Bluster the BENEVOLENT! (video game)/Cutscenes (GameCube)

This is a list of cutscenes in the GameCube version of Bluster the BENEVOLENT! The following applies for the GameCube version only.

Intro (FMV)

 * [Fades to a wide view of Kongo Bongo Island, then fades to the screen zooming to different views of the jungle, and finally fades and zooms to the view of Cranky's Cabin, with the footage from the DKC TV series episode, "From Zero to Hero," where Donkey Kong, Diddy, Candy, and Dixie are ready to get their X-ray test from Cranky.]
 * Cranky: (off-screen) Next!
 * Candy: My turn!
 * Bluster: (off-screen) Ahem!
 * [The four Kongs turn around as the screen cuts to Bluster.]
 * Bluster: I don't think so.
 * [The Kongs are angry when Bluster steps in.]
 * Candy: You're gonna butt in?!
 * Bluster: No, no, no. I'm just taking my rightful place as Bluster, the most prominent citizen in all of Kongo Bongo. (walks inside Cranky's Cabin)
 * DK: What a heartless...
 * Diddy: Mean...
 * Dixie: Inconsiderate...
 * Candy: Selfish...
 * DK, Diddy, Candy, and Dixie: Windbag!
 * [As Bluster walks inside, the doors to the cabin close, with six seconds of clock ticking noises, then ends with a bell dinging.]
 * Bluster: (opening doors and leaving out of the cabin) I am a remarkable specimen. Sound of mind, body of a Greek God.
 * Diddy: Yeah, ha-ha, Bloopo, the God of fat heads.
 * [The four Kongs laugh.]
 * Diddy: Your turn, Candy.
 * Candy: Nah, I can't. Now my lunch hour is up. It's you, Dixie. (leaves)
 * Dixie: Pass, gotta scram. See ya around, Diddy, DK. (leaves)
 * Cranky: (off-screen) I don't believe it.
 * Bluster: The result of my check-up, no doubt.
 * [DK and Diddy scowl at Bluster then go inside Cranky's Cabin.]
 * Diddy: (leaving with DK) Come on, let's go in.
 * [Inside the cabin, Cranky's looking at his X-ray machine, with DK and Diddy checking on him.]
 * DK: What's up, Cranky?
 * Bluster: I've got Bluster's x-rays here and it doesn't look good.
 * [Cuts to Bluster walking out of Cranky's Cabin.]
 * Cranky: (off-screen) Whatever's wrong, it's terminal!
 * [The screen zooms in Bluster.]
 * Bluster: (shocked) Huh?
 * [Cuts to Diddy inside the cabin.]
 * Diddy: Yikes! It looks awful!
 * [Cuts back to Bluster outside again.]
 * Bluster: Oh, no.
 * [Cuts to Cranky, DK, and Diddy inside the cabin.]
 * Cranky: Here's the problem. (bends over and tries to fix the X-ray machine)
 * DK: Wow, it's totally falling apart.
 * Cranky: I give it a week, max.
 * [Cuts back to Bluster the third time.]
 * Bluster: (overhearing) A week? A measly little week is all I have left?
 * [Cuts back to the three Kongs inside the cabin again.]
 * Cranky: Nothing we can do. Kaput!
 * [Cuts back to Bluster for the final time outside the cabin.]
 * Bluster: Kaput? (leaves away)
 * [Fades to Bluster Barrelworks at nighttime, with Bluster crying off-screen. Then, it cuts to a sad Bluster inside the factory, laying on top of the barrel.]
 * Bluster: (crying) Oh, cruel twist of fate! So young, so handsome, so brave. Why me, why me?! Why not somebody poor and unattractive?! (gets himself off the barrel) I have so much to live for. My charm, my good looks. My mommy's money. What a sad, sad day for poor old me. Well, at the very least, I have my reputation. (shocked) Oh, no, my reputation. Unless... Unless I change it, turn over a new leaf. One whole week to make my mark in history. One whole week to become... Bluster the Benevolent.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster Barrelworks at daytime. Bluster opens the doors and checks his list of people to help.]
 * Bluster: Hmm... Okay, the first one on the list is Cranky. I'd better find out where he is. (gets an idea and snaps his fingers) I guess I'll hop onto my barrel copter and fly myself to the jungle! Good thinking, Bluster the Benevolent! (chuckling with glee)
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Activating Barrel Copter Mode

