USA Cartoon Express - The Itsy Bitsy Spider promo - Leslie's Room Tour (1994)

Transcript
(The promo fades in the big city, the camera zooms into the apartment building, then zooms into Leslie's room; Leslie jumps up.)

Leslie: (to the viewers) Hi, I'm Leslie McGroarty, the toughest city girl in the universe! I'm the biggest star of the new cartoon on the USA Cartoon Express, The Itsy Bitsy Spider. And wanna take the tour of my cool room? Come on, I'll SHOW YOU AROUND!

(Leslie opens the door to show the viewers her room, which had tons of boyish stuff that Leslie had.)

Leslie: (to the viewers) Welcome to my room of awesomeness! Awesome, ain't it? Ha-ha!

(The scene cuts to the plush spiders)

Leslie: (to the viewers) Those are my stuffed spiders, but you know why? Spiders are so cute and so adorable! (giggles with glee)

(The scene cuts to Leslie with her skateboard)

Leslie: (to the viewers) This is my skateboard. I'm very athletic!

(The scene cuts to Leslie wearing her wrestling trophy belt)

Leslie: (to the viewers) My favorite sport is wrestling, rather I'm BODY SLAMMING AT THESE DORKS!

(Leslie jumps off of her bed, and slams the picture of Adrienne, with her elbow; The scene cuts to Leslie playing a video game; video game sound effects was heard)

Leslie: (to the viewers) When it comes to the video gamers, I love playing video games, 'cause I'm one of the video gaming experts. WHOO! HIGH-SCORE! BOO-YAH! (continues playing a video game)

(The scene cuts to Leslie opens her closet)

Leslie: (to the viewers) I had my closet of my cute tomboyish outfits, including a pair of very shiny, and very polished black Mary Jane shoes. These black Mary Jane shoes that I wore are so cute, hee-hee!

(The scene cuts to Leslie with her electric guitar)

Leslie: (to the viewers) Classical music is so boring, so I love rock music, especially heavy metal and punk rock music. In fact, I had my electric guitar! I'm practicing my rock music so awesomely!

(Leslie turns on her boombox; the heavy metal music plays)

Leslie: (plays her electric guitar, singing loudly) I'm Leslie McGroarty / When it comes to party Get ready to party ha-a-a-a-arty-y-y-y-YEAH!

(The scene cuts to the drawer)

Leslie: (to the viewers) And this is where Itsy lived. Awwwwww… he's so cute.

Leslie: (opens the drawer) Well, Itsy.

Itsy: (to Leslie) Yes, Leslie.

Leslie: (to Itsy) Our show will be premiered this fall!

Itsy: (to Leslie) Okay!

(Leslie and Itsy laughs happily)

Leslie: (to the viewers) Well dudes, Don't miss The Itsy Bitsy Spider, premiering this Halloween on the Cartoon Express.

Itsy: (to the viewers) Only on USA!

Leslie: (to the viewers) Well, see you next time!

(Leslie turns on her boombox; the heavy metal version of The Itsy Bitsy Spider plays; Leslie and Itsy loudly singing The Itsy Bitsy Spider song, as Leslie plays her electric guitar.)

Announcer: Coming this fall, only on the USA Network.