Buttons & Rusty: Welcome to Chucklewood/Quotes

Repeated Lines
Jonesy: Welcome to Chucklewood. My name is Ranger Jones. Most people call me Jonesy.

Buttons and/or Rusty: Chucklewood Critters to the rescue! - [Sometimes this phrase is said with someone accompanying them.]

Sarah: It's my lucky belly! [after she is given a stomach rub]

Girls Day Out
[Personality Quiz]

Robin: If your boy is a sandwich, he would be: A) Potato Chips, B) Diet Soda, or C) Pretzels.

Bearbette: Hmmm. C?

Frisky: I think A.

Freddie: A!

Robin: Is there an echo in the house?

Bearbette: I don't know.

....

Robin: If you wear a bikini (which we are right now) to date with a boy, you should always take him to A) The Beach or B) The Swimming Pool?

Frisky: A.

Bearbette: A.

Freddie: A! [stares at the girls, then whispers to himself] Bearbette and Frisky look cute in their bikini. Aren’t they?

....

Robin: If you pierce your bellybutton, your boy would be: A) Scared, B) Angry, C) Happy.

Frisky: As long as Freddie doesn't stare at mine and calls me that word, B.

Bearbette: A.

Freddie: [stares at Bearbette‘s middle stomach and does a wolf whistle] She’s chicken!

[Bearbette looks around, sees Freddie on the fence posts and throws a rock on his face.]

Bearbette: Shut up, grey butt or I will spank you!

....

[While the girls sunbathe, Freddie sneaks in staring at the their stomachs]

Freddie: Ahhh...two girl cubs and that female chick wearing bikinis roasting in the sun. What would happen if I filled up their bellybuttons with a spread.

[He spreads peanut butter and jelly on the girls' middle stomachs. He then puts a peanut on Robin’s middle stomach (using it as a belly ring)]

Freddie: [snickers] Pretty soon, I can see a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on those chicks instead of bread. And that human chick will never know I pierced her bellybutton.

[An hour later, the girls wake up and sees their stomachs covered up with peanut butter and jelly. They scream in horror]

Frisky: Who made a peanut butter and jelly snack on our stomachs?

Robin: And who put a peanut on my belly?

[All three girls look around and see Freddie who laughs. Bearbette growls at him. Frisky and Robin rip Freddie’s shirt. Bearbette lifts his tail up and all three kick him in the rear end out of Robin’s house.]

All three girls: Serves you right for invading girls privacy!

Robin: Lets get ourselves cleaned up and go to the mall.

Bearbette: That troublemaker would never find us here.

...

[After Freddie's shark puppet bites Frisky's tail]

Frisky: YEEEEEEEEEEEOW!!! [gets out of the pool and looks at her tangled tail] My beautiful tail!

Freddie: [snickers] Look at your tail, chicken!

Frisky: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!! [clonks Freddie with a broom]

[A shadow approaches him]

Freddie: Uh-oh.

[He gets sucked up into the giant vacuum then he notices Gourmad]

Freddie: [gasps] Gourmad! [he sees sad sharks around him] He's got endangered sharks!

Chicken Pox
[In Skipper and Bluebell’s garden, after Sarah puts the seeds into the dirt]

Skipper: Now, here comes the fun part. We are going to water the plants. Bluebell, why don’t you grab the hose.

[Bluebell grabs the hose and gives it to Skipper who then turns the hose on.]

Skipper: Now, when I pull the trigger off of this hose, water will be sprayed in the garden. [demonstrates] Now, you try it.

[He hands the hose to Sarah. She first aims it at the garden and then aims it at Bluebell‘s stomach]

Skipper: Umm, Sarah?

Sarah: Yes?

[She sprays at Bluebell’s middle stomach]

Bluebell: Skipper, turn it off!

[Skipper turns the hose off, Bluebell deep breathes and then confronts Sarah]

Bluebell: Sarah, why do you squirt my belly?

Sarah: [giggles] It can make you grow.

Bluebell: Bellies are not plants! You’re supposed to water the plants! Not me. Try it again.

Sarah: Okay. [puts the hose on her stomach]

Bluebell: On the plants!

[Sarah doesn’t move the hose from it]

Bluebell: Sarah! [snatches the hose from it positions it on the plants and gives it back to Sarah] Okay, Skip. Turn ‘er on.

[Skipper turns the hose on]

Bluebell: Now remain steady. Ready?

Sarah: Ready?

Bluebell: Spray!

[Sarah pulls the trigger and sprays the garden]

Bluebell: Yeah! That’s a girl!

[After a few seconds of spraying Sarah positions the hose on top and sprays herself then sprays her middle stomach]

Bluebell: [laughs] Guess your belly needs a drink.

Lonesy Jonesy
[Turner, Skeeter, Freddie and the boy and girl cubs continue their walk through the woods]

Skeeter: I don't know how long we can walk.

[They stop when they hear a wild cat's growl]

Turner: What was that?

Frisky: [points to her stomach] Was that my stomach? I thought I already ate.

Freddie: I'm afraid it's not your stomach, Frisky, it was those wild cats up there!

Bearbette: Freddie, enough of your tricks!

Buttons: I'm afraid Freddie's not kidding, Bearbette! Look up there!

[He shows Bearbette where Freddie's pointing, she gasps and our view goes to up to the silhouetted Wildcatt Brothers]

Bearbette: You were right, Freddie!

Bearbette and Frisky: [jumping into their boyfriends' arms] Buttons! Rusty! Get us out of here!

Rusty: The girls are right, let's run for it!

[The young critters run from the Wildcatt Brothers but they go after them]

Freddie: [while running] I don't understand how come I'm right at times!

[They continue running until the young critters hide behind a big rock]

Turner: [sighs, then whispering] We should be safe now.