 * [Fades to Bluster hopping inside his barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: Okay, let the mission begin!
 * [Bluster starts his engine, and the barrel copter flies off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Airplane Kritters Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster flying inside his barrel copter in the sky, until a gang of Kritters in airplanes appear out of nowhere laughing.]
 * Bluster: Ah! Destroy my beautiful barrel copter, will they? Well, they're no match for Bluster the Benevolent!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Entering the Jungle

 * [Kritters in airplanes are destroyed. Fades to Bluster flying inside his barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: Now, to find Cranky!
 * [The barrel copter arrives in the jungle and lands on the ground. Bluster hops off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Found Cranky/Ending (FMV)

 * [Fades to Cranky Kong, walking alone in the jungle, crossing a railroad track. Just then, Bluster shows up spinning around and talking to Cranky.]
 * Bluster: (stops spinning) Hold on, stand back! Stand back, everyone! Bluster the Benevolent is here. Come on through, Cranky. All clear.
 * Cranky: Out of my way, you nitwit.
 * Bluster: When I'm gone to the big banana patch in the sky, be sure to tell everyone about Bluster the Benevolent.
 * [As Cranky hears this, he points at his head four times, thinking Bluster has lost his mind.]
 * Bluster: (leaving out of the jungle) I'm off to do more good deeds.
 * Cranky: (pointing at Bluster) I'll tell them about you all right.
 * [A duo of Kritters on a minecart are about to run Cranky over. Cranky turns around and screams, then gets flattened by the Kritters.]
 * Cranky: (muffled and flattened) I'll tell them about Bluster the Buffoon!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster in the jungle, who still has his list. The barrel copter is seen in the background.]
 * Bluster: All right, then, Cranky is checked off on my list. I will find Dixie next. (looks up in the sky) You hear that, mumsy? I won't let you down! I will help everyone on Kongo Bongo, for now on!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Found Dixie

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong, who's walking around and searching for someone to talk to in the jungle.]
 * Bluster: Hmm...
 * [Bluster spots Dixie Kong, who can't get her pet lobster and crab off the tree.]
 * Dixie: Oh, no...
 * Bluster: Spotted! (walks over)
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending

 * [Fades to Dixie Kong, who still cannot get her crustacean pets off the tree.]
 * Dixie: Aww...
 * [Bluster arrives once again spinning around and talking to Dixie.]
 * Bluster: (stops spinning) Hello there, young one.
 * Dixie: Bluster? What are you here for? Crabby and Thermidor are stuck on that tree and I can't get them out! Oh, if only there was someone who's willing to save them.
 * Bluster: I've got to finish all the good deeds I plan to do. Tell everyone about me, Bluster the Benevolent, when I head off to the big banana patch in the sky. Ta-ta. (leaves off)
 * Dixie: But, wait! What about my...
 * [Bluster leaves and ignores Dixie.]
 * Dixie: ...Pets? (in despair) Oh... That Bluster the Buffoon! How will I ever get my pets out of the tree now?
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong, with his list, walking over to where the barrel copter's located at in the jungle.]
 * Bluster: Cranky, check. Dixie, also check. Now, to find Funky, and then tell Candy to marry me.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Activating Barrel Copter Mode

 * [Fades to Bluster hopping inside his barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: I'll be right there, my future wife Candy! Bluster the Benevolent is going to make a proposal for you!
 * [Bluster starts his engine, and the barrel copter flies off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Found Candy (FMV)

