Auditioning For Undertale (Transcript)

Zoe and Raphael are now starting production for their upcoming musical. So they are now auditioning actors for their play.

Raphael: So, who do we have on the que?

Zoe: Let's see, Derrick Hernadez from the United States.

Raphael: I wonder what character is he auditioning for.

Zoe: No idea but this is exciting.

Raphael: Yeah, let's get him in.

Derrick entered the audition room wearing jeans and a striped shirt. Zoe and Raphael were impressed.

Derrick: Hi, I'm Derrick.

Raphael: Hi, I'm Raphael Lau, son of Les Miserables actors, Richard and Sara Lau and this is my partner, Zoe, daughter of Miss Saigon and Les Miserables actors, Joseph and Anna Tria.

Derrick: You must be famous.

Zoe: You're really dressed up.

Derrick: They always tell you to dress for the part you want so I thought, why not just come in full character?

Raphael: Wow! Erm... what character are you dressed as?

Derrick: Frisk. Obviously. Like if he's male.

Zoe: I am already thinking of a male Frisk though.

Raphael: That's interesting, I like it, I like the expression.

Zoe: Alright, so what are you gonna be singing for us today?

Derrick: Megalo Strike Back.

Zoe and Raphael: ...

Zoe: (whispers) I don't think this is Frisk's song.

Raphael: (whispers) Yeah, this is Chara's song in the Genocide route.

Derrick: Because it's Undertale, I chose this song.

Raphael: Erm... that song really isn't-

Derrick: The song shows up my range so...

Zoe: Did you prepare any other song?

Derrick: No.

Zoe: Okay, yeah, erm... I guess we'll go with it. Erm... whenever you're ready.

Song: Megalo Strike Back by KHTLL13

Annika: #What you want is what you’re gonna get #I’m not waiting for #You to figure out #What you’ve done to cross #Me the wrong way #I don’t think that you understand! #You’ve fallen into a spiral of #Determination #And you don’t regret #Any of your actions #Why do you think #That I’m stopping you right here? #You wanted me to destroy them all #So I listened and #Helped you on your way #I was sleeping butn #You’ve awakened me #Here I am to set you free #Since when were you the one in control? #You’re a puppet just #Like the rest of them #I don’t understand #Why you’re doing this #Now there’s no one to be missed... #Falling in #You’re stuck with me forever #Don’t you think that you should #Reset while you can, because #In just a #Moment you’ll be #(I don’t know #What you’re #Talking about! #Gone... lost... stuck... dead... #You think that you can play the victim #Even though you know #You did this yourself... #You can’t play it off #Like an accident #This was of your own free will! #You wanted a murderer of me #And now here I stand #Ready to attack #Just like you showed me #Was the right thing to do #No matter who it is... #You were given so many options #But you chose to stay #And to slay them all #Even though they were #Helpless, and so weak #Did you even try to speak up? #I’m sure that someone could’ve helped you #From the Underground #But you didn’t try #Lashed out, out of fear #Looking for something #Feed your curiosity... #Don’t you think that I... #Might have some feeling in my heart...? #It’s pointless... to believe you #Have the time... to convince me... #When... will... this... end... ? #What you want is what you’re gonna get #I’m not waiting for #You to figure out #What you’ve done to cross #Me the wrong way #I don’t think that you understand! #You’ve fallen into a spiral of #Determination #And you don’t regret #Any of your actions #Why do you think #That I’m stopping you right here?#

Raphael: Okay.

Zoe: Yeah yeah, we're good.

Raphael: Okay, erm...

Zoe: Okay, we're good. Thank you.

Raphael: (whispers) Oh my god.

Zoe: Good job.

Derrick: Thanks.

Raphael: Good job.

Derrick: How did I do? Was it good? Did you like it? Did I get Frisk?

Zoe: Now I'm going to be honest. Erm... I don't feel like that song was entirely appropriate for their character when you're auditioning for Frisk. But you have a good, erm... big range.

Derrick: Who'd I get? Who am I cast as now?

Raphael: Erm... well we're still deciding. We still have other auditions to go through today so...

Derrick: Oh, you 2 don't know? Oh... I just thought like, you know, because I showed my whole range so-

Zoe: We'll have the cast list posted... Friday evening. Erm-

Derrick: Yeah, okay, that's cool.

Raphael: Yeah, erm... thanks for coming out. We'll erm... we'll be in touch.

Derrick left which left Zoe and Raphael talking to each other before the next person comes.

Raphael: Do you think that you'll cast him as Frisk?

Zoe: I don't think so, Frisk's range is supposed to be soft and angelic. Not wide.

Raphael: Okay. Erm... next!

A white blob came into a room. Zoe and Raphael were shocked to see him.

Zoe: Who are you?

Dream: I'm Dream.

Raphael: Thought you'd be taller in real life.

Dream: Yeah.

Zoe: Anyways, who will you be auditioning for?

Dream: Flowey.

Raphael: And what song are you going to sing for us?

Dream: Your Best Friend.

Zoe: That's a good choice.

Raphael: Okay, sing us the song.

