User blog:GazzaB9/A Statement To STH Fans

Fuck Sonic the Hedgehog lore. That shit is way too overdeveloped and I hate it. Also, Mario is better. Why? cause they don't care about lore. They don't have any lore to speak, all of the games are super simple, and because of that, they're super accessible and they can get away with literally anything and people would just be like "yep, that's Mario for ya". I mean, for god's sake, in Sonic lore the earth has a giant god in the middle of it that breaks out every thousand years or some shit and also there's a kingdom of people who experimented on another god so a time traveler went back to stop them and also there's a lost race of mystics who were killed by yet another god. Yes, fucking time travel, gods, and lost civilizations all exist in Sonic lore. Not to mention all of the different timelines that exist for some reason. Go ahead, try and convince me Sonic lore makes any sense at all, I'm willing to have my mind changed but I doubt anybody could fucking do it.