Operation A.W.E.S.O.M.E./Transcript

[The episode begins with Hoagie walking down the sidewalk. Some eyes are seen behind places he walks by. Hoagie walks by a bush, eyes are seen from the outside of it, hinting that someone is hiding there. Hoagie walks by a fence, eyes are also been above the fence. Hoagie walks by a mailbox, eyes are seen out from the inside of the mailbox. Soon, the people that were hiding inside the bush, fence, and mailbox jump out, and are revealed to be teens. They ambush Hoagie, which causes Hoagie to shriek. Each teen attacks Hoagie, one by one. Hoagie is then knocked out.]

Teen 1: [laughs] Stupid, Numbuh 2. He can't do anything right.

Teen 2: Yeah, too bad those KNDorks weren't there to protect him. [The teens laugh and walk away.]

Teen 3: That wimp will never be tough, cuz' he's nothing but a fat slob with stupid jokes, and a stupid positive attitude! [The teens laugh again.]

[Hoagie tries to get up but just can't. It takes him a few wobbly seconds, but Hoagie staggers to his feet. He then starts limping away. After a half-hour, he reaches the Sector V Treehouse. He enters the treehouse.]

Wallabee: Hey, Hoagie how's it go...[shocked] WHAT THE CRUD?! What happened to you? You look like a crumpled up police drawing of a suspect that was an overgrown chicken nugget made from moss and vinegar!

Nigel: Numbuh 4, what is with all the yell...[Sees Hoagie with his scars, shocked.] Blimey, Hoagie! Why do you look like a cake wreck that was pooped on by bugs, and then dipped in gravy?!

Abigail: [walks in] Nah, Numbuh 5 say Numbuh 2 looks more like a crimson-colored jacked up computer of a crayon-eating adult.

Kuki: [walks in] I don't know Abigail, looks more like a Rainbow Monkey that went through a construction wringer and got all the stuffing squeezed out of it.

[Hoagie sighs and plops down, dejectedly.]