Cool Rap Wars/Michael Scott vs. J. Jonah Jameson

(shows Cool Rap Wars logo)

Announcer: Michael Scott Vs J. Jonah Jamenson Begin!

J. Jonah Jamenson: Bring ME Michael Scott oh yes I finally have you J Jonah Jameson ready to destroy you mind behind The master at the Daily Bugle. I mean business and show it off light. You just like to flirt with your employees including Dwight. they call it Stranton but it should be called Stranded working at your place almost wants me dead. And the fact that your show just became boring and fell yet the only who saved it was Steve Carrell so I'm telling you go away Get lost your fired have a nice day

Michael: No! No! God no! That first was just atrocious! You are just a guppy who thinks it's ferocious. Now I am glad that I don't have any kids. Because yours turned into a werewolf hungry for human ribs. Always ranting about how you hate Spider-Man. Falsely believing you are a Good Samaritan. I'm the big boss of Dunder Mifflin Scranton! And you're like an edgy teenager named Brandon. So stop yapping because I already won. And not only your morals will be gone.

J Jonah Jamenson: Morals please thats just so ridiculous I'd rather watch UK one with Ricky Gervais. And the fact that you left the show that broke the entire nation. which lead your show to a big cancellation. And you and your ways oh so bizarre even the fact that you kissed Oscar. And I forget to mention the fact you have been such a big twitted dick can i just be honest i liked Parks and Rec. And to think there is nothing you can say or do. But now that I realize The TRUE MENACE IS YOU

Michael: Menace, me? Oh that is just a lie. I would protect my friends until I die. Sure I kissed Oscar but it was to show I wasn't homophobic. Yet you created the Scorpion, who is absolutely gay phobic. Blindly siding with a corrupt corporation, jeezus man! You are far worse than the supposed Spider-Man. You know what here's a dundy, oh what's it for? Simple, being a terrible sport!