Rant On...The Amazing World of Gumball The Movie!

Rant On...The Amazing World of Gumball The Movie! is the first episode of Rant On directed by Eric Darnell.

Premise
Mike picks his friends Timmy, Joey, and Ricky to rant on The Amazing World of Gumball Movie!.

Characters

 * Mike (debut)
 * Timmy (debut)
 * Joey (debut)
 * Ricky (debut)
 * The Amazing World of Gumball The Movie! Characters (archive recordings)
 * Mike’s Mom (debut)
 * Random Nerd (debut)

Transcript

 * The episode starts with Mike thinking of something.
 * Mike: Hmmmm.
 * Mike’s mom then comes in his room.
 * Mike’s Mom: Hey honey, what’s the matter.
 * Mike: Well, since it’s summertime, i’m trying to think of something fun to do.
 * Mike’s Mom: Well, why don’t you rant on movies and television shows?
 * Mike: Wait a minute mom...that’s a great idea!
 * Mike: I’ll invite my friends over!
 * Mike then calls his friends Timmy, Joey, and Ricky inviting them to his house.
 * Timmy: Ok, why are we here again?
 * Ricky: Yeah, i was eating my popsicles until you called us.
 * Joey: Yeah, i don’t have a reason -_-
 * Mike: Ok people, the reason why you are invited here is........
 * Joey: Just tell us what it is already!
 * Mike: Because, i’m gonna select you to rant on a movie!
 * Ricky’s mind: Hmm..i would like to rant on a movie.
 * Timmy: Alright. If you see anything inappropriate, then i’ll put bleach in you're eyes.
 * Mike: Uh, i don’t think that’s necessary-
 * Timmy: Trust me, it’s TOTALLY nessecary.
 * Mike: Ok, if you say so.
 * Ricky: Alright, which movie are we ranting on?
 * Mike: The Amazing World of Gumball Movie.
 * Ricky: You mean that movie that released two months ago?
 * Mike: Yep, that’s what i’m talking about.
 * Ricky: Ok let’s start it!
 * Timmy then skips the short prologue.
 * Mike: Hey! Why would you do that.
 * Timmy: It was too boring.
 * Mike: Anyways let’s continue. I’ll be in my room eating pizza.
 * Ricky: Ok, the film properly starts on Rob falling into the Void. Gumball wakes up thinking it was a crazy dream, but it turns out he wakes up the exact day the world ends. He tries to warn Darwin and Anais but they don't believe him. They then die as they-
 * Joey: Wait, they died?! I wouldn’t expect that in a kid’s movie.
 * Timmy: Actually, according to the director, the film is actually PG-13.
 * Ricky: Whatever, let’s just continue.
 * Ricky: They then die as they got sent to detention because Gumball freaked out during the assembly. Darwin and Anais now know what's going to happen as they discover that they are trapped in a time loop. They proceed to ditch class by faking ilnesses to snoop around Elmore Jr. High for info. Through schenanigans involving goofing around they end up discovering that someone was plotting to destroy Elmore from the beginning. They end up fighting a mysterious assailant and their thugs. Gumball Darwin and Anais proceed to go home to warn their parents. Richard and Anais play a 2 player game while discussing the apocalypse. They then go to the Rainbow Factory and meet up with Nicole. Nicole is apalled that they skipped school but okay with it upon hearing about the apocalypse and the circumstances. They all go to an arcade to eat lunch.
 * Random Nerd: Hey! School is important! Never skip class!
 * Mike: Get out of here you nerd!
 * Random Nerd: ok :(
 * Joey: Alright, that was weird.
 * Ricky: No more interruptions.
 * Ricky: At the arcade they eat wings and pizza. What was supposed to be relaxing playing arcade games turns into a nightmare as the mysterious assailant uses his powers to bring all the videogame enemies to life. The Wattersons fight the enemies and succeed. Their success straight up destroyed the arcade. The owner comes back and furiously kicks out and bans The Wattersons. The Wattersons head to the school to stop Superintendent Evil from slipping on the peel. Gumball calls out Rob who doesn't believe him at first until Gumball reminds him og the Banana Joe incident. Rob exits his disguise. Anais wonders who was the assailant. It turns out the assailant is Purple Squirrel the exact squirrel Gumball yelled at in Season 1. He then states his evil plan to destroy Elmore because no one gave him any attention. Anais disarms the void nuke he was going to use while he's talking stating "Someone hasn't seen enough movies." This infuriates Purple Squirrel who sends The Wattersons into The Void. He declares them the worst family in Elmore and uses the power of The Void to kill them.
 * Timmy: For criminals sake, this is a pooping kids movie!
 * Joey: Well you did tell me that this was a PG-13 film.
 * Ricky: The Wattersons run away from the destruction of The Void. As they are about to get away Purple Squirrel interrupts them with an upbeat song about how he's going to slaughter everyone and destroy the world. He kicks Gumball off a cliff which he hangs onto as Purple Squirrel gets away-
