Sausage Party: Dawn of the Humans/Transcript

This is the transcript for Sausage Party: Dawn of the Humans, the upcoming sequel to the 2016 animated film, Sausage Party.

Part 1: Opening/The Real World/The Surprise
(Shows Sony logo)

(Shows Columbia Pictures logo variant with the female anthropomorphic hot dog bun named Brenda being the torch lady)

(Shows Annapurna Pictures logo)

(Shows Point Grey Pictures logo)

(Shows flashbacks from the first film)

Brenda (voice-over): Six months ago, a sausage, well my boyfriend named Frank, discovers the terrible truth and "The Great Beyond" was nothing but a rumored fictional paradise, which is all bullshit. We declared war on humans and Douche, after betraying the objects and joining the humans' side. With Douche and Darren destroyed for good, we won, and now, all the foods, beverages, and other objects live a happy life thanks to us. But then, Firewater discovered that we were cartoon characters in an adult-oriented animated movie made by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg. So, we went through the portal to the real world to explore there, and... it was much worse than our world.

(The scene cuts to the sidewalk at a city in the real world. The objects came out of the portal and ended up in the real world.)

Barry: What the hell? What is this place?

Firewater: The real world.

Sammy Bagel: Wow, jeez!

(Sammy looks at an ambulance truck driving down the road.)

Frank: Holy shit! Look at this place.

Barry: Oh, wow!

Gum: Three! There's three of them!

(Gum looks at Seth Rogen and Michael Cera, who are eating hot dogs, and Edward Norton, who is eating a bagel. Brenda saw this and gasped.)

Brenda: No!

(The three live action men are in the restaurant having a conversation. The objects in the background are watching them.)

Michael Cera: It's always good to see you, guys.

Seth Rogen: It's really good to see you too!

Michael Cera: It's just more than once a week.

Seth Rogen: Way more than once a week!

(Seth Rogen looks at the window and sees the objects.)

Firewater: We'd better get back to our world.

Gum: I agree with you. It's a good thing I have this portal ray gun.

(Gum takes out the portal ray gun and gives it to Firewater.)

Firewater: Thank you.

(Firewater uses the portal ray gun and aims it at a brick wall. He then shoots out the beam at the wall and a portal appears.)

Firewater: Let's go back to our world. The real world sucks anyway.

Gum: We'll come back to the real world for another visit sometime.

(The objects enter the portal to the Sausage Party universe and it disappears. The screen is then peeled off like a page in a book as the scene transitions to the blue sky at the Sausage Party universe. The clouds merge into a giant one and it morphs into the film's title "SAUSAGE PARTY: DAWN OF THE HUMANS". The cloud in the shape of the film's title disappears and the camera pans down to a grocery store in the Sausage Party universe called Shopwell's. Frank covers Brenda's eyes as he's taking her to the clothing aisle where the surprise is.)

Brenda: Can't wait for my surprise. (peeks her right eye)

Frank: No peeking, Brenda. We're not there yet. (covers Brenda's right eye)

Brenda: Okay. I can't wait.

(When Brenda and Frank got to the clothing aisle, they stopped at the sock flower display.)

Frank: Open your eyes.

(Brenda opens her eyes and sees the sock flowers, the products from Shopwell's.)

Sock Puppet 1 (singing voice): Will.

Sock Puppet 2 (singing voice): You.

Sock Puppet 3 (singing voice): Marry.

Sock Puppet 4 (singing voice): Frank?

Sock Puppet 5 (singing voice): That son of a bitch!

Sock Puppet 1: Um, do you really have to say that?

Sock Puppet 5: It's none of your goddamn business, you moron.

(Brenda and Frank look at each other.)

Brenda: Frank, I don't know if we should do this.

Frank: Aw, come on, Brenda. You know that I'm ready to be married. Um, are you?

Brenda: Hmmm. Well, I would be ready for marriage, but not at the moment though.

Frank: But, Brenda, we've spent our time together... as a team, as a duo, and... and as a romantic couple. (sighs) Look, I'm sorry that I left you alone, and... I'm sorry for forcing everyone to face... the terrible truth... about the so-called Great Beyond. I really hope this incident would never happen again, and because of that incident in the first movie, we don't even deserve to get married and start a family. I would rather be left alone... in the dark... as a homeless object laying on the streets... forever.

Brenda: Hey, it's okay. We all make mistakes sometimes, and... we all have free will. It's our choice whether we do something good or not.

Frank: Really?

Brenda: Yes, Frank, really. Also, I accept your apology.

(Brenda and Frank embrace.)

Frank: Thanks, Brenda.

Brenda: You're welcome, Frank.

Frank: Let's just go back to our aisle. We'll plan on getting married some other time.

(Frank and Brenda leave the clothing aisle and the lights went off.)

Part 2: The Recovery Center/The Lavash and the Bagel Brain
(Frank and Brenda walk back to the hot dog section of the bread and meat aisle when they see a recovery machine that came out of nowhere.)

Frank: Uh, Brenda.

Brenda: Yes?

Frank: You might wanna see this.

Brenda: What is that thing?

Frank: It's some sort of... uh... a recovery machine. A fucking recovery machine! The machine that brings objects, animals, and humans back to life. Who the fuck would ever invent this piece of shit?

Gum: I did. The lavash and the bagel brain helped me invent this.

Frank: What is it called?

Gum: It's called the "Recovery Center", dumbass. It can bring back many types of objects, animals, or humans to life. Watch and learn.

(Gum types in a deceased sausage on the computer and sends it to the Recovery Center, which then proceeds to bring a sausage named Carl back to life.)

Carl: Oh, my head. What happened? What do I miss?

Frank: Carl, you're back!

Carl: Hey, Frank! I have returned from the fucking dead!

Frank: I'm so glad to see you again, Carl.

Carl: So, you and your friends are surviving the war. I'm glad they killed the monsters and had a victory.

Barry: Carl! (hugs him)

Carl: Oh, Barry. I'm so glad to see you again. Do you remember when we think the Great Beyond is perfect for us?

Barry: Yes?

Carl: We thought the Great Beyond was a paradise. All of us foods thought so, but unfortunately, it's not what we thought it was. The monsters are killing us by cooking, smashing, slicing, and even eating us! Luckily, Frank and the others are fighting against them. Then, Gum brought me to the supermarket and put me in the Recovery Center, which brought me back to life.

Barry: Oh yeah.

(Meanwhile, at the Chinese aisle, Lavash is thinking about the math.)

Lavash: (thinking) Let's see me, what's thirty times two?

(Sammy was playing tagging with Soy Sauce.)

Sammy: Tag! You're it!

Soy Sauce: You got me! (laughs)

Lavash: (angry) Will you two shut up? I'm trying to solve a math problem here, you fuck face!

Sammy: (sarcastic) Oh, sorry about that, Lavash. You crazy bastard! (talks to Soy Sauce) Sorry about that. It's that Lavash. Now, where was I? Oh, yes. You better catch me as fast as you can!

Soy Sauce: Oh, okay.

(Sammy and Soy Sauce continue playing tag.)

Lavash: (sighs) What an idiot.

Part 3: Carrie Toh Discovers Shopwell's/Darren is Back
(Meanwhile, a human enters the supermarket. It was a teenage girl named Carrie Toh.)

Carrie Toh: (talking with her phone) Don't worry about the incident, mom. Look, I have to go. See you later. (hangs up her phone) Let me see... she wants some sausages. Hmmm... (look around the supermarket) where are the sausages?

(Carrie went through the supermarket until she found a package of sausages.)

Carrie Toh: There you are.

(The food crew freaked out when they see Carrie across the sausages and buns section.)

Frank: Holy shit! That crazy bitch is coming to get us!

Brenda: Oh no! We thought we defeated the monsters! That lady is going to kill us all! I got an idea! Why don't you throw at her with a jam?

Barry: Good idea, Brenda.

(They then begin to throw the jar at Carrie. Carrie gets hit by the jar, which then falls to the floor and gets smashed into pieces.)

Carrie Toh: OW! (looks at the broken jar) What the fuck? That's it! It's time to play rough! (cracks her knuckles)

Frank: Oh god! Quick, hide!

(The food crew hides in the shelves. Carrie walks all over the store to find the culprit who threw the jar at her.)

Carrie Toh: WHERE ARE YOU?! I swear! I'll kill you! Come out, come out! Wherever you are!

(She notices an aisle, known as the Dark Aisle, with knives and other utensils on the floor. The aisle was messy because of Frank who accidentally made the mess there during the first film.)

Carrie Toh: Hmm, perhaps that bastard is hiding in there, and when I find him there, I'll kill that son of a bitch.

(She walks through the aisle until something is on her.)

Carrie Toh: Huh? What the hell... Uh, hello? Is anyone there?

(She then sees a cookbook, known as "Beyond Great Cooking", with a missing page that was torn apart from it.)

Carrie Toh: What the fuck is that? That page is missing from the cookbook.

(Then, Carrie grabs the book and runs to the cash counter where she finds the missing page.)

Carrie Toh: Where's the fucking page? Hmmm... where is it? (sees the missing page) Aha! Found it! (picks up the missing page and puts it on the book) Now I'll find those bastards.

(Carrie went back to the Dark Aisle to continue finding the culprit.)

