WB Kids/Bumpers

Cartoon Celebrity Boxing
In a parody of 2002 Fox's television show Celebrity Boxing, the WB Kids characters fight against each other using humoristic cartoon violence in order to win a golden anvil.

Plot
Daffy Duck is forced to fight Fred Flintstone against his will.

Characters

 * Daffy Duck (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Fred Flintstone (also voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Bugs Bunny (as the ring announcer, also voiced by Jeff Bergman)

Characters

 * Skunk (voiced by Jules de Jongh)
 * Maurice (voiced by Kirk Thornton)

Characters

 * George Doggie (voiced by Billy West)
 * The Red Guy (voiced by Charlie Adler)

Toonface
A new version of the Cartoon Network bumpers where the characters interact with each other on a parody of Facebook.

Plot
Daffy Duck is frustrated by the results of a survey about him (remake of the original bumper).

Characters

 * Daffy Duck (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Bugs Bunny (cameo in the ending, also voiced by Jeff Bergman)

Transcript
The camera focuses on him. The survey shows that 99% answered "yes". The survey shows that 100% answered "no". The survey shows that 400% answered "as compared to what?". The camera reveals the survey's author as Bugs Bunny.
 * Daffy: (reading Speedy Gonzales' post) I just had a cheese sandwich and it was delish. (reading Bobo Pussycat's post) Why am I so sleepy today?
 * Daffy: Brother. (recieves a new message saying How Well Do You Know Daffy?) Wait a minute, how well do you know Daffy? Has anybody really know anybody that well? Now let's see here, (reads the first question) do you think Daffy has stolen everything?
 * Daffy: (angrily) Yes?! I have never taken anything. I didn't absolutely have to have. (to the camera) More than who had it. (reading the second question) Do you think Daffy would save someone's life?
 * Daffy: (angrily) No?! (grabs the computer) Well, that should've been a multiple choice question. (reads the third question) Do you think Daffy is attractive?
 * Daffy: (angrily) As compared to what?! I don't know who is responsable for this stupid questions, but I'm sending a strongly worded letter to somebody charged.
 * Bugs: Ain't I a stinker?

Plot
Yogi and Scooby talk about their favorite topic: food.

Characters

 * Yogi Bear (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Scooby-Doo (voiced by Frank Welker)

Baylee and Dot
Baylee and Dot both become BFFs.

Characters

 * Baylee Mardis (voiced by Colleen Villard)
 * Dot Warner (voiced by Tress MacNeille)

Plot
Dick Dastardly has accidentally made Panda Bear crying, despite he never talked to him due to not knowing him, discovering later that a certain person entered on his account.

Characters

 * Dick Dastardly (voiced by Jim Cummings)
 * Panda Bear (voiced by Bobby Moynihan)
 * Muttley (cameo in the ending, vocal effects by Frank Welker)

Transcript
The camera focuses on Panda Bear, who is seen crying. The camera focuses again on Dastardly. The camera focuses again on Panda. The camera goes back to Dastardly. The camera focuses again on Panda. Dastardly reads the supposed message. The camera goes back to Panda. The camera focuses again on Dastardly. The camera focuses on some mysterious hands using Dastardly's account, revealing to be Muttley's and then laughs of it.
 * Dick: Let's see, I've got a message from somebody named Panda. (reads it) What? I think this deserves an explanation.
 * Panda: What do you want?
 * Dick: Isn't that obvious? You send me a message.
 * Panda: Of course, you made me cry.
 * Dick: (surprised) What? I never talked to you. And I don't know you!
 * Panda: But yesterday you send me this. Look at your inbox.
 * Dick: But I never wrote that. And if I wrote, I wouldn't send to you. Besides, I said you I don't know you!
 * Panda: (angrily) You better apologize me.
 * Dick: But I didn't... (thinks for a bit and becomes mad) Drat, someone hacked my account. And I'm sure who did it! MUTTLEY!!!

Plot
Bobo annoys Fearless Leader with his knock-knock jokes and idiotic words, ruining his new plans to kill Rocky and Bullwinkle (remake of the Mojo Jojo vs. Ed commercials).

Characters

 * Fearless Leader (voiced by Corey Burton)
 * Bobo Pussycat (voiced by Bill Farmer)

Plot
Amethyst starts a comment war with Lola Bunny to see who is the best basketball player.

