Uncle Grandpa: The Movie/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Cartoon Network's 2018 film, Uncle Grandpa: The Movie.

Part 1
* Warner Bros intro plays *

Uncle Grandpa : hey guys we would like to warn you people about what you are about to see is spoilers every where

mr gus : Uncle Grandpa what are you doing?

Uncle Grandpa : giving out spoilers

mr gus : you can't do that

uncle Grandpa: why?

Mr gus : cuz fans wanna watch this movie so thay so what will happen

Uncle Grandpa: belly bag can start the movie

Belly bag : share thing uncle grandpa

* a hand pops up in belly bags mouth with a remote *

* the flim starts playing *

* Uncle grandpa theme starts playing *

* The logos appear on the screen*

* the screen goes black *

* The flim cuts to the neighborhood *

* In the RV*

Pizza steve: hey Uncle G can you give the pop corn

Uncle Grandpa: yeah

News reporter : your watching meaningless news if you see this man in your town you could be in danger why ? Well because 2 decides ago he was sent in a dark place by king grandpa

Pizza Steve: the king he looks like you uncle g

Uncle Grandpa: he does look like me

Mr gus : hey guys I say a man who looks a troll today

uncle Grandpa and Pizza Steve : WUT?

mr gus: yeah come look

* they walk out of the rv *

Uncle Grandpa : uh oh well we can't stand here come on

Martin Trollface: HA HA HA HA!

Uncle Grandpa: hey leave them alone

Martin Trollface: oh really

uncle Grandpa: yeah!

Martin Trollface: oh really your friends look interesting mind if I take you them

uncle Grandpa: WAIT WHAT?

* robot trolls grab Uncle Grandpa and friends by there arms

Giant Realisitic Flying Tiger: GROW!

uncle Grandpa: Giant Realisitic Flying Tiger no !

* she gets grabbed by the caller *

Martin Trollface: take them to my dark tower form far away

Uncle Grandpa: no !

Martin Trollface: I got them now HA HA HA HA HA HA!



Part 2
Uncle Grandpa: let me go !

Mr gus : help!

Pizza Steve : AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

* Tiny miracle and Frankenstein walk out of the rv

* They get grabbed too*

tiny miracle: oh uh

Martin Trollface: yes yes

uncle Grandpa: let us go  you Trollface!

Martin Trollface: ok fine

uncle Grandpa: that's a relief

Martin Trollface: instead  you will be let go but I'm taking your  friends  and you will be kicked out of the city!

Uncle Grandpa : no you can't do that !

* a troll kicks uncle grandpa in butt*

* He falls over a fence*

uncle Grandpa: ow that hurt  I gotta get back in

* he climbs over the fence *

* Uncle Grandpa tiptoes *

uncle Grandpa: I hope they don't find me

Security guard : and where do you think your going?

Uncle Grandpa: uh.....

Martin Trollface: Security I caught this  Idiot sneaking into the city on My  Security camera take this buffoon out Actually hes coming with me Take him to my dungeon

Security guard: as you wish

Uncle grandpa : NOOOOOOOOOO!

* A lightning bolt strikes Uncle grandpa is thrown into a dungeon*

Martin troll face : Lenny Take care of the prisoner While  I'm gone

Lenny : Yes sir your honour

Martin Trollface: Fish head come  With me

Fish head : ok Martin Trollface of evil im coming

Martin Trollface: Do you happen to know what I'm gonna do with you right

Uncle Grandpa: no I don't

Martin Trollface : Good because in 3 days your friends will be executed  And your city will be gone

Uncle grandpa: No I won't let you Do that

Martin Trollface: very well then you have to 3 days to rescue your friends or you and Everyone you know will go bye bye

uncle grandpa : oh no !

Part 3
* 4 Hours later *

mr gus : Uncle Grandpa what are you doing?

Uncle Grandpa: I'm escaping I'll come back for you And the rest of the gang in a couple Of days I promise

Tiny miracle: I hope so

Uncle Grandpa: OK guys wish me luck

All his friends: ok

Uncle Grandpa : wait

* he hugs mr gus *

* he hugs pizza steve *

* he kisses Giant Realisitic Flying Tiger *

* he hugs tiny miracle *

* he shakes Frankenstein's hand*

uncle Grandpa: ok good bye

Mr gus: bye

Pizza Steve: please come back uncle G

* he climbs down a rope *

belly bag: gee are you sure about this uncle grandpa

Uncle Grandpa: yup

* he bumbs into a man*

uncle Grandpa: oh sorry

Uncle king grandpa: thats ok kid say you look familiar

Uncle Grandpa: what?

uncle king Grandpa: never mind my name is uncle "king" grandpa but can just call me king and this is mega bag

Mega bug : how doin'

Belly bag : oh wow

Uncle king Grandpa: and this place is Grandpamana

Uncle Grandpa: oh cool!!!!!!

