Pandas! The Movie

Pandas! The Movie is a 2018 American/British/South African animated comedy adventure movie that was directed by Allias Salmon.

Summary
When Po takes over China as Emperor, it's up to Toothless and Allias to save China and stop him.

Cast

 * Kevin Michael Richardson as Toothless, a Night Fury and the main protagonist (along with Allias), he finally talks in the film, but has a few roars.
 * Jeremy Irons as Po, a giant obese panda and the true main antagonist, He wants to become King and he wanted revenge on Toothless because Toothless won the award for the best animated Dreamworks Movie. At the end, he got chainsawed and eaten by Diego.
 * Angelina Jolie as Tigress, Shifu's master.
 * David Cross as Crane, a bird.
 * Lucy Liu as Viper, a snake who is Tigress friend.
 * Jackie Chan as Monkey, one of Shifu's students.
 * Seth Rogen as Mantis, a praying mantis who is Shifu's student.
 * Dustin Hoffman as Master Shifu, a Master and a teacher. He got killed by Po.
 * James Hong as Mr. Ping, Po's father, he got killed by Po.
 * Tom Hanks as Li Shan, Po's true father, he wanted Po to kill him and Po happily stabbed him in the stomach.
 * Ray Romano as Manny, a woolly mammoth.
 * John Leguizamo as Sid, a ground sloth.
 * Denis Leary as Diego, a saber-toothed tiger.
 * Chris Wedge as Scart, a saber-toothed squirrel.
 * Queen Latifah as Ellie, a female woolly mammoth.
 * Seann William Scott and Josh Peck as Crash and Eddie, two twin brother opossums.
 * Keke Palmer as Peaches, the daughter Manny and Ellie.
 * Simon Pegg as Buck, (short for Buckminster) a weasel.
 * Wanda Sykes as Granny, a ground sloth and also Sid's grandmother.
 * Jennifer Lopez as Shira, a female saber-toothed cat.
 * Adam DeVine as Julian, a young and courageous mammoth.
 * Jessie J as Brooke, a British ground sloth.
 * Josh Gad as Louis, Peaches' best friend.
 * Matthew Broderick as Simba, the son of Mufasa and Sarabi.
 * Nathan Lane and Ernie Sabella as Timon and Pumbaa, a animated meerkat and warthog.
 * Moira Kelly as Nala, Simba's best friend.
 * Rowan Atkinson as Zazu, a red-billed hornbill.
 * Robert Guillaume as Rafiki, a mandrill.
 * Jay Baruchel as Hiccup, a 15 year old boy and Astrid's boyfriend.

Songs

 * Dance Fu Fighting - Allias Salmon
 * Be Prepared - Po
 * Streets of Gold - Astrid
 * Strangers Like Me - Toothless
 * Trashin' the Camp - Monkey, Tigress, Viper, Mantis and Crane
 * On My Way - Phil Collins
 * We've Got Hefty Muscles Tonight! - Ox and Rhino
 * Junior, I'll Protect You from Danger (parody of Michael Jackson's "Ben") - Astrid
 * Jump On It - Apache
 * Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting - Cee Lo Green
 * Try Everything - Shakira
 * He Lives in You - Lebo M.

Trivia

 * Unlike Shifu from the Kung Fu Panda movies, Shifu's belt was brown instead of green and he hasn't got a cloak.
 * Diego, Shira, Vitaly and Tigress are actually tigers.
 * Monkey, Crane, Viper, Mantis, Tigress and all of the characters all have their designs from animated films expect Po.
 * The mammoths that Allias was riding were the mammoths from Brother Bear.
 * This was the first AlliasToon film to have additional voices who voiced the characters.
 * It's also the fourth AlliasToon film that is not directed by Don Bluth.
 * Astrid has the same design from How to Train Your Dragon 2, but with a plain black velvet ribbon wide choker maxi with a sapphire on her neck, black shirt, blue cargo trousers, a bodywarmer with a hood and without sleeves and combat boots.
 * The food that Simba, Timon and Pumbaa had the same design as Nemo from Finding Nemo, Classified from Penguins of Madagascar and Spirit from Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron, but they're dead and roasted.
 * John Powell (the composer of Ice Age and How to Train Your Dragon) was originally going to compose Pandas! The Movie, but he kindly refused and gave Allias an apology handshake.
 * When Astrid is in Chorh Gom Prison, she has a chain on her neck with a ball at the end of the chain.
 * The guards in Chorh Gom Prison leave Astrid in peace because she's sensitive and lonely, the rhino guards think she's sexy.
 * The people that were Shifu's funeral were Sid, Peaches, Louis, Timon and Pumbaa.
 * Valka has the same design from How to Train Your Dragon 2, but she wears a yellow long sleeve tunic, an orange belt, and brown pants that appear layered.
 * When Astrid cries, it's the same sound effect as Jane Porter crying from Tarzan.
 * James Newton Howard (the composer of Dinosaur, RV and King Kong) will collaberate with Hans Zimmer who composed The Lion King, Mark Mancina who composed Tarzan, Mark Mothersbaugh who composed Ice Age : The Great Egg-scapade and Alan Silverstri who composed The Croods, The Wild and Lilo and Stitch.
 * Master Cuddly Sheep has the same design as Fungus the sheep from Dreamworks' Dragons.
 * Master Ground Sloth has the same design as Megatherium from Walking with Beasts.
 * In the poster of Pandas! The Movie, Manny, Sid and Diego was doing yoga.
 * Unlike Kai from Kung Fu Panda 3, Kai (in Pandas! The Movie) is kind, caring and fatherly.

