The Loud House: When Louds Collide/Transcript

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Based on a TV Series "The Loud House" by Chris Savno.

THE LOUD HOUSE: WHEN LOUDS COLIDE 

Part 1: A Loud Beginning!
[Lincoln came and greeted to the audience offscreen.] [Then, Lincoln heard a scream coming from Luan's room.] [The scene views Luan and Maggie, Maggie's friends watching a horror movie,) (Then the scene cuts to Lincoln.) (Then. the scene cuts to Maggie listening to Lucy's poems.) (Then, Luan ran downstairs.) (Once Lincoln walked all the way to Ronnie Anne. He saw her with a skateboard.) (Then, once they arrived to Burpin' Burgers.) (They went inside.) (Then, after ten minutes. They finished their food.) (Clyde and Ronnie Anne did the same thing. But suddenly there was a wet floor in front of them.) (They fell over, then the cashier was waiting for them to leave.) (Then, Lynn's team came to Burpin' Burgers after winning a football game.) (Then, they trashed the place. Then one of the teammates got injured to the wall.) (They are leaving the restaurant.) (Then the scene cuts to Lincoln's Room.) (Lincoln slept until Lana wakes him up a few hours later.) (Then. after two hours. Lola came in.)
 * Lincoln: Oh hello there! Is the camera on? Oh it isn't. (Turns it back on) Finally! Hello there! You know me as Lincoln Loud! Who has over ten sisters and over twelve people in this house. This is a very special day! Tomorrow I'm going to sixth grade. And it's going to be awesome! And also, after school. I'll be hanging out with Clyde and Ronnie Anne. (yawns) Sorry about yawning. I've been awake since 6:00PM. And let me check the clock. [checks his clock and it's 8:00AM.] Holy moly! (Runs)
 * Lincoln: (panics) What's going on? (Looks at the hole to the doorknob.) Let's see what's happening in there.
 * Luan: (screams) Ah! This movie is way worse then my pranks! Please turn it off! (cries)
 * Maggie: (chuckles) Sorry. But you just signed our contract to see it.
 * Luan: Wait? So that wasn't a thirty day trial for Free Pranks? And for Edge Topic?
 * Maggie: You should've seen the back. [Turns the contract to the back.] (Points on it.) See.
 * Luan: Really?! (sighs)
 * Girl On TV: I'm being eaten by a werewolf! (screams)
 * Lincoln: Geez. I'm glad that I am not involved with that. But wait why is Luan hanging out with Maggie? I'm gonna tell her. (Walks away to his room) Right after they're finished with the movie.
 * Maggie: So, I heard that you're a person that could predict everyone's future right?
 * Lucy: Yeah. That's my second hobby, now do you want me to predict your future or not?
 * Maggie: Sure. I could give it a try.
 * Luan: Wait! Hey! Lucy! Me and Maggie were finishing the movie! (pulls Maggie.) Come on..
 * Lucy: (hums) You're getting a BFF who has a different trait from you.
 * Lisa: According to that BFF. It's definitely Lu- (gets her mouth shut by Lilly.)
 * Lincoln: (gets a message from Ronnie Anne.) Well then. It's time for Operation: Hangout with Clyde and Ronnie Anne at Burpin' Burgers and also finding a shorter name for this. Into action!
 * Lincoln: Woah! How did you manage to travel from Los Cangrades. Sorry if I didn't pronounce that right. Anyways, How?!
 * Ronnie: One word, Speed. Anyways come along. I'm about to leave!
 * Lincoln: Alright then! (Hops on. And then Ronnie skated so fast to Burpin' Burgers.) Agh! Too fast! (Pukes on the sidewalk.)
 * Ronnie: You owe me a dollar for puking on the sidewalk.
 * Lincoln: Really?!
 * Clyde: (surprised) Oh. You came in ten seconds. Honestly, I thought you're gonna drive. I-I meant Lori driving you there..
 * Lincoln: (sighs) Let's just go in.
 * Cashier: Welcome back to Burpin' Burgers!
 * Ronnie Anne: Can I order a-
 * Cashier: Before you finish your sentence. I have to give you a warning, don't go to the tables. They're all wet. I highly suggest to do the "To-Go Order."
 * Clyde: Alright then.. Can I order a extremely burping burger please.
 * Lincoln: And I'll take the Burping-Mix Burger and also three sodas.
 * Ronnie: And I'll take the Rad-Burping Burger.
 * Cashier: Alright. Your food will be ready in ten minutes.
 * Ronnie: Finally. I've never ate in here since when I was seven.
 * Clyde: Wow, your parents are really strict about eating burgers.
 * Ronnie: Yummy! The burgers are so tasty.
 * Lincoln: I'm gonna throw my food away. It's been like almost seven in a half minutes finishing that. (Stands up and walked towards to the trash bin.)
 * Lincoln: Woah! [Trips over]
 * Ronnie Anne: (confused) Huh? What's going on? (Trips) Agh!
 * Cashier: (disappointed) Get out! (facepalms) I told you guys that after you purchased the food, go back to your homes.
 * Ronnie Anne:  (disappointed) Yeah! (punches the cashier on the guts)
 * Cashier: Ouch! You're permanently banned!
 * (They got out of the restaurant.)
 * Lincoln: I can't believe that cashier is a jerk!
 * Lynn's Team: (singing) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! We are number one! It's time to go Number 4! Eating burgers and burping em'. Let's go!
 * Cashier: Welcome to Burpin' Burgers! How may i help you on this finest day?
 * Lynn Jr.: Can I have a strawberry milkshake, please? And also, I would love to get every single burgers in here for my team.
 * Cashier: (sighs) The last customers already ordered the last meals. Sorry.
 * Lynn Jr.: Alright teammates! Let's practice in here!
 * Lynn's Team: Yeah!
 * Kayla: Ow! My Leg! (Touches her knee) Owwwww!
 * Cashier: (groans)
 * Lynn Jr.: Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry Kayla.
 * Cashier: That settles it.. This store is closing until by the next five months!
 * Lincoln: I had the worst day ever! I'm gonna sleep until school begins! Ugh! (muffles under the pillow) What is going on?!
 * Lana: Lincoln? Please be awake. (Sniffs) I can't believe that Mom and Dad hasen't been here for four weeks.
 * Lincoln: Oh no... that's terrible. Come here, Lana.. (gets tired) I can't. sorry. You have to deal with it. I don't know their whereabouts since a few weeks ago. But don't worry. We'll eventually find them. (sleeps)
 * Lola: (sniffs) Lincoln... Please help me with my pretty pageant's championship.
 * Lincoln: I can't Lola.
 * Lola: Sorry about interrupting your sleep. I won't do that again. Goodbye Linc. (Closes the door.)

