Ash Movie; A Thinkfully musical comedy (WWS film)/Transcript/Movie script

It our story begin
Ben Stiller as Narrator: Our Story begining... I think your story was musical comedy. Ha ha ha. - Our alright it story begining about the musicals., You can do about that? [William Benson appear on the movie].

William Benson: It story about one boy, was a body skin peach colour, and hair was light brown. Will about DiamoLotArtoc City and Diamond City. Okay, Let's get show own the musical-comedy. [start the curtain]

["The Movie in musical was begin" (tuned parody of opening song)]

"In 27 and 28"
Angel: Latime have a used fan the big guy soft of fog

Angel: Maybe with a choose in code it

Angel: How

Angel: We can plan in the song, it loved with other world.

Angels: (Yeah)

(Song tuned "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel)

Angels: (singing) Global Warmits. oil prices, Michael Vick. Al Gonzales, Lindsay's blow, Dennis saw a UFO.

Orbulon: It was our this song.

"The Mevaner Song"
Mevaner Hank: Our time was song in the baby.

(In time)

Baby Kid: (gaps); Huh.

Mevaner Hank (in baby): Oooh, Ow, (gragh), Oh, Eee, Oooh, Oof.

Baby Kid: What the hell happening you

Mevaner Hank (in baby): Humanity Kid. Humanity.

(Song used in "Miss Susie")

Mevaner Hank (in baby): (singing) months ago, it started. On this here very day. They handed me my top hat. And sent me on my way. My mission simple: To chronicle the here. From the moment I stepped out that door. I took it in the rear (farting). Global market meltdowns. A bailout by the fed. Fannie, Freddie, AIG, and Lehman crapped the... Bedlam in Afghanistan. The big three self destruct. Jesse Jackson threatened to cut off Obama's... Nut jobs made a Bigfoot. And Spitzer's friend turned tricks. Duchovny went to rehab. 'Cause he couldn't control his... Dick needed a kickstart, The U.S. needed gas, Harry showed the world his wand And Miley showed her..., Ask me any questions, I'll give it to ya straight. For your sake, kid. I sure do hope '09 ain't like '08. Barack defeated Johnny, So long to the far-right, Now McCain has many houses, But none of them are... White guys got passer, From Wasilla she was plucked, When the maverick tapped a hockey mom, The press said “What the...”, Truck bombs in Islamabad, Bill Gates up and it. Putin stuck his chest out, Told the Georgians to eat... Ships were seized by pirates Ike and Gustav hit, Johnnie's honey had a baby, But he said it wasn't his..., ...Tory's now littered, With more famines, floods, and wars. If there's one thing that I'm grateful for It's that this job's now yours! - yeah

Mevaner Hank (in baby): Uhh, kid?

(ding)

Mevaner Hank (in baby): Oh nuts! WOAAAAAAAAAH

(Song ends)

In over 10 year music was 8 and Fifth song
Ash: Are you really in 10 year over in music.

Penny Crygor: It know use about 10 year in music.

Ash: In over 10 year music was 8.

(Radio tuned "The Entertainer")

Penny Crygor: Uhh, you Really?

Ash: You sure, it fifth song.

"What a Song"
Jim Play; Dimonad City venice - in theater act

Choring: Jimmy Here was a long.

Jimmy T.: (spoken) That me

Choring: It's time to send you on your way. WIth he was dancing in smooth way, moves was dancing, Jim spying NSA!

Jimmy T.: (spoken) D-C-N-U-S-A

Choring: A Sequester and then a moves way...

Jimmy T.: (spoken) Jimmy was here was a smooth hit in party.

Choring: Smooth moving dancing, Jimmy Taylor. It Jimmy T Song, What a song!

Jimmy T.: (spoken) Do you hit around song..?, Hit start-Hit Start.

Jimmy T.: (singing) Right our song and dance smooth.

Choring: The pope said

Pope: "Arrivederci!"

Choring: We decided it's okay for boy and girl to wed!

Jimmy T.: (spoken) It's great smooth yo, This Party.

Choring: North west and then a royal baby

Jimmy T.: (spoken-sing): We really good to sing.

Choir Kids: AAAAAAAAAH

Choring: Phones and Harlem Shaking...

Woman: I got my twerin' in gear!

Grandmofa: Skank!

Bob: My empire grew bigger.

Madame Grandmea: I said - (beep)!

Choring: It Jimmy T song, what a song!

Jimmy T.: (singing) Hey, bro. up? a show up smooth. hit on. I for nation. Show it freestyle.

Choiring: Smooth Buster, Smooth Kid, Grand Theft Auto, And the fox,-

Woman: "Fa-kow!!!"