Song: Your Best Friend by Echo Flower Productions

Dream: #Howdy, I’m Flowey #Call me your best friend #I see that you fell down! #You must be new, so #Let me say, “Welcome #Here to the Underground!” #There’s so much for you to see #Come along and follow me #Hey, you can trust me #I’m here to help ya! #I’ll share some LOVE with you! #Just run into #These friendliness pellets #C’mon and catch a few #Hey, ya missed ‘em, try again! #What’s this joke? #ARE YOU BRAIN-DEAD? #Hey, c’mon kid, #Run into the bullets! #You know what’s going on? #You maybe wanting #To see me suffer #But it’s you who should run! #Look at you #You’ve fallen down #Call for help #No one’s around! #It’s kill or be killed #Really I’d be thrilled #If that’s the path you’d try #No one will help you #NoW i’Ll SlIce y0u ThRoUgH! #It’s time for you to #DIE!#

Zoe: Woah that's scary.

Raphael: Thank you, Dream.

Dream left the audition room as another young man came.

Zoe: What's your name?

Nick: My name's Nick but I go by Sapnap.

Raphael: And who are you auditioning for?

Nick: Mad Dummy.

Zach: And what song are you going to sing for us?

Nick: Dummy!

Raphael: Go on.

Song: Dummy! by Man On The Internet

Nick: #Hey! You over there #What are you doing, where do you think you're going #I know everything about your dirty past #And I will not just let you walk away #Start to pray #We're gonna play #And I will watch and laugh as you decay #I will #Make you pay #You'll understand what it means to feel pain #I will drive #You insane #I assure that you will not escape #You're gonna stay around here till your last day #Hey! It's time to play #Now let's watch as the magic missiles fly #We'll fight till the end of days #I'll laugh as I watch you die #And with the power of rage I swing around #Go to town #Take you down #And I will watch and laugh and make you scream #It's my dream #I'm supreme #And with a final blow your soul I'll take #No mistakes #Sweet as cake #It won't be long now before your soul breaks #The last days of the human we now make #Screaming and fighting, waiting and crying #Running and tumbling and falling and rising #Again #In vain #You are so wasted you can't hear your brain #Why are you trying? You'll end up dying #You have no clue of who you are defying #One glance #Nonsense! #I'm the Mad Dummy and you stand no chance! #You cannot kill me, you cannot hurt me #You cannot stab me or freeze me or burn me #I just #Won't die #I have no body but I'm still alive #Tables are turning, I'm the one hurting #Bouncing and shaking and twitching and squirming #In rage #Rampage! #This is my show and you're on my stage! #One by one, step by step #Mangling your body till there's nothing left #Slowly slice through your flesh #These little knives are gonna make a mess #My revenge, cutting deep #This is a plate that I eat cold and sweet #All the fear in your eyes #Being reflected on my shiny knives #I will not let you go #The only thing leaving's gonna be your soul #As you bleed, I will laugh #And my revenge will be complete at last! #So full of anger, you are endangered #Looks like this battle just got a lot stranger #It's a crime #But this time #I'll defeat you and I'll do it in rhyme #Enough of this prattle, back to the battle #It'll be sweet when I hear your death rattle #We can fly #From where we lie #But all of that starts when the human dies #You will be punished, you I admonish #Carve you up, serve you up as a fine garnish #Feel sad? #Too bad! #Now you're gonna learn why this dummy's mad! #All of this yelling, screaming and swelling #You little human can go straight to hell-ing #Rage twitch #Rage itch! #Time to die, you little- #Hey! You over there #What are you doing, where do you think you're going #I know everything about your dirty past #And I will not just let you walk away #Start to pray #We're gonna play #And I will watch and laugh as you decay #I will #Make you pay #You'll understand what it means to feel pain #I will drive #You insane #You can be sure that you will not escape #You're gonna stay around here till your last day#

Zoe: Wow, you have a nice tenor range.

Nick: Thanks, and how do you know about vocal ranges?

Raphael: Our parents were on West End.

Nick: Wow.

Zoe: Casting list will come out on Friday so we'll keep in touch.

Nick: Thank you.

Nick left and an African man came into the room.

Raphael: So, who are you?

Ponk: My name is Ponk.

Zoe: And who are you auditioning for?

Ponk: Doggo though I might be one of the understudies.

Raphael: Alright. And what song are you going to sing for us?

Ponk: Erm... My Shot from Hamilton.

Zoe: Hamilton is just founding fathers dancing around teaching history.

Raphael: Just stick to it, my sister was in the West End production.

Ponk: Wait, your sister is Sheryl Lau? Who portrayed Eliza Hamilton?

Raphael: Yes.

Ponk: Tell her I said hi.

Zoe: Whatever, just stick to the audition.

