Lobo (film)

Lobo is an upcoming R-rated DC Comics anthology movie.

Origins
Lobo was a Czarian who fragged his own planet by using killer scorpions

It's Fraggin' Time Again
Lobo made a bet with a human thug named Sunny Jim to see which one could frag a waitress from Al's Diner named Darlene. Lobo carved Sunny Jim's face so Sunny can lose the bet. At Al's Diner, Sunny Jim is seen talking to Darlene about the bet and that Sunny's face was replaced with a smiley.

Bustin' Out of Oblivion
Lobo left Big Ahmet's and met an icon of Playbo named Krorax. She is also of the same race as Lobo. The two of them moved to Lil' One Lung's bar. Lobo and Krorax came across Sniff who hired the two to rescue his brother Sniff from jail. All three of them had a farting contest and Lobo agrees. Lobo got impaled by Sniff's body and requested a sponge from Lil' One Lung. Krorax asked One Lung where is Sniff.

Cast

 * John Goodman as Lobo
 * Rihanna as Krorax
 * Amanda Seyfried as Darlene
 * Mark Wahlberg as Sunny Jim
 * Ving Rhames as Tubo
 * Andy Secoumbe as Stumpy
 * Jack Black as Sniff
 * Will Ferrell as Slaz
 * Eddie Izzard as Major Snake
 * Vin Diesel as Fat Whutzat
 * Kristen Stewart and Selena Gomez as The Nutcracker Sisters
 * Andy Serkis as Mudboy
 * Benedict Cumberbatch as Snake
 * Steve Carell as Space Penguins (Voice only)
 * ??? as Big Ahmet
 * Doug Jones as MBA
 * Steve Buscemi as Lil' One Lung

Rating
Rated R for sequences of intense bloody action, pervasive strong language, drug use, smoking and sexual content and humor.

It's Fraggin' Time Again

 * Lobo: "Yo, Sunny! We'll make a bet."
 * Sunny Jim: "Really?"
 * Lobo: "There is this beautiful young waitress named Darlene at Dooley-7. Her name is Darlene. Let's see which one could frag her first. Unless.." (Lobo gets into a fight with Sunny Jim and carves Sunny's face.)
 * Sunny Jim: "My fucking face!!"

Bustin' Out of Oblivion

 * Lobo: "Yo, One Lung. The SPONGE!"
 * Lil' One Lung: "Holy shit, Bo! I'll help you."
 * Lobo: "Fan-fragging-tastic!"
 * Krorax: "Yo, Clyde. Where's fragging Oblivion?"
 * Lil' One Lung: "Oblivion's directions are in your smartphone."
 * Krorax: "Bye, One Lung. Bo and I are going to break a bastitch from jail."