Olive's Carnival of the Animals/Script

Queue
Dashi: Ten minutes to showtime!

(While The Hall of the Mountain King aka The Tiger is playing ending with a tiger's roar, Captain Barnacles gives his spiel)

Captain Barnacles: Hi everyone! It's me, Captain Barnacles. Iris and the others are getting the animals all set up, so we should be starting the show real soon. (laughs) Oh! I forgot. Just a little reminder to everyone, please don't put on your 3D glasses until you are seated inside the concert hall. Thank you.

(Dance of the Comedians aka The Monkey plays while Shellington gives his spiel)

Shellington: Hiya, everybody! It's me, Shellington! (Laughs) We’re almost ready to go, so hope you enjoy the show! Please be sure to refrain from eating, drinking, smoking, or using flash photography inside the theater. Video recording cameras without any lights are okay. But please, stop using flash photography. Okay? Thanks.

(While the rest of the monkey's music is playing, Captain Barnacles gives his next spiel)

Owl (Little Bear): Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Olive's Carnival of the Animals presented by Toyota, seating for the next show will begin in a few minutes, please remember to take small children by the hands, and be sure to remain calm. There’s nothing to worry about. Thank you.

(After the monkey's music, Anitra's Dance aka The Fox plays. And then EVE tells the guests that the show begins in 5 minutes.)

Dashi: Five minutes to showtime!

(Pleasure Train by Strauss aka The Puffin, then Can You Feel the Love Tonight from the Broadway recording, and finally, Flight of the Bumblebee aka The Bee)

Kwazii: Ahoy there, mateys! It's me! Your pirate Kwazii! (laughs) Are you ready for the show? That's great, and you know why? Because I'm getting ready to open these built in automatic doors. For those of you near our theater entrance, please stand away from the color bars and behind the yellow line, and clear of the doors because when I push the button, they're gonna open towards you. Now, uh, where'd that button get to? Oh, there it is! (laughs) Ready? Here we go!

Inside the Concert Hall/Kwazii Almost Ready to Go
Kwazii: Oh, hi everybody! Now that you're here, go ahead and pick a row you want to sit in, and keep stepping until you're all the way across. That's right, matey. Keep on moving! (cellphone rings) And for your safety, please don’t put on your 3D glasses until Captain Barnacles tells you, okay? Thanks. For all of you coming in, thanks for filling in all the available seats. And all of you going out, thanks for making the seats available. (laughs) If you're still coming in, it's great to see you!

Iris: Now it's time to choose a row and move yourself all the way across, so you can fill up all the empty seats.