The Coolest and Stupidest Dog In Town

Calvin: Hi, I'm Calvin, Welcome to TAKE TWO MUTT AND STUFF!!

Narrator: Calvin I hade some great big news my cousin jyvee is coming to town.

Calvin: Oh great, narrator, do you have any kids?

Viewer: We love you calvin!!!!!!!

Calvin: I love you too motherfuckbitch!

Narrator: (flips a paper) Once Mutt and Stuff was born, Calvin and his dad was part of the 1298s, so you have be returned when you get back to if there is the youngest kid in the world and there one way lure them out (plugs his laptop and eats hamburger)

Viewer: Did you play on Sandboxes and Merry-go-roundie-Mound-es?

Calvin: Merry-go-Stupid-o-Stupid-Motherfucker-Flyer-Machine?

Viewer: (Facepalm)

Narrator (blows horn and chews his hamburger)

(Screen shows Calvin's mouth)

Calvin: NARRATOR I PRESENT TO YOU YOUR FAMOUS PREICOUS THANK GOD TL YOU AND ALL, BECAUSE I PRESENT TO YOU MY-

Stuff: Dogg Starr Stufff!

Narrator:Common children let's go home garndpa.

Stuff: Wait

Kids:kay I give you Puppies

Stuff:cool and stupid, Wait, I Hear Snoring!

Calvin: Oh, I forgot to Tell You, I let Hissy Sleep Here until Bingo and Dolly get Back from Their Mission.

(Snoring)

Stuff: Kitty!

Hissy: (yawn) I Am! Whatever you do don't drool!

Stuff: She's Purple!

Hissy: 🎶Meow, Meow Meow Meow!🎶