Yo Mama Joke Playing Chaos - (The New Tom and Jerry Show Reboot 2020's Episode)

Episode 1A: Yo Mama Joke Playing Chaos is a episode from British flash animated television series The New Tom and Jerry Show.

Transcripts: Act 1
When the school bell rang Tom and Jerry's class were walking into the classroom for their morning R.M.E class. When Tom and Jerry sat down in decks Jerry told Tom a secret.

Jerry whispered the plan in Tom's ear with laughter - Hey how about we can play Yo Mama Jokes to Mrs Smurf ha ha. Ah um I mean't Mrs Smith, maybe she would enjoy those jokes.

Tom whispered in Jerry's ear back - I'm not think is a good idea. We might get ourselves into trouble by the teacher.

Jerry said to Tom quietly happily - Oh uh chill out Tom. It's gonna be Paw-A-Rooney fun instead of learning about Christianity.

Tom said to Jerry quietly with agreement between each other - Okay then let's do it Jerry.

5 minutes after the school bell rang the teacher came into the classroom.

Mrs Smith said to her class happily - Good morning class, yesterday 3 naughty little kittens in another class got send home by played Yo Mama jokes in class and it was very naughty. I hope none of Yo Mama joking crack happen to you. Anyway in today's R.M.E lesson we'll...

Then Jerry played his first Yo Mama to Mrs Smith with laughter - Yo Mama's so short she does back-flips under the bed.

(Audience laughed)

Mrs Smith said to Jerry with anger - Jerry Mouse what do you say to me ? Do you pulled out a Yo Mama joke at me ?

Jerry replied with a nervous smile - Yes Mrs Smurf, I'm sorry.

Mrs Smith said Jerry - I sure you're, now I have to gave you 4 strikes you naughty mouse. Don't address me like that

Then Mrs Smith took a drink of her cup of coffee after dealing with naughty Jerry's behaviour and she continued her R.M.E class.

Mrs Smith said to her class happily - What I was going to say before I was rudely interrupted by Jerry is in today's R.M.E class we will be looking at Christianity. I'll asked you questions about the religion and you have to answer the question, don't worry you get the question wrong you can have a crack of it another time.

Next minute later Tom played his first Yo Mama to Mrs Smith with laughter - Yo Mama's so fat and she eat too many pork pies.

Jerry played his second Yo Mama to Mrs Smith - Yo Mama's so ugly when Darth Vader looked at her birth certificate he said "no, I'm not your father"

(Audience laughed)

Mrs Smith said to Tom and Jerry with anger - Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse how dare you naughty boys crack Yo Mama Jokes at me. Both of you are going to have one strike took off of you right now, cut it out please.

Tom and Jerry continued laughing quietly and they gave each other a high five.

Mrs Smith said Stardust Dog happily - Anyway the first question is you Stardust. What Country do Christianity come from ?

Stardust replied to Mrs Smith - Is it Egypt ?

Then Tom started up the jokes again to Mrs Smith with laughter - Yo Mama's so hairy when she played Nintendogs that the puppies thought she is already their mom.

(Audience laughed)

Mrs Smith said to Tom with anger - Tom Cat how dare crack a Yo Mama Joke at me again that's was very naughty. That's one strike gone for you Tom you're a naughty cat.

Mrs Smith continued to teach her class - Anyway the next question is for...

But Jerry interrupted the class with his another Yo Mama joke - Yo Mama's so poor she took the job at Domino's Pizza twice !

(Audience laughed)

Mrs Smith said to Jerry felt mega mad - Jerry Mouse I'm sick of your nonsense today that's it you and useless friend Tom one more chance each to behave in my class if one of yous pulled one more Yo Mama joke then yous are out of here.

Mrs Smith finally get to teach her class without interruptions from Tom and Jerry - I never got a chance to finish my sentence when Jerry interrupted me with his pointless jokes. As I was saying Who found Christianity ?

Quacker Duck answered Mrs Smith's question - Is it Paul the Apostle

Mrs Smith said to Quacker Duck happily - Correct.

Next Tom and Jerry putted their paws up to say something.

Mrs Smith saw somebody putted their paw up and said - On the go, Who ?

Tom and Jerry both played another Yo Mama joke to Mrs Smith - Yo Mama's so stupid when she worked at McDonald's she ate 60 chicken nuggets in total that she got fat and she even asked the manager for his autograph on her chicken nugget box.

(Audience laughed)

The Joke was very funny that Tom and Jerry made most of class laugh but Mrs Smith was had it with those troublemakers that Tom and Jerry blew it.

Mrs Smith shouted to Tom and Jerry felt mega mad that them stopped laughing - That's Enough Tom and Jerry.

Mrs Smith hurt Tom and Jerry's paws with her judge hammer that them screamed at loud

Mrs Smith shouted to Tom and Jerry - That's it that was the last straw for yous naughty boys me and my class had enough with your behaviour this morning. Let me tell yous something else, yous are suspended for 3 days. Leave my class now.

Transcripts: Act 2
When Tom and Jerry left the class with laughter Mrs Smith drink the rest of her coffee to calm her down while most of the class were still laughing about Tom and Jerry's Yo Mama Jokes.

Stardust Dog said to the classmates who were laughing - What's yous find so funny ?

Butch said to Stardust Dog laughing at the same time - Ha ha ha ha Tom and Jerry's jokes were so hilarious especially the last joke there.

Stardust Dog said to Butch felt annoyed - Seriously Butch do yous think Tom and Jerry's jokes were funny, yous are pure nutcases.

