Tom and Jerry Meet Harry Potter/transcript

(Warner Bros. animation plays)

(Tom and Jerry intro plays)

{We see the title, "Tom and Jerry Meet Harry Potter"}

[Background Music: Hedwig's Theme (instrumental)]

Fade out.

Act 1
Fade in. Streets of London. day

Tom Cat is chasing Jerry Mouse up and down throughout the streets of London, as usual.

Tom grabs a broom and tries to hit Jerry with the object, but misses.

Jerry sticks his tongue out at the cat.

(We see three Siamese cats in black cloaks standing on top of the roof of the train station. One of them is wearing thick, round glasses)


 * SIAMESE CAT #1: Do you see anything?


 * SIAMESE CAT #2: I see...a cat and a mouse...huge man with a black mustache, yeah...yeah, definitely a black mustache...and there's a boy with a some lightning bolt scar on his forehead...and he's getting on the Hogwarts Express, yeah...yeah, definely the Hogwarts Express

(A third Siamese cat with thick eyebrows pounds him on the head)


 * SIAMESE CAT #3: Hey, we're not here for sight-seeing, Pan! Don't you get it? That is the exact same boy our master Lord Voldemort sent us to locate...er, what was his name again, Tin?

(Cut to: the first siamese cat is seen filing his claws)


 * SIAMESE CAT # 1: His name is Harry Potter, Alley.


 * ALLEY: Oh, right. So he's the boy our master tried to do away with ten years ago, huh?


 * TIN: That's right. Our master Lord Voldemort took out his mummy and daddy, Lily and James Potter. Now the boy will be the next to go! (Tin mimes a throat-cutting gesture)


 * TIN: Besides, I know exactly where the boy is headed with the cat, mouse and huge bearded man. They are off to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. We will report back to our master.

{On the Hogwarts Express}

Tom and Jerry are fighting and chasing each other.

Act 3

 * HARRY: It all ends here, Voldemort!

[Tom and Jerry are standing right next to Harry Potter, glaring at Lord Voldemort and his three henchcats, Tin, Pan and Alley]


 * TUFFY: That's right! Harry Potter is here to fight you!

[Voldemort is destroyed and reduced to ashes]


 * TIN: We better get outta here, guys.


 * PAN: Yeah, definitely.

[Tin, Pan and Alley try to leave, but Harry stops them by pinning their tails to the grounds with his foot]


 * HARRY: And where do you three think you're going?


 * ALLEY: Uh-oh...

[Tin, Pan and Alley gulp as they look up to meet glares from Tom, Jerry, Tuffy, Ron, Hermione, Harry, Spike, Hagrid, Tyke, Ginny and Droopy]


 * TIN: Have...mercy on...us...