Toothlees

 * (Berk at sunset, everyone is loving their dragons, Toothless appears)
 * Hiccup : Hey Toothless, how's your flying on your own tail?
 * Toothless : It was good Hiccup. I'm glad you didn't lose a leg.
 * Hiccup : Good bud.
 * Toothless : Yeah, too bad my adoptive father Shifu is still at China. Besides i'm all grown up.
 * (Snotlout comes and talks to Hiccup)
 * Snotlout : Hey, Hiccup.
 * Hiccup : Hey Snotlout.
 * (Snotlout gives Hiccup a high five)
 * Toothless : Yep.
 * (Stoick calls Hiccup)
 * Stoick : Hiccup. I need to have a word with you.
 * Hiccup : What is it?
 * Stoick : I've been talking to Allias lately, and he told me that Astrid's pregnant with your baby.
 * Hiccup : WHAT?!?!
 * Snotlout : Yay!
 * Fishlegs : Well done Hiccup.
 * Toothless : Congratulations bud.
 * Tuffnut : Name the baby, Baby Death.
 * (Snotlout, Fishlegs and Toothless glare at Tuffnut)
 * Tuffnut : What? It's a good name.

It's Not Milk Time

 * (Po and the Furious Five are sitting at Jade Palace, Everyone, inculding Artie, Talia, Hoand Aladar were watching as Shifu comes with a piece of wood)
 * Shifu : I'm gonna shout out the award, first, we need to acknowledge the mammoth in the room. Martha.
 * (Everyone looking at Martha)
 * Shifu : Happy Birthday.
 * (Everyone cheers as Martha gives the polar bear a noogie)
 * Martha : Hell yeah. I got that
 * Shifu : Alright.
 * (Everyone sits down quietly)
 * Po : Oh boy, i bet the winner of the DreamWorks movie is the Madagascar trilogy and Shrek trilogy. THIS IS AWESOME!
 * Tigress : Shut up Po.
 * Ellie : Yeah and why are you talking about the DreamWorks movies?
 * Monkey : Please be silent Po.
 * Tigress : Thanks Monkey.
 * Monkey : You're welcome.
 * Shifu : The winner for the Dreamworks movie is...
 * (Po's eyes turn wide as Shifu's going to say it)
 * Shifu : Toothless for How to Train Your Dragon, RJ, Verne, Hammy and Stella for Over the Hedge and Alex, Marty, Gloria and Melman for Madagascar!
 * Po : WHAT!?!?!
 * (The crowd along with Monkey, Crane, Mantis, Pythor, Viper and Tigress cheers)
 * Po : NO, THAT'S NOT FAIR! HOW COME THE DRAGON WON THE AWARD, BUT NOT ME?! IT'S NOT FAIR! I WANT THE AWARD NOW SO I COULD BECOME EMPEROR OF CHINA!
 * Crane : What's Emperor of China, Po?
 * Po : None of your business, Bird Brain!
 * Crane : Oh dear.
 * Shifu : Po, Go to the Shut Up area!
 * (Po walks to the shut up area when he picks up a carton of milk)
 * Shifu : Uh-uh-uh, It's not milk time!
 * (Po sits on a stool and crosses his arms)
 * Crane : Thanks for the awards.
 * Shifu : You're welcome, now we shall go to the cinema to see Madagascar 4.
 * Mantis : On a field trip.

