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Transcript
Once, when I was six years old,

I read a book about the primeval forest.

The book said,

"Boa constrictors swallow

their prey whole, without chewing it."

I pondered this deeply.

And then, I did my first drawing.

I showed my masterpiece to grown-ups

and asked if the drawing

frightened them.

Frightened?

Why should anyone

be frightened of a hat?

Grown-ups.

They never understand

anything by themselves.

So, I did another drawing.

Well. My advice is stick to arithmetic.

- History.

- And grammar.

I took their advice and I grew up.

I forgot all about being a child.

Until something miraculous happened.

The Little Prince

I have always wanted to find someone

to share my story with, but...

I don't know...

I guess this world just got too grown-up.

Tonight, let's recap today's recap

of today's market activity.

Record-breaking numbers

were written down on pieces of paper,

taken to the bank,

placed in drawers and locked with keys.

Backs straight.

Listening attentively.

Listening.

No excessive blinking.

Listening.

Unexpected praise.

Acknowledge and thank you.

A real smile, sweetie. Show your teeth.

Not too much.

Good. Okay.

Now remember,

statistics tell us that if the panel

is leaning toward acceptance,

they will ask only one question.

The big question.

Are you Werth Academy material?

One, two, three.

Three things make me Werth...

Zero-one-seven?

Go on.

We've reviewed your application.

Thank you!

We've reviewed your file...

Thank... You.

We've read your essay,

"The transformative power of zero

on the bottom line"

and the follow-up, "Zero, still my hero."

Everything looks to be perfect.

We will ask you just one question today.

The big question!

"Are you Werth Academy material?"

What do you want to be

when you grow up?

One, two, three.

Three things make me

Werth Academy material.

No. No.

One, like Werth, I am intelligent.

Two, like Werth, I am serious.

- Stop.

- Three...

Like Werth...

My unwavering...

Abort... Abort.

Will to

learn...

Thank you.

Sweetie!

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE

WHEN YOU GROW UP?

ESSENTIAL.

Apparently,

they changed the big question.

I'm sorry, Mum.

Don't be.

We'll just have to go to Plan B.

"B"?

You said Plan B was impossible!

That's why we went with Plan A.

Plan B is the new Plan A.

We're moving forward!

Neighbourhood identified. Check.

If by some miracle we find

an affordable house here,

they will have to take you.

REDUCED PRICE HOUSE FOR SALE

Check. Check.

Moving truck, check.

FIRST DAY OF SUMMER HOLIDAYS

Matters of consequence today for

the serious and sensible man...

We did it!

You're going to Werth Academy

whether they like it or not.

Whether volcanoes are extinct or alive,

it comes to the same thing for us.

No one is ever satisfied

where he is, pursuing nothing...

Our new home. Check.

Is it too late for a Plan C?

Just keep reminding yourself that

that house made this house available,

and made your future possible.

Mum?

Do you really think

I'm Werth Academy material?

You will be by the end of the summer.

I have a plan.

Right on time.

I present to you your life plan.

My life plan?

Your life plan.

We're not leaving anything to chance.

Everything's here.

From top to bottom. Left to right.

Let's take a look.

The minute of the hour,

hour of the day, day of the week,

week of the month, month of the year,

the year of your life.

Everything! Got it?

It's even got a chart

for all your birthday gifts.

Like your ninth birthday,

coming up. Microscope.

Perfect for

the Werth Academy biology curriculum.

It's already wrapped.

- Wow.

- Yes.

But for now, this is your priority.

The first day of your new school.

We've got 53 days to go,

which doesn't sound like much,

until you break it into hours, 1,272.

Or minutes, 76,320.

Only then do you realise

how much can be accomplished.

You will use every minute,

hour and day according to this.

Because, let's face it,

you're going to be all alone out there.

All alone.

So...

We can't afford any more mistakes,

like the interview.

Right.

You're going to make

a wonderful grown-up.

Thank you, Mum.

I wish I could stay, sweetie,

but it's the Davis audit, again.

Kelly's numbers on

the Miller account are problematic.

Fines found out

and now Logan's in a panic.

Fisher wants nothing to do with it...

Logan.

- So I've got to go...

- And put it right.

Yes, but I'm not even sure

that's possible.

If anyone can do it, it's you. Go on.

I've got my life plan!

You're my senior VP.

VILLAGER 1: Think it's in there?

VILLAGER 2: All right. Let's get it!

VILLAGER 1: Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?

VILLAGER 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread.

Shrek chuckles, revealing himself to be standing behind the mob.

SHREK: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant.

The mob gasp.

SHREK: Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin...

Shrek slowly approaches as the villagers back away in fear.

VILLAGERS: No!

SHREK: They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.

VILLAGER 1: Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!

The villager waves his torch in Shrek's face. Shrek casually licks his fingers and pinches the flame, extinguishing the torch. The villager drops it.

VILLAGER 1: Right...

Shrek terrifies the mob with a great frightening roar, his spit extinguishing all the remaining torches. He wipes his mouth and waits for the villagers to stop screaming.

SHREK: (Whispering) This is the part where you run away.

ALL: (Screaming!!!)

Shrek laughs as the men drop their torches and pitchforks and run away as fast they can.

SHREK: And stay out!

He looks down and picks up a wanted poster dropped by one of the villagers. He reads it aloud.

SHREK: "Wanted. Fairytale creatures"?

He sighs and walks off. dropping the poster to the ground.

Fairy tale creatures are put in chains and led into wagons by Duloc Guards. The Captain of the Duloc Guards sits at a table paying a line of people their rewards for turning in the fairytale creatures. Those waiting in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs.

GUARD: All right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!

THE CAPTAIN: Next!

GUARD: (Taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half)

THE CAPTAIN: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!

The captain hands over the reward to the villager who turned the witch in. The villager mutters to himself.

VILLAGER: Lousy twenty pieces...

GUARD: Get up! Come on!

Waiting in line is Donkey on a leash and his owner. He looks in horror at the witch and a group of dwarves being loaded into a wagon.

GUARD: Sit down there! Be quiet!

Mama Bear and Papa Bear are locked inside giant cages, with Little Bear in his own cage.

