Marvel's All-Star Multiverse/Quotes

A list of quotes from Marvel's All-Star Multiverse.

“A Long Road Ahead”

 * (the short opens in New York; we see Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson in a Stark Industries limousine with Tony Stark)
 * Peter Parker: (narrating) Well, this shaped up to be a night to remember. Superheroes enjoyed the best New Year night ever. My cousin got married. And the Multiverse Star, which could only be unlocked by the Infinity Stones, is now open. For me and my friends, however... I'm more than sure this is just the beginning of our best month ever.
 * (they arrive at the airport ground)
 * Tony Stark: You two might wanna brace yourselves. This might give you an heart attack.
 * Mary Jane Watson: Our hearts are fine. It's just our boss's Arc Reactor that we're worried about.
 * Peter Parker: We can promise you, Tony. This won't be strangest or the most terrifying surprise MJ and I will have dealt with this year. Wasn't the first, and probably won't be the last.
 * Tony Stark: Famous last words.
 * (they arrive in the landing site, and spot a large jetplane with the brand "Stark Industries" in it)
 * Mary Jane Watson: And this beautiful bird would be...?
 * Tony Stark: Nothing too intense. Just a late Chirstmas gift. From Stark Industries... to its brave interns.
 * (with a warm smile, Mary Jane hugs Stark)
 * Peter Parker: She's a grateful one, Tony. And so am I.

“Seaside Bliss”

 * (the jocks leave the sea to escape the unknown cause of their attempted drowning. Soon enough, Peter and the boys prevent the girls from looking at the jocks, and other tourists begin to stare at them in shock, and Sonic and Tails watch in disgust)
 * The Jocks: (to Sonic and Tails; unison) What?
 * Sonic the Hedgehog: (to Tails) And some morons complain about us for not wearing pants.
 * Miles "Tails" Prower: (to Sonic) Seeing what we're seeing right now, I'll say what I think that is. A loathsome. Gruesome shoe of absolute hypocrisy. (they walk away)
 * Jock Leader: (to his fellow jocks) What's that supposed to mean? (they see Harry and Liz next to Big)
 * Harry Lyman: So, Big? How was your fishing season?
 * Big the Cat: Hmm, I dunno. (shows them some swimming trunks in his fishing rod's hook) These are the weirdest fish I ever caught.
 * Harry Lyman: (sees the jocks and, thrilled, covers Liz's eyes) Or probably, they're just inappropriate stuff belonging to whoever was swimming at the wrong place at the wrong time.
 * Liz Allan: Ooooh... I can hear some loud screams about it, already. Yikes...!
 * (an instrumental version of Big the Cat's theme "Lazy Days" by Ted Poley from Sonic Adventure plays in the background) (the jocks are at first confused until they notice adults and teenagers covering the eyes of girls and children. They look below, and learn in horror that they are naked (a cameraman captures the scene with the intimate parts pixelled and censored in the camera's view of perspective), and runaway screaming in panic with the crowd yelling at them; music in the background stops)
 * Peter Parker: That was, like Tails just said: loathsome and gruesome.
 * Miles Morales: Yeah. (stares at the now vacant area, and smiles) But, look on the bright side. At least, we can now enjoy this volleyball match without these ogres to worry about. Am I right?
 * Everyone: (smiling) Absolutely!
 * (song in the background continues; next scene shows two teams (Peter, Mary Jane, and Sonic with Gwen, Kevin, and Tails, with the others cheering and enjoying their picnic, while the jocks (still undressed) are running on streets, with police officers chasing them, and short ends)

“Return of the Legends”

 * (episode opens with a small recap from the previous events )
 * Peter Parker: (narrating) Yeah, I know. So much has happened lately. Superhero teams were formed. Superheroes fought these battles, and won. And saved the world doing so. Me and my teammates? We did that, too. And also, discovered these amazing... legendary universes that coexist with our own. In this "Multiverse Star", which would be unlocked by the artifacts that created those six universes. Like in our world's case: the Infinity Stones. (scene cuts to Taneleer Tivan the Collector's museum in Knowhere) As soon as the Stones were taken back where they belong, and the Star was unlocked, all was well. Our universes would meet each other again, while we hoped for no bigger threats to our homes to come anytime sooner. Well... at least, not for the good guys...
 * (the Collector watches as robotic foxes and owls break in and surround him)
 * The Collector: What is the meaning of this?!
 * Robot Fox: (scanning the Collector) Kidnapper identified. Senator Balto detected on Cell 52.
 * Robot Owl #1: Affirmative. (takes off along with a second robot owl)
 * The Collector: Who are you? And how dare you barge into my collection?! (the robots aim their weapons at him) And how dare you aim your weapons at me?!
 * (the robot owls find Senator Balto, and release him)
 * Robot Owl #2: Senator Balto, on the behalf of the citizens of Babylon-6, we have come to rescue you.
 * Senator Balto: And as always, I owe you and our beloved princess my gratitude.
 * The Collector: What?! How dare you release my subject from his cell without my permission?! Do you not know who I am?! (tries to fight back, but the robots blast him away. Tivan pushes a button on his bracelet) Security! Assist me, now! (the Collector's guards arrive, and a shootout begins. Just then, the robots begin to overwhelm the guards while the robot owls take Senator Balto to their flagship, and the Collector desperately seeks to hide from the robots. Then, he takes a communication pad, and makes his call) Guardians of the Galaxy! SAVE ME!!!!!


