his name is Cthulhu? His wife is a good fucker though.
 * Dillon: YOU CUCKED CTHULHU?!
 * Nolan: Dil, meet my fiancée Daisy. She's to fill the divorce papers from him.
 * Dillon: You want to mess with an elder god?
 * Nolan: She can handle him.

(The Real Nolan Opens the door)


 * Nolan: What the?...Is that a clone of me?.....with the wife of Cthulhu?

It is revealed that the real Nolan is the clone Nolan as Dillon shoots him, revealing a skin suit.


 * Dillon: Nice try! I know that the real Nolan is a sucker for green heads.

Meanwhile, Cthulhu is pissed as he suddenly notices his stash of cancelled God Is Not Dead sequels. He laughs evilly.
 * Cthulhu: This will teach Daisy to not cheat on me! Now to mail them to Nolan's house! They will make him go insane!