Battle of New Holland (An Animated/Live-Action Crossover)

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(Now that the mayhem seems to have ended, the townsfolk start to assemble to review the damage. Since the power lines went out, they carry lit torches Burgemeister pulls himself out of the wreckage and dusts himself off. All around him are remnants of his beloved dutch day; broken tulips and decimated wooden shoes.)

BURGEMEISTER: What happened?

(He can’t take much more devastation when Sparky runs past with Elsa’s wig in his mouth. Sparky sees Mom and Dad and drops Elsa’s wig at their feet.)

DAD: Sparky! There you are!

MOM: Are you alright?

(Sparky barks at Mom and Dad. Doing his best Lassie, he tries to explain what has happened.)

DAD: What you got there, boy?

BURGEMEISTER (O.S.): Let me through!

(Burgemeister pushes his way through the crowd that has gathered around Sparky.)

BURGEMEISTER: I knew it. It’s the boy's dead dog!

(Sparky steps back to show Burgemeister Elsa’s wig.)

BURGEMEISTER: That’s Elsa’s wig... Where’s my niece?!

BOB’S MOTHER: He’s killed the little girl!

DOC: Yes, yes! Uh, we-- We--We got to save him!

SNEEZY: He'll kill him!

HAPPY: What'll we do?!

DOC: Yes, yes! Wh--What'll we do?!

(The crowd has clearly misunderstood. Desperate, Sparky runs, hoping they will follow.)

BURGEMEISTER: After him! Kill the monster!

GRUMPY: (offscreen) Come on!

CHIEF ROOFLESS: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

GRUMPY: (offscreen) Giddy up!

JAMES P. SULLIVAN: Come on!

DOC: (offscreen) Wait for me!

(Burgemeister leads the crowd with humans, seven dwarves, lions, brigands, cuddly monsters, anthromorphic animals and real-life animals in a chase Sparky up to the windmill. Still wearing their costumes from Dutch day and carrying torches, they look like a mob of medieval villagers. Itchy climbs up onto the statue of a cannon.)

Itchy: Come on! (looks back) AAAAHHH!!! (Behind any dwarves climbs up the cannon with any real-life animals before Itchy hides inside a cannon to move out its path. After, Itchy peaks out just before the gambling chaiulaua and Squad Car the black rat, riding on him, bounces off Itchy's nose.) Ooh!

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