The Simpsons - Season 49


 * 1) One Plumbs Up: Homer becomes a plumber.
 * 2) Knit This, Baby: Homer takes up knitting.
 * 3) Golf Faddy: Homer becomes a golf caddy. 
 * 4) Treehouse of Horror BONANZA: In a framing device, Marge is recruited into an order of vampire hunters, who give her guard duty for Dracula as an initiation test. Dracula tells Marge a story, "Garlichead", about a group of vampire teens getting attacked by a monster summoned from a garlic field. Marge tells her own story to Dracula, "Abandon All Soap", detailing a cult that abducts and kills anyone in Springfield who tries to tries to bathe. After the story, Dracula attacks Marge, but he is killed by a vampire hunter, Carl, who tells her a story of his own, "Gretelenny and Hanscarl" about how he and Lenny were attacked by a cannibalistic Lisa dressed as a witch. Lisa arrives and objects to her portrayal in the story and tells her own, "Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Tweeter",  about a boy named Peter (portrayed by Bart) gaining the power to teleport pumpkins through his cellphone. Bart, who was listening on the story through a walkie-talkie, decides to tell his own story to Rod and Todd, "Springfield: 1984", where "Big Bart" is the icon of an oppressive government who makes everyone in Springfield act exactly like a caricature of Bart. Flanders, who is baby-sitting Bart, comes in and tells the last story "Devils in the Outfield", which shows a baseball team being attacked by demonic forces. Rod and Todd are then revealed to be vampires.
 * 5) Bobbing for Bottle Blues: Lisa starts a business fishing bottles out of the lake.
 * 6) Bart School Confidential: Bart takes an art class.
 * 7) Frozen Dinner Days: Marge leaves many frozen dinners behind when she goes on a trip. 
 * 8) Surf's Pup: Santa's Little Helper befriends a surfer. 
 * 9) Taxi Derby Terrors: Homer and the other men of Springfield start a demolition derby using taxis.
 * 10) Throw it Bach: Lisa is hypnotized into thinking she is Johann Sebastian Bach.  
 * 11) Depth Grips: Homer reminisces about how he first met Marge while he was working as a grip on the set of a murder mystery movie. 
 * 12) Fake Holiday in Cambodia: The Simpsons win an all expenses paid vacation to Cambodia, only for it to turn out to be a scam. 
 * 13) HJS 742: Lost in San Diego: Bart gets lost in San Diego. 
 * 14) The Burns of the Screw: Mister Burns opens a giant store that only sells screws.
 * 15) Panini Press: Homer starts a magazine all about sandwiches.
 * 16) Springfield 1602: In 1602, the Simpsons ancestors who are portrayed by the main characters develop superhuman powers and use them to fight an army of monsters....in a rap competition!
 * 17) Lenny Bruce Wayne: Lenny takes over Bart's Bartman persona, and eventually his whole life, while the latter is stuck on a road trip with Nelson.
 * 18) Cold Cans and the Legend of Sip Jaw: Moe weaves a tall tale around the campfire about a beer loving creature called Sip Jaw, which makes Homer scared he's real.
 * 19) Over the Mooncalves: The citizens of Springfield dress like sheep to drum up publicity for the town.
 * 20) The Back Came Cat: A previous cat of Marge's returns and torments the family and Milhouse.
 * 21) Twister and Shout My Way Out: A twister hits Springfield. Or so it seems. 
 * 22) Never Say Eat My Shorts Again 
 * 23) Pathways into Bartness 
 * 24) Bisque of Fury 
 * 25) The Wonderful Wizard of Frank