Baldi336: The Movie/Transcript

''​This is the full movie transcript of the 2020 film Baldi336: The Movie. ''

​​Part 1: Welcome to my Schoolhouse!
(Shows 20th Century Studios logo variant, then shows Warner Bros. Pictures logo, and then shows the Universal Studios logos on screen)

​(Shows Disney Logo, then when the arc forms, the logo turns into a paper sheet then opening credits, for more on the opening credits, see page Baldi336: The Movie/Credits)

Narrator​: Welcome to the Solar System, and I'm the narrator, and I'm almost getting burned by the sun.

(​Screen then goes Mecury and Saturn)

Narrator​: And that's Earth! So let's go to Here Town!

Narrator​: And then, meet his friend named Baldi336.

Baldi336​: Hello there! I am Baldi336, and I'm going to Baldi's Schoolhouse!

(​Screen then goes past Here Town then Schoolhouse)

Baldi336​: And that means I'm going to Baldi's Schoolhouse A.K.A Here School!

Baldi​: Oh, Hi! Welcome to my Schoolhouse!

​(Screen shows the You Can Think Pad)

​Baldi​: Problem 1.

Baldi​: 5+5=

Baldi336​: 10!

Baldi​: Great job! That's right!

Narrator​: 2 problems later....

Baldi​: You got a shiny quarter for being good at math!

Baldi336​: Thank you.

Narrator​: Another 2 problems later....

​(Screen shows the You Can Think Pad)

Baldi​: Problem 3!

Baldi: 8439049024890+43834894343x233232323223=

Baldi336​: 666!

​(Screen shows Baldi getting angry)

Baldi​: I HEAR EVERY DOOR YOU OPEN!

​​Part 2: Baldi gets angry!
Baldi336​: WAIT WHAT!

Baldi​: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! You think I'm bad, and that's good, right, because you're getting spanked with a ruler!

Baldi336​: Oh No!

Principal of the Thing​: "whistles offscreen"

​(Later, Baldi336 runs while the Principal is here)

Principal of the Thing​: No running in the halls!

Principal of the Thing​: 15 seconds! Detention for you. When will you learn?

Baldi336​: '''HEY! WHY DID YOU SENT ME TO DETENTION!'''

Principal of the Thing​: Because you've been breaking the rules!

Baldi336​: Ugh. whatever.

Baldi336​: "screams"

Playtime​: LET'S PLAY

Playtime​: Ready, Go!

Playtime​: "Counts 1-5"

Playtime​: Wow! That's Great! let's play again! Sometime soon....

It's a Bully​: I'm gonna take your candy......

Baldi336​: Oh No! It's The Bully!

It's a Bully​: I'll take that..... It's mine NOW......

​(Later, Baldi slaps his ruler off screen)

Baldi336​: OH NO

​(5 notebooks later)

​​Part 3: All 7 Notebooks
Baldi​: '''CONGRATULATIONS! YOU FOUND ALL 7 NOTEBOOKS! NOW ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS: GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!! HEH-HEEEEEEEH!'''

Baldi336​: Aw, crap!

​(Later, Arts & Crafters charges at the player while the screen turns red)

Baldi336​: Wait, what? I need to find 2 more exits!

​(Then, the screen fades to Baldi336 running in Here Town)

Baldi336​: Please, let's find the portal!

​(the cannon blastes Baldi336)

Baldi336​: "SCREAMS"

Baldi​: "I'm coming!"

Baldi​: "SCREAMS"

​(and then, Baldi336 and Baldi is in the portal, it uses mix-up colors)

​(scene shows Baldi336's house)

​​Part 4: Baldi336's House
Baldi336​: What is this house?

Baldi​: This is YOUR house, Baldi336, and let's take a tour of it!

Baldi336​: Okay Baldi.

​(After the house tour.....)

Baldi​: Okay, thank you! now i have to go back to my own world.

Baldi336​: Thanks Baldi.

Baldi​: Okay, I'll see you later!

​(Later, Baldi goes back into the portal then the portal disappears)

Baldi336​: Okay, let's go repair Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

​(the scene fades to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza at nighttime)

Baldi336​: Now we're in Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

Baldi336​: Now let's go inside.

Baldi336​: WAIT WHAT! CLOSED?

​​Part 5: Repairing Freddy's
Baldi336​: Wait? I think about Baldina's Schoolhouse that had Thed! But Is TimTom and Dr. Reflex coming soon?

Baldi336​: Okay, now let's repair the sign.

(the music of the Nintendo Land theme song plays while Baldi336 whistles the Baldi's Basics Main Theme)​

Baldi336​: Come on, Come on!

(Many Minutes Later....)​

Baldi336​: Okay, let's test out the neon sign.

Baldi336​: Hey, manager!

Manager​: Thanks for repairing Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!

