The New Base/Transcript

(The Overwatch House intro plays)

(THE OVERWATCH HOUSE!)

(Scene begins at a Holiday Inn Suites hotel with all the Overwatch Squad and Talon Squad sleeping inside there suite rooms)

(Then Junkrat wakes up and blows and air horn startling everyone)

Junkrat: WAKE UP LASSIES!!!!!!!!

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soldier 76: JAMISON, WHAT THE F*CK?!?!?!

Junkrat: You guys know what day it is?

McCree: *sighs* We know Junkrat, we're getting a new base since our old base blew up.

Junkrat: That's right!!! *cackles*

(Everyone proceeds to wake up)

(Reaper walks in the room all mad)

Reaper: WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK WAS THAT RACKET???!!!!

Tracer: Junkrat blow an airhorn for like an early wake up call since we're getting a new base.

Reaper: Oh wow very cool you think I was born yesterday? Me and the rest of the Talon Squad are getting a new base too since ours blew up too and I heard gonna be luxurious.

Soldier 76: Hey, I also heard our new base gonna luxurious to Gabriel don't mess with us please.

Reaper: Oh so I'm the one who's responsible for blowing up your base and teasing you about our new base Jack.

Soldier 76: I wasn't born yesterday either assh*le, we also blew up your base as well.

(Reaper and Soldier 76 start to argue and Mercy and Sombra come and break them apart)

Sombra: Okay that's enough you two.

Mercy: What she said boys, everyone proceed to get ready!

Everyone: Okay!

(Everyone takes a shower, brushes their teeth, get dressed, and pack up while Junkrat and Roadhog bounce on the bed)

Soldier 76: Jamison and Roadhog please stop jumping the bed!!!

Junkrat and Roadhog (Both): No!

Soldier 76: B*TCHES STOP IT!!!!!!!!!

(Soldier 76 pushes Junkrat and Roadhog off the bed)

Junkrat: Oww!!!

Roadhog: Argh!!!

Junkrat: Jack mate, what was that for?

Soldier 76: That was for you two idiots to stop bouncing on the goddamn bed you two!

Mercy: Jack, please calm down.

Soldier 76: No! I'm not gonna calm down because everyone keeps on starting a ruckus in this room and I really wish someone would knock on our door, and give us our new base to live.

(Someone knocks behind the hotel room door)

Reinhardt: Well, what do you know Jack, you're wish has been granted.

Soldier 76: Let me go get it everyone.

(Scene cuts to where Soldier 76 opens the door where real estate agent is, played by Steven Merchant)

Soldier 76: Um hello?

Reginald : Hi there I'm looking for a Mr. Jack Morrison and a Mr. Gabriel Reyes.

Soldier 76: Uh, that would be me sir Mr. Jack Morrison.

(Reaper comes to the front door)

Reaper: And I would be Mr. Gabriel Reyes sir.

Reginald: Wow you're very creepy looking Mr. Reyes sir.

Reaper: (furious) What did you say?

Reginald: Um nothing sir sorry, *clears throat* allow me to introduce myself, I am Reginald Thomas Haversham and I've come to tell you all that your bases that exploded four months ago that the building crew was gonna make a new one.

Soldier 76: Yeah?

Reginald: Well, the building crew didn't even try.

Soldier 76 and Reaper (both): What?

Reaper: Where we're gonna live now?

Reginald: Well don't worry but you two gentlemen's insurance was gonna to cover a rebuilding your old bases again but, instead we all just found you all a new one which was recently sold a while ago.

Reaper: But I want my original base again I don't want a new one.

Soldier 76: Yeah we want our old bases back.

Reginald: Well no really at least you all should look at the new one