That Wasteland Will Be No More (The True Story of Strawberry Shortcake)

 'That Wasteland Will Be No More' is a ballad sung by Pink Glaze Donut in the Season 4 episode “The Escape” as she makes final preparations for her attack on Pie Tin Palace, with speaking lines from Dark Brew. The song is set to the underground theme from New Super Mario Bros. Wii Retro Remix.

Lyrics (Speaking lines in parentheses, Bold = Pink Glaze Donut, Italicized = Dark Brew)
(Hold it, you've been planning an attack on Porcupine Peak for nine whole years?)

(I know! And you know, tonight might be the moment I've waited for my whole life!)


 * This is a raid
 * That I have waited for
 * I'm proud to say
 * I’ve planned all this before
 * After these years
 * Tonight could be the night
 * Maybe we’ll strike
 * At morning’s early light
 * I’ll say it out loud
 * I’m honestly quite proud
 * It’ll be an easy rest of the week
 * Once we blow up Porcupine Peak
 * I’ve strategized
 * And formed the perfect team
 * To end the land
 * Where none will ever beam
 * All the youth will flee
 * And they’ll finally be free
 * I’ll soon round up the horde
 * Then reach out to the Lord

(I don’t know Pink, you might have fought in the war but I don’t think this is such a good idea)

(Relax Dark, I’ll be fine. Hunter, you’ll help round up the kids and teens we find, okay boy?)


 * This is a raid
 * That I have waited for
 * I'm proud to say
 * I’ve planned all this before
 * After these years
 * Tonight could be the night
 * Maybe we’ll strike
 * At morning’s early light
 * I’ll say it out loud
 * I’m honestly quite proud
 * That this wasteland my friend
 * Will finally meet its end
 * I’ve strategized
 * And formed the perfect team
 * To end the land
 * Where joy will never beam
 * All the youth will flee
 * And they’ll finally be free
 * I’ll soon round up the horde
 * Then reach out to the Lord
 * Once I am done
 * The palace we will crush
 * The strike might be quite slow
 * And the damage we might rush
 * But I am sure we’ll win
 * And the wasteland will cave in
 * In a crash of three or four
 * That wasteland will be no more!

(If you're really going out there, I hope you get back safe!)

(Relax, I got an entire team to help, and soon, all the youth of Porcupine Peak will be liberated from Lord Purple's cruelty!)

(Good god, Lord Purple is pathetic, and he literally does nothing unlike that bloodthirsty Pie Man!)

(They're all going down! And they're all gonna be sorry! Come Hunter! The time has come!)

(Hunter's barks fade out as the song ends)