Sonic the Hedgehog: Triple Trouble/Transcript

Robotnik is Freed
The films opens on September 29, 2010 in Albania. In the middle of nowhere, there is shown to be a large maximum-sercurity prison. Inside the prison, Four sercurity guards are shown walking around, while another four are chatting with each other. Many prisoners in cells are shown. One prisoner, is Dr. Robotnik, who was sentenced to life in prison for his war crimes after the events of the first film.

Robotnik: 459 days in prison.

A guard bangs on the cell of Robotnik.

Guard: Hesht, Ivo. Ju mund të mos jeni më kërcënues, por jeni memec dhe i bezdisshëm.

Robotnik: (whisper) Fat Albert. I've learned enough Albanian in this prison and now I realize that they talk bullshit.

At the front desk, there are two guards. The both of them are unsuspecting. However, that is changed when an anymonous person enters the front.

Guard #2: Woah, woah, woah!

The camera cuts to the anymonous person, who is wearing a hoodie, raising their head. The person is revealed to be Robotnik Robo, now renamed Egg Robo. Egg Robo shoots at the guard with his lasers and heads for the prison cells. Another guard comes.

Guard #3: Woah, woah! Alarmi i kuq! alarm i kuq! është dikush që po thyhet në të-

Egg Robo keeps shooting at the walls and guards until he gets to the cell.

Egg Robo: I'm here, master.

Robotnik: Just as I expected.

Egg Robo keeps shooting at the cells, releasing several prisoners. The prisoners beat up the guards, and some even hide in the guards room. Egg Robo keeps doing this until he makes it to Cell #19, where Robotnik is. Robotnik makes an evil smile. Egg Robo releases Robotnik from Cell #19 by shooting his laser.

Robotnik: Long time no see, master Robotnik. You came a little bit late but still on time. How's the Death Egg going?

Egg Robo: Good so far. It's 99.10% completed.

Robotnik: So it IS completed?

Egg Robo: Yes. Exactly

A prisoner runs by them.

Prisoner: Le të ikim dreqin nga këtu!

Prisoner #2: Let's gooo!

Egg Robo: I feel bad for you, dealing with these dummies.

Robotnik: Don't be, I'm out now.

Robotnik and Egg Robo exit out of the prison, with many prisoners running away in the background. In Robotnik's Egg Mobile, Egg Robo pilots it and Robotnik stays in the passenger seat. Robotnik and Egg Robo manage to escape the crime scene before any police, firefighters, or FBI soldiers can arrive there at the scene. When several cars and trucks arrive, the scene turns to black. And then, the title screen appears.

' SONIC THE HEDGEHOG TRIPLE TROUBLE. '

New York City Fight
A text on the screen says "NEW YORK CITY. 12:37AM." It shows everybody in a city temporarily evacuating due to a military message of a giant robot warning. The camera zooms into a supposedly normal car wash in the middle of the city, named Thomas' Car Wash. But, beneath that car wash is a military base. Given the code name, Area 55. Thomas Mackerel is looking at radiation scannings.

Svenson: Sir!

Mackerel: What?

Svenson: You know, the giant robot thing is sending weird radiation. Radiation things that we've never seen.

Mackerel: Hmph. Tell me more.

Svenson: You see, look at these readings. They're going above the roof! Literally above the roof.

Sanchez walks into the room.

Sanchez: Hey! Uhm, we got everyone in the city evacuated. Babies, kids, teens, adults, grown-ups, old people. You knów. All safe from the giant robot.

Mackerel: Sonic and those…other guys will stop the giant robot.

Svenson: And Knuckles and Amy and Tails and the black guy.

Sanchez: Shadow! C'mon guys, you've known them for two yeas, how do you not know their names?

Svenson: Only Shadow. Though.

Mackerel gets a single on his radio.

Radio Guy: (on radio) Sir! The giant robot is in the city with some allies too. Do I send in Team Sonic?

Mackerel: Yes. Send them in.

In the city, the giant robot arrives. It starts destroying buildings and vehicles with its tiny other robots. To be exact, ten robots.

Giant Robot: CARS!

