L.A. Or Bust/Trailer transcripts

*The following is a transcript of the trailers for the 2004 film, L.A. Or Bust.

Teaser Trailer
[Shows footage of many road trips]

Announcer: Usually, we take road trips to visit grandma’s house or go to an amusement park.

[Cuts to a black screen]

Announcer: But this road trip is going to change the idea of road trips completely.

[Cuts to Danny’s room]

Danny: We’re going to L.A.!

Danny’s friends: Wait, WHAT?!

[Atomic Dog starts to play]

[Shows Paramount Pictures logo]

[Shows Nickelodeon Movies logo]

[Shows OctoYoshi Studios logo]

Katie: Are you crazy? Do we even have the money for this?

Danny: [holding piggy bank] All the money we need is in this piggy bank! You’re a lifesaver, Mr. Oinkers!

Katie: [facepalms]

Announcer: This Summer, prepare for madness...

[Shows Danny’s car going up a ramp on the back of a truck]

Danny and his friends: [screaming, eyes popping in and out of their faces]

Announcer: Intense action...

[Shows the crew running as an angry mob chases them]

Announcer: Drama...

Greta: You don’t even know where we’re going, do you?

Danny: Considering I’ve never been to Los Angeles before, no, not really.

Announcer: And, laughs.

Leroy: [laughing] I’m sorry, I just- [continues laughing]

Lani: Hyenas these days.

[Show’s the movie’s logo]

Announcer: L.A. Or Bust.

Danny: Let's go! [pushes the wrong pedal and accidentally backs in to the garage] Oops, wrong pedal. [pushes the right pedal and drives out of the driveway]

Katie: This is going to be one long road trip...

[A white, rectangular highway sign spins and then stops to reveal the film’s release date]

Text: Summer 2004

[The bottom shows the corporate logos and copyright information]

Official Trailer
Danny: My friends, I have a surprise for you...

Lani: Okay, what is it?

Danny: We're going to L.A.!

Danny's friends: Wait, 'WHAT?! '

[Born to Be Wild starts playing]

[Shows Paramount Pictures logo]

[Shows Nickelodeon Movies logo]

[Shows OctoYoshi Studios logo]