Animated Atrocities: Superjail!

Superjail! is an upcoming episode of Animated Atrocities, as the first episode of its upcoming seventh season, produced, written, directed, and hosted by the Mysterious Mr. Enter.

In this upcoming episode, MrEnter finally watched all 37 11-minute episodes of Superjail!, and believed he has found proof as to how the 2000s as a whole were the worst decade in modern animation.

Script
MrEnter: I really don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

Okay, as you all know, I have had a massive dislike for a large majority of cartoons from the 2000s. One project I never got to talk about was Foe Paws, a failed Cartoon Network pilot created by Chris Savino that I knew I was gonna hate, because it has the same concept of a stuck up cat and a stupid dog, like we’ve seen in every other cartoon. It was unsurprising that the man who made Foe Paws would go on to ruin Dexter’s Laboratory and the Powerpuff Girls; neither of which were any better than the 2016 reboot.

There’s a long list of cartoons from the 2000s that I genuinely despise, and that could be bad in levels of the Wacky World of Tex Avery. Shows like Brandy and Mr. Whiskers, the Nutshack, Johnny Test, Lil’ Bush, Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, Flapjack, Robotboy, the Buzz on Maggie, Yakkity Yak, My Gym Partner’s a Monkey, Adult Party Cartoon, Kappa Mikey, Drawn Together, Yin Yang Yo!, Wayside, Barnyard, Mighty B!, Squirrel Boy, Butt-Ugly Martians, the Cramp Twins, the list goes on.

I’ve also talked about how bad a number of cartoons from the 1990s are, like the Brothers Grunt, Mega Babies, the Wacky World of Tex Avery, CatDog, the list goes on. And now, we come to this. Recently, I watched all 37 11-minute episodes of this piece of shit show. I’ve seen Teen Titans Go!, King Star King, Mr. Pickles, and Brickleberry, but oh my god!! No cartoon from the 2000s can traumatize me more than this. Welcome to Superjail!

You wanna know why Total Drama, Adventure Time, and Regular Show were never given to [adult swim]?? This piece of shit show is why!!! This unholy soulless, mean-spirited mid-2000s cartoon abomination came out in 2008, but its pilot was made in 2007. I say this is a mid-2000s show, because it feels like My Gym Partner's a Monkey crossed with Johnny Test and King Star King. I know King Star King came out in the 2010s, but still. I have seen Mr. Pickles and King Star King; they were horrible. But I believe shows like this deserves the same treatment, because Superjail! is undeniable proof that the 2000s are for a fact a horrendous decade for television animation, and not even the early 2000s are safe from aging worse. Yes, we still got gems like Avatar, Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, and Danny Phantom, but did I mention before that we have a lot more bad in the 2000s than good? Yes, no decade is perfect, and even the 1990s has a number of bad shows, but this.... this show is so bad, that it would even make Rugrats look like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

It was created by none other than Christy Karacas, Stephen Warbrick, and Ben Gruber. Karacas worked on Daria, Warbrick worked on Beavis and Butt-Head, and Gruber worked on Breadwinners and Teen Titans Go!. I still enjoy Beavis and Butt-Head and Daria, but after watching Superjail!, it made me loathe everything related to Teen Titans Go!, including the crossover with the Powerpuff Girls reboot, and their two movies. You'll see why soon.

Every episode goes like this, a babbling criminal named Jackknife who commits some heinous crime, only for Jailbot to come out of nowhere, beat him senseless, and arrest him. When Jackknife is sent to Superjail!, the Warden, who is described as a "Sadistic Willy Wonka", asks Jared to do some task, the "twins" fuck things up, everybody gets killed brutally on screen, and after everybody dies, people act like nothing ever happened.