DreamWorks Toontanic: A Summer Vacation (2004 Film)/Trailer transcripts

Teaser Trailer

 * ("Horses and Train" from "The Lighthorsemen" plays)


 * (Shows 1997 DreamWorks Pictures logo, as seen on Shrek 2.)

Something BIG is Coming...


 * Narrator (Unknown): Something big is coming.

Something beyond IMAGINATION...


 * Narrator: Something beyond imagination.

It's not an ICEBERG...


 * Narrator: It's not an Iceberg...

It's not a WHALE...


 * Narrator: It's not a Whale...

So, it must be...

TOONTANIC: A SUMMER VACATION
 * Narrator: So, it must be...
 * Lazlo (from Camp Lazlo): (screaming)
 * Narrator: Cartoon Character in the Future.
 * Lazlo (from Camp Lazlo): Oh, good to see you.
 * Raj (from Camp Lazlo): (screaming) What a trip!
 * ("Jump, Jive and Wail" plays)
 * Narrator: Set sail for the ultimate adventure.
 * Edward (from Camp Lazlo): There's nothing like a cruise to clean the sand out of your wicket, aye?
 * (Bumps small ship)
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory): Sorry.
 * (Bumps again)
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory): My fault.
 * Mario (from Super Mario): Oops.
 * (The bottom part of the pirate ship zooms in three times.)
 * Narrator: And the tale of the biggest shark in the sea.
 * Lazlo (from Camp Lazlo): Something touched me!
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory): Hold on, Lazlo!
 * (Kirby throws the ring, and the ring lands into the sea.)
 * Raj (from Camp Lazlo): You are pathetic.
 * Narrator: Big News! The future of cartoon characters you love are back!
 * Narrator: Toontanic: A Summer Vacation!

THIS SUMMER, CARTOON OUT!

IN THEATERS JULY 15th
 * Narrator: This Summer, cartoon out!
 * Kids: (The bus crashes the word "CARTOON") (screaming)
 * Luigi (from Super Mario): Tree! Cabin! Underwear!

Theatrical Trailer

 * (Same as the trailer for Shrek 2, Shows DreamWorks Pictures logo 1999 without "SKG" between two lines.)
 * Lazlo (from Camp Lazlo) (Off-screen): All right, name the town. I'll be on my way in the morning.
 * Lazlo (from Camp Lazlo) (On-screen): What? Antartica? Y-you don't want me to go there.
 * Narrator (Unknown): In a land of mystery...
 * Edward (from Camp Lazlo) (Audio slightly out of sync): Antartica! (Points to the star on the board) It's the other end of the world!
 * (Lazlo cries next to the fallen weed)
 * Narrator: In a town full of troubles...
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory): Antartica, the coldest, place in the world!
 * Raj (from Camp Lazlo): Those people do not know right from wrong.
 * Narrator: It's up to one reluctant spidermonkey.
 * Raj (from Camp Lazlo): You are Lazlo! You are a big shot! I have... (We see Raj holding a plush doll of Lazlo in his Jack costume) the Lazlo plush toy.
 * Narrator: With the help of some fearless friends.
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory) (Audio out of sync): We are... the pirates band of misfits!
 * Kirby: Oh, you know that's right.
 * Mario (from Super Mario): Nothing.
 * Kirby: Zilch.
 * Mario (from Super Mario): Nada.
 * Lazlo (from Camp Lazlo) (Unamused): Oh, lovely.
 * [thunder]
 * Narrator: To go where nobody has dared to go.
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory): We got trouble!
 * Kirby: You were... y-you were...
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory): Fish food!

