SpongeBob and Kermit's Multiverse Movie/Transcript

Int. Sheen’s House - Morning
things to see if anything is missing. His parents appears at the door) Crazy 99%ers! What did they take?! Sheen: (turns around and glares at her) Don't you get it Mom?! People voted for Obama, so now that everything sucks they have to blame me! (goes back to searching his stuff and finds a watch) They didn't take my Stormtrooper watch... (finds a video game) My Super Mario game is still here... what else could they have- (looks at a corner of his room. A chair set apart for Clyde Frog is empty, but his other four dolls are arranged and seated in from of it.) Oh No. (panicking) Clyde Frog!
 * Sheen Estevez: Ultra Dad, Ultra Mom, Morning, have you been here all day?!
 * Mary Jean Estevez (Sheen’s Mom): No, sweetie, I've been packing for Houston. Why?
 * David Estevez (Sheen’s Dad): Morning, Why’s Wrong?
 * Mary Jean Estevez (Sheen’s Mom): No, David.
 * Sheen Estevez: Somebody's been in my room! (they looks up at him as he goes back to his room. He looks under his
 * Mary Jean Estevez (Sheen’s Mom): Are you sure, sweetie?
 * David Estevez (Sheen’s Dad): Are you sure, Ultra Son?
 * Sheen Estevez: Am I sure?? Look at this place!
 * Mary Jean Estevez (Sheen’s Mom): But who would want to s-
 * Sheen’s Parents: What?
 * Sheen Estevez: No. (goes to the corner and tosses his dolls aside, then looks up in despair) NOOO! (runs to his closet and looks in there. He doesn't find Clyde Frog in there) CLYDE FROG!! (stops to tell him parents) They took Clyde Frog! (runs out of his room. Sheen’s Parents is confused)

Ext. Sheen’s House - Morning
Sheen Estevez: We’re going to Houston City. To find a murder, and my dad founded The Clyde Frog Foundation. Thank you so much. Bagpipes please. (a bagpipe player begins a tune. Two men lower the casket into the ground) Sheen: (singing) Fly, fly little dove, to the welcome arms of Christ above. Your tears are finally gone to-
 * Sheen Estevez: [calling out and walking around] Clyde Frog! Clyde!? Clyde Frog?! [stops and notices something on a tree. It is Clyde Frog, nailed to a tree through his front paws and forehead. It's ripped all over and cotton pops out of the rips. Under the frog is the word "VENGEANCE" scratched onto the tree bark in red spray paint] Clyde. CLYDE FROG! [throws up]
 * Mary Jean Estevez (Sheen’s Mom): What’s Wrong with him?
 * David Estevez (Sheen’s Dad): Sheen is desperate. I have and idea, We can invite his friends over.
 * Sheen Estevez: I've known Clyde Frog since I was two years old. He was a fighter, a visionary. But most of all, Clyde Frog was the perfect friend. He never said anything. He never had his own ideas about what he wanted to do. He just sat there goin' along with whatever I wanted. A noble trait that seems lost on you 99%ers. [Stan and Kyle are falling asleep. Kyle rests his head on his left hand] And now we live in a world where one of you has decided to become a murderer. Well whoever you are, I'm sure you're sitting there right now, in your little green hat, with your left cheek resting against your hand thinking, "I'm not getting away with this, am I?" Because whoever you are, maybe you still have one little piece of humanity left, covered up and tainted black by years of Jewish propaganda and left-wing lies. Maybe you should just-
 * Jimmy Neutron: (smiling) Sheen!
 * Sheen Estevez: Got something to say Jimmy?! (grips the sides of the podium)
 * Libby Folfax: Who did murder a stuffed animal?!
 * Sheen Estevez: Who did a stuffed animal?! You tell us, Libby! (stops himself) Butbut but but, but uh but let's not get ahead of ourselves. There's will be a biiig investigation to come. And until we prove beyond a reasonable doubt who the killer was, someone goes to Houston, Texas.
 * French Narrator: 3 Hour Later
 * Libby Folfax: (giggling) That was not necessary.
 * David Estevez (Sheen’s Dad): Ultra Son, That’s a great idea!

Ext. Roads in Harlingen, TX – Sunset

 * Bozer The Bulldozer: Scooch, Carrie, Diggs, You Go To Love’s while Carl, Maxine, Lug and I are in Road Ranger
 * Scooch The Front-End Dumper: Go!