 * [Fades to Funky watching TV inside his home.]
 * Funky: Whoa! (changing stations) Hang 10, hang 11, hang 12, hang 13. Channel surfing, killa!
 * Female TV Announcer: (off-screen) This is the gadget hour on Shop 'Til You Drop...
 * [Outside Funky's Flights, Bluster and his copter is seen flying on the island. Inside the barrel copter, Bluster is spying with his goggles on Candy relaxing on her beach chair.]
 * Bluster: Oooh, Candy! The gorilla of my dreams. Yeow!
 * [Candy goes behind her condo and does some exercises and stretches.]
 * Bluster: (off-screen) What is she doing?
 * Candy: A one, two, dip. Stretch, one, two.
 * Bluster: A signal!
 * Funky: Hang 58.
 * [A woman screaming is heard on TV.]
 * Funky: Excellent! Horror flick.
 * Screaming Woman on TV: Save me!
 * [The off-screen screaming from a woman on TV is heard while the screen cuts back to Candy exercising.]
 * Screaming Woman on TV: Help, save me!
 * [Bluster thinks that Candy is screaming for help instead of the TV woman and puts down his goggles.]
 * Bluster: Bluster the Benevolent to the rescue! (controls his copter to Candy)
 * Funky: (shocked) What's that? (turns around and sees Bluster flying towards him and his home)
 * [Bluster's barrel copter hits Funky's Flights as it falls down on the ground.]
 * Funky: (inside his home, falling down) Whoa!
 * [The copter goes out of control and falls behind Candy and her condo.]
 * Candy: (avoiding damage from the copter) Ahhh!
 * [The copter crashes on the ground and Candy turns around. Bluster comes out of the copter with heroic kazoo music playing in the background.]
 * Bluster: Have no fear, Bluster's here!
 * Candy: My condo! What are you doing, you fat-head! Do I look like I need saving?!
 * Bluster: Uh, no, but if you had needed saving, I would have saved you. (chuckling) Forgive me, Candy, but I've turned over a new leaf. This is the new me.
 * Candy: Bluster, you trashed my condo AND Funky's place. You're a menace to the whole island.
 * Bluster: Oh, forget your crummy little condo. Marry me, Candy. Yes! And we can live out my last golden days together in the cushy luxury of my mother's mansion.
 * Candy: (telling Bluster he lost his mind) You have lost it.
 * Bluster: Not quite. But before I do, I'm offering you an opportunity of a lifetime. The opportunity to become Mrs. Bluster the Benevolent. The brave widow of a national hero.
 * [The next scene transitions to a dream sequence of Bluster Kong's funeral, with all of the Kong guests crying and mourning over a portrait of Bluster. Diddy appears in the scene and tries to make a speech.]
 * Diddy: (testing the microphone) Testing, testing...
 * [The Kongs continue crying.]
 * Diddy: Oh, Bluster, our friend, our bravest, kindest and richest citizen. No one will ever fill his spats. (crying) I'm sorry, I can't go on. (leaves)
 * Funky: A righteous dude and a real party animal. Hang 10 for me on that killer wave in the sky, big guy. (cries and leaves)
 * Dixie: He was the greatest! (leaves)
 * DK: We had a lot of laughs. But... That's all for now.
 * Candy: (crying over a portrait of Bluster) Bluster, oh, Bluster the Benevolent, you were so perfect. The perfect gentleman. The perfect husband...
 * [Candy continues crying over the portrait, until it cuts back to reality with Candy getting jealous over Bluster's vision and her condo still ruined.]
 * Candy: Bluster, get real!
 * Bluster: (sobbing and cowering) It's all true, so true. I was wonderful, wasn't I? I miss me.
 * Candy: Get over yourself. Now what are you going to do about my condo?
 * Bluster: Wait! If you're my widow, that means you inherit it all. The Barrelworks are yours.
 * Candy: (surprised) Really?
 * Bluster: Yes, my sweetiekins.
 * [Bluster giving Candy his own factory all to herself made her happy. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Candy owns the Factory

 * [Fades to Candy talking to Bluster, with the broken barrel copter seen in the background.]
 * Candy: Well, it looks like I don't have to work for you anymore.
 * Bluster: That's right, Candy, because you own the Barrelworks after all!
 * Candy: Yeah, and I'm glad I got that choice. Now I can have my own peace and quiet life without you blabbering me into my ear all the time.
 * Bluster: Oh! That's good to hear... My future wife. (leaves)
 * Candy: (talking to herself) "Future wife?" Who does he think he is? Oh, well...
 * [Cuts to Bluster, who still has his list.]
 * Bluster: I love it when Candy's so nice to me. Why haven't I talked to Funky yet?
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Found Funky/Ending

