Gumball's Arrested Development/Transcript

Narrator: Now the story of a weird family who lost a regular ol' DVD, And the two sons who had no choice      but to keep it all together, It's Gumball's Arrested Development.
 * Nicole: Gumball, don't forget to take that DVD back today or we'll get a fine.
 * Gumball: Can't you do it? You're the one with the car.
 * Nicole: I wasn't the one who watched Alligators on a Train seventy-two times.
 * Gumball: Ah! But technically, you rented it with your money.
 * Nicole: The money I have to go and earn to feed you kids.
 * Gumball: The kids you decided to have.
 * [Nicole angrily punches a hole in the door]
 * Gumball: [Nervously] Yep! No problem Mom, I'll take it back!
 * Nicole: [Picks up the laundry basket and carries it upstairs] Oh, very kind of you honey. And don't forget to put on some pants. Bye-bye.
 * Gumball: [Glances down at his pants-less legs, sighs]
 * Narrator: He walks into the kitchen and guess what he saw?
 * Gumball: Darwin, have you seen that DVD anywhere? I-- [Realizes Darwin is using the DVD to cut the pizza] DARWIN! What are you doing?!
 * Darwin: I'm using the pizza cutter.
 * Narrator: He isn't.
 * Gumball: [Irate] That's not the pizza cutter! That's the DVD! Oh, gimme that! [Grabs it away from Darwin, seeing that it is covered with cheese] Aw man, you really have to be careful with these things. [Takes a scrubby sponge off the sink and starts wiping the DVD, unknowingly using the scouring side] The slightest scratch, and they're ruined. Forever.
 * Darwin: Uh, Gumball...
 * Gumball: [Interrupting] Ap-ap-ap. I am fed up with your carelessness, Darwin. This disc utilizes laser technology. You have treat it with respect.
 * Darwin: You're using the wrong side of the scrubby sponge.
 * Gumball: [Realizes what he is doing, sees the DVD all scratched up, and screams, throwing it into the air. It rolls around the sink basin before falling down the drain, where it is destroyed by the garbage disposal. He begins to cry] Noo! No! What are we gonna do?!
 * Darwin: Face the consequences of our actions and tell mom?
 * Gumball: [Stops crying] Don't be silly. I've got a much better idea.
 * Narrator: Earlier, he didn't know what they can do. Which is stupid.
 * Darwin: [Panicked] Dude! It's a letter from Laser Video!
 * Gumball: [Nonchalant] Ah, so what? Put it with the others.
 * Narrator: This is why Gumball and Darwin were putting in the fake cardboard DVD.
 * Gumball: Man, you say that, but I lost my trousers three weeks ago, and still no one's noticed. [Starts walking away very awkwardly in the stiff cardboard pants]
 * Darwin: Everyone's noticed that walk, though.
 * Gumball: Really?
 * Darwin: You look like you went to the bathroom in a spacesuit.