Uncle king grandpa : what did you just say

Uncle Grandpa : it was cool

Uncle king grandpa: ok that's what i thought you said anyway

* an old painting of a Grandpa touching a young boy's finger Parodying the Creation of Adam by Michelangelo*

Uncle King grandpa : You see Uncle grandpa Grandpa's have been helping children for centuries since the stone age

* They passed a statue of an Uncle grandpa thinking Parodying the thinker by Auguste robin*

Uncle Grandpa: wow So cool I want to learn about more

uncle King grandpa : well then hit it

* A pair of Bongo start playing *

Uncle king grandpa: 🎵 well uncle grandpa your in a town were every one good morning and all night long 🎵

Uncle Grandpa: oh wow I think I'm gonna love this place!

* Uncle king grandpa and uncle grandpa Walk on a salesman's head*

salesman: 🎵 well Nobody told me be bouncing on my head Somewhere else I belong!🎵

Uncle king grandpa : 🎵 because once you here you'll be saying good morning maybe in the evening not in the afternoon not if you thinking 🎵

Uncle Grandpa: 🎵but every day were believing 🎵

Uncle king grandpa: Now you're talking kid

Town folk: 🎵Maybe in the Evening not in the afternoon not if your thinking but everyday were believing Because Every day is wonderful every day is magical everyday sunsational every day is🎵

* A flock of people start flipping everywhere They come as a group A man and a woman is holding their son*

A little boy: is wonderful 🎵

Town folk🎵 Good morning all night long Good morning All night long good morning all night long good morning all night long good morning all night long 🎵

* King grandpa and Uncle grandpa sit near a river during the sunset*

Uncle king grandpa: Welcome to Our world kid

Uncle Grandpa: thank you oh ..... um do you Happened know this guy Martin Trollface

Uncle king grandpa: Martin Trollface Why that's the man who took lives of many I had this send him to the dark place

Uncle Grandpa: Oh boy tell me a story about him

Uncle king grandpa : OK long ago

* A flashback begins to start**

* a young king grandpa gets a crown on top of his head *

Uncle king grandpa: It was 22 Years ago I was crowned at only 24 years old after my dad passed away I was said to be the next king of grandpamana but then he came

* Martin Trollface appears in the distance*

Uncle king grandpa: he said

Martin Trollface: i am Martin Trollface and you will give me your world

Uncle king grandpa: But we said no then he caused a thunder storm that caused us all And use this ray to rip a hole causing a Tornado Sadly A lot of people are gone but most of us survived We moved right next to A world where no one could find us As soon as that happened I took him to the dark place We could be safe

Uncle Grandpa: aw that's sad

Uncle king grandpa you're telling me but were ok

Uncle Grandpa: Today I found Kidnapped my friends Could you help me get them back

Uncle king grandpa : Course I will kid

Uncle Grandpa: Thank you to have 3 days before we can do it though

Uncle king grandpa: OK then It's getting pretty dark we should head back to the Kingdom

Uncle grandpa : I want to see your Kingdom

Uncle king grandpa: OK let's go

Part 4
Uncle Grandpa: woah oh oh oh we don't even have to fight come king

Uncle king grandpa: were almost there,id

uncle Grandpa: oh ok

* the doors open with grandpa like angels holding a big ribbon that says welcome*

Uncle Grandpa: oh my Gosh

Uncle king grandpa: what do think

uncle Grandpa: oh my Gosh you have

* Uncle Grandpa and the king in a photo of indoor swimming pool *

Uncle Grandpa: a pool!

* Uncle Grandpa and the king at movie theater showing a super hero movie*

uncle Grandpa: a movie theater

* Uncle Grandpa and the king in Giant bed room jumping on a bed *

Uncle Grandpa: a giant bed room with a cailforna size bed

* Uncle Grandpa sides down on a side into a ball pit *

Uncle Grandpa: and how could forget a ball pit and......

* Uncle Grandpa playing a arcade game *

Uncle Grandpa : an arcade !

uncle king Grandpa : just don't pay any attention to the creepy robot band

* a colse up reference to colonely monster's monster time pizza palace from secret mountain fort awesome *

Uncle Grandpa: yikes

Lady bot : Just check the on you your Highness oh who's this

* she runs over and shakes his hand*

uncle king grandpa: This is Uncle grandpa I found him and this guy

Belly bag: what this guy?

Lady bot : It's an honour to meet you I'm lady bot

Uncle king grandpa: She's my assistant

uncle Grandpa: hello lady B

* He takes off his Bennie and kisses her hand

Lady bot : hee hee ....well any who What brings you to the RGK

Uncle Grandpa: well martin Trollface escaped and I was wondering if you could help save my home before it gets destroyed in 3 days

Lady bot : Martin Trollface escaped?

Uncle Grandpa: yeah that's why i need your help

lady bot: I'll help

Uncle Grandpa: OK that's good

* meanwhile in the dark tower *

Martin Trollface: so here is were gonna do were gonna stab uncle grandpa then push him down a waterfall and we take all of friends and foe of existence

Lenny: but why would you do that ?

Martin Trollface: well his dad who he doesn't is his dad send me to that dark p.ace long ago

lenny : oh.....can I have donut now

Martin Trollface: no

Fish head how about we talk this out Martin

Martin Trollface: no

Fishhead: ok darn

Martin Trollface : his city will go bye bye and there is nothing he can to stop me

Fishhead : oh wow he is mean

lenny : I know right