Funny Things Happen in Walteria

Characters

 * Mr. Newman
 * Ms. Golden (Main Character and Protagonist)
 * Alexandros Martinez
 * Elisa Martinez
 * Christian Martinez
 * Lorna Martinez (Villian)

Story
In this episode, each day, Amy Golden was going to take the rest of the afternoon off. The first night she came back to Redondo Union High when there was a robbery, she called the Martinez’s and told them that Redondo Bank got robbed. The next night when there was another robbery, Amy Golden called Martinez’s and told them that the Jewelry Store got robbed. The next days, when Amy Golden called the Martinez’s, there were no clues.

Later, the Mr. Newman thought that Miss Golden was fired, although Lorna kidnapped her, and the Mr. Newman printed out the message Lorna faxed to him. The fax had characters cut out from magazines. Then, Martinez’s came to the Redondo Union High and read the fax, Alex read: ''I have Golden. Bring $100,000,000 in un-marked non-consecutive bills to Miss Golden's house. No Funny Stuff. Love, Lorna. ''

Then, Martinez’s go to Amy Golden's house on 69, Yodelinda Valley Lane. When the enter Amy Golden's house, there was Amy Golden standing in place, and Lorna roped on a chair, with duct tape covering her mouth. Amy Golden tells the Martinez’s that what is important is that she's safe, and that they can send Lorna to jail. But the Martinez’s changed their mind to get Amy Golden and Lorna mixed into each other. First, Martinez’s grab Amy Golden, throw her to the sofa that is a lot of feet away, and then Miss Golden hits the sofa as the sofa falls backwards and gets up on her knees after being hit. Martinez’s say some things claiming her to be Lorna. Then, as the hands change from Miss Golden's skin to Lorna's skin, Christian rips Amy Golden's hair off and finally, Lorna appears. Then, Lorna jumps up and then she grabs Christian with her hair and sticks her with gel around her on one of Miss Golden's windows, making the Martinez’s her victims. Then, Elisa goes to Christian and tries to shred off the gel, and then Lorna uses her hair again to grab Elisa and put gel on her and then stick her on the window on Christian' right hand side. While Alex is trying to unrope the former Lorna, which could possibly be Miss Golden, Lorna warns Alex to stay away from her. Then, Lorna pulls out her fake breasts, and throws them at Alex, who punches them away. Then, Alex tricks Lorna into doing better than that. Lorna locks Alex with her hair snakes and then sticks her on the window with the other two. Then, Miss Golden quickly goes over to Lorna and yells to her that she hasn't won yet. Then, Amy Golden pulls off the Lorna head, revealing herself, and then starts fighting Lorna. Lorna throws Miss Golden around causing her to break her own property. Then, Miss Golden becomes extremely mad, and does a super-attack on Lorna, and then they break through a window and splash into the pool. They fight under the water surface and after it was done, Miss Golden exits the pool. Then, Lorna reaches to the surface and her hair gets slacked down and becomes a lemon. Miss Golden grabs the vase, gets the flowers out of there, fills up the vase with water, and splashes the water on Martinez’s to free them. Then, Lorna exits the pool and becomes gets angrier. Lorna doesn't need her hair to beat the four of them. Then, Amy Golden's final idea was to buzz off all of Lorna's hair with a pair of scissors. Lorna tells Miss Golden NOT to do it, and Amy Golden buzzed it all off.

Finally, Miss Golden returns to Redondo Union High. Amy Golden tells them where came up with $1,000,000 for the ransom. The Martinez’s tell her that it was not $1,000,000, and that it was the Mr. Newman's dirty laundry, which were the whites. Then, the Mr. Newman goes the Prison Area and tells them that the visiting hours are almost over.

In the end, Amy Golden and the Martinez’s saved the day, and the Narrator classified them as "The Cuties of Redondo Union".