Imaginationland 2/Deleted Scenes/Transcript

Bowser: I'm going to check on the Council of 74 and... WHAT?!! (he realizes that the Council of 74 was gone. Then Bowser gets angry and roars with rage) 'KING PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!!!!!! '(This causes King Pig's bedroom to shake with King Pig waking up in shock)

King Pig: (Gasps) Who is distrubing my beauty rest?

(Bowser comes into King Pig's bedroom turnning on the light.)

Bowser: The Council Of 74 are gone!

King Pig: (Gasps) The Good Characters free them? I think The Big Battle should have guns!

Bowser: Guns?

King Pig: Yes, Guns!

Bowser: Can't sleep, King Pig?

King Pig: Yes. Can't sleep, Boss. Sing me lullabies! I don't know what is happening to me!

Bowser: Fine I'll sing you a lullaby.

King Pig: Sing me a lullaby now! I'm such a crybaby!

Bowser: (Singing) Hush little piggy Don't say a word Bowser's going to destroy the world! (King Pig gets sleepy.) And if you kill All The Good Characters, You're gonna have to go to hell.

(King Pig is now asleep.)

Bowser: Screw you!

(In King Pig's nightmare, The Good Characters are playing with King Pig.)

King Pig: Huh?

Belle: Come play with us, King Pig.

Mr. Knack: Wanna trade?

(Batley crashes.)

Batley: I meant to do that.

King Pig: Oh, my God!

Floopy Rabbit: Play with us, King Pig!

Donkey: Let's make waffles!

Frank: Play with us!

All Good Characters: Play with us!

King Pig: (Screaming)

(King Pig wakes up.)

King Pig: (Screaming) (Panting) Oh, thank God, It's just a dream! Please, Teddy. The big battle is tomorrow. Annabelle, could you play your music box so I can put to sleep?

(Annabelle plays her music box, the theme song from The Conjuring)

King Pig: Oh, Teddy! That girl sang me a lullaby earlier but the big battle needs guns I tell you! Guns! (Starts getting sleepy) Get that kid right... Now. Thanks, Annabelle.

(King Pig fell asleep hugging his teddy bear.)

Mr. Knack: (Stirs awake) I told you, Lola! Do not put streamers everywhere around me!

Bart Simpson: Hey, guys. You want to see something funny?

The Kids: Yeah/Sure.

(Bart Simpson picks up a cell phone and calls Moe Szyslak)

Moe Szyslak: Hello?

Bart Simpson: Hello, I'm looking for Adope. First name I.M.

Moe Szyslak: Hang on, I'll check. Hey, is I.M. Adope here? Hey, everybody, I.M. Adope!

All Good Characters: (laughing)

Moe Szyslak: Wait a minute!

Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, and the Kids: (laughing)

Stan: That's really funny!

Lisa Simpson: (whispers into Bart's ear) And don't forget to call King Pig.

(Bart Simpson calls King Pig)

King Pig: What is it?

Bart Simpson: I'm looking for Piddiddiot. First name Stu.

King Pig: Okay, I'll check. Hey is Stu Piddiddiot here? Hey, everybody, is there a Stu Piddiddiot here?

All Evil Characters: (laughing)

King Pig: Huh? Why you little...

Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, and the Kids: (laughing)

Kyle: That's funny stuff, right here!

Cartman: Let me try!

Bart Simpson: Go ahead. Knock yourself out.

Cartman: Hey, Moe, your sister's being raped. Is that... is that one? (The kids and Bart Simpson look shocked.)

(Mr. Knack, Frank, and Meg Griffin saw Butters crying. Mr. Knack, Frank, and Meg Griffin leave their tent.)

Mr. Knack: Butters?

Butters: Hi Nick. Hey Meg. Hey Frank.

Mr. Knack: Shh! Don't call me Nick! But I am not yelling because everyone's asleep.

Butters: Oh, Nick Knack.

Meg Griffin: Butters, why are you upset?

Butters: I was just thinking about my mom.

