Scoob! (Alternate extended version)/Transcript

The the transcript for the alternate version of the 2020 Warner Bros. film SCOOB!

Opening

 * Restaurant Owner: What? You little mutt!
 * Young Scooby: Oh!
 * Restaurant Owner: Come back here! Bring back my gyros!
 * Woman: Hey, Watch it!
 * Young Scooby: Excuse me. Pardon me.

Scene 2

 * Mrs. Rogers: Shaggy, you and your new friend better hurry up if you want to trick-or-treat.
 * Young Shaggy: Yay! Okay, mom!
 * Young Shaggy: (to Scooby) Let me show you my Room. I mean our room.
 * Young Scooby: Who's that?
 * Young Shaggy: This is Blue Falcon. He's half-man, half-falcon. Well, mostly man. All man. I guess it's just the suit that's falcon. And his wonder dog sidekick, Dynomutt! Like, they solve crimes and save the world together.
 * Young Scooby
 * Young Shaggy
 * Scooby: Huh. Soft. I've never had a bed before. In fact, I've never had anything before.
 * Young Shaggy: I, uh...  I ran out this afternoon and I got something for you.  I know we just met  and I didn't wanna seem too desperate  or, you know, come on too strong, but...
 * Young Scooby: I love it. I I promise I'll never take it off.
 * Young Shaggy: I will never leave you. No matter what.

Scene 3

 * Young Shaggy: Thanks.
 * Young Scooby: Thank you. I love Halloween
 * Young Shaggy:
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Scene 4

 * Young Fred: Are you guys alright?
 * Young Shaggy:
 * Young Fred: Let me give you a hand. I'm Fred. This is Velma
 * Young Velma: Hi
 * Young Fred; And that's Daphne.
 * Young Daphne: Hey.
 * Young Shaggy: I'm Shaggy. And this is Scooby-Doo
 * Young Scooby: Nice to meet you.
 * Young Shaggy: Cool Wonder Woman costume. And you are... Harry Potter?
 * Young Velma
 * You Shaggy
 * Young Velma
 * Young Shaggy
 * Young Fred

Scene 6

 * Sandra: This is really it! The discovery of a lifetime!
 * Fitzhugh: Don't tease me, Sandra. Ooh. Ooh. I'm slipping.
 * Sandra: Oh, easy there, Doctor.
 * Fitzhugh: Hold my arm.
 * Sandra: [sighs] I think it's better if I show you
 * Fitzhugh: I think so too. Oh, wow!
 * Sandra: It's unlike any known species, living or extinct.
 * Fitzhugh: And these teeth... [growling and barking]
 * Sandra: Uh, yeah. They are distinctly canine.
 * Fitzhugh: This is wonderful
 * Sandra: After all these years of searching, we finally found
 * Sandra and Fitzhugh: Cerberus.
 * Fitzhugh: The guard dog to the Underworld.
 * Sandra: Doctor, I still don't understand how one of the skulls end up here, in Peru.
 * Fitzhugh: I'll tell you how. You see these murals? They show us everything we need to know. The skulls were hidden across the globe in three mystical places. And legend has it that if the skull were ever reunited, the gates of Hades would rise again, and plunge the world into total darkness.
 * Sandra: Uh, but why would anyone want that?
 * Fitzhugh: Because behind those gates, Sandra, lies an enormous treasure, Sandra, which will make the wealthiest man in history, Sandra!
 * Sandra: You? Is that why you're doing this?-
 * Fitzhugh: Oh, come on, Sandy, you have to admit, unimaginable wealth... [pulls a weapon] is a lot more interesting than archeology!
 * Sandra: Dr. Fitzhugh, why? Why are being so... so-
 * Fitzhugh: [voice changes] Dastardly? Because that's just who I am [unmasks himself].
 * Dick Dastardly: Dick Dastardly!
 * Sandra:[panics and press the alarm button] Huh? What's going on? Why aren't the alarms...
 * Pandora: Going off? Don't bother, I've disabled them half an hour ago. And as for your security guards, they've all been given the night off.
 * Sandra: No...[gasps]
 * [Dastardly then shoots his weapon and sticks Sandra to the wall]
 * Sandra:[to Dastardly] You are missing your mythology! The skulls are worthless without-
 * Dick Dastardly: The key? Oh, silly, superfluous Sandra. The prophecy is already been fulfilled. Now, let's claim our prize and go!
 * Sandra: [cries out]
 * Pandora: Huh?
 * Dick Dastardly: I said, "Let's go!"
 * Dusty: [beeping]
 * Dick Dastardly: Of course I mean you. Do you think I'm talking to her?
 * Dusty:[beeping]
 * Sandra: Help me!
 * Dusty:[beeping]
 * Dick Dastardly: No, we shouldn't help her! Toughen up. We're the bad guys, remember.
 * Pandora: Yeah, so start acting like one.

[The Mean Machine's grabbing claw grabs the Cerberus skull as Dastardly get on the skull with Pandora and his robot]


 * Dick Dastardly: Good doggy! Show me where your brothers are hiding.
 * Dick Dastardly: We've got it! Tatty-bye!
 * Sandra: Blue Falcon will stop you!
 * Dick Dastardly: Let him try! I'm the early bird this time! It's my turn to get the worm!

Scene 7

 * Fred: All right, everybody. I would like to pose to you all the question of questions. What's next for Mystery Inc.?
 * Shaggy: Ooh, I totally have the answer: Lunch.
 * Daphne: No, Shaggy, I think what Fred means is that...
 * Scooby-Doo: I was also going to say lunch
 * Fred: Guys, guys, guys. The Mystery Machine needs a whole new... Needs a whole new everything, and I'm never gonna get that smell out.
 * Scooby-Doo: I told you I needed a walk.
 * Velma: It's time to turn Mystery Inc. into a real business.
 * Shaggy: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
 * Daphne: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
 * Scooby-Doo: I handle our accounting.
 * Velma: Look, we're ready to take on bigger cases, scarier villains, and creepier mysteries, but that takes money. Fortunately, we found a possible investor.
 * Simon Cowl: Oh, whoopee, a diner. I'll have a napkin and some hand sanitizer.
 * Shaggy: Whoa, man! It's Simon Cowell!
 * Shaggy and Scooby: [Both sing] In the sha-ha, sha-hallow  In the sha-ha, sha-la-la-la-low
 * Shaggy: I'm off the deep end watch as I dive in...
 * Simon Cowell: Uh, congratulations, gentlemen. You are terrible.
 * Fred: How does he do that? See, he's mean, but he makes it fun.
 * Velma: We appreciate your interest in Mystery Inc., Mr. Cowell.
 * Simon Cowell: Every successful group requires hard work and determination. Identifying potential is what I do, and you have got it. Fred, you're the tank. The muscle.
 * Fred: Cool.
 * Simon Cowell: Daphne is the people person. The empath.
 * Daphne: Awe.
 * Simon Cowell: Velma has the smarts, and technical savvy.
 * Velma: Thanks.
 * Simon Cowell: But you two aren't even listening. You're eating a clownishly oversized sandwich.
 * Shaggy: Like, sorry, man. You lost us at, "Hard work and determination."
 * Scooby-Doo: But you got us back at "sandwich."
 * Simon Cowell: Look, a group can only be as strong as its weakest links. Bottom line, I can't invest with these two involved.
 * Daphne: But, Mr Cowel
 * Shaggy: Yeah, what's more valuable than friendship?
 * Simon Cowell: Literally anything. You can't count on friendship, people. And when you get into real trouble, friendship won't save the day.
 * Shaggy: Like, we don't need this, Scoob. Let's bunce
 * Scooby-Doo: Yeah, we know when we're not wanted.
 * Daphne: No. Ugh. Wait.-
 * Fred: C'mon, guys.-
 * Velma: He didn't mean it.
 * Scooby-Doo: [To Simon] No fries for you. Hmm!

