Marceline 2: Crisis on Fire Kingdom/Transcript

(The scene fades up to the forest as the text says "The forest in the Land of Ooo" then the text fades out. Banana guards search for something happening in the forest while they follow Princess Bubblegum.)
 * Movie

Banana Guard: I'm sure someone's around here somewhere.

Banana Guard 2: Oh, yes. I definitely prefer to walk around the forest instead of Fire Kingdom.

Banana Guard 1: You knew about this?

Princess Bubblegum: Come on, we gotta find someone who escaped from the Fire Kingdom.

Banana Guards: Yes, Your Forgiveness.

(They find somewhere until they were turned into pigs. They see a shadow figure.)

Banana Guard 3: Hey, who's that? (Ash charges at the banana guards.) Attack!

(They attack Ash until he turns them into lizards. Princess Bubblegum runs to a banana guard who turned into a parrot.)

Princess Bubblegum: What happened?

Banana Guard 4: Someone turned me into a parrot.

Princess Bubblegum: He's here. (sniffs) I can smell him.

(Princess Bubblegum walks to the trees on fire until she sees Bandit Princess who broke Flame King and Don John out of Fire Kingdom.)

Bandit Princess: Tell me. Do you believe in fire? The world begins to crawl with crazed demons. This is the world worthy to burn, don't you think? (prayers murmur)

Princess Bubblegum: (slowly walks to him) You're Bandit Princess.

Bandit Princess: And what if I am?

Princess Bubblegum: You're gonna have to...

Bandit Princess: Ah-ah! (the ropes cut loose as the chickens fall into the burning trees) Stay where you are. (sighs) Such wonderful caws.

Princess Bubblegum: How could you?

Bandit Princess: Why would I know you've had to come immediately? Bonnibel Bubblegum, the princess of Candy Kingdom.

Princess Bubblegum: So you knew my name.

Bandit Princess: You've hardly met my daughter for the first time. Are you content with what this world has become? It seems like you certainly are. I escaped from the kingdom. Let's turn the clock back into the days of evil.

Princess Bubblegum: I don't take orders from anyone.

Bandit Princess: You're sure? Very well.

(Flame King snaps his fingers and his soldiers draw their swords. She fights Flame King's soldiers until they get burned.)

Princess Bubblegum: Come back here! You're not leaving me!

Bandit Princess: Oh, yes, I am. And I'll have my revenge on Fire Kingdom. Push it down.

(His soldiers push the wood down and blocks Princess Bubblegum. She sees Bandit Princess and her army walking out on her. The fire whooshes and the title reads "Marceline 2: Crisis on Fire Kingdom." After the title, the scene cuts to the theater in Goblin Kingdom.)

Goblin actor: Goblin Kingdom's in chaos. It's nighttime when the vampires sneak around, hunting for blood until Marceline appeared at the gate of the kingdom with Flame Princess, Lemongrab and Finn. She staked his army again and fought The Fool, The Hierophant, The Empress, The Moon and The Vampire King himself. (goblins gasp) I know what you're all thinking: "Boy, has Marceline been a greatly successor." (goblins murmur) Look, she's right there. (goblins see Marceline and her mother and friends)

Goblin in the audience: Oh, yes, I see. She staked the vampires for the third time.

Goblin actor: Of course she did. And it's all thanks to her, she killed the Vampire King in the heart with a stake after she broke his fangs with her sword. Finn, you did a great work when you helped her out with Jake. And you broke her curse after you kissed, right?

Finn: Oh, yes. Thanks.

Goblin actor: Don't mention it.

Finn: (chuckles) Who's funny? I'm barely funny. (goblins applaud)

Goblin actor: Anyway, as I was saying, she barely made it to the throne after they staked the vampires.

Flame Princess: Where'd they come up with this stuff?

Marion: Actually, I think they did.

Flame Princess: Oh.

(The scene cuts to the Goblin Theater outside and text says "Goblin Kingdom" as Marceline and her mother and friends talk indistinctly)

Marceline: Did you know that Marceline's based on me?

Marion: Actually, it does seem based on you. So how would you know?

Marceline: It might be a research.

Marion: Oh, sure.

Marceline: Left and right, everyone likes me after I killed the vampires.

Marion: (chuckles) Of course they do. And maybe they'll have your autograph.

Marceline: Gee, that's... really lovely, mom.

Flame Princess: Hmm. No wonder Marceline's famous or something.

Finn: Don't worry. My mom's still alive somehow.

Marceline: Wait. How'd you know about your mother?

Finn: Well, it's because I... (sighs) I really missed her so much. And that's why my father left with me when I was a baby.

Marceline: Wow. That's really ironic. I can't believe your dad left with you when you were an infant after I became a vampire, and now you broke the curse.

Finn: Yes, I know.

Marceline: I'm really immortal so I don't need to live anymore.

Finn: Thanks, Marci. I knew you'd like me.

Marceline: Don't mention it.

(A transport ship engine hums and hovers. Goblins scream and run back as the window door whooshes open then the stairs go down and Dr. Gross waves along with Marceline and her mother and friends.)

