Journey Into Space: A My Little Pony Movie/Trailer transcripts

Teaser Trailer
(Music: Richard Strauss - Also sprach Zarathustra)





(We pan up to outer space.)

Narrator: For 60 years, astronauts have been traveling to outer space to do research on other planets and our solar system. But this October, 9 heroes will venture through the solar system to get back to Earth in the most epic adventure on the big screen unlike any other.

(We close out to show Sebastian, the weasels and Phil; Record scratches.)

Sebastian: Us? Why us?

Phil: Because, Sebastian...

(We close out to show Gerald, Discord and the ostriches with them.)

(Music: Fitz and the Tantrums - HandClap)

Phil: We got flung to outer space by that giant whirlwind.

Gerald: Right! So let our quest begin!

MY LITTLE PONY MOVIE 2

Narrator: My Little Pony Movie 2...

Discord: One last step.

PONIES INTO OUTER SPACE

Narrator:...Ponies Into Outer Space.

Bill: That's right, space adventure!

'''JENNIFER LOPEZ EMMA STONE NICK KROLL PITBULL AMANDA SEYFRIED JOSH GAD UMA THURMAN ICE-T SAM ELLIOTT'''

Narrator: Featuring an all-new cast.

WITH A NEW SONG PERFORMED BY JENNIFER LOPEZ

Narrator: With a new song performed by Jennifer Lopez.

Ernie: Perfect!

OCTOBER 2020

Narrator: October 2020.

Trailer 1
(Music: Olly Murs ft. Ludacris - Back on Earth)





(We zoom in to Equestria.)

Gerald: Ah, Equestria, the place where the ponies have music, magic and friendship.

PREPARE

Gerald: And Princess Celestia, along with Princess Luna, rule this land in order to protect this kingdom from any harm or danger that may lurk in our way.

(We cut to Sebastian, the weasels, Phil, Discord and the ostriches in the Castle of Friendship with the Mane 6 and Spike.)

Sebastian: Yeah! (He slips on a banana peel) Woah! (He falls down) Ow.

(Gerald sighs)

FOR A MOVIE EVENT

Gerald: I'm Gerald, by the way, and me and my best friends have been living in Equestria with Twilight Sparkle, Spike and their friends since they found us. (sighs) This is the perfect life us. But no disasters will probably ever come to us.

UNLIKE ANY OTHER

(A giant whirlwind heads towards Equestria.)

Princess Celestia: Attention, everypony, a giant whirlwind is heading towards us. I say everypony should stay in their houses in order to be safe.

(The Mane 6, Spike, the CMCs, Discord, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Thorax, Zecora, Big Macintosh, Gerald, Sebastian, the weasels, Phil and the ostriches head to the basement behind the Castle of Friendship and closed the doors)

Gerald: Whew! That giant twister will never get in here!

(The giant whirlwind punches the basement doors open and is about to suck Gerald, Sebastian, the weasels, Phil, Discord and the ostriches in.)

Gerald: Woah!

Discord: What's happening?!

Sebastian: Help!

Starlight Glimmer: Gerald!

Fluttershy: Discord!

Gerald: Guys!

Twilight Sparkle: No!

Gerald, Sebastian, Phil and Discord: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

The weasels and the ostriches: WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(The giant whirlwind sucks Gerald, Sebastian, the weasels, Phil, Discord and the ostriches and flings them into outer space. They get a view of the Earth.)

Gerald: Woah!

Bill: I did not see that coming!

(Music: Fitz and the Tantrums - HandClap)

ON OCTOBER 2

Evelyn: Welcome to our spaceship, everyone. It's where we live and where you guys will be sleeping until we get back to Earth. These are your new space suits, and this is where you'll be sleeping.

Sebastian: Oh, sweet, bunk beds!

Discord: What does this button do?

(He presses a button which his bunk bed sends him flying to the wall)

Discord: I'm never pressing that button again.

(Cut to Grayson, Marty and Zeke in Grayson's lair on Mars)

Grayson: We're gonna be planning for the end of the Earth! First we're gonna capture that male alicorn, and after we blow up the Earth, we'll take a piece of Equestria, and I will be prince, and the ponies will be our slaves for the rest of their lives!

Marty and Zeke: Whoo!

Zeke: Hear that, guys? We're gonna blow up the Earth!

Alien Pony Army: Whoo! Yeah! Alright! Yeah!

THE FATE

Evelyn: First, we're gonna get past this comet field.

Bill: I'll go check to see if the cost is clear.

