The Simpsons Skateboarding 2

The Simpsons Skateboarding 2 is an extreme sports video game on the Xbox, PlayStation 2, Nintento GameCube and Microsoft Windows

Characters
This game it has only feature 24 playable characters and 6 unlock characters

Playable Characters

 * 1) Homer Simpson
 * 2) Bart Simpson
 * 3) Lisa Simpson
 * 4) Marge Simpson
 * 5) Nelson Muntz
 * 6) Otto Mann
 * 7) Professor Frink
 * 8) Krusty the Clown
 * 9) Chief Wiggum
 * 10) Barney Grumble (new)
 * 11) Groudskeeper Willie (new)
 * 12) Abraham Simpson (new)
 * 13) Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (new)
 * 14) Moe Szyslak (new)
 * 15) Ned Flanders (new)
 * 16) Reverend Lovejoy (new)
 * 17) Snake Jailbird (new)
 * 18) Bumblebee Man (new)
 * 19) Comic Book Guy (new)
 * 20) Edna Krabappel (new)
 * 21) Ralph Wiggum (new)
 * 22) Milhouse Van Houten (new)
 * 23) Seymour Skinner (new)
 * 24) Mayor Quimby (new)

Unlock Characters

 * 1) Charles Montgomery Burns
 * 2) Cletus Spuckler
 * 3) Disco Stu
 * 4) Hans Moleman
 * 5) Waylon Smithers
 * 1) Waylon Smithers

Non-Playable Characters

 * 1) Agnes Skinner
 * 2) Allison Taylor
 * 3) Captain Horatio McCallister
 * 4) Carl Carlson
 * 5) Dolph Starbeam
 * 6) Dr. Hibbert
 * 7) Dr. Nick Riviera
 * 8) Duffman
 * 9) Eddie
 * 10) Fat Tony
 * 11) Gil Gunderson
 * 12) Helen Lovejoy
 * 13) Herbert Powell
 * 14) Itchy
 * 15) Jacqueline Bouvier
 * 16) Jasper Beardly
 * 17) Johnny Tightlips
 * 18) Kearney Zzyzwicz
 * 19) Kent Brockman
 * 20) Kirk Van Houston
 * 21) Legs
 * 22) Lenny Leonard
 * 23) Lou
 * 24) Louie
 * 25) Luann Van Houston
 * 26) Martin Prince
 * 27) Miss Hoover
 * 28) Rainier Wolfcastle
 * 29) Rod Flanders
 * 30) Santa's Little Helper
 * 31) Scratchy
 * 32) Sideshow Mel
 * 33) Squeaky-Voiced Teen
 * 34) Superintendent Gary Chalmers
 * 35) Todd Flanders
 * 36) Uter Zorker

Levels

 * 1) Evergreen Terrace
 * 2) Springfield Elementary
 * 3) Downtown
 * 4) Burns' Mansion
 * 5) Construction Site
 * 6) Sir Putt-A-Lot's Merrie Olde Fun Centre Mini Golf
 * 7) Krustylu Studios
 * 8) Springfield Mall
 * 9) Itchy & Scratchy Land
 * 10) Nuclear Power Plant
 * 11) Springfield Gorge
 * 12) Springfield Zoo
 * 13) Barney's Bowl-A-Rama
 * 14) Springfield Damn
 * 15) Krustyland

Cast

 * Danny DevIto as Herbert Powell

Soundtrack

 * 1) All Along the Watchtower - The Jimi Hendrix Experience
 * 2) All Star - Smash Mouth
 * 3) All the Small Things - Blink-182
 * 4) Bad - Michael Jackson
 * 5) Bawitdaba - Kid Rock
 * 6) Blowin' in the Wild - Bob Dylan
 * 7) Bullion - Millencolin
 * 8) China Grave - The Doobie Brothers
 * 9) Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
 * 10) Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins
 * 11) Do the Bartman - The Simpsons
 * 12) (Don't Fear) The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
 * 13) Don't Stop - Fleetwood Mac
 * 14) Everlong - Foo Fighters
 * 15) Every Morning - Sugar Ray
 * 16) Every Rose Has Its Thorn - Poison
 * 17) Fly - Sugar Ray
 * 18) Heroes - David Bowie
 * 19) Highway to Hell - AC/DC
 * 20) Mississippi Queen - Mountain
 * 21) My Own Worst Enemy - Lit
 * 22) Radar Love - Golden Earring
 * 23) Rock You Like an Hurricane - Scorpions
 * 24) Run Like an Antelope - Phish
 * 25) Salvation - Rancid
 * 26) The Seeker - The Who
 * 27) Self Esteem - The Offspring
 * 28) She Works Hard for the Money - Donna Summer
 * 29) Show Me What You Got - Limp Bizkit
 * 30) Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
 * 31) Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple
 * 32) Start Me Up - The Rolling Stones
 * 33) Sunshine of Your Love - Creem
 * 34) The Impression That I Get - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
 * 35) Tubthumping - Chumbawumba
 * 36) Warning - Green Day
 * 37) We Built This City - Jefferson Airplane
 * 38) Welcome to the Jungle - Guns N' Roses
 * 39) Withs Arms Wide Open - Creed
 * 40) You Sexy Thing - Hot Chocolate

