Super Mario: The Movie (2017 animated film)/Trailer transcripts

Teaser #1 (2016 Work in Progress)
(After the Tristar Pictures, Sony Pictures Animation and Nintendo logo, there's a work in progress animation test for one of the first scenes in the movie. Unlike the final movie where Mario and Luigi were driving, they are instead walking across the street.)

Luigi: Too bad about Garry, huh? You going to his funeral?

Mario: No, I'm not goin' to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone, you die. You don't waste it on a monkey. He was such a hothead.

Charles Martinet: Hi i'm Charles Martinet. and I'm making a movie based on a videogame.

Charles Martinet (voice-over): Two Brothers working in New York city

(Another test animation is presented)

Mario (Jumps): Hey, I see a blocks! Wahoo!

Charles Martinet (voice-over): Mario can gain power-ups and coins from jumping against Blocks and Brick Blocks. arrives in the Mushroom Kingdom, where his objective is to rescue Princess from Bowser.

Charles Martinet (On-screen): This is a world I can't wait to tell you about. (Puts on mario hat)

Narrator (Unknown): "Super Mario: The Movie" Coming on November 2017.

Mario: November? (Walks left across the movie title) I have to wait 'til November 2017?

Narrator (Unknown): Yes, you do.

Mario: Oh, that is brutal! (Leaves the shot going left)

[THUD!]

(A white title card slides down from the ceiling with red subtitles reading "IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 2017")

Trailer #1 (Live-Action)
Man with a bullhorn: Alright, guys! Come on, we're getting ready to shoot!

(The set lights turn on, revealing the car set behind him. Three actors in Super Mario characters costumes are standing on the front hood. Then we see Charles Martinet walking in all dressed as Mario. He approaches the director.)

Charles Martinet: So, how's this gonna work?

Director: We'll try it, you know. And then, uh... see what happens. Could be... fantastic.

Charles Martinet: Is this even on straight?

Director: Sure.

(Charles rolls his eyes and turns away, accidentally bumping into a light. Then he runs to the other performers are.)

Man: (Faces Avi Arad) Is this what he picks to follow the TV series?

Charles Martinet: (While walking where is everyone in the car): Hey, Wario. Hey, Waluigi! (Approaches Kevin Hart) Hey, listen, man. Thanks for doing this.

Kevin Hart: So, are you gonna come to my wife's book signup?

Charles Martinet: Oh yeah. Yeah, I'll definitely be there. Anything I can do to help the plight of... homeless pets?

Kevin Hart: So what do you want me to do, Charles?

Charles Martinet: Um, you know what? Just have fun with it.

Director (Calling out): Okay, mountains go.

(Right on cue, an orchestal music starts to play.)

Man with a bullhorn: Mountains go!

(The mountain props get towed in)

Director (Calling out): Rock go.

Man with a bullhorn: Rock go!

(The car crashes with the rock and spins, Everyone screams)

Director (Calling out): Truck go

Man with a bullhorn: Truck go!

(A truck appears and runs over the car at full speed, Everyone screams)