Mr. Ping's Death scene

 * Bunny : Oh Look it's the panda.
 * Bunny 2 : And he has issues
 * Po : Shoo you little flea bags, I don't have time for you, you little fluff balls.
 * Bunny : Oh, right I better go.
 * (Po sees the shop and pushes the table by flipping it)
 * Bunny Mother : Hey, watch it.
 * Bunny Child : Can't you just go get another table with saying please.
 * Po : FINE!!!.
 * Pig : What did he say?.
 * Bunny with kids : I don't Know.
 * Mr. Ping : Po, where are you?
 * Po : What is it?
 * (Po is on top of a chair eating noodles with spicy sauce like a warthog)
 * Mr. Ping : What are you doing?
 * Po : Non of your business bird brain!
 * Mr. Ping : You're eating like a warthog!!!!! No offence.
 * Pumbaa : None taken i'm outta here. (Pumbaa walks off)
 * (Simba and Timon Pull Pumbaa)
 * Timon : No Pumbaa, you gotta stay!
 * Simba : Timon's right you gotta stay.
 * Pumbaa : But Mr. Ping said something to Po like you're eating like a warthhog!!!!! and i thought he was talking about me.
 * Simba and Timon : HE WAS NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU!
 * Pumbaa : Oh.
 * Po : Besides Ping, yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't put a pile of noodles in her mouth and it broke her jaw!
 * (Simba, Timon and Pumbaa look confused)
 * (Mr Ping gets angry, twitches, cracks his knuckles)
 * Mr Ping : THAT'S IT PO! NO MORE WORK FOR YOU!
 * Po : What do you mean?
 * Mr. Ping : PO, YOU ARE GROUNDED!
 * (Po growls in anger)
 * Po : PING, YOU STUPID BIRD!
 * (Po stabs Mr. Ping in the neck with a knife, killing him)
 * Po : HA!
 * (Simba, Timon and Pumbaa start screaming and running)
 * Timon : Like we said let's get going!

Shifu's death scene

 * Shifu : What are you doing here?
 * Po : Still hungry.
 * (Simba, Timon and Pumbaa block Po)
 * Simba : No Shifu, it's not what it looks like!
 * Timon : He's Still not hungry!
 * Pumbaa : Yeah he killed Mr. Ping by grounding him!
 * (Po looks at table, which has a bowl of sticky meat dumplings, pastrami on rye, noodle soup and onion flavoured ice cream)
 * Timon : What are you doing?
 * Po : Those are delicious.
 * Shifu : Yes, have some.
 * Po : (rudely snatches 2 chopsticks from the table, gets a dumpling, but Shifu nicks it away from him) HEY!!!!!!!!
 * (Po and Shifu glare and they say the same lines two years ago)
 * Shifu : You are free to eat.
 * Po : AM I!!!?!?!!?!!!.
 * Shifu : Are you!!?!?
 * (Po raises his arms and hit Shifu sending him flying)
 * Shifu : CURSE YOU STUPID PANDA!!!!!!
 * (Shifu falls down, but Po breaks Shifu's legs by kicking them)
 * Shifu : MY LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Po : GET READY TO FEEL THE THUNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * (Po gets the chopsticks with the sharp points at the end and stabs Shifu in the head with it, rips out Shifu's brains and eats it)
 * Simba, Timon and Pumbaa : Ew.

Po becomes the Emperor of China

 * (Po and the animated characters at Shifu's funeral)
 * Po : Shifu's death was a terrible tragedy, but to lose Toothless who is Shifu's brave adoptive son ..."who had barely begun to live.
 * (Bambi, Thumper and Flower walk around Shifu's Funeral. Sid, Ellie, Crash, Eddie, Peaches, Julian, Louis, Simba, Timon and Pumbaa hung their heads down)
 * Bambi : Thumper, Flower, do people go to heaven after they die?
 * Thumper and Flower : Yes Bambi.
 * Po : For me, it is a was a deep passional loss and so it is with a heavy heart that I assume the throne.
 * Sid : Me too.
 * Po : Get the out of the ashes of this tragedy, we shall rise to greet the dawning of a new era in which cartoon and panda come together, in a great and glorious future.
 * (Po roars loudly)
 * (Sid, Ellie, Crash, Eddie, Peaches, Julian, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Bambi, Thumper and Flower start screaming and running)

