Thread:GreenGrassCreeper34/@comment-3004323-20200810142122/@comment-25892114-20200817190035

Alien: But Santa's red, and not tasty!

Billy: MURDERER!

Bigfoot: (to Nessie, Mothman, and Chupacabra) ...You want me to get Billy off of him?

(They nod, as Bigfoot grabs Billy and throws him off)

Bigfoot: You're welcome, Alien.

Billy: WHY DID YOU THROW ME AWAY FROM HIM?! HE IS A MURDERER!

Alien: YOUR ASS CHEEKS NEED TO BE IN SCHOOL FOR ASSAULT!

Nessie: School? Don't you mean prison?

Alien: Schools and prisons are the same thing.

Eddy: (laughs) For once, he's right! School is a prison!