Cera's Pet Rhino

Cera's Pet Rhino is a short episode of the live action/traditionally animated show, The Land Before Time: Adventures in The Big City.

Synopsis
Cera buys a rhino, stupidly thinking it's the same species as her.

Main Characters

 * Cera (Female Triceratops/Threehorn/Flattooth/Fourfooter)
 * Cera Jr. (debut)

Supporting Characters

 * Littlefoot (Male Apatosaurus/Longneck/Flattooth/Fourfooter)
 * Ducky (Female Saurolophus/Swimmer/ Big Mouth / Flattooth/Twofooter)
 * Petrie (Male Pteranodon/Flyer/Flattooth/Twofooter)
 * Spike (Male Stegosaurus/Spiketail/Flattooth/Fourfooter)
 * Chomper (Sharptooth/Twofooter)
 * Ruby (Female Oviraptor/Fast Runner/Bothtooth/Twofooter)

Minor Characters

 * Pet Store cashier (debut)
 * Cera Jr's mother (debut)
 * Cera Jr's father (debut)
 * Hyp (cameo)
 * Mutt (cameo)
 * Nod (cameo)
 * Peter Parker (cameo at the end) (couldn’t appear due to copyright issues with Universal and Sony)
 * Ali (mentioned)
 * Guido (mentioned)
 * Wild Arms (mentioned)
 * Rocky (mentioned)

Reception
The short film received mixed-to-average reviews from fans, with some criticizing the short for its over-reliance on potty humor and an overall dull plot.

