Alexander Lucius von Richmond

Alexander Lucius von Richmond is the main villian in The End of Barney the Dinosaur. He was Barney's worst archenemy.

Alexander Lucius von Richmond is a British-German-American man, who hates Barney the Dinosaur and children's imagination. In order to save the Richmond Family name, he will erase Barney from existence and destroy children's imagination, by using the Rainbow Egg of Children's Imagination for his giant laser.

History
"(Luke Evans: Freeze! Hands on your head! Walk back towards me, Richmond!) What's going on here?! (Ashton Kucther: Alexander Lucius von Richmond, you're under arrest for conspiracy and first-attempted crime against humanity!) Get your LAW-ENFORCING HANDS, OFF ME!! You can't arrest me! Don't you know who am I!? I am a retired basketball coach of the NBA! I am The Secertary of Education! I am Alexander Lucius von Richmond! The founder and supreme leader of The Anti-Barney Humor Program!!! (Ashton Kucther: Yeah, yeah! And, I'm a former TV star from That 70's Show, get in the car!)"

- Alexander Lucius von Richmond's last words before he was arrested for conspiracy and crimes against humanity.

Alexander Lucius von Richmond was a basketball coach for the NBA, durring 1992, he established his school called, St. Richmond's Smile Away Reformatory School for Children, before he retired in 1998. In 1999, he became a Secertary of Education, and then he founded The Anti-Barney Humor Program, in 2018, he was a fan of Tiyan High School's future after Zion and the Class of 2018 THS Seniors graduated.

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"This isn't Barney & The Backyard Gang or Barney & Friends, San Nicolas. This is the real world! The real perfect world, that I've been dreaming of! So parents can give their children a better life without that purple dopey smiley-faced dinosaur!"

- Alexander Lucius von Richmond to Thomas San Nicolas, before he foreshadows his true colors.

"(Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight: Now you've got what you deserved, Mr. Richmond. Now about making Tiyan High great again.) Who cares about that school, Mr. I Want To Make Tiyan High Great Again. (Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight: But... but, we had an agreement, Mr. Richmond. Was world domination a part of our agreement?!) Oh, Zion. Get with the program: I USED you! It's kinda what I do. Sorry!"

- Alexander Lucius von Richmond reveals that he was lying to Zion and The Order of the Tiyan Titans, about making Tiyan High School great again and helping the Class of 2019 THS Seniors to graduate.

"(Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight: Richmond, you don't understand. He's one of children's most beloved characters!) Do you know what I think about Barney the Dinosaur, Zion? Well, I think that he is a great, big, THREAT!! (Audience sees the video of Mr. Richmond's usual rant with Barney the Dinosaur and children's imagination) You honestly think that you're gonna give that stupid colorful egg to that dopey purple fat blubbery monster and keep children's imagination alive!? I think NOT! (Thomas San Nicolas: Barney's not a monster, Richmond! You are!) Yeah, I'm the monster! And that is why I created the Anti-Barney Humor rule, when I established St. Richmond's Smile Away Reformatory School for Children! That's right! MY school! (Audience gasps) (Male Attendee: Wait, what?)"

- Alexander Lucius von Richmond's usual rant with Barney the Dinosaur and children's imagination were exposed by Durel Garcia/Tiyan Titan Archer and Kai Perez/Tiyan Titan Patriot as they filmed it, much to the audience's shocked.

"(Barney the Dinosaur: Please, Mr. Richmond. You don't have to do this!) I'm sorry, Barney. (Points the giant laser at Barney) But, I'm doing this to save the Richmond Family name! (sets to "Vaporize Barney the Dinosaur") (Barney the Dinosaur: NO!! [ screaming ]) ( Thomas San Nicolas: No!) (Audience exclaims and gasps as they see Barney being vaporized to death) (Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight: Mr. Richmond, what have you done?!) It's over! You lost, Zion and I finally won! I finally saved the Richmond Family name and there's nothing that you can do about it! Sorry, old friend. The show must go on."

- Alexander Lucius von Richmond succeeded after he erased Barney the Dinosaur.

"(Alexander Lucius von Richmond walks out to the stage) (Female Attendee: Hey, Richmond! We all know what you did!) What? What the heck did I do!? (Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight: I'll tell you what he did. Now, all I need is a camera so I can just- (The cameraman zooms at Zion) Oh! Great, that's really nice. Thank you. For twentyseven years, Alexander Lucius von Richmond created the Anti-Barney Humor rule when he established St. Richmond's Smile Away Reformatory School for Children. He lied to us! (Audience give each confused looks, gasped) He LIED to all of us! We trusted him and he lied! He tricked us by thinking that I created the Anti-Barney Humor rule at Tiyan High School and then, he tricked all the parents by thinking that they should "give" their children a better life! But, he said that Barney is a threat to the Richmond Family name!) What?! Why, you- (Interupted by the audience's booing, laughs nervously) Please, please, everyone. I can explain! (Male Attendee: DESTROYER OF CHILDREN'S CHARACTER!) (Female Attendee: GET OFF THE STAGE!) (Male Attendee: YOU SUCK, RICHMOND!) Orchestra. Here we go, a-1, a-2, a-1, 2, 3- (The conductor breaks his baton in disgust) ♪T-I-T-A-N-S! Tiyan Titans are the-♪ (a tomato was thrown on his jacket) Hey!! (Audience booing and throwing food at him) (Male Attendee, who notices Barney's revival: Look!) (Audience sees Barney's alive and he removes the egg from the giant laser, cheering and Mr. Richmond sees the giant laser was gone haywire) (Commputer Voice: ERROR! ERROR! DOES NOT COMPUTE! EGG HAS BEEN REMOVED BY BARNEY. IF YOU WANT TO BEGIN THE SELF-DESTRUCT COUNTDOWN, PLEASE SAY "START THE SELF-DESTRUCT COUNTDOWN.") Why do I have the setting that's says "Start The Self-Destruct Countdown"? (Commputer Voice: THE SELF-DESTRUCT COUNDOWN WILL START AT 50 SECONDS, 40 SECONDS, 30 SECONDS, 20 SECONDS, 15 SECONDS, 10 SECONDS, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0. SAYONARA, MR. RICHMOND. AND HAVE A NICE DAY.) (Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight: Well, that came quick. Anywho, EVERYBODY, RUN!!!) (Audience ran out screaming, just then the giant laser exploded to a million pieces)"

- Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight exposes Alexander Lucius von Richmond's true colors, just then the giant laser exploded.

"No, no. I can't believe this. I can't believe this! (seeing his giant laser destroyed) All of my plans to save the Richmond Family name, my hopes and dreams. Ruined! RUINED!!!"

- Alexander Lucius von Richmond's villainous breakdown after his plans to save Richmond Family name were ruined.

Trivia

 * Will Arnett's third role as a villain, when he does the voice of Slade from (Teen Titans Go! To the Movies) and Mr. Perkins from (Despicable Me).