Sonic the Hedgehog: Triple Trouble/Transcript

Robotnik is Freed
The films opens on September 29, 2010 in Albania. In the middle of nowhere, there is shown to be a large maximum-sercurity prison. Inside the prison, Four sercurity guards are shown walking around, while another four are chatting with each other. Many prisoners in cells are shown. One prisoner, is Dr. Robotnik, who was sentenced to life in prison for his war crimes after the events of the first film.

Robotnik: 459 days in prison.

A guard bangs on the cell of Robotnik.

Guard: Hesht, Ivo. Ju mund të mos jeni më kërcënues, por jeni memec dhe i bezdisshëm.

Robotnik: (whisper) Fat Albert. I've learned enough Albanian in this prison and now I realize that they talk bullshit.

At the front desk, there are two guards. The both of them are unsuspecting. However, that is changed when an anymonous person enters the front.

Guard #2: Woah, woah, woah!

The camera cuts to the anymonous person, who is wearing a hoodie, raising their head. The person is revealed to be Robotnik Robo, now renamed Egg Robo. Egg Robo shoots at the guard with his lasers and heads for the prison cells. Another guard comes.

Guard #3: Woah, woah! Alarmi i kuq! alarm i kuq! është dikush që po thyhet në të-

Egg Robo keeps shooting at the walls and guards until he gets to the cell.

Egg Robo: I'm here, master.

Robotnik: Just as I expected.

Egg Robo keeps shooting at the cells, releasing several prisoners. The prisoners beat up the guards, and some even hide in the guards room. Egg Robo keeps doing this until he makes it to Cell #19, where Robotnik is. Robotnik makes an evil smile. Egg Robo releases Robotnik from Cell #19 by shooting his laser.

Robotnik: Long time no see, master Robotnik. You came a little bit late but still on time. How's the Death Egg going?

Egg Robo: Good so far. It's 99.10% completed.

Robotnik: So it IS completed?

Egg Robo: Yes. Exactly

A prisoner runs by them.

Prisoner: Le të ikim dreqin nga këtu!

Prisoner #2: Let's gooo!

Egg Robo: I feel bad for you, dealing with these dummies.

Robotnik: Don't be, I'm out now.

Robotnik and Egg Robo exit out of the prison, with many prisoners running away in the background. In Robotnik's Egg Mobile, Egg Robo pilots it and Robotnik stays in the passenger seat. Robotnik and Egg Robo manage to escape the crime scene before any police, firefighters, or FBI soldiers can arrive there at the scene. When several cars and trucks arrive, the scene turns to black. And then, the title screen appears.

' SONIC THE HEDGEHOG TRIPLE TROUBLE. '

New York City Fight
A text on the screen says "NEW YORK CITY. 12:37AM." It shows everybody in a city temporarily evacuating due to a military message of a giant robot warning. The camera zooms into a supposedly normal car wash in the middle of the city, named Thomas' Car Wash. But, beneath that car wash is a military base. Given the code name, Area 55. Thomas Mackerel is looking at radiation scannings.

Svenson: Sir!

Mackerel: What?

Svenson: You know, the giant robot thing is sending weird radiation. Radiation things that we've never seen.

Mackerel: Hmph. Tell me more.

Svenson: You see, look at these readings. They're going above the roof! Literally above the roof.

Sanchez walks into the room.

Sanchez: Hey! Uhm, we got everyone in the city evacuated. Babies, kids, teens, adults, grown-ups, old people. You knów. All safe from the giant robot.

Mackerel: Sonic and those…other guys will stop the giant robot.

Svenson: And Knuckles and Amy and Tails and the black guy.

Sanchez: Shadow! C'mon guys, you've known them for two yeas, how do you not know their names?

Svenson: Only Shadow. Though.

Mackerel gets a single on his radio.

Radio Guy: (on radio) Sir! The giant robot is in the city with some allies too. Do I send in Team Sonic?

Mackerel: Yes. Send them in.

In the city, the giant robot arrives. It starts destroying buildings and vehicles with its tiny other robots. To be exact, ten robots.

Giant Robot: CARS!

A piece of TNT is sent at two of the robots, and it explodes, killing both of the robots.

Giant Robot: Wha?

The camera goes to a corner, with Shadow, Tails, and Amy there.

Shadow: I sent the TNT. Now what?

Tails: Wait. We have to wait for the perfect time.

Amy: Screw perfect times. I wanna go in there now.

Shadow: We gotta wait Amy. When we get a signal from Knuckles.

A few seconds later. They see Knuckles attack one of the robots.

Shadow: What is he doing? He's gonna get himself hurt!

Amy: I guess we go out there.

Tails: We don't really have a choice.

Shadow: Uggh. Okay.

Tails, Amy, and Shadow charge out to fight the tiny robots while Knuckles tries to destroy the giant one. The giant robot gets Knuckles off of its head and runs away, destroying buildings in its sights and nearly crushing the group.

Knuckles: That didn't go well.

One of the tiny 4 foot robots escape and Shadow chases after them.

Shadow: Get back here!

Shadow chases the robot, who shoots a missle at him which destroys a building. The robot and Shadow go through a building with two old people who are playing Uno, and not Chess. Tails, Amy, and Knuckles chase after the other robots, as well as almost bumping into Shadow.

Shadow makes the robot follow the group and uses his Chaos Blast, which he learned from doing without using the Chaos Emeralds. The Chaos Blast causes all the four foot robots to get oblierated.

Knuckles: I really gotta start getting used to that.

Tails: We still have the giant robot to deal with.

In the base, Mackerel is there.

Mackerel: Call down, Sonic. To deal with the last robot.

