SpongeBob's Crossover Misadventure

SpongeBob's Crossover Misadventure (aka Crossover Misadventure) is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode/special from season 14, as the finale of the Surface Land tri-anthology.

Plot
Under the sea in Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob is woken up by Gary. When Patrick arrives, they decide to go on another adventure again on the surface with Rube & the same passengers as last time for some reason, because of how great their experience was when they toured it on SpongeBob's birthday. As usual, Rube reads the bus rules, as SpongeBob & Patrick help demonstrate what not to do.

David Hasselhoff has also retreated to the beach, after finding out living in a volcano wasn't a good idea. Then again, he had to endure the same pain he did, like not just getting toppled by Frenchy's sub, but also human Rainbow Dash & Applejack surfing. As they venture, they try evading a beach party, but Patrick is attracted to another Beach Blanket Bean-Go & takes over the bus to get some beans. Luckily, no bean hits the bus, & no one gets dehydrated in the mess, although SpongeBob calmly scolds Patrick for his actions anyways.

After many events, such as an intense car chase, a man getting wiped off the tower windows, & a convention, they make their way to Midway Elementary, as Patrick cowers at the sights. The bus ends up in a janitor's room, where Bliss encounters a boy named Logan Logan, an agent sent to hunt Sporde. They notice the bus & after some negotiations, SpongeBob & Patrick agree to help stop Sporde. While a fellow student eats Blossom's cookies, she transforms into a minion of Sporde, who they thought was the real one. While preparing, a robot student (yes, they exist in this school) named Uzi realizes they haven't seen the last of him, as she sees his minions' larvae crawling out of a sink.

Learning this from the security cameras, Downfall Hitler orders his troops to advance their surveillance monitoring to make sure Sporde doesn't ruin the event. The bus immediately leaves & see Uzi again, this time with her friend N. After that, they make their way to the Spring Fling, & bypass food booths like the Trusty Slab, Blossom's cookie stand, a hot cake stand, & one overran by robots. While SpongeBob resisted going anywhere near the Trusty Slab's kitchen area, Patrick manages to evade JimBob as he grabs a cooked patty. Meanwhile, Bliss & Logan try to kiss for the 3rd time, but have better things to attend to. Meanwhile, offscreen, Bubbles was taking out the trash when she noticed Sporde's eggs in the boiler roon. She gets her sisters & Logan to notice, as Uzi, N, V, & the Surface Land tour bus follows them & returns immediately, having a little glimpse of Logan's true colors. They decide to go to Bliss & warn her that Logan is evil.

When the bus returns following Logan, he approaches Bliss with one last surprise, but before he could start, Patrick brings in some saboteurs: he & SpongeBob, an all-black choir, the Minions, the Goofy Scoopers band, the Gambler & his back-up dancers, Patchy the Pirate, & finally the Fazbear crew, all to ensure Logan doesn't go through with his plans. It fails, & not only do the Minions & Fazbears not get a chance to perform as Logan blocks them, but he is also revealed to have been Sporde all along. His transformation was unsuccessfully contained by the Fazbears in an attempt to stop him. Blossom's cookies are also revealed to have an ingredient attracting his kind, & so they attack, along with many other characters, as Donald Glover uses the opportunity to record his sequel to This is America, This is a Crossover. But Sporde starts either spitting goo at them, or getting them tackled by his slugs. Sporde then proceeds to undermine Bliss, also saying that he was the one tracking her due to destroying his nests around the universe.

While this happens, Patrick goes to help Rube. Sporde is just about to kill Bliss when all of a sudden, the Minions, Bumblebee, & Bubble Bass rescue everyone trapped under Sporde's goo. As it turns out, Patrick likewise called them, as he did when he initiated a sabotage on Logan's performance. Bliss is then motivated to regain power & do a shockblast, blowing Sporde's minions away, as well as curing the infected, also blasting his guitar. The uninfected minions are then killed off, & those freed from the goo overwhelm Sporde, defeating him for good. Bliss is hired by the U.P.B., as the Surface Land crew head back to Bikini Bottom. Once SpongeBob & Patrick board off, Old Man Walker is there, so they send him off. X-29488 & Cavey then sing "When Worlds Collide" & Donald Trump sings "Cupid" as the credits roll.