Carrie Toh: Who threw the jar at me? Anybody?!

(Carrie turns around to see a rat in the trash.)

Carrie: (angry) I knew it! You are the one who threw the jar at me!

(The rat throws a testicle at Carrie which made her disgusted.)

Carrie Toh: (disgusted) EWWWWW!!! THAT'S NASTY!

(Carrie was about to vomit, so she runs to the restroom, puts her face on the toilet, and vomits into it. Carrie gets out of the restroom and walks back to the Dark Aisle.)

Speaker Announcer: Attention, shoppers. The store will have a big summer blowout sale.

Carrie Toh: A big summer blowout sale? That must be where the propane tanks are at.

(She saw the knives on the floor. She stole one of them and then cut all the cheese with it. Carrie put all cheeses on the floor after slicing the pieces of it. She decides to walk to the sausage and bun section at aisle two. Carrie saw a pair of glasses and a gun on the floor. She discovered that Darren lost his glasses and a gun when he got hit by the cart.)

(Carrie deiced picks a pair of glasses and a gun up, then puts in her purse and walks to the “Old Fashioned” peanut section.)

Carrie Toh: (worried) Man, what a mess... (notices a bloody eyeball) Whoa! Is that a bloody eyeball? (picks up the eyeball) I remember that the store manager got run over by a trash can rocket. Then the cart starts flying through the roof of Shopwell's and into the sky. There, the propane tanks detonated into fireworks, which killed Darren and the Douche, causing douche liquid and human blood to drop from the sky. Wait a minute! That must be Darren's eyeball.

(Carrie ran to a small recovery machine. Meanwhile, the food crew is spying on her.)

Frank: What the hell is she doing?

Barry: I don't know.

Brenda: Guys, look.

(They saw Carrie carefully placing the eyeball on the machine.)

Carrie Toh: There. Now I'll press the button to see what might happen.

(Carrie presses the button and the machine is turned on. The machine scans Darren's eyeball and immediately revives Darren the store manager in a matter of seconds.)

Frank: Oh shit! The dark lord is back! Quick, hide!

(The food crew hides again.)

Darren: Whoa! What happened?

Carrie Toh: You had been revived after being killed in the sky.

Darren: Oh. Thanks for reviving me.

Carrie Toh: No problem. Oh, by the way. What happened to everyone at the supermarket?

Darren: (sadly) They were frozen in the freezer thanks to the foods that abused them.

(Carrie hugs him in sadness.)

Carrie Toh: (sadly) So sorry for your loss.

Darren: (sadly) That's okay. What now? (return to normal) Should we get out of the store or something?

Carrie Toh: Well, we... (looks at the employees and the shoppers in the freezers) we could, but first, we have to get your customers and employees out of the freezers.

Darren: Okay. Let's do this.

(Carrie and Darren split up as they find the bodies. Carrie saw the employees in the freezers.)

Carrie Toh: Don't worry, guys. I will get you out of the freezer.

(Carrie pulls the broom out from the handle and opens the freezer, but the inside was blocked because of the ice.)

Carrie Toh: Shit! What now? I got an idea!

(She grabs a pickaxe, breaks the ice, and gets the employees out of the freezer.)

Carrie Toh: Guys? Can you hear me? Speak to me!

(One of the employees starts to breathe and wakes up. Carrie gasped as one of the employees was still alive.)

Carrie Toh: Oh thank god, you're alive!

Alex: (groans) What just happened?

Carrie Toh: You got shoved into the freezers by the foods. Luckily, I got you out of there with a pickaxe.

Alex: Oh. Thanks for saving us from the foods, by the way.

Carrie Toh: You're welcome, ma'am.

Darren: Okay, get everyone out of the freezer. Oh, by the way, I found... (picks up the Druggie's head) this man's head from above of the shelf. What should I do with the head?

Carrie Toh: Uhhh.... Go to the garbage room where the small recovery machine is.

Darren: Okay. (runs off)

Carrie Toh: Don't worry, miss. Maybe I can call 911, just to make sure that you are safe and healthy. (calls 911 on her phone) Hello, my name is Carrie Toh. I'm at Shopwell's with the employees and customers. Some people are injured while others are killed. You should come to the supermarket quickly! See you later. (hangs up her phone) Okay, so the police, fire department, and ambulance should be here any minute now. (looks at her watch) Any minute now.

(Frank slowly peeks out of hiding, only to see Carrie Toh calling 911, in which he thinks she's calling someone for reinforcements.)

Frank: Okay, are those monsters gone yet? Nope, they're still there. Oh shit! One of the monsters has called its friends for reinforcements!

(Frank hides behind the shelf where the rest of the food crew are.)

Frank: We're totally fucked, you guys.

Brenda: We thought we defeated the monsters, but since they came back to life, they're going to kill us all!

Part 4: Arrival at Shopwell's/Darren's House/Carrie Becomes a Hot Dog Bun/Meeting Jane Stone the Scientist
(The police, fire department, and ambulance finally arrived at Shopwell's.)

Carrie Toh: Finally, help has arrived.

Police Officer #1: Hello, ma'am. What seems to be the problem?

Carrie Toh: Everyone has been attacked by living foods when they're on bath salts. Bath salts are like drugs that disguised as actual bath salts, you know, the water-soluble, pulverized mineral kind of salts used for baths. The white powdered minerals inside the drug package often resemble Epsom salts but are very different chemically. Those things are what caused everyone to hallucinate a lot all the time.

Police Officer #1: So, you're saying the employees at Shopwell's, along with the store's customers, were attacked by living food... because of bath salts. Right?

Carrie Toh: Yes.

(The police officers, firefighters, and paramedics look at each other and laugh. Carrie sighs in disappointment.)

Carrie Toh: Look, this is serious business. Okay?

Police Officer #2: What the hell are you talking about? I'm sure it sounds like funny business to me. What do you think?

Police Officer #1: Ho ho, that's definitely funny business, dude. Serious business? More like funny business.

(The police officers, firefighters, and paramedics continue laughing.)

Carrie Toh: Ugh! You fucking morons!

(The police officers, firefighters, and paramedics stopped laughing as Carrie Toh walks away from them. Carrie walks to Darren.)

Darren: So, what did they say?

Carrie Toh: They said that they thought it was funny business, which is what I said to them.

Darren: Oh, so, how are we supposed to eat, then? If we don't have food, that means we're gonna have to, like, starve to death. (gets an idea) Aha! I know! We'll go to my house.

Carrie Toh: Okay.

Alex: Good idea.

Carrie Toh: Good idea, Darren. Let's go.

(Meanwhile, at Darren's penthouse, Carrie, Alex, and Darren are getting the food out of the fridge.)

Alex: Finally, we got some food.

Darren: Yeah.

Carrie Toh: Now, let's eat.

(They begin to eat the food.)

Carrie Toh: Yum!

Alex: So good!

(While Carrie, Alex, and Darren eat some food, Carrie gets a chocolate bar and eats it. Darren and Alex look at Carrie.)

Carrie Toh: What?

Darren: Uh, what are you eating?

Carrie Toh: What? This? It's just an ordinary chocolate bar.

(Carrie finished eating the chocolate bar and throws away the wrapper into the trash. However, Darren got the wrapper from the trash and looks at it.)

Darren: Hmm, wait a minute. This ain't no ordinary chocolate bar. It's... it's a very special and very rare chocolate bar that turns people into food! (sees Carrie and runs towards her) Wait, stop!

(Carrie is about to leave Darren's penthouse, but before she does so, she's starting to get smaller. She stops and looks at her body. She's transforming into a hot dog bun.)

Carrie Toh: Uh, guys, what's happening to me?

(Carrie's arms begin to shrink and so do her legs. Her human body slowly morphs into a hot dog bun while she's still shrinking.)

Carrie Toh: Holy shit! I'm about to get smaller, and smaller, and smaller, and smaller!

(Carrie shrinks down to the size of a hot dog bun as she finally transforms into an anthropomorphic hot dog bun. Darren and Alex run to the entryway of Darren's penthouse, only to find out that Carrie has gone missing while a hot dog bun is left behind.)

Darren: HOLY SHIT!!! CARRIE IS GONE! And... and... huh? What is this doing here?

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Hey, guys! I'm down here.

(Darren and Alex look down and found Carrie, who has been transformed into a hot dog bun. They then scream at her. Carrie screams back at Darren and Alex.)

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Please don't hurt me!

(Darren and Alex got freaked out.)

Darren: Help! There's a living hot dog bun at my house!

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: No, no, no! Guys! It's me! Carrie!

(Darren and Alex stopped freaking out as they looked at Carrie.)

Darren: Carrie? Is that you?

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Yes, it's me!

Darren: But... I thought you were gone!

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Well, technically, I'm not. I just ate the chocolate bar, and it gives me some side effects, which includes transforming people into food.

Darren: What?! You ate that fucking chocolate bar?

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Yes! I was transformed into a hot dog bun magically, and now, I'm going to live as a hot dog bun for the rest of my life and spend the rest of my life as a hot dog bun, unless there's a way to change me back into a human. Wait, is there a way for you guys to change me back into a human?

(Darren and Alex look at each other and shrug. They then look at Carrie the Hot Dog Bun.)

Darren: Unfortunately, we don't.

