User blog:GreenGrassCreeper34/Some Incorrect The Dinosaur Princess Quotes


 * Gayle: Ooh... What does this button do? (Presses the button and causes a meteor to hit Saurus Kingdom, killing everyone)


 * Tristan: Hey, Isiah!
 * Isiah: What?
 * Tristan: Are you gay?
 * Isiah: What? No?
 * Tristan: Does your mom know you're gay?
 * Isiah: No... Wait, what?!
 * Tristan: (laughs) You're gay!
 * Isiah: Bitch, I'm gonna fucking kill you!


 * Terry: ... (Can talk for some reason) Am I a triceratops?


 * Gayle: Kitrina! Kitrina! KITRINA! KITRINA!
 * Kitrina: (comes) What?
 * Gayle: ...I love you.
 * Kitrina: ...


 * Gayle (modern): Gayle...
 * Gayle (classic): Ooh... Who are you?
 * Gayle (modern): I'm you from the future. I came to let you know that once you grow up, you'll no longer be immature and idiotic, you'll grow up to be smarter and more mature. You'll no longer annoy random people-
 * Gayle (classic): Do you have flying cars in the future?


 * Kitrina: Okay, Gayle! Since you took care of Terry like promised, here's my money. (Gives Gayle)
 * Gayle: (smells the money) Mmm... Bills make me real hard... (Kisses it)
 * Kitrina: ...


 * Titansaurus: Ooh... Pee-pee... Pee! (Laughs) Pee-pees! Funny pee-pees! Pee-pee funny! Pee-pee! Pee-pee! Pee-pee!


 * Lilia: (about to prank Kitrina and Collin) Time to teach these sluts a lesson...
 * Gayle: (sneaks up behind her with Kitrina, carrying a bucket of dinosaur shit) I'm about to end this woman's whole career.


 * Terry: ... (Roars, then runs and jumps out of the window)


 * Gayle: You ready? I'm in the position you want me in.
 * Ron: Yep, now hold still... (Draws a picture of Gayle, making it look pretty bad)


 * Kitrina: Ooh! Yeah!
 * Tristan: Is that all you got! Harder!
 * Kitrina: I'm trying!
 * Queen Victoria: (thinks they're doing "you know", since the door is closed) What the?
 * Tristan: Oh, yeah!
 * Queen Victoria: (opens the door) Kitrina! What are you- (just sees Kitrina and Tristan playing a violent video game)
 * Kitrina: ...What?
 * Queen Victoria: ...Nevermind, my daughter.


 * Gayle: Hey, Kitrina! Guess what!
 * Kitrina: What?
 * Gayle: ...Collin dies in the new CTSB film!


 * Isiah: (singing in his underwear and dancing) Atoms in the air... Organisms in the sea... The son and, yes, man... Are made of the same things... FREEDOM! FREEDOM! FREEDOM! FREEDO- (gets shot)


 * Gayle: Oh, Ronny... I got a new dress for you- (sees Ron sleeping in the bed with Terry, who is sleeping like a dog) ...BITCH!


 * Gayle: (after watching the Purge) ...AAAHH!!! I DON'T WANT THE PURGE TO BE REAL! (cries like a baby)
 * Isiah: Eh, I'll just steal shit from the supermarket if that was real.


 * Gayle (modern): (looks at pictures and videos of her old self and sighs) I'm glad I'm not a dumb bitch anymore...