Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls (TV show)/S1E2: Pretending Everything Threatens Animals/Transcript


 * Narrator: [shot of a collage featuring various animals] Animals; one of the living beings on Earth. [cut to a man walking his pretty cat] Cats, [cut to a woman walking her tough bulldog] dogs, [cut to a monkey at a zoo] monkeys...[cut to a male child helping an old woman at the street] even humans! But some deserve to be murdered, but a certain organization takes this one step further...
 * [cut to a parody of Sonic Drive-In in Space called "Quick Meal"]
 * Female Quick Meal chef: [gives customer a full meal bag] Here's your order!
 * Customer #1: [takes bag] Thank you! [flies away in rocket]
 * Customer #2: [flies in using a rocket after Customer #1] A full meal, please!
 * Female Quick Meal chef: [gives second customer a full meal bag] Here's your order!
 * Customer #2: [takes bag] Gee, thanks! [flies away in rocket]
 * [a black-colored rocket drives in]
 * Female Quick Meal chef: Oh, my!
 * [black rocket window opens, it reveals the members of the organization "Greatest Animal Savers" or "G.A.S."]
 * Brittany Banana: So I heard you serve burgers?
 * Female Quick Meal chef: Uhh, yes? Wh-wh-wh-what's wrong with that?
 * Brittany Banana: Because they have meat.
 * Female Quick Meal chef: Yes, what's wrong with meat-
 * Brittany Banana: We're going to shut you down, since you've been murdering cows to satisfy these aliens!
 * Female Quick Meal chef: But, but-
 * Brittany Banana: [prepares gun, aims at the female Quick Meal chef] Hands up.
 * Female Quick Meal chef: But why would you-
 * [Brittany Banana shoots the female Quick Meal chef offscreen, literal blue blood is splattered on the back wall]
 * [cut to the outside of Quick Meal's Headquarters]
 * [cut to inside of Quick Meal's Headquarters]
 * Quick Meal manager: But why would you want to shut us down just because we're feeding people animals? We make our pure space cows breed!
 * Brittany Banana: [prepares gun, aims at the Quick Meal manager] You shut down this drive-in now, and that's final.
 * Quick Meal manager: Okay, okay!
 * [Brittany Banana slyly smiles]
 * [theme song]


 * [cut to Milky Way's headquarters outside, then inside. The Milky Way galaxy cats are hanging out in the headquarters]
 * Quick Meal manager: I just don't get it! This weird group of people-like aliens just shut down my drive-in because I was feeding the others cows, when the meat in those burgers were made from pure space cattle that were ready to be slaughtered for their satisfaction! Excluding that group, of course.
 * Milky Way: [reading a Sailor Moon manga] Huh, I encountered the same group of people while I was trying to eat breakfast and they blamed me because I was going to eat something with milk that causes autism.
 * Oggy the Milky Way galaxy cat: [laughing after Milky Way's line in the background]
 * Quick Meal manager: Now that's just dumb of them.