Steven Universe: The Tournament/Transcript

The Big Donut

 * [Steven is walking towards the Big Donut]
 * Steven: Ah, what a nice day to get a donut.
 * [He enters the Big Donut]
 * Sadie: Oh! Hey Steven!
 * Steven: Oh, hi Sadie! I thought Dewey ran the Big Donut now?
 * Sadie: I decided to come back for a few days, I was missing my job.
 * Steven: Oh, that's cool.
 * Sadie: So? What do you want?
 * Steven: I notice a new one's on the board. Hm.. [reads it out] "Sporty Glazed Donuts - sponsored by the olympians of the Great Cartoon Championships, A.K.A GCC" What's the Great Cartoon Championships?
 * Sadie: Oh, it's just some silly event that's happening.
 * Steven: I'm interested, tell me more!
 * Sadie: Well, okay. The GCC is- [she is interrupted by Buck coming in]
 * Buck: Hey, Sadie.
 * Sadie: Oh, um, hey, Buck. Want a donut?
 * Buck: Sure. I'd like a Sporty Glazed Donut please.
 * Sadie: Oh! Going to the GCC?
 * Buck: Yeah. I'm so excited. It only happens once every twenty years. I can't wait to see the Nickolympians compete. If only I could actually take part in the tournament.
 * Steven: [thinking] What is this tournament everybody's talking about? It sounds intriguing.
 * Buck: [takes his donut] Thank you.
 * Sadie: No problem. Have a nice time at the tournament this Friday!
 * Buck: Thank you Sadie. Bye. [leaves the Big Donut]
 * Steven: [leaves the Big Donut]

What Are These Flyers?

 * [Steven is at home]
 * Steven: Hey guys, I'm back!
 * Amethyst: Hey dude, what's up?
 * Steven: Do any of you guys know about the tournament?
 * Pearl: No, why is there?
 * Steven: I looked at the board in The Big Donut and it says "Sporty Glazed Donuts - sponsored by the olympians of the Great Cartoon Championships, A.K.A GCC". Then Buck mentioned something about Nickolympians competing, I mean I had no idea what he's talking about.
 * Pearl: What do you make of it Garnet?
 * Garnet: Well... I think they're talking about the massive tournament that I've been going to for years. Here, look at this. [hands Steven the flyer]
 * Steven: These are the flyers I've been seeing all around town for a few days now. I have no idea what they say, it makes no sense.
 * Garnet: They do once you put a little thought into them.
 * Steven: Huh? What does thought have to do with any of it?
 * Garnet: Steven, what's the first letter you see on the flyer?
 * Steven: Uh... G?
 * Garnet: Second?
 * Steven: S?
 * Garnet: Third?
 * Steven: V?
 * Garnet: Now, I'll be back in a second...
 * [A few minutes later, Garnet comes back with an Atbash decoder]
 * Steven: What's that?
 * Garnet: It's an Atbash decoder.
 * Steven: What's Atbash?
 * Garnet: It's a type of code. Take A, then write under Z, take B, than write under Y, take C, than write under X, and so on, so on, so on.
 * Steven: Ah. [decodes the message on the flyer, decoded it reads: "THE GREAT CARTOON CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE TAKING PLACE THIS FRIDAY - FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWENTY YEARS! BE THERE! MEET OTHER CARTOON CHARACTERS! COMPETE TO BE THE BEST!"
 * Amethyst: That sounds cool!
 * Steven: Yeah!
 * Garnet: These flyers disappear tomorrow.
 * Steven: Why?
 * Garnet: Because they're not just flyers. They're actually invitations!
 * Steven: Does that mean... we're invited?
 * Garnet: Well, I guess so.
 * Steven: AWESOME!!!

Meeting Lapis, Peridot and Bismuth

 * [At Little Homeschool]
 * Bismuth: Right... 98% on the Construction installment.
 * Peridot: That's awesome! Almost complete.
 * Lapis Lazuli: We're making real progress. I'm proud.
 * Bismuth: And we won't stop any time soon.
 * Steven: Hey guys! Have you seen these flyers?
 * Bismuth: Flyers? Flyers for what?
 * Steven: [hands Bismuth a flyer]
 * Bismuth: Oh yes! I've always wanted to go to one of these.
 * Steven: Well, here's your chance! Don't waste it.
 * Bismuth: Ha! Why would I?
 * Peridot: [snatches flyer] Lemme see...
 * Bismuth: [angry] Peridot!
 * Peridot: Wow! I've always wanted to go into one of these, but nobody would let me because I was so scary. Now that I'm not scary anymore, they better let me in.
 * Lapis Lazuli: What are those?
 * Steven: They're invitations to the Great Cartoon Championships!
 * Peridot: Hey, Lapis, how come you've never been to one of those?
 * Lapis Lazuli: [gasps] [sad]
 * Peridot: What?
 * Lapis Lazuli: [flies away in tears]
 * Peridot: Why's she so dramatic? I was just asking her a question.
 * Steven: Don't you remember? She couldn't've gone to the tournament because she was stuck in the mirror!
 * Peridot: Oh no! I'm so sorry for bringing that up...
 * Steven: It's fine. Let's go cheer her up, shall we?
 * Peridot: Okay, let's go.

Cheer Up, Lapis

 * [Somewhere in the forest, Lapis Lazuli was crying because she's been trapped in the mirror]
 * Lapis Lazuli: Why is it always me?
 * [Steven, Peridot and Bismuth fly over]
 * Steven: Lapis? Are you okay?
 * Lapis Lazuli: No... I get really sad whenever somebody brings it up.
 * Peridot: I'm so sorry. I forgot.
 * Bismuth: Yeah.
 * Steven: We're here for you. All the time.
 * Lapis Lazuli: But what if it happens again one day?
 * Steven: It won't. We promise. Right, guys?
 * Peridot: [nods]
 * Bismuth: [nods]
 * Lapis Lazuli: Well... uh, okay. I guess those times of despair and pain are over.

There's Gonna Be A Tournament, And Everyone's Invited!!

