Brandon (2023 Film) Transcript

Chapter 1: Stephen Comes
Leafy: Brandon!! Brandon!! Wake Up!!!

Brandon: (yawns) What time is it?

Leafy: It’s your birthday!!!

Brandon: OK (yawns)

Leafy: Let’s go get your friends!!!

Brandon: OK.

Leafy: Everyone!!!! Wake up!!! It’s Brandon’s Birthday!!!

Anna: (yawns) OK.

Firey: Huh? What time is it?

Kellie: It’s Brandon Birthday.

All: Happy Birthday, Brandon.

Brandon: Leafy woke me up.

Daddy: You woke Leafy up when you have a nightmare.

Mommy: Daddy. OK, Brandon. Your going to open the presents at 9:00 AM.

Brandon: But what time is now?

All: 8:00!?!?

Elsa: Ugh. It’s 1 hour left.

Pin: I don’t think we need a problem.

Brandon: It’s 8:45 AM now. It really a birthday. That... That today is 8/18/20

Balloony: Yeah. Somebody taking away from that old gate.

Gaty: Hey!!

(knocks on door)

Brandon: Who is it?

Nathan: I think it’s a delivery food.

Brandon: It’s my birthday card!! Hi??

Stephen: How dare you download videos MooTube

Brandon: It’s YouTube!

Stephen: Whatever.

Chapter 2: Stephen destroys Brandon’s House
Nathan: Hey! Who are you?

Stephen: Stephen!! Now I’m going to kidnap Brandon!!

Nathan: Why??

Stephen: Because he uploaded a video on YouTube!!!

Brandon: No!! I didn’t!!!

Pin: He was telling the truth, Sticky Villain Guy!!

Brandon: Yeah!! I’m telling the truth!!

Stephen: I’m going to destroy your house.

Brandon: No, Stupid.

Stephen: That’s It!!

Brandon: Ow!!

Leafy: Are you OK?

Brandon: No. (crying)

Firey: He’s bleeding.

Anna: That was right.

Stephen: I got an incinerator. I can destroy the parents dishes.

Brandon: No! Not my parents dishes!

Firey: I can make you On Fire!!

Stephen: Nope. You will not. I will put you out.

Firey: Uh. Water is my poison!!

Stephen: Oh Yeah?!?!

Vanellope: I can save you, Firey!! Hot Hot!!

Firey: Ahh!!!

Stephen: I can do that Pots and Pans when Brandon cooks dinner.

Brandon: But. But But But But...

Stephen: No buts!!

Elsa: Well. Don’t listen to the bad guy, Brandon.

Stephen: No!! Brandon has to listen to me!! I got Brandon’s parents jewelry.

Leafy: Oh, Great.

Elsa: I agree. I am a Recovery Center.

(recovers Firey)

Firey: I’m so glad you bring me back!!

Stephen: Not again.

Candace Flynn: Has the stupid guy finished?

Stephen: Nope!!

Brandon: No. Not our bed!!!

Brandon, Leafy, Ferb, Candace Flynn and Pin: Stop. You have to stop. No. You have to stop.

Stephen: Here comes Brandon’s Toys. Well. I’m done. No it’s time to kidnap Brandon.

Brandon: Oh No!!

Pin: Run!!

Stephen: Who is that?

Brandon: (gasps) What are you doing. What is your name?

June Einstein: June Einstein.

Brandon: Hello.

June Einstein: You can join to my Einsteins.

Brandon: Really?

Stephen: No. I going to kidnap you!!

Chapter 3: Brandon’s Family
Mommy and Daddy: (yawns)

Kellie: Hey. Where’s Brandon?

Pin: Can you remember when Stephen tries to kidnap him and June Einstie...

Kellie: Yeah. Can we call the police?

Gekko: The police got died.

Logan: Oh. So how we can save him?

Mommy: All right. Who wants to save Brandon?

Daddy: OK. Owlette, Gekko, Catboy, Phineas, Firey and Woody and rescue.

Pin: The competition is to rescue Brandon. When I blow the whistle, you have to go. If you did it. Take him to the Einsteins Place. Go.

(pin blows whistle)

Firey: We going to Annapolis.

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