A Dog's Life/Transcript

Opening Song (Welcome to New York)

 * Dodger: Welcome to New York Everyone!
 * Oliver: Dodger, When is The New Cat Arriving?
 * Tito: Any Second?
 * Dodger: Yes!

Scene 1

 * Hissy: My name is Hissy, i am a cat!
 * Oliver: Hissy! Hissy! Hissy!
 * Hissy: What Is It, Mr. Oliver?
 * Oliver: Your New Friends are Waiting for You.
 * Tito: You Have to See Them!
 * Hissy: My Public Awaits!
 * Oliver: This Way, Miss Hissy!
 * Yogi Bear: The British Are Coming! The British Are Coming!
 * Oliver: My Purse!
 * Hissy: I'll Save You!
 * Oliver: Here They Come!
 * Yogi Bear: It's A Stampede!
 * Dodger: Stromboli Pushed The Door Alarm Will Sound. Stromboli Chased Geppetto!
 * Einstein: Guys, Stromboli's Dead!
 * Roscoe: What Are You Doing?

Song 1 (This Is Your Home)

 * Dodger:
 * Francis:
 * Dodger:

Scene 2

 * Tito: Mud! Glourious Food!
 * Hissy: Bye Tito!
 * Oliver: I’m Coming, Hissy!
 * Tito: Hey Hissy Where Are You Going?
 * Hissy: I'm Going To Meet My Buddies. C'mon Oliver.
 * Oliver: Bye Bye Tito!
 * Tito: See You on Broadway!
 * Hissy: I Will with Pleasure.
 * Annette: (roars)
 * Danielle: Take That!
 * Annette: Stop Danielle! I'm Not a Cat!
 * Collette: Stop That, You Two!
 * Lady: Your Sister is Right!
 * Tramp: Geez The Girls are Feisty Today.
 * Collette: Not Me, Them!
 * Buster: OK Angel. If You Want Hot Fogs, You Must Catch Them from Louie the Hot Dog Man.
 * Angel: Stay Stealth.
 * Louie the Hot Dog Man: Hey! Come Back with The Hot Dogs.
 * Angel: Serves You Right.
 * Scamp: Wow! Angel! You Got Lunch in Time!
 * Buster: Yeah, It Was Hard to Do, So We Used Our Hunting Skills!
 * Angel: Every Dinner is a Blessing.
 * Lady: Well Done Angel!
 * Tramp: Scamp, Remind Your Sisters That Angel Got Lunch.
 * Scamp: Sisters, Lunchtime!
 * Annette, Collette, and Danielle: Yes Scamp!
 * Trusty: Well Angel Is a Good Hunters!
 * Jock: Back When Hunting was the Main Thing, Now There's Farms and Grocery Stores! And There Also used to Be a Vacation Area called Pleasure Island.
 * Trusty: Uh Pleasure Island?
 * Jock: Don't Worry, That Place Closed before Even Scamp Was Born.
 * Scamp: Is It Pinocchio?
 * Angel: It’s Just A Plush of Him!
 * Buster: Well, I See You Are Enjoying the Hot Dogs!
 * Annette: Hello Buster! You’re Doing a Good Job teaching Angel how to hunt!
 * Louie the Hot Dog Man: I Heard That!
 * Cupcake: I Think There's A Snake In My Boot!
 * Louie the Hot Dog Man: (laughs)
 * Collette: Louie! How Dare You!
 * Louie the Hot Dog Man: It’s Not Me, It’s Oxi Clean!
 * Angel: Oh No!
 * Collette: The One Thing Is Sure You're Going Back!
 * Lady: C'mon Collette The Baby Penguin Is Crying!
 * Louie the Hot Dog Man: Take Me My Best Shot!
 * Collette: Don't Mind If I Do!
 * Louie the Hot Dog Man: Oh Yeah?
 * Collette: That's Where You Get There You're A Penguin!
 * Lady: He's Wearing a Costume, Dearie!
 * Collette: Of Course Mom.
 * Tramp: Ladies and Gentlemen! I'd Like to Introduce You, Hissy!
 * Annette: Pah! You Put a Purple Cat on Stage and Soon the Theater will be As Empty as a Junkyard!
 * Collette: Shut Up! It’s Not Funny!
 * Danielle: Go Ahead Hissy!

Scene 3

 * Hissy: Welcome to McDonalds, How Can I Help You?
 * Louie the Hot Dog Man: 2 Double Hot Fudge Whipped Cream and Nuts Please!
 * Hissy: (sighs)
 * Jock: Clover! Where Were You the Entire Time?
 * Clover: I Have Some Good News and Some Bad News. The Bad News is Louie the Hit Dog Man is in Town Again!
 * Jock: (hisses)
 * Clover: Luckily, Angel was There to Get the Food!
 * Angel: Yep, And I Got Dinner!
 * Collette: Ew! What's This?
 * Annette: It’s Our Dinner!
 * Danielle: Yeah, Remember What Angel Said. Every Food is a Blessing!
 * Strudel: Except for Green Beans! barfs)
 * Clover: Oh, Strudel!
 * Louie the Hot Dog Man: Thank You For The Meal!
 * Cupcake: Come Back for Leftovers!
 * Angel: Hi Paw Scamp!
 * Scamp: Yeah!
 * Hissy: You See My Own Buddies?
 * Collette: Stay Back You Big Bully Maybe I'm Going To Be A Soldier!
 * Hissy: Where's Your Baseball Bat?
 * Collette: My Baseball Bat!
 * Lady:
 * Collette: Right Annette?
 * Annette: Woohoo Big Bully Just Because My Arms Are Too Very Tough!
 * Hissy: The Claws are Coming Out!

Scene 4

 * Hissy : We're All Gonna Perform at the Circus!
 * Dodger: (gasps) Yes!
 * Oliver: Where, Exactly?
 * Einstein: Dear Roscoe Please Bring Me A Pizza and Bread Sticks From Pizza Hut Thank You Einstein.
 * Hissy:

Song 2 (Sometimes I Wonder)

 * Oliver: So Francis, Where is The Circus?
 * Francis:
 * Tito:
 * Francis:

Scene 5

 * Hissy: OMG! the Famous Beagle!
 * Collette:
 * Hissy: Pinocchio Goes To The Circus.
 * Trusty:
 * Hissy:
 * Lady:
 * Candy the Bus Driver: Is It Pinocchio and Stromboli?
 * Angel: No!
 * Tito: I've Got No Strings! To Hold Me Down.