The Lion King (Cartoon Parody)/Transcript

Part 1

 * The sun rose high over the African plain, revealing the wonders that the land possesses. As animals began waking up, they all suddenly felt something. They were all alert of something phenomenal. One of their long awaited times has occurred. Flamingos and other birds flew over the African lakes. Gazelles galloped across the misty marshes. A giraffe and her baby came over a hill and saw, and then joined a herd of diverse species travelling in one direction. Zebras marched as ants carried their leaves on branches. Elephants plodded steadily as flocks of guinea fowl scrambled around their feet. The different herds of animals joined together and eventually made it to their destination; Pride Rock, the home of King Mufasa and Queen Sarabi. But the herds weren't alone. The FT Squad, which consisted of Kyle, Rudy, Dennis, Cassidy, Kimmy, their newest member, Kaytlin the otter, and Kyle's otter family, arrived and bowed before Mufasa as he stood over Pride Rock's cliff. Mufasa approved as they did so.
 * Zazu, the king's majordomo flew over the vast herds and landed on the cliff that Mufasa was standing on and bowed before his king. The animal herds below gathered around in lines, and as they did a baboon came walking through with the sunlight shining behind him. It was Rafiki, an old friend of Mufasa's and the shaman of the Pride Lands. He gave Mufasa a big hug as he reached the top of the cliff. The king and queen have given birth to a little baby lion cub. Rafiki approached the cub and placed a special mark on his head using the fruit on his stick. In doing so, the little cub sneezed. Rafiki then lifted the cub and carried him to the edge of the rock. The FT Squad waited anxiously until Rafiki appeared at the rock's edge and lifted the cub high into the sky. A loud cheer roared across the land. Elephants trumpeted, zebras, rhinos, gazelles and other animals stamped their feet, and monkeys chattered and bounced around. As they did, a stream of light emerged from the clouds, shining down on the little cub. Joined by the numerous herds of animals and his friends, Kyle came down on his knees and bowed before the royal son. They were all proud that they're future ruler, Simba had arrived to take Mufasa's place in the great circle of life.

Part 9

 * (Simba, Nala and the squad made it to Pride Rock, still unnoticed by the hyenas.)
 * Simba: Nala, find my mother, and rally the lionesses. I'll deal with Scar.
 * (Nala, Chris Griffin, Rocko, Ernie the Giant Chicken, Heffer, FIlburt, Stimpy, and the Evil Monkey went one direction to find the pride, while Simba went another direction alone. He found Scar standing on one of Pride Rock's edges. However, the fact he came across was not what he expected.)
 * Scar: SARABI!
 * (Simba gasped in horror as he heard his mother's name yelled out by Scar. He saw his mother walking through the angry crowd of hyenas. They were hungry and cranky at the former queen of Pride Rock.)
 * Sarabi: Yes Scar?
 * Scar: Where is your hunting party? they're not doing their job.
 * Sarabi: Scar, there's no food. The herds have moved on.
 * Scar (stubbornly): No. You're just not looking hard enough."
 * Sarabi: It's over. There's nothing left. We have only one choice. We must leave Pride Rock.
 * Scar: We're not going anywhere.
 * Sarabi: Then you have sentenced us to death.
 * Scar: Then so BE IT.
 * Sarabi: You can't do that.
 * Scar: I am the king," replied Scar, "I can do whatever I want."
 * Sarabi: If you were half the king Mufasa was…
 * Scar (angrily): I WAS TEN TIMES THE KING MUFASA WAS!
 * (After seeing his uncle smack Sarabi, Simba appeared before his uncle, enraged. Scar reacted with fright. He thought it was Mufasa, but it wasn't.)
 * Scar: Mufasa. No you're dead.
 * (Scar backed away as Simba approached his injured mother. Sarabi looked up and saw the lion that looked like her husband.)
 * Nala: Mufasa.
 * Simba: No. It's me.
 * (Sarabi was surprised to see what she thought was long gone)
 * Sarabi: Simba? You're alive? How can that be.
 * Simba: It doesn't matter. I'm home.
 * Scar: "Simba? Simba! I'm a little surprised to see you... (angrily) ALIVE. (Scar said as he turned to his three main hyenas with fury).
 * Shenzi, Banzai and Ed, and Ren Höek backed away in fear as Simba approached his uncle.)
 * Simba: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't rip you apart.
 * Scar: Simba, you must understand. The pressures of ruling a kingdom…
 * Simba: Are no longer yours. Step down, Scar.
 * Scar: Oh well, I would naturally. However, there is one little problem. You see them?
 * (Scar pointed above him and Simba saw hundreds of scary hyenas.)
 * Scar: They think I'm the king,.
 * Nala: Well we don't.
