Disney's House of Villains 2: Calling All Heroes/Transcript

This is the transcript for ''Disney's House of Villains: Calling all Heroes. ''

(Walt Disney Television Animation studios plays)

Opening￼
The film begins (The TV-PG-V logo was shown) [During the opening as firstly seen the stars and then scroll right down by it's angle when you see the red moon above the earth from a far distance in the outer space and afterwards, we see the title of Mickey's house of mouse has faded in but it changes into Disney's House of Villains 2: Calling all Heroes then fades out].

[The scene turns right directly by it's angle and seen the Saturn]. [A few seconds there is two space ships has came suddenly appeared whilst flying far opposite to the Saturn such as star destroyer and mining ship red dwarf].

[By a half second there is starbug and blue midget has came out of the entrance of landing bay from their vessel]. [Then the scene cuts to inside the starbug while red dwarf crew having a conversation when piloting at the cockpit].

Arnold Rimmer: Hey, where are we going?

Kryten:Well, Mr rimmer sir, it looks like we'll going to the earth actually, and we also all going to attend the nightclub called the house of mouse and it is located in toontown because that we all have being invited to confirm as the brand new guests.

Dave Lister: Cool.

The Cat: Okay, are we prepared?

Arnold Rimmer: Well (sees the Little Einsteins' Rocket), what the smeg are those kids doing?

Kryten: I think they're riding in their rocket.

Arnold Rimmer: Well, they're coming too.

The Cat: Hopefully, they won't interrupt the party, okay my smeg-mates?

Kryten and Holly: Okay.

Dave Lister: Absolutely okay my mates, we're going into earth!

[The several tie fighters has came out from the star destroyer, the Little Einsteins' Rocket and millennium falcon also suddenly appeared from above of starbug as they about to start to head off towards the earth before arriving at the house of mouse].

[Cut to a scene back on earth Downtown Toontown where Harry and Hermoine ride the Flying Ford Angila]

[Before it happens, we see Neo from the Matrix at the outside of the House of Mouse]. Neo: Mister, is there any sign of Agent Smith?

Mickey: Nope.

Neo: Good then. (Neo takes his glasses off and gives a thumbs up to Mickey then he enters the House of Mouse).

(Cuts to Harry and Hermione).

Harry: Well Hermione, we'll be going to the house of mouse.

Hermoine: Oh great.

Harry: Yeah and I wish that Voldermort wouldn't ruin halloween tonight. (Harry and Hermione see Doremi Harukaze riding the Maho-do Bus from Ojamajo DoReMi)

Harry: Well, hello there my little lady

Doremi: Well, hello. I'm a sorceress in training.

Harry: Well, I'm a sorcerer in training as well. (Ferb Fletcher from Phineas and Ferb is seen at the top of the Maho-do Bus dressed up as Neo from The Matrix without the Glasses).

Ferb: Well, Good evening everybody. [Before the Spaceships landing at earth by approaching the house of mouse.] [after the spaceships landed, various sci-fi and fantasy heroes come to the house of mouse, along with many vehicles parking such as Mr. Bean's mini, the Light Cycles, Spectrum Patrol Car, Lightning McQueen, Cole McGrath's bike, Sonic's Speed Star, the Batmobile, the Little Einsteins' Rocket and many, many more]

[But shortly if you might have seen another heroes and heroines were coming to the house of mouse from outside whom appears to be Ferb Fletcher, Hermoine Granger, Solid Snake, Raiden, Eva, Big Boss, Meryl, Otacon, Sonic, Tails, Captain Scarlet, Captain Blue,The Destiny Angels, Agent 47, James Bond, Honey Ryder, Octopussy, Dana Scully, Fox Mulder, Walter Skinner, John Dogget, Monica Reyes, Captain America, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Indiana Jones, Sheriff Woody, Elsa, Captain Jack Sparrow, Master Chief, Finn the Human, Jake the Dog, Captain James T. Kirk, Mordecai, Peter Pan, Wendy, Alice, Bambi, Thumper, Robin Hood, Mowgli, Baloo, Bagheera, King Louie, The Pink Panther, Casper, Popeye, Sailor Chibi-Moon, Sailor Venus, The Doctor, the Red Dwarf crew, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Crash, Coco, Crunch, the Guardians of the Galaxy, the Teen Titans, Star, Marco, the Pines twins, Mr. Bean, Irma Gobb, Batman, Iron Man, Thor, Black Widow, the Ghostbusters, the Cures and Olive Oyl as they made their way before enter the theatre by waiting at the foyer where reservation was near by].

[The scene cuts to the foyer that's where Phineas Flynn dressed up as the Symbiote Spider-Man, Star Butterfly dressed up as Rey, Wander, Slyvia, Princess Sofia in her Picnic Games outfit, Prince James, James Bond, Peter Pan, Aladdin, Jasmine, Genie, Homer Simpson, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Kermit the Frog, Cookie Monster, Big Bird, Tom Cat, Jerry Mouse, Top Cat, Benny, Peggy Carter, Shaggy, Scooby Doo, Daphne Blake, Little Nemo, Princess Camille, Professor Genius, Bugs Bunny, Penelope Pitstop, Yoshimitsu, Anna Williams, Nina Williams, Ling Xiaoyu, Jun Kazama, Chun-Li, Mileena, Spongebob, Gumball, Darwin, Max Rocktansty, The Doctor, Yaya Panda, Uncle Grandpa, G-Man, Heavy Weapons Guy, Aquaman, Beast Boy, Michaelangelo, Patrick Star, Wolverine, Shredder, Krillin, Doremi Harukaze, Harry Potter, Florance, Brian the Snail, Dougal, Simba, Timon and Pumbaa, Lara Croft, Superman, Wonder Woman, Trunks, Vegeta, Sailor Moon, Sailor Saturn, Sailor Mars, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Ryu, Sasuke Uchiha, the Joker, Gordon Freeman, Knuckles, Rouge, Shadow, Coco, Crunch and Rigby are walking pass near by.]

