Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls (TV show)/The Black Hole (original pilot)/Transcript


 * [a close up of the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies, which are depicted extremely realistic. The camera zooms in to the Milky Way galaxy and to a shot of Milky Way's house outside. The next shot shows Milky Way's bedroom in her house, with Milky Way is reading a book. It then shows between the Milky Way and the Andromeda galaxies beginning to collide and Milky Way still reading the book. When the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies collide, Milky Way becomes shocked suddenly noticing this. Cut to the space street billboard in the Milky Way galaxy.]
 * [Billboard going to static, then showing a bust shot of Milky Way.]
 * Milky Way: Everyone! EVERYONE! Evacuate this galaxy! NOW!! This galaxy and Andromeda are going to be colliding and everyone's probably going to die, so move your butts FAST!
 * [beat, then all the space cats laugh hard]
 * Jack the cat: Oh man, what a funny joke!
 * Milky Way: IT'S NOT A JOKE!
 * Bill the cat: What makes you think that?
 * [beat]
 * Jack the cat: Your butt.
 * [Bill the cat becomes shocked after Jack's hateful line]
 * Milky Way cats: [laughing harder]
 * Bill the cat: I hate my life.
 * Milky Way: Guys, GUYS! We don't need to start a lame fight here. Just get ready to escape immediately!
 * Bill the cat: SEE?! I trust her, you dumbnuts!
 * Jack the cat: Whatever floats your dang boat! We're outta here!
 * [Milky Way, Andromeda and the Milky Way and Andromeda cats and kittens escape from the galaxies before they explode. When the galaxies explode, they crack a black planetoid. Later, medium-sized text is shown in the center of the next shot which is in space but not narrated]
 * Text: And thus, Milky Way's first magical girl adventure begins...
 * [it fades out]
 * [theme song]


 * [episode title card with a short 8-bit tune playing as the music]
 * [later, it's raining...raining shooting stars. there's also lightning and thunder, too]
 * Milky Way: [in worry] Crap, crap, crap, crap!! Don't get hit by the dang thunder!!! [screaming nervously]
 * [cut to Andromeda]
 * Andromeda: Can't you go faster?
 * Milky Way: I can, but this is the only speed I can go to!
 * Andromeda: What have I told you about wasting your money on mangas and not on a new rocket ship?
 * Milky Way: Well, what about YOUR speed?!
 * Andromeda: I'M FASTER THAN YOU, NUMBNUT!
 * [cut to a shot of Milky Way and Andromeda's rockets flying. However, the speed of the rockets are both unfortunately slightly slow, with Andromeda's rocket being slower than Milky Way's]
 * Milky Way: THEN CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS?!
 * [cut back to Andromeda]
 * Andromeda: Welp, guess our life's over. [deadpan] Woo-hoo.
 * Milky Way: Are you encouraging us to die?!
 * Andromeda: CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE?!
 * [Milky Way and Andromeda continue arguing until lightning hits both of their rocket ships which gives them gravity, even though it's outer space. They realize when that happened]
 * Andromeda: I guess it's not a joke any longer.
 * Milky Way: Okay, ready to scream...
 * Milky Way and Andromeda: [screaming]
 * [The rockets crash into the water at the planet Neptune. Milky Way and Andromeda can't swim, but they try to so they could go to an island they noticed. At the same time, the Galaxy Girl Neptune is surfing a tsunami wave.]
 * Milky Way: HURRY!! HURRY!!!
 * Andromeda: Uhh, Milky?
 * Milky Way: WHAT?!
 * [Andromeda points to Neptune and the tsunami incoming to them. Milky Way screams and holds Andromeda to the island really fast. Neptune arrives to the island too, but have her feet step on Milky Way and Andromeda's heads. Her fans come to see her whilst loudly and repeatedly chanting "Neptune"]
 * Milky Way: Neptune?? [Neptune: Thank you, thank you! You're all too kind!]
 * Andromeda: MY HEAD HURTS!! [Fan #1: Can I get your autograph?]
 * Milky Way: CAN YOU STOP GETTING YOUR FEET ON OUR HEADS?! [Neptune: Sure! [signs autograph] Here you go!]
 * Andromeda: I don't think she can hear you! [Fan #1: OH MY GOSH!]
 * Milky Way: Then let's do the hard way...Going back to the ocean! [Fan #2: HEY, NEPTUNE!]
 * [Milky Way and Andromeda struggle to get in the water so they can stop Neptune from stepping on their heads]
 * Fan #2: Can I get your autograph too?
 * Neptune: Oh, sure! [signs second autograph] Done!