The Moist Legs Hip Hop

Song: The Moist Legs Hip Hop

Writers: Marshall Bruce Mathers IIIAaron HoffmanEmily WarrenNadir KhayatRush

Released: June 4, 2019

Albums: South Park: Cartman's Bad Day: The Original Soundtrack and Kamikaze

Lyrics
(Pre-Verse: SonReal)

May I have your attention please?

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)

To learn to fly (to learn to fly)

Everybody (everybody)

Come take my heart (come take my heart)

We'll walk through Japan together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

(Verse 1: Eminem)

Her shoulders are skinny, legs moist, ears are long

There's food on her skirt already, buddy's pasties

She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready to learn to fly,

But she keeps on forgetting what she wrote down,

And I am, a loser

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

Radio won't even play my jam

'Cause I am, a loser

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

I don't know it's just the way I am

You better fall in love

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to learn to fly

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

You better fall in love

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to learn to fly

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

(Chorus: SonReal) May I have your attention please?

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)

To learn to fly (to learn to fly)

Everybody (everybody)

Come take my heart (come take my heart)

We'll walk through Japan together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

(Verse 2: Eminem) So lets go back

Follow the trail of breadcrumbs as we go on another episode

Journey with me as I take you through Japan

I once used to call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the supermarket now

(Chorus: SonReal)

May I have your attention please?

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)

To learn to fly (to learn to fly)

Everybody (everybody)

Come take my heart (come take my heart)

We'll walk through Japan together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

And when I'm gone, just learn to fly, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my skinny shoulders

Just know that I'm looking down on you complaining

And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain

Just fall in love

(Violin solo: Bob the Minion)

(Verse 3: Eminem)

And when she's gone, just learn to fly, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of her moist legs

Just know that she's looking down on you skipping

And her didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain

Just fall in love in your skirt.

(Chorus: SonReal)

May I have your attention please?

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)

To learn to fly (to learn to fly)

Everybody (everybody)

Come take my heart (come take my heart)

We'll walk through Japan together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm (2x)