Disaster-ed Possible Pilot

Disaster-ed Possible Pilot is the pilot episode of S.H,A.K.S (Super Happy Average Kids Show)

Plot

Cast

Transcript

It begins with Phill entering Studio 42 Devon comes carrying two coffees. (he continues walking down)
 * Phill: I don't care what the network thinks, the show is a success. Yes its a PG show. Well your opinion is invalid Heather No we couldn't find a network to distribute it. What do you mean is cause kids aren't interested
 * Devon: Coffee?
 * Phil (takes a sip): Meh it's ok
 * Phil: Look my team is the biggest strongest and responsible cast and team that knows how to get things done.
 * Devon: Mainly me and you.
 * Phil: Stop being an egotist.
 * Devon: Everyone else is inferior.
 * Phil: It's a kids show Heather how bad could they mess up?


 * (PHILL pauses sees mess on floor)


 * Phill: Well here's the thing. sure I know that the show is a starting small but were planing to try out new things.Just as long as we could find the right network for it... I am mostly known for making dramas and scary shows. My most notable shows include Woman in White,Doctor Nightmare and even Drama:The Series. So running a kids show was egotistically crazy so when i was hired to do it. I had no idea what i got myself into.
 * Devon: You can do it!
 * Phill. are you stalking me?
 * Devon: I'm your assistant. Its my job to stalk you.
 * Phill: I don't remember hiring you..Bolbi Explain this.
 * Bolbi: You were drunk when you did it.
 * Phill: You know what I'll let it slide we can deal with that later next time I'll just call 4K to clean it up
 * back to Phill in his office studio lair
 * PhillL: Bolbi is like my advisor for the show.Whenever there is a mess.She's the one to pick it up and believe me the best part is she is cheap and been my advisor since Luming Flame so yeah, I would never have her fired

Intro then logo shows as it cuts to Phil back in his chair discussing with the camera


 * Phill: Well How Do I Explain How I Even Thought up this show well it took a lot of hard work to try and process So how did I think to not make it horror like or dramatic.
 * Devon: Sorry to interfere, But who are you talking to?
 * Phill: Devon do you mind I'm doing a video log diary?
 * Devon: Do I have one too?
 * Phill: Yeah everyone has one.

It cuts to Ashton frantically grabbing a mic pack as he runs towards 4K.


 * Ashton: Hey, I got the mic you asked for.
 * 4K: Yay! Now I can say words.
 * Ashton: Not just words. Your lines.
 * 4K: well that too but mostly words
 * Ashton: You're a lost cause.