The Good, the Bad, and Spike Bulldog/Transcript

Opening Song (Life is a Game)

 * Spike Bulldog:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Spike Bulldog:

Scene 1

 * Narrator: The Year Was 1849 When He Cries In The Wild West.
 * Tom and Jerry: Gold! Gold! Gold! We Found Gold!
 * Narrator: And So Begin To Gold Rush The Miles Has Return.
 * Droopy: The Horses Are Gonna Race And They're Off!
 * Narrator:
 * Huckleberry Hound and Spike Bulldog: Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Clementine.
 * Narrator: Excuse Me! Uh Pardon Me!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Yes?
 * Narrator: Uh Who Are You?
 * Huckleberry Hound: Well I'm Mysterious Steely-Eyed Silent Type Stranger To Use Talkin' About. Maybe Huckleberry Hound.
 * Spike Bulldog: Did You Say To Pan For Gold?
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Narrator:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Narrator: Not Dessert! Desert!
 * Huckleberry Hound:

Song 1 (Rusty Nails Saloon)

 * Rusty Nails:
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Stinky Dalton:

Scene 2

 * Spunk Dalton: You Must Be the Famous Bulldog Everyone’s Been Talking About. The One Who’s Gonna Help Huckleberry Make the Food! I’m Spunk!
 * Punk Dalton: I’m Punk!
 * Dunk Dalton: I’m Dunk!
 * Funk Dalton: And I’m Funk! It Is So Peculiar We Have Not Met!
 * Spike Bulldog:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Oh! We Have. I Saw All Four of You in the Audiance at the Rusty Nails Saloon, But Nobody Else Noticed.
 * Funk Dalton: I Do Not Remember That At All! Spunk?
 * Spunk: Me Neither. Punk?
 * Punk Dalton: Not Me Anyone. Dunk?
 * Dunk Dalton: Yeah! That Totally Sounds Like... I Mean, Nope. Must Of Been Another Bulldog.
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Please Don’t Rob the Ice Cream.
 * Tom and Jerry: We’re Thirsty!
 * Droopy: Yeah, What About Pepsi?
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Oh, Pepsi? It’s Other There!
 * Funk Dalton: Ooh! Can I Have Some?
 * Spike Bulldog: Sure! But Be Careful, There Are Strangers!
 * Dunk Dalton: I'm Afraid Not Stranger.
 * Cat #1: Hey!
 * Huckleberry Hound: It's The Ghost of Huckleberry Hound!
 * Spike Bulldog: I’m Not Afraid of Ghosts! Who Is?

Scene 3

 * Punk Dalton: You're Good At... Fair?! I'll Tell You What's Not Fair Spending A Lifetime On A Dime-Store Shelf Watching Ever Have A Luggage Being Sold!
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Sorry, But You Have to Pay the Price!