Will the Real Deadpool please stand up?

This is sung by Deadpool, who breaks the fourth wall about everything. It is also a parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem.

Lyrics
[Deadpool] May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Deadpool please stand up? I repeat, will the real Deadpool please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here..

I don't get why they don't understand, my character, Clancy Brown Should Voice the Thing!

Mark Hamill should voice Dr. Doom, but what about Man-Thing?

Since the Creators of Ultimate Spider-Man and Avenger's Earth's Mightiest Heroes didn't get the actors right!

They aren't in the mind of going beyond, and we have the ways to make it right!

If only they hadn't made Gwen Tennyson so ugly with a Stuffy nose, what idiots!

Ariel, Starfire, April O'Neil, and Misty were A.O.K, and did not become idiots!

As for me, well Nolan North, Ryan Reynolds, and John Kassir were O.K.

But....

[Vocal: Dazzler, Powerman, and Nova] Those silly folks don't Get Deadpool!

They just think he's a fool!

Why can't just they just go by the Rule!

They Don't see thy problem, but it's cool!

Enter the way of True Marvel, or it just ....Cruel! ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Sandvich Eats You

[Chorous x2] 'Cause I'm Deadpool, yes I'm the real Deadpool All you other Deadpools are just imitating So won't the real Deadpool please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?

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[Chorous x2] 'Cause I'm Deadpool, yes I'm the real Deadpool All you other Deadpools are just imitating So won't the real Deadpool please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?

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[Chorous x4] 'Cause I'm Deadpool, yes I'm the real Deadpool All you other Deadpools are just imitating So won't the real Deadpool please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?

Ha, ha 'Guess there's a Deadpool in all of us 'All right, let's all stand up