Battle for Dream Island: The Movie/Transcript

This is the transcript for Battle for Dream Island: The Movie.

Part 1: Opening/Flying to Dream Island
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(The scene fades to the blue sky. A cloud was floating around in the blue sky. The cloud stops and grows a cartoon face, thus becoming anthropomorphic. The cloud looks at the camera, grows arms, and waves hello to the audience. The cloud flies away as the camera pans down to a house. The scene cuts to the inside of the house where a flame is burning on a fireplace. The flame grows a cartoon face and limbs, thus becoming anthropomorphic. The flame gets out of the fireplace and sits down on the couch. He grabs the remote and turns on the TV with it. As he watches TV, the couch is slowly starting to burn. The TV screen switches to a Dream Island commercial.)

Announcer (on TV): Hello there. Are you feeling bored doing your everyday life? Do you want to do something fun and relaxing for a change? Do you want to go on a vacation just to get away from something you don't like? Well, then you're in luck. The people at Object Builders Construction, Inc. are building the island of luxury.

(The TV screen transitions to a 3D animated Dream Island.)

Announcer (on TV): It's called Dream Island. It's a whole square mile of paradise...

(The TV screen shows images of a hotel with five stars, a casino, six restaurants on the island, a water park, and a robot servant serving a random anthropomorphic object.)

Announcer (on TV): ...complete with a five star hotel, a casino, six restaurants, a water park, and robot servants.

(The TV screen shows three random anthropomorphic objects running through, but the fourth anthropomorphic object slams into Dream Island's just closed metal door.)

Announcer (on TV): And the best part is... the winner even gets to decide who gets to come in and who doesn't.

(The scene cuts back to the anthropomorphic flame named Firey watching the commercial.)

Firey: Ooh.

(The scene cuts back to the TV screen, which shows the Announcer standing in front of the 3D animated Dream Island.)

Announcer (on TV): The island costs only $1,000,000,000,000. The island will soon be open to the public, but first, we must settle this with a contest. Viewers, if you're watching this, I want you to sign up for a battle. It's not just any ordinary battle, no. It's a very special battle, a battle... for... Dream Island. In order to sign up for the contest, please use our phone number to call... at 1-800-DREAM-ISLAND. That's all I have to say for now. This is the Announcer, signing off. Goodbye, and enjoy your vacation at Dream Island!

(The TV commercial ends and Firey turns off the TV. He gets off the couch and uses the phone to dial the number for the BFDI contest.)

Announcer (voice on the phone): Hello? Who is this?

Firey (on the phone): Hey, Announcer. My name is Firey, and I would like to be part of the contest.

Announcer (voice on the phone): Really?

Firey (on the phone): Yes, sir. Really.

Announcer (voice on the phone): Cool! Okay, Firey, you are now part of the contest. Pack your bags, kid. You're going on a vacation at Dream Island. I'll see you there!

Firey (on the phone): Bye, Announcer.

(Firey hangs up the phone.)

Firey: Yes! I'm gonna go start packing.

(Firey starts packing his bags as the camera zooms out through the window to the exterior view of the house. The camera then pans up to the blue sky as the opening credits start playing.)

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(The camera pans down to the city of Objectropolis, zooms in through the city buildings, and pans all the way to Firey's house. Firey walks out of his house with his luggage.)

Firey: I can't believe this! I'm about to enter the contest! It's not just any contest, though, it's a battle... for Dream Island, and I'm going to be in it! Today is my lucky day!

(Firey whistles for a taxi.)

Firey: TAXI!

(A taxi appears and stops near Firey's house. Firey puts the luggage in the trunk and gets inside the taxi.)

Taxi driver: Where are you heading to?

Firey: Take me to the Objectropolis International Airport, and step on it.

(The taxi drives all the way to the airport. Firey gets out of the taxi.)

Firey: Thank you.

(Firey gives the taxi driver $5 and gets his luggage out of the trunk. The taxi then drives away. Firey looks at the airport entrance.)