Homer Simpson

 * (Introduction) Whatever.
 * (Introduction) Homer 4 Hire at your service!
 * (Introduction) It's crashing time!
 * (Introduction) Let's do this thing!
 * (Introduction) Oh! Can I come?
 * (While grinding) Just call me Air Homer!
 * (While grinding) Woo-hoo! you should be in cannonball run.
 * (While grinding) Vengeance will be mine.
 * (While grinding) What was too easy.
 * (While grinding) USA! USA!
 * (While grinding) Alright!
 * (While grinding) Woohoo! Alright!
 * (While grinding) That's a spicy meatball!
 * (While grinding) Did I do great or really great?
 * (While grinding) I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T--- I mean S-M-A-R-T!
 * (While grinding) I am the Champion! I AM THE CHAMPION!
 * (While grinding) We're number 1. We're number 1!
 * (While grinding) I'm a Genius.
 * (Getting hurt) Yuks!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! My ass!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! My back!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! My neck!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! My head!
 * (Getting hurt) Hey, was up with that!
 * (Getting hurt) I feel bad about myself.
 * (Getting hurt) Please don't sue!
 * (Getting hurt) D'oh!
 * (Getting hurt) Well help me.
 * (Getting hurt) Son of a...
 * (Getting hurt) Homer hates losing... HOMER SMASH!
 * (Getting hurt) This is so painful!
 * (Getting hurt) Why you skater... oh wait, that's Bart discussion!
 * (Getting hurt) Why me.
 * (Getting hurt) Damn straight!
 * (Getting hurt) Aw, I bit my tongue.
 * (Getting hurt) Aw, I swallowed my gum!
 * (Getting hurt) Mistakes were made!
 * (Getting hurt) I'm not a very good driv... I mean skater.
 * (Getting hurt) I have no insurance!
 * (Getting hurt) Aw, this video game su-ucks!
 * (Getting hurt) Stupid skateboard into a video game!
 * (Getting hurt) Lousy generic villains.

Bart Simpson

 * (Introduction) Fine by me!
 * (Introduction) You got it!
 * (Introduction) Well am I glad to see you?
 * (While grinding) Eat my dust, dust eaters!
 * (While grinding) Oh-ho, that was the coolest.
 * (While grinding) Yeah, I totally rule!
 * (While grinding) I'm the greateast of All-Time
 * (While grinding) What's my name? Boo-yah!
 * (While grinding) Give it up for America's bad boy!
 * (While grinding) All right, that was so cool!
 * (While grinding) Cowabunga, dude!
 * (While grinding) I AM THE KING!
 * (Getting hurt) My butt hurts.
 * (Getting hurt) WHAT the..??
 * (Getting hurt) Loser.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, man, this sucks!
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, man, this sucks and blows!
 * (Getting hurt) Ugh, my ovaries!
 * (Getting hurt) Charlie horse! Charlie horse!!
 * (Getting hurt) Careful, I bruise easily.
 * (Getting hurt) Ow, my coccyx!
 * (Getting hurt) Eep!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow, my skull, my beautiful skull.
 * (Getting hurt) Nooooooooooooo... (pause) ...ooooooo!
 * (Getting hurt) That's not fair!
 * (Getting hurt) This sucks.
 * (Getting hurt) Boring.
 * (Getting hurt) Ah, this sucks.

Lisa Simpson

 * (Introduction) Welcome aboard.
 * (While grinding) Incoming bad guy!
 * (While grinding) All for Lisa!
 * (While grinding) I go girl!
 * (While grinding) KID POWER!
 * (While grinding) Easy as pie! The number that is.
 * (While grinding) Hello Springfield!
 * (While grinding) Ah, sweet forward momentum!
 * (While grinding) I am the lizard queen
 * (While grinding) Ah, smell the fresh air.
 * (While grinding) HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
 * (While grinding) I hope Justin Timberlake is watching me!
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, dear.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, No!
 * (Getting hurt) You Maniac!
 * (Getting hurt) I hope Bart gets blamed for that.
 * (Getting hurt) That is assault, THAT IS ASSAULT!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow!
 * (Getting hurt) Ouch!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! My hair!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow, come on!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow, my earings!
 * (Getting hurt) CURSE YOU BAM MARGERA!
 * (Getting hurt) I don't mean to be rude, but STEP ON IT!!!!
 * (Getting hurt) Hey those people have feelings.

