Zoey, Mavis and the Zombie Apocalypse/Last Day of Normal

Transcript
The issue begins in the normal town of Oakley Pines as Mavis is sitting at her house with some soda in her hand, chugging it down, while eating some nachos. She burps as she hears the doorbell as she runs to answer it. She hears a dog's bark. She opens as she sees Zoey holding a dog. The dog licks her face. They do so and grab a drink. She hugs her. She gropes them. It cuts to a normal house as a female cop answers as a single father answers. She goes up and sees the teenager who has been turned into a zombie. The teenager notices the officer and roars. The teenager bites the officer as she becomes a zombie but not a mindless one: an apex one. The officer hides her bite and walks down to the father. She runs down and pounces on her father, infecting him as he becomes a regular zombie. The officer opens the door as the father and the daughter walk out to infect more. It cuts to Mavis' house as she and Zoey are swimming at its pool.
 * Mavis: This is the life. Nothing better than a lazy Friday. I hope Zoey comes soon...
 * Mavis: Huh... since when did I get a dog?
 * Zoey: Happy anniversary, babe. Like the surprise?
 * Mavis: I absolutely do! What should we call him or her?
 * Zoey: Why do I like the name Spork?
 * Mavis: Spork? Why so?
 * Zoey: It just sounds fun. I don't know why.
 * Mavis: Oh, cool! Yeah, it's cute. Come on in.
 * Mavis: Is your dad still disapproving of us?
 * Zoey: Sadly yes. He's not a bad person but... he doesn't understand.
 * Mavis: Is it because we're both women?
 * Zoey: No, not that! He accepted the fact I'm a lesbian. He just thinks you're a bad influence to me. It might be because you are Hispanic. It might be because you are very goofy. I don't really know what he doesn't see in you.
 * Mavis: Woah, calling your dad a racist without evidence is a low blow.
 * Zoey: It's a guess. But I don't understand why.
 * Mavis: Maybe your dad is one of these guys who'd prefer to find someone for you. But yeah, at least he respects the fact you like women.
 * Zoey: I don't really understand men. Women just connect to me more. I know, it sounds weird.
 * Mavis: It doesn't. It is actually very understandable.
 * Mavis: Also, women have a thing men don't have: tits!
 * Zoey: That's true. And yours are... pretty nice.
 * Mavis: So are yours.
 * Father: Thank God you are here!
 * Officer: What's the problem, sir?
 * Father: It's my daughter. She has been acting weirdly. I have no idea who to call so I called the police. She is upstairs in her room. She has been acting more aggressive lately. More hostile. It's very hard to explain.
 * Officer: I'll look into it.
 * Officer: Agh!
 * Officer: I.... feel.... great....
 * Teenager: Feel the gene... brains... you must eat brains...
 * Teenager: Must bite my dad!
 * Father: Brains...
 * Zoey: I keep forgetting that your parents are filthy rich.
 * Mavis: Feels good to do skinny dipping at home. Makes me feel dirty. Besides, I like to see myself naked.

Spork barks.


 * Zoey: It's sexy indeed. You know I love you.