Marceline: Vampire Killer/Transcript

(The scene opens with the Candy Kingdom at night. Peppermint Butler looks something from the telescope on the balcony. as Princess Bubblegum walks.)
 * Movie

Princess Bubblegum: Are you sure you're looking for something?

Peppermint Butler: Hope so. Don't wanna disappoint a beauty princess like you.

Princess Bubblegum: I've really gotta take some great pictures of something.

Peppermint Butler: (picks up the waklie talkie) Fern, can you read me?

Fern: (on radio) Roger, loud and clear.

Peppermint Butler: Activate the dish, please.

Fern: Roger that. (activates the dish and walks to the balcony)

(The computer beeps as the pattern moves up and down then stops.)

Peppermint Butler: Maybe this pattern could've been crazier than before. Hey, Fern. I'm beginning to guess that the pattern seems average like gooey tar with green eyes and red mouth.

Princess Bubblegum: Tar? You mean, like oil?

Fern: You really are a crazy girl.

Princess Bubblegum: (confused) A crazy girl?

Fern: In any crazy terms, if there's really any fluctuation, that means the vampires will be resurrected. (The screen shows the proto-vampire that changes into Marceline's vampires.) It's changing, isn't it?

Peppermint Butler: Yeah, right, it seems so.

(The scene changes to a cave as we see the vampires alive again. The Vampire King clearly looks at his hands.)

Vampire King: Are we alive again? How is it possible that we're out of Marceline's body?

(The vampires look around as they use their swords.)

The Vampire King: Could we get our revenge on Marceline?

(The scene explodes to white with the title "Marceline: Vampire Killer." The scene fades up to Marceline who walks to the graveyard. At the Fire Kingdom, Flame Princess takes a speech for her people.)

Flame Princess: A few years ago, Marceline killed the vampires in the Land of Ooo. He killed The Fool, The Empress, The Hierophant, The Moon, and The Vampire King himself. He was transformed into the dark cloud. Thanks to Marceline Abadeer, she sucked it like a vacuum, becoming a vampire again. Ever since Ooo was in peace, the vampires are alive again in the cave. And also, her mother will be resurrected and her name will be revealed. If she brings her mother back to life, she will be alive when she'll be happy to see her. Anyway, enjoy the rest of your visit here at Fire Kingdom. (Flame People applaud)

(Meanwhile at her house, she brings her mother back to life by reading the book of the dead.)

Marceline: (in mythical language) Let my mother come alive! Give life! Give my mother life! (Thunder crashes) She's... She's not burnt up. Let me check her pulse. (tries to check her mother's pulse, but nothing) It's nothing? (sighs) What was I thinking this time? What have I missed? Surely, I looked up the book about resurrecting dead people, but I can't blame anyone but myself. (Marceline's mother wakes up and looks at her hands then she sees her daughter)

Marceline's Mom: Am I dreaming? What happened? Where am I? Who are you?

Marceline: I brought you back to life, you're not dreaming, you're in my house, I'm Marceline.

Marceline's Mom: It is you. Oh, my Glob, I can't believe you're alive. You're big and old. (they hug each other) You brought me back to life. (chuckles) My beautiful daughter Marceline! Oh, you got a neck bite. Last time I saw you, you were a child. Now, look at you. You're older.

Marceline: I know. Can I ask you something?

Marceline's Mom: Oh. (chuckles) Sorry, I'm actually too excited. Of course you can.

Marceline: What happened to you?

Marceline's Mom: You've been gone for so long. When you disappeared as the annihilation started, I was out there looking for you so I was worried that much. You met Simon Petrikov who becomes the Ice King. He seems so... cool, but handsome. But years went by, you've never been coming back. The days were doomed. When you grew up to be a teenager, you staked a vampire and scared away the family. Your survival of the fittest began where you staked The Empress, The Moon, The Fool, The Hierophant, and The Vampire King himself. When you became a human again, your powers were gone until you stake them again in the Land of Ooo. But all that doesn't matter anymore. You're alive!

Marceline: Thanks, Mom. I knew you believe in me. (they shake hands)

Marceline's Mom: You're welcome. I knew you believe in me, too.

(The door knocks)

Marceline: Huh. Someone knocks at the door. I'll go answer it.

(Marceline walks to the door, opens it, and sees Flame Princess in surprise.)

Marceline: Hello.

Flame Princess: Hi. I'm Flame Princess. You're Marceline, right? (Marceline nods) And you brought your mother back to life.

Marceline: I certainly did.

Flame Princess: Good, and you may call me Phoebe.

Marceline: I guess you're welcome here. Come on in.

Flame Princess: As you wish. (she enters the house) So this is where you live with your.... mother?

Marceline's Mom: Oh. Hello. I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

Flame Princess: Oh, uh, it's all right. Can I at least know your real name, please?

Marceline's Mom: Sure. Allow me to introduce to myself: I'm Marion Abadeer.

Flame Princess: Marion? Huh. Well, that's a really cool name.

Marion: I know, right? It seems so incredible.

Flame Princess: Wow. So anyway, let's meet Finn.

Marceline: You got it.

(Outside the house, Marceline opens the door and tries to fly, but fails then the sunlight burns her neck bite.)

Marceline: What happened? Where are my powers?

Flame Princess: I don't know, but I know where your powers are. Let's meet Finn first.

(Meanwhile at the cave, the vampires play their instruments.)

