Bluster the BENEVOLENT! (video game)/Cutscenes (GameCube)

This is a list of cutscenes in the GameCube version of Bluster the BENEVOLENT! The following applies for the GameCube version only.

Intro (FMV)

 * [Fades to a wide view of Kongo Bongo Island, then fades to the screen zooming to different views of the jungle, and finally fades and zooms to the view of Cranky's Cabin, with the footage from the DKC TV series episode, "From Zero to Hero," where Donkey Kong, Diddy, Candy, and Dixie are ready to get their X-ray test from Cranky.]
 * Cranky: (off-screen) Next!
 * Candy: My turn!
 * Bluster: (off-screen) Ahem!
 * [The four Kongs turn around as the screen cuts to Bluster.]
 * Bluster: I don't think so.
 * [The Kongs are angry when Bluster steps in.]
 * Candy: You're gonna butt in?!
 * Bluster: No, no, no. I'm just taking my rightful place as Bluster, the most prominent citizen in all of Kongo Bongo. (walks inside Cranky's Cabin)
 * DK: What a heartless...
 * Diddy: Mean...
 * Dixie: Inconsiderate...
 * Candy: Selfish...
 * DK, Diddy, Candy, and Dixie: Windbag!
 * [As Bluster walks inside, the doors to the cabin close, with six seconds of clock ticking noises, then ends with a bell dinging.]
 * Bluster: (opening doors and leaving out of the cabin) I am a remarkable specimen. Sound of mind, body of a Greek God.
 * Diddy: Yeah, ha-ha, Bloopo, the God of fat heads.
 * [The four Kongs laugh.]
 * Diddy: Your turn, Candy.
 * Candy: Nah, I can't. Now my lunch hour is up. It's you, Dixie. (leaves)
 * Dixie: Pass, gotta scram. See ya around, Diddy, DK. (leaves)
 * Cranky: (off-screen) I don't believe it.
 * Bluster: The result of my check-up, no doubt.
 * [DK and Diddy scowl at Bluster then go inside Cranky's Cabin.]
 * Diddy: (leaving with DK) Come on, let's go in.
 * [Inside the cabin, Cranky's looking at his X-ray machine, with DK and Diddy checking on him.]
 * DK: What's up, Cranky?
 * Bluster: I've got Bluster's x-rays here and it doesn't look good.
 * [Cuts to Bluster walking out of Cranky's Cabin.]
 * Cranky: (off-screen) Whatever's wrong, it's terminal!
 * [The screen zooms in Bluster.]
 * Bluster: (shocked) Huh?
 * [Cuts to Diddy inside the cabin.]
 * Diddy: Yikes! It looks awful!
 * [Cuts back to Bluster outside again.]
 * Bluster: Oh, no.
 * [Cuts to Cranky, DK, and Diddy inside the cabin.]
 * Cranky: Here's the problem. (bends over and tries to fix the X-ray machine)
 * DK: Wow, it's totally falling apart.
 * Cranky: I give it a week, max.
 * [Cuts back to Bluster the third time.]
 * Bluster: (overhearing) A week? A measly little week is all I have left?
 * [Cuts back to the three Kongs inside the cabin again.]
 * Cranky: Nothing we can do. Kaput!
 * [Cuts back to Bluster for the final time outside the cabin.]
 * Bluster: Kaput? (leaves away)
 * [Fades to Bluster Barrelworks at nighttime, with Bluster crying off-screen. Then, it cuts to a sad Bluster inside the factory, laying on top of the barrel.]
 * Bluster: (crying) Oh, cruel twist of fate! So young, so handsome, so brave. Why me, why me?! Why not somebody poor and unattractive?! (gets himself off the barrel) I have so much to live for. My charm, my good looks. My mommy's money. What a sad, sad day for poor old me. Well, at the very least, I have my reputation. (shocked) Oh, no, my reputation. Unless... Unless I change it, turn over a new leaf. One whole week to make my mark in history. One whole week to become... Bluster the Benevolent.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster Barrelworks at daytime. Bluster opens the doors and checks his list of people to help.]
 * Bluster: Hmm... Okay, the first one on the list is Cranky. I'd better find out where he is. (gets an idea and snaps his fingers) I guess I'll hop onto my barrel copter and fly myself to the jungle! Good thinking, Bluster the Benevolent! (chuckling with glee)
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Activating Barrel Copter Mode

