Imaginationland 2/Transcript

(We start off with the Paramount Pictures logo with Butters and his friends riding on the stars and land on the logo and the Warner Bros. logo appears.) (The movie starts on a beautiful morning in South Park and the song Moutain Town begins.)

Butters: There's a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by. Oh, the snow's pure and white on the earth, rich and brown! Just another Friday morning in my quiet mountain town. The sun is shining and the grass is green Under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say "hello",

Townsman: Get out of my way!

Butters: Even though the temperature's low. It's a perfect Friday morning in my quiet little mountain town.

(Butters crosses the street and reaches his house.)

Linda Stotch: Well, good morning, Butters!

Butters: My party's tonight and I invited everyone from school.

Linda Stotch: Well that's great! I'll go make the cake.

Butters: Bye, mom!

(Butters is at the bus stop with Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny.)

Butters: Hey, guys!

The Boys: Hey, Butters!

Butters: It's my birthday on Sunday and tonight's my party and you're invited!

Stan: Happy birthday, Butters!

Kyle: Yeah, Happy birthday!

Kenny: (Muffled) (I'm so excited!)

(The school bus arrives.)

(Butters and the boys get on the bus.)

Butters: Hello, everybody!

The Kids: Happy birthday, Butters!

Butters: I'm having a sleepover birthday party tonight and you're all invited!

Heidi: How exciting!

Timmy: Timmy!

Boy With Blonde Hair: Cool!

Tweek Tweek: Horray!

(The bus driver starts driving The Kids to school.)

Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air. You see homeless people, but you just don't care. It's a sea of smiles in which we'd glad to drown!

Kenny: (Muffled) (Don't you know? It's like a perfect winter day And that I'm glad I can say)

Stan: That's right! It's Friday morning

The Kids: in our quiet little white-bred redneck mountain town!

(The bus arrives at South Park Elemetary School.)

Bus Driver: Have a great day, Kids.

(The Kids enter the school and enter their classroom. Mr. Garrison enters.)

The Kids: Good morning, Mr. Garrison!

Mr. Garrison: Good morning, class. Let's start the day with some math. What's 5 times 2?

(Craig raises his hand.)

Mr. Garrison: Yes, Craig?

Craig: 12?

Mr. Garrison: That's correct!

Cartman: (Whispers to Kyle) I guess we all know math really well.

French Narrator: 2 hours later...

(The school bell rings.)

Mr. Garrison: Okay class, Time for lunch!

The Kids: Horray!

(In the cafeteria, The Kids are eating their lunch.)

Stan: What did you get for lunch, Butters?

Butters: I've got a baloney sandwich, some chips and an apple.

Stan: That's a great choice, Butters!

Butters: Thanks, Stan!

(After The Kids finished their lunch, The school bell rings.)

The Kids: Recess time! (They all ran outside and play.) Off to the playground we shall go, Where we learn everything that we know, Because school teach us what our parents don't have time to say, And today's gonna make our life's complete, Cause Butters' birthday is tonight,

Cartman: Hell yeah!

The Kids: Thank God we live in the quiet, little, redneck, podunk, white-trash,

Kenny: (Muffled) (Kenny!)

The Kids: U-S-A!

(After the song, the kids are all grouped up at the playground)

Butters: So, guys? You're coming to my birthday party tonight?

Stan: Yeah! we are, Butters.

Butters: I've invited all of my friends to my house to celebrate.

The Kids: Wow!

Kenny: (Muffled) (Will there be cake?)

Butters: Yeah there will!

Cartman: Will there be sucking balls?

(The Kids groan in disgust.)

Butters: No! That's gross!

Cartman: Sorry!

Butters: Plus I'm having a sleepover after the party.

The Kids: (Cheering)

Stan: See you tonight, Butters.

Butters: See you all there!

(That night, The Kids are at Butter's house celebrating his birthday. A montage of them playing Pin The Tail On The Donkey, Blowing noise makers, The Female Kids taking selfies, The Male Kids playing Dungeons and Dragons, Playing Spin The Bottle and dancing together. While all this happens, the song Celebration by Kool And The Gang plays.)

Everyone: Today's gonna be a-ok 'Cause we're celebrating your birthday Happy birthday, Butters Celebratin' your birthday!

Butters: Aw. Thanks everyone, you are too kind.

Cartman: You wanna see this awesome present I got you?

Butters: Sure!

(Butters opens a present and it has a Terrance and Phillip Asses of Fire DVD.)

Butters: Wow! A Terrence and Phillip Asses of Fire DVD? That's so cool! I love it!

French Narrator: 11:00 P.M.

Stan: Well, it's way past our bedtime after Asses of Fires so...

Everyone: Goodnight, Butters!

Butters: Goodnight, everyone!

(So all the kids went to Butter's bedroom and went to sleep. They're having a sleepover.)

(The next morning Butters wakes up and looks out the window. The imagination balloon was flying.)

Butters: I know that balloon! Everyone wake up! It's the imagination balloon!

(The kids all wake up.)

Cartman: It's 8 in the morning, Butters.

Kelly Gardner: It's that the balloon from Imaginationland?

Timmy: Timmy?

Butters: Yeah it is, come on guys!

Everyone: Mr. Mayor!

(Butters, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Wendy, Bebe, Clyde, Annie, Lola, Red, Molly, Meagan, Nichole Daniels, Kevin, Milly, Craig, Heidi, Tweek Tweek, Token Black, Jimmy, Timmy, Bradley Biggle, Francis, Sally Turner, Kal, Esther, Scott, Allie, Bill and Fosse, Jason, Nelly, David, Kelly Gardner, Emily, Jenny, Kelly Pinkerton, Kelly Rutherford, Annie, Girl with blonde hair, Boy with blue cap, Boy with C cap, Louis, DogPoo, Douglas, Terrance, Tommy, Boy with red shirt and blue pants, Boy with blonde hair, Daniel Tanner, Nate, Ashley, Liza, Beth, Maria Sanchez, Brown Coat Girl, Monica, and various other 4th graders run up to the imagination balloon and see The Mayor of Imaginationland.)

Mayor: Hello, kids!

Butters: How did you get here?

Mayor: Well, I heard it's your birthday so I got the idea to invite you to Imaginationland for your birthday!

Everyone: Yay!

Mayor: All aboard the Imagination balloon!

(The kids enter the imagination balloon and it starts to fly. The opening credits start rolling.)

(In Butter's bedroom Butters' parents come in.)

Linda: Good morning, Butters. How was your party last night?

(Linda pulls the blanket off and Butters was not in his bed.)

Linda: Huh? What the hell?! (Gets really angry) BUTTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh! He's so grounded!

Stephen: Oh crap, I'm gonna throw up!

(Stephen goes into the bathroom, grabs a garbage can and throws up.)

Linda: Where the hell is he?

(Meanwhile, The Imagination balloon arrives in Imaginationland. But a lot of new characters are here and decorating the town for Butter's birthday.)

Kyle: Wow! Who are those characters, Mr. Mayor?

Mayor: Well we have a lot of new friends here. They are not here when you first come here. Oh! Here comes the Lollipop King!

(The Lollipop King, Mayor Lion, Mayor Quimby, Mayor Adam West, Mayor Dandy Lion, The Mayor of Halloweentown, Mayor Jeff Otter and Mr. Mayor enter.)

The Lollipop King: Welcome back, Butters!

Mayor: We also have more mayors here in Imaginationland! (all the good characters gather around the Mayors and The Lollipop King.) Fellow citizens of Imaginationland, Butters and his friends are back!

All good characters from Butter's first visit: (Cheering)

Rockety Rocket: Welcome back!

Cinderella: Welcome back!

Strawberry Shortcake: Welcome back!

Mr. Clean: Welcome back!

Charlie Brown: Welcome back!

(Several welcome backs from other good characters)

Mayor: And to all you new characters, say hello to butters and his friends!

All New Characters: Hello!

Teletubbies: Eh Oh!

Frylock: Wazzuuuuuuup?!

Ned Flanders: Hi diddly ho!

Dr. Nick: Hi, everybody!

The Kids: Hi, Dr. Nick!

Krusty: Hey hey kids!

Butters: I've never seen you guys before. This is going to be the best birthday ever!

All Good Characters: (Cheering)

Mayor: Ok, Everyone, Continue decorating the town for Butter's birthday. It's almost here!

Wimzie: Wow! I'm so excited!

(All the good characters start leaving.)

Eureeka: I'm gonna preform a spell!

Ojo: I'm gonna make a cake!

Krusty the Clown: I'm gonna sing a happy birthday song!

Lana Loud: I'm gonna make mud pies!

Lincoln Loud: Lana, that's disgusting!

Lana Loud: You're right.

Bear: What are you waiting for? Let's start our day!

Genie: There's a party going on here! We are gonna party! Come on, Everybody! Let's party!

(All the good characters look at the Genie.)

Genie: Oh, (Giggles) sorry.

Magellan: Come on, Tail Let's continue to decorate the town for Butter's birthday!

Lori Loud: This is literally going to be the best party ever!

(The good characters continue to decorate.)

Butters: Wow this is going to be the best birthday ever that I feel a song coming on!

(And then the song Butter's Beautiful Birthday Bash begins.)

Everyone: It's Butter's beautiful birthday bash today! It's Butter's beautiful birthday bash today! On this very special day, We're going to celebrate... Butter's beautiful birthday bash!

B: With music, presents...

Earl Sinclair: Ice cream!

Officer Dave Hanson: Donuts!

Butters: What does a birthday mean, anyways?

Gabby: Well, It's the day when you were born.

Moe Szyslak: For the day you came out of your mom's belly.

M.T. Promises: So we have a party to celebrate your own very special day.

Butters: All right.

Everyone: It's Butter's beautiful birthday bash today! And all of his friends are gathered around to say... Wave a hand, Shake your leg, For the day you came out of your mom's belly. It's Butter's beautiful birthday bash today!

Butters: This is my special day?

Everyone: Yeah. That's right!

Butters: How special?

Eureeka: Well, if your birthday was a color, what's your favorite color?

Butters: Yellow.

Treelo: Yellow bananas.

Funshine Bear: The sun.

Big Bird: My feathers!

Everyone: On this very special day, we're going to celebrate... Butter's beautiful birthday...

Butters: Ouch!

Flippy: (Laughing) Butter's hair!

Everyone: It's Butter's beautiful birthday bash today!

Pop: A great day!

Cub: A funny day!

Everyone: And all of his friends are gathered around to say...

God: You're our favorite fellow day.

Butters: Ouch!

Batley: Magellan, what did you do?

Magellan: My tail was only trying to play with him.

Everyone: Wave a hand, shake your leg, For the day you came out of your mom's belly It's Butter's beautiful birthday bash today!

Butters: What if my birthday was a place?

Elmo: If your birthday was a place, it would be...

Homer Simpson: A TV sitcom with people laughing.

Peppa Pig: I really wish you were in a picture book.

Bart Simpson: Springfield.

Glenn Quagmire: Quahog.

Mane Six and Spike: Equestria.

The Loud Family: Royal Woods.

Cartman: Any place in castle sunshine on a rainy day!

Lisa Simpson: A cozy corner with our cat.

Russel: A pirate ship full of rats.

Everyone: Its' Butter's beautiful birthday bash today!

The Fishtones: We're getting ready to squirt some water in your face!

Everyone: And all of his friends are gathered around to say.

The Fishtones: We're going to have a party!

Everyone: All of us have to say "Make a wish".

Mr. Knack: What would you wish for?

Bogge and Quagmire: Peanut butter sandwichies!

Everyone: It's Butter's beautiful birthday bash... Butter's beautiful birthday bash today!

(after the song)

Comic Book Guy: Best song ever!

Mayor: Happy birthday Butters!

Butters: Who's that?

Mayor: That's Sam the Robot.

Sam the Robot: Hello. I am Sam the Robot. I can dance for you.

(Sam the Robot starts dancing.)

Everyone: (Laughing)

Bender: Hey, Sam. Bite my shiny metal ass!

Mayor: This is Nick Penguin.

Nick Penguin: Can I have some more ice cream?

Doctor Strange: Sure.

(Doctor Strange uses his powers to bring the ice cream to Nick Penguin.)

(Mr. Knack enters with his cart.)

Mayor: And for the first time in Imaginationland we have our own handy man Mr. Knack! Godzilla?

Lois Griffin: You might wanna cover your ears right now.

Godzilla: SKREEEOOOONK!!!!

(The Kids and All Good Characters cover their ears because of Godzilla's loud roar.)

Mr. Knack: Heavens to Bootsy!

All Good Characters: You mean Heavens to Betsy!

Mayor: He has an Italian accent.

Cartman: Oh, yeah!

Duffman: Hey! That's my line!

Butters: Hey, Nick.

Mr. Knack: (Gets really angry) Don't call me Nick or I will kiss Giggles and Petunia!

Butters: Oh, Nick Knack.

Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!

Butters: Who are you?

Emma: I'm Emma.

Kate: I'm Kate.

Sir Klank: And I'm Sir Klank.

All three: We are mice. Yay!

Wendy: Hey everyone look, there's another character named Wendy!

Cuddles: Hooray!

Bebe Stevens: Hey Mr. Knack, pull my finger! You can be my best friend!

(Mr. Knack pulls Bebe's finger and then trades her jacket for a new shirt.)

Bebe Stevens: Wow, thanks!

Tweek Tweak: Can you fix my car?

(So much fixing and trading later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they have to hire a new one.)

Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "Whenever you imagine to be real is real".

Mayor: Hey, that's my line!

Mr. Knack: Oops, sorry Mr. Mayor!

Red: Who are you?

Mayor: That's Groot. He's the member of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Groot: I am Groot.

Mayor: He says that sometimes.

(Giggles and Petuina gather around Mr. Knack.)

Both: Nick, Nick kiss us, Nick!

Mr. Knack: Ladies Don't call me Nick! (Groans) Heavens to Bootsy!

Giggles and Petuina: Oh, Nick Knack.

Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!

(Giggles and Petuina both kiss Mr. Knack.)

Everyone: Aww!

(Meanwhile at Butter's house, the parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, and Karen are having a meeting.)

Linda: Butters is back in Imaginationland!

Parents: (Gasp)

Stephen: That place is so far away!

Sheila: But Ike needs his diaper changed. What should we do?

Randy: I say we wait for him.

Linda: How about we all look for the kids?

Stephen: It'll be like an adventure!

Sheila: A adventure? To find our kids?

Stephen: Yes! Quick, pack your things. Let's go find Butters and his friends!

(And so the parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen pack their things and start leaving the house ready to go to Imaginationland.)

(Back in Imaginationland, King Pig and the evil characters are watching the event.)

King Pig: How come we are now in the evil side, Lord Vader?

Darth Vader: Because since the good characters invite a lot of friends, we are going to capture The Council of 63.

Bill Cipher: Also they will learn how to PARTY! Right, guys?!

All Evil Characters: (Sinister laughing)

Oscar the Grouch: Yeah right!

(Grubber eats the food.)

(Grubber looks at The Loud Sisters.)

Grubber: Hello, ladies.

The Loud Sisters: (Sighs)

(Charlie and Lola enter.)

Charlie: I have this little sister Lola. She is small and very funny.

Lola: Hello, Nick!

Mr. Knack: I told you a million times to not call me Nick!

Lola: Oh, Nick Knack.

Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!

French Narrator: Meanwhile at the Castle of Sunshine...

Jesus Christ: Today it's Butters' birthday and I want you all make Butters a birthday cake.

Amy Rose: I will love to make a cake and I want to married sonic.

Luke Skywalker: And Tomorrow it Butters' birthday everyone, right semen?

The Council of 63: (all laughing)

Seaman: No, it's Seaman!

The Storm King: And now!

(The evil characters captured The Council of 63.)

The Council of 63: (Gasps)

Amy Rose: Help us!

Professor X: This can't be happening!

Luke Skywalker: Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Douche: We're back, bitches!

(Back outside)

Squidward: Do you think this is something we should worry about?

(Moment of silence)

The Kids and All Good Characters: Nah!

Bradley Biggle: Who are you?

Charlie: I'm Charlie. And this is my little sister Lola. She loves having fun.

Lola: I've got all the streamers for Butter's birthday, now I get to play with them.

(And then the song I Just Wanna Have Fun begins.)

Lola: I always plan to be purely perfect time and again it's my goal got to admit I'm not always perfect please don't you dare tell a soul. How many rules do I never break I think the answer's "none" I try and I try, but I can't deny basically, I just wanna have fun. Gee it's a blast when you go exploring hard not to learn something new really. It's not that I think it's boring doing what they say I should do (Like for instance). Watch where you step, never rock the boat think smart, and walk don't run I try and I try but I can't deny basically, I just wanna have fun. When you're really rolling well of course it can be hard to stop or bouncing like a rubber ball or spinning like a top. But if I land in trouble it's never all that bad and every new adventure is the best I ever had. As a little girl I'd always dreamed that I could fly lift up into the air and travel right into the sky I just keep on trying cause wouldn't you agree? Flying would be funner than most anything could be I always plan to be purely perfect time and again it's my goal got to admit I'm not always perfect please don't you dare tell a soul. How many rules do I ever break I think the answer's "none" I try and I try but I can't deny. The truth is that I, I just wanna have fun.

(After the song, Lola sees that Mr. Knack is covered with streamers.)

Lola: That was fun! Let's do it again!

Mr. Knack: Again? Well as my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "Again is never the answer".

(Jeffy is patting his diaper.)

Cartman: Who are you?

Mayor: This is Jeffy.

Jeffy: Wanna see my pencil?

Cartman: Eww! You have a pencil in your nose? That's Disgusting!

Jeffy: You wanna hear me rap?

Cartman: Oh hell yeah!

(And then the song Why begins.)

Jeffy: Why? Why? WHY? Hey daddy, I smack these ladies! I stick my pee pee in some cheerios! I got a pencil in my nose! And I beat my diaper everywhere I go! I like to hop hop like a bunny! Poop my pants, and now it's runny! I go "UH UH," you think that's funny? I stuff my diaper with all my money!

Mayor: JEFFY!

Jeffy: WHY? WHY?

Mayor: Jeffy don't do that!

Jeffy: WHY? WHY?

Mayor: Jeffy eat your green beans!

Jeffy: WHY? WHY?

Mario: Jeffy don't poop your pants!

Jeffy: WHY? WHY? CAT PIANO SOLO!

(Jeffy plays his Cat Piano.)

Mayor: (Groans) JEFFY STOP IT!!

(Moment of silence)

Jeffy: Why? Got a helmet on top of my head! Did some poop until it was done! Eat green beans, I'd rather be dead! It's ten o' clock and I'm ready for bed! Hey daddy, I just uh, showed you how to poop on the track, so uh, I'm going to bed. I got my carrots on, got my bunny suit on... I'm ready for bed.

(After the song, Jeffy falls asleep.)

Jeffy: (Snoring) UH! (Snoring) UH!

Cartman: Is he okay, Mr. Mayor?

Mayor: I think he's taking a nap.

Cartman: I love that song! I wanna hear him sing it again!

French Narrator: One hour later.

(Lola is throwing streamers all around Mr. Knack while he is sleeping.)

Lola: (Giggling)

Mr. Knack: (Stirs awake) I told you, Lola! Do not put streamers everywhere around me!

(The bell in castle sunshine starts ringing.)

Lola and Mr. Knack: Uh Oh!

Kenny: (Muffled) (It's the Castle Sunshine bell! What does that mean Mr. Mayor?)

Mayor: Meeting time!

(All the good characters enter castle sunshine and sit down in their seats.)

Mayor: Thank you all for coming. Now as you all know Butter's birthday is tomorrow.

All Good Characters: (Cheering)

Zoidberg: Hooray!

Rod and Todd Flanders: Yay!!!

The Rich Texan: Yee Haw! (fires two pistols in the air)

Mayor: Also the evil characters are back.

All Good Characters: (Gasping)

Grandpa Simpson: EVIL!!!

Bart Simpson: Ay Caramba!

Mario and Luigi: Mamma Mia!

Jeffy: Are you freaking high?

Fatbot: Oh, my God! (starts eating a cushion seat)

Malfunctioning Eddie: What?! (explodes)

Zoidberg: WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP! (runs around in circles)

Mr. Knack: Heavens to bootsy!

Mr. Burns: Come on, Nick. Stop saying those.

Mr. Knack: Another Nick episode! I hate being called Nick!

Mr. Burns: Oh, Nick Knack.

Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!

Bumblebee Man: Ay Ay Ay!

Helen Lovejoy: Won't somebody please think of the children?!

Professor Frink: Glayvin!

Superintendent Chalmers: Skinnerrrrrr!

Peter Griffin: Oh, no!

Lois Griffin: Oh, no!

Chris Griffin: Oh, no!

Meg Griffin: On, no!

Brian Griffin: Oh, no!

(Kool-Aid Man breaks through the wall)

Kool-Aid Man: Oh, yeah!

Butters: Shut up, Kool-Aid Man! You're not in this movie!

(The kids and all good characters look at Kool-Aid Man as he backs away awkwardly)

(The Mayor grabs a videotape.)

Mayor: Now this video will have the evil characters telling you about what they're plan is. Enjoy.

(The Mayor puts the tape on the TV and Lrrr instead of King Pig was on the screen.)

