Everything Wrong With Peppa Pig: The Movie

By CinemaSins

Narrated By Jeremy Scott

Everything Wrong With Peppa Pig: The Movie

In "It's a Katherine Dillon/Canimation film" Minutes or Less...

Spoilers!!

(duh...)

Skips 16-313 Skip 409.
 * 1. Do I have to sin this? *sigh* Fine. (Shows logos in fast-motion.) 2 frickin' minutes of 23, yes, 23 goddamn logos! Seriously, did it really need that many companies to work on this film?
 * 2. (Peppa: I'm Peppa Pig.) Nice to meet you, my name is "I don't care".
 * 3. 16 seconds of introducing her family and friends to us later..
 * 4. (Peppa: Peppa Pig.) Roll credits.
 * 5. (Narrator: This is our Pig, Peppa!) I know who she is, because she introduced herself a few seconds ago, Narrator.
 * 6. (Peppa: They already know who I am! Don’t need to state the obvious!)
 * 7. (George: Look! There's Dinosaurs watching us!) What the f*ck are you talking about? The Dinosaurs are extinct. Didn't they teach you this in school? And, are you breaking the fourth wall?
 * 8. (Richard Rabbit: Ooh! Music video.) Why, why the f*ck would a parent let a kid watch rap music?
 * 9. (Mummy Pig: For the last time, we aren't going after what happened last week.) I'm sorry, did I miss something or are you guys arguing for no reason?
 * 10. (George Crying.) Crybaby.
 * 11. (Narrator: Oh dear, George! Fine.) Don't tell the kid you're going, Narrator. That's the parent's job.
 * 12. Also, Narration.
 * 13. (Let's set up the stage, where it all began!) Where what began? Are you gonna act out all that happen last week? Cause, I'd rather see if my cat's plotting to kill me than watch this sh*t.
 * 14. (Mummy Pig: Isn't this stage a little to high?) You do know she didn't really meant that, right?
 * 14½. (Narrator: Now, let's see what happens at Potato Land.) No, f*ck you! F*ck this movie! And f*ck Canimation! Cartoons in a Can is better! Plus, I don't what to see what f*cking happens at Potato Land! Why did you want me to sin this sh*tty movie? Why can't you let me sin something else? Like The Emoji Movie? Would you leave if I told you everything is wrong with this sh*t? Katherine Dillon, how dare you ruin Canimation!
 * 15. (Narrator: Potatoland! Here we are.) How the f*ck did we get here?
 * 315. Before I continue, I'm giving 300 sins for every bastard that help on this, including the unnecessary logos at the scrolling credits.
 * 316. And an additional one for thinking DC.
 * 317. (Mr. Potato: Attention! My evil, cousin Lord Fry...) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... you're Cousin's name is Lord Fry?
 * 318. (Mr. Potato: ...Has come to take over the world!) Wait, evil Cousin? Wanting to take over world? Where have I heard this plot before? Wait, maybe it's some sort of trick to kidnap them.
 * 319. (Mr. Potato: I need someone to help me on this. mission.) Well, you can ask anyone to help, but I'm not going, you talking potato.
 * 320. (Rebecca Rabbit: Aw, no thanks These two minutes of logos were enough!) You think?
 * 321. (Mr. Potato: I have decided, Peppa, George, Suzy, and Richard, I want you to join me.) So you can kidnap them?
 * 322. (Rebecca Rabbit: Farewell, little bro.) You do know you'll see him again, right?
 * 323. (Mummy Pig: Good luck on the mission you two!) What? You just gonna let your kids go on a dangerous mission that they might or might not return from? What kind of parents ARE you?
 * 324. (Daddy Pig: Make sure you bring home plenty of pretzels.) Seriously? You're not gonna stop them from endangering their lives? What a bunch on a**holes!
 * 325. (Mr. Potato: OK. Now that we're in the bus, Ms. Rabbit can drive us to our first pit stop.) Why the f*ckity f*ck do you need to make a pit stop? You're at a life and deaft situation!
 * 326. (Peppa: Are we gonna jump in a muddy puddle?) No! We are not gonna jump in a frickin' muddy puddle! Not in a situation like this!
 * 327. (George: Are we gonna make fun of Viacom?) Why would we make fun of Viacom?
 * 328. Also, how to Hell do you even know about Viacom!!?
