Armless Feetman

Armless Feetman is an upcoming American animated comedy television series created for Cartoon Network by David Feiss, creator of Cow and Chicken. Inspired by the failed Saddle Rash pilot for Adult Swim, as well as the Adventure Time episode "Memory of a Memory", the series follows an unnamed jokester who tricked people into thinking he has no arms, but after they realized they were tricked, they hated his gag, and ripped his arms off, never to use his hands again. He is left armless and barefoot, and moves to an island/city inhabited by armless barefooters (dubbed "The Island City of Feet"), as he found peace and joy in that place, making him more strong and mighty, and giving himself the nickname "Armless Feetman"; and like everyone in the Island City of Feet, he only uses his feet for hands due to his lack of arms.

NOTE: Please note that this has nothing to do with "foot fetishism". There's no "foot fetishism" involved at all.

Theme song
The show's theme song is influenced by the theme to "Fungus Among Us", a failed Cartoon Network pilot from 2002.

Lyrics
FEET!

Armless Feetman!!

FEET!

Armless Feetman!!

FEET!

''He no has hands, he only has feet! He...''

FEET!

Armless Feetman!!

FEET!

He no has shoes on, he has...

FEET!

Armless Feetman!!

FEET!

''He has no arms! He's a righteous man!''

''He's strong and manly! And all that is mighty!''

''Oooooooooh! Feetman!''

(drum solo)

Feet!

Cast

 * Matt Stutzman as Armless Feetman
 * Jessica Cox as Lady No-Arms
 * Barbara Steinholt as Ms. McFeet
 * Dee Bradley Baker
 * Candi Milo
 * Carlos Alazraqui
 * Charlie Adler
 * Eric Bauza
 * Grey Griffin
 * Tom Kenny
 * Jeff Bennett
 * John DiMaggio
 * Tara Strong
 * Steve Agee
 * Ken Mellons
 * Clancy Brown
 * Greg Eagles
 * Richard Steven Horvitz