SpongeBob SquarePants Deleted Scenes and Bloopers

SpongeBob SquarePants Deleted Scenes and Bloopers are the scenes that has deleted scenes and bloopers on them.

Help Wanted

 * (Take 1)
 * SpongeBob: Look at me! I'm... nake-! (crashes through ceiling)
 * Director: CUT!!!
 * (Take 2)
 * SpongeBob: Look at me! I'm... nakeeeee-(falls down after flying only one centimeter)-eeeeeeeeed!!!
 * (SpongeBob crashes the floor and Gary hides under the bed to avoid debris from hitting him. The camera pans to a hole through the floor shaped like SpongeBob.)
 * Director: CUT!
 * (Take 3)
 * SpongeBob: Look at me! I'm... nakeeeeee-
 * (SpongeBob flies out the door)
 * SpongeBob: -eeeeeeeeeed!!!!
 * (SpongeBob lands on his face in the sand.)
 * SpongeBob: I can't see!
 * Director: CUUUUUT! What the heck is this?

Bubblestand

 * (Blooper 1)
 * SpongeBob: Then PELVIC THRUST! (falls on his back)
 * Director: CUT! You are doing it wrong!
 * SpongeBob: (laughs)
 * (Blooper 2)
 * TBA
 * (Blooper 3)
 * TBA
 * (Alternate Scene)

Ripped Pants

 * (Deleted Scene)
 * SpongeBob: (to lifegaurd) Come closer... I need... I need...
 * Lifeguard: What do you need?
 * SpongeBob: A tailor. (rips pants) Because I ripped my pants!
 * (Everyone realizes it was a joke and leaves. Sandy stops to SpongeBob, but instead of a brief line, she gives out a speech to him.)
 * Sandy: That wasn't funny, SpongeBob! Yes, the first three were funny, but this time, you had me worried! (cuts to close-up of SpongeBob) What were you even thinking? Trying to be an expert comedian? (cuts back to Sandy) Something tells me you were trying to be one a little bit! Face it. You're on your own. (leaves SpongeBob)
 * Scooter: (upset; to Spongebob) Dude... (walks away)

Plankton!

 * (Blooper)
 * Plankton: (to Mr. Krabs) When I discover your secret formula for Krabby Patties, I'll run you out of business. I WENT TO COLLE-(coughs) Excuse me-(coughs again)

Boating School

 * (Alternate Scene)
 * Mrs. Puff: What's your secret? A little radio in your head? (laughs with SpongeBob) Oh, and under that hat is some kind of antenna? (laughs with SpongeBob again) And some guy miles away from here is giving you all the answers? (laughs with SpongeBob once again)
 * Patrick: (laughs)
 * Mrs. Puff: But, SpongeBob, (gets serious with a small frown) that would be cheating.
 * Patrick: HA HA HA HA!!! CHEATING!!!
 * SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff?
 * Mrs. Puff: (leans towards SpongeBob a little angry) Yes, no-star pupil?
 * SpongeBob: I think I'm cheating.
 * Mrs. Puff: (starts to get a little more angry) Say that again.
 * SpongeBob: I'm cheating!
 * Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob,... get out of the boat!
 * SpongeBob: (while Mrs. Puff tries to push him out of the boat) I do have an antenna under my hat! (reveals antenna) And there is a guy giving me the answers! I am cheating (crying) Cheating! Cheating! Cheating!
 * Patrick: What? AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (runs back to his rock)
 * SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff!
 * Mrs. Puff: (still trying to get SpongeBob out of the boat) No! (grunts) It's not okay! Get out!
 * SpongeBob: CHEATING! I'M A CHEATER! CHEATING!
 * Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, cheating is not allowed!
 * SpongeBob: I'm cheating!
 * Mrs. Puff: I said, get out!
 * SpongeBob: (in Mrs. Puff's face) CHEATING! (looks at the road still driving like crazy)
 * Mrs. Puff: Well, cheat yourself OUT OF THE BOAT!!!
 * SpongeBob: I'M A CHEATER, CHEATER, PUMPKIN EATER!
 * Mrs. Puff: It's still not okay to cheat!
 * SpongeBob: You're right!
 * Mrs. Puff: Come on already! Get OUT!!!
 * SpongeBob: Cheeeeeeaaaateeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr!!! (crashes into lighthouse)
 * Mrs. Puff: (inflated) (in deep voice) Oh, Spongebob. WHHHYYYYYY???
 * SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff? I think I cheated.
 * Fred: (offscreen) My leg!

Pizza Delivery

 * (Deleted Scene)
 * Tom: (opens door) I said, I'M NOT BUYING!
 * Squidward: Well, this one's on the house! (throws pizza)
 * (Tom's face was shown covered in tomato sauce, pepperoni, cheese, and small bits of pizza crust. He stared at Squidward angrily.)
 * Tom: (waves fist) GO AWAY!!! (slams door)

Sandy's Rocket

 * (Blooper)
 * Patrick: (to SpongeBob) Look! I'm winning!
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, cut that out! This is Sandy's rocket! Not some type of fun... (looks at broken mirror) hou-? Um... (to crew) Does someone have crack-fixing cream?

Squeaky Boots

 * (Alternate Scene)
 * Tom: I'll take a (squeaks)
 * Mr Krabs: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
 * Tom: I said I'll take a (squeaks)
 * Mr Krabs: Huh?
 * SpongeBob: I heard his order, Mr. Krabs. He said he wants...(squeaks)
 * Mr. Krabs: What?
 * Tom: And a (squeaks)
 * Mr. Krabs: Huh? (starts hallucinating that everything starts squeaking) What? (sees the menu is written with stuff like Squeak and Squeaky-Squeak) I didn't write that! Aah! (keeps hearing the squeaks) Who said that?
 * (The hallucination scene had added two scenes. One: Mr. Krabs was being squished into goo by the boots. Two: Mr. Krabs changes into strange shapes mixed up with the boots. Then he hears SpongeBob's voice.)
 * SpongeBob: (in Mr. Krab's head) Can the world's greatest fry cook do this? And this? And this? And this? And this? And this? And this, and this, and this, and this, and this...?
 * Mr. Krabs: STOP IT! STOOOOP IIIIIIIT!

Nature Pants

 * (Alternate Scenes)
 * SpongeBob: Good-bye. (walks behind a seashell) Almost forgot. (takes off pants) (runs off in a straight line behind the shell) Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
 * Squidward: (confused) What was he supposed to be doing?
 * Sandy: I have no clue.
 * Patrick: (sobbing) PATRICK SAD!!!
 * (Later...)
 * SpongeBob: (lays down on belly on the grass watching Sandy and Patrick)
 * Sandy: Here Patrick! Have a Krabby Patty! (whispers) There he is Patrick. Good thing he's probably still wearing clothes. Say your line.
 * Patrick: (reads script) Why, thank you, Sandy. I would love one. Take patty. (picks up Krabby Patty) Too bad SpongeBob isn't here these are his favorites. I sure wish he'd come home. Take bite. (tries to take bite, but throws patty and script away) (turns to SpongeBob) I can't do it! SPONGEBOB! COME BACK!
 * (Still Later...)
 * SpongeBob: (peeks his head out of bush) Patrick, what are you doing?
 * Patrick: (not noticing SpongeBob is naked) If I can't have you as a friend, I'm going to make you a trophy! I picked out a nice jar for you!
 * (SpongeBob runs away from Patrick, still not noticing. SpongeBob hides in a jellyfish hive.)
 * Patrick: Okay! So this is the way it's going to be. I hope you're happy! (breaks net in hat and leaves)
 * (Still, Still, Later...)
 * SpongeBob: What have I done? I had a great life and friends, and I gave that all up. (walks towards his pineapple not expecting Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Sandy, and Gary there. But they were throwing a Welcome Home Party.)
 * Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and Sandy: Welcome home, SpongeBob! (everyone gasps, except Gary who has always seen SpongeBob naked)
 * (Cuts to Squidward. His eyes were open wide with shock and his noisemaker flops. Cuts to Mr. Krabs and Sandy. Sandy has her hand over her helmet where her mouth is. Mr. Krabs, in the background, was jawdropped with claws spread out. Cuts to SpongeBob.)
 * SpongeBob: What? (episode ends)

