Super Spy Robots/Transcripts

[The episode begins at Robotnik's fortress as the sun rises. Dr. Robotnik, fast asleep in bed inside, the camera zooms in to a talking "Happy Cat" digital alarm clock. The time is '6:59'. The time advances and Happy Cat laughs.]

Happy Cat: Happy cat say, time to wake up! [laughs] Wake up! You are lazy and worthless! [laughs]

[Robotnik punches his alarm clock with his left hand. He yawns and slides his feet into a pair of slippers by the bed before shuffling across the lair toward a huge, closed hatch with a console in front of it. He reaches this and presses a button; the hatch slides open to give him a view of the bright, beaming sun just outside. It is enough to bring him fully awake as his face takes on an angry scowl and grimace.]

Robotnik: (low voice) Curses! (The hatch closes.)

(A message flashes up on a screen: "Morning Preparation Sequence Activated!" Robotnik, still looking quite out of sorts, is carried across the lair on a conveyor belt to stop behind a red screen. Now he is visible as a silhouette. First, several mechanical arms reach in to strip him of his clothes. These retract and are replaced by showerheads that drench him with steaming hot water; he jumps and grunts at the feel of it on his skin. The showerheads give way to a large heat lamp that dries him in seconds. Now back in his pajamas, he slides out and opens his mouth so that another arm can brush his teeth. His villain outfit is lowered and set into place in the dressing wall; at this point, he putting his outfit and is standing with his back to us. Once the dressing wall is pull away, Robotnik turns toward the camera - he is now properly dressed for another day of trying to take over Mobius.)

Robotnik: Now to have some breakfast!

(Cut to inside a refrigerator. It opens, revealing him standing at it and looking in. The egg tray has only one occupant, a fact that immediately causes him great consternation.)

Robotnik: One egg left?!

(This is enough to set him off on a rant.)

Robotnik: For a nutritious breakfast, two eggs is the minimum requirement! And I have but one, which is one shy of two! And it is two that I need! (low voice) Curses!

(Robotnik walks to the switch and pulls it. Scratch and Grounder slide out of their beds and fall into the chairs.)

Robotnik: Scratch! Grounder! I want you immediately purchase some eggs, for I need to have breakfast. And without the eggs, I cannot have the breakfast that I shall require!

[Scratch and Grounder hold their left hands up to their heads to salute Robotnik.]

Scratch and Grounder: Right, Dr. Robotnik!

[Scratch and Grounder run up to the front door. When they get out, they stop short and Scratch starts to pat himself down frantically. Finally, he realizes...]

Grounder: You forget something?

[Scratch opens Grounder's chest compartment with his right hand and picks up the phone receiver with his left. The phone on Robotnik's desk rings. Robotnik picks up the phone with his right hand.]

Robotnik: What's going on?

[Scratch squawks unintelligibly over the phone. Robotnik then slams his left fist on the desk.]

Robotnik: You have forgotten your wallet?! (low voice) Curses!

[Robotnik brings a wallet to Scratch and Grounder. Grounder is driving an Egg-o-Matic hovercraft, with Scratch sitting in a mini pod on the left side, fly to the Market.]