 * [Steven is skipping rocks by the river]
 * Steven: Ah, it's so nice to get a little bit of relaxation before the tournament.
 * Lapis Lazuli: Mm-hm.
 * Peridot: Do you think it's gonna be just me, you, Lapis, Bismuth, Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl?
 * Jasper: [off-screen] Heck no!
 * [Jasper appears out of a giant vortex, with Spinel on her shoulder]
 * Spinel: Hey guys!
 * Steven: Hey Spinel! Hey Jasper! So you want to come to the tournament with us?
 * Jasper: Yeah. Guess what, it's not just us who wants to go to the tournament, it's a bunch of different cartoons from all around the world!
 * Steven: So, I can see my friends, like K.O.?
 * Jasper: Much more than that. A yellow guy name SpongeBob is coming!
 * Spinel: Yeah! I can't believe it! He was the winner last time!
 * Steven: Hold up, guys, who is SpongeBob?
 * Jasper: He's the star of a show called Spongebob Squarepants!!
 * Steven: I never heard of him before.
 * Spinel: He's playing as a Nickolympian!
 * Steven: Huh... I heard Buck talk about Nickolympians at the Big Donut... what exactly are Nickolympians?
 * Jasper: Nickolympians are contestants of the tournament that are from the cartoon channel, Nickelodeon.
 * Steven: There's more than one cartoon channel? Heck, I thought CN was the only one!
 * Jasper: Oh, no. There's a whole bunch of them! Wait 'till you meet the characters from shows on Nick Jr.!
 * Steven: Wow! This tournament really does seem like a bunch of fun.
 * Jasper: To watch, yes, to take part in, well, that's where the difficulty comes in. Competing with other cartoon characters also means competing with giant monsters.
 * Steven: Eh, I'll probably... uh... just watch then. Where exactly is this tournament taking place?
 * Jasper: It's taking place in New Sanfranyorkyo.
 * Steven: I never heard of that place before.
 * Jasper: You can't take the vortex there, it's too far away for that.
 * Steven: Then how do we get there?
 * Jasper: We have to take the plane from Empire City Airport.
 * Steven: I'm so excited for this tournament, I can't just talk about it... I could SING about it!
 * Steven: [singing] At the Big Donut on a casual day, doin' my casual stuff, in my casual way, I find a new donut on the board, but I'd never seen that one before...
 * Peridot: [singing] Sporty Glazed Donuts, that's the name, and after that things just weren't the same, because the news started to drip that there would be a championship!
 * ALL: [singing] Welcome, welcome, welcome, ya see, to a brand new tournament called the GCC, Welcome, welcome, we're all so excited,
 * Steven: [singing] There's gonna be a tournament, and everyone's invited!
 * Peridot: [singing] There's gonna be a tournament, and everyone's invited!
 * Lapis Lazuli: [singing] There's gonna be a tournament, and everyone's invited!
 * Bismuth: [singing] There's gonna be a tournament, and everyone's invited!
 * Jasper: [singing] There's gonna be a tournament, and everyone's invited!
 * Spinel: [singing] There's gonna be a tournament, and everyone's invited!
 * ALL: [singing] There's gonna be a tournament, and everyone's invited!

Meeting K.O., Dendy, Enid and Radicles

 * [At night, in CN City, Steven, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Lapis Lazuli, Peridot, Bismuth, Jasper, Spinel, Connie and Sadie find K.O., Dendy, Enid and Radicles]
 * Steven: Oh, hey K-
 * K.O.: JASPER!!! [runs over to Jasper and hugs her]
 * Jasper: It's good to see you again, K.O.
 * K.O.: Oh, hi, Steven, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Lapis, Peridot, Bismuth, Connie, Buck, Sadie and- who are you?
 * Spinel: Hey there! I'm your friend Spinel! I'm also Steven's friend! I love having friends. Don't you?
 * K.O.: It's nice to meet you then, Spinel.
 * Steven: Are you going to the tournament?
 * K.O.: Heck yes! That's why I'm here!
 * Steven: Awesome!
 * Peridot: OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH I CAN'T WAIT!!! WE'RE GONNA GET TO SPEND OUR FREE TIME AT A FANCY HOTEL, AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE LUXURIOUS JACUZZIS, AND WE'RE GONNA GET TO GO TO THE BIGGEST CARTOON TOURNAMENT OF ALL TIME!!!
 * Dendy: Wow K.O., I sure can tell she is really excited to go to the tournament.
 * Enid: You have pretty feral friends of yours, Steven.
 * Radicles: Kind, but feral.
 * Peridot: When will we go???
 * Steven: We're gonna leave to go to the airport in three hours. It's 8PM now, so we're gonna have to leave at 11PM. In the meantime, let's just do some fun stuff here at CN City. Any recommendations?
 * K.O.: I know! Let's go to a nice restaurant for dinner.
 * Steven: Great idea, K.O. Let's go.
 * K.O.: Okay!

Dinner In CN City

 * [At Mr. Hasahi's Cooking Bar]


 * Mr. Hasashi: Hey, guys. Do you want some sushi?
 * Steven: Sure thing!
 * Mr. Hasashi: Okay. We have avacado maki, cucumber maki, California rolls, salmon maki, hand rolls, and edamame.
 * Steven: Sounds good. Thank you!
 * Mr. Hasashi: No problem. I gotta go cook something else for Scooby and Shaggy.
 * Shaggy Rogers: [off-screen] Just the usual Scooby Snacks, please!
 * Mr. Hasashi: Coming! [walks over to Scooby-Doo and Shaggy Rogers]
 * [They all eat, except for the gems aside from Amethyst]
 * K.O.: Why does Amethyst eat but the other gems don't?
 * Steven: Because Amethyst likes eating.
 * K.O.: Oh, okay.
 * Amethyst: That's right, I love food! [eats sushi] Oh my gosh, this is so good...
 * Steven: Don't eat all of it, Amethyst, you gotta leave some for me, Connie, K.O., Dendy, Enid and Radicles.
 * Amethyst: Oh, sorry.
 * Steven: It's okay. Who here is excited to go to the tournament?
 * ALL IN THE RESTAURANT EXCEPT FOR MR. HASASHI: ME!!!
 * Steven: Hey, Mr. Hasashi, how come you didn't say me?
 * Mr. Hasashi: Unfortunately, I can't go to the tournament, because I have to run the bar.
 * Peridot: It's not like anyone's going to be going there that day.
 * Mr. Hasashi: That's why I'm sad. Nobody's gonna come, and I'm gonna make no money. Oh, and also, I won't be able to go to the tournament I've been awaiting for twenty years.
 * Steven: Aw... tough luck. We'll bring you back a souvenir.
 * Mr. Hasashi: Thank you so much. You guys are awesome.
 * Steven: Being awesome is just what we do. Have you guys finished your meals?
 * EVERYONE WHO IS EATING: Yep!
 * Peridot: It's time to go to the airport!! Let's go!! Last one to the airport's a-
 * Steven: Hold on, Peridot! We still have two and a half hours left.
 * Peridot: Aw, man.
 * Steven: What shall we do next?
 * Dendy: Let's watch a movie at CN Theater.
 * Steven: Great idea! Let's go to CN Theater.
 * Dendy: Okay, let's go!

