Osmosis Jones 2/Transcript

This is the transcript of Osmosis Jones 2.

(Hector sees something from the sky.)

Hector: I do not believe that!

(Cut to Christine's periwinkle slip-ons. Hector glances at Christine, who glances back at him.)

Christine: What do you see, Hector?

Hector: Christine, we have a problem.

(Hector points to the sky. A helicopter is getting chased by something big and orange-yellow. Travis was in the helicopter.)

Travis: I swear, I didn't do this!

Christine: Wh-Travis?!

Hector: Oh, hell no! What's that behind him?

Travis: Run for your life! No, I mean drive-Drive for your life! Go away!

(Christine and Hector look in horror as the helicopter gets closer to them. The helicopter crashes and sends water everywhere, but Travis, Hector, and Christine appear to be OK.)

Hector: You barely made it! You OK?

Travis: Yes, yes! Thank you, Hector!

Christine: You are amazing! Thank you!

(A flash of light catches Christine's eyes, the light was coming from a colorful stone.)

Christine: But what is this for a strange stone? I have never seen this!

Hector: Five words: Christine, we have a strange stone!

Travis: Those were six words!

(Hector touches the stone, to see if it is safe.)

Travis: Hector, you're crazy! This can explode or eat you!

Hector: Travis! Don't be stupid! What a strange stone-

(The stone started to swallow him.)

Hector:WT-

(The stone continued to swallow him.)

Hector: Stupid stone! Put me down!

Travis, Christine: OH MY GOD, HECTOR!

Travis: I warned you!

Christine: Don't panic! He is in our hands!

(Hector fell in, along with Travis and Christine. Hector fell flat on his face.)

The Mouth 7:30 AM

Radio: What do you have, Saliva One?

Cell: We got blood, over. Do you see anything, kid?

(The camera swerves to Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones, the hero who saved Frank and is now living in Hector.)

Ozzy: I do. Some blood cells lying on the ground are hurt.

(The radar beeps.)

Cell: It seems that the blood contains germs. Halt. You have entered the City of Hector. Put your hands up and surrender. Saliva One requesting for ground support, over.

Ground Support: Biscupid four. We are on our way.

(They drove their patrol car towards the germs.)

Ground Support: Halt. Immun-WHOAH!

(The germs swiped the patrol car.)

Cell: Son of a botulism! They swiped the police car!

(But that was not the biggest of their problems; a bright light shined through Hector's mouth.

Cell: Hector crap! He is about to yawn!

(Hector yawns, sucking Ozzy, the cell, and germs in the windpipe.)

Cell: Hold tight, kid!

Ozzy: Osmosis Jones to dispatch. We got multiple germs emerging through the windpipe!

Cell 2: Hey, Chief Gluteus, listen to this.

(The car hits the road, leaving only one germ left. Meanwhile, two policemen are talking about their plans for the weekend.)

Policeman 1: You have plans for this weekend, kid?

Policeman 2: Yes. Me and my girlfriend are going to See World.

Policeman 1: Good for both of you.

Radio: All units be advised. Be on the lookout for illegal germs.

(They start their car.)

Chief Gluteus: Jones, Drix, Tyson, Drixine, you guys are our only hopes. Go get that germ!

(Ozzy jumps out of the helicopter, Cilia Tyson jumps out of another helicopter, Drix and Drixine catches them, as. Ozzy stretches his arms out and catches the germ.)

Germ: Hey, Hey! Wh-

(The germ bites Ozzy's fingers. Two cars crash into each other, trying not to run into Ozzy. Ozzy, Drix, Cilia, and Drixine c