Opposite Day

 * (Deleted Scene)
 * Patty: Who are you?
 * Squidward: I am Squidward!
 * Patty: (stands up from chair) WHAT KIND OF FOOL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!? HE'S SQUIDWARD? HE'S SQUIDWARD? YOU'RE SQUIDWARD? I'M SQUIDWARD!
 * Patrick: You don't look like Squidward.
 * Patty: (puts pickle on face) (in Squidward's voice) How about now? (SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward look at her. Patty's pickle falls off, bounces, and lands in front of Gary. Gary sniffs the pickle.) (normal voice) Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?
 * Gary: (with the pickle on his face) Meow.

F. U. N.

 * (Deleted Scene)
 * SpongeBob: (gasps upon seeing the Krabby Patty pulled out of Plankton's pocket) I can't believe this!
 * Plankton: It's not what you think!
 * SpongeBob: What is this then? What do you see here?
 * Plankton: I don't see anything.
 * SpongeBob: (crying) How can you not see it?
 * Plankton: Okay, okay, I see it! It's a Krabby Patty! Okay? I couldn't help it!
 * SpongeBob: But... we sang the F. U. N. song. I think I'm going to be sick. (jumps out of seat and rocks himself back and forth as a toy piano plays the F. U. N. song) (singing) F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep, blue, sea. (speaking) How long?

SB-129

 * (Blooper)
 * Squidward: I'll be out of here in no time.
 * SpongeTron: Greetings, primitive!
 * Squidward: Sp... SpongeBob? Is that you?
 * SpongeTron: Spongebob? No! (in robot voice) I am Spongetro-(malfunctioning) Spongetro- Spongetrooo-(breaks down)
 * Squidward: (excited) (to crew) Can I have my lunch break now?

Sleepy Time

 * (Deleted Scene)
 * Sandy: Not a parakeet! A para-(lands in a truck of Clam Manure) Medic.
 * (SpongeBob screams as he flies out Sandy's dream. He spots Fred's dream cloud.)
 * SpongeBob: I wonder what Fred's dream is like. (jumps in Fred's dream cloud and into a strange world) Wow. Where am I?
 * Fred #1: Hi, SpongeBob.
 * SpongeBob: (about to shake Fred's hand) Hi, Fre-(slips on banana peel) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA!!
 * (SpongeBob falls on Fred.)
 * Fred # 1: My leg!
 * SpongeBob: (gets up) Oh. (backs up) Sorry sir. (bumps into another Fred)
 * Fred # 2: (falls over) My leg!
 * SpongeBob: Gee, I need to get out of here.
 * (SpongeBob spots a boat which appeared out of nowhere. SpongeBob hopped in the boat. He drives up a squiggly hill, but he still wasn't good at driving, and runs over a Fred.)
 * Fred #3: My leg!
 * SpongeBob: Oh no! (crashes boat through DANGER barrier) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 * (The boat flies towards a Fred driving an airplane. It knocks the Fred out.)
 * Fred #4: My leg!
 * (The airplane, with Fred #4 unable to drive, runs over a line of Freds.)
 * Fred #5: My leg!
 * Fred #6: My leg!
 * Fred #7: My leg!
 * Fred #8 : My leg!
 * Fred #9: My leg!
 * Fred #10: My leg!
 * Fred #11: My leg!
 * SpongeBob: (as the boat plummets into a pit of Freds) Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
 * Fred #12, #13, #14, #15, #16, #17, #18, #19, #20, #21, #22, and #23: MY LEG!!!
 * (Fred #4 falls 12 inches out of the plane and lands on the ground with a smack.)
 * Fred #4: My leg!
 * (The plane crashes into the ground and stops as it bumps into another Fred.)
 * Fred #24: My leg!
 * SpongeBob: Uh-oh.
 * Freds: Get him!
 * (SpongeBob paints a wall in front of him and jumps out of Fred's dream cloud.)
 * Freds: (bump into wall) MY LEG!
 * SpongeBob: Ouch! Alright, that's it! No more messing with people's dreams again. (sees Mr. Krabs' house in the distance.) H-hey! Mr. Krabs!

Suds

 * (Blooper 1)
 * Patrick: It gets worse. They make you read.... Uh... They make you read uh... Line?
 * (Blooper 2)
 * Patrick: This oughta do the trick (puts one cork in one of Spongebob's holes, then puts a lot in the rest of the holes) Feel better?
 * SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. (sneezes, but all the corks fly out of the holes)
 * Patrick: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH-!(screams get muffled as he gets covered in a pile of corks)
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, (sniffs) are you alright?
 * (Patrick emerges from the pile of corks.)
 * Patrick: (a little bit dizzy) Never felt better, SpongeBob. (falls on his belly)
 * (Blooper 3)
 * Patrick: (with black mask on head) Oh no! It's Sandy!
 * SpongeBob: (sneezes) Uh, Patrick. You got something in your nose.
 * Patrick: Huh? (removes his mask)
 * (A small piece of coral was in Patrick's left nostril. Patrick flicks it out.)
 * Patrick: Okay!
 * Director: (offscreen) CUT!

Valentine's Day

 * (Deleted Scene)
 * Patrick: (growls) So, as I was saying...
 * Male Fish: Excuse me, do you guys have the time!
 * Patrick: AAAAAAAGGGGHHH! PATRICK NEEDS LOVE TOO!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOGGGHHH! (cuts balloons and destroys balloon cart then sees children playing with a guy inside a heart costume) I defy you, heart man! (rips his costume off) Laaaha!
 * P. A. System: Attention, everyone! There is a chubby pink starfish on the loose!
 * (Everyone screams and runs away. Patrick runs past the P. A. speaker and stops. He glares at it.)
 * P. A. System: Wait. What are you doing?
 * Patrick: Must kill speaker!!!
 * (Patrick rips the P. A. system out of the ground and bangs it from side to side.)
 * P. A. System: Ow!
 * (Patrick throws the system to the ground. Then he tears out the speaker.)
 * Patrick: (as he rips the speaker in half) Yaaaaargh! (sees a twirl-around ride) Heart on stick must die!