CN Theater

 * [At CN Theater, everyone are watching the movie called "Godzilla: Conquest of the Daleks"]
 * K.O.: Hey look! It's our old friend Godzilla!
 * Steven: Yes, I remember that our other friends Mega Celestial Maia, Kabuki, Teen Titans, Justice League, and even Mortal Kombat are his friend too.
 * Sadie: I love Godzilla movies!
 * Lapis Lazulli: What's Godzilla?
 * Enid: Godzilla is a film franchise about a monster called Godzilla. He's actually K.O.'s friend in real life.
 * Lapis Lazuli: Ooh. Cool.
 * [They are watching the movie]
 * Buck: [comes by] Oh, hey guys.
 * Sadie: Oh, hi Buck!
 * Steven: We're watching Godzilla.
 * K.O.: Conquest of the Daleks.
 * [Sits down]
 * Godzilla: Raaahh!!
 * K.O: That's him! That's Godzilla! I can almost imagine he's here...
 * Dendy: Unfortunately, he's not.
 * Enid: It's for the best he's not here. He'd squash everyone in the theater!
 * K.O.: [gasps] Look! He's gonna destroy the building!
 * ALL EXCEPT ONE PERSON: WOOP!
 * Godzilla: [smashes building]
 * Random Man: This is supposed to be scary? How is this scary?
 * K.O.: Well, we find it scary.
 * Random Man: Oh, you think you're scary? You're not scary, Godzilla's not scary, nothing can scare Sa-
 * Godzilla: RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
 * Random Man: AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!! [runs from the theater]
 * [TEXT: Two hours later]
 * Peridot: Woah! It's like magic right before my eyes. I hope it never ends.
 * [Movie screen says: THE END]
 * Peridot: Aw, man.
 * Steven: Right everyone, it's time to go to the airport!
 * Peridot: YESSS!!!!

Packing For The Airport/Calm Down, Peridot!

 * [They are packing their bags]
 * Peridot: OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH FINALLY!
 * Steven: You sure are excited.
 * Bismuth: How excited can someone be?
 * Lapis Lazuli: Apparently, that excited.
 * Steven: Calm down, Peridot. We gotta go pick up everyone else. We're going in a limousine- I mean, what?
 * Peridot: Wait a minute... we're going in a LIMOUSINE??!!
 * Steven: Oh boy...
 * Peridot: YEEEESSSSS!!!
 * Steven: Please calm down, Peri..
 * Lapis Lazuli: Alright, I've packed my suitcase
 * Bismuth: Okay. Let's get in that car. Don't freak out, Peridot.
 * K.O.: [gets in the car] I'm so excited, Enid! Well, see you when I get back!
 * Enid: Oh, no, no, no. You're gonna need some adult supervision.
 * Radicles: Yes. Enid and I are coming with you.
 * Jasper: Oh, he'll be fine. I'll stick with him. [gets in the car]
 * Enid: Fine. But we're still coming, because we've been hyped for this tournament for years. [gets in the car]
 * Steven: Connie and I are going to pick up the others. Stay in the car, ok?
 * ALL IN THE CAR: Yes.
 * Steven: Alright, then.

Picking Up Everyone Else

 * [Steven and Connie are searching which people to pick up with, when they find the Hanna-Barbera characters]
 * Steven: Come along, everyone. It's time to go into the limousine.
 * Scooby-Doo: Oooh! Let's go, everyone!
 * [All of the Hanna-Barbera characters run into the car, and Peridot is squashed]
 * Peridot: ...Uh, a little space? Anyone?
 * Steven: Well, that was easy.
 * Connie: Too easy. Now it's time to round in the Cartoon Network characters.
 * Steven: Oh, boy. This'll be fun.
 * Connie: You tell me Steven.
 * Steven: Alright, then... where do we even begin?
 * Connie: Let's get the worst out of the way first.
 * Steven: Alright. What do you think is worse, Dexter's or Foster's?
 * Connie: Foster's, of course.
 * Steven: Alright, then...
 * [TEXT: Thirty minutes later]
 * Steven: Come on, we gotta go soon!
 * Bloo: No!
 * Steven: [catches Bloo]
 * Connie: Well, I finally got them all in the car.
 * Steven: I finally got that blue guy in the car. At least there's no-one else to get.
 * Connie: Sometimes I feel like OK K.O., Mega Celestial Maia and our show are the only ones that are actually sophisticated.
 * Steven: You can say that again.
 * Connie: Great, now let's head back to the car!
 * Steven: Right!
 * [Steven and Connie head back to the car]

