Colonel Bleep and the Uncharted Earth/Transcript

Part One: A New Mission
''Deep in the heart of space, a flying saucer called the Soundac travels in the speed of light. The pilot, named Colonel Bleep, appears to be taking the journey seriously.''

Col. Bleep (narrating): I know what your mind is saying. A lone alien traveling to a planet that's nothing like mine. A planet enclosed in the universe's deep subconscious, advanced yet slightly primitive. If your guessing Earth, then you're correct, but this is not where my story starts, no. That all begin 42 years ago.

A flashback reveals Bleep's home planet: Futura as well as Bleep in his youthful years.

Col. Bleep: My name is Lucius Morningstar Bleep, but call me Colonel Bleep and this is my home planet, Futura: space capital of the universe. Growing up, I was born gifted and managed to graduate school at eight grades ahead of the other kids my age. At that time, my biggest dream was to the join the Futura High Command: the interplanetary intelligence agency that fought for peace and justice across space. Though in my childish perspective, if you were in the FHC, you could travel to whatever planet you entered in short bursts and even create futomic energy in less than a second. Then again, it was a lot more complicated than how I imagined.

Bleep is seen training in getting into the Futura High Command in a military school.

Col. Bleep (narrating): Of course, I had to train my whole body so that the FHC could accept me. Even though I was far more intelligent than the futurians of my age, I had to be at least 18 in order to join the agency.

Bleep is seen getting his first FHC space helmet during a special ceremony.

Col. Bleep (narrating): Eventually, all that training and studying paid off for becoming an assistant space deputy in the FHC: the lowest ranking.

A series of photo frames reveal Bleep reaching up to higher ranks.

Col. Bleep (narrating): During 24 years of service, I did countless jobs other than just fighting evil and defending my home planet: I made unique inventions. I got to interfere with other beings from allied planets. Also, I was a war veteran.

Several scenes reveal Bleep fighting against certain evil doers.

Col. Bleep (narrating): Just like how no one is perfect, no one is a perfect warrior. In some battles I won and I lost in some others. However, I chose to pull myself from failure since I vowed to not fail the FHC.

Bleep is then observing the stars alone.

Col. Bleep (narrating): Even though I did what the FHC commanded me to, I also wish I could explore the universe and its beauty, just like all the other officers. Then one day when I was titled the Command Sergeant 12 years ago, me and several scientists discovered something breathtaking in a distant planet.

Sergeant Bleep and the scientists observe a view of Earth in the computers from their futomic radarscopes.

Scientist #1: Psst! Sergeant, you need to see this. It’s kind of important.

Sergeant Bleep: See what exactly?

One of the computers feature what appears to be a nuclear explosion.

Sergeant Bleep: An explosion?

Scientist #2: Not just any explosion. It’s an explosion that appears to be blasted from some sort of chemicals, but we’re not sure which kind or what kind of bomb that thing came from.

Sergeant Bleep: That’s terrifying, but also fascinating at the same time.

The computers feature more nuclear explosions as time went on.

Col. Bleep (narrating): The explosion that we saw only gave us interest in a planet that we thought was not worthy of investigation, and that planet is…well you guessed it: Earth. As time passed on, we discovered more of these bombs that made the same kind of explosions. They appeared to be missiles that soared out of Earth’s stratosphere and eventually crashed down the surface doing those massive blowouts.

The computers then feature the launch of Sputnik 1.

Col. Bleep (narrating): 12 years later, when was finally ranked as the Colonel, we discovered another invention made by the earthlings: Earth’s first artificial satellite.

In an auditorium Colonel Bleep is then explaining his preparations for his first mission to Earth.

Col. Bleep (narrating): Because of that satellite and the bombs, us futurians were dying to know more about Earth, so they assigned myself to investigate the planet alone.

A montage of Bleep features himself putting on his futomic armor and heading towards the rocket ship, meanwhile in a nearby station, a group of scientists prepare for the grand rocket launch.

Scientist #3: This is the control station calling to Col. Bleep. Do you copy? Over.

Col. Bleep: Yes, I copy. Is the launchpad fully constructed for liftoff. Over.