Chris: Since when did bears, foxes, turtles, mice and raccoons start migrating?

Bearbette: [whispering] Freddie, this is no time for jokes!

Freddie: [whispering] I didn't say anything!

Martin: Hey! We're talking to you!

[The young critters are shown with shocked looks then they look up to see the now non-silhouetted Wildcatt Brothers (Chris wears a green shirt, Martin wears a blue shirt)]

Bearbette: Whoa! Excuse us, sirs.

Buttons: Yeah, we didn't know you wanted to introduce yourselves and say "Hi." Well, I'm Buttons.

Rusty: And I'm Rusty.

Buttons: This female bear and fox duo are our loved ones, Bearbette and Frisky.

Rusty: That turtle's name is Turner. The mouse's name is Skeeter. And this raccoon's name is Freddie. And they're our pals. Who are you guys?

Chris: We're the Wildcatt Brothers. I'm Chris.

Martin: And I'm Martin.

Bearbette: Chris and Martin. Nice to meet you.

Frisky: You know, you guys seem really familiar.

...

[In a Japanese fruit forest, the boy cubs and Wildcatt Brothers pick loquats, suddenly, Crush, a mean coyote cub who looks like a younger version of Claude approaches them]

Crush: Hey, you!

[The boy cubs and Wildcatt Brothers look at Crush]

Crush: You bear and fox duo!

Buttons and Rusty: Us?

Crush: Yeah, you must be Buttons and Rusty, I've heard about, yeah?

Buttons: Yes, I'm Buttons.

Rusty: And I'm Rusty.

Buttons: And these are the Wildcatt Brothers, Chris and Martin.

Rusty: And who are you? You look very familiar!

Crush: My name is Crush, as in "crush a pill with two spoons!" And we'll get to the "familiar" thing later. [walks off cackling]

Chris: Well, there's something you don't see everyday.

Martin: No kidding, bro.

Buttons: Come on, bros, we better get back to the gang.

[Back at the campfire, the girl cubs, Turner, Skeeter, Freddie, Franklin, Quacker, Skipper, Bluebell, the boy and girl cubs' parents, Philbert and the kids sit in confusion]

Abner: [sighs] What's taking those youngans and bros so long?

Buttons​​​: [off-screen] We're coming, Pop! And we've got the loquats!

[The boy cubs and Wildcatt Brothers arrive back to the campfire]

Bridgette: What took you youngans and the bros so long?

Martin: Uh, too much to explain.

Buttons: However, all we can explain is that while Rusty, the bros and I were picking out loquats, a strange coyote cub approached us from behind.

George: Well, what was the coyote cub's name?

Rusty: His name was Crush, as in "crush a pill with two spoons" and--

Freddie: Crush?!

Chris: Wait, you know Crush?

[A picture of Crush is shown on-screen]

Philbert: [in real life] Yeah, he is a mean coyote cub.

Freddie: [in real life] Sadly, Crush wasn't always mean as he is today. [A picture of a younger Crush, with a scared look on his face, wearing a party hat and holding a pillow in front of him, replaces the other picture] I remember when he came to my second birthday, he was terrified of the titular character of the TV show called MacGiggles the Frog.

[In Freddie's flashback, at his second birthday party, Crush, along with Freddie and a bunch of other young critters, watches MacGiggles the Frog on TV]

MacGiggles: [singing on TV] MacGiggles is me name and this is my lovely bog. It's time to come and play with your favorite Scottish frog.

Crush: [crying] I don't like MacGiggles!

Freddie's mother: He's not real, Crush. He's just a TV character.

[MacGiggles suddenly arrives in the room from the kitchen in person]

MacGiggles: [with different voice than on TV] Hey there, kids, is there a wee laddie having his birthday today?

Crush: [screaming] MacGiggles! He's gonna eat me!

The other young critters at Freddie's second birthday party: [singing] Scaredy-cat, scaredy-cat.

[MacGiggles reveals himself to be Philbert]

Philbert: Crush, it's me, Philbert.

Crush: [screaming] MacGiggles ate Freddie's pop! Aah! [The flashback ends]

Philbert: Dramatic, isn't it?

Bearbette: Even if he's mean, is he still scared of MacGiggles?

Freddie: Sadly, yes.

The Critter Mermaids
[Bluebell teaches Sarah how to do a cannonball dive]

Bluebell: This is another fun way to jump into the lake. It's a cannonball.

Sarah: You mean you have to shoot cannonballs from cannons?

Bluebell: [giggles] Nope. To do a cannonball. You must walk very far away from the edge of the lake. [walks very far away from the edge of the lake. Sarah follows her.] Then when you're ready to jump in the lake, you run until you are near the edge of the lake, jump as high as possible, grab your knees and you're splash will be a cannonball. Don't forget to scream "CANNONBALL!"

Sarah: CANNONBALL!!!

Bluebell: Yep. But let me show you. CANNONBALL!!! [runs to the edge of the lake of the lake and does a cannonball dive]

Sarah: Hey, Bluebell! CANNONBALL!!! [performs the cannonball dive which ultimately splashes Bluebell]

Bluebell: [giggles] Good girl! Can we do it together?

Sarah: [giggles] Why not!

[They leap out of the lake, walk far away and then...]

Sarah and Bluebell: CANNONBALL!!!

[They both cannon balled into the lake and splash at each other]

...

[While Sarah and Bluebell sunbathe on the edge of Chucklewood lake, they look at each other.]

Sarah: [looks at Bluebell's bikini] Gee, Bluebell. Your bathing suit is very beautiful. [softly rubs Bluebell's stomach]

Bluebell: [giggles] Awwww, thank you. [while looking at Sarah's bikini] Gee, Sarah, your bathing suit is very beautiful. [softly rubs Sarah's stomach who giggles] It reminds me of... a mermaid.

