Pete the Cat The Movie 3: In Real Life!/Transcript

Chapter 1 (Peteville, 2015)
Train Conductor: Budapest. Budapest. The next stop, Budapest. Budapest is the next stop, Budapest. Tickets, ladies.

Pete’s Crew: (acting as female dogs)

Gustavo: Oh, here you go.

Pete: Here’s mine.

Emma: And mine.

Grumpy: Mine, too!

Sally: Here you go.

Pete: And thank you, young man.

Pete’s Crew: (acting normal now)

Grumpy: Man, I hate wearing disguises. These heels are killing me!

Pete: Ok, keep it down a notch, we don’t wanna alarm the dogs.

Gustavo: Psst. Pete.

Small Puppy: I’m about to like, freak out!

Pete: (gets hypno clock out) You’re a nice kitty.

Small Puppy: (hypnotized): I’m cute kitty cat. Meow. Meow. (licks)

Pete: Ah.

Puppy: Hahaha!

Pete: Hmm? Oh, no, not this clown again.

Puppy: Good evening, dogs! My name is Sheldon J. Puppy. Yes, one of the “Puppy’s”! For centuries, my family has hunted the evils of cats. And lemme tell you, that there are cats hiding a-catst you!

Chicken: Bukawwwwww!!!!!

Puppy: And I know how bring these beasts, and bring them into the light!

Gustavo: Slop is bad!!!

Small Puppy: Meowwwwww!!!

Chicken: Bukawwwwww!!!!!

Puppy: (shoots laser)

Grumpy: Ah. (taking heels off)

Puppy: (getting ready to blast)

Crew: (screams)

Pete: 💡 Sorry, guys. (pushes crew)

Emma: Sacre blu!

Gustavo: Ahhh!!!

Sally: Ah! Ouch!

Grumpy: Ahhhhh!!!!! (gets hurt by heels) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Puppy: Finally, first I kill Pete, then the rest of the kittens!

Pete: Why do you keep doing this? Your dad, your grandfather, your great great auntie. My family defeated them all. When will you Puppys ever learn to let go of their hate?

Puppy: Never! Cause you cat are a...

Pete: (crouches) Uh, do you mind?

Puppy: What? Crouching? Ahhh!!! (gets hit by train tunnel ceiling) You can’t run from me, Pete the Cat! I will hunt you for all eternity! Ah! I swear I’ll never rest till I destroy you! Ouch! And... Ow! every... ouchie! other... Yeeeouch! kitten,... Owwww!!! If it’s the last thing... Oof! I... Ouch! Ever... Owwww!!! (screaming): Dooooooo!

Pete: Boy, that guy’s annoying. Maybe one day, there’ll be a place where cats can get away from dogs. Take a vacation. Who knows? Maybe even get married. Wouldn’t that be something?

Puppy: (screaming in madness underwater)

Columbia Pictures presents

A Sony Pictures Animation Film

Pete the Cat The Movie 3

IN REAL LIFE!

Chapter 2 (Pete’s First Time as a Live-Action Animal)
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Pete Callie Grumpy Sally Gustavo Emma and Puppy: Hi Lebron James