Meet a Train-Man Transcript

(The episode begins with Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt pratcing for his day where Blythe is having a field trip where you can bring one pet)

Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt: Ok, Von, you must be awesome for the field trip. Be cool!

Blythe: O.k. Von, ready to go?

Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt: Am I?!

( The 2 leave as Mitzi walks in )

Mitzi: Howdy y'all!

All: Hey Mitzi!

Mitzi: Ah'd like ya to meet mah owner.

( a man in a train engineer's suit walks in )

Phil: Nice place you got here.

Pepper: What's your name?

Phil: I'm Phil, your friendly neighborhood railway engineer. I can tell you locomotive data, freight car weight and cargo, or anything you would like to know about trains.

All: wow!

Phil: Are these your friends that you were always talking about?

Mitzi: Of course.

Phil: do you all like bacon?

All: What's bacon?

Phil: Bacon is the best edible object ever created! You should try some.

( Phil gives everyone a slice. Everyone eats it and is delighted. )

Penny: This is good.

Phil: I want to take y'all somewhere.

Sunil: Where are we going?

Phil: I want to take you to the railyard, show you around.

All: Cool!

( The scene cuts to Blythe and Von on the school bus to the field trip. )

Everyone gets off the bus and follows their teachers to the animal center.

Blythe: This is going to be fun!

Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt: Yeah!

Mr. Banks: Welcome to the Animal Center! Did you bring your pets, but if you didn't, then it's okay. *realizes he needs to pee* Oh, no. I gotta go to the restroom. *to Co-Principle Michael* Can you take care of them for me? *rushes to the restroom*

(Mr. Banks returns)

Mr. Banks: Alrighty then. Lets get started. Did anyone bring their pets today?

Blythe: I did.

(Blythe shows Mr. Banks Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt.)

Blythe: This is Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt.

Mr. Banks: He is adorable. He is a raccoon right?

Blythe: Yep.

Mr. Banks: You and Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt and the rest of the class are going to have a good time.

( The scene cuts to the Downtown City Railyard )

Zoe: Darling, this is a nice place.

Phil: I work here on weekdays, the come home for the weekend. My boss let me miss a day to meet y'all. You should meet him.

Pepper: So, Mitzi, have you been here before?

Mitzi: Oh Honey bunch, ah' come here all the time.

(The silence is broken by an approaching train, blaring its horn as the train rattles swiftly by)

Phil: I show you to my train.

Phil leads the pets to a low emission genset switcher

All: Wow!

Phil: I love this train. I'll show you inside the building, and you'll get to meet my boss.

Parker: Wow! Is your boss a dog like Mr. Peabody? a dinosaur? or even, *gasps* a beautiul penguin?

Phil: Well, not exactly. But he does have a pet penguin named Packie. Any crushes?

Parker: Wow... i have a crush on Ms. Love.

Phil: Ms. Love? Who's that?

Parker: Only the most beautiful polecat that ever walked the earth.

C.Cuddles: Ahem!

Parker: What?

( the scene cuts to the animal center )

Von: Wow! This center looks amazing!

Blythe: Yeah!

They are about to enter the snake cage when they hear the cry of a bunny rabbit.

Von: What the huh?

Blythe: Hey! That's my line!

The 2 enter and figure out the bunny is upset.

Blythe: What's wrong?

Little Bunny: I have no owner. They lost me on the way home.

Von: Sorry, but you've gotten the wrong people.

Blythe: *smacks Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt*

Von: Ow! Ok, we'll help her! Yheesh.

Blythe: We'll have help you find your owner.

Little Bunny: Thanks.

( The scene cuts to the railyard where Phil into introduces the pets to his boss, Dave )

Parker: Wow! Its a dinosaur!

Dave: ...no offense, but i'm a dog. Now I know what you are thinking

Harold: Phil, i cannot believe your boss is a dog!

Phil: Yeah... Rarely, he often lets me pet him.

Dave: It's nice to meet you all. You'll get your first job here in about 10 minutes. You will be traveling to Bakersfield street station.

Phil: Alrighty then.

Delilah: Since you're a dog, fetch this! *throws the ball*

Dave: I don't really fetch much

Delilah: Oh..

Parker: Have any cousins? you know Mr. Peabody?

Dave: I sure do. He was a cool dawg.. ha ha.

Phil: we've got to get to Bakersfield Street Station. We're taking that train I showed you a while back.

All: Yay!

Vinnie: DOOTERAL!!!

The train speeds off with a horn honk to Dave.

( The scene cuts to the animal center )

Von: Who are you?

Rabbit: I'm Ashley.

Von: Ashleigh? Good name.

Ashley: No. Ashley.

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