Scene 8

 * Shaggy: You believe the nerve of that dude? Simon Cowell thinks friendship won't save the day.
 * Scooby-Doo: What does he know?
 * Yeah, he's not that smart. Just sounds like it, because he's British.
 * Scooby-Doo: Good point, Raggy.
 * Shaggy: As long as we have each other, we'll be just fine on our own.
 * Scooby-Doo: Right. [hits the bowling pin] Yes!  Eyes?  Raggy, look.
 * Shaggy: Huh?-
 * Scooby-Doo:: The pin. It has eyes.
 * Shaggy: Oh, Scoob,  I know it feels like everyone's judging us today.  Even the bowling pins.  But don't freak out on me, bud.  Uh...  What's the hold-up?  The ball return won't return our ball.  Huh.
 * Scooby-Doo: Oh, there it is.
 * Shaggy: Zoinks!  Like, what is going on?
 * Scooby-Doo: What are those things?
 * Shaggy: I don't know, but they don't look friendly.  No offense, but I think  I liked you better as a bowling ball.
 * Scooby-Doo: Me, too.
 * Shaggy: Look out!
 * Scooby-Doo: Whoa!
 * Judy Takamoto: No running.
 * Shaggy: They're coming.
 * Scooby-Doo: What now? -
 * Shagy: Follow my lead.  Who's hungry?  Check out the specials. So, like, what are you guys in the mood to eat? And please don't say human.  Or dog.  Okay, Bowling Alley Yakitori.  And how about you guys? Hot wings to share?
 * Robots: Uh-huh.
 * Shaggy: Got it. And for you?  Oh, no! We're out of calamari.
 * Shaggy: This way, Scoob!  Huh, I always wondered what was back here.
 * Scooby-Doo: Underwhelming.
 * Dispatch: All All units. Attention, all units. We have a 4-1-5 in progress at the Takamoto Bowl.
 * Velma: Tiny violent shape-shifting robots chasing a man and a dog  in a bowling alley, linen store or car wash."  Wow, the police really do have a code for everything.
 * Daphne: The Takamoto Bowl? That's where Scooby and Shaggy hang out.
 * Fred: Oh no.
 * Shaggy: This way.

Scene 9

 * Shaggy: Oh, man, dig that crazy elevator. You okay, Scooby-Doo?
 * Scooby-Doo: Yeah. I'm good. Whew. Where are we?
 * Shaggy: Dude, hang on. Do you realize where we are?
 * Scooby-Doo: No.
 * Shaggy: Look around, man. The clean, modern aesthetic. The cool blue color palette.  We're in...-
 * Scooby-Doo: IKEA!
 * Shaggy:...the Falcon Fury!  Did you say IKEA? Nope. I said Falcon Fury. Just like you.
 * Dee Dee Skyes: Gentleman. Welcome aboard. I'm Dee Dee Skyes, pilot of the Falcon Fury.
 * Taffy Dare: Hey, how ya doin', boys? I'm Taffy Dare, engineer of the Falcon Fury.
 * Brenda Chance: And I'm Brenda. Branda Chance. Just Brenda. On the Falcon Fury.
 * Dee Dee: Don't be nervous, Bren.
 * Shaggy: Well we're...
 * Dee Dee: Scooby and Shaggy. We know. Follow us.
 * Scooby-Doo: Who sent those Robots?
 * Dee Dee: It's this guy Dick Dastardly. Shocker! He's a psychotic supervillain. He's trying to [mimics cut-throat] you
 * Shaggy
 * Scooby-Doo: It's nice to be wanted.
 * Dee Dee: Mm, I hear that.
 * Taffy: And by [mimics cut-throat]. Dastardly want's you both dead. Literally.
 * Dee Dee: Taffy!
 * Taffy: What? Just sayin' to clarify them to what that meant. Not trying to be rude here.
 * Brenda: True, but that was unnecessary.
 * Dee Dee: Alright.
 * Brenda: [whispers to Scooby & Shaggy] Taffy didn't really mean to say that. She's actually a good friend of ours.

[They enter the control room as Shaggy and Scooby are amazed at it]


 * Dee Dee: I know it's super cool in here, and I would totally let you guys touch random buttons, but they told me we need to move. [The lights turn off] Seriously? We're doing this now?
 * Taffy: Ugh! C'mon!
 * Brenda: Not again.
 * Shaggy: Ooh, is it him? Is it him?
 * Dee Dee: Yep. He likes to make an entrance.
 * Taffy: As always.
 * Keith: [voice] Ladies and gentlemen, since the dawn of time, the falcon has been worshiped as a symbol of freedom and victory. Now, a new kind of falcon rules the sky. And he is one bad mamma jamma.
 * Shaggy and Scooby: Blue Falcon!

[All I Do is Win by DJ Khaled featuring Ludacris, Rick Ross, T-Pain and Snoop Dogg plays as Blue Falcon makes an awesome entrance.]


 * Blue Falcon: Welcome to the Falcon Fury. [Poses and Shaggy and Scooby shudder excitedly] Hang on, hang on. Turn on the lights. [The lights turn back on] Where are my balloons, Dee Dee? When I say "Falcon Fury", that's supposed to cue the balloons. Keith, what is the deal up there, man?
 * Keith: [voice] I missed the que
 * Blue Falcon: Duh. You've got one job, pal. Anyway, welcome aboard, I'm Blue Falcon.
 * Scooby-Doo: No you're not
 * Dee Dee: I told you we weren't going to be the only ones who noticed.
 * Shaggy: No, Blue Falcon's suit has a bigger red "F" on the chest, and it's way less, uh, scaly.
 * Blue Falcon: They're feathers, all right? And it's called an upgrade. This ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon.
 * Dynomutt: I think you mean this ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon. Allow me to introduce you to Blue Falcon's large adult son, Brian
 * Scooby andShaggy: Dynomutt!
 * Blue Falcon: Oh, him you recognize?
 * Shaggy: Well, sure, man. Dynomutt is the dog wonder. Blue Falcon doesn't go anywhere without him.
 * Dynomutt: And yet, here I am... without him.

[Scooby pinches Shaggy]


 * Shaggy: Ow!
 * Scooby-Doo: Making sure this isn't a dream
 * Shaggy: You're supposed to pinch yourself.

[They start to pinch each other until Dee Dee clears her throat as they stop]


 * Dee Dee: Finished?
 * Scooby: [pinches Shaggy one last time] Yes.
 * Taffy: [snickers]
 * Shaggy: Wait, Brian..
 * Blue Falcon: Blue Falcon
 * Shaggy: If you're Blue Falcon now..
 * Blue Falcon: I am
 * Shaggy: Then does that mean...?
 * Blue Falcon: Yes. Regretfully my father has moved on to better place
 * Shaggy: Oh, no!
 * Blue Falcon: What?! Oh, no, he's not dead, he retired to Palm Beach.
 * Brenda: Yeah, even superheroes know when it's time to hang up their capes and utility belts.
 * Dynomutt: We still miss him very, very ,very, very, very...
 * Blue Falcon: Oh, no, he's glitching.-
 * Dynomutt: No, I'm not. Let me finish. …very, very, very much.

