House of Mouse: The Movie/Transcript

Mike: (Announcing) Tonight from Downtown Mainstreet, it's the Special Edition of Disney's House of Mouse. Featuring The Characters of Wreck it Ralph, The Simpsons, Phineas and Ferb, Milo Murphy's Law, Star vs The Forces of Evil, And More! Now let's see with everyone's favorite reporter, Kent Brockman.

[The camera zooms to Kent Brockman]

Kent: Hey did you guys see what That Guy is wearing? Yeah, find out who is tailor is will ya? What? I'm on. I'm on! This is Kent Brockman coming to you live from tonight's big celebration of 91 years of all Mickey Mouse Cartoons and yes sir folks some of the biggest stars and music, TV, and movies here tonight and uh oh there is some commotion over there I think someone big must be arriving at the House of Mouse.

Goofy: Wow I made some cookies for the party but I don't think I made enough.

Mater: Oh hey McQueen should I wait out here for the limo?

McQueen: Mater!

Mater: Just kidding McQueen.

Mickey: I can't wait to be the Host, Pluto.

Pluto: Yeah yeah!

Kent (Announcing): And neither can I so i'm gonna go inside get the right clippers and enjoy the show.

[Cut to the dressing room]

Homer: Hey Minnie!

Minnie: Yeah?

Homer: Did you get the door fixed?

[Then suddenly Phineas and Ferb teleports into the dressing room]

Phineas: We're in the dressing room?

Ferb: It looks like it.

Minnie: Oh don't worry about the door Mr. Simpson. we got bigger fish to fry. I GOT A SHOW TO PRODUCE!

Star: She's got a show to produce?

Homer: [to Star] Yes.

Minnie: Now remember you need to mention sponsors during the show.

Homer: Right Right. This House of Mouse special is brought to you by Disney+ Since 2019.

Minnie: What? You didn't get the memo? 2019 was Last Year, but luckily the last minute 2020 came through.

Homer: Well if you ask me 2020 is worth more than 2019 put together. [laughs]

Minnie: Mr. Simpson, try to speak not too early.

Homer: Right.

Mickey: Hi Guys! Hi Mr. Simpson!

Homer: Hi Mickey

Mickey: Oh Yeah!

Homer: Give me five.

Mickey: [gives him a highfive]

Homer: Whoo whoo!

Mickey: Oh listen I want to thank you so much for this big party you do for me and all my friends from my Show.

Homer: Aww don't mention it Mickey you know it's going to have it in my apartment but I just said the carpet's clean.

Mickey: Oh.

Homer: No offense.

Mickey: Oh none taken.

[Mickey stares at the hall]

Mickey: Boy, there sure is lot of people out there.

Homer: Yeah I know a lot of big stars. Hey here they come now.

guy #1: Hurry and get to our seats.

Mickey: Hi.

Homer: Hey listen I gotta get some work done here so won't you be the host okay.

Mickey: Oh okay i'll see you later [Closes the door]

Homer: Oh wait Mickey the door.. it sticks.

[The camera fades to the door]

Mickey: Oops.

[Then suddenly Bart Arrives]

Bart: Psst! Homer, it's me, Bart.

Homer: Bart, we cant, get out. the door's stuck.

Bart: What? Where's that handyman i sent?

Homer: in here with the rest of the crew.

Donald: oh no! if they Can't get out that means there's no show and if there's no show, the economy will collapse! and the economy collapses the whole country will be doomed! doomed i tell you!

Mickey: look, easy

Donald: this is Terrible! What?

Mickey: easy, Donald. it's just a TV show.

Bart: [Gasps] Wait a Minute, Are you Drunk? i'd Expect that Attitude Over on Cable, but this is network