The Paper

 * (Take 1)
 * Squidward: Super-moron's more like it.
 * SpongeBob: Now I'm... (jumps out of pants) SpongeBob JunglePants! (swings on vine) AAAA-(slams into Squidward's house)
 * Squidward: (falls over as his house shakes) AAAAAAGGH!!!
 * (Take 2)
 * SpongeBob: SpongeBob JunglePants! (falls onto sand)
 * Director: Cut! You are making it worse!
 * (Take 3)
 * SpongeBob: Now I'm... (jumps out of pants without paper) Sponge-(finds out he isn't wearing the paper) (chuckles)

Rock Bottom

 * (Deleted Scene)
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, I think we're on the wrong...(bus drives too fast)...BUUUUUUSSSSS!!!!!!!
 * (SpongeBob slowly walks up front. His pants fly off. Then his underwear flies off and hits Patrick in the face. Then cuts to naked SpongeBob. The bus comes to a stop. SpongeBob slides down the windshield. He has his pants back on when he and Patrick get off the bus.)
 * SpongeBob: Sir, we need to get back to Bikini Bottom.
 * Bus Driver: (hands SpongeBob balloon) Oh, well. (drives off)
 * (Blooper)
 * SpongeBob: Sir, we need to get back to California.
 * Bus Driver: (laughs) Sorry about that.

Texas

 * (Alternate Scene 1)
 * SpongeBob: I can't believe she's gone.
 * Patrick: Yeah. Who cares about dumb ol' Texas?
 * (The bus speeds backwards all the way back to SpongeBob and Patrick. The doors open revealing an angry Sandy.)
 * Sandy: What did you say?
 * Patrick: (nervously) Eh... Texas is dumb?
 * Sandy: Oh! (facepalm) How... dare you say the name of Texas in vain!
 * (Alternate Scene 2)
 * SpongeBob: Run faster, Patrick!
 * Patrick: (gets roped by Sandy) SPOOONGEBOOOOOOB!!! (explodes)
 * SpongeBob: (screams)
 * Sandy: Hi-yah! (chops SpongeBob) Ya'll gonna take back for what ya said!
 * SpongeBob: No! (puts halves back together) Almost there! (jumps for Krusty Krab and hangs on the door)
 * (As SpongeBob hangs on the door, Sandy throws her lasso at SpongeBob. She starts pulling SpongeBob towards her.)
 * Sandy: You've been messing with the bull. Now here come the horns!
 * SpongeBob: Sandy, no! (loses grip and lets go of door without front of Krusty Krab ripping) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
 * (BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!)
 * (SpongeBob exploded just like Patrick. Sandy packs her lasso away.)
 * Sandy: That'll teach them. Oh, well. Back to the bus to Texas.
 * (Sandy was walking to the bus stop. She turned around and gave a sad glance to SpongeBob's motionless ash-covered body. The bus appeared at the bus stop.)
 * Bus Driver: I've been waiting for you!
 * Sandy: (turns to bus driver) Oh, he, he... Hi. Take me to Texas.
 * Bus Driver: OK.
 * (Sandy walks onto the bus and gets in her seat. The bus doors close. The bus drives off. Sandy sat in her seat thinking about the times she had with SpongeBob and ended with blowing him up. Finally, Sandy bursts into tears because she misses SpongeBob.)
 * Bus Driver: (speeds backwards to bus stop) Alright, that's it! (kicks Sandy off) Get off the bus! (closes doors and grumbles as he drives off) Hmph. Texas. Whoever heard of such a thing? It's dumb.
 * Sandy: (runs to SpongeBob's motionless body) (sobbing) Oh, SpongeBob... Wh-... What have I done? Why did I have to react to you insulting Texas? (sobs again)
 * (Cuts to treedome where Sandy was sitting at the picnic table still crying. Then she looks out the glass dome and could see SpongeBob jellyfishing outside. Then she cries again. Cuts to the back of the Krusty Krab where Sandy was sitting down still crying. Just then, she heard something.)
 * Mr. Krabs: Everyone, we are standing outside the Krusty Krab for the funeral of SpongeBob. We were going to plan a Texas party for Sandy, but this happened. (he comes up to the box where SpongeBob's motionless body) I will never forget the time that SpongeBob first worked here. And... if he were still alive, I will never laugh at him again. (places flowers on the box and walks away)
 * Squidward: (comes up to the box) (sigh) I don't know how to say this, but I like SpongeBob. (places one flower on the box) Just kidding! (laughs) I'm going home to have a party!
 * Patrick: (covered in bandages and bruises) (limps to the box) Oh, SPONGEBOB! (cries) (places bunch of flowers on the box) (walks into crowd)
 * (Police sirens can be heard. They were coming to the Krusty Krab.)
 * Cop #1: We heard that there was a funeral for SpongeBob and we think this squirrel (shows mugshot of Sandy) (everyone gasps) was responsible.
 * Patrick: Hey, d-doesn't that look like Sandy?
 * Cop #2: Sandy?
 * (Sandy is watching on the Krusty Krab) Oh no. Whoa-whoa-whoa! (falls off)
 * (Everyone turns around.)
 * Cop #2: There she is!
 * Mr. Krabs: Get her!
 * (Everyone shouts and chases Sandy around the Krusty Krab, until Cop #1 jumps on her, puts her hands out and cuffs them.)
 * Cop #1: It's slammer time for you... Missy.
 * Sandy: (sighs sadly)
 * (Sandy walks with the cops to the police van. Sandy was brought into the back of the van. The cops drive off, but not before Sandy looks at the citizens. They were all angry, except Patrick.)
 * Patrick: Bye, Sandy.
 * Sandy: OOOH! (sobs)
 * Patrick: (echoing in SpongeBob's head) AAAAAAAAH!!!
 * (Cuts back to SpongeBob's face. Sandy was still chasing Patrick and him.)
 * SpongeBob: Phew. I was just daydreaming. Huh?
 * Patrick: SPONGEBOOOOOOOB!!! (explodes)

Walking Small

 * (Take 1)
 * SpongeBob: You can have it. (gives ice cream to eel)
 * Eel: Say, thanks!
 * Plankton: NO! (jumps inside SpongeBob's mouth) Hey, pencil neck! Yeah, you slither over here! Surrender that ice cream cone or you'll be waking up... No, no, that's not right!
 * (Take 2)
 * Plankton: Hey, pencil neck! Yeah, you slither over here! Surrender that ice cream or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery!
 * Eel: (frightfully throws ice cream on SpongeBob) (angry) You mean jerk! (leaps on SpongeBob and beats him up)
 * SpongeBob: Ow! OW! Hey! I didn't say that!
 * Director: Cut cu-! (eel looks at him) Uh-oh.
 * Eel: (gets off SpongeBob) (charges at director) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (beats director)
 * (The TV camera tips over causing the glass to crack. Cuts to TV color bars.)
 * (Deleted Scene)
 * SpongeBob: Just watch me! (lifts up big beach blanket and starts waving it) Man, this thing is sandy!
 * (Cuts to a girl fish licking her ice cream. Sand flies onto it. She starts crying. Cuts back to SpongeBob.)
 * Fred: (offscreen) My leg!
 * (Alternate Scene)
 * SpongeBob: (laughs evilly)
 * (A volleyball rolls up to SpongeBob. SpongeBob picks up the volleyball.)
 * Larry: Hey, SpongeBob! Throw us the ball!
 * (SpongeBob looked at Larry. Then he looked at the volleyball. A diabolical plan hatches in his mind. SpongeBob squeezes the volleyball as hard as he can and pops it.)
 * SpongeBob: (growling, screams loudly) AAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHH!!!!
 * (SpongeBob's yelling was so loud, it shook Goo Lagoon up. It blows the volleyball players, including Larry, out of Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob looks around.)
 * SpongeBob: Plankton, did you see that? I was a regular alpha-male! (looks around Goo Lagoon) Plankton?

