Avengers vs. the Ultra Legion/Transcript

(Avengers' universe: It is a normal day in New York City while the Avengers were playing poker at the living room in Avengers Tower)

Iron Man: Ok, I think I got this. (Iron Man lays out 4 cards) 4 aces. Ha!

Hulk: Oh darn.

Captain America: Goldfish.

Black Widow: (Black Widow lays out 3 cards) 3 aces.

Hawkeye: (Hawkeye lays put 7 cards)

Falcon: Oh come on, 7 aces?

Thor: Hawkeye always wins.