List of Sajoedri, USA episodes

These are episodes of Sajoedri, USA.

Season 1 (2017)

 * 1) Bear Attack - 04/28/2017 (05/23/2018 on USA) - Mohamed, Said, and Samari were getting tired of D'Jon picking on them and wished there was a way to get rid of him. However, things get worse when a demon bear bites D'Jon, giving him the ability to turn into a grizzly bear, as he tries to kill and eat Mohamed, Said, and Samari.
 * 2) Bewb and Cheeky - 04/28/2017 (05/30/2018 on USA) - TBD
 * 3) Be Trey - 04/28/2017 (06/06/2018 on USA) - Said comes across a teenage drug dealer named Trey as he starts making Said take meth, in which Said ends up becomes addicted to.
 * 4) Said Gets Busted - 04/28/2017 (06/13/2018 on USA) - Said gets busted for drawing private parts in the bathroom stalls while playing Truth or Dare with the other classmates and gets sent to detention.
 * 5) The Male Hippo Gang - 04/28/2017 (06/20/2018 on USA) - Mohamed, Said, and Samari were at the zoo, when suddenly, Said got kidnapped by a group of male hippos. Meanwhile, Samari accidentally falls into a tiger cage.
 * 6) Crazy Gal - 04/28/2017 (06/27/2018 on USA) - Mohamed, Said, and Samari must deal with a mentally ill teenage girl who wants all three of them dead.
 * 7) Ali vs. Beach - 04/28/2017 (07/04/2018 on USA) - Mohamed meets a popular gamer girl that everyone likes except Mohamed himself, and wants to beat her in a gaming competition.
 * 8) The New Student is a Succubus! - 04/28/2017 (07/11/2018 on USA) - An attractive new student has entered the classroom, leaving all of the boys and lesbians, including Mohamed, Said, and Samari, attracted, but things get awry when they discover that she is actually a succubus.
 * 9) When Dreams Collide - 07/28/2017 (07/18/2018 on USA) - Daniel uses Mohamed, Said, and Samari for an experiment, where their dreams, which all of them are kings, combine together. This soon ends up causing a war in their combined dream.
 * 10) Dodo-Masked Robber - 07/28/2017 (07/25/2018 on USA) - A robber with a dodo mask has been robbing stuff, as Mohamed decides to go after him when he steals something that is supposed to be a gift for Cooper.
 * 11) Pain in the Ass - 07/28/2017 (08/01/2018 on USA) - Mohamed had to babysit a little girl for money to go see a new movie, but is annoyed because of how the little girl treats Mohamed. Soon, Mohamed figures out a way he could deal with this.
 * 12) Baby, Baby, No! - 07/28/2017 (08/08/2018 on USA) - Justin Bieber arrives to the school seemly just to do a concert due to apparently all of the females still liking him. Unfortunately, things go upside down when Justin holds the entire auditorium hostage and demands to be given a lover.
 * 13) Trapped in the Room - 07/28/2017 (08/15/2018 on USA) - Mohamed was chilling at his apartment when he unexpectedly gets kidnapped to star in Tommy Wiseau's newest film, The Room 2.
 * 14) The Hugger - 07/28/2017 (08/22/2018 on USA) - A pink figure has entered Mohamed's home and started hugging him, not letting go as Mohamed tries to do something about it.
 * 15) You Motherfucker - 07/28/2017 (08/29/2018 on USA) - Said tries to get his copy of Snake Shark 4 signed by the star Samuel L. Jackson, as he learns that he runs a white slavery ring.
 * 16) Noemily - 07/28/2017 (09/05/2018 on USA) - After Samari stole a fusion gun for his science project, he accidentally fuses two mentally challenged teens into one hideous monster.

