Best of Hamton Week transcript

[All-New Tiny Toon Adventures Theme Music In Background]

Buster: We’re lucky we’re not confessin’ 

our show’s now back in session 

I’ve always learned my lesson

Babs: I’m having lots of fun

Plucky: I’m filled with elation, I’m back on television

Shirley: for the next incarnation, I’m not calling up a nun

Professor Daffy: welcome back to ACME Looniversity for another school year

Buster: wow, a test

Babs: I don’t need rest

Plucky: I’m not living in fear

Buster, Babs and other Tiny Toons gang members: we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little looney, it’s All-New Tiny Toon Adventures and we’re number 1

Buster and Babs: now the show has begun……

Prologue: Buster and Babs’s introduction
Buster: "Hiya, toonsters, I'm Buster Bunny,"

Babs: "and I'm Babs Bunny."

Buster and Babs: "No relations."

Buster: "Today's the best of Hamton Pig week, where we show all of you many cartoon animated shorts featuring our best friend for life, Hamton J. Pig."

Babs: "And now here's an episode short where we thought Mr. Pig went missing, but ended up in the basement.