WikiViews/A WikiViews Easter Special: God's Not Dead: Electric Boogaloo

Transcript
An opening resembling the classic CBS Special Presentation one plays, saying "A WikiViews Special Presentation". It cuts to Dillon getting ready for Easter as Nolan comes over dressed as the Easter Bunny. He grabs a machine gun. A gorgeous green-haired red-eyed woman wearing a robe comes over and massages Nolan. Fake Nolan opens the door. Dillon shoots him, revealing a skin suit. Dillon shoots the fake Nolan some more. Meanwhile, Cthulhu is pissed as he suddenly notices his stash of cancelled God's Not Dead sequels. He laughs evilly. He sluggishly walks to the postman as he hides the box on his bag. He notices the package. He does as it cuts back to Dillon and Nolan's house as Dillon is still working on Easter stuff. Stella joins over. They smile. Suddenly, a package arrives. He opens it as it is the rejected God's Not Dead movies. She gives Nolan a kiss and opens a portal to the Underworld.
 * Dillon: DIE!
 * Nolan: Whoa! What the fuck?!
 * Dillon: Oh, it's you. I thought you were my sleep paralysis demon.
 * Nolan: Sleep paralysis what?!
 * Dillon: Demon. And why are you dressed as the Easter Bunny? This ain't Halloween. It's Easter, you idiot.
 * Nolan: Hence why I'm dressed as the Easter Bunny. I've been chosen by the neighborhood to promote this year's egg hunt.
 * Dillon: You trust Mayor Cthulhu?
 * Nolan: Wait, his name is Cthulhu? His wife is a good fucker though.
 * Dillon: YOU CUCKED CTHULHU?!
 * Nolan: Dil, meet my fiancée Daisy. She's to fill the divorce papers from him.
 * Dillon: You want to mess with an elder god?
 * Nolan: She can handle him.
 * Fake Nolan: What the?...Is that a clone of me?.....with the wife of Cthulhu?
 * Dillon: Nice try! I know that the real Nolan is a sucker for green heads.
 * Fake Nolan: (as he is still shot) Dude... I'm into brunettes and blondes.
 * Cthulhu: This will teach Daisy to not cheat on me! Now to mail them to Nolan's house! They will make him go insane!
 * Cthulhu: Hey! Mailboy!
 * Mailman: What's that? Hmmm, I see. Just hand me the package.
 * Stella: Hey, what are you doing?
 * Dillon: Easter stuff. Wanna help?
 * Stella: Why not?
 * Daisy: Just kiss already!
 * Dillon: Shut up!
 * Nolan: (spotting) It's mine!
 * Nolan: God's Not Dead? Those movies made to please religious nutjobs?
 * Dillon: Oh no... Isn't that one that had a sequel with Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Ernie Hudson?
 * Daisy: Look at the time. I have to leave!
 * Stella: Unlike her, I don't have nothing to do right now. So... wait a minute, I think she made up an excuse to not watch it!

She opens a portal and brings her back as she groans.


 * Daisy: If I throw up by the Christian wholesomeness I am blaming it on you.