User blog:MarvelDCandFantasyFanBoy12/Random thing making fun of random thing

Person: Oooh I wanna see the new Mulan.

Hardcore Mulan Fan: NO! The movie is going to be crap! First they removed Mushu for "realism" and then LITERALLY ADDED A GODDAMN BIRD LADY! Removed Li Shan! Replaced the classic villain with some random dude. And also they used someone who supported police brutality. Do you wanna watch that?

Person: Yes.

Hardcore Mulan Fan: Why?

Person: I am a mindless slave to whatever Disney puts out.

Person: Ooh cats looks cool.

Hardcore musical fan: DON'T! THE FILM AND THE MUSICAL IN GENERAL IS TRASH. No plot, just one cat after the other without a plot. And the movie follows that too. So watch something else.