High Smee/Transcript

Talking Nintendo GameCube Super Smash Bros Melee (all together) And Cindy-Lou Who: We’re your friends, Sonic!?

Talking Nintendo GameCube Super Smash Bros Melee: (all together) Play!

Cindy-Lou Who: And Watch?

Talking Nintendo GameCube Super Smash Bros Melee (all together) And Cindy-Lou Who: us, Sonic!?

Talking Nintendo GameCube Super Smash Bros Melee: (all together) They’re Nintendo!

Cindy-Lou Who: and one a cat in the hat presents mgm television?

Talking Nintendo GameCube Super Smash Bros Melee (all together) And Cindy-Lou Who: and fattening!? (repeats in a loop until Sonic falls)

Sonic: What!! (The door itself opens behind Sonic) Get away from me! (the nintendo gamecube super smash bros melee and cindy-lou who pleas be Sonic's friend, and the smee manically laughs) I have to lose weight! (he backs away from them until he falls into the dark abyss) WOOAAAHH!!!!!!!!!! (Everything turns silent, Sonic wakes up gasps; is dizzy from his nightmare)

Knuckles: I don't know what to do, Liz. I can't get him to exercise! (he sees Garfield jogging with Odie as his coach)

Sonic: 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2...

Tails: Walt for Me!

Amy Rose: Knuckles! Knuckles!Is there something wrong? (he then sees Sonic doing exercises and tails follows him blowing a whistle)

Sonic: I'll do situps after I finish my aerobics!

Tails: And after I finish my aerobics too!

Knuckles: Uh, I have to call you back, Amy Rose. I seem to be having hallucinations. (he hangs up, and sees Sonic) Sonic, I'm so impressed!

Tails: Here I Am!

Knuckles: I'm sure you lost at least 2 pounds! (Sonic gets on the smee)

Sonic: He better not insult me.

Smee: You still need to lose 2 pounds. (Sonic is shocked by this, the smee laughs, and Sonic loses his mind, realizing it was from his nightmare, who insulted him)

Knuckles: I can't understand it! You must've lost weight, you must have! (looks) OH! I see what the problem is. I was going to set it on "Portly The Hedgehog" and by accident, I set it to "Pintsize Parakeet"! (Sonic grimaces this, Knuckles turns the dials, making sure he lost weight) You're fine! In fact, you didn't have to lose 2 pounds in the first place! (Sonic gets mad at him) But isn't it good to drop a few pounds, Sonic! (He scares Knuckles) Sonic! Why do you look so mad? Sonic! (He flees) Leave me alone! Don't hurt me! HELP! HELP!

Sonic: I should go after him, but I have some more important things to do. (cut to green hill) Let's see what you weigh, big! (An big puts one foot on the smee)

Smee: What are you? An Big? You really need to lose weight? You need to looooooooooooooooooooooo... (powering down)

Sonic: Yeah, I know it's cruel. But there's some things in this world you just can' forgive and making me exercise is most of them. (puts a side glance to the viewers)

[The episode ends.]