Transcript of Adventure Time: Awakening (Sam the Editor's version)

(The scene fades in to Mark Dindal who reads a magazine and smokes a cigar then looks at the camera.)

Mark Dindal: Hello, welcome to "Adventure Time: The Movie". I'm Mark Dindal. And I'm the director of this movie. So excited you could make it. This movie contains something else that's intended for young audiences. And let me make up some rules. First rule, silence your cell phones and don't ruin the movie ever. Second rule, always keep quiet in the theater. Third and final rule, dispose the trash after the show. And please, the exits are left, right and behind you. (Stands up) Okay, that is, uh, "silence your phones, keep quiet and dispose the trash after the show." I guess that might work out after all. Anyway, I'm gonna have to say, "Enjoy the movie." And thanks for coming to the movie theater. (Smiles) Enjoy the movie, everyone. (Winks and leaves)

(The scene fades out and in to the Land of Ooo as text says "One year after the Gumbald War." The camera pans down to Finn's new house. In his new house, Finn sleeps with Flame Princess as an alarm blares then Minerva wakes up and sees Finn and Flame Princess sleep.)

Minerva: Wake up, Finn. I need you.

(Finn wakes up and exhales and the camera shows his new mechanical arm.)

Finn: Wow, that was a crazy dream. (Sees Minerva) Mom? Why did you wake me?

Minerva: Because a new threat is coming. I had a vision.

Finn: What is it?

Minerva: We'll explain on the way. Let's go.

Finn: Oh. Come on, Flame Princess. Let's go kick some hams.

Flame Princess: Huh? Oh, clam! A new threat's here!

Finn: I'll eat a protein bar. Good for bones. (Eats a protein bar) Oh. This is good. Let's run.

Flame Princess: Right away, Finn.

Finn: Marceline, let's go.

Marceline: What is it?

Finn: It's a new threat.

Marceline: Oh, damn. We gotta go check it out!

(Finn, Minerva, Flame Princess and Marceline run to the door. Finn opens the door as he, Jake, Flame Princess and Marceline see something really different. They see the gateway to Aaa in surprise.)

Finn: What's this?

Marceline: A gateway to Aaa.

Finn: Why is the gateway to Aaa built on the edge of the grass fields?

Minerva: Well, that's the funny thing about Aaa. You see? It can appear just about anywhere. The Candy Kingdom, the Fire Kingdom, and even the Ice Kingdom.

Finn: But I always thought Aaa was created by the Ice King, who created the Fionna and Cake books that were based on the real Fionna and Cake.

Minerva: Nope. It's just a gateway. Are you sure it's a good idea?

Finn: Oh, I'm pretty sure it is.

Flame Princess: Wait a minute. Isn't that why the gateway was actually built where it doesn't care until everyone knows all about it?

Finn: Oh, yes. And according to Simon Petrikov known as Ice King, Fionna and Cake can probably exist.

Marceline: Really?

Finn: (Rubs Marceline's shoulder) Yes, Marceline.

Flame Princess: That sounds like a crazy idea.

Finn: What an odd thing to say.

Marceline: (Awkwardly) Oh, sweet mercy.

Minerva: Hey, you two look... something different. Do we know each other?

Marceline and Flame Princess: Nope.

Minerva: Yes, but you two don't remember. I'm Minerva Campbell, I'm the mother of Finn.

Marceline: Oh, right. I'm Marceline Abadeer. It's really nice to meet you.

Flame Princess: (Chuckles) It's very nice to meet you, too.

Minerva: Thanks, girls. It's been my pleasure.

Finn: What should we do now? Should we jump to the portal? Or should we wait for Fionna and her friends to come?

Simon: Maybe we'll have to jump.

Minerva: Oh. Hello. You're Simon Petrikov, right?

Simon: Yes, I am. And you're Minerva Campbell.

Minerva: Yes.

Princess Bubblegum: I'll have to tell you when you come back to Ooo.

Peppermint Butler: Yeah, it'll be awesome when you have a new adventure.

Jake: I'm coming.

Finn: Oh. I guess you're right, Jake. You and Rainicorn could come.

Jake: Thanks. Isn't that right, Lady?

Lady Rainicorn: Oh, yes, it is.

BMO: We're all brave.

Minerva: I really hope we don't get sucked in.

Finn: Wait, did she really say "sucked in?"

(The portal sucks Finn, Minerva, Jake, Peppermint Butler, Marceline, Simon, Flame Princess, Lady Rainicorn, Princess Bubblegum and BMO in while they scream. The camera zooms into the portal as the title shows "Adventure Time: Awakening". The scene shows clips about the history of Marceline and Finn during the opening credits while the song plays "Ashes" by Olivia Olson. The opening credits ends along with the song. The scene shows Finn and his mother and friends who are unconscious on the ground. Finn gasps, wakes up, groans, pants and runs to the treehouse.)

