The Loud House Movie/Transcript

Lynn: Well, well, well. Unfortunately, Lincoln was right. Lincoln: How do we get there? Lori: We don't know. Maybe. Lisa: Oh, please. That's the way you do before science. Lynn: Looks like normal to me. Leni: Really? Lincoln: Come on, give us a break. (Lori goes upstairs and see Luna plays her guitar at Luna and Luan's room.) Luna: (singing) Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Lori: Luna? (Luna stops singing.) Luna: (spoken) It's you. Leni: Besides, it is what we do. Luna: That's right. (Lana runs and steps Lori's foot.) Lori: Ow! Hey! Watch where you going! Lana: Sorry. Lola: Stop it! That's enough! (Cut to Lincoln watching TV.) Lincoln: I love it! Lynn: I love to watch TV, Lily. Lily: Poo-poo! Lisa: You say cucumber. I say pickle. Lincoln: I ain't build something. (Cut back to Lori's room.) Lori: It is. Lana: Yeah. Well, we're loud. Lola: Don't expect us to apologize for it. Lori: That is ridiculous! Leni: Was it alone? Lori: Leni, you can't say it anything. (Lucy appears Lincoln.) Lucy: Hello. (Lincoln screams.) Lucy: What's the matter, Lincoln? Lincoln: Um, Lucy? I... am... not... scared? Lucy: You think it's okay? Lisa: Well, anything for you. Lynn: Who cares? Lucy: Spooky but nothing. Think about it. Halloween is over. Lisa: What are you talking about? Lucy: October. Lisa: I enjoy to wear a uniform consisting of a red jumpsuit and cap in a fantasy. Lincoln: Come on, Lisa. This is the first appearance in Flip's Food and Fuel since Butterfly Effect. Lisa: I don't know about this. Lucy: This must be it into next year. Lynn: That is insane! Lana: Hey, Lola! You wanna touch things? We will go outside. Luna: No! Leni: Luna, you better stay put. (Lana picks up the mud) Lucy: So you don't like it? Lana: Hey, Lincoln! I've got a surprise! You wanna eat mud? Lincoln: (pushes Lana) Go away! Cut it out! Lola: Get ready to be poked by a stick. (Lola pokes Lincoln's cheek with a stick.) Lincoln: I said, cut it out! Luan: Oh, my gosh! Do you see all of those disguises? Lincoln: Oh, boy! Lola: Wanna apple pie? (Lola throws an apple pie to Lincoln's face. Lincoln wipes his face.) Lincoln: That's it! Lana and Lola: Yikes! (Lana and Lola run outside.) Lincoln: Get back here! (Lincoln chases Lana and Lola.) Luan: Lana and Lola are in trouble! Leni: They're getting away. (Cut to Lincoln runs.) Lincoln: Stop in the name of the law! (Lana and Lola stops running.) Lana: That was close. Lola: Too close. (Lincoln stops running.) Lincoln: (grabs Lana and Lola) Got you! (Lana and Lola screams. Cut back Lynn sitting on the couch.) Lynn: Okay. You're gonna have to be patient and wait in line just everyone else, Lucy, okay? (Lincoln puts Lana and Lola back inside the house.) Lincoln: I got some twins. Lori: Lincoln! (Cut to Lincoln's room. Lori tells Lincoln sitting on the bed.) Lori: You better not mess with Lana and Lola! Do you? Lincoln: But, Lori. Lori: Shut your mouth, pal! Don't you think Lily's diaper might need changing! Then don't! Lincoln: Lori, I can explain. Lori: Life isn't a sad musical when you singing a song. Will the sun ever shine again? Lincoln: No. (Lola growls.) Lincoln: Sorry I almost killed you. (Lola slaps Lincoln.) Lincoln: Ow. Leni: I think Lincoln got hurt. Luan: Maybe we shouldn't cut down trees in the rainforest. Lincoln: Rainforest? I though they are native to South America. (Cut to Clyde sees Elliot outside and squirting water on the flowers.) Clyde: Excuse me. He is an elephant named