Marge Simpson

 * (Introduction) You got it.
 * (While grinding) Marge in charge!
 * (While grinding) No time for caution!
 * (While grinding) Easy... Easy!
 * (While grinding) (chuckles) Nice girls finish fast!
 * (While grinding) Steady, Marjory, steady.
 * (Getting hurt) (chuckles) I shouldn't enjoy that.
 * (Getting hurt) You couldn't follow a parade!
 * (Getting hurt) Why do you keep hitting everything?
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! My tushie! Whoo!
 * (Getting hurt) AAAAAAAAGH!
 * (Getting hurt) I hope they're alright.
 * (Getting hurt) Eh, I'll clean that up later
 * (Getting hurt) It was an accident.
 * (Getting hurt) WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
 * (Getting hurt) Look! No hands!
 * (Getting hurt) OH, MY GOODNESS!
 * (Getting hurt) Ice your wounds!
 * (Getting hurt) Are you blind?
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, my HEAVENS!
 * (Getting hurt) Son of a biscuit!
 * (Getting hurt) You do better next time! Possibility

Nelson Muntz

 * (Introduction) Time for some mass destruction man!
 * (While grinding) Look out!
 * (While grinding) Adiós, dork!
 * (While grinding) That was pretty good... for a lamewad
 * (While grinding) So long dude rag.
 * (While grinding) Eh, I had better.
 * (While grinding) That ride was fine as fresh huckleberries.
 * (While grinding) Smell you later!
 * (Getting hurt) I taste blood!
 * (Getting hurt) I'll find you someday!
 * (Getting hurt) Are you coming on to me?
 * (Getting hurt) You're an Octowussy!!
 * (Getting hurt) You suck, man.
 * (Getting hurt) You suck! Ha-ha!
 * (Getting hurt) You drive like a granny
 * (Getting hurt) Smashy! Smashy!

Otto Mann

 * (Introduction) Whoa dude, I'm glad you came along.
 * (Intorduction) Man this is gonna be wicked cool.
 * (While grinding) Oh yeah!
 * (While grinding) Dude, put the heavy metal to the petal!!
 * (While grinding) You're totally rock!
 * (While grinding) Whoa, man that was awesome.
 * (While grinding) Yeah!
 * (While grinding) Yeah! I totally rule!
 * (While grinding) ZEPPELIN RULES!!!!
 * (While grinding) Man, this is going to be wicked cool.
 * (While grinding) All right!
 * (While grinding) Awesome!
 * (While grinding) Rock on, dude!
 * (While grinding) This is way better than driving those stupid kids.
 * (While grinding) If I leave here tomorrow, Would you still remember me?
 * (While grinding) This is for Spinal Tap!
 * (Getting hurt) Whoops!
 * (Getting hurt) Whoa, where did that come from?
 * (Getting hurt) Don't harsh my metal man!
 * (Getting hurt) Whoa, that was the big one.
 * (Getting hurt) Whoa, spilled my pudding.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh no, my tapes!
 * (Getting hurt) Don't harsh my mellow man.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh man that sucks.
 * (Getting hurt) Whoa, see you around brother.
 * (Getting hurt) Chill out, you'll get there in time.
 * (Getting hurt) Watch your step.
 * (Getting hurt) Ohhh, I hate comin' down.......
 * (Getting hurt) Whoa, that is weak.
 * (Getting hurt) Uh oh!
 * (Getting hurt) What do you mean I've failed? Did I hit all or some?

Professor Frink

 * (Introduction) Alright then!
 * (Introduction) Welcome fellow earthling!
 * (While grinding) Professor Frink rides again!
 * (While grinding) I love the pull of gravity in the morning.
 * (While grinding) Control limited!
 * (While grinding) Oh boy, I like this!
 * (While grinding) That was Frink-tastic If I say so myself!
 * (While grinding) Professor Frink, rides again!
 * (While grinding) Hey Hey!
 * (While grinding) Oh, that was incredible!
 * (While grinding) Oh, that was impressive!
 * (While grinding) Excelsior!
 * (Getting hurt) Skaters don't involved science.
 * (Getting hurt) My wife is going to kill me.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh dear the failure with the crying and the blaming and the calls to mommy!
 * (Getting hurt) OHHH, I didn't mean to hit a person!!!
 * (Getting hurt) That monkey is going to pay!
 * (Getting hurt) Hey! Watch it, buster!
 * (Getting hurt) Oh good Lord!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow, the collision, it hurts me!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! that was my elbow!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow with the hurt thing!
 * (Getting hurt) Why you worthless hunk of junk!
 * (Getting hurt) You're a disgrace skaters everywhere!

Krusty the Clown

 * (Introduction) Millions of children watch my show! Alright thousands! Okay dozens...
 * (Introduction) Time to make some moola!
 * (Introduction) Welcome friends!
 * (Introduction) Hey Hey Kids!
 * (While grinding) Bingo!
 * (While grinding) This is too easy.
 * (While grinding) Hey hey!
 * (While grinding) This clown ain't fooling around.
 * (While grinding) Do I like THIS?
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! My shoes!
 * (Getting hurt) Hey, you paid by the day.
 * (Getting hurt) Careful don't sit on Mr. Teeny
 * (Getting hurt) Eat clown car jerks!
 * (Getitng hurt) Ahh! I can't feel my clown nose
 * (Getting hurt) AW CRAP!
 * (Getting hurt) What's a clown gotta do to get ahead these days?
 * (Getting hurt) My agent is SO fired.
 * (Getting hurt) Uh, what do I have to do to make you people happy?
 * (Getting hurt) Uh, I once nailed a groupie there.
 * (Getting hurt) Uh, maybe I should stick to my day job.
 * (Getting hurt) I SWEAR I NEVER TOUCHED YOUR DAUGHTER!! AND SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS EIGHTEEN!!!!
 * (Getting hurt) Great! I the worst skate ever since Jerry Lewis

