The Mr. Noseybonk Movie

The Mr. Noseybonk Movie is a 2013 horror slasher film based on the British character Mr. Noseybonk.

Plot Summary

A couple people are lured and locked in an building. Their situation gets worse as they realize that they are chased by Mr. Noseybonk, who will do everything to kill them.

Plot

The film begins with Mr. Noseybonk murdering a person in the abandoned building with a drill. After this kill, he does his hand signature, then it cuts to the grizzly aftermath of the drilled victim. Mr. Noseybonk smiles as he goes and cleans his blood-drenched clothes, after which he goes outside to find new victims. The title card appears, it then cuts to a scene with Mike, a father of 2. He's depressed after his wife got killed in a car crash. After going to the store to get some groceries, he bumps into an old friend of his, he recommends for him and a couple of his other friends to go to a party that night. After cooking lunch and dinner for his kids, he hires a babysitter to take care of them. Mike goes outside to see his friends there, he smiles and they go to the party. After the party, Mr. Noseybonk stares at them, the gang are weirded out by this. Mr. Noseybonk then takes out a knife and charges at them, they then escape and hide in the abandoned building. The gang are even more horrified, the walls are dirty and bloody, many corpses are rotting on the floor and the awful smell. They all then explore the building. Bob goes to explore with George, they then open a door to the basement. They then hear the Mr. Noseybonk theme playing, they try to get out of the basement, but the door was locked, eventually they see Mr. Noseybonk, with a knife, Bob tries to fight against Mr. Noseybonk, but gets horribly mutilated with the knife. George runs around the room, when suddenly Mr. Noseybonk pulls out a gun and shoots him in the leg. Mr. Noseybonk approaches him with the knife, and stabs him. After that it cuts to Mike and Stan, they both search for a flash light until they eventually see a tied up man. They untie him and he then asks them to kill him. They both refuse to do so, but the man explains that he was tortured by a man named Mr. Noseybonk. He continues saying that Mr. Noseybonk chased him into the building with a knife, he attacked Mr. Noseybonk when he got the chance, which made Mr. Noseybonk mad at him and eventually he was captured, tied up and tortured by Mr. Noseybonk for many years. After this, Mr. Noseybonk hears them and charges at them, Mike takes a fallen down 2x4 and punches Noseybonk with the log, as he continues, Mr. Noseybonk stabs him in the leg. When he looks at his wound and looks back at the spot where Mr. Noseybonk fell, Mr. Noseybonk was nowhere to be seen. Mike knew that he screwed up by not looking at him, he then turns around and sees the blood covered Noseybonk. He then runs as far away as he can from him, with Noseybonk chasing him. Mike then runs to a room and locks the metal door. It then cuts to the tortured man and Stan, running into Mr. Noseybonk, who proceeds to stab and unintentionally kill the torture victim, Stan runs, but Noseybonk manages to outrun him, knocking him out. It then cuts to Mike in the room. Mike hid in the closet and for good measure locked it, Mike realizes that he has been hiding there for at least a hour and that he needs to find his phone to call the police, since it fell from his pocket while he was being chased by Noseybonk. He opens the closet door and leaves that room. It then cuts to Stan. Stan is tied to a chair, he smells something and sees that Mr. Noseybonk is cooking something. Mr. Noseybonk opens the furnace for it to reveal Bob's decapitated cooked head. Mr. Noseybonk than forcefully feeds Stan the head of Bob, Mike hears Stan's screams, and so he picks up his phone, takes a weapon and runs to that room. He sees Stan who has ate the head, with the blood of the head spread over his mouth. Mike hits Noseybonk with the 2x4 and unties Stan. Mike tells Stan to call 911 on his phone while he deals with Noseybonk. Stan then calls 911 and the police are on their way. Mike tells Stan to go to the exit of the building and that after he kills Noseybonk that he will come too. After Mike continues to hit Noseybonk, Noseybonk takes a pocket knife from his pocket and stabs Mike's stomach, after that he takes an axe from his bag of tools and decapitates Mike's arm, after that Noseybonk sets him on fire and then decapitates Mike's head. Stan then hears Mike's scream while he continues running thru the dilapidated building. Eventually he goes to the entrance of the building which is locked with chains, he then sees Mr. Noseybonk approaching him from the dark with a large knife. Stan then runs past Noseybonk and tries to find windows while climbing stairs, on the last floor he finds them and jumps thru them almost as Mr. Noseybonk was about to grab him. Stan then falls on the ground, a cop notices that Stan is alive. After that, Stan is put into a wheelchair and is sent home. Stan takes care of Mike's kid with his wife. Then there's a month time skip, where the family are watching TV during a stormy night, zooming to a window, when a thunderstorm hit, we can see Mr. Noseybonk staring at the family thru the window. Then the film ends.

Production

The director of the film was inspired to create the film after seeing the actual shorts, he thought that it would be funny if a horror movie was made about him.

In 2010, the film was announced.

In 2011, the cast was announced and a teaser poster was revealed.

In 2012 a controversial teaser was released.

On December 20th 2013 the film was released in cinemas.

Reception

The film received mixed reviews with audiences liking it and critics being harsher on it.

The film received a 6.8/10 on IMDb, a 57% on Metacritic and a 59% and 70% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Box Office

The film was a box office success, earning $23 million on a $1 million budget.

Controversy

The film is controversial and well-known for it's over the top gore use. The film made several audience members puke in the screenings of the film. The practical effects were given praise from critics.

Trivia

Mr. Noseybonk's design in the film is a polished design of the 2008 horror series 'Noseybonk Returns'.

A VHS tape of the show Jigsaw (the show where the Mr. Noseybonk shorts were shown) can be seen on a shelf in the building.

At the beginning of the film, when Mr. Noseybonk murders his victim, he does his signature hand gesture, which he also does in the shorts.

The song played at the end credits is a remix of the song A Hippo Called Hubert (better known as the main theme of the Mr. Noseybonk segments)