COVID Fever

This song from Avenue Q (Toonwriter's fan fiction series) is performed in the COVID-19 episode. It's performed by Sam the Mini Yeti, Kieran and some others.

???: I got COVID fever, it's burning in my brain

SAM: I got COVID fever, it's driving me insane

LYLE, GOOFER AND ALF: We got COVID fever, we're flipping our bandannas Been stuck at home so long that we have simply gone bananas

???: We got COVID fever we've lost what sense we had We got COVID fever, we're all going mad

???: My sanity is hanging by a thread Since we're going nowhere, I've gone out of my head We were socializing with our best buds and friends

???: And now we're not!

KIERAN: Grab your partner by the ears Lash him to the wheel Do-si-do step on his toe Listen to him squeal Allemande left, allemande right It's time to stay or sink Swing your partner over the side Now our sickness stinks

TRISH: We got COVID fever

TWITCHY MONSTER: No if's, and's, or but's

TRISH: We're disoriented

TWITCHY MONSTER: And demented

TWITCH MONSTER AND TRISH: We kept all our doors shut

???: Ach du lieber Volswagen car (Yodel-lay-ee-hee) Saur braten viener schnitzel Und a vunder bar (Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)

???: We were planning trips, the world was on our side

???: And then they died

KIERAN: I've got COVID fever I think I've lost my grip

???: I'd like to get my hands on Whoever wrote this script

???: Sí!

???: I was floating 'neath the tropic moon And dreaming of a trip in June Now I'm as crazy as a loon

ALL: COVID fever has canceled all accords This once proud world has become a giant psycho ward We were planning different trips to who knows where And now though we're all here We're not all there

COVID Fever, ah!