Caught (Transcript)

Freddie: They’re my family! I’d NEVER kill them! And neither would Frisk! Come on Frisk, let’s just go!

Song: Megalovania by Echo Flower Productions

Cassie: NO! You’re not leaving yet you 2. #Here again #Lost within the darkness #Why not reset #To a path you won’t address #All it would take #Is just one monster falling #Isn’t the urge calling?#

Bill: #Death and war #To you that’s all that matters #Wanting more #As the ashes scatter #Don’t you see #What that path amounts to?# #Don’t listen! #Stay determined you 2!#

Cassie: #Side with me #You'll see my way’s better #Everything #Soon destroyed together #Hear my voice #They deserve the grave too #Make your choice #Murder’s what will save you!#

Bill: #Doesn’t have to be that way #On this determined path you 2 should stay #Genocide is not the right way #You both know what is at stake#

Both: #Your actions determine fate #Save, run, or exterminate? #Now here at the crossroads you both stand #What is the choice you’ll make? #Your heart and soul call within#

Bill: #Will you spare those that you meet#

Cassie: #Or kill them all in frustration?#

Both: #What is the story that you’ll choose to begin?#

Bill: #Violence won’t solve all your quarrels #Genocide will only bring sorrow#

Tommy: #2 paths to take#

Cassie: #Fight and soon your strength will prevail #Let your power shine in this new tale!#

Freddie: #Is it really our choice to make?#

Bill: #When you kill, you distance your mind #More likely to be cruel than kind#

Cassie: #In a fight, friendship can’t set you free #Take their lives, LET THIS WORLD GO EMPTY!#

Bill: #Don’t give in to a lust for power#

Cassie: #Strike them down, it’s their final hour #Would their deaths really be so tragic?#

Bill: #Don’t listen to that megalomaniac!#

Cassie: #Soon those spears will bring you to your end#

Bill: #There is still a chance to befriend #I can help you to survive#

Cassie: #Forget your reservations and decide!#

Bill: #Just stay strong! End their tragic story#

Cassie: #Forget that! Just go for the glory!#

Bill: #Please don’t kill, no need to be fighting#

Cassie: #Feel your thoughts of vengeance igniting#

Bill: #Just be friends! You’ll get through, I promise#

Cassie: #Victory can’t come without violence#

Bill: #Chara, Frisk, yes it’s a risk but #Here’s not kill or be killed#

Cassie: #Here it’s kill or be killed# So what do you choose you 2?

Bill: Hurry up, before it’s too late.

Freddie: We choose to go to your route Pacifist, you were right, you don’t have to kill to win.

Bill: That’s the spirit, see ya around the both of you and good luck for saving the monsters.

Freddie: You were right Frisk, not all humans are bad.

Tommy: It’s okay Chara.

Grayson: Yo! Are you okay Frisk?

Tommy: I’m okay MK, let’s go through the caverns until- Undyne’s here, run!

Grayson: There are 2 tunnels.

Tommy: Don’t worry MK, I’ll go to this one and you’ll go to the other one.

Grayson: Good idea, see ya around Frisk.

Tommy: Woah, Chara what are those?

Freddie: Those are Echo Flowers, these are the ones Sans told you about.

Tommy: What are they like?

Meanwhile in the hallways, Derrick calls out Paul.

Derrick: You literally stole a mic from the booth and it's in your pocket right now.

Paul: I did nothing-

Mat: Woah, hold on, hold on, what?

Derrick: Yeah, he literally stole a mic and is acting like I was trying to ruin the show. He has the mic in his pocket right now.

Mat: You have a mic?

Paul: No, no, he's-

Derrick: Look.

Derrick grabbed the mic from Paul's pocket.

Derrick: Here. I told you.

Mat: Okay, stop, stop, give me that.

Mat grabbed the mic from Derrick.

Derrick: I just came backstage to try to stop him, I mean, I didn't want to see him ruin the show more than it already is.

Mat: Okay, this isn't, this-

Paul: You put that in my pocket.

Derrick: I'm only backstage to try to stop you-

Mat: Okay, okay, no, both of you shut up.

Paul: I have no idea where that even came from.

Alex: Alright, out, out.

Paul: I was banned from this whole entire show and I'm still showing up trying to protect it. If anyone should be banned from this theatre, it's him, not me. I'm just back here trying to stop him-

Mat: Stop. Stop.

Paul: I'm just saying maybe we should reconsider who we're banning from this theatre.

Mat: Both of you just leave, both of you get out now.

Derrick: What?

Mat: We'll deal with the whole mic situation later but for now, get out-

Paul: Er... okay, I don't know what you're even talking about.

Song: Waterfall by Aria Rose and Echo Flower Productions

Freddie: You know, the Echo Flowers sing a song sometimes.

Tommy: The flowers sing?

Freddie: They can talk, you’re surprised they sing? You have to be real quiet…

Dream: #Fallen down…#

Ensemble: #Deep down, Whispers #We can hear them all #Your inner voice #What will it tell us? #The deepest abyss of your soul #It can't hide#

Freddie and Ensemble: #Conflict, turmoil #Unfaltering kindness #Apprehension#

Freddie: #Determination#

Freddie and Ensemble: #All those feelings mixed up #An array of thoughts#

Ensemble: #Will you fight or show #True mercy #You have to make that choice #Will you save our friends #Escape then #Show them the world above#

Dream and Ensemble: #Will you set him free #Mercilessly #Write your wish in the dust #Two sides are playing #A tough game #An endless tug of war #Which will win? #Savior or murderer?#

Freddie: #Echos of a conversation #Fill you up with determination #Paths I once thread, I remember #Before to death I surrendered #Not much has changed here underground #Throughout these hundred years #The songs ring the same #All these memories come back to me #Both joy and sorrow #Pain taught me a blend of hate and love #Though there’s resentment #There’s someone that you remind me of #Long ago #And the promise of my own#

Dream: #Now hear the echoes calling #Whisper as the world is falling #Paths are winding, lost and rotten #Soon by all you’ll be forgotten…#

Tommy: There’s someone I remind you of, who is it?

Freddie: My brother.

Tommy: You have a brother?

Freddie: Yes.

Tommy: Is that chocolate?

Freddie: Yeah, you want some? You must be tired after Undyne killed us.

Tommy: Sure. Hey Chara, do you want to play a game?

Freddie: What is it?

Tommy: It’s called tag. Tag, you’re it.

Freddie: I’m not even ready yet. That was fun.

Tommy: Yeah, Chara, what happens if I touch the flower?

Freddie: It repeats phrases instead, try it.

Cara: Behind you.

Tommy: What does it mean?

