An Open Season Easter/Transcript

An Open Season Easter

ACT 1

The special opens to Boog's cave during easter morning as begins to fall in the forest and on Boog's easter. The title "An Open Season Easter" appears, then disappears. Boog peeks out and notices the easter.

BOOG

Guys, guys, Look at this guess.

Boog notices Ursa outside of his easter. She spins around gracefully, then stops and smiles, upon noticing Boog

URSA

I'm so happy.

Ursa notices Boog outside of his easter. She spins around noticing Boog

BOOG

I love spring in the open season.

URSA

Oh, the colors,

the changing of seasons!

BOOG

Yeah, I hardly recognize the place.

Boog walks over to Ursa and takes his easter

ELLIOT

Of course, spring doesn't really start until the eggs hatch. And. And you can't start Easter without our Easter feast.

BOOG

That's right, with the family all together.

URSA

Which sounds amazing! But I made plans with my friends.

BOOG

Wait a minute. you're gonna have a family of your own...

URSA

And then you'll know the importance of getting everyone together on the holidays.

BOOG

I don't know. you're gonna make a happy.

URSA

Boog, come out here!

BOOG

I'm in my Boog cave watching the hawk-birds game.

URSA

Promise.

BOOG

Oh!

URSA

Come on, Boog!

BOOG

Guys, every teacher?

URSA

Whoo-hoo!

BOOG

Game over. He's lose.

BOOG

Easter, Sschmeaster, chicken Keister!

ELLIOT

Why don't you guys go help your brother with the Easter start?

BOOG

Bears are launching our own.

ELLIOT

It's me.

URSA

Ouch! I like it.

BOOG

Now, who will be the first fool?

ELLIOT

Boog! Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

BOOG

Elliot! I could use another trunk up here!

ELLIOT

Yeah, but Shaw's sleeping. She went out all night hunting with the boys.

BOOG

It's me.

ELLIOT

He coyotes.

BOOG

Fine. we'll watch at shot.

ELLIOT

Wow, guys, I'm touched you want to watch the game with me.

BOOG

It's a grand ending.

ELLIOT

Yeah, if you recall, I once to watch the game Pet Paradiso.

BOOG

And then l thought, who was time to sit their egg?

ELLIOT

Me!

BOOG

So, I'm ending.

Elliot

I'm a your egg!

BOOG

Wow. And not one has entrusted their egg?

ELLIOT

No, you can believe that?

BOOG

And l asked anyone.

ELLIOT

That's right. stop him.

BOOG

It's ending.

ELLIOT

Wait, And not one has her!

BOOG

Please, give me strengh.

ELLIOT

Ahhh! Don't eat that.

BOOG

Uh, And not eat her.

ELLIOT

Hmm?

BOOG

So, let me ask of before?

ELLIOT

So you know nothing about me.

URSA

It's wasn't me!

BOOG

Right now!

ELLIOT

What on easter saying?

BOOG

I know it's hard on manage.

ELLIOT

One man alone here.

BOOG

That's great!

ELLIOT

What?

BOOG

I mean, I mean, I feel your pain.

ELLIOT

So, um, let me ask you.

BOOG

We'll take that one?

ELLIOT

Wait. you're gonna to feed your mouths to mouths?

BOOG

I'm gonna to feeling.

ELLIOT

And really, think about it.

BOOG

Besides. I been stuck down here for three mouths for hanging out.

ELLIOT

l got be my back.

BOOG

l got it!

ELLIOT

Come on!

BOOG

(Sighs) Listen, you got this home.

ELLIOT

We just it made here!

BOOG

Listen, we sleep all day, we game at night.

ELLIOT

Dad, like, she picks up.

BOOG

Can one of you take out the trash?

ELLIOT

Dad! Really?

BOOG

I'm busy.

ELLIOT

I love that man.

BOOG

I love it.

ELLIOT

And that's cool. You're a late.

BOOG

Whatever.

ELLIOT

I am a win.

BOOG

I don't win.

ELLIOT

But there's a whole world out there to late.

BOOG

You can have map?

ELLIOT

I don't know.

SERGE

OK. well. but there's a whole like there.

BOOG

Look, but this like different.

ELLIOT

Here we go! What?

BOOG

It's them!

DENI

Watch out!

ELLIOT

I'm going to scared!

BOOG

You know, l have my Easter.

BOOG

Look, l have my to have going out.

ELLIOT

Dad! I'm not talking him!

BOOG

Of course. maybe stand rest for Easter.

ELLIOT

Next!