In an helicopter, a military soldier listens to the radio call and opens up the helicopter doors. A shadow appears and it is revealed to be Sonic, with a parachute on. Sonic jumps out of the helicopter once the doors finish opening and unlocks his parachute halfway into his jump onto the New York City highway.

Sonic: Guys, I'm in position!

A few seconds before he goes to the highway, Sonic cuts off his parachute and rolls onto the highway. He runs towards where the giant robot is heading while it destroys vehicles, cars, houses, and buildings.

The robot goes through the highway, destroying half of it. In slow motion, Sonic is barley able to grab onto the giant robot before it goes away from the highway completely. Sonic shoots at the robot with a gun at its neck.

Sonic: Stupid robot.

The robot falls down from the shots it is given from Sonic (and the robot nearly being decapitated) and lands in a highway tunnel, while Sonic lands on the ground, near the tunnel. Tails, Amy, Knuckles, and Shadow follow him, as well as some military soldiers, who check on the giant robot.

Shadow: Punkass robot. Any last words?

Giant Robot: Yes.

The robot takes two seconds to pause before saying something else.

Giant Robot: Robotnik.will.rise.again.

Knuckles: Robotnik?

Amy: That's not good.

The giant robot starts to say something else while it malfunctions.

Giant Robot: D-D-D-D-D-D-Death E-E-gggg.

Sonic and Shadow shoot at the robot’s head, causing it to explode and die. The now deceased robot catches on fire.

Svenson: Robotnik. Rise. Again?

Sonic: But he’s in prison.

Mackerel barges in.

Mackerel: At least he was.

Sanchez: What're you talking about?

At the base, Mackerel plays a news recording.

Michael Pollock: I'm Michael Pollock here at the crime scene of an Albanian prison where an unknown person broke in and killed several guards. Many inmates were released from the prison due to the person including worldwide terrorist, Ivo Robotnik, who was sentenced to jail at this prison two and a half years ago. A manmade FBI hunt is being launched with an $1 million bounty for those who manages to bring Ivo Robotnik back to prison. An extra $2 million is being offered for any other prisoner you manage to capture. Here, in Albania.

Shadow: So Robotnik's escaped.

Svenson: Yeah, and basically, manmade hunt. A million dollars for whoever catches him.

Sonic: We got to find him before he causes anymore harm like he did last time.

Mackerel: There's a possibility he is still in Albania. So we can search for him there since he may not be very far.

Sonic: Good idea. But we need to rest for the night. Especially with all the destruction we've caused.

Sanchez: Yeah. Try to go and get some rest. We'll deal with this tomorrow.

A New Day
At the same night, Jeff is packing stuff into his briefcase as he prepares to move the next day.

Jeff's Dad: So, Jeff. You done packing?

Jeff: Uh, yeah dad. Almost done.

Jeff's Mom: So Harold, what job should Jeff work at

Jeff: Job?!

Jeff's Dad: You see Jeff, me and your mother have been thinking about you getting a job once we move to Queens Village.

Jeff's Mom: I heard there's a school there you can work at! I.S. 109. They're hiring new janitors after the last one was fired for smoking. You can do it in the bathrooms!

Jeff: Mom, I'm okay with working at a school. Lunch teacher, yeah. Staff member. Yeah. But as a janitor? No way!

Jeff's Dad: But Jeff, it has a good paycheck! $50 an hour for six hours a day five days a week! Add that up and its $1,500 a week! How would you not want that job!

Jeff: Mom, it's a good paycheck, but. Those bathrooms are SO dirty!

Jeff's Dad: That's why you have a good paycheck!

Jeff: One time in fourth grade, I saw a kid taking off his shirt in the bathroom because of how sweaty he was.

Jeff's Dad: I mean, I would've done that too.

Jeff looks at his dad weirdly.

Jeff: Dad. Just, no.

Jeff’s Dad: Alright,

Jeff's Mom: Oh…

Jeff: Mom, dad. You know what? We'll figure this out tomorrow when we move. Let's just go to sleep.

Jeff's Dad: Whatever you say.

Jeff's Mom: Goodnight sweetheart.

Jeff's mom kisses him.

Jeff: Good night.

Jeff's Dad: Remember! Wake up at 8:30.

Jeff: Yes, I know dad.

Jeff goes into his room and shuts off the light. It cuts to the car. Jeff and his family are about to move. Jeff is saying goodbye to Timothy.

Timothy: I'mma miss you Jeff.

Jeff: Yeah. I have your phone number though.

Timothy: So, we are still going to talk right?

Jeff: Yeah, of course!

Timothy: Cya, Jeff.

Jeff: Cya.

Jeff gets into his mom and dad's car into the front seat and they start driving.

Jeff's Dad: Okay, time to hit the road!

Jeff's Mom: Why do I sit in the backseat?

Jeff: Mom, you get distracted at the wheel very easily. It's more safer to put you in the backseat.

Jeff's Mom: (disappointed) Fair enough.

It shows a one minute road montage of Jeff and his family driving in their car. It goes on until they finally arrive at their home in Queens. Braddock Apartments.

Jeff: Oh. An apartment?

Jeff’s Mom: Yep.

Jeff's Dad: Ahh! Can you smell that? The fresh air, the beautiful grass, the 84 degree great weather!

Jeff's Mom: Our apartment room is supposed to be 2B.

Jeff's Dad: Yes, it is.

They go into their apartment, which is pretty big. The kitchen has a window and is a seperate room. There is a room for Jeff's mom and dad to do stuff in the bed, as well as a seperate room for Jeff himself. There is also a bathroom and closet.

Jeff: Hm. Pretty nice place.

Jeff’s Mom: I mean, it's decent enough. Maybe an 7/10 for me.