A piece of TNT is sent at two of the robots, and it explodes, killing both of the robots.

Giant Robot: Wha?

The camera goes to a corner, with Shadow, Tails, and Amy there.

Shadow: I sent the TNT. Now what?

Tails: Wait. We have to wait for the perfect time.

Amy: Screw perfect times. I wanna go in there now.

Shadow: We gotta wait Amy. When we get a signal from Knuckles.

A few seconds later. They see Knuckles attack one of the robots.

Shadow: What is he doing? He's gonna get himself hurt!

Amy: I guess we go out there.

Tails: We don't really have a choice.

Shadow: Uggh. Okay.

Tails, Amy, and Shadow charge out to fight the tiny robots while Knuckles tries to destroy the giant one. The giant robot gets Knuckles off of its head and runs away, destroying buildings in its sights and nearly crushing the group.

Knuckles: That didn't go well.

One of the tiny 4 foot robots escape and Shadow chases after them.

Shadow: Get back here!

Shadow chases the robot, who shoots a missle at him which destroys a building. The robot and Shadow go through a building with two old people who are playing Uno, and not Chess. Tails, Amy, and Knuckles chase after the other robots, as well as almost bumping into Shadow.

Shadow makes the robot follow the group and uses his Chaos Blast, which he learned from doing without using the Chaos Emeralds. The Chaos Blast causes all the four foot robots to get oblierated.

Knuckles: I really gotta start getting used to that.

Tails: We still have the giant robot to deal with.

In the base, Mackerel is there.

Mackerel: Call down, Sonic. To deal with the last robot.

In an helicopter, a military soldier listens to the radio call and opens up the helicopter doors. A shadow appears and it is revealed to be Sonic, with a parachute on. Sonic jumps out of the helicopter once the doors finish opening and unlocks his parachute halfway into his jump onto the New York City highway.

Sonic: Guys, I'm in position!

A few seconds before he goes to the highway, Sonic cuts off his parachute and rolls onto the highway. He runs towards where the giant robot is heading while it destroys vehicles, cars, houses, and buildings.

The robot goes through the highway, destroying half of it. In slow motion, Sonic is barley able to grab onto the giant robot before it goes away from the highway completely. Sonic shoots at the robot with a gun at its neck.

Sonic: Stupid robot.

The robot falls down from the shots it is given from Sonic (and the robot nearly being decapitated) and lands in a highway tunnel, while Sonic lands on the ground, near the tunnel. Tails, Amy, Knuckles, and Shadow follow him, as well as some military soldiers, who check on the giant robot.

Shadow: Punkass robot. Any last words?

Giant Robot: Yes.

The robot takes two seconds to pause before saying something else.

Giant Robot: Robotnik.will.rise.again.

Knuckles: Robotnik?

Amy: That's not good.

The giant robot starts to say something else while it malfunctions.

Giant Robot: D-D-D-D-D-D-Death E-E-gggg.

Sonic and Shadow shoot at the robot’s head, causing it to explode and die. The now deceased robot catches on fire.

Svenson: Robotnik. Rise. Again?

Sonic: But he’s in prison.

Mackerel barges in.

Mackerel: At least he was.

Sanchez: What're you talking about?

At the base, Mackerel plays a news recording.

Michael Pollock: I'm Michael Pollock here at the crime scene of an Albanian prison where an unknown person broke in and killed several guards. Many inmates were released from the prison due to the person including worldwide terrorist, Ivo Robotnik, who was sentenced to jail at this prison two and a half years ago. A manmade FBI hunt is being launched with an $1 million bounty for those who manages to bring Ivo Robotnik back to prison. An extra $2 million is being offered for any other prisoner you manage to capture. Here, in Albania.

Shadow: So Robotnik's escaped.

Svenson: Yeah, and basically, manmade hunt. A million dollars for whoever catches him.

Sonic: We got to find him before he causes anymore harm like he did last time.

Mackerel: There's a possibility he is still in Albania. So we can search for him there since he may not be very far.

Sonic: Good idea. But we need to rest for the night. Especially with all the destruction we've caused.

