Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers: The Rescuers/Transcripts/The Rescuers Down Under



(opening: The camera slowly zooms through a variety of insects and rocks. We follow a small yellow bug climb up a blade of grass. As it spreads its wings to fly, we are whisked along the Australian  outback and prairie by Ayers rock and eventually slow down as we  approach Cody's house.)

(scene: inside Cody's room. The camera pans around to show Cody sleeping in his hammock. The sound of Faloo's call is heard. Cody hears it, jumps out of bed, and runs to the window. He puts on his  shirt and grabs his gear.)

(scene: Cody sneaks past his mother who is in the kitchen listening to the radio.)

Announcer: ... thundershowers are expected in the Crocodile Falls area and some of the surrounding gullies so take out your...

(scene: Outside Cody's house. Cody leaves the house, and closes the door behind him, but not quietly.)

Mom: (from inside upon hearing the door) Cody!

Cody: (whincing) Yeah mom?

Mom: What about your breakfast?

Cody: I've got some sandwiches in my pack.

Mom: Well be home for supper.

Cody: (hopping the gate) No worries mom.

(scene: Cody runs toward the forest; Faloo's call is heard in the        background.  He runs past some rock formations and enters the         woods.  Birds follow him; and squak at him.)

Cody: (to the birds) I know, I'm coming.

(Cody jumps over a hollow log) Hustle up Nelson, Faloo's sounding the call!

(Cody slides through a log, picks up a stick, and beats on the roof of   the wombats home.) C'mon little wombats, hurry!

(Cody continues to run through the forest with all of the animals   following him.)

(Cody arrives at the tree where Faloo has been sounding the call.)

(to Faloo) Who's caught this time?

Faloo: You don't know her, Cody, her name is Marahute, the great golden eagle.

Cody: Where is she?

Faloo: She's caught, high on a cliff in a poacher's trap. You're the only one who can reach her.

Cody: I'll get her loose.

Faloo: Right-oh, hop on, no time to lose.

(Cody hops onto Faloo and they travel through the forest and along a   stream/river; more scenes of animals and the forest.)

(They arrive at the cliff.)

(pointing up towards the cliff) She's up on top of that ridge. Be        careful lit'l friend.

(scene: various "time lapse" views of Cody climbing up the cliff.)

(Cody reaches the top and sees the eagle.)

Cody: Marahute!

(Cody looks at the eagle; he approaches her slowly; she hears him and   wakes up; Marahute screeches and struggles to get free.)

(reassuring) Calm down, calm down. I'm not gonna hurt you. (Cody        strokes Marahute on the head) That's a girl. Stay still... it's o.k.

(Cody gets out his knife; Marahute sees the glint of the knife and   begins to struggle and scream)

No wait! I'm here to help you... easy!... easy!

(Cody cuts two ropes. Cody cuts the last rope to free Marahute.)

You're free!!

(As Marahute spreads her wings to fly, she knocks Cody off the cliff.)

Aaaiigh!

(Cody falls; Marahute dives down to catch him; she catches him just   before he hits the ground; they begin to fly around; the animals see    Cody on Marahute and stand in awe; Marahute files over several rock    formations; the fly up above the clouds; Cody looks at his reflection in    Marahute's eye.)

Higher!

(They fly even higher above the clouds; Marahute throws Cody and catches   him; Cody is now held in Marahute's talons.)

Woah!

(Cody mocks an eagle screech; he laughs as Marahute tickles him; they   cruise above the clouds which eventually open up to show the ground;    Marahute nose dives towards the ground and a stream; she holds Cody just    high enough above the water so that he is water skiing; they approach a    flock of birds; Marahute lets Cody go and he skims through the birds,    scattering them; Marahute grabs Cody just before he falls in and then    put Cody right in front of her, on her beak (pushing him from behind);    they go over the egde of a waterfall; Marahute catches Cody again; this    time he rides by standing on her back; they arrive at Marahute's nest)

Wow!

(Cody and Marahute look at each other; Cody falls over as he attempts to   look at Marahute upside down. Marahute moves some grass and feathers to    show Cody her eggs)

You're a mom!

(Cody puts his ear to the eggs)

They're very warm. Are they gonna hatch soon?

(Marahute ruffles her neck feathers in an affectionate manner; she sits   on the eggs and then looks out "over her domain".)

Where's the daddy eagle? (Marahute drops her head) Oh... my dad's        gone too.

(Cody give Marahute an affectionate stroke; as they fix the covering on    the eggs, the wind picks up and blows a feather in Cody's face; he looks    at it, plays with it, and puts it back.  Marahute picks it up and gives    it to Cody and he gives her a hug.)

(Marahute and Cody are now on the ground; Marahute takes off and Cody   runs around making flying noises)

(scene: just inside the forest. A wanted poster of McLeach is posted on a        tree; A mouse is tied up with a bell attached to it that rings as         it struggles; Cody hears the bell and goes over to the mouse.)

Cody: Heh heh... hey little fella, what happened to you?

Baitmouse: (panicking) Oh no! No, no, no, no!! Get away, get away! It's a             trap, it's a trap. Be careful, NO!

Cody: (as the mouse is speaking) Don't worry, I'll get you loose. Woah! (Cody falls into the trap. He looks up to see a blinking light         and the alarm.)

(scene: McLeach's truck; the radar has a blip on the screen.)

McLeach: (laughs) Got one!!

(scene: back in the hole/trap where Cody has fallen.)

Baitmouse: (from the top of the hole) Are you alright?

Cody: (rubbing his head) Yeah, I think so.

Baitmouse: Okey-dokey. (he runs off)

Cody: Wait! Hey! Come back!

(Cody tries to climb out; he gets halfway up, grabs a tree root; it   breaks and he falls; the baitmouse begins to lower a vine down to help    Cody)

Baitmouse: Here you go, grab on.

Cody: That's great, just a little more, a little further... there! I        got it.

(a rumble is heard and the ground begins to shake.)

Baitmouse: Uh-oh.

(view of McLeach's vehicle trampling through the forest disturbing   everything)

Baitmouse: Yipe!

(The vine is severed as McLeach's truck comes to a screeching halt; Cody   falls; the truck opens; Joanna leans over pit and growls; Cody yells)

McLeach: (unseen, approaching the trap) Well Joanna, what'd we get today? A dingo, a fat ol' razorback, or a nice big.... (he sees Cody) boy?!?

(McLeach thinks for a second, gives a dirty look to Joanna and kicks   her.) Joanna, you been diggin' holes out here again?? (mumbling to        himself) Dumb lizard always tryin' to bury squirrels out here.

Cody: Unh-unh. It's a trap, and poachin's against the law.

McLeach: Trap?! Where'd you get an idea like that?? Boy I think you've        been down in that hole for too long. (he holds his gun out so        that Cody can grab it) Well c'mon, grab ahold. We'll get you out of this little ol' lizard hole and you can just run along home.

(Joanna has spotted the baitmouse on Cody's backpack. She hisses and    makes a face.)

Cody: This IS a poacher's trap and YOU'RE a poacher.

(The mouse ducks back into the backpack; Joanna jumps on Cody, knocking   McLeach into the hole; his gun goes off; Joanna begins to attach Cody's    backpack.)

(to Joanna) Let go!! Hey get off of me!!

McLeach: I'm gonna kill her. (climbing out of the hole) I'm gonna kill that dumb, slimey, egg-sucking salamander.

Cody: Cut it out! Get off of me!

(Joanna continues to attack the backpack; McLeach picks up his gun; he   points it at Joanna; looking through gun scope McLeach aims at Joanna,    she tries to get out of his view; as she does this, McLeach spots the    feather in Cody's pack; he picks up Cody by his backpack.)

McLeach: Hmmm.... good girl Joanna. (Joanna looks up and grins happily.)

(to Cody) Say where'd you get this pretty feather boy?

Cody: (humbly) It was a present.

