Horrid Henry the movie 2/quotes

Introduction
(A bunch of logos i have no time to mention)

(we see a neighbourhood with a narrtation)

henry:Hi my name is henry this is ashtown my town in the uk let me show you around

(we see a house)

henry: this is my house its a average everyday house its big its small its tall its short but i like it the way it is

(we see inside the house)

henry:this is my family me my mom my dad and my wormy little brother peter

(we see a school)

henry:this is my school and here are the students and the faculty

(we see a bunch of kids and students)

henry:this is my best friend ralph my other friends bart brian al and william that red headed girl over there is my archenemy margret with her best friend susan those adults are ms battle ax my teacher soggy sid the gym teacher and some others

Chapter 1
Margaret;why are we here henry

Henry:i want to show you a box i found

William:So what is it

(Henry Drops it and a portal opens and a Knight comes out and takes off his helmet)

Character:Henry Horrison I need your help

Henry:why

Character;i am Character and the reason i need you is because Bellzabub has escaped from his imprisonment

Henry;Who is Bellzabub

Character:(Singing) bellzabub bellzabub is a cruel bugger he is a disgrace he eats people's souls and he is a daemon and is a brutal man he will brutalize you (song ends)

Ms Battle-Ax;hmm yeah that sound pretty serious

Character;Come on

Chapter 2
(the gang shows up at a castle)

Squire:his majesty King Korag VIII

King Korag:Welcome Henry

Henry;Listen Here Korag

Korag;you are the chosen one

Henry:WHATTTTT

Korag;Well I suggest you go on your journey and take My Jester Jokee To

Jokee;noooooooooooo

(the gang exits the castle)

Henry:(Singing) The Sky is blue and the grass is green

Character:and the east is hot and the west is cold

Margaret;And the rest of it is moderate

Everyone:The journey is long

Peter:im gonna play my CHILLO

(Peter plays his chillo)

Sid:William the Conqueror Always said umm I don't now

Margaret;ohhh (she falls in a lake and the music stops)

everyone:hahahaha

Margaret:who ever keeps laughing gets a kick in the shin

(Meanwhile in a dark castle)

Mistro;hahahaha those fools are near our trap

Bellzabub:haha lucky i have some skeletons on stand by

Mistro;yes but if we lose the fight we will have no land weve got to have land

Bellzabub:(Singing) oo we oo I want to conquer all of the land and attack everyone no more mister nice guy that Henry shall fall

Mistro:oh yes oh yes oh yes that Henry shall not live he shall have a fit

Both;no more mister nice guys no more mr nice guys no more Henry we shall take over the kingdom nobody will oppose nobody shall fight us OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH no more mr nice guys (music ends)

(meanwhile in a forest)

Character:alright everyone we shall sleep here for the night wait hold on a minute there is not enough matresses Henry Margaret are you alright sleeping in the same bed for the night

Henry and Margaret:Alrright

(Everyone sleeps but Margaret and Henry Accidently hold hands and they wake up)

Margaret:what the heck Henry

Henry:i did not hold your hand you held mine

(A tune beigns) (Henry) I'd be rockin' with the Dinos Swingin' with the Rhinos I could prankoize this cave in a minute! Henry! They would sing cuz i would be the Prankster king I would love this world without you in it!

If i didn't have you! (Margaret) if you didn't have me? (henryl) if i didn't have you! (margaret) or how about if i didn't have you huh? (both) O what i could be if there was only me o what i'd do if i didn't have you

(Character) STOP BICKERING AND GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!

(margeret) ACT! DID SOMEONE SAY ACT! I CAN ACT! If only i had seperate parts my career would be the art I'd be the STAR of Ashton

(margeret) you'd be the half that the whole world forgot!

(margeret) if i didn't have you (henry) I should be so lucky! (margeret) If i didn't have you! (henry) Oh wait you'd be dead! (both) Oh what i could be if there was only me o what i'd do if i didn't have you! o what i'd do if i didn't have you!

(margeret) TRAPPED! OH TRAPPED! (henry) Stuck here with you for 15 years (margeret) Oh dear it's left to count (henry) if you had gotten me a good laywer i would've split 14 years ago (margeret) Now listen here pal, i didn't come here to be insulted (henry) Oh? where do you usually go?

(margeret) I'd be a fire breathing lizard (henry) I'd be one high flying wizard! (margeret) you'd be nothing without me you'd be extinct you'd feast to be (henry) I'm so tired of you nagging (margeret) I'm so tired of your bragging (henry) haha without me you'd have no brain! (both) with which to think!

(both)

(henry) I'd be rockin' with the Dinos Swingin' with the Rhinos I could prankoize this cave in a minute! Henry! They would sing cuz i would be the Prankster king I would love this world without you in it!

(margaret) If only i had seperate parts my career would be the art I'd be the STAR of Ashton I would love this world without you in it!

(both) if i didn't have you! (backgroud people) If i didn't have you! (both) if i didn't have you! (background people) if i didn't have you! YEAH, YEAH YEAH

(margeret) this way let me lead! YEAH YEAH YEAH

(henry) No this way twinkle toes!

(both) life could be so sweat, if these were both my feet! Oh what i'd do if i didn't have you!

(henry) I got you babe!

(both) Oh what i'd do if i didn't have yooooou!

(elvis imitation, both) hey!well if i didn't! well if i didn't, have you! Thank you very much! thank you very much ladies and gentlemen! you've sang before have you?

