Happy Tree Friends 3D/Transcript

Transcript of the 2019 adult-animated film Happy Tree Friends 3D.

Part 1: Today's the Day!
(The Warner Bros. Pictures, New Line Cinema, and Point Grey Pictures play. Then, we fade into the black sky, which then pans down to a colorful land. The camera flies through many animals before settling into a town, while the song "We Got The Beat" plays.)

Generic Tree Friend #1: Oh my god, I can't believe it! It's our town's centennial!

Generic Tree Friend #2: I know, right? We gotta get all this crap set up before the day.

(Meanwhile, Flaky the porcupine and Sniffles the anteater were carrying a box full of nails.)

Sniffles: Careful there, Flaky. One drop and you're dead.

Flaky: I know. That's why I put safety first!

Sniffles: I know you do.

(Suddenly, Nutty the squirrel hits the box, tipping it over and causing nails to scatter everywhere.)

Sniffles: Holy shit!

(Nutty fell to the ground.)

Flaky: What the fuck was that, Nutty? You could've gotten yourself hurt! Or worse, possibly die!

Nutty: Oh-ooh.

(Flaky sighed.)

Flaky: Whatever. Come on, Sniffles. Let's put all the nails back in before anyone else steps on it.

(Flaky and Sniffles began picking up the nails carefully. Meanwhile, Disco Bear danced on the disco floor. He spotted Giggles the chipmunk and Petunia the skunk.)

Disco Bear: Hey, girls! Come check this out!

(Disco Bear danced to the tune of "Stayin' Alive". Giggles and Petunia watched and giggled.)

Giggles & Petunia: You rock, Disco Bear!

TBA.