Moses the Gacha Animator Movie (2035 film)/Trailer transcripts

Trailer (9/19/34)
Song: Pain! You made me a, you made me a Believer! Believer!

ILLUMINATION PRESENTS:

MOSES THE GACHA ANIMATOR MOVIE

OFFICIAL TRAILER STARTS NOW

Moses: So, my name’s Moses. And this is the crew. And that mean lady over there is SophiaMinininja! My arch-nemesis!

Sophia: It’s that time of the day again!

Moses: Sophia has committed tons of crimes like murder…

Person: (screams)

RIP

Sophia: (points at innocent little girl) It was her, cops.

Moses: …littering…

Sophia: The bill’s like $1,000?! I ain’t paying that crap! (rips up bill) (litters it)

Moses: …and even stealing!

Sophia: Mmm, nice chocolate bar.

Baby: (crying)

Sophia: I can’t hear your stupid dumb crying, little brat! (chomps on the baby’s chocolate bar)

ELEVEN HEROES

Song: First things first, Imma say all the words inside my head…

Moses: This is the crew, the Hip Eleven!

GOT A NEW CHALLENGE

Song: The way that things have been-oh! Ooh-Ooh! The way that things have been-oh…

Sesom: 😈😈😈

Mia: That guy! He framed you, my sweet Mosy!

Sophia: This is Sesom.

Sesom: (evil chuckling)

FROM THE CREATORS OF

DESPICABLE ME, THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE, AND THE GRINCH

Song: Pain! You made me a, you made me a Believer! Believer!

Old Mary: We have to stop Sesom and clear our friend’s name!

Benjamin: Darn right, honey!

(action scenes)

Song: Pain! Oh, let the bullets fly, oh, let them rain!

Mia: We’re gonna save Moses and defeat the phony! Together!!!

Song: My life, my love, my drive, it came from…

Moses: 998, 999, 1,000. That’s 1,000 push-ups! Jail is the worst! Whoever framed me is gonna pay!

Sesom: (hitting and hurting Moses’ friends) (hits Moses in the nose) (evil cackling)

Song: Pain! You made me a, you made me a Believer! Believer!

ILLUMINATION PRESENTS:

MOSES THE GACHA ANIMATOR MOVIE

Song: Pain! You made me a, you made me a Believer! Believer!

ED HELMS

BEN SCHWARTZ

KIM KARDASHIAN

ANYA TAYLOR-JOY

CHRIS PRATT

JANE KRAKOWSKI

CRAIG ROBINSON

SELENA GOMEZ

ALYSON STONER

ALESSIA CARA

TIFFANY HADDISH

and IDRIS ELBA as SESOM

Produced by Chris Meledandri

Directed by Pierre Perifel

IN THEATERS JANUARY 12

Universal Pictures

Illumination Entertainment

Lunime Studios

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