Nolan & Dillon Reviews/The Witcher

(Begins with Dillon shredding a guitar) (Nolan comes)
 * Dillon: When a humble bard graced a ride along with Geralt of Rivia along came this song...
 * Nolan: When the white wolf fought the silver tongued devil. His army of elves with his hooves did they revel.
 * Dillon: They came after me with masterful deceit. Broke down my loot and kicked in my teeth.
 * Nolan: While the Devil's horns minced our tender meat. And so cried the Witcher, he can't be bleat.
 * Both: TOSS A COIN TO YOUR WITCHER O' VALLEY OF PLENTY O' VALLEY OF PLENTY OOOOOH!