Floyd and Deputy Dusty: Attorneys at Law/Quotes

Floyd Minton
I'll take the case.

Deputy Dusty
We'll take the case.

Miyumi
Floyd, your client's here.

Marcie Fleach
Your client is here, Dusty.

Sally Sargent
Boss, your client's here.

Bill Green
Don't worry. I got this.

Lucius Fox
Floyd, Dusty, you two come to my office immidately.

Deadpool
You got it.

Chief Lynn Loud, Sr.
Hank Scropio, you are under arrest for using your evil plans.

Captain Nicole Watterson
Freeze, Stitch, you are under arrest for crashing four Disney movies, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, and The Lion King.

Lieutenant Dave Seville
Pizza Boy, you're hereby under arrest for killing the eskimo's and a polar bear.

Police Commissioner Hugh Test
Johnny Weir, you're under arrest for beating Chris Griffin up. You'll have the right to remain silent. You'll have the right to the attorney. And you'll have the right to know where you using you to make the law show for kids.

Sheriff Dwight Turnbull
Nobody move! Freeze, Eddy, you're under arrest!

Sargent Andrew "Bummer" Baumer
Jimmy (Ed, Edd n Eddy), you are now under arrest for framing the Eds for ruining "Friendship Day". It starts with a missing paintbrush that you knew one of the Eds would be blamed for. With the other kids distracted, you sacrificed yours shoulder padding in order to wipe off Plank's mouth, and then tucked the rag into Edd's back pocket. After that, he only needed to frame Eddy, who would of course be heartless enough to throw a hockey stick through their Friendship Day heart. However, you knew hyour innocence had to be preserved, and as such you chose a patsy in the form of Rolf to lead the Eds off the trail. Feeling more confident, you proceeded to plant fake clues, including the bootprint and, of course, the jujubes. Along the way, you managed to kidnap Jonny, tie him up, and stick jujubes all over the boy before going off for the most treacherous part of the plan: getting the Kankers to agree to help you out. This done, you simply watched as the Eds took his bait and ended up.

Detective Dexter's Dad
Uh, Alice, did you just rampage?

Wrecking the whole place?

Okay. Can you please come with us?

Coach Halder
Nobody move!

All rise for Judge *insert name here*

Chef Hatchet
Freeze! You're under arrest!

Here rise for Judge *insert name here*

Tom Cat
Jerry, we think we see them.

Jerry Mouse
Well, that was easy.

Yabba-Doo
Yep. Let's get started.

Robin
I'm Robin. Your governor and the leader of Teen Titans.

Mr. Turner
Hey, all of you keep it down right now!

Seriously, what can the prisoners to shut up already?

Dr. James Possible
Aw, geez.

Oh, well. At least I won the case.

Tucker X
Aw, man.

Just ended already.

Bob Johnson
Why do I bother.

Just do it already.

David Read
Oh, dear.

Just leave already.

Principal Kirkpatrick
It's the truth! They acted in self defense!

Mr. Krabs
I'm the owner of the Krusty Krab.

That's right.

Finally some justice.

Chauncey Pesky
I don't know why I bother.

Oh, never mind. I won.

Pete
Oh, what's the use.

I won already. Cool. That was easy.

Lila Test
Well, what can I say I'm a rival lawyer.

Well, that was easy. At least, I won the case.

Charlotte Pickles
Seriously, those two lawyers won't give up won't they?

Does this mean I won the case?

Okay. Guess I did won the case.

Judge Rita Loud
Sorry, Elmer, you are now guilty.

Wow. That was easy.

Oh, well. What are you gonna do about it?

Judge Mammy Two Shoes
Goldilocks, you are here by guilty.

Bailiff Deadpool, just shoot her.

Judge George and Judge Joan
Judge George: Andy.

Judge Joan: You are not guilty. It turns out your toys are alive.

Judge Clint Clobber
Next witness!

Guilty!

Not guilty!

Judge Bert and Judge Sheila
Judge Bert: Rob.

Judge Sheila: You are here by guilty.

Judge Bert: Sonic.

Judge Sheila: You are officially not guilty.

Judge Benson
Muscle Man?

Not guilty.

Guilty.

NOT GUILTY!!!!

GUILTY!!!!

Judge Spike the Bulldog
Sit down, you rapist! Oh, I’m sorry. I’m not supposed to say anything to get prove. Go ahead, Chris.

Balilif Deadpool, just shoot him already.

Judge Professor Utonium
Girls?

