To Cocky Wally Walrus (Short)/Transcript

'''WARNING: The following transcript contains words that some readers may find uncomfortable. Viewer discretion is advised.'''


 * (Wally Walrus in his kitchen cooking soup and slurping)
 * Wally Walrus: Mmm! This tomato soup is delicious
 * (He sings My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean, Woody Woodpecker peeks in the kitchen and sneaks)
 * Woody Woodpecker: Ooooh. Wally Walrus something is cooking!
 * (He crawling in the floor to Wally Walrus; Woody Woodpecker takes a match and put on the Wally's feet; Woody Woodpecker striking his match to Wally's feet and Wally Walrus sniffing and looks where his feet start burn)
 * Wally Walrus: (gasps and screams)
 * (He flies up and falls down in the floor; Wally Walrus run off to the bathroom opening water sink and puts his a foot in the sink and relaxing; Woody Woodpecker adding many salts in tomato soup)
 * Woody Woodpecker: (gasps)
 * (He runs off; Wally Walrus came in the kitchen and slurping his soup; he coughs, wheezing and screehing; Wally Walrus runs and flies up around, Woody Woodpecker watching where Wally Walrus flies around, and Wally Walrus fell in the floor; Wally Walrus gets up from the floor with red and blue stars and circling her head and shaking her head)
 * Woody Woodpecker: Whatcha doin' Wally Walrus? You need help.
 * Wally Walrus: (to Woody Woodpecker) YOU STUPID WOODPECKER! What's this crap?
 * Woody Woodpecker: You know it. Wally.
 * Wally Walrus: Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP! You fucking crazy woodpecker, you messed up, my soup is all in salt. Now I have to cook again and now get out of here
 * Woody Woodpecker: (dramatically) So, do you want me to freak out. (bad voice acting) Wally Walrus!!!! You bastard!!!! Right now I'll give you "get out of here" so don't seem enough!
 * Wally Walrus: (nervous) Oooh, well I'm sorry Woody Woodpecker (nervous laughs)
 * Woody Woodpecker: (sniffs) Hey! What the fuck is that?
 * Wally Walrus: What! Oh no no no Woody, this is my mother's picture, you won't belive it Woody.
 * Woody Woodpecker: Oooh Wally, how did I bother you. (bad voice acting) So your asshole is tanned (loudly) YES!!!
 * Wally Walrus: Fuck you!
 * Woody Woodpecker: No! (angrily) I kill you stupid cunt.
 * Wally Walrus: Yeah fuck you!
 * Woody Woodpecker: You yourself.
 * Wally Walrus: No! It's nothing, I'm here an honored worker at the spaceport and constructions, Coliseum, seen, my job. (laughs)
 * Woody Woodpecker: (to audience) This fagot already fucked me! (he slaps Wally's face) Now listen you stupid moron, you're already starting to bother me. (dramatically) But I will cook here. (normal tone) I will cook your fucking spaghetti with meatballs, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. (laughs and pecking Wally's head)
 * (He run off from the kitchen and Wally Walrus too, then Woody runs back to the kitchen and slams the door; Wally Walrus hits in the door and rapidly knocking)
 * Wally Walrus: Open up the door! (continues rapidly knocking) Open up or I'll throw you out!
 * (Woody Woodpecker hung the inscription "No Vacancy" on the door; he close his door)
 * Wally Walrus: By yiminy, I think I'll use the fucking weapons.
 * (He took a cannon and starts shot; in the slow motion cannon ball flies and door is blown; Woody is shocked at Wally Walrus)
 * Woody Woodpecker: Hey bitch! (bad voice acting) You broke the fucking door!
 * (He angrily roaring at Wally Walrus and start fighting; Wally Walrus punching his Woody's face and threw hard on the floor; Wally Walrus evil laughs and Woody starts crying)
 * Woody Woodpecker: Wally Walrus! You're evil. (dramaticaly) You offended me.
 * Wally Walrus: But Woody, I want to tell you something.
