A Duck's Eye View transcript

[All-New Tiny Toon Adventures Theme Music In Background]

Buster: We’re lucky we’re not confessin’ 

our show’s now back in session 

I’ve always learned my lesson

Babs: I’m having lots of fun

Plucky: I’m filled with elation, I’m back on television

Shirley: for the next incarnation, I’m not calling up a nun

Professor Daffy: welcome back to ACME Looniversity for another school year

Buster: wow, a test

Babs: I don’t need rest

Plucky: I’m not living in fear

Buster, Babs and other Tiny Toons gang members: we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little looney, it’s All-New Tiny Toon Adventures and we’re number 1

Buster and Babs: now the show has begun……

Prologue: Buster and Babs’s introduction
Buster: “Hiya, toonsters, I’m Buster Bunny,”

Babs: “And I’m Babs Bunny.”

Buster and Babs: “No relations.”

Buster: "Welcome to this wonderful episode of All-New Tiny Toons, where we have good stuff ahead of us."

Babs: "Now here's a cartoon episode about the time Plucky wished to go to some place where he never existed."

Scene 1: ACME Looniversity
It's a beautiful spring time morning and the scene moves right over to Plucky getting his things from his locker in the ACME Looniversity hallways.

Plucky: "I sure hope these jokes and pranks can work out perfectly."

Plucky stuffs his blue whoopie cushion, snake in a jar and joy buzzer in his brown paper bag and heads right on over to Professor Elmer's classroom.

Professor Elmer's classroom
Professor Elmer: "Good mowning, fellow students."