Ed, Edd n Eddy (Feature Film)/Transcript

Act I
The Movie Begins at the Cartoon Network Studios, the Owner had a meeting with the Eds. While Walking Out of the Studio after Watching that Amazing Show, A Guard named Cillian Darcy is a Miserable Man and a Good Friends with the Owner. Cillian's Waxing his Friend's Car, The Owner Kick the Eds and His Friends out of the Studio While Chasing Ed and Eddy, They Accidentally Set one of the Studios on Fire. Eddy and Ed Walked away from Edd who is Staying the Studio and they are So Sad.
 * Owner: Okay now I Know the Show bumped out of first Place Rating.
 * Ed: I SMELL STINKY CHESSE!
 * Edd: Let our Boss Talk.
 * Owner: Hold on Where's Eddy?
 * Edd: He's Coming in Late.
 * Owner: Yokogami Again?
 * Edd: Yeah.
 * Owner: Listen, Since Your Show is out of the Ratings.... I'm Afraid that... Ed Edd n Eddy and Friends Show is Cancelled.
 * Edd: Cancelled?! We Lost Fame?
 * Owner: I'm Going to Call my Favorite Secerity Guard
 * Edd: Security Guard? Who is He?
 * Cillian: Yokogami.
 * Yokogami: Cillian How're You Holding up?
 * Cillian: Nothing Much. I'm Doing a Good Work for the Past 30 Years. The Owner Throwing me an Anniversry Party in the Falls
 * Yokogami: I Haven't Seen Your Sister For the Last 49 Years.
 * Cillian: We Just Had a Fight Years Ago. It's my Job for Money for my Sister.
 * Yokogami: I Know the Owner, He's our Good Friend sinces we Were 10. He Want to Tell you Something.
 * Cillian: What is It?
 * Yokogami: Turtlewaxing.
 * Cillian: Great!
 * Owner: Please Get out! You're Fired! Morning Cillian!
 * Cillian: Morning Buddy.
 * Eddy: Huh?! a Security Guard?
 * Owner: Yeah, He's my Good Friend.
 * Cillian: He Throwing me an Anniversery Party in the falls.
 * Owner: For 30 Years of Working.
 * Edd: Happy Anniversry Cillian.
 * Cillian: Thanks. Hey Pal What do you Want from Me?
 * Owner: Pal, Listen I've Cancelled Their Cartoon so I Need to Escort the 3 Eds out.
 * Cillian: You've Cancelled The Show?
 * Owner: Yeah Pal, Listen i Want you to Escort them Out so I Can Figure this Out. Can You?
 * Cillian: Okay.
 * Owner: Good. Edd, I Want to Talk to you.
 * Cillian: What did you Do?!!
 * Eddy: Yokogami's in There!
 * Yokogami: Cillian Darcy!!!!! *Stroming towards Cillian* You've Destroyed my Favorite Studio!
 * Eddy: Yokogami,
 * Yokogami: GET OUTTA HERE EDDY!
 * Owner: Cillian... are you okay? Come With me, Listen... Cillian i Saw the Studio on Fire, I Know it's an Accident.
 * Cillian: Buddy i'm Sorry....
 * Owner: this is Too Much... I Think you Should Take a Vacation. Just Go Home Cillian You're Fired.
 * Edd: Can You Just Recondier about our Show?
 * Owner: Wait?... You...You ARE PERFECT ABOUT OUR NEW SHOW!
 * Eddy: Double D, You're Staying?
 * Owner: Edd, I Offer You that You willl be the New Main Protagonist of the Biecp Brothers, An Action Packed Cartoon and Exchanged... You Can Take a Week Off.
 * Edd: Sorry you Guys... This is Goodbye....
 * Ed: Goodbye Double D
 * Eddy: We'll See you Someday.

Act II
A fancy English Tudor. Cillian rides up on his motorbike.

Delia Ketchum is clipping the hedges next door along with Mr. Mime. There are three pigeons eating bird seed from birdhouse on a stand next to Delia. The top of Sylvester's head can be viewed eying the pigeons.
 * Delia Ketchum: Little Cillian!

Cillian waves back, smiling warmly but wearily.


 * Cillian: Hey, Mrs. Ketchum! Mr. Mime!


 * Pigeon: How was your day at work?


 * Cillian: Eventful.

Cillian goes in the house.

Deila Ketchum and Mr. Mime dosen't notice that Sylvester is up at they're level, about the grap the pigeons. Delia snips the hedges absent-mindedly, lobbing off Sylvester's tail. Sylvester screams and shoots out of frame.

Cillian enters the house. He shuts the door and sighs deeply. There is the sudden sound of his gym bag unzipping. Ed and Eddy climbs out.


 * Eddy: Look, it's your old friends Ed and Eddy.

Ed sticks out his tongue and gives Cillian a great big Wet Willy (tongue in ear).


 * Cillian: Hey, how...?


 * Eddy: Don't think about it for too long; it'll just mess with your head.

Ed and Eddy strolls around the place, touching everything, turning stuff over, shaking it, etc.


 * Eddy: So Ed, looks like you, me, and the security guard are fellow slackers, footloose and employment free...

Cillian: I'm sorry. Did I miss the part where I invited you in?

Ed and Eddy places they're hands on a neat stack of magazines and spreads them haphazardly across the table. They glances at the covers. The Bicep Brothers and Edd are on every cover. Ed and Eddy snorts.


 * Eddy: Liberal Media Bias.

Eddy picks up a Hollywood Reporter, which somehow managed to get printed, delivered and end up in a pile of read magazines in a house.


 * Eddy: Well, no such thing as bad publi... (noticing something) Oooo...


 * Cillian: Prehaps I was being too polite. Get out.


 * Eddy: (laughs) If I had a nickel for...

Ed and Eddy notices something. They zip out of frame


 * Cillian: Eddy, Ed.


 * Eddy: Yeah?


 * Cillian: Get out of My House Now!


 * Eddy: Before we Go, We Just Want to Say, We're Sorry for got you Fired.


 * Cillian: I'm Listening... Why?


 * Eddy: We Lost Fame and Our Home.


 * Ed: Yeah. We Lost Our Friends.


 * Cillian: Look... I Know We Lost Ours Jobs. You're Welcome to Stay Here if you Want.


 * Eddy: Yes! Thanks Cillian


 * Cillian: How do you Know who I Am?!


 * Eddy: Your Neighbour Told Us about you. You're an Good Man, Your Parents Died after You're Born.


 * Cillian: That's Right. You 2 are Welcome to Live Here as my cartoonist Sons.


 * Eddy: Thanks

At Night while Cillian, Eddy and Ed are Asleep, A Misterious Figure throw a Rock to Cillian's Room.


 * Cillian: a Rock.


 * Eddy: There's a note.


 * Cillian: it's Saids... Dear Cillian Darcy, I escaped from prison and I have your long lost twin sister, Let me Take Care of her, We can Have a Family, Your arch-enemy Mr. Black".


 * Ed: Mr. Black?


 * Cillian: He's my Nemesis sinces we Were 15.


 * Eddy: You're a CIA Agent?


 * Cillian: Im Retired.


 * Eddy: Can you Come out of Retirement and take us with you?


 * Ed: we Need an Adventure!


 * Cillian: Alright. Get in!

so then Cillian, Ed and Eddy drives off onto a new adventure