Play It Again, Sarah
[After beating Rusty in tug of war]

Sarah: Yeah, mama! [does a cartwheel] The lucky belly wins! Sarah one, Rusty zip!

[Rusty comes out of a hole with porcupine quills on his face]

Rusty: Ouch!

...

[After beating Rusty in chess]

Sarah: Checkmate! Girl cousins always beat boy cousins. [blows a raspberry on Rusty] Girls rule and boys drool!

...

[After beating Rusty in skipping stones]

Sarah: Ten! [puts a rock on her middle stomach] Okay, lucky belly, spell “loser” [takes the rock off and on pretending on being a puppet] Loser. Y-O-U LOSER!!! [jumps into the lake and does a victory swim]

Rusty: When will I ever beat my cousin?

The Chucklewood Spelling Bee
Rusty: I hope there's somebody else going to take part in the Spelling Bee.

[As Buttons and Rusty get kicked in the rear ends by Crush]

Buttons and Rusty: YEOW!

Crush: Hey, Butt! Rutt!

[Buttons and Rusty look at Crush]

Buttons and Rusty: CRUSH!

Crush: [pokes their stomachs hard] I will be taking part in the Spelling Bee!

Buttons: OH, YEAH!? [pokes Crush's stomach, Rusty pulls up Crush's tail and kicks his rear end]

Crush: OUCH!!!

Buttons and Rusty: DON'T EVER CALL US THAT!!!

The Great Theme Park Rescue Part 1: The School Picnic
[Philbert walks around the boy cubs' cave and sees the parents and their siblings are sunbathing. He stares at Francine from the cleavage to the stomach]

Philbert: [softly wolf whistles] Cute belly ring.

[Hethen stares close at Stacy.]

Philbert: Roasting in the sun.

[He then notices Bridgette and Rosie are wearing maillots]

Philbert: Hey, Bridgette and Rosie, why are your bellies covered up?

Rosie: Shh! It’s a surprise.

Bridgette: We folks know. Everyone else, including the cubs does not.

George: You'll find out later. Right now, let us folks and their siblings get some private time.

Stacy: Yeah, we need some private time!

Five Nights With Freddie
[As Buttons prepares to draw a "2" on Philbert's stomach]

Philbert: Careful, Buttons. Did you see my belly ring? I had my stomach pierced recently.

Watch The Birdie
[As the birdie falls inside Bluebell's shirt]

Bluebell: Where is it!? Where it it!? [shakes her shirt]

Skipper: I don't know?

[Bluebell shakes her shirt which reveals a birdie placed on her stomach]

Sarah: Look! It's on your belly, Bluebell.

[Bluebell looks at the birdie]

Bluebell: It is? [tries to pull the birdie off] Ooooh. It won't go off.

Skipper: Let me try to pull it off. [tries to pull the birdie, but it won't go off.]

Bluebell: Darn.

Skipper: Sarah, while I go get tongs, try rubbing her belly.

[Bluebell lies down, Sarah lifts up Bluebell's shirt, rubs her stomach then plays the drums on her. But still, the birdie won't go off]

...

[After Skipper fails to get the birdie off of the tongs]

Bluebell: Guess, I may have to go for a dip in the ol' swimming hole.

[Bluebell changes into her bikini and jumps into the swimming hole. Sarah looks at Bluebell’s stomach, the birdie still won’t go off. Suddenly, Sarah squirts Bluebell with the hose.]

Getting Ready For The Baby
Rosie: Can you feel it, Rusty?

Rusty: I sure can. Pretty soon our family will be bigger.

Rosie: You bet.

Rusty: But when?

Rosie: In a few months or so. No rushing.

[Sarah enters the cave]

Sarah: Hi, Rusty! Hi, Aunt Rosie! [rubs Rusty's stomach]

Rusty: [laughs] Sarah! You and your tummy rubs! [rubs Sarah's stomach who giggles]

[Sarah gets up and looks at her Aunt Rosie's stomach]

Sarah: Gee, Aunt Rosie. Why is your belly so big? Did you eat a lot of food?

Rosie: No, Sarah. You see why my belly is big? I am pregnant. Which means I will be having a baby soon.

Sarah: A baby?

Rosie: Yes. The family is growing. You will have a new cousin.

Sarah: Wow! This is going to be great. Is that your pair of pajamas you are wearing?

Rosie: This is one of my maternity clothes. The reason why I am wearing those clothes is that my body will change from time to time when I am pregnant. I used to wear those clothes when I was pregnant with Rusty. I’ll have your Aunt Jeanette tell you a story about my time at the maternity clinic.

[Jeanette sits down next to Rosie]

Jeanette: Have you kids ever heard of a maternity clinic?

Rusty: No. What is it?

Jeanette: A maternity clinic is part of a hospital where all pregnant female critters visit the doctor to check on them.

[A flashback sequence is shown where Jeanette taking Rosie to the maternity clinic]

Jeanette: [narrates] One day, I took Aunt Rosie to the critter hospital's maternity clinic. We've waited in the waiting room for approximately 45 minutes. We read magazines about pregnancy and parenting. Then, Dr. Kio Canami who is a doctor who specializes in pregnant women took us to a room like you see at a regular check-up. Dr. Canami then looks at Aunt Rosie's folder and asks her a few questions about her health. Then, Dr. Canami then checks Aunt Rosie's blood pressure and her weight. She then tells her that she is very healthy. Afterwards, Dr. Canami gives Aunt Rosie a special microphone called a Fetal Doppler. What she does is that she places a microphone on Aunt Rosie's belly so that she can listen to the heartbeat of the baby inside the womb. Dr. Canami then prescribes her medicine to manage her pregnancy. She then tells her to come back each month to see how she's doing.

[Back to the present, Jeanette puts the Fetal Doppler on Rosie’s stomach]

Sarah: [giggles] It sounds like you‘re blowing bubbles.

