The Slammer/Transcript

(Intro)

Mark: just a few touches and....... Done!

Mark: Finally! My Most Powerful invention!

Mark: Gotta Hide this in a dark place

(Later that Morning in Wade's dream)

Princess Fist: Wow! You got some moves there kid!

Wade: Oh Why you! You're actually better than me!

Princess Fist: Now let's get this thing back to the Pedesta-

(Princess Fist got cancer out of nowhere)

Wade: Prist! Are you fine?

Princess Fist: Get. The. Hammer.

Wade: Hammer?

Princess Fist: Beepbeep

(Wade wakes up)

Wade: Ugh! What a..... Wait, How do you describe a good dream and a Nightmare?

Wade: Oh yeah! a Brightmare!

Wade: *sings*

Wade: Makin' Breakfast without a haste fast

Wade: Ugh! That's bad too!

Wade: Ok, Now i'm gonna eat Mom's leftover fishsticks

???: W a d e

Wade: Ok, WHO JUST CALLED MY NAME?

???: U p h e r e

Wade: Sorry Mystery Voice, but i'm not Trent nor felling for that

???: *Does a Princess Fist Impression*

???: Wade! It's me!

Wade: Prist? No no no way, Maybe i'm still dreaming

TBD