A Fun and Fancy Evening/Transcript

This Article is a Transcript for the House of Mouse: Takeout! episode: A Fun and Fancy Evening.

The start of the show
(Opening Shot: fade into a closeup of a stage as Mic Jr appears.)

Mic Jr: And Now!

[Scene cuts to the Lady and Tramp eating spaghetti while looking at the stage]

Mic Jr: (offscreen) Dogs!

[Scene cuts to the guardians of the galaxy crew drinking what appears to be orange soda while looking at the stage]

Mic Jr: (offscreen) And Heroes!

Mic Jr: It's time for Mickey Mouse!!!

[Instrumental theme to a Jazz ver of M-I-C-K-E-Y Song plays plays]

[Mickey walks to the centre of the stage and he waves to everyone]

[Scene cuts to the audience cheering]

Mickey: Good evening everyone!

Sorry I'm late, you know, Traffic?

[Scene cuts to the Muppets looking at the stage]

Kermit: About time! I was gonna leave-

Miss Piggy: Shh!

Mickey: *giggles* As I was saying! welcome to the house!

[Jazz Instrumental of M-I-C-K-E-Y ends]

[Scene cuts to Minnie talking to Brian Backstage]

Minnie: Brian! I want you to give mickey this! [gives Brian a Letter]

Brian: Sure can do Switcheroo!

[Brian walks off]

[Scene cuts backstage]

Mickey: And now! To kick things off, Give it up for The Alley-

Brian: [Runs to Mickey] Mickey wait! I want to give you this!

Mickey: Is it our taxes? [slowly opens the paper]

Brian: Just read it!

Mickey: [reads] Oh! It seems the Alley cats aren't playing tonight!

[The audience Boos]

[Scene cuts to the Planet Express crew booing]

Fry: Shut up and give me a refund!

Leela: Oh lord! Another performance cancelled! It's a disgrace! [Angrily eats chips then throws the bowl]

Bender: The hosts can bite my shiny metal...uh...[looks around] Piece of the chip bowl?!

[Scene cuts to Mickey Backstage]

Mickey: [Angrily] The audience is angry at me! What do I do Daisy?

Daisy: I don't know, I'm not Clarabelle!

Mickey: But what about the show!

Daisy: Come on Mickey! It's just a variety show, nothing can go wrong!

[Broken chip bowl comes flying backstage]

Goofy: [Walks in] Well this was the third week in a row this happened! [walks off]

Mickey: Brian?!

[Brian walks in]

Brian: Yes Mick?

Mickey: What are we gonna do?

Brian: [thinks] hmm... How about we throw a fun and fancy evening!

Daisy: Sounds like a great idea!

Brian: I told you Mick!

Mickey: Don't call me Mick! But that sounds like a great idea!

Brian: I'm going to go onstage to tell everyone to get fancy!

[Brian walks onstage]

Brian: Due to some things! How about we give you an evening of a lifetime!

[Audience appears looking confused]

Brian: Who's up for a fun and fancy evening?!

[Audience cheers]

Brian: So get dressed! Get ready and get going for

A fun and fancy evening!

[audience cheers offscreen]

Brian: [Breaks the 4th wall] Maybe I should start calling it the house of dog!

[Audience rushes to get dress and surprisingly comes back in a flash]

Brian: Well you were quick!

Brian: Anyways, it's time for! The game of the day!

Game of The Day
[The game of the day instrumental plays]

Stewie: [runs in] Dame of the Game-I Mean, May of the Day! Oh come On!

Game of the day! Hmm, easier than it sounded!

Brian: and today's game's gonna get you a bit confused!

Stewie: What game?

Brian: Ha! You'll see!

[The Simpsons and Big City Greens family appears]

Brian: Meet the Simpsons and the uh...Family from Big...Uh...

Gramma Alice: Hey! Our last name's green!

Brian: [clicks finger] Right! Right...

Stewie: So meet team D'oh and team Green in: Where's it gone?

Let the games begin

* whistle sound effect plays*

[Both teams rummage for something that's lost, but cannot figure out what it is]

Homer: D'oh! This challenge is too hard!

Marge: Come on Homie, as they all say: Anything's-

Homer: *Grunts* Why oh Why did we have to come here tonight?!

Cricket: [rummages through a chewed up piece of gum] Interesting...

Tilly: [slaps gum out of Cricket's hand] Is this what we're looking for?!

[Bart sneakily takes the chewed up piece of gum]

Bart: *Laughs*

Bill: Come on you lot! We got no time to monkey around!

