Thread:Coolot1/@comment-30134917-20191115011721/@comment-30134917-20191117155745

Bruce Willis plays Bruce Willis in Bruce Willis-Man. I'm not entirely sure how yet but somehow Bruce Willis gains the power of teleportation and he fights the Cyber Nazis. They are cyber. And they are nazis.

No one knows that Bruce Willis-Man and Bruce Willis are the same person.

I swear to god, I will somehow hire Bruce Willis to make this movie for me. Don't you dare tell me you wouldn't go see that, I'd be the richest man alive if I managed to make that movie.