SpongeBob and Kermit's Multiverse Movie/Transcript

Int. Sheen’s House - Morning

 * Sheen Estevez: Ultra Dad, Ultra Mom, Morning, have you been here all day?!
 * Mary Jean Estevez (Sheen’s Mom): No, sweetie, I've been packing for Houston. Why?
 * David Estevez (Sheen’s Dad): Morning, Why’s Wrong?
 * Mary Jean Estevez (Sheen’s Mom): No, David.
 * Sheen Estevez: Somebody's been in my room! (they looks up at him as he goes back to his room. He looks under his things to see if anything is missing. His parents appears at the door) Crazy 99%ers! What did they take?!
 * Mary Jean Estevez (Sheen’s Mom): Are you sure, sweetie?
 * David Estevez (Sheen’s Dad): Are you sure, Ultra Son?
 * Sheen Estevez: Am I sure?? Look at this place!
 * Mary Jean Estevez (Sheen’s Mom): But who would want to s-
 * Sheen: (turns around and glares at her) Don't you get it Mom?! People voted for Obama, so now that everything sucks they have to blame me! (goes back to searching his stuff and finds a watch) They didn't take my Stormtrooper watch... (finds a video game) My Super Mario game is still here... what else could they have- (looks at a corner of his room. A chair set apart for Clyde Frog is empty, but his other four dolls are arranged and seated in from of it.) Oh No. (panicking) Clyde Frog!
 * Sheen’s Parents: What?
 * Sheen Estevez: No. (goes to the corner and tosses his dolls aside, then looks up in despair) NOOO! (runs to his closet and looks in there. He doesn't find Clyde Frog in there) CLYDE FROG!! (stops to tell him parents) They took Clyde Frog! (runs out of his room. Sheen’s Parents is confused)

Ext. Sheen’s House - Morning

 * Sheen Estevez: [calling out and walking around] Clyde Frog! Clyde!? Clyde Frog?! [stops and notices something on a tree. It is Clyde Frog, nailed to a tree through his front paws and forehead. It's ripped all over and cotton pops out of the rips. Under the frog is the word "VENGEANCE" scratched onto the tree bark in red spray paint] Clyde. CLYDE FROG! [throws up]
 * Mary Jean Estevez (Sheen’s Mom): What’s Wrong with him?
 * David Estevez (Sheen’s Dad): Sheen is desperate. I have and idea, We can invite his friends over.

Ext. Sheen’s House - Day

 * Sheen Estevez: I've known Clyde Frog since I was two years old. He was a fighter, a visionary. But most of all, Clyde Frog was the perfect friend. He never said anything. He never had his own ideas about what he wanted to do. He just sat there goin' along with whatever I wanted. A noble trait that seems lost on you 99%ers. [Stan and Kyle are falling asleep. Kyle rests his head on his left hand] And now we live in a world where one of you has decided to become a murderer. Well whoever you are, I'm sure you're sitting there right now, in your little green hat, with your left cheek resting against your hand thinking, "I'm not getting away with this, am I?" Because whoever you are, maybe you still have one little piece of humanity left, covered up and tainted black by years of Jewish propaganda and left-wing lies. Maybe you should just-
 * Jimmy Neutron: (smiling) Sheen!
 * Sheen Estevez: Got something to say Jimmy?! (grips the sides of the podium)
 * Libby Folfax: Who did murder a stuffed animal?!
 * Sheen Estevez: Who did a stuffed animal?! You tell us, Libby! (stops himself) Butbut but but, but uh but let's not get ahead of ourselves. There's will be a biiig investigation to come. And until we prove beyond a reasonable doubt who the killer was, someone goes to Houston, Texas.
 * French Narrator: 3 Hour Later
 * Sheen Estevez: We’re going to Houston City. To find a murder, and my dad founded The Clyde Frog Foundation. Thank you so much. Bagpipes please. (a bagpipe player begins a tune. Two men lower the casket into the ground)
 * Libby Folfax: (giggling) That was not necessary.
 * Sheen: (singing) Fly, fly little dove, to the welcome arms of Christ above. Your tears are finally gone to-
 * David Estevez (Sheen’s Dad): Ultra Son, That’s a great idea!

