Scared Silly (Transcript)

Here is the transcript for the Greg and Steve in Musicland episode Scared Silly.

Mrs. Bird: Oh, hello everyone, welcome to Musicland. It's Halloween here, and we are going to have a blast. We are going to have candy, we are going to carve pumpkins, and sing and dance today (thunderclap sound effect) What's that sound coming from? (leads to the theme song)

Mrs. Bird: Oh, you're back. and here come some kids,

Kids: Hi.

Mrs. Bird: And you know what else is coming? Famous musicians. Greg and Steve. Say hi.

Greg: Hello Mrs. Bird

Steve: What's up?

Mrs. Bird: It's Halloween here and we all are going to have a great time. We could even put on a parade?

Greg? Parade? Now why didn't I think of that? Did you know that we made a song about that?

Mrs. Bird: Really, what's it called?

Steve: It's called Halloween On Parade. which we are about to sing right now. (leads to the song Halloween on Parade)

Steve: (sings) You can be something silly, like a funny old circus clown. And you can be something from a storybook, like a king or a queen in a crown. You could be a superhero, like a kind in a comic book. Or you could be something, a little bit scary, but a little friendly too. You can get dressed up in costumes and make up, and you know that it's only pretend. (boing sound) And march around to the happy sounds, so the fun will never end. Halloween's on parade. Halloween's on parade. You can be anything, when Halloween's on parade. Yes. Halloween's on parade. Halloween's on parade. You can be anything you wanna be, when Halloween's on parade. (instrumental break with boing sounds)

Steve: Halloween's on parade. Halloween's on parade. You can be anything, you wanna be, when Halloween's on parade. Yes. Halloween's on parade. Halloween's on parade. You can be anything, you wanna be, when Halloween's on parade. (key changes) You can be something goofy, like an old time movie star, a doctor or nurse, or a fire chief, or a driver in a racing car. You can be a crazy creature, from way up in outer space (Sesame Street sound effect) Or a character from a cartoon show with a smile on your face (Elmo's World door open sound effect plays during the Looney Tunes clip) You can get dressed up in costumes and make up, and you know that it's only pretend. (boing sound) And march around to the happy sounds, so the fun will never end. Halloween's on parade. Halloween's on parade. You can be anything, when Halloween's on parade. Yes. Halloween's on parade. Halloween's on parade. You can be anything you wanna be, when Halloween's on parade. One more time. You can be anything, you wanna be, when Halloween's on parade. (speaks) Yeah. Way to go everybody.

Mr. Hillbilly: Well, hi guys. (fall sound effect leads to Mrs. Hillbilly screamint. ng)

Mrs. Bird: Uh oh. I think I know where that sound came from. It's the Big Bad Wolf. (screams) (Run for your life!!!!

Big Bad Wolf: (laughs evily) The candy is mine.

Mr. Hillbilly: Oh no. (gasps) My candy has been stolen.

Big Bad Wolf: Mr. Hillbilly, I told you not to go to Musicland. You can never get your candy back now.

Mr. Hillbilly: That's not fair. I want my candy back, and you know it's not your candy. It's mine.

Big Bad Wolf: It's mine now. If you want your candy, you gotta go get it, (locks the door)

Steve: Uh oh. It looks like Big Bad Wolf has been stealing Mr. Hillbilly, and to make matters worse he has locked the door so that Mr. Hillbilly can't get in. Big Bad wolf. That's not nice. Don't you know that's stealing?

Big Bad Wolf: I'm sorry, but Mr. Hillbilly needs to have a punishment arranged.

Mr. Hillbilly: No.

Big Bad Wolf: For your punishment, I'm changing your accent to Scottish. With my powers, I demand to have Mr. Hillbilly's accent changed.

Mr. Hillbilly: What? No. I.... (his voice is now changed to a Scottish accent) I can't believe it. You changed my accent. I don't want to have a Scottish accent. I want my original accent back.

Big Bad Wolf: Nope. That's not going to happen. And for your punishment, you are not allowed to go to the Halloween party tomorrow. (sends Mr. Hillbilly out, and yells) GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!

Mr. Hillbilly: But I didn't do anything wrong. (Big Bad wolf slams the door) Oh no. The Big Bad Wolf kicked me out of his house. I want to attend the Halloween party tomorrow, but I got punished by the Big Bad wolf. (tears form in his eyes) I have done nothing wrong at all, and I am still not allowed to go to the Halloween party. Oh, that makes me feel very sad (starts crying) I want to attend the Halloween party, but apparently, that's not going to happen (sobs loudly)

Steve: Oh no. This is not good. Mr. Hillbilly is crying. We must help Mr. Hillbilly feel better, and fast.

Mrs. Bird: Hey guys, what's going on?

Greg: Apparently, The Big Bad Wolf has kicked Mr. Hillbilly out of his house,

Steve: That's not good. It is time that we do something about this.

Mrs. Bird: I am the Big Bad Wolf's mother, and I know what to do with him.

Narrator: 5 minutes later...