Song: My Shot from Hamilton

Ponk: #I am not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #Hey, yo, I'm just like my country #I'm young, scrappy and hungry #And I'm not throwing away my shot #I'ma get a scholarship to King's College #I prob'ly shouldn't brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish #The problem is I got a lot of brains, but no polish #I gotta holler just to be heard #With every word, I drop knowledge #I'm a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal #Tryin' to reach my goal, my power of speech unimpeachable #Only nineteen, but my mind is older #These New York City streets get colder, I shoulder #Ev'ry burden, ev'ry disadvantage #I have learned to manage, I don't have a gun to brandish #I walk these streets famished #The plan is to fan this spark into a flame #But damn, it's getting dark, so let me spell out the name #I am the— #A-L-E-X-A-N-D #E-R—we are—meant to be #A colony that runs independently #Meanwhile, Britain keeps shittin' on us endlessly #Essentially, they tax us relentlessly #Then King George turns around, runs a spending spree #He ain't ever gonna set his descendants free #So there will be a revolution in this century #Enter me #Don't be shocked when your hist'ry book mentions me #I will lay down my life if it sets us free #Eventually, you'll see my ascendancy #And I am not throwing away #My shot #I am not throwing away #My shot #Hey, yo, I'm just like my country #I'm young, scrappy and hungry #And I'm not throwing away my shot #And I'm not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #Hey, yo, I'm just like my country #I'm young, scrappy and hungry #And I'm not throwing away my shot #It's time to take a shot #I dream of life without a monarchy #The unrest in France will lead to 'onarchy? #'Onarchy? How you say, how you s-oh, 'anarchy!' #When I fight, I make the other side panicky #With my— #Shot #Yo, I'm a tailor's apprentice #And I got y'all knuckleheads in loco parentis #I'm joining the rebellion 'cause I know it's my chance #To socially advance, instead of sewin' some pants #I'm gonna take a— #Shot #But we'll never be truly free #Until those in bondage have the same rights as you and me #You and I, do or die, wait 'til I sally in #On a stallion with the first black battalion #Have another— #Shot #Geniuses, lower your voices #You keep out of trouble and you double your choices #I'm with you, but the situation is fraught #You've got to be carefully taught #If you talk, you're gonna get shot #Burr, check what we got #Mister Lafayette, hard rock like Lancelot #I think your pants look hot #Laurens, I like you a lot #Let's hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin' the pot #What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot #Poppin' a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not #A bunch of revolutionary manumission abolitionists? #Give me a position, show me where the ammunition is #Oh, am I talkin' too loud? #Sometimes I get overexcited, shoot off at the mouth #I never had a group of friends before #I promise that I'll make y'all proud #Let's get this guy in front of a crowd #I am not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #Hey, yo, I'm just like my country #I'm young, scrappy and hungry #And I'm not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #Hey, yo, I'm just like my country #I'm young, scrappy and hungry #And I'm not throwing away my shot #Ev'rybody sing #Whoa, whoa, whoa #Hey #Whoa #Woo #Whoa #Said, let 'em hear ya #Let's go #Whoa, whoa, whoa #I said, shout it to the rooftops #Whoa #Said, to the rooftops #Whoa #Come on #Yeah #Come on, let's go #Rise up #When you're living on your knees, you rise up #Tell your brother that he's gotta rise up #Tell your sister that she's gotta rise up #When are these colonies gonna rise up? #Whoa, whoa, whoa #When are these colonies gonna rise up? #Whoa #When are these colonies gonna rise up? #Whoa #When are these colonies gonna rise up? Whoa #Rise up #I imagine death so much, it feels more like a memory #When's it gonna get me? #In my sleep? Seven feet ahead of me? #If I see it comin', do I run or do I let it be? #Is it like a beat without a melody? #See, I never thought I'd live past twenty #Where I come from, some get half as many #Ask anybody why we livin' fast and we laugh, reach for a flask #We have to make this moment last, that's plenty #Scratch that #This is not a moment, it's the movement #Where all the hungriest brothers with #Something to prove went? #Foes oppose us, we take an honest stand #We roll like Moses, claimin' our promised land #And? If we win our independence? #Is that a guarantee of freedom for our descendants? #Or will the blood we shed begin an endless #Cycle of vengeance and death with no defendants? #I know the action in the street is excitin' #But Jesus, between all the bleedin' 'n' fightin' #I've been readin' 'n' writin' #We need to handle our financial situation #Are we a nation of states? What's the state of our nation? #I'm past patiently waitin' #I'm passionately smashin' every expectation #Every action's an act of creation #I'm laughin' in the face of casualties and sorrow #For the first time, I'm thinkin' past tomorrow #And I am not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #Hey, yo, I'm just like my country #I'm young, scrappy and hungry #And I'm not throwing away my shot #We're gonna rise up, time to take a shot #Not throwing away my shot #We're gonna rise up, time to take a shot #Not throwing away my shot #We're gonna #We're gonna #Time to take a shot #Time to take a shot #Time to take a shot #Take a shot, ri— ri— ri— #Shot #Shot #A-yo, it's #Time to take a shot #Time to take a shot #And I am— #Not throwin' away my— #Not throwin' away my shot#

Raphael: Wow, really good.

Zoe: At least it's better than the Broadway version.

Ponk: Thank you.

Raphael: Cast list will come out on Friday evening. Keep in contact with us.

Ponk: Thanks.

Zoe: Who's next?

After Ponk left, an adult man in his mid-to-late 20s entered the room.

Darryl: Hi, is this the audition room?

Raphael: Yes. And you are..?

Darryl: Darryl Noveschosch but you can call me Bad or Badboyhalo.

Zoe: And who are you auditioning for?

Darryl: Greater Dog or one of the understudies.

Raphael: And what are you going to sing for us?

Darryl: You're Welcome from Moana.

Zoe: Alright, sing away.

