The Avengers (Marvel;Re)/Issue 1 (Coolot1)

This is issue one of Thor's team in The Avengers (Marvel;Re).

Plot Transcript
It starts in the S.H.E.I.L.D. Helicarrier as two of their smartest minds Doctor Sampson and the A.I. Jocasta are shown working on some sort of armor. Suddenly a figure comes in, being in some sort of panic. Samson shrugs as he gives the Adaptoid suit to Ward as he laughs maniacally and then grabs Samson and throws him off of the Hellicarrier. Jocasta in panic jumps out the window to save her companion as Ward blasts off out of the Hellicarrier. It cuts to Thor's avengers' hideout which is a rundown bar. Thor and his teammates are shown setting up the base. Eros grabs a bottle of whisky and chugs it down. Jessica gives a toothy smirk as she runs towards Eros and punches him repeatedly, knocking him out. They nod as it cuts to a few hours later as the bar is now fully decked out with tech and stuff as suddenly a pink phone starts ringing as Thor answers.
 * Samson: "Agent Ward? What is it?"
 * Grant: "The Brood.. they are coming... I need the suit..."
 * Jocasta: "My scans aren't picking up any brood life forms."
 * Grant: "It must be some sort of a new breed. Come on. Give me the suit!"
 * Samson: "If you say so..."
 * Jocasta: "Dr. Samson, I don't trust him."
 * Grant: "You're opinion doesn't matter here robot! You were made to be Ultron's bride! So come on! Give me the goddamn suit! I am the only hope to stop annihilation!"
 * Jessica Jones: "Please tell me why you picked a bar again?"
 * Thor: "What? Because a god can't get drunk doesn't mean he can't drink beer."
 * Jessica Jones: "You disgust me..."
 * Wanda Maximoff: "Because you have a five year record of soberness doesn't mean all of us do."
 * Brian Braddock: "I don't suggest you do that... ah... too late..."
 * Eros: "Holy f**cking crap! This weird elixir is good!"
 * Rick Jones: "It's called alcohol. It makes you drunk."
 * Eros: "I want more!"
 * All Except for Eros: "No!"
 * Thor: "I am fine with drinking alcohol but we have to finish up setting up this base! Jessica put Eros to sleep, anyway possible."
 * Jessica Jones: "Voila!"
 * Brian Braddock: "Wasn't that too violent?"
 * Jessica Jones: "How else would you put an Eternal to sleep?"
 * Brian Braddock: "Good point..."
 * Thor: "So... should we continue?"
 * Thor: "Welcome to the ThorCave, Thor Odinson speaking."
 * Nick Fury: "You motherfu..."
 * Thor: "(cutting him off) Wait Nick Fury?"
 * Nick Fury: "Of course it is me. I have a mission for you."
 * Thor: "Nice..."