ROBLOX The Movie (2017 Movie)/Transcript

Part 0: Opening

 * (Shows Warner Bros. Pictures/Warner Animation Group logo)
 * (Shows the Village Roadshow Pictures Logo on screen which zooms out, revealing it's from the moon)
 * (Shows the Sun, and the first 6 planets of the Solar System)
 * Narrator​: Hello there! I am a narrator, and today, I will be telling you a story. But first, we need to leave the Solar System, because the sun is BURNING me.
 * (​Screen then goes past The Solar System to a digital universe part of the multiverse, which is shaped like a Rhombus)
 * ("Cloud Nine" by The Temptations plays in background)
 * Narrator: This, is Roblox City! Home to 5,000,000,000 citizens... Bustling with life.... Downtown's got the business for the ties, and the Suburbs are really calm, if ya ask me! And this is how my story in Roblox City begins!
 * News Reporter: The hunt for JaredValdez34 is still on, a known ROBLOX place plagiarizer is still on the run! Could this be due to the unpreparedness or severe noobs in the police?
 * (Builderman shuts down the TV)
 * ("Papa Was a Rolling Stone" by The Temptations starts playing)
 * Narrator: That guy with the hoodie, that's me, Builderman!
 * Builderman: Damn, this Jared guy! He's more smarter than I Bazucki76! What do we do?!
 * Bazucki76: Me? No one has been able to catch C00lkidd and come back alive to tell the story!
 * (Cuts to outside ROBLOX Tower)
 * Builderman: We're meeting Professor Bloxer at the lab!
 * Bazucki76: Bloxer's having that Science Summit at the Lab, better not disturb him!
 * Builderman: Just get in the damn car!
 * ROBLOX: The Movie (Shows the logo on the sky)

Part 1: Peacemaker makes War

 * (Shows Professor Bloxer's robot)
 * Professor Bloxer: I have been developing a new weapon... This weapon will be used strictly for law enforcement issues, and has a emergency power off code on my phone...
 * (Shows a iPhone 5S)
 * Professor Bloxer: Should the E.P.O code be uninstalled, anyone will be able to take control of it!
 * (Shows a man with a business suit & sunglasses)
 * Mack McBloxer: That could be I, Professor?
 * Professor Bloxer: McBloxer, the most dangerous threat to Roblox City's safety!
 * (McBloxer's guards telepathically control Peacemaker) Mack McBloxer: Will you allow me the courtesy of your robot?
 * Professor Bloxer: I would never do that! That is against my rules!
 * Mack McBloxer: Last time your rules applied was in 2013, dear Professor. Erik Cassel was a good man, but he was a bad mayor, more focused on making things that "love" not that keep the peace in Roblox City
 * Professor Bloxer: Now that you mentioned it, Cassel was talking straight up facts about you, your an hollow, evil man who wants nothing but absolute power!
 * (Zoom in towards Builderman's pistol, he inspects it and looks at Mack McBloxer)
 * Builderman: (whispering) I should do something about this McBloxer guy!
 * Bazucki76: Don't do it, otherwise were dealing with his guards!
 * (The guards telepathically control the robot towards the test room) McBloxer: I'll tell you what? I want to see what this robot can do!
 * Professor Bloxer: Please, no!
 * (Cut to Test Room)
 * Professor Bloxer: I told you McBloxer, this could be dangerous!
 * Builderman: I don't know, but McBloxer makes good sense to me!
 * Bazucki76: I don't know about you, but it's better that you end this here!
 * Mack McBloxer: This is just the beginning, son!
 * (McBloxer raises the lever to Dangerous) Mack McBloxer: I will get a lot of votes! And capital! And approval ratings!
 * Professor Bloxer: Builderman! Your the mayor, stop him!!
 * Builderman: McBloxer, if you do not want to harm anyone, you HAVE to shut the Peacemaker down!
 * Builderman: Professor Bloxer; by any chance do you have that Emergency Power Off code?
 * Professor Bloxer: Yeah, thanks that you mentioned it for i!
 * (Guards take Prof. Bloxer's phone off his hands) Professor Bloxer: NO!
 * (Professor Bloxer turns his head to Builderman) Professor Bloxer: McBloxer's gone mad!! We need to get out of here!
 * Bazucki76: Let's!
 * (Peacemaker's eyes turn from Yellow to Red as JaredValdez34's picture is seen faintly)
 * JaredValdez34: (echoing) Don't let any stupid politicians get to you, my invention!
 * Peackemaker: NEW DIRECTIVE DOWNLOADED, EXTERMINATE EVERYONE IN THE ROOM
 * Guard 2: McBloxer, we gotta go!
 * (McBloxer, Builderman, Bazucki76 & Prof. Bloxer get out of the lab, except for the guards, who stay behind and shoot at Peacemaker)
 * ("Red Sun" by Jamie Christopherson plays in background) Bazucki76: What happened?!
 * Mack McBloxer: It appears that i created a Weapon for National Defense!
 * Professor Bloxer: No, you have created a Weapon of Mass Destruction, WMD!
 * (Builderman's phone rings)
 * Checkpoint Guard 1: What is going on there?!
 * Builderman: Peacemaker's gone rouge sir! He's throwing everything at us!
 * Checkpoint Guard 1: I'll notify all checkpoints, get the Professor out of there!!
 * Builderman: Yes sir!
 * PA System: All Units, we have a rouge robot attacking the Mayor and some of his allies! Fire upon anything metallic with red eyes!!
 * (Everyone gets in the car) Professor Bloxer: What about Mack?
 * Builderman: Mack is dead, he gone now Bloxer!
 * Professor Bloxer: Get us out of here!!!
 * Driver: Yes sir!
 * (Show to guards initiating the self destruct sequence) Guard 1: Let's get outta here
 * PA System: Self-Destruction sequence has now intiated, evacuate the facility immediately

