Attack Of The Sixty Foot Launchpad/Transcript

This is the transcript of "Attack Of The Sixty Foot Launchpad".

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[The scene opens up to outside of the manor, where Scrooge and Launchpad were packing for hiking.]

Launchpad: We're all set to the hike.

Scrooge: That's good, Launchpad. [To the kids.] Alright, kids. It's time to go hiking at the woods.

Huey: Yay! Now, I can find the clues.

Louie: I wondered if we can see any bugs.

Dewey: Or a lake?

Webby: Exactly!

Scrooge: So let's go to the woods!

Kids: Yay!

[The scene cuts to the woods.]

Scrooge: Here we are. The woods.

[Meanwhile, there is a freak show circus, where there is a circus owner named Happy Jack.]

Happy Jack: Alright! I want you all to meet Flintheart Glomgold.

[Happy Jack present Flintheart Glomgold.]

Flintheart: Hello, my name is Flintheart Glomgold.

Happy Jack: Now, I'll let Flintheart to make sure you all practice for tonight while I go outside, no asking questions.

Freak Show Performer #2: But why-

Happy Jack: No questions!

Freak Show Performer #2: [frowns.] Aw...

''[Happy Jack leaves the circus. Back at the woods, Launchpad and Webby are playing tag, Huey is finding a clue.]''

Huey: What's this? Red water? On the ground? [Gets a stick with a bug.] Let's test it to find out.

[Huey puts the stick on a red water and watches the bug grow.]

Huey: Whoa! So big!

Donald: Hi guys.

Scrooge: Donald, what are you doing in woods?

Donald: I tried to find a mysterious lake.

Huey: I was wondering about it too!

''[As the others were talking, Launchpad notices a glove. He grabs it and left to find the person.]''

Launchpad: Hello? I think that glove belongs to someone.

[Then, he saw a silhouette of someone.]

Launchpad: Huh? [Walks to him.] Hey, I found your-

[The person took the glove out of Launchpad's hand.]

???: [A tail can be seen.] Leave me alone!

Launchpad: Wait! Come back! [Runs after him.]

[Meanwhile at the circus.]

Flintheart: Jack? Happy Jack?

Happy Jack: What is it, Flintheart?

Flintheart: Why were you running?

[Happy Jack shrugs.]

Flintheart: Oh well.

[Then, he was greeted by one of the freak show performers.]

Freak Show Performer #1: Come inside...

[Flintheart opens the door.]

Flintheart: Look what I found. [Shows a green thing.]

Freak Show Performer #1: This reminds me of someone I know. [Flashes back where Jack was just a worker.] He was known for his deeds. His life changed forever when...

[Something came to shadow Jack.]

Happy Jack: Huh? Hello? Who's there?

[A green liquid falls on Jack.]

Happy Jack: What the!? A green liquid?

[Jack slips which knocks him out.]

Freak Show Performer #1: [Voiceover.] When he got sent to the hospital, something terrible happened.

[Jack's eyes are opening a little.]

Happy Jack: [Quietly.] What happened?

Doctor: Oh my...

Happy Jack: [Groans quietly.] What... [His left hand is now green and he now has a tail.]

[Jack gasped in shocked.]

Happy Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGGGH!

[Flashback ends as Freak Show Performer sadly look at Happy Jack]

Freak Show Performer #1: That's why I felt bad for you, Jack.

Happy Jack: [Sighs.] Just get back to practicing.

Freak Show Performer #1: [sadly.] Okay.

[Back at the woods.]

Scrooge: Where's Launchpad?

Dewey: He was here a moment ago, but I don't know where he is.

Webby: I wonder where he went.

''[Cuts to Launchpad, searching for the person. What he didn't know that there was a red lake.]''

Launchpad: Hello? Anybody there? [Look at the red lake.] What's this? A red lake? That's strange. I wonder what will happen if I go into the red lake. [Falls in.] AAHH!! [Stands up.] Huh? What's happening to me?

''[He begins to grow into a giant pilot. He stops growing as he bumps into a treebranch.]''

Launchpad: Ow! [Gasps.] Gee, I thought my growth spurts can be normal, but it was a lake. [He looks down.] Whoa, maybe I should go find the others, they'll find me at the woods.

[Meanwhile, the others were looking for Launchpad.]

Scrooge: Where do you think he might have went?

Webby: I think he was found at the woods.

Louie: Or maybe... Here!

[Suddenly, the helicopter was moving.]

Louie: Hey, look.

Webby: The helicopter is moving. What should we do?

Donald: I think I can fix-

[It starts to shake.]

