PiedPiper/A Weird Dream I Had

A Weird Dream I Had is the first video posted on the channel PiedPiper.

Transcript
Piper sits in a chair staring at the camera. It jumpcuts to Piper waving to the audience. Piper sits for a few seconds.
 * Piper: ...That little light means it's on, right?
 * Piper: Hello internet people, my name's Piper! well, that's not my actual name but most people on Youtube have another name they call themselves so I was like "hey! I need one of those!"
 * Piper: I have no idea what I'm talking about. I just woke up like a minute ago. Plus none of this is scripted so that's not really helping.