A Magical Adventures of Musical Wonderland/Transcript

Part 1: Opening/Rehearsal and Pre-Production
(The Universal Pictures logo appears.)

(In loving memory of Carol June Thames.)

(Universal Pictures presents A Magical Adventures of Musical Wonderland.)

Part 2: Hubba Hubba hear the sound of piano
''The tones of another saxophone reach through the bedroom window. Hubba Hubba: ``Gotta find that racket, '' says Hubba Hubba. cross the street of Brooklyn, up the ladder. He treks through Brooklyn, locating another musician sitting on the Brooklyn rooftops.''

Hubba Hubba:  Ah, Charming Willowreed: Oh, it's a little tune that I call ``Furrine Elise ''.

Judith Willowreed tutors the fine art of the piano to Madeline Willowreed and Hubba Hubba on Brooklyn roof. Madeline Willowreed and Hubba Hubba:   [improvises]

Juidth Willowreed: Now now now, low B flat.

Madeline Willowreed and Hubba Hubba:  [jams down low]

Judith Willowreed: Okay, You Two. Altissimo register. Madeline Willowreed and Hubba Hubba:   [another wild riff]

Willowreed: [applauding]  Very nice, very nice. I once ruptured myself doing that.

Hubba Hubba: I suppose I should go to one, but I've got enough pain in my life as it is. ''Willowreed adds, ``I have problems too. '' Willowreed responds, ``Well I can't help you kid. I'm just a terrific horn player with tones of soul, but I can jam widcha.

Madeline Willowreed and Hubba Hubba:  Okay.

Hubba Hubba: Oh, I'm so lonely, Since my baby left me. She got no money, And nothing is free. Oh, I've been so alone Since the day I was born. All I got is this rusty, This rusty old horn. Madeline: I got a nice mother. She loves me everyday. And this morning my own brother, He Gave my last cupcake away. My Dad acts like he belongs, He know what to do. I’m nicest girl at the age 10 too

But none of this makes Madeline feel any better. The Blues isn't about feeling better, it's about making other people feel, and making a few bucks while you're at it.

Part 3: News
Todd Fisher as Man On Television: There Are Varying Opinions All Through The West On This Subject, However, Most Agree Congress Will Make Up Its Mind About That Sometime Next Year in 2005. Now, The Weather. It's A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood. A Beautiful Day For A Neighbor. Would You Be Mine? More On That Later. This News Just In Concerning A Blue Runaway. The Runaway's An Hoob Who Answers To The Name Hubba Hubba.

Harry Duck: Did You Say Hubba Hubba?

Todd Fisher as Man On Television: That's Right, Hubba Hubba. He Left His Theater In Times Square, Last Night And Is Reportedly Heading East For A Place Called Time Square.

(Anna Rodriguez turns off TV)

Anna Rodriguez: To the Mousekadoer, everybody!

Anna Rodriguez: Mousker hey, mousker hi, mousker ho!

Mousker ready, mousker set, here we go!

You're a thinking and a solving working through-er!

Mousker me, mousker you, Mouskadoer!

Mousker me, mousker you, Mouskadoer!

Anna Rodriguez and background singers : Oh Toodles, it's time to get to it!

Anna Rodriguez: Ha ha!

Anna Rodriguez and background singers : Show us the mouskatools to help us do it!

Anna Rodriguez: Meeska... Mooska... MOUSKADOER!

Anna Rodriguez and background singers: Mouskatools, mouskatools, mouskatools!

Background singers: Here are your mouskatools!

Anna Rodriguez: a Sticky Tape, ooh

Roma Hooba: Gold Keys, cool ways, huh?

Iver Hoob: A Bubble Machine, Hoobacious

Megan Mullally: A Magnifying Glass, Wow

Anna Rodriguez: And the mystery mouskatool. That's a surprise tool that can help us later.

Anna Rodriguez and background singers: Toodles has the tools, the mouskatools,

So when we need him, Toodles will bring 'em!

Anna Rodriguez: He's here for meedles and youdles, haha!

And (with background singers) all we have to say is "Oh Toodles."

All we have to say is "Oh Toodles!"

Anna Rodriguez: Aha!

Part 9: The Show
Twang: There’s No Business Like Show Business Like No Business I Know

Timp: Everything about it is appealing Everything the traffic will allow

Tootle: Nowhere could you get that happy feeling When your stealing That Extra bow

Twang: There’s No People Like Show People They smile when they are low

Timp: Even with the turkey that you know will fold You may be stranded out in the cold

Tootle: Still you wouldn’t change it for a stack of gold

The Motorettes: Let’s Go on with the show

Timp: Now let’s get this over with.

Twang: Okay, Timp.

Tootle: The Streamers, The Balloons, Confetti and Gifts. The Festivals you really love them so.

Timp: The Streamers, The Balloons, Confetti and Gifts. The Parties you really love them so.

Twang: You love the day when actually you’re born, You’re mother can really blow her horn.

The Motorettes: There’s No Business Like Show Business Like No Business I Know

Tootle: Everything about it is appealing Everything the traffic will allow

Timp: Nowhere could you get that happy feeling When your stealing That Extra bow

The Motorettes: There’s No People Like Show People that you don’t run out of dough

Twang: Angels come from everywhere with lots of jack, and when you lose there’s no attack

Timp: Where could you get money that you don’t give back?

The Motorettes: Let’s Go on with the show

Tootle: We’re not finish yet.

Twang: The Jugglers, The Sideshows, Ringmaster and You. The roustabouts that move the show at down

Tootle: The music, the spotlight, the people, the towns. the thrill of that applause when you go on

Timp: You’re standing out in front on opening night and there’s your billing right up there in lights

The Motorettes: There’s No Business Like Show Business Like No Business I Know

Twang: Traveling through the country is so thrilling

Timp: Standing out in front on opening nights

Tootle: Smiling as you watch the theater filling and see your billing up there in lights (in lights)

The Motorettes: There’s No People Like Show People They smile when they are low Yesterday they told you, you would not go far That night you open and there you are, Next day on your dressing room they’ve hung a star Let's Go On With a show, Let's Go…… On With a… Show!

(crowd applause and The Motorettes bow for them).