Thread:DonaldoC1997/@comment-25892114-20191202224309/@comment-25892114-20191205030834

George: ...I'm gonna watch something else. (Switches the channel, and becomes very interested in what he sees next) Ooh...

Frank: What kind of show is this?

George: Not sure, but I'm very interested.

Pennywise: (on TV, walking in the sewers) Hello, children! It's me, Pennywise, the dancing clown! Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse? (silence as he puts his hand behind his ear) Well, alright! Let's go!

(It then shows a large, empty area as Pennywise appears again)

Pennywise: Oh! I almost forgot! To make the clubhouse appear, we have to say... the magic words. The Joker sucks ass! Say it with me! (makes a scary face) THE JOKER, SUCKS, ASS!

(Then, a clubhouse appears as the camera shows around it while Pennywise and other random horror movie villains appear)

Voice: (VO) Who lives in the sewers under Derry?

Kids: (VO) Pennywise the Dancing Clown!

Voice: (VO) Malicious and white and heartless is he!

Kids: (VO) Pennywise the Dancing Clown!

Voice: (VO) If fear and terror be something to exist.

Kids: (VO) Pennywise the Dancing Clown!

Voice: (VO) Then dance like It as you insist.

Kids: (VO) Pennywise the Dancing Clown!

Voice: (VO) Ready?!

Kids and Voice: (VO) Pennywise the Dancing Clown, Pennywise the Dancing Clown, Pennywise the Dancing Clown!

Voice: (VO) Pennywise, The Dancing Clown! (laughs)

(The title card appears as Pennywise appears and plays a flute, with him briefly making another scary face)

George: ...I honestly expected him to say, "You'll Float Too".

(Inspired by this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LXZw7OtMeg, and my theme song thing at that incorrect CTSB quotes blog)