The Mystic Woods (film)/Transcript

Transcript
The "75 Years Entertaining the World" variant of the Warner Bros. Family Entertainment logo plays. It then cuts to a nursery as a young Miranda is laying down with her mother next to her. Some minutes later, Miranda falls asleep. Lucille smiles as she kisses her in her forehead and then leaves the room. The song Forever plays along with the opening credits. It then cuts to a few years later as an older Miranda is shown snoring in her bedroom. Then, the alarm goes off. She slams the alarm and attempts to fall back asleep. Unfortunately, she can’t as she wakes up and looks frightened at the clock. She gets ready and places her clothes on offscreen. She then goes downstairs as she sees her parents having breakfast. She prepares a ham and cheese sandwich and a glass of chocolate milk as she takes it. She then grabs her backpack and rushes out as the bus is parked outside, ready to leave. She then quickly rushes into the bus. She sits by her. Miranda then sighs. They sigh as they arrive. Miranda then notices Madame Wilson. She smiles innocently while sweating. She grabs a sheet and gives to her, revealing to be an "F". She starts crying desperately. She sobs as Chelsea rolls her eyes. She gives her sheet, revealing to be an "A+". Later, after the class. She nods. Miranda is seen actually considering the idea. She turns to her and notices she is already gone. If cuts to Miranda arriving to her house as Coco comes into her. She purrs as Miranda turns on the TV. Suddenly, Lucille comes and unplugs the TV. Miranda gasps in shock as Lucille sighs. She becomes sad after hearing it and is about to cry. She flees as she sobs. Lucille sighs as Wilson comforts her. They sigh as Miranda is running into the Woods in tears while Coco follows her. She meows. Miranda then grabs her. Suddenly, they hear noises. Miranda turns. A small creature's eyes are then seen in the shadows as she shakes in fear. The monster then reveals itself. She screams as she kicks him. Miranda makes a confused reaction. Coco meows confused as well. Coco hisses. Implio facepalms. He then grabs something. They head. Later, they arrive at a rock. He touches the rock as it transforms into a beautiful looking cavern. She looks around and then sees the Hermit. She slightly nods. Implo tries to not laugh as she glares. She smiles as they follow him. Suddenly, they hear voices.
 * Miranda: Mommy?
 * Lucille: Yes?
 * Miranda: Could you please tell me a story?
 * Lucille: Sure, there was once a brave hero. But he wasn't always a hero.
 * Miranda: Wait, what? You mean he was a bad guy before?
 * Lucille: No. He was a normal person, just like me and you. He's known as the Red Knight.
 * Miranda: The Red Knight?
 * Lucille: Yep. Like I was saying... he was known as the Red Knight. He hails from a distant kingdom known as Lightburrow.
 * Miranda: Ugh. Is it... 6:30 already? Shoot! I need to rush!
 * Miranda: Hi, mom. Hi, dad.
 * Henry: Good morning, Miranda.
 * Lucille: You're running late.
 * Miranda: I know, dang it.
 * Lucille: Just go.
 * Chelsea: (waving) Mimsie, over here!
 * Miranda: I'm nervous. Madame Willson will give us the reading test results today and I'm afraid I might get an "F".
 * Chelsea: Really, why? You can read, right?
 * Miranda: I do, but... reading isn't really reading. Like examining passages isn't reading.
 * Chelsea: Oh, I get it now. Let's hope we both passed.
 * Miranda: Uh-oh. Uh, hi...
 * Wilson: Good morning, Miranda. Why are you nearly late?
 * Miranda: Late? But it's... (checks her watch) oh, I am.
 * Miranda: So, what's my grade?
 * Wilson: Let me see...
 * Miranda: Yikes! My nightmare came true!
 * Miranda: Why, cruel world?!
 * Chelsea: And my grade?
 * Chelsea: Not bad!
 * Miranda: (panicked) Not bad?! My parents will kill me if they find I got another "F"!
 * Chelsea: (sarcastically) Boo-hoo! Grow up, girl! Just face their wrath.
 * Miranda: You want me to face my parents?! Trust me when I say if I show them this, the next time you see me will be on a missing poster!
 * Chelsea: Stop overreacting.
 * Miranda: My mom already thinks I'm stupid, I don't need to confirm it to her! Trust me!
 * Chelsea: Okay, fine, then... lock it in a box and say you lost it or something.
 * Miranda: Could work, if Madame Wilson isn't friends with my mom.
 * Chelsea: She is?
 * Chelsea: Okay, then your only option now is to just... not show her but I doubt you'd do that.
 * Miranda: Could work.
 * Chelsea: No, that was a bad idea, that's why I said you would never do it!
 * Miranda: Thanks for the help!
 * Chelsea: Wait! I was joking!
 * Chelsea: Oh man... Well, she's dead.
 * Miranda: Shhh, Coco. Be quiet. Good girl.
 * Lucille: Miranda, we have to talk.