Jeanette: [giggles] Yep. You can hear the baby’s heart beat. After we left the clinic, I took Aunt Rosie to the mall to shop for maternity clothes.

Sarah: Are you gonna wear your bathing suit when you are going swimming?

Rosie: A different bathing suit. [shows Sarah her maillot] This is a maillot which is a one piece bathing suit. Unlike bikinis, like I, Bridgette or Aunt Jeannette usually wear.

[Bridgette enters wearing her bikini]

Rosie: Maillots cover up my belly. So you, Rusty or the other critters won't be seeing it during this time.

[Sarah softly rubs Bridgette's stomach]

Sarah: Bridgette, can we go swimming?

Bridgette: Maybe later. Right now, I got to work in the garden. [leaves]

Sarah: Hmm. How about you, Aunt Jeanette?

Jeanette: [laughs] Oh, Sarah. I didn’t bring my bikini with me. Maybe next time. Right now, I am going to need some time with us two aunts alone.

[Sarah lifts up Jeanette’s shirt and presses her stomach]

Jeanette: [giggles] Oh, Sarah, you and your belly presses.

Rosie: That’s her favorite body part to press, rub or kiss. She kissed my belly when I use to take her and Rusty to the beach. [points to her middle stomach] This is the very spot where she kissed it.

[She and Jeanette rub Sarah’s stomach who giggles excitedly. Then, Jeanette blows a raspberry on Sarah’s middle stomach which she giggles hysterically. Sarah then kisses Jeanette’s middle stomach.]

Jeanette: Oh, Sarah, your are very ticklish.

Rosie: If you kiss Sarah’s bellybutton, she will giggle hysterically. She has the luckiest belly in Chucklewood.

-

[After the Star Badge reveals a fake]

Sarah: It's a zonk.

George: Zonk? What's a zonk?

Randal: It's another name for a fake. I happen to learn that word from a friend of mine, named Wayne Crabby.

Buttons: Well, we know it's a fake. There's always another Star Badge in our future.

[Bridgette (wearing her bikini) appears]

Bridgette: Hey, Sarah. Wanna go for a swim with me?

Sarah: [looks around and sees Bridgette] YES! [giggles, then tackles Bridgette and rubs her stomach]

Bridgette: [giggles] You always love rubbing critter's tummies. [rubs Sarah's stomach who also giggles]

Sarah: [giggles] It's my lucky belly!

[They ran to the logging chute, Sarah sits on Bridgette's lap and kisses her middle stomach. The two then slide down the chute and into the lake. They then splash each other. Bridgette then swims around Sarah and dunks her. Sarah dunks her back.]

...

George: You boys can continue your secret shortcut. But it is no longer being secret.

Buttons and Rusty: We can? That’s a relief.

Abner: We’ve put the shortcut to lead in the back door of the cave

[He looks around to see Sarah and Bridgette laughing and chasing each other on the lake. Sarah climbs on Bridgette‘s back who then grabs Sarah, blows a raspberry on her middle stomach then dunks her into the lake.]

Abner: Why don’t you join Sarah on the lake?

[As the boy cubs see the events...]

Buttons and Rusty: WAIT FOR US!

Critterpaited
[Final Scene, In Crystal Bayou, the boy cubs relax watching the stars. The girl cubs [wearing bathrobes] approach them]

Bearbette: Hey, Buttons.

Frisky: Hey, Rusty.

Bearbette: Want to go for a late-night stroll in the 'Bayou?

[The girl cubs take off their bathrobes to reveal their bikinis. The boy cubs accept by grabbing their hands. 'Groovin by The Rascals is heard  as a montage of the boy and girl cubs (now known by the name as the "cub couples") make love around Crystal Bayou: The couples laying down on the grass watching the stars at each other, eating a romantic dinner, swimming in the bayou lake, sitting on two separate log rafts ending with falling down the waterfall, etc. The montage ends with the couples carving their names on the trees.]

Bearbette: Oh, Buttons. What a night.

Buttons: Isn't it romantic?

Frisky: Rusty, beautiful night isn't it?

School Daze II: The Tale of Two Zaks
[Stacy wakes Sarah up via stomach rub who giggles. Sarah wakes up, stretches, and yawns.]

Sarah: [giggles] Good morning, mommy! [lifts up her mother's pajamas and rubs her stomach]

Stacy: [giggles] Oh, Sarah. You love to rub my belly too!

Sarah: What are we doing today?

Stacy: Today, you will be learning about the facts of life. You will be going to school today.

Sarah: School? What’s school?

A New Burrow And A Child
[As Sarah enters Skipper and Bluebell’s burrow, she notices that it is empty.]

Sarah: Skipper? Bluebell?

[Bluebell approaches Sarah]

Bluebell: Hi, Sarah.

Sarah: Hi, Bluebell. Why is the burrow empty? Are you cleaning it? [starts to rub Bluebell’s stomach but Bluebell stops her]

Bluebell: Nope. Let me tell you something. Tomorrow, Skipper and I are going to become adoptive parents. We will be moving to a bigger burrow and adopting a child. So, we are not going to be babysitting you anymore.

Sarah: WHAT!? You’re not babysitting me anymore? [starts to break into tears]

Skipper: Yep.

[Sarah breaks into tears and screams as she ran around the empty burrow. Then she leaps out of the burrow and ran to Franklin’s cave.]

....

[Sarah walks around the edge of Chucklewood Lake still worrying about the loss of her beloved babysitters. She looks at the reflection of the water with clips of her swimming with Bluebell from The Critter Mermaids. Bearbette and Frisky (who are sunbathing) witness this.]

Bearbette: I wonder what’s wrong with Sarah?

Frisky: I don’t know. Let’s ask her.

[They walk up to Sarah]

Bearbette: Sarah?

