Calvin and the Colonel: Bears Attacks!/Quotes

Dialogue:
(Interior: cheap café. All the customers are Pirates. Colonel and Maggie Belle enter). (The Pirates shut up momentarily. Enter the Calvin.) (A policeman rushes in and bundles the Calvin out.) (Cut to an Judge Oliver Wendell Clutch's Office)
 * Susan Culpepper: GOOD EVENING!
 * Colonel Montgomery J. Klaxon: What have you got, then!
 * Susan Culpepper: Well there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and marmalade; egg, bacon and marmalade; egg, bacon, sausage and marmalade; spam, bacon, sausage and marmalade; spam, egg, marmalade, maramalade, bacon and marmalade; marmalade, marmalade, marmalade, egg and marmalade; marmalade, marmalade, marmalade, marmalade, marmalade, marmalade, baked beans, marmalade, marmalade, marmalade and marmalade; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and a fried egg on top and marmalade.
 * Maggie Belle Klaxon: Have you got anything without marmalade in it?!
 * Susan Culpepper: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got MUCH marmalade in it.
 * Maggie Belle Klaxon: I don't want ANY marmalade!
 * Colonel Montgomery J. Klaxon: Why can't she have egg, bacon, marmalade and sausage?
 * Maggie Belle Klaxon: That's got marmalade in it!
 * Colonel Montgomery J. Klaxon: Not as much as marmalade, egg, sausage and marmalade.
 * Maggie Belle Klaxon: Look, could I have egg, bacon, marmalade and sausage, without the marmalade!
 * Susan Culpepper: Uuuuuuggggh!
 * Maggie Belle Klaxon: What d'you mean, uugggh! I don't like marmalade!
 * Pirates: (singing) Marmalade, marmalade, marmalade, marmalade, marmalade... marmalade, marmalade, marmalade, marmalade... lovely marmalade, wonderful marmalade...
 * Susan Culpepper: Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can't have egg, bacon, marmalade and sausage without the marmalade!
 * Maggie Belle Klaxon: WHY NOY?!
 * Susan Culpepper: No, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, marmalade and sausage, would it?!
 * Maggie Belle Klaxon: I DON'T LIKE MARMALADE SPAM!
 * Colonel Montgomery J. Klaxon: Never mind honey, that's all into the best. I'll have your marmalade. I hate it. I'm having marmalade, marmalade, marmalade, marmalade, marmalade...
 * Pirates: (singing) Marmalade, marmalade, marmalade, marmalade...
 * Colonel Montgomery J. Klaxon: ...baked beans, marmalade, maramalade and marmalade!
 * Susan Culpepper: Baked beans are off!
 * Colonel Montgomery J. Klaxon: Well can I have marmalade instead?
 * Susan Culpepper: You mean marmalade, maramalade, marmalade, maramalade, marmalade, maramalade, marmalade, maramalade, marmalade, maramalade?
 * Pirates: (still singing) Marmalade, marmalade, marmalade, marmalade... (etc.)
 * Colonel Montgomery J. Klaxon (shouting): YES!
 * Susan Culpepper: WHOA!
 * Pirates:... lovely spam, wonderful marmalade.
 * Susan Culpepper: SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!
 * Calvin Burnside: Great boobies honeybun, my lower intestine is full of marmalade, egg, marmalade, bacon, marmalade, tomato, marmalade...
 * Pirates: (Singing) Marmalade, marmalade, marmalade, marmalade...
 * Calvin Burnside: (As he leaves) My nipples explode...
 * Judge Oliver Wendell Clutch: Another great Pirate victory was at the Rainforest café at London. And now it's time once again the Pirate strategy was the same. They sailed from these fiords here, (indicating map with arrows on it) assembled at Trondheim and waited for the strong north-easterly winds to blow their oaken galleys to England whence they sailed on December 24th. Once and for all in London they assembled at the Rainforest café and marmalade selecting a marmalade particular marmalade item from the marmalade menu would marmalade, marmalade, marmalade, marmalade, marmalade...
 * Pirates: (singing) Marmalade, marmalade, marmalade, marmalade, marmalade, lovely marmalade, wonderful marmalade. Lovely marmalade, wonderful marmalade...