 * Miranda: What is it?
 * Lucille: Your teacher phoned me, you got another "F"!
 * Miranda: Ugh... She had to do that?
 * Lucille: Yes she did, she has fears, Miranda. Like me. Sweetie, I understand it's difficult for you, but in life, we have to fight if we want to accomplish our goals. Be honest, do you have difficulty in concentrate?
 * Miranda: What? You think I can't understand things?
 * Lucille: Maybe.
 * Lucille: Miranda, you are a smart girl, but you are kinda lazy. I don't want you to become a loser.
 * Miranda: Thanks for making me feel horrible.
 * Lucille: Miranda, I'm just...
 * Miranda: (in tears) Don't tell any other word.
 * Wilson: It's not your fault, dear. She's reckless. Or it's just a phase. Maybe we were too rough.
 * Lucille: True. What should I do?
 * Wilson: No clue. Let's hope she doesn't throw a violent tantrum.
 * Miranda: Coco?!
 * Miranda: You shouldn't be here. Bad girl.
 * Miranda: What is that? (afraid) Some kind of insect? Or thug? I have a wallet and I ain't afraid to use it.
 * Implo: Hello there!
 * Implo: Hey! Hey! Watch this luscious face!
 * Miranda: A talking gremlin! Yikes!
 * Implo: I'm not a gremlin! I'm an imp! The funkiest, grooviest, awesomest...
 * Miranda: That's not a word, is it?
 * Implo: I think it is. Do you have a dictionary?
 * Miranda: No. Sorry. What are you doing here?
 * Implo: Simple, princess. I'm here because I'm a messenger for the Hermit. And he wants you.
 * Miranda: What?
 * Implo: What do you mean by what?
 * Miranda: First of all, I'm not a princess. I'm just a common girl.
 * Implo: I know, that was sarcasm, an insult, a way of me saying that...
 * Miranda: Oh, that's sarcasm?
 * Implo: Yeah! Are you unable to detect sarcasm?
 * Miranda: To be honest... nope. Not at all.
 * Implo: By the way, I didn't present myself properly. I'm Implo.
 * Miranda: Nice to meet you. I'm Miranda Phillips, but you can call me Mimsie too. But not Anda.
 * Implo: Any reason in special?
 * Miranda: That name's weird. Now, explain me who's that Hermit.
 * Implo: Can I do it in a song?
 * Miranda: Hmm... You know what? Sure! Go ahead!
 * Implo: Alright! (he sings the Hermit song, he then pants) Get it?
 * Miranda: Can you sing the song again?
 * Implo: No. Did you listen at all?
 * Miranda: Uh. Yea-no...
 * Implo: (facepalms) Teaching you will be more tough that I thought. Wow...
 * Miranda: Sorry.
 * Implo: But nothing I can't fix. Follow me, Anda.
 * Miranda: It's Miranda.
 * Implo: Until you are competent, I'm calling you Anda.
 * Miranda: (rolls her eyes) Fine. (sarcastically) Then lead me, Great Gremlin.
 * Implo: I'm not a gremlin! (rolls his eyes) Let's just go!
 * Miranda: It's a rock.
 * Implo: Wrong!
 * Miranda: Wow! This looks nice! Is this the Hermit's place?
 * Implo: Take a look by yourself.
 * Miranda: Umm, who are you?
 * Hermit: I'd like to ask the same to you.
 * Miranda: Phillips, Miranda Phillips. You must be the Hermit, right?
 * Hermit: Why do you ask? Are you here to buy something?
 * Miranda: What do you sell?
 * Hermit: Eye of frog, tongue of newt, jellybeans, toe of a witch, horns...
 * Miranda: I'm here for something else. As told by him, I'm allegedly the "chosen one".
 * Hermit: Wait... did you say chosen one?
 * Hermit: That changes everything then. What's your name?
 * Miranda: Miranda. Miranda Phillips.
 * Hermit: My pleasure, Melissa.
 * Miranda: Miranda.
 * Hermit: Follow me, Macaroni.
 * Implo: What's wrong, (jokingly) Macaroni?
 * Miranda: Aw nuts... Are we going through this?
 * Implo: The Hermit is kinda old. He once called me Grace.
 * Miranda: That doesn't sound remotely like your name.
 * Implo: He's old after all. So don't be too harsh.
 * Miranda: If you say so, alright then.
 * Miranda: Ugh... What are those noises?
 * Hermit: Voices.
 * Miranda: ...Voices? Of who? Or what?
 * Hermit: Spirits.
 * Miranda: As in... Spirits of this forest?
 * Hermit: Yes. Exactly.
 * Miranda: Oh... Isn't that kinda creepy? Like just hearing the dead people in the forest whisper?
 * Hermit: Spirits are not dead people.
 * Miranda: ...So, you're saying ghosts aren't dead people? Neither are zombies?
 * Hermit: I am saying that spirits are not ghosts.
 * Miranda: ... What?