A Muppet Family Christmas 2 transcript

Prologue: The opening intro
Announcer: "It's time for some live entertainment on ABC Channel, Disney productions presents A Muppet Family Christmas 2, appearing on Tonight's broadcast: Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, the great Gonzo, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter, Walter and many more of your most favorite Muppet friends."

[Music In Background]

The Muppet friends are driving around in the Electric Mayhem bus on their way to Fozzie's mother, Emily's house.

Kermit: It's our most favorite time of the year 

Gonzo: there'll be stockings for hanging and popcorn for popping and cheer

Bean: it's our most favorite time of the year

​Fozzie: it's our most favorite time of the year

Scooter: there'll be gifts for wrapping and chestnuts for toasting and cheer

Skeeter: it's our most favorite time of the year

Rowlf: it's our most favorite time of the year

Miss Piggy: the young kids will be laughing and dancers will be dancing and cheer

Janice: it's our most favorite time of the year

Swedish Chef: It's oooor must fefureete-a teeme-a ooff zee yeer

Mildred Huxtetter: there'll be cookies for baking and trees decorating and cheer

All Muppet friends: It's our most favorite time of the year

The Electric Mayhem bus eventually pulls right up to Emily's farm house.

Scene 1: Emily's farm house
Kermit: "Okay, gang, here we are, now I'll just ring the door bell, but only once, not twice."

Kermit walks right up to Emily's door step.

Kermit: [Ringing Door Bell]

Emily: "Oh, my son and his good friends must be here already."

Emily walks right over to the front door and opens the door to let Kermit, Fozzie and the others inside.

Emily: "Kermit, Fozzie, everybody, welcome back to my house, come inside and make yourselves nice and warm."

Kermit, Fozzie and the rest of the Muppet friends including Kermit and Miss Piggy's twin son and daughter, Toby and Bethany walk right inside Emily's farm house.

Toby: "Wow, Bethany, look at all of those wonderful Christmas decorations."

Bethany: "I know, Toby, even Mother and Daddy are enjoying it themselves."

Kermit: "Alright, you guys, right before the fun thrilled party can begin, I'm gonna tell all of you that I just invited more good friends to come over here."

Walter: "Who did you invite to this party, Kermit?"

Kermit: "I invited the gang from Sesame Street, the Big Blue House, the swamp, Frog Town Hollow, Dog City, Fraggle Rock and The Animal Show to this super thrilling Christmas house party."

Skeeter: "Wow, Kermit, that sounds like a lot of Christmas house party guests."

Fozzie: "In fact, here come the 1st guests right now."

Kermit looks right out the window and sees the Sesame Street gang members coming right up their door step.

Kermit: "Oh my gosh, it's the Sesame Street gang, I don't believe they're here!"

Cut to Ernie, Bert, Grover, Elmo, Big Bird, Telly, Baby Bear, Cookie Monster, Mr. Johnson, Rosita, Farley, Count Von Count, Herry, Snuffy, Zoe, Pairie Dawn, Gladys, Don Music, Forgetful Jones, Placido Flamingo, Oscar, Abby, Julia, Rudy, Wolfgang and the 2 Headed Monster outside.

Ernie: "Hey, Merry Christmas and happy holidays from Sesame Street, everybody!"

Rosita: "Feliz Navidad to all of you out there!"

Julia: "Happy holidays!"

Rudy: "Just feel the lovely snowflakes drifting down from the skies above."

Abby: "Such lovely beautiful snowflakes."

Wolfgang: [Barking And Howling In Excitement]

All Sesame Street gang members (except Oscar): Here we come a caroling, among the leaves so green

here we come a wand'ring, so fair to be seen

love and joy, come to you, and a merry Christmas too

so we send you and wish you a happy new year

and we send you a happy new year

Oscar: "I'm gonna stay outta this 1."

Oscar hides his head back inside his trash can.