Season 2 (2018)

 * 1) Deep Fried Cereal - 05/25/2018 (05/22/2019 on USA) - When Mohamed, Said, and Samari find out that the last Deep Fried Cereal box is available, they start fighting over who gets to have the last box.
 * 2) Oh, Man! An Omen! - 05/25/2018 (05/29/2019 on USA) - Mohamed, Said, and Samari discover that one of the students in Sajoedri High School is an antichrist and is claimed to be an omen.
 * 3) Female Assassin - 05/25/2018 (06/05/2019 on USA) - A female assassin was recently stalking Caroline, finding the good time to shoot her. When Said ends up noticing the assassin, he goes on a secret mission to save Caroline.
 * 4) Yous Betters Shuts thes Fucks Ups! - 05/25/2018 (06/12/2019 on USA) - A curse has been held on Samari, where he ends up saying "s" after every word he says.
 * 5) Come On, Said! Let's Be Cool! - 05/25/2018 (06/19/2019 on USA) - TBD
 * 6) Humiliated - 05/25/2018 (06/26/2019 on USA) - A teenage girl named Destiny Polk does something humiliating to Mohamed, Said and Samari. Now, the trio has to come up with something to get revenge on her.
 * 7) Brooklyn: Dog Savior - 05/25/2018 (07/03/2019 on USA) - TBD
 * 8) Poison - 05/25/2018 (07/10/2019 on USA) - When Mohamed, Said, and Samari recently heard the news about a creature roaming around, eating people's private parts off, the three proceed to get to their hiding spot, only for one of them to make a big mistake.
 * 9) Mohamed, Said, Samari, and the Robo - 08/31/2018 (07/17/2019 on USA) - Mohamed, Said, and Samari find a student who has been acting weird lately, but soon, they end up finding out that he is actually a robot disguised as a human who wants to abduct all of the Sajoedri High School students.
 * 10) Tiny Fairy - 08/31/2018 (07/24/2019 on USA) - TBD
 * 11) Welcome to Elementary, Samari! - 08/31/2018 (07/31/2019 on USA) - When Samari gets suspended for school for a week, Samari is forced to go to elementary school where he meets a badass little kid.
 * 12) New Yorkie City - 08/31/2018 (08/07/2019 on USA) - TBD
 * 13) The Square Roots - 08/31/2018 (08/14/2019 on USA) - When Mohamed, Said, Samari, Andre, and Kevin all forgot to study for the Damn Math Test, they end up to be kidnapped by the Square Root Security. (More coming soon...)
 * 14) Come On! Let's Go to that Club! - 08/31/2018 (08/21/2019 on USA) - TBD
 * 15) Pressure Boy and Temp-Temp - 08/31/2018 (08/28/2019 on USA) - When two tweens dressed up as superheroes destroy the town when they think they're saving the day, Mohamed, Said, and Samari have no choice but to stop them when those two started destroying their apartments.
 * 16) Diesel in the School - 08/31/2018 (09/04/2019 on USA) - Diesel has sneaked into the school, much to Mohamed, Said, and Samari's confusion. However, when D'Jon discovers, he attempts to break into the school and maul Diesel.

Season 3 (2019)

