What If Phineas and Ferb was a terrible show?

Characters

 * Baljeet - A white kid in brownface.
 * Buford - A hate crime committer.
 * Candace - A teenage girl who tortures everyone.
 * Doofenshmirtz - A bland, one dimensional villain with little backstory.
 * Ferb - A walking British stereotype.
 * Jeremy - A guy who only cares about running his band.
 * Phineas - An annoying little kid who builds stuff even if everyone else hates it.
 * Perry - A generic brown dog.