Journey Into Space: A My Little Pony Movie/Transcript





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My Little Pony Movie 2: Ponies Into Outer Space


 * [22 Years Ago]
 * [spaceship landing]
 * Grayson: [laughing maniacally]
 * [ponies screaming]
 * Celestia's Mother: [gasps] Alien Ponies! Guards, attack!
 * Guards: Yes, your majesty! [yells]
 * Young Celestia: Mommy, what's going on?
 * Celestia's Mother: Grayson and his army of alien ponies are attacking Equestria.
 * Luna's Mother: They have large mammoth tusks, crocodile snouts, antennas that can attract anypony, and they're unstoppable.
 * Guard: Your Majesty, the guards have been disintergrated by Grayson [sighs]
 * Celestia's Mother: Okay, you and Luna stay here. we'll be back.
 * Grayson: [laughing maniacally] Soon, all of Equestria will be mine!
 * Celestia's Mother: Not for long!
 * Grayson: Well, well, well, if it isn't the Queens themselves.
 * Luna's Mother: The Alicorns banished you eight years ago.
 * Marty: And guess what, we've returned!
 * Zeke: And we're gonna rule Equestria!
 * Celestia's Mother: You will not!
 * Grayson: We will too! Now move aside!
 * Luna's Mother: No!
 * Celestia and Luna's Mothers: [yell]
 * Grayson: Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Your powers are all worn out!
 * Celestia and Luna's Mothers: NO!
 * [explosion off-screen]
 * Young Celestia and Young Luna: [gasp] Mommy!
 * Grayson: [laughing maniacally] Who's going to stop us now?!
 * Young Celestia: We will!
 * Ponies: Princess Celestia and Princess Luna!
 * Grayson, Marty and Zeke: [laughing]
 * Grayson: Two young colts? Really? What are you going to do about it?
 * Young Celestia: Now!
 * [crowns powering up]
 * Grayson: Woah!
 * Young Luna: This is for our mothers!
 * Grayson: Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Alien Ponies: Woah! What's happening?!
 * [spaceship activating]
 * Grayson and Alien Ponies: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 * Grayson: I will have my revenge!
 * [ponies cheering]
 * Young Celestia: We did it!
 * Ponies: [bowing down to them]
 * Young Luna: And we're in charge now. I wonder what will happen next in 22 years.
 * Young Celestia: We'll find out, Luna. We'll find out.


 * [22 Years Later]
 * Princess Celestia: I'm so glad you and your friends came because we wanted to talk about Gerald's special day.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Okay. What do you know about it?
 * Princess Luna: Well, Gerald and his friends have been in Equestria for 10 years and all the ponies wanted to make it special for them.
 * Princess Cadance: And that's why Songbird Serenade is setting up a stage party for them while Skystar, Starlight, Trixie, Celaeno, Thorax and Capper are setting up the props for the stage party.
 * Pinkie Pie: Ooh, I love parties!
 * Rainbow Dash: So, what's in it for us?
 * Princess Celestia: You are gonna tell Gerald and his friends that their 10th Anniversary stage party will be at sunset.
 * Rarity: We can do that.
 * Fluttershy: You got it. Speaking of which, where are they, anyway?
 * Spike: Oh, they're at work at the stadium with Discord.
 * Applejack: Awesome! Let's go.
 * [microphone dropping]
 * [Sebastian sighs]
 * Gerald: Oh, man, I'm excited because it's our 10th Anniversary of our time in Equestria.
 * Sebastian: Yeah, I know. It's times like this we've been living here for 10 years.
 * Phil: And Songbird Serenade announced that our 10th Anniversary stage party will now feature Discord!
 * Discord: Really? Is that true?
 * Bill: Yep.
 * Ernie: You get to join us for the first time!
 * [weasels chatter]
 * Discord: Yay! I'm so excited!
 * Gerald: See? This is our life here in Equestria.
 * Sebastian: Yeah. I wonder what will be like outside of Equestria.
 * Gerald: Let's not worry about that right now, buddy. Right now we're focusing on the wonderful place where we live.
 * Discord: Right here.

[Gerald] And there is no danger heard from our ears.
 * This is our life here

[Sebastian] And no evil here to haunt.
 * Yeah, we all can do what we want

[Phil] But not so stick radium.
 * We all work at the stadium

[Bill] Not by one and a half.
 * What we got what we have

[Ernie] Not with our rife.
 * And all of the ponies together

[Discord] We got magic, music and friends!
 * It's the Life!

[Gerald] Friendship that won't end.
 * It's the Life!

[Sebastian]
 * But if we leave, it won't be the same.

[Phil]
 * And the homes we can't reclaim.

[Bill and Ernie]
 * But without our strife!

[Gerald]
 * It's the life!

[Discord] We all can live in peace and harmony.
 * This is our life here

[Ernie] And pay with our money.
 * And get our own hoops

[Bill] Our rad skills.
 * We got the looks, the power

[Phil] But not in a duck's bill.
 * Really earned our deeds

[Sebastian] Not with the wildlife.
 * And with us and Twilight together

[Gerald] We got magic, music and friends!
 * It's the Life!

[Sebastian] Friendship that won't end.
 * It's the Life!

[Phil]
 * But if we leave, it won't be the same.

[Bill]
 * And the homes we can't reclaim.

[Ernie and Discord]
 * But without our strife!

[Gerald]
 * It's the life!

[Discord]

The life here is better than evil.

[Sebastian]


 * Never gonna eat weevils.

[Phil]
 * We're the best at the life.

[Bill]
 * The birds in the sky.

[Ernie]
 * They come to say hi.

[Gerald] We got magic, music and friends!
 * Oh, it's the Life!

[Sebastian] Friendship that won't end.
 * It's the Life!

[Phil]
 * But if we leave, it won't be the same.

[Bill]
 * And the homes we can't reclaim.

[Ernie and Discord]
 * But without our strife!

[All]
 * It's the Life!