Schoolhouse Rock: A Celebration of 47 Years transcript

Prologue: It's time for the Anniversary of Schoolhouse Rock (opening intro)
Other Guest Stars: Rock on

Guest Star: it's time for the Anniversary of Schoolhouse Rock

everybody's comin' 

from around the block

Other Guest Stars: we're clappin' our hands

and tappin' our feet

learnin' while we dance

to this crazy beat

Guest Star: math and grammar 

can be glamorous 

and science can be good

history can be wonderful

you can see what's inside

Other Guest Stars: rock on

Guest Star: it's time for the anniversary of Schoolhouse Rock

everybody's comin'

from around the block

Other Guest Stars: we're clappin' our hands

and tappin' our feet

learnin' while we dance to this crazy beat

rock on.....

Scene 1: The Schoolhouse Rock 47th anniversary karaoke party house
Guest Star: "Hi there, welcome to our karaoke house party of Schoolhouse Rock: A Celebration of 47 Years, I'm (Guest Star's 1st name),"

Guest Star: "I'm (Guest Star's 1st name),"

Greg: "I'm Greg,"

Murray: "I'm Murray,"

Sam: "I'm Sam,"

Simon: "I'm Simon,"

Guest Star: "I'm (Guest Star's 1st name),"

Guest Star: "and I'm (Guest Star's 1st name)."

Greg: "And tonight, we're gonna perform all 10 of your most favorite Schoolhouse Rock karaoke hits in honor of our Schoolhouse Rock 47th anniversary party,"

Murray: "so let's begin."

Guest Star: "Did you guys know that Schoolhouse Rock was created 47 years ago back on Saturday, January 6, 1973?"

Greg: "Oh yeah, I remember that year, that's when the late singer and composer, Bob Dorough composed and sang some of the songs and brought all of the well known animated characters to life with pencil and paper."

Announcer: "And now to begin: My Hero 0."

Guest Star: "0?"

Greg: "Yeah, 0 is a wonderful thing, in fact, 0 is my hero."

Guest Star: "How can 0 be a hero?"

Greg: "Well there are all kinds of heroes you know: a man can get to be a hero for a famous battle he fought, or by studying very hard and becoming a weightless astronaut, and then there are heroes of other sorts like the heroes we know from watching sports, but a hero doesn't have to be a grown up person, you know, a hero can be a very big dog who comes to your rescue, or a very little boy who's smart enough to know what to do, but let me tell you about my favorite hero."

[Music On Karaoke Machine]

Greg: My hero 0

such a funny little hero

but 'til you came along

we counted on 

our fingers and toes

now you're here to stay

Greg (continued):  'cause nobody 

really knows

how wonderful

you are

why we could never 

reach a star

without you 0

my hero

how wonderful 

you are

Guest Star: "What's so wonderful about a 0? it's nothing isn't it?"

Greg: "Sure, it represents nothing alone."

Greg: but place a 0 

after 1

and you got yourself

a 10

see how important

that is

Greg (continued): when you run outta digits

you can start all over 

again

see how convenient that is

Greg: that's why with only 

10 digits 

including 0

you can count as high

as you could ever go

Greg (continued): forever

towards infinity

no 1 ever gets there

but you could try

Greg: 10 billion 0s

from the cavemen 'til the heroes

who invented you

they counted on their

fingers and toes

(spoken) "or maybe some sticks and stones, or rocks and bones, their neighbors' toes."

you're here

and nobody really knows

how wonderful 

you are

why we could never

reach a star

without you 0

my hero

0

how wonderful 

you are

Greg (continued) place 1 0 after 

any number 

and you multiplied that number

by 10 

see how easy that is

Greg: place 2 0s after

any number 

and you multiplied that number

by 100

Greg (continued): place 3 0s after

any number

and you multiplied that number

by 1000

Greg: et cetera

et cetera 

ad infinitum

ad astra

forever 

and ever

with 0

my hero

how wonderful you are......

