Wednesday the Camper

Wednesday the Camper is the 12th episode of the first season of Saturday Morning Mouse guest starring Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams. Directed by Thomas McGrath and written by McGrath and Paul Rudish, the episode premiered on March 17, 2022 on Peacock and Disney Channel.

Plot
Mickey and Minnie (who are portrayed as camp owners) meet a new kid at their camp named Wednesday, but the other kids seem to be scared of her for some reason.

Cast

 * Bret Iwan as Mickey Mouse
 * Kaitlyn Robrock as Minnie Mouse
 * Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams
 * Tony Anselmo as Donald Duck
 * Bill Farmer as Goofy
 * Oscar Isaac as Gomez Addams
 * Corey Burton as Ludwig Von Drake

The voice actors for the campers are uncredited except for Ella Anderson, who voices the kid who swallowed gum. Lurch's popular quote "You rang?" was used with the archival recordings of Ted Cassidy from the 1964 television series. His line "Come on!" was provided by Brad Abrell.

Transcript

 * Mickey: (long sniff) Ah! The fresh air here is great! Don't you think, Minnie?
 * crickets chirping
 * Mickey: Um, Minnie?
 * Minnie pops put of the ground
 * Mickey: WOAH!!
 * Minnie: Sorry for the jump-scare Mickey! One of the campers swallowed gum, now I'm trying to make them throw it up into the toliet.
 * Mickey: Doh! I should've known giving them gum was a bad idea!
 * Goofy: Hey, uh, Mick? We've got a new camper arriving in one hour!
 * Mickey: (does a very long smile) Oh boy! What's their name? Is their name Denzel? Or it is Washington?
 * crickets chirp again
 * Goofy: Uh..their name is Wednesday Addams. She's been dropped off by her father, Gomez.
 * Mickey: Great!
 * Mickey: Donald!
 * Donald: Eh?
 * Mickey: Make the campers behave! We've got somebody named Wednesday Addams arriving in one hour.
 * Donald: WEDNESDAY ADDAMS?!?! OH HEXAGONS NO!
 * Mickey: Donald, what are you so scared about?
 * Donald: YOU DON'T KNOW?! WEDNESDAY IS PART OF A FAMILY CALLED THE ADDAMS FAMILY! THEY'RE CRAZY, SPOOKY, KOOKY, VICIOUS, PSYCHOTIC, AND ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!
 * Mickey: Now, now buddy Don. You're misbehaving now!
 * Goofy: Yeah! I bet her middle name will be Brittany!
 * crickets chirp
 * Minnie: Where exactly is that chirping coming from?
 * Ludwig Von Drake: (randomly showing up) From my sound button!
 * Donald: But what about The Addam-
 * Goofy: What's a sound button?
 * Ludwig Von Drake: My sound button is-
 * A car honks
 * Mickey: They're here!
 * Mickey then runs to the car (in which he thinks is a bus)
 * Mickey: Hello bus driver Joo-
 * Gomez: Uh, hello?
 * Mickey: Well, hello! You must be Wednesday's uncle!
 * Gomez: Oh no, no, I'm her father. Say hello Wednesday!
 * Wednesday steps out of the car
 * Wednesday: Hello, you must be Mickey.
 * Mickey: (shakes her hand) Well hello, Wednesday! Great to see you! I promise, you are going to have a great time here!
 * Minnie: Hey Mi- (Minnie sees Wednesday)
 * Wednesday: Hello, Mi.
 * Minnie: Oh no, sweetie! My name's not Mi! I'm Minnie! One of the owners of Camp Cindy-Ella, and the girlfriend of who you are seeing here, Mickey!
 * Gomez: Okay Wednesday, I'll take you back home next week!
 * Wednesday: (scarily and creepy) Alright father..
 * crickets chirp again
 * Minnie: Seriously, where are those chirping crickets coming from? They're getting so annoying!
 * Meanwhile in the room where the campers are
 * Donald: (while trying to get gum out of the girl's mouth) COME ON! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SWALLOW GUM IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!
 * Girl: Minnie told me to chew it, but she didn't tell me to swallow it! What was I supposed to do?
 * door opens
 * Wednesday: (creepily) So, these are the fools I'll get to sleep with?
 * Donald: IT'S HER!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Donald explodes into feathers)
 * Wednesday: What did he mean by that?
 * Mickey: Don't listen to Donald! He's overreacting!
 * Campers: Hello weenie!
 * Mickey: Oh, uh…
 * Wednesday: (looking angry) Why did they call me that?!
 * Mickey: They only do that when new campers come in. CAMPERS!!!!! This is your new roomate, Wednesday. She is going to be staying with you for one week.
 * Campers: Hi Wednesday!
 * Goofy: Hi Wednesday!
 * He (who is Goofy) is shown looking dirty, with one of his eyeballs falling out
 * Wednesday: (disgusted) Egh..
 * Mickey: Don't worry, that's our chef, Goofy! He'll also be known for not taking a shower every 100 years…
 * crickets chirp
 * Minnie: Again with the crickets?!
 * Ludwig Von Drake: Of course, it was my super handy sound button.
 * Outraged and annoyed by the cirping, Minnie eats the entire button before doing a large burp
 * Mickey: Oh cheezits!
 * Minnie: Hehe, excuse me!
 * Ludwig Von Drake: Hey! That was expensive! You will paying paying $50,00000-(before Ludwig can finish his sentence, Minnie throws him out the window)
 * the crickets again chirp from Minnie's stomach
 * Minnie: Whoopsie! That's my stomach! (she punches her stomach, but her stomach then rumbles) Oh no, I have to REALLY go to the bathroom now! (Minnie runs out of the room)
 * Goofy: That was way too weird, even for me!
 * Mickey: Goofy, did you forget the fact that you punched your stomach thousands of times?
 * an alarm goes off
 * Wednesday: Is there a fire going on? I hope so.. (she does a creepy laugh and creepy smile, similar to the smile she did in Addams Family Values)
 * crickets chrip, again…
 * Wednesday: What? It was just a joke!
 * Mickey: Nah, that's just the alarm for lunch comin'!
 * Goofy: Alright, I'll be cooking the Gaiomwjeioqpkwkwiowich!
 * Wednesday: (confused) Say what now?
 * At the cafeteria
 * She (we are talking about Wednesday, not Minnie) gets the lunch, and it's disgusting
 * Goofy: Enjoy! (Goofy walks away to give the other campers the food)
 * Wednesday: What is this?
 * Mickey: Like Goofy said, it's the Gaiomwjeioqpkwkwiowich! It's mixed up with a sandwich, with an eagle's poop, with green beans, with raw eggs, with onion oil soup, with a straw, and with a skeleton's stomach acid (for some reason, that exists)l
 * Wednesday: But-
 * Mickey: But wait! There is more! It's also mixed with the trash Norm of the North movies, wet toilet paper, a zombie's tongue, a baby's bellybutton cheese, all of the things I'm saying-
 * Wednesday: Ugh, this is gonna get boring.