Chief Wiggum

 * (Introduction) Time to dish out some justice. Wiggum style!
 * (Introduction) Never fear. Chief Wiggum is around.
 * (Introduction) It's Wiggum time!
 * (Introduction ) You got big Wiggy Style!
 * (Introduction) Official police business. I'll tell you where I'm going, but then I'd have to kill ya.
 * (While grinding) Ah Crime doesn't take a vacation, but I do.
 * (While grinding) See you around, dirt-bag.
 * (While grinding) Good thing I don't answer that 911 call.
 * (While grinding) Stay out from drugs, stay in school! Yada-yada-yada!
 * (While grinding) Nice Work Clancy!
 * (While grinding) You sure know how to speed.
 * (While grinding) Take me Downtown!
 * (Getting hurt) SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow, my tushie.
 * (Getting hurt) That's a moving violation
 * (Getting hurt) Hey no fair... I was just getting warmed up.
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! Sat on my gun!
 * (Getting hurt) I don't think you know where you're going.
 * (Getting hurt) Whoa, that was a big one.
 * (Getting hurt) Sorry buddy, I just too slow!
 * (Getting hurt) I am outta here!
 * (Getting hurt) What's the big Idea!
 * (Getting hurt) Err, police business, move it.
 * (Getting hurt) Don't be alarmed. I'm a professional...badge...guy.
 * (Getting hurt) Help! Oh, God, I've fallen into the batter rack!
 * (Getting hurt) Smashy! Smashy!
 * (Getting hurt) Score one for Wiggum!
 * (Getting hurt) You hurt me feelings!

Barney Grumble

 * (Introduction) Sure thing, madam president. BURP!!!
 * (Introduction) Last call.
 * (Introduction) Whoa, its my turn to skate already??!
 * (Introduction) Hi There! (burps)
 * (Introduction) Oh I get it. Skateboard!
 * (While grinding) BURP!!!
 * (While grinding) Yay, I won something!! ... What was it????
 * (While grinding) Whoa, where do you come from.
 * (While grinding) Alright!
 * (While grinding) Hey, this isn't so hard.
 * (While grinding) Allright, I promise I'll try my best not to throw up!
 * (Getting hurt) Whoa, watch where you're going.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, the world's gone crazy!
 * (Getting hurt) So much violence in the world today.
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! I going to barg now!
 * (Getting hurt) Sheesh. Why is everyone in such a rush?
 * (Getting hurt) Next time I'll do better, I promise. BURP!!!
 * (Getting hurt) NOOOOOOOO! Make it stop, make it stop, make it stop!!!!
 * (Getting hurt) Don't pressure me.
 * (Getting hurt) Uh oh, I think I ate a bug...
 * (Getting hurt) ARRRGH, WHERE'D THE GROUND GO?!?!?!
 * (Getting hurt) Whoopsie daisy!
 * (Getting hurt) Go back to your own planet!
 * (Getting hurt) Whooooaaa, I don't feel so good.
 * (Getting hurt) Why, you're DRUNKER THAN *I* AM!!!!!
 * (Getting hurt) Get us killed, why don'tcha?

Groundskeeper Wille

 * (Introduction) Get ready for some big Willie style!
 * (While grinding) WHO'S WILLIE NOW?!?!
 * (While grinding) You never tangle with a greased Scotsman!
 * (While grinding) Never doubt a Scotsman.
 * (While grinding) Blame the haggis!
 * (While grinding) Sorry about the stink. Willie's been cleanin' out tha PUKE bucket!
 * (While grinding) Willie on the rise!
 * (Getting hurt) I'll cover your muckers!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow, my 6-pack!
 * (Getting hurt) Exactly Bravehart, aren't ya!
 * (Getting hurt) Oof!! Argh!! Oh!! Agh!! Uh!! Ah!!
 * (Getting hurt) Don't make me throw my caber at ya!
 * (Getting hurt) Don't make Willie angry! You wouldn't like Willie when he's angry!
 * (Getting hurt) The Scots have a word for you... CRAP!
 * (Getting hurt) I have brought disgrace upon my entire clan!
 * (Getting hurt) Uh, you didn't even get a Willie a chance!
 * (Getting hurt) You got to be kidding me. I'm just getting warmed up.
 * (Getting hurt) No tip?! Aye,a fellow Scot!!