Big Bird: we are not daily beggars that beg from door to door

but we are neighbors' children who you have seen before

All Sesame Street gang members (except Oscar): love and joy come to you, and a merry Christmas too

so we send you and wish you a happy new year

and we send you a happy new year

Ernie: but master and mistress as you sit by the fire

Bert: think of us poor children who wander in the mire

All Sesame Street gang members (except Oscar): love and joy come to you, and a merry Christmas too

so we send you and wish you a happy new year

and we send you a happy new year

Elmo: so bless the master of this house likewise the mistress too

Farley: and all the little children that round table, go

All Sesame Street gang members (except Oscar): love and joy come to you and a merry Christmas too

so we send you and wish you a happy new year

and we send you a happy new year…………

Forgetful Jones: "Alright, pardners, the Christmas house party is that way, let's go inside everybody."

The Sesame Street gang members enter the Muppet Family Boarding House.

Dr. Teeth: "Well, we're so thrilled you guys could make it."

They all walk right past Swedish Chef, who is preparing the Christmas party dinner and dessert foods in the kitchen.

Swedish Chef: Deck zee hells, let's throo thees perty

Singing Food: Fa la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Cookie Monster: "Oh boy, yummy good."

Rizzo: "Hey, you know what, Oscar? your trash can doesn't seem like a bad place t'sleep ova' in tonight."

Oscar: "Well, you're absolutely right, I wouldn't mind having a rat like you sleeping over in my trash can."

Telly: "So, Kermit, now that we're all here, let's just sit around and relax 'til the next guests get here."

Kermit: "Okay, Telly, good idea."

They all sit right back and relax, 'til they hear the next guests coming right up the door step.

Baby Bear: "Hey, I heaw them, I heaw the next guests coming wight up the doow step."

They all look out the window and see the Fraggle Rock gang coming right up their door step.

Gobo: "Happy Festival of the Bells from Fraggle Rock, everybody!"

Red: "Seasons greetings and yuletide carols!"

Mokey: "And best wishes from all of us!"

Wembley: "Let's go inside, everybody!"

Boober: "Yeah, let's go!"

Gobo, Red, Mokey, Wembley and Boober go inside Emily's farm house.

Emily: "Okay, we got the gang from Sesame Street and the gang from Fraggle Rock,"

Kermit: "and we're still waiting for our good friends from the swamp, the Big Blue House, Frog Town Hollow, Dog City and The Animal Show to arrive."

Mokey: "Wow, Kermit, that's a lot of good friends from other television shows."

Walter: "I even watch them on my DVD player at home in the Muppet Family Boarding House."

Wembley: "Look, you guys, Goggles, Croaker and Blotch are coming right up the door step."

Cut to Goggles, Croaker and Blotch walking right up the door step.

Goggles: "Merry Christmas and happy holidays from the swamp, everybody!"

Croaker: "Best wishes from all frogs and toads in the universe!"

Blotch: "And seasons greetings and yuletide carols to all of you around here!"

The 3 good friends enter the farm house.

Kermit: "Oh good, you guys are here, now why don't you make yourselves comfortable right before our good friends from the Big Blue House arrive, then other good friends from Frog Town Hollow, Dog City and the Animal Show."

Elmo: "Oh look, everybody, Elmo sees the gang from the Big Blue House."

Kermit: "Oh boy, they're here already."

Cut to Bear, Ojo, Treelo, Tutter, Pip and Pop walking right up to the door step......

Bear: "Merry Christmas and happy holidays from the Big Blue House, everybody!"

Ojo: "Mistletoe and snowflakes on the go!"

Treelo: "Here we come!"

Tutter: "I can hardly wait to enjoy the Christmas Eve dinner meal here!"

Pip and Pop: "So can we!"

The 6 good friends enter the farm house.

Kermit: "Good, very good, now we're still waiting for our good friends from Dog City to show up, hey, Gonzo, can you please give Artie a call on the telephone to make sure he's not too far away from here?"

Gonzo: "Yes, Kermit, I'll give him a call right away."

Gonzo goes right over to the wireless telephone and dials Artie's telephone number.

Gonzo (on wireless telephone): "Hello? Artie?"

Artie (on other wireless telephone): "Gonzo, is that really you?"

Gonzo (on wireless telephone): "Of course it's me, I was just calling to ask you where you are right now."

Artie (on the other wireless telephone): "Well, me and my dog friends from Dog City are still in San Francisco, but we'll be there shortly."

Gonzo (on wireless telephone): "Okay, we'll see you later when you arrive."

Gonzo and Artie both hang up the wireless telephones.

Gonzo: "Alright, I just got off the telephone with Artie, he said that he and his dog friends from Dog City are still in San Francisco, but they'll be here shortly."