 * 329. (Suzy: I don't know. Why would Why make fun of viacom?)
 * 330. (Richard: Because they blocked my dance remix video.) Oh, that explains it.
 * 331. (Mr. Potato: It takes more then 4 to defeat him.) Wait, are you telling me you need more then those kids to defeat your "Cousin"?
 * 332. (Mrs. Rabbit: And don’t we know it?) I looked at the poster. We know who? Yep. We do. I’ll be right back.
 * 333. (Narrator: Why do I have to narrate this?) Because you'll get paid for doing it.
 * 334. (Narrator: Oh crud, I forgot this was a crossover movie.) Oh, No! Not a crossover.
 * 335. (Mr. Potato: Are you Bella J. Flamingo, Moose A. Moose and Zee D. Bird's boss?) Are you f*cking kidding me? I thought this is The "PEPPA PIG" Movie, not the freaking "NICK JR." Movie! Well, Katherine Dillon wrote this, and The Narrator did say it was a crossover. Excuse Me, I need to Take a dump. (10 second intermission 6)
 * 336, (Bella J. Flamingo: And why should I help you? They’ve been arguing about The Peppa Pig Movie and whatnot ever since the internet problem with the Noggin app.) What Noggin app? OK. I give up.
 * 337. Also, cue the test card! (Shows the Test Card Picture with Moose And Zee Sleeping)
 * 338. (Mr. Potato: "Cause if you don't we're all gonna... you know.) Of course, it's a kids movie so they have to use the "Find something else to say without trying to say 'dead'" cliché.
 * 339. (Moose A. Moose: Zee, what did I tell you about stealing my Hoho Cocoa? Zee D. Bird: You Were Sleeping anyway!) "Stealing something from someone when he/she's asleep" cliché.
 * 340. (Moose A. Moose: Another mission? Didn't we just came back from the Nick Jr. War?) Nick Jr. War? Is it similar to the Infinity War? If so, did it end depressingly?
 * 341. (Evil Moose and Cree shows up.) We interrupt this sh*tty movie to bring you Mission: Impossible!
 * 342. Also, who the f*ck are they?
 * 343. (Mr. Potato: It's Moose and Zee's evil counterparts, Cree and Evil Moose!) Moose and Zee have doppelgangers? Plus, Evil Moose? Very creative, Dillon.
 * 344. At least Cree is a better name than Evil Moose.
 * 345. (Evil Moose: It's Zee D. Bird and Company all over again!) Dammit! Now I already know what I'm going to sin in the next episode.
 * 346. Meanwhile, thousands of miles away...
 * 347. (The Bing Bing Song Starts) Oh My Freaking God, make it STOP!!!!!!
 * 348. (Miss Rabbit: I'll be on my Phone...) Why are you on your phone? You should be paying attention to the road. This isn't what I'd expect from a G rated movie.
 * 349. (Bruce A. Moose: Sure! I’d rather be dead or rate movies PG then let you down.) Bruce would be good for Pixar.
 * 350. (Narrator: Now that we dealt with Moose and Zee, let's see what Rebecca is up to.) I'd rather not.
 * 351. Also, Narration, again.
 * 352. 1½ minutes of talking later.
 * 353. (Evil Moose: Next time, we're capturing Candy Cat!) What on Earth would you need a Candy Cat for?
 * 354. (Daddy Rabbit: It's all part of Lord's Fry's stupid plan.) How "Stupid" are we talking?
 * 355. (Peppa: This is bad.) How can it be "bad" if they’re just sleeping? Stupid.
 * 356. (Suzy: What are we even gonna do?) We run for our lives, mother*cka!
 * 357. 30 seconds of doing nothing later.
 * 358. (Peppa: That was close. | George: Uh, guys, where's Richard?) He's been abducted by Evil Moose! Duh...
 * 359. (Bella J. Flamingo: I just posted Moose sleeping on MooseTube for the 100th time!) MooseTube? Are you trying to make a reference to YouTube?
 * 360. Also, you did it 100 f*cking times? What are the other 99? Oh, on Bella Flamenco’s channel. That’s Bella J. Flamingo’s username.
 * 361. (Lord Fry shows up.) Who the f*ck are you? Wait, he's Lord Fry?
 * 362. (Bella: I'm sorry, but he got abducted by Evil Moose.) Of course.
 * 363. (Rebecca: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) No.
 * 364. (Emily Elephant: What do you want from us?) *As Lord Fry* I came to steal your souls.
 * 365. Wait, it's night time already?