(Then when we seen Little Nemo alongside with Princess Camille and Professor Genius were came to meet Mickey Mouse).

Little Nemo:

Mickey Mouse:

Little Nemo:

Princess Camile:

Professor Genius:

[Then cuts to the scene where Mulder and Scully arrives at the foyer near by the entrance, they also walk over to greet mickey and begin to interact with each other.]

Dana Scully: Well Hello there you must be mickey mouse right.

Mickey: Yes ma'am my name is mickey mouse.

Dana Scully: So this is the nightclub that you and your friends were runs it.

Mickey: Oh yes that's right it is the nightclub that's we were all do invite every old and new guests, even animal, robot, human, soldier and superhero so please feel welcome to the house of mouse.

Dana Scully: Well thank you mickey that's very much appreciated.

Dana Scully So my name's agent Dana scully i am a FBI Agent, I usually working on positioned as a Medical doctor, i mostly do get involved with it's related examination and allow me to introduce you to my partner? This is agent fox Mulder.

Fox Mulder: I'm Fox Mulder, one of The FBI Agents, i was being working on the evidence of any related government conspiracies, according to these unexpected mysterious cases that we had got them from the X-files and please to meet you mickey.

Mickey: Oh yes, It's very gratefully honored to meet you too, Mulder and Scully. (Mickey shakes Mulder and Scully's hands for welcoming to his club and then they entered)

(Mickey sees Star Butterfly dressed up as Rey and Marco Diaz dressed up as Finn from Star Wars).

Mickey: Hey you two!

Star and Marco: Hey Mickey!

Mickey: Welcome to the House of Mouse!

Star and Marco: Thanks!

Mickey: Anytime. (Afterwards, they went into the House of Mouse).

Dave: Hello, I'm Dave what's ya name, me lady?

Izzy: I'm Izzy, part of Jake's crew.

Dave: Well, it's a pleasure to met ya. (Dave shakes her hand)

Dave: What the Smeg is kid doing? (Sees Chris and Joy from Superbook passing by)

Dave: Who are you?

Christopher Peepers: I'm Christopher and nice to meet you and meet my friend Joy.

Dave: I'm Dave Lister, one of the crew from Mining Ship Red Dwarf and it's so great to meet you too. (Chris and Dave shake hands)

Dave: What the smeg? (Sees Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls passing by in his Tuxedo) who are you?

Dipper: Hello, I'm Dipper, brother of Mabel. [The Scene zooms on Jake from Jake and the Neverland Pirates conversing Chibiusa from Sailor Moon].

Jake: Hey matey, wanna be mates?

Chibiusa: Sure.

(Jake sees Frieza from Dragon Ball Z giving a box) Frieza: Well, happy Halloween and I've hope you appreciate my trick.

Jake: What the heck is this, some kind of a jack-in-a-box? (Jake winds the box until the piping object is a Minion from Despicable Me)

(BGM: Afro Circus- Instrumental)

Jake: Uh-oh.

Minion: (Sees Jake's hair being a Banana) Banana!

[Meanwhile, an another scene we see Sofia from Sofia the First in her picnic games attire and Harry from Harry Potter in an another table playing cards with their wands]

Sofia: Hey, what game are we playing?

Harry: Magical Card collecting.

Sofia: Oh. Ferb: Well, good evening.

Both: Good evening.

Act 1: Welcome Everybody and Everypony at the House of Mouse.
(Before Mike announces we see Scorpion and Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat interacting with Ghost Rider from Marvel Knights in a table)

Scorpion: Well, looks like you're a skull like me.

Ghost Rider: A Skull? I'm a biker from the undead.

Scorpion: Where?

Ghost Rider: At the desert.

Sub-Zero: Fantastic and as long as Shao Kahn isn't here or else, I'm gonna perform a Spine Rip at him. (Performs a Spin Rip at a crocodile while a mild amount of blood spreads)

(Audience gasps and gets shocked)

(Cuts to Mike the Microphone) Mike: Ladies, Gentlemen, Mobians, Sailor Scouts, Scientists, Superheroes, Agents, Spies and all of all guests please welcome to the house of mouse, i would like to announced tonight's Halloween and now may I present? Mickey Mouse!

Mickey: Hello there people and welcome to the house of mouse and It's Halloween tonight, we're having a Big Treat.

[People clap their hands and while they're doing that, cut to the scene were Sonic talks to Rainbow Dash in a table].

Sonic: Hey, check it out.

Rainbow Dash: What is it? (Shadow appears out of nowhere but in front of the table while wearing his Halloween attire from Sonic Runners)

Shadow: Nightmare's Eve?

Rainbow Dash: Ahhhhhh! (Screams loudly and hides into the table)

Sonic: Calm down Dashie, there's nothing to be scared of.

Rainbow Dash (scared and chattering teeth): You think?

Sonic: Yeah.

Rainbow dash: Phew.

Pinkie Pie: Surprise!

Sonic: Happy Halloween Pinkie.

Pinkie Pie: Happy Halloween too!

