Sky Gets Fired/Transcript

(Theme song)

Sky: Hey guys, Sky here. This year is the 100th anniversary of Disney, and we know just how to celebrate it. You know, when it comes to making dreams come alive, there used to be nothing like the movies.

So we thought it would be fun to ask a few visionary Hollywood directors to create his Let's be honest, his Own unique version of the same Sky Show story, "Sky Gets Fired. " Of the countless directors we contacted, three did not say no immediately, and I got a weird message from Paul Verhoeven - that I could not understand.

- (PHONE BEEPS)

VERHOEVEN: Ah, Sky, habinsky Vermhoeven.

Kebbensme comfurdle.

Stupf.

Sky: I’ve listened to that over a hundred times now.

I-I got nothin’.

Anyway, here’s our first director, Quentin Tarantino.

(“VEHICLE” BY THE IDES OF MARCH PLAYING)

Hey, well, I’m the friendly stranger in the black sedan, won't you hop inside my car?

I got pictures, got candy, I'm a lovable man And I can take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle, baby I'll take you anywhere you wanna go I'm your vehicle, woman By now I'm sure you know

(Sky stretches his neck to the beat)

-That I love ya

-Love ya

-I need ya

- Need ya I want you, got to have you, child Great God in heaven, you know I love you

Sky: What’s in your lunch?

Co-worker: Pizza

Sky: From home or from a place?

Co-worker: A place

(Sky knocks the co-worker out, taking his lunch)

Well, if you wants to be a movie star I'll get a ticket to Hollywood.

Dahlberg, you’re three hours late.

Sky: Stop trying to be a clock, you ain’t got the face for it.

I've had enough of your nonsense.

You're fired!!!!

(Sky walks down the hallway until he notices a bright light coming from the other room)

(Sky curiously enters the room to see what the light was, which is revealed to be a golden barrel)

Sky: It's a cliche!

(Sky takes the barrel)

Sky: You think you can fire me? I'm taking this barrel as payback!

(60s style Intermission time card)

Sky: Cinema is an event