Hooky

 * (Blooper 1)
 * Squidward: I'd love to hear one of your riveting sea tales, but I have to do my waste basket inspection. (accidentaly slams trash can on his head too hard) Ouch! Oh, that hurt! Medic! Please?
 * (Blooper 2)
 * Mr. Krabs: And just when you think you found the land of milk and honey, (grabs and lifts Scooter's pants) they grab you by the britches and haul you way up high. And higher, and higher, and hi-(loses balance) Woah-woah-woah!
 * Scooter: AAH!
 * Mr. Krabs: Bwaaagh! (falls face first into Krabby Patty and table)
 * (Scooter falls over as Mr. Krabs' face slides off of the table. The table breaks in half.)
 * Mr. Krabs: (in pain) OOOOOOOOOH!
 * SpongeBob: (gasp) Mr. Krabs!
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, SpongeBob.... Me face.
 * Director: CUT! What is wrong with you, guys?
 * (Deleted Scene)
 * Mr. Krabs: (to SpongeBob and Patrick) You end up vacuum-packed in a can of tuna!
 * (A can of tuna appears on the screen)
 * Mr. Krabs: With nothing to look foward to but the smell of mayonnaise!
 * (A jar of mayonnaise appears on the screen as a woman's scream was heard offscreen)
 * SpongeBob and Patrick: We're sorry, Mr. Krabs!
 * Mr. Krabs: Here. (pulls down a movie screen) Let me show ya.
 * (Mr. Krabs turns on the projector. The film began.)
 * Mr. Krabs: Here's how dangerous they are. Hooks are really sharp. They are made out of aluminum. Now here's a nice looking fish.
 * (An anchovy appears on screen)
 * Anchovy: Meep.
 * Mr Krabs: Now watch.
 * (SpongeBob and Patrick cowered in fear as a fishing hook appears. The hook taps the anchovy)
 * Anchovy: (turns around) Meep? (sees fishing hook in front of him) MEEEP!!! (runs away) Meep, meep, meep!
 * (The fishing hook chases the anchovy. The hook finally gets him)
 * Anchovy: (gets lifted) MEEP! Meep-meep-meep-meep-meep-meep-MEEP!
 * (Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick still watching in horror. The anchovy's choking, a knife, and eating can be heard)
 * SpongeBob and Patrick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: (pulls screen back up) Now do you see what I am sayin'?
 * SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs.
 * Patrick: Of c-course we do.
 * Mr. Krabs: Good. I need a sailor's promise.

Your Shoe's Untied

 * (Alternate Scene)
 * Mr. Krabs: Wait! Wait, don't go! That's me money walking out the door! What's the meaning of this, Mr. Squidward?
 * Squidward: It's SpongeBob's fault!
 * Mr. Krabs: (gets really angry and his eyes turn into steam whistles) SPONGEBOB! GET OUT HERE! More. More. All the way, boy! What be the matter, SpongeBob? I oughta make you walk the plank for this!
 * SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. It's just that I... I...
 * Mr. Krabs: Yes?
 * SpongeBob: I... I... I... I... I...
 * Mr. Krabs: Yes, yes, yes?
 * SpongeBob: I... I... I... I... I... I... I...
 * Mr. Krabs: OUT WITH IT, BOY! (shakes SpongeBob) What is it?
 * SpongeBob: I forgot how to tie my shoes.
 * Mr. Krabs: ...Seriously? And what's the problem?
 * SpongeBob: I keep messing up with the Krabby Patties and I said that my career is now over.
 * Mr. Krabs: Well, unless you can tie your shoes, yes it is, SpongeBob.
 * SpongeBob: (sobbing) I'm sorry Tom! I'm sorry,... uh..
 * Eel: I'm an eel.
 * SpongeBob: Oh! (sobbing) I'm sorry, eel! I'm sorry, jellyfish! (jellyfish zap SpongeBob) I'm sorry, you, you, you, you, you, and you! (urchins run away) I'm sorry, big creature! (big creature eats SpongeBob) I'm sorry skeleton! (big creature spits SpongeBob out onto Painty) I'm sorry Painty! (falls off)
 * Painty: Arr, that poor lad...
 * SpongeBob: GOODBYE, KRUSTY KRAB! (sobs)
 * (Lightning appears and it turns dark. The Flying Dutchman appears.)

Dying for Pie

 * (Deleted Scene)
 * Squidward: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU BARNACLE HEAD!
 * SpongeBob: Oh, good one.
 * Squidward: No! You were supposed to explode in a million of pieces!
 * SpongeBob: Why would I do that?
 * Squidward: Because the pie that you ate was a bomb!
 * SpongeBob: What pie?
 * Squidward: The one that I left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it... th... that pie!
 * SpongeBob: Pie... pie... (pulls out pie) Oh, you mean this pie!
 * Squidward: But... how did... aroma coming out of your mouth... cherry, grape, blueberry... you burped! If it was not the pie, then what did drop into your lower intestine then?
 * SpongeBob: (remembers) Oh! It was those fruit tarts I ate earlier, when I was making fruit tarts with you, and I realized that the flavor of those tarts that I ate was cherry! (laughs)
 * Squidward: (glumly) Now that explains it.
 * SpongeBob: Anyways, I saved the pie in my pocket for us to share. Let's eat! (trips over rock) Oops!

Patty Hype

 * (Deleted Scene)
 * Franco: We want a refund, Krabs!
 * Mr. Krabs: Wha-?!?! Who? What?
 * Bill: Your dumb Pretty Patties TURNED MY FACE PURPLE!!!
 * Scottish Fish: Look what I got under me kilt! (has plaid underwear)
 * DogFish: You made my face look like a catfish! (cuts to a grosteque close-up of his cat face)
 * Three Fish: And look at our tongues!

Pre-Hibernation Week

 * (Blooper 1)
 * (SpongeBob is flying to the ground, but hits it too hard and his skeleton pops out.)
 * SpongeBob: Ouch.
 * (Blooper 2)
 * Clay: (holds a cereal box) I found BobSquare. (realizes he got his line wrong) Sheesh! I need a script.
 * (Blooper 3)
 * Sandy: Oh, SpongeBob, I was so worried! I thought something terrible happened. Come on, there's time to go atom smashing.
 * SpongeBob: Sandy, wait!
 * Sandy: There's no time to wait! Hibernation!
 * SpongeBob: Sandy, you've got to make time! This is important! (lets go of Sandy's arm) (holds up a razor) I am a ma- (accidentaly scratches razor on himself) (in pain) AAAAAAGH!
 * Sandy: SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: Oh, Sandy. I-I scratched my chin. (shows Sandy his chin) Can someone get a doctor? And someone who can teach me how to hold a razor?

Christmas Who?