Bingo (barks)

Mrs. Bird: I'm ashamed of you Big Bad Wolf. Stealing candy is against the rules. You need to apologize to Mr. Hillbilly right now, otherwise you will not have TV for a week.

Big Bad Wolf: I'm an adult mom.

Mrs. Bird: I know you are an adult, but since you live with me, I make the rules. I want you to apologize to Mr. Hillbilly right now, and unlock the door.

Steve: Yeah. I agree with the warning.

Big Bad Wolf: But...

Mrs. Bird: 3, 2, 1.

Big Bad Wolf: Okay mom (walks over to Mr. Hillbilly) I'm sorry I kicked you out of my house. I shouldn't have taken your candy. You desserve to go to the Halloween party tomorrow after all.

Mr. Hillbilly: You mean it? Thanks.

Big Bad Wolf: I'm going to give you your accent back.

Mr. Hillbilly (back to his original accent) Why thanks. I can't wait to go to the party tomorrow.

(fades to a skit. in a skit, the Big Bad wolf is crying)

Big Bad Wolf: Oh. I wish I would have listened, and now I can't do anything (sobs harder)

Mrs. Bird: Hey. What's wrong. Why are you crying?

Big Bad Wolf: Because I have a big problem. I wanted to be in the club, but the bullies banned me from going to my Halloween party, and that makes me feel very sad (sobs uncontrollably)

Mrs. Bird: Well, anytime you have a problem, you can come talk to me about it.

Big Bad Wolf: Thanks mom.

Mrs. Bird: No problem.

Big Bad Wolf: Anyway, the bullies banned me from going to my Halloween Party.

Mrs. Bird: That's not cool of what they did to you. Tomorrow is Halloween, and I can come with you and tell the bullies that you were very sad about not going to your Halloween party. Hopefully, they'll understand what they did was wrong.

Big Bad Wolf: Thanks mom. Anyway, I feel much better, now that I talked to you. Well, I'll see you later. (skit ends).

(back at musicland)

Mrs. Bird: Welcome back to Musicland: We are just having a Halloween party right now. And look, more guests are coming, including Mack the Chicken

Mack: I love parties. This is so much fun.

Big Bad Wolf: Once again, I'm very sorry I took your Halloween candy Mr. Hillbillly,

Mr. Hillbilly: Well that's all right, at least we are having a party right now.

Bingo (barks)

Steve: Hey, looks like Bingo's having a very good time at the Halloween party.

Mack: So, what do you guys want to do at the Halloween party. I know, later today, we can invite others to go trick or treating.

Pig #1: That is a very good idea, as long as the Big Bad Wolf doesn't here about this.

Pig #2: Because the Big Bad Wolf might not like that idea.

Big Bad Wolf: Don't worry pigs, I like that idea.

Girl: Hey Steve, what do you think is going to happen at the Musical Preschool?

Steve: That will be a while before we go there kids, because right now we are having a great Halloween party.

Greg: So what do you kids like the best about the Halloween party that's happening?.

Boy: Probably eating chocolate and candy.

Girl: I would agree with that. Chocolate and candy are very tasty and delicious.

Mack: I love parties. You know what that makes me want to do? It makes me want to dance,

Mrs. Bird: And look, the bullies came over, but they came to apologize to the Big Bad Wolf.

Bully #1: Hey Big Bad Wolf. Hey. Listen, I'm sorry I called you an imbecile. I was just having a bad hair day yesterday.

Bully #2: (sobbing) We just didn't want to be grounded for a week, so that's why we came to apologize to you.

Big Bad Wolf: That's okay. I forgive you.

Bully #1: Thanks, and you're welcome to stay in the Halloween party if you want.

Girl: That sure is some good party, right?

Steve: Yep, it is.

Mack: Come on everyone, let's dance.

Greg: Excuse me for a moment. I have to get my grandson.

Mrs. Hillbilly: Shall we dance together?

Mr. Hillbilly: You betcha.

(Everybody dances, but then the party stops briefly and baby Elijah and the Big Bad wolf fall over and accidentally bonk their heads into each other. Baby Elijah and the Big Bad Wolf begin crying)

Mrs. Bird: What's wrong son?

Big Bad Wolf: I accidentally hit myself and Baby Elijah in the head, and that hurts really bad (sobs hysterically in pain)

Greg: Oh poor Elijah. Are you alright?

Big Bad Wolf: Greg, I accidentally bonked myself and Elijah in the head. We were all dancing and stuff,

Greg: It's okay. I'm sure it was an accident.

Mrs. Bird: Let the party continue.

Steve: Well, I must admit that it's a very cool party. Say kids, would you like to head over to Musicland in 20 minutes?

Girl: Yeah.

Mrs. Bird: Don't go away, we'll be right back after this skit.

(another skit starts, with Mack the Chicken)

Mack: Hello everyone: Would you like to do the Chicken Dance with me?

Kids: (offscreen) Yeah.

