Adventure Time: The Movie/Trailer transcripts

These are the transcripts for Adventure Time: The Kingdom of Ooo trailers.

Teaser Trailer

 * (Shows MPAA Green Screen)
 * (Shows Warner Bros. Pictures and Cartoon Network logos)
 * Title Announcer: In 2018,
 * (Finn is laughing at something on TV, which continues for the duration of the dream)
 * (Screen zooms out to a wider view of Billy's crack. Billy and Billy's lady are kissing. The bear from "In Your Footsteps" is sitting among several sleeping dogs next to the Enchiridion, which is being approached by the Lich-possessed snail)
 * (Screen zooms in to Billy and Billy's lady kissing)
 * (The snail approaches the Enchiridion)
 * Bear: Dark times are coming.
 * (The Lich begins chanting a spell with the Enchiridion open while the old lady is riding the bear rodeo style)
 * (Finn is laughing at the Cosmic Owl, who is appearing on the computer screen screeching)
 * (Billy begins laughing, as he briefly transforms into the Lich and back)
 * Old Lady: You talk like justice, Billy, [in a taunting tone] but you can't kick a plaaaaaannnne.
 * (Billy frowns at her taunt, but then notices pages of the Enchiridion flying past his face as the Lich continues chanting his spell)
 * (Billy realizes what's going on. The view moves behind the Lich, as his snail shadow transforms into the shadow of the Lich's true form. The Lich then attacks Billy, stabbing him in his heart as Billy tries to run. The Lich's face rushes towards the viewer, screeching)
 * (Finn wakes up)
 * Finn: (startled) AHHHH!!!!! (falls off of his bed) Whoa!!!!!!!!
 * Jake: You alright, buddy? Another nightmare?
 * Finn: Yeah. That dang snail again, man... Muckin' it up again. But... there were other guys this time, too. The bear was there, and some dogs, and Billy's lady, and Billy... and Billy was real scared of somethin' fierce, man. Somethin' real fierce! ...And the Cosmic Owl was there, too—kinda—screechin' it up.
 * Jake: Whoa, the Cosmic Owl? What if that was a premonition dream, Finn?
 * Finn: You think?
 * Jake: Could be... We better go tell Billy about it just in case. He'll know what to do.
 * Title Announcer: From The Creators of The Powerpuff Girls Movie
 * Title Announcer: And The Studio That Brought You The Lego Movie
 * [A Gumball Guardian emerges from behind the castle]
 * Gumball Guardian: LICH ALERT! LICH ALERT!
 * Title Announcer: Comes The Story of The Legendary Heroes of Ooo
 * Title Announcer: A Team Up With The Heroes of Aaa
 * Title Announcer: And A Battle Against Lord Grim And His Army
 * [The Gumball Guardian blasts a laser beam at Billy, striking Billy in the face]
 * Finn: [In distress] BILLY!!!!!! [Rushes towards Billy]
 * Title Announcer: Cartoon Network Presents
 * Title Announcer: A Film That Is All About Heroism, A Fight For The Kingdom And The Time For Adventure
 * (The title's movie logo appears.)
 * Title Announcer: ADVENTURE TIME: THE KINGDOM OF OOO
 * Title Announcer: COMING SOON TO THEATERS
 * Title Announcer: THIS SUMMER

Theatrical Trailer #1

 * (Shows MPAA Green Screen)
 * (Shows Warner Bros. Pictures logo)
 * (Shows Cartoon Network logo)
 * Title Announcer: This Summer,
 * Title Announcer: The Heroes of Ooo Will Rise And Team Up With The Heroes of Aaa
 * Title Announcer: Against The Greatest Evildoer Ever
 * Princess Bubblegum: FINN! STOP!!! That's not Billy! IT'S THE LICH!!!
 * [Finn turns his head]
 * Finn: HUH?
 * (The Lich's face rushes towards the viewer, screeching)
 * Billy: I am NOT BILLY! I am...
 * [The Smoke clears, and half of Billy's face has been ripped off by the blast, exposing the Lich's son, Lord Grim, behind the mask]
 * Lord Grim: GRIM! Lord Grim, the Lich's son.
 * Title Announcer: Cartoon Network Presents
 * Princess Bubblegum: Finn! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
 * Finn: [Coming to again] Huh.... What?
 * Title Announcer: What time is it?
 * Title Announcer: ADVENTURE TIME: THE KINGDOM OF OOO
 * Finn: NO MORE TRICKS! YOU'LL NEVER GET THIS BOOK! [Smashes the Spellbook over his knees]
 * Princess Bubblegum: The Enchiridion is alive. WE'RE GONNA DIE!
 * Title Announcer: ONLY IN THEATERS
 * Title Announcer: SUMMER 2018

