Detective Steven and the Twisted Heist/Trailer transcripts

Teaser Trailer

 * Narrator: From the creators of OK K.O.! K.O., Steven, and the White Buffalo and Steven Universe: The Tournament. Steven Universe is back, and this time.... he's becoming a detective...
 * Steven: Alright, everyone, let's solve the case of who stole White Diamond's... uh... diamond!!
 * Narrator: Steven Universe is on the case to search for White Diamond's diamond, after it was stolen by an unknown suspect.
 * [A news reporter is interviewing Peridot]
 * News Reporter: Who do you think could've stolen it?
 * Peridot: I'm not sure, but that person sure is one giant heck of a clod!!
 * Narrator: Starring everyone's favorite mystery duo... Roger Rabbit and Eddie Valiant!!
 * Roger Rabbit: Hello, everyone!! My names Roger Rabbit! And this is my partner Eddie Valiant!
 * Eddie Valiant: We're honored to meet you sir.
 * Steven: The honor is mine... 'cause tonight, we have a case to search!
 * Narrator: This summer...
 * Amethyst: I hope we know what you're doing, Steven...
 * Narrator: The heist begins...
 * Steven: We need testimony, and we need it quick.
 * Roger Rabbit: Well, then, meet my pal, John Killborne! They call 'im Testimony No. 1!
 * John Kilborne: That's true.
 * Steven: Uh... I'll... uh... take it from here...
 * Narrator: Detective Steven and the Twisted Heist.
 * Steven: Aha! Perfect!
 * Narrator: On your Cartoon Network August 22.

Official Trailer

 * Narrator: This summer... from the creators of OK K.O.! Jasper and Me, OK K.O.! Wrestling for Glory and OK K.O.! K.O., Steven, and the White Buffalo and from the director of Steven Universe: The Tournament... Steven is back, and this time... he's a detective...
 * Steven: I'm a what now?
 * Narrator: A detective. Ahem... Steven is back and he has to solve a mystery! White Diamond's gem has been stolen, but Steven's pink powers are coming back!
 * Steven: IT'S NOT AN ISSUE!! [turns pink]
 * Narrator: Everyone is doing everything they can to stop Steven from losing control... but it isn't working...
 * Steven: I'm sorry, everyone... all you're doing isn't helping... the Diamonds... the deflating... heck, even Trickshot's Meditation Camp ain't working!!
 * Trickshot: You what?!
 * Steven: I'm sorry, it just ain't working...
 * Trickshot: Well, how are we gonna deal with this and White Diamond at the same time?
 * Steven: I'm not sure...
 * Peridot: There, there, Steven, let's go home.
 * Steven: Okay... [sniffs]
 * [At home, Steven is called]
 * Steven: [picks up his phone, accepting the call] Hi, Steven here, who is this?
 * Narrator: But then, he is called by a familiar crime-fighting duo...
 * Roger Rabbit: Hey, uh... Mr. Universe! Roger Rabbit, here!
 * Steven: Roger, it's really you?!
 * Roger Rabbit: You can bet your bottom dollar it is. And here's my partner, Eddie Valiant.
 * Eddie Valiant: Greetings, Mr. Universe.
 * Steven: You can call me Steven.
 * Roger Rabbit: Okay. The reason we called you is because a legendary, white diamond has been stolen.
 * Eddie Valiant: We don't know who stole it.
 * Roger Rabbit: Mm-hm.
 * Steven: Hey, I think I know what you're talking about... White Diamond! It was her diamond that was stolen! She's a sentient gemstone!
 * Roger Rabbit: ...What?!
 * Steven: [sighs]
 * Eddie Valiant: We heard of you, Steven, and that White Diamond you're talking about. That's why we figure you'd be the perfect detective!
 * Steven: W-w-what?!?!
 * Eddie Valiant: I think you heard me, Steven...
 * Steven: Y-yeah... but, really? Me?! A detective?! WHY DOES THIS ALL SOUND SO... [gulps] familar...
 * Eddie Valiant: You tell me... anyway, our mission takes place at New Sanfranyorkyo.
 * Steven: Hey, I know that place... we went there for a tournament, once!
 * Eddie Valiant: Really?
 * Steven: Yes, yes!
 * Eddie Valiant: A guy named SpongeBob SquarePants is helping us, too...
 * Steven: I remember him, as well...
 * Roger Rabbit: Well, our plane takes off at midnight tomorrow.
 * Steven: Really? I better go do some packing...
 * Narrator: Steven and his friends must go on a heist to get the diamond back.
 * Steven: Everybody, welcome back to New Sanfranyorkyo!
 * Peridot: I'm so happy we're back, I really did miss this place.
 * Pearl: Me too.
 * K.O.: Hey, look! [points at SpongeBob] SpongeBob's back!!
 * SpongeBob: Hey, guys! It's good to see you again! I see you're here, because... you're apparently a detective, now.
 * Steven: Yes, I am...
 * SpongeBob: Well, what are we waiting for?!
 * Steven: We gotta know your plan, first.
 * SpongeBob: Ah, yes, my plan... there is no plan, basically, we're just gonna play it by ear.
 * Steven: [sighs]
 * Narrator: This August, get ready for the heist of a lifetime!!
 * Steven: We got some mysteries to solve, everyone.
 * K.O.: Yeah, we're on the case of White Diamond's missing diamond.
 * Roger Rabbit: Well, what are we waiting for?
 * Grotto: Let's go find it!
 * Nico: We'll find that diamond if it's the last thing we do!
 * Trickshot: Yeah!
 * Pocket: You said it!
 * Enid: I'm so excited for this mission, huh Rad?
 * Radicles: Yeah, in fact I've never done some any cases before in my whole life!
 * Eddie Valiant: You'll enjoy the case, Mr. Radicles...
 * Narrator: Starring Kevin Hart as John Killborne, AKA Testimony No. 1!!
 * John Killborne: Greetings Steven, my name's John Killborne, AKA Testimony No. 1! I'm a friend of Roger Rabbit!
 * Steven: Well, we're pleased to meet you Mr. Killborne, or Testimony No. 1...
 * John Killborne: I got some testimony for you. The suspect lives on a giant tower up in the sky... I wonder how we're gonna get up there...
 * Steven: I have a plan.. but it's very risky...
 * John Killborne: Tell me, tell me.
 * Steven: Well... We should all split up and capture the villain until they reveal their true identity.
 * Nico: That sounds great!
 * John Killborne: I kinda agree with your idea Steven.
 * Steven: Thanks.
 * Narrator: Can Steven and his friends stop crime all over the world? Can Steven retrieve White Diamond's diamond, find out in all new Steven Universe movie.... "Detective Steven and the Twisted Heist"!
 * Amethyst: Nice...
 * Narrator: Coming soon to Cartoon Network, August 22, 2031!

Toonami Trailer

 * TOM: 12 years ago, we created a trailer for the movie Steven Universe: The Movie.
 * SARA: Ah, memories... but here we are, back again, to promote the new Cartoon Network movie, "Detective Steven and the Twisted Heist".
 * TOM: We'll give kudos to Cartoon Network for trying something new, compared to their other movies.
 * SARA: That, and we still love Steven, even after so many years.
 * TOM: We hope you enjoy the trailer.
 * [The trailer begins]
 * TBA