Abraham Simpson

 * (Introduction) Hot diggidy, let's go go go!
 * (Introduction) Hop in junior, times are wasting.
 * (Introduction) You're with Abe now!
 * (While grinding) I'm afraid of the future!
 * (While grinding) Hot diggidy
 * (While grinding) Bye. Oh now I'm alone. Oh well.
 * (While grinding) How 'bout them apples?
 * (While grinding) What year is this?
 * (While grinding) Do you have my pills?
 * (While grinding) There's my pelvis!
 * (While grinding) Move it! I'm not dead yet!
 * (While grinding) Ah, I leprechaun.
 * (While grinding) Move it, milkshake!
 * (While grinding) So long, milkshake!
 * (While grinding) Give my best to the new deal.
 * (While grinding) Get out of my way! Every minute might be my last!
 * (While grinding) Back in my day, we called sandwiches 'Flat Freddy', it cost four playing cards a bite.
 * (Getting hurt) Look where you're goin' ya idiot!
 * (Getting hurt) You didn't think we'd make it, did ya?
 * (Getting hurt) This isn't fair!
 * (Getting hurt) Did I hit something!
 * (Getting hurt) Don't send me back to the home.
 * (Getting hurt) Would somebody tell me what just happened?
 * (Getting hurt) Damn teenagers.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, did I do something wrong.
 * (Getting hurt) Please don't tell anyone I did this
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! My metal skull!
 * (Getting hurt) I don't know.
 * (Getting hurt) I'm lost? Aaaaah!
 * (Getting hurt) Well, I'm off to die now.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, I'm going to heaven!
 * (Getting hurt) Where are you taking me...To HELL!?
 * (Getting hurt) Am I going to jail for that?

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

 * (Introduction) That is okay with me
 * (Introduction) Here we go
 * (Introduction) Another satisfied customer.
 * (While grinding) I having so much fun.
 * (While grinding) Vishnu here i come!
 * (While grinding) I am higher and a maharishi!
 * (While grinding) Your speediness will be rewarded in the next life
 * (While grinding) Hindu, coming through.
 * (While grinding) Oh, Shiva smiles on such behaviour.
 * (While grinding) 300 horses of convenient power!
 * (While grinding) Look out! My flesh is less resilient than it looks!
 * (While grinding) How are you this fine day?
 * (While grinding) I am a lean, mean, vindaloo machine!
 * (While grinding) Move it, cracker!
 * (Getting hurt) Ah, come on! Be chicken!
 * (Getting hurt) What are you trying to prove with this crazy skating?
 * (Getting hurt) Agh! I smashed my skull.
 * (Getting hurt) Whoa, no!
 * (Getting hurt) Your failure shames you... yes, you!
 * (Getting hurt) What in the hell were you thinking?
 * (Getting hurt) Ha! Clean up in Aisle One.
 * (Getting hurt) This is not good for my insurance.
 * (Getting hurt) What are you trying to prove with this crazy driving?
 * (Getting hurt) Thank you, come again.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, get out of the way, silly pedestrian!
 * (Getting hurt) Looks like at the end of the road for Apu.
 * (Getting hurt) I feel like an untouchable.
 * (Getting hurt) I have brought shame to my family and my store.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh dear.
 * (Getting hurt) That was the worst trip I have ever been on.
 * (Getting hurt) I would not have flagged you down had I known of your slowness!
 * (Getting hurt) Thank you for not dodging!
 * (Getting hurt) Try this new health bar, made from entire chocolate.

Moe Szyslak

 * (Introduction) And away we MOE!
 * (Introduction) God, you depress me.
 * (Introduction) You're coming with me.
 * (Introduction) Let's go I ain't got all day.
 * (Introduction) Another satisfied customer.
 * (While grinding) Moe money, Moe money.
 * (While grinding) Another day, another money pile.
 * (While grinding) Adiós ya useless tool.
 * (While grinding) There ya go.
 * (While grinding) YOINK!
 * (While grinding) On the Moe.
 * (While grinding) Ha Ha! Score one for the bartender.
 * (Getting hurt) I hope tha  was a cat?
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, I'm getting a lot of brain swelling.
 * (Getting hurt) Alright, enough is enough.
 * (Getting hurt) Why do i always get the slow ones. Sheesh!
 * (Getting hurt) Newsflash - you suck!
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, come on!
 * (Getting hurt) I'LL SMASH YA SPINES!!
 * (Getting hurt) WHOOOAAAAHHH!!!! SWEET MOTHER OF MIKE!!
 * (Getting hurt) Ah, geez, I was just gonna get good at this. (sigh)
 * (Getting hurt) Ugh, everything I touch turns to CRAP...
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, I'm gonna die lonely and ugly and dead...
 * (Getting hurt) I was born to fail.
 * (Getting hurt) Well, it's back to bartending for me.
 * (Getting hurt) Watch where you're going ya moron!

Ned Flanders

 * (Introduction) Ned Flanders at your service.
 * (Introduction) Oooh Ned Flanders can't wait!
 * (Introduction) Hi diddly ho-neighbor!
 * (While grinding) Slow and steady wins the race!
 * (While grinding) Hold on tight friend.
 * (While grinding) Score one for old Neddy.
 * (While grinding) I CAN FLY! Temporarily.
 * (While grinding) You have a nice day now.
 * (While grinding) That was fa diddly ask, thanks a lot!
 * (While grinding) Woo-ho, that was quick.
 * (While gridning) Okely-dokely!
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, dear GOD, what have I DONE???
 * (Getting hurt) Not to worry, next time I'll sure do better.
 * (Getting hurt) Well, sure, Neddy, that wasn't so bad, was it?
 * (Getting hurt) Oww.
 * (Getting hurt) Friend, I don't think you're doing to last too long out here skating like that.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh dear, Neddy's late! Oh well.