McLeach: (coddling) Oh, that's real nice. Who gave it to ya?

Cody: (stumbling) It's a s... secret.

McLeach: That's no secret boy, you see, (menacing) I already got the father. (makes a cutting sound and draws a feather across his        neck like he was slashing a throat). He, he he. You just tell me        where momma and those little eggs are.

(Cody breaks free from McLeach by slipping out of his backpack.)

Cody: NO!!

McLeach: Joanna, sick 'em!

(Cody runs through forest with Joanna close behind; he enters an open   area where we see a waterfall and water; Cody stops right at the edge of    the small cliff that drops into the water (Crocodile Falls); Joanna    follows close behind; Cody reaches into his pocket and pulls out his    knife; he drops it; McLeach steps on his hand.)

McLeach: You're comin' with me boy.

Cody: My mom'll call the rangers!

McLeach: (sarcastically) Oh no.... not the rangers, what'll I do?? What'll I do??! Don't let your mom call the rangers!! Please don't!! (Joanna laughs) (McLeach laughs) (McLeach throws Cody's         backpack into the river)  My poor baby boy got eaten by the crocodiles, boo-hoo-hoo! Let's go boy!

Cody: (from inside McLeach's cage) Help! Help!

(The baitmouse sees Cody in the cage; he runs to the local RAS telegraph   office; it begins to rain and wind is blowing; he bursts through the    door as the telegraph mouse is eating.)

Baitmouse: (very fast and excited) Help, help, help!! Someone help! McLeach took the boy. He took the little boy. Send for help!!

(The telegraph mouse begins typing the message in morse code; camera   pans up to roof, where other mice aim the antenna; message is seen being    relayed to the Marshall Islands)

(In a wrecked plane on the Marshall Islands, a mouse listens to the   morse code message; he recognizes the distress call, activates the    controls on the plane, and relays message to Hawaii.)

(Message is seen being relayed to Hawaii. Screens fill with RAS RAS    RAS.  Mice are watching through binoculars in the back.  The send a    signal to other mice.  They dial the phone to distract guard.  Phone    rings.  Guard leaves.  Mice take over, type (jump) on keyboard and read    message.  "RAS... RAS... ATTENTION BOY KIDNAPPED IN AUSTRALIA IMMEDIATE    ACTION REQUIRED"  They type "Relay to New York".)

(Message then journeys across the ocean to Los Angeles, then to Denver,   St. Louis, Chicago, Washington D. C. and then New York.)

(scene: It is winter in New York; through the clouds, the camera descends        upon the UN building; a mouse is listening to the transmission at         the RAS headquarters in New York)

Mouse: Code red, code red!! Attention all Rescue Aid Society delegates, all delegates please report immediately to the main assembly hall. This is an emergency meeting. I repeat, this is a code red emergency meeting!!

(the delegates have been assembling as the announcement was being made)

(scene: inside the RAS meeting hall)

Chairmouse: Order! Order! Yes, yes I know it's late but I'm... oh really! Sir Charles. Hello, hello Frank, how are you, nice to see you! And Esmerelda, there you are! Ha ha.. all right, quiet now please, everyone pay attention. There has been a kidnapping in           Australia. (delegates gasp) A young boy needs our help. This is           a mission requiring our very finest, and I know we are all thinking of the Rescue Rangers and the same two mice. (everyone looks to the seats of           Hungary and USA, which are empty)  (delegates gasp again.)  What's            this?!? Gone? We must call the Rescue Rangers and tell them to find Bernard and Miss Bianca at once!

(scene: a posh restaurant)

(as a waiter walks by a pillar/column in the restaurant, a pea drops on   the floor; a cricket comes out of the column and picks it up.)

Cricket: Oh.... pea soup.

(With an elaborate contraption, he launches the pea up the column where   it drops into a thimble-pot of the cook)

Cricket cook: Pea soup!

(A waiter cricket comes along and picks up the soup; the scene changes   to the chandelier over the restaurant and we see a mini-restaurant above    the real one.)

Bianca: To my dear Bernard, and our wonderful partnership.

Bernard: (nervous and fumbling) Ah... yeah.. yeah.. ah.. won... wonderful.

Bianca: You've been very quiet this evening, is there something on your mind?

Bernard: Well, ummm... actually... I, ah... I was wondering.... (he reaches        into his pocket.)

Bianca: Yes darling?

Bernard: I... Miss Bianca would you.... would you... (the ring falls        through a hole in Bernard's pocket onto the floor) would you excuse me for a minute?

(Bernard chases the ring across the floor; he crawls around, sees it,   and just as he goes to grab it, a waiter kicks it under another table;    Francois arrives at their table.)

Francois: (French accent) Pardonnez moi, mademoiselle Bianca, I have important news. (He hands her a piece of paper.)

Bianca: Yes Francois? What is it?

Francois: You and Bernard have been asked to accept a dangerous mission to             Australia.

Bianca: (reading message) Oh the poor boy. This is dreadful. Now where is Bernard I must tell him at once!

Francois: Allow me madame, I will tell him immediately.

(Bernard is seen under a table retrieving ring; the ring finds its way   onto the foot of a rather large woman mouse who is having dinner with a    rather nerdy looking man mouse; as Bernard removes the ring from her    foot, she think the man mouse is playing footsie with her and smacks the    man mouse.)

Bernard: (practicing) Miss Bianca, will you marry me? Miss Bianca, will you please marry me?

Francois: (as Bernard practices) Quickly monsieur Bernard! I must speak with you....

Bernard: Not now Francois, I'm busy!

Francois: No, no, no, no, monsieur you don't......

(As Francois attempts to follow Bernard he collides with another cricket   watier and falls on his back; various crickets run to help him.)

(Bernard returns to the table)

Bianca: Bernard, did you talk to Francois?

Bernard: Ah yes, but uh.. there's... there's something I want ......

Bianca: I know exactly what you're going to say. Francois told me all about it.

Bernard: He did? How, how... how did he ...

Bianca: Oh it doesn't matter, I think it's a marvelous idea.

Bernard: (shocked) You do? I mean, you... you really want to?

Bianca: I don't think it's a matter of wanting, it's a matter of duty.

Bernard: D-duty? I... I never thought of it, well, umm... all righ.... all right. How does... how does next ah-April sound to you?

Bianca: Heavens no! We must act immediately, tonight! (she leaves the        restaurant with Bernard close behind)

Bernard: Tonight? But, but, ah.. wait! Uh, Bianca, this is so sudden, I        mean, don't you at least need a gown or something?

Bianca: No, just a pair of khaki shorts and some hiking boots!

Bernard: Hiking boots?

(scene: in the RAS meeting hall)

Chairmouse: Ah, there you are, come along, come along.

Bianca: Delegates, we have an important announcement. Bernard and I have decided, (pause) to accept the mission to Australia.

Bernard: (surprised) Australia?

Chairmouse: Oh good show! Now, you must fly out immediately! It's a little nippy outside, but we won't let that stop us, will we? What? (laughs)

(scene: on top of a building, snow and wind blowing all around)

Bernard: (yelling) Miss Bianca, I'm not sure it's such a good idea to... to        fly this soon after eating!

Bianca: Darling you'll be just fine!

Bernard: But aren't, aren't you supposed to wait 45 minutes?

Bianca: (annoyed) Oh, just knock on the door and see if Orville is there!!

Bernard: (knocks slightly) (quickly) Well, nobody's home, let's go.

(Bernard gets buried with snow)

Bianca: Bernard!! (scodling) This is no time to play in the snow.

Bernard: I wasn't playing in the snow. It... it was an avalanche.

Bianca: Oh look Bernard! (reading the sign) Under new management, see Wilbur. C'mon darling, let's get a move out!

(scene: inside Wilbur's hangar; Wilbur is seen singing and dancing along        with some music)

Bianca: Yoo-hoo! Mr. Wilbur! Hello?

Bernard: Look out!! Excuse me!