 * (Nala, who appeared with the whole pride and the other cartoon characters, including Stampy the Elephant, Chris Griffin, and Evil Monkey.)
 * Nala: Simba's the rightful king.
 * Chris Griffin: Yeah. This is his kingdom, and you have no place in it.
 * Rocko: We told you we'd be back. And guess what we brought with us; backup.
 * Stimpy: This is the Crossover team.
 * Goofy: Gosh. We're now here to help Simba settle things right for this kingdom. We don't want trouble.
 * Simba: The choice is yours Scar. Either step down or fight.
 * Scar: Oh must this all end in violence. I'd hate to be responsible for the death of a family member. Wouldn't you agree, Simba?
 * Simba: That's not gonna work Scar. I've put it behind me.
 * Scar: Yes, but what about your faithful subjects? Have they put it behind them.
 * (Nala started becoming suspicious.)
 * Nala: Simba, what is he talking about.
 * Scar: Ah, so you haven't told them your little secret. Well, Simba, now's your chance to tell them. Tell them who is responsible for Mufasa's death.
 * (Simba was extremely reluctant, but after seeing everyone confused and suspicious, he decided to confess. Rocko, Ernie the Giant Chicken and Heffer tried to persuade him not to do so, but Simba ignored them.)
 * Simba (guilty-ridden): I am.
 * (The lionesses froze in horror. They discovered why their true king had vanished and never returned in years. Stimpy was also shocked. Evil Monkey angrily points at Simba. Sarabi approached his son.)
 * Sarabi: It's not true. Tell me it's not true.
 * (Simba hated the upset look on his mother's face, but had no choice)
 * Simba: It's true."
 * Scar: You see. HE ADMITS IT, MURDERER!
 * Simba: No, it was an accident.
 * Scar: If it weren't for you Mufasa would still be alive. It's YOUR fault, he's dead. Do you deny it?
 * Simba: No.
 * Scar: THEN YOU'RE GUILTY.
 * Simba: "No, I'm not a murderer.
 * (Simba found himself surrounded by hyenas, including Ren Höek, and his angry uncle. They were forcing Simba over Pride Rock's edge.)
 * Scar: Oh, Simba, you're in trouble again. But this time, Daddy isn't here to save you, and now EVERYONE KNOWS WHY!
 * (Simba went too close to the rock's edge and nearly fell off. He pierced his claws into the rock to hold on. Scar watched him struggle. Simba was now in big trouble.)
 * Nala: SIMBA.
 * (A bolt of lightning struck the ground, causing a massive fire to erupt and rampage the barren land. Goofy attempted to rush to Simba's aid, only to be stopped by surrounding hyenas and Ren. As Simba struggled to get himself back up on Pride Rock,)
 * Scar: Now, this looks familiar. Where have I seen this before? Let me think. Oh, yes, I remember. This is just the way your father looked before he died.
 * (Simba was inches from falling off Pride Rock and into the fire below. Believing that he had won, Scar pierced Simba's paws with his claws)
 * Scar (whispered): And here's my little secret. I…killed…Mufasa.
 * (Simba was then sent to a flashback moment when his father fell into the raging wildebeest stampede. His heart was now filled with rage and anger.)
 * Simba: NOOOOOO! (leaps back onto the rock and pinned his uncle to the floor.)
 * Simba (angrily): MURDERER!
 * (The lionesses and Stampy the Elephant, Crocostimpy, and the Evil Monkey reacted with shock.)
 * Rocko: What did he say.
 * Scar: No, Simba. Please!"
 * Simba: Tell them the truth.
 * Scar: Truth. But the truth is in the eye of the behold...
 * (Simba, angrier than ever, put his paw over Scar's throat, choking him in the process.)
 * Scar: Alright, alright. (began to whisper) I did it.
 * Simba: So they can hear you.
 * (An angry grin came across Scar's face.)
 * Scar (yells): "I…KILLED…MUFASA."
 * (The lionesses, now understanding the truth, charged at Scar, but they were intercepted by the hyenas, who charged to defend their master. The hyenas piled on Simba, releasing Scar, allowing him to get away. But as the hyenas piled on Simba, the cartoon characters charged in, slashing and ramming every hyena in their path. Stampy angrily stampeding and charged at the hyenas. Timon and Pumbaa appeared, charging into the battle, and ramming every hyena in their path. Simba tore into several hyenas until he got pinned down by another one, but a stick slammed into the hyena. It was Rafiki. With a shriek, he leaped down into the fight. As hyenas moved in to attack, Rafiki jumped into the air and delivered a kung fu performance. He kicked and smacked every hyena that approached him.)
