Shrek Goes Fifth: The Family Life Television Spot transcript

Shrek: "Hi there, everybody, we're here to tell you all about our 5th movie installment."

Donkey: "That's right, it's called Shrek Goes Fifth: The Family Life, it's about spendin' time with our true families and gettin' along with 1 another."

Fiona: "Basically it's also about an evil sorcerer named Lord Bovier."

Puss: "Si, and we must watch out for him or we'll all get turned into stone statues."

Gingy: "Oh boy, I sure don't wanna get turned into a stone statue."

Pinocchio: "Neither do I."

Boomer and Brad: "Neither do we."

Butch: "Ja."