Imaginationland 2/Deleted Scenes/Transcript

King Pig: Oh You can't fool me! K.L.A.W, Start coming up to the good guys and start having sex with them.

Pinky The Worm: Got it!

The Kids: Uh Oh!

(Grizzle starts having sex with Buzzard Beak.)

Grizzle: Oh, Buzzard!

Cartman: Oh God, That's disgusting!

Kyle: I know, Right Cartman?

(Cartman grabs Kyle.)

Kyle: Cartman, What are you doing?

Cartman: Well, Kyle, I just figured out that the evil characters can get a lot of money to beat us. So maybe...

Kyle: Oh no, Cartman!

Cartman: Yeah! What you said!

Kyle: Kiss me hot on the mouth won't you?

Cartman: Oh yeah, Motherfucker? Let me tell you something. I'm going to fuck the fuck out of you.

(Kyle and Cartman kiss.)

(Mario and Princess Peach have sex.)

Princess Peach: Oh, Mario. Kiss me there.

Statler: Ha! You don't see that everyday.

Waldorf: Yeah, they really should say, "Ha! GAY!!!"

Statler and Waldorf: (laughing)

Bowser: I'm going to check on the Council of 74 and... WHAT?!! (he realizes that the Council of 74 was gone. Then Bowser gets angry and roars with rage) 'KING PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!!!!!! '(This causes King Pig's bedroom to shake with King Pig waking up in shock)