Little Girls (Friendly Girl's version)

This version is a mixture of the original and the 2014 version.

Lyrics
Hee hee hee hee hee

Ha ha ha ha ha

Hee hee hee hee hee

Little girls, little girls

Everywhere I turn I can see them

(Ha ha ha ha ha)

Little girls, little girls

Night and day I eat, sleep, and breathe them

 (Hee hee hee hee hee)

Get out of here

I'm an ordinary woman

With feelings

I 'd like a man to nibble on my ear

But I'll admit no man has bit

So how come I'm the mother of the year?

I should be anywhere but here

On the planes, on the stage or on TV

But I find myself here at the Snot House

Little shoes, little socks

 God, kill me, I'm serious

Please kill me, I'm not singing, I'm asking! 

Locked in a cage with all the rats

I've slipped in the cracks

And now I'm stuck with the scraps and I can't seem to find my way back

Get me out, get me out of here

I'm ready to start 'em after all these years

I'm done with little girls

I wanna be someone in this world

Little cheeks

Little teeth

Everything around me is little

If I wring

Little necks

Surely I will get an acquittal

Some women are dripping with diamonds

Some women are dripping with pearls

Yes, I wanna tear my hair out

I should be famous and part of history

But I find myself here at the snot house

Little shoes, little socks

God kill me, I'm serious

Please kill me, I'm not singing, I'm asking

Locked in a cage with all the rats

I've slipped in the cracks

And now I'm stuck with the scraps and I can't seem to find my way ba-ack

Oh get me out, get me out of here

I'm ready to start 'em after all these years

I'm done with little girls

I wanna be someone in this world

Little girls, little girls

(Hee hee hee hee hee)