Megamind Alternate Ending

Hal: This is the last time you make a fool out of me!

Megamind: I made you a hero. You did the fool thing all by yourself!

Hal: You’re so pathetic. No matter what side you’re on, you’re always the loser.

Megamind: There’s a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes. Oh! you've gotta be kidding me. Minion! if i lived i we're killed you.

Hal: Enjoy your flight.

Roxanne Ritchie: Megamind!

Megamind: [voice over] So, this is how it ends. Normally I’d chalk this up to my last glorious failure. But not today! What can I say, old habits die hard.

Hal: Say bye, bye Roxie.

Megamind: Ollo! Think about bad guys? They always lose!

Roxanne Ritchie: You did it! You won!

Megamind: Well, I finally had a reason to win. You! Minion!

Minion: I can’t see, it’s cold and warm, and dark and light.

Megamind: It’s me, Minion. I’m right here.

Minion: Help me Sir! I'm having a heart attack.

Megamind: Oh No! No! No! No! No! Minion! Please! Don't Die! [sniffing]

Minion: Sir! Don't Cry! We’ve had a lot of adventures together, you and I.

Megamind: We have, Minion.

Minion: [coughing] Oh…I mean most of them ended in horrible failure, but we won today. Didn’t we, sir?

Megamind: Yes, Minion. We did it. Thanks to you.

Minion: Code; we’re the good guys now.

Megamind: Code; I guess we are.

Minion: Oh…oh…I…I’m having a heart attack! I...I...I...Don't Wanna....Di...Die!

Megamind: Minion! No! Don't Worry! Water will help you.

Minion: I...I...I'm Sorry. I’m going far...a..way. G..G...Goo....od....B...B.....By....

Megamind: Minion? Minion? Minion? Minion! Minion! No! No! No! [sobbing]

Roxanne Ritchie: It's okay Megamind. [sniffing] [sobbing]

Megamind: [voice over] So, this is my sad story. he's dead, my best friend minion. many times we have. but...1 year later.... Funny, I guess destiny is not the path given to us, but the path we choose for ourselves.

Megamind: Alright put your hands in the air. Now hand over your walets. I'm just kidding.

Megamind: [voice over] I have to admit, being good has it’s perks.

Roxanne Ritchie: You know, you look pretty good in white.

Mayor: Megamind! if you plea...AHH!!!

Man: Hey! My kid can't see.

Metro Man: Sorry my friend. Way a go little buddy. I knew you have it anyway.

Mayor: Ladies and gentlemen. Megamind, defender of Metro City!

[the crowd cheers]

Megamind: [voice over] You know, I like the sound of that.