Lrrr: Hello, good characters. I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! We just... (King Pig starts beating up Lrrr and the good characters all look confused) Hey hey hey! What are you doing?! Stop that! Knock it off! Cut it out!

King Pig: Get outta here, it's my time! Sorry about that. Hello, Good Characters. We just captured The Council of 63. (As he said that The Good Characters all looked scared, except for the live-action characters who look on in anger.) And to complete that a huge battle will begin tomorrow at 10:00 Am. And here is how my plan goes.

(And then the song It Will All Be Mine begins.)

King Pig: I was born to rule the world And I almost achieved that goal (Chorus: King Pig!) But Imaginationland had more Imagination than I could control (Chorus: King Pig!) Still they inspired this fun place. Which learns and returns each Turny, Turny, Twisty, Twisty all the way down thing (Chorus: King Pig!) Their lightsaber the ultimate weapon, will tell them Evil is back! It will all be mine. Power so divine I'll tell the sun to shine. On only me! It will be all mine, till the end of time. When this perfect crime makes history Evil Characters! This is our destiny! There'll be world domination, complete obliteration of all who now defy me. Let the universe prepare, good characters beware. You creatures shall not deny me now go, go, go! It will all be mine. Power so divine I'll tell the sun to shine on only me! It will all be mine, till the end of time When this perfect crime makes history Evil Characters! This is our destiny! There'll be total devastation, pure annihilation or absolute surrender. I'll have limitless Imagination, this is now our finest hour. Now go, go, go, go!

(After the song)

(Television satics and all the good characters are shocked when the video ends.)

Bender: Well, we're boned.

Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdelda used to say... "You know, some things are scary but they can pee your pants off".

All Good Characters: (Laughing)

Eureeka: Oh, Mr. Knack, you are the best handyman ever.

All Good Characters: Awwwww.

Marv: That's so sweet.

Mayor Joe Quimby: Hey, I got a idea! Let's go rescue the Council of 63!

Peter Griffin: That's a great idea.

Butters: We can also search for my parents too.

Maggie Simpson: (pacifier suck)

Mayor Joe Quimby: If all of you want to rescue The Council of 63, say "aye".

The Kids and All Good Characters: Aye.

Wendy: Mayor Quimby, how are we going to save The Council of 63?

Robotic Voice: Perhaps I could be of some assistance.

Nichole Daniels: What? Who the hell is that?

Toilet Paper: Oh, only the most intelligent being alive.

Gum: I am Sorbitol, Malitol, Xylitol, Mannitol, Calcium Carbinate, Soy Lecithin, Vegetable-Derived Glycerin and Talc. But for expediency's sake, you can call me... Gum.

The Kids and All Good Characters: Hi Gum!

Butters: Hey, guys! Come to the library. I found something.

(The Kids and All Good Characters went to the Castle Sunshine library and found a map.)

Mayor: It's a map!

Map: (singing) I'm the map! I'm the map! I'm the

Butters: Shut the hell up! There's no time for a song!

Mayor: It's a map that will take us to The Evilland Castle.

Heidi: And to save The Council of 75!

The Kids and All Good Characters: (Cheering)

Mayor: Okay, Everyone. Go back to your homes and get ready for the big battle. Make sure you have something to eat before you go.

(The Kids and All Good Characters leave Castle Sunshine.)

(Meanwhile, the parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, and Karen are walking through a forest.)

Linda: Well, I think we'll find Butters there.

Stephen: Come on, everybody. Let's see if Butters is here.

(The parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, and Karen look through the bushes. But Butters is not here.)

Sharon: Oh dear, he's not in the bushes.

(The parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen look for Butters everywhere. They look in the river, But he's not here. They look in the trees, He's not here either. They look on the rocks, But he's still not here. The parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen then look sad sitting on the grass.)

Randy: (Sighs) We looked everywhere in the forest, but he's not here anywhere!

Sharon: Don't worry, Randy. We're going to find the kids in no time.

Randy: Thanks, Sharon.

(They hug together.)

(Back in Imaginationland, the moat twins are eating peanut butter sandwiches.)

(The kids enter the swamp.)

Cartman: Hey! Who are you?

Bogge: I'm Bogge.

Quagmire: And I'm Quagmire.

Butters: Aren't you called "The Moat Twins"?

Bogge and Quagmire: Yes, we are!

Token Black: So, what do you do?

Bogge: Oh, oh! We just take a swim when it's sunny outside.

Quagmire: And we eat our favorite food.

Both: Peanut butter sandwiches!

Kids: Peanut butter sandwiches?

Quagmire: That's right! Wanna try some?

Butters: Sure!

(The moat twins give Butters and his friends peanut butter sandwiches and eat them.)

Quagmire: Come on, Bogge, Let's continue to eat our peanut butter sandwiches!

The Kids and The Moat Twins: Mmm... Peanut butter.

Homer Simpson: Hey! That's my line!

Hegdish: Will you two keep it down?

Bogge and Quagmire: Hello Hegdish!

Theresa: Who's that?

Bogge: This is Hegdish.

Quagmire: We always annoy him so much he hates us!

Hegdish: I hate my life!

Kyle: Just like Squidward.

(a mysterious underwater buffalo appears from the swamp)

Jason White: What the hell is that?

Quagmire: That is a Sker Buffalo.

SpongeBob: Come on, everyone! The adventure is about to begin!

Kids and Moat Twins: Coming!

(All the Good Characters at the Town Square.)

Mayor: Is everyone ready?

All Good Characters: We're ready!

Roobear Koala: Ready when you are Mr. mayor!

Homer Simpson: Let the adventure begin!

All Good Characters: (Cheering)

(So, All the Good Characters set off to find The Council of 63.)

Magellan: Eureeka, Are we going to find The Council of 63 soon?

Eureeka: We will Magellan. Come on, Let's keep moving!

Cartman: So, Mr. Mayor, Lollipop king, any idea where to go now?

Mayor: Well, Cartman, according to the map, we just have to go through the lollipop forest by following the trail.

Lollipop King: It's when The Evil Characters once invaded my home.

Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdelda used to say... "The sooner you grow up to be a trader/handyman, the better".

Viv: Right, Mr. Knack. Come on, we have to keep moving.

Butters: Mr. Mayor, you lead the way.

Disco Bear: Ladies first.

Giggles: Oh, Thank you.

Petunia: Your'e the best character ever!

(As the kids and all the good characters continue on their quest and while the parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, and Karen look for butters, the song The Trail We Blaze begins.)

Voiceover: Look out new world here we come Brave, intrepid and then some Pioneers of maximum Audacity whose resumes. Show that we are just the team To live where others merely dream Building up a head of steam On the trail we blaze Changing legend into fact We shall ride into history, turning myth into truth We shall surely gaze On the sweet unfolding Of an antique mystery All will be revealed On the trail we blaze Paradise is close at hand Shangri-la the promised land Seventh heaven on demand Quite unusual nowadays Virgin vistas, undefiled Minds and bodies running wild In the man behold the child On the trail we blaze The trail we blaze Is a road uncharted Through terra incognita to a golden shrine No place for the traveler To be faint-hearted We are part of the sumptuous grand design Changing legend into fact We shall ride into history Turning myth into truth We shall surely gaze On the sweet unfolding Of an antique mystery All will be revealed On the trail we blaze.

(After the song, the kids and all good characters are walking in the desert all hot and sweaty while a slide guitar sting is heard in the background.)

Stan: (panting) I'm... so... dehydrated!

Wendy: (panting) We need... some water!

Luan Loud: (panting) There's sand in my... everything... Heh... Saving... Imaginationland... and Butters'... birthday party! (laughing deliriously and she finds something on the ground) Oh! Look! (she picks up a bull skull) Maybe this guy knows which way to go! (a pillbug crawls across her face) What's that, friend? We're lost? (she laughs with the bull skull and tosses it away, she is getting more delirious and coughing up sand, severely dehydrated, giggling very deliriously and collapses on the sand.)

Lori Loud: (panting) I'm... literally... thirsty!

Lincoln Loud: We could be going in... circles! Endless... sand... (inhales) Nothin' for miles... but sand... (breathes) and this rock... (coughs) and this cactus... (gasping for air) and this roooooooooaaaaaad.... (breathes heavily and then collapses) ...this rooooooad....

Wendy: Road?!

Kyle: When there is a road, there's... (notices a town nearby) We're saved!

Homer Simpson: (raspy) Woo hoo!

(Meanwhile)

Captain America: Superheroes, let's practice our battle with the evil characters.

Superheroes: Yes, Captain America.

Hulk: Hulk Smash!

(The superheroes use their super powers together.)

Magellan: (Crying)

Marge Simpson: Oh, my God! Magellan's crying! Can someone calm him down?

Eureeka: Relax, I'm a excellent at singing lullabies.

(Eureeka walks up to Magellan and he stops crying.)

Eureka: Rock a bye, baby on the treetop, When the wind blows the cradle will rock, (While Eureeka is singing, Magellan falls asleep.) When the bough breaks the cradle will fall...

(Magellan wakes up.)

Magellan: Fall? (Starts crying again.)

Eureeka: Oh, I'm sorry. Can someone else help him.

Giggles: I'll do it! I'll do it!

(Magellan stops crying again.)

Giggles: Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water Jack fell down into the ground...

Magellan: Water? (Once again, he starts crying.)

Cookie Monster: Me give it a try!

(Magellan stops crying once again.)

Cookie Monster: The itsy bitsy spider...

Magellan and Cookie Monster: Spiders? (Crying)

Lisa Simpson: Oh, Oh, Baa Baa black sheep have you any wool...

Magellan: Sheep? (Crying)

(Spike comes in barking 3 Blind Mice.)

Magellan: Spike? (Crying)

Eureeka: Please, someone calm him down with another song!

Batley: I've got this! (Starts singing off key.) Greasy, Glooby bugs are fun to you and me! Greasy, Glooby bugs are flying everywhere!

Butters: Batley, Look!

(Magellan is finally sleeping thanks to Batley's song.)

Magellan: (Snoring)

Batley: (Still singing off key) Greasy, Glooby bugs are what I eat, they also make me crash and fall doooooown.

Jelly Otter: Awww

(In the Evilland Castle, King Pig is eating a lot of food.)

Sideshow Bob: Come on, King Pig! Where are your manners?

King Pig: (Burps) Sorry. Okay, evil characters, tomorrow is the big battle. So, Freddy Krueger and Hades must get out of this place.

All Evil Characters: (Laughing)

Freddy Krueger: I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!

(Hades gets steamed up with rage)

Hades: WHAAAAT??!!!! Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.

Gino Terwilliger: Vendetta! Vendetta! Vendetta!

Mom: Dumb bastards!

Kylo Ren: I perhaps that tomorrow the woodland critters will face the good characters.

Squirrel: Come on, everyone. Let's practice for the battle!

Woodland Critters: Yay!

(The Evil Characters leave, except King Pig who is still eating and burps loud.)

King Pig: I better report the Harvester Queen that the big battle is tomorrow when I'm done.

(King Pig continues eating)

(That night, the kids and the good characters walk to Prehistoric Land.)

Mayor: Well, I think we'll spend night here.

Nutty: What a nuttastic idea, Mr. Mayor!

Ash: Charizard, use Flame Thrower to make the campfire!

Pikachu: Pika!

(Charizard uses Flame Thrower to put the fire in the campfire.)

Meagan: Wow! That was so cool!

Luna Loud: (singing) I'd be thrown into the campfire if they ever learned the truth and the congregation weeps!

(All the good characters are gathered around the campfire.)

Cartman: I'm so taking the day off.

Mr. Knack: Come on, Cartman! Join the group!

Cartman: Come on, Nick!

Mr. Knack: How many times do they have to calling me Nick? Wait a minute As my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "Shut your stupid mouth Nick!"

Cartman: Oh, Nick knack.

Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!

(Awkward long pause from all the good characters.)

Stan: Hey, can I pet your puppy? He's adorable.

(Drax nods yes. And Stan pets Rocket and almost snaps his hand.)

Stan: AHH!

Drax: (laughing) He got you really good!

(Stan joins in laughing nervously with Drax)

Stan: Yeah. He did. That's really funny.

SpongeBob: Who wants to sing a campfire song? I've got one. (He grabs a ukulele.) I call this one "The Campfire Song Song".

Mr. Knack: Oh, Nick knack!

(And then the song The Campfire Song Song begins.)

SpongeBob: Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than your wrong, But it'll help if you just sing along.

Bender: Bum Bum Bum!

(Bender singing fast with SpongeBob.)

SpongeBob: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than your wrong, But it'll help if you just sing along!

Bender: Singing our song!

SpongeBob: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song! Bender!

Bender: Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E...

SpongeBob: Nick Knack! (Moment of silence) Good! It'll help, It'll help, If you just sing along! (fireworks, SpongeBob smashes a ukulele, Bender slams a drum on SpongeBob) Oh Yeah!

(After the song)

Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "That was terrible I tell you! Terrible!"

SpongeBob: Sorry.

Comic Book Guy: Worst song ever.

Lori Loud: That song is literally dumb!

Nelson: Ha Ha! Your song stinks!

Bart Simpson: Shut up, Nelson.

Bender: Yeah, shut the hell up!

Mayor: Who wants to tell a campfire story?

The Kids and All Good Characters: Me, Me, Me, Me!

Mayor: How about... Butters! Since your the birthday boy you can tell us a story.

Butters: Thanks, Mr. Mayor. Okay. My story starts in yum yum mountain. (He starts to imagine yum yum mountain.) And there was this squirrel named Nutty (Nutty appears.) And He was eating a lollipop. (Nutty eats the lollipop.) (The story stops.)

Bogge and Quagmire: Why?

Butters: Because it was his favorite food. Now you two shut up!

Cartman: (Cartman farts fire) Ow! My ass!

Kyle: Dude!

Stan: Damn, Cartman!

Cartman: (Cartman farts fire again) Uh... Ow! My ass!

Kyle: Dude, he's farting fire again!

All Good Characters: (All Scream)

Zoidberg: WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP! (runs around in circles)

Eureeka: Don't worry, everyone I've got a spell to make the fire in his ass disappear. (She starts waving her wand.) Assey, Assey Bassey, Bassy Make the fart fire disappear!

(The fire in Cartman's ass disappear.)

Cartman: Wow, my fire fart is gone!

Eureeka: Well, I'm sorta almost a wizard.

All Good Characters: (Sigh in Relief)

Tinny Tim: That was way to close!

Luigi: Hey, who's telling the story?

Nick Penguin: Can we continue the story please?

Butters: Okay. (The story continues.) And while nutty was climbing the mountain he spots a bunch of Cherries, (Cherries appear.) Some candy canes (Candy canes appear And some peanut butter sandwiches. (Story stops.) Wait hold on. (Record scratches sound.) Peanut butter sandwiches?

Bogge and Quagmire: Yay for peanut butter sandwiches!

Butters: You two imagined that?

Bogge: Yeah, we did!

Bogge and Quagmire: Ohhhhhhhh!

Mordecai and Rigby: Hey! That's our line!

(Story resumes)

Butters: Until Nutty spots a Pichu eating the food.

(A Pichu is eating some cookies, cakes, lollipops, candy, pies, marshmallows and cotton candy.)

Butter: And then Nutty got angry and said...

(Nutty gets angry.)

Nutty: NUTTY SMASH!

(Nutty destroys the food that Pichu is eating.)

(Story stops.)

Hulk: Hey, that's Hulk's line!

Butters: And so Nutty eats all the sweets on yum yum mountain and lives happily ever after. The End.

All Good Characters: Awwww!

Stan: That's a good story, right Kyle? (He realizes Kyle was not here.) Kyle?

(Kyle is surrounded by Nelson, Jimbo, Kearney, and Dolph)

Jimbo: Hey, give us the lunch money!

Kyle: I'm sorry, but I don't have any.

Dolph: He's lying! Get him!

(Nelson, Jimbo, Kearney, and Dolph start beating up Kyle)

Kyle: No! Ah!

Bart Simpson: Okay, okay! That's enough!

(Nelson, Jimbo, Kearney, and Dolph stop beating up Kyle. Kyle now has bruises all over his body)

Bart Simpson: Hey, you okay?

Stan: Yeah, are you?

Kyle: I guess so.

Butters: Okay, everyone. It's time for bed.

(All the good characters come into their tents, And the kids brought their sleeping bags.)

Cartman: Kyle, I'm gonna tell you to fight me tomorrow morning during the battle.

Kyle: Ok, Cartman. (Kyle looks at Stan) Ready to go to sleep Stan?

Stan: Yes! Good night everybody.

(Stan, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Wendy, Bebe Stevens, Clyde, Annie, Lola, Red, Theresa, Meagan, Nichole, Kevin, Milly, Craig, Heidi, Tweek Tweek, Token, Jimmy, Timmy, Bradley Biggle, Francis, Sally, Kal, Esther, Scott, Allie, Bill, Fosse, Jason, Nelly, David, The 8 Asian girls, Kelly Gardner, Emily, Jenny, Kelly Pinkerton, Kelly Rutherford, Annie, Girl with blonde hair, Boy with blue cap, Boy with C cap, Louis, DogPoo, Douglas, Terrance, Tommy, Boy with red shirt and blue pants, Boy with blonde hair, Daniel Tanner, Ashley, Liza, Maria Sanchez, Brown Coat Girl, Monica, Beth, Nate, and various other 4th graders went to sleep. Butters is still awake.)

(Bart Simpson and Lynn Loud are sleeping next to each other in their tent sleeping. She lets out a big fart form under the sheets and laughs.)

Bart Simpson: Ugh! Lynn!

Lynn Loud: (pulls the covers over Bart) DUTCH OVEN! (laughs as Bart cries in distress over the gas she let out; sets him free as he breathes heavily) I do that to my brother, Lincoln. Goodnight, Bart.

Bart Simpson: (agonized) Goodnight...

(Butters looks at the water. A Goldeen, a three-eyed fish, and a Seaking are swimming in the water.)

Butters: Oh, dear. I really wish my mom was here. Don't worry, mom! I will find you. Even though it's my birthday tomorrow. (sighs)

(In a cave, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen are sleeping while the parents are eating food.)

Randy: Sharon, can you share the apple with me?

Sharon: Sure, Randy.

(Randy and Sharon eat the apple.)

Sheila: Oh, Kyle I hope your somewhere in Imaginationland.

Liane: I can't believe that Cartman is in Imaginationland.

Stuart: Oh dear, I'm gonna throw up!

(Stuart throws up, poop and fart into the campfire.)

(The parents, Kevin, Ike, Karen, and Shelly look disgusted by that happening)

Stephen: Well, uh (Giggles) I think we can all go to sleep, now.

Linda: Not me, I'm gonna stay up all night thinking of Butters.

Stephen: Okay. Good night, everyone. See you in the morning.

(The other parents, Ike, Shelly, Karen, and Kevin went to sleep and Linda looks up into the night sky and the song, Far Apart begins)

Butters: I'm lost,

Linda: I'm low

Butters: No where

Linda: to go

Butters: It hurts,

Linda: to know

Both: We're far apart

Butters: Wish I

Linda: could see

Butters: Where she,

Linda: might be

Butters: Oh why,

Linda: are we,

Both: So far apart? Friends need their friends. On each one the other depends. Like a rainbow lovely and rare. Where are you I want to be there.

Butters: I cry,

Linda: boo hoo

Butters: So sad,

Linda: so blue

Butters: Because

Linda: we two,

Both: are far apart Friends need their friends On each one the other depends Like a rainbow lovely and rare Where are you I want to be there

Butters: Wish I,

Linda: could see

Butters: Where she

Linda: might be

Butters: Oh why,

Linda: are we,

Both: so far apart?

Butters: I cry,

Linda: boo hoo

Butters: So sad,

Linda: so blue

Butters: Because

Linda: we two

Both: are far apart

Butters: Because

Linda: we two

Both: are far apart

(After the song)

Butters: (Sobbing)

(Meanwhile in Evilland castle)

Gaston: Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man. No one says no to Gaston.

LeFou: Yeah! Damn right!

Gaston: Dismissed, rejected, and publicly humiliated. Why it's more than I can bare.

LeFou: Uh, more beer?

Gaston: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

LeFou: Oh, you never. Gaston, you got to pull yourself together.

(and then the song Gaston begins)

LeFou: Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're everyone's favorite guy Everyone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why! No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's For there's no man in town half as manly! Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!

LeFou and All Evil Characters: No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston

LeFou: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

LeFou and All Evil Characters: My what a guy, that Gaston! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"

LeFou: Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips!

All Evil Characters: No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!

Koopalings: For there's no one as burly and brawny

Gaston: As you see, I've got biceps to spare

LeFou: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny.

Gaston: That's right! And every last inch of me's covered with hair!

All Evil Characters: No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston

LeFou: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

Gaston: I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptoooie!

All Evil Characters: Ten points for Gaston!

Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

All Evil Characters: No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston

LeFou: Then goes tromping around Wearing boots like Gaston!

Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decorating!

All Evil Characters: My what a guy! GASTON!

(after the song, everyone cheers)

Dr. Facilier: Hey guys, want to hear my song?

Bowser: What?! No way!