 * (the Guardians of the Galaxy are battling Riot and his Symbiote Pack. They are joined by Groot)
 * Rocket Raccoon: Good timing, bud. How was your rush with the Webhead?
 * Groot: I am Groot.
 * Gamora: Pretty graceful, Groot. Any other big surprises after this "fun swing" he had?
 * Groot: I am Groot.
 * Star-Lord: Nice. And where are they now? (Riot lunges at them, until a Ring Portal opens, showing a gigantic robotic figure in the shadows. The robot lunges his arm and fist at the portal and punches Riot and sending him flying away from the Guardians) Whoa!
 * Theseus: What was that?
 * Drax the Destroyer: Would this be one those new allies whom Parker met?
 * Groot: (smiling) I am Groot.
 * (as Riot regains consciousness, the robot grabs and enlarges the Ring Portal with his bare hands (we see his eyes igniting blue light while in the shadows), and comes out of it, revealing himself to be Optimus Prime. The Guardians react amazed, while the Symbiotes growl and hiss at him)
 * Optimus Prime: (to the Symbiotes) You seek to devour the humans of this world. Like one of their defenders says: not on our watch.
 * (Optimus uses a Mobian Ring on his hand to create a small portal, from which Spider-Man, Rey Skywalker, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Leonardo emerge)
 * Gamora: Legendary Warriors, yes? We did expect a little more, but still... if Parker believes in you, so do we.
 * Rey Skywalker: And we appreciate that. (the Symbiotes continue hissing) So, shall we?
 * Gamora: After you.
 * (the Guardians and the Warriors battle the Symbiotes)

“The Sky's the Limit”

 * (Spider-Man, Tigra, and the Avengers are battling Hypersaurs seeking to attack the Avengers Compound)
 * Spider-Man: (his tracking devices start beeping) Heads up, everyone. Something's coming. And it's not these reptiles. It's... (a large Ring Portal emerges behind the heroes)
 * Iron Man: Your pals from Sonic's dimension?
 * Spider-Man: I don't know. If I remember pretty well, the Ring Portals the Mobians open are gold. Not blue.
 * (a squadron of the same robots which attacked the Collector's museum emerges along with an Autobot Triple-Changer, a Mobian White Tiger, an armored Nexu, a Triceraton with cybernetic implants, and their leader: the young Amazonian seen in the end of the previous episode)
 * Hypersaur Leader: This planet is not yours to conquer! Leave it at once, or pay with your lives!
 * Princess Athena: I am Princess Athena. Emissary of Babylon-6, and leader of the Skycruiser Commandos. We have come to save this planet, not to rule it. And it is you and your army who are not welcome here. So, leave and you will be given safe passage back to your world.
 * Hypersaur Leader: On the behalf of our fallen leader Hyperion, we shall not yield to the Babylonians! The Multiverse belongs to the Hypersaur Empire! (roars and charges towards Athena, who blocks his attack and sends him flying with an uppercut)
 * Princess Athena: This was not a request. Withdraw from Earth, now! I will not warn you again! (the Hypersaurs aim their weapons at her) So be it. (she aims her sword at the Hypersaurs, commanding the Skycruisers to attack, while she continues fighting the leader)
 * Hawkeye: (to Spider-Man) So... still no idea what they are?
 * Spider-Man: Not really. (scans the Skycruisers with his mask) But scans say each of them still does originate from two of the Multiverse's dimensions. And their leader over there has... (sees Athena fighting the Hypersaur leader, and revealing her abilities and weapons) ...whoa.
 * Captain Marvel: What is it?
 * Spider-Man: That one... she's got the best of five universes in just one.
 * Hawkeye: (beat) No idea what that means. But I do know... (sees the Skycruisers and Hypersaurs fighting) that we're missing all the action.
 * (the Avengers also join the Skycruisers on the battle)