Ext. Love's in Harlingen, TX – Sunset

 * Scooch The Front-End Dumper: For the last time of… Ugh, Nevermind. Jack the Double Decker Bus: Sheesh.   Ruby the Double Decker Bus: Now, We understand why you're so dopey.  Scooch The Front-End Dumper: Hi You Two. I’m Scooch.
 * Carrie The Forklift: I’m Carrie
 * Diggs The Backhoe Loader: And I’m Diggs. Who are you?
 * Jack the Double Decker Bus and Ruby the Double Decker Bus: We’re The Double Deckers!
 * Jack the Double Decker Bus: We’re Taking People on us wherever we can.
 * Scooch The Front-End Dumper, Diggs The Backhoe Loader and Carrie The Forklift: (laughs) Nice to Meet You Two.
 * Ruby the Double Decker Bus: Cool.

Ext. Road Ranger in Harlingen, TX – Sunset

 * Carl The Crane: This is Murder.
 * Ray the Double Decker Bus: Sheesh. Judy the Double Decker Bus: Now, We understand why you're so dopey.
 * Bozer the Bulldozer: Hi You Two. I’m Bozer.
 * Carl The Crane: I’m Carl
 * Lug The Large Dump Truck: I’m Lug
 * Maxine The Cement Mixer: And I’m Maxine. Who are you?
 * Ray the Double Decker Bus and Judy the Double Decker Bus: We’re The Double Deckers!
 * Ray the Double Decker Bus: We’re Taking People on us wherever we can.
 * Bozer the Bulldozer, Carl The Crane, Lug The Large Dump Truck and Maxine The Cement Mixer: (laughs) Nice to Meet You Two. Judy the
 * Double Decker Bus: Cool.

Int. Stripes Convenience Store in Harlingen, TX – Sunset

 * Chi Chi: I Beg You, To Stop Putting Ideas In Our Heads, Hubba Hubba
 * Donald Duck: Shut Up, Chi Chi!
 * Anna Rodriguez: Tacos, Your Favorite, Mom.
 * Lulu Rodriguez: Tacos are My Favorite.
 * Daffy Duck: You’re Despicable! (everyone stares at Daffy Duck and they chuckles to him)

Ext/Int. Roads from Harlingen, TX to Woodsboro, TX – Night

 * Libby Folfax: (rubbing her eyes) Where are we all going, Scooch.
 * Scooch The Front-End Dumper: We’re Going to somewhere.
 * Maxine The Cement Mixer: And We’re Having Party on Road Trip
 * Bolbi Stroganofsky: Somebody’s say Dance Party? (dancing to "Funkytown"/turns around) Okay! Your president says cut the chatter and start-a slapping at the party! Slap-slap-slap! Clap-clap-clap! Slap-slap-slap! Clap-clap-clap! Everybody! Slap-slap-slap! Clap-clap-clap!
 * (crowd cheering)
 * Miss A: This is Great Party
 * Bolbi: I Know, Aminga! This party is nice.
 * Mister K: Yeah, Really Nice.
 * (Miss U takes pictures at party)
 * (Mister X takes pictures at party)
 * (Mister Z takes pictures at party)
 * (Mister J takes pictures at party)

Ext. Woodsboro, TX – Day

 * Goten: Mommy.
 * Chi Chi: Yes?
 * Goten, Sheen Libby pointing at Diary Queen in Woodsboro, TX.
 * Chi Chi: (smiling) I shouldn’t seen this coming.
 * Sheen Estevez: Holy
 * Libby Folfax: Moley
 * Cindy Vortex: Uh-Oh, That Ain’t Up Right.
 * Carl Wheezer: Dairy Queen, Go!

Ext. Dairy Queen on Woodsboro, TX – Day

 * [More More More by Andrea True]
 * Alexis: (gasps) Can we go to Party?
 * Daffy Duck: Yes! And Carl, You’re Despicable!
 * Carl Wheezer: I'm stuffed now. I couldn't have ano... OK, one more. I'm gonna have one more and then that'll be it.

Ext/Int. Roads from Harlingen, TX to Woodsboro, TX – Night

 * Bolbi Stroganofsky: (dancing to "Funkytown"/turns around) Okay! Your president says cut the chatter and start-a slapping at the party! Slap-slap-slap! Clap-clap-clap! Slap-slap-slap! Clap-clap-clap! Everybody! Slap-slap-slap! Clap-clap-clap!