Cool Rap Wars/Solid Snake vs. Snake Plissken

(A helicopter shows up with the Cool Rap Wars logo on the side)

(the Helicopter lands as Solid Snake drops down to the ground)

Snake: Mei Ling I have arrived what am I up against? The Colonel hasn't responded in a few days

Mei Ling: I'm not so sure Snake various reports where the Colonel has been rumors whoever did this must be know where the Colonel is.

(Snake opens the door and sees the Colonel)

Solid Snake: Colonel what are you doing here......

(Colonel turns around yet is revealed to be Snake Plissken)

Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! Solid Snake Vs Snake Plissken BATTLE

Snake Plissken: I'm not the Colonel you fraud I'm the original snake been doing this thing before you arrived in 1998. I been the better Metal Gear before Konami your just a faker who is posing as me. You said to have many games yet why haven't you died. oh right of course you were killed after Metal gear Survive. I been the winning Snake since Escape from New York you make looking like a badass act like a dork. So I've beaten you and destroyed your life and matter I would kill you off but Not now, I'm too tired. [pause] Maybe later.

Solid Snake: Well you sparing me will be a mistake. Is this Metal Gear 3 because I am eating this snake! You are seriously no bite and all bark. I mean your first movie's villain was Chef from South Park! I am a governmental spy. You run from the government for your life. I am a massive franchise while you are just two films. No wonder I am a clone of Big Boss, because I aim to kill.

Snake: I second that buddy all i need is Ernest Borgnine by my side. you turn children to soldiers what are you Nazi Pride? And all the titles of your games very much don't make sense Sons of Liberty Guns of The Patriots are you really that dense. You only got into Smash all cause the fandom forced you to. Your an M rated game in a game ages 4 to 2. And not only the fact your Colonel is weak. I perfer him to work at a chicken resturant that sells strips for a week. and why the company you work for called octagon. its a shape idiot whats next Hexagon? you wanna handle me big come on lets demolish and tussell cause this rap will tell you you got destroyed by Kurt Russell

Solid Snake: Plissken stop I don't want to hurt ya. Especially since your sequel's villain was dollar store Ché Guverra! I am the tactical stealth machine! If I wanted to watch a John Carpenter movie I would watch Halloween. And what's the difference between you and Kurt's character in Big Trouble in Little China? You may be a man but you rap like you have a vagina. It's over Snake, you better scurry. Because if I wanted to fight a guy with an eyepatch, I'd choose Nick Fury.

Snake: Your more of a shield agent posed as George Clooney. your wikipiedia mentions metal gears 2 and 4 but never mention Metal Gear 3. your character is pointless with no relationships heck even The Witcher is better at dating chicks. Your stories like Logan sad and depressing you make Castlevania look more intimidating. and just an FYI Snake's not your real name if anything you should just be called Solid Dave. and you sir are right “You're no hero. never will be.” If anything your just like a clone of me. I destroyed you Snake hope that didn't hurt your back. And you're gonna be worse being played by Oscar Isaac

Solid Snake: Says the man who’s second movie critically bombed. I am a badass soldier and you are a mercenary version of James Bond! I break your mind like Psycho Mantis. While you have your dumb prison break antics. You are clearly the worst thing John Carpenter made. While I make Hideo Kojima bank. Beating you will be an easy feat. And there is no way you are escaping your defeat.