Freddie: Frisk…

Hannah: Surprise!

Tommy and Freddie: Run!

Tommy: Chara, it’s a dead end!

Freddie: Frisk! Frisk, can you hear me? (Checks pulse) Okay, he’s not dead, he’s okay, he is just knocked unconscious.

Toby: It sounds like it’s coming from over there. Oh! You’ve fallen down, haven’t you? Chara… huh? That’s a nice name. C’mon Chara, I won’t hurt you.

Mat proceeded to kick out Derrick and Paul.

Derrick: Why do I need to leave? I am responsible for saving this show, I'm the reason why this show is even still on right now-

Alex: Why don't you go audition for Broadway or something? Do something better with your time than be back here during our show.

Derrick: You know, maybe I will, maybe I will. You know, I actually have an audition scheduled for next week? I have an audition for Broadway, a Broadway tour actually. The director of that show, which is way better than those child directors of this show already said that I was extremely talented and I'm definitely gonna get the lead role.

Mat: Get out.

Derrick: Okay, you can't kick, you cannot kick me out.

Mat: Okay, well, you're gonna leave one way or another.

Derrick: You can't kick me out, I payed money to buy tickets to this show-

Alex: Last time I checked, those weren't backstage pass tickets.

Mat: I'm giving you until 5 to make your decision, because I don't have time for this.

Derrick: Okay, no, no, I'm calling, I'm calling my mum, I'm literally calling my mum.

Derrick called his mum and faked crying.

Derrick: (crying) Hi mum, they're, they're trying to kick me out.

Alex: You gotta be kidding me.

Song: Memory by Echo Flower Productions

Toby: #Angel fallen from the sky #I’m here, I heard your cry #Eyes like embers burning bright #I swear you’ll be alright#

Freddie: #Dolorem ipsum docet #I just want to forget #After everything I’ve known #I’m better off alone#

Toby: #In that world up there above #Were you ever shown love? #You have no need to fear me #I will show you mercy #I’ll stay determined and strong #To help right what went wrong #I see the pain in your eyes #But there is hope and light #Let your bad thoughts disappear #You have no need to fear #No need to run or escape #I promise you’ll be safe#

Freddie: #Distant starlight #Trapped in the light #Here below #Was it you calling?#

Toby: #Down here you can always stay #We 2 will be okay #You can make this place your home #You’ll never be alone#

Freddie: Frisk! Thank god you’re okay.

Tommy: What happened here? These golden flowers again?

Freddie: I like those flowers, c’mon, let’s get out of this dump.

Nick: You…

Tommy: Who’s there?

Nick: YOU…

Freddie: If someone is calling us, then show yourself.

Nick: You… I am the Mad Dummy. It looks like you 2 ran away. I am a ghost that lives inside a DUMMY. My cousin used to live inside a DUMMY, too. Until… YOU CAME ALONG! When you talked to them, they thought they’d be in for a nice chat… but you didn’t TALK TO THEM…! Horrible! Shocking! UNBELIEVABLE! They were so heartbroken that they phased right out of their dummy! HUMAN! I’ll break your SOUL out of your body!

Back in the auditorium, Karen is trying to get through the crowd in order to get to her son.

Karen: Excuse me, I need to get through.

Simon: Err what? What are you doing? Are you trying to get somewhere?

Karen: Oh great, you, err... I need to be backstage.

Simon: Er...

Karen: Right now. Erm... so just, please excuse me, please.

Simon: Ma'am, you can't, you can't leave up the stairs to the stage. I can escort you out-

Karen: No, no no no, you don't know what you're talking about. Okay? Erm... these stairs are where I need to go backstage so I can get to my son.

Simon: Well, but-

Karen: Sweetie, you don't know what you're talking about-

Simon: Sorry, audience members are not allowed backstage, so-

Karen: Well, you actually don't have any authority here so you have no right to be telling me where I can and can't go. I'm a, I'm a paying ticket donor to this theatre.

Simon: Okay, that is, that is not how that works.

Then, the directors came.

Zoe: Ma'am?

Karen: Can I help you?

Raphael: First of all, lower your voice-

Karen: Okay, well I'm not even, I'm not even talking that loud, so I think that was very rude of you. I don't really appreciate your treatment of audience members, paying audience members to your theatre.

Zoe: Second, is there an issue?

Karen: Well, there's plenty of issues-

Raphael: Yeah, and the biggest one right now is you trying to get onstage-

Karen: No. No no, don't put words in my mouth, I never said I was going onstage-

Zoe: Okay, well, you're up and out of your seat and you are by the stage to climb up the stairs, so.

Song: Dummy! by Echo Flower Productions

Nick: #FOOL! #You think you can hurt me?! #You can’t kill something incorporeal #It seems you won’t even try #That makes it easier! Now DIE, DIE, DIE! #To avenge my cousin’s lost home #You spooked them out, now they’re all alone #Should I comfort them? What’s their name? #I don’t know, doesn’t matter anyway! #Too busy taking your soul #So I’ll stand in my window throne #You’re a foolish, foolish, FOOLISH one! #To think that you could have ever won! #Feeble! Feeble! FEEBLE! #Futile! Futile! FUTILE! #Pitiful! Pitiful! PITIFUL HUMAN! #Wait, who’s that behind you? #Your ghostly friend will not save you! #Idiot! Stupid! The MEANEST HUMAN! #You’re just a DUMMY and I’m gonna prove it! #Wait, is that a compliment? #Well, who cares? Your death’s now commenced! #Hey guys! You DUMMIES! Don’t shoot at ME! #You’re FIRED! Replaced by the ones that aren’t dumb GARBAGE! #Dummy bots! Missile strike! #Prepare yourselves to make it right! #Alright! Dummy bots! Attack the human instead! #That’s a thought that you should best follow through with! #ALRIGHT! End the fight! #KILL THE HUMAN, and do it right!#

Tommy: #Chara, what do I do? #This dummy is going to slice us through#

Freddie: #Keep it up, trick the attacks #Make his own magic hit him back#

Tommy: #There’s cotton everywhere #A really mad dummy, but I’m not scared #I’ll face those who are far worse #I’ll still make it through of course#

Nick: #Dummy bots! Magic attack! #Don’t let the missiles come back! #Try again! You’re AWFUL FRIENDS! #The final attack will now commence!# DUMMY BOTS! FINAL AAAAATTAAAAACK! #FOOLS! You’re all even worse! #WELL, WHO CARES?! I don’t need friends! #I’ve still got knives! #All by myself, I can bring your end! #Prepare yourself for my knife barrage! #I don’t need my entourage! #All they do is ruin the fun! #Can’t take your soul with more than one! #HERE IT COMES! You should be afraid! #This dummy will bring your last day! #NOW HERE IS MY KNIFE ATTACK! #You’ll NEVER dodge this! And it WON’T come back!# I’m… out of knives… #But it doesn’t matter! #We’re here forever! #We’re fighting til you give up #You’ve lost to this mad dummy #You think that this is FUNNY?!?! #AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!#

Freddie: I can’t believe this. The only people who can see me are a human, a crybaby ghost, and a psycho dummy with anger issues!

