The Tiny Chef Show: Cake/Transcript

Here is the transcript for Cake, a fanmade "The Tiny Chef Show" episode. This is for Fanmade Tiny Chef Show Episodes

Transcript:


 * (the episode, as usual, starts at Tiny Chef's tree stump home. Tiny Chef is in his room.)


 * Tiny Chef: Hmmmm... which dessert to make... There's ice cream! Or grapes! Wait, that's a vegetable. Hmmmmm... *gasp* I got it!


 * (the alarm for the show sounds)


 * Tiny Chef: And just in time!


 * (theme song)


 * RuPaul: Hello, family and friends! It's RuPaul here, telling you it's time for The Tiny Chef Show! Now, give it up for the cook who's smaller than a bug, it's Tiny Chef!


 * Tiny Chef: Thank you! And welcome everybody! I'm Tiny Chef! As you can see I'm not joined by Olly tonight because I have a big surprise, and I'm trying to distract Olly. So what are you waiting for, wanna check on Olly? Oh, you can do that later. Today, I'm making something you can eat at a birthday party. Show 'em what it is Henry!


 * (Henry presses that red button that reveals the dish)


 * Tiny Chef: It's strawberry cake!


 * (a quick dance party happens, said dance party happens right after the dish is revealed)


 * Tiny Chef: Today, we're making strawberry (shortcut) cake for Olly as a surprise! A strawberry (shortcut) cake is a sweet snack for birthdays containing these ingredients:


 * 1 c mini marshmallows


 * 2 c (2 10 oz. packages) frozen, sliced strawberries, completely thawed in syrup


 * 1 pkg (3 oz) strawberry jello (gelatin)


 * 2 1/4 c flour


 * 1 1/2 c sugar


 * 3 tsp baking powder


 * 1/2 tsp salt


 * 1/2 c shortening


 * 1 c milk


 * 3 eggs


 * and 1 tsp vanilla


 * Tiny Chef: We have all our ingredients, so there'll be no What's In My Bag today. Ok, now you can check on Olly!


 * (screen cuts to Olly's room, which is filled with tiny machines)


 * Olly: Oh, hi! I wonder why Tiny Chef won't let me into the kitchen! I wonder if this recipe only requires 1 person. I should go check on Tiny Chef.


 * (Olly tries to go to the kitchen, but is stopped by Tiny Chef)


 * Tiny Chef: Wait! I'm... uh... very busy right nw. OK, bye! (leaves)


 * Olly: Hmmm...


 * [without Olly noticing, RuPaul begins a segment]


 * RuPaul: Strawberries, strawberries, strawberries. So yummy to eat! You'll find them in a delicious strawberry cake and in big strawberry fields! Did you know strawberries turn black when they start to rot? Strawberries are sued in all sorts of yummy dishes! Can you say "strawberry" 5 times fast? (gives the viewer some time to try and say "strawberry" 5 times fast) Hm. Guess not.


 * [the segment ends]


 * Olly: What the fun? Why is Tiny Chef not letting me into the kitchen? I'll just stay in my room for a little bit.


 * (scene cuts to Tiny Chef's kitchen, where he takes the cake to the table, not knowing he has left the strawberries out of the cake)


 * Tiny Chef: There. Now it'll be a surpri-


 * (phone rings)


 * Tiny Chef: Oh come on! Here we go again.


 * RuPaul: Because it's time to Dish with Chef!


 * Tiny Chef: Welcome everybody to Dish with Chef! Today's guest is a classic host from Blue's Clues, but it's not Steve Burns! It's Donovan Patton, aka Joe!


 * Donovan Patton: Hi, Tiny Chef!


 * Tiny Chef: Hi, Donovan Patton! So, what would you like to make a story about?


 * Donovan Patton: Pirates!


 * Tiny Chef: Arrr!


 * (CUT)


 * Tiny Chef: Which is better, green or purple?


 * Donovan Patton: Purple.


 * Tiny Chef: I would choose that color too!


 * (CUT)


 * Tiny Chef: What is- Wait, this isn't the right card...


 * Donovan Patton: Oh, Tiny Chef, I think you left the strawberries on the table.