Sarah: [cries] Yes?

Frisky: Is something wrong?

Sarah: Skipper and Bluebell moved and they are no longer babysitting me.

Frisky: Rusty told me that yesterday.

Sarah: And now, I have no babysitter! [continues crying]

[Bearbette and Frisky are worried]

Frisky: Wait a minute! [whispers in Bearbette’s ear] Sarah?

Sarah: Yes?

Frisky: Bearbette and I can be your new babysitters.

Sarah: [stops crying and wipes her eyes] REALLY? [excitedly] YES!!!

[She rubs Bearbette and Frisky’s stomachs who both laugh]

Frisky: Ooooh, Sarah. Let us rub your belly too!

Sarah: [giggles] It’s my lucky belly!

[Bearbette and Frisky rub Sarah’s stomach.]

[Afterwards, the three jump into the lake and splash at each other]

Girls Day Out...In The Bayou
[As Freddie sneaks into the girls‘ hammocks he looks around then. He stares at Sarah’s middle stomach.]

Freddie: Three little chickens sleeping on the hammocks. Including that chick of Rusty’s whose stomach is very lucky. Just wait till they wake up tomorrow when their bellies get sticky and the tails merge into one.

[He pours bayou honey on the girls‘ stomachs. He then walks underneath the hammocks who then smells Bearbette’s rear end. He then ties Frisky and Sarah’s tails into a knot. He then snickers and sneaks out of bayou. He finds a Star Badge and lifts up his shirt and puts the badge on his stomach.]

...

[The next morning, as the three girls wake up, they look at their stomachs.]

Sarah: [screams] My lucky belly is covered up in honey!

....

[After Sarah, Bearbette and Frisky kick Freddie (naked) in the quick sand]

Sarah, Bearbette and Frisky: Serves you right, grey butt for invading girls privacy!

The Pony Derby
[After Robin sees the 10’s Sarah drew on Bearbette and Frisky’s stomachs. Sarah has a "1“ on hers using a cloth button as a zero (covering her middle stomach, mistaken it for a belly ring)]

Robin: Sarah, did you drew a doughnut on the girl cubs?

[Sarah lifts up Robin’s shirt and draws a "1" on her stomach. Robin then rubs Sarah’s stomach.]

Boys Day Out
[While the boys read a magazine on girls in bikinis]

Freddie: Those girls in bikinis are very cute!

[The boys all laugh and do wolf whistles]

Freddie: [lifts up his shirt to expose his stomach] If I dated a girl in a bikini, she would kiss my belly. [points to his middle stomach] I call the button on the bellies zeroes.

...

[After Ronald rips Jester’s clothes, pokes his stomach hard, pours cream on his rear end and kicks him, picks him up and throws him into the creek]

Ronald: The price is wrong, beaves!

The Villains Club's Last Stand Part 1: The Final Star Badge
Bearbette: BUTTONS!

Frisky: RUSTY!

Rusty: Hi, girls. What---? [looks at their shaven heads] What happened to your hair?

Bearbette: We just got back from Crystal Bayou. Look at our heads!

Sarah: Our hair's are gone!

Frisky: You got that right, Sarah. While we were sleeping in the hammocks, Deliah used her hair removal gun hair to remove the hairs off of us!

Bearbette: We are bald!

....

Buttons: [walks over to the remains of the Ultismasher 3000 to take the Star Badge] I'll take that. [he walks back up to the gang] Alright, let's see what Star Badge this is. [the Star Badge reveals itself to be Ophiuchus] This is it! This is the final Star Badge! The Star Badge of Ophiuchus!

Johnny: What are you gonna wish, Buttons?

Buttons: I wish everything was back to normal. [the Star Badge then puts Buttons' wish into action]

Jonesy: [narrates] Now, I know you're thinking that the wish has to be literal for it to come true. Well, fortunately, the Star Badges understand what the wish means. And this one is in four parts: [the parts of the wish scatter] Sarah and the girl cubs' hairs restored...

[Sarah, Bearbette and Frisky's hair grow back]

Sarah: [excitedly] Our hair's grown back!

Jonesy: [narrates] ...the foul odored milk cleaned up from Jester's gym,

[The milk evaporates]

Jester: Alright! The milk's been cleaned up!

Jonesy: [narrating] ...the cub couples' caves returned to normal...

[The cub couples' caves get put back the way they were before]

Jonesy: ...and Bearnadine recovered from pneumonia.

[The pneumonia meter goes down to 0]

Bearnadine: [sighs] Oh, what a relief it is!

Jonesy: [narrating] Meanwhile, back inside the hospital.

[Meanwhile, in the hospital waiting area, Dr. Macquarie enters and approaches George]

'''Dr. Macquarie''': George?

George: Yes?

Dr. Macquarie: Congratulations! You have gained a member of your family.

George: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! [jumps up and down and he and the doctor write a telegram to Rusty about the baby]

[Meanwhile, back with the gang...]

Quacker: Quack! Quack! Special delievery for Rusty! [hands telegram to Rusty]

Rusty: [reads telegram] Rusty, please come to the hospital to meet your newest sibling. - Pop.

Johnny: Alright, we've got all the Star Badges!

Star Badge of Ophiuchus: Hey, Rusty...

[The gang gets surprised looks on their faces]

Robin: Oh, my goodness, they talked!

Star Badge of Ophiuchus: Yes, but that was me, the Star Badge of Ophiuchus. Hey, Rusty, before we head back into the sky, I just want you to know that you are a great big brother.

[The gang smiles, especially Rusty]

Wescott: [heard offscreen; laughing maniaclly] You're not going anywhere!

[The gang gets shocked expressions on their faces]

Bearbette: [nervously] W-W-W-What was that?

Buttons: [nervously] I d-d-don't know!

