Japanese Vocal Synth Figure Panic

Hatsune Miku: I know this might be painful, but--

Cocorobo: 日本は危機に瀕している! (Nihon wa kiki ni hin shi te iru!)

Megurine Luka: Cocorobo said that Japan is in danger.

VY1 Mizki: Danger?! I can't stand watching it!

(Gumi gasps with most other Japanese Vocal Synth Figures screaming)

Kamui Gakupo: Did one of you say danger? Oh, my Lord of the Eggplants, I shall get my blade sharpened.

VY2 Yūma: Might just have to do the same with mine.

Miku: Oh, Luka, that's what I was going to say.

Luka: I know, Miku, it's a pity the Japanese humans got distraught when the environmental status got too high.

Miku: Since the beginning of 2022?

Luka: Terribly...

Teto Kasane: That seems potentially wicked! I must get my old friends together; some have already fallen into panic.

Luna Amane: Ugh, Code Sakura, I'm starting to suffocate in that connection!

Gumi Megpoid: Poor Lunane, I'll get you out of here.

Sasara Satou: Get away, everybody! I'm losing my mind and our land is getting worse!

KAITO: Calm down, Sasara, I have one question to ask you; has every Japanese citizen got each home of their own? My family house must be in somewhere and thankfully, it is never damaged.

Maki Tsurumaki: So not everything in Japan is damaged by this year?

Akikoloid-chan: I hope the Lawson Blue Convenience Store isn't broken.

Nana Macne: This is not good. My family and I must plant as many apple trees as we can! *all other members of the Macne Family agreeing at once*

Momo Momone: All I heard of is such a mess! I can't clean it all up by myself!

Momotaro Momone: Don't worry, sis, I can help you with my reinforcements.

Defoko: Guys, I want to tell you this one thing; North Korea's not attacking Japan with nuclear missiles, it's attacking the Pacific Ocean.

Koe Utane: Is that where the pink and yellow mermaids live?