Vanquish of the Night/Quotes

Start of Match

 * "No Facebook, No Netflix... Damn! Just great!" - Spawning
 * "San Fran's quite lively sometimes, nah?" - Spawning
 * "This feels like The Walking Dead!" - Spawning

Weapons

 * "FN FAL? I kind of like this!" - Buying FN FAL from wall buy
 * "The Kar98k, a ancient relic from the Eastern Front of WW2.. Why should I buy it anyway?" Buying Kar98k from wall
 * "This prototype never got to come to fruition... Mmm, Prototype..." - Buying G11 from wall
 * "Revolver? I'll take this partner!" - Buying Taurus Raging Bull
 * "If the MG42 was Hitler's Buzzsaw, then this Goebbels's Blade" - Buying STG-44 from the wall
 * "AK-47, seen this a lot in many movies" - Buying AK-47 from the wall
 * "These assault rifles are everywhere. Perhaps I've got Special Forces quality skill in my DNA?" - Buying Assault Rifle from the box
 * "Swerve & LEAAAAAN!!!!" - Buying an SMG from the box
 * "Ain't this your favorite, Truck? Interested in making a deal?" - Buying a LMG from the box
 * "Won't get to know what hit them.... Hehe" - Buying a Sniper Rifle from box
 * "I like the Assault Rifles, but i love to put some holes in their abdomens... Mmmm, abdomens" - Buying a Shotgun from the box
 * "Boring... Where's the epic stuff and everything else?" - Buying a Handgun from the box
 * "And... Ugh, what makes you special?" - Buying a Machine Pistol from the box
 * "Back in to the Future With You!" - Buying a Ray Gun (Reference to 1985's Back to the Future)

Power Ups

 * "Full Power, Maximum Capacity!" - Max Ammo
 * "Why that was... weird. Really, just weird" - Nuke
 * "Double the Killing Machine!" - Double Points
 * "To Hurt is Human... To Kill is Divine!" - Insta-Kill
 * "This rebuilds barriers..... Nice try, i'm STILL not buying" - Carpenter
 * "Black Friday, for zombies!" - Fire Sale
 * "How would Truck put this? Oh yeah! (Mimicking Truck's Voice) Gatlin' Gun!" - Death Machine

Perks

 * "Good lord, it smells like.. Like, blood!" - Quick Revive
 * "So what does this do? Make me a.... Rabbit? On the taste, through, this is like Tab" - Speed Cola
 * "(*Gulps, then vomits*) Christ's sake, I've never vomited... But this tastes like aluminum or something.." - Double Tap Root Beer
 * "To repair barriers faster, I guess?" - Carpenter Cola
 * "Hey!... I like this! Thanks Mule Kick! I like the taste too... Mmm, Kit Kats" - Mule Kick
 * "That's too much sugar on this.. Perhaps they make candy, too?" - Juggernog
 * "Why i'll remember you, Stamin-Up, that citrus taste... So nice" - Stamin Up

Zombies

 * "So your not learning your lesson, I guess?" - Killing a zombie
 * "There's too many!!" - Surrounded
 * "Cut the formalities, bloodsuckers, I want my prize! Now you gimme your heads, idiots" - Large group of zombies killed
 * "Gyah! That's so unlady like!" - Knifing a zombie
 * "And you my friend, were quickspcoped!" - Headshot
 * "Shit, spewing-shit guy right there" - Upon spotting a Spitter
 * "Spewing-shit guy is history" - Killing a Spitter
 * "Okay, whatever is that, I ain't getting a new scratch!" - Upon spotting a Charger
 * "I've become so numb to them I feel like that monstrosity of a arm is crawling in my skin" - Killing a Charger (Reference to "Numb" & "Crawling" by Linkin Park)
 * "Now don't bite more than you can chew now, Dude" - Upon spotting a Bloater
 * "Were gonna have a Fat Dude Meat Party tonight" - Upon killing a Bloater

