The Tiny Toons Wizard of Oz transcript

Prologue: The Them Tune intro
[All-New Tiny Toon Adventures Theme Music In Background]

Buster: We’re lucky we’re not confessin’

our show’s now back in session

I’ve always learned my lesson

Babs: I’m having lots of fun

Plucky: I’m filled with elation, I’m back on television

Shirley: for the next incarnation, I’m not calling up a nun

Professor Daffy: welcome back to ACME Looniversity for another school year

Buster: there's a test

Babs: no more rest

Plucky: I’m not living in fear

Buster, Babs and other Tiny Toons gang members: we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little looney, it’s All-New Tiny Toon Adventures and we’re number 1

Buster and Babs: now the show has begun……

Buster and Babs' introduction
Buster: "Hiya, Toonsters, I'm Buster Bunny,"

Babs: "and I'm Babs Bunny."

Buster and Babs: "No relation."

Buster: "Welcome to this exciting premiere of The Tiny Toons Wizard of Oz."

Babs: "Now on with the show."

Scene 1: The Kansas farm house
Fifi/Dorothy and Barky Marky/Toto are daydreaming while Professor Penelope/Aunt Em is washing dishes and Professor Pepe/Uncle Henry is sitting right in the armchair and reading the newspaper.

Professor Penelope/Aunt Em: "Dorothy, s'il vous plaît, enough daydreaming, you know zat zese deeshes are not gonna wash zemselves."

Fifi/Dorothy: "Pardon, Tante Em."

Fifi/Dorothy and Barky Marky/Toto walk right over to the kitchen to help wash the dishes.

Radio Announcer: "Attention, attention, everybody, we interrupt this program to bring you this warning: a tornado is approaching, I repeat: a tornado is approaching."

Professor Penelope/Aunt Em:"Sacre bleu, I do not believe zis! Henry, come on, let's go, Dorothy, you try and find some ways to be safe and secure from ze tornado."

Professor Penelope/Aunt Em and Professor Pepe/Uncle Henry go right outside and there's a tornado out there.

Fifi/Dorothy: "Allez, Toto, let's go back eenside."

Fifi/Dorothy and Barky Marky/Toto go back inside their house and right in Fifi's/Dorothy's bedroom.

Suddenly, the Kansas farm house with them inside of it begins going right up inside the tornado.

Fifi: "We must be up eenside ze tornado!"

The Kansas Farm House continues moving around and it suddenly stops at a different location place.

Fifi/Dorothy opens her bedroom door, then goes right downstairs and opens the front door and sees that she's in the magical world of Oz/Munchkin Land.

The Magical World of Oz/Munchkin Land
Fifi/Dorothy: "Sacre bleu, where am I?"

Fowlmouth/Munchkin Mayor: "Allow me to explain: this is Munchkin Land, I'm the Munchkin Mayor, and these are my fellow Munchkin neighbors."

Gogo/Munchkin Number 1: "Hi there."

Sweetie/Munchkin Number 2: "How's it going?"

Tweety/Munchkin Number 3: "It's aww danks to you dat de Wicked Witch of De East is deceased and we'we finawwy fwee at wast."

Fowlmouth/Munchkin Mayor: "That's exactly dadgum right, but look, here comes Gloonda right now."

Fifi/Dorothy and Barky Marky/Toto see Shirley's/Gloonda's magic bubble floating by.