The Nintendo Movie/Transcript

Prologue
In an Unknown Place

(The Old Man is guarded from someone and he know he's here)

Old Man: He's here, covered your butts.

Guard: Covered our butts? Why.

(And then the Gate has Open and it was Dimentio and his Minions)

Dimentio: Virtruvius.

Virtruvius: Dimentio.

Dimentio: You've hidden the Dark Cannon well, old man. Minions! Destroyed him!

Virtruvius: Your Minions are no match for me, for a Master Brawler. That I can see Everything!

(He's fighting all Dimentio's Minions and then Dimentio just Blinded him)

Virtruvius: Agh! My Eyes!

Dimentio: Looks like I won. (He open the chest) Finally, the Dark Cannon is Mine! Minions, take it to my Ship. And this time Nobody will stop me.

Virtruvius: (He Stand up) There is a Prophecy.

Dimentio: Propechy?

Virtruvius: About the Trophy Stand.

Dimentio: Trophy Stand?

Virtruvius: Yes. There supposed to be a Trophy Stand that can somehow magically disarm the Dark Cannon.

Dimentio: Really.

Virtruvius: One day, a talented Two Girls or boys the Heroes will make the Trophy Stand found from its hiding refuge underground, and with a noble army at the helm this Master Brawler will thwart The Dark Cannon and save the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting most important persons of all times. All of this is true, because it rhymes

Dimentio: You sure? That was a great, inspiring legend that you made up.

(Dimentio send him fly away from the Place)

Dimentio: The Heroes? Well, they will never save the World from Me (Evil Laugh)


 * Nintendo and Warner Bros. Picture


 * The Nintendo Movie

Life in Diamond City
8 and a Half years ago

(A Small Yellow Cat named Spitz has Woke up from his bed)

Spitz: (Yawn) Good morning to me. Ready to start the day. (He get off the bed) (Breath) Alright time for me to say...

Citizen: Good morning Everyone!

(Everybody in Diamond City Saying Good Morning Everybody)

Spitz: Alright time for me to take a Bath.

(He take a Bath in a Shower)

Spitz: And I have to be careful not to get soap on my (The soap got into his eyes) EYESSS!

(After that he brush his teeth and Comb his Fur)

Spitz: Okay, time for me to do my Exercise. Jumping Jack hit'em. (He jump) One. (He jump again) Two. (And again) Three. I'm so pump out! Time for me to get dress. (He walk out of the Door) Wait! I'm still in my Pajamas.

(He dress up inside the Closet)

Spitz: (Dress up as a Parrot) No. (Dress up as a Football Player) No. (Dress up in Europe) Na-ah (Dress up as a Soccer Player) No (He dress up his Casual clothes) Not that. (He dress up like Gizmo from Teen Titan) Wrong. (He finally found his Outfit) And that's it Check. (And he put on his Goggles on his Forehead)

(He make his own Breakfast and he sit down his Chair)

Spitz: I have to wait for Dribble to pick me up. So I better hang around here. (He turn on his TV) I like Pair Of kings. (Laugh)

Newspaper Boy: Paper! Get your morning Paper.

Spitz: (He turn off the TV) Time for me to get the Paper. (He pick up the Newspaper on his Doorstep and he read it) A New Video Game coming, Cool... What the? A Clown is trying to take over the World. What was that about?... Oh well, I guess it's for a New Video Game. (Sigh) Let's see the Mail (He look at the Mail) John. Michael. Danny. Gus. Thomas. Jerry. Ace... Jeff (He put all the Mall on the Desk) Man, How long will Dribble would pick me up?

(He heard a Honk noise it was Dribble driving his Taxi)

Dribble: Come on, Spitz! Let's go!

Spitz: Finally, time for me to go. (He grab his Backpack and left House and he Realize something's missing) Oops, I forgot my Wrench. (He pick up the Wrench and left House)

(He lock the Door and he get in the Taxi and they drive off)

Dribble: I got some Shoes for you. (He show Spitz some Shoes, It was Blue and Yellow)

Spitz: Thank. (He put on his Shoes) Can you turn on the Radio.

Dribble: Sure. (He turn on the Radio)

DJ: Time to play "Everything Is Awesome"

Spitz: Oh my G-O-S-H, I like this Song!

(Song "Everything Is Awesome)

(While they were drive they saw a Customer coming)

Dribble: Where to?

Man: To the Park.

(They finally made it the Diamond City Park)

Man: Thank.

Spitz: He gave us a tip.

Dribble: Great! Time to get our Laundry.

(They went to Laundry Store and get their Laundry)

Spitz: Hey did you hear this, the Football Player are gonna have a Local Sport Team.

All: Go Sport Team!

Dribble: I'll go get my Coffee.

Spitz: Okay.

Dribble: I'll have a Coffee.

Manager: Here you go. (He give him a Coffee) That thirty-seven Dollars.

Dribble: (Silent) Okay, Here you go. (He give a Money)

(They went to Warioware ,Inc and they saw their Friends)

Wario: Alright! Listen up Everybody. We need to do all our work to get some Money for today, and this time let's sing Everything Is Awesome.

All: Yeah.

(They are doing their Work and they are Singing except Ashley and Young Cricket)

5 Hours Later

(After their Work, they are going back home for the end of the Day)

Wario: Thank you, you Guys. We finally got some Money's for today. Time for you all to go home.

18-Volt: Finally! I'm going to the Sports Bar after work tonight.

Kat: I'm going to do my Dojo.

Ana: Me too.

Dr. Crygor: I'm gonna do all my Work at my Lab.

Ashley: I'm going back home to find the book that's so scary.

Young Cricket: Better go back home for my Master.

Jimmy T: And I'm gonna to do my Dancing move at my Place.

Dribble: Well, I better go home. Spitz, do you want a Ride?

Spitz: No, I better go take a Walk back back home, cause my House is over there.

Dribble: Okay, Suit yourself.

5 Minutes Later

(Spitz is going back home, and he got bump from a Trash Can)

Spitz: Ouch! Man, I have to be Careful... Wait, where's my Notebook? (He went to the Grass to find his notebook, and he found it) Great, I better write those for my Life.

(He going back to the City, and he heard someone running pass him)

Spitz: Did someone pass me?

(He look around and he saw Two man searching something in the Forest)

Spitz: Uh, Excuse me you two. You guys cannot go to the Forest is dangerous here. Hello? They didn't listen to me. (He pull out his Phone) Well, I have no choice but to report you.

(He saw them ran off)

Spitz: Wait! I didn't mean to scare you! I just want to- (He slip on the Oil) (Scream)

(He fell down to the Big Hole and he got Knocked Several time)

Spitz: Ow.

(He still Fell down to the Hole and he got Knocked Again)

Spitz: Owie.

(He Landed on his Back and he saw a Beautiful Area)

Spitz: Hey. That doesn't look so Bad.

(He got his leg hurt from a Rock and he got sting from a Spike)

Spitz: Ow! Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah.

(He finally fell down to the Ground and he saw a Golden Plate)

Spitz: Wow, what is that.

Voice: Touch the beam.

Spitz: Touch the Beam? What do you mean?

Voice: Touch the Beam.

Spitz: Well, I think I should touch it.

(He gets up and starts walking over to the golden Plate, he becomes completely transfixed, he slowly extends his hand and touches the Plate and immediately gets a vision which includes Vitruvius reciting the Trophy Stand)

Virtruvius: The Heroes will make the Trophy Stand found from its hiding refuge underground...

(Spitz has been passed out)