Nick: WHAT?! I DON’T HAVE ANGER ISSUES!

Freddie: Riiiight…. Come on, Frisk, let’s go. He can’t keep us here.

Nick: Don’t walk away from me! You’ll be stuck here! FIGHTING ME FOREVER!

Freddie: You DO realize we can just walk away, right? Besides, why are you so mad? We didn’t just “not talk to him, '' we never even MET your cousin.

Nick: Uh… huh. I guess you’re right. You win this time, human… and… ghost human?

Freddie: Egh. I don’t like being called either of those, so don’t remind me!

Tommy: Bye, Mr. Dummy!

Nick: Um… bye? Hey Blook!

Wilbur: Oh, hi Frisk and… who are you?

Freddie: Chara…

Wilbur: Chara, right, do you 2 want to come to my house, if not, then it’s fine.

Freddie: Do you think we should come to his house?

Tommy: Sure, c’mon Chara.

Wilbur: Oh hi, I didn’t expect you to come.

Tommy: It’s okay, what are you doing, Blooky?

Wilbur: Well, I’m working on a mixtape, do you want to pick a song?

Freddie: Well, can I pick?

Tommy: Sure, go ahead.

Freddie: Here Blooky.

Nick: Oh so you chose ‘Spooktune”, let’s listen to it.

Tommy: (whispers) He’s gonna sing.

Zoe and Raphael continues having a discussion with Karen.

Zoe: I'm not sure what you wanna call that but I would call that trying to get up onstage-

Karen: No. I never said that. I'm going backstage, there's a difference hun.

Raphael: You think I'm gonna let you backstage with all my actors? There's a show going on-

Karen: Yes, I'm aware, I payed for a ticket to this show.

Zoe: Go sit back down or we'll escort you out.

Karen: You're not gonna tell me what to do you hopeless kids. Excuse me-

Raphael: Ma'am, you are at our show, Zoe and I are the directors of this show. You are not going backstage. Right now, you're jeopardising the show and causing a distraction for our actors-

Karen: Please, the show was ruined from the moment the cast list came out.

Zoe: Okay, ma'am, I'm gonna ask you to leave. I'm gonna ask you to leave, we will escort you out-

Karen: No, no, I don't think so. No, the only place I'm gonna go is backstage to get to my son.

Raphael: Woah, hang on, back up, your son's backstage?

Karen: This does not concern you-

Zoe: Why is your son backstage?

Karen: He can go where he pleases. He deserved to be in this show.

Raphael: That's it. No, Zoe and I are going-

Song: Spooktune by Echo Flower Productions

Wilbur: #This is a song that I call Spooktune #It won’t leave your head anytime soon #Hear the notes as in your mind they play #And the world might look a bit less grey #Hear the spooky tune #Of this little song #And soon you’ll have no choice but to sing along #Listen to the spooky atmosphere #And the world outside might disappear #Clouds cover the moon #Fog shrouds all the world with gloom #And the tune of everything will soon come to an end #Hear the spooky song #Try to run away #But eventually you’ll sing along and say #Now my Spooktune song is nearly done #I really hope hearing it was fun #Clouds cover the moon #Fog shrouds all the world with gloom #And the tune of everything will soon come to an end# Well, what do you think?

Tommy: It sounds good… anyways, see ya around Napstablook.

Wilbur: Bye.

Freddie: Bye.

George: Why did the humans attack? They had nothing to fear, it would take the SOUL of nearly every monster just to equal the power of one human SOUL.

Cara: But they have one weakness. The strength of the human soul let's it persist outside the body, even after death. If a monster defeats a human, they can take it's SOUL. A monster with a human SOUL would have... Unfathomable power.

Beau: The power to take their SOULS. This is the power the humans feared. When a monster dies, their SOUL will disappear. And an incredible power would be needed to take the SOUL of a living monster.

Cara: But a special monster... A boss monster, their SOUL can persist for a few moments after death. A human could absorb this SOUL.

Sam: But this has never happened. And now it never will. Hurt, beaten and fearful for our lives, we surrendered to the humans. When the seven of their greatest magicians and sorcerers sealed us underground in Mount Ebott with a magic spell. Anything can enter through the seal... but only beings with a powerful SOUL can leave.

Niki: There is only one way to reverse this spell. If a huge power, equivalent to seven human SOULS, attacks the barrier... It will be destroyed.

George: But this place has no entrances or exits. There is no way a human could come here. We will all remain trapped down here forever. However... there is a prophecy, The Angel... The one who has seen the surface... They will return, and the underground will go empty.

Tommy: The prophecy of an angel? What the heck is that?

Freddie: This is the story my mum, Toriel, told me about before I went to bed but I didn’t understand until I ended my life.

Tommy: How did you end your life?

Freddie: I killed myself so that my brother can take my soul, my adoptive brother.

Tommy: Geez.

Freddie: You know, I always wanted to have another brother.

Tommy: Really.

Freddie: Yeah, but you really are like a little brother to me, I care about you. Sorry for being a jerk on you, humans really aren't bad.

Tommmy: It's fine.

Grayson: Yo! Listen, Undyne told me to ‘stay away from that human’.

Tommy: Why, I never did anything wrong, all I did was befriend every monster I met but I need to get outta here.

Grayson: I know. Ahh! I tripped!

Tommy: Here, let me help you.

Grayson: If you are going to hurt my friend, then you’ll have to go through me first. She’s gone.

Tommy: Monster Kid, thanks for saving my life from Undyne.

Grayson: Because I haven’t had friends in my life, but I’m glad that you are my friend.

Tommy: Thanks MK.

Grayson: Oh, I have to go, my parents would be worried sick about me, bye Frisk.

Tommy: Bye MK.

Cara: Every human who falls down here must die.

George: With enough souls, we can shatter the barrier forever.

Beau: It's not long now.

Niki: King ASGORE will let us go.

Beau: King ASGORE will give us hope.

Sam: King ASGORE will save us all.

George: You should be smiling, too.

Niki: Aren't you excited?

Cara: Aren't you happy?

Sam: You're going to be free.

Hannah: And the humans shall not stand in our way any longer. I knew you’d come here human, they all did, and they all fell.