Gramma: Yeah! This challenge is too challenging!

Bart: [throws half of the pieces onto a pile] Look what I got!

Homer: Finally! I guess I won't have to go "Why you little" thing will I?

Cricket: Tilly! Anybody! Quick! We're running out of stuff!

Tilly: Well I ain't got stuff on me!

Bill: Me neither!

Gramma: [holds a dead fish] I got a dead fish!

[Bart snatches dead fish from Gramma]

Bart: *laughs*

[Bart brings the final piece of something to the pile]

[Brian walks in]

Brian: it's clear that we have a winner, and the winner is...The D'oh team! Take it away Simpsons!

Homer: This is awkward but...My son has been the best'est that he's ever been today!

[Audience says "aww" offscreen]

Bart: Aw shucks! And I believe that Homer over here, has been here since the land of time!

Homer: Why You Little-

Brian: [gently taps homers shoulder] Homer, you're breaking the rules again!

Homer: Sorry!

Bart: As I was saying, we've been around since 1989, and we're still fresh! We're timeless, we don't even age! And thank you Groening! For keeping the magic inside us! We couldn't be more thankful!

Brian: [cries tears of joy] That was wonderful!

And what do you know? You've won... [drumroll]

[Scene cuts to a still of movie tickets to the Mice! The Musical]

Tickets to the Mice! The Musical movie! Based on the Broadway show of the same name minus the "movie bit!"

[Scene cuts to the Greens Upset]

Gramma: Do you think we're inspired by the Simpsons?

Bill: What made you think that?

Gramma: Well, for starters, We're both yellow!

Bill: Don't think like that! Come, let's celebrate this evening like we never did before!

[The Greens start cheering and walking to their seats]

The Short-Shorts
Mickey: That crappy game was actually kinda fun!

Now here's something you don't usually see everyday! Someone speeding through Paris to get crossaints!

[Episode: Croissant de Triomphe Plays]

[Episode: Croissant de Triomphe Ends]

[Audience is Cheering]

[Pinocchio, Gepetto and Jiminy Cricket are cheering]

[Episode: New York Weenie Plays]

[Episode: New York Weenie Stops halfway]

[Audience begins talking]

Mickey: What happened to the short short?

Horace: I never pressed nothin'!

[Brian walks In]

Brian: Then who are these!

[Censor Monkeys appear]

Censor Monkey 1: We are the censor monkeys, we deem your short to be mindless-

[a Vault crashes on the Censor Monkeys head]

Brian: This is giving me some FCC vibes!

Can I sing the Fella's at the Freakin FCC now?

Mickey: No! Anyways, back to the short short!

[Episode: New York Weenie Resumes where it left off]

[Episode: New York Weenie Ends]

[Audience clapping]

[Donald walks to the Entrance]

Donald: Hey Daisy!

Daisy: Yeah?

Donald: I've been thinking, would you Marry me? [brings up engagement ring]

[Daisy runs off]

[Donald breaks the 4th wall angrily.]

Clarabelles Gossip time
[Fade in Transition to the house of mouse]

[Scene cuts to the audience]

[Scene cuts to the intro of Clarabelles Gossip time]

[A soul inspired song Plays]

Female chorus: ♪Clarabelle!♪

Mic Jr: (offscreen) wanna learn some facts?

Female chorus: ♪Clarabelle!!♪

Mic Jr: (offscreen) who is the master of fun facts?

Females chorus: ♪Clarabelle!!!♪

[Clarabelle walks in]

Clarabelle cow: that's me! *winking at the audience*

[A soul inspired song Ends]

An Upbeat instrumental soul song plays

Clarabelle cow: Welcome back to my show! The only show you'll find facts about!

And today, I'll give you to facts that are sure to please!

[The Stage's screen shows a Picture of Dr Doofensmirtz]

Clarabelle cow: We all know Dr Doofensmirtz, you either love him or hate him!

But you must admit that Phineas and Ferb and Milo Murphy do share the same town.

Dr Doofensmirtz: (offscreen) What's that got to do with anything?

Clarabelle cow: shh! As I was saying, you know how he became a villain?

A TRAGIC Backstory!

Yes, *sobs* A TRAGIC TRAGIC BACKSTORY!

* sniffs* HIS ONLY FRIEND WAS BALLOONY! [shows picture of Balloony]

BALLOONY!

But he isn't really evil according to his daughter, Vanessa.

Character development am I right?

[Dr Doofensmirtz sits down looking embarassed]

Doofensmirtz: uh...

