Little Audrey (1956, Pre-Origin Story) (Nostalgia Critic)



(Channel Awesome logo is shown)

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NC: Hello, I'm Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. It's no secret that films have had a bit of a checkered past.

(Cut to a montage of clips of scenes in movie: Casper...)

Casper: Hi?

(Kat faints)

(...Casper: A Spirited Beginning...)

(a girl screams, Casper plug his ears)

(...Sad Sack [1957])

(Jerry Lewis as Sad Sack, he salutes with Maj. Shelton)

Maj. Shelton: Go away.

(Back to the Critic)

NC: Pretty good and bad, apparently. But the one film that everyone agrees is--

Voice: Sigh...

NC: (looking around) Hello?

(We then cut to Don Birnam (also played by Doug Walker) wearing a beret and holding a glass of something-or-other in one hand and a Little Audrey's magazine in the other. Miklos Roszas' "The Lost Weekend" plays in the background)

Don Birnam: Sigh...

NC: Why, do you have something to say, real estate of Ray Milland?!

Don Birnam: Oh, I was just hallucinating at the misfortune that you have to review that god-awful animated pre-origin story of Little Audrey.

NC: The pre-origin story? Well, I mean...

(Cut to the clips "Harvey Girls Forever!" on Netflix)

NC (vo): ...I've talked about it before in the future...

NC: ...and even though I do like the films more, I do think there's a lot of good and bad things about it.

Don Birnam: No, there's not.

NC: Well, I'm sorry it did nothing for you, but I actually got quite a bit out of it.

Don Birnam: (smugly) No, you didn't.

NC: Golly, how do you know what I got out of it?

(Cut to the Africa-American man, Uncle Remus (played by Malcolm).)

Uncle Remus: Because no self-censorship fan would enjoy something so beneath us.

NC: Oh, is that so, self-censorship fan? Oh, your parents give you weird names.

Uncle Remus: Yes, we rewarded this film and wanted to congratulate you for shown them.

NC: Look, I know this film isn't that beloved, but honestly, I think it gets way too much love and hate.

Uncle Remus: Eh?

Don Birnam: That's what Casper said.

Uncle Remus: I hope you mean that ironically.

NC: No, I legit really like this film.

Don Birnam: Are you not aware of the masterpieces that are the Paramount cartoons?

Uncle Remus: Though, wait, are we at the point where we like them yet?

Don Birnam: No, we have to wait for one more project (A shot of a news article is shown in the corner, announcing Little Audrey's reboot coming to Peacock) and then we can say we always thought they were overrated.

Uncle Remus: Ah.

NC: Okay, I know a lot of people make fun of this movie, especially after the Netflix's Harvey Girls came out, but I still think there's a lot to praise about it.

Uncle Remus: Nope, there's nothing.

NC: Not one thing, huh?

Don Birnam: It's just a worst film by a worst makers who does under cinema or self-racism content.

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