WikiViews Presents Spill Your Guts Fill Your Guts/Nolan and Dillon

(shows title and cuts toNolan and Dillon are sitting at a table with tons of gross food)

Nolan: Oh lord can't believe were doing this I'm scared. Well Dillon what do we got

Dillon: Calf brains, Dog's Tail, An Oxe Snout, ape penis, Hornet's Eye, Ant Ice Cream, Cactus Juice Mixed with ticks and Bird Poop Milk

Nolan: Weird i swore we had Turkey Tests here

Dillon: Here Nolan have a dog's tail

Nolan: Oh god i feel bad for this cause i have 3 dogs at home cause if they see this, I don't think they will like me for this

Dillon: anyways Nolan... question one: Are you still a virgin?

Nolan: Thats.......I.....yes I'm still a virgin

Dillon: Ha! I'm a virgin too.

Nolan: Ok lets see....lets give you an apes penis

Dillon: Aww fuck...

Nolan: Dillon....you have been known to be good allies with Donaldo Gaza and KKDisney which of your 3 main friends of yours....do you find annoying to deal with??

Dillon: This is easy! KKDisney.

Nolan: For real? Wow...ok what are yu giving me

Dillon: Calf Brains.

Nolan: Alright give me a tough question i don't want no lame ones give me one thatll make me say what the hell

Dillon: would you rather be forced to make a sequel to Birdemic, Jack and Jill or Playmobil Movie

Nolan: Oh my god......I would kill myself if i had to make one of these a film.....(eats calf brain and throws up a little in bucket)

Dillon: Good.

(throws up again in bucket)

Nolan: Ok....Ok lets give you some Cactus Juice mixed with Ticks

Dillon: Go as crazy as you want.

Nolan: Your next question....You been known to use Jack DeSena and Rainn Wilson a lot, Which one of these actors do you want to say fuck you to their face and never use again

Dillon: You monster... you inhuman monster. (drinks the juice) AAAAGH!

Nolan (on floor laughing): Hey Dillon Drink Cactus Juice it'll quench ya nothings quencher it's the quenchiest

Dillon: Well now you will eat BIRD POOP MILK POURED ON AN OXE SNOUT!

Nolan: Oh God!!! That's brutally disgusting

Dillon: Now the question. Would you rather be responsible for the death of Bill Hader or Johnny Depp.

Nolan: Oh....my That's tough I love both actors Aw man...I love them both....Screw it (eats oxe snout with bird poop milk and then throws up hard in the bucket) You motherfucker

Dillon: I'M THE MASTER OF BRUTALITY!

Nolan: Now you have done it I'm giving you.....lets see.....How about Hornets Eye on a dog Tail

Dillon: I see you are getting risky.

Nolan: Ok here is your question....You have been known to be the co founder of Cool Orchid Productions which two of your friends would you never use in Cool Orchid again let me finish Joe Ross Quentin Sharp and Alex Pappas

Dillon: Quentin. He graduated.

Nolan: But just because he graduated doesn't mean were still using him

Dillon: Yeah. I broke the matrix. I won. Now... how about some cactus juice with ticks served on ape's penis?

Nolan: Whoa hold on we got two more questions to go between us I got a mystery dish for the both of us to serve

Dillon: Oh neat... so I can ask my question now?

Nolan: Go ahead i'm ready for some Ant Ice Cream

Dillon: What's one movie you never seen that you are embarrassed to admit you never seen?

Nolan: Oh Fuck!!! Depends does it have to be in theaters or in general

Dillon: in general.

Nolan: Oh my god I haven't seen Aquaman or even My Little Pony The Movie I haven't even seen Joker

Dillon: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN JOKER?!

Nolan: I have not

Dillon: Now ask me the final question.

Nolan: Yeah give me a sec (picks up Ant Ice Cream and eats a bite out of it) That's actually not bad. Ok ready for your mystery meal

Dillon: you asked the question but ok...

Nolan: Your mystery meal is...........Chimpanzee's Butt

Dillon: Aww shit

Nolan: Here is your question....If you had to be roomates with either Cassiel Cain and Toonking who would you choose to be YOUR roomate?

Dillon: That's tough... Cassiel.

Nolan: Seriously Damn!...just for fun give me the toughest question ever one big question to end this on me I'll even eat the chimpanzee butt

Dillon: Let's say you are driving a trolley. And you can't stop it. There are two paths one has the president of the United States and the other has Johnny Depp. Who Do you kill?

Nolan: huh thought you would say someone like Robin Williams or Ben Schwartz instead of the president

Dillon: Change President to Ben Schwartz.

Nolan: Damn.......Welp nice knowing you Dillon (eats chimpanzees butt gags hard and throws up in bucket)

Dillon: To quote Yakko Warner, "goodnight everyone".