Part 2: Aftermath

 * (Cut to Builderman's House, 3 months later)
 * ("Us V. Them" by LCD Soundsystem starts playing)
 * Builderman: Um, Cecilia, I'll be at the office much longer, if there's anything wrong, you call me on your cellphone, dear. Got it?
 * Cecilia: Dad, there's a group of jerks at the school, they keep on harassing me, do they know my location?
 * Builderman: But they don't have Root Access to any of the devices registered to our household... Until then we're invisible & invincible
 * (Cut to Jeff's criminal den)
 * Hacker: Hey man, you should see what I've made
 * (Looks at Hacker's PC) Jeff: Damn bro, that's some kick ass hacking yo, here's some 6000$ by the way
 * Hacker: Hey, the girl's all alone bro, she's the damn background character yo! All alone the damn time!
 * Jeff: Dude, that's some legendary loot right there yo. I'm gonna get her ass right away
 * Gangsta Girl 1: Hey baby, you wanna hit me again?
 * Jeff: I've got other stuff sweetheart, wait me in the room
 * Hacker: Dammit man, she's hot!
 * Jeff: Bro, don't talk about my girl that way yo
 * Hacker: Well, no one could get a girl like Paris Hilton, dude
 * (A black van rolls up to the house)
 * Gangster 2: Ya comin' with us, babe!
 * Cecilia: Let go of me, you chickenshit, I ain't your babe!
 * (Builderman is watching from a distance, turns on cars and slaps the pedal)
 * ("Car Chase" by Paul Oakenfold starts playing)
 * (Builderman gets phone) Builderman: Cecilia, are you OK?
 * Cecilia: OK?! Am I OK? Some guys just kidnapped me and put me in the back of the trunk! Is that you?
 * Builderman: I am on my way, Cecilia! Stay there!
 * (Builderman peforms P.I.T Manuver) Builderman: Hang tight!
 * (Van crashes into lampost)
 * Builderman: You got out just fine, Cecelia!