WikiViews/Iron Legion: 3000 Sacrifices


 * Dillon and Noah are watching Avengers: Endgame.*

Noah: Oh my God, he's gonna do it, he's gonna do it!

* Mjolnir swings across and Captain America catches it. Noah and Dillon go crazy.*

Noah: OH MAN, THIS IS, LIKE, THE 800TH TIME I'VE SEEN THIS AND IT STILL GETS BETTER!

Dillon: YES YES FUCK YES YES

Noah: NOW WHACK THANOS IN THE FACE!

* Captain America punches Thanos with Mjolnir.*

Noah: He's gonna fry Thanos with electricity! HE'S GONNA DO IT!

* Cap sends lightning bolts on Thanos.*

Noah and Dillon: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH FUCK YEAH!

* Dillon claps*