WikiViews: The Movie/Transcript

(The Cool Orchid logo is shown. It then cuts to Dillon waking up as music plays) (Credits Roll) (Cool Orchid Logo Shows then shows a huge city) (Cuts back to their room)
 * Dillon: (singing) INTO THE UNKNOWN! INTO THE UNKNOWN! INTO THE UNKOOOOOOOOWN! I can hear you-
 * Nolan: (waking up) What the hell are you doing?
 * Dillon: Singing into the unknown? Is there a problem?
 * Nolan: Yes. You're pandering to dead memes.
 * Dillon: Whatever. I guess. So... what do you want to do?
 * Nolan: No Clue
 * Dillon: Big oof.
 * Nolan: Ha Ha Very funny (throws credits away and shreds the credits) Maybe we should just rewind the film all the way back. (grabs remote and rewinds it to the beginning)
 * Cool Orchid Presents
 * Dillon: (VO) Wait what? Why are we starting the movie again? Because the credits are acting weird? Grow up!
 * Dillon: So... wanna go on a walk or do something?
 * Nolan: I don't know. Hey, why does the room look all... reversed?
 * Dillon: Wait a second... this isn't our room...
 * M. Night Shyamalan: WHAT A TWEEEEST!
 * Dillon and Nolan: OH NO! OH GOD NO! IT'S M. NIGHT EVANGELION!
 * M. Night: Shyamalan! Not Evangelion!
 * Nolan: So what's the point?
 * M. Night: Isn't it obvious?
 * Dillon: No...