A warm welcome/Transcript

This Article is a Transcript for the House of Mouse: Takeout! episode: A warm welcome.

The start of the show
(Opening Shot: fade into a closeup of a stage as Mic Jr appears.)

[Mic Jr: and now, keep your arms, legs and feet, inside the house at all times, unless its a music number of course. Mickey mouse!!!

[Instrumental theme to a Jazz ver of M-I-C-K-E-Y Song plays plays]

[Mickey walks to the centre of the stage and he waves to everyone]

Mickey: hey there everybody!

[Scene cuts to the characters of Toy Story trying to get on top of the table, once everyone gets on, they clap]

Mickey: (offscreen) Good to see ya!

[Timon, Pumbaa, Simba and Nala appear: Timon is the only one on the table clapping]

Mickey: (offscreen) Old friends.

[The Muppets appear clapping)

Mickey: (offscreen) *giggles* and new friends!

[We then see a Truck Camera shot revealing some of the audience]

Mickey: (offscreen) welcome to the house everyone!

[Jazz Instrumental of M-I-C-K-E-Y ends]

[Mickey appears onscreen again]

Mickey: welcome back everyone! To our all new variety show of course-

[Stewie walks in]

Stewie: and I'm Stewie Griffin to all you parents watching, seriously if kids know me, I'm gonna get fired.

Mickey: Stewie? What are you doing here? *sigh* anyways, lemme explain the rules!

[Hades is sitting on the table looking bored, eventually, Pegasus from hercules comes and blows Hades hair off]

Mickey:(offscreen) no smoking

Stewie:(offscreen) Thanks captain obvious!

Mickey:(offscreen) Hey!

(Bart does a prank on homer, and homer gets extremely angry and attempts to strangle him)

Mickey:(offscreen) No Pranking, or villanous acts.

(Homer then looks at the 4th wall)

Stewie: (offscreen) but what if its for a show?

Mickey: (offscreen) I guess that's okay then but still.

[Scene cuts to the Griffin's sitting down on the chair]

Goofy: did somebody order the pawtucket ale and chips?

Brian: the Ale is for Peter, the chips are for us-Hang on, Where's Stewie? I remember him telling me that he was going to use the-

[Brian then see's Stewie on the stage with Mickey]

Brian: Hang on-

[Scene cuts to Mickey and Stewie on the Stage]

Mickey: now without a further a-

[Brian appears walking angrily]

Brian: Come on Stewie, it's time to get off the stage!

Stewie: *gasp* you do not tell the baby what to do, he's only 1 you know.

Brian: quit it, come on, or you won't get any ice cream afterwards.

Stewie: *Cries* Bu-But Brian, I love it up here, it's-

Mickey: Brian, can I stop you there.

Brian: *sigh* for what.

Mickey: since we have our specific roles. Why don't you two have specific roles to?

Brian: that sounds like a bunch of crap.

Mickey: wait! I haven't finished yet, so, since the sensational six, me included have specific roles, oh i just said that. Anyways, as i was gonna say, would you like to have specific roles.

Stewie and Brian: Specific roles?

Mickey: you know, for our segment.

Stewie: uh... what segment?

Mickey: lemme explain: our next segment is a game segment, so since my gangs busy, why don't you become hosts of the game segments?

Stewie: Brian, what do you think?

Brian: *sigh* Fine, but we better not get fired.

Mickey: is It because you're

Mickey and Brian: Adult IPs

Brian: yes.

Mickey: come on pal, we won't fire ya, after all, you're just doing you're job.

Brian: well, I'm in!

[Drumroll starts]

Mickey: and now, we give you-

Brian: The game of the day!

The game of the day!
[The game of the day instrumental plays]

[Brian walks in]

Brian: Hello everyone! welcome to the game-

Stewie: [runs in] of the day!

Brian: and today's game's gonna make y'all puzzled!

Stewie: maybe dad jokes weren't worth it...

Brian: yeah, but anyways, let's get the game started!

[Luz and her friends and Phineas and his friends appear]

Brian: Meet team Magic and team Creative! In: I am puzzled!

Let the games begin

* whistle sound effect plays*

* the 2 teams rush to build a puzzle piece*

Isabella: Phineas! Whatcha doin'?

Phineas: trying to find the first piece

Isabella: every piece is the 1st piece, just pick a handful!

Phineas: that's boring!

Luz: we're gonna win this Amity!