LITTLE BEAR: (crying) This cage is too small.

DONKEY: (To his owner) Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance!

OLD WOMAN: Oh, shut up. (Smacks Donkey)

DONKEY: Oh!

THE CAPTAIN: Next! What have you got?

GEPPETTO: This little wooden puppet.

PINOCCHIO: I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows)

THE CAPTAIN: Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.

PINOCCHIO: Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me!

Geppetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table.

THE CAPTAIN: Next! What have you got?

OLD WOMAN: Well, I've got a talking donkey.

THE CAPTAIN: Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.

OLD WOMAN: Oh, go ahead, little fella. (Donkey stays silent).

THE CAPTAIN: Well?..

OLD WOMAN: Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. (Smacks Donkey again) Talk, you boneheaded dolt, talk!

THE CAPTAIN: That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!

OLD WOMAN: No, no, he talks! He does. (Moving Donkey's lips) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talking-est damn thing you ever saw.

THE CAPTAIN: Get her out of my sight.

OLD WOMAN: No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!

The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and starts floating upwards.

DONKEY: Hey! I can fly!

PETER PAN: He can fly!

THREE LITTLE PIGS: He can fly!

THE CAPTAIN: He can talk?!

DONKEY: Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (The pixie dust's effects begin to wear off) Uh-oh. (He drops out of the air and hits the ground with a thud.)

THE CAPTAIN: Seize him!

Donkey dodges the guards as they try to grab him and runs deeper into the forest.

GUARDS: He's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn!

Donkey escapes deeper into the forest and runs head first into Shrek's backside. Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him and glares down at Donkey. Donkey looks scared of Shrek for a moment, but he quickly hides behind him after seeing that the guards have caught up to him.

THE CAPTAIN: You there. Ogre!

SHREK: Aye?

THE CAPTAIN: By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and...(Shrek slowly approaches the group of guards, the guards visibly frightened by him) transport you to... a designated...resettlement...facility?

SHREK: Oh, really? You and what army? (Smiles)

The Captain looks behind himself and sees that all the other guards have abandoned him. The Captain tucks tail and runs off. Shrek shakes his head and starts walking back to his swamp. Donkey, impressed by Shrek, follows him.

DONKEY: Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible!

SHREK: Are you talkin' to...(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Whoa!

DONKEY: Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back there? Man those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that.

SHREK: (Annoyed) Oh, that's great. Really.

DONKEY: Man, it's good to be free.

SHREK: Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?

DONKEY: But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're a mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.

Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before loudly roaring in is face.

DONKEY: Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks!

Shrek walks off. Donkey reappears ahead of him, dangling from a felled log.

DONKEY: Man, you almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey continues to talk, so Shrek removes his hand.) ...then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases leaking out of my butt that day.

SHREK: Why are you following me?

DONKEY: I'll tell you why. (Drops from the log. Singing) "'Cause I'm all alone, There's no one here beside me, My problems have all gone, There's no one to deride me, But you gotta have friends..."

SHREK: Stop singing! (Picks up Donkey by his ears and tail) It's no wonder you don't have any friends (drops him).

DONKEY: Wow. Only a true friend would be that truly honest.

SHREK: Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?

DONKEY: (looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh...really tall?

SHREK: No! I'm an ogre! You know, "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you?

DONKEY: (Shakes his head) Nope.

SHREK: (Surprised) Really?

DONKEY: Really, really.

SHREK: Oh.

DONKEY: Man, I like you. What's your name?

SHREK: Uh, Shrek.

DONKEY: Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind of "I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me" thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You're all right. (They come over a hill overlooking Shrek's home.) Woo, look at that! Who'd want to live in place like that?

SHREK: (Annoyed) That would be my home.

DONKEY: Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. (Looks at Shrek's "keep out" signs) I guess you don't entertain much, do you?

SHREK: I like my privacy.

DONKEY: You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You're trying to give them a hint and they won't leave. And there's that big awkward silence you know? (awkward silence) Can I stay with you?

SHREK: Uh, what?

DONKEY: Can I stay with you, please?

SHREK: (sarcastically) Of course!

DONKEY: Really?

SHREK: No.

DONKEY: Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. (Donkey pushes Shrek up against the door) Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!

SHREK: Okay! Okay! But one night only.

DONKEY: Ah! Thank you! (he runs inside the hut)

SHREK: Ah! What are you...no! (Donkey hops up onto a chair.) No!

DONKEY: This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin'... I'm makin' waffles.

SHREK: (Groans in frustration)

DONKEY: Where do, uh, I sleep?

SHREK: (irritated) Outside!

DONKEY: Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. Here I go. Good night. (Shrek slams the door, shutting Donkey outside) I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. By myself, outside. I'm all alone.

Let's sweat!

Come on!

That's right! Shake it, honey! Shake it!

Oh, yeah! Like a pony! I'm a pony! I'm a pony!

Don't you feel like a pony? Don't you feel like a pony when you sweat?

Oh, yeah! Yeah!

GO! DO if!

Come on! Here we go!

NARRATOR

'Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, in a place

that perhaps you've seen in your dreams. For the story that you are

about to be told, took place in the holiday worlds of old. Now, you've

probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven't, I'd say it's

time you begun.

This Is Halloween

SHADOW

Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

SIAMESE SHADOW

Come with us and you will see

This, our town of Halloween

PUMPKIN PATCH CHORUS

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night

GHOSTS

This is Halloween, everybody make a scene

Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright

It's our town, everybody scream

In this town of Halloween

CREATURE UNDER BED

I am the one hiding under your bed

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

MAN UNDER THE STAIRS

I am the one hiding under your stairs

Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

CORPSE CHORUS

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

VAMPIRES

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

MAYOR

In this town, don't we love it now?

Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

CORPSE CHORUS

Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can

Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll scream

HARLEQUIN DEMON, WEREWOLF, AND MELTING MAN

Scream! This is Halloween

Red 'n' black, slimy green

WEREWOLF

Aren't you scared?

