Family Guy: The Movie

This is the first film of Family Guy in theaters.

Plot
In their Film, it is Meg Griffin's High School Graduation and the Griffins plan a big Party for their Daughter but when Stewie's evil nemesis Bertram plans to destroy Quahog and America with the Tornado Outbreak machine and captures Chris, Cleveland Jr & Kevin Swanson, it's up to Lois, Donna Tubbs, Bonnie and their daughters to help Brian & Stewie save the world from destruction.

Quotes
(Prologue: 'Peter and Lois makes a surprise announcement in the theater')

(The Griffin Family and the characters from Family Guy & The Cleveland Show saw the movie 'Jurassic World')

Lois Griffin: 'Wow, this movie is a reboot but how about we see a better film'

Peter Griffin: 'Here's our Movie about America is danger of extinction by Stewie's enemy Bertram and at a worst timing because of Meg's high school graduation, so it's up to the Family to help Stewie & Brian save the world. And now here's our world premiere of...'Family Guy: the Movie'

(Then the Movie begins)

(At the Griffin House, the Family is getting everything set up for Meg's High School Graduation Party)

Lois: 'I can't believe my daughter is growing up fast'

Peter Griffin: (Sighs) (He looks at the photo of Meg as a child) 'I can't believe my daughter is finally going to College, and I'm worried'

Brian: 'One day you're raising your child and the next, it's all grown up'

Stewie Griffin: (He runs in worried) 'Brian, we got a serious problem and I need to talk with you ASAP'

(In Stewie's Bedroom)

Brian: 'What's the problem this time, Stewie?'

Stewie Griffin: 'Bertram has returned and this time, he's planning something very big to destroy our Family including Quahog and the USA...He's going to use...a Tornado machine'

Brian: 'Come again?'

Stewie Griffin: (He pulls up a large picture on the board) 'He has built a Tornado machine at his hideout near the Nation's Capital and he's going to destroy America by wiping out every city. He nearly succeed for his old plans such as The Big Bang Theroy and Time Traveling, but this time he's serious and unless we stop him, the country is going to be blown away'

Brian: 'Wow......then I guess we better tell the Family'

(As the Griffins drove for Meg's High School Graduation, a Chicken drives pass them and blocks their way)

Peter Griffin: 'That son of a...' (He walks out and attacks the Chicken)

Joe Swanson: (He, Glenn and Cleveland arrived) 'Not to worry, Peter. We'll destroy that chicken for good'

Glen Quagmire: 'Now let's kill that damn enemy that is been confronting you too long'

Cleveland Brown: 'Time to turn this Chicken into a crisp'

(They fought the Chicken in a few areas such as City Hall where Cleveland uses the American Flag Pole to hit the Chicken, through a Police Station where Joe shoots his machine gun, into a Strip Club where Glen uses his Wine bottles to injure the Chicken and finally the fight ends at the High School Building where Peter uses the Lunch Tray to beat up the Chicken, but he chokes Peter and at the last moment, Meg Grffin and Roberta kills it with a Shotgun)

Peter Griffin: 'Thanks girls, we finally killed the Chicken'

Meg Grffin: 'No problem, now we don't want to be late for the Graduation Ceremony'

Bertram: 'Now to test my Tornado Machine on America's soil, we'll start the destruction in Stewie's hometown of Quahog!' (Evil laugh) (He activates it)

(At the High School Track and Field, the Graduation Ceremony is underway where Seniors get their Diplomas)

High School Principle: 'Meg Griffin'

Meg Griffin: 'I better go graduate (She was handed the Diploma) Thanks'

(5 minutes later, the Ceremony ends with a Life Advice)

High School Principle: 'And now as you start your life with Talent and Skills, always keep your family close. I declare the Quahog High School Seniors are now graduated!'

(Meg and her friends toss their Graduation Caps upwards)

Crowd: (Cheering)

Peter Griffin: (Sobs) 'I never been so happy! Like the time I win the $10,000 Jackpot on the Slot Machine in Las Vegas'

(But then the Supercell forms near Quahog and the Sirens are triggered)

Lois Griffin: 'What the hell is happening?'

Peter Griffin: 'Holy crap, a storm is forming. We better get out of here'

Chris Griffin: 'A tornado!' (The small F0 Tornado forms near the High School)

Stewie Griffin: 'Bertram is trying to destroy Quahog with the Tornado Machine!'

