Rapper Central/Welcome to Trey Transcript

WARNING WARNING: LOTS OF CURSING, SEX AND RACIAL SLURS AND OFFENSIVE WORDS ARE USED IN THIS TRANSCRIPT.

(The show starts off with a black screen)

(The camera point of view is a baby)

(The baby opens his eyes)

Dad: Oh Julia, he is here! It's here!

(The camera then shows the baby, who is Trey)

(The doctors gave the baby to the Mom)

Mom: I can't believe it! I can't believe it! My baby!

(The baby starts crying)

Mom: It's ok, it's ok momma got you!

(Then it shows the baby, 3 years old walking)

Mom: That's it Trey! That's it!

(We see the baby goes through events, such as riding a bike, going down the slide, making friends)

(Then Hypnotize by Biggie starts playing)

(We see a 9 year old Trey listening to it, along with his dad)

Dad: Don't you like this? It slaps huh?

Trey: I like it, his flow is so good!

Dad: Damn straight! I knew my son has good taste!

(We then see an 11 year old Trey who is wrestling with his cousins)

Trey: Get off of me, fatass!

Ricky: Shut yo dumbass up Trey! I ain't letting go until you say the magic word.

Trey: I ain't saying shit, until you get off me!

Ricky: Say that I am the best or I am fucking your mom!

Trey: (N WORD), we are cousins. You are so fucking gay!

Ricky: Man whatever!

(One of Trey's cousins come in)

Trey's cousin: Come on Trey, it's time to cut the cake. Also, you guys need to stop fighting. Y'all look like fags.

Ricky: I know Trey liking this shit doe!

Trey: I ain't liking shit and I ain't gay. Call me a fag and I will beat your ass!

Trey's cousin: Say it with your chest.

Trey: YOU A AAG(Trey starts coughing)

Trey's cousin: The fuck is that doe

Trey: Just get this fatass dude off me.

(Trey's cousin gets ricky off)

(Trey punches Ricky)

Trey: Give me that cheap shot! Haha!

(Trey dashes to the kitchen)

Trey: I'm here! Where's that cake at!

(Trey finds the cake and sits down, while his family sings happy birthday)

Trey's mom: Ok everyone sing it!

Trey's family: Happy birthday to you!

Ricky: Dumb dumb dumb dumb!

Trey's family: Happy birthday to you!

Ricky: Dumb dumb dumb dumb!

Trey's family: Happy birthday to Trey!

Ricky: Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb!

(Trey cuts the cake)

Trey's family: WOOOOOO!

Trey: Thanks for the song, but ricky what you tryna say!

Ricky: Exactly! You are dumb as sh-

Trey's dad: Now easy boys, but now Trey open your gifts!

(Trey starts opening his gift)

Trey: Woah....it's a, it's a banana.

(Ricky laughs)

Ricky: Heh heh that's my gift!

Trey: Aunt Joy, where is my real gift.

Aunt Joy: You see we did buy you an action figure but Ricky broke it.

Ricky: heh sorry

Trey: dumbass.

(Trey opens up some more gifts, his family eats the cake and everyone goes home)

Trey's dad: Thanks for coming!

(Trey is on the couch playing some video games

More coming soon.