[Then also cuts to the scene were Solid snake was having a conversation with Otacon and he talks about Halloween while sat down between Meryl and Colonel Roy Campbell].

Snake: Otacon, you know is Halloween tonight there was nothing to be even more scary.

Otacon: Yeah that's right snake but because Halloween is the special night indeed, I am sure everyone is not to be scared of this evening. Otacon: As everyone were having a special treat has gave us tonight and Literally when those children had to dress up as witches, vampires, superheroes, super-villains, sailor scouts, Hogwarts students , princes, princesses, Medics, talking hedgehogs , talking cats, talking mice, Soldiers, talking horses , Fireside girls, OWCA Agents, School Bullies, policemen, talking animals and even wizards while celebrating all hallows eve every year.

Snake: I guess you're correct. (Twilight Sparkle appears popping out in the table)

Twilight: Surprise!

Snake: Well, this is unexpected and hey, isn't that the first time I've met an animal before?

Otacon: No, no you didn't and I hope it's not Tabuu or Bowser.

Meryl:

[In an another scene, we see Sally Acorn from Archie's Sonic the Hedgehog and RoboCop himself in an another table doing the same thing as Snake and Otacon did while we see Steven and Connie from Steven Universe.]

Sally: Well, has anyone think here that Halloween is scary?

RoboCop: No, of course not and I'm sure everyone here is safe.

Steven: Well, no of course not? Connie: Yeah, nobody's supposed to be scared at the dark right?

Steven: Yeah. Sally: Well, as everyone gave a special treat tonight, literally even Mobian children dress up as Me, Sonic, Tails, Amy, Doctor Eggman, Cubot, MegaMan, Sticks, You, my Father, My Mother, Nicole and even G.U.N. soldiers while going to every house in Sonic's World while celebrating Halloween, right?

RoboCop: Affirmed.

Ferb: Well, good evening then and I hope you've got a good Halloween.

RoboCop: Same here.

(In an another scene, we see Luke Skywalker and Han Solo from Star Wars conversing Rei Hino/Sailor Mars from Sailor Moon and Crash from Crash Bandicoot).

Luke: Hey, what's this?

Crash: Well, I'm telling you that tonight, it's Halloween and nothing to be scared of, OK?

Rei: Yes, yes we got. Han: Heck even the stormtroopers and the dark side joined this party!

Luke, Rei and Crash: What!?

Han: Sure. (The quartet see the villains coming over)

Mario and Luigi: Oh no! (They later see the villains coming)

(Therefore the scene cuts to the foyer that's where Max and Goofy has briefly seen a group of villains were coming to the house of mouse whom appears to be in order are: Immortan Joe, Harley Quinn, Agent Smith and his clones, Shinnok, Loki, Piccolo, Cigarettes Smoking Man, The Flukeman, Eugene Tooms, Duane Barry, Sheriff Arens, Knowle Rohrer, Alex Krycek from The X-Files, Sniper Wolf, Liquid Snake, Vulcan Raven, Buxton the blue cat, Shere Khan, Scar, Pete, Queen of Hearts, Evil Queen, Polymorph, Davros, Daleks, Simulant Convict, Dr Julius No, Oddjob, Prince John, Big Bad Wolf, Cruella DeVil, Bowser, the Koopalings, Dr Neo cortex, Uka Uka, Captain Hook, Heihachi Mishima, The Hood, Mr Burns, Big Bad Wolf, Darth Vader, Denzel Crocker, Miss Nettle, 8 Ball, Aunt Grandma, Stormtroopers, Grand Moff Tarkin and Queen Beryl)

Loki: Happy Halloween.

(The scene cuts to the foyer where Pete stood nearby the reservation but Pete only just seen someone who coming over towards him).

Cigarettes Smoking Man: Hello there stranger, i presumed that you must be Pete, and it does seems that could be the problem right?

Pete: That's me alright, because that wretched idiotic mickey mouse is to took a blame on me all of time, and he was obviously always runs this cartoon club for trying to disrupt my only reputation just had being completely ruined.

Cigarettes Smoking Man: Oh i see, i was just being expect to arrived by coming to the house of mouse this evening and it seems that mickey was always being involved to host their shows at the cartoon club by accept all of guest invitations.

Pete:Well, well. It looks like we've got some new mates to show up and people, what plans are we going to do this Halloween?

Cigarettes Smoking Man: Well perhaps i suggest we should go over there to the backstage, and then let's shall we discuss with those other villains about your disastrous problem, and ensure agent Fox Mulder doesn't intent to interrupt our arrangement party on this Halloween anyway?

Pete: Well sure.

(Therefore cuts to the scene as we see Darth Vader, Grand Moff Tarkin, Jafar, Loki, Liquid Snake, Sniper Wolf, Dr Julius No, Auric Goldfinger, Nick Nack, Colonel Tan-Sun Moon, Hudzen-10, Mola Ram, Jacqueline Natla, Buxton The Blue Cat, Daleks, Frieza, Madara Uchiha, Agent Smith, Shao Kahn, the Joker and more were came over to Pete at the backstage near behind the theatre).

(So the group of villains were started a discussion about those plans as they were going to attempt to take over the house of mouse gone by after midnight awhile hanging out with Pete).

Darth Vader: Well, good evening people.

Dr Julius No:

Pete: Hey mister, what plans do you got?

Loki: Well, I was thinking that we must take over Mickey's place for being the host at the House of Mouse tonight.

Jafar: Correct. I've ruled the House of Mouse that the last time, I've got defeated by Mickey Mouse.