Dr. Gross: Hello, Marceline. So good to see you this afternoon, huh?

Marceline: Yep, that's me. And you're Dr. Gross, right?

Dr. Gross: I sure am. I see you brought your mother back to life. And your curse is lifted when Finn kissed you by true love's kiss after you killed the vampires. (Goblins come out) And you wanna know why? (plays the Founder's Song and sings) We had to leave our place because


 * The world was dyin'


 * And everyone that wasn't dead
 * Spent all of their time cryin'
 * Our ways had failed, nature had failed


 * We made a lot of errors
 * The Founders had some new ideas
 * That made everything better
 * Our Founders dreamt of this island
 * Our ships landed on its shore
 * They built our wonderful Guardian
 * To keep destruction from our door


 * The Hiders fear these new ideas


 * But do your best to help them


 * 'Cause just outside is darkness and death
 * Disease, monsters, and problems
 * So come out of your hiding place


 * Come out of the darkness


 * And we'll find a new way


 * To live by the light of the Founders

Marion: (spoken) Wow, that's creative.

Marceline: Oh, can I ask you something?

Dr. Gross: Yes, sure, go ahead.

Marceline: How come you're alive and why'd you come to Ooo?

Dr. Gross: I'm actually still alive because I had to use a transport ship to come to Ooo. It seems... really impressive. Your friend's a bit of fire, a piece of gum, a human grass, a stretching dog, and you're dating a human. Your life seems constantly in... love. As long as I'm strong, I'll help you out now.

Marceline: Gee, that's nice. Did Finn mention about her mother? He missed her so much. Martin left with him when he was an infant.

Dr. Gross: Don't worry. His mother's still alive. Minerva, your son's still alive. ​​​​

(Minerva walks down and meets Finn)

Minerva: Finn. Oh, thank goodness, I can't believe you're all right. I, uh... I just wanted to apologize for everything. I'm really sorry for letting you leave the island.

Finn: It's okay, Mom. You didn't mean it.

Dr. Gross: I'm afraid I have some terrible news. Flame King and Don John were broke out of Fire Kingdom by Bandit Princess.

Marceline: They did? How'd Flame King burn the trees last night?

Dr. Gross: I don't know. But I somehow managed to save Princess Bubblegum?

Marceline: Oh, thanks, doc.

Princess Bubblegum: Sorry, Marci. I was stuck in the forest and I was saved by Dr. Gross and it's all thanks to her with Minerva.

Marceline: It's all right. No need to apologize.

Jake: Hmm. Maybe that's... really ironic.

Dr. Gross: Hey, who's that yellow-talking man?

Finn: Oh, that's Jake. He's a stretching dog and my brother.

Dr. Gross: Wow. Can you show me?

Jake: Sure. (morphs into a house) Huh?

Dr. Gross: Oh, that's incredible. I've never seen a dog stretch before.

Marceline: You wanna check out my tree house?

Dr. Gross: (beat) Sure.

(At the airship cargo, Flame Lord talks to Bandit Princess.)

Flame Lord: So, how'd you find me?

Bandit Princess: Let's see. I woke up from a long slumber and I set you and Don John free. You got something to discuss?

Flame Lord: (he frantically kneels down) I don't want something to discuss! Well, maybe I wanna discuss something because it will never happen next time. Please don't use your hand...

Bandit Princess: To do this? (uses her hand to whack Flame Lord several times) Yeah, not feeling it, buddy. (Whack!) Think you'd have to burn all the trees... (Whack!) and chickens after Bubblegum was saved by... (Whack!) Dr. Gross and Minerva Campbell.

Flame Lord: I understand, Bandit Princess, but I think I know where Marceline lives.

Bandit Princess: Oh, that's cool. You think you might be wondering why her mother has been resurrected.

Flame Lord: Or maybe read a report on your desk every once in a while... (Whack!)

Bandit Princess: No, I got apprentice stuff to do. Speaking of which, where's Widow I set her free anyway?

(Widow comes in and pushes Flame Lord away while she's on her pet tiger.)

Widow: He-hey.

Bandit Princess: Three things.

Widow: Go.

Bandit Princess: Capture Finn and her mother.

Widow: Got it.

Bandit Princess: Bring her to me and Ash.

Widow: On it.

Bandit Princess: And bring Minerva to Flame King.

Widow: No problem.

Flame King: I understand you could do those three things.

Widow: I know. And that's how we're gonna find Finn and Phoebe.

Ash: Precisely. Who's gonna help you all out?

Bandit Princess: Actually, that'll just be Widow and Flame Lord, that's all.

Ash: Right. So Marceline thinks I'm a psycho jerk. Find Phoebe and Finn then bring them to me.

Widow: Understand, Ash. Let's find them.

(They find Finn. Meanwhile, at Marceline's house, Finn sits across from his mother.)

Minerva: I know Widow saw my son as a child. Martin abandoned many years ago and I was really sad. However, thankfully, Martin's coming back to Earth so I must apologize to him.

Finn: Oh, yeah. My dad's coming back.

Minerva: Don't worry. I'm sure he'll be back somehow. Where the Glob is Martin Mertens anyway?