 * [Fades to Funky, with his home crashed and destroyed on the ground, all because of Bluster and his barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: (to Funky) Ah, hello.
 * Funky: (speaking in his usual Jamaican accent) Bluster Dude?
 * Bluster: Lovely week we're having, eh?
 * Funky: You and your barrel copter crashed into my house, now look at it! You got some bad karma inside you, mon!
 * Bluster: Oh-ho-ho-ho, no need to be so exasperated. I was gonna help all the nice people before I last one week and head off to the big banana plantation from above. You know, I've been a greedy and mischievous dirt-bag before, but now, I'm Bluster the Benevolent! I know, pretty catchy.
 * Funky: Enough, mon! What are you gonna do about my home? I've been channel-surfing while hanging ten, and then, I crashed down and hurt my back! You better fix this right now, or I will banish you to the White Mountains!
 * Bluster: Heheheheheh, a naïve resident, you are. I promise you'll thank me right after I do my unfinished business. As always, ta-ta... (leaving off)
 * Funky: "Bluster the Benevolent?" More like, "Bluster, get lost!"
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster in the jungle, finding DK and Diddy.]
 * Bluster: (calling out DK and Diddy) Donkey Kong! Diddy? I've got something that I'd like to show you!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Found DK and Diddy (FMV)

 * [Fades to a scene in the jungle. DK and Diddy are discussing about a film relating to King Kong vs. Godzilla while sitting on a log.]
 * Diddy: No way, DK, it just wasn't a fair fight. The giant ape was 100% ape but the lizard was some mutant science experiment gone bonkers.
 * DK: It was just a movie, little buddy. (tries to eat a banana until he hears something rustling in the bushes) Huh?
 * [Bluster appears after escaping in the darkest area in the jungle.]
 * Bluster: (exclaiming) Ah! Ugh...! (to DK and Diddy) Hmm... Good morning, gentlemen. It's not easy becoming a legend with such a short deadline. (to himself, in shock and embarrassment) Deadline, what a horrible word.
 * DK: Whatcha got there, Bluster?
 * Bluster: They happen to be the blueprints for Bluster the Benevolent's memorial. (brings out a blueprint for the life-like Bluster Kong statue and shows it to DK and Diddy) Ta-da!
 * Diddy: (confused) Bluster Kong Memorial? Uh, what for?
 * Bluster: Hmph! (turns around and folds the blueprint of the statue and then talks to DK and Diddy) Oh, please, don't try to spare me. I heard you and Cranky talking about how I'm not long for this world, might last another week, then kaput.
 * DK: We weren't talking about you. That was Cranky's x-ray machine. It went kablooey.
 * Bluster: I can take it. Don't sugar coat it for me. I've made arrangements for everything. Do you think the 50-foot life-like statue is too much?
 * DK and Diddy: Yes.
 * Bluster: Good.
 * DK: Bluster, unfortunately, you're gonna be hanging out a long time.
 * Bluster: It's so sweet of you to try to cheer up poor terminal me. But I can handle the truth. I'm off to do more good deeds before I head for the big banana plantation in the sky. (leaves in a huff)
 * DK: He didn't believe us.
 * Diddy: What a dope! (laughing) He thinks he gonna kick!
 * DK: We got to find some way to make him believe us or, "Bluster the Benevolent" is gonna kill us all with his good deeds. (leaves off with Diddy)
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Dixie's Pet Problem

 * [Fades to Bluster, walking and humming along in the jungle.]
 * Dixie: (off-screen) AAAAAH!! Help!
 * Bluster: Huh?
 * Dixie: Someone help!
 * Bluster: (shows up spinning around, then stops and talks to Dixie) Oh, you again.
 * Dixie: I saw it with my own eyes! Those mean old Kritters and Krusha got the Crystal Coconut, and now they're giving it to King K. Rool! I need someone to stop this fiasco at once!
 * Bluster: Crystal Coconut? Missing? And I'm the hero to do the job?! Thank you, Dixie! Bluster the Benevolent will never let everyone down! I'm coming for you, you pond gacks! (dashes away)
 * Dixie: I still needed my pets down that tree...
 * DK: (off-screen) Hey, Dix!
 * [Enter DK and Diddy, who walk towards Dixie.]
 * Diddy: You said you wanted your pets Crappy and Thermidor down the tree?
 * Dixie: First of all, it's "Crabby." And second, yes! Hey, DK, you're big enough. Why don't you get them down for me?
 * DK: (chuckling) Are you kidding? Of course I can! Anything for you, Dixie! Stand aside, and let the future ruler of Kongo Bongo do its business.
 * [While DK walks off to the tree, the screen fades to black, ending the cutscene. You start playing as DK.]

