Haunting 101/Transcript

Part One
''[Cue a mailman in his mail truck collecting mail until a white mail paper floats around. The mailman didn't see the ghost, but the viewers see a pudgy ghost girl carrying it and throwing it onto the ground. The mailman picks up the mail and the mail bag floats and pours all of the mail out as he screams in terror and runs off]'' [Abigail appears out of nowhere] [cue in class with the ghosts]
 * Helen: Wow, haunting a mailman sure is hard.
 * Abigail: [offscreen] It's fun!
 * Helen: Abigail?
 * Abigail: Yo, it's me. Abigail Rition! The apparition with a cool personality of a poltergeist!
 * Helen: I have a poltergeist personality, too.
 * Mrs. Spectra Boollum: Okay, students, please sit down, it's time to begin. OK, Helen, I like to give your haunting an A+ since you scared off a mailman.
 * Helen: Boo-yah!

Part Two
[cuts to the Canteen area.]