Douche: Yeah! Come on, guys! I'd say we move on to a little--

(and then the song Friends on the Other Side begins)

Dr. Facilier: Don't you disrespect me, little man Don't you derogate or deride You're in my world now, not your world And I got friends on the other side

Chorus: (He's got friends on the other side)

Dr. Facilier: That's an echo gentlemen. Just a little something we have here in Imaginationland A little parlor trick. Don't worry. Sit down at my table Put your minds at ease If you relax it'll enable me to do Anything I please I can read your future I can change it 'round some, too I'll look deep into your heart and soul (You do have a soul, don't you, Lawrence?) Make your wildest dreams come true I got voodoo, I got hoodoo, I got things I ain't even tried And I got friends on the other side

Chorus: (He's got friends on the other side)

Dr. Facilier: The cards, the cards, the cards will tell The past, the present, and the future as well The cards, the cards, just take three Take a little trip into your future with me

Chorus: (Ooh, ooh)

Dr. Facilier: Now you, young man, are from across the sea You come from two long lines of royalty I'm a royal myself, on my mother's side Your lifestyle's high, but your funds are low You need to marry a lil' hunny whose daddy got dough Mom and Dad cut you off, huh playboy?

Cecil Terwilliger: Eh, sad but true.

Dr. Facilier: Now y'all gotta get hitched but hitchin' ties you down You just wanna be free, hop from place to place But freedom takes green It's the green, it's the green It's the green you need And when I looked into your future It's the green that I seen On you little man, I don't want to waste much time You've been pushed 'round all your life You've been pushed 'round by your mother And your sister and your brother. And if you was married you'd be pushed around by your wife But in your future, for you I see Is exactly the man you always wanted to be Shake my hand, c'mon on boys Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand (both Cecil Terwilliger and Lawrence shake Facilier's hands) Yes... Are you ready?

Chorus: (Are you ready?)

Dr. Facilier: Are you ready? Transformation Central

Chorus: (Transformation Central)

Dr. Facilier: Reformation Central

Chorus: Reformation central!

Dr. Facilier: Transmogrification Central Can you feel it? You're changing, you're changing, you're changing all right I hope you're satisfied But if you ain't, don't blame me You can blame my friends on the other side Ha, ha, ha

Chorus: (You got what you wanted But you lost what you had Ohh...Hush!)

(after the song)

Koopalings: (Cheering)

Bowser: Shut up, all of you! You kids better go to bed. The big battle's tomorrow.

Koopalings: Okay, King Dad.

Bowser: As for the rest of all ya, go to bed.

Douche: You're the boss. Night Bowser.

(all evil characters go to their bedrooms and the scene cuts to King Pig entering Harvester Queen's pod)

King Pig: Hey, you! Come here!

(the Harvester Queen without her bio-suit emerges from the holograms)

King Pig: Mrs. Harvester Queen, I have the place where tomorrow's battle would take place.

Harvester Queen: (alien noises) (What's that?)

King Pig: The Imaginationland Concert Hall.

Harvester Queen: (alien noises) (That's great news, King Pig. Now remember: If the good characters defeat you, they win.)

King Pig: Ok, Harvester Queen. Good night.

Harvester Queen: (alien noises) (Good night, King Pig.)

(The Harvester Queen disappears from the holograms.

King Pig: And Imaginationland will be mine! All mine! (Sinster laughter)

(fades to the chasm)

Banzai: Man, that lousy King Pig. Not be able to sit for a week!

(Ed starts laughing)

Banzai: It's not funny, Ed.

(Ed laughs harder)

Banzai: Hey, shut up!

(Ed continues laughing and he and Banzai start fighting)

Shenzi: Will you knock it off!

(Ed chews his own leg)

Banzai: (points at Ed) Well, he started it!

Shenzi: Look at you guys! No wonder we were dangling at the bottom of the food chain.

Banzai: Man, I hate dangling.

Shenzi: Yeah. Yeah, if it weren't for those good characters, we'd be running the joint.

Banzai: Man, I hate good characters.

Shenzi: So pushy.

Banzai: Peaceful.

Shenzi: Stinky.

Banzai: And man are they...

Banzai and Shenzi: ...ugly! (they start laughing)

Scar: Oh. Surely those guys aren't all that bad.

Shenzi: Oh.

Banzai: Oh, Scar it's just you.

Shenzi: I though it was somebody important.

Banzai: Yeah, you don't like Mufasa.

Scar: I see.

Banzai: Now that's power.

Shenzi: Tell me about it. I just heard that name and I just shout it.

Banzai: Mufasa!

Shenzi: Ooh. Do it again.

Banzai: Mufasa!

Shenzi: Ooh!

Banzai: Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa! (Ed starts laughing)

Shenzi: It tingles me.

Scar: I'm surrounded by idiots.

Banzai: Not you, Scar. I mean you're one of us. I mean you are our pal.

Scar: Charmed.

Shenzi: Ooh. I like that. He's our king but he's still so proud.

Banzai: Hey. Did you bring us anything to eat? Scar? Old buddy? Old pal? Huh? Did ya? Did ya? Did ya?

Scar: I don't think you really diserve this. (he holds meat) I practically gift-trap those cubs for you. I think you couldn't really dispose them. (drops the meat and the hyenas start eating it)

Shenzi: Well, you know. It wasn't that like I said it wasn't alone, Scar.

Banzai: Yeah, what are supposed to do? (swallows) Practice for the big battle?

Scar: Precisely.

Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed: Huh?

(and then the song Be Prepared begins)

Scar: I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares! So, prepare for the chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining, new era Is tiptoeing nearer

Shenzi: And where do we feature?

Scar: Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last, I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared

Scar/Chorus: Be prepared!

[Speech] Banzai: Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared! For what?

Scar: For the death of the king!

Banzai: Why? Is he sick?

Scar: No, fool, we're gonna kill him. And Simba, too.

Shenzi: Great idea! Who needs a king?

Shenzi and Banzai: No king! No king! La-la-la-la-la-la!

Scar: Idiots! There will be a king!

Banzai: Hey, but you said, uh...

Scar: I will be king! Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!

Shenzi and Banzai (Variously): Yay! All right! Long live the king!

Chorus: Long live the king! Long live the king! King, king, king, king, king, king! It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all time adored

Scar: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me!!! So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam (Chorus: Oooh... la, la, la!) Meticulous planning (Chorus: We'll have food!) Tenacity spanning (Chorus: Lots of food!) Decades of denial (Chorus: We repeat!) Is simply why I'll (Chorus: Endless meat!) Be king, undisputed Respected, saluted And seen, for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared

Scar/Chorus: Be prepared!

All: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!

(After the song, Scar laughs)

(Judge Claude Frollo appears beside the fireplace alone and the song Hellfire begins)

Chorus: Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti (I confess to God almighty) Beatae Mariae semper Virgini (To blessed Mary ever Virgin) Beato Michaeli archangel (To the blessed archangel Michael) Sanctis apostolis omnibus sanctis (To the holy apostles, to all the saints)

Judge Claude Frollo: Beata Maria, (Blessed Mary) You know I am a righteous man Of my virtue I am justly proud

Chorus: (Et tibi Pater (And to you, Father))

Judge Claude Frollo: Beata Maria You know I'm so much purer than The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd

Chorus: (Quia peccavi nimis (That I have sinned))

Judge Claude Frollo: Then tell me, Maria Why I see her dancing there Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul

Chorus: (Cogitatione (In thought))

Judge Claude Frollo: I feel her, I see her The sun caught in her raven hair Is blazing in me out of all control

Chorus: (Verbo et opere (In word and deed))

Judge Claude Frollo: Like fire Hellfire This fire in my skin This burning Desire Is turning me to sin It's not my fault (Chorus: Mea culpa (Through my fault)) I'm not to blame (Chorus: Mea culpa (Through my fault)) It is the gypsy girl The witch who sent this flame (Chorus: Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)) It's not my fault (Chorus: Mea culpa (Through my fault)) If in God's plan (Chorus: Mea culpa (Through my fault)) He made the devil so much Stronger than a man (Chorus: Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)) Protect me, Maria Don't let the siren cast her spell Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone Destroy Esmeralda And let her taste the fires of Hell! Or else let her be mine and mine alone

(song pauses, King Pig knocks on the door)

King Pig: Minister Frollo, I got something to say.

Judge Claude Frollo: (speaking) What?

King Pig: The big battle is tomorrow and it will take place at the concert hall.

Judge Claude Frollo: The big battle is... Never mind. Get out, you idiot! And I'll find her! I'll find her if I have to burn down all of Imaginationland!

(song resumes)

Judge Claude Frollo: Hellfire Dark fire Now gypsy, it's your turn Choose me or Your pyre Be mine or you will burn (Chorus: Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)) God have mercy on her (Chorus: Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)) God have mercy on me (Chorus: Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)) But she will be mine Or she will burn!

(after the song, Judge Claude Frollo passes out)

(Back in Prehistoric Land, Butters is thinking of an idea while the rest of the kids are sleeping.)

The Kids: (Snoring)

Butters: Nothing's going right on my birthday. What should I do now? (Butters starts thinking.)

Yoda: (In Butters' head) No! Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.

Edna Krabappel: (In Butters' head) Ha!

Rabbi Krustofski: (in Butter's head) Eh...

Maude Flanders: (in Butter's head) I hope my Neddy's okay.

Butters: (Gasps) Light bulb.

Light Bulb: Yes?

Butters: No, not freaking you, dummy. Where was I? Oh, right. (Gasps) I've got it. We can sneak into the Evilland Castle and spy on the the evil characters. Everyone wake up! I've got a idea!

(The kids and all the good characters wake up.)

The Kids and All Good Characters: (Clamoring)

Mayor: Butters, why do have to wake us up so late at night?

Batley: We're trying to get our beauty sleep.

Ralph Wiggum: I'm dreaming of puppies and Pokemon.

Frank: Crap! Guys, we slept in again, the song is... Hey, wait a minute. It's not morning yet.

Meg Griffin: Butters, what's this about?

Brian Griffin: Do you even realize that it is 10:00 at night?

Chris Griffin: Can't we just wait until morning?

Magellan: Cooey and I are sleeping, But you woke us up!

Cooey: Coo!

Batley: I was singing a lullaby to him before he slept but you woke us up! Say it Webster sweet pea!

Webster: Blah Blah Blah blah (Snoring) Blah blah blah blah blah!

Stan: Come on, Butters. What's the idea?

Wendy: Yeah, Butters. Tell us something!

Butters: Well, while all of you our sleeping, I was thinking about a idea that we can sneak into the Evilland Castle and spy on the evil characters to see what they're up to.

Elmo: Elmo likes that idea!

Two-Headed Monster: Us, too!

Butters: Quick everyone! Pack your things, we must keep going!

All Good Characters: Yeah!

(All the good characters pack their tents while the kids pack their sleeping bags and Handy realize that he doesn't have any hands.)

Handy: (Grunts) Nick! I don't have hands!

Mr. Knack: Did I ask for them calling me Nick!

Handy: Oh, Nick knack.

Emma, Kate and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!

Handy: Shut up!

Bender: Let's go already!

Skye: (Ruff) Wings!

(Skye's pup pack transformed into wings and she is now flying.)

Batley: Well have you ever heard the expression "Blind as a bat"? Well this bat can fly!

Magellan: Come on, Batley! To the Evilland Castle!

(And then the song The Mob Song begins.)

Stan: We're not safe until they're free

Kyle: He'll come stalking us at night

Lola and Lana Loud: Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite!

Kenny: (muffled) (He'll wreak havoc on our land if we let him wander free)

Mayor Joe Quimby: So it's time to take some action, guys It's time to follow me! Through the mist, through the woods Through the darkness and the shadows It's a nightmare, but it's one exciting ride Say a prayer, then we're there At the drawbridge of a castle And there's something truly terrible inside It's the 63! He's got fangs, razor sharp ones! Massive paws, killer claws for the fee Hear him roar! See him foam! But we're not coming home 'til they're free Good and free!

The Kids and All Good Characters: Save the 63! Light your torch! Mount your horse!

Mayor Joe Quimby: Screw your courage to the sticking place!

The Kids and All Good Characters: We're counting on the Mayor to lead the way! Through a mist, through a wood Where within a Evil Castle Something's lurking that you don't see every day! It's the 63! One as tall as a mountain We won't rest 'til they're good and free Sally forth! Tally ho! Grab your sword! Grab your bow! Praise the Lord and here we go! We don't like What we don't understand In fact it scares us And this monster is mysterious at least Bring your guns! Bring your knives! Save your children and your wives We'll save our land and our lives We'll save the 63!

(Cut to the Evilland Castle)

Dr. Neo Cortex: I knew it. I knew it was foolish to get our hopes up.

Russ Cargill: Maybe it would have been better if she had never come at all.

(Cujo barking)

Russ Cargill: Could it be?

Minion Pig: Is it she?

Russ Cargill: Sacre Bleu! Invaders!

Dr. Neo Cortex: Encroachers! Warn the boss. If it's a fight they want, we'll be ready for them. Who's with me?

Dr. Eggman: But the big battle is tomorrow.

Castleware: Hearts ablaze Banners high We go marching into battle Unafraid although the danger just increased

The Kids and All Good Characters: Raise your flag! Sing the song! Here we come, we're fifty strong And fifty Frenchmen can't be wrong Let's save the 63!

Minion Pig: Pardon me, Boss.

King Pig: Leave me in peace.

Minion Pig: But sir, we have company! What shall we do, Boss?

King Pig: It doesn't matter now. Just let them come.

The Kids and All Good Characters: Save the 63! Save the 63! Save the 63!

(After the song, the kids and all the good characters arrive at the Evilland Castle.)

Kyle: We made it.

Magellan: Has anyone seen Batley?

(Batley crashes into the castle through a window. He gets back up.)

Batley: I meant to do that.

Magellan: Of course. Like always.

Cartman: Hey, Evilland Castle! Bite my shiny metal ass!

Bender: Hey! That's my line, meatbag!

Cartman: (Cartman farts fire) Ow! My Ass!

Magellan: Fire? (Crying)

Stan and Kyle: We told you!

Eureeka: Wait a minute he keeps farting fire from his ass? Aw, wand whiskers!

Cartman: (Cartman Farts. An anal probe comes out of his butt)

All Good Characters: (All Groan in Disgust)

(Bender pukes oil, bolts, and nuts with Lana Loud being covered up)

Edith: Can I be the last to say "Ew"?

Peppa Pig: That's disgusting!

Bogge: Quagmire, That was the worst fire fart ever!

Quagmire: I know Bogge. We want peanut butter sandwiches!

Homer Simpson: D'oh!

Mr. Knack: Heavens to Bootsy!

BJ: Aye ye, ye, sissy!

Soren Larson: Let's go spy on the evil characters!

The Kids and All Good Characters: Yeah!

Peter Griffin: Heist music!

(Leni Loud mistakenly plays gentle music)

Peter Griffin: Oh, WHAT?! Leni! How the hell is this heist music?!

Leni Loud: Oh! Let me just... (tries to play the correct music on the radio) no wait...

Lori Loud: (snatches a radio out of Leni's hand) Give me that!

(Lori plays the correct song, Bad by Michael Jackson as the good characters are spying on the evil characters. Kyle and Cartman spy on Lifty and Shifty eating meat. Magellan and Batley spy on Some Stormtroopers playing card games on motorcycles. Lammy spys on Mr. Pickles. Baby Bop, BJ and Riff spy on Delliah chasing some Sandshrew. Pip and Pop spy on the Woodland Critters singing a song. The Mane Six and the Loud family spy on Pennywise, Christine, Cujo, Children of the Corn, and Church. And the Simpson family, Stan, Wendy, and Aquaman spy on Ursula, Plankton, Killer Croc, Black Manta, Prehistoric Piranhas, Sea Serpent, a Loch Ness Monster, Flotsam and Jetsam, Morgana, Black Lake Crocodiles, Tamatoa, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Creautre from the Haunted Sea, Kraken, Giant Sea Scorpion, Sharktopus, and a Mire Squid. The Kids and more of the Good Characters spy on more of the Evil Characters.)

Mayor: See you at the big battle tomorrow, Evil Characters!

(All the good characters sit on King Pig's throne.)

Mr. Knack: Now I am the king of trading!

(Fangirling from Giggles and Petuina.)

The Lollipop King: This is the throne of my evil counterpart, King Pig.

Bart Simpson: Sideshow Bob is on the evil side!

Thor: And so is my Asgardian brother, Loki!

Lisa Simpson: Even Kang and Kodos!

Homer Simpson: Even the Terwilliger family.

Sonic: Dr. Eggman is on the evil side also.

Cartman: Scott Tenorman is on evil side too.

Kitana: And my sister Mileena is on evil side.

Princess Peach: And so is Bowser!

Mario: And his Koopalings!

Gru: Even Vector, El Macho, and Balthazar Bratt!

Fry: And Mom!

Donkey Kong: (ape noises) (And King K. Rool!)

Red: And King Pig and the pigs!

Ash: And Team Rocket!

Pikachu: Pika!

SpongeBob: And Plankton!

Caesar: And Koba!

Deadpool: Francis!

Frank: Douche!

Doctor Strange: Dormammu!

Mike Banning: Kang Yeonsak!

Benjamin Asher: Aamir Barkawi!

Mr. Fantastic: Doctor Doom!

Star-Lord: My fricking father, Ego!

Leo: Shredder!

Raph: Krang!

Donny: Bebop and Rocksteady!

Mikey: Karai!

Percy Jackson: Luke!

Deadshot: Enchantress!

Aquaman: Black Manta!

Godzilla: (growls) (King Ghidorah!)

Lola: Ok, everyone, stop arguing! I can take care of animals and Pokemon. I can even take care of King Pig!

All Good Characters: (Gasp)

Charlie: Lola! No!

Rocket Raccoon: What?! Are you crazy?!

(Lola comes upstairs to King Pig's bedroom. The door is closed. In King Pig's bedroom he is sitting on his bed wearing a purple night cap with a teddy bear on it. He also has a mobile with 3 minion pigs on it. He is showing his plan to his teddy bear.)

King Pig: This is the plan. The battle is tomorrow and all of South Park are watching the battle. (King Pig shows a picture of the crowd.) And the good characters spot will be to the left, (King Pig shows a picture of the good characters on their battle stand.) And me and the evil characters will be to the right. (King Pig shows a picture of the evil characters on their battle stand.) And we will all fight together to defeat each of us. (King Pig shows a picture of the good and evil characters fighting.) and then Imaginationland will be all mine! (Sinster laughter)

(The door opens and Lola is in his room.)

Lola: Hello.

King Pig: (Crying)

Lola: Oh, Don't be scared. It's me Lola. Here have a pacifier.

(Lola puts the pacifier in King Pig's mouth and King Pig sucks on it.)

(Mr. Knack enters the bedroom.)

Mr. Knack: Lola, you fun girl you!

(Mr. Knack hugs Lola.)

Lola: Nick, What are you doing here?

Mr. Knack: Hey! Don't call me Nick you fun girl!

Lola: Oh, Nick knack.

King Pig: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!

Lola: I think you need a cupcake.

(King Pig's eyes sparkle.)

King Pig: Cupcakes? (Laughing) I love cupcakes!

Lola: Mr. Knack, get King Pig a cupcake.

(Twelve seconds later)

King Pig: (Sinster laughter) This cupcake is mine now!

(King Pig chases the cupcake.)

Lola: I can sing him a lullaby.

Mr. Knack: Heavens to Bootsy that's a great idea, Lola!

King Pig: No way! I don't need a lullaby to help me go to..

(Lynn Loud knocks him unconcious with her golf club)

Lola: Hey! What was that for?!

Lynn Loud: He's not dead, he's unconcious.

Lola: What a relief.

(They both carry King Pig to the bed while still out cold.)

King Pig: (Snoring)

Lola: Uh oh, Nick! Nick! Wake up!

(Mr. Knack wakes up.)

Mr. Knack: I'm up I was just reseting my eyelids.

Lola: That's great. Now let's save the Council of 63!

Lola and Mr. Knack: Yeah!

King Pig: (Grunting and squeezing his teddy bear)

Lola and Mr. Knack: (Quietly) Yeah!

Mr. Knack: Nighty Night, King Pig. Big battle tomorrow, Sweet dreams.

King Pig: (Snoring)

(Lola and Mr. Knack leave the bedroom and turn off the light. Annabelle's doll box plays.)

(Meanwhile at King Pig's throne.)

Cartman: Kyle, what the hell are you doing?

Kyle: I'm just practicing for the battle tomorrow.

Cartman: That's awesome. Look, Lola and Nick are here.

(Lola and Mr. Knack enter the throne.)

Mr. Knack: Did somebody call me Nick? Shut up, all of you!

Cartman: Oh, Nick Knack.

Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!

Lola: Mr. Knack and I just went to take care of King Pig.

All Good Characters: What?!

Butters: Oh, my God!

Kyle: We must save The Council of 9. I mean The Council of 63.

Mayor: Come on, everyone. Let's go!

(The kids and all the good characters enter a huge door.)

(Two guard pigs are standing by the door.)

Guard Pig 1: What's the password?

Bart Simpson: Come on guys, I know the password. The bad piggies plot revenge and steal all the water balloons from the world and destroy the water balloons factory so you have to repair the water balloons factories and kill the bad piggies to get all the water balloons back and be happy again, yay.

(Record scratches sound)

(Cricket chirping)

All Good Characters: Ummmmmmm......

Guard Pig 2: That is correct.

Mr. Burns: Excellent.

(The door opens and the kids and all the good characters enter the room.)

Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "If anything is scary to you, just tell your friends".

Kyle: Oh, my God! Look up there!

(A pack of Noibat are flying around the room.)

Cartman: Come on, Kyle, Get over it!

(The Council of 64 are trapped in a cage.)

Judy Hopps: Can someone please rescue us?

Dominic Toretto: Is anyone here?

Amy Rose: Please, Sonic please!

Luke Skywalker: Don't worry, everyone, I'll use my lightsaber to get us out.

(Luke Skywalker is about to use his lightsaber but he hears a noise.)

(The Giant's huge stomps are heard.)

Glinda the Good Witch: What's that?

Jesus: It's a giant!

(All the good characters arrive and look at the cage.)

Butters: We did it! We found the Council of 63!

All Good Characters: (Cheering)

Stan: Oh, my God! It's Toretto's crew! Don't worry. We're gonna get you out!

Baby Bop: Can someone get the Council of 63?

Mr. Knack: Sure. (He holds a screwdriver.) I've got my Turny Turny twisty twisty all the way down thing to get you out!

Kelly Pinkerton: You mean a screwdriver?

Mr. Knack: Sorry, I can't remember what it was.

(Mr. Knack uses his screwdriver to get the Council of 63 out of the cage.)

(The cage opens and the Council of 63 are free.)

SpongeBob: Victory screech! (Tongue noises)

(the kids cover their ears)

All Good Characters: (Tongue noises)

Zoidberg: (Trilling)

Lavash and the Groceries: (ululating)

Lollipop King: Shut up everyone!

(Everyone shuts up.)

Lola: That was fun! Lets do it again!

Meg Griffin: Or let's not!

Patty: That really made my ears numb!

Esther: Same to mines.

Ruth: And me!

Flippy: My evil counterpart is not on the evil side, but Lifty and Shifty are.

Mayor: Come on, everybody! Let's go back to Imaginationland. The big battle is tomorrow.

The Kids, All Good Characters, and The Council Of 75: (Cheering)

(The kids, the good characters and the Council of 75 leave the room and walk back to Imaginationland.)

(In Butter's house in Imaginationland, Butters and the other kids are getting ready for bed.)

Butters: (Brushing his teeth) I hope I'll win tomorrow during the big battle.

(Butters goes to his bed, the kids are sleeping, and starts praying.)

Butters: Whenever you imagine to be real is real. Good night, Imaginationland!

(Butters went to sleep. All the good characters are getting ready to sleep.)

(The next morning, the sun rises over Castle Sunshine. The bell rings and the clock strikes 7:00 AM.)

(A Chatot makes a rooster crow.)

(The sun beams in Butter's bedroom while he is sleeping. He wakes up. The kids are still sleeping.)

Butters: (Yawns) Today is my birthday and the big battle! I'm scared! Better go have my breakfast.

(In the Evilland, a minion pig makes a rooster crow as the sun rises.)

(The sun beams in King Pig's bedroom while he is sleeping with his teddy bear.)

(Corporal Pig comes into the bedroom.)

Corporal Pig: Wake up, King Pig! Big battle today at 10:00 AM!

King Pig: No, Mommy, I don't wake up yet. I'm having the most wonderful...

(Corporal Pig grabs a trumpet.)

Corporal Pig: (Trumpet fanfare)

(King Pig wakes up.)

King Pig: Oh, come on, now. Is that really necessary? Can't the King of Piggies and evil characters sleep in sometime without... Oh.. Oh, my God. This isn't... The big battle is today! I have to go eat my eggs right now!

(King Pig grabs his crown and puts it on his head and went downstairs to his throne and eats three eggs swallowing them with a huge burp. The minion pigs grab King Pig's throne and bounce the throne to the Imaginationland Concert Hall. The Harvester Queen awakens and her bio-suit appears at the ceiling door and puts it on.)

(In the concert hall, all the residents of South Park are in their seats waiting for the big battle to start.)

(Backstage, the good characters are getting ready for the big battle.)

The Fishtones: (Doo woping)

Bart Simpson: Sideshow Bob is going down. Down, down, down!

Mr. Knack: Oh, my God! Please someone trade for me!

(The kids and all the good characters trade everything for the battle poster.)

Lola: That was fun! Let's do it again!

The Kids and All Good Characters: No!

Thor: Come on, Loki! I'm gonna beat your face up until we win.

Doctor Strange: Dormammu, I've come to bargain.

(Backstage, the evil characters are getting ready for the big battle.)

Discord: All of us have to beat up the good characters on Butter's birthday? What was that all about?

Darth Vader: Kylo Ren and I are going to use our lightsabers to let us win the big battle.

Douche: Okay, so--

Queso: Did someone say 'Queso'?

Douche: FREAKING STRETCH AND YOU KNOW IT, QUESO!!

(Queso runs away)

Douche: So where was I? Oh, right. Where's the freaking sausage?! Because this douche is DTBSU. Down to beat a sausage up!

Sideshow Bob: And I'm going to kill Bart and Imaginationland will be ours! (Sinster laughter)

Gino Terwilliger: Vendetta! Vendetta! Vendetta!

King Pig: What about the good characters?

Robot Devil: They will win. Plus I get to sing the Evilland National Anthem.

King Pig: (Crying) I thought it was me who was gonna sing it!

Kylo Ren: Someone get him the pacifier!

(A minion pig comes in with a pacifier and puts it on King Pig's mouth.)

King Pig: (Sucking pacifier)

Kylo Ren: (Groans) What a crybaby our King is.

(The Newsman is reporting from the auditorium.)

Newsman: Something's about to happen in our imaginations. A huge battle is about to take place on this stage. It is 9:50 AM and the battle is at 10:00 AM. A lot of new characters good and evil will be battling for Imaginationland's big ideas, And who will win the battle? You can cheer on who will win the battle (As he said those words, Mr. Garrison is watching the battle on TV, shows people in restaurants are watching the battle on TV, people in houses are watching the battle on TV, and people in Times Square are watching the battle on the Jumbotron.) And if they win they will... (The lights dimmed.) Oh, never mind It's starting.

(Spotlights swirl around the audience as they cheer.)

Annoucer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Imaginationland Concert Hall in witch the big battle will take place.

(The good characters hear the announcer backstage. So did the evil characters.)

Annoucer: And now here to sing the Evilland National Anthem, give it up for Robot Devil!

Robot Devil: Thank you! Thank you! What a terrific audience!

Jimmy Valmer: Hey! That's m-m-my line!

Robot Devil: SILENCE! We know all your sins, everone epsecially Bender, and for each one, we've prepared an agonizing and ironic punishment. Gentlemen?

(music starts)

Bender: Aw, crap-- Singing. Mind if I smoke?

(Robot Devil grabs the microphone and starts singing Robot Hell.)

Robot Devil: Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em, we'll find ways to simulate that smell, what a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a panatela, here on level one of Robot Hell! Gambling's wrong and so is cheating. So is forging phony IOU's, let's let lady luck decide, what type of torture's justified. (he spins the wheel that Bender is trapped to.) I'm pit boss here on level two! (Luck decides to deep-fry Bender) Ooh, deep-fried robot.

(Bender is being dipped in what looks like boiling oil, the song has started up again)

Bender: Just tell me why?

Robot Devil: Please read this 55-page warrant.

Bender: There must be robots worse than I!

Robot Devil: We've checked around, they're really aren't.

Bender: Then please let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks!

Robot Devil: You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!

Bender: Aw, don't blame me, blame my upbringing! (he steals Robot Devil's wallet)

Robot Devil: (he rips off Bender's arm) Please stop sinning while I'm singing! Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive!

(the song turns into a rap)

Beastie Boys: Hey, Bender, going to make some noise, with your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys?

(record scratching)

Beastie Boys: That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five!

Fry: I don't feel well...

Leela: It's up to us to rescue him!

Fry: Maybe he likes it there in Hell...

Leela: It's us who tempted him to sin!

Fry: Maybe he's back at the motel?

Leela: Come on, Fry, don't be scared, I'm sure at least one of us will be spared, so just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Fry: My ass has blisters from the slide!

Robot Devil: Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights, publishing indecent magazines, you'll pay for every crime, knee-deep in electric slime, you'll suffer till the end of time, enduring tortures, most of which rhyme, trapped forever here in Robot Hell!

(after the song)

Robot Devil: Of course, that's just for starters.

(Cheers and applause from the audience.)

Butters: Oh yeah? Well we would love to sing our morning song which is our national anthem. Hit it guys!

(The kids and all the good characters start singing The Great Beyond.)

Frank: Corn's about to start singing! Drop it, Corn! You got the best voice!

Barry: You're the man, corn! You rule! Take it away, bro!

Corn: Dear Gods, you're so divine in each and every way to you we pray,

Mr. Smithers and Cabbage: Dear Gods, we pledge our love to you forever more,

Cartman and Caramel Corn: We always felt we had a special bond,

Eureeka and Lollipop: take us to the great beyond,

All Female Characters: where we're sure nothing bad happens to us,

Sewer Mutants and Cheeses: once we're out the sliding doors things will all be grand,

Skim Milk Cartons: we will live leave our dreams together in the promised land,

Barney Gumble and Bags of Chips: the Gods control our fate so we all know we're in good hands,

Minions: (speaking Minion language) (we're super sure there's nothing crappy waiting for us in the great beyond,)

All Male Characters: and every aisle thinks of something different

Food Item: Holy crap, I've been chosen! (laughs)

All Female Characters: and to this we all agree,

Honey Mustard: Booyah bitches, I'm outta here!

The Peanuts Gang: everyone else is freaking stupid, except for those who think like me,

Two-Headed Monster: And me!

The Amazing Mumford: And me!

Prairie Dawn: And me!

Emerald Mirade: Out there for all eternity we'll meditate how fricking great,

Teabag: out there we'll get to tea-bag every day at 4 (Pip! Pip!),

Olive: we'll shove pimentos up our ass, by Zeus,

Adolf Hitler-Edque Saurkraut: ve'll exterminate ze juice, und subjugate the whole damned great beyond,

Sausages: in here, we keep our wieners in our packages that's how it is,

Buns: it sucks but that's the way our buns keep fresh and bare (baby, baby)

All Male Kids and Good Male Characters: but once we're out the doors it's not a sin,

All Female Kids and Good Female Characters: for us to let you slip it in,

All Male Kids and Good Male Characters: in other words we finally get to flip,

All Female Kids and Good Female Characters: and love,

All Male Kids and Good Male Characters: and flip,

All Female Kids and Good Female Characters: and hug,

All Male Kids and Good Male Characters: and flip,

All Female Kids and Good Female Characters: and feel,

All Male Kids and Good Male Characters: and flip,

All Female Kids and Good Female Characters: and share,

Bread: the Gods will always care for us,

Cake Mixes: they won't squeeze us our their butts,

The Kids and All Good Characters: we cannot overstate how confident we are that our beliefs are accurate and nothing awful happens to us in the great beyond!

Honey Mustard: Kiss my brownish-yellow ass! I'm going to the great beyond, Mofos!

(after the song)

(Cheers and applause from the audience.)

(The parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen are watching the battle on TV.)

Linda: Wait a minute, that's Butters and our kids! They're on TV!

Randy: We found them!

The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, and Karen: (Cheering)

Ike: Bartman!

Liane: Come on, everyone, Let's go see the kids!

(The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen start heading to the Imaginationland Concert Hall.)

(Patty and Selma are smoking.)

Barney Gumble and Emma: BURRRRRPPPP!

Eleanor Abernathy: Arrrriairar!!

Nelson: Ha Ha!

Maggie Simpson: (pacifier suck)

Dr. Hibbert: (jovial chuckle)

Bumblebee Man: Ay Ay Ay!

Lana Loud: (picking her nose)

(Trumpet fanfare)

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Please welcome the King of Piggies and evil characters, King Pig!

(King Pig enters on his throne being bounced by minion pigs. The Harvester Queen with her bio-suit on appears.)

(Cheers and applause from the audience.)

King Pig: Thank you Thank you What a wonderful audience. Now as you all know, the big battle is today. So here is the competition guide: Everyone gets to fight for the imagination. And I have the score board up to see who wins. (King Pig puts the score board on a video screen.) And if our sides fight for the imagination, we'll win! Is everyone ready to start the battle?

Audience: Yeah!

Butters: Not yet.

King Pig: Oh Yeah?

Butters: Yeah! I'm the one celebrating my birthday today. Happy birthday to me!

The Kids, All Good Characters, and Evil Characters: Hooray!

Bowser Jr.: Happy birthday to Butters!

King Pig: Enough partying around party poopers! You are going to beat me in this theater to win the battle.

Butters: Well, you and I are going to talk together. Right, Guys?

The Kids and All Good Characters: Yeah!

(And then the song You Just Can't Win begins.)

King Pig: You're way out of your league, you've more than met your match!

Butters: I guess you're slowing down, big fat pig, can't hit what you can't catch!

King Pig: Soon the whole world will know the genius of my plan.

Butters: We will find a way to stop you any way we can!

King Pig: You're such a Mickey Mouse, it's more fun being bad.

Butters: No one's gonna side with you, you're stark raving mad!

King Pig: Oh yeah? Just ask the mayor.

Butters: That's all in the past!

King Pig: Listen to me, little boy: Good characters Finish last!

Both: Oh no!

Butters: You just can't win!

King Pig: You're not that strong.

Butters: Time to go to hell!

King Pig: You got it all wrong!

Butters: You just can't win! We're gonna shut you down!

King Pig: Your chances are slim!

Butters: No more fooling around!

Both: Let the battle begin! You just can't win!

(After the song)

Oscar the Grouch: Yeah right!

Butters: If only the Council of 63 were here to battle with us.

Voice: Autobots, Transform and roll out.

(The Transformers Autobots, Dinobots, the Prehistoric animals, and Godzilla monsters appear.)

Kyle: Oh, my God! It's the Transformers, Autobots, and Dinobots!

Heidi: And the Godzilla monsters!

Bebe: And the Prehistoric animals!

The Kids, All Good Characters, and Audience: (Cheering from Kids and Good Characters Inculding the audience who are clapping and cheering.)

Mayor: We're so honored to have you here.

Optimus Prime: The pleasure is all yours.

Godzilla monsters, Prehistoric animals, and Dinobots: (Roaring)

Corporal Pig: (Trumpet Fanfare) Presenting Audrey Jr!

(Audrey Jr. enters in a plant.)

Shrek: Oh, my God!

Stan: It's that guy from Little Shop of Horrors.

Magellan: Oh, dear! He's so scary and (About to sneeze)

Bogge: Oh no! He's gonna sneeze!

(The Kids and all the Good and Evil characters run away.)

Eureeka: Oh no, Magellan. You know what happens when you get upset!

Magellan: AAAACHHHHHOOOOOOO!

(Magellan's huge sneeze makes the whole concert hall shake.)

Stan: That was way too close.

Magellan: Sorry, everyone!

Audrey Jr.: Hello, Imaginationland!

Audience: (Cheering)

Kyle: Hey, Audrey Jr, sing the song from the film.

Audrey Jr.: No. Not doing it.

Mordecai and Rigby: Aw, what?!

Stan: Come on, sing the song!

The Kids and All Good Characters: Yeah, sing it!

Audrey Jr.: Oh, I can't.

Benson: Just sing the song or YOU'RE FIRED!!

Audrey Jr.: Okay, fine!

Kyle: Take it away, Stan!

Stan: Every household in America, thousands that you've been eating, you had that in mind all along, isn't it? We are not talking about on hungry plant here, we're talking about world conquest!

Audrey Jr.: And I want to thank you!

Stan: You're not gonna get away with this! You're kind never does!

(Audrey Jr. laughs)

Stan: I don't care what it takes, only one of us gets out of here alive!

(And then the song Mean Green Mother From Outer Space begins.)

Audrey Jr.: Better wait a minute, ya better hold the phone, ya better mind your manners, better change your tone. (shoves Stan) Don't you threaten me son, you got a lot of gall, we gonna do things my way, or we won't do things at all! (speaking: Uh huh! You're in trouble, now! Baby!) (The pods became free from the giant flower pot and Audrey Jr. laughs) Ya don't know what you're messin' with, you got no idea, ya don't know what you're lookin' at when you're lookin' here! Ya don't know what you're up against, no, no way, no how, you don't know what you're messin' with, (Stan takes Chief Wiggum's pistol.) (Chief Wiggum: Hey!) but I'm gonna tell you now! Get this straight! I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad.

Chorus: Mean green man!

Stan: Outer space?

Audrey Jr.: I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and it looks like you been had! I'm just a mean green mother from outer space, so get off my back 'n get out my face, 'cause I'm mean and green (Stan points the pistol at him) and I am bad. (He takes a pistol away from Stan and starts shooting around.) Wanna save your skin boy, you wanna save your hide, you wanna see tomorrow? (Ha-Ha!) You better step aside, better take a tip boy, want some good advice, ya better take it easy, 'cause you're walkin' on thin ice! Ya don't know what you're dealin' with, no, you never did, ya don't know what you're lookin' at, but that's tough titty, kid. The lion don't sleep tonight, and if you pull his tail, he roars. (Stan grabs an ax and tries to chop the pods in half) Ya say, "That ain't fair?" Ya say, "That ain't nice?" Ya know what I say? "Up yours!" (Stan is about to chop with an ax until Audrey Jr. pulls his pants down.) Watch me now! I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad.

Chorus: Mean green man!

Audrey Jr.: I'm just a mean green mother, a real disgrace, and you've got me violent and mad! I'm just a mean green mother from outer space, gonna trash your ass! Gonna rock this place! I'm mean and green, and I am bad! You know I don't come from no black lagoon, (Chorus: No!) I'm from past the stars and beyond the moon, (Chorus: Yeah!) you can keep the thing, (Chorus: Hey!) keep the it, (Chorus: Whoa!) keep the creature, they don't mean shit.

(Stan is about to kill him by using the killer plant spray, Audrey Jr. laughs, Stan realizes it is empty)

Stan: Alright, that does it!

Audrey Jr.: I got garden style, major moves, I got the stuff, and I think that proves, you better move it out! Nature calls, you got the point? I'm gonna bust your balls! (His vines "almost" got up to Stan's crotch and Audrey Jr. uses his vines all over the stage.)

Audrey Jr.: I'm mean and green

Chorus: Mean green mother from outer space

Audrey Jr.: I'm mean and green

Chorus: Mean green mother from outer space

Audrey Jr.: I'm mean and green and I... am... bad!

(after the song)

(Audrey Jr. nearly kills Kenny.)

Stan: Oh, my God! They killed...

(Kenny gets back up.)

Kenny: (Muffled) (I'm okay!)

Stan: Never mind!

Mr. Knack: Heavens to Bootsy!

Homer Simpson: D'oh!

Voice: Hello Bart.

(Sideshow Bob enters.)

The Kids and All Good Characters: (Screaming) Sideshow Bob!

Sideshow Bob: That's right, everyone. I am Sideshow Bob!

Bart Simpson: Please don't kill me, Bob!

Sideshow Bob: Why not? Is it because of the big battle?

Bart Simpson: No! It's because I want to battle with you. Or maybe if you kill me, you'll never know where the treasure is buried.

Sideshow Bob: What treasure?

Bart Simpson: The-the treasure of Ima Wiener.

Sideshow Bob: I'm a wiener?

The Kids and All Good Characters: (laughing)

Homer Simpson: Classic.

Luan Loud: (laughing) Good one, Bart!

Sideshow Bob: Countdown to battle start! Everyone join in.

Sideshow Bob and Audience: 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!

Thing: It's clobbering time!

(The Kids, All Good, and Evil Characters start fighting.)

(The parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen enter the Concert Hall.)

Randy: Oh God! We have to see the kids right now!

Sharon: Come on, Randy!

Sheila: Mr. Ticket Man, can we go in to see the kids?

Ticket Man: Well, we really have a sold house. But you can come in and watch.

Sheila: Thank you.

(The Ticket Man opens the door and the Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen enter.)

(The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen see the kids, all the good, and evil characters fighting and the song Cyanide Sweet Tooth Suicide begins.)

Voiceover: She's a steel thrill suicide they say Cyanide in her plastic veins She's a mannequin of misery She's on a bender But she ain't gonna break Hey Hey Taste like sugar but its novacaine She's grinding teeth so she can sharpen the pain White light Train wreck Black lips, pale eyes Cyanide sweet tooth suicide She's a killer She's my cyanide sweet tooth suicide Strychnine Cerebellum feeds the brain, hurricane in a violent rage. They say, she's a looker just like Anna Nicole. Oh, no. F**k the silver, let's go straight for the gold. Hey Hey Digging deeper than a six foot hole She's snorting cocaine through a suicide note White light Train wreck Black lips, pale eyes Cyanide sweet tooth suicide She's a killer She's my cyanide sweet tooth suicide White light Train wreck Black lips, pale eyes Cyanide sweet tooth suicide She's a killer My, my cyanide sweet tooth suicide Black lips (black lips) pale eyes (pale eyes) Cyanide sweet tooth suicide She's a zero, one in five Cyanide sweet tooth suicide

(after the song)

Linda: Butters!

(Linda runs up to Butters and hugs him.)

Linda: Where have you been?

Butters: I was in Imaginationland mom! And I saw a lot of new characters there.

Linda: Who's that?