Darth Vader: Well, maybe we could use our powers of the dark-side altogether, right?

Dr Julius No: Yes, yes we suppose to.

Darth Vader: And then we trick the guests here and take their treats.

Buxton The Blue Cat: Well yeah, then what are we gonna do tonight?

Jafar: Work together like we never, EVER did that before!

Sniper Wolf: Yep.

Captain Hook: And then we take their treasure.

Mola Ram: And then we hypnothize the guests.

Jacqueline Natla: And what happens if we did those things?

Liquid Snake: And then our Halloween is complete!

Darth Vader: Absolutely, as we all have being partly concerned about these results of his low reputation, according to the numbers of guest attendances after had sent out all invitations to our club and then now we got our evil plans was finally kept in the hands of villains before we do just getting prepared for them to take over the house of mouse, but the cartoon show is not yet complete until it's officially confirmed by midnight on Halloween.

Dr Julius No: But how?

Darth Vader: Well, the emperor knows that we might expect all of you to join in the team with us to attend at the theatre on Halloween tonight when the show is over will be gone by midnight, and many of other guests whom dares to challenge against our villainous party.

Dr Julius No: Right, we do definitely have our spectre agents to establish our party to be placed on duty to double guard on the entire club is to stop mickey and friends for entering our house of villains again.

[After that, Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury from Sailor Moon enters the House of Mouse after going insde the door]

[Meanwhile, when Ami is at the foyer, we see more visitors like Michael Knight riding KITT, B.A. Baracus, Pops, Lance Vance, Rick Grimes, Shao Kahn, Turles, Deidara, Monkey D. Luffy, Nami, Cooler, Lucario, Ash, Pikachu, Ichigo Kurosaki, Gru, Sailor Pluto, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Toni Cipriani, Salvator Leone, Aku, Jacky Bryant, Clarence, Sumo, Jeff, Pearl in her tuxedo, Garnet, Amethyst, Lapis Lazuli, Peridot, The Architect, Steve, Alex, Wario, Waluigi, Jak and Daxter, Conker, the Flash, Nostalgia Critic, Angry Video Game Nerd, Garrett Bobby Ferguson, Skips, Mrs. Wicket, A Mobianized Princess Luna, Misty, Brock, Boonie, Serena, Toriko, Saitama, Benson, Garrett Bobby Ferguson, Mac, Bloo, Cable, Samurai Jack, the Scotsman, Snoopy, Charlie Brown, Lucy van Pelt, Buck, Manny, May, Sid, Yoda, Squirrel Girl, Spider-Gwen, Deadpool, Wolverine, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Tracer, Manny Garcia, Perfect Cell, Gen, Urien, Decapre and Jasper are passing by at the background].

Mickey: Welcome my ma'am.

Ami: Thanks Mickey.

Jake: Well, hello there and welcome me matey to the team.

Ami: Hi, nice to meet you. (KITT Pulls back)

Michael Knight: Here's your cash my man.

(Michael Knight gives Mickey the money in which constists of 8 $100 Bills which they're green).

Mickey: Thanks. (Michael and Mickey do thumbs ups at each other)

(Afterwards, KITT comes to the house of Mouse).

Mickey: Hey mister.

Deadpool (voiceover): Yep!

Mickey: Well, he has been paid.

(In an another scene, we see the Nostalgia Critic and Rocko were conversing)

NC: Well, it's seems to be one of the craziest creatures I've ever seen.

Rocko: Wait, you're calling me an alien?

NC: Fine then, at least you aren't a bad, bad, BAD movie.

(In an another scene, we see Sarah Jane Smith interacting with a Mobianized Applejack and Indy).

Indy: Well, good evening my ladies, I guess we've got some treasure to get.

Sarah: Correct.

Applejack: Howeee! Does that mean I would make apple pie?

Indy: Well, maybe later.

(In an another scene, we see Jack from Samurai Jack meeting Captain Jake from Jake and the Never Land Pirates in a table alongside Spidey and Black Widow)

Jack: Well, well people, it looks like it won't be a bad future tonight, okay?

Jake: Yeah! I was thinking' that there would be some gold doubloons to get, am I right.

Black Widow: Umm maybe but as you all know, we're expecting some new agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. so that way, we can protect the Earth from Danger.

Spidey: Yeah! I'm a hero who fights crime and your friendly neighborhood Spidey, at your service.

Jack: Then who wants a sword fight with me?

Jake: Ummm, maybe later.

Act 2: Talking About Halloween
(Cut to a table where Ferb Fletcher, Minako Aino/Sailor Venus and the Doctor talk about Halloween but Ferb however, is dressed up as Neo from the Matrix without the Glasses)

Ferb: Hello you two, are you ready for conversing about Halloween? Minako: Yep.

The Doctor: Indeed.

Ferb: Halloween is a holiday where everybody got spooked (Everybody laughs; the laugh track is from ITV's Mr. Bean). (Frankie from Monster High is seen)

Ferb: Well, good evening my lady and what's your name? Frankie: Frankie, Frankie Stein.

Ferb: Oh, good evening then. Ready for a trick or treat?

Frankie: Sure. (Before that cuts to the another table where Kryten, Lister, Rimmer and cat while talking about Halloween between Mowgli, Shanti, Cinderella, Lara Croft, Bagheera and Baloo were also in an another table)

Dave: I don't think Halloween is for candy, right my smeg-heads?

Kryten: Yes, yes you think.

Rimmer: I think that people are here there for Halloween.

The Cat: Yep.