Cast

 * Tom Kenny - SpongeBob, Patchy, JimBob, X-29488, Frenchy, Old Man Walker, PA System, SpongeTron
 * Bill Fagerbakke - Patrick (sea & land versions), Cavey
 * Olivia Olson - Bliss
 * Ben Diskin - Sporde
 * Doug Lawrence - Rube, Charleston, Potty, Plankton
 * Amanda Leighton - Blossom
 * Kristen Li - Bubbles
 * Natalie Palamides - Buttercup, Barry
 * Elsie Lovelock - Uzi
 * Dan Lloyd - Minecraft Villagers
 * Michael Kovach - N, Jax
 * Clancy Brown - Mr. Slabs
 * Bruno Ganz - Adolf Hitler (archival recordings)
 * Rick May - Soldier (archival recordings)
 * Dennis Bateman - Spy
 * Snoop Dogg - The Gambler
 * SrPelo - Crazy Reporter, Mokey, Momi, Grooby, The Police, Balloon Boy, Dilan
 * Donald Glover - himself, Cop
 * Peter Cullen - Optimus Prime
 * S.T.A.F.F. Bots - Themselves
 * Andrew DeliBeris - Freddy, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy
 * Gordon Ramsay - Ramsay-bot
 * Kel Mitchell - Beanie McBeans
 * Justus von Dohnanyi - Wilhelm Burgdorf
 * Rodger Bumpass - Manward, Squidward
 * Pierre Coffin - The Minions
 * Nola Klop - V
 * Christian Redl - Alfred Jodl
 * Hailee Steinfeld - Charlie Watson
 * Xman 723 - Glamrock Freddy, Daycare Attendant, Vanny, Glitchtrap
 * Roif Kanies - Hans Krebs
 * Michaela Jae Rodriguez - Nightbird
 * Dee Bradley Baker - Bubble Bass
 * Eden Sher - Star Butterfly
 * Adam McArthur - Marco Diaz
 * K. William Scott - Player
 * Andrea Libman - Human Pinkie Pie
 * David Hasselhoff - himself
 * Dominique Fishback - Elena Wallace
 * Silas McDonnell - Suction Cup Man
 * Steven Williams - Francis
 * Ryan Stewart - Captain, Dr. Doctor, Novisor
 * Thomas Thieme - Martin Bormann
 * Izabella Moner - Izzy
 * Mike Bell - Fisherman
 * Lewis Black - Riley's Anger
 * Carlos Alazraqui - Bill's Fear
 * Pete Docter - Bill's Anger
 * Josh Duhamel - William Lennox
 * Anthony Hopkins - Edmund Burton
 * Jim Carter - Cogman
 * Anthony Ramos - Noah
 * Sergio Ristie - King Neptune
 * Devid Streisow - Fritz Tornow
 * Danny Trejo - El Diablo
 * Ron Perlman - Optimus Primal
 * Tom Kane - Professor Utonium (archival recordings)
 * MuseTrigger - Saxton Hale, Scout
 * StinkyBlueRat - Crisp Rat
 * Zach Fuller - Guy Business
 * Sam Marin - Benson
 * Mark Donaldson - Patchy Stunt Double
 * Daniella Perkins - Beach Blanket Bean-Go Contestant
 * Sean Chiplock - Kinger
 * Charles Green Jr. - himself
 * Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager
 * Ben Stiller - Alex
 * Ashleigh Ball - Human Rainbow Dash, Human Applejack
 * Santiago Cabrera - Santos
 * Lewis Dawkins - himself
 * Bill Hader - Riley's Fear
 * Patrick Seitz - Bill's Joy
 * Josh Cooley - Bill's Sadness
 * Jada Pinkett-Smith - Gloria
 * Caitlin Dizon - Lizzy