Jeff’s Dad: Yeah. Let’s start unpacking now.

Jeff: Oh my god, is that a rat?

Jeff: Ew.

Jeff walks to his room and closes the door, which turns the screen black.

The Death Egg
The black screen from when Jeff closed the door transitions to a metal door opening from sideways. Robotnik and Egg Robo step out of an elevator and walk out of it. They approach the Death Egg, which is finally complete and ready to launch into orbit. There are several robotic clones of Sonic being made as well as new badniks. Robotnik's base is located in Albania, 30 miles from the prison he escaped from.

Robotnik: Ah yes. I haven't visited this place in a long time.

Egg Robo: As I said, the Death Egg is 100% complete and is ready to launch into orbit bu-

Robotnik: You haven't launched it into orbit this whole time?

Egg Robo: Let me finish my sentence, please master.

Egg Robo: Okay so, it's fully complete and we have enough resources to launch it into space. BUT, the problem is, we need all of the seven Chaos Emeralds in order to do that.

Robotnik: '' WHAT?! '' Are you insane! There were six Chaos Emeralds we had! And one of them were destroyed which makes it five! What do you mean seven Chaos Emeralds?

Egg Robo: Well you see. We actually found out there were eight Chaos Emeralds.

Robotnik looks at Egg Robo confused.

Robotnik: I'm sorry, what now?

Egg Robo: Lemme show it to ya. ''SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GET OVER HERE, NOW!''

Scratch and Grounder, two badniks created by Robotnik come with the two Chaos Emeralds.

Robotnik: The emeralds…so where are the other five?

Scratch: The other five are at New York City, in a supposed building. But we don't know which one.

Robotnik: Come on, are you serious?!

Grounder: Well what do you expect us to do, there's like 69 million buildings in New York City!

Egg Robo: Wanna explain it to him?

Grounder: Well you see, me and Scratch were digging because we found some radiation in an cave near this base, and guess what? We found two emeralds! Apparently there were eight emeralds and we hadn't found two of them. So-

Scratch: When one of them was destroyed when Sonic put the emerald into Metal Sonic's chest, there were seven. And that's the perfect amount we need to power up the Death Egg and launch it into space!

Robotnik: Makes sense.

Egg Robo: So that's what happened.

Scratch: But there's one tiny problem.

Scratch and Grounder show the news report of Robotnik's escape. Robotnik gets angry and throws the remote into the TV, causing it to break.

Robotnik: Are you kidding me right now?! Because of this Pollock guy, I'm wanted, again!

Grounder: I mean, anybody who escapes from prison immediately becomes wanted so…

Robotnik: Shut up!

Egg Robo: I have an idea. How about reviving Metal Sonic?

Robotnik: Metal Sonic! Yes! I can revive Metal Sonic and defeat Sonic. And maybe, even kill him.

Scratch, Grounder, and Egg Robo: WOAH!

Egg Robo: I hate Sonic too, but you don't have to go that far.

Robotnik: Sorry, I spazzed out in the moment. Where is Metal Sonic anyway?

Grounder: He's at Point Nemo.

Robotnik: Finding Nemo?

Scratch: No! The pole of inaccessibility, a.k.a. Point Nemo, the nicknamed loneliest place on earth where it is also called, the Spacecraft Cemetery!

Egg Robo: Thanks for the information, nerd.

Scratch: I don't see you saying anything smart, dummy.

Egg Robo: Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Scratch: Oh.

Robotnik: Well, let's get to Point Nemo!

Grounder: But boss, it's pretty hard to get there. It took approximately 15 days 10 hours and 37 minutes to get there on the fastest boat.

Robotnik: Well, we use my Egg Mobile! It can travel at the speed of sound so let's go!

Egg Robo: Whatever you say, master.

Robotnik: But you know…

Robotnik: I wanna build another robot.

Scratch: What kind of robot?

Robotnik: A robot like Metal Sonic, except 5x stronger. Mecha Sonic.

Egg Robo: Didn't you already have a robot named Mecha Sonic?

Robotnik: Well yes, but that one malfunctioned not even a day after I made him. And there was Silver Sonic while I was on West Side Island, but he was useless. I can name him. Mecha Sonic, Mk. II. So, we have Mecha Sonic Mk. II and Metal Sonic team up. And combine both of their powers, to defeat Sonic.

Egg Robo: Splendid idea, master!

Robotnik: So, what're we waiting for? Let's go, go, go!

The Giant Badnik of Albania
An helicopter lands on a snowy ground on a high mountain. The helicopter door opens and Mackerel steps out.

Mackerel: You all can come out!

Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Shadow, and other military soldiers including Svenson exit out of the helicopter. Sonic and his friends are all wearing winter equipment.

Svenson: You guys are really lucky you bought winter equipment.

Knuckles: Tell me about it.

Sonic: So, we're searching for Eggman here?

Tails: Yes. And we have to find whatever Death Egg the robot told us about.

Svenson: What does Death Egg mean? Is it like, an egg that kills you?

Shadow: Obviously not.

Amy: Maybe a giant egg

Sonic: Eggs or no eggs, we have to search for Eggman on this mountain. It's not too far from the Albanian prison he escaped from so he must be nearby.

Amy: Plus, there’s no way he would survive in the cold for that long without proper equipment.

Shadow: So you're saying he would die from hypothermia or starvation or dehydration? Or one of those three things?

Amy: Maybe, Shadow. Just maybe.

Mackerel: We can keep searching for him, gang!

Knuckles: Wait!

Sonic: Did you find something Knuckles?

Knuckles: I hear something.

Svenson: Wait no, I hear it too!

Sonic puts his head gently down to the snowy ground and hears rumbling. All of a sudden, a giant badnik comes out of the ground.

