A Day in the Life of an International Spy/Transcript

This is the transcript of A Day in the Life of an International Spy.

Transcript
The Universal Studios and Imagine Entertainment logos show up. It then cuts to an airplane as Chuck Willis is shown tied up. Suddenly, he gets a phone call. He reveals he untied the rope he was tied on and knocks out the three terrorists, he then answers the phone.
 * Chuck: Hey, can I answer my phone?
 * Terrorist #1: (in Arabic) Silence!
 * Chuck: But it could be important.
 * Terrorist #2: (in Arabic) Does it look like we care?!
 * Chuck: It could be news about my mother dying! Do you guys even have mothers?!
 * Terrorist #3: (in Arabic) Shut up!
 * Chuck: Oh, you want to play it the hard way? Okay, then.
 * Chuck: Hi, honey. I’m kinda busy being captured by terrorists. But anyways, what were you going to ask?