The Splatoon Movie (Nintendo+Illumination)/Trailer transcripts

Official teaser transcript:
(Shows a view of a rainy, dark Brooklyn and pans down to a man running)

(Fades to black then fades again to see a man discover a gaming console and a game)

(Cuts to a cat growling at the man)

?????: Shoo!

(The cat gets mad and chases the man as he runs away)

?????: AH!

(Fades to black then fades again to the man arriving home then cuts to black)

?????: Phew! (offscreen)

(Fades to see the man connecting the console to a square-like tv)

(Cuts to him turning the console and cuts to black)

?????: Here we go… (offscreen)

(The TV shows the Wii U startup)

(Cuts to the man reacting to a white flash sucking him in)

?????: What the-

(The white flash transitions to black)

THIS YEAR

(Cuts to Sara, Mitchell, Patricia and Rui falling down in the purple/blue hole full of binary codes)

ALL EXCEPT RUI: AHHHHHH!!!!!!

RUI: Ha-Ha!

(The white flash transitions)

WITNESS THE TURF WARS

SARA: Where are we? (offscreen)

(Fades to the 4 waking up in Inkopolis as Inklings)

(Cuts to Mitchell touching his hair, realising it’s different)

MITCHELL: Why is my hair slimy????

(The camera moves left to Patricia, touching her body, realising)

PATRICIA: I can’t feel, anything!

(The camera moves again right to Rui, scared as he looks at himself through the window)

RUI: Ahh! This can’t be me!

RUI: No no no! (offscreen)

(Cuts to Sara, Patricia and Mitchell, confused at Rui)

(Cuts again to Rui walking while being freaked out until he bumps into 2 inkling girls)

RUI: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh- Ah!

(The right Inkling girl puts her hand on her mouth while being blushed)

INKLING GIRL ON THE RIGHT: So sorry!

(The left Inkling girl stares directly on Rui while blushed)

INKLING GIRL ON THE LEFT: Hey there…

(Cuts to Sara, putting her hand on her face)

BOTH INKLING GIRLS: (Laughing ofscreen)

SARA: Ugh…

ON THE BIG SCREEN

(Cuts the 4 starring at the other team and the rival team does it too)

(Cuts to both fighting)

THE SPLATOON MOVIE

(Cuts to the 4 teens going inside Ammo Knights)

(Cuts again to Sheldon introducing the shop)

SHELDON: Welcome, to Ammo Knights!

(Cuts to Mitchell picking up a Splattershot Jr.)

MITCHELL: What are those…

(The camera moves right to Sheldon pointing at him)

SHELDON: That’s very special,

(Cuts to the 4 teens looking at Sheldon)

SHELDON: We’ll get to it right now! (offscreen)

IN THEATERS JUNE 9TH #SplatoonMovie