The Adventure Mania (2021 Film)/Transcript

[The film starts with the BND and Jeremiah Duckett-Trapp Production logos, which are shown.]

Queen Chrysalis: One day, you'll see. I will defeat Twilight Sparkle and her friends-nah. and they will pay for stealing my kingdom!

(Zaps)

(Wood drop)

Cozy Glow: Psst, Tirek.

Lord Tirek: It is Lord Tirek. And what is it now?

Cozy Glow: I just want to make sure you can see my best friends rock sculpture from over there.

(Tirek Sighs)

(Zaps)

(Rock sculpture broken)

Richard Clayton Kensington: Stop, Thief! I'll have your...

(Zaps)

Mikey (giggles) Uh? Maybe you need a day a two to get to know the new your dogpound.

Rahzar: (roars)

(Zaps)

Ernesto De La Cruz: Your not going anywhere!

Starlight Glimmer: (gasps) No, no, no no, no, no, no!

Ernesto De La Cruz: (grunts) Stay back. Stay back. All of you, stand back.

(Zaps)

Victor Quartermaine: No mercy with Victor Quartermaine.

(Zaps)

(Zaps)

(Zaps)

Queen Chrysalis: thou'rt Tirek.

Lord Tirek: a change the? See, she gets it.

(Zaps)

Rahzar: (roars)

Cozy Glow: (screams) Oh, golly. We didn't bring you. i thoughy you freed us from Tartarus.

Rahzar: I feel the mutantes it costing through me. I faster, stronger, more powerful than ever. I feel like a ninja again.

(Zaps)

Ernesto De La Cruz: Stay back. Stay back. All of you, stand back. Not one was stand.

Charles Muntz: Stay away from my bird!

Victor Quartermaine: Your not going anywhere, Pesto. Not until I've taught you a jolly good lesson.

(Zaps)

Richard Clayton Kensington: Hey! We catches them!

Lord Tirek: Sorry. That's just didn't really need bear

(Shaw laughs)

Queen Chrysalis: Shaw? You have returned? Why did you bring us here?

Shredder: My play is actual throat.

Shaw: [imitating on guitar playing]

[laughing]

Shredder: It was i. You made call me Shredder.

(all gasping)

Queen Chrysalis: The Shredder?

Victor Quartermaine: Yes, chrysalis. The one and only Shredder.

Ernesto De La Cruz: Shredder? Who ever hear of the person named Shredder,

Cozy Glow: I know right? the name tracker just doesn't really sound legit.

Shredder: Shredder!

Cozy Glow: (groans)

Shredder: I have been a wait to long of my handle longer strikes fear in to the heart of one so tiny, or uncultured yellow like you.

Richard Clayton Kensington: Hey!

Shredder: Perhaps, a demonstration of power is an order?

Lord Tirek: Ancient in extremely powerful. He declared himself emperor of the land that eventually become, a city.

Ernesto De La Cruz: Shredder actually way back we were partners and crime. He allowed me to their friends mode dream and even sending their bodies.

Charles Muntz: Of course, he was the villain. Evil monster.

Shredder: All of that is true.

Shredder: I gave life to the foul list of creatures. And allowed me to run while taking what they wanted and destroy the rest. My regin was a glorious fear so itake of darkness in the city. That is until the self-righteous gusty the great stepped forth to oppose me. However, she was unable to best me face to face. So she stole my robo noms which contained much of my old magic. And then, I was banished from City forever. But i swore revenge and declared that when i returned, all of City would bow down at my hooves once again. So i spent a thousand years gathering power and waiting for the right time to take back City. So in word spread that the two royal sisters were retiring and giving the throne to Matthew Littlemore, I saw the perfect opportanity to once again seize control. And I brought you all here to fight fire with fire.

Queen Chrysalis: What are you suggesting?

Shredder: I suggest nothing. I demand that you join me, and together City wii be ours.

Shaw: I don't do ours. I only do mine. I will take back City on myself, and i will destroy anybody who gets in my way.

