Auditioning For Undertale (Transcript)

Zoe and Raphael are now starting production for their upcoming musical. So they are now auditioning actors for their play. They got the list of actors in the que as well as their phone numbers to keep in touch. (If y'all find the audition segment boring, please skip)

Raphael: So, who do we have on the que?

Zoe: Let's see, Derrick Hernadez from the United States.

Raphael: I wonder what character is he auditioning for.

Zoe: No idea but this is exciting.

Raphael: Yeah, let's get him in.

Derrick entered the audition room wearing jeans and a striped shirt. Zoe and Raphael were impressed.

Derrick: Hi, I'm Derrick.

Raphael: Hi, I'm Raphael Lau, son of Les Miserables actors, Richard and Sara Lau and this is my partner, Zoe, daughter of Miss Saigon and Les Miserables actors, Joseph and Anna Tria.

Derrick: You must be famous.

Zoe: You're really dressed up.

Derrick: They always tell you to dress for the part you want so I thought, why not just come in full character?

Raphael: Wow! Erm... what character are you dressed as?

Derrick: Frisk. Obviously. Like if he's male.

Zoe: I am already thinking of a male Frisk though.

Raphael: That's interesting, I like it, I like the expression.

Zoe: Alright, so what are you gonna be singing for us today?

Derrick: Megalo Strike Back.

Zoe and Raphael: ...

Zoe: (whispers) I don't think this is Frisk's song.

Raphael: (whispers) Yeah, this is Chara's song in the Genocide route.

Derrick: Because it's Undertale, I chose this song.

Raphael: Erm... that song really isn't-

Derrick: The song shows up my range so...

Zoe: Did you prepare any other song?

Derrick: No.

Zoe: Okay, yeah, erm... I guess we'll go with it. Erm... whenever you're ready.

Song: Megalo Strike Back by KHTLL13

Annika: #What you want is what you’re gonna get #I’m not waiting for #You to figure out #What you’ve done to cross #Me the wrong way #I don’t think that you understand! #You’ve fallen into a spiral of #Determination #And you don’t regret #Any of your actions #Why do you think #That I’m stopping you right here? #You wanted me to destroy them all #So I listened and #Helped you on your way #I was sleeping butn #You’ve awakened me #Here I am to set you free #Since when were you the one in control? #You’re a puppet just #Like the rest of them #I don’t understand #Why you’re doing this #Now there’s no one to be missed... #Falling in #You’re stuck with me forever #Don’t you think that you should #Reset while you can, because #In just a #Moment you’ll be #(I don’t know #What you’re #Talking about! #Gone... lost... stuck... dead... #You think that you can play the victim #Even though you know #You did this yourself... #You can’t play it off #Like an accident #This was of your own free will! #You wanted a murderer of me #And now here I stand #Ready to attack #Just like you showed me #Was the right thing to do #No matter who it is... #You were given so many options #But you chose to stay #And to slay them all #Even though they were #Helpless, and so weak #Did you even try to speak up? #I’m sure that someone could’ve helped you #From the Underground #But you didn’t try #Lashed out, out of fear #Looking for something #Feed your curiosity... #Don’t you think that I... #Might have some feeling in my heart...? #It’s pointless... to believe you #Have the time... to convince me... #When... will... this... end... ? #What you want is what you’re gonna get #I’m not waiting for #You to figure out #What you’ve done to cross #Me the wrong way #I don’t think that you understand! #You’ve fallen into a spiral of #Determination #And you don’t regret #Any of your actions #Why do you think #That I’m stopping you right here?#

Raphael: Okay.

Zoe: Yeah yeah, we're good.

Raphael: Okay, erm...

Zoe: Okay, we're good. Thank you.

Raphael: (whispers) Oh my god.

Zoe: Good job.

Derrick: Thanks.

Raphael: Good job.

Derrick: How did I do? Was it good? Did you like it? Did I get Frisk?

Zoe: Now I'm going to be honest. Erm... I don't feel like that song was entirely appropriate for their character when you're auditioning for Frisk. But you have a good, erm... big range.

Derrick: Who'd I get? Who am I cast as now?

Raphael: Erm... well we're still deciding. We still have other auditions to go through today so...

Derrick: Oh, you 2 don't know? Oh... I just thought like, you know, because I showed my whole range so-

Zoe: We'll have the cast list posted... Friday evening. Erm-

Derrick: Yeah, okay, that's cool.

Raphael: Yeah, erm... thanks for coming out. We'll erm... we'll be in touch.

Derrick left which left Zoe and Raphael talking to each other before the next person comes.

Raphael: Do you think that you'll cast him as Frisk?

Zoe: I don't think so, Frisk's range is supposed to be soft and angelic. Not wide.

Raphael: Okay. Erm... next!

A white blob came into a room. Zoe and Raphael were shocked to see him.

Zoe: Who are you?

Dream: I'm Dream.

Raphael: Thought you'd be taller in real life.

Dream: Yeah.

Zoe: Anyways, who will you be auditioning for?

Dream: Flowey.

Raphael: And what song are you going to sing for us?

Dream: Your Best Friend.

Zoe: That's a good choice.

Raphael: Okay, sing us the song.

Song: Your Best Friend by Echo Flower Productions

Dream: #Howdy, I’m Flowey #Call me your best friend #I see that you fell down! #You must be new, so #Let me say, “Welcome #Here to the Underground!” #There’s so much for you to see #Come along and follow me #Hey, you can trust me #I’m here to help ya! #I’ll share some LOVE with you! #Just run into #These friendliness pellets #C’mon and catch a few #Hey, ya missed ‘em, try again! #What’s this joke? #ARE YOU BRAIN-DEAD? #Hey, c’mon kid, #Run into the bullets! #You know what’s going on? #You maybe wanting #To see me suffer #But it’s you who should run! #Look at you #You’ve fallen down #Call for help #No one’s around! #It’s kill or be killed #Really I’d be thrilled #If that’s the path you’d try #No one will help you #NoW i’Ll SlIce y0u ThRoUgH! #It’s time for you to #DIE!#

Zoe: Woah that's scary.

Raphael: Thank you, Dream.

Dream left the audition room as another young man came.

Zoe: What's your name?

Nick: My name's Nick but I go by Sapnap.

Raphael: And who are you auditioning for?

Nick: Mad Dummy.

Zach: And what song are you going to sing for us?

Nick: Dummy!

Raphael: Go on.

Song: Dummy! by Man On The Internet

Nick: #Hey! You over there #What are you doing, where do you think you're going #I know everything about your dirty past #And I will not just let you walk away #Start to pray #We're gonna play #And I will watch and laugh as you decay #I will #Make you pay #You'll understand what it means to feel pain #I will drive #You insane #I assure that you will not escape #You're gonna stay around here till your last day #Hey! It's time to play #Now let's watch as the magic missiles fly #We'll fight till the end of days #I'll laugh as I watch you die #And with the power of rage I swing around #Go to town #Take you down #And I will watch and laugh and make you scream #It's my dream #I'm supreme #And with a final blow your soul I'll take #No mistakes #Sweet as cake #It won't be long now before your soul breaks #The last days of the human we now make #Screaming and fighting, waiting and crying #Running and tumbling and falling and rising #Again #In vain #You are so wasted you can't hear your brain #Why are you trying? You'll end up dying #You have no clue of who you are defying #One glance #Nonsense! #I'm the Mad Dummy and you stand no chance! #You cannot kill me, you cannot hurt me #You cannot stab me or freeze me or burn me #I just #Won't die #I have no body but I'm still alive #Tables are turning, I'm the one hurting #Bouncing and shaking and twitching and squirming #In rage #Rampage! #This is my show and you're on my stage! #One by one, step by step #Mangling your body till there's nothing left #Slowly slice through your flesh #These little knives are gonna make a mess #My revenge, cutting deep #This is a plate that I eat cold and sweet #All the fear in your eyes #Being reflected on my shiny knives #I will not let you go #The only thing leaving's gonna be your soul #As you bleed, I will laugh #And my revenge will be complete at last! #So full of anger, you are endangered #Looks like this battle just got a lot stranger #It's a crime #But this time #I'll defeat you and I'll do it in rhyme #Enough of this prattle, back to the battle #It'll be sweet when I hear your death rattle #We can fly #From where we lie #But all of that starts when the human dies #You will be punished, you I admonish #Carve you up, serve you up as a fine garnish #Feel sad? #Too bad! #Now you're gonna learn why this dummy's mad! #All of this yelling, screaming and swelling #You little human can go straight to hell-ing #Rage twitch #Rage itch! #Time to die, you little- #Hey! You over there #What are you doing, where do you think you're going #I know everything about your dirty past #And I will not just let you walk away #Start to pray #We're gonna play #And I will watch and laugh as you decay #I will #Make you pay #You'll understand what it means to feel pain #I will drive #You insane #You can be sure that you will not escape #You're gonna stay around here till your last day#

Zoe: Wow, you have a nice tenor range.