The Fool: Sheesh, this is weird, right? (flies to Vampire King) Look, I got both my teeth again. I actually cared about resurrection. How come we're alive again?

(The Vampire King grabs him and sucks his tooth out of his mouth. He spits out tooth, which hits Fool in the eye.)

The Vampire King: I know, we're alive again. Take a milkshake if you eat the shade of a cherry.

The Empress: Milkshake, huh? That's the favorite dessert to drink. (places the glass harmonica on the ground) Wow. We're alive again. Looks like we've been staked again.

The Hierophant: Yes, I know we're all alive again. So how come we got back here? It finally happens that we got out of Marceline's body, but how did we get out of here? Listen, no one knows and no one cares. (The Empress scoffs)

The Fool: Come to think of it, I don't even know how we got out of here in the second place. (yawns) I guess I seem so relentlessly tired. (The Empress hypnotizes him) Oops, I'm hypnotized. (slaps himself in the face, spins uncontrollably and crushes The Moon's head. The Moon shakes The Fool off and regenerates her head) Ha-ha! Maybe a gold leaf tastes perfect.

The Vampire King: The gold leaf was so dumb. It didn't taste like anything.

The Empress: Yeah, every gold leaf doesn't taste like anything. (Vampire King sighs)

The Moon: You know what? It doesn't matter how we're gonna take our revenge on Marceline, but it does. We can rebuild our realm and army. We must hide somewhere so Marceline and her friends can't find us at night. (Vampire King hums and dances with a cow) Your Majesty, are you feeling better now?

The Vampire King: Oh, yes. I'm actually feeling better now. (chuckles then 'resumes humming and bites the neck of a cow)

The Hierophant: Your Majesty, maybe we can hide somewhere at night like the other places, you know. Maybe we can do something when we get our revenge. Maybe, uh...

The Vampire King: Yes? Go on. Come on, don't be too shy.

The Hierophant: Oh, yes. Rebuild the army.

Vampire King: Ah, that sounds like a great plan. (The scene opens with clips from "Stakes")
 * Teaser trailer

Narrator: ''A vampire born to stake. A hero born in justice. A great duel in the Land of Ooo begins. Who is it? It can only be the vampire queen.''

(Marceline appears as text whooshes to the left and kids shout "Marceline!" and the title reads it.)

Narrator: ''Marceline: Vampire Killer. The chosen one will be revealed on Blu-ray and DVD, January 15th.'' (Marceline wakes up.)
 * Short trailer

Finn: She's ready.

(The song plays "Echelon" by Olivia Olson with clips from the film.)

Narrator: She begins with a story. Her mother will be resurrected. The vampire queen arrives. ''Marceline: Vampire Killer. ''A great duel in the Land of Ooo begins on Blu-ray and DVD, Tuesday, January 15th. (Marceline draws her sword as text fades up "'From the past, the vampire girl killed all the vampires until she became the queen. And now, the vampires are resurrected again to take their revenge on her.")
 * Full trailer

Vampire King: I've been waiting for you, Marceline.

(Another text says "Many years ago, Marceline killed the vampires.")

Two Bread Tom: Something big is coming. And it's gonna change all this.

Marceline: The Vampire King.

Flame Princess: You're Marceline, right? And you brought your mother back to life.

Marceline: I certainly did.

Flame Princess: Good, and you may call me Phoebe.

Vampire King: We can rebuild the army and the realm.

Princess Bubblegum: So it's true.

The Empress: You're the vampire killer.

(The scene shows Marceline who fights off the vampire army at the Candy Kingdom then cuts to Marceline at the forest.)

Fern: I know you brought your mother back to life.

(Scene changes to Marceline who talks to Flame Princess, Finn, Ice King, Jake, Lady Rainicorn, BMO, and Princess Bubblegum at the treehouse.)

Marceline: Why should I kill the vampires for the third time?

Finn: It's because... It's because you're the only one who can save us.

(The song plays "Echelon" by Olivia Olson.)

Marion: Surely you can defeat the Vampire King by beheading him with your red sword. Killing every vampire does the job when you kill them.

Marceline: It does?

Earl of Lemongrab: Maybe you're the best who can kill the vampires.

Ice King: I'm at least capable of becoming a hero just like them.

Marceline: My oath against killing is represented by my sword.

Narrator: On January 15th, the chosen one will be revealed.

Vampire King: I could kill you back on the boat just like when I let you beat me.

Hierophant: Come at me, Marceline! (After he uses the machine gun) That feels so nice!

Marion: Killing vampires means anything to you, Marceline.

Jake: Quick, your mother's been captured!

Peppermint Butler: If you kill the vampires again, would you rather be immortal again?

Marion: Marceline!

Marceline: Mom!

Vampire King: It's time to show who you really are, Marceline.

(The song fades out as "Running Up That Hill" by Placebo plays in the background with a text that says "She begins with a story." The scene shows epic clips from the film.)

Marceline: If you wanna fight, then let my mother go right now!

Vampire King: A killer will always be a killer. I'll be staked myself about being a vampire.

Marion: Marceline, stop it!

(Marceline swooshes her sword as the title reads "Marceline: Vampire Killer".)

Narrator: Marceline: Vampire Killer. ''(Text says "Our only hope is Marceline.") Our only hope is Marceline. Available on Blu-ray and DVD, Tuesday, January 15th.''