The Random Objects Movie/Transcript

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Part 1.1: Opening Sequence
(The scene cuts to a fancy restaurant.) TV: Oh hey there! You probably don't even know me. My name is TV. Full name, television. Oh. Now you know me. I'm going to get pulverized for this..

??: So. You have ten seconds.

TV: Okay, that's all folks!

Part 1.2: And thus' The Story Begins!
Table: Hey! Get your body away from me chair Chair: No! Move your dang legs outta there!

Picture: Oh... You guys are fighting again.... (yawns) Oh god.

Computer: I'm gonna search for "How to stop fighting" 6 results.