Kermit: "Oh good, now we don't need to worry about them getting stuck in a great big snowstorm."

[Sounds Of Truck Engine Purring]

Robin: "Oh look, here they come right now."

Kermit looks right out the window.

Kermit: "Robin's absolutely right, the gang from Dog City has arrived."

Cut to Artie, Eliot, Colleen, Terri, Bruno, Bowser and Ms. Fluffé coming right up the door step.....

Artie: "Merry Christmas and happy holidays from Dog City, everybody!"

Eliot: "Plenty of mistletoe to go around!"

Colleen: "And seasons greetings and yuletide carols to all of you out there!"

Rowlf: (opening the door for his puppy dog friends and Ms. Fluffé) "The fun thrilled party's right this way, come inside, my good friends."

Terri: "Thanks a bunch, Rowlf."

Bruno: "I really appreciate it."

Bowser: "So do I."

Ms. Fluffé: "Such lovely manners indeed."

Kermit: "Okay, we have the Sesame Street gang, the Fraggle Rock gang, my other good friends, Croaker, Goggles and Blotch from the swamp, but we're still waiting for the gang from Frog Town Hollow to arrive."

Walter: "In fact, here they come right now!"

Kermit: "Oh my gosh, they're here already!"

Cut to the Frog Town Hollow gang arriving at the door step........

Emmett: "Merry Christmas and happy holidays from Frog Town Hollow, everybody!"

Ma Otter: "And seasons greetings and yuletide carols to all of you out there!"

George: "Come on, you guys, let's get inside, everybody's been waiting."

Melissa: "Let's get this Christmas party moving."

The Frog Town Hollow gang go right inside the farm house.

Kermit: "Alright, they're here now, we just need to wait for the gang from The Animal Show to arrive."

Skeeter: "Oh look, you guys, here they come right now."

Butch: "I don't believe this."

Cut to Jake, Armstrong, Stinky and Ollie coming right up the door step........

Jake: "Merry Christmas and Happy holidays from The Animal Show, everybody!"

Armstrong: "Let's hope there's plenty of gingerbread to go around!"

Stinky: "Jingle bells and pine tree smells, all over the place!"

Ollie: "Seasons greetings and yultide carols for all of you out there!"

Jake, Armstrong, Stinky and Ollie go right inside the farm house.

Kermit: "Oh good, everybody's here now, I wonder how the gang from The Christmas Toy is doing."

The Christmas Toy house
Apple: "Wow, it sure is gonna be a lovely winter holiday after all."

Mew: "You said it right, Apple."

Balthazar: "It sure is nice to be in this bedroom where there's plenty of time for playtime."

Rugby: "I wonder how Kermit and the others are doing at the Christmas house party."

Ditz: "I'm wondering the exact same thing too."

Belmont: "So am I."

Back at Emily's farm house
Doc: "Hey, all of you fellows, there's a news report on television."

The Muppet friends and Emily go right in the living room to watch the news report on television.

Newsman: "This just in, a news reports tells that Santa and Mrs. Claus have been kidnapped by Kermit and Piggy's evil counterparts, Constantine and Miss Poogy."

Miss Piggy: "What the-"

Walter: "I don't believe this!"

Santa Claus: "I'm being held prisoner by these freakos!"

Mrs. Claus: "I can't even budge 1 single inch!"

Constantine: "Now we got you right where we want you."

Miss Poogy: "Time to kiss your candy canes and gingerbread goodbye."

Newsman: "So don't just sit around, go out there and fight them off."

Kermit: "Okay, you guys heard what the Newsman said, we gotta go out there and fight off Constantine and Miss Poogy, let's go, gang."

Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Rowlf, Scooter, Skeeter, Walter, Bean, Rizzo, Bunsen, Beaker, Beauregard and Chip go off on their mission quest while Toby, Bethany, Emily, Doc, the Swedish Chef and Sprocket are staying at home and in charge of the Christmas party foods and decorations.

Outside Fisher-Reynolds Street
Constantine: "Well, that's the last of it, Poogy."

Miss Poogy: "You said it, Constantine."

Miss Piggy (off screen): "Not so fast, you villains!"

Kermit: "Now let Santa and Mrs. Claus go right this instant!"

