Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat (season 2)/Episode 7a: Little Sagwa

Transcript
(Title and episode production credits appears. We zoom into the Palace hallways, where the Sleeve Dogs and Sagwa, Dongwa, and Sheegwa are arguing)

Sagwa, Dongwa, and Sheegwa: Cats!

Sleeve Dogs: Dogs!

Sagwa, Dongwa, and Sheegwa: CATS!!!

Sleeve Dogs: DOGS!!!

Tai-Tai: *walking by* Ooooh, I hate it when my Sleeve Dogs and my husband's cats argue over whoever is the best pets of the palace!

(Cut to Tai-Tai waking away)

Tai-Tai: But what if...

(Zoom into her face)

Tai-Tai: I turn Sagwa, who helps to start most of these arguments, into a baby kitten using magical de-aging soup? Perhaps a caper is in order! *laughs evily*

(Transistion wipe to Tai-Tai throwing stinky tofu, cordite, gunpowder, various herbs and spices, and moisturizer into a pot, and stirring it)

Tai-Tai: Glad I graduated from the Ürümqi Provincial Cooking School when I was in my teens.

(Transition wipe to Tai-Tai waiting at the Magistrate's desk with the pot of soup)

Tai-Tai: I'm almost ready...

(Zoom down to Sagwa running laps)

Sagwa: One hundred and two thousand eight, one hundred and two thousand nine...

(Cut to a view from the floor of Tai-Tai and the pot of soup)

Tai-Tai: Now!

(Cut to Sagwa running laps again)

Sagwa: One-hundred and three-thousand four, One-hundred and three-thousand-

(Soup gets poured on Sagwa)

Sagwa: Aaaaaaagh! What the?

(Sagwa changes into a kitten around Sheegwa's age)

Sagwa: What? Oh no, I'm Sheegwa's age again! I'm now going to be called a baby!

(Transition wipe to Sagwa going into the clubhouse where Fu-Fu is waiting)

Sagwa: Fu-Fu, I need your help!

Fu-Fu: Oh hi Sheegwa.

Sagwa: No, I'm Sagwa!

(Fu-Fu flies down to the floor, and the shot pans down with him)

Fu-Fu: Oh, very clever Sheegwa. If you were Sagwa, you'd know my super-duper, ultra-hidden, secret nickname that I've told nobody else but Sagwa. Yeah.

(Sagwa walks up to Fu-Fu, and whispers)

Sagwa: I love you, Xinggan Bianfu.

Fu-Fu: Xinggan Bianfu... *gasps and turns around* It is you Sagwa!

Sagwa: Yes!

Fu-Fu: What happened?

Sagwa: I don't know!

Fu-Fu: (taking off Sagwa's collar) Nobody can see you like this! Not even the Magistrate! Everyone would freak out! Especially your brother and sister! I need to find you a new collar!

(Transition wipe to Fu-Fu with Nai-Nai)

Nai-Nai: What happened to Sagwa?

Fu-Fu: I can't talk now, it's an emergency!

(Auntie Wen walks up with a collar in her mouth)

Nai-Nai: Thanks Sister Wen.

(Nai-Nai takes the collar out of Auntie Wen's mouth and gives it to Fu-Fu)

Fu-Fu: Thanks!

(Transition wipe to Sagwa playing in the alley. Dongwa walks up with Sheegwa)

Dongwa: Ni hao. Who are you?

(Cut to Sagwa going into starting position for track and field)

Sagwa: I'm Sagw-

(Sagwa gets out of the position)

Sagwa: No no, I mean I'm... uhh... err... Sag.

(Cut to Dongwa and Sheegwa)

Dongwa: Sag?

Sheegwa: *laughs* What a funny name!

(Cut to Dongwa and Sheegwa walking up to "Sag")

Dongwa: Nice to meet you... Sag.

"Sag": Nice to meet you guys too.

Dongwa: Wanna play with the alley cats?

"Sag": Yeah!

(Transition wipe to "Sag" playing with the alley cats and Dongwa)

Jet-Jet: Come on little Sag, let's play!

Dongwa: Yeah!

(Cut to montage of Sag playing with the alley cats and Dongwa. After that, we see Sag writing a letter with her tail, while Lik-Lik watches)

Lik-Lik: I tolerate you, Lik-Lik! Thanks Sagwa.

"Sag": Sagwa?

(Cut to Fu-Fu flying in)

Fu-Fu: Sorry I'm late!

(Cut back to "Sag" and Lik-Lik)

Lik-Lik: Nobody can write like that like Sagwa can!

(Fu-Fu lands in front of "Sag" and Lik-Lik)

Fu-Fu: Hi random bully, hi Sagwa-, err I mean, blarginfadiddlenohip-

Sagwa: Ohh, he knows it!

Lik-Lik: I know this is really Sagwa. She can actually write with her short and stubby tail unlike Sheegwa. So, how did this happen, former inkface?

Sagwa: I don't know! If only someone was around when I turned into a younger kitten!

Fu-Fu: I know who could help!

Sagwa and Fu-Fu: NAI-NAI!

(Transition wipe to Nai-Nai with Sagwa, Fu-Fu, Dongwa, Sheegwa, and Lik-Lik in the security officer's quarters)

Nai-Nai: That is Sagwa? Oh, tell me another one!

(Lik-Lik rolls up a scroll, and Sagwa writes on it)

Nai-Nai: Oh my, it is you, my granddaughter!

Sagwa: Yes!

Fu-Fu: See, we told you!

Nai-Nai: Only, you're Sheegwa's age!

(Auntie Wen walks in)

Auntie Wen: What happened, my sister?

Nai-Nai: Sister Wen, we don't know! Sagwa got turned into a younger kitten!

Sagwa: Nai-Nai, was the Magistrate's Study's security camera on a while ago?

Nai-Nai: Yes!

(Auntie Wen jumps up onto the desk and puts in a VHS tape into the VCR. Afterwards, we cut to Nai-Nai with Sagwa, Fu-Fu, Dongwa, Sheegwa, and Lik-Lik)

Nai-Nai: Watch the big screen.

(Cut to a replay of the scene where Sagwa gets turned into a kitten by Tai-Tai)

Dongwa: *from offscreen* Oh my, it's Tai-Tai who turned you into a kitten!