Transcript of Adventure Time: Awakening (Sam the Editor's version)

(The scene fades in to Mark Dindal who reads a magazine and smokes a cigar then looks at the camera.)

Mark Dindal: Hello, welcome to "Adventure Time: The Movie". I'm Mark Dindal. And I'm the director of this movie. So excited you could make it. This movie contains something else that's intended for young audiences. And let me make up some rules. First rule, silence your cell phones and don't ruin the movie ever. Second rule, always keep quiet in the theater. Third and final rule, dispose the trash after the show. And please, the exits are left, right and behind you. (Stands up) Okay, that is, uh, "silence your phones, keep quiet and dispose the trash after the show." I guess that might work out after all. Anyway, I'm gonna have to say, "Enjoy the movie." And thanks for coming to the movie theater. (Smiles) Enjoy the movie, everyone. (Winks and leaves)

(The scene fades out and in to the Land of Ooo as text says "One year after the Gumbald War." The camera pans down to Finn's new house. In his new house, Finn sleeps with Flame Princess as an alarm blares then Minerva wakes up and sees Finn and Flame Princess sleep.)

Minerva: Wake up, Finn. I need you.

(Finn wakes up and exhales)

Finn: Wow, that was a crazy dream. (Sees Minerva) Mom? Why did you wake me?

Minerva: Because a new threat is coming. I had a vision.

Finn: What is it?

Minerva: We'll explain on the way. Let's go.

Finn: Oh. Come on, Flame Princess. Let's go kick some hams.

Flame Princess: Huh? Oh, clam! A new threat's here!

Finn: I'll eat a protein bar. Good for bones. (Eats a protein bar) Oh. This is good. Let's run.

Flame Princess: Right away, Finn.

Finn: Marceline, let's go.

Marceline: Is it?

Finn: It's a new threat.

Marceline: Oh, damn. We gotta go check it out!

(Finn, Minerva, Flame Princess and Marceline run to the door. Finn opens the door as he, Jake, Flame Princess and Marceline see something really different. They see the gateway to Aaa in surprise.)

Finn: What's this?

Marceline: A gateway to Aaa.

Finn: Why is the gateway to Aaa built on the edge of the grass fields?

Minerva: Well, that's the funny thing about Aaa. You see? It can appear just about anywhere. The Candy Kingdom, the Fire Kingdom, and even the Ice Kingdom.

Finn: But I always thought Aaa was created by the Ice King, who created the Fionna and Cake books that were based on the real Fionna and Cake.

Minerva: Nope. It's just a gateway. Are you sure it's a good idea?

Finn: Oh, I'm pretty sure it is.

Flame Princess: Wait a minute. Isn't that why the gateway was actually built where it doesn't care until everyone knows all about it?

Finn: Oh, yes. And according to Simon Petrikov known as Ice King, Fionna and Cake can probably exist.

Marceline: Really?

Finn: (Rubs Marceline's shoulder) Yes, Marceline.

Flame Princess: That sounds like a crazy idea.

Finn: What an odd thing to say.

Marceline: (Awkwardly) Oh, sweet mercy.

Minerva: Hey, you two look... something different. Do we know each other?

Marceline and Flame Princess: Nope.

Minerva: Yes, but you two don't remember. I'm Minerva Campbell, I'm the mother of Finn.

Marceline: Oh, right. I'm Marceline Abadeer. It's really nice to meet you.

Flame Princess: (Chuckles) It's very nice to meet you, too.

Minerva: Thanks, girls. It's been my pleasure.

Finn: What should we do now? Should we jump to the portal? Or should we wait for Fionna and her friends to come?

Simon: Maybe we'll have to jump.

Minerva: Oh. Hello. You're Simon Petrikov, right?

Simon: Yes, I am. And you're Minerva Campbell.

Minerva: Yes.

Princess Bubblegum: I'll have to tell you when you come back to Ooo.

Peppermint Butler: Yeah, it'll be awesome when you have a new adventure.

Jake: I'm coming.

Finn: Oh. I guess you're right, Jake. You and Rainicorn could come.

Jake: Thanks. Isn't that right, Lady?

Lady Rainicorn: Oh, yes, it is.

BMO: We're all brave.

Minerva: I really hope we don't get sucked in.

Finn: Wait, did she really say "sucked in?"

(The portal sucks Finn, Minerva, Jake, Peppermint Butler, Marceline, Simon, Flame Princess, Lady Rainicorn, Princess Bubblegum and BMO in while they scream. The camera zooms into the portal as the title shows "Adventure Time: Awakening". The camera zooms to Finn and his mother and friends who are unconscious on the ground. Finn gasps, wakes up, groans, pants and runs to the treehouse.)

Finn: (Faintly) Fionna! Cake!

(The black screen fades up to the grass plains.)
 * Comic-Con Trailer

Dr. Gross: There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?

(Finn wakes up and pants then runs to the treehouse. The next scene shows Lemongrab who rides on his horse. Another scene shows Martin Mertens who rides on his ship while he flies to the gateway to Aaa. Another scene shows Fionna who runs to the woods. Another scene shows Frieda who flies on a plane with Susan. The scene cuts to black then cuts back to Dr. Gross who becomes reincarnated.)

Dr. Gross: The new age... (Draws her sword then the scene cuts to black) will be burned.

(Finn runs to the turret while the song plays "Tom Sawyer" by Rush then he enters it. He aims at the HK-Aerials then fires. The scene cuts to black then the screen fades up to the title named "Adventure Time: Awakening". The song ends and the text says "April 2020". Trailer ends.) (The scene opens with the ocean then the scene fades up to the blue rocks until Marceline's hand touches them. The camera pans up to Marceline who breathes heavily. The scene cuts to black then fades up to Warner Bros. Pictures logo then it switches to Warner Animation Group. The scene fades in to black then fades out to Finn who meets Fionna.)
 * Teaser Trailer

Finn: The power is strong in my family. My father has it. Marceline has it. I have it. You have that power, too.

Fionna: I know. A new age is about to be burned. Dr. Gross has been reincarnated. Patience St. Pim still exists. Don John was set free. We must do something about it.

(The scene cuts to black and the text says "On April 3rd." The scene shows clips from the movie until the scene cuts to black. We hear Finn who pants.)

Finn: Who the hell are you guys?

(The scene cuts to the pop culture characters who wave hello to him. The scene cuts to the title to "Adventure Time: Awakening". The scene cuts to a text which it says "April 3rd. Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D and Dolby Cinema". Teaser ends.) (The scene cuts to Patience St. Pim and Flame Lord who meets Dr. Gross in her throne room.)
 * Full Trailer

Dr. Gross: When you two failed deep, I saw new incredible power. And now, we're here for our vengeance on Finn and his family.

(The scene cuts to Finn who uses his new mechanical arm then he smiles. The scene cuts to black and fades up to Warner Bros. Pictures, Warner Bros. Animation and Cartoon Network Movies logos then fades back to black. The scene cuts to Fionna and Cake's treehouse as we see Finn who looks at it while the song plays "4 Minutes" by Rose Falcon.)

Finn: I was raised on that island. Martin left with me when I was a baby.

(The scene shows the raft with Finn as a baby who eats breadstick from the breadstick wand. The scene cuts to black then fades up to Patience St. Pim.)

Patience St. Pim: No one will stand in our way, Doc. I will finish what LSP started.