Cool Rap Wars/Eddie Murphy vs. Martin Lawrence

(shows Cool Rap Wars logo as it is in a neon font cutitng to a comedy club as the crowd is quiet as Eddie Murphy walks on stage gaining an applause)

Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! Eddie Murphy! Vs! Martin Lawrence! Battle!

Eddie: Live from new york its the original O.G. who done countless SNL skits who also won a grammy. Rapping against the guy who often gets extremely hammy. I am the Dolemite. the king of comedic fun when Richard Pryor walked. Thats when Eddie Murphy runs. And you Mr. Lawrence were little late to the party You may be a bad boy but your career was a calamity. I voiced a lovable donkey and you had no comedic attire your big mommas film was just a black mrs. doubrfire.I'm saying this Lawrence but please i admit. your Untitled CBS Sitcom was just shit

(Eddie does his traditional laugh)

Martin Lawrence: Oh, you dare want to diss me Mr. Murphy? Your comedic style is dumb while you think it's quirky! Also don't accuse me of plagiarism you little twit! Because the Nutty Professor was just the original but with none of the wit! Also you practically voiced the same character twice! That is called uncreativity and it isn't nice. A donkey and a dragon, oh what's the difference? Oh right, the roles are very indifferent. And oh you think I'd be easily beaten? Bring it on bitch, it's Open Season.

Eddie: Welll I may be a big star but your a stardom dork  but a lot of people confuse you for Martin Short. I may be a Nutty Professor my roles have people endear Death at A Funeral was more of Death To Your Career, Hills Cop Bowfinger and our teamup film LIFE but i betcha that film couldn't fix divorces with your wifes.

Martin: You may rap good but why should I bother? At least I don't have a deceased brother! You may have played a vampire but the only thing you suck at is rapping! At least I didn't get accused of kidnapping! You are the lamest actor to be descended from Africa. And when I am done with you, there is no way you'll be coming back to America!

Eddie: Now your career old just like your show but only cause Fox was smoking in the dough. You also starred in Def Comedy Jam when really it should have been called Death Comedy..Damn and not to mention the fact that your films have been so dence and the fact you been filed for sexual harrassment and also when you put on heavy clothing and a "plastic suit. when people have been thinking "Wait that was a dude" I even launched Aresnios career as for you all you did was voice a unfunny bear I've also been on Johnny Carson you produce films written by your son. I've owned you Martin I've beaten you. Now do me a favor and go back to 1992,

Martin: Beaten me you say, fat chance! Your best role is a donkey who can sing and dance! You tried to be serious with Mr. Church. But that performance was staler than a tree made of birch! I helped carry Will Smith into stardom! My raps are so solid that you absolutely can't guard them. You played someone that was originally played by old man Bill. So I am going to hit you with the intention to kill. So screw away old man, you've been beaten. Because I am a man who is always unbeaten!