WITCHES

Well, that's just fine

Say it once, say it twice

Take the chance and roll the dice

Ride with the moon in the dead of night

HANGING TREE

Everybody scream, everybody scream

HANGED MEN

In our town of Halloween

CLOWN

I am the clown with the tear-away face

Here in a flash and gone without a trace

SECOND GHOUL

I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"

I am the wind blowing through your hair

OOGIE BOOGIE SHADOW

I am the shadow on the moon at night

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

CORPSE CHORUS

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

Halloween! Halloween!

CHILD CORPSE TRIO

Tender lumplings everywhere

Life's no fun without a good scare

PARENT CORPSES

That's our job, but we're not mean

In our town of Halloween

CORPSE CHORUS

In this town

MAYOR

Don't we love it now?

MAYOR WITH CORPSE CHORUS

Everyone's waiting for the next surprise

CORPSE CHORUS

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back

And scream like a banshee

Make you jump out of your skin

This is Halloween, everybody scream

Won't ya please make way for a very special guy

Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch

Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now

EVERYONE

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

CORPSE CHILD TRIO

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

EVERYONE

La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween! (etc.)

EVERYONE

[applause]

WITCHES

Cackling

CLOWN

It's over!

BEHEMOTH

We did it!

[tummy bump]

WEREWOLF

Wasn't it terrifying?

HYDE & CYCLOPS

What a night!

MAYOR

Great Halloween everybody.

JACK

I believe it was our most horrible yet! Thank you everyone.

MAYOR

No, thanks to you, Jack. Without your brilliant leadership -

JACK

Not at all Mayor.

VAMPIRE (fat)

You're such a scream, Jack

WITCH

You're a witch's fondest dream!

WITCH (little)

You made walls fall, Jack

WITCH

Walls fall? You made the very mountains crack, Jack

DR. FINKELSTEIN

The deadly nightshade you slipped me wore off, Sally.

SALLY

Let go!

DR. FINKELSTEIN

You're not ready for so much excitement!

SALLY

Yes I am!

DR. FINKELSTEIN

You're coming with me!

SALLY

No I'm not!

[Sally pulls out the thread that's holding her arm on]

DR. FINKELSTEIN

Come back here you foolish oaf! Ow!

CREATURE FROM BLACK LAGOON

Ooo Jack, you make wounds ooze and flesh crawl.

JACK

Thank you, thank you, thank you -- very much

MAYOR

Hold it! We haven't given out the prizes yet! Our first award goes to

the vampires for most blood drained in a single evening.

[applause]

MAYOR

A frightening and honorable mention goes to the fabulous Dark Lagoon leeches

SAX PLAYER

Nice work, Bone Daddy.

JACK

Yeah, I guess so. Just like last year and the year before that and the

year before that.

[entering graveyard]

Jack's Lament

Performed by Danny Elfman

There are few who'd deny, at what I do I am the best

For my talents are renowned far and wide

When it comes to surprises in the moonlit night

I excel without ever even trying

With the slightest little effort of my ghostlike charms

I have seen grown men give out a shriek

With the wave of my hand, and a well-placed moan

I have swept the very bravest off their feet

Yet year after year, it's the same routine

And I grow so weary of the sound of screams

And I, Jack, the Pumpkin King

Have grown so tired of the same old thing

Oh, somewhere deep inside of these bones

An emptiness began to grow

There's something out there, far from my home

A longing that I've never known

I'm the master of fright, and a demon of light

And I'll scare you right out of your pants

To a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mister Unlucky

And I'm known throughout England and France

And since I am dead, I can take off my head

To recite Shakespearean quotations

No animal nor man can scream like I can

With the fury of my recitations

But who here would ever understand

That the Pumpkin King with the skeleton grin

Would tire of his crown, if they only understood

He'd give it all up if he only could

Oh, there's an empty place in my bones

That calls out for something unknown

The fame and praise come year after year

Does nothing for these empty tears

Goanimate Grounded Videos

Performed by: Brian Sharp

End Caillou Gets Grounded, End Dora Gets Grounded Too, End Rosie Gets Grounded, And Arthur Gets Grounded, And Angelica Gets Grounded Too,

End Caillou Gets Grounded, End Dora Gets Grounded; It's No Excuse, End Rosie Gets Grounded, And The Other Grounded Video Series, You Know That It's Child Abuse;

Please End All The Grounded Video Series, I Am Not Being A Fool, I Hate Those Grounded Video Series, Child Abuse Isn't Cool;

End The Gers Arrested Video Series; I Hope Those Video Series Fail, Those Children Should Go Fun Places, And Not Go To Jail;

End These Child Abuse Videos, I Am Not Being A Fool; End These Child Abuse Videos, Child Abuse Isn't Cool;

This Is Bad, This Bad; Child Abuse Isn't Good At All; This Is Bad, This Bad; I Rather Go To The Mall; This Is Bad, This Bad; Poor Children Should Only Be; Ground For A Day To 2 Weeks; This Is Bad, This Bad; This Is Bad, Just To See; Children Grounded For A Long Time; Grounded For A Long Time; Grounded For A Long Time; Grounded For A Long Time;

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Pattycake

Performed by: Brian Sharp

So they sucked the life out of you So now, what the hell do you do? (Hey!) So your train went off of its track Back when Michael Jackson was black What'cha gonna prove? How you gonna prove it? There's no need to waste your life Shatter and abuse it Babe, I'm talking about a time When a dime bag was a dime No need to dwell upon the here-and-now, babe Let's pretend It's 1978, we're playing Pattycake And Baker's Man Let's pretend The popsicles we ate all gave us stomach aches On our neighbor's lawn So you called the chief of police (This is the pig, this is the pig) And told him what to do Called the zoo, and the Justice of Peace And told 'em what to do Sold your house and home Told your boss to screw it Bought a time machine Grabbed the wheel and flew it Way, way back into a time When a dime bag was a dime No need to spend another moment here, baby Let's pretend It's 1978, we're playing Pattycake And Baker's Man Let's pretend The popsicles we ate all gave us stomach aches On our neighbor's lawn Hello, operator? Please give me number nine And if you disconnect me, I'll kick your fat- Behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass Miss Suzy sat upon it, and broke her little- Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their- Flies are in the city, and bee stings are our crutch The boys and girls are necking, and asking you just- What'cha gonna prove? How you gonna prove it? There's no need to waste your life Shatter and abuse it Babe, I'm talking about a time When a dime bag was a dime No need to dwell upon the here-and-now, babe Let's pretend It's 1978, we're playing Pattycake And Baker's Man Let's pretend The popsicles we ate all gave us stomach aches On our neighbor's lawn (Hey!) Let's pretend It's 1978, we're playing Pattycake And Baker's Man Let's pretend The popsicles we ate all gave us stomach aches On our neighbor's lawn It's 1978, we're playing Pattycake And Baker's Man The popsicles we ate all gave us stomach aches...

