Toasty's Goodbye/Transcript

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(Intro plays)

Sagu: (eats bird) (burps)

A NETFLIX SERIES

Sagu: (sniffs)

Gracee: (shrieks)

Conner: Go, go, go, go, go!

Gracee: Ah!

RV: (Explodes)

The Conner Show!

Conner: See, everything worked out. (head becomes the title’s second O) (Laughs)

Gracee: Aw, I wanna be a letter!

Created by Conner Hawkins

Sagu: (burps)

Toasty's Goodbye

(spooky music playing)

(peaceful music plays)

Conner: Ah, another beautiful day in Mooresburg. The sun is shining. The birds are singing.

Gracee: And Toasty’s coming home today! I can’t wait to see Toasty again. I bet he’s missed Mama the most. That’s me.

Conner: Well, you can keep waiting, because Alexis is just messing with us. Toasty’s not coming back.

Man 1: My house!

Man 2: My legs! That toaster took my legs!

Woman: My car!

Gracee: (sees the burnt toast) It can’t be.

Both: (pull up to Green Tomato)

Conner: I’ll have a…

(speaker gets exploded by a slice of burnt toast)

Both: (scream)

Gracee: My mom's restaurant! Huh? (gasps) (turns Conner’s head)

Toasty: Hello, Dad. Hello, Gracee.

Gracee: Toasty! Gracee? What the heck?

Conner: (happy gasp) My Toasty!

Toasty: Toasty died the day you threw him in the trash can! Call me… Declan.

Gracee: Ew! Conner, tell Toasty I’ll call him Declan when he calls me Mama.

Declan: Did you really think I was gonna keep the name you forced on me? This is my life now. No one tells me what to do! I do what I want! And right now, I want revenge!

Both: (gasp)

Alexis: (zips and saves them)

Declan: Huh?

Alexis: No way I’m letting you toast them! Not before I hear Conner admit I was right.

Conner: 😒

Alexis: (spitting noises)

Declan: Hey! This isn’t over! You can’t escape me! I know where you live! (tech sounds) Um, Amanda, I, like, need a lift.

Amanda: (computerized voice): Ride share requested.