Shredder: Such, perfect. Go, try to back your kingdom. I still send you there myself. If you prevail you may keep it. But when you fail you will sumbit to me.

Shaw: Fine. But, this is a waste of time. As i will rush those who defy me. I will defeat all who get in my ways. I...

Richard Clayton Kensington: Nice to meet you.

Rahzar: Will shredder, what is exactly is a plan?

Shredder: Glad you ask Rahzar. But i won't go into details yet. When i send fight fire with fire, well be working together using their strategy against them. Ance once the time come, Matthew Littlemore and his friends will die!!

(Shredder laughing)

♪In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning

And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be

It scared me out of my wits

A corpse falling to bits!

Then I opened my eyes

And the nightmare was, me

I was once the most mystical man in all Russia

When the royals betrayed me they mad a mistake

My curse made each of them pay

But one little girl got away

Little Anya, beware

Rasputin's awake

In the dark of the night evil will find her

In the dark of the night just before dawn!

Revenge will be sweet

When the curse is complete

In the dark of the night

She'll be gone

I can feel that my powers are slowly returning

Tie my sash and a dash of cologne for that smell

As the Pieces fall into place

I'll see her crawl into place

Do Svidaniya, Anya, Your Grace

Farewell

In the dark of the night terror will strike her!

Terror's the least I can do!

In the dark of the night evil will brew.

Soon she will feel that her nightmares are real.

In the dark of the night

She'll be through!

In the dark of the night

Evil will find her

Find her!

Ooh!

In the dark of the night terror comes true.

Doom her!

My dear, here's a sign

It's the end of the line

In the dark of the night

In the dark of the night

In the dark of the night

Come my minions

Rise for your master

Let your evil shine

Find her now

Yes, fly ever faster

In the dark of the night

In the dark of the night

In the dark of the night

She'll be mine!♪

"The Adventure Mania"

(music plays)

Mario: Hey, It's morning time. Whoo-hoo! It's morning time!

Mario: Oh boy! I can wait to wake this people up.

(door opens)

Mario: Rise and Shine, Everybody.

All: Huh?

Luigi: Oh. Good Morning, Mario.

Stanley: Good Morning, Mario.

Mario: Good Morning, Luigi and Stanley.

Mario: Good Morning, Yoshi. And Good Morning, Toad.

Toad: Good Morning.

Yoshi: Good Morning.

Chompy: Good Morning.

Anne Mermaid: Hi!

Iggy Popart: Sub?

Ernest Cyborg-9: Valuations.

El Toro: Hola!

Ed: Hello.

Ted: Hello.

Ned: Hello.

Fred: Hello.

Ms. Whisper: Hello.

Mr. Yellvoice: Top of the morning!

Penny Bleat: Hey, Matthew.

Roland RG-402 Space Gecko: Greetings, fellow creator.

Mr. Incredibone: Hello.

Victor Virus: Hi, Penny!

Luigi: Mario, what day is it?

Mario: Today it, Wednesday.

Toad: Wednesday?

Matthew: Yes, Toad. Wednesday.

Yoshi: Oh, boy. I love Wednesday.

Mario: That's right, Yoshi.

Jack Armstrong: Hopefully, morning are shift.

Val Thundershock: There plenty of morning. And i was rock my rock guitar.

Jack Armstrong: You mean all to song the music?

Val Thundershock: Yep.

Jack Armstrong: Well, better and nothing.

Mario: Today, where gonna have some fun time.

Luigi: I can't wait to have some good time.

JoJo Violet: Undoubtedly.

Tommy StickFigure: Yeah.

Mario: That's the spirit. Let's Go.

Luigi: OK. Come on guys.

Yoshi & Toad: OK, OK, OK.

Peggy: Wake up, Moxy!

Moxy: Morning, Peggy! I've been up for hours. Today could be the day!

🎵Hello, goregeous🎵

🎵Let's check out how you look today🎵

🎵Short and stubby and my gosh! Look how much you weigh!🎵

🎵You're pinkish red, got this thing on your head🎵

🎵And whoa🎵

🎵Girl, you couldn't look better!🎵

Peggy: Hey!

