"Bad Luck 101"/transcript

Prologue: The super villains' lair
Slade is sitting right on his throne chair and speaking with a new male super villain named Bad Luck Bill.

Slade: "So, Bad Luck Bill, are you prepared for our plan?"

Bad Luck Bill: "Yes, boss, of course I am."

Slade: "Then go out there and cause bad luck for the Titans in Jump City."

Bad Luck Bill: "Alright, i'll do it."

Fade to a black screen......

[Teen Titans New Theme Music In Background]

Beast Boy: I can obey the traffic rules

Teen Titans

Beast Boy (continued): I can eat everything without likes or dislikes

Teen Titans

Beast Boy: earthquakes, lightning, thunderstorms

grammar, algebra, science and history

there's nothing I'm terrified of

Teen Titans go [Music Continues In Background]

Beast Boy: go on over and call my name

Teen Titans

all of your troubles will disappear

Teen Titans'

Beast Boy (continued): let's use schedule patrol

let's not lose control

losing is hopeless

Teen Titans go

[Music Continues In Background]

Beast Boy: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, go, Teen Titans, alright!"

Scene 1: Titans Headquarters
Raven is walking around to make sure there's no bad luck happening.

Raven: "Okay, no sign of bad luck going on around here."

Raven walks around over to where Robin, Starfire, Cyborg, Beast Boy and Terra are standing.

Robin: "Hey, Raven, how's it going?"

Raven: "Pretty good so far, not 1 single trace of bad luck in sight."