Astrid and Po fight

 * (Astrid exhausted, drinking her alcohol, her face turns red)
 * Astrid : I don't feel good.
 * (Astrid sees the Jade Palace, she runs there)
 * Astrid : (breathes) Stairs!
 * Po : Who's this bimpo?!
 * Astrid : I'm Astrid.
 * Po : GIVE ME THAT BOTTLE!! (drinks Astrid's alcohol and burps in her face)
 * Astrid : Don't drink my alcohol!
 * (Astrid punches Po in the face)
 * Po : (wipes the blood from his chin) You wanna dance bitch! Let's dance! (roars)
 * (Po and Astrid fight, Astrid bites Po's arm with her sharp teeth)
 * Po : AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (scratches Astrid in the eye with his razor sharp claws)
 * Astrid : My eye!!!!!!! (her eye is bleeding) THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * (Astrid kicks Po in his testicles with her combat boots)
 * Po : (screams loudly) OH, MY TENDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toothless and Allias team up to save China

 * (Allias making his coffee by putting lots of sugar in it, when he hears a cry and it's Toothless)
 * Allias : Hey Toothless, what's wrong?
 * Toothless : My adoptive dad Shifu got killed by... (cries uncontrollably)
 * Allias : By who?
 * Toothless : A panda!
 * Sid : Wait that's Po
 * Allias : Pandas! Don't worry Toothless, i'll help you save China.
 * Toothless : Thank you Allias, let's save China!
 * Allias : All right Toothless.
 * (Allias gives Toothless a high five, Hiccup, Stoick, Snotlout, Fishlegs and Tuffnut appear)
 * Allias : What is it?
 * Hiccup : (worried) Astrid! She's captured!
 * (Allias drops his coffee mug in surprise)
 * Allias : WHAT!?!?!?!
 * Snotlout : Here's a note! (hands Allias the note)
 * Allias : Dear Allias, i have putted your daughter in Chorh Gom Prison, if you want her back, bring me 10,000,000 dollars! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Fishlegs : Allias, calm down there's nothing to worry about!!!
 * (Allias gasps, he runs to the phone and he calls someone)
 * Allias : HELLO?!?!?, GET ME MISSING CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HURRY, WE GOT A LOST DAUGHTER, (Sid, Ellie, Crash, Eddie, Peaches, Julian, Louis, Bambi, Thumper and Flower looked shocked) PROBABLY GETTING COOKED INTO DINNER AND WE GONNA NEED......
 * (The real police hears Allias roaring on the phone and he doesn't understand what he's saying)
 * Police : Hello? hello?
 * Allias : WAIT A SECOND! WE CAN'T CALL THE REAL POLICE! (breaks the telephone) THEY'LL BE REALLY MAD!
 * Ellie : I know that's right

Astrid meets Bungee

 * (Astrid in Chorh Gom Prison with a chain on her neck with a ball at the end)
 * Astrid : It's okay little baby, it's okay, mommy will get out of here. (takes off her red bodywarmer)
 * (Ryan and Mason Price appear)
 * Ryan : Hey, Astrid.
 * Astrid : Ryan, Mason how's it floatin'?
 * Mason Price : You pulled a nasty stunt when we were kids.
 * Ryan : And we don't like your attitude!
 * Mason : You've been a little uppity!
 * Astrid : (calmy) Both of you, just leave me alone!
 * Mason Price : What's a matter? Have a spider in your tummy?
 * Ryan : (sees Astrid's pregnant belly) HA!!!!!!! THAT LITTLE WHORE'S PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * (Ryan grabs Astrid and Mason punches her in the stomach and Kai appears)
 * Kai : HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING RYAN AND MASON??????????!!!!!!!!
 * Ryan : Nothing?
 * Kai : YOU'RE BEATING UP A LITTLE GIRL!!!!
 * (Kai kills Ryan and Mason price by charging at them)
 * Kai : Hey, you okay little girl?
 * Astrid : Yep, i'm okay. (cries)
 * Kai : You want me to leave?
 * Astrid : Yes. Just go away.
 * Kai : All right, i'll leave.
 * (Astrid hears 3 grasshoppers talking to each other as her stomach grumbles)
 * Bungee : Hey did you know about the giant creature Andrewsarchus, it's not related to dogs, it's related to pigs, sheep and....
 * (Astrid picks up one of the grasshoppers and eats it)
 * Bungee : YO DUDE, YOU DO NOT EAT MY FRIE....
 * (Astrid cries as blood comes out of her mouth)
 * Bungee : Hey, hey, hey, It's okay little girl. It's okay. I didn't mean to yell at you.
 * Astrid : It's okay, It's okay, I... (pukes blood)
 * Bungee : What's your name?
 * Astrid : Astrid.
 * Bungee : That's a beautiful name. I'm Bungee.
 * (Astrid cries)
 * Bungee : Don't cry. I'm here for you. Here's a blanket made of buffalo skin.
 * (Astrid covers herself to keep herself warm)
 * Astrid : Thanks, i'm scared.
 * (Bungee sees a red thing on Astrid's tooth)
 * Bungee : Hey, you've got something on your tooth.
 * Astrid : Oh, that's just a tomato.
 * Bungee : Let me get that out for you.
 * (Bungee gets the piece of tomato out of Astrid's tooth)
 * Astrid : Thanks. (blood comes out of her vagina)
 * Bungee : OH SWEET, YOUR VAGINA'S BLEEDING!!!!!
 * Astrid : Oh, that sometimes happens when i'm pregnant.
 * Bungee : Wait, you're pregnant?
 * (Astrid shows him her belly)
 * Bungee : That's sweet.
 * Astrid : (cries) This is the worst, i don't want to give birth in jail.
 * Bungee : Hey it's okay, it's okay.
 * Astrid : Okay.
 * Bungee : Good girl.
 * Astrid : I just want to go home (her stomach grumbles) and i'm hungry.
 * Bungee : Hold on, i'll get you something to eat.
 * Astrid : Alright.
 * Bungee : Have this.
 * Astrid : Thanks, what is it?
 * Bungee : It's ogre flesh. Ogre's flesh is red.
 * Astrid : Thanks, but i'm a vegitarian. (Astrid eats the ogre flesh)
 * Bungee : So, tell me what's wrong Astrid?
 * Astrid : I just want to go home, i want to go home.
 * Bungee : Why's that?
 * Astrid : To give birth to my baby.
 * Bungee : Shhh. It's okay. You see those prisoners?
 * Astrid : (looks at the prisoners that is an orangutan and a tiger)
 * Orangutan : Hi little girl.
 * Tiger : Hope you feel good soon.
 * Bungee : They are friendly.