Baldi336​: Now it's repaired! Now let's go home.

(the scene changes into daytime)​

(many kids go to the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Grand Re-Opening with Freddy, Bonnie, Chicka, and Foxy)​

Man #1​: Okay, it's the grand re-opening of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!

(everyone applauds)​

Man #2​: Okay, now let's get some screenshots!

Evil Baldi336​: '''HAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW IT'S TIME TO GET GIGA BALDI AROUND ON OCTOBER 9!'''

​​Part 6: Lake Shore Middle School
(scene cuts to the Middle School)​

Baldi336​: Wow! That's a great school!

Student #1​: Okay, that's a great school!

Mr. Hancock​: Now, Let's learn!

All Students​: Okay!

(scene fades to the Cafe)​

Baldi336​: Okay, now let's get some lunch!

Student #7​: Me too!

Trash​: Oh, i'm a crazy trash....

(scene fades to dismissal)​

Student #1​: Okay, gotta go!

Mr. Hancock​: Bye Student!

Baldi336​: Come on....

(When Bald336 went home....)​

​​Part 7: Back Home
(scene fades into the Living Room)​

Baldi336​: I'm gonna watch some Access Hollywood.

(TV turns on)​

Access Hollywood Man​: Brad wears his beard truly the lights his kids as Yo Gabba Gabba's DJ Lance Rock-

(TV turns into static for 7 seconds then turns off)​

Baldi336​: Okay, Where's my parents?

(his parents appeared)​

Baldi336's Dad​: Hey, it's time for your bedtime, you gotta get some sleep!

Baldi336​: Okay Dad!

Baldi336's Mom​: Goodnight!

Baldi336​: Night Mom & Dad!

(Baldi336 wakes up)​

Baldi336​: HEY! I WAS ABOUT TO GET SLEEP BUT MY EVIL CLONE INTERRUPTED ME!

Evil Baldi336​: HA HA HA HA HA! 8 MORE DAYS THEN I WOULD GET GIGA BALDI AROUND!

​​Part 8: Meet Baldi336's Friends
Baldi336​: Hey there, Let's go to the Here Town and meet the new friends, Beans, Ms. Pomp, Chalkles, and Johnny!

Beans​: Hi there!

Ms. Pomp​: Hello friend!

Chalkles​: It's so nice to see you!

Johnny​: We are happy that you are here!

Baldi336​: Hello Beans, Ms. Pomp, Chalkles, and Johnny!

Johnny​: Okay, I'm gonna play some Smash Bros. Let's go to Johnny's House and play.

Baldi336​: That's a great idea! Let's go!

(scene fades to Johnny's House)​

Johnny​: The fighters are Me as My Mii, Baldi336 is Ness, Ms. Pomp is Peach, Chalkes is Ice Climbers, and Beans is Sheik.

Johnny​: The stage we are playing on is Venom.

(scene fades to when the match is over)​

Announcer​: Game!

Johnny​: That was a great game.

Announcer​: Sheik wins!

Johnny​: Now let's turn off the TV.

Baldi336​: Hey, Johnny! You think it was a great game?

Johnny​: Yes!

Beans​: I loved Smash Bros. And i think there's a Baldi in Smash Bros.

Baldi​: WAIT? I'M IN SMASH BROS?

Minecraft Steve​: Me Too!

Mane 6​: WE WANT TO BE IN SMASH BROS! (X5)

Baldi​: Fine. I'll jsut have me and Baldi's friends and Mane 6 in Smash Bros if Nintendo wants to.

​​Part 9: The Ship
Baldi336​: What is the ship?

Filename2​: This is King K. Rool's ship.

Baldi336​: What is it mean?

King K. Rool​: HA HA HA! I'M KING K. ROOL! AND I'M GONNA TAKE OVER DONKEY KONG ISLAND!

Baldi336​: Wait What?

(scene cuts to the Blast-O-Matic about to destroy Donkey Kong Island)​

King K. Rool​: LET'S USE THE LASER TO DESTROY IT!

(Blast-O-Matic destroys Donkey Kong Island)​

Filename2​: Let's go before we get caught!

(Blast-O-Matic destroyed the entire Donkey Kong Island)​

King K. Rool​: HA HA HA HA HA! AND NOW THAT'S THE END!

'''(fake credits start rolling as it says

KREDITS

KODING.........KLAP TRAP

KARACTERS.........KRUSHA

KOLOURING.........KRITTER

KONCEPT.........KLUMP

KOMMANDER.........KING K. ROOL

THE END?

)'''​

​​Part 10: Baldi336 leaves Here Town
Baldi336​: Fake ending?

King K. Rool​: HA HA HA HA HA! YOU THINK IT'S THE END? NO! YOU JUST GOT PRANKED!

