The Simpsons Skateboarding 2

The Simpsons Skateboarding 2 is an extreme sports video game on the Xbox, PlayStation 2, Nintento GameCube and Microsoft Windows

Playable Characters
This game it has only feature 24 playable characters
 * 1) Homer Simpson
 * 2) Bart Simpson
 * 3) Lisa Simpson
 * 4) Marge Simpson
 * 5) Nelson Muntz
 * 6) Otto Mann
 * 7) Professor Frink
 * 8) Krusty the Clown
 * 9) Chief Wiggum
 * 10) Barney Grumble (new)
 * 11) Groudskeeper Willie (new)
 * 12) Abraham Simpson (new)
 * 13) Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (new)
 * 14) Moe Szyslak (new)
 * 15) Ned Flanders (new)
 * 16) Reverend Lovejoy (new)
 * 17) Snake Jailbird (new)
 * 18) Bumblebee Man (new)
 * 19) Comic Book Guy (new)
 * 20) Edna Krabappel (new)
 * 21) Ralph Wiggum (new)
 * 22) Milhouse Van Houten (new)
 * 23) Seymour Skinner (new)
 * 24) Mayor Quimby (new)

Non-Playable Characters

 * 1) Agnes Skinner
 * 2) Captain Horatio McCallister
 * 3) C. Montgomery Burns
 * 4) Dr. Hibbert
 * 5) Dr. Nick Riviera
 * 6) Eddie
 * 7) Hans Moleman
 * 8) Lou
 * 9) Squeaky-Voiced Teen
 * Superintendent Chalmers
 * 1) Waylon Smithers

Levels

 * 1) Evergreen Terrace
 * 2) Springfield Elementary
 * 3) Downtown
 * 4) Burns' Mansion
 * 5) Construction Site
 * 6) Sir Putt-A-Lot's Merrie Olde Fun Centre Mini Golf
 * 7) Krustylu Studios
 * 8) Springfield Mall
 * 9) Itchy & Scratchy Land
 * 10) Nuclear Power Plant
 * 11) Springfield Gorge
 * 12) Springfield Zoo
 * 13) Barney's Bowl-A-Rama
 * 14) Springfield Mall
 * 15) Krustyland

Soundtrack

 * All the Small Things - Blink-182
 * Bullion - Millencolin
 * Do the Bartman - The Simpsons
 * Everlong - Foo Fighters
 * Every Morning - Sugar Ray
 * Fly - Sugar Ray
 * Highway to Hell - AC/DC
 * My Own Worst Enemy - Lit
 * Salvation - Rancid
 * Self Esteem - The Offspring
 * Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
 * The Impression That I Get - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
 * Warning - Green Day
 * Welcome to the Jungle - Guns N' Roses
 * Withs Arms Wide Open - Creed

Homer Simpson

 * (Introduction) Whatever.
 * (Introduction) Homer 4 Hire at your service!
 * (Introduction) It's crashing time!
 * (Introduction) Let's do this thing!
 * (Introduction) Oh! Can I come?
 * (While grinding) Just call me Air Homer!
 * (While grinding) Vengeance will be mine.
 * (While Grinding) USA! USA!
 * (While Grinding) Alright!
 * (While Grinding) Woohoo! Alright!
 * (While Grinding) That's a spicy meatball!
 * (While Grinding) That was too easy.
 * (While Grinding) Did I do great or really great?
 * (While Grinding) I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T--- I mean S-M-A-R-T!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! My ass!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! My back!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! My neck!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! My head!
 * (Getting hurt) Hey, was up with that!
 * (Getting hurt) I feel bad about myself.
 * (Getting hurt) Please don't sue!
 * (Getting hurt) D'oh!
 * (Getting hurt) Homer hates losing... HOMER SMASH!
 * (Getting hurt) This is so painful!
 * (Getting hurt) Why you skater... oh wait, that's Bart discussion!
 * (Getting hurt) Why me.
 * (Getting hurt) Damn straight!
 * (Getting hurt) Aw, I bit my tongue.
 * (Getting hurt) Aw, I swallowed my gum!
 * (Getting hurt) Mistakes were made!
 * (Getting hurt) I'm not a very good driv... I mean skater.
 * (Getting hurt) I have no insurance!
 * (Getting hurt) Aw, this video game su-ucks!
 * (Getting hurt) Stupid skateboard into a video game!
 * (Getting hurt) Lousy generic villains.