Bianca: Bernard DO something! He can't hear us!

(Bernard "struggles" to get to the boom box and Wilbur continues to   dance.)

Wilbur: (singing) The girls all look (music stops) when I go by..... Hey, who killed the music?!?

Bernard: That's better.

Bianca: Excuse us for interrupting, we're from the Rescue Aid Society. I        am Miss Bianca...

Wilbur: (interrupting) Miss Bianca!?!

Bianca: and this is my....

Wilbur: (still interrupting) THE Miss Bianca? I don't believe it. My        brother Orville told me ALL about you, oh boy, I... this is an        honor to have.... may I just say enceinte senorita to you? May I?        (kisses her hand)

Bernard: Ahem. (deliberately) We need to charter a flight.

Wilbur: Well, you've come to the right place, buddy boy, welcome to        (pause) "Albatross Air"  -  a fair fare from here to there. (laughs) Get it? A fair fare? It's a... a play on... nevermind, I've got tons of exotic destinations, far away places, custom designed for (in a seductive voice) "romantic weekend getaways". (laughs) As well as the finest in-flight accomodations. Speaking of which, what can I get ya? (fumbles, searches through his        cooler)  How about a nice mango-Maui cooler? Very, very nice, very tasty....

Bianca: No thank you...

Wilbur: Or a ah..... (fumbles about) Coconut guava nectar? It's        carbonated. Very nice. I got little umbrellas for each one of        them and a little coconut thing....

Bianca: No, it's urgent that we leave immediately!

Wilbur: (disappointed) Nothing? Nothing at all?

Bernard: (dismayed) Wilbur.

Wilbur: How about a cream soda?

Bernard: Now look, we need a flight to Australia.

Wilbur: Australia? The Land Down Under? That's a fabulous idea! So when can I pencil you in? Ah... after spring thaw? You know, mid-June would be very nice.

Bianca: Oh know, we must leave TONIGHT.

Wilbur: (spits out his drink) TONIGHT? (coughs and laughs) C'mon you're        kiddin' me right? (laughs) Have you looked outside? (he opens        the window) It's suicide out there! Oh-ho, oh no. OH NO....I'm         afraid your jolly little holiday will have to wait. (laughs) What a bunch of jokers.

Bianca: But you don't understand, a boy needs our help, he's in trouble.

Wilbur: A boy? You mean, a little kid kinda boy?

Bianca: He was kidnapped.

Wilbur: Kidnapped? (remorseful) Aw... that... that's awful. Lockin' up a        little kid. A kid should be free. Free to run wild through the house on Saturday mornings, (gathering strength) free to have cookies and milk, and get those little white moustaches, you know, with the..... (determined) NOBODY'S gonna take a kid's freedom away while I'm around, nobody, do you hear me?!?

Bianca: Does that mean you'll take us?

Wilbur: (with conviction) Storm or no storm, Albatross Airlines, at your service!! (Wilbur salutes)

(scene changes to Bernard and Bianca on Wilbur's back)

Passengers are requested to please fasten their seat belts and secure all carry-ons. We'll be departing following our standard pre-flight maintenance. Thank you.

(Wilbur begins to exercise)

Yeah, loosen up, get the blood flowin' up to the head, annnnnd, couple of these....oh! (tries to do a push-up) O.k. one's         enough, here we go. Oh! Ah yeah!! That feels better. Oh baby. Tie your kangaroos down sports fans, here, we, COME!

(opens hangar doors, gets blown back by wind)

Yeah, let's go for it!! Woah! Hey! Woah! Hey, I didn't adjust for the winds. All right we're gonna make it!! I just gotta duck down a little lower, that's all. Go under the wind, go under it! Here we go!! (whoops and screams) Ow this is cold! Slippery! Ice! Ice! We got ice! We got ice! Oh hang on now!! (yelping) Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!!! HERE WE GO!! (yelling) COWABUNGA!!!!!!!

(Wilbur dives for the street; "flies" just in time to miss the ground.)

Bianca: Captain, is this a non-stop flight to Australia??

Wilbur: Well, ah...not exactly no, I could definitely say no. We're gonna have to make connections with a bigger bird. (aside) Non-stop? What do I look like, Charles Lindburgh??

(scene: McLeach driving his vehicle with Cody in the cage in the        Australian outback.)

Cody: (pounding on the cage) Lemme outta here!! Lemme go!! You can't        do this!! Help! Help! Help!

McLeach: (on speaker) Breaker, breaker, little mate. I forgot to tell ya        around here, you need to be QUIET!! (Cody trips) Or the rangers might hear ya. Now sit down and relax, enjoy the view. (laughs) Nothin' but abandoned opal mines as far as the eye can see. And dead ahead, is home sweet home. (begins singing) (from a        distance) Home, home on the range. Where the critters are tied up        in chains. I cut through their sides, and I rip off their hides. And the next day I do it again. Everybody! Home, home on the range.....

(scene: long shot of Cody's house)

Mom: Cody! Cody! Cody!

(scene: cargo hold of airplane; Wilbur, Bernard, and Miss Bianca are        sleeping on an airplane tire.)

Announcer: (heard from inside of plane) Ladies and gentlemen, Flight 12 is        now approaching Sydney airport, make sure you pick up your parcels and packages and enjoy your stay in Australia.

(Miss Bianca wakes up, gives Bernard a kiss to wake him up.)

Bernard: (just waking up) (yawns) Are we there yet?

Bianca: Yes. You know, perhaps we should wake up Wilbur.

Bernard: Oh, oh... alright, I'll get him up. (leaning over) Ahhh...        Wilbur? (Wilbur is snoring) Wilbur? Wilbur??

Wilbur: (half awake) Um, yeah, just five more minutes ma. (Wilbur rolls        over, trapping Bernard and Bianca)

Bianca and Bernard: (screams) Wilbur!!

Wilbur: (groggy) That's all I need, five more minutes.

Bianca: (pleading) Wilbur?? Are you awake??

Bernard: Get, get up we're there!!

Wilbur: O.k. I'm up, I'm up. (he rolls back over)

Bernard: Watch out you got....

Wilbur: (groans) Oh! I must'a been sleepin' on a bolt. Ooo. (plane        body opens)  Oh boy. Throw another shrimp on the barbie girls, cause HERE I COME!!

Bernard: Here we go again!!

Wilbur: CANNONBALL!!!!!

Bianca: Weeee!!

(Wilbur "cannonballs" out of the airplane; he runs into a flock of   seagulls on his way down and passes the Sydney Opera House.)

Wilbur: Gang way! Comin' through, mice on board!! Clear the way! Move over madam, there you go! Comin' through sir, thank you. (laughs) Next stop, Mugwomp Flats. Did we lose anyone back there? (laughs).

Bernard: Miss Bianca, from.. from now on, can't... can't we just take the train?

(scene: Mugwomp flats "control tower". Jake and Sparky are playing        checkers.)

Jake: Well Sparky, you've had this comin' for a long time. And now, you're gonna get it. Ha!

(Jake jumps one of Sparky's pieces; Sparky spits and then jumps a bunch   of Jake's pieces.)

Jake: Hmmm... wise fly. (Sparky laughs)

Wilbur: (over radio) Mugwomp tower, Mugwomp tower, this is Albatross One Three requesting permission to land. Over?

Jake: Albatross? (Jake flips over the checkerboard to a chart that has        various bird sizes)  Let's see... finch, wren, scrub bird, lockeet, freckled duck, culah, kukaberra, parrot, cockatoo, alba... alba...?!?! It's a jumbo!!

(into radio) Negative one three, you'll have to turn back, our runway isn't long enough for a bird your size.

Wilbur: Not long enough?!? Look pal, I can land this thing on a dime!

Bernard: (heard over radio) Uh... Wilbur, if, if the runway isn't long enough...

Wilbur: Listen you can't let these radar jockeys push you around. Just leave it to me alright?