Baldi336​: Okay. I'm leaving Here Town.

Baldi336​: Come on, let's go to the portal...

(Baldi336 lands into the portal then as he goes back to his house, the portal disappears.​

Baldi336​: Whoa! that was so close! Now I'm gonna look at a newspaper!

(Baldi336 reads the newspaper as it says "Giga Baldi will go around on October 9. Warning! Students of Lake Shore and Here School must run away from Giga Baldi.")​

Baldi336​: WHAT? GIGA BALDI?

Evil Baldi336​: '''HA HA HA HA HA! I'M GONNA START THE GIGA BALDI THE NEXT DAY!'''

​​Part 11: Wario-Man!
Baldi336​: Let's read the comic named "Wario-Man saves Baldi's Schoolhouse".

Narrator​: One day, Wario-Man sees the destroyed Here School.

Narator​: Then, Wario-Man fixes the sign.

Narrator​: After, Wario-Man has repaired the school.

Narrator​: Then Wario-Man fixed the school, the kids got happy! The End.

Baldi336​: That was a great comi-

Baldi336​: Whoa!

Evil Baldi336​: '''HE HE HE HA HA HE HE! I'M STARTING THE GIGA BALDI TODAY!'''

​​Part 12: Giga Baldi Fight
(scene cuts to Here School)​

Evil Baldi336​: NOW LET'S GET GIGA BALDI STARTED!

(unpowered Giga Baldi starts to grow)​

(Giga Baldi flashes red gas sign)​

Evil Baldi336​: What? Gas?

Baldi336​: There's gonna be a Giga Baldi around!

(Time Card says: Many Hours Later...)​

(Giga Baldi starts up)​

Giga Baldi​: HA HA HA HA HA! MY NAME IS GIGA BALDI AND I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!

Baldi336​: Wait What? Giga Baldi?

Baldi​: Oh noes! I got a Giga Form!

Baldi336​: Don't worry Baldi! I can help you!

(Giga Baldi uses the Mega Laser and starts killing people into skeletons)​

Giga Baldi​: LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO USE THE LASER!

Baldi​: Backup!

Student #12​: Why there a Giga Baldi? You know Baldi is inappropriate for school! and so is South Park!

Filename2​: Oh no. There's a Giga Baldi. Gotta hide.

(Time Card: Many hits later... then after the time card Giga Baldi is a spider)​

Baldi​: Wait? I know Giga Baldi is a spider ''NOW! BACK UP!''

Baldi336​: Hit him.

Baldi​: HEY!

Baldi336​: Oh.. Lift the truck....

Giga Baldi​: HEYYYYYYYYYY!

(After then, Giga Baldi turns his face to red then he roars)​

Baldi​: '''OH NOES!!!!!!! HE IS GOING TO DESTORY HERE SCHOOL!!!!!!'''

Giga Baldi​: '''HE HA HA HA HA HA I'M GONNA STEAL HERE SCHOOL! SO THIS MEANS ALL THE PLACES IS NOW BALDI-RELATED!'''

(Giga Baldi changes some signs, aka McDonald's becomes McBaldi's and Chuck E. Cheese's becomes Baldi E. Ruler's then the sky turns thunder)​

Ness​: PK THUNDER!!!!!!

Giga Baldi​: '''NOW WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! I'M ALMOST GONNA DIE!'''

Kirby​: HIIIIIIIIIIIII!'''

Giga Baldi​: NOW YOU'VE JUST ANNOYED ME!

(The smash ball appears)​

Ness​: '''PK..... STARSTORM!!!!!!'''

(raining stars appeared by Ness)​

​​Part 13: Giga Baldi Goes Crazy and dies
Baldi336​: OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!

Giga Baldi​: '''OH............ NO.............'''

(Giga Baldi falls down then he powered down as defeat)​

Baldi​: We did it guys! We defeated Giga Baldi-

Evil Baldi336​: Oh, so just killed Giga Baldi.... So you'll get killed back.

Baldi336​: OH NO!!!!!!!!!

Evil Baldi336​: You can run, but you can't hide!

Baldi336​: Baldi, get him.

(Baldi shoots Evil Baldi336 then he falls off as defeat)​

Evil Baldi336​: NOOOOOOOOOO I AM DEADDDDDDDDD!

(all of the places go back to normal except Here School the the sky turns back into the blue sky and white clouds)​

​​Part 14: Here School Destroyed
Baldi336​: Oh, Here School just got destroyed....

Baldi​: Oh, so that Giga Baldi just destroyed our school.

Principal of the Thing​: Oh no. The school just got destroyed.

Playtime​: Me too.

It's a Bully​: Me three.

Gotta Sweep​: Me four.

1st Prize​: Me five.

Beans​: Me six.

Ms. Pomp​: Me seven.

Chalkles​: Me eight.

