Numbuh 3's Valentine's Day/Transcript

Sad Little Love Song
Numbuh 3: [Reading] Numbuh 3's Valentine's Day

[The episode begins with Kuki, Gumball, Darwin, Anais, Puppy Kid, Mouse Girl and Webby to sing Sad Little Love Song]

Numbuh 3: My darling, why don't you love me?

Gumball: You never show me love, yes, it's plain to see.

Darwin: ''My dear, when will you ever stop breaking my heart? ''

Webby: Can't you see our love is falling apart?

Anais: The thought of you just makes my poor heart ache.

Mouse Girl: I thought you were a loving soul...

Puppy Kid: But it turns out your act is fake.

Numbuh 3: I could fall to my knees and cry the tears of a dove.

Puppy Kid and Mouse Girl: If only you could understand my never-ending

Mouse Girl: Love...

[The song ends]

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[After the song ends, P. King walks into the room with Huey, Dewey, and Louie]

Numbuh 3: Oh, hi, P. King!

P. King: Hi, Numbuh 3! What were you doing?

Numbuh 3: We were singing a sad little love song that Webby wrote.

P. King: What for?

Numbuh 3: It's Valentine's Day, of course!

Huey, Dewey and Louie: Hi!

Numbuh 3: I'm going to sing everyone knows juanita with Gumball?

Huey, Dewey and Louie: Of course.

Everyone Knows Juanita
[The song begins with Numbuh 3 and Gumball to sing Everyone Knows Juanita]

Numbuh 3: Well, everyone knows Juanita

Her eyes each a different color

Her teeth stick out and her chin goes in

And her...knuckles, they drag on the floor

Gumball: Those aren't the words!

Numbuh 3: There are children present

Her hair is like a brier

She stands in a bow-legged stance

And if I weren't so ugly

She'd possibly give me a chance

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Numbuh 3: Oh, hello, Numbuh 4! you dress like, love.

Numbuh 4: Hi, Numbuh 3! you're in love.

Numbuh 3: Oh, hi, Sarah!

Sarah: You're in love!

Numbuh 3: What is love?

Anais: That's a song.

What is Love?
[Gumball and Darwin prepare to sing]

Numbuh 3 and Anais: ''Love. What is love?''

Jimmy: Yes, that was my valentine's day.

Numbuh 3: What is love?

Anais: Does it fall from above?

Gumball: Listen Jimmy, to the words we sing.

Numbuh 3, Webby, Gumball, Darwin and Anais: We are love, and love is everything.

Jimmy: Warning. Circular reference detected.

Giraffe: I love my boyfriend.

Wombat: I love my toys.

P. King: I love my mother.

Eddy: And I love making noise.

Puppy Kid: I love my television.

Susanti: Darling, I love you.

Shope: Love is as old as time.

Numbuh 4: And love is always new.

Huey and Webby: ''Do we love each other? I guess we sorta do.''

Huey, Dewey and Louie: Love is everywhere and love is in you!

Numbuh 3: Love is in the stars and love is in the trees.

Webby:  Listen, Luca are you starting to believe?

Carrie: Love is invisible.

Priscilla Skunk: Love has no name.

Luca: Love is scoring zero in a tennis game.

Gumball: Love is all around us.

Numbuh 3: Love fills your heart.

Luca: ''Stacked-up error. Please press "restart."''

Mouse Girl: ''What is love? Does it fall from above?''

Maxine: Listen, Bobert you need to learn about, to learn about, to learn about love!

Gumball: [spoken] So Luca, what have we learned about love?

Numbuh 3: ''What is love? It's what we all dream of.''

''Tell us, Luca. What have you learned about love?''

Luca: ''Anyone can love. No love is wrong.''

I have now become a lovesick dreamer.

I fell in love with this old vacuum cleaner.

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Gumball: Well, Susanti what about love?

Susanti: Yes, it's our valentine's day.

Shope: Can anyone starts a song?

Huey: I know, this is my song.

Dewey: Music from love.

Louie: Yeah. Yeah.

Webby: Ready for the song?

Huey, Dewey and Louie: Yes.

Patient
[The song starts to Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, Numbuh 3, Anais, Gumball, Darwin, Mouse Girl, Susanti, Mei Mei, Jimmy, Luca and Puppy Kid to sing Patient]

Huey: Don't cry my dear

This is only for a moment

Dewey: Pray to the almighty

keep stay patient

so you will be happy there

Louie: maybe you never realize

Open your eyes and listen

Webby: listen to my song

i have tried to let it go

The contents in this heart

i've been hurt

however you're aware

You are hurt

Numbuh 3: Don't cry my dear

This is only for a moment

Anais: Pray to the almighty

keep stay patient

so you will be happy there

Gumball: now i'm alone in the dark

why should i lose you when i needed you the most

Darwin: the best is the best, the past is the worst

just let it go, just let it go, no...

Gumball and Darwin: why is it hard for you to see

when everything i've done is for you and me

Mouse Girl: i've been hurt

however you're aware

You are hurt

Susanti: Don't cry my dear

This is only for a moment

Mei Mei: Pray to the almighty

keep stay patient

so you will be happy there

Jimmy: Don't mind it

keep moving on

Luca: Let the time do us apart, but not forever

Puppy Kid: Don't cry my dear

Mouse Girl: This is only for a moment

Gumball and Darwin: Pray to the almighty

keep stay patient

so you will be happy there

Numbuh 3: Don't cry my dear

This is only for a moment

Pray to the almighty

keep stay patient

so you will be happy there

so you will be happy there

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Huey: [Inspired] I love my moment from love.

Dewey: [Inspired] Numbuh 3, i'll give you a hug. [Dewey hugs Kuki]

Louie: [Inspired] Sweet. Numbuh 3, we shall our love. do you promise?

Numbuh 3: I promise.

Louie: Hi-5 [Louie Hi-5s to Numbuh 3]

[The episode ends]