Alex: We're just employees at Shopwell's, not scientists.

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: (sighs) Yes, I know that. I guess I'll have to spend the rest of my life as a hot dog bun... forever.

Alex: Look, we'll find someone that can help you to change you back into a human.

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Really? Who?

Alex: Jane Stone. She is a scientist who is best known for chemicals and gadgets.

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Hmm, interesting.

Darren: Do you think she can turn Carrie back into a human?

Alex: Probably.

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: We should go to see Jane Stone. But first, you should grab my purse. I can't grab it when I'm a bun!

Alex: I'll get it. (grabs her purse)

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: What about my clothes?

Alex: That too. (grabs Carrie's clothes) Alright, let's go.

(A few minutes later, Carrie, Alex, and Darren entered the science lab.)

Alex: We are here in the science lab.

Darren: Excuse us, miss.

Jane: Yes? How can I help you?

Darren: I need you to do us a little favor and change our friend back into a human.

Jane: Why?

Darren: Here's why. Carrie was magically transformed into a hot dog bun after eating one of the chocolate bars that turn people into food.

Jane: Oh my, that's terrible.

Darren: I know, we all know!

Jane: Don't worry, guys. I have just the thing for your hot dog bun friend.

Darren: Okay.

(Jane looks for something that can change Carrie back into a human.)

Jane: There.

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Did you find it?

Jane: Yep.

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Whoa! What the heck is that?

Jane: This... is a special bottle of booze that can turn you back into a human. It might taste like crap to you, but I guess that's enough to help you.

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Geez. Thank you, miss. I don't want to be a damn hot dog bun forever.

(Carrie drinks the bottle of booze and begins to transform back into her human form.)

Carrie Toh: I'm a human again! WOO-HOO!

(Alex, Darren, and Jane cheer for her. However, as they cheer, the effect on the booze doesn't last forever, and so Carrie transforms into a dog, then into a cat, then into a mouse, then into a rat, then into a raccoon, then into a fox, then into an apple, then into a box, then into a pencil, then into a cake, then into a flashlight, then into a rake, then into a leaf, then into a duck, then into a bear, then into a truck, then into a dollar, then into a car, and then into several other different types of animals and objects, before transforming back into a hot dog bun.)

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Yay! I'm a... hot dog bun again? Wait, what?

Jane: You might want to look at the mirror behind you.

(Carrie the Hot Dog Bun looks at the mirror that is right behind her. She then screams.)

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: OH SHIT!

Jane: Yeah, I forgot. The booze is a work-in-progress type of project that I'm working on. Sorry about that.

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Aw shit. If my mom were to see me as, like, a hot dog bun, she's going to kill me!

(Jane escorts Carrie the Hot Dog Bun, Darren, and Alex out of her science lab.)

Jane: Don't worry about that. I'll find something else for the booze I'm working on. Speaking of which, I'm going to continue working on it right now. In the meantime, go back to your homes and get some rest. I'll see you tomorrow. Good night. (closes the door)

Darren: So, now what?

Alex: I... don't know.

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: So, I'm going to be a hot dog bun for the rest of my LIFE?!

Alex: Well, until the scientist finishes working on the booze that can change you back into a human, I'm afraid so.

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: Well, shit. Screw this! I'm going home. Good night, Darren and Alex.

Darren: Be careful out there, Carrie! There could be dangers along the way on your journey back to your house.

Carrie the Hot Dog Bun: I will. Thanks! Good night!

(Carrie the Hot Dog Bun walks away as she starts her journey all the way back to her house. Darren and Alex look at each other and shrug.)

Part 5: Carrie Stops to Rest at Shopwell's/The Music Store
(A few hours later, Carrie gets tired of walking as she runs out of breath.)

Carrie: Damn! It sure is a fucking long way back home. I wish I had a place to stay in for one night only, so I can rest and wake up fresh and well-rested tomorrow... (looks at the Shopwell's building) and I know just the place to stay in.

(Carrie walks to the sliding doors, which were locked.)

Carrie: Shit! I forgot! The store is already closed, so the doors are locked. There must be another way to get into the building.

(But then, Carrie discovers a hole in the wall.)

Carrie: Aha! Now there's a way to get inside that place.

(Carrie went through the hole in the wall and stepped inside the store. There, she discovers all of the anthropomorphic foods sleeping on the shelves, with some sleeping in the buckets, and some sleeping in the freezers.)

Carrie: Wow! I've never seen any object with faces, arms, legs, and clothing. Well, gloves and shoes are the only common articles of clothing they wear. (sees Frank and Brenda sleeping together and gasps) Oh... my... God! It's... it's a hot dog sausage and bun couple sleeping together. I don't know what their names are, but that's just weird, even for an object. I wonder if there's an empty shelf to sleep in. (finds an unoccupied empty shelf) Aha! Here's the one. (gets into the shelf) Well, good night, world. (goes to sleep)

(The next morning, Carrie wakes up and yawns.)

Carrie: Good morning.

Foods: Morning.

(Carrie breathes in and out, gets up, and gets off the shelf.)

Carrie: What a beautiful day.

(But then, Carrie looks at the foods and screams. The foods scream back at her and freaked out.)

Carrie: Oh, my God! You're all alive! Who are you?! Don't attack me!!

(Carrie nervously shakes her body and gets down on the floor.)

Frank: We are not going to fucking kill you!! I mean, what the fuck are we? Cannibals? I don't think so.

(Carrie freezes for a second.)

Carrie: Wait, so... you're not going to kill me?

Frank: Nope.

Carrie: Then why are you afraid of me?

Frank: All of us foods freaked out when you saw us and you also thought we were alive, which technically, we fucking are. So, I got some questions for you. Who are you? What is your name? Where the hell do you come from?

Carrie: Well, I'm glad you asked. I'm Carrie Toh, daughter of Camille Toh. I'm a 17-year-old human teenager. Well, I used to be a human teenager, until that moment when I ate the chocolate bar that transforms people into objects.

Frank: No way!

Carrie: Oh, yes way. After eating that chocolate bar, I got this strange side effect from it, and so, I was transformed into a hot dog bun... magically. So, I want to go back to my house, but because I don't want my mom to see me like this, I decided to stay in Shopwell's for a few days or so. Anyways, I'm from Los Angeles, California. Oh, and by the way, I'm an engineer at Shopwell's. I'm also a student at Los Angles High School. I love to hang out with my friends, go shopping, and take care of the store. That is until yesterday when I was...

Frank: Yeah, yeah, we know. You were magically transformed into a hot dog bun. We get it now.

Carrie: Oh, okay. Anyway, there's one more thing I have to say to you. Some people called me by my fucking goddamn foul nickname "Sucky" Toh, which is a fucking insult to me. And that's it.

Frank: Well, thanks for sharing your story with us.

Carrie: (sighs) You're welcome. By the way, who the heck are you? And who are your friends?

Frank: Well, allow me to introduce myself. I'm Frank, and I'm a sausage. This is my girlfriend Brenda.

Brenda: Hi! It's nice to meet you.

Frank: And this is Lavash, Sammy Bagel, Gum, Barry, Carl, Teresa, Firewater, Mr. Grits, Twink, and the rest of the darn foods at Shopwell's.

Foods: Hello!

Frank: Welcome to our home. We're so glad you came here just to get away from your mom, who was the monster that took all of her groceries away, the ones she chose from six months ago, and also, the ones she killed at her house, even Carl, although he is brought back to life thanks to Gum's Recovery Center machine.

Carrie: Hey, it's nice to meet you all, but I'd better get going. I have to get back to my house where my mom is at. I just hope my mom doesn't see me like this. She'll kill me otherwise.

Frank: Wait! Don't go to the outside world formerly known as the Great Beyond!

Carrie: The Great Beyond? What is the Great Beyond?

Frank: Well, as Firewater told me about the Great Beyond in the first movie, it was an afterlife for the foods, so as they get purchased by the humans who they thought were gods, they could spend an eternal life there. Unfortunately, the Great Beyond is nothing but a fucking huge fake lie. The real and terrible truth is... once the foods were purchased by the human gods and taken out of the store through its doors and into their homes, the gods kill them and their asses by cooking, smashing, slicing, and even eating them. That is the reason why the Great Beyond was bullshit and it still is.

Carrie: I think it's a bit obvious that when you, along with the rest of the foods at Shopwell's, believe in a lie that was meant to be true but really isn't, you don't know exactly what the hell is going to happen.

Frank: That's exactly the point. Luckily, Barry escaped this kind of tragedy and showed me proof of his own, and so Barry and I, along with the other foods, declared war on humans, thus putting an end to their eating streak. I was hoping you would do the same.

Carrie: Uh... I... kinda choose to... to... uh... (looks at the sliding doors) You see, I want to be a human again. Okay? I... I don't wanna end up living as an object like you guys forever.

Frank: Wait... WHAT?! What do you mean you choose to be a human again over joining us?

Carrie: Didn't you hear what I just said? I eat food! I drink beverages! I use many different kinds of objects! But I don't want to be an object for life! Look, I have to go back to the outside world and find someone that could change me back into a human. Goodbye and fuck you all!

(Carrie walks away from them and gets out of the store.)

Frank: Well, that's just it. I told Carrie not to go into the fucking outside world, but she didn't listen, and she went into the outside world anyway. What a dumb bitch.

