Thread:Knottyorchid12/@comment-24839525-20190525011952/@comment-26163780-20190525180106

"Adam we're in trouble aren't we?"

"Maybe God won't find out?"

"What do you mean he won't find out?" He sees and hears everything

"Indeed I do, now children what's this about a fruit tree?"

"Lord it was Eve she made me do it!"

"What? Don't pin this on me, the snake made him do it!"

"Men, women, you are all the same, just humans,I mean I thought if I made some changes we could all live in harmony but no, you had to ruin it, and since you want to misbehave like children, then you should be punished, Adam and Eve you are hereby banished from the Garden as for the Serpent...

(Snaps fingers, serpent falls out of tree)

"From now on, upon your stomach you shall go, for you are now the lowest of the low, Adam's child shall crush your head and you shall bruise his heel" (and that's why people hate snakes)

"In regards to your living situation, know that while I am still disappointed in you, I still love you and will protect you whereever you go"

"We do too...Dad" (D'awww, it is heartwarming innit? God is our Heavenly Father and even though we sin he still loves us, even if we believe in a different deity we know that we all are loved, oh gosh I'm gonna cry now)

Update: Leonardo DiCaprio is Telemachus