Firey: Dream Island, here I come.

(Firey enters the airport through the entrance. He gets the ticket from the airport attendant and drops off his luggage at the conveyor belt, which takes them through the luggage hole. He then goes through the security and walks over to the terminal. The scene fades to Firey at the departure lounge. While he's waiting for his flight, he sees a female anthropomorphic match walking into the lounge. She sits on a chair facing Firey, takes out her smartphone, and uses it to play Angry Birds. Firey takes out his smartphone and uses it to play the same game Match is playing. 5 minutes later, an airplane landed on the runway at the Objectropolis International Airport. Many other anthropomorphic objects exit the jet bridge and walk to the luggage claim to reclaim their luggage.)

Firey: Well, there's my flight.

(Firey is about to enter the jet bridge to the airplane. Match stands up and follows him, but then she sees Firey looking at her and she ended up bumping into him.)

Firey: Oof! Hey, watch where you're going.

Match: Sorry. I was, like, about to, like, enter the plane, so I can, like, go on a flight to, like, Dream Island.

Firey: Wait a minute, you're going on a same flight as me?

Match: Well, yeah.

Firey: I'm Firey, one of the hottest objects in Objectropolis. Who are you?

Match: Well, let's just say that I am, like, one of the objects to, like, enter the contest, which is, like, a battle... for Dream Island. My name is Match, and I totally love to hang out with my BFF Pence-Pence.

(Match shows Firey a picture of her and her best friend Pencil.)

Firey: Uh, who is... Pence-Pence?

Match: I don't know about you, but Pencil is, like, my BFF. By the way, only I can call her "Pence-Pence".

Firey: Sorry. I just don't know who that is.

(Firey looks at his watch.)

Firey: Aw man, I'm gonna miss my flight! Sorry, Match, but I'd better get going.

Match: Oh, okay. It's nice meeting you. So, I'll see you later then. Goodbye.

Firey: Bye.

(Firey is about to enter the jet bridge, but slowly turns around to see Match sadly walking away. Firey stops Match from walking away.)

Firey: Wait!

(Match turns around to look at Firey.)

Firey: You can come sit by me at the airplane... to Dream Island, if you want.

(Match walks over to Firey and hugs him.)

Match: Thanks, Firey. I knew I can count on you.

Firey: You're welcome, Match. Come, let's go find our seats.

(Firey guides Match as they head to the plane. They then sit down on the first two seats at the 1st Class coach of the airplane. They loved their seating arrangements and they continue to talk some more.)

Match: So, Firey, how long is the flight to Dream Island?

Firey: Oh, it only takes about 7 hours or so to fly all the way to Dream Island.

Match: 7 hours?! Oh boy. This is going to be a long trip.

Firey: You said it!

(The airplane takes off and leaves Objectropolis to fly all the way to Dream Island. 7 hours later in the afternoon, the plane landed on the runway at the Dream Island International Airport. Firey and Match get off the airplane, grab their luggage from the luggage claim, and walk out of the airport. The two are later greeted by a speaker box named Announcer.)

Announcer: Greetings, Firey and Match. I am the Announcer, and I will be the host of my own reality television show Battle for Dream Island. Come, I will guide you to your hotel rooms so you can stay there until the show is done.

Firey: Okay.

Match: Cool!

(The bus came and stopped at the airport bus stop. Firey, Match, and Announcer get inside the bus and it drives away from the airport. The bus stopped at the bus stop near the Dream Island Hotel. Firey, Match, and Announcer get outside the bus and it drives away.)

Announcer: Okay, guys. We're here. Now, allow me to guide to your hotel rooms.

(Firey, Match, and Announcer went inside the Dream Island hotel. They go inside the elevator and it goes up to the 7th floor of the hotel. They exit the elevator when they got to that floor. Firey goes inside his own hotel room while Match goes inside hers.)

