Nostalgia Critic-The Seventh Brother

(shows Nostalgia Critic Intro)

NC: Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic I remember it so you don't have to...I guess some of you remember my Japan review of Jack and the Beanstalk.

Supersamus: Surprise!

NC: Aaaah! What are YOU doing here?

Supersamus: I wanted to review something else with ya!

NC: Well, those Kid's WB days are OVER! Now if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than here your stupid ass-kissing with Knottyorchid!

Supersamus: It's not ass-kissing, we're just pals!

NC:(shoves Supersamus out)

NC:Anyways perhaps you remember my Jack and The Beanstalk review?

(shows footage from review)

NC:(voiceover) It was weird it was insane and non questionable but know I have found a film that probably i or no one else has ever heard of.

(cuts back to NC)

NC:And that is named The Seventh Brother

(Knock on door)

NC:Samus i already told you were not doing another crossover.

(shows Knottyorchid at the door)

Knottyorchid::um I'm not samus he left a few minutes ago.

NC:Knottyorchid? what are you doing here?

Knottyorchid:I figured you and I could do just a normal crossover together

NC: ok but the movie I'm reviewing is something I don't think you heard of

Knottyorchid:Oh I have

NC:Really?

Knottyorchid:Yea i actually grew up with this movie

NC:Oh ok sure i guess you can talk about Seventh Brother with me.

Knottyorchid:Ok The Seventh Brother

(Shows Seventh Brother logo)

Knottyorchid:(VO):Back in 1991 there was a company known as Feature Films For Families they were a company who made some movies that didn't make much sense including there take on The Velveteen Rabbit.

(shows footage)

NC(voiceover):But somehow The Seventh Brother happens to be there achiever....kind of and I am not sure if this film has any other support.

(cuts back to NC and Knotty)

Knotty:yea it feels like I'm the only fan here who likes this film (calls out) HEY ANYONE HEARD OF THE SEVENTH BROTHER?

(audience is mumbling and looking confused)

Audience Member:The Seventh Brother? what is that?

Audience Member 2:Yea never heard of it?

Knotty:See?

NC:Lets see if this film is a worthy chance or just forgetful like its company this is The Seventh Brother

(shows dusk and forest and shows a sleeping)

NC(VO):So it starts out with a wide forest and shows a sleeping owl who happens to be our storyteller Dr.Albert E Owl

Dr.Albert E Owl:Good Morning or Evening

(Dr. Albert E Owl gets real close to the camera)

(cuts back to NC and Knotty)

NC:Um please can you move back a little your in our bubble

Knotty:Yea (grabs whip and whips at the camera) Back! Back you fowl demon personal space i tell ya personal space!!

Dr.Albert E Owl:I got it I'll recount the story of The Seventh Brother

NC(impersonating Albert) (voiceover:Or in this case the entitre movie your going to have to watch.

(shows credits while car)

Knotty:(voiceover) So as the credits role you gotta give this film credit Critic The Animation is pretty outstanding.

NC (voiceover):Yeah to its credit the animation is not that bad its pretty great not disney great not dreamworks great just great...I mean it almost make me feel like I'm watching a Don Bluth film and the song in the film is a meh..

(Owl sings I Miss You)

NC: Gaaaah! Why is this song so annoying? It sounds like Somewhere Out There (shows a picture of An American Tail) written for the remake of King Kong. (shows the 2005 King Kong poster)

(a knock on the door)

NC: Ugh, who could that be? (gets up and opens the door, revealing to be Supersamus, and NC slams the door and sits back down)

Supersamus (through door): Fuck you! (plays the Doug theme song)

NC: Aaaaaaaaaaah! STOP THAT!

Supersamus: I'll stop if you let me join in on this review.

NC: NO! NEVER!

Supersamus: Okay, enjoy the Doug theme song then! I know you LOVE it!

NC: ALRIGHT, FINE! (lets Supersamus in to join the review)

Supersamus: Yaaaaaaay! What are we reviewing?

NC: YOU'RE REVIEWING THE PIECE OF SHIT THAT'S ON THE TV SCREEN!

Supersamus: Um...

(shows a clip of the owl singing)

NC and Supersamus: Gaaaaaaaaaah!

Knottyorchid: hold on a sec this isn't supposed to happen (rewinds all the way back to the original part)

Knotty: ah thats better (takes out crap parts and throws it away) Sorry someone had the bright idea to make the owl sing plus that doesn't happen.

Knotty(voiceover): Thus we cut to the main character of our story a young puppy named Tiny

(cuts to Tiny sitting and being cute

Audience: Awwww

Supersamus: Um, why are they freaking out? It's just a puppy.

NC: Yeah, puppies are just puppies.

Knotty: Really? look at this scene

(shows Tiny in a baseball hat)

(Audience Aw's again while pictures are flashing at him)

(cuts back to NC Samus looking confused and Knotty)

Knotty:See he gets fan service a lot. (takes picture)

NC(Voiceover): So on the way home it starts raining and the car breaks down)

Grandpa:Angie can you get a flashlight for me?

Angie: ok i'll be right there.

NC(mimicking little girl voice):It's not like i have any purpose for this film now anyways.

Samus:(voiceover):So she goes out to help Grandpa as Tiny gets out why because Angie leaves the door open. Why doesn't she just close it?