Svenson: Woah! Woah! Woah!

Mackerel: JESUS CHRIST!

The badnik is revealed to be a giant 30 foot badnik with the codename, Caterkiller. A purple carterpillar with two yellow antennas on top of its head, wrecking through the snow.

Knuckles: What is that thing?!

Sonic saves Amy from getting crushed by the Caterkiller.

Amy: Thank you, Sonic!

Sonic: Stay here, guys.

Sonic runs towards the Caterkiller.

Tails: Sonic!

Shadow: What is he doing?

Sonic runs towards the Caterkiller while the military soldiers shoot at it. Sonic punches the Caterkiller's head until it busts open. Sonic tries to destroy the brain and wires into it. But this causes the Caterkiller to go even more insane and moves around very very very quickly like it is having a seizure.

Knuckles: Stay back, stay back!

One military soldier gets shoved to the helicopter very hard, knocking them unconscious.

Sonic: W-ooooo-oooooo-oooooooaaaaaahhhhhhh!

Tails: Sonic!

Shadow jumps onto the Caterkiller's head and digs his hand through the Caterkiller's brain, causing it to explode. Sonic, Shadow, and the others are sent flying back, while the Caterkiller is dead.

Sonic: E-everybody ok?

Shadow: Yeah.

Amy: Super-duper.

Svenson: Me too.

Tails: Eggman sent out that badnik to try and stop us from reaching him.

Knuckles: Ya think?

Sonic: A giant worm badnik.

Svenson: This guy's unconscious but he only got a concussion. Nothing serious.

Mackerel: You know what, we need to return to Area 55. Let's go.

It zooms out from the characters to reveal Scratch and Grounder on top of a mountain with a remote control that controlled the giant worm badnik.

Grounder: Well that failed.

Scratch: Well we need a new plan.

Grounder: Say…that Balkiry kid.

Scratch: Yes. We have something very nice to deal with him for.

The Job Application
Jeff Balkiry is shown sitting on a chair in a school, I.S. 109. The PA speaker then comes on.

PA Announcer: Jeffrey Cera Balkiry, please come to Principal Danver's office.

Jeff: And they really have to say my full name, huh?

Jeff walks all the way down the hallway to Principal Danvers' office, walking in and meeting Danvers.

Danvers: Hello Jeff. I am Principal Michael Danvers.

Jeff: Hello, Mr. Danvers.

Danvers: Take a seat, get yourself comfortable!

Jeff pulls out a seat and sits on it in front of Danvers.

Danvers: Okay so, uh, let's look at your record.

Jeff: Kay.

Danvers: Let's see…you played football during seventh grade, worked a part-time job in ninth grade, is 19 years old currently, and did good in grades. Hmm, pretty nice!

Jeff: Yes, and I went to Las Vegas one time and almost died!

Danvers: How did you almost die?

Jeff: I don't wanna talk about it.

Danvers: So Jeff, what do you to consider to be your greatest strengths and weaknesses?

Jeff: My greatest strengths are being strong and helping others out while my weakness is the bathroom. Speaking of the bathroom, is there anyway I can not do the bathroom?

Danvers: Well, you can do stuff other then the bathroom, like the lunchrooms, the classrooms, and the auditorium.

Jeff: Fair. That's fair.

Danvers: Okay so, describe your characters in a couple of sentences.

Jeff: Very strange man.

Danvers: Be serious and specific.

Jeff: Okay fine. I'm nerdy and optimistic.

Danvers: Now that's better.

Danvers: Now, one more question.

Jeff: Yes, I'm listening.

Danvers: What are your skills?

Jeff: My skills are:

Jeff: Prepare to listen. My skills are:

doing homework quickly,

running very fast,

saving an entire city,

running with several emeralds in my backpack,

and

cleaning up a lot of stuff.

Jeff: So…?

Danvers: It wasn't all that great. But, your application was good!

Danvers: You got the job, Jeff.

Jeff: Yes!

Danvers: Come back here tomorrow at 7:45am. Congratulations.

Jeff: Thank you, Mr. Danvers.

Jeff walks out of the room, and then walks out of the school and then to his parent's car.

Jeff's Dad: Did you get the job?

Jeff: Yes.

Jeff's Mom: Yay! I knew you could do it!

Edward: Ayheyhey! Jeff!

Jeff: Grandpa?

Edward: Congratulations on getting the job!

Jeff: Thanks, grandpa.

Jeff's Dad: So dad, what do you do for a living now?

Edward: Oh, you know. I make inventions now. I'm rich because of it. $9 million net worth!

Jeff's Mom: Ah, that's nice!

Jeff: Why're you here though?

Edward: Oh, I thought I could visit you guys here, in Queens Village.

Jeff's Dad: Okay. Jeff, dad, get in the car.

Jeff and his grandpa Edward get into his car.

Reviving Metal Sonic and Building Mecha Sonic
It cuts to Robotnik and Egg Robo arriving on Point Nemo in the Egg Mobile.

Robotnik: Egg Robo. You got the supplies?

Egg Robo: Yes, master. The screwdriver, wires, hammer, wrench, everything.

Robotnik: Okay. Let's go.

For 57 seconds, Egg Robo and Robotnik walk through the isolated island of Point Nemo, encountering several abandoned destroyed spacecrafts from the Internation Space Station. While walking, Egg Robo grabs Robotnik's cloth and points to Metal Sonic's body.

Robotnik: Bingo.

They walk up to Metal Sonic’s body and place all of their equipment down onto the ground.

Egg Robo: How long do you think this will take?

Robotnik: I'm not sure.

But we gotta be quick.

