WikiPlays/Embruss Part 1: Welcome to Embruss

Script
Nolan: Ok you guys wanna play one of the badass games currently out right now

Dillon: Badass game? ok.

Noah: Sure, why not?

(It cuts to the planet Earth)

Narrator: Life...was shattered a long time ago

Noah: OH SHIT! CLIPBOARD!

Narrator: There were only a few human survivors who escaped the clutches of Darason a dark lord who started the post apocolyptic space war (Earth explodes as a evil laughter is heard)

Dillon: Darason, sounds like an edgy YouTuber.

Narrator: However where did they go when Earth was helled at its knees they went to a unforseeing planet named Embruss (It shows all of Embruss) Where it says one is chosen to end the post apocalyptic space war

* Noah writes down all the stuff.*

Noah (writing): Earth is destroyed. Space war. Darason is evil and started the war. They went to a planet called Embruss. One is chosen to end the war- THIS IS JUST STAR WARS!

(Cutscene ends and shows a character creator)

Dillon (VO): Oh so it is Mass Effect.

Noah (VO): Alrighty, guys, whaddya wanna make this character like? Maybe make it some shit for DeviantArt dweebs.

Dillon (VO): Let's make Keanu Reeves.

Noah (VO): Even better!