Driving

 * [Everyone were in the car excitedly, but Bloo was struggled to get out]
 * Bloo: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GET ME OUT OF THIS CAR!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Steven: Calm the heck down, Bloo! You're damaging the limousine! I had to pay millions of dollars for this, you know?
 * Bloo: I DON'T CARE! LEMME OUT!!! [hits Steven in head with a baseball bat, Steven faints]
 * Connie: What have you done, Bloo? Ugh, I'll take over from here. [continues driving]
 * Mac: Sorry, Connie, my imaginary friend isn't the brightest guy.
 * Bloo: Oh, you think I'm imaginary, you're the one who's imaginary!!! LET ME OUT THIS INSTANT!!!!!!
 * Peridot: This guy is crazy! Can anybody do something about this weirdo?!
 * K.O.: Jasper, I'm scared. What if that guy hurts me?
 * Bloo: Yep! I'm gonna! [Punches K.O. right in the face, K.O. faints]
 * Dendy: Oh no! Bloo, what have you done to K.O.?
 * Bloo: Killed him, of course. NOW LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!
 * Dendy: Jasper, K.O. isn't actually dead, right?
 * Jasper: No, Dendy, he just fainted.
 * Bloo: GET ME OUT OR I'LL KILL ALL OF YA!!!!!!!
 * Jasper: THAT'S IT!!!!!!! [grabs Bloo quickly, crushing him then sat on him as she squishes him] This will teach that idiot a lesson...
 * Steven: [wakes up] W-w-where's Bloo?
 * Connie: [stops driving]
 * Jasper: He's probably dead. Hopefully.
 * Bloo: GET OFF!
 * Peridot: Let's just drive already. Oh, and when we're at the hotel, please don't put me in the same bedroom with the blue guy.
 * Steven: Got it. [continues driving]
 * K.O.: [wakes up] [groans] Wha, What happened?
 * Jasper: Ah K.O., you're awake. Feeling alright?
 * K.O.: Yeah, what happened to that blue guy?
 * Jasper: I'm sitting on him.
 * K.O.: Cool!
 * Bloo: NO IT"S NOT!!! GET OFF OF ME!!!
 * Jasper: No way.
 * Bloo: Ugh.
 * Lapis Lazuli: He won't bother us again anymore.
 * K.O.: Thank for stopping that blue freak Jasper.
 * Jasper: Don't mention it, ever.
 * Bismuth: Now that the blue guy is quiet, let's talk about something else.
 * Peridot: Like how excited I am to get to that tournament!!
 * Steven: I'm sure everyone knows how excited you are, Peri.
 * Enid: Exactly. You were literally screeching in excitement before we got in the car.
 * Radicles: True dat.
 * Steven: [pulls into a parking lot] Let's get some snacks. It's gonna be another hour until we get to the airport.
 * K.O.: Great idea. [gets out of the car]
 * Steven: [gets out of the car] You all stay in the car. Especially Jasper, because if she stands up, Bloo will come back. K.O. and I will be back in about five minutes.
 * ALL IN THE CAR: Okay!
 * K.O.: It's just you and me now Steven.
 * Steven: That's right K.O., now grabs some snacks and then go.
 * K.O.: Let's go inside then.
 * [They go into the store]
 * K.O.: Wow! This store sure is big!
 * Steven: That's right, K.O., it's really big.
 * K.O.: So? What do you wanna buy?
 * Steven: I dunno. What do you wanna buy?
 * K.O.: I'd like to buy cheese puffs.
 * Steven: Sure thing!
 * K.O.: Thanks, Steven.
 * Steven: No problem. [gets cheese puffs and brings them to the cash register]
 * Terry: So, you'd like fifteen packs of cheese puffs? That'll be eleven dollars and twenty-five cents.
 * Steven: Here. [gives Terry eleven dollars and twenty-five cents]
 * Terry: Thank you. I'm Terry, by the way. I really wanna go to the tournament but I can't because I gotta keep the shop running.
 * Steven: That's not good. We'll bring you back a souvenir.
 * K.O.: Let's go now Steven.
 * Steven: Okay, K.O.
 * [In the car]
 * Steven: Hey Guys, we bought snacks, come and get them!
 * [Everyone grabbed a snack Especially Jasper who's been remained seated cause she was sitting on Bloo who tries to escape but he couldn't]
 * Jasper: [eats]
 * Amethyst: So you also like to eat, Jasper?
 * Jasper: Yeah.
 * K.O.: Cool.
 * Jasper: I know, right? Feels like the time I ate Pizza Steve at the restaurant.... Huh? [sees everyone with their faces in shock of what she just said] What?! I was so hungry okay.
 * K.O.: Yes, but remember the oath Jasper, you swear not to swallow, hurt, bully, and never be with the villains, right?
 * Jasper: Yes, I know.
 * Steven: Remember everyone, we need to get a souvenir for Mr. Hasashi and also Terry who was the man we met in the store.
 * Everyone: Okay!
 * Steven: Alright, then.
 * Bloo: [escapes from Jasper and pushes Steven aside to drive]
 * Steven: Hey! What are you doing?
 * Bloo: I'm doing what has to be done! [kicks Steven out of car which is on a bridge above a river, so Steven falls off of the bridge into the river]
