Human Fall Flat: The Movie/Trailer transcripts

These are all the trailer transcripts for the 2024 Human Fall Flat: The Movie.

Trailer #1
(Trailer begins with the Actionio Productions logo then after that it shows the No Brake Films Logo. Then it zooms across the galaxy to a planet)

Narrator: Welcome to Flearth. Earth but with an F and an L at start. Pretty good name if you ask me. Here on Flearth everyone enjoys live!

Narrator: They drive cars and trucks with a single lever!

(Screen shows people driving trucks and cars with a single lever)

Random Citizen #1: (looks at friend in other car) Oh hey Jim! See the game last nig-

(Random Citizen #1 crashes car)

Jim: Ouch. You good?

Narrator: They have floating islands in the sky where there are obstacle courses, obbies and challenges!

(Screen shows a floating island. The island has the mountain map from Human: Fall Flat)

Random Citizen #2: Hey I made it to the rope! Wait, where is the rope? Oh! I'm not holding it. AHHHHHH!

Narrator: The Humans here have invented machines that can make a human respawn after falling from an island. Some islands don't have that ability. But only skilled people use those ones. Anyway shall we continue?

From the studio that brought you Attack of Kung Fu and Endarkened.

And the game studio that brought you Human: Fall Flat!

(Shows a secret base in a mountain. There are agents inside)

Agent #1: We need ALL military planes in the area to target that plane!

Agent #2: They all got shot down! We need Agent Daniel!

Agent #3: (spits out coffee) Daniel?!

Agent #4: Daniel?!

Agent #5: When he gets here can he sign my shirt?!

(Everyone looks at Agent #5 wierdly)

Agent #4: Yes... there is a chance he could.

Agent #5: YAY!

Actionio Productions and No Brake Films Presents: Human Fall Flat: The Movie!

Coming Soon!

Trailer #2
(Agent Daniel is watering is in a city)

Daniel: Alright, I just need to grapple hook up across the street, and up to that building! LETS GOOOOO!

(Daniel takes off)

Daniel: Looks like its smooth sailing from here-

(Daniel hits a double decker bus and slides across. The driver looks at him strangely)

Daniel: Helloooo! Heh...

(Daniel slides off and hits the side of a building)

Daniel: Ouch!

Narrator: Should I say it yet? Yes? Ok.

Narrator: PRESENTING AGENT DANIEL! 1000% THE COOLEST AGENT EVER!

Daniel: Who said that?

Narrator: Uhhhhh. No one?

Daniel: Hmmmm. Wait is that a camera?!

Narrator: Uhh noooo??? Anyone onto the rest of the show!

Daniel: HEY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU YE-

Human Fall Flat: The Movie

'''SOON!.... I think.'''