WikiViews/Incredibles 3/The Great Return

Noah: Home at last. God, haven't been here forever. I hope COVID-19 didn't wreck Nolan or Dillon or anyone else.

* Noah notices the room is empty*

Noah: What the fuck happened here? Have I really been gone for THAT long?

Dillon: Fuck yeah.

* Noah notices Incredibles 3 on the TV.*

Noah: THEY MADE AN INCREDIBLES 3!?! What, I've been gone for 28 years?

Dillon: Five hundred and sixty nine.

Noah: Whatever. Is it any good? I liked Incredibles 2 enough but didn't quite reach the heights of the first film.

Dillon: Let's see.

* 2 HOURS LATER*

Noah: (after silence) What the fuck was that?

Dillon: Dog shit.

* We cut to clips of the film.*

Noah: (VO) Incredibles 3... what the fuck happened? They went from one of the greatest films in Pixar's entire catalog, to a flawed but entertaining sequel, to a fucking poorly written piece of shit!

Dillon: (VO) So let's see how this piece of shit goes.

* The film starts.*

Noah: So it starts off with Mr. Incredible coming home from a long day of work.

''Mr. Incredible: Oh my God, this day... it was tough!''

* Elastigirl appears.*

''Elastigirl: You need to be a bit more... flexible.''

* Mr. Incredible laughs pervertedly. Let's Get it On by Marvin Gaye plays as we see Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl making out.*

Noah: (VO) So then Elastigirl stretches all the way so that Mr. Incredible's ding-dong can-

* The clips stop before they become NSFW.*

Noah: Wait, isn't this supposed to be a kids' movie? Why the fuck is this being shown?

Dillon: It is an animated movie! Are everyone perverts?