Kiki: The Little Witch (The Private Reviewer)

The Private Reviewer: Hello, I'm the Private Reviewer. I remember it because Nostalgia Critic doesn't. I’ll try to contain my enjoyment. Well, perhaps some of you remember my first crossover review of Kiki's Delivery Service.

(Footage from the “Kiki's Delivery Service” review starts to play)

PR (v/o): It was one of the first crossover reviews I ever did, and needless to say, the film was less than breathtaking. It required some help, so the Batman humbly volunteered herself to review the film with me, like as abandoned HBO Max crap stuff in 2023.

PR: And seeing how the Batman helped me last time, I figure it’s only fitting to make the offer again. So, what do you say? You ready to go into the adulthood one more time?

Batman: No.

PR: OK. This is the prequel adaptation, “Kiki: The Little Witch.”

(A movie title is shown, followed by the clips)

PR (v/o): !?.?????.?! With that said, a Ghibli/Ankama version is the second one, and compared to the first one as the original Miyazaki's film, it is definitely better. Is it great? Well, let's not say things we can't take back, but...it definitely entertained me more than the first one. So, I didn't recommended this original Miyazaki's film because those guys have to be choosing his favorite movie like...

(a briefly clip of Knock of the Cabin is shown.)

Leonard: What’s your favorite movie?

Wen: Kiki’s Delivery Service.

Leonard: I haven’t seen that.

PR: Not all of humanity has been judged yet. Let's take a flight over The Hobbit childhood days, Kiki: The Little Witch. (A yellow caption saying Kiki: la petite sorcière appears in front of him which he quickly pushes away.) Forget about it in France, it's just a prequel, Kiki: Witch in Training*, and not an original! No other film is called a title. (a poster of Kiki's Delivery Service in the 1989 original film in France appears next to him.) Doesn't count, it's an original.


 * Note: The title is translated in France, Kiki : Sorcière en formation.

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