Creep

Performed by: Brian Sharp

Spoken: Ay, Maria. When you were here before I couldn't look you in the eye.

Singing: You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What am I doing here? I don't belong here I don't… belong

DEPELTER ROSE: Bless the Ugly is favorite food.

DEPELTER ROSE: Today, I've become Wreck-It Ralph, the villain of platformer game Fix-it Felix, Jr., visits a villain support group called Bad-Anon and expresses frustration with his assigned role. When Ralph is excluded from his game's 30th-anniversary party, he determines to win a medal and earn respect. Upon overhearing that one can earn medals in a first-person shooter called Hero's Duty. Ralph sneaks in and steals one while the characters fight insectoid monsters known as Cy-Bugs.

DEPELTER ROSE: This is our future stickman. He's accidentally launches himself in an escape shuttle with a Cy-Bug inside and crash-lands in the confectionery-themed kart racing game Sugar Rush. When the trio nears Duloc, Fiona takes shelter in a windmill for the evening. Donkey later enters alone and discovers that Fiona has transformed into an ogre. She explains she has been cursed since childhood, forced to transform into an ogre every night, and changing back at sunrise. She tells Donkey that only "true love's kiss" will break the spell and change her to "love's true form". This throw it away!

Shrek takes off his helmet and reveals his ogre self. Fiona looks at him blankly, confused but not frightened. Shrek awkwardly grins.

FIONA: You're...an ogre.

SHREK: Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming?

FIONA: Well --yes, actually! Oh, no. This is all wrong. You're not supposed to be an ogre! (walks off)

SHREK: Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? He's the one who wants to marry you.

The mention of this Lord Farquaad prompts Fiona to turn around in surprise.

FIONA: Well then why didn't he come rescue me?

SHREK: Good question. You should ask him that when we get there.

Shrek turns and removes what little armor is still left attached to him.

FIONA: But I have to be rescued by my true love! Not by some ogre and hi...hi...his pet.

DONKEY: Well, so much for noble steed.

SHREK: Look princess you're not making my job any easier.

FIONA: I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, I'll be waiting for him right here.

Fiona sits down determinedly on a nearby rock.

SHREK: Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? (Advancing toward her) I'm a delivery boy.

FIONA: You wouldn't dare.

Shrek picks Fiona up and slings her over his shoulder like a bag of potatoes.

FIONA: Agghh! Put me down! Aggghh!

SHREK: You comin', Donkey?

DONKEY: Oh, yep! I'm right behind ya.

Fiona is now kicking and screaming.

FIONA: Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! This is not dignified! Put me down!

Fiona smacks Shrek on the back of the head and screams in frustration.

WOODS

Hours have passed and Fiona has calmed down. She hangs limply while Shrek carries her and Donkey walks behind them.

DONKEY: Okay, so here's another question. Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? How do you do that?

FIONA: You just tell her she's not your true love. Everyone knows what happens when you find your...

Shrek cuts her off with a deliberate, bouncing readjustment.

FIONA: Hey! The sooner we get to Duloc the better.

DONKEY: Oh you're gonna love it there, Princess. It's beautiful!

FIONA: And what of my groom-to-be? Lord Farquaad? What's he like?

SHREK: Let me put it this way, princess.

Shrek dumps Fiona to the ground unceremoniously and heads to a nearby pond to wash up.

SHREK: Men of Farquaad's stature are in...short supply.

He chuckles and Donkey joins in.

DONKEY: I dunno, Shrek. There are those who think...little of him.

They laugh even harder.

FIONA: Stop it. Stop it, both of you. You're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.

SHREK: Yeah, well, maybe you're right, princess. But I'll let you do the...measuring...when you see him tomorrow.

FIONA: Tomorrow?

Panic-stricken, Fiona looks back fearfully at the setting sun.

FIONA: It'll take that long? Shouldn't we stop to make camp?

SHREK: No, that'll take longer. We can keep going.

FIONA: But there's....robbers in the woods.

DONKEY: Whoa! Time out, Shrek! Camp is definitely starting to sound good.

SHREK: Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest.

Fiona jumps in front of Shrek, blocking him.

FIONA: I need to find somewhere to camp-now!

Both Donkey and Shrek's ears lower, taken aback by her outburst.

CLIFFSIDE

A few minutes later, Shrek is rolling a large boulder away from the mouth of a cave.

SHREK: Hey! Over here!

DONKEY: Shrek, we can do better than that. I don't think this is fit for a princess.

Fiona turns her attention away from the setting sun.

FIONA: No, no, it's perfect. It just needs a few homey touches.

SHREK: Homey touches? Like what?

He hears a huge ripping sound and looks over at Fiona, who has torn the bark off of a tree with her bare hands.

FIONA: A door. Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night.

She enters the cave and puts the bark door up behind her.

DONKEY: You want me to read you a bedtime story? Cause I will.

FIONA: I said good night!

Shrek looks at Donkey for a second and then reaches to move the boulder back in front of the entrance.

DONKEY: Shrek, what are you doing?!

SHREK: (laughs) I just--you know - - Oh, come on. I was just kidding.

CLIFFSIDE - NIGHT

Later that night Shrek and Donkey are sitting around a campfire. They gaze up into the sky as Shrek points out certain star constellations to Donkey.

SHREK: And, uh, that one, that's Throwback, the only ogre to ever spit over three wheat fields.

DONKEY: Right. Yeah. Hey, can you tell my future from these stars?

SHREK: The stars don't tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories. Look, there's Bloodnut the Flatulent. You can guess what he's famous for. (chuckles)

DONKEY: Alright now I know you're making this up.

