Bart Simpson at the Movie Theater transcript

Prologue: The New Theme Intro
Marge and Homer are at the grand piano in the living room.

Marge: [Playing On Piano Keys] Lisa never tells big lies

Homer: Krusty's out with banana cream pies

Marge: Bart's hanging out with the guys

Homer: but this time

it's a big mission

Bart: we're on a journey

Lisa: it's quite fantastic

Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa (except Maggie): it's The Grand Adventures of The Simpson Family.

Scene 1: The Simpson family's house/the living room
Bart is watching Pig Pen on the television screen.

Pig Pen: "Hey, kids of all ages, Pig Pen the Clown here, to give you the best entertainment of your entire lives, 1st up, here's Sideshow Mel to do a few back flips."

Sideshow Mel shows up onstage and does a few back flips.

Pig Pen: "Good, Sideshow Mel, very good."

Sideshow Mel: "Indeed, Pig Pen, I've always wanted to do those performances in honor of Krusty's memories."

Pig Pen: "And right now, here's Princess Penelope to do her signiature dance moves."

Penelope does all of her dance moves.

Pig Pen: "Splendid, Penelope, well done."

Penelope: "Well it seems that Krusty's watching over all of us from the skies of heaven right now."

Pig Pen: "Don't go away, 'cause we'll be right back, right after this commercial break."

Television Spot Announcer: "Coming to movie theaters everywhere, it's Planet of the Brain Dead III."

Bart: "Whoa, super thrilling!"

Television Spot Announcer: "Starring Ranier Wolfcastle as Baron Brain Dead."

Ranier/Baron Brain Dead: "Outta my way, street burglars, or face the wrath of Baron Brain Dead!"

Television Spot Announcer: "If you want action and thrilling journeys, you'll find all of it in Planet of the Brain Dead III, coming to a movie theater near your local city town."

Television Announcer: "And now, back to Pig Pen's Show."

Bart: "Whoa boy, Planet of the Brain Dead III, I gotta see that movie this evening."

Lisa: "Uh, Bart? I'm not sure if it's such a good idea."

Bart gets up from the sofa and Lisa and Maggie follow him right into the living room where Marge and Homer are sitting right at the dining room table.

Bart: "Mom, Dad, there's something I need to tell you guys about."

Homer: "Okay, Bart, go ahead and tell all of us."

Bart: "Well there's dinner at Krusty Burger, there's arcade video game playing and don't forget the premiere of Ranier Wolfcastle's new movie: Planet of the Brain Dead III."

Marge: "What?!? Planet of the Brain Dead III?!? oh, Bart, you won't be seeing that movie this evening, I know those Planet of the Brain Dead movies."

Flashback sequence........

Marge: "Now remember, those street burglars that Baron Brain Dead fights off are just young actors in costumes."

Lenny, who's dressed up as a street burglar startles Marge surprisingly.

Marge: EEEP!

Lenny: "You should've seen the looks on your face."

End flashback sequence.........

Marge: "I haven't seen Ranier Wolfcastle or any of his movies in months and years."

Homer: "And besides, Bart, that movie is rated PG 13 for parents strongly cautioned."

Marge: "And that means young kids can't see it without a parent or guardian for some reason."

Bart: "But, Mom, Dad, come on already, everybody in Springfield who matters is gonna see that movie, what am I supposed to do around here?"

Homer: "I think we have just the thing."

Later, while driving around on their way to the Aztec Theater.....

Marge: "What's a 9 letter word for non PG 13 fun and excitement? crossword."

The Simpson family's car stops right by the Aztec Theater.

Homer: "Now, Bart, we know that you know that we forbid you from seeing that movie."

Marge: "And we also know that you know that we can trust you."

Bart and Lisa walk right outta the car and all the way to the Aztec Theater.

Bart's Mirror Concience: "There's like, nothing you can do about it, Bart, parents forbidding something is truly important."

Bart, Milhouse, Ralph, Martin, Rod and Todd go right up to the ticket booth.