 * (Blooper 1)
 * Patchy: A very good question. But you know they didn't always celebrate Christmas in Bikini Bottom.
 * Potty: (squawk) They didn't?
 * Patchy: No sir, my fine feather little neck pain) (pulls Potty's strings) (sees puppeteer falling on him) AAAA-! (gets squished by puppetteer)
 * (Blooper 2)
 * Mr. Krabs: I dunno about you lubb-lubb (laughs) Can... can we cut now? (laughs even more)
 * (Blooper 3)
 * Squidward: (singing) Go away before I harm you bodily! (dumps trash all over SpongeBob and Patrick)
 * SpongeBob and Patrick: (singing) This Christmas feels like the ver-(coughing from the trash)
 * Patrick: I need oxygen!
 * Squidward: (laughs)
 * Director: Cut!
 * Squidward: What? Why?
 * (Blooper 4)
 * Citizens: (singing) This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!
 * (Cuts to Patchy.)
 * Patchy: Is Squidward right? Can there be a Christmas under the sea? Stay tuned! Ooooh! (puts hook and hand on face) (hook pokes Patchy's face) Oh! Ouch!
 * (Blooper 5 (Take 1) )
 * SpongeBob: Uh, he could be here any minute. (singing) Santa's coming tonight, tonight. Santa's coming tonight.
 * Citizens: Oh, come on enough of this. (argues)
 * Fred: Thanks for the lies, Mr. Red Ri- (smacks forehead) Oh, dang!
 * (Blooper 5 (Take 2) )
 * Fred: Thank's for the lies Jack's Beanst- No no no!
 * (Blooper 5 (Take 39) )
 * Fred: Thanks for the lies, Santa Cl- (sigh) I need to work on my script.
 * (Blooper 6)
 * Squidward: Can you say Santa Claus?
 * SpongeBob: (teary-eyed) Santa Claus. (falls over in depression)
 * Squidward: (takes SpongeBob's picture) (laughs) You, you fell! (laughs)
 * Director: CUT!
 * Squidward: (facepalm) (upset) Oh no, not again!
 * (Blooper 7)
 * SpongeBob: (sadly taking decorations off pineapple home) I guess I won't be needing this.
 * (The ladder breaks under SpongeBob's and the Christmas lights' weight.)
 * SpongeBob: Whoa! (crashes through wall) Hi, Gary.

Survival of the Idiots

 * (Alternate Scene)
 * (SpongeBob and Patrick frantically run to Sandy's door, but the door still hadn't thawed.)
 * SpongeBob: Tartar sauce! The lock is still frozen!
 * Sandy: (offscreen) I sure can't wait to get outside and warm my fur!
 * (SpongeBob and Patrick start blowing on the frozen door until it melts. Sandy peeks out her window.)
 * Sandy: Oh, look! It's SpongeBob and Patrick!
 * (SpongeBob and Patrick try opening the door like crazy, but it was already too late. Sandy comes out of her tree, completely hairless and in her bikini. She walks towards SpongeBob and Patrick.)
 * Sandy: Hey guys! (sees SpongeBob and Patrick wearing her fur) (looks down at her bald pink body) (loudly) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
 * (Sandy's screaming echoed from her tree dome to the atmosphere zone of outer space.)
 * SpongeBob: (freaking out) It's okay, Sandy! Squirrel pattern baldness is quite common in small mammals.
 * (But it was no use. Cuts to a VERY angry Sandy in a blistering red, firey, heckish background, with steam shooting out of her nostrils.)
 * Sandy: SPONGEBOB!!! PATRICK!!!
 * SpongeBob: Don't worry Sandy we've got you covered!
 * (Sandy runs angrily towards SpongeBob and Patrick and starts beating them onscreen. Surreal colors and shapes fly across the background.)

Squirrel Jokes

 * (Deleted Scene)
 * Sandy: (dumb) What's that? You want more? (turns the water pump to maximum)
 * SpongeBob: OK, Sandy! OK! I get it! (he takes up all the space in the treedome) No more squirrel jokes.
 * (Cuts to the scene with SpongeBob out of Sandy's treedome with Sandy smart again.)
 * Sandy: (laughing) That should teach him. (sees scientists in treedome)
 * Scientist #1: Hello, Sandy. We have something to show you for being dumb.
 * Sandy: I was just pretendin'.
 * Scientist #2: Uh-huh.
 * (Scientist #2 shows a page of the rule book claiming Sandy's dumbness.)
 * Sandy: (reads piece of paper) Rule 16: You should not be dumb at all if you are a member of us. You shouldn't be really dumb, including being untidy, being a hillbilly, (surprised) gluing someone's bottom on chairs or sitting logs, taking helmets off of visiting sea creatures if you are a mammal, forgetting stuff, not knowing what others need, and destroying others, or else.
 * Scientist #1: If you act like this again, we could do the worst to you.
 * (The scientists leave Sandy's treedome.)

The Secret Box

 * (Blooper)
 * SpongeBob: I feel so filthy! (crying) I soiled our friendship garden! I just couldn't help myself!
 * Patrick: (fills up with tears) You did? (sobs) (runs away from SpongeBob)
 * SpongeBob: (to director) Uh, can you please explain to Patrick?

Graveyard Shift

 * (Deleted Scene)
 * Squidward: Wait a minute, if that was you on the phone, and you on the bus, then who was flickering the lights?
 * (The lights start flickering on and off again. SpongeBob, Squidward, and the Unnamed Fish turn around to see Nosferatu was flickering the lights.)
 * SpongeBob, Squidward, and Unnamed Fish: Nosferatu!
 * (Nosferatu smiles and winks at the viewers and turns the lights off again)
 * Squidward: Wait, what happened?
 * SpongeBob: (screams)
 * (Beating up can be heard. Cuts to SpongeBob, Squidward, and The Unnamed Guy tied up by Nosferatu)
 * Squidward: (under bandana) I should've known.
 * (Episode ends)

Procrastination

 * (Blooper 1)
 * SpongeBob: I know! I just need to get a little blood pumpin' in the old noodle. How about some calisthenics? (does calisthenics) Hup hoo, hup-(falls over)
 * (Blooper 2 (Take 1) )
 * SpongeBob: No more fooling around! I've gotta get back to work! OK, Mr. Essay, I say... prepare to be written! (begins active writing) I'm doing it! I'm doing it! Yeah...yeah...yeah! And some of these, and some of these... almost there and... (puts down pencil) ...done. Now, let's see how it looks so far. (cuts to piece of paper which was still blank.)
 * (Blooper 2 (Take 2) )
 * SpongeBob: Now let's see how it looks so far. (cuts to piece of paper which shows black and white picture of SpongeBob blowing bubbles)
 * (Blooper 2 (Take 3) )
 * SpongeBob: Now let's see how it looks so far. (cuts to piece of paper with United Plankton Pictures written on it)
 * (Blooper 2 (Take 4) )
 * SpongeBob: Now let's see how it looks so far. The- (shows piece of paper with a big THE on it)
 * (Deleted Scene)
 * SpongeBob's Pants: Freedom! (runs out of door)
 * SpongeBob: Stop, Pants! You get back here this instant! PAAAANTS! (stops running)
 * Fridge: (evilly laughing) SpongeBob! You want something to eat from me, do ya? Here! Take this! (hand pops out and pulls out moldy bread)
 * (Cuts to a close-up of the moldy bread.)
 * SpongeBob: Aaah! (continues running) Get back here, Pants! (runs outside) (door slams) (screams)
 * (SpongeBob looks inside through the window and sees the clock come to life.)
 * Clock: (hands break off) (ghostly voice) Time's uuuuup, SpooongeeeeBoooob....

