Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat (season 2)/Episode 4a: You Can Talk?!?

Transcript
(Title and episode production credits appears. We zoom into the palace gardens in the early morning, where Sagwa, Dongwa, Cha-Siu, and Jet-Jet are playing a game of tag. We then cut to Jet-Jet chasing Cha-Siu)

Cha-Siu: *looks to Jet-Jet* Try to catch me!

(Zoom over to Jet-Jet)

Jet-Jet: Yeah, so what?

(Dongwa rushes up and pounces on Cha-Siu)

Cha-Siu: Oof!

Dongwa: Cha-Siu is it! Hah!

Cook: *in background* Jet-Jet!

Jet-Jet: Oh, it's time for breakfast!

(Jet-Jet runs off. Zoom over to Sagwa, Dongwa, and Cha-Siu)

Sagwa: See ya later, eyu!

Cha-Siu: I suppose that means "crocodile"

Sagwa: Yes, of course it does.

(Diagonal transition wipe to Yeh-Yeh and Jet-Jet in the palace kitchen. Cook walks by)

Cook: I feel great! Me and the Reader of the Rules have just had our breakfast of imported Canadian wild rice cereal, and I just can't wait to go down to the horse racetrack for the big flat horse race-

Jet-Jet: And why is that, it's not like you can do sports as well as making me and the other cats dinner and fixing our injuries!

Yeh-Yeh: Shhhh! Don't talk!

Cook: -And, an- *pauses and looks over at Jet-Jet* Jet-Jet? Did you and Yeh-Yeh just... t-t-t-talk?

(Cut to Jet-Jet and Yeh-Yeh.)

Both: *meowing*

(Cut back to the Cook)

Cook: Aw well, it might be my ears playing with me!

(Cook walks out. Diagonal transistion wipe to Mama and Baba waiting on the table of the Foolish Magistrate's study as Nai-Nai finishes writing down new rules on a scroll)

The Foolish Magistrate: Ahhh... I'm so glad that Nai-Nai is back to her duties after a 12-year retirement. And I-

(Zoom over to Mama Miao)

Mama: Ohhh... the Magistrate can't stop giving my in-law work to do now.

(Zoom back to the Magistrate)

The Foolish Magistrate: -these new robes will look so fine on my visit to the United States- *pauses* Oh... my! Did Mama Miao just... talk? *gets up and runs screaming out of the room*

(Transistion wipe to Tai-Tai standing in her sleeping quarters. Her sleeve dogs are perched on the window)

Tai-Tai: Today will be a beautiful day for the sleeve dogs to go for a walk, and-

Ping: Those Siamese brats will be gone soon!

Tai-Tai: -Today is just- *pauses* Did one of my Sleeve Dogs just talk? *runs screaming out of her sleeping quarters*

(Transition wipe to Sir Richard and Mr. Jackson standing outside, chatting)

Sir Richard: I decided to explore China and the rest of Asia after catching a rerun of Yongzheng Dynasty on an obscure British satellite TV channel while waiting for the 10-minute free preview of Scuzz.

Mr. Jackson: And I decided to explore China after my current wife, Shi Xiaojingxian, told me about the country when she was an exchange student back in high school.