Tommy: What did you say, Undyne?

Karen ran to the halls to 'stand up' for Derrick.

Karen: Step away from my son right now.

Alex: Oh my-

Zoe: Ma'am, no. You need to leave. You are not allowed backstage and neither is your son.

Karen: I'm back here because I need to be-

Raphael: You are not gonna harass our actors-

Karen: You obviously have problems with your actors attacking my son-

Derrick: Everyone is attacking me for no reason and telling me I have to get out or something? I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't do anything wrong-

Alex: Because you almost groomed Karl and Tubbo, you groomed all the ladies in the past and you bullied everyone else.

Mat: He almost groomed my son? Geez, what's into this guy?

Karen: And this isn't even the first time? I am so tired of this. I will be back here if I need to be back here because my son needs me.

Alex: What a mama's boy.

Zoe: I don't care. I do not care. There is absolutely zero reason why you should be backstage right now. None. So no, I don't wanna hear it-

Karen: My son is the victim here-

Derrick: I am. That is actually true, yeah.

Alex: How is he the victim when he groomed and harassed everyone? He almost raped Karl for crying out loud.

Raphael: You are not where you're supposed to be. You're not supposed to be back here. So if our actors were telling you to get out, then they're correct. You need to get out-

Karen: You do not speak to my son that way-

Zoe: No, he'll speak how he wants. This is our show, not yours.

Karen: Okay, well, the maturity level of everyone in this entire department is just great. So you're defending your actors, your cast, attacking my son, attacking him, look at him. I'm gonna make sure that you're fired, I'm gonna get you fired. I know people, I am people, we are people, my family. You can say goodbye to your job because it's over-

Alex: Zoe and Raphael said to leave.

Karen: Excuse you?

Song: Spear Of Justice by Man On The Internet

Hannah: I knew you'd come here, human. They all did, and they all fell #With the seventh human soul, our world will be transformed #Now, you stand, facing me, in the eye of the storm...# But first, human, let me tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago… No, you know what? SCREW IT! Why should I tell that story, WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE? NGAAAAAH! #There comes a time when #A hero must make a choice #Fighting with honor, make #All rivals fear my voice #Tonight, this battle will #Make all the monsters say#

Hannah and Ensemble: #Undyne has saved us all #Undyne brought back the day!#

Hannah: #Real heroes never fear #Real heroes laugh at death #Every soldier must fight #Until their final breath! #I dedicate my life #To upholding what's right #Serving my land and king #BRING VICTORY TONIGHT!#

Ensemble: #Bring victory tonight! #Come on and do what's right #Go, Undyne, fight!#

Hannah: #I forged my destiny from my blood and my sweat #If there's one who can beat me, I haven't met them yet! #You'll never win, little child, this is my destiny #They will sing of my name in the pages of history!#

Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #Raise my spear to the sky!#

Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #Loyal soldier keep marching on!#

Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #We shout with one voice!#

Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #We will carry on! #You stand in the way of all our hopes and dreams #If human history has taught me anything #It's that humans will fight, it's that humans are tough #But from what I have seen, you're made of softer stuff#

Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #Stand until the end!#

Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #Because someone has to die!#

Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #Clash as you pretend!#

Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #The bloodstains will dry! #The very fact you exist is a crime #But you're not going to escape, no, not this time #If your life stands between us and seeing the sky #Then tough luck for you, human, tonight you're gonna die! #I feel everyone's hearts as they're pounding in sync #Pushing determination to the very brink! #With our hearts and our souls, we all know we can't fail #So come on, little human, let's end this sorry tale#

Hannah and Ensemble: #I feel everyone's hearts as they're pounding in sync #Pushing determination to the very brink! #With our hearts and our souls, we all know we can't fail #So come on, little human, let's end this sorry tale!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #Is that all you've got?#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #I've nothing to fear!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #You are a disease!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #I'm justice's spear!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #You cannot fool me!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #You're sick in the head!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #We'd all be happy#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #If you were dead#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #'Til your dying breath!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #For the ones who've gone!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #For our noble cause!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #We will carry on!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #We will find a home!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #We'll escape the wild!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #We will see the dawn!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #Farewell, human child!#

Hannah and Ensemble: #Real heroes never fear #Real heroes laugh at death #Every soldier must fight #Until their final breath!#

Hannah: #I dedicate my life #To upholding what's right #Serving my land and king #BRING VICTORY TONIGHT!#

Ensemble: #Bring victory tonight! #Come on and do what's right #Go, Undyne, fight!#

Hannah: #I know in my heart there's no path but to fight #I know in my heart I am doing what's right #It'll be different this time, we will win this war #The humans will know fury like never before!#

Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #Raise my spear to the sky!#

Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #Loyal soldier keep marching on!#

Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #We shout with one voice!#

Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #We will carry on! #There were six came before you, six humans who tried #To get past the royal guard, every one of them died #I will never accept your mercy, never be spared #Killing you is my mercy, so stop being scared!#

Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #Stand until the end!#

Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #Because someone has to die!#

Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #Clash as you pretend!#

Ensemble: #Fight on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #The bloodstains will dry!#

Ensemble: #We believe, Undyne, that you're doing what's right #Come on, then, Undyne, you must finish the fight! #Your heart, Undyne, should be telling you what's right #You can't let a human live, you must finish the fight!#

Hannah and Ensemble: #Come on, Undyne, stop the bloodshed tonight #What's good is a hero if they will not fight? #Follow your heart, and you will do what's right #You can't run away this time, let us finish the fight!#

Hannah: #Stop running, human, now come back and fight #I will rip out your soul and I'll bring back the light! #You can't give me mercy, can't handle my might #Though you flee to the heat, you will not leave my sight!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #'Til your dying breath!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #For the ones who've gone!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #For our noble cause!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #We will carry on!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #We will find a home!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #We'll escape the wild!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #We will see the dawn!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #Farewell, human child!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #Get back here. you punk!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #Don't you disappear!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #This is the last time-#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #Hey, get back here!#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #Ah man, all this heat...#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #I'm just feeling beat...#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #I need a drink...#

Ensemble: #FIGHT!#

Hannah: #Can't stay on my feet...#

Ensemble: #Undyne, don't give up the fight!#

Karl: Hey Frisk, glad to see you again. So, are you thirsty? Do you want some water?

Tommy: Sure.

Karl: Heya? So Frisk, do you want to have dinner with me?

Tommy: Sure, but where?

Karl: Follow me.

The discussion continues.

Derrick: Erm, you literally have no reason to talk in this situation right now. That was literally so uncalled for, that was so uncalled for. Why don't you go back onstage and sing your terrible song with your pitchy voice and bad acting.

