The F**cking Suicide Squad/Fourteen Misfits Sitting In A Cell

Transcript
(DC Logo shows and It begins in Belle Reve as Noah Cutler aka Calculator is writing to himself

Noah: Dear Journal. Hello. first time in prison. Well....what was my crime. Well I'm not very sure because with a name like Calculator you think your a math superhero. But the downside is. I'm not that kind of calculator. You see. My mind is more intelligent than others. using my suit. i can predict any action that occurs. Well unless the one your fighting is dressed in all black and a blue bird on the front of his chest. After I was captured i was brought in a cell and here i am. If my past is reading this journal. Beware yourself buddy. don't fuck up the way i did.

(finishes writing as suddenly his cell opens, revealing Rick Flag and Amanda Waller.)

Noah: Welp., guess this here's the end of me. even if i just got into prison.

Rick: Congrats, welcome to Task Force X.

Noah: Task Force X?!

Amanda: Never heard of it?

Rick: Most people nickname it, the Suicide Squad.

Noah: Suicide Squad?! What do you just enter a ring with random people and they have to shoot themselves for fun?! And the victor has to commit suicide to?!

Amanda: You want to get out of prison right?

Noah: Duh.

Amanda: If you join Task Force X, if you succeed in the mission, you will get reduced sentences. But there is a high risk of death.

Noah: Hmm...reduced sentences but high risk of getting my face blown or rot in this cell until i get released...hmmm how long is my sentence?!

Amanda: Five decades. But I can make it far longer. Do we have a deal?

Noah: Deal.

Rick: Right this way rookie.

(Noah gets up and starts following Rick and Amanda as they stop by the cell of Rose Canton aka Thorn as she is currently in her Rose personality crying)

Rick: Stay back Cuttler. She's dangerous.

Noah: She doesn't look dangerous.

Rick: She suffers from multiple personalities.

Noah: Maybe i can try and talk to her.

Rick: Heh. Good luck that there is Rose Forrest AKA Thorn she's a very dangerous woman you don't even wanna mess with. I say don't talk to her.

Noah: But she's crying!

Rick: Fine if you wanna try and talk to her. it's your funeral.

(Rick opens the jail cell and lets Noah in.)

Amanda: Rick are you sure we can d-

(Rick inturupts her)

Rick: Hold on. Hold on. let's see how this plays out.

(Noah walks slowly up to her)

Noah: H..Hi...Are you ok miss?

Rose: Leave me alone. I'm a monster.

Noah: No, you're not.

Rose: I have this personality I can't control. It wants to hurt people.

Noah: Then don't let it hurt people. hey come on. Oprah and her little buddy Will Hunting over there tell us were in a team called The Suicide Squad and letting us meet the other memberss here. So I'll make you a deal. You come with us. And I'll try and help you control your personality.

Rose: uhhh…. (Suddenly her eyes turn green as she becomes the Thorn personality) Do I get to kill?

Noah: What?

Rick: I told you, split personalities.

Noah: Ohh..well you were right. (holds hand out) Easy...Easy Rose was it come on I know your in there,

Thorn: Do I get to kill shitface?

Noah: Ummm sure.

Thorn: Then sure, I'm in.

(she walks with them and sees the other prisoners as the other potential members of the Squad are all having lunch)


 * Thorn: All of these guys look like idiots.

Rick: We’ll let you two take it from here me and Amanda has some work to do

(Rick and Amanda leave as Noah and Thorn sit at the table as Clock King sits next to them)


 * Clock King: You two the last recruits? It is about time you two came.
 * Thorn: Did you just make a clock pun?
 * Clock King: Oh I'm sorry, did that tick you off?