Announcer: Enjoy your stay, you two.

(Announcer goes back inside the elevator and it went back down to the first floor. The scene cuts to Firey at his hotel room. He is watching a video tour of Dream Island on TV.)

Announcer (on TV): Hello, everyone. I am the Announcer. Welcome to Dream Island, an island full of luxury built by the construction workers at Object Builders Construction, Inc., and owned and operated by... none other... than me, the Announcer. I just want to let you all know that the island isn't open to the public... yet. The reason why is because I'm working on a new reality television show... as a host. The show is called Battle for Dream Island. The show will start tomorrow, and it will end with the winner opening Dream Island to the public. In the meantime, enjoy the slideshow of pictures and video footage of what Dream Island will look like. Have a good day, everyone. I'll see you in the morning.

(The TV screen cuts to the slideshow of pictures and video footage of what Dream Island looks like. The scene cuts to Match at her hotel room with her best friend Pencil.)

Pencil: Oh, hey, Match. You made it!

Match: I know, right? Wait a minute. Did you, like, enter the competition, too?

Pencil: Yep, sure did.

Match: Cool!

Pencil: So, Match, are you really excited about going on the competition tomorrow?

Match: Why of course, Pence-Pence. I am!

Pencil: Great! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take a shower.

Match: Okay.

(Pencil gets inside the bathroom to take a shower while Match takes out her smartphone to play Angry Birds. The scene fades to Firey at his hotel room. It is nighttime and Firey is getting ready for bed. He goes to the bathroom to clean his teeth. He puts toothpaste on the toothbrush and uses it to brush his teeth. He spits out the toothpaste into the sink. Firey grabs an empty cup and fills it up with water. He puts the water in his mouth, mixes it around in his mouth, gargles, and spits out the water into the sink. He then smiles at his reflection in the mirror.)

Firey: Ah.

(Afterwards, he gets out, puts on his pajamas, turns off the light for his bedroom, gets into his bed and goes to sleep.)

Part 2: Contestants at Object Island
(The next morning, Firey's alarm clock woke him up. He turns off the alarm clock and gets out of his bed. He yawns and stretches his arms. He goes to the bathroom to clean his teeth. He puts toothpaste on the toothbrush and uses it to brush his teeth. He spits out the toothpaste into the sink. Firey grabs an empty cup and fills it up with water. He puts the water in his mouth, mixes it around in his mouth, gargles, and spits out the water into the sink. He then smiles at his reflection in the mirror.)

Firey: Ah.

(Afterwards, he gets out of the bathroom and gets dressed into his casual clothes. He walks out of his hotel room and goes into the elevator. The elevator went down to the first floor of the hotel. He exits the elevator when he got to that floor. Firey enters the restaurant, only to meet Match, Pencil, and 17 other contestants. Firey starts choosing a table to sit at. 20 seconds later, Firey chooses to sit at a table next to an anthropomorphic penny, who is sitting with a golf ball-like woman and an anthropomorphic sponge.)

Firey: Hello.

Coiny: Hey. You're new here?

Firey: Yep. I've traveled here to participate in a competition for Dream Island.

Coiny: Don't you mean Battle for Dream Island?

Firey: Yep. That's the one. I'm Firey, the average flame of Objectropolis.

Coiny: I'm Coiny.

(Firey shakes hands with Coiny.)

Firey: It's very nice to meet you, Coiny. Say, you're participating in the competition too?

Coiny: Yep.

Firey: Cool!

(The Announcer enters the restaurant to chat with the 20 contestants.)

Announcer: Good morning, everyone.

Contestants: Good morning, Mr. Announcer.

Announcer: Welcome to Battle for Dream Island, a show where you compete for a grand prize. That's right, the first person to stay in the game the longest wins one... trillion... dollars, and a possible chance to open Dream Island to the public. Any questions?

(An anthropomorphic eraser raises his hand.)

Announcer: Yes, Eraser?