Jake: (into radio) I say again mate, our runway is too short.

Wilbur: And I say again, MATE, I'm comin' in!!

Jake: Crazy Yank. Quick Sparky, we gotta find a way to extend the runway.

(Jake and Sparky begin to make the runway longer; Jake kicks a cinder   block raising part of the roof.)

Wilbur: Here we go!

Bernard: We..., we'll never make it!!

Wilbur: (as he bounces along roof) Hot! Oooh! Ow! Passengers please remain seated until the aircraft comes to a full and complete stop. Thank you.

(Jake and Sparky continue to extend the runway; Wilbur lands on an   umbrella and spins around.)

Jake: Quick Sparky, we need to make a drag line!

(an elaborate clothesline/hangar/brassiere drag line is constructed;   Wilbur is catapulted into the drag line; when he stops, he is "wearing"    the bra.)

Wilbur: (cocky) Don't try and tell ME the runway's too short. Ha! (to        Jake) Hold this for me will ya pal? (Wilbur "hands" him the bra        which launches Jake backwards.)

Jake: Bloke oughtta have his wings clipped.

Wilbur: You captain thanks you for flying Albatross Airlines.....

Jake: (aside to Sparky) Crazy Yanks. They think they can do any fool thing, without regard for.....

(he sees Bianca; becomes starry-eyed; Sparky wonders what happened;   looks at Jake; Sparky buzzes in dismay)

(being suave) Welcome to Australia ma'am. My name's Jake and if        there's any way I can make your stay more pleasant, don't hesitate to ask.

Bianca: Oh, how kind.

Jake: Allow me to get that bag for ya.

Bernard: (struggling) I've a.... I've got a lot of... luggage here...

Wilbur: Here let me give you a hand with those bags pal, all part of the friendly service here at Albatross Air (Wilbur picks up two of the        bags; a crunch is heard)  Ow! Oh! Big time hurt! Ah back!! Oh        it's out!

Bianca: Wilbur, are you alright?

Jake: Don't worry ma'am, I'll handle this. Sparky, you watch the tower, we gotta get this bird to the hospital.

Wilbur: Oh.... can't go down, can't go up. Oh ! Take the bags, take the bags!

(scene: an old military hospital vehicle. Wilbur is being lowered inside        by a series of ropes, gears and nursemice.)

Nursemice: Heave! Ho! Heave! Ho!

Wilbur: Hey, whaddya doin'? Hey, what... what's going on? Wait! Hey wait a minute... just stop everything.

Bianca: Wilbur, don't worry. We'll come back the moment we find the boy.

Wilbur: (begging) Wait! Hey! Wait a minute! Don't leave me here, please! I'm feeling much better now. I'm even ready to hit the beaches (laughs). I'm even ready to mambo. (Wiggles in the        restraints).

Bianca: Doctor, will he be alright?

Doctor: (consoling) Now, now, my dear. Keep a stiff upper lip. They all come in with a whimper, and leave with a grin. Off with you now. Leave everything to me. Shoo, shoo, off you go.

(they leave)

Hop to it ladies, we've got a bent bird on our hands. Move, move, move, bustle, bustle, bustle. That's it, ah-ha.

Wilbur: Will it, will it hurt doc?

Doctor: Dear boy, you won't feel a thing. (to the nurse mice) Launch the back brace!

(the "back brace" (a cane) is "launched" to immobilize Wilbur's back.)

Wilbur: Hey! Hey wait! Wait! Woah!! I've been skewered.

Doctor: (cross) I've already missed tea, Mr. Albatross, now don't force me        to take drastic measures. You MUST relax.

Wilbur: Relax?!? I have never been more relaxed in my life!! (begins to        get hyper) If I were any more relaxed, I'd be dead!!!

Doctor: (smug) I'm not convinced. (to the nurse mice) Sixty milligrams!

Nursemice: Sixty milligrams.

(the nursemice fill hypodermic needle with liquid and put it into the   chamber of a shotgun.)

Wilbur: Hey... wha.... are... are you guys crazy? You can't do that to        me! I'm an American citizen buddy!!!

Doctor: Better double it!

Wilbur: DOUBLE?!?

Nursemice: Double, coming up! (they load up another needle in the other             chamber.)

Wilbur: Nooo!!

Doctor: Prepare the albatross for medication.

Wilbur: Oh, I'm dreamin'... I'm dreamin'!! Come on Wilbur, wake up boy, wake up!!

Doctor: (giving directions to aim the gun.) Three degrees right.

Wilbur: Come on!!

Nursemice: Three degrees right.

Wilbur: Come on, it's a joke, it's a joke!

Doctor: Down two degrees.

Wilbur: Oh no, don't go down two degrees!

Nursemice: Down two degrees.

Doctor: Ready!

Wilbur: No I'm not ready!! No, please!!

Doctor: Aim!!

Wilbur: (crying) please don't do this to me......

Doctor: FIRE!!

(the scene changes to outside and we hear the gun fire.)

Wilbur: Ow, ow, oh. ooo......

(scene: Mugwomp Flats; Bernard and Bianca are looking at a map)

Bernard: Now we just.... gotta figure out how to get there.

Jake: So, ah... you and your umm... husband here on a little outback excursion?

Bianca: Oh no, no, we're not married.

Bernard: In fact we're, we're here on a, a top ah.. secret mission. Very... very.. hush, hush.

Jake: Oh! Gotta rescue that kid McLeach nabbed eh?

Bianca: Why that's right! How did you know?

Jake: (he bumps Bernard out of the way) (whispering to Bianca) You'll        find it's tough to keep secrets in the outback miss. (outloud) So ah.... which way ya takin'? (looking at Bernard's map.) Suicide trail through Nightmare Canyon, or the shortcut at Satan's        ridge?

Bernard: Su... Suicide trail?

Jake: Good choice. (dramatically) More snakes, less quicksand. Then once you cross Bloodworm Creek, you're scot free, this is until ummm... Dead Dingo Pass.

Bernard: (puzzled) Wait, wait, wait a minute, I don't.... I don't see any, any of that, that stuff on the map.

Jake: A map's no good in the outback! (folding up the map) What you really need is someone, (schmoozing to Bianca) someone who KNOWS the territory.

Bianca: Oh Mister Jake, will you guide us?

Jake: At your service! (he bows and shoves the map behind him into        Bernard's gut.)  Here better take my arm miss it's gonna be a         treacherous hike. (beginning to tell a story) I remember the time Miss B. it was just me and four hundred of these big giant.....

Bernard: Doesn't even know how to fold a map....

(scene: the rangers are at Crocodile Falls searching the water; then we        see Bernard, Miss Bianca and Jake on a wombat in a tree getting         ready to jump.)

Jake: This is how we get around in the outback Miss B. (shouting) The only way to travel, eh Berno?

Bernard: Ah yeah, yeah, it's just a little, a little ah.. bumpy back here.

(Bernard is bobbing along on the tail; the wombat climbs to the top of   the tree and jumps.)

Jake: Cinch up your seatbelts mates, we're comin' in for a landing.

(the wombat lands on a small bush; Jake and Miss Bianca get off the   wombat; however the bush isn't exactly stable yet...)

Bernard: Hold it, not, not yet!! (Bernard gets launched into a patch of        briars.)

(scene: McLeach's hideout)

McLeach: (sharpening a knife) Well boy, let's see if we can do something to        refresh that rusty old memory of yours. Is she on Satan's Ridge? (throws a knife at the map Cody is standing in front of) Or        Nightmare Canyon?? (throws another knife) Whadda you think Joanna? Yeah, that's it... right smack dab in the middle at Croc Falls! (throws another knife) (to Cody) Am I gettin' warm??

Cody: I told you, I don't remember.

McLeach: Don't you realize a bird that size is worth a fortune?? (in        Cody's face) I'll split the money with you fifty-fifty, you can't         get a better offer than that boy.