Characters

 * Lola Bunny (voiced by Kath Soucie)
 * Amethyst (voiced by Michaela Dietz)

Transcript

 * Lola: Look at that, Amethyst is online. It had been a long time. (writing) Hi Amethyst.
 * Amethyst: Hi Lola, it had been a long time. How are things going in Acme Acres?
 * Lola: Well, I'm practicing basketball in order...
 * Amethyst: Wait a minute, basketball? You have no chances. Specially when I'm the Master.
 * Lola: (confused) Master? Remember that I was part of Michael Jordan's TuneSquad against the Monstars. I was essential there.
 * Amethyst: (sarcastically) Obviously you were. The guys needed a girl on the team. Or it was you, Petunia or Penelope. Unlike you, I really saved the universe.
 * Lola: (angrily) At least I'm useful. You're just the comic relief of your team. (changes her mood) Hey, do you know who would be a perfect pair to you?
 * Amethyst: I don't know. Who?
 * Lola: Wait a minute. (sends a picture of Foghorn Leghorn) Him. (laughs)
 * Amethyst: (unamused) Of course you realize this means war!
 * Lola: Checkmate.

Trivia

 * Lola Bunny appears here with her blue dress from The Looney Tunes Show rather than her classic yellow top and purple shorts. This is because of The New Looney Tunes Show, where it became her official clothing.

Plot
Kaitlyn Wood discovers a mysterious person that gave her a friend. She talks to it and it turns out to be Skunk.

Characters

 * Kaitlyn Wood (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
 * Skunk (voiced by Jules de Jongh)

Transcript
A friend request was sent to her.
 * Kaitlyn: A good day for a social site where my friends are at.

(w.i.p)

Plot
Rocky decides to chat with his old pal Screwy after both not talking with each other for years.

Characters

 * Rocky the Flying Squirrel (voiced by Tress MacNeille)
 * Screwy Squirrel (voiced by Charlie Adler)

Plot
Gurkha tries to convince Chloe that he lives in FingerTown, not in Chloe's World.

Characters

 * Gurkha (voiced by Keith Ferguson)
 * Chloe Corbin (voiced by Eleanor Webster)

Plot
Babs Bunny is seeking advices from her favorite Powerpuff Girl, Bubbles, to how to be a hero and cute at the same time.

Characters

 * Babs Bunny (voiced by Tress MacNeille)
 * Bubbles (voiced by Tara Strong)

Plot
Even with the changes, Fred, George Doggie and George Jetson discover that their times aren't so different at all.

Characters

 * Fred Flintstone (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * George Doggie (voiced by Billy West)
 * George Jetson (also voiced by Jeff Bergman)

Plot
Bullwinkle starts dating T.E. Bryte by video, but since she discovers Bullwinkle is a moose, Eli agrees to help her, but he and Bullwinkle end up ruining it.

Characters

 * Bullwinkle J. Moose (voiced by Tom Kenny)
 * Teary Eyed Bryte (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
 * Eli (voiced by Billy West)

Plot
The two Doggie twins begin annoying Nom Nom with their ideas.

Characters

 * Nom Nom (voiced by Patton Oswalt)
 * Kevin Doggie (voiced by Rob Paulsen)
 * Wendy Doggie (voiced by Cree Summer)

Plot
Richard tries to befriend Chester, but he doesn't want to have another rabbit friend, because of Bunnicula driving him mad.

Characters

 * Richard Watterson (voiced by Dan Russell)
 * Chester (voiced by Sean Astin)

Plot
Wakko falls in love for Lapis Lazuli.

Characters

 * Wakko Warner (voiced by Jess Harnell)
 * Lapis Lazuli (voiced by Jennifer Paz)

Plot
Dexter finally knows someone who shares his taste to science.

Characters

 * Dexter (voiced by Candi Milo)
 * Wile E. Coyote (voiced by Maurice LaMarche)

Plot
Him finds the perfect partner to his schemes to defeat the Powerpuff Girls.

Characters

 * Him (voiced by Tom Kane)
 * The Red Guy (voiced by Charlie Adler)

Plot
Sylvester finds ridiculous the fact that Oggy can't defeat coackroaches.

Characters

 * Sylvester Pussycat (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Oggy (non-speaking)
 * Dee Dee, Marky and Joey (non-speaking)

Plot
A tired Elmer Fudd unknowingly enters the girls' bathroom and ends up being beaten up by the girls.

