Lighting The Spotlight in The Greenlight

Lighting The Spotlight in The Greenlight is the second episode to Actors Anoymous

Transcript
(it cuts to a news report) (it then shows the Actors Anoymous logo and cuts to Hooters as Matthew, Doug, Moira and Douglas are there) (It then cuts to Vance as he is eating a croissant. and ignoring people)
 * (Cool Orchid Logo Shows as it cuts to a stadum as an entire crowd throwing things at an actor revealing to be Marco Kauller)
 * Marco: YEAH!!! You don't like that do ya??? Oh I'm sorry your not forgiven.
 * Amelia Wedson-Breaking News New Class Actor Marco Kauller was seen last night during a Football Game between the Oklahoma Warlocks and The Oakland Hogs. Kauller reportedly got on the field and started throwing things and sang Everybody Wants to Rule the World naked with crowds booing at it. Marco is known for his role as Dr. Verkon in Agent Hardy: Deathfall. Whatever what was going with his mind. I'm sure nobody is laughing. This is Amelia Wedson for your Entertainment News.
 * Doug: I'm gonna be honest with you Matt. I never went to a Hooters before.
 * Moira: Why did you pick Hooters anyway? Not that I mind.
 * Matthew: it's a perfect place for discussions and to get the blood on ideas pumping.
 * Douglas: Because of the food or the women?
 * Matthew: I'm not answering that but lets just say for both
 * Moira: So who goes first?
 * Matthew: I think we should let Mr. Kole start things off. Go at it kid what's your vision for our first animated movie
 * Douglas: I have a cool idea.
 * Matthew: pitch away the mic is yours
 * Moira: Go on ahead
 * Doug: Just tell it.
 * Douglas: I wanna do a adaptation of Hansel and Gretel
 * Matthew: the story of the two kids?
 * Douglas: Yeah we haven't had a proper adaptation of it since 1955's take with Rodney Ello's version
 * Matthew: What do you have for casting?
 * Douglas: I always wanted to cast Vance Laudrin in something and think this would be a good role for him.
 * Matthew: Ah Vance.
 * Moira: Vance really?
 * Douglas: Come on I think he's pretty nice and wouldn't hurt a fly.
 * Waitor: Hey aren't you
 * Vance: I don't do autographs so don't even try it. So yeah.

(he then gets a call from Holly) (Vance hangs up) (Meanwhile it cuts back to the studio as it shows a girl sitting on the floor crying as it reveals to be Amy Oaklynn) (she looks at a poster for Night of The Hillers yet shows her but she isn't credited) Suddenly Lance comes. (it cuts to Lance, Amy at the Olive Garden as Gene just arrives) (he high fives Gene) (Lance laughs a little) (They do)
 * Vance: Hey gorgeous how's my star doing?
 * Holly: Pretty good. Guess what role I got offered?
 * Vance: Do tell babe
 * Holly: Well...guess who is starring in the new Agent Hardy film.
 * Vance: Would that be you Ms.Jacobson
 * Holly: And the best part is that I am the villain.
 * Vance: Ha-Ha!!! I knew you were the right choice for Agent Hardy franchise, You my little antidote are one of the better actors than all. The rest meh they're ok just you are my #1
 * Holly: Awww thanks babe. But obviously you are my all time favorite actor! You totally are!
 * Vance: oh you stop your making me blush. Anyways What else is knew?
 * Holly: Apparently an animation studio is made. By a guy named Doug.
 * Vance: The effects producer guy?
 * Holly: The other Doug.
 * Vance: I see...hold on i'm getting another call (picks up and its Matthew) Hello? Oh Matthew what do you want?
 * Matthew: Ain't it obvious?
 * Vance: Oh the whole animation thing yeah I've heard
 * Matthew: Yeah Douglas is starting one up and he wants you for his first film. what do you say
 * Vance: Oh really thats nice I've got the perfect answer for that.
 * Matthew: That is?
 * Matthew: Did he just hang up on me?
 * Amy: W...Why did I ever sign up for a film like that....
 * Amy: After all that filming which left me scared out of my mind.....I never wanna work with Mr. Stanley Stacks again. (she continues crying)
 * Lance: So you worked with the director equivalent of Holly Jacobson...
 * Amy: Yea...
 * Lance: Let me tell you a story of how I became famous. I worked with Stanley once.
 * Amy: Really?
 * Lance: My first starring role, Satan in My Boyfriend the Devil.
 * Amy: How did it go? Did he abuse you on set not let you talk to anybody what happened and yell at you thinking you weren't gonna make it big?
 * Lance: Yeah he did. He once forced me to say that I am a loser. There’s only two actors I know he likes. Vance and Holly.
 * Amy: Yeah cause they get all the star power....I can't think of another actor Stanley never got along with.
 * Lance: I should introduce you to my friend Gene.
 * Amy: Gene?
 * Lance: The Time Traveller's Son.
 * Amy: Oh wow I grew up watching his shows. Is he actually here.
 * Lance: Yeah. We go on weekly dinners at Olive Garden. Apparently the director circle likes Hooters.
 * Amy: Weird
 * Lance: yeah I can easily get in touch with him and make arrangements for us at Olive Garden.
 * Amy: Ok cool!!!
 * Lance: Never got your name
 * Amy: It's Oaklynn..Amy Oaklynn
 * Lance: There he is!!! The man himself
 * Gene: Guilty as charged Lance lock me up in prison I'm a criminal for being accused as The man himself
 * Gene: How is the potential of me being in Agent Hardy?
 * Lance: I'm keeping in touch with the new director. Anyways, Gene this is Amy Oaklynn
 * Gene: Hi.
 * Amy: Hi. nice to meet you
 * Gene: You two. Lance we need to star in more movies together. We'd make such a team up.
 * Lance: defenetly lets head inside


 * Gene: Fellas I'm paying for all this its on me no literally

(A bunch of money is taped on the coat he is wearing)


 * Lance: Heh!

(Amy Oaklynn tries her best not to laugh but she can't hold it in as they go to sit at the table)


 * Waitor: Table for three Mr. Lance?
 * Lance: Indeed

(they go to sit)


 * Amy: So Gene i also heard you worked with Stanley Stacks too?
 * Gene: Oh yeah it was crazy though i did do the scenes he told me to do in American Road but whenever he tried to get in my head he tried to have me say i am not funny or even try and make me say i that I suck oh... i went along with it one day through the entire set I walked around with a huge sign i wrote saying "I Suck!" The producers and cinematographers were laughing so hard. But Stanley was not. One time after filming he went up to me hugged me and said "You are a mess I like you but i can't sanction your goofiness.
 * Lance: Keep being goofy dude.
 * Gene: Oh no worries i took it as a compliment but im always gonna be goofy 24/7
 * Lance: Indeed
 * Gene: but what about you Ms. Oaklynn tell me about you.
 * Amy: I'm kinda new to acting.
 * Gene: Well we all gotta start somewhere Ms. Oaklynn Look at me i got my start in a car commercial
 * Lance: And I did in porn!
 * Amy: Wow..Seriously
 * Gene: Whoa Lance you dog you getting some action. Aren't you a sly one
 * Lance: It was a dark time.

(just then a woman then walks into Olive Garden revealing to be Mikayla Morningstar)

Mikayla: Table for one please.