R-Rated The Mystic Woods

R Rated the Mystic Woods is an animated YouTube video created by.

Voice cast

 * Malinda Kathleen Reese as Miranda Phillips
 * Brian Hull as Implo and Henry Phillips
 * as Marty Strange/The Man in Red
 * as Virmor Bloodtone
 * Anna Brisbin as Chelsea Blake
 * as Michael Strange
 * Brock Baker as the Hermit
 * Rebecca Parham as Lucille Phillips

Transcript
It begins with the Miranda and Lucille agruing scene. She rushes while holding the middle finger up. It then cuts to her in the Woods. She grabs her lantern. She then sees an imp. She points to him. Implo then sighs.
 * Miranda: Fuck you, mom!
 * Lucille: Wait, what?
 * Miranda: You heard me. I'll never grow up!
 * Lucille: Miranda, wait!
 * Miranda: Bitch!
 * Miranda: Where the fuck am I?
 * Implo: Hello! I'm Implo!
 * Miranda: Gaah! An ugly insect!
 * Implo: What? Where? Who?
 * Implo: I'm an imp, you dumb fucking bitch!
 * Miranda: An imp?
 * Implo: Yeah!
 * Miranda: Why are you here? To eat me?
 * Implo: What kind of language is that? I could go to jail for pedophilia.
 * Miranda: What? Did you think I was implying that you wanted to rape me?
 * Implo: You're disgusting. The reason I'm here it's because I represent the Hermit and you are the Chosen One.
 * Miranda: What the?! (freaks out) I'm gonna be sacrificed?! Fuck!
 * Implo: Let me explain... I'm not evil. You're the girl that will free us from a sadistic bastard...
 * Miranda: What kind?
 * Implo: You'll see later. I only can show a picture.