The Multiloid Frenzy

Kimberly AJ: Vocaloids and UTAUloids, I, the one and only Kimberly Jordan who can be preferably referred to as Kimberly AJ, have just gotten a detail that your friend Yowane Haku has turned out to be a Pitchloid.

Hatsune Miku: You mean my old friend with the long white hair tied in a low ponytail? I didn't know we can be sorted into groups.

Teto Kasane: I'm also her old friend as well, but no matter what types we are, we'll always be friends.

Yowane Haku: Well, Kimberly, I suppose you're right. Pitchloid is kind of different from Vocaloid and UTAU, but I don't know why.

Neru Akita: She's not the only Pitchloid, but I'm one of those, too.

Ruby: Now that's really surprising!

AVANNA: Any more details about these classifications?

Yuzuki Yukari: I was born half Vocaloid and half Voiceroid. So, Kimberly, did you know that my mother is a Voiceroid and my father is a Vocaloid?

Kimberly: Never had seen any of them, Yukari, but I'll just have to see for myself.

Miku: My 01 tattoo tells me that I'm still the leader of all Vocaloids. If it is so, then why is Teto keeping her 04 one?

Mani Hatsu: Probably because fans thought she was a Vocaloid at first, but I wish her tattoo would change.

SeeU: Not all Vocaloids have red marking tattoos for identification, but I think I'm the only one who gets the black marking. See how different it is?

Sweet Ann: Bonzer! That's quite distinguishable!

Aoki Lapis: What is it, Kimberly?

Kimberly: I think I'm getting a doozy! *suddenly stretches out her arms and neck* Whoa, nellie belle! I'm stretching further than what I do in my real world!

Teto: Me too! *does the same as Kimberly does*

Rin Kagamine: Len, what's happening to my head bow?

Len Kagamine: I don't know, Rin, but I feel like my tie is yanking me forward!

DIANA: Dex, I'm starting to grow wolf ears and a matching tail. Got a suggestion?

DEX: Of course, Daina, I suggest we remove our headsets.

Camui Gakupo: Hold your horses, you guys, what's all this hubbub getting in here? I assure you all will be fine. My hair won't-- *his hair suddenly changes into various styles as he yelps* ...change its style by itself.

MEIKO: Looks like more of us are getting physically crazy! I can't stop my hands! Kya...!

KAITO: Uh, Meiko, can you tell me why it occurred? Uh-oh. My scarf is about to bonk my head!

Gumi: This can't be good!

(everybody else clamoring, scene cuts to the next 5 minutes)

Kimberly: Ohh.... what a supernatural force! I had been doing over 6 tasks in one time and all I've got are Asian-American tasty treats, including a bowl of chocolate ice-cream Oreo cookies and cream bingsu. *eats a scoop* Mmm, super delicious! How is everybody else?

[Prima] (singing operatically)
 * Most of us are fine, Kimberly, but Tonio and I caught something
 * I'm singing opera, but it's only the notes and I don't know why it happened all of a sudden

[Tonio]
 * Me neither
 * It's been over five minutes none of us would control ourselves

[Prima] I'm supposed to talk, but we can't stop singing

[Tonio] This condition is getting worse!

[Prima & Tonio] Oh, NO......!

(background rumbling)

Cyber Diva: Hey! What's that infernal noise? I wish I had earmuffs to silence it for goodness sake!

Cyber Songman: Hang on tight, my Diva, it's gonna be OK.

(sake bottles breaking)

Haku: My sake bottles!

Fukase: Somebody shut those two up! I can't take any more proper functions!

Yume Shinya: Yeah, it's hurting my doggy ears!

Kimberly: Fukase, what happened?

Fukase: Oh, Kimberly, every time I get up, my hat falls down as those infernal voices sustain one note after I put in on my head like this. *puts on his hat and it suddenly falls down as Prima and Tonio sustain their notes* How can I keep it on with that disturbing noise?

Piko: I've got a set of gags to put them under control.

Flower: That's not all you can see, Kimberly, Piko moved too fast and I'm walking too slow.

Kimberly: Well, that's too bad, Flower, I'll help you move faster while Piko gags Prima and Tonio to silence that operatic noise.

