Bad Hair Day/Transcript

(Theme Song)

[After the theme song, the title card appears]

[After the title card, the babies are seen playing as Skeeter interupts playtime]

Skeeter: Hey guys! Watch this! [does a flip]

The babies clap.

Kermit: Wow Skeeter, that's amazing! How did you learn to do that?

Skeeter: Uh, I'm not sure, but I've been pretty great at it.

Kermit: [shrugs]

[Nanny walks into the room]

Nanny: Hi kids, I've got some good news and bad news.

Gonzo: Oh no! Aliens are attacking, I knew it!

Nanny: (Giggles) No Gonzo, Aliens are not even real!

Gonzo: Oh good!

Piggy: So what's the good news nanny?

Nanny: The good news is that there's an inspector coming to investigate the nursery house.

Fozzie: What's an inspector?

Scooter: An inspector, Fozzie, is a person who comes to your house and investigates to see if you have any weapons, and if you do, you'll go to jail.

Nanny: That's right Scooter.

Fozzie: Oh, I thought he was some type of comedian.

Piggy: Silly Fozzie, an inspector can't be a comedian if he investigates!

Fozzie: Or maybe he could be a investigating comedian! (Giggles)

Piggy: (groans)

Walter: "Well, Nanny, you can always count on all of us even when the inspector comes."

Nanny: "That's good, Walter, just try to keep outta trouble, okay?"

Rowlf: "Okay, Nanny, we'll all keep outta trouble."

Nanny: Okay, the inspector should be here soon.

All babies: Bye Nanny!

Nanny exits the nursery.

Scooter: "Hey, you guys, while the inspector arrives, let's play a real good game."