Beach Party Special (Avenue Q)/Transcript

(The special starts on a bright and sunny day on Avenue Q.)

Voice on Radio (Tim Lagasse): Good morning, Avenue Q. You're listening to this very special report. Today is the first day of summer and the weather for today will be all clear and sunny! That's right, listeners. A perfect day for going to the beach to have fun in the sun.

(Princeton and Kate Monster are seen listening to the radio station at their apartment.)

Kate Monster: Oh my god! Summer is here, Princeton!

Princeton: I know, Kate! It's so nice and sunny outside and it looks like a beautiful day for the beach!

(Princeton and Kate Monster heard screaming as they open the door and see their kids Almo, Ginger, Kieran, Lizzie and Memo running to the apartment as Mambo barks.)

Kieran: School is out!

Ginger: Hello, summer!

Kate Monster: Oh! Hey, kids! Listen, Daddy and I have a big surprise for you!

Almo: Really?

Memo: What?

Lizzie: What is it?

Princeton: Today, we're all having a beach party to celebrate the first day of summer!

Almo, Ginger, Kieran, Lizzie and Memo: (Cheering)

Kate Monster: Oh, I just love the beach! Come on, we better start changing ourselves.

(So Princeton, Kate Monster, Almo, Ginger, Kieran, Lizzie and Memo get ready for their trip to the beach. A few minutes later, they are now wearing bathing suits, sunglasses and sunscreen. Almo also brings Trumplet as a towel.)

Princeton: Okay, everyone! Let's get going and pick up all our friends so they can come with us!

Kieran: (as he and his family leave the apartment) Wow, Almo, I didn't know you can use Trumplet as a towel for the beach.

Memo: Good thinking, Almo!

Trumplet: I'm so excited! I always wanted to be a beach towel!

Almo: Almo can't wait to have some fun with all our friends at the beach! (Laughs and closes the door)

(Meanwhile, Stephanie, Shiloh, Bean, Olive Hoover, Matilda Honey, Araby Abaya, Cory Crow, Andreas Kokkino, Juliet Greenberg, Shane DeTorre, Punky Brewster, Cherie Johnson, Margaux Kramer, and P.J. are playing basketball and Bean shoots the ball in the hoop.)

STEPHANIE, SHILOH, BEAN, OLIVE, MATILDA, ARABY, CORY, ANDREAS, JULIET, SHANE, PUNKY, CHERIE, MARGAUX, AND P.J.:

Yeah!

(The Puzzle Place kids, Allegra, Rondo, Lindi, Riff and Poco are playing hopscotch on the streets.)

THE PUZZLE PLACE KIDS AND ALLEGRA AND HER FRIENDS:

Yeah!

PRINCETON, KATE MONSTER, ALMO, GINGER, KIERAN, LIZZIE, MEMO AND TRUMPLET:

Woah!

AVENUE Q GANG:

Celebrate good times

ALMO, GINGER, KIERAN, LIZZIE, MEMO AND TRUMPLET:

Come on!

AVENUE Q GANG:

Let's celebrate!

Mr. Cook: Wait for me, Poco!

AVENUE Q GANG:

Celebrate good times

Come on!

Let's celebrate!

Stephanie: Come on, guys!

AVENUE Q GANG:

There's a party goin' on right here

A celebration that lasts throughout the year

(Sportacus is in his airship seeing the rest of the gang and jumps off)

So bring your good friends

And your laughter, too

We're gonna celebrate a summer party with you

Come on now!

(At the playground, the following were there playing together and hanging out: Joan, Angelita, Eric, Henry, Parker, Torrie, Stanley, Sunspot, Budfire, Fuzzle, Russell, Cody, Franco, Trevor the Grouch, Grump the Grouch, Snugly, Squishy, Ricky Recycle Bin, Alys, Green Gene, Big Blu, Mustard, Excalibird, Bailey Bird, Barnaby, Tilly, Bubbasaur, Lil' Kip, Jenny, Widgit, Brontosaur, the Reppies, Hopper, Stacey Weingarten, Rue, Artemis, Apollo, Squish, Dorsel, Tank, Bubbles, Leonard, JoJo Siwa, the Ghostwriter Team and Toxie Jr., then they all turned and saw the rest of the gang running and dancing and singing and decide to join them.)

Lil' Kip: (noticing the gang coming, grins) Oh, boy! A parade!

JoJo Siwa: Come on, let's go!

