Dungeons and Dragons Too/Campaign One, Session One

Transcript
Begins with Stella, Ryan, Daniel, María, Lawrence and Diane sitting at a table.
 * Stella: G'day, everyone watching and welcome to Dungeons and Dragons Too. Basically, I am going to be a dungeon master as everyone else you see besides me will be the players of this long game.
 * Ryan: I thought I'd be the MC, since I'm the man of the house.
 * Stella: I am the master of this game, so it makes sense for me to be the Dungeon Master.
 * Ryan: (impersonating Bill Clinton) But honey, let's remember who was in charge of this country for eight years.
 * Stella: Ha! But seriously though, let's not argue and just get this game on the road.
 * María: Are you doing impressions for this game?
 * Stella: I mean I am a lot of characters, so of course. But to get things on track, should you guys say your characters first or a start out a scene and force you guys one by one to introduce your characters?
 * Ryan: I know. Let's...
 * Stella: It's a question. You say either the first one or the second one.
 * Ryan: You didn't let me finish. The first would be nice.
 * Daniel: I pick the first one too.
 * Ryan: I could describe my character first.
 * Stella: As long it's not an impression. Save that for stand-up.
 * Ryan: My character is a dragonborn rogue. He has green scaly skin and wears a black cloak. Oh and his name is Ymire.
 * Stella: That will be an interesting drawing later on. Anyone want to go next?
 * María: Well, my character is a elf druid.
 * Stella: (teasing) Is she hot?
 * María: You can say that. She wears leaves as clothes and they're amazon-style, so her legs and stomach are showin', haha. I'd like to call her Nyrisa.
 * Stella: Caliente, María. Who's next?
 * Daniel: Me. I'll be a half-orc wizard. Name's Dmitri and he wears shattered up cloth and walks around practically shirtless.
 * Stella: Sounds good. Next?
 * Lawrence: Alright, my character is named Andres, he's a halfling barbarian and he wears a bear-skin cape, heavy armor, and badass stuff that only serves to make him look even more adorable when he's fighting giant monsters.
 * Stella: Great! And with this, only Diane's left. What will be yours, girl?
 * Diane: Mine's a tiefling monk. She uses TBD and she's named Lily.
 * Stella: Like my Lily?
 * Diane: Maybe?