DreamWorks Pictures Presents

TOONTANIC: A SUMMER VACATION July 15th
 * Narrator: DreamWorks Pictures Presents...
 * Kids: (The van rips through the screen) (screaming)
 * Narrator: Charles Martinet.
 * (Lazlo jumps off the plank wearing a duck-shaped life preserver, then we cut to him, and the pirates tied up at three target posts.)
 * Narrator: Michael Douglas.
 * Clarence (Worrying): Oh...
 * Luigi (from Super Mario) (Worrying): Dear.
 * (The clotheslines snap, and they and the kids scream)
 * Narrator: Richard Yearwood.
 * Mario (from Super Mario) (Breaking up the fight): Perhaps I can be of assistance!
 * (Mario, Kirby, and Dexter run from the motor, then as Lazlo runs, he gets hit by Edward's wooden map.)
 * Mario (from Super Mario): Whoops.
 * Narrator: and… Ewan McGregor.
 * Raj (from Camp Lazlo): That is only half true. My mother was an elephant, my father was a rhino, but I am okay with that now.
 * Narrator: They may be fresh.
 * Iggy Koopa (from Super Mario): What? They were fresh when we caught them!
 * (Iggy and Lemmy chortles as Mario walks away)
 * Narrator: They may be feisty.
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory): (To Raj) Didn't I tell you to get of my Pirate Ship, you lousy leaf-eater?
 * (When the bowling ball stops rolling into the cannon, Raj sticks his head out with a teacup.)
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory) (Voice-over): Fire one!
 * [BOOM!]
 * Raj (from Camp Lazlo) (While being launched): I'm...
 * Narrator: But soon, they may be... lunch.
 * Narrator: "Toontanic: A Summer Vacation."
 * Narrator: On July 15th.
 * Raj (from Camp Lazlo): It has been delightful, but I must go now. (Runs away)

Home Video Trailer (Coming Soon)
DreamWorks Pictures Presents TOONTANIC: A SUMMER VACATION Coming November 20th to Video and DVD
 * (Same as the trailer for Shrek 2, Shows DreamWorks Home Entertainment 1998 logo.)
 * Narrator (Unknown): In a land of mystery...
 * Edward (from Camp Lazlo) (Audio slightly out of sync): Antartica! (Points to the star on the board) It's the other end of the world!
 * (Lazlo cries next to the fallen weed)
 * Narrator: In a town full of troubles...
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory): Antartica, the coldest, place in the world!
 * Raj (from Camp Lazlo): Those people do not know right from wrong.
 * Narrator: It's up to one reluctant spidermonkey.
 * Raj (from Camp Lazlo): You are Lazlo! You are a big shot! I have... (We see Raj holding a plush doll of Lazlo in his Jack costume) the Lazlo plush toy.
 * Narrator: With the help of some fearless friends.
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory) (Audio out of sync): We are... the pirates who band of misfits!
 * Kirby: Oh, you know that's right.
 * Mario (from Super Mario): Nothing.
 * Kirby: Zilch.
 * Mario (from Super Mario): Nada.
 * Lazlo (from Camp Lazlo) (Unamused): Oh, lovely.
 * [thunder]
 * Narrator: To go where nobody has dared to go.
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory): We got trouble!
 * Kirby: You were... y-you were...
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory): Fish food!
 * Narrator: DreamWorks Pictures Presents...
 * Kids: (The bus rips through the screen) (screaming)
 * Narrator: Charles Martinet.
 * (Lazlo jumps off the plank wearing a duck-shaped life preserver, then we cut to him, and the pirates tied up at three target posts.)
 * Narrator: Michael Douglas.
 * Clarence (Worrying): Oh...
 * Luigi (from Super Mario) (Worrying): Dear.
 * (The clotheslines snap, and they and the kids scream)
 * Narrator: Richard Yearwood.
 * Mario (from Super Mario) (Breaking up the fight): Perhaps I can be of assistance!
 * (Mario, Kirby, and Dexter run from the motor, then as Lazlo runs, he gets hit by Edward's wooden map.)
 * Mario (from Super Mario): Whoops.
 * Narrator: and… Ewan McGregor.
 * Raj (from Camp Lazlo): That is only half true. My mother was an elephant, my father was a rhino, but I am okay with that now.
 * Narrator: They may be fresh.
 * Iggy Koopa (from Super Mario): What? They were fresh when we caught them!
 * (Iggy and Lemmy chortles as Mario walks away)
 * Narrator: They may be feisty.
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory): (To Raj) Didn't I tell you to get of my Pirate Ship, you lousy leaf-eater?
 * (When the bowling ball stops rolling into the cannon, Raj sticks his head out with a teacup.)
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory) (Voice-over): Fire one!
 * [BOOM!]
 * Raj (from Camp Lazlo) (While being launched): I'm...
 * Narrator: But soon, they may be... lunch.
 * Narrator: "Toontanic: A Summer Vacation".
 * Raj (from Camp Lazlo): It has been delightful, but I must go now. (Runs away)

