Baldi336: The Movie/Transcript

''​This is the full movie transcript of the 2020 film Baldi336: The Movie. ''

​​Part 1: Welcome to my Schoolhouse!
(Shows 20th Century Studios logo variant, then shows Warner Bros. Pictures logo, and then shows the Universal Studios logos on screen)

​(Shows Disney Logo, then when the arc forms, the logo turns into a paper sheet then opening credits)

Baldi336​: Hello there! I am Baldi336, and I'm going to Baldi's Schoolhouse!

(​Screen then goes past Schoolhouse)

Baldi​: Oh, Hi! Welcome to my Schoolhouse!

​(Screen shows the You Can Think Pad)

​Baldi​: Problem 1.

Baldi​: 5+5=

Baldi336​: 10!

Baldi​: Great job! That's right!

Narrator​: 2 problems later....

Baldi​: You got a shiny quarter for being good at math!

Baldi336​: Thank you.

Narrator​: Another 2 problems later....

​(Screen shows the You Can Think Pad)

Baldi​: Problem 3!

Baldi: 8439049024890+43834894343x233232323223=

Baldi336​: 666!

​(Screen shows Baldi getting angry)

Baldi​: I HEAR EVERY DOOR YOU OPEN!

​​Part 2: Baldi gets angry!
Baldi336​: WAIT WHAT!

Baldi​: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! You think I'm bad, and that's good, right, because you're getting spanked with a ruler!

Baldi336​: Oh No!

Principal of the Thing​: "whistles offscreen"

​(Later, Baldi336 runs while the Principal is here)

Principal of the Thing​: No running in the halls!

Principal of the Thing​: 15 seconds! Detention for you. When will you learn?

Baldi336​: HEY! WHY DID YOU SENT ME TO DETENTION!