Puppet Pals (2006 film)/Quotes


 * Jose: We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making pancakes!


 * Alonzo: If I treat you so badly, then why did you come back, huh?
 * Lincoln: Because that's what friends do, they FORGIVE EACH OTHER!
 * Alonzo: Oh, yeah. You're right, Lincoln. I forgive you - for stabbing me in the back!


 * Jose: [looks at Alonzo's new house] Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?
 * Alonzo: That, would be my new home.
 * Jose: Oh... and it is LOVELY! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.


 * Alonzo: For your information, there's a lot more to humans than puppets think.
 * Jose: Example?
 * Alonzo: Example... uh... Puppets are like onions! [holds up an onion, which Jose sniffs]
 * Jose: They stink?
 * Alonzo: Yes... No!
 * Jose: Oh, they make you cry?
 * Alonzo: No!
 * Jose: Oh, you leave 'em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs...
 * Alonzo: [peels an onion] NO! Layers. Onions have layers. Puppets and humans have layers... You get it? We both have layers. [walks off]
 * Jose: Oh, you both have LAYERS. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. CAKE! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!
 * Alonzo: I don't care what everyone likes! Puppets are not like cakes.
 * Jose: You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Heck no, I don't like no parfait."? Parfaits are delicious!
 * Alonzo: NO! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Puppets and humans are like onions! End of story! Bye-bye! See ya later.
 * Jose: Parfait's may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!


 * Rosie Storm: The Powerful Puppet hold!
 * Alonzo: Oh, you know this hold?
 * Rosie Storm: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Matthew didn't teach you that.
 * Alonzo: Nope. I figured it out. Ka-boom!


 * Hot Dog: He's a mad girl! Run away, run... [Rosie swallows the hot dog]
 * Rosie Storm: Pardon me, my dinner's undone.


 * Alonzo: Okay, listen, if either of you two can make it across that sinkhole in front of you, the puppet's yours.
 * Jose: That's right, you losers! You take one step and you're dead.
 * [Jose throws a rock, which bounces across the "sinkhole" without leaving so much as a crack]
 * Jose: You were bluffing, huh?
 * Alonzo: Yeah. Yeah, that was a bluff.


 * Matthew: [after riding the ice slide] Wow! Hoo! Yeah! Who's up for round 2?


 * Rosie Storm: Prepare to meet your maker. Your... "ice maker".
 * Bob: Hah hah, makes me laugh every time, that one.


 * Mike: Boy, it's cold.
 * Bob: That's why I wore my mittens.
 * Mike: Wha... Hitmen don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrasing me!
 * Bob: It's all right for you. You've got little hands. They don't freeze as much.
 * Mike: They're small but these are lethal weapons, these are.
 * Bob: You got your mother's hands.


 * Goldfish: [Alonzo picks up fish] Have you seen my dad?


 * Lincoln: Careful, mate. Those aren't chocolate buttons.


 * Alonzo: [Showing Lincoln the portal] After a hard day navigating the sewer pipes, there's nothing better than relaxing in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath.


 * Alonzo: Back off!
 * Lincoln: YOU back off!
 * Alonzo: This is MY house!
 * Lincoln: OUR house!
 * Alonzo: Let go, Loud!
 * Lincoln: YOU let go!
 * Alonzo: Stubborn!
 * Lincoln: Smelly!
 * Alonzo: Fine!


 * Alonzo: So... what did Joy say about me?
 * Lincoln: Ah, what're you asking me for? Why don't you go and ask her!
 * Alonzo: Rosie! She's gonna take over PuppetTown! We'll never make it in time!
 * Lincoln: Ha-ha-ha! Never fear! When there's a will, there's a way. And I always have a way.
 * [blows a whistle, and a flying Smiley appears in the sky; an overjoyed Alonzo grabs Lincoln and cuddles him]
 * Lincoln: All right, all right, that's enough. No one likes a kiss-butt.


 * Alonzo: Will you please tell these people I'm not involved in this?
 * Joy: Fine. All right, all right, listen up. This boy, he's not from around here.
 * Alonzo: Thank you.Joy: Just look how nicely he's dressed.
 * Alonzo: Ah, thank you.
 * Joy: And why? Because he's an international jewel thief!
 * Alonzo: Yup... What? No, no!