Big Game (Phineas and Ferb)/Transcript

(At the Flynn-Fletcher house)

Mr. Krabs: I'm glad you asked, son. Remember when I went to that fast food convention and stayed in that fancy hotel? I had a beautiful room. The employees were so friendly. They catered to me every whim, no matter how demeaning it was. Because they lived by a code. And that code was engraved in fine gold above the grand fireplace: "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request." Everything was perfect...until I got the bill! They charged me for everything; $25 for a hamburger! [takes out a whole burger from inside his body] If they can charge that much for a lousy burger, imagine how much I could charge for a lousy Krabby Patty! And thus, the Krusty Towers was born.

Phineas: The Krusty Towers, huh? Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, where's Perry?

(Perry knocks on the lair door and jumps in it after it opens.)

Major Monogram: Good morning, Agent P. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to no good again. He robbed a bank, stolen Nowhere's lottery money and built his own casino. Your mission is to find out why, and if necessary, put a stop to it.

♪ Doo be doo be doo ba Doo be doo be doo ba ♪

♪ Perry! ♪

(Phineas and Ferb are building a hotel)

Isabella: Hey guys. Whatcha doin'?

Phineas: We're building our own fancy hotel. Taller than the Krusty Towers.

Candace: Phineas, what is this? A hotel?!

Phineas: Do you like it?

Candace: (gets angry) Ooh, you wait until I'll tell Mom!

(Scene shifts to the casino)

Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus, you are just in time for grand opening! (Doofenshmirtz cuts a ribbon and reveals a sign)

♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Casino! ♪

Doofenshmirtz: You like it? Now, with all the money included the lottery money that I've, uh... (chuckles) collected, I opened my evil casino. Everyone like games in casinos. You know win for money. But they will lose because every game in the casino is electronically set in my favor. I've cheating! Which is why I created this machine. I call it the Cheat-inator!

(Scene shifts to the hotel that is a tall building.)

Phineas: The Ferb Towers is now open for business! Come inside. [now inside Ferb Towers] Isn't it beautiful? Isabella, Buford, Baljeet, you are the hotel employees. Here comes our first hotel guest. [The Turners enter. Mrs. Turner rings bell] Welcome to the Ferb Towers, where our motto is "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request."

Mr. Turner: Hey! Aren't you a little young to be a hotel owner?

Phineas: Yes. Yes, I am. Now sign the register. [Mrs. Turner signs]

Isabella: Here's your room key.

Buford: I take your bags.

[The Turners take the guest elevator while Buford takes the employee elevator.]

Buford: Well, here's your room. Enjoy your stay.

(Scene shifts to Doofenshmirtz Evil Casino)

Doofenshmirtz: That reminds me, Perry. (Presses button on remote) (Robot arms trap Perry) Got you! (Laughs) (Muriel, Eustace and Courage enter) My first customer.

Eustace: An evil casino?

Doofenshmirtz: Welcome! First time in a casino?

Muriel: Oh, Eustace.

Courage: Hmm...

Doofenshmirtz: A simple game of chance! Please, take a free pull! Who knows, maybe you could win the jackpot!

[Doofenshmirtz gives Eustace a nickel. Eustace laughs as he walks to the slot machine. He puts the nickel in the slot and pulls the lever down. The three reels on the slot machine spin. Eustace look at the reels in excitement, and they stop on 2 lemons and a "BAR"]

Slot Machine: Loser! (Doofenshmirtz laughs)

Eustace: What?!

Doofenshmirtz: See, Perry? I made him lose. Thanks to the Cheat-inator, they're losers.