Steven Universe: The Movie/Transcript

Part 1
Steven: That's great! Good job, keep it up. Bye!
 * (The film begins with a view of red curtains, lighted by two spotlights. The spotlights move away and the curtains are drawn aside to reveal the title card, which reads 'Steven Universe: The Movie', with a glimmering sand backdrop. Steven's sandals are shown beneath the title. A montage of scenes around Beach City and beyond are shown as the opening credits appear. The Diamonds begin singing The Tale of Steven. A hovering diamond is shown, followed by a rose, which opens to the Earth from space, then panning over to Homeworld. A gilded purple book is shown on a silver stand, titled 'Steven Universe'. The book opens to show an illustration of the Diamonds, and the song ends as White Diamond begins narrating.)
 * White Diamond: Once upon a time, the gem Homeworld was ruled by Diamonds. White, Yellow, Blue, and the littlest Diamond, Pink. While the other Diamonds conquered many worlds across the galaxy, Pink had only one - the planet Earth. One day, Pink fled the comforts of Homeworld. On Earth, she made a new home, new friends, and finally, new life, giving up her form to bequeath her gem to her half-human son. Without Pink, gemkind entered an era of despair. But when Steven Universe learned of his heritage, he reunited with his fellow Diamonds and championed an new era of peace and freedom across the furthest reaches of space. [shuts the book] And now, dear gems everywhere, I'm pleased to announce that Steven is finally ready to take his rightful place on Pink Diamond's throne!
 * (Light fanfare is heard as the camera pans down to Steven. He turns to the viewers.)
 * Steven: How's it goin', everybody?
 * (The logo appears in front of him, and script letters that read 'Age 16' appear.)
 * Steven: I know you all might be thinking of me as the 'new Pink Diamond', but you don't have to put me on a throne. I already have a rightful place, and it's on Earth!
 * (The Diamonds all sit forward in their seats.)
 * Blue Diamond: Hm?
 * White Diamond: Whaat?
 * (Yellow Pearl is shown adjusting settings on a diamond shaped projection screen. Cut to Steven's broadcast being shown in various places around Homeworld. Steven continues speaking.)
 * Steven: It's a beach house, where I live with my friends, Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl. As much as I've loved dismantling the empire and saving all your planets, I can't wait to get home and spend some quality time with my friends.
 * (Pan up to White Diamond, who is visibly annoyed.)
 * White Diamond: Cut the feed!
 * Yellow Pearl: Your time was up, anyway.
 * (Blue Pearl snickers and runs out of shot as Yellow Pearl shuts down the broadcast. Steven turns to the Diamonds.)
 * Steven: I think that went well!
 * White Diamond: Steven, please!
 * Yellow Diamond: You can't go.
 * Blue Diamond: You must stay!
 * White Diamond: You're all we have left of Pink.
 * (A booming noise is heard and the room shakes slightly as she lowers herself to one knee.)
 * White Diamond: You belong here, with us.
 * Steven: Uh, thanks, but...no thanks.
 * (The Diamonds begin to sing Let Us Adore You. Steven begins backing away onto a warp pad.)
 * Steven: You guys have really gotten better at showing affection, but I've got my own life to get back to. Don't forget, I'm not Pink Diamond!
 * (White Diamond slams her left hand on the floor near the warp pad, as the trio continues singing. Steven chuckles softly.)
 * Steven: Thanks, but I really gotta go.
 * All Diamonds: But Steven!
 * Yellow Diamond: I've disbanded my armies! I've liberated my colonies!
 * Blue Diamond: I never shatter, I never make anyone cry!
 * White Diamond: I've been saying 'please' and 'thank you', even to lower life forms!
 * Steven: What did we talk about?
 * White Diamond [sighs]: Equal life forms. Steven, we've done everything you've asked!
 * (Steven promptly activates the warp and is shown beaming through space until he reaches Earth, warping into a tower on top of the beach house. Connie is seen sitting on the floor reading a magazine, and looks up at his arrival.)
 * Connie: Steven! What took so long?
 * (Steven leaps over to her and the two share a hug.)
 * Steven [sighs] The Diamonds. They reeeally want me to move in.
 * Connie: Why?
 * Steven: Because they wanna smother me with affection, 24/7.
 * Connie: Heheh. Sounds fun!
 * Steven: Noo, it doesn't.