Robotnik and Egg Robo start preparing to fix Metal Sonic and revive (repair) him. Its takes two and a half minutes to do so, as Robotnik and Egg Robo are still trying to fix them. They endure the blistering winds and scorching winter snow blizzard, but in the end it pays off as they are able to revive Metal. Metal Sonic's eyes turn from black to red and he slowly rises up from his two year death slumber.

Egg Robo: Welcome back, Metal Sonic.

Metal Sonic: Master Robotnik. I blacked out when that boy put the emerald through my chest. What happened?

Robotnik: It’s all alright now, Metal. Once we go back to my base and launch the Death Egg into space, we will dominate the world and defeat Sonic once and for all.

Metal Sonic: That's a good idea to me. Let's go.

Robotnik, Egg Robo, and the now revived Metal Sonic all walk back to Robotnik's Egg Mobile and go back to their base. At their base, the Death Egg is 100% complete. Scratch and Grounder walk up to them.

Scratch: My god! Metal Sonic's back!

Metal Sonic: No. Really?

Robotnik: My robots! Prepare. As we, shall dominate the world! But first. We have to build Mecha Sonic.

Robotnik, Egg Robo, and Scratch and Grounder start building Mecha Sonic. It goes from the creation process of early beta stages and builds. They start making Mecha Sonic two inches taller then Metal Sonic, also making Mecha have a spindash and give him larger spikes then both Sonic and Metal Sonic. After a two minute building montage, Mecha Sonic is finally completed and is put inside of a glass chamber, until he gets released by the Egg Robo. Mecha Sonic walks out with a voicechip inside of him and is fully able to communicate.

Mecha Sonic: Who are you?

Egg Robo: He can work!

Robotnik: Mecha Sonic. I am your master. You must obey me. Death to all who defy me. Do you understand?

Mecha: Yes, Master Robotnik.

Metal: Nice. I have a brother now.

Robotnik: Jeff Balkiry. The boy who ruined my plans. We go after him.

Grounder: That's what I was thinking!

Robotnik: We lure Sonic into a trap, and we capture him.

Mecha: I don't know who this Sonic guy is, but. We shall destroy him. Once and for all.

Scratch: You got that right! Let's go, everyone!

Robotnik: Let's go, my fellow badniks!

Jeff is Attacked
Jeff's Dad: Jeff, dad. We're going to the supermarket.

Jeff's Mom: Don't do anything crazy okay?

Jeff: Okay.

Jeff's dad and mom leave the apartment. Jeff and his grandpa chill.

Edward: So uh, how’s life?

Jeff: Pretty good. How about yours?

Edward: Oh, it's great! Like I told ya, I'm getting millions of dollars for each of my inventions!

Edward: Plus, I bought a mansion in California!

Jeff: The city of pollution.

Edward: Eh, mostly true. How's Sonic and his friends doing?

Jeff: Oh, they're doing good. Working for the military, fighting crime. They call often, they visit often. Life’s good for them too. Maybe even, amazing as most people would say.

There is a knock on the door.

Edward: Are they back already?

Jeff: I'll get it, grandpa.

Jeff opens the door to see a mysterious figure wearing a hoodie, a hockey mask, and gloves.

Jeff: Uhm, hello.

Edward: Who’s this Jason Voorhees guy?

Hoodie Man: Hello two people. I am Mark. I am here to check a problem with your sink. Uhm…

The hoodie guy goes to the corner of the door and holds up a paper.

Hoodie Man: A sink malfunction!

Edward: A sink malfunction? You guys moved in here like, a few hours ago, didn't you?

Jeff: Yeah, what're you talking about? Are you trying to scam us?

Hoodie Man: Oh no no no! I'm not a scammer! I was sent here by Doctor Ovi Kintobor. Here's his letter.

The hoodie man gives Jeff a letter written from Ovi Kintobor and reads it.

Jeff: Dear, Balkiries. I noticed that you have had a malfunction in your sink. Technically a glitch. So I have sent Mark Bark, my loyal assistant has clme to your rescue. Signed Ovi Kintobor, doctor of sinks.

Hoodie Man: Now you believe me?

Jeff: Seriously? Mark Bark? That's the most stupidest name ever.

Hoodie Man: But-

Jeff: And doctor of sinks? Come on dude. That's a bad lie. And why is it written in marker huh? Don't doctors write stuff in pens? Exactly, that's what I thought. You're trying to scam us. Adioś.

The hoodie man busts into the apartment room before he can close the door.

Hoodie Man: Buuuttt, I will still clean your sink, I mean fix it.

Jeff: Grandpa, take this letter and throw it in the garbage.

Edward: Whatever you say.

Jeff: (in background) Hey, get out of my kitchen and get out of my apartment!

Edward: Heh. Ovi Kintobor. What a stupid name. Might as well call him Louie De Plama or Matilda Wormhole, am I right? (sigh) I gotta stop talking to myself, this is why people think I'm crazy.

Edward flips the paper of Ovi Kintobor's letter and sees the marker on it with the words spelled backwards on the back.

Edward: Why is it colored in marker?

Edward looks at the paper again and is concerned about the bottom of it. At the bottom of the paper, it is shown that "Ovi Kintobor" is spelled backwards as "Ivo Robotnik".

Edward: Jeff…JEFF!

Jeff: Grandpa, what is it?

Grandpa runs into the kitchen and unmasks the hoodie guy, revealing himself to be Egg Robo wearing very long shoes and blue doctor gloves, with a hockey mask similar to Jason Voorhees, looking awkwardly at Jeff and Edward.

Egg Robo: Oh crap, they found out. Scratch, Grounder, trap them!

Scratch and Grounder come through the roof and break everything in their sight. Jeff and Edward try to run out of the kitchen but are stopped by Scratch. They both keep shooting lasers out of their eyes all over the kitchen and house until Egg Robo tells them to stop.