Squid on Strike

 * (Deleted Scene)
 * SpongeBob: Hey, guess what, Mr. Krabs? Me and Squidward are going to go on strike!
 * Mr. Krabs: A strike?
 * SpongeBob: Yeah!
 * Mr. Krabs: You mean you're going to make picket signs?
 * SpongeBob: Yeah!
 * Mr. Krabs: And you're going to make protest speeches?
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah!
 * Mr. Krabs: AND YOU'RE GOING TO DEMAND ME RESPECT?
 * SpongeBob: YEAH!!! (feels ground rumbling under Mr. Krabs' rage)
 * (The Krusty Krab starts shaking from SpongeBob's point of view. The boat was shaking and sinking two inches under the floor boards. The tables were falling over. Mr. Krabs starts yelling angrily sounding a little bit like Mustard Krabs' voice (from In-SPONGE-iac) at SpongeBob.)
 * Mr. Krabs: (yelling in SpongeBob's face) NO ONE EVER DEMANDS ME RESPECT! MR. SQUIDWARD IS SO TERRIBLE, BUT YOU ARE THE WORST!!!
 * SpongeBob: I... I didn't mean...
 * Mr. Krabs: YOU KNOW WELL OL' MR. KRABS DOESN'T LIKE THAT! SPONGEBOB! YOU'RE FIRED!!!
 * (Mr. Krabs' you're fired echoes in SpongeBob's brain.)
 * Mr. Krabs: (kicks SpongeBob out) (normal voice) Get out!
 * SpongeBob: (sobbing on door) Nooo... No, Squidward! You didn't tell me I was going to get fired!

SpongeGuard on Duty

 * (Blooper)
 * SpongeBob: Just imagine if I were a lifeguard.
 * (SpongeBob imagines himself as a lifeguard which was a SpongeBob mascot standing on a lifeguard watchtower. Suddenly, the SpongeBob mascot loses balance and falls over.)
 * Director: Cut!

Club SpongeBob

 * (Blooper 1)
 * SpongeBob: Well, since you're here, Squidward, we'll give you the new member initiation. Ready, Patrick!
 * Patrick: Ready:
 * SpongeBob and Patrick: (singing) Welcome to our club, welcome to our club. Welcome Squidward, welcome Squidward, welcome Squidward, welcome Widward, wel-
 * Patrick: I think we got mixed up.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah. Uh... script, please?
 * (Blooper 2 (Take 1) )
 * SpongeBob: Magic Conch Shell, will I ever get married? (pulls string)
 * Magic Conch Shell: M@(^%be so*%$#^day.
 * SpongeBob: (with blank expression) Um... what?
 * (Blooper 2 (Take 2) )
 * SpongeBob: Magic Conch Shell, will I ever get married? (pulls string)
 * Magic Conch Shell: Give me a chili burrito.
 * (Blooper 2 (Take 3) )
 * SpongeBob: Magic Conch Shell, will I ever get married? (pulls string)
 * Magic Conch Shell: Where are we?
 * (Blooper 2 (Take 94) )
 * SpongeBob: Magic Conch Shell, will I ever get married? (pulls string)
 * Magic Conch Shell: I don't care about you right now! I'll come back when I work on my script.
 * (Walking away can be heard meaning that the voice of the Magic Conch Shell left.)
 * (Blooper 2 (Take 95) )
 * SpongeBob: Magic Conch Shell, will I ever get married? (pulls string)
 * Magic Conch Shell: Maybe someday.
 * Patrick: The shell has spo-! Wait, that's not right. I-I mean, (victory screech)! That's not right either. The Wusty Wab! No. Hmmm... SCRIPT!!! (script flies into Patrick's face) (dazed) Thank you. (falls over)
 * (Blooper 3)
 * Patrick: Could I have this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich? (pulls string)
 * Magic Conch Shell: Yes.
 * Patrick: All right! (vacuums the sandwich)
 * (The sandwich gets stuck in Patrick's throat. He starts choking.)
 * Patrick: (choking) Help! (big gulp) (normal voice) I'm okay.
 * Director: CUT!!!
 * (Blooper 4)
 * Squidward: Could I have something to eat? (pulls string)
 * Magic Conch Shell: No.
 * Squidward: Could I have something to eat? (pulls string)
 * Magic Conch Shell: No.
 * Squidward: Could I have something to eat? (pulls string)
 * Magic Conch Shell: No.
 * Squidward: Can't you say anything else but no? (pulls string)
 * Magic Conch Shell: Try asking again.
 * Squidward: Could I have something to eat?
 * Magic Conch Shell: No.
 * (Squidward gets really peeved.)
 * SpongeBob: Squidward, are you alright.
 * (Squidward shakes his head uncontrollably.)
 * Patrick: Maybe we should ask the shell if he's okay.
 * (Squidward runs angrily towards the table.)
 * SpongeBob: Squidward! No!
 * Squidward: Aaaaaaaaah! (jumps on table) Oh! OOOOH! (eats turkey like wild animal) (snaps turkey bone on leg) Hi-yah! (slurps soup in sloppy way) (stuffs Krabby Patties in mouth) Oh! MMMMMMMM!!! Delicious! (begins slurping spaghetti quickly)
 * Director: Hey! HEY, CUT!!! (grunts) Where is that rescuer fish? (storms off)
 * (Squidward stares at the director as he walks off. Squidward slowly slurps a small piece of spaghetti.)
 * (Alternate Scene)
 * Squidward: But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down! Sad clowns... (laughs) Sad... (laughs) clowns... (laughs)
 * (Cuts to Squidward running franticallly in the dark forest.)
 * Squidward: (panting) AAAH! (camera zooms into tree with scary face) What's that? (keeps running)
 * (Squidward keeps screaming as he sees different scary things including a flock of strange-faced three-winged underwater bird creatures, vines about to grab him, wild animals, and his feet about to get grabbed by underground creatures.)
 * Squidward: I was already here! Which way do I go? Oh, I'm lost! (trips over branch) (crying) Oooooh, I'm hopelessly lost! I'll never get out of here! (sees light)

My Pretty Seahorse

 * (Take 1)
 * (Squidward is riding his bike to the Krusty Krab. He sees SpongeBob riding Mystery towards him.)
 * Squidward: What the...? (gets hit) Whoa-whoa-whoa! (bike tips over) Aaah! Oof! Oooooh... My head.
 * (Take 2)
 * Squidward: (sees SpongeBob riding Mystery) What the...? (Mystery licks Squidward) Agh! Eww! (wipes his face) (goes off road) Oh no!
 * (CRASH!!!)
 * (Cuts to Squidward lying down with bent tentacles in the grass with his broken bike.)
 * (Deleted Scene)
 * Squidward: (sighs) SpongeBob, could you just get me my order?
 * SpongeBob: They... vanished. Squidward, do you think the Krusty Krab is... haunted? What if they come for me next? (lightning flashes)
 * (The background turns blank white and fades to a creepy-looking Krusty Krab. Cuts to the inside of the Krusty Krab. Since it was closed, there was no one else inside. No customers. No Mr. Krabs. No Squidward. Only SpongeBob was there. SpongeBob was flipping the patties nervously. Suddenly, a flash of white zips past him, stealing all of the patties on the grill.)
 * SpongeBob: Aaah! Wh-what was that?!?
 * (SpongeBob leaves the kitchen and heads into Mr. Krabs' empty, cobweb-infested office. He slowly opens the door. When he flips the lightswitch, he gasps when he hears rattling from an old treasure chest.)
 * SpongeBob: (opens the chest) Hello?
 * (Red eyes open inside the chest. SpongeBob screams and slams the chest shut. He spreadeagles against the chest and hyperventilates.)
 * SpongeBob: (stops hyperventilating) Phew! I need to go to the freezer to get some new patties. (tip-toes back to the kitchen)
 * (SpongeBob goes into the freezer. Suddenly, two ghosts with big red eyes appear in front of him. He screams and tries to get away, but he gets dragged into the freezer by the ghost. The door slams. The lightning flashes again, cutting back to a scared SpongeBob.)
 * SpongeBob: I gotta get out of here! (runs to the door)
 * Squidward: (stops SpongeBob) SpongeBob, there's no ghosts!
 * SpongeBob: Oh.