Webby: This is just what we need: an earthquake!

Huey: Wait a minute, I don't recall an earthquake. It must be something else.

[It reveals that Launchpad was running.]

Launchpad: [Stops.] Guys! Thank gosh I found you!

[The others were shocked as Donald fainted.]

Webby: What happened to you, Launchpad?

Launchpad: Well, I tried to find someone but I found a strange red lake, which I fell into the lake and grew 60 feet.

Huey: I knew it. Must be a growth lake. Like the red water I found.

Webby: I agree, Huey.

Scrooge: We better get back to the manor to figure out.

Huey, Webby: Alright then, Uncle Scrooge.

[At the manor, Scrooge is thinking while Beakley comes into the room.]

Beakley: So, what happened to Launchpad?

Scrooge: He fell into a growth lake and grew 60 feet.

Beakley: Oh. That would explain why Launchpad isn't inside.

Scrooge: Yes.

''[Then, the manor began to shake. Outside, Launchpad is tapping on the manor, looking down sadly.]''

Beakley: What's the matter, Launchpad?

Launchpad: I... don't want to talk about it...

Beakley: Well... Why don't you play with the kids, away from the manor?

Launchpad: They refused to let me play...

Beakley: Why?

Webby: You see, we tried to but since he fell into a growth lake and became a sixty foot giant, it's hard for him to play.

Louie: He couldn't fly a plane when he's a giant.

Huey: Or drive.

Dewey: Or even play with us. Plus, when he tried to help Donald, he accidentally stepped on the pool which caused the water to get out. It'll take 6 days to refill the water.

Launchpad: [Starts to sob.] If o-only I was normal-sized again! It would have been better if I was still in my normal size.

[The kids runs from his tears.]

Huey: Look out!!

[They dodge the giant tears.]

Donald: Watch the tears!

Scrooge: Careful!!

Launchpad: [Sniffles.] Sorry.

Beakley: Don't worry, we'll try cure you by using the needle. I better call Ludwig. It'll be better soon.

Launchpad: O-okay...

[Later, Ludwig arrived at the manor.]

Ludwig: [Inside the manor.] Hello Bentina.

Beakley: Ludwig, thank gosh you're here. I need your help. Launchpad grew 60 feet after he fell into a growth lake.

Ludwig: No problem! I can try to make antidote to a growth lake. [Takes out the antidote.] By this.

Scrooge: So sharp...

[Outside of the manor, Launchpad was worried and runs away from the manor.]

Launchpad: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!

''[Happy Jack and his freak show performers can be seen at the city. The performers are shocked.]''

Freak Show Performer #2: S-sir!

Happy Jack: What now?!

Freak Show Performer #3: T-t-there's a giant pilot!

Happy Jack: What do you mean- OH MY GOSH! It's Duckzilla! [Runs to Launchpad.]

Freak Show Performer #6: Yikes! Run for your lives!

Freak Show Performers: Let's get out of here!/I have so much to live for!/SAVE ME!

[They run for their lives except for Happy Jack.]

Happy Jack: There you are. Let me introduce myself. I'm Happy Jack, I'm the owner of the circus.

Launchpad: Wow, really?

Happy Jack: Yeah, and I was wondering... Would you like to become a new freak show performer?

Launchpad: Sure thing!

Happy Jack: Good, because I got a surprise for you.

[Back at the McDuck Manor, Beakley was worried.]

Beakley: Where's Launchpad?

Ludwig: He's with Happy Jack.

Beakley: Really?

Ludwig: Yeah. When he was visiting the city. Happy Jack saw him and took him to a show.

Beakley: But how did you know Launchpad's with him?

Ludwig: Well, right now. He's at the circus. And I found this note from Happy Jack. Read this.

Beakley: "You're all invited to see Launchpad, the 60 foot pilot. - Happy Jack."

Ludwig: See?

Scrooge: We better get to the circus.

[At the circus, Happy Jack was present Giant Launchpad.]

Duck in the stage: Jack, will you do the honers?

Happy Jack: Sure thing.

Duck in the stage: Alright then, Jack.

Happy Jack: Ladies and gentlemen, I present you, the sixty foot pilot!

[The curtains pulls up to reveal Launchpad.]

Scrooge: There he is!

[Scrooge walks up the stage.]

Scrooge: Launchpad, what are you doing? You're not supposed to stay with Jack.

Launchpad: Oh, sorry.

Scrooge: I'll try to cure you.

Happy Jack: You! What are you doing on the stage?

Scrooge: I'm trying to get my worker back!

Happy Jack: Oh, no! You don't! He belongs to me now!

