The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie 3: A Mermaid's Rescue transcript

Prologue: The Pirate's intro
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The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie 3: A Mermaid's Rescue

Captain Bart is standing by the look out tower, looking through his telescope, and he sees Inky rowing in a rowboat with another treasure chest.

Captain Bart: "What the dare devil?"

Inky: "Captain Bart, I got it, I finally found it!"

Inky rows over to Captain Bart's location spot.

Captain Bart: "What be in that treasure chest?"

Squinty: "Show us what you've got in there."

Bonesy: "This had better be good."

Scruffy: "Thar be tickets in there."

Stitches: "Open it, we wants to find out."

Inky opens the treasure chest and finds tickets to The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie 3: A Mermaid's Rescue.

Tiny: "Wow!"

Captain Bart: "I've never thought I've seen these with me own eyes, (they take some of the tickets out of the treasure chest) tickets to the 3rd SpongeBob movie!"

All Pirates: [Cheering Wildly]

Captain Bart and Pirates: 'Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea? SpongeBob Squarepants'

'absorbent and yellow and porous is he'

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if nautical nonsense be something you wish

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then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

The pirates reach their destination: the exact same movie theater from before.

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Concession Guy # 1: "Oh good grief."

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Concession Guy # 2: "Not them again."

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The pirates take their proper seats and enjoy watching the movie themselves while other people are in the back row of the audience.

Scene 1: Bikini Bottom/Outside The Krusty Krab (SpongeBob's dream sequence)
Narrator: "Ah, Beekeeni Bottom, so beautiful, so majestic, and so (the scene goes right to the kelp forest) peculiar, (the next scene goes right outside and inside the Krusty Krab) here, we find ze Krusty Krab, where SpongeBob takes hees career as ze world's greatest fry cook."

Mr. Krabs is looking through his spy-scope in his office.

Mr. Krabs: "Ah, what a beautiful sight seeing me wonderful paying customers."

Narrator: "But zere ees just 1 beeg problem."

Mr. Krabs notices Plankton stealing 1 of the krabby patties from 1 of the tables.

Mr. Krabs: "Great barrier reef, it's that no good Plankton again, man your battle stations!"

Plankton: "You're not gonna ring me out, Krabs, when I put you outta business, my restaurant will be successful as yours."

Mr. Krabs: (stopping Plankton in his tracks) "Not so fast, Plankton."

Plankton: "Hey, what are you doing?!? you can't do this to me!"

Mr. Krabs: (throwing Plankton on a blue Frisbee) "So long, you thieving shrimp!"

Plankton: "I WENT TO COLLEGE!"

Plankton is now thrown over to the outside of the Chum Bucket.