List of The Terrestrial Extraterrestrials episodes

These are episodes of The Terrestrial Extraterrestrials.

Season 1 (2018-2019)

 * 1) Welcome to Earth - 11/30/2018 (04/10/2019 on USA Network) - An alien family has arrived on Earth as all of them race to both sign up for jobs and to get used to Earth.
 * 2) Study Buddies! - 11/30/2018 (04/17/2019 on USA Network) - Dahlia befriends a teenager named Herman as they study for a history test as Dahlia is unaware that her teacher is insane and believers that she is an alien. Meanwhile, Evan gets drunk for the very first time.
 * 3) You, Me and Old Scraggly - 11/30/2018 (04/24/2019 on USA Network) - Max gets dared by Eugene to break into Old Scraggly's shack as soon Max learns about who Scraggly really is. Meanwhile, Luna has to do the news herself when Julio gets plastic surgery.
 * 4) Rekindling the Flame - 11/30/2018 (05/01/2019 on USA Network) - Evan and Luna decide to go on a date to spice up their relationship. Meanwhile, Melody invites herself to the Terrestrial household in order to work on a science project with Max as things get out of hand.
 * 5) What a Cop Out - 11/30/2018 (05/08/2019 on USA Network) - Evan takes Max on student driving as soon they encounter two local cops as one of them strongly becomes convinced that they are aliens. Meanwhile, Luna learns that Dolores needs therapy as she decides to try to act as a therapist.
 * 6) Out On a Walk - 11/30/2018 (05/15/2019 on USA Network) - Dahlia takes Charlemagne on a walk as he begins acting wild at the sight of almost anything. Meanwhile, Evan tries to get on time for an important meeting with his boss.
 * 7) Kinda Friendly Dinner - 11/30/2018 (05/22/2019 on USA Network) - Luna learns that Julio has invited himself to have dinner with the Terrestrial family as she tries to make things perfect. Meanwhile, Max learns he has accidentally sent a murderous robotic wasp after Eugene as he tries to get it to abort.
 * 8) Dahlia the Punk - 11/30/2018 (05/29/2019 on USA Network) 11/30/2018 - Dahlia befriends a rebellious teenager known as Chloe as she soon begins acting like Chloe as Luna takes herself to get Dahlia out of this bad influence. Meanwhile, Evan takes Max on a fishing trip as things get bad when neither of them know how to fish.
 * 9) Doctor Blues - 11/30/2018 (06/05/2019 on USA Network) - Luna gets sick as she is forced to go to the doctor as she ends up being mistrusting of him. Meanwhile, Harriet and Greta become substitute teachers as they soon learn that Max and Dahlia are students.
 * 10) Chained Together - 11/30/2018 (06/12/2019 on USA Network) - After attempting to arrest Evan for supposedly drunk driving, Harriet accidentally handcuffs herself to him and loses the key, forcing them to work together to get the cuffs off of them. Meanwhile, Dahlia decided to join the AV club.
 * 11) News Day - 11/30/2018 (06/19/2019 on USA Network) - Luna learns that today is a massive news celebration as she is forced to celebrate it. Meanwhile, Evan tries to teach his kids the birds and bees.
 * 12) Lovey Dovey - 02/15/2019 (06/26/2019 on USA Network) - Max learns that Melody has a crush on him but soon has to try to keep her away from him when she becomes so obsessed with getting laid with him. Meanwhile, Dahlia begins conducting experiments on Amanda, finding her lack of intelligence to be a fascinating phenomenon.
 * 13) A Major Problem - 02/15/2019 (07/03/2019 on USA Network) - An employee at the news station has begun flirting with Luna and trying to have sex with her as it begins to freak her out and get paranoid. Meanwhile, Evan is dealing with a similar situation with Ruby trying to flirt with and assault him yet he has no idea that is her attention.
 * 14) The Painful Event - 02/15/2019 (07/10/2019 on USA Network) - Evan gets a ticket from work to go and see a Cardinals vs. Patriots game and decides to bring Max along as soon Max gets awkward when Evan gets obsessed with hating the Patriots. Meanwhile, Melody, feeling lonely, decides to hang out with Luna as things get awkward.
 * 15) What Is She Doing? - 02/15/2019 (07/17/2019 on USA Network) - Evan learns that Luna has been spending a lot of time with Julio as he soon believes she is cheating on him. Meanwhile, Max gets injured while playing dodgeball.
 * 16) Basketfail - 02/15/2019 (07/24/2019 on USA Network) - Max decides to join the basketball team but things get chaotic when Melody and Amanda are cheerleaders and Eugene is on the team. Meanwhile, Dahlia joins the chess team.
 * 17) Work It Out - 02/15/2019 (07/31/2019 on USA Network) - Evan, after realizing that he is slightly pudgy, joins a gym in order to lose weight as things soon get a little more chaotic. Meanwhile, Luna and Dahlia sign up for a mother-daughter competition as they soon learn that Melody and her mother are in the contest as well.
 * 18) Battle of the Cheers - 02/15/2019 (08/07/2019 on USA Network) - Melody challenges Eliza to a cheering duel as Max is soon thrust in the middle of it. Meanwhile, Evan becomes obsessed with gaming.
 * 19) Rumor Rumor - 02/15/2019 (08/14/2019 on USA Network) - There has been rumors that Evan is secretly a cannibal as soon things get worse when the news has Luna to do investigative journalism to see if it is true. Meanwhile, Dahlia tries to create an evolution of the Orange.
 * 20) Work Frenzy - 02/15/2019 (08/21/2019 on USA Network) - Evan has been in a frenzy trying to deal with all of the insanity at work. Meanwhile, Melody invites Max to an amusement park.
 * 21) He... Likes Me? - 02/15/2019 (08/28/2019 on USA Network) - Max meets a weird teenage boy who seems to be just an ordinary friendly teenager at first when he's been hanging out with him, but notices something odd about him, only to soon learn that he has a crush on Max, so he tries to avoid him while possibly finding a way to tell him that he's not into him without being rude about it. Meanwhile, Evan finds a race of miniature alien Amazons living inside of his snow globe as they begin to annoy him.
 * 22) A Star Is Born - 02/15/2019 (09/04/2019 on USA Network) - Max gets recruited into the school play as the lead but things get chaotic when he learns that Melody is the lead as well. Meanwhile, Harriet and Greta investigate KSHR's headquarters due to believing one of the reporters or crew is an alien.