Eraser: How much does this island cost?

Announcer: I told you Dream Island costs $1,000,000,000,000. It's not even worth a penny.

Eraser: Then I'll take it!

Announcer: But what about everybody else? They want it too, you know.

Eraser: Uhh, I wouldn't give up that island for anything.

Announcer: Neither would anyone else in this game. So, guys, it's time for your first challenge! Follow me.

(The contestants follow the Announcer out of Dream Island. They go on a boat ride from Dream Island to a remote island called Object Island. They get off the boat and end up in Object Island.)

Announcer: Contestants, welcome to Object Island. You will be living here until the show is over. Here are your tents.

(The Announcer gives the tents to the contestants.)

Announcer: And here are your sleeping bags.

(The Announcer gives the sleeping bags to the contestants.)

Announcer: Enjoy your stay here. I'm gonna go set up the first challenge.

(The Announcer walks away to set up the show's first challenge. An anthropomorphic snowball takes out his hang glider.)

Snowball: Well, I gotta go hang gliding. I'll be right back.

(Snowball walks away into the jungle. The camera pans to Pencil and Match talking to each other.)

Pencil: Hey, Match. Do you remember the time when we ask Flower if she wants to have an insect or a bug as a pet?

Match: Yeah?

Pencil: Well, I must say... insects are a plant's best friend. Right?

Match: Yeah, I know, she was so surprised!

Pencil: Really?

Match: Oh, for sure! I mean, it wasn't very big, just a little bug, but Flower went crazy!

Pencil: OMG, Flower is really afraid of bugs!

Match: Well, yeah. Flower thinks she's so fabulous! Like the time she asked Icy if she was beautiful...

(The scene goes to a flashback of Flower asking Ice Cube if she's beautiful.)

Flower: Ice Cube, don't you think I look beautiful?

(Flower smiles at Ice Cube.)

Ice Cube: Uh, no?

(Flower stops smiling, but starts getting mad.)

Ice Cube: Uh... that's not what I meant. What I meant to say is... you look fine.

(Flower stops getting angry and calms down.)

Flower: Thank you.

Ice Cube: Don't mention it. I mean, I like your face and your body, but... about your outfit, I don't really like it. That is so jungle-like, and you're not wearing any shoes!

Flower: That's because I like to keep it that way.

Ice Cube: Put on some REAL clothes, you silly plant!

Flower: What... did you just... call me?

Ice Cube: I said... put... on... some real... civilized... clothing, you silly plant!

(Flower gets really mad at Ice Cube and kicks her up into the sky. The flashback ends as the scene goes to Ice Cube talking to Pencil and Match.)

Ice Cube: Oh, oh! I remember that! I am so gonna get revenge on her! I cannot believe how she thinks we will be her servants! I'm so glad you guys are my friends, though. Really! Bubble likes me too.

(Ice Cube holds onto an anthropomorphic soap bubble woman named Bubble.)

Ice Cube: Right, Bubble? Riiiiight?

(Ice Cube starts hugging her.)

Bubble: Uh, yeah?

Pencil and Match: No! Ice Cube, STOP!

Pencil and Match (in a man's voice): STOP!

(Ice Cube squeezed onto Bubble tight, so much so that Bubble pops like any bubble. Pencil facepalms and sighs.)

Pencil: What is wrong with you, Ice Cube?

(Bubble gets recovered in the Bubble Recovery Center and nearly gets stabbed by Pin.)

Bubble: Pin, you nearly popped me!

Pin: Oh, it's not my fault.

(The camera pans to reveal a red anthropomorphic building block holding Pin.)

Pin: It's that stupid Blocky here. It's his fault!

(Pin kicks Blocky, sending her flying.)

Blocky: Fine, I'll get Needle.

(Blocky grabs Needle from off-screen.)

Needle: Help!

(Blocky throws Needle at Bubble.)

Bubble: Yikes!