Transcript

 * (the episode starts with Cera laying on the couch eating popcorn watching Young Justice)
 * Cera: Hmm, these popcorn are good.
 * (Littlefoot, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby go into Cera's room)
 * Littlefoot: There's so many popcorn pieces, (sees Cera on the couch) hey, Cera.
 * Cera: Oh, hey, my six buddies, what's up? You want popcorn?
 * Ruby: No thanks, we're fine.
 * Cera: (throws the popcorn at Littlefoot, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby, using her tail) Come on, you'll like 'em.
 * Ducky: Listen, Cera, we've been needing to talk to you about something.
 * Cera: What do you want? I'm trying to watch this show!
 * Petrie: Cera, we talk to you about something.
 * Cera: It can wait until after.
 * (Chomper shuts off the TV with the remote)
 * Cera: Hey! I was watching that!
 * Spike: Talk. Now.
 * Cera: No. (turns the TV back on with her horn) TV now.
 * (Chomper gets angry and throws the TV remote to the TV, which causes it to break, it makes Cera so mad)
 * Chomper: So, are you gonna listen to us, now?
 * Cera: (turns to Littlefoot, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby) You have my full attention!
 * Littlefoot: Cera, you have been staying inside way too long, you need to get outside and actually do something with your life.
 * Cera: So, what are you saying, huh? What do you suggest that I do?
 * Chomper: Well, we were thinking that we could buy you a pet or something, you know, to keep you active.
 * Cera: A what?
 * Spike: A pet.
 * Cera: Uh, I don't get what you're saying.
 * Littlefoot: A pet, P-E-T.
 * Cera: A poot?
 * Petrie: No! An animal that you keep in Rocky's apartment or a house.
 * Cera: Um, we are animals, why would we ever wanna do that?
 * Littlefoot: No, we're dinosaurs, not animals! Me, you and Spike are fourfooters, and Ducky, Petrie, Chomper and Ruby are twofooters. Look, you train it yourself, you feed it, you give it water, you pick up it's poop and you play with it.
 * Cera: I think you've just described Spike.
 * Ruby: We're going to a pet store, you're gonna pick out a pet, we're gonna but it for you, and it will be your responsibility!
 * Cera: Sounds like a lot of work. No thank you.
 * Littlefoot: It's either that, or you get a job.
 * Cera: So, when are we gonna go to the pet store?
 * Petrie: Huh, that changed your mind pretty easily.
 * Cera: Whatever, I bet it won't even be that hard to take care of a pet.
 * Littlefoot: Alright, let's go, then.
 * Cera: Right behind ya.
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby are now outside looking for a pet store Petco at the cornor of E. 17th St and Broadway)
 * Cera: Littlefoot, where's the pet store at?
 * Littlefoot: I don't know, but, it's around here somewhere.
 * Pet store cashier: (looks down at Cera and Petrie) Hello, welcome to my outdoor pet store.
 * Petrie: Outdoor pet store? That sound like a really bad idea for pet store.
 * Pet store cashier: No, silly, it's a great idea. Come look at out selections to pick.
 * Petrie: All right.
 * Pet store cashier:'  (shows Hyp which she mistakes him for 'Mickey'  ) This is Mickey. Be careful, he has rabies. (shows Nod which she mistakes him for 'Donald'  ) This is Donald, say hi, Donald. (shows Mutt which she mistakes him for 'Goofy) This one's name is Goofy.
 * Littlefoot: Uh, why are they on leashes?
 * Pet store cashier: I don't know what else to tell you, that's really all we g... (sees that Hyp, Nod and Mutt escaped) Dang it! They got away again! This is a second time a day!
 * Cera: Well, we can come back later, I guess, ri...?
 * (Cera sees a rhino and nuzzles it)
 * Cera: How much for this one-horn?
 * Pet store cashier: Kid, that's a rhino.
 * Cera: That's not what I asked, how much is she?
 * Pet store cashier: That's not for sale!
 * Littlefoot: Cera, what are you doing? That's a rhino, it kinda doesn't look like you!
 * Cera: I WANT THE ONE-HORN! (slam her left forefoot against the floor)
 * Ruby: (gets scared) Okay, you can have the one-horn... Or rhino.
 * Cera: Yay! Her name is Cera Jr.
 * Littlefoot: Cera Jr.? Cera, it's not the same color as you. You could've trusted a name like, Sally, Lucy, or Heather?
 * Cera: (slams her left back foot against the floor) HER NAME IS CERA JR.!
 * Ducky: (screams) Okay, her name is Cera Jr.!
 * Chomper: This is so stupid, we know it's a rhino. But, maybe Cera will still treat it as a pet, and maybe it will still the same effect of responsibility on her.
 * Littlefoot: Yeah, yeah. Let's give it a try.
 * Pet store cashier: Bye, hope you enjoy your... One-horn, or rhino.
 * (Cera is now in the apartment with Cera Jr.)
 * Cera: Well, Cera Jr. Welcome to our apartment. (sees poop on the floor) Oh... Oh, she already pooped on the floor, okay. What do I do? Um... (takes Cera Jr. to the kitchen)
 * (Littlefoot, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby walk into the apartment)
 * Ducky: Hey, Cera. How's Cera Jr. (sees poop on the floor) DOING!?
 * Littlefoot: Oh my goodness, Cera! Why is there poop on the floor?!
 * Spike: Hold on. (sniffs the poop) Actually, that's my poop.
 * (Spike walks away)
 * Petrie: Spike, you disgusting. Cera's right, Littlefoot did describe Spike.
 * Cera: Alright Cera Jr., how's about I make you something to eat. What do you like to eat?
 * (Cera Jr. doesn't speak a word)
 * Cera: (gets out a cracker) Uh, you want a cracker?
 * (Cera Jr. still doesn't speak a word)
 * Cera: Oh, okay, I get it. You don't like crackers. Alright, what do you want then?
 * (Cera Jr. still doesn't speak a word)
 * Cera: (gets out a bag of goldfish) Um, you like Goldfish? I got you some Goldfish. (drops a bag of goldfish and walks over to Cera Jr.) Maybe you're just not hungry right now. Alright, well, just let me know when you get hungry.
 * (the camera fades to the outside of Rocky's apartment, with Cera and Cera Jr.)
 * Cera: Okay, Cera Jr., fetch! (throws a ball, using her tail, but Cera Jr. doesn't get the ball) Come on, I believe in you. Go, go get it.
 * (Cera Jr. still doesn't speak a word)
 * Cera: Okay, maybe you know some other tricks already. Um, roll over.
 * (Cera Jr. doesn't roll over)
 * Cera: Um, (walks a few inches back) Come here.
 * (Cera Jr. doesn't come to Cera)
 * Cera: (walks back to Cera Jr.) Um, play dead.
 * (Cera Jr. plays dead)
 * Cera: Wow, that was pretty convincing. Uh, stay.
 * (Cera Jr. stays)
 * Cera: I mean you got 'Play dead' and 'stay' right. So, I'll give you credit, good girl!
 * (the camera fades to the sidewalk where Cera carries Cera Jr. on her back)