User blog:SpyroFanandCollinTSB/Incorrect The Cryptids quotes


 * Ogopogo: Hey, Bigfoot! You suck at playing Crash Bandicoot!
 * (Bigfoot groans)


 * (we see Nessie eating apple pie)
 * Alien: ...I thought you were a carnivore.
 * Nessie: ...


 * Bigfoot: (watching The Nutshack while eating jellybeans) This show is so good!
 * (Nessie catches him, and screams)
 * Nessie: Bigfoot!!!
 * Bigfoot: Uh... (runs away)


 * Ogopogo: (as AVGN) THIS GAME SUCKS MY SNAKE BALLS!


 * Albino Bigfoot: Albino Bigfoot idiot!
 * (he runs to the tree, but hits his head)
 * Albino Bigfoot: ...ow!


 * Singer: It's the Cryptids... It's the Cryptids... It's the Cryptids... It's th-
 * (then, Nessie anvils the singer)
 * Nessie: No one likes that stupid-ass song!


 * Alien: ...so, why do we have new seasons?
 * Bigfoot: Because Baby Titans Stop! is popular, and we are to kick their buttholes.


 * Chupacabra: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
 * Alien: No, Chupacabra, mayonnaise is not an instrument...
 * (he raises his hand again)
 * Alien: Horseradish is not an instrument either.


 * (we see Gayle watching Abominable with a dismayed Bigfoot)
 * Bigfoot: She literally does NOT belong here.

(Angel facepalms and groans in annoyance)
 * Angel: (squawks)
 * Dr Turbo: I don't wanna drink your pee!

(w.i.p)