Jonah Hex of the Weird West/Issue One

[A woman is seen running through the streets late at night. She turns a corner as a group of cowboys are seen chasing after her on horseback, they are covered in shadow so thick it blocks out her face. The woman realizes she's hit a dead end and turns, the main cowboy getting off his horse and walking up to her. He takes his hat off, revealing his bearded face.]

Cowboy

"Well ma'am, you sure did give us a hell of a chase there, didn't you? it's a wonder how you managed to outrun my horse for so long."

[The woman stares at him in terror as the other three cowboys get off their horses and wait for their boss to finish his speech.]

Cowboy

"I knew you'd run out of places to run sooner or later though. All it took was some patients."

[A voice is heard behind the cowboys.]

Unknown

"You know what I never got?"

[The four turn and see Jonah Hex standing, shadow also covering his face.]

Jonah

"My mama used to give me a lotta different books to read when I was a little one. Very light-hearted adventure books, but what I never got was when the bad guy slowed down to give a long speech to his victim. "I will rule the world, nothing can stop me!" and all that stuff."

Cowboy

"...And who exactly are you?"

Jonah

"Right, where are my manners?"

<p style="text-align:center;">[Jonah lights a match and reveals his deformed face.]

<p style="text-align:center;">Jonah

<p style="text-align:center;">"My name is Jonah Hex. And you are?"

<p style="text-align:center;">Cowboy

<p style="text-align:center;">"Wha... my name is Mordecai. What's wrong with your--"

<p style="text-align:center;">Jonah

<p style="text-align:center;">"Well Mordecai here's a fun fact about me: I don't like men who pick on women..."

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