Theatrical Trailer #2

 * (Shows MPAA Green Screen with the rated PG logo)
 * (Shows Warner Bros. Pictures logo)
 * (Shows Cartoon Network logo)
 * Title Announcer: For decades, this story has been told of the Lich. You'll *never hear this story 'till you've heard it told by Finn and Jake.
 * Finn: We're on the legend of the Lich with our story.
 * Jake: Yeah! We remember the Lich just like yesterday.
 * Finn: You're right! Just like yesterday.
 * Title Announcer: After Mortal Folly.
 * Princess Bubblegum: So yeah, the story is about the Lich, but there's a new threat coming.
 * Title Announcer: Taking Place Between The Lich.
 * Finn: Yeah, PB's right.
 * Title Announcer: And Come Along With Me.
 * (Shows more clips from the film.)
 * Finn: I got it! A new threat to the Candy Kingdom is the Lich's son!
 * Title Announcer: From the creators of The Powerpuff Girls Movie, and the studio that brought you The Lego Movie. The greatest adventure of all time.
 * Lord Grim: Yeah, that's right! I'm the new threat to the Candy Kingdom. And if you see me in theaters, you'll watch me take over the kingdom because I'm getting my revenge on Finn about my father's defeat.
 * Title Announcer: Cartoon Network presents, Adventure Time: The Kingdom of Ooo. Only in theaters this summer.

Theatrical Trailer #3

 * (Shows MPAA Green Screen with the rated PG logo)
 * (Shows Warner Bros. Pictures logo)
 * (Shows Cartoon Network logo)
 * Title Announcer: This August,
 * Title Announcer: The Heroes Will Rise
 * Title Announcer: And Fight For The Kingdom
 * Title Announcer: In Their First Full-Length Animated Feature
 * Finn: We're on the legend of the Lich with our story.
 * Jake: Yeah! We remember the Lich just like yesterday.
 * Finn: You're right! Just like yesterday.
 * Title Announcer: From The Creators of The Powerpuff Girls Movie
 * Princess Bubblegum: So yeah, the story is about the Lich, but there's a new threat coming.
 * Title Announcer: And The Studio That Brought You The Lego Movie
 * Finn: Yeah, PB's right.
 * Title Announcer: A Time For Adventure Is Yet To Be Worth It
 * (Shows more clips from the film.)
 * Finn: I got it! A new threat to the Candy Kingdom is the Lich's son!
 * Title Announcer: Cartoon Network presents
 * Lord Grim: Yeah, that's right! I'm the new threat to the Candy Kingdom. And if you see me in theaters, you'll watch me take over the kingdom because I'm getting my revenge on Finn about my father's defeat.
 * Title Announcer: What time is it?, Adventure Time: The Kingdom of Ooo. Only in theaters August 3.

TV Spot 1

 * (Shows Warner Bros. Pictures and Cartoon Network logos.)
 * Finn: We're on the legend of the Lich with our story.
 * Jake: Yeah! We remember the Lich just like yesterday.
 * Finn: You're right! Just like yesterday.
 * Title Announcer: On August 3.
 * Lord Grim: Victory shall be mine!
 * Princess Bubblegum: Finn! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
 * Finn: What?
 * Title Announcer: What time is it?
 * (Shows more clips from the film.)
 * Title Announcer: Adventure Time: The Kingdom of Ooo. In Theaters August 3. Rated PG.

TV Spot 2

 * (Shows Warner Bros. Pictures and Cartoon Network logos.)
 * Narrator: Once upon a time, there's a young boy who smashes a book.
 * Finn: YOU'LL NEVER GET THIS BOOK! [Smashes the Spellbook over his knees]
 * Narrator: Now the Lich's son, Lord Grim, strikes, so the hero can save the world from the chaos....
 * Finn: What?
 * Lord Grim (beaten): I'll fight you back for revenge. I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling boy and this dumb dog!
 * Title Announcer: On August 3.
 * Princess Bubblegum: The Enchiridion is alive. WE'RE GONNA DIE!
 * Title Announcer: What time is it?
 * Princess Bubblegum: ATTACK!!!
 * (Bubblegum sends her Gumball Guardians to fight it, while Lolly assists with Gumbald's giant robot, and Fern assists using his grass powers.)
 * (Shows more clips from the film.)
 * Title Announcer: Adventure Time: The Kingdom of Ooo. In Theaters August 3. Rated PG.

TV Spot 3

 * Narrator: Once upon a time, a young boy smashes a book.
 * Finn: YOU'LL NEVER GET THIS BOOK! [Smashes the Spellbook over his knees]
 * Narrator: Now the Lich's son, Lord Grim, strikes.
 * Lord Grim (beaten): I'll fight you back for revenge.
 * Finn: What?
 * Title Announcer: On August 3.
 * Princess Bubblegum: The Enchiridion is alive.
 * Title Announcer: What time is it?
 * Princess Bubblegum: ATTACK!!!
 * (Shows more clips from the film.)
 * Title Announcer: Adventure Time: The Kingdom of Ooo. In Theaters August 3. Rated PG.

