Save The Lady with an Ermine transcript

Prologue: The opening intro: The crook's introduction and profile
Chief: (off screen) "All these people want to know: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"

Sean, Barry and Scott: Where in the World is

Elliot: Carmen Sandiego?

Chief: "And 1 of these people can find her."

Announcer: "(Gumshoe's Name), from Dayton Ohio."

[Audience Members Cheering Wildly]

Announcer: "(Gumshoe's Name), from La Jolla, California."

[More Wild Cheering And Applauding]

Announcer: "And (Gumshoe's Name), from Providence, Rhode Island."

Chief: (off screen) "And this young man is Acme's senior agent in charge of training new recruits: (Host's Name)."

Host: "Thanks for being here today, everybody, it's been such an honor being here to solve mysteries with you guys, Chief, what's the news?"

Chief: "Gumshoes, Carmen Sandiego and her crazy gang of villains have struck again, this time in Poland, best known for a famous painting called the Lady with an Ermine, which was done by none other than Leonardo Da Vinci from around 1489-1490, it's been displayed at Wawel Royal Castle 'til today."

Sean, Barry, Scott and Elliot: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

Chief: [Voice-Over] "When Vic the Slick, that sneaky con artist burglar, snuck into the castle, grabbed the painting and walked right off with it."

Chief: [Voice Over] "Today's mystery: Save the Lady with an Ermine."

Chief: "Your mission, Gumshoes is to catch Vic the Slick, return the Lady with an Ermine to Poland and put an end to Carmen Sandiego's crazy schemes."

Back to the Host and the Gumshoes
Host: "Thanks a bunch, Chief, alright, you guys heard about the case, and we're gonna begin with 50 ACME crime bucks [Dinging Sounds] any single time you answer the questions correctly, we can give you 10 more crime bucks, and the 2 of you with the highest score, will be prepared for the next round, alright? so, Chief, what just happened?"

Chief: "(Host's 1st name), Vic the Slick has stolen the Lady with an Ermine and there's no time to lose, here's the profile on Vic."

Sean, Barry and Scott: Do ba de a do ba do ba Vic the Slick

Chief: [Voice-Over] "He was a used car salesman than a lounge singer, and right now, he's Carmen's criminal swinger."

Chief: "Back to you, (Host's 1st name)

Back to the host and the Gumshoes.......

Host: (speaking to the Chief) "Alright, now you told us, Chief."

Host: "Alright, you guys, name the South American Nation, is it Peru? Brazil? or Argentina? now, (Gumshoe's 1st Name), what do you say?"

Gumshoe # 1: "I pick Brazil."

Host: "That's good, what do you think, (Gumshoe's 1st name)?"

Gumshoe # 2: "I choose Brazil."

Host: "Very good, (Gumshoe's 1st Name)?"

Gumshoe # 3: "I pick Brazil."

Host: "Oh yeah, Brazil, the answer we're looking for is Brazil, nice job you guys."

[Audience Members Cheering Wildly]

Host: "Oh yeah, nice job, you guys, that's where they begin this thing off, we're gonna take a little bit of time here to think about the questions and answers."

Host: "(Gumshoe's 1st name), you have such a wonderful collection, tell all of us about it."

Gumshoe # 1: "I like to collect pet rocks."

Host: "Good, very good, now how 'bout you, (Gumshoe's 1st name)?"

Gumshoe # 2: "I collet postage stamps."

Host: "Nice, very nice, next clue, we turn over to talking green duck."

Cartoon Animated Clip: A talking green duck
Talking Green Duck: "I'm a green mallard duck, and you know what I hate? some other people that drive me bonkers, and that Vic the Slick really disturbs me as well too, he's here in Argentina, and in fact, he's at the exact same spot where a plane load of humans 1st landed in 1898, right across the waterfall, they were looking for river otters, so get down there and catch Vic, alright?"

Back to the Host
Host: "Alright, thanks, man, good point."

Host: "Okay, you guys, name the regions of Argentina: Mesopotamia? Cuyo? Pampas? or Patagonia? the 1st round that everybody got went very well, (Gumshoe's 1st name), what do you think?"

Gumshoe # 1: "Patagonia."

Host: "(Gumshoe's 1st name)?"

Gumshoe # 2: "I chose Patagonia."

Host: "(Gumshoe's 1st name)?"

Gumshoe # 3: "Patagonia."

Host: "And so everybody chose Patagonia, you guys were right all along, nice job, you guys."

[Victory Sound Alarm Going Off]

Host: "Oh yeah, you all knew those things, so, (Gumshoe's 1st name), you went right up to 79, so did (Gumshoe's 1st name) and so did (Gumshoe's 1st name), nice job, you guys did-"

[Knock On Door]

Host: "Uh, yeah, just 1 minute."

The host opens the door and the delivery man enters.

Delivery Man: "Here's your delivery."

Host: Oh, yes, that's right, could you please set it down right about here?"

The delivery man sets the vase right down at its usual spot.

Host: "Perfect, thanks a bunch."

Host: "Okay, Gumshoes, name the country, if you would please, is it Ecuador? Venezuela? or Colombia?"

Host: "Alright, (Gumshoe's 1st name) is ready, so is (Gumshoe's 1st name) and so is (Gumshoe's 1st name), (Gumshoe's 1st name), we'll begin with you, what do you say?"

Gumshoe # 1: "I pick Colombia?"

Host: "Colombia, now, (Gumshoe's 1st name)."

Gumshoe # 2: "I choose Venezuela."

Host: "Venezuela, now, (Gumshoe's 1st name)."

Gumshoe # 3: "I pick Ecuador."

Host: "Ecuador, the answer we're looking for is Ecuador, nice job."

[Audience Members Cheering Wildly]

[Sounds Of Thunder And Lightning]

Host: "That sound means it's time for the Lightning Round, which means all of these questions had to do with Vic's most recent known whereabouts in Ecuador, every single 1 is worth 9 crime bucks, alright here we go: In a very big country, there's a world's famous Argentine beef, horses, wine and tango."

[Buzzer Sounds]

Host: "Yes, (Gumshoe's 1st name)?"

Gumshoe # 1: "Argentina."

Host: "Argentina is correct, now on to question # 2: In 1492, he sailed the ocean blue, and he discovered America."

[More Buzzer Sounds]

Host: "Yes, (Gumshoe's 1st name)?"

Gumshoe # 2: "Christopher Columbus."

Host: "Christopher Columbus is correct, nice job, now on to question # 3: In Philadelphia, there's a real tasty treat made there, cheeseburgers? macaroni and cheese? or Philly cheese steak subs?"

[Buzzer Sounds]

Host: "Yes, (Gumshoe's 1st name)?"

Gumshoe # 3: "Philly cheese steak subs."

Host: "Philly cheese steak subs is right, nice job, alright,