Avengers: Doom Transcript

Prologue
(The scene starts with Doctor Doom working on a missile.)

Doctor Doom: With this missile, I can have the power I deserve. This world will have no choice but to kneel before Doctor Doom!!!!

(He sees the Avengers fighting against Green Goblin.)

Doctor Doom: But first,I'll have to get rid of those who can foil my plans.

(Meanwhile in New York, The Avengers are no match for Green Goblin. Only Spider-Man is left. The fight gets harder for the hero. But Spider-Man avoids the glider and the villain ends up killing himself.)

Iron Man: Wow. You defeated him without needing to beat him up.

Spider-Man: (weakly) Maybe I was too lucky.

Iron Man: Now, I'll train you so you won't rely on luck. From now on, You are an Avenger.

(Avengers: Doom)

Doctor Doom recruits Mysterio
(Mysterio watches the Avengers winning the fight.)

Mysterio: (angrily) Curses. It's NOT FAIR. THE AVENGERS ALWAYS DEFEATING THEIR ENEMIES. AND EVEN SPIDER-MAN IS AMONG THEM NOW!!!!

(Suddenly a telephone rings)

Mysterio: (attends the telephone) Hi.

Doctor Doom: Can you come to Latveria? I got a special job which requires your talents.

(Mysterio goes to Latveria)

Mysterio: (sarcasticaly) The great Victor Von Doom. What would the great ruler of Latveria want from someone like me?

Doctor Doom: I know how much you hate Spider-Man and Iron Man. I need you to invade Stark Tower and steal some useful data about the Avengers.

Mysterio: I see... And what could be these useful data exactly?

Doctor Doom: The contingency plans made by Iron Man himself.

Mysterio: Where should I start?

Spider-Man is officially an Avenger
(In a restaurant where Spider-Man is eating a pizza white the other Avengers are eating some sandwiches)

Spider-Man: (after eating a pizza slice) I don't even believe what I am doing.

Bruce Banner: Me neither. Spider-Man? An Avenger? Seriously?

Hawkeye: How did Norman end up beaten by a spider?

Thor: And that moment he jumped to avoid that killer glider.

Captain America: It's good. We are seriously needing some new members.

Iron Man: Yes... Spider-Man is a good start. (to Spider-Man) By the way, Peter... Your training starts tomorrow!

Spider-Man: I just can't wait.

(Meanwhile, Mysterio is at Stark Tower)

Mysterio: I got here. Are you sure that Stark holds some useful data?

Doctor Doom: Of course he does. And with these data in our hands, The Avengers will be destroyed once and for all. So will be half of this miserable population.

Mysterio: And what are you planning after this?

Doctor Doom: I'm planning to turn half of the world into Neo Latveria and obtain the power I deserve.

(Mysterio gets the data and copies it to his pen drive)

Mysterio: Ready. I got this.

Doctor Doom: Excellent work. Now, get back here.

The Other Masters of Evil
(Crimson Dynamo is seen killing a bear.)

Crimson Dynamo: Just another easy prey. Isn't there any challenge?

(Enchantress, Songbird, Baron Zemo and Red Hulk appear)

Baron Zemo: I know how you feel, Dynamo.

Songbird: Why don't we try to draw the Avengers' attention?

Red Hulk: Because if we do it, they will knock us out.

Crimson Dynamo: Much better than simply hunting Bears down.

Enchantress: They can defeat us together. But... Can they defeat us without their teamwork?

(Mysterio appears)

Mysterio: Hey guys.

Baron Zemo: What brings you here, Quentin Beck?

Mysterio: I just couldn't resist hearing your discussion and I decided to ask you to come with me to Latveria.

Enchantress: So... That mortal vermin is still alive?

Baron Zemo: This sounds interesting.

Crimson Dynamo: My pleads were finally heard.

Red Hulk: When shall we begin?

Doctor Doom's Plan
(Mysterio takes the Master of Evil to Doomsdat Castle)

Mysterio: Sir. I brought visitors.

Doctor Doom: Let them in.

Baron Zemo: (comes in) It's an honor to meet you, Victor Von Doom.

Doctor Doom: The same goes to you, Helmut Zemo.

