Noby's Ultimate Revenge/Transcript

Noby: (Comes in with his silly outfit and turns on the lights.) Hello, guys!

(Mr. S and the students are in shock.)

Mr. S: (furious.) YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE COMING HERE DRESSED LIKE THAT! I know you never cared for Ace. You’re going to _______ for this one.

Noby: Actually, Teach, I came in here because the superintendent told me to come in and laugh at your-

(Mr. S furiously grabs Noby by the shirt.)

Mr. S: WHO CARES?! Ace Goody is the only student that we love so much and you have to blast him out of existence!

(Mr. S was put into a cannon while Noby watches in joyfulness.)

Mr. S: What is the meaning of this?!

Noby: (Joyfully.) I ratted you out to the president!

Mr. S: You what?!

Noby: Isn’t that just the most evilest thing, betraying my own teacher? Aren’t you proud of me?

Mr. S: (His face turns red.) Why you sick, twisted, little ingrate. RELEASE ME THIS INSTANT OR I’M GONNA-

(Noby pushes the button. Mr. S crashes to the roof being launched to outer space.)

(Big G, Sneech and Sue are in shock.)

Noby: (Waves.) Bye, Mr. S! I love you!

(The students were glaring at Noby for what he did to him.)

'(Noby notices Mr. Potato Head climbing up onto the bed, alongside Hamm and Rex. As they congregate, they glare at Noby, with Rex also, after some confusion, preparing to snarl at Noby.)'

Noby: Hey, spuds-for-brains! What do you think you’re doing? Off the bed. (Shouting.) Hey! Off the bed!

Sneech: You gonna make us, Noby?

(Noby leers an eye at him.)

Noby: No. He is. Carl! Carl! Get up here and do your job! Take care of them!

(Noby looks around then sees Carl is still on the floor. After Carl comes up, he hesitates.)

Carl: Uh, I’m sorry, Noby, I have to agree with them. I don’t think what you did was right.

(Noby briefly laughs at his reason before getting close to him.)

Noby: What? Am I hearing correctly? You don’t think what i did was right? Who said your job was to think, Sherlock?

(Carl is pretty clearly cowed.)

Carl: Well, I… Actually i-

(Noby proceeds to rip into Carl, eventually pointing his finger at him, and then after a pause bends down and threatens him.)

Noby: Just use this vast reserve of brainpower to consider this for a moment. If it wasn’t for me, Ace Goody would’ve been popular! In fact, you would’ve been hauled away to Kansas a long time ago, so shut your mouth and get them off my classroom! Do it now, Carl, or I’m gonna-

(Mr. Potato Head, Hamm, and Rex rush to Carl’s defense.)

Big G: Hold on a second! If you’re gonna threat Carl, you’re gonna have to threat me too!

Sneech: Make that three.

Sue: Count me in.

(All the toys are ganging up on Noby, with Potato Head pointing at Noby.)

Big G: No, Noby, you get your butt out of his classroom.

(The toys inch closer, with Noby being somewhat amused, and then pointing at himself.)

Noby: (Laughing.) I… I don’t believe this. Are… Are you… Are you threatening me?

Todd: Yeah! Get out of Mr. S’ classroom, cheese head, or we’re throwing you out!

Noby: Ha! You can’t make me.

(The soldiers pop out of the barrel, and then the toys rush at Noby. Potato Head, Hamm, and Bo Peep grab Noby’s arms, while Rex and the robot grab him by the legs.)

Noby: Guys, let me go! I was just kidding!

(The students then prepare to throw Noby off the classroom.)

Students: One, two…

(Just before they reach three, a shout is heard and they turn to the window, with Carl being near it.)

Carl: Stop! Don’t throw him out of the class.

(Noby expresses some relief.)

Noby: Yeah! Listen to him.

(Carl then glares at Noby and points to the cannon, with Carl then motioning to it.)

Carl: Shooting him into outer space, like he did to Mr. S!

(The toys then move towards the window as Noby protests.)

Everyone: Yeah!

Noby: No! Wait! No! Come on! Hey, man!