 * Woody Woodpecker: (loudly) FUCK YOU! RIGHT NOW I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY! (screams and crying)
 * Wally Walrus: But Woody, I'm sorry.
 * Woody Woodpecker: Will not forgive (crying)
 * Wally Walrus: No Woody, please forgive me
 * Woody Woodpecker: (screams and crying) YEAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (crying)
 * Wally Walrus: Stop crying Woody, I'll give you spaghetti with meatballs now, I'll feed you!
 * Woody Woodpecker: Yeah, you fuck up feed me, I'll eat that crappy spaghetti with meatballs! (loudly) NO!!!!!
 * Wally Walrus: (sadly) But Woody!
 * Woody Woodpecker: SHUT UP! You motherfucker, you do note love me at all. (crying) I'll go away! (screams and crying)
 * (He was still crying and leave the kitchen)
 * Wally Walrus: (sadly) But Woody, don't go away, do not leave me please.
 * (He begins crying)
 * Wally Walrus: Woody! I will no longer (crying)
 * (Cut to the Buzz Buzzard who smoking and walking in the neighborhood)
 * Buzz Buzzard: What a beautiful day, birds singing.
 * Woody Woodpecker: (screams and crying and runs by)
 * Buzz Buzzard: Uh oh. (to audience) That's my pal Woody.
 * (He dashes off to the Woody Woodpecker and screeching to a halt)
 * Buzz Buzzard: Hello Woody, how are you.
 * Woody Woodpecker: No way!
 * (He was still crying and runs away)
 * Buzz Buzzard: Hey Woody wait, I want to tell you something.
 * (Something in the neighborhood is quiet)
 * Buzz Buzzard: Ah, fuck off!
 * (He turned and walking in the neighborhood; Buzz Buzzard hearing where Wally Walrus crying in the house)
 * Buzz Buzzard: What's going on here.
 * (He ran into the Wally Walrus's house)
 * Wally Walrus: (crying)
 * (Something door knocking)
 * Wally Walrus: Come in.
 * (Buzz Buzzard opens door and comes in)
 * Buzz Buzzard: Hello partner, I came to you to chat with you.
 * Wally Walrus: Hello!
 * (He wipes his tears in eyes)
 * Wally Walrus: Thank god you came, where's the Woody.
 * Buzz Buzzard: Woody! (chuckles) He's gone, he won't be back in a year.
 * Wally Walrus: Why!
 * Buzz Buzzard: Because he is upset, and Woody is gone forever.
 * Wally Walrus: What! No, this will not work. (dramatically) I want Woody Woodpecker back.
 * Buzz Buzzard: Mr. Walrus, stop grumbling. Woody has nothing to do with it. (her tummy growling) Uh oh. Hey, I'm hungry, I want to eat.
 * Wally Walrus: Okay partner, sit down at the table, now I will give you a meal.
 * (Buzz Buzzard sit at the table)
 * Buzz Buzzard: I'm fucking starvin'!
 * (Wally Walrus carries plate of spaghetti with meatballs and lays on the table)
 * Wally Walrus: Here, eat on health.
 * Buzz Buzzard: Thanks Mr. Walrus.
 * (He eats spaghetti and chews angrily)
 * Wally Walrus: Well, whaddya think, Buzzy?
 * Buzz Buzzard: (with a full mouth) I think it taste like shit!
 * (He spits the spaghetti at the shocked Wally Walrus; Wally Walrus falls to the floor)
 * Wally Walrus: Oh!
 * Buzz Buzzard: (clapping hands twice) Well, wake up Mr. Walrus.
 * (He gets up and gasps)
 * Wally Walrus: Holy shit!
 * Buzz Buzzard: It's disgusting tasty, but I don't like it.
 * (He throws spaghetti from plate to Wally Walrus; Wally Walrus falls to the floor)
 * Wally Walrus: (nervous) Oh!