Joe Swanson: 'The cars are too far, we'll never make it out'

Donna Tubbs: (She shows up with a City Bus) 'Not to worry, the Donna Express is on schedule'

Brian: 'Let's make like a tree and leave!' (The Griffin Family, Tubbs Family and Swanson Family got on and escape)

Donna Tubbs: 'Fasten your seat belts, everybody. We'll about to glide like a sexy chick humping a bodybuilder in a jacuzzi!'

Meg Griffin: (Crying) 'My High School Graduation is ruined by a freak weather disaster!'

Lois Griffin: 'Disasters happen even on a special family event like this'

(They hear the news on the Bus's TV)

Tom Tucker: 'Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker. Quahog took shelter by a Supercell and the tornado blew the High School away, we go now to Oillie Williams for the update'

Oillie Williams: 'Quahog is being blown by an outbreak of tornadoes'

Tom Tucker:  'Meteorologists are studying who is behind all this, but we got a photo that Stewie Griffin has use the Weather machine (A clip shows a shadow form using the weather machine on top of City Hall) The update of his problem must be solved unless it gets results right about...now' (A photo of Stewie and two words that says 'Get him!')

Meg Griffin: 'Oh my god'

Lois Griffin: 'You gotta be crapping me!'

Peter Griffin: 'Oh-no, it can't be!'

Chris Griffin: 'My brother did this!'

Bonnie Swanson: (She arrives with her 1 year-old Daughter) 'Look, I know this isn't all bad, but Stewie didn't do anything'

Stewie Griffin: 'I didn't do it, I was seeing Meg getting her Diploma' (But Donna slaps him)

Donna Tubbs: 'Stewie Griffin, you made things worst, not only the storm destroyed Meg's Graduation Ceremony, but our homes are destroyed by a tornado outbreak and all our friends want to kill us!'

Joe Swanson: 'Before we sleep together, Peter. I need to know the truth about why didn't you and Lois kept an eye on Stewie & Brian before all this happen? (Peter thinks but no answer) Peter, tell me!'

Peter Griffin: 'I don't know, Joe. Every time my family tries something new, Stewie, Brian and I screw things up'

Lois Griffin: 'Luckly I got a backup plan and it's right here (She pulls out a item and shows a huge picture of Hawaii) Hawaii, it's where you get to enjoy Seafood, start a new life and do anything'

(After hearing the News Flash)

Meg Griffin: 'Mom, Dad, Stewie's enemy Bertram is going to wipe out Washington D.C with a E-F5 Twister by sunrise tomorrow morning!'

Lois Griffin: 'But I like Hawaii in our new home, so screw Quahog'

Chris Griffin: 'Mom! I can't believe you said that'

Lois Griffin: 'I'm tired of my family making mistakes and we're at the end of my rope'

Meg Griffin: 'Since you won't help us, I wish Donna Tubbs would be my new mom, you MILF Bitch!' (She shows a picture of Lois but her hair is colored with black hair)

Peter Griffin: (Gasp!)

Brian: 'Uh-oh'

Lois Griffin: (Growls) 'I had it with your big mouth, young lady!'

Meg Griffin:

Joe Swanson: (He breaks it up) 'Hold it, fighting will make things worst'

Stewie Griffin: 'If my nemesis unleashed the F5 Tornado at the Nation's Capital, America is finished!'

Peter Griffin: 'Lois. In every Marriage, you only get one shot at life to say 'I need you to succeed as a Family'

Lois Griffin: 'This...is the worst Damn thing...I ever heard'

Peter Griffin: 'Lois Griffin!'

Joe Swanson: 'America will be destroyed unless we do something!'