Jeff: OH MY GOD!

Edward: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Egg Robo: Ay! Dimwits, stop shooting lasers! You're gonna kill them.

Grounder: So?

Scratch: Yeah!

Egg Robo: So? So?! The entire point of this mission isto capture that boy and lure Sonic so we can kill him! If Robotnik wants us to kill him then we can do it! Plus, he's at the secret hideout waiting for us! If we kill them, then he'll kill us! Also, shy the hell did you even think naming the fake doctor Ovi Kintobor was a good idea?! And write it in marker? When you know full well that his name spelt backwards you idiot!

Scratch: Gee. Sorry.

Egg Robo: Ughh. Let's go. The helicopter is up there, we can't waste any time.

Grounder: How do we do that?

Edward: Who's that short stubby robot guy?

Jeff: I dunno.

Grounder: I heard that!

Jeff reaches into his pocket and calls the phone number of the FBI in New York City. The FBI in Area 55 under Thomas' car wash answer the phone.

Mackerel: Svenson, there’s someone calling.

Tails: Wonder who’s that.

Svenson picks up the phone.

Svenson: Hello, this is the Federal Bureau of Investigation, what is your emergency?

Jeff: (on phone) Hey there's like-three ugly robots in my home, and they're kidnapping me and my grandpa!

Egg Robo: (on phone) Give me that phone!

Jeff: (on phone) Track this phone down, please!

The call ends immediately.

Sonic: Jeff!

Knuckles: Oh no.

Amy: He’s in trouble!

Shadow: Dammit.

Mackerel: Svenson, what'e the location of this phone call?

Svenson: Braddock Apartments, Queens Village.

Sanchez: Queens Village? That's 47 minutes away from here!

Sonic: By the time we get there, it'll be too late!

Sanchez: Go in the Speed Helicopter. It travels at 15 miles per hour. With that time, you'll be there in 15 minutes

Sonic: Thanks Chloe!

Svenson: I'll pilot the helicopter. Bye sweetheart.

Sanchez: Bye.

Mackerel: And good luck out there!

Svenson, Sonic, and the others all get into the plane. Svenson pilots the plane while Sonic and the others are passengers. It takes off very quickly. Meanwhile, in the apartment, Egg Robo smashes Jeff’s phone.

Egg Robo: Nobody's saving you tonight, Jeff.

Jeff and Edward are tied up in two chairs. Egg Robo flies with his jets and puts the both of them on a very strong rope holding up both of them. A badnik, who is piloting the helicopter lets Egg Robo, Scratch, and Grounder into the helicopter and then takes off. It is a very grueling process, as Jeff and Edward are barley surviving, barley avoiding buildings. Edward almost passes out because of this. But in a minute and a half, they arrive at the secret hideout base Robotnik is at.

The Rescue and Forest Fight
The helicopter with Jeff and Edward on it lowers into the glass ceiling roof, with a giant hole through it, sending it in. The helicopter mmakes it through the roof and they put the chairs down onto the floor with them still tied to it. Metal Sonic approaches both of them.

Metal Sonic: We meet again, boy.

Jeff: Metal?!

Mecha Sonic comes into the warehouse and stomps on the floor very loudly causing the whole warehouse to shake.

Mecha Sonic: Who are these?

Metal Sonic: Fresh meat for the grindor.

Robotnik: (shouting) YES!

Edward: Robotnik.

Robotnik: Hello.

Egg Robo: What do we do, master?

Robotnik: Well let them go and come to me. Make sure they don't escape.

Jeff and Edward are untied and are let go to Robotnik. Robotnik points to Jeff and tells him to come over and he lays him down on a platform.

Grounder: What're we going to do again?

Robotnik: Hold him hostage. Wait for Sonic to come at the right time and capture Sonic too.

Jeff: Wha-what?!

Edward: Don't you dare do anything to my grandson!

Scratch: Shut up Matilda.

Robotnik: Don't cry. It's going to be a mostly painless plan, Jeff.

Jeff: I have a feeling it won't.

Edward: You're gonna use him as a trap. What are you going to do to me?

Robotnik: Maybe kill you.

Edward: Oh shit.

Grounder: Hey, watch your language, buster!

All of a sudden, Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles bust into the roof of the warehouse with guns shooting everyone everywhere except for Robotnik, Jeff, and his grandpa. Knuckles and Tails rescue Edward, Robotnik escapes, and Sonic rescues Jeff. In a badass scene, Sonic shoots Metal Sonic through the wall but Mecha Sonic punches Sonic very hard he goes through two buildings.

Jeff: Sonic!

Sonic: Jeff, quickly come with me!

Sonic drags Jeff with his arm all the way to a forest hiding with Knuckles and Tails evacuating Edward in his Tornado 2, an upgrade of his Tornado. Metal Sonic arrives at the forest and tackles Sonic with Jeff going to hide.

Sonic: Jeff, hide somewhere! UGGGHHHH!

Sonic punches Metal, but he tackles Sonic to the ground. Sonic hits him with a tree branch.

Sonic: Weak! Puny waste of scrap!

Sonic continues hitting Metal with the stick even shooting him with the gun until Metal rips it in half and calls out for the others. Then, Egg Robo, Mecha, Scratch and Grounder, and a large nine foot badnik enter the forest and start battling Sonic too. Out of all of them, Mecha Sonic has been hit by Sonic the least, being the most powerful. Meanwhile Jeff watches this whole incident play out as Tails and Knuckles escape with his grandpa, eventually finding Sonic and Jeff.

Mecha: We were given a quest to complete by Robotnik, and complete it we shall!

