Vocaloid Talents

Hatsune Miku: I am Hatsune Miku, leader of all the Vocaloids in a variety of types, international and girly. I'm also one of the many Japanese Vocaloids born in Japan and some fans believe I come from Sapporo which is the northeastern part of my country and some think I'm from Tokyo. Very confusing for a special person called Kimberly AJ, right? Anyway, I was born not only to sing, but also to do lots of things like dancing, karate, you name it! And to those who'd always support me all along, I would like to say thanks for all your suggestions. Now there is one thing I've always wanted to try; rhythmic gymnastics. I'll show you my ribbon wand while I go change, OK? Stay put 'cause I'll be right back. *sneaks away into the dressing room*

(flash over to Ruby)

Ruby: Vocaloids, I just have one story to tell you. Ever since I was developed, I was bound backstage while my fake hologram took the stage, so I asked for the microphone because she never had a voice for real. We had performed a beta concert where my fans were entertained in that time.

Kamui Gakupo: Hmm, I didn't know you've revealed your secret, because you are the real Ruby of all the Vocaloids, am I right?

Ruby: Of course, Gax, and after that concert, I busted the fake.

(all other Vocaloids murmuring)

Gakupo: Heh-heh, she called me Gax for some reason...

Megurine Luka: Gaku, are you OK?

Gakupo: Oh, Luka, I'm just blushing because of the nicknames I'm having... you know, American chicks calling me Gax for example. Heh, I don't mind with nicknames whatsoever.

DAINA: These wristwatches will allow me and Dex to transform when we're determined. He's a wolf and I'm a vixen which is the female version of a fox.

Cyber Diva: Wow, those are really cool devices! How did you make them?

DEX: Well, Cyva, first we engaged with those wild animals of our themes, then we took a little of their DNA in those little vials...

(cut to Miku after dressing herself up in her rhythmic gymnastics leotard)

Miku: As you can see, I have a ribbon wand that is colored turquoise which is my signature color. It matches my performance outfit I'm now in and I'm about to start the show.

KAITO: Let me guess. Is this gonna be a show where there's more than just singing?

Miku: You betcha, Kaito, and it begins... *the clock reaches 4:00 pm* ...now! *bolts to the stage as she grabs the hand mic taking her ribbon wand with her* Hey, visitors of Tokyo City! It's me, Hatsune Miku! Today, I would like to start this show by doing rhythmic gymnastics Miku style by starting with my very own ribbon wand. Are you ready?

(crowd cheering)

Rin Kagamine: I guess this show needs a lot of music.

Len Kagamine: Uh-huh, me too.

Miku: Hit it, Circus! *starts dancing her gymnasts as she waves her ribbon around while Circus-P's music plays*

Yuzuki Yukari: What is she doing?

Sweet Ann: You mean Miku? Well, she's starting the show with rhythmic gymnastics as I heard.

Yukari: I didn't know she taught herself that!

(Circus-P's music continues as Miku tosses her ribbon wand in the air, spins and catches it)

Miku: All right, here's my invention for this performance; leeks!

Luo Tianyi: Oh, I haven't seen or heard of any of those, but I can watch from here.

AVANNA: Yeah, I certainly feel the same thing.

Gumi Megpoid: First the ribbon, now the leeks; is that a new style of rhythmic gymnastics?

MEIKO: This is very interesting. I didn't expect a Vocaloid to invent what she really has in mind. Why say that inventing is wrong?

Gumi: Some people are just silly. I think inventing is OK, for one day, I first invented the carrot-cleaning machine. It's for cleaning carrots in all shapes and sizes, you know.

(music finishes as Miku strikes a pose with a ribbon wand and leek)

Miku: And that's the finale to my performance! *curtseys as the crowd cheers wildly* Thank you!

Crowd: Miku! Miku! Miku! Miku! Miku! Miku! Miku! Miku!

Miku: Thank you so much! *runs backstage as the crowd continues chanting her name* Hey, Vocaloids, did you see what I did during my performance? I did my very own style of rhythmic gymnastics, especially with leeks after I did the ribbon.

LOLA: I like that style. *focus on her after she finishes putting on her mic headset* How do I look?

Miku: Pretty great, Lola, I did my style of rhythmic gymnastics with the ribbon wand first and in the second half, I did the leeks.

LOLA: Oh, I love rhythmic gymnastics! I may be ageless, but I've never done it for years. Now it's my turn to do it with a great variety. Here goes nothing. *runs to the stage with her very own ribbon wand and an amplified voice* Hello out there, Vocaloid fans! It's me, Lola! Did you miss me? This next act is also my first time to do rhythmic gymnastics my way and I will do it starting with my ribbon. Quasar-P, turn up the wubs!

SeeU: Hmm... I wonder who's responsible for the music in this showcase?

MAIKA: Maybe the Vocaloid producers themselves?