The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2023 film)/Trailer transcripts

Promises, Promises by Incubus plays in background

UNIVERSAL INTRO PLAYS

ILLUMINATION INTRO PLAYS

Camera shows ARTHUR DENT, CURRENTLY ANNOYED, walking around on sidewalk of busy road

Camera switches to FORD PREFECT, FRIENDS WITH ARTHUR DENT, ALIEN, at local bar speaking to waiter

FORD PREFECT:

Hey, so the world is kind of ending, so..

WAITER RESPONDS SARCASTICALLY:

Yeah, ok. How much time do we have left?

FORD PREFECT MUTTERS TO SELF IN ANNOYANCE:

He'll see in the end.

MUSIC STOPS

SPACESHIP LANDS IN MIDDLE OF ROAD

ARTHUR STARES AT SPACESHIP

FORD RUNS OUT OF BAR

FORD PREFECT:

Arthur the world is endi- oh, nevermind, you've already noticed.

DRAMATIC MUSIC STARTS

DOOR OF SPACESHIP OPENS

SMOKE COMING OUT OF DOOR

SMOKE CLEARS TO REVEAL PROSTETNIC VOGON JELTZ, CAPTAIN OF THE VOGONS

DRAMATIC MUSIC STOPS

CAMERA SHOWS PICTURE OF PLANET EARTH

EARTH EXPLODES AND SHIP DRIVES AWAY WHILE DRAMATIC MUSIC STARTS AGAIN

CAMERA SHOWS ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX

FORD PREFECT:

We meet again, Zaphod.

CAMERA SHOWS MARVIN

ARTHUR DENT:

This guy's personality is annoying me.

CAMERA SHOWS TRILLIAN ASTRA

ARTHUR DENT:

Tricia MacMillan?

CAMERA SHOWS EDDIE THE COMPUTER

EDDIE THE COMPUTER:

With odds six thousand seven hundred million agai-

ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX:

Shut up!

BLACK SCREEN, TEXT READS 'STEVE CARELL'

ARTHUR RUNS

BLACK SCREEN, TEXT READS 'BILL HADER'

FORD GRUNTS IN ANNOYANCE

BLACK SCREEN, TEXT READS 'MR. T'

ZAPHOD SHOUTS:

Shut up!

BLACK SCREEN, TEXT READS 'PAGET BREWSTER'

TRILLIAN ASTRA:

It's like a workout for my brain working with this idiot robot.

LOGO SHOWS

'THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY'

TRAILER ENDS