Ugly Dog: Hey, Moxy! You're in a good mood.

Moxy: That's because today...I'm going to...

Ugly Dog: "Get chosen and go to the Big World and be with your child". You say that every day.

Moxy: I know. But today, I might be right.

🎵Shake the sleep off and kick into the morning drill🎵

🎵It's another awesome day here in Uglyville🎵

🎵Grab your shoes, time to spread the good news🎵

🎵Whoa🎵

Peggy: Let's go!

Moxy: 🎵Things just couldn't be better🎵

🎵Call it hope, or faith, or whatever!🎵

🎵I just know in my heart, it's the day I've been waiting forever!🎵

🎵Cause there's a scrambled sun and a tangled sky🎵

🎵And the mood couldn't be any brighter!🎵

🎵And as the slam-bang city goes rocketing by🎵

🎵Well, any head couldn't feel any lighter!🎵

UglyDoll Citizen: I love it!

Moxy: 🎵It's like a fun house ride🎵

Ugly Dog: Whoo!

Moxy: 🎵The kind you just can't miss🎵

🎵Call it crazy and yet🎵

🎵Is there anything better than this?!🎵

🎵Life just couldn't be better than this!🎵

Uglydoll Announcer: Ice Bat wins!

Ice Bat: Ice cream on me! Oh!

Moxy: Here you go, Mayor Ox. Hot off the press.

Ox: Thanks, Moxy. Today's the day.

Moxy: You really think so? When someone gets chosen, do they get picked up by a long stretch dune buggy or something fancy?

Ox: I'm talking about the Tree Planting ceremony.

Moxy: Ohhh.

Lucky Bat: Mr. Tree, if you would.

Ox: Now, I've told you about the so-called Big World and children, those are just stories.

Moxy: Everyone says that, but what's the harm on believing?

Ox: 🎵Never mind that🎵

🎵I'll tell you what the day will bring🎵

🎵First a shindig, then a bash full of partying🎵

Moxy: But, Ox...

Uglydoll Citizens: Go! Go! Go!

Ox: 🎵Top it all with a rave, then a ball🎵

Moxy: 🎵Whoa-oh🎵

Ox: 🎵Right! You know it couldn't be better!🎵

Wage: 🎵Moening, Moxy! Got something new you wanna try!🎵

Moxy: Hi, Wage!

Wage: 🎵It's a brownie cupcake fudge-berry ice cream pie🎵

Moxy: Yum!

Wage: 🎵Just one bite🎵

🎵Who needs kids? Am I right?🎵

🎵Babo!🎵

Babo: 🎵It just couldn't taste better!🎵

Moxy: 🎵And soon, you-know-what is comin'!🎵

Ox: 🎵But until it arrives, might as well keep the party...🎵

Moxy & Ox: 🎵Hummin'!🎵

Ox: Yee-haw!

Moxy: 🎵Yes, it's a square-peg life and a round-whole town🎵

🎵But the folks couldn't be any sweeter🎵

Moxy & Wage: 🎵It may be upside-backwards and right-side down🎵

Babo: 🎵And there's so much to do🎵

Wage: 🎵And it's all such bliss!🎵

Moxy: 🎵There's no reason to fret🎵

🎵What could ever be better than this?🎵

UglyDolls: 🎵No, it couldn't get better than...🎵

Alarm: Incoming! Incoming!

Peggy: Come on, UglyDolls! New arrival!

Alarm: Incoming! Incoming!

Ox: New UglyDoll comin' in hot! Willard, shake a leg!

Ugly Dog: You heard the mayor, Willard! Get moving!

Ox: In 3...

Ugly Dog: You got this, Willard!

UglyDolls: 2...

Ugly Dog: Does he, though?

UglyDolls: ...1!

Wedgehead: Whoa! (screams, then grunts)

All: (cheering)

Ugly Dog: We're gonna need a bigger Willard.

Uglydoll Citizen: Or maybe not a tortoise.