SHREK: No, look.

Shrek traces the constellation with his finger.

SHREK: There he is, and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench.

DONKEY: Man that ain't nothin' but a bunch of little dots.

SHREK: You know, Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. Hmm?

Shrek glances over to see if Donkey understands him, but is met with a blank look.

SHREK: Forget it.

DONKEY: Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway?

SHREK: Our swamp?

DONKEY: You know, when we're through rescuing the princess and all that stuff.

SHREK: We? Donkey, there's no we. There's no our. There's just me and my swamp. And the first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall around my land.

He turns his back to Donkey

DONKEY: You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now.

Donkey walks over to face Shrek.

DONKEY: You know what I think? I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out.

SHREK: No, do ya think?

Shrek turns away again.

DONKEY: Are you hidin' something?

SHREK: Never mind, Donkey.

He lies on his back. Donkey leans over him.

DONKEY: Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it?

SHREK: No, this is one of those "drop it and leave it alone" things!

DONKEY: Why don't you want to talk about it?

SHREK: Why do you want to talk about it? (turns)

DONKEY: Why are you blocking?

SHREK: I'm not blocking! (turns)

DONKEY: Oh, yes, you are.

SHREK: Donkey, I'm warning you...

DONKEY: Who you trying to keep out?

Shrek gets on his feet and faces Donkey.

SHREK: Everyone! Okay?!

DONKEY: Oh, now we're gettin' somewhere.

Unsee by either of them, Fiona was peeking around the cave door, eavesdropping on the conversation.

SHREK: Oh! For the love of Pete!

Shrek walks over to the edge of the cliff and sits down.

DONKEY: Hey what's your problem Shrek? What you got against the whole world anyway, huh?

SHREK: Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. People take one look at me and go "Aah! Help! Run! A big, stupid, ugly ogre!" They judge me before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone.

Hidden in the shadows of the cave, Fiona's eyes were sympathetic. She closes the door. Donkey stares silently at Shrek for a moment and then sits down beside him.

DONKEY: You know what? When we met, I didn't think you was just a big, stupid, ugly ogre.

SHREK: Yeah, I know.

DONKEY: So, uh, are there any donkeys up there?

SHREK: Well, there's, um, Gabby...the Small...and Annoying.

DONKEY: Okay, okay, I see it now. The big shiny one, right there. That one there?

SHREK: That's the moon.

DONKEY: Oh, okay.

Under the Sun

Performed by: Brian Sharp

If, you miss me And you, can't find I done seen it all, oh my God Uh I done seen it all, oh my God, I swear Uh, uh Nothing new under the sun, nobody fucking with son I got a couple of sons, a couple of guns A couple of n-ggas that bust up the party and fuck up the fun She digging me and I'm cuffing her friend She ig'-ing you while we fucking for fun I got her suckin' her thumb, that's my lil' baby She call me daddy like grandmama baby If this Sunday dinner, my hand on her gravy I been on the craziest wave, if I'm on the stage An M is my minimum wage This ain't no kennel, behave N-ggas is with all that barking, we send 'em a stray So in a way we the dogcatchers How many bullets your dawg catchin'? Sawed-off, raw dog fashion Hauled off, hope God catch him, damn I woke up for some money, ayy, lil' bitch Too many opps in here, tell me who you with, ayy Potato over my gun I move in silence 'cause n-ggas be clocking my funds When they should keep eye on they bitch 'cause baby girl coming with son N-ggas be judging my moves, but please tell me, what have you done? My cousin might air out the party for fun Pistol grips get to squeezing Wish a n-gga would like Liam Neeson I don't even need a reason, loyalty over treason Bitch n-gga, come and see me Put some respect on my name What side of my city I claim I try to stay in my lane Took my advance and put a cold piece on them thangs I'm Beatties Ford 'til the wheels fall Know some n-ggas probably pissed off Who would thought I made it this far? Gold Mouf, bitch, fuck 'em all I woke up for some money, ayy, lil' bitch Too many opps in here, tell me who you with I just put diamonds on all of my teeth Now they probably think I ain't intelligent In the homicide unit interrogation Asking questions, you know I ain't tell 'em shit Bitches call me a jock, all-American I'm at the top of my class with my letterman I remember back in college, bitches knocking on my dorm door I ain't never let 'em in Now you know that that's cap, know I hit a few Ain't no job, I'm selling gas like I'm Jiffy Lube I had a freak, used to fuck while her boyfriend in class I hit her from the back from like ten to two No back and forth with these rappers They mention me, dissin' me No talkin' back, I won't mention you Watch, when I come put that iron on your ass and I dip They gon' want me to snitch in my interviews I'm on fire, bitch, I'm lit, but I'm really cool Don't acknowledge the shrimps when they ridicule They don't come out after dark, bitch, I swim with the sharks You ain't got enough heart, get a bigger pool Wanna fight but he bigger, I ain't really trippin' I reach under my shirt, grab a bigger tool I got a Glock with a dick, let's get physical They gon' be hollerin' out, "RIP, " and they missin' you They got me started, I might as well finish (Talk your shit, n-gga) I'm from Charlotte, you know how these n-ggas do Baby I woke up for some money, ayy, lil' bitch Too many opps in here, tell me who you with

DEPELTER ROSE: This is not over!

DEPELTER ROSE: I'm listing of Shrek angrily leaves and returns the next morning with Farquaad. Confused and hurt by Shrek's abrupt hostility, Fiona accepts Farquaad's marriage proposal and requests they be married before nightfall. Barry's mission attracts wide attention from bees and humans alike, with countless spectators attending the trial. Although Barry is up against tough defense attorney Layton T. Montgomery, the trial's first day goes well. That evening, Barry is having dinner with Vanessa when Ken shows up. Vanessa leaves the room, and Ken expresses to Barry that he hates the pair spending time together. The second day at the trial, Montgomery unleashes an unrepentant character assassination against the bees, leading a deeply offended Adam to sting him. Montgomery immediately exaggerates the stinging to make himself seem the victim of an assault while simultaneously tarnishing Adam. Adam's actions jeopardize the bees' credibility and his life, though he recovers. The third day, Barry wins the trial by exposing the jury to the torturous treatment of bees, particularly use of the smoker, and prevents humans from stealing honey from bees ever again.