 * (The Crossover Team savagely attacked their opponents. Stimpy used his tongue to tie two hyenas together and send them flying away. Chris was locked in combat with two hyenas that were attacking with their sharp claws. Chris unleashes the Evil Monkey, who slashed at their legs. Stimpy slams one of the hyenas into rocks while Stampy charged at them and rammed them into the rock, killing them. Iago flew in the air and struck from above. He pecked her beak at one hyena while another one was choked by the crackers. The two hyenas slashed at Rocko, but they again missed. Evil Monkey then savagely points at one of the hyenas and Crocostimpy roared at the other hyenas. Goofy was putting up a big fight against their opponents. Filburt proved too fast and attacked with his gun, feet and arms. Ernie had grenades and threw them at the hyenas. They let out small explosions that were enough to frighten the enemies away. As some of the hyenas fled, Ed yelled out, "YOUR CARCASS IS MINE!". Meanwhile, Ren greedily sheds gasoline on the flames off the Pride Rock, waiting to kill Stimpy.)
 * Ren: Oh, look a stupid cat. A EEDIOT! Almost there...
 * (Timon and Pumbaa appeared, charging into the battle, and ramming every hyena in their path. Ren angrily tries to follow Timon, but is thrown off the Pride Rock by Stampy and falls into the flames, being burned.)
 * (Stampy slammed and punched his way through the hyenas and eating them up alive, until he met up with Simba.)
 * Heffer: Simba.
 * Rocko and Goofy: Simba.
 * Simba: Are you alright?
 * Chris Griffin: I'm fine. But you need to locate Scar and take him down. We'll handle these hyenas. GO! But, i finally overcome the fear of that evil monkey.
 * Simba: Be careful (ran off to find his uncle.)
 * As Simba left, Ernie was unaware that he was about to get attacked. Ernie instead joins the hyenas' side and coldly betrays Simba, and tries to kill him. But for a moment...)
 * Filburt: THE LOUNGE SINGER INCOMING. (grabbed Rocko and pulled him out of the way of the attack.)
 * (Filburt and Rocko were once again was surrounded by hyenas.)
 * Filburt (attempts to sing in a Elvis-style): Shoot, we're surrounded.
 * Rocko: Guess we let our guard down man.
 * (But before any harm could be done, Stimpy appeared and cried out.)
 * Stimpy: "ROCKO…FILBURT...CHRIS…HERE'S THE MUSIC!"
 * Rocko: What?
 * (Stimpy throws the Happy Helmet at Evil Monkey. The song "Happy Happy Joy Joy" plays.)
 * Hyenas: Ooh, encore, encore.
 * Ernie the Giant Chicken (greedily): No, no, no. You mean, "entree, entree".
 * Hyenas: No, you right. Let's just eat' em.
 * Rocko: This isn't an air battle, Stimpy. We're on the…
 * Filburt (interrupts Rocko): No, I know what to do, even on foot. Just follow my lead.
 * (Chris readied his gun and leaped into the air, spinning round and round in circles. As he did this, he was shooting his gun at hyenas that were everywhere. Chris nervously landed safely.)
 * Bev Bighead: Oh, I see. That looks tough, but I'll do it.
 * Ed Bighead (pointing at Crocostimpy): EAT THIS YOU DIRTY MONGOOSE!
 * (He jumped into the air and fired his firebat at his attackers as he spun around in circles. The weapon's fire was causing tremendous pain on the enemies. Knowing that they were no match for him, the hyenas retreated.)
 * Goofy: Yeah, that's right.
 * Rocko, Chris and Filburt: GET OUT OF HERE!
 * (Shenzi, Banzai and Ed, still in the battle chased Timon into a cave. This was where Zazu was being held prisoner.)
 * Zazu (begged): "Let me out, let me out."
 * Timon: Let me in, let me in. (goes in the cage)
 * (The hyenas approached and licked their lips. But before they could attack, Pumbaa appeared at the cave's entrance, with the Evil Monkey riding in.)
 * Banzai: Hey, who's the pig?
 * Pumbaa: Are you talking to me?
 * Timon: Uh oh, he called him a pig.
 * Pumbaa: Are you talking to me?
 * Timon: Shouldn't of done that.
 * Pumbaa: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
 * Timon: Now they're in for it.
 * Pumbaa (with rage): THEY CALL ME MR. PIG.
 * (With a loud battle yell, he charged at the hyenas like a powerful battering ram as a horse whining sound is heard, breaking Zazu's cage in the process. Ed watched from outside, and after seeing the three fighters beat up the hyenas he turned around and ran off, with Shenzi and Banzai close behind. Timon, Pumbaa and Zazu appeared from the cave, victorious.)

Part 10

 * (Simba got out of the massive battle and scanned the area looking for his uncle. He found him sneaking away. Simba angrily charged after him as he ran higher above the burning Pride Rock. He came to the top of Pride Rock, trapped, as Simba appeared and slowly approached him.)
