Avengers League Academy/Grand Opening Part One

Grand Opening Part One is the first issue of the comic series Avengers League Academy.

Transcript
A montage of teenage superheroes being defeated, captured, or endangered is shown on a large TV. When it is finished, all the lights turn on, revealing the Avengers League, S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, and a few others were watching. Amanda Waller walks up on to a stage, revealing she was the one playing the footage. They all turn, revealing Ant-Man. Everyone in the room quietly looks at each other and nods. It suddenly cuts mid-sentence, revealing Hank standing outside of the actual Avengers League Academy building. He sighs and then opens the doors. He walks down the hallway, looking around at everything before walking into a room which is full of nine students who all go quiet and look at him when he enters. Amadeus Cho looks around and realizes nobody laughed. Hank reaches for a clipboard. Miles bursts into the room.
 * Waller: And that's not even the worst of it.
 * Captain America: My god, is that really what kids are putting themselves through just to be like us?
 * Green Lantern: I don't get it, what's the difference between them and the Young Titans?
 * Batman: The Young Titans aren't just random teens who threw on a superhero suit.
 * Black Panther: These children do not know what kind of danger they are putting themselves into by donning a costume. We must stop them at all costs. Yes, they will hate us for it but when they are older they will realize it was for their own well being.
 * The Flash: But quite a few of them have powers, you expect them to live without using them?
 * Black Panther: I expect them to wait until their older.
 * The Flash: But they're powerful now. They have the ability to help people, do you just want them to sit by the sidelines while people get hurt?
 * Batman: They should leave it in capable hands.
 * Captain Marvel: And if we're not fast enough? what then?
 * Captain America: Children could get hurt!
 * ???: Hold on everyone!
 * Hank: My name is Hank Pym, I'm a reserve member of the Avengers League.
 * The Flash: Hi Hank.
 * Hank: Yes, hello. Now, as Batman pointed out, none of these teen heroes are trained. But what if they were?
 * Batman: Explain.
 * Hank: I propose we open an academy for these youngsters, one that will teach them how to be the heroes they want to be and will also teach them the basic things a school has to. I know that some people here aren't the biggest fans of each other, but I think that if all of us chip in and work together we can make Avengers League Academy real.
 * Waller: That can work.
 * Black Panther: And who do you propose heads this "Avengers League Academy?"
 * Hank: My idea is that I would be the head of the project that way if anything goes wrong I will take the blame for it and none of your reputations will be harmed.
 * Waller: I can't help but feel this is more S.H.I.E.L.D. territory.
 * Captain Marvel: And let you brainwash a generation of heroes into your beliefs? nobody here trusts you, Waller. Get used to it.
 * Waller: Fine.
 * Captain America: So how exactly do we build a whole academy on such short notice?
 * Hank: We have some of the fastest men on planet earth sitting here today. If we all cooperate we could get it done in under a day.
 * Batman: And how do we get students?
 * Hank: I doubt any of these children would say no to an offer like this, Batman.
 * Hank: Then it's settled. Avengers League Academy...
 * Hank: Is open!
 * Hank: Cat got your tongue?
 * Amadeus: More like ant got our tongues! ha!
 * Amadeus: I would take a pity laugh. Anyone?
 * Sam: Uh... ha...
 * Amadeus: Thank you. Thank you very much.
 * Hank: ...Well, that was weird, but I'm very happy to see you all already know who I am. Saves me the awkward introduction.
 * Sam: Ha!
 * Amadeus: Oh come on, he gets an honest laugh?
 * Sam: You aren't funny.
 * Hank: Okay, let's not start an argument.
 * Hank: Okay, on this list are your real names and your hero names. I'll list them off and you say "here" if you're... well, here. Amadeus Cho.
 * Amadeus: Here!
 * Hank: Samuel Alexander, Nova.
 * Sam: Here!
 * Hank: Raven.
 * Raven: Hm.
 * Hank: Duke Thomas, The Signal.
 * Duke: What's up?
 * Hank: Bart Allen, Impulse.
 * Bart: Yo!
 * Hank: Kevin Plunder, Ka-Zar.
 * Ka-Zar: I am here!
 * Hank: Quentin Quire, Kid Omega.
 * Quentin: Does that other guy have a saber tooth tiger?
 * Hank: Conner Kent, Superboy.
 * Conner: Here.
 * Hank: And Miles Morales, Spider-Man.
 * Quentin: Spider-Man's here? sweet! where is he?
 * Miles: I'm here! I'm here! don't mark me as late!
 * Quentin: Wait, that’s not Spider-Man.
 * Miles: No, but I'm close.
 * Hank: Miles here has similar powers to Spider-Man plus a few extra.
 * Miles: I'm also pretty smart and... shy and... everyone is staring at me... hi...
 * Bart: Aw, he's adorable!
 * Raven: Whatever.
 * Miles: Oh no, I've been here for five seconds and someone already hates me, dad was right, I shouldn't have transferred out of my old school!
 * Duke: Dude, calm down, she's an edgy goth chick, it's what she does.
 * Quentin: Yeah man, don't freak out, be like me! an Omega-Level Mutant! which I am!
 * Sam: Gee, I'm so confused, are you an Omega-Level Mutant?