Bluster the BENEVOLENT! (video game)/Cutscenes (GameCube)

This is a list of cutscenes in the GameCube version of Bluster the BENEVOLENT! The following applies for the GameCube version only.

Intro (FMV)

 * [Fades to a wide view of Kongo Bongo Island, then fades to the screen zooming to different views of the jungle, and finally fades and zooms to the view of Cranky's Cabin, with the footage from the DKC TV series episode, "From Zero to Hero," where Donkey Kong, Diddy, Candy, and Dixie are ready to get their X-ray test from Cranky.]
 * Cranky: (off-screen) Next!
 * Candy: My turn!
 * Bluster: (off-screen) Ahem!
 * [The four Kongs turn around as the screen cuts to Bluster.]
 * Bluster: I don't think so.
 * [The Kongs are angry when Bluster steps in.]
 * Candy: You're gonna butt in?!
 * Bluster: No, no, no. I'm just taking my rightful place as Bluster, the most prominent citizen in all of Kongo Bongo. (walks inside Cranky's Cabin)
 * DK: What a heartless...
 * Diddy: Mean...
 * Dixie: Inconsiderate...
 * Candy: Selfish...
 * DK, Diddy, Candy, and Dixie: Windbag!
 * [As Bluster walks inside, the doors to the cabin close, with six seconds of clock ticking noises, then ends with a bell dinging.]
 * Bluster: (opening doors and leaving out of the cabin) I am a remarkable specimen. Sound of mind, body of a Greek God.
 * Diddy: Yeah, ha-ha, Bloopo, the God of fat heads.
 * [The four Kongs laugh.]
 * Diddy: Your turn, Candy.
 * Candy: Nah, I can't. Now my lunch hour is up. It's you, Dixie. (leaves)
 * Dixie: Pass, gotta scram. See ya around, Diddy, DK. (leaves)
 * Cranky: (off-screen) I don't believe it.
 * Bluster: The result of my check-up, no doubt.
 * [DK and Diddy scowl at Bluster then go inside Cranky's Cabin.]
 * Diddy: (leaving with DK) Come on, let's go in.
 * [Inside the cabin, Cranky's looking at his X-ray machine, with DK and Diddy checking on him.]
 * DK: What's up, Cranky?
 * Bluster: I've got Bluster's x-rays here and it doesn't look good.
 * [Cuts to Bluster walking out of Cranky's Cabin.]
 * Cranky: (off-screen) Whatever's wrong, it's terminal!
 * [The screen zooms in Bluster.]
 * Bluster: (shocked) Huh?
 * [Cuts to Diddy inside the cabin.]
 * Diddy: Yikes! It looks awful!
 * [Cuts back to Bluster outside again.]
 * Bluster: Oh, no.
 * [Cuts to Cranky, DK, and Diddy inside the cabin.]
 * Cranky: Here's the problem. (bends over and tries to fix the X-ray machine)
 * DK: Wow, it's totally falling apart.
 * Cranky: I give it a week, max.
 * [Cuts back to Bluster the third time.]
 * Bluster: (overhearing) A week? A measly little week is all I have left?
 * [Cuts back to the three Kongs inside the cabin again.]
 * Cranky: Nothing we can do. Kaput!
 * [Cuts back to Bluster for the final time outside the cabin.]
 * Bluster: Kaput? (leaves away)
 * [Fades to Bluster Barrelworks at nighttime, with Bluster crying off-screen. Then, it cuts to a sad Bluster inside the factory, laying on top of the barrel.]
 * Bluster: (crying) Oh, cruel twist of fate! So young, so handsome, so brave. Why me, why me?! Why not somebody poor and unattractive?! (gets himself off the barrel) I have so much to live for. My charm, my good looks. My mommy's money. What a sad, sad day for poor old me. Well, at the very least, I have my reputation. (shocked) Oh, no, my reputation. Unless... Unless I change it, turn over a new leaf. One whole week to make my mark in history. One whole week to become... Bluster the Benevolent.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster Barrelworks at daytime. Bluster opens the doors and checks his list of people to help.]
 * Bluster: Hmm... Okay, the first one on the list is Cranky. I'd better find out where he is. (gets an idea and snaps his fingers) I guess I'll hop onto my barrel copter and fly myself to the jungle! Good thinking, Bluster the Benevolent! (chuckling with glee)
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Activating Barrel Copter Mode

 * [Fades to Bluster hopping inside his barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: Okay, let the mission begin!
 * [Bluster starts his engine, and the barrel copter flies off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Airplane Kritters Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster flying inside his barrel copter in the sky, until a gang of Kritters in airplanes appear out of nowhere laughing.]
 * Bluster: Ah! Destroy my beautiful barrel copter, will they? Well, they're no match for Bluster the Benevolent!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Entering the Jungle

 * [Kritters in airplanes are destroyed. Fades to Bluster flying inside his barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: Now, to find Cranky!
 * [The barrel copter arrives in the jungle and lands on the ground. Bluster hops off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending (FMV)

 * [Fades to Cranky Kong, walking alone in the jungle, crossing a railroad track. Just then, Bluster shows up spinning around and talking to Cranky.]
 * Bluster: (stops spinning) Hold on, stand back! Stand back, everyone! Bluster the Benevolent is here. Come on through, Cranky. All clear.
 * Cranky: Out of my way, you nitwit.
 * Bluster: When I'm gone to the big banana patch in the sky, be sure to tell everyone about Bluster the Benevolent.
 * [As Cranky hears this, he points at his head four times, thinking Bluster has lost his mind.]
 * Bluster: (leaving out of the jungle) I'm off to do more good deeds.
 * Cranky: (pointing at Bluster) I'll tell them about you all right.
 * [A duo of Kritters on a minecart are about to run Cranky over. Cranky turns around and screams, then gets flattened by the Kritters.]
 * Cranky: (muffled and flattened) I'll tell them about Bluster the Buffoon!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster in the jungle, who still has his list. The barrel copter is seen in the background.]
 * Bluster: All right, then, Cranky is checked off on my list. I will find Dixie next. (looks up in the sky) You hear that, mumsy? I won't let you down! I will help everyone on Kongo Bongo, for now on!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Found Dixie

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong, who's walking around and searching for someone to talk to in the jungle.]
 * Bluster: Hmm...
 * [Bluster spots Dixie Kong, who can't get her pet lobster and crab off the tree.]
 * Dixie: Oh, no...
 * Bluster: Spotted! (walks over)
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending

 * [Fades to Dixie Kong, who still cannot get her crustacean pets off the tree.]
 * Dixie: Aww...
 * [Bluster arrives once again spinning around and talking to Dixie.]
 * Bluster: (stops spinning) Hello there, young one.
 * Dixie: Bluster? What are you here for? Crabby and Thermidor are stuck on that tree and I can't get them out! Oh, if only there was someone who's willing to save them.
 * Bluster: (thinking he's not going to help Dixie out) Well, I would love to help, but I'm far too busy at the moment. Tell everyone about me, Bluster the Benevolent, while I finish all the good deeds I plan to do before I head off to the big banana patch in the sky. Ta-ta. (leaves off)
 * Dixie: But, wait! What about my...
 * [Bluster leaves and ignores Dixie.]
 * Dixie: ...Pets? (in despair) Oh... That Bluster the Buffoon! How will I ever get my pets out of the tree now?
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong, with his list, walking over to where the barrel copter's located at in the jungle.]
 * Bluster: Cranky, check. Dixie, also check. Now, to find Funky, and then tell Candy to marry me.