Season 2 (2019)

 * 1) Babysitter Blues - 06/21/2019 (01/01/2020 on USA Network) - When Evan and Luna decide to have a night out, they hire a babysitter known as Cassie to babysit Max and Dahlia. Things get worse when Cassie turns out to be an insane serial killer and sexual offender.
 * 2) A Beach Day - 06/21/2019 (01/06/2020 on USA Network) - Luna takes Dahlia on a mother daughter beach day as soon a group of muscular perverts attempt to flirt with them. Meanwhile, Max is forced to come to the beach as well when Melody invites him to a game of beach volleyball.
 * 3) High as Hell - 06/21/2019 (01/07/2020 on USA Network) - Evan gets extremely high as he soon ends up hallucinating and screwing up work. Meanwhile, Luna attempts to join a baking contest.
 * 4) A Monstrous Makeover - 06/21/2019 (01/08/2020 on USA Network) - Melody, after getting Charlemagne's drool all over her, mutates into a gigantic monster as Max and Dahlia attempt to cure her. Meanwhile, Evan gets the flu and treats it seriously.
 * 5) My Teenage Daughter's a Psycho! - 06/21/2019 (01/09/2020 on USA Network) - Dahlia has been acting a lot more psychopathic recently as Evan tries to figure out why although he ends up getting attacked by her. Meanwhile, Luna goes on a girl's night out with Dolores.
 * 6) Stuck in School... at Night - 06/21/2019 (01/10/2020 on USA Network) - Max and Melody accidentally get locked inside of the school as Max attempts to escape while Melody attempts to serenade him. Meanwhile, Luna is sent after a supposed cryptid.
 * 7) Good Ol' Beach Day - 06/21/2019 (01/13/2020 on USA Network) - The Terrestrials decide to go on a vacation to the beach as soon it turns out Harriet and Greta are there too, trying to bust them.
 * 8) Unsweet Nightmares - 06/21/2019 (01/14/2020 on USA Network) - Luna has been suddenly having terrifying nightmares as she tries to figure out why they are happening. Meanwhile, Dahlia accidentally joins a Scientology club.
 * 9) Me and the Robot - 06/21/2019 (01/15/2020 on USA Network) - Max begs Dahlia to make him a robotic girlfriend in order for him to not have to deal with Melody as soon things get crazy when the robot becomes even more obsessed with Max than Melody ever was. Meanwhile, Evan becomes the mascot of a chip company.
 * 10) This Is Absolutely Not A Scam - 06/21/2019 (01/16/2020 on USA Network) - Dahlia buys what is labeled as "the best calculator", but it ends up being a scam when she notices that it is already broken, and realizes that it is also being sold everywhere, so Dahlia decides to put a stop to this situation. Meanwhile, Max learns of a cult of teenagers in his school that worship him.
 * 11) Stream It! - 06/21/2019 (01/17/2020 on USA Network) - Luna, after getting a week long vacation, decides to begin streaming on Switchy as soon she becomes obsessed with it. Meanwhile, Evan tries to do a bunch of fatherly things with Max.
 * 12) At the Prom - 09/20/2019 (01/20/2020 on USA Network) - Max has decided to ask Melody out to the prom as soon things get derailed when the rest of the Terrestrials plus Mandy arrive at the prom as well.
 * 13) Study Puddy - 09/20/2019 (01/21/2020 on USA Network) - Dahlia learns that her study buddy is Danny as she tries to make sure he doesn’t screw things up. Meanwhile, Harriet and Greta become interns at the news station that Luna works for.
 * 14) Rock and Toll - 09/20/2019 (01/22/2020 on USA Network) - Wanting to be a cool mother, Luna takes Max to a Cherry Bomb concert as things get chaotic when Melody joins and other scenarios happen. Meanwhile, Evan decides to open a restaurant as he hires Dahlia to try and help as things end up going chaotic.
 * 15) Baby Chaos - 09/20/2019 (01/23/2020 on USA Network) - Dahlia gets hired to babysit Amanda's younger sister as soon things get chaotic as she learns she has no idea how to babysit. Meanwhile, Evan learns that Ruby's ex-husband is a mafia boss and he believes that Evan is Ruby's latest fling.
 * 16) Living the Highest Life - 09/20/2019 (01/24/2020 on USA Network) - Melody hosts a party on top of a giant tower as Max is forced to come as things get crazy when Amanda ends up being stuck on one part of the tower. Meanwhile, Dahlia attempts to host a study group as things get chaotic.
 * 17) The Gay Trap - 09/20/2019 (01/27/2020 on USA Network) - Luna learns that Julio is pretending to be gay to pick up chicks as one of them soon turns out to be Dolores. Meanwhile, Evan decides to own a garden.
 * 18) One of the League - 09/20/2019 (01/28/2020 on USA Network) - Wanting to experience the college life, Melody forces Max to pretend to be college students as soon things get chaotic. Meanwhile, Dahlia tries to ace a chemistry test.
 * 19) Greatest Comic Book Nerd of All - 09/20/2019 (01/29/2020 on USA Network) - Max meets a comic book teenage boy who happens to be the biggest fan of comic books, but he tries to get Max into comic books, which starts to annoy him. Meanwhile, Evan and Luna renew their vows.
 * 20) TBD - 09/20/2019 (01/30/2020 on USA Network) - TBD
 * 21) Under Lockdown - 09/20/2019 (01/31/2020 on USA Network) - Due to threats of a school shooter, Max and Dahlia's school goes in a lockdown as they are stuck in a classroom together. Meanwhile, Luna is introduced to the magical world of gambling.
 * 22) Dahlia-Wood - 09/20/2019 (02/14/2020 on USA Network) - A flamboyant film director has noticed Dahlia and casts her as the lead role in his new movie as the Terrestrials move to Hollywood. Things however get chaotic when Max learns that the director has hired Dahlia for a more disturbing reason.

