Delivery

Delivery is a 2022 horror comedy.

Plot
Brandon has some problems. His grandmother hates him, his only friend is even more of a loser than him, and he needs a job. Desperate for work Brandon reluctantly gets a job as a pizza delivery job. Trying to prove his worth he reluctantly agrees to make a delivery to a neighborhood from which no one has returned. He finds that the house he's assigned to is full of sorority girls but what seems like a porno turns out into a horror show when he discovers they brought a nerdy guy over... and eat him. Fearing for his life Brandon decides to hide in the basement in order to make it until morning. But when the girl of his dreams enters the house Brandon must face his fears and literally fight for his job.

Cast
Jake Short as Brandon

Geraldine Viswanathan as Danielle

Kathryn Newton as Tiff

Alex Wolff as Seth

Brianna Hildebrand as Angel

Peyton List as Crissi

Paris Berelc as Bri

Liv Hewson as Amy

Tim Heidecker as Dave

Patrick Schwarzenegger as Brad

Doug Plaut as Max

Lin Shaye as Brandon's Grandma

Zachary Gordon as Jimmy

Taglines

 * Tonight, pizza guy is on the menu.
 * One guy. Four cannibals. Two pizzas.

Quotes

 * Amy: God, I fucking hate them.
 * Brandon: Aren't they like, your friends?
 * Amy: Not really. We're supposed to be sisters but they treat me like... well they treat me like you.
 * Brandon: Really?
 * Amy: Ok sorry, bad example. But they hate me. And don't try to do that manipulative shit ok. I have to eat you. It's the only way I'll prove myself.
 * Brandon: That's fucked up.
 * Amy: You think I don't know that? God, why am I even talking to you?
 * Brandon: Maybe you should...
 * Amy: I mean, I don't need your pitty. I'm fine on my own. Sure, they treat me like shit, but sooner or later they'll go too far and I'll go straight for the jugular.
 * Brandon: (cringes).
 * Amy: They're always "Ugh, Amy's such a pussy." "Fuck off Amy" Its not my fault seeing a guy being ripped open isn't appealing. Them though... And besides, the hazing is ridiculous. Do you know what they do? They make you eat ass. Its not saying a sex thing, they literally have people's asses and make you eat them. If you vomit, they go get the even worse body parts.
 * Brandon: ...I'm sorry?
 * =x=
 * Seth: So... your grandma hates you? that's messed up.
 * Brandon: She doesn't...
 * Seth: No I feel you man. My family hates me too. I just wanted to spend Halloween with family, horror movies, and weed, but it went bad. Nana had all this time to watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre so how is it my fault she can't handle it?

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