Cool Rap Wars/The Doctor vs. Jean-Luc Picard

(The U.S.S Enterprise is flying through space.) (The Tardis lands on the enterprise as the doctor steps out as 10th Doctor)
 * Picard: Captain's Log Stardate 87463820 We been flying through a mistly vast fog as we hear a big loud noise.
 * Announcer: Cool Rap Wars The Doctor Vs Jean -Luc Picard BEGIN!
 * The Doctor: These are the voyagers of the Starship Enterprise who have many different spin-offs and still haven't died. They Call me the Doctor. Weilder of The Tardis, Went through many regenerations within a single bliss. From Baker to McCoy to Tennant and Smith People only like your character cause he is such a big dick. Your the last person Star Trek fans have a fit because you rejected Starfleet's Most Qualified Applicant. You always stay on your ship waiting for excitement to happen. Come on Stewart I liked you better in X-Men. So sorry Picard that your such a big jerk. Because you'll never be able to follow the footsteps of James T. Kirk.
 * Picard: Oh, at least my new show is doing well. While most people wish Jodie Whitaker's Doctor would go to hell! I single handedly lead Star Trek to the next generation. While you are only being watched by the British nation! I have numerous spin-offs that are considered to be good. Who the fuck remembers Class, Sarah Jane or Torchwood! I may be a dick but you are even more. And honestly, Christopher Eccleston had better acting in that terrible sequel to Thor. So Doctor, you don't want anymore of this. So bring your whiny little ass back into your Tardis.
 * The Doctor: My spin offs are bad? who remembers Deep Space Nine? People more liked the film reboot with Chris Pine. And not only that Your only known for a Family Guy episode. and your crew has Sheldon Cooper waxed in mustard and the guy from Reading Rainbow. At least my companions and monsters are likeable and gained respect. You're just a womanizer teaching Wesley Crusher how to sex. And I should also clearify you broke Prime Directive Multiple Times. At least I don't kill yet still save millions of lives. So you think I'm terrible this time lord has dignity Star Trek will just fail more with your new upcoming animated series.
 * Picard: At least my movies weren't shitty flops. Because Doctor you're like a pimple that needs to be popped. Building trust with your companions and then leaving them to rust. You are like a weeping Angel I’m going to bust. Your Daleks don't give me any fear! Bitch, I started Tom Hardy's career. It's obviously that Jack Harkness is a discount version of Riker! And Christopher Eccleston's Doctor looks like a wannabe biker. It's sad that the only good thing your franchise produces are radio shows. While Star Trek is still producing that money flow!
 * The Doctor: Now listen here you Jean Claude Jacked Guard your last name sounds like a hippie guitar. Yet you always mention Eccleston but not the other doctors. If anything you could even talk about my rival The Master You almost caused the Borg Threat and Brainwashed The Entire Crew, And had such hatred with religion geez your so screwed and you may be a captain but your another redshirt. One who sacrifices others just to watch them die in the dirt.  And you're hatred with Q so inappropriately intruiging rejecting a wish and sending your crew to a robin hood fantasy  If anything Picard your more of antagonist letting your crew rot while you gain a big success  And I'm saying this Picard I hate to go this far but you'll always be the second rated sci-fi franchise behind Star Wars.