Thread:Muppetlover16/@comment-3004323-20190316212104/@comment-26171965-20190318024522

Okay, then.

To save time, here's my attempt at a parody of "C is for Cookie".

T is for tofu, that's good enough for me (x3)

''Oh... Tofu, tofu, tofu starts with T...''

As you can see here, I chose tofu as the opposite of cookies, because it's... a healthy type of... food.