The Steven Universe Movie (SmashupMashups's Idea)/Transcript

(In a logo, a gold shield shows the studio of Warner Bros. Then, the shield pans back and has two letters, W and B on its front. It also has a band with words on it. Warner Bros. Pictures. More words appear below. A Time Warner Company. Then, the camera pans down away from the logo. Words appear while we pan down. Warner Bros. Pictures presents... The words fade and more fade in. A Gracie Films production... it fades out as well and even more fade in. A Cartoon Network Studios film... The screen pans down, viewing a town on a beach. A title appears. The Steven Universe Movie. Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves plays in the background. We cut to a house that has a statue of a woman. We now see the interior of the house. A boy walks in the kitchen, wear a pink shirt with a yellow star on it, blue jeans and sandals.)

Steven: Alright, what to have for breakfast? Banana? Nah. Cereal? Nope. Oh! I know!

(The boys takes out two waffles and puts them in a toaster. Later, he takes them out and puts them on a plate, stacked together. He spreads maple syrup on them, adds whip cream and puts a strawberry on top.)

Steven: Done!

(Later, he eats it. Then a tall woman with large thighs comes in.)

Garnet: 'Morning, Steven.

Steven: Garnet.

Garnet: I see you're having together breakfast without Amethyst.

Steven: Yeah. I've missed making it and I didn't know what it'd taste like. So, I did it anyway.

Garnet: I see.

Steven: Well, I have to go. Dad wants to see me and Pearl about something.

(He walks off. Later, at a car wash, a man has a tarp under something. A heavyset blonde comes by.)

Greg: Hey, you're one of Steven's friends. Who are you?

Sadie: Sadie. What's under that tarp?

Greg: Just wait. I'm expecting two other people to show up.

(Steven arrives with a woman with a pearl on her forehead.)

Greg: You're here!

Pearl: Okay, Greg. What was it you wanted to show us?

(He pulls off the tarp showing a sign saying "Wax Coat - Only $16.99".)

Pearl: Well...

Steven: It's great!

Greg: Thanks, boy.

Pearl: Wax? Like waxing a turtle's shell?

Sadie: No, this is a car wash. What made you say something... silly?

Steven: She and her friends are from another planet.

(The girl pauses shortly. Then, she laughs hysterically. She faints.)

Pearl: Are you okay?

(She coughs from laughing to hard. She gets up.)

Sadie: No offense, guy. But there's no way...

(The woman shape shifts into Sadie. Sadie looks at her and then she changes back to her physical form.)

Sadie: OMG! (She talks in her mind) ''I am seeing a real alien. (She stops thinking.) ''Uh... I come in peace, extra-terrestrial.

Pearl: Oh, please! We're not like those aliens from those movies.

Sadie: Sorry, space woman.

Pearl: And don't call me that. My name is Pearl.

Sadie: I'm sorry, I've never met an alien before. I don't even know how to act at the first impression.

Pearl: Perhaps... "Welcome to our planet, other being." And what's your name?

Sadie: Sadie Miller. They're are a bunch of things I need to show you.

Pearl: I'm sorry. But, I've already known about earth and its items.

(She and Steven walk home.)

Sadie: Okay, then we'll meet again, right?

Steven: We'll see!

(Back at the house, A short woman with purple skin wearing a black tank-top and dark gray pants, with black stars on the knee parts opens up the mailbox. She looks at the mail.)

Garnet: Amethyst! (Garnet walks up to her.) It's rude to look at other people's mail.

Amethyst: Uh, hello? I live here, too! So, there might be something for me.

Garnet: (The tall woman pauses.) Nope, all for Steven. Strange how he gets all the mail.

(Amethyst notices Steven and Pearl coming back. She puts the mail back in the mailbox and closes its hatch.)

Pearl: We saw. You can't keep this up forever, you know. One day, those obsessions of yours are gonna stop.

Amethyst: Ugh! Pearl...

Pearl: No! No... No more "Ugh"s! I'm having a major headache from that. It's getting old.

Amethyst: I say that because of your complaints!

Pearl: Well, I think my complaints can go away, if you stop...

Amethyst: No way, dude!

Pearl: Yes way, dude!

Amethyst: No!

Pearl: Yes!

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Amethyst: No!

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Amethyst: No!

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Pearl: Yes!

(Garnet grabs Amethyst and Pearl by their necks.)

Garnet: Both! Of! You! Grow! Up! I'm getting sick and tired of your arguments! This has to stop! You need to both throw your complaints out of your heads. After you've done that... Stop arguing!!

(She puts them both down.)

Garnet: Apologize.

Amethyst: Sorry, P.

Pearl: I'm sorry.

Garnet: Good. If you need me, I'll be in my room.

(She walks inside the house and closes the door.)

Amethyst: Hey, you wanna go stop a monster?

Pearl: There hasn't been one all day.

Amethyst: Oh.

(Both of them sit down. Steven goes inside. Inside the Burning room, Garnet has her arms crossed. Steven enters.)

Steven: Garnet?

Garnet: I know, I know. Shouldn'tve been a bit mad at them. But, they're our things in life, needed to be stop. To be taken care of. To be done. Steven, you know that Ruby has anger issues once and a while. And she's half of me. So, Gems like us, aren't like robots. Or other aliens, that don't have feelings.

Steven: You really have a way of your future vision of what people are about to say and what they shouldn't say.

Garnet: I know.

Steven: I guess I'll... leave now. (He leaves the room.)

(A person knocks on the door. Steven opens it and it was Sadie, who's holding a box and wearing a white necklace.)

Steven: Hi. What's in that box?

Sadie: It just has a necklace for the one with the pointy nose.

Steven: Pearl.

Sadie: Sorry. (She opens the box and the necklace is red.) I hope she'll like it.

Steven: She's a friendly woman. Who enjoys good stuff. Like, this necklace you made.

Sadie: Thanks. Though, I'm not one to gloat. Oh, by the way. Last week, you guys made the paper.

(The headline says "Crystal Gems Beat 90 Monsters In One Day". It also show a photo of Garnet holding a corrupted gem's leg, Pearl holding hear sword and saluting, Amethyst has two fingers up in the air and Steven holds his shield.)

Sadie: You guys should be interviewed. Or something.

Steven: Sorry, can't interview. Garnet's camera shy.

Sadie: Well, let me know how it turns out. Oh, and give this to Pearl. Goodbye.

(Pearl walks to the house and sees Sadie walk home.)

Pearl: Her again? Steven, is that a gift she was gonna give me?

Steven: She made it for you, actually. (He pulls out the red necklace out of the box.)

Pearl: How nice. She even made the hooks. (She puts it on.)

Steven: Well?

Pearl: Very nice.

(She walks inside. Steven's hears a static sound. He pulls out a walkie talkie from his pocket. He turns it on.)

Peridot: ''Come in, Steven. Come in, Steven. Under.''

Steven: Peridot, it's over. And yes? Over.

Peridot: I wanted to say, stopping the Cluster was a big success! Over.

Steven: ''Good to know. Now we might have nothing to worry about. Over.''

Peridot:'' Might have? Over.''

Steven: Well, we might have another threat coming for us. Over.

Peridot: We'll see. Over.