Elliot. Elliot: Hey! I thought they were friends. Clyde: Oh, hi, Elliot. My name is Clyde. (Lincoln appears Clyde and Elliot.) Lincoln: Hi, Clyde. Oh, my gosh! An elephant! Clyde: Don't worry, Lincoln. This elephant can talk. Elliot: My name is Elliot. Lincoln: The dog! Charles: Lincoln, what's up. Cliff: They have just being wrong. Walt: Hey! I thought they are talking animals! Geo: You did? Elliot: Charles! Cliff! Geo! Walt! What up, family? Lincoln: That is terrible! Charles: And that was Keith. Lincoln: Who's Keith? Charles: That bad guy! Walt: Oh, Keith's taking dollars. (Cut to the city when Keith picks up a dollar.) Keith: A dollar and ninety-five cents. I'm a villain! (Cut to Lynn and Lucy's room. Lucy writes a diary on the bed.) Lynn: Hey, Lucy. What's she doing? Lucy: I am writing a diary. Lynn: You did what? They did. (Cut to Lincoln enters Lana and Lola's room.) Lincoln: Sorry to hit your nose and break your teeth, Lola. Lola: That's okay, Lincoln. I am not a monster at all. Luan: Why do eat all of these ants? An anteater. (Luan laughs.) Luan: Get it? (Cut to Lisa enters Luna and Luan's room.) Lisa: I've got one! Luna: You did? I think I am kinda busy right now. Lisa: Fine, get a spirit! (Cut to Lincoln sees Elliot. Elliot trumpets) Clyde: Now that is what we think. Lincoln: They finally shows up. (Yeti growls. Lincoln gulps.) Lincoln: Almost everyday. Clyde: Run! (Yeti chases Lincoln and Clyde.) Charles: They're after Lincoln and Clyde! Hurry! Clyde: This way! (Lincoln and Clyde stops running and hides behind the tree.) Clyde: I think we're safe here. (Yeti growls and takes Lincoln and Clyde when they scream.) Clyde: Then again. Maybe not. (Yeti walks and back to Elliot.) Elliot: You're back, Lincoln and Clyde. His name is Yeti. Lincoln: Yeti? What happened? Clyde: I kissed a bird. Yeti: Come on. Don't be a jerk. Charles: Yeti, put those boys down! (Yeti puts Lincoln and Clyde down.) Yeti: Sorry. I didn't mean too. Lincoln: I'm going home. (Lincoln goes back inside the house.) Lincoln: Did you miss me? Luan: Lincoln, you are free. Leni: And Yeti's fur is white. (Lily begins to grunt and grimace.) Lola: Uh-oh, Lincoln! I think Lily got broke. Lincoln: Lily, are you alright? Lana: I think she's gonna explode. Lily: Poo poo. Lincoln: What? (Lily still grunts.) Lily: Poo poo! (Lily makes a giant mess in her diaper.) Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lisa: Pee-yew! Lily: Dodo. Lincoln: Well, I guess it's time to change her diaper. Lana: What do you mean? (Cut back outside when Elliot picks grass up and eats it.) Yeti: Elliot, you've been thinking for a long time. Cliff: You saved my life? Elliot: No, no, no, Cliff. I think I'm afraid of a mouse. Geo: We couldn't choose my food when I'm eating. Yeti: Lily is wearing a full diaper. Clyde: Lily? (Cut to Lincoln powdering on Lily's bottom. Lucy puts her diaper on Lily.) Lucy: There. Now you are not supposed to poop in diapers. Lisa: Whatever it is. Lucy was happy. Lynn: What? An hippo? Lori: Elliot is not a hippo. Elliot is an elephant. Lucy: Maybe Leni was supposed to see a hippo in the yard. Lincoln: Luna, you're are boy. Luna: Who's calling me a boy, Lincoln? I'm a girl with short hair and plays the electric guitar. Lucy: Electric guitar? What do you think this time? I was a little late. Luan: Hey, guys! Do you see Elliot outside? Luna: Elephants can't live in the house. Leni: Without tusks? Lisa: You see a long nose looks like a hose. Lana: Wait a minute! Lynn: Nose? Hose? You