Song: You're Welcome from Moana

Darryl: #Okay, okay, I see what's happening, yeah #You're face-to-face with greatness and it's strange #You don't even know how you feel, it's adorable #Well, it's nice to see that humans never change #Open your eyes, let's begin #Yes, it's really me, it's Maui, breathe it in #I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod #When you're starin' at a demigod #What can I say except "you're welcome" #For the tides, the sun, the sky? #Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome #I'm just an ordinary demi-guy #Hey! What has two thumbs and pulled up the sky #When you were waddling yay high? This guy #When the nights got cold, who stole you fire from down below? #You're lookin' at him, yo! #Oh, also I lassoed the sun, you're welcome #To stretch your days and bring you fun #Also I harnessed the breeze, you're welcome #To fill your sails and shake your trees #So what can I say except "you're welcome" #For the islands I pulled from the sea? #There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome, ha! #I guess it's just my way of being me #You're welcome, you're welcome #Well, come to think of it #Kid, honestly, I could go on and on #I could explain every natural phenomenon #The tide, the grass, the ground? #Oh, that was Maui just messin' around #I killed an eel, I buried its guts #Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts #What's the lesson? What is the takeaway? #Don't mess with Maui when he's on a breakaway #And the tapestry here in my skin #Is a map of the victories I win #Look where I've been, I make everything happen #Look at that mean Mini-Maui just tickety-tappin' #Ha ha ha ha ha hey #Well anyway, let me say "you're welcome" #For the wonderful world you know? #Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome #Well, come to think of it, I gotta go #Hey, it's your day to say "you're welcome" #'Cause I'm gonna need that boat #I'm sailing away, away, you're welcome #'Cause Maui can do everything but float #You're welcome #You're welcome #And thank you!#

Raphael: You have good range.

Darryl: Thank you.

Zoe: Okay, so the cast list will come out on Friday evening so keep in touch with us.

Darryl: Thank you.

Bad left the room and a tall teenage boy with curly blonde hair entered the room.

Raphael: What's your name?

Tommy: Thomas Simons but you can call me Tommy. My parents were stage directors of the Nottingham production of Matilda the Musical.

Zoe: Cool. My parents were in Miss Saigon and Raphael's parents were in Les Miserables. And who will you be auditioning for?

Tommy: Frisk.

Raphael: And what song are you going to sing for us.

Tommy: Erm... I dunno. Can you like recommend a song or something?

Zoe: Well, we do have this new song called Frisk's Promise. I'll play it on piano. Can you read sheet music or identify notes?

Tommy: I did choir so yes.

Raphael: Hit it, Zoe.

Zoe went to her piano and played Frisk's Promise.

Song: Frisk's Promise by Echo Flower Productions

Tommy: #In that world up above #Where the sun shines down #They told us the stories of #The monsters underground #They said up in our world #Monsters could not belong #But I couldn’t help but wonder if #What they thought was wrong #So I swore to myself one day #The solemn promise that I made #I’d climb up Ebbot’s mountain peak #To discover the world beneath #I’d stay both determined and strong #To see if I could prove them wrong #I’d climb the trail, hoping to know #The truth of that strange world below #So on this fateful day #I thought of what I learned #I know that those who climb Mt. Ebbot #Are said to not return #Determination drove me #Call it foolishness or chance #So as I climbed the mountain trail #I walked without a backwards glance #Followed the trail as I fell down #And found myself here Underground #At first I felt lost and afraid #But held to the promise I made #I stayed both determined and strong #Monsters aren’t bad, they all were wrong. #But I can’t stay in this world below #I just want to go home#

Raphael: Impressive. You have a cool baritone voice.

Tommy: Thank you.

Zoe: We must say that you'd make a perfect Frisk but there are other candidates so we'll think about it.

Raphael: Cast list will come out on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.

Tommy: Alright, thanks. It's a pleasure to meet the children of West End actors and actresses.

Tommy left the audition room as another teenage boy came in. This time, a lot shorter and is a brunette.

Toby: Hi, I'm here to audition.

Zoe: Come in. What's your name?

Toby: Toby Smith but you can call my Tubbo. My dads work in this theatre.

Raphael: Really? But your surname-

Toby: I was adopted when I was 13 so I decided to keep my surname. Wait a minute, didn't my dad work with your mum?

Zoe: Yup, he's like my uncle.

Raphael: Anyway, who are you auditioning for and what will you sing?

Toby: I'll be Asriel and I'll sing Memory.

Zoe: Okay. Hit it.

Song: Memory by Man On The Internet

Toby: #It's not fair to be alone #After what you've been through #So let me be your best friend #Please let me stay with you #I'll keep trying to reach out #I'm never leaving you #DETERMINATION fuels me #I want to be with you #I will show my love always #Because it's clear to me #Together we'll do anything #Our life isn't easy #I will stay here by your side #I know it's frightening #To think that you might now leave #But that my friend is why #I'll be in your life always #And hold you tight and close #We will be together here #Until it's safe to go #I will show my love always #Because it's clear to me #Together we'll do anything #Our life isn't easy#

Raphael: You have a nice and youthful tenor range. If we were doing a Les Miserables musical, I would already cast you as Marius.

Toby: Wait, you were in Les Mis?

Raphael: My parents were, not me.

Toby: Oh.

Zoe: So, the cast list will be revealed on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.

Toby: Thank you.

After Tubbo left the room, a young man with a white streak on his hair entered the room.

Floris: Hi, I'm here for the audition.

Raphael: You're in the right place. What's your name?

Floris: Floris but you can call me Fundy.

Zoe: And who will you audition for?

Floris: Dogamy and if you're wondering about a song, I'll sing Why God Why from Miss Saigon.

Zoe: My parents were on Miss Saigon.

Floris: Really? No wonder why you look familiar.

Raphael: Anyway, go on with the audition.