Amity: yes we are, because when we work together, nothing can go wrong!

Gus: found the matching piece!

Luz: perfect!

Phineas: *gasp* oh no Ferb! The opposing team is finding 30 times more puzzle pieces than us, we have to hurry!

Ferb: its okay, I've got a plan [brings out the Puzzle1000]

[Brian takes away the Puzzle1000]

Brian: no cheating!

Willow: 10 more pieces to go!

[The Owl team finally get to their last puzzle]

[the Owl team all cheer as they all give high fives to each other]

Brian: it's clear that we have a winner, and the winner is...the Owl team! Take it away Luz and Amity!

Luz: Hi, I'm Luz

Amity: and I'm Amity

Luz: and despite disney announcing plans to cancel our show for whatever reason, my relationship with Amity will never ever go away.

Amity: I also wanna say that our time on the Disney channel was quite short, but also quite sweet. When i saw news that the house of mouse was coming back. Me and my gang were very excited, especially my girlfriend.

Luz: That was because we got an invite along with our friends! Anyways, we're just so happy that we won!

Brian: that's right, and you've won....[drumroll]

[Scene cuts to a still of an island with the Bibidi Bobidi boo Travel logo]

a vacation courtesey of Bibidi Bobidi Boo travel!

[Luz and her friends all cheer]

Isabella: Hey Phineas! Still upset?

Phineas: well, I was before but Luz and Amity are one of the best couples.

Buford: have to agree with you

Baljeet: yeah.

Phineas: you know what, how about we all get some Milkshakes from goofy?

Ferb, Isabella, Buford and Baljeet: yeah!

The Short-Shorts
Mickey: well, that game was pretty fun to watch, don't you say? Horace?

[Scene cuts to Horace in the Recording room]

Horace: yeah, Mickey?

Mickey: (offscreen) its time to show our guests 2 Shorts.

Horace: cool, but which one?

Mickey: (offscreen) well, i would like to reccomend the 2013 Mickey series. But thats because its pretty modern for its time.

[Scene cuts to Mickey on the Stage]

Mickey: now everyone, i would like to show you 2 shorts! Very short i know, but i bet you'll laugh! Let's go!

[Episode: No service begins]

[Episode: No service ends]

[The Avengers are seen clapping]

[audience is cheering]

[Episode: Yodelberg appears]

[Episode: Yodelberg ends]

[Audience is cheering]

Stewie: wow, Mickey! Everybody's liking your shorts!

Mickey: i know, and it's during a time where everbody can come in!

Donald: But there isn't any for me?

Mickey: come on Donald, we havent even gotten to you yet!

Daisy: yeah, remember back in 2001 where you turned the house of mouse into "the house of duck?"

Donald: *sigh* I guess...

[Clarabelle is seen running backstage]

Clarabelle: Guys! Sorry for interrupting your sentence but, can i be host too.

Mickey: well, let's see....nope!

Clarabelle: why not?

Mickey: Because....

Minnie: there's 8 hosts, we can't have 9 or there would be too many!

Brian: yeah, that's right!

Clarabelle: Please

Donald: no...

Clarabelle: *squealing* pleaaase?

Daisy: don't think about it.

Clarabelle: PRETTY PLEEEEASSSE????!!!!

Brian: I don't know what to think, I mean-

Minnie: well Brian, if you would actually help up rather than giving your own commentary, things would become clearer!

[Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Stewie and Brian are seen arguing]

Mickey: guys! Stop arguing! I say that she hosts a segment! Who else agrees?

[Everyone raises their hands]

Mickey: good!

Mickey: *Angrily* Clarabelle, we're sorry that we upset you! So, we're giving you you're very own show!

Clarabelle: you know what I'm gonna do then!

[Clarabelle skips happily]

Mickey: [breaking the 4th wall] this is not what I imagined....

Clarabelles Gossip time
[A soul inspired song Plays]

Female chorus: ♪Clarabelle!♪

Mic Jr: (offscreen) wanna learn some facts?

Female chorus: ♪Clarabelle!!♪

Mic Jr: (offscreen) who is the master of fun facts?

Females chorus: ♪Clarabelle!!!♪

[Clarabelle walks in]

Clarabelle cow: that's me! *winking at the audience*

[A soul inspired song Ends]

An Upbeat instrumental soul song plays

Clarabelle: Hey everyone! I'm Clarabelle, and haven't I got some facts for you! And I bet you'll find them amoosing!

