The Beauty and the Stray/Trailer transcripts

Original Theatrical Trailer
(Trumpets Sound while a Title Card of the Movie is shown)

Narrator: Kath and Harry, Separated throughout the winter growing up alone!

Wilson: I Know that She’s your friend, but Kath’s Gonna grow up as a Trained Professional Beauty! And You’re a Stray! It’s our custom, the law of the Pack!

Narrator: One a Beauty, with Tail Cut during Beauty Training!

Young Kath: Will I Be OK?

Eeva: You will, as long as your family is near!

Narrator: And One a Stray, Who takes Fun Seriously!

Young Harry: Come On Kath! Hop Aboard with Us!

Narrator: Growing up to Love Each Other!

Harry: Kath is Beautiful!

Flunch: Where do you think You’re Going?

Flakey: You Know The Rules, She’s a Beauty and You’re a Stray!

Dooley: We can be together, but we can’t you know, date together, because that would be gay!

(Harry Whimpers)

Dooley: Relax, you Still Have Us! We’re gonna be friends for life!

Narrator: But one pit stop at the pound changed their lifes!

Kath: Where are We?

Monty: You’re in Florida!

Patrick: They sent you here to Breed!

Kath and Harry: (Gasp)

Narrator: But meanwhile, There’s another Beauty and Stray couple hiding from war of their packs!

Barth: Dinner for Two, Right Venus?

Venus: You are so good at that trick!

Narrator: Teaching Each Other!

(Barth Sings Terribly)

Venus: Now Take a Deep Breath and Hit your First Note from Right Here!

Smokey: What are you doing singing with A Stray?

Narrator: They’re Not House Pets!

Kath: Harry, Who’s Idea was this?

Harry: Mine!

Narrator: They’re Wild Dogs!

(Kath Bites A Human)

Narrator: Always With Each Other!

Venus: Barth is My Dependable!

Narrator: The Beauty and the Stray!

Harry: Now That the Rain has stopped, how about we play in the waterfall?

Kath: That’s a Great Idea!