Mickey/Transcript

Scene 1: Opening logos/Steamboat Willie/Willie and Me

 * [2006 Walt Disney Pictures logo plays]
 * [2007 Walt Disney Animation Studios plays, but still keeps going, the text fading out as we zoom out, when we see Mickey's pupil, as we zoom out to see him; he turns off the short with a remote, and clears his throat]
 * Mickey: November 18, 1928. History was made. A star was born. November 18, 1928. The date that I was born, in fact, if you will. [chuckles] I don't really know why, mind you, I was having a grand-as-ever day on the sweet, old S.S. Willie. But I didn't care. Who would if they're steamin' on Willie?
 * [Cuts to a flashback of Mickey getting onto Steamboat Willie all those years ago]
 * Mickey: [in flashback] Gee-ya, [chuckles] [reads the boat; it says "S.S. Willie"] S.S. Willie... Steamboat Willie? That rolls off the tongue swell!
 * [Minnie comes along; Mickey blushes when he sees her]
 * Mickey: [in flashback] [comes up to her] [anxious] B-b-by g-golly gosh, ma'am, you're the most gorgeous mouse I've ever seen with my ey-eyes! Who are y'?
 * Minnie: [in flashback] [blushes] Uh, gee... thanks. I-I'm Minnie. You? Who are you?
 * Mickey: [in flashback] Beautiful name! Mine's a li'l silly, gotta admit... M-M-Mickey...
 * Minnie: [in flashback] [laughs] That is silly! No-not the bad kind, the kind where even the person who said it thinks it's silly.
 * Mickey: [in flashback] [chuckles]
 * Minnie: [in flashback] So, uh... where d'y'live, uh... Mickey?
 * Mickey: [in flashback] Toontown, ma'am.
 * Minnie: [in flashback] [disappointed] Ooh... I live here in Mississippi...
 * Mickey: [in flashback] [disappointed] Mmm... Well, uh, all my friends live in Toontown... The old Donald, Goofy... Horace...
 * Minnie: [in flashback] I don't think they'd want you to leave.
 * Mickey: [in flashback] No... They wouldn't. They'd be... [whispers] Well, shocked beyond 'eir wildest dreams...
 * Minnie: [in flashback] Wouldn't they like to come here?
 * Mickey: [in flashback] They're quite comfortable in Toontown, I'm afraid.
 * Minnie: [in flashback] Well, then, uh... I'm sorry, dear, but...
 * Mickey: [in flashback] We gotta cherish our short-lived friendship! C'mon, just a visit when I go get the cows? I can whip up a picnic, maybe play a humble tune!
 * Minnie: [in flashback] Eh... I guess that sounds fair. [smiles]
 * Mickey: [in flashback] Woo-ee!!!
 * Minnie: [in flashback] I'll bring a po' boy or two.
 * Mickey: [in flashback] I'll bring hot dogs! See ya later, gorgeous!
 * Minnie: [in flashback] [blushes, as she kisses Mickey on the cheek]
 * Mickey: [in flashback] [blushes] I... think that this is the start of something!
 * [Later, on Steamboat Willie, Mickey starts singing a song called "Willie and Me"]
 * Mickey: [in flashback] Oh, in m' wildest dreams, I never ever thought I'd get to take the helm, 'cause when my papa first took me on the S.S. Louisiana, I entered an ethereal realm. But here I am, today, and oh, I gotta say... I've never been more delighted, never, ever, ever, you see, who wouldn't. It's just Willie and me! I've never been more excited, steering it all, oh, gee... who wouldn't? It's just Willie and Me! Oh, in m' craziest thoughts, I never ever thought I'd get to say I did it, but now I can say I did, and it's swell, oh it's swell, oh it's swell, ol' parrot, hit it!
 * [The parrot is holding a bucket of water, and he throws it with his beak on Mickey's head and laughs; Mickey, frustrated, takes it off and continues the song]
 * Mickey: [in flashback] But... here I am, today and oh, I gotta say... I've- I'm sorta delighted... it's not as fun it looks, to me... at least it's just Willie and me! ...And that parrot...? [picks up tempo] Myeh, I've never been more excited, never, ever, ever, you see, who wouldn't, it's just Willie and me!, C'mon, c'mon! [claps twice] Who wouldn't?! It's just Willie and MEEEE!!!!!!
 * [The song is interrupted by Peg-Leg Pete coming in]
 * Peg-Leg Pete: [in flashback] You're not at all alone, you tiny, puny rascal, now go scrape up the beets or you'll be left out on the dock!
 * [Mickey is thrown downstairs]
 * Mickey: [in flashback] I've certainly been more delighted. Quite a disappointment, actually. I thought it would just be Willie and Me.
 * [The song ends]
 * TBA