Rimmer: Well, we all obviously knew that everyone were just came for Halloween to dress up as

Cinderella:

Baloo:

Mowgli:

Lara Croft:

The Cat:

(After that, cut back to the 4 people talking about Halloween in the previous table) (In an another table, we see Pearl in her tux and Phineas Flynn conversing about Halloween, Phineas however, is dressed up as Symbiote Spider-Man while not wearing the mask)

Phineas:Hey my ma'am, Happy Halloween!

Pearl: Well, thanks and anyways, I don't think tonight's for tricks but for treats, right?

Phineas: Well yep. (We see Marine from Sonic dressed up as a Pirate Captain)

Marine: Surprise me Mateys!

(the scene also cuts to the table where Little Nemo, Princess Camille, Professor Genius were having conversation between Captain Scarlet, and Captain Blue, Fox Mulder, Dana Scully and Walter Skinner.)

Fox Mulder:

Dana Scully:

Fox Mulder:

Little Nemo:

Princess Camille:

Little Nemo:

Professor Genius:

Princess Camille:

Dana Scully:

Captain Blue:

Captain Scarlet:

Walter Skinner:

Captain Scarlet

Captain Blue:

(Meanwhile at the kitchen, we see Penguins preparing various food and drinks, such as Candy Apples, Chocolate coated apples, Moon brooch shaped cookies, dragon ball shaped cookies, cutie mark shaped cookies, Starbug and Red dwarf Ship Shaped Cookies, and many more)

Mickey: Well, tonight, we prepared Halloween right?

Donald: Sure.

Goofy: How can

First Halloween Cartoon Short
Ferb: Hey everybody, ready for a new spooky clip? (Audience cheers)

Mickey: Alright Everybody we have our brand new spooky favorite cartoon to shown starring one of our favorite guests.

Dana Scully: Aww did we hear that Mulder, it sounds like one of the guests were going to appear in the cartoon.(As Mulder and scully both smiled at each other)

Redkin 1:Shhhhhhh

Dana Scully: Sorry

(Cut to the scene as everyone give around applause to mickey and then now presenting the show a music video of Thriller)

(Title card: Thriller starring Ferb and company)

Note: The song Thriller by Michael Jackson is based on Michael Jackson: The Experience.

(Scene: Living Room at the Flynn-Fletcher House where we see Ferb Fletcher￼ dressed up as the Ninth Doctor and a mobianized Rainbow Dash)

Ferb: Hey￼ my lady. Rainbow Dash: Yeah? Ferb: Well tonight, we're gonna dance with the horrorific people.

RD: What!? (Screams)

Ferb: Don't worry, you're gonna give a shot.

RD (chattering scaredly): Okay￼.

BGM: Thriller by Michael Jackson (In the first parts of the song, we see Ferb and Rainbow Dash dancing the moves of Thriller along with an army of zombies resembling Justin Bieber, the entire One Direction gang, Adam Sandler, Mr. Bean, Goku, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Indiana Jones, Irma Gobb, the entire Simpsons family, the entire Griffin family, Peter Parker and Carol Danvers) Ferb: (lip syncing) (Short ends) (Afterwards, the crowd cheers).

Act 2½: Ferb's Stand-Up Comedy Show
(Everybody claps) (Scene: Backstage) Mickey: Hey, welcome Ferb to the crew. (Ferb is seen dressed up as Neo without the glasses)

Ferb: Well, tonight I want to make people chuckle at my jokes. (Scene: The Stage where Ferb makes an appearance) Ferb￼: (appears as Neo from The Matrix, again but without the glasses): Well, good evening everyone and everypony.

Audience: Good Evening!

Ferb: Wanna know my jokes. Audience: (Cheers very loudly; the sound effect is from various big sports events)

Ferb: Well, wanna know why you need a KITT? (Cut to a scene where Michael Knight and KITT from Universal's Knight Rider in a table)

KITT: What is he doing? Michael Knight: He's making a joke. KITT: What, at me?

Michale Knight: Sure. (Cuts back to Him)

Ferb: Because if you have a car, you've got to have a Construction KITT! Get it? Audience: (Laughs very loudly; this sound￼ effect is from Mr. Bean)

(Cut to a table where Black Widow, Indiana Jones, Rouge the Bat, Green Lantern and Marty McFly laugh each other) (Cuts back to him) Ferb: Well, what happens if you put Dipper and nachos in a Pine Tree?

Audience: What? Ferb: A Cheesy Dipper Nacho Pine Tree￼, get it?

(Cuts back to Dipper from Gravity Falls)

Dipper: Hey, nobody makes fun at M (slips in a Banana Peel) eeeeeee!

Audience: (Laughs again; this sound effect is from Mr. Bean as well) (cut to where the Redkins are, the chair are laughing!

Redkin 1: Ferb really is a joker of jokes (Meanwhile, Nathan, Katie and Whisper from Yo-Kai Watch come to the house of mouse) Mickey: you missed our first Halloween short, but you are just in time for Ferb'sJokes Nate: Thanks.

Ferb: (cuts back to him) Okay, what happens if you got a Lion King and a ½?

Audience: What? (Ferb holds a black cat)

Ferb: What the? (Mr. Bean's Orange Mini is seen while falling)

Ferb: Ow. (Audience laughs very very very loudly; This sound effect is from Mr. Bean)

Ferb: (Goes out and while getting dizzy) A Lion King 1½: Hakuna Matat..ow!

