Inanimate Insanity: Movie Madness/Transcript

Part 1: A Taco’s Planning
(Shows Sony logo)

(Shows Columbia Pictures logo. Before the logo ends, Microphone kicks the statue lady off the screen and steals her torch)

(Shows AnimationEpic logo)

(Shows Clearwater Animation logo)

Text: Columbia Pictures presents

Text: in association with YouTube

Text: an AnimationEpic and Clearwater Animation production

(The film’s logo lights up on the screen dims down)

(Cuts to a shot of Taco’s secret hideout)

Taco: (pacing around the room) 5 years, 5 years too long. I could’ve won that million, but no. OJ ended up winning the money. I could’ve had that hotel, I could’ve had all of that fame, but that stupid pink headgear just had to attack me of all people.

Microphone: What are you going on about?

Taco: I need a plan to get rid of those stupid contestants, especially OJ.

Microphone: How about we control their minds so they worship you as ruler.

Taco: That would nev- hmmmmm..... Yes. They can worship me as the ruler of Inanimate Insanity!

Microphone: What about me?

Taco: (stammering) Oh, ummmmm... You can be co-ruler.