Scoob! (Alternate extended version)/Transcript

The the transcript for the alternate version of the 2020 Warner Bros. film SCOOB!

Opening

 * Restaurant Owner: What? You little mutt!
 * Young Scooby: Oh!
 * Restaurant Owner: Come back here! Bring back my gyros!
 * Woman: Hey, Watch it!
 * Young Scooby: Excuse me. Pardon me.

Scene 2

 * Mrs. Rogers: Shaggy, you and your new friend better hurry up if you want to trick-or-treat.
 * Young Shaggy: Yay! Okay, mom!
 * Young Shaggy: (to Scooby) Let me show you my Room. I mean our room.
 * Young Scooby: Who's that?
 * Young Shaggy: This is Blue Falcon. He's half-man, half-falcon. Well, mostly man. All man. I guess it's just the suit that's falcon. And his wonder dog sidekick, Dynomutt! Like, they solve crimes and save the world together.
 * Young Scooby
 * Young Shaggy
 * Scooby: Huh. Soft. I've never had a bed before. In fact, I've never had anything before.
 * Young Shaggy: I, uh...  I ran out this afternoon and I got something for you.  I know we just met  and I didn't wanna seem too desperate  or, you know, come on too strong, but...
 * Young Scooby: I love it. I I promise I'll never take it off.
 * Young Shaggy: I will never leave you. No matter what.

Scene 3

 * Young Shaggy: Thanks.
 * Young Scooby: Thank you. I love Halloween
 * Young Shaggy:
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Scene 4

 * Young Fred: Are you guys alright?
 * Young Shaggy:
 * Young Fred: Let me give you a hand. I'm Fred. This is Velma
 * Young Velma: Hi
 * Young Fred; And that's Daphne.
 * Young Daphne: Hey.
 * Young Shaggy: I'm Shaggy. And this is Scooby-Doo
 * Young Scooby: Nice to meet you.
 * Young Shaggy: Cool Wonder Woman costume. And you are... Harry Potter?
 * Young Velma
 * You Shaggy
 * Young Velma
 * Young Shaggy
 * Young Fred

Scene 6

 * Sandra: This is really it! The discovery of a lifetime!
 * Fitzhugh: Don't tease me, Sandra. Ooh. Ooh. I'm slipping.
 * Sandra: Oh, easy there, Doctor.
 * Fitzhugh: Hold my arm.
 * Sandra: [sighs] I think it's better if I show you
 * Fitzhugh: I think so too. Oh, wow!
 * Sandra: It's unlike any known species, living or extinct.
 * Fitzhugh: And these teeth... [growling and barking]
 * Sandra: Uh, yeah. They are distinctly canine.
 * Fitzhugh: This is wonderful
 * Sandra: After all these years of searching, we finally found
 * Sandra and Fitzhugh: Cerberus.
 * Fitzhugh: The guard dog to the Underworld.
 * Sandra: Doctor, I still don't understand how one of the skulls end up here, in Peru.
 * Fitzhugh: I'll tell you how. You see these murals? They show us everything we need to know. The skulls were hidden across the globe in three mystical places. And legend has it that if the skull were ever reunited, the gates of Hades would rise again, and plunge the world into total darkness.
 * Sandra: Uh, but why would anyone want that?
 * Fitzhugh: Because behind those gates, Sandra, lies an enormous treasure, Sandra, which will make the wealthiest man in history, Sandra!
 * Sandra: You? Is that why you're doing this?
 * Fitzhugh: Oh, come on, Sandy, you have to admit, unimaginable wealth... [pulls a weapon] is a lot more interesting than archeology!
 * Sandra: Dr. Fitzhugh, why? Why are being so... so-
 * Fitzhugh: [voice changes] Dastardly? Because that's just who I am [unmasks himself].
 * Dick Dastardly: Dick Dastardly!
 * Sandra:[panics and press the alarm button] What's going on? Why aren't the alarms...
 * Pandora: Going off? I've disabled them over an hour ago. As for your security, Sandy? They've all been given the night off.
 * Sandra: No...[gasps]
 * [Dastardly then shoots his weapon and sticks Sandra to the wall]
 * Sandra:[grunts] You are missing your mythology! The skulls are worthless without-
 * Dick Dastardly: The key? Oh, silly, superfluous Sandra. The prophecy is already been fulfilled. Now, let's claim our prize and go!
 * Sandra: [cries out]
 * Pandora: Huh?
 * Dick Dastardly: I said, "Let's go!"
 * Dusty: [beeping]
 * Dick Dastardly: Of course I mean you. Do you think I'm talking to her?
 * Dusty:[beeping]
 * Sandra: Help me!
 * Dusty:[beeping]
 * Dick Dastardly: No, we shouldn't help her! Toughen up. We're the bad guys, remember.
 * Pandora: Yeah, so start acting like one.
 * Dick Dastardly: Good doggy! Show me where your brothers are hiding. We've got it! Tatty-bye!
 * Sandra: Blue Falcon will stop you!
 * Dick Dastardly: Let him try! I'm the early bird this time! It's my turn to get the worm!

