Epic/Issue One

Transcript (unfinished)
We open in space. An astronaut in a red suit is seen drilling into an asteroid. A voice comes over the intercom in his suit. A shadow floats over E-45, who looks up in shock. The next panel is black. On earth, a slightly overweight teen with messy hair is seen falling from up high while screaming. Luckily, a line attached to him catches him from hitting the floor. A blonde teen walks over to him.
 * Director 17: Space Miner E-45, this is Director 17, do you read me?
 * E-45: This is Space Miner E-45, I hear you loud and clear.
 * Director 17: What is your report of the day?
 * E-45: So far I have found traces of silver, gold, and iron inside of the asteroids I've mined. Will be sending them back down to you in ground control in a bit.
 * Director 17: Alright. Be safe up there, okay?
 * E-45: Worried about me, Karen?
 * Director 17: I'm Director 17 right now, Tom.
 * E-45: Oh right, must've forgot.
 * Director 17: You didn't forget at all.
 * E-45: You're right. I just think it's cute when you're mad.
 * E-45: Oh... my god...
 * Director 17: What is it?
 * Director 17: Space Miner E-45, do you copy...? 45, do you copy? Tom, what's happening?
 * Blonde Boy: How do you keep slipping while climbing the wall? You really gotta take care of that, it's becoming a pattern, Jack.
 * Jackson: I have naturally s-sweaty palms, you know th-that, Victor! And stop calling me Jack, i-it's really annoying!
 * Victor: Jackson, seriously, I know you wanna lose weight but clearly this isn't working out. It's okay to give up and try something else, guy. Like maybe try the treadmill.
 * Jackson: I-I don't wanna give up!
 * Victor: Why?
 * Jackson: B-because I d-don't!
 * Victor: Okay, Jesus... one more try and if you fall again we're leaving, alright?
 * Jackson: Fine...