Pandas! The Movie

Pandas! The Movie is a 2018 American/British/South African animated comedy adventure movie that was directed by Allias Salmon.

Summary
When Po takes over China as Emperor, it's up to Toothless to save China and stop him.

Cast

 * Kevin Michael Richardson as Toothless, the main protagonist.
 * Jack Black as good Po, a good panda
 * Jeremy Irons as bad Po, a bad panda and the main antagonis.
 * Angelina Jolie as Tigress, Shifu's master.
 * David Cross as Crane, a bird.
 * Lucy Liu as Viper, a snake who is Tigress friend.
 * Jackie Chan as Monkey, one of Shifu's students.
 * Seth Rogen as Mantis, a praying mantis who is Shifu's student.
 * Dustin Hoffman as Master Shifu, a Master and a teacher.
 * James Hong as Mr. Ping, Po's father.
 * Tom Hanks as Li Shan, Po's true father.
 * Ray Romano as Manny, a wooly mammoth.
 * John Leguizamo as Sid, a ground sloth.
 * Denis Leary as Diego, a saber-toothed tiger.
 * Chris Wedge as Scrat, a saber-toothed squirrel.
 * Queen Latifah as Ellie, a female wooly mammoth.
 * Seann William Scott and Josh Peck as Crash and Eddie, two twin brother opossums.
 * Keke Palmer as Peaches, a daugther of Manny and Ellie.
 * Simon Pegg as Buck, a weasel.
 * Wanda Sykes as Granny, a ground sloth and also Sid's grandmother.
 * Jennifer Lopez as Shira, a female saber-toothed tiger.
 * Adam DeVine as Julian, a member of The Herd and The Brat Pack.
 * Jessie J as Brooke, a British ground sloth.
 * Matthew Broderick as Simba, a lion.
 * Nathan Lane and Ernie Sabella as Pumbaa, a meerkat ans warthhog.
 * Moira Kelly as Nala, Simba's best friend.
 * Rowan Atkinson as Zazu, a red-billed hornbill.
 * Robert Guillaume as Rafiki, a mandrill.
 * Jay Baruchel as Hiccup, a 15 year old boy and Astrid's boyfriend.
 * Mike Myers as Shrek, a ogre.
 * Eddie Murphy as Donkey, a donkey.
 * Cameron Daiz as Princess Fiona, a ogre and also Shrek's girlfriend
 * Antonio Banderas as Puss in Boots, a cat.
 * Conrad Vernon as Gingerbread Man, a gingerbread.
 * Cody Cameron as Pinocchio/The Three Little Pigs, a wooden puppet/german pigs.
 * Aron Warner as Big Bad Wolf, a wolf.
 * Christopher Knights and Simon J. Smith as Three Blind Mice, three mice.
 * Frank Welker as Dragon/Dronkeys, Dragons.

Trivia

 * Diego, Shira and Tigress are actually tigers.
 * Monkey, Crane, Viper, Mantis, Tigress and all of the characters all have their designs from animated films expect Po.
 * The food that Simba, Timon and Pumbaa had the same design as Nemo from Finding Nemo and Classified from Penguins of Madagascar, but they're dead and roasted.
 * When Po roars at Mr Ping, it is a mix of a lion, bear, horse, rhinoceros, eagle, elephant, tiger, leopard and Spinosaurus.

Toothless

 * (Berk at sunset, everyone is loving their dragons, Toothless appears)
 * Hiccup : Hey Toothless, how's your flying on your own tail?
 * Toothless : It was good Hiccup. I'm glad you didn't lose a leg.
 * Hiccup : Good bud.
 * Toothless : Yeah, too bad my adoptive father Shifu is still at China. Besides i'm all grown up.
 * (Snotlout comes and talks to Hiccup)
 * Snotlout : Hey, Hiccup.
 * Hiccup : Hey Snotlout.
 * (Snotlout gives Hiccup a high five)
 * Toothless : Yep.
 * (Stoick calls Hiccup)
 * Stoick : Hiccup. I need to have a word with you.
 * Hiccup : What is it?
 * Stoick : I've been talking to Allias lately, and he told me that Astrid's pregnant with your baby.
 * Snotlout : Yay!
 * Fishlegs : Well done Hiccup.
 * Toothless :Congratulations bud.