are supposed to have rhymes like "nose" and "hose". (Cut to the city again when Keith laughs evilly.) Keith: That was mine! And I steal people's milk money! (Cut back to Lori and Leni's room. Lori looks Bobby on her phone.) Lynn: (enters Lori and Leni's room) Lori! Lori: Not now. Lynn: Wait, is that Ronnie Anne? Lori: No! Lynn: Then who's Bobby? Lori: Face it, Lynn! You've got no worries around here! (Cut to the city again.) Keith: There is no way to find out here. Lincoln: Hey, Keith! Why don't pick on someone your own size? Keith: Well, well, it isn't, Lincoln. You must save the kids before you threatened. Lincoln: Give it up, Keith! That doesn't belong to you! Lynn: That's why we have bad guys don't do good things. Lori: Step down or else! Yeti: You're not gonna steal people's milk money all day! Keith: That's the way to had an idea! I can't use milk money everyday! (Picks Lily up) I'm gonna threatening this baby! Lincoln: Wanna hunt, Lily? Go ahead! Now let her go before Ronnie Anne comes back. Keith: I'll let her go. (Puts Lily down) I'm gonna finish you from now on. Lincoln: Bite the thumb, Lynn? Lynn: I was really born to do this thing. (Lynn bites Keith's thumb. Keith screams.) Lynn: I got it! (Keith runs away.) Luan: He's getting away! (Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Charles, Cliff, Geo, Walt, Elliot, and Yeti stops Keith.) Keith: Look who's ready for more? Lola: Have an apple pie, bad guy! (Lola throws an apple pie to Keith's face.) Leni: Good shot, Lola! Lola: Thank you. (Keith wipes his face.) Charles: Let's save Keith! Walt: Okay. Cliff: This is a great idea! Geo: Any time, Walt. (Keith laughs. Luan whistles.) Keith: Huh? Luan: Hi. Keith: It can't be serious. Luan: Be ready. Leni: Don't you see. It will be fun to play games while we get off his sight. Yeti: Satisfied later? Lincoln: It was worse than we feared! (Luan fights Keith.) Ronnie Anne: Hi, guys. Do you have milk money? Lincoln: Nope. Keith does that. (Luan stops fighting Keith.) Keith: Ronnie Anne! Ronnie Anne: Keith! Keith: I was, uh... Ronnie Anne: I'm coming for you. (Keith gasps and ran away.) Ronnie Anne: Get back here, bad guy? (Ronnie Anne chases Keith. Keith stops running.) Elliot: Oh, look! Ronnie Anne is back! Lincoln: You've got this! Lori: You've got it! Leni: Cool! Luna: I played an electric guitar. Luan: I love telling jokes. Lynn: I love sports! Lucy: Spooky thing! Lana: I am acting like a pig! Lola: I am beautiful! Lisa: I love laboratories! Lily: Poo-poo! Yeti: I can stomp. Ronnie Anne: It's over, Keith! There is no way to steal people's milk money! Keith: This should be weird. Elliot: Guess what? (Elliot pulls Keith's foot with his trunk. He swings around and throws very far. Keith screams.) Luan: Bye-bye, Keith! Lincoln: Well, it's time to go home. (Cuts back to the house.) Luan: Why do horses live in the sea? A sea horse. Leni: I love fun to having jokes. Lincoln: Mom and Dad are very proud of you. Rita: Hi, Lincoln. Lynn Sr: How are you.? Cliff: (looks at Lynn) Lynn? (Looks at Lynn Sr) Lynn? I thought she is turning into our dad. There can't be two Lynns. Lynn and Lynn Sr: Yes, there can. Charles: I have to poop on that couch. Lana: Gross! Charles: Geo, what do you think? Geo: I'm at the hamster ball like Lana does. Lana: A giant hamster ball? No way. Walt: Well, that's the end. Luna: I did it! Lola: Elliot finally defeated Keith! Lana: Way to go, Lola! Lincoln: Oh, well. Lucy: Luan, you wanna hear a joke about a jackrabbit?