WikiViews/Avenue Q Visits the Big Blue House

(It starts with the usual Big Blue House door at the beginning of every episode as Bear opens the door)

Bear: Oh Hi there it's so great to see you, I was wondering when you were going to get here.

(It reveals to be Nolan and Dillon at Bear's doorstep)

Nolan: Thanks for letting us in Bear, we need to discuss with you something important.

Bear: I'd be glad to, Come on in!

(Bear enters the door with Nolan and Dillon)

Bear: So What I-(starts to smell things)What's that smell? (he smells more) is that blood?

Dillon: I'm sorry but what is he doing?

Nolan: (whispers) Just roll with it he does this every episode.

Dillon: (whispers) How do you know?

Nolan: (whispers) I grew up with Playhouse Disney a lot

(he sniffs everywhere)

Bear: Hmm?

he then nose jams his nose up close and smells Dillon and Nolan)

Dillon: Uhhh.... good bear?

Bear: (gasps) It's you! (he smells Nolan and Dillon) oooh, tell me do you smell like pancakes and blood juice cause you smell so sweet! (he smells them one last time) Well, you just smell like that all the time.

Dillon: Nolan... help...

Nolan: (whispers) Don't worry he doesn't do it the rest of the episode. No need to call the Stranger Danger Hotline

Bear: So anyways boys What is it you both needed?

Nolan: It's about your latest crossover in which I'm not highly a fan of yet didn't expect to get one.

Bear: Oh I see

Nolan: You do know what I'm talking about?

Bear: Indeed

Dillon: I’m gonna scoot off...

Nolan: Come on Dillon I get it you never grew up watching Bear in the Big Blue House as I did, But Bear is our only hope for restoring the balance in what made Bear in the Big Blue House good, Who knows without him, they'll go after other Playhouse Disney shows such as Out of The Box, The Book of Pooh, Stanley, And even PB&J Otter.

Dillon: Isn't Book of Pooh that one bad Winnie the Pooh show?

Nolan: No I think you mean something else

Dillon: Oh.

Nolan: Basically Bear we gotta talk about Avenue Q Visits the Big Blue House

(shows logo then footage)

Nolan (VO): Now don't get me wrong, I love Bear in the Big Blue House and I love Avenue Q. But seeing the two cross over is just weird, It's like having Bambi crossover with Ferngully it doesn't match.

Dillon (VO): Or the Simpsons meeting Mad Max.

Nolan (VO): And I know what your gonna say, But isn't Avenue Q owned by Muppet Studio? Well, the puppeteers are from Muppet Studio but Avenue Q isn't owned by them.

Dillon (VO): And the Avenue Q crossover is of the oddly action-packed TV adaption.

Nolan (VO): And oddly enough the entire network changed having to be shown on Playhouse Disney back in 2005.

(Suddenly Chris bursts in)

Chris: Sup fellas? Hey Bear. Did someone call for a crossover?

Nolan: Chris you're here thank goodness!

Chris: Before you ask, I had nothing to do with this, this was the brainchild of a friend of mine, Toonwriter or Morty340 or Kenny, and as you will see in a moment, this doesn't make a lot of sense. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll probably die of cringe from the amount of sheer WTFery this is "Avenue Q visits Bear in the Big Blue House"

Bear: Am I in it?

Chris: Of course you are it is your show.

Bear: Oh boy.

Dillon: It's time to see if this crossover is honey or just the bees. Yes, kill me.

Chris (sprays Dillon with a spray bottle): No Bad Dillon, bad.

Dillon: I was joking.