Sesame Street Presents: Ernie and Bert Save the Street transcript

Prologue: Get ready to play (Luis's welcome home day)
Gordon: "Hey, Susan, Miles, you got everything prepared for Luis's welcome home party?"

Susan: "We sure do."

Miles: "We got the welcome home cake, the welcome home banner and the welcome home decorations and party games all prepared."

Gordon: "That's good."

Carlo: "Well he should be here any single minute now."

Big Bird: "Oh boy, I can't wait 'til he gets here."

[Music In Background]

Bob: Hey this is gonna be a super good day

get ready to play

it's Luis's welcome home day

Telly: there'll be excitement and laughter

Baby Bear: and snack foods to shawe

Grover: get ready to play

it's Luis's welcome home day

Elmo: plenty of time for play time

Cookie Monster: and plenty of time for snack time too

Zoe: get ready to play

Prairie Dawn: get ready to stay

Ernie, Bert and Lulu: it's Luis's welcome home day

[Music Ends]

Nina: "Okay, you guys, Luis should be here any time soon."

[Footsteps Approaching]

Celina: "Hey look, here he comes right now, get prepared, everybody."

The Sesame Street residents prepare themselves 'til Luis shows up.

Luis: "Hola, everybody, what's happening?"

Purple Monster/Toby: "Looking good around here."

Ernie: "Luis, you're here, welcome home to Sesame Street."

Luis: "Gracias, mi amigos, I appreciate it."

Bert: "Hey, Luis, who's that purple monster with you?"

Luis: "Oh this is Toby, mi amigo y asistente who helps me at the Fix-It Shop."

Herry: "Wow, Luis has an assistant working with him at the Fix-It Shop."

Murray: "So, Luis, do Maria and Gabi still hang around with you at the Fix It Shop?"

Luis: "Well, guys, they used to, but ever since mine and Maria's divorce, Maria and Gabi wanted to spend more time with 1 another, so I decided to have Toby for my assistant."

Abby: "My parents divorce was kind of hard on me at 1st, but I eventually got over it."

Susan: "That's good to know about, Abby."

[Sounds Of Fly Buzzing]

The fly lands right on Ernie's right sneaker, and Ernie shoos it away.

[Music In Background]

Ernie: A fly flew on my toe

a fly flew on my toe

it flew on my toe

and I wanted it to go

oh

goodbye, fly

fly listen to my song

goodbye, fly

fly back where you belong

[Music Continues in Background]

Zoe: a fly flew on my knee

a fly flew on my knee

it flew on my knee

I was mad as can be

Ernie: it flew on my toe 

and I wanted it to go

oh

Ernie and Zoe: goodbye, fly

fly listen to my song

goodbye, fly

fly back where you belong

[Music Continues In Background]

Herry: a fly flew on my thigh

a fly flew on my thigh

it flew on my thigh

and I wanted to cry

Zoe: it flew on my knee

I was mad as can be

Ernie: it flew on my toe 

and I wanted it to go

oh

Ernie, Zoe and Herry: goodbye, fly

fly listen to my song

goodbye, fly

fly back where you belong

[Music Continues In Background]

Count Von Count: a fly flew on my chest

a fly flew on my chest

it flew on my chest

and it wasn't the best

Herry: it flew on my thigh 

and I wanted to cry

Zoe: it flew on my knee

I was mad as can be

Ernie: it flew on my toe

and I wanted it to go

oh

Ernie, Zoe, Herry and Count Von Count: goodbye, fly

fly listen to my song

goodbye, fly

fly back where you belong

[Music Continues In Background]

Chris: a fly flew on my nose

a fly flew on my nose

it flew on my nose

that's the worst I suppose

Count Von Count: it flew on my chest 

and it wasn't the best

Herry: it flew on my thigh 

and I wanted to cry

Zoe: it flew on my knee

I was mad as can be

Ernie: it flew on my toe

and I wanted it to go

oh

Ernie, Zoe, Herry, Count Von Count and Chris: goodbye, fly

fly listen to my song

goodbye, fly

fly back where you belong

[Music Continues In Background]

Nina: a fly flew in my hair

a fly flew in my hair

it flew in my hair

and it just wasn't fair

Chris: it flew on my nose

that's the worst I suppose

Count Von Count: it flew on my chest 

and it wasn't the best

Herry: it flew on my thigh 

and I wanted to cry

Zoe: it flew on my knee

I was mad as can be

Ernie: it flew on my toe 

and I wanted it to go 

oh

Ernie, Zoe, Herry, Count Von Count, Chris and Nina: goodbye, fly

fly listen to my song

goodbye, fly

fly back where you belong

goodbye, fly

fly back where you belong.......