Ext. Roads in Harlingen, TX – Sunset

 * Bozer The Bulldozer: We got Gazillions of Dollars from bank when Sideshow Bob got them
 * French Narrator: Flashback
 * Sideshow Bob: (Bank Vault) I got some Gazillions of Dollars, Gazillions of Dollars! ha-ha
 * Clancy Wiggum: You’re Under Arrest, And Here have some Gazillions of Dollars! (Everybody cheers)
 * French Narrator: End of Flashback
 * Bozer The Bulldozer: Scooch, Carrie, Diggs, You Go To Love’s while Carl, Maxine, Lug and I are in Road Ranger
 * Scooch The Front-End Dumper: Go!

Ext. Love's in Harlingen, TX – Sunset

 * Scooch The Front-End Dumper: For the last time of… Ugh, Nevermind. Jack the Double Decker Bus: Sheesh.
 * Ruby the Double Decker Bus: Now, We understand why you're so dopey.  Scooch The Front-End Dumper: Hi You Two. I’m Scooch.
 * Carrie The Forklift: I’m Carrie
 * Diggs The Backhoe Loader: And I’m Diggs. Who are you?
 * Jack the Double Decker Bus and Ruby the Double Decker Bus: We’re The Double Deckers!
 * Jack the Double Decker Bus: We’re Taking People on us wherever we can.
 * Scooch The Front-End Dumper, Diggs The Backhoe Loader and Carrie The Forklift: (laughs) Nice to Meet You Two.
 * Ruby the Double Decker Bus: Cool.

Ext. Road Ranger in Harlingen, TX – Sunset

 * Carl The Crane: This is Murder.
 * Ray the Double Decker Bus: Sheesh. Judy the Double Decker Bus: Now, We understand why you're so dopey.
 * Bozer the Bulldozer: Hi You Two. I’m Bozer.
 * Carl The Crane: I’m Carl
 * Lug The Large Dump Truck: I’m Lug
 * Maxine The Cement Mixer: And I’m Maxine. Who are you?
 * Ray the Double Decker Bus and Judy the Double Decker Bus: We’re The Double Deckers!
 * Ray the Double Decker Bus: We’re Taking People on us wherever we can.
 * Bozer the Bulldozer, Carl The Crane, Lug The Large Dump Truck and Maxine The Cement Mixer: (laughs) Nice to Meet You Two. Judy the
 * Double Decker Bus: Cool.

Int. Stripes Convenience Store in Harlingen, TX – Sunset

 * Chi Chi: I Beg You, To Stop Putting Ideas In Our Heads, Hubba Hubba
 * Donald Duck: Shut Up, Chi Chi!
 * Anna Rodriguez: Tacos, Your Favorite, Mom.
 * Lulu Rodriguez: Tacos are My Favorite.
 * Daffy Duck: You’re Despicable! (everyone stares at Daffy Duck and they chuckles to him)

Ext/Int. Roads from Harlingen, TX to Woodsboro, TX – Night

 * Libby Folfax: (rubbing her eyes) Where are we all going, Scooch.
 * Scooch The Front-End Dumper: We’re Going to somewhere.
 * Maxine The Cement Mixer: And We’re Having Party on Road Trip
 * Bolbi Stroganofsky: Somebody’s say Dance Party? (dancing to "Funkytown"/turns around) Okay! Your president says cut the chatter and start-a slapping at the party! Slap-slap-slap! Clap-clap-clap! Slap-slap-slap! Clap-clap-clap! Everybody! Slap-slap-slap! Clap-clap-clap!
 * (crowd cheering)
 * Miss A: This is Great Party
 * Bolbi Stroganofsky: I Know, Aminga! This party is nice.
 * Sheen Estevez: We Can Go To Buc-ee’s after 3 days
 * Mister K: Yeah, Really Nice.
 * (Miss U takes pictures at party)
 * (Mister X takes pictures at party)
 * (Mister Z takes pictures at party)
 * (Mister J takes pictures at party)

Ext. Woodsboro, TX – Day

 * French Narrator: Day 2
 * Goten: Mommy.
 * Chi Chi: Yes?
 * Goten, Sheen Libby pointing at Diary Queen in Woodsboro, TX.
 * Chi Chi: (smiling) I shouldn’t seen this coming.
 * Sheen Estevez: Holy
 * Libby Folfax: Moley
 * Cindy Vortex: Uh-Oh, That Ain’t Up Right.
 * Carl Wheezer: Dairy Queen, Go!

Int. Dairy Queen on Woodsboro, TX – Day

 * [More More More by Andrea True]
 * Alexis: Blizzard! my Favorite!
 * Libby Folfax: This is
 * Sheen Estevez: I Know!