Scientist #3: The launchpad is fully constructed and the rocket attached to the flying saucer is securely wired. In just a few moments, the ignition sticks will be fully obtained and the countdown will begin soon enough. At this time, please remain seated while you stand by for your adventure. Over.

Col. Bleep: Copy that. All systems are a go. I request permission to launch, if it’s about time. Over.

Col. Bleep buckles up his seat belt while turning on the power switches.

Scientist #3: Roger that Colonel, permission is granted. Wishing you the best of luck on your journey. Over and out.

As the scientist is about to push the launch button, the timer begins to tick.

Announcer: T-Minus, fifteen seconds.

Just as the rocket is about to launch, Col. Bleep breathes deeply as he clutches his hands to the saucer's yoke.

Announcer: 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...Ignition.

The rockets begins to burst out of fire and reaches for the skies.

Announcer: Liftoff!

''The rocket departs from Futura's atmosphere to outer space. It then breaks apart leaving out the flying saucer.''

Scientist #3: This is the control station calling to Col. Bleep. Congrats on a successful blast. Do you copy? Over

Col. Bleep: Yes I copy. I’m currently orbiting the Nova System. All hyper-speed systems are a go and will begin momentarily.

''The hyperdrive begins to reach full power. Bleep controls the Soundac to its direction towards the Solar System.''

Scientist #3: We won’t be able to contact you in hyper speed, but please send us a message whether you reach your destination or not. Over.

Col. Bleep: Roger that. Over and out.

''Bleep takes another deep breath right before he prepares for hyper speed. The Soundac travels as fight as light until it reaches the Oort Cloud.''

Part Two: The Caveman Awakens
After the Soundac has successfully reaches the Solar System, Colonel Bleep records his first travel journal entry.

Col. Bleep (narrating): Colonel’s log, stardate -365206.0662734652. The Soundac has successfully reached the Solar System through hyper speed. Although it still has not entered Earth, its destination planet, due to the fact that the ship needs to orbit the other planets behind it. This journal along with future travel log journals will be submitted to the Futura High Command back on planet Futura. This is Colonel Bleep signing off.

''The Soundac begins orbiting the following celestial objects: Pluto, Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, Jupiter, the Asteroid Belt, and Mars. While passing the Earth's moon, Bleep is unaware of an incoming meteor shower until the danger alarms turn off.''

Computer: Red alert! Red alert! Danger! Danger! Meteors ahead!

Col. Bleep: What?!

Bleep notices the meteors up ahead.

Col. Bleep: Great Galaxies. Looks like I’ll have to engage with the auto avoidance system. Computer, activate all auto avoidance systems.

Computer: All auto avoidance systems are activated. Please remain seated.

''Bleep controls the ship while trying to avoid the incoming meteors. Just as Bleep thought that he had averted all meteors, one of them hits an engine on the Soundac. This causes the ship to travel off course.''

Computer: Your main engine has been collided by a meteor. Results in landing may cause injury or death. Please proceed to your destination with caution.

Col. Bleep: Well, I’d rather land on earth injured than to die.

''Bleep activates the parachute button for the Soundac to release the safety parachute. The parachute swiftly brings the saucer down to the Earth's atmosphere and lands in a frigid glacier in Europe. The saucer suddenly slides down the slopes until it crash lands into a cave of ice.''

Computer: You have crashed.

''Bleep bursts the emergency door open and slowly sides down on a mound of snow. He then tries to communicate to the Futura High Command back home.''

Col. Bleep: Sizzling Saturns. The space-o-phone is damaged. The Soundac is damaged. This will all take weeks until I can leave this place.

Bleep activates his travel log.

Col. Bleep: Colonel’s log. The Soundac has reached Earth. Unfortunately, the ship has crash landed in an unexpected area. The temperature is at 0 degrees Celsius. The surface is covered in ice and snow. The air is frigid and it’s not possible for intelligent life to survive without the necessary equipment for cold, icy places. At this rate it may take me weeks until the ship is repaired and ready to depart from this strange terrain. This is Colonel Bleep signing off.

After finishing his travel log, Col. Bleep finds a block of ice with a strange figure inside.

Col. Bleep: A frozen figure?

Col. Bleep activates his futomic viso-scanner to get a more accurate look.

Col. Bleep: A male human stuck in cryostasis for 10,000 years, 11 months, and five days. Yet he’s still alive? Well there’s only one way to free this man.