(Bubble ducks to dodge Needle. Needle ends up getting hit into a palm tree. A coconut falls out from the palm tree and hits Needle on the head. She then falls from the tree and lands on the sand. The scene cuts to Bubble talking to Blocky.)

Bubble: Hey! What was that for?

Blocky: Hey! I'm just in the mood to hurt someone!

(The camera pans to a boy made of wood named Woody. The boy looks around and sees Blocky running towards him. Woody is about to get his butt kicked by Blocky.)

Woody: Ah... ah... AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!

(Blocky kicks Woody up into the sky. Woody screams as he falls down into the ground and lands near Teardrop. Then, a friendly leaf picks up Woody and puts him down on the ground.)

Leafy: Woody, get up! There's a life out there to enjoy, so, enjoy it!

(Firey walks towards Leafy.)

Firey: Hi. I'm new here.

Leafy: Well, hello there, newcomer. My name is Leafy.

(Firey shakes hands with Leafy.)

Firey: Nice to meet you, Leafy. I'm Firey.

Leafy: Why hello, Firey. It's so nice to meet you.

Firey: You're participating in the competition too?

Leafy: Yep. In fact, we're all participating in a battle for Dream Island.

Firey: Wow! Deja vu. Okay, I'll see you at the first challenge.

Leafy: Okay, see ya.

(Firey walks away. Leafy turns to Woody.)

Leafy: Well, Woody?

Woody: Uh...

Leafy: Why aren't you enjoying your life?

Woody: Uh... I don't know. Why do you ask?

Leafy: I was only trying to give you advice.

Woody: Oh! Okay. I'll try to enjoy the life.

Leafy: That's the spirit! Well, I gotta go now. Bye!

(Leafy walks away as Woody walks towards Teardrop with love hearts.)

Woody: Awww... Aiyeee...

(Teardrop angrily kicks Woody in full force.)

Tennis Ball: Teardrop, calm down! Kicking Woody could severely injure him.

(The camera closes up on Tennis Ball's mouth.)

Tennis Ball: He is balsa.

(Snowball climbs up to the top of a mountain and uses his hang glider to glide down from there. Meanwhile, Woody is sent flying into the sky, passes Snowball, who is hang gliding, and then hits Rocky. A chip falls off from the top of Woody's head and he screams in pain. Eraser and Pen are overhearing this, and they cringe and cover their ears.)

Eraser: I can't believe what a scaredy-cat Woody is. He's so uncool, but Pen, you're cool though.

Pen: So are you, Eraser.

Part 3: The Competition is On/Truth or Dare
(The scene cuts to Snowball, who is still hang gliding in the sky. While he's still up in the sky, he hits another mountain, which is smaller than the mountain he got off from earlier when he started hang gliding, and crashes on the top.)

Snowball: Oof!

(Snowball gets up, gets off his hang glider, and walks down the mountain, where he finds Rocky sleeping on the ground.)

Snowball: Whoa! Rocky!

(Snowball shakes Rocky.)

Snowball: Wake up!

(Rocky wakes up, just like Snowball told him to.)

Rocky: Wha?

(Rocky looks around and sees Snowball holding him.)

Rocky: Oh! Hello, Snowball!

(Snowball sighs and throws Rocky into the sky. He then falls down to the ground.)

Rocky: Whee!

(Rocky's fall hits Tennis Ball and lands on the ground with his two legs.)

Rocky: Oof! Hi, Tennis Ball, my good old friend.

(Spongy is squishing up and down with Firey and Coiny standing on top of him.)

Firey: So, Coiny, if you call Needle a random, stupid, and nonsensical nickname, and then she slapped you and told you not to call her that, what would you do?

Coiny: Hmm... I will call her "Needy"... again, because she really needs anything in order for her to survive and live.

Firey: What? That is NOT how you treat a lady like that! Ugh! You're so dumb, Coiny!

Coiny: What?! I'm not dumb, you are!

Firey: Coiny! You're so dumb!

