Lion Lane/Preview Transcripts

TV Preview #1
Narrator: There’s a New Show Coming to DillonToons, And it’s got a whole bunch of lions.

(Lion Cubs Cheering)

Narrator: Make 120 New Friends At Lion Lane.

Loseph: Yay!

Narrator: Meet Loseph And Lolly, While Their Parents Are at work, they take care of 116 Other Siblings. That’s a Lot.

Lolly: Lolly in the House!

Narrator: But there’s always time for a Hug.

Leo: Lion Huddle!

Lion Cubs: Hugs! Hugs! Hugs!

Narrator: They’re always ready for Crazy Adventures, And Lots Of Fun.

Leo: I’ll Handle This! (Gets Food On His Face)

Lilo: Dad, There’s some meat shoved to your face!

Lizzy: Rawr-oo!

Narrator: Get ready for a Huge Den Of fun, In the Brand New Show, Lion Lane. starts this March, when DillonToons launches.

Regular Preview
Narrator: At Lion Lane, You have to be ready.

Litzel: I will get you plenty of food.

Narrator: For Food.

Lion Cubs: Food! Food! Food!

Narrator: Tickles.

(Lilo and Lila Tickle Loseph)

Narrator: And Trouble. Release your Inner Lion with Loseph and Lolly.

(Loseph Screams)

Lolly: That was Great! (Laughs)

Narrator: Lion Lane, Every Day, On DillonToons.

Meet The Family
Narrator: 120 Lions is a Big Family here at Lion Lane, But do you actually know them, All? No? Then, let’s get started! First, we have the parents!

Leona: We’re Late For Work!

Narrator: Leona, The Mum of The House.

Leona: Why is There Wedding Props in the Backyard?

Narrator: Leo, The Dad, and the proudest of them all.

Leo: I’ll Fix This!

Narrator: When They’re Around, They get a whole lot of love!

Leo: Lion Huddle!

Lion Cubs: Hugs! Hugs! Hugs! Hugs! Hugs!

Narrator: And when they’re at work for the day, The Two Oldest Cubs are in care for the den. Loseph is from his mum’s side, and does his job seriously. Everything not serious leads to panic mode!.

Loseph: Oh Dear! Oh Dear! Oh Dear!

Narrator: Lolly, on the other side takes after her dad. And is the polar opposite of him.

Lolly: I’m Good! (Crashes into Trash Can) Ignore That.

Narrator: But they always got each other!.

Lolly: There There, Loseph!

Narrator: Lilo and Lila are always a pair.

Lila: Did you Hear that, Lilo?

Lilo: Of Course, Lila!

Narrator: Lolly’s Little Helpers.

Lilo and Lila: Loseph! Look what we got for you!

Narrator: Lawrence is a Creative Genius. Always Covering for his Brother and Sister.

Lolly: Until I Find Loseph, Lawrence will be in Charge!

Lawrence: Here We Go Again!

Lion Cubs: Lawrence!

Narrator: This Muddy Cub, That’s Litzel!

Litzel: (Laughs) Litzel, Who’s Litzel?

Lolly: You!

Narrator: Not the Smartest Lion in the Pride lands.

Litzel: How did I get here?

Narrator: But does have some remarkable talents.

Litzel: Loseph!

Narrator: And he's great at digging. That guy over there is Loner. If you want happiness every day.

Lawrence: OK, Any Questions? (Sighs) Yes Loner?

Loner: It’s The End Of The World As We Know It!

Narrator: He’s not for you.

Loner: Just kinda crashed here, The End Of The world is out there!

Narrator: The Ladies. Laney, Lacey, and Lexi! Triple the Cubs.

Laney: Please don’t send us back in there!

Lacey: Yeah, We’re too young!

Lexi: And Beautiful!

The Ladies: To Die!

Narrator: Triple the Sassiness.

Laney: Incredible!

Narrator: Lightning, The Cub who runs on electricity.

Loseph: Go Lightning!

Lightning: Woohoo!

Narrator: And There’s The Youngest Cub, Lizzy! That Cute Little Furrball. There’s L.O., the Rock and Roll Roarer, Lotta, The Wheelchaired Wannabe, Leonardo, The Artistic One, Layla, A Mixed-Gene Panicer, and Lazy, who’s well, Lazy!