Other

 * "Yeah Yeah Yeah, I've been surrounded, never have i seen YOU get surrounded!" - Upon seeing another player get surrounded
 * "Perhaps your ego will be the reason behind your downfall, Truck. Take, My, Word, For, IT" - When Truck is surrounded
 * "Mack? I don't understand, your like the strongman of the group!" - When Mack is surrounded
 * "And Nuke falls to the ghoul blight that has encroached the world" - When "Nuke" Beck is surrounded
 * "Stay still & be quick, I'll be back in the hour!" - When Pack-A-Punching
 * "These strange things... Have I seen them before?" - When Pack-A-Punching
 * "Now my gun's running dry. If it only had a thicker skin to climb me out of this rough" - Running out of ammo
 * "I can't wait to burn this fucker down" - Out of ammo (Reference to "Burn It Down" by Linkin Park)
 * "When you run out of ammo, what do you do? Should you make a run for it?" - Out of ammo
 * "This is a part of a bigger conspiracy than we thought" - Downed
 * "I was always running back then, from i don't know... But now that I'm downed, i guess that ain't true" - Downed
 * "Thought you people abandoned me and went with your mundane zombie genocide" - Revived
 * "This was never here before... Right?" - Completing the "Dugg For Jugg" EE.

Start of Match

 * "If y'all didn't let that crazy bitch Syd fly, none of this would happen.. Just sayin!" - Spawning
 * "I've came to my 2nd home, SF. Too bad last time i was in SF, it was hell, i mean, we where puttin up picket signs against change... Then it happened. I'm sure you saw the entire edition in the afternoon news, people" - Spawning
 * "Sydney, I don't get what's your problem. With all due respect, I support you in this apocalypse, but sometimes i wanna think radically different bout you" - Spawning

Weapons

 * "This is some old school stuff here, friends!" - Buying a FN FAL from wall.
 * "Look at this. God knows how much has this in here..." Buying Kar98k from wall
 * "Your life shall now cease to carrion" - Buying G11 from wall (Reference to "Carrion" by Kevin Sherwood)
 * "Your my bitches now, zeds. Surrender!" - Buying Taurus Raging Bull
 * "I ain't forgetting that this about to get divine." - Buying STG-44 from the wall
 * "Damn commies are here! Oh wait, it's 2020s, not 1951. Sorry!" - Buying AK-47 from the wall
 * "The dream a hillbilly always wanted!" - Buying Assault Rifle from the box
 * "Syd swears by this.... Saying that, she swears like hell, too. Goddamn dirty mouth whore" - Buying an SMG from the box
 * "I love an LMG when i see one. I could cry, damn it" - Buying a LMG from the box
 * "If you'd know, stay still or I'll hit you with a tomahawk axe" - Buying a Sniper Rifle from box
 * "If it ain't crowd control, it's no use!" - Buying a Shotgun from the box
 * "Did they make this shoot like ass or something? I really don't understand" - Buying a Handgun from the box
 * "It feels like the gangs made this piece of junk." - Buying a Machine Pistol from the box
 * "And so I said, Goin to the future!" - Buying a Ray Gun (Reference to 1985's Back to the Future)

Power Ups

 * "Now i have a reason to keep on shooting!" - Max Ammo
 * "You heard that?" - Nuke
 * "Someone's getting rich now!" - Double Points
 * "I'm serious zeds, I'm unstoppable now!" - Insta-Kill
 * "I'm starting a rebuilding initiative after this" - Carpenter
 * "They selling fire now? Damn!" - Fire Sale
 * "Never been this happy... Wax on, Wax off!" - Death Machine

Perks

 * "Ain't you a swell boy, Mr. Quick Revive. Why do you have to taste like ass?" - Quick Revive
 * "This is damn expired root beer! Who makes this shit anyway?" - Speed Cola
 * "Half trench water, half blood. That's what's it" - Double Tap Root Beer
 * "This is just that barrier rebuilder stuff once a fucking again" - Carpenter Cola
 * "Three weapons... Why have two guns when you can triple the slugs?" - Mule Kick
 * "This makes a Texas cowboy run like wild!" - Juggernog
 * "I, Wanna, ROCK!" - Stamin Up

