Delivery

Delivery is a 2022 horror comedy. The plot follows a guy who wants to prove himself by taking a dangerous route, only to find himself trapped in a house full of cannibalistic sorority sisters.

Plot
Brandon goes to the hospital to visit his grandmother. She chastises him for not having a job despite being out of college and he agrees. Leaving the hospital he's greeted by his best friend Seth and the two drive home. Brandon confides to Seth that he feels that his grandmother hates him. Trying to cheer up Seth convinces him to do drugs to regain his confidence. Brandon reluctantly takes the drugs, only for Seth to reveal its acid. The drug takes affect, causing Brandon to see a mysterious man named Dave who tells Brandon that he's his future. As Brandon wakes up he sees Seth, who seems worried. Seth shows a commercial for Dave's Pizza Palace, a pizza delivery business ran by Dave. Brandon notices the similarities between Dave and his vision, causing Seth to reveal that while high Brandon applied for a job to Dave's Pizza Palace. Brandon is horrified but begins to prepare.

The next day Brandon goes to Dave's Pizza Palace and meets with Dave for an interview. Brandon begins to feel regret after Dave tells him that he applied for the night shift and tries to leave, saying that he's not ready for the job. Dave convinces Brandon to continue and after a heartfelt speech about how he's always tried to do his best Brandon is given the job. Dave takes Brandon to meet his other coworkers: employee of the month Danielle, sex-fueled Max, and obnoxious Brad. Brad pulls away Brandon and insults him for supposedly being pitied by Dave and threatens if him if he ever ruins Brad's reputation. Brandon texts Seth about this, who tells Brandon to be a man. He goes back into the room and sees a horrified Max refusing to do an order. When the others protest Max tells them that the call came from 30th street, silencing them. Brandon asks about 30th street and Brad tells him that a crime committed ten years ago makes 30th street a dangerous place at night. Brad tells Brandon that the pizza will never be delivered, causing Brandon to counter that Max already knows the delivery. Dave arrives and talks Brandon down, seemingly shutting him down. However Brandon convinces Danielle to let him make the delivery. Brad finally caves in and lets Brandon go.

On the road to the delivery Brandon encounters strange and dangerous sights such as several crimes and a prostitute. He makes it to the house and meets Tiff, who welcomes in. Brandon is shocked by the house, which turns out to be a sorority. Tiff introduces Brandon to the other sorority sisters: mysterious goth girl Angel, cheerful Crissi, and cocaine addict Bri, as well as Jimmy, another guy they brought over. Tiff takes Brandon to another room where she tells him that she wants the other sisters to belong. Tiff offers Brandon a drink, which he accepts. He wakes up in another room, and walks downstairs once he hears Tiff's voice. He sees Tiff trying to seduce Jimmy, only for him to leave, saying he's been replaced. Just as he's about to walk out Tiff envelops Jimmy into a kiss, leaving him stunned. Tiff puts Jimmy's finger in her mouth, only for her to bite down and rip it off. Jimmy screams but is eaten by Crissi and Bri, all while Brandon watches horrified. As Tiff congratulates the others on "the gift" she hears Brandon and calls Amy to get him. Terrified Brandon runs upstairs.

Knowing he can't call the police to his drug use Brandon calls Brad, only for him to hang up once he finds out Brandon drank on the job. Desperate Brandon calls Seth due to his love for horror movies. Seth tells him that the girls are cannibals and informs him of the three rules for survival: never count on the car, get a weapon, and be the final girl. Using the only thing he can find Brandon grabs a stapler as a weapon and Seth ends the call. Meanwhile Amy tries to prepare herself and is encouraged by Bri. Amy bursts into the room where Brandon is hiding and tries to relax him by saying that she won't eat him, but Brandon stands his ground when he realizes she wants to take him to Tiff. After a standoff Amy gives up and agrees to let Brandon leave. However just as Brandon is about to do so Amy stabs him in the leg with a pocket knife, saying that although she hates the other sisters she still wants to feel like she belongs and have the gift. Brandon retaliates by hitting her with his stapler, causing her to run downstairs and tell Tiff. Angered by her failure to catch Brandon Tiff snaps Amy's neck and orders Angel to get the other sisters to find Brandon.

Just as Brandon is about to escape he is discovered by Tiff, who ties him up downstairs. Tiff questions Brandon, neither willing to reveal their true nature. As soon as Brandon calls the pocket knife unexpected Tiff notices a mistake and uses this to her advantage. Noticing Brandon's wound she gets Angel to bring a knife, using it to make his wound even deeper. Tiff threatens to go even further, only for Brandon to insult even further. Angered by this Tiff begins to torture Brandon even more. Meanwhile Danielle discovers that Brad hung up on Brandon and forces him to give her his phone so that she can find Brandon. Despite the stabbings from Tiff Brandon remains strong, refusing to tell Tiff anything. Just as Tiff is about Tiff is about to kill Brandon his phone rings. Tiff takes the phone and receives a call from Danielle. Tiff tells Danielle that's Brandon fine and encourages her to come to the house. Once Tiff hangs up Brandon warns her to not kill Danielle, only for her to laugh and say that she has bigger plans for her. Tiff has Angel take Brandon to the basement as she prepares for Danielle's arrival.

