WikiViews/Halo

(Begins with Dillon playing Little Big Planet as suddenly a dvd for a halo movie appears)

Dillon: NANI?! A halo movie?!

* Noah teleports.*

Noah: They made a fucking Halo movie!?! Oh, those money-grubbing corporate executive dicks! Wait, who directed this-

* Noah drops the DVD case in shock after looking at Michael Bay's name.*

Dillon: Yep, the devil incarnate himself.

Noah: Do not. Watch. This movie.

Dillon: Let's are the cast. (Reads) Jake Gyllenhaal as Master Cheif

Noah (snickering): Is there a scene where he talks to his men in a bar about capes and lasers and shit?

Dillon: Yeah.

Noah: OH MY GOD, that was just a Mysterio joke. He actually DOES THAT!?!

Dillon: Did I say yeah? I mean no.

Noah: Thank God.

Dillon: Wanna see who is Cortana? (reading) Aubrey Plaza.

Noah: I feel like this movie's cast and crew was done on a random name picker.

Dillon: it likely was. Now we shall start watching it.

Noah I mean, this is a dead-on-arrival kind of movie.