Houseguest

Mailman came while you were out I was sleeping at your house Letter from your lover, with an Ottowa address Fill your shower up with steam Find out what you mean to him Before I hand it over, I'll glue the flap back down and press Yes, I'll leave everything the way I found it I bet I'm the best houseguest Houseguest you've ever had I bet I'm the best houseguest Houseguest you've ever had Never leave my socks around Always turn the TV down and when I leave, I never leave a mess We were dozing on the couch There was nothing much to watch Other than my manners and your waning graciousness Eased your thumb off the remote Place my palms against your throat The heat here's infernal Well, so's that entry in your journal It changed everything the day I found it I'll bet…