The Greatest Little Bill Movie/Transcript

Transcript

 * Storyboard: [The screen shows Paramount Pictures logo and 2002 Nickelodeon Movies logo, Paramount Pictures presents and a Nickelodeon Movies film. A storybook] Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
 * Mike Myers: [laughs, tearing book page paper cover at the closing storybook] Like that's ever going to happen. What a loony.