 * Connie: Stop it!
 * Bloo: NOPE! [laughs evilly as he drives car into the river]
 * Steven: Help me!!!
 * K.O.: I wish my mommy was here...
 * Scooby-Doo: I hate water!
 * Shaggy Rogers: Like, we're going down!
 * Steven: Well, if you can't let them... you gotta save them! [saves K.O.]
 * K.O.: Thank you so much, Steven, but look what happened to the limo!
 * Steven: I know! That idiot Bloo... I have to go find him. I'll throw you on the bridge, okay?
 * K.O.: Got it.
 * Steven: [throws K.O. on the bridge]
 * K.O.: Well, good lucking finding him in that river, Steven!
 * Steven: Thanks! I'm gonna need it! [goes underwater]
 * Connie: Take that jerk down!
 * [In underwater]
 * Steven: [swimming to search for Bloo] (You're gonna pay for what you did the limbo you blue jerk!
 * [Somewhere of the scene Maia fishing with Lucy, Conor, and Kody]
 * Maia: I had an uncle who is an angler, fishing sounds awesome huh you guys?
 * Conor: Yeah.
 * Lucy: You said it.
 * [Kody's fishing net got caught]
 * Kody: Hey guys! I caught something! [reels it up and reveals to be Steven]
 * Kody: Oh, Steven! What's up?!
 * Maia, Lucy, and Conor: Hi, Steven!
 * Steven: Ugh...
 * Lucy: What's wrong?!
 * Steven: I'm chasing down this crazy blue jerk who drove the limbo into the river!
 * Maia: And that is....?
 * Steven: Bloo!
 * Conor: You mean the color blue?
 * Steven: The blue person, named Bloo....
 * Kody: What was going on?
 * Steven: We were driving to the airport to fly to the tournament, but then Bloo drove our car into the river!
 * Kody: Hey, we were fishing before we were gonna go to the airport too.
 * Maia: I think we should help Steven out, guys.... [she and the others transform]
 * Icy Charm: Now, let's stop that jerk!
 * [They dive into the river]
 * Bloo: [laughs evilly] Nothing can stop me now! Never!
 * [Steven and the sorcerers are hidden]
 * Steven: That's him right there....
 * Sparking Quake: That's Bloo huh? Don't worry, we'll teach him a lesson.
 * Maia: And I know just how to do it... [uses her magical barrier to stop the limbo]
 * Bloo: What?! [turns around to see that's Steven along with the sorcerers] What's the big idea?!
 * Maia: Stop right there, mister!
 * Moonstone: Hey buddy, you wanna explain to us why you were going to destroy the limbo?!
 * Bloo: GRAAAAAAH!!! NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR NOT FAIR!!!!!!!
 * Steven: Well sorry, it's your fault for doing that.
 * Everyone: YEAH!
 * Icy Charm: I think this guy deserves some solitary restraining orders....
 * [Cuts to the scene where the limbo is back where it is and Bloo inside a cage-like barrier]
 * Bloo: [sobbing] I JUST WANT THINGS WHAT I WANT!
 * Maia: Our apologies, Mac.... we didn't realize that happened.
 * Mac: It's fine ma'am, thanks for helping us repair the limbo.
 * Sadie: Yeah, we appreciate your help.
 * Connie: Thanks a lot.
 * K.O.: You guys can come with us, and your idiotic friend as a prisoner....
 * Bloo: Whatever, dummies.... [sniffs and looks at them bitterfly]
 * Moonstone: What was that you said?
 * Bloo: Nothing, really....
 * [In the car]
 * Steven: [tries to drive, but fails] Oh no. The controls aren't working! They probably rusted from being in the water for too long!
 * Peridot: Then how are we gonna get to the tournament?
 * Steven: I'm sorry, Peridot, but it looks like we're gonna have to go back home...
 * Peridot: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
 * Sonic: [off-screen] Are you sure about that?
 * K.O.: Hey, guys! Look, it's my friend, Sonic, and his friends, Tails, Knuckles and Amy!
 * Sonic: We were driving to the airport, but then Dr. Robotnik drove our car into the river!
 * K.O.: That's like how Bloo drove our car into the river!
 * Tails: We didn't know what to do...
 * Knuckles: So we planned on going home...
 * Amy Rose: When Sonic realised that he could just take us one by one and run us with his supersonic speed to the airport!
 * K.O.: Awesome! Say, why don't you help us get to the airport too!
 * Sonic: Great idea!
 * [When Sonic is done carrying everyone to the airport]
 * Maia: Thank you so much, Sonic! If it weren't for you, we wouldn't have gotten to the airport.
 * Sonic: No problem. I'm always here to help.
 * Bloo: Ugh. Lemme out now!
 * Mac: No, Bloo, you caused trouble throughout the whole car ride.
 * Peridot: We're here... we're actually HERE!!!
 * Steven: Peri, we're not in New Sanfranyorkyo yet, we're just at the airport.
 * Peridot: HOORAY!!!!!!!
 * Steven: Oh, boy...