Scene 10
[Alarm goes off]


 * Dee Dee: It's Dastardly. He must have track you from the bowling alley.
 * Blue Falcon: Let's move it, people. To the Falcon Nest.
 * Shaggy: Like, hey, wait up!
 * Nobody gets away from Dick Dastardly! Right, Rottens?  I need what's on that ship, or I'll never get my treasure.  Do. Not. Fail. Me!
 * Blue Falcon: Dee Dee, take the helm. Taffy, man the defense systems.
 * Dee Dee: Ready, sir.
 * Taffy: Aye, aye, B.F.
 * Dynomutt:[To Scooby and Shaggy] You might want to buckle up.  And if you get sick, puke on Brian.
 * Brenda: What about me? What do I do?
 * Blue Falcon: Sit next to Shaggy. Punch it, Dee Dee.
 * Dee Dee: Hang on.
 * Shaggy: Zoinks! -
 * Scooby: What's this guy's deal?
 * Blue Falcon: Look, the hot gossip on my fan site  is that Dastardly's collecting the three shells of Seabiscuit-
 * Dynomutt: It's skulls of Cerberus, Brian. We went over this!
 * Dee Dee: He has one skull. Our mission is to make sure he doesn't get the other two.
 * Shaggy: What
 * Dee Dee: No idea.
 * Taffy: Not a clue.
 * Dick Dastardly: Hold tight.
 * Pandora: Oh, boy.
 * Dee Dee: I can't shake him.
 * Blue Falcon: Try the shake button.
 * Shaggy: Ooh, I'll take a chocolate shake.
 * Scooby: Vanilla, please.  -
 * Dee Dee: There is no shake button. -
 * Blue Falcon/Scooby/Shaggy: Well, there should be.
 * Dick Dastardly: Alright, Rottens. Launch the harpoons.
 * Taffy: Incoming harpoons!
 * Shaggy: What is going on?
 * Dick Dastardly: Well done. Reel them in.
 * Scooby: What do we do?
 * Brenda: Dee Dee, the tractor beam!
 * Dee Dee: That's it. Dynomutt, can you reverse the polarity of the tractor beam?
 * Dynomutt: Of course, but that would make...
 * Dee Dee: Reverse on my mark.
 * Dynomutt: On it.
 * Dick Dastardly: Why have we stopped pulling in that ship?
 * Pandora: They're reverse their tractor beam on us!
 * Taffy: Hang on tight!
 * Dee Dee: Now!
 * Dick Dastardly: Oh, no, no, no. No, no. No!  Argh! Drat!
 * Dee Dee: Whew. Are you guys okay?
 * Taffy: Woohoo! That was wild! Let's do that again next time we're being hauled, right guys? Guys?
 * Shaggy: Yeah, but, like, if you want, you can pull over and drop us off here
 * Scooby: We'll walk home.
 * Dynomutt: Dastardly could have finished us if he wanted to. I think he wants you guys alive.
 * Blue Falcon: I knew you two were important.
 * Dee Dee: It would be safer for you if you joined us on our mission.
 * Scooby: It would?
 * Blue Falcon: Ring, ring! Ring, ring! Ring, ring! Ring, ring! Boop! Hello? Oh!  Uh-huh. Uh-huh.  Well, of course. Uh, guys, adventure's calling, and it's for you.
 * Shaggy: Hello, adventure. Yes, will you take my name and number off your list?
 * Scooby: But, Raggy, this is our chance.
 * Shaggy: Yeah, maybe you're right. We can show everyone and Simon Cowell we're not the weak link. Uh, Mr. Adventure, sir, it's me again.  Uh, my partner is intrigued by your offer, but I'm still on the fence. We're gonna have to call you back. Bye-bye.
 * Blue Falcon: Click.
 * Shaggy: You really wanna do this?
 * Scooby: Uh-huh.
 * Shaggy: Well, I'm not gonna let you do it without me.  After all, there is no "I" in Scooby and Shaggy.  Wait, is there? No, all good. We're in.
 * Blue Falcon That's what I'm talking about! Now, I've got a few waivers for you guys to sign.
 * [Balloons]
 * Blue Falcon: Oh, great. Great timing, Keith.
 * Keith: [voice] Thank you!

Scene 11

 * Judy Takamoto: Well, uh, the robots attacked  this talking dog and a gangly dude that had this habit of using the word "like" at the start of every sentence.  [Daphne gasps] Almost as if he was some middle-aged man's idea of how a teenage hippie talks.
 * Daphne: Oh, that's Scoob and Shaggy alright
 * Fred: So, what happened?
 * Judy Takamoto: I don't know. They seemed pretty bummed out. I guess their friends dumped them  in a cold-hearted way or something. And then this blue light came down from the sky and beamed them up.
 * Fred: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Shaggy and Scooby were taken?
 * Judy Takamoto: Yeah
 * Daphne:
 * Judy Takamoto
 * Velma: Skip the emotional punishment, and describe the robots, please.
 * Judy Takamoto: Yeah, they look like what's in this box

Scene 12

 * Velma: [examining the bowling pin robot] It's fully autonomous and capable of modifying its external appearance. I'd like to shake the hand of whoever created this.

Scene 13

 * Dick Dastardly: just needed you to retrieve one simple canine,  so I could get my treasure.  Now, were the missions a failure? Pinhead. The question was rhetorical.  Of course it was a failure  because you failed me.  You are responsible for my suffering.  Oh, sorry. You're sorry? You certainly are.  And I thought my last sidekick was worthless.  At least he had a backbone.  And fur and a wet nose.  But you, whoa-ho-ho, you've lowered the bar  to new depths of craven ineptitude  I didn't even think were possible.  That's not a compliment, you aluminum imbecile!  You're not a partner,  you're a disgrace, a lemming,  a boot-licking...  ...suck-up.  An example must be made.  I want you to know this is going to hurt me  a lot more than it's going to hurt you.  No, not really.  Let this be a lesson to you all.  If you're going to be a sniveling suck-face...  ...you're going to look the part.  Forget you mechanical morons. I'll fetch the key myself. Pandora, any word from Blast-Off
 * Pandora: He still hasn't reported back for week since you sent him on stealth mission to Quest Labs

Scene 14

 * Dee Dee: To find the second skull, I'm searching  every possible location with high fossil density. Taffy? What's the status of the wings?
 * Taffy:[voice] Still patching them up out here.
 * Dynomutt: Brian! Quit putting filters on your selfies  and get in the game.
 * Blue Falcon
 * Shaggy: No. Even better. The Falcon Fridge.
 * Scooby-Doo:
 * Blue Falcon:



Scene 15

 * Fred: Velma, what do ya got?
 * Velma: I built a sequencing program to cross-match the biographical data that Dastardly stole from the canine registry  against Scooby-Doo.
 * Fred: Good thing I'm the tank.
 * Daphne: Any lead?
 * Velma: All the dogs, and Scooby, seem to be related.
 * Daphne: Jeepers.
 * Velma: If I take Dastardly's work and follow the trail...  Whoa! Scooby-Doo is the last descendant of Peritas?.
 * Daphne: Who's Peritas?
 * Velma: He was Alexander the Great's dog.
 * Daphne: Okay, so Scooby is related to some ancient.
 * Fred: So, what does that mean?
 * Velma: I have no idea.
 * Daphne: Guys, this is are most important mystery ever!
 * Fred: Yeah. This isn't about some guy in a rubber mask.
 * Daphne: It's about one of us.
 * Velma: Fred, how much longer to Dastardly Demolition?
 * Fred: I know a short cut. Hold the phone?
 * Daphne: What's wrong
 * Fred: We're almost out of gas