 * 1) Billy Cosby Clubhouse - 06/28/2019 (02/29/2020 on USA) - Said gets drugged and captured by Bill Cosby as Mohammed and Samari must save him.
 * 2) Inter-Stella - 06/28/2019 (03/02/2020 on USA) - TBD
 * 3) The Ghost of Gracey - 06/28/2019 (03/03/2020 on USA) - After Mohamed, Samari, Daniel, Jonathan and Diesel head into a graveyard to find Said (who sneaked into it), they come across a strange ghost girl named Gracey who wanders around the graveyard.
 * 4) Darren the School Bus Pirate - 06/28/2019 (03/04/2020 on USA) - After a huge fight between Meiya and Mario, this ends up giving a random student who claims himself to be a school bus pirate attention as he ends up taking over the school bus they were riding on.
 * 5) Ketonyo and the Dark Street Corner - 06/28/2019 (03/05/2020 on USA) - Mohamed, Said, and Samari were hanging out downtown with Ketonyo, but they notice something wrong with him when he seems to act traumatized when they were about to go to a street corner, but soon learn the shocking truth about why Ketonyo is feeling that way about it.
 * 6) Master Bait - 06/28/2019 (03/06/2020 on USA) - Mohammed, Said and Samari go fishing as they try to collect the mythic Master Bait.
 * 7) Kevin's Secret - 06/28/2019 (03/09/2020 on USA) - Mohamed, Said, and Samari notice that Kevin has been acting weird lately. Believing that Kevin is hiding something, they decide to investigate about his behavior.
 * 8) Accused for What!? - 06/28/2019 (03/10/2020 on USA) - When a teenage girl named Dylashia hears that if she sues someone, she would have a lot of money, she decides to falsely accuse Mohamed, Said, and Samari for ganging up on her and sexually harassing her.
 * 9) This Ain't My Diesel! - 09/27/2019 (03/11/2020 on USA) - Diesel, wanting a break from everyone, decides to leave the apartment. Unbeknownst to him, a female playful and idiotic yorkie entered the apartment and annoys the heck out of everyone.
 * 10) Jacob and a Triceratops - 09/27/2019 (03/12/2020 on USA) - Jacob discovers a triceratops who escaped from a random, drunk old time traveler and befriends it, but things go crazy when D'Jon comes and wants to kill and eat both him and the triceratops.
 * 11) Tardy Sweep - 09/27/2019 (03/13/2020 on USA) - The principal of Sajoedri High School has recently used a robotic broom that is supposed to sweep up students during a tardy sweep, which terrifies the students.
 * 12) Craig the Shitty Boy - 09/27/2019 (03/16/2020 on USA) - A teenager inspired by Pressure Boy and Temp-Temp dresses up as some superhero and throws stink bombs around the city, so Mohamed, Said, and Samari have to do something about it.
 * 13) Justin Time - 09/27/2019 (03/17/2020 on USA) - TBD
 * 14) Ghetto Mosquito - 09/27/2019 (03/18/2020 on USA) - Mohamed, Said, and Samari become extremely annoyed when a ghetto-accented mosquito starts roasting and biting them, as well as following them around, so they must find a way to get it to stop.
 * 15) The Great Game - 09/27/2019 (03/19/2020 on USA) - Two guys challenge Mohamed to a fighting competition at the football field at night, forcing him to train to make sure he wins against them.
 * 16) Scariest Day Ever - 09/27/2019 (03/20/2020 on USA) - After the events of The Great Game, Drew and Al decided to come up with the ultimate plan to get revenge on Mohamed: Destroy the whole school. (NOTE: Fans consider this the saddest episode throughout the series)

