Moses the Gacha Animator Holiday (2040 holiday special)/Transcript

Narrator: Once upon a time, in a village far away, lived a group called the Gachas that celebrated almost every day.

Gacha Character: Hey, that's a rhyme!

Narrator: The Gachas had holidays up the wazoo! From Bubble Day to New Gachas Eve, just to name a few.

All: Yay!

Narrator: Enjoying holiday after holiday, they partied without stopping. They celebrated everything with their leader, Queen Mia.

All: Mia! Mia! Mia!

Narrator: But across the way, in old Meme Town, lived a group called the Memes whose spirits were down. They had but one holiday that brought happiness. A tradition of eating Gachas on a day called Memestice. Then Mia taught them that joy was inside all along! So they got rid of Memestice, and their only holiday was gone. And so, on Memestice Eve in Meme Town, the Memes, well, now they're just kind of sitting around.

Parrot: Boring! Boring!

["Chopsticks" playing on keyboard]

Chad: Got another card from Gacha Village.

Aim: Oh, yay!

Sesom: Thanks, Todd.

Chad: I'm Chad. He's Todd.

Todd: Hi.

Sesom: Yep. Got it, Chod and Tadd.

Aim: (happy gasp) Ooh, look, Sessy, it's another card from Mia!

Sesom: "Happy Catch Your Friend Day"?

Aim: Ooh!

Sesom: What if you drop her? I mean, we're not insured for that kind of thing.

Aim: I would never, ever drop Mia. Never.

Sesom: Whatevs, babe. The Gachas have so many holidays. Too many holidays, if you ask me!

Aim: Well, I think it's... (chuckles) kind of nice having so much to celebrate.

Sesom: Hey, Aimie, we do cool stuff, too. I mean, what about all those awesome cards we send back to them, huh?

(At Gacha Village, shows their Wednesday card)

Mia: Huh! Well, that's... consistent. Mosy, Aim, um, sent another card.

Moses: (grunting)

Mia: Wha--what are you doing? Are you about to barf?! I'll go get a trash can!

Moses: What? No. I'm practicing my smile. Y-you know, I'm new to this whole "being happy" thing.

Mia: Oh, well, here, let me help. Smiles are my jam. Okay. There we-- No. Hmm. No. Close. Weird. What the-- Your face is being very frustrating.

Moses: What is the deal with these cards? Monday. Friday. Sunday Mid-Morning?

Mia: It's like ever since Memestice was canceled, the Memes don't have anything to look forward to. I feel really bad for them. (gasps) Ooh!

Moses: Uh, uh, no. No, no, no. I know what that look means. You're about to hatch an elaborate plan which involves a lot of hugging, singing, dancing, and... (gulps) glitter.

Mia: You know it!

Moses: Okay, promise me you'll sleep on it before you rush into something like you always do.

Mia: Okay. I won't do anything.

[insects chirping]

Sun & Moon: (hi-five)

Moon: (sets)

Moses: (SINGING): Just call me angel of the morning, angel! Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby! I'm going down into the bunker, angel! And I'll be sipping on coffee in the morning, ba...

Mia: Good morning, Moses!

Moses: (NOT SINGING): Aah! Mia, you didn't sleep on it.

Mia: Not a wink.

Moses: And you probably got a crazy plan.

Mia: And, yes, I do. I decided the Memes need a new holiday, and nobody knows holidays better than us! We'll just give them one of ours.

Moses: And why are we doing this?

Mia: Aim is my best friend. They deserve to have a day of dancing and singing and costumes and presents and glitter! (slurps) So much flipping glitter!

Moses: Mia, are you sure this is a good idea?

Mia: Absolutely. This is what I do. I take care of my friends. And this is how we're gonna do it. First, break into Moses' bunker and get him on board.

Scrapbook Moses: Aah!

Moses: What?

Scrapbook Moses: I'm on board!

Mia: We set off for Meme Town, and we arrive with as much dramatic flair as possible. We see Sesom and Aim...

Scrapbook Sesom: Hey.

Scrapbook Aim: Mia!

Mia: And do some hugging. We pitch them our holidays... their minds are blown! And that's how we're gonna give Aim and the Memes a new holiday!

Scrapbook: (high-pitched female voice): Holiday! (The O releases glitter)

All: Holiday!

Moses: Aah! (spilt coffee all over him) (sighs) I'll go put on some pants.

Narrator: Certain her holiday mission would be a success, Mia chartered a ride on the Lunibus Express.

Lunibus: Bus!

Mia: All aboard! Woop-woop! Guys, hurry up. Come on! Let's go.

Cloud Guy: Welcome to the Lunibus... (deep voice): Express! (imitating echo)

Moses: Oh, no.

Cloud Guy: (normal voice): Hey, guys. Captain No-slappy. Queen Mia.

Mia: Cloud Guy.

Cloud Guy: Please put away all electronics.

Dr. Brad: (swallows headphones)

Cloud Guy: Safely stow your carry-ons.

Anthony Moose: Wait, wait!

Jacob: (shuts prophold door on Anthony Moose)

Cloud Guy: And hold on to your Froggies.