(He goes out to see if any comets are coming)

Bill: All clear!

(A comet flies at Bill, knocking him out)

Bill: Ouch.

Phil: Ai yi yi.

(Discord face palms)

OF THE UNIVERSE

Evelyn: Venus, the most dangerous planet in space.

Sebastian: Why's that?

Gerald: Because of molten lava.

Phil: Aah! I'm not going out there!

Gerald: Then I guess I'll go.

(He goes into Venus and grabs a jewel)

Gerald: I got it!

(He gets surrounded by fire cheetahs)

Gerald: Oh, perfect, fire cheetahs.

(The fire cheetahs start to chase Gerald)

Gerald: I'm starting to despise this planet!

(Music: Jennifer Lopez - In Space (End Credits version))

WILL BE SAVED

Grayson: Unleash my space tornado!

(Cut to various other scenes like Gerald and Evelyn doing their romantic dancing, the Mane 6, Spike and their friends heading to space to get Gerald and the rest of the guys, Gerald, Evelyn and their friends watching cloud elephants in Jupiter)

Gerald: Its beautiful!

(Then cut to the battle between Giant Gerald and Giant Grayson, then cut to Discord in Mercury grabbing one jewel)

Discord: Alright, I'll just grab this jewel and I'm outta here.

(After he grabs the jewel, he sees bronze rams coming at him)

Discord: Uh-oh. (he gets chased by the bronze rams): Why does anything I met have to chase me?!

Gerald: It's because these bronze rams are dangerous!

Discord: Now you tell me!

'''JENNIFER LOPEZ EMMA STONE NICK KROLL PITBULL AMANDA SEYFRIED JOSH GAD UMA THURMAN ICE-T SAM ELLIOTT'''

'''MY LITTLE PONY MOVIE 2: PONIES INTO OUTER SPACE'''

'''ONLY IN THEATERS OCTOBER 2'''

Trailer 2
(Music: Olly Murs ft. Ludacris - Back on Earth)





(We zoom in to Equestria.)

Gerald: Throughout my life of royalty, I have been taught friendship, magic and music by the rulers themselves, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, and, of course, Princess Twilight Sparkle and her friends.

Twilight Sparkle: You got it!

Phil: Yeah, because being royalty is a big response-ability, am I right? No? Yeah, I'm still working on it.

Grayson: Was that really necessary?

BRACE YOURSELVES

Gerald: You see, being the prince of Equestria is the perfect life, but one day, me and my friends' intense adventure begins.

FOR A NEW ADVENTURE

(A giant whirlwind heads towards Equestria.)

Princess Celestia: Attention, everypony, a giant whirlwind is heading towards us.

(The Mane 6, Spike, the CMCs, Discord, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Thorax, Zecora, Big Macintosh, Gerald, Sebastian, the weasels, Phil and the ostriches head to the basement behind the Castle of Friendship and closed the doors)

Gerald: Whew!

(The giant whirlwind punches the basement doors open and is about to suck Gerald, Sebastian, the weasels, Phil, Discord and the ostriches in.)

Gerald: Woah!

Discord: What's happening?!

Gerald: Guys!

Twilight Sparkle: No!

Gerald, Sebastian, Phil and Discord: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

The weasels and the ostriches: WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(The giant whirlwind sucks Gerald, Sebastian, the weasels, Phil, Discord and the ostriches.)

OUTSIDE OF EARTH

(The giant whirland flings them into outer space They get a view of the Earth.)

Gerald: Woah!

Bill: I did not see that coming!

Gerald: Woah. You guys, we're not on Earth anymore.

Discord: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

(Music: Fitz and the Tantrums - HandClap)

ON OCTOBER 2

Evelyn: Welcome to our spaceship, everyone.

'''JENNIFER LOPEZ EVELYN'''

Evelyn: I'm Evelyn, and these are my friends...

'''EMMA STONE MAYA'''

Evelyn: ...Maya...

Maya: What up?

'''AMANDA SEYFRIED LAYLA'''

Evelyn: ...Layla...

Layla: Hiya!

'''UMA THURMAN ANNE'''

Evelyn: ...Anne...

Anne: Hey.

'''ICE-T WYATT'''

Evelyn:...her brother, Wyatt...

Wyatt: Yo, yo, yo!

'''SAM ELLIOTT LUKE'''

Evelyn: ...and my grandfather, Luke.

Luke: Greetings.

Gerald: Hi.

Sebastian: What up?