Scene 7

 * Fred: All right, everybody. I would like to pose to you all the question of questions. What's next for Mystery Inc.?
 * Shaggy: Ooh, I totally have the answer: Lunch.
 * Daphne: No, Shaggy, I think what Fred means is that...
 * Scooby-Doo: I was also going to say lunch
 * Fred: Guys, guys, guys. The Mystery Machine needs a whole new... Needs a whole new everything, and I'm never gonna get that smell out.
 * Scooby-Doo: I told you I needed a walk.
 * Velma: It's time to turn Mystery Inc. into a real business.
 * Shaggy: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
 * Daphne: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
 * Scooby-Doo: I handle our accounting.
 * Velma: Look, we're ready to take on bigger cases, scarier villains, and creepier mysteries, but that takes money. Fortunately, we found a possible investor.
 * Simon Cowl: Oh, whoopee, a diner. I'll have a napkin and some hand sanitizer.
 * Shaggy: Whoa, man! It's Simon Cowell!
 * Shaggy/Scooby: [Both sing] In the sha-ha, sha-hallow  In the sha-ha, sha-la-la-la-low
 * Shaggy: I'm off the deep end watch as I dive in...
 * Simon Cowell: Uh, congratulations, gentlemen. You are terrible.
 * Fred: How does he do that? See, he's mean, but he makes it fun.
 * Velma: We appreciate your interest in Mystery Inc., Mr. Cowell.
 * Simon Cowell: Every successful group requires hard work and determination. Identifying potential is what I do, and you have got it. Fred, you're the tank. The muscle.
 * Fred: Cool.
 * Simon Cowell: Daphne is the people person. Th empath
 * Daphne: Awe.
 * Velma: Thanks.
 * Simon Cowell: But you two aren't even listening. You're eating a clownishly oversized sandwich.
 * Shaggy: Like, sorry, man. You lost us at, "Hard work and determination."
 * Scooby-Doo: But you got us back at "sandwich."
 * Simon Cowell: Look, a group can only be as strong as its weakest links. Bottom line, I can't invest with these two involved.
 * Daphne: But
 * Shaggy: Yeah, what's more valuable than friendship
 * Simon Cowell: Literally anything
 * Shaggy: Like, we don't need this, Scoob. Let's bunce
 * Scooby-Doo: Yeah, we know when we're not wanted.
 * Daphne: No. Ugh. Wait.
 * Fred: C'mon, guys.
 * Velma: He didn't mean it.
 * Scooby-Doo: No fries for you. Hmm!

