Comic Con Incorporated/Your Attention, Please?

Asgardian or Not? is the 12th issue of Comic Con Incorporated.

Summary
Archie Andrews and Nightwing go for a series of Gym exercises while following Thor's example to prove their own worth. At the same time, Harley Quinn tries to get the Joker's good attention to make him comfortable at the hotel while Deadpool tries to impress Poison Ivy, who is already spending her day with Loki.

Transcript

 * (chapter starts with Nightwing and Archie Andrews walking around the hotel and talking)
 * Nightwing: So, how did things go with Betty aned Veronica yesterday?
 * Archie Andrews: Nothing too new. Just the same as usual back in Riverdale. Although, they did chill a bit with each other here. Normally, they compete over my attention. Usually arguing about whose of them would go out with me. You know...
 * Nightwing: Yeah. I get your point. Which reminds me of how Starfire reacted when Killer Moth demanded me to go for a date with his daughter, who happens to be a bit twice as evil as he himself is. And to be honest. That girl is one you'd wish you never dated. Because... seriously...
 * Archie Andrews: She's five times worse than even Harley Quinn. Right?
 * Nightwing: A nightmare. Something of which Starfire proved not to be.
 * (the two see female young roomers staring at (and falling in love for) Thor, who is walking around the swiming park with Jane Foster)
 * Archie Andrews: And the same as usual. Girls are awaits attracted to men and their effective fitness.
 * Nightwing: No doubt about it. (sees himself and Archie in a mirror) And you know, maybe we should follow his example. If I heard it right from Gwen, Thor's repultation was always about worthiness and dignity. What do you think?
 * Archie Andrews: I couldn't agree more. I'm in.
 * Nightwing: So? You have a plan?
 * Archie Andrews: If I remember well, Sabrina told me that she, Ms. Marvel and Terra worked on sports and body exercises to follow Ms. Croft's example for effective fitness. What do you think?
 * Nightwing: Not a bad idea. (they continue walking) So, let's start with Ms. Marvel's idea?
 * Archie Andrews: You know I was just thinking of that one?
 * (scene shifts to Harley Quinn walking with the Joker)
 * Harley Quinn: C'mon now, Mr. J! Don't you wanna let out that smile you always loved to show in Gotham? Not even a small laugh?
 * The Joker: You know well we're not in Gotham. Don't you, Harley? I was a king of comedy back there. A star! But here, I've become nothing less than a punch-bag for duck dolls. A joke. Much worse, that little loser they once called the Red Hood.
 * Harley Quinn: Cheer up, Puddin'. There's gotta be something in this hotel you put a smile on that face. Come on! (she cheerfully drags the depressed Joker to the direction she is running to)
 * (meanwhile, Deadpool is dressed as a tuxedo gentleman and is walking towards Poison Ivy, who is sitting nnear the pool)
 * Deadpool: (talking to himself) Alright, handsome. Let's see if you're good enough to ask the lady out. (practicing his dialogues with Ivy) "So, hottie? You and me? Movies tonight?" (pauses) Nah. Too cliche. (tries again) "Wanna go for a ride on my mo-ped?" (pauses) No. No. No. Didn't even bring those. (tries again; french accent) "You are ze most beautiful woman I have ever seen." (pauses and slaps himself) What the crud?! Pull yourself together, man! Whaddya think this is?! Some french mo-- (bumps into Floronic Man while Poison Ivy goes out with Loki. Froronic Man grabs Deadpool's head and lifts him up) (realizing the trouble he is in, he chuckles nervously and shows off some flowers) Buddies? (Froronic Man uppercuts Deadpool, sending him flying in the air) YAAAAAAA-HOO-Hoo-hoo-hooey!!! (he falls on a trash can which is being carried by Solomon Grundy. He ressurfaces and stares angrily at Loki from the distance) You haven't seen the past of me, Asgardian! That hot redhead will be mine!
 * (scene shifts to Archie and Nightwing at the Gym section practicing weightlifting exercises. They are doing the way Thor, who is also at the Gym, is doing)
 * Thor: (notices the two) Those young men from Midgard today. Following others' example to acchieve what they desire for their show of worthiness. (he, Archie and Nightwing continue their exercises; a sequence shows them in weightlifting heavy objects and punching bags. In the end of the sequence, they address to each other) You two have my respect. For working out hard to prove your worthiness. I am truly impressed.
 * Archie Andrews: Well... thanks a lot. For a second, we thought you'd call us worthless.
 * Thor: Consider yourselves in luck. After the time I've spent on Midgard, I did learn not to judge the worth of other men from other realms. Loki, on the other hand, still did not learn that too clearly. Despite his affection for that woman he shared a room with.
 * Nightwing: Poison Ivy? Loki? They're...? Are you sure?
 * Thor: Absolutely. (they see Loki and Ivy walking around)
 * Nightwing: Didn't see that coming.

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