Froggy: Ribbit!

Cloud Guy: Thank you for choosing the Lunibus, the safest way to travel. Unless we go into a wormhole.

Moses: I'm sorry. Did--did you just say wormhole?

Cloud Guy: Now sit back, relax, and feel the love.

Mia: (SINGING): People all over the world, join hands!

ALESSIA CARA

Mia: Start a love train, love train!

ED HELMS

Both: (SINGING): People all over the world, join hands!

KIM KARDASHIAN

Both: Start a love train, love train!

IDRIS ELBA

Mia: (SINGING): The next stop that we make will be soon!

CRAIG ROBINSON BEN SCHWARTZ ANNA KENDRICK ALYSON STONER

Moses: (SINGING): Tell all the folks in Meme Town, we're bringing it all to you!

Written by Matthew Fogel

Benjamin: (SINGING): Now, please don't miss the train at the station! (NOT SINGING AND COVERING FOR FROGGY): Ribbit.

Produced by Chris Meledandri

Executive Producers: Kyle Balda, Gina Shay, & Mike Mitchell

Kat and Sarah: (SINGING): Cause if you miss it...

Directed by Bruno Dequier

All: (SINGING): I'll feel sorry, sorry for you!

Illumination Presents Moses the Gacha Animator Holiday

Benjamin: (SINGING): Well!

Mia: (SINGING): People all over the world!

Moses: (SINGING): Sisters and brothers!

Jacob: (SINGING): Join hands, come on!

Cloud Guy: (SINGING): Start a love train! (music stops) (NOT SINGING): Ride this train! Come on! Ride it, ride it!

Moses: Uh, who's driving the bus?

Steering Wheel: (creaking)

All: (screaming)

Giant Worm: (opens mouth)

Cloud Guy: Wormhole!

Giant Worm: (gulps)

(screaming continues)

Cloud Guy: (laughing maniacally)

Distorted Voice: (SINGING): People all over the world.

Jacob: You guys, I don't feel so good.

Distorted Voice: Join hands!

Benjamin: What's wrong... (distorted voice): Jacob? (turns into WereBeast Benjamin)

Joana: (as Werewolf Joana): I'm feeling weird.

Jacob: (as Weregiraffe Jacob): Huh?

All: (screaming)

IRL Cloud Guy: (laughing maniacally)

All: (pop out of wormhole)

(wut was dat)

All: (SINGING): People all over the world, join hands! Start a love train, love train!

Bus: (explodes into a million tiny Lunis)

Mia: (SINGING THE FINAL NOTES): Start a love train!

Narrator: After landing in Meme Town, Mia continued on her quest. For her BFF, Aim, she wanted nothing but the best.

Mia: Joana, you’re on glitter.

Joana: Glitter at the ready!

Mia: Jacob, pyrotechnics.

Jacob: Fire!

Mia: Kat, Sarah, festive outfits.

Both: On it!

Moses: Uh, Mia, about these costumes…

Mia: Mosy, we’ve been over this. It’s not a holiday without costumes! So put on your big-boy pants and let’s go in there, in three, two, one. Stop everything!

Sesom: Huh?

Aim: Mia!

Mia: Aim!

Aim: Pop Star!

Mia: B-Pop!

Aim: Lolly Pop!

Mia: Roller girl!

Aim: Glitter bomb!

Mia: Morning jogger.

Aim: Helicopter!

Mia: Prim and…

Both: Proper.

Sesom: Sup?

Moses: Sup?

Mia: Your hair looks amazing!

Aim: (whispering): It’s a weave.

Mia: I won’t say a word.

Aim: It’s so good to see you, Mia! Um, are you doing here?

Mia: Funny, you ask. Hit it, Anthony Moose!

Anthony Moose: On it! (flips switch)

(dramatic music)

Presentation: (high-pitched female voice): Holiday!

Aim: (clapping)

Mia: Lady and gentleman, we are here to solve your problems!

Aim: We have problems?

Mia: But don’t worry. We have the solution. You guys need a new holiday!

Aim: Why do we need a holiday?

Mia: How else are you gonna get presents and wear awesome costumes and play “How many marshmallows can fit in your mouth?”

Jacob: (muffled): Hundred and seventy-two. Beat that.

One Marshmallow: (escapes out of Jacob’s nose)

Sesom: My goodness, excuse me. Have you not been getting our cards back?

Moses: Uh, yeah. I especially love the Wednesday one. You know, it really made me appreciate the middle of the week.

Sesom: (grunts) Middle of the week. Told ya, babe.

Mia: Look, we care about you guys, and we want to make sure you have something to celebrate. And here’s the great news. The Gachas have like a kajillion holidays, so you can have one of ours!

Aim: That’s cool! I guess.

Mia: Yeah, it is! (SINGING): You’re looking for a holiday! And there’s a million things to celebrate! (SINGING while Jacob, Kat, Sarah, Anthony Moose, Benjamin, and Joana are lalala-ing): Your life is bland right now, but that’s okay! Prepare your minds to get blown away! (RAPPING): Holla!

Moses: (RAPPING): Day!

Mia: Holla!

Moses: Day!

