Spider-Man: Irresponsible/With Great Power...

"With Great Power..." is the first issue of the comic series Spider-Man: Irresponsible.

Transcript
Peter is shown swinging through the city. Peter sees that a train is heading for an unfinished bridge and jumps on top of it. Peter knocks on the window and gets the attention of the conductor. Peter is seen thinking for a minute before leaping back on top of the train and waiting for the right moment before unloading a massive amount of webbing between the unfinished bridge and a nearby building. Peter then closes his eyes, hoping his plan works. Suddenly, he hears all of the loud noises stop and he opens his eyes, revealing the train has been caught in his web and has stopped. Peter jumps off of the train and lands on the streets below, walking off. Peter shoots a web but the girl suddenly grabs him, wrapping her arm around his shoulder with a large grin on her face and taking a picture of them both together. Peter pushes the girl off and begins swinging away. Peter swings off and it cuts to him in bed looking at the picture of him and the girl together.
 * Peter (narration): My uncle used to say "with great power comes great responsibility." I'm not sure I fully agree with that.
 * Peter (narration): 'Cause I've got great power. But I don't think that means I instantly have a responsibility to do something with that power.
 * Peter (narration): Doesn't mean I'm not willing to help people though.
 * Peter: Hi there!
 * Conductor: What the hell?! who are you!?
 * Peter: My name is Spider-Man, I'm here to help. Tell me, is anyone hurt?
 * Conductor: No, but they will be soon! the brakes aren't working and the bridge isn't finished!!
 * Peter: Oh thank god, I really thought I was going to die there...
 * Man #1: Hey, Spidey, can I get your autograph?
 * Peter: Not now.
 * Reporter: Care to give a quote?
 * Peter: No.
 * Man #2: Can I--
 * Peter: I'm pretty busy right now.
 * Girl: Can I get a selfie?!
 * Peter: I don't do selfies.
 * Peter: Delete that! I swear to god if you don't! I know people!
 * Peter: Ugh...