Clarabelle Cow: He wanted Vanessa to have a good childhood because he didn't have one! Isn't it so sad?

* Clarabelle runs away crying*

[Clarabelle leaves]

[The upbeat soul music winds down]

Female chorus: ♪Clarabelle!!♪

[Scene cuts to Doofensmirtz sitting down]

Vanessa Doofensmirtz: [Walks to her dad] Dad, are you okay?

Doofensmirtz: All of what she said was true...

All of the audience: We knew that!

Doofensmirtz: Aw, thanks you guys!

[Perry the platypus appears]

Perry: Grrrrrrrrr!

Doofensmirtz: Hey Perry! was you expecting me to trap you in the whatisthename-inator? No! I'm not really evil...

Perry: [shrugs his shoulders and leaves]

Phineas: [offscreen] There you are Perry!

Doofensmirtz: [Smiles] I'm gonna order some cake for everyone to share!

Vanessa Doofensmirtz: Now that's what I call the nicest thing you can do!

Flashback
Mickey: Alright Everyone! Let's reveal what everyone did a few weeks ago at Disney Studios!

Brian [walks in]: through embarrassing and straight up funny. We give you flashback!

[A slow guitar jam plays]

choir: : ♪Flashback!♪

[Slow guitar jam ends]

[screen zooms in to reveal inside of walt disney studios]

[Scene cuts to various cartoon characters in an office]

Fry: (offscreen) It was just a normal day at the office, we were all looking for new ideas.

And the best part was that I got to spend it with my girl! Leela.

[A soft sitcom like instrumental plays]

Fry: [accidentally drops his pen] Oops!

[Leela brings the pen back to Fry]

Leela: There you go!

Fry: [blushes] Shucks Leela! Not in here.

Leela: [Blushes] Yeah, everyone's watching us!

[Vinyl scratch sound]

[Everyone looks at Fry and Leela in Shock]

Real life Businessman: Hey!

Fry and Leela: Sorry...

[A soft sitcom like instrumental resumes]

[Both try not to make eye contact and focus]

Leela: [Offscreen] We tried not to focus, But then...

[Scene cuts to Fry and Leela in the Janitors warehouse]

[A soft sitcom like instrumental ends]

Leela: I'm sorry Fry, but we cannot be Together!

Fry: Wait! Why?

Leela: *sigh* I think we're too focused on each other! We should get some work done, such as prepare for the reboot on Hulu or Disney+!

Fry: Don't we work for Planet Express?

Leela: [Looks at Fry in shock] We do but only in the show! I mean, Bob from Bob's Burgers is just the guy working at Disney's Buffet with the Penguins from Mary Whatshername!

I'm Sorry, but this isn't working out anymore...

Fry: [Offscreen] When I heard that, I Ran off crying!

Leela: [Offscreen] And I started to cry too... I shouldn't have done that, but I had too.

Fry: *Starts crying* Y-You don't know how long we've been together! [runs off crying]

Leela: Fry! Wait! I never meant it like that! *starts crying* What I meant was-*crying*

[A Montage shows Fry Walking across the studio looking very upset]

Fry: *sigh* Why Leela, We should've stayed together.

[An emotional Disney-like piano ballad-like song starts playing]

Fry: ♪ I thought we could work this out! You didn't have to go and shout! ♪

♪ You too felt bad when I left you, and I felt bad when you left me...♪

Leela: ♪ I thought I was mature, when I told you to leave

You even gave me this little dress, with a bunch of Fancy Sleeves!♪ [Holds up dress]

Fry: ♪ I open my eyes again, and you won't come to the house of mouse with me!

And I'll probably take Amy, 'Cause she is good to meeeeeee!♪

Bender: ♪ I broke another chip bowl, Goofy's gonna kill meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!♪

Leela: ♪ [Eats a tub of ice cream] There was a bear! You gotta Believe-♪

Fry and Leela: ♪ MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♪

♪ And now we're all alone! Separated by ones path, there is no in or out.♪

Or even a flipside to this.♪

Bender: ♪Bite my shiny metal-♪

Fry: ♪ You should move to mine someday,

Maybe this or next year I don't care!♪

Leela:♪ I'll make sure to mature,

like a tale as old as time!♪

Fry and Leela:♪We thought we could work this out!!!!!♪

Bender: ♪ I'm 40% Funny baby! ♪

[Song ends]

[Fry and Leela accidentally bump into each other in shock]

Leela: Let it go Fry, I'm back!

Fry: We're back...