Alex: (laughs) I'm a tenor but okay-

Derrick: No one even asked you to be out here in the hallway right now, this does not even concern you at all-

Karen: You're the one of the ones attacking my son, you're one of the main ones attacking my son. So you better be very careful what you say to me-

Alex: Are you really threatening me?

Karen: It's not a threat, no, it's a statement.

Alex: What do you think, I'm afraid of someone's mum?

Raphael: Hey. Let us handle this, you need to focus on the show.

Alex: Yes guys, sorry.

Zoe: No, you don't need to be a part of this.

Alex: Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Raphael: Now go on, go.

Alex: I gotta get onstage for my scene so, hope I don't see you later-

Zoe: Now you 2, come with us, we're escorting you out-

Karen: Oh, absolutely not-

Raphael: Absolutely yes. You're leaving.

Karen: I payed money to see this show-

Zoe: So did everyone else. And you're ruining the experience for them.

Karen: I think the people in the audience are enjoying the show just fine. We haven't done anything wrong-

Raphael: You're talking during the show. Your son's singing. Your son's backstage. Get out. Out.

Karen: This is ridiculous. I demand a refund. At this point, no, we deserve a refund absolutely.

Song: It’s Raining Somewhere by Man On The Internet and Ateotu

Karl: #Here we are #We've come so far #All alone #You still want home #I know that feel #But let's be real #See what you have? #Good food, good drinks, good friends, bad laughs, so #I know you're driven #But look what you've been given #Is what you have to do #Really worth all this to you? #You're not alone #You've got this ol' bag of bones #To help you through #Show you what to do #I'm rootin' for ya, kid #Always will, and always did...#

Tommy: So, do you have any stories to tell me?

Karl: Well, I dunno what to tell you.

Tommy: #Don’t you know that you could tell me anything #And I would tell not another SOUL #In the end, when the laughter’s gone #I think we both feel quite alone#

Karl: #I can tell by the way that you speak to me #That there is so much that you might know #Even so, it won’t fill the emptiness #That chills you to the bone#

Tommy: #Now and then, when you can find the company #Somehow it’s always behind locked doors #Making promises you don’t want #Because you’ve made them once before#

Both: #Don’t you feel like a mess sometimes? #I hope you know that it’s okay #Searching endlessly for your distraction #Just to make through the day#

Tommy: #You don’t have to have anything #Sorted out right now#

Karl: #Just take your time #And thought #It was raining somewhere#

Tommy: #Don’t you know that you could tell me anything #And I would tell not another SOUL#

Karl: #Go ahead, you can make your threats at me #But one day, I will be gone#

Tommy: #Quietly, you can make your confessions #Through the spring of truth as you speak in jest#

Karl: #I can hold it within your heart #Till I am finally laid to rest#

Tommy: So, any stories?

Karl: Well, I do, it started a few months ago when I was in a search for humans. Then, I got bored and saw this door.

Tommy: The door from the Ruins to Snowdin?

Karl: Exactly. Back to the story, I knocked on the door and a lady said, ‘Who’s there’? And I replied ‘dishes’.

Tommy: Then, what did she say?

Karl: She said, ‘Dishes who’?

Tommy: What’s your answer?

Karl: ‘Dishes a very bad knock knock joke’.

Frisk: (laughs) That’s kinda funny, what’s her reaction?

Karl: She laughed, then I went on until I have to go because my brother, Papyrus, can’t go to bed without his bedtime story.

Tommy: Okay, then what happened?

Karl: Well, months after that, I didn’t hear her laugh, she was crying. I asked her what’s wrong, then she answered, ‘if a human ever comes through the door, please take care of them’. I hated making promises and I didn’t know her name. Now the promise came true, you came along Frisk, I will promise her to keep you safe.

Tommy: Well, I know this lady, she looked after me for a while and her name is Toriel.

Karl: Toriel, such a nice name, Frisk, I have something to tell you.

Tommy: What?

Karl: Y O U ‘ L L B E D E A D W H E R E Y O U S T A N D…

Tommy: (whimpers)

Karl: Hey, lighten up, bucko, I’m just joking. Hey, what’s wrong.

Tommy: Nothing.

Karl: Well, I’ve gotta go, Papyrus is waiting for you at Undyne’s house.

Tommy: Okay, anytime Sans. Papyrus, I’m here for Undyne.

Alex: Excellent! Now, we will talk to Undyne so that she could be your friend. Also I’m going to give her a gift.

Tommy: Cool.

Alex: Okay, stand behind me.

Hannah: Hey there Papyrus you’re here just in time.

Alex: I'm always on time. Undyne, I brought a friend that you can talk to.

Hannah: Hey there new friend of Papyrus, I don't think weee........ (realized that Frisk is with Papyrus) .... Why... don't you... come in?

Alex: The human and I also brought a gift for you.

Hannah: Uhh... thanks Papyrus, I'll put it in the drawer with the others. So tell me Papyrus, why did you bring this human?

Tommy: Undyne, just call me ‘Frisk’ instead calling me ‘human’.

Hannah: Right, then... So are we ready?

Alex: Whoopsy doopsy! I just remembered! I have to go to the bathroom, you 2 have fun!

Tommy: Did... Papyrus jump off the window, is he gonna be alright?

Hannah: Yeah, I'm sure he will be fine because he is a skeleton. (pauses) So why are you here Frisk? To rub your victory into my face? To humiliate me even further?! IS THAT IT?!

Tommy: Uh, no. It's not like that Undyne.

Hannah: I see, then why are you here? (notices) Wait a sec... you think I'm going to be friends with you? Instead of killing you off?!

Tommy: Yeah?

Hannah: Really? How delightful, let's do it! Let's all frolic in the fields of friendship... NOT! Why will I EVER been friends with you?! If you weren't my house guest, I'd beat you up right now!

Tommy: But Undyne, why do you keep hating me?

Hannah: "Why"? WHY?!? Because you're the enemy everyone's hopes and dreams, and I will NEVER BE YOUR FRIEND!

Alex: Dang. What a shame... I thought Undyne could be friends with you. But I guess I’ve overestimated her, she’s not up to the challenge. (leaves the window)

Hannah: (shocked) CHALLENGE?! What?! Papyrus, wait a second! (sighs) Dang it.

Tommy: So... do you think that we can be friends?

Hannah: Fine then, but listen up human…

Tommy: (confused)

Hannah: Oh, I mean... Frisk, I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day but first of all, we are not just going to be friends but instead we are going to be... BESTIES!

Tommy: "Besties"?

Hannah: Why Besties are a person's best friend, it’s an easy word. So then... why don't you have a seat?

