Rabbitz

Rabbitz is a American adult animated comedy television series which aired on CBS from 1991-1995, created by Maddox Johnston. Rabbitz tells the story about a young rabbit girl named Vanilla, who struggles with life while growing up in a lower-class family in the suburbs. The show is rated TV-14 for sexuality, violence, and profanity. In contrast with other shows on the network, the series was controversial for its dark humor, sexuality, profanity, and shock value. Despite its controversy, Rabbitz received critical acclaim and became a cult classic.

Cast

 * Sara Gilbert as Vanilla
 * Rhea Perlman as Pudding
 * Kelsey Grammer as Jack
 * Corey Feldman as Cotton
 * Sandra Bernhard as Opal / Minerva / Ms. Nutmeg / Truffle / Jewel / Paris / Meg / Susan
 * Michael Bell as Principal Bishop / Dr. Alchemy / Spooky
 * Dana Carvey as Bondo / Sparky / Wadsworth / Nickerson / Vernon
 * Paula Poundstone as Nurse Tequila / Biscuit / Wanda / Digger / Josephine

Guest Voice(s)

 * Sally Struthers as Ms. Buttons, a bigoted and stocky Children's Services agent.





Main Characters

 * Vanilla - Vanilla is a neurotic 9-year-old middle child in the family. She appears to be like any other kid, respectful towards others, but being too nice or naïve which causes people to take advantage of her. She does not like to be thought of as a "baby" and will stand up for himself on occasion with varying degrees of success. Vanilla is also quite smart for her age and takes an interest in music and science.
 * Jack - The judgmental and short-tempered patriarch in the family who works as a local handyman. Although deep down he tries to do the right thing and his personality can reflect his life. Even though he tries his best to ensure and secure his family's stability, it's not uncommon for Jack to fight with his children and wife, and has emotionally and verbally abused them in various ways.
 * Pudding - Jack's wife who is always pestering him about money and refuses to do any housework or get a job. Pudding is a lazy white rabbit who spends most of her time watching talk shows or going shopping. She is a woman who obviously loves her family very much. Though like her husband, she succumbs to the stress of daily life rather easily, and this manifests itself in screaming matches with her husband.
 * Cotton - Vanilla's 13-year-old brother who loves bully the weaker kids. Cotton has an extremely aggressive temper and has very little respect for his sisters. This does not mean he hates her sisters, occasionally he lies to protect Vanilla from being sent away. Although sarcastic and cynical, he cares deeply about his family.

St. Crawford
St. Crawford is a fictional Southern California beach town.

St. Crawford Elementary School Staff

 * Principal Bishop - The headmaster of the school.
 * Ms. Nutmeg - A former musician who became a teacher in Vanilla's classroom. She is a talented singer and Vanilla would often seek her out when in need of guidance or information.
 * Nurse Tequila - The school nurse.
 * Mr. Wabbit -

Residents

 * Sparky - A young, laid-back boy on whom Vanilla has a crush. Sparky  is a smart boy who encourages others to do what they think is right. He enjoys reading fantasy books and the band Paradise Girls. He is shown to be compassionate and empathetic. He eventually became Vanilla's boyfriend.
 * Minerva - She is Vanilla's first female friend. They became friends over their mutual hatred of Opal. Vanilla and Minerva have many of the same interests, such as art. Minerva is very sensitive when it comes to her late mother. She cries when Opal teases her over her death, though she tries to hide it. She wears a locket with a picture of her, and obviously misses her very much.
 * Bondo - Opal's 13-year-old brother and Cotton's fellow classmate. He has a complex caused by his controlling mother and shows subtle signs of repressed homosexuality. He also seems to be repressing his anger with violent and gruesome drawings.
 * Opal - Vanilla's rival and the leader of a clique known as the "Flower Girls". She is from a relatively wealthy family and is a spoiled brat who lives with her mother. Opal calls Vanilla "dirty white girl" and refuses to include her in the girls' activities. Opal and the other girls express fear and disgust of Vanilla and her impoverished family, seeing them as "poor". She takes great pleasure in putting down, insulting, bullying, and making fun of Vanilla, in which Vanilla sometimes responds by hitting her and pulling her ears.\
 * Susan - An oblivious and sheltered rabbit girl who is emotionally abused by her parents.
 * Dr. Alchemy - The town's local doctor.
 * Nickerson - A rabbit boy with overgrown teeth.
 * Truffle - A rabbit girl who has a habit of picking her nose.
 * Meg - An rabbit girl with diabetes. Most people cannot stand her because she talks incessantly about herself. She seems to talk just to hear the sound of her own voice. Sue is too polite not to let her.
 * Wanda - An overweight rabbit girl.
 * Spooky - A gothic rabbit boy with a French accent. He seldom shows emotion and is generally bitter. He shows sadistic tendencies and a dark personality, and is revealed to have a deep interest in violence.
 * Vernon - A Jewish rabbit boy.
 * Digger - A shy and quiet rabbit boy.
 * Biscuit - Sparky's single mother who is a self-proclaimed feminist.
 * Pastor Wadsworth - A priest at the St. Crawford Community Church.
 * Jewel - Opal's mother and Wadsworth's wife. She tends to spoils her daughter and ignores her evil deeds. However, unlike Opal, she is kind and polite toward others, including Vanilla.
 * Paris - A teenage girl from the neighborhood.
 * Josephine - She transferred to the United States from Nottingham, where she purportedly maintained a 4.0 grade point average. She and Sparky shared the same liberal, political views. Josephine seems to take an instant disliking to Bunny, because she is not very political and can act rather childish at times. Though Josephine is portrayed as a smart and thoughtful young girl, she is also quite arrogant.

Quotes

 * I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart. I cherish the first day at school, where we first met. The moment I saw you, I knew you were going to be a kind lover. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than just a kind lover. My feelings for you intensified when I saw you hopping around the fields in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous bringing people together skills. You have big beautiful ears and the most beautiful pink nose I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to kiss you. You're so special with your intelligence. The way you handle your selfless family shows great kindness and political correctness. I know that to you I'm just a cute rabbit boy but I think we could be happy together, get married like two honest rabbits.