User blog:Trigger Happy the Gremlin/Ask Count Lionel

(I'm prepared for no questions)

Hello, whoever is reading this! It is I, Count Lionel! Since Robert Jacob seems to be faring FAIRly well (heh, fair in two words next to each other, I am a genius), so I have decided to ask you questions. Why? Why would an INTERUNIVERSAL GOD ask people questions? Because I have yet to visit Earth, and I would like to know how humanity works, AND you could learn a thing or two about me, too! So, ask away!