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[During the Paramount and MTV Films logo the song Sh-Boom by The Chords plays. a cloud shaped like the MTV Films logo fades in instead of the logo. And then the camera zooms into a building.]

Tim: *sigh* *narrating* Our lives aren’t what you think. *talking* only 1½ months until school is out. I wish we can- like- play Schools Out by Alice Cooper over the intercom.

Jim: How the hell will it work?

Tim: ...yeah, about that...

Chad: Mom packed me 5 bags of barbecue chips, 7 oreos, a Subway sub, and a lot of popcorn for lunch!

Tim: *sigh* God damn, you are so lucky. She packs me “Good stuff” when it’s really just leftover Goldfish with gravy.

Chad: so unlucky.

[The next scene is when they go to the school, they see police tape.]

Nate: What’s with the police tape? *reads paper* We have mold, so we have to shut down the school until September 5th. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Everyone: SCHOOL IS CLOSED UNTIL SEPTEMBER!

[A party is going on at the front of the school]

Random person: What the hell? Those jackasses.

Tim: THIS COULD BE A PERFECT TIME TO PLAY “SCHOOLS OUT”!!!

Jim: I could sing it! Well we got no choi- *cough* *cough* *hack* *cough*

Tim: Dude-

Jim: Oh don’t worry, that was just dried out, leftover cereal my mom gave us.

Nate: She cares about our health, for you, Chad, she doesn’t.

[Someone cosplaying as Spongebob Squarepants is walking by]

Spongebob Cosplayer: Bahahahahahaha! How are you little children? Sad that your school closed?

Tim: We’re basically teens now. We don’t watch you.

Spongebob Cosplayer: Oh. *walks away*

Nate: We still didn’t tell him we want to go to Disney World

Tim: Thank god.

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