Characters

 * Elmer Fudd (voiced by Billy West)
 * Kaitlyn Wood (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
 * Fox (voiced by Patricia Rodriguez)
 * Kitty Kat (voiced by Tress MacNeille)
 * Batricia (voiced by Erin Fitzgerald)
 * Mina (voiced by Kari Wahlgren)

Transcript
Elmer enters accidentally in the girls' bathroom. (w.i.p)
 * Elmer: Phew, twying to hunt that wascawwy wabbit aww day wong makes me tiwed. It's better to go to the bathwoom.

Plot
Felix the Cat is hungry, and eats lunch, not knowing it's actually Riley's.

Characters

 * Felix the Cat (voiced by Josh Keaton)
 * Riley Logston (voiced by Ashley Johnson)

Transcript
Then, Felix sees a submarine sandwich, thinking it is his. He eats the submarine sandwich, not knowing it is Riley's.
 * Felix: What a afternoon adventure! *tummy rumbles* Oh, lunch time.
 * Felix: Bingo!

Plot
The seven most dangerous antagonists from WB Kids are reunited to discuss about their experiences.

Characters

 * Yosemite Sam (voiced by Maurice LaMarche)
 * Pinky (voiced by Rob Paulsen)
 * The Brain (also voiced by Maurice LaMarche)
 * Dick Dastardly (voiced by Jim Cummings)
 * Muttley (vocal effects by Frank Welker)
 * Teary Eyed Bryte (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
 * Mojo Jojo (voiced by Roger L. Jackson)
 * Fearless Leader (voiced by Corey Burton)
 * Dr. "Eggman" Robotnik (voiced by Mike Pollock)

Plot
Taz, Dizzy, Wakko, Fred, Yogi, Scooby, Shaggy, George, Bobo, Eli and Sonic are participating in a chili hot dog eating contest, where Eli ends up vomiting, being disqualified and ruining the competition, leading to the Three-Eyed Idiot Ruins Hot Dog Eating Contest headline.

Characters

 * The Tasmanian Devil (voiced by Jim Cummings)
 * Dizzy Devil (voiced by Maurice LaMarche)
 * Wakko Warner (voiced by Jess Harnell)
 * Fred Flintstone (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Yogi Bear (also voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Scooby-Doo (voiced by Frank Welker)
 * Shaggy Rogers (voiced by Matthew Lillard)
 * George Doggie (voiced by Billy West)
 * Bobo Pussycat (voiced by Bill Farmer)
 * Eli (also voiced by Billy West)
 * Sonic the Hedgehog (voiced by Roger Craig Smith)
 * Top Cat (as the announcer, voiced by Tom Kenny)

Transcript
Then, everyone ate the hot dogs, then suddenly, Eli feels sick and vomits all over the contest. Then, the next day, the newspaper with the Three-Eyed Idiot Ruins Hotdog Eating Contest headline, and we see Eli reading it. Then, we see the WB Kids logo on the newspaper.
 * Top Cat: Hi everybody! Welcome to WB Kids Hot Dog Eating Contest. Rembember, the guy who doesn't eat all the chili hot dogs loses. 3, 2, 1, Go!
 * Sonic: Deal everybody?
 * Everybody: Deal.
 * Top Cat: Oh, looks like Eli might've eat something before the contest.
 * Eli: I'm disqualified... Don't worry, I still like hot dogs, but I'm never going to compete at another eating contest ever again.
 * Top Cat: (disgusted) Oookay then... Looks like he doesn't want to compete again. (angry) Plus, the contest is ruined.
 * Eli: (puts down the paper) I'll not compete on another eating contest ever again. Well, unless if it's ice cream. (tummy rumbles) Glad I snatched that hot dog before I vomited.

Trivia

 * The headline would be reused as an Easter egg on The Wallaby, but with Eli being chased by police officer dogs.

Plot
Weasel, Fred, Huck and Quick Draw get in trouble with a convenience store owner due to the state law (remake of the original Cartoon Network bumper, live-action/animated hybrid).

Characters

 * I.M. Weasel (voiced by Michael Dorn)
 * Fred Flintstone (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Huckleberry Hound (also voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Quick Draw McGraw (also voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Convenience Store Owner (played by Sab Shimono)

