Revenge of the Deadpool

From the makers that brought you The All-New Spider-Man and The Marvel Universe (2015 series)... comes a series about a TOTAL BADASS MERCENARY, ME!!!

Synopsis
What this series is basically about, is, well- Aw, screw it! It's about me, asshole! Me! ME! ME!!! Well, put it this way... You'll have to pretend that my swords are as sharp as Dildo bats from Saints Row the Third! Deadpool, out!

Characters

 * Nathan Drake (Nolan North) voices yours truly
 * Ron Stoppable (Will Friedle) and "Hawkeye" (Tory Baker) are the "voices" in my head

Guest Appearances

 * Stiles Stlinski (Dylan O'Brien) is the Spidey that you assholes either like or hate
 * Spike Spiegel (Steve Blum) is Hugh Ja- I mean, my best friend from the X-Men, aside from Cable
 * Dirty Laundry guy (Thomas Jane) is the Punisher
 * Broadwalk Empire (Charlie Cox) voices the asshole that got his own Netflix series instead of me!

Villains

 * Somebody who looks way disfigured than I do is voiced by Two-Face from the Dark Knight trilogy (Aaron Eckhart)
 * Scorpion from Mortal Kombat or Marvel covered in black jizz is voiced by the Green Goblin from the Raimi trilogy (Willem Dafoe)
 * Colin Farrell's voiced by Eduardo Saverin AKA the Amazing Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield)
 * Lady Two-Face is voiced by my dead crush Elektra or was it Daredevil's ex-crush, I don't know (Jennifer Garner)
 * And yes, this series wouldn't be complete without muthafuckin' ninjas!

Episodes
As soon as this series starts, then "we're" good to go. In the meantime, could ya spare me a few bucks for a couple of chimichangas and some Jack Daniel's? Seriously, I'm starving here! And where are all the ladies here?!