COVID Fever

This song from Avenue Q (Toonwriter's fan fiction series) is performed in the COVID-19 episode. It's performed by Sam the Mini Yeti, Kieran and some others.

???:

I got COVID fever, it's messing with my brain

SAM:

I got COVID fever, it's driving me insane

LYLE, GOOFER AND ALF:

We got COVID fever, we're flipping our bandannas

Been stuck at home so long that we have simply gone bananas

???:

Ariba!

???:

Chica chica boom

A chica chica boom boom chic

Chica chica boom

A chica chica boom boom chic

???: We got COVID fever, we've lost what sense we had

We got COVID fever, we're all going mad

???:

My sanity is hanging by a thread

Since we're going nowhere, I've gone out of my head

We were socializing with our best buds and friends

???: And now we're not!

KIERAN:

Grab your partner by the ears

Lash him to the wheel

Do-si-do step on his toe

Listen to him squeal

Allemande left, allemande right

It's time to stay or sink

Swing your partner over the side

Now our sickness stinks

TRISH:

We got COVID fever

TWITCHY MONSTER:

No if's, and's, or but's

TRISH:

We're disoriented

TWITCHY MONSTER:

And demented

TWITCH MONSTER AND TRISH:

We kept all our doors shut

???:

Ach du lieber Volswagen car

(Yodel-lay-ee-hee)

Saur braten viener schnitzel

Und a vunder bar

(Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)

???:

We were planning trips, the world was on our side

???:

And then they died

KIERAN: I've got COVID fever

I think I've lost my grip

???: I'd like to get my hands on

Whoever wrote this script

???:

Sí!

???:

I was floating 'neath the tropic moon

And dreaming of a trip in June

Now I'm as crazy as a loon

ALL:

COVID fever has canceled all accords

This once proud world has become a giant psycho ward

We were planning different trips to who knows where

And now though we're all here

We're not all there

COVID Fever, ah!