Zombie

 * "And now I'm gonna kill some more zombies!" - Killing a zombie
 * "I see one, two, three... Fuck it...." - Surrounded
 * "Hell yeah! How about that?" - Large group of zombies killed
 * "Can't fret over every sliced zed..." - Knifing a zombie
 * "I say it, for real!" - Headshot
 * "You know, i've known a stuff or two." - Upon spotting a Spitter
 * "Ewww... The smell it spreads in the air, damn it!" - Killing a Spitter
 * "Oh no! Another one of those big arms! We're all FUCKED!" - Upon spotting a Charger
 * "Tell that idiot that, one day, we all fall down" - Killing a Charger (Reference to "We All Fall Down" by Kevin Sherwood)
 * "Now don't bite more than you can chew now, Dude" - Upon spotting a Bloater
 * "Were gonna have a Fat Dude Meat Party tonight" - Upon killing a Bloater

Other

 * “It ain't yo time yet! Keep moving!”
 * ―When any other player is surrounded


 * “Yo, we need to help Cowboy fast!”
 * ―When Cowboy is surrounded


 * “C'mon girl! You got this!”
 * ―When Sergeant is surrounded


 * “I bet in high school Reboot (Lv Bu) was less likely to succeed.”
 * ―When Lv Bu is surrounded


 * “Man, this don't take but about five seconds!”
 * ―While Pack-A-Punching


 * “C'mon! We need to get back to the blastin'!”
 * ―While Pack-A-Punching


 * “Sergeant's more badass than the word badass itself.”
 * ―While Pack-A-Punching


 * “WOO-HOO! This is amazing as fuck!”
 * ―After Pack-A-Punching


 * “Getting low!”
 * ―Running out of ammo


 * “Man, all I got is this knife! It's still good, though!”
 * ―Out of ammo


 * “Is there anything else we should be doing right now?”
 * ―After completing the "Diggin' For Jugg" minor easter egg

Start of Match

 * “Guys...where are we?”
 * ―Spawning


 * “GOD DAMN IT COWBOY! YOU'RE TOBACCO SPIT CLOGGED THE CONTROLS!”
 * ―Spawning


 * “Alright. We've been through this. Let's stay focused and stay alive.”
 * ―Spawning (Reference to a quote from Call Of Duty: Black Ops II multiplayer)

Weapons

 * “I guess it's old school Sunday today.”
 * ―Buying a Marlin 1894


 * “Guns change, but war...war...you get the idea.”
 * ―Buying a MX Garand


 * “Only three rounds at a time? Why did I even get this?”
 * ―Buying a FA1911


 * “I'm gonna bust down doors with this thing. Ha ha!”
 * ―Buying a CSG-12


 * “Money whores. Always remaking classics for money, not honor.”
 * ―Buying a HG 40


 * “A weapon perfect for terroris--. I mean slayin' these fuckborgs.”
 * ―Buying an AKSU-74


 * “Highly recommended for..well, anything!”
 * ―Buying an Assault Rifle


 * “Today is my day, now!”
 * ―Buying an SMG


 * “Prepare to get sprayed! Damn, I hate one-liners.”
 * ―Buying a LMG


 * “Quick. Silent. Deadly.”
 * ―Buying a Sniper Rifle


 * “Tactical, but not practical.”
 * ―Buying a Handgun


 * “There's gonna be a lot a machine parts and bolts lying around when I'm finished.”
 * ―Buying a Shotgun


 * “Meh.”
 * ―Buying a Machine Pistol


 * “Ha-ha! I'm gonna turn this underground lab into a bloody fucking war zone!”
 * ―Buying a Rocket Launcher


 * “There is something peculiar about this weapon. Hmm... ”
 * ―Buying a Fate, Freedom, or Storm PSR


 * “This is no game, box. Why do I have something from a game then?”
 * ―Buying a Ray Gun


 * “What the fuck is this?”
 * ―Buying a Soul Hacker (Reference to Full Metal Jacket)


 * “I believe we met.”
 * ―Buying a Shrink Trap

Perks

 * “Ugh! I've had expired rations better than this shit!”
 * ―Buying a Quick Revive


