The Good, The Bad, and Stinky Dalton/Trailer transcripts

Trailer 1
(Gets Ran Over by A Carrage) (Hissy Snores) (Rick Roll Song)
 * Narrater: Coming Soon, Return to the Lame Joke Saloon!
 * Rusty Nails: Excuse Me!
 * Narrater: Sorry Rusty!
 * Rusty Nails: Rusty NAILS!
 * Narrater: The Daltons are doing it Again!
 * Pepsi Hound: Not This Again!
 * Narrater: Wither at The Mines!
 * Stinky Dalton: We're looking for Gold and we Want You to Be Our Digger!
 * Hokey Wolf: I Do Not Want to be A Gold Digger!
 * Narrater: Trying to Cross The Street!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Look! It's Gold!
 * Dalton Gang: Where?
 * Canine Dalton: Works Every Time. Good Job being Reckless, Drivers!
 * Hissy: Reckless Drivers Rule!
 * Narrater: And Of Course, at The Rusty Nails Saloon!
 * Saddle Hound: What Do You Think, Hissy? Hissy?
 * Huckleberry Hound: Oh Come On!
 * Narrater: The Good, The Bad, and Stinky Dalton!
 * Hissy: Time for my Rick Roll Dance!
 * Finky Dalton and Pinky Dalton: Awesome!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Quiet!
 * Pinky Dalton: What's That For?

Trailer 2

 * Narrator:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Narrator: Universal Pictures Presents!
 * Stinky Dalton:

TV Spot

 * Narrator: From Universal Pictures!
 * Praw Dalton:
 * Narrator: An All-New Full-Length Animated Feature!
 * Stinky Dalton: Yahoo!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Narrator: Filled With Songs!
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Narrator: The Good, The Bad, and Stinky Dalton! Now In Theatres Everywhere!
 * Fraw Dalton:

VHS Promo

 * Narrator: The Magic! The Music! The Masterpiece! Universal Studios Presents!
 * Praw Dalton: Dalton Gang, Beat Tour Hearts Out!
 * Narrator: The Good, The Bad, and Stinky Dalton!
 * Saddle Hound: What?
 * Hissy: OK. I Have to Admit, That Was Kinda Awesome!
 * Narrator: Come Along With Stinky, Huckleberry, Pepsi And The Dalton Brothers!
 * Straw Dalton:
 * Narrator:
 * Finky Dalton:
 * Narrator: Filled With Songs!
 * Draw Dalton:
 * Fraw Dalton:
 * Narrator: The Good, The Bad, and Stinky Dalton! Coming Soon To Video!
 * Stinky Dalton: