Baldi336: The Movie/Transcript

''​This is the full movie transcript of the 2020 film Baldi336: The Movie. ''

​​Part 1: Welcome to my Schoolhouse!
(Shows 20th Century Studios logo variant, then shows Warner Bros. Pictures logo, and then shows the Universal Studios logos on screen)

​(Shows Disney Logo, then when the arc forms, the logo turns into a paper sheet then opening credits)

Baldi336​: Hello there! I am Baldi336, and I'm going to Baldi's Schoolhouse!

(​Screen then goes past Schoolhouse)

Baldi​: Oh, Hi! Welcome to my Schoolhouse!

​(Screen shows the You Can Think Pad)

​Baldi​: Problem 1.

Baldi​: 5+5=

Baldi336​: 10!

Baldi​: Great job! That's right!

Narrator​: 2 problems later....

Baldi​: You got a shiny quarter for being good at math!

Baldi336​: Thank you.

Narrator​: Another 2 problems later....

​(Screen shows the You Can Think Pad)

Baldi​: Problem 3!

Baldi: 8439049024890+43834894343x233232323223=

Baldi336​: 666!

​(Screen shows Baldi getting angry)

Baldi​: I HEAR EVERY DOOR YOU OPEN!

​​Part 2: Baldi gets angry!
Baldi336​: WAIT WHAT!

Baldi​: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! You think I'm bad, and that's good, right, because you're getting spanked with a ruler!

Baldi336​: Oh No!

Principal of the Thing​: "whistles offscreen"

​(Later, Baldi336 runs while the Principal is here)

Principal of the Thing​: No running in the halls!

Principal of the Thing​: 15 seconds! Detention for you. When will you learn?

Baldi336​: HEY! WHY DID YOU SENT ME TO DETENTION!

Principal of the Thing​: Because you've been breaking the rules!

Baldi336​: Ugh. whatever.

Baldi336​: "screams"

Playtime​: LET'S PLAY

Playtime​: Ready, Go!

Playtime​: "Counts 1-5"

Playtime​: Wow! That's Great! let's play again! Sometime soon....

It's a Bully​: I'm gonna take your candy......

Baldi336​: Oh No! It's The Bully!

It's a Bully​: I'll take that..... It's mine NOW......

​(Later, Baldi slaps his ruler off screen)

Baldi336​: OH NO

​(5 notebooks later)

​​Part 3: All 7 Notebooks
Baldi​: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU FOUND ALL 7 NOTEBOOKS! NOW ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS: GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!! HEH-HEEEEEEEH!

Baldi336​: Aw, crap!

​(Later, Arts & Crafters charges at the player while the screen turns red)

Baldi336​: Wait, what? I need to find 2 more exits!

​(Then, the screen fades to Baldi336 running in Here Town)

Baldi336​: Please, let's find the portal!

​(the cannon blastes Baldi336)

Baldi336​: "SCREAMS"

Baldi​: "I'm coming!"

Baldi​: "SCREAMS"

​(and then, Baldi336 and Baldi is in the portal, it uses mix-up colors)

​(scene shows Baldi336's house)

​​Part 4: Baldi336's House
COMING SOON!