Cool Rap Wars/J.K. Rowling vs. H.P. Lovecraft


 * Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! J.K. Rowling! Vs! H.P. Lovecraft! Battle!
 * H.P.: I am forced into speech because of men of science have refused my advice without knowing why. And J.K. Rowling, since you are still here, I will make you cry. The master of cosmic horror vs. the transphobic wizarding girl. Who constantly changes the rules of her wizarding world! I made people shiver since 1917. While you wanted to screw over Ron and Hermoine. Your Wizarding world's lore is a massive clusterfuck. I may be a racist, but you being homophobic and transphobic? What the fuck? I shall kill you like Sirius Black. And maybe this time, your attempts to move past Harry Potter won't be wack!