A warm welcome/Transcript

This Article is a Transcript for the House of Mouse: Takeout! episode: A warm welcome.

The start of the show
(Opening Shot: fade into a closeup of a stage as Mic Jr appears.)

Mic Jr: and now, keep your arms, legs and feet, inside the house at all times, unless its a music number of course. Mickey mouse!!!

[Instrumental theme to a Jazz ver of M-I-C-K-E-Y Song plays plays]

[Mickey walks to the centre of the stage and he waves to everyone]

Mickey: hey there everybody!

[Scene cuts to the characters of Toy Story trying to get on top of the table, once everyone gets on, they clap]

Mickey: (offscreen) Good to see ya!

[Timon, Pumbaa, Simba and Nala appear: Timon is the only one on the table clapping]

Mickey: (offscreen) Old friends.

[The Muppets appear clapping)

Mickey: (offscreen) *giggles* and new friends!

[We then see a Truck Camera shot revealing some of the audience]

Mickey: (offscreen) welcome to the house everyone!

[Jazz Instrumental of M-I-C-K-E-Y ends]

[Mickey appears onscreen again]

Mickey: welcome back everyone! To our all new variety show of course-

[Stewie walks in]

Stewie: and I'm Stewie Griffin to all you parents watching, seriously if kids know me, I'm gonna get fired.

Mickey: Stewie? What are you doing here? *sigh* anyways, lemme explain the rules!

[Hades is sitting on the table looking bored, eventually, Pegasus from hercules comes and blows Hades hair off]

Mickey:(offscreen) no smoking

Stewie:(offscreen) Thanks captain obvious!

Mickey:(offscreen) Hey!

(Bart does a prank on homer, and homer gets extremely angry and attempts to strangle him)

Mickey:(offscreen) No Pranking, or villanous acts.

(Homer then looks at the 4th wall)

Stewie: (offscreen) but what if its for a show?

Mickey: (offscreen) I guess that's okay then but still.

[Scene cuts to the Griffin's sitting down on the chair]

Goofy: did somebody order the pawtucket ale and chips?

Brian: the Ale is for Peter, the chips are for us-Hang on, Where's Stewie? I remember him telling me that he was going to use the-

[Brian then see's Stewie on the stage with Mickey]

Brian: Hang on-

[Scene cuts to Mickey and Stewie on the Stage]

Mickey: now without a further a-

[Brian appears walking angrily]

Brian: Come on Stewie, it's time to get off the stage!

Stewie: *gasp* you do not tell the baby what to do, he's only 1 you know.

Brian: quit it, come on, or you won't get any ice cream afterwards.

Stewie: *Cries* Bu-But Brian, I love it up here, it's-

Mickey: Brian, can I stop you there.

Brian: *sigh* for what.

Mickey: since we have our specific roles. Why don't you two have specific roles to?

Brian: that sounds like a bunch of crap.

Mickey: wait! I haven't finished yet, so, since the sensational six, me included have specific roles, oh i just said that. Anyways, as i was gonna say, would you like to have specific roles.

Stewie and Brian: Specific roles?

Mickey: you know, for our segment.

Stewie: uh... what segment?

Mickey: lemme explain: our next segment is a game segment, so since my gangs busy, why don't you become hosts of the game segments?

Stewie: Brian, what do you think?

Brian: *sigh* Fine, but we better not get fired.

Mickey: is It because you're

Mickey and Brian: Adult IPs

Brian: yes.

Mickey: come on pal, we won't fire ya, after all, you're just doing you're job.

Brian: well, I'm in!

[Drumroll starts]

Mickey: and now, we give you-

Brian: The game of the day!