The Avengers (Marvel;Re)/Issue 3 (Coolot1)

This is Issue three of The Avengers.

Transcript
It begins with Thor being bored throwing the vial of the techno virus as the other Avengers just stare at him. Thor puts the vial down. Carol's eyes glow with rage as Brian and Rick hold her back. While this is happening Jessica and Wanda are watching the news. They do as they arrive to Ryker's Island. They drop down as they see several many supervillains as they notice the Avengers. The others head to help Thor fight Radioactive Man as the Ani-Men stop them. Carol starts single handedly fighting all of them as the others help Thor fighting Radioactive Man and even more villains including Stilt-Man, Scream, Gladiator and Gargoyle. Rick then notices the Adaptoid. Thor pulls up the vial and throws it to Rick. Rick then runs through the many villains and reaches to Grant. Rick screams and then lets the virus go as it eats throw Grant's armor. Rick then chases after the virus trying to contain it. After chasing it through several villains he ends up placing it back in the vial. He then grabs Ward and throws him into Radioactive Man, burning him. It cuts to that place as it is basically a Chuck E Cheese esque location but with Deadpool themes. Thor is happily playing several arcade games while the others are just sitting bored eating food. They get out their seats and join Thor in playing the games. To finish the issue off it cuts to Loki looking at them having fun through bifrost. He then zooms into Jessica Jones.
 * Carol: Are you sure doing that is safe?
 * Thor: Of course. It's not like it's gonna shatter and break.
 * Carol: That's exactly what can happen.
 * Thor: Fine. Happy?
 * Carol: Yes I am.
 * Thor: Ok Karen.
 * Brian: It's not worth it.
 * Rick: Yeah.
 * Reporter: This coming in. The Super Adaptoid is fighting every single inmate in the Ryker's Island.
 * Jessica: Thor! We found him. Yet the bad news is we have to fight a bunch of criminals.
 * Eros: So we finally get to fight?
 * Wanda: Yep!
 * Thor: Awwww yeah... everybody get on my goats!
 * Carol: Why did we have to ride on goats again?
 * Thor: Because every Avengers team needs a vehicle and one of the leaders didn't allow me to get the Quinjet.
 * Jessica: I'm glad they didn't...
 * Thor: What?!
 * Jessica: Nothing!
 * Thor: Good.
 * Radioactive Man: AH THOR! I WILL GET REVENGE FOR YOU BREAKING MY BACK!
 * Brian: You broke Radioactive Man's back?
 * Thor: Yep.
 * Carol: Leave them all to me.
 * Rick: Thor! Give me the virus.
 * Thor: Why?!
 * Rick: I see Ward!
 * Thor: Fine...
 * Grant: Oh? One of the Avengers? Where's the rest of your team?
 * Rick: Fighting the rest of the villains you broke out just to fight.
 * Grant: Too sad. Because you are going to die like the Hulk rip-off you are.
 * Grant: What did you do?! What did you do?!
 * Rick: Removed the suit from the picture.
 * Thor: Was that Grant?
 * Rick: Yep! He was nothing without his suit.
 * Eros: Ward may be defeated but there is still all of these villains from Ryker's.
 * Wanda: It won't be that hard. Most of the villains are either knocked out or retreating.
 * Thor: This means only one thing... we need to celebrate at Deadpool's Happy Kid Place Supreme!
 * Eros: Should we join him?
 * Wanda: Why not? Because as Thor once said. "One way we unite as one. Until the battle's done with evil on the run."
 * Loki: She's perfect...