Johnny​: Me nine.

Baldi336​: So, we'll just repair Here School!

Baldi336​: Okay, but first, let's sing a song!

(Song: Repairing the School)​

Baldi336​: Let's repair the school

Baldi​: And get new signs!

Playtime​: Play jump rope again!

Beans​: Spit gum again!

Baldi336​: Get new walls!

Principal of the Thing​: And fix the sign in the halls!

Everyone​: We're gonna repair x4

Everyone​: Here School!

Baldi336​: Hooray for Baldi's Basics Team!

​​Part 15: Here School Repaired
(Scene fades to the Here School Grand-Reopening on October 11th)​

Baldi​: So, Here School got the grand-reopening after Giga Baldi had destroyed it!

Baldi336​: Okay! Here comes the Baldina's Basis Crew!

Baldina​: Come to my Poem Schoolhouse soon in the Sequel!

Guard​: So You'll just be in part of this school!

Zauchka and other BBIEAL and BBIELG gang​: Okay! and this means, let's take a bow!

(Everyone takes a bow)​

Baldi​: Look! It's Plory and Yoop!

Plory​: Hey Yoop! you'll see some trash in the future!

Yoop​: Plory! You'll look at the trash in the dump during the last Giga Baldi Battle!

Plory​: Thanks for Yoop at this opening.

Baldi​: Thank you, Plory and Yoop.

Yoop​: Thanks Baldi!

Plory​: And me too. Hey! Snargg isn't here!

Chalkles​: I can be in the chalk again!

Beans​: And I can spit gum again too!

​​Part 16: Epilogue
Baldi​: So, Baldi336, you'll be going?

Baldi336​: okay, Baldi. I'm gonna go in a moment.

(Baldi336 then leaves)​

Baldi​: Wait what? You can't go without a car!

Baldi336​: Okay, so here's my car and let's get gas.

(Baldi336 fills gas at his car)​

Baldi​: You need to go, Baldi336!

Everyone​: AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Baldi​: We gotta say goodbye first!

Baldi336​: How do I get OUT of here?

Baldi​: Head straight down the road, and you fly ahead, then you go back home!

Baldi336​: Okay Baldi. I gotta get going.

(Song: Goodbye "Alternative Movie Version")​

CHORUS

Everyone​: Goodbye x8

Baldi​: Goodbye, see you later. I had fun.

Baldi336​: Bye Baldi. I had fun beating Giga Baldi.

Beans​: Goodbye, see you later. We had much fun.

Baldi336​: Keep spitting your beans, Beans.

Beans​: Okay, Baldi336, you'll go in a moment.

CHORUS

Baldi336​: I'll see you soon Baldi!

Baldi​: And I hope you'll see you soon too!

Baldi336​: GOODBYE!!!!!!!!

(After the song ended, Baldi336 flies around then he goes back into the portal, and when he is in the portal, the portal disappears)​

Baldi336​: Whoa, Where are we? Oh! Let's go to the Lab!

(Scene fades into the Lab)​

Baldi336​: What is this lab?

(Then, a Monsters, Inc. Door which is a Class Door from Here School)​

Baldi336​: Whoa, your evil clone! You're back? Well, you're kicked out of here!

Evil Baldi336​: No No No No No... Please No... No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(After then, the doors shuts off after he went into the door)​

Baldi336​: When will Giga Baldi look like after defeated?

(Scene cuts into Giga Baldi being destroyed then the scene pans into McDonald's)​

Baldi336​: And then, So that conclude the movie, that was fun that Giga Baldi was defeated!

Baldi​: And me too! So this mean-

Baldi clones​: SLAP IT UP! X17

Baldi​: AHHHHH! YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME?

Baldi336​: Slap them.

(Baldi slaps all of the Baldi clones)​

Narrator​: And so, Baldi has defeated all of the Baldi clones. And they lived happily ever after.

(The scene pans back into Earth)​

​​Part 17: End Credits
See page: Baldi336: The Movie/Credits

​​Part 18: Where is Arthur?/Neon School
Baldi336​: Whoa? What is THIS dark house?

Arthur​: HEY!

Baldi336​: "SCREAMS"

Baldi336​: Oh my god. that was scary.

(The scene changes into Here School with neon lights)

Baldi336​: Here School WITH neon lights? Oh, that's cool.

Baldi​: Oh, hi! That's the neon school! Come on in if you want cause it's a party!

Baldi336​: A PARTY? Let's go!

(Baldi336 comes with Baldi to the party then after the yellow door closes, the scene cuts to black)

(When the screen cuts to black, the text reads while it fades: Baldi336 will return in Baldi336: The Movie 2: Baldina's Adventure after a few seconds, Coming Soon fades in then after 8 seconds the text fades out then the Closing Logos are shown on screen)