Tama and Friends Forever/Episode 13 dub transcript

This is a transcript for Episode 13 of Tama and Friends Forever, both shorts in this episode were written by Gen Urobuchi.

Takeshi's Vengeance (Part I)
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[Fujimoto points a gun at Takeshi's forehead]

Fujimoto: "Are you stupid, kid? You know better than to intervene in a Yakuza mission."

Takeshi: "That's why I came. To tell you what you did to that cat was cruel and despicable. All she was doing was trying to protect her young."

[Fujimoto drinks a bottle of Ramune soda, while smugly smiling]

Fujimoto: "Listen kid. She was getting old anyway, so it was time for me to put her out of her misery. Elderly creatures need to die in order to get out of pain."

Takeshi: "What about the cats who no longer have a mother, including my cat Tama? You think the lives of these innocent animals are disposable?"

Fujimoto: "You know, you have this whole thing wrong. Ever heard of something called the biological life cycle? Didn't they teach you about it at school?"

[We see a closeup of Fujimoto's mouth, or the mouthscreen camera trick]

Fujimoto (continues): "The haplontic life cycle is the haploid stage is multicellular and the diploid stage is a single cell, meiosis is "zygotic". The diplontic life cycle is multicellular and haploid gametes are formed, meiosis is "gametic". And the haplodiplontic life cycle is multicellular diploid and haploid stages occur, meiosis is "sporic". And then they die after they get old."

[Tama and Momo watch in horror as Takeshi is threatened]

Tama: *Gasp*

Momo: "Oh no!"

[Takeshi fumes with anger, and we see a close up of his eyes]

Takeshi: "Why you..."

Fujimoto: "Don't tell me, you don't believe in that 'warmth of a mother's love' schmaltz, do you?"

[Tama turns around and looks in disgust at Fujimoto as he taunts Takeshi, and we see a close up of Tama's left eye as Fujimoto finishes his first sentence.]

Fujimoto: "Come on kid. You didn't buy that little fantasy."

Takeshi: "WHAT IF I DID, HUH? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" [runs to Fujimoto and tries to punch him, but Fujimoto grabs his fist, and they struggle]

Fujimoto: "Stop throwing tantrums like a little baby."

[both continue to grab a hold on each other]

Fujimoto: "I don't like kids trying to interfere in gang activity. That pisses me off." [pushes Takeshi to the ground, face down]

Tama: "Oh, nyo! Takeshi!"

Fujimoto: "Go cool your head off for a while, punk." [Takeshi struggles to get up, but is able to stand.] "Serioisly? The hit you took should've taken you to the hospital."

Momo: "Tama, is he okay?"

Tama: "He looks alright. But he's surely taking what happened to my mom personally, and that's not very surprising. I'm angry about it too."

Takeshi: "You had enough, tough guy? Tama no longer has a mother because of you. You're a COWARD for that!"

Fujimoto "Okay." [turns around and faces Takeshi, ready for another fight] "Now, you've made me really mad. You know what, you shouldn't take like that. I've done this martial arts thing much longer than you."

Takeshi: "SHUT UUUUUPP!!!!"

[both start their martial arts battle, starting an all out battle with bruises]

Fujimoto: "You gonna throw tantrums all day, or are you gonna fight back?"

Momo: "Takeshi!"

Tama: "Nyo, Momo! You're gonna get us both hurt!"

[Fujimoto pushes Takeshi onto a brick wall, causing him to fall to the ground]

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