A PSA With Captain Simian About Drink Driving

Transcript:
 * Man 1: What else, man?
 * Man 2: Can I drink alcohol while I am driving? (drives recklessly)
 * Captain Simian: No, don't drive while drinking alcohol!
 * Men: Captain Simian?!
 * Captain Simian: Remember, drink driving is illegal in around our planet.
 * Man 1: He could have been hurt!
 * Man 2: Now I know.
 * Captain Simian: And knowing is half the battle.