Shiresland Peter Pan/Script

Transcript:

 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: ...leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the earls of Mercia and Northumbria declared for him, and even Stigand...
 * Tinkerbell: (Clucks: Pretty, huh? I'll bet a lot of you folks don’t believe that, about a wish coming true, do you? Well, I didn’t. Of course I'm just a fairy clucking my way from hearth to hearth but... let me tell you what made me change my mind.)
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: ...Witching Hour, when the Boogeyman comes out... when people go missing. The girls say the Witching Hour arrives at midnight. I think it comes at three in the morning, Never get out of the bed. Never go to the window. Never look behind the curtain... Oh, Hello! You must be Tinkerbell, I've been expecting you.
 * Tinkerbell: (Clucks: Pleased to meet you Douglas.)
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: Just call me Douglas Duck. Hey, Tink. You're not gotta believe this?
 * Tinkerbell: (Clucks: Huh, Douglas?)
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: Tink! Let me tell you about the little story.
 * Tinkerbell (Clucks: Who worse it?)
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: Let me tell you about the story of, Peter Pan!
 * Tinkerbell (Clucks: Peter Pan.)
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: Some say that as we grow up, we become different people at different ages, but I don't believe this.
 * Tinkerbell (Clucks: That's right.)
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: I think we remain the same throughout, merely passing in these years from one room, to another, but always in the same house. If we unlock the rooms of the far past, we can look in and see ourselves beginning to become you and me.
 * Tinkerbell (Clucks: When do we start?)
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: Well, it all started before you were born.
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: (voice-over) All children grow up. They become hairdressers, lawyers and shopkeepers. They become train drivers, dentists and astronauts. They become nurses, teachers and grown up with people with children of their own. He's name was James M. Barrie. The tale of Peter Pan, it's all most here. in London. to boldly go where the second star to the right and straight on till morning. there is no neverland has gone before!
 * Tinkerbell: (Clucks: How am I doing?) Heh, heh.
 * Fozzie Bear/Paddington Bear: Good evening. Wocka wocka!
 * Train Conductor: All aboard!
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: (voice-over) All this has happened before, and it will all happen again, but this time it happened in London. At the prime minister.
 * Prime Minister: We are gathered here today to join us here to tell you about it, Let's get it up for Mr. Darling.
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: (voice-over) At the bank.
 * Sir Edward Quiller Couch: Good afternoon Mr. Darling. How can I help you?
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: (voice-over) At the school.
 * Miss Fulsom: Here you are, There's a messenger for you and Don't lose it!
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: (voice-over) It happened in a quiet street in Bloomsbury. That corner house over there is the home of the Darling family and Peter Pan chose this particular house because there were people here who believed in him. There was Mrs. Darling.
 * Mrs. Darling: (HUMMING) George, dear, do hurry. We mustn’t be late for the party, you know.
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: (voice-over) Mrs. Darling believed that Peter Pan was the spirit of youth but Mr. Darling…
 * Mr. Darling: Mary, unless I find my cuff links we don’t go to the party. And if we don’t go to the party I can never show my face in the office again.. And if I can never show– (GROANS)
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: (voice-over) Well, Mr. Darling was a practical man. The boys, however, John and Michael, believed Peter Pan was a real person and made him the hero of all their nursery games.
 * Pippin the Bug King/John: Blast you, Peter Pan okay!
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: Take that! Give up, Captain Hook? Give up?
 * Pippin the Bug King/John: Never! I’ll teach you to cut off me hand okay!
 * Wendy: (CHUCKLING) Oh, no, John. It was the left hand.
 * Pippin the Bug King/John: Oh, yes. Thank you Wendy okay
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: (voice-over): Wendy, the eldest, not only believed, she was the supreme authority on Peter Pan and all his marvelous adventures
 * Wendy: Oh, Nana, must we always take that nasty tonic?
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: (voice-over): Nana, the nursemaid, being a dog kept her opinions to herself and viewed the whole affair with a certain tolerance
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: Take that!
 * Pippin the Bug King/John: Insolent boy, I’ll slash you to ribbons Okay!
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: And I'll cut you to pieces. Aha!
 * Pippin the Bug King/John: Ouch! grunting Careful, Michael, my glasses!
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: I'm sorry, John.
 * Pippin the Bug King/John: Ah, you’ll never leave this ship alive.
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: Oh yes, I will. Take that!
 * Pippin the Bug King/John: Scuttle me bones, boy, I’ll slit your gizzard!
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: Oh, no, you won't! Back! Back! Back, you villain!
 * Pippin the Bug King/John: Insolent pup!
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: Wicked pirate!
 * Pippin the Bug King/John: Aha! I got you!
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: You didn’t either. You never touched me! Take that! And that! And that!
 * Pippin the Bug King/John: (GROANING) Oh, They got me Okay!
 * Mr. Darling: Boys, boys, less noise, please.
 * Pippin the Bug King/John: Oh, hello father.
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: You old bilge rat
 * Mr. Darling: Wha- wha-what? Now, see here, Michael.
 * Pippin the Bug King/John: Oh, not you, father. You see, he’s Peter Pan, okay.
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: And John's Captain Hook.
 * Mr. Darling: Yes, yes, of course. Have you seen my cuff links? Oh, Nana, for goodness sake! Where are those cuff links?
 * Pippin the Bug King/John: Cuff links, father okay?
 * Mr. Darling: Yes, the gold ones, of course.
 * Pippin the Bug King/John: (WHISPERING TO MICHAEL) Michael, the buried treasure, where is it?
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: I don’t know.
 * Pippin the Bug King/John: The map then… Where’s the treasure map?
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: It got lost.
 * Mr. Darling: Good heavens! My shirt front!