Tommy: Alright then.

Karen didn't get her refund so the discussion continues.

Karen: This is ridiculous. I demand a refund. At this point, no, we deserve a refund. Absolutely.

Zoe: Do we need to give them refunds? Do we need to give those people their money back? They deserve it more than you.

Karen: I've donated to this department-

Raphael: You've gotta get over that.

Karen: We deserve some sort of compensation for the amount of stress that you've put us through. The amount of stress that you've put my son through all these months.

Derrick: This is like so stressful.

Karen: All these months-

Zoe: You're doing all of this, both of you are doing all of this because you can't get over the fact that your son didn't get what he wanted for one moment of his life. I really don't want to have to escalate things but I will if I need to.

Karen: Erm... no kids-

Raphael: We will escort you both out. But you are no longer welcome at this show. At all. So you're either going to walk out nicely, or we'll have to go call some people.

Karen: Oh you're gonna call somebody? You're gonna call. Call who? What? To make us leave? This is absolutely ridiculous, this is so immature.

Zoe: So which is it gonna be?

Karen: We're not leaving until you pay us. You're lucky that we showed up to watch the opening night of this awful show.

Song: Dating Undyne by Man On The Internet

Hannah: #Sit at the table #I’ll get something to drink #I said, ‘SIT DOWN THIS IS MY HOME YOU LITTLE FINK!!!’ #Just point to what you want, I recommend tea #Um... I meant at a drink, are you flirting with me? #Here's your tea, little kid, careful, it's hot! #Though YOU STILL SHOULD DRINK IT! #Do you like it or not? #It's the best friggin' tea you've ever tasted- #Such flavor you can't comprehend! #For my most precious friend!#

Tommy: It's... very good, what kind of flavor is it, Undyne?

Hannah: Why it is golden flower tea, one of the greatest tea that everyone tastes and I buy it at the groceries because it’s very cheap... You know Frisk, the way you drink that tea... you reminded of King Asgore, it was his favourite tea.

Tommy: Really? I never really knew that, so tell me Undyne, how did you first join the royal guard?

Hannah: Well, back then when I was a hot headed kid, once to prove I was the strongest, I tried to fight him. Emphasis on TRIED. I couldn't land a hit on him, and he refused to fight back. I was so humiliated... then, he apologised and said... (doing lower man voice) "Excuse me, do you want to know how to beat me?" (back to her voice) I said yes, and from then on, he trained me until I finally managed to knock him down! But, I felt so bad for him. But he was beaming... I had never seen someone more proud to get their butt kicked. Well, long story short, after training I finally became the head of the royal guard, then I'm the one training dorks to fight like Papyrus.

Tommy: I see, so are you ever going to make him the new member of the royal guard?

Hannah: I loved to but... I'm afraid I can't let Papyrus join. Also don't tell him I said that, because... He was just too innocent and nice, I mean look, he was supposed to capture you... and ended up being friends with you. I couldn't send him into battle, he will get ripped into smiling shreds.

Tommy: That's why you keep training him.

Hannah: And even teach him to cook.

Tommy: Oh, Undyne I completely ran out.

Hannah: Don't you worry Frisk, I'll get some more. Wait a second... Papyrus, his cooking lesson... He was supposed to have that right now! If he’s not going to cook with me... Maybe you can cook with me!

Tommy: What?! I... I can't cook, it’s too dangerous for me.

Hannah: Dangerous? Fuhuhuhu! Don't be silly, we can cook together because we are Besties! #Heroes start with the sauce! #Picture your enemy! #Pound veggies into paste! #DON'T PET THE ENEMY! #Heroes do it LIKE THIS #Yeah, I'm on a roll! #Don't worry 'bout the mess #I'll put it in a bowl #Now, put the noodles in! #Homemade Is better than canned! #But since I'm really cheap #I JUST BUY THE STORE BRAND! #Put them into the pot! #Drop them like they're all crooks! 3You're going way too slow! #Hey! Don't give me that look!#

Tommy: #Hey! I didn’t gave you that look #You lived by the hero book #Now I can’t cook!#

Ensemble: #Cook on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #Stir as hard as you can!#

Ensemble: #Cook on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #We will make this pasta spin!#

Ensemble: #Cook on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #YOU CAN GO HARDER!#

Ensemble: #Cook on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #It's a war we're going to win!#

Ensemble: #Cook on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #Just let me stir, then!#

Ensemble: #Cook on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #WITH THE POWER OF MY SPEAR!#

Ensemble: #Cook on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #Though the pot gets smashed#

Ensemble: #Cook on, Undyne!#

Hannah: #This is how it learns fear! #That's all prepared, we will turn up the heat! #Turn the stove to the max, and let your passion shine! #The dial only goes right, we can't turn all this off! #This is what it is like when you cook with Undyne! #Come on, bestie, that's just not hot enough! #Let your hopes and your dreams turn into burning fire! #Follow your heart, don't hold anything back #The pasta is your enemy, light the funeral pyre! #What the heck, human, you call that a fire? #You don't hope and dream hard enough! Show me your ire! #Let me show you power the monsters admire #Look out stove, here comes Undyne, the world I'll inspire! #YEAH!#

Tommy: I told you Undyne.

Hannah: Yeah maybe you’re right, no wonder Papyrus really sucks at cooking. So what are we going to do next? Friendship bracelets, or others? (sighs) Who am I kidding? I can't get a friend like everyone else.

Tommy: Hey it's okay, it's not your fault because friends will never leave your side. But you don't need to blame everyone because of what they didn't do like you keep attacking me because I was a murderer.

Hannah: Sure thing, and now for this day forth. I will make sure that I will never blame anyone and even my friends! Thank you very much Frisk.

Tommy: Your welcome, so... are we going to leave this burning house?

Hannah: Well, that was very fun Frisk we can do more some other time! But I have to find a place to sleep or live.

Alex: Maybe you can live at my house in Snowdin.

Hannah: Wha? Papyrus! This is all your fault!

Alex: Of course it is, am I really helpful?

Hannah: You know, yeah it does work good on you Papyrus. So Frisk if we meet again in Snowdin, we can do a fun game that I like to call Snow Wrestling.

Tommy: Snow wrestling? I’ve never heard of that game.

Freddie: So do I.

Alex: (whispers) That’s when she sneaks up on you from behind, then, she tackles and yells "snow wrestling!". it’s... not the best game for me.

Hannah: Well, you know what I think Papyrus?

Alex: What?

Hannah: (wrestles Papyrus) SNOW WRESTLING! You could give it a try Frisk.