DEPELTER ROSE: Montgomery cryptically warns Barry that a negative shift of nature is imminent.

DEPELTER ROSE: With Honex stopping honey production, every bee is put out of a job, including the vitally important Pollen Jocks, resulting in all the world's flowers beginning to die out without any pollination. Before long, the last remaining flowers on Earth are being stockpiled in Pasadena, California, intent for the last Tournament of Roses Parade. Barry and Vanessa travel to the parade and steal a float, which they load into a plane. They hope to bring the flowers to the bees so they can re-pollinate the world's last remaining flowers. When the plane's pilot and co-pilot both fall unconscious, Vanessa is forced to land the plane, with help from Barry and the bees from Barry's hive. Stickman can be far behind!

I Need Some Sleep

Performed by: Joey and Nicole

I need some sleep You can't go home like this I try counting sheep But there's one I always miss Everyone says I'm getting down to low Everyone says you just gotta let it go You just gotta let it go You just gotta let it go I need some sleep Time to put the old horse down I'm in too deep And the wheels keep spinning round Everyone says I'm getting down to low Everyone says you just gotta let it go You just gotta let it go You just gotta let it go You just gotta let it go You just gotta let it go You just gotta let it go

Here Comes the Sun

Performed by: The Beatles

8 bit with lyrics:

Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo Here comes the sun, and I say It's alright Little darlin', it's been a long, cold, lonely winter Little darlin', it feels like years since it's been here Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo Here comes the sun, and I say It's alright

VANELLOPE: I'm back! Did you miss me?

RALPH: Yeah... Uh... Can we talk for a second?

VANELLOPE: Wait. First, kneel down.

RALPH: What? No, we really...

VANELLOPE: Will you just do it?

RALPH: Okay.

He kneels down.

VANELLOPE: Now, close your eyes.

RALPH: Vanellope...

VANELLOPE: Shush! Close them!

He shuts them. She ties something around his neck.

VANELLOPE: Okay. Open them up.

He looks down and sees a small, handmade candy heart on a string, on which is hand-painted the words: “To Stink Brain.”

RALPH: "To Stinkbrain." Gee, thanks.

VANELLOPE: Turn it over.

He does. On the back is painted the words: “You’re my Hero.”

VANELLOPE: I made it for you. Just in case we don't win. Not that I think there's even a remote chance we're not going to win.

RALPH: (this is killing him) Thanks, kid. Listen...

VANELLOPE: Now rise, my royal chump. I've got a date with destiny. (Ralph doesn’t move) Ralph, come on. Move your molasses.

RALPH: Um... I've been thinking.

VANELLOPE: That's dangerous.

RALPH: Who cares about this stupid race anyway? Right?

VANELLOPE: (LAUGHS) That's not very funny, Ralph.

RALPH: No, I'm serious, and it was really fun to build the car and everything. But maybe you shouldn't do it.

VANELLOPE: Hello? Is Ralph in there? I'd like to speak to him, please.

RALPH: Look, what I'm saying is you can't be a racer.

That gets her attention.

VANELLOPE: What? Why would you...

Her eyes go down to his chest and she sees something.

VANELLOPE: Wait a minute.

She pulls the Medal of Heroes out of Ralph’s pocket.

RALPH: No!

VANELLOPE: Where did you get this?

RALPH: Look, I'm going to be straight with you, kid. I've been talking to King Candy.

VANELLOPE: King Candy?

RALPH: Yeah.

VANELLOPE: You sold me out?

RALPH: No, I didn't... Listen. You don't understand.

VANELLOPE: No, I understand plenty. Traitor!

She throws the medal at him. It hits him in the face and falls to the ground. She jumps back in the kart.

RALPH: I'm not a traitor. Listen.

VANELLOPE: You're a rat! And I don't need you, and I can win the race on my own.

RALPH: But I'm trying to save your skin, kid!

Ralph grabs her and picks her up out of the kart. She glitches in anger.

VANELLOPE: Put me down! Let me go!

RALPH: No, you listen to me.

He sets her down. She immediately makes a dash for the kart. Ralph blocks her way. She struggles to get around him.

RALPH: Do you know what's going to happen when the players see you glitching? They'll think the game's broken.

VANELLOPE: I don't care! You're a liar!

RALPH: You better care, because if your game goes out of order...

VANELLOPE: I'm not listening to you!

RALPH: ...you go down with the ship, little sister!

VANELLOPE: GET OUT OF MY WAY! I'm going to that race!

RALPH: No, you're not!

He hangs her by her hood on the edge of a pointy gumdrop.

VANELLOPE: Take me down from here, Ralph, right now!

RALPH: No. I'm doing this for your own good!

He goes over to the kart and clenches his fists. She struggles to get free, but can’t.

VANELLOPE: Wait, wait, wait. No. No. No, no, no, no, no! Please, Ralph!

But he doesn’t stop. He SLAMS his fists onto the kart.

VANELLOPE: NOOO!! RALPH, STOP IT! STOP IT! NO!

Ralph destroys the cart. She breaks down crying. Then she glitches and lands on her palms and knees on the ground. Ralph turns to her.

VANELLOPE; (heartbroken) You really are a Bad Guy.

She runs sobbing into the mountain entrance. Ralph hangs his head. He sighs, then walks over and picks up his medal.

FIONA: Are you all right?

She puts her hand on his arm, but he nudges it away and walks past her.

SHREK: Perfect! Never been better.

FIONA: I...I don't...there's something I have to tell you.

SHREK: You don't have to tell me anything, princess. I heard enough last night.

FIONA: You heard what I said?

SHREK: Every word.

Shrek sits down on the steps of the windmill and faces Fiona.

FIONA: I thought you'd understand.

SHREK: Oh, I understand. Like you said, "Who could love a hideous, ugly beast?"

FIONA: But I thought that wouldn't matter to you.

SHREK: Yeah? Well, it does.

Fiona looks at him in shock, tears welling in her eyes. Shrek looks past her and spots a group approaching.

SHREK: Ah, right on time. Princess, I've brought you a little something.

Shrek gestures towards the group and Fiona stands with her mouth wide. Farquaad arrives on horseback, appearing taller than usual, along with an escort of guards. Donkey wakes up with a yawn as the guards march by.

DONKEY: What'd I miss? What'd I miss?

One of the guards looms over him and he begins to scurry away, muttering to himself.

DONKEY: Who said that? Couldn't have been the donkey.

Farquaad stops his horse in front of Fiona.

FARQUAAD: Princess Fiona.

SHREK: As promised. Now hand it over.

FARQUAAD: Very well, ogre. The deed to your swamp, cleared out, as agreed. Take it and go before I change my mind.

Shrek snatches the deed out of the hands of a guard and walks away. Fiona is put off by this exchange. She reverts her attention back to the long-awaited Lord Farquaad.

FARQUAAD: Forgive me, Princess, for startling you, but you startled me--for I have never seen such a radiant beauty before. I am Lord Farquaad.

FIONA: Lord Farquaad? Oh, no, no. Forgive me, my lord, for I was just saying a short...

Farquaad snaps his finger and is lifted off his horse by his guards. Left behind on the horse is a large set of gauntlets and a pair of leg extenders that reached down to the stirrups, which made him look so tall on the saddle. and set down in front of her. Standing at the height of four and a half feet, he is much shorter than Fiona. Her look turns from nervousness to bemusement, and she awkwardly smiles.

FIONA: ...farewell.

FARQUAAD: Oh, that is so sweet. You don't have to waste good manners on the ogre. It's not like it has feelings.

FIONA: No, you're right. It doesn't.

Shrek, still standing nearby with his back turned, is hurt by the comment. Donkey watches this exchange with a curious look on his face.

FARQUAAD: Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless Fiona. I ask your hand in marriage.

Farquaad gets down on one knee and takes Fiona's hand, pulling her down sharply.

FARQUAAD: Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom?

Fiona makes eye contact with Shrek before he turns away. Her sad look turns to bitterness.

FIONA: Lord Farquaad, I accept. Nothing would make--

FARQUAAD: Excellent! I'll start the plans, for tomorrow we wed!

FIONA: No!

Shrek spins back around with a hopeful look on his face while Fiona tries to regain her composure.

FIONA: I mean--ah, why wait? Let's get married today. Before sunset.

Shrek scowls and turns away.

FARQUAAD: Oh, anxious, are we? You're right. The sooner, the better. There's so much to do!

Farquaad snaps his fingers and is lifted onto his horse by his guard. The guard offers Fiona assistance, but she looks up onto the saddle on her own.

FARQUAAD: There's the caterer, the cake, the band, the guest list. Captain, round up some guests!

Fiona, Farquaad, and his guards set off towards Duloc. Fiona gives Shrek one last spiteful look.

FIONA: Fare thee well, ogre.

Donkey catches up to Shrek as he his walking away.

DONKEY: Shrek, what are you doing? You're letting her get away!

SHREK: Yeah? So what?

DONKEY: Shrek there's something about her you don't know. Look, I-- I talked to her last night... She's --

SHREK: Yeah I know you talked to her last night. You're great pals, aren't ya? Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?!

DONKEY: But Shrek, I-- I wanna go with you.

SHREK: Hey I told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me. I live alone! My swamp! Me! Nobody else! Understand? Nobody! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys!

DONKEY: But, I thought...

SHREK: Yeah. You know what? You thought wrong! (stomps off)

DONKEY: Shrek.

Girl in the Mirror

Performed by: Nicole

Oh oh, whoa Oh oh, whoa Oh oh, whoa What's up? It's your boy Silento Sophia Grace (ooh) We're about to turn up, baby Let's go I wake up every day like, "Hello, beautiful" 'Cause this world is so crazy and it can bring you down You're too short, too fat, too skinny Hey, well, excuse me if I think that I'm pretty So I don't care what you say 'cause I'm original And I learned how to love me from my head down to my toes Let 'em know, let 'em know if you with me Hey, 'cause I finally found the answer is in me Whoa, my mama, she would say (say what?) Don't you let 'em get you down How to learn to love me That's why I'm talking to the girl in the mirror, whoa, oh Like even if you're down, better get up, whoa, oh 'Cause every setback's just a set up, whoa, oh For something just a little bit better Oh, I'm talking to the girl in the mi- Girl, girl in the mirror Girl in the mi- Girl, girl in the mirror Girl in the mi- Girl, girl in the mirror Go to sleep at night with a smile on my face (ok) 'Cause I know who I am and I can't ever be replaced (oh, yeah) So go ahead, be proud, be different Hey, that's what makes you one out of a million Whoa, my mama, she would say (Tell us what she said, Sophia) Don't you let 'em get you down How to learn to love me That's why I'm talking to the girl in the mirror, whoa, oh Like even if you're down, better get up, whoa, oh 'Cause every setback's just a set up, whoa, oh For something just a little bit better Oh, I'm talking to the girl in the mi- Girl, girl in the mirror Girl in the mi- Girl, girl in the mirror Girl in the mi- Girl, girl in the mirror ooh Sophia, you did it, you took it to the top You gotta keep going, the grind never stops (ok) I see you on YouTube with all them views (get it) Yeah, girl, I'm watching you (get it) You got that swagger, you got that glow For all the doubters, just let them know Count up more, as the day just goes I love your soul and your rhythm flow Like "Oh, ooh, yeah" Yeah, I'm like "Oh, ooh, yeah" Put your hands in the air You got that girl power, that girl power Put your hands up for the girl power I like it, I won't bite it Keep it on, girl, 'cause I'm watching You know it, just kill it (don't stop) Sophia Grace, you're the number-one champ That's why I'm talking to the girl in the mirror, whoa, oh (Hey Silento) Like even if you're down, better get up, whoa, oh (Yeah?) (Is there anything you would change about yourself?) 'Cause every setback's just a set up, whoa, oh (I dance a lot, but I don't think I would change anything, what about you?) For something just a little bit better (No I like who I am) (We like who you are too) Oh, I'm talking to the girl in the mi- Girl, girl in the mirror Girl in the mi- Girl, girl in the mirror Girl in the mi- Girl, girl in the mirror, ooh Oh oh, whoa (okay) Oh oh, whoa (yea) Oh oh, whoa, ooh (okay)

DEPELTER ROSE: A flock of chickens live on an egg farm set up like a Nazi Germany concentration camp. The farm is run by the cruel Mrs. Tweedy and her subservient husband Mr. Tweedy, who kill any chicken that is no longer able to lay eggs. The chickens constantly devise new ways to try to escape but are always caught. It couldn't time alone!