Nick: Thanks, and how do you know about vocal ranges?

Raphael: Our parents were on West End.

Nick: Wow.

Zoe: Casting list will come out on Friday so we'll keep in touch.

Nick: Thank you.

Nick left and an African man came into the room.

Raphael: So, who are you?

Ponk: My name is Ponk.

Zoe: And who are you auditioning for?

Ponk: Doggo though I might be one of the understudies.

Raphael: Alright. And what song are you going to sing for us?

Ponk: Erm... My Shot from Hamilton.

Zoe: Hamilton is just founding fathers dancing around teaching history.

Raphael: Just stick to it, my sister was in the West End production.

Ponk: Wait, your sister is Sheryl Lau? Who portrayed Eliza Hamilton?

Raphael: Yes.

Ponk: Tell her I said hi.

Zoe: Whatever, just stick to the audition.

Song: My Shot from Hamilton

Ponk: #I am not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #Hey, yo, I'm just like my country #I'm young, scrappy and hungry #And I'm not throwing away my shot #I'ma get a scholarship to King's College #I prob'ly shouldn't brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish #The problem is I got a lot of brains, but no polish #I gotta holler just to be heard #With every word, I drop knowledge #I'm a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal #Tryin' to reach my goal, my power of speech unimpeachable #Only nineteen, but my mind is older #These New York City streets get colder, I shoulder #Ev'ry burden, ev'ry disadvantage #I have learned to manage, I don't have a gun to brandish #I walk these streets famished #The plan is to fan this spark into a flame #But damn, it's getting dark, so let me spell out the name #I am the— #A-L-E-X-A-N-D #E-R—we are—meant to be #A colony that runs independently #Meanwhile, Britain keeps shittin' on us endlessly #Essentially, they tax us relentlessly #Then King George turns around, runs a spending spree #He ain't ever gonna set his descendants free #So there will be a revolution in this century #Enter me #Don't be shocked when your hist'ry book mentions me #I will lay down my life if it sets us free #Eventually, you'll see my ascendancy #And I am not throwing away #My shot #I am not throwing away #My shot #Hey, yo, I'm just like my country #I'm young, scrappy and hungry #And I'm not throwing away my shot #And I'm not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #Hey, yo, I'm just like my country #I'm young, scrappy and hungry #And I'm not throwing away my shot #It's time to take a shot #I dream of life without a monarchy #The unrest in France will lead to 'onarchy? #'Onarchy? How you say, how you s-oh, 'anarchy!' #When I fight, I make the other side panicky #With my— #Shot #Yo, I'm a tailor's apprentice #And I got y'all knuckleheads in loco parentis #I'm joining the rebellion 'cause I know it's my chance #To socially advance, instead of sewin' some pants #I'm gonna take a— #Shot #But we'll never be truly free #Until those in bondage have the same rights as you and me #You and I, do or die, wait 'til I sally in #On a stallion with the first black battalion #Have another— #Shot #Geniuses, lower your voices #You keep out of trouble and you double your choices #I'm with you, but the situation is fraught #You've got to be carefully taught #If you talk, you're gonna get shot #Burr, check what we got #Mister Lafayette, hard rock like Lancelot #I think your pants look hot #Laurens, I like you a lot #Let's hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin' the pot #What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot #Poppin' a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not #A bunch of revolutionary manumission abolitionists? #Give me a position, show me where the ammunition is #Oh, am I talkin' too loud? #Sometimes I get overexcited, shoot off at the mouth #I never had a group of friends before #I promise that I'll make y'all proud #Let's get this guy in front of a crowd #I am not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #Hey, yo, I'm just like my country #I'm young, scrappy and hungry #And I'm not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #Hey, yo, I'm just like my country #I'm young, scrappy and hungry #And I'm not throwing away my shot #Ev'rybody sing #Whoa, whoa, whoa #Hey #Whoa #Woo #Whoa #Said, let 'em hear ya #Let's go #Whoa, whoa, whoa #I said, shout it to the rooftops #Whoa #Said, to the rooftops #Whoa #Come on #Yeah #Come on, let's go #Rise up #When you're living on your knees, you rise up #Tell your brother that he's gotta rise up #Tell your sister that she's gotta rise up #When are these colonies gonna rise up? #Whoa, whoa, whoa #When are these colonies gonna rise up? #Whoa #When are these colonies gonna rise up? #Whoa #When are these colonies gonna rise up? Whoa #Rise up #I imagine death so much, it feels more like a memory #When's it gonna get me? #In my sleep? Seven feet ahead of me? #If I see it comin', do I run or do I let it be? #Is it like a beat without a melody? #See, I never thought I'd live past twenty #Where I come from, some get half as many #Ask anybody why we livin' fast and we laugh, reach for a flask #We have to make this moment last, that's plenty #Scratch that #This is not a moment, it's the movement #Where all the hungriest brothers with #Something to prove went? #Foes oppose us, we take an honest stand #We roll like Moses, claimin' our promised land #And? If we win our independence? #Is that a guarantee of freedom for our descendants? #Or will the blood we shed begin an endless #Cycle of vengeance and death with no defendants? #I know the action in the street is excitin' #But Jesus, between all the bleedin' 'n' fightin' #I've been readin' 'n' writin' #We need to handle our financial situation #Are we a nation of states? What's the state of our nation? #I'm past patiently waitin' #I'm passionately smashin' every expectation #Every action's an act of creation #I'm laughin' in the face of casualties and sorrow #For the first time, I'm thinkin' past tomorrow #And I am not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #Hey, yo, I'm just like my country #I'm young, scrappy and hungry #And I'm not throwing away my shot #We're gonna rise up, time to take a shot #Not throwing away my shot #We're gonna rise up, time to take a shot #Not throwing away my shot #We're gonna #We're gonna #Time to take a shot #Time to take a shot #Time to take a shot #Take a shot, ri— ri— ri— #Shot #Shot #A-yo, it's #Time to take a shot #Time to take a shot #And I am— #Not throwin' away my— #Not throwin' away my shot#

Raphael: Wow, really good.

Zoe: At least it's better than the Broadway version.

Ponk: Thank you.

Raphael: Cast list will come out on Friday evening. Keep in contact with us.

Ponk: Thanks.

Zoe: Who's next?

After Ponk left, an adult man in his mid-to-late 20s entered the room.

Darryl: Hi, is this the audition room?

Raphael: Yes. And you are..?

Darryl: Darryl Noveschosch but you can call me Bad or Badboyhalo.

Zoe: And who are you auditioning for?

Darryl: Greater Dog or one of the understudies.

Raphael: And what are you going to sing for us?

Darryl: You're Welcome from Moana.

Zoe: Alright, sing away.

Song: You're Welcome from Moana

Darryl: #Okay, okay, I see what's happening, yeah #You're face-to-face with greatness and it's strange #You don't even know how you feel, it's adorable #Well, it's nice to see that humans never change #Open your eyes, let's begin #Yes, it's really me, it's Maui, breathe it in #I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod #When you're starin' at a demigod #What can I say except "you're welcome" #For the tides, the sun, the sky? #Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome #I'm just an ordinary demi-guy #Hey! What has two thumbs and pulled up the sky #When you were waddling yay high? This guy #When the nights got cold, who stole you fire from down below? #You're lookin' at him, yo! #Oh, also I lassoed the sun, you're welcome #To stretch your days and bring you fun #Also I harnessed the breeze, you're welcome #To fill your sails and shake your trees #So what can I say except "you're welcome" #For the islands I pulled from the sea? #There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome, ha! #I guess it's just my way of being me #You're welcome, you're welcome #Well, come to think of it #Kid, honestly, I could go on and on #I could explain every natural phenomenon #The tide, the grass, the ground? #Oh, that was Maui just messin' around #I killed an eel, I buried its guts #Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts #What's the lesson? What is the takeaway? #Don't mess with Maui when he's on a breakaway #And the tapestry here in my skin #Is a map of the victories I win #Look where I've been, I make everything happen #Look at that mean Mini-Maui just tickety-tappin' #Ha ha ha ha ha hey #Well anyway, let me say "you're welcome" #For the wonderful world you know? #Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome #Well, come to think of it, I gotta go #Hey, it's your day to say "you're welcome" #'Cause I'm gonna need that boat #I'm sailing away, away, you're welcome #'Cause Maui can do everything but float #You're welcome #You're welcome #And thank you!#

Raphael: You have good range.