Dixie’s Pets Are Saved/Ending

 * [Fades to the two crustacean pets fall down the tree, and DK grabs them safely.]
 * Dixie: (gasps in delight) Crabby! Thermidor! Finally, after all those minutes, I got you! Oh, Donkey Kong, how can I ever repay you? Bluster never helped getting them out before.
 * DK: (holding Dixie's pets) It was nothing, really. It's what I do; saving people who needed saving. (gives the two crustaceans back to Dixie) Here ya go.
 * [Dixie started hugging Crabby and Thermidor while sighing in relief.]
 * Diddy: Well, we gotta get back to Cranky's and tell him that Bluster's gonna kill us all, big buddy!
 * DK: You're right, Diddy. Let's get to it, then.
 * [DK and Diddy walk off.]
 * Dixie: (becomes worried and runs out of the jungle) Hey, guys! WAIT!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong running off in the jungle.]
 * Bluster: I've got to find some faster vehicle to get to K. Rool's and save the Crystal Coconut!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Found the Minecart

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong running, then stops to find a minecart on the railroad.]
 * Bluster: Bingo! This could be useful.
 * [Bluster hops on the minecart and proceeds riding off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending (FMV)

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong on his minecart, entering inside King K. Rool's hideout, giving off a halt sign, with an army of Kritters in the background.]
 * Bluster: Stop right there, K. Rool!
 * [K. Rool appears on-screen and becomes flabbergasted.]
 * K. Rool: What IS THIS?
 * [Bluster and K. Rool meet face-to-face as the cutscene fades to black and ends.]

Intro (FMV)

 * [Fades to Cranky's Cabin. Inside, Cranky, DK, and Diddy are finding a way to make Bluster stop killing all the Kongs on the island with his good deeds.]
 * Cranky: So, Bluster's being a nincompoop. He thought we were talking about him instead of the x-ray machine and now he's trying to weasel his way into the history books by killing all of us with his good deeds. Fat chance!
 * Diddy: How do we make him stop?
 * Cranky: With a cherry soda... (points to the shelf) ...right there on the shelf, next to the supersonic vita-punch pack.
 * [DK and Diddy turn around and see the cherry soda next to the supersonic vita-punch pack on the shelf.]
 * DK: (to Cranky) Cherry soda?
 * Cranky: He thinks he has a fatal disease?
 * DK: Yeah.
 * Cranky: All we got to do is convince him that this cherry soda is a new miracle drug that will cure him.
 * Diddy: Cherry soda's a miracle drug?
 * Cranky: Of course not. But he'll think so and he'll stop destroying Kongo Bongo by trying to be a hero. Besides, I've been trying to unload that stuff for ages.
 * Dixie: (off-screen) Diddy, DK, Cranky!
 * [Before DK and Diddy can grab the cherry soda off the shelf, they turn around and see Dixie enter inside the cabin with bad news.]
 * Dixie: (to DK, Diddy, and Cranky) Red alert! It's all over the island. King K. Rool's got the Crystal Coconut!
 * Cranky: (to Dixie) Don't be ridiculous! The Crystal Coconut's right there in its case.
 * [Cranky turns around and pounds his cane on the ground three times to make the blue Crystal Coconut case open, to convince Dixie that the Coconut's not stolen, but it is.]
 * DK, Diddy, Cranky, and Dixie: (in shock)  IT'S MISSING! 
 * Dixie: Bluster's on his way to K. Rool's to be the big hero and get the Coconut back all by himself.
 * Diddy: They'll turn him into lizard bait.
 * Cranky: (to DK) Quick, DK, grab that cherry soda and get going! You've got to stop Bluster before he gets there.
 * [DK listens to Cranky and tries to grab the cherry soda, but mistakenly grabs the supersonic vita-punch pack, leaving the cherry soda on the shelf. DK and Diddy leave outside the cabin to save Bluster from K. Rool.]
 * DK: (walking off with Diddy) Let's hurry up, little buddy.
 * [The cutscene ends by fading to black.]

