Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat (season 2)/Episode 1b: An Unusual Family

Transcript
(Title and episode production credits appears. The episode opens on a sunny afternoon, and we zoom into the alleys beside the Magistrate's palace)

Jet-Jet: Come on Cha-Siu, ya slowpoke!

Cha-Siu: I'm not as fast as my grandma Nai-Nai, ya know! *barks and then meows*

(We see a young golden retriever walk into the frame. Sheegwa slowly walks up)

Sheegwa: Hi there, I am Sheegwa Miao. What's your name?

Bo: The name's Bo.

Sheegwa: Hey, wanna play catch?

Bo: Yeah, of course I wanna!

(Cut to a montage of Bo and Sheegwa playing. After the montage ends, the Alley Cats come up)

Ling: Oh look, it's Tiny Inkfa-

Lik-Lik: No-no, no-no!

Ling: Uh what?

Lik-Lik: Ling, Sheegwa's not a tiny inkface, she's A INKLESS-FACE! SHE DOESN'T HAVE SIAMESE MARKINGS!

Ling: Well, I failed at bullying. You continue, Wing Wing.

Wing Wing: Haha, looks like Sheegwa is playing with an outcast.

(the Alley Cats laugh)

Bo: *whimpers and sheds a tear*

Jet-Jet: *gets in Bo's face* Aw look, aren't you gonna cry?

Sheegwa: Says the softie!

Jet-Jet: *looking visibly embarrassed* Roasting sucks.

Lik-Lik: Come on, cry ya dweeby little cat hater!

(Sheegwa tries to lead Bo away from the Alley Cats)

Sheegwa: Ignore them Bo! They're just jerks, softies, and weiners!

Lik-Lik: Go run home to your mama! Oh wait, you have no mama!

Sheegwa: LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE OR I'M TELLING NAI-NAI!

(The Alley Cats look scared)

Ling: Uh-oh...

Lik-Lik: We're screwed.

Jet-Jet: I should be with the cook over at Sagwa's by now.

Hun-Hun: This is bad.

Lik-Lik: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

(The Alley Cats scramble away while screaming)

Sheegwa: Why do the Alley Cats hate you?

Bo: It's a long story, but I'll tell you later.

(Transition wipe to Tai-Tai spying on Sheegwa and Bo walking in the palace gardens)

Tai-Tai: What is that tiny siamese kitten doing now? I would send my sleeve dogs after her, but I hate those sleeve dogs now because THEY WON'T STOP ARGUING WITH THE CATS OVER THE WHO ARE THE FAVORITE PETS OF THE PALACE!!!

(Cut to Bo and Sheegwa)

Bo: I'll tell you my story now. I was born in an alley way. My mother was run over by a cart when I was only a week old, and I ended up being a street dog. Then the next day, those two grown up dogs came by. They were both boys, and their names were Li and Shaiming. They adopted me and have been caring for me ever since. It's why I have two babas.