A Fun and Fancy Evening/Transcript

This Article is a Transcript for the House of Mouse: Takeout! episode: A Fun and Fancy Evening.

The start of the show
(Opening Shot: fade into a closeup of a stage as Mic Jr appears.)

Mic Jr: And Now!

[Scene cuts to the Lady and Tramp eating spaghetti while looking at the stage]

Mic Jr: (offscreen) Dogs!

[Scene cuts to the guardians of the galaxy crew drinking what appears to be orange soda while looking at the stage]

Mic Jr: (offscreen) And Heroes!

Mic Jr: It's time for Mickey Mouse!!!

[Instrumental theme to a Jazz ver of M-I-C-K-E-Y Song plays plays]

[Mickey walks to the centre of the stage and he waves to everyone]

[Scene cuts to the audience cheering]

Mickey: Good evening everyone!

Sorry I'm late, you know, Traffic?

[Scene cuts to the Muppets looking at the stage]

Kermit: About time! I was gonna leave-

Miss Piggy: Shh!

Mickey: *giggles* As I was saying! welcome to the house!

[Jazz Instrumental of M-I-C-K-E-Y ends]

[Scene cuts to Minnie talking to Brian Backstage]

Minnie: Brian! I want you to give mickey this! [gives Brian a Letter]

Brian: Sure can do Switcheroo!

[Brian walks off]

[Scene cuts backstage]

Mickey: And now! To kick things off, Give it up for The Alley-

Brian: [Runs to Mickey] Mickey wait! I want to give you this!

Mickey: Is it our taxes? [slowly opens the paper]

Brian: Just read it!

Mickey: [reads] Oh! It seems the Alley cats aren't playing tonight!

[The audience Boos]

[Scene cuts to the Planet Express crew booing]

Fry: Shut up and give me a refund!

Leela: Oh lord! Another performance cancelled! It's a disgrace! [Angrily eats chips then throws the bowl]

Bender: The hosts can bite my shiny metal...uh...[looks around] Piece of the chip bowl?!

[Scene cuts to Mickey Backstage]

Mickey: [Angrily] The audience is angry at me! What do I do Daisy?

Daisy: I don't know, I'm not Clarabelle!

Mickey: But what about the show!

Daisy: Come on Mickey! It's just a variety show, nothing can go wrong!

[Broken chip bowl comes flying backstage]

Goofy: [Walks in] Well this was the third week in a row this happened! [walks off]

Mickey: Brian?!

[Brian walks in]

Brian: Yes Mick?

Mickey: What are we gonna do?

Brian: [thinks] hmm... How about we throw a fun and fancy evening!

Daisy: Sounds like a great idea!

Brian: I told you Mick!

Mickey: Don't call me Mick! But that sounds like a great idea!

Brian: I'm going to go onstage to tell everyone to get fancy!

[Brian walks onstage]

Brian: Due to some things! How about we give you an evening of a lifetime!

[Audience appears looking confused]

Brian: Who's up for a fun and fancy evening?!

[Audience cheers]

Brian: So get dressed! Get ready and get going for

A fun and fancy evening!

[audience cheers offscreen]

Brian: [Breaks the 4th wall] Maybe I should start calling it the house of dog!

[Audience rushes to get dress and surprisingly comes back in a flash]

Brian: Well you were quick!

Brian: Anyways, it's time for! The game of the day!