Ming Ming’s Big Movie/Trailer transcripts

Trailer 1

 * Annoucer: This sneak peak is a Promo of a New Nick Jr Crossover, so you can commit suicide and go to heaven after you die.
 * Ming Ming: Silly Old Jail! Silly! Silly!
 * Annoucer: But Then!
 * Cindy: She’s gone!
 * Announcer: Ming Ming has gone missing! Because of everyone’s rude remarks!
 * Sylvia the director: We can all agree that Ming Ming needs a diaper change and a good nap!
 * Etno: Ming Ming. Where are You!
 * Announcer: But in Africa...
 * Ming Ming: Stimpy, I don’t think We’re in The Classroom anymore.
 * Stimpy: It’s Like a Desert!
 * Announcer: No Time for Sleep!
 * Snagglepuss: We failed to find Ming Ming! Getting late even!
 * Linny: Heck No!
 * Snagglepuss: Linny, I just want a Nap! A Little Bitty Cat Nap!
 * Bud: Oh No!
 * Announcer: Chills!
 * Carmen Snailby: Carmen Snailby, Wilderness Snarl at your Service!
 * Tuck: You mean, Snail?
 * Carmen: That’s what I said, Snail!
 * Announcer: Thrills!
 * Evil Ming Ming: Get me out of this Bear Trap now!
 * Jimmy: That’s a good look for you, Evil Ming Ming! Serves you right!
 * Announcer: Ming Ming’s Big Movie.
 * Heffer Wolfe: Wonderful!
 * Announcer: Coming To Theaters April 16.

Tralier 2

 * Announcer: This Spring.