Wedgehead: Is this where I get chosen to go to the Big World?

Moxy: (gasps)

Ox: Welcome to Uglyville, friend! What's your name?

Uglydoll Citizen #1: Flattop!

Uglydoll Citizen #2: Crew Cut!

Uglydoll Citizen #3: Smushhead!

Wedgehead: "Wedgehead"?

Ox: Great! I love literal naming! Isn't that right, Gibberish Cat?

Gibberish Cat: (speaks gibberish)

Ox: Everyone, let's give our new neighbor a tour.

Ugly Dog: I'll show her around.

🎵Stop the press, Ugly Dog is here🎵

🎵Story of the day, you're the month of year🎵

🎵Here's a little scoop on the way down-low🎵

🎵Gon' ch-ch-ch-check out the flow🎵

Cat: 🎵The cats are rappin'🎵

Lobster: 🎵Lobsters snappin'🎵

Ugly Dog: 🎵But Ugly Dog makes the party happen🎵

Bird: 🎵So, put in your paper🎵

Seahorse: 🎵Seal it with a kiss🎵

Ugly Dog: 🎵It couldn't get better than this🎵

UglyDolls: 🎵Another madhouse night and a crazy-quilt world🎵

🎵And our hearts couldn't soar any higher🎵

🎵We got our freak flags flying, completely unfurled🎵

🎵And we just couldn't be more on fire🎵

🎵And it's a nonstop blast🎵

🎵It's utter awesomeness🎵

🎵Yeah, it's crazy you bet, but it couldn't get better than...🎵

🎵It's crazy you, bet, but it couldn't get better...🎵

Ox: Food fight!

UglyDolls: 🎵What could never be...🎵

🎵Never be better...🎵

🎵Than thiiiiiiiiis!🎵

Ugly Dog: 🎵Couldn't be better than this!🎵

Mario: Well guys, This been a prefect day.

Luigi: Yeah, You said it Mario. It was really fun.

Moxy: Except maybe for the Big World?

Ox: (clears throat) I heard that. Now, Moxy, I've lived here lomger than anyone, and it really does not get better than this.

Moxy: It's not about that. It's just...have you ever felt like, even if you're happy, which I definitely am. I mean, I just spent an entire day singing about it. There's still something else. There's something more you're supposed to be doing? Good night, Ox. (smooches) Lucky Bat, see you tomorrow. Maybe it'll be the day.

Ox: I just don't want to see her heart get broken when this possible dream of hers doesn't come true.

Jimmy StickFigure: Well, yes.

Lucky Bat: Maybe I could talk to her.

Ox: Oh, please, Lucky. Give it a try. We've run out of options here. She doesn't listen to me. I've done everything I can do.

Lucky Bat: I'll give it a try.

Moxy: 🎵Guess another sun has set🎵

🎵And another moon has smiled🎵

🎵I'm still just one more doll🎵

🎵Still waiting for her child🎵

🎵I'm sure it's gonna happen🎵

🎵Just like the story says🎵

🎵There's a new day 'round the corner🎵

🎵And it just might be...the day🎵

Rarity: Ooh! Magnifique! This will be perfect for the emerald-encrusted romper I've been working on! Oh... oh, strange. It's in the trees. Oooo— eww!

James: Hello.

Rarity: Uh... uh... good day, gentle... uh, fellow. Uh, I am Rarity and you are...

James: Oh. (talking)

Fishface: The Caribbean is warm this time of year

Tracker: Yeah. And nobody know.

James: Shut up, Tracker

Rarity: Oh really? Oh well, that explains your fine taste in jewelry. I mean I-I-I know that diamonds are a girl's best friend and now I know that they're a dog's best friend too, ha ha ha. So, um, [cough] you're out hunting for gems as well?

James: Yes. He my enemy pet. Now, let me tell my name. My name is James First. And am the most evilness villain on YouTube. Have you know anything about me?

Rarity: Uh... we?

James: And then, (talking)

Tracker: Whoa! Calm down, boss. You don't have to get really angry.