(Ghostwriter appeared before forming the following words:)

Summer Party Today

At the Beach

Let's go!

Torrie: (reading the words, excitedly) A party at the beach?! Oh boy!

Bubbasaur: Let's go! (chuckles)

Craig Mitchell: (as the group in the playground followed the rest of the gang) Thanks, Ghostwriter!

ALL:

Celebration!

Let's all celebrate and have a good time!

(The Crank Yankers see the group running and singing and join in with Special Ed catching up to them. At Eureeka's Castle, Eureeka and her friends are in the courtyard when they see their friends all marching and singing. They then decided to join the parade.)

Celebration!

Let's all celebrate and have a good time!

(As everybody is walking and singing, the following run to join them: Nicky, Rod, Verne, Trekkie Monster, Scotty, Lucy, Julian, Easy, Brenda, Cookie Marshal, Dorito Monster, Patrick Monster, Sherman the Frog, Spamela Hamderson, Dr. Hiccup, Meeper, Peggy Fawn, Marlon Monster, Ted, Polly, Max, Pot Cookie Monster, Kanga Roddy, Tackle Bear, Bantu, Cimbop, Kimbop, Luckl-Duckl Bird, Ki Ki Kookaburra, Calvert Cardinal, Sparra Bird, Francise Birdling, Speck, Kesmoe Peapod, Bingo Flamingo, Brandon Crow, Cole Winterbain, Alba Winterbain, Pip, Flitter, Flap, Adrienne Delaney, Heath Dawson, LeVar Burton, the Lions, Alex Mack, Ray, Annie, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Celina, Gabi, Miles, Kelly Chan, Tiffany Bailey, Julie Ann Gourson, Tina Marie Espinoza, Kristy Lynn Espinoza, Bre Seltzer, Andrea Schuette, Hillary Hollingsworth, Katie Polk, Rosie O'Donnell, Gloria Pepitone, Billy Peltzer, Kate Beringer, Gizmo, Johnny 5, Red Guy, Green Duck Guy, Yellow Guy, Blue Guy, Red Duck Guy, Green Guy, the Cuddletubbies, Brendar the Barbarian, Evan the Troll, Stacy, Horus the Great, Axe, Nick, Sally, Fritz, Gracie, Butler, Toxie, Sarah, Seymour Krelborn, Audrey, Heidi, Huxtable, Sid, Seymour the Elechicken, Robert, Lucille, Arthur, Phil Phillips, Connie Edwards, Zaphiel, Lyle, Goofer, Roxy, Clarence, Chauncey, Sthugar, Wordsworth, Dave Chapelle, Bobble, Dangle, Stinky the Grom, Katerina, Zeek, Molly, Mike, Tuk, Barb, Mr. T., Rocky Horror, Greg the Bunny, Warren DeMontague, Count Blah and Tardy Turtle.)

EVERYBODY:

Say goodbye to winter weather

It's up to you, What's your pleasure

Everyone yell

Summer fun! Come on!

(Alys, Eureeka and Horus all use their magic to make everyone teleport to the beach. With a poof, the Avenue Q Gang are all on the beach wearing bathing suits, sunglasses, sunscreens and hats.)

Kieran: Whoah! We're here!

EVERYBODY:

Yahoo!

It's a celebration!

Ki Ki Kookaburra: Wow! This is amazing!

EVERYBODY:

Yahoo!

Celebrate good times!

Celebrate good times

Come on!

Let's celebrate!

Celebrate good times

Come on!

Let's celebrate!

Sherman the Frog: (flails his arms) Yayyyyyyyyy!

EVERYBODY:

Let's celebrate!

Come on!

(With the song finished, everyone cheers and laughs as they all start to relax, swim in the ocean and build a sandcastle.)

(As everybody is having fun, Allegra and Lindi are walking until they see a little girl Whatnot.)

Little Girl Whatnot: Nobody wants to talk to me because I'm the youngest.

Allegra: Don't be scared. It's fun to make new friends!

Lindi: Come on, we'll show you!

(Music starts playing as the song Set Your Name Free begins)

ALLEGRA:

I'm Allegra...

LINDI:

Lindi...

BOTH:

We are gonna set our names free

Singin', "Aah ooh", "Zabba doo", "Welly jelly"

Look at me

We jump into the middle as we fiddle with a riddle-dee-dee

(Nicky: Woah! This is fun!)

