Total Drama Apocalyptic Island/New Season, Fresh Meat

(it cuts to an island as it feels like an ordinary island. Chris (VO): ahh Kiapoo Island the most peaceful island to ever exist. filled with bears

(a bear is shown scratching his back on the out house)

Chris (VO): Filled with dangerous explosives...oh right i forgot to mention to me its peaceful but its a wild mess (laughs)

(Chris arrives out of nowhere)

Chris: or thats what the campers will think. This is Chris McLean coming at you live with our hottest new season of Total Drama. We rented out this new island filled with glorious desires and such beauty.

(Chris snaps his fingers)

Chris: Intern get me my marshmallows

Matt: Here they are sir.

Chris: thank you Matt. we got brand new contestants and we got new goods but the one thing that hasn't changed is the $100.000. what do I have in store for our new campers and more importantly will i give my intern a promotion? find out right now on Total Drama APOCALYPTIC ISLAND

(intro shows as it cuts to the island)

Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Apocalyptic Island. well the new 18 contestants should be arriving right now. I think. Matt did you ever send out the flyers for who joined I would have chef hatchet do it but you know how he is.

Matt: I did but only 17 people joined.

Chris: Huh. We need 18 so Matt, I'm revoking your internship. your a good intern kid but i could see you be a limelight to the new campers.

Matt: Uh..thanks sir. Wait you're forcing me to compete?

Chris: No I'm not forcing you to compete more of....honestly now that you say that yeah.

(the first camper arrives being Christine who is watching funny videos on her phone)

Chris: Chef! Why does she have an electronic?

Chef: it was on the flyer she filled out.

Chris: What? You remember we have a strict no electronics policy right?

(chris takes the phone and puts it in his pocket)

Chris: Look Christine i get that you have a thing with your phone but we have a no electronics policy. so please try not to be eliminated early for a phone policy. ok?

Christine: GIVE IT BACK!

Chris: Don't worry if you win total drama or get eliminated i'll give it back to you ok? I promise

Christine: Fine!

(the next camper to arrive is Will as he walks out)

Will: Ha Ha! Chris McLean its an honor to see you my man.

Chris: Hi. Good to know we got some brawn with brains.

(Will heads over there as the next camper to arrive is Jessica)

Jessica: Howdy.

Chris: Hello. Jessica: Man after hard work like that i could really use a huge vacation on this island.