(One minute later,The villains are in the meeting room)

Doctor Doom: All of us are gathered here for one reason in common. Destroy the Avengers.

(Doctor Doom shows Iron Man's contingency plans)

Doctor Doom: With these plans made by Tony Stark himself, we can make sure that the Avengers won't be an obstacle for us anymore.

Crimson Dynamo: Even if we get rid of them, Iron Man will be the one left.

Doctor Doom: That's why I called you here, Crimson Dynamo. You will bury Iron Man alive.

Baron Zemo: How will Dynamo do this?

Doctor Doom: (shows his own plan against Iron Man) First, Dynamo will violate his parents' graves. Second, Iron Man will try to investigate it. And third, Dynamo will beat him up and bury him alive.

Crimson Dynamo: Ok. You convinced me. When shall we begin?

Iron Man Ambushed
(The next day)

Spider-Man: Great. I'm late.

Bruce Banner: First day is always hard.

War Machine: Ah. You came here. Stark is waiting for you in the training room.

Spider-Man: I'm on my way.

(In the training room, Spider-Man hits 95% of the targets)

Spider-Man: Damn it. I missed 5%.

Black Widow: (comes in) 95%? Not bad.

Spider-Man: I wonder if Stark would say the same thing.

Black Widow: That's why he recruited you.

Spider-Man: Yeah. It makes sense.

War Machine: Not bad for the first day, huh?

Iron Man: Yeah. Nice job.

Spider-Man: Thanks. Mr. Stark.

(Later, that night.)

JARVIS: There's a problem, sir.

Iron Man: What is it, JARVIS?

JARVIS: Your parents' graves were violated.

(Without wearing any armor, Tony Stark goes to investigate the case)

Iron Man: What... Who could possibly dare to...

(Crimson Dynamo shows up and attacks Stark)

Crimson Dynamo: Finally... I will get my revenge, Tony Stark.

(Crimson Dynamo beats Stark up)

Spider-Man in Trouble
(Spider-Man goes to the Arcades where he plays a video game without knowing that Mysterio is hidden in it)

Spider-Man: Nothing like playing video games after a day job.

Harry: Hey, Peter. Have you heard about a Quiz Maze Game which they just launched?

Spider-Man: Not now, Harry. I'm almost finishing this one here.

????: He's not asking you!!!

(Suddenly, Spider-Man is dragged into the maze)

Spider-Man: All right, whoever you are. Where am I?

(Mysterio reveals himself)

Mysterio: In your worst nightmare, Peter Parker.

Spider-Man: Mysterio!

Mysterio: This is not just a quiz, the last question is like a lie detector. Do you know what it means? Everyone will know who is Spider-Man. (Laughs maniacally)

Spider-Man: (to himself) What should I do now?

(Peter Parker tries to find the exit as he answers the questions correctly)

Hawkeye's Last Birthday?
(Hawkeye is having a birthday party.)

Kate Bishop: Happy birthday,Clint.

Hawkeye: Thanks,Kate.

(Hawkeye blows the birthday candle and gives the first piece of cake to his wife, then he receives a soda cup.)

Hawkeye: I don't remember having asked for soda.

Guest: That woman asked me to give it to you.

(The guest points at the woman who is Songbird in disguise)

Hawkeye: As she insists....

(Hawkeye goes closer to the mysterious woman)

Hawkeye: Hi, beautiful.

Songbird: Hello.

Hawkeye: It's awkward. But I guess we met before.

Songbird: Maybe we did. By the way, how do you like my pink highlights.

Hawkeye: Pink highlights? (surprised) Melissa? What are you doing here?

(Suddenly Songbird kisses Hawkeye so he couldn't notice about a poisonous pill he was forced to swallow.)

Songbird: Perhaps to bestow a last kiss upon you... Why don't you just relax?

(Hawkeye felt some heartache)

Hawkeye Aaaarrrrgh.

Songbird: Ow. It seems you have been stressed lately... Too bad...

(Songbird sings closer to his ears, Hawkeye tries to resist. But it's in vain)

Songbird: That's right. Relax. I hope you survive, Clint. I really do. (kisses Hawkeye before leaving)

Ant-Man: That woman got you, huh? (notices that something is wrong with Hawkeye) Clint? CLINT?