Scene 16

 * Fred: After some refueling the Mystery Machine, we're back on the road.
 * Velma Okay, but we after to hurry if we're going to help Scoob and Shaggy.
 * Fred: [humming] Hm? Whoa, nice Dune Buggy. The tires are in perfect shape.
 * ???: [sputters] Thanks.
 * Fred: What the... Hello? Who said that?
 * Velma: Fred, what's going on?
 * Fred: I heard a voice out here
 * Velma: Fred, there nobody out here but us. So, hurry up out there.
 * Fred: Velm, I'm telling ya, I heard the voice behind me where the dune buggy...
 * Speed Buggy: [psst] Down here. Thanks for the compliment.
 * Fred: [cries out in]
 * Mark: Hey what's all the commotion?
 * Debbie: Speed Buggy are you alright
 * Tinker: Guys? What's up
 * Velma: Fred, Fred! Calm down. It's a dune buggy.
 * Daphne: Yeah, it's just dune buggy
 * Fred: A talking Dune buggy!
 * Tinker: Of course he can talk. He's our friend.
 * Velma: My apologies. Fred can bit of a baby
 * Mark: No worries. He's not the only who freaks out after meeting Speed Buggy. And by the way, I'm Mark.
 * Debbie: Name's Debbie.
 * Tinker: And I'm Tinker and you've already met our mascot and my beast friend Speed Buggy
 * Speed Buggy: [sputters] I didn't mean to scare you.
 * Daphne: It's alight, you're not so bad
 * Mark: We're traveling racing Team that like to enter and compete in race around the world.
 * Tinker: I drive in Speed Buggy while Mark and Debbie are the pit crew.
 * Debbie: Hey, you're Mystery Incorporated, aren't yeah?
 * Daphne: You heard about?
 * Debbie: Yeah from the papers. But... aren't there usual five of you? Where's Shaggy and Scooby-Doo?
 * Velma: It's a long story which is why we're on our to Dastardly Demolitions.
 * Speed Buggy:[sputters] Dastardly?!
 * Debbie: You not referring to the wanted supervillain Dick Dastardly?
 * Daphne: Yes, he's kidnapped our friends.
 * Fred: And it's our only lead.
 * Mark: Well we've been to D. Demolitions many times for auto parts.
 * Debbie: But exactly does Dastardly want with Scooby and Shaggy?
 * Tinker: Whoa! What's this?!
 * Debbie: What is, Tinker?
 * Velma: Oh, yeah that's one of Dick Dastardly's robots.
 * Mark: This is incredible robotics
 * Velma That's what I thought too.
 * Tinker: Tell you what, how 'bout you fill us in along the way.
 * Fred: "Along the way." Wait, you're coming with us?
 * Tinker: Sure, we want to help you save Shaggy and Scooby.
 * Daphne: You will? it's going to be dangerous.
 * Debbie: It's okay, we've do this all time besides entering races, we'd like to solve mysteries too.
 * Mark: And we've been to Dastardly Demolitions many times. Plus e know a quicker rout to save time.
 * Velma: Alight. Let's go.
 * Tinker: You ready Speed Buggy?
 * Speed Buggy: [sputters] Yes. Let's go save Scooby-doo and Shaggy!

Scene 19

 * Mark: Not too far now. Dastardly Demolition is five more miles away.
 * Velma: Thanks
 * Debbie: I still can't believe that Scooby-Doo is a descendant of the Greek legend Peritas.
 * Tinker: Yeah, but that still doesn't explain this connection to those giant skulls Dastardly's been taking.
 * Velma: Which is exactly why we need to find out.
 * Sped Buggy: [Sputtering] Puhh?
 * Tinkers: What's up, Speed Buggy?
 * Speed Buggy: I see [sputters] something. up ahead.
 * Fred: It looks like tur bus broken.

Scene 20

 * Fred: Well, here we are.
 * Velma: Dastardly Demolitions.
 * Daphne: Alright everyone, spread and search for clues.
 * Fred: Hey, that's my line.
 * Shelly: Clues? Where the heck are we supposed to find clues in junkyard?
 * Biff: Chill, Shelly. This has been abandoned for years after Dastardly became a supervillain.
 * Jabberjaw: Are you sure, guys? This kind of gives me the creeps.
 * Shelly: Jabberjaw, you are a shark. A predator of the ocean. Toughen up!
 * Jabberjaw: Well, I'm not like other sharks out in the ocean. Okay? No respect.
 * Clamhead: Just calm down, Jabby. I'm scared too but we've come to this place for a reason to find Scooby and Shaggy.
 * Shelly: You know what? I'm just going to look through my social media.
 * Speed Buggy: No [sputters] Scooby or Shaggy
 * Fred: Velma, it doesn't look like anyone's home
 * Velma: Get with the program, Fred.
 * Fred: Oh, you mean like your program?  "I'm Velma."  "The world is ones and zeros."
 * Velma: Maybe if you spent more time reading books,  - then..
 * Daphne: Guys! Stop! Why are we fighting?
 * Daphne/Fred/Velma:
 * Fred: We're just hangry.
 * Dahpne: Ever since Shag and Scoob disappeared...
 * Velma: There's been no one to feed us ridiculous sandwiches at lunch.  I miss them.
 * Fred: Oh, me, too. Those little pickles on top are the best.
 * Daphne: No! The guys, not the sandwiches.
 * Velma: Aw, I miss them, too.
 * Bubbles: I miss then even more
 * Shelly: You haven't even met them, bubblehead
 * Bubbles: Oh...
 * ???: Ow! Stubbed my toe here.
 * Debbie: Huh? Who said that?
 * Tinker: Hello? Is someone there
 * Velma: Shaggy? Scooby? Is that you

[Penrod Pooch appears]


 * Penrod: Nope. Just me. Just an average wayward janitor mindin' his own business.
 * Mark: Who are you?
 * Penrod: Name's Penrod Pooch. But you can call me "Penry". Whichever one works for for you.
 * Biff: So are you doing here, Penry?
 * Penrod: I just came to sweep with ol' Bessie here like an ordinary Janitor. Wait a minute... I've seen you kids before. You're the Neptunes and Mystery Inc.! What brings you nice teens all the way to Dastardly Demolitions?
 * Daphne: We're looking for Scooby and Shaggy. You wouldn't happen to see them here, do you?
 * Penrod: Scooby? You mean Scooby-Doo? I'm sorry, Daphne, I haven't. Why would you think they'd be here?
 * Fred: 'Cause
 * Velma: Oh, Scooby-Doo. Where are you?

[Velma looks through her phone]


 * Shaggy:[on the phone] Ready?
 * Scooby-Doo: Ready!
 * Daphne: Okay, Shaggy, take the picture
 * Fred: Hurry up and take it. This hurts my face.
 * Velma: Shaggy, you have it on video.
 * Shaggy: Oops! Sorry.
 * Velma: Jinkies! Scooby and Shaggy are with Blue Falcon!
 * Shelly: Same post here on my phone!
 * Fred: Of course. Blue light, beamed up. Ha! That's the Falcon Fury!
 * Clamhead: So it was Blue Falcon who saved your friends? That's so awesome!
 * Velma: How do you know so much about superheroes and so little about the metric system?
 * Fred: Because I'm an American man.
 * Shelly: Oh, please.
 * Daphne: Oh, I'm so happy they're okay.
 * Debbie: Especially in the safer hands of a world-renowned superhero.
 * Penrod: Did you say Blue Falcon? That's funny, I though he retired years ago last time I heard. Must be his successor.