Bart Simpson

 * (Introduction) Fine by me!
 * (While grinding) Eat my dust, dust eaters!
 * (While grinding)
 * (While grinding) Yeah, I totally rule!
 * (While grinding) I'm the greateast of All-Time
 * (While grinding) What's my name? Boo-yah!
 * (While grinding) Give it up for America's bad boy!
 * (While grinding) All right, that was so cool!
 * (While grinding) Cowabunga, dude!
 * (While grinding) I AM THE KING!
 * (Getting hurt) My butt hurts.
 * (Getting hurt) Loser.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, man, this sucks!
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, man, this sucks and blows!
 * (Getting hurt) Ugh, my ovaries!
 * (Getting hurt) Charlie horse! Charlie horse!!
 * (Getting hurt) Careful, I bruise easily.
 * (Getting hurt) Ow, my coccyx!
 * (Getting hurt) Eep!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow, my skull, my beautiful skull.
 * (Getting hurt) Nooooooooooooo... (pause) ...ooooooo!
 * (Getting hurt) That's not fair!

Lisa Simpson

 * (Introduction) Welcome aboard.
 * (While grinding) Incoming bad guy!
 * (While grinding) All for Lisa!
 * (While grinding) I go girl!
 * (While grinding) KID POWER!
 * (While grinding) Easy as pie! The number that is.
 * (While grinding) Hello Springfield!
 * (While grinding) Ah, sweet forward momentum!
 * (While grinding) I am the lizard queen
 * (While grinding) Ah, smell the fresh air.
 * (While grinding) HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
 * (While grinding) I hope Justin Timberlake is watching me!
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, dear.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, No!
 * (Getting hurt) You Maniac!
 * (Getting hurt) I hope Bart gets blamed for that.
 * (Getting hurt) That is assault, THAT IS ASSAULT!
 * (Getting hurt) OW!
 * (Getting hurt) Ouch!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! My hair!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow, come on!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow, my earings!
 * (Getting hurt) CURSE YOU BAM MARGERA!

Marge Simpson

 * (Introduction) You got it.
 * (While grinding) Marge in charge!
 * (While grinding) No time for caution!
 * (While grinding) Easy... Easy!
 * (While grinding) (chuckles) Nice girls finish fast!
 * (While grinding) Steady, Marjory, steady.
 * (Getting hurt) (chuckles) I shouldn't enjoy that.
 * (Getting hurt) You couldn't follow a parade!
 * (Getting hurt) Why do you keep hitting everything?
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! My tushie! Whoo!
 * (Getting hurt) AAAAAAAAGH!
 * (Getting hurt) I hope they're alright.
 * (Getting hurt) Eh, I'll clean that up later
 * (Getting hurt) It was an accident.
 * (Getting hurt) WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
 * (Getting hurt) Look! No hands!
 * (Getting hurt) OH, MY GOODNESS!
 * (Getting hurt) Ice your wounds!
 * (Getting hurt) Are you blind?
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, my HEAVENS!
 * (Getting hurt) Son of a biscuit!

Nelson Muntz

 * (Introduction) Time for some mass destruction man!
 * (While grinding) Look out!
 * (While grinding) Adiós, dork!
 * (While grinding) That was pretty good... for a lamewad
 * (While grinding) So long dude rag.
 * (While grinding) Eh, I had better.
 * (While grinding) That ride was fine as fresh huckleberries.
 * (While grinding) Smell you later!
 * (Getting hurt) I taste blood!
 * (Getting hurt) I'll find you someday!
 * (Getting hurt) Are you coming on to me?
 * (Getting hurt) You're an Octowussy!!
 * (Getting hurt) You suck, man.
 * (Getting hurt) You suck! Ha-ha!
 * (Getting hurt) You drive like a granny
 * (Getting hurt) Smashy! Smashy!

