Attack of The 50 Foot Nerd/Transcript

This is the transcript of Attack of The 50 Foot Nerd''. ''

Part 1
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(Shows a strange meteorite across the galaxy, heading towards Earth. Meanwhile, at Shopwell's.)
 * Shopper #1: What a perfect day at Shopwell's.
 * Shopper #2: Yeah, me too. Let's go to shopping.
 * Shopper #1: Okay then.
 * Darren: Hello there.
 * Alex: Greeting.
 * Shopper #3: Good day today!
 * Darren: Nice to meet you. Welcome to Shopwell's. Want some coffee?
 * Shopper #1: Sure.
 * (They going to get the coffee from Shopwell's cafe. They are drinking their coffee. Then they are going to buy the foods. They bought the weenies and honey mustard.)

(Later, at Darren's house. Darren jerking off to the porn magazine.) (Then, he cumshots over his magazine. Darren moans. Then, he looking at his penis and begins to sucking.)
 * Darren: Wow. (Gets weenies and honey mustard) There's some buns.
 * Darren: Oh yeah... Here I cum, here I cum.
 * Darren: Mmmm....

(Then, he still sucking and doing deep throat.) (He saw the cums spurting inside his mouth. Then he swallows the cums.) (He cleans up the mess at his room. Then, Darren takes a shower. After, Darren grabs the towel and cleaning himself. Darren puts the pair of red briefs.)
 * Darren: Mmmmfph...
 * Darren: Mmmmm.. milky.
 * Darren: Ahh.. much better.

(Then, he heard knocking the door and open it)
 * Darren: Well, hello ladies. Are you here to fuck me?


 * Girl #1: We are here to sign your autographs. Because I.. I, I, I, have a boyfriend.


 * Girl #2: And I want to suck your dick. It has the cums in it. Mmmm...
 * Darren: (licks his lips) Well, if you want have to, then come in.
 * Girl #2: (horny) Okay then, sexy.

(The girls went inside of Darren's penthouse.) (Darren sees the girls take off their clothes, and went to the couch. They begin to stroke his crotch.)
 * Girl #1: Wow!
 * Girl # 2: Amazing!
 * Darren: Yeah.
 * Girl #2: What should we do?
 * Darren: Hmmm... How about we do.... orgy or something?
 * Girl #2: Ooooh! Yes!
 * Darren: Okay then.