''Col. Bleep uses his futomic energy to melt the ice. The ice begins to crack and explode into pieces. After the ice has shattered a strange figure emerges from the mist. The figure reveals Scratch: a giant caveman with a wooden club in hand. Col. Bleep peeks out from a rock and sees Scratch waking up from the cold temperature. Col. Bleep is surprised to see his first human contact.''

Scratch: *Yawn* *Stretches his back and scratches his head with his club* What the? Where am I? What time is it? Is it spring already? How long did I sleep? Am I alone in this place?

Col. Bleep: *Ahem* Greetings fellow earthling. I am Colonel Bleep from the planet Futura and I come to Earth in the means of peace and not…

Scratch: Who said that?!

Scratch begins to wield his club and nearly hits Col. Bleep.

Scratch: Hello? Anyone here?

Col. Bleep: Sir, I’m right here. Below you.

Scratch: Oh, it was you. Aw, you’re so tiny I would have smashed you alive. Let me just pick you so it doesn’t happen again.

Col. Bleep: Woah, hey. No need to do that.

Without hesitation, Scratch picks up Col. Bleep, but the spaceman flies out of the caveman's way with his gyroblades.

Col. Bleep: I can fly, so no need to carry me. Anywho, you’re one of the humans?

Scratch: And you’re a flying ant with two legs and no fangs.

Col. Bleep: No, I’m a futurian. It’s obvious you’ve never met one until now.

Scratch: Well I bet it's obvious you have never met a human like me until now. Anyway, my name’s Clive Rockwell Scratch, but all my friends call me Scratch.

Col. Bleep: Well, Scratch let me start over with my formal introduction. *Ahem* Greetings, Scratch. I am Colonel Lucius Morningstar Bleep from the planet Futura and I come to your planet in the means of peace. There. I said my name. You’re welcome.

Scratch: Do I just call you Bleep or what?

Col. Bleep: Call me Colonel Bleep. Not Mr. Bleep, Dr. Bleep, deputy, sergeant, commander, major, captain, lieutenant, you get the idea.

Scratch: How did you get from this Futura place to here?

Col. Bleep: It was a rough journey. My starship got hit by a meteor and I crash landed in a place that I’m not supposed to be, which is here. Then again, if it wasn’t for that meteor I wouldn’t be able to unfreeze you from ice or…share my issues with someone.

Scratch: What’s a meteor?

Col. Bleep: Flying rocks from outer space. You know, like shooting stars.

Scratch: Aren’t shooting stars supposed to be tiny.

Col. Bleep: Not quite. The worst part is that they can cause minimal to great damage if they hit something or something.

Scratch: So you’re saying that a not-so-tiny shooting star damaged your “starship” and you came here by accident?

Col. Bleep: Affirmative.

Scratch: Wow, that is utterly confusing, but also horrible. Seriously, though you deserve a lot better.

Col. Bleep: Thank you.

Scratch: No pressure, Bleep.

Col. Bleep: Follow me, I’ll show you where the Soundac is.

Scratch follows Col. Bleep to the Soundac, which is badly damaged.

Col. Bleep: Just be careful inside. I need to fix the power first.

''While Col. Bleep repairs the ship's electrical power, Scratch slowly enters the inside, but his wooden club gets stuck. Scratch uses his might to pull the club inside. Right when he gets the club inside he trips and topples towards Col. Bleep and the power cabinet. Despite hitting his friend, the force between Scratch and Col. Bleep causes the power cabinet to restore the ship's power.''

Col. Bleep: Scratch, watch where you’re going…wait…what?! How did you…did you get the power back on?

Scratch: Hey, it’s not my fault that my club couldn’t fit into this door. Sorry you had to see that clumsy side of me, though.

Col. Bleep: It's fine, it's fine. At least the power is restored.

Scratch suddenly notices the food cabinet with space food packages.

Scratch: *Gasp* You brought food! Funny thing since I’m finally awake from my winter hibernation, I haven’t eaten breakfast yet.

Col. Bleep: Hibernation? Breakfast? It’s actually night out here and when exactly do you believe hibernation ends?

Scratch: The springtime!