Announcer: "And now it's time to hear about The Shot heard 'Round the World."

[Sounds Of Horses Galloping]

Sam: "The British are comin', the British are comin'!"

[Music On Karaoke Machine]

Guest Star: now the ride of Paul Revere

set the nation on its ear

and the shot at Lexington

heard 'round the world

Guest Star (continued): when the British fired

at the early dawn

the war of independence

had begun

the die was cast

the rebel flag

unfurled

Guest Star: and onto concord

marched the foe

to seize the arsenal

there you know

wakin' folks

searchin' all around

Guest Star: 'til our militia

stopped them

in their tracks

at the old north bridge

we turned them back

and chased those redcoats

back to Boston Town

Guest Star (continued): and the shot heard 'round the world

was the start of the revolution

the minute men were ready

on the move

Guest Star: take your powder

take your gun

report to General Washington

hurry men

there's not an hour

to lose

Guest Star: now at famous Bunker Hill

even though we lost

it was quite a thrill

the Rebel Colonel Prescott

proved he was wise

Guest Star: Outnumbered and low

on ammunition

as the British stormed his position

he said

hold your fire

'til you see

the whites of their eyes

Guest Star: though the next few years

were rough

General Washington's men proved

they were tough

those hungry

ragged boys

would not be beat

Guest Star (continued): 1 night

they crossed the Delaware

surprised the Hessians

in their lair

and at Valley Forge

they just

bundled up their feet

Guest Star: and the shot heard 'round the world

was the start of the Revolution

the Minute Men were ready

on the move

Guest Star: take your blanket

take your son

report to General Washington

we got our rights

and now it's time

to prove

Guest Star: well they showed such determination

that they won the admiration

of countries 'cross the sea

like France and Spain

Guest Star: who loaned the colonies

ships and guns

and put the British

on the run

and the Continental Army

on its feet again

Guest Star: and though they lost

some battles too

the Americans swore

they see it through

their raidin' parties

kept up

hit and run

Guest Star: at Yorktown

the British could not retreat

bottled up by Washington

and the French Fleet

Cornwallis surrendered

and finally

we had won

Guest Star: from the shot heard 'round the world

to the end of the Revolution

the continental rabble

took the day

and the father of our country

beat the British there

at Yorktown

brought freedom to you and me

and the USA

God bless America

let freedom ring

Announcer: "Now it's time for I'm Just a Bill."

[Music On Karaoke Machine]

Simon: "You sure gotta climb a lot of steps to get to this Capitol Building here in Washington, but I wonder who that sad little scrap of paper is."

Murray: I'm just a bill

yes I'm only a bill

and I'm sitting here

on Capitol Hill

Murray (continued): well it's a

long, long

journey

to the Capitol City

it's a long, long wait

while I'm sitting

in committee

Murray: but I know

I'll be a law

someday

at least I hope and pray

that they will

but today

I am still

just a bill

Sam: "Gee, Bill, you certainly have a lot of patience and courage."

Murray: "Well I got this far, when I started, I wasn't even a bill, I was just an idea, some folks back home decided they wanted a law passed so they called their local Congressman and he said You're right, there outta be a law, then he sat down and wrote me out and introduced me to Congress and I became a bill, and I'll remain a bill 'til they decide to make me a law."

Murray: I'm just a bill

yes I'm only a bill

and I got as far

as Capitol Hill

Murray (continued): well now

I'm stuck

in committee

and I'll sit here

and wait

while a few key

Congressmen

discuss and debate

whether they should

let me be a law

how I hope and pray

that they will

but today

I am still

just a bill

Sam: "Listen to those congressmen arguing, is all that discussion and debate about you?"

Murray: "Yeah, I'm 1 of the lucky 1s, most bills never even get this far, I hope they decide to report on me favorably, otherwise I may die."

Simon: "Die?"

Murray: "Yeah, die in committee, oh, but it looks like I'm gonna live, now I go to the House of Representatives and they vote on me."

Sam: "If they vote yes, what happens?"