Constantine: "Oh yeah? how are you gonna do that?"

Miss Piggy prepares to karate kick Constantine and Miss Poogy.

Miss Piggy: "Hiiii-yah!"

Constantine and Miss Poogy are all knocked out and Scooter unties Santa and Mrs. Claus from the ropes.

Santa Claus: "Oh finally."

Mrs. Claus: "Now we can get back home to the North Pole."

Santa Claus: "Thanks a bunch, Kermit and Muppet friends."

Kermit: "You're welcome, come on, gang, let's all get back to Fozzie's mother's farm house."

They all walk around on their way back to Emily's farm house.

Back inside Emily's farm house
Kermit: “Okay, gang, now that we’ve all gathered here, who wants to go 1st? how ‘bout you, Scooter?”

Scooter, Fozzie and Rowlf go right up to the karaoke machine and Scooter turns it on.

Prairie Dawn: “This is gonna be real good.”

[Sleigh Ride On Karaoke Machine]

Scooter: Just hear those sleigh bells jingling 

ring ting tingling too 

come on it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you

Fozzie: outside the snow is falling 

and friends are calling yoo-hoo

come on it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you 

Rowlf: giddiyap, giddiyap, let’s go

Scooter: let’s look at the show

Fozzie: we’re riding in a wonderland of snow

Rowlf: giddiyap, giddiyap

it’s grand

just holdin’ your hand

Scooter: these wintery days are the song of a wintery fairy land

Fozzie: our cheeks are nice and rosy 

and comfy cozy are we

we’re snuggled up together 

like 2 birds of a feather would be

Rowlf: let’s take that road before us 

and sing a chorus or 2

come on

it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you

Scooter: there’s a birthday party at the home of farmer gray

it’ll be the perfect ending of a perfect day

Fozzie: we’ll be singing the songs 

we love to sing 

without a single stop

Rowlf: at the fireplace

while we watch the chestnuts pop

Scooter: there’s a happy feeling 

nothing in the world can buy

when they pass around the candy and the pumpkin pie

Rowlf: it’ll nearly be like a picture print by Currier and Ives

Fozzie: these wonderful things are the things we remember all through our lives

Rowlf: just hear those sleigh bells jinglin’

ring ting tinglin’ too

come on

it’s lovely weather

for a sleigh ride together with you

Scooter: outside the snow is falling 

and friends are calling yoo-hoo

come on

it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you

Fozzie: sleigh ride together with you

Rowlf: sleigh ride together with you

Scooter: sleigh ride with you…….

Kermit: “That was fantastic you guys, now we’ve got 2 more to go: When the River Meets the Sea, and Do You Hear What I Hear?, which is a fantastic group song to sing along with.”

[When The River Meets The Sea On Karaoke Machine]

Gonzo: When the mountain touches the valley

all the clouds are taught to fly

as our souls will leave this land most peacefully

Rowlf: though our minds be filled with questions

in our hearts will understand

when the river meets the sea

Scooter: like a flower that has blossomed 

in this dry and barren sand

Robin: we are born 

and born again

most gracefully

Ernie: plus the winds of time 

will take us 

with a sure and steady hand

Grover: when the river meets the sea

Prairie Dawn: patience my brothers 

and patience my son

in that sweet and final hour 

truth and justice will be done

Count Von Count: like a baby when it is sleeping 

in its mother’s loving arms

Lew Zealand: what a newborn baby dreams 

is a mystery

Bean: a mystery

Scooter: but this life will find a purpose

and in time we’ll understand

Rizzo: when de river meets de sea

Bunsen: when the river meets the almighty sea

Kermit: “Last but not least is Do You Hear What I Hear? and right after that, it’s dinner time, dessert time and gift opening time for all of us.”

[Do You Hear What I Hear? On Karaoke Machine]

Kermit: Said the little lamb to the Shepard boy

do you hear what I hear?

Miss Piggy: do you hear what I hear?

Fozzie: ringing through the night 

Shepard boy

do you hear what I hear?

Walter: do you hear what I hear?

Scooter: a star, a star, dancing in the night, 

with a tail as big as a kite, 

with a tail as big as a kite

Grover: said the night wind to the little lamb

do you see what I see?

Robin: do you see what I see?