Mike: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for everybody in Danville's favorite comedian, Ferb Fletcher! (Audience claps, cheers and positively whistles very loudly while Ferb is mildly injured, goes out into the car)

Ferb: Thank you everybody and thank you all and what the heck? (Sees GLaDOS from Portal) GLaDOS: I think you're a Vegeta-ble, you monster. (Sees Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z)

Vegeta: What? (Crowd Boos at GLaDOS while Vegeta walks into the stage)

GLaDOS: What are you doing?

(Cuts to a scene where we see Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show in a table)

Rigby: Hey computer, you jokes are stupid!

Mordecai: Yeah! (The crowd continuously boos until Vegeta, Ferb and GLaDOS argue each other)

GLaDOS: What, I'm a computer who just got killed by a woman who comes with her father at bring your daughter to Work day?

Vegeta: What are you calling me a Vegetable?

Ferb: Hey, aren't you just furious like that sergeant from the time that Phineas and I got to lose my Imagination?

GLaDOS: Well no, You've either evented Wheatley or Me, and for a long time I've never got killed twice by Chell.

Vegeta: Why, just because I'm angry at Goku when I've met him!

Ferb: Why, you think that he's much better than you well, nobody makes jokes in the House of Mouse like Gaston!

Gaston: (gasps and jaw drops)

Ferb: Heck you stink you 2 you're buckets of fried chicken and should know you're acting like jerks?

Vegeta: Hell no! I'm not a jerk! (Holds Ferb's chest and gets angrily at him until the audience laughs) (Crowd laughs loudly; This sound effect is from Mr. Bean)

Second Cartoon Short: World's Funniest Moments

Ferb: Hey everybody, want to see an another cartoon short? (Audience cheers and claps their hands very loudly)

Ferb: Take it away then! (The TV is shown a movie clips that counts down to 3, 2, 1) (Title Card: World's Funniest moments)

(Clip: Live-Action Mr. Bean Pilot)

(Mr. Bean is seen in his mini while on the way home, he takes a wrong turn and crashes his mini) (Audience laughs very loudly; This sound effect is from Mr. Bean)

(Back to the table then we see Nate and Mr. Bean)

Mr. Bean: My Car!

(Clip: Monsters Inc Gag Reel)

(Scene: Harryhausens')

Mike:

Sulley:

Mike:

Sulley: (Audience laughs loudly; This sound effect is from Mr. Bean)

(Clip: Wander Over Yonder, "The Time Bomb")

(Scene: Slyvia gets very mad)

Harvax: Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock (Audience laughs; This sound effect is from Mr. Bean)

(Back to the audience in which consists Sonic the Hedgehog, Rainbow Dash, The Doctor, Indiana Jones, Aang, Patrick Star, Rigby, Tuxedo Mask, Sailor Mars, Uncle Grandpa, Nate Adams, Ash, Star Butterfly, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Indiana Jones, Rick Grimes and Sally Acorn laughing)

Slyvia: (Gets Angry) What?! I'm angry while I'm racing?!

(Clip: MLP:FiM, "

Act 3: Ferb Dances
(Audience Cheers happily while clapping) (Scene: Costume Room)

Ferb: Well, what the heck I'm going to do to impress the audience?

Mickey: You need magic. Ferb: (listens Moonlight Legend by DALI from Sailor Moon in the MP3) Yeah, some Magical girl magic?

Silver: Nope.

Ferb: That's it! (In an another scene, we see Pooh in a table)

Pooh: Hey?

Where's my Honey?

Spyro: (seen dressed up as the Green Lantern): There it is mister.

(He uses the Lantern ring to put it down to the table)

Pooh: Thanks.

Spyro: You're welcome.

Act 4: It's Our House Now
Same as the original with adjustments.

(After the second cartoon when audience cheering insisted to many superheroes that appeared in the film including the Avengers, the Guardians of the Galaxy, the X-Men, the Fantastic Four, many of the Spider-Men and Spider-Women, the Justice League, the Teen Titans, etc.)

Dana Scully: That's absolutely great show isn't it, Mulder!

(The scenes to where Minnie was stood above the entrance of house of mouse theatre it was now gone midnight before then Pete alongside with Dr Julius No, Liquid Snake, Darth Vader, Sniper Wolf, stormtroopers, Genome Soldiers, Loki plus more villains were came right over to approach her and also preparing the trick for mickey mouse).

Pete: Well, well, it's time to take over the House of Mouse!

Dr Julius No: Yes and yes.

Darth Vader: What are we gonna do?

Loki: I think it's time to take over.

Mickey Mouse (Spoken): Okay, everyone. Now it's time for a change of pace.

Cruella Da Vil: Lights Out.

Mickey: Huh?

Lister: Oh Smeg, the simulants are coming.

Jake (Pirate): What the heck?

Chibiusa: No!

Ferb: What the hell is happening, more villains?

Usagi: Yes, yes they are.

Megaman: Calm down everybody, there's nothing to be afraid of.

Steven: Oh bother.

Connie: (wields Rose's Sword pointing at Loki) Yeah, it's just Jasper is here.

Amy Rose: Yep, it's Halloween after all. Or was it?

Shadow: Quiet!

Izzy:Oh boy.

Spider-Man: Man!

Sonic: Uh-oh.

Sally: Wait, Eggman's here?

Finn (Adventure Time): Well yeah.

Jake the Dog: (faints)

Scully: (Mulder, Dogget and Skinner were confusedly shocked while sat between her) Mulder What's happening.

Loki: Right you are Mickey, It's Halloween you know and with just the right touch.

Loki: This could be quite the Place.