Scene 8

 * Shaggy: You believe the nerve of that dude? Simon Cowell thinks friendship won't save the day.
 * Scooby-Doo: What does he know?
 * Yeah, he's not that smart. Just sounds like it,  because he's British.
 * Scooby-Doo: Good point, Raggy.
 * Shaggy: As long as we have each other, we'll be just fine on our own.
 * Scooby-Doo: Right. [hits the bowling pin] Yes!  Eyes?  Raggy, look.
 * Shaggy: Huh?-
 * Scooby-Doo:: The pin. It has eyes.
 * Shaggy: Oh, Scoob,  I know it feels like everyone's judging us today.  Even the bowling pins.  But don't freak out on me, bud.  Uh...  What's the hold-up?  The ball return won't return our ball.  Huh.
 * Scooby-Doo: Oh, there it is.
 * Shaggy: Zoinks!  Like, what is going on?
 * Scooby-Doo: What are those things?
 * Shaggy: I don't know, but they don't look friendly.  No offense, but I think  I liked you better as a bowling ball.
 * Scooby-Doo: Me, too.
 * Shaggy: Look out!
 * Scooby-Doo: Whoa!
 * Judy Takamoto: No running.
 * Shaggy: They're coming.
 * What now? -
 * Follow my lead.  Who's hungry?  Check out the specials. So, like, what are you guys in the mood to eat? And please don't say human.  Or dog.  Okay, Bowling Alley Yakitori.  And how about you guys? Hot wings to share?
 * Robots: Uh-huh.
 * Shaggy: Got it. And for you?  Oh, no! We're out of calamari.
 * Shaggy: This way, Scoob!  Huh, I always wondered what was back here.
 * Scooby-Doo: Underwhelming.
 * Dispatch: All All units. Attention, all units. We have a 4-1-5 in progress at the Takamoto Bowl.
 * Velma: Tiny violent shape-shifting robots chasing a man and a dog  in a bowling alley, linen store or car wash."  Wow, the police really do have a code for everything.
 * Daphne: The Takamoto Bowl? That's where Scooby and Shaggy hang out.
 * Fred: Oh no.
 * Shaggy: This way.

Scene 9

 * Shaggy: Oh, man, dig that crazy elevator. You okay, Scooby-Doo?
 * Scooby-Doo: Yeah. I'm good. Whew. Where are we?
 * Shaggy: Dude, hang on. Do you realize where we are?
 * Scooby-Doo: No.
 * Shaggy: Look around, man. The clean, modern aesthetic. The cool blue color palette.  We're in...-
 * Scooby-Doo: IKEA!
 * Shaggy:...the Falcon Fury!  Did you say IKEA? Nope. I said Falcon Fury. Just like you.
 * Dee Dee Skyes: Gentleman. Welcome aboard. I'm Dee Dee Skyes, pilot of the Falcon Fury.
 * Taffy Dare: Howdy, boys. I'm Taffy Dare, engineer of the Falcon Fury.
 * Brenda Chance: And I'm Brenda. Branda Chance. Just Brenda. On the Falcon Fury
 * Dee Dee: Don't be nervous, Bren.
 * Shaggy: Well we're...
 * Dee Dee: Scooby and Shaggy. We know. Follow us.
 * Scooby-Doo: Who sent those Robots?
 * Dee Dee: It's this guy Dick Dastardly. Shocker! He's a psychotic supervillain. He's trying to [mimics cut-throat] you
 * Shaggy
 * Scooby-Doo: It's nice to be wanted
 * Dee Dee: Mm, I hear that.
 * Taffy: And by [mimics cut-throat]. Dastardly want's you both. Literally.
 * Dee Dee: Taffy!
 * Taffy: What? Just sayin' to clarify them to what that meant. Not trying to be rude here.
 * Brenda: True, but that was unnecessary.
 * Dee Dee: Alright.
 * Brenda: [whispers to Scooby & Shaggy] Taffy didn't really mean to say that. She's actually a good friend of ours.

[They enter the control room as Shaggy and Scooby are amazed at it]


 * Dee Dee: I know it's super cool in here, and I would totally let you guys touch random buttons, but they told me we need to move. [The lights turn off] Seriously? We're doing this now?
 * Taffy: Ugh! Really?
 * Brenda: Not again.
 * Shaggy: Ooh, is it him? Is it him?
 * Dee Dee: Yep. He likes to make an entrance.
 * Taffy: As always.
 * Keith: [voice] Ladies and gentlemen, since the dawn of time, the falcon has been worshiped as a symbol of freedom and victory. Now, a new kind of falcon rules the sky. And he is one bad mamma jamma.
 * Shaggy and Scooby: Blue Falcon!