Home Video Trailer (Now Available)
DreamWorks Pictures Presents TOONTANIC: A SUMMER VACATION Now on Video and DVD
 * (Same as the trailer for Shrek 2, Shows DreamWorks Animation Early 2004 logo.)
 * Narrator (Unknown): In a land of mystery...
 * Edward (from Camp Lazlo) (Audio slightly out of sync): Antartica! (Points to the star on the board) It's the other end of the world!
 * (Lazlo cries next to the fallen weed)
 * Narrator: In a town full of troubles...
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory): Antartica, the coldest, place in the world!
 * Raj (from Camp Lazlo): Those people do not know right from wrong.
 * Narrator: It's up to one reluctant spidermonkey.
 * Raj (from Camp Lazlo): You are Lazlo! You are a big shot! I have... (We see Raj holding a plush doll of Lazlo in his Jack costume) the Lazlo plush toy.
 * Narrator: With the help of some fearless friends.
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory) (Audio out of sync): We are... the pirates who band of misfits!
 * Kirby: Oh, you know that's right.
 * Mario (from Super Mario): Nothing.
 * Kirby: Zilch.
 * Mario (from Super Mario): Nada.
 * Lazlo (from Camp Lazlo) (Unamused): Oh, lovely.
 * [thunder]
 * Narrator: To go where nobody has dared to go.
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory): We got trouble!
 * Kirby: You were... y-you were...
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory): Fish food!
 * Narrator: DreamWorks Pictures Presents...
 * Kids: (The bus rips through the screen) (screaming)
 * Narrator: Charles Martinet.
 * (Lazlo jumps off the plank wearing a duck-shaped life preserver, then we cut to him, and the pirates tied up at three target posts.)
 * Narrator: Michael Douglas.
 * Clarence (Worrying): Oh...
 * Luigi (from Super Mario) (Worrying): Dear.
 * (The clotheslines snap, and they and the kids scream)
 * Narrator: Richard Yearwood.
 * Mario (from Super Mario) (Breaking up the fight): Perhaps I can be of assistance!
 * (Mario, Kirby, and Dexter run from the motor, then as Lazlo runs, he gets hit by Edward's wooden map.)
 * Mario (from Super Mario): Whoops.
 * Narrator: and… Ewan McGregor.
 * Raj (from Camp Lazlo): That is only half true. My mother was an elephant, my father was a rhino, but I am okay with that now.
 * Narrator: They may be fresh.
 * Iggy Koopa (from Super Mario): What? They were fresh when we caught them!
 * (Iggy and Lemmy chortles as Mario walks away)
 * Narrator: They may be feisty.
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory): (To Raj) Didn't I tell you to get of my Pirate Ship, you lousy leaf-eater?
 * (When the bowling ball stops rolling into the cannon, Raj sticks his head out with a teacup.)
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory) (Voice-over): Fire one!
 * [BOOM!]
 * Raj (from Camp Lazlo) (While being launched): I'm...
 * Narrator: But soon, they may be... lunch.
 * Narrator: "Toontanic: A Summer Vacation".
 * Raj (from Camp Lazlo): It has been delightful, but I must go now. (Runs away)