Minnesota Cuke and the Harp of King David: A VeggieTales Movie/Transcript

(Universal Pictures, DreamWorks Pictures and Big Idea logos start. The scene fades to white background and credits appear and say "Universal Pictures and DreamWorks Pictures present", "a Big Idea production", "Minnesota Cuke and the Harp of King David: A VeggieTales Movie", and "Created by Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki".)

Bob: Okay, Larry. It's time for the theme song

Larry: Uh, y-yeah, Bob. What do I do?

Bob: Hmm, let's see. I know! You play the guitar.

Larry: Bob, I don't have any hands.

Bob: Oh, you're right. Well, okay, well, you play this!

Larry: I don't wanna play that. I'll look silly!

Bob: Oh, come on, it'll be fun!

Larry: Nope. Not gonna do it.

Bob: It's for the kids.

Larry: Oh, okay. But they better not laugh.

Bob: All right, better get on out there.

(Larry walks on the screen with a sousaphone. While he plays it, Bob appears.)

Bob: If you like to talk to tomatoes

Bob, Jimmy and Jerry: If a squash can make you smile

All: If you like to waltz with potatoes

Up and down the produce aisle...

Bob: (clears throat) Excuse me. Have we got a movie for you!

All: VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales!

VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales!

Bob: ''Broccoli! Celery! Gotta be...''

All: VeggieTales!

Junior: ''Lima beans! Collard greens! Peachy keen!''

All: VeggieTales!

Larry: ''Cauliflower! Sweet and sour! One full hour!''

All: ''VeggieTales! There's never-ever-ever-ever been a movie like VeggieTales! There's never-ever-ever-ever been a movie like VeggieTales! It's time for VeggieTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!''

(Larry collapses as Jean-Claude shouts and falls into a sousaphone. Larry blows Jean-Claude out of a sousaphone as the veggies laugh. The scene fades to the park as Art, Barney, Emma, Junior Asparagus, Laura Carrot, and Lenny play at the playground. We see Bob, Larry, Petunia Rhubarb, Madame Blueberry, Dad Asparagus, Mom Asparagus and Archibald Asparagus who sit on a wide bench.)

Bob: Wow, Larry, what a great idea you had to come to the park today.

Larry: Yes, Bob. Going to the park is the happiest day of our lives.

Petunia: It sure is, honey.

Bob: Aw, shucks. (to the audience) Oh! Hello, everybody, and welcome to VeggieTales. I'm Bob the Tomato.

Larry: And I'm Larry the Cucumber.

Bob: And we're here to answer your questions.

Larry: Yep, that's right.

Bob: I bet you're wondering why Larry and Petunia have kids. After they marry each other, they've decided to adopt three kids from the orphanage. And yes, their names are Art, Barney and Emma.

Barney, Art and Emma: Hi!

Larry: Petunia.

Petunia: Yes, Larry?

Larry: Today, we have a letter from Samuel Joseph Whitacre of Lutz, Florida. And he writes, "Dear Bob and Larry, I'm Samuel Joseph Whitacre of Lutz, Florida, and I'm 23 years old. I felt quietly depressed that I've never had anything that could make me happy. So I was wondering if you could help me feel happy."

Petunia: Oh, dear.

Larry: Oh, dear is right.

Bob: Gee, Sam, I know all about happiness. Madame Blueberry, can you define happiness?

Madame Blueberry: Sure. Happiness means the state of being happy.