User blog:CNRG18/Ways to Defeat a Idea Wiki User

Alright, if you don't know. This blog is about defeating an IW user. Comment in this blog to see your suggestions. Also, this is a joke. Not an actual threat.
 * Note 2: Before I have comments saying that I ripped-off Bobby's, this blog is way different. Instead of pointing out, it's about a made-up person trying to defeat users here. (Please understand that)


 * Hateman - Defeats: 2 (so far) | Defeated: Almost 100% all the users.
 * Users: - Defeats: More then 4 (so far) | Defeated: 2 (so far)

Coolot1
The defeat begins where we see Coolot searching up for voice actors.


 * Coolot: Let's see which actor I can use for my page...

He finds it.


 * Coolot: Aha! There's that actor! I'm going to inform Donaldo-

His computer shuts off.


 * Coolot: What the hell? That was my new computer!

He checks the wires.


 * Coolot: Who did this?!


 * ???: I did! And my name is Hateman! I hate everything about you and the wiki you're using!


 * Coolot: Why?


 * ???: Because I can! I'm only here to take away your devices! So that you can have a break in the internet!


 * Coolot: But the internet is what makes me happy... I have friends there.


 * ???: Please, have you seen them in real life?


 * Coolot: (groans) No, but just get out of here before I call The Avengers or The Justice League!


 * Hateman: Your imagination is quite cute.

Suddenly, all of the heroes come.


 * Hateman: You might've won this time, but I'll come back!

He disappears.


 * Coolot:' Okay, you can take out your disguises out.

They do and it reveals to be the other users.


 * Christopher: Why did I have to wear Loki's custom?


 * Donaldo: Uh... meow?

The defeat ends.

DonaldoC1997
The defeat begins where we see Donaldo fixing errors on a page. He then continues to RP with Green until suddenly someone threw a pillow at him. They fight until Donaldo grabs Sonic's legs and dashes through his house to jump-kick Hateman to the sky. The defeat ends.
 * Donaldo: (thinking) What was this user thinking? Sally is not gone forever... Anyways time to reply to the roleplays!
 * Donaldo: Ouch! Wait a pillow cannot hurt me. Who did that?
 * Hateman: I did!
 * Donaldo: You? I thought you were that creepy OC Matt made from his joke blog.
 * Hateman: Well, I came to life! Here to tell you to stop being such a dream kille!
 * Donaldo: Wanna fight?
 * '''Hateman: This time, I might actually defeat a user! Let's have at it!
 * Donaldo: Never mess with me... Anyways back to what I do best around here.

GreenGrassCreeper
The defeat begins where we see Green eating popcorn while watching Cartoon Network Suddenly, Hateman (disguised as Eric) came. SpongeBob and Firgu fights. Firgu takes out SpongeBob's heart and explodes along with Hateman.
 * Green: I kinda of wish that one of my shows was real... So I don't see Gumball and TTG all day...
 * Hateman: Hey, Jon... I am Eric! Your character! I came to life to grant you three wishes!
 * Green: Nice try! I know Eric wouldn't look like a puppet! Although, that could be used for a nice episode...
 * Hateman:' I'm going to defeat you! Once and for all!
 * Green: Luckily, this is a blog... So I can win! I'm going to use Firgu as my defense.
 * Hateman: A useless ailen dog? (laughs) Pathetic! I can use SpongeBob as my defense!
 * Firgu: (translated) I'm sorry, but I have to.
 * Hateman: Damn it! I got defeated again! Next time, I'm going to find someone who gets easy on people!

SpyroFanandCollinTSB
The defeat begins where we see Hateman walking in a island. Then, they fight. Hateman then knocks Collin out. The defeat successfully ends.
 * Hateman: Well, well, well.. If it isn't Collin.
 * Collin: You again, what are you doing here? If you're here to defeat me. You'll lose, I got speedy shoes!
 * Hateman: (laughs hard) I like you to see you try! Come and get me!
 * Hateman: Ouch.. I'm going to lose!
 * Collin: You better be! Any last words?
 * Hateman: Look, behind you! Green is knocking his head on his computer!
 * Collin: Huh?
 * Hateman: I did it! I actually defeated a user! Let's see if I can crush the next guy!

CNRG18
The defeat begins where we see Matt reading comics. Hateman then punches Matt. Matt then looks down. Matt then throws slices of comic book papers at Hateman, which makes him paper-cut. The defeat ends.
 * Matt: The hell? Since when did Bubbles and Mandy date each other?
 * Matt: Ouch! What the? Wait, aren't you that character I made up from my blog?
 * Hateman: That's right! I heard that you are lazy to even edit your pages! So that's why you left it blank! All the time! Stop being such a copycat.
 * Matt: How is that being a copycat?
 * Hateman: What I mean... is the fact that you are a nobody here! Keep being inactive!
 * Matt: That may be true, but. I have one talent.
 * Hateman: And that is?
 * Matt: I am a comic book nerd.
 * Hateman: Yikes! Ow! I got defeated again! You're pointless! I'm going to crush the next user!
 * Matt: Alright, bye.

Wazzupguys
The defeat begins where we see Wazzup drinking water. Hateman then gets banned for about 2 hours as the defeat ends. The defeat ends.
 * Wazzup:' Ah... refreshing! It's time to give out sister wikis a PSA! And also advertise them a lot! And fix some pages!
 * Hateman: Let me stop you right there.
 * Wazzup: (sighs) A troll... Let me just ban you.
 * Hateman: Wait! I have a question!
 * Wazzup: What is it?
 * Hateman: Why do you keep mentioning our sister wikis a lot and also fix blank pages?
 * Wazzup: Because, it's the right thing to do. This wiki is huge. And that's why I'm mentioning them.
 * Hateman: What happens if I just defeat you and show you the magic of wikis worldwide?
 * Wazzup: I don't fight, but I can ban you.
 * Hateman: Do it! I dare you-

Casper Cain
The defeat begins where we see Christopher seeing a user that's acting weird. The user unmasks itself and it reveals to be... 4 minutes later. The defeat ends.
 * Random User: I HATE THIS PAGE! MY MOM WOULD BURN IT!
 * Chris: Sir, do you have autism?
 * Random User: Y-Yes? Why are you asking?
 * Chris: You don't belong here.
 * Random User: Why are you acting like the world needs to be perfect?
 * Chris: I'll tell you, because you have such a childish behavior!
 * Random User: And do I have to remind you about who I am exactly?
 * Chris: Who are you? Phil? Bricky? Dillon?
 * Hateman: It's-a-me! Hater! I'm going to report this to the admins!
 * Hateman: (disguised) And this user told me I don't belong here! Because I have-
 * Dillon: I heard enough. Chris, you're blocked! Forever. Think about what you did.
 * Chris: Dill! This guy is a sockpuppet! Don't lock me in here!
 * Hateman: And I defeated the mean one! Now who's next on my list? Oh! Him!