Murray: "Then I go to the Senate and the whole thing starts all over again."

Simon: "Oh no."

Murray: "Oh yeah."

Murray: I'm just a bill

yes I'm only a bill

and if they vote for me

on Capitol Hill

Murray (continued): Well then I'm off

to the White House

where I'll wait in a line

with a lot of other bills

for the president to sign

and if he signs me

then I'll be a law

how I hope and pray

that he will

but today I am still

just a bill

Simon: "You mean even if the whole Congress says you should be a law, the president can still say no?"

Murray: "Yes, that's called a veto, if the President vetoes me, I have to go back to Congress and they vote on me again, and by that time you're so old-"

Sam: "By that time it's very unlikely that you'll become a law, it's not easy to become a law, is it?"

Murray: "No."

Murray: but how I hope and pray

that I will

but today I am still

just a bill

Unseen Man: "He signed you, Bill, now you're a law."

Murray: "Oh yeah."

Announcer: "It's time to learn some interjections."

[Music On Karaoke Machine]

Simon: [Coughing A Bit]

Simon: [Continues Coughing A Bit]

Guest Star: When Reginald was home

with flu

whoooaaaaaa

the dr. knew just 

what to do-hoo

Guest Star (continued): he cured the infection

with 1 small injection

while Reginald uddered some

interjections

Simon: "Hey, that smarts, ouch, that hurts, yow, that's not fair, giving a guy a shot down there!"

Guest Star: interjections

Simon: "Hey!"

Guest Star: show excitement

Simon: "Yow!"

Guest Star: or emotion

Simon: "Ouch!"

Guest Star: they're generally set apart

from a sentence

by an exclaimation point

or by a comma

when the feelin's not 

as strong

[Music Continues On Karaoke Machine]

Guest Star: though Geraldine played hard

to get

whoooaaaaa

Geraldo knew 

he'd woo her

ye-het

Guest Star (continued): he showed his affection

despite her objections

and Geraldine hollered some

interjections

Guest Star: "Well, you got some nerve, oh, I've never been so insulted in all my life, hey, you're kinda cute!"

Guest Star: interjections

Guest Star: "Well!"

Guest Star: show excitement

Guest Star: "Oh!"

Guest Star: or emotion

Guest Star: "Hey!"

Guest Star: they're generally set apart 

from a sentence

by an exclaimation point

or by a comma

when the feelin's 

not as strong

Guest Star (continued): so when you're happy

Other Guest Stars: "Hooray!"

Guest Star: or sad

Other Guest Stars: "Awwww!"

Guest Star: or frightened

Other Guest Stars: "Eek!"

Guest Star: or mad

Other Guest Stars: "Rats!"

Guest Star: excited

Other Guest Stars: "Wow!"

Guest Star: or glad

Other Guest Stars: "Hey!"

Guest Star: an interjection

starts a sentence right

[Music Continues On Karaoke Machine]

Guest Star: the game was tied at 

7 all 

whoooaaaa

when Franklin found he had the

ba-hall

Guest Star (continued): he made a connection

in the other direction

and the crowd started shoutin' out

interjections

Greg: "Aw, you threw the wrong way!"

Sam: "Darn, you just lost the game!"

Murray: "Hurray, I'm for the other team!"

Guest Star: interjections

Greg: "Aw!"

Guest Star: show excitement

Sam: "Darn!"

Guest Star: or emotion

Murray: "Hurray!"

Guest Star: they're generally 

set apart

from a sentence

by an exclaimation point

or by a comma

when the feelin's 

not as strong

Guest Star (continued): so when you're happy

Other Guest Stars: "Hurray!"

Guest Star: or sad

Other Guest Stars: "Awwwww!"

Guest Star: or frightened

Other Guest Stars: "Eek!"

Guest Star: or mad

Other Guest Stars: "Rats!"

Guest Star: excited

Other Guest Stars: "Wow!"

Guest Star: or glad

Other Guest Stars: "Hey!"

