Kimberly Jordan and the 8 Vocaloids of Japan/Transcript

Kimberly AJ: Now then, Vocaloids, I just have one thing to say about the real world. When I was born in 1992, the first thing I ever did was to open my eyes and the first things I saw, of course, were the things in my family living room. Growing up year by year, I simply learned everything from TV until my very first day of school. And from every Monday to Friday, mostly, I had perfect days with so many rewards with choices in some cases and I kept them up to now, from teddy bears to video games.

Hatsune Miku: So you have a lot that you first saw on TV? I think I was born with electronics existing, too. According to my very own history book, they were invented by... hmm, I wonder who invented those? *starts opening the book and turns the pages* Are these pages alphabetized? Oh, here it is! ...Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone in 1876.

Rin Kagamine: I didn't know he had done that.

Len Kagamine: Yeah, it's been over two centuries before my sis and I were born.

Megurine Luka: Perhaps there was more than one inventor in world history. As I remember, Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb before we Vocaloids were all born.

Rin: He did?

Kimberly: How did you know some of the world's history, Luka?

Miku: Did you learn it from school?

Luka: Well, I did in Tokyo Academy when I was younger. My mother engaged on history ever since the wars of the 20th century. She was also my age in that time, I suppose.

MEIKO: At least Japan is peaceful now, am I right, Kaito?

KAITO: Positively, Meiko, you know tasting my ice cream one of my past days reminds me of how this recipe was invented. Back in the ancient times, a Roman slave master had an idea to make the very first ice treat ever, so he had some slaves gather some snow for it.

Gumi Megpoid: My word, that's a lot of history in the past! Kimberly, did you figure out about everything in the present day? I'm curious to say that this planet seemed to have the world's first garden where I guess there would be carrots.

Kamui Gakupo: Did I hear someone mention gardens? Well, in my case, I prefer the one that is all about eggplants. As I planted their seeds and watered them, strange shapes started showing as my eggplants all grew.

(others gasp)

Kimberly: I know, Gakupo, all shapes and sizes of eggplants I've seen in my lifetime. I also sensed there is one type called the Fairytale Eggplant. It's small as your fingers you can pick them easy as cake.

Gakupo: Oh, really? You really are one curious American human girl, Kimberly, I'll have to get myself Fairytale Eggplant seeds and try them out.

(distant whistling sound)

Miku: Hang on, everyone, what's that? *catches a bunny rabbit with pink fur* Oh, I think I know this one, it's a bunny rabbit!

Bunny rabbit: You've got that one right.

Kimberly: A talking bunny rabbit? I've heard of some others in crossover cartoons.

Bunny rabbit: But not this one. I just came out of nowhere born from the radiance of an open flower under the sunlight.

Kimberly: It's such a pleasure to meet you, little bunny, I'm Kimberly Jordan, best known as Kimberly AJ and these are the 8 Vocaloids, Hatsune Miku, the Kagamine Twins known as Rin and Len, Megurine Luka, Meiko, Kaito, Gumi Megpoid and Kamui Gakupo, sometimes known as Gackpoid.

Miku: Delighted to meet you, little cutie.

Other Vocaloids: Hello!

Bunny rabbit: Hi, Kimberly and Vocaloids! I honestly want to say that I never had a name just yet.

Kimberly: That's OK. I'll think about one for just a minute, all right?

Miku (petting the bunny's fur): Mmm... this bunny fur is really silky soft to the touch.

Kimberly: Silky... oh, I've got it! How about I can name this one "Silky"?

Luka: I was originally thinking of naming it "Pinky" because of the pink fur, but I guess "Silky" is OK.

Rin: Is Silky a girl just like me?

Len: Hmm, we'll have to find out for sure.

MEIKO: Now that I've heard carefully, Silky is a good name for a bunny rabbit like that.

KAITO: I agree.

Gumi: Yep, so do I.

Gakupo: Looks like it's unanimous. *takes out his fan* As the purple samurai, I hereby declare that this pink bunny rabbit is officially named Silky. And due to the pink fur, Silky is a girl, so she's all yours.

Miku: Oh, that's very nice of you, Gakkun...

Rin: Yay! I must've guessed it right!

Len: Then it's already confirmed.

Gumi: Commonly, bunny rabbits eat carrots to boost their energy, so I guess I'll have to get some for Silky.

Silky: You will? Oh, Gumi, you're in the start of being kind, and Miku, I just have one question, has a bunny like me ever tried leeks before?

Miku: Well, now that you're my pet, I think I'll have to try out sharing some of my leeks. They're also edible, really.