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(Fades into the Mystery Shack)

(The scene cuts to Dipper sleeping)

Dipper Pines: (wakes up and screams)

Mabel Pines (As Mr. Upside-Downington:) Mornin', Dipper, guess who!

Dipper: Oh, what joy. If it isn't Mr. Upside-Downington. How long's it been? Third grade, maybe?

Mabel: That's right. And I'm here to deliver you an upside-downington-tastic message!

Dipper: Is it the message that we're getting too old for this sort of thing?

(Mabel (Normal voice:) Um, kinda, actually. It's that we are exactly one week away from our 13th birthday!

Dipper: Whoa! Our birthday's coming up already? (Gasps) Soon we're gonna be actual teenagers!

Mabel: Finally! I can stop reading preteen magazines and start reading post-preteen magazines.

Dipper: PG-13 movies, here I come!

Mabel: And just one more year until high school. High school, Dipper! Where girls become women and they teach us stuff about... (Turns Dipper around and whispers:) You know what.

Dipper: Trigonometry?

Mabel: Oh yeah, baby!

(Stan Pines and Soos Ramirez enter the room.)

Stan: That's not the only good news coming up! In one week my senior citizen's ponytail kit is coming in the mail. I'm...I'm kinda going through some things.

Soos: In one week, my grandma is finally letting me eat crackers on my bed! The future is coming for us all, dudes.

Stan: The future.

Dipper: The future!

Mabel: The future!

Dipper: (Laughs) I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously with that face on your chin.

Mabel: (As Mr. Upside-Downington:) What face, Dipper?

Dipper: You're—You're doing the voice so you obviously know what I'm talking about--

Mabel: Bi bon't bnow bhat bou're balking about.

Dipper and Mabel: (Laugh)

Dipper: There is something wrong with you.

Mabel: There's something wrong with both of us.

(Cut to theme song. A few seconds later, a triangular dream demon named Bill Cipher appears and creates an opening sequence replacing every single main character with Bill and his friends. In this apocalyptic version, Dipper is the only character normally in the opening screen that still appears: he's seen as a human skeleton wearing the blue and white pine hat that appears instead of the normal horned monster skeleton, even if only as a resemblance. Bill Cipher's page is seen with a hole where Bill's picture should be, nodding to the fact that he has finally entered Gravity Falls' world. After the theme song, the scene cuts to the Gravity Falls title logo. Cut to the living room of the Mystery Shack.)

Mabel: Alright, party planners. In one week we become teenagers, and our summer vacation winds to an end. So we need to throw the greatest party of all time! I'm talking piñatas with tinier piñatas inside.

Soos: Boom, dreams comin' true! (Pours little piñatas into a large piñata)

Mabel: I'm talking inviting everyone in town. Let's see, where do we stand with the gnomes?

Stan: Not so fast, goofus and girl-goofus. (Walks into the room) After that zombie incident, no one's throwing another party at my house. I keep finding little bits of the undead in the couch cushions. (Finds an arm under the chair cushion)

Mabel: But Grunkle Stan, we need some roof to raise.

Soos: Dude, you could rent out the Gravity Falls High School gym, and have your party there. That place is empty all summer long.

Mabel: The gym's a great idea, Soos. To the high school!

(The entire house quakes, startling everyone).

Ford Pines: (Off screen) Dipper, my face is on fire!