Darryl: Thank you.

Zoe: Okay, so the cast list will come out on Friday evening so keep in touch with us.

Darryl: Thank you.

Bad left the room and a tall teenage boy with curly blonde hair entered the room.

Raphael: What's your name?

Tommy: Thomas Simons but you can call me Tommy. My parents were stage directors of the Nottingham production of Matilda the Musical.

Zoe: Cool. My parents were in Miss Saigon and Raphael's parents were in Les Miserables. And who will you be auditioning for?

Tommy: Frisk.

Raphael: And what song are you going to sing for us.

Tommy: Erm... I dunno. Can you like recommend a song or something?

Zoe: Well, we do have this new song called Frisk's Promise. I'll play it on piano. Can you read sheet music or identify notes?

Tommy: I did choir so yes.

Raphael: Hit it, Zoe.

Zoe went to her piano and played Frisk's Promise.

Song: Frisk's Promise by Echo Flower Productions

Tommy: #In that world up above #Where the sun shines down #They told us the stories of #The monsters underground #They said up in our world #Monsters could not belong #But I couldn’t help but wonder if #What they thought was wrong #So I swore to myself one day #The solemn promise that I made #I’d climb up Ebbot’s mountain peak #To discover the world beneath #I’d stay both determined and strong #To see if I could prove them wrong #I’d climb the trail, hoping to know #The truth of that strange world below #So on this fateful day #I thought of what I learned #I know that those who climb Mt. Ebbot #Are said to not return #Determination drove me #Call it foolishness or chance #So as I climbed the mountain trail #I walked without a backwards glance #Followed the trail as I fell down #And found myself here Underground #At first I felt lost and afraid #But held to the promise I made #I stayed both determined and strong #Monsters aren’t bad, they all were wrong. #But I can’t stay in this world below #I just want to go home#

Raphael: Impressive. You have a cool baritone voice.

Tommy: Thank you.

Zoe: We must say that you'd make a perfect Frisk but there are other candidates so we'll think about it.

Raphael: Cast list will come out on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.

Tommy: Alright, thanks. It's a pleasure to meet the children of West End actors and actresses.

Tommy left the audition room as another teenage boy came in. This time, a lot shorter and is a brunette.

Toby: Hi, I'm here to audition.

Zoe: Come in. What's your name?

Toby: Toby Smith but you can call my Tubbo. My dads work in this theatre.

Raphael: Really? But your surname-

Toby: I was adopted when I was 13 so I decided to keep my surname. Wait a minute, didn't my dad work with your mum?

Zoe: Yup, he's like my uncle.

Raphael: Anyway, who are you auditioning for and what will you sing?

Toby: I'll be Asriel and I'll sing Memory.

Zoe: Okay. Hit it.

Song: Memory by Man On The Internet

Toby: #It's not fair to be alone #After what you've been through #So let me be your best friend #Please let me stay with you #I'll keep trying to reach out #I'm never leaving you #DETERMINATION fuels me #I want to be with you #I will show my love always #Because it's clear to me #Together we'll do anything #Our life isn't easy #I will stay here by your side #I know it's frightening #To think that you might now leave #But that my friend is why #I'll be in your life always #And hold you tight and close #We will be together here #Until it's safe to go #I will show my love always #Because it's clear to me #Together we'll do anything #Our life isn't easy#

Raphael: You have a nice and youthful tenor range. If we were doing a Les Miserables musical, I would already cast you as Marius.

Toby: Wait, you were in Les Mis?

Raphael: My parents were, not me.

Toby: Oh.

Zoe: So, the cast list will be revealed on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.

Toby: Thank you.

After Tubbo left the room, a young man with a white streak on his hair entered the room.

Floris: Hi, I'm here for the audition.

Raphael: You're in the right place. What's your name?

Floris: Floris but you can call me Fundy.

Zoe: And who will you audition for?

Floris: Dogamy and if you're wondering about a song, I'll sing Why God Why from Miss Saigon.

Zoe: My parents were on Miss Saigon.

Floris: Really? No wonder why you look familiar.

Raphael: Anyway, go on with the audition.

Song: Why God Why from Miss Saigon

Floris: #Why does Saigon never sleep at night? #Why does this girl smell of orange trees? #How can I feel good when nothing's right? #Why is she cool when there is no breeze? #Vietnam, #You don't give answers do you friend? #Just questions that don't never end: #Why God? Why today? #I'm all through here, on my way #There's nothing left here that I'll miss #Why send me now a night like this? #Who is the girl in this rusty bed? #Why am I back in a filthy room? #Why is her voice ringing in my head? #Why am I high on her cheap perfume? #Vietnam #Hey look, I mean you no offense, #But why does nothing here make sense? #Why God? Show your hand #Why can't one guy, understand? #I've been with girls who knew much more #I've never felt confused before! #Why me? What's your plan? #I can't help her, no one can #I want my memories as they were #But now I'll leave remembering her #When I went home before #No one talked of the war #What they knew from TV #Didn't have a thing to do with me #I went back and re-upped, #Sure Saigon is corrupt #It felt better to be here #Driving for the embassy #'Cause here if you can pull a string #A guy like me lives like a king #Just as long as you don't believe anything #Why God? Why this face? #Why such beauty in this place? #I liked my memories as they were #But now I'll leave remembering her #Just her#

Zoe: Wow, that reminded me of uncle Mat.

Floris: The guy who works here?

Raphael: Yeah, he was Chris from Miss Saigon.

Floris: Cool.

Zoe: So, the cast list will be revealed on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.

Floris: Okay.

Floris left and a tall teenage boy with blonde hair entered. He doesn't look like Tommy because he's wearing a hoodie while Tommy is wearing a t-shirt.

Raphael: Hi, this is the audition room. What's your name?

Purpled: Grayson, but you can call me Purpled.

Zoe: And who are you auditioning for?

Purpled: Monster Kid and a possible understudy for Frisk.

Raphael: And what will you sing for us?

Purpled: Because this is Undertale, I decided on Snowdin Town.

Zoe: Okay, hit it.

Song: Snowdin Town by Ori Eta

Purpled: #Always cold outside #But it's never been horrible #Never want to leave #Cuz it's always been wonderful #All my friends are here #In the town where the sun won't shine #Won't you stay a while? #Everything will be fine #Welcome to our Snowdin Town #Where the snow keeps falling down #Forever and forever #Here, where it always feels like home #And where no one's on their own #We're together in the snow #Welcome to our Snowdin Town #Where the snow keeps falling down #Without a chance of ending #Here, where it's one big group of friends #And the magic never ends #No need to play pretend #Enjoy the holidays with fun and cheer #And just remember: Snowdin is always here #And you'll remember us someday, you'll see #When the world is saved and all of us are free #Always cold outside #But the winter is pretty nice #Always room to skate #When the town's overcome with ice #All our friends are here #And the lights never sink too low #Life is full of cheer #When the town is aglow #Welcome to our Snowdin Town #Where the snow keeps falling down #Forever and forever #Here, where it always feels like home #And where no one's on their own #We're together in the snow #Welcome to our Snowdin Town #Where the snow keeps falling down #Without a chance of ending #Here, where it's one big group of friends #And the magic never ends #No need to play pretend #Enjoy the holidays with fun and cheer #And just remember: Snowdin is always here #And we'll remember you someday, I'll bet #Cuz your smile is one that no one can forget#

Raphael: Good job.

Purpled: Thanks.

Zoe: I think you'd do good as Monster Kid or understudy Frisk.

Raphael: The cast list will come out on Friday evening, we'll keep in contact.

Purpled: Thank you.

Purpled left the room and then a tall brunette man with glasses entered the room.

Wilbur: Hi, I'm Wilbur and I'm here to audition.

Zoe: You're in the right place.

Raphael: So who are you going to audition for?

Wilbur: Napstablook and I'll be singing...

Zoe: Ghost Fight?