Cody: You won't have any money after the rangers get through with you.

McLeach: (growls in anger) (he kicks over the kettle of water in the fire).

(scene: Bernard and Bianca in the forest by the water; Bianca is removing        the burrs from Bernard.)

Bernard: Jake's been gone... ow!.... been gone a long time... maybe I should go, oh! Maybe I should go look for him.

Bianca: Oh don't you worry about Jake, he can handle himself.

Bernard: Yeah, I... I noticed.

Bianca: I am just sure he'll be back in no time.

(Bernard reaches into his pocket and pulls out the ring to make sure   it's still there.)

Bernard: You know... now that we're alone, (nervous) there's... there's        something that I've, I've been wanting to uh... to.. to ask you.

Bianca: Yes? What is it?

Bernard: (he walks over to Bianca) Well, it's uh.... it's like this... Miss Bianca I.... (he gets down on one knee) I would be... (he takes        her hand) most honored... if.. if...

Jake: LOOK OUT!!! (Jake bursts through the two of them; Bianca screams)

Dale: Snake! (Twister the snake eats Dale. Jake saves him.)

Jake: No mice or chipmunks for you Twister not today!! (Jake proceeds to lasso the mouth of Twister the snake.) There!

Bernard: Miss Bianca!

Jake: (assertively) I've been looking all over for you. Now look... we        got a long way to go, and you're gonna take us there, and you're         not gonna give us any trouble about it. Right??

(Snake shakes his head no; Jake and Miss Bianca get on Twister.)

They're perfectly harmless once you look 'em in the eye and let em' who's boss. Ain't that right mate? (smacks the snake.) Now git.

Bianca: It's alright Bernard, Jake has everything under control.

Bernard: (disappointed and sarcastic) Yeah, I noticed.

Jake: (going into a story again) You know Miss Bianca, truth be told, I        used to be quite a dingo wrestler. Yeah, there was this one time, it was just me and (his voice begins to trail off) 300 of these ferocious mouse-eating dingo's right... had me surrounded....        decided to ....

(Bernard, who is riding the end of the snake, get out the ring, dumps   out the water, and sighs.)

(scene: McLeach's animal prison; Mcleach throws Cody into a cage.)

McLeach: I'll give you a night down here to think it over. But tomorrow, no more Mr. Nice Guy. (McLeach slams the door, Joanna gets her        tail caught in it.)  Joanna! You thick-headed chunk of fish-bait!

Cody: (yelling) I'll NEVER tell you where she is! Never! Never!

Frank: (mimicking Cody) Yeah, never tell! You'll have to drag it out of        us!

Cody: Hey, where did you come from?

Frank: Um... the desert?

Krebbs: Well, well, well, fancy that! Looks likes McLeach has begun trapping his own kind! There's no hope for any of us now.

Frank: No hope! No hope! No! (cries)

Cody: Be there MUST be a way out of here.

Krebbs: Oh, there's a way out all right.

Cody (and others): There is?

Krebbs: Absolutely. (cocky) You'll go as a wallet, you'll go as a belt, and our dear Frank....

Frank: No, no, no, I don't want to hear it.

Krebbs: Frank will go as......

Frank: I can't hear you... (Frank covers his ears and begins to sing a        nonsense version of the Australian national anthem) la la la la         la.....

Krebbs: (pause until Frank uncovers his ears) A purse.

Frank: Aiighh... no!! (cries)

Krebbs: Ooo... a lovely ladies' purse.

Frank: (crying) I don't want to go as a purse. (begging) Please, please, don't let 'em do it!

Cody: Don't worry, we're gonna get out of here.

Frank: We are?

Cody: Yeah! If we all put our heads together, I'm sure we'll think of        something.

Frank: Yeah, something, something.... (begins to pant and think hard)

Cody: Frank, what's wrong?

Krebbs: Oh, here he goes again.

Red: Take it easy mate, you don't want to hurt yourself again.

Frank: (straining to think) I got it!! All we gotta do, is get the keys!!

Krebbs: (sarcastically) Ohhh!! Is that all?? Well then, we better start packing our bags.

Cody: No wait, he's right. If we could get these long pieces of        wood.... (Cody strains to reach some long pieces of wood through        his cage)

Frank: Wood, yeah, wood, wood, wood, yeah good.

Cody: Maybe we could.... (a bird in a "tire cage" helps knock the wood        so Cody can reach it.)  that's right just a little more... there, (he gets a piece of wood) Come on everybody, get some more stuff!!

Red: The kid's right, what are we waiting for?

Cody: That's it, you've got it! Hurry! We need something to tie it        together!

Frank: Hey, hey, hey, whaddya got, whaddya got, whaddya got?? (Frank        gets whopped with a shoe) (through the shoe) Shoelaces! Oh.

(the animals have constructed a long pole held up and together with rope   and shoelaces; they begin to use their "pole" to get the keys.)

Cody: Almost.... a little further...

Frank: Yeah, yeah, yeah. (Krebbs moans/cries as they miss the keys.)

Cody: It's o.k. let's try again.

Frank: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cody: Easy... easy does it.

Frank: Yeah, no, no, no, yeah, no, yeah, yeah (etc...)

Krebbs: Somebody shut him up!!

(they get the keys on the hook; the dangle right in front of the door.)

Frank: You've got it! You've got it! You've got it!

(Joanna comes in, discovers keys, destroys pole, returns keys to hook,   and leaves through the animal door.)

Frank: (Frank strains to think again) I've got it! I'll just take my        tail.... and I'll pick the lock.... like this!!

Red: Aww Frank, give it a rest.

Frank: No, no, no!! You'll thank me when you're free! Look, look, look, I just insert my tail, like this, and I turn it like this, just a        quarter turn to the left, and then push it a little bit further...... (etc.)

(scene change: Jake, Bianca, and Bernard are riding lightning bugs.)

Jake: Ha, ha!! Show him who's boss Berno!

(Bernard is having obvious trouble with his bug; he hits a dandelion,   attempts to sneeze, but goes underwater instead.)

(scene: the hospital wagon)

Wilbur: Ugh... I feel like I got my head in a vise. (zoom out to see        Wilbur's head in a vise)  Unh...

Doctor: Are we ready nurse?

Nursemouse: Ready doctor.

Doctor: Alright ladies, snap to it! (he snaps his rubber gloves on) Ooo... that smarts! Ah... let me see here.... (hums/sings to        himself as he examines the x-ray)... forceps!

Nursemouse: Forceps.

(various tools posing as surgical equipment are tossed around.)

Wilbur: Oh no, what now? (in the background the heart monitor begins to        beep faster and faster throughout this part)

Doctor: Spinal stretch-u-lator.

Wilbur: Oh... that's gonna hurt.

Doctor: Artery router.

Wilbur: Mother!

Doctor: This is rusted tight. I wouldn't DREAM of using such a tool. Bring me the epidermal tissue disrupter! (which is actually a        chainsaw)

Wilbur: The epidermal what?!?! (realizing what it is.) Oh no... no....        NO!

(Wilbur screams and breaks free; the nursemice set off an alarm and sign   that says "Patient Escaping.")

Doctor: Mr. Albatross we haven't operated yet!

Wilbur: You gotta catch me first doc!!

Doctor: Mr. Albatross, please!! (chasing Wilbur)

Wilbur: Cowabunga!

Doctor: Mr. Albatross, we must return you to the operating room!

Wilbur: You'll never take me alive!! (Wilbur attempts to climb out a        window

Doctor: Please don't do this!! Your spine needs tender... (scream)....        loving.... (scream).... care! (they all fall backwards)

Wilbur: Oh. Ugh. oh... oh... my... my back! Hey, hey... I can, I, it        works!! I'm cured!!

Doctor: My back!

(Wilbur bursts out of the back of the hospital truck)

Wilbur: Don't worry, I'm coming you little mice... this is the finest fleet on two webbed feet. (panting) Oh boy, I gotta, I gotta go         on a diet when I get home. Here we go!!

