The Toys R Us Movie/Trailer transcripts

The following is a collection of trailer transcripts for the upcoming 2019 American animated musical comedy adventure family film, The Toys R Us Movie.

Teaser Trailer #1
(Shows MPAA green screen)

(Shows Disney logo)

(Shows Warner Bros. Pictures logo)

(Shows Warner Animation Group logo)

(Shows Slimeworks Studios logo)

(Shows Toys R Us logo)

(The trailer cuts to black. It then fades to Geoffrey on the white background. Geoffrey is setting up the camera. He tests the camera to make sure it's focusing on him.)

Geoffrey: Is this thing on? Hello? I'm pretty sure it's recording. Hey, Michael, is it recording?

Michael (off-screen): I don't know, Geoffrey. The table is too big for me.

Geoffrey: You're a Lego minifigure. How can you not reach the table?

Michael (off-screen): It's not my fault that I'm tiny.

Geoffrey: Just build yourself a couple of stairs.

Michael (off-screen): Oh! Why didn't I think of that before?

(Off-screen building blocks can be heard building while Geoffrey checks his watch. Footsteps can be heard off-screen.)

Michael: Yup, it's recording.

Geoffrey: Excellent!

(Geoffrey clears his throat and starts talking to the audience.)

Geoffrey: Hello! My name is Geoffrey the Giraffe, and I-

(Geoffrey gets interrupted by Pinkie Pie, who is flying around.)

Pinkie Pie: Hey, Geoffrey. What are you doing? What's with this white background? Are we having a party?

(Pinkie Pie's party cannon goes off and confetti falls everywhere)

Geoffrey: Pinkie Pie, will you please leave? I'm trying to record here.

(Pinkie Pie sees the camera and picks it up.)

Pinkie Pie: Ooh! What's this? I've never seen anything like this before. What does it do?

Geoffrey: Pinkie Pie, will you please put that down?

Michael (off-screen): A better question is... how is she picking it up? She has hooves for crying out loud!

Geoffrey: Not helping, Michael.

(Pinkie Pie accidentally drops the camera and it breaks, along with the screen, while it's still filming. The camera later shows Geoffrey's legs.)

Pinkie Pie: Whoops!

Geoffrey: Oh, this is just great. Look what you did, you party fool!

Pinkie Pie: Sorry.

Geoffrey: It's fine. We'll just have to re-shoot it.

Michael (off-screen): Hey, Geoffrey. Did you ever charge the camera?

Geoffrey: Of course I did. Why?

Michael (off-screen): Well, I think the screen on the camera says "Low Battery".

Geoffrey: You have got to be-

(The camera shuts off. A Sky Full of Stars by Coldplay plays.)

Text: From James Sharp, the director of Poptropica: The Movie

Geoffrey (voiceover): Welcome to Toys "R" Us, the world's greatest toy store ever.

(Geoffrey is walking down the girls' aisle and greets the Disney Princesses.)

Geoffrey: Hello, ladies!

(Two of the Disney Princesses faint.)

Text: Nolan Massey, the actor that brought you the Seventh Brother

(Geoffrey meets Morph, Chas, and other clay people at the clay aisle.)

Geoffrey: How are you doing, Morph?

(Morph waves hello to Geoffrey, and they give each other a high five.)

Text: and Warner Animation Group, the studio that brought you The Lego Movie

(Michael is standing beside Geoffrey.)

Michael: Alright. So, according to my calculations, the Leapfrog Area is going downhill.

Geoffrey: Downhill? Why?

Michael: It's so boring it makes Pong more interesting.

(Professor Quigley, Leap, Lily and Tad are watching two stuffed animals playing Pong.)

Professor Quigley: Hmm, interesting.

Tad: Yeah.

Lily: I find this admiring.

Tad: Hey, Lily, why are we still 4 years old?

Lily: I'm not sure.

Leap: Me neither, but I'm pretty sure that you two are my younger siblings.

Tad: Well, that explains it.

Geoffrey: Huh. I see.

(The Toys R Us theme song "C'mon Let's Play" plays.)

Text: James Corden

Text: Tom Holland

Text: Jim Carrey

Text: Kristen Bell

Text: Bill Murray

Text: Andrea Libman

Text: John Cena

Text: and Hugh Jackman

(Shows the film's title)

Narrator: The Toys R Us Movie, a movie about the world's greatest toy store ever.

Geoffrey: Hey, wait a minute. Where's the Lego London Bridge? Lego Construction Worker, have you seen this bridge?

Lego Construction Worker: Well, uh... yes, yes I did.

Geoffrey: Then where is it?

Lego Construction Worker: Sorry, boss. It keeps falling down.

(A shot of the Lego London Bridge is shown falling apart. Geoffrey facepalms.)

(Shows "Reopening Soon!" text, "See it in 3D" text, "#ToysRUsMovie" text, Warner Animation Group logo, Slimeworks Studios logo, Toys R Us logo, Disney logo, Warner Bros. Pictures logo, and copyright)

(Fades to black)