Kirbo Sars Alloy

Kirbo Sars Alloy is a game developed by HAL labortrotomotaboraties, Terminalmontage, Braeden Animations, and the creator of the Satan’s Immaturity series. It is a parodie of Kirby Star Allies. It is amazing and got more popular than Kirby Star Allies in just under -3 seconds, and today stands at over 300 octillion downloads, and everyone who played it enjoyed it except for Adolf Hitler, who hated the game so he got really angry and assassinated the fascict german dictator Adolf Hitler.

Story
Squidward, at the time known as highondrugsNess (looks like Ness from the MOTHER series but high on every drug), tried to use the JambaJuice hearts to revive Droid Terminal, but he accidentally put an star rod ally star rod ally star ally heart star heart in there and so it explodes and the star rod ally star rod ally star ally heart star heart hits Kirbo and he notices that king DooDooDoo is stealing all the people and eating them to death forever.

Kirbo goes and finds woody whisp, who attacks him by training trains to potentially grudgingly grudge everything. Because of this, Kirbo gets mad, sexually harasses Bob the Builder (with permission from god) until he gives the flamethrower he burns down cities with and uses it to kill woody whisp and also burn down king DooDooDoo’s castle. King DooDooDoo attacks kirbo, becomes swole, gains 2 extra arms, turns into a machamp, reads the bible, converts the christianity, and thrown into da Moon, which explodes into a star planet. Kirby rides a JambaJuice heart to that planet, known as Planet P*rnstar uncensored.

While there, Kirbo meets evil edgy night and picks up a sword, beheads people, and then turns the sword into a cross and crusades edgy night, but also accidentally summons the JambaJuice HQ, so he does a crusade there where Pro and Noob are killed and Kirbo murders Flamberge and eats the corpse, forcefully forces Francisca to marry him, and finally forces Zan Poopy to blow up the JambaJuice HQ. Kirbo then goes into space, makes Kracko’s evil die, explodes an egg and everything inside it (thousands of babies), defeat Hacker and  (Non-christian :O)   God and goes to JambaJuice HQ 2.0 where he murders Squidward. Droid Terminal comes out and dies.

The Worst Fucking Choice Ever

 * Luigi Breeze
 * Bad Stroll
 * Good Expedit GOOD! 
 * Spicy Spicy Death
 * Threat from Sauce
 * Fiery ShoveUpMyAss
 * Infernal Ouch
 * Sus Melter
 * Sussy Baka Incinerator