[Wescott literally appears in front of the gang and the gang exclaim in shock]

Everyone: Who are you?!

Star Badge of Aquarius: [gasps along with the rest of the Star Badges] That's him!

Frisky: What's him?

Star Badge of Pisces: That's the mad magician!

Star Badge of Aries: Who made us fall from the sky!

Star Badge of Taurus: And turned us into Star Badges!

Buttons: So, it was YOU, sir, who turned the constellations into Star Badges and made them fall from the sky!

Wescott: That's right! And I have a name! The name's Wescott, Harry Wescott! And I'm taking the Star Badges from you!

Star Badge of Cancer: Oh no!

Star Badge of Libra: Uh-oh!

Star Badge of Virgo: Oh, gee!

Star Badge of Sagittarius: This can't be good!

[Wescott uses his scepter to take the Star Badges out of the gang's paws and hands]

Buttons: Oh no!

Rusty: Uh-oh.

[The Star Badges get connected into a globe]

Wescott: At last, the Star Badges are mine!

[Behind Wescott, the Villains Club emerges from the remains of the Ultismasher 3000]

Gourmad: Ugh, well it's a good thing none of us got killed in the Ultismasher 3000's destruction.

Delilah: [angrily] But my hair is ruined!

Patty: And my glasses are broken! I've paid too much for them!

Zak: Don't celebrate too soon, you Chucklewood Litters!

Buttons and Rusty: That's "Chucklewood Critters!" [they along with the gang then gasp]

Wescott: [confused] Uh, what's going on?

Buttons: I guess destroying the Ultismasher 3000 didn't put Zak, Gourmad, Delilah and Patty in their places after all!

Wescott: Zak? [looks behind him]

Zak: [notices Wescott] Huh? Uncle Harry? Is that you?

[The gang gets shocked expressions]

Johnny: Uncle?! Zak's got an uncle too?!

Wescott: [looks back at the gang while chuckling] That's right, sonny boy! [Zak, Gourmad, Delilah, Patty, Dario, Reg and Zeke walk up by Wescott's side] I, Harry Wescott, am the maternal uncle of your arch-enemy, Zak Vaderman, and the REAL founder of the Villains Club! I just made my nephew as the club's leader a long time ago! I've turned the constellations into Star Badges so that my nephew and his Villains Club can get rid of you once and for all. But you kept interfering with my plan, so I had to ambush you to take the Star Badges as a backup plan!

Buttons and Rusty: Oh, we see.

Wescott: You, Buttons and Rusty, may have ruined my nephew and his Villains Club's plans in the past. But today, things are going to be different!

Hamilton: [arrives in her police car and points her gun at Wescott] Not so fast!

[The scene freezes...]

Jonesy: [narrates] Oh, this is just dreadful, after all that hard work of getting the Star Badges, Harry Wescott has appeared and taken all of them out of our heroes' paws!

Sora: [narrates] But luckilly, the telegram that Rusty got says it all. Is it a boy...?

Brittany: [narrates] Or is it....a girl?

Layla: [narrates] And what'll our heroes do about this situation?

All 4: Find out...next time!

[TO BE CONCLUDED...]

The Villains Club's Last Stand Part 2: The Battle
Hamilton: [still having her gun pointed at Wescott] Harry Wescott, maternal uncle of Zak Vaderman and true founder of the Villains Club, raise both of your hands up!

Wescott: Okay, you're asking for it! [raises both his hands up with his scepter still in one of them and uses the scepter to take Hamilton's gun out of her hand]

Chief Hamilton: Hey, no fair!

Johnny: The chief's right, it isn't fair to take police officer's weaponry!

Wescott: [chuckles] It doesn't matter, boy!

Zak: Because it's all over for you and those Chucklewood Litters!

Buttons and Rusty: Again, that's "Chucklewood Critters!"

[Rusty's critter phone rings and Johnny picks it up]

Johnny: Oh, Rusty, it's for you!

Wescott: [surprised] Well, that's surprising for someone to call at the worst time.

Rusty: [calling] Hi, Pop!

George: Rusty, please come to the hospital.

Rusty: [calling] Um, I'd love to, Pop. Unfortunately, we have a major crisis! Harry Wescott, Zak's maternal uncle and true founder of the Villains Club has appeared and taken all the Star Badges out of our paws! So, can you find shelter in the hospital for Mom and my new baby sibling?

George: Oh, okay, I'll find shelter for your mother and your new baby sibling and I'll be on my way.

Rusty: Okay, thanks! [hangs up]

Wescott: I hope your mom and your new baby sibling find shelter fast, Fox Boy!

[He uses his scepter to bring all the villains (and bad critters) that the good critters encountered in the past]

Wescott: Because I've just summoned every villain you've encountered in the past!

Buttons: There's Syco the Snake!

Rusty: And Lord Morlock!

Bearbette: And Claude!

Frisky: And Lenny Stapp and Lulu!

Johnny and Robin: And a bunch of other villains that we can't keep track of!

Wescott: That's right! Now, let crime wave begin!

[The villains start the crime wave, raiding the suburb and the citizens and suburban critters begin to panic]

Bystander: [while running] Hey, I've had a weird dream like this once!

Lenny: [holding a chair] And that dream was pretty scary, wasn't it? [throws it at the window, breaking it]

[In the supermarket, Johnny's dad picks up a can of soup, suddenly, Ronald approaches him and punches him in the chest, prompting him to groan and drop the can of soup]

[The gang witnesses this in disappointment]

Johnny: Oh, this is terrible! All the villains we've encountered in the past are running rampant!

Rusty: [sniffs] I hope my mom and my new baby sibling find shelter.

Skipper: [off-screen] Buttons! Rusty!

[The gang sees Skipper and Bluebell with their adopted son Thippy coming their way]

Rusty: Skipper! Bluebell! You've returned! Are you here to see my new baby sibling?