Butters: That's Frank. He's a sausage. Oh and there's Mr. Knack! He's a handyman. And there's Bart Simpson. He does many pranks.

(1 hour later)

Butters: Enough with the time cards! They just keep popping out of nowhere throughout the film! Come on, guys!

(Kyle is fighting Cartman.)

Cartman: Well Kyle, I've got something to say to you.

Kyle: What's that?

Cartman: Suck my balls!

Kyle: Oh no, Cartman! Let's not do it!

Frank: What the?

Homer Simpson: D'oh!

Mr. Knack: Heavens to Bootsy!

Cogsworth: Suck his balls?

Brian Griffin: Oh, my God!

Mayor: Oh, God no!

Penguin Family Triplets: (Crying)

Loonette: Oh no, Molly! Don't look!

Bomb: Oh, God! Here it comes!

Charlie: Don't look, Lola!

Haley Smith: Jeff, don't watch!

Minions: (speaking Minion language)

Cogsworth: I'm not seeing this! I'm not!

Magellan: Batley, cover your eyes!

Batley: Okay, okay! Not seeing this whole ball sucking thing huh?

Maggie Simpson: (Pacifier suck)

Bogge and Quagmire: Eww!

Meg Griffin: Oh, my God! Cover your eyes, you guys! (Meg and her friends cover their eyes)

Spider-Man: My spider sense is tingling!

Edith: Can I be the last to say "Ew"?

Cartman: Everyone, shut up! I'm trying to make Kyle suck my balls. But you all are just watching this whole thing!

Randy: You know what this calls for? A song!

(And then the song Suck My Balls begins.)

Cartman: Suck... my... balls! Suck my balls Put my butt to the test Just take a look into my butt and we'll provide the rest Farting Twerking Why, we only live to imagine Try my ass It's delicious! Don't believe me? Ask the Slurms They can play! They can dance! After all, Mr, this is Imaginationland! And the dinner here is never second best! Go on, look at my butt Take a glance and then you'll Suck my balls Yes, my balls Suck my balls!

Cartman and Chorus: Fart on fire, Take a poop, Pee into someone else

Cartman: We'll prepare and serve with flair A culinary caberet! You're alone And you're scared But the battle's all prepared No one's fighting or flipping While the monster's entertaining We tell jokes, I do tricks! With my fellow South Park friends

Chorus: And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet

Cartman and Chorus: Come on and put your pants off You've won your own free pass To suck my balls

Cartman: If you're stressed It's fine singing we suggest!

Cartman and Chorus: Suck my balls! Suck my balls! Suck my balls!

Grandpa Simpson: Suck his balls! Suck his balls! Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed! Wine's been poured and thank the Lord I've had the Fishtones ready to sing With my ass He'll say yes And my dear that's fine with me While the clowns do their comedy act I'll be making my mark I'll get warm Piping hot Oh my god! is that a spot? Clean it up! We want the little boy impressed We've got a lot to do! Is it one lump or two? To suck his balls!

Chorus: Suck his balls!

Grandpa Simpson: Suck his balls!

Chorus: Suck his balls! Suck his balls Suck his balls Our command is your request It's been twenty years since you had been jewish And we're obsessed With your mom being a bitch Yes, indeed, we aim to please While the Evil Characters are not here Let us help you We'll keep going

Cartman and Chorus: Course by course! One by one! 'Til you shout,

Chorus: Hell naw man!

Cartman and Chorus: Then we'll call your mom and call you a sweetie pie Go on and prop your feet up But for now, let's imagine Suck my balls! Suck my balls! Suck my balls! Please, suck my balls!

(After the song)

Kyle: Stop the music! I am not sucking your balls, Cartman since the first time we visited Imaginationland.

Cartman: Oh yeah? Well, Heavens to Bootsy!

Mr. Knack: Hey! That's my line!

Cartman: Sorry, Nick Knack.

Mr. Knack: (Gasping) Oh, Please! Do not call me Nick!

Cartman: Oh, Nick Knack.

Emma, Kate and Sir Klank: Paddy wack Give the dog a bone!

Cartman: Idiots!

Kyle: Fine I will suck Cartman's balls.

(Kyle sucks Cartman's balls off-screen. While this happens all the good characters cover their eyes.)

Kyle: Not bad but very Good.

Cartman: Kyle, suck my balls

Cartman: (Cartman farts fire) Ow! My ass!

Kyle: Oh, Cartman! You farted fire from your ass again!

All Good Characters and Audience: (Laughing)

Cartman: Shut up all of you! You know what, Kyle? I think you and me could have a little lullaby moment right now!

Kyle: No, Cartman! No!

(Luna Loud is playing a lullaby)

Cartman: Getting sleepy, Kyle?

Kyle: Nope.

Cartman: Now?

Kyle: No.

Cartman: Now?

Kyle: NO!

(Heavy metal music starts playing)

Cartman: What the hell?! Stop this at once!

(And then the song Nightmare begins.)

Luna Loud: NIGHTMARE!

Otto Man: Now your nightmare comes to life

Luna Loud: Dragged ya down below Down to the devil's show To be his guest forever Peace of mind is less than never Hate to twist your mind But God ain't on your side An old acquaintance severed Burn the world your last endeavor

Luna Loud and Otto Man: Flesh is burning You can smell it in the air 'Cause men like you have Such an easy soul to steal (steal) So stand in line while They ink numbers in your head You're now a slave Until the end of time here

Luna Loud: Nothing stops the madness, Turning, haunting, yearning Pull the trigger You should have known The price of evil And it hurts to know That you belong here, yeah Ooh, it's your freakin' nightmare!

Otto Man: While your nightmare comes to life

Luna Loud: Can't wake up in sweat 'Cause it ain't over yet Still dancing with your demons Victim of your own creation Beyond the will to fight Where all that's wrong is right Where hate don't need a reason Loathing self-assassination

Luna Loud and Otto Man: You've been lied to Just to kill you of your sight And now they have the nerve To tell you how to feel (feel) So sedated as they Medicate your brain And while you slowly Go insane they tell ya

Luna Loud: Given with the best intentions Help you with your complications You should have known The price of evil And it hurts to know That you belong here, yeah No one to call Everybody to fear Your tragic fate is looking so clear, yeah Ooh, it's your freakin' nightmare!

[Luna Loud laughing]

Luna Loud: Fight (fight) Not to fail (fail) Not to fall (fall) Or you'll end up like the others Die (die) Die again (die) Drenched in sin (sin) With no respect for another Down (down) Feel the fire (fire) Feel the hate (hate) Your pain is what we desire Lost (lost) Hit the wall (wall) Watch you crawl (crawl) Such a replaceable liar And I know you hear their voices

Otto Man: Calling from above

Luna Loud: And I know they may seem real

Otto Man: These signals of love

Luna Loud: But our life's made up of choices

Otto Man: Some without appeal

Luna Loud: They took for granted your soul And it's ours now to steal

Otto Man: As your nightmare comes to life

Luna Loud and Otto Man: You should have known The price of evil And it hurts to know That you belong here, yeah No one to call Everybody to fear Your tragic fate is looking so clear, yeah

Luna Loud: Ooh, it's your freakin' nightmare!

(after the song)

(Magellan, Batley, Bogge, Quagmire and Mr. Knack are all sleeping and snoring.) (The five wake up.)

Batley: Wait what? Is the big battle over?

Mr. Knack: I was just sleeping with my wrench.

Bogge and Quagmire: Yeah right!

Magellan: Best song ever.

(Mr. Burns is sleeping sucking his thumb.)

Mr. Smithers: Uh sir? Wake up.

(Mr. Burns wakes up.)

Mr. Burns: Did we win?

Mr. Smithers: Actually You doomed us all.

Mr. Burns: Oh, Nick Knack.

(Kyle wakes up.)

Kyle: Hold on Cartman! You sang me a lullaby and then it put the others to sleep. You meanie!

Cartman: Sorry, Kyle.

(King Pig is sleeping.)

Foreman Pig: Wake up, King Pig. You've been putted to sleep by Cartman's lullaby.

King Pig: (Talking in his sleep) No, No Mommy. The eggs are all mine. (Snoring)

Foreman Pig: Wake up already!

(Foreman Pig wacks a hammer on King Pig's crown.)

King Pig: (Wakes up) Huh? That is just immature!

The Kids, All Good, and Evil Characters: (Laughing)

Voice: Not so fast!

(Team Rocket enters.)

The Kids and All Good Characters: Team Rocket!

Jessie: Prepare for trouble!

James: Make it double!

Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!

James: To unite all characters within our nation!

Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!

James: To extend our reach to the stars above!

Jessie: Jessie!

James: James!

Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!

James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Meowth: Meowth! That's right!

Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!

Chimecho: Chime, chime!

Mime Jr.: Mime Mime Mime!

(Cheers and applause from the audience)

Jessie: You hear that, James? They love us! They really really love us!

James: Thank you, Imaginationland!

Meowth: Coming from the Evillands!

Pikachu: Pika!

Batley: What was that all about?

Cartman: You don't wanna freaking know.

Toilet Paper: Hey! That's my line!

Cartman: Gee, Sorry, Toilet Paper.

Taserface: Hey everybody, give it up for the one-and-only, TASERFACE!!

(An akward pause from the kids and all good characters and then they all laugh)

Rocket Raccoon: (laughing) That's really funny!

(The Kids and all the Good and Evil Characters continue fighting.)

Red: Come on, Flock. Let's go get rid of King Pig and the pigs!

Chuck: It's Chuck time!

Terrance: (Growls)

Frank: Sausages and buns, let's party!

Brenda: Uh, Frank? Didn't you already say that?

Frank: Yes I did.

(Finn and Kylo Ren have a duel with their lightsabers.)

(Kong, Sker Buffaloes, the Monarch, and a Spore Mantis battle with Ramarak, Skullcrawlers, Psychovultures, Mother Longlegs, and a Mire Squid)

(Rexy and Indominus Rex are fighting)

Ash: Come on out everyone!

Jessie: Come on everyone! Let's prepare for trouble!

James: And let's make it double!

(All of Ash's Jessie's and James' Pokémon come out of their PokéBalls.)

Licerice Rope: Come on, you candy asses. Join the fight!

Lollipop: Hey, what do you think? Should we do it?

Gumball: Come on, guys! It's us or them!

Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "No fight, No friends!"

Giggles and Petunia: (Fangirling)

Handy Manny: Come on, Tools. Let's fight!

Tools: (Cheering)

Star-Lord: Showtime, A-holes!

Batman: Come on, Robin. Let's do this!

Robin: This is going to be so awesome!

(Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup are fighting Mojo Jojo.)

Blossom: Not!

Bubbles: So!

Buttercup: Fast!

All Three: Mojo Jojo!

Ash: Pikachu, Use Thunder Shock!

(Pikachu uses Thunder Shock on Team Rocket.)

Jessie: Arbok, Toxic! Seviper, Poison Tail! Woobat, Air Slash! Gourgeist, Shadow Ball!

(All of Jessie's Pokemon unleash their attacks.)

James: Weezing, Poison Gas! Cacnea, Pin Missile! Carnivine, Vine Whip! Yamask, Will-O-Wisp! Inkay, Psybeam!

(All of Jame's Pokemon unleash their attacks.)

(Peter Griffin fights with Ernie the Giant Chicken.)

(Eureeka waves her wand to dust sparkles on Sideshow Bob.)

Sideshow Bob: Glitter? I hate glitter!

(Luan Loud brought all her prank stuff from her cart and bangs them on King Pig.)

King Pig: Ow! Oh! Hey, Stop it!

Luan Loud: Aw, he's no fun. I was on an eggroll! Get it?

(The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen are watching the battle.)

Sheila: Oh, Ike. Don't look!

(Sheila covers Ike's eyes.)

(Butters, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny come to their parents.)

Linda: Are you okay, Butters?

Butters: Yes, Mom I am.

Stan: Me too.

Kyle: Me three.

Cartman: Me four.

Kenny: (Muffled) (Me five.)

Butters: Mom? Dad? My friend's parents and kids? Can you join in the battle?

Linda: Sure, Butters. After all, Us parents get to join their kids when fighting.

Randy: Come on, Sharon. Let's fight those evil characters!

The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Butters, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny: Yeah!

Batley: Don't worry, Don't worry. The great Batley is on his way!

(Batley and Splendid are flying through the audience.)

(Cheers and applause from the audience)

Splendid: Oh The thunderous roar of applause! Splendid to the rescue!

Grover: This looks like a job for... (Transforms into Super Grover) Super Grover! Up, up, and away!

(Super Grover flies over the audience.)

(Super Grover hits Batley.)

(Batley falls down.)

Batley: (Screaming)

(Batley crashes.)

Magellan: Are you okay, Batley?

(Batley gets back up.)

Batley: Yeah, I meant to do that.

Magellan: Let me tell you something Batley. I love you.

(Magellan hugs Batley.)

Batley: I love you too, Magelly.

Bart Simpson: I've been a baaad boy!

Lynn Loud: And I've been a baaad girl!

(Bart and Lynn laugh)

Balthazar Bratt: Hey! That's my line!

Bart Simpson: Ay caramba!

Lynn Loud: Yipe!

(The Smurfs are fighting Gargamal.)

Bogge: Quag? Do you hear that?

Quagmire: What's that, Bogge?

(Bogge and Quagmire enter backstage and saw a lot of peanut butter jars.)

Bogge and Quagmire: Peanut butter!

Quagmire: Witch peanut butter jar can we take?

Bogge: Let's take all of them!

French Narrator: One peanut butter taking later...

(Bogge and Quagmire throw peanut butter on Lifty and Shifty.)

Lifty and Shifty: (Screaming) Peanut butter!

Booge and Quagmire: That's right!

Lifty and Shifty: Oh man!

Swiper the Fox: Hey! That's my line!

Butters: Shut up, everyone!

(Audience laughing)

(Ike is fighting King Pig.)

Ike: Take that, you evil character!

King Pig: Oh yeah? Well I've got something to tell you. I don't have arms or legs.

(Ike brings a peyote cactus.)

Ike: Look.

King Pig: Look where?

Ike: Look!

King Pig: Shut up!

Butters: What is this thing?

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, All Good, and Evil Characters: Ooohhh!

Mayor: It's a peyote cactus.

Butters: What does it do?

Mayor: Let's all touch it and find out.

(The Kids, The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, All Good and Evil Characters touch the peyote cactus.)

Bebe: Hey, guys. I'm starting to feel weird.

Clyde: Me, too.

Shelly: I think I'm freaking out.

Timmy: Timmy!

Butt-Head: Uh, okay.

Butters: It's like-- It's like everything looks all weird and with all these weird shapes. It's sorta like-- It's like a-- It's like a music video. What's going on?

(The Kids, The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, All Good and Evil Characters then have a vivid psychedelic experience while the songs, Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks and Cannibal Girls and Eternally Yours play in the background with all the dancing demon-like figures.)

(After the song and the experience ends. They all look confused.)

Chole: Uh, What just happened?

Eureeka: Aw, wand whiskers. This cactus had a mind blowing experience with us.

Lori Loud: That was literally wierd.

Cartman: (Cartman Farts fire) Ow! My ass!

Kyle: Enough with that!

(Pennywise's laugh is heard.)

Annie Knitts: What the hell was that? (The Pennywise Dance plays as Pennywise appears)

Sideshow Mel: It's Pennywise the Dancing Clown!

(Pennywise starts dancing while the others are shocked. Stan and Meg pass out)

Luan Loud: He's really "clowning" around! (laughs)

(Pennywise snarls and glares at Luan)

Luan Loud: Ahh!

Pennywise: I'LL KILL YOU ALL! Ha-ha! I'll drive you crazy, and I'll kill you all! I'm every nightmare you've ever had! I am your worst dream come true! I'm everything you ever were afraid of! RARGH!!!

(Pennywise traps The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters in the sewers.)

Luan Loud: Is it me or did Pennywise use his imagination! (Forms rainbow with her hands.)

Leo: This looks like our home!

Butters: I've got an idea! Let's imagine a slide to help us escape the sewers!

Mayor: That's a great idea, Butters!

(The Kids and all Good Characters imagine a slide filled with water in the sewers.)

Rocky: Oh, my God! I'm scared of water!

Zuma: Chill out, dude! Come on dudes and dudettes, Let's dive in!

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and all Good Characters go down the water slide while the Banana Splits Theme Song plays.)

Rarity: Oh, for gosh's sake!

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and all Good Characters: (Screaming)

Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!

Bart Simpson: Bitchin'!

Pinkie Pie: (Screams then laughs) Wheeeeee!

Lori Loud: I am literally having a great time right now!

SpongeBob: (Laughs)

Wooldoor Sockbat: (Laughs)

Mr. Knack: Heavens to Bootsy!

Luna Loud: (singing) Red cold river!

Big Bird: My feathers! Their freaking wet!

Minions: (Screaming Minionese)

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and al Good Characters jump out of the sewers and back on stage.)

(Cheers and applause from the audience.)

Pinkie Pie: Best escape plan ever!

Twilight Sparkle: What?!

Lola: That was fun! Let's do it again!

Cartman: That was awesome! The way we slide down the slide with water and we went all loop de loop on it and when we went through that giant hole, That was amazing!

Butters: But we're all soaking wet! Oh never mind. We're all dried up!

(The Evil Characters enter the stage. Grubber is eating some cake.)

Grubber: I love you, spongecake.

(All The Evil Characters look at Grubber.)

Grubber: Oops.

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and all Good Characters: (silent while the cricket is chirping)

(Stan and Twilight look at each other)

King Pig: Grum! Show these characters punishment!

Grum: Hey, Everybody!

The Kids and All Good Characters: Hey, Grum!

Grum: Do you know what I like?

The Kids and All Good Characters: Crackers and Snacks! (Laughing)

(And then the song I Like Crackers And Snacks begins.)

Grum: I like crackers and snacks! Crackers and snacks! Crackers and snacks! I like crackers and snacks! Crackers and snacks! Crackers and snacks! (Keeps singing the song over and over again.)

Butters: Stop the battle! Let's have a singing competition!

Everyone: Yeah!

(and then the song Friend Like Me begins)

Genie: Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales But, master, you in luck 'cause up your sleeves You got a brand of magic never fails You got some power in your corner now Some heavy ammunition in your camp You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how See all you gotta do is rub that lamp And I'll say Mister Aladdin, sir What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order Jot it downYou ain't never had a friend like me Life is your restaurant And I'm your maître d’! C'mon whisper what it is you want You ain't never had a friend like me Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service You're the boss The king, the shah Say what you wish It's yours! True dish How about a little more Baklava? Have some of column "A" Try all of column "B" I'm in the mood to help you dude You ain't never had a friend like me Can your friends do this? Can your friends do that? 'Can your friends pull this out their little hat? Can your friends go, poof? Well, looky here 'Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip And then make the sucker disappear? So don'tcha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed I'm here to answer all your midday prayers You got me bona fide, certified You got a genie for your chargé d'affaires I got a powerful urge to help you out So whatcha wish? I really wanna know You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three I'm on the job, you big nabob You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend like me You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!

(After the song)

Genie: By the way, Cartman, You're seriously fat.

Cartman: Hey!

(Sideshow Bob grabs a knife and is going to kill Bart.)

Sideshow Bob: (Sinster laughter)

Bart Simpson: Oh, my God! Please, Bob don't kill me!

Sideshow Bob: Oh, really? Well killing you is my talent. Let me tell you a tale about how you and I became rivals.

Bart Simpson: No! No!

(And then the song In the Dark of the Night begins.)

Sideshow Bob: In the dark of the night, I was tossing and turning, And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be, It scared me out of my wits, A corpse fallin to bits, Then I open my eyes and the nightmare was me! I was once the most mystical character in all of Imaginationland,

Chorus: Ooh-ahh-ooh

Sideshow Bob: When Krusty the Clown arrested me, he made a mistake,

Chorus: Ooh-ahh-ooh

Sideshow Bob: My curse made each of them pay, But one little boy got away, Little Bart beware, Sideshow Bob's awake!

Chorus: In the dark of the night, evil will find them! In the dark of the night, just before dawn!

Sideshow Bob: Revenge would be sweet when the curse is complete!

Chorus: In the dark of the night,

Sideshow Bob: They'll be gone! I can feel my powers are slowly returning, Tie my sash and a dash of cologne for that smell, As the pieces fall into place, I'll see him crawling to place, Do Svidaniya, Anya, your grace! Farewell!

Chorus: In the dark of the night, terror will strike them!

Sideshow Bob: Terror's the least I can do!

Chorus: In the dark of the night, evil will brew! Ooh!

Sideshow Bob: Soon they will feel that their nightmares are real!

Chorus: In the dark of the night,

Sideshow Bob: They'll be through!

Chorus: In the dark of the night, evil will find them! Find them! Ooh In the dark of the night, terror comes true! Doom them!

Sideshow Bob: My dear here's a sign, It's the end of the line!

Chorus: In the dark of the night, in the dark of the night...

Sideshow Bob: Come, evil characters, rise for your master! Let your evil shine! Attack them now! Yes, attack ever faster!

Chorus: In the dark of the night, in the dark of the night, in the dark of the night...

Sideshow Bob: BUTTERS WILL BE OURS!

(After the song, The Evil Characters are attacking The Good Characters.)

Butters: Everybody! Run!