Chris Griffin: 'We're going now, and we're saving our Country'

Lois Griffin: 'NO! The men can go back but the ladies are staying, and we're never going home to Quahog again! (She leaves by slamming the door hard)

(When Lois got back from swimming in the Lagoon, she sees a DVD that says 'Play me')

Donna Tubbs: 'Lois, we got a problem, the men has left and someone has placed a DVD here'

Bonnie Swanson: 'We also got another problem, your Daughter is missing'

Lois Griffin: 'What? I guess we better listen the Recorded DVD, it better not be me doing a Lesbian MILF Porno'

(Lois put the DVD in and the recorded message starts with Meg on the couch)

(Meg Griffin): 'Mom, if you're listening to this message, you must know that Stewie didn't use the Tornado Outbreak machine, it was Bertram who is behind this. He almost erased us by the 'Big Bang Theory' and nearly disrupted the Space Time Continum, but what's keeping our Family together is that Dad, Stewie, Brian and my brothers mess everything up'

Lois Griffin: 'Really, and?'

(Meg Griffin): 'Well, that's the problem... I can't even finish the sentence. So my Dad, my Brothers, his neighbors & I'm leaving to save America from destruction, plus we're never coming back. And to prove that this is the end of our Family...I recorded this over your Wedding Video (Sobs) Good bye, Mom'

Lois Griffin: 'What have I done? (Crying) My family left us because of my big mouth'

Donna Tubbs-Brown: (She slaps Lois to stop crying) 'This is no time for tears, we gotta help your family now'

Bonnie Swanson: 'But we don't have a plan'

Brian: 'And we don't have a idea to stop Bertram'

Roberta Tubbs-Brown: 'Actually, I have an idea'

Lois Griffin: 'Then what are we standing around? Let's rescue my Family, save the world and have a lesbian pool party'

(They suit up in their Spy gear without masks and they 'borrowed' the Jet Plane)

Chris Griffin: (Sobs) 'We can't do anything right! (He kicks the bomb and it went from 13:45 to 10:50 remaining) oops'

Glen Quagmire: 'Get the hell out of here!' Crowd: (Booing)! (Peter and Chris ran)

(Peter and Lois activate the Flying Car with Stewie)

Cleveland Brown: 'Now what are you doing?'

Lois Griffin: 'We're risking our Family's Life by saving the world' (She collects the Missile Bomb and arms it)

Stewie Griffin: 'I'll stop Bertram, you destroy the Tornado'

Peter Griffin: 'Great idea, but first we're making one quick stop'

(Lois and Peter takes a flying Car and drove to Meg & Brian)

Peter Griffin: 'Meg? Would you find the courage in your heart to give me and your mother 1 more shot as a Family?'

Brian: 'I think your parents want to spend the last 3 minutes with you'

Meg Griffin: 'I can't do it! I wanted a mom who helps without failing'

Lois Griffin: 'How about you and I do some lesbian kissing with Donna & Roberta at your Graduation Pool Party after the mission (Meg becomes speechless) I'll even let you shoot the tornado destroyer missile'

Meg Griffin: 'Great idea (She hops on) Now let's rocket'

(They close in on the F5 Tornado)

Peter Griffin: 'All right, Meg. You only get one shot at this and it has to count'

Meg Griffin: 'Just in case I miss, I'm sorry that I yelled at Mom for not becoming a better family'

Lois Griffin: 'I felt the same thing when my parents told me about it. I think it's been a long circle of Griffin Family history...'

Stewie Griffin: (He shouts on the speakerphone while fighting against Bertram on the mini plane near them) JUST SHOOT THE DAMN MISSILE NOW!'

Lois Griffin: 'Ok, Meg. On the count of 3, we'll pull the trigger together'

Peter Griffin: 'Hurry, we're near the tornado!'

Lois Griffin: '1....'

Meg Griffin: '2....'

Bertram: (He sees Lois and Meg are about to fire) 'Time to end this' (Yells) (He leaps towards the flying car)

Lois Griffin and Meg Griffin: '3!' (They fire the Missile)

Bertram: (Screaming) (He got hit by the missile and closes in towards the Tornado) 'I'll be back, Stewie Griffin!!'

(Then the Missile blows up the Tornado making it die and the skies clear)

Crowd: (Cheering)

(At the Courtroom, Bertram who survived the explosion is getting a big punishment)

Judge: 'For almost destroying America and damaging the city of Quahog, I sentence you to Maximum Security Prison until the next 'Family Guy' Movie', court adjourned' (He slams the gavel)

Stewie Griffin: (Laughs) 'Justice is served'

Bertram: (Groans) 'I'll be back, Stewie. Just you wait' (He is escorted by the 2 police officers and a female nurse) Peter Griffin: 'I'm glad that's all over with'

Brian: 'You said it, Peter'

Meg Griffin: 'Now that we saved America from destruction, let's start my Graduation Party!'