Reverend Lovejoy

 * (Introduction) Come and ride in the Lord's chariot.
 * (Introduction) Time to make some filthy, FILTHY money!
 * (Introduction) Welcome to the Kingdom of God.
 * (Introduction) Sounds good to me.
 * (While grinding) Repent your sins and ride with God friend!
 * (While grinding) Oh that's super.
 * (While grinding) Verily I say unto thee... GOTCHA!
 * (While grinding) Alright then.
 * (While grinding) I'm soaring the Angels
 * (While grinding) ...And which they entered forth into the world and they were happy.
 * (While grinding) I am truly up but chosen one.
 * (While grinding) Go in peace my child!
 * (Getting hurt) And another one joins the (ahem) Kingdom of Heaven...
 * (Getting hurt) Oh dear God! What have I done?
 * (Getting hurt) Lords and Patience BUT IT DO NOT!
 * (Getting hurt) May the Good Lord forgive you, BECAUSE I WON'T!!!
 * (Getting hurt) That was the worst skating I have ever seen! MAY YOU BURN IN HELL!!!
 * (Getting hurt) Do not worry my child.
 * (Getting hurt) Don't worry about it my fair child.
 * (Getting hurt) Hey watch were your going!
 * (Getting hurt) Have no fear, GOD will protect us!
 * (Getting hurt) They rest in peace.
 * (Getting hurt) Lord, what have I done to offend thee?

Snake Jailbird

 * (Introduction) Alright, let's row!
 * (Introduction) Let's go dude!
 * (Introduction) Awesome, Thanks a lot dude!
 * (Introduction) No problem dude.
 * (While grinding) Alright, time to pay up dude!
 * (While grinding) Yeah, chick love it when I do this.
 * (While grinding) Oh, yeah! Mindless destruction.
 * (While grinding) Bombs away!
 * (While grinding) Awesome!
 * (While grinding) This is so much better than being in prison.
 * (While grinding) One side, road-hog dude!
 * (While grinding) Whoa, dude!
 * (While grinding) Totally, awesome!
 * (While grinding) I love the smell of gasoline and horny
 * (Getting hurt) This is so shame!
 * (Getting hurt) Dude, you'd better not have break my skateboard!
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, like, NO!
 * (Getting hurt) Dude, you're more reckless than me.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, I'm going to mess you up.
 * (Getting hurt) Dude! You are, like, SO dead!!
 * (Getting hurt) Hey! That's totally not supposed to happen!
 * (Getting hurt) This town is going to pay for this...
 * (Getting hurt) You totally suck!
 * (Getting hurt) Dude, be careful with your skating!
 * (Getting hurt) Not cool, Dude!!
 * (Getting hurt) Bummer, I was so getting in the groove!
 * (Getting hurt) Bummer, be careful!
 * (Getting hurt) This town is so dumb!

Comic Book Guy

 * (Introduction) Behold, the new improve skater!
 * (Introduction) Silence Tony Hawk, there's a new skater in town!!
 * (While grinding) WARP SPEED!!
 * (While grinding) I need full impulse power!
 * (While grinding) I am the best skater ever since Batman.
 * (While grinding) Look out below!
 * (While grinding) That ride was adequate!
 * (Getting hurt) Worst, video game ever!
 * (Getting hurt) Worst, skating, ever!
 * (Getting hurt) Worst, trip, ever!
 * (Getting hurt) Worst, Tony Hawk, ever!
 * (Getting hurt) I hope I LAND on something I HATE!
 * (Getting hurt) We don't have deflector shields, you know.
 * (Getting hurt) Direct hit! I need more power!
 * (Getting hurt) I spilled my Squishee!
 * (Getting hurt) You are a classic fool.
 * (Getting hurt) Oh, thanks a lot, Mr "I-Can't-Walk-Without-Hurting-Someone!"

Edna Krabappel

 * (Introduction) Ugh, I've has enough of those kids.
 * (Introduction) Just where are you taking me?
 * (While grinding) Well, you sure skate better than Seymour!
 * (While grinding) That skate gets an A+.
 * (While grinding) I'd give that skate a C.
 * (While grinding) OK, I will get that as a B+.
 * (While grinding) WOW.
 * (While grinding) Oh-ho ho ho ho!
 * (While grinding) HA!
 * (While grinding)
 * (Getting hurt) this is no good!
 * (Getting hurt) Bart Simpson needs a detention for this!
 * (Getting hurt) So long, sucker! Ha!
 * (Getting hurt) I could get Bart Simpson an F+.
 * (Getting hurt) Thanks a lot!
 * (Getting hurt) I'm not asking for the directions
 * (Getting hurt) Mmm, you're skating gets a D-minus.
 * (Getting hurt) What's the big idea, Buster?
 * (Getting hurt) Now I'll never see Paris.
 * (Getting hurt) Heh, men NEVER ask for directions....
 * (Getting hurt) You're slower than my students.
 * (Getting hurt) You don't answer to me, I don't answer to you!
 * (Getting hurt) Not cool!

