Volvic Commercials

Commercial #1

 * Tyrannosaurus Alan: Raah! What are you doing, Mr. Volcano?
 * George the Volcano: Hello, Tyrannosaurus Alan. I'm filling my water with volcanicity.
 * Tyrannosaurus Alan: Ay?
 * George the Volcano: Rain fiilters down through my handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water, that grabs light by the conkers, and hydrates you till you shout "Come on, world, I'll have you for breakfast!" Try some.
 * Tyrannosaurus Alan: (Drinking) Mmm, yeah, I do feel hydrated. Come on, world, I'm Tyrannosaurus Alan, and I'll have you for breakfast! Roar!
 * Narrator: Volcano filters so it's full of volcanicity.
 * George the Volcano: Yes.

Commercial #2

 * Tyrannosaurus Alan: George, you still filling your water with volcanicity?
 * George the Volcano: I'm making it tasty for the ladies.
 * Tyrannosaurus Alan: George, so suave.
 * George the Volcano: Well, my birds do like a twist with the water.
 * Tyrannosaurus Alan: Your birds? You can't say that!
 * George the Volcano: My birds! They like a fruit flavor when they're hydrating. Look. Birds! Tasty volvic.
 * Pteranodon: This water is delicious.
 * George the Volcano: I'm the daddy now!
 * Narrator: Volcano filters so it's full of volcanicity.
 * George the Volcano: Yes.

Commercial #3

 * George the Volcano: Busy day, Alan?
 * Tyrannosaurus Alan: Yes. I'm planning to snuff out all the saber-toothed tigers, and the plotting involved is astronomical. I'm up to me ears in graphs, charts, and flow diagrams, and I've only got a brain the size of the pea.
 * George the Volcano: How do you do it, Alan? Do you perhaps drink new hydrating Volvic Revive? It's got ginseng and guarana, and will help keep you alert.
 * Tyrannosaurus Alan: Yes I do. Now, I'm off to eat someone's parents.
 * George the Volcano: Well done to revive!
 * Narrator: Volcano filters so it's full of volcanicity.
 * George the Volcano: Yes.

Commercial #4

 * George the Volcano: Stimulating new Volvic Revive will help keep Alan alert for all his busy carnivorous plotting. Right, Alan?
 * Tyrannosaurus Alan: Yeah!
 * George the Volcano: New Volvic Revive.