Otto Mann

 * (Introduction) Whoa dude, I'm glad you came along.
 * (While grinding) Oh yeah!
 * (While grinding) Dude, put the heavy metal to the petal!!
 * (While grinding) You're totally rock!
 * (While grinding) Whoa, man that was awesome.
 * (While grinding) Yeah!
 * (While grinding) Yeah! I totally rule!
 * (While grinding) ZEPPELIN RULES!!!!
 * (While grinding) Man, this is going to be wicked cool.
 * (While grinding) All right!
 * (While grinding) Awesome!
 * (While grinding) Rock on, dude!
 * (While grinding) This is way better than driving those stupid kids.
 * (Getting hurt) Whoa, where did that come from?
 * (Getting hurt) Whoa, that was the big one.
 * (Getting hurt) Whoa, spilled my pudding.
 * (Getting hurt) Don't harsh my mellow man.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh man that sucks.
 * (Getting hurt) Whoa, see you around brother.
 * (Getting hurt) Chill out, you'll get there in time.
 * (Getting hurt) Watch your step.
 * (Getting hurt) Ohhh, I hate comin' down.......
 * (Getting hurt) Whoa, that is weak.
 * (Getting hurt) What do you mean I've failed? Did I hit all or some?

Professor Frink

 * (Introduction) Alright then!
 * (While grinding) Professor Frink rides again!
 * (While grinding) I love the pull of gravity in the morning.
 * (While grinding) Control limited!
 * (Getting hurt) My wife is going to kill me.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh dear the failure with the crying and the blaming and the calls to mommy!
 * (Getting hurt) OHHH, I didn't mean to hit a person!!!
 * (Getting hurt) That monkey is going to pay!
 * (Getting hurt) Hey! Watch it, buster!
 * (Getting hurt) Oh good Lord!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow, the collision, it hurts me!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! that was my elbow!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow with the hurt thing!
 * (Getting hurt) Why you worthless hunk of junk!

Krusty the Clown

 * (Introduction) Millions of children watch my show! Alright thousands! Okay dozens...
 * (Introduction) Time to make some moola!
 * (Introduction) Welcome friends!
 * (While grinding) Bingo!
 * (While grinding) This is too easy.
 * (While grinding) Hey hey!
 * (While grinding) This clown ain't fooling around.
 * (While grinding) Do I like THIS?
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! My shoes!
 * (Getting hurt) Careful don't sit on Mr. Teeny
 * (Getting hurt) Eat clown car jerks!
 * (Getitng hurt) Ahh! I can't feel my clown nose
 * (Getting hurt) AW CRAP!
 * (Getting hurt) What's a clown gotta do to get ahead these days?
 * (Getting hurt) My agent is SO fired.
 * (Getting hurt) Uh, what do I have to do to make you people happy?
 * (Getting hurt) Uh, I once nailed a groupie there.
 * (Getting hurt) Uh, maybe I should stick to my day job.
 * (Getting hurt) I SWEAR I NEVER TOUCHED YOUR DAUGHTER!! AND SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS EIGHTEEN!!!!
 * (Getting hurt) Great! I the worst skate ever since Jerry Lewis

Chief Wiggum

 * (Introduction) Time to dish out some justice. Wiggum style!
 * (Introduction) Never fear. Chief Wiggum is around.
 * (Introduction) It's Wiggum time!
 * (Introduction) Official police business. I'll tell you where I'm going, but then I'd have to kill ya.
 * (While grinding) Ah Crime doesn't take a vacation, but I do.
 * (While grinding) See you around, dirt-bag.
 * (While grinding) Good thing I don't answer that 911 call.
 * (While grinding) Stay out from drugs, stay in school! Yada-yada-yada!
 * (While grinding) Nice Work Clancy!
 * (While grinding) You sure know how to speed.
 * (Getting hurt) SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow, my tushie.
 * (Getting hurt) That's a moving violation
 * (Getting hurt) Hey no fair... I was just getting warmed up.
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! Sat on my gun!
 * (Getting hurt) I don't think you know where you're going.
 * (Getting hurt) Whoa, that was a big one.
 * (Getting hurt) Sorry buddy, I just too slow!
 * (Getting hurt) I am outta here!
 * (Getting hurt) What's the big Idea!
 * (Getting hurt) Err, police business, move it.
 * (Getting hurt) Don't be alarmed. I'm a professional...badge...guy.
 * (Getting hurt) Help! Oh, God, I've fallen into the batter rack!
 * (Getting hurt) Smashy! Smashy!
 * (Getting hurt) Score one for Wiggum!

