Big Villain 6/Quotes

Quotes

 * [Lucky Dog Café, dining room. and Frank take their seats. Goo Goo Lemon is on the opposite side of the table with a plate of cupcakes]
 * Yoo Henson: Hey, Mom. What's for dinner?
 * (Helen furiously slams an unopened package of raw chicken legs onto the table in front of him and storms off)
 * Helen Lenny: Chicken and fries!
 * Yoo Henson: Hm... does this look a little underdone to you?
 * Frank: (Picks up an unwashed potato with his fork) I think there's something wrong with my fries, too.
 * Yoo Henson: Can we just skip to dessert?
 * (A cupcake is tossed at Yoo and Frank. Yoo screams as they dodge. A plate is smashed by the cupcake)
 * Yoo Henson: What is wrong with you?!
 * Goo Goo Tattoo: You know very well what's wrong!
 * [She tosses another cupcake at them, and they dodge again]
 * Yoo Henson: What's going on? Why is dinner raw?
 * Helen Lenny: (shouting) YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHY DINNER IS RAW!
 * Yoo Henson: I'm just gonna try something. [Inhales deeply] We're both very not sorry for what we've done.
 * Helen Lenny: (shouting) SO YOU DO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
 * Yoo Henson and Frank: No!
 * Helen Lenny: (yelling) THEN HOW CAN YOU NO APOLOGIZE FOR SOMETHING YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT?!
 * Yoo Henson: I don't know!
 * Goo Goo Tattoo: Look, Dad overheard what you said in the playground.
 * Yoo Henson: Ohhh! That!
 * Helen Lenny: And he's been hiding in the shed all the time.
 * Yoo Henson: (Quietly) Well, at least he can't embarrass us in there.
 * Frank: Incoming!
 * [Another cupcake flies at them, and once again they dodge]
 * Yoo Henson: Look, I'd happily no apologize to Dad... But I think, I know you did.
 * Helen Lenny: (yelling) COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS!
 * Yoo Henson: (shouting) IF WHAT WE SAID WASN'T THE TRUTH!
 * Helen Lenny: (yelling) I AM A GOOD MOTHER!
 * Yoo Henson: (shouting) BUT WHAT DID YOU BUY?!
 * Helen Lenny: Right, that's it! You clearly don't appreciate your parents, so until you apologize to your father, we won't be doing anything else for you! Let's see how long you last!
 * Yoo Henson:  WELL FUCK YOU, MOM! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!!! YOU, FAT, BITCH!!!!!!  [Ends with Yoo Henson giving his mom a middle finger which pisses her off big time, leaving Frank and Goo Goo Tattoo completely shocked at his foul-mouth outburst]
 * Frank: Jesus Christ, dude...
 * Helen Lenny: [ENRAGED]  WHAT!!!!!!  [In Rage, She smashes the table apart and jumps out of the chair, much to Yoo Henson's horror]
 * Yoo Henson: [Startled] HOLY SHIT, DUDE!
 * Helen Lenny: YOU GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE MONSTER!!!! [Yoo Henson jumps out of the chair, and runs straight to his room, terrified at Helen Lenny's enraged wrath] I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU!!!!!! DON'T YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME, YOO HENSON!!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???!!!! [runs upstairs and sees Frank standing there] WHERE IS HE?! WHERE IS YOUR BROTHER!!!!!
 * Frank: He's in the bathroom.
 * Helen Lenny: DON'T YOU TRY AND HIDE FROM ME NOW!!!!! YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE, YOO HENSON!!!!!! [She continues on into the bathroom until Frank shuts the door on her, Yoo Henson, Who revealed to came out of his room, puts some tape on the bathroom door] WHAAATT! WHAT, WHAT! YOO HENSON!!!! YOU OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!! [starts to pound her fist on the door]
 * Yoo Henson: Ma....Mom, I'm really sorry about before...
 * Helen Lenny: OPEN THIS DOOR!! [continues pounding on the door]
 * Yoo Henson: But Frank and I need to do something and we have to get the PlayStation for our Dad so he can happily forgive us.
 * Helen Lenny: [yelling] WHAT, WHAT?! NO VIDEO GAMES!!! YOU WILL NOT PLAY VIDEO GAMES UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE TO YOUR FATHER!!!!!!! [continues pounding on the door]
 * Yoo Henson: We have to do this, Mom. It's the only thing that can make our dad happy now!
 * Helen Lenny: [continues pounding on the door] YOU ARE DONE!! DO YOU HEAR ME???!!!!! YOU ARE BOTH DONE!!!!!!!!!!! [Helen Lenny let's out a scream of rage as she continued pounding on the door, As Yoo Henson and Frank runs off]