ROBLOX: The Movie Pitch Meeting

Step into the pitch meeting that started ROBLOX: The Movie!

Script
* ROBLOX: The Movie spoilers ahead!*

Executive Producer Guy: So, you have an animated movie for me?

Screenwriter Guy: Yes sir, I do! Now this one's gonna be based on the computer game ROBLOX.

Executive Producer Guy: Oh, you mean the game with all those Noob things and the "oof" noises?

Screenwriter Guy: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Executive Producer Guy: I don't really see how this could be a good movie, to be honest.

Screenwriter Guy: What if I told you it would make a lot of MONEY?

Executive Producer Guy: Oh, money? I'm totally in! Let's do this ROBLOX movie! Who's the main character?

Screenwriter Guy: It's this guy named Jake, who's always bullied by his classmates and believes that an evil being named 1x1x1x1 would take over the world.

Executive Producer Guy: Oh, and why does he think that?

Screenwriter Guy: Well, years ago, there were these three gods named ROBLOX, Builderman, and... 1x1x1x1, like I said earlier.

Executive Producer Guy: So what are their deal?

Screenwriter Guy: They're the ones who created the universe. Builderman created Planet Builder, ROBLOX created all the citizens, and 1x1x1x1... was just there!

Executive Producer Guy: So wait... one of the gods is named "ROBLOX" even though that's what the movie's called... shouldn't it be about him?

Screenwriter Guy: No, that's the name of the universe that the film's set in.

Executive Producer Guy: Yeah, but there needs to be some sort of an explanation for ROBLOX's name and 1x1x1x1's evil motivations.

Screenwriter Guy: Well, we can have the planet's name be DynaBlocks, which was what ROBLOX was originally called, then we can have 1x1x1x1 kill ROBLOX.

Executive Producer Guy: Why did he do that?

Screenwriter Guy: Because he started to get jealous of the DynaBlocksians who were getting more appreciation than him and decided to kill ROBLOX.

Executive Producer Guy: Why didn't he kill Builderman instead? I mean, he's the one who created Planet Builder, after all.

Screenwriter Guy: I don't know!

Executive Producer Guy: Fair enough.

Screenwriter Guy: So then Builderman's gonna banish 1x1x1x1 to a dark planet called Planet Hacker and then he's gonna throw a funeral for ROBLOX.

Executive Producer Guy: Oh, ROBLOX funerals are TIGHT! I remember I had one playing ROBLOX High School.

Screenwriter Guy: That sounds like fun!

Executive Producer Guy: In fact, I wanna play ROBLOX High School right now instead of hearing you pitch this movie idea!

Screenwriter Guy: Can I least talk about what happens in the rest of the movie?

Executive Producer Guy: I mean, sure, whatever. Hey, speaking of ROBLOX High School, what games are gonna be in this movie?

Screenwriter Guy: Wait, you want me to put existing ROBLOX GAMES in this movie?

Executive Producer Guy: I mean, yeah! Money is all that matters, right?

Screenwriter Guy: Mhm! So I guess we're gonna throw in a couple of games in this film.

Executive Producer Guy: Wait, only a COUPLE of games?

Screenwriter Guy: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Executive Producer Guy: But MONEY!

Screenwriter Guy: Ah, you got me. I was just joking! We're gonna throw in Welcome to Bloxburg, Ultimate Driving, Work at a Pizza Place, ROBLOX High School, Jailbreak, Flood Escape, SharkBite, Natural Disaster Survival, Bakers Valley, Innovation Inc. Spaceship, Dinosaur Simulator, Survivor...

Executive Producer Guy: Wow, it must be hard to cram all those games into one movie!

Screenwriter Guy: Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

Executive Producer Guy: Oh, really?

Screenwriter Guy: Yeah, the characters are just gonna go into the many different games through a bunch of portals.

Executive Producer Guy: So what else happens with Jake?

Screenwriter Guy: He tells everyone that 1x1x1x1 is gonna wipe out humanity just by looking through a telescope.

Executive Producer Guy: How did he automatically think that?

Screenwriter Guy: So the movie could happen!

Executive Producer: Right. Now I was thinking 1x1x1x1 could have an army of NOOBS.

Screenwriter Guy: Eh, I was thinking-

Executive Producer Guy: He should have an army of Noobs so we can use a bunch of "oof!" noises in the film.

Screenwriter Guy: Well, I mean-

Executive Producer Guy: MAKE HIM HAVE AN ARMY OF NOOBS SO WE CAN USE A BUNCH OF "OOF" NOISES.

Screenwriter Guy: I mean, sure, why not?

Executive Producer Guy: Yay, I love the "oof" noises! OOF!

Screenwriter Guy: OOF!

Executive Producer Guy: Oh, "oof" noises are TIGHT!

Screenwriter Guy: We're also gonna have Jake meet up with a bunch of other kids named Mevlin, Jesse, Omar, Chad, Sean, Laith, Donny, and Daniel.

Executive Producer Guy: So what are their deal?

Screenwriter Guy: They're gonna be in the movie!

Executive Producer Guy: Right.

Screenwriter Guy: So Jake's gonna talk to Builderman about 1x1x1x1 and hackers and stuff to try to stop 1x1x1x1 from taking over the universe.

Executive Producer: Oh hey, you forgot to explain why Builderman is even in Planet Builder!

Screenwriter Guy: Oh, whoops!

Executive Producer: Whoopsie!