Singin', "Aah ooh", "Zabba doo", "Welly jelly"

Set your name free

Paula: I'm Paula...

Stanley: Stanley...

All together: We are gonna set our names free

Singin', "Aah ooh", "Zabba doo", "Welly jelly"

Look at me

(Bubbasaur: Come on, kids!)

We jump into the middle as we fiddle with a riddle-dee-dee

(ALF: Hey, kids! How ya doin'?)

Singin', "Aah ooh", "Zabba doo", "Welly jelly"

Set your name free

Kieran: I'm Kieran

I'm standin' right in front of you

(ALF: Gosh!)

Stephanie: I'm Stephanie

You can see I've got a lot of dancin' to do

EUREEKA:

I'm Eureeka

With a peek-a-peek-a-peek-a-boo

Russell: I'm Russell

With a smile that will last the whole day through

(Francise Birdling: Nice to meet ya!)

Henry Monster: I'm Henry

Angelita: Angelita

All together: We are gonna set our names free

Singin', "Aah ooh", "Zabba doo", "Welly jelly"

Look at me

We jump into the middle as we fiddle with a riddle-dee-dee

Singin', "Aah ooh", "Zabba doo", "Welly jelly"

Set your name free

Little Girl Whatnot: I'm Marissa

Connie Lew: Connie

All together: We are gonna set our names free

Singin', "Aah ooh", "Zabba doo", "Welly jelly"

Look at me

We jump into the middle as we fiddle with a riddle-dee-dee

Singin', "Aah ooh", "Zabba doo", "Welly jelly"

Set your name free

Justin Bieber: I'm Justin

You know me by my wavy hair

(Kate Monster: I'm Kate!)

Gabi: I'm Gabi

You can see I have a lot of rhythm to share

(Boppity: You said it!)

Cory Crow: I'm Cory

Dancin' straight into your hearts out there

Miles: I'm Miles

And I'm sendin' out a big hello everywhere!

(Princeton: And how!)

Stephanie: Stephanie!

Shiloh: Shiloh!

Bean: Bean!

Olive Hoover: Olive!

Gabi: Gabi!

Miles: Miles!

Matilda Honey: Matilda!

JoJo Siwa: JoJo!

Araby Abaya: Araby!

Cory Crow: Cory!

Andreas Kokkino: Andreas!

Juliet Greenberg: Juliet!

Shane DeTorre: Shane!

Punky Brewster: Punky!

Cherie Johnson: Cherie!

Margaux Kramer: Margaux!

P.J. Johnson: P.J.!

Justin Bieber: Justin!

Selena Gomez: Selena!

Almo: Almo!

Ginger: Ginger!

Kieran: Kieran!

Lizzie: Lizzie!

Memo: Memo!

Torrie: Torrie!

Joan: Joan!

Angelita: Angelita!

Eric: Eric!

Terry: Terry!

Henry: Henry!

Parker: Parker!

Stanley: Stanley!

Sunspot: Sunspot!

Budfire: Budfire!

Fuzzle: Fuzzle!

Russell: Russell!

Franco: Franco!

Marissa: Marissa!

Burger the Monster: Burger!

Donut: Donut!

Cupcake: Cupcake!

Trevor the Grouch: Trevor!

Ricky Recycle Bin: Ricky!

Alys: Alys!

Green Gene: Green Gene!

Big Blu: Big Blu!

Easy: Easy!

Mustard: Mustard!

Basil the Polar Bear: Basil!

Katie: Katie!

Dodi: Dodi!

Louis the Otter: Louis!

Chaos the Cat: Chaos!

Excalibird: Excalibird!

Bailey Bird: Bailey!

Barnaby: Barnaby!

Tilly: Tilly!

Theodor "Theo" Lion: Theo!

Cleopatra "Cleo" Lion: Cleo!

Lionel Lion: Lionel!

Leona Lion: Leona!

Lila Lion: Lila!

Lewis Lion: Lewis!

Kino: Kino!

Bella: Bella!

Milo: Milo!

Fizz: Fizz!

Jake: Jake!

Eureeka: Eureeka!

Magellan: Magellan!

Batly: Batly!

Stellaluna: Stellaluna!

Bogge: Bogge!

Quagmire: Quagmire!

Mr. Knack: Mr. Knack!

Allegra: Allegra!

Rondo: Rondo!

Lindi: Lindi!

Riff: Riff!