Cruella De Vil: The full of wholesome, Scary Faces.

Queen Beryl: Hanging Out.

Ultron: Feeling Fine.

Darth Vader: Where everyone's a friend of mine.

Queen Beryl: Inside the evil joint. (Mola Ram, Cigarettes smoking man, Captain Hook and Liquid Snake are seen at the back of Queen Beryl.)

Mola Ram: Every guests get to the point.

Captain Hook, Loki, Darth Vader, Mola Ram, Cruella DeVil, Hades, Shere Khan and Galactus: This day will live in infamy. (Lara Croft, Winston, The Beast, Belle, Peter Pan, Wendy, Harry Potter, Wolverine, Spider-Man, the Witchlings, Ethan Hunt, Mr. Bean, Hermione Granger, Ginny Wesley, Ron Wesley, Simba, Nala, Scooby Doo, Shaggy, Alice, Mad Hatter, March Hare, Dougal, Dylan,  Ermintrude, Aang, Katara, Ryu, Chun-Li, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Vegeta, the  Sailor Scouts, Lilo and Stitch, C-3PO, R2-D2, Spider-Gwen, the Guardians of the Galaxy, the Justice League, Elsa, Anna, Baymax, GoGo Tomago, the Matrix trio and Luke Skywalker are seen in the background above the two floor balconies towards the front of villains on stage.)

[Clock chimes in midnight]

Queen Beryl: The House of Mouse is history! (Evil Laughs)

Loki, Jafar, Frieza, Queen Beryl, Madara, Evil Queen, Darth Vader,, Jasper, Garrett Bobby Ferguson, Cigarettes Smoking Man,  Cruella DeVil, Shere Khan and Hades: It's our house now!

All Villains: it's our House Now!

Jacqueline Natla, Sophia Leigh, Hitchhiking ghosts, Drizella and Anastasia Tremaine: It's the fact you can't ignore!

Genome Soldiers, The Pirate Crew, Stormtroopers, Maleficent's  Goons, Raoul Silva, Pete, Zeebad, Liquid Snake, Ivan Raidenovitch Raikov, Decoy Octopus, Dr. Hämsterviel, Fransico Scaramanga: Shut the windows.

The Daleks, Hitchhiking Ghosts: (Singing while scaring Mowgli, Baloo, Tigger, Winnie The Pooh, Piglet, Indiana Jones) Lock the doors.

Villains: It's our house now!

Hook's Pirates, The Joker, Davy Jones, The Hood, Ernst Blofeld,  Iriol, Gaara, Piccolo, Shao Kahn, Agent Smith and his clones, Wolfrun, Princess Ivy, Broly and Lord Voldemort: Raise your mugs, thieves and thugs.

Sniper Wolf, The Boss, Azula, Megatron, Darkseid, Carnage, Frieza and The Fates: Join the rebel rousing crowd!

All Villains: (Grand Theft Auto Final Bosses from the 3D Universe/2001-2006 Era, Buxton the Blue Cat, Polymorph, Dr Julius No, Kamal Khan, Aunt Grandma, Emperor Krell, Flukeman, the Deadly six, Agent Smith's clones, Aku and the Dazzlings are seen) It's our house now!

Si and am: all the coolest cats fit in so perfectly

Maleficent: Every evil queens gets due respect.[Transform into dragon]

Galactus: (Speaking to maleficent) Love your work.

Kaa: You'll forget your troubles, put your trust in me.

The Queen of Hearts, Doquixote Doflamingo and Darth Vader: You've had your fun.

Genome Soldiers, Card Soldiers and Stormtroopers: You've had made your play.

Jafar, Evil Queen, Cruella DeVil, Kylo Ren, Kaa, Loki and Hades: But every rodent has his day.

(Instrumental Break)

All Villains: (Grand Moff Tarkin, Maleficent's Goon, Mr Flibble, Scar, Larson Conway, Pierre DePont, Genome Soldiers, Prince John, Jessie and James, The Horned King, Van Pelt, Nightmare King, Mojo JoJo, The Coachman, Tiny Tiger, Uka Uka, Immortan Joe, Loki, Shredder, Miss Nettle, Lord Hater, The Joker, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Darkseid, Ronan the Accuser, L.O.V.E. M.U.F.F.I.N. members, Agent Smith clones and Governor Radcliffe are seen as they sung at the tables) It's our house Now!

Pain and Panic, Draco Malfoy: Down and Dirty

Chernabog, Elliot Carver, Revolver Ocelot, General Hux (With all Villains): It's our house Now!

Eugene Tooms, Raul Memendez, Hooks Pirates, Bluto, Heihachi Mishima, Vulcan Raven, Gaara, Orichimaru, M. Bison, Stormtroopers, Daleks: Me hearty

Dormammu and Hades: What the place for breaking bread.

Decepticons: Meet your marker

Daleks: [speaking while Scaring Kristine Kochanski from Red Dwarf, Lt Richard Harper, Captain Barclay, Henry Trondheim from The X-files Between Aurora, Cinderella, Wendy, the Sailor Scouts and Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon and even Sakura Kinamoto from Cardaptor Sakura] !Exterminate! [The Decepticons got stun by the dalek laser]

All Villains: It's our house now (Forming a conga line from a second balcony above these tables between the stage that appears to be Colonel Volgin, Psycho Mantis, Hudzen-10, Simulant Convict, Raoul Silva, Dr Julius No, Auric Goldfinger, Bellatrix Lestrange, Dr Eggman, Captain  Black from Captain Scarlet, Broly, Deidara, various Pac-Man ghosts, Loki, Princess Ivy, Frieza, Mola Ram and Disney Villains are seen).