Heard in the actual TV special

 * SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song (Truth or Square variation) - CeeLo Green [theme song]
 * Another Best Day Ever - Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [opening credits]
 * Solo Steel and Vibes 1 - Jeremy Wakefield, Nicolas Carr [SpongeBob's alarm clock wakes him up]
 * Bikini Bottom - Hans Zimmer & Steve Mazzaro [Gary wakes up SpongeBob]
 * Seaweed 1 - Steve Belfer [Surface Land bus arrives]
 * Hot Steel and Slide Licks 33 - Jeremy Wakefield ["I have an idea, pal. How'd you like to take a little sightseeing tour with me?"]
 * Bridge 3 - Wilfred Burns [SpongeBob locks his house's door with keys as he & Patrick get on the bus]
 * Happy Holiday - Anthony Spurgin [Rube explains the rules of the tour bus to the passengers]
 * Starboard - Sam Spence [Tour bus liftoffs to the surface/Submarine boost the tour bus to the surface/French Narrator is driving the submarine]
 * La Fleur A - Ralf Gscheidle ["You can say that again! Oui oui!"]
 * Hope & Glory - Thomas Blug, Mark Scholz [David Hasselhoff kayaking on the sea]
 * Hoist the Mainsail - Frank Sterling [Submarine rises from the water and the tour bus arrives at the surface]
 * Self Surf New Full Mix - Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Tour bus driving around the beach]
 * Party Freak B - Andrew Lee, Loopmasters, UtkuS [Tour bus avoids the dancers]
 * Fox Swing Remix - Manuel Faivre, Miguel Saboga, Yvo Abadi [Beach Blanket Bean-Go show]
 * Grass Skirt Chase - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Patrick hijacks the tour bus to get beans]
 * Bikini Dance - Lionel Wendling [Tour bus leaves the podium & bypasses the beach shower stand]
 * Buffoonery - Van Phillips [Tour bus driving through the park]
 * Dramatice Cue (G) - Ronald Hanmer [Patchy at the park]
 * Eight Dramatic Bridges - Ronald Hanmer [Tour bus backs away from Sir Edmund's car/Patrick pushes the bus out of the goo]
 * Stupid Cupid - Ronald Hanmer ["Okay, we'll stay on the path where it's not so dangerous."]
 * Madly Gay - Cedric Palmer [Tour bus driving through the city]
 * Aaron Kenny - Christmas Village [Convention scene]
 * Squidward's Tiki Land Percussion Only Mix - Aaron Springer, Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Tour bus driving through the school]
 * Uuugghhh - AJ Dispirito [Going through the lockers]
 * Dramatic Episode 1 - Kurt Rehfeld [Tourists screaming]
 * Beer (On This Table) Please - Rosita S Romano [SpongeBob introduces himself in German]
 * Jungle Baby - Hans Ehrlinger ["Lunchtime!"]
 * Here and There - Gary Hughes [Bliss, Logan, and the tour bus leave the office for lunch/"Let's watch these hungry beach giraffes as they struggle to communicate."]
 * Blues in a Hurry - Cecil Norman [Bliss, Logan, & the tour bus enter the cafeteria]
 * Death Trap [#25] - Gregor Narholz [Patrick eats a cookie/SpongeBob takes the cookie away from Patrick/Sporde chases the bus]
 * Hot Steel and Slide Licks 32A - Jeremy Wakefield ["Amazing!"]
 * BATHTUB - AJ Dispirito [Uzi prepares for prom]
 * Get Prommed :3 - AJ Dispirito [Uzi & N bump into each other]
 * Jovial Pirate's Jig - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [Live-action Patrick trying to order a Slabby Patty to Mr. Manward]
 * Hot Steel and Slide Licks 19D - Jeremy Wakefield [Mr. Slabs laughs]
 * Hot Steel and Slide Licks 19E - Jeremy Wakefield ["JimBob!"]
 * Flop and Go A - John Fox [JimBob dancing and singing in the Trusty Slab kitchen]
 * Oh My Neptune! - Nicolas Carr ["Get those ship-shape burgers shipped out!"]
 * Hot Steel and Slide Licks 7A - Jeremy Wakefield ["Yes, Mr. Slabs, it won't happen again, Mr. Slabs. Sorry, Mr. Slabs."]
 * 12th St Rag w Bass - Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield ["Giant patties!"]
 * Straight from Hell - Gregor Narholz [Patrick nabs a Slabby Patty]
 * Listen to the Mustard Flow - Kaz, Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Passengers of the tour bus eat the giant patty]
 * DJ Music Man - A Shell in the Pit [Glamrock Freddy dancing]
 * The Donut Dilema - Nicolas Carr [The tourists have finished eating, meanwhile Patchy & Potty arrive to find a bathroom]