Scene 3: The Airport/Meeting Up With Kabuki Ramirez-Akiyama and His Friends

 * [In the airport]
 * Bloo: Here we are.... Ugh....
 * Kody: Shut up blue freak, no one is talking to you!
 * Sonic: Who are you calling blue freak?!
 * Kody: Not you, I was talking to this guy. [points to Bloo]
 * Sonic: Oh, right, sorry.
 * Sadie: I can't wait for this tournament.
 * Mac: Yeah, me too.
 * Kabuki: [off-screen] Yo, everyone!
 * K.O.: [sees Kabuki and the others] Kabuki! You guys!
 * Maia: Kabuki, friends! You're here too?
 * Kabuki: Yep!
 * Steven: How was your days of wrestling?
 * Jasper: Yeah, we'd like to know.
 * Kabuki: Oh, they're going great.
 * Sebastian: Mm-hm. He's getting stronger and stronger by the day.
 * Callie: Yup.
 * Xiang Li: [signing]
 * Callie: [interpreting Xiang Li] Totally.
 * Conor: Ah.
 * Spinel: What is he doing, and what is he saying?
 * Callie: He's saying that Kabuki has trained a lot more than we expected.
 * Kabuki: That's right!
 * Maia: Hm, I think I know about his language.... just a little actually.
 * K.O.: So you're saying he can't hear?
 * Sebastian: He can hear, but one ear....
 * Kabuki: He was given an ear piece to hear without both.
 * Xiang Li: [signing]
 * Callie: [interpreting Xiang Li] Correct, but loud noises makes it hurt. I do not like that at all. Anyway, I am Xiang Li, it's a pleasure to meet you all....
 * Sonic: Okay, we'll try not to make loud noises. I'm Sonic, by the way. These are my friends, Tails, Amy, and Knuckles.
 * Sadie: I'm Sadie!
 * Lars: I'm Lars!
 * Spinel: I'm Spinel!
 * Mac: I'm Mac, and this my buddy, Bloo!
 * Bloo: Nice to meet you other freaks....
 * Irving: Pardon us?
 * Deborah: Yeah, pardon us?
 * Zach: Now that's not nice, buddy....
 * Callie: What's up with Bloo?
 * K.O.: He's really annoying, we had to put him in this barrier so he can't escape.
 * Lucy: At least he won't even cause trouble around here.....
 * Kody: He's really given all of us a headache....
 * Kabuki: Too bad for him..... so anyway, where are you guys going?
 * Maia: We're going to the GCC in New Sanfranyorkyo!
 * Kabuki: Really? Us too!
 * Xiang Li: [signing]
 * Callie: [interpreting Xiang Li] I'm excited too!
 * Amy: So am I!
 * [In the security check]
 * Lucas: Mama, I've never ride in an airport before.
 * Edna: Oh, you'll be okay, dear.
 * Bloo: What are those guys at the security check doing?
 * Annie: Hey, look! There's Kabuki with Maia, K.O., and the rest!
 * Steven: Oh hey, look! It's Gena, Otto, Annie and Ms. Akiyama!
 * [The rest of the gang walk to the security check]
 * Kabuki: Mom, we met our newer friends....
 * Steven: This is Sadie and Lars. Oh and this is Spinel, she's also a Gem. She was a friend of Pink Diamond, but recently she plots for revenge on the earth until she change and lives with the Diamonds.
 * K.O.: This is Sonic the Hedgehog with his friends Tails, Amy, and Knuckles. I remember meeting Sonic and Tails before, He saved me from Lord Boxman when I was turn into a robot.
 * Sonic: That's right!
 * Bloo: Ahem, what about us?!
 * Mac: Shut up! [laughs] Sorry about that, I'm Mac and this is Bloo.
 * Annie: Why is he in a cage?
 * Kody: He push Steven out of the limo! Oh man you should've seen what he just did, he drove the limo madly and was about to destroy this limo once and for all! But thanks to us we stopped him and the limo is save unfortunately it's ruined and we won't be able to make, until Sonic along with the others shows up and help us get to the airport. And as for Bloo, we decided to put him in the jar, that way he won't bother us again.
 * Edna: [looks at Bloo bitterly] You should be ashamed of yourself, young man....
 * Bloo: Aw... [looks down sadly]
 * Gena: Anyway, this is our new hermanito, Lucas!
 * Lapis Lazulli: He's so adorable....
 * Lucy: Hi Lucas....
 * Steven: Hi, I'm Steven Universe. Welcome to the club!
 * Tails: Hello!
 * Knuckles: Pretty cool name.
 * Maia: He looks so cute! Hello, Lucas....
 * Shaggy Rogers: What's up, little dude?
 * Scooby-Doo: Hey, Lucas.
 * Lucas: The doggie talks!
 * Kabuki: That's right, he's the world's famous Great Dane in the universe.
 * Otto: His name is Scooby-Doo.
 * Sonic: Hey, Lucas, you wanna see something cool? [runs super fast around the airport]
 * Edna: Wha-?
 * Callie: He's so fast!
 * Lucas: [clapping] Again, again!
 * Edna: No, no... I think we've had enough running around for the day...
 * Steven: How did you get Lucas to stay up so late? It's 1:45 in the morning...
 * Edna: We fed him something he can't resist, candy, to give him energy.
 * Steven:  Ah.
 * K.O.: Shouldn't we be going through security as well?
 * Steven: Oh yeah! You're right.
 * [At the security check]
 * Otto: It's time to go through the security check.
 * Peridot: What's a security check?
 * Steven: It's a device to check if you have anything dangerous or deadly that you want to bring on the plane.
 * K.O.: That sounds scary...
 * Enid: Oh, it's not a big deal.
 * Pearl: You guys will have to tell us a lot about this "plane" since we're Gems, and we don't know much about human stuff.
 * Bismuth: Yep.
 * Lapis Lazuli: Mm-hm.
 * Xiang Li: [signing]
 * Callie: [interpreting Xiang Li] You don't need to worry, we'll teach you all the way.
 * Steven: Xiang-Li's right. We'll help you.
 * Pearl: Thanks.
 * K.O.: No problem. It's time to go into the security check.
 * Radicles: [goes into the security check] Everything's good. I got no weapons.
 * Amethyst: [goes into the security check] Me too.
 * Enid: [goes into the security check] Me three.
 * [Jasper goes into the security check, and it beeps]
 * Jasper: Uh oh...
 * Lucas: Big woman! [screams like a girl]
 * Jasper: There there, little buddy.... [places hand on Lucas' shoulder]
 * Annie: Sorry, Jasper. Lucas can be a little... dramatic and petrified.
 * K.O.: Anyway, what did you have that made it beep.
 * Maia: I think it was this note written on her back. It says: "JASPER IS SUCKISH, BLOO RULES".
 * Kabuki: That idiot Bloo must've written that with a metal pen while we weren't looking.
 * Steven: Don't worry, I can remove it easily. [gets as tissue from a tissue dispenser and wipes the note off]
 * Jasper: Thanks a lot, Steven. As for you, Bloo...
 * Bloo: What? I only-
 * Jasper: [stuffs Bloo into her suitcase]
 * Bloo: Ugh...
 * [After everyone had gone into the security check with no problems]
 * K.O.: Man I'm really getting sick and tired of that blue freak harassing us like crazy.
 * Steven: Hey, tell me about it, that little trouble maker really likes to mess with us like crazy. But don't worry, he's stuck in that barrier which is inside the suitcase. So I doubt he'll annoy us....
 * Jasper: Mm-hm.
 * Otto: Now, when are we gonna get on this plane?
 * Edna: Not yet, Otto.
 * K.O.: We have to put our luggage on the conveyor belt so they can see if anything that is dangerous is in the luggage.
 * [At the luggage conveyor belt]
 * Steven: Are you guys ready to put your stuff on the conveyor belt?
 * Everyone: Yes!
 * Steven: Nice.
 * Mac: Alright, let's put our things on the belt.
 * Kabuki: Lucas, do you have your toy with you?
 * Lucas: Yes...?
 * Kabuki: I've got my bag....
 * Amy: I got mine....
 * Tails: And I got mine....
 * Xiang Li: [signing to Amy and Tails]
 * Callie: [interpreting Xiang Li] I have mine, as well...
 * Radicles: And mine too....
 * [When they're finished checking their luggage with no problem]
 * Enid: Alright. I guess all we have to do now is wait for our flight.
 * Knuckles: Yep, waiting on the flight.....
 * Jasper: I can't wait. I've never been on a flight before.
 * Enid: It's pretty cool.
 * Peridot: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I can't wait!
 * [After half an hour of waiting]
 * Woman: [through microphone, off-screen] First-class members can now "enter the dragon".
 * Kody: What's the "dragon"?
 * Steven: I heard that they call the planes to New Sanfranyorkyo "dragons".
 * Maia: Huh. Cool.
 * Bloo: Now it's time to go into the stupid dragon or whatever.
 * Edna: What did you say, young man?
 * Bloo: Uh... er... nothing!

