Fanmade DHMIS Opening Gags

Hair

 * Red Guy: And I just have way too much hair.
 * Duck: And I am too much green!
 * Yellow Guy: And I'm bald if you look closely...

Helping

 * Red Guy: And I'm a guy that is red!
 * Yellow Guy: And I'm the guy who is not red!
 * Duck: And I want to be dea-(gets killed before he can finish his line)
 * Red Guy: That makes only 2 of us.

Christmas

 * Red Guy: I'm the one who's not Santa!
 * Duck: And I have my Christmas tree!
 * Yellow Guy: And I brought some gifts!

Glasses

 * Duck: And I'm the one who just can't see!
 * Red Guy: And I'm the one who's still alive!
 * Yellow Guy: Wait, why is Duck alive?

Colors

 * Red Guy: And I'm the one whose color is red!
 * Yellow Guy: And I'm the one whose color is yellow!
 * Duck: And I'm green, and I live in a nightMAARE!

Breakfast

 * Red Guy: And I am having my breakfast!
 * Yellow Guy: And I'm having breakfast too!
 * Duck: And I just had breakfast!