All Vultured Up/Transcript

Opening
A still version of the 2011 variant of the 1998 Warner Bros. Pictures logo is seen, labeled as "Family Entertainment" in the shield banner. As the current Time Warner byline fades in, Bugs Bunny (in a tuxedo) steps to the left from under the shield, does a Vanna White-like pose, and puts his hand on the banner. He brandishes a carrot and takes a bite on it. As the logo plays, a slightly modified version of the music from the 1984 Warner Bros. Pictures logo is heard.

Then, at the tune of Merrily We Roll Along, the 2014 Warner Bros. Animation shield zooms in the classic red and blue bullseye backdrop, with "Warner Bros. Animation" at the top and "Presents" and the copyright notice "© 2019 Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc. All rights reserved." at the bottom fading in.

Above the "bullseye" and on the same background, the Looney Tunes logo appears. Below it is "A Warner Bros. Animation cartoon".

It then fades in for the titlecard, saying "Daffy Duck in: All Vultured Up". The opening credits then show up.

Story: Paul Rugg

Animation: TBD

Storyboard: TBD

Voices characterizations: Jeff Bergman, Mark Hamill, Bobby Moynihan, Jim Cummings, Rob Paulsen, Frank Welker, Kath Soucie, Troy Baker, Grey Griffin and Bob Bergen

Then, it shows a caption saying "Directed by Brad Bird".

The cartoon starts.

Cartoon
It starts in Germany. Von Vultur is seen in his volcano lair, grabbing a sheet. Schultz then comes carrying a giant spoon, lets it falling on his claws. Von Vultur bonks him. Von Vultur kicks him away as Schultz screams. Cuts to the Berlin International Airport as an airplane is arriving. A voice is hears Daffy Duck then arrives. He goes to a souvenir shop and grabs a map and prepares to leave without paying. The cashier then notices it. Daffy turns to him. He pulls out magically thirty deer and then leaves. He leaves the airport and then bounces through Berlin in a comedic way as he arrives close to a volcano. He looks at the map. He then gets grabbed by a robot. He takes him to the lair as Von Vultur is seen sitting. Daffy gulps once again. Schultz is shown carrying an anvil. He drops it on Von Vultur as he screams in pain. He then bonks Schultz. The robot starts singing Hello My Baby. He ties him up then. Von Vultur laughs. Schultz does it awkwardly. They see Daffy trying to escape. Guards then surround Daffy. They open a tank as the sharks are already growling. He tries to escape, but accidentally presses the lair's self-destruct button. The ground starts shaking. Schultz presses the "Lunch" button instead of the "Launch" button. Then, food falls as Daffy sneakily escaped. Schultz presses the "Punch" button, making Von Vultur to be punched. Outside the lair, Daffy achieves to escape safe and sound and kisses the ground. He then hears an explosion and sees Von Vultur roasted like a chicken. He comes toasted as well. He leaves the place. Sometime later, he's back to the United States. Tina is waiting for him. When she sees him, she jumps and kisses him. She kisses him as he winks to the audience. Iris out as the cartoon ends.
 * Von Vultur: Das ist es brilliant, totally brilliant!
 * Von Vultur: Ye-ouch! (angrily) Schultz!
 * Schultz: Ja?
 * Von Vultur: Why did you have za giant spoon?
 * Schultz: Uhh, preparing za giant ice cream?
 * Von Vultur: (shouting angrily) Za giant ice cream?! Ze var planning on ruling za world and zou are thinking about giant ice cream?!
 * Airport PA Announcer: The flight AA1 1937 from American Airlines coming from Acme Acres is arriving to Berlin at this moment.
 * Daffy: Ahh, Germany, the land of cheese... I should grab a map first.
 * Cashier: Hey, hey, you can't take it without paying!
 * Daffy: How much it costs?
 * Cashier: An arm and a leg.
 * Daffy: (gulps) Mother.
 * Cashier: (changing his tone) Just kidding, just 30 bucks.
 * Daffy: Thirty bucks, eh?
 * Daffy: (sighs relieved) That was close. Good thing visual gags exist.
 * Daffy: Wait, this isn't in the map. Uhh, who cares...
 * Robot: Destroy, destroy!
 * Daffy: (gulps) Mother.
 * Robot: I caught a duck, master.
 * Von Vultur: Excellent. Schultz! Bring in ze anvil!
 * Schultz: Zere!
 * Daffy: (laughs) I was invited for a comedy act?
 * Von Vultur: (shouting) Nein!
 * Von Vultur: (angrily) Zou idiot!
 * Daffy: You're the funniest clowns I ever met.
 * Von Vultur: (shouting) I'm not za clown. Does zis volcano lair scare zou?
 * Daffy: Well... (thinks) No.
 * Von Vultur: (angrily) Robot, catch him!
 * Robot: I already have him in my hands.
 * Von Vultur: Zen, do something!
 * Von Vultur: Nein, not zat!
 * Robot: (sadly) Aww...
 * Daffy: (angrily) You're desthpicable.
 * Von Vultur: Zhat are zou doing, Schultz?
 * Schultz: Laughing, sir?
 * Von Vultur: (unamused) Ja.
 * Schultz: Are we going let him escape?
 * Von Vultur: (bonking him) Nein! (shouting) Guards!
 * Daffy: Mother.
 * Guard #1: Vat ve do vith him, sir?
 * Von Vultur: Kill him!
 * Guard #2: How?
 * Von Vultur: Ze have sharks for za reason!
 * Guard #1: Ooh!
 * Guard #2: Interesting...
 * Daffy: (gulps) Mother.
 * Daffy: Huh?
 * Von Vultur: Schultz, press ze "Launch" button!
 * Schultz: He already did.
 * Von Vultur: (shouting) Nein, ze "get us out of here" button!
 * Von Vultur: (angrily) Ze "Launch" button!
 * Daffy: Ah, land...
 * Von Vultur: (shouting) Schultz!
 * Daffy: Ha, bon voyage, suckers.
 * Tina: Enjoyed your trip?
 * Daffy: Nope.
 * Tina: Seriously?
 * Daffy: Got captured by two birds. Boy, they were complete idiots. Well, the parrot was at least.
 * Tina: At least, your okay and back to me.

Closing
In a red background, a drum is seen. On the top of the drum is Looney Tunes logo and below it has a caption saying "A Warner Bros. Animation cartoon". Porky Pig comes out of the drum. The short ends.
 * Porky: Th-th-th-that's all, folks!