Test Drive Unlimited 2/Script

This page comprises the full verbal transcript of TDU 2.

Prologue

 * Reporter 1: Hey how did this junk get in the front stage? I guess hasn't been picked up since ages!
 * Player: Well, this go-cart is the reason why your interviewing us in the first place! This got our first 20 grand. I remember like it was yesterday.
 * Todd Bishop: Yeah your right, man! Back on the streets of NYC, baby! Dumbo, Lower East Side, Bedford-Stuyvesant! The good old days, baby!
 * Player: This the backstory, man! And now it's earned it's spot on the world's craziest rides! This should make the Rides cover!
 * Reporter 2: Rides cover? In your dreams, with this jalopy on the cover, people will be like. "This guy live in a trailer park?"
 * Travis Scott: Ayo, ayo! Make way for your boy! Listen up, these two people, they my best bruthas! Yo Todd, man! You cracked since last time not gonna lie!
 * Player: Travis Scott, DaBaby, Future! How ya cracking my friends!
 * Future: Hey, this yo whip? We thought ya had the newest threads, cribs, shoes, whips, this look Top G to yo ass?
 * DaBaby: No cap, this wanna make me stare at a pinpoint laser, ya heard? Hey we could play our fav games on this whip!
 * Player: Hey, you sure Todd is gonna be cool when you do that, man?
 * Reporter 1: OK, now I really want to ask a huge question. People here in the States believe you to be the next Elvis, but down in England, your the laughing stock! With all the things you & Bishop have achieved on the roads, what is next for you to claim?
 * Player: Immortality, that's what!
 * Stuart McMillian: Hey kid! Nice car you got there, shame if something were to happen! (Bursts out laughing). Damn, looks like the Strip Club party is being held round the corner. I didn't even bring coveralls. Oh wait, I don't own coveralls!
 * Bouncer: Ayo Boss. This clown ain't on the list. You want me to catch him by the neck and throw him out the gate and kick her prostitute escort's ass?
 * Stuart McMillian: I heard your brute-like bodyguard call my younger sis a prostitute. You control that idiot!
 * Player: Mind your own shit, Stuart! This ain't your place, after all! Oh and, as for your info, man? Whoever wants 2 Mil on me for a series of races, he's welcome. As long as he doesn't diss my crew, honeys or Todd over there.
 * Reporter 1: So he's really putting huge quid's on it!
 * Player: He thinks himself as tough. I gonna teach him the meaning of "tough"! Him and I, we've got history! He was a fellow who wanted my recognition in Dumbo, but now he's started showing teeth!
 * Todd Bishop: You know how much of a idiot driver he is! He won't do it through riding, it's buying he does things by!
 * Player: Don't get cozy, Stuart. Keep on actin cocky & all, your about to be taught a lesson - by the time Solar Crown 2021 ends in August, you better pay for my vacation spot to Bora-Bora. What about you Natasha? You wanna go with me to Bora-Bora? Help me decorate my crib while your older bro licks his wounds here back in the States!
 * Stuart McMillian: Zero way he's gonna take everything i helped get. Lack of respect for people like me are gotta get his ass into some serious debt! While he's doin out there god knows what, I'll take everything from him. Especially his cars. I'm gonna pull some strings & tie up some loose ends.
 * Reporter 2: That's one bloody hell of a story to kick off this Summer! Want to see the part of when he gets to kick Stuart's arse! So how you plan on the other races?
 * Todd Bishop: Business as usual, two weeks at our place in Saint Lucia

Two Weeks Later

 * Todd Bishop: What's our Junkyard Winner doing there anyway?
 * Player: Someone must have entered and took all our shit and dispersed immediately!
 * Todd Bishop: Is that my... Wait! Wait you disgusting scumbag!
 * McMillian's Chauffer: Mr. McMillian told you to look at the glovebox of your Junkyard Winner, you read me!
 * Player: (Reading Stuart's Note) Ok you idiot. If you believe you own Solar Crown & the TV Racing scene, you got me as a big obstacle... Don't try to come for me boy, I'll make you bleed. As of now, I've got all your vices scrambled all around... You should come to my bespoke mansion, Andrew Tate's hanging out with my ass! Unless you can't bleed, that is! Give me 7 Million and I'll give them for you!
 * Todd Bishop: Goddamn Stuart took everything away from us! Right under our noses.
 * Player: This man wants 7 Million. What the hell do we do?!
 * Todd Bishop: Not gonna lie, this Junkyard Winner's gonna be real valuable to us, sooner or later!

Phone Calls (A Story in the Making)

 * Todd Bishop: Listen up, kid! Stuart robbed everything from us, now we take it away from HIM! I know you can barley breathe in this HUGE trailer trash, but if we're gonna recover our shit, this is how we do it. You get on races and I'll find the location of your rides, be prepped to face opposition! (Before 1st Race)
 * Todd Bishop: I'm looking on the whereabouts of your properties, little by little, I'm sending them all... By the way, check this one I just uploaded. But get ready, it ain't gonna be easy! (After 1st Leg of Solar Crown)
 * Todd Bishop: Hey, thanks for delivering this car over here! This one's a '90 Lotus Carlton, it's a beast on the road. Now check out the tracks I just sent over, then let's see what sorry ass shit is happening at Solar Crown! Oh and, drive by Santa Gertrudis de Fruitera if you have time. See what's cracking down there! (After unlocking the Lotus Carlton)
 * Todd Bishop: Nice! You found another one! Your starting to get noticed here! By the way, thanks for finding me that 2010 Volkswagen Golf GTI. If you want easy money, check these spots out! (After unlocking the 2010 Volkswagen Golf GTI)
 * Todd Bishop: If we find our stuff so easy, he better start hiding our rides in better hiding spots, or get himself a more trustworthy girl, unlike Natasha! You'll find another ride in here. (After unlocking Reacquire Mission #3)
 * Todd Bishop: Add that bad boy to your collection, your on your way to take over Sant Antoni de Portmany. But don't rest just yet! We still have work to do! Hit these races, heard they are only available for S.U.Vs & Trucks! (After unlocking the 2006 Land Rover Supercharged Range Rover)