Barney Grumble

 * (Introduction) Sure thing, madam president. BURP!!!
 * (Introduction) Last call.
 * (Introduction) Whoa, its my turn to skate already??!
 * (While grinding) BURP!!!
 * (While grinding) Yay, I won something!! ... What was it????
 * (While grinding) Whoa, where do you come from.
 * (While grinding) Alright!
 * (While grinding) Hey, this isn't so hard.
 * (Getting hurt) Whoa, watch where you're going.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, the world's gone crazy!
 * (Getting hurt) So much violence in the world today.
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! I going to barg now!
 * (Getting hurt) Sheesh. Why is everyone in such a rush?
 * (Getting hurt) Next time I'll do better, I promise. BURP!!!
 * (Getting hurt) NOOOOOOOO! Make it stop, make it stop, make it stop!!!!
 * (Getting hurt) Don't pressure me.
 * (Getting hurt) Uh oh, I think I ate a bug...
 * (Getting hurt) ARRRGH, WHERE'D THE GROUND GO?!?!?!
 * (Getting hurt) Whoopsie daisy!
 * (Getting hurt) Go back to your own planet!
 * (Getting hurt) Whooooaaa, I don't feel so good.
 * (Getting hurt) Why, you're DRUNKER THAN *I* AM!!!!!
 * (Getting hurt) Get us killed, why don'tcha?

Groundskeeper Wille

 * (Introduction) Get ready for some big Willie style!
 * (While grinding) WHO'S WILLIE NOW?!?!
 * (While grinding) You never tangle with a greased Scotsman!
 * (While grinding) Never doubt a Scotsman.
 * (While grinding) Blame the haggis!
 * (While grinding) Sorry about the stink. Willie's been cleanin' out tha PUKE bucket!
 * (While grinding) Willie on the rise!
 * (Getting hurt) I'll cover your muckers!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow, my 6-pack!
 * (Getting hurt) Oof!! Argh!! Oh!! Agh!! Uh!! Ah!!
 * (Getting hurt) Don't make me throw my caber at ya!
 * (Getting hurt) Don't make Willie angry! You wouldn't like Willie when he's angry!
 * (Getting hurt) The Scots have a word for you... CRAP!
 * (Getting hurt) I have brought disgrace upon my entire clan!
 * (Getting hurt) Uh, you didn't even get a Willie a chance!
 * (Getting hurt) You got to be kidding me. I'm just getting warmed up.
 * (Getting hurt) No tip?! Aye,a fellow Scot!!

Abraham Simpson

 * (Introduction) Hot diggidy, let's go go go!
 * (Introduction) Hop in junior, times are wasting.
 * (While grinding) Hot diggidy)
 * (While grinding) Bye. Oh now I'm alone. Oh well.
 * (While grinding) How 'bout them apples?
 * (While grinding) What year is this?
 * (While grinding) Do you have my pills?
 * (While grinding) There's my pelvis!
 * (While grinding) Move it! I'm not dead yet!
 * (While grinding) Ah, I leprechaun.
 * (While grinding) Move it, milkshake!
 * (While grinding) Get out of my way! Every minute might be my last!
 * (While grinding) Back in my day, we called sandwiches 'Flat Freddy', it cost four playing cards a bite.
 * (Getting hurt) Look where you're goin' ya idiot!
 * (Getting hurt) You didn't think we'd make it, did ya?
 * (Getting hurt) This isn't fair!
 * (Getting hurt) Don't send me back to the home.
 * (Getting hurt) Would somebody tell me what just happened?
 * (Getting hurt) Damn teenagers.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, did I do something wrong.
 * (Getting hurt) Please don't tell anyone I did this
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! My metal skull!
 * (Getting hurt) I don't know.
 * (Getting hurt) I'm lost? Aaaaah!
 * (Getting hurt) Well, I'm off to die now.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, I'm going to heaven!
 * (Getting hurt) Where are you taking me...To HELL!?

