Eustace's Trailer/Transcripts

[Episode starts at the Bagge farm, we then pan to Courage who is digging a hole looking for something, he finds a spatula.]

Courage: Yay!

[Courage puts a spatula in the box and starts digging. He finds old-fashioned camera and puts it in the box. He then walks back to the farm house carrying a box.]

[We then cut to the inside of the Bagge farm where Muriel watching a TV.]

TV Announcer: The "Itchy & Scratch Show" marathon!

[Courage then enters the house with a box. He shows a spatula and pot to Muriel.]

Muriel: You're quite the gentleman, Courage.

[Muriel then cleans the pot. Eustace comes down the stairs with a bunch of stuff.]

Eustace: Stupid dog always brings a garbage to my house. One glorious week just for me, Muriel and the dog.

[Johnny Bravo enters the house.]

Johnny: [seeing Muriel] Oh, Mama! Hey, babe.

Muriel: You must be Johnny Bravo.

Eustace: Get away from my wife. Johnny, would you get and stop ruining my vacation?!

Johnny: Vacation?

[Eustace puts his case and sack in his trailer looks like Ma's.]

Johnny: Where are you going on your vacation, Eustace?

Eustace: If you must know, I'm going to Jellostone National Park. [A cloud appears and shows the sign that says "Welcome to Jellostone National Park. A Restful Retreat.". Imagination Courage and Johnny appear] It have a mountain, a forest and a lake. [The cloud pops and Imagination Courage and Johnny come out small. Eustace grabs them.] And Muriel, Courage and I'm going alone. [smacks the mini Courage and Johnny together and the mini Courage runs up to Courage.]

Johnny: I know! [quickly runs back with a different outfit and a case] I will come along, and we can all be alone together.

Eustace: Oh, no, you're not messing up my vacation. [picks up Johnny's case and slams it on him] Now beat it! Hey, stupid dog. If you don't get moving, I'm gonna leave you home alone.

Johnny: [pops out of the case] Oh, I'll help you pack.

Eustace: No way, you will just break... [But Johnny didn't break anything. He got Eustace's stuff packed.] ...everything? [impressed] Oh.

Johnny: [points at the ramp] A ramp. [he pulls it out.]

[Suddenly, the trailer rolls away.]

Eustace: NOOO!

[Eustace runs off after his trailer and pushes Johnny over. Eustace then stops and watches the trailer roll off. Muriel and Courage shows up and watch it too. The trailer drives off though traffic, then it hits a sign that says "Bridge Out". The trailer then drives through two rings of fire and passes by an octopus' arm. Courage, Muriel, and Eustace worry that the trailer would crash until it finally stops.]

Courage, Muriel, and Eustace: Phew.

[But as soon as they are relieved that the trailer stopped, a wrecking ball smashes the trailer, causing it to explode. Muriel gasps in shock and Courage whines in shock. Eustace becomes utter shocked that his trailer is destroyed thanks to Johnny. Now without it, he can't camp in Jellostone National Park.]

Johnny: You could buff that out.

[Eustace gets angry.]

Eustace: [to Johnny] How could?!... Why would?!... [stutters] I can't believe it! [Eustace has angered out words until he turns sad. A tire is on fire and starts wheeling towards Courage, Muriel, and Eustace.] Without my trailer, I'll never camp in Jellostone National Park now.

[Eustace then walks to the farmhouse and bangs his head on the door to open it. Eustace then enters the house all sad and closes the door, now that his chances of entering Jellostone National Park are shattered. Muriel and Courage feel sad while Johnny feels ashamed of himself of what he have done: He ruined Eustace's hopes of going to Jellostone National Park. Johnny begins to feel bad for Eustace as he walks to the farm house.]

Johnny: What have I done?

Muriel: Oh. Poor Eustace.

[Courage gets an idea.]

Johnny: You have an idea, Courage? What's that like?

[Inside the farm house, Eustace is taking a nap. He is still angry at Johnny for ruining his vacation.]

Eustace: Johnny Bravo. He oughta be locked up. Throw away the key and then... [snores] Locked up and throw him away.

[Pops' diner]

Pops: Johnny, I have a old windbreaker mobile home that I keep out of the dangerous steep cliff. Muriel, I let you had it for the camping trip.

Courage: Yay!

Muriel: Courage, we're getting another trailer.

[We then cut to Courage, Muriel, Johnny and Pops climbing up a hill where a trailer on the dangerous edge of the cliff.]

Pops: There she is. Is she pretty?

Carl: Sure is.

[Courage looks at the cliff and gulps]

Johnny: Aren't you gonna show us around?

Pops: Don't think so. Courage, Muriel, take a look and don't make a sudden move.

Muriel: We won't.

Courage: I just can't wait to see this.

[We then cut to the inside of Horst's trailer.]

Muriel: It's a picture of Eustace's dead brother Horst.

Pops: Horst once owned his mobile home long ago.

Muriel: We take it.

[Muriel, Johnny, Carl and Pops pull the trailer with the rope.]

[Back in the Bagge farm house, Eustace dreams that when he trying to share a trailer with Horst.]

Young Eustace: Can I sleep in your trailer?

Horst: No.

Young Eustace: Please Big Brother.

Horst: No.

Young Eustace: Oh, come on. You sure I hate sleeping in the igloo.

Horst: Of course you can't because you're not Man Enough to Handle Big Bob. Good night, Useless. (laughs)

[Horst closes a door]

Young Eustace: I'm not Useless. I'm Eustace! (starts crying)

[Eustace wakes up from his sleep. He is now in the trailer.]

Eustace: What? How did I get here? [Courage tries to explain, but Eustace covers Courage's mouth] Actually, I don't care. [leaves to get out] Goodbye, stupid d-- [Just as Eustace was about to leave, he falls out of the door. Eustace quickly gets back inside Horst's trailer. Courage holds a walkie-talkie and Eustace grabs it] Muriel, why that dog brought... [screaming] ...another trailer?!

