Cool Rap Wars/Captain Man vs. Danny Phantom

Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! Captain Man! Vs! Danny Phantom! Battle!

Danny: I am Danny Fenton and I'm just fourteen. But you are an adult and lack any spleen. You're indestructible but you need a sidekick to help you out! I am a literal teenager and I don't need a purple scout. Doesn't let people tell about your identity but was willing to record your self transforming, hypocrite! Your obsession caused your sidekick to almost quit. So Captain Man don't even try to blow your bubble. Because there's no way you are getting out of this trouble.

Captain Man: At least I'm helmed by a man who isn't filled with plagarism I'm the savior of Dan Schnieder you make rule 34 writers orgasm. I have many enemies and better to the max your shipped with a female robot who you think has a nice smile. And you make sure your family doesn't know your a phantom. Dude you team with a sponge and a big headed boy thats dumb. I destroyed you Danny your not a good hero now do me a favor and go back to the phantom zone

Danny: Dan Schneider, you mean the pedophile? Sure Butch is a bitch but he isn't that vile. Under that indestructible skin you are just a joke. Sure Henry Danger did fly but Danger Force choked! I have a horde of villains that represent tyranny. Your villains got sidelined for Frankini. For a superhero you sure like to keep secrets. While perving on your sidekick’s mommy dearest. Like a ghost you I am about to slay. And you will certainly not be okay.

Captain Man: Sure please give me a break your make the ghostbusters look lame and fake. you just got your powers just for pressing a button you also fell in love with a alternate version of yourself how fun. I continued my legacy with a brand new team. You look like Finn Wolfhard if he dyed his eyes dark green. I demolished you Danny like the ghost you were to be. You'll always be shadowed by a kid with magic fairies.

Danny: You sure are a dick for being a hero. Your attempts to actually be a skilled add up to zero. You have a sidekick who is foreign and short. What sort of crack did your show's writers snort? I am still remembered by fans of all ages. You will only be remembered on some Wikipedia pages. It's over captain Man, you are toast! And I handed your ass like you were a ghost.

Captain Man: At least my sidekick is an adult and stopping crime on the run. your parents don't even know your a savior phantom. And speaking of your dad is the worst ghost hunter he makes these inventions that end up destroyed and a disaster And your mom pretty much is use;ess to she only gets fan service by drawers who are 22. And the thing I should mention about good ol Jazz. Is that people watch her just to see her. ...Yeah. And your villains are useless even for Vlad. News flash that Dracula you gonna get sued so bad. Did I mention he also once fell in love with your mom. If he wanted love so much go back to prom. And not only that you were trapped in a mirror by pointdexter. Went all Freaky Friday as some dull low life nerd. And everyone knows your theme a ton and a lot the last thing they wanna do is turn your sorry butt off. Danny admit it you won't ever win. You only got canon because you suck on Nickelodeon. So it's over Danny I'm the hero who is true. Oh and one more thing. I know this......you are so gonna get a live action reboot