WikiViews/Earth vs the Spider (2021 film)

(WikiViews logo shows as Nolan and Dillon just sit there viewing the trailer for Spider-Man Homeguard)

Announcer: This summer spidey's back and he's battling a huge spider

Nolan: Wait what???

with Mel Brooks as the spider

(TomTom comes in and gives Nolan a letter)

Nolan; What'cha got little bud (he opens to see Earth Vs The Spider starring Tom Holland) Ok i just gotta say it Tom Holland and spiders are one thing but having a film where tom holland battles a spider??? What was Hollywood thinking???

Dillon: Everyone knows that Tom Holland is secretly a spider.

Nolan: yeah cause he's Spider-Man

Dillon: And he is a member of a race of insectoid aliens pretending to be celebrity humans to topple humanity.