Gonzo's Nature Show/transcript

Prologue: The Muppet Family Boarding House
Kermit: "Okay, everybody, you got everything packed for our trip to the safari lands?"

Walter: "We sure do, Kermit, they're all in our luggage."

Kermit: "Oh good, come on, gang, let's head on out for the safari lands."

Kermit, Walter and the Muppet friends head on out.

Fade to a black screen......

[Theme Tune Music In Background]

Kermit: "It's time to get things started again."

[Short Version Of The Muppet Show Theme Tune In Background]

Scene 1: The safari lands
Kermit and the Muppet friends get off the Electric Mayhem bus and are greeted by a tour guide named Safari Jane.

Tour Guide/Safari Jane: "Hello and welcome to the safari lands, I'm Safari Jane, your tour guide."

Kermit: "Nice to meet you here, Safari Jane, I'm Kermit, and this is Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Walter, Scooter, Beauregard, Rowlf, Skeeter, Clifford, Robin, Bean, Goggles, Croaker, Blotch, Mildred, Tim, Sweetums, Camilla, Rizzo, Link, Denise, Dr. Strangepork and Yolanda."

Safari Jane: "Wow, the entire gang, okay, everybody, the safari van's right over there."

The Muppet friends follow Safari Jane over to the safari van and they drive around in it.

Fozzie: "Wow, look at that viewing."

Gonzo: "I could make my nature show here."

Kermit: "Good idea, Gonzo, let's set up some filming spots."

The Muppet friends and Safari Jane set up some filming location spots and Gonzo is about to host a nature show for Animal Planet.

Rowlf is filming Gonzo and Safari Jane.

Rowlf: "Oh good, the camera's focused right on them, okay, Gonzo, action."

Gonzo: "Hello and welcome to the safari lands, I, the great Gonzo, am here to tell all of you about the wild jungle cats, you know, lions, tigers, panthers, cougars, Leopards and jaguars."

Safari Jane: "But be very careful, they can pounce at any single rate."

Gonzo: "Be sure not to get eaten alive by 1 of them, always wear your protective safari gear."

Safari Jane: "Oh look, there's a tiger running around."

Gonzo: "Tigers are big orange jungle cats with black stripes, and they tend to eat pork, beef, poultry and fish diets, they're usually located in South Africa."

Rowlf: "Cut, Gonzo, you did super good."

Kermit: "So, Piggy, ever since you and I got back together again, you wanna watch Gonzo's Nature Show with me in the living room at home in the boarding house?"

Miss Piggy: "Why sure, Kermit, of course I would."

Later, the Muppet friends are getting right back on the Electric Mayhem bus and heading back home on their way to the Muppet Family Boarding House.