Hit Monkey (Marvel;Re Relaunch)

Hit Monkey is an one shot comic following the character of the same name, written by both MarvelDCandFantasyFanBoy12 and Jacky 50A. This story is considered non-canon within the main Marvel;Re 2021 continuity.

Transcript
The issue begins in the streets of Tokyo as a group of Hand Ninjas are shown guarding a dock. Suddenly, one of the ninjas falls to the ground as Hit-Monkey reveals himself, carrying two uzis. Hit Monkey begins firing at the Ninjas as some of them end up dodging as a fight commences. A title card soon says "Two days earlier" as private investigator, Dakota North is looking at a dead body as text on the page says "Manhattan, New York." She sighs and grabs a cigar. It cuts to The Bar With No Name as Hit-Monkey is drinking a banana smoothie. Dakota, soon comes in as Scarecrow turns at her.
 * Dakota: Stab marks… whoever killed this man must be some sort of master at swords. Swordsman has redeemed himself so it can't be him. Maybe the Hand?
 * Dakota: But what would the Hand want with this seemingly normal person? I can't believe I'm saying this but I think I might need some help.
 * Scarecrow: You can't arrest any of us. This bar is a safe haven!
 * Dakota: Good thing I wasn't planning to.

She walks over to Hit-Monkey as he turns and makes noises.
 * Dakota: I have a job for you.

Hit-Monkey finishes his smoothie before turning around and uttering a bunch of grunts that seem unintelligible. Surprisingly, Dakota is able to understand what he's saying.


 * Dakota: A man was found dead. Isaac Roberts was his name. I have a hunch that some dangerous people killed him. I want you to find out who killed him and why. You'll get paid.

Hit-Monkey grunts as a monkey would normally once again, nodding in agreement before looking around to see if anyone's suspicious at their presence. The primate turns towards the bartender of the place, who he grunts towards.


 * Mitch: "Look, we don't do business with the Hand, okay?"

Hit Monkey stares at him before turning back.


 * Dakota: "I think I have something that might help you."

She hands Hit-Monkey a scarf and a wallet that belonged to Isaac.

It cuts to F.E.A.S.T. as Hit-Monkey walks in, knowing that Isaac possibly went there. Suddenly, one of F.E.A.S.T.'s volunteers, May Parker walks up.
 * Dakota: "Two of his belongings that was there the night he died. You'll get paid when the job is done."
 * May Parker: "Hello monkey man. Is there anything I can do to help?"

Hit-Monkey makes noises.
 * May Parker: "Isaac Roberts? He doesn't sound familiar."

Hit-Monkey briefly looks around to see if there's anyone who's paying attention to him. Surprisingly, no one does, so the suited macaque points a gun at May Parker.


 * May Parker: "Young monkey, we don't have to resort to violence here."

Hit-Monkey, annoyed, shoots Aunt May. The crowd immediately goes wild and runs away from the scene. Hit-Monkey, wanting no witnesses, tries to kill everyone, but gets pulled away by a web, which introduces his face with the legs of an enraged Scarlet Spider. Suddenly, Kaine is joined by Ben Reilly and Joe Wade: two other men also known as Scarlet Spider. Ben Reilly drops down from a ventilation shaft while Joe Wade enters the scene by bursting through the kitchen. Suddenly, three other Aunt Mays enter the room confused.
 * Scarlet Spider (Kaine): "How dare you kill my aunt! I'll show you what it means to mess with the Parkers, primate!"


 * Scarlet Spider (Joe): You gonna die monkey!

Hit-Monkey proceeds to engage in a bloody fight with the Scarlet Spiders, able to match them in combat thanks to his sheer skill. After getting punched squarely in the face by a combination blow from Ben Reilly and Joe Wade, the Scarlet Spiders walk up to him, standing over him.

Hit-Monkey gets enraged at the mention of Kingpin and throws three throwing knives at the necks of the Scarlet Spiders, flinging them with such speed that they're all barely able to avoid decapitation by so. Hit-Monkey then escapes the scene. Kaine and Reilly look at Joe. Joe and Kaine look at Reilly.
 * Scarlet Spider (Reilly): "Who sent you? Kingpin?"
 * Scarlet Spider (Kaine): "Stupid monkey! Why does everyone want Aunt May dead?!"
 * Scarlet Spider (Reilly): "He thinks that by killing her, we're all gonna be psychologically scarred!"
 * Scarlet Spider (Joe) : "&#^$, who the hell was that, anyway? Didn't know Aunt May had a beef with a monkey."
 * Scarlet Spider (Kaine): "Excuse me, who the *#&@ are you?"
 * Scarlet Spider (Joe): "I'm also Scarlet Spider, man. Except I'm not a clone."
 * Scarlet Spider (Reilly): "Look, it doesn't matter. Right now, we have to bring that monkey to justice for killing Aunt May. But first, we have to make sure that Aunt May's dead."
 * Scarlet Spider (Reilly): "You know what I mean."