What if the Wattersons were Looney Tunes characters?/The Watterson Family Show/The Ghost That Wished to Eat

The Ghost That Wished to Eat is the fifth episode of Season 1 of The Watterson Family Show. It is the fifth episode overall.

Voice cast

 * Logan Grove as Gumball
 * Kwesi Boyake as Darwin
 * Dan Russel as Richard
 * Teresa Gallagher as Nicole
 * Kyla Rae Kowalewski as Anais
 * Nolan North as the ghost
 * Peter Capaldi as the Scottish person

Live-action cast

 * TBD as Carrie Krueger
 * Seth Rogen as Larry Needlemeyer (cameo)
 * Andrew Lincoln as a police officer (cameo)
 * TBD as Colin
 * TBD as Felix
 * TBD as Bobert
 * TBD as Ocho
 * Hugh Laurie as Gaylord Robinson (cameo)
 * TBD as the library owner (cameo)

Main plot (The Ghost That Wished to Eat)
[theme song]

''[Gumball and Darwin are sitting at a table in the cafeteria, Carrie is next to them. Gumball and Darwin eat their food, they're both pleased by its flavor. Gumball gives Darwin a try of his food, Darwin does the same]''
 * Carrie: [sighs] That's just so insensitive. [eats a lump of food,] Eating my food and watching you two at lunchtime makes my life a misery!
 * Gumball: But Carrie, you like being miserable.
 * Carrie: That's not the point. I'm followed by a hungry ghost, who always appears trying to eat my food.
 * Gumball: So, why do you come to the cafeteria every day?
 * Carrie: Because it brings out the only feeling I have left: [flips her hair] pain. Also, to eat.
 * Gumball: [has a sad look for a moment, then cheerfully] Can I have the rest of your lunch then?
 * Carrie: [sighs] Whatever... [Gumball starts eating it while Carrie summons the ghost]
 * The ghost: [appears] Well, well, well. Hey, is that lunch? Man, I wish I still had a body...
 * Darwin: [cheerful] Why don't you use Gumball's?
 * Gumball: [spits the food out] What?! Me?
 * The ghost: [impressed] Really? You would do that for me?
 * Darwin: Sure! Gumball's always there for a friend in need.
 * Gumball: I am?
 * The ghost: Great! Thanks!
 * Gumball: No, wait! [The ghost possesses his body]
 * Gumball: [possessed by the ghost] I can breathe! [grabs food] I can feel! I can eat! [eats] Nom, nom! [grabs Darwin's face] I need more! [throws Darwin on the floor, walks through the cafeteria, making all the students scared, leaves the cafeteria, someone screams behind the door.]
 * Darwin: [satisfied] Another happy ending!
 * Carrie: You think?

''[The ghost in Gumball's body runs to "Joyful Burger", throws money to Larry, eats all the food, grabs a burger, takes a pickle out from the burger before eating it. Then she runs to the dumpster, takes a turkey leg from The Hobo, eats all the hot dogs from the Pantsbully's hot dog cart. Then a police officer arrives and the ghost bites his hand]''
 * Officer: [into his walkie-talkie] We've got a man down! We've got a man down!

[The ghost, inside Gumball's body, runs away and the scene disappears in black]

[Gumball wakes up on the sidewalk, in front of his house, confused, surrounded by junk food; Darwin and Richard come to him]
 * Richard: There you are! What happened?
 * Darwin: It was that ghost! It made Gumball go on a crazy junk food spree.
 * Richard: You've got to eat all that food? Awesome!
 * Gumball: No, it [gets up from the ground, now fat] wasn't. [His belly and breasts jiggle]
 * Richard: [laughs at his fatness] Muffin top! [laughs, then stops, realizing his body is the same as his belly and breast jiggle as he laughs] It's only funny when it's someone else's body! [runs off crying]

[subplot part 1 begins]

[subplot part 1 ends]

[Gumball and Darwin are sitting at a table, Darwin is eating a sandwich but Gumball isn't eating anything]
 * Darwin: [notices that Gumball isn't eating and points at his food]
 * Gumball: [crosses his arms] I can't eat a thing after last night. that ghost's got a real problem! It made me eat until I passed out. I can not let that happen again.
 * Ghost: Hey, my friend, [Gumball turns around and looks at the ghost] feel like helping me eat this sandwich?
 * Gumball: Ugh, sorry. I'm not sure I wanna do that again.
 * Ghost: [moves the sandwich away from its face] The cafeteria doesn't do refunds, Gumball, but since you said it, it's okay. I guess I can ask somebody. [it sees Anais eating and turns at her] Hey, you! The pink rabbit. Ya want to...
 * Anais: I'm Anais. What do you want?
 * The ghost: FOOOOOOOD! [Anais screams]

[Later, the ghost in Anais' body goes crazy]
 * Anais: [Possessed by the ghost] More food! [runs off]

[we see the same footage from earlier but with the ghost in Anais' body]

[Anais wakes up on the sidewalk, in front of his house, confused, surrounded by junk food; Gumball and Darwin come to her]
 * Anais: Guys, what happened?
 * Gumball: Okay. This ghost is insane.
 * Darwin: I'll call Carrie for help.

