I Hate Fun!

'''I Hate Fun! '''is a song from the upcoming play.

Lyrics
Mary Piker: Fun is torture!

Fun is horrificalicalical etc.

Fun should be thrown away

in to the binetc.

Wonka: Oh, come on! Fun is fun!

Mary Piker: No! Fun is horrifical!

What sort of a silly fundiout wants spots on his face at breakfast-time?

Mr Piker: Yes, it's horrifical!

Mary Piker: I HATE FUN!

FUN IS BAD!

ALL HOLIDAYS AND VACATIONS SHOULD BE STOPPED!

CHILDREN ARE MEANT TO WORK, NOT TO PLAY SPAD!

I AM TOP OF MY FORM!

AND I'VE ALWAYS MISSED TORMS!

SO I HATE FUN!

YES I HATE FUN!

Mr. Piker: Quite right my dear.

You are what you are, dearestiest dear.

Both: Let's go down into the cellar and smash the machine that makes this dreadful stuff!

Horrifical puffiestful puff!

Mary Piker: I HATE FUN!

FUN IS BAD!

ALL HOLIDAYS AND VACATIONS SHOULD BE STOPPED!

CHILDREN ARE MEANT TO WORK, NOT TO PLAY SPAD!

I AM TOP OF MY FORM!

AND I'VE ALWAYS MISSED TORMS!

SO I HATE FUN!

YES I HATE FUN!

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