Kiki's Delivery Service (Astro Boy's Critic)

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(Kiki and Jiji flies back to over the pine trees, just as Ursula's wild crows also coming back, much to Kiki's heart-wrenching dramatically horror)

Astro Boy (vo): In another dramatic non-scary scene, Kiki tries rescue a cat doll in the forest, when, of course, some of these wild crows, leading to probably our favorite line in the entire film.

Jiji: They're calling you an egg-stealer!

Astro Boy: (as Jiji) And I know it's a young adult's film. We attempt to get that PG rating somehow! (a shot of Kiki and Jiji attacked by Ursula's crows, but this scene is fairly mild) So I won't say what it is, but THE EVIL POPCORN EATING MAN DOES!!!

(The "Evil Popcorn Eating Man" scene from Free Willy plays)

(Back to the movie, Kiki and Jiji being attacked by Ursula's angry hooded crows)

Astro Boy (vo): Care to see one of the reasons this movie's G?

(back to Astro Boy, the PG rating is shown, but Astro Boy gets rid of the "P", leaving only the "G" intact)

Astro Boy: Nope. That P's not going in front of that G. That's there to stay in United States and the others.

Astro Boy (vo): Did every hooded crows bring ax-murder type in case this non-scary moment would break out?

(clip of Wendy being join to by the five black crows (like Dumbo, similar only) in Wendy the Good Little Witch is shown)

NC (vo): It's not like if in Wendy the Good Little Witch, the crows would join them, and then they're suddenly like...

Jim Crow (voiced by Astro Boy): Hey, she's short! (the five crows are added into the scene as they're fight to Wendy, yells)

(Back to the movie)

Jiji: Frankly I think this is a major insult. Crows used to serve witches and do what you told them.

Kiki: That was a long time ago, okay?

Astro Boy: (as Jiji) That's why they'll never see me with six of those... (a six footages of the scene of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (Snow White looked very scared reached out far into the forest), Gone With the Wind (The scene where she screams at her mother's corpse is dreadful.) Pinocchio (He tries call out of the friend, Jiminy Cricket, after he's kidnapping by Stromboli), The Lost Weekend'' (in Don's hallucination, a bat flies over and bites a mouse. Some blood drips down the wall and Don Birnam starts screaming), Little Audrey's Butterscotch and Soda (the shadow of a giant vampire bat that cloaks the room in darkness. The darkness then shifts to that of Audrey's open, screaming mouth, as the camera pulls back to reveal the little girl gripping the wall, and further pulls back as she continues to scream), and The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (Gandalf falling to fight Balrog and Frodo and the others' reactions afterwards sadly) are shown) (tearfully) ''Well, it's still make them intense, I don't think. (Astro Boy puts her head on the hand in sadness)

(We go to a commercial. When we come back, we see Kiki puts Jiji already in the cage and tells him to substitute for the doll)

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Astro Boy: And it'll be interesting to see what they do with a CGI reboo-- (As he says, the words says "CGI reboot is scrapped" pops up) OH, NO! Believe it or not, there was a 2014 remake movie after that one. That CGI reboot has been scrapped! And believe it or not, in fact, Disney is sold Studio Ghibli library to GKids in North America.

(a clip of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic")

Pinkie Pie: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Astro Boy: Yeah, Pinkie Pie don't believe it. And Disney had continue to do hold Studio Ghibli library in Asia, funding all the future releases! Except Wild Bunch has been attempt to sell out of Disney's media in France. If I say the entire title, that means that I have to review it next week. At least we know they never make the same mistake again.

(The poster for what he's reviewing next, "A Cat in Paris", is shown briefly with "Final Confrontation" music ends from "Frankenweenie" soundtrack score by Danny Elfman)

Astro Boy: Oh, nothing like GKids at all!

THE END

(The credits roll)

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