Part 2: Saturday Events!
(Five days later.)

(The scene cuts to Lola and Lana playing their medieval playtime.) (Lana rides with Charles to fight the plushes. Then, Lori & Leni was calling a family meeting.) (Then, they drived to the beach. Then, Lori's phone started to ring.) (The scene cuts to the Louds playing in the beach.)
 * Lola: Now, go fight some wars for me.
 * Lori: Alright everyone, since Mom and Dad has been missing in action. We decided to spend our Saturday. To the beach!
 * Everyone: (cheers)
 * Lisa: I call dibs on the sand castle!
 * Everyone: Dibs!
 * Phone: (ringing)
 * Lori: Hold on a second. Leni, you drive. (Picks up) Hello Bobby!
 * Bobby: What's sup babe, guess what? The bodega was ranked #2 in the selection of "Bestselling Stores"!
 * Lori: (gasps) Really? That's so close to the Mall's spot!
 * Leni: Wait. Are we going to the mall?
 * Lori: No. Anyways I gotta call you back. (Lori's head speaks.) So.. Looks like someone doesn't want to talk with-- (Lori replied with) No i don't. It's just that I'm going to the beach with my family.
 * Lincoln: Do I really have to play sand mummy?
 * Lucy: Yes. Because sand mummies are supposed to be a male. Lana, get ready with your bucket of sand when I'm finished. Got it?