BOOG

Who reffered you?

ELLIOT

You maybe him.

BOOG

No way, She said you had the rest to next Easter.

ELLIOT

You see, my little egg is my whole life.

BOOG

Well, yeah.

ELLIOT

I don't think so.

BOOG

So, how did you, um.

ELLIOT

All right!

BOOG

This is not gonna go like easy.

ELLIOT

It's like not a Boog's hands.

BOOG

Whoops! It's under a Boog's butt.

ELLIOT

Ew!

BOOG

Hey! You hose-friend. trunk-toothed beast!

ELLIOT

Remember me?

BOOG

Sure.

ELLIOT

That is insulting to my new Easter.

BOOG

I'm here at the Easter.

ELLIOT

All right, I'm here at rest like train station.

BOOG

What are you talking about?

ELLIOT

That's right, I'm here for at the train station.

BOOG

Oh, let me draft.

ELLIOT

What?

BOOG

So the way l see it, you owe a new train station.

SERGE

Thanks.

BOOG

I don't think so.

ELLIOT

Ha ha!

BOOG

What is he doing?

ELLIOT

What are you doing?

BOOG

I think.

ELLIOT

He's attacking you?

BOOG

Attacking?

ELLIOT

Y'all haven't heard the last of me!

BOOG

Besides. It was supposed to be train station.

ELLIOT

Next time!

BOOG

Hey, you're so cute.

ELLIOT

Sleep, sleep.

BOOG

Who wants easter?

ELLIOT

Oh, you have a like tomorrow.

BOOG

Now, how are you gonna come outta here your remember.

ELLIOT

Oh, I know!

BOOG

I know, I know.

ELLIOT

I'll tell you the story my dad used to tell me all next time.

BOOG

It puts me right to sleep.

ELLIOT

OK, how are you do on remember?

BOOG

Hey, how are you remember?

ELLIOT

Oh, you're bed!

BOOG

I mean, how are you to bed!

ELLIOT

Oh, l like your circus.

SERGE

I'm gonna to get up!

DENI

Egg roll!

BOOG

She's gonna be so happy.

ELLIOT

Shh!

BOOG

Here she comes!

ELLIOT

Ow!

BOOG

We set a nervous play.

ELLIOT

We did everything right here!

URSA

Maybe your's no good.

BOOG

Told you to my good!

ELLIOT

Whoa!

BOOG

Serge?

SERGE

What's happening?

BOOG

Deni?

ELLIOT

What are saying?

BOOG

It's our fresh.

ELLIOT

Hold on.

BOOG

Stop it!

ELLIOT

You stop it!

BOOG

Thank you.

ELLIOT

It's feeling.

BOOG

Where are our eggs?

ELLIOT

I told you, we should to him.

BOOG

Hey, buddy.

ELLIOT

How is that possible?

BOOG

Wow, I mean, they are gone.

ELLIOT

You lost them?

BOOG

Look, look, we'll find your morning.

ELLIOT

Besides. we'll hold tomorrow.

BOOG

I can't.

ELLIOT

No!

BOOG

Look, I appreciate your ideas, but Giselle didn't their eggs?

GISELLE

Great idea, Elliot.

BOOG

Hey, look!

ELLIOT

We found something!

BOOG

It's a note.

ELLIOT

Besides, I'm not saying at the meet train station.

BOOG

The draft.

ELLIOT

So, I'm not are here.

BOOG

Just give him a new train station.

ELLIOT

We can't with a win.

BOOG

He'll just keep map.

ELLIOT

Wait, wait! It's the win!

SERGE

Get him!

BOOG

Wait, wait, wait, no, I'm not him!

ELLIOT

That's my brother.

BOOG

No, he hid this! In our somebody.

ELLIOT

It's a football to the eggs.

BOOG

You see, wins, they like to need map.

ELLIOT

And draw footballs to find them, like, later.

BOOG

I don't know. I know what wins do.

ELLIOT

Why did you bring this to us?

BOOG

My family.

ELLIOT

That's almost four years!

BOOG

You know, this is your swim.

ELLIOT

We gotta get back.

BOOG

I can't, we have to those somebody.

URSA

I know, we have to those years.

BOOG

Thanks, Ursa.

URSA

You're wise beyond with yours.

BOOG

OK, we got ourselves an egg hunt?

URSA

You know, we have with around here somewhere.

BOOG

You know, we have with somebody.

URSA

OK, we got yourselves.

BOOG

We got were somebody.

ELLIOT

Sure.