Entering the Jungle

 * [Fades to DK and Diddy standing on a branch of a big tree in the jungle.]
 * Diddy: Hey, DK, did you get the cherry soda for Bluster?
 * DK: Uhhh...
 * [DK is secretly afraid to tell the truth to Diddy that he got the wrong elixir, so then he forgets about it.]
 * DK: (to Diddy) ...Yeah, Diddy. I got it, all right, heh.
 * Diddy: Good, now let's get going already!
 * DK: Hmm? Oh, uh... Right. Let's go.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending (FMV)

 * [Fades to a 20-second montage footage of DK and Diddy swinging onto vines in the jungle, to save Bluster from King K. Rool, in the episode "From Zero to Hero." Montage ends and fades to black.]

Intro (FMV)

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong telling King K. Rool and his Kritter army to hand over the Crystal Coconut, inside the hideout.]
 * Bluster: Hand over the Coconut, you prehistoric throw-back, or Bluster the Benevolent will pulverize you!
 * [DK and Diddy appear and are hiding inside, watching Bluster and K. Rool fight.]
 * DK: Too late.
 * Diddy: What a dumb baboon.
 * [Shows K. Rool and his army looking at Bluster.]
 * K. Rool: Is this the fiendishly brilliant plan of a master strategist or is he simply the stupidest ape on two feet?
 * [Cuts back to DK and Diddy.]
 * Diddy: The stupidest ape.
 * [Cuts back to Bluster.]
 * Bluster: You don't frighten me, K. Rool. vI've got nothing to lose.
 * DK: (off-screen) Yo, Bluster, over here.
 * [Bluster turns around and hears DK's whispering, and talks to K. Rool again.]
 * Bluster: Excuse me. Hold that thought.
 * [K. Rool and the Kritters look in confusion at Bluster leaving off with his minecart to talk to DK and Diddy.]
 * DK: (to Diddy) Here he comes.
 * Bluster: (appears and talks to DK and Diddy) What do you want? Bluster the Benevolent is in the process of completing his most heroic act to date and you're stepping on his toes.
 * DK: (giving Bluster the supersonic vita-punch pack) Well, here's to ya, Bluster.
 * Bluster: Toasting my victory. Slightly premature, but... (grabs the elixir from DK) Well, why not? (leaves off)
 * Diddy: (whispering to Bluster) It's Cranky's new miracle elixir.
 * DK: (whispers along with Diddy) You're cured.
 * [Bluster drinks the elixir.]
 * DK: (off-screen) So it's not worth you getting busted up by a bunch of Kritters.
 * Bluster: (stops drinking) Cured? I'm cured?
 * [Bluster comes back to K. Rool and his army.]
 * Bluster: Forget what I said before. I'm cured!
 * [K. Rool, with the Crystal Coconut, becomes irritated for the last time.]
 * Bluster: (off-screen) I'm cured, I'm cured! Long live me!
 * K. Rool:  GET THAT IDIOT!!! 
 * Bluster: Huh? (turns around and sees the Kritters with their weapons)
 * [The Kritters with their weapons powering up snicker and are about to kill Bluster.]
 * Bluster: But I'm cured. (shakes and goes crazy while changing different face expressions)
 * [Cuts back to DK and Diddy.]
 * Diddy: DK, you gave him the supersonic mega-punch pack instead of the cherry soda!
 * [Bluster explodes with electric sparks flying around.]
 * Kritters: Huh?
 * [Bluster comes out of the ground with crazy, spirally green and yellow-colored eyes.]
 * Bluster: AAAHH! HELLO, NEWTS! READY TO RUMBLLLLEE?!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Kritter Battle

 * [Fades to Bluster vs. the Kritters, inside King K. Rool's hideout.]
 * Kritter #1: Come on, men! Let's get that baboon!
 * Kritter #2: Yeah, let's do it!
 * Kritter #3: Ready your weapons!
 * [The Kritters ready their weapons together.]
 * Bluster: (with crazy, spirally green and yellow-colored eyes) Oh, this is gonna be a big fight! Okay, then!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending (FMV)