The Bully

 * (Deleted Scene)
 * (The students start cheering for SpongeBob after he had made Flatts pass out after punching him too much.)
 * SpongeBob: Do not cheer me, my fellow adult classmates. Flats was the real victim here. A victim of a society that's riding down a violent road to nowhere; a road I call... (clenches fist) ...violence road.
 * Mrs. Puff: (walks in) Sorry I'm late, class. I... (gasps as she sees Flatts knocked out) SpongeBob! I can't believe you beat up a new student! (camera zooms out of boating school) I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT!!!
 * (The camera stops zooming out of Mrs. Puff's Boating School before Mrs. Puff is heard kicking SpongeBob's butt with the camera shaking. SpongeBob flies out of the boating school.)
 * SpongeBob: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (lands on his butt)

The Idiot Box

 * (Alternate Scenes)
 * Patrick: What should we keep down?
 * Squidward: Morons.
 * SpongeBob: OUR VOICES!!!
 * Squidward: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?! (kicks the box)
 * (SpongeBob and Patrick are heard screaming inside the box. Squidward is worried about them.)
 * Squidward: Sponge... Bob? (pokes box)
 * (SpongeBob and Patrick scream again. Cuts to the inside of the box where they were on a snowy mountain tumbling in an avalanche. They start crying.)
 * Patrick: Hold me.
 * SpongeBob: Hang in there buddy, the chopper's on the way!
 * Patrick: SpongeBob! (cuts to Patrick's frozen legs) My legs are frozen solid! (cuts back to Patrick) You're going to have to cut them off with a saw!
 * SpongeBob: No, Patrick, I can't do that!
 * Patrick: Why not?
 * SpongeBob: Because I (cuts to SpongeBob's frozen arms in half) already cut off my own arms!
 * Patrick: NOOOOOOOO!!!
 * (Squidward opened the box. When he did, he saw SpongeBob and Patrick just sitting.)
 * (Later...)
 * (Squidward is kicking the green box. Police sirens are heard.)
 * Policeman Inside SpongeBob's and Patrick's Box: Attention! We have you surrounded! Come out with your hands up!
 * Squidward: What do they want with me? What did I do? (gasps) Obviously, I've violated some new box kicking law! (walks outside with green box) Look officers, everything's OK. I won't do it again!
 * (Cuts to the inside of the box. SpongeBob, wearing a black and white suit with a black mask and cap, and Patrick, wearing a ski mask, are surrounded by police fish and police cars. Patrick was already on the motorcycle. SpongeBob was getting on.)
 * SpongeBob: (in gruff voice) You'll never take me alive, coppers!
 * (SpongeBob drives their motorcycle out of the only exit through the circle of cops. The police cars chase after them.)
 * Man: No, Johnny! Don't do it!
 * (Cuts back to the outside of the box. Squidward kicks the green box towards SpongeBob's and Patrick's box. The police sirens stop when Patrick opens their box.)
 * Patrick: (with ski mask on) Whoopee! Another box! (takes green box inside and police sirens are heard again)
 * (Still Later...)
 * Announcer: And welcome back to Championship Boxing.
 * Squidward: Heh-heh, I guess this is OK. I mean, it's not really about boxes.
 * (Cuts to the TV where two boxes were fighting in the ring. Cuts back to Squidward.)
 * Squidward: I give up.
 * (Cuts to the inside of the box where SpongeBob and Patrick about to take off in a rocket dressed as astronauts.)
 * SpongeBob: 3... 2... 1... blast off! (rocket takes off loudly to outer space)
 * (Cuts back to Squidward outside the box where he hears the loud noise.)
 * Squidward: How are they doing that? That was the most realistic space launch I ever heard!
 * (Still, Still, Later...)
 * Squidward: (pacing around) How do those two work that thing? There's got to be a secret button or a switch or something! I mean, listen to that! (hears pirate and robot sounds) Now, that sounds like Robot Pirate Island!
 * (Cuts to the inside of the box where SpongeBob is a pirate and Patrick is a robot fighting a gang of cowboy fish on the moon.)

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV

 * (Blooper)
 * (The shrunken citizens of Bikini Bottom are beating up SpongeBob from the inside.)
 * Squidward: Now I have to drive five miles to go to the bathroom in my own home! (kicks SpongeBob's stomach)
 * Sandy: And now I need an elevator to punch SpongeBob's brain! HI-YAH! (punches SpongeBob's brain)
 * Mermaid Man: We've been shrinking for years!
 * Barnacle Boy: But this is ridiculous! (both kick SpongeBob's eyeballs)
 * (Dale kicks SpongeBob's pelvis, Nancy chops one of his lungs, and Larry kicks his knee. SpongeBob turns into different shapes.)
 * All: Everything's too big!
 * SpongeBob: I've got... Doy! Oh, my stomach! I-I... (coughs and chokes) I can't breathe! (holds head) Oh, I can't think. I think my heart sto... (falls over)
 * Director: Cut! Crew, we're still using the footage for the inside body fight scene! Now, can a surgeon come here? NOW?!?

Doing Time

 * (Deleted Scene)
 * Mrs. Puff: Guards! Guards, they're back!
 * (The two guards walk up to Mrs. Puff.)
 * Guard #1: What's all the hub-bub, Puff?
 * Mrs. Puff: They're back!
 * (The guards remove their heads to reveal it's SpongeBob and Patrick.)
 * SpongeBob and Patrick: Mrs. Puff, it's us! (winks)
 * Mrs. Puff: AAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
 * (The two real guards appear.)
 * Guard #1: What the barnacle is going on?
 * Mrs. Puff: Get away from me! Get away!
 * Guard #1: What are you talking about, Puff?
 * Mrs. Puff: You can't fool me! You're SpongeBob and the guy who likes the chili! (accidentaly rips the guards' faces off revealing their skulls)
 * Guard #1: Let's face it, Puff. You've gone off the deep end.
 * (Cuts to Guard #1 throwing Mrs. Puff (in a straitjacket) in a yellow room.)
 * Guard #1: Get in there you! YOU NEED TO SPEND SOME TIME IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT! (slams door)
 * Mrs. Puff: (strange music begins) Huh? (turns head in different directions) What's that?
 * (Sudddenly, Mrs. Puff screams as she gets wiped out by a flood of punch. The room drains all the punch. Suddenly, a bunch of SpongeBobs come through the walls and surround Mrs. Puff.)
 * SpongeBobs: (laughing) Up you go!
 * Mrs. Puff: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (lands in pool of chili) Huh? What's this? (gasp)
 * (Mrs. Puff could feel a giant spoon lifting her and the chili up. Donna was holding the big spoon.)
 * Donna: (in an echoing, booming voice) MMMM! CHILI! MY FAVORITE! (eats chili and Mrs. Puff)
 * (Mrs. Puff screams as she falls through a large chasm. There were police cars plummeting above her. Cuts to Mrs. Puff sitting in the yellow room.)
 * Mrs. Puff: Oh, phew! Thank goodness it was just a hallucination! Oh well, at least I'm safe in my nice, soft room.
 * SpongeBob: Made of sponge!
 * (The walls, floor, and ceiling turn into SpongeBob's laughing face.)

