Houston City Movie of Multiverse/Transcript

Ext/Int. Roads from Wharton, TX Day

 * Pepe the King Prawn (singing): You've got to look your best tonight you tubby little parasite 'Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you And though her pretty face may seem a special person's wettest dream Before you get to see it, there are things you must do We'll try a tie and boutonniere of yellow Or a rose that shows that you're a classy fellow With the posh panache of Jefferson at Monticello Busting out a mile with style. I know you just can't wait to stare at all, that luscious orange hair. But, boy, before you touch a single curl You must impress that ultra bloomin', all-consumin', poorly groomin' Down Syndrome girl
 * Carrie The Forklift: (sighing loudly) Have you noticed that all Bozer ever seems to do is boss us around
 * Patrick Star: No, This Is Patrick!
 * Pepe the King Prawn (singing): On any normal day you reek as if you're on a farting streak Your finger's up your nose And you are dripping with drool But if you want a lady's love, you’re better off by smelling of a gentleman's cologne instead of sneakers and stool. A squirt, a spurt of something just for Ellen and you'll see, that she will find you so compellin' and she does, because the only smell that she'll be smellin' won't be coming from your bum. You wanna take that little more and spin her on the dancing floor But boy, before you do a single twirl You must impress that effervescing, self-possessing, no BS-ing Down Syndrome girl. Her eyes are emerald portals to a secret land of love and her smile is like the sweetest summer flower her kiss is so inviting and her hugs are so delighting and what makes them really nice is that they've got a little spice. Because they're tighter than a vise and they go on for an hour.
 * [Instrumental Tap Dancing Break]
 * Carrie The Forklift: What’s going on?! No!?

Ext/Int. Roads from Wharton, TX to Houston Highway 59 Bridges – Night/Day

 * Pepe the King Prawn My boy, between the all of us, we’ll get you on that super bus and then you're gonna take it for a whirl, Now go impress that super-thrilling, wish-fulfilling, yoo-hoo spilling, Ultra-swinging, boner-bringing, gaily singing, dingalinging, Stupefying, fortifying, as of Monday, shoelace tying, Stimulating, titillating, kitty-cat impersonating, Mega-rocking, pillow-talking, just a little crooked walking, Coyly pouting, booby-sprouting, for some reason always shouting, Fascinating, captivating, happiness and joy creating Down Syndrome Girl!
 * French Narrator: Several Song Filled Hour Later
 * Mister F: Wait a Minute, do we have the hotel rooms or not?