Spies in Disguise/Theatres Transcript

Feature Presentation Intro 1
(Shrek Wazowski Bite Bed)

James P. Sullivan: Hey What Do I Have To Do To Get Some Privacy Around Here?

Shrek Wazowski: Eat Who Are You Talking To There's Somebody Out There Of?!

James P. Sullivan: Course, Dear Did You Miss Killing Time Again!

Shrek Wazowski: No, Look!

(Shrek Wazowski Bite James P. Sullivan)

Sulley: (Die) Hey, This Is A Monster, Not A MonsterBowl! (Die)

Shrek Wazowski: What's That Everybody Looking At Goodness he's Right I See Them Look How They Live Can They Say I Live In A Monsteristy Move Over What'd He Say Watch The Hood High With You All Right Now Who Came First The Monster Or The Monster The Monster Game First?! Hey, You On The Couch, (Screaming) Get Me Out Of Here!!!!!!!!!

(Shrek Wazowski Bite Camera)

Shrek Wazowski: Please

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James P. Sullivan: Please, Mike, Forgive Me About Boo?!

Mike Wazowski: I Need To Say if we Should Have Turned Left.

James P. Sullivan: Sure.

Robots: (Angry)

James P. Sullivan: Who Are They?

(Robots Throws DVD Menu)

Mike Wazowski: Good Pipeline Will Play The Role Of Robots And You Two, Sulley!

Mike And Sulley: (Gasps)

Mike Wazowski: You Two, are Going to..

James P. Sullivan: Oh No! Listen Well What Am I Going To Meet That Cambo Greece And Somewhere

James P. Sullivan: (Sleeping)

Shrek: (Roar)

James P. Sullivan: (Screaming and Jumping)

James P. Sullivan: Mommy, I'm Home!

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Donkey: Entrust Me, Tell Me, What That There Is Going To Go I'm Here To Console!

Shrek: You, It's Just That All This Becomes Frustrating It's Hen Can.

Donkey: Sitter, What Do You Want This Time Waiting Do Not Tell Me You're?...

Shrek: (Roar)

Donkey: (Screams and Faints) I Swear, It's A Truth She's Here A Problem With These Deaths Stubborn Hmmmmmmmm Blu-Ray Menu.

Shrek: Like That Your True Love Would Have Wings!

Donkey: But It's A.. Rat and a Bullcrapshoot And Yes, I Know You Imagine The Gravity Of The Disease

Oh The Boov: (Gasps)

Alex the Lion: Oh, Come On!

Feature Presentation Intro 4
Joy: Please, Anger, You Mean Its a Gravity of Disease?

Shrek: (Roar)

Fear: (Screams)

Joy: My Blu-Ray 3D Menu!!!

Fear: (Screaming and Running)

Joy: Oh, Come On!

(Shrek and Anger Chase Sadness Running)

Joy: Stop!!!!!

Joy: Cue the Blu-Ray 3D Menu!

Shrek: (Roar)

(Blu Ray Menu Hits Camera)

Joy, Sadness, Disgust, Fear and Anger: (Screaming and Running)

Feature Presentation Intro 5
Lupe: (Screams)

Lupe: I Wouldn't Stand There, If I Were You?

Patrick: What?

Lupe: Digital HD Menu!

Po: Easy Big, But In Addtion I Promised Him To His Buddies To Teach To Play at!

Shrek: (Roar)

Lupe The Goat: (Screaming)

(Ball Hits Lupe)

(Sonic Bowled Away Walt Disney Studios)

Rodney: Ugh, as If!

Patrick: Thank You, Now I'II Never Come Back.

Po: Uh Oh!

Charlie Brown: Lupe!!!!!!!!

Feature Presentation Intro 6
Samson: Stop Stop, Ryan!

Ryan: Get Down, You Never Know When Those The Future, Fix It Now!!

Samson And Ryan: (Gasps)

Samson: What?!

Ryan: Come Through Through Here The Movie 4K Digital.

Samson: Oh No, Friends, That You Never Not to see Shrek Roar, The Incredib.. Uh Oh!

Shrek: (Roar)

(Plays Alive By Lil Jon On the Radio)

Ryan: (Screaming and Blown Away)

Samson: Ryan!!

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Jailbreak: Oh No!!!

Mavis: (Afraid) He's Going To Roar!

Shrek: (Roar)

Citizens and Blue Sky Studios Characters: (Screaming)

Shrek: This Is The Part Where You Run Away!

Citizens and Blue Sky Studios Characters: (Screaming and Running)