Ralph Wiggum

 * (Introduction) Wait for Ralph.
 * (Intorduction) I choo, choo, choose you.
 * (Introduction) Ralph Wiggum is a next skater in the world!
 * (While grinding) Ralph Ralph Ralph! Ralph Ralph Ralph!
 * (While grinding) When the doctor said i didn't have worms anymore. That was the happiest day of my life.
 * (While grinding) It's OK I'm not good at things either. Miss Hoover says I'll get used to it.
 * (While grinding) Go banana.
 * (While grinding) My cat is better than you are??
 * (While grinding) I like coconuts!
 * (While grinding) When I grow up, I wanna be a next Tony Hawk!
 * (While grinding) WHOA!!!
 * (While grinding) Yay, look at me! I am Steve Caballero.
 * (While grinding) I like Andrew Reynolds!
 * (While grinding) Look out Lisa, Ralph in Charge!
 * (Wihle grinding) Wee, I'm like a little birdy!
 * (Getting hurt) I just made an uh-oh.
 * (Getting hurt) I bit my tongue!
 * (Getting hurt) I bent my Wookie!!
 * (Getting hurt) The doctor said I won't have any nosebleeds if I stuck my finger up my nose.
 * (Getting hurt) Chicken legs are scary.
 * (Getting hurt) Skating is dangerous!
 * (Getting hurt) Ralph in Danger!
 * (Getting hurt) Ralph alert! Ralph alert!
 * (Getting hurt) I spilled my urine!
 * (Getting hurt) My teeth came out.
 * (Getting hurt) I'm scared.
 * (Getting hurt) Ow my beautiful Face.
 * (Getting hurt) My tummy doesn't like your skating.
 * (Getting hurt) Fireworks make my ears yowl.
 * (Getting hurt) My daddy's gonna put you in jail, bye.
 * (Getting hurt) You're a stupid head who's stupid.
 * (Getting hurt) Now we're lost! (cries)
 * (Getting hurt) Maybe Bart teaches me next time on how to skate!
 * (Getting hurt) Help! You're hitting my special area! (crying)

Milhouse Van Houston

 * (Introduction) Uh, thanks! You rock the house!
 * (Introduction) Everyone's coming up Milhouse!
 * (While grinding) All right! That was great!
 * (Getting hurt) All right! What's the big idea?
 * (Getting hurt) Now I'm late, Thanks for nothing.
 * (Getting hurt) I SWALLOWED MY RETAINER.....!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! I need new undies!
 * (Getting hurt) Why am i so hated?
 * (Getting hurt) Ow, I can't see without my glasses.

Seymour Skinner

 * (Introduction)
 * (Introduction)
 * (Introduction)
 * (While grinding) Bravo.
 * (While grinding) Whoa, that certainly was a big one.
 * (While grinding) Nah that was Adequate.
 * (Getting hurt) That was simply awful, simply awful!
 * (Getting hurt) My mother is going to killed me!
 * (Getting hurt) My Superintendent going to fire me!
 * (Getting hurt) You need to listen to punctuality.
 * (Getting hurt) I can't approve of your recklessness, but we got here fast
 * (Getting hurt) Hmph, Now I'm tardy.
 * (Getting hurt) Are you kidnapping me?
 * (Getting hurt) Next time i'll take the bus.
 * (Getting hurt) Ouch! I hope I broke my glasses.

Mayor Quimby

 * (Introduction) Thank you good citizen.
 * (Introduction) This is the Mayor of Springfield!
 * (While grinding) I need to be careful!
 * (While grinding) Whoa!
 * (While grinding) Vote Quimby.
 * (Getting hurt) You Idiot!
 * (Getting hurt) Stop you idiot!
 * (Getting hurt) What's the big idea?
 * (Getting hurt) You're a disgrace, Vote Quimby.
 * (Getting hurt) That was so slow I'm going to have my bodyguard beat you severely!
 * (Getitng hurt) That was very stupid!
 * (Getitng hurt) I am now the worst skater of all time under power as Mayor of Spirngfield.
 * (Getting hurt) This is the worst that I ever done since I ride along with Bill Clinton.
 * (Getting hurt) Ouch! I don't wanna lose my pens!
 * (Getting hurt) My Paperwork.
 * (Getting hurt) That's it i'm suing every skater about my actions!
 * (Getting hurt) Let's not do that again!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow my buttocks!

Charles Montgomery Burns

 * (Introduction) I'll be watching you.
 * (Introduction) You choose me, ha-ha, excellent!
 * (Introduction) Ah-Ha, Well done.
 * (Introduction) As you wish!
 * (While grinding) Oooh, look at me now!
 * (While grinding) Time is money!
 * (While grinding) Confound your impudence!
 * (While grinding) Excellent!
 * (While grinding) Ha-ha! Who's wearing the cat's pajamas now?
 * (While grinding) Whoa there!
 * (While grinding) Forget Homer Simpson, I am the king!
 * (While grinding) Smithers with be proud of me.
 * (Getting hurt) Just what do you think you're doing?
 * (Getting hurt) Watch where you're going, you brain-dead moron!
 * (Getting hurt) How dare you defy me.
 * (Getting hurt) You'll regret this!
 * (Getting hurt) What's the meaning of this??
 * (Getting hurt) Come on. Come on! WHILE WE'RE YOUNG!
 * (Getting hurt) What in Blazes?
 * (Getting hurt) I won't forget this.
 * (Getting hurt) Mock my words.
 * (Getting hurt) You're only prolonging the inevitable, my friend.
 * (Getting hurt) I haven't felt this much pep since the night I cold-cocked Calvin Coolidge.
 * (Getting hurt) Blast your eye to Hades!
 * (Getting hurt) Get that rid of the rattle-trap out of my sight!
 * (Getting hurt) You have any idea who's was responsible for this?
 * (Getting hurt) Please, don't do that again!
 * (Getting hurt) Blast!
 * (Getting hurt) How dare you!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow my skeleton bones!

