The Squid War/Transcript

(A clock ticks while the Disney and Pixar Animation Studios logos are being shown)

("Disney Presents" text is shown while clock is ticking)

("A Pixar Animation Studios Film" text is shown while clock is ticking)

("The Squid War" text is shown while clock is ticking)

(The screens cuts to a therapy room that's silent for 8 seconds)

Sky: This is so stupid, why am I even here?

Dr. Brotato: Well Adam, may I call you Adam or Sky?

Sky: No, shut up.

Dr. Brotato: Well Adam, when you were found prancing around the street naked-

Sky: Birthday suit

Dr. Brotato:. . .crying about the impending evil squid invasion.

Sky: Also true

Dr. Brotato: Listen Adam, your friends, family, neighbors, and especially the authorities thought it was time you payed me a visit. It was either this or jail, and we all know you don't want to go back there.

Sky: No, not a another episode of Cops'n Robbers please no!

Dr. Brotato: So Adam, let's begin. When did this irrational fear begin? Take me back, back to the beginning.

Sky: The beginning. ..

Sky: Billions of years ago, the squids ruled over an ocean planet called Siluriana. Their sole purpose is to enslave the entire universe. For centuries, the squids waged wars upon the whole universe. They possessed technology that is far beyond anything other worlds had. The squids were winning, it seemed the end was near. But when all hope was lost, powerful warriors called the Butter Knights fought the squids back. After a long battle, the squids were defeated and forced to retreat back to where they came from. My family the Dahlbergs, were the most legendary Butter Knights in the history of the universe. Washington D.C. 1999, when I was a kid, my dad used to tell me stories about his adventures as a butter knight. I was in bed and that's when it happened.

(Sky hears laser gun sounds from downstairs. He walks down to see what it was. By the time he came down, he saw 2 squids who killed his parents. One of them sees him and fires his gun at him)

(The house explodes behind Sky after he escapes)

(Sky cries in pain)

Squid: Don't worry kid, you'll see your mom and dad, in the afterlife. Hahaha

(Sky heart beats faster as the squid keeps laughing)

Squid: Goodbye

(The squid shoots him in a Kill Bill style)

(Tiny particles build up the laser as it's being shot)

(The laser shoots out of the gun and Sky dodges the laser