Talk:Disney Channel UK Revival/@comment-25392607-20180823140810

Here's the promo for That'll Teach 'Em, narrated by Max Goof:

Max: Every Thursday on Disney Channel; we're putting 30 GCSE students through four weeks of education at an authentic 1950s grammar school. And they're in for a shock; for the first time in their lives, the boys and girls will find themselves being taught seperately.

Mr Warr: You will be able to concentrate on the learning process without any distraction from pupils of the contrary gender.

Max: They will find themselves in a world where the threat of being yelled at...

Mr Warr: I am not prepared to be disobeyed! Do you understand what I'm saying?!

Max: ...Punished...

Mr Williams: You have earned your first detention from me, for that insolent remark.

Max: ...Or even excluded...

Mr Warr: It will be not your choice to leave this school; it will be MY choice, so do not pre-empt me!

Max: ...Is ever-present. So how will they cope with strict discipline...

Mr Stanley: Don't you dare wolf-whistle in my class, Victoria Buxton! Get out at once!

Max: ...Austere living conditions...

Qadeer Razaque: It's rank.

Max: ...Early bedtimes...

Mr Warr: I thought you were meant to be in bed.

Luke Mills: Oh, I'm screwed.

Max: ...And a tough academic timetable with an emphasis on practical sciences?

Simon Taylor: Safety just doesn't really matter, here. You can do whatever you want.

Luke Mills: I really can't wait, now to get back and start A-Level Chemistry.

Max: Find out on 'That'll Teach 'Em', every Thursday on the Disney Channel!

Cast:

Max (Jason Marsden), Simon Warr (Himself), James Williams (Himself), David Stanley (Himself), Qadeer Razaque (Himself), Luke Mills (Himself), Simon Taylor (Himself)