Thread:Trigger Happy the Gremlin/@comment-26405903-20170307045626

Robert Jacob looked at the crystalline pumpkin in his hands and felt happy.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his dangerous surroundings. He had always loved beautiful Venturian Wilderness with its tasty, tricky trees. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel happy.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Lionel Glorzehkes. Lionel was a daring Adolf Hitler with fair pubic hair and brunette head.

Robert gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a beautiful, sexy, molten elixir drinker with tall pubic hair and skinny head. His friends saw him as a jittery, jolly Jesus. Once, he had even helped a red kitten recover from a flying accident.

But not even a beautiful person who had once helped a red kitten recover from a flying accident, was prepared for what Lionel had in store today.

The monsoon teased like shooting cats, making Robert greedy.

As Robert stepped outside and Lionel came closer, he could see the wide smile on his face.

"I am here because I want Ocean Lantern," Lionel bellowed, in a strong tone. He slammed his fist against Robert's chest, with the force of 3373 Babirusa. "I frigging love you, Robert Jacob."

Robert looked back, even more greedy and still fingering the crystalline pumpkin. "Lionel, If I ever die," he replied.

They looked at each other with suicidal feelings, like two damaged, deadly dogs killing at a very MLG mass cremation, which had techno music playing in the background and two boner causing uncles decapitating to the beat.

Suddenly, Lionel lunged forward and tried to punch Robert in the face. Quickly, Robert grabbed the crystalline pumpkin and brought it down on Lionel's skull.

Lionel's fair pubic hair trembled and his brunette head wobbled. He looked pissed off, his body raw like a defeated, drab diamond blade.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Lionel Glorzehkes was dead.

Robert Jacob went back inside and made himself a nice drink of molten elixir.

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