Angry Birds X: The Fine-Feathered Movie/Transcript

Scene 1: Introduction

 * [It fades into a view of a hyper realistic version of Piggy Island, zooming into detailed versions of the Flock and Pigs duking it out against each other, when Bomb interrupts, tearing the screen open]
 * Bomb: I-I-Is this someone's idea of a joke? No? It's stupid either way, who asked for a live-action reboot of our show? We've already had those chipmunks, the blue things and Yogi Bear! This is pathetic! Those Warner Bros. executives are just dense.
 * [It zooms out, showing the Flock watching test footage of it, in anger]
 * Red: Truly dense.
 * Chuck: This is an outrage!
 * Matilda: I say we protest!
 * [The rest of the Flock mutter and argue about it]
 * Bomb: Shhh. We can sort this out... Shhhhh. Hello? Guys! [whistles, but they continue] Shut your mouths! [they stop talking] Guys, I'll handle this.
 * Matilda: In what way? In what?
 * Bomb: We could always, just... you know... talk to them. Talk to the Warner fellas and get this abomination fixed up!
 * Hal: That seems about right, mate.
 * Bomb: To the WaterTower! Let's move out!
 * [The Flock all walk across the city to the Warner Bros. studio, with Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Wile E. Coyote, Roadrunner, Bubbles, Blossom, Buttercup, Dexter, Dee-Dee, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Mac, Bloo, Flapjack, Finn, Jake, Mordecai, Rigby, Gumball, Darwin, Steven, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, the Flinstones, the Jetsons, Mystery Inc., Yogi Bear, Boo Boo, Snagglepuss, Wally Gator and Hokey Wolf]
 * TBA