Choiring: Floond and- [Footage cylce: 2013 "What a year"] typhoons and twisters, they filed us all with dread and fear!

Choring: There was way more than we can even say. Now it's the song.

Jimmy T.: (spoken) It me

Choring (with Jimmy T. [singing]): It Jimmy T Song, what a song!

(Last song: The Jimmy T. Song: "What a Song!")

Jimmy T (spoken): ha ha. Thank you everyone. that in out.

Scene 15 - Sometimes in Love
Penny Crygor: Hey Boy

Ash: Hi Penny

Penny Crygor: Will hope marry this boy

Ash: Oh good, It hope way, I can you to love me.

Penny Crygor: Oh?

(Penny and Ash shared to love)

(they danced)

Penny Crygor: Do you such a merry, boy.

Ash: Hey of course, what's more merry? Me.

Penny Crygor: Ohh, thanks, Boy. You see me the time?

Ash: Who knows? Every more than I am. I think you are very romantic than you are.

Penny Crygor: That was very nice.

Ash: So, what do you?

Penny Crygor: I'd love to, boy.

Ash and Penny (giggled in love)

[song; Sometimes in love]

Ash: (singing) So time is the problem love in, Just it one proper love. Think about it, Every time I think about it, Can't think who that love.

Penny Crygor: (singing) You'll be love will it take to this love us. I Sure to love us member to do.

Ash: (singing) This love about in the time with any other.

Penny Crygor: (singing) This love in the time with any other.

Penny Crygor and Ash: (singing) Sometimes in Love.

Ash: (singing) When good, and fell in love.

Penny Crygor and Ash: (singing) Sometimes in Love.

Penny Crygor: (singing) And coming one. That be done because love.

Penny Crygor and Ash: (singing) Sometime is you fell in love, Felling about this thinking of love.

Ash: (singing) Sometimes our think your love

Penny Crygor (singing): Some time you love

Penny Crygor and Ash: (singing) Sometime's you fell in love with us. Sometimes was fell in love with us.

(Last song: Sometimes in Love)

Penny Crygor and Ash: [shared love]

Marraige, No Problem?
Ash (run for who Penny)

Ash: Hrm!

Penny Crygor: AAH!

Ash: AAAH!

Ash: (got a use) (Penny gasps)

Penny Crygor: Is It your-

Ash: (sigh) Wowoh.

Penny Crygor: Oh (conated Ash)

Penny Crygor: Hi there boy, you have be think.

Ash: (love, what so.) Marriage, No Problem?

Ash (reach in one hand have for Penny)

[Penny and Ash for love]

Penny Crygor: Oh, I think for Ash. I have just the thing!

Ash: Oh. (simple love)

Penny Crygor: This will give your ring the probiotic it needs! (Special ring)

Ash: (thorat) I think for have some Engaged. Somehow?

Ash: (down on one knee) Will you do the honor. it well.

Ash: and the ask your hand, it sometime was well. (Ash is one hand with Penny - Ash Puproses Penny)

Ash: Penny, will you marry me?

Penny Crygor: I will. Oh. Yes!

Ash: Hmah ha!

[Penny Crygor and Ash shared in love for marriage]

This not ending
[Meanwhile and Wheatever]

Eric Vancel: URGH! This was not ending!

Rob: Maybe, How?

Eric Vancel: (Gaps) How you?

Officerical-cal boi: Sometime it how, This boy just engaged to his girlfriend Penny! and for their Wedding. [post for Ash and Penny are got married]

Eric Vancel: (thinkfully) Hmm? This is the day my life.

Rob: Maybe how what could to us... This Latop

(open on used Latop)

Ash: (onscreen used Latop): I'll take for marriage for coming.

Penny Crygor: (onscreen used Latop): Ash, I Never Thought You'd Ask!

(off used Latop)

Andrew Adam: Hey, Hold up!

(Rob mysteron conted)

Rob: Hi, maybe what cares?

The Fight and The Chase
Rob and Eric: (Gasp) What?

Rob: No you kidding.

Mike: Wow, you Great.

Penny Crygor: Thank you.

Officer-cal boi: Are you two under arrest. and for proding, underexpected promission.

Rob: Oh really. You get unexpected?

(Woop)

Officerical-cal boi: Hey, you!

Officerical-cal boi: Back away my boy!

Ash: I Suposed for this friend of girl.

Penny Crygor: Ash

Eric Vancel: You couldn’t just go back your homin and leave well enough alone.

Rob: Get that

(Rob's Soliders shows up)

Ash: Now

Rob's Soliders: HAH [war fight time]

9-Volt: HA! (beating Solider and Scaream)

18-Volt: (fighting Solider)

Dribble: On it

Spitz: On it

(Dribble and Spitz fight Solider)

Dribble and Spitz: HA, I beating Solider.

