Marvel Spotlight (Marvel;Re)/The Unspeakable Gwenpool

The Unspeakable Gwenpool is a one-shot comic book that follows Gwenpool, AKA Gwendolyn Poole, who is a girl that resembles Gwen Stacy and is from a world that is very similar to our own, in that the Marvel characters are all fictional characters.

Synopsis
In a metafictional fourth-wall-breaking adventure, Gwenpool uses her knowledge of Marvel lore to battle against a threat to her existence.

Plot (unfinished)
The first thing we see is Gwenpool standing, pointing at the reader. Gwenpool pulls out a whiteboard with very details pictures of her origin drawn on it. Gwenpool pulls out a laptop that shows the main Ideas Fandom page for Marvel;Re. It's revealed she's telling this story to Captain America, Hulk, and Thor. Gwenpool is shown having the gates of Avengers Mansion closed on her. Gwenpool takes her mask off and wanders away to a run-down apartment building. Her room in the apartment has several posters of heroes and famous Marvel comic covers on the wall. Gwenpool sighs. Gwenpool turns around, revealing Deadpool standing at her door. Gwenpool starts grabbing her posters off the wall. Gwenpool puts her posters in a backpack and walks out of the building. Gwenpool visits three people in an attempt to find a new roommate. The first is Jessica Jones. The second is Forbush Man. The third and final person she visits is Timebroker Kang from Exiles: Endless. After failing to find a new place to live, Gwenpool sits on top of a billboard while staring off at the sky. She jumps off of the billboard and lands on a car without the driver noticing. She lies back on the car and pulls out the first ever Amazing Spider-Man issue. She flips through the comic. The car she's riding on top of drives into a garage and the man driving walks out, revealing it to be Grim Reaper. Reaper closes his car door and spots Gwenpool relaxing on top of his car. Grim Reaper pops his scythe and slices into his car in an attempt to kill Gwenpool, though she manages to dodge out of the way. Reaper keeps swinging at her and she keeps dodging. Repear continues to slice. Grim Reaper tries to slice her once again but Gwenpool jumps and lands on his scythe. She then grabs his scythe and kicks him, knocking him into a wall and ripping his scythe off. Reaper tries to get up but Gwenpool puts Reaper's scythe up to his neck. Gwenpool takes a few breaths before dropping Grim Reaper's scythe. He picks it up and tapes it back on to his arm. Sometime later, Gwenpool and Grim Reaper drink tea and coffee respectively. Gwenpool looks around the room with an unsure expression.
 * Gwenpool: GWENPOOL!!
 * Gwenpool: I know what you're thinking, "why should I bother reading a story about someone like this?" Well, in case you were thinking that, let me explain myself a bit. My name is Gwendolyn Poole and I'm... well, truth be told, I'm a bit of a Marvel fangirl. Marvel was there for me in the world that I came from. Even in my darkest times, they helped me out. I started writing fanfics about the heroes I liked (not lemon fics, I can't stress that enough), and eventually, guess what I came across?
 * Gwenpool: I came across the Ideas Wiki, or I guess Fandom now, and started making stories on it! And then this Marvel;Re project came out and I got super excited! I really wanted to be a part of it but I was super anxious and shy so I never asked if I could join. But, eventually, I realized there was a way that I could be a part of it. I transported myself into the fictional world and then the Unspeakable Gwenpool was born!
 * Captain America: ..."Unspeakable"?
 * Gwenpool: Well, I wanted to call myself "Unbeatable" or "Unstoppable" but those two were taken. Then I realized I've got a Deadpool theme going and Deadpool's pretty "unspeakable", so... yeah! Unspeakable Gwenpool!
 * Thor: ...Pardon me, but this is your pitch for why we should let you into the Avengers?
 * Gwenpool: Well, technically it's exposition for the sake of the reader but yeah, I guess it could also double as that. So, what do you say? Am I a reserve now?
 * Hulk: ...Leave.
 * Gwenpool: Crap.
 * Gwenpool (narration): I've been trying to become a hero since the moment I got transported into this world... in my normal world, that was my dream. After I graduated high school and started wandering around with no real place to go, comics and superheroes were there to help me get a grip of my life. I always wanted to be just like them or meet them. In fact, if I'm being honest, I kinda... sorta... Mary Sue'd myself into some of my fanfics so that I could meet my favourite characters and date the ones I had crushes on. It's embarrassing, I know, but that's how much I love them. And now that I've met them, none of them will give me a chance...