 * [Fades to Bluster hopping inside his barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: Okay, let the mission begin!
 * [Bluster starts his engine, and the barrel copter flies off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Airplane Kritters Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster flying inside his barrel copter in the sky, until a gang of Kritters in airplanes appear out of nowhere laughing.]
 * Bluster: Ah! Destroy my beautiful barrel copter, will they? Well, they're no match for Bluster the Benevolent!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Entering the Jungle

 * [Kritters in airplanes are destroyed. Fades to Bluster flying inside his barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: Now, to find Cranky!
 * [The barrel copter arrives in the jungle and lands on the ground. Bluster hops off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Found Cranky/Ending (FMV)

 * [Fades to Cranky Kong, walking alone in the jungle, crossing a railroad track. Just then, Bluster shows up spinning around and talking to Cranky.]
 * Bluster: (stops spinning) Hold on, stand back! Stand back, everyone! Bluster the Benevolent is here. Come on through, Cranky. All clear.
 * Cranky: Out of my way, you nitwit.
 * Bluster: When I'm gone to the big banana patch in the sky, be sure to tell everyone about Bluster the Benevolent.
 * [As Cranky hears this, he points at his head four times, thinking Bluster has lost his mind.]
 * Bluster: (leaving out of the jungle) I'm off to do more good deeds.
 * Cranky: (pointing at Bluster) I'll tell them about you all right.
 * [A duo of Kritters on a minecart are about to run Cranky over. Cranky turns around and screams, then gets flattened by the Kritters.]
 * Cranky: (muffled and flattened) I'll tell them about Bluster the Buffoon!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster in the jungle, who still has his list. The barrel copter is seen in the background.]
 * Bluster: All right, then, Cranky is checked off on my list. I will find Dixie next. (looks up in the sky) You hear that, mumsy? I won't let you down! I will help everyone on Kongo Bongo, for now on!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Found Dixie

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong, who's walking around and searching for someone to talk to in the jungle.]
 * Bluster: Hmm...
 * [Bluster spots Dixie Kong, who can't get her pet lobster and crab off the tree.]
 * Dixie: Oh, no...
 * Bluster: Spotted! (walks over)
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending

 * [Fades to Dixie Kong, who still cannot get her crustacean pets off the tree.]
 * Dixie: Aww...
 * [Bluster arrives once again spinning around and talking to Dixie.]
 * Bluster: (stops spinning) Hello there, young one.
 * Dixie: Bluster? What are you here for? Crabby and Thermidor are stuck on that tree and I can't get them out! Oh, if only there was someone who's willing to save them.
 * Bluster: I've got to finish all the good deeds I plan to do. Tell everyone about me, Bluster the Benevolent, when I head off to the big banana patch in the sky. Ta-ta. (leaves off)
 * Dixie: But, wait! What about my...
 * [Bluster leaves and ignores Dixie.]
 * Dixie: ...Pets? (in despair) Oh... That Bluster the Buffoon! How will I ever get my pets out of the tree now?
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong, with his list, walking over to where the barrel copter's located at in the jungle.]
 * Bluster: Cranky, check. Dixie, also check. Now, to find Funky, and then tell Candy to marry me.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Activating Barrel Copter Mode

 * [Fades to Bluster hopping inside his barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: I'll be right there, my future wife Candy! Bluster the Benevolent is going to make a proposal for you!
 * [Bluster starts his engine, and the barrel copter flies off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Found Candy (FMV)

