Little Audrey (1956, Pre-Origin Story) (Nostalgia Chick)

(The Channel Awesome logo and NC title sequence are shown)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. It's no secret that films have had a bit of a checkered past.

(Cut to a montage of clips of scenes in movie: Casper...)

Casper: Hi?

(Kat faints)

(...Casper: A Spirited Beginning...)

(a girl screams, Casper plug his ears)

(...Sad Sack [1957])

(Jerry Lewis as Sad Sack, he salutes with Maj. Shelton)

Maj. Shelton: Go away.

(Back to the NC)

NC: Pretty goddamn good and bad, apparently. ?????

?????

NC: In fact, I want an answer! I want an answer that is the most innocent, perfect being that I can think of Miyazaki's life of the studio.

Kiki: Hey! You know you can't be late for every meal just because you have a new girlfriend!

NC: [gets angry] **** you, bitch!

He pulls out his gun and shoots off Kiki's head.

NC: [suddenly becomes shocked] Oh, my God, I just killed Kiki! Good Lord! That's what the movie has done to me! Okay! I gotta get out of here before Miyazaki hating Hollywood movies anymore. I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to!

NC rushes out of the room.

Totoro (offscreen): (growls)

Totoro roars and Nostalgia Critic screams is heard.

THE END

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