So enough cow puns and let's begin!

[The Stage's screen shows a Picture of the Actor: Jeff Fischer]

Clarabelle: Did you know, Jeff Fischer is played by THE Jeff Fischer?! *Gasp* I know, and the real Jeff Fischer owns a Wine company named: "Habit?" *Gasp* and his first acting career was in a pizza commercial? I ain't blowing smokes!

[Scene cuts to the Smiths sitting down looking confused]

Hayley: Jeff, this is awkward.

[Scene cuts to Clarabelle on the Stage]

Clarabelle: And finally, Jeff Fischer IRL lives in a trailer park! In a vineyard, and Habit is 100% done himself! No fancy crappy machines, that is awesome. and know you know!

[Clarabelle leaves]

[The upbeat soul music winds down]

Female chorus: ♪Clarabelle!!♪

[Scene cuts to the Smiths sitting down looking confused]

Roger: I knew that!

Hayley: Knew what?

Roger: Come on, everyone knows that Jeff is real and not a made-up fictional, forget it! [Roger leaves the table]

Jeff: that kinda made me weird babe, I mean-Cartoons aren't supposed to know who's real and who's who!

Hayley: It's okay Jeff, It probably shouldn't happen again!

[Clarabelle brings in a bottle of Habit Wine]

Clarabelle: [giving Jeff the bottled wine] You dropped this!

Jeff: [Breaking the 4th wall] Sometimes, it sucks running two jobs!

Female chorus: ♪Clarabelle!!♪

Flashback
[Mickey Walks in]

Mickey: Well, that was a socially awkward gossip time wasn't it? A cartoon character running two jobs? Give me a break! *laughs*

[Brian Walks in]

Brian: *laughs* yeah, only the hosts laugh, everyone was like "uhh" but we were like: "haaa"! Sometimes, random crap like that can make you laugh!

Mickey: it sure can Brian. And now, let's reveal what the audiences did a few weeks ago at disney studios, with of course, prerecorded footage.

Brian: through embarrassing and straight up funny. We give you flashback!

[A slow guitar jam plays]

choir: : ♪Flashback!♪

[Slow guitar jam ends]

[screen zooms in to reveal inside of walt disney studios]

[Scene fades to a the lunchroom with snow white]

Snow white (offscreen): I just remember like it was yesterday, it was a normal day at the lunchhall.

I was on my lunch break, and silly me just bit into. An apple cake?

[Scene shows snow white fainint as dramatic music plays]

[Aurora walks in but eventually drops her lunch]

Aurora: *gasps*

Snow white: (offscreen) I know, But then Aurora found out that an old witch was sitting behind me!

[Scene zooms in to reveal the old witch with habit wine]

Old witch: yes! My apple scheme is becoming a success! Especially since i have a subscription for a  lifetime supply of habbit wine!

[Jeff Fischer walks in]

Jeff: *Angrily* Okay old hag, is that what we're doing now?

[old witch Pushes Jeff Fischer]

[Jeff Fischer starts crying]

Jeff Fischer: (offscreen) Pause!

[The screen pauses]

Jeff: (offscreen) who added that in?!

Brian: (offscreen) uh....

Jeff: (offscreen) cut this out or I'll send you to the goshdamn pound by Sunday!

Brian: (offscreen) okay okay, let's uh...get straight to the finale then!

[fast forward button plays]

[Play button plays]

Snow white: (offscreen) then, everybody found out about the old hag.

[Aurora then angrily splashes water on the old hag, revealing that shes the evil queen]

[Everyone gasps]

Aurora: someone call a prince!

[Snow whites Prince appears]

Snow Whites prince: right here!

[Snow Whites prince kisses snow white on the cheek]

[Snow white wakes up]

[everyone cheers]

Snow White: what was I just doing?

Aurora: well, let's say it was a bit complicated.

Evil queen: wait a minute, how, oh yeah, I sent her a poisonous apple cake.

Real life security guard appears: Okay queenie, games over!

[The real life security guard drags the Queen away]

Evil Queen: wait, no! No! Take me back! Waaaiiittt!

[the end appears, then we zoom out]

[Audience cheers]

Mickey: wow! What a good show!

Brian: that's right

[Jeff angrily chases Brian]

Jeff: bad boy Brian! You embarrassed me, my wife and my in laws! And don't come up with a crappy excuse!

Brian: comedy?

Jeff: GRRRRRR!

