Adventure Time: The Movie/Trailer transcripts

Here are the trailer transcripts for the Cartoon Network's 2017 black comedy film, Adventure Time: The Hero of Ooo.

Teaser Trailer

 * (Shows MPAA Green Screen)
 * (Shows TimeWarner, Turner, Cartoon Network and Cartoon Network Studios logos, surrounding in space)
 * Finn: I wish... the Lich... never... even ever existed!
 * Farmworld Finn: What?
 * Title: ADVENTURE TIME: THE HERO OF OOO
 * Title: COMING SOON FROM CARTOON NETWORK.
 * Jake: I wish for- a sandwich!

Trailer #1

 * (Shows MPAA Green Screen)
 * Finn: I wish... the Lich... never... even ever existed!
 * (Shows Warner Bros. Pictures and Cartoon Network Movies logos)
 * (The scene flashes to New York City.)
 * Mars the Great: We've called an emergency weekend this weekend.
 * Adult Finn: I promised my girlfriend I'd take away the treehouse for profit this weekend, Sir.
 * Mars the Great: It has three days. We need to cut twenty percent.
 * Adult Finn: You promised these people good jobs on the Odysseus System!
 * Mars the Great: I thought you'd do anyhing for this company.
 * Title: CARTOON NETWORK presents
 * Adult Finn: Have a good time. (kisses Princess Bubblegum) What to do?
 * Title: AN ALL-NEW ADVENTURE
 * Jake the Dog: What to do indeed?
 * Adult Finn (shocked): Jake?
 * Title: WHAT TIME IS IT?
 * Jake the Dog: Finn!
 * Title: ADVENTURE TIME: THE HERO OF OOO
 * Title: COMING IN 2019.
 * (Shows Cartoon Network logo.)