Tom and Jerry Meet Harry Potter/transcript

(We see three Siamese cats in black cloaks standing on top of the roof of the train station. One of them is wearing thick, round glasses)

SIAMESE CAT #1

Do you see anything?

SIAMESE CAT #2

I see...a cat and a mouse...huge man with a black mustache, yeah...yeah, definitely a black mustache...and there's a boy with a some lightning bolt scar on his forehead...and he's getting on the Hogwarts Express, yeah...yeah, definely the Hogwarts Express

(A third Siamese cat with thick eyebrows pounds him on the head)

SIAMESE CAT #3

Hey, we're not here for sight-seeing, Pan! Don't you get it? That is the exact same boy our master Lord Voldemort sent us to locate...er, what was his name again, Tin?

(Cut to: the first siamese cat is seen filing his claws)

SIAMESE CAT # 1

His name is Harry Potter, Alley.

ALLEY

Oh, right. So he's the boy our master tried to do away with ten years ago, huh?

TIN

That's right. Our master Lord Voldemort took out his mummy and daddy, Lily and James Potter. Now the boy will be the next to go! (Tin mimes a throat-cutting gesture)

TIN

Besides, I know exactly where the boy is headed with the cat, mouse and huge bearded man. They are off to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. We will report back to our master.