James: I know. So, tell me what happened this day?

Rarity: ...And then there was the time Rainbow Dash called my Cloudsdale Couture Boutique idea "impractical"! Imagine that! Just because I needed Twilight to perform the butterfly wing spell on me whenever I wanted to deliver merchandise! Not to mention the day I was wearing a really gorgeous hat, and Rainbow Dash didn't even notice!

James: Uh, no, no, no, no, no. (talking)

Rarity: [stutters] But... the outfit descriptions are an integral part of the plot of The Colt in Crimson: A Shadow Spade Mystery!

James: No, no, no. You... You liar. You lie. You lie to me. I just kidding. (laughing) Who am I?

Rarity: culprit.

James: No. All right, Tracker. You can do your.

Fishface: This is kind of upsetting.

Rarity: You didn't even read it! [gasps] [screams]

Luigi: Hey, Mario. Mario, wake up. It's Friendship Thursday.

Mario: [stutters] It is?

Joe: Yeah, right.

Mario: Oh my god! It is. It is Friendship Thursday! Toad! Yoshi! Guys, wake up! It Friendship Thursday!

Toad: Wha...? Wha...? It's today?

Matthew: Well, yes.

Yoshi: Wha...? What? Ooh! I can't wait for today!

Mario: Yeah. I know. So, Let's get decoration.

Luigi: Okay. Wait heading, Mario. Come on, guys.

Toad: Okay.

Yoshi: I'll coming too.

Toad: Okay.

(Eye of the Tiger "Survivor")

🎵Rising up, back on the street

Did my time, took my chances

Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet

Just a man and his will to survive

So many times it happens too fast

You change your passion for glory

Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past

You must fight just to keep them alive🎵

Wage: Okay. Just gonna finish this exasperation.

🎵It's the eye of the tiger

It's the thrill of the fight

Rising up to the challenge of our rival

And the last known survivor🎵

Timmy: We're promise.

🎵Stalks his prey in the night

And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger🎵

Mario: Now, to make a world fresh finish dairy old dinner.

🎵Face to face, out in the heat🎵

Mario: Look it that fellers. It's all finish. We could put the use it the party.

Tuesday: That's such a good Lou impression.

Kitty: I know, right?

Luigi: Yeah. The whole people could be here.

Yoshi: Boy. I can't wait to have some good time.

Toad: Well, what it we waiting for? Let's party!

Mario: Oh, now that's a spirit Toad!

Todd: All right!

(Something Happened on the Way to Heaven "Phil Collins")

Matthew: This is one fantastic party. Everyone having a good time.

(Minions sings)

Mario: Well, look it that, everyone here.

Toad: Yeah. They having a good time.

Luigi: Well, I know they could some much.

Yoshi: They have apples on there.

(thuds)

Mario: Yeah.

Holly Darlin': We we're just not good ya'll

Val Thundershock: Yeah. Are maybe the party pooper all look us she say: I'm outta here.

(Donald honking)

Smitty: He said, It nice to meet you too.

(Donald honking)

Cornelius: He asks, how is the inspection coming along?

Starlight Glimmer: I mean you and i gonna talk all day.

Bugs Bunny: You wanna walk around the golf?

Daffy Duck: You mean the world most boring game? No thanks, grandpa.

(People talking)

Yoshi: Ooh. This party's difficult Ooh, this. How could you turning on?

Luigi: That was easy. There. It all right.

Yoshi: Cool. That's great.

Shaggy: (talking)

Velma: (talking)

Daphne: (talking)

Girl #1: Oh my god! This party was awesome!

Girl #2: Yeah, I know, right?

Toad: Good morning. And welcome to the Friendship Party.

Shaggy: Thanks, Toad. (talking)

Scooby: Me neither. (snickers)

Toad: Well, everyone having a good time. So, enjoy the party.

Shaggy: You too.

Po: Whoa! That was so cool. I wish good time party

Boy #1: Well, am down.

Po: Wait. You down on the party?