Launchpad: [Grabs the locks key.] I can handle this. [Unlocks the locks.]

Happy Jack: [Gasps.] What?!

Launchpad: [Grabs Scrooge.] Hold on, Mr. McDee!

[Launchpad escapes from the circus.]

Happy Jack: Get back here!

''[Happy Jack then go after giant Launchpad. At Duckburg, Launchpad walks through Duckburg. The townspeople were running for their lives.]''

Citizen #1: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Citizen #5: It's a monster!

Kid: It's duckzilla!

Launchpad: Oh man, I hate being a giant.

[Launchpad then gets an idea.]

Launchpad: [To Scrooge.] Hold on. [Climbs up the building.]

[Below the building, many people were shocked.]

Police Officer: Hey Launchpad! What are you doing on top of the building?

Police Officer #2: It's no use, sir. I still don't know how do you know him. [Calls the officer.] Get the planes now!

Officer on the phone: Okay! But there's one problem: We don't have biplanes!

Police Officer #2: Then use jets, for Pete's sake!

Officer on the phone: Okay.

Citizens: [Shocked] Oh my gosh!/There's a giant on the building./I can't believe it!

[The jets came to the building.]

Launchpad: Oh no!

[Below the building.]

Beakley: This is not good.

Ludwig: We need to get up there!

Webby: But how?

Ludwig: I told Donald to bring the plane.

Huey: But he doesn't know how to fly the plane.

Ludwig: He might try.

Donald: Guys!

Ludwig: Yes?

Donald: I'm flying the plane!

Ludwig: Hooray! Now let's get on the plane.

''[They get into the plane. On top of the building, Launchpad swats the jets.]''

Launchpad: You know, I flied planes but I was never attacked by one!

[Then, Scrooge saw the plane ahead.]

Scrooge: Uhh, Launchpad. You better see this.

Launchpad: Huh? [Gasps.] My plane.

[Inside the plane, Donald was shocked.]

Donald: What the? How did you get up there?

Launchpad: I have to run from- ''[Sees Happy Jack, who is flying a plane. He gasps.]'' Guys, look! It's Happy Jack!

Scrooge: And Flintheart?!

Happy Jack: [Laughs evilly.] Soon, I'll make you my new attraction!

Flintheart: And you'll never escape from us!

Launchpad: Oh no! This is not good, Mr. McDee!

Donald: Not on my watch!

''[Donald flies the plane. Launchpad lets go of Scrooge as he jumps into the plane.]''

Donald: Uncle Scrooge!

Scrooge: Donald! [Hugs him.] Now, let's shrink him! Ludwig! Use the antidote!

Ludwig: Sure thing.

[As they fly, Ludwig is aiming the antidote at Launchpad.]

Scrooge: Fire!

[Ludwig shoots at Launchpad.]

Launchpad: Ow!

[Launchpad then shrinks back to his normal size.]

Launchpad: I'm in my normal size again!

Donald: Quick, jump!

Launchpad: Okay! [Jumps onto the plane.]

Scrooge: Good job, Launchpad! Now let's get out of here!

[Launchpad flies the plane.]

Happy Jack: Grrrrr! Come back!

[Happy Jack then chasing them.]

Launchpad: Guys! I think Happy Jack is chasing us!

Webby: Which is why the door's open.

Scrooge: Uhh....

Happy Jack: I'll get you, Launchpad!

Scrooge: Not on my watch!

[Scrooge uses his cane.]

Happy Jack: [To Flintheart.] Flintheart, use this.

Flintheart: [To Jack.] Yes, sir.

''[Happy Jack then shoot at Donald and others. They take cover. Scrooge then hits Happy Jack by the hand, causing his left glove to fall off.]''

Happy Jack: NO! MY GLOVE!

Scrooge: What the?! Your hand is green!

Happy Jack: Yes it is! And now you're going to-

''[Scrooge notices the building and screams in fear. Then, it crashes into the building. Luckily, they survived.]''

Happy Jack: Ugh... ''[Sees his glove. He puts it on.]''

Police Officer #1: Freeze!

Happy Jack: Ah!

Police Officer #2: [Handcuffs Happy Jack.] Jack, you're under arrested for using a person as your new slave.

Happy Jack: What?! You'll pay for this, Scrooge McDuck!

[The police car left.]

Webby: Launchpad, I'm glad you're back to normal.

Launchpad: Yeah. At least we can finally rest.

[In Duckburg's Police Station, it was revealed that Flintheart is in a cell.]

Flintheart: Hey, don't I get a phone call?

[The episode ends]