Survival of the Idiots (Point Grey)/Transcript

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Wood Cave Wood
 * David: Come on, Harrison.
 * Harrison: Wait up, Dave.
 * David and Harrison ran to a sign.
 * David: What is That Sign.
 * Harrison: (Turns on a TV)
 * Park Ranger: You know, Animals need asleep for winter. It's Called Hibernation. Animals don't like to be awake. So Do Not Disturb. That means you. (TV turns off)
 * Harrison: Come on, Let's go inside.
 * David: (Grabs Harrison by his arm) Oh, No. Forget it, Harry. She said not to disturb any animals.
 * Harrison: Who cares?
 * David: But I...(Sighs in frustration)
 * Harrison: (Enters the cave and sees the bear sleeping) David. I think the bear's asleep.
 * David: I Know, Pal. But we've got to be quiet.
 * Harrison: Oh, Okay.
 * Bear: (Snoring)
 * David: Hey. Don't wake up. Not until spring.
 * Bear: (Snoring)
 * David: Look, Harrison. We gotta go. We shouldn't disturb the bear anymore.
 * Harrison: That's Not Disturbing. This is Disturbing. (Grabs the leaves and act like a duck) Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack.
 * David: Now That's Really Disturbing.
 * David and Harrison: (Laughing)
 * Bear: (Awakes and Sees David and Harrison in her cave)
 * Harrison: David.
 * David: Yeah?
 * Bear: (Growling, Roaring)
 * David and Harrison: (Screaming)
 * Harrison: Hurry. She's gathering us.
 * David: No, Stop.
 * Bear: (Growling)
 * The Bear grabs David and Harrison by their shirts
 * Harrison: Please don't hurt us.
 * Bear: (Goes back to sleep)
 * David: Boy, Harry. That was close.
 * Harrison: We never wake her up again.