Transcript
One night, I.M. Weasel, Fred Flintstone, Huckleberry Hound and Quick Draw McGraw go to a convenience store. The latter two are going to check something in the aisles while Weasel and Fred go up to the owner. The owner doesn't answer. Huck stops reading his magazine. Then he goes away with Fred and joins Huck and Quick Draw. The owner is trying to see what the four toons are up to. Everyone's talking about their plan so they could pass the state law. Everyone was also giggling and agreeing what their plan will be. Quick Draw comes in, using his hat and belt, Weasel's jacket, Fred's vest and Huck's hat and tie. Weasel, Fred and Huck come towards the owner completely unclothed, hiding their private parts with other objects. Everyone starts to argue as the three toons come up to the cashier with Quick Draw. The five then keeps arguing. The camera zooms out and the store door closes, showing the WB Kids logo.
 * Weasel: Hello. Can you turn on Top 5, please?
 * Fred: And, uh, where's your bathroom?
 * Owner: (groaning) Can't you read? (points at the notice) No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service! State Law.
 * Fred: Alright, I'll get some flip-flops.
 * Owner: I can't sell you flip-flops! (points again) No service!
 * Fred: So... you're saying I can't buy shoes, because I'm not wearing shoes?!
 * Owner: (seeing Huck) And you! Dog! No pets!
 * Weasel: (angrily) That does it.
 * Huck: Did he just call me a pet?
 * Quick Draw: Can I have some service, please, sir?
 * Owner: (seeing Quick Draw's feet) That's horse hooves! Horse hooves, that's not shoes!
 * Quick Draw: These are horse shoes.
 * Owner: Horse hooves!
 * Quick Draw: Horse shoes!
 * Owner: Hooves!
 * Quick Draw: (yelling) Shoes!
 * Owner: (seeing Quick Draw's behind) And you have to have pants.
 * Fred: That sign doesn't say pants!
 * Weasel: (angrily) This is outrageous!
 * Owner: (yelling) Everybody out! Everybody knows pants, pants are implied!
 * Fred: Well, I gotta use the bathroom!

Plot
The Justice League hires a new member for the team, but quickly regrets it.

Characters

 * Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman (voiced by Travis Willingham)
 * Bruce Wayne/Batman (voiced by Troy Baker)
 * Diana Prince/Wonder Woman (voiced by Laura Bailey)
 * Cow/Supercow (voiced by Charlie Adler)

Plot
Fred Flintstone, Bobo Pussycat, Clumsy Smurf, Smurfette, WesDragon and Chicken take on the daunting task of find a parking spot after lunch (remake of the original Cartoon Network bumper).

Characters

 * Fred Flintstone (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Bobo Pussycat (voiced by Bill Farmer)
 * Clumsy Smurf (voiced by Billy West)
 * Smurfette (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
 * WesDragon (voiced by Phil LaMarr)
 * Chicken (voiced by Charlie Adler)
 * Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman (cameo, voiced by Travis Willingham)
 * Scooby-Doo (non-speaking cameo)
 * Shaggy Rogers (cameo, voiced by Matthew Lillard)
 * Judy Jetson (non-speaking cameo)
 * Speedy Buggy (non-speaking cameo)
 * Dick Dastardly (non-speaking cameo)
 * Muttley (non-speaking cameo)
 * Fearless Leader (mentioned)
 * Wally Gator (mentioned)

Transcript
The space has a sign on it. Superman calls their attention. He flies away. Chicken sees another space. Meanwhile, Shaggy and Scooby and Dastardly and Muttley also saw that space. The three vehicles are coming to the space, but Judy Jetson comes first, crashing into both the Mystery Machine and the Mean Machine. Then Shaggy and Dastardly exits from their cars to confront Judy. Judy cries and Fred, Bobo, Clumsy, Smurfette, WesDragon and Chicken laugh of it. A sign with the WB Kids logo is seen. Later at night, it shows that the six are still looking for a space.
 * Fred: Dag Nibit! I can never find a parking space after lunch!
 * Bobo: I didn't eaten nothing.
 * Clumsy: Wow, too many cars.
 * Chicken: (rumbling) WB Kids keeps adding stars without adding parking spaces.
 * Smurfette: (distracted) Oh! What? (sees a space) Look! There's a space!
 * Fred: (reading it) Reserved for Fearless Leader?!
 * Chicken: (sarcastically) La de freaking duh.
 * WesDragon: Bah. Wise Fearless Leader, corrupted by his own power. Can no leader go untainted?
 * Superman: Hey, fellas. Looking for a parking space? You can take mine.
 * Fred: Now this guy's a true hero.
 * Superman: (thinking) Could have sworn I parked with Wally Gator in F lot or was it in... (remembers something) Now I remember, I flew into work today. Silly me!
 * Fred: For a hero, he's almost an idiot.
 * Bobo: Yes. He's dumber than me.
 * Smurfette: Well, at least he tried to help us.
 * Chicken: Oh, man! Look! There's one! There's one!
 * Fred: Alright boys, I need your foot power to help me gun it.
 * Shaggy: (yelling at Judy) You don't have, like, sense at all.
 * Fred: That does it. Next time I'll take the bus to work.

