The Trial of Conner VS Isiah!

The Trial of Conner VS Isiah! is the twelfth and final episode of Season 3 and the thirty-ninth and final episode overall of The Conner Show! This episode was aired with the rest of Season 3 on October 12, 2029.

Cast
Ted Sarandos as Himself

Conner Hawkins as Himself

Isiah Hamm as Himself

Keegan-Michael Key as Shy Guy

Tom Kenny as Judge Kirby

Gracee Hadley as Herself

Keanu Reeves as Dark Conner

Alexis Hamm as Herself

Ben Schwartz as Tony

Lizzy Greene as Dream

Johnny Depp as Alexander

TBA

Conner VS Shy Guy: Who can grow the largest face?
Conner stays up late in a lab mixing chemicals to create a serum. He then drinks it, which makes his face grow a tad larger. He laughs as he shows it off, but he severely underestimates Shy Guy, who hovers into the air as he proclaims "I'm-a-bet you can't do this!" Everyone screams as Shy Guy's face inflates to sizes never seen before, and it starts consuming the entire world, with everyone panicking and getting absorbed by it. As Nolan and Dark Tony watch from the roof of Nolan's Airship, Dark Tony logs out to save themselves, leaving Nolan to gasp in shock before the airship gets absorbed. By the time Shy Guy is done, the entire world is now inside his face.

Gracee VS Pete: Who can listen to Alexander's life story without cringing the longest?
Gracee and Pete sit down at desks as Alexander begins. He faces Pete and whispers that it all started when he got his talent, but Pete cannot take it and begins flying around the room while screaming that his heart has stopped before he self-implodes. Alexander comments that it is just him and Gracee now, and continues blabbing on and on. After two hundred eighty-seven hours, Alexander finishes his story and thanks Gracee for listening before he leaves the room. However, Gracee had really put fake eyes on and slept through the entire challenge, and quickly wakes up shortly after.

Conner VS Shy Guy: Who can beat Kirby in a Dream Buffet-styled race?
Shy Guy and Kirby are lined up in the garden outside the courthouse, which has been littered with various food. Shy Guy starts singing that he is going to kick Kirby's buttocks, but Kirby menacingly replies "Thirty-nine buried, zero found." The race starts, and both contestants blast off while sucking down massive heaps of foods. Kirby inhales several full dishes while Shy Guy chokes trying to swallow a whole watermelon, but he manages to catch up by throwing a lemon into Kirby's mouth, slowing him down. Kirby gets his own back, however, slamming Shy Guy aside so that he falls off a cliff. When the race ends, Shy Guy and Kirby are both put on scales, now extremely fat, but are both tied at 7.4 million pounds. However, Shy Guy eats his clothes, which increases his weight by a billionth of a pound and puts him in first.

Kirby does not appreciate Shy Guy cheating, however, and inhales and eats Shy Guy. This sets Shy Guy's score to 0 pounds and Kirby's to 14.80001 pounds. He celebrates before turning to Conner, who was watching the whole thing. Conner knows he has no chance and simply runs away, jumping off the same cliff Kirby knocked Shy Guy into.

Gavin VS Nolan: Who can build the best ship?
Nolan immediately gets to work, and manages to build an identical copy of his airship by hammering together random pieces of furniture, a burger, Dark Tony, a dolphin and Steve. Gavin is not intimidated by this, however, and comments that it is time to get serious before he whips out a laptop and begins researching various topics. Gavin concludes that he has an announcement: the best ship is him and Nolan's Mom! This Yo Momma joke is powerful enough to KO Nolan, and Gavin wins the challenge.

Conner VS Shy Guy: Who can respect PPLS opinions on Reddit?
Mario and SMG4 are sent to a dark room, and a TV blinks on which starts going through cringe Reddit posts.

"Wearing her panties rn I miss her so much"

Shy Guy and Conner barely hold themselves together, with the former commenting that it is very "opinion" while Shy Guy admits that it is okay.

"feeding time for princess again!! i rlly just love watching her get bigger from my blood \(//V//)\

Once again, the two barely keep themselves together, and the two scream but manage to find compliments, admitting that the pet exists and therefore is alright.

"fun fact: my cousin killed 3 people but also he's really hot Lmao"

Conner's whole body literally crumples. Shy Guy can't take it either and snaps his own neck, leaving the result as a tie.

Roxanne VS Janelyz: Who can get more dudes?
Roxanne and Janelyz do funny dances in hopes of attracting people. Nobody comes.

Conner VS Isiah: Who can commit the most copyright infringement?
Conner is in the middle of the courtroom, surrounded by RMKP and Isiahs' Ninjas. He cheers that he won, but this changes to a scream as he gets beaten up.

Mario VS Shy Guy: Who can make the most money on Reddit?
A montage of Shy Guy shows him uploading all sorts of content on Reddit, waving his buttocks to the camera, dancing around in only fans and making a video where dolls of him and Peach make out. However, Mario posts a single picture of a foot and gets showered in cash.

Dark Conner VS Tony: Who can be the least funny?
Dark Conner and Tony are placed on stage in front of a crowd. Dark Conner is cross that he is here, and declares that he will prove he is still funny. He takes out a dead meme, but everyone in the crowd groans over how cringe it is, which hurts his feelings. Tony, on the other hand, is stalling as he is unable to come up with a joke, and is simply mumbling random stuff. However, the entire crowd bursts out laughing at him. Dark Conner wins, but he is clearly upset that nobody finds him funny and storms off stage to sulk.

Aubrey VS Shy Guy: Who can win in a skateboard contest?
Aubrey goes first, and performs a 180 Indy Grab + Manuel + Ollie + Rail Grind + Spicy Air Time + Zinger Chicken Bucket Relaxo Fantstico Supreme before she rides back up a ramp and onto the starting area, her final score being 554,170. Aubrey challenges Shy Guy to do better, and he gladly accepts. Shy Guy gets on his board and slowly rolls down the ramp at a starting speed, but then activates two rocket boosters that he placed on the back of his board to blast off into the atmosphere. As he comes back down, Shy Guy performs a SPEEEEEEEEEN + DERPUS MALURPUS + AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH which causes him to gain one quintillion (nineteen zeros) points. However, Shy Guy does not stick the landing, and crashes into the ground with an explosion. Because of this, Shy Guy loses the points gained from his tricks, leaving his final score with IMBECILE.

Conner VS Shy Guy: Who can go the longest without doing a meme?
Shy Guy and Conner are at a table in a restaurant. Conner comments that the challenge is so dumb, and Shy Guy agrees but has to stop himself from saying "I want to die". Conner mocks Shy Guy, but he has to stop himself from saying "In tuckdown!" The two know that will be tough, as both of them have done memes together for over a decade, and the two stare down. Shy Guy asks Conner what nine plus ten is, and he just manages to restrain himself from saying twenty-one. He retaliates by asking Shy Guy if he wants some ice cream, and the imbecile stops himself from asking if he needs a spoonful of sugar. He growls at Conner to shut up and jams his fork into his hand, but Conner just resists a scream.

However, things get spicy when a Red Crewmate arrives to take their order. Both resist the urge to say a meme, and Shy Guy nearly says "Among Us burger" instead of fungus burger. However, Conner slips up by ordering "fries with tomato sus" instead of tomato sauce. Shy Guy laughs at Conner for losing as he rolls around crying, and the Crewmate has no idea what is going on.

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