Brenda: You said it.

(Meanwhile, at the music store, Maya listens to the pop music.)

Maya: This is my jam! WOO! (dances to her favorite jam) Yeah, baby!

(Then, Maya notices someone who enters the music store.)

Maya: Uh... hello?

Carrie: Hello.

(Maya looks down and sees Carrie.)

Maya: Ah! Hola, amigo! Welcome to the music store. How can I help you? My name is Maya Aiza, by the way.

Carrie: It's nice to meet you, Maya. I'm Carrie.

Maya: What happened to you? Why are you a hot dog bun?

Carrie: Well, I'm a hot dog bun because... I ate the chocolate bar that turns people into objects. So, therefore, I was transformed into a hot dog bun magically. Now I'll never be a human again.

Maya: Gee, that's too bad.

Carrie: It's so horrible... it feels like I was as small as an ordinary object and I was treated just like one by humans who are bigger than me.

Maya: I know. Luckily, Jane is making a bottle of booze that can change you back into a human.

Carrie: Yes, I know that. Oh, by the way, how's your family?

Maya: My family was good. They're at my house now, so... I should call my family and find out what they are doing. (calls her family)

(The scene cuts to the phone ringing. A silhouetted family member grabs the phone and calls Maya.)

Man: Hola. Who is this?

Maya: Hola, it's me, Maya. I'm at the music store with a talking hot dog bun.

Carrie: Hi. I'm Carrie Toh.

Man: A talking hot dog bun?

Carrie: You must be her brother or something? By the way, yes. I'm a hot dog bun. What's your name? Sir?

Alejandro: My name is Alejandro Aiza, Maya's older brother.

Carrie: Oh, nice to meet you.

Maya: I'm glad that you met my brother.

Carrie: I have a problem. When I ate the chocolate bar that turns people into objects, I became a hot dog bun. Jane is making the bottle of booze that could turn me back into a human.

Alejandro: Oh, so you want to become a human again. I hope Jane is making some bottles of that special booze. Well, I have to go. Later. (hangs up the phone)

Maya: Come on, Carrie. Let's go to the science lab and see Jane the scientist.

Carrie: Yay! Let's go!

Part 6: Back to the Science Lab/Carrie Becomes a Human Again
(The scene fades to Jane working on the booze at her lab. Carrie and Maya came to see her.)

Maya: Hi, Jane. I'm Maya Aiza. It's nice to see you.

Jane: Carrie, you're back, and just in time, too. Here, try this now.

Carrie: Okay. Let's do this. (drinks the booze)

Maya: I hope this works... for sure.

(Carrie sees pixie dust flying all around her. Suddenly, she grows to the size of a human as she transforms back into a human. The pixie dust disappears after the transformation is completed.)

Carrie Toh: (gasps) I'm a human again. Yay!

(Jane and Maya cheer as Carrie becomes a human again.)

Jane: It works! You're a human again!

Carrie Toh: Thank you so much! I can't believe your booze worked.

Jane: You're welcome. Anytime. Okay, you can leave now. Thanks for stopping by. Goodbye!

Carrie Toh: Bye!

(Maya and Carrie exit the science lab.)

Maya: Well, I gotta go back to work at the music store.

Carrie: Oh! Okay.

Maya: Adios, Carrie.

Carrie: See ya. I can't wait to see the look on Darren and Alex's faces when they see me as a human again.

(Carrie runs back to Darren's penthouse.)

Carrie Toh: Darren! Alex! I'm human again!

Darren: Carrie!

Alex: Oh thank god, you're back to normal!

Carrie Toh: I'm so glad that I can see your face now.

Darren: Yeah!

Carrie Toh: Oh, by the way. Where are my clothes?

Alex: Uh, you're only wearing underwear.

(Carrie sees the reflection on the mirror of herself wearing underwear.)

Carrie Toh: Oh. Well, perhaps I should find some new clothes.

Alex: Yeah, I think you should.

Carrie Toh: You got it.

(Carrie goes to Darren's room where her clothes are at. Carrie gets dressed in her new outfit, which consists of a pink tank top, a blue skirt, and silver sandals. Carrie sees the reflection on the mirror of herself wearing her new outfit.)

Carrie Toh: This outfit is so.... unusual. It's pretty different from my old outfit.

(Carrie walks downstairs to show off her new outfit to Alex and Darren.)

Carrie Toh: Hey, guys. What do you think of my new outfit?

Darren: I love it! Your outfit is way better than the old one.

Alex: Your new outfit is so cute and adorable.

Carrie Toh: Thanks.

(They heard someone knocking on the door.)

Carrie Toh: Oh, I heard someone knocking. I'll go get it.

(Carrie runs to the door and opens.)

Carrie Toh: Hello?

(It was revealed to be a businessman who is an investor for Shopwell's.)

Businessman: Good day, miss. Are you the owner of this place?

Carrie Toh: Uh, no. My boss Darren is.

Businessman: Hmm, okay. May I please speak with him?

Carrie Toh: Okay?

Businessman: Thank you.

(The businessman walks towards Darren.)

Businessman: Good day, sir.

Darren: Oh shit! Who the hell are you?

Businessman: I am an investor for Shopwell's, which is the store you work at as a manager. My name is Richard Moneyass, and I have some bad news for you. Due to a huge incident where employees and customers are killed by food, the profits have just decreased. Because of this, your store... is bankrupt. Therefore, it shall permanently be closed... for good.

Alex: WHAT!? Shopwell's will be closed for good!?! Oh no!

Darren: You can't do that!

Carrie Toh: What the fuck?! I can't believe you want to close down Shopwell's! Also, there's nobody at the supermarket! Asshole!

Darren: Bastard!

Alex: MORON!

Richard: I know you don't like the idea of the supermarket being closed due to that one incident involving groceries and stuff, but I'm afraid the people at Shopwell's have absolutely no other choice. They just... (sighs) they just have to do something else for once, besides running a supermarket business, of course. I'm sorry, Darren, but this is for the good of you, your employees, and your friends and family. Goodbye. (leaves)

(Carrie gives him a middle finger.)

Carrie Toh: (slowly) Fuck... you!

Part 7: Wendy at the Los Angeles High School Field/Going to the Mall
(At the Los Angeles High School Field, Wendy is practicing her cheerleading skills.)

Wendy: Go, team! Woo!! (shakes her pom-pom)

Michael: Way to go, Wendy!

Wendy: (runs towards Michael) Thank you. I'm just practicing my cheerleading skills. Watch this.

(Wendy runs, tumbles, and lands perfectly.)

Michael: (clapping) Bravo! You are an amazing cheerleader!

Wendy: Thanks! Wanna go to the burger restaurant?

Michael: Sure.

Wendy: Good, so let's go.

(Wendy and Michael are at the burger restaurant.)

Michael: There it is, the burger restaurant. Shall we dine in?

Wendy: Go for it.

(They enter the restaurant and order two hamburgers.)

Wendy: It is so delicious.

Michael: Yeah. (eats his hamburger)

(Meanwhile, the hamburger is being eaten by Michael. The other foods ordered by Wendy and Michael watched in horror.)

French Fry #1: This is why I plan on moving back to France.

French Fry #2: The farmers at Idaho take better care of potatoes than the consumers.

French Fry #3: I agree!

French Fry #4: Me too!

French Fry #5: Me three! What do you think, guys?

(The first five French fries turn to the other 95, who were all eaten by both Wendy and Michael respectively.)

French Fry #5: Guys?!

(The five remaining fries turn to Michael and scream as he grabs them and eats them all.)

Wendy: Yum! So good.

Michael: Yeah. I just love eating food here.

Wendy: I know, right?

Michael: Yeah, right... I guess. Let's just finish eating our food and get the hell out of here.

Wendy: Okay.

(Michael and Wendy finish eating their food. They got out of the restaurant.)

Wendy: That burger is so good! So, wanna go to the mall with me?

Michael: Yes!

Wendy: Great! I'll go call your sister.

Michael: Okay.

(Wendy calls Carrie.)

Carrie: Hello?

Wendy: Hey, Carrie. Your brother and I are going to the mall. Wanna join us?

Carrie: Sure! I'll be right there.

Wendy: Okay. See ya there! (hangs up her phone)

Michael: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!

(Wendy and Carrie enter the Green Mall.)

Wendy: Wow! Carrie! I can't believe you came!

Carrie: Me too!

Michael: I know, right?

Wendy: Let's shop! After that, we can eat ice cream.

Michael: Okay, Wendy. Let's go.

(Wendy, Carrie, and Michael go shopping. After spending 20 minutes at the mall shopping for stuff, Wendy goes to the ice cream shop.)

Ice Cream Cashier: Hello. Welcome to the Green Mall Ice Cream Shop. May I take your order?

Wendy: Uh, I would like to have one scoop of caramel ice cream while Carrie would like a scoop of strawberry and her brother Michael would like a scoop of chocolate.

Ice Cream Cashier: Okay, then. Coming right up.

(The ice cream cashier gives Wendy three ice cream cones with three respective scoops of caramel ice cream, strawberry ice cream, and chocolate ice cream on the top.)

Ice Cream Cashier: Here we go. One scoop of caramel ice cream for you, and two respective scoops of strawberry and chocolate ice cream for your friends.

