Darwin Turner (South Park)

Darwin Turner is a fictional character from South Park.

Biography
Darwin was born in Assumption Parish, Louisiana to Carla (née Murray) and Kenneth Turner. Darwin was the youngest of eight children, his siblings names were Judith, Beatrice, Ronald, Max, Valina, Lucie, and William. As early as four years old, Darwin deduced that Santa Claus does not exist when his preschool brought in a African-American rather scrawny Santa Claus. He also knew that is would be impossible for an allegedly overweight person or anyone for that manner to fit in a narrow chimney, and also said that parents wrap the presents and put it under Santa's name. Darwin was educated at St. Nicholas Elementary School until second grade when his parents no longer wanted to pay for a private school. Darwin's paternal grandfather was Louis Walter Turner, who was the son of Edmond Herman Turner and Pauline Celeste Shields. Louis was born in Louisiana. Edmond was also born in Louisiana while Pauline was born in Mississippi. Darwin's paternal grandmother was Carolyn Louise Cartier, and she was the daughter of Christopher Columbus Cartier and Martha "Mattie" Savage. Carolyn was born in Georgia. Patrick Murray and Maria Donegan, Darwin's maternal grandparents, were born in Philadelphia to Irish parents from Dublin.

Darwin was an introvert, he had a small group of friends and was generally unpopular, which was fine with him. He also received descent grades, but he was always afraid of his father's reaction to his grades because a "C" was a "F" in his eyes. He played the violin and participated in the visual arts programs. He earned his diploma from the high school and was accepted to Northwestern University. He earned a BS degree in materials science and engineering. He then earned a scholarship to the United States Coast Guard Academy. While there, he met a woman named Victoria, with whom he fell in love with. They married some time after graduation.

They had children. Both Darwin and Victoria enlisted in the Air Force. They were part of the Air force for many years, they even rose to master sergeants. They eventually retired once reaching a certain age. Darwin died years later of a heart attack.

Parents

 * Dumas Turner (father)
 * Anne Marie Turner (mother)

Siblings

 * Balduin Santos (older maternal half-brother)
 * Rodrigo Santos (older maternal half-brother)
 * Judith Turner (older sister)
 * Ron Turner (older brother)

Grandparents

 * Louis Walter Turner (paternal grandfather)
 * Carolyn Louise Cartier (paternal grandmother)
 * Patrick Murray (maternal grandfather)
 * Maria Donegan (maternal grandmother)

Spouse

 * Victoria Turner (wife)

Sons

 * Larry Turner
 * Thomas Turner-Tucker

Daughters

 * Amy Turner
 * Alexa Turner

Grandsons

 * Thomas Tucker
 * Skeeter
 * Thomas Turner
 * William Daniels
 * Dylan Turner
 * Oliver Turner

Granddaughters

 * Moira McArthur
 * Carol McCormick
 * Kelly Turner
 * Naomi Turner

Great grandsons

 * Craig Tucker
 * Kevin McCormick
 * Kenny McCormick
 * Asher
 * Arlo
 * Cody
 * Tommy Turner
 * Eddie Turner
 * Billy Turner

Great granddaughters

 * Tricia Tucker
 * Cara
 * Red McArthur
 * Karen McCormick
 * Heidi Turner
 * Sally Turner
 * Lizzy
 * Eleanor
 * Nichole Daniels