WikiViews/Honey, I Blew Up Myself

(It starts in 1991, where Randal Kleiser is working on a film when a writer comes into the room.)

Writer: Yo, Kleiser. Heard of a magical thing called fetishes?

Randal Kleiser: Yeah? Why?

Writer: Let’s put one in a Disney film.

Randal Kleiser: Fetish? In a Disney film? ... YES! I've made Honey, I Shrunk the Kids but why not a sequel to Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, but with macro instead of micro! Should the baby be gigantic?

Writer: Hmmm... How about... the scientist?

Randal Kleiser: That is... THE PERFECT IDEA YOU EVER COME UP WITH! What’s your name, fellow writer?

Writer: The name's Bay, Michael Bay.

(Kleiser stood silence for a while until he gladly shakes his hand)

Randal Kleiser: Why thanks for the idea, Bay!

Michael Bay: No prob, Rand. The film's name shall be... Honey, I Blew Up Myself

Randal Kleiser: Anyways, welcome to the crew! Now lights! Camera! Bay! And... Action!

(It cuts to 2020, where Glendy is telling a story to Dillon, Nolan, and Noah as the music box plays.)

Glendy: So then, both Bay and Kleiser proceed to make the film, although Bay was uncredited and earned a lot of money and it was released in 1992, the year after they made the film. And that's how a Honey, I Shrunk the Kids sequel was created. The End. The moral is that if you want to make a film, ask Michael Bay for suggestions. (closes book and smiles) Now... Any questions? (Dillon raises his hand) Yes, Dill?

Dillon: So Michael Bay was responsible?

Glendy: Well... Sorta... He's the one who suggested the title. But he never talks about it, only I knew about it. Because I sneak into the studio and heard them making a secret storybook of how they made the film and I stole it. Quack. (takes out the DVD and gives it to Dillon and Noah.) Here, Dill. A DVD I brought from Walmart yesterday. I kinda got it as a discount.

Noah: (reads) "

(They look at her)

Glendy: (grabs

Dillon: