Nostalgia Critic - The Mystic Woods

(Nostalgia Critic intro)

NC: Hello I’m the Nostalgia Critic and-

(Suddenly, Coolot and Supersamus break through the door)

NC: OH YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!

Supersamus: Hello, Mr. Critic! How's your day going so far?

NC: Amazing until YOU showed up!

Coolot: Well I got an amazing film for you to review.

NC: Amazing!? Amazing?! How could a film be AMAZING?!

Supersamus: Yeah, it's REALLY amazing!

NC: OH MY GOD! IS IT BRAZIL?

Coolot: No. It’s the Mystic Woods.

NC: NOOOO!!!

(the title card shows, followed by clips of the movie)

Coolot: The Mystic Woods is a very well known Idea Wiki franchise. It got four films, a live action film, two tv shows and a spinoff book.

(cuts back to Supersamus)

Supersamus: But... how come when YOU guys make an Idea Wiki franchise it gets super popular? I've milked out at least FIVE franchises and none of them were popular! Not even the Apocaverse was that popular!

NC: It's because you suck. Anyways, this is (groan) The Mystic Woods.

Coolot: Everyone, sit back And relax.

(Warner Bros. Family Entertainment logo plays)

(cuts back to Supersamus)

Supersamus: Ha ha! The root of all evil made such a glorious film like Mystic Woods! Wait a minute! Is Mystic River a spinoff of Mystic Woods?

Coolot: Don’t Know.