[All I Do is Win by DJ Khaled featuring Ludacris, Rick Ross, T-Pain and Snoop Dogg plays as Blue Falcon makes an awesome entrance.]


 * Blue Falcon: Welcome to the Falcon Fury. [Poses and Shaggy and Scooby shudder excitedly] Hang on, hang on. Turn on the lights. [The lights turn back on] Where are my balloons, Dee Dee? When I say "Falcon Fury", that's supposed to cue the balloons. Keith, what is the deal up there, man?
 * Keith: [voice] I missed the que
 * Blue Falcon: Duh. You've got one job, pal. Anyway, welcome aboard, I'm Blue Falcon.
 * Scooby-Doo: No you're not
 * Dee Dee: I told you we weren't going to be the only ones who noticed
 * Shaggy: No, Blue Falcon's suit has a bigger red "F" on the chest, and it's way less, uh, scaly.
 * Blue Falcon: They're feathers, all right? And it's called an upgrade. This ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon.
 * Dynomutt: I think you mean this ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon. Allow me to introduce you to Blue Falcon's large adult son, Brian
 * Scooby/Shaggy: Dynomutt!
 * Blue Falcon: Oh, him you recognize?
 * Shaggy: Well, sure, man. Dynomutt is the dog wonder. Blue Falcon doesn't go anywhere without him.
 * Dynomutt: And yet, here I am... without him.

[Scooby pinches Shaggy]


 * Shaggy: Ow!
 * Scooby-Doo: Making sure this isn't a dream
 * Shaggy: You're supposed to pinch yourself.

[They start to pinch each other until Dee Dee clears her throat as they stop]


 * Dee Dee: Finished?
 * Scooby: [pinches Shaggy one last time] Yes.
 * Taffy: [snickers] I'm starting to like these two.
 * Shaggy: Wait, Brian..
 * Blue Falcon: Blue Falcon
 * Shaggy: If you're Blue Falcon now..
 * Blue Falcon: I am
 * Shaggy: Then does that mean...?
 * Blue Falcon: Yes. Regretfully my father has moved on to better place
 * Shaggy: Oh, no!
 * Blue Falcon: What?! Oh, no, he's not dead, he retired to Palm Beach.
 * Brenda: Yeah, even superhero know when it's time to hang up their capes and utility belts.
 * Dynomutt: We still miss him very, very ,very, very, very...
 * Blue Falcon: Oh, no, he's glitching.
 * Dynomutt: No, I'm not. Let me finish. …very, very, very much

Scene 10
[Alarm goes off]