 * Gwenpool: I know for a fact I could be a hero if I just got some help...
 * ???: You really wanna be a hero that bad?
 * Deadpool: Well, you've got a mentor right here! I'll help you all I can and--
 * Gwenpool: No.
 * Deadpool: Huh?
 * Gwenpool: If I'm being honest, I never liked you. I think you're a jerk and I don't like stories about jerks. Plus your jokes are mostly references to memes that'll be dead in a week. I've actually been thinking about moving out of your apartment for a bit, I really only moved in here cause it was the cheapest place I could find. Also, I'm almost positive that if you wouldn't mentor me at all and you'd just spent your time trying to bang me.
 * Deadpool: ...I feel called out.
 * Gwenpool: Well, it was nice knowing you and I hope that we never see each other again.
 * Gwenpool: These are mine.
 * Gwenpool: Welp, burned that bridge forever. Time to go house hunting, I guess. Maybe I'll find my mentor while doing that.
 * Jessica Jones: No.
 * Gwenpool: Oh, come on! I was living with a dude I hated before this and--
 * Jessica Jones: No.
 * Gwenpool: You gotta be kidding!
 * Forbush Man: Sorry, but I'm already taking care of Squirrel Girl. Her brain's been damaged and she can't really take care of herself so--
 * Gwenpool: Wait... what?
 * Forbush Man: What?
 * Gwenpool: Squirrel Girl's got brain damage?
 * Forbush Man: Yeah?
 * Gwenpool: Doesn't that limit story possibilities?
 * Forbush Man: Look, I didn't write the story, I was just in it.
 * Ultimate Kang: ...How did you even manage to get here?
 * Gwenpool: Jumpcut.
 * Ultimate Kang: ...What?
 * Gwenpool: It cut and then I was here.
 * Ultimate Kang: ...Go away.
 * Gwenpool: Well, son of a bitch... It's a lot harder living in the Marvel universe than I thought it'd be...
 * Gwenpool: Thank god this is a superhero universe or else that fall would've busted my legs open.
 * Gwenpool: How do other heroes do it when they're first starting out...?
 * Gwenpool: Wait, Spider-Man tried to join the Fantastic Four for money? Well, I guess he did mainly care about money back then... Yeah, early years Spider-Man probably isn't the best example of how to begin as a hero...
 * Gwenpool: ...Hi!
 * Gwenpool: Um, could you please stop swinging at me, Mr. Reaper? I know I look like Deadpool but I don't actually have any of his powers so if you cut me then I won't be able to instantly heal!
 * Gwenpool: Listen, pal, I know you're a supervillain and you've probably got some trust issues but I'm not here to hurt you or arrest you! You can trust me, guy!
 * Gwenpool: Listen, I'm not a murderer so I really don't wanna hurt you! Just calm down and listen to me, goddamn it! I didn't even know you were in that car so why would I be here to arrest you!?
 * Grim Reaper: Then what are you here for!?
 * Gwenpool: Nothing! You think I wanted to go to your freakin' house!? I meant to get off your car a mile back but I forgot! Listen, I'm an up and coming superhero that nobody's willing to actually let become a superhero. I've tried over and over and nothing's working! I'm super stressed out and all I want is to just freakin'--
 * Grim Reaper: Calm down, calm down! Don't work yourself up anymore! You already seem like you're about to cry and that'd make this even weirder than it already is! Just breath! Alright? Breath!
 * Grim Reaper: Yep, this is definitely gonna take a while to repair... you want coffee?
 * Gwenpool: Tea, please... Little bit of lemon...
 * Grim Reaper: So, you wanna be a hero but everybody you visited said no. Is that right?
 * Gwenpool: Mhmm.
 * Grim Reaper: Hm... well, if the good guys won't accept you, maybe... just maybe... you'd work better as one of the bad guys?
 * Gwenpool: Um...
 * Grim Reaper: Well, I'm just saying. If you haven't noticed, he supervillains are pretty much willing to hire anybody as henchmen.
 * Gwenpool: Oh yeah, you guys hire civilians, superpowered criminals... sometimes you guys also hire other supervillains, which never really turns out good.
 * Grim Reaper: Don't critique the way my peers and I do our jobs. Like I was saying though, the superheroes don't accept you, right? Well, maybe you're just not looking in the right place. Maybe you need to be a supervillain. Right?
 * Grim Reaper: Come on, a one day free trial of being a supervillain. If you don't like it, you can feel free to leave. What do you say?
 * Gwenpool: ...Alright, but if I don't like it you better not call in your Hydra pals to try and beat me up or something.