The Sky Movie/Teaser Trailer



(The teaser trailer begins with the Disney, Jerry Bruckheimer Films, Marv Films and Pixar Animation Studios logos with the lamp's light brightening to a head lamp in a squid base somewhere in Japan)

(The camera pans down to a squid general in his office texting the Kraken)

(Sky breaks into the base)

Sky: Squid, we got business!

(The general runs up and gasps)

(Kill Bill siren sound)

Squid General: Attention! We have an intruder on the top floor, repeat, we have an intruder on the top floor!

(Samurai squids surround Sky)

(Music intensifies)

(Sky pulls out his butter sword)

(Sky and the squids start fighting in Kill Bill style)

(A squid throws an axe at Sky)

(He dodges the axe in slow motion)

(And the axe hits a squid)

(Fighting continues)

(James Brown's Sex Machine playing)

(Sky and squids still fighting)

(Sky throws a plasma grenade at the squids)

(Explosion)

(Ink rains down on the floor)

(A squid walks up to Sky with a mace)

Samurai squid: (Speaking Japanese) You are quick. But, are you quick enough, for this!

(The squid charges at Sky in slow motion as Sky's sword converts into a gun)

(Sky dodges the mace and shoots the squid in slow motion)

Sky: What an inkhead.

(Blades ring)

Squid general: For the Kraken!!!

(The general charges quickly at Sky)

(Sky throws a plasma grenade into the squid general's mouth)

(Explosion)

(Ink rains down on the floor)

(Man singing in Italian voice)

Sky: Oprah music makes violence classy.

(The Sky Show theme song plays as particles form Disney Pixar's The Sky Movie)

(When the title is complete, there is an explosion)

(A voice and a holographic text that says "Simulation Over" shows it was all a simulation)

("In Theaters July 2037" text is shown)