What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages

What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages is an American animated television web series. The series centered on the misadventures of in the surreal version of the medieval times.

Tagline

What could possibly go wrong in the medieval times? Well...everything.

Premise

The setting takes place in the fictional kingdom of during the middle ages. It centers on.

Characters

Ron-

Westley-

Emma-

Penelope Stormbutt- the crown princess of Etheridge.

Dove- Penelope's childhood friend and lady in waiting.

who speaks in shakespearean.

Gunter- a mute hobbit who is unable to talk due to his inability to utilize his tongue. He can only communicates with facial expressions, charades and sign language.

Quotes

Beyond the Forest of Death Emma:See...Problem solved.
 * HELP! WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY BUNNIES FROM HELL!
 * Emma:Back, you furry harbingers from hell! reaches into her pocket, she finds the one thing she can use to protect herself) I have...a carrot and i'm not afraid to use it!

I have a carrot and i'm not afraid to use it...That must've been the corniest fucking sentence i have ever heard.

Emma:Unfortunately i can't erase time. Nope, too late for that and besides, bunnies and carrots go together like milk and cookies.

Westley:...Did you know that a squirrel once bit my cousin in the toe.

Ron:Westley.

Westley:...Yes?

Ron:Shut the hell up.

Westley:...Okay.