Just as Scratch is eating up a breakfast package, Col. Bleep checks for the Earth's time and season.

Col. Bleep: Scratch, I think you’re mistaking the time. There’s just a few things you need to catch up with.

Scratch: Hmm?

Col. Bleep: Well first of all, at least according to this galactic clock, we’re currently in the season of fall in the northern hemisphere of Earth. Secondly you were trapped in cryostasis, meaning your entire body was suspended in ice, which prevented you from aging or having your body changed. Third, well…you may have been frozen for…

Scratch: Wait how long?

Col. Bleep nervously reveals the amount of time Scratch was frozen.

Scratch: TEN THOUSAND YEARS!? Oh no, this is terrible. I’ve been stuck in ice for longer than I should have, all my friends and family are dead, and the world has probably changed a lot since then? Why couldn’t you have freed me from ice earlier?

Col. Bleep: I don’t really know. If I had met you many years back, I’m not sure if I had the knowledge of unfreezing people.

Scratch: But everyone I know and love are literally dead!

Col. Bleep: Woah simmer down Scratch. At least, you finally had someone to unfreeze.

Scratch: Is that supposed to make me feel better? If you lost a baby dinosaur or a baby mammoth back in ten thousand years and I said, “Well I least I unfroze you even though everyone you knew and loved is dead!” How would that affect you?

Col. Bleep: It would affect me…badly? Although, couldn’t you have the techniques to unfreeze those who were stranded in ice, or did that not exist?

Scratch: Not that I know of, but let me be honest with you, buddy. I’m really not the smartest guy around. Like how klutzy I was when I tried to get my club in this “starship” place or how I made a huge mess out of everything and people blamed it all on me, even if it was just an accident. *sigh* I guess all that’s left now is to move from the distant past.

''All of the sudden, Scratch and Col. Bleep here a strange rumbling sound. Bleep's antenna start to blink red as Scratch's nose begins to twitch.''

Scratch: *gasp* My nose is twitching!

Col. Bleep: My antenna is blinking red.

Col. Bleep and Scratch: Something’s wrong!

''The rumble grows louder on the outside. Col. Bleep and Scratch realize that large shards of ice are crumbling down. One of them falls straight down, but Scratch uses his own club to break it apart, much to Col. Bleep’s surprise. Another ice shard falls down, but Col. Bleep quickly uses his futomic energy to annihilate the ice, much to Scratch’s surprise.''

Scratch: You used lightning?

Col. Bleep: You used super strength?

Scratch: *gasp* I still have my strength!

Col. Bleep: Is that a special power of some sort?

Scratch: Yeah pretty much. I’ve been able to lift boulders since I was born. I don’t know where it came from, but my parents always said it was a special gift. I bet you were born special with those lightning powers.

Col. Bleep: Actually it’s called futomic energy. It’s stronger than lightning, but I’m not born with it. It’s practically a weapon that only the fiercest futurians can use. Though, you seem a lot more capable than you realize. You know what this means right?

Scratch: I can completely move on with the past?

Col. Bleep: No, what I meant is that you still have great power. While I carry a great power that must be used responsibly and if we combine our powers together…

Col. Bleep and Scratch: ...we can use it to protect ourselves from the dangers of Earth!

Scratch: And find a new home?

Col. Bleep: And we’ll find a safe place in this world. But right now, we have to fix this ship and we’ll be out of this freezing glacier in no time.

As the days pass Scratch helps Col. Bleep repair the Soundac.

Col. Bleep (narrating): Colonel’s log, stardate: -365188.12671232875. It’s been a week since I crash landed on Earth. While I landed in an unexpected area, I managed to find a lost human being who was in cryostasis for ten millennia. While he may have trouble catching up with the world’s current time, he does show to be honest, good natured, and incredibly strong. With his help, he and I managed to repair the Soundac after seven days. Now he’ll be joining in my journey while we continue to study Earth.

Scratch: So Colonel, where do we start on this journey?

Col. Bleep: Somewhere, where none of us has gone before. Hold on tight. We’re about to stand by for adventure.

As Col. Bleep takes command of the ship, the Soundac successfully flies out of the glacier to begin a proper journey on Earth.