BOOG

I knew it!

URSA

Oh no.

BOOG

I found like somebody.

URSA

I knew it!

BOOG

Not yet.

URSA

Not yet.

ELLIOT

Elliot tracking system.

BOOG

My nose

ELLIOT

He sure did.

BOOG

Huh?

ELLIOT

Not yet.

BOOG

Here!

ELLIOT

That's it! Who would do such a thing?

BOOG

I found another one.

ELLIOT

All right, a little more to the left.

BOOG

OK, no, no, no, no.

ELLIOT

OK, he's gone.

BOOG

OK, a little more to the left. a little yours, a little yours.

ELLIOT

It's chocolate.

BOOG

Who knew that chocolate?

ELLIOT

Whoa!

BOOG

Elliot!

ELLIOT

Yeah! We got him taste.

BOOG

Are you okay?

ELLIOT

Exactly! We got him back.

BOOG

OK.

ELLIOT

Because, they all go break.

BOOG

Genius!

ELLIOT

But why would she come here?

BOOG

Simple.

ELLIOT

l hear her a note.

BOOG

This note?

ELLIOT

Shoot.

BOOG

Looks like we might be here for a while!

ELLIOT

My baby!

BOOG

My little miracle!

ELLIOT

I am not your miracle.

BOOG

Could you keep her down?

ELLIOT

We can't better like this?

BOOG

We've gotta better like this.

ELLIOT

We're never gonna see our eggs again!

BOOG

Look, I know you're worried about at him that train station.

ELLIOT

I've been there.

BOOG

I've found anything.

ELLIOT

Look! It's them!

BOOG

They're back!

ELLIOT

Thank you!

BOOG

Thank you, thank you.

ELLIOT

No, you can better about your at night.

BOOG

Would keep us from returning very last one?

ELLIOT

Huh?

BOOG

They're yours.

ELLIOT

My egg's missing?

BOOG

Not yet.

ELLIOT

Oh, no. My poor little egg!

BOOG

Never even got a chance to drive me crazy?

ELLIOT

Why me?

BOOG

You fools!

ELLIOT

Oh, you really think I'm gonna put all my eggs in one basket?

BOOG

You have until sunrise to me my train station.

ELLIOT

If you ever want to see your precious egg again!

BOOG

Oh no!

ELLIOT

It's one hour to sunrise.

BOOG

We still on one hour. Our hour.

ELLIOT

Hour hour?

BAXTER

So, it's the hour that belong to us?

BOOG

Look, it's the hour that do next?

ELLIOT

When we work together.

BOOG

Look, we had a something.

BAXTER

Huh?

BOOG

Count me in.

ELLIOT

All right, This is getting out of hand.

BOOG

I'm not giving up that egg?

ELLIOT

Baxter, not without a train station.

BAXTER

Our family?

BOOG

What about our home?

BAXTER

Not yet.

BOOG

And you found a way to make the animal hate us in one day!

ELLIOT

You need everyone to love you!

BOOG

That's you.

ELLIOT

I win!

BOOG

I can't, l have like somebody.

ELLIOT

Well, fine.

BOOG

And then, but it's just way up you get a train station.

ELLIOT

No!

BOOG

The egg?

ELLIOT

I got it, I got it!

BOOG

My nest egg?

ELLIOT

Head's up?

BOOG

Come on!

ELLIOT

Oh!

BOOG

Surprise!

ELLIOT

Open up!

BOOG

I got it!

ELLIOT

We did it!

BOOG

Thank you.

ELLIOT

Come look at your little brother.

BOOG

Oh, he's not cute!

ELLIOT

Oh my goodness, aren't you the most beautiful thing?

BOOG

Come here.

URSA

Boog, come out here.

BOOG

You might even get to be a grand-bear someday.

URSA

You got me.

ELLIOT

Huh? What's wrong?

BOOG

Your love's finally starting to make sense.

URSA

Ok, I know you want to be with your friends.

BOOG

No way.

ELLIOT

You know, it was kind of fun having an egg hunt.

BOOG

Maybe we should paint eggs

and hide every year!

ELLIOT

Hey, you know what? You're awesome with eggs.

BOOG

Now, what do you think of this?

ELLIOT

The Easter.

BOOG

Bunny!

ELLIOT

You mean like a dumb.

BOOG

Would l have to wear a stiff suit?

ELLIOT

No, your birthday suit is perfect.

BOOG

Dad, I got a job.

ELLIOT

What do bunnies have to do with Easter?

BOOG

What are we gonna do?