Discord: It's a pleasure to meet you.

(Cut to Grayson's lair on Mars)

Grayson: Now, you fools we're gonna be planning for the end of the Earth!

'''NICK KROLL GRAYSON'''

Grayson: First, we're gonna capture that alicorn and his friends.

'''PITBULL MARTY'''

Marty: Excellent, because with them gone, there will be nopony to save them now!

Grayson: And after we blow up the Earth, we'll take a piece of Equestria, and I will be prince!

'''JOSH GAD ZEKE'''

Zeke: Hear that, guys? We're gonna blow up the Earth!

Alien Pony Army: Whoo! Yeah! Alright! Yeah!

Grayson: Yeah, soon it will be long live Prince Grayson!

(Music: Jennifer Lopez - In Space (End Credits version))

SAVING THE EARTH

Phil: Alright, I'll just grab this jewel and I'm outta here.

(After he grabs the jewel, he sees bronze rams coming at him)

Phil: Uh-oh. (he gets chased by the bronze rams): Why does anything I met have to chase me?!

Gerald: It's because these bronze rams are dangerous!

Phil: Now you tell me!

TAKES A LOT OF TEAMWORK

Twilight Sparkle: Princesses, we're getting the guys back.

Rainbow Dash: If we don't, they will perish up there.

(Captain Celaeno, her parrot-pirate crew, Princess Skystar, Queen Novo, Songbird Serenade, Capper, Tempest Shadow and Grubber are at the right side of the Mane 6 and Spike)

Captain Celaeno: And we're right with you.

(Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Thorax, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Flurry Heart, Zecora, Big Maclntosh, Bulk Biceps, Daring Do, Maud Pie, Pumpkin, Pound, the Wonderbolts, Derpy, Owlowiscious, Sassy Saddles, Tree Hugger, Gabby, Gilda, Ember and Code Red are at the left side of the Mane 6 and Spike)

Starlight Glimmer: And so are we.

(Cut to the Mane 6 and all of their friends in a spaceship)

Applejack: So, how do you start a spaceship?

Spike: I think you push the start button right here. (He pushes a button, which makes the spaceship start in reverse) Oops. Pushed the "reverse" button.

(Music:Jennifer Lopez, Emma Stone, Amanda Seyfried, Uma Thurman and Ice-T - We're Astronauts)

'''CARLOS ALAZRAQUI ERNIE'''

'''JOHN DE LANCIE DISCORD'''

'''JERRY TRAINOR PHIL'''

'''MATT BENNETT BILL'''

'''MR. LAWRENCE SEBASTIAN'''

'''SPENCER LIST GERALD'''

Discord: Come on, you guys. We can't give up!

Gerald: This is our only chance to get back home!

(Cut to various other scenes like Gerald and Evelyn doing their romantic dancing in the spaceship, Gerald and the fire cheetahs riding on a lave wave in Venus, Discord and Gerald sliding down the ice into an ice chasm, Gerald, Gerald and their friends performing on stage with their new friends for their 10th Anniversary stage party, Evelyn and their friends riding on cloud elephants in Jupiter, Twilight and her crew fighting the alien ponies)

Gerald: The life I live in is about to be saved.

(Gerald flies towards Grayson, ready to fight)

'''MY LITTLE PONY MOVIE 2: PONIES INTO OUTER SPACE'''

'''ONLY IN THEATERS OCTOBER 2'''

TV Spot 1
(Music: Fitz and the Tantrums - HandClap)





ON OCTOBER 2

Narrator: On October 2nd...

Evelyn: Welcome to our spaceship, everyone. This is where you'll be sleeping.

Sebastian: Oh, sweet, bunk beds!

Discord: What does this button do?

(He presses a button which his bunk bed sends him flying to the wall)

Discord: I'm never pressing that button again.

SAVING THE EARTH

Narrator: ...Saving the Earth...

Evelyn: First, we're gonna get past this comet field.

Bill: I'll go check to see if the cost is clear.

(He goes out to see if any comets are coming)

Bill: All clear!

(A comet flies at Bill, knocking him out)

Bill: Ouch.

Phil: Ai yi yi.

(Discord face palms)

TAKES A LOT OF TEAMWORK

Narrator: ...Takes a lot of teamwork.

(Sebastian, the weasels, Phil, Discord and the ostriches in the Castle of Friendship with the Mane 6 and Spike.)

Sebastian: Yeah! (He slips on a banana peel) Woah! (He falls down) Ow.

Grayson: Was that really necessary?