Finn: (Faintly) Fionna! Cake! It's me! Finn! (He stops running) Wow. I can't believe I'm in the Land of Aaa. (Panting) I gotta see what's inside.

(Finn walks to it, opens the door and enters the treehouse.)

Finn: Wow. Look at this house. It looks the same as my house was destroyed. At least where Fionna and Cake should be. I gotta check it out.

(Finn climbs up and sees Fionna, Cake, Prince Gumball, Flame Prince, Marshall Lee, Butterscotch Butler, and Lord Monochromicorn.)

Fionna: You know, I gotta say, Cake, I've always been a good girl.

Cake: I know, baby. It seems when all hope still exists, we should be safe from the Ice Queen.

Finn: (Gasps dramatically) The Ice Queen!

(Finn, Fionna, Cake, Flame Prince, Lord Monochromicorn, Marshall Lee, Prince Gumball and Butterscotch Butler gasp.)

Finn: Oh! Seriously? Who are you and what are you all doing in my old treehouse?

Fionna: Your old treehouse? FYI, what are you doing in my treehouse?

Finn: Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, but let me introduce to myself. I'm Finn Mertens, and I'm the son of Min and Marty. I got a new mechanical arm.

Fionna: Wow.

Finn: Who are you, and why didn't you lose your arm like me?

Fionna: I'm Fionna, this is Cake, Flame Prince, Prince Gumball, Marshall Lee, Butterscotch Butler, and Lord Monochromicorn. And no, I didn't lose my arm. Because I'm different from you and my universe is different.

Finn: Oh. So you're different from me. I have three questions, then. One, will Dr. Gross be resurrected by lightning? Two, why are our universes different? And three, do I probably find a girl?

Fionna: Here's three answers. One: I'm pretty sure she will. Two: Our universes are different. And three: I think you just found a new girl.

Finn: I think you'll meet Marceline, Simon, my mom Minerva, my brother Jake, Peppermint Butler, BMO, Lady Rainicorn, and Flame Princess.

Fionna: Really?

Finn: Yes.

Flame Prince: I'm Flame Prince, and I'm the opposite of Flame Princess.

Finn: Oh, I see. (To the audience) Oh. Oh, hello. I know, right? Whose nuts have I been really excited to get my own standalone movie? I can't tell you, but it does with Butterscotch Buttler.

Butterscotch Butler: Ugh. Is that really necessary?

Finn: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the audience. And this is gonna be kick-ass. Let me guess, Fionna and Cake just couldn't defeat the Ice Queen, huh?

Marshall Lee: You know, I'm not entirely sure how it all works.

Finn: Oh. I thought I was gonna be awesome. Nah, I'm just kidding. And I'm about to fight your girlfriend for what she did to my arm like when Adam Sandler slipped his career from playing Jack and Jill in 2011.

Marceline: I wouldn't do that if I was you, Finn.

Finn: Sorry.

(The black screen fades up to the grass plains.)
 * Comic-Con Trailer

Dr. Gross: There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?

(Finn wakes up and pants then runs to the treehouse. The next scene shows Lemongrab who rides on his horse. Another scene shows Martin Mertens who rides on his ship while he flies to the gateway to Aaa. Another scene shows Fionna who runs to the woods. Another scene shows Frieda who flies on a plane with Susan. The scene cuts to black then cuts back to Dr. Gross who becomes reincarnated.)

Dr. Gross: The new age... (Draws her sword then the scene cuts to black) will be burned.

(Finn runs to the turret while the song plays "Tom Sawyer" by Rush then he enters it. He aims at the HK-Aerials then fires. The scene cuts to black then the screen fades up to the title named "Adventure Time: Awakening". The song ends and the text says "April 2020". Trailer ends.) (The scene opens with the water then the scene fades up to the blue crystals until Marceline touches them. The camera pans up to Marceline who breathes heavily. The scene cuts to black then fades up to Warner Bros. Pictures logo then it switches to Warner Animation Group. The scene fades in to black then fades out to Finn who meets Fionna.)
 * Teaser Trailer

Finn: The power is strong in my family. My father has it. Marceline has it. I have it. You have that power, too.

Fionna: I know. A new age is about to be burned. Dr. Gross has been reincarnated. Patience St. Pim still exists. Don John was set free. We must do something about it.

(The scene cuts to black and the text says "On April 3rd." The scene shows clips from the movie until the scene cuts to black. We hear Finn who pants.)

Finn: Who the hell are you guys?

(The scene cuts to the pop culture characters who wave hello to him. The scene cuts to the title to "Adventure Time: Awakening". The scene cuts to a text which it says "April 3rd. Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D and Dolby Cinema". Teaser ends.) (The scene cuts to Patience St. Pim and Flame Lord who meets Dr. Gross in her throne room.)
 * Full Trailer

Dr. Gross: When you two failed deep, I saw new incredible power. And now, we're here for our vengeance on Finn and his family.

