Transcript for ADGTH2 - Search for Gabriel’s Horn

(In a dilapidated building in 1600s Siam, a Dark-red cat in the shadows is talking to a red-eyed silhouette.)

Cat - Master, I managed to get one of the two You wanted.

Silhouette - Well, where's the other?

Cat - Well, I didn't have enough time to get the second item unseen, but, I'll be sure to get Gabriel's Horn for You, Tonight.

Silhouette - No. No, They'll have tighter security. But, as long as You can get Gabriel's horn, I'll wait centuries if needed. Until then... (Casts a shackle on the cat's ankle, then Vanishes in a puff of red smoke.)

(The scene blacks out, and changes to an environment of a blue sky and colorful clouds.)

Female Narrator - Heaven. a place to call home, for those to spend the rest of their afterlives, but one didn't want to stay. (One cloud becomes like a TV Screen, showing the escapades of Charlie and His adventure.) and that one, was Charlie Barkin, a Mutt who wanted the best things in His earthly life. Money... Fame... Food. After His time was cut short, by another greedy mutt, Charlie conned His way back to earth despite the consequences that followed. After His adventures, and willing to save a young girl from dying, Charlie got His place in heaven again, and this time, He stayed in Heaven, satisfied. (The scene changes to a small dilapidated farm at night, where We zoom in to a whippet sleeping, alongside nine puppies also asleep) And as for Me, well... You could say I'm living for Charlie's sake. and I'm a proud mother of nine puppies. But, as luck would have it, I had an unusual dream... (In Annabelle's mind, She finds herself in Heaven, where She encounters Mauve.)

Mauve - Sister. It's been half a year since We last seen each other. (Hugs Annabelle)

Annabelle - So, what brings Me to come here?

Mauve - Well, Charlie is still getting used to His permanent home. but, in the past few days, He's feeling like something's missing. And We both know nothing is lacking in Heaven.

Annabelle - Every dog knows that. Also... did You know I have nine puppies to tend to?

Mauve - Ohh! Congratulations. I had Eight when I was alive. You there! (Points at a Beauceron Angel, who gets startled) Cheer up more. (The Beauceron sighs, and smiles, walking off) Anyway, can You try to cheer up Charlie?

Annabelle - I can try. I doubt I'll cheer Him up like I cheer up My kids... (On another cloud, Charlie is on His back looking at the sky.)

Charlie - Sigh. Of all the days to look at the sky, It's always the same stars, constellations, and color.

Annabelle - Charlie?

Charlie - Yeah, That's My name. Wear it ou-- Is that? Annabelle?

Annabelle - Charlie! Hello!

Charlie - Annabelle! What are You doing here?

Annabelle - Mauve told Me You needed some cheering up.

Charlie - Well, I don't know. As good as everything else in Heaven is, It's... It's just too boring.

Annabelle - Too boring?

Charlie - Yeah. (Singing) ''This joint is supposed to have everything; to be the best. But it's just too, I don't know, it's...It's too...''

Annabelle - Too What?

Charlie - (Singing) It's too heavenly here, It's too peaceful and paradise-like, Straight and narrow, and much too nice-like, Endlessly sunny and clear! ''It's too heavenly here! ''

Annabelle - Well, There's nothing wrong with trying new things in Your afterlife.

Charlie - (Singing) It's too blissful to bear, Calm and quiet and much too mellow, All my brain cells have turned to Jell-O!

Annabelle - Come on, Now.

Charlie - (Singing) Everyday feels like a year! ''It's too heavenly here! I need some action! ''I need some juice.

Annabelle - As in Orange Juice?

Charlie - (Singing) That crazy kind of feeling Of playing fast and loose Some razzle dazzle And a little stress and strife ''I gotta get some life in my life! ''But it's too heavenly here.

Annabelle - There are some which is too much of a good thing. but Heaven is not one of them.

Charlie - (Singing) There's no way you can be a sinner. ''Roll the dice; everyone's a winner! ''It's so legit and sincere It's too heavenly here. What good's a hustler without a scam? I'm wasted talent, that's all that I am!

Annabelle - Talents are terrible things to waste.

Charlie - (Singing) But this operator is at the wrong address, 'Cause there's nothing to finagle And no one to finesse!

Annabelle - (Singing) Anarchy is what We don't need. Peace and Quiet is what We want to see.

Charlie - (Singing) Pure and perfect, Sublime and shining, Every cloud has a silver lining... Everyone's full of good cheer It's Too Heavenly... here...!

Celia - Do You mind decreasing the volume? I'm taking a cat nap.

Annabelle - Oh, No... It's Celia.

Charlie - Celia?

Annabelle - Yes. She's been in Dog heaven for a long time. ever since She waited for Her husband to come here.

Charlie - I thought Cats can't get into Heaven.

Annabelle - Well, No Cats are able to go to Dog Heaven, but, Celia's a special occasion, since She's the first Siamese Cat that wanted to be reborn as a dog. But, What is it that You want to satisfy Your vices? if any?

Charlie - Well, In Heaven, You can have just about anything here. So... Money's out.

Annabelle - Hmm. A Statue? a Soft Bed? A Potluck?

Charlie - In that order, No, No, and unless it's in Planet Earth, No thank You.

Annabelle - Hmm. This could be tough. Oh. Are You wondering how Itchy and the others are doing?

Charlie - Yeah. I do.

Annabelle - Well, Tabasco's Family is doing fine living in the neighborhood. Flo's family has finally been adopted. Anne Marie is in School. Itchy's fine too, and He's got a girlfriend.

Charlie - Wow! I guess They moved on with their lives.

Annabelle - Well, That's not exactly true. They all miss You.