Brandon wakes up in the basement to see the corpse of one of Tiff's victims. Angel arrives and tells Brandon that he is going to die. Brandon calls Angel Tiff's lackey, which causes the two to argue until Angel reveals that both of her parents died in a car accident. Brandon replies that his mother died right after she called him a failed abortion and the two sit there. Brandon asks what the gift is and Angel tells him her story. After her parents went to college and met Tiff, the two instantly hitting it off. They decide to start a sorority but no one joins. One night Tiff arrives covered in blood and tells Angel that she attacked and ate a man. Later Tiff asks of her condition is a problem for Angel, and when Angel says no Tiff tells her that her ability is actually a gift and convinces Angel to drink her blood. After that the two recruited the other sisters, making each one drink Tiff's blood as initiation. Angel reveals that Tiff intends to do the same with Danielle, causing him to ask her to kill him. Instead Angel lets him go with the purpose of defeating Tiff. Meanwhile Danielle arrives at the house and is greeted by Tiff, who welcomes her in.

Taking the stairs Brandon and Angel arrive at the kitchen, only for Crissi to come over. Angel hides Brandon under the table. Crissi is cheerful at first but smells Brandon and manages to find him. Unsure what to do she screams, alerting Tiff and causing her to send Crissi to the kitchen. Danielle becomes worried but Tiff calms her down, asking her if she feels appreciated at her job, and asks her if she would like to be a sister. Bri runs to Brandon and begins choking him, accusing him of killing Amy. Angel makes Bri let go of Brandon, telling her that Tiff killed Amy. She uses this to convince the others to take down Tiff, but Bri admits defeat saying that Tiff will be unstoppable with Danielle. Tiff tells Danielle that its fine that she doesn't want to join and offers her a drink. Angel formulate a plan to stop Tiff: Angel distracts Tiff, Crissi and Bri get Danielle out of the house, and Brandon stays in the kitchen. Angel goes over to Tiff but is horrified by what she sees and runs back to the kitchen. Angel tells Brandon that getting Danielle out of the house is no longer an option but Brandon says that he needs to save her out. Angel reluctantly agrees and Crissi gives Brandon a baseball bat as a weapon. Brandon and Angel leave to confront Tiff.

As Brandon and Angel arrive Tiff makes Angel leave, saying that this is between her and Brandon. She reluctantly does so and Brandon faces Tiff. Brandon demands to see Danielle and Tiff mocks him for caring so much about her. She shows Danielle, blood dripping down her face. Tiff reveals that she's made Danielle drink her blood and orders her to kill Brandon. As Danielle attacks Brandon is horrified and unprepared, causing him to drop his bat. Tiff breaks it up and breaks it between her legs, taunting Brandon. Now weaponless and seeing that Danielle is now nothing but a monster Brandon gives up and accepts his fate, only for Angel to toss a pizza box to him. Brandon uses the box to revert Danielle back to her normal self and the two hug. Tiff walks over and tries to convince Danielle to kill Brandon and join her. Once she refuses Tiff throws her across the room and stabs Brandon's wound with a knife. Tiff tells Brandon that she's a goddess and that him and her sisters are nothing, only for Angel to hear her. Angel reveals that Bri and Crissi are standing by her and the three begin to eat Tiff. Brandon goes over to Danielle and tells her that this is all his fault, to which she comforts him. Encouraged by her words Brandon beats Tiff with a pizza box. The sisters celebrate and Angel reveals that her real name is Zoe. She tells Danielle how to control her hunger and lets her and Brandon leave.

One month later Brandon is given employee of the month and is congratulated Dave. Just as Dave leaves Brandon gets a call from Seth, who congratulates him on surviving the house. As the two begin to talk Danielle suddenly appears covered in blood. Despite Seth's warnings Brandon walks to Danielle, who asks him if he's ready. Brandon nervously replies yes and she envelops him into a kiss, much to his disgust. Danielle reveals that she now kills criminals during her deliveries. She tells Brandon that they need someone to replace Brad, saying that she sent him to "some friends." Brandon is horrified at first but smiles. Brad arrives at the sorority house and is greeted by Angel. Angel criticizes Brad for his behavior, and he is soon eaten by Crissi and Bri.

Cast
Jake Short as Brandon

Geraldine Viswanathan as Danielle

Kathryn Newton as Tiff

Alex Wolff as Seth

Brianna Hildebrand as Angel

Peyton List as Bri

Paris Berelc as Crissi

Liv Hewson as Amy

Tim Heidecker as Dave

Patrick Schwarzenegger as Brad

Doug Plaut as Max

Lin Shaye as Brandon's Grandma

Zachary Gordon as Jimmy

Taglines

 * Tonight, pizza guy is on the menu.
 * One guy. Four cannibals. Two pizzas.

Quotes

 * Amy: God, I fucking hate them.
 * Brandon: Aren't they like, your friends?
 * Amy: Not really. We're supposed to be sisters but they treat me like... well they treat me like you.
 * Brandon: Really?
 * Amy: Ok sorry, bad example. But they hate me. And don't try to do that manipulative shit ok. I have to eat you. It's the only way I'll prove myself.
 * Brandon: That's fucked up.
 * Amy: You think I don't know that? God, why am I even talking to you?
 * Brandon: Maybe you should...
 * Amy: I mean, I don't need your pitty. I'm fine on my own. Sure, they treat me like shit, but sooner or later they'll go too far and I'll go straight for the jugular.
 * Brandon: (cringes).
 * Amy: They're always "Ugh, Amy's such a pussy." "Fuck off Amy" Its not my fault seeing a guy being ripped open isn't appealing. Them though... And besides, the hazing is ridiculous. Do you know what they do? They make you eat ass. Its not saying a sex thing, they literally have people's asses and make you eat them. If you vomit, they go get the even worse body parts.
 * Brandon: ...I'm sorry?
 * =x=
 * Seth: So... your grandma hates you? that's messed up.
 * Brandon: She doesn't...
 * Seth: No I feel you man. My family hates me too. I just wanted to spend Halloween with family, horror movies, and weed, but it went bad. Nana had all this time to watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre so how is it my fault she can't handle it?

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