WikiViews/Starfire (The Animated Series)

It begins with a Warner Bros. executive watching Teen Titans high as hell. Later that day, he is at the CEO's house. A transition happens with Dillon's head as it cuts to Dillon and Nolan watching Cartoon Network as an announcement comes. One sitting later, they are terrified and in shock. Nolan washes his eyes with bleach.
 * Executive: Woah mama, I have a pitch.
 * Executive: Yo boss I have a show idea. Let’s make Starfire a solo hero and have her married to Ash Ketchum. And we take her design from April O'Neil in the 2003 TMNT series.
 * Ann Sarnoff: What do you have for a cast?
 * Executive: Jodi Benson is Starfire and Angelina Jolie is Blackfire. Also Matthew Broderick is Ash Ketchum.
 * Ann Sarnoff: Do you have a budget?
 * Executive: I did a "fundraiser". (in head) By embezzling funds. (out of head) So, did I get it?
 * Ann Sarnoff: I guess.
 * Announcer: Now, a premiere of Starfire.
 * Dillon: Starfire?
 * Nolan: How bad could it be?
 * Dillon: Oh god.
 * Dillon: Before I shit on it, I have to say. The one-off villain choices are not abysmal. Like sure some of them make no sense like why would Bruno Manheim be in Africa but at least the writers tried to use real DC villains.
 * Nolan: At least they try, but...
 * Dillon: The villainous motivations are where they fall short.
 * Noah: (coming over) What are you talking about?