Angry Birds X: The Fine-Feathered Movie/Transcript

Scene 1: Introduction

 * [It fades into a view of a hyper realistic version of Piggy Island, zooming into detailed versions of the Flock and Pigs duking it out against each other, when Bomb interrupts, tearing the screen open]
 * Bomb: I-I-Is this someone's idea of a joke? No? It's stupid either way, who asked for a live-action reboot of our show? We've already had those chipmunks, the blue things and Yogi Bear! This is pathetic! Those Warner Bros. executives are just dense.
 * [It zooms out, showing the Flock watching test footage of it, in anger]
 * Red: Truly dense.
 * Chuck: This is an outrage!
 * Matilda: I say we protest!
 * [The rest of the Flock mutter and argue about it]
 * Bomb: Shhh. We can sort this out... Shhhhh. Hello? Guys! [whistles, but they continue] Shut your mouths! [they stop talking] Guys, I'll handle this.
 * Matilda: In what way? In what?
 * Bomb: We could always, just... you know... talk to them. Talk to the Warner fellas and get this abomination fixed up!
 * Hal: That seems about right, mate.
 * Bomb: To the Warner Bros. Studio! Let's move out!
 * [The Flock all walk across the city to the Warner Bros. studio, with Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Wile E. Coyote, Roadrunner, Bubbles, Blossom, Buttercup, Dexter, Dee-Dee, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Mac, Bloo, Flapjack, Finn, Jake, Mordecai, Rigby, Gumball, Darwin, Tom, Jerry, Chowder, Droopy, Steven, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, the Flinstones, the Jetsons, Mystery Inc., Yogi Bear, Boo Boo, Snagglepuss, Wally Gator and Hokey Wolf protesting Warner Bros. and rooting for the Flock.]
 * [At the Warner Bros. studio, we see the WaterTower, and as a reference to Animaniacs, Yakko, Wakko and Dot burst through to see them]
 * Yakko: Gee, what're they all doing here? [looks down and sees the Flock going to the Warner Bros. Studio, but then falls out] Oof!
 * [The Flock see him]
 * Bomb: Oh, hey, hey, Yakko. You good?
 * Yakko: I'm fine... What're you guys doing?
 * Chuck: In case you're wondering.... [holds out a lawsuit] WE'RE SUING WARNER BROS. FOR MAKING A LIVE-ACTION ADAPTATION OF OUR SHOW!! Worse, our show's only been airing since 2013!
 * Yakko: Mm? [grabs the lawsuit] Huh... [turns around to Wakko and Dot] Well, sibs! Looks like they got the live-action treatment!
 * Dot: Oh, dear.
 * Wakko: Well, that sucks.
 * Red: Mm-hm.
 * [The rest of the gang walk into the studio headquarters]
 * Steven: Come on, man. Follow us.
 * [The Flock follow Steven until they came across Ralph T. Guard]
 * TBA