Finn: Hmm, I wonder why he had to go back to Earth. And maybe I used the breadstick wand since childhood.

Minerva: I know. (footsteps run) What's that noise?

(Widow's tiger jumps into Marceline's house after it breaks the window and growls then Flame Lord enters as Finn and Minerva gasp.)

Widow: Hello, Finn Mertens. Flame Lord and I are here to capture you both.

Finn: Widow? What have you done with my father?

Widow: Your father? Don't you mean, "your husband"?

Minerva: I knew the Seekers had to arrest you after you took vengeance on them.

Widow: You fools! This time, it's your turn to be an entree. Okay, Flame Lord. Take care of them. ''Bon appetit. (chuckles)''

Flame Lord: Sorry, Minerva. You're gonna have to come with me.

(Finn and Minerva use their karate moves on Flame Lord, but he turns around, chuckles, ties them up and takes them to the airship.)

Finn: Untie us! Let us go!

(Outside the tree fort, Marceline, Flame Princess, Marion, Dr. Gross, Princess Bubblegum and Fern laugh. She sees Flame Lord who captured Finn and Minerva.) (The scene opens with a number that says "2" and clips with Marceline. After the clips, the title lands next to 2 and the black screen explodes. The title says "Marceline 2: Crisis on Fire Kingdom".)
 * Teaser trailer

Narrator: ''Marceline 2: Crisis on Fire Kingdom. Available on DVD and Blu-ray this summer.''

(Text says "Available on DVD and Blu-ray this summer.) (The scene opens with the title named "Marceline". It shows clips from the film until Bandit Princess and her army appear.)
 * Second teaser trailer

Bandit Princess: Let's turn the clock back into the days of evil.

(The title lands on the black screen and explodes.)

Narrator: ''Marceline 2: Crisis on Fire Kingdom. Available on DVD and Blu-ray, July 16th.'' Narrator: A woman, who killed all the vampires from her past again, had become immortal again. The Land of Ooo was in peace. However, the two evil Flame Royalty had escaped.
 * Short trailer

(The text says "The two villainous royalty escaped" with Flame King and his army)

Bandit Princess: Let's turn the clock back into the days of evil.

(The song plays "Mighty Long Fall" by Olivia Olson and the title lands on the black screen then explodes)

Narrator: ''Marceline 2: Crisis on Fire Kingdom. The crisis begins on DVD and Blu-ray July 16th.''

(Text says "On July 16th, the crisis begins.") Narrator: A woman, who killed all the vampires from her past again, had become immortal again. The Land of Ooo was in peace.
 * Full trailer

Marceline: They did?

Narrator: However, the two evil Flame Royalty had escaped.

(Text says "The two villainous royalties escaped.")

Bandit Princess: Let's turn the clock back into the days of evil.

Minerva: Bandit Princess set Flame King and Don John free.

Flame Princess: My father?

Minerva: There's only one thing that Bandit Princess wants: To take revenge on Fire Kingdom.

Flame Princess: Why do you have to go?

Marion: There is no way I'm letting her kill Bandit Princess and her army.

Marceline: It's my duty to defeat her. (they hug each other) Thanks for everything, and... goodbye.

(Text says "Who will be killed?" as the song plays "Mighty Long Fall" by Olivia Olson.)

Fern: If Marceline dies, the kingdom will burn.

(Text says "Marceline or the Flame Royalty?")

Marion: Wait! You'll end up becoming a killer again.

Minerva: Fire Kingdom will lose its way.

Princess Bubblegum: Think about your survival before others'.

Bandit Princess: We'll take over Founders' Island.

Marion: Just stay alive! I need you to be brave!

Marceline: Mom!

Flame Lord: Watch her die! (Kicks Marion out of the ship as she screams and falls into the ocean)

(Text lands on the red screen and says "The sequel to the huge hit!" as it shows clips from Marceline: Crisis on Fire Kingdom and War for Patience St. Pim)

Marceline: Bandit Princess.

Bandit Princess: Is that all you got?

Flame Princess: Just you wait, Marceline! (tries to jump across the edge, but falls into a cart of vegetables)

Dr. Gross: As long as I'm strong, I'll help you out now.

Ash: If you're strong, you live. If you're weak, you die!

Marion: I survived, Marceline.

Marceline: I promise I'll return.

(Scene fades up to Marceline, Patience St. Pim, Flame Princess and Dr. Gross who confront Bandit Princess.)

Bandit Princess: So, we finally meet.

Marceline: Let's settle this fight.

(They fight Bandit Princess as title shows "Marceline 2: Crisis on Fire Kingdom/Marceline 3: War for Patience St. Pim".)

Narrator: ''Marceline 2: Crisis on Fire Kingdom. Marceline 3: War for Patience St. Pim.''

Bandit Princess: I'll end this today.

Finn: Marceline!

(The scene changes to Blu-ray combo packs of Marceline 2: Crisis on Fire Kingdom and Marceline 3: War for Patience St. Pim with text on the bottom and saying "Crisis on Fire Kingdom: July 16th" and "War for Patience St. Pim: November 19th".)