Peter Pan (2003) (The Private Reviewer)

PR: Hello, I'm the Private Reviewer. I remember it because Nostalgia Critic doesn't. Awfully good Disney remakes.

(A poster of various remakes appear, starting with Jon Favereau's The Jungle Book)

PR (vo): Yeah, sometimes you get a good one, (Aladdin) but for the most part, they're entirely pointless. (Alice in Wonderland) So what if it doesn't always follow the original subject material? (Christopher Robin) When a film is good, it's really good. If it's not broke, don't break it. (Maleficent) Once in a while, you get one that sort of leaps through the cracks, (The Lion King) but for the most part, they're entirely crap.

PR: Why am I on the subject of Disney remakes? Because I'm here to talk about Peter Pan and Wendy. The original, (the remake poster appears on the left, or his right) not the crappy remake that I have not seen, but I'm sure is crappy! I'm doing this review 2003 version like a few years ago, and besides, I wouldn't do Peter Pan on that-- (quickly realized what he just said) --yaii!!

(The title is shown and the clips of the movie begin to play. Adventure plays by Alexander Nakarada in the background.)

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