One Krabs Trash

 * (Blooper 1)
 * Fish #2: (to Mr. Krabs) (pulls out money) I'm prepared to give you $500 for that drink hat.
 * Mr. Krabs: (drools) Fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi...
 * Fish #3: Not so fast! (elbows Fish #2 out of way) I'll give you $1000 for such a hat.
 * Mr. Krabs: (drools even more) Aaaah.... Aaaaaaahhh....
 * Nat: I'll give you $100,000 in cash for said hat!
 * Mr. Krabs: (drools a whole lot) (chokes on his drool) OH! (spits drool out)
 * Fish #2, #3, and Nat: EWWWW!!! (run away)
 * Director: Wait, come back! Look what you've done! You've disgusted those actors away!
 * Mr. Krabs: I'm sorry, Mr. Director. There was too much saliva!
 * Director: Well, practice your drooling somewhere else!
 * (Blooper 2 (Take 1) )
 * Mr. Krabs: (draws ghost on paper) This'll scare him. (puts paper on fishing pole) (makes scary, ghostly moaning sounds)
 * SpongeBob: OH MY GOSH! A FLOA-! (cuts to paper with Krabby Patty) Krabby patty?
 * (Blooper 2 (Take 2) )
 * SpongeBob: OH MY GOSH! A FL-! (cuts to paper with bunch of $100 bills on it)
 * (Blooper 2 (Take 3) )
 * SpongeBob: OH MY GOSH! A FLOATING-! Um... (cuts to paper with strange scribbles on it)
 * (Blooper 2 (Take 4) )
 * SpongeBob: OH MY GOSH! A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!!! (screams)
 * Mr. Krabs: Whoa-whoa-whoa! (falls in through SpongeBob's window)
 * SpongeBob: Ah! Mr. Krabs?
 * Director: CUT!!!
 * SpongeBob: (to director) Can't you see I'm trying to get to sleep?
 * Director: NO!!!

No Weenies Allowed

 * (Blooper)
 * SpongeBob: Well, it's time to kick it up a notch.
 * (SpongeBob spins his legs, then his hands. He cracked his fingers, but snapped them.)
 * SpongeBob: (crying) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (runs to medical room in studio)
 * Director: SpongeBob, come back!  (throws megaphone and script down) This is not going to work like this!

Krab Borg

 * (Blooper)
 * TV: We now return to tonight's Creepy Time Theater presentation of Night of the Robot.
 * (Cuts to a man being chased by a robot.)
 * Man: AAH! AAAH! AAAAH! AAH (gets crushed by robot) (muffled) AAAAAAAAAH!!!
 * Director: CUT!!!
 * (Alternate Scene)
 * Mr. Krabs: (hears bell ring) Me hard-boiled egg is ready! (picks up pair of tongs) I can already taste it. Come to Papa. (picks up hard-boiled egg out of pot of hot water with tongs) Got ya! And what good is a hot-boiled egg without a little salt? (picks up salt)
 * SpongeBob: MR. KRABS!!!
 * (Mr. Krabs, startled by SpongeBob's yelling, accidentaly throws the salt into his eyes.)
 * Mr. Krabs: AAAAAAAAAH! OH, MY EYES!!! (reveals burnt eyes towards camera) AAAAAAAAH!!! (begins banging his head on the desk) (face smacks the window on office door) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
 * Customers: AAAAAH!!! (cuts to another close-up of Mr. Krabs' eyes) (cuts back to customer) (mumble to each other) (resume eating)
 * SpongeBob: MR....! (Squidward puts hand over SpongeBob's mouth)

Party Pooper Pants

 * (Blooper 1)
 * SpongeBob: Boom! 19 seconds! That's a new record, Lou!
 * Old Time Crowd: Hooray!
 * (A big missle explodes on the crowd.)
 * Old Time Director: Cut! We need to get a new crowd because we are going to use this footage for some cartoon coming up in seven decades!
 * (Blooper 2)
 * (SpongeBob's timer goes off.)
 * SpongeBob: My piñata! (takes piñata out of oven) (tosses piñata around because it is hot) (puts piñata on table) The 'Plan Your Own Party Kit' suggests creativity when stuffing your piñata, so I'm using deviled eggs. (puts eggs in piñata and hangs it up) (piñata crashes down on SpongeBob)
 * Director: (offscreen) CUT!!!
 * (Blooper 3)
 * Lead Singer of The Bird Brains: HELLO, ENCINO!!!
 * (The Bird Brains loud heavy metal music.)
 * Patchy: Potty, that's the worst sea shanty I've ever heard! I sure hope it doesn't get any louder. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!
 * (Heavy metal music gets louder, blasting Patchy out of his house.)
 * Patchy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! (lands in front of house after crashing through six homes) Ooooooh......
 * Director: Cut! Patchy, you were supposed to crash through seven houses and one pole!
 * Patchy: Mr. Director, do we have to do another take? That really hurt me... and me ears.
 * Director: (in full blast voice through megaphone) YOU ARE DOING IT, IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!! CAPISCHE?!?
 * Patchy: (in nervous voice) Okay, Mr. Director. (walks back to house)
 * (Blooper 4)
 * SpongeBob: (sees plate of bacon and eggs) What's this?
 * Sandals: That's my breakfast.
 * (SpongeBob glares at Sandals. He jumps on the table and kicks the plate of bacon and eggs in Sandals' face.)
 * Director: CUT!!!
 * SpongeBob: Oh, come on!
 * (Blooper 5)
 * Scooter: (to Patrick) Dude, if you're looking for SpongeBob, he's over by the punch bowl.
 * Patrick: Thanks. (hands phone to ice sculpture of SpongeBob's head) Here you go. (drops puts phone in punch bowl) (gets electrocuted and screams)
 * (When Patrick lets go of the phone to stop getting electrocuted, everyone else looks at him. Cuts to a burnt Patrick panting.)
 * Patrick: Uhhhhh....did I do something wrong?
 * (Blooper 6)
 * Patchy: Ready for some real music, Potty?
 * Potty: BRAWK! Ready!
 * Patchy: Oh... scurvy ain't for the likes of me, yo ho yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho... Oh!!! Yo ho yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho... OOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!! (coughs) I think me throat is a little bit (coughs again) dry.
 * (Deleted Scene)
 * (Patrick is eating all of the deviled eggs in the piñata.)
 * SpongeBob: Now they're mad at Patrick! He's hogging the deviled eggs!
 * (Cuts to Sandals riding his motorcycle inside.)
 * Sandals: Out of the way! (drives up the stairs)
 * (The motorcycle bumps into the bathroom door, opening it, revealing Mr. Krabs on the toilet.)
 * Mr. Krabs: (sees Sandals) Aah! (covers himself with newspaper)
 * Sandals: Oh, sorry, Mr. Krabs.

Chocolate with Nuts
TBA