Super! Comedy/Telejerkwipes

Cast

 * Ian James Corlett as Andy Larkin
 * Bruce Dinsmore as Binky Barnes
 * Kawennáhere Devery Jacobs as Dongwa Miao
 * Lisa Yamanaka as Wanda Li
 * John Alderton as Norman Price

Soft version
The Telejerkwipes: You suck (x4)

Narrator: Andy Larkin

Andy: Andy Larkin!

Narrator: Binky

Binky: Binky!

Narrator: Dongwa

Dongwa: Dongwa... MIAO!

Narrator: Wanda

Wanda Li: Wanda... Li.

Narrator: Telejerkwipes!

The Telejerkwipes: Telejerkwipes!

Narrator: Say go away!

The Telejerkwipes: GO A-WAY!

The Telejerkwipes: You suck (x6)

Norman Price (in the form of the sun): Oh brill! This looks like an amazing telly program!

Narrator: Where are the Telejerkwipes!

(Telejerkwipes argue for a bit)

The Telejerkwipes: GO A-WAY!

Narrator: They're in a milkshake bar.

The Telejerkwipes: IN THE MILKSHAKE BAR!

Narrator: All the Telejerkwipes are very thirsty!

Adult version
The Telejerkwipes: Wanker (x4)

Narrator: Andy Larkin

Andy: Andy Larkin!

Narrator: Binky

Binky: Binky!

Narrator: Dongwa

Dongwa: Dongwa MIAO you assholes!

Narrator: Wanda

Wanda Li: Wanda... Li.

Narrator: Telejerkwipes!

The Telejerkwipes: Telejerkwipes!

Narrator: Say eff off!

The Telejerkwipes: EFF OFF!

The Telejerkwipes: Wanker (x6)

Norman Price (in the form of the sun): Oh brill! This looks like an amazing telly program!

Narrator: Where are the Telejerkwipes!

(Telejerkwipes argue for a bit)

The Telejerkwipes: GO A-WAY!

Narrator: They're in the pub!

The Telejerkwipes: IN A PUB!

Narrator: All the Telejerkwipes are very thirsty!