Kuckoo Kat: The Search for Whatzitville (2012 film)/Trailer transcripts

The trailer transcripts for Kuckoo Kat: The Search for Whatzitville (2012 film).

Teaser trailer
(The Gryphon Pictures, Imagine Entertainment, and Gryphon Animation logos play in silence)

FROM THE STUDIO BEHIND "KUCKOO KAT: SPY, SPY AGAIN" AND "ROAD TRIPPED"

COMES A BRAND-NEW ADVENTURE

THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF

(Kuckoo, Kooky, Smarty and Cuckoo walk on the blank screen)

Kuckoo: Would you look at that, a new movie with US!

Kooky: I can't believe it, we're back on the big screen!

Smarty: I must say, this is certainly surprising!

Cuckoo: Yeah, yeah, it's nice and all, but when are they releasing this stinkin' thing?!

(A black screen falls with COMING 2012 on it)

Cuckoo: Ow.

Teaser trailer #2
(The Gryphon Pictures, Imagine Entertainment, and Gryphon Animation logos play in silence)

AND NOW, AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM VOOVOO THE GREAT

(Static is shown, before VooVoo appears on the screen)

VooVoo: Hello there, inferior beings. I am VooVoo the Great, and I am here to announce my plans for world domination. You see, I am planning to make everyone on the planet as my servants. Once I do, I will become King of the World and if it doesn't go awry, King of the Universe. And when I do, there will be no one that can stop me!

(VooVoo laughs evilily)

Smedley: Um, sir?

VooVoo: (angry) '''WHAT IS IT NOW, YOU SNIVELING IDIOT?! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT?!'''

Smedley: Yes, but you have a important meeting at 11:30.

VooVoo: Oh, right. I'll be coming soon. Now run along, you fool.

Smedley: Yes. sir.

VooVoo: Well, now I must be going. So long and enjoy your world while it lasts, you're going to need it.

(The screen turns off)

INVADING THE WORLD IN 2012