He was Who?/Transcript

This Article is a Transcript for the House of Mouse: Takeout! episode: He was Who?

The start of the show
(Opening Shot: fade into a closeup of a stage as Mic Jr appears.)

Mic Jr: And now, put your hands together for the red-short, yellow shoed, white gloved celebrity and talk of the town...

Mickey Mouse!!

[Instrumental theme to a Jazz ver of M-I-C-K-E-Y Song plays plays]

[Mickey walks to the centre of the stage and he waves to everyone]

Mickey: Hey everyone, or Hola as I should say!

[Scene cuts to the audience cheering]

[Scene cuts to the toys from toy story cheering]

Woody: Andy's coming!

[The toys all pretend they're inanimate]

Mickey: Wow! what a crowd, and I see a tough anti-hero, a good tough anti-hero!

[Wreck-it-Ralph appears waving at the audience]

[Audience laughs offscreen]

Mickey: Tellin' the truth you know, at least he ain't breaking the 4th wall!

Anyways, we have some special guests in the house, who else but The Three Caballeros!

[scene shows the three caballeros]

Mickey: Jose, Panchito and finally, the one you've all been waiting for...

Eh, we'll have to find out who the third one is.

[Brian walks onstage]

Brian: Who's the third one? C'mon it's easy...

[Scene cuts to Donald backstage]

Donald: Could it be me? It's me!

Brian: It's...

Donald: Yes?

Brian: It is...

Donald: Yes!!

Brian: It surely is...

Donald: YESS!!!

Brian: I forgot, so I'm going to go ask a bunch of people before we begin the game of the day.

[Scene cuts to Brian interviewing the Cast of Gravity Falls]

Brian: The 3rd Caballero is...

Mabel: uh...Stan?

[Stan Smith appears out of nowhere]

Stan Smith: yes?

Mabel: No, not that Stan, Grunkle Stan!

Grunkle Stan: *laughs* Wait-what?

[Scene cuts to Brian interviewing the Cast of Frozen]

Brian: The 3rd Caballero is...

Olaf: I know there's a third one, isn't there about 51 of those guys? I see the 3rd one get replaced every minute!

[Scene cuts to Brian interviewing the Cast of Cars]

Mater: Wait, I know, it's uh...

[Lightning McQueen breaks the 4th wall in Disappointment]

[Scene cuts to Brian interviewing the Cast of Ice Age]

Sid: Is it me?

Diego: you was never in a band Sid.

Sid: Wa-wa-what?

[Scene cuts to Brian interviewing Ariel]

Brian: I'll give you a hint, Sailor shirt.

Ariel: Oh what's his name, it's there somewhere...Is it you?

Brian: I'm the one asking you who the 3rd caballero is.

Ariel: And you don't wear a sailor shirt!

[Scene cuts to Mickey and Brian back on the Stage]

Mickey: Wow, no one knew who the 3rd Caballero was? It's don-

Brian: I heard they replace the 3rd one every minute, so it could be anyone, literally anyone!

Roger Smith: And I was one of his replacements!

[Everyone gasps]

[Roger Smith then appears onstage wearing some Mexican-style clothing]

Roger: The names Jorge Rodrigo, talented singer and former member of the three Caballeros!

Mickey: you were the 3rd Caballero?

Roger: That's right!

Brian: Well then, before you could perform with the three Caballeros, how about we play a game for the day?

Roger: Sounds amazing!

Brian: then it's time for! The game of the day!