 * Dee Dee: It's Dastardly. He must have track you from the bowling alley.
 * Blue Falcon: Let's move it, people. To the Falcon Nest.
 * Shaggy: Like, hey, wait up!
 * Nobody gets away from Dick Dastardly! Right, Rottens?  I need what's on that ship, or I'll never get my treasure.  Do not fail me.
 * Blue Falcon: Dee Dee, take the helm. Taffy man the defense systems.
 * Dee Dee: Ready, sir.
 * Brenda: What about me?
 * Dynomutt You might want to buckle up.  And if you get sick, puke on Brian.
 * Brenda: What about me? What do I do?
 * Blue Falcon: Sit next to Shaggy. Punch it, Dee Dee.
 * Dee Dee: Hang on.
 * Shaggy: Zoinks! -
 * Scooby: What's this guy's deal?
 * Blue Falcon: Look, the hot gossip on my fan site  is that Dastardly's collecting the three shells of Seabiscuit...
 * Dynomutt: It's skulls of Cerberus, Brian. We went over this!
 * Dee Dee: He has one skull. Our mission is to make sure he doesn't get the other two.
 * Shaggy: What
 * Dee Dee: No idea.
 * Taffy: Not a clue.
 * Dick Dastardly: Hold tight.
 * Pandora: Oh, boy.
 * Dee Dee: I can't shake him.
 * Blue Falcon: Try the shake button.
 * Shaggy: Ooh, I'll take a chocolate shake.
 * Scooby: Vanilla, please.  -
 * Dee Dee: There is no shake button. -
 * Blue Falcon/Scooby/Shaggy: Well, there should be.
 * Dick Dastardly: Alright, Rottens. Launch the harpoons.
 * Taffy: Incoming harpoons!
 * Shaggy: What is going on?
 * Dick Dastardly: Well done. Reel them in.
 * Scooby: What do we do?!
 * Brenda: Dee Dee. The tractor beam!
 * Dee Dee: That's it. Dynomutt, can you reverse the polarity of the tractor beam?
 * Dynomutt: Of course, but that would make...
 * Dee Dee: Reverse on my mark.
 * Dynomutt, On it.  Dick Dastardly: Why have we stopped pulling in that ship?
 * Pandora: they're reverse their tractor beam on us!
 * Now! Dick Dastardly: Oh, no, no, no. No, no. No!  Argh! Drat!
 * Dee Dee: Whew. Are you guys okay?
 * Taffy: Woohoo! That was wild! Let's do again next time we're being hauled, right guys? Guys?
 * Shaggy: Yeah, but, like, if you want, you can pull over and drop us off here
 * Scooby: We'll walk home.
 * Dastardly could have finished us if he wanted to. I think he wants you guys alive.
 * I knew you two were important.  It would be safer for you if you joined us on our mission.
 * It would?
 * Ring, ring! Ring, ring! Ring, ring! Ring, ring! Boop! Hello? Oh!  Uh-huh. Uh-huh.  Well, of course. Uh, guys, adventure's calling, and it's for you.
 * Shaggy: Hello, adventure. Yes, will you take my name and number off your list?
 * Scooby: But, Raggy, this is our chance.
 * Shaggy: Yeah, maybe you're right. We can show everyone and Simon Cowell we're not the weak link. Uh, Mr. Adventure, sir, it's me again.  Uh, my partner is intrigued by your offer, but I'm still on the fence. We're gonna have to call you back. Bye-bye.
 * Blue Falcon: Click.
 * Shaggy: You really wanna do this?
 * Scooby: Uh-huh.
 * Shaggy: Well, I'm not gonna let you do it without me.  After all, there is no "I" in Scooby and Shaggy.  Wait, is there? No, all good. We're in.
 * Blue Falcon That's what I'm talking about! Now, I've got a few waivers for you guys to sign.
 * [Balloons]
 * Oh, great. Great timing, Keith.
 * Keith: [voice] Thank you!

Scene 11

 * Judy Takamoto: Well, uh, the robots attacked  this talking dog and a gangly dude that had this habit of using the word "like" at the start of every sentence.  [Daphne gasps] Almost as if he was some middle-aged man's idea of how a teenage hippie talks.
 * Daphne: Oh, that's Scoob and Shaggy alright
 * Fred: So, what happened?
 * Judy Takamoto: I don't know. They seemed pretty bummed out. I guess their friends dumped them  in a cold-hearted way or something. And then this blue light came down from the sky and beamed them up.
 * Fred: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Shaggy and Scooby were taken?
 * Judy:Takamoto: Yeah
 * Daphne
 * Judy Takamoto
 * Velma: Skip the emotional punishment.
 * Judy Takamoto

Scene 12

 * Velma

Scene 13

 * Dee Dee

Scene 14

 * Dick Dastardly:

Scene 16

 * Fred.: Velma, what do ya got?
 * Velma: I built a sequencing program to cross-match the biographical data that Dastardly stole from the canine registry  against Scooby-Doo.
 * Fred: Good thing I'm the tank.
 * Daphne: Any lead?
 * Velma: All the dogs, and Scooby, seem to be related
 * Daphne: Jeepers
 * Velma: If I take Dastardly's work and follow the trail...  Whoa! Scooby-Doo is the last descendant of Peritas?.
 * Daphne: Who's Peritas?
 * Velma: He was Alexander the Great's dog.
 * Daphne: Okay, so Scooby is related to some ancient.
 * Fred: So, what does that mean?
 * Velma: I have no idea.
 * Daphne: Guys, this is are most important mystery ever!
 * Fred: Yeah. This isn't about some guy in a rubber mask.
 * Daphne: It's about one of us.
 * Velma: Fred, how much longer to Dastardly Demolition?
 * Fred: I know a short cut. Hold the phone?
 * Daphne: What's wrong
 * Fred: We're almost out of gas

