Tournament Doofus/The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down/Transcript

Scene 1: A Tournament of Mine/Newsflash about the Tournament/Tidying

 * [It starts off in a massive hall, where Mickey is standing; a spotlight turns on, where we see Mickey, all dressed up, as he begins to sing a song; "A Tournament of Mine"]
 * Mickey Mouse: [singing] Of the many places I've ever been, here, and there, and here... While it ain't my favorite, ain't even the best, but it's certainly crazier than the rest, it's this jolly, jolly jolly, tournament of mine, all the shimmers, lights and glimmers, all great sparkles and all good times, it's this jolly, jolly jolly, tournament of mine, all the stars above, the sun shining above the sky and all the clouds above the sky, why ever tamper when I'm when I'm always being pampered up and ready to go and enjoy my day at the GCC, It'll be so great that I will enjoy going there and having some fun, happy I'll be... At least if I had better assistants.
 * [The song ends]
 * Mickey Mouse: [sighs] Oh, alas. As if it was true. Well, well, exce-
 * [Mickey's sentence is interrupted, as we cut to a newsflash promoting the GCC]
 * Announcer: -And we are- this is property of Disney+, and speaking of said entertainment, well, more specifically, animation, the- the Great Cartoon Championships have opened their doors. Chance of a lifetime. Chance of a lifetime. Availability to pre-order tickets comes- [dialogue gets more and more quiet as we zoom out of the screen to Bugs Bunny, grumpily sitting on a couch in the GCC leisure room]
 * Bugs Bunny: [sighs] Oh, does it need to come again? I feel like ass. I feel like ass...
 * [Mickey, with a broomstick, is mopping the floor where Bugs is sitting]
 * Mickey Mouse: Bugs!
 * Bugs Bunny: Come on, just a little longer?
 * Mickey Mouse: [grabs Bugs' throat] [grunts]
 * Bugs Bunny: Okay! Okay! Okay...
 * Mickey Mouse: [drops him]
 * Bugs Bunny: [chuckles] So-
 * Mickey Mouse: [stuffs the broomstick in his face]
 * TBD

Sketch 1: Tom and Zany

 * [It begins in a regular house, where Jerry is searching for food; he is tired and hungry without any cheese; he then bumps into a cabinet, where it opens, and we see Tom (who obviously expected Jerry to be looking for food, but never planned everything else due to his own incompetence) crammed in there, when he jumps out to get Jerry, but Jerry slams the door on him, Tom's head breaking through the wood, and slotting the doorknob in his mouth, while the wood falls onto the table. Tom rolls out of the cabinet, and off of said table. Jerry finds an entire abundance of candy behind where Tom was, so he decides to take the opportunity and chow it all down; the candy quickly gives Jerry sugar rush, as he begins to run around the table. Tom, who was lying on the floor while Jerry was eating, decides to take advantage of this sugar rush by setting up a falling anvil trap, where an anvil is tied to a piece of rope, in which the top area of the rope is placed on a clothing hanger; Tom is sitting underneath the table, right beneath where the anvil is going to fall and right where Jerry is. He then lets go of the rope, in which Jerry dodges, and it smashes through the table and lands on Tom. After a short pause, Tom holds up the anvil with a shaking hand, thus concluding the sketch]

Scene 2: Disney+ HQ/???/None of Us

 * TBA

Sketch 2: Paintball Mickey

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