User blog:Trigger Happy the Gremlin/My Weird Thoughts

(Post your weird thoughts in the comments)
 * Luke Skywalker looks like Ellen DeGeneres.
 * Fraiser is the best crossover character.
 * Batman's secret identity is actually Adolf Weissnegger.
 * I have an unopened jar of mustard on my bed. It expired on November 22, 2016. It has turned brown on the top.