[police sirens]

Scene 21

 * Velma: Oh, no.
 * Fred: Oh, boy!
 * Speed Buggy: [Puttering] Police?
 * Tinker: It's okay buddy. We're not in trouble.
 * Mark: We'll just explain to the cops that we're looking for friends here.
 * Biff: Yeah, it's not like we're trespassing illegally. It's just a misunderstanding.
 * Fred: Okay, guys. Let me do the talking. I've seen Cops at least six times.  So, I know exactly what to say.  Good evening, Officer...
 * Velma: Fred, say something.
 * Fred: Hi.
 * Officer Jaffe:
 * Daphne: Funny story, Officer. We were here to capture this evil villain  who we thought was trying to kill our friends.
 * Jabberjaw: Yeah, what she said.
 * Penrod:[quietly] Hmm... Somethin' feeling wrong about that cop. This looks like a job for Hong King Phooey. [Goes into a shed and umps in the lower file cabinet] What the... Hey, I'm stuck!
 * Officer Jaffe: Uh-huh. I need you all to vacate the permeance. All of you. You're trespassing here and your gonna have to come with me.
 * Bubbles: Are we being arrested?
 * Shelly: No, we are not, Bubblehead.
 * Tinker: Officer, with all due respect, this place isn't off limits. We're not doing anything wrong.
 * Daphne: You've gotta believe us, Officer. This guy is really dangerous.
 * Debbie: Deadly dangerous.
 * Officer Jaffe: Ooh, dangerous.  Sounds like he's a...  handsome guy.
 * Daphne: Oh, no, no. Bulbous nose. Huge chin.
 * Debbie: And long creepy mustache.
 * Officer Jaffe: Yeah, but in a cool way, like Gérard Depardieu.
 * Daphne: No, in a super gross way.
 * Velma: Like a rat and a mound of hair had a baby
 * Biff: He uses too much mustache oil.
 * Mark: Bad sideburns.
 * Shelly: And besides, sister, he is U. G. L.Y.: Ugly.
 * Speed Buggy: Yeah, [murmuring] really ugly.
 * Officer: How [voice changes] dare you! [unmasks herself, revealing to be Dick Dastardly]
 * Daphne and Velma: Dick Dastardly!
 * Debbie, Mark, Tinker, and Speed Buggy: Dick Dastardly!!
 * Biff, Shelly, Clamehead, and Bubbles: Dick Dastardly!!!
 * Jabberjaw: Yikes! [jumps into Clamhead's arms
 * Penrod:[voice in the cabinet] Dick Dastardly? Those kids are in trouble! Yo, Spot, you out there? Lend me paw, will ya? get me out of here!

[Spot bangs on the cabinet three times then the upper cabinet opens]


 * Fred: I have so many mixed feelings.
 * Biff: Dick Dastardly in the flesh.
 * Velma: How did you find us?
 * Tinker: Better yet, how'd you know we'd be here?
 * Dick Dastardly: Oh, let's just say I had insider information.(chuckles)
 * Shelly: Ah! I thought you said that thing was dead, Velma?!
 * Dick Dastardly: I came all this way for Scooby-Doo friends, but not these People. Oh well, more the merrier. What?!
 * ???: I think not
 * Dick Dastardly: And you are?
 * Hong Kong Phooey: Me? I'm the number one super guy. I bring the pow in kung pao. I am Hong Kong Phooey!
 * Clamhead: Oh my gosh! It's really him!
 * Dick Dastardly: Oh, my naïve canine vigilante... you clearly have no one idea whom you're dealing with. So step aside.
 * Hong Kong Phooey: You don't know me very I ain't goin' anywhere. If you want these kids, you gonna have to go through me!
 * Dick Dastardly: How unfortunate, I was going save them for Blue Falcon's demise. Guess we're going to have to do this the hard way... (snaps his finger) [To the Rottens] Not you, "THEM"
 * Zilly: You called, master?
 * Dick Dastardly: Zilly, Klunk destroy this canine!
 * Zilly: On it, boss! Ready Klunk?
 * Klunk: Klunk break masked dog! (growls)
 * Hong Kong Phooey: Bring it on...
 * [Fight between Hong Kong Phooey against Zilly and Klunk ]
 * Hong Kong Phooey" Woo! Alight, next.. [gets hit from behind] Ow! What bit me... Oh. [beings to fade] Oh, well... well what do you know... tranq dart.

[Hong Kong Phooey collapses and passes out by a tranquilizer dart by Pandora Pitstop from behind]


 * Pandora: Hmph. Gotta admit, your good. But not that good. Let's take him with us, Dastardly
 * Dick Dastardly: Splendid, now where were we? Oh, yes. [To the heroes] You all have the right to remain silent. And everything you said about my face...
 * Fred: RUN!..
 * [The Rottens, Zilly and Klunk captures them all]
 * Dick Dastardly...will be used against you in a court of claw!

[he Mean Machine's grabbing claw grabs the Mystery Machine, the second one grabs the Neptunemobile and pulls them up into the Mean Machine]


 * Tinker: Speed Buggy!
 * Speed Buggy!: [murmuring] Tinker! Debbie..(grunts)-[gets grabbed by the third giant claw and pulled up into the Mean Machine]

Scene 23

 * Fred: As for as masks go, I gotta say, she was pretty hot.
 * Mark: Yeah. Super hot.
 * Debbie: Mark!
 * Mark: What? I'm just joking, I knew she was a disguise not a real woman.
 * Velma: Guys, focus. We've got to find a way to contact Scooby and Shaggy. There goes the last bobby pin. Any luck with your cell.
 * Biff: No dice. My paperclip can't seem to pick this lock.
 * Shelly: This is not how I want my day to turn out. Not only we've been captured, but those stupid robots took my phone!
 * Biff: Shelly they've taken our phone too and we've been in theses situations before.
 * Clamhead: Still out. Trying to wake him up.
 * Bubbles: Poor, doggy.
 * Clamehead: How are you doing, Jabberjaw?
 * Jabberjaw: Just swell. Tryin' to stay calm.
 * Hong Kong Phooey: Oh, man. My head is ringing like crazy. Hold up, where am I? What happened
 * Bubbles: You took a dog nap by that mean goth chick and we're now prisoners on Dick Dastardly's ship
 * Hong Kong Phooey:
 * Biff: Hey, easy, save your strength. You've been though a rough fight back there.
 * Velma: Daphne, wat are you doing?

Scene 24

 * Dick Dastardly: Now, reveal the final skull to me. Your reunion is nigh! My heart's desire is within reach!
 * Blast-Off Buzzard: Whoa... Glad I didn't miss this.
 * Dick Dastardly: Perfect. We have it!  Set a course for Messick Mountain!