Wilbur: Actually, it's called Spooktune.

Raphael: Alright, hit it.

Song: Spooktune by Echo Flower Productions

Wilbur: #This is a song that I call Spooktune #It won’t leave your head anytime soon #Hear the notes as in your mind they play #And the world might look a bit less grey #Hear the spooky tune #Of this little song #And soon you’ll have no choice but to sing along #Listen to the spooky atmosphere #And the world outside might disappear #Clouds cover the moon #Fog shrouds all the world with gloom #And the tune of everything will soon come to an end #Hear the spooky song #Try to run away #But eventually you’ll sing along and say #Now my Spooktune song is nearly done #I really hope hearing it was fun #Clouds cover the moon #Fog shrouds all the world with gloom #And the tune of everything will soon come to an end#

Zoe: Wow, your voice matches Napstablook so well.

Wilbur: Thank you.

Raphael: Also, your voice sounds comforting.

Wilbur: When will the results come out?

Zoe: Friday evening, we'll keep in contact.

Wilbur left the audition room as a genderfluid person entered the room.

Eret: Hi, my name is Alistair but call me Eret. I'm going to audition.

Raphael: And who will you audition for?

Eret: Mettaton.

Zoe: And what song will you use?

Eret: Death By Glamour.

Raphael: Cool, hit it.

Song: Death By Glamour by Radix

Eret: #Do you like my real form? #Do you envy what you see? #I can tell you just by the face you made in front of me. #Yeah, I know you're just a child, but don't you be so immature. #Even little kids like you can learn the meaning of glamour! #Mettaton is here to stay, to stand on his deserved space! #I guarantee that this place will be crowded ever night and day! #Can you hear my cheering fans? #They're telling me you have no chance so why don't give now and let my people watch me dance? #Actually, before you go... Why don't join me on my show? #The Underground needs something new to bring some real fun you know? #They won't care about your age, and there's no rule to be onstage. #But just remember, after we are done, you're going to meet you're fate... #Now! #It's time, to show me your be move's! #So try, your best! #Cause I'm better than you! #I'm, programmed, to be the brightest l-i-i-ght! #I, don't need, another way to f-i-ight! #This is the place where the fame is everything, everyone wants to touch, everyone wants to see! #We, live in a world where celebrities are kings! #Where the more people want, is the more that we give! #I just can't get enough of the simple things, like the love of my fans, almost giving me wings! #And, I, am just more than incredible machine, that amazes your days from behind on your screen!#

Zoe: Wow, you have the coolest baritone or bass voice I've ever heard. Aside from Jonathan Pryce.

Raphael: I don't like him.

Zoe: I know, he looks weird when he pretends to be Asian.

Eret: Wait, you guys are from Miss Saigon?

Zoe: Erm... it was my parents. Raphael's parents were from Les Miserables.

Raphael: Yeah.

Eret: Awesome.

Zoe: We'll keep in touch, the cast results will be revealed on Friday evening.

Eret: Thank you.

Eret left the room and a young woman with shoulder-length blonde hair entered the room.

Niki: Hallo, ich bin wegen des Vorsprechens hier.

Raphael: We don't speak German.

Niki: English?

Zoe: Yup.

Niki: Oh, I'd like to audition for Dogaressa and a possible Undyne understudy.

Raphael: Alright. What song are you going to sing for us?

Niki: Part Of Your World from The Little Mermaid.

Zoe: Go ahead.

Song: Part Of Your World from The Little Mermaid.

Niki: #Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? #Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? #Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything? #Look at this trove, treasures untold #How many wonders can one cavern hold? #Looking around here you think #"Sure, she's got everything" #I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty #I've got whozits and whatzits galore #You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty! #But who cares? No big deal, I want more #I wanna be where the people are #I wanna see, wanna see them dancin' #Walking around on those - what do you call 'em? Oh - feet! #Flippin' your fins, you don't get too far #Legs are required for jumping, dancing #Strolling along down a - what's that word again? Street #Up where they walk, up where they run #Up where they stay all day in the sun #Wanderin' free - wish I could be #Part of that world #What would I give if I could live out of these waters? #What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand? #Bet'cha on land they understand #Bet they don't reprimand their daughters #Bright young women sick of swimmin' #Ready to stand #I'm ready to know what the people know #Ask 'em my questions and get some answers #What's a fire and why does it - what's the word? Burn? #When's it my turn? #Wouldn't I love, love to explore that shore up above? #Out of the sea, wish I could be part of that world#

Raphael: Wow, your voice is so soft and sweet.

Niki: I know, I've been told that.

Zoe: But you're German.

Niki: Yeah, and we're all violent (chuckles). But not all of us are like that.

Raphael: The results will come on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.

Niki: Thank you.

Niki left and a short Mexican man entered the room.

Alex: Hi, am I in the right place?

Zoe: Yup.

Alex: Oh, I'm Alex Malonando but you can call me Quackity.

Raphael: And who are you auditioning for?

Alex: Papyrus. What should I sing?

Zoe: You should sing Bonetrousle, it's your theme song.

Alex: Oh yeah, right.

Raphael: You may start singing.

Song: Bonetrousle by Cami Cat

Alex: #Come now my brother don't be such a lazybones you have to be ready when the human comes #Come now my brother don't go boondoggling now we have to be ready when the human comes #All of the puzzles must be properly calibrated so it's ready when the human comes #Everything must be perfect not a single step out of the line just for when this next human comes #Then I am sure I will be the one, no I must be one to bring that last human to Undyne! #And I am sure I will be the one, most surely I will become most popular of all time! #I'll be a Royal Guardsman for sure and all the monsters just for me will simply fall into line #Everyone will want to be my friend so don't you see, it has to be me this one time! #Oh my god Brother is that what I think it is? It cannot be, is that really a human?! #Oh my god Brother, don't you know what this means, I can't believe that I really found a human! #Come now my Brother, let us put forth all the effort we can,  we can capture this human! #And with my Brother by my side, I the GREAT papyrus will surely capture you you human! #Then I am sure I will be the one, no I must be one to bring you young human to Undyne! #And I am sure I will be the one, most surely I will become most popular of all time! #I'll be a Royal Guardsman for sure and all the monsters just for me will simply fall into line #But watching you thwart all my puzzles #I don't understand, what is this feeling inside? #Come now, young human, try if you dare! Since it is I the Great Papyrus, who will capture you! #Come now, young human, let us both try our best to beat the rest, see just who is smarter than who? #What is this, human? Can it be? You seem to be enjoying these puzzles I've laid out for you! #What is this human? Oh wowie?! Do you like my spaghetti? Did you even save me some too?! #I am quite sorry Human but  it has to be done, I must be one to bring you to Undyne! #Then I am sure I will be the one, most surely I will become most popular of all time! #I must become a Royal Guardsman so all the monsters just for me will simply fall into line #But maybe since you really want to be my friend maybe I won't capture you this time?#

Raphael: Wow Alex, you have a wide tenor vocal range.

Alex: Thanks.

Zoe: The results will come in Friday evening, we'll keep in contact.

Alex: Okay, can I go now?

Raphael: Sure.

Zoe: Next!

After Alex left, a young man with long and curly brown hair entered the room.

Zoe: Who must you be?

Karl: I'm Karl Jacobs.

Raphael: And who are you auditioning for?

Karl: I'm auditioning for Sans so I'll be singing Megalovania.

Zoe: Okay, go ahead.

Song: Megalovania by Milkychan

Ranboo: #Waking from another dream #Filled with Darkness and Destruction #Showing the unwritten soul #Just tell me, which could it be? #Shatter timelines back and forth #Hit reset while the world's breaking down #The pretender can remember but he will still go down #Waking from the same old dream #Same old world and same scenery #Breaking down this reckless soul #So tell me, whose could it be? #Show me your Determination #Just stay back or take your action now #Genociding then they're hiding #Judgement will soon be held #Even on this day it will all just end #It all disappears, even happiness, even grief #Take your last chance left as I count down from three #Can you understand how this all must feel? #They all disappear and it starts all over for me #No more time to waste, just this once I will stay #First her voice had left... #Then his dust was spread... #Soon our hero fell and all screens went black #Gave up trying way too long ago #Cannot tell what I've been waiting for #Everything just keeps repeating, what do I try for? #Tell me what I have been searching for #Our bad time didn't last too long #Joining those who had to fight alone, say goodbye now#

Raphael: Good job.

Zoe: Now we still have many people to audition next up.

