The Lorcan Darcy Story/Transcript

A Girl named Molly
On a beautiful summer day, a moving van arrived to Angel Grove means a new neighbour is moving in right next door.

A beautiful blonde British girl is unpacking her stuff and start her new life. Molly walking out of her house.
 * Molly Mayne: Yes. I'm finally moved in!  Maybe i should see the new town.

Molly meeting her neighbours
Molly's walking to across the street to the Darcy's house. She knocked the door. Molly William's answers the door. Molly walked inside of the house. In the hallway, Lorcan's walking out of the bathroom after going to the toilet. She wear a red and pink pajamas bottoms and the shirt saying "I ❤ Being a Mother". Lorcan's about to run downstairs.
 * Molly Williams: Oh hello. Are you a new neighbour?
 * Molly Mayne: Yes, I'm Molly Mayne. I moved across the street.
 * Molly Williams: I'm Molly Williams, hey you're my namesake! Come in.
 * Molly Mayne: This is a really nice place.
 * Molly Williams: Yeah and don't mind the baby stuff, my step-daughter had a beautiful baby.
 * Molly Mayne: Oh. I hope the baby's very beautiful.
 * Molly Williams: Yeah. You should get to know my step-daughter. I kept her secret that she's gay.
 * Molly Mayne: Really? I'm gay too! Can you...?
 * Molly Williams: Sure. Lorcan!
 * Molly Williams: Lorcan!
 * Lorcan Darcy: Oh for crying out loud!

Lorcan first meet Molly
Lorcan running downstairs but stopped when she looked at Molly.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Hello.
 * Molly Mayne: Hi. I'm Molly Mayne.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Lorcan, and mom, I told you, keep it down!
 * Molly Williams: Oh right, sorry. Your baby's sleeping!
 * Molly Mayne: Can i see her?
 * Lorcan Darcy: Sure. She is such a cutie.

Baby Callie
In Lorcan's bedroom, there's a baby crib beside her bed. She walked in with Mollies to show her the baby. Lorcan's holding a baby girl.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Ta-da.
 * Molly Mayne: Oh my god, she's is so cute.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Her name is Callie, Callie Darcy. You can try hold her.
 * Molly Mayne: Really?
 * Lorcan Darcy: Sure. Let me. Good morning, you little douchbag.
 * Molly Mayne: Hello. I'm your neighbour.
 * Lorcan Darcy: She's adorable, isn't she?
 * Molly Mayne: Yes. I wish i have a child like that.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Really?
 * Molly Mayne: I've been studying child-care.
 * Molly Williams: You know Lorcan, Molly's gay. What do you say you two get together and have one?
 * Lorcan Darcy: I don't know, mom. After the baby, and Max and I got a divorce.
 * Molly Williams: I know.

Molly encounters the underwear Gnomes.
Molly's sleeping in her bed. She was sleeping sliently until the Underpants Gnomes arrived to take her underwear.
 * [Underpants Gnomes]
 * Time to go to work, Work all day, We need underpants hey!
 * We won't stop until we have underpants!
 * Yum tum yummy tum tay!

Lorcan and Molly in the bathroom
Lorcan and Molly walked into the bathroom, Lorcan had to go to the toilet. Molly's standing near the sink, waiting for her to finish. Molly really gotta poop and manage to hold it. Lorcan opened the bathroom door. Molly smiles. Molly walked into another stall where she just pull down her aqua blue pantie. She looked at Lorcan's purple-ish pink underwear.
 * Lorcan Darcy: How come you're not using the toilet?
 * Molly Mayne: I have toilet anxiety. It's kinda like a toilet phobia.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Liar!
 * Molly Mayne: Fine, i can’t use public bathrooms because the doodie parasites.
 * Lorcan Darcy: See. I poop before. It's either poop in the toilet with me or go in your pants.
 * Molly Mayne: Fine.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Nice undies.
 * Molly Mayne: Yeah, I rather poop in it because it's also my diaper underwear. You want a pair?
 * Lorcan Darcy: What?
 * Molly Mayne: Yeah, i kinda got some at home, you should wear one.
 * Lorcan Darcy: But, I'm a parent now. I don't know.

Molly reveals she's a fan
After walking out of the bathroom, Lorcan and Molly walked back to their seats where Maisie's taking care of Callie.
 * Maisie Darcy: Hey, how was your trip to the doodie business?
 * Molly Mayne: Please don't say that.
 * Maisie Darcy: Oh sorry you madame british doodie-head.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Come on, Mom. You know she kinda embarrassed about that.
 * Molly Mayne: Wait, Lorcan. She's your mom? So that means, you're THE Lorcan Darcy? Took on Farley Flavor and The Queen of Time and Space? Fight back the Demons?  he  Champion of  Interdimensional Grand Championship, The warrior who fused all three dimensions, Took on the evil man who wants to alter your life and creator of Cillian Darcy: War Game?
 * Lorcan Darcy: That's me! Why?
 * Molly Mayne: I'm a huge fan of your battles, you're famous! Why didn't you tell me?
 * Lorcan Darcy: I was stressful in the first dimension and decided to go home. I became pregnant five months ago and have a normal life for good.
 * Molly Mayne: Oh my god, I can't believe that i've fall in love with my idol.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Wait, you're my fan, and you have a crush on me.

The Beginning of the Romance
Lorcan walked to Molly's house. She knock the door. Molly open the door. Molly kiss Lorcan for the first time. Lorcan decided to call her home. Lorcan hang up her phone as Molly's waiting for her in bed.
 * Molly Mayne: Hey Lorcan, uh, I’m really, really sorry about what happened at the mal today.
 * Lorcan Darcy: It's okay. Listen, that's why i want to tell you something and i didn't mean to... you know.
 * Molly Mayne: Lorcan, it's okay.
 * Lorcan Darcy: I know. Look, You’re the most beautiful woman in the entire town…
 * Lorcan Darcy: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What’s going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
 * Molly Mayne: Well, not anymore. But we don’t do that.
 * Lorcan Darcy: I just thought it would be fun.
 * Molly Williams: Yeah?
 * Lorcan Darcy: Hi, Step-mommy? I'm gonna spend a night at Molly's, your plan works thanks a lot.
 * Molly Williams: Okay, you'll come home in the morning.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Yes. Okay, bye.

Molly and Lorcan's first affair
In Molly's bedroom, Lorcan and Molly run to the bed, sit down, and start making out. They do so and they take off their clothes. Molly's shocked and amazed that Lorcan's really fast. They lift up the covers and check each other out, then come back up with silly grins on their faces. They start making out again.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Y’know what’s weird?
 * Molly Mayne: What?
 * Lorcan Darcy: This is my free time from the baby and also this doesn’t feel weird!
 * Molly Mayne: I know and wow, you’re a really good kisser.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Well, I have kissed over four women. (They kiss again.) Do you wanna get under the covers?
 * Molly Mayne: Let's do it.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Okay!
 * Molly Mayne:  Wow! You are really fast! I can't believe that we’re gonna see each other naked.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Here we go, One, Two Three!
 * Molly Mayne: Wow, you're more sexier when you pooed a little.
 * Lorcan Darcy: Well I think it’s safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined. Eh, we weren’t that close anyway!
 * Molly Mayne: Eh!