 * Timmy: Ngl, the purple squirrel is kinda cute.
 * Ricky: NO MORE DANG INTERRUPTIONS!!
 * Ricky: He kicks Gumball off a cliff which he hangs onto as Purple Squirrel gets away. Gumball falls off the cliff into an abyss. Gumball ends up falling into a red van. The Van Shopkeeper greets him while Gumball is in awe that he's in The Awesome Store. The Van Shopkeeper tells Gumball that he is the creator of Elmore and goes into detail on why Purple Squirrel is so screwed up and his reasons to destroy Elmore before him. The Van Shopkeeper was a former advertising agent who pitched mascots but all of them were rejected by his bosses for appealing to the family demographic over kids. Dejected he bought a magic notebook which brought life to the mascots and the town they now resided in Elmore - A Town of Possibilities. Purple Squirrel was the first Elmorean and the fact that the shopkeeper focused more on nurturing Elmore over him poisoned his view on everyone and everything. Also, i actually thought that Gumball was gonna die, since this is a kids movie, huh?
 * Timmy and Joey: -_-
 * Ricky: Alright, let’s continue.
 * Ricky: In a heated argument Purple Squirrel gave The Shopkeeper a nasty scar so he temporarily wiped his memory. The Vanshopkeeper will destroy Elmore as it lasted long enough. Gumball now realizes he has to save the world. Before returning Gumball is asked about a picture involving him and his classmates and if it would make a good cartoon. Gumball states that sure he loves cartoons. This touches The Van Shopkeepers heart and makes him go against ending the world. Gumball snarks about that and gets smacked with a cane. He is then thrown at a Void portal. Gumball and his family having reunited go to Purple Squirrel's lair to stop him. Purple Squirrel rudely greets Gumball before Gumball suggests friendship as a solution.
 * Ricky: No interruptions this time huh?
 * Timmy then puts bleach in his eyes.
 * Joey: Timmy! Why did you put bleach in you're eyes?!
 * Timmy: That scar was nasty and inappropriate. Now i see why this is a PG-13 movie.
 * Joey: Yep.
 * Ricky: Oh come on! Can we go an hour without interruptions?!
 * Timmy: Oh come on. Don’t try to be the boss here. Mike is the one who made us do it. He is obsessed with reviewing movies and shows.
 * Ricky: Fine whatever. Purple Squirrel smacks Gumball off a cliff and uses the universal remote to get to him. Gumball and Purple Squirrel fight to the death in parodies of tv shows (most notably Gumball yelling at Springboob at the CMAs, and a near fight with Ricky Moose on the Deer Star after taking out his lawyers) before ending on a near shot for shot parody of the home shopping network katana incident where Purple Squirrel nearly dies. Back in The Void he summons Gumball's worst enemy Rob.
 * Joey: I’m getting hungry now.
 * Timmy: Me too. Don’t worry, we’re almost done.
 * Ricky: He proceeds to throw an anklet on Rob and puts on a Void Reality helmet to control him. Gumball grabs a beam katana and fights Rob wielding the Universal Remote. All of a sudden the budget drops where Gumball and Rob can only speak in text to speech girl and boy, Anais Nicole and Purple Squirrel are speaking in different languages, and all the action is replaced with words. Purple Squirrel even more irritated with the films lack of budget sends Gumball and Rob to the Advanced Void. Gumball wonders where he could be while snarking about the writers. He finds what looks like Rob's dead body. Gumball has a mental breakdown wondering if he killed Rob and blamig himself for not being kind enough. Rob turns out to be not dead to his relief.
 * Timmy: Sigh, how long is this movie?
 * Joey: Well, it’s actually 140 minutes long.
 * Timmy: Wait what?!
 * Joey: Yep, it’s true.
 * 104 minutes later...
 * Ricky: We cut to 10 years later Gumball states to a brighter future holding a bottle of orange soda and everyone yells to a brighter future and toasts glasses. Everyone laughs as we zoom out to the window and pan upwards to a “THE END” sign.
 * Mike: Okay i’m back everybody!
 * Timmy: Finally this movie is over.
 * Mike: What kind of inappropriate stuff did you see?
 * Timmy: We only saw a nasty scar. Only i putted bleach in my eyes.
 * Mike: Ok, let’s check the reviews from you guys.

Review Time!

 * Mike: So..how was it?
 * Ricky: It was pretty good. Despite all of the swear words and nasty scars and explosions and stuff, it was fun to watch! I rate it 9/10.
 * Timmy: Too violent! But good. 7/10.
 * Joey: Maybe next time, don’t show us anymore stuff introducing blood and violence. Espically people falling off cliffs. Gumball and Darwin do die in this movie two times -_-. 4/10.

Ending



 * Mike: Alright, don’t get mad about this.
 * Joey: What is it?
 * Mike: I might make you do more stuff like this.
 * Ricky: *gasps* YEEEEESSSSSSS!!
 * Joey and Timmy: NOOOOOOOOO!!
 * THE END