Bluebell: Yes, in fact, Quacker has given every critter you know and care about invitations to see your new baby sibling.

[Every other good critter comes the gang's way]

Johnny: Perfect timing! [facing Wescott, Zak, Gourmad, Delilah, Patty, Dario, Reg and Zeke] You didn't think this was over, did you, Zak? Because we will defeat you, Gourmad, Delilah, Patty and your uncle! Because, who we have assisting us are Skipper and Bluebell with Thippy, Lester, Porcupine Sam, the Coyote Tribe, Marty and Priscilla, Eugene, Willard and Arnie, Milo, Spike and Furbrain, Christina, Joker, Buttons' Uncle Elmer, Cousin Bruce, Uncle Woodrow, Aunt Francine and Grandma Bear, Rusty's Aunt Jeanette, Uncle Theodore, Cousin Sarah, Uncle Dennis, Aunt Stacy and Grandpa Rufus, Franklin's Aunt Nora, Miss Charolette Love. The list of good critters goes on.

Buttons: [announcing] Everyone, are you all ready to take out the villains?

Good Critters: Yes, we are!

Johnny: Fortunately, there's plenty of room for the battle behind the high school. [announcing] Let's do it!!

[At the critter hospital...]

George: Dr. Macquarie, can you stay and watch over my mate and my new baby? Because I've got a score to settle!

Dr. Macquarie: Sure thing, George.

George: Don't worry, Buttons and Rusty, help is on the way! [runs out of the hospital]

...

Johnny: Give me a B!

Crowd: B!

Johnny: Give me a U!

Crowd: U!

Johnny: Give me a T!

Crowd: T!

Johnny: Give me another T!

Crowd: T!

Johnny: Give me an O!

Crowd: O!

Johnny: Give me a N!

Crowd: N!

Johnny: Give me an S!

Crowd: S!

Johnny: What's that spell!?

Crowd: BUTTONS!

Johnny: Give me an R!

Crowd: R!

Johnny: Give me a U!

Crowd: U!

Johnny: Give me a S!

Crowd: S!

Johnny: Give me a T!

Crowd: T!

Johnny: Give me a Y!

Crowd: Y!

Johnny: What's that spell!?

Crowd: RUSTY!

...

Crowd: Go, Buttons and Rusty!

...

[After the good critters get captured by the bad critters]

Sarah: RUSTY! [performs her trademark scream at maximum power causing all the villains to hurt their hearing releasing all the good critters]

Layla: Man, that girl can scream at maximum power.

Rusty: Thanks, Sarah!

[Inside the core of the Hydra-Bot 3000, Abner and George sneak past the ZakRobos and Delilah Mannequins]

Abner: [whispering] There they are, George!

[They see the Star Badges inside the machine's central core]

George: [whispering] Alright, let's get them. [grabs the Star Badges] Gotcha.

Zak: [appearing on the screen] What?! Abner? George? It's impossible!

Abner and George: We're afraid not, Zak! You're gonna lose, like always!

Zak: ZakRobos!

Delilah: Delilah Mannequins!

Zak and Delilah: [in unison] Get them!

[Abner and George run with the Star Badges]

George: [noticing some of the ZakRobos and Delilah Mannequins] Here they come, Abner.

Abner: [curls himself into a ball] Launch me like a bowling ball, George!

George: Got it!

[George launches Abner, sending him rolling]

Abner: Woohoo!

[The ZakRobos and Delilah Mannequins scream and Abner crashes them]

George: Buttons! Rusty! Here are the Star Badges!

[Buttons and Rusty put the Star Badges in a bag]

Buttons: Let's power up the Adventure Machine with the Star Badges!

Rusty: Got it!

[They put the Star Badges in the engine. The Adventure Machine turns into the Adventure Machine 2000 getting equipped with a powerful cannon]

Buttons and Rusty: [in unison] Ready, aim, fire! [They fire at the Hydra-Bot 3000]

[The villains scream and gasp in horror, the Hydra-Bot 3000 explodes, destroying the remaining ZakRobos and Delilah Mannequins inside. The remains of the Hydra-Bot 3000 fall to the ground, Wescott and the Villains Club fall to the ground as well.]

Bystander: Let's get 'em! [The citizens begin to chase Wescott and the Villains Club, while some of the citizens easily get the rest of the villains]

Patty: Uh-oh, I have a feeling this may be our last stand!

[Wescott and the Villains Club try to escape, however Abner and George are holding a triprope]

Abner and George: [in unison] Oh no, you don't!

[They trip Wescott and the Villains Club, giving the citizens the chance to beat them up]

Gourmad: [about to get beaten up] Uh-oh!

[The citizens beat up Wescott and the Villains Club, and Wescott and the Villains Club exclaim in pain]

Spiders Riders: Archana Power!

Cosmo Cats: Five-Star Finish: Libra! [fire beams from the gems on their chests at The Villains Club]

Alvin: Charizard, flamethrower now!

[Charizard fires flamethrower at the Villains Club]

Simon: Blastoise, water gun now!

[Blastoise fires water-gun attack at the Villians Club]

Theodore: Venasaur, vine whip now!

[Venasaur whips the Villians club with said attack]

Jackie Chan: [stops beating them up] Wǒ de tiān a! (english translation: My goodness!) [referring to Patty] This little lady is fun to hit! [starts beating them up again]

Ash: Pikachu, thunderbolt now!

Pikachu: Pika! [fires thunderbolt] PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKAAAAAAA—CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Hamilton: [in her megaphone] Okay, you can stop now!

[The citizens stop beating them up, Wescott and the Villains Club are bruised pretty badly]

Bystander: [takes Hamilton's gun from Wescott and gives it to her] Here's your gun back, chief.