Season 3 (2019-2020)

 * 1) Meet Party Marty - 12/06/2019 (02/24/2020 on USA Network) - A crazy teenage boy named Party Marty has invited to both Max and Melody to his party, yet Max has been treated like crap and humiliated by him there while he does nothing with Melody, but Max soon learns that the whole reason he's setting up this party is just so he can have Melody as his own as Max has to stop him. Meanwhile, Evan learns he got a promotion.
 * 2) Student Teacher Acting - 12/06/2019 (02/24/2020 on USA Network) - Max is put in some rather sensual acting sessions with Ms. Blanc as Melody believes that she is after him. Meanwhile, Evan tries to go grocery shopping.
 * 3) The Odd Truth - 12/06/2019 (02/25/2020 on USA Network) - Max, after sneaking into his parents' rooms, finds something implying that his parents might possibly be related as he attempts to figure out the truth behind this. Meanwhile, Dahlia gets thrown into detention for no reason as she learns that Mr. Dickerson is her detention teacher.
 * 4) Never Tell Me I Ain't Good Enough - 12/06/2019 (02/26/2020 on USA Network) - Max has been feeling depressed lately as Melody and Dahlia attempt to cheer him up. Meanwhile, Evan participates in a cooking show.
 * 5) The Teacher Trap - 12/06/2019 (02/27/2020 on USA Network) - Mr. Dickerson has created a massive trap in order to finally capture and prove Dahlia is an alien. Meanwhile, Melody gives Max Amanda due to her being busy for a while.
 * 6) The Mascot Dilemma - 12/06/2019 (02/28/2020 on USA Network) - Max becomes the school mascot as soon he becomes the laughing stock at the school as Melody decides to use brainwashing to make the school love him. Meanwhile, Luna gets invited to join a mother society.
 * 7) You Don't Mind, Do you? - 12/06/2019 (02/29/2020 on USA Network) - Dahlia has developed a mind control device and soon goes mad with power, forcing Max to stop her. Meanwhile, Evan takes Luna to an arcade to "live like the 80s".
 * 8) TBD - 12/06/2019 (02/29/2020 on USA Network) - TBD
 * 9) Let's Party - 03/02/2020 - Melody decides to host a gigantic party as soon Max tries to keep things under control. Meanwhile, Luna and Evan try going on a date that goes chaotic. (NOTE: Since this episode, new episodes are moved to USA Network)
 * 10) TBD - 03/03/2020 - TBD
 * 11) TBD - 03/04/2020 - TBD
 * 12) The Leak - 03/05/2020 - Max learns that Luna had an OnlyFans when it leaked as he soon becomes mocked at school due to this as he tries to fix it. Meanwhile, Evan becomes addicted with cryptocurrency as he soon tries to sell everything for crypto.
 * 13) TBD - 03/06/2020 - TBD
 * 14) TBD - 03/12/2020 - TBD
 * 15) TBD - 03/13/2020 - TBD
 * 16) TBD - 03/19/2020 - TBD
 * 17) St. Patrick's Pain - 03/20/2020 - It is St. Patrick's Day as Evan attempts to celebrate it but soon things get chaotic when he becomes overly obsessed with it. Meanwhile, Max tries to do a book report.
 * 18) TBD - 03/26/2020 - TBD
 * 19) TBD - 03/27/2020 - TBD
 * 20) TBD - 04/04/2020 - TBD
 * 21) TBD - 04/05/2020 - TBD
 * 22) You May Now Kiss the Bride - 04/11/2020 - Luna learns that Julio and Dolores are getting married and they invited her and Evan to come. Meanwhile, Max has to deal with Charlemagne when he turns into his monster form.