Meg Griffin: That's okay, Butters. I'm thinking of Stewie who is on The Council of 74. Oh, wait a minute. Stewie's with us.

Mr. Knack: Well, I was thinking about my Granny Tunselda.

Butters: Oh, you three. Tomorrow we'll save The Council Of 74.

Meg Griffin: Well, Nick, Frank, and I just awoke to the sound of you crying. So we came here to calm you down.

Mr. Knack: Don't call me Nick!

Frank: Oh, Nick Knack.

Butters: Well, I think Mr. Knack just brought something here.

(Mr. Knack shows Butters, Meg Griffin, and Frank a teddy bear.)

Mr. Knack: This is the teddy bear my Granny Tunselda gave me when I was a little boy.

Butters: How cute.

(Lucy Loud appears)

Lucy Loud: Well that's a piece of crap.

Butters, Meg Griffin, Frank, and Mr. Knack: (startled) AHHH!!!

Mr. Knack: No it's not a piece of crap, It's special I tell you! Special!

Butters: Well, good night guys. Get the heck out of here.

(Mr. Knack, Frank, and Meg Griffin go back to their tents.)

Butters: That's a lot of tents.

(The Good Characters are decorating the town square for Butter's birthday.)

Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! The mayor has new guests coming!

Mr. Knack: New guests? I can trade with them if they like.

Frank: Brenda, new guests are coming!

Brenda: Guests? Oh, my God!

All New Characters: New guests?

David the Gnome: Well, let's come in and say howdy!

Homer Simpson: I can't wait to meet them!

Bart Simpson: Me, too!

Fry: Oh, boy.

Amy Wong: Here we go again.

Lisa Simpson: You two always ruin everything warning us about the evil characters.

Homer and Bart: No we don't. (switches to flashback at a good character's birthday party.) The evil characters are coming! (they flip a table with a birthday cake on it and they run) AHH! (switches to flashback at a wedding) The evil characters are coming! (they flip a table with a wedding cake on it and they run) AHH! (switches to flashback at a funeral) The evil characters are coming! (they flip a coffin with a dead good character in it and they run) AHH!

Marge Simpson: Come on, Homie. We haven't seen an evil character in years. They're not gonna find us.

(The Kids and All Good Characters are in a lava while going to The Evilland Castle.)

Mayor: This is the lava to the Evilland Castle.

Butters: How can we get past it, Mr. Mayor?

Mayor: Let's sing a song. A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird...

Butters: Stop! No time for a song!

Professor Frink: Perhaps I can be of some assistance.

Professor Farnsworth and Lisa Loud: So can we.

Bebe: You think you can hack the drawbridge open?

(Butters is in King Pig's trap.)

Butters: You stupid bitches! How dare you ruin my birthday party?

King Pig: Well happy birthday, Butters (Sinster laughter)

(And then the song Open Up Your Eyes begins.)

King Pig: It's time you learned a lesson It's time that you understand Don't ever count on anybody else in this or any other land You once hoped for imagination To find a place among your kind But those were the childish wishes Of someone who was blind Open up your eyes See the world from where I stand Me, among the mighty You, caged at my command Open up your eyes Give up your sweet fantasy land It's time to grow up and get wise Come now, little one, open up your eyes We all start out the same With simple naive trust Shielded from the many ways That life's not fair or just But then there comes a moment A simple truth that you must face If you depend on others You'll never find your place

Butters: Please King Pig, I'm begging you to let me out right now. I need to see my friends.

King Pig: Well, too bad so sad. You're with me now! (Sinster laughter) And as you take that first step upon a path that's all your own You see it all so clearly The best way to survive is all alone Open up your eyes See the world from where I stand Me, among the mighty You, caged at my command Open up your eyes And behold the faded light It's time to grow up and get wise Come now, little one, open up your eyes Open up your eyes!

(After the song, King Pig does a Sinster laugh.)

Butters: (Sighs) I'm sorry about yelling at my friends and The Good Characters. I wish they were here right now.