 * [Fades to Funky watching TV inside his home.]
 * Funky: Whoa! (changing stations) Hang 10, hang 11, hang 12, hang 13. Channel surfing, killa!
 * Female TV Announcer: (off-screen) This is the gadget hour on Shop 'Til You Drop...
 * [Outside Funky's Flights, Bluster and his copter is seen flying on the island. Inside the barrel copter, Bluster is spying with his goggles on Candy relaxing on her beach chair.]
 * Bluster: Oooh, Candy! The gorilla of my dreams. Yeow!
 * [Candy goes behind her condo and does some exercises and stretches.]
 * Bluster: (off-screen) What is she doing?
 * Candy: A one, two, dip. Stretch, one, two.
 * Bluster: A signal!
 * Funky: Hang 58.
 * [A woman screaming is heard on TV.]
 * Funky: Excellent! Horror flick.
 * Screaming Woman on TV: Save me!
 * [The off-screen screaming from a woman on TV is heard while the screen cuts back to Candy exercising.]
 * Screaming Woman on TV: Help, save me!
 * [Bluster thinks that Candy is screaming for help instead of the TV woman and puts down his goggles.]
 * Bluster: Bluster the Benevolent to the rescue! (controls his copter to Candy)
 * Funky: (shocked) What's that? (turns around and sees Bluster flying towards him and his home)
 * [Bluster's barrel copter hits Funky's Flights as it falls down on the ground.]
 * Funky: (inside his home, falling down) Whoa!
 * [The copter goes out of control and falls behind Candy and her condo.]
 * Candy: (avoiding damage from the copter) Ahhh!
 * [The copter crashes on the ground and Candy turns around. Bluster comes out of the copter with heroic kazoo music playing in the background.]
 * Bluster: Have no fear, Bluster's here!
 * Candy: My condo! What are you doing, you fat-head! Do I look like I need saving?!
 * Bluster: Uh, no, but if you had needed saving, I would have saved you. (chuckling) Forgive me, Candy, but I've turned over a new leaf. This is the new me.
 * Candy: Bluster, you trashed my condo AND Funky's place. You're a menace to the whole island.
 * Bluster: Oh, forget your crummy little condo. Marry me, Candy. Yes! And we can live out my last golden days together in the cushy luxury of my mother's mansion.
 * Candy: (telling Bluster he lost his mind) You have lost it.
 * Bluster: Not quite. But before I do, I'm offering you an opportunity of a lifetime. The opportunity to become Mrs. Bluster the Benevolent. The brave widow of a national hero.
 * [The next scene transitions to a dream sequence of Bluster Kong's memorial, with all of the Kong guests crying and mourning over a portrait of Bluster. Diddy appears in the scene and tries to make a speech.]
 * Diddy: (testing the microphone) Testing, testing...
 * [The Kongs continue crying.]
 * Diddy: Oh, Bluster, our friend, our bravest, kindest and richest citizen. No one will ever fill his spats. (crying) I'm sorry, I can't go on. (leaves)
 * Funky: A righteous dude and a real party animal. Hang 10 for me on that killer wave in the sky, big guy. (cries and leaves)
 * Dixie: He was the greatest! (leaves)
 * DK: We had a lot of laughs. But... (coughs) that's all for now.
 * Candy: (crying over a portrait of Bluster) Bluster, oh, Bluster the Benevolent, you were so perfect. The perfect gentleman. The perfect husband...
 * [Candy continues crying over the portrait, until it cuts back to reality with Candy getting jealous over Bluster's vision and her condo still ruined.]
 * Candy: Bluster, get real!
 * Bluster: (sobbing and cowering) It's all true, so true. I was wonderful, wasn't I? I miss me.
 * Candy: Get over yourself. Now what are you going to do about my condo?
 * Bluster: Wait! If you're my widow, that means you inherit it all. The Barrelworks are yours.
 * Candy: (surprised) Really?
 * Bluster: Yes, my sweetiekins.
 * [Bluster giving Candy his own factory all to herself made her happy. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Candy owns the Factory

 * [Fades to Candy talking to Bluster, with the broken barrel copter seen in the background.]
 * Candy: Well, it looks like I don't have to work for you anymore.
 * Bluster: That's right, Candy, because you own the Barrelworks after all!
 * Candy: Yeah, and I'm glad I got that choice. Now I can have my own peace and quiet life without you blabbering me into my ear all the time.
 * Bluster: Oh! That's good to hear... My future wife. (leaves)
 * Candy: (talking to herself) "Future wife?" Who does he think he is? Oh, well...
 * [Cuts to Bluster, who still has his list.]
 * Bluster: I love it when Candy's so nice to me. Why haven't I talked to Funky yet?
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Found Funky/Ending