Everybody: (Screaming)

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters ran away from the Evil Characters. They ran out of The Imaginationland Concert Hall and the Evil Characters follow them.)

Sideshow Bob: You can run, but you can't hide! (Sinster Laughter)

Waldorf: Wow, look at 'em run!

Statler: I just hope they don't die on stage tonight!

Statler and Waldorf: (laughing)

Lollipop King: Everybody to The Gumdrop Forest!

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters ran to The Gumdrop Forest. The Evil Characters enter.)

Ash: This isn't over yet! Bulbasaur! I choose you!

(Bulbasaur comes out of his pokeball.)

Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur!

Ash: Bulbasaur, use Vine Whip now!

(Bulbasaur uses Vine Whip on King Pig.)

King Pig: Ow! Oof! Hey! That's not funny! (He grabs a bob-omb.) Take this!

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters are at a mountain when King Pig throws a bomb at them causing them to fall into the water.)

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: (Screaming) (They jump out of the water.) (Breathing and Panting.)

Butters: Oh, hamburgers! This is the worst birthday ever!

Linda Stotch: Don't worry, Butters. We'll make it the best for you.

Butters: Thanks, Mom. Waterfall!

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters looked and see that they are all at a waterfall. They went down the waterfall.)

Cartman: Oh boy. I hate epic adventures.

Mayor: Come on, everyone! Scream as loud as you can! (Screaming)

Everyone: (Screaming)

Luna Loud: We're free fallin'!

(The Evil Characters watch The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters go down the waterfall.)

All Evil Characters: (Sinster laughter)

King Pig: See you later, Good Characters! (To All Evil Characters) Okay, Everyone! Follow them!

All Evil Characters: No!

King Pig: God damnit!

(The Evil Characters leave. The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters are now underwater. Butters looks at Princess Skystar and Queen Novo are Seaponies while the mermaids and mermen are back to their normal looks. Then The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters fell asleep out of breath making the screen fade to black.)

(The screen fades to The Evilland Castle where All The Evil Characters are having a singing competition.)

(Grum is still singing the Crackers and Snacks song.)

King Pig: Ow! My ears! This sounds like a little kid's song!

Grum: Sorry King Pig.

(Grum walks away.)

King Pig: Who's next? How about Tamatoa?

Tamatoa: Oh yeah, it's my time to shine!

Evil Stewie: Shut the hell up, Tamatoa! You're so gay!

(Tamatoa throws a watermelon at Evil Stewie.)

All Evil Characters: (Laughing)

Ursula: That's my man!

(And then the song Shiny begins.)

Tamatoa: Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam I was a drab little crab once Now I know I can be happy as a clam Because I'm beautiful, baby Did your granny say listen to your heart? Be who you are on the inside? I need three words to tear her argument apart Your granny lied I'd rather be shiny Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck Scrub the deck and make it look Shiny I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck Just a sec Don't you know Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb They chase anything that glitters Beginners Oh, and here they come, come, come To the brightest thing that glitters Mmm, fish dinners I just love free food And you look like seafood Well, well, well Little Maui's having trouble with his look You little semi-demo-mini-god Ouch! What a terrible performance Get the hook! (Get it?) You don't swing it like you used to, man Yet I have to give you credit for my start And your tattoos on the outside For just like you I made myself a work of art I'll never hide, I can't, I'm too Shiny Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough Strut my stuff, my stuff is so Shiny Send your armies but they'll never be enough My shell's too tough, Maui man You could try, try, try But you can't expect a demigod >To beat a decapod (look it up) You will die, die, die Now it's time for me to take apart Your aching heart Far from the ones who abandoned you Chasing the love of These humans who made you feel wanted You tried to be tough But your armor's just not hard enough Maui! Now it's time to kick your heinie Ever seen someone so Shiny Soak it in, cause it's the last you'll ever see C'est la vie mon ami, I'm so Shiny Now I'll eat you so prepare your final plea Just for me You'll never be quite as shiny You wish you were nice and shiny

(after the song)

Darth Vader: Ha! Gay!

Grubber: That was so gay!

Tamatoa: That's right everyone! I'm gay!

All Evil Characters: (Cheering) Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay!

(Alameda Slim appears as the song Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo begins)

Alameda Slim: Now listen up! There are crooks in this here West Who have claimed to be the best An' I think they wrote the book on how to rustle Well, as good as they may be Not a one's as good as me An' I barely have to move a single muscle! They call me mean, boys! Depraved and nasty, too And they ain't seen, boys The cruelest thing I do! You See I… Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odel! The sweetest way of rustlin' yet devised! 'Cause when I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odel, Why, looky how dem people get hypnotized!

Bill: He don't prod

Phil: He don't yell

Gill: Still he drives them doggies well

Brothers: Which ain't easy when your chaps are labeled XXXXL!

Alameda Slim: Yes, if you're lookin' from a bovine point of view I sure can yodel-adle-eedle-idle Odel-adle-eedle-idle Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo! (spoken) Here we go, boys! Five thousand people in the side pocket! (Yodels "William Tell Overture", "Yankee Doodle" and "Beethoven's Ode to Joy") Yes, I can yodel-adle-eedle-odel!

Brothers: …A sound them people truly take to heart!

Alameda Slim: Yeah, I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odel-adle-eedle-idle-odel An' smack my big ol' rump if that ain't art!

Gill: He don't rope,

Bill: Not a chance!

Phil: He just puts 'em in a trance --

Brothers: He's a pioneer Pied Piper in ten-gallon underpants!

Alameda Slim: Yep! I'm the real rip-roarin' deal to those who do Thanks to my yodel-adle-eedle-idle Odel-adle-eedle-idle! I got cattle out the ol' wazoo 'Cause I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo! Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo!

(after the song)

Guy in the audience: Boo! You stink!

King Pig: That song is also gay!

(Meanwhile, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and all Good Characters are sleeping on the shore after going down a waterfall.)

Cartman: (Wakes up) (Yawns) Is everyone okay?

(Everyone wakes up.)

Lori Loud: I think my butt is literally on backwards.

Lincoln Loud: I don't think so, Lori.

Pinkie Pie: We just got our cupcakes handed to us by the worst party crashers ever!

Bart Simpson: We can't let this happen to us!

Lisa Simpson: You tell them, Bart!

(Jeffy poops his diaper.)

Jeffy: I think I just pooped my pants.

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters walk over to Butters.)

Linda Stotch: Butters? Wake up!

(Butters wakes up spitting out water.)

Butters: Where are we?

Mayor: I think while we are all sleeping, Some fish came and took us to the shore.

Cartman: I swear to god We all look like poop!

Linda Stotch: What's the matter, sweetie?

Butters: I was thinking about The Council of 63. Now let's see, What would The Council of 63 do?

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters start thinking.)

Butters: Anyone have any suggestions?

Capper: They've fight so many Evil Characters everywhere. Saved Good Characters, like me for example. And used the power of imagination to save the day!

Sheila: Eek! A cat!

Kyle: (Laughs neverously) My mom is scared of cats.

Capper: Y'all characters are crazy.

Butters: That's it! We'll go on an adventure to figure out what my party's missing. Who's with me?

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: Aye!

Mayor Joe Quimby: Hey! You got no right to say that until I do!

(So they all start their adventure and the song What Would The Council of 63 Do? begins.)

Stan: What would the Council of 63 do If they were here right now, They'd make a plan And they'd follow through, That's what the Council of 63 do.

Kyle: When the Council of 63 were in the Olympics, Skating for the gold, They did two salchows and a triple lutz While wearing blind folds.

Cartman: When the Council of 63 were in the alps, Fighting grizzly bears, Blaze used her magical fire breath, And saved the maidens fair.

Wendy and Bebe: So what would Council of 63 do If they were here today? I'm sure they'd kick an ass or two, That's what the Council of 63 do.

Red: I want this life out of me, It has stunted my vocabulary.

Clyde: And I just want my dad To stop fighting everyone

Craig: For Tricia I'll be an activist too,

Craig and Tweek: 'Cause that's what the Council of 63 do.

The Kids: And what would the Council of 63 do? They'd call all the kids in town, And tell them to unite for true That's what the Council of 63 do.

(instrumental prelude)

Stan and Kyle: When the Council of 63 traveled through time To the year 3010, They fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again

Butters: And when the Council of 63 built the pyramids, They beat up Kublai Khan!

Stan and Token: 'Cause the Council of 63 doesn't take crap...

The Kids: ...from anybody! So let's all get together, And unite to stop our enemies And we'll save our land too, 'Cause that's what the Council of 63 do! And we'll save our land too, 'Cause that's what the Council of 63 do! 'Cause that's what Council of 63 do!

(after the song, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All the Good Characters are walking through a cave.)

Butters: Gee, it's so dark in here.

Luigi: Do you brought a light?

Mario: No.

Cartman: Look guys, I can see all of you! (Laughs) It's a miracle!

(Crystal's ears light up.)

Cartman: Woah! Hey there. Who are you?

Crystal: I'm Crystal.

Cartman: Hi, Crystal!

Crystal: In case you don't know me. I'm Eco's granddaughter. Plus I have a cave filled with crystals. Or as I like to Call it, My Beauty Cave!

Cartman: That's awesome, Crackers!

(Crystal smacks Cartman.)

Crystal: My name is Crystal! Not Crackers or Christmas or Cookie or Clown or Cat or Crap!

(The cave starts to shake.)

Everyone: (Screaming)

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters run from the cave.)

Rarity: I think this is a perfect time for a song! Take it away, Capper!

(And then the song I'm The Friend You Need begins.)

Capper: This town is not a nice place For little fillies all alone There are lots of twists and corners That could lead to the unknown Let me guide your way And I'll be sure to help you through You could really use a friend out here And luckily for you... I'm the friend that you need When you're lost and don't know what to do I'm your pal, your amigo Useful and resourceful, too And my help, you'll concede Is a plus guaranteed You can call and I'll come running Just follow my lead 'Cause I'm the friend you need!

Lincoln Loud: He's a friend

Clyde McBride: Quite a friend

Lincoln and Clyde: He's a friend indeed!

Capper: You need a bud to spot the danger A pal to stop the creep A chum and not a stranger to assist You need a bro who is cunning That can help you take the leap A friend who knows what's lying in the mist Don't fear these darkened alleys They're scary, yes, I know Why, you could use a friend To protect you wherever you go And such a dazzling beauty Covered in dirt and muck But now your fate is changing Now you are in luck 'Cause I'm the friend that you need When you're lost and don't know what to do I'm your pal, your amigo Lookin' out for friends like you And my help, you'll concede Is a plus guaranteed Just call and I'll come running We'll say it's agreed... (to Stan Marsh) Here. Stan Marsh, "My place, twenty minutes." I've got something that will "magically" erase all my debt. 'Cause I'm the friend you need!

The Kids And All Good Characters: He's a friend

Rarity: Quite a friend!

The Kids and All Good Characters except Butters: He's a friend indeed!

(After the song, The Evil Characters are walking through The Gumdrop Forest.)

Grubber: No sign of Butters here.

Princess Morbucks: Cut the crap, Grubber!

Grum: Hey, Everybody!

All Evil Characters: Hey, Grum!

Grum: I found the best song on the radio last night. You wanna hear it?

King Pig: No!

(Grum plays The Bunny Do.)

All Evil Characters: (Groaning) (Several cries of "My ears!", "My leg!", "This is painful!" "What is this crap?", Make it stop!".)

(Supreme Leader Snoke destroys the radio with his hands of force)

Kang: Man, glad that's over.

Kodos: I know. My eardrums are numb.

(Meanwhile, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters are in Capper's place.)

Capper: Welcome to my place.

The Kids and All Good Characters: Oooohh!

Sheila: I'm not going near this cat and all the other cats in Imaginationland ever again!

Gary The Snail: Meow?

Sheila: Eek! Except for that snail!

Snowball V: (meows)

Sheila: (shrieks) Simpsons cat!

Crazy Cat Lady: (yelling gibberish)

Sheila: (shrieks) A old lady with cats!

(Butters is looking for a book about how to defeat The Evil Characters.)

Cartman: (Off Screen) Thanks for guiding us from that cave.

Capper: (Off Screen) Not as long as this cave has any lions, tigers and bears?

Fluttershy: (Off Screen) Oh my!

Butters: I know my friends would be proud of me for finding a book.

(Butters looks through some books.)

(Back in Capper's room, The Kids and All Good Characters are on Capper's bed.)

The Kids and All Good Characters: (Laughing)

Capper: And then I was all like, "You ain't talking about Evil Characters!"

Everyone: (Laughing)

Kyle: My mom is really scared of cats!

Sheila: I have to use the bathroom! (Runs out of the room)

Luan Loud: She sure is a cat-astrophe! (laughs)

Rarity: Oh, Capper. You're the greatest character ever.

Capper: Thanks.

Spike: Humph!

(Butters comes out of the library with a book.)

Butters: Hey, guys! I found a book about how to defeat The Evil Characters!

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: Oooohh!

Mayor: It's the Great Big Book of Imagination! I feel a song coming on!

Voiceover: It's... the... Great Big Book of Imagination with everything inside! See the world around you, This book's the perfect guide!

(During the song, Everyone is dancing along.)

Cartman: (Singing) This is the song that never ends! Yes it goes on and on my friends!

Kyle: Shut up, Cartman! Everyone in Imaginationland hates that song!

Cartman: (Mocking Kyle) Shut up, Cartman! Everyone in Imaginationland hates that song!

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: Will you shut up?!!!!

Cartman: Sorry, Everyone!

Kyle: Yeah, What he said!

(Cartman farts fire.)

Cartman: Ow! My ass!

Kyle: Here we go again.

(Everyone hears Oogie Boogie laughing.)

Mayor: Do you hear something?

(Lucy Loud appears.)

Lucy Loud: I don't hear anything.

Mayor: (Screams) Oh, Lucy! You scared me!

(Oogie Boogie enters Capper's place.)

Sideshow Mel: Oh, my God! It's Oogie Boogie!

(And then Oogie Boogie's Song begins.)

Oogie Boogie: Well, well, well, what have we here? Krusty the Clown, huh? Ooh, I'm really scared! So you're the one everybody's talkin' about! Ha, ha, ha, ha! You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my eyes You're jokin' me, you gotta be This can't be the right guy. He's ancient, he's ugly I don't know which is worse I might just split a seam now If I don't die laughing first. When Mr. Oogie Boogie says There's trouble close at hand You'd better pay attention now Cause I'm the Boogie Man. And if you aren't shakin' There's something very wrong Cause this may be the last time You hear the Boogie Song Ohhh.

Minion Pigs: Ohhh.

Oogie Boogie: Ohhh.

Minion Pigs: Ohhh.

Oogie Boogie: Ohhh.

Minion Pigs: Ohhh.

Oogie Boogie and Chorus: I'm (he's) the Oogie Boogie Man.

Krusty the Clown: Release me now or you must face The dire consequences The children are expecting me So please, come to your senses

Oogie Boogie: You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my ears Would someone shut this fella up? I'm drownin' in my tears. It's funny, I'm laughing You really are too much And now, with your permission, I'm going to do my stuff

Krusty the Clown: What are you going to do?

Oogie Boogie: I'm going to do the best I can. Oh, the sound of rollin' dice To me is music in the air Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man Although I don't play fair. It's much more fun, I must confess When lives are on the line Not mine, of course but yours, old boy Now that'd be just fine.

Krusty the Clown: Release me fast or you'll have to answer for this heinous act!

Oogie Boogie: Oh brother, you're somethin' You put me in a spin You aren't comprehending The position that you're in It's hopeless, you're finished You haven't got a prayer Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie And you ain't goin' nowhere! (laughs)

(after the song)

Butters: What should we do, Mr. Mayor?

Mayor: Run!

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters run away from Capper's place. Oogie Boogie and the Minion Pigs follow them.)

Mayor: You have the book, Butters?

Butters: Yeah!

Lolipop King: Look! There's something that can help us escape the Evil Characters!

Butters: Everyone, hang on!

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters hang on to the windmill. The windmill comes off and rolls through the forest.)

Ike: Wheeeee!

Cartman: I'm gonna be sick! (Covers his mouth)

(The windmill stops and everyone gets off. They are stil running and they landed on a random place.)

Cartman: Bullseye! (Throws up)

Krusty the Clown: Okay everyone, Attack!

Ash: Pikachu, use Electro Ball!

(Pikachu uses Electro Ball on Oogie Boogie and Minion Pigs and it sent them flying through the sky.)

Minion Pig 1: Do we always have to be defeated like this?

Minion Pig 2: Of course we do! Us Evil Characters can be defeated by those stupid Good Characters!

Oogie Boogie and Minion Pigs: We're blasting off again!

(A twinkle flashes from the sky.)

Krusty the Clown: So long, Suckers! (Laughs)

Butters: Now that we defeated Oogie Boogie, Let's put on a show!

Linda Stotch: I'm so proud of you, Butters. And you're not grounded.

Butters: Thanks, mom.

Mayor: And for our show, We'll have all the Good Characters performing.

Cartman: Come on, Everyone! We've got a show to do! Lights! Camera! Action!

(And then the song One Small Thing begins.)

Pinkie Pie: (as Shelly) Hey, now, don't be sad (as Sheldon) I know we cannot stay (normal voice) But we've got a couple minutes And a little time to play

Princess Skystar: I know you have important things So it's okay, just go

Pinkie Pie: But we can still pick one small, little thing To do with you, y'know! One small thing doesn't seem like a lot One small thing, work with the time you've got Soon, one small thing becomes two After two, perhaps another few Then one small thing is not so small One small thing can be the biggest thing of all

Princess Skystar: All right now, since you're here Let's see what we can do Swim with the flow until you go Together, me and you

Pinkie Pie: I've got necklaces for everyfish So what else do ya got?

Princess Skystar: Well, we could play the bubblefish You'll like this one a lot!

Pinkie Pie and Princess Skystar: One small thing, it's a good place to start

The Kids and All Good Characters: (Just one small thing)

Pinkie Pie and Princess Skystar: One small thing, and we don't seem so far apart

The Kids and All Good Characters: (Don't seem apart)

All: Soon, one small thing leads to more It's so much more than there was before Just one small thing, and you will see The start of something big for you and me Pinkie Pie: One small thing

The Kids: Just one small thing

Princess Skystar: Or a tall thing

All Good Characters: Just one tall thing

Fluttershy: Or a sing thing

The Kids: Just one sing-y thing

Rarity: Or a bling thing

All: Just one bling-y thing

Applejack: A conga thing

All: Yeah, a conga thing

Rainbow Dash: Or a longah thing

All Good Characters: Just one longah thing

Pinkie Pie: A blue thing, true thing, you thing

The Kids and All Good Characters: (Oooh-oooh)

Princess Skystar: A whee thing, sea thing, me thing

The Kids and All Good Characters: (Oooh-oooh-oooh!)

Pinkie Pie and Princess Skystar: So many things and everything until our time is done There's one small thing for each and everyone!

Princess Skystar: One small thing, so much we can create You and me, we started something great It's so amazing, look around At all the happy sights and sounds One small thing is big, it's true You did this all for us I just wish there was one small thing An extra special kind of thing

Princess Skystar, the Kids, and All Good Characters: That we could do for you... One small thing!

(after the song, The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen applause.)

Sharon Marsh: That was amazing!

Randy Marsh: I almost cried the whole peformance.

Sharon Marsh: Shut up, Randy!

(A timer rings.)

Mayor: All right! That's lunch!

Butters: What?

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters are eating their lunch while Butters looks confused.)

(Cartman is eating his Cheesy Poofs.)

Kyle: Hey, Cartman? Are there any Evil Characters watching us?

Cartman: Nope!

Butters: How can we defeat The Evil Characters, Mr. Mayor?

Mayor: I don't know.

(Webster is inside Cartman's Cheesy Poofs.)

Cartman: Eek! A spider!

Webster: Blah blah blah blah blah!

Rubble: Look's like I'm not the only one who's afraid of spiders.

Stan: Wendy? We have to rally everyone.

Wendy: Good idea.

Stan: Okay, everyone. Listen up!

Wendy: If we're going to defeat the evil characters, we are going to be awesome!

Rainbow Dash: These are my kind of characters!

Stan: We're gonna ride The Imagination Balloon to get to The Evilands.

Mayor: Come on, Everyone, Let's get going!

Twilight Sparkle: Guys, this isn't really a good time for a...

(And then the song Time to Be Awesome begins.)

Rainbow Dash: I know the world can get you down

Twilight Sparkle: (face-hoofs) ...song.

Stan: Things don't work out quite the way that you thought Feeling like all your best days are done

Rainbow Dash: Your fears and doubts are all you've got

Stan and Wendy: But there's a light shining deep inside Beneath those fears and doubts, so just squash 'em

Stan, Wendy, and Rainbow Dash: And let it shine for all the world to see That it is time, yeah, time to be awesome

Ponies: Ah, ah, ah-ah, awesome! It's time to be so awesome! Ah, ah, ah-ah, awesome! It's time to be so awesome!

Captain Calaeno: You've no idea how hard it's been

Ponies: (It's time to be awesome!)

Captain Calaeno: This dull routine we've been forced to do

Rainbow Dash: Don't let them rob you of who you are Be awesome, it's all up to you

Captain Calaeno: I feel the light stirring deep inside It's like a tale still yet to be told

Ponies: (It's time to be awesome!)