Scene 17

 * Fred: After some refueling the Mystery Machine, we're back on the road.
 * Velma Okay, but we after to hurry if we're going to help Scoob and Shaggy.
 * Fred: [humming] Hm? Whoa, nice Dune Buggy. The tires are in perfect shape.
 * Speed Buggy: [sputters] Thanks.
 * Fred: What the... Hello? Who said that?
 * Velma: Fred, what's going on?
 * Fred: I heard a voice out here
 * Velma: Fred, there nobody out here but us. So hurry up with the the feul
 * Fred: Velma, I'm telling ya, I heard the voice behind me where the dune buggy...
 * Speed Buggy: [psst] Down here. Thanks for the compliment.
 * Fred: [cries out in]
 * Mark: Hey what's all the commotion?
 * Debbie: Speed Buggy are you alright
 * Tinker: Guys? What's up
 * Velma: Fred, Fred! Calm down. It's a dune buggy.
 * Daphne: Yeah, it's just dune buggy
 * Fred: A talking Dune buggy!
 * Tinker: Of course he can talk. He's our friend.
 * Velma: My apologies. Fred can bit of a baby
 * Mark: No worries. He's not the only who freaks out after meeting Speed Buggy. And by the way, I'm Mark.
 * Debbie: Name's Debbie.
 * Tinker: And I'm Tinker and you've already met our mascot and my beast friend Speed Buggy
 * Speed Buggy: [sputters] I didn't mean to scare you.
 * Daphne: It's alight, you're not so bad
 * Mark: We're traveling racing Team that like to enter and compete in race around the world.
 * Tinker: I drive in Speed Buggy while Mark and Debbie are the pit crew.
 * Debbie: Hey, you're Mystery Incorporated, aren't yeah?
 * Daphne: You heard about?
 * Debbie: Yeah from the papers. But... aren't there usual five of you? Where's Shaggy and Scooby-Doo?
 * Velma: It's a long story which is why we're on our to Dastardly Demolitions.
 * Speed Buggy:[sputters] Dastardly?
 * Debbie: You not referring to the wanted supervillain Dick Dastardly?
 * Daphne: Yes, we've believed he's taken our friends.
 * Fred: And it's our only lead.
 * Mark: Well we've been to D. Demolitions many times for auto parts.
 * Debbie: But exactly does Dastardly want with Scooby and Shaggy?
 * Tinker: Whoa! What's this?!
 * Debbie: What is, Tinker?
 * Velma: Oh, yeah that's one of Dick Dastardly's robots.
 * Mark: This is incredible robotics
 * Velma That's what I thought too.
 * Tinker: Tell you what, how 'bout you fill us in along the way.
 * Fred: "Along the way." Wait, you're coming with us?
 * Tinker: Sure, we want to help you save Shaggy and Scooby.
 * Daphne: You will? it's going to be dangerous.
 * Debbie: It's okay, we've do this all time besides entering races, we'd like to solve mysteries too.
 * Mark: And we've been to Dastardly Demolitions many times. Plus e know a quicker rout to save time.
 * Velma: Alight. Let's go.
 * Tinker: You ready Speed Buggy?
 * Speed Buggy: [sputters] Yes. Let's go save Scooby-doo and Shaggy!

Scene 20

 * Mark: Not too far now. Dastardly Demolition is five more miles away.
 * Velma: Thanks
 * Debbie: I still can't believe that Scooby-Doo is a descendant of the Greek legend Peritas.
 * Tinker: Yeah, but that still doesn't explain this connection to those giant skulls Dastardly's been taking.
 * Velma: Which is exactly why we need to find out.
 * Sped Buggy: Huh?
 * Tinkers: What's up, Speed Buggy?
 * Speed Buggy: I see [sputters] something. up ahead.
 * Fred: It looks like tur bus broken

Scene 21

 * Fred: Well, here we are.
 * Velma: Dastardly Demolitions.
 * Daphne: Alright