Season 4 (2020)
NOTE: starting with this season, new episodes started to air first on USA.
 * 1) The Animal Girl - 03/23/2020 - Taking place after the events of Scariest Day Ever, everyone is trying to find new things to do in life. Then, while D'Jon was wandering off, he meets a teenage girl who is revealed to have the ability to turn into an animal just like him, and joins him for a nee scheme he's planning.
 * 2) The Sajoedri Creeper - 03/24/2020 - Samari hears rumors of a serial killer named the Sajoedri Creeper and is dared by some friends to find the Creeper.
 * 3) Pickle Chicken Nugget Sub - 03/25/2020 - Said, feeling bad for himself for not having enough money to buy the newest chicken sandwich at Sup-Way like Mohamed and Samari, creates his own sandwiches and sells them. Soon, they unexpectedly become popular, causing Said to become greedy.
 * 4) Cooper's Back? - 03/26/2020 - Mohamed has heard rumors that Cooper may actually be still alive despite being shot by Drew and Ali, so he, along with the other Sajoedri High students, sneak out at night to find her.
 * 5) Sibling Rivalry - 03/27/2020 - After a huge fight between Meiya and Mario, they end up being hand-cuffed to each other by their parents for the whole day as a punishment, which makes them embarrassed. (NOTE: This is the first episode where Mohamed, Said, and Samari don't appear)
 * 6) We Meet Again, Kid - 04/04/2020 - TBD
 * 7) What's Up, Violet? - 04/05/2020 - Jon meets a girl named Violet, who is revealed to be Peach's owner.
 * 8) Forest Planton, Nature Detective - 04/11/2020 - TBD
 * 9) Bitch-Woman - 04/12/2020 - Mohamed, Said, and Samari find a hero who only comes out at night named Bitch-Woman. (More coming soon...)
 * 10) Nihilist Juice - 04/18/2020 - TBD
 * 11) A Bunch of Random Students and the Golden Nut - 04/19/2020 - Kevin, Keshaun, Micah, Layla, Aaron, and Jacob all find a strange golden nut and decide to play with it, only to discover that it has a lot of power.
 * 12) Diesel the Social Media Celebrity - 04/25/2020 - Diesel starts publishing random videos on WeTube and becomes famous. However, when a famous WeTuber finds out that Diesel is getting more subscribers than him, it turns into a competition.
 * 13) Said and the Vampire - 04/26/2020 - Said encounters a vampire who ends up kidnapping Caroline to suck her blood, so he must beat the shit out of him before he could do so.
 * 14) Cruise Crews - 05/02/2020 - TBD
 * 15) Sajoedri's Most Eligible Bachelor - 05/03/2020 - TBD
 * 16) Cereal Genie - 06/06/2020 - Said was having a bowl of cereal when he finds a lamp inside the box and rubs it to find a genie living inside, who grants a certain amount of wishes depending on how many pieces a person ate.
 * 17) Release the Crackin'! - 06/07/2020 - a gas-like monster made out of crack smoke breaks out of a laboratory and terrorizes Sajoedri.
 * 18) ShadApp - 06/13/2020 - Mohamed, Said, Samari, and all of the other Sajoedri teens find an app called ShadApp and use it as a new way to socialize, only to soon discover that it's actually an illegally made app created to lure random strangers into their homes.
 * 19) The Road Strip - 06/14/2020 - Mohamed, Said, and Samari were on a road trip when they suddenly get surrounded by hookers who needed some boys to be in the strip club with as they take the three boys inside. Meanwhile, Diesel, pissed about being left out, attempts to find them so he can go when he encounters a puppy named Neo as they get into their own crazy adventures.
 * 20) Trapped in a House - 06/20/2020 - Mohamed, Said, Samari, Diesel, and other Sajoedri teens find a large house and sneak inside to get something that was accidentally thrown in there, only to fall for a trap, and now they have to escape.
 * 21) Service Dog - 06/21/2020 - Diesel decides to work for community service since Jon and the others are doing so, only for things to happen that causes Diesel to regret his decision.
 * 22) Mohamed, Said, Samari and Diesel: Dimension Travellers - 06/27/2020 - Mohamed, Said, Samari and Diesel find an abandoned invention as one of them decides to mess with it, which ends up leading them to various dimensions and get themselves into situations.
 * 23) Diesel the Big Rainbow Dog - 06/28/2020 - Diesel sneaks into a secret laboratory to find gadgets for Daniel's invention, only to get himself into an accident that turns him into a giant rainbow dog, and now people are going after him.
 * 24) The Beard - 07/04/2020 - Mohamed, Said, and Samari have discovered that they all have beards for some reason, but they soon learn that the beards are actually hairy creatures living on them like parasites.
 * 25) Extra Broadcast - 07/05/2020 - TBD
 * 26) Diesel: Mind Controller - 07/11/2020 - Diesel finds a watch and decides to hypnotize random people and make them do random things just for fun.
 * 27) Furious Frierson - 07/12/2020 - Tired of losing easily, Samari wanted to do something that'll hopefully make him stronger, as he suddenly finds an odd glowing ball that ends up getting inside him and turning him extremely powerful.
 * 28) Fire Palm - 07/18/2020 - TBD
 * 29) Crank That Cranky Boy - 07/19/2020 - TBD
 * 30) Infested by Roaches - 07/25/2020 - A bunch of roaches have infested the entire city of Sajoedri, forcing Mohamed, Said, Samari, and the others to find a way to exterminate them.
 * 31) Talking Shit - 07/26/2020 - TBD
 * 32) A Deal With Satan - 08/08/2020 - D'Jon is forced to make a deal with Satan after failing to kill Mohamed, Said, and Samari, in which D'Jon would become even stronger and scarier, but would have to go through some challenges in order to achieve his wish.

Season 5 (2020-2021)

