Thread:DonaldoC1997/@comment-27855996-20170503201717

Here is the script:

(The comic begins at the Loud Siblings' school cafeteria, where Lola gives the cook a coupon, while Ren Höek sees it)

Lola: Oh yeah, that chihuahua outside gave me this coupon for the school cafeteria.

Cook: I'm sorry, this is expired.

Lola: (turns to Ren) You son of a...!

Ren: Oh, -CENSORED-

(She pounces and grabs Ren and they roll. When they get up, she punches him. Ren's nose bleeds. He growls at her. Ren starts punching Lola and she punches back. They continue punching each others' face, then Lola tackles him and Ren punches her down, making her angering, then Ren kicks Lola in the face. Then Stewie Griffin appears traveling in his time machine to the place where Ren and Lola are fighting)

Stewie: Well, now I've seen Woodrow Wilson naked.

(Ren torrows Stewie to a alley. He and Lola continue fighting, teletaporting them at the time machine to different ages until come back to the presnt day. A school bus arrives, hitting various kids. Huckleberry Hound opens the bus' door, then Lola gets up and Ren punches her, making her bump Hunk out of the bus. Ren punches Lola and strangles her with his arm)

Lola: Hey, knock it off! There's a boy back there!

Kenny: HMMMMM?! (WHAT THE FUCK?!)

(The bus turns, flinging Kenny out. The two once again punch each other. The bus, after passing various places form Star Buttlefly and Marco Diaz's house to Jellystone Park, heads for the Springfield Power Plant. They drive through the security gate, as well as the tire spikes popping the tires. The bus swerves, then rolls while they still fight. It stops rolling and crashes inside. After it stops moving, Lola kicks Ren out of the bus and they continue punching each other. Lola then headbutts him into Sector 7-G. They punch each other, then Lola attempts to kick him, but Ren grabs his leg and throws her into Homer Simpson's work station. They punch each other, then Ren hits Lola down to the floor. It lands into a control room, then explodes. An alarm sounds. The musk of radiation turns them into swapped looks of themselves, then changes them back. Two explosions make them bump into each other. Then, the floor breaks and they fall three floors down to the reactor of acid. The splash hits a employee in a radiation suit, making him fall. Lola's skeleton rises and her skin regenerates, as well as her eyes and clothes, then muscles are summoned. Ren's skeleton punches Lola into the sky. Then, his body regenerates and he gets muscles as well. He flies up out. Lola stops and sees him charging at her. She does the same. They both crash into each other making a fireball. It disintegrates some of the buldings. Ren holds his arm up and has his fist up, as he's soaring towards Lola. She screams and gets hit. The two once again punch each other. Krang & Kodos, Marvin the Martian and Roger see them on their monitor.)

Kodos: Perfect. The earthlings are destroying themselves.

Roger: Yeah, it's really great, isn't it, guys? We went to a summer camp together.

(They crash into their UFO and the four aliens are sucked out.)

Roger: Bye! Thanks for having me.

(The two of them are still punching, until Lola looses her powers. She plummets, then grabs onto a ledge. Ren lowers down.)

Ren: Ha Ha Ha Ha! It appears that I am now the only one with radioactive powers, which will allow me to unleash my fury...! (He looses his, too.) Oh, I talked too long.

(He holds onto Lola and the UFO falls down to Earth. It enters Earth's atmosphere and heads for the Texan Desert. The two once again punch faces, then turn their heads and see they are falling. They scream, then punch each other, then repeat the same two things and ends with them screaming until crashing the UFO, accidentally crushing Wile E. Coyote. They still fighting until Ren interrumps the fight)

Ren: Wai-wai-wai-Wait, hang on, hang on. What are we fighting about?

Lola: Well... You know, I've completely forgotten. Oh, my God, that's ridiculous. You know what? I-I just...I hope I didn't hurt you. But listen, you know what? Let me make it up to you. Why don't you let me take you out to dinner?

Ren: Okay. (Later that night at the House of Mouse, Ren, Lola and Stimpy are seen dinning at it)

Lola: Delicious.

Ren: Yes. I can't undestand why this restaurant was only for Disney characters until 2013.

(Goofy comes by with the check)

Ren: Oh, oh, oh, lemme, lemme, let me...I...I'll get that.

Lola: (grabs the check) Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I got it.

Ren: (also grabs the chek) No. I'm a adult. You're just a child.

Lola: I invited you. I've got this.

Ren: (getting angry) Look, just let go of the check, huh?

Lola: (getting even angrier) You let go of the check!

Stimpy: Ren, if she wants to...

Ren: Shut up, you eediot!

Lola: You -CENSORED-! If you not will let go the check...!

(Ren and Lola angrily see each other and begin fighting each other again, Ren then puts his wallet's money at the check, then he fights Lola again, exiting from the House of Mouse, and passing many places at the city and falling to the Grand Caynon. Both of them try to peek at what side they're at, then Lola goes around, then Ren kicks him by surprise to the ground. Lola kicks Ren and punches him, then gets up and charges at her with a fist up, but Ren dodges her hit and hits her with wood.)

Ren: Whoo-hoo!

(Lola kicks him out of view. Ren spits and gets up, then growls. The two circle each other, then closes ups start with Ren, then Lola. Then Ren, then Lola, then Ren, then Lola, then Ren, then Lola, then Ren, then Lola, then Ren, then Lola, then Ren, then Lola, then Ren, then Lola, then Ren, then Lola. Lana appears and makes a face, which makes Lola furious.)

Lola: Please Lana! I'm busy now!

(Lana leaves, Ren and Lola charge to each other. In slow motion, they punch each other and then fall to the ground. Ren then gets up and slams a rock down on Lola's hand, making him exclaim in pain. Ren picks up a piece of the remains of the UFO, that's spear-like. He uses it to hit Lola's face. He pins her down and holds it up to stab her. Struggling to brake loose, Lola screams then bites his testicles, making Ren scream. Then he falls to the ground with foam coming out of his mouth. Lola then gets up and picks up a heavy rock. Ren becomes conscious and wakes up seeing Lola about to crush him with the rock.)

Lola: Say hi to your creator.

(He sees the UFO about to fall.)

Ren: No! You say hi to Mr. Horse. (This quote references the ending of the RaS 2003 revival episode Ren Seeks Help, when Ren killed Mr. Horse)

Lola: Who?

(Ren gets out of the way and the UFO crashes on Lola. Ren then sees the crushed Lola with her eyes closed and her tongue out. He leaves, as the sunsets. Lola then opens his eyes and scowls. Comic Book Guy sees it.)

Comic Book Guy: Worst... chicken fight ever.

The End. 