Rainbow Dash and Captain Calaeno: And now it's time to break the shackles free And start living like the brave and the bold!

The Kids and All Good Characters: It's time to be awesome! Let loose, be true, so awesome! It's time to be awesome! Go big, be you, so awesome!

Mullet: We used to soar through the clouds in the skies

Lix Spittle: Elaborate schemes we would love to devise

Boyle: We rescued our treasure and stored it away

Captain Calaeno: Saving those gemstones for a rainy day

The Kids and All Good Characters: We see that light filling up our skies

Rainbow Dash: So take the Storm King's orders and toss 'em

The Kids and All Good Characters: 'Cause it's the time to let our colors fly

Captain Calaeno: Hey, scallywags, it's time to be awesome!

The Kids and All Good Characters: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

(instrumental continues)

Captain Calaeno: Come on! Let's show these people how it's done!

(The pirate birds hoist the color sail)

Rainbow Dash: (to Calaeno) Awesome! I knew you had it in ya! And now for the finishing touch! (she takes off in the sky while the kids and all good characters are watching)

Pinkie Pie: Rainboom! Rainboom! Rainboom! Rainboom!

Twilight Sparkle: No-no-no-no-no! No!

Cartman: Oh, yes!

(Rainbow Dash makes a big rainboom in the sky and sprials around the balloon.)

Rainbow Dash: Oh, yeah! (laughs)

(everyone is amazed at the rainbow, Twilight face-hoofs again.)

(after the song)

Mayor: Great job, everyone. You gave The Imagination Balloon a makeover.

Rainbow Dash: My pleasure, Mr. Mayor.

Mayor: How about we have a dance party?

Bender: PARTYYYYYY!!!!!

The Kids, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: (Cheering)

(So everyone had a dance party on The Imagination Balloon while the song Ballroom Blitz by Sweet plays in the background.)

Rigby: Come on, Skips! Dance!

Skips: (slaps away Rigby's hand) Don't touch me!

(Stan looks at Wendy who is not dancing.)

Stan: What's the matter, Wendy?

Wendy: (Sighs) My home.

Stan: Why are you thinking about home?

Wendy: Back in South Park, you would see me then you threw up at me.

Stan: Thank God that no longer happened.

Wendy: Yeah.

Bender: (to Stan and Wendy) Hey! Bite my dancing metal ass! Woo hoo! Do the Bender! Do the Bender! You've just messed with Bender's college of party knowledge! Woo-hoo!

Discu Stu: Disco Stu would like to dance with you!

Duffman: Oh, yeah!

Stan: But Wendy? Will you take this dance?

Wendy: (Gasps) Sure!

(Wendy takes Stan's hand and they dance with the rest of The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All The Good Characters.)

(Meanwhile, Russ Cargill is at the airship with Bertram until he notices a rainboom in the distance.)

Bertram: (sees through binoculars) Whoa! Look at that rainbow! Whoa, that's so cool!

Russ Cargill: Yeah. Of them to alert us. Funny, though. (to Dr. Eggman) They don't seem to be heading to Black Skull Island.

Dr. Eggman: Like "ha ha" funny or... ha ha...

(Russ Cargill pushes Bertram out of the way from the steering wheel and pushes the engine lever, the airship turns around)

(Everyone is still partying and dancing, but suddenly the song stops and they hear the alarm, Squabble is squawking while pointing into the distance, they saw the ship approaching)

Mayor: Evil characters! Looks like they found you!

Butters: Oh, hamburgers!

Bart Simpson: Ay, caramba!

Muscle Man: Oh, no bro!

Bender: Oh, no! We're totally boned!

Captain Calaeno: Secure the rigging! Lock down the cargo! Everyone, prepare to be boarded!

(Boyle hides everyone below deck, Stan and Wendy are holding each other and holding hands)

Lisa Loud: Oh, my goodness!

Wendy: Stan, I'm scared.

Stan: It's okay, Wendy. I'm here.

Heidi: Oh, no!

Cartman: It's okay, I...

(Heidi runs to Kyle and they hold each other, much to Cartman's chagrin)

Rainbow Dash: Ya think they saw my sonic rainboom?

Homer Simpson: D'oh!

Benson: Are you KIDDING ME?!?!

(The ship shoots a harpoon at the balloon and punctures it)

Pirates: (yelling while losing balance)

Everyone: (screaming while piling up each other below deck)

Professor Frink: Glayvin!

Zoidberg: (trilling)

Homer Simpson: D'oh!

(the harpoon hooks the balloon. The ship pulls closer to the balloon while it is pulling with a chain. Bertram, Russ Cargill, Bowser, and Bowser Jr. jump and land on the balloon. Calaeno is shocked by Cargill's appearance.)

Captain Calaeno: (whispering) Keep it together, you guys.

(Cargill is searching for Butters)

Russ Cargill: Where is the birthday boy?

Captain Calaeno: "Birthday boy"? Birth-Day, Birth-Day... Nope. All we're hauling is King Pig merchandise.

Squabbles: (squawks)

Russ Cargill: You do realize that if you were to shelter fugitives, King Pig would be quite... explosive.

Captain Calaeno: (gulps)

(everyone is worried)

Butters: (whispering loudly) Guys! We have to do something before they tell them we're here!

Cartman: (whispering loudly) We helped them get their mojo back! They're not gonna give us up!

Rarity: (hyperventilates)

Fluttershy: (shivers)

Applejack: (sighs)

Gary the Snail: (hides in his shell)

Hegdish: (Spots a hammock and sleeps)

Jeffy: (Poops in his diaper)

Bob: Banana!

Kevin: Banana?

Stuart: (speaking Minionese) (I want it!)

(Kevin, Bob, and Stuart fight with the banana.)

Gru: Guys, stop it! They're gonna hear us!

Magellan: Come on tail, Don't you know about being quiet?

(Magellan's tail hits some barrels.)

Lily Loud: Poo Poo!

Pinkie Pie: Whoa! (crash!)

(Luan Loud throws a pie in her face)

(Luna Loud is listening to music with headphones on)

(Lori Loud and Bobby Santiago are holding each other)

(Lana Loud is picking her nose)

(Plopper the Pig appears as the song Spider-Pig plays in the background)

Butters: (sighs and he sees a shut down button) I've got this!

Russ Cargill: Now, I'm gonna count to three, and if you don't tell me where they are, your ship is going down. One...

Butters: Wait for it...

Douglas: Dude! What are you doing?!

Butters: Trust me! When he says "three", hold on really tight. Everyone, hold on to something.

(Everyone holds on to something)

Russ Cargill: ...two...

Bowser Jr.: Oh, thith is inteeenth!

Russ Cargill: Three!

(Butters hears the signal and pushes the button, the balloon begins falling out of the sky)

Everyone: (screaming)

Bowser: What the hell?!

(Russ Cargill, Bertram, Bowser, and Bowser Jr. flew out the falling balloon. Bowser and Bowser Jr. are in their Koopa Clown Cars, Russ Cargill and Bertram are in their jet packs, and Dr. Eggman is in his Egg Mobile.)

Russ Cargill: Well, that's a shame.

Bertram: Indeed.

Bowser: Let's tell the others.

(they flew back on their ship and on their way back to the castle)

Kyle: Guys, I think they're gone! But where are the Pirates?

Cartman: They're still with us. (To the Pirates) Great job, Guys! (Farts fire) Ow my ass!

Kyle: Here we go again.

Lori Loud: We're literally going to die!

Muscle Man: (squealing)

Bogge: What should we do, Mr. Mayor?

Quagmire: Yeah, Mr. Mayor, what should we do?

Mayor: I don't know!

(Stan notices an emergencies only button)

Wendy: Stan, what are you doing?!

Stan: I'm saving us! (he pushes the button)

(Suddenly a giant balloon turns into a parachute)

Wendy: Wow. Good thinking, Stan.

Stan: That was way too close.

Mayor: You saved us!

Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!

Everyone: (cheering for Stan)

(Meanwhile, the evil characters are annoyed by Grum singing The Crackers and Snacks song.)

All Evil Characters: Will you shut up?!!!

King Pig: I hate that song!

Plankton: Me too!

(The hyenas are singing along to Grum's song.)

King Pig: Shut the hell up!

(Bowser, Bowser Jr., Russ Cargill, and Bertram arrive)

King Pig: Guys, you're back!

Dr. Eggman: Yup, we're back alright.

King Pig: So how did it go?

Bertram: I don't know how to say this, but... (whispers in his ear)

King Pig: WHAAAAT??!!! (Throws a fit and then calms down)

(Grubber is looking through the evil characters' plans)

Grubber: I've got it!

(All The Evil Characters walk to Grubber.)

Grubber: We can capture Butters, destroy earth, and Imaginationland!

Mojo Jojo: That's an excellent idea!

Sideshow Bob: Let's do this!

The Joker: I'm in!

Harley Quinn: Me too!

Scarecrow: Count me in.

Bill Cipher: Brilliant plan!

(And then the song We Will Stand For Imaginationland begins.)

King Pig: We have waited for this day To send this greedy wolf away Now the imagination is my salvation Gather close in my protection We... will... stand for Imaginationland! Behold the power of imagination in all its glory No need to fear the vulture at the door Right here you have me to protect you Within these walls of thorns Forever free, forevermore! They have come into our domain Here to seal ourselves in chains But we have held it for generations This is just a complaction We... will... stand for Imaginationland! Trust in me, this is for their own good Don't be afraid, imagination is our enemy All of this beauty that surrounds us Every lovely bloom designed to defend Let them come, just let them try! We're not about to say goodbye! This land will be here throughout the ages Written into the history pages We... will... stand for Imaginationland!

(After the song, The Imagination Balloon lands in a tree. The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters climb out of the tree.)

Butters: Are you freaking kidding me? The Imagination Balloon fell into a tree? That was terrible!

Stan: But Butters, you were the one who caused all this to happen! We should blame you! (Gasps) Unless... You didn't really want us to show you the best time ever! This is literally the worst idea you've ever done!

(Lori Loud is shocked by Stan's accusation)

Butters: But Stan, I never would have done it, but this isn't South Park! We can't just dance around with wacky, awesome, beautiful and cool characters, go on an adventure to save The Council of 63, have a battle with the evil characters, and go on another random adventure and expect everything to work out! It's not enough. We are not enough!

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters look shocked, sad, angry and disappointed while listening to Butters and Stan argue.) Stan: No, Butters. We stuck together! We were gonna get the help we needed. The only thing that stopped us, was the evil characters.

Butters: No Stan! This isn't about the evil characters! It's all on me. I'm the one celebrating my birthday today. I'm your best friend, Stan.

Stan: But the party's ruined by the evil characters and the big battle! Y-you know what? You're the only one who doesn't trust his friends!

Butters: Well, maybe I would've been better off without FRIENDS LIKE YOU!!!

Stan: (horrified and saddened by Butters' words) W-what?! You... you traitor...

(Butters then realized what he just said and the others are flabbergasted after hearing what he just said as well.)

Mayor: What did he say?!

Ned Flanders: Yeah, what did he diddly say?!

Marge Simpson: Something that he'd been better off without... friends like us!

(Stan sorrowfully walks away from Butters while he tries to apologize to him.)

Butters: (feeling remorseful) Stan, I...

Stan: (choking back tears) I just can't talk to you right now.

(The kids and all good characters walk away from Butters)

Cartman: Screw you, Butters!

Nelly: You're on your own, birthday boy.

Craig: (holding hands with Tweek while glaring at Butters in disappointment) We're done with you.

Timmy: Timmy.

Jason: It's over, dude.

Bart Simpson: (glaring at Butters in disappointment) Don't have a cow, man. And by the way, eat my shorts!

Lori Loud: You literally disgust me!

Leni Loud: Yeah!

Lola Loud: Because of you, we're not participating for your birthday party ANYMORE!

Mordecai and Rigby: Hmph! Hmph! Hmph! Hmph!

Twilight Sparkle: (glaring at Butters in disappointment) You're just like me when I yelled at Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah! What she said!

Lucy Van Pelt: You blockhead!

Ralph Wiggum: Your friends are leaving.

Gary the Snail: (glaring at Butters in disappointment) Meow.

Marge Simpson: Hmmmm...

Maggie Simpson: (sucks pacifier while glaring at Butters in disappointment)

Benson and Mr. Krabs: You're fired!

Glenn Quagmire: You're pathetic.

Luan Loud: You just broke the unspoken rule: never say something like that to a person without their permission!

Butters: Why didn't you tell me that?

Luan Loud: Because it's unspoken.

Hegdish: (glaring at Butters in disappointment) You're an idiot.

Bogge: No, Quag! I'm an idiot!

Quagmire: No, Bogge! I'm an idiot!

Nelson Muntz: Ha ha!

Grandpa Simpson: Idjot!

Lisa Loud: Shame on you.

Bender: Bite my shunning metal ass!

Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunselda used to say... "You must be better off alone now."

(Brian, Stewie, and Lisa are watching Butters' friends walk away. They see a remorseful Butters as he walks the other way in shame. They all split up. Stewie, Brian, and Lisa are looking at each other and they follow him. Butters is sitting alone. And then the song Will the Sun Ever Shine Again? begins)

Voiceover: Rain is pourin' down like the heavens are hurtin'. Seems like it's been dark since the devil knows when. How do you go on, never knowin' for certain, Will the sun ever shine again? Feels like it's been years since it started to thunder. Clouds are campin' out in the valley and glen. How do you go on, When you can't help but wonder. Will the sun ever shine again? What if the rain keeps fallin'? What if the sky stays grey? What if the wind keeps squallin', And never go away? Maybe soon the storm will be tired of blowin'. Maybe soon it all will be over, amen. How do you go on, if there's no way of knowin'? Will the sun ever shine? Wish I could say. Send me a sign. One little ray. Lord, if you're list'nin, how long until then? Will the sun ever shine again?

(After the song, Brian, Stewie, and Lisa confront as they approach him being sad.)

Lisa Simpson: Butters? It's okay.

Brian Griffin: You'll figure it out.

Stewie Griffin: Come on, man.

Butters: (looking sad) No. I can't. I ruined everything. There's no chance to save Imaginationland even my birthday party now and it's all my fault. Guys? (gasps in shock when he sees Brian, Stewie, and Lisa being captured by Vulture)

Brian, Stewie, and Lisa: (muffled) Butters, look out!

(the cage appears around Butters as he is being lifted to the ship)

Butters: No no no no no! Noooooo!

Brian, Stewie, and Lisa: Butters, help us!

Butters: Briaaan!!! Steeewie!!! Liiiisa!!!

Lisa Simpson: Buuuutters!!!

Stewie Griffin: Oh, God! What are we going to do?!

Brian Griffin: We must get help!

Lisa Simpson: Great idea!

(they run for help as Vulture flies away into the ship)

(In the Evilland Castle, Vulture puts Butters while in a cage in the dark throne room.)

Butters: Where the hell am I? Why is it so dark in here? Is it part of the surprise party?

Pennywise/It's Voice: No, it isn't. (a laugh is heard)

Butters: Who said that?

(Pennywise/It appears as he is dancing in front of Butters as he is watches in horror. He jumps and does his evil laugh at Butters. King Pig and Bill Cipher arrive.)

King Pig: (Sinster laughter) Well, well, well. If it isn't the birthday boy without his friends.

Bill Cipher: Did you missed me? Admit it, (in demonic tone) you missed me!

Butters: Oh, my God! It's King Pig and Bill Cipher! And I'm in The Eviland Castle! Noooo!

King Pig: And you're just in time for a musical number.

Butters: Oh great! A song! Make it quick. Maybe we'll hear the song in the deleted scenes.

Bill Cipher: What?! I-- You know, I bet that would be a great idea.

French Narrator: Meanwhile...

(Meanwhile, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters are in a forest feeling bad about what Butters said to them.)

Bogge: Don't we always argue, Quag?

Quagmire: Yes we do, Bogge. It's because we're twins.

Lola and Lana Loud: (to Bogge and Quagmire) Us, too.

Sherri and Terri: Us, three.

All: (sigh)

Jimmy: Tim-Tim, r-r-remember we had a cripple fight? It was b-b-badass.

Timmy: Timmy.

Bebe: This whole journey was such a mistake. All we wanted was somebody to help us.

Cartman: Hey, Kyle?

Kyle: Yes, Cartman?

Cartman: Did you think we should all talk about our mistakes?

Kyle: No.

Cartman: (Sighs)

Token: Ya think, maybe it's time we talk to Butters?

(the kids and all good characters looking at each other and are agreeing)

(Token smiles and then hears Brian and Stewie's outcry)

Brian and Stewie: He's! Been! Taken!!!

Wendy: (shocked) What?!

Lisa Simpson: Butters' been taken!

Brian Griffin: The evil characters!

Stewie Griffin: They grabbed him!

Brian and Stewie: And took him on their ship!

(The kids and all good characters gasp in utter shock)

Linda Stotch: Our son!

Bart Simpson: Ay, caramba!

Muscle Man: Oh, no bro!

Lori Loud: Oh, my gosh! What are we going to do?!

Wendy: We gotta get him back!

Stan: But how? We'll never catch up!

Glenn Quagmire: And we got no way to defeat those guys!

Joe Swanson: Without any help at all!

Kyle: Yeah! What are we going to do?

Cleveland Brown: Exaclty!

(The Council Of 63 appear.)

Blaze: I've got the best idea ever!

Nick Fury: Looks like you're gonna get the help you needed and that's us!

Leni Loud: O-M-Gosh! It's the Council of 9!

Lisa Loud: 63.

Leni Loud: 63!

Luke Skywalker: Yes we are!

(Toretto's Crew appear in their cars)

Popeye: We heard that Butters is captured by The Evil Characters, So we came all the way to help you guys rescue him.

Dora: Why weren't you guys in The Big Battle?

Glinda the Good Witch: We were watching you guys on TV.

The Kids and All Good Characters: Ahh.

Tempest Shadow: Now don't get too excited. They're talking about us.

The Kids and All Good Characters: (Groans)

Squabbles: (Squacks)

Maggie Muckswell: What should we do?

Hegdish: I agree with Maggie. What should we do?

Mayor: I've got a plan! We'll take the Imagination Baloon to the Eviland Castle to battle the Evil Characters and save Butters. And then we'll celebrate his birthday!

Lori Loud: That is literally the best plan ever!

Everyone: (Agreeing)

Stan: We're coming, Butters!

Lilly Loud: Poo Poo!

Twilight Sparkle: Let's do this!

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63 and All Good Characters: All for one, And one for all! (Cheering)

Applejack, The Rich Texan, and Sandy Cheeks: Yee Haw!

Mr. Burns: Excellent.

Mayor: Come on, Everyone! To the Imagination Balloon!

(So Everyone goes on The Imagination Balloon while a intstrumental of the song Circle Of Life plays.)

Amy Rose: Wow! Are those buttons?

Mayor: Yes, Amy! These buttons are for rescues and special occasions.

Cartman: I know just the button we need!

(Cartman pushes a birthday party button.)

(The Imagination Balloon flies and confetti, streamers, balloons and a birthday banner with the words Happy Birthday, Butters appears.)

All: Wow! Amazing! Cool! Awesome! Exellent! Pretty!

Mayor: Evilland Castle, here we come!

Stan: Help is on the way, Butters!

(Meanwhile back at Evilland Castle, Butters is surrounded by the evil characters)

Butters: Please don't kill me, evil characters!

King Pig: Us? Kill you? Are you serious? Okay, everyone! Get him!

(The Evil Characters shake the cage with Butters feeling dizzy.)

The Evil Characters: (sinister laughter)

Butters: Oh, I'm gonna barf! Hey what's that?

(The Evil Characters saw a present. The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63 and All Good Characters are inside the present.)

Cartman: Hey, At least this present is big enough for all of us to fit in.

Mayor: Ready? One, two, three...

(Everyone jumps out of the present.)

Everyone: Surprise!

All Evil Characters: (Screaming)

Butters: Guys! You all made it! I'm sorry for yelling at you earlier.

Stan: It's okay, Butters. We forgive you.

Butters: Can someone get me out?

Snowball: Don't worry. I've got this!

(Snowball eats his carrot fast and turns it into a carrot key. Snowball unlocks Butters from the cage. Karen opens the cage.)

King Pig: What the? They betrayed us!

All Evil Characters: (Gasping)

Bill Cipher: (in demonic tone) They WHAT?!

Plankton: Karen, what are you doing?!

Karen: I'm doing this for your own good, Plankton!

Mayor: Welcome to the Good Side, Snowball and Karen.

Butters: Thank God, they're not on the evil side.

(Pennywise/IT appears as everyone screams)

Pennywise/IT: No, I'll take him. I'll take all of you! And I'll feast on your flesh as I feed on your fear. Or you just leave us be. I'll take him - only him. Then I will have my long rest, and you will all live to grow and thrive and lead happy lives. Until old age takes you back to the weeds.

Mayor: Well that won't happen. So now we will defeat you and the evil characters, we need a kick-butt theme song! (To Luna Loud) Hit it!

Luna Loud: Got it!

(Luna Loud grabs a radio and plays Wake Me Up Before You Go Go by Wham.)

Mayor: No!

(Luna Loud plays Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.)

Mayor: (Groans)

(Luna Loud plays We Are Number One.)

Mayor: Absolutey not!

