User blog:WiNDOW9.5/Barney & Friends: The Movie

''I love you. You love me. We're happy family.''

'''WHAT'S THE USE OF LOVE AND FAMILY? THEY SEE YOU AS NOTHING MORE THAN A MONSTER.'''

''What? That's not true. They're my friends.''

'''YOU THINK THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS. BUT IN REALITY, DEEP DOWN INSIDE, THEY HATE YOU. THEY THINK OF YOU AS A MONSTER, A MISTAKE TO SOCIETY, THE BIGGEST COMPLICATION THE WORLD HAS EVER HAD SINCE YOU WERE FIRST CREATED BACK IN THAT SCIENCE LAB.'''

''What do you mean? I'm... I'm not friendly? But I am!''

'''NOW, DON'T GET ALL OFFENSIVE AGAINST ME BIG GUY! BECAUSE... I'M JUST TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT. WERE YOU EVER WORTHY TO HAVE FRIENDS? NO. BUT, IF YOU JOIN ME, WE CAN BE FRIENDS ALL THE TIME WE WANT AND THERE WON'T BE AN OPINION OF MINE AGAINST YOUR CONTRARY. AFTER ALL, WE ARE. FAMILY.'''

*Oh, what am I going to tell everyone?*

(Inserts fake memories of the kids saying hateful and mean words about Barney)

No...

'''YOU HATE THEM, THEY HATE YOU. DON'T YOU WISH THEY WERE DEAD TOO?'''

''Something will go down in history. I can feel it.''