The Crazy World of Aaron/First Day of School Transcript

(theme song plays)

(theme song ends)

(The episode starts off with showing a mansion)

(It then shows Aaron and 2 ladies)

Aaron:So like I told Bobby, lets go to taco bell.

(The ladies laugh)

Lady #1:You so funny.

Lady #2:And hot.

Aaron:I know, I know. Hey lets go to the bedroom real quick

Lady #1:Ooo!

(Then they start walking to Aaron's bedroom and then alarm starts beeping)

Aaron:Aye what's that?

Lady #1:(starts beeping like an alarm)

Aaron:What the?

(Lady #2 does the same as well)

Aaron:AHHHHH!

(Then in the real world Aaron wakes up)

Aaron:Ugh. First day of school.

(He dresses up and then goes downstairs)

Dad:Oh look who it is. It's the freshman!

Mom:Hope you have a good first day of high school, honey!

(Tyrone comes downstairs)

Mom:Hope you have a good day at kindergarten sweetie!

Dad:I hope you meet good friends, Tyrone!

Tyrone:I will and I promise I will make all A's unlike my brother!

Aaron:You are literally starting Kindergarten they grade you on how you behave, but you will prob get an F in behavior anyways.

Tyrone:Fuck you!

Dad:Woah Tyrone. We don't tolerate cussing in this house.

Tyrone:Sorry it's just that Aaron always teaching me how to cuss!

Aaron:What the fuck?! That's a fucking lie right there!

Mom:Aaron!

Aaron:...Shit.

Tyrone:Oooo! He said shit!

Aaron:You said shit too you dumbass!

Tyrone:No u did, you fuck nut!

Dad and Mom:Boys!

Dad:Ok Aaron just walk Tyrone down to the elementary school I would drive him but your mother and I got work.

Aaron:Ok.

(Aaron and Tyrone walk down to the elementary school)

Tyrone:Thanks bitch!

(Aaron punches Tyrone)

Tyrone:Oww! I am telling mom!

Aaron:Whatever

(Aaron then runs to his school)

(Then Aaron shows up to his classroom)

Aaron:I am here!

(Then the students and teacher looks at him)

Aaron:Is this Mrs. Novan's room?

Teacher:No I am Mrs. Jackson.

Aaron:Oh come on.

(Then he goes to other classrooms but still not his homeroom teacher)

(Then "Mrs. Jackson" walk up to Aaron)

Mrs. Jackson:I am just kidding I am Mrs. Novan.

Aaron:...

Mrs. Novan:Also I need to sign your planner.

Aaron:What planner? This is High school not elementary school.

Mrs. Novan:We always sign planner at Whatever High School.

Aaron:I don't even have a planner

Mrs. Novan:Oh that's because you were LATE!

Aaron:Whatever. Where do I even get a planner.

Mrs. Novan:You can get them in the auditorium.

Aaron:Ok.

(Then it shows Mrs. Novan's classroom)

(People were partying)

(Then someone comes inside classroom)

Student:MRS. NOVAN IS COMING GUYS!

(Everybody start cleaning stuff up)

(Then Mrs. Novan and Aaron comes in)

Mrs. Novan: Ok class meet Aaron, this dumbass forgot to show up on school in time everybody laugh!

Kids: Hahahahahahahhahahah! Dumbass! HAHAHAHA BLACK DUDE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA SKINNY ASS NIGGA. HAHAHAHAHHAHA U TELL EM NIGLET.

(Aaron then walks to his seat, which was between Emily and christopher)

Emily: Surprised, you made it

Christopher: Thought your dumbass got jumped

Aaron: Ain't nobody going to jump you

Christopher: You will see, bro. You will se.

Aaron: Wait you gonna jump me.

Christopher: Nah man, but every nigga gotta have their first time getting jumped. It's rule number 84 in living in the hood.

Aaron: What's the first 83 rules.

Christopher: I don't know if they even exist to be honest.

Aaron: Then why have rule 84.

Christopher: Because....because...Aaron just shut the fuck up, god damn I am trying to learn man.

Aaron: Whatever.

Mrs. Novan: Aaron and Christopher, shut yo ape ass looking asses up! Anyways class good morning!

Class:...

Mrs. Novan: I said good morning

Class:...

Mrs. Novan: I said good morning...

Someone(offscreen): Ayo shut yo dumbass up.

Mrs. Novan: Damn ok. I am your teacher Mrs. Novan, it says it on the board, Mrs. Novan, N-O-V-A-N.

(one of the students gets up)

Student: I am bout to go to 7/11, yall want anything

Some student: Ass!

Another student: Apple

Student: Aight got yall(mumbles)wait what the fuck is a 7/11 again.

Mrs. Novan: Kid! Oh my god, this is a bad first day.

Aaron: Yeah no kidding.

Emily: Well, what we gonna do for the rest of the episode.

Mrs. Novan: We are going to, we are going to.....

(Then it goes to a fake commercial break)

Channel 3000: We will be right back to The crazy world of Emily.

Emily: Wait this is my show?

Aaron: Wait hold up this is my show.

Emily: Not anymore, haha!

Aaron: Wait what the fuck?

coming soon.