Scene 28
[As Scooby and Blue Falcon continue to find the third Cerberus skull, they encounter Captain Caveman]


 * Captain Caveman: Hello! Your tiny little brains probably can't understand me, so I will speak slowly, so that you may process the welcoming tones of my voice.
 * Scooby-Doo:We understand
 * Captain Caveman:

Scene 29

 * Dynomutt: I just can't stand Brian anymore! I'm supposed to have his back and he rather be with Scooby.
 * Penelope: At least his father wasn't irresponsible and careless
 * Dee Dee: Let's just find them and get the last skull.

They all hear a heavy thud the brush

Scene 30
[Shaggy walks in the Falcon Fury while Brenda follows him]


 * Brenda:
 * Shaggy: Leave me alone, Brenda-



Scene 31

 * Captain Caveman: As it turns out, I wasn't even a velociraptor's father. Any who, there it is, the slaghoople. [Reveals the last Cerberus skull to them in the center of the arena]
 * Scooby-Doo: Brian
 * Blue Falcon
 * Captain Caveman:: Uh-uh-uh. The only way to take the slaghoople is to defeat the protector in battle, and that's me.
 * Blue Falcon:
 * Captain Caveman: Oh, I've got friends and they do like a good show.
 * Blue Falcon:
 * Captain Caveman: Oh, I've got friends and they do like a good show.
 * Blue Falcon:
 * Captain Caveman: Oh, I've got friends and they do like a good show.
 * Captain Caveman: Oh, I've got friends and they do like a good show.

[He claps his hands twice, which closes the wooden gate, then a group of cavemen and cavewomen appear to watch the battle]


 * Captain Caveman: Alight now, let's get our fight on!


 * Blue Falcon:

[The caveman group gasp in shock]


 * Captain Caveman: "Little"
 * Captain Caveman: You can call me... [Activates his club, which opens to reveal a sledgehammered dinosaur, then jumps into the air] Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!
 * Captain Caveman: You can call me... [Activates his club, which opens to reveal a sledgehammered dinosaur, then jumps into the air] Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!
 * Captain Caveman: You can call me... [Activates his club, which opens to reveal a sledgehammered dinosaur, then jumps into the air] Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!
 * Captain Caveman: You can call me... [Activates his club, which opens to reveal a sledgehammered dinosaur, then jumps into the air] Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!

[He flies down and struck Blue Falcon with his club, leaving half of Blue Falcon's body in the ground]


 * Captain Caveman: I know I'm small. It's a pituitary thing. [He hits Blue Falcon, sending him flying to a wall] Are you not entertained?!
 * Dynomutt: Brian!
 * Taffy: Wow, that Caveman's good and already kicking Brian's but
 * Dee Dee: Come on!
 * Blue Falcon: Dynomutt is right. [Falls off the wall, which a piece of it falls on him] I'm not my dad


 * Cavewomen Cheerleaders: Ra ra, ra ra ra!
 * Blue Falcon: [gets up from underneath the piece of the wall] Scooby, help!
 * Scooby-Doo: What do I do?!
 * Blue :Use the suit thingies!
 * Captain Caveman: [lands on the piece of the wall] Who's your captain?!
 * Cavewomen Cheerleaders: Captain Caveman!

[Captain Caveman is about to face Scooby-Doo, when Scooby presses a button, which activates hover boards under his paws, which he moves foolishly, much to the cavemen's amusement, then Scooby moves the hover boards to face Captain Caveman as the crowd cheers]


 * Captain Caveman: Wow, you're doing great. [Scooby launches a claw at him, but he grabs the string] I almost hate to do this to you. [He pulls the string and spins Scooby] Spin it to win it!
 * Scooby-Doo: I want my Raggy!
 * Dee Dee: You and Penelope make a break for the skull, We'll pick up Brian and Scooby.
 * Dee Dee: [as Captain Caveman is about to finish Scooby off] Leave him alone! [activates her staff and fights Captain Caveman with Taffy]
 * Captain Caveman: I love a challenge like I love dinosaur eggs, over-easy!
 * Taffy: Hey, you're pretty good for Caveman
 * Captain: Oh, why thank you, blondie!
 * Dynomutt: Uh
 * Shaggy: Look out
 * Brenda: Hey, slow down.. Whoa! [Brenda flies out the back while holding onto the sack[]
 * Dynomutt: Uh
 * Shaggy: Look out
 * Brenda: Hey, slow down.. Whoa! [Brenda flies out the back while holding onto the sack[]

[The van stops]


 * Captain Caveman: Dang, those are some dope wheels! [Dynomutt fires his missiles at him, sending him to a wall, leaving his impact silhouette on it] Whatever wheels are!
 * Taffy: Brenda! Are you okay?
 * Brenda: (coughs) I'm good. Thanks Taffy
 * Taffy: What's in the sack?
 * Brenda: No idea. Help me open this.

Scene 32

 * Shaggy: [gets out of the Mystery Machine] Scooby!
 * Scooby: Raggy
 * S: No, let me go first. Scoob-
 * Dynomutt: Where did that anachronistic van come from?
 * Shaggy: Fred brought it, but that's not important.
 * Dee Dee: How'd he get the van to a prehistoric world hidden miles beneath the North Pole?
 * Shaggy: I don't know. Why don't you ask Fred...
 * Blue: Who's Fred?

[Brenda and Taffy finally open the sack find that it was Hong Kong Phooey inside, gagged and tied up, this surprises both of them]


 * Taffy and Brenda: What the.. HONG KONG PHOOEY?!
 * Hong Kong Phooey: [muffled franticly]
 * Brenda: Hold on, let me take this off.
 * Shaggy: [continued ...because right now, I need to tell Scoob-
 * Fred: [in Dastardly's voice; laughs] Not me!

[He pushed Shaggy aside with his foot]


 * Shaggy: Fred, what was that for-
 * Hong Kong Phooey: [Brenda takes the tape off his muzzle] THAT"S NOT FRED!!!

[Fred grabs Scooby with an animal control pole and reveals he is Dastardly in disguise]


 * Shaggy, Blue Falcon, Dynomutt, Dee Dee, Penelope, Taffy, Brenda, and Hong Kong Phooey: Dick Dastardly!
 * Dick Dastardly: That's right, and your foolish friend led me straight to you! [The Mean Machine arrives above the arena]
 * Shaggy: Oh, no!

[The flying Rottens come out of the Mean Machine and attack all of the cavemen as they retreat]


 * Dick Dastardly: If you will excuse me, I have a treasure to collect.

[The Mean Machine's grabbing claw grabs the last Cerberus skull as Dastardly get on the skull with Scooby]


 * Scooby: RAGGY!!!!
 * Shaggy: SCOOBY!!!
 * Dick Dastardly: Oh, and I almost forgot to take out the rubbish.

[Pandora throws out Daphne, Velma and the real Fred out of the airship]


 * Pandora: So long, blondie! [pushes the real Fred out then turns to the Neptunes] Your turn, fish baits! [Pushes the Neptune mobile out of the airship then blows a kiss]
 * Blast-Off Buzzard: [To the Speed Bugs] You three comfy? Well then, buckle up kids, have a nice ride!! [pushes Speed Buggy out of the airship ]
 * Tinker: Speed Buggy! Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!!!!

[Speed Buggy wakes up and panics then sees a Pterodactyl to ride the ground as the turbulence blows Debbie


 * Mark: Debbie!
 * Biff realize that they're in a hover car but the turbulence blows Shelly, Jabberjaw, Bubbles
 * Biff: Guys! Shelly!!