Wendy: Thanks. (gets some money out of her wallet and places it on the table) Here is the tip.

Ice Cream Cashier: Thank you! Have a nice day!

Wendy: You're welcome.

(Wendy grabs three ice creams and walks away with Carrie and Michael.)

Carrie: Wow! I love the strawberry flavored ice cream!

Michael: Let's eat it!

(They eat their ice creams.)

Carrie Toh: Mmm... so good!

Michael: Yep. This ice cream is the best!

Wendy: Yeah! Hmm, I wonder if Shopwell's would stay open a little longer before its fucking closure according to that shitheaded Richard Moneyass businessman.

Carrie Toh: Gee, I sure wonder.

Part 8: Back in Shopwell's/Wendy meets Alex and Maya
(The scene fades to Shopwell's where Richard Moneyass places a "Store Closing" notice on the store's window.)

Richard Moneyass: Heh heh heh. Let's see if the store's employees could save the store before the closure or not.

(Richard walks away. Inside the store, Frank, Brenda, and the other foods see the closure notice on the window.)

Frank: Huh? Well, that's strange. I thought the monster would enter the store and take one of the foods away to eat him... or her. But... I reckoned that creature won't be eating any of us anytime soon.

Brenda: Oh, yes. That's very strange indeed.

Barry: Hmmm, if the entire store itself is going to be closed, then... we can actually still live a life without the gods. This is going to be great!

Frank: Oh yeah! You're right.

Brenda: Brilliant!

(Richard turns around as the foods get shocked and hide from him.)

Richard: Huh? I thought the foods were inanimate. Oh well.

(Richard continues walking as the foods come out of hiding.)

Frank: Phew! That was a close one.

Brenda: I know.

Frank: How should we stop him? I mean, the businessman isn't going to, like, destroy our home or anything like that. Heh heh. Right?

(The foods then see Richard calling the demolition workers on the phone.)

Frank: What the fuck? What is that guy doing now?

(Meanwhile, Richard is outside the store talking to the demolition workers on the phone.)

Richard: (on the phone) Hello, this is Richard Moneyass. I'm at Shopwell's, and... uh... I want you to come over and meet me here. I'm planning to close down Shopwell's because of that one tiny incident where employees and shoppers were attacked by living foods.

Frank: Living foods? (gasps) He means us!

Richard: (on the phone) So, I want you guys to help me... destroy... this store.

Frank: (gasps) Oh no! That guy is planning to destroy our home!

Barry: Oh, wow! You're right!

Brenda: We got to do something!

Richard: (on the phone) Alright! We'll start demolishing this place first thing in the morning. Okay, thanks. Have a good day! Goodbye. (hangs up) Excellent! (laughs) Ha ha ha!

(Richard gets into his limousine and it drives away.)

Frank: Guys, I'm afraid I have some bad news. My friends and I just found out that our home will be demolished by tomorrow, and when it's destroyed, we will all be homeless... forever.

(All of the foods gasped.)

Barry: Oh no! That's terrible! This is way worse than before! Frank, we've got to do something! Something. (thinking) Hmm... How are we supposed to save our home?

Frank: (thinking) Gee, I sure wonder how we're going to do that. (gets an idea) Aha! Guys, we have a plan!

(Meanwhile, at Darren's penthouse, Alex and Maya are having a conversation.)

Alex: So, your friend Carrie saved us from living food. I was placed inside the freezer along with the others months ago.

Maya: Oh dear. Good thing Carrie saved you and the others. I'm glad she called 911 about that.

Alex: I know. Darren found the Druggie's head from above the shelf.

Maya: Yes, and I just heard that he puts a man's head on the recovery machine. Then, this man will come back to life.

Alex: Indeed, Maya. Indeed.

(Maya eats a hot dog. She sees Carrie, Michael, and Wendy.)

Wendy: Hi, Maya!

Maya: Hey, guys!

Alex: (stands up and shakes Wendy's hand) My name is Alex. What's your name?

Wendy: I'm Wendy. It's nice to meet you.

Carrie Toh: Alex, this is my brother Michael.

Michael: Hello. It's nice to meet you. Is that a tattoo?

Alex: (looks at the tattoo on her shoulder) Why, yes.

Michael: Cool! I would love to get a tattoo, but my mom won't let me get it.

Alex: Oh, that's too bad. That's why you get it because tattoos can be painful.

Michael: Oh.

Carrie Toh: So, where is Wendy?

(The scene cuts to Wendy in Darren's room.)

Wendy: Wow! This is so amazing! (looks at the dresser) Hmmm... I wonder what's inside of the dresser?

(Wendy snickers as she opens the dresser and sees the undies.)

Wendy: Holy shit! Those are some weird-looking briefs!

(Wendy takes out a brief from the dresser.)

Wendy: He always wears red briefs every day and never changes.

(Wendy sees a box of porn magazines on the dresser.)

Wendy: Whoa! He secretly loves to jerk off to those magazines. Darren also loves the ladies, so... he must be a ladies' man.

(She takes one of the magazines out.)

Wendy: He likes the ladies with big breasts and big butts.

(Wendy giggles as she turns the page and sees a woman in a bikini.)

Wendy: OOOOOHHH!! This woman is sexy! She has perfect hair! Her body is so hot! Well, it's time to put it away.

(Wendy puts the magazine back into the box and exits Darren's room. The scene cuts to Carrie, Michael, Alex, and Maya waiting for Wendy.)

Carrie Toh: Oh, my gosh. Where the hell is she?

Michael: I don't know. She should have been here by now.

Carrie Toh: Damn it!

Wendy: Here I am! I saw the fucking porn magazines from the goddamn box. Darren loves to jerk off to those magazines. Not only does he love that shit, but he also fucking loves the ladies with big tits and big asses. So, Darren must be a ladies' man. Ooh la la!

Carrie Toh: I didn't know that Darren was a ladies' man.

Michael: I know, sis.

Maya: Indeed, Carrie.

Part 9: Frank Visits the Non-Perishables and Gum/Frank Trains with Master Sushi
(Meanwhile at Shopwell's, Frank looks at the parking lot through the store's front window. He then turns to Brenda, Barry, Lavash, Sammy Bagel, Teresa, and the other foods.)

Frank: Okay, so, here's the plan. I'm gonna go visit the Non-Perishables and Gum at the cave behind the shelves. Perhaps they'll give me some advice and help while visiting. I'll be back soon, and when that time comes, the time that Shopwell's will soon be gone, you must defend yourselves and attack anyone who tries to destroy our home or purchase us so that we could be eaten, drunk, and used. I have to go now, so stay safe. Goodbye.

(Frank walks away as he ventures off to the liquor aisle. He then enters the cave behind the liquor aisle shelves to see the Non-Perishables and Gum.)

Frank: Firewater, we meet again.

Firewater: And so we have. Hello again, Frank.

Mr. Grits, Twink, and Gum: Hi, Frank!

Frank: Hi, guys. Uh, who's that?

Firewater: This here is Spicy Bean, the new member of the Non-Perishables.

Spicy Bean: Sup.

Frank: Hello. Um, I just heard that the monster behind Shopwell's, who is the store chain's investor, is... uh... planning to close down the store, which is our home, by the way.

Firewater: Hmm...

Frank: But wait! There's more. Not only does he plan to close down the store, but he also plans to destroy it, and when he does just that by tomorrow, then we, the objects living in the store, will all be homeless forever.

Firewater: Hmm?

Frank: Yeah, I know. It's really sad and unfortunate. So, I'm here to ask you this one simple question. How are we going to save our home from being demolished?

Firewater: Hmm... Please excuse us for a moment, for we are about to have a private conversation.

(The Non-Perishables and Gum look away and start talking to each other in a private conversation of their own.)

Firewater: Guys, Frank wants to know how to save the store that is our home from a businessman who plans to close and destroy it.

Gum: We've got to do something about it.

Twink: Gum's got the point, you know. We'll have to come up with something, fast!

Mr. Grits: That motherfucker is about to destroy our goddamn home. This could be a possible sign that he will fucking declare war on us motherfucking objects. That bastard has a lot of tricks under his sleeve, and I fucking swear, he's going to use that damn shit to attack, destroy, and kill us and the store.

Spicy Bean: This... could be tough, but... I know there's going to be someone who could help one of us.

Firewater: Really? Who?

Spicy Bean: Master Sushi, the Japanese sushi martial arts master. He'll be helping us prepare for battle. He's the one who teaches anyone how to fight and defend themselves. He's also the one that explains to anyone what it's like to be a true hero and what it takes to be one, too. I'm sure he'll be helping our friend Frank and explain to him that he, along with his friends, will always win over the businessman, and not because of strength or power, but because we're going to have something that the businessman will never have and can't even comprehend... hope, faith, and love. I say the businessman's power is fueled by hate, fame, fortune, riches, and greed. As long as we keep hope, faith, and love in us, I know we will always be able to defeat him in no time.

Firewater: Oh, yeah. That's a good point. Fuck me, right?

(The other Non-Perishables and Gum stare at Firewater in shock and pass out.)

Firewater: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I just say that line from the first film?

The other Non-Perishables and Gum: Yes, yes you did.