Plot
In today's society, being a sidekick it's not bad at all. But someone (Chicken) refuses to being called that (remake of the original Cartoon Network bumper).

Characters

 * Barney Rubble (voiced by Frank Welker)
 * Boo-Boo Bear (voiced by Tom Kenny)
 * Miles "Tails" Prower (voiced by Colleen Villard)
 * Bullwinkle J. Moose (also voiced by Tom Kenny)
 * Eli (voiced by Billy West)
 * Tommy the Opossum (voiced by Scott Menville)
 * Morocco Mole (voiced by Jim Cummings)
 * Ricky Mouse (also voiced by Tom Kenny)
 * Chicken (voiced by Charlie Adler)

Transcript
A café named Hadji's it's shown at night. At its interior, various sidekicks from various WB Kids shows are seen, including Mumbly (not to be confused with Muttley), Baba Looey, Shaggy Rogers and similar characters and Hadji himself. A waitress brings a cup of coffee to Barney. On his table, there's also Boo-Boo, Tails, Bullwinkle, Eli, Tommy, Morocco Mole and Ricky, as well as Chicken. The others agree. The others look at him with a certain disdain. A picture with the WB Kids logo is shown.
 * Narrator: They've been called second bananas, they've been called straight men, but most agree only sidekicks really says it all.
 * Barney: Basically, we're there to make stars look good. And that's a responsability and I think that everyone would agree with me that we don't take lightly.
 * Boo-Boo: No, it's true. We may not get the best lines, but we move the story along.
 * Morocco Mole: (cleaning his glasses) Sidekick isn't a dirty word in this business anymore.
 * Tails: Exactly. In today's standards, a sidekick is essential for the protagonist. In various occasions, I feel more like a younger brother than a sidekick.
 * Eli: (to the camera) Hey, who are you?
 * Tommy: This is the cameraman.
 * Eli: Okay.
 * Bullwinkle: Sidekick? That word could sound kinda strange sometimes.
 * Tommy: What you're doing here? You're not a sidekick.
 * Bullwinkle: No, but this is the only coffee shop I can go.
 * Ricky: Okay. And I think we owe that in large part to the actors who came before us. I mean, look (pointing at a photo of Porky Pig dressed as Friar Tuck), Porky Pig had a full-fledged career as a star going and he really only started doing his best work as a sidekick. And there's no shame on that.
 * Chicken: (jaw drop) Well, well, I wasn't supposed to be here. I'm not a sidekick, I'm a co-star. My name is on the title, for crying out loud.
 * Chicken: What? I think I would know if I was a sidekick.

(w.i.p.)

Plot
Elmer is hunting Bugs as always, but when he shoots in front of Delaney Zeedar and Kaitlyn Wood, he recieves two punishments from them.

Characters

 * Elmer Fudd (voiced by Billy West)
 * Bugs Bunny (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Delaney Zeedar (voiced by Cricket Leigh)
 * Kaitlyn Wood (voiced by Grey DeLisle)

Transcript
He shoots his gun at Bugs, but he avoids it. A angry Delaney and Kaitlyn is behind Elmer. She snatches Elmer's gun and breaks it in half.
 * Elmer: (pointing his gun to Bugs) Say youw pwayers, wabbit. I finalwwy catched you (laughs).
 * Elmer: Oh wats!
 * Bugs: (to Delaney and Kaitlyn) Ehh, what's up, docs?
 * Delaney: What's up? I tell you what's up. Bugs, Elmer tried to blast you. Again.
 * Kaitlyn: And in our front. So, we have two punishments to him.
 * Elmer: (nervous) Wadies, thewe is no weason to punish me. It's pawt of my natuwe.
 * Kaitlyn: (mockingly, Elmer's sound-like voice) "It's pawt of my natuwe!" Shut up!
 * Elmer: My gun! Dwats.... This is gonna be SO bad.

(w.i.p)

Trivia

 * Elmer's punishments follows:
 * His gun being broken.
 * Must apologize to Bugs, then must ink about he did. In the process, a "Kick Me" sticky note being put on his back.

Plot
Wilma, Linda and Jane are discussing the fact that being the main female character in a family-themed sitcom is more than being the main male character's wife.