Mrs Smith had finally get to finish her class happily - I'm sorry for that class, Tom and Jerry were spoiled Cat and Mouse duo that they think it's okay to put on a comedy show in my class. Well at least them two are gone now. Anyway as I was saying Who is God the son's name ?

Toodles Cat played her Yo Mama Joke to Mrs Smith - Yo Mama's so gloss that she eats out of date pasta.

(Audience laughed)

Mrs Smith said Toodles felt annoyed - Toodles Cat how dare you played a Yo Mama Joke in front of me during school hours. That's it 4 strikes left until you'll be kicked out.

Mrs Smith said to class once again - I mean't to say is Who is God the son's name ?

Toots Mouse played her Yo Mama Joke in front of Mrs Smith - Yo Mama's so stupid she tried to wake up her sleeping tablets.

(Audience laughed)

Mrs Smith said Toots felt annoyed - Toots Mouse how dare you think is appropriate to play a Yo Mama Joke in front of me. You deserved 1 strike, now cut it out right now.

Mrs Smith tried teach her class but the class wasn't listening to her that everyone except from Stardust, Fifi, Tyke and Quacker wanted to do the same thing as Tom and Jerry did.

Butch played his Yo Mama Joke in front of Mrs Smith - Yo Mama's so damb she tried to take Droopy Dog for a walk.

Droopy said to Butch with anger - Hey you Butch, do not say that again or else I'll take you for a walk next time you say that.

(Audience laughed)

Tuffy Mouse played his Yo Mama Joke in front of Mrs Smith - Yo Mama's so old that she sat beside to Moses in 3rd grade.

(Audience laughed)

Topsy Cat played his Yo Mama Joke in front of Mrs Smith - Yo Mama's so short she crawls under the cat flat.

Lightning Cat played his Yo Mama Joke in front of Mrs Smith - Yo Mama's so weak she thought that we all have less calories.

Meathead Cat played his Yo Mama Joke in front of Mrs Smith - Yo Mama's so ugly she made the jokers stopped laughing.

(Audience laughed)

Mrs Smith shouted to the class feeling mega mad that the class stopped laughing - Enough It's Enough Class Is Cancelled I had enough with this class. Toodles Cat, Toots Cat, Butch Cat, Tuffy Mouse, Topsy Cat, Lightning Cat and Meathead Cat how dare you seven pick up those jokes from Tom and Jerry and played them in school that's very naughty. That's it all seven of yous are joining with your two friends Tom and Jerry in suspension of 3 days. Leave this school right now.

When Toodles Cat, Toots Cat, Butch Cat, Tuffy Mouse, Topsy Cat, Lightning Cat and Meathead Cat left the classroom Mrs Smith said to the rest of class happily - Alright yous good ones can go home now and you'll have 3 days off for your good behaviour today, bye for now.

Then Droopy, Tyke, Fifi, Stardust and Quacker walked out their classroom wondering where do Tom and Jerry got the Yo Mama jokes from.

Stardust Dog said to gang as them were walking through the hallway towards the front door - Man, we never knew that Tom and Jerry cause a huge interruptions by their Yo Mama Jokes.

Fifi Duck said - I not seen to understand why the another classmates thought that it's okay to do so and as a result our class was cancelled.

Until Stardust Dog found out who played the Yo Mama Jokes yesterday that Mrs Smith told them this morning before class began.

Stardust Dog told the gang - Hold on right this minute I know who played the jokes yesterday in another class, it was those three naughty kittens, Fluff, Muff and Puff of course. Well after all we have nothing to do with it anyway.

Droopy said to the gang - Well maybe Tom and Jerry must of picked up those jokes from them and today Tom and Jerry decided is play they in front of Mrs Smith in class and then everyone else joined in, ridiculous.

Stardust Dog said to the gang - I got you points there, let's go to the park for while that we can have some fun. Our class was cancelled thanks to those pair, Tom and Jerry's ridiculous jokes.

Droopy said to gang as he was going a different direction toward his home - Well I better get home because I need go to the supermarket to get some food. bye guys.

Stardust, Fifi, Tyke and Quacker said to Droopy waving happily - Bye Droopy, enjoy your 3 days off school.

While on the other paw to this episode Tom and Jerry were walking around Downieville killing them laughing about the Yo Mama Jokes they played.

Jerry laughed happily - Ha ha ha ha Oh Tom what was fun even Butch and others were laughed at our jokes in this morning.

Tom said to Jerry happily lifting the mouse up to his shoulder - I know Jerry maybe some day we'll put on our own stand up comedy show and then we'll be rich like gold.

Jerry said to Tom - Let's go home now shall we.

Tom said to Jerry happily - Okay Jerry let's go home now

Then Tom and Jerry walked their way home with all of the giggles and smiles....

(END OF EPISODE 1A)

Episode Background Music:

 * Willy Nilly - performance by Cyril Watters
 * Willy Nilly - performance by Cyril Watters

Characters/ Voice Cast

 * Alex Pitcher as Tom Cat
 * David Johnstone as Jerry Mouse


 * Cromerty York as Tuffy Mouse
 * Alexander Perkins as Butch Cat
 * Mary Jane Wells as Meathead Cat


 * Alexa Brown as Toots Mouse
 * Jennie Franks as Toodles Cat
 * No Voice Actor as Tyke Bulldog


 * Bryan Kopta as Lighting Cat
 * Kiran Patil/ Alexander Perkins as Topsy Cat
 * Richard Mann as Droopy Dog


 * Cromerty York as Stardust Dog
 * Liz Newbery as Quacker Duck
 * Cromerty York as Fifi Duck
 * Alexa Brown as Mrs Smith - (Teacher)