Song: Why God Why from Miss Saigon

Floris: #Why does Saigon never sleep at night? #Why does this girl smell of orange trees? #How can I feel good when nothing's right? #Why is she cool when there is no breeze? #Vietnam, #You don't give answers do you friend? #Just questions that don't never end: #Why God? Why today? #I'm all through here, on my way #There's nothing left here that I'll miss #Why send me now a night like this? #Who is the girl in this rusty bed? #Why am I back in a filthy room? #Why is her voice ringing in my head? #Why am I high on her cheap perfume? #Vietnam #Hey look, I mean you no offense, #But why does nothing here make sense? #Why God? Show your hand #Why can't one guy, understand? #I've been with girls who knew much more #I've never felt confused before! #Why me? What's your plan? #I can't help her, no one can #I want my memories as they were #But now I'll leave remembering her #When I went home before #No one talked of the war #What they knew from TV #Didn't have a thing to do with me #I went back and re-upped, #Sure Saigon is corrupt #It felt better to be here #Driving for the embassy #'Cause here if you can pull a string #A guy like me lives like a king #Just as long as you don't believe anything #Why God? Why this face? #Why such beauty in this place? #I liked my memories as they were #But now I'll leave remembering her #Just her#

Zoe: Wow, that reminded me of uncle Mat.

Floris: The guy who works here?

Raphael: Yeah, he was Chris from Miss Saigon.

Floris: Cool.

Zoe: So, the cast list will be revealed on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.

Floris: Okay.

Floris left and a tall teenage boy with blonde hair entered. He doesn't look like Tommy because he's wearing a hoodie while Tommy is wearing a t-shirt.

Raphael: Hi, this is the audition room. What's your name?

Purpled: Grayson, but you can call me Purpled.

Zoe: And who are you auditioning for?

Purpled: Monster Kid and a possible understudy for Frisk.

Raphael: And what will you sing for us?

Purpled: Because this is Undertale, I decided on Snowdin Town.

Zoe: Okay, hit it.

Song: Snowdin Town by Ori Eta

Purpled: #Always cold outside #But it's never been horrible #Never want to leave #Cuz it's always been wonderful #All my friends are here #In the town where the sun won't shine #Won't you stay a while? #Everything will be fine #Welcome to our Snowdin Town #Where the snow keeps falling down #Forever and forever #Here, where it always feels like home #And where no one's on their own #We're together in the snow #Welcome to our Snowdin Town #Where the snow keeps falling down #Without a chance of ending #Here, where it's one big group of friends #And the magic never ends #No need to play pretend #Enjoy the holidays with fun and cheer #And just remember: Snowdin is always here #And you'll remember us someday, you'll see #When the world is saved and all of us are free #Always cold outside #But the winter is pretty nice #Always room to skate #When the town's overcome with ice #All our friends are here #And the lights never sink too low #Life is full of cheer #When the town is aglow #Welcome to our Snowdin Town #Where the snow keeps falling down #Forever and forever #Here, where it always feels like home #And where no one's on their own #We're together in the snow #Welcome to our Snowdin Town #Where the snow keeps falling down #Without a chance of ending #Here, where it's one big group of friends #And the magic never ends #No need to play pretend #Enjoy the holidays with fun and cheer #And just remember: Snowdin is always here #And we'll remember you someday, I'll bet #Cuz your smile is one that no one can forget#

Raphael: Good job.

Purpled: Thanks.

Zoe: I think you'd do good as Monster Kid or understudy Frisk.

Raphael: The cast list will come out on Friday evening, we'll keep in contact.

Purpled: Thank you.

Purpled left the room and then a tall brunette man with glasses entered the room.

Wilbur: Hi, I'm Wilbur and I'm here to audition.

Zoe: You're in the right place.

Raphael: So who are you going to audition for?

Wilbur: Napstablook and I'll be singing...

Zoe: Ghost Fight?

Wilbur: Actually, it's called Spooktune.

Raphael: Alright, hit it.

Song: Spooktune by Echo Flower Productions

Wilbur: #This is a song that I call Spooktune #It won’t leave your head anytime soon #Hear the notes as in your mind they play #And the world might look a bit less grey #Hear the spooky tune #Of this little song #And soon you’ll have no choice but to sing along #Listen to the spooky atmosphere #And the world outside might disappear #Clouds cover the moon #Fog shrouds all the world with gloom #And the tune of everything will soon come to an end #Hear the spooky song #Try to run away #But eventually you’ll sing along and say #Now my Spooktune song is nearly done #I really hope hearing it was fun #Clouds cover the moon #Fog shrouds all the world with gloom #And the tune of everything will soon come to an end#

Zoe: Wow, your voice matches Napstablook so well.

Wilbur: Thank you.

Raphael: Also, your voice sounds comforting.

Wilbur: When will the results come out?

Zoe: Friday evening, we'll keep in contact.

Wilbur left the audition room as a genderfluid person entered the room.

Eret: Hi, my name is Alistair but call me Eret. I'm going to audition.

Raphael: And who will you audition for?

Eret: Mettaton.

Zoe: And what song will you use?

Eret: Death By Glamour.

Raphael: Cool, hit it.

