The Muppets Christmas House Party transcript

Prologue: The Opening Intro
Announcer: “It’s time for some live entertainment on ABC family, Disney productions presents: The Muppets Christmas House Party, appearing on tonight’s broadcast: Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, the Great Gonzo, Sam the Eagle and the entire Muppet gang.”

Scene 1: The Muppet Family Boarding House
Kermit: "Oh hello, everybody, we're so thrilled you could come to our boarding house for our Christmas house party."

Walter: "We've got the Christmas tree decorated and the Christmas wreath hanging on our front door and the karaoke machine for Christmas sing alongs."

Fozzie: "Plus, we've got the decorations and posters hanging up on the walls."

Rizzo: "And we've got de Christmas party dinna' and dessert foods cookin' in de kitchen."

Gonzo: "Oh, Rizzo, every single type of food is your most absolute favorite."

Miss Piggy: "Well? what are we waiting for? let the fun and excitement begin."

[Music In Background]

Kermit: It's our most favorite time of the year 

Gonzo: there'll be stockings for hanging and popcorn for popping and cheer

Bean: it's our most favorite time of the year

​Fozzie: it's our most favorite time of the year

Scooter: there'll be gifts for wrapping and chestnuts for toasting and cheer

Skeeter: it's our most favorite time of the year

Rowlf: it's our most favorite time of the year

Miss Piggy: the young kids will be laughing and dancers will be dancing and cheer

Janice: it's our most favorite time of the year

Swedish Chef: It's oooor must fefureete-a teeme-a ooff zee yeer

Mildred Huxtetter: there'll be cookies for baking and trees decorating and cheer

All Muppet friends: It's our most favorite time of the year': "

Kermit: "Okay, thank you, nice job, everybody, but right before we begin, I've invited everybody from Sesame Street, Fraggle Rock, Frog Town Hollow, the Big Blue House and the Swamp."

Fozzie: "In fact, here come the 1st guests right now."

Kermit looks right out the window and sees the Sesame Street gang members coming right up their door step.

Kermit: "Oh my gosh, it's the Sesame Street gang, I don't believe they're here!"

Cut to Ernie, Bert, Grover, Elmo, Big Bird, Telly, Baby Bear, Cookie Monster, Mr. Johnson, Rosita, Farley, Count Von Count, Herry, Snuffy, Zoe, Pairie Dawn, Gladys, Don Music, Forgetful Jones, Placido Flamingo, Oscar and the 2 Headed Monster outside.

Ernie: "Hey, Merry Christmas and happy holidays from Sesame Street, everybody!"

All Sesame Street gang members (except Oscar): Here we come a caroling, among the leaves so green

here we come a wand'ring, so fair to be seen

love and joy, come to you, and a merry Christmas too

so we send you and wish you a happy new year

and we send you a happy new year

Oscar: "I'm gonna stay outta this 1."

Oscar hides his head back inside his trash can.

Big Bird: we are not daily beggars that beg from door to door

but we are neighbors' children who you have seen before

All Sesame Street gang members (except Oscar): love and joy come to you, and a merry Christmas too

so we send you and wish you a happy new year

and we send you a happy new year

Ernie: but master and mistress as you sit by the fire

Bert: think of us poor children who wander in the mire

All Sesame Street gang members (except Oscar): love and joy come to you, and a merry Christmas too

so we send you and wish you a happy new year

and we send you a happy new year

Elmo: so bless the master of this house likewise the mistress too

Farley: and all the little children that round table, go

All Sesame Street gang members (except Oscar): love and joy come to you and a merry Christmas too

so we send you and wish you a happy new year

and we send you a happy new year…………

Forgetful Jones: "Alright, pardners, the Christmas house party is that way, let's go inside everybody."

The Sesame Street gang members enter the Muppet Family Boarding House.

Dr. Teeth: "Well, we're so thrilled you guys could make it."

They all walk right past Swedish Chef, who is preparing the Christmas party dinner and dessert foods in the kitchen.

Swedish Chef: Deck zee hells, let's throo thees perty

Singing Food: Fa la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Cookie Monster: "Oh boy, yummy good."

Rizzo: "Hey, you know what, Oscar? your trash can doesn't seem like a bad place t'sleep ova' in tonight."

Oscar: "Well, you're absolutely right, I wouldn't mind having a rat like you sleeping over in my trash can."

Telly: "So, Kermit, now that we're all here, let's just sit around and relax 'til the next guests get here."

Kermit: "Okay, Telly, good idea."

They all sit right back and relax, 'til they hear the next guests coming right up the door step.

Baby Bear: "Hey, I heaw them, I heaw the next guests coming wight up the doow step."

They all look out the window and see the Fraggle Rock gang coming right up their door step.

Gobo: "Happy Festival of the Bells from Fraggle Rock, everybody!"