Mildred Huxtetter: a child, a child

shivers in the cold

let us bring him silver and gold

let us bring him silver and gold 

Gonzo: said the king to the people everywhere

listen to what I say

Rizzo: pray fo’ peace

people everywhere

listen t’what I say

Beauregard: a child, a child

sleeping in the night

he will bring us goodness and light

he will bring us goodness and light.

Kermit: “Okay, everybody, let’s all head over to the dining room and grab a Christmas party dinner meal.”

Kermit, Walter and the Muppet friends walk right over to the dining room table, and begin sitting down at it.

Kermit: “Now right before we eat and drink, I think we should begin a Christmas party praise, go ahead, Rowlf.”

Rowlf: “Okay, here goes.”

Rowlf: [Clears Throat] “Dear God, thank you for this lovely Christmas party dinner meal and thank you for our good friends and true family members, amen.”

Animal: "Amen."

Mildred Huxtetter: “Very nice indeed.”

They all begin serving 1 another and enjoying their Christmas Party dinner meals then dessert meals.

Later, in the living room during gift opening time………

Walter: “Hey, you guys, do you remember when you did that television Christmas special with John Denver right before his passing back in 1997?”

Kermit: “Oh yeah, in fact, I even remember when he sang all of those wonderful Christmas songs with all of us right before you came along, Walter.”

Gonzo: “I sure do remember the good old days with John, do any of you remember when we all sang that real good song called The 12 Days of Christmas?”

Robin: “Of course I do, in fact, who could forget about it?”

Grover: “I remember it like a very long time ago.”

Kermit: “In fact, let’s do it in John’s memories right now, hit it, Rowlf.”

Rowlf: [Playing 12 Days Of Christmas On Piano]

Walter: On the 1st day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

a partridge in a pear tree

Kermit: on the 2nd day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

2 turtle doves

Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree

Gonzo: on the 3rd day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

3 French hens

Kermit: 2 turtle doves

Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree

Robin: on the 4th day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

4 calling birds

Gonzo: 3 French hens

Kermit: 2 turtle doves

Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree

Miss Piggy: on the 5th day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

5 golden rings

Robin: 4 calling birds

Gonzo: 3 French hens

Kermit: 2 turtle doves

Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree

Fozzie: on the 6th day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

6 geese a laying

Miss Piggy: 5 golden rings

Robin: 4 calling birds

Gonzo: 3 French hens

Kermit: 2 turtle doves

Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree

Rowlf: on the 7th day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

7 swans a swimming

Fozzie: 6 geese a laying

Miss Piggy: 5 golden rings

Robin: 4 calling birds

Gonzo: 3 French hens

Kermit: 2 turtle doves

Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree

Lew Zealand: on the 8th day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

8 maids a milking

Rowlf: 7 swans a swimming

Fozzie: 6 geese a laying

Miss Piggy: 5 golden rings

Robin: 4 calling birds

Gonzo: 3 French hens

Kermit: 2 turtle doves

Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree

Scooter: on the 9th day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

9 ladies dancing

Lew Zealand: 8 maids a milking

Rowlf: 7 swans a swimming

Fozzie: 6 geese a laying

Miss Piggy: 5 golden rings

Robin: 4 calling birds

Gonzo: 3 French hens

Kermit: 2 turtle doves

Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree

Waldorf: on the 10th day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

Statler: 10 lords a leaping

Scooter: 9 ladies dancing

Lew Zealand: 8 maids a milking

Rowlf: 7 swans a swimming

Fozzie: 6 geese a laying

Miss Piggy: 5 golden rings

Robin: 4 calling birds

Gonzo: 3 French hens

Kermit: 2 turtle doves

Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree

Ernie: on the 11th day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

11 pipers piping

Waldorf: 10 lords a leaping

Scooter: 9 ladies dancing

Lew Zealand: 8 maids a milking

Rowlf: 7 swans a swimming

Fozzie: 6 geese a laying

Miss Piggy: 5 golden rings

Robin: 4 calling birds

Gonzo: 3 French hens

Kermit: 2 turtle doves

Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree

Grover: on the 12th day ofChristmas

my true love gave to me

12 drummers drumming

Ernie: 11 pipers piping

Statler: 10 lords a leaping

Scooter: 9 ladies dancing

Lew Zealand: 8 maids a milking

Rowlf: 7 swans a swimming

Fozzie: 6 geese a laying

Miss Piggy: 5 golden rings

Robin: 4 calling birds

Gonzo: 3 French hens

Kermit: 2 turtle doves

Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree………

Kermit: “That was great, you guys, you’re all fantastic.”