Hamilton: Thanks. [slaps the cuffs on the villains] Now, Zak Vaderman, Zazzy Zeke, Harry Wescott, Patty Parker, Reg, Deliah Denara, Dario, Galton Gourmad, Morlock, Lenny Stapp, Lulu, Zuzu Tomahawk, Ronald and every other villain and bad critter. You are all under arrest for the major crime spree in Chucklewood and the suburb!

Cub Couples: You have the right to remain silent.

Skeeter, Turner, and Freddie: If you give up that right...

Coyote Tribe: Anything you say...

Lester and Porcupine Sam: Can be held...

Marty and Priscilla: In a court of law!

Eugene, Willard and Arnie: You have the right...

Milo, Spike and Furbrain: ...to an attorney.

Christina and Joker: If you cannot afford one...

The rest of the good critters: One will be appointed to you!

[Sarah bites Ronald's tail, all of the good critters get showered with Gatorade, Charizard fires a victory flamethrower, Pikachu does a victory thunderbolt.]

....

Newscast Reporter: Vaderman World Inc. is history! Today, with the help of the entire community, Chucklewood’s favorite critters, Buttons, a bear, and Rusty a fox, successfully defeated Vaderman World Inc. in a historic battle after a major crime wave. Zak Vaderman and his gang of villains have been sentenced to 1,000 years in a maximum security prison called Attica. Not only that, the critters found thirteen constellations which have been finally put back into the sky.

...

Bob: All right, we are ready to announce our winners for our contest we've talked about.

Dave: Remember, our two runners-up will receive $1,000 each.

Arleen: Our second place winner will receive $3,000. And the person who selected their name Vixey will win a $10,000 scholarship and an all-expense paid trip to New York City.

Dave: We are happy to report we have received over ten million votes online and we want to thank you to all of you who participated in this contest.

Bob: And now the results of all of your voting.

[A hand gives Bob the envelope]

Bob: Thank you. I'm excited. Our fourth place winner is the name of Todd which was sent in by Hunter Robertson of Grand Rapids, Michigan.

Dave: Our third place winner is Regina which is sent in by Brandi Sevetzski from Blue Ridge, Texas.

Arleen: Congratulations Hunter and Brandi, both of you have won $1,000. The check is in the mail for you. And now, our second place winner. This second place winner will recieve $3,000. And the winner is Charlie which was in sent in by Jonathan Wayna from Maharishi Vedic City, Iowa.

Bob: And now to place that all important call is the winner of Vixey. [open the envelope and dials the number from his critter phone] The winner of the $10,000 and an all expense paid trip to New York City to be a guest critter in our next season.

[The phone rings]

Winner: Hello?

Bob: Is this Charles Cato from Macon, Georgia?

Charles: Yes it is.

Bob: This is Bob Badget, Dave Coonier and Arleen Skunken of Buttons and Rusty.

Charles: Oh, Hi, Bob! Hi, Dave! Hi, Arleen!

Bob: We are happy to announce that you are the winner of our Name The Baby contest!

[Applause]

Charles: OH MY GOD! WOW!

Arleen: Charles, how old are you?

Charles: I'm 14 years old. I am starting High School next week.

Dave: That's great! Do you remember what name you've submitted?

Charles: Vixey.

Bob: That's right. And your name has the most votes that our home viewer audience selected the name of Rusty's new sister.

Charles: That's great! Wow!

Arleen: How did you come up with Vixey?

Charles: I watched The Fox and The Hound dozens of times with my mother and since Tod might be a good name for a brother, I figured Vixey should be the name of Rusty's sister.

Dave: That's beautiful. And here's Bob to tell you what you've won.

Bob: Charles, congratulations, you have won a $10,000 scholarship. And more importantly, you have won a one week all-expenses paid trip for you and up to four members of your family to New York City.

Charles: Thank you, Bob!

Bob: The trip includes round trip airfare, hotel, meals, $1,000 in spending money, 7-Day MetroCard for each of you which can help you get around New York. And you will visit the Chucklewood Productions studios to be a guest critter in our next season which Miss Love will talk about in a moment.

Charles: That is wonderful!

Arleen: Who are you gonna take on your trip?

Charles: I am taking my mother, my brother and my sister with me.

Arleen: What about the father?

Charles: He works overnight overtime.

Dave: Ooooh. Have you done any acting yet?

Charles: No I haven't.

Dave: Are you ready for an acting career?

Charles: Yes. I am taking an acting class at school with my music teacher.

Bob: Really? Have you decided what are you gonna be for your guest critter?

Charles: Not sure yet.

Bob: We will get you more details on that when you come to New York. Thank you and congratulations to Charles Cato of Macon, Georgia!

[Applause]

Bob: Enjoy that money and your trip.

[Charles hangs up]

Dave: And now for a preview of our next season. Here's Miss Charlotte Love, the teacher at the Little Critter School.

...

[Last lines of the series, as the credits roll.]

Good Critters: [singing it to the constellations as they perform a light show] When you wish upon a star, makes you wish who you are. Anything your heart desires will come to you. Faith your heart is in your dream, no request is too extreme. When your wish upon a star, as dreamers do.

[As the credits end, a final newspaper headline reads “CONSTELLATIONS BACK INTO THE SKY”]

Director: Congratulations, Chucklewood Critters for defeating Vaderman World, Inc! And Rusty you’re a big brother now! What are you and Buttons going to do now?

Buttons: Maybe a direct-to-video series that takes place during the TV series.

Rusty: And a couple of spin-offs.

Both: [as they hop on The Adventure Machine] UNTIL THEN, WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE WORLD!

[Their mothers hug them and the Adventure Machine takes off. The constellations then turn orange and brown and form the Chucklewood Productions logo]

Good Critters: When you wish upon a star. Your dreams...come true!

Jonesy: All's well that ends well. This has been a Chucklewood Production!