The Wizard's Way to Say Hello/Transcript

(Theme song)

(A title card “Guest staring: Tara Duncan”)

Shaggy (voice): Today, Scooby-Doo meets Tara Duncan.

(The Mystery Machine is driving in Rowsman)

Velma: You know, this is kinda nice of Shaggy’s cousin to come to this to visit her.

Shaggy: Yeah, it’s been a long time since I’ve visited Haley. Right, Scoob?

Scooby: Yeah.

Fred: How far is your cousin’s place, Shagg?

Shaggy: It’s not that far actually, you just have to turn right.

Daphne: I hope we don’t get lost here.

Velma: I too. Because we have to find to way out of the lost way for sure. Otherwise, we be lost in the town forever.

Shaggy: Don’t way, Scooby and I will get us there, no prob-blamo. Eh, Scoob?

Scooby: Yeah.

Shaggy: We can get us there in no time. Nothing to worry about.

(Cut to two girls and a boy)

Tara: Oh, I love shopping.

Sparrow: Me too. It is the greatest girly thing ever.

Tara: Where we go next?

Cal: Oh, please, any girl can do anything dumb. I in the other hand, shall go to the video game store to find something way cooler than girly stuff.

Sparrow: Cal, don’t be a push over. Doing girl stuff is way better than doing boy stuff.

Cal: And what actually do you mean?!

Sparrow: It means girls are better than boys.

Tara: Hey, hey, hey, guys. You both can just calm down a bit, everything will be perfect, no evil monster, werewolves or ugly beasts.

Sparrow: (Angrily growls at her)

Tara: No offense.

Sparrow: None taken.

(Cut back to the Mystery Inc. gang)

Fred: Shaggy, are you sure you know where we’re going?

Shaggy: Of course I do. Believe me.

Daphne: I think that we’re lost.

Shaggy: No, not to me. I know where we’re going? I knew a shortcut, but first some food for me and Scooby.

Scooby: Yeah, Yeah.

Velma: Food, food, food. It’s that all you can think of?

Shaggy: Like, yeah, duh. I can’t give direction on an empty stomach. Can you Scoob?

Scooby: Nah-uh.

Fred: There’s a restaurant ahead. Let me stop here, and we’ll get something to eat.

Shaggy: Groovy.

Scooby: I love to eat.

(Back to the spellbinders)

Tara: Glad we got this spot. I’m hungry.

Shaggy and Scooby: Us too.

Cal: Yeah, I’m hungry I can eat a house.

Tara: Really?

Sparrow: Not funny, Cal.

Cal: What? It was a good joke.