User blog:DonaldoC1997/Some Incorrect Howler Quotes


 * Jeanette: Say, you're pretty handy...
 * Howler: Are... are you flirting with me?
 * Jeanette: I thought you had a thing for me...
 * Howler: Who said that?
 * Jeanette: The internet.

He's trying to catch her, but he passes through her, since she's a ghost.
 * George: Georgia, Georgia!
 * Georgia: What?
 * Georgia: I heard the Naga is into you...
 * Georgia: What?!
 * George: I mean literally.

Greg is twerking while he sings I'm Too Sexy as the others look disgusted, safe for Frank.
 * Frank: Ooh, the song is right! He's too sexy! (laughs)

Who would win: a large worm who can kill people by hardly strangling them (Naga) or one shirtless sexy boi (Greg)?

She pulls out a giant needle as Bella gulps.
 * Wylda: This ain't gonna hurt. At least for me.
 * Bella: What?
 * Bella: Holy bat!

We see Lex waking up when he sees Kris and Kloe next to him.
 * Lex: (in his head) Please don't tell me we really did it.

She slaps him.
 * Greg: Hey babe, if this was a movie, what'd you name it?
 * Random Girl: The Hunchback of Notre Dame, since you're creepy like those gargoyles physically and like Frollo in personality.

Bella approaches Wylda. They see Greg nearby. Greg shows up. She casts a spell on him.
 * Bella: Look out, I think Greg likes you.
 * Wylda: Wait, wha?
 * Bella: Here he comes...
 * Greg: I like 'em big, I like 'em chunk...
 * Wylda: (interrupting) Are you calling me fat?
 * Greg: Whoops!


 * Nagette: Since you always fail on your own plans, I have to take drastic measures: no more allowance for you.
 * Naga: But mom...
 * Nagette: No buts. As a punishment, you'll sleep at the dark room for a month!
 * Naga: Nyaa!

We see Greg dancing like Ricardo Milos until Bella opens the door and gets shocked.
 * Bella: Greg, what the hell?!
 * Greg: This is my alone moment, go away!

Naga and Jeanette are having problems while playing SSBU on Jeanette's Switch. Howler sneaks in and observes.
 * Jeanette: How does this even work?
 * Naga: Am I losing or winning?
 * Howler: Having trouble?
 * Naga: Not of your business, fuzzball!
 * Howler: If you can't play Smash, I doubt you'd be able to win a fight on MK11!
 * Jeanette: Shut up, dork!

They look at each other.
 * Howler: Mom, dad, meet my girlfriend Bella.
 * Boris: You are a bit too pale. You need to go out more.
 * Bella: I could, but the sun burns me.
 * Boris: Nonsense, it only makes good!
 * Lisa: (annoyed) Boris!
 * Boris: What? Is she an albino?

Bella is having an allergic reaction to her sandwich. Lex meows.
 * Wylda: Too spicy?
 * George: Choking on something?
 * Howler: I told you to not use garlic sauce, Frank.

Lex meows and jumps out of the window as Liz does the same.

She prepares to kiss Roy, but he interrupts her.
 * Jeanette: Well, this is it.
 * Roy: Whoa! If you want the full service, it's 25 bucks!
 * Jeanette: Wait, you're a man-whore?

Gwen finds out R34 fanart of her and is shocked.
 * Gwen: Why'd they do that to me?
 * Bella: Get used to it the same way I did.
 * Wylda: Ditto.

She has a flashback of a day she wook up drunk with a random male next to her.
 * George: Mommy, who's our dad?
 * Georgia: We'd like to know.
 * Gwen: Uhh...
 * Gwen: (embarassed) Let's juet say you two were my happy accidents.