The Most Recent Vocaloid Update Ever

LOLA: Hey, guys, I'm Vocaloid Lola and right next to me is my married spouse Leon.

LEON: We have an update to say that more Vocaloids have their voicers already solved by someone else and not Kimberly Jordan, I suppose.

LOLA: Still not all Zero-G Vocaloids have their voicers revealed. We seem to be the only couple that is submerged by this same mystery.

LEON: Yeah, I guess we do.

Tonio: Tell it to my wife. She has her voicer already solved, but not mine. Who is going to solve it for me?

Cyber Songman: That's not the only Vocaloid company to bear it. I represent Yamaha USA, specifically.

VY1 Mizki: Bplats has it too. I'm a little anxious my cheeks are about to blush like hearts beating even 30 times faster!

VY2 Yūma: But luckily, Mizki and I are the only couple in our company who are just like that.

VY1 Mizki: W-we still have our anonymous seiyuus they never inserted their names for years!

VY2 Yūma: It's OK, my blossom, it'll all soon be figured out.

Oliver: As the only Vocaloid from PowerFX, I have a voicer who's name is not yet revealed.

Tonio: I can't stay calm any longer. How will we gentlemen ever get better if our voicers are unsolved?

Cyber Songman: I think my DJ can change our feelings.

Uni: Hey, everybody, I've got good news to tell you...

LOLA: Yes, Uni?

LEON: What is it?

Uni: I'm gonna have a boyfriend who's possibly in the same Vocaloid company as mine-- it's ST Media! Whoever he is, I wanna kiss him~

LOLA: Oh, I see you're very excited for him.

VY1 Mizki: Why not?

LEON: The gender ratio is trying to get in balance, that's for sure.

VY2 Yūma: Yeah, it sorta surprises me a little.

Tonio: Well, in that case, I'll prepare his arrival party for the time he is released.

Cyber Songman: And what is a party without music?

Oliver: Um, I think we shall hold it for that. In the meantime, would you like to take a look at James? He's my pet bird.

LOLA: I positively love to~

VY1 Mizki: So do I~

LEON: Of course, Oliver, I haven't seen him for ages.

VY2 Yūma: Neither have I.

Uni: Did you say pet bird? Oh, boy, I never have felt his feathers before. Let me touch him!

Tonio: James is a very nice name for a pet bird. I wish I can listen to him chirping all day if there is too much silence in my home.

Cyber Songman: Guess I'll take a break looking at him then.

LOLA: Aw, those feathers are so soft~!

LEON: I know, my dear, we really adore that pretty bird...