Aaron Apocalypse/Trailer transcripts

These are the trailers for the 2008 film Aaron Apocalypse.

Teaser Trailer
* green MPAA screen*

* The 2005 Lionsgate logo, the 2006 Legendary Pictures logo, and the 1994 Regency logo are all in three separate boxes as still images*

* thunder crashes*

Narrator: In a house by a cornfield...

* zooms into the house*

Narrator: Lies a mistreated kid...

* shows Aaron getting beaten up*

Narrator: Who is about to come a long way...

* shows Aaron running in the woods*

Narrator: In his adventures.

* screen shows Aaron, Anya and Ali*

Aaron: Fun times ahead of us now.

* Awesome music plays*

THIS SUMMER

Narrator: This summer...

* shows a car chase*

Ali: We're under attack!

Anya: Calm down, Mr. Whiney.

* cuts to Evil X*

Evil X: I am going to end the human race! And I will rule the world! Muahahahahaha!

BE THE HERO

Narrator: Be the hero...

* Aaron misfires the gun*

Ali: Anymore bright ideas, genius?

Aaron: Yeah, I got a few.

* Aaron jumps onto Evil X's truck and kicks Evil X and Evil Y out of it*

Aaron: I'm driving!

* shows several action scenes from the movie*

AARON APOCALYPSE

Narrator: Aaron Apocalypse.

Evil X (on phone): I will destroy you and EVERYONE YOU LOVE!

* Aaron hangs up*

Anya: Is... everything okay?

Aaron: Yeah, I'm fine. Give me another strawberry.

* Anya feeds Aaron a chocolate-covered strawberry*

JUNE 20

Theatrical Trailer #1
TBD

Theatrical Trailer #2
TBD