Guest Star: an interjection

starts a sentence

right

Guest Star (continued): interjections

Simon: "Hey!"

Guest Star: show excitement

Other Guest Stars: "Hey!"

Guest Star: or emotion

Guest Star: "Hey!"

Guest Star: they're generally

set apart 

from a sentence

by an exclaimation point

or by a comma

when the feelin's 

not as strong

Guest Star: interjections

show excitement

or emotion

hallelujah

hallelujah

hallelujah

yeeeaaah.....

Guest Star: "Darn, that's the end."

Guest Star: "Okay, everybody, right before we do the next song, I know we lost Patrick Quinn back on Sunday, September 24, 2006, Blossom Dearie back on Saturday, February 7, 2009 and Grady Tate back on Sunday, October 8, 2017, but unfortuanetly, back on Monday, April 23, 2018, we lost another 1 of them: Bob Dorough, the singer and composer for the entire series, he may be gone to the skies of heaven, but his memories will live on in our hearts and minds, here are some slideshow clips of him and the others in memoriam."

Slideshow Clips
Patrick Quinn (1950-2006)

Blossom Dearie (1924-2009)

Grady Tate (1932-2017)

Bob Dorough (1923-2018) 

Guest Star: "Such good memories of their wonderful hard work, now's the time for the next song, announcer, please."

Announcer: "It's time to unpack your adjectives."

[Music On Karaoke Machine]

[Music Continues On Karaoke Machine]

Guest Star: Got home 

from camping

last spring

Guest Star (continued): saw people

places and things

Guest Star: we barely

had arrived

friends asked us

to describe

the people

places

and every last thing

so we unpacked

our adjectives

[Music Continues On Karaoke Machine Again]

Guest Star: I unpacked 

frustrating 1st

reached in 

and found 

the word 

worst

Guest Star: next I picked

soggy and

then I picked 

foggy and

then I was ready

to tell them 

my tale

 'cause I unpacked 

my adjectives

[Music Continues On Karaoke Machine Again]

Guest Star: adjectives

are words 

you use 

to really

describe things

handy words

to carry around

Guest Star (continued): days are sunny

or they're rainy

boys are dumb

or else 

they're brainy

adjectives can show you

which way

Guest Star: adjectives

are often words

to help us

compare things

to say how thin

how fat

how short

how tall

Guest Star (continued): girls who are tall

can get taller

boys who are small

can get smaller

 'til 1 is the tallest

the others 

the smallest

of all

[Music Continues On Karaoke Machine Again]

Guest Star: we hiked along

without care

then we ran into 

a bear

Guest Star (continued): he was a hairy bear

he was a scary bear

we beat a hasty 

retreate to his lair

and described him

with adjectives

Greg: "Whoa, boy, that was 1 big ugly bear."

Guest Star: next time you go 

on a trip

remember 

this little tip

Guest Star (continued): the minute you get back

they'll ask you this and that

you can describe 

people, places and things

Guest Star: simply unpack 

your adjectives

you can do it 

with adjectives

tell them 'bout it 

with adjectives

you can shout it 

with adjectives.........

Announcer: "Let's all go down to Conjunction Junction."

[Conjunction Junction On Karaoke Machine]

Guest Stars: Conjunction Junction

what's your function

Sam: hookin' up words

and phrases and clauses

Guest Stars: Conjunction Junction

how's that function

Sam: I got 3 favorite cars

that get most of my job done 

Guest Stars: Conjunction Junction

what's their function

Sam: I got and but and or

they'll get you pretty far

Sam: "And: that's an additive like this and that, but: that's sort of the opposite, not this but that, and then there's or: O-R, when you have a choice like this or that, and, but and or, get you pretty far."

