Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers: The Brave Little Toaster Trilogy/Transcripts/The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

Dialogue

 * Military Toaster Leader: We're ready to pop! The Supreme Commander will be very pleased.
 * Dale: Who is this "Supreme Commander"?
 * Chip: Only one way to find out.


 * Chris: When did I last tell you I loved you?
 * Rob: About 30 seconds ago in the driveway.
 * Chris: Then you're overdue. I love you.
 * Rob: And I love you, back.
 * [Robbie wakes up.]
 * Chris: There, there, Robbie. You hungry?
 * [Robbie starts bawling. Chip covers his ears]
 * Kirby: [chuckles] Quite on a set of pipes on that one.
 * Toaster: Yeah. He sounds just like...
 * Blanky: The Master! He sounds just like the Master did when he was little!


 * Lampy: What are you all doing up here?
 * Woodstock Balloon: We're just hanging. Hanging and floating. It's a gas, man.
 * Radio: Yeah. Specifically, helium.


 * Blanky: Changes? I don't like changes.
 * Toaster: Nothing we can't handle, Blanky.
 * Radio: Yeah. We're musketeers, remember? All for one and...
 * Microwave: One for all.
 * Toaster, Kirby, Lampy, Blanky, Radio and Rasto: We don't mean you!


 * Newscaster: Special Bulletin: NASA say a Mars rover took the picture of the appliances. This is a symbol of the Wonder Luxe.
 * Chip: Wow! The appliances on Mars!
 * Gadget: Chip! What is it?
 * Chip: There's the Wonder Luxe Appliances on Mars!
 * Toaster: Who are the Wonder Luxe Appliances?
 * Dale: Really? I was about to start my afternoon nap.
 * Hearing Aid: They're transmission, tonight.
 * Chip: That's it! There's a case for the Rescue Rangers! A case of the appliances on Mars!
 * Newscaster: Also in the news... Professor Norton Nimnul escaped from prison and stolen the spaceship to Mars last night.

 [The Rangers stood and stared at their Garbage Can Spacecraft from "Out to Launch".]
 * Gadget: We spent all night repairing and upgrading this spacecraft and it's be ready go to Mars.


 * [the appliances crash-land on Mars due to Blanky accidentally turning off Microwave]
 * Blanky: Did I make a boo-boo?


 * [Monty grabs the xenon camera flash, and used his finger to scrub the lenses, making it squeak. He then aimed the camera at Chip, as it flashed, making Chip's eyes dilate as he shook his head, recovering from the flash.]
 * Monty: One for the album.


 * Ironing Machine: Tonight, we'll launch.
 * Radio: Right! Can we watch?
 * Mixer: Of course. We'll see to it that you get a ringside seat for the destruction of the Planet Earth!
 * All: Thanks! (beat) THE DESTRUCTION OF THE PLANET EARTH??!!
 * Toaster: How you wanted to destroy Earth?
 * Mixer: Earth wanted to destroy us!
 * Ironing Machine: That's why we came here.
 * Chip: We'd have to save Earth.


 * Nimnul: Here's the deal, Rangers. A election will ensure that Toaster will be a winner.
 * Dale: But, uh, what happens if the Supreme Commander wins?
 * Nimnul: I don't care! You're help Toaster win the election and deactivate the missile. Hurry, or you won't have a planet to go back to!


 * Tinselina: Toaster, you were wonderful!
 * [kisses Toaster]
 * Toaster: I was?
 * Tinselina: You was. Now, before we cast our votes, we have time for one more question for each of our candidates.


 * Toaster: I'm telling ya, that contraption in the junk drawer is up to something.
 * Ratso: Maybe he's just senile. You know, talking to himself? Like Kirby does sometimes!
 * Kirby: I'm not senile. When I do that, I'm just thinkin' out loud!
 * Chip: If this is true, Hearing Aid is ready for something.
 * Toaster: Well, Chip, let's keep an eye on the hearing aid. He said something was gonna happen tonight.
 * Kirby: Well, we won't let him out of our sight for a moment.


 * Radio: By my dials, it's an ice tray!


 * Ratso: Here he goes with the Blue Danube and the Wiener Schnitzel again. Time for a yawn.


 * Microwave: Miss them? You guys are not to be believed!
 * Kirby: Another country heard from!
 * Microwave: They're just humans! No circuits to speak of. They'll come and they'll go, but I'll still be here. I'm the future!


 * Nimnul: You'll pay for this, Rescue Rangers! When I leave Mars, people on Earth will pay!