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Main Plot
(SpongeBob appears of nonwhere to awnser) (Cuts to SpongeBob's Employee of the Mouth awards) (Cuts back to Mickey and Minnie in worrisome faces)
 * Minnie: Mickey, what's going up?
 * Mickey: I'm preparing, Minnie. Remember Mr. Krabs will open a new Krusty Krab and inviting us. I honestly know he is just doing it for money as usual, but we have to go because he wants us to listen his annoucement about the new manager.
 * Minnie: Okay, but who will be this guy? I don't understand it.
 * SpongeBob: Who's it gonna be, Minnie? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards.
 * SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards: SpongeBob SquarePants!
 * Mickey: Uh, SpongeBob. Why do you think you will be the manager? (they notice SpongeBob is gone) What the f**k? (Mickey sees through the window, seeing SpongeBob running around in circles; sigh gloomly) You yellow idiot.
 * SpongeBob: I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.


 * Heatcliff: What about Z, boss?
 * Plankton: Z?
 * Heatcliff: You know. The letter after Y.
 * Plankton: (searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. (grabs Plan Z) Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.
 * Heatcliff: Oh, boy. Here we go again with his stupid behavior.
 * Plankton: (looks at Plan Z) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (goes outside) So enjoy today, Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I finally will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (Goofy runs by and unknowingly squashes him) Ow!

(a banner falls with Squidward's face on it) (SpongeBob walks away) (Cuts to Mickey and Minnie in the seats, feeling sad for SpongeBob)
 * Mr. Krabs: Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles!
 * SpongeBob: Yes! Yeah! (dances around then he shakes Porky's hand) Oh, better luck next time, Porky. (cheers as he runs to the stage) Yeah! All right! (grabs the microphone) People of Animaltown, as the manager of...
 * Mr. Krabs: Uh, SpongeBob.
 * SpongeBob: Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers a third time) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, for f**k's sake, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!
 * SpongeBob: What?
 * Mr. Krabs: You... did not... get... the job.
 * SpongeBob: But... but... but why?
 * Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.
 * SpongeBob: I'm not... mature?
 * Mr. Krabs: Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...
 * Heloise: (furiously) Oh, please! IT'S OBVIOUS! Yellow idiot! That's the reason!
 * Brain: Shut up, Heloise. You and Jimmy weren't searching your TV, don't you.
 * Mr. Krabs: OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager." You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?
 * SpongeBob: I guess so, Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob?
 * SpongeBob: (depressed) I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.
 * Mickey: Wow. I never though SpongeBob really wanted this promotion.
 * Minnie: You know, Mickey. I think he had lost his happiness.


 * Queen of Hearts: Greeting, people from the surface world. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May he present himself to me at once.
 * Mr. Krabs: I'm Eugene Krabs. Would you like to order something?
 * Queen of Hearts: (lightning flashes) No! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen one of Wonderland's royal crowns, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)
 * Mr. Krabs: "I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?!" (eyes widen)
 * Queen of Hearts: Relinquish the royal crown to me at once!
 * Mr. Krabs: But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it!
 * Phone: (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message. (Heatcliff impersonates another voice) Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold the Wonderland crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. (Mr. Krabs tries to stop the machine by breaking it but it continues to play) I sold it to a guy in Washington D.C., and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. (Mr. Krabs rips the phone from the cord, but the phone still works for a brief moment) Which is now in D.C.. Goodbye.
 * Mr. Krabs: Heh, heh... Don't you just hate wrong numbers?
 * Queen of Hearts: My crown is in Washington?!


 * SpongeBob: I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.
 * Mr. Krabs: You see? A great boss.
 * SpongeBob: (offscreen) But I now realize that he's a GREAT BIG JERK! You just think about that dirty, heartless money! You don't care about other people! Mickey and Minnie were right! Krabby Patties were not made of love, something you DON'T HAVE! I deserved that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid! Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you! (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.
 * Heloise: Good saying. Well, we have to go. (she, Jimmy and SpongeBob walk away) Jimmy, me, SpongeBob and Patrick got a little job related to a weird raccoon's brother.


