Cool Rap Wars/The Doctor vs. Jean-Luc Picard

(The U.S.S Enterprise is flying through space.) (The Tardis lands on the enterprise as the doctor steps out as 10th Doctor)
 * Picard: Captain's Log Stardate 87463820 We been flying through a mistly vast fog as we hear a big loud noise.
 * Announcer: Cool Rap Wars The Doctor Vs Jean -Luc Picard BEGIN!
 * The Doctor: These are the voyagers of the Starship Enterprise who have many different spin-offs and still haven't died. They Call me the Doctor. Weilder of The Tardis, Went through many regenerations within a single bliss. From Baker to McCoy to Tennant and Smith People only like your character cause he is such a big dick. Your the last person Star Trek fans have a fit because you rejected Starfleet's Most Qualified Applicant. You always stay on your ship waiting for excitement to happen. Come on Stewart I liked you better in X-Men. So sorry Picard that your such a big jerk. Because you'll never be able to follow the footsteps of James T. Kirk.
 * Picard: Oh, at least my new show is doing well. While most people wish Jodie Whitaker's Doctor would go to hell! I single handedly lead Star Trek to the next generation. While you are only being watched by the British nation! I have numerous spin-offs that are considered to be good. Who the fuck remembers Class, Sarah Jane or Torchwood! I may be a dick but you are even more. And honestly, Christopher Eccleston had better acting in that terrible sequel to Thor. So Doctor, you don't want anymore of this. So bring your whiny little ass back into your Tardis.