Hercules: God of Strength (Marvel;Re)/Issue 1

This is issue one of Hercules: God of Strength.

Transcript
It begins with a hooded figure walking in the Underworld as they handed Charon a bunch gold. The figure removes the hood to be Hera. It cuts to Hercules babysitting Spider-Woman's baby.
 * ???: I want someone brought back.
 * Charon: I-I can't do that. I could get in trouble by the king or queen of the Underworld.
 * ???: Oh but don't you know who I am?
 * Charon: I do not.
 * Hera: Now I believe you should rethink my offer.
 * Charon: O-o-o-of course my queen. Who is it?
 * Hera: Achilles.
 * Hercules: Why did I agree to do this again?

He continues trying to babysit the baby as soon he sees a thunder strike followed by the water faucet squirting at his face.


 * Hercules: The gods need me... but first!

Hercules runs out to the closest Ant-Man avenger he can find: which is Ant-Man himself and hands it to him.


 * Ant-Man: Why did you hand me Spider-Woman's baby?!
 * Hercules: I GOTTA GO TO OLYMPUS! GIVE THE BABY BACK TO HER!

Hercules then jumps into a sewer hole.


 * Ant-Man: This is weird...

It cuts to Mount Olympus as various gods are sitting there, waiting for Hercules as he steps up to Mount Olympus.


 * Dionysus: Hercules! My idea to summon you worked!
 * Hercules: You suggested the water thing?
 * Dionysus: Of course my boy! Now what about having some wine extracted from the highest plant on Mount Olympus?
 * Zeus: Dionysus! We have more pressing matters.
 * Hades: Achilles broke free from the Underworld.
 * Hercules: Awesome!
 * Hades: It's not awesome.
 * Hercules: Why not?
 * Athena: I'll finish this for uncle. He wants to kill you.
 * Hercules: What?!
 * Apollo: This absolute wanker assaulted me and told me "Bring Hercules to Troy. It is time for me to exact my judgement on the child of the gods."
 * Artemis: Maybe he assaulted you because you were the one who killed him?
 * Apollo: Then man: this dude loves to hold grudges.
 * Artemis: I would have one too if I died for a thousand years and suddenly resurrected.
 * Zeus: Artemis! Apollo! Stop! Hercules: I have a feeling you have to go to Troy. I heard of your encounter with Entropy: I am sure you can beat Achilles.