Hiding History



Hiding History



Mervyn Mouse: Why does history exist?

Rover Rabbit: Because history is a fundament.

Mervyn Mouse: (livid) SKANK YOU!

Rover Rabbit: (harassed) What a complete mysteron!

Mervyn Mouse: Tailcoats exist only in cartoons. How Long Will I Love You? was originally sung by Ellie Goulding. Digga Digga Dog is an original song. Aled Jones first performed Walking in the Air.

Houston Hyena: Hello, you evil slagwad!

Mervyn Mouse: What do you want?

POW!

Houston Hyena: Absolute bergen!

Moral: History is a permanent changing chronology.

The End

Euan John Banner

23 February 2019