 * 366. (Rebecca Rabbit: So, If Richard is abducted by Evil Moose, Bella posted Moose Sleeping on MooseTube for 100 Times, and now she’s on the bus.) Ah, come on! Are we gonna recap what happened a few moments ago?
 * 367. Also Moose and Zee doesn't do anything in this scene. Oh yeah. They’re still sleeping. Oh crap.
 * 368. A few minutes of talking later...
 * 369. (Narrator: On with the boring story.) Come on, Narrator! The film's already boring.
 * 370. (Narrator: Moose and Zee are still sleeping.) God dammit you bastards! The world is in danger and you're gonna save it by sleeping?
 * 371. (Peppa Pig: They’re still sleeping? Darn script!) That's what I was saying, before I figured out Katherine Dillon was part of this.
 * 372. (George: Bella, can you wake them up?) Why can't you do it?
 * 373. (Bella J. Flamingo: Hello, my dear friends! You’ve been asleep for twelve hours!) 12 hours? That's longer then how long Loki's been falling for.
 * 374. (Bella J. Flamingo: We can do impossible things! But only if you wake up.) And what's the impossible? Preventing all the Transformers movies from happening?
 * 375. (Zee: We really overslept. Katherine Dillon’s scripts are weird!) Ya think?
 * 376. (Moose A. Moose: Oh my! I slept for 12 Hours. Oh, it’s a call from the Mayor! ) The Mayor? Is it the Mayor of New York City? 'Cause, maybe it'll explain this film a lot.
 * 377. (Mayor Mouse: I’m eating some pizza at the town hall. I heard you were sleeping for 12 Hours.) Why are you eating pizza in a time like this?
 * 378. Also, how the f*ck did you know Moose and Zee was sleeping for 12 hours?
 * 379. (Zee D. Bird: Yeah, Right. This was the only way I could get away from our screen time. And the only way was to sleep for 12 hours. Why? Because we didn’t want to deal with our evil counterparts.)
 * 380. (Mayor Mouse: Well, I hope to see you soon!) Where the f*ck are you going? God, the script is sooo dull, it makes this film sooo boring.
 * 381. (Narrator: The YouTube videos were right. This movie is boring.) Did you just said what I think you said?
 * 382. Also, why the f*ck did you say the film was boring? What is because of the comments on your trailers? You're the f*cking Narrator, Narrators shouldn't say something like that!
 * 383. (Zee: (Offscreen) Hey! This movie is fun, not boring!) That's a sin on itself.
 * 384. (Peppa: I wonder how Richard is doing.) Probably, getting tortured.
 * 385. Meanwhile, thousands of miles away...
 * 386. (Richard Rabbit: Does anyone have a key?) "Do any of you guys have something?" cliché.
 * 387. (Zoe Zebra: Not me. Candy Cat: Not Me. (Meows) Danny Dog: Not Me.) Of course they don't.
 * 388. (Richard Rabbit: Then, Who does? Emily Elephant: Me!) Why the f*ck didn't you say you had a rope when he asked the first time?
 * 389. A bunch of seconds of conversation later...
 * 390. Wait, what? Is this gonna happen every time they escape?
 * 391. (Emily: Shut up, or you'll wake them up.) "Be quiet, or you'll wake up the enemy when you try to escape" cliché.
 * 392. (Emily: Everyone in town knows Moose and Zee slept for 12 Hours...) Wait, how the Hell did you know?
 * 393. (Emily: Now they’re going off to bed to start a trend.) Hello, are you gonna escape while YOU still can?
 * 394. Also, shut the f*ck up!
 * 395. Why am I getting this strange felling I'm leaving something out? Oh, God this is a musical.
 * 396. (Paw Coffee Song Starts) No. No. No. NO! F*ck you Dillon! But this time, She’s actually singing.
 * 397. (Zee (During Song): The cleaning store, Don’t Make Me Snore!) Oh, God, now we're rhyming? I'm definitely giving this a sin. The movie itself is a big snore fest. Your singing is worse then your snoring, stupid bird.
 * 398. (Peppa: With a Lord Flyless Territory, there’s no way you’ll find Cree and Evil Moose.) Why are you such a doubter?
 * 399. (George: I’m gonna Disguise as a Police.) Let's see how that goes. Oh what, I don't.
 * 400. (George: I got a bad habit of crying for some reason. #Autism!) Wait, you have Autism?