Okay, girls. Not guilty.

You saw the toys are alive, Sid?

Wow. It turns out you were telling the truth.

Not guilty.

Oh, never mind. Guilty.

Judge Fred Flintstone
Well, do you have anything to say for yourselves? Balaiff, shoot him right now.

Judge Sally Botsford
Fred Jones, you are here by not guilty

Judge Judy Neutron
Okay. Fine. Not guilty.

Guilty.

Judge Linda Flynn-Fletcher
Chowder, you are so not guilty.

Zim, you are so guilty.

Judge Aunt Lydia
GUILTY!

NOT GUITLY!

Judge Principal Nigel Brown
Well, I've seen enough. Guilty.

Okay, never mind. Not guilty.

Judge Vice-Principal Chakal
I've seen enough. GUILTY!!

Oh, never mind. NOT GUILTY!!

Judge Kronk
Oh, never mind. Not guilty!

That's it! Guilty!

Fred Jones
That's right. I accidentally ripping people's face off and I thought it was someone else.

Thank goodness I'm safe.

Harry
That's right, Hiram. Me and Pink Panther are having a feud for unreturned garden tools.

Oh, shit. (Gets shot in the head by Deadpool and dies)

Gramma Alice Green
I did.

Yes.

Thank you.

Pizza Boy
Why, you!

Aw, shit! (gets shot in the head by Deadpool)

Flynn Rider and Lance Strongbow
Flynn Rider: Why me?

Lance Strongbow: Why would we do that?

Andy Davis
Yes, your honor. I swear! The toys came alive! They're alive!

Yes, all of them!

I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP!

See?! I told you the toys are alive, didn't I?! But, you never believed me!!!! I found out about, too!!!!

Yes. Thanks for the help, Floyd, Dusty.

Queen Chrysalis
OH FUCK CELESTIA!! (Gets shot in the head by Deadpool and dies)

Rob
Yep. I'm the one who taking Nicole's twenty dollars from her purse, using Richard's toothbrush and stealing Anais' Daisy the Donkey doll Oh, well. Jail here I come.

Bendy
Yes. I was blaming Edurado, Wilt, Coco and Bloo, lying to Mr. Herriman and Frankie, and doing bad things and blame others for it

Eh. Not matter. Jail's not that bad.

Johnny Weir
That’s not true. That never happened.

Aw, poop. (Gets shot in the head by Deadpool and dies)

Goldilocks
I feel terrible for what I've done! I have a confession! Oh, shit. (Gets shot in the head by Deadpool)

Sheriff Nichols
Correction. I framed Peter, Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire for drug possession

Aw, damn. (Gets shot by Deadpool in the head and dies)

Jimmy (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
That's right. I'm the one who framing the Eds for ruining "Friendship Day". It starts with a missing paintbrush that he knew one of the Eds would be blamed for. With the other kids distracted, he sacrificed his shoulder padding in order to wipe off Plank's mouth, and then tucked the rag into Edd's back pocket. After that, he only needed to frame Eddy, who would of course be heartless enough to throw a hockey stick through their Friendship Day heart. However, Jimmy knew his innocence had to be preserved, and as such he chose a patsy in the form of Rolf to lead the Eds off the trail. Feeling more confident, he proceeded to plant fake clues, including the bootprint and, of course, the jujubes. Along the way, he managed to kidnap Jonny, tie him up, and stick jujubes all over the boy before going off for the most treacherous part of the plan: getting the Kankers to agree to help me out.

Aw, man. Jail is not so bad.

Luigi Risotto, Agnes Skinner and Stuart (The Simpsons)
Luigi Risotto: Mamam Mia! (Gets shot in the head by Deadpool and dies)

Agnes Skinner: Goodbye, cruel world! (Gets shot in the head by Deadpool and dies)

Stuart (The Simpsons): My career has ended now. (Gets shot in the head by Deadpool and dies)

Mrs. Samson, Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon, Selma Bouvier and Noah's Mother
Mrs. Samson: Well, poop. (Gets shot in the head by Deadpool and dies)

Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh, dear. (Gets shot in the head by Deadpool and dies)

Selma Bouvier: Worth a shot. (Gets shot in the head by Deadpool and dies)

Noah's Mother: Just kill me already. (Gets shot in the head by Deadpool and dies)

Sid Philips
Why, yes, your honor, the toys are alive.

It's the truth. I saw them with my own eyes.

In the end, I win! Ha, ha, ha!

Yes. Thank you, Floyd and Dusty.