The big bad Wolf, Kylo Ren, Dr Neo Cortex: What a party!

All Villains: Join the fun with no regrets(Severus Snape, Gaston, Shao Kahn, Ronan the Accuser, Agent Smith clones, Stormtrooopwrs, Loki, M. Bison, 8 Ball, Boba Fett, Jaws, Odd-job, Nick Nack, Ghost of Zen Tuo, Elias Kingston, Mola Ram, Deidara (again), Orichimaru, Cooler, Princess Ivy, ShiverJack, Princess Ivy, the Joker, Catwoman, General Shepherd, Dr Mark Willard, Sniper Wolf, The Boss, Nostalgia Critic, Azula, Angry Video Game Nerd and Heihachi Mishima are seen). Only greedy little, dirty cheats are allowed! (while Genome soldiers trapping Honey Ryder, Sarah Jane Smith, K-9, Aang, Kissy Suzuki, The Two Ronnies, Shanti, Fa Mulan, Bambi, Jasmine, Mowgli, Pocahontas, Pink Panther, Captain Kirk inside the kitchen).

Cigarettes Smoking Man: You want the truth agent Mulder.

Captain Hook: Game Over Hedgehog.

Liquid Snake: Hit the road, Minnie.

Loki: Take a hike, Foolies.

All Villains: It's Our House Now!

Some Villains: Don't bother coming back!

All Villains: It's Our House Now!

All Villains:[Cheering and Laughing]

Act 5: Calling all Heroes
W.I.P.

Final Act: The Final Battle and Epilogue
(The Villain Crowd cheers)

Kryten: Look Mickey, i think it does seems there are alot of stormtroopers is still guarding along with genome soldiers at front of theatre entrance that maybe the trap near opposite by those stairs above the foyer.

Mickey: Yeah, I think you're right.

Goofy:

The Cat:

Dave Lister:

Raiden:

Solid Snake: We should going to infiltrate is to find the way inside the theatre by planning to use that alternative route, and our objectives is to fight off against those genome soldiers and also stop liquid from attempting to get involved with another villains as well.

Lara Croft: Well, yep, it's time to save the treasure.

Minnie: Yeah and Hey Mick! Let's bring back the House of Mouse!

The Heroes: Yeah!

Dave Lister: Alright then, let's just get in there, help mickey and his friends to fight off against those total smeg head villains.

Kryten: Yep, we've got a lot of smeggling robots to fight.

Arnold Rimmer: Yeah, I guess so.

Pirate Princess Izzy: Well, we've got lots and lots or powers, am I right?

Fox Mulder:  Well, we've got a mystery to solve, right?

Spider-Man: Yes, yes we do my lady.

Superman: Well, at least we've got some help.

Shadow (appears dressed up as the Ghost Rider): Who needs guns when you've got Chaos control?

Star (dressed up as Rey): Or some magic?

Dipper: Well, maybe none.

Batman: Or a bat family?

Lara Croft: Or some treasure?

Dana Scully: That is a good point Lara, we needed to retrieve those stolen treasures from the villains.

James Bond: (When James has discovered something to find the way in) Hey look, there is an ventilation shaft near by the outside entrance, and see if we can able to get inside the corridor but there is it.

Solid Snake: Excellent, let's manage to open up this ventilation shaft here.

Solid Snake: Well, what you all waiting for? let's try to get inside the air-duct is closer into a corridor. We going to locate the elevator on the left-side to use it and then we need to find our way up by changing the floor to access the second floor balcony!

(The scene cuts to solid snake along with Lara Croft, Little Nemo, James Bond, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker were finally got themselves inside the foyer after they came of the ventilation shaft which is similar to James bond movies while infiltrating the house of villains club.

Mickey (in his Doctor Strange costume): Yeah and what are we gonna do?

All Heroes: To Bring back the House of Mouse!!!!

Captain Jake: What are we gonna do?

All Heroes: To Bring back the House of Mouse!!!

Amy Rose (seen dressed up as Sailor Moon): And what are we GONNA DO!!!???

All Heroes: TO BRING BACK THE HOUSE OF MOUSE!!!!!!!

Mabel Pines (seen dressed up as a TBA Dota 2 Character): AND WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!!!!????

All Heroes: TO BRING BACK THE HOUSE OF MOUSE!!!!!!!

Dipper Pines (in his Tuxedo): ONE MORE TIME?!!!!

All Heroes: TO BRING BACK THE HOUSE OF MOUSE!!!! (The Heroes cheered for Mickey)

(BGM: Hellfire Instrumental)

Loki: Well, well, look who's here to fight me into the death.

Mickey: Well yeah, I'm the one. (Mickey and Loki fight each other similarly to Harry and Voldermort's fight from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2)

(But afterwards, Ryu, Ken and Sakura fom Street Fighter are seen performing their Hadoukens at Mickey's side)

Mickey: Yeah, that's the spirit! Everybody, altogther! (Mickey, the SF Hadouken trio and Loki fight each other until Loki saw an army).

Loki: Oh bother. (Sees an army in which consists from Harry wielding his wand, Captain Jake with his sword and more are about to attack him).

Captain Jake: Teen Titans Go!!!!!!!!! (Mickey kills him first and then later, the villains ran away from the House of Mouse). (The Crowd cheers).

Mickey: Hey everybody, I would give you s big hand and let's have a happy Halloween.