Sanchez: Yeah. Try to go and get some rest. We'll deal with this tomorrow.

A New Day
At the same night, Jeff is packing stuff into his briefcase as he prepares to move the next day.

Jeff's Dad: So, Jeff. You done packing?

Jeff: Uh, yeah dad. Almost done.

Jeff's Mom: So Harold, what job should Jeff work at

Jeff: Job?!

Jeff's Dad: You see Jeff, me and your mother have been thinking about you getting a job once we move to Queens Village.

Jeff's Mom: I heard there's a school there you can work at! I.S. 109. They're hiring new janitors after the last one was fired for smoking. You can do it in the bathrooms!

Jeff: Mom, I'm okay with working at a school. Lunch teacher, yeah. Staff member. Yeah. But as a janitor? No way!

Jeff's Dad: But Jeff, it has a good paycheck! $50 an hour for six hours a day five days a week! Add that up and its $1,500 a week! How would you not want that job!

Jeff: Mom, it's a good paycheck, but. Those bathrooms are SO dirty!

Jeff's Dad: That's why you have a good paycheck!

Jeff: One time in fourth grade, I saw a kid taking off his shirt in the bathroom because of how sweaty he was.

Jeff's Dad: I mean, I would've done that too.

Jeff looks at his dad weirdly.

Jeff: Dad. Just, no.

Jeff’s Dad: Alright,

Jeff's Mom: Oh…

Jeff: Mom, dad. You know what? We'll figure this out tomorrow when we move. Let's just go to sleep.

Jeff's Dad: Whatever you say.

Jeff's Mom: Goodnight sweetheart.

Jeff's mom kisses him.

Jeff: Good night.

Jeff's Dad: Remember! Wake up at 8:30.

Jeff: Yes, I know dad.

Jeff goes into his room and shuts off the light. It cuts to the car. Jeff and his family are about to move. Jeff is saying goodbye to Timothy.

Timothy: I'mma miss you Jeff.

Jeff: Yeah. I have your phone number though.

Timothy: So, we are still going to talk right?

Jeff: Yeah, of course!

Timothy: Cya, Jeff.

Jeff: Cya.

Jeff gets into his mom and dad's car into the front seat and they start driving.

Jeff's Dad: Okay, time to hit the road!

Jeff's Mom: Why do I sit in the backseat?

Jeff: Mom, you get distracted at the wheel very easily. It's more safer to put you in the backseat.

Jeff's Mom: (disappointed) Fair enough.

It shows a one minute road montage of Jeff and his family driving in their car. It goes on until they finally arrive at their home in Queens. Braddock Apartments.

Jeff: Oh. An apartment?

Jeff’s Mom: Yep.

Jeff's Dad: Ahh! Can you smell that? The fresh air, the beautiful grass, the 84 degree great weather!

Jeff's Mom: Our apartment room is supposed to be 2B.

Jeff's Dad: Yes, it is.

They go into their apartment, which is pretty big. The kitchen has a window and is a seperate room. There is a room for Jeff's mom and dad to do stuff in the bed, as well as a seperate room for Jeff himself. There is also a bathroom and closet.

Jeff: Hm. Pretty nice place.

Jeff’s Mom: I mean, it's decent enough. Maybe an 7/10 for me.

Jeff’s Dad: Yeah. Let’s start unpacking now.

Jeff: Oh my god, is that a rat?

Jeff: Ew.

Jeff walks to his room and closes the door, which turns the screen black.

The Death Egg
The black screen from when Jeff closed the door transitions to a metal door opening from sideways. Robotnik and Egg Robo step out of an elevator and walk out of it. They approach the Death Egg, which is finally complete and ready to launch into orbit. There are several robotic clones of Sonic being made as well as new badniks. Robotnik's base is located in Albania, 30 miles from the prison he escaped from.

Robotnik: Ah yes. I haven't visited this place in a long time.

Egg Robo: As I said, the Death Egg is 100% complete and is ready to launch into orbit bu-

Robotnik: You haven't launched it into orbit this whole time?

Egg Robo: Let me finish my sentence, please master.