Alex: I’m out of here! I fear for my personal safety! (runs off)

Tommy: Well, I have to get back to Hotlands and even going back home. I hope I'll see you again Undyne.

Hannah: Me too. (realised) Oh wait a second Frisk, before you go... Can you take this letter to Dr. Alphys?

Tommy: Sure thing. So where does she live?

Hannah: She lives in Hotlands at a building called Laboratory.

Tommy: Then why can’t you give this letter to her by yourself?

Hannah: Well umm... I completely forgot to tell you about, because I don't want to go to Hotlands, it will make me die from thirst and you saved me when you give me cold water.

Tommy: Oh I see, because you are a fish and the heat will make you feel thirsty. Don't you worry Undyne, I will deliver this to Alphys in no time.

Hannah: Thanks, oh if you read this letter... I WILL K

ILL YOU! Well see you later Frisk!

Alex: Maybe you can talk to her with a romantic voice, it will be flattering.

Hannah: I'll show you "Flattering"!

Alex: NO!!! NOT THE FLATTERY SUPLEX!!!

Freddie: Frisk, let’s go.

Then, the security guard came in.

Alberto: I have a report of a disturbance here?

Raphael: You're here quick, we literally just called.

Alberto: Yeah, err... you're not the first to call tonight.

Zoe: Oh.

Karen: I'm so glad you're finally here, you know we-

The security guard took off his glasses revealing that he was Derrick and Paul's father.

Alberto: I figured it was you.

Karen: I would like to request a different officer. You know, typically when people get divorced, they want to stay away from each other.

Zoe: Divorce? What's that?

Alberto: Well, that was the goal-

Karen: Just odd how you divorce me and now you look for every opportunity to fly all the way here just to come see me.

Alberto: We've been divorced for 5 years-

Karen: Yeah, well, you've been with him for 6 so. Where's your little girlfriend at?

Alberto: I fathered another son with her a year after Derrick was born.

Karen: Oh, you didn't bring her? He didn't bring her. What are you, on a lying streak again? Don't tell me, don't tell me you're having another affair.

Alberto: No, I'm not, I'm not doing this-

Karen: Oh, you can do her though.

Raphael: Erm...

Alberto: I'm just here to do my job.

Karen: You err... sure you're not just trying to see me?

Alberto: Believe me, if I would've known it was you here, I would not have came. We have reports of a disturbance-

Karen: Disturbance? What disturbance? We've just been watching the show-

Alberto: You're gonna need to leave. You and your son, both.

Karen: You're okay with how he's being treated back here?

Alberto: Well, it's not really my problem so.

Karen: Well, wouldn't have expected anything different from you.

Song: Alphys by Man On The Internet

Tina: Oh my god, a human! You've come here so soon and the place is such a mess. I barely got dressed and oh my god the cameras are watching... It's just that I can't even deal, come on don't be weird... (turned to Frisk) Greetings my name is Alphys, I am a royal scientist to help King Asgore and... what is your name?

Tommy: Frisk, so my friends Papyrus and Undyne have told me that you can help me lead to the surface. Is that right?

Tina: Ye... yeah I really like to help you out, but I’ve got some issues in Hotlands that Mettaton has been malfunctioning and… #I'll take you to the castle #It would be no hassle #Know what I mean? #Well, there's a little issue #See, I made an artificial killing machine #There's no need to worry, though #You have me right here, so #You'll survive his rage #Though I'll lead from the rear #I'll still be here #Even when Mettaton steals the stage #I'll lead the way #Like in anime #You can trust me #Mew Mew Kissy Cutie is my favorite- #Dang it, Alphys! #Quit it!#Um, sorry, hang on-

Eret: HERE’S METTATON!

Tommy: This is really not going to be good.

Tina: (shocked) Oh no, Mettaton please don't!

Eret: METTATON "DO"! NOW WE HAVE A SPECIAL SHOW FOR A QUIZ, WE HAVE A NEW GUEST CALLED... WHAT'S YOUR NAME DARLING?

Tommy: Frisk, then why do you want me to answer the quiz question Mettaton?

Eret: NICE QUESTION DARING, SO THIS QUIZ WAS VERY SIMPLE: ANSWER CORRECTLY OR... YOU WILL DIE! (laughing)

Alberto proceeded to escort his ex-wife and his son out of the theatre.

Alberto: Come on, come on, you know the drill, let's go, come on-

Karen: We're not leaving until I get my money back.

Alberto: No, you're leaving now.

Karen: (laughs) Wow-

Alberto: Woman. I am doing my job, I am doing my job, if you're not gonna cooperate then I will have to take you out myself.

Karen: I want compensation for this whole situation-

Zoe: On, compensation?

Karen: It's what we deserve.

Alberto: Alright. Alright, let's go-

Alberto grabbed Karen on the arm.

Karen: You do not place your hands on me-

Alberto: Let's go.

Derrick: Oh my God.

Karen: What is it?

Derrick: Mum, this is just, this is just embarrassing.

Karen: Oh I know, I know, that's why we're gonna get our money back-

Derrick: And now he's literally here? Like I don't even want to see you. I don't even wanna be anywhere near you, You're disgusting, you're a terrible, terrible person. There's just no appreciation at all. I have worked so hard for this show. I have been to every single rehearsal and done every single techie thing. I was literally the understudy for Frisk, I was literally assistant director. I was assistant director for this show. And I get no appreciation like my name's not even in the program. And honestly, at this point, not even the best Broadway or West End person in the whole entire world could save this show like this show is terrible. The only way this show could even be salvageable is if I go onstage and play every single role. And obviously I can't do that-

Karen: No. No no, you're very capable, you absolutely could-

Derrick: Well yeah, I'm definitely talented enough to play every single role like I could definitely do it but-

Karen: You could outperform everyone on that stage right now. You are my son. And you are Broadway material, you don't forget that.

Song: Metal Crusher by Man On The Internet

Eret: #So welcome back to this metal attack #With a human losing their soul tonight, that's a fact! #She cannot scream, she cannot hope or dream #Tonight's proceedings do not work like that!#

Tina: I'm so sorry!