Sonic eventually starts losing his battle, getting beaten up by Mecha, Metal, the badnik, and Scratch and Grounder. He is then flung across the forest almost killing Jeff.

Metal: Just surrender to us and you will live.

Mecha: If not…

Metal: Then you will suffer.

Jeff: C'mon Sonic! Get up! Get up! Beat their ass!

Sonic: You'll never take us alive. I'll take all of you out at once!

Sonic runs towards them and starts being the heck out of them like a badass all while Jeff watches behind a tree. Sonic kicks Mecha, throws Metal into a ditch, headbutts Scratch, and rips off Grounder's arm.

Grounder: MY ARM!

Sonic then jumps onto the giant white 8 foot badnik and when it pleads to be spared, Sonic rips the badniks face open, showing its brain. Sonic jumps off the badnik and it lands to the ground.

Sonic: Piece of tin. Jeff, where are you?!

Mecha Sonic appears behind Sonic and injects a mysterious serum into him while he cowers in pain.

Sonic: NO!

Mecha Sonic: You're so weak.

Sonic then falls to the ground and is barley able to stay awake. Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Shadow, and Edward arrive on Tails' large Tornado 2.

Tails: Sonic!

Edward: Jeff, hurry get in!

Before Sonic passes out, he tells Jeff one final message.

Sonic: Jeff, run. Run…

Sonic then passes out unconscious and Jeff runs away. Metal Sonic tries shooting at the Tornado 2 but barley misses the plane. Jeff looks outside at Sonic's unconscious body.

Amy: What happened to Sonic.

Shadow: He's…gone.

Jeff: Dammit.

The Tornado 2 flies off into the distance while Mecha Sonic carries Sonic's body and flies off with him.

The Aftermath
In Queens Village, the town is placed under attack by Robotnik's badniks. Robotnik's Egg Fleet drops down hundreds of badniks who start attacking civilians all over the place. Police show up and start shooting and destroying the badniks, some civillians helping the police officers as well, killing many of the badniks. During this time, Jeff's parents are in traffic and start evacuating.

Jeff's Mom: What in the world is going on?!?!

Jeff's Dad: I'm outta here.

Jeff's dad starts running over badniks all over the street trying to make it back to their apartment building. When they get there, they realize Jeff and Edward are not there.

Meanwhile, Tails' Tornado 2 runs out of gas and Tails is able to safely land on a hill where they make a campfire and shelter.

Amy: (almost in tears) Is Sonic…really gone?

Jeff: Maybe.

Knuckles: I can't believe it.

Tails: Eggman really won.

Edward: Wow…

Shadow gets mad and stands up.

Shadow: NO.

Tails: Uh, Shadow?

Shadow: We shouldn't be sitting here waiting for a miracle to happen for Eggman to become good and start spreading sunshine and rainbows. We need to fight back, like we've always done! Regardless if Sonic's dead or not, he wouldn't want us to hide like cowards. He'd want us to fight back, defeat Eggman once and for all. Who's with me?

Amy: (wipes her eyes) You said it, Shadow.

Knuckles: Yep.

Tails: No doubt. So we have to hatch a plan, but we don't know where Sonic is now. When that giant robot we fought in New York Ciry said "Death Egg," what did he mean?

Edward: It has to be a secret hideout that Robot-I mean Eggman has.

Amy: Or maybe a military-like base full of all of his badniks. Including Metal Sonic and those others robot.

Jeff: Mecha Sonic.

Edward: He's 10x more powerful then Metal Sonic. And those three others robot, I dunno their names.

Knuckles: Okay so we're getting more hints every time. Now we need to know what he is going to do next.

Shadow: Only god knows. We need to rest for the night. Then we can find a way to free Sonic tonorrow.

Jeff: Yeah. Good night everyone.

Edward: Good night.

Sonic wakes up and finds his arms and legs in chains, being held hostage by Robotnik.

Sonic: Robotnik. What have you done with me?

Robotnik: I've put you in chains, idiot.

Egg Robo: And, perfect timing, you're inside the Death Egg.

Scratch: Woo-hoo!

Grounder: Shut up, he tore off my arm and I'm happy he's being tortured now.

Sonic: So that's what the Death Egg was!

Metal: Exactly. And we will use it to dominate the world.

Sonic: And how so?

Mecha: Hmph. You'll find out soon.

Sonic: You guys will never win. You never do anyways, so what's the point?

Mecha Sonic cranks the electricty of Sonic's chains to 80% which shocks him very hard, causing him to scream in agony.

Sonic: '' AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH! STOP, STOP, STOP, OHH GOD! ''

Mecha Sonic turns it off.

Robotnik: Don't worry Sonic. That's just the beginning of your marvelous pain.

Sonic: Ohh…

Metal: Let's leave him here.

Mecha: Yeah.

Robotnik: Have a good nights rest Sonic. Don't let the bedbugs bite.

Robotnik, Mecha, Metal, Egg Robo, Scratch, and Grounder all exit the room leaving Sonic in pain.

Sonic: Tails. Knuckles. Amy. Shadow. Jeff…you can do it…

Meet The Chaotix
Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Shadow, Jeff, and Edward all walk through the grassy enviroment they are in. Knuckles helps Tails drag the Tornado 2.

Knuckles: Why're bringing your Tornado 2 anyway, Tails?

Tails: Because it's out of gas. There's always a gas station in the middle of nowhere, so I can use the gas from there to refuel the Tornado 2. And the Tornado 2 needs a lot of gas to operate.

Shadow: Plus, the gas smells pretty good.

Amy: How do you know Shadow? Have you ever been to a gas station?

Shadow: Don't question it Amy.

Edward: Guys, focus!

