Lost Treasure/Transcript

This is the transcript for Lost Treasure.

Transcript
The short begins where we see Porky Pig swimming in the ocean. Daffy then stops. Porky then gets taken away from a fish hook. Then, Porky then rises to the ocean. Daffy then swims back down. Later... He hits Porky with a wood log. Yosemite then grabs his sword. Yosemite then walks closer to Porky. He shows him a gun.
 * Porky: There's nothing that could p-p-pos-possib-possb-stop me.
 * Daffy: Keep going! There's still treasure that I need to swim in!
 * Porky: Isn-isn-isn't that considered illegal for the Pirate's law?
 * Daffy: Please. I'm the legendary duck who defeated a group of krakens! I'm like a famous pirate. Now keep looking!
 * Porky: (shouts) H-H-H-HELP!
 * Daffy: Don't panic! I'm here to help-
 * Daffy: I'll still save you!
 * Porky: (in distance) W-W-WHY ARE YOU STILL SWIMMING THERE? GO DO SOMETHING!
 * Porky: You d-dir-dirtba-dirtba-selfish duck.
 * Porky: (groans) Where am I?
 * Yosemite: Good! You're not dead....yet.
 * Porky: WHO ARE YOU? AND WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
 * Yosemite: (growls) I'm your biggest rival! Duh.
 * Porky: (raises an eyebrow) I-I-I never me-me-me-seen you before in my whole entire life.
 * Porky: Ouch!
 * Yosemite: Typical. Don't you get it? I'm Yosemitbeard. One of the most important pirates in this here ocean!
 * Porky: Oh. You're my master's enem-enem-enem-rival.
 * 'Yosemite: Took you long enough to figure out!
 * Porky: You didn't make it obvious the first att-attem-attem-time.
 * Yosemite: Ooo! Don't make me blast you right in the-
 * Porky: (daydreams) Ah. Petunia. She's not even terrible when she looks like a mermaid.
 * Yosemite: YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SLICE YOU IN HALF!
 * Porky: ...GAH!
 * Yosemite: Good! You're awake! Now do me a favor and fetch a treasure you see in the ocean.
 * Porky: H-H-How? You stole my equiqmen-equiqmen-stuff that I need to breathe in there.
 * Yosemite: Then get in my submarine rocket. It'll help you track it!
 * Porky: It's awfully too small for me to fit in.
 * Yosemite: That's because it's in the size of my last victim- I mean helper!
 * Porky: (raises an eyebrow) Say, what happens if I don't follo-follo-listen to your rules?
 * Porky: Uh, I need persona-persona-some space. You're way too close to me.
 * Yosemite: Good question. I'll blast you with this!
 * Porky: What the act-act-act-pig is that?
 * Yosemite: You see. I'm not from around here.