Zoey, Mavis and the Zombie Apocalypse/Last Day of Normal

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The issue begins in the normal town of Oakley Pines as Mavis is sitting at her house with some soda in her hand, chugging it down, while eating some nachos. She burps as she hears the doorbell as she runs to answer it. She hears a dog's bark. She opens as she sees Zoey holding a dog. The dog licks her face. They do so and grab a drink. She hugs her. She gropes them. It cuts to a normal house as a female cop answers as a single father answers.
 * Mavis: This is the life. Nothing better than a lazy Friday. I hope Zoey comes soon...
 * Mavis: Huh... since when did I get a dog?
 * Zoey: Happy anniversary, babe. Like the surprise?
 * Mavis: I absolutely do! What should we call him or her?
 * Zoey: Why do I like the name Spork?
 * Mavis: Spork? Why so?
 * Zoey: It just sounds fun. I don't know why.
 * Mavis: Oh, cool! Yeah, it's cute. Come on in.
 * Mavis: Is your dad still disapproving of us?
 * Zoey: Sadly yes. He's not a bad person but... he doesn't understand.
 * Mavis: Is it because we're both women?
 * Zoey: No, not that! He accepted the fact I'm a lesbian. He just thinks you're a bad influence to me. It might be because you are Hispanic. It might be because you are very goofy. I don't really know what he doesn't see in you.
 * Mavis: Woah, calling your dad a racist without evidence is a low blow.
 * Zoey: It's a guess. But I don't understand why.
 * Mavis: Maybe your dad is one of these guys who'd prefer to find someone for you. But yeah, at least he respects the fact you like women.
 * Zoey: I don't really understand men. Women just connect to me more. I know, it sounds weird.
 * Mavis: It doesn't. It is actually very understandable.
 * Mavis: Also, women have a thing men don't have: tits!
 * Zoey: That's true. And yours are... pretty nice.
 * Mavis: So are yours.
 * Father: Thank God you are here!
 * Officer: What's the problem, sir?
 * Father: It's my daughter. She has been acting weirdly. I have no idea who to call so I called the police. She is upstairs in her room. She has been acting more aggressive lately. More hostile. It's very hard to explain.
 * Officer: I'll look into it.