Fry: I'm so sorr-

Leela: No, I'm sorry! [smiles at Fry]

Fry: I'm never gonna let you go!

[Fry and Leela both walk holding hands]

[the end appears, then we zoom out]

[Audience cheers]

Mickey: [wipes a tear] That was very beautiful! Two lovers, finally finding a path back to love!

Minnie: This reminds me of our love story! It's so wholesome isn't it?

Mickey: it sure is!

[The Audience is seen heartwarmed by the short they just watched]

Audience: Aww!

Goofy: Gorsh! Fry and Leela, you're such a lovely couple!

[Both Fry and Leela Blushes]

Mickey: Let's not dilly, and let's not Dally! Now it's time for...

Meanwhile!

Meanwhile
[Fade Transition: The hallway of the house of mouse]

[Everyone's seen talking]

Goofy: [uses pots and pans to get the guests attention] I've come to make an announcement, It's time for our feast!

Timon: Feast?

Pumbaa: *gasp* A Feast? Ooh I'm so excited! You think they would serve up bugs?

[All the human characters appear grossed out]

Goofy: There's everything for everyone to eat here! I'll put on some fancy music!

Horace?

Horace: Yeah?

Goofy: Turn on some fancy Music from your music playlist!

Horace: on it! [finds a playlist for fancy music and plays it]

[Everyone walks onto a very long table and starts eating the food]

Max Goof: Wow! They've got chicken!

[Chicken little appears next to goofy very disgusted]

Max Goof: It's not from your family!

Fry: They got Slurm! And Anchovies!

Homer: Duff Beer and mmm...Donuts!

Jack Sparrow: Fish! Fresh from the sea.

Luca: Pasta!

Alberto: and Gelato!

Vanellope: Every single Candy!

Lumiere: Everything listed in Be our guest!

All of the Audience: They really do have everything!

[Everyone raises their drink glasses]

Homer: To the House of Mouse!

All of the Audience: To the house of mouse!

[A Montage is shown with everyone eating all kinds of foods]

[Minutes after everyone's eaten, Goofy appears taking away everyones plates]

Goofy: I don't get paid enough! [breaks the 4th wall then faces the audience]

Goofy: Now it's time for a song Performed by Brian and Stewie!

Put your hands together for: "The star!"

[Brian and Stewie walk on the stage to perform the song]

[A Jazz instrumental starts playing]

Stewie: ♪ When I was Young, I thought I was number one! ♪

Being a dream star I thought was oh-so-easy!

Brian: ♪But how it turned out, it wasn't really fun!

I thought the job was too sleazy ♪

Stewie: ♪ So I worked, 24 hours a day!

And I wasn't working that much 'cause I was tired ♪

Brian: ♪I thought It'd be easy to quit!

But I knew that wasn't it! ♪

Stewie: ♪ Until....I Saw you! ♪

♪Yeah You... ♪

[Scene cuts to Snow White looking shocked when a spotlight is lighted on her]

♪Yeah You! ♪

Brian: Then I was A star!

A star!

Shining bright across your world!

Snow White: [Speaking] You're just a dog and a baby! [Leaves]

Brian: A star, Yes A star-[accidentally falls over] WOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

[Music quickly ends]

[Brian Falls and bumps his head]

[The Audience appears talking, they're also very shocked]

Goofy: Brian? Brian!

Stewie: Brian! Say Something

[Brian Does Not Answer]

Stewie: Brian, I'm sorry that We were the hosts of this dumb show, I just wanna say that-

Goofy: He's still alive silly! Gorsh!

[Brian opens his eyes]

Brian: That's right! [Breaks his back] OW! Is there a doctor in here?

Doc Mcstuffins: ♪Time for your check up, Time for your check up! ♪

Brian: Wait, she's only a kid?

Zoidberg: Who's the doctor here? Woop woop woop woop woop!

Brian: And he's a Lobster?

Zoidberg: Hey! I am not a lobster young puppy!

Brian: I'm not a Puppy! I'm looking for a real doctor!

Doctor Strange: Hello Brian!

Brian: Doctor Strange?! Oh, so you can slap the word "Doctor" in your name and expect nothing? I'm looking for a real doctor you guys!

[Brian gets taken away by Goofy]

Stewie: [shocked] Uh...Sorry for all that crap! you know! Brian!

Now, who's up for some Host vs Host?

[Everyone looks at Stewie in Shock]

Stewie: Who is? [Nervous laughs]

Mickey: If it's one thing to save the show, I'm in!