Mack: First, I just need to get warmed up. (stretches his arms) Almost ready, now I need to make one bounce, and we will be ready to go. (he bounces, and a boing sound plays) Okay now I'm ready. (instrumental of the Chicken Dance plays) You know, dancing is great exercise, it makes you healthy and strong. (Music stops) Hey, what happened? Why did the music stop?

Kids: I don't know.

Mack: This is terrible. Without music, I have nobody to dance with (begins crying)

Kids: Don't be sad. We will invite some more guests with you. (a pig and a sheep arrive)

Mack: Thank you very much. Now I can get back to dancing again, and it looks like the pig and sheep are joining me, and they are wearing Halloween costumes. Music Maestro. (organ reaarangement of Chicken Dance plays) Yeah. That's right. Dance everybody, dance!!! Have a happy Halloween everybody!!! (skit ends)

(back at Musicland)

Mrs. Bird: Well, the party is still happening, and everybody is having a great time.

Steve: Okay everybody, in 5 minutes, we are going to sing The Monster Mash.

Mack: I love that song

Pig #1: Me too

Pig #2: Me three

Pig #3: Me four.

Baby Elijah: (laughs)

Greg: We are going to play a game, called Guess the Animal. Whoever wins the game, gets the prize.

Mack: I like that idea.

Steve: Okay. This animal has whiskers, a tail, and goes meow. Do you know what that animal is?

Kids: A cat.

Steve: That's right. Next question. This animal is very furry, it and likes to play with toys, take nice walks, and makes a barking sound. Do you know what that animal is?

Kids: A dog.

Steve: Great work. Next question. This animal hangs out all day in the water, swimming around and around. Do you know what that animal is?

Kids: A fish.

Greg: You're doing great. Here's the next one. This animal lives in the farm, and makes milk. Do you know what that animal is?

Kids: A cow.

Steve: Excellent. One last question. This animal lives in the zoo, has a trunk, and is one of the most intelligent animals in the world. Do you know what that animal is?

Kids: An elephant.

Greg: Yep, that's right. Well, it looks like it's time to do the Monster Mash.

Mack: Oh boy. I can't wait to dance. (Monster Mash begins to play)

Steve: I was working in the lab late one night, When my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For my monster from his slab began to rise, And suddenly to my surprise,

Greg and Steve: He did the Monster Mash. Kids: (The Monster Mash, ) It was a graveyard smash. Kids: (He did the Mash, ) It caught on in a flash. Kids: (He did the Mash, ) He did the Monster Mash.

Greg: From my laboratory in the castle east, Kids: (Wah-ooo.) To the master bedroom where the vampires feast. Kids: (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo.) The ghouls all came from their humble abodes, Kids: (Wah-ooo.) To get a jolt from my electrodes.

Greg and Steve: They did the Monster Mash. Kids: (The Monster Mash, ) It was a graveyard smash. Kids: (They did the Mash, ) It caught on in a flash. Kids: (They did the Mash, ) They did the Monster Mash.

Steve: The zombies were having fun. Kids: (Tenna-shoop, wah-ooo.) The party had just begun. Kids: (Tenna-shoop, wah-ooo.) The guests included Wolf Man, Kids: (Tenna-shoop, wah-ooo.) Dracula and his son.

Greg: The scene was rockin', all were diggin' the sounds. Kids: (Wah-ooo.) Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds. Kids: (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo.) The coffin-bangers were about to arrive. Kids: (Wah-ooo.) With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five."

Greg and Steve: They played the Monster Mash. Kids: (The Monster Mash, ) It was a graveyard smash. Kids: (They played the Mash, ) It caught on in a flash. Kids: (They played the Mash, ) They played the Monster Mash.

Greg: Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring, Kids: (Wah-ooo.) Seems he was troubled by just one thing. Kids: (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo.) He opened the lid and shook his fist, Kids: (Wah-ooo.) And said: "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

Greg and Steve: It's now the Monster Mash. Kids: (The Monster Mash, ) And it's a graveyard smash. Kids: (It's now the Mash, ) It's caught on in a flash. Kids: (It's now the Mash, ) It's now the Monster Mash.

Steve: Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band. Kids: (Wah-ooo.) And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land. Kids: (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo.) For you, the living, this Mash was meant too, Kids: (Wah-ooo.) When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you.

Greg and Steve: Then you can Monster Mash. Kids: (The Monster Mash, ) And do my graveyard smash. Kids: (Then you can Mash, ) You'll catch on in a flash. Kids: (Then you can Mash, ) Then you can Monster Mash.

Greg and Steve: Mmgrrrr! (Monster Mash.) Kids: (Wah-ooo.) Mmmash good. (Monster Mash.) Kids: (Wah-ooo.) Easy, Igor, you impetuous young boy. (Monster Mash.) Kids: (Wah-ooo, Monster Mash.) Kids: (Wah-ooo, Monster Mash.)

Steve: That was a fun song. I would like to thank everyone, for making the Halloween party a huge success.

Mack: That sure was great dancing.

Mrs. Bird: Well, we hope you had fun at the Halloween party. Come back soon.

(fades to an animated skit)