Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls (TV show)/The Black Hole (original pilot)/Transcript


 * [a close up of the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies, which are depicted extremely realistic. The camera zooms in to the Milky Way galaxy and to a shot of Milky Way's house outside. The next shot shows Milky Way's bedroom in her house, with Milky Way is reading a book. It then shows between the Milky Way and the Andromeda galaxies beginning to collide and Milky Way still reading the book. When the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies collide, Milky Way becomes shocked suddenly noticing this. Cut to the space street billboard in the Milky Way galaxy.]
 * [Billboard going to static, then showing a bust shot of Milky Way.]
 * Milky Way: Everyone! EVERYONE! Evacuate this galaxy! NOW!! This galaxy and Andromeda are going to be colliding and everyone's probably going to die, so move your butts FAST!
 * [beat, then all the space cats laugh hard]
 * Jack the cat: Oh man, what a funny joke!
 * Milky Way: IT'S NOT A JOKE!
 * Bill the cat: What makes you think that?
 * [beat]
 * Jack the cat: Your butt.
 * [Bill the cat becomes shocked after Jack's
 * Milky Way cats: [laughing harder]
 * Bill the cat: I hate my life.
 * Milky Way: Guys, GUYS! We don't need to start a lame fight here. Just get ready to escape immediately!
 * Bill the cat: SEE?! I trust her, you dumbnuts!
 * Jack the cat: Whatever floats your dang boat!