Kids In Florida/Season 2 Transcript

Watermelon Gone Wrong

 * TBA
 * Ryan: Looks like it's taking longer than expected
 * (Watermelon becomes demented)
 * (Ryan, Roddy and Trey cover thier faces with their arms as if they're boxing)
 * Sally: Huh?
 * (1 second later, the watermelon explodes, making a big mess, and send Sally flying a few feet, complete with a large segment of the watermelon (skin with flesh underneath) hitting her eye)
 * Trey: Damn!, i did not expect the watermelon to explode like this
 * Sally: (Gets up covering one of her eyes with her hand) OW!, OOW!, That fucking hurt!, godammit!
 * Trey: Sally, you ok?
 * Sally: Do you think i'm okay?! (reveals her bruised eye)
 * Ryan: Holy shit dude!, you're hurt man!
 * Sally: And this was your idea!
 * Roddy: Man!
 * Ryan: Bruh, we indeed placed to much

Golfer

 * (Ryan misses the golf ball)
 * Sally: (Laughs) Shin-toes are so trash at golf! (Laughs even more)
 * (Ryan getting seriously pissed, grabs his golf club, goes to Sally and hits her really hard between her legs with the golf club)
 * Ryan: SHUT YOUR MOUTH JACKASS!
 * (Sally screams very loudly in pain)
 * (Ryan hits her crotch a few more times)

Death Park

 * (Roddy falls of the sky bike then drowns from the lake below)
 * Trey: Oh My God!, They Killed Roddy!
 * (3 seconds later)
 * Ryan: What?, i'm not talking to you.
 * TBA

The Return Of The Webitch

 * (Liane Tries to zap Roddy but he dodges)
 * Roddy: Your accuracy may be very good, but you won't do it to me this ti-
 * Rosie: (Zaps Roddy successfully again, although this time he's a human)
 * (Roddy explodes a la Mortal Kombat, again)
 * Trey: Oh My God!, Rosie killed Roddy!, AGAIN!
 * Ryan: GODAMMIT NOT AGAIN!
 * Sally: HOLY SHIT!

Trivia

 * Death Park is the first time we see Lisa unhooded (the ending scene, while she's in the car with Ryan) although it's just a brief glimpse of her hair