 * 1) Party Pooper - 08/09/2020 - TBD
 * 2) Said and the Cyborg - 09/05/2020 - TBD
 * 3) I Have No Words - 09/06/2020 - TBD
 * 4) Secrets of a Company - 10/04/2020 - TBD
 * 5) Terror of Alexa - 10/11/2020 - TBD
 * 6) The Dancing Butthole - 10/18/2020 - TBD
 * 7) Locked In - 10/25/2020 - Mohamed, Said, Samari, Diesel, and some other Sajoedri teens were on a vacation to Florida, but soon discover a lighthouse and go in it out of curiosity, only for the things to go crazy when the lighthouse is revealed to be haunted as they end up getting locked inside.
 * 8) Am I Being Watched? - 10/31/2020 - After hanging out on a Halloween party, Mohamed, Said, and Samari have been heading back home when all three of them have been seeing a creepy girl that has been stalking them, as they all end up staying up overnight to see if she's gonna keep stalking them and even try to see who she even is and what she wants from them.
 * 9) The Cancel Culture - 11/08/2020 - People start protesting against a cartoon where some ethnic characters are voiced by white people as they call it racially insensitive and threaten to cancel its creator and boycott the show if the cast members aren't changed. Mohamed, Said and Samari try to explain them those claims are ridiculous since it's a fictional work, just to be regarded by them as not real black people and Trump supporters, becoming pariahs to most of the city.
 * 10) Bikin' Hard - 11/15/2020 - Mohamed, Said, and Samari get jumped on by a biker gang and want revenge by working out and eventually making their own biker gang, but they struggle doing so.
 * 11) Going to Jupiter to Get More Stupider - 11/22/2020 - TBD
 * 12) Organism Crossin': Doomsday - 11/25/2020 - TBD
 * 13) Sneaking into the Game - 12/06/2020 - TBD
 * 14) Child Deformed Samurai Pugs - 12/13/2020 - TBD
 * 15) Plane Stupidity - 01/03/2021 - TBD
 * 16) Alien and Robot Dawgs - 01/10/2021 - Mohamed, Said, and Samari encounter a group of alien and robot dogs that has been causing havoc around Sajoedri as they, along with Cooper, Caroline, Gracey, and Mohraeil, end up getting kidnapped. Meanwhile, Diesel, with help from Neo, break into the spaceship the alien and robot dogs came from in order to find the mastermind behind this and kill him or her off.
 * 17) Steroid Samari - 01/17/2021 - TBD
 * 18) King of the Tigers - 01/24/2021 - TBD
 * 19) Yorkie Cult - 01/31/2021 - TBD
 * 20) Samari vs. FicFuc - 02/14/2021 - TBD
 * 21) Ghetto Man - 02/21/2021 - TBD
 * 22) Obama++ - 02/28/2021 - Mohamed, Said, and Samari discover a new streaming app called Obama++ that has been extremely popular lately, but they become shocked when they find out that Barack Obama was its creator and not only just someone the app was named after.
 * 23) Wrecked - 03/07/2021 - TBD
 * 24) El Tormento - 03/14/2021 - TBD
 * 25) We're Going on a Witch Hunt! - 03/21/2021 - TBD
 * 26) Mother of All Bears - 04/18/2021 - D'Jon finds a huge bear-like monster who calls herself the Mother of All Bears and leads an army of other aggressive bears, as D'Jon joins them while they head out to find Mohamed, Said, and Samari so D'Jon can devour them once and for all.
 * 27) Mohamed vs the Angry Customers - 04/25/2021 - TBD
 * 28) You Think You're So Slick? - 05/02/2021 - TBD
 * 29) Gimme Some Toothpaste! - 05/09/2021 - TBD
 * 30) Dangers and Demons - 05/16/2021 - Mohamed, Said, and Samari get sucked into a role-playing game called Dangers and Demons as they have to finish the campaign before they can escape.
 * 31) Said vs. Josh Weiner - 05/23/2021 - TBD
 * 32) Shawneese - 05/30/2021 - TBD

Season 6 (2021-2022)

