Rant On... SpongeBob SquarePants & Star vs. the Forces of Evil: The Musical Movie!

Rant On...SpongeBob SquarePants & Star vs. the Forces of Evil: The Musical Movie! is the fourth episode of Rant On directed by Seth MacFarlane.

Premise
Mike, Joey, Timmy, and Ricky review SpongeBob SquarePants & Star vs. the Forces of Evil: The Music Movie. A crossover between SpongeBob and Star vs. the Forces of Evil.

Characters

 * Mike
 * Joey
 * Ricky
 * Timmy
 * SpongeBob SquarePants & Star vs. the Forces of Evil: The Music Movie characters (archive recordings) episodes

Transcript

 * The episode starts with Mike having a conversation with Timmy at his house.
 * Mike: Hey Timmy! Do you have the bleach?
 * Timmy: Nope.
 * Mike: But why?
 * Timmy: I forgot it at home. Also, why are you arguing? Isn’t there some bleach at you're house?
 * Mike: Nope. We ran out of bleach a few days ago.
 * Timmy: Plus, why do you need bleach anyway?
 * Mike: Because....we’re reviewing something!
 * Joey: Reviewing? Count me in! Only if it’s not violent tho :(
 * Mike: It won’t be violent. Plus, we have everyone here!
 * Joey: But don’t you think we’re missing someone, Mike?
 * Mike: Oh right! We’re missing Ricky! I’ll go call him on my cellphone and tell him to bring more bleach.
 * 4 minutes later...
 * Ricky: Alright! I’m here. I’ve even bought some bleach incase if inappropriate stuff is seen.
 * Timmy: Okay, Mike. Which movie/show/special/tv movie/direct-to-dvd stuff are we watching?
 * Mike: Well, it’s actually a crossover.
 * Joey: It’s a Tom & Jerry crossover isn’t it?
 * Mike: Nope. It’s way more different then a Tom & Jerry crossover.
 * Mike: It’s a SpongeBob SquarePants & Star vs. the Forces of Evil: The Musical Movie! Review!
 * Silence.
 * Joey: Uh, what?
 * Mike: You heard me. It’s a SpongeBob SquarePants & Star vs. the Forces of Evil: The Music Movie!
 * More silence.
 * Mike: Whatever! Let’s just review it.
 * Timmy: Hold on.
 * Mike: ?
 * Timmy: Wasn’t SpongeBob SquarePants’ creator, Stephen Hillenburg, strict with crossovers that had his characters in it?
 * Mike: Yes, he was, but this was made in the same year he died. Nickelodeon then decided to be disrespectful by making two spinoffs: The Patrick Star Show, and Kamp Koral.
 * Joey: But he did knew about Kamp Koral.
 * Ricky: Yeah. Don’t forget he was an executive producer and the art director on the movie.
 * Joey: But, what’s the movie’s plot anyway?
 * Mike: It’s a 2018 American crossover animated musical action adventure comedy-drama film directed by Dominic Bisignano and Paul Tibbitt and produced by Paramount Animation, Walt Disney Pictures, Nickelodeon Movies, The Kerner Entertainment Company, and United Plankton Pictures and distributed by Paramount Pictures in North America and Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures in International. It is a crossover between SpongeBob SquarePants and Star vs. the Forces of Evil.
 * Joey: Yes, but what IS the idea of the movie’s plot?
 * Mike: There is no plot.
 * All: *silence*
 * Mike: Yep. The creator of the idea forgot to write a plot for it.
 * Right now.

Ending

 * Mike: We’re just gonna end the episode right here.
 * Mike: No reviews, no nothin’. But always make sure to write a plot for you're film so people can see it! That way, they’ll think it’s cool.