Camp Destroyed

Camp Destroyed is a song written by Billie Eilish for Boy Scout Mickey, the first episode of Saturday Morning Mouse. While Eilish sung the song, it was composed by Christopher Willis.

Lyrics

 * Your camp is getting destroyed
 * So do a backflip
 * Cuz Minnie and her gang are destroyin' stuff
 * It's all Pete's fault
 * And we don’t care if it wasn’t
 * So Minnie and her gals are making a…tsunami
 * Made of toliet water, toy mouses that explode, summoning up Ursula, The Beagle Boys, and many, many, many more
 * Mickey, Donald, Aaron, and Pete are surviving
 * while the others are suffering
 * but Paul Rudish wants to make this dramatic
 * He got toilet water on him and so did he, but the Beagle Boys don't care
 * Mickey, Aaron, Donald, and Pete hide under a car, while hundreds of girls
 * driving many cars but not this one for some reason
 * And then goes Ursula making lightning while the Beagle Boys mock and torment the kids
 * but they don't care
 * and we don’t care too
 * so who gives a deal, no one does
 * you wanna know why
 * oh boy, you bet your dang tootin' i'll tell you why
 * its is really because
 * Minnie is doing this because she wants genders to be UNITED!