[Music Ends]

Alan: "Hey, everybody, come inside Hooper's Store, there's a news report on television."

The Sesame Street residents go inside Hooper's Store and watch the news report on television.

Inside Hooper's Store/watching the news report
Sesame Street Announcer: "We interrupt this program to bring you this crazy story, we take you now to Warren Wolf for a fast breaking news report."

Warren Wolf: "Good afternoon, everybody, this is Warren Wolf, reporting live on Sesame Street News, we just recieved some terrible news around here, which I don't know about, so let's go over to my good friend, Kermit so he can tell all of us about it."

Cut back to Reporter Kermit on the other part of the news report.

Reporter Kermit: "Thanks a bunch, Warren, now this just in, 3 villain business men named Jack Salzar, John Dangerously and Ben Dastardly are planning to take control of everything on Sesame Street."

Jack Salzar: "1 of these days, it'll be the end of your aparments and the end of your shopping centers."

John Dangerously: "We're gonna put up this great big museum here."

Ben Dastardly: "Outside with the old and inside with the new."

Ernie: "What's going on, you guys?"

Chris: "It's those nasty criminals, Jack Salzar, John Dangerously and Ben Dastardly, they're plannin' to tear down Sesame Street and put up a great big museum."

Bert: "Oh no, that's terrible and horrible!"

Elmo: "Elmo doesn't want that to happen!"

Wolfgang: [Barking And Howling]

Toby: "We must save Sesame Street from disaster strikes!"

Oscar: "What are we waiting for? who can save Sesame Street."

Ernie: "Bert and I can help save Sesame Street."

Toby: "And so can I."

Bert: "Come on, Ernie, come on, Toby, let's go out there and save Sesame Street."

Ernie, Bert and Toby go on their mission quest

Warner Bros. Pictures Presents

Sesame Street Presens: Ernie and Bert Save the Street

Directed by Joey Mazzarino and Frank Oz 

Produced by Brian Henson and Shawn Levy

Music composed by Christophe Beck

Screenplay written by David Guion and Michael Handelman

Starring the following

Keke Palmer

Kevin Spacey 

Tim Curry 

Alec Baldwin

Bill Hader 

and Mindy Kaling

Scene 1: Oceanview, Illinois
Ernie: "Wow, Oceanview, Illinois sure looks the exact same from when Big Bird 1st came here."

Bert: "It reminds us of our very 1st movie."

Toby: "Look, you guys, there's a super spy agent shop down town, let's go over there."

Ernie, Bert and Toby walk around and go right inside the Super Spy Agent Shop.

The Super Spy Agent Shop
Agent Lucas: "Welcome to the Super Spy Agent Shop, how can I help you guys here?"

Toby: "Me, Ernie and Bert would like some super spy agent gear, please?"

Agent Lucas: "And why's that?"

Ernie: "Everything's gonna be torn down: Hooper's Store, the Fix-It Shop, Celina's Dance Studio, Finders Keepers, Charlie's Restaurant and all of it!"

Bert: "Now don't worry about it, Ernie, we're gonna save Sesame Street like brave young heroes."

Ernie: "You're absolutely right, Bert, we're gonna be super spy agents."

Toby: "And so am I."

Ernie, Bert and Toby pay for their super spy agent gear and put them on in the changing booth.

Ernie: "Okay, guys, let's head on out."

Ernie, Bert and Toby head on out in their super spy gear.

Back on Sesame Street
Baby Bear is reading a super good book about the jungle life, the ocean life and the fantasy universe.

Baby Bear: "This looks like a supew good book to wead about."

[Music In Background]

Baby Bear: Thewe's a tigew in my book

and a lion in my book

thewe's a sneaky alligatow 

I can spy on in my book

sometimes all I need

is a book to wead

Baby Bear (continued) thewe awe piwates in my book

on an ocean in my book

thewe's a sowcewew with secwet magic potions in my book

and to leawn whewe the stowy will lead I just wead

Baby Bear: on a quiet day'

I could go outside and play

Baby Bear (continued): but thewe's adventuwe in my book so exciting in my book tuwn the pages see the pictuwes wead the wwiting in my book yes sometimes all I need is a book to wead

[Music Ends]

Cut back to Big Bird, Snuffy, Alice,