Scooter: “Now let’s just sit back and relax by the fireplace.”

Robin: "Oh boy, this is turning out to be 1 big Christmas party."

[Music In Background]

Robin: I'll be home for Christmas

you can count on me

please have snow and mistletoe

and presents on the tree

Robin (continued): Christmas Eve will find you

With a love like me

I'll be home for Christmas

if only in my dreams

Robin: Christmas Eve will find me

with a love like me

Robin (continued): I'll be home for Christmas

if only in my dreams

if only in my dreams

[Rock And Roll Music]

Electric Mayhem Band members: Jingle bell

jingle bell

jingle bell rock,

jingle bells swing 

and jingle bells ring

Dr. Teeth: snowin' and blowin' up 

bushels of fun

Janice: now the jingle hop has begun

Electric Mayhem band members: jingle bell

 jingle bell

jingle bell rock,

jingle bells chime in jingle bell time

Floyd: Dancin' and prancin' 

in Jingle Bell Square

in the frosty air

Janice: what a bright time 

it's the right time

to rock the night away

Floyd: jingle bell time 

is a swell time

to go glidin' in a 1 horse sleigh

Dr. Teeth: giddy-up jingle horse 

pick up your feet

jingle around the clock

mix and a-mingle 

in the jinglin' beat

that's the jingle bell rock 

yeah

Electric Mayhem band members: jingle bell 

jingle bell

jingle bell rock

Jingle bells swing 

and jingle bells ring

snowin' and blowin' up 

bushels of fun

now the jingle hop has begun

Floyd: jingle bell

 jingle bell

jingle bell twist

jingle bells chime in jingle bell time

Dr. Teeth: dancin' and prancin' 

in Jingle Bell Square

in the frosty air

Janice: what a bright time

 it's the right time

to rock the night away

jingle bell time is a swell time

to go glidin' in a 1 horse sleigh

Floyd: giddy-up jingle horse

kick up your feet

jingle around the clock

mix and a-mingle 

in the jinglin' feet

that's the jingle bell 

that's the jingle bell

that's the jingle bell rock.....

Clifford: "Alright, let's do the next 1."

[Music In Background]

Kermit: Frosty the Snowman 

is a jolly happy soul 

with his corn cob pipe 

and his button nose 

and his eyes are made from coal

Clifford: Frosty the Snowman 

is a fairy tale they say 

he was made from snow

but the children know

how he came to life that day

Gonzo: there must’ve been some magic 

in that old silk hat they found

Robin: for when they placed it on his head

he began to dance around

Rowlf: Frosty, the Snowman

was alive as he could be;

and the children say 

he could laugh and play, just the same as you and me 

Scooter: thumpety thump, thump

thumpety thump, thump

look at Frosty go

Walter: thumpety thump, thump, 

thumpety thump, thump

over the hills of snow

Fozzie: Frosty the Snowman

knew the sun was hot that day

so he said

let's run  

and we'll have some fun 

now before I melt away

Kermit: Down to the village

with a broomstick in his hand

running here and there

all around the square saying  

catch me if you can

Walter: he led them down 

the streets of town 

right to the traffic cop

Gonzo: and only paused 1 minute

when he heard him holler 

stop

Fozzie: Frosty the Snowman 

had to hurry on his way'

but he waved goodbye

sayin don't you cry 

I'll be back again someday........

Pepe: "Okay, now I'm doing this 1 Spanish style."

[Mexican Christmas Music In Background]

Pepe: Feliz Navidad feliz Navidad feliz Navidad prospero ano y felicidad

Pepe (continued): feliz Navidad feliz Navidad feliz Navidad prospero ano y felicidad

Fozzie: I wanna wish you a merry Christmas

Gonzo: I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas

Rizzo: I wanna wish you a merry Christmas from de bottom of my hea't

Kermit: I wanna wish you a merry Christmas

Walter: I wanna wish you a merry Christmas

Scooter: I wanna wish you a merry Christmas 

from the bottom of my heart

Kermit: "Okay, guys, let's do the final 1 right before bedtime."