(Cut to various other scenes like Gerald and Evelyn doing their romantic dancing, the Mane 6, Spike and their friends heading to space to get Gerald and the rest of the guys, Gerald, Evelyn and their friends watching cloud elephants in Jupiter, Twilight and her crew fighting the alien ponies, and the final battle in space between Gerald's team and Grayson's team)

Discord: Well, that was fun.

Bill: You said it.

MY LITTLE PONY MOVIE 2: PONIES INTO OUTER SPACE

FEATRUING A NEW SONG BY JENNIFER LOPEZ

IN THEATERS OCTOBER 2



Narrator: My Little Pony Movie 2: Ponies Into Outer Space. Featuring a new song by Jennifer Lopez. Rated PG. In theaters October 2nd.

TV Spot 2
(Music: Jennifer Lopez - In Space (End Credits version))





ON OCTOBER 2

Narrator: On October 2nd...

Evelyn: Welcome to our spaceship, everyone. This is where you'll be sleeping.

Sebastian: Oh, sweet, bunk beds!

Discord: What does this button do?

(He presses a button which his bunk bed sends him flying to the wall)

Discord: I'm never pressing that button again.

IT'S TIME

Narrator: ...It's Time...

Grayson: Because, you idiot, first we're gonna capture that alicorn, and after we blow up the Earth, we'll take a piece of Equestria, and I will be prince!

Alien Pony Army: Whoo! Yeah! Alright! Yeah!

Grayson: Yeah, soon it will be long live Prince Grayson!

TO SAVE THE EARTH

Narrator: ...To save the Earth.

Sebastian: Oh, sweet, bunk beds!

Discord: What does this button do?

(He presses a button which his bunk bed sends him flying to the wall)

Grayson: Was that really necessary?

Discord: I'm never pressing that button again.

(Cut to various other scenes like Gerald and Evelyn doing their romantic dancing, the Mane 6, Spike and their friends heading to space to get Gerald and the rest of the guys, Gerald, Evelyn and their friends watching cloud elephants in Jupiter, Twilight and her crew fighting the alien ponies, and the final battle in space between Gerald's team and Grayson's team)

Discord: (as he gets chased by the bronze rams): Why does anything I met have to chase me?!

Gerald: It's because these bronze rams are dangerous!

Discord: Now you tell me!

MY LITTLE PONY MOVIE 2: PONIES INTO OUTER SPACE

IN THEATERS OCTOBER 2



Narrator: My Little Pony Movie 2: Ponies Into Outer Space. Rated PG. In theaters October 2nd.

TV Spot 3
(Music: The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army (Instrumental))





ON OCTOBER 2

Narrator: On October 2nd...

Evelyn: Venus, the most dangerous planet in space.

Sebastian: Why's that?

Gerald: Because of molten lava.

Phil: Aah! I'm not going out there!

Gerald: Then I guess I'll go.

SAVING THE EARTH

Narrator: ...Saving the Earth

(Gerald goes into Venus and grabs a jewel)

Gerald: I got it!

(He gets surrounded by fire cheetahs)

Gerald: Oh, perfect, fire cheetahs.

(The fire cheetahs start to chase Gerald)

Gerald: I'm starting to despise this planet!

TAKES A LOT OF TEAMWORK

Narrator: ...Takes a lot of teamwork.

Sebastian: Yeah! (He slips on a banana peel) Woah! (He falls down) Ow.

Grayson: Was that really necessary?

(Cut to various other scenes like Gerald and Evelyn doing their romantic dancing, the Mane 6, Spike and their friends heading to space to get Gerald and the rest of the guys, Gerald, Evelyn and their friends watching cloud elephants in Jupiter, Discord's bed sending him flying to a wall, and the final battle in space between Gerald's team and Grayson's team)

Evelyn: First, we're gonna get past this comet field.

Bill: I'll go check to see if the cost is clear.

(He goes out to see if any comets are coming)

Bill: All clear!

(A comet flies at Bill, knocking him out)

Bill: Ouch.

Phil: Ai yi yi.

(Discord face palms)

MY LITTLE PONY MOVIE 2: PONIES INTO OUTER SPACE

Narrator: My Little Pony Movie 2: Ponies Into Outer Space.

FEATURING A NEW SONG PERFORMED BY JENNIFER LOPEZ

Narrator: Featuring a new song performed by Jennifer Lopez.

IN THEATERS OCTOBER 2



Narrator: Rated PG. In theaters October 2nd.