 * Flying Saucer - Donald Thorne [The bus driving to the boiler room]
 * Johnny Come Down to Hilo - Justus von Dohnanyi [Burgdorf mocking Hitler]
 * Yum Yum - AJ Dispirito [Uzi, N, & V investigate/"I hate it here!"]
 * Cool Reception - Jack Beaver [The Powerpuff Girls, Uzi, V, N, and the bus finds Sporde's eggs/Sporde spits at the bus]
 * Scurvy Ain't for the Likes of Me - Tom Kenny [Patchy's performance number]
 * How we Do - Snoop Dogg, Monsta X [Gambler's performance number]
 * This is America - Donald Glover [Scenes with Donald Glover]
 * Brain Freeze - Bill Fagerbakke, Ego Plum, Andrew Goodman [Goofy Scoopers performance number with SpongeBob & Patrick]
 * Oh, My Angel - Ben Diskin [Logan successfully weakens Bliss]
 * 'Er Indoors - Johnny Hawksworth ["Hog!"]
 * Zelle 501 - Gerhard Trede [Charleston enters the scene and demands the secret sauce recipe of the Slabby Patties]
 * One Last Stand - Jongnic Bontemps [Optimus rallies everyone]
 * The Final Battle Begins - Jongnic Bontemps [The Autobots & Maximals start attacking]
 * This is America 2 - FlyingKitty [Gucci gang/The police confront Sporde/Donald Glover runs away from the battle]
 * The Knife Dance - AJ Dispirito [Fight scenes with Uzi & N]
 * Critical Criticism - MasterSwordRemix [Obese & Shadow Man enter the fight]
 * Volcano Battle - Jongnic Bontemps [Elena, Cheetor, & Optimus are defeated]
 * Dramatic Cue (C) - Ronald Hanmer ["LOOK OUT!"]
 * Subversion - Ralph Dollimore [Rube tries to back up the tour bus from Sporde's goo]
 * Aquarium - Eric Gemsa, Bernard Rabaud ["What kind of monsters would want to trap folks like this?"]
 * Locomotion - Clive Richardson [Patrick decides to help Rube]
 * Unknown Track 50 - [Inside Patrick's mind]
 * Pell-Mell - Sam Spence [Bubble Bass arrives to help]
 * Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J [Bumblebee arrives to help]
 * Ride the Dragon - John Powell, Harry Gregson-Williams [A bunch of crossover characters arrive to help]
 * Did You Forget Who I Am - Steve Jablonsky ["Laze the target!"/Optimus tackles Sporde's goons]
 * Game On - Hans Zimmer [Alex pulls the artillery trigger]
 * In a Karate Mood 2 - Nicolas Carr [Carol knocks out Charleston]
 * Drunken Sailor - Nicolas Carr [Potty fires Patchy from the cannon back into the battle/Patchy & Potty cheer in victory]
 * Back & Bigger Than Ever - Heitor Pereira [Minions get back in the fight]
 * It's Our Fight - Steve Jablonsky [Sporde's defeat]
 * No Matter the Cost - Jongnic Bontemps ["Time to show you the real power of a Prime!"]
 * Hot Steel and Slide Licks 27B - Jeremy Wakefield [Frenchy cheers in victory]
 * Seaweed 2 - Steve Belfer [Patrick jumps back into the tour bus]
 * Another Krusty Krab Day 2 - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr ["Fear not, gentle customers. This is not a robber, this is..."]
 * Tales From The Swamp (C) - Ron Goodwin ["Charleston!"]
 * Salty Krab Jig - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [Mr. Slabs kicks Charleston into the trash]
 * I'm Over (Being Over) You - JT Music [Celebration performance #1]
 * The Party Isn't Over - JT Music [Celebration performance #2]
 * Hot Steel and Slide Licks 12E - Jeremy Wakefield [Tour bus drives past Charleston]
 * Hot Steel and Slide Licks 4A - Jeremy Wakefield ["Aw, I wanted pie."]
 * Even More Comical Cuts 1-5 - Ronald Hanmer [SpongeBob gives Patrick a whoopee cushion]
 * Cream Pie - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Tour bus drives away from Midway Elementary]
 * Sponge Surf no guit mel. - Billy Lincoln, Michael Gurley [Tour bus returns to the beach to go back underwater]
 * Sea Shanty in a Minor Key - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton ["You ran over my foot!"]
 * Our Way to Go - Gregor Narholz [Tour bus goes back underwater]
 * Hawaiian Happiness - Jon Jelmer [Tour bus drops SpongeBob and Patrick off at Bikini Bottom]
 * Uku Bye Layly - Nicolas Carr, Fabian Fernandez, Jeremy Wakefield [Patrick sends Old Man Walker off]
 * When Worlds Collide - Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Theo Mondle, Paul Tibbitt, Kent Osborne [End credits #1]
 * Cupid (Trump Mix) - Maestro Ziikos [End credits #2]