Waldorf: "Well, Kermit, just leave it to me and Statler here."

Statler: "You got it, Waldorf."

[Music In Background]

Waldorf: I'm dreaming 

of a white Christmas just like the 1s I used to know where the treetops glisten and children listen to hear sleigh bells in the snow

Statler: I'm dreaming 

of a white Christmas with every Christmas card I write may your days be merry and bright and may all your Christmases be light

 Waldorf: I'm dreaming 

of a white Christmas with every Christmas card I write may your days be merry and bright and may all your Christmases be light

Kermit: "Okay, it's bedtime, everybody."

Kermit and his Muppet friends fall asleep in their sleeping bags and air matresses while Emily is asleep in her masters' bedroom.

End Production Credits
Directed by James Bobin

Produced by Nicholas Stollar

Music composed by Christophe Beck

Cast Members Credits
Steve Martin as Jerome "Doc" Crystal

Danny DeVito as Santa Claus

Estelle Harris as Mrs. Claus

Voice Performers Credits
Matt Vogel as Kermit, Robin, Floyd, Camilla, Emily, Crazy Harry, Lew Zealand, Sweetums, Dr. Strangepork, Pops, Count Von Count, Farley, Murray, Sherlock Hemlock, Balthazar, Papa Bear, Constantine, Emmett, Doc, Melissa, Stanley, and Yancey (voices)

Billy Barkhurst as Jake the Polar Bear, Lips and Flash (voices)

Artie Esposito as the Newsman (voice)

Eric Jacobson as Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Animal, Sam, Marvin Suggs, Bert Grover and Guy Smiley (voices)

Dave Goelz as Gonzo, Stinky the Skunk, Zoot, Will, Wendell, Beauregard, Bunsen, Waldorf, Chip, Rugby, Ditz, Randy and Boober Fraggle (voices)

Bill Barretta as Pepe, Johnny, Dr. Teeth, Rowlf, the Swedish Chef, Link Hogthrob, Andy, Grandpapa Bear, Armstrong the Chicken Hawk, Dullard the Aardvark, Harvey, Howard, Mayor Fox, Croaker and Miss Piggy’s Mother (voices)

David Rudman as Scooter, Janice, Wayne, Bowser, Bobby Benson, Beaker, Mildred Huxtetter, Baby Bear, Forgetful Jones, Don Music, Placido Flamingo, Sonny Friendly, Charlie, Fred, George, Belmont, Miss Poogy, Cookie Monster, Furline Husky and Stuie Monster (voices)

Ryan Dillon as Elmo, Clifford, Mulch, Wolfgang, Eliot Shag and Toby (voices)

Peter Linz as Walter, Foo-Foo, Wembley Fraggle, Rizzo, Bean, Statler, Herry, Ernie, the Newsman, Tutter, Pip, Mew and Bethany (voices)

Tyler Bunch as Treelo, Pop and the Announcer (voices)

Martin P. Robinson as Telly, Bruni and Snuffy (voices)

Carroll Spinney as Big Bird and Oscar (voices)

Lisa Buckley as Betty Lou and Ms. Fluffé (voices)

Stephanie D’Abruzzo as Skeeter, Lulu, Grandmama Bear, Terri Springer and Prairie Dawn (voices)

Jennifer Barnhardt as Zoe, Mama Bear, Colleen Barker and Gladys the Cow (voices)

John E. Kennedy as Blotch, Arnie and the Delivery Whatnot (voices)

Louise Gold as Annie Sue Pig, Tizzy the Bee, Bunnie Bear and Rhonda Rat (voices)

Noel MacNeal as Bear (voice)

Vicki Eibner as Ojo (voice)

John Tartaglia as Gobo Fraggle, Artie Springer and Goggles (voices)

Leslie Carrara Rudolph as Abby Cadabby (voice)

Stacey Gordon as Julia (voice)

Frankie Cordero as Rudy (voice)

Karen Prell as Red Fraggle and Ollie the Tapir (voices)

Kathryn Mullen as Mokey Fraggle and Apple (voices)

Carmen Oshbar as Rosita (voice)

Cree Summer Francks as Kermit’s Mother (voice)

Alice Dinnean Vernon as Wanda, Hilda and Ma Otter (voices)