Minions 2/Trailer transcripts

Theatrical Trailer 1#
(The Crispy Cake Entertainment logo shows up for 2 seconds. Then it fades.)

Can-Can Minion: Raaaaaaaaaaanch!

All Minions: Illumination!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!

Can-Can Minion: Banananaaaaaah!

SPLAT!

Dave: Oh!

Stuart: Hahahahahahaha!

All Minions: Hahahahahahaha!

Tom Kane Narrator: In the year 1968

Tom Kane Narrator: Minions are rescued and raised by the new boss

Young Gru: Hey look! I rescue and raised the little brothers, Its safe now!

Marlena Gru: Naanh!

Tom Kane Narrator: Its the name is Gru

Tom Kane Narrator: A young boy of the villianous status

Young Gru: This Dave, Kevin, Stuart, Bob, Tim, Jerry and other brothers expect the Minions

Kevin: Papepsopepse!

Bob: Idsksddfsasdi!

Stuart: Haaladowew Martyowe!

Young Gru: Stuart!

Stuart: Bananananah!

Tom Kane Narrator: When grows up to become the greatest supervillian

Gru: Okay Minions, Today is your first villiany!

Minions: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Tom Kane Narrator: And getting ready for heist

Gru: Haahahahahaha!

Minions: Hahahahahaha!

Tom Kane Narrator: But one day, the vistor arrives

Victor Perkins: Victor, Thats Me!

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Tom Kane Narrator: This Summer

Gru: Minions, We have corporation, What all this!

Agent Hal: Everything important, Supervillians didn't become friends

Chief Mike Pettyjohn: Thats all we known about this chicklen

Jeanne Pettyjohn: So ridiculos!

Ginger the Chicklen: Babababaaaaaaack!

Minions: Un On!

Tom Kane Narrator: From Illumination

Charles Smith: Minions did not exist

Gru: Charles Smith you do it without Minions!

Napeleon: Goooooooooooooom!

Minions: Bekebado!

Napeleon: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Tyrise: Don't worry! Will be on their way

Tom Kane Narrator: Comes the biggest animated comedy event of despicable waits

Gru: We have to stop against Dr. Frinkelenstein

Agent Hal: But we have to!

Minions: Bananaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Dr. Frinkelenstein: After Him!

Victor Perkins: We better have some big or not!

Tom Kane Narrator: Steve Carell, Dave Franco, Steve Buscemi, Amy Adams, Joe Manganiello, Vin Diesel and Bill Hader

Gru: Stop guys! We cant have any destritations

Guy/Snake: Omp! Hiss! Buzzzz!

Kevin: Ssssssnakwe! Banananaaah!

Minions: Banananananaaaaaaaaaah!

Victor Perkins: We need shrink that snake before gets bite you!

Gru: Ooooooooooooooooooooh!

Tom Kane Narrator: Minions 2

Agent Hal: Distract the Venom the Animal

Gru: Who are you!

Minions: Bello!

Kevin: Bello!

Stuart: Heun!

Venom the Animal: I'm Venom the Animal and will destroy you!

Dr. Frinkelenstein: Bwahahahahaha! Take them away Venom!

Venom the Animal: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrawr!

Gru: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Agent Hal: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Victor Perkins: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Minions: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Stuart: Banananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!