WWIII/Trailer transcripts

Trailer 1

 * [Scenes from the Battle at Morum Power Plant are shown. Cut to the inside of the Orbiton, which is supposed to lead viewers to think that the footage is from a battleship instead of the space station.]
 * [Anthony answers an intercom after at an attack station]
 * Anthony Took: Uh, yeah, uh, everything is under control. Everything is... completely basic.
 * Voice: What are you calling me about?
 * Anthony Took: [nervous] Uh, we kinda lost the server, but, uh, yeah, uh... reconnected. We are okay. We are all okay here, thank you. So, what is going on with you? [cringing] Dammit why did I do that?
 * Voice: We are sending the Shock Squad to your floor.
 * Took: NO! Uh... I mean... well... the atomic pile has gone haywire here now. Give us a minute to lock it down. Extremely, super deadly, nuclear radiation everywhere-
 * Voice: We don't have an atomic furnace... wait, who duh F are you? What is your server ID code?
 * Took: Uh... 2625-3825-2868.
 * [Anthony shoots the intercom]
 * Took: [muttering] Bulls*it conversation anyway. BILL, GET YOUR NUT BALLS READY!!
 * [Screen fades to black.]
 * Ben's Voice: Nunquam MINORIS AESTIMO potestatem animi uti magicae ... .... magicae potentia animi
 * [Shows various action scenes throughout the music with action music playing, cut to a dune in Ajim.]
 * R: Follow the seaweed on the boulders.
 * C: R, first of all, that is stupid. Second of all, there is no ocean in sight. How could that be seaweed? Moss, yes. Maybe even some tentacle. But sea grass? No.
 * R: Fine, idiot nihilist.
 * C: Don't talk to me like that, you obese creation of carcass foreskin!
 * R: And YOU are made of spam and ground up children!
 * [Text reading "WWIII" appears at the end.]