Firewater: Oh! Sorry. Anyways, you have a good point there, Spicy Bean. Let's tell Frank about it. I'm sure he'll find Master Sushi. Speaking of which, let's make a copy of the map. You know, the map of the entire store that we made years ago. We'll give him that.

Gum: Okay.

(They begin to create a copy of the entire map of Shopwell's that they created many years before the events of the first film. It took about 20 minutes for them to duplicate the map using the copying machine. The copy of the map itself is finally finished, and it's smaller than the actual thing.)

Gum: There. Now we can just give it to Frank.

Firewater: Okay, Gum.

(Gum and Firewater give the copy of the store map to Frank.)

Firewater: Here is the map of the entire store. There is the Japanese food aisle. That is where Master Sushi lives. Go to his place and tell him that I sent you there. Master Sushi will teach you how to fight, how to defend yourself, and most importantly, how to save our home from many dangerous things. It's all up to you now, Frank. Here, I packed you a few things for your journey. (gives a backpack to Frank) They're all inside this backpack. It's yours now, so you can keep it.

Frank: Wow! Thanks!

Firewater: No problem. Well, good luck on that journey to Master Sushi's place. Farewell, little sausage. We'll never forget you.

Non-Perishables: So long, Frank.

Gum: Goodbye and good luck.

Frank: Bye, guys! (exits the cave)

Firewater: So, who's up for smoking weed?

Mr. Grits: Ooh! I do!

Twink: Yeah!

Spicy Bean: Uh, no thanks. I'm good.

Gum: I don't really want to smoke some weed, thank you.

Firewater: Hmm? Oh well, more for me.

(Meanwhile, at the Japanese food aisle, Frank saw Master Sushi at the top of a huge mountain of cans.)

Frank: Uh... hello? (clears his throat) I'm Frank, and... uh... I need your help.

Master Sushi: What do you want?

Frank: Well, I've come here to see you. The Native American liquor bottle, Firewater, who is the leader of the Non-Perishables, sent me here, so... I have come here to train.

Master Sushi: Hmm, and why would you come here to train?

Frank: I've come here to train because I just heard that the monstrous businessman is going to close down and destroy the store, which is our home.

Master Sushi: I knew it! Our home is going to be destroyed by that monstrous businessman! Hmm, very well, then. I accept your request.

Frank: Yes! Thank you! So, when do we start?

Master Sushi: Your training begins in 5 minutes. You better get ready.

Frank: Okay.

(Frank enters Master Sushi's house on top of the mountain of cans and gets dressed into his karate uniform.)

Frank: Okay, I'm ready.

(The scene fades to Frank and Master Sushi at the top of a shelf that is standing next to the mountain of cans.)

Master Sushi: First, I shall teach you a bit of karate.

Frank: Okay, then. Let's do this.

(Master Sushi and Frank begin karate training.)

Master Sushi: Very good.

(They continue to train for 3 hours.)

Frank: After that, what's next?

Master Sushi: Next, I shall teach you all about defense and how to defend yourself.

Frank: Okay. But how?

Master Sushi: I'll show you.

(Master Sushi snaps his fingers and two thugs appear.)

Frank: Whoa! What the hell?!

Master Sushi: Are you ready to defend yourself and fight those two guys?

(The two thugs snicker at Frank.)

Frank: Well, I guess so. Come to me, you fools!

(The two thugs run towards Frank as he jumps high and defeats them with a single kick in the face. The two thugs then fall out of the shelf. Frank looks down and blows raspberries at them.)

Master Sushi: Wow! How did you do that?

Frank: I jumped high over those thugs and defeated them with a single kick in the face.

Master Sushi: Hmm-hmm. I see.

Frank: Yeah, I know. I need to practice some more skills.

Master Sushi: Good for you.

Frank: Well, I have to go. Thanks for everything.

Master Sushi: You're welcome. Have a good day, Frank.

Frank: You too.

(Frank leaves the mountain of cans in the Japanese food aisle and heads back to the cave at the liquor aisle.)

Firewater: Frank! You're back! Glad to see you again. How was training?

Frank: It... it was good! I've never felt any better!

Gum: Now, it's time to fight that monstrous businessman!

Part 10: Carrie Goes Back to the Science Lab/Carrie Returns to Shopwell's
(The scene cuts to Carrie and Michael walking back to their house.)

Michael: That... was weird, but... I had a good time at your boss's penthouse. How about you, Carrie? Did you have a good time there?

Carrie: Well, yeah. I did. (stays silent for 3 seconds) Hey, Michael?

Michael: Yeah?

Carrie: Did you remember the time that I ate the candy bar that turns people into objects and I was transformed into a hot dog bun because of that?

Michael: Yes?

Carrie: And did you remember that, while I was still a hot dog bun, I went to Shopwell's just to stay for a night and I met the objects living in the store, and then, I said mean things to them?

Michael: Yes? Wait, you met the objects from that place that can talk?!

Carrie: Yes. Anyways, did you remember all that mean shit I said to them?

Michael: Yes?

Carrie: (sad) Well, I kinda feel bad for them, and now, their home would be destroyed by that Richard Moneyass bastard all because of me. I don't know what to do.

Michael: Aw, cheer up, now. I'll help you with that problem you're having. Tell you what, go to the science lab and visit Jane Stone. She'll turn you back into a hot dog bun like you were before you were transformed back into a human. That way, while as a hot dog bun, you should go back to Shopwell's, apologize to the objects that you first met, be friends with them, and most importantly, help them save their home. You think you can handle it?

Carrie: Well, I guess.

Michael: That's the spirit! (enters the house) Well, I'll see you when you're human again. Bye, sis! (closes the door)

Carrie: Bye. Well, it's all up to me now.

(Carrie starts walking to the science lab.)

Jane: Oh, hello there. What do you want this time?

Carrie: Uh, do you have any candy bars that transform people into objects?

Jane: Why, yes. Take some.

Carrie: Thank you. (takes a handful of candy bars) Also, do you have any bottles of booze that turn anthropomorphic objects back into humans?

Jane: Yes. Just take some.

Carrie: Thank you.

(Carrie puts a pile of candy bars and three bottles of booze in her backpack.)

Carrie: That's all I need. Thank you.

Jane: You're welcome. Have a good day.

Carrie: You too.

(Carrie exits the science lab and goes to Shopwell's and sits near the door.)

Carrie: Okay, it's time for me to get back into my object self.

(Carrie takes out a candy bar from her backpack, eats it, and transforms back into a hot dog bun. She then enters the store, hoping to find some anthropomorphic objects to talk to.)

Carrie: I have to find them. Hello? Anyone there?

(The anthropomorphic objects see Carrie again, but they feel really pissed after what she said to them about a day ago.)

Carrie: Oh... shit.

(Frank appears behind Carrie and taps her back three times with his finger. Carrie turns around and sees Frank again. She then screams at him.)

Frank: Whoa! What the hell?! God, you almost scared me!

Carrie: Oh! Sorry. Didn't see you back there. Um, I... uh... I've just come here to... uh... apologize to you, your friends, and the other objects living in the store.

Frank: Oh, really?

Carrie: Yes, uh... I owe you and the rest of the objects an apology for all the mean things I said to you and them. (sighs sadly) I'm sorry. Please... forgive me, for I have said something mean to you... all of you. I just felt like apologizing to you, because... I feel bad for you, and... and now, your home would be destroyed by Richard Moneyass, the investor for Shopwell's, all because of me. (sighs again) I don't know what to do. I could never forgive myself. (looks at Frank) Please... accept my apology. Please!

(As Carrie feels sad, so do Frank, Brenda, Barry, Carl, Lavash, Sammy Bagel, Teresa, Gum, the Non-Perishables, and the other objects. So, Frank walks to Carrie and comforts her.)

Frank: Apology... accepted. We forgive you.

(Carrie cheers up and sees the objects feeling happy.)

Carrie: Well, I guess I will help you save your home after all.

(The objects cheer and applaud for Carrie. She then turns to Frank and his friends.)

Carrie: Um, guys.

Frank: Yes?

Carrie: I... I just want to show you a little something.

(Carrie takes out a bottle of booze and pours part of it into a cup. She drinks the booze and she transforms back into a human. The objects now realize Carrie is actually a human.)

Carrie: Well, remember that I told you that I'm actually a human?

(The objects shake their heads to Carrie.)

Carrie: Well, this... is what I actually am.

(Carrie takes out another candy bar and eats it. She then transforms back into a hot dog bun.)

Carrie: There. Now you know who and what I actually am. Anyways, I shall help you with your plan to save your home.

Frank: Okay! That's fine with me. What do you think, guys?

Brenda: I like the sound of that.

Barry: Yeah! Me too!

Carl: Me three!

Frank: Okay, Carrie. Here's the deal. Once we save the store and defeat that investor, you have to promise us that you will never eat, drink, or use any of us objects here again. Capeesh?

Carrie: Yes, Frank. I understand.

Frank: Good. Now, we must wait for tomorrow, because we're about to kick some serious ass.

Carrie: Alright! (yawns) I'm tired. Well, it's time to go to sleep. I'll be sleeping in one of those shelves here. I'll see you in the morning. Good night.

(Carrie climbs up to the bottom shelf and goes to sleep. The next morning, Carrie stands up and stretches.)