(scene: Cody's house)

(a ranger knocks at the door; Cody's mom answers and we begin to hear   the radio announcer in the background)

Announcer: ... those particular areas, in other news, authorities in Mugwomp Flats have called off the search for the missing boy. His backpack was found near Crocodile Falls, and local rangers believe he was yet another victim of crocodile attack.

(scene transitions to McLeach's hideout)

Chip: It must be a hideout for McLeach. Come on!

(The Rangers run through the hole. They're in living room where McLeach listening to the radio announcer.)

Announcer: Authorities once again warn residents to use extreme caution when they are....

McLeach: (to the radio) Ha heh! Think you're pretty smart, don't you eh? Who outsmarted who? Who? Who outsmarted who? I still gotta get that boy, to talking, huh? (a thought strikes him) I'm hungry. Can't think on an empty stomach... gotta have protein... gotta have.... cheese sandwich (Monty perks up at the word "cheese") and eggs. (Joanna perks up at the word "eggs").

(McLeach gets up and walks across the room; Joanna follows.)

McLeach: Everyone's got his price... all I gotta do is offer him whatever he wants... and then not give it to him.

(The Rangers past Joanna. Monty soon smells the cheese.)

Monty: Cheese!

(Monty catches the whiff of cheese.)

Dale: Uh-oh!

(Monty pulls out the cheese from the sandwich, gulps the whole slice down. Chip motions for Monty to follow them. Joanna opens the tool box, takes an egg and puts it in her mouth; throughout this scene, Joanna steals McLeach's eggs as he is talking out loud; he keeps moving the box back and forth in an attempt to stop her, which only makes matters worse.)

McLeach: (to Joanna) Did you take cheese out of my sandwich? (Joanna shakes her head) Open your mouth. Did you take one of my eggs? (Joanna smiles nervously) These are NOT Joanna eggs. Let's see ummm... the boy's got the eagle... I want the eagle... the boy won't give me the eagle... if I could just find the boy's weak spot, I could get him to tell me where the eagle is. But the boy's only got ONE weak spot, and that IS the eagle. (aside/thinking out loud) Maybe if I stuck him in a giant anthill, that would loosen his tongue and then.... (yells) I got it! (shuts case, making Joanna shriek in pain.) (to Joanna) Got your hand caught in the cookie jar, didn't ya? Eh? Who do you think you're messin' with you dumb animal, my mental facilities are twice what yours are, you peabrain. (opens case, realizes all the eggs are gone) (calmly at first, then more angry) (Joanna runs away and hides) Joanna.... I give you platypus eggs, I give you snake eggs, (Dale avoids feet) I give you booby eggs, why I'll even give you eagle eggs, but I want you to stay away from my... (stops abruptly).... (whispers) the eagle's eggs! That's it! That's the boy's weak spot! (Joanna whimpers in corner)

(scene: McLeach's animal prison)

Frank: (still trying to open lock with his tail). Push it in a little bit farther..... (mumbling).... (Frank opens the cage without        realizing it and steps out.) (crying) I give up! (kicks the door        closed) I'll never get this.... we're doomed! Doomed!

Red: Hey look! Krebbs, Frank's out!

Cody: Frank, Frank, you're free!

Frank: Free?! (realizing) I'm free! I'm free! I'm free! I'm free!.... (continues)

Red: Shhhhh!!! Joanna'll hear!

Krebbs: Double or nothin' he's caught in five minutes.

Cody: Calm down little mate.

Frank: (sticks his head through the cage) Look at me, I'm free!

Cody: (sees the Rangers) Hey, little fellers! Who are you?

Chip: We're the Rescue Rangers. To the rescue!

Frank: Hey! I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck.... (continues and struggles)

Red: Shhh quiet!

Krebbs: Quiet ya fool!

Cody: Take it easy, I'll get you loose. (twists Frank back through the        cage) There ya go. (deliberately) Now go get the keys.

Dale: Frank, get the keys.

Frank: The keys. I should get the keys. Yeah, yeah, keys, keys, keys, keys, keys. (jumps to        grab keys and misses) Gee, I can't reach 'em.

Cody: Quick, get something to stand on.

Frank: Yeah, stand on, something to stand on.

Krebbs: This oughtta be rich.

Frank: Yeah, yeah, stand on, stand on.... (etc.)

(Frank gets a flat board, carries it across, throws it on the ground,   thereby increasing his height by .01 inches.)

Everyone: FRANK!

Cody: Use the box! Climb up on the box!

Frank: (mumbles) (grunts) box, box..... etc.

(Frank moves the box, climbs up, and grabs the keys; he falls over with   them on top of the box which makes noise with them)

Everybody: SHHHHH! Quiet!

Frank: (grumbles) These are heavy!

(Frank kicks the keys onto the floor; everyone is dismayed. Frank gets    a grip, gets quiet, and goes down to get the keys quietly.  As he goes    to grab the keys, Joanna enters the prison room through the animal    door.)

Dale: Joanna!

Frank: Oops!

(Joanna begins to chase Frank around the room)

Red: The keys Frank, give us the keys!! Frank, over here!! Give us        the keys!! (they disappear behind some junk; Frank emerges riding        Joanna like a horse with the keys as a bridle) Yeeeeeee-haaaww, ride 'em Frank!!!!

Frank: Ya-hoo, howdy, howdy, howdy!!!! Howdy, howdy, howdy!!! (Joanna        launches Frank across the room) Yeah, yeah, .... (etc) ....

(Frank drops the keys; Cody picks them up and lets himself out.)

(Joanna runs after Frank towards the cage) Let me in! Let me in!!

(Joanna gets a gun) No, no, no!!!! (etc.)

(Joanna shoots the gun at Frank who is standing against a wall. He is    in a fancy position.)

Huh, missed.

McLeach: (catching Cody with the keys) Surprise!! If I didn't know any better, I'd think you didn't like it here.

Cody: Let me go, let go, let go!!!! (Zipper flies, grabs the keys.) (softly) Go, Zipper.

(The Rangers duck to avoid to seen by McLeach.)

McLeach: (sees Frank out of his cage) HA!! Whaddya you doin' out of your cage?!? (Frank goes back into his cage.) Uhhh.... that's better. C'mon boy, (laughs) say goodbye to your little friends.... it's the last you'll ever see of 'em.

Chip: Come on, while McLeach is away.

Rangers: Rescue Rangers Away!

(The Rangers use the keys to free the animals one by one.)

(scene: at the front of McLeach's hideout)

Bianca: There is no time to waste. We MUST try to get in.

Bernard: (handing her a stick) Here, here Miss Bianca, start digging.

Jake: (half-heartedly digs for a moment, stops, looks up and laughs) (sarcastically) Has anyone considered trying... "open sesame"?

Bianca and Bernard: Aiighh! Woah!

Jake: (shocked) Hey it worked!!

(the mice climb up over the open door and look down.)

McLeach: (throwing Cody out) Get out of here!! Go on! Git!!

Bianca: Look Bernard, it's the boy!

Jake: And McLeach.

McLeach: (throwing Cody's knife at Cody's feet) It's all over boy... your bird's dead. Someone shot her... shot her, right outta the sky, bang!! (Joanna mocks a shot and death.)

Cody: NO!!

McLeach: Whaddya mean 'no'? You callin' me a liar? I heard it on the radio this morning, and she could have been mine if it weren't for you, now you better git outta here, before I change my mind. Go on, git!!

Bernard: (whispering) Why is he letting him go??

Jake: It's gotta be a trick.

McLeach: (aside to Joanna, but loud enough for Cody and the Rescue Rangers to hear) Too bad about those eggs, eh Joanna? They'll never survive without their mother. Oh well, survival of the fittest, I guess.

Dale: (watches Cody run off) He runs for his life.

McLeach: (whispers) Bingo! (laughs) (Joanna also laughs)

Bianca: Bird?