Ext. Dairy Queen on Woodsboro, TX – Sunrise

 * Alexis: (gasps) Can we go to Party?
 * Daffy Duck: Yes! And Carl, You’re Despicable!
 * Carl Wheezer: I'm stuffed now. I couldn't have ano... OK, one more. I'm gonna have one more and then that'll be it.
 * Maxine The Cement Mixer: What’s Wrong?
 * Scooch The Front-End Dumper: All of you thinking of the murder of Clyde Frog. Ha!
 * Sheen Estevez: Scooch is right! Let’s get that killer!
 * [Everyone hurried inside of construction site characters except Miss U]
 * Sheen Estevez: Miss U.
 * Mark Jefferis (singing): It's a bad-awful small affair
 * To the girl with the mousy hair
 * But her mummy is yelling, "No!"
 * And her daddy has told her to go
 * But her friend is nowhere to be seen
 * Now she walks through her sunken dream
 * To the seat with the clearest view
 * And she's hooked to the silver screen
 * But the film is a saddening bore
 * For she's lived it ten times or more
 * She could spit in the eyes of fools
 * As they ask her to focus on
 * Sailors fighting in the dance hall
 * Oh, man, look at those cavemen go
 * It's the freakiest show
 * Take a look at the lawman
 * Beating up the wrong guy
 * Oh, man, wonder if he'll ever know
 * He's in the best selling show
 * Is there life on Mars?
 * It's on America's tortured brow
 * That Mickey Mouse is oh not a cow
 * Now the workers have struck for fame
 * 'Cause Lennon's on sale again
 * See the mice in their million hordes
 * From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
 * Rule Britannia is out of bounds
 * To my mother, my dog, and clowns
 * But the film is a saddening bore
 * For she's lived it ten times or more
 * She could spit in the eyes of fools
 * As they ask her to focus on
 * Sailors fighting in the dance hall
 * Oh, man, look at those cavemen go
 * It's the freakiest show
 * Take a look at the lawman
 * Beating up the wrong guy
 * Oh, man, wonder if he'll ever know
 * He's in the best selling show
 * Is there life on Mars?
 * Sheen Estevez: Miss U, There you are!
 * Libby Folfax: What’s the matter?
 * Iver Hoob: Wanna get to the Hoobmobile
 * Miss U: I can’t talk
 * Scooch The Front-End Dumper: You can’t talk?
 * Miss U: Oh No! I can talk, Never mind.

Ext/Int. Roads from Woodsboro, TX to Buc-ee’s on Wharton, TX – Night

 * Bolbi Stroganofsky: (dancing to "Stayin Alive"/turns around) Okay! Your president says cut the chatter and start-a slapping at the party! Slap-slap-slap! Clap-clap-clap! Slap-slap-slap! Clap-clap-clap! Everybody! Slap-slap-slap! Clap-clap-clap!
 * Fox in Socks: Bop It, Jimmy Neutron! Now It’s My Chance to Bop It! (he dances The Point Move)

Ext/Int. Wharton, TX – Morning

 * French Narrator: Day 3
 * (everyone keeps on having a party until Construction Site characters stop at Buc-ee’s.
 * Bozer The Bulldozer: Everybody, Stop! We’re Here!
 * Diggs The Backhoe Loader: Wow, Look at this place!
 * Jack the Double Decker Bus and Ruby the Double Decker Bus: Wow, What a town!.
 * Scooch The Front-End Dumper: (laughs) Where Are We?
 * Carrie The Forklift: I Suppose Not.
 * Diggs The Backhoe Loader: Ugh, We Never get to Houston!
 * Ruby the Double Decker Bus: Totally, Diggs.
 * Jack the Double Decker Bus: Okay, You in there. Everybody Out and Go explore Wharton.

