Carlos' Revenge Crossover

Transcripts

 * Fred O'Hare: Wow. Wow, you're him. The big guy. Uh, I'm Fred O'Hare. I met you-- I didn't meet you. I saw you when I was a kid. You look great.
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, I got butterflies, too.
 * Carlos: Señor Bunny, brace yourself. This heartless human, he has killed your son!
 * Mr. Bunny: What? E.B.?
 * Fred O'Hare: Did you say kill? No, I didn't-- I didn't kill E.B.
 * Carlos: Oh! Liar!
 * Captain K'nuckles: I'm not a liar. I'm a yarn spinner. I tell tall tales! A custom universally accepted by adventurer's everywhere.
 * Dexter: Who is Jack?
 * Dee Dee: Whoever he is, he most be more exciting than Dad.
 * Mr. Bunny: This can't be so. Where are the Pink Berets? No!
 * Wreck-It Ralph: They're having a party without me.
 * Raj: She has ferocious nostrils.
 * Guido: Pit stop.
 * Fred O'Hare: Wh-- Wait a minute. That's not--
 * Carlos: Silence, human! Can't you see you have broken his poor old heart?
 * Mike Wazowski: Sulley, a mop, a couple of lights, and some chair fabric are not going to fool anyone!
 * Mater: Hey, I know this may be a bad time right now, but, uh, you owe me $32,000 in legal fees.
 * Lightning McQueen: What?
 * Fred O'Hare: Are you kidding me?