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: Hurray! You found it! You found it!
 * Mr. Darling: Yes, so I have. And hereafter… Don’t paw me Michael! This is my last clean… he sees the lost map No. No!
 * Mrs. Darling: George, dear, we really must hurry, or we’ll be late.
 * Mr. Darling: Mary, look!
 * Mrs. Darling: George!
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: It’s only chalk, father.
 * Mrs. Darling: Why, Michael…
 * Pippin the Bug King/John: It’s not his fault. It’s in the story. And Wendy said…
 * Mr. Darling: Wendy? Story? I might have known Wendy. Wendy!
 * Wendy: Yes, father?
 * Mr. Darling: Would you kindly expl--
 * Wendy: Oh, mother, you look simply lovely!
 * Mrs. Darling: Thank you dear.
 * Mr. Darling: Wendy–
 * Mrs. Darling: Just my old gown made over but it did turn out right. And I–
 * Mr. Darling: Mary, if you don’t mind, I’d…
 * Wendy: Why, father, what have you done to your shirt?
 * Mr. Darling: What have I– Oh!
 * Mrs. Darling: Now, George, really. It comes right off.
 * Mr. Darling: That’s no excuse. Wendy, haven’t I warned you? Stuffing the boys’ heads with a lot of silly stories.
 * Wendy: Oh, but they aren’t!
 * Mr. Darling: I say they are! Captain Crook, Peter Pirate…
 * Wendy: Peter Pan, father.
 * Mr. Darling: Pan, pirate, poppycock!
 * Wendy, Pippin the Bug King/John and Tip the Mouse/Michael: Oh no, father. Father have you ever– You don’t understand.
 * Mr. Darling: Absolute poppycock!. And let me tell you, this ridiculous…
 * Mrs. Darling: Now, George.
 * Mr. Darling: Now, George. Now George. Well, now George will have his say!
 * Mrs. Darling: Please, dear.
 * Mr. Darling: Mary, the child’s growing up. It’s high time she had a room of her own.
 * Wendy: Father!
 * Mrs. Darling: George!
 * Pippin the Bug King/John: What?
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: No!
 * Mr. Darling: I mean it! Young lady, this is your last night in the nursery!. And that’s my last word on the matter!
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: (voice-over) Suddenly, a mouse dressed in green came flying through the window, And with him came a ball of light which darked around and around the room.
 * Tinkerbell: (Clucks: Guess Who?!)
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: (voice-over) Mrs. Darling begin a scream!
 * Mrs. Darling: (Screams)
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: (voice-over) And NANA COME BOUNDING HIM!
 * Nana: (Barks)
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: (voice-over) She growled and sprang at the mouse, who leapt lightly through the window!
 * Mr. Darling: I think about to that settles them. Tomorrow night, you begin your instruction that Jane is coming to visit, It's time for you to grow up. And Nana it's a dog, not a person.
 * Mrs. Darling: George, don't be careful!
 * Mr. Darling: WHOA! Ow!
 * ALL: Oh! Poor Nana!
 * Mr. Darling: Poor Nana? This is the last straw! Out! Out I say!
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: No, father, no.
 * Mr. Darling: Yes! There’ll be no more dogs for nursemaids in this house, If you really don't mind OUT YOU GO!
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: See ya later, Nana.
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: (voice-over) Nana was disgraced! There was worst to come.
 * Mr. Darling: Dash it all, Nana. D-Don’t loot at me like that. It’s nothing personal. It’s just that– Well, you’re not really a nurse at all You’re…. Well, a dog. And the children aren’t puppies, they’re people. And sooner or later, Nana, people have to grow up.
 * Wendy: But, mother, I don’t want to grow up.
 * Mrs. Darling: Now, dear. Don’t worry about it any more tonight.
 * Pippin the Bug King/John: He called Peter Pan “absolute poppycock” Okay.
 * Mrs. Darling: I’m sure he didn’t mean it, John. Father was just upset.
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: (SNIFFLING) Poor Nana, out there all alone.
 * Mrs. Darling: No more tears, Michael. It’s a warm night. She’ll be all right.
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: Mother.
 * Mrs. Darling: What is it dear?
 * Tip the Mouse/Michael: Buried treasure.
 * Mrs. Darling: Now, children, don’t judge your father too harshly. After all, he really loves you very much.
 * Wendy: Oh don’t lock it, mother. He might come back
 * Mrs. Darling: He?
 * Wendy: Yes. Peter Pan. You see, I found something that belongs to him.
 * Mrs. Darling: Oh, and what’s that?
 * Wendy: (YAWNING) His shadow.
 * Mrs. Darling: Shadow?
 * Wendy: Mm-hmm. Nana had it, but I-I took it away.
 * Mrs. Darling: Oh? Yes, of course. Good night, dear.
 * Mrs. Darling: But George, do you think the children will be safe without Nana.
 * Mr. Darling: Safe? Of course, they’ll be safe. Why not?
 * Mrs. Darling: Well, Wendy said something about a shadow, and I…
 * Mr. Darling: Shadow? Whose shadow?
 * Mrs. Darling: Peter Pan.
 * Mr. Darling: Oh, Peter Pa– Peter Pan! You don’t say. High voice Goodness gracious, whatever shall we do?
 * Mrs. Darling: But George, really I–
 * Mr. Darling: Sound the alarm! Call Scotland Yard
 * Mrs. Darling: There must have been someone-
 * Mr. Darling: Oh Mary, of all the impossible childish fiddle-faddle, Peter Pan, indeed. How can we expect the children grow up and be practical…
 * Mrs. Darling: George, dear.
 * Mr. Darling: When you’re as bad as they are? No wonder Wendy gets these idiotic ideas.