 * “Anybody got a glass of milk? This is too spicy!”
 * ―Buying a Speed Cola


 * “I can fire fast on my own thank you very much.”
 * ―Buying a Double Tap Root Beer


 * “I don't understand why you boys hate this pop so much. It's better than chocolate.”
 * ―Buying a Carpenter Soda


 * “It's a new flavor every time I drink this. Now it's...gasoline and milk?”
 * ―Buying a Mule Kick


 * “Body Armor in a drink. Good. Those things are too heavy.”
 * ―Buying a Juggernog


 * “Hyperactivity at it's finest!”
 * ―Buying a Stamin' Up

Other

 * “Send in reinforcements! We need back up fast!”
 * ―When any other player is surrounded


 * “Back off from my buddy, fuckborgs!”
 * ―When Trigger is surrounded


 * “Cowdick is surrounded! Let's celebrate!”
 * ―When Cowboy is surrounded


 * “Leave him alone! He knows the answers! I hope.”
 * ―When Lv Bu is surrounded


 * “Damn it! Y2K! Y2K!”
 * ―Downed (Reference to the Y2K glitch)


 * “Woman down!”
 * ―Downed


 * “What a crazy dream! Wait, I'm still dreaming?”
 * ―Revived


 * “I sleep with my eyes open like Major Payne.”
 * ―Revived (Reference to the film Major Payne)


 * “I have the most patience out of anybody here. NOW HURRY!”
 * ―While Pack-A-Punching


 * “I'm still waiting. I'm still waiting.”
 * ―While Pack-A-Punching (Reference to "Waiting" by Ministry)


 * “I admire Trigger's confidence. He's probably the only one I trust now.”
 * ―While Pack-A-Punching


 * “Let's have a little bit of fun, shall we?”
 * ―After Pack-A-Punching


 * “We need a 4 kill streak Care Package ASAP!”
 * ―Running out of ammo (Reference to Modern Warfare 2)


 * “No. Fucking. Ammo. Fuck.”
 * ―Out of ammo


 * “Sooooo, is that it?”
 * ―After completing the "Diggin' For Jugg" minor easter egg

Start of Match

 * “This place. I know where we are. I-I think.”
 * ―Spawning


 * “Even the helicopters are turning on us.”
 * ―Spawning


 * “Let's find our way out and take 'em out!”
 * ―Spawning

Perks

 * “A very relaxing flavor for the end times.”
 * ―Buying Quick Revive (Reference to YouTuber TheRelaxingEnd)


 * “Not that great to be honest here.”
 * ―Buying Speed Cola


 * “Now all I need is a mini gun and I'm all set!”
 * ―Buying Double Tap Root Beer


 * “Sawdust and black coffee? No thanks!”
 * ―Buying Carpenter Cola


 * “If only I had a third arm so I can actually hold three guns at once while using them.”
 * ―Buying Mule Kick


 * “I get it. They hid it so the developers could troll us.”
 * ―Buying Juggernog


 * “It's aight. But Electric Cherry would have been better really.”
 * ―Buying Stamin' Up

Other

 * “Bob and weave or...shoot!”
 * ―When any other player is surrounded


 * “I think they like your overtly happy attitude, Triggs!”
 * ―When Trigger is surrounded


 * “Come on, Cowboy! You got this in the bag!”
 * ―When Cowboy is surrounded


 * “I think your combat training should pay off here, Sarge!”
 * ―When Sergeant is surrounded


 * “It's the future and yet these things still take forever!”
 * ―While Pack-A-Punching


 * “I hope they don't find out about my affiliations.”
 * ―While Pack-A-Punching


 * “Cowboy must of been a part of CODOL's Time Travel experiments.”
 * ―While Pack-A-Punching


 * “Hello, Baby!”
 * ―After Pack-A-Punching (Reference to "Chantilly Lace" by The Big Bopper)


 * “No! Not now! Not ever!”
 * ―Running out of ammo


 * “Hey, Cowboy! Can I borrow a few slugs?”
 * ―Out of ammo


 * “I guess that's not the 'major' easter egg.”
 * ―After completing the "Diggin' For Jugg" minor easter egg