Lois Griffin: 'Who's up for some Organic Food?'

(At the Griffin House in the backyard with a large pool and hot Jacuzzi, Meg's Graduation Party is underway)

Lois Griffin: (Moaning soft) (She tongue kisses Meg) 'Wow, this is hot'

Meg Griffin: (She hugs Lois) 'Look at the bright side, Mom. We're together as a family, even Donna and Roberta is getting it on'

Donna Tubbs: (Moans) 'Roberta, your tongue is sweet as chocolate kisses'

Roberta Tubbs: 'Less talking, more loving'

(Last Lines of the Movie)

Peter Griffin: 'Watch this everyone, Cannonball!' (He dives into the pool with a cannon ball and makes a tidal wave)

Stewie Griffin: 'Uh-oh, not good' (He freezes it with the ice cannon)

(The water turns into ice leaving the Neighbors laughing)

Peter Griffin: 'Can someone get me out? The Ice is freezing me'

Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Donna Tubbs, Roberta Tubbs and Bonnie Swanson: (Giggles)

Lois Griffin: 'You what they say...'If you chicken out in the cold pool, get out of the freezing ice'

Protagonists

 * Stewie Griffin (Seth Macfarlane): The main protagonist
 * Brian Griffin (Seth Macfarlane) The secondary protagonist
 * Peter Griffin (Seth Macfarlane) The Main character
 * Lois Griffin The second Main character
 * Chris Griffin (Seth Green) The minor Character
 * Meg Griffin (Black Swan) The third Main character
 * Glenn Quagmire (Seth Macfarlane)
 * Lion (Jim Cummings): The minor antagonist
 * Joe Swanson (Patric Warburton): Joe gets modil bracers on his waste down, making him to walk, run like an ordinary man from Dr. Hartman. Eventually they get dismantled from the Chicken Fight
 * Bonnie Swanson: The special character
 * Kevin Swanson: Joe's Son
 * Stephanie Swanson: 'Bonnie's 1 year-old Daughter
 * Cleveland Brown: who moved back to Quahog along with his family since The Cleveland Show was Cancelled
 * Cleveland Brown Jr.: Cleveland's Son
 * Donna Tubbs Brown: the 2nd special character
 * Rallo Tubbs: teams up with Stewie
 * Roberta Tubbs: Became friends with Meg and helps out Lois
 * Oldman Herbert
 * Dr. Hartman (Seth Macfarlane)
 * Mort Goldman
 * Neil Goldman
 * Mayor West
 * Bruce
 * Death (Adam Carolla)
 * Greased-Up Deaf Guy
 * Seamus (Seth Macfarlane)
 * Tom Tucker( Seth Macfarlane)
 * Joyce Kinney
 * Olie Williams (Phil LaMarrs)
 * Jim Kaplan
 * Phineas & Barnaby
 * Jillian Russel
 * Connie D'Amico
 * Carter Pewterschmidt (Seth Macfarlane)
 * Barbara Pewterschmidt
 * Judge (Phil LaMarr)
 * Tomak and Bellgarde (John Viener and Alec Sulkin)

Antagonists

 * Bertram: the main antagonist who developed a diabolical plan to destroy Quahog, It's to rule the multiverse. was presumed to be dead by Stewie. It's revealed that the Bertram Stewie killed was a clone he created.
 * Ernie the Giant Chicken (Danny Smith): Gets killed by Peter who was helped by Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland as they were tired of Ernie always jumping on Peter for their final battle.
 * Miley Cyrus 2.0.: Now a giant colossal robot
 * Lana Lockheart:
 * Diane Simmons: Revived by Bertram and killed by Tom Tucker in the end for framing him for klling james woods
 * The Black Knight
 * Mr. Harrison: plan to get back at peter for ruining El Derodo Cigarette
 * Evil Stewie: Became brothers with Bertram and plans to kill Brian and Stewie
 * Deathbots: created by Bertram
 * Betram Clones: created by Bertram's Gus
 * Standard
 * Steroided
 * Jet-packed
 * Mech Pilot

Production

 * Seth MacFarlane

Trivia

 * This film is rated PG-14.