(Luna Loud plays I Will Survive by Demi Lovato)

Mayor: Not quite!

(Luna Loud plays We Got The Beat by Rachel Platten.)

Mayor: This music is filling me with the power of imagination! Let's use it!

​Luna Loud: Okay, bro!

Luan Loud: (holding a pacakge) Hey, King Pig! Look what came in the package!

King Pig: Oh, boy! What is it? (he opens it and a boxing glove with a spring on it pops up and punches King Pig) Ow!

Luan Loud: (laughing)

Ash: Charizard, I choose you!

(Charizard come out of his Poke' Ball.

Charizard: Char!

Ash: Charizard, use Flame Thrower!

(Charizard uses Flame Thrower on Team Rocket.)

Token: Booyah!

Cyborg: Hey! That's my line!

Token: My bad.

(Pinkie Pie throws cupcakes at The Storm King.)

(Twilight Sparkle and Tempest Shadow use their magic to defeat The Storm King.)

(Stan punches a Ginger)

Stan: Woo hoo!

(Kyle kicks a Ginger in the groin)

Kyle: Road House.

Homer Simpson: Hey! That's our line!

Peter Griffin: Yeah!

Stan and Kyle: Woops.

(Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader have a light saber duel.)

(Flippy is hiding. Flaky walks over to him.)

Flaky: What's the matter, Flippy?

Flippy: My evil side.

Flaky: Your evil side?

Flippy: Yes. Whenever I would hear an explosion, a knife or anything else, I would turn evil and kill you all.

Flaky: Come on and show these Evil Characters how it's done!

(Flippy looks nervous then gets angry. He walks up to The Evil Characters.)

Flippy: Curse you, Evil Characters!

(The Flock uses a slingshot and shoot themselves on The Minion Pigs.)

(Krusty the Clown and Luan Loud are throwing pies at some Storm Troopers.)

Luan Loud: Looks like they're good at keeping occu-pied! (laughs)

(Ralph Wiggum is fighting The Woodland Critters, Peter Griffin is fighting with Ernie the Giant Chicken, Hulk is fighting with Abomination, Stewie Griffin is fighting with Bertram, Coach Krupt and Lynn Loud are throwing dodgeballs at Bowers Gang)

Lynn Loud: Dutch Oven!

Coach Krupt: BOMBARDMENT!

Butters: Now it's time to power up!

(The Kids, Council of 63 and All Good Characters use the Power of Imagination and transform to super heroes. The Kids transform to The Coon & Friends and Freedom Pals.)

All Evil Characters: (Gasping)

King Pig: What is this?

Butters: It's the power of imagination. It's inside all of us. We can even Make imanginary friends by using that power too. And that's because we got this... Together!

The Kids and All Good Characters: Care Bear stare!

(The Kids, Council of 63 and All Good Characters blast a big ball of energy on The Evil Characters and sent them blasting off.)

Dr. Eggman: I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!!!

All Evil Characters: We're blasting off again!

(A twinkle flashes from the sky.)

(The Kids, Council of 63 and All Good Characters are lying on the ground.)

Butters: (Gets up) Is everyone okay?

(Everyone gets up.)

Cartman: That was awesome!

Stan: I'm okay.

Kyle: Me too.

Mayor: We won! We Won! Woo Hoo!

Butters: We defeated the Evil Characters and we won!

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63 and All Good Characters: (Cheering)

Cartman: We freaking won? Oh yeah! We won! We Won!

Barry: We won! We freaking won!

(Craig and Tweek Tweek hug each other.)

Applejack, Rich Texan, and Sandy Cheeks: Yee Haw!

Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!

Comic Book Guy: Best battle ever!

Mordecai and Rigby: Ohhhhh!

(Smaug appears as the kids and all good characters gasp)

Smaug: This is not over! Someday, we will get our revenge! You will regret this! (he flies away with the creatures on him riding)

(Moment of silence)

Butters: So uh, What should we do now, Mr. Mayor?

Mayor: Let's celebrate your birthday back in our home!

Everyone: (Cheering)

(In Imaginationland, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63 and All Good Characters redecorate the town for Butter's birthday. Some are blowing balloons, Some are setting up the food and some are baking a cake.)

(In Butter's house, He is watching everyone redecorating.)

Linda Stotch: (Holding a plate with a slice of cake.) You want some cake?

Butters: Thanks, Mom. (Eating the cake) Mmm. This cake is delicious!

Linda Stotch: I made it just for you, sweetie.

Stephen Stotch: What's with all the decorating outside?

Butters: They're getting ready for my party.

Linda Stotch: They got this together, sweetie.

(Back outside, the song We Got This Together begins.)

Applejack: It's time to show 'em what you've got

Rarity: It's time to go and get things done

Fluttershy: But you don't have to do it on your own

Pinkie Pie: 'Cause you've got friends right here to make it fun

Mane Five: We got this, you got this We got this together

Twilight Sparkle: Huh?

Spike: Whoa!

Rainbow Dash: Sometimes the pressure gets you down And the clouds are dark and grey Just kick them off and let the sun shine through And scary as it seems, more help is on the way 'Cause friends have friends that wanna help out, too

Rainbow Dash and The Kids: We got this, you got this We got this together

The Kids and All Good Characters: It's the Festival of Imagination And we can get it done A festival that they won't forget A party to be proud of A day of games and fun Just you wait and see A magic day in perfect harmony

Fluttershy: You got this

Big Bird: (whistles melody)

Fluttershy and bird whistle: We got this together

Applejack: With friends and family, you are never alone If you need help, we've got your back You can be honest, let your problems be known

Applejack and The Loud Family: 'Cause you got us to pick up the slack We got this

Hulk: Eeyup!

The Loud Family: We got this together

Rarity: Pay attention to the details Every gem even-spaced Make the colors perfect

Spike: Takin' one or two to taste

Rarity: Inside and out, beautiful throughout Generosity is what we're all about

Spike: [mouthful] You got this

Rarity: You got this

Rarity and Spike: We got this together

Twilight Sparkle: Today needs to be perfect, it all comes down to me I don't know if I'm ready For all the things they need me to be I am the Princess of Friendship But that is more than just a crown It's a promise to bring people together And never let anybody down

Pinkie Pie: We've got an awful lot to bake Each person needs a piece of cake Oh, wait! There's something better we can do We're gonna need some more supplies To make a really big surprise She'll be so shocked—she's sure to love it, too! You got this! We got this together!

The Kids and All Good Characters: It's the Festival of Imagination Together we are one A day we will never forget And now everything is ready So when the day is done

Rainbow Dash: The weather

Applejack: The banquet

Rarity: The style

Fluttershy: And music

The Kids and All Good Characters: All will be in perfect harmony!

(after the song)

Mayor: The cake is ready!

(Pinkie Pie's party cannon shoots out confetti and cake.)

The Kids and All Good Characters: (Screaming)

(The cake comes down one by one covering everyone inside the cake. They then pop out of the cake.)

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie!

All: (Laughing)

Cartman: (Licks cake) Mmm... Cake.

Homer Simpson: Hey! That's my line!

Luan Loud: Whoa! That sure was a piece of cake. (laughs) Get it?

Butters: (Off-screen) What's all that noise?

Mayor: It's Butters! He's coming!

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, The Council of 63 and All Good Characters run to Castle Sunshine and went to their hiding spots.)

Mayor: Quick, Everybody! Hide!

(Everyone hides. The lights went off.)

Muscle Man: (undresses himself in the darkness) Whoooooo! He is gonna be so surprised when he comes and sees us totally naked!

Benson: It's not that kind of party, Muscle Man.

Muscle Man: Ohhhh! Don't turn on the lights!

(Butters enters the dark room holding a flashlight.)

Butters: Gee, it's so dark in here. Hello? Guys? Everyone? I guess I'll just celebrate on my own.

(Butters turns on the lights and everyone jumps out of their hiding spots.)

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63 and All Good Characters: Surprise!!!!!!

Butters: (Screaming) Woah! You surprised me.

Mayor: We told you it would be the best party ever! We made the cake, Blew up the balloons, And we have streamers too.

(Lola is playing with the streamers.)

Cartman: What's a party without your friends?

Pinkie Pie: Hey! That reminds me. Let's get this party started!

(And then the song Happy Happy Birthday begins.)

Mayor: You know what to sing when it's someone's birthday don't you? We sing...

All Good Characters: The Imaginationland Birthday Song!

Mayor: (To the audience) Do you know the words to this song? If you don't then it goes like this. Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday, Birthday

All Good Characters: Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy birthday, Birthday.

Mayor: (To the audience) Good job, everyone. Now come on kids, Sing with us! Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy birthday, Birthday.

Bogge and Quagmire: Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday, Birthday.

Wendy: Happy, Happy birthday.

Squabbles: (Squacking noises)

Lindsay: Happy Birthday to you.

Butters: To me?

The Kids and All Good Characters: To You!

Mayor: Everybody!

Everyone: Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday, Birthday. Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday, Birthday. Happy, Happy Birthday. Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday, Happy, Happy Birthday, Happy, happy birthday to you. (Cheering)

Mayor: Happy birthday, Butters!

(After the song)

Butters: Thanks, everybody.

Mayor: Here are your presents.

Butters: Oh, my God! Look at all these presents!

(Butters opens all the birthday presents. One has a water squirter, Another one has a Terrence and Phillp Complete Series DVD. Another has a Itchy and Scratchy DVD from Bart and Lisa. And another has a basketball from Lynn Loud.)

Butters: I love these toys!

Mayor: That's why everyone brought these for you. Alright! Time for cake!

(Everyone gathers around the birthday cake.)

Mayor: Make a wish, Butters.

Butters: I wish that everyone on earth and Imaginationland celebrate my birthday. (Blows out candle)

The Kids and All Good Characters: (Cheering)

Butters: This was the best birthday ever.

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63 and All Good Characters hug Butters.)

Mayor: And remember, Whenever you imagine to be real, It's real.

Butters: Hey! Let's sing it again! 1! 2! a 1! 2! 3! 4!

Everyone: (Singing) Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy birthday, Birthday. Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday, Birthday. Happy, Happy Birthday

(Outside Castle Sunshine, the sun sets and becomes nighttime.)

(Everyone heads outside at the stage.)

Lincoln Loud: (Speaking over the microphone) Ladies and gentlemen! Give it up for my older sister, Luna Loud!

(Everyone cheers for Luna)

Luna Loud: Hey, everybody! Are you ready to rock?!

Everyone: Yeah!

Luna Loud: I said are you ready to ROCK?!

Everyone: YEAH!

Luna Loud: Well, we got a surprise for Butters after WE ROCK OUT! ( To The Electric Mayhem) Take it away, guys! 1! 2! a 1! 2! 3! 4!

(And then the song Pillars of Serpents '17 begins.)

Luna Loud: Here we go, everybody! (starts singing) "I'm alive!" "I'm alive!" Final words of a god left drowning Burned alive Burned alive Scorch the angels out from the skies (Everyone starts headbanging, dancing, and celebrating) Building up the walls to surround us in From a world built on sin Building up the strength for the release From a world corrupted To be unseen With the eyes For it's the ground that we lie on Open wide Open mind Nail your mouths shut it's this world Building up the walls to surround us in From a world built on sin Building up the strength for the release From a world corrupted Wasting lives away Consume to filling Only waking For the feeding Give me spark to light the world Up in flames reignite A changing to better times End this now Pillars Serpents Make it over Give me spark to light the world Up in flames reignite A changing to better times End this now So no more are these dreams of angels Washed away with the tears Pillars Serpents MAKE IT OVER!!!!!! YEAH!

(After the song, everyone cheers for Luna)

Luna Loud: Thank you, everyone! (she gets off the stage)

Spike: Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a little... Songbird Serenade!

(Everyone cheers for Songbird)

Songbird Serenade: And now, to celebrate the fact that we're all still here in one piece, give it up for the birthday boy, Butters and his friends!

(Everyone cheers for the kids.)

Linda Stotch: I'm so proud of you, sweetie.

Joe Swanson: All right! Way to go, guys!

(Bender and Photo Finish take pictures of Songbird Serenade and the kids.)

Hulk and Bulk Biceps: YEAH!!!!!

Muscle Man: (spins his shirt) Whoo!

Phillip J. Fry: We love you, Songbird!

(Prehistoric animals and mythologic creatures roaring)

(Songbird Serenade then performs her hit song Rainbow.)

Songbird Serenade: I know you, you're a special one Some see crazy where I see love You fall so low but shoot so high Big dreamers shoot for open sky So much life in those open eyes So much depth, you look for the light But when your wounds open, you will cry You'll cry out now and you'll question why I can see a rainbow In your tears as they fall on down I can see your soul grow Through the pain as they hit the ground I can see a rainbow In your tears as the sun comes out As the sun comes out I am here and I see your pain Through the storms, through the clouds, the rain I'm telling you you can not escape You can do it, just feel, baby I can see a rainbow In your tears as they fall on down I can see your soul grow Through the pain as they hit the ground I can see a rainbow In your tears as the sun comes out As the sun comes out Here comes the sun smiling down Here comes the sun smiling down Here comes the sun smiling down Smiling down I can see a rainbow In your tears as they fall on down I can see your soul grow Through the pain as they hit the ground I can see a rainbow In your tears as the sun comes out As the sun comes out I can see a rainbow (Here comes the sun) In your tears as they fall on down I can see your soul grow (Here comes the sun) Through the pain as they hit the ground I can see a rainbow (Here comes the sun) In your tears as the sun comes out As the sun comes out

(after the song, everyone cheers for Songbird Serenade.)

(The Mayor looks at Butters who is sad.)

Mayor: What's the matter, Butters?

Butters: I don't wanna leave Imaginationland, Mr. Mayor.

Mayor: Well I think you and your friends don't wanna leave either. But here's the good news. (Whispers into Butters's ear.) You're staying in Imaginationland with us.

The Kids: (Cheering)

(The Mayor comes on stage and whispers into Songbird Serenade's ear.)

Songbird Serenade: What's that? Oh! Ladies and gentlemen, Butters and his friends are staying with us now!

All Good Characters: (Cheering)

Cartman: Oh yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Mayor: I got just the thing! (he takes South Park in which it disappears and reappears in Imaginationland, making it South Park/Imaginationland where the other characters from South Park appear)

Leni Loud: O-M-Gosh! There's more people coming!

Jimbo Kern: Where are we? And who the hell are you guys?

Mayor: Us? We're the Good Characters!

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63 and All Good Characters: Welcome to Imaginationland!

The Kids: (cheering)

(Wendy kisses Stan, then he blushes and looks at her)

Wendy: You're too kind, Stan.

Stan: Really?

Wendy: Yes.

(they kiss over the fireworks)

(Heidi kisses Kyle as he blushes)

(The camera zooms up to the nighttime sky. Fireworks blast off into the sky and Luna the Moon looks at the audience and winks.)

(The Imaginationland 2 Logo appears ending the movie.)

(The end credits begin to roll as the songs Heroes, Flashlight, Joy to the World, and Off To See the World begin.)

(Heroes. During the song, everyone is still celebrating Butters' birthday. They are all dancing, eating cake, doing a fashion show, hitting a piñata, having a puppet show, Luan and Lincoln volunteering at The Krusty the Clown Show with Krusty and Sideshow Mel, Luna, Otto, and Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem performing a band, doing a karaoke, Luan, Krusty, and Sideshow Mel having a birthday show for Butters, doing a magic show, The Flash, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Fastpass having a race, and other activities.)

Voiceover: I, I will be king And you, you will be queen Though nothing will drive them away We can beat them, just for one day We can be Heroes, just for one day And you, you can be mean And I, I'll drink all the time 'Cause we're lovers, and that is a fact Yes we're lovers, and that is that Though nothing will keep us together We could steal time, just for one day We can be Heroes, for ever and ever What d'you say? I, I wish you could swim Like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim Though nothing, nothing will keep us together We can beat them, for ever and ever Oh we can be Heroes, just for one day I, I will be king And you, you will be queen Though nothing will drive them away We can be Heroes, just for one day We can be us, just for one day I, I can remember (I remember) Standing by the wall (by the wall) And the guns shot above our heads (over our heads) And we kissed, as though nothing could fall (nothing could fall) And the shame was on the other side Oh we can beat them, for ever and ever Then we could be Heroes, just for one day We can be Heroes We can be Heroes We can be Heroes Just for one day We can be Heroes We're nothing, and nothing will help us Maybe we're lying, then you better not stay But we could be safer, just for one day Oh-oh-oh-ohh, oh-oh-oh-ohh Just for one day

(Flashlight)

Voiceover: Now, I lay me down to sleep Ooh, I just can't find a beat Flashlight (ohh, I will never dance!) Flashlight (x3) Ha da da dee da hada hada da da Oh, it's no use! Flashlight Red light Neon light Ooh, stop light Now I lay me down to sleep I guess I'll go count the sheep Oh, but I will never dance (oh, don't make me do it) (Dance, sucker! Ooh ha ha!) (oww! Get him!) Most of all he needs the funk (shine it) Help him find the funk (ha, funk it!) Most of all he needs the funk Help him find the funk (get him) Most of all he needs the funk (I know we can get him) Help him find the funk (ho!) Most of all he needs the funk (ha, don't!) Help him find the funk (I know you will! Dance, sucker!) Most of all he needs the funk (Shine the spotlight on him!) Help him find the funk (Oh funk me!) Ha da da dee da hada hada da da (Dance, Nose! You know you on my funk Street?) Oh, funk me! Ha da da dee da hada hada da da (get on down, Nose! I like it! Dance, Then!) Flashlight Flashlight (oh ho ho!) Spot light Neon light (neon light) Street light (street light) Oh ho, ha ha! Everybody's got a little light under the sun Shinin' on the funk (x2) Most of all he need the funk Help him find the funk Most of all he need the funk (Ha da da dee da hada hada da da) Help him find the funk (x3) Ha da da dee da hada hada da da Oh Flashlight (flashlight, flashlight) (x2) Flashlight (oh, flashlight) (x2) Spot light (spot light) Neon light (ooooh, neon light) Flashlight (ooh, flashlight ho!) Stop light (stop light) Now I lay me down to sleep I guess I'll go count the sheep Ha da da dee da hada hada da da (oh) Shake your funk (Ha da da dee da hada hada da da) Shake your funk (Ha da da dee da hada hada da da) Shake your rump (Ha da da dee da hada hada da da) (ho!) I think I found the funk Flashlight (flashlight) Day light (day light) Spot light (spot light) Red light (ohhh, hooo, red light!) Everybody's got a little light under the sun Ha da da dee da hada hada da da (x7) Everybody's got a little light under the sun Under the sun (x9)

(Joy to the World)

Voiceover: Jeremiah was a bull frog Was a good friend of mine I never understood a single word he said But I helped him drink his wine And he always had some mighty fine wine Singin' Joy to the world All the boys and girls, now Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me If I were the king of the world Tell you what I'd do I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wars Make sweet love to you Singin' now Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me You know I love the ladies Love to have my fun I'm a high night flier and a rainbow rider A straight-shootin' son of a gun I said a straight shootin' son of a gun Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the world Joy to you and me Joy to the world All the boys and girls, now Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me

(Off To See the World)

Voiceover: So, we wanna stay But can't find peace while sittin' still I guess we never will We're on the way We won't hurry back again The journey is the end (oh) I love this very moment We're speedin' up, not slowin' We might know we can't win But we're dumb enough to try We're going, there's no maybe That's why they call us crazy And we'll say if anybody asks us "Hey (hey!), where you gonna go?" [clap clap] We're off to see the world We don't need to know (oh) "Hey (hey!), where you gonna go?" [clap clap] We're off to see the world We don't need to know We never need to know Seekin' boundaries to break Let's forget the ones we've made So we carry on Don't let good things pass us by The time we're gone will be the best time of our life I love this very moment We're speedin' up, not slowin' We might know we can't win But we're dumb enough to try We're going, there's no maybe That's why they call us crazy And we'll say if anybody asks us "Hey (hey!), where you gonna go?" [clap clap] We're off to see the world We don't need to know (oh) "Hey (hey!), where you gonna go?" [clap clap] We're off to see the world We don't need to know So go tell 'em we won't stop We know they can't change us We're gonna go way off the map To get ourselves back on the track Go tell 'em we won't stop We know they can't change us No need to worry so much We do whatever we want (oh) "Hey (hey!), where you gonna go?" [clap clap] We're off to see the world We don't need to know (oh) "Hey (hey!), where you gonna go?" [clap clap] We're off to see the world We don't need to know (oh) Ohhhh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Ohhhh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Ohhhh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Ohhhh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

(In the after-credits scene, King Pig is sitting in the middle of the sea with the evil characters)

King Pig: When I get my hands on you, I will get my revenge! (sinister laughter) Oh, wait. I don't have any hands.

Grum: (singing) I like crackers and snacks! Crackers and snacks! Crackers and--

All Evil Characters: Will you SHUT UP?!!

Bill Cipher: Yeah, Grum! (in a low, demonic tone) '''YOU BETTER SHUT UP OR WE WILL MAKE YOU SHUT UP! '''(in normal voice) Man, I'm real sick of this song.

King Pig: Me, too.

(The Summertime Song appears)

King Pig: Oh, no! That song!

Bill Cipher: (in a low, demonic tone) SHUT UP!!

(The Summertime Song stops)

King Pig: Thank you.

(End of Imaginationland 2)