Both: (RAPPING): Holi-day!

Moses: Mia, break it down!

Mia: The first holiday we’re presenting to ya, a sparkly shiny day called Glitterpalooza! Homie Joana, take the mic!

Both: And give the Memes something they gonna like!

Joana: (SINGING): When you wake up in the morning, whether it’s sunny or whether it’s stormy. Open the door for a big surprise. A blast of glitter shoots in your eyes!

All: (SINGING): Glitterpalooza! Glitterpalooza!!! Glitterpalooza!!!!!

Sesom: (gets glittered) Ah! Ah. Oh, yeah. Oh, that got in there. Oh, it’s in my eye.

Aim: Maybe that holiday isn’t really cool for us.

Mia: That’s okay. We got tons of holidays. Benjamin, tell them about Tickle Day!

Benjamin: (SINGING): We celebrate with giggles! Get tickled!

Froggy: Ribbit!

Benjamin: Get tickled!

Froggy: Ribbit!

Benjamin: Get tickled!

Froggy: Ribbit!

Benjamin: By spiders!

Sesom: Ah!

Benjamin: Tickle Day!

Giant Tickle Spider: (roars releasing tinier spiders)

(laughter)

Sesom: (gets spidered) (screams)

Moses: Clearly not your idea of fun!

Mia: Yo, Kat, Sarah, show them another one!

Both: (SINGING): Everyone will scream hooray in the electric foam parade! We got lasers that sparkle and glow! So everyone enjoys the show! And there’ll be flowers shooting bubbles in the air! You’ll be blinded by the lights but you just won’t care! Flip a little switch, get a bubble bomb-bomb! Because a party ain’t a party without lasers and foam!

Sesom: (gets foamed) (gets blinded by a laser) Ah! It stings!

Aim: These don’t seem like Meme things!

Moses: Okay, not the holiday for you?

Mia: It’s all good, we’re only halfway through!

Sesom: You got to be kidding me.

Jacob: (SINGING): All your family and friends will gather round to enjoy the majestic sounds! A chorus you’ll hear from miles away, for 24 hours, it’s Balloon Squeal Day!

(balloons squealing)

Moses: (NOT SINGING): Hey, everybody, why don’t we just take a cool five? (smiles, kinda) Hmm? Not working?

Mia: (NOT SINGING): Nope, still super weird.

Sesom: These Gacha holidays all suck!

Aim: I'm trying to stop her, but she just won't listen.

Sesom: Well, you have to do som-- Ow, ow, ow! Todd! Ow!

Moses: Uh, Mia? This whole thing has been great.

Mia: Thank you.

Moses: And you're great for doing it.

Mia: Thank you again!

Moses: But it's a disaster!

Mia: Thank-- Wait, what?

Moses: You know that wise old saying, "Go big or go home"? (whispering): Maybe we should go...

Mia: Bigger!

Moses: Okay, that's not what I meant.

(upbeat dance music)

Mia: (RAPPING): It's time to double-down in the speed round, got a holiday you're gonna like, better stick around!

Joana: Well, my favorite's Epic Hug Ball Day. That's a big ball of hugs!

Mia: Or Shock A Friend Day, rub your feet on the rug, and touch everyone you love!

Moses: (RAPPING): Well, there's a very special day we call an Equinox. It's a great opportunity to celebrate socks. Socks! Socks! Socks! Socks! Socks! Come on!

Mia: Tear-Away Pants Day, feel the breeze on your hips!

Benjamin: Feel the sound of Velcro going rip, rip, rip! (his pee-pee): (censored)

Sesom: Why?! (covers eyes)

Moses: Good Luck Gacha Day, put a gem on your stomach!

Mia: Then you spread a little charm, let a friend belly rub it!

Joana and Benjamin: Rub it, rub it, rub it, rub it, rub it, rub it.

Moses: Everyone will be so jelly when they see you on the telly with a shiny pink jewel sticking right out your belly! Wooh!

Mia: On Express Yourself Day, give your opinion a shout! Keep It To Yourself Day where you SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Moses: There's a rocking holiday filled up with lots of drama, get you jumping all around and we call it, "Mosh-sha-sha-na"!

Jacob: Shoot a flare in the air like you just don't care!

Mia: Cause it's Fireworks Day in the village square!

Moses: There's Bleepy Sound Day where you only speak in bleeps, you can say anything like...

Jacob: (bleep)

Anthony Moose: (bleep)

Joana: (bleep)

Mia: If you want a tattoo, but you're having doubts, there's Random Tattoo Day which is not thought out! Smacksgiving Day is a day we embrace, especially when someone gets slapped in the face! A big holiday that's a bundle of fun!

Kat & Sarah: (RAPPING): Is Fuzzy Onesie Day, so go put one on!

Mia: It's a onesie, and it's fuzzy, and it's cute and ugly-fugly.

All: (RAPPING): And we know you're gonna love it when you're feeling super snuggly!

Aim: Stop!!!!! (breathing heavily)

Benjamin: (still naked)

Jacob: (blows fuse out)

Aim: (gasps) I used my outside voice.

Sesom: (exhales sharply)