Cartoon Mayhem/Quotes

Quotes

 * Zoe: Someone will never date you. I mean, who would ever date that gecko?
 * (Minka Mark raises her hand.)
 * Zoe: Minka, get your fucking hand down. (she sees Russel's face with dog eyes) I am fooling whom? Sure that I'm going to date with you!


 * Elisha: *ranting about Eric* That cock-sucking motherfucking bitch! He got me lost!


 * Eric: I'll squish you like a Tear!
 * Savannah: Yes?
 * Cartman: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'LL SQUISH YOU INTO A FUCKING BUG!


 * Russell: This shitty phone is dead.
 * Lumpy: How the fuck does it work?
 * Tom: The charger, you fuck!


 * Foxy: I can help you with that!
 * Eric: Foxy? What the fuck are you doing?
 * Foxy: I found out that you decided to become a baddie to those former friends, so... Why not join you in destroying the city.


 * Mario: What did he do to you to abuse you?
 * Sputnik: You don't wanna fucking know..


 * Foxy: *talking about Eric's plans* You're planning to destroy the city. Oh, th-
 * Oh: Hello!
 * Foxy: For fucks sales, can you get the fuck out?
 * (Oh leaves)
 * Foxy: Weird fucking alien bitch, so, where we're we?


 * Foxy: *discovers that the vertices axe is going on his body; last words* Oh, fuck.
 * (Foxy gets sliced in half off-screen)


 * Caillou (to Eric after Foxy is killed): So long in prison, bitch!


 * (When Cartman gets jailed, along with Butters/Professor Chaos)
 * Cartman: Come on, this is fucking bullcrap! Let me out!
 * Cheif Hound: You're not going anywhere for a long time! Ha ha, Long time!
 * Cartman: This is inhumane! There's a big bucket with Butters' poop in here, and there's nothing to eat!
 * Cheif Hound: Ya got poop, don't ya?