Lethal Mistakes

Sometimes, I hear that everybody makes mistakes and that kind of offends me a little. Speaking of which, I know one example and those are the dodo birds in the Ice Age franchise by 20th Century Fox.


 * I didn't count these dodo birds
 * But I know at first there seemed to be a lot
 * Some were marching like a military band
 * And some trained their workouts for their plot
 * They call it the "dodo way of life"
 * For the 3 watermelons they failed to protect
 * One had been tossed off a cliff as possible
 * With some dodos jumping off the same place for self-neglect
 * That's one of the lethal mistakes they've ever done

Prima: Oh, my~! I don't like it when they're dumb.

Kimberly Jordan: I know, Prima, my daddy told me the same with his own words.

[Mani Hatsu]
 * There were two watermelons left
 * And the furry heroes wanted something to eat for the baby boy
 * But the remaining dodos tried to get that melon back
 * Oh, these birds are the ones I bet their minds they annoy

[Eleanor Forte]
 * When one bit the mammoth's tail
 * And the melon flung into the air over the pit unleashing smoke
 * Three of them tried so hard to save the melon
 * But they all fell into their deaths which is a fate to provoke

[Mani & Eleanor] And that's another lethal mistake

Prima: That's dreadful. You know, about my dear Tonio...


 * Sometimes he goes too high
 * Up to the uppermost brink of insanity
 * And as a result, his drunkenness led to damages no one likes to see
 * That makes me want to call the doctor who can easily solve this cause
 * I just hope he won't ever be a madman
 * Lethal mistakes are hurtful flaws

Kimberly: OK, back to the dodo birds~


 * There was a silly sloth named Sid
 * Who was getting surrounded by them when the last melon remains

[Mani Hatsu]
 * He had his quick thinking protecting the same melon
 * So he shoved them aside causing dodo pains

[Eleanor Forte]
 * Then he victoriously smashed the melon
 * Allowing the baby to eat the pink stuff inside

[Prima]
 * After that moment, the last dodos stacked up
 * Doing their final thing with personal pride

So, you're going to say that they were trying to fly?

Kimberly: Yeah, but I've learned from one of the old commercials that dodo birds can't fly and it's been proven that their wings are extremely small. The one on the top wanted to jump off and the whole stack all flapped trying to get on balance, but it's a flunk for all of them. They fell off the other side of the cliff.

[All] And that's the final lethal mistake they've done~

Kimberly: I hope I can meet a dodo bird alive in the afterlife. And I want to see how soft their feathers are~