[Muriel is driving Eustace's truck]

Muriel: Because Pops gave it to us.

Eustace: Okay. That's a photo of my dead brother Horst.

Muriel: (on walkie-talkie) Pops said Horst owned this trailer long ago. It was missing since your brother died. Pops found it.

[Courage looks at the answering machine.]

Eustace: We ain't got any answering machine. I have to hear what Horst got calls.

[Eustace checks Horst's answering machine.]

Answering machine: [electronic voice] You have 24 messages. [Eustace's voice] Horst? Where's the box full of money? (Beep) Where's the key to the box? Money, money! (Beep) Where's the map to the Gold Hat, Horst? (Beep) Pick up the phone, big brother! Stupid answering machine!

Eustace: What? I've been trying to call Horst after he died? Better check his outgoing message.

Answering Machine: [Horst's voice] You reached Horst Bagge. When ya hear the beep, start talkin'. But don't tell my brother Eustace.

Eustace: Muriel, I'm hungry!

Muriel: (on walkie-talkie) We're far away from Burgers Really Cheap. Are you call pizza?

Eustace: [dials number] Hello? Pizza Boy? I have a pizza with medium pepperoni with double cheese. What's... huh? Delivery or pickup? Yes, I want to pickup. Be right there.

[Muriel stops a truck at Pizza Boy. Eustace runs in, takes a pizza box and runs back in Horst's trailer. Muriel drives away.]

[Back in the present, Eustace is crying because Horst didn't share his trailer.]

Muriel: Poor Eustace.

Eustace: I can't believe Horst won't let me sleep in his trailer.

Courage: Master.

Eustace: Get lost. [kicks Courage. The crash is heard and Courage yelps] My brother's trailer was missing since he died. We're on the road trip.

Muriel: Road trip?

[Courage walks in with the pottery in his head. He gets it off.]

Courage: Road trip?

[Eustace puts a leash on Courage. He closes a front door and locks it. Eustace, Muriel and Courage hop on in Eustace's truck. They fasten a seat belts. Eustace starts his truck and charges. We then cut to the map, where Eustace's truck leaving the Bagge farm and passing a signpost saying "Now Leaving Nowhere". It stops at the gas station. Eustace refills a gas tank of his truck. Muriel and Courage are needing to use the bathroom.]

Muriel: Courage, we need to go to the bathroom.

Courage: Mhm!

[Courage and Muriel rush to the restroom. Later, they come out.]

Muriel: Oh what a relief.

[Courage and Muriel hop on Eustace's truck. Eustace jumps in and drives away. We then cut to the map, where Eustace's truck heading for the hometown of Johnny Bravo. Courage, Muriel and Eustace arrive at Pops' diner.]

Johnny: [seeing Muriel] Oh, Mama! Hey, babe.

Muriel: You must be Johnny Bravo.

Eustace: Get away from my wife. [to Pops] Do you know whose trailer you got? It's Horst.

Pops: Horst? Your brother was dead. I found his missing mobile home on the dangerous edge of the cliff. I rented it.

Courage: Huh?

[We then cut to Eustace taking Muriel, Courage, Johnny and Pops to Horst's trailer.]

Pops: There she is.

[Courage looks at the cliff and gulps]

[Eustace celebrates]

Eustace: Woo-hoo!

Pops: Here's a key, Eustace. It's under the doormat. Take a look. Don't make a sudden move.

Muriel: We won't.

Courage: I just can't wait to see this.

[We then cut to the inside of Horst's trailer.]

Courage, Eustace and Muriel: Oh!

Eustace: A living room, kitchen set, bathroom and bedroom set. Ha ha ha ha ha! I can sit on Horst's chair. I'll watch his TV!

[Courage looks at the answering machine.]

Muriel: Courage, look at Horst's answering machine.

Eustace: We ain't got any answering machine. I have to hear what Horst got calls.

[Eustace checks Horst's answering machine.]

Answering machine: [electronic voice] You have 24 messages. [Eustace's voice] Horst? Where's the box full of money? (Beep) Where's the key to the box? Money, money! (Beep) Where's the map to the Gold Hat, Horst? (Beep) Pick up the phone, big brother! Stupid answering machine!

Muriel: Eustace, You're been trying to call Horst.

Eustace: Odd. Better check his outgoing message.

Answering Machine: [Horst's voice] You reached Horst Bagge. When ya hear the beep, start talkin'. But don't tell my brother Eustace.

Eustace: Let's hook up the trailer to my truck.

[Eustace, Muriel, Johnny, Carl and Pops pull the trailer with the rope. Eustace latches the trailer to his truck. Courage crutches his grumbling stomach. He runs to Horst's trailer to the bathroom.]

Pops: It's all yours, Eustace.

[Eustace drives his truck with Horst's trailer hitched. Courage opens the door to the sound of flushing. He falls out of the door.]

Courage: Yikes!

[Courage quickly gets back inside Horst's trailer.]

Courage: I know I'm not gonna like this.

[Courage sits at the table, watching a portable television.]

Muriel: Eustace, this bridge is old. Should we use the bridge next to it?

Eustace: Blah, blah, blah!

[Eustace drives his truck to a wobbly damaged bridge. A portable TV slides off due to the truck and the trailer on the bridge. The truck wobbles onto the bridge. Courage grabs a portable TV. The truck drives into a bump on the bridge, making Courage fall out a chair. The truck and the trailer are off the old bridge, which causes it to break.]

Eustace: I'm gonna show Horst. Jellostone National Park "Rest and Relaxation" and "a Restful Retreat". Perfect camping!

[Eustace parks his truck.]