Piko: Good idea, Kimberly, I'm on it! *dashes to gag Prima and Tonio*

Fukase: *sighing* I feel much better now. Now I can put my hat back on.

Kimberly: OK, hope things'll be coming right in a rolling moment. Kaito?

KAITO: *groaning* All this pain I can remember, I hit the back of my head a bit too hard I had been knocked down by that last bonk on my face. Say, Kimberly, do you have any ice cream treats to make me feel better?

Kimberly: I've got a chocolate heart-shaped one on a stick with some crunch on the surface and it's strawberry ice cream on the inside. Take one half of the heart, if you like, I'm keeping mine.

KAITO: Oh, thank you. *eats the half of a heart-shaped ice cream bar* Mmm... this taste... it makes me want to say you always have the streaks of love, pleasantry, and most of all, a mix between insistence and intelligence.

Miku: Why is everybody pinned down?

Kimberly & KAITO: Miku?

Miku: Look here, I'm a mess! I'm all covered in dirt and paint from my body to my hair! *starts shedding her tears* And now, I didn't have time to get a sponge! I NEED A BATH! *bawling* WAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Ruby: Eww! I'm all drenched in skunks' stink fumes! My bath needs to only be made with tomato juice. Has anyone got some tomatoes for it?

MEIKO: I have some. Picked them from a vegetable garden that isn't even mine.

Luo Tianyi: My God! MY GOD! I've gone unlucky!

Kimberly: Tianyi? *finishes eating the other half of the heart-shaped ice cream bar* What's tampered with your feelings?

Tianyi: The traditional Chinese evil spirits tormented my heart! Where is my lucky envelope when I need it?!

MAIKA: I'll tell you what else; my manicure nails are all broken!

Megurine Luka: Broken? Well, Maika, it's not just your pretty nails, but additionally my hips.

Kimberly: Luka? Can you move well?

Luka: Oh, I can, Kimberly, but when I move my hips, I suffer pain from it!

Neru: No effect on me, Kimberly, I'm OK! Gonna take a picture of Gakupo in his bunny rabbit hairstyle with my super iPhone! Smile, Gakupo-kun! *shutter clicks*

Gakupo: Nuts, I feel ludicrous...

AVANNA: Kimberly! Kimberly? Where are you? I can't see anything trying to find you!

Kimberly: Avanna? Stop moving! I'll find you easy as apple pie!

Kikyuune Aiko: Over here, Kimberly, my face is bleeding severely!

Yuki Kaai: What about us kids? I've got a broken doll!

Oliver: My sailor suit is all covered in blood! Ugh!

Gachapoid: And my toes had been stubbed! *starts crying loudly* Call my mama!

Kimberly: Calm down, guys, I'm helping Avanna with her sight.

(Yuki screaming)

Miriam: Huh? Did I hear some distress coming from somewhere?

Kiyoteru Hiyama: I can't remember anything.

LOLA: Oh, I know. I think I hear someone screaming. Leon, are you all right?

LEON: Never better, Lola. I guess we have been--

LOLA: Tied up on the wrists and ankles back to back? Confound it! I must get something to get us loose! *stands up forcing Leon backwards*

LEON: Watch it, honeycake, I'm not designed to even move backwards. Whoa!

Kimberly: Lola? Leon? Why are you both tied up?

LOLA: I don't know, Kimberly, we had been demented by invisible beings the first four minutes and they ultimately roped us in the last one. Now I'm trying to get us something that can get us loose.

LEON: Ahh! What's going on here?!

Anon: This is witchcraft! Look at my dear Kanon!

Kanon: Heya, Kimberly, you never guessed that I am a clown! *laughing maniacally as she juggles pistol guns*

Kimberly: All right, everybody, scamper and get inside!

(scene cuts to black as her voice echoes and then fades to all in the shrine)

Big Al: My muscles had contracted too firmly, Kimberly, if only there is some way to stop this discomfort.

Sweet Ann: How are Miku and Ruby so far then?

Kimberly: Just differently sorted into their bathtubs thanks to Piko's assistance, Sweet Ann, I hope they'll be clean in no time. I'll see to it.