Wander of Wonder/Chapter Two

Chapter Two is the second issue of Wander of Wonder.

Transcript
Nix is seen throwing tennis balls into the air and attempting to catch them. They fall repeatedly over and over. Rolf walks over to the two. Nix and Jayna suddenly go silent. Desmond is seen sitting on his throne eating a mango. Nix runs into the room, panting and trying to catch his breath. Desmond stares at him. Desmond pulls out a map and folds it into a paper airplane before throwing it at Nix, who catches it and unfolds it. Nix runs off while chanting "green tower" to himself. Nix is seen walking through a field, still repeating green tower to himself. He gets ready to cross a bridge only for a mole to stop him. A fox steps out of the shadows. Mortimer pulls out a rapier and swings it at Nix. Nix leans backward, dodging it easily. Mortimer continues trying to attack Nix who keeps dodging the attacks over and over until Sidney grabs Nix from behind. Mortimer attempts to stab Nix but is kicked in the face by him causing him to fall on the ground in pain. Nix kicks Sidney away before running off, once again repeating green tower. Mortimer growls.
 * Jayna: Why can't you try this later?
 * Nix: Because I'm good at juggling now!
 * Jayna: You sure about that? you seem to be sucking pretty hard right now.
 * Nix: That's mean. You're mean. Stop being mean.
 * Jayna: No, I’m logical.
 * Nix: Logic sucks and so do you! no, I didn't mean that last bit, sorry, I'm... I'm very annoyed right now.
 * Jayna: Me too.
 * Rolf: Hey, Nix!
 * Nix: Oh, hey Rolf!
 * Rolf: What're you doing?
 * Nix: I'm trying to juggle.
 * Jayna: Failing to juggle.
 * Nix: Be quiet. As I said, trying to juggle.
 * Rolf: Oh, neat. Well, anyway, I was sent to tell you King Desmond is calling on you.
 * Nix: King Desmond.
 * Rolf: Yes.
 * Nix: The King Desmond.
 * Rolf: Yup.
 * Nix: Is calling on me.
 * Rolf: Indeed.
 * Jayna: Let’s hope it’s not for juggling.
 * Desmond: You know Roselyn, I've never eaten a mango in my entire life.
 * Roselyn: Wha... mangos are a big part of a gorilla's diet, how did you manage to go so long without eating one?
 * Desmond: I actually don’t know. I mean, they were always there for me to eat and I just kinda... didn't.
 * Nix: You wanted... to see me... King Desmond?
 * Desmond: Ah, Nix my lad! good to see you again!
 * Roselyn: Who is this again?
 * Desmond: Nix, he's the little rabbit boy from a few days ago.
 * Roselyn: Didn’t pay attention.
 * Desmond: Yeah, that makes sense.
 * Nix: Uh... I'm still here.
 * Desmond: Right. Nix, do you know my daughter?
 * Nix: You have a daughter?
 * Desmond: Yes, she's not much older than you. I have a package for her but sadly something is holding it up, but I need that package to get to her. Nix, as your first royal mission, I want you to get that package and give it to my daughter.
 * Nix: My first royal mission? can do! where's your daughter?
 * Desmond: Her room is the green tower, the tower with the green roof, so when you have the package remember that. Green tower.
 * Nix: Grey tower, got it!
 * Desmond: Green!
 * Nix: Blue!
 * Nix: I thought we were just naming colors but now I realize what you were saying there. The tower is green, I'll try to remember that.
 * Desmond: Wonderful. Here, take this.
 * Desmond: It's a map to the merchant who has the package.
 * Nix: Got it! get the package, come home, and go to the grey tower!
 * Desmond: Green.
 * Nix: Green! green tower, green tower, green tower...
 * Roselyn: She's never getting that package.
 * Desmond: I know... but I hope he remembers.
 * Roselyn: He won't.
 * Desmond: I know...
 * Mole: If you wish to cross this bridge, you must pay me in gold... en... fridge...
 * ???: Oh come on Sidney!
 * Fox: You have to do better than that if you want people to actually pay you!
 * Sidney: Sorry.
 * Jayna: I have never been more confused in my life...
 * Nix: Who are you?
 * Sidney: He's Mortimer Worthingham! the bandit king!
 * Mortimer: They weren't supposed to know that Sidney! You stupid mole.
 * Nix: You two are bandits?
 * Mortimer: Well, since someone gave it away, yes. I am Mortimer Worthingham and I've been scamming and extorting people since before you could walk!
 * Nix: I kinda feel like I could beat you up...
 * Mortimer: What? no, you couldn't.
 * Nix: You sure? you don't seem very tough.
 * Mortimer: I’m slick, I don't need to be tough.
 * Nix: You're not very intimidating either. I mean your shirt has a giant mustard stane on it. So “slick”.
 * Mortimer: Sidney, this morning you told me that I looked, and I quote, "as dapper as I've ever looked." Now, when you said that, did you notice I had a giant mustard stane!?
 * Sidney: Well, to be fair, in daylight I'm mostly blind.
 * Mortimer: You're telling me this now?
 * Sidney: I'm a mole, I assumed you knew.
 * Nix: Ha! this is fun!
 * Jayna: Wow, you guys are some of the most pathetic people I've ever met. It's not even the funny kind of pathetic either.
 * Mortimer: Enough talk, fight time!
 * Nix: You know, I don't think you're meant to swing rapiers like that. Pretty sure it's more a thrusting weapon.
 * Mortimer: I will not be lectured on how to use my own weapon! En Garde!
 * Sidney: I got him, boss! I got him!
 * Mortimer: Wonderful...
 * Mortimer: Gah! my nose! you stupid cottontail!
 * Nix: Actually I'm a statin, thank you very much.
 * Mortimer: I don’t care if you’re the Easter Bunny!
 * Nix: Well, if you'll excuse me mister bandit, I'm a bit busy right now and I have to get going.
 * Mortimer: Let’s just go!