Jeff: We need to find a nearby gas station for the Tornado 2 and start heading after Robotnik. But the problem is, we don't know where he is.

Knuckles: Hey, what's that?

Knuckles points to a small shack up the hill.

Tails: Definitely not a gas station.

Amy: Maybe it's someone, or some people, who can help us!

Shadow: I'll go first. We don't know if it's someone who's dangerous.

Shadow walks up the hill first while Knuckles, Jeff, Tails, Amy, and Edward follow. They all make it up to the shack and Shadow knocks onto the door, then a voice calls out.

Voice: (behind the door) Come in!

Edward: He doesn't seem harmless.

Shadow: Let's see for ourselves.

Shadow opens the door, revealing a bee floating in front of the door.

Shadow: Uhm hello!

Charmy: Hi! I'm Charmy!

Charmy moves to the side to reveal Vector and Espio. Vector is at a desk while Espio is in the corner swinging his blade around his finger.

Vector: Who are the people Charmy?

Charmy: Just a couple of strangers.

Espio: Hello.

Jeff: Uh hi. I'm Jeff and this is my grandpa, Shadow, Amy, Tails, and Knuckles.

Amy: Hi!

Edward: Hey.

Knuckles: I feel like I met you before. Eh. Maybe deja vu.

Tails: Why does the bee sound like me?

Charmy: I dunno, you tell me!

Espio: Sup.

Vector: Let me introduce ourselves. Ahem. We are the Chaotix Detective Agency! That's Espio, the bee is Charmy, and I am Vector! You can also call us Team Chaotix if you wanna, or Chaotix for short. We solve several mystery cases for people! Well, used to. We haven't gotten a case in three months and we're pretty low on rent.

Knuckles: So basically like the Mystery Inc. from Scooby Doo?

Espio: What's a scooby?

Knuckles: Never mind.

Charmy: So what do you guys need help with?

Jeff: So our friend Sonic has been kidnapped by Doctor Robotnik and we need to find him. Would you be able to give us any clues perhaps?

Vector: Ah yes! Doctor Robotnik and the world famous Sonic the Hedgehog. Heard about them several times on the news. And hey, I even recongnize you guys too!

Vector pulls out three newspaper from the drawer, two of them about Sonic and his friends, and one of them about Robotnik.

Vector: Anyways, of course we can help you guys! You just gotta write his date of birth, former location, his address, street number, when he was kidnapped, where he was kidnapped, if he's dead or alive, his wife (or husband), children, parents, cousins, uncles, grandpa, grandma, monke-

Shadow: Okay, okay! We get it, jesus!

Espio: Try not to get too specific Vector. Just do the important stuff.

Charmy: Yeah. And add another question, what does his feet look like?

Edward: Woah!

Vector: I don't think that's appropriate Charmy.

Tails looks around the shack and sees five gallons of gasoline.

Tails: Hey uhm, is it possible if I borrow your gas?

Vector: Sure! How many?

Tails: All of it. Every last millileter.

Vector: Uh, sorry but-

Espio: Yes of course you can take all of them.

Tails: Thanks!

Tails takes all five gallons of gasoline and goes outside and starts refilling his Tornado 2 with gas.

Vector: Espio! We need that!

Espio: They may be stranded in the middle of nowhere, Vector. Who knows?

Shadow: Now can we stop wasting time and get to the questions?

Vector: Okay sure. Lemme sign these questions. What is his birth date?

Amy: Oohooh! I'll sign it Shadow!

Vector: What is his birth date?

Amy: What?

Espio: Come on, it's a simple question.

Edward: We needa hurry.

Jeff: Every second counts for when Sonic is being tortured, we need to be quick!

Amy: Okay, okay! Uhm…to be honest, I don't know his birthday.

Vector: You don't?

Espio: So lemme get this straight, he's your best friend and you don't even know his birthday?!

Charmy: That's sad, man.

Knuckles: Well I don't know his birthday too!

Shadow: None of us do.

Espio: Wow.

Jeff: I'm going outside.

Jeff goes outside and Tails is already on the third gallon.

Tails: Hey Jeff!

Jeff: Hey Tails. It's taking quite a while in there. Do you even know Sonic's birthday?

Tails: No. I don't.

Jeff: How come nobody knows Sonic's birthday.

Tails: Apparently it's something like June 19 or June 24 or something, I dunno. I gotta ask him when we free him.

It cuts back inside the shack.

Knuckles: Okay, so Sonic was kidnapped in a forest. I don‘t know what forest. It's a forest.

Vector: Fair enough, and done! All the important information we need!

Amy: You can come with us on Tails' Tornado 2! Help us look for Sonic!

Vector: Sure! We'll come! Whaddya say, Espio and Charmy.

Espio: Of course.

Charmy: If we get that sweet sweet dough then I'm in all the way!

Jeff comes in.

Jeff: Alright guys, Tails is done. Time to get in the plane.

Amy: Alright!

Edward: Let's-a go! Don’t sue me!

They all come outside and Tails, Jeff, Edward, Shadow, Knuckles, and Amy get into the plane.

Knuckles: Can we have Vector, Charmy, and Espio come into the plane?

Tails: See, about that. We can't let them onto the plane. It's too full.

Espio: Oh.

Jeff: Sorry guys!

Vector: It's alright.

Charmy: Wait, I have an idea!

Charmy passes a walkie-talkie to Jeff.

Charmy: You can communicate with us on this walkie-talkie!

Edward: Alright, thanks!

Jeff: If you guys help us, then we can let you work for the government! And you guys can get paid a lot!

Vector: Alright! Thank you! Goodbye!

Espio: Cya!

Charmy: Bye-bye!

The Tornado 2 flies off into the sky, ready to start travelling the world again.