Loveducks in a Barn/Transcript

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(Intro. It starts at the barn. Pat is baking a pie.) (He places the pie on the outside of the kitchen. Beatrice, who is shown to be pregnant, is sitting and singing.)
 * Pat: (Adds peaches) There. Finish. Now, it's time to add the crust of the pie. (Adds the finishing touches.) Much better.
 * Pat: Beatrice? I made a pie. What's the matter?
 * Beatrice: Well, I'm having a baby and it's kicking.