House of Mouse: You Can't Stop The Beat!

Minnie Mouse: You cant stop an avalanche   As it races down the hill   You can try to stop the seasons, girl  But ya know you never will   And you can try to stop my dancin' feet  But i just cannot stand still   'Cause the world keeps spinning  'Round and 'round And my heart's keeping time  To the speed of sound  I was lost til i heard the drums  Then i found my way 

Minnie and Mickey Mouse: Cause you can't stop the beat  'Ever since this old world began   A woman found out if she shook it  <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">She could shake up a man   <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it   <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">The best that i can today  <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">'Cause you cant stop   <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">The motion of the ocean   <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Or the sun in the sky <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">You can wonder if you wanna <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">But i never ask why <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">  <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">And if you try to hold me down   <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">I'm gonna spit in your eye and say  <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">That you cant stop the beat! ' <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">(Penny appears onstage transformed into a hot teenage tigress.)

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Minnie Mouse: What do ya' have to say, Penny?

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Penny: I am now a checkerboard chick! ''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">You can't stop a river  <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">As it rushes to the sea  <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">You can try and stop the hands of time  <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">But ya know it just can't be  <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">And if they try to stop us, seaweed,  <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">I'll call the n - double-a - ñ - p! <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">'Cause the world keeps spinning   <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">'Round and 'round. ''

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Seaweed: 'Round and 'round

Penny Gadget: ''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">And my heart's keeping time

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">To the speed of sound ''

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Seaweed: ''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Speed of sound ''

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Penny Gadget: '' <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">I was lost till i heard the drums

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Then i found my way ''

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Penny Gadget and Seaweed: ''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">'Cause you can't stop the beat ''

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Penny Gadget, Seaweed, Minnie, and Mickey Mouse: '<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Ever since we first saw the light

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">A man and woman liked to shake it

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">On a saturday night

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">With all my might today

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">'Cause you cant stop

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">The motion of the ocean

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Or the rain from above

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">They can try to stop the paradise

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">We're dreaming of

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">But they cannot stop the rhythm

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Of two hearts in love to stay

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">'Cause you cant stop the beat! '

Krusty:  Minnie <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">, I have a little something <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">I'd like to add, if you don't mind. ''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">You cant stop my happiness <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">'Cause i like the way i am <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">And you just can't stop my knife and fork <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">When i see a christmas ham <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">So if you don't like the way i look <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Well, i |ust don't give a damn! ''

Krusty and Ensemble: ''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">'Cause the world keeps spinning

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">'Round and 'round

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">And my heart's keeping time

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">To the speed of sound

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">I was lost til i heard the drums

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Then i found my way ''

Krusty, Xena, and Ensemble: ' <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">'Cause you cant stop the beat <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Ever since this old world began <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">A woman found out if she shook it <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">She could shake up a man <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">The best that i can today <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">'Cause you cant stop <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">The motion of the ocean <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Or the sun in the sky <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">You can wonder if you wanna <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">But i never ask why <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">And if you try to hold me down <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">I'm gonna spit in your eye and say <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">That you cant stop the beat! '

Krusty: Xena<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">, be a dear and get me my <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">oxygen... NOW!

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Maria: (to Xena) <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Step aside, Miss Buttercup... it's  <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">time to wrap this mutha' up! ''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Oh, oh, oh,

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">You can't stop today ''

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Ensemble: ''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">...No! ''

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Maria: ''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">As it comes speeding down the track ''

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Ensemble: ''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Oîí îîí îîí, child, yes ''

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Maria: <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Child, yesterday is hist'ry 

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Ensemble: ''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Be gone! ''

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Maria: ''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">And it's never coming back ''

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Ensemble:  ''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Look ahead ''

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Maria and Ensemble: ''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">'Cause tomorrow is a brand new day ''

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Maria: ''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">And it don't know white from black ''

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Ensemble: ''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Yeah! ''

<p style="text-align:start;"><span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Maria and Ensemble: '<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">'Cause the world keeps spinning

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">'Round and 'round

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">And my heart's keeping time

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">To the speed of sound

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">I was lost til i heard the drums

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Then i found my way

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">'Cause you cant stop the beat '

<p style="text-align:start;"><span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Everyone in the House of Mouse:   '<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Ever since we first saw the light <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">A man and woman liked to shake it <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">On a saturday night <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">With all my might today <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">'Cause you can't stop <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">The motion of the ocean <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Or the rain from above <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">They can try to stop ths paradise <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">We're dreaming of <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">But you cannot stop the rhythm <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Of two hearts in love to stay <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">You can't stop the beat! '

'<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Aah, aah, aah

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Aah, aah, aah

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Aah, aah, aah '

''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Come on, you von Tussles

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Go on, shake your fanny muscles ''

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Velma and Amber: <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">We can't! 

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">All: ''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Yes, you can! ''

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Velma and Amber: <span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">No, we can't! 

All:  ''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Yes, you can! ''

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Velma and Amber: ''<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Yes, we can...!!! ''

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">All: '<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">You can't stop the beat '

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Velma and Amber: '<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Ever since we first saw the sun

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">It seems von tussle girls are always

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Tryin' to please someone

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">But now we're gonna shake and shimmy it

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">And have some fun

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Today! '

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">All: '<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">'Cause you can't stop

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">The motion of the ocean

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Or the rain from above

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">They can try to stop the paradise

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">We're dreaming of

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">But you cannot stop the rhythm

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">Of two hearts in love to stay

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">'Cause you can't stop the beat!

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">You can't stop the beat!!

<span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica;text-align:-webkit-center;">You can't stop the beat!!! '

Mickey Mouse: You can't stop the beat!

Donald Duck: Bravo!

Goofy: Bravo!!

Velma and Amber: Thank you for using our song from Hairspray, Mickey.

The heroes and villains dance and sing to the reprise of You Can't Stop The Beat.

Pete: I hate this song...!

The end.