Planets (2015 film)/Trailer transcripts

Teaser
Jupiter: It's a Storm! Like I‘ve never seen before? If we don't do something quick, we’re gonna sink.

Narrator: Before the cavemen.

Jupiter: Somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down there!

Mercury: I admit it! It's my fault!

Narrator: Before the dinosaurs.

Mercury: I'm afraid the only big left is to be thrown into the wind!

Earth: Oh, you don't have to do that, we got a catapult! You can just launch into the depths of heaven.

Mercury: Yes. Thank You.

Narrator: Before the Hominins! These were people! Blender Films' Planets. Only In Theaters 2015.

Mars: Holy Pony Full Of Baloney Eating Macaroni!

Trailer 1
Narrator: From the creators of The Loud House Movie (2001 AU)!

Earth: This is oscar-worthy!

Narrator: And the studio behind Sprite Film (Blender Films 2006 AU), Comes an extraordinary project!

Uranus: Lez get ready!

Narrator: PLANETS! Blasting off to theaters in 2015!

Mercury: I LIKE IT!