[they both laugh] [the truck drives by the chickens, with leaves rolling out] [the both run by Fowler] [Ginger closes the door at Rocky] [the chickens look to watch the truck drive, saying, "Poultry Products Ltd. Est. 1901", with Mr. Tweedy following the truck, then lifting up, followed by Mrs. Tweedy, then Mr. Tweedy follows by lifting the crates, then putting the crates down, then the chickens look in a binoculars, then the truck rolls away] [the chickens put the binoculars down, then throwing the binoculars, then they start whistling] [Mrs. Tweedy takes the blades] [the knife blades pop out, gasping] [Mrs. Tweedy closes the doors] Mac: Aye, aye, I believe you, but if we could just see it for ourselves, that may answer some questions.
 * Rocky: Good work, ladies. Great work! The pain you're feeling is a good thing. It's good. Pain is your friend, okay? It's a positive thing. Just keep the faith there, uh... What was your name? Agnes! You'll get there. Ducky, I think you flew four feet today.
 * Nick: Right, four feet! From the roof to the ground.
 * Rocky: It's all part of the process, ladies. Nothing to worry about.
 * Chicken: [whispering] Ya cheese-eating little...
 * Rocky: Whoa! That doesn't sound good. Ha, ha, ha. Okay, the ground's shaking. Are we... Are we worried? Are we worried?
 * Rocky: The circus! Quick! Hide me! Hide me!
 * Ginger: [sigh] Come on.
 * Fowler: One isn't awarded a medal like this for flapping about like a lunatic-
 * Fowler: What? Now, see here! This is an officer's quarters!
 * Ginger: Quick. In here.
 * Fowler: Get out of here immediately, sir!
 * Rocky: Give it a rest, Pops.
 * Fowler: Out of here! I shall have you on a charge within the week!
 * Mr. Tweedy: Cheers, mate. [shakes his head]
 * Mr. Tweedy: It's all in your head. It's all in your head. It's all in your head. [he cuts the box with a crowbar] Ooh!
 * Mr. Tweedy: What... What... What's all this then?
 * Mrs. Tweedy: [spins the blade] This is our future, Mr. Tweedy. No more wasting time with petty egg collection and minuscule profits.
 * Mr. Tweedy: No more eggs? But we've always been egg farmers. Me father and his father and all their fathers. They was always...
 * Mrs. Tweedy: [to Mr. Tweedy] Poor! Worthless. Nothings. But all that's about to change. This will take Tweedy's farm out of the dark ages, and into a full-scale automated production.
 * Mrs. Tweedy: Melisha Tweedy will be poor no longer. [puts the book on Mr. Tweedy]
 * Mr. Tweedy: [opening a book] I'll put it together then, shall I?
 * Ginger: This isn't good, Mac. Whatever's in those boxes is for us, and I don't think it's softer hay.
 * Mac: Aye, hen. And I hate to be the voice of doom, but I've been calculating my figures, and I just don't think we're built for flyin'.
 * Ginger: But I saw him. He flew in over that fence.
 * Ginger: You're right. I'm sorry. We've been at this all week, and we're getting nowhere. If his wing were better, he could... Oh! I'll have a word with him. [walks away, then looking around] Where is he?
 * Fowler: They didn't give me this medal for being a Yank nanny.
 * Ginger: A simple "I don't know" would suffice.
 * Fowler: Beware of that one, young Ginger. That Yank is not to be trusted.
 * Ginger: That Yank is our ticket out of here.

Everyday Superhero

Performed by: Nicole

Every morning I wake up just the same Another victim of ordinary fame I don't see myself as invincible It's not true at all I'm just your average ordinary everyday superhero Trying to save the world, but never really sure I'm just your average ordinary everyday superhero Nothing more than that, that's all I really am Just a day job that's someone's gotta do It's kinda hard when everyone looks up to you Try to make it look easy, gonna make it look good Like anybody would I'm just your average ordinary everyday superhero Trying to save the world, but never really sure I'm just your average ordinary everyday superhero Nothing more than that, that's all I really am I'm just like everybody else After all the hype it's hard to tell I keep my game face on so well I'm just your average ordinary everyday superhero I'm trying to save the world I'm just your average ordinary everyday superhero Trying to save the world I try to hide my true identity But no one knows it's only me I'm just your average ordinary everyday superhero Trying to save the world, but never really sure I'm just your average ordinary everyday superhero Nothing more than that, that's all I really am I'm just your average ordinary everyday superhero I'm trying to save the world I'm just your average ordinary everyday superhero I'm just your average ordinary everyday superhero Trying to save the world, but never really sure I'm just your average ordinary everyday superhero Nothing more than that, that's all I really am I'm just your average ordinary everyday superhero

DEPELTER ROSE: (last words) So many things to be have here. I' have an idea. The game also offers a multiplayer mode, where up to four players fight in an enclosed side-scrolling arena. Players must collect the most coins and knock them out of the possession of their opponents. The game's multiplayer allows for up to four players via the Link Cable accessory and multi-cart support. Try clean only!

Nicole Narrate with no sound

Narrator: (no sound) In the end, Princess Fiona won the Shrek's family. But Vanellope there's something even better. A vandals. There's nohing with us no more for certain. Life and never been sweeter.

Wonka's Welcome Song

Performed by: Danny Elfman

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka The Amazing Chocolatier Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka Everybody give a cheer!

He's modest, clever, and so smart, He barely can restrain it. With so much generosity, There is no way to contain it To contain it, to contain, to contain, to contain.

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka He's the one that you're about to meet. Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka He's a genius who just can't be beat. The magician and the chocolate 'wiz The best darn guy who ever lived Willy Wonka here he is!

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