Season 4 (2020)

 * 1) TBD - 06/14/2020 - TBD
 * 2) TBD - 06/20/2020 - TBD
 * 3) TBD - 06/21/2020 - TBD
 * 4) TBD - 06/27/2020 - TBD
 * 5) TBD - 06/28/2020 - TBD
 * 6) TBD - 07/11/2020 - TBD
 * 7) TBD - 07/12/2020 - TBD
 * 8) TBD - 07/18/2020 - TBD
 * 9) TBD - 07/19/2020 - TBD
 * 10) TBD - 07/25/2020 - TBD
 * 11) TBD - 07/26/2020 - TBD
 * 12) TBD - 08/22/2020 - TBD
 * 13) TBD - 08/23/2020 - TBD
 * 14) TBD - 08/29/2020 - TBD
 * 15) TBD - 08/30/2020 - TBD
 * 16) TBD - 09/12/2020 - TBD
 * 17) TBD - 09/13/2020 - TBD
 * 18) TBD - 10/11/2020 - TBD
 * 19) TBD - 10/18/2020 - TBD
 * 20) TBD - 10/31/2020 - TBD
 * 21) TBD - 11/29/2020 - TBD
 * 22) TBD - 12/06/2020 - TBD

Season 5 (2021)

 * 1) TBD - 02/14/2021 - TBD
 * 2) TBD - 02/21/2021 - TBD
 * 3) TBD - 02/28/2021 - TBD
 * 4) TBD - 03/07/2021 - TBD
 * 5) TBD - 03/14/2021 - TBD
 * 6) TBD - 03/21/2021 - TBD
 * 7) TBD - 03/28/2021 - TBD
 * 8) TBD - 04/04/2021 - TBD
 * 9) TBD - 04/11/2021 - TBD
 * 10) TBD - 04/18/2021 - TBD
 * 11) TBD - 04/25/2021 - TBD
 * 12) TBD - 05/02/2021 - TBD
 * 13) TBD - 05/09/2021 - TBD
 * 14) TBD - 05/16/2021 - TBD
 * 15) TBD - 05/23/2021 - TBD
 * 16) TBD - 05/30/2021 - TBD
 * 17) TBD - 06/06/2021 - TBD
 * 18) TBD - 06/13/2021 - TBD
 * 19) TBD - 06/20/2021 - TBD
 * 20) TBD - 06/27/2021 - TBD
 * 21) TBD - 07/04/2021 - TBD
 * 22) TBD - 07/11/2021 - TBD

Specials

 * 1) The Terrestrial Extraterrestrials: Season's Beatings - 12/TBD/20?? - It's Christmas time as the Terrestrials try to celebrate it but things get chaotic when Melody, Julio and Bobby invite themselves and Greta and Harriet infiltrate to try to prove the Terrestrials as aliens.
 * 2) The Terrestrial Extraterrestrials: On Our Way to Europe - TBD/TBD/TBD - The Terrestrials decide to take a peaceful vacation to Europe that soon becomes crazy when the tour guide turns out to be an Interpol agent, Melody forces herself on the vacation and Charlemagne gets left in Italy, being forced between a war between two mafia families.