Song: Death By Glamour by Radix

Eret: #Do you like my real form? #Do you envy what you see? #I can tell you just by the face you made in front of me. #Yeah, I know you're just a child, but don't you be so immature. #Even little kids like you can learn the meaning of glamour! #Mettaton is here to stay, to stand on his deserved space! #I guarantee that this place will be crowded ever night and day! #Can you hear my cheering fans? #They're telling me you have no chance so why don't give now and let my people watch me dance? #Actually, before you go... Why don't join me on my show? #The Underground needs something new to bring some real fun you know? #They won't care about your age, and there's no rule to be onstage. #But just remember, after we are done, you're going to meet you're fate... #Now! #It's time, to show me your be move's! #So try, your best! #Cause I'm better than you! #I'm, programmed, to be the brightest l-i-i-ght! #I, don't need, another way to f-i-ight! #This is the place where the fame is everything, everyone wants to touch, everyone wants to see! #We, live in a world where celebrities are kings! #Where the more people want, is the more that we give! #I just can't get enough of the simple things, like the love of my fans, almost giving me wings! #And, I, am just more than incredible machine, that amazes your days from behind on your screen!#

Zoe: Wow, you have the coolest baritone or bass voice I've ever heard. Aside from Jonathan Pryce.

Raphael: I don't like him.

Zoe: I know, he looks weird when he pretends to be Asian.

Eret: Wait, you guys are from Miss Saigon?

Zoe: Erm... it was my parents. Raphael's parents were from Les Miserables.

Raphael: Yeah.

Eret: Awesome.

Zoe: We'll keep in touch, the cast results will be revealed on Friday evening.

Eret: Thank you.

Eret left the room and a young woman with shoulder-length blonde hair entered the room.

Niki: Hallo, ich bin wegen des Vorsprechens hier.

Raphael: We don't speak German.

Niki: English?

Zoe: Yup.

Niki: Oh, I'd like to audition for Dogaressa and a possible Undyne understudy.

Raphael: Alright. What song are you going to sing for us?

Niki: Part Of Your World from The Little Mermaid.

Zoe: Go ahead.

Song: Part Of Your World from The Little Mermaid.

Niki: #Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? #Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? #Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything? #Look at this trove, treasures untold #How many wonders can one cavern hold? #Looking around here you think #"Sure, she's got everything" #I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty #I've got whozits and whatzits galore #You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty! #But who cares? No big deal, I want more #I wanna be where the people are #I wanna see, wanna see them dancin' #Walking around on those - what do you call 'em? Oh - feet! #Flippin' your fins, you don't get too far #Legs are required for jumping, dancing #Strolling along down a - what's that word again? Street #Up where they walk, up where they run #Up where they stay all day in the sun #Wanderin' free - wish I could be #Part of that world #What would I give if I could live out of these waters? #What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand? #Bet'cha on land they understand #Bet they don't reprimand their daughters #Bright young women sick of swimmin' #Ready to stand #I'm ready to know what the people know #Ask 'em my questions and get some answers #What's a fire and why does it - what's the word? Burn? #When's it my turn? #Wouldn't I love, love to explore that shore up above? #Out of the sea, wish I could be part of that world#

Raphael: Wow, your voice is so soft and sweet.

Niki: I know, I've been told that.

Zoe: But you're German.

Niki: Yeah, and we're all violent (chuckles). But not all of us are like that.

Raphael: The results will come on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.

Niki: Thank you.

Niki left and a short Mexican man entered the room.

Alex: Hi, am I in the right place?

Zoe: Yup.

Alex: Oh, I'm Alex Malonando but you can call me Quackity.

Raphael: And who are you auditioning for?

Alex: Papyrus. What should I sing?

Zoe: You should sing Bonetrousle, it's your theme song.

Alex: Oh yeah, right.

Raphael: You may start singing.

Song: Bonetrousle by Cami Cat

Alex: #Come now my brother don't be such a lazybones you have to be ready when the human comes #Come now my brother don't go boondoggling now we have to be ready when the human comes #All of the puzzles must be properly calibrated so it's ready when the human comes #Everything must be perfect not a single step out of the line just for when this next human comes #Then I am sure I will be the one, no I must be one to bring that last human to Undyne! #And I am sure I will be the one, most surely I will become most popular of all time! #I'll be a Royal Guardsman for sure and all the monsters just for me will simply fall into line #Everyone will want to be my friend so don't you see, it has to be me this one time! #Oh my god Brother is that what I think it is? It cannot be, is that really a human?! #Oh my god Brother, don't you know what this means, I can't believe that I really found a human! #Come now my Brother, let us put forth all the effort we can,  we can capture this human! #And with my Brother by my side, I the GREAT papyrus will surely capture you you human! #Then I am sure I will be the one, no I must be one to bring you young human to Undyne! #And I am sure I will be the one, most surely I will become most popular of all time! #I'll be a Royal Guardsman for sure and all the monsters just for me will simply fall into line #But watching you thwart all my puzzles #I don't understand, what is this feeling inside? #Come now, young human, try if you dare! Since it is I the Great Papyrus, who will capture you! #Come now, young human, let us both try our best to beat the rest, see just who is smarter than who? #What is this, human? Can it be? You seem to be enjoying these puzzles I've laid out for you! #What is this human? Oh wowie?! Do you like my spaghetti? Did you even save me some too?! #I am quite sorry Human but  it has to be done, I must be one to bring you to Undyne! #Then I am sure I will be the one, most surely I will become most popular of all time! #I must become a Royal Guardsman so all the monsters just for me will simply fall into line #But maybe since you really want to be my friend maybe I won't capture you this time?#

Raphael: Wow Alex, you have a wide tenor vocal range.

Alex: Thanks.

Zoe: The results will come in Friday evening, we'll keep in contact.

Alex: Okay, can I go now?

Raphael: Sure.

Zoe: Next!

After Alex left, a young man with long and curly brown hair entered the room.

Zoe: Who must you be?

Karl: I'm Karl Jacobs.

Raphael: And who are you auditioning for?