 * [Fades to all of King K. Rool's army punched and attacked while screaming off-screen outside the hideout. Inside, K. Rool is in fear.]
 * K. Rool: My army. My precious Kritters. Time to slither away.
 * [K. Rool tries to escape by pressing the button on his control panel to hide inside his secret place, while the Kritters are all flying out of nowhere, but he and the platform start quaking by Bluster, who's shaking the pole of the platform, making K. Rool and the platform crash on the ground. The Coconut flies up and down, and Bluster saves it.]
 * Bluster: (with crazy, spirally green and yellow-colored eyes) Bluster saves the day!
 * [K. Rool and his army are defeated and Bluster got the Crystal Coconut.]
 * K. Rool: (lying down) One minute you're up, the next minute you're down.
 * [Transitioning to DK, Diddy, Cranky, and Candy, watching Bluster outside Bluster Barrelworks.]
 * DK: Here he comes.
 * Bluster: (to the four Kongs) Thank you, thank you. No need for thanks. (brings out something inside the factory) For the incredible death-defying feats of heroism and courage.
 * [The four Kongs watch Bluster bring out a surprise for them.]
 * Bluster: For the acts of kindness.
 * [Cuts back to Bluster with something for the Kongs.]
 * Bluster: I have something for all of you.
 * [Moves to a shot of a portrait with Bluster's face on it.]
 * DK, Diddy, and Candy: (moaning)
 * Cranky: Don't worry, the supersonic vita-punch pack should be wearing off any second.
 * Bluster: (tries to balance the big Bluster portrait) We need to put it in a place of honour. It... will... serve as... an example.
 * Cranky: An example of a big baboon.
 * [Bluster exclaims and screams as the portrait crashes on top of him.]
 * Bluster: What happened? (sees his ruined portrait) My portrait!
 * Cranky: The windbag ran out of steam. (leaves along with DK, Diddy, and Candy, out of Bluster Barrelworks)
 * Bluster: Wait! I haven't given my speech yet. (to the audience, saying the same quote K. Rool said when he got defeated) One minute you're up, the next minute you're down.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro (FMV)

 * [Fades to DK and Candy having a formal luncheon together outside DK's hut.]
 * Candy: (eating a banana meal) Mmm... delectable.
 * [Donkey Kong has a crush on her, as a form of love hearts float around him.]
 * DK: She's so fine. (to Candy, without hearts floating around him) Like it? It's banana bourguignon.
 * Candy: (off-screen) What?
 * DK: BANANA BOURGUIGNON!
 * Candy: WHAAAT?!
 * DK: BANANA... (groaning) Never mind.
 * [DK walks over to Candy, along with his banana meal.]
 * Candy: There's room here if you like.
 * DK: (sits down and places his meal on the table) I was saying, it's banana...
 * [DK's sentence gets interrupted by an appearance of Bluster's barrel copter flying and dropping by.]
 * DK: Bluster?! How'd he find us?!
 * Bluster: (jumps off the copter) Oh, Candy...
 * Candy: (annoyed) I guess lunch is over.
 * Bluster: (walking over to DK and Candy) Well, well, isn't this special? A formal luncheon. Aren't you a little out of your league, Donkey Kong?
 * Candy: (to DK) Ignore him. (to Bluster) What do you want, Bluster?
 * Bluster: (to Candy) I've been looking all over for you. I'm the boss, and the boss says... lunch is up. BACK TO WORK! Unless... (brings out two tickets for the Banana Slammers concert to Candy) You want to play hooky with me. Two tickets, The Banana Slammers, you and me, Candy.
 * Candy: (disgusted) Forget it. Ugh, no thanks. I'm finishing my lunch with DK.
 * DK: (to Bluster) Yes!
 * Bluster: What do you see in this big, hairy ape?
 * Candy: (stands up off the chair) Well, he's, uh... well...
 * Bluster: Mmyeeesssss???
 * Candy: Well... he's... He's a big, hairy ape! ...And you're not.
 * Bluster: (ashamed) Ouch.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Activating Barrel Copter Mode

 * [Fades to Bluster hopping inside his barrel copter, then starts his engine, and it flies up in the sky.]
 * Bluster: (inside the barrel copter, mocking Candy) "Cause he's a big, hairy ape and you're not!" If that's what Candy wants... (controls his copter) That's what she'll get!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Airplane Kritters Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster flying inside his barrel copter in the sky, until a gang of Kritters in airplanes appear out of nowhere laughing.]
 * Kritter #1: Hey, bub! We're gonna take you down!
 * Bluster: Well, all of you are no friendly at all! I'll take care of this one.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Kritter Race Intro

