The MeWes

The MeWes is NOT a movie, it's a BOOK created by Dr. Seuss.

This book for 9th graders will be released on January 1st, 2022.

Plot
The MeWes are allowed to eat the cud side down and the cud side up.

Poem
On the last day of Sunday to Saturday after winter, spring, summer, and fall, my friend, Jojo Siwa took me out to the wall.

For a while she stood silent.

Then the first words she said, with a very smart shake of her very smart head, “As you know, on this side of the Wall we are Whos and MeWes. We live in houses, cities and not to mention the trees.”

Then my friend said, “It’s high time that you knew of the very good thing that we do. In every house and in our tiny town, we chew the cud with the cud side down!"

But, as you know when we breakfast and sup, chew the cud,” Jojo said, “with the cud side up. That’s the right, honest way with my great blue heron Keith, so you can’t trust me who chews the cud underneath! Every MeWe must be watched! We have kinks in our soul! That’s why, as a youth, I made watching my goal, watching us for the MeWe-Watching Border Patrol!"

In those day, of course, the Wall wasn’t so high and I could look any friend square in the eye. Then after the battle we young and old, would sit down to a feast.

And we'll feast, And we'll feast! And we'll FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!

We will feast on Who-pudding, and rare Who-roast beast.

Which was something that I will stand in the least!

Quickly, they carefully trained a real smart dog named Daniel to serve as our country’s first gun-toting spaniel.

Then Daniel, the American Cocker Spaniel, and I marched back toward the Wall with our heads held up high while the MeWes let out farts and cheers filled the sky; “Go on! Chew the cud! Do it and die!”

But, just as I saw the MeWes shouting and farting like a speck,

Twenty big jungle monkeys climbed up my neck!

The 20 Wild Monkeys came shouting, “What rot!

This guy is waving to Whos who are not!

What a loud noise! And they shout out in glare!

And we’re going to stop all this nonsense! So there!”

They snatched my paper! They carried it off

To a lion-like (hyena-like, black-and-white, vulture-like) eagle named Vlad Vladikoff,

A mighty strong eagle, of very swift wing,

And they said, “Will you kindly get rid of this thing?”

And, before I could even speak,

That eagle flew off with my paper in his beak.

I tried to catch the eagle when my spirits were low, as low as I thought that they ever could go, when I heard a Boom-Bah! And a Diddle-dee-Dill! And our Mount Saint Helen's Band marched up over the Hill!

The Chief Walrus had sent them to meet me, along with the MeWe crowd ready to greet me.

They chanted: “Oh, be faithful! Chew the cud! Chew it right and splash in the sud! (AGAIN!)”

When Daniel barked loudly like a lion's ROAR!, I flew with the birds! TOO MUCH GALORE! Quickly, Vlad Vladikoff flew again and, as you may have guessed, I was downright despondent, disturbed, and depressed.

And I saw, just as soon as I crashed on land, so were all of the girls of the Mount Saint Helen's Band. The Chief Drum Majorette, Rocky-Ann Sue, said, “Vlad Vladikoff took flight with the paper that he flew. But the Chief Walrus from the zoo has been looking for you!”

Quickly, I have my dog, and I ran WILDLY with the 2nd animal. the warthog!

BUT, They’ve thought up a gadget that’s Newer than New. It is filled with mysterious Moo-Lacka-Moo and can blow all those MeWes clear to prison (like a zoo). THEY’VE INVENTED THE BOMBED BIG-BOY BOOMEROO!

They were all bravely marching, with banners, my warthog and my dog with KER-flud, down a hole! For their country with 2 flags: Right-Side-Up and Upside, Down Cud!

My lion-like eyes, turned red with hell, so quickly, in a flash I begin to yell, "EVERYONE! EVERYONE! EVERYONE! You’ve got to prove that you really are there with fun! So you folks will stay in the hole. Keep everyone inside the hole instead of out. Make everyone holler! Make everyone shout! Make everyone scream! If you don’t, every MeWe and Who is going outside right up to you!”

Quickly everyone in 2 holes begin to chant, fart, shout, and cheer, "We are here! We are here! We are here!”

Quickly, I caught the eagle with paper up the wall bigger than a tower.

“This,” I yelled, “is your town's darkest hour!

The time for all MeWes and Whos who have blood that is red

To come to the aid of their country!” I said.

“We’ve GOT to chew the cud in greater amounts!

So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts!”

Quickly, like a deer, when we got to the top good and new,

Vlad Vladikoff the lion-like (hyena-like, black-and-white, vulture-like) held his breath and he shouted out, “ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAR!" and "MOOOOOOOOOO!”

They’ve proved they ARE combined animals and persons, no matter how big and small.

And their whole world was saved by the largest and smallest of All!

So quickly, I brought back the food for the feast!

And I, I, MYSELF! I carved the roast beast!