[It cuts to Gumball, Darwin and Anais in the bathroom]
 * Darwin: According to Carrie, the easiest way to avoid a ghost possessing a body is by scaring it. The only way that I had in mind is making a drink for each one of us.
 * Anais: Guys, if you want my opinion...
 * Gumball: I think Darwin knows what he's doing.
 * Darwin: Just look. We need to stop it. This is because I'll make this. [Darwin shows his filthy fishbowl water] Dum, dum, dum, dum!
 * Gumball: Your rancid fishbowl water?
 * Darwin: And the sweaty juice of Tobias's headband [squeezing and twisting Tobias' sweat from his headband], a generous sprinkle of Miss Simian's dandruff [sprinkling the dandruff over the water], fifteen-day old underpants...
 * Gumball: What? Where are you gonna get...? [Darwin pulled Gumball's fifteen-day old underpants out from his pants] Oh.
 * Darwin: And fizzy fish gas [Darwin burps into his bowl with a straw].
 * Anais: It's disgusting.
 * Darwin: It's ghost-proof.
 * Gumball: [he and Anais drink a little as it tastes awful] Finished?
 * Darwin: Come on. You've got to drink it all. [Gumball and Anais drink it slowly, Darwin then forces it down by pushing the bowl] Nearly there, buddy! [Gumball and Anais are shown looking terrible] Now close your eyes and open wide, here comes dessert! [Anais opens his mouth, expecting another disgusting thing, then hears Darwin's champing. He opens his eyes and sees that it's really Darwin eating ice cream] This is so good...
 * [Gumball and Anais sigh]
 * Richard: Hi, kids!
 * Gumball: [screams] What the what, man?! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!
 * Richard: It's best you never ask. Also, can I drink this?
 * Darwin: Never! It's what we're gonna use to defeat the ghost that's taking control of all of our bodies.
 * Richard: Okay, okay.
 * [We cut in the school, where Gumball, Anais and Darwin walk]
 * Gumball: Hi, Leslie [blows a stinky breath to Leslie, who gets disgusted by his breath and withers] How 're you doing, Alan? [Gumball does the same thing to Alan. Alan gets disgusted]
 * Anais: Hey, Sussie, how's your hot chocolate? [Sussie vomits the hot chocolate].
 * Ghost: Hey. [smells the breath] Oh! That smell!
 * Gumball: I know, [blows his stinky breath to the ghost] horrible, isn't it? [the ghost shakes her head up and down saying yes]
 * Ghost: Mmmm! I love it, smells like the undead, makes me hungry! [grins]
 * [Gumball and Anais angrily turn to Darwin]
 * Darwin: What?
 * [We see the past footage from the two earliest times, with the ghost in Darwin's body this time]
 * [Nicole is in the kitchen doing the dishes, Gumball appears in front of the kitchen window, creating a shadow]
 * Gumball: Mom! I think Anais, Darwin and me might be putting on weight...
 * Nicole: Oh, no. It's just baby fat, dear. Come on inside, we'll have a chat.
 * [Gumball, Anais and Darwin enter the kitchen rolling like balls]
 * Nicole: Oh. Perhaps you have gained a little.
 * Anais: I know! It's a ghost! It had entered into our bodies and use them to eat.
 * Darwin: We don't know how to get it to stop.
 * Nicole: [points to the living room] Go and sit down, kids. We need to talk.
 * [Gumball, Darwin and Anais leave the kitchen rolling]
 * [Gumball, Anais and Darwin and Nicole are sitting on the sofa]
 * Nicole: So, have you actually tried saying "no"?
 * Gumball: Huh? No? [slaps himself] Why didn't I think of that?
 * Nicole: But, when you say "no", you have to mean it. Let me show you. Richard, can you come here please?
 * Richard: [just woken up from his nap in the backyard] Yeah?
 * Nicole: Could you get me the bowl of sausages from the kitchen, dear?
 * Richard: Oh! [excited and running to the kitchen to get the bowl of sausages, brings it] Can I have one?
 * Nicole: No. You'll have to wait. [places the sausage on Richard's nose, he looks disappointed] Now, once you've made your position clear, you have to...
 * Richard: Can I have it now?
 * Nicole: No! [to the kids] You have to stand firm and make sure you never...
 * Richard: [desperate] What about now?
 * Nicole: No! That would be a bad Richard, wouldn't it? [to Gumball, Anais and Darwin] What I'm trying to say is: just say "no" and mean it.
 * Darwin: Awesome. So, can I have a sausage?
 * Nicole: [gets up off the couch] No, I'll putting you three on a diet. [eats a sausage and leaves]
 * [Richard sighs glooming while seeing the sausage in his nose]
 * [Subplot part 2 begins]
 * [Subplot part 2 ends]
 * TBD

