Musical Judges/Aida

(Begins with Dillon and Nolan at home when suddenly they see a cat)

Dillon: Nolan is this your cat?

Nolan: No...

(They see more and more cats out of curiosity they follow the cats as suddenly the cats turn humanoid)

Dillon: Oh no.... oh no..... Nolan this means one thing...

Cats: (suddenly chanting and repeating it in a cult like manner) Oh well there has never been a cat so clever than magical Mister Mistopheles.

Nolan: They are not cats. They are CATS!

Dillon: We are doomed Nolan!

(Suddenly Mister Mistopheles reveals himself)

Mistopheles: Hello Dillon and Nolan

(They scream)

Dillon: WHAT DO YOU WANT DEVIL?!

Mistopheles: You both sold your soul to me while drunk off of Argent Energy. So now you have to review a crap ton of musicals.

Dillon: We got drunk off of the energy from DOOM?

Mistopheles: I put it in your drinks.

Nolan: YOU SPIKED OUR DRINKS?

Mistopheles: I am an amalgation of Mister Mistoffelees and Mephistopheles so yeah. Welp you better start reviewing musicals tada!

(Disappears)

Dillon: Good thing we both are musical theater kids. So should we review shows we like first?

Nolan: With all these cats around are we gonna have to review Cats (picks one of the cats up who is asleep on Nolan) I like this one already. I'll name you Wiklee

Dillon: No! They are cultist cats! (Throws the cat out of the window) We will not review cats! Not yet!

Nolan: Aw come on man that one didn't look like a cultist cat (Wiklee comes back in holding a note) See look he's got a note (i take the note as it reads La Fatal Pietra) La Fatal Pietra? what does that mean

Dillon: Let me use google. Ah it is a song from the lesser Aida. So That gave me an idea.

Nolan: what?

Dillon: We shall review the broadway Elton John Aida.

(It cuts to images of Aida)

Dillon: (VO) Aida one of the only original Disney broadway musicals that isn't based on a Disney film.

Nolan (VO): Someday Dillon someday

(Mickey is in the corner looking at Aida)

Mickey: You will be mine Aida (calls Elton John) Elton remember when we did lion king

(Cuts to images of Aida)

Dillon: (VO) This musical is honestly a pretty good musical.

Nolan (VO): Hey Dillon i just realized something why is it that were reviewing the good musicals? Shouldn't we be reviewing ones that were terrible i mean Aida is a good musical but why start out with a good one?

Dillon: (VO) To soften the blow when we get to the terrible ones.

Nolan: (VO) Ohhh

Dillon: (VO) Because would you rather review Aida or Sister Act: The Musical?

(Cuts to two nuns murdering a man then back to Dillon)

Nolan: Point taken

Dillon: Yeah.

Nolan: Please continue

Dillon: I think we should judge the songs now? Maybe a tier list of songs? Well anyways there is one song that is the absolute bomb. My Strongest Suit. Awww that's hot.

(Suddenly dark organ music plays as Chris appears.

Chris: I heard you say... musical.... also why did creepy music play when I appeared?

Dillon: Blame the editor.