Crossover war of all that lives

crossover war is a 2021 movie featuring multiple famous characters and many obscure ones. it is not

developed by any particular company and many of the most beloved writers of the universes featured have come back to write their characters on this show. unlike other shows, it does not feature a primary protagonist, resembling the 2018 film avengers infinity war in that regard.

plot
it begins with tony stark drunk, having stolen 3 tables and a copy of mario party. he is attacked by a mysterious figure saying he works for "the one who descends". he then tears off his disguise revealing wade wilson. after a battle, wade mentions that the tony of his universe barely put up a fight. he then says that they didnt technically fight, as tony was blown up, but by that time wade had already teleported away and stark couldn't hear.

it then cuts to wade talking to a mysterious figure, who is annoyed by wade`s failure, saying that "whats the point of having dread in your name if you arent even scary!" it thens cuts away to a wide shot of a city with "metropolis" in some random cool looking font acompanying it. obadiah stane appears to be building a suit of green armour with someone out of screen forcing him to work faster. then green lantern breaks in preparing to use a rock to crush stane when stane quickly pulls out a gun and shoots him, appearing to kill him. there is then a fake news report showing a news reporter reporting on green lantern`s death, showing that the body disapeared before the mask could be taken off. it also reports on beloved heroes across the world like wonder woman and beast boy disapearing. it then cuts back to the watcher watching the show and joking that comic book character death is cheap anyway and they will always revive, before babbling on about the "wolverine incident."

It then cuts to boba fett in a dark room, saying that an unknown action ‘will not fail.’ The floor beneath him then disappears and he is dropped onto a street, where he faces off against Pokemon Trainer Red. The battle ends with him using his flamethrower to “kill” (emphasis on the quotation marks) him and drags the body onto his spaceship.

little did he know, the action was being observed by the travellers of the stars from man after man, an obscure novel by Douglas Dixon (told you there’d be obscure franchises!). They laugh and state that anything he is doing is pitiful once they are done. The turn around to look at their masters, the Qu and Daleks, who then challenge them by asking if they could do better. Except for the Daleks, who don't have emotions and can’t detect anything the travellers are saying besides what actually comes out of their mouth. Do they even have mouths?

Anyways a traveller accepts the challenge and visit boba’s ship, attacking boba and quickly gaining the upper hand. Boba is impressed and forfeits. The traveller then asks him a favour - destroy Batman.

It then cuts to a barren earth subtitled as earth-5435. Which by the way ls the number for image on Wikipedia commons. It appears nothing is there except for a single crab - until it zooms out to show Godzilla. There’s a reason Godzilla gets rebooted constantly. HE HAS WON. suddenly he is hit by millions of lasers. Cut to a Dalek ship. “CEASE FI-ORE! WE ONLY WISH TO CAP-CHORE THE BEAST!” Echoes across every dalek ship. The lasers stop and a massive laser hits him, making it disappear. “WE HAVE CO-LEKTORD THE CREE-CHORE!” Cut to a shadowy room where someone says “great. Now deliver it to my spaceship.”

meanwhile on earth, The Avengers are having a meeting. They talk about superheroes across the earth dissapearing. “Oh god damn it is it the punisher again?”

to be continued when i feel like it!

trivia

 * the eye of sauron, bowser head, dalek lower body thingy and deadpool`s colour pallet all appear as part of the villain hideout on coruscant.
 * `s death is a reference to the end of the episode Journey`s end.
 * coming back as a red is a reference to a comic run in which he did.
 * the betraying the qu is a reference o their historical history of betraying friends