Guest Stars: Conjunction Junction

what's your function

Sam: hookin' up 

2 box cars

and makin' 'em 

run right

Sam (continued): milk and honey

bread and butter

peas and rice

Guest Stars: hey that's nice

Sam: dirty but happy

diggin' and scratchin'

losin' your shoe

and a button or 2

he's poor but honest

sad but true

boo hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo

Guest Stars: conjunction junction

what's your function

Sam: hookin' up 

2 cars to 1

when you say somethin'

like this choice

Sam (continued): either now

or later

or no choice

neither now 

nor ever

Guest Stars: hey that's clever

Sam: eat this or that

grow thin or fat

never mind

I wouldn't do that

I'm fat enough now

Guest Stars: Conjunction Junction

what's your function

Sam: hookin' up phrases

and clauses 

that balance like

Sam (continued): outta fryin' pan

and into the fire

he cut lose the sandbags

but the balloon wouldn't go any higher

let's go up to the mountains

or down to the seas

you should always say thank you

or at least say please

Guest Stars: Conjunction Junction

what's your function

Sam: hookin' up words

and phrases and clauses

in complex sentences like

Sam: "In the mornings, when I'm usually wide awake, I love to take a walk through the gardens and down by the lake, where I often see a duck and a drake, and I wonder, as I walk by, just what they'd say, if they could speak, although I know that's an absurd thought."

Guest Stars: Conjunction Juncton

what's your function

Sam: hookin' up cars

and makin' 'em function

Guest Stars: Conjunction Junction

how's that function

Sam: I like tyin' up words

and phrases and clauses

Guest Stars: Conjunction Junction

watch that function

Sam: I'm gonna get you there

if you're very careful

Guest Stars: Conjunction Junction

what's your function

Sam: I'm gonna get you there

if you're very careful

Guest Stars: Conjunction Junction

what's your function

Sam: I'm gonna get you there

if you're very careful

Announcer: "Okay, everybody, it's time to make ourselves a figure 8."

[Piano Music On Karaoke Machine]

Guest star: Figure 8

as double 4 

figure 4

as half of 8

Guest star (continued): if you skate

you would be great

if you could make

a figure 8

that's a circle

that turns round upon

itself

Guest Star: 1 X 8

is 2 X 4

4 X 4

is 2 X 8

Guest Star (continued): if you skate

upon thin ice

you'd be wise

if you thought twice

before you made another

single move

[Upbeat Music On Karaoke Machine]

Guest Star: 1 X 8

is 8

2 X 8

is 16

3 X 8

is 24

4 X 8

is 32

and 5 X 8

is 40

you know

Guest Star (continued): 6 X 8

is 48

7 X 8

is 56

8 X 8

is 64

9 X 8

is 72

and 10 X 8

is 80

that's true

Guest Star: 11 X 8

is 88

and 12 X 8

is 96

Guest Star: now here's a chance

to get off

on your new math tricks

'cause 12 X 8

is the same as

10 X 8

+ 2 X 8

Guest Star: "80 + 16.....96."

Guest Star: 1 X 8

is 8

2 X 8

is 16

3 X 8

is 24

4 X 8

is 32

and 5 X 8

is 40

you know

Guest Star: figure 8

as double 4

figure 4

as half of 8

Guest Star (continued): if you skate

you would be great

if you could make

a figure 8

that's a circle

that turns round

upon itself

Guest Star: place it

on its side

and it's a simple meaning

infinity.

Announcer: "A noun's a person, place or thing."

[Music On Karaoke Machine]

Guest Star: Well every person

you can know

and every place 

that you can go

and everything 

that you can show

you know they're nouns

Guest Star: a noun's 

a special kind of word

it's any name

you ever heard

I find it

quite interesting

a noun's 

a person

place

or thing

Guest Star: oh I took a train

took a train

to another state

the flora and the fauna

that I saw

were really great

Guest Star (continued): when I saw some bandits

chasin' the train

I was wishin' I was

back home again

I took a train 

took a train

to another state

Guest Star: well every person

you can know

Guest Star: "Like a bandit or an engineer."

Guest Star: and every place

that you can go

Guest Star: "Like a state or a home."