 * Simba: Murderer.
 * Scar (began to beg): Simba, Simba please, please have mercy. I beg you.
 * Simba: You don't deserve to live.
 * Scar (trying to save his own skin): Simba, I…am…oh…family. It's the hyenas who are the real enemy. It was their fault, it was their idea.
 * (However, little did Scar know, that Shenzi, Banzai and Ed secretly followed Simba to aid Scar. But after hearing Scar blame them for Mufasa's death, they growled in anger and backed away.)
 * Simba (angrily): Why should I believe you. Everything you told me was a lie.
 * Scar: What are you going to do? You wouldn't kill your own uncle?
 * (Simba realized that Scar had a great point. If Simba killed his uncle, he would end up just like how Scar ended up when he killed Mufasa. So instead of killing Scar he decided to spare Scar's life.)
 * Simba: No, Scar. I'm not like you.
 * Scar: Oh, Simba, thank you. You are truly noble. I'll make it up to you, I promise. And how can I prove myself to you? Tell me anything.
 * Simba (repeating his uncle's words): Run, run away, Scar, and never return.
 * Scar: Yes. Of course. As you wish, YOUR MAJESTY!
 * (But Scar was not giving in easily. He quickly swiped his paw at a small pile of flares, sending them into Simba's face, blinding him. Scar then attacked his nephew. Eventually, Simba regained his eyesight and fought back. They tore at each other with fury. They swiped at each other. Scar got the upper hand when he swiped Simba, sending him backwards. As Simba looked up, he saw Scar emerge from the massive flames with his razor sharp claws ready to kill. Simba grinned his teeth and right when Scar was about to land for the kill, Simba kicked him with his hind legs. This sent Scar plummeting down Pride Rock and onto the African floor. He slowly got to his feet and saw Shenzi, Banzai and Ed looking at him, all of whom were angry at him.)
 * Scar: Ah, my friends.
 * Shenzi: Friends? I thought he said we were the enemy.
 * Banzai: Yeah, that's what I heard.
 * Shenzi and Banzai: Ed?
 * (Ed let out an evil laugh and licked his lips. The other hyenas did the same thing. They approached their former leader with the rest of the surviving hyenas. Scar begged them to understand that he never meant.)
 * Scar (began to beg): No, let me explain. No, you don't understand. NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
 * (But the hyenas ignored Scar's pleas as Ernie tries to protest him and devoured him alive together, as they were engulfed in the fire flames, sealing Scar and Ernie's fates, once and for all.)
 * (A thunderstorm came and rained down on the fire, melting it away. The fire was gone and so were the hyenas. Simba appeared before his friends who all congratulated him for his victory. He found Sarabi and Nala and embraced with them. Suddenly, he heard a rattling noise. He turned around and saw Rafiki, pointing his stick to the edge of Pride Rock. Ed and Bev were by his side, and they extended their arms in the same direction. As Simba approached the baboon and two of his friends who helped him get this far, they all bowed before their rightful ruler. Simba, completely speechless, lifted his paw out and pulled Rafiki towards him, giving him a hug. Stimpy, Chris, Rocko, Filburt, Heffer, and Evil Monkey also hugged their friend, congratulating him. Chris waves goodbye to Simba and his friends and then leaves Africa off-screen.)
 * Rafiki: It's time.
 * (Simba then turned around and climbed the edge of Pride Rock as the rain came down. Sarabi, Nala, Zazu, Timon, Pumbaa and the rest of the cartoon characters, including Rocko and Stimpy all watched as Simba walked higher and higher until he reached the rock's edge. When Simba made it to the top, he heard thunder and looked up into the sky. He heard Mufasa's voice in the clouds.)
 * Mufasa (as a spirit): Remember.
 * (At long last understanding his destiny, Simba let out a powerful roar, in which all the lionesses joined. And so, with the return of the true lion king, the Pride lands returned to its natural, beautiful self. Herds of animals returned to the kingdom as vegetation returned and flourished across the land. Herds of animals gathered around Pride Rock to celebrate the birth of Simba and Nala's new cub. Simba looked down happily upon his kingdom, with Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Rocko, Evil Monkey and Stimpy by his side, while Zazu flew overhead, and Heffer, Filburt, Mr. Horse, Ed, Bev, and Stampy watched below, bowing before their new ruler. Rafiki appeared with Simba and Nala's cub and lifted it high into the sky, allowing everyone to see it.)
 * (While Simba became the king, Chris Griffin returned to Quahog, Stampy leaving Springfield, and Rocko, Heffer and Filburt is launched back to O-Town, accepting their victory with tremendous pride. Everyone was happy that their friend had finally achieved his rightful place. But the characters promised that they would keep in touch with Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa and everyone else at Pride Rock.)