The Nostalgia Critic - The Mystic Woods

The Nostalgia Critic theme plays as it cuts to the Nostalgia Critic sleeping peacefully until someone comes. She laughs as he screams, revealing to be a nightmare. The television has static screen as he has been watching The Twilight Zone last night. Suddenly, he notices a DVD of The Mystic Woods on his bed. He turns on the camera.
 * Critic: Gah! Wait, Malice?! What the fuck are you doing here?! Aren't you in Tim Burton Land or something?
 * Malice: Yes, I was, but I escaped from it and now I'm bringing your ultimate doom.
 * Critic: And that is?
 * Malice: I'll tie you up and force you to watch Foodfight! for the rest of your miserable life!
 * Critic: Whew... it was just a nightmare.
 * Critic: Should I? Why not?
 * Critic: Welp, hello. Welcome to my latest review. Today is the supposed classic, The Mystic Woods. I don't understand one thing here.