Boy #1: Well, kind of.

Po: Okay. Enjoy yourself.

Boy #1: You too.

Yoshi: Okay. Time to pick the game. (talking)

Vinnie: Whoa! And the mirror ball trophy will be my.

Boy #2: Huh? Oh yeah. Get out of my way!

Yoshi: OW!

Boy #2: I could play on that.

Elena: Rap, don't push Yoshi like that.

Bo #2: Ooh. Sorry. I didn't mean to do that.

Mario: So, ladies. Are you having a good time?

Elsa: (talking)

Elena: (talking)

Mario: (talking)

Boy #3: I could count on that.

Gumby: Oh, look. Those wheels are frozen.

Mr. Rage: That kind of comedic genius is exactly what we need.

(Cars zooming)

Gumby: (talking), (whistling)

Toad: Now, Yoshi. Don't go really angry. Now we don't wanna get in trouble right?

Yoshi: No. I don't wanna get in trouble.

Toad: Good! Now, Enjoy yourself. (talking)

Black Out Freddy: Hey, kid. What's up?

Toad: You have some good time?

Black Out Freddy: Well, yeah. I mean no. I can't say no more.

Toad: Aw, that's okay. Uh, I can't... Mario can't see.

Black Out Freddy: Ooh, that nice.

Gamora: Hey, Gamora. Uh, i mean Mary. (talking)

Mary: (talking)

Gamora: (talking)

Mary: (talking)

Candy: (talking)

Boy #4: Hey, ladies. (talking)

Girl #2: (talking)

Girl #1: (talking)

Boy #4: I know, right.

Susie: Okay. i might wanna step away from here.

Woody: Hey, Susie. You wanna play some Jenga? I mean, Timber Tumble?

Susie: Huh? Oh yeah! I love that game!

Woody: Okay. I'm a give one block. I'm a place it down. And then, There. Now, do all three.

Susie: Okay. I'll go first. Kind of mess up.

Jack: (talking)

Todd: Let's talk it over?

Shaggy: Geez, Scoob. Look like all the party making me hungry.

Scooby: Yeah. Me too.

Toad: Oh! So, you guys we're hungry huh?

Shaggy: Well, yeah. We want some apples.

Toad: One apples. Coming up. Tada! The apples are served.

Shaggy: Oh boy, Scoob! Look it us good old apples.

Scooby: Yeah. There so yummy. And mole

Shaggy: Well, what it we waiting for? Let's dig it.

Scooby: Okay.

(Shaggy and Scooby munching)

Po: Huh? Oh! I want one! Coming through.

Toad: OW!

Po: I'm sorry.

(Shaggy, Scooby and Po munching)

Yoshi: [screams] MY APPLES!

Toad: Huh?

Po: Wha...?

Shaggy: Huh?

Scooby: Huh?

Matthew: What?

(Everyone gasping)

Toad: Oh. They we're your? I thought they we're for the party guest. (chuckles)

Luigi: Uh-oh!

Yoshi: [screaming] YOU STOLE IDIOT!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GAVE UP MY APPLES!!!!!

Mario: YOSHI, STOP!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!

Luigi: YEAH! YOU HURTING HIM!!!

Toad: YEAH! HE GONNA HURTING ME!

Yoshi: I don't care. This is what you do for.

Toad: [screams] Ouch!

Wage: Whoa!

Luigi: [stutters] YOSHI, DON'T THROW HIM LIKE THAT!!! THAT WAS TOTALLY DISRESPECTFUL!!!

YOSHI: I DON'T CARE!!!!

Po: Whoa!

Yoshi: Send somebody eat my apples, I NEVER GONNA EAT THIS THOSE APPLES AGAIN!!!

(Yoshi throw the apples on the wall, and thuds)

Boy #5: Am out of here.

(Yoshi broken Two Pinwheels, and Yoshi smashed the radio)

Toad: Whoa! That is a one crazy animal.

Yoshi: [growling] I'M SICK OF THIS!!!! [grunting]

Woody: Oh, OH! YOSHI, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Yoshi: [stutters]

Woody: OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!