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

 * (Introduction) That is okay with me
 * (Introduction) Here we go
 * (Introduction) Another satisfied customer.
 * (While grinding) I having so much fun.
 * (While grinding) Vishnu here i come!
 * (While grinding) I am higher and a maharishi!
 * (While grinding) Your speediness will be rewarded in the next life
 * (While grinding) Hindu, coming through.
 * (While grinding) Oh, Shiva smiles on such behaviour.
 * (While grinding) 300 horses of convenient power!
 * (While grinding) Look out! My flesh is less resilient than it looks!
 * (While grinding) How are you this fine day?
 * (While grinding) I am a lean, mean, vindaloo machine!
 * (While grinding) Move it, cracker!
 * (Getting hurt) Ah, come on! Be chicken!
 * (Getting hurt) What are you trying to prove with this crazy skating?
 * (Getting hurt) Agh! I smashed my skull.
 * (Getting hurt) Whoa, no!
 * (Getting hurt) Your failure shames you... yes, you!
 * (Getting hurt) What in the hell were you thinking?
 * (Getting hurt) Ha! Clean up in Aisle One.
 * (Getting hurt) This is not good for my insurance.
 * (Getting hurt) What are you trying to prove with this crazy driving?
 * (Getting hurt) Thank you, come again.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, get out of the way, silly pedestrian!
 * (Getting hurt) Looks like at the end of the road for Apu.
 * (Getting hurt) I feel like an untouchable.
 * (Getting hurt) I have brought shame to my family and my store.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh dear.
 * (Getting hurt) That was the worst trip I have ever been on.
 * (Getting hurt) I would not have flagged you down had I known of your slowness!
 * (Getting hurt) Thank you for not dodging!
 * (Getting hurt) Try this new health bar, made from entire chocolate.

Moe Szyslak

 * (Introduction) And away we MOE!
 * (Introduction) God, you depress me.
 * (Introduction) You're coming with me.
 * (While grinding) Moe money, Moe money.
 * (While grinding) Another day, another money pile.
 * (While grinding) Adiós ya useless tool.
 * (While grinding) There ya go.
 * (While grinding) YOINK!
 * (While grinding) On the Moe.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, I'm getting a lot of brain swelling.
 * (Getting hurt) Alright, enough is enough.
 * (Getting hurt) Why do i always get the slow ones. Sheesh!
 * (Getting hurt) Newsflash - you suck!
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, come on!
 * (Getting hurt) I'LL SMASH YA SPINES!!
 * (Getting hurt) WHOOOAAAAHHH!!!! SWEET MOTHER OF MIKE!!
 * (Getting hurt) Ah, geez, I was just gonna get good at this. (sigh)
 * (Getting hurt) Ugh, everything I touch turns to CRAP...
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, I'm gonna die lonely and ugly and dead...
 * (Getting hurt) I was born to fail.
 * (Getting hurt) Well, it's back to bartending for me.

Ned Flanders

 * (Introduction) Ned Flanders at your service.
 * (Introduction) Oooh Ned Flanders can't wait!
 * (Introduction) Hi diddly ho-neighbor!
 * (While grinding) Slow and steady wins the race!
 * (While grinding) Hold on tight friend.
 * (While grinding) Score one for old Neddy.
 * (While grinding) I CAN FLY! Temporarily.
 * (While grinding) You have a nice day now.
 * (While grinding) That was fa diddly ask, thanks a lot!
 * (While grinding) Woo-ho, that was quick.
 * (While gridning) Okely-dokely!
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, dear GOD, what have I DONE???
 * (Getting hurt) Not to worry, next time I'll sure do better.
 * (Getting hurt) Well, sure, Neddy, that wasn't so bad, was it?
 * (Getting hurt) Oww.
 * (Getting hurt) Friend, I don't think you're doing to last too long out here skating like that.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh dear, Neddy's late! Oh well.

Reverend Lovejoy

 * (Introduction) Come and ride in the Lord's chariot.
 * (Introduction) Time to make some filthy, FILTHY money!
 * (Introduction) Welcome to the Kingdom of God.
 * (Introduction) Sounds good to me.
 * (While grinding) Repent your sins and ride with God friend!
 * (While grinding) Oh that's super.
 * (While grinding) Verily I say unto thee... GOTCHA!
 * (While grinding) Alright then.
 * (While grinding) I'm soaring the Angels
 * (While grinding) ...And which they entered forth into the world and they were happy.
 * (While grinding) I am truly up but chosen one.
 * (While grinding) Go in peace my child!
 * (Getting hurt) And another one joins the (ahem) Kingdom of Heaven...
 * (Getting hurt) Oh dear God! What have I done?
 * (Getting hurt) Lords and Patience BUT IT DO NOT!
 * (Getting hurt) May the Good Lord forgive you, BECAUSE I WON'T!!!
 * (Getting hurt) That was the worst skating I have ever seen! MAY YOU BURN IN HELL!!!
 * (Getting hurt) Do not worry my child.
 * (Getting hurt) Don't worry about it my fair child.
 * (Getting hurt) Hey watch were your going!
 * (Getting hurt) Have no fear, GOD will protect us!
 * (Getting hurt) They rest in peace.

