Total Drama Platinum/Fresh New Campers Pt 1

(it cuts to a new island as Chris is shown flying a helicopter)

Chris: Yo I'm Chris McLean and we are back with a new season of the greatest franchise ever to date.

(shows many of the island)

Chris: (VO) We rented out a brand new island for this season which means we got some new goods for this season.

(shows a raccoon asleep)

Chris (VO): Which means new animals

(shows the cabins)

Chris (VO): New Cabins

(shows the million dollars)

Chris: But the thing that hasn't changed is the 1 million dollars

(shows Chris McLean on the island next to the landed helicopter)

Chris: We even have some new contestants all 24 Who will win one million dollars? And what crazy schemes do i have up my sleeve for this season (he pulls out an explosion out of his sleeve and throws it behind him laughing as it cuts to the ship arriving)

Chris: Find out right now on Total Drama Platinum!!!!

(Cool Orchid logo shows then intro plays and cuts back to the ship arriving

Chris: Welcome Back To Total Drama Platinum According to my calculations the first contestant has arrived and should be about right now!

(The contestants arrive out of the ship)

Chris: Make that all of the contestants

(The first to meet Chris is Samantha who is eating butter)

Chris: Samantha Welcome...And you're eating butter?

Samantha: BUTTER IS LIFE!

Chris: Umm okay then.

(The next to meet Chris is Luna)

Chris: Luna. Care to say a few things about yourself?

Luna: No need Just need to bedge and live to rock

Chris: Alright...

(Next is Captain Chimichanga)

Captain Chimichanga: Ha Ha foes beware it is I Captain Chimichanga

Chris: Uh your fill out form says your name is Eric

Captain Chimichanga: That is my fake name!

Chris: Alrighty Eric.

(The next to meet Chris is Damien)

Damien: Chris McLean it’s such a pleasure to meet you man.

Chris: Damien same to you

(He goes over there to meet the others)

Damien: Uh Hi guys.

Samantha: BUTTER!

Damien: Okay then...

(Next is Jack)

Chris: Contestant Number Cinco Jack

Jack: What did you say to me punk?!

Chris: That you are the fifth contestant.

Jack: (he grabs a hold of his shirt) Thats what i thought.

Chris: Ummm alright then.

Jack: Heh heh I'm just messing with ya mate. wanted to build suspension your alright in my book.

(The next person arrives being Emily)

Chris: Fellas meet Emily

Emily: Hi!

(Damien is blown away)

Damien: Whoa...

(Samantha is aggressively eating butter)

(Emily starts to walk over to the other contestants)

Damien: Hi!

(As Roderick enters)

Roderick: You look ugly.

Chris: I HAD FOUR HAIRSTYLISTS MAKE MY HAIR LOOK ABSOLUTELY PERFECT

Roderick: Is that how you became host of this dump maybe they should have gotten someone better to host.

Chris: Just sit down!

(Miranda then arrives)

Chris: Miranda What are you reading?

Miranda: I'm reading Diary of Fear by Kaitlyn Monroe

Chris: Okay then.

(Suddenly screaming could be heard as James rushes in)

(they all look to see James)

James: DEATH BLOW!

Chris: Everyone this is James. He likes anime

James: hey everyone. Have you al”-

???: THIS BOAT RIDE SUCKED!

Chris: Oh hi Karen!

Karen: I BETTER GET CASH FOR ENDURING THIS RIDE!

Chris: ok ok geez

(Danny is shown sitting on the boat relaxing)

Chris: Yo Danny hows it hanging

Danny: Not much dawg

Chris: Um...you can get off the boat.

Danny: Nah man...I'm gooooood

(The next to arrive is Ivy as Ivy is shown walking in)

Chris: Ivy whats up. Welcome!

Ivy: So were not at a luxury getaway and just at a summer camp

Chris: That's right Ivy

Ivy: Brilliant....a summer camp is good for my devious devices.

(Roderick smiles a little)

Roderick: Hmm. I like her already

Miranda: I don't

(Next to arrive is Flora)

Flora: Hiii! Today is lovely!

(Bethany then pushes her aside)

Bethany: Move it or lose it

Chris: Bethany glad to-

Bethany: Let me make one thing clear Chris. You can't force me to stay at this wasteland of an island. Once I'm off this ridded show you will be sued big time.

Chris: Yeah..."laughs" glad we have copies.

Bethany: (walks over to the other campers) Fine.

(Jonah comes in and does a flip)

Jonah: JONAH HAS ARRIVED!!! THE STRONGEST MAN ALIVE!

(Cameron arrives beside him)

Cameron: ooh an island I'll have plenty of material to dock on board

Chris: Good one!

(Alice arrives after doing a summersault)

Alice: T! O! T! A! L! D! R! A! M! A! What does that spell?!

Chris: Alice welcome.

Alice: GOOOOOOO TEAM!

Chris: Well technically your not on a team yet theres like a few more coming...ah speak of one now

(Alec then arrives)

Alec: Yo the chicks have arrived guess im a little late for the party (turns to Samantha) What's your name beauty?

Samantha: BUTTER!

Alec: Okay then....

(Clark then arrives)

Clark: HO LY MACROL The Chris McLean omg I'm a big huge fan of you. Hey where are the original Total Drama members.

Chris: They left...

Clark: Oh i see.

(Calvin arrives)

Calvin: Calvinbot online.

Chris: Calvin.. ..

Calvin: Subject Chris

Chris: O...K? Who's next?

(Darla then enters)

Darla: Whoo Rad Party!!!

Chris: Welcome Darla!

(Shayla also arrives and grabs ahold of Chris)

Shayla: Tell me all your secrets before i can trust you.

Chris: I caused a genocide.

Shayla: Ok i trust you

(she goes over to the others as Audrey arrives)

Audrey: Hello fellow people.

(Milo then arrives next to Audrey)

Milo: Aw man I'm last.

Chris: Sorry dude

Milo: Man!

(fades to black and cuts to the campsite)

Chris: This is Ilarsta your new home for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around you will be you cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. But sometimes rough patches could be dramatic a bit. for sleeping arrangements girls get one side and boys get the other just like the seasons always been. Back to our routes yet with new chaos. The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Platinum the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000! But trust me we lost a ton of million dollar cases in those days. So yeah

(the campers start to put their things in the sleeping quarters

(Damien first meets Jack)

Damien: Hi I'm Damien

Jack: Well nice to meet you little buckaroo Damien I'm Jack. I have physically trained my body to be peak for survival.

Damien: Wow you remind me of Jackalope from issue #18 of The Shocker. He is a vigilantic australlian superhero who can leap real high like a jackalope

Jack: Coolio!

(Meanwhile Alec has found Flora)

Alec: Heyy there

Flora: Hi! Do you believe in the idea of love conquering all?

Alec: Yeah sometimes but whats a beauty like you doing here

Flora: I want the cash to start my very own show where I give people advice on love. Golly! I love love!