Poco: Poco!

Julie Woo: Julie!

Kiki Flores: Kiki!

Ben Olafson: Ben!

Leon MacNeal: Leon!

Skye Nakaiye: Skye!

Jody Silver: Jody!

Luckl-Duckl Bird: Luckl!

Ki Ki Kookaburra: Ki Ki!

Calvert Cardinal: Calvert!

Sparra Bird: Sparra!

Francise Birdling: Francise!

Speck: Speck!

Kesmoe Peapod: Kesmoe!

Bingo Flamingo: Bingo!

Brandon Crow: Brandon!

Cole Winterbain: Cole!

Alba Winterbain: Alba!

Ziggy Bird: Ziggy!

Pip: Pip!

Flitter: Flitter!

Flap: Flap!

Pigeon: Pigeon!

Duckling: Duckling!

Horton the Elephant: Horton!

Gertrude McFuzz: Gertrude!

Morton the Elephant-Bird: Morton!

Vlad Vladikoff: Vlad!

Jamal Jenkins: Jamal!

Lenni Frazier: Lenni!

Alex Fernández and Alex Mack: Alex!

Gaby Fernández: Gaby!

Tina Nguyen: Tina!

Rob Baker: Rob!

Héctor Carrero: Héctor!

Casey Austin: Casey!

Craig Mitchell: Craig!

Ray Alvarado: Ray!

Eleanor "Ellie" Davis: Ellie!

Nico Rodriguez: Nico!

Mason Wright: Mason!

Liam Patterson: Liam!

Oliver "Ollie" Williams: Ollie!

Elijah "Eli" Sullivan: Eli!

Nina Kim: Nina!

Mila Patel: Mila!

Lila Patel: Lila!

Hannah Martin: Hannah!

Isabela Ramirez: Isabela!

Ava Taylor: Ava!

Sofia Martinez: Sofia!

Florence Garcia: Florence!

Dorian Miller: Dorian!

All together: Aah ooh, Zabba doo, Welly jelly

Set your name free

Singin, "Aah ooh", "Zabba doo", "Welly jelly"

Set your name free!

(Set your name free!)

Alcindor Von Count: Ah, that's 133 names set free! Ah ah ah!

(A flash of lightning occurred and a crash of thunder is heard.)

Kieran: Hey! I thought it was going to be sunny today!

Alcindor Von Count: Oh, sorry about that. I just love to count.

Sam the Mini Yeti: Yeah, we know, but take it easy with your thunder and lightning, we're having a beach party here.

Princeton: Now that everybody's here, let's all go have some fun!

(Everyone cheers and runs off, leaving Rondo and Riff behind. The two then see a couple of surfers.)

Rondo: Hey, Riffster, look! Surfers!

Riff: Whoah! Those surfers must be the coolest dudes!

Rondo: Yeah! I can't wait to ride the big one when I go out surfing!

Riff: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Rondo?

Rondo: I think I am, Riffster!

Both: Let's go!

(Surfing music begins to play as the song Surfing Safari begins. Magellan is seen wearing a surfer's outfit as he runs to the water with his surfboard.)

Magellan: Surf's up, dudes! (Chuckles) Here goes nothing!

(Magellan tries to get into the water but keeps falling in it. Luckily, he gets back up and starts surfing.)

Magellan: Woah!

AVENUE Q GANG:

Let's go surfing now

Everybody's learning how

Come on a safari with me!

SINGER (DREW MASSEY):

(Come on a safari with me)

AVENUE Q GANG:

Early in the morning we'll be starting out

Some honeys will be coming along

Spamela Hamderson: Oh, Sherman!

We're loading up our woody with the boards inside

And heading out singing our song!

(Magellan is shown surfing)

THE REPPIES:

Come on baby, wait and see

Yeah, I'm gonna take you surfing with me

Lonesome baby, wait and see

Yeah, I'm gonna take you surfing with me

Magellan: I made it!

AVENUE Q GANG:

Let's go surfing now

Everybody's learning how

Come on a safari with me!

RUSSELL:

Come on a safari with me!

(The rest of the Avenue Q Gang are watching the following who are surfing: Russell, Shiloh, Excalibird, Bubbasaur, Basalt, Dudley and Brontosaur.)

SINGER (DREW MASSEY):

In Huntington and Malibu they're shooting the pier

In Rincon they're walking the nose

(Stephanie sees Shiloh surfing and waves at him.)