 * [Fades to Funky, with his home crashed and destroyed on the ground, all because of Bluster and his barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: (to Funky) Ah, hello.
 * Funky: (speaking in his usual Jamaican accent) Bluster Dude?
 * Bluster: Lovely week we're having, eh?
 * Funky: You and your barrel copter crashed into my house, now look at it! You got some bad karma inside you, mon!
 * Bluster: Oh-ho-ho-ho, no need to be so exasperated. I was gonna help all the nice people before I last one week and head off to the big banana plantation from above. You know, I've been a greedy and mischievous dirt-bag before, but now, I'm Bluster the Benevolent! I know, pretty catchy.
 * Funky: Enough, mon! What are you gonna do about my home? I've been channel-surfing while hanging ten, and then, I crashed down and hurt my back! You better fix this right now, or I will banish you to the White Mountains!
 * Bluster: Heheheheheh, a naïve resident, you are. I promise you'll thank me right after I do my unfinished business. As always, ta-ta... (leaving to his barrel copter)
 * Funky: "Bluster the Benevolent?" More like, "Bluster, get lost!"
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Activating Barrel Copter Mode

 * [Fades to Bluster hopping inside his barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: Cranky, Dixie, Candy, and Funky are checked off on my list for now. Time to talk with the boys. I've got to show them my blueprints.
 * [Bluster starts his engine, and the barrel copter flies off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Entering the Jungle

 * [Fades to the barrel copter arriving in the jungle and landing on the ground. Bluster hops off.]
 * Bluster: (calling out DK and Diddy) Donkey Kong! Diddy? I've got something that I'd like to show you!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Found DK and Diddy (FMV)

 * [Fades to a scene in the jungle. DK and Diddy are discussing about a film relating to King Kong vs. Godzilla while sitting on a log.]
 * Diddy: No way, DK, it just wasn't a fair fight. The giant ape was 100% ape but the lizard was some mutant science experiment gone bonkers.
 * DK: It was just a movie, little buddy. (tries to eat a banana until he hears something rustling in the bushes) Huh?
 * [Bluster appears after escaping in the darkest area in the jungle.]
 * Bluster: (exclaiming) Ah! Ugh...! (to DK and Diddy) Hmm... Good morning, gentlemen. It's not easy becoming a legend with such a short deadline. (to himself, in shock and embarrassment) Deadline, what a horrible word.
 * DK: Whatcha got there, Bluster?
 * Bluster: They happen to be the blueprints for Bluster the Benevolent's memorial. (brings out a blueprint for the life-like Bluster Kong statue and shows it to DK and Diddy) Ta-da!
 * Diddy: (confused) Bluster Kong Memorial? Uh, what for?
 * Bluster: Hmph! (turns around and folds the blueprint of the statue and then talks to DK and Diddy) Oh, please, don't try to spare me. I heard you and Cranky talking about how I'm not long for this world, might last another week, then kaput.
 * DK: We weren't talking about you. That was Cranky's x-ray machine. It went kablooey.
 * Bluster: I can take it. Don't sugar coat it for me. I've made arrangements for everything. Do you think the 50-foot life-like statue is too much?
 * DK and Diddy: Yes.
 * Bluster: Good.
 * DK: Bluster, unfortunately, you're gonna be hanging out a long time.
 * Bluster: It's so sweet of you to try to cheer up poor terminal me. But I can handle the truth. I'm off to do more good deeds before I head for the big banana plantation in the sky. (leaves in a huff)
 * DK: He didn't believe us.
 * Diddy: What a dope! (laughing) He thinks he gonna kick!
 * DK: We got to find some way to make him believe us or, "Bluster the Benevolent" is gonna kill us all with his good deeds. (leaves off with Diddy)
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Krusha Boss Fight

 * [Fades to Bluster walking around in the jungle.]
 * Bluster: (mocking DK) "Bluster, unfortunately, you're gonna be hanging out a long time!" I have one week to live, what else should I do?
 * Krusha: (off-screen) I got the coconut!
 * Bluster: Huh?
 * [Krusha is shown making off with the Crystal Coconut he stole from Cranky's Cabin.]
 * Krusha: Now, to return it to the king.
 * Bluster: Not on my watch! (walks over to Krusha and stops him) Sir, that crystal belongs to me, not you. If you don't hand it over immediately, I, Bluster the Benevolent, will give you such a good beating!
 * Krusha: Heheheh... Oh, yeah?
 * Bluster: Yes! I am gonna help all the good citizens right after you're done!
 * Krusha: I like to see you try.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending

 * [Fades to Krusha, who has been knocked out by Bluster Kong.]
 * Bluster: I told you pond gacks before, you're no match for me!
 * Krusha: (gets up) Ugh... You may have beaten me this time, but I still have the coconut. (leaves off with the Crystal Coconut)
 * Bluster: He's getting away! (chases after Krusha)
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]