Cletus Spuckler

 * (Introduction) Howdy there!
 * (While grinding) Yeehaw!
 * (While grinding) COO-WEE!
 * (Getting hurt) Whatever happened is none of my business.
 * (Getting hurt) Just put some butter on the wound, It'll be fine.
 * (Getting hurt) Stop talking nonsense!
 * (Getting hurt) Cletus is bringing the pain!

Disco Stu

 * (Introduction) Introducing, Skater Stu!
 * (Introduction) Oh Hi!
 * (Introduction) Skater Stu is ready, I mean, Disco Stu!
 * (Introduction) All-Right!
 * (Introduction) Rock and Roll for Disco Stu!
 * (Getting hurt) Disco Stu wishes he'd gone as Marvin Graye!
 * (Getting hurt) My Disco glasses, where it go?
 * (Getting Hurt) Oops! Disco Stu will have to try again!
 * (Getting hurt) What is a matter with you man!
 * (Getting hurt) Disco Stu, shall never die!

Hans Moleman

 * (Introduction) Hello!
 * (Introduction) Greetings old friend!
 * (Introduction) Oh, you choose me!
 * (Introduction) I'm a very lonely man!
 * (Introduction) Thank you.
 * (While grinding) I thought I was slow.
 * (While grinding) Whoa! Look at me!
 * (While grinding) I'm so alone.
 * (While grinding) Missed me, loser.
 * (While grinding) Weeeeee.
 * (While grinding) Oh boy!
 * (While grinding) My Goodness! I unstoppable!
 * (While grinding) How did I do that?
 * (Getting hurt) I did a bad thing!
 * (Getting hurt) I Don't live to die!
 * (Getting hurt) I'm too Old for skate.
 * (Getting hurt) All I know is pain.
 * (Getting hurt) My wrinkle hurts.
 * (Getting hurt) Ow, the pain!
 * (Getting hurt) Now I'm blind.
 * (Getting hurt) I see a bright light. Is that Heaven?
 * (Getting hurt) I have flu in my lungs.
 * (Getting hurt) This was the high night of my life.
 * (Getting hurt) Ow, I hit my head.
 * (Getting hurt) My brain is bleeding.
 * (Getting hurt) I'm all DEAD inside....
 * (Getting hurt) Not again.
 * (Getting hurt) I don't have insurance

Jasper Beardley

 * (Introduction) See you around.
 * (Introduction) Howdy!
 * (Introduction) Howdy-hoo!
 * (Introduction) Hm. You choose me.
 * (Introduction) If I'm old to skate, all right, I'll try!
 * (While grinding) Wow-wee, Abraham will be so proud of me?
 * (While grinding) Oh My!
 * (While grinding) Wow.
 * (While grinding) Hm, I'd say that's a new record.
 * (While grinding) Saw that coming.
 * (While grinding) Hmph, I see faster.
 * (While grinding) Now That's a paddlin'.
 * (While grinding) Oh, are we in the future yet?
 * (While grinding) Forget the Past, skating is my future, and that's a paddlin'.
 * (While grinding) Yay, this is Old School right here.
 * (While grinding) I love it!
 * (Getting hurt) I'm to old for this!
 * (Getting hurt) Why did you do that.
 * (Getting hurt) Would you stop that?
 * (Getting hurt) Whoa, I'm getting dizzy.
 * (Getting hurt) Hmph, Next time I'll take the bus.
 * (Getting hurt) Where am I? What am I doing in this skate?
 * (Getting hurt) Holy Jumpin' Jeeber's Catfish.
 * (Getting hurt) What the Heavens!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow. My Beard!
 * (Getting hurt) Careful?
 * (Getting hurt) Why on earth!
 * (Getting hurt) I need my bandage!

Waylon Smithers

 * (Introduction) Are you ready for fun fun fun?
 * (Introduction) Mr. Burns for life!
 * (Introduction) Sure! It's about time I came out! ...of my house!!
 * (Introduction) Well, what a lovely surprise, nobody ever calls me.
 * (While grinding) I'm on a tight schedule!
 * (Getting hurt) You better watch out! I have puppies on my skateboard with my backpack!
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! I think I felt something snap
 * (Getting hurt) Ow! that's going to leave a mark
 * (Getting hurt) Hey! I just got my hair dyed!
 * (Getting hurt) That was your fault.
 * (Getting hurt) My fortune cookie said I might die today.
 * (Getting hurt) That was pretty irresponsible of me.
 * (Getting hurt) Why are you doing that?
 * (Getting hurt) Ouch. that looks expensive.
 * (Getting hurt) What is your problem!