Haunting 101/Transcript

Part One
[A flashback of Helen running off crying in the street in a white evening dress] [a truck stops by] ''[she looks at the truck, only for her to scream. She gets hit by a truck offscreen, causing Evelyn to gasp and scream, Lucas to gasp and Clarissa to scream and cry]'' [It then fades to white to Bronson, Blair, Lucas and Clarissa arguing] [Clarissa grabs a knife to stab Lucas through the neck, as Clarissa screams as she cries] [cut to Evelyn getting out of her bed screaming and crying] [Helen's ghost appears out of nowhere as she materialized] [Evelyn screams as she throws a pillow at her, but the pillow passes through her body] ''[cuts to daytime where Evelyn is brushing her teeth. When she spits out toothpaste, she puts it in the cup. As she opens the mirror door, she takes her medication. When she closes the mirror door, only to see Helen behind her reflection. Evelyn screams again as the scene cuts to a wet stain filling up her pajama pants. She turns invisible in the mirror as she takes the form of a wispy ball of light levitating out of the mirror and turns back into her ghostly, normal, human-like self.]'' ''[the scene cuts to Evelyn wearing a purple long sleeved turtleneck top, brown jeans, a gray cross necklace, and blue flats. She is waving at a few of her children.]'' [Clarissa and Lucas materialized as she kisses Helen through the cheeks.] [a school bus materialized out of nowhere as Helen floats to the bus.] ''[the bus starts rolling to the school. The scene cuts to Helen in a hallway full of ghostly teenagers as she floats through a doorless wall with a sign that says Haunting Arts.]''
 * Evelyn: Helen, no!
 * Helen: I hate Bronson! I hate Blair!
 * Evelyn: Oh no! Helen! Don't go across the road, you will get hit!
 * Evelyn: H-H-Helen? [a tear keeps pouring out of her eye as it drips out of her chin]
 * Bronson: How could you do this to me?
 * Clarissa: I am sorry!
 * Lucas: We are sorry about our daughters.
 * Blair: NOW YOU WILL PAY!
 * Clarissa: No!
 * Bronson: Shut up! [cries] You better stop crying! Keep this up, and none of this would happen if you couldn't keep that goddamn mouth shut!
 * Clarissa: [sobbing] Lucas! Please!
 * Blair: Quit your GODDAMN WHINING, YOU LITTLE ASS!
 * Bronson: Alright, that is it! [grabs a gun to shoot Clarissa through the chest offscreen as blood splatters through Evelyn's clothing, even her face. Her face was filled with shock and terror]
 * Evelyn: Mom? Dad? [runs off offscreen, but the scene cuts to her shocked, bloodied face gasping and screaming.] NO!
 * Evelyn: Helen... Mom... Dad... BULLCRAP!
 * Helen: [offscreen] Don't worry, I will make you happy.
 * Evelyn: Huh?
 * Helen: BOO!
 * Evelyn: You're...You're a...YOU'RE A GHOST!
 * Helen: Why?
 * Evelyn: Because you scared the hell out of me!
 * Helen: I know...
 * Evelyn: Now I had nightmares about you and your parents' deaths!
 * Helen: I'm sorry about my parents... even myself.
 * Evelyn: Alright, now go to freaking bad. You have school tomorrow.
 * Helen: Fine! [she teleports away]
 * Evelyn: Bring me my brown pants...
 * Helen: Okay! [she uses her telekinesis to make her brown pants float] Sorry you urinated on yourself when you get scared.
 * Evelyn: It's okay, sometimes I do that when I was 5. Everytime I get scared, I piss my pants, even my underwear and panties.
 * Helen: [confused] Uh, okay.
 * Evelyn: Bye, kids! Have a good day in school!
 * Clarissa: I hope you have a good day in school, ghost girl.
 * Lucas: Yeah. Remember the times when you were alive, you had a wonderful day at Sunny Hills High.
 * Helen: I loved my school, but right now, I am attending a school in the afterlife.
 * Evelyn: Finally! What is it called?
 * Clarissa: Hauntsberg High, a school for ghosts.
 * Evelyn: Sounds cool.
 * Helen: This is going to be good.
 * Clarissa: Have a good day in school!
 * Mrs. Spectra Boollum: Good morning, class. It is I, your ghost teacher, Mrs. Spectra Boollum. Today, we are going to learn some practical haunting. First off, select your victim. Second, if you were invisible to humans, pretend that you are a spooky poltergeist. Third, if a human mortal thinks that objects are moving, floating, being thrown, whatever the goddamn hell that is, they will be screaming with fright!

[cut to outside as they teleport]
 * Mrs. Spectra Boollum: Helen, why won't you go first?
 * Helen: Okay!

[Cut to a mailman driving a mailtruck, as he stops, he was getting mail as the mail bag floats over and drops all of the mail from his head as he screams and runs off] [Abigail appears out of nowhere] [cue in Haunting Arts class with the ghosts]
 * Helen: Wow, haunting a mailman sure is hard.
 * Abigail: [offscreen] It's fun!
 * Helen: Abigail?
 * Abigail: Yo, it's me. Abigail Rition! The apparition with a cool personality of a poltergeist!
 * Helen: I have a poltergeist personality, too.
 * Mrs. Spectra Boollum: Okay, students, please sit down, it's time to begin. OK, Helen, I like to give your haunting an A+ since you scared off a mailman.
 * Helen: Boo-yah!
 * Abigail: Woah, Helen, your haunting is off the hook!
 * Samuel: You said it, it was kind of fun if you ask me.
 * Helen: Thank you, guys.

Part Two
[cuts to the Canteen area.]