Savages! The Movie/Discombobulated Diplomatic Stuff

Transcripts

 * Boss Wolf: Lord Shen, we're looking at global destabilization blinked we've never seen. Countries everywhere are terrified their class may be hacked.
 * Lord Shen: Well what do they want me to do about it?
 * Alpha: You're the leader of the free world. Everyone's looking to you to be the call and steady voice they all need.
 * Beta: Shen?
 * Gamma: Shen, Paradise Falls is on Line 1, Australian Penguin is on Line 2, and Stereo is on Line 3.
 * Lord Shen: Stereo? [picks up the phone on Line 3] This is a evil peacock.
 * Stereo: Sir, what?
 * Lord Shen: Well well well, crawling outta the woodwork to try and get me back now that I am a big robot?
 * Stereo: Sure, I'm calling because people want you to bomb Florida.
 * Lord Shen: Who wants me to bomb Florida?
 * Stereo: Lots of people 'cause it's like gonna ruin their freedom of speech or something.
 * Lord Shen: Stereo, this is all very discombobulated diplomatic stuff, alright? You can't just go bombing other contains.
 * Stereo: Oh Jesus Christ, you're such a little bitch.
 * Lord Shen: Oh I'm a bitch, huh? I happen to be evil peacock, bitch!
 * Stereo: You're a little bitch, evil peacock. You're too scared to bomb anybody.
 * Lord Shen: I'm not scared, my advisors have told me that I...
 * Stereo: Yeah, you're scared, just do what your little advisors tell you to do.
 * Lord Shen: If I decide a military strike on Florida is warranted, then I will...
 * Stereo: You don't have the balls to bomb them, pussy.
 * Rainbow Dash: Pussy ass bitch.
 * Stereo: Pussy ass bitch, fuck you.
 * Lord Shen: Oh [rambles] okay! You think so, huh?! Well watch this you gay asshole! [yells at the generals] Bomb Florida!
 * Boss Wolf: Sir?
 * Lord Shen: [turns around] The telephone building or the whole fucking thing! Whatever it is, get the missiles ready!
 * Stereo: [talks to others in his house] Yeah, it worked.
 * Yang: Alright!
 * (Yin kisses Yang)