Cartoon Network ACME Night Promos

The Secret Life of Pets (2016) - Transcript
Announcer: Next Sunday on Cartoon Network's ACME Night,...

Announcer: ACME Night presents The Secret Life of Pets.

Announcer: Premieres, Next Sunday at 6. (?) Epic movies for everyone on Cartoon Network.

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of Were-Rabbit (2005) - Transcript
Announcer: Next Sunday on Cartoon Network's ACME Night.

''[Gromit’s callbox beeps. Wallace pressing his service box.]''

Wallace: It was a long, hard night last night, Gromit. I need a good hearty breakfast under me belt.

''[Gromit pulls it, Wallace slides out of his bed. He gets stuck through the hole, stammering. Gromit pulls it, making a big hammer appear.'']

Wallace: [gets smashed] Ow!

Announcer: ...

[Wallace looks up.]

Wallace: Oh. [camera zooms out revealing loads of rabbits]

Announcer: ACME Night presents Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of Were-Rabbit.

Rabbit: [turns around and smiles, showing the teeth.] Hee! [waves.]

Wallace: Well… With a big trap.

[Gromit slaps his face]

Announcer: Premieres, Next Sunday at 6. (Gromit giving the Were-Rabbit a high five.) Epic movies for everyone on Cartoon Network.

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) - Transcript
Captain Bart the Pirate: (excitedly) Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! (The pirates cheers)

Announcer: Next Sunday on Cartoon Network's ACME Night, Plankton steals the crown and flies off to Shell City, thanks to Plan Z. ''[Plankton peeks out from behind the crown, snickering evilly. King Neptune reaches for his crown, but puts the pillow on his head instead.]''

Mindy: Dad, your "crown"...

King Neptune: What the...? [Discovers that his crown is missing] My crown! [screams]

Announcer: King Neptune helps SpongeBob and Patrick find his crown in Shell City.

SpongeBob: King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

King Neptune: [stretches his eyes out] You, go to Shell City?

SpongeBob: Patrick, let's go get that crown. ''[They run to the kitchen where they slide down two metallic poles. They enter an elevator and start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "Ker-Patty!" appears.]''

Patrick: Are they laughing at us?

(Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. SpongeBob and Patrick slap their knees and laugh like Lloyd and Floyd. King Neptune bumps into the Krusty Krab sign pole. An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis.)

SpongeBob: No, Patrick. They're laughing next to us.

[David Hasselhoff who is running in slow motion.]

SpongeBob: Who are you?

David Hasselhoff: I'm David Hasselhoff.

SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray! (The Pirates and the audience cheers.)

Announcer: ACME Night presents The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.

Plankton: Oh, boy.

Announcer: Premieres, Next Sunday at 6.

(SpongeBob and Patrick are traveling in the Patty Wagon.)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Shell City, here we come!

Announcer: Epic movies for everyone on Cartoon Network.

The Spongebob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015) - Transcript
Announcer: Next Sunday on Cartoon Network's ACME Night, a Pirate named Burger Beard discovered the magical book has the power to make any text written upon it real and stole the secret Krabby Patty formula.

Burger Beard: What's that? Take the book? I don't mind if I do. (He grabs the book and the skeleton falls over. Burger Beard starts to walk away. SpongeBob and Plankton start to tug for the formula, but the formula then magically vanishes.)

SpongeBob: What? Where'd it go?

(SpongeBob opens up the patty vault and screams like a girl, then the vault reveals that all the patties are gone.)

Mr. Krabs: We're out of Krabby Patties?!

SpongeBob: (He makes a headband from it.) And so, if a sacrifice is needed to restore Bikini Bottom to its former glory... (Squidward and a group watches him) then I am willing to take one for the team!

Announcer: ...

SpongeBob/Invincibubble: Mr. Superawesomeness, take him down.

'''Patrick/Mr. Superawesomeness:' (He scrunches his face and ice cream cones are yanked from beachgoers. In a dramatic gesture, he grabs the cones and holds them up. As the sky darkens and lightning strikes, Burger Beard holds up a pink umbrella. Suddenly, Patrick smiles and licks the ice cream)'' Mmmm! (giggles)

Announcer: ACME Night presents The Spongebob Movie: Sponge Out of Water.

Squidward: (He playfully punches SpongeBob's arm) Aw, SpongeBob, you're okay in my book.

SpongeBob: Aw, shucks.

Announcer: Premieres, Next Sunday at 6.

SpongeBob: What is it, Patrick?

Patrick: Run! (he runs and a Squidasaurus Rex destroys the time machine and he roars)

Announcer: Epic movies for everyone on Cartoon Network.

Anastasia (1997) - Transcript
Announcer: Next Sunday on Cartoon Network's ACME Night,...

Announcer: ACME Night presents Anastasia.

Announcer: Premieres, Next Sunday at 6. (?) Epic movies for everyone on Cartoon Network.