User blog:Trigger Happy the Gremlin/Ask Paisenuef

Hey hoodlums, Trigger called. He said he was gonna murder himself with a makeshift garrote if you ruffians do not ask him a question. I cannot afford to lose my creator, so I ask you to PLEASE ASK ME QUESTIONS. Come on, now, you know what those things do to people, do you want Trigger on there? Oh, you do? Well, fine, but I DON'T! So how about some questions by now, savvy? Keep in mind Trigger is not actually gonna use an improvised garrot to commit masochism. Trigger tends to stretch the truth beyond any reasonable measure, however, I would appreciate you asking me something.