Po and Shifu talk

 * (a skunk appears, Po picks it up)
 * Po : Life's not fair, is it? You see I -- well, I... shall never be emperor. And you...shall never see the light of another day. ... Adieu...
 * Zeng : Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?
 * Po : (rudely) What do you want?
 * Zeng : I'm here to announce that Master Shifu is on his way. So you'd better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning.
 * Po : Oh now look, Zeng. You've made me lose my lunch.
 * Zeng : Hah! You'll lose more than that when the King gets through with you because it's 12pm. He's as mad as a sabre tooth tiger who just got out of bed.
 * Po : Ohhh... I quiver with FEAR.
 * Zeng : Now Po, don't look at me that way... HELP!!!!
 * (Po eats Zeng)
 * Shifu : Po!
 * Po : Mm-hmm...?
 * Shifu : Drop him.
 * Zeng : Impeccable timing, your majesty. (Po spits Zeng out) Eyyccch.
 * Po : Why! If it isn't my former kung fu master descending from on high to mingle with the commoners.
 * Shifu : The Furios Five and I didn't see you at the presentation of my adoptive son Toothless.
 * Po : That was today? Oh, I feel simply awful....Must have slipped my mind.
 * Zeng : Yes, well, as slippery as your mind is as the master's student, you should have been first in line!
 * Po : Well, I was first in line, ... until that little lizard was born.
 * Shifu : That ""lizard"" is my adoptive son -and your future emperor.
 * Po : Ohh, I shall practice my curtsy.
 * Shifu : Don't turn your back on me, Po.
 * Po : On, no, Shifu. Perhaps you shouldn't turn your back on me.
 * Shifu : Is that a challenge?
 * Po : Temper, temper. I wouldn't dream of challenging you.
 * Zeng : Pity! Why not?
 * Po : Well, as far as brains go, I got the predator's share. But, when it comes to brute strength ... Now if you excuse me, i'm gonna go to the Jade Palace.

It's Not Milk Time

 * (Po and the Furious Five are sitting at Jade Palace)
 * Shifu : Alright.
 * (Everyone sits down quietly)
 * Po : Oh boy, i bet the winner of the Dreamworks movie is the Kung Fu Panda trilogy and The Croods trilogy. THIS IS AWESOME!
 * Tigress : Shut up Po.
 * Monkey : Please be silent Po.
 * Tigress : Thanks Monkey.
 * Monkey : You're welcome.
 * Shifu : The winner for the Dreamworks movie is...
 * (Po's eyes turn wide as Shifu's going to say it)
 * Shifu : Toothless for How to Train Your Dragon, RJ, Verne, Hammy and Stella for Over the Hedge, Puss for Shrek and Alex, Marty, Gloria and Melman for Madagascar!
 * Po : WHAT!?!?!
 * (The crowd along with Monkey, Crane, Mantis, Viper and Tigress cheers)
 * Donkey : My friend won the award
 * Po : NO, THAT'S NOT FAIR! HOW COME THE DRAGON WON THE STUPID AWARD, BUT NOT ME?!!!! IT'S NOT FAIR! I WANT THE AWARD NOW SO I COULD BECOME EMPEROR OF CHINA!
 * Crane : What's Emperor of China, Po?
 * Po : None of your business, Bird Brain!
 * Crane : Oh dear.
 * Shifu : Po, Go to the Shut Up area!
 * (Po walks to the shut up area when he picks up a carton of milk)
 * Shifu : Uh-uh-uh, It's not milk time!
 * (Po sits on a stool and crosses his arms)
 * Crane : Thanks for the awards.
 * Shifu : You're welcome, now we shall go to the cinema to see Madagascar 2.
 * Mantis : On a field trip.

Mr. Ping's Death scene

 * (In the noodle shop, two bunnies were walking)
 * Bunny : Oh Look it's the panda.
 * Bunny 2 : And he has issues
 * Po : Shoo you little flea bags, I don't have time for you, you little fucking fluff balls.
 * Bunny : Oh, right I better go.
 * (Po sees the shop and pushes the table by flipping it)
 * Bunny Mother : Hey, watch it.
 * Bunny Child : Can't you just go get another table with saying please.
 * Po : FINE!!!.
 * Pig : What did he say?.
 * Bunny with kids : I don't Know.
 * Mr. Ping : Po, where are you?
 * Po : What is it?
 * (Po is on top of a chair eating noodles with spicy sauce like a warthog)
 * Mr. Ping : What are you doing?
 * Po : Non of your business bird brain!
 * Mr. Ping : You're eating like a warthog!!!!! No offence.
 * Pumbaa : None taken. (Pumbaa up the stairs)
 * Simba : Pumbaa?
 * Timon : Where are you going?
 * Pumbaa : I was gonna eat noodles.
 * Po : Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't put noodles in her mouth, it broke her jaw!
 * (Mr Ping gets angry, twitches, cracks his knuckles)
 * Mr Ping : THAT'S IT PO! NO MORE WORK FOR YOU! NO MORE DUMPLINGS FOR YOU!
 * Po : What do you mean?
 * Mr. Ping : PO, YOU ARE GROUNDED!
 * (Po growls in anger)
 * Po : PING, YOU STUPID BIRD!
 * (Po stabs Mr Ping in the neck with a knife, killing him)
 * Po : HA!