Karl: Wait, do I go now?

Raphael: Yeah, come back to see your results Friday evening.

Karl: Thank you.

After Karl left, a slightly shorter brunette man entered the room.

Ant: Hi, I'm here for the auditions.

Zoe: What's your name, character you'll audition for and song you'll sing?

Raphael: Why are you doing that?

Ant: I'm Antfrost but you can call me Ant, I'll portray Bob and I'll sing Castle On A Cloud from Les Miserables.

Raphael: My parents were in that show. My mum used to sing that to me as a child.

Zoe: Go ahead, sing.

Song: Castle On A Cloud from Les Miserables

Ant: #There is a castle on a cloud #I like to go there in my sleep #Aren't any floors for me to sweep #Not in my castle on a cloud #There is a room that's full of toys #There are a hundred boys and girls #Nobody shouts or talks too loud #Not in my castle on a cloud #There is a lady all in white #Holds me and sings a lullaby #She's nice to see and she's soft to touch #She says, "Cosette, I love you very much" #I know a place where no one's lost #I know a place where no one cries #Crying at all is not allowed #Not in my castle on a cloud#

Zoe: Raphael? Raphael! Raphael James goddamn Lau!

Raphael: Oh, sorry.

Zoe: You okay, man?

Raphael: Sorry, I just felt so nostalgic.

Zoe: Anyway, we'll keep in touch and the results will come on Friday evening.

Ant: Thank you very much.

Zoe: Raphael, the next time someone sing a Les Miserables song, don't go all emotional.

Raphael: Then don't go all emotional whenever someone sings a Miss Saigon song. You almost cried when Floris sings Why God Why like Mat.

Zoe: Yeah, whatever. Next.

Ant left the audition room as a middle-aged blonde man and a middle-aged brunette woman entered the room.

Raphael: You guys dating?

Phil: More like married. I'm Phil and this is my wife, Kristin.

Kristin: Hello.

Zoe: Hi.

Raphael: So, who are you guys auditioning for?

Phil: Asgore.

Kristin: Toriel.

Zoe: Alright, what are you guys going to sing for us?

Phil: I'll sing Asgore's theme.

Kristin: And I'll sing Fallen Down.

Raphael: Okay, Phil, you sing first. Kristin, you can sit on the piano bench.

Song: Asgore by Adriana Figueroa

Phil: #Come now, child – don’t give me that frown #It's no use, I won't be talked down #Your determination is strong #Now fight! Stand your ground! #My desire for mankind’s demise #Filled them with the strength to survive #Hopes and dreams my kin would fulfill #Were inspired by lies #I’m just a broken shell of what I was #A coward hiding from the truth #The voices in my head #Tell me “run away!” #But I must lead my kin #Lest, they go astray #I cannot even look you in the eyes, but... #You realise that this is fate #There is no turning back #Yet even still, I dither to attack #The whole kingdom’s pinned their hopes and dreams on me #Am I a sage or a murderer? #Tainted with the souls of your kind #Human, don’t give up – the time is now #Your determination will set you free #This is the end #Will you fight or defend? #Could I still make amends? #Am I fit to be called... #The King of the Mountain #The Grand Spear of Justice #The Savior of Monsters#

Zoe: Wow, that's pretty good.

Phil: Thanks.

Raphael: Kristin, you're next. Phil, you can sit down and wait for Kristin.

Song: Fallen Down by Alice Flare

Kristin: #Oh dear child #You've fallen down #It's dark and there's no one around #To guide you through the dark #But please don't you worry your little head #I'll be here #To guide you along #Right here, by your side #Through the maze #And teach you the way #Just take my hand #Don't be afraid #It has been so long since a human has #Come by here #You remind me of love I'd once known #Asriel #My dear child #You're going to grow up #And learn all that #Life will teach you #Your father and I are so proud #But you were taken from us #By human's fear, #Only then was I afraid #Your father would rage a war we'd not seen #And all you wanted was #Monsters and humans to live #Peacefully together #But now, we'll never see light of day #Suddenly #Bathed in light #It seems that the barrier has #Disappeared #And Asgore #Has spared your life #Frisk, my child #Let's move on #And live in your world and just #Maybe you #Could teach me #How you stayed determined and strong#

Zoe: You guys did good.

Kristin: Thank you.

Phil: Thank you.

Kristin: So, when will we get the results?

Raphael: Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.

Phil: Thank you.

Kristin: Thank you.

The couple left and a young brunette man entered the room.

Connor: Hi, am I in the right place?

Zoe: Yup. What's your name?

Connor: Connor and I'm auditioning for Burgerpants.

Raphael: Oh, you don't have to sing for this role. But you can sing if you want to.

Connor: Alright.

Zoe: So, what are you going to sing?

Connor: My Petersburg from Anastasia.

Raphael: Okay. Hit it.

Song: My Petersburg from Anastasia

Connor: #I grew up on the sly #In the gutters and the streets of Petersburg #Just a kid on the fly #Getting good at getting by #In Petersburg #I've bartered for a blanket #Stolen for my bread #Learned to take my chances #And use my head #A Russian rat is clever #Clever or he ends up dead #Boils down to #There are some #Who survive #Some who don’t #Some give up #Some give in #Me, I won’t #Black and blue #Welcome to #My Petersburg #Standing here you can see #From the spires to the piers of Petersburg #I'd be down on that quay #Selling stolen souvenirs of Petersburg #The palaces above #And alleyways below #Funny when a city #Is all you know #How even when you hate it #Something in you loves it so #That's where I learned my stuff #In some rough company #There's a boy growing up #Who was me #All I've been #All I'll be #We can do what we're told #We can go where we're lead #But I learned from my father to see what's ahead #Nothing here to hold me #No one that I owe #Funny how a boy can grow #Funny how a city tells you when it's time to go #Boils down to #There are some #Who have walls #Yet to climb #You and I #On the fly #Just in time #But tonight #There’s a sky #And quite a view #Welcome to #My Petersburg#

Zoe: Alright, good.

Raphael: You did good.

Connor: Thank you.

Zoe: So, the cast results will come on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.

Connor: Thank you.

Connor left the audition room as another young man entered. This time, he's a lot taller.

Noah: Hi, I'm Noah Brown and I'm here for the audition. You can call me Foolish.

Raphael: Who are you auditioning for?

Noah: River Person.

Zoe: River Person doesn't sing as well.

Raphael: Just sing for us if you like. What song will you sing for us?

Noah: Baby Shark?

Zoe: That's not a song from a musical.

Noah: Just kidding, I'll sing Heaven's Light from The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Raphael: Isn't that the film we watched last night?

Zoe: Yup. Go for it.

Song: Heaven's Light from The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Noah: #So many times out there #I've watched a happy pair #Of lovers walking in the night #They had a kind of glow around them #It almost looked like Heaven's light #I knew I'd never know #That warm and loving glow #Though I might wish with all my might #No face as hideous as my face #Was ever meant for Heaven's light #But suddenly an angel has smiled at me #And touched my face without a trace of fright #I dare to dream that she #Might even care for me #And as I ring the bells tonight #My cold dark tower seems so bright #I swear it must be Heaven's Light#

Raphael: That was amazing.

Noah: Thank you.

Zoe: We'll keep in contact.

Noah: Cool, when will the cast list be released?

Raphael: Friday evening.

Noah: Thank you.

Noah left as a young and tall brunette woman entered the room.

Zoe: Come in.

Hannah: Hi. My name is Hannah and I'm here for the audition.

Raphael: Who are you auditioning for?

Hannah: Undyne.

Zoe: Woah, Undyne has a wide vocal range, are you sure you can do it?

Hannah: Yeah.

Raphael: Alright, you can do it. What song will you sing?

Hannah: Battle Against A True Hero.

Zoe: That's Undyne's theme in the Genocide route. Hit it, Hannah.

Song: Battle Against A True Hero by Radix

Hannah: #Every hero has to make a serious choice #Fight with honour make your #Rivals fear your voice #Die in battle to perpetuate your name #Or run from danger just #To live another day #Real heroes never fear the pain or death #Every soldier fight #Until their final breath #Dedicating all their #Lives to just one cause #Serve the kingdom and #Apply the rules and laws #Years of training giving #All your blood and sweat #Getting to the point where #Nothing means a threat #Every battle will be just another day #Every humans, just another one to slay #Raising their spears to the sky #Loyal soldier keep marching on #Shouting in one clear voice #Every single dream they have #Honour the ones who were gone #Fighting for the same noble cause #Away from home in the wild #Trying to survive alone #Just because we fight It doesn't mean #We don't have our own fragile hearts #If we could we would go back in time #So we could prevent all those wars #The real heroes stand until the end #But the biggest fight is inside #Feelings clashing while you pretend #That the bloodstains one day will dry #Then you hear those voices in your head #Telling you it will be alright #But your heart keeps telling you again #Real heroes don't have to fight#

Raphael: Oh my God, I feel like I'm being punched in the face because of the wide vocal range.