[Hong Kong Phooey breaks from from the ropes and catches Jabberjaw but he lands on him]


 * Jabberjaw: Oh, thanks forbreaking my fall there, Hong Kong Phooey
 * Hong Kong Phooey: [in pain] You're.... welcome

[Daphne, Velma, Clamhead, and Bubbles fall to the arena, but by Dynomutt and the Teen Angels catch them]


 * Jabberjaw: [relieved] Clamhead!

[Mark, Tinker and Speedy Buggy land safely in the arena with Biff as he and Mark quickly get out to catch Debbie and Shelly]


 * Shelly and Debbie: (screaming)
 * Mark: I gotcha, Debbie!
 * Biff: I'm coming Shelly!
 * Mark: Are you okay?
 * Debbie: I'm alive. Thank you so much for saving me, Mark. [Debbie warfully hugs him
 * Shelly: Oh, Biff, I thought I was goner! I was so scared! You're my hero!
 * Biff: I'm just glad you're okay.
 * Blue Falcon: Woah, nice catch everyone. [Fred lands in his arms] What's up?
 * Dick Dastardly: Ta-ta! See you all in Athens. Oh, no you won't! Because the only way out is with a jet.
 * Blue Falcon: Good thing we have one!
 * Dick Dastardly: Oh, do you now?
 * Pandora:[To Penelope and give her the loser sign] So long, sis! [Dastardly, Pandora and Blast-Off Buzzard laugh as they leave in the Mean Machine with the skull and Scooby and the airship flies up to the surface]
 * Blue Falcon:
 * Brenda: [dismay] Oh, no...
 * Dee Dee: Everyone, back to he Falcon Fury!
 * Taffy: [stops] Huh?
 * Brenda: Taffy? What are you doing?
 * Taffy: Just go, I'll catchup!
 * Taffy: Just go, I'll catchup!

[Everyone leaves the arena with Taffy stays behind for she hears Captain Caveman moaning]


 * Captain Caveman: Oh, what happened. I said something about wheels and- Oh! [He sees a scrape on his left arm]
 * Taffy: Hey, hey, its okay. I'm not going to hurt you. Let me check that arm.
 * Captain Caveman: You helping me?

[Scene switches to the Falcon Force, Mystery Inc., Speed Bugs, Neptunes, Penelope and Hong Kong Phooey on the beach with the Falcon Fury now destroyed]


 * Blue Falcon: [groans and drops Fred] I hate it when I'm right.
 * Dynomutt: We're lucky this doesn't happen often.

Scene 33

 * Brenda: Dee Dee, what's the status of the Falcon Fury?
 * Dee Dee: The primary engine is destroyed. The thrusters are intact, but the are way too small to launch the ship
 * Blue Falcon: So, we're stuck here? [Dee Dee nods and Blue Falcons turns to Shaggy] Well, maybe if your little buddy
 * Fred: Leave Shaggy alone!
 * Velma: Yeah, what kind of hero who blames other people for his promblems?
 * Dynomutt: Meet Brian
 * Blue: Hey, you shut your dog face.  Y
 * Dynomutt: You shut your face-face.
 * Debbie: [To Blue Falcon] Just who do you think you are?Y'know, The Blue Falcon I remember was never this reckless or irresponsible.
 * Blue Falcon: That was my father, okay! He retired and passed this mantle on to me. It was mistake.
 * Dynomutt: How dare you?
 * Debbie: Well, if he were here, seeing the mess you've made, he would be very ashamed of you.
 * Fred: Yeah, and because of you, Scooby-Doo has a first-class ticket to the dogpocalypse.
 * Blue Falcon: Don't you point your finger at me.
 * Fred: Well, don't double-point your finger at me.
 * Blue Falcon: Maybe I'll triple-finger point at you. Then obviously I'm gonna quadruple-finger point at you.
 * Blue Falcon: Ha! That's just a wave, dipstick.
 * Daphne: Hey, get off of him.
 * Dee Dee: He's the one that started it!
 * Mark: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
 * Biff: Hey, hey, break up, you two!
 * Penelope Pitstop: Hey, Come on now!
 * Fred: It's your fault!
 * Blue Falcon: No, it's yours!
 * Brenda: Brian, c'mon?
 * Velma: Toxic masculinity.
 * Tinker: Knock it off!
 * Jabberjaw: Come, guys, no fighting!
 * Clamhead: This is not helping!
 * Bubbles: Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it!
 * Shaggy: Stop! Stop it all of you!!!

[Everyone stops]


 * Shaggy: It's my fault. I'm to blame. I let my own jealousy break me and Scooby up. I was afraid that with his new suit and his new team, things were gonna change. And they did change. But, like, that's okay. People can grow. But it doesn't mean that we're growing apart. Because the one thing that will never change is that Scooby-Doo is my best friend. Ten years ago, a little boy made a promise to a stray puppy that he'd never leave him, no matter what.  And I'm gonna keep that promise.
 * Tinker: [walks up to Shaggy on the left of the rock] I relate to, you Shaggy. And by the way, my name's Tinker.
 * Shaggy: Like nice to meet you and what do you mean ?
 * Tinker: Well, like you and Scooby, it's my friendship with Speed Buggy. When I fist met him, I made a promise that I would never replace him for any vehicle no matter how many dents or scratches he gets. Because there's no automobile, minivan or any other Dune Buggy on earth that's unique or special like Speed Buggy.
 * Speed Buggy: [murmuring] Thank you, Tinker.
 * Clamhead: [joins with Shaggy and Tinker on the right] And the same goes for me and Jabberjaw, Shaggy. I'm Clamhead.
 * Blue [whispers]: Who names themselves "Clamhead?"
 * Dynomutt: Shh!
 * Clamhead: You see, Jabberjaw is not just my best friend, or our drummer, bandmate or mascot, he's family. To me, to Biff, to Bubbles and to Shelly. That's right, even though you can be mean to us or not nice, but deep down, your still our friend. Any who, you see Shaggy, Scooby is family to you, Daphne, Fred, and Velma and family always stick together, no matter what drama or anything comes between you. Ain't that right, Jabberjaw.
 * Jabberjaw: Aw, thank you, buddy
 * Brenda: Shaggy, the same thing goes for me and my best friend, Dee Dee?
 * Dee Dee: What?
 * Brenda: Well, you see, ever since we joined up with Brian and Dynomutt, I felt I had no place on the Falcon Fury. You were the pilot, Taffy was the engineer, while I had nothing. And what's worse, I felt that us, the Teen Angels were drifting apart.
 * Dee Dee: So that's what this all about? Oh, Bren, [warmfully hugs her] I'm so, so sorry I made you feel that way. I got so caught on the mission, with the skulls, Dastardly, Scooby, I forgot about your needs. You, and taffy, we've always been like a sisters to each other since we were littles girls at and we'll always be the Teen
 * Taffy: Right here. I heard every touching word from you two. C'mere you two.
 * Dee Dee, Brenda, Taffy: Teen Angels forever!
 * Blue Falcon: Uh, Taffy? Why is Captain Caveman with you?
 * Taffy: Oh, he got hurt, so patched him up with my lucky bandana. I like him.
 * Captain Caveman: No kidding. I've never felt something so soft before. So I heard you want to save your friend, then count me in!
 * Shaggy: Like, you will?
 * Captain Caveman: Absolutely. I got a lot of respect for Scooby after our battle for the Slaghoople.
 * Dynomutt: We'll still don't understand why is Scooby Doo is so special to Dastardly and what's it got to do with the Skulls of Cerberus.
 * Velma: Everything, Dynomutt.[To the Falcon Force] It's because Scooby is the last descendant of Peritas.
 * Taffy: Say what?
 * Dee Dee: Of course. Now it all makes sense.
 * Biff: Yeah, we've learned a lot more than you guy have. No offence.
 * Brenda: None taken.
 * Tinker: And only Scooby can unlock to the gate to the underworld.
 * Hong Kong Phooey: And Dastardly not only want's Alexander's riches, but to get his criminals sidekick, Muttley back.
 * Shaggy: Now, it's time we stop this mustachioed menace from opening the gates to the underpass
 * Shaggy
 * Shaggy
 * Shelly: Shaggy? Very commendable and inspiring speech there but... that still doesn't help us how to get out of the Land of the Lost here.
 * Mark: It's gonna take a miracle to fix this ship.
 * Taffy: Zowie! I got an idea! Dee Dee, you said the thrusters were too small to lift the Falcon Fury.
 * Dee Dee: Yes?
 * Brenda: What if they could life something else of the same size. Like your van, Fred.
 * Fred: The Mystery Machine.
 * Dee Dee: That's not a bad idea!
 * Daphne: What about Speed Buggy?
 * Brenda: What if they could life something else of the same size. Like your van, Fred.
 * Fred: The Mystery Machine.
 * Dee Dee: That's not a bad idea!
 * Daphne: What about Speed Buggy?
 * Daphne: What about Speed Buggy?

