A Heroes Alliance Christmas Carol

Megamo and all his men hate Christmas, until they realise their error of ways.

Story
(As we see Megamo's Castle... We see Optimus Prime trying and failing to warm himself at the candle... Until...) (Megamo sees the men leaving, then he hears a Christmas Carol. Megamo seized the ruler with such energy of action that the singer fled in fear, leaving the keyhole to the fog, and even more frost.)
 * Narrator: "Bob Marley was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about it, or nothing more of this story I, David Attenbourgh, can tell. And Megamo's name was good upon change, for anything he chose to put his hand unto. Old Bob Marley is as dead as a door-nail."
 * Megamo: "Stop! Get away, you peddock!"
 * Boy: "No eye at all is better than an evil eye, sir!"
 * Freddy Krueger: "A Merry Christmas, Uncles and Aunts! Satan save you!"
 * Megamo and his men: "Bah! Humbug!"
 * Freddy Krueger: "Christmas, a humbug? Surely you don't mean that, won't you?"
 * Megamo: "I do, Merry Christmas... What right and reason have you to br merry? You're poor!"
 * Freddy Krueger: "What right you have to be so remorse? Merry Christmas!"
 * Megamo: "Humbug!"
 * Freddy Krueger: "Don't be angry..."
 * Megamo: "What else can we be..."
 * Megatron: "When we all live in such a world of fools as this? Merry Christmas..."
 * Queen Beryl: "What's Christmastime to you but a time fot paying bills without money, for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer, and for balancing your books and having every item through a round dozen of months presented dead against you?"
 * Hades: "If we work our will... Every single child that goes about with Merry Christmas in his lips shall be... BAKED IN HIS OR HER OWN MINCE PIES... AND BURIED WITH A STAKE OF HOLLY THROUGH HIS OR HER HEART!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND, FREDDY KRUEGER?"
 * Freddy Krueger: "I understand, Uncle..."
 * Megamo: "Nephew, keep Christmas in your own way, and let ne keep it in mine."
 * Freddy Kruger: "Keep it, but you can't..."
 * Megamo: "Let us leave it alone, then. Much good may it do you!"
 * Freddy Krueger: "There are many things that derived from happiness, which I have not profited, Christmas being amongst all. But I always think of Christmastime- apart from veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that- as a good time, a kind, gentle, time. The only time in the long calendar of the year. This is when women and men seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people as fellow travellers to the grave, and not some other race of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore, main uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me good and will do me good, and I say, Satan bless it."
 * Optimus Prime: (clapping) "Bravo!"
 * Megamo: "Let me hear another sound from you, Optimus Prime, and you'll keep your Christmas by being fired! I wonder... You can't... Go to the Parliament of Lord Hellspiral..."
 * Freddy Krueger: "Why so cross, main uncle? Dine with us the next day!"
 * Megamo and all Villains: "Why are you married?"
 * Freddy Krueger: "Because I fell in love."
 * Megamo: "Because... You fell... In love?"
 * Megatron: "Good Afternoon!"
 * Freddy Krueger: "But you never came to see me! I want nothing from you! We're friends!"
 * Wicked Witch of the West: "Good Afternoon!"
 * Freddy Krueger: "I'm sorry with all my heart to find you so miserable. We never had any quarrel to which i have been a party. I have made the trial in homage to Christmas, and I'll keep Christmas humour to the last. So, a Merry Christmas, Uncles and Aunts!"
 * Megamo: "Goodbye."
 * Freddy Krueger: "And a Happy new Year!"
 * Megamo: "There's another fellow, my clerk with 15 shillings a week, and with a wife and family, talking about a Merry Christmas. We'd retire to Bedlam if I were you!"
 * Megatron: "Do you mean the Other Mother?"
 * Mon*Star: "Megamarley's I believe? May I have the pleasure of addressing Megamo, or Bob Marley?"
 * Megamo: "Bob Marley, wasn't he dead? He died seven before-Christmas Eves ago, this very night."
 * Mon*Star: "We have no doubt his liberality is well represented by his surviving partner. At this festive season it is more disirable we should make some slight provision for the poor and destitute, and many are in common necessaries and comforts."
 * Megamo: "Are there no prisons?"
 * Mon*Star: "Plenty..."
 * Megamo: "Are there no workhouses?"
 * Mon*Star: "Plenty..."
 * Mon*Star: "The Treadmill and the Poor Law still in full vigor?"
 * Megamo: "I was afraid that something had stopped them in their usual course."
 * Mon*Star: "A few of us are endeavouring to raise funds to buy the poor some meat, drink, food, and warmth. What should I put you down for?"
 * Megamo: "None!"
 * Mon*Star: "You wish to remain anonymous?"
 * Megamo: "I wish to be left alone! That is my answer. I don't make merry myself at Christmas. I can't afford to make idle people merry. I help to support the establishments you've mentioned, and the poor will go there, and many will..."
 * Mon*Star: "Perish?"
 * Megamo: "Exactly! If theyy rather die, they'd force themselves to do it, and decrease the surplus population! It's not my business, leave!"
 * Megamo: "You want all day tomorrow, I suppose?"
 * Optimus Prime: "If convenient."
 * Hades: "Hey, but it ain't convenient..."
 * Jessie and James: "It ain't fair..."
 * The Phantom of the Opera: "If we were to stop half-a-crown for it,, you will think yourself ill-used, eh? And yet, you don't think us ill-used, WHEN WE PAY A DAY'S WAGES FOR NO WORK?"
 * Optimus Prime: "Christmas comes once a year."
 * Megamo: "Rare excuse for picking a man's pocket every 25th of December! You must have the whole day. Be here all the earlier the next morning."