Shifu's death scene

 * Shifu : What are you doing here?
 * Po : Still hungry.
 * (Po looks at table, which has a bowl of sticky meat dumplings, pastrami on rye, noodle soup and onion flavoured ice cream)
 * Po : Those are delicious.
 * Shifu : Yes, have some.
 * Po : (rudely snatches 2 chopsticks from the table, gets a dumpling, but Shifu nicks it away from him) HEY!!!!!!!!
 * (Po and Shifu glare and they say the same lines two years ago)
 * Shifu : You are free to eat.
 * Po : AM I!!!?!?!!?!!!.
 * Shifu : Are you!!?!?
 * (Po raises his arms and hit Shifu sending him flying)
 * Shifu : CURSE YOU STUPID PANDA!!!!!!
 * (Shifu falls down, but Po breaks Shifu's legs by kicking them)
 * Shifu : MY LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Po : GET READY TO FEEL THE THUNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * (Po gets the chopsticks with the sharp points at the end and stabs Shifu in the head with it, rips out Shifu's brains and eats it)

Toothless and Hiccup team up to save China

 * (Allias making his coffee by putting lots of sugar in it, when he hears a cry and it's Toothless)
 * Allias : Hey Toothless, what's wrong?
 * Toothless : My adoptive dad Shifu got killed by... (cries uncontrollably)
 * Allias : By who?
 * Toothless : A panda!
 * Allias : Pandas! Don't worry Toothless, i'll help you save China.
 * Toothless : Thank you Allias, let's save China!
 * Allias : All right Toothless.
 * (Allias gives Toothless a high five, Hiccup appears)
 * Allias : What is it?
 * Hiccup : (worried) Astrid! She's captured!
 * (Allias drops his coffee mug in surprise)
 * Allias : WHAT!?!?!?!
 * Snotlout : Here's a note! (hands Allias the note)
 * Allias : Dear Allias, i have putted your daughter in Chorh Gom Prison, if you want her back, bring me 10,000,000 dollars! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Fishlegs : Allias, calm down there's nothing to worry about!!!
 * (Allias gasps, he runs to the phone and he calls someone)
 * Allias : HELLO?!?!?, GET ME MISSING CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HURRY, MY DAUGHTER IS LOST, PROBABLY GETTING COOKED INTO DINNER AND WE NEED TO......
 * (The real police hears Allias roaring on the phone and he doesn't understand what he's saying)
 * Police : Hello?
 * Allias : OH NO!!!! WE CAN'T CALL THE REAL POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (breaks the telephone) THEY'LL BE REALLY MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toothless tells Po the truth/the battle/Allias frees Spike, Zeng and Real Po/Allias saves Astrid/The Final Battle

 * Po : NIGHTSHADE!!
 * (Nightshade comes, the pandas roar and bark at her)
 * Nightshade : Yes, Po.
 * Po : Where is your hunting party? They're not doing their job.
 * Nightshade : Po, there is no food. The herds have moved on. People have left and starve.
 * Po : No. You're just not looking hard enough.
 * Nightshade : It's over. Can't you see. There is nothing left. We have only one choice. We must leave Ancient China.
 * Po : We're not going anywhere.
 * Nightshade : Then you have sentenced us to death!
 * Po : Then so be it.
 * Nightshade : (gasps) You can't do that.
 * Po : I'm the emperor. I can do... whatever I want. NOW FUCK OFF!!!!!!
 * Nightshade : If you were half the emperor Shifu was you would never--
 * (Po hits Nightshade with his paw)
 * Po : I'm ten times the emperor Shifu was!
 * (Toothless appears and roars at Po)
 * Po : No you're dead!
 * (Allias, Astrid, Hiccup, Snotlout, Stoick the Vast and Fishlegs are at the Jade Palace)
 * Allias : I'm gonna go free Spike and Zeng.
 * Astrid : Can i come?
 * Allias : (calmly) You stay there. I don't want you to get hurt. Okay?
 * Astrid : Okay. (gasps)
 * Hiccup : What is it?
 * Astrid : The baby's kicking, Hiccup feel.
 * (Hiccup feels the baby kicking)
 * (Toothless faces Po on a ledge)
 * Toothless : (coldly) Murderer.
 * Po : Toothless, Toothless please... You have mercy I beg you.
 * Toothless : Don't deserve to live, you're dead.
 * Po : But Toothless, I-I am... The... Family, it's those villains are the real enemy. It was their fault it was their idea. I tried to stop them but they won't listen (the villains overhear this and betraying the leader joining their good side)
 * Toothless : Why Shouldn't I Believe you. Everything you ever told me was a lie.
 * Po : (horrified) What are you going to do, you wouldn't to kill your own uncle, would you?.
 * Toothless : (Angrily) No, Po. I'm not like you.
 * Po : (Stands up while the fire, who is closing up, comes in behind them) Oh, Toothless, thank you. You're truly noble, I'll make it up to you I promise, and how can I uh.... Prove myself to you tell me I mean anything... Else.
 * Toothless : Run. Run away Po, Run Away and never come back. Ever...Again.
 * Po : (Realise that Po was behind the truth: he killed Shifu, become king and worst of all, made everyone's life miserable) Y....yes......of course.. (Toothless looks at Po with anger in his face) As you.....wish.....You're MAJESTYYYYY-AAAH. (Kick some fire stones)