 * Buzz Buzzard: (chuckles)
 * (He goes to the pantry and throwing things from pantry)
 * Buzz Buzzard: No! No! Get out from here! No! Well fuck! Scat! Ah! (he pulls out a Woody Woodpecker costume) That's it. (chuckles)
 * (In the kitchen, Wally Walrus wipes her clothing)
 * Buzz Buzzard: (disguised in a Woody Woodpecker costume) Yoo-hoo, Wally, It's me Woody Woodpecker.
 * Wally Walrus: Woody! You are back.
 * (He hugs Buzz Buzzard in which disguised in a Woody Woodpecker costume)
 * Buzz Buzzard: I want to eat something.
 * Wally Walrus: Okay Woody, I bring you a meal.
 * (Buzz Buzzard in the Woody Woodpecker costume sit at the table; Wally Walrus carries bowl of lettuce salad and lays on the table)
 * Wally Walrus: Here, eat on health.
 * Buzz Buzzard: Thanks Mr. Walrus.
 * (He eats lettuce salad, chews disgusting and longer swallowing)
 * Wally Walrus: Well.
 * Buzz Buzzard: (giggles)
 * (He pouring chop suey sauce in lettuce salad and eats; Buzz Buzzard chews, but something his tummy bubbling and growls; Buzz Buzzard shaking his head)
 * Wally Walrus: Well, how.
 * (Buzz Buzzard gets up from the table)
 * Buzz Buzzard: Thanks, but this is shit!
 * Wally Walrus: (giggles) No. It's not it, this is the lettuce salad.
 * (Buzz Buzzard sniffs the lettuce salad)
 * Buzz Buzzard: Unh-unh! It!
 * Wally Walrus: (hillarious laughs)
 * (He stopping laughs and starting to get angry; Wally Walrus hits Buzz Buzzard's head his sledgehammer and Buzz Buzzard with red stars and blue stars circling her head)
 * Buzz Buzzard: (yelling) What are you fucking!
 * Wally Walrus: (yelling) I'm fucked up! You'll be sorry, it is for you!!!
 * (He hits Buzz Buzzard's head his sledgehammer several times stronly, Buzz Buzzard with red stars and blue stars circling her head and sniffs the lettuce salad)
 * Buzz Buzzard: It!
 * (He takes his bowl with lettuce salad and splatting his lettuce salad to the Wally Walrus's head; he screams; Buzz Buzzard laughs)
 * Wally Walrus: Oh!
 * (He wipes her face from lettuce salad)
 * Wally Walrus: (angrily) Well, you asked for it yourself.
 * (He takes his baking pan, Buzz Buzzard laughs and gasps; he trying to run away, Wally Walrus hits Buzz Buzzard's back his baking pan strongly and Buzz Buzzard falls to the floor; he gets up with red stars and blue stars circling her head)
 * Buzz Buzzard: Hey! FIGHT TIME!
 * (He throws the chair at Wally Walrus's head; he screams)
 * Wally Walrus: (loudly) YOU'LL BE SORRY!
 * (He dashes off and takes the pillow; Wally Walrus with pillow angry at Buzz Buzzard)
 * Buzz Buzzard: No no no no no no, please not that!
 * (Miss Meany opens the door to the house)
 * Miss Meany: Hello guys, what are you doing
 * Wally Walrus: Take that!
 * Buzz Buzzard: (gasps)
 * (He lays down; Wally Walrus throws the pillow past the Buzz Buzzard to the Miss Meany and Miss Meany falls to the ground; she shaking his head)
 * Miss Meany: (loudly) TRAMPS! BOOBIES!!!
 * (She gets up and throws the pillow to the inside of house; Miss Meany runs away)
 * Miss Meany: (dramatically) Somebody call the police!!!
 * (Wally Walrus lies on the floor and screams; Buzz Buzzard hits Wally Walrus his pillow three times and pulls a Wally Walrus by the hand)
 * Buzz Buzzard: (talking very quickly) Moron fucking, bitch, critter! (screams)
 * (He try to run away, Wally Walrus hits Buzz Buzzard's back his pillow and Buzz Buzzard falls to the floor; Wally Walrus takes another pillow, Buzz Buzzard gets up and takes a baking pan; Wally Walrus hits baking pan in which Buzz Buzzard holds him)
 * (Cut to the Woody Woodpecker in the Winnie Woodpecker's yard; he lies in the hammock)
 * Woody Woodpecker: (sighs) So peaceful and quiet.
