Indoraptor (How It Should Have Ended)

Indoraptor (How It Should Have Ended)
 * Guy: Sorry, you have an expensive dinosaur! I'm just... I'm just not interested.
 * Guy 2: We'd make more money just leaving it in a cage. Like at a theme park!
 * Guy 3: Yeah, we could build a theme park!
 * Guy 4: That sounds like a good idea!
 * Guy: I bet never goes wrong with that!
 * Owen: (Quietly) At my signal... Run for the stairs.
 * Dinosaur: Beg your pardon, but you know if raptors can smell you from up to a mile way. So how many do you think I have to be know exactly where you are right now? Hmm? Mmokay. I'm gonna eat you now.
 * Girl: (Screams)
 * (Owen arrives)
 * Owen: Hey! If you were an Indoraptor... And you had a laser pointed at your chest... Would you eatyourself?!
 * Indoraptor: Hmm. That's an interesting question... I guess I've never really thought about it. I suppose... You know I don't know how to answer...