Egg Robo: Okay so, it's fully complete and we have enough resources to launch it into space. BUT, the problem is, we need seven Chaos Emeralds in order to do that.

Robotnik: '' WHAT?! '' Are you insane! There were six Chaos Emeralds we had! And one of them were destroyed which makes it five! What do you mean seven Chaos Emeralds?

Egg Robo: Well you see. We actually found out there were eight Chaos Emeralds.

Robotnik looks at Egg Robo confused.

Robotnik: I'm sorry, what now?

Egg Robo: Lemme show it to ya. ''SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GET OVER HERE, NOW!''

Scratch and Grounder, two badniks created by Robotnik come with the seven Chaos Emeralds.

Robotnik: Seven. Emeralds…

Egg Robo: Wanna explain it to him?

Grounder: Well you see, me and Scratch were digging because we found some radiation in an cave near this base, and guess what? We found two emeralds! Apparently there were eight emeralds and we hadn't found two of them. So-

Scratch: When one of them was destroyed when Sonic put the emerald into Metal Sonic's chest, there were seven. And that's the perfect amount we need to power up the Death Egg and launch it into space!

Robotnik: Makes sense.

Egg Robo: So that's what happened.

Scratch: But there's one tiny problem.

Scratch and Grounder show the news report of Robotnik's escape. Robotnik gets angry and throws the remote into the TV, causing it to break.

Robotnik: Are you kidding me right now?! Because of this Pollock guy, I'm wanted, again!

Grounder: I mean, anybody who escapes from prison immediately becomes wanted so…

Robotnik: Shut up!

Egg Robo: I have an idea. How about reviving Metal Sonic?

Robotnik: Metal Sonic! Yes! I can revive Metal Sonic and defeat Sonic. And maybe, even kill him.

Scratch, Grounder, and Egg Robo: WOAH!

Egg Robo: I hate Sonic too, but you don't have to go that far.

Robotnik: Sorry, I spazzed out in the moment. Where is Metal Sonic anyway?

Grounder: He's at Point Nemo.

Robotnik: Finding Nemo?

Scratch: No! The pole of inaccessibility, a.k.a. Point Nemo, the nicknamed loneliest place on earth where it is also called, the Spacecraft Cemetery!

Egg Robo: Thanks for the information, nerd.

Scratch: I don't see you saying anything smart, dummy.

Egg Robo: Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Scratch: Oh.

Robotnik: Well, let's get to Point Nemo!

Grounder: But boss, it's pretty hard to get there. It took approximately 15 days 10 hours and 37 minutes to get there on the fastest boat.

Robotnik: Well, we use my Egg Mobile! It can travel at the speed of sound so let's go!

Egg Robo: Whatever you say, master.

Robotnik: But you know…

Robotnik: I wanna build another robot.

Scratch: What kind of robot?

Robotnik: A robot like Metal Sonic, except 5x stronger. Mecha Sonic.

Egg Robo: Didn't you already have a robot named Mecha Sonic?

Robotnik: Well yes, but that one malfunctioned not even a day after I made him. And there was Silver Sonic while I was on West Side Island, but he was useless. I can name him. Mecha Sonic, Mk. II. So, we have Mecha Sonic Mk. II and Metal Sonic team up. And combine both of their powers, to defeat Sonic.

Egg Robo: Splendid idea, master!

Robotnik: So, what're we waiting for? Let's go, go, go!

The Giant Badnik of Albania
An helicopter lands on a snowy ground on a high mountain. The helicopter door opens and Mackerel steps out.

Mackerel: You all can come out!

Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Shadow, and other military soldiers including Svenson exit out of the helicopter. Sonic and his friends are all wearing winter equipment.

Svenson: You guys are really lucky you bought winter equipment.

Knuckles: Tell me about it.

Sonic: So, we're searching for Eggman here?

Tails: Yes. And we have to find whatever Death Egg the robot told us about.

Svenson: What does Death Egg mean? Is it like, an egg that kills you?

Shadow: Obviously not.

Amy: Maybe a giant egg

Sonic: Eggs or no eggs, we have to search for Eggman on this mountain. It's not too far from the Albanian prison he escaped from so he must be nearby.