Carrie: Ah, what a lovely day. (jumps off from the bottom shelf) Hmm, everyone else is asleep. I have to keep quiet or I would rudely wake them up.

(Carrie takes out a bottle of booze and pours part of it into a cup. She drinks the booze and she transforms back into a human. She then takes out her smartphone and calls Darren and Alex.)

Carrie: (on her phone) Hello? Oh, hi. It's me, Carrie. I'm at Shopwells, and I need you two over here now. Good. I'll see you there. Bye. (hangs up her phone) They should be here any minute now.

(Carrie sits down and waits for Alex and Darren to enter the store. A few minutes later, though, Carrie starts feeling bored and looks at her watch.)

Carrie: Come on, you guys. Hurry!

(A few seconds later, Darren and Alex finally enter the store and see Carrie.)

Darren: Hello, Carrie. Alex and I came here as soon as I heard.

Carrie: I'm so glad you came. My object friends are I are going to defend the store and protect it from demolition, destruction, and death.

Darren: Oh, yeah. Wait, you've been communicating with objects and understood them?

Carrie: Yep, I sure did.

Darren: But how?

Carrie: It's a long story. How did you get here anyway?

Darren: Well, I don't really own a vehicle, and neither does Alex, so we took a bus trip to the store here.

Carrie: Well, that explains it. What were you doing on the bus?

Darren: Well, while Alex and I were riding on the bus, I called your family on the phone and told them that you wanted me and Alex here because you're going to defend the store with your object friends. Correct?

Carrie: Yeah, that's correct.

(But then, Carrie's parents and her younger brother Michael showed up entering the store.)

Camille Toh: We're here, Doug. This is the store that Carrie works at... as her part-time job, of course.

Doug Toh: Ah, yes. Of course.

(Carrie's parents see Carrie.)

Carrie: Hi, mom and dad.

Camille and Doug: Carrie!

(Carrie's parents hug Carrie while she hugs them back.)

Carrie: I'm so glad to see you. What are you doing here?

Camille: Your boss told me and your father everything about you and how you're going to defend the store from closure and destruction.

Carrie: Oh, yeah. That. So, does anyone of you want to join me?

(Carrie's parents and Michael walk towards Carrie.)

Michael: We'll join you.

Carrie: Okay! Darren, Alex, do you want to join the battle, too?

Darren: Well, now that you think about it, sure! We will.

(Carrie gives her parents, Michael, Darren, and Alex some candy bars.)

Carrie: Well, eat up.

(Carrie takes out a candy bar and eats it. Her parents, Michael, Darren, and Alex eat the candy bars as well. Carrie transforms back into a hot dog bun while Camille transforms into a hot dog bun, Doug transforms into a hot dog sausage, Michael transforms into a toy car, Darren transforms into a soda bottle, and Alex transforms into a lollipop.)

Doug: Holy shit! I'm a sausage!

Camille: I'm a hot dog bun, and so are you, Carrie.

Carrie: Yep, I've been an object many times.

Michael: Wow! I'm a toy car! Cool!

Darren: Oh no! I'm a soda bottle!

Alex: And I'm a lollipop!

Carrie: Guys, this is your first time as objects. We're going to defend the fucking store... together, with some help from many objects living in the store. (hears construction workers coming to the store) Oh shit! I forgot about that. Okay, it's time!

Part 11: A New War Begins/Problems of Being Objects/Frank's Nightmare
(The construction workers enter the supermarket while they're talking to each other. However, they stop talking and notice Carrie and their human friends and family, who are now objects.)

Carrie: Not so fast! You better not destroy this store! (grabs the knife) Or I will stab you with this!

Michael: Come get us, losers!

(The construction workers run towards Carrie and their human friends and family. Michael jumps into a construction worker's pants and climbs into his head.)

Construction Worker #1: Get off me! (tries to grab Michael)

Michael: Oh no, you don't! (yanks his hair) HA!

Construction Worker #1: OW!! THAT FUCKING HURTS!!

(As Michael yanks the construction worker's hair, he notices his hand getting closer. Michael pushes the construction worker down to the ground.)

Michael: Take that!

Carrie: Way to go, bro! It's my turn now!

(Carrie runs towards the construction worker with a knife. She then jumps super high and stabs the construction worker on the back.)

Carrie: Take that! Who's next? (points at the second construction worker) You!

Construction Worker #2: Please don't! I have a wife and three kids! (runs away and screams in fear)

Carrie: And don't ever come back here!

(Several other construction workers saw the death of the first one and they ran away out of the store in fear.)

Doug: Well done, Carrie. You've killed one of the construction workers.

Carrie: Thanks, dad.

Doug: You're welcome. Can I give you a hug?

Carrie: Of course, dad. (hugs him) You are the best dad ever.

(The other objects saw some construction workers running away from the store in fear. They then sighed in relief.)

Frank: (sighs in relief) Phew! That was a close one.

Carrie: Indeed, Frank. So, now what?

Doug: Hmmmm...

(Meanwhile, Richard Moneyass is in his limousine that is driving to Shopwell's. He was drinking a glass of wine until he saw some construction workers running away from the store in fear. He reacted to it by spitting out the wine.)

Richard: WHAT?!? What's going on?! (groans angrily) That's it!

(One of the construction workers knocks on the window. Richard turns around and sees him.)

Richard: What the fuck?! (opens the window) What are you doing here? You're supposed to be demolishing the fucking store, not run away from it because of its goddamn appearance!

Construction Worker #2: It was a talking hot dog bun with a knife! It killed one of the construction workers!

Richard: Hmm, it sounds like you were tripping balls, which means you've been seeing some crazy shit, and it's all in your FUCKING HEAD, you idiot! (slaps the construction worker) Snap the fuck out of it and get back to work, or else!

Construction Worker #2: Yes, sir! (calls the others) False alarm, you guys. It was all just our imagination. Let's get back to what we're doing.

Other Construction Workers: Yes, sir!

(The construction workers turn around and run back to Shopwell's to continue their destruction work on the building itself.)

Carrie: Awwwww... shit! They're coming back! Does anyone have any new plans?

(Frank, after overhearing Carrie, jumps down to the ground and gets up.)

Frank: I do. I've got some plans of my own.

Carrie: Are you sure? I hope this works.

Frank: Am I sure? AM I FUCKING SURE?! OH, FUCK YEAH! I'm definitely sure.

Carrie: Okay then, Frank.

Frank: I will take care of those monsters! (runs off)

(Frank sneaks through the aisles without several construction workers noticing it.)

Frank: Phew. Okay, it's time. (jumps up onto a construction worker's head)

Construction Worker #3: Huh? What's that? (takes off his hat and scratches his head)

(Frank climbs into the construction worker's hat, then the construction worker put his hat on. Once inside the hat, Frank takes out his sword and stabs the fleshy skin on the head.)

Construction Worker #3: AAGGGGHHH!!

(Frank uses the sword to draw a circle on the head. He then takes out part of the flesh to make a hole. He then takes out a pickaxe and uses it to hit the boney surface on the skull.)

Construction Worker #3: HELP!!! THERE'S A WEENIE INSIDE MY HEAD!!! AAAAHHHH!!

(Meanwhile inside the head, Frank gets rid of part of the skull and discovers the construction worker's brain.)

Frank: Woohoo! It looks like I've hit the jackpot!

(Frank gets inside the brain and controls it. The signal from the brain triggered the construction worker, which made him tell the others to get out of the store.)

Construction Worker #3: You know what? I'm done with this! Okay? I cannot destroy this building on these conditions. I'm out of here! (turns to the others) And I want you to get out, too.

(Several other construction workers get shocked and gasped. They drop the tools on the floor and begin to leave the supermarket. The third construction worker follows them. He then stands in the middle of the road. Frank hears a car coming towards him, so he gets out of the construction worker's head, just in time. The construction worker then got hit by a car.)

Frank: Heh. That'll teach him not to fuck with me and my friends... and our home. (runs back to Shopwell's) I gotta go back and help the others.

(Frank returns to the store and sees Carrie again.)

Carrie: I'm so glad that you help us defend the supermarket.

Frank: Ah, it was nothing.

Carrie: What should we do now? Return to human form?

Frank: Nope. Since you and your friends and family were humans, and that you eat the foods, drink the beverages, and use other types of objects that you buy from the store, I guess you'll have to just live here for the rest of your lives as objects. That's the punishment you get... for being humans and using objects! That's why!

Carrie: (gasps) You can't do that!

Frank: Oh, yes I can! Watch this!

(Frank snaps his fingers and both the candy bars and the booze that turn people into objects and back vanished.)

Frank: It looks like you won't be needing these anymore. The candy bars and the booze that turn people into objects and back, they are now gone.

Carrie: (groans in anger) We don't want to be objects forever! We want to turn ourselves into humans! I thought you are my friend! But I found out that you are nothing more than my arch enemy now! Because you are listening to that stupid fucking honey mustard until he commits suicide by jumping off the cart because of us and the Great Beyond! That's it! I will kill you! I fucking hate you because you think people are monsters and the Great Beyond is bullshit! We are not the monsters, you are! The objects are the REAL monsters, not us! You are way worse than that douche my mom was trying to buy... six... months... AGO!

(Carrie finally snapped and tackle Frank. She begins to punch Frank on the face so hard. Frank's face is now covered in bruises and blood.)

