The Coleman Family Into the Crossverse/Transcript

(At the construction site, Larry and his friends are doing work while chatting.)

Larry: Anyone want a beer after work?

Wyatt: You know I'm always up for a beer.

Jose: Si, me too.

Larry: How about you, Chen?

Chen: Yeah, I can grab a couple beers after work.

Larry: Great, the wife and kids will be out.

Chen: How did you get a free evening?

Larry: We're going to a school play.

Wyatt: Lucky you for dodging that.

Coleman Residence

(Larry comes home from the bar.)

Yolanda: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! WHY WERE YOU NOT AT THE SCHOOL PLAY?!

Larry: What are you talking about? I went for beer with the guys after work because you and the kids are gonna be out.

Yolanda: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH US, DUMMY! When I said the kids have a school play, that means you have to go too! Not go to have a good time with your buddies!

Larry: I'm sorry. I thought when you said the kids have a school play, I thought you meant you were taking the kids.

Yolanda: Why would I want to sit through that by myself? If I have to go, you have to go! Now, since you have a old time with your friends while I was sitting through some boring school play, I guess that means I got to go. Have a good time while you watch your children.

Larry: Uhhh...

Yolanda: You can just close your bottom lip right now. It's happening.

Larry; But Yolanda, I'm sorry.

Yolanda: Yeah, you are sorry. *walks away* Sorry ass.

Nancy Reagan School

(The students are eating lunch.)

Darrel: I want to go to the movies this weekend.

Calvin: Yeah, we could go see that, uh, new action movie!

Darius: Yeah, I wanna see that too!

Darrel: Let's to make it happen Saturday after noon. Who's in?

(All of them raise their hands, expect for Toshi.)

Darrel: Toshi, you wanna go?

Toshi: I want to, but my parents are making me go to some dinner with them. We have family visiting.

Darrel: I hear ya, man. Maybe next time.

Stuart, Rick, Elliott: *approaches the boys*

Stuart: Oh, look, it's the Nerd Herd.

Darrel: *rolls his eyes* What do you guys want?

Elliott: Oh, I'm sensing a little attitude, Coleman.

Darrel: I'm surprised you're sensing anything over the smell of your breath.

Elliott: You're gonna pay for that. *punches the table*

Mr. Stevens: Everything okay here, gentlemen?

Darius: Everything's great, Mr. Stevens. These three are just leaving.

Mr. Stevens: Very well. Keep moving, gentlemen.

Hallways

(The boys are walking down the hallways until they notice a poster of Earthling vs. Predator.)

Darrel: What is that? Is that a movie?

Ronny: It appears to be... *gasps in horror* A mockbuster.

Pablo: What's a mockbuster?

Ronny: A copy of media.

Pablo: Why are you so scared?

Ronny: Mockbusters are very disturbing.

Meanwhile

Anchorwoman: Local teenager reports mockbuster sighting.