Characters

 * Wilma Flintstone (voiced by Tress MacNeille)
 * Linda Doggie (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
 * Jane Jetson (also voiced by Grey DeLisle)

Plot
Bryte signs a pact with the Red Guy to get rid of Collin and his friends, but the deal ended up to bring humorous consequences to her.

Characters

 * Teary Eyed Bryte (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
 * The Red Guy (voiced by Charlie Adler)
 * Eli (voiced by Billy West)

Transcript
A mysterious voice is heard. The Red Guy comes out of the shadows.
 * Bryte: For crying out loud, why is so difficult to get rid of Collin the Speedy Boy and his annoying friends?
 * Red Guy: Maybe you didn't used the right methods.
 * Bryte: Who said that?
 * Red Guy: Hello, it's me, the Devil, but you can call me the Red Guy.
 * Bryte: (confused) How could you help me?
 * Red Guy: Well, you could sign a pact with me. But it has consequences...
 * Bryte: (frustrated) I don't care for the consequences. Let me sign it.

(w.i.p)

Plot
Yosemite Sam found a new opponent to his schemes. Although laughing from his slowness, he's easily outsmarted by him.

Characters

 * Yosemite Sam (voiced by Maurice LaMarche)
 * Droopy (voiced by Jeff Bergman)

Plot
WB Kids shows to his viewers at home some tips about what not to do when you want to date with a special help.

Characters

 * Johnny Bravo (voiced by Jeff Bennett)
 * Pepé Le Pew (voiced by Maurice LaMarche)
 * The Announcer (also voiced by Maurice LaMarche)

Transcript

 * Announcer: During the years, various shows had shown how to get well along with girls. However, some are not the best exemples. Now, WB Kids has (with an echo effect) the Ultimate Guide of How Not to Pick Girls.

(w.i.p)

Plot
Snooper and Blabber, as WB Kids' only cat and mouse duo that doesn't hurt each other, try to find a reason why cats and birds, mice and insects hate each other.

Characters

 * Super Snooper (voiced by Rob Paulsen)
 * Blabber Mouse (also voiced by Rob Paulsen)
 * Sylvester Pussycat (non-speaking)
 * Tweety Bird (non-speaking)
 * Speedy Gonzales (non-speaking)
 * Tom Cat (non-speaking)
 * Jerry Mouse (non-speaking)
 * Pixie and Dixie (non-speaking)
 * Mr. Jinks (non-speaking)
 * Oggy (non-speaking)
 * Jack (non-speaking)
 * Dee Dee, Marky and Joey (non-speaking)

Transcript
Various WB Kids cat characters are, as usual, chasing their preys. Meanwhile, Snooper and Blabber are watching it.
 * Blabber: Snoop, we've been solving mysteries for decades, but there's a mystery I wasn't able to understand.
 * Snooper: What is it, Blab? I'm curious too.
 * Blabber: Why do cats chase smaller animals?
 * Snooper: (confused) Uhmm... I don't know. It seems to be part of the felines' instincts. I personally don't like it, because it's humiliating.
 * Blabber: You're right. But why you're different from them? After all, you're a cat too.

(w.i.p.)

Plot
While waiting for the green light, Penelope Pitstop has the bad luck of some characters trying to flirt with her.

Characters

 * Penelope Pitstop (voiced by Kath Soucie)
 * Yakko Warner (voiced by Rob Paulsen)
 * Wakko Warner (non-speaking)
 * Dot Warner (non-speaking)
 * McWolf (non-speaking)
 * Sam Pussycat (voiced by Corey Burton)
 * Johnny Bravo (voiced by Jeff Bennett)

Transcript
Penelope Pitstop is stuck on the traffic waiting for the green light to advance.
 * Penelope: (frustrated) My goodness, why it takes so long to the light going green?

(w.i.p)

Plot
The Road Runner, Speedy, Taz, Collin, Sonic, Freakazoid, the Flash and the Powerpuff Girls run against each other to see who is the faster (remake of the Cartoon Network Latin America bumper Flash vs. Speedy vs. the Road Runner).

Characters

 * The Road Runner (vocal effects by Frank Welker)
 * Speedy Gonzales (non-speaking)
 * The Tasmanian Devil (voiced by Jim Cummings)
 * Collin the Speedy Boy (non-speaking)
 * Sonic the Hedgehog (non-speaking)
 * Dexter Douglas/Freakazoid (non-speaking)
 * Barry Allen/The Flash (voiced by James Arnold Taylor)
 * Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup (non-speaking)

Trivia

 * There's no dialogue in this bumper, only vocal effects.