 * Mickey: Wait a minute, Your Majesty. I'm flattered you would do this on everybody's account, but it isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.
 * Queen of Hearts: What? This crab stole my crown, and now it's in Washington D.C.. That's why he must die.
 * Minnie: Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
 * Queen of Hearts: You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my queen-like authority.
 * Mickey: Okay. I guess you're so worried about it.
 * Minnie: Listen. Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if we went to get your crown back? Because I don't think he stole it. Mr. Krabs has done many illegal things, but stealing a crown isn't something he would to do. He didn't even know you and his kingdom have existed.

(Mr. Krabs tackles and attacks Krazy and Swiper)
 * Queen of Hearts: Okay, sisters. I'll give them a chance. But if they fail to return, the Card Guards get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you two, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! (Swiper and Krazy pop up)
 * Swiper: They can do it in 9!
 * Queen of Hearts: 8!
 * Krazy: 7!
 * Mickey and Minnie: What about 100 days. Washington is too far from here.
 * Queen of Hearts: 100 it is, then.











Subplot

 * Heloise: We must find this butt-hole that took the TV.
 * Jimmy: Yes, but how?


 * Shifty: That's alright. I'd rather not know your real names anyways. I'm Shifty. Look, I'm gonna get right to the point. I'll pay you ten grand plus expenses, all payable after you do him...
 * Jimmy and Heloise: Do him?
 * Shifty: That's right. I'm offering you and your other two partners ten grand plus expenses to do my brother. We gotta deal?


 * Jimmy: Heloise, you listen him? This guy wants you to score with his brother. And he's gonna pay us. We can buy a new TV.
 * Heloise: Are you nuts, Jimmy? I will not do it! I'm not a bitch! Besides, this guy believes we have another two members and... (sighs) Ah, fine! I'll do it if this is the only way to get money.

(Patrick walks up to them) (SpongeBob begins to walk away) (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick, Jimmy and Heloise) (SpongeBob, Patrick, Jimmy and Heloise gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)
 * Helosie: SpongeBob. Our dear yellow idiot. We need your help with... (however, SpongeBob still sobbing) Oh, come on! You're still depressed about this!
 * SpongeBob: Sorry. I can't believe Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.
 * Jimmy: Just stop thinking about it. This will cheer you up.
 * SpongeBob: Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.
 * Heloise: This is our yellow idiot! Now, we need your help. A green raccoon hired us to...
 * Patrick: Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.
 * Jimmy: We have our fourth member for the job!
 * Patrick: Job? For what?
 * Heloise: Well...
 * SpongeBob: No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.
 * Patrick: What? Why?
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.
 * Patrick: (slapping his forehead) What?! That's insane! Saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid or like saying Jimmy and Heloise are kids!
 * Jimmy and Heloise: Hey!
 * Heloise: Whatever! Listen, a fedora-wearing green raccoon hired Jimmy and me to do somework related with his twin brother (she shows the picture of Lifty). He believes we have two partners, so we need your help to the job. And there's many ice cream.
 * Patrick: Ice cream?! I'm in!
 * SpongeBob: (sighs) I'm gonna head to the Ark Departaments. I'll pass.
 * Waiter: (handing Patrick a Triple Dodoberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Dodoberry Sunrise, sir.
 * SpongeBob: A Triple Dodoberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.
 * Jimmy: Me too!
 * Heloise: Okay. I'll eat too.
 * Patrick: Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another three more over here.
 * Waiter: (handing SpongeBob, Jimmy and Heloise three) There you go.
 * SpongeBob, Jimmy and Heloise: Ooh!
 * SpongeBob, Patrick and Jimmy: Buuurrrp!
 * SpongeBob: That hit the spot. I'm feeling better already. I'm in!


 * SpongeBob: (up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my three bestest friends in the whole world: (we see Patrick, Jimmy and Heloise up on stage, too) Patrick, Jimmy Two-Shoes and Heloise. It's a little ditty called...
 * All: "Waiter!" (All four faint)