Agents of W.A.D.E./First Day

This is the first issue of Agents of W.A.D.E.

Transcript
The issue starts at the bus stop in a Queens suburb as MJ is almost missing the bus to Midtown High. She rushes into the bus and quickly jumps in it. She sighs as she sits next to Kitty and Cassie. Flashback starts with both Sinthea and Felicia bullying her. She throws a football at her as it hits her. It then cuts to her locker as Sinthea places a rat on it. She leaves laughing as MJ then comes and opens it. She ends up screaming. Sinthea then sneaks behind her and throws her into the locker and closes it as flashback ends. Suddenly, a trapdoor comes out of the bus and the three girls fall on it. They land at a rather strange room. He turns the chair to them while petting a cat. They nod. She reveals archive footing of them over the screen. He shows Mary Jane next to Peter as Spider-Man upside down. The other two look at it. She takes his mask off. She kisses him as the other two are shocked. They do so. They glare at her. He shows a photo of Crossbones in the screen. Cassie almost freaks out. MJ hugs her. She stops worrying about it. Kitty and Cassie cheer as MJ crosses her arms. He presses a button on his desk as a bunch of gadgets appear. She sticks her tongue out to Kitty and Cassie. They do as they are surprised. She presses another button as weapons come out from the walls. They choose their weapons and smile. She presses a button as they enter a tube and then are sent into a jet as they're now wearing catsuits. They do. At the Hydra HQ, Crossbones is preparing to get ready for a massacre. He gets a message from Sinthea and reads it. He grabs a gun and leaves. At Manhattan, the Spies stopped for a quick snack at [Starbucks, McDonald's, Burger King or Dunkin'].
 * MJ: No!
 * MJ: (panting) Whew! Just in time.
 * Kitty: There you are, girl. What happened?
 * MJ: Almost missed the bus. This whole week was a disaster! A huge one! And it ain't Friday yet.
 * Felicia: Little Brain Watson, catch!
 * MJ: Ow!
 * MJ: (panicked) A rat came into my locker!
 * Cassie: Dang...
 * Kitty: Geez, why always you?
 * Cassie: Ain't that obvious? Even if she's pretty, she's also a bookworm, also known as a nerd. And nerds are hated.
 * MJ: I qualify myself more as a cross between a nerd and a geek. But that explains why I am usually bullied.
 * Kitty: Can't argue with that. So, what do we have today?
 * Cassie: For lunch?
 * Kitty: Yeah.
 * Cassie: I think it was spaghetti and meatballs.
 * Kitty: Oh, yummy! I love spaghetti and meatballs.
 * MJ: So do I.
 * Cassie: I guess.
 * MJ: (scared) What the heck is going on?
 * Kitty: No clue!
 * Cassie: I wonder where this is going to stop...
 * MJ: What is this place?
 * Wade: (VO) The Afterlife.
 * Kitty: Wait, are we dead? That means you're God?
 * Wade: (VO) Kidding!
 * MJ: That mask of yours... are you Spider-Man?
 * Wade: (laughs) I wish... but it's just me, Deadpool.
 * Kitty: Hey, I know you! Wolverine told me you were a lousy Canadian!
 * Wade: Wolverine, eh? Look who's talking! He's Canadian as well! Pretty lousy too. The only thing he likes more than fighting is a can of beer, some Canadian bacon and hockey on TV. Does that sound like a good mentor?
 * Cassie: (laughs) Burnt! Oooh!
 * Kitty: Aw crud!
 * MJ: Hold on, let me see if i got it. You're a vigilante, right?
 * Wade: Technically. Like how Nickelback is technically a band.
 * Cassie: Or like how Seth Rogen is technically an actor?
 * Wade: I guess. But anyway, let me explain the reason you're here.
 * Kitty: Finally. Is this a timeshare presentation?
 * Wade: No... Lemme explain. You guys know spies?
 * MJ: So? Is there any reason to ask about it?
 * Wade: I run a spy group. And you girls fit all of the criteria...
 * Cassie: How so?
 * MJ: I honestly forgot that I was on the cheerleading team.
 * Wade: And you still make a fuss over your nerd status? Look at you, you're cute, nice and kind and kinda athletic too. Also...
 * MJ: True.
 * Peter: (archive footage) Wow, I can't believe this. You sure you want to go on with this?
 * MJ: (archive footage, giggles) Face it, tiger, you've just hit the jackpot.
 * Peter: (archive footage) Wait, you know my true identity?
 * MJ: (archive footage) That voice and physique of yours don't fool me, Peter.
 * Kitty: Lucky.
 * Cassie: Yeah!
 * Wade: Ahem! Focus?!
 * Wade: Good. We have a major problem going on. Heard of Hydra?
 * Kitty: A bit of.
 * Cassie: (jokingly) Hail Hydra.
 * Cassie: Kidding!
 * Wade: Better be. Speaking of it, my girlfriend Vanessa got some shocking information about it.
 * Kitty: Wait, you went back to her? I thought you were happy being with Death.
 * Wade: I'm not immortal, you dingus. And I would rather love someone who could die around the same time as I do.
 * MJ: Aww, that's so heartwarming...
 * Cassie: Agreed.
 * Wade: Focus, please?
 * MJ: Fine.
 * Wade: This is Brock Rumlow aka Crossbones, one of Hydra's most formidable henchmen. He is a skilled assassin who can easily take down any kind of menace he finds out. Are you up for this challenge?
 * Kitty: How dangerous is this?
 * Wade: Kinda dangerous.
 * MJ: Easy there, Cassie... It's all good now. Trust me.
 * Cassie: I'm good now. Luckily.
 * Wade: But no worries, two of you got powers and I will supply gadgets too.
 * MJ: (grumbles) It sucks being me.
 * Wade: That's why I'm supplying gadgets.
 * Wade: From all of you, Ms. Watson will need a larger arsenal, given the fact she has no powers.
 * Kitty: Not cool!
 * Cassie: Yeah!
 * MJ: Shut up! I deserve some spotlight as well! Get it?
 * Kitty and Cassie: ...
 * Wade: Girls, calm down and focus. There's plenty for all of you. Take a look.
 * Kitty: Wow... So... we get stuff too?
 * Vanessa: (coming) Well, duh! Want to see?
 * Cassie: Double wow!
 * MJ, Kitty and Cassie: We're ready!
 * Wade: Good!
 * Cassie: Cool! Look at us! We look sexy!
 * MJ: I agree!
 * Kitty: Let's drive this baby!
 * Crossbones: (reading) Crossbones, you know what to do, right? (not reading) Definitely.