A Roof Over Your Head (2012 Television Series)

A Roof Over Your Head is a 2012 comedy series airing on Showtime.

Plot
A 24 year old millionaire (Lisa Warner) buys a mansion. Her 17 year old step-brother (Tommy Warner) is a failing musician (is now a hobo) so he comes to live with his rich sister. His other 22-year-old sister (June Warner) just got divorced and she comes to live with her siblings.

Production
A.M. pitched the series to NBC in 2006. It was not picked-up. After 2 years of pitching the series to other networks and failing A.M scrapped the project. After his new show got cancelled by HBO, AM. decided to give the A.R.O.Y.H script to HBO who did not pick it up but showed it to Showtime which DID pick it up.

Cast
Kathleen Rose Perkins as Lisa Warner

Jodie Sweetin as June Warner

Daniel Radcliffe as Tommy Warner

Sarah Hyland as Tina

James Van Der Beek as Shane

Juan Pablo Di Pace as Brandy

Episodes
Season 1 (2010)

S01E01 Script
WARNING! BAD WORDS AND INAPP. STUFF

[Lisa is sitting on her couch]

Lisa: Sigh...

[The phone rings]

[Lisa picks up the phone]

Lisa: Shut-up

[Lisa cuts the call]

[The phone rings again]

[The phone keeps ringing]

[The phone still keeps ringing]

[The phone STILL keeps ringing]

[The phone stops ringing]

[Someone knocks at the door]

Lisa: Go away!

Tommy [Outside the mansion]: Sis, What up yo?

[Silence]

Tommy [Outside the mansion]: Y'know any cute chicks i can bang?

Lisa: Yeah, Mom.

Tommy [Outside the mansion]: ............... Oh, Yeah!

Lisa: You Suck.

Tommy [Outside the mansion]: ............... Oh, Yeah!

Lisa: Go away, you shit face.

Tommy [Outside the mansion]: ............... Oh,Yeah!

Lisa: Are you high?

Tommy [Outside the mansion]: ............... Oh, Yeah!

Lisa: Ugh! Fine! Just get in here!

Tommy [Outside the mansion]: ............... Oh, Yeah!

Lisa: Goddamn it!

Tommy [Outside the mansion]: ............... Oh, Yeah!

Lisa: [Screaming & Yelling]

[Intro plays]

Tommy [Now inside the mansion / Talking to Lisa]: So then, Mom & Dad kicked me out.

Lisa [Sarcasticly]: I wonder why.

[Someone knocks at the door]

Lisa: Television display front door security!

Lisa [Louder]: Television display front door security!

Lisa [Screaming]: Television display front door security!!!

Lisa: I gotta get that fixed!

June [Outside the mansion]: Can ya open up?

Lisa: Sure, June.

[Lisa opens the door]

June: Hi.

Lisa: Hi.

June: So...

Lisa: So...

June: Umm...

Lisa: Uhh...

June: Sigh...

Lisa: Sigh...

June: Whimper...

Lisa: What the hell do you want!?!

June: I got d... div... di... div... duh...

Lisa: You got divorced?

June: Yeah.

Lisa: Ugh! God! It's like i'm the only good one!

June: Shut-up!

Lisa: Bye.

[Slams the door]

June [Outside the mansion]: Asshole!

Lisa: I can't heeaarr yooouu!

June: Open up!!

Lisa: No.

June: Pretty please! I'll give you 50 dollars!

Lisa: 500,000 dollars!

June: What!?!

Lisa: Bye!

June: I can give you a piece of lint, a used condom, 4 Shrek 2 bootleg DVDs, a spider-web, 2 pieces of chewed-up gum and 7 straws.

Lisa: I'll take it!

June: Oh, I see Mr. Scumbag is here.

Tommy: Sup, Lardball!

June: Why is he here?

Lisa: I don't know.

June: Now if you excuse me i have a date!

Tommy: With who? The TV and a bag of chips?

June: ........... No....... Okay, yes!

Tommy: Will you marry it too?

Lisa: Which one? The TV or the Bag of chips?

Tommy: Either.

June: ........... No....... Okay, The TV!

Lisa: If you marry my TV, I swear...

June: I was kidding!

[Tommy Farts]

Lisa: Save Yourself!!

June: It ain't that bad! Okay, yes it is!! Get out!

[The next day]

[Lisa is in her bedroom]

Lisa [Thinking]: Was that all a dream?

[Lisa goes to the living room]

Lisa: Sup, Farty and 2 Divorces in 2 years.

June: 3 Years... And... 3 divorces...

Lisa & Tommy: What?

June: I was high and i got married to a caedoard cutout of Woody from Toy Story...

Tommy: Bro, where'd you get this sick phone Lee?

Lisa: Lee? My nickname is'nt Lee!

Tommy: Gee whizz!

June & Lisa: No one says that anymore!

Tommy: Yum Tutor!

Lisa: Okay, stop it! I'm having brunch with one of my co-workers in an hour! [Now thinking] I better get dressed!

[Lisa comes back out to the living room after dressing up]

Lisa: So, what do ya think?

Tommy: I think i wanna barf.

Lisa: June?

June: You look like a clown.

Lisa: Shut-up.

June: Enjoy your before sex brunch.

Lisa: Thanks.

June: Wait... Is this your first date since John died?

Lisa: [Nervously] Uh... Um... Uhh... John who?

June: Seriously?

Lisa: ... Don't look at me like that

[Lisa waits for her co-worker at a diner]

Waitress: Honey, he's not coming! It's been an hour!

Lisa: What do you know, "Honey".

Waitress: Screw you.

Lisa: [Screaming] I have a lawyer!!

Waitress: .................. You got me there...

[Lisa's phone rings]

Lisa: Hello?

Lisa's Co-worker Jared: Hi, Amigo!

[Lisa cuts the call]

[Lisa cries]

[Fades to black]

[Credits roll]