Augustus Gloop

Augustus Gloop is a song from all Charlie stuff.

1964 and 2005 version
Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop

The great big greedy nincompoop

Augustus Gloop, so big and vile

So greedy, foul, and infantile.

Come on we cried

The time is ripe

To send him shooting up the pipe

But don't dear children be alarmed

Augustus Gloop will not be harmed

Augustus Gloop will not be harmed

Although of course

We must admit

He will be altered quite a bit

Slowly wheels go round and round

And cogs begin to grind and pound

We'll boil him for a minute more

Until we're absolutely sure

Then out he comes

By god, by grace

A miracle has taken place

A miracle has taken place

This greedy brute

This louse's ear

Is loved by people everywhere

For who could hate or bear a grudge

Against a luscious bit of fudge

1971 and 2017 version
Oompa loompa doompety doo

I've got a perfect puzzle for you

Oompa loompa doompety dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets

Eating as much as an elephant eats

What are you at, getting terribly fat

What do you think will come of that

I don't like the look of it

Oompa loompa doompety da

If you're not greedy, you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

Doompety do

Upcoming play version
Oompa loompa doompety doo

I've got a perfect puzzle for you

Oompa loompa doompety dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me

Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop

The great big greedy nincompoop

Augustus Gloop, so big and vile

So greedy, foul, and infantile.

Come on we cried

The time is ripe

To send him shooting up the pipe

But don't dear children be alarmed

Augustus Gloop will not be harmed

Augustus Gloop will not be harmed

Although of course

We must admit

He will be altered quite a bit

Slowly wheels go round and round

And cogs begin to grind and pound

We'll boil him for a minute more

Until we're absolutely sure

Then out he comes

By god, by grace

A miracle has taken place

A miracle has taken place

This greedy brute

This louse's ear

Is loved by people everywhere

For who could hate or bear a grudge

Against a luscious bit of fudge

Oompa loompa doompety da

If you're not greedy, you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

Doompety do