Thread:GreenGrassCreeper34/@comment-24839525-20170805014316/@comment-24839525-20170805203313

Jameson: Breaking news! Some kid in a suit has stopped a pesky robber named Dick. We are now getting live footage about this kid.

(The news then shows a bunch of people and Spiderkid)

Officer: So tell us, Kid! How are you able to stop that criminal?