John Bennett & Johann Krauss

John Bennett & Johann Krauss is a what-if film featuring Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett and Seth MacFarlane as Johann Krauss.

Quotes

 * Johann Krauss: When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared, just grab your thunder buddy, and say these magic words: "Schieze you, thunder! You can suck my ectoplasmic schwanstucker! You can't get me 'cause you're just Gottes farts!"
 * Johann Krauss: Mr. Bennett, have you heard of Hitler?
 * John Bennett: Yes, he fucking killed people.
 * Johann Krauss: I can see your flaw, Bennett.