Hannah: Really?

Zoe: Yeah.

Hannah: Thank you.

Raphael: We'll keep in contact, the cast list will be released on Friday evening.

Hannah: Thank you guys so much.

Hannah left the audition room as an Asian young woman entered the room. She is supposedly South Korean.

Tina: Hi.

Zoe: Hi, welcome to your audition.

Raphael: You're Korean?

Tina: Yeah, why?

Zoe: Our parents used to work with Koreans before. Anyway, who are you auditioning for?

Tina: Alphys.

Raphael: Cool, what song?

Tina: Alphys' theme. It matches how quirky I am.

Zoe: Hit it.

Song: Alphys by Man On The Internet

Hannah: #I'll take you to the castle #It would be no hassle #Know what I mean? #Well, there's a little issue #See, I made an artificial killing machine #There's no need to worry, though #You have me right here, so #You'll survive his rage #Though I'll lead from the rear #I'll still be here #Even when Mettaton steals the stage #I'll lead the way #Like in anime #You can trust me #Mew Mew Kissy Cutie's my favorite- #Dang it, Alphys! #Quit it!#

Raphael: That's really good.

Zoe: And it really does match your voice.

Tina: Thank you. So when's the cast results coming out?

Raphael: Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.

Tina: Thank you.

Tina left as a supposed teenage girl entered the room.

Zoe: Welcome, are you going to audition?

Aimee: Yeah, as Temmie Chang. I'm Aimee, by the way, but you can call me Aimsey.

Raphael: Cool and what song are you going to sing?

Aimee: I Dreamed A Dream from Les Miserables.

Zoe: Cool.

Raphael: Another one?

Zoe: Sorry, Raphael's a bit nostalgic. His parents were in the show.

Aimee: It's fine.

Raphael: (mumbles) Hit it.

Zoe: He said you can sing.

Song: I Dreamed A Dream from Les Miserables

Aimee: #There was a time when men were kind #When their voices were soft #And their words inviting #There was a time when love was blind #And the world was a song #And the song was exciting #There was a time #Then it all went wrong #I dreamed a dream in time gone by #When hope was high and life worth living #I dreamed that love would never die #I dreamed that God would be forgiving #Then I was young and unafraid #And dreams were made and used and wasted #There was no ransom to be paid #No song unsung, no wine untasted #But the tigers come at night #With their voices soft as thunder #As they tear your hope apart #As they turn your dream to shame #He slept a summer by my side #He filled my days with endless wonder #He took my childhood in his stride #But he was gone when autumn came #And still I dream he'll come to me #That we will live the years together #But there are dreams that cannot be #And there are storms we cannot weather #I had a dream my life would be #So different from this hell I'm living #So different now from what it seemed #Now life has killed the dream I dreamed#

Raphael: (cries)

Zoe: It's okay dude, it's okay.

Aimee: Did I make him cry?

Zoe: Yeah. Don't worry about it, he's just nostalgic every time he hears a song from Les Miserables.

Aimee: Alright, when will we see the results?

Zoe: Friday evening, we'll keep in contact.

Aimee left and another supposed teenage girl entered the audition room. Raphael also stopped crying.

Cassie: Hi I'm Cassie but you can call me Snifferish.

Zoe: Hi. Are you here for the audition.

Cassie: Well, actually, is he okay? It looked like he just cried.

Raphael: I'm okay, just another Les Miserables song. My parents were in the West End production.

Cassie: Oh I see. I will be auditioning for Genocide Anomaly.

Zoe: Alright, what will you sing?

Cassie: Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Raphael: Hit it.

Song: Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Cassie: #Beata Maria #You know I am a righteous man #Of my virtue I am justly proud #Beata Maria #You know I'm so much purer than #The common, vulgar, weak #Licentious crowd #Then tell me, Maria #Why I see her dancing there #Why her smold'ring eyes #Still scorch my soul #I feel her, I see her #The sun caught in her raven hair #Is blazing in me #Out of all control #Like fire #Hellfire #This fire in my skin #This burning #Desire #Is turning me to sin #It's not my fault #I'm not to blame #It is the gypsy girl #The witch who sent this flame #It's not my fault #If in God's plan #He made the devil so much #Stronger than a man #Protect me, Maria #Don't let this siren cast her spell #Don't let her fire sear #My flesh and bone #Destroy Esmeralda #And let her taste the fires of hell #Or else let her be mine #And mine alone #Hellfire #Dark fire #Now gypsy, it's your turn #Choose me or #Your pyre #Be mine or you will burn #God have mercy on her #God have mercy on me #But she will be mine #Or she will burn!#

Zoe: That really matches Genocide's character, I like it.

Cassie: Thanks.

Raphael: Like you gave me the chills.

Cassie: (mocks) Did I make you cry?

Zoe: Even better. The cast results will be released on Friday evening and we'll keep in touch.

Cassie: Thanks.

Cassie left the room and then a teenage boy went in.

Bill: Hi, it's Bill but you can call me Billzo. I'm here for the audition.

Raphael: You're in the right place. Who are you auditioning for?

Bill: Pacifist Anomaly.

Zoe: And what song will you sing?

Bill: For The Rest Of My Life from The Prince of Egypt.

Raphael: What's that?

Zoe: A new West End production of my favourite movie of the same name.

Raphael: Cool. Hit it.

Song: For The Rest Of My Life from The Prince of Egypt

Bill: #For the rest of my life #I will have to live with this #For the rest of my life #I’ll have to face the part I played #These faces filled with grief and with despair #Every morning when I wake up they’ll be there #Seared into my memory #With a cruel burning knife #For the rest of my life #Oh, there’s a weight on my soul #Like a pyramid of stone #There’s a weight on my soul #A ransom never to be paid #The crimes I do, I do them in your name #I feel just as guilty, all the same #Like a brutal soldier #Who does anything he’s told #There’s a weight on my soul #For the rest of my life #When you know you’re in the right #It’s so easy to be wrong #You have to win the fight #So you close your mind and heart up tight ๒And go along #Tell yourself you’re staying strong #You ramp up your ferocity #Excuse any atrocity #But once you’ve won #You have to live with what you've done #And for the rest of my life #I will have to live with this #For the rest of my life #These questions haunting me like ghosts #Does a noble end mean any means will do? #Is your power the only reason to follow You? #And one final question I see no answer to #For the rest of my life #How will I get through? #Unlike so many of our victims #I have the rest of my life #To get through#

Zoe: So emotional.

Raphael: I love it.

Bill: Thanks. So when will we get the results?

Zoe: Friday evening, we'll keep in touch.

Bill: Thanks.

After Billzo left, another teenage boy entered the room. This time, he seemed a bit older than the previous teenage boys.

Freddie: Hi, I'm Freddie and I'm here to audition.

Raphael: You're in the right place. What character are you auditioning for and what song are you going to sing for us?

Freddie: I'll be Chara and I'll sing Star.

Zoe: Raphael wouldn't stop singing that.

Raphael: Don't expose me like that. Anyway, take it away.

Song: Star by Man On The Internet.

Freddie: #I fell below #Left the world I'd known #Hoping that someone would find me #Life underground #It's over now #Tried to leave all that behind me #When they call my name #The demon comes #But am I to blame? #I tried to be good #I really did #Not sure I could... #Leaving two worlds #Broken, unfurled #Couldn't take any more crying #Been disposed of #Learned about LOVE #Lights above from stars slowly dying #I once knew light #Burning bright #Shadows invade #I've lost the dawn #Sunlight's gone #Left this dismal grave #I remain still #Power of will #Leaves me here to keep on trying #I know somehow #There's no point now #To try and stop the hate, the dying #I finally see #Neither world cares for me #I'll stand my ground #No one can stop me now! #No hopes, no dreams #I have nothing #Death is all that can define me #The end's calling #No more stalling #Stars will fade but I'll keep shining#

Zoe: You sound like Raphael whenever he sings.