Part Three: The Little Puppet
''Twelve years ago, the first nuclear bomb creates its infamous explosion. Elsewhere an abandoned toy factory is triggered by the explosion’s shockwave by having its power malfunction. In one of the rooms a small puppet, named Squeak, is electrocuted from a light bulb.''

Squeak: *squeaks in shock*

''Squeak’s shadow reveals that he was brought to life, yet he knew nothing of himself. Twelve years have passed, as we are featured with Colonel bleep and Scratch continue their journey around the world.''

Scratch: So Bleep, what made you come to this world in the first place?

Col. Bleep: Well it started twelve years earlier back in my home world. Me and some other futurians were observing Earth with our own futomic technology by witnessing a mysterious explosion. As the time passed, we discovered more explosions similar to the first one we saw before.

Scratch: What explosion?

Col. Bleep: I’ll show you.

Col. Bleep activates his computer to show an old recording of Earth.

Col. Bleep: This video shows a view of the Earth’s surface out in space. At that time, we managed to get a glimpse of the explosion.

The video reveals a trail of light flying out of the Earth’s atmosphere and falling back to the Earth’s surface.

Scratch: You’re saying the explosion came from a…

''Just as Scratch was about to finish his sentence, the explosion suddenly happened. The caveman is both shocked and speechless.''

Scratch: …shooting star?

Col. Bleep: Not a shooting star, but a missle. Sooner or later, the people of Earth had created more missiles which we had recorded on our futomic radarscope. Aside from these explosions, the rocket trails of these guided missiles were observed.

Col. Bleep then reveals a recording of Sputnik's launch.

Col. Bleep: After twelve years of observing the bombs, we then discovered that the earthlings have just launched what appears to be their first artificial satellite. It’s practically like the moon, only it's not natural, but man-made. And ever since the earthlings had made a new satellite, I was sent by Futura to investigate. Right now, the mysterious bombs are the first thing to go.

Scratch: For some reason, I'm starting to get excited in exploring a completely new and different world. Especially when they have a bunch of technology that I've never heard of.

Elsewhere in the Sacramento Mountains, Squeak is sleeping beside a log, when he suddenly hears the Soundac passing by.

Squeak: *squeaks in shock*

The puppet gets up and looks up to the morning sky, but sees nothing.

Squeak: *squeaks in confusion*

''Squeak opens his wooden chest and finds a telescope. He uses it to search for anything strange and sees the flying saucer heading to the woods. Much to his curiosity, Squeak plans to investigate. In the woods, Col. Bleep and Scratch find a place Soundac to land.''

Col. Bleep: Well we're here at our first stop. Los Alamos, New Mexico of the United States of America. Location of the world’s first mysterious explosion. The viso-scanner will give us a good analysis of the explosion sight far ahead.

''While Col. Bleep and Scratch investigate, Squeak sneaks into the woods and sees Soundac. The puppet climbs to one of the windows and uses all of his might to get inside. Squeak is surprised to see the ship's interior design and equipment. Just as he was about to touch the equipment, Squeak hears Col. Bleep and Scratch returning and hides under the colonel's bed.''

Scratch: Well that was kind of a breeze.

Col. Bleep: Maybe the first one was, but there’s a lot more we need to know about those bombs.

Col. Bleep transfers viso-scanner's data to the computer, while Squeak peeks out of the bed's curtains.

Col. Bleep: So according to what we saw, this explosion came from what the earthlings call an atomic bomb. Some people also call it a nuclear bomb or a fission. This bomb was made out of two chemical elements which are uranium and plutonium. The atoms in these elements split apart, which caused the first atomic explosion. Also according to scientists an atomic bomb’s explosion is measured in what they call kilotons. The one we're researching exploded to about 18.6 kilotons. After the bomb makes its infamous explosion, it spreads out a ginormous shockwave of electricity then it spreads a harmful radiation or a fallout produced by what earthlings called gamma waves.

Scratch: Can it kill people?

Col. Bleep: Affirmative. Although we discovered another kind of explosion that looked far much stronger than this one.

Col. Bleep reveals an old recording of Earth made back in 1952.

Col. Bleep: This one was recorded five years ago. As you can see, the missile created an even larger explosion in one of Earth’s oceans.

The recording shows a thermonuclear explosion, which looked much larger the atomic explosion.

