Marvel Spotlight (Marvel;Re)/Deadpool: A Man of Culture

Deadpool: Man of Culture is an issue in Marvel Spotlight.

Synopsis
Deadpool here, just read the damn comic! I am not going to bother to spoil the plot.

Transcript
The issue begins with a bunch of masked guys giving out Christmas gifts to children as Deadpool comes in.


 * Deadpool: You guys look suspicious. Are you sure you guys work for Toys For Tots?
 * Masked Man 1: Uhhh yeah we do. Cause these are Battle Beasts.
 * Deadpool: So you are planning on blowing up children or something!
 * Masked Man 1: I just told you we were giving kids toys.
 * Deadpool: Battle Beasts is defunct! So I am not letting you assholes ruin Christmas cause mommy never loved you!
 * Masked Man 2: My mother died because of cancer.
 * Deadpool: Now you are going to die by a guy who has cancer:

Deadpool turns on Uptown Girl by Billy Joel as he begins cutting through the masked men. After the men are dead, Deadpool opens one of the gifts as he sees the Hydra symbol on a bomb as it blows up.


 * Deadpool: Why would Hydra try to blow up kids? Well I better throw away these gifts.

He throws them into the ocean as it cuts to Atlantis as a random Atlantean finds one of the gifts, opens it and then dies of the explosion. It cuts to Bob, Agent of Hydra, decorating a Christmas tree as Deadpool breaks into the house.


 * Bob: Deadpool?? What the fuck are you doing here?
 * Deadpool: I need to find Hydra now!
 * Bob: Why?
 * Deadpool: Because your organization is trying to blow up children!
 * Bob: Hydra would never do that!
 * Deadpool: Why wouldn't they?
 * Bob: Because we all love Christmas. So much we have a Hydra Walmart.
 * Deadpool: Hydra has their own Walmart?
 * Bob: Yes they do. They believe in the Christmas spirit.
 * Deadpool: Give me the coordinates to Hydra Walmart.