Attack of The 50 Foot Hipster/Transcript

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(The scene cuts to the opening scene. The scene then cut to New York City, where Brendan Andrews, Brittany's cousin, is reading a paper about "The 50 Foot Cheerleaders" event in 2012.) (Flashback to
 * Brendan: Oh god... It says (Reads) "A woman grows into a giantess after a potion disaster at the lab. A catfight at a local football field. Scientist discovered that a local woman had shrunken down into a dwarf." This reminds me of...