Eret: #Good doctor, do not be! #It's the chance of a lifetime to get to see me! #Now sit down, little one, this is going to be fun! #You will be a star, then you'll burn like one! #Now let's see my name in lights, my dear #You'll wish you'd be up there with me #Hope you put up a good fight, my dear #No one's stopped this celebrity!#

Tina: #Please keep calm, there's no cause for alarm #He's a really sweet guy, though he means you harm!#

Eret: #I've got style, I've got grace, now get out of my face! #For it won't be long until you buy the farm! #Don't even try, I am such a swell guy#

Tina: #I just don't think it's right to make a little kid cry!#

Eret: #No one asked you, Alphys, we're rolling, quiet please! #It's the role of a lifetime tonight, she'll die! #Now please don't be afraid, my dear! #You're swell, you're fab, and I'm beauty #They'll throw me a huge parade, my dear! #Once machinery kicks your booty!#

Tina: Okay, just just calm down, Frisk! I made Mettaton, I know how to work around him! All you have to do is-

Eret: Uh-uh-uh! Doctor and kid, no cheating! #No no no, dear doctor, its my show #And we can't have you interfere! #Stick around, come and watch tonight's show #Same time, same channel, I'll be here!# Come call me when you want actual dramatic tension! Have a nice pilot! Goodbye!

Tommy: That was really close, so is Mettaton going to kill me? What can we do?

Tina: Uhh... well I can lead you to the Core, that could help you out. So if we got lost, do you have a phone?

Tommy: Yeah, I got it right here. (gives the phone to Alphys) Here you go.

Tina: I see, but this phone is very ancient because it doesn't have any texting or good radius so just hold on for a second. Here you go, this should be a piece of cake. Now then let's go to Hotlands and... Oops! I almost forgot! I left my boots upstairs, so I have to go and wear them.

Freddie: Is someone calling you?

Tommy: Yes, I’m sure it’s Undyne.

Freddie: Okay then answer it.

Tommy: Hello?

Hannah: Hey there Frisk... Wow! You got a new phone? It sounds really clearer than the old one, and I got Papyrus with me so Frisk how are you in with Alphys?

Tommy: Yeah really nice, this place is very hot in here.

Hannah: Same thing here... Oh hey I got an idea! How about me, you and Alphys will hang out in Snowdin and watch anime together?

Alex: Anime? Uhh... don’t you think Anime is only for small children?

Hannah: What? No, anime is not for children. It's deep and emotional!

Alex: Is this... (mimics baby sound) deep and emotional?

Hannah: Oh Papyrus, you don't have to say that. So if you need to call us when you have problems, try and talk to Papyrus, he knows about puzzle solving.

Tommy: Sure thing Undyne, hey Papyrus.

Alex: Yes human?

Tommy: How’s your brother doing?

Alex: Oh he was just sleeping and didn't even pick up his own socks.

Karl: hey papyrus, didn't you tell me about that note so that i can just leave it here?

Alex: Oh. My. God, Sans. Anyways, good luck Frisk.

Tommy: You're welcome. (hangs up)

Tina: Alright I'm here, that wasn't so hard wasn't Alphys?

Freddie; Geez, she is just weird.

Tommy: Great, now let's get ready... Also, who are you talking to?

Tina: Oh, well I was clearly talking to myself. Come on, and make sure to stay on sight.

The discussion continues in the hallway.

Derrick: Yeah honestly, honestly, this show just needs me, doesn't it? I should've been Frisk. I should've been Frisk and it's finally time that the audience sees who really should've been him. I mean, I can't save everything because it's so far gone but I can try my best. Just move-

Alberto: You hold it right there. You are not going on that stage.

Derrick: You literally have no right to do that.

Alberto: Listen, I'm here to escort you out and I'm-

Derrick: I literally don't even care what you are. You're disgusting.

Alberto: Seems like your mother's opinion but-

Derrick: This is gonna be my moment. This is my moment right here and you're trying to ruin it just like everything else.

Alberto: You're not going anywhere but out of here. You're not gonna go on that stage.

Derrick: This is actually ridiculous. Here you are just trying to get in the way and ruin everything for no reason once again.

Alberto: Well, you're gonna leave. You're not going on the stage.

Derrick: I'm going to make this show better. So excuse me-

Alberto blocks Derrick.

Derrick: Wow, okay.

Alberto: You gotta give it up or it's gonna get worse. Now, you're gonna leave or...

Derrick: Okay fine, whatever, whatever, you know what. You know, no one here knows talent when they see it.

Alberto: Well, that's one way to view it, as long as err... your viewpoint is you getting out of here.

Song: CORE by Man On The Internet

Tina: #Welcome, human, to the Hotlands Core! #The source of all our power #Named by our great hunky king Asgore #Fuelling us every hour! #We're all living here among the heat #Amongst our blood and sweat, and #Waiting for the day we'll see the sky #Though it hasn't come yet!#

Tommy: #Now that I am in the Hotlands Core! #The source of all their power #Named by their great mighty king Asgore #Fuelling them every hour! #Now I’m walking here among the heat #Amongst my blood and sweat, and #They're waiting for the day they'll see the sky #Though it hasn't come yet!#

Tina: #Please don't turn back! #Dang it, Alphys! #She barely started! #You screwed it up! #Again, Alphys! #You're garbage! #No #Keep putting on this show #Please watch your step! #Don't go that way! #There's such danger #All hired by #My robotic #Entertainer #Well #I'm sorry, can't you tell?#

Freddie and Ensemble: #Through the fire #And the flames #You will see #Something very strange #The monsters #Gather round #From all a- #-Cross the underground #They're ready #To run wild #To capture #You, human child(Frisk) #Yet you've nev- #-er to fear #Your saviour #Always stands near#

Ensemble: #Through the fire #And the flames #You will see #Something very strange #The monsters #Gather round #From all a- #-Cross the underground #They're ready #To run wild #To capture #You, human child #Yet you've nev- #-er to fear #Your saviour #Always stands near #Go on, human, through the Hotland's Core! #The source of all our power #Named by our great mighty king Asgore #Fuelling us every hour! #We're all living here among the heat #Amongst our blood and sweat, and #Waiting for the day we'll see the sky #Though it hasn't come yet!#

Tommy: #I’ll keep on going! #Dodge all those traps! #They won't get me- #Watch out for that #It almost did! #Did it hit me? #Oh #I’ll stay determined, I know...#

Tina: #Please watch your step! #Don't go that way! #There's such danger #All hired by #My robotic #Entertainer #Well #I'm sorry, can't you tell?#

Ensemble: #Oh #On tonight's show! #There will be #Suffering #Well #I sure can tell #This human #Burns in hell#

Tina and Ensemble: #We're all living here among the heat #Amongst our blood and sweat, and #Waiting for the day we'll see the sky #Though it hasn't come yet#

Tommy: Hey Alphys, I’ve got a strange caller.

Tina: Well... go ahead.

Corpse: Uhh... hello?

Tommy: Hey there, so... can I help you sir? Is it like an important message or emergency?

Corpse: Why... yes, can I speak to Ga... ...Wait a second... Is this the wrong number?

Tommy: (confused) Wha... What are you talking about?