A warm welcome/Transcript

This Article is a Transcript for the House of Mouse: Takeout! episode: A warm welcome.

The start of the show
(Opening Shot: fade into a closeup of a stage as Mic Jr appears.)

[Mic Jr: and now, keep your arms, legs and feet, inside the house at all times, unless its a music number of course. Mickey mouse!!!

[Instrumental theme to a Jazz ver of M-I-C-K-E-Y Song plays plays]

[Mickey walks to the centre of the stage and he waves to everyone]

Mickey: hey there everybody!

[Scene cuts to the characters of Toy Story trying to get on top of the table, once everyone gets on, they clap]

Mickey: (offscreen) Good to see ya!

[Timon, Pumbaa, Simba and Nala appear: Timon is the only one on the table clapping]

Mickey: (offscreen) Old friends.

[The Muppets appear clapping)

Mickey: (offscreen) *giggles* and new friends!

[We then see a Truck Camera shot revealing some of the audience]

Mickey: (offscreen) welcome to the house everyone!

[Jazz Instrumental of M-I-C-K-E-Y ends]

[Mickey appears onscreen again]

Mickey: welcome back everyone! To our all new variety show of course-

[Stewie walks in]

Stewie: and I'm Stewie Griffin to all you parents watching, seriously if kids know me, I'm gonna get fired.

Mickey: Stewie? What are you doing here? *sigh* anyways, lemme explain the rules!

[Hades is sitting on the table looking bored, eventually, Pegasus from hercules comes and blows Hades hair off]

Mickey:(offscreen) no smoking

Stewie:(offscreen) Thanks captain obvious!

Mickey:(offscreen) Hey!

(Bart does a prank on homer, and homer gets extremely angry and attempts to strangle him)

Mickey:(offscreen) No Pranking, or villanous acts.

(Homer then looks at the 4th wall)

Stewie: (offscreen) but what if its for a show?

Mickey: (offscreen) I guess that's okay then but still.

[Scene cuts to the Griffin's sitting down on the chair]

Goofy: did somebody order the pawtucket ale and chips?

Brian: the Ale is for Peter, the chips are for us-Hang on, Where's Stewie? I remember him telling me that he was going to use the-

[Brian then see's Stewie on the stage with Mickey]

Brian: Hang on-

[Scene cuts to Mickey and Stewie on the Stage]

Mickey: now without a further a-

[Brian appears walking angrily]

Brian: Come on Stewie, it's time to get off the stage!

Stewie: *gasp* you do not tell the baby what to do, he's only 1 you know.

Brian: quit it, come on, or you won't get any ice cream afterwards.

Stewie: *Cries* Bu-But Brian, I love it up here, it's-

Mickey: Brian, can I stop you there.

Brian: *sigh* for what.

Mickey: since we have our specific roles. Why don't you two have specific roles to?

Brian: that sounds like a bunch of crap.

Mickey: wait! I haven't finished yet, so, since the sensational six, me included have specific roles, oh i just said that. Anyways, as i was gonna say, would you like to have specific roles.

Stewie and Brian: Specific roles?

Mickey: you know, for our segment.

Stewie: uh... what segment?

Mickey: lemme explain: our next segment is a game segment, so since my gangs busy, why don't you become hosts of the game segments?

Stewie: Brian, what do you think?

Brian: *sigh* Fine, but we better not get fired.

Mickey: is It because you're

Mickey and Brian: Adult IPs

Brian: yes.

Mickey: come on pal, we won't fire ya, after all, you're just doing you're job.

Brian: well, I'm in!

[Drumroll starts]

Mickey: and now, we give you-

Brian: The game of the day!

The game of the day!
[The game of the day instrumental plays]

[Brian walks in]

Brian: Hello everyone! welcome to the game-

Stewie: [runs in] of the day!

Brian: and today's game's gonna make y'all puzzled!

Stewie: maybe dad jokes weren't worth it...

Brian: yeah, but anyways, let's get the game started!

[Luz and her friends and Phineas and his friends appear]

Brian: Meet team Magic and team Creative! In: I am puzzled!

Let the games begin

* whistle sound effect plays*

* the 2 teams rush to build a puzzle piece*

Isabella: Phineas! Whatcha doin'?