Scratch: It looks the same as that other explosion.

Col. Bleep: Not quite.

''Col. Bleep then reveals both recordings of the explosions. Squeak watches in secret, noticing that he had recognized these explosions in the past.''

Col. Bleep: Now you see what I mean?

Scratch: *nods speechlessly*

''Later on, the Soundac flies to Enewetak Atoll: home of the first hydrogen explosion. As the ship scouts the island, Squeak sneaks out of the and explores the ship without trying to get caught.''

Col. Bleep: Alright, now this bomb is what earthlings call a hydrogen bomb which has the same effects as the atomic bomb, only they explode in the range of megatons which are much larger than kilotons. This bomb is made out of the elements of hydrogen and helium only they fuse together, which causes the explosion. While its energy is far more stronger than atomic energy, I’m not quite sure how both of these compare with futomic energy.

Scratch: How’s that gonna work?

Col. Bleep: Our only chance is to gather the necessary elements that those bombs are made of.

''Elsewhere, Squeak sees the observation deck and checks out the radar scope. Just as he is about to take a look, the puppet hears Col. Bleep and Scratch entering the room. He escapes the observatory deck before he could get caught.''

Squeak: *squeaks in shock*

Col. Bleep: So right now, we’ll find some uranium and plutonium. Then we’ll search for hydrogen and helium. Our nearest place for finding uranium is in the underground of a lake in Canada.

''The Soundac lands in Lake Cigar in Saskatchewan, Canada. Squeak secretly watches Col. Bleep and Scratch depart the ship. He then takes his chance in viewing the radar scope. Much to his astonishment, Squeak gets a vibrant glimpse Solar System.''

Col. Bleep: Alright Scratch, prepare for underground landing. Here we go.

As Col. Bleep creates a hole with his gyroblades, Scratch climbs down until his feet touches the underground.

Scratch: Okay, now to find some uranium. I’m betting it’s rich with that stuff.

While Col. Bleep searches for some uranium, Scratch finds a strange looking ore and pulls out a chunk with his bare hands.

Col. Bleep: *gasp* Scratch, what are you doing?

Scratch: Finding the uranium rock. What? I never know the difference between other rocks.

Col. Bleep: Actually, it’s perfect. You got a large ore of uranium. I see there’s a plentiful amount of uranium and with someone strong as you, finding some uranium was kind of a breeze.

''Col. Bleep levitates Scratch and the uranium ore with his futomic powers. Back in the Soundac, Squeak is analyzing Scratch's club which was left inside. He suddenly sees Col. Bleep and Scratch return and hides under the bed again.''

Col. Bleep: Now we have uranium, when we can just use a good chunk of it to make some plutonium.

Scratch: I thought we were going someplace else to find.

Col. Bleep: Nonsense. Plutonium is a man-made element. Uranium on the other hand is a nature-made element and I’ve got just the right equipment to make plutonium.

While Squeak silently watches Col. Bleep use a reactor by adding two protons for every uranium atom, thus making the plutonium element.

Col. Bleep: There, two elements down. Two to go.

Scratch: Wow, Bleep, you’re right. Finding those elements is gonna be a breeze.

Col. Bleep: True, the first two were easy. The other two are largely found in the Earth’s sun.

Scratch: And those are…

Col. Bleep: Hydrogen and helium. A large abundance of them are found in the Earth’s sun, but it's too dangerous to go there. We could easily burn up there and die. I’ll have to check if those elements are searchable on Earth.

Scratch: Well, good luck with that, Bleep. Not sure how to find those elements here in this world, but we can both die trying.

Col. Bleep: Thanks, Scratch. We’ve been traveling all day. You should probably rest for tonight while I search for some locations.

Scratch: Okay, goodnight.

Col. Bleep: Goodnight.

''Later that night, the Soundac stops at the forest near Cigar Lake. While Scratch is sound asleep, Col. Bleep prepares for bed after searching for new places to explore. Meanwhile, Squeak is relieved that he has not been caught for a whole day. The next morning, Col. Bleep wakes ups and notices the wooden chest under his bed. He opens the chest and finds a sleepy little Squeak inside. The spaceman picks up the puppet and wonders how he got here.''

Squeak: *squeaks in shock*

Squeak threatens the space man with a slingshot and a rock.