We're going on safari to the islands this year

So if you're coming, get ready to go!

They're angling in Laguna and in Cero Azul

They're kicking out in Donhini, too

I tell you surfing's running wild

It's getting better everyday

From Hawaii to the shores of Peru

THE PUZZLE PLACE KIDS:

Come on baby, wait and see

Yeah, I'm gonna take you surfing with me

Lonesome baby, wait and see

Yeah, I'm gonna take you surfing with me

AVENUE Q GANG:

Let's go surfing now

Everybody's learning how

Come on a safari with me

SAM THE MINI YETI:

Come on a safari with me!

(A dance break ensues.)

Nicky: Watch this, dudes! (Trips over a rock and falls) Whoah!

(Everybody laughs)

THE CRANK YANKERS:

Come on baby, wait and see

Yeah, I'm gonna take you surfing with me

Lonesome baby, wait and see

Yeah, I'm gonna take you surfing with me

ALL:

Let's go surfing now

Everybody's learning how

Come on a safari with me!

Come on a safari with me!

Come on a safari with

Come on a safari with me!

(Everyone laughs at Bogge and Quagmire being buried in sand.)

Bogge: Hey! Let us out!

Quagmire: We're trying to make our sandcastles!

(Later, the Avenue Q Kids are on the board walk where Stephanie is taking pictures of her friends with her camera.)

Stephanie: Smile! (As she takes pictures of her friends) Say "shark teeth!" Smile!

(Meanwhile, Keenu the Wooly Lemur is walking by dressed as a scuba diver.)

Julie Woo: Hey! Where's Keenu going?

Leon MacNeal: Looks like he's going to go scuba diving underwater.

Francise Birdling: Shall we join him?

Luckl-Duckl Bird: Yeah! That sounds like a great idea!

Alys: Let's go!

Avenue Q Kids: Yeah! (Ran off to the beach to join Keenu underwater, But Batly tries to catch up behind them)

Batly: Hey! Wait up, guys!

(Once they got to the beach, They already have their scuba diving gear on and begin to dive underwater where they swim through the ocean and look at many creatures such as fish, an octopus, a shark, a crab and an orca whale.)

THE AVENUE Q KIDS:

Down in the meadow in a little bitty pool

Swam three little fishies and a mama fishy, too

"Swim!" said the mama fishy, "Swim if you can!"

And they swam and they swam all over the dam

Boop, Boop, Dittem, Dattem, Whattem, Chu!

Boop, Boop, Dittem, Dattem, Whattem, Chu!

Boop, Boop, Dittem, Dattem, Hattem, Chu!

And they swam and they swam all over the dam

Keenu the Wooly Lemur: (as he saw a group of fish swimming around him) Hi, everybody! (Laughing)

THE AVENUE Q KIDS:

"Whee!" yelled the fishies, "Here's a lot of fun"

"We'll swim in sea till the day is done"

They swam and they swam and it was a lark

Till all of a sudden, they met a shark!

Keenu the Wooly Lemur: Uh-oh! Shark!

THE AVENUE Q KIDS:

Boop, Boop, Dittem, Dattem, Whattem, Chu!

Boop, Boop, Dittem, Dattem, Whattem, Chu!

Boop, Boop, Dittem, Dattem, Hattem, Chu!

And they swam and they swam all over the dam

Keenu the Wooly Lemur: Come on, follow me! That shark's not gonna hurt you.

THE AVENUE Q KIDS:

"Help!" cried the little fishies, "Look at all the whales!"

As quick as they could, they turned on their tails

And back to the pool, in the meadow they swam

And they swam and they swam all over the dam

Boop, Boop, Dittem, Dattem, Whattem, Chu!

Boop, Boop, Dittem, Dattem, Whattem, Chu!

Boop, Boop, Dittem, Dattem, Whattem, Chu!

And they swam and they swam all over the dam

Boop, Boop, Dittem, Dattem, Whattem, Chu!

And they swam and they swam and they swam and they swam and they swam and they swam and they swam and they swam all over the dam!

Keenu the Wooly Lemur: Goodbye! (Chuckles)

(Back on land, Kieran has found a gold coin in the ocean.)

Kieran: Hey guys, look! I found a gold coin!

Rondo: Maybe it's sunken pirates' treasure!

Avenue Q Kids: Pirates' treasure?

Trevor the Grouch: I smell a fantasy sequence coming on!