Peppa Pig: Endgame/Transcript

The following is a Work-in-Progress transcript for the 2025 computer-animated parody crossover film, Peppa Pig: Endgame.

Part 1: Craziness at the Pig house
INT. BLACK ROOM

Narrator (O.S.): Hello and welcome friends, to, The Cartoon Multiverse,

EXT. MILKY WAY GALAXY

Narrator (CONT'D) (O.S.): Now, you might be wondering: "What is The Cartoon Multiverse?". Well, it is a multiverse, no shit, but something is special about this VERY multiverse.

EXT. GRAVITY FALLS - DAY

Narrator (O.S.): In this multiverse, everyone loves to have fun.

EXT. BIKINI BOTTOM - NIGHT

A crowd of people stand in the streets and dance

Narrator (O.S.): LOTS of fun.

EXT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - DAY

The camera slowly zooms in on the house

Narrator (O.S.): And now, let's visit one of my favorite creatures of this entire multiverse.

INT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS

Peppa Pig and George pig run around the kitchen table. George is beating on a drum and Peppa is playing a tuba. The 2 are making the whole house shake

Daddy Pig: PEPPA, GEORGE, THAT'S RIGHT IN MY GOD DAMN EAR!

Mummy Pig spills coffee on herself

Mummy Pig: Oh great, more laundry to do.

Peppa and George climb up on the table and continue to run around playing their instruments

Daddy Pig, infuriated, picks up the table

Daddy Pig: PEPPA PIG AND GEORGE PIG, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR TOMFUCKERY!

Peppa and George stop their shenanigans. Daddy Pig puts down the table

Daddy Pig: Hey, wife slave, get me some cereal!

Mummy Pig: What did you just call me?

Daddy Pig: I called you my slave! Now go get me some cereal!

Mummy Pig: Fine!

Peppa Pig: Daddy, why are you being such a jerk?

Daddy Pig: Shut up, Peppa! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna turn you into my slave, too!

Peppa Pig: Ok, jeez!

Daddy Pig: Shut up!

Mummy Pig returns with Daddy Pig's cereal

Mummy Pig: Here's your cereal, master.

Daddy Pig: Master? Do I look like a slave owner to you?

Mummy Pig: You literally, just called me your slave 5 minutes ago.

Daddy Pig: I beg to differ, I didn't call you anything!

Mummy Pig: Whatever.

Mummy Pig sits down

Daddy Pig: GOD DAMN IT WOMAN, WHERES MY TOAST?

Mummy Pig gets up from her seat and puts a piece of toast in the toaster