 * [Kritters in airplanes are destroyed. Fades to Bluster flying inside his barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: (to the defeated Kritters) Hah, sorry, lizards, but this big, hairy ape is off the menu! I'm on my way for my toupee!
 * [The barrel copter flies off. Fades to black, then fades to Bluster walking in the jungle with his banana flip toupee.]
 * Bluster: (humming while walking) After getting this banana flip from the Banana Slammers concert, I feel like a new ape!
 * [Just then, a Kritter's hand from above snatches Bluster's toupee.]
 * Bluster: (stops walking) Hmm? (notices his toupee stolen) My banana flip's gone! Who's the one in the jungle responsible for this?
 * Kritter #2: (off-screen) Yoo-hoo...
 * [Bluster looks up and sees a Kritter sitting on a tree branch, grabbing Bluster's toupee.]
 * Kritter #2: (to Bluster) Looking for this?
 * Bluster: (gasps) Excuse me, sir, but I believe that banana flip belongs to me, not you.
 * Kritter #2: Oh, to you? Well, let's have ourselves a race around the jungle then. How about that, Monkey Boy? If I win, I keep the stupid hat of yours and it's all mine! But, if you win, you keep it.
 * Bluster: A race? Why should I trust a scaly pond gack like you for a deal like that? (sighing) Okay then...
 * Kritter #2: So it's settled. Let's see what YOU got!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene. The race will start.]

Kritter Race Lose

 * [Fades to the Kritter cheering and taunting at Bluster.]
 * Kritter #2: (with Bluster's banana flip) Yeah! Finders keepers, buddy!
 * [Bluster groans in frustration. Fades to black, ending the cutscene. The race will start on a rematch.]

Kritter Race Win

 * [Fades to the Kritter losing and angered by Bluster.]
 * Bluster: (with his banana flip, laughing) Good show, my friend. And now, it's my banana flip now!
 * Kritter #2: (groaning and growling) All right, you made me steamed! Let's fight, you and me! Come on, let's go now! What, are you scared? You should be, because I want it to start right now, you hear me?!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene. Bluster will fight the Kritter.]

Kritter Defeated

 * [Fades to the Kritter being outnumbered by Bluster.]
 * Kritter #2: (groaning while lying down on the ground, defeated) You win...
 * Bluster: (with his banana flip) You'd better stay here for now, and watch how a true gentlemen handles it.
 * [Bluster walks off whistling, while the Kritter lies down on the ground. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending (FMV)

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong walking over to his factory, Bluster Barrelworks, with his banana flip toupee on his head.]
 * Bluster: Candy won't be able to resist me now.
 * [Cuts to a point-of-view of Bluster walking over to his factory.]
 * Bluster: (off-screen) I'm hip. I'm happening. I'm the guy of her dreams.
 * [Bluster opens the doors to his factory while Candy Kong does her business job inside.]
 * Bluster: (off-screen) Hey, Candy. What do you say?
 * Candy: (stops working and turns around) Huh?
 * [Candy yells loudly as she sees Bluster with his new look.]
 * Bluster: Yeah, baby. Take a good look.
 * Candy: (pointing at Bluster's head) Bluster, what is that thing on your head?
 * Bluster: (looking at his banana flip, to Candy) It's the banana flip. The Banana Slammers have them. All us hairy apes wear them. So, will you go out with me now?
 * Candy: I wouldn't go out with you, even if that was your real hair. Look, Bluster, I go out with the future ruler of Kongo Bongo, Donkey Kong.
 * [Bluster Kong sighs in grief and walks out of the factory.]
 * Bluster: (to himself) Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, big deal. What makes him so special? (gets a brilliant idea) The Crystal Coconut.
 * [Bluster leaves quickly and the cutscene ends by fading to black.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster, with his banana flip, walking in the jungle at nighttime.]
 * Bluster: Hmm... Now, if I were the Crystal Coconut, where would I be located at? I know it's around here somewhere.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Krusha and Kritters Encounter

 * [Fades to Bluster, with his banana flip, sneaking around quietly, until he bumps into Krusha.]
 * Bluster: (in shock) W-Wha...?
 * Krusha: (calling out the Kritters) Uh... intruder!
 * [Kritters appear and come out of the bushes in the jungle, and ready their Klaptrap weapons while snickering.]
 * Bluster: Oh, mommy...
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]