Raphael: Except that he was the one who hit puberty, not me.

Zoe: Whatever.

Freddie: Wow, didn't know the directors could be such kids.

Raphael: We are the directors and we are kids. Our parents happened to be veterans in musical theatre.

Zoe: Yeah.

Freddie: No wonder why you guys are so familiar.

Raphael: Anyway, the cast list will be released on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.

Freddie: Thanks.

After Freddie left, a young man with half of his face burnt came in. Both his voice and his appearance scared Zoe and Raphael.

Zoe: Ah!

Raphael: Who are you?

Corpse: Corpse Husband? Also known as Corpse.

Zoe: Who are you auditioning for?

Corpse: Gaster. Sorry if I sound weird, I'm chronically ill.

Raphael: It's fine, at least you can sing. You have a perfect bass voice for Gaster.

Corpse: Thanks, I'll sing now.

Zoe: What will you sing?

Corpse: Entry Number 17.

Raphael: Heard it's creepy. Go for it.

Song: Entry Number 17 by Man On The Internet

Corpse: #Do you know what it's like to not exist? #To see yourself scattered throughout the mist? #I am the hero that never came #But now things are different, I'm here to stay #I once thought this whole world was blind #Now I see! #The task to stop all humankind #Falls to me! #This next experiment will be #Interesting! #Now you will feel the void as well #Beckoning! #You who look, but are blind to see #Stare into the abyss #There is only me #The abyss gazes back #I attack, you see #I am here it's a fact #So you must believe #The shadows grow #And you have no hope #You will break, you will quake #At the things I know #You will never strike #Your killing blow #I am here finally #Time to end this show! #Say #Within the flames #Can you still #Hear my name #Once upon a time #In the days of yore #I made one mistake #Fell into the CORE #But I'll stop this human #I will stop the war #Erase the past #My will be done! #Once I was lost #But now I'm found #I was always there #Hidden sights and sounds #Now it's time to free the Underground #You cannot stop me! #I have not begun! #You who look, but are blind to see #Stare into the abyss #There is only me #The abyss gazes back #I attack, you see #I am here it's a fact #So you must believe #The shadows grow #And you have no hope #You will break, you will quake #At the things I know #You will never strike #Your killing blow #I am here finally #Time to end this show! #Every time, every crime #Every lie you told yourself #Every kill, every thrill #Still you will end up in hell #I have seen everything #Watching from within the code #Break this world, lies unfurled #Chaos whirls, the truth will show #I will stop your evil plan #I've become a boogeyman #Haven't you heard to beware #The doctor who speaks in hands? #You fell down, now I'll have FUN #For the sake of everyone #To avenge my fallen sons #You can't stop what has begun! #The doctor #Is insane #I have bugs #In my brain #But the truth #Still remains #You won't be #Entertained #Welcome where #Time stands still #No-one leaves #No-one will #On your back #Feel the chill #Punishment #For the kill #Every time #Every crime #Every lie #That you told #Every kill #Still you will #Feel the chill #Deathly cold #Through the fire #And the flames #They've forgot- #-ten my name #Fallen child #In this game #Only you #Are to blame! #I once thought this whole world was blind #Now I see! #The task to stop all humankind #Falls to me! #This next experiment will be #Interesting! #Now you will feel the void as well #Beckoning!#

Zoe: Ooh creepy.

Raphael: You gave us the chills, that's awesome.

Corpse: Thanks. Did I get the role?

Zoe: We're thinking about it. The results will come out on Friday evening and we'll keep in touch.

Corpse: Thank you.

Raphael: Also, don't scare other people with that voice.

Corpse: (chuckles)

After Corpse left, a young woman with eyeliner and dyed hair entered the room.

Becca: Hi, I'm here for the audition.

Zoe: Cool, you must be, Rebecca?

Becca: Just call me Becca.

Raphael: Alright, Becca, who are you auditioning for?

Becca: Muffet.

Zoe: Ooh the spider.

Raphael: You're probably gonna scare people.

Zoe: Anyway, what song are you going to sing?

Becca: Spider Dance.

Raphael: Hit it.

Song: Spider Dance by Adriana Figueroa

Becca: #2, 4, 6, 8 #I think it's time for a date #I've got a craving and I think you're my taste #So won't you come out and play? #Darling it's your lucky day #Why so blue, dear? #Why the expression of fear? #Not into falling for those crocodile tears #So you've got nowhere to flee #Now your soul belongs to me #You've been invited to my Spider Dance (x3) #So move along with me and clap your hands (x3) #I'm gonna trap you in my Spider Dance (x3) #You know a heart like yours can't stand a chance #In this dizzying, twisted dark romance #Paralysed, fear is in your eyes #But your cries will go unheard even if you try #Struggling is futile so get tangled up in me #Cause to survive I think you're gonna have to pay a little fee #Get caught in my Spider Dance (x3) #You know a heart like yours can't stand a chance #Got your marionette strings in my hands #Some might call it greed #But I think it's a need #I could let you be #But it won't come for free #Caught you in my Spider Dance (x3) #I knew your heart could never stand a chance #Got your marionette strings in my hands#

Zoe: Wow, the vibes are just like how Corpse sings Entry Number 17.

Becca: Wait, Corpse was here?

Raphael: Probably.

Zoe: You'll probably meet him soon. The results will come on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.

Becca: Okay, thanks.

Becca left and a short brunette man entered the room.

George: Hi, it says here I should see Zoe Tria and Raphael Lau for an audition.

Zoe: You're in the right place.

George: Really? You guys seem young to be directors.

Raphael: Erm... our parents worked for musical theatre. Zoe's parents where in Miss Saigon while my parents were in Les Miserables.

George: Oh I see. I'm here to audition for one of the understudies.

Zoe: You're understudying for what character?

George: Flowey.

Raphael: Alright, and what are you going to sing?

George: Flowey's theme in Underfell?

Zoe: Okay, start singing.

Song: Your Only Friend by Attica Kish

George: #Hey buddy, howdy #Just call me Flowey... #Hey, you look new here #So let me be clear #You probably won't last long #Don't look at me so #I really don't know #Neither of us are that strong #My best friend #Was a human I once knew #You're not like them #But I still want to help you #I know it's hard here #And the light isn't easy to see #Even so there #Has to be somewhere for you and me #Kill or be killed Isn't that what they do? #Yet time after time, I have followed you #I don't care what choice you make #I'll still accept it #I wanted a second chance too #I wonder if this is how it feels like to get it #We'll be okay #Once upon a time, a young child #Fell to hell under the mountain #And no longer I can save them #But at least with you I can get what I wanted #I know I'm not brave the way that I was #I'm not strong and I don't know if we'll make it out #But... #I'll be your best friend #Until the end.#

Raphael: Amazing.

George: Thank you.

Zoe: Alright, so the cast list will come out on Friday evening so we'll keep in touch.

George: Thank you so much,

George left the audition room and a mute young man came in. He didn't speak a word at all but Zoe and Raphael could understand him. (Callahan's lines will be in Italic)

Raphael: Hi, what's your name?

Callahan: Callahan.

Zoe: Callahan? Alright, I'm Zoe and this is my partner, Raphael. So who are you going to audition for?

Callahan: The ensemble.

Raphael: The ensemble? But you don't talk.

Callahan: Exactly, so I won't be singing any songs.

Zoe: Okay then, we'll keep in touch. The results will come out on Friday so see you then.

After Callahan left, another young man entered the room.

Sam: Hi, I'm here to audition for the ensemble.

Raphael: You're in the right place, you must be Sam.

Sam: Also known as Awesamdude but just call me Sam.

Zoe: Okay, so what song are you going to sing?

Sam: Surface Pressure from Encanto.

Raphael: Encanto? I love that movie.

Zoe: Yeah, me too. Go for it.