Snake Jailbird

 * (Introduction) Alright, let's row!
 * (While grinding) Alright, time to pay up dude!
 * (While grinding) Yeah, chick love it when I do this.
 * (While grinding) Oh, yeah! Mindless destruction.
 * (While grinding) Bombs away!
 * (While grinding) One side, road-hog dude!
 * (While grinding) Whoa, dude!
 * (Getting hurt) This is so shame!
 * (Getting hurt) Dude, you'd better not have break my skateboard!
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, like, NO!
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, I'm going to mess you up.
 * (Getting hurt) Dude! You are, like, SO dead!!
 * (Getting hurt) Hey! That's totally not supposed to happen!
 * (Getting hurt) This town is going to pay for this...
 * (Getting hurt) Totally suck!
 * (Getting hurt) Dude, be careful with your skating!
 * (Getting hurt) Not cool, Dude!!

Comic Book Guy

 * (Introduction) Behold, the new improve skater!
 * (Introduction) Silence Tony Hawk, there's a new skater in town!!
 * (While grinding) WARP SPEED!!
 * (While grinding) I need full impulse power!
 * (While grinding) I am the best skater ever since Batman.
 * (While grinding) Look out below!
 * (While grinding) That ride was adequate!
 * (Getting hurt) Worst, video game ever!
 * (Getting hurt) Worst, skating ever!
 * (Getting hurt) I hope I LAND on something I HATE!
 * (Getting hurt) We don't have deflector shields, you know.
 * (Getting hurt) Direct hit! I need more power!
 * (Getting hurt) I spilled my Squishee!
 * (Getting hurt) You are a classic fool.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, thanks a lot, Mr "I-Can't-Walk-Without-Hurting-Someone!"

Edna Krabappel

 * (Introduction)
 * (Getting hurt) I could get Bart Simpson an F+.
 * (Getting hurt) mmm you're skating gets a D-minus.

Ralph Wiggum

 * (Introduction) Wait for Ralph.
 * (Intorduction) I choo, choo, choose you.
 * (Introduction) Ralph Wiggum is a next skater in the world!
 * (While grinding) Ralph Ralph Ralph! Ralph Ralph Ralph!
 * (While grinding) When the doctor said i didn't have worms anymore. That was the happiest day of my life.
 * (While grinding) It's OK I'm not good at things either. Miss Hoover says I'll get used to it.
 * (While grinding) Go banana.
 * (While grinding) I like coconuts!
 * (While grinding) When I grow up, I wanna be a next Tony Hawk!
 * (While grinding) WHOA!!!
 * (While grinding) Yay, look at me! I am Steve Caballero.
 * (While grinding) I like Andrew Reynolds!
 * (While grinding) Look out Lisa, Ralph in Charge!
 * (Wihle grinding) Wee, I'm like a little birdy!
 * (Getting hurt) I just made an uh-oh.
 * (Getting hurt) I bit my tongue!
 * (Getting hurt) I bent my Wookie!!
 * (Getting hurt) The doctor said I won't have any nosebleeds if I stuck my finger up my nose.
 * (Getting hurt) Chicken legs are scary.
 * (Getting hurt) Skating is dangerous!
 * (Getting hurt) Ralph in Danger!
 * (Getting hurt) I spilled my urine!
 * (Getting hurt) My teeth came out.
 * (Getting hurt) I'm scared.
 * (Getting hurt) Ow my beautiful Face.
 * (Getting hurt) My tummy doesn't like your skating.
 * (Getting hurt) Fireworks make my ears yowl.
 * (Getting hurt) My daddy's gonna put you in jail, bye.
 * (Getting hurt) You're a stupid head who's stupid.
 * (Getting hurt) Now we're lost! (cries)
 * (Getting hurt) Maybe Bart teaches me next time on how to skate!
 * (Getting hurt) Help! You're hitting my special area! (crying)

Seymour Skinner

 * (Getting hurt) My mother is going to killed me!
 * (Getting hurt) My Superintendent going to fire me!

Mayor Quimby

 * (Introduction) Vote Quimby
 * (While grinding) I need to be careful!
 * (Getting hurt) You Idiot!
 * (Getting hurt) What's the big idea?
 * (Getting hurt) You're a disgrace, Vote Quimby.
 * (Getting hurt) That was so slow I'm going to have my bodyguard beat you severely!
 * (Getitng hurt) That was very stupid!
 * (Getitng hurt) I am now the worst skater of all time under my Mayorship since I ride along with Bill Clinton.