Talk:Disney Channel UK Revival/@comment-25392607-20180823140810

Here's the promo for That'll Teach 'Em: Boys Versus Girls, narrated by Max Goof:

Max: Every Thursday on Disney Channel; we're putting 30 GCSE students through four weeks of education at an authentic 1950s grammar school. And they'll have to come to terms with one of the hallmark elements of grammar schools back in the day; teaching boys and girls seperately.

Mr Warr: You will be able to concentrate on the learning process without any distraction from pupils of the contrary gender.

Max: They will find themselves operating in an environment where the threat of being yelled at...

Mr Warr: I am not going to stand for insolence to my staff!

Max: ...Punished...

Mr Williams: Are you ready to go to bed with no talking?

James Ingram: I'm sure everyone else would like to stand here, but I'd rather go for a jog, Sir.

​​Mr Williams: You have earned your first detention from me.

Max: ...Or even excluded...

Mr Warr: LEAVE MY STUDY, AND LEAVE THE SCHOOL!

Max: ...Is ever-present. So how will they cope with strict discipline...

Mr Stanley: Don't you dare wolf-whistle in my class, Victoria Buxton! Get out at once!

Max: ...Austere living conditions...

Qadeer Razaque: It's rank.

Max: ...Early bedtimes...

Mr Warr: I thought you were meant to be in bed.

Luke Mills: Oh, I'm screwed.

Max: ...And a tough academic timetable with an emphasis on practical sciences?

Simon Taylor: Safety just doesn't really matter, here. You can do whatever you want.

Luke Mills: I really can't wait, now to get back and start A-Level Chemistry.

Max: Find out on 'That'll Teach 'Em: Boys Versus Girls', every Thursday on the Disney Channel!

Cast:

Max (Jason Marsden), Simon Warr (Himself), James Williams (Himself), James Ingram (Himself), David Stanley (Himself), Qadeer Razaque (Himself), Luke Mills (Himself), Simon Taylor (Himself)