Bernard: Eggs?

Jake: Shh! Listen.

(McLeach pulls out his truck with himself and Joanna in the cab.)

Chip: Get the Ranger Wing ready, Gadget!

McLeach: (laughs) I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothing.

(McLeach's truck begins to leave.)

Jake: I don't know where he's going, but he can't let him get away. Hurry up you two!! (he jumps onto the truck.)

Bianca: Quickly Bernard, NOW!!

(They all jump; Bianca and Bernard miss and slide down onto the treads)

Bernard: Oh no!! Oh no!! Get between the treads!!

Jake: (throwing a rope) Bernard!! Bianca!! Here, catch!!

Bernard: Got it!! Miss, Miss, Miss Bianca, you, you can do it!!!

Monty: Everyone, door's open. you can get out now. (yells)

(The captured animals flee from McLeach's hideout for their lives.)

Red, Krebbs and Frank: Freedom!

Monty: Whoa, whoa!!!! PLEASE whoa!!

Gadget: Hop on, Monty!

(scene: in the sky)

Wilbur: (panting and puffing) Boy, this is some headwind, huh? Say, (laughs), you lovely ladies wouldn't have seen two little mice running around down there, would ya? Hey where ya going? I mean it, I'm looking for two little mice! (aside) Is it something I        said?

(scene: at the cliff)

(Cody runs to the edge, stops, looks down, and begins to climb down.)

Jake: He's going down the cliff! C'mon, we gotta warn him!

(scene: over the cliff; at Marahute's nest.)

(Cody arrives at the nest; sees the eggs; checks them out; he covers   them up, and places one of the golden feathers on them.)

Bianca: Cody!

Cody: Huh? Who are you?

Bianca: Oh, there is no time to explain, you're in GREAT danger.

Cody: (Marahute's screech is heard at a distance) Marahute?! It can't be!

Bianca: Oh Cody, Cody wait!!

Cody: (sees Marahute) She's alive!!

Dale: That's a big bird!

Cody: (to Dale) That's Marahute, the great golden eagle.

Bianca: Cody please!! You MUST listen!!

Bernard: That's right, Mc.. McLeach is on the cliff.

Cody: (looks up and sees McLeach's truck) (begins to yell and plead) Marahute, NO!!! Turn back!! Turn back!! Stay away!! It's a        trap!!

Monty: Too late.

(McLeach launches the trap; Marahute is caught in it.)

McLeach: I got her!!! I got her!!! Did you see that? (laughs) Perfect shot!! Per-fect shot! She's mine!! (laughs) All mine!!!!

Cody: NO!!!

(Cody jumps for the trap/bundle as it is hoisted up; Jake lassos Cody's   foot.)

Jake: Hold tight you two, we're going for a ride!

(Bernard misses the rope)

Bernard: Bianca!!

Bianca: Bernard!

(Cody begins to cut the ropes on the trap.)

McLeach: (grumbles)... Meddlin' brat. Gonna get rid of him for good.

(McLeach tries to shake Cody off.)

Cody: Help I'm slipping!

Bianca: Cody, don't move!!

(Jake throws a rope and lassos Cody's foot.)

(McLeach hoists the whole group up and drops them into his cage. He laughs)

Monty: He caught our friends!

McLeach: (whispering) There she is Joanna.... just look at her.... look at        the size of her... the RAREST bird in the world. That bird's        gonna make me rich... (chuckles) FILTHY rich. (laughs) (announcing) I got what I want. Now, what does Joanna want? Does she wanna make sure that bird... STAYS rare? (egging her on) How about some great, big, triple A, jumbo, eagle eggs!!! Eh?! You want 'em?! Eh?! You want 'em? Go get 'em girl!!

Cody: NO!! Please!!

Dale: Eagle eggs!

(Joanna runs for the cliff, sees how far down it is and balks in fear.)

McLeach: (mocking) Why, whatever is the matter Joanna?? (She points down; McLeach kicks her over the edge). Git!!

Chip: (spots the rocks which look like an eggs) Come on!

(The Rangers and Bernard hide the eggs and move the rocks. Joanna goes down to eat the eggs; she searches the nest for them; finds the eggs; takes a bite of one; it is rock hard; she tries another with the same result; she drops one egg on the other which lands on her tail and she shrieks in pain)

McLeach: (yelling from on top of cliff) JOANNA!! You hurry up and eat those eggs and get your tail up here! MOVE IT!!

(Joanna moves the "eggs" to the edge; knocks them over the cliff with her tail; she yanks on the rope for McLeach to bring her up; as she does, another rock falls that looks like an egg; Bernard and the Rangers come out of hiding.)

Bernard: (to the Rangers) O.k. you guys, she fell for it.

Chip: Looks like the coast is clear.

Wilbur: (flying in to Marahute's nest) Girls? Girls, I'm here! (laughs) Where are you, you little chickees you? (laugh)

Bernard: (puzzled at first) Wilbur? (louder) Wilbur!

(Wilbur screams and falls off the edge)

Dale: Poor Wilbur.

Wilbur: (climbs up) Don't EVER do that to me again! Oh... boy... I lost a lot of feathers on that one.

Bernard: Wilbur am I glad to see you! Give me a hand with these eggs will ya? (rolling the eggs out of hiding.)

Wilbur: Yeah, sure. Wait a minute.... what the heck are you doing up here anyway??

Bernard: The kidnapper took the boy and Jake.... Miss Bianca.

Wilbur: Miss Bianca?? Miss Bianca's in trouble?!? Woah! Geez! That's        terrible! We gotta do something! (chastising) Bernard, I'm        disappointed in you. Hidin' under a nest while Miss Bianca needs our help. I gotta talk to you mister...

Bernard: Wilbur....

Wilbur: (fumbling) You should start searchin' the desert for her, and (fumbling) I'll scan the coastline!

Bernard: Wilbur...

Wilbur: That's what I'll do.... I'll ask the chicks on the beach.

Bernard: Wilbur!

Wilbur: Huh? What?!

Bernard: Now listen! (Bernard points to the eggs) There's some chicks right here that need your help.

Wilbur: Really? (Bernard sits on an egg, and pats it.) Oh no.... wait a        minute... hold it.... I know what you're thinkin' and you're        wrong. Don't even.... no... (Bernard gives him a stare) don't        look at me like that! You're gettin' no from me! You understand? No! I will not.. EVER sit on those eggs!

(scene changes to Wilbur sitting on the eggs) Dale: Wilbur, you babysitter. Marahute will be happy.

Wilbur: Aww... nuts! (sigh)... (to himself) Gotta learn to be more assertive. No is no is NO. (to the eggs) Hey, quit movin' in there!

Chip: We'll be back with Marahute!

(The Ranger Wing chases after McLeach's vehicle.)

Chip: There's McLeach, on that truck!

(scene: McLeach's vehicle)

McLeach: Well Joanna, it looks like lady luck has finally decided to smile on us. Everything's going our way. (laughs to himself).

Cody: (screaming) You can't do this!! You're gonna get in big trouble!! I'll tell the rangers where you are!!

McLeach: (groan) I almost forgot...we got a loose end to tie up, haven't we        girl?

(Joanna looks through the back window; makes a face at Cody; Cody makes   on back and smacks the glass and scares Joanna)

Bianca: (consoling) Now, now Cody, we mustn't loose hope. Bernard and the Rangers are still out there...

Jake: (mocking sincerity) That's right! Is anyone can get us out of        this scrape it's old Berno! (aside) Nice bluff, Miss B.

Bianca: I wasn't bluffing. You don't know Bernard like I do. He'll never give up. (looking back out over the trail)

Chip: We have to follow McLeach and find out where he is taking Cody.

(scene: Bernard on the trail of McLeach's truck.)

(Bernard is seen running along the trail of McLeach's truck; after   turning a "corner" he realizes just how far he has to go; he sighs in    disbelief).