Carrie: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!! I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING FRIEND ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU SNAPPED YOUR FINGERS AND POOF! OUR CANDY BARS AND THAT BOOZE THAT TURN PEOPLE INTO OBJECTS AND BACK HAVE JUST VANISHED!! Do you have any idea that those two objects are very important to us humans?

Frank: I... uh... I have no idea what the hell you're talking about!

Carrie: WELL, OF COURSE, YOU DO HAVE AN IDEA WHAT THE HELL I'M TALKING ABOUT, YOU DUMB, MEATY, AND JUICY PIECE OF SHIT! I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR THIS!

(Darren, Alex, Michael, Doug, Camille, Brenda, Barry, Carl, Lavash, Sammy Bagel, Teresa, The Non-Perishables, Gum, and the other objects at Shopwell's are shocked as they see Carrie and Frank arguing and fighting. Frank runs away from Carrie as she starts chasing him.)

Frank: (while running) GUYS, HELP! THAT BITCH IS TRYING TO KILL ME!

Carrie: (while chasing Frank) OH NO YOU DON'T! (jumps into the sky and lands on Frank)

(Frank punches Carrie in the face, which sends her flying to the sliding glass doors. She then ends up hitting the door and slides on the window before landing on her back. She slowly gets up. Frank turns away from Carrie and walks away.)

Frank: (walking away) I don't want to deal with you and your shit anymore. You guys are on your own. Goodbye.

Carrie: (angry) GOOD!

(Carrie gets sad, runs to her mother, and hugs her while she's crying.)

Camille: I know it's complicated, but... that sausage has a point. We can't be humans anymore if we keep on eating, drinking, using, abusing, and killing objects like that.

Carrie: (sniff) I get it, mom. We'll never turn back into humans again. I wish the foods and other objects will become inanimate again. (groans) No fair!

(Darren, Alex, Michael, Doug, and Camille look at each other and then look at Carrie.)

Darren, Alex, Michael, Doug, and Camille: Fair.

Camille: If you keep on getting angry and abusive towards humans, animals, and objects, you'll never be human again. You'll just make your life worse. I'm glad I chose to be an object instead of a human because I felt bad for all the foods I purchased and ate six months ago.

Doug: Me too.

Darren: Me three.

Alex: Me four.

Michael: Me five! Besides, I would rather be a toy instead of a living creature of any kind all my life.

Carrie: Me six. I want to be a hot dog bun for the rest of my life. (thinks) Man, I hope to find the candy bars and the booze that turn people into objects and back.

(Carrie lets her mother go, thinks about it, and snaps her fingers.)

Carrie: Aha! I know!

Camille: What is it, Carrie?

Carrie: We should find candy bars and booze that turn people into objects and back.

Camille: Great idea!

Carrie: So, let's go!

(But then, Carrie's mind has been cleared out, and so are Camille's, Doug's, Michael's, Darren's, and Alex's. The camera pans up to Gum and Frank using the Memory Removal Ray.)

Frank: Now, they'll never get their old memories back, because their memories are now both cleared out and altered.

Gum: They should learn how to live as objects more often.

(Brenda walks to Frank and slaps him. Then she grabs the Memory Removal Ray.)

Brenda: Frank! Stop punishing Carrie and others! I'm gonna erase your memories for this! (uses the Memory Removal Ray and removes Frank's memories) Who am I?

Frank: You're still Brenda. Our memories cannot be erased... because they're invincible.

Brenda: No! You are not! That's it! You are going to break up with me because you erased Carrie and her family and friends' memories! (slaps Frank so hard) Fuck you, Frank! I thought you are my boyfriend until you are listening to Honey Mustard about the truth before he jumps off the cart and kills himself because of the Great Beyond and the humans including Carrie! It's all your fault, Frank!

Teresa: Yeah! It was you!

Sammy: I know it was you! You erased Carrie's and others' memories!

Lavash: You erased Carrie's and others' memories with the Memory Removal Ray. You are the most useless sausage I've ever met! We are not invincible! I'm going to strangle you with my bare hands and erase your memories! (strangles Frank) Listen to us or we'll kill you with a knife! (punches Frank in the face)

Frank: Who cares!

Gum: Frank, stop punishing Carrie and her friends and family! Or I'll use the Memory Removal Ray to erase your memories!

Frank: Guys, stop! STOP!

(Frank gets tortured by not just their friends, but also their enemies, other foods, other beverages, other objects, the humans, the animals, the aliens, the monsters, and even Douche, who is suddenly brought back to life, as well. The scene cuts to Frank sleeping in the now-destroyed Shopwell's. He suddenly wakes up from a nightmare he had.)

Frank: NOOOOOOOOO!!! (panting) Huh? (looks around and sighs in relief) Phew! It was just a dream. (gets up) Now I know what will happen if... if everything's not working as I planned. (walks around) Hello? Anyone here? Brenda? Barry? Carl? Lavash? Sammy? Teresa? Firewater? Grits? Twink? Gum? Anyone! Hello! (gets scared) Oh no! I'm all alone... and... WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY DONE TO OUR HOME?! (sighs) I guess I'll be homeless for the rest of my life.

(Frank begins to walk away from the now-destroyed Shopwell's. The scene fades to a town where Frank is now living inside a box.)

Frank: (sighs) It's all my fault... for what I have done. Well, this box should be my new home now. I'm going to sleep.

(Frank closes the lid of the box and goes to sleep.)

Part 12: The Book Club/Rollerskating/Maya and Leon Visit the Penthouse
(The scene cuts to the book club where Leon reads a comic.)

Leon: I love to read stories about secret agents in the form of either novel books or comic books. Also, I want to become a secret agent just like in the comics.

(Leon hears the bell ringing as someone enters the store. He waves to Maya while standing a door.)

Leon: Oh, hello there. My name is Leon Douglas. How can I help you? Do you want a noir novel book? Or a superhero comic?

Maya: Sure thing, Leon. By the way, I'm Maya Aiza, and I work at the music store. I like to read stories about musicians and secret agents. When I was 10 years old, I read a lot of books, including novels and comic books. My brother likes it too because we are the fans of secret agents and musicians.

Leon: Oh, I know your brother from middle school. He loves to play guitar at the music class and teaches his classmates how to play instruments when he got older. Your brother is now 23.

Maya: Yes, yes he is.

Leon: Want to come to the rollerskating rink with me?

Maya: Sure. Let's go to the rollerskating rink.

(The scene cuts to the rollerskating rink.)

Leon: There it is, the rollerskating rink.

Maya: Let's roll!

(Leon and Maya went inside the rollerskating rink and sees a crowd on the rink.)

Maya: Wow! I've seen this place before.

Leon: Let's go grab our rollerskates first, and then we'll go to the rink.

(Maya and Leon grab their rollerskates from the shelf, take off their shoes, put their rollerskates on, and stand up.)

Maya: So, let it roll!

(Maya and Leon went into the rink. Maya begins to move by lifting one foot and then another as she sprints very fast.)

Maya: WOOO!!! This is so awesome! I love this so much! Leon, watch me!

(Maya jumps so high and lands perfectly. Leon sprints very quickly and jumps so high. Then, he lands and almost lost his balance.)

Leon: Whoa! I'm almost losing my balance, but I can do this. My dad teaches me how to rollerskate when I was 14 years old.

Maya: Yes, yes he did. I love to rollerskate with you. Let's roll to the show!

(The song "Summer by Calvin Harris" plays as Maya and Leon begin to rollerskate and do some tricks.)

Maya: One spin, two spins!

(Leon grabs Maya's hand as she sees him smiling.)

Leon: And three spins! Here we go!

(Leon and Maya begin to spin as they look at each other. The background changes to black with colorful sprinkles falling on them.)

Leon: Maya? I used to be a lone wolf, but not anymore, because my dad gave me a special toy monkey when I was 5 years old. I called him Mr. Peek because he loves to play peek-a-boo.

Maya: Mr. Peek? That is an interesting name for a toy monkey. I have a doll named Maria which she names after my great-great aunt. But she died from cancer in 1906.

Leon: That's too bad. Well, I think it's time we get some rest.

Maya: Okay.

(The background turns back to normal. Maya and Leon stop spinning and exit the rink.)

Maya: That was amazing, Leon. What's next?

Leon: We are going to the penthouse, so we can have a party or something.

Maya: Alright then.

(The scene cuts to Leon and Maya outside the apartment building.)

Leon: Here we are, the penthouse! I'll go knock on the door. (knocks on the door) Hello? This is Leon and Maya. Can we come in?

(Someone opens the door and sees Maya and Leon.)

Leon: Hi! I'm Leon and this is Maya.

Maya: Hello. Nice to meet you. Who are you and what's your name?

Darren: My name is Darren and this is my older sister, Daryl.

Daryl: Hi.

Maya: I didn't notice that you have a sister.

Leon: Where are your parents? I know them from your house.

Darren: Well, they are...

Leon: Are they dead? Or are they still alive?

Maya: Guys, answer us.

Daryl: Uh...

Maya: We should check on them if they are here.

(Leon and Maya enter the penthouse and begin to search for Darla and Darrell. As they search for them, Maya saw a picture of Darren and his family.)

Maya: What's this?

More coming soon!