Goofy For Hire Transcript

The transcript for Goofy For Hire.

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Mickey: Oh boy! It’s such a good day to walk outside on a Saturday!

Goofy: (crying)

Mickey: (runs up to Goofy) Oh gee Goofy, what’s wrong?

Goofy: (sniff) Mick, i’m gonna lose my house if i don’t pay my bills! And i don’t have money! (sobs)

Mickey: Goofy, why don’t you get a job! It can help you get money, and money won’t lose your house! The new store opened across the street.

Goofy: *gasp* Good idea Mick! I’ll run to the store!

Goofy: (runs all the way across the street)

Mickey: Oh boy, i hope this won’t have major consequences.

Goofy: hruns into the store) Hey, employee do you know where the manager’s room is?

Employee: Oh yeah, it’s down the hall and to the right.

Goofy: Gee, thanks dude! (walks down hall and turns to the right)

Goofy: (opens door)

Goofy: Hello doc?

Manager: So, you came for a job interview?

Goofy: Yes, yes i did.

Manager: what brings you here?

Goofy: Well, i’m about to lose my house, so i need to get a job to get money!

Manager: Good reason. Give me 50 reasons why i should help you.

Goofy: Ok! (brings Mickey and Donald), I’ll show you!

Donald: Hey, where are we?

(3 minutes later)

Mickey and Donald: (sleeping)

Goofy: and that is exactly why you should hire me as an employee.

Manager: (claps four times) Bravo, that was amazing! Your hired!

Goofy: Yes, thank you Mickey and Donald!

Mickey and Donald: (sleeping on the ground)

Title card: Job #1: Janitor

Manager: ok, this is easy! You just gotta clean off any wet stuff on the floor, or wall ok?

Goofy: Ok manager!

Manager (goes in office and closes door)

Goofy: Ok, he told me to wipe the floor and wall, but he didn’t say the roof!

(Goofy uses plumbers for his foot to wipe the ceiling which goes on the ground and causes people to fall down.)

Manager: Ok, heres your-(sees people on the ground)

Goofy: Hey manager, can i have my paycheck now?

Title Card: Job #2: Cashier

Manager: Ok, maybe being a janitor isn’t the right job for you. Maybe we should try cashier!

Goofy: Okey dokie boss!

(a person enters the store)

Goofy: Hello sir, could i get your order?

Customer/Robber: NOPE!

Robber: (steals cash register, exits the store and jumps into store)

Manager: Oh no! Somebody stop that maniac!

Goofy: I’ll stop him!

Goofy: (gets in car and follows the robber)

Robber: Hahaha, they had no clue about that!

(car honk)

Robber: What was that?

Goofy: (jumps in car) ME!

Robber: Get out!

Goofy: Not until you return that cash box thingy!

Robber: (correction) It’s called a cash register.

Goofy: Oh ok, but i’m still taking that cash register to go!

Robber: NEVER!!!

Goofy & Robber: (fights in car)

(Goofy and the robber fight in the car until they realize the car went off the road and falls down a cliff, causing a massive explosion)

Goofy: So i got the robber arrested, but the cash register also got destroyed! No hard feelings, am i right?