Col. Bleep: Woah! Hey! Relax, kid. Didn’t mean to frighten you. I’m Colonel Bleep: Interplanetary intelligence agent of the Futura High Command. I come in peace. Now would you kindly put down your weapon?

''Squeak does not listen and throws the rock. However, Col. Bleep defends himself with his futomic energy.''

Col. Bleep: I told you to put down your weapon!

After realizing he is no match for Col. Bleep, Squeak drops the slingshot for good.

Col. Bleep: Thank you. Since you’re a stowaway. Who are you and how did you find my ship? Also are you made of wood? Where’s your mouth? Are you even a human?

Squeak gets a chalkboard from his chest and writes, "I am a wooden puppet and I found your ship while camping alone in the woods.".

Col. Bleep: So you found the ship on your own. You know that’s dangerous to wander off in the wild by yourself, but you did some clever work…for a little boy.

Scratch: Who are you talking to?

Squeak defends Col. Bleep with the slingshot and another rock

Col. Bleep: Kid, put down the weapon. Don’t hurt this guy. He’s a friend.

Scratch: What’s going on?

Squeak: *squeaks in surprise*

Col. Bleep: Uh…a little boy broke into the Soundac.

Squeak quickly hides under the bed.

Scratch: Let me see! I wanna know if it's a modern one or maybe one who was frozen ten thousand years ago.

Squeak: *squeaks in fear*

Col. Bleep: Hey it’s okay, little gut. Don’t worry he just wants to know you. That’s all. Just come out and you’ll be fine.

''Squeak slowly comes out of the bed and looks at Scratch for the first time. At a glance his and Scratch's eyes gleam with attraction and excitement.''

Scratch: Is he made of wood? Where’s his mouth?

Col. Bleep: I don’t think he was born with a mouth. Worse, I don’t think he has anyone to look after him.

Squeak gets a little closer Scratch.

Col. Bleep: Um…why are you two looking at each other like that?

Scratch: What? He’s adorable. Just look at those beady eyes, his rosy cheeks, and that wavy, red hair. He’s like a little tulip.

Squeak takes a closer look Scratch's face.

Squeak: *squeaks in curiosity*

Scratch: Hi! I’m Scratch. You know. *scratches his head with his wooden club*

Squeak: *scratches his hair and squeaks with joy*

Squeak climbs up to Scratch's head and snuggles with him on top.

Scratch: Aww, he likes me.

Col. Bleep: Well, at least he won’t try to harm us anytime soon. Let’s just make sure he doesn’t misbehave on the ship.

Later in the afternoon, Col. Bleep builds a voice box while Scratch takes watch Squeak.

Col. Bleep: So, little boy, I forgot to ask you this question. What’s your name?

Squeak: *pulls his head*

Scratch: *mimics the sound* That’s a strange name.

Col. Bleep: I think he was trying to make us guess what kind of sound he was making… (acts speechless) Wait a second. Squeak, is that your name? As in, Squeak the puppet?

Squeak nods.

Scratch: Hah, and I thought it was the other name. Though it fits him perfectly since he “squeaks” every time he moves. Am I right, little Squeak?

Scratch scrubs the puppet's hair as Squeak giggles with his body language.

Col. Bleep: Well Squeak, since you don’t have a mouth, I made this voice box. Hopefully it’ll work right so that you will be able to talk.

Squeak inserts the voice box inside his hollow body as it begins to activate.

Col. Bleep: Now just think of any word in mind.

Squeak: Hello? *squeaks in surprise* I think it's working. *gasp* It is working. I can finally talk with this thing. Thanks, pal. I’ve been waiting for my own voice my whole life!

Col. Bleep: It works. Now that you can finally speak, perhaps you can tell us about your past.

Squeak: My past? Well, it’s kind of hard to say.

Scratch: Hey we won’t tell anyone. It’ll be our little secret.

Squeak: *sigh* Fine. But, if you want me to tell you a story. Let me explain with a nice spotlight.

The lights dim with the exception of one light.

Squeak(narrating): Long ago, I felt absolutely nothing. Except for the darkness. Then when I woke up, I found myself in a strange giant factory and noticed a strange explosion.

