Shiresland Peter Pan/Script

Transcript:

 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: ...leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the earls of Mercia and Northumbria declared for him, and even Stigand...
 * Tinkerbell: (Clucks: Pretty, huh? I'll bet a lot of you folks don’t believe that, about a wish coming true, do you? Well, I didn’t. Of course I'm just a fairy clucking my way from hearth to hearth but... let me tell you what made me change my mind.)
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: ...Witching Hour, when the Boogeyman comes out... when people go missing. The girls say the Witching Hour arrives at midnight. I think it comes at three in the morning, Never get out of the bed. Never go to the window. Never look behind the curtain... Oh, Hello! You must be Tinkerbell, I've been expecting you.
 * Tinkerbell: (Clucks: Pleased to meet you Douglas.)
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: Just call me Douglas Duck. Hey, Tink. You're not gotta believe this?
 * Tinkerbell: (Clucks: Huh, Douglas?)
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: Tink! Let me tell you about the little story.
 * Tinkerbell (Clucks: Who worse it?)
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: Let me tell you about the story of, Peter Pan!
 * Tinkerbell (Clucks: Peter Pan.)
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: Some say that as we grow up, we become different people at different ages, but I don't believe this.
 * Tinkerbell (Clucks: That's right.)
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: I think we remain the same throughout, merely passing in these years from one room, to another, but always in the same house. If we unlock the rooms of the far past, we can look in and see ourselves beginning to become you and me.
 * Tinkerbell (Clucks: When do we start?)
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: Well, it all started before you were born.
 * Douglas Duck/J.M. Barrie: [narrating] All children grow up. They become hairdressers, lawyers and shopkeepers. They become train drivers, dentists and astronauts. They become nurses, teachers and grown up with people with children of their own. He's name was James M. Barrie. The tale of Peter Pan, it's all most here. in London. to boldly go where the second star to the right and straight on till morning. there is no neverland has gone before!
 * Tinkerbell: (Clucks: How am I doing?) Heh, heh.
 * Fozzie Bear/Paddington Bear: Good evening. Wocka wocka!
 * Train Conductor: All aboard!