Jeremy: "Welcome to the Aztec Theater, what'll it be?"

Bart suddenly gets a sneaky look in his eyes.

Bart: "6 tickets for Planet of the Brain Dead III, please."

Jeremy: "Okay, here you go, enjoy the movie."

Milhouse: "Okay, thanks a bunch."

Seymour: "Finally, a movie I can see."

They all go inside the Aztec Theater and enjoy watching Planet of the Brain Dead III on the big screen while Bart's looking down doing his crossword puzzle books.

Street Burglar Number 1: "Finally, now's our chance to steal that golden vase."

Street Burglar Number 2: "Let's go in there right now."

Street Burglar Number 3: "What are we waiting for? let's grab it right away."

Street Burglar Number 4: "Let's go!"

The 4 street burglars are about to make off with the golden vase, but Ranier/Baron Brain Dead stops them in their tracks.

Ranier/Baron Brain Dead: "Outta my way, street burglars, or face the wrath of Baron Brain Dead!"

Street Burglar Number 1: "Oh crap, it's Baron Brain Dead!"

Ranier/Baron Brain Dead: "That is right, and I want you outta here and I will put that vase back where it belongs!"

Ranier/Baron Brain Dead begins fighting off the 4 street burglars and the police officers arrest them.

Ranier/Baron Brain Dead: "Finally, the city town is saved."

Bart: "Whoa, that was a super good movie."

Milhouse: "It sure was."

Later, Bart, Milhouse, Ralph, Martin, Rod, Todd and the other Springfield residents are now walking right outta the Aztec Theater.

Bart: "Well, at least I got my crossword puzzles finished, but Baron Brain Dead finally got rid of those street burglars, (he steps right off the sidewalk) hey, face the wrath of (he sees a very angry and disappointed looking Lisa, Maggie, Marge and Homer standing by) Baron Brain Dead?"

Homer: "Face the wrath of Baron Brain Dead? why that's just-"

Marge: "Bartholomew Jojo Simpson, did you just walk outta that Planet of the Brain Dead movie we've strictly forbidden you from seeing?"

Bart: "Uh, it wasn't my entire fault?"

Later, back home at the Simpson family's house….

Bart: "You guys, it's just not fair, everybody from school saw that Planet of the Brain Dead movie, I just felt like joining the entire gang."

Homer: "Bart, we're very disappointed with you when you fibbed in front of your mother and sisters, and you pushed it way too far with sneaking into that Planet of the Brain Dead movie we've never wanted you to see."

Marge: "And for that, you're grounded for another week."

Homer: "And video games and television?, forget about it."

Bart: "What?! you can't do that to me!"

Maggie: (removing her red pacifier from her mouth) "Too bad."

Lisa: "Mom and Dad are right, Bart, what you did wasn't a good idea."

Abe and Rita walk right over to the entire Simpson family in the living room.

Abe: "Hey, what's going on around here?"

Rita: "What just happened here?"

Homer: "Oh, Mom, Dad, I'm terribly sorry about Bart's behavior, but what he did was absolutely unacceptable."

Abe: "Oh it's not your entire fault, Homer, I'm pretty sure it was just a big mistake."

Bart: "Am I still allowed to go to school?"

Marge: "Yes, Bart, you still need to go to school.

Bart silently goes right upstairs to his bedroom.

Later that evening, everybody's now asleep.

The very next morning

Springfield Elementary School/Carol Berrera's classroom
Bart: "And here comes Baron Brain Dead fighting off every single super villain and street burglar in town!"

Bart: [Impersonates Kung-Fu Karate Grunts]

Milhouse: "Hey uh, Bart? you might wanna control yourself, Planet of the Brain Dead III was kind of last weeks news."

Bart: "Last week?"

Martin: "Didn't you play video games or watch television last week?"

Bart: "But, you guys, I got busted, I'm not allowed to play video games or watch television."

Sherri: "Oh my goodness,"

Terri: "This isn't a good situation."

Carol walks right into her classroom and takes her place at her desk.