Toothless tells Po the truth/the battle/Allias frees Spike, Zeng and Real Po/Allias saves Astrid/The Final Battle

 * Po : NIGHTSHADE!!
 * (Nightshade comes, the pandas roar and bark at her)
 * Nightshade : Yes, Po.
 * Po : Where is your hunting party? They're not doing their job.
 * Nightshade : Po, there is no food. The herds have moved on. People have left and starve.
 * Po : No. You're just not looking hard enough.
 * Nightshade : It's over. Can't you see. There is nothing left. We have only one choice. We must leave Ancient China.
 * Po : We're not going anywhere.
 * Nightshade : Then you have sentenced us to death!
 * Po : Then so be it.
 * Nightshade : (gasps) You can't do that.
 * Po : I'm the emperor. I can do... whatever I want. NOW FUCK OFF!!!!!!
 * Nightshade : If you were half the emperor Shifu was you would never--
 * (Po hits Nightshade with his paw)
 * Po : I'm ten times the emperor Shifu was!
 * (Toothless appears and roars at Po)
 * Po : No you're dead!
 * (Allias, Astrid, Hiccup, Snotlout, Stoick the Vast and Fishlegs are at the Jade Palace)
 * Allias : I'm gonna go free Spike and Zeng.
 * Astrid : Can i come?
 * Allias : (calmly) You stay there. I don't want you to get hurt. Okay?
 * Astrid : Okay. (gasps)
 * Hiccup : What is it?
 * Astrid : The baby's kicking, Hiccup feel.
 * (Hiccup feels the baby kicking)
 * (Toothless faces Po on a ledge)
 * Toothless : (coldly) Murderer.
 * Po : Toothless, Toothless please... You have mercy I beg you.
 * Toothless : Don't deserve to live, you're dead.
 * Po : But Toothless, I-I am... The... Family, it's those villains are the real enemy. It was their fault it was their idea. I tried to stop them but they won't listen (the villains overhear this and betraying the leader joining their good side)
 * Toothless : Why Shouldn't I Believe you. Everything you ever told me was a lie.
 * Po : (horrified) What are you going to do, you wouldn't to kill your own uncle, would you?.
 * Toothless : (Angrily) No, Po. I'm not like you.
 * Po : (Stands up while the fire, who is closing up, comes in behind them) Oh, Toothless, thank you. You're truly noble, I'll make it up to you I promise, and how can I uh.... Prove myself to you tell me I mean anything... Else.
 * Toothless : Run. Run away Po, Run Away and never come back. Ever...Again.
 * Po : (Realise that Po was behind the truth: he killed Shifu, become king and worst of all, made everyone's life miserable) Y....yes......of course.. (Toothless looks at Po with anger in his face) As you.....wish.....You're MAJESTYYYYY-AAAH. (Kick some fire stones)