Sausage Party: Dawn of the Humans/Trailer transcripts

This page is a collection of trailer transcripts for Sausage Party: Dawn of the Humans, the upcoming sequel to the 2016 animated film, Sausage Party.

Green Band Teaser Trailer
(Shows MPAA green screen)

(Cuts to black)

(Shows Sony logo)

(Shows Columbia Pictures logo with Brenda as the torch lady)

(Shows Annapurna Pictures logo)

(Shows Point Grey Pictures logo)

(The trailer fades to Shopwell's, now an empty supermarket inhabited by anthropomorphic foods, beverages, and other objects. The trailer fades to the inside of the store where Frank takes Brenda, with her eyes closed, to the clothing aisle where the surprise is.)

Brenda: Can't wait for my surprise. (peeks her right eye)

Frank: No peeking, Brenda. We're not there yet. (covers Brenda's right eye)

Brenda: Okay. I can't wait.

(When Brenda and Frank got to the clothing aisle, they stopped at the sock flower display.)

Frank: Open your eyes.

(Brenda opens her eyes and sees the sock flowers, the products from Shopwell's.)

Sock Puppet 1 (singing voice): Will.

Sock Puppet 2 (singing voice): You.

Sock Puppet 3 (singing voice): Marry.

Sock Puppet 4 (singing voice): Frank?

Sock Puppet 5 (singing voice): That sausage boyfriend of yours!

Sock Puppet 1: Um, do you really have to say that?

Sock Puppet 5: It's none of your business, you moron.

(Brenda and Frank look at each other.)

Brenda: Frank, I don't know if we should do this.

Frank: Aw, come on, Brenda. You know that I'm ready to be married. Um, are you?

Brenda: Hmmm. Well, I would be ready for marriage, but not at the moment though.

Frank: But, Brenda, we've spent our time together... as a team, as a duo, and... and as a romantic couple. (sighs) Look, I'm sorry that I left you alone, and... I'm sorry for forcing everyone to face... the terrible truth... about the so-called Great Beyond. I really hope this incident would never happen again, and because of that incident in the first movie, we don't even deserve to get married and start a family. I would rather be left alone... in the dark... as a homeless object laying on the streets... forever.

Brenda: Hey, it's okay. We all make mistakes sometimes, and... we all have free will. It's our choice whether we do something good or not.

Frank: Really?

Brenda: Yes, Frank, really. Also, I accept your apology.

(Brenda and Frank embrace.)

Frank: Thanks, Brenda.

Brenda: You're welcome, Frank.

Frank: Let's just go back to our aisle. We'll plan on getting married some other time.

(Frank and Brenda leave the clothing aisle and the lights went off. Suddenly, Barry appears interrupting the trailer.)

Barry: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it! We're not supposed to do a romantic comedy movie.

(Frank appears on the screen.)

Frank: Well, the creators of the first film originally wanted to do a live-action/animated hybrid sequel, but I reckoned they scrapped the idea so they can do a fully animated sequel with a different story instead.

Barry: Oh. Well, in that case, let's just end the trailer.

(Shows the film's title)

(Shows "Summer 2019" text, Annapurna logo, Point Grey logo, Sony logo, Columbia Pictures logo, and copyright)

Red Band Teaser Trailer
(Shows MPAA red screen)

(Cuts to black)

(Shows Sony logo)

(Shows Columbia Pictures logo with Brenda as the torch lady)

(Shows Annapurna Pictures logo)

(Shows Point Grey Pictures logo)

(The trailer fades to Shopwell's, now an empty supermarket inhabited by anthropomorphic foods, beverages, and other objects. The trailer fades to the inside of the store where Frank takes Brenda, with her eyes closed, to the clothing aisle where the surprise is.)

Brenda: Can't wait for my surprise. (peeks her right eye)

Frank: No peeking, Brenda. We're not there yet. (covers Brenda's right eye)

Brenda: Okay. I can't wait.

(When Brenda and Frank got to the clothing aisle, they stopped at the sock flower display.)

Frank: Open your eyes.

(Brenda opens her eyes and sees the sock flowers, the products from Shopwell's.)

Sock Puppet 1 (singing voice): Will.

Sock Puppet 2 (singing voice): You.

Sock Puppet 3 (singing voice): Marry.

Sock Puppet 4 (singing voice): Frank?

Sock Puppet 5 (singing voice): That son of a bitch!

Sock Puppet 1: Um, do you really have to say that?

Sock Puppet 5: It's none of your goddamn business, you moron.

(Brenda and Frank look at each other.)

Brenda: Frank, I don't know if we should do this.

Frank: Aw, come on, Brenda. You know that I'm ready to be married. Um, are you?

Brenda: Hmmm. Well, I would be ready for marriage, but not at the moment though.

Frank: But, Brenda, we've spent our time together... as a team, as a duo, and... and as a romantic couple. (sighs) Look, I'm sorry that I left you alone, and... I'm sorry for forcing everyone to face... the terrible truth... about the so-called Great Beyond. I really hope this incident would never happen again, and because of that incident in the first movie, we don't even deserve to get married and start a family. I would rather be left alone... in the dark... as a homeless object laying on the streets... forever.

Brenda: Hey, it's okay. We all make mistakes sometimes, and... we all have free will. It's our choice whether we do something good or not.

Frank: Really?

Brenda: Yes, Frank, really. Also, I accept your apology.

(Brenda and Frank embrace.)

Frank: Thanks, Brenda.

Brenda: You're welcome, Frank.

Frank: Let's just go back to our aisle. We'll plan on getting married some other time.

(Frank and Brenda leave the clothing aisle and the lights went off. Suddenly, Barry appears interrupting the trailer.)

Barry: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it! We're not supposed to do a romantic comedy movie.

(Frank appears on the screen.)

Frank: Well, the creators of the first film originally wanted to do a live-action/animated hybrid sequel, but I reckoned they scrapped the idea so they can do a fully animated sequel with a fucking different story instead.

Barry: Oh. Well, in that case, let's just end this shit.

(Shows the film's title)

(Shows "Summer 2019" text, Annapurna logo, Point Grey logo, Sony logo, Columbia Pictures logo, and copyright)

Green Band Trailer
(Shows MPAA green screen)

(Cuts to black)

(Shows Sony logo)

(Shows Columbia Pictures logo with Brenda as the torch lady)

(Shows Annapurna Pictures logo)

(Shows Point Grey Pictures logo)

(The trailer fades to Carrie going to Shopwell's.)

More coming soon!

Red Band Trailer
(Shows MPAA red screen)

More coming soon!