Lydia Deetz/Quotes


 * "Delia hates it."
 * "I could live here."
 * "Maybe you can relax in a haunted house, but I can't."
 * "Shh! They didn't commit suicide."
 * "I am alone."
 * "I am utterly alone."
 * "They don't wanna come down."
 * "I think the reason is, is that they were trying to scare you away, and you didn't get scared."
 * "My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room."
 * "Of course I can see you."
 * "Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual."
 * "Mr. and Mrs. Maitland? Hello? Where are you?"
 * "Of course they're dead. They're ghosts."
 * "Are you a ghost too?"
 * "Yeah."
 * "Yeah. Why were you guys creeping around in Delia's bedroom?"
 * "Stepmother. Anyway, you can't scare her. She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight."
 * "Are you the guys hiding out in the attic?"
 * "What do you look like under there?"
 * "I'm not scared of sheets. Are you gross under there? Are you Night of the Living Dead under there? Like all bloody veins and pus?"
 * "Living Dead. It's a movie."
 * "They wanted me to dissect a frog, I told them it was against my religion."
 * "I plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that's in this food."
 * "Ah B-Beetle!"
 * "Beetle... Breakfast... Orange... Liquid... Beetle Juice?"
 * "Your name's "Beetle Juice"?"
 * "Wait a minute... it was you, you were the snake."
 * "Wait... what am I worried about, Otho, you can't even change a tire."
 * "If you are real ghosts, you guys better get another routine because those sheets, they don't work."
 * "Sick! Sexual perversion! If you're going to do weird sexual stuff you ought to stay in your bedroom, okay?"
 * "Holy cow! No feet!"