Song: Surface Pressure from Encanto

Sam: #I'm the strong one #I'm not nervous #I'm as tough as the crust of the Earth is #I move mountains, I move churches #And I glow, 'cause I know what my worth is #I don't ask how hard the work is #Got a rough, indestructible surface #Diamonds and platinum, I find 'em, I flatten 'em #I take what I'm handed, I break what's demanded, but #Under the surface #I feel berserk as a tightrope walker in a three-ring circus #Under the surface #Was Hercules ever like, "Yo, I don't wanna fight Cerberus"? #Under the surface #I'm pretty surе I'm worthless if I can't be of servicе #A flaw or a crack, the straw in the stack #That breaks the camel's back #What breaks the camel's back? It's #Pressure like a drip, drip, drip, that'll never stop, whoa-oh #Pressure that'll tip, tip, tip 'til you just go pop, whoa-oh-oh-oh #Give it to your sister, your sister's older #Give her all the heavy things we can't shoulder #Who am I if I can't run with the ball? #If I fall to #Pressure like a grip, grip, grip, and it won't let go, whoa-oh #Pressure like a tick, tick, tick 'til it's ready to blow, whoa-oh-oh-oh #Give it to your sister, your sister's stronger #See if she can hang on a little longer #Who am I if I can't carry it all? #If I falter #Under the surface #I hide my nerves and it worsens, I worry somethin' is gonna hurt us #Under the surface #The ship doesn't swerve - has it heard how big the iceberg is? #Under the surface #I think about my purpose, can I somehow preserve this? #Line up the dominoes, a light wind blows #You try to stop it topplin', but on and on it goes #But wait, if I could shake the crushing weight #Of expectations, would that free some room up for joy #Or relaxation, or simple pleasure? #Instead, we measure this growing pressure #Keeps growing, keep going, 'cause all we know is #Pressure like a drip, drip, drip that'll never stop, whoa #Pressure that'll tip, tip, tip 'til you just go pop, whoa-oh-oh-oh #Give it to your sister, it doesn't hurt and #See if she can handle every family burden #Watch as she buckles and bends but never breaks #No mistakes, just #Pressure like a grip, grip, grip, and it won't let go, whoa-oh #Pressure like a tick, tick, tick 'til it's ready to blow, whoa-oh-oh-oh #Give it to your sister and never wonder #If the same pressure would've pulled you under #Who am I if I don't have what it takes? #No cracks, no breaks #No mistakes! #No pressure!#

Raphael: You sound like a creeper that wanted to explode.

Sam: In fact, they're my favourite mob.

Zoe: The cast list will come out on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.

Sam: Thank you.

Sam left the audition room as a blonde young man entered the room.

Luke: Is this the right place or this is a school musical?

Raphael: You are in the right place, the directors are just kids. I'm Raphael and this is my partner, Zoe.

Zoe: Hi. And who must you be?

Luke: My name is Luke but you can call me Punz.

Raphael: Great, who are you auditioning for?

Luke: Understudy Sans.

Zoe: Okay, you'll also be part of the ensemble as well. Anyway, what are you going to sing?

Luke: Megalovania because it's Sans.

Raphael: Okay, go on, sing.

Song: Megalovania by Aria Rose

Luke: #Listen and hear a song the birds are singing #Sit down a while and watch the flowers blooming #A pleasant breeze flows by leaving a trail of dust #This is your fault, right? #Standing in the corridor #Who thought we'd be here like this together? #On a gorgeous day like this, I ask #What is it that you want? #I believe there was a time #Where we could be pals and things were better #Eating bad food, enjoying laughs #Can we go back to that? #If you're in there listening #Kid, just reset the time line #And let's please forget all of this #Even after what you did he believed in you 'til the end #Looking at your face right now #That expression tells me I can't afford not to care anymore #Turn this path around, wipe your dirty hands clean #Give up! #Please don't come back #If you're my friend #Please #Listen and hear a song the birds are singing #Sit down a while and watch the flowers blooming #A pleasant breeze flows by leaving a trail of - #How could you have done this? #Is there still #A glimmer of hope? #Will you choose #To do the right thing? #Please now, bud #If you're there #Have a change of heart #Listen and hear a song the birds are singing #Sit down a while and watch the flowers blooming #What a nice Day.#

Zoe: Wow, understudy Sans sounds emotional.

Raphael: That's cool. Anyway, if you're an understudy, be aware that you'll also be part of the ensemble.

Luke: Alright.

Zoe: Cast results will be released on Friday evening, we'll keep in touch.

Jschlatt as Jschlatt, a 22-year-old actor originally from Austin, Texas, United States and is a devout Catholic. He is the understudy for Asgore from Undertale.

Skeppy as Zak Ahmed/Skeppy, a 21-year-old actor from Clearwater, Florida, United States. He is the understudy for Mad Dummy from Undertale and is the voice of one of the echo flowers.

Jack Manifold as Jack Manifold, a 19-year-old actor and singer originally from East Midlands, United Kingdom before moving to Brighton, East Sussex, United Kingdom. He is the understudy for Chara from Undertale.

CaptainPuffy as Cara/CaptainPuffy, a colourblind and openly bisexual 23-year-old actress and singer originally from New York City, New York, United States. She is the understudy for Toriel from Undertale and the voice of one of the echo flowers. She is Niki's girlfriend.

Ranboo as Ranboo, a 17-year-old actor, musician and singer originally from San Francisco, California, United States. He is the understudy for Napstablook from Undertale.

Slimecicle as Charlie Dalgleish/Slimecicle, a 23-year-old actor and singer originally from Vermont, United States. He is part of the ensemble on the West End version of Undertale.

Michaelmcchill as Michael Fulton/Michaelmcchill, a 25-year-old actor and singer originally from Indiana, United States. He is the understudy for Asgore from Undertale.

Eryn as Eryn, a bisexual 17-year-old actor presumably from Nottingham, Nottinghamshire, East Midlands, United Kingdom. He is the understudy for Frisk from Undertale.

BoomerNA as Dylan/BoomerNA, a genderfluid (uses he/they) colourblind 20-year-old actor and singer originally from Farwell, Michigan, United States. He is part of the ensemble on the West End version of Undertale.

Highkeyhateme as Oli Briggs/Highkeyhateme, a 19-year-old actor originally from Sussex, England, United Kingdom. He is the understudy for Asriel from Undertale as well as portraying the God of Hyperdeath version of Undertale.

Beautie as Beau/Beautie_, a 16-year-old 16-year-old actress originally from Scotland, United Kingdom. She is part of the ensemble from the West End version of Undertale and the voice of one of the echo flowers.

CG5 as Charles Green/CG5, a 22-year-old musician and singer originally from Phoenix, Arizona, United States. He is the main music producer for the songs from Undertale as well as the technician. He is supposedly autistic and suffers from scoliosis. Along with Wilbur Soot, CG5 also composes the soundtrack for the series.

Dangthatsalongname as Scott Major/Dangthatsalongname, a gay 26-year-old actor originally from Scotland but lived in Brighton, East Sussex, United Kingdom. He is the understudy for W.D Gaster from Undertale.

VelvetIsCake as VelvetIsCake, a 21-year-old actor originally from the United States. He is the understudy for Bob from Undertale. He is Ant's boyfriend.

5up as 5up, a asexual biromantic 21-year-old actor originally from Pheonix, Arizona, United States but moved to Las Vegas, Nevada, United States. He is part of the ensemble on the West End version of Undertale.

a6d as Xem/a6d, a 20-year-old actor and musician originally from Bordeaux, Nouvelle-Aquitaine, France. He is part of the ensemble of the West End version of Undertale.

IlluminaHD as Kye/IlluminaHD, a bisexual 22-year-old actor originally from Alberta, Canada. He is part of the ensemble on the West End version of Undertale. He is of European and Indigenous descent.

JustVurb as Arran Willis/JustVurb, a 23-year-old actor originally from Bath, Somerset, United Kingdom. He is part of the ensemble from the West End version of Undertale.

Krtzyy as Dave Kratz/Krtzyy, a pansexual 22-year-old actor originally from the United States. He is part of the ensemble in the West End version of Undertale.

Spifey as Geo Anderson/Spifey, a 23-year-old actor originally from Exeter, Devon, United Kingdom. He is part of the ensemble on the West End version of Undertale.

Tapl as Harvey Lee/TapL, a 20-year-old actor originally from the Philippines but lived in Marina Del Rey, California, United States. He is part of the ensemble in the West End version of Undertale. Similar to Zoe, his parents were originally in musical theatre participating in their local productions of Miss Saigon, Les Miserables and West Side Story.

Wisp as Kit/Wisp, a young actor in his late teens or early 20s originally from the United Kingdom. He is part of the ensemble of the West End version of Undertale.

Zelk as Jake/Zelk, a 22-year-old actor originally from Michigan, United States. He is part of the ensemble of the West End version of Undertale.

McYum as Jared West/McYum, a 17-year-old actor originally from England, United Kingdom. He is the understudy for Monster Kid from Undertale.