Wilbur Troutbeck

Wilbur Troutbeck is a song from the upcoming play.

Lyrics
Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa doompety doo

I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa loompa doompety dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me

Why do you have such a boastingful boy?

He's such a showingoffingfulful boy (yes he is).

Does he boast that he has more boys?

Or more toyingfulfullfulyful toys?

Now he's on his to the MELTING ROOM!

Where he would be melted to a shoom

But don't be worryingfullyfulnessless!

Wilbur Troutbeck will notfulnessless be harmed

No, he will notfulnessless be harmed.

But if he is, it serves him rightlessness!

Oompa loompa doompety da

Stop being boastingful then you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do