Mario: YOSHI, STOP THIS!!! STOP THIS OR I'M GONNA GROUND YOU!!!

Yoshi: YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY DAD!!!!

Mario: OW!

Woody: HEY! YOU CAN'T NOT HIT HIM LIKE THAT!!!!!

Yoshi: YES I CAN!!!

Woody: OW!

Boy #3: NOT THE PAPER!!!!

Luigi: OH MY GOD! THIS IS BAD THIS IS REALLY, REALLY BAD!!!!!

Yoshi: OKAY! I HANDN'T ENOUGH WITH THIS FRIENDSHIP THURSDAY! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! [growling]

Boy #3: WHOA! YOSHI, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!

Yoshi: [Evil laughing]

Candy: [screams] EVERYBODY RUN!!!

{Everyone screams]

Yoshi: [Evil laughing]

Luigi: YOSHI! I MEAN MARIO! THIS IS BAD! YOSHI IS GONE CRAZY!!!!

Toad: YEAH! YOU GONNA STOP THIS!!!

Matthew: Don't worry. I could handle this.

Yoshi: (going crazy) YEAH! I'M DONE! I'M DONE WITH THIS PLACE! [Evil laughing]

BANG!

Yoshi: Ooh! What happened?

Matthew: You just don't fit! So, I just snapped outta it with a red pipe.

Yoshi: [stutters] Wha...? What happend to the paper?

Matthew: Well, you just destroy it! And you set on fire and worst, you scared all the people guests away!

Yoshi: Wait. So you telling me that I destroy the party?

Matthew: YES! THAT WAS CORRECT! JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE!!!!

Yoshi: [gasping] I can't believe I did that.

Matthew: Of course you did. I have a perfect and now it the perfect disasters!

Luigi: Calm down.

Val Thundershock: Yeah. He was having anger issues.

Matthew: A anger issues, huh? Well, I gonna to do something to get rid of your anger.

Yoshi: Oh no.

Matthew: All right, Yoshi. Send you destroy the party, it's time for spanking.

Yoshi: No! Not the spanking!

Matthew: Sorry, Yoshi. I been do this the hard way.

(spanking)

Yoshi: Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow! Stop it! I'm sorry!

Matthew: No. You a bad anger.

(Yoshi groans)

Matthew: Yes. Bad anger. Bad anger.

Yoshi: Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow!

Matthew: All right, Yoshi. Now you coming with me. I'm taking to your room.

Yoshi: Oh no!

Yoshi: (grunts) Please, It wasn't accident.

Matthew: I don't care. Your anger is out of control.

Yoshi: What make you say that?

Matthew: Good question. First, you flip out, Then, you beat up Toad, Then, you throwing apples, Then, you knock down Timber Tumble crashing the other race cars, You hurting Mario and Woody, You set that paper project call: Friendship Thursday on fire. And now you scared the party guesses away. THAT WAS THE MOST EMBARASSING THING EVER DID THE PARTY!!!

Yoshi: Um, are you forgetting something?

Matthew: Oh yeah. You broken two pinwheels, And you smash the radio.

Yoshi: Look, please i'm sorry.

Matthew: Sorry, does not go in come your wait.

Yoshi: Huh? What am i going to do?

Matthew: Well, you gonna sit here, and think about what you did. If you gonna relax, because you not sit here, i'm gonna sent you to the BND Of Doom, WGBH Boston, and THX Logo for the rest of your life!! (Demonic roars)

Yoshi: (groans)

Matthew: No Yoshi. No buts. Unless, Joseph's mother cause she got that one. You going to stay in your room. Until you get control your anger. And one more thing, Learn how it control your anger on YouTube.

(slam door)

Yoshi: [crying] Oh, it's not fair! It's not fair. I can't believe I got trouble unraging. [crying] This is all Toad's fault. He should get the apples to all the strangers. I just want this nice apples. But, no, I just gave it to him. [groans] Guess have to stay here. And control my anger.