The Sonic the Hedgehog Movie/Transcript

Full transcript of the 2008 film, Sonic the Hedgehog the Movie.

Opening
The film opens up with an introduction to the Pacific Ocean. Sonic then narrates.

Sonic: Long ago, there was an island we lived in. Peaceful and playful. No harm, no hurt. It was West Side Island. An island no one ever knew existed.

It shows West Side Island in its early days, as an peaceful island. It then involves into a barren dump island.

Sonic: And then, our world turned into a barren wasteland. No longer habitable, smoke, radiation, and terrible smells. REALLY terrible smells. Me and my friends had to evacuate this island to go to another land. The human land. But then, we found a boy that helped us, and we owed our life to.  SONIC THE HEDGEHOG   THE MOVIE 

Part 1: Meet Jeff
An alarm clock goes off. An boy punches it, and quickly gets up.

Mom: Jeff! Hurry up, you're gonna be late for school!

Jeff: Mom, I'm hurrying up, alright.

Jeff's Dad: Doesn't seem to me that you are hurrying up. It's 7:33 for crying out loud.

Jeff comes downstairs almost fully dressed.

Jeff: Also, Mom, Dad! Grandpa told me to come to his hou-

Jeff's Dad: GRANDPA?! Are you serious now, Jeff?

Jeff: What? What's wrong?

Jeff's Mom: Jeff, your grandpa is a bad influence on you.

Jeff's Dad: Last time we talked to him was at your fifth grade graduation.

Jeff: He's not a bad influence, he just likes science-y stuff.

Jeff's Mom: Jeff, just..please. Don't talk to him. He smokes a lot, plus, doesn't care about anybody's safety.

Jeff: Yeah, Mom, whatever. See ya guys later

Jeff's Dad: Bye Jeff.

Jeff walks to school, while listening to music. At school, he bumps into his bully, Devin.

Devin: Yo! What's your problem, Jeff?

Jeff: Oh uh, sorry Devin.

Devin: "Sowwy Devin, Sowwy!" That's all you ever say. Sorry, sorry sorry. You're such a wimp, you know that Balkiry.

Devin sees Jeff looking at his girlfriend, Stacy, talking to her friends.

Devin: You looking at Stacy?

Jeff: Uh, no. I was looking at, the wall, over there.

Devin: Listen Balkiry. You ever make eye contact with my girl, your dead.

Stacy walks up to Devin.

Stacy: Babe, let's go! Class is starting soon! Who you talking to?

Devin: No one. Just some wimp.

The school bell rings and Devin pushes Jeff. Jeff has had enough, so he slaps Devin.

Devin: What the hell?

Mr Richards: Balkiry! My office. NOW.

Stacy: Damn.

Devin: That's what you get, loser.

Area 51 Badnik Raid
In the Nevada desert, the camera zooms into Area 51, an US government secret facility. Chloe Sanchez: Mr. Mackerel.

Thomas Mackerel: What is it Chloe?

Chloe Sanchez: Our communication units have received an ship flying over the Nevada desert.

Thomas Mackerel: What flying ship?

Chloe Sanchez: A UFO type flying ship. You need to see it.

Sanchez brings Mackerel to the communications room, where they find very strong readings.

Soldier: Sir, now its flying over our facility.

The ship is shown crashing outside of the facility, nearly crushing some people.

The soldiers investigate the crashed ship and they open the door, holding their guns at it. An unknown mechanical robot attacks one of the soldiers and more come out of the ship, getting bigger and bigger. Thomas and Sanchez run.

Thomas Mackerel: This is Sargeant Thomas Mackerel! Get me military jet bombs! ' NOW! '

Chloe Sanchez: Aah! Thomas!

Soldier #1: Someone get me a reading on jet bombs!

The military jets are shown flying over Area 51, and drops bombs.

Soldier #2: Everybody GET OUT!

The soldiers evacute before the bombs drop on the badniks, destroying them. Everyone is relived.

Soldier #3: What the fuck happened?

Thomas Mackerel: I have no idea.

Chloe investigates the ship and finds something cold.

Soldier #3: Sanchez! Stay back!

Chloe Sanchez: I found something cold in here!

Five soldiers investigate the ship and pull out the cold thing. It is revealed to be Metal Sonic.

Soldier #2: What is this thing?

Soldier #4: I do not know.

Thomas Mackerel: Soldiers! Take the robot and put in a chamber, just in case if it is alive.

Chloe Sanchez: I found something else.

Thomas Mackerel: What is it?

Chloe Sanchez: This thing says, "Property of Dr. Robotnik"

Thomas Mackerel: Robotnik, huh?

Inside a meeting room, Mackerel makes a statement.

Mackerel: Everyone!

Mackerel: These robots were made by someone named "Dr. Robotnik." I don't care who this Robotnik guy is, but I want a full search party out for him. Two people killed, five badly injured. Wherever you are Robotnik, we are coming for you. So watch out.

Through a static camera, Dr. Robotnik is shown sitting on a chair.

Robotnik: Damn it! My robots got destroyed in three minutes! And god knows where Metal Sonic is.

He looks at the static again.

Robotnik: Heh. It doesn't matter, soon I will be ruling the world and nobody, I mean NOBODY will stop me. Not even Sonic the Hedgehog. Never in a million years.

Robotnik: I just need to send more badniks, and I'll be good.

Robotnik starts laughing as the screen zooms out from him. It cuts to a doorbell ringing.

Grandpa's Lab
Edward Balkiry: Coming!

The doorbell keeps ringing.

Edward: I SAID, I'M COMING! Damn.

Edward opens the door to find Jeff standing outside.

Jeff: Hi grandpa.

Edward: Jeff! Long time no see! Hey, come into my lab, I need to show you something!

Edward walks Jeff down into his basement, latering revealing his lab.

Jeff: Your lab has improved a lot.

Edward: Yep! Imagine the electricity bills! It's torture…

Jeff: So what do you wanna show me?

Edward: Okay, so. I was using a metal detector while walking through the beach. And I found not one, not two. But THREE gem rocks!

Jeff: You mean emeralds?

Edward: Yes, emeralds, exactly what I said! They come in different colors. Pink, red, and green.

Jeff: What's so important about them?

Edward: Do you not get what I'm saying?!

Jeff: No, really, no.

Edward: If I sell these emeralds for a million dollars, I'll be rich. Wait, no. Sell all three of them for three million dollars, I'll be a millionaire, I can buy my own lamborghini, pay the rent, and even buy you a car, just like you always wanted!

Jeff: Grandpa, this is a bad idea.

Edward: What, why?!

Jeff: BECAUSE, you don't know where the gems, emeralds, rocks, whatever they are came from.

Edward: They came from the beach.

Jeff: Grandpa, grandpa. You may have found them on the beach, but you don't were they came from. They could be poisonous, they could radioactive or something like from Chernobyl, they can be dangerous!

Edward: Jeff, I've examined these for the past five hours, I can 100% guarantee you they are NOT poisonous.

Jeff: I can 98% guarantee you. I'm leaving, see you in a like a million years.

Edward: WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! Wait. One last thing.

Jeff: (sighs) What is it grandpa?