Attack of The 50 Foot Hipster/Transcript

Part 1:
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(The scene cuts to the opening scene. The scene then cut to New York City, where Brian Andrews, Brittany's cousin, is reading a paper about "The 50 Foot Cheerleaders" event in 2012.) (Flashback to 2012, the day after the events of Attack of The 50 Foot Cheerleader. Brian and his father, Jared, were visiting Brittany, Brian's cousin.)
 * Brian: Oh god... It says (Reads) "A woman grows into a giantess after a potion disaster at the lab. A catfight at a local football field. Scientist discovered that a local woman had shrunken down into a dwarf." This reminds me of...
 * Brian: Man,