Karl: I'm auditioning for Sans so I'll be singing Megalovania.

Zoe: Okay, go ahead.

Song: Megalovania by Milkychan

Ranboo: #Waking from another dream #Filled with Darkness and Destruction #Showing the unwritten soul #Just tell me, which could it be? #Shatter timelines back and forth #Hit reset while the world's breaking down #The pretender can remember but he will still go down #Waking from the same old dream #Same old world and same scenery #Breaking down this reckless soul #So tell me, whose could it be? #Show me your Determination #Just stay back or take your action now #Genociding then they're hiding #Judgement will soon be held #Even on this day it will all just end #It all disappears, even happiness, even grief #Take your last chance left as I count down from three #Can you understand how this all must feel? #They all disappear and it starts all over for me #No more time to waste, just this once I will stay #First her voice had left... #Then his dust was spread... #Soon our hero fell and all screens went black #Gave up trying way too long ago #Cannot tell what I've been waiting for #Everything just keeps repeating, what do I try for? #Tell me what I have been searching for #Our bad time didn't last too long #Joining those who had to fight alone, say goodbye now#

Raphael: Good job.

Zoe: Now we still have many people to audition next up.

Karl: Wait, do I go now?

Raphael: Yeah, come back to see your results Friday evening.

Karl: Thank you.

After Karl left, a slightly shorter brunette man entered the room.

Ant: Hi, I'm here for the auditions.

Zoe: What's your name, character you'll audition for and song you'll sing?

Raphael: Why are you doing that?

Ant: I'm Antfrost but you can call me Ant, I'll portray Bob and I'll sing Castle On A Cloud from Les Miserables.

Raphael: My parents were in that show. My mum used to sing that to me as a child.

Zoe: Go ahead, sing.

Song: Castle On A Cloud from Les Miserables

Ant: #There is a castle on a cloud #I like to go there in my sleep #Aren't any floors for me to sweep #Not in my castle on a cloud #There is a room that's full of toys #There are a hundred boys and girls #Nobody shouts or talks too loud #Not in my castle on a cloud #There is a lady all in white #Holds me and sings a lullaby #She's nice to see and she's soft to touch #She says, "Cosette, I love you very much" #I know a place where no one's lost #I know a place where no one cries #Crying at all is not allowed #Not in my castle on a cloud#

Zoe: Raphael? Raphael! Raphael James goddamn Lau!

Raphael: Oh, sorry.

Zoe: You okay, man?

Raphael: Sorry, I just felt so nostalgic.

Zoe: Anyway, we'll keep in touch and the results will come on Friday evening.

Ant: Thank you very much.

Zoe: Raphael, the next time someone sing a Les Miserables song, don't go all emotional.

Raphael: Then don't go all emotional whenever someone sings a Miss Saigon song. You almost cried when Floris sings Why God Why like Mat.

Zoe: Yeah, whatever. Next.

(Please don't mind the paragraphs after the script, these things help me remember the cast and who they're playing)

Philza as Phil Watson/Philza, a 33-year-old actor originally from Newcastle Upon Tyne, United Kingdom. He portrays Asgore on the West End version of Undertale. Being one of the only married couple of the cast, he is the husband of Kristin.

Misstrixtin as Kristin Watson/Misstrixtin, an actress around Philza's age (or younger) currently living in Newcastle Upon Tyne, United Kingdom with Philza. She portrays Toriel on the West End version of Undertale. Being one of the only married couple of the cast, she is the wife of Philza.

ConnorEatsPants as Connor/ConnorEatsPants, a 23-year-old actor originally from Austin, Texas, United States. He is portrays Burgerpants on the West End version of Undertale.

Foolish Gamers as Noah Brown/Foolish Gamers, a 23-year-old actor originally from Columbus, Ohio, United States. He portrays River Person on the West End version of Undertale Undertale.

Hannahxxrose as Hannah/Hannahxxrose, a 21-year-old actress originally from Chicago, Illinois, United States. She portrays Undyne on the West End version of Undertale.

TinaKitten as Tina Kenyon/TinaKitten, a 23-year-old actress originally from South Korea but lived in Las Vegas, Nevada, United States. She portrays Alphys on the West End version of Undertale.

Aimsey as Aimee/Aimsey, a genderfluid (uses any pronouns) and bisexual 18-year-old actress originally from Swansea, Wales, United Kingdom. They portray Temmie Chang on the West End version of Undertale.

Snifferish as Cassie Ann/Snifferish, a non-binary (uses they/she pronouns) and bisexual 18-year-old actress originally from the United States and is on the asexual spectrum. They portray Genocide Anomaly on the West End version of Undertale.

Billzo as Bill Hope/Billzo, a bisexual 17-year-old actor originally from the United Kingdom. He portrays Pacifist Anomaly on the West End version of Undertale. He's dyslexic and suffers from type 1 diabetes.

Badlinu as Freddie Hackett/Badlinu, an 18-year-old actor and musician originally from Nottingham, Nottinghamshire, East Midlands, United Kingdom. He portrays Chara on the West End version of Undertale.

Corpse Husband as Corpse Husband, a 24-year-old actor and musician originally from San Diego, California, United States. He portrays W.D Gaster on the West End version of Undertale. He is chronically ill suffering from fibromyalgia, sleep apnea, chronic insomnia, GERD and an eye disease.

JustaMinx as Becca/JustaMinx, an asexual 24-year-old actress originally from Ireland but lives between Los Angeles, California, United States and Brighton, East Sussex, England. She portrays Muffet on the West End version of Undertale. She has borderline personality disorder.