Scene 34

 * Littlie Girl: Mama
 * Little Bot: Dad, what is that thing
 * Dick Dastardly
 * Dick Dastardly

Scene 35

 * Blast-Of Buzzard: Crash and Burn!!
 * Scooby: NO!!!
 * Dick Dastardly: I told you, you were the most important dog in the world. Now, let me show you why! [begins moving Scooby, forcing him to place his paw on the gate to the underworld, in which he does] And the slipper fits! [the gate to the underworld activates] It's happening! It's finally happening!

[as the gate to the underworld opens, the gigantic monstrous three-headed dog, Cerberus, comes out; Dick gasps while, Pandora, Blast-Off Buzzard and Scooby are shocked before the Cerberus howls fearsomely, snarling threateningly]


 * Dick Dastardly: Uh, oh! little more than I bargain for!
 * Pandora: A "little", seriously?! [[Cerberus growls again]
 * Dick Dastardly: [intimidated, to Scooby] If I were you, I'd RUUUUUUUUUUN!

[everyone starts to panic, scream and run away from the giant Cerberus; while Scooby runs with the other civilians away from Cerberus, Dick runs to hide by the gate to the underworld, Scooby runs though the crowd and Cerberus howls again]


 * Tourist: A Monster!
 * Child: Daddy!
 * Scooby: [reuniting with the gang] You guys are alive!
 * Shaggy: Scooby-Doo!
 * Daphne: Scooby!


 * Fred:: Ya-hoo!

[the rest of the gang comes in for a group hug]


 * Velma: Oh, thank goodnes
 * Daphne: The gang is finally back together
 * Shaggy: Buddy, I never meant to-
 * Scooby: I know. Me neither. Huh?

[The Speed Bugs, Neptunes, Hong Kong Phooey and Penelope Pitstop, except for Grape Ape arrive to the Parthenon and are relived that Mystery Inc. are okay]


 * Tinker: Oh, thank goodness,
 * Speed Buggy: What a relief.
 * Biff: Looks like we made it in time.
 * Debbie: And you got Scooby back!
 * Daphne: Oh, Scooby, quick introductions; This is Debbie, Mark, Tinker and Speed Buggy
 * Scooby: Nice to meet you.
 * Speed Buggy: Nice to meet you too, Scooby-Doo
 * Biff: And the Neptunes, yours truly Biff.
 * Shelly: Shelly.
 * Bubbles: I'm Bubbles!
 * Clamhead: Clamhead and this my best friend, Jabberjaw.
 * Jabberjaw, Hey, there, it's great to finally meet, Scooby!
 * Scooby: I'm sorry, but, uh, are you a shark?
 * Jabberjaw: Yeah, but don't worry, I'm a vegetarian. [cackling]
 * Captain Caveman: And I'm here too.
 * Scooby-Doo: Ah!
 * Captain Caveman: Relax, dog, we're cool.
 * Hong Kong Phooey: So, did I miss all the butt whoopin'?
 * Hong Kong Phooey: You must be Scooby-Doo, pleasure to meet you. I am Hong Kong Phooey.
 * Daphne: Alight, time to take that three-headed hound down to the pound. Is everyone accounted for?
 * Speed Buggy: [sputtering] Grape Ape.
 * Debbie: That's right, he fell behind after the missiles scare away the Pterodactyls
 * Captain Caveman: Don't you worry, he'll catch up. Grapey is much faster than he looks.
 * Dyno: Whew! Well, that's my cardio for the day.

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 * Dick: At long last, my treasure!

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 * Velma: So, that's Cerberus.
 * Tinker: Yep, in the flesh. Well, ghostly flesh to be more exact.
 * Dee Dee: We've got to stop him before he gets into the city.
 * Shaggy: Like how?
 * Debbie: Easier said than done, Dee Dee.
 * Clamhead: Yeah, you see the size of that thing?
 * Penelope: There's no time to get to the authorities, we're on our own here.
 * Daphne: We fight monsters all the time. Remember the Phantom Sea Squid at he haunted aquarium?
 * Velma: That was a real-estate developer with a couple of flash lights, and a sound effects machine This is the real deal!
 * Taffy: Yeah, you've been fighting fake monsters behind masks for years!
 * Bubbles: Oh, got it. Why don't we all give Cerberus a tummy rube until he falls asleep?
 * Debbie: Bubbles, I don't think that's going to work on Cerberus.
 * Mark: Guys, we need to act fast, cause we're dealing with a real dangerous creature straight out of Greek Mythology, and there's millions of lives are at stake in Greece.
 * Brenda: And not just here in Greece, the fate of the whole world is at stake!
 * Jabberjaw: Yeah, the dogpocalypse is happening right now!
 * Velma: Exactly my point, everyone. Right, Fred? Fred? Where's Fred?
 * Fred: You shall be avenged. For the Mystery Machine!
 * Shelly: What is he doing?
 * Blue Falcon: He's just attacking. I mean, are we supposed to be attacking?
 * Daphne: Fred!
 * Velma: Come one, hurry! Run!
 * Penelope: Up to the dipteral!
 * Fred: Sorry, gang. Never mess with another man's vehicle.
 * Tinker: The feeling's mutual.
 * Velma: We need a plan
 * Shaggy: Okay, like, Velma, Fred, Mark, Debbie, Biff, Shelly and Bubbles, get to the gate and, uh, figure out how to close it.
 * Scooby: Ad we'll distract Cerberus.
 * Daphne: Great idea, guys.
 * Fred: That was awesome!
 * Velma: Smart!
 * Debbie: And a clever strategy too!
 * Shelly: Yeah, glad we get he easy part.
 * Hong Kong Phooey: Now that's what's what I call a plan!
 * Shaggy: He, yeah we've been through a lot.
 * Scooby: We've grown.
 * Dynomutt: Brian!

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 * Dynomutt: Brian, what are you doing back here?
 * Blue Falcon: I'm calling my dad. Hey!
 * Dynomutt: You don't need your dad.
 * Blue Falcon: Yeah I do, he's the hero and I'm not
 * Dynomutt