Young Cricket: Take on hit.

Ron's Soliders: (Gaps)

Young Cricket: Hi-ya!

(Rob's Soliders is beatin)

Penny Crygor: You Do?

Ash: On it.

Penny and Ash: HA (Kick and Punch: Rob's Solider)

Rob's Solider (runs for)

5-Volt: (angry scare)

Rob's Solider: (screams)

Ashley: I magic

Rob's Solider: (gaps)

(POOF: Rob's Solider to away)

Kat and Ana: GO TIME

Kat: Hi-yah (Punch and Solider's away: Rob's Solider [scream])

Ana: Hi-yah (Punch and Solider's away: Rob's Solider [scream])

Orbulon: It On Now. AAH-OOHA

Rob's Solider: (Gaps) (It got away)

(Fighting Rob's Solider's later)

Mike: You come to- LA-LA-LA-LAAA

(Rob's Solider was got away)

Ash: Nice Away.

(Short later)

Rob: Eric. You ruined! I Have of last to me?

Ash and Mike: No.

Rob: Not last to me!

Mike: You Bad Rob

Rob: I Guess, It all.

[Fighting Rob]

Rob: AH!

Ash: (fights Rob)

Rob: Now show to me, and i Used to Crack!

[Ash fight-and-attack Rob]

Penny Crygor: Wait Stop. [Stop fight in Ash and Rob] Ash.

Ash: Penny

Rob: Crygor, Use our get so well.

Dr. Crygor: I Guess, what it?

Rob: You shall all in a tragic accident caused by a defective Latomputer! That will overheat, then explode, setting off bombs!

Ash and Penny: (Gaps)

9-Volt, 18-Volt and 5-Volt: (Gaps)

Ashley: Hmm?

Dr. Crygor: and Mike: (Gasp)

Young Cricket: (Gasp)

Kat and Ana: (Gasp)

Andrew Adam: (Gasp)

Danisel: (Gasp) What.

Mona: (Gasp)

Rob: Power on!

Computer-offscreen-voice: Nothing!

Rob: Power on!

Computer-offscreen-voice: No-

Rob: Power on!

Computer-offscreen-voice: DIE!

Rob: (Gasp)

* BOOM*

Rob: [thud], Oh... He bombed!

Ash: That away, Rob!

Rob: Oh get?

Penny Crygor: That sure i was it

Rob: UUGGHARGH

Rob: I... was... incredible only my soon?

Ash: I wonder for you.

Eric Vancel: Rob! (It away)

Ash and Mike: Rob?

Rob: [growls] I Told you, You Can not stop us. and you trying us that but.

[Shot Rob] - [Rob lies]

Matt: NOT BIG SURPRISE!

(Ash and Penny are happy friends [huged])

Dr. Crygor: There no lies about you!

Mike: It lies Rob, He was lying.

9-Volt: It so... Rob got bomed and lies.

18-Volt: I Finally move.

Kat: This once good that Rob got bomed and lies., Right Ana

Ana: Rob got bomed and lies.

Orbulon: What all came here, now them cause will to homin'

Young Cricket: That's hited Rob.

Dribble: It Always, Rob. (sigh) It what you are, Right Spitz

Spitz: I Never hope you, Rob.

[The Chase]

Eric Vancel: I Thought me now (laugh)

(Alarm)

Mona: (Gaps) Oh Shaft! It's Emercy!

Andrew Adam: Quick! Get out here!

(Everyone runs)

(Sci-con Rob *BOOM*)

Penny: Nice Good! It Sci-com Rob is Boomed! We Escape!

Ash: Nice, Escape!

9-Volt, 18-Volt and 5-Volt: Yes!

Danisel: WOOH. Nice!

Kat and Ana: Yay

Mona: Yes, Yes! It's over it.

Young Cricket: Yes! It is Over it.

Dr. Crygor: So was Sci-com Rob got Boomed!

Mike: Yes!

Victor: Oh God! It Boom of Sci-com Rob!, Right Brad

Brad: It Boom of Sci-com Rob!

Alan Jones: (back to normal) It's over. It finally over

(BFDI Crowds)

Alan Jones: It is over. OOH?

[After all]

Ash: How to you get Married, Penny?

Penny: This Boy is Getting Married.

Ash: Sure I, Penny.

Dr. Crygor: That is so sweet togheter

Mike: Glad to See You, This Boy will Married Penny! And to celebrate, We Will Tosoonary. How Would You Like That!

Penny Crygor: That would be Mike! How about you marry this Boy.

Ash: Okay

[Eric Condited]

Eric Vancel: You Ruin, just Rob! It trying to some one these on that, Get that Now!

