Grizzly and Polar Wars

Grizzly and Polar Wars is the first half of the 1st episode (1st in the season) of A Cat Named Valentino.

Synopsis
Brutus challenges Ice who has the biggest trouser carnivore.

Transcript

 * [The episode begins in the foggy, morning forest. A lubber grasshopper hops on a rock, before an American marten, named Melvin, decided to catch it. He followed the grasshopper to a cave where he, a loggerhead shrike, named Silas, and a grizzly bear, named Brutus, live. Melvin catches the grasshopper, before Silas catches the grasshopper.]
 * Silas: Good hunting, Melvin!
 * [Silas pierces the grasshopper on a thorny branch.]
 * Melvin: So Silas, how can a grizzly bear be the world's biggest land carnivore.
 * Silas: Well, we don't know but, I'll get a scrapbook.
 * Silas: (calling Brutus) Oh, Brutus!
 * [Brutus hear Silas' call when he walks to him and Melvin]
 * Brutus: What do you want, Silas?
 * Silas: I had a scrapbook about the world's biggest land carnivore.
 * Brutus: Ooh! Let me see!
 * [Brutus opens the scrapbook, before he realizes they were just the pictures of polar bears.]
 * Silas: Uh Melvin, the biggest land carnivore is a polar bear.
 * Melvin: Oh yeah, I forgot.
 * Brutus: What?! The biggest land carnivore is a polar bear?!
 * [Brutus rips apart the scrapbook and roared in rage.]
 * Brutus: I'LL SHOW HIM WHO'S THE BIGGEST LAND CARNIVORE!!!
 * [Opening theme]
 * [Meanwhile, in the backyard of the Utonium house, an orange tabby cat, named Valentino, a house mouse, named Matthew, an eastern grey squirrel, named Bullet, a red fox, named Flynn, and a white-tailed buck, named Duke, are playing soccer with Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Robin Synder and Mike Believe. Professor Utonium, along with his wife, Mrs. Utonium (the former Ms. Keane), a yellow tabby cat, named Ginger, and a cottontail rabbit pair, named Mr. and Mrs. Baileys, are watching them.]
 * Valentino: Hey Matthew, catch the ball!
 * [Matthew catches the ball.]
 * Matthew: Got the ball.
 * Blossom: I'll get it!
 * Flynn: No, I'll get it!
 * [Flynn bites the ball and throws it to Bullet.]
 * Bullet: Nice catch, Flynn!
 * [Bullet drops the ball to the ground and Duke kicks the ball and Buttercup misses the ball and it went through the net.]
 * Buttercup: Oh, darn it!
 * Duke: Yes! We won!
 * Ginger: Good game guys!
 * Mr. Bailey: Yeah, and I'll get the throphy!
 * Mrs. Bailey: Don't get the throphy because, you are small.
 * Mr. Bailey: Oh yeah?
 * Robin Synder: Valentino, I can't believe you won again.
 * Valentino: Yes young lady.
 * ???: Hey guys!
 * [Valentino sees a blue jay, named William, an American kestrel, named Kelly and two American crows, named Calvin and Carl, flying through the neighborhood and land in front of Valentino.]
 * Valentino: What's going on,guys?
 * Kelly: You gotta hear this, Brutus is going to show the polar bear who's the biggest land carnivore!
 * Matthew: Brutus, again?
 * William: Yes, and he's is going to challenge him!
 * Calvin: Wow, this reminds me of ravens challenging us, crows.
 * Carl: And they're larger than us.
 * Flynn: Wait, wait, how can a grizzly bear challenge a polar bear? They can't never meet in the wild.
 * Bullet: Yep, and they will confuse people!
 * Valentino: Blossom,
 * Blossom: Yes, Valentino?
 * Valentino: Will you compare the grizzly bear to a polar bear?
 * Blossom: Well, I-
 * [Blossom gets interuppted by a ringing phone.]
 * Blossom: Yes, Mayor?
 * Mayor of Townsville: (voiceover) Help! There's that three-headed monster eating the buildings!
 * Blossom: We are on our way! (she puts down the phone and went to Valentino) I'm sorry Valentino, but I can't talk to you right now. Come on girls!
 * [Blssom, Bubbles and Buttercup fly away.]
 * Valentino: Okay, that didn't work.
 * William: Why can't you talk to two friends?
 * Ginger: Yeah! And she's my owner.
 * Valentino: Guys,  will you compare the grizzly bear to a polar bear?
 * Robin Synder: Nope.
 * Mike Believe: I think bears are too scary to me.
 * Valentino: How about you guys, will you compare them?
 * Professor Utonium: Well, no.
 * Valentino: Why not?
 * Mrs. Utonium: Why can't you talk to your friends at the zoo and aquaruim?
 * [Valentino became confused.]
 * Matthew: Come on Valentino, you will talk to your friends with the comparsion.
 * [Meanwhile, at the Townsville Zoo and Aquaruim, a polar bear, named Ice, and two African lions, named Mayor Leonard and Linda, chatting with eachother, while four cubs playing tag.]
 * Mayor Leonard: So Ice, how's life being the world's biggest land carnivore?
 * Ice: Well, I'm a great hunter! And with my teeth, I can bite a baby seal!
 * Linda: Wow, that's great!

Voice Cast

 * Jason Ritter - Valentino, Zack, Topi #2
 * Josh Gad - Matthew
 * Kath Soucie - Bullet, Lion Cub #1, Impala #3
 * Tom Kane - William, Professor Utonium
 * Grey DeLisle - Ginger, Linda, Impala #1
 * Jim Cummings - Flynn, Brutus, Eugene
 * Tom Kenny - Mr. Bailey, Mayor of Townsville, Topi #1, Sable Antelope
 * Sonja Ball - Mrs. Bailey, Impala #2
 * Jeff Benett - Duke, Archie, African Elephant #1
 * Cree Summer - Kelly, Impala #4
 * Gilbert Godfired - Carl and Calvin
 * John DiMaggio - Mayor Leonard, African Elephant #2, Polar Bear #1
 * Amanda Leighton - Blossom, Polar Bear #2
 * Kristen Li - Bubbles, Lion Cub #2
 * Natalie Palamides - Buttercup, Grevy's Zebra
 * Jennifer Hale - Mrs. Utonium, Arctic Fox
 * Julie Nathanson - Robin Synder, Lion Cub #3
 * Mason Cook - Mike Believe, Melvin, Lion Cub #4
 * Kevin Schon - Gilbert
 * Ernie Sabella - Wilbur
 * Elijah Wood - Horace, Benny, Helmeted Guineafowl, Cattle Egret #1, Cattle Egret #2, Arctic Tern
 * David Kaye - Ice, Walter, Llama
 * P.J. Byrne - Wilfred, Greater Kudu
 * Christopher Ayres - Paul, Red Hartebeest
 * Gideon Emery - Gary, Indian Rhinoceros
 * Greg Cipes - Silas