Carol: "Good morning, students, I hope you all had a super good weekend, now I know that all of you realized what happened to Bart yesterday evening, so I decided I'd show a video documentary about being grounded for another week."

Carol turns on the DVD player and Henry Jones (replacing Troy McClure respectively) appears on the projector screen.

Henry: "Hi, I'm Henry Jones, you may remember me from films such as The Dragon King, The Good, The Bad and the Creepy and Super Spies 2, this documentary is about what it's like to be grounded for another week, today's guest we have is Alan Thompson, what got you grounded for another week, Alan?"

Alan: "Well, Mr. Jones, it all began when I used that snake in a jar prank on a certain student in the school cafeteria lunch room and my parents grounded me for another week and told me to forget about the sleepover and pizza party I was supposed to go to at Timothy's house this weekend."

Henry: "And there you have it, that's what it's like to be grounded for another week, so what got you ungrounded?"

Alan: "Apologizing to Felix about what I did to him and I went to the sleepover and pizza party on the next Saturday evening."

Henry: "Well that's all the time we have left for today, everybody, join us next time on The Facts of Your Entire Life."

Carol turns off the DVD player.

Carol: "So, students, what do you think about this being grounded documentary film we just watched?"

Milhouse: "It was super incredible and thrilling."

Bart: "That reminds me, I really shouldn't have gone out to see a PG 13 rated movie in the meantime, I promise that I won't ever do it again."

Milhouse: "Good thinking, Bart, how 'bout next weekend, I invite you over to my house for a sleepover and movie party? Deal?”

Bart: “Deal.”

Later in the Springfield Elementary School hallways...........

Armin: "Time to go back home to your separate houses, students."

Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph and the others get right back on the Springfield Elementary School bus.

Otto: "Not to worry about it, I'll get these super thrillin' kids back home safe and secure to their separate houses."

Otto drives the Springfield Elementary School students around on their way home to their separate house.

Back home at the Simpson family's house
Bart: "And so from now on, I solemnly swear that I'm never gonna see another PG 13 rated movie ever again."

Lisa: "Wow, Bart, you're really controlling yourself."

Marge: "We're very proud of you telling all of us about it right away."

Bart: "That's exactly right, and I promised Milhouse I'd come right over to his house for the sleepover and movie party."

Homer: "Good thinking, Bart, 'cause I don't ever wanna go through being grounded again."

Fade to another black screen........

Voice Cast Members Credits
Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Ralph Wiggum Nelson Muntz, Todd Flanders and Kearney Ziswich (voices)

Yeardey Smith as Lisa Simpson (voice)

Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson, Patty, Selma and Jackie Bouvier (voices)

Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Abe Simpson, Barney Gumble, Groundskeeper Willie, Itchy, Poochie, Snowball V, Santa’s Little Helper and Mayor Quimby (voices)

Pamela Hayden as Milhouse Van Houten, Rod Flanders, Jimbo Jones, Janie Powell and Agnes Flanders (voices)

Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Lenny Leonard, Armin Tamzarian, Timothy Lovejoy, Otto Mann, Kent Brockman, Rainier Wolfcastle/Baron Brain Dead, Scratchy and Julius Hibbert (voices)

Martin Sheen as Sargent Seymoure Skinner (voice)

Hank Azaria as Moe Syzslak, Clancy Wiggum, Carl Carlson, Comic Book Guy, Disco Stu, Kirk Van Houten, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon and Dr. Nick Rivera (voices)

Maggie Roswell as Luann Van Houten, Elizabeth Hoover and Helen Lovejoy (voices)

Tress MacNeille as Agnes Skinner, Lunch Lady Doris and Dolph Starbeam (voices)

Anika Noni Rose as Rita LaFleur Simpson (voice)

Ben Stiller as Pig Pen the Clown (voice)

Special Guest Voices Credits
Simon Pegg as Marvin Jefferson (voice)

Mindy Kaling as Bart's mirror concience (voice)

Jon Lovitz as Henry Jones (voice)