Mario Opens Up A Soup Kitchen

Mario Opens Up A Soup Kitchen (MOUASK) is a game to release 10/12/2021. It is rated T for Terrible by the ESRB.

Development
In 2017, many software and movie production companies collaborated to create a game (codenamed Game of the Year). Gavin programmed the entire game and died of exhaustion. Shrek did everything else. On 6/9/2021, the first version (mouask_build.negative_1) released. Many people critizized it. "-1/10. The gameplay is horrible, the graphics are broken, and the game refused to start on many occasions."

- IGN

However, on 11/14/2022, version 6.9 released. It changed no one's opinion, but it added Godzilla, GLaDOS, multiple universes, 143,999,999 more soups and breeding.

Story
Bowser barges into the Mushroom Kingdom’s Town Hall and pays $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 to become the new mayor. Toadsworth accepts the bribe, and gives Bowser the position. However, Bowser takes all the money, and makes the Mushroom Kingdom’s economy collapse. Mario opens up a soup kitchen to raise money, to overthrow Bowser.

How to Play
Cheat the money of citizens that come to your soup kitchen by selling terrible soup at overpriced prices. If the citizens get too angry, they will call the police, and you will get arrested. That is why you should use the citizen for the next soup.

Eventually, you will be caught and halted by the CIA. They will wipe Mario's mind and he'll need to learn about breeding and other normal things. You will then be able to escape and you will unlock 2 characters: GLaDOS and Godzilla. They will help you.

Controls
Use the L stick to look around and the R stick to move. A has the character jump, B has them attack, and X has them dash. Y will seduce a character, and mashing X has you breed with them. By breeding, you will collect weiners to use when creating Weiner Soup.

Soups
There are over 144,000,000 different soups. Here are a few of them.