Ext./Int. Denny's in Wharton, TX – Morning

 * Sheen Estevez: Ultra Daddy, Denny’s. Yertle, I’m So Hungry. Let’s Go To Hotel.
 * Yertle the Turtle: Knock it off, It’s your favorite, Sheen
 * Mary Jean Estevez (Sheen’s Mom): Honey, Everybody rents every room in Holiday Inn Express & Suites for 3 Days.
 * David Estevez (Sheen’s Dad): We can have to.
 * Cindy Vortex: Uh-Oh! That’s Not Fun!
 * Libby Folfax: Here Comes The Waitress.
 * Libby Folfax and Sheen Estevez: We want chocolate chip pancakes
 * Jimmy Neutron and Cindy Vortex: We want bluberry pancakes
 * Jimmy Neutron and Cindy Vortex: We want bluberry pancakes
 * Betty Quinlan, Carl Wheezer and Nick Dean: We want Pancakes
 * Waitress: Alright, Guys
 * Yertle the Turtle: Waitress, Marry Me.
 * Cody: Hey, No! Oh, I want a waffles.
 * Waitress: Alright, Cody, You Wormy Guy
 * Gwen: I want waffles too
 * Heather: Me Too.
 * All: We Agree.
 * Cody: Party On.
 * Mr. Knox: Wow, Denny’s Cool
 * Megan Mullally: I Know
 * French Narrator: 1 Minute Later
 * Waitress: Order Up
 * Mr. Knox: Wow, Denny’s Rock and Roll (everybody having a party at Denny’s)

Int. Holiday Inn Express & Suites in Wharton, TX – Day

 * French Narrator: Eventually
 * Hubba Hubba: (singing) The sun is in the sky and Clouds are rollin’ by and Today is gonna be one wonderful day
 * Libby Folfax: (singing) Hand in hand together
 * Hubba Hubba: (singing) We’ll be friends forever
 * Libby Folfax: (singing) Sharing all the good times
 * Hubba Hubba: (singing) Happy and free
 * Libby Folfax: (singing) It’s gonna be some
 * Hubba Hubba and Libby Folfax: (singing) Easy goin’ We’ll laugh our cares away On this easy goin’ Easy goin’ day
 * Libby Folfax: (singing) We’re never in a hurry
 * Hubba Hubba: (singing) Got no time to worry
 * Libby Folfax: (singing) We’ll take it nice and easy
 * Hubba Hubba: (singing) Singin’ a song
 * Libby Folfax: (singing) There’s never any trouble
 * Hubba Hubba: (singing) We’re floatin’ like a bubble
 * Libby Folfax: (singing) La la la la la la
 * Hubba Hubba: (singing) Lighter than air
 * Libby Folfax: (singing) Why should we care?
 * Hubba Hubba and Libby Folfax: (singing) Easy goin’ We’ll laugh our cares away On this easy goin’ Easy goin’ day
 * (Robert Terwilliger drives stop by Wharton, TX)
 * Robert Terwilliger: We’re on vacation
 * Francesca Terwilliger: Vacations makes me feel like singing.
 * Cecil Terwilliger: Little girl is going shopping. Follow her and ask.
 * (Robert Terwilliger drives)
 * (Francesca Terwilliger rides Jane Kangaroo’s bicycle)
 * (Robert Terwilliger drives)
 * (Francesca Terwilliger rides Jane Kangaroo’s bicycle)

Int. Walmart Supercenter in Wharton, TX – Day

 * Hubba Hubba and Libby Folfax: (singing) Easy goin’ We’ll laugh our cares away On this easy goin’ Easy goin’ day
 * Robert Terwilliger: Hey, Miss Shorty
 * Libby Folfax: I’m Busy shopping in here
 * French Narrator: 4 moments later
 * Robert Terwilliger: Not so fast, Shorty
 * Libby Folfax: Top That, Sir.
 * French Narrator: 4 more moments later
 * Libby Folfax: Hi Ma’am, This is my shopping spree.

Ext/Int. Roads from Wharton, TX to Castle Court, Houston, TX – Night/Day

 * French Narrator: 2 Days Later
 * Bolbi Stroganofsky: (dancing to "Bad" by Michael Jackson/turns around) Okay! Your president says cut the chatter and start-a slapping at the party! Slap-slap-slap! Clap-clap-clap! Slap-slap-slap! Clap-clap-clap! Everybody!
 * Fox in Socks: Now, It’s My Chance! (he dances the Moonwalk)
 * Scooch The Front-End Dumper: Still rocks a party!
 * Carrie The Forklift: Oh Yeah!
 * Diggs The Backhoe Loader: We having a party!
 * Ruby the Double Decker Bus: Totally, Diggs.
 * Jack the Double Decker Bus and Ruby the Double Decker Bus: Looks like we gotta get Gazillions of Dollars from the bank in Houston.
 * French Narrator: The Next Day
 * Bozer The Bulldozer: Everybody, Stop! We’re Here!
 * Diggs The Backhoe Loader: Wow, Look at this place! Everybody out and rent a house if you like it or not!
 * Diggs The Backhoe Loader: Wow, Look at this place! Everybody out and rent a house if you like it or not!