The Coleman Family Into the Crossverse/Transcript

(At the construction site, Larry and his friends are doing work while chatting.)

Larry: Anyone want a beer after work?

Wyatt: You know I'm always up for a beer.

Jose: Si, me too.

Larry: How about you, Chen?

Chen: Yeah, I can grab a couple beers after work.

Larry: Great, the wife and kids will be out.

Chen: How did you get a free evening?

Larry: We're going to a school play.

Wyatt: Lucky you for dodging that.

Coleman Residence

(Larry comes home from the bar.)

Yolanda: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! WHY WERE YOU NOT AT THE SCHOOL PLAY?!

Larry: What are you talking about? I went for beer with the guys after work because you and the kids are gonna be out.

Yolanda: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH US, DUMMY! When I said the kids have a school play, that means you have to go too! Not go to have a good time with your buddies!

Larry: I'm sorry. I thought when you said the kids have a school play, I thought you meant you were taking the kids.

Yolanda: Why would I want to sit through that by myself? If I have to go, you have to go! Now, since you have a old time with your friends while I was sitting through some boring school play, I guess that means I got to go. Have a good time while you watch your children.

Larry: Uhhh...

Yolanda: You can just close your bottom lip right now. It's happening.

Larry; But Yolanda, I'm sorry.

Yolanda: Yeah, you are sorry. *walks away* Sorry ass.

Nancy Reagan School

(The students are eating lunch.)

Darrel: I want to go to the movies this weekend.

Calvin: Yeah, we could go see that, uh, new action movie!

Darius: Yeah, I wanna see that too!

Darrel: Let's to make it happen Saturday after noon. Who's in?

(All of them raise their hands, expect for Toshi.)

Darrel: Toshi, you wanna go?

Toshi: I want to, but my parents are making me go to some dinner with them. We have family visiting.

Darrel: I hear ya, man. Maybe next time.

Stuart, Rick, Elliott: *approaches the boys*

Stuart: Oh, look, it's the Nerd Herd.

Darrel: *rolls his eyes* What do you guys want?

Elliott: Oh, I'm sensing a little attitude, Coleman.

Darrel: I'm surprised you're sensing anything over the smell of your breath.

Elliott: You're gonna pay for that. *punches the table*

Mr. Stevens: Everything okay here, gentlemen?

Darius: Everything's great, Mr. Stevens. These three are just leaving.

Mr. Stevens: Very well. Keep moving, gentlemen.

Hallways

(The boys are walking down the hallways until they notice a poster of Earthling vs. Predator.)

Darrel: What is that? Is that a movie?

Ronny: It appears to be... *gasps in horror* A mockbuster.

Pablo: What's a mockbuster?

Ronny: A copy of media.

Pablo: Why are you so scared?

Ronny: Mockbusters are very disturbing.

Meanwhile

Anchorwoman: Local teenager reports mockbuster sighting. The mockbuster is unconfirmed at this time.

(A bullet hits the TV. We then see a cartoon crow wearing a fedora hat and a trench coat.)

Clint Crow: Earthling vs. Predator is confirmed. Time to watch Arkansas Smith. *inserts the DVD*

Werebbid: *barges into the room*

Clint Crow: *sighs in annoyance* Not now!

Werebbid: *in gibberish* The Police-Agency is... after us!

Clint Crow: Those fools. When will they learn? They will never catch Clint Crow!

Werebbid: *in gibberish* Also, this, uh, Ronny guy belongs to a black guy named Darrel Coleman.

Clint Crow: Isn't that a cooler?

Werebbid: *shakes his head, then shows Clint a picture of Darrel*

Clint Crow: He looks like just a kid. Why does it have to do with that?

Werebbid: *in gibberish* He's a popular athlete.

Clint Crow: Popular, eh? We'll see about this. *chuckles evilly*

Wyatt's Trailer

(Larry and the guys are drinking beer.)

Chen: There's nothing like a cold beer after a long day at work.

Wyatt: You got that right.

Larry: Today was a doozy. *drinks his beer* So, what are we going to do today?

Jose: We could shoot some pool.

Wyatt: I'm too tired to go out, we can just drink some beers and grill some meats.

Chen: Don't you have a dart board?

Wyatt: Yeah, I do.

Larry: Yeah, we can drink some beers, grill some meets, and throw some darts.

30 minutes later

(Larry, Chen, Jose and Wyatt are eating pizza and watching a NASCAR race.)

Jose: Well, that didn't go as planned.

Wyatt: We're still drinking beers and eating food, aren't we?

Larry: He's got a point. Any ideas?

Chen: I'm gonna have to get home before too long or I'm gonna be in the dog house.

Larry: What dog house?

Chen: My wife has been getting upset about me going so much after work.

Larry: Jose?

Jose: I told you I wanted to play pool.

Larry: Wyatt?

Wyatt: Fine. We can go play pool, I know Chen have to leave. Larry, you in?

Larry: I better head home too.

Larry and Chen: *leaves*

Wyatt: No farting in my truck.

Jose: I'll try my best, but no promises.

(As Larry drove down the road, he notices a sign saying "Ficville".)

Larry: *gets out of the car and walks over to the sign* WTF is Ficville? Wait. It means... a vacation.

Coleman Residence

(The family are having a meeting.)

Larry: Coleman family, we are going on vacation!

Yolanda: That's wonderful, Larry!

Lucille: Don't be too excited. We don't what he's taking us yet.

Larry: Now, now, be nice. Today, we are going to... *pulls out the sign* ...Ficville.

Colemans: What is Ficville?

Larry: It takes a long time to explain. So, pack up your things!

Bert: Okay, you heard him.