Amy: Plus, there’s no way he would survive in the cold for that long without proper equipment.

Shadow: So you're saying he would die from hypothermia or starvation or dehydration? Or one of those three things?

Amy: Maybe, Shadow. Just maybe.

Mackerel: We can keep searching for him, gang!

Knuckles: Wait!

Sonic: Did you find something Knuckles?

Knuckles: I hear something.

Svenson: Wait no, I hear it too!

Sonic puts his head gently down to the snowy ground and hears rumbling. All of a sudden, a giant badnik comes out of the ground.

Svenson: Woah! Woah! Woah!

Mackerel: JESUS CHRIST!

The badnik is revealed to be a giant 30 foot badnik with the codename, Caterkiller. A purple carterpillar with two yellow antennas on top of its head, wrecking through the snow.

Knuckles: What is that thing?!

Sonic saves Amy from getting crushed by the Caterkiller.

Amy: Thank you, Sonic!

Sonic: Stay here, guys.

Sonic runs towards the Caterkiller.

Tails: Sonic!

Shadow: What is he doing?

Sonic runs towards the Caterkiller while the military soldiers shoot at it. Sonic punches the Caterkiller's head until it busts open. Sonic tries to destroy the brain and wires into it. But this causes the Caterkiller to go even more insane and moves around very very very quickly like it is having a seizure.

Knuckles: Stay back, stay back!

One military soldier gets shoved to the helicopter very hard, knocking them unconscious.

Sonic: W-ooooo-oooooo-oooooooaaaaaahhhhhhh!

Tails: Sonic!

Shadow jumps onto the Caterkiller's head and digs his hand through the Caterkiller's brain, causing it to explode. Sonic, Shadow, and the others are sent flying back, while the Caterkiller is dead.

Sonic: E-everybody ok?

Shadow: Yeah.

Amy: Super-duper.

Svenson: Me too.

Tails: Eggman sent out that badnik to try and stop us from reaching him.

Knuckles: Ya think?

Sonic: A giant worm badnik.

Svenson: This guy's unconscious but he only got a concussion. Nothing serious.

Mackerel: You know what, we need to return to Area 55. Let's go.

It zooms out from the characters to reveal Scratch and Grounder on top of a mountain with a remote control that controlled the giant worm badnik.

Grounder: Well that failed.

Scratch: Well we need a new plan.

Grounder: Say…that Balkiry kid.

Scratch: Yes. We have something very nice to deal with him for.

The Job Application
Jeff Balkiry is shown sitting on a chair in a school, I.S. 109. The PA speaker then comes on.

PA Announcer: Jeffrey Cera Balkiry, please come to Principal Danver's office.

Jeff: And they really have to say my full name, huh?

Jeff walks all the way down the hallway to Principal Danvers' office, walking in and meeting Danvers.

Danvers: Hello Jeff. I am Principal Michael Danvers.

Jeff: Hello, Mr. Danvers.

Danvers: Take a seat, get yourself comfortable!

Jeff pulls out a seat and sits on it in front of Danvers.

Danvers: Okay so, uh, let's look at your record.

Jeff: Kay.

Danvers: Let's see…you played football during seventh grade, worked a part-time job in ninth grade, is 19 years old currently, and did good in grades. Hmm, pretty nice!

Jeff: Yes, and I went to Las Vegas one time and almost died!

Danvers: How did you almost die?

Jeff: I don't wanna talk about it.

Danvers: So Jeff, what do you to consider to be your greatest strengths and weaknesses?

Jeff: My greatest strengths are being strong and helping others out while my weakness is the bathroom. Speaking of the bathroom, is there anyway I can not do the bathroom?

Danvers: Well, you can do stuff other then the bathroom, like the lunchrooms, the classrooms, and the auditorium.

Jeff: Fair. That's fair.

Danvers: Okay so, describe your characters in a couple of sentences.

Jeff: Very strange man.

Danvers: Be serious and specific.

Jeff: Okay fine. I'm nerdy and optimistic.

Danvers: Now that's better.

Danvers: Now, one more question.