Bernard: Oh my gosh!

(He hears a sound; there is a razorback right next to him sleeping;   Bernard looks scared at first; thinks; gets an idea; builds up courage;    and goes for it.)

Ahem... ahem.... ah... excuse me... (the razorback wakes up and        grunts at him) (assertively) now look, I've got a long way to go, (Bernard roughs up the razorback by the snout) you're going to        take me there, and you're not going to give me any trouble about it, right? (the razorback whimpers and shakes his head no.) Good. (Bernard climbs up the razorback) Now git. (they take off        down the trail).

(scene: Crocodile falls)

(Cody has been tied up to a hoist and hook. Jake and Bianca hide in Cody's pocket.)

Monty: (to Bianca) Riding in another pocket.

Chip: Ssh.

McLeach: Are ya ready boy? It's time you learned how to fish for crocs! (laughs) They like it when you use live bait... and you're as live as they come. (laughs) (sings as he adjusts a light onto Cody so that the crocodiles can see him) Oh... you get a line, and I'll get a pole, matey.... you get a line, I'll get a pole, friend.... oh, you get a line, I'll get a pole, we'll go fishin' at the crocodile hole, buddy, pal o' mine.... (to the crocs) That's right babies, suppertime! (continues to sing as Cody is lowered to the water.)

Monty: Crocodiles!

Chip: Come on! We got to stop that crane!

Jake: It don't look good Miss B. I can't see any way out of this one.

Bianca: (to the air) Oh Bernard, please hurry!

Gadget: Bernard, you made it!

McLeach: (laughing/singing) Now, this is MY idea of FUN. (begins to play        with the hoist controls; dunks Cody in the water and pulls him         out.) (The Rangers grip on the key.)  Nothing personal boy, but I wouldn't want to disappoint the rangers. They was looking so hard for ya, and now... they're        gonna find ya! (drops Cody once more, but before Cody hits the        water, the Rangers turn off the ignition, shutting down McLeach's truck.)

What the blazes going on here? (McLeach looks down over truck;        sees a razorback running out of the truck cab).

Joanna? (McLeach climbs down) Did you know, there was a razorback in my truck? (she shakes her head yes at first) Did ya? Did ya?? (she shakes he head no) (yelling) There was a RAZORBACK in my         truck. Now you quit playing around and do your job, you four- legged python!! (She climbs down to look around)

(McLeach looks inside the truck cab.)

Chip: Hide!

McLeach: Hey, what happened to them keys? (fishing around the floor; Bernard is hiding underneath the        gas pedal with the keys.)  Must be around here somewhere, they couldn't just get up and walk away. Something weird's going on        around here.... I smell a big, fat rat.

(Cody is still hanging just above the water; the crocodiles jump for   him; Jake and Bianca climb out of Cody's pocket and climb up a rope; Bernard jumps out of the truck cab with the keys; he tiptoes underneath the truck; Joanna follows him and then chases him.)

Bianca: Look, it's Bernard!

Jake: I don't believe it! Way to go mate!

Bernard: Miss Bianca, Jake, catch!! (He throws the keys up to them)

(Joanna chases after him) Woah!

McLeach: Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat. (getting out his        gun) (laughs)

(Jake and Bianca work the keys up the cage)

(Joanna continues to chase Bernard; Bernard tricks Joanna into biting   her tail; he hides in a log; Bianca and Jake continue to work the keys    up the cage; a gunshot is heard; Marahute screeches.)

McLeach: Blasted!!

Monty: Now it's up to you, Zipper. (Zipper squeaks and salutes, then flies to McLeach. He blocks gun scope.)

McLeach: It's that disgusting little fly!

(McLeach starts shooting at Zipper.)

Chip: Good work, Zipper!

McLeach: Rodents! I'll blast them in the kingdom came! (McLeach starts shooting at the Rangers. They hide.) I got them. Gonna get rid of him for good.

Bernard: Oh my gosh! I hope I know what I'm doing! Chip! Dale! Follow me!

(another shot goes off; this time, it hits the rope and severs it most    of the way; Bernard kicks Joanna; runs for McLeach.)

Thhpppt.

(Bernard, Chip and Dale run up McLeach just as he takes aim again; Joanna follows and   tackles McLeach.)

McLeach: Hey, get off me!! Joanna! What are ya.....

(Bernard, Chip and Dale push McLeach over with one finger) (screams and falls into   the water)

Joanna! Joanna!! You stupid rodent! Get off me! You idiot! Get off of me! No! No! (begins to beat away crocodiles with his         gun.)

(the rope breaks and Cody falls into the water)

Bianca: Bernard the boy!!

(Bernard dives into the water to get Cody; they both surface.)

Cody: Help!! Help!!

(Bernard swims for shore; he ties Cody's rope around a tree limb.)

McLeach: (hitting the crocodiles) Get back, get back, go on, get away from me, get away from me.... (the crocs retreat) (laughs) HA! I        whooped ya! I whooped ya all! You'll think twice before messin' with Percival C. McLeach!! (laughs) Woah! (realizes that he is        headed for the waterfall and tries to swim back; Joanna waves         goodbye) NOO!!!! (Howie screams) (McLeach goes over the edge of the waterfall.)

Bernard: Don't give up Cody!!

(the tree limb breaks; Bernard and Cody continue down the river; Jake   opens the lock on the cage; Marahute takes off with Jake and Bianca.)

Jake: There! Hop on Miss B.!!

(they fly towards Cody)

Cody: Help! Help! (Cody goes over the waterfall with Bernard)

(everyone disappears into the mist of the waterfall; a few seconds   later, we see all four on Marahute flying away triumphantly into the sky    and clouds.)

Cody: (mocks eagle screech) (looking around; sees Bernard clinging to        the rope.)  It's o.k.  Come on.... (to Bernard) Thanks little mate. Thanks Rescue Rangers.

Bianca: (hugging Bernard) Oh Bernard you are magnificent, you are absolutely the hero of the day.

Bernard: (rushed) Miss Bianca, before anything else happens... (sighs; gets        out the ring and gets on one knee).... will you marry me?

Bianca: (shocked) Bernard! Of COURSE, I will! (hugs Bernard.)

Jake: Well done mate. (Jake gives Bernard the thumbs up sign.)

Chip: You did it, Bernard.

Cody: Come on Marahute, let's all go home.

(Marhute flies higher and the four of them cruise off into the clouds   and the moon.)

Monty: That reminds me, Chip. Wilbur and the babies.

(scene: high on the cliff at Marahute's nest)

Wilbur: Help!!! Anybody!! Bernard!! Bianca!! Where are you?!? (to        himself)  O.k., that's it, I'm outta here, this is ridiculous. You can't leave me here alone (laughs). I'm gone! I am GONE! (the sound of eggs breaking open and chirping is heard) (to the        eggs) Aww no... stay in those eggs! That's a direct order! (in a        baby-ish voice) Awww..... hey... you're kind of a cute little feller, coochy coochy.... YOW! WOAH!!! (groans)

(scene: the forest)

Faloo: Rescue Rangers, thanks for all your help. You saved Coby.

Chip: You're welcome, Faloo. Another case closed.

Frank: Hey! Wait for me!

Gadget: Sorry, Frank.

(The Ranger Wing flies off.)

(Song: Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Theme Song)

♪ Sometimes some crimes ♪

♪ Go slippin'

through the cracks ♪

♪ But these two gumshoes ♪

♪ Are pickin' up the slack ♪

♪ There's no case too big,

no case too small ♪

♪ When you need help,

just call ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's ♪

♪ Rescue Rangers ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ No, no, it never fails ♪

♪ 'Cause once

they're involved ♪

♪ Somehow whatever's wrong

gets solved ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

♪ Rescue Rangers ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ No, no, it never fails ♪

♪ They'll take the clues ♪

♪ And find the wheres

and whys and whos ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

♪ Rescue Rangers ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