Thread:Muppetlover16/@comment-31765930-20180920184549/@comment-26163780-20180922002743

The following post is satire, if you get offended do not blame the OP, I do not condone the practice of suicide:

(cue sad violin music)

Dear guys, I just cannot go on, m'kay

my best friend in the world left me, m'kay

so I have to end it all, m'kay

-Nolan Massey

You are acting like the kid died, it's not like you and Mason are related or anything

Look at this way at least we won't have to hear him wax poetically about how much he loves Ashley Johnson and hates Canada (except for its bacon and women)

Still wish he would've at least said goodbye, before retiring.