The Fight

Plot: What happens if Charlie Brown and his friends argue?

Transcript:

Charlie Brown: Let's go talk to Heather Wold.

Linus: Okay!

[Linus and Charlie Brown run to Heather Wold]

Linus: I got her first! So that means I got to talk to her first!

Charlie Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Lucy: What's going on?

Charlie Brown: I want to talk to Heather Wold!

Linus: But I'm here first!

Lucy: Is Charlie Brown being a bit bossy?!

Sally: Charlie Brown started it!

Charlie Brown: LEAVE ME ALONE!

Marcie: What's all the noise then?

Linus: Charlie's pushing me out of my conversation with Heather Wold!

Charlie Brown: No, I'm not!

Sally: Yes, you are!

Peppermint Patty: Chuck started it!

All: (arguing and abusing each other)

Schroeder: [Playing "Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven for six seconds, then he stops.] W-what?! What's all that noise?!!! [He opens the door and sees the gang arguing.] What the heck?!

Linus: Charlie Brown can't talk with girl!

Marcie, Peppermint Patty, Franklin, Violet, Patty, Charlotte Braun: YES HE CAN!

Charlie Brown: It's not fair!!!!

[They started arguing again!]

Heather Wold: STOP ARGUING!!!

Charlie Brown: Linus, you're a disappointment!

Linus: No, I'm not!

[They started arguing the third time!!!]

Schroeder: What's happening?

Linus: Charlie Brown is mad because of me getting to Heather Wold!

Charlie Brown: Linus is a disappointment!!!

Linus: YOU'RE A DISAPPOINTMENT!!!!!!

Schroeder: That's enough! Let's play RPS!

Linus: Okay....

Charlie Brown and Linus: ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!

Linus: Aww, I lost!

Charlie Brown: Better luck next time!

Charlie Brown: Heather! M'girl! Wanna play a game?

Heather Wold: Sure!

All the other kids: What about us?

Heather Wold: There's so many of you! But I'll pick Sally!

Sally: Thanks!

[END]

Stinger:

Sally: You guys wanna play Nintendo Land?

Heather Wold: Sure!

Charlie Brown: I call Mario Chase!