Soliders: AAAAAH

Ash: Stop, Stop, Stop. Are you really.

Soilder: Hmmm

Ash: How You Guys! Do you want to it!

Brad and Victor: Why it That?.

Mevaner Hank: What is Who?

(I'll you partner)

Penny Crygor: You Do? Than shown that.

It Show over and "Led was Homin Time"
Ash: Thank to you Partners, will hope to us.

Brad: Are you sure about this.

Victor: After us to you?.

Dr. Crygor: I'm sure what you guys to do here, but other than most of us come out of nowhere and make in, won't walk.

Ash: You wan't it?

Penny Crygor: Okay.

Penny Crygor, Ash and Mike: Hold up!

Mevaner Hank: Wait. or else

Eric Vancel: What else, What he.

Penny Crygor: You must come to wide.

Eric Vancel: You Come on are kidding?

Andrew Adam: and Hold up too!

Mevaner Hank: What you nothing else?

Mike: It Us, tell us and these guys to go home!

Solider: Awwww

Solider #2: All right. come with me.

(Soliders leaves over)

Mevaner Hank: I'm gonna go

(Mevaner Hank leaving this set)

Brad: I gonna go it, Victor.

Victor: Yeah you gonna go it, Brad.

(Brad and Victor leaving this set)

Eric Vancel: What? You are got to kidding.

Eric Vancel: Brad, Victor, You Cowards. You ever how to be. (gaps)

Brad and Victor: (angrly)

Eric Vancel: hehehehe?

Brad and Victor: (slaped Eric)

Eric Vancel: Oh. Owah.

Eric Vancel: [Sobbing] No.

Brad: It wanna to size. (Brad leave in set)

Victor: Yeah it do. (Victor leave in set)

Penny Crygor: It is over.

Andrew Adam: Good it over.

Mike: It is Finally Over.

[Became our Friendship]

Lulu: Andrew hey

Andrew Adam: It me ours and Lulu.

Lulu: You Need a became a friends

(Andrew Adam and Lulu are Friendship)

Penny Crygor: So happy to here.

Ash: It so was sure, Penny.

Mike: Maybe i should to song.

Penny Crygor: Yeah i know, It our time finalend song. Right or else?

("Led was Homin Time" song)

Penny Crygor: (Singing) Led was Homin Time! A bring to homin, a friends and pals! Who friendinpals.

Ash: (singing) Led was Homin Time, Will be a time! A time to will! Who's friend in coming one!

Penny Crygor and Ash: (singing) A Bond, That cannot be undone because-

Cast: (singing) Led was Homin Time! A bring to homin, a friends and pals! I Said Led was Homin Time!

Cast and Andrew Adam: (singing) You're starting a life and making days

Cast: (singing) - For Us!

Ben Vincent (singing song): Led was Homin Time! Who it to bring, a smart to fantastic! Will be a good! A Well, that you about be about.

Ben Vincent (singing song) and Choring: Led was Homin Time! A bring to homin, a friends and pals! I Said Led was Homin Time! Who it to bring and smart to fantastic! For us!

Ash and Penny Married
Dr. Crygor: Penny and Ash, do you be the love, every this will you take, The boy will marry the granddaughter.

Penny Crygor: Grandpa

Dr. Crygor: hmm, Wow yeah, Nice that, My Granddaugter was it wedding dress. so anyway?

Ben Stiller as Narrator: So it was, Penny and Boy got married. You Do? Then for time See You Getting Married! And to celebrate, We Will good.

Patton Oswalt as Narrator: "There Finally Getting Married"

(Ash Hands with Penny for Wed)

Ben Stiller as Narrator: Ahh, That was romantic and beautyful, It Marriage.

Patton Oswalt as Narrator: Yes, so it?

Saltavion Priest: Do you Ash, take Penny, to be Lovful Wedded Wife, To the boy; Ash. who think it love the girl; Penny.

Ash: I Do

Saltavion Priest: Do you Penny, take Ash, to be Lovful Wedded Husband. i think for the boy. To Penny who it love Ash.

Penny Crygor: I Do

Saltavion Priest: May Have think sometime one that all. Oh that forgot that, The Rings, please?

(Seconds later)

(Penny's finger have the ring)

(Ash's finger have the ring)

Saltavion Priest: Then the power vested in me, May thinkfully you want. And i Now Promance You, This Boy and Girl. uhh, i think for husband and wife or-for Man and Wife.

Saltavion Priest: Okay i think, You May, so anyway? You May Kiss the Bride.

(They Kissed)

[it sometimes use]

Orbulon: Give in Wedding Photo

Oswald Benepatson: Oh i think, this good.