Imaginationland 2/Deleted Scenes/Transcript

(♪Paul Simon: "Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard".)

Butters: (Narrating) That's me, My name is Butters Stotch I am 10 yr old I have the best life in the whole world. [laughs] That's my friends, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny. There my best friends you could ever have. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. We could be brothers. Here's where we live: South Park... And as the years passed, my friends was always there for me. We were a great team. Oh, don't get me wrong. It's not perfect. That was so fun! Nothing is.

Stephen: You Are Grounded

Butters: (Narrating) Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them. Yeah. Uh, race you home! And, well, that night sorta changed everything.

Mayor: Welcome To Imaginationland

Butters: (Narrating) I found them... The Imaginationland.

[theme music plays]

Butters: (Narrating) I guess you could say I was their number one fan.

Luke Skywalker: Nice going, kid.

Butters: (Narrating) And they made all the difference.

Stan: Dude! How did you do that Butters?

Butters: Well I just... used my imagination

All: Awwww (everyone has a good laugh

Butters: (Narrating) ...even on the good and worst days, I knew... ...that as the years passed... ...as long as there are singing princess and joking clowns... ...baking chefs and boomerang kids, the world can't be such a bad place after all. ...for me... ...hair-growing tonic. ...there's still... ...hope.

(The Mayor looks outside the window.)

Mayor: Wow! What a wonderful day it is today!

Lolipop King: Sure is, Mayor!

Mayor: I know! And I'm making sure everyone's having fun today!

Lolipop King: Everyone's always happy.

Mayor and Lolipop King: (Laughing)

(King Pig appears watching the Good Characters.)

King Pig: Hmmm, These Good Characters sure do know how to have fun. But what if we ruin their fun? (Sinster laughter)

Bowser: I'm going to check on the Council of 63 and... WHAT?!! (he realizes that the Council of 63 was gone. Then Bowser gets angry and roars with rage) 'KING PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!!!!!! '(This causes King Pig's bedroom to shake with King Pig waking up in shock)

King Pig: (Gasps) Who is distrubing my beauty rest?

(Bowser comes into King Pig's bedroom turnning on the light.)

Bowser: The Council Of 63 are gone!

King Pig: (Gasps) The Good Characters free them? I think The Big Battle should have guns!

Bowser: Guns?

King Pig: Yes, Guns!

Bowser: Can't sleep, King Pig?

King Pig: Yes. Can't sleep, Boss. Sing me lullabies! I don't know what is happening to me!

Bowser: Fine I'll sing you a lullaby.

King Pig: Sing me a lullaby now! I'm such a crybaby!

Bowser: (Singing) Hush little piggy Don't say a word Bowser's going to destroy the world! (King Pig gets sleepy.) And if you kill All The Good Characters, You're gonna have to go to hell.

(King Pig is now asleep.)

Bowser: Screw you!

(In King Pig's nightmare, The Good Characters are playing with King Pig.)

King Pig: Huh?

Belle: Come play with us, King Pig.

Mr. Knack: Wanna trade?

(Batley crashes.)

Batley: I meant to do that.

King Pig: Oh, my God!

Floopy Rabbit: Play with us, King Pig!

Donkey: Let's make waffles!

Frank: Play with us!

Lily Loud: Poo poo!

All Good Characters: Play with us!

King Pig: (Screaming)

(King Pig wakes up.)

King Pig: (Screaming) (Panting) Oh, thank God, It's just a dream! Please, Teddy. The big battle is tomorrow. Annabelle, could you play your music box so I can put to sleep?

(Annabelle plays her music box, the theme song from The Conjuring)

King Pig: Oh, Teddy! That girl sang me a lullaby earlier but the big battle needs guns I tell you! Guns! (Starts getting sleepy) Get that kid right... Now. Thanks, Annabelle.

(King Pig fell asleep hugging his teddy bear.)

Mr. Knack: (Stirs awake) I told you, Lola! Do not put streamers everywhere around me!

Bart Simpson: Hey, guys. You want to see something funny?

The Kids: Yeah/Sure.

(Bart Simpson picks up a cell phone and calls Moe Szyslak)

Moe Szyslak: Hello?

Bart Simpson: Hello, I'm looking for Adope. First name I.M.

Moe Szyslak: Hang on, I'll check. Hey, is I.M. Adope here? Hey, everybody, I.M. Adope!

All Good Characters: (laughing)

Moe Szyslak: Wait a minute!

Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, and the Kids: (laughing)

Edith: That's really funny!

Lisa Simpson: (whispers into Bart's ear) And don't forget to call King Pig.

(Bart Simpson calls King Pig)

King Pig: What is it?

Bart Simpson: I'm looking for Piddiddiot. First name Stu.

King Pig: Okay, I'll check. Hey is Stu Piddiddiot here? Hey, everybody, is there a Stu Piddiddiot here?

All Evil Characters: (laughing)

King Pig: Huh? Why you little...

Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, and the Kids: (laughing)

Margo: That's funny stuff, right here!

Agnes: Let me try!

Bart Simpson: Go ahead. Knock yourself out.

Agnes: Hey, Moe, your sister's being raped. Is that... is that one? (The kids and Bart Simpson look shocked.)

(The Good Characters are decorating the town square for Butter's birthday.)

Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! The mayor has new guests coming!

Mr. Knack: New guests? I can trade with them if they like.

Frank: Brenda, new guests are coming!

Brenda: Guests? Oh, my God!

All New Characters: New guests?

David the Gnome: Well, let's come in and say howdy!

Homer Simpson: I can't wait to meet them!

Bart Simpson: Me, too!

Fry: Oh, boy.

Amy Wong: Here we go again.

Lisa Simpson: You two always ruin everything warning us about the evil characters.

Homer and Bart: No we don't. (switches to flashback at a good character's birthday party.) The evil characters are coming! (they flip a table with a birthday cake on it and they run) AHH! (switches to flashback at a wedding) The evil characters are coming! (they flip a table with a wedding cake on it and they run) AHH! (switches to flashback at a funeral) The evil characters are coming! (they flip a coffin with a dead good character in it and they run) AHH!

(End of Imaginationland 2 Deleated Scenes)