(Coiny slaps Firey.)

Firey: Hey!

Coiny: Oh my gosh, Firey! You're so easy to slap!

(Coiny slaps Firey 13 times. The golf ball-like woman walks towards Firey, Coiny, and Spongy.)

Golf Ball: Firey! Coiny! Stop fighting! And Spongy, take a bath, you're stinky!

Spongy: Sorry.

(The scene cuts to Blocky and Eraser talking to each other.)

Blocky: Isn't Golf Ball bossy?

Eraser: I know! She is like a bossy bot.

(Blocky, Pen and Snowball stare at Eraser.)

Eraser: Uhh, you know, a bossy robot?

(Blocky, Pen and Snowball are still staring at Eraser.)

Eraser: Well, a robot that was built to be its bossiest! I'd do anything to get away from her...

(The camera pans to Golf Ball on the grassy field of the island. It then pans to Flower, who gets angry at Woody.)

Eraser: ...or Flower, or Woody...

(Spongy runs towards Flower, Golf Ball, and Woody, jumps up, and knocks away the three contestants as he lands on the ground.)

Eraser: ...or even Spongy!

(Announcer returns to the camp site at Object Island.)

Announcer: Well, if you want to get away from anyone you don't like, you'll have to compete with them... for a grand prize of one trillion dollars... and a chance to open Dream Island to the public. So, what do you say?

(Eraser thinks for a moment.)

Eraser: Hmm... let me think.

(Eraser nods and shakes hands with the Announcer.)

Eraser: Okay, Announcer. You got yourself a deal.

Announcer: That's the spirit! Okay, guys, it's time for your first challenge!

(The scene fades to the contestants and the Announcer in the land of Goiky. They are at the Goiky Park with the bridge that connects Object Island and the land of Goiky.)

Announcer: Okay, guys, so, the first challenge will be "Truth or Dare".

Match: "Truth or Dare"? I like that game! I used to play that game all the time back home... along with my BFF Pencil, of course.

Announcer: You will start the game by asking a player to choose "truth or dare". Each one of them will take turns spinning the bottle. The top of the bottle indicates a player to be questioned. If a player chooses "truth", then another asks a question, usually an embarrassing one, which one of the players must answer truthfully. If a player instead chooses "dare", then another dares them to do something, often embarrassing or dangerous, which they must do which can entail telling an embarrassing story or acting out embarrassingly. You can take the dare yourself and win a get-out-of-jail-free card or inflict a dare on any other player in hopes of making them lose the challenge. A player can not choose "truth" for the whole time. However, if another player does not like the dare, they can request a new one to be asked and a dare can't undo a previous dare. After answering the question or performing the dare, a player will ask "truth or dare?" to another, and the game continues. Oh, and one more thing, if anyone chickens out of their dare, they will automatically lose the challenge. Also, whoever stays in the game the longest wins. Good luck!

Firey: I'll start first.

Leafy: Okay.

(Firey spins the bottle rapidly in the center of a circle formed by the contestants. The bottle stops, setting on Ice Cube.)

Firey: Ice Cube, you're up. Truth or dare?

Ice Cube: Truth, please.

Firey: Hmm, let me see. Is it true that... that you... despise Flower, because of how she looks... and how she acts, and you want revenge on her?

(Ice Cube looks at Flower, who blows raspberries at her, and looks at Firey. She sighs.)

Ice Cube: Yes. I really don't like Flower. Not just because of her face... and her actions, but because of her outfit. It's just... way too natural and uncivilized.

Firey: Wow! Now that's one wise Ice Cube. Good job.

Ice Cube: Thanks, Firey.

Announcer: Ice Cube wins this round. It's time for Round 2! Who will go next?

(Bubble raises her hand.)

Bubble: Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

Announcer: Okay, Bubble. You're up!

(Bubble spins the bottle rapidly in the center of a circle formed by the contestants. The bottle stops, setting on [insert character here].)

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