The Funeral of Tokuichi Towa

A Danganronpa crossover that features all franchises

Voice cast

 * Kimberly Jordan (aka Kimberly AJ) as herself

Transcript
Kimberly Jordan (aka Kimberly AJ): Hey, Kyoko, Shuichi...

Kyoko Kirigiri: Yes, Kimberly?

Shuichi Saihara: What do you really have in mind?

Kimberly: I spotted the headless corpse of the founder of Towa City known as Tokuichi Towa. Hearing his side of the story, I believe he deserved his life to be started over, not to die. And you know what else? He was one of the good people in that city.

Kyoko: Oh, I'm sorry for letting a terrible thing like that happen. I'll get Mahiru to take pictures of that corpse.

Shuichi: While it is so, I'll have a talk with the rest of Future Foundation about what to do with unfortunate Tokuichi.

(about a moment later...)

Kimberly: So, you must be Haiji Towa, the one with the right arm broken, correct? Allow me to say this; I'm Kimberly Jordan from the real world and I sympathize how you feel about your dad.

Haiji Towa: You do? Well, Kimberly, I would like to say it is my first time to see you. As I heard you say, before my right arm was crushed, he was killed by a few Monokumas those brats made.

Kimberly: You mean the Monokuma Kids? I wonder where they are now...? Anyway, I have something to calm you down, so you won't be an enemy anymore; a funeral of your dad.

Haiji: His funeral? Oh, that was very kind of you. I admit I was too wrathful about Towa City. And yet, my little sister doesn't even care about it.

Kimberly: I'll get everybody else to make a coffin for him whatever his personality was.

(meanwhile...)

Officer Jenny: You say that the Monokuma Kids had their Monokumas kill a man by the name of Tokuichi Towa? I didn't know that happened.

Kyoko: Mahiru and I have some clues to prove it.

Mahiru Koizumi: With my camera, I took some pictures of his headless corpse; that's one of the clues.

Monophanie: How gory!

Aoi Asahina: I'm sick of this...

Meowth: Uh-oh, I hear she's about to puke! *Team Rocket members Jessie and James gasp* Everybody, split up!

Monophanie: BLRGHBLRGHBLRGHBLRGH!

Jessie: Sounds like she's sick.

James: With the color of puke I don't think we haven't seen before.

Nurse Joy: Whoever she is, I'll take care of her.

Monophanie: Before you take me, nurse, will you allow me to introduce myself? I'm Monophanie, a Monokub who loves flowers.

Nurse Joy: Monophanie, is it? Then I'll be kind to do the same. My first name is Joy.

(outside the police station, a group of Monukuma Kids singing "Let's Play With Monokuma" together in Japanese, as usual)

Mickey Mouse: Gosh, what was that?

Minnie Mouse: Um, I think it must be a scary song...

(other Disney allies gasp)

Snow White: Oh, no, I need to get help with my own prince!

Donald Duck: Phooey, those words I heard are too aggressive!

Daisy Duck: Yeah, they make me so irritated!

Winnie the Pooh Bear: Oh, bother...

Piglet: D-d-d-d-d-dear...!

Shiny Luminous: It's OK, my new friends, I know how to stop whoever's singing that obscene song. Porun?

Porun: I'm at you, Shiny Luminous, one Heartiel Baton coming up!

Goofy:' Gwarsh, I gotta go tell my neighbors what's happening!

Ariel (from Disney's The Little Mermaid): This song I hear of is suspicious.

Melody (from Disney's The Little Mermaid): No child like me has ever sung it like that.

Prince Eric: Sounds like what I think people call propaganda.

Sebastian the Crab: I didn't compose it!

Shiny Luminous: Luminous Heartiel Action! *throws her fully-charged Heart Baton in the air towards the Monokuma Kids)

Female Monokuma Kid: Did you see what I see?

Male Monokuma Kid: Looks like a bright light in the sky.

(Both Monokuma Kids watch the other ones get paralyzed by Shiny Luminous' Heatiel Action and the music stops)

Female Monokuma Kid (starts running): Run!

Male Monokuma Kid (starts running): Ahh!