A flashback features Squeak emerging to life while also witnessing the first atomic explosion.

Squeak(narrating): I didn’t know where it came from, but that bomb gave me the first memory of my life as well as a light that would pierce the darkness I felt.

The story transitions back to the present,

Col. Bleep: And do you remember when you first awakened?

Squeak: Actually, I don’t know.

Col. Bleep analyzes Squeak with his viso-scanner.

Col. Bleep: So far you’ve been alive for twelve years, two months, ten days.

Squeak: Oh that’s nice to know…oh wait a second. I’m twelve years old and yet I still look the same! Well, that doesn’t matter. What matters is that I continue my story.

The flashback continues with Squeak exploring the factory and meeting other living toys.

Squeak(narrating): After I was brought to life, the first thing I could do was explore this giant factory. But because the factory was so big, I could have the freedom to explore that place, but I wasn’t alone. In fact, I met other living toys. It turns out that the bomb brought all the other left out toys to life.

Squeak then decides to leave his old home in search for adventure in the outer world.

Squeak(narrating): As time went on, I started thinking about what lied out in the outside world, so I escaped out of a window and began my quest.

Squeak is seen exploring the town of Los Alamos, New Mexico.

Squeak(narrating): As soon as I left my old home, I discovered real living people and animals. The people were much taller than myself and even the biggest toys I’ve known of, especially the kids.

Squeak sneaks into a train that takes him to Hollywood, Los Angeles, California.

Squeak(narrating): Then one day, I spotted a giant train and took a ride. The ride was long, but took me to a magical, faraway place called Hollywood. I know this because the mountains said so. There was lots to see and do. That’s when I met other living puppets who were also brought to life from what they call the giant explosion.

Squeak and the other puppets are seen acting on stage as their performances are recorded on television.

Squeak(narrating): Together me and the other puppets starred in a TV show called the Puppet Players. In that show we acted out in classic stories, while dressing in costumes on the stage. Everyone loved our show and my life was complete ever since.

Suddenly, Squeak is kicked out of the studio.

Squeak(narrating): Or it was, until the show was canceled. I never thought it would come to this, but the guys who worked at the studio told me that we couldn’t be on TV anymore. Then they kicked me out like I was a pathetic has-been. I was alone, heartbroken, and scared. It felt like my life wasn’t complete after all.

Squeak looks up to the night sky with tears rolling from his eyes to his rosy cheeks.

Squeak(narrating): Sooner or later, I saw what looked like a flying star. I cried as it flew across the bright moon. Then it made me think of my old home back in Los Alamos. So I realized I had no choice but to turn back.

Squeak is riding the train back to Los Alamos.

Squeak(narrating): When I returned, I realized I could start over at the toy factory. I couldn’t wait to return, until I saw the factory being destroyed into smithereens.

Squeak is traumatized because his old home was destroyed.

Squeak(narrating): Just as I thought I could return home, I was heartbroken all over again.

The flashback ends and returns to the present.

Squeak: After everything that happened, I stayed in the woods for days until I saw your ship and I’ve been hiding in it since. Until you caught me red handed and forced me to foretell my tragic backstory. The End.

Col. Bleep and Scratch are speechless after Squeak finishes his story.

Col. Bleep: Great galaxies, that is a terrible story.

Scratch: And utterly confusing.

Squeak: Yeah, I knew you regret hearing this.

Col. Bleep: What, no. You must have gone through a lot of trouble, little Squeak. We’re sorry you felt so alone.

Squeak: It’s okay, you don’t need to apologize, now you know my past. Here in the present, I’m just trying to start something new in life.

Col. Bleep: Actually, you’re not the only one searching for a new home. You see, I’m from another planet and I came here to investigate any disturbances on Earth along with the rest of the Solar System. However, I crash landed in an icy glacier with a giant boulder of ice, which is how I met Scratch, who was frozen for ten thousand years. Now we’re just trying to tackle our research on nuclear bombs before we can find a place to live on Earth.

Squeak: What about Scratch?

Scratch: Me? You heard the colonel. I was frozen for ten thousand years. Can you imagine that? You wake up from an unexpected sleep and then, boom! Everyone you know and love are gone and the world has changed completely. Since then, I've barely started to learn about the modern world, but at least I have a friend to help me.