Transcript of Adventure Time: Awakening (Sam the Editor's version)

(The scene fades out to blue as Susan walks while she hums then notices the audience.)

Susan: Hello, everybody! Welcome to the movie. Hey, we're so glad you made it. Now...

Frieda: Susan, hey, Susan, I'm ready to take a shower. Have you seen my favorite bar of soap anywhere?

Susan: No, I haven't, Frieda.

Frieda: Oh. Now where did I put...

Susan: Now, this movie you're about to see is all about Finn and Jake.

Frieda: Who are you talking to?

Susan: The audience, Frieda. They're right here. See?

Frieda: Yeah? (Notices the audience and gasps) Wow! Just look at the audience. Hey, nice sound speakers.

(Frieda and Susan laugh)

Susan: Now, in this movie, Finn and Jake discover their gender-swapped counterparts while the pop culture characters arrive to Ooo.

Frieda: How do we start?

Susan: It's easy, just count backwards from ten. See, Frieda? (whispers to Frieda) That's how you start a movie.

Frieda: Oh.

Susan: Can you all help us count backwards from ten?

Audience: Yeah!

Susan: Ready? Count backwards.

Susan, Frieda, Audience: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!

(The movie starts with a blue sky and clouds as Frieda exclaims in awe.)

Susan: Hey, Frieda, don't you think you should put some clothes on after shower?

Frieda: What? (Notices her body covered in towel) Oh. Right, I'll go do it. (Chuckles and walks to the bathroom)

Susan: (Sighs) Enjoy the movie, everybody.

(Susan sits down as the title pans up to "Adventure Time: The Movie" while the movie theme version of "Adventure Time" plays in the background. After the theme ends, Finn sleeps on the bed in his treehouse. A clock cuckoos at 7:00 in the morning as Finn wakes up and mutters then he notices the audience.)

Finn: Wow. Hello, everybody! It's so nice to see you. (Chuckles) Hey, since you're all here, I'd like to show you someone. He's my best brother and he's a magic-stretching dog. And his name's Jake. Come on over meet everybody, Jake. Jake? Jake? Jake, where'd you go? I wanna show you somebody. Are you sleeping at the treasure? Jake? Hello? Jake, where are you sleeping at? Oh. Hey, audience. Have you seen Jake where he sleeps?

Audience: Yes!

Finn: Where? Over there?

Audience: No!

Finn: No? I wonder where he's at. Jake? Hello? Jake? Oh, are you sure he sleeps on the couch?

Audience: Yes!

Finn: (Gasps) Really? (Sees Jake who sleeps on the couch) Oh, here's Jake. I was so worried. Thanks for your help, everybody. Good morning, Jake.

Jake: Oh. (yawns) Good morning, Finn.

Finn: Wanna have some breakfast?

Jake: Sure.

Finn: Cool. Let's make some breakfast. It's a good thing I made a breakfast machine. (Turns on the fan) Here we go. (Lights the match and the breakfast machine starts) This is nice. Time to go to the bathroom.

(Finn walks to the bathroom while the breakfast machine still runs. In the bathroom, Finn smells the fresh air. He uses toothbrush and toothpaste then he brushes his teeth.)

Finn: Ha-ha! Mad dog! (Growls and barks) All right. (Rinses his mouth) There. All fresh and clean. Wait, did I miss something? Oh, yeah. (Takes a quick shower) Here we go. (Turns the shower off and uses bath towel) Looks like I'm all set and ready to go. (Washes his hands with soap and dries his hands) Well, that's not that bad.