Cell Block Tango (Vocal Synth Figure version)

[SOLARIA] Ice

[MEIKO] Six

[Aiko Kikyuune] Crush

[Prima] Oh, my

[Coco Macne Black] Melody

[Kizaki Airi] Shirosaki

(slowly 3x)

Mr. V: Allow me to introduce myself. I am Mr. V, a silhouette of a man who is the figure of text2speech, and I present you the synthetic version of the Cell Block Tango; enjoy.

[SOLARIA] Ice

[MEIKO] Six

[Aiko Kikyuune] Crush

[Prima] Oh, my

[Coco Macne Black] Melody

[Kizaki Airi] Shirosaki

(2x faster)

[All except Prima]
 * He had it coming
 * He had it coming
 * He only had himself to blame
 * If you had been there,
 * If you had seen it,

[Coco Black] I betcha you would've done the same!

[SOLARIA] Ice

[MEIKO] Six

[Aiko Kikyuune] Crush

[Prima] Oh, my

[Coco Macne Black] Melody

[Kizaki Airi] Shirosaki

(repeat 2x)

SOLARIA: You know how mortals have those really little habits that get you down? Like the SynthV figure Kevin; he even had trouble controlling his frost ability. No, not frost, ice. So, I came to Earth one day and I'm seeking something that the flowers I've treasured would need, and there's Kevin standing on the bench, struggling to keep controlling the ability to frost. No, not frost, ice! So I said to him, "You need to get a grip controlling that ice this instant," but he suddenly let it go. So I raised my arms up and used my cuffs to charge my fire ability... resulting him into a pile of ashes.

[All except Prima]
 * He had it coming
 * He had it coming
 * He only had himself to blame
 * If you had been there,
 * If you had heard it,
 * I betcha you would've done the same!

MEIKO: I met the Vocaloid Kaito during the Crypton figure development over several years ago. He told me that he was my best friend and we hit it off right away, so we started to spend time with each-other. He'd go to work as a jack-of-all-trades and come home after that each time, I'd make him a treat and we'd watch a love movie. And then I found out, "My best friend, he told me?" My best friend indeed! Not only has he changed, geez, he had six girlfriends. I know Miku is one of them. So, one night when he come home after his jack-of-all-trades time, I'd make him his treat as usual. You know, some guys just can't hold their fatal alcohol.

[All except Prima]
 * He had it coming (Ice, six, crush)
 * He had it coming (Melody, Shirosaki)
 * He took a flower in its prime (Ice, six, crush, Melody, Shirosaki)
 * But then he used it (Ice)
 * And he abused it (Six)
 * It was a murder, but not a crime (Crush, Melody, Shirosaki)

Aiko Kikyuune: Now I was reclining on my picnic basket, eating tasty sweets while playing Mario and Sonic at Tokyo 2020 on my Nintendo Switch, and in came Aido Ishiame in a jealous rage. "You've been mingling the furries," he says. He was crazy and he kept on screaming, "You've been mingling the furries!" And then, he ran into my dolly; he ran into my dolly with a boulder rolling the opposite direction he went.

[All except Prima]
 * If you had been there,
 * If you had sensed it,
 * I betcha you would've done the same!

Prima: Can someone tell me what this madness is all about? When I had a good time with my beloved husband Tonio, I had us exchange gifts during each moment we'd look at the beautiful wonders of the world. But one day as I had us both some ice cream cones from Ben & Jerry's, I found out that Tonio was decapitated, and I broke down mourning his headless body with my love still shaking. The next hour, I woke up in this prison cell because those dumbheads didn't believe in my innocence.

Cangqiong: What? They don't even care about it?

Prima: Oh, my; they're the worst! *starts shedding my tears* Where is my beloved Tonio?! *starts crying out loud*

Coco Black: My entire family and I had this special event, and the supposed American UTAU figure Miles Gunner came with us. Now for the last time, we did these 20 pieces of choreography in a row; 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, claps, stomps, butterflies, chickens, one right after the other. So, one night before our group performance, we were at the Melody Apartments, about the eight of us, drinking apple juice, having a few laughs, and we ran out of flour, so I jumped out to get some more for making pie dough. I come back, open the door, and there's my family and Miles doing number 17, the Ultimate Magnet. Well, I was in such a state of shock; I completely collapsed I didn't remember anything, did I? It wasn't until later, when I was sweeping the soot off of myself, I even knew they were all dead!


 * They had it coming
 * They had it coming
 * They had it coming all along
 * I didn't do it,
 * But if I'd done it,
 * How could you tell me that I was wrong?


 * They had it coming
 * They had it coming
 * They'd know our master's too insane
 * First up he made me
 * Then he betrayed me
 * By causing mental corruption and pain

Kizaki Airi: The fascinating Shirosaki Yuudai was the one I loved much more than anyone could possibly mention. He was a most-gifted guy, a sensitive singer of all CeVIO figures. But he was always trying to find the missing puzzle piece. He'd go out looking for that piece, and on the way, he found One, Sasara, Koharu and even HAL-O-ROID. I guess you could say we broke up because of gifted differences. He saw himself as well-functioning and I saw him deactivated.