Phineas: trying to find the first piece

Isabella: every piece is the 1st piece, just pick a handful!

Phineas: that's boring!

Luz: we're gonna win this Amity!

Amity: yes we are, because when we work together, nothing can go wrong!

Gus: found the matching piece!

Luz: perfect!

Phineas: *gasp* oh no Ferb! The opposing team is finding 30 times more puzzle pieces than us, we have to hurry!

Ferb: its okay, I've got a plan [brings out the Puzzle1000]

[Brian takes away the Puzzle1000]

Brian: no cheating!

Willow: 10 more pieces to go!

[The Owl team finally get to their last puzzle]

[the Owl team all cheer as they all give high fives to each other]

Brian: it's clear that we have a winner, and the winner is...the Owl team! Take it away Luz and Amity!

Luz: Hi, I'm Luz

Amity: and I'm Amity

Luz: and despite disney announcing plans to cancel our show for whatever reason, my relationship with Amity will never ever go away.

Amity: I also wanna say that our time on the Disney channel was quite short, but also quite sweet. When i saw news that the house of mouse was coming back. Me and my gang were very excited, especially my girlfriend.

Luz: That was because we got an invite along with our friends! Anyways, we're just so happy that we won!

Brian: that's right, and you've won....[drumroll]

[Scene cuts to a still of an island with the Bibidi Bobidi boo Travel logo]

a vacation courtesey of Bibidi Bobidi Boo travel!

[Luz and her friends all cheer]

Isabella: Hey Phineas! Still upset?

Phineas: well, I was before but Luz and Amity are one of the best couples.

Buford: have to agree with you

Baljeet: yeah.

Phineas: you know what, how about we all get some Milkshakes from goofy?

Ferb, Isabella, Buford and Baljeet: yeah!

The Short-Shorts
Mickey: well, that game was pretty fun to watch, don't you say? Horace?

[Scene cuts to Horace in the Recording room]

Horace: yeah, Mickey?

Mickey: (offscreen) its time to show our guests 2 Shorts.

Horace: cool, but which one?

Mickey: (offscreen) well, i would like to reccomend the 2013 Mickey series. But thats because its pretty modern for its time.

[Scene cuts to Mickey on the Stage]

Mickey: now everyone, i would like to show you 2 shorts! Very short i know, but i bet you'll laugh! Let's go!

[Episode: No service begins]

[Episode: No service ends]

[The Avengers are seen clapping]

[audience is cheering]

[Episode: Yodelberg appears]

[Episode: Yodelberg ends]

[Audience is cheering]

Stewie: wow, Mickey! Everybody's liking your shorts!

Mickey: i know, and it's during a time where everbody can come in!

Donald: But there isn't any for me?

Mickey: come on Donald, we havent even gotten to you yet!

Daisy: yeah, remember back in 2001 where you turned the house of mouse into "the house of duck?"

Donald: *sigh* I guess...

[Clarabelle is seen running backstage]

Clarabelle: Guys! Sorry for interrupting your sentence but, can i be host too.

Mickey: well, let's see....nope!

Clarabelle: why not?

Mickey: Because....

Minnie: there's 8 hosts, we can't have 9 or there would be too many!

Brian: yeah, that's right!

Clarabelle: Please

Donald: no...

Clarabelle: *squealing* pleaaase?

Daisy: don't think about it.

Clarabelle: PRETTY PLEEEEASSSE????!!!!

Brian: I don't know what to think, I mean-

Minnie: well Brian, if you would actually help up rather than giving your own commentary, things would become clearer!

[Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Stewie and Brian are seen arguing]

Mickey: guys! Stop arguing! I say that she hosts a segment! Who else agrees?

[Everyone raises their hands]

Mickey: good!

Mickey: *Angrily* Clarabelle, we're sorry that we upset you! So, we're giving you you're very own show!

Clarabelle: you know what I'm gonna do then!

[Clarabelle skips happily]

Mickey: [breaking the 4th wall] this is not what I imagined....

Clarabelles Gossip time
Female chorus: Clarabelle!

Mic Jr: (offscreen) wanna learn some facts?

Female chorus: Clarabelle!!

Mic Jr: (offscreen) who is the master of fun facts?

Females chorus: Clarabelle!!!

[Clarabelle walks in]

Clarabelle cow: that's me! *winking at the audience*