Frinky McCunt Crit

Charlotte: Hey Vendetta! Have I told you about my imaginary friend called Frinky McCunt Crit?

Vendetta: No! He's not even real!

Charlotte: I wrote a song about him! I'm gonna sing it right now!

Vendetta: YOU BETTER NOT!

Charlotte: Frinky McCunt Crit was a nasty-wasty hore! He loves to eat with his shitty feet and chomp forevermore! Oh, Frinky McCunt Crit took a long walk in the park, he met someone, he was super fun, his name was fucking Clark! Oh, Clark and McCunt Crit were skipping happily, until a shitty storm took all their norm and fought it joyfully!

The Final Part
Frinky: You wanna sing the final part with me, Charlotte?

Charlotte: Sure!

Vendetta: YOU BETTER NOT!

Charlotte/Frinky: Frinky McCunt Crit was the funniest guy ever! He ate with Pird and Happy Herb and something Yang cared for!