Guest Star: and every thing

that you can show

Guest Star: "Like animals and plants or a train."

Guest Star: you know they're nouns

you know they're nouns

Guest Star: oh Mrs. Jones

is a lady 

on Hudson Street

she sent her dog

to bark at my brother

and me

Guest Star (continued): we gave her dog

a big fat bone

and now he barks

at Mrs. Jones

she's a lady 

who lives on

Hudson Street

Guest Star: well every person

you can know

Guest Star: "Mrs. Jones, a lady or a brother."

Guest Star: and every place

that you can go

Guest Star: "Like a street or a corner."

Guest Star: and every thing

that you can show

Guest Star: "Like a dog or a bone."

Guest Star: you know they're nouns

you know they're nouns

Guest Star: oh I took the ferry

to the Statue of Liberty

my best friend 

was waitin' there 

for me

he took an early ferry

Guest Star (continued): we went for a walk

on the island 

you know

and in the middle of summer

it started to snow

when I took a ferry 

to the Statue of Liberty

Guest Star: well every person 

you can know

Guest Star: "Like a friend or the captain of a ship."

Guest Star: and every place

that you can go

Guest Star: "An island or a sea."

Guest Star: and every thing

that you can show

Guest Star: "Like a statue, a ferry or snow."

Guest Star: you know they're nouns

you know they're nouns

Guest Star: oh I put a dime

in the drug store 

record machine

oldie goodies

started playin'

if you know

what I mean

Guest Star (continued): I heard 

Chubby Checker

he was doin' the twist

and the Beatles 

and the Monkees

it goes like this

I put a dime

in the drug store

record machine

Guest Star: well every person

you can know

Guest Star: "The Beatles and the Monkeys, Chubby Checker."

Guest Star: and every place 

that you can go

Guest Star: "Like a neighborhood or a store."

Guest Star: and every thing

that you can show

Guest Star: "Like a dime or a record machine."

Guest Star: you know they're nouns

Guest Star (continued): a noun's

a special kind of word

it's any name

you ever heard

I find it 

quite interesting

a noun's a person

place or thing

a noun is a person

place or thing.

Announcer: "Last but not least, we'll take a trip right down to the 4 Legged Zoo."

[Music On Karaoke Machine]

[Music Continues On Karaoke Machine]

Guest Star: We went 

to the 4 Legged Zoo

to visit our 4 footed friends

Greg: lions and tigers

cats and dogs

a goat and a cow

and a couple of hogs

Murray: a rhinoceros

and of course

a hippopotamus

and oh yes

a horse

Simon: there were elk

and bison 

a gnu or 2

giraffes and elephants

quite a few

Sam: a llama

alpaca

vicuna too

zebras

ibexes 

and 1 big kudu

it was swell

Guest Star: "I liked the gazelle."

Greg: "now our teacher said-"

Guest Star: "He teaches school, you know."

Murray: "Yeah, he took us there."

Simon: "Well our teacher said-"

Sam: "If we counted every head on these quadrupeds then multiplied that number by 4, we'd know how many feet went through that door if we turned them all loose."

Greg: "Oh no, don't do that."

Guest Star: "It's really a groovy zoo."

Murray: "But anyway, what our teacher said, it was a good chance to work on our 4s in our heads: 1, 2, 3, 4."

[Music Continues On Karaoke Machine Again]

Guest Star: I'll take a lion

Simon: 1 X 4

Guest Star: he's got 4 legs

and maybe

he'll roar

Murray: give me 2 camels

Greg: that's 2 X 4

8 legs walkin' 

cross the desert floor

Sam: a tiger

and a lamb

and a fat kudu

would be 3 X 4

= 12 legs too

Simon: but we might

have to subtract

when that tiger

was through

Guest Star: 4 4 footed friends

no matter who

would have 16 legs

and it's always true 

Greg: 4 X 4 is 16

5 X 4 is 20

Guest Star: now a coach

and 6

if you were Cinderella

would have you home

by midnight

if those 24 legs

ran fast

as lightning

Simon: 6 X 4 = 24

7 X 4 = 28

Sam: anyone knows that

who cares about 7

Guest Star: and 8 antelope 

have 32 legs

 'cause 8 X 4

is 32

[Music Continues On Karaoke Machine Again]

Guest Star: here come 

a small herd

of buffalo

they say 

they're getting

extinct

you know

Greg: I can count 9

that's 36 legs

9 X 4

= 36

Simon: here comes

a baby buffalo

Murray: "That's good,"

Sam: "that's 10."