[Jeff chases Brian]

Mickey: [calls minnie on the phone] Minnie!

Minnie: (offscreen) yeah?

Mickey: What should I do, I have no segment, and I don't want to do, the alley cats are cancelled, ah this day is crazy!

Minnie: (offscreen) well, let's see, how about we see what's happening with the audience. You know like the 2001 house of mouse.

Mickey: I could but what if-

Minnie: (offscreen) do you want to save your shoe or not?

Mickey: *Sigh* fine.

[Mickey hangs up]

Mickey: now we give you: "meanwhile"

[Audiences boos offscreen]

[Audiences throw pancakes at Mickey]

Mickey: [fake smiles] You...Might Like it?

Meanwhile
[Fade Transition: a dimmed basement with lots of stuff in it]

[Brian tries to hide from Jeff]

Brian: I should be safe here....

[Jeff Jumps out of nowhere]

Jeff: Brian!

Brian: [Squeals] What....WHATTT!!!

Jeff: You're an embarrassment Brian, you and your "Friends". You think this is okay?

Brian: Oh no! no! nooooooo!!

[Scene cuts to the smiths at the table]

[Hayley Recognises Jeff]

Hayley: *points* That's my husband!

Stan: So, there's no way to get to whatever this is.

Roger: I think she knows.

Stan: Does she?!

Hayley: Don't worry, it should be backstage or something, not like i'm gonna get hurt. And Roger, if i don't make it out alive, i want you to have this!

[Hayley Gives Roger her necklace]

Roger: should i give it back if you return

Hayley: *winking* Yes.

[Hayley soon runs]

[Scene cuts to Brian being scared by Jeff]

Brian: I'll cancel the show! I'll cancel the show *sobs*

[Hayley comes running in]

Hayley: Babe, wait!

Jeff: what?

Hayley: *sigh* Jeff, you don't have to do this, not at all.

Jeff: [rolls his eyes] Are you trying to excuse comedy?

Hayley: kind of but I want you to listen to me. Brian was just doing his job, he just got hired. Like everyone, we all do the best we can. I personally found that scene where the Evil Queen pushed you funny. But anyways, you don't have to do this.

[Jeff then starts feeling remorse]

Jeff: *Cries* I'm sorry, so, so sorry!

Hayley: it's okay, Jeff, I understand. Say, how about we get some kale smoothies each?

Jeff: Okay...

[Hayley and Jeff both leave]

[Offscreen audience: awww]

Brian: [confused] So....I can go?

Brian: Finally! Yes! YES!

[Brian whistles like it's nothing and walks back upstairs]

Host Vs. Host
[Brian walks up to the backstage]

Brian: Who's up for another challenge?

[The sensational six look at Brian in confusion]

Mickey: Us?

Donald: But we're not-

Brian: Contestants? No! I'm not talking about contestants, I'm talking about you six! [walks off]

[The sensational Six appear in Shock]

Goofy: Gorsh! we're contestants now?!

[Brian walks to the stage]

Brian: Sorry for the long wait! Anyways, I'd like to give you another challenging segment!

Stewie: [Walks in] giving the best of our favourite sensational sixes, a challenge of a lifetime!

Brian and Stewie: Host vs Host!

[Upbeat techno song plays]

Autotune voice: Host vs Host!

[Upbeat techno song Ends]

Brian: Today's challenge is...

* drumroll plays*

A boring pin the tail game!

[Scene cuts to the planet express crew confused and a little angry]

Zoidberg: This show is bad! And you should feel Bad!

Brian: Okay Lobster fellow!

Zoidberg: (Offscreen) I have a name!

Brian: So without any further ado!

Brian and Stewie: Let the games begin!

* Whistle sound plays*

[The sensational six appear with blindfolds, all walking into things]

Mickey: *sigh* do we really have to wear this?

Brian: That's the rules for ya Mick!

* the two teams rush to pin the tail on a donkey through a montage*

Donald: Oh I hate this game! [accidentally puts the tail on the donkey]

Daisy: Me too!

Brian: it's clear that we have a winner! Donald duck!

Donald: [takes off his blindfold] Wait, What?

[The sensational six takes off their blindfolds]

Mickey: Okay, Okay! I have to say that this was the worse thing I ever did!

Stewie: Also, nobody gets a prize, because giving prizes to hosts is so unfair isn't it?

Mickey: [Pushes Brian and Stewie Away]