The Dragon Performance/Bloo's Revenge

 * [When Steven and the gang arrive on the plane]
 * Steven: Wow! These first-class seats are SWEET!
 * K.O.: Let's sit down!
 * Peridot: Yay! Yay!
 * Xiang Li: [sees Peridot excited and looks at the others signing]
 * Callie: [interpreting] Steven, your friend here is very excited. I never saw her going crazy before.
 * Steven: Yeah, she's so hyped about that place.
 * Bismuth: Occasionally, she's always hyped on most exciting plans we do.
 * Callie: Always a hyped person....
 * Amy: Sonic, what do you think the performance will be like?
 * Sonic: Um, what performance?
 * Spinel: Here's one thing I do remember that Steven told me, whenever you get on the dragon, they do a dragon fire show before the plane takes off.
 * Edna: I hope you guys help yourselves get some popcorn.
 * Gena: Got it!
 * Kody: Same here!
 * [When the performers of the fire show come]
 * Maia: Look, it's starting!
 * Conor: Shh... shh... shh...
 * Lucy: Shhhhhh.....
 * [The fire show starts, as the performers bring out sticks with fire on the tip and starts flinging them in the air and catching them while doing other tricks with them]
 * Tails: I'm not sure about this... isn't this... like... dangerous?
 * Steven: Don't worry, Tails, these guys are trained professionals.
 * Bloo: [bangs on suitcase, trying to escape to ruin the fire show and escapes]
 * Steven: He's escape! Grabbed him!
 * [Steven and the others tackled Bloo and locks him in the suitcase]
 * K.O.: We've got you now, Bloo!
 * Bloo: Ugh...
 * Knuckles: Face it, dude. You're literally a blue blob. You're no Lord Boxman when it comes to trapping you.
 * Otto: More like Botman....
 * Lucas: Dragons are awesome!
 * Callie: Of course, Lucas.
 * Kabuki: Woah! This is incredible!!
 * Connie: They're so cool!
 * Ben: Do you think I should join in?
 * Maia: Um, I'm not sure, it might be too dangerous.
 * Sonic: Well, do you think I can join in?
 * Steven: Guys, let's just keep things easy for now.
 * K.O.: Sounds good.
 * Enid: I hear ya Steven.
 * Radicles: Look! The dragon is coming!
 * [A dragon bursts into the scene]
 * Jasper: I could imagine that's a real dragon!
 * Amethyst: That's because it is!
 * Knuckles: Really? That's awesome!
 * Amy Rose: Right! Cool, isn't it?
 * Kabuki: Yup!
 * Callie: It's huge, also!
 * Otto: My gosh, you guys are right, it's ginormous!
 * Jasper: Not to mention that this thing is bigger than me.
 * K.O.: Oh, Jasper, you're not that big...
 * Maia: I've never seen a mythical creature like that before!
 * Sonic: Wait, I'm not a mythical creature?
 * Gena: Well... uh...
 * Dendy: Aren't the Gems mythical creatures?
 * Peridot: HECK YES! WE'RE MYTHICAL, OF COURSE!
 * Xiang Li: [signing]
 * Callie: [interpreting Xiang Li] It's SUPER big!!
 * Bloo: Can't the plane just fly already?!
 * K.O.: No, Bloo, be patient!
 * Maia: Yeah, you better be quiet or else!
 * Bloo: Or else what?
 * Kody: I'll knock the heck outta you!
 * Steven: Kody's right, so shut your mouth!
 * Spinel: Yeah, don't make it worse!
 * Bloo: [sighs]
 * Peridot: Now be quiet!
 * K.O.: Mm-hm!
 * Jasper: Now, let's just continue watching the dragon show.
 * Knuckles: Uh oh...
 * Enid: What is it?
 * Radicles: It's over... [points to the suitcase jumping which Bloo was doing it]
 * Amethyst: Bloo, you idiot, you held us up!
 * Bloo: OH YEAH?! [escapes the suitcase]
 * Steven: Hey, where do you think you're going?!
 * Bloo: Back to CN City, of course! [runs into the cockpit]
 * Terry: Um, sir, can you go back to your seat?
 * Bloo: HECK NO!
 * Steven: [runs over] Hey, what are you doing Bl- Terry? What are you doing here?
 * Terry: Oh, hey, kid!
 * Steven: Didn't you say that you had to stay back at the store?
 * Terry: Oh, my boss made an exception for today. Uh.....
 * Steven: You're looking at this jerk? He's Bloo, he can't help but be a big nuisance.
 * Bloo: SHUT IT! [about to take the control wheel]
 * Steven:  [takes Bloo and pins him down] THAT'S IT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! FOR THIS ENTIRE TRIP, YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT HARASS EVERYONE! NOW, IS ANYONE HERE A COP?!
 * [Silence for two seconds]
 * Sonic: Hey, I know someone who's a cop! Can I borrow your phone, Steven?
 * Steven: Uh... sure.
 * Sonic: Thanks! [grabs phone and dials number] Oh, hey Tom! This idiot Bloo is driving everyone crazy and he's gone outta control. Can you come over and arrest him? He's on a dragon from Empire City Airport.
 * Tom:  [on phone] Sure thing, Sonic!
 * Sonic: Cool, thanks! [hangs up]
 * K.O.: Who was that you were talking to?
 * Sonic: Oh, that was Tom Wachowski, he was a police officer and a friend of mine.
 * K.O.: Tom, huh? I never heard of that guy...
 * Steven:  Yeah, me neither.
 * Maia: Exactly, what is he gonna do to Bloo?
 * Sonic: [sighs] Tom is going to arrest Bloo for his behavior, Maia....
 * [Tom comes]
 * Bloo: Well, this is a bummer....
 * Tom: Well punk, you're under arrest for your behavior and getting everyone killed!
 * Bloo: [sighs sadly]
 * Sonic: Mac, I want to apologize about your friend, but he doesn't have a choice you know...
 * Mac: It's.... I just wanna be alone for a while. If you wanna go see me, I'm at the back of the plane. [leaves the scene]
 * Pearl: Is he gonna be okay?
 * Steven: I hope so, I mean what other choice do we have Pearl?
 * Pearl: [shrugs]
 * Terry: [through microphone, off screen] The dragon will take off in five minutes. Everybody, get into your seats.
 * Steven: Guys, that's our cue. Let's go.

