WikiViews/Jesus and the Dog

It begins with Nolan praying.


 * Nolan: Thank you god for helping WikiViews come back and better.

Dillon comes in as he sits on the couch.


 * Dillon: Oh you believe in God? Everyone knows that he is fake and Santa is real.
 * Nolan: Umm actually-
 * Dillon: Ssssh. Don't speak.
 * Nolan: B..But I...
 * Dillon: Believe in a false god.
 * Nolan: No what I was trying to say was, Since were back what are we reviewing?
 * Dillon: I thought you knew.

(A light from heaven shines down howing a DVD of Jesus and the Dog)


 * Nolan: Well...I think God just answered our prayers

(Suddenly the light turns blood red as Satanic music begins to play)


 * Dillon: OH CRAP IT'S SATAN!
 * Nolan: Did you just say Satan? Uh, it's "Saitine", actually.
 * Dillon: Saitine sounds like a discount cracker brand.