Cool Rap Wars/Deadpool vs. Ferris Bueller

(shows Cool Rap Wars logo but its sliced up by two swords)

Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! Deadpool! Vs! Ferris Bueller! Battle!

Deadpool: Aw seriously, I have to rap against a minor! I would have preferred facing off against an old timer. I am unkillable and unbeatable while I predict your entire rap structure will be unbelievable. Seriously, deciding to skip school? Your plot is more bullshit than about the musical of high school. So you better go home and accept your defeat. Or else, I will kill you, and no one will be there to weep.

Ferris Bueller: Oh look at this its Wade Wilson who was introduced in X-Men back in 1991. I am the original fourth waller thats totally me your just Spider-Man who wants to have sex with any girl he sees. i have been doing this scheme straight out of the box. your just a cashgrab ran by Fox. I am king and know you can't stop this gunner. I'm just very glad you weren't voiced by Donald Glover!!!

Deadpool: Oh watch the blows mister! Why should I care about the guy who technically fucked his sister. I made Ryan Reynolds a star that was constantly shining. For Broderick, it wasn't you, it was a singing lion. I am Weapon X designed to kill! You're a weirdo who is constantly chill. My raps are just as articulate as a machine! And you are like X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

Ferris Bueller: Oh yeah, says you you'd even fall for a slut. even Hugh Jackman was glad they sewed your mouth shut. people say your villain yet use weapons and your fist and I really like to mention your disguise was a little racist. You even used your own daughter as bait and the fact you bought a pony just to....Nope not gonna say it cause its disgusting. Your just a one shot over the top dick. When imagine if your film was played by Matthew Broderick.

Deadpool: You think Matthew has the skill to be me?! I am going to slice you up like you are a bunch of peas! I will always be remembered while people already forgot who you are. I am going to show you what it is like to be rated R. I am the impeccable Canadian assassin with a handsome charm. You are just a weird teenager who can easily be harmed. So you who are watching this battle, it's done. Because the idiotic teenager can't beat this hired gun.