Super Bowl Commercial Ideas (Coolot's version)/Nike

Cast

 * LeBron James as himself
 * Jeff Bergman as Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck (voice)
 * Billy West as Elmer Fudd (voice)
 * Bob Bergen as Porky Pig (voice)

Transcript
We see Elmer Fudd going into Nike stores and get all Jordan sneakers into a bag. He gets off and gets into Daffy's house as he places a pair on them as he's sleeping while sucking his thumb. He then hears police sirens, waking him up, as they all point guns into him. He then gets arrested as Bugs reads the article about it on [a newspaper or his cellphone]. He gasps.
 * Elmer: (laughs) Now that wabbit wiww see that I'm not dumb.
 * Daffy: Wait, what?
 * Bugs: I must do something. But how?

He looks through his cellphone's contact list, with some including Lola Bunny, Sylvester, Dan Backslide, Foghorn Leghorn, [celebs].