Crossover All Stars: The Finale Movie/Transcript 2



(Sticker is at the meet-up)

Spongebob: Hi, Sticker!

Sticker: Um.....

Spongebob: Yes?

Sticker: I... it's nothing.

Spongebob: Guess what? We're gonna have a crossover! About time. The radio should be calling right about... now!

Radio: Today's crossover is... Monsters Inc. Meets Ratatouille. I repeat, Monsters Inc. Meets Ratatouille.

Spongebob: Aw, tough luck. I don't see why they can't repeat any characters.

Radio: Characters from Monsters Inc. and Ratatouille, come to the main office to be transmitted to the tube zone.

Mike: Let's go, Stick-guy.

Sulley: Don't be too hard on him, Mike!

Mike: What?

(At the main office)

Qwerty: Let me get this straight- 1001 tickets for Room 7, Sector B, Warp Route 3876235365860354 for Monsters Inc. Meets Ratatouille?

Sticker: Yes, Qwerty.

Qwerty: I'll add that to your save file history.

Sticker: Thanks.

Qwerty: Just around the corner. Stay safe!

Sticker: Ok!

(At the warp)

Engineer: Okay, folks, are you ready?

ALL: Yes!

Engineer: But first, you must do the Crossover anthem. Three, two, one-

ALL: Weep or moan, cry or groan, all our studios are each to our own. We will protect our kind, we will protect our Earth.

Engineer: M'kay then, let's prove that loyalty in this ride.

(They are sucked up the warp at supersonic speed)

Sticker: WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!

Mike: HELP ME!! WHY COULDN'T IT BE FINDING NEMO?

Sticker: DON'T WORRY, YOU GET USED TO IT!

Mike: THAT'S CUZ' YOU'VE DONE IT 6 TIMES BEFORE!

Sticker: STAY CALM, OKAY? NOTHING'S GONNA HAP-

(They stop)

Sticker: What the?

Engineer: I'm sorry, pal, but it looks like the warp has hit a bump. That, or something's jammed in there.

(Looks on the edges of platform)

Engineer: No, no... nothing's jammed in there.

(Engineer continues)

(Platform falls)

Sticker: AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Mike: I THOUGHT I WAS THE WEENIE!

Sticker: THIS IS DIFFERENT! THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!

Mike: AAARRRGGGHHH- I MEAN, ISN'T THIS "GREAT"?

Sticker: NOOOOO-

(They hit the bottom, causing the ground to break)

Pearl: Uh oh...

Transcript continues in part 3