 * 1) Quiet! - 06/05/2021 - TBD
 * 2) Ay! It's a Wolf! - 06/06/2021 - A wolf has roaming around Sajoedri and randomly attacking people as Mohamed, Said, Samari, and the others must find a way to get it to leave, yet their attempts tend to fail.
 * 3) Me and the Chimpanzee - 06/12/2021 - TBD
 * 4) A Money Tree - 06/13/2021 - Samari finds a tree that can grow money, and soon forms a massive capitalist empire revolved on that one tree.
 * 5) Diesel vs. Vin Diesel - 06/19/2021 - Vin Diesel arrives to kill Diesel due to believing he stole his name.
 * 6) Dr. Wade Supremee - 06/20/2021 - TBD
 * 7) Hell's Very Own Kitchen - 06/26/2021 - TBD
 * 8) Be My Friend - 06/27/2021 - Said befriends a creepy little girl who he sees as a normal, carefree one at first, but soon starts to notice her creepy tendencies when her yearning for friendship gets crazier.
 * 9) Windows - 07/04/2021 - TBD
 * 10) Just Some Robot Boobies - 07/05/2021 - TBD
 * 11) Yellow Water - 07/06/2021 - TBD
 * 12) Where's My Money?! - 07/07/2021 - TBD
 * 13) Society of Evil Maniacal Envious Nobodies - 07/08/2021 - TBD
 * 14) The Skateboard - 07/09/2021 - TBD
 * 15) Diesel Fuel - 07/10/2021 - TBD
 * 16) Camp Sleez - 07/18/2021 - TBD
 * 17) Me, Myself and a Random Guy - 08/08/2021 - TBD
 * 18) Algae Be Tea - 08/15/2021 - TBD
 * 19) Dirty Little Secret - 08/22/2021 - TBD
 * 20) Sajoedri Action Force - 08/29/2021 - Diesel has written a superhero fanfic starring his friends as superheroes. Things get crazy when Diesel accidentally makes their fictional arch enemy real.
 * 21) Drug Running - 09/05/2021 - TBD
 * 22) Aw, Fuck! It's Fetishes! - 09/12/2021 - A strange man arrives with his fetish factory as Diesel swears to destroy it.
 * 23) D'Jon and the Fire - 09/19/2021 - TBD
 * 24) Crash Down - 09/26/2021 - TBD
 * 25) Neo the Greatest - 10/03/2021 - TBD
 * 26) The Seven Circles - 10/10/2021 - TBD
 * 27) How Many Times Do We Have to Travel?! - 10/24/2021 - TBD
 * 28) The Shit Specter - 10/30/2021 - TBD
 * 29) Happy Birthday, My Dogs! - 11/07/2021 - TBD
 * 30) Neo for President - 12/11/2021 - TBD
 * 31) Diesel Claus is Coming To Town! - 12/18/2021 - TBD
 * 32) The Extreme Blazing and Flaring Hot Games - 01/02/2022 - TBD

Season 7 (2022)

 * 1) Pretty Girl - TBD
 * 2) Click Bait - TBD

Specials (2017-2021)

 * 1) Thanksgiving in Sajoedri: Food and Shit - 11/10/2017 (11/21/2018 on USA) - Mohamed, Said and Samari decide to celebrate Thanksgiving together. Things get crazy when dark magic resurrects their turkey who mutates into a monster.
 * 2) Christmas in Sajoedri: Gifts and Shit - 12/21/2018 (12/06/2019 on USA) - Mohamed, Said and Samari get invited to a Christmas party hosted by Kevin, only for D'Jon to break in as an attempt to kill everyone and sabotage the party. Meanwhile, Diesel in his alter ego, Diesel Claus, heads to the mall to find what he thinks would be good gifts for the others.
 * 3) Halloween in Sajoedri: Spooky Shit - 10/25/2019 (10/26/2019 on USA) - Mohamed, Said, Samari, Jon, Diesel, and Jacob were out trick-or-treating to get some candy, when they end up coming across an abandoned house, which they soon discover it was abandoned because of creatures lurking in there.
 * 4) Valentine's Day in Sajoedri: Love and Shit - 02/09/2020 - The goddess of Love, Adrophite, arrives to Sajoerdi and after seeing that everyone is not in love, she plots to launch a massive love nuke to potentially end the world as Mohammed, Samari and Said must stop it.
 * 5) D'Jon: The Musical - 12/09/2020 - TBD
 * 6) Easter in Sajoedri: Jesus and Shit - 04/04/2021 - It's Easter in Sajoedri as Samari learns that Easter is apparently about Jesus and not the Easter Bunny as he declares war on all religion including an overzealous religious cult that wants to resurrect Jesus as a cyborg.
 * 7) Days of Future D'Jon - 06/25/2021 - As a special one hour non-holiday special, the Sajoedri gang have to work with a future Mohamed to fight a giant mutant D'Jon.
 * 8) St. Patrick's Day in Sajoerdi: Irish People and Shit - After Said disses the people of Ireland, several famous Irish people including Liam Neeson, Saorise Ronan and Jacksepticeye declare war on the people of Sajoerdi.