Spongebob, We Shrunk Ourselves And Then Broke The Internet/Trailer Transcript

(Nickelodeon Movies logo)

(CN Movies logo)

Narrator: from the studios that brought you Rugrats In Paris, Regular Show: The Movie and Steven Universe: The Movie

Spongebob: Hey, Sandy.... whad'ya think you're doing?

Sandy: I'm creating a machine that will shrink anybody.

Spongebob: Woah, cool, can I-

Sandy: No way! I haven't tested it yet. With this, I'll win the Bikini Bottom Invention Competition!

(Squidward, walking by, hears all of this)

Squidward: Haha! That's pitiful! Of course my Coral Planter will win!

Spongebob: Coral Planter?

Sandy: Don't listen to him, he's just being silly.

Squidward: But- I-

Spongebob: We're meeting our friends from CN today. You're coming too.

Squidward: No way!

Sandy: Yes way!

Spongebob: Hoo-......way.

(Spongebob is riding on the reef cruiser to the CNverse)

Spongebob: Hey, Pat, do you think CN will be happy to see me?

Patrick: Yeah!! But they'll be more happy to see me.

Spongebob: Bahahahahahahaha!

(Pause)

Spongebob: Good one, Patrick.

(Spongebob and friends are in the CNVerse)

Plankton: You guys are... mm.. happy to see me?

Amethyst: (sarcastically) Yeah, totally.

Pearl: Well, the last time you came you almost combusted Bunsen.

Bunsen: True dat.

Plankton: So... you're excited to see me, then.

Steven: (facepalms) Oh, boy..

Patrick: Hey...

Mordecai: What?

Cosmo: Yeah, what is it?

Patrick: What is this?

Sandy: Hmm.. let me see- wait, NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT! IT'S MY NEW SHRINKING MACHINE THAT I HAVEN'T TESTED YET!!

(Patrick had already pressed the button)

Sandy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(They all shrink)

Enid: Great. Now we all shrunk because someone (stares at Patrick) couldn't keep their hands to themselves.

Muscle Man: Chill out, dude!! Maybe a bit of Youtube will help.

(Patrick is flipping through videos quickly)

Rigby: Um... dude I think you should stop going so fast.

Patrick: Whadd'ya mean? It's not like anything is gonna-

(A notification pops up saying: Internet is broken)

Rad: (inhales)

Poof: (exhales)

Garnet: You guys have left me no choice.

Plankton: To knock out the rest of the people here and join up with me? Because, I'm telling ya, that would be great. Just so you know.

(pause)

Garnet: No.

(They are travelling through a wire)

Peridot: AHHHHH! WHERE ARE WE GOING???????

Steven: The internet, I guess.

(static explosion)

Spongebob, We Shrunk Ourselves And Then Broke The Internet!

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(Updated version says July 24)