 * (He slurping lemonade his straw and happily sighs; Woody starting to sleep and snores; Miss Meany ran to the Winnie Woodpecker's yard and leaves a note in the outside Woody Woodpecker's tummy; Miss Meany leaves the Winnie Woodpecker's yard and runs away)
 * Woody Woodpekcer: (yawns) What's happened! Uh oh!
 * (He takes a note and reads)
 * Woody Woodpecker: Your pal Woody, In the Wally Walrus's house made a big chaos. (dramatically) Oh my gosh!
 * (He leaves the hammock and Winnie Woodpecker's yard; Woody Woodpecker running very fast in the neighborhood and ran to the Wally Walrus's house; Woody sees into the window where Wally and Buzz fights)
 * Woody Woodpecker: Oh! Oh!
 * (He runs to the door to the Wally Walrus's house and kicks the door open)
 * Woody Woodpecker: (loudly) STOP INSTANTLY!
 * (Short pause)
 * Woody Woodpecker: What else is this rout, Wally Walrus, but nothing that I came here.
 * Wally Walrus: Woody! You are back. Wait, and Woody is already here, he is with me.
 * Buzz Buzzard: (chuckles)
 * Woody Woodpecker: But just a minute Wally Walrus, you made a big chaos with weird guy in this house, this is what a Woody Woodpecker looks like, and so, I'm real Woody Woodpecker and this is not real Woody Woodpecker.
 * (He takes off his Woody Woodpecker costume)
 * Woody Woodpecker: It's a Buzz Buzzard.
 * Wally Walrus: (dramatic gasps)
 * Buzz Buzzard: (nervous laughs) Hello!
 * Wally Walrus: (growls angrily)
 * (He hits Buzz Buzzard's head his sledgehammer strongly and Buzz Buzzard with red stars with blue stars circling her head)
 * Wally Walrus: (loudly) OH YOU DIRTY CHEAT YIMINY!!!
 * (He starts to hit Buzz Buzzard with sledgehammer and Buzz Buzzard screams)
 * Wally Walrus: (loudyl) YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU ASSHOLE! I WILL TEACH A CHEATER HOW TO FOOL A WALLY WALRUS!!! (soft tone) Take that! And that! Annnnd that! You idiot!
 * Title Card: Several Hours Later!
 * (Woody Woodpecker and Buzz Buzzard eats lettuce salad)
 * Buzz Buzzard: What's this!
 * Woody Woodpecker: It's a lettuce salad.
 * Wally Walrus: Very good, guys. (giggles)
 * (Woody gives Buzz his barbeque sauce and he pours to the lettuce salad; Buzz Buzzard eats lettuce salad, disgusting chews and sniffs his spoon)​​​
 * Wally Walrus: Well, how.
 * Buzz Buzzard: This is bullshit!
 * Woody Woodpecker: (quiet) Ssshh! Quiet!
 * (Wally Walrus hits Buzz Buzzard's head his recipe book)
 * Buzz Buzzard: (talking very quickly) What are you fucking!
 * (He gets up from the table)
 * Buzz Buzzard: (talking very quickly) This is a crap.
 * (Wally Walrus hit Buzz Buzzard's head several times strongly and Buzz Buzzard screams)
 * Woody Woodpecker: And I like it, because salad is delicious.
 * (Wally Walrus takes a pillow and points to the Buzz Buzzard
 * Wally Walrus: PILLOW FIGHT!
 * (He throws a pillow)
 * Buzz Buzzard: Oh, shit!
 * (Pillow flew out and hits Buzz Buzzard; he falls to the floor)
 * Buzz Buzzard: Oh!
 * Woody Woodpecker: (to audience) Let them understand, and I eat salad. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, (laughs rapidly)
 * (The End)