The Dragon Flight

 * [The plane has started and flies off into the distance]
 * Edna: Here we are!
 * Gena: Mama, I can't believe we're flying!
 * Annie: I wonder if it could be a Japanese dragon....
 * [K.O. and the others look out the window]
 * K.O.: Well, I'll be! It does look like a dragon!
 * Lapis Lazuli: It's pretty colorful.
 * Spinel: You know what I say?
 * Bismuth: What do you say, Spinel?
 * Spinel: The more style, the better!
 * Steven: Exactly. Hey, let's see what's on our TV screens!
 * Maia: Great idea!
 * [They turn on their TV screens]
 * Lucas: Woah! Movies, yay!!
 * Tails: That's right, Lucas! There are a lot of movies!
 * Conor: I don't know which one to watch first, in fact!
 * Peridot: Maybe... this one? The Magic Serpent!
 * Lapis Lazuli: Oh, I think that sounds good!
 * Gena: I know which one to watch first, the 47 Ronin.
 * Lucy: You guys, the best one of them all is obviously Dinosaurs of China.
 * Steven: [chuckles] Guys, I get it, there's a lot of movies!
 * K.O.: Mm-hm. I'm gonna watch... hmmm...
 * Steven: Maybe a Godzilla movie?
 * K.O.: Like the 1954 classic?
 * Maia: Yeah, maybe.
 * Enid: Didn't we see that guy in the theater?
 * K.O.: Yeah, where he was fighting against the Daleks and Cyberman.
 * Radicles: Who are those guys again?
 * K.O.: These are the characters from Doctor Who of course, they're the race of aliens that they can conquer the world and send every monster to destroy the cities.
 * Radicles: Ah, I never watched Doctor Who.
 * Enid: Me neither.
 * K.O.: There are other types of Doctors you guys that you don't know, like 1st Doctor, 2nd Doctor, 3rd Doctor, 4th Doctor, 5th Doctor, 6th Doctor, 7th Doctor, 8th Doctor, 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor, 13th Doctor, 14-
 * Gumball: Alright! We get it! I mean, that's very interesting....
 * Darwin: Yeah, very interesting....
 * Steven: Guys, they have Doctor Who on the TVs, so you can watch that.
 * Craig: Sounds good, but what do you wanna watch, Kelsey?
 * Kelsey: The Lost World! A place filled with Dinosaurs and Prehistoric Monsters...
 * JP: Or The Beasts Are On The Streets!
 * Sonic: Why not the Gremlins?
 * Chowder: I love the Gremlins! They're so cute and cuddling!!!!
 * Mordecai: No... no, I'd put them along the lines of "creepy" and "disturbing".
 * Chowder: They are not! Have you even seen Gremlins?
 * Mordecai: Yeah, have you seen Gremlins?
 * Chowder: No, I guess not... I guess I just looked at the poster... but never mind, they're watching!
 * JP: Who's watching?
 * Dexter: What is it with that Chowder guy and breaking the fourth wall?
 * Steven: We all do it sometimes.
 * Chowder: [humming]
 * Sonic: May you please stop humming?
 * Chowder: What? So far, many of us haven't gotten to speak for the whole movie!
 * JP: WE'RE IN A MOVIE?
 * Rigby: Settle down, Chowder, you don't need to give the viewers a hard time...
 * Chowder: Oh, sorry.
 * Steven: It's ok. You guys enjoy your stuff, I'm gonna try to rest for a few hours. [lies down and drifts off to rest]
 * Chowder: Ah, he's asleep now.
 * Craig: I have a question - what is the fourth walll?
 * Sonic: The space which separates a performer or performance from an audience.
 * Knuckles: [comes up in front of screen] Hm. Sounds... uh... cool.
 * K.O.: Uh... yeah.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Well, shall we change the topic?
 * Scooby-Doo: Sounds good to me.
 * Yogi Bear: Mm-hm. I agree with you as well.
 * Enid: Any better ideas then?
 * Lion-O: Um... well, let's just NOT talk about how my show was a critical failure.
 * Maia: I thought people liked Thundercats?
 * Mao Mao: Well, they hate Thundercats Roar.
 * JP: Well, Lion-O, I hope one day you can be rebooted into someone strong.
 * Radicles: Like me!
 * Spinel: Guess what people also hate Teen Titans Go!
 * Peridot: Exactly!
 * Ben: And the Ben 10 reboot!
 * Peridot: Exactly!
 * Buttercup: And the Powerpuff Girls reboot!
 * Peridot: Exactly!
 * Lion-O: Guys, didn't I tell you NOT to talk about how my show was a critical failure?
 * Spinel: Sorry!
 * Maia: One more thing. How would all you guys like it if I turn you into your original forms?
 * ALL REBOOTED CHARACTERS: YES! YES! YES!!!
 * Maia: Well... here I go.
 * [Maia turns all rebooted characters into their original forms]
 * Lion-O: Ah. That's much better. Thank you so much, Maia!
 * Maia: I'm happy to help.
 * K.O.: Guys, I'm glad your back to your original forms.
 * Ben: And we're happy too, K.O.
 * Sonic: And I'm happy I'm not my weird, old movie form.
 * Craig: Thank gosh the movie studio fixed you.
 * Mac:
 * Shaggy Rogers:
 * Scooby-Doo:
 * TBA