Bambi II (Nostalgia Critic)

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(The movie begins with the snowflakes falling in the sky and the camera pans to Bambi surrounded The Great Prince about her mother would have no longer after she shot to death by the hunter)

NC (vo): So, the film begins when after Bambi's mother is getting shot by the hunter. He looking for her and the Great Prince saying--

The Great Prince (Fred Shields, archivist recording): Your mother can't be with you anymore.

NC (vo): Well, how did it feeling better or not better to be followed by the midquel instead of the original?

(Cut to the original with the scene of bright colors, singing, birds chirping, etc.)

NC: What the hell? It's like we can't let reality set in TOO deep, so here's some pretty birdies!

NC (vo): Ooh, the birdies, nobody's dead, nobody's dead, it's just birdies, birdies...

NC: You still sad? You still sad? Oh, look at the keys!

(He pulls out a set of keys and starts to wave them around.)

NC: Look at the keys, the pretty little keys!

(More of the bird scene, with the words "Death isn't a big deal" over it.)

NC: Sorry, the saddest moment is not that simple.

NC (vo): The movie continues about Bambi followed by the stag, The Great Prince of the Forest, voiced by Patrick Stewart.

NC: But, if you tell me, you didn't mean you put Star Trek figure and interrupt your little quest yet?

(clip of Star Trek: First Contact.)

Jean-Luc: You want to destroy the ship, and run away.

NC: I'm sorry, Jean-Luc. You have to be blowing up the ship, right?

Jean-Luc: NO! NOOOO!!! (smashes a display case in anger. Both pause, shocked) Not again!

NC: Okay, I guess he didn't know when to quit. (beat) See you around.

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