TV Spot 4

 * Title Announcer: Adventure Time: The Kingdom of Ooo is the #1 movie in America.
 * Finn: YOU'LL NEVER GET THIS BOOK! [Smashes the Spellbook over his knees]
 * Lord Grim (beaten): I'll fight you back for revenge.
 * Title Announcer: Filled with magic, epic fun and adventure.
 * Princess Bubblegum: Finn! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
 * Title Announcer: What time is it?
 * Princess Bubblegum: ATTACK!!!
 * (Shows more clips from the film.)
 * Title Announcer: Adventure Time: The Kingdom of Ooo. In Theaters Tomorrow. Rated PG.

TV Spot 5

 * Finn: YOU'LL NEVER GET THIS BOOK! [Smashes the Spellbook over his knees]
 * Title Announcer: Adventure Time: The Kingdom of Ooo is the greatest movie people will see on the big screen.
 * Finn: What?
 * Title Announcer: And it's a big adventure for Finn and Jake.
 * Lord Grim (beaten): I'll fight you back for revenge.
 * Title Announcer: It's fun for kids, exciting for adults and fantastic for everyone.
 * Finn: You think?
 * Title Announcer: What time is it?
 * Princess Bubblegum: ATTACK!!!
 * (Shows more clips from the film.)
 * Title Announcer: Adventure Time: The Kingdom of Ooo. Now Playing. Rated PG.

Blu-Ray Trailer

 * (Shows MPAA Green Screen)
 * (Shows Warner Bros. Pictures and Cartoon Network logos)
 * (Finn is laughing at something on TV, which continues for the duration of the dream)
 * (Screen zooms out to a wider view of Billy's crack. Billy and Billy's lady are kissing. The bear from "In Your Footsteps" is sitting among several sleeping dogs next to the Enchiridion, which is being approached by the Lich-possessed snail)
 * (Screen zooms in to Billy and Billy's lady kissing)
 * (The snail approaches the Enchiridion)
 * Bear: Dark times are coming.
 * (The Lich begins chanting a spell with the Enchiridion open while the old lady is riding the bear rodeo style)
 * (Finn is laughing at the Cosmic Owl, who is appearing on the computer screen screeching)
 * (Billy begins laughing, as he briefly transforms into the Lich and back)
 * Old Lady: You talk like justice, Billy, [in a taunting tone] but you can't kick a plaaaaaannnne.
 * (Billy frowns at her taunt, but then notices pages of the Enchiridion flying past his face as the Lich continues chanting his spell)
 * (Billy realizes what's going on. The view moves behind the Lich, as his snail shadow transforms into the shadow of the Lich's true form. The Lich then attacks Billy, stabbing him in his heart as Billy tries to run. The Lich's face rushes towards the viewer, screeching)
 * (Finn wakes up)
 * Finn: (startled) AHHHH!!!!! (falls off of his bed) Whoa!!!!!!!!
 * Jake: You alright, buddy? Another nightmare?
 * Finn: Yeah. That dang snail again, man... Muckin' it up again. But... there were other guys this time, too. The bear was there, and some dogs, and Billy's lady, and Billy... and Billy was real scared of somethin' fierce, man. Somethin' real fierce! ...And the Cosmic Owl was there, too—kinda—screechin' it up.
 * Jake: Whoa, the Cosmic Owl? What if that was a premonition dream, Finn?
 * Finn: You think?
 * Jake: Could be... We better go tell Billy about it just in case. He'll know what to do.
 * Title Announcer: From The Creators of The Powerpuff Girls Movie
 * Title Announcer: And The Studio That Brought You The Lego Movie
 * [A Gumball Guardian emerges from behind the castle]
 * Gumball Guardian: LICH ALERT! LICH ALERT!
 * Title Announcer: Comes The Story of The Legendary Heroes of Ooo
 * Title Announcer: A Team Up With The Heroes of Aaa
 * Title Announcer: And A Battle Against Lord Grim And His Army
 * [The Gumball Guardian blasts a laser beam at Billy, striking Billy in the face]
 * Finn: [In distress] BILLY!!!!!! [Rushes towards Billy]
 * Title Announcer: Cartoon Network Presents
 * Title Announcer: A Film That Is All About Heroism, A Fight For The Kingdom And The Time For Adventure
 * (The title's movie logo appears.)
 * Title Announcer: ADVENTURE TIME: THE KINGDOM OF OOO
 * Title Announcer: Own it on Digital, Blu-Ray and 4k Ultra HD.