Weird Battle of random characters

The weird battle of random characters was an event that occurred when Darth Vader attacked metropolis.

History
After being asked to by Darth Sidious, Darth Vader attacked metropolis, but was stopped by Clark Kent, who prepared to attempt to take off his shirt, probably to reveal a vest or something that was important. Darth Vader then one-spotted Clark Kent, the first victim of the battle. This caught the attention of Jabba the Hutt, who cheered on Darth Vader as he started destroying the buildings. However, Captain America arrived with a Smith & Wesson Model 460 Handgun and blasted Darth Vader, who with the force deflected them all into Zeus, who destroyed the bullets with his lightning and then turned back to Captain America, who began blasting but it was too late. James Bond had found the battle and shot and killed Lex Luthor and stole his armour. He then flew up into the air creating a large fireball, preparing to throw it into the earth, but his hand was grabbed by Sans Undertale, causing him to stagger and send it right into Sans Undertale, killing Sans, destroying the suit and Bond’s arm and making it destroy Shrek’s swamp. While Flash had saved everyone in the swamp with his extreme speed, Shrek was still mad and grabbed the Sun, pushing James’ face into the surface of the sun.