(The scene cuts to Finn who uses his new mechanical arm then he smiles. The scene cuts to black and fades up to Warner Bros. Pictures, Warner Bros. Animation and Cartoon Network Movies logos then fades back to black. The scene cuts to Fionna and Cake's treehouse as we see Finn who looks at it while the song plays "Pure Imagination" by Ghostwriter Music.)

Finn: I was raised on that island. Martin left with me when I was a baby.

(The scene shows the raft with Finn as a baby who eats breadstick from the breadstick wand. The scene cuts to black then fades up to Patience St. Pim.)

Patience St. Pim: No one will stand in our way, Doc. I will finish what LSP started.

(Dr. Gross uses buzzsaws for hands to turn Marceline into a robot while she struggles. The scene fades up to the text with "Warner Bros. Pictures presents". The scene cuts to Finn and his army who run to fight Dr. Gross and her new robotic army.)

Marceline: There are stories about what happened.

Martin: I know. It's all true.

(Text says "On April 3rd." The scene cuts to clips from the movie.)

Martin: The good. The evil. They exist.

Minerva: The power. It calls to you, my son.

Dr. Gross: Fulfill your destiny.

(Tentacles strangle Marceline as it's about to attaches Marceline's mind while she screams in agony. The scene cuts to black then the song stops.)

Finn: I wish I could forgive you. And maybe you could be part of the family.

(Dr. Gross feels sad as she shows him her hand. The scene cuts to black then fades out to the title "Adventure Time: Awakening" while the female choir sings "Come With Me". Cuts to text which it says "April 3rd. Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D and Dolby Cinema." Trailer ends.) (Warner Bros. Pictures, Warner Animation Group and Cartoon Network Movies logos start. The scene shows Minerva and Martin in a hospital who sleep with their newborn son Finn while the song plays "I'd Love to Change the World" by Jetta.)
 * Final Trailer

Finn: My name's Finn Mertens. I was born on Founders Island. One fateful night, my father saw a woman with glasses riding on a tiger with her henchmen. He found a raft that'll lead them away. But then, on a stormy night, the Guardian tries to kill my father. He said he'll be back for me. Until then, he tried to defeat it with a device which its eye explodes. And that's why I went to Ooo for years. Until eventually, I returned and turned the Guardian off. And that's why I went back to Ooo and eventually, LSP saved the land from the crazy elemental island. After this, the humans arrive to Ooo. And I saw my mom again. One year later, My mom, friends and I saw the gateway to Aaa.

(The scene cuts to Dr. Gross who tortures Marceline in her new laboratory.)

Dr. Gross: I know what you want, Marceline. You shouldn't have done that.

(The scene cuts to Finn who uses his new mechanical arm to shoot a tree.)

Flame Prince: I've seen this power once. But back then, it didn't come along the plan. It does now.

(The scene cuts to Flame Lord who sits on his bed then he throws the goblet out the window.)

Flame Lord: The new age will be burned. Kill it. If you have to.

(Flame Lord aims his gun at the top of the castle while he breathes shakily. The scene cuts to black with the text which it says "On April 3rd." Scene cuts back to Finn who duels Patience St. Pim and Dr. Gross then cuts back to Princess Bubblegum who talks to Marshall Lee.)

Princess Bubblegum: We both have the same species.

Marshall Lee: And we both have the same love, my bride.

(The scene cuts to Flame Prince who uses his axe while Flame Lord uses his spear then they engage a fight.)

Flame Prince: Come on!

(They struggle then the scene cuts to Frieda and Susan who fly on their planes.)

Master Chief: This is not going to go the way you think.

(The scene cuts to epic battle scenes while the text says "A new adventure awaits".)

Dr. Gross: Give... me...

(Scene cuts to Dr. Gross who strangles Marceline.)

Dr. Gross: ...everything.

(She tries to shave Marceline's head while she screams then the scene cuts to black and the song stops. The scene fades in to Finn who hugs Martin and Minerva.)

Finn: I want a reunion to be a happy time. And it's the only way I need.

(Minerva and Martin are about to cry then Finn hugs them. The scene cuts to black then fades out to the title "Adventure Time: Awakening". The scene cuts to Finn who grabs a Terminator while in fire mode.)

Finn: (Demonic voice) We will rip both of your arms and then both of your legs. And then we will rip your head right off your spine. You will be this armless, legless, headless thing, won't you? Going down the street. Like a metallic Tootsie Roll. In the wind. And you know who I am. I am Finn.

(Finn rips a Terminator limb from limb then becomes normal mode.)

Finn: Oh. Uh... I have a parasite. (Minerva gasps) Yes. I'm fine, mom.

(The scene cuts to the text which it says "April 3rd. Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D and Dolby Cinema." Trailer ends.)