Part 1

 * TBD
 * Richard: Uh, hello? Can I join your fantasy club?
 * Scottish perscn: [Peeks from the door curtain] Who be there?
 * Richard: Uh... Richard?
 * Scottish perscn: Be you orc?
 * Richard: No.
 * Scottish perscn: Be you dwarf?
 * Richard: Also no.
 * Scottish perscn: Be you bearer of savory snacks for the elders?
 * Richard: What? No.
 * Scottish perscn: Then begone! [Closes the curtain]
 * Richard: [Sighs] You know what? I'm starting my own club.
 * Richard: Okay, I'd like to welcome everyone to "Richard's Club of Richard." First order of business -- attendance. Hmm. Pretty good. Now, it seems like lately we've been let down by a certain... woman. So I propose a little exercise in trust. Okay, don't worry, Richard. Just close your eyes, let yourself fall back, and someone will catch you. [Puts off the glasses and runs on the other side of the room] Well, I'm a bit scared, Richard. [Runs back and puts on the glasses] Well, that's why it's called a trust exercise. Come on, dude. [Puts off the glasses and runs forth] Mm... Okay. [Inhales, and falls backwards, naturally slamming against the floor. He groans in pain, then sighs] All in favor of disbanding the club say, "aye". [Raises hand] Aye. Motion carried.

[Richard wanders along the recreation center's corridor]
 * Richard: I'm such a reject. I wish there was a club for people like me that no one liked except for their families. I'd join that club in a second. I wouldn't even care what it was about.

[The corridor lamps shut down, and a strange noise echoes through the corridor]
 * Richard: Uh... what's going on?
 * Colin: Look no further, fellow loser.
 * Richard: What the...?
 * Colin: We are the unsought, the weird.
 * Richard: [Gasps]
 * Colin: Let me introduce you to...
 * Richard: [Whimpers]
 * Colin: ...The Reject Club! Always accepting new members.
 * Richard: [Laughs] Thanks, I'm desperate, but not that desperate.
 * Colin: No, wait! We really need new members. We're so bored of talking to each other, we've been phoning up the talking clock for conversation. If you want, you could be our president or something. Or -- or -- or even better, our king! Picture this -- Richard Watterson, king of the rejects!
 * Felix, Bobert and Ocho: Eh?
 * Richard: [Laughs] What? King of the rejects? Seriously? [Laughs] Thanks for the offer, guys, but it's a "no." King of the rejects. [Walks away]
 * Felix: He... rejected us.
 * Bobert: And laughed at our loneliness.
 * Colin: Well, we'll see if he's still too good for us when we've finished with him. To the nerd-mobile!

[The Reject Club walks like vampires, humming the Batman theme from the '60s]

Part 2

 * Richard: [holding the sausage in his nose] You three are very lucky, kids. Seriously. I went to a recreation center with your mother and I was rejected from many clubs, like the fantasy club, the gardering club, the pirate club, etc. [Gumball, Darwin and Anais walk away to confront the ghost, while a rock tied to a videocassette breaks the window and hits Richard's head] Ouch! What WAS that? [he looks at the cassette] "Play me". I guess it can be something good.

[He puts the cassette to the player and sees a video by the Eggheads]
 * Colin: [In VHS recording] Greetings, Richard Watterson, from our secret lair. So, you think you're too good for us, eh? Well, you'll soon change your mind when we upload this embarrassing record in a web video hosted by none other than you. [In VHS video recording, pretending to be Richard] Hello, my name is Richard Watterson. I'm fat and stupid and my IQ is smaller than an amoeba. When I was a child, I wore diapers until the age of eleven and once got detention for calling Miss Simian "mum".
 * Richard: [Screams] He looks just like me!
 * Colin: [In VHS recording] Our revenge plan is almost complete.
 * Computer: [In VHS recording] Uploading. 30 minutes until completion.
 * Colin: [In VHS recording] [Evil laugh] And, cut! How was I? Evil enough?
 * Richard: I have to stop them! But where is their secret hideout? Oh yeah, the library. [zoom (leaving the sausage behind) and comes to the Robinsons' house and knocks the door and Mr. Robinson awnsers] I need your car, Mr. Robinson.
 * Gaylord: Fine, Watterson. [gives Richard the keys]
 * [Richard comes to the Public Library bulding in Mr. Robinson's car and runs to the entrance]
 * Richard: [slams one of the doors] HA! Stop right there, evildoers!
 * [He runs past the library owner]
 * Library owner: Hey! No running OR making noises in the library.
 * Richard: I don't care!
 * Library owner: [sighs] Why did I get this job?

[Richard runs along the library, when Felix, dressed as a wizard, appears in their way]
 * Felix: Thou shalt not pass!
 * Richard: You've crossed the wrong wizard, young man! I am level 40! Let the battle commence!

[Richard and Felix roll their dice]
 * Felix: Hurrah! I get the first shot. Meteor sword!
 * Richard: [Grunts in pain] Eugh! Ah! Ooh! Eh! He's good, but I can't afford to lose. Magic missile!
 * Felix: Doinggg! Deflected by the Shield of Rampor!

[Richard and Felix roll their dice again, then Felix gasps]
 * Richard: Freeze spell! [Felix becomes static] Ha-ha! Now, i'll come across! [he runs away]
 * Felix: Gah, curses! I should've known.

[A robot noise is heard]
 * Richard: What the-

[The noise is getting louder]
 * Richard: [gasps]

[The noise turns out to be from Bobert]
 * TBD