The Toys R Us Movie/Trailer transcripts

Teaser Trailer 1
(shows Warner Bros Pictures logo)

(shows Warner Animation Group logo)

(shows Slimeworks Studios logo)

Fades to Black

Geoffrey is setting up the camera he tests the camera if it's focused on him.

Geoffrey:Is this thing on? Hello? I'm pretty sure it's recording.Hey, Michael is it recording?

Michael(OS):I can't tell Geoffrey the tables too big for me.

Geoffrey:You're a Lego Person how can you not reach the table?

Michael(OS) :It's not my fault I'm tiny.

Geoffrey:Just build yourself a couple of stairs.

Michae(OS)l:Oh why didn't I think of that.

Offscreen building blocks can be heard building while Geoffrey checks his watch.Footsteps can be heard offscreen

Michael:Yup it's recording.

Geoffrey:Good now (ahem) Hello My name is Geoffrey the Giraffe and I-

Geoffrey gets interrupted by Pinkie Pie flying around

Pinkie Pie:Hey Geoffrey what are you doing what's with this white background?

Geoffrey:Pinkie Pie will you please?

Pinkie Pie sees the camera and picks it up

Pinkie Pie: Ooh what's this I never seen anything like this before what does it do?

Geoffrey:Pinkie Pie will you please put that down?

Michael(OS):A better question is how is she picking it up? She has hooves for crying out loud!

Geoffrey:Not helping Michael

Pinkie Pie accidentally drops the camera and it breaks while it's still filming it shows Geoffrey's legs.

Geoffrey:Oh look what you did Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie:Sorry

Geoffrey:It's fine we'll just have to reshoot it.

Michael(OS):Hey Geoffrey did you ever charge the camera?

Geoffrey:Of course I did why?

Michael:(OS) Well I think it says battery low.

Geoffrey:You have got to be-

The camera shuts off

(Music A Sky Full of Stars-Coldplay plays)

TITLE:: From James Swaby director of Larry-Boy: A Veggie Tales Movie and Eric Animations.

Geoffrey(VO): Welcome to Toys R Us the greatest toy store ever

(Geoffrey is walking down the girls aisle and greets the Disney Princesses

Geoffrey:ladies!

Two of the Disney Princesses faint

TITLE:And From Nolan Massey Creator of the Seventh Brother and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Michael is walking beside Geoffrey

Michael:Alright according to my calculations the Leapfrog Area is going downhill

Geoffrey:Downhill? Why?

Michael:It's so boring it makes Pong more interesting.

Professor Quigley Lily and Tad are watching two stuffed animals playing Pong

Professor Quigley:Hmmm Interesting.

Tad:Yea

Lily:I find this admiring.

Tad:Hey Lily why are we still 4 years old?

Lily:I'm not sure.

TITLE::James Corden in THE TOYS R US MOVIE

Geoffrey:Hey wait a minuite where's the Lego London Bridge?

Lego Construction Worker? Sorry sir it keeps falling down.

(A shot of the Lego London Bridge is shown falling apart)

Geofrrey facepalms himself

TITLE:Reopening Soon!