The Fastnesses

The Fastnesses is a TV show by 1001 Spears.

Background
The terrible Trolls and Skeleton Warriors are against the humans in constant warfare. But when the Dwarfs arrive, will things change for the better? The worse? At all?

Cast

 * Steve Buscemi as King Antonio B'rge
 * Hale Berry as Queen B'rge
 * Knottyorchid12 as Prince B'rge
 * Zendaya as Princess B'rge
 * Skylanderlord3 as Hatad'g
 * Robert Downey Junior as Sir Arnold B'rge
 * Elyar as Sir Matt Gladius
 * Justin Long as Sir Rex Swift
 * Kieran Culkin as Sir Hayden Lukewarm
 * Luke Evans as Sir Muirenn Ó Dubhthaigh
 * Johnny Depp as Merlin the Magical
 * Thomas Middleditch as Squire Terence
 * Mike Shinoda as Bullock the Baneful
 * Marshall Allman as King Hogarth of the Trolls
 * Sean Marquette as Rocketh the Ripp'r
 * Devin Bostick as Bale the Ballistic
 * Ben Affleck as King Arthur
 * Joel Egerton as Black Knight
 * Michael Keaton as The Crusader
 * Diego Luna as Conquistador Lopez
 * James Corden as Don Quixote

Season One

 * The Squires
 * The Knighting
 * The Deep Wild'r
 * The T'rt'ore Che'bur
 * The Squaring
 * Battle'h of Coronet Castle
 * Attack't on Skeleton Tow'er
 * Combat at the Trolls' F'or't

Sex & Nudity

 * Female peasants wear corsets, which expose their arms, upper back, and cleavage.
 * Male characters talk of "sowing their oats".

Violence & Gore

 * The premise of the show is a fantasy-based medieval conflict. As such, multiple instances of violence occur.
 * Humans battle against trolls and skeleton warriors. Not much dismemberment or blood is depicted.
 * In one battle, a viking skeleton divides a knight in two (blood mist is depicted).
 * The monsters burn down a chapel; a fleeing squire is crushed under the cross.
 * A dragon attacks Coronet Castle; Arnold punctures it through the head with his long sword (blood wafts out).
 * Another dragon burns the cavalry in a later episode (charred corpses are depicted).
 * A beast attacks a mead hall; some are gored through the mouth by his claws, others stabbed through the stomach. Matt chops the beast's forearm off, killing it.
 * In a dramatic scene during the season finale, Swift is impaled by a cutlass (he removes it and survives).

Profanity

 * Some medieval profanity.

Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking

 * Characters drink mead to the point of getting drunk and puking at the mead hall before the beast attacks.
 * A tipsy man waves a bottle of mead to other peasants in a village; a child swallows some, but spits it out.

Frightening/Intense Scenes

 * The scenes detailed in Violence & Gore may frighten younger viewers.
 * The beast appears scary and hideous, with razor sharp fangs and puss oozing out of it.

Trivia

 * It is technically a medieval centered show, but is fantasy based, a la Lord of the Rings.