1 January 2030 - The Eternal and Complete Extinction of Temperature and the Introduction of Nurture

On 1 January 2030, temperature will be a completely extinct physical quantity forever and will be replaced with a new physical quantity called “nurture”, a physical quantity which will measure cleanliness and dirt and on the same day as nurture’s replacement of temperature, Germany will replace infrared with a new part of the electromagnetic spectrum called “confraled”, a part of the electromagnetic spectrum that makes up glitter.