Ladies Night/Transcript

Tina Fey's Narration
I'm tired of customizing a stupid sandwich! It's so repetitive, BMT after BMT after BMT. It's ok when it comes to Tuna Trio, though.

Jennifer Aniston's Narration
I need a brake so I can buy some mascara! My job prevents me from looking pretty. It is like, horrible. You wish you didn't live like--well, me!