WikiViews/Lilo and Timon

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It begins with Nolan searching for stuff on his "Favorite Disney stuff" box. Then, Dillon comes over. They then fight until they come across a DVD named Lilo and Timon. Dillon grabs it as a dimensional portal opens and Walt Disney walks out with two sexy women dressed as Disney Princesses licking his thighs. He then spots Nolan with lotion and tissues.
 * Dillon: Hey Nolan, wazzup?
 * Nolan: ...guys?
 * Dillon: No. I mean what is going on, you beautiful bastard?
 * Nolan: Wanna watch a movie? I have two options: The Lion King or Lilo and Stitch?
 * Dillon: Emperor's New Groove.
 * Nolan: That's not an option.
 * Dillon: How dare you to disrespect Disney's ultimate masterpiece?
 * Nolan: I thought that was Chicken Little.
 * Dillon: I'M GOING TO CHOKE YOU, NOLAN!
 * Dillon: What's this?
 * Dillon: MY EYES!
 * Walt: Don't even play it!
 * Nolan: Can you at least get the two sexualized Disney princesses licking you out of here?
 * Walt: Want me to have sex with them instead? Then you can win money with it on PornHub.
 * Dillon: Then I prefer the licking!