1st Leg of Solar Crown

 * Stuart McMillian: Now I'd like to raise a glass in the air for all who were brave enough to face me! You've just entered the first leg of Solar Crown! This one is for the novices. One winner though, no 2nd or 3rd place.
 * Todd Bishop: And in case your asses did NOT know, it's us, so might as well pack it in!
 * Stuart McMillian: Are you sure? Cause last time you said that, your car's engine died just before overtaking my sis! You sure it's needed?
 * Player: I could take this in reverse, not gonna lie! Might just do that, keep shit interesting and all!

Meeting Jude

 * Todd Bishop: This one's Jude. He tunes cars for our gang! Now you don't know how he behaves, but trust me, he loves to be part of Solar Crown.
 * Jude: Solar Crown's a pretty big name for someone like my ass! Hey is that a 06 Land Rover Supercharged Range Rover? So your looking to enter the Off-Road races with that ride!
 * Player: Solar Crown's off road races are for babies, Group B's for people like me!
 * Jude: If any of your rides need serious tuning power-ups, I'll gladly accept!
 * Todd Bishop: If we want surround sound, plasma screen or audio system on that ride, we'll gladly tell you!

Off the Main Grid

 * Chris Wilder: OK, you little cowards! For the next of these 4 days, you all will be in for the craziest 2nd leg of Solar Crown! Unlike the rich kids who keep stuff to the tarmac, we like to have fun in here! And I ain't only a beast on the stage, but also on the road! YOU THINK I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ADVANTEGES!?
 * Todd Bishop: Your crazy, that's all I know, Chris!
 * Chris Wilder: Keep screwing with me, and you'll be my sister's vibrator!
 * Player: This Chris dude is real serious now...
 * Todd Bishop: Never thought he was comin for our ass...
 * Chris Wilder: 1st place takes home 10,000! 2nd & 3rd takes home shame, ya hear?!
 * Stuart McMillian: Scratch that, Chris! I say it, kid. The both of you are gonna face real competition in here!
 * Player: Like uh... Mr. Chocolate Milk, over there?
 * Chocolate Gold: It's Chocolate Gold, homie. And I is legit, dawg. I'm about to drop it like it's hot!
 * Todd Bishop: I could tell just by the way you talk, man. Your one of those trust fund kids who listened too much Rap.
 * Player: I did my road runnin in Dumbo, NYC. What about you, huh? Arts District?
 * Chocolate Gold: Crocker-Amazon, G!
 * Player: By the way, Stuart, heard one of your businesses was trashed by some environmentalist! You ain't in the money spotlight anymore!
 * Todd Bishop: Enough talking! Let's fire them up people!

Phone Calls (Serious Trouble Now!)

 * Jude: Jude here, man! Todd asked me to sent some word to ya. Something about Stuart being sick of makin peanuts out of his work. He's building an hotel nearby. It's still under construction, but i've got a proposition. Go to the construction site and teach Stuart what happens when he messes with us! (Before Retribution Mission #1)
 * Jude: Booyah! You wrecked his site! Attaboy, friend! Get out of there before 5-0 spots you! The look on his face the next day when he sees that wreck! (After Retribution Mission #1)
 * Natasha McMillian: (sigh) It's so tiring to be the daughter of a bossman. Each win gets us closer to Bora-Bora. While these wannabes are acting blind, you go for that stashed ride, baby! (After unlocking Reacquire Mission #4)
 * Todd Bishop: Another day, another car repossessed. This 2020 Land Rover Range Rover Evoque will surely come to help in the off-road races! See you at Sant Josep de sa Talaia! (After unlocking the 2020 Land Rover Range Rover Evoque)
 * Natasha McMillian: Oh honey, you should have seen my bro's look on his face when he saw the construction site all trashed up! Anyways, i found one of your rides in here. Maybe we could go on a date together? (After unlocking Reacquire Mission #5)
 * Todd Bishop: You've sent Stuart's money flying and now her sis wants to join with you at Bora-Bora. Heck, if this racing thing dosen't work out, the local bank can help you repossess cars, you know! This is a one of a kind classic, so drive it nice-nice! (After unlocking the 1968 Chevrolet Corvette C2)

Down the Drain

 * Stuart McMillian: The money's going down the drain. First, that idiot wins both the 1st & 2nd leg of Solar Crown, and i just took it, now he trashed one of my hotels and god only knows what next is. I say, I'm tired of taking it. We need, redemption!
 * McMillian's Accountant: Sir, is this the plausible course of action? Vandalizing his place while he's asleep? You think that'll sit right with the authorities?
 * Stuart McMillian: I don't care about policemen asking does it sit right with the law. I am angry, and when i am pissed off, I don't care about THE LAW!
 * Stuart McMillian: (offscreen) Teach his ass a lesson!
 * Todd Bishop: What the hell is going on... (shouting) Get out of my place, ASAP!
 * Solar Crown Thug 1: For Stuart McMillian and Solar Crown!!