WikiViews/Return of The Batman

It begins with a dark and stormy Irony Heights as Dillon is monologuing. It cuts to Dillon dressed in a terribly made outfit. Nolan then comes dressed in an equally bad costume. For laughs, Stella comes in an evil-looking fanservicey outfit. She reads it and frowns. Dillon reads it.
 * Dillon: (VO) Irony Heights, a city of crime. So dark. So evil. The city needs a hero. Who may you ask? Simple, MONGOOSE MAN!
 * Nolan: And where Mongoose Man goes, his sidekick Hummingbird comes with him.
 * Stella: Why am I the bad guy again? That outfit of mine looks that it comes from a porn parody.
 * Dillon: Because Daisy refused to be the badguy. Now read your lines.
 * Stella: This is definitely a porn parody.
 * Dillon: Who replaced her script? No wonder your outfit looks more slutty than the one I planned. Besides, if I ever wanted to do porn with you, I'd pick alien invasion as the theme.
 * Stella: (thinking) Did he figure out?
 * Dillon: With me as the alien obviously. You are too hot to be an alien.
 * Stella: Female aliens can be hot too.
 * Dillon: Meh.