Logan and Luke/Transcript

The Eye of the Storm
''[We hear a sputnik beeping as we see the standard WB shield zooming in from the darkness and into the red looney tunes rings. The banner appears around the shield with the words "FEATURE ANIMATION", and the shield comes to a stop. The byline "A TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY" fades in afterwards, and the logo darkens as it fades away as the sputnik beeping sounds begins to disappear to silence. "WARNER BROS. presents" fades in on-screen for a few second and fades out and the film's title fades in and it zooms in slowly and then rapidly towards the viewer.]''

''[Then it cuts to space, the sputnik orbits from the distance to the right and to the left towards the viewer as the camera pans to reveal the planet earth and the sunrise. "EARTH 1957" fades in below, and fades out afterwards. The storm is brewing around the side of North America, the sputnik orbits away and the camera pans past the moon and we see a bright dot in the distance. It zooms in rapidly past the viewer to reveal itself as a comet and the camera pans back to planet earth where the comet is heading towards the eye of the storm. The camera zooms in towards the storm, and the flash transitions the scene to the an ocean waving rapidly. "SOMEWHERE OFF THE COAST OF MAINE" appears below, and fades out as a boat appears in the ocean.]''
 * Sailor: Mayday! Mayday! [the scene changes to the sailor piloting his boat] This is the Annabelle. I've lost my bearings! I'm taking on water. My last good reading is 44 degrees north, 68 degrees.... [he begins to notice the comet crashing landing in the distance]
 * Voice on the radio: Portland Station to Annabelle. What is your position?
 * Sailor: [grabbing the radio to reply] I don't know exactly. Off the coast somewhere near Rockwell! Wait. [he notices a lightbeam in the distance] The lighthouse! I see it!

''[The lightbeam turns around and another lightbeam appears, the sailor's relived look fades away. The boat then crashes into the metallic structure, causing the hull to break apart and the sailor to fall through the window and on deck. The sailor looks up and gasps and as the camera pans upwards to reveal the silhouette of a giant green robot with glowing yellow eyes. The sailor slowly backs away, but the waves engulf him and wash him off the boat. The sailor begins to swim up the surface as the boat sinks, the waves crash into the rocky cliff and they drain away to reveal the sailor had made it on one of the rocks. He looks up as the camera pans up several rocky features to see an actual lighthouse, its lightbeam engulfs the screen.]''

Rocket in Pocket
''[It transitions to a bright early morning sunrise in Rockwell. The camera pans through the pier and zooms towards the hill, a man who is Logan drives the car down the street and stops outside the restaurant. He enters the restaurant and looks around to see if his woman is around]''
 * Lillian: Over here, honey!

[Logan notices his woman at the bar and he approaches it with a box in his arm]
 * Logan: Hey, Lillian! You won't believe our good luck. Guess what I found?
 * Lillian: Logan, we've been through this before. No pets.
 * Logan: But he's not a pet, Lillian. He's a friend.
 * Lillian: Logan, we've got to rent a room this year if we're gonna make ends meet, and no one wants to live in a place with shredded upholstery.
 * Logan: You'll never know he's there. I'll keep him in a cage.
 * Lillian: Until you feel sorry for him and set him free... in the house. You remember the raccoon, Logan? [Shudders] I remember the squirrel.
 * Logan: Please, Lillian, at least look at him.
 * Lillian: All right. Where is this guy?

''[Logan turns to the box, but he discovers it empty and the lid opened. Thankfully, his woman didn't notice, because she is busy talking to another waitress.]''
 * Logan: I will go get him, okay?

''[He leaves the bar to start looking around the diner under tables. He approaches one with a man behind the newspaper]''
 * Logan: Excuse me. Excuse me. Sir? Excuse me--! [he brings down the newspaper away from the man's face to find that he is actually sleeping. The man is James McGiggam, who wakes up.]
 * James: What's that?
 * Logan: Please don't move. My pet's under your table. [James is about to look underneath] Don't look! If you make a scene, my mom won't let me keep him.
 * James: What kind of pet, kid?
 * Logan: A squirrel. He's friendly.

[Then, they hear Luke talking to his friends about what happened to him last night.]
 * Luke: I'm telling the truth, dang it! It came from outer space. I saw it. And it was headed toward land. I called the government in Washington about it. Maybe it was a Sputnik or an invader from Mars. That's what it is. It's an invader from Mars! A spaceship of some kind. An unidentified flying object.
 * Patron: Unidentified? Knowing you, Luke, I'd say it was either whiskey or beer.

[they laugh at him]
 * James: Hey. [they turn to James] I saw it too.

[The patrons look at Dean suspiciously and turn away]
 * Patron: I rest my case.

[They laugh again, Dean sighs in annoyance]
 * Logan: I believe you. What if it is Sputnik? [James takes off his sunglasses, unbeknown to them, a squirrel looks up James' trouser leg] Or a flying saucer from Mars? I bet we could find it.
 * James: Sorry, Logan. I didn't really see anything. But if we don't stick up for the kooks, who will?
 * Lillian: [walking by] Is my son bothering you, sir?

[Suddenly, James' eyes widen, and he grits his teeth awkwardly.]
 * James: Yes, I mean No! [he bangs the table] Call me James.

[Logan and his woman look dumbfounded]
 * Lillian: Logan, you were going to get your pet, honey?
 * Logan: I will, Lillian. Right after I finish talking with--
 * James: James.

[Lillian leaves to go back to the bar.]
 * James: Found your pet.
 * Logan: Where?
 * James: It's in my leg, man. Squirrel's up my pants, Logan. I'm trying not to wig out here.
 * Logan: Don't wig out.

[James begins to jolt uncontrollably]
 * James: Okay. He's heading north now. I'm sorry, Logan. [he gets up from the table and stands in the aisle] I'd like to apologize to everyone in advance for this. [he unzips the flyer on his pants and the squirrel starts running away the restaurant, causing the customers and the waitresses and waiters to scream and panic. Lillian has seen all, and turns to glare at James. James places his sunglasses on nervously] Check, please.

[From Lillian's POV, the camera pans to Hogarth who smiles nervously]
 * Customer: It's a rat!

[Later, Logan drives the car down the path back to his home.]

Home Alone
[Inside Logan's house the phone rings and Logan answered it]
 * Logan: Hello, this is Logan Swan speaking. Who's calling please?
 * Lillian: [Over phone] Logan honey, I'm really sorry, but... [She was cut off when the waitress comes out of the kitchen. To the waitress] Thank you. [To Logan on phone] I need to work late tonight. There's some cold chicken in the icebox. You can have that and some carrots.
 * Logan: I'm way ahead of you, Lillian. [Opens the bread box]
 * Lillian: [Over phone] Good, I'll make it up to you, okay?
 * Logan: Okay.
 * Lillian: I love you, honey.
 * Logan: Me too. [He's about to hang up.]
 * Lillian: [Over phone] And, Logan no scary movies, no late snacks, in bed by 8:00. Got it?
 * Logan: Come on, Lillian. It's me, remember?