Uzi's Angsty Album

 * SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song (SpongeBob's Full Cover) - Tom Kenny
 * Cupid (Blissful Mix) - Olivia Olson, FIFTY-FIFTY
 * Boy's a Liar Part 2 (Biden & Obama's Clean Mix) - The Gregory Brothers
 * Self Love (Uzi Cover) - Elsie Lovelock, Olivia Olson, Metro Boomin'
 * Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie Mix) - The Living Tombstone, APAngryPiggy
 * Happy (The Yellow Cover) - Tom Kenny, Kristen Li, Michael Kovach, Pharrell Williams
 * Callin' for SpongeBob, Patrick, & N - Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Michael Kovach, Metro Boomin'
 * Celebrating in Pink - Andrea Libman, Pitbull
 * Yellow Light (Refined for Angsty Rebellions) - Elsie Lovelock, Pharrell Williams
 * Mona Lisa (SpongeBob, Patrick, & N Cover) - Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Michael Kovach, Dominic Fike
 * Treat You Better (SpongeBob, Patrick, & N Cover) - Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Michael Kovach, Shawn Mendes
 * Someone You Loved (Crossover Cover) - Olivia Olson, Elsie Lovelock, Michael Kovach, Lewis Capaldi
 * Best Mashup Ever - Tom Kenny, Ethan Slater

Trailer-exclusive

 * SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song - Pat Pinney, Devin & Caryn Johnson, Elan Garfias, Sara Paxton, Camryn Walling, Harrison Fahn
 * Industry Baby x E.T. - Katy Perry, Lil Nas X, Jack Harlow

Trivia

 * Olivia Olson now voices Bliss in all English-language airings worldwide.
 * This is the show's 25th anniversary special, & in addition, premiering at 9:30pm like the pilot episode.
 * Because of the above trivia, the special thanks portion of the credits dedicated to Stephen Hillenburg was moved after Claudia Spinelli is credited as Executive in Charge for Nickelodeon, with a shot from SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout.

Transcript

 * SpongeBob's Crossover Misadventure/Transcript