Character;thats it ive had it your argueing has made me mad

Chapter 3
(Character accidently cuts down a tree and everyone getss out of the way)

Margeret:you fool you cut down the tree

Henry:look shelter

Vic Van Wrinkle;what do you want

Everyone:Vic van wrinkle

Vic:Ashton Schoolkids

Everyone;screams

Peter:what are you doing here

Vic;I randomly found myself here after i escaped from jail

Character:hold on skeleton warriors are approaching come guys lets fight them

(the gang fights and kills all the skeletons but one fires a arrow and hits margeret in the arm)

Henry:MARGERET!! are you alright

Margeret;yeah

Henry;Character i need to bring margaret to safety she has been hit in the arm

Character;Alright i will cover you

(Henry carries Margaret to behined a tree while Character fights off the skeletons)

Character:DIE! SKELETON SCUM

Henry;There (wraps a bandage on margarets arm)

Margaret:thanks henry

(Ralph comes in)

Ralph:Hey guys we won

Margaret and Henry:Few

(Meanwhile in a castle)

Bellzabub;WE WERE SO CLOSE!!

(Bellzabub destroys a table)

Mistro:want me to send out the demon rabbit of trafalgar

Bellzabub;Not yet i want you to get henry ty abandon the group GO!

(in a dark forest)

Henry;im gonna go find some woodh

(Henry walks into a darker part in the forest)

Mistro;Hello little boy

(Margaret looks thorugh the bushes)

Henry;who are you

Mistro;I AM a old peddler

Henry;what do you want

Mistro;i don't want anything im here to tell you that neither character or margaret care about you they just want you to fight bellzabub for their own butts

Henry;thats just selfish of them im gonna go my own way (henry walks into the forest and mistro turns back into his normal self)

Margaret;i must tell the others (margaret runs back to camp)

Margaret;guys mistro convinced henry to abandon us

Character:mistro that monster lets go ms battle ax look after the others while me and margaret are finding henry

(Margaret and Character run into the forest and into a swamp)

Margaret;HENRY!!!

Henry:what do you want

Margaret:The old peddler was mistro he lied to you

Henry:really i thought it was true

Margaret;just forget it and lets go

(Henry Margaret and Character walk back to camp)

Everyone:yay henry is back

Henry:lets go

(in the morning)

Character;look its the demon rabbit of trafalgar william go fight it

William;alright sir

(William Goes over to it but it attacks him)

Henry;everybody hide

William;AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (The Rabbit Flees)

Everybody;HORRAY

(MEANWHILE IN THE CASTLE OF DOOOM)

Bellzabub;What there here send the skeletons after them

Mistro;yes sir

(skeletons are unleashed)

Character;oh no skeletons quick qilliam throw yourselves at them

William;NOOOO

(William throws a cupboard full of potions on the skeletons crushing them)

Margaret;WOW!

(everyone enters bellzabub quarters)

Bellzabub;what how did you find us

Henry;WE looked at a castle that definalty looks like yours

Margaret:yeah Bogey

Bellzabub;NO ONE CALLS ME A BOGEY MISTRO BLAST HER

Mistro;yes sir

(Mistro fires beams from his hands)

Henry;MARGARET!!!

(Henry gets in the way of the beams blasting him instead)

Margaret;HENRY!!!

(Everybody except mistro and bellzabub cries and margaret gets on her knees)

Margaret;henry im sorry for all the mean things i did to you and peter please don't leave me (Margaret Kisses Henry)

(Henry wakes up)

Henry;Thanks Margaret

Bellzabub;NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Henry;Well bellzabub are knicked (henry fires his horrid reys and it blasts bellzabub and mistro and the castle starts to collaspe)

Character:Everybody run

Henry;Hold on (Henry grabs Mistro)

Mistro;You Saved my life

Margaret;why are you trying to kill us mistro

Mistro;it it was bellzabub who made me evil

Bellzabub;Blast foiled again (Bellzabub blasts thorugh the roof)

(Everyone makes it out and the castle collapses into a pit)

(meanwhile at king korags castle)

King Korag;(Singing) Their Finest Hour A HOUR IS long but a second is short i kept my faith but who do you choose time to bare and endure never surrender blood toils tears and sweat we will go on to the end owed to so much owed to so few your finest hour (song ends)

Character;Hello your majesty

Korag;You got Mistro

Mistro:Please forgive me

Korag:i forgive you and Character you are promoted to captain of the guards

Jokee;sir can i move to the human world

Korag:yes jokke oh and take this money

Henry;why

Korag:just to have the party of the lifetime

(it flashes to everybody dancing to everybody dance now)

(it shows Henry and Margaret Dancing to the msuic while  the names theo stevenson and scarlet stitt appear)

(it then shows William Doing the macerena while the name Billy kennedy appears)

(it then shows Jokee Ms battle ax and Sid Dancing While the names naz osmanaglu anjelica juston and david schnider appear)

(it then shows Character playing his sword like a guitar while the name idris elba appears)

(it then shows King Korag and Mistro doing the spooky scary skeletons dance while the name patrick stewart appears)

(it then shows Vic van wrinkle and some other Inmates doing the thriller dance while the name richard e grant appears)

(it then shows Bellzabub doing the moonwalk while the name liam neeson appears)

(it then shows henry high fiving the screen and a purple hand appears and then the credits role)