Guest Star: 10 X 4

you know

is 40

Greg: 11 coyotes

Guest Star: 11 X 4

Murray: went slinking over

the prairie floor

Sam: and all of their legs

Guest Star: = 44

[Music Continues On Karaoke Machine Again]

Greg: now 12 X 4 

is as high 

as we go

Murray: 12 X 4

= 48

Guest Star: but there were 

so very 

very many, many more

animals standing there by the gate

Simon: but we'd have to use 

a pencil 

if we counted them all

and we really had fun

and we saw every 1

Greg: "A bear,"

Murray: "a cougar,"

Simon: "a jackal,"

Sam: "a yak,"

Guest Star: "a fox,"

Guest Star: some deer 

and a sweet giraffe

Sam: and I can't remember 

how many, many more

but we multiplied

them all by 4

Murray: and some of them 

thanked us 

with a roar.

Announcer: "And now it's time for the ending finale."

Guest Star: "Thanks a bunch for coming to our Schoolhouse Rock 47th anniversary karaoke house party, but right before we go, we got the finale song: Interplanet Janet."

[Music On Karaoke Machine]

Guest Star: They say our solar system 

is centered 'round the sun

9 planets 

large and small 

parading by

Guest Star (continued): but somewhere 

out in space

there's another 

shining face

you might see 

some night up 

in the skyyyyyyyy

Guest Star: Interplanet Janet 

she's a galaxy girl

a solar system Ms. 

from a future world

Guest Star (continued): she travels like a rocket 

with her comet team

and there's never 

been a planet 

Janet hasn't seen

no there's never 

been a planet 

Janet hasn't seen

Guest Star: she's been to the sun

it's a lot of fun

it's a hot spot 

it's a gas

Guest Star (continued): hydrogen and helium 

in a big bright

glowing mass

Guest Star: it's a star 

it's a star 

so Janet got 

an autograph

[Music Continues On Karaoke Machine]

Guest Star: Mercury was near the Sun 

so Janet stopped by

but the Mercury on Mercury 

was much too high

Guest Star (continued): so Janet split 

for Venus 

but on Venus she found

she couldn't see a thing 

for all the clouds around

Guest Star: earth looked exciting 

kind of green and inviting

so Janet thought 

she'd give it a go

but the creatures 

on that planet 

looked so very weird to Janet

She didn't even dare 

to say hello

Guest Star (continued): it's a bird 

it's a plane 

why it must be 

a UFO

but it was

Guest Star: Interplanet Janet 

she's a galaxy girl

a solar system Ms. 

from a future world

she travels like a rocket 

with her comet team

and there's never 

been a planet 

Janet hasn't seen

no 

there's never

been a planet 

Janet hasn't seen

Guest Star (continued): Mars is red 

and Jupiter's big

and Saturn shows off its rings

Uranus is built

on a funny tilt

and Neptune is its twin,

and Pluto 

little Pluto 

is the farthest planet 

from our sun

Guest Star: "They say our solar system is not alone in space,"

the universe has 

endless mystery

Guest Star (continued): some future astronaut

may find out 

that what he'd thought

was a shooting star

instead 

turned out to be

Guest Star: Interplanet Janet

she's a galaxy girl

a solar system Ms. 

from a future world

she travels 

like a rocket 

with her comet team

and there's never 

been a planet 

Janet hasn't seen,

no there's never  

been a planet 

Janet hasn't seen.

End Production Credits