GeorgeNotFound as George Davidson/GeorgeNotFound, a 24-year-old colourblind actor and musician originally from London, United Kingdom but lived in Brighton, East Sussex, United Kingdom. He is the understudy for Flowey in the West End version of Undertale and one of the echo flowers.

Callahan as Callahan, a 25-year-old mute actor of unknown nationality (presumably American). He is part of the ensemble and doesn't have singing or speaking lines.

Awesamdude as Sam/Awesamdude, a colourblind 25-year-old actor originally from Texas, United States. He is part of the ensemble in the West End version of Undertale and is the voice of one of the echo flowers.

Punz as Luke/Punz, a 24-year-old actor originally from Boston, Massachusetts, United States. He is the understudy for Sans from Undertale.

Jschlatt as Jschlatt, a 22-year-old actor originally from Austin, Texas, United States and is a devout Catholic. He is the understudy for Asgore from Undertale.

Skeppy as Zak Ahmed/Skeppy, a 21-year-old actor from Clearwater, Florida, United States. He is the understudy for Mad Dummy from Undertale and is the voice of one of the echo flowers.

Jack Manifold as Jack Manifold, a 19-year-old actor and singer originally from East Midlands, United Kingdom before moving to Brighton, East Sussex, United Kingdom. He is the understudy for Chara from Undertale.

CaptainPuffy as Cara/CaptainPuffy, a colourblind and openly bisexual 23-year-old actress and singer originally from New York City, New York, United States. She is the understudy for Toriel from Undertale and the voice of one of the echo flowers. She is Niki's girlfriend.

Ranboo as Ranboo, a 17-year-old actor, musician and singer originally from San Francisco, California, United States. He is the understudy for Napstablook from Undertale.

Slimecicle as Charlie Dalgleish/Slimecicle, a 23-year-old actor and singer originally from Vermont, United States. He is part of the ensemble on the West End version of Undertale.

Michaelmcchill as Michael Fulton/Michaelmcchill, a 25-year-old actor and singer originally from Indiana, United States. He is the understudy for Asgore from Undertale.

Eryn as Eryn, a bisexual 17-year-old actor presumably from Nottingham, Nottinghamshire, East Midlands, United Kingdom. He is the understudy for Frisk from Undertale.

BoomerNA as Dylan/BoomerNA, a genderfluid (uses he/they) colourblind 20-year-old actor and singer originally from Farwell, Michigan, United States. He is part of the ensemble on the West End version of Undertale.

Highkeyhateme as Oli Briggs/Highkeyhateme, a 19-year-old actor originally from Sussex, England, United Kingdom. He is the understudy for Asriel from Undertale as well as portraying the God of Hyperdeath version of Undertale.

Beautie as Beau/Beautie_, a 16-year-old 16-year-old actress originally from Scotland, United Kingdom. She is part of the ensemble from the West End version of Undertale and the voice of one of the echo flowers.

CG5 as Charles Green/CG5, a 22-year-old musician and singer originally from Phoenix, Arizona, United States. He is the main music producer for the songs from Undertale as well as the technician. He is supposedly autistic and suffers from scoliosis. Along with Wilbur Soot, CG5 also composes the soundtrack for the series.

Dangthatsalongname as Scott Major/Dangthatsalongname, a gay 26-year-old actor originally from Scotland but lived in Brighton, East Sussex, United Kingdom. He is the understudy for W.D Gaster from Undertale.

VelvetIsCake as VelvetIsCake, a 21-year-old actor originally from the United States. He is the understudy for Bob from Undertale. He is Ant's boyfriend.

5up as 5up, a asexual biromantic 21-year-old actor originally from Pheonix, Arizona, United States but moved to Las Vegas, Nevada, United States. He is part of the ensemble on the West End version of Undertale.

a6d as Xem/a6d, a 20-year-old actor and musician originally from Bordeaux, Nouvelle-Aquitaine, France. He is part of the ensemble of the West End version of Undertale.

IlluminaHD as Kye/IlluminaHD, a bisexual 22-year-old actor originally from Alberta, Canada. He is part of the ensemble on the West End version of Undertale. He is of European and Indigenous descent.

JustVurb as Arran Willis/JustVurb, a 23-year-old actor originally from Bath, Somerset, United Kingdom. He is part of the ensemble from the West End version of Undertale.

Krtzyy as Dave Kratz/Krtzyy, a pansexual 22-year-old actor originally from the United States. He is part of the ensemble in the West End version of Undertale.

Spidey as Geo Anderson/Spifey, a 23-year-old actor originally from Exeter, Devon, United Kingdom. He is part of the ensemble on the West End version of Undertale.

Tapl as Harvey Lee/TapL, a 20-year-old actor originally from the Philippines but lived in Marina Del Rey, California, United States. He is part of the ensemble in the West End version of Undertale. Similar to Zoe, his parents were originally in musical theatre participating in their local productions of Miss Saigon, Les Miserables and West Side Story.

Wisp as Kit/Wisp, a young actor in his late teens or early 20s originally from the United Kingdom. He is part of the ensemble of the West End version of Undertale.

Zelk as Jake/Zelk, a 22-year-old actor originally from Michigan, United States. He is part of the ensemble of the West End version of Undertale.

McYum as Jared West/McYum, a 17-year-old actor originally from England, United Kingdom. He is the understudy for Monster Kid from Undertale.