SML Movie: The Stone Age!

"The Stone Age!" is the 591th episode of SML Movies.

Synopsis
In 20,000,007 B.C. we spend a day in the life of primitive versions of the SML cast.

Plot
It begins somewhere in prehistoric Florida, where we see a variety of unique dinosaurs and other animals, like a Brontosaurus roaming around eating the leaves off some palm trees until an Allosaurus scares it off, an angry mammoth fighting a spinosaur, a pterodactyl flying in the air and fighting a ferocious saber-toothed tiger, and we also see a pair of lizard-like dinosaurs battling each other before we are introduced to a cave.

Inside the cave we see Magar on the hide rug, with Jaba hitting himself with a club. Magar wonders why Jaba is hitting himself, with Jaba throwing the club at Magar without a reason. However, Magar dodged the club. Then he gets mad at Jaba and grounds him, with Jaba getting miffed at him. Magar calls Jaba out, and serves him green beans. Then Jaba flips the plate since he hates green beans. Then he gets in more trouble, and has to go back to his room, with Magar cleaning up the mess, muttering to himself. Jaba is in his room, then he hears some dinosaur noises, so he decides to look out his window, and sees some dinosaurs outside. He sees a Triceratops roaming around, a Stegosaurus eating, a T-rex roaming, and a pterodactyl roaring. This gave Jaba the idea of wanting a dinosaur.

We then cut to Baka Juka who is playing with his toys until his friends come. Then, Coga and Jopa come and want to play with the toys but Juka won't let them. Jopa then suggests that they play catch with Juka's "toy pebble" as he grabs it and throws it at Juka's head, which made Juka mad. Then Coga shows his friends a new invention of his called the wheel, much to Juka and Jopa's amazment. They then decide that they should all play with it outside. But before they do that, Juka goes to his father Baka, who is watching his favorite show Chobyyy through the cave window, to ask him if he and his friends can go outside to play with Coga's wheel. Baka agrees to let Juka and his friends go outside, and after they left, Baka notices that he is hungry and goes to his personal chef Ched Pao Pao, who is in the middle of cooking grubs, bugs, and plants, and orders him to go hunt for something better to eat. Ched Pao Pao offers him some food he is cooking right now, but Baka wasn't in the mood for that and wants something better. So, Baka tells him to go outside and go hunting, much to Ched Pao Pao's disappointment.

We then cut to Ched Pao Pao who is crawling through the tall grass as he targets a herd of wildebeest, but unknown to him, a giant bull Deinotherium has appeared behind him, and the prehistoric elephant sniffs him with curiosity. Ched Pao Pao turns around to see what is sniffing him but doesn't see the trunk. Then the Deinotherium does the same thing again and Ched Pao Pao turns around the other way, but doesn't see the trunk. And for the third time, the Deinotherium does it again; Ched Pao Pao quickly turns around to see the trunk and he looks up to see what it belongs to. The Deinotherium roars, and Ched Pao Pao runs for his life as the Deinotherium chases after him. Ched Pao Pao then heads to a nearby tree and climbs up it to escape the giant beast. The Deinotherium then roars in frustration as it can't reach for Ched Pao Pao, so it gives up and walks away. And as Pao Pao victoriously laughs and mocks the Deinotherium as it walks away, it turns out there are a flock of birds in the tree that Pao Pao has climbed up in and they all started pecking at him until he falls out of the tree.

Then we cut to Juka and his friends outside with Coga's wheel. They decide to roll it to each other. However, when it was heading towards Juka, he gives it a hard push, causing it to rapidly roll past Coga and Jopa. They chase the wheel and try to get it back, but a saber-toothed squirrel steals it before they were able to retrieve it. So, Coga gets upset at Juka for pushing it too hard. Juka then apologizes and tells him that they can get it back. They then try to make some plans to get the wheel back from the squirrel.

We cut back to Magar and Jaba, where Magar tells Jaba to say sorry to him and he will apologize too, and Jaba forgives him and apologizes. Then he asks for a pet dinosaur. much to Magar's disapproval, he refuses to get him one. Then Jaba ask a second time but draws a drawing on the wall of what will happen if he says yes or no, Magar refuses again since it would be too complicated to take care of, and Jaba hits Magar in the head with his club, and starts screaming and throwing a tantrum until Magar stops him and lets him get a pet dinosaur.

We cut to Ched Pao Pao, where he digs a hole and covers it up with leaves, branches, and sticks. He hears the sound of rustling near by, then he hides and waits for what ever creature is coming to come fall into the trap. The trap was a success as he looks into the pit to find a saber-toothed tiger has fallen into the trap and when he celebrates, the tiger jumps out of the hole and attacks Ched Pao Pao.

We cut to Juka and his friends, where Juka pokes the squirrel with a stick, with Coga asking why he did that. Juka says that he wanted to distract the squirrel so that Jopa can get the wheel. The squirrel was about to attack Juka, but Jopa gets caught by the squirrel after he looks to the side of him to see Jopa sneaking away. Then the squirrel attacks him and throws him out of the tree.

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We cut to Ched Pao Pao who was searching for his next target. He spots an Ankylosaurus, but it seems too spiky. He looks again and spots a ground sloth, but it seems too hairy. Then he spots a Ceratosaurus, but it seems too ferocious. Then he spots a Dilophosaurus right in front of him and decides to choose it as his next target, but then it spits in his face and Ched Pao Pao jumps into a river to wash the stuff out of his eyes then gets attacked by a crocodile.

Characters

 * Magar (primitive Mario)
 * Jaba (primitive Jeffy)
 * Baka (primitive Bowser)
 * Baka Juka (primitive Bowser Junior)
 * Ched Pao Pao (primitive Chef Pee Pee)
 * Jopa (primitive Joseph)
 * Coga (primitive Cody)
 * Corn husk doll (primitive Ken)
 * Booka T. Go (primitive Brooklyn T. Guy)
 * Chobyyy (primitive Charleyyy)
 * Oopa Pap (Big Nose)
 * The Saber-Toothed Squirrel
 * Skittles
 * Polly the Parrot
 * The Saber-Toothed Tiger
 * The Crocodile

Transcript

 * SML Movie: The Stone Age!/Transcript

Trivia

 * The year 20,000,007 B.C. which this video is set in is a reference to the year 2007 which was the year that the first SML video was released.
 * This video uses footage from various movies, shows, documentaries, and videos for most scenes that involve dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures.
 * This count as the Crocodile's first official appearance since "Bowser Junior's Broccoli Problem!", with the exception from "Schizophrenia Case Study".
 * The video was made right after Nintendo's cease and desist got invalid. Because for the crew reusing the original plush versions again.

Errors

 * Although the placement in time is all fictional, there's no fossil evidence that any spinosaurids, wildebeest, deinotherium, or saber-toothed squirrels lived in North America.