 * 401. (Mummy Rabbit: Talk About Sleeping on the Job. It happened to Moose Once, See?) Yes!
 * 402. (Announcer: Hello, Crazy Animal! The video of the week is once again from Bella Flamenco, and Moose has fell asleep again!) Goddammt, Bella.
 * 403. (George Crying Again. Narrator: Not Again! Why did I sign Katherine’s Contract?) Because you don't want to act like a total d*ck to her.
 * 404. (Moose A. Moose: Should Of slept forever. Bella J. Flamingo: What is this? A Parody Of Sleeping Beauty?) Since you put it that way, yes.
 * 405. (Richard Rabbit: Say What You say to Modern Nick Jr.! Moose A. Moose: Hey! There’s no parking!) Shut up with the catchphrase.
 * 406. (Zee D. Bird: It’s Modern Nick Jr.’s Fault that he even get angry.) No it's Noggin's fault they changed their name to Nick Jr.
 * 407. (Daddy Rabbit: Kinda reminds me of this film called Boring and Bossy Bunnies!) Are you thinking about Warship Down or something else.
 * 408. (Naptime Commercial Narrator: Have you Heard? From the person who greenlit this Nonsense. (Shows clip from The Tiger Prince)) Yes, this film's getting a f*cking sequel!
 * 407. (Moose A. Moose: I dislike this nonsense.) Thank you, for that, I'm getting rid of a sin.
 * 408. (Naptime Commercial Narrator: That’s right, Mr. Moose! No more fights about Modern Nick Jr after we get Noggin back! Well, because of you sleeping going viral. look at how many views Bella’s video has!)
 * 408. (Peppa: Richard, you escaped.) "And he couldn't have done it without his friends" cliché.
 * 410. (Peppa: Outer Space Astronauts Can Be Sold Around the World!) What the f*ck does that have to do with everything?
 * 411. (George: Nope. Not Crying Right Now! Narrator: Finally! He admits all his crying moments are bad!) Ya think?
 * 412. (Richard Rabbit: Here’s A Gift for You, Poppy! Mummy Pig: OOF.) Are you Okay?
 * 413. (Richard Rabbit: Merry Christmas! Mummy Pig: (sighs) And I don’t care to you too!) Jesus, it's not Christmas and you don't have to be a total d*ck to him.
 * 414. (Daddy Pig: Anyone Up for some basketball? Everyone: What the Heck Daddy Pig?) Yeah, this isn't mother*cking Space Jam!
 * 415. (Moose A. Moose: How about A Little Moose Kickball?) No!
 * 416. (Cree: Hey! Stop having fun!)
 * 417. (Lord Fry: Should I even ask how The defeating with the good counterparts went?)
 * 418. (Cree: Moose Abomination Moose And Zee Disgusting Bird won.)
 * 419. (Gotta Get Rid Of The Stupid Pig Starts)
 * 420. (Moose A. Moose: Too Bad Cree calls me Moose Abomination Moose.)
 * 421. (Suzy Sheep: Kiss Cree Goodbye. And George needs to stop crying.)
 * 422. (George Crying) AGAIN?
 * 423. (Zee: I put George in the soundproof, so they can hear us singing instead of George Crying.)
 * 424. (Moose Gets Mad)
 * 425. (Zee: Moose! I was just birding around.)
 * 426. (Narrator: It is Nighttime. Again.)
 * 427. (George: OK, any questions? Danny Dog: Yes, Are You Gonna finish that Molly bone?)
 * 428. (George: Go to Town, then go to bed.)
 * 429. (Everyone puts on earplugs and earmuffs because of Moose’s snoring.)
 * 430. (Bella: I put him on MooseTube for the 101th time.)
 * 431. (Peppa: At least they aren’t sleeping for 12 Hours.)
 * 432. (Cree: Goodbye Peppa!)
 * 433. (Richard: Come On! You can’t sleep for 12 Hours, Moose!)
 * 434. (Lord Fry: Uh oh. There’s a boat heading to China!)
 * 435. (Richard Rabbit: It’s rap music to my ears!)
 * 436. (George Crying)
 * 437. (Daddy Pig: Fresh Pretzals for everyone!) Shut up about your f*cking Pretzels! How did you even get those Pretzals anyway?
 * 438. (Lord Fry: Oh! I hate animals! Curse you Moose and Zee! You Too Peppa Pig! And You, Bella J. Flamingo! I Hate You All!) Why can't they take him to Hell?
 * 439. (Mummy Pig: But The Movie is Over! There’s no point of having me here. Bye bye Peppa!)
 * 440. (Richard turns on Rap Music)
 * 441. (Everyone laughing)
 * ∞ . KATHERINE DILLON!

Time: 01:04:26

Sin tally: ∞!

Sentence: Worst! Crossover! Ever! (Katherine Dillon should rot in Hell, because Gabs Campbell is better then her!)