Total Drama Apocalyptic Island/New Season, Fresh Meat

(it cuts to an island as it feels like an ordinary island. Chris (VO): ahh Kiapoo Island the most peaceful island to ever exist. filled with bears

(a bear is shown scratching his back on the out house)

Chris (VO): Filled with dangerous explosives...oh right i forgot to mention to me its peaceful but its a wild mess (laughs)

(Chris arrives out of nowhere)

Chris: or thats what the campers will think. This is Chris McLean coming at you live with our hottest new season of Total Drama. We rented out this new island filled with glorious desires and such beauty.

(Chris snaps his fingers)

Chris: Intern get me my marshmallows

Matt: Here they are sir.

Chris: thank you Matt. we got brand new contestants and we got new goods but the one thing that hasn't changed is the $100.000. what do I have in store for our new campers and more importantly will i give my intern a promotion? find out right now on Total Drama APOCALYPTIC ISLAND

(intro shows as it cuts to the island)

Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Apocalyptic Island. well the new 18 contestants should be arriving right now. I think. Matt did you ever send out the flyers for who joined I would have chef hatchet do it but you know how he is.

Matt: I did but only 17 people joined.

Chris: Huh. We need 18 so Matt, I'm revoking your internship. your a good intern kid but i could see you be a limelight to the new campers.

Matt: Uh..thanks sir. Wait you're forcing me to compete?

Chris: No I'm not forcing you to compete more of....honestly now that you say that yeah.

(the first camper arrives being Christine who is watching funny videos on her phone)

Chris: Chef! Why does she have an electronic?

Chef: it was on the flyer she filled out.

Chris: What? You remember we have a strict no electronics policy right?

(chris takes the phone and puts it in his pocket)

Chris: Look Christine i get that you have a thing with your phone but we have a no electronics policy. so please try not to be eliminated early for a phone policy. ok?

Christine: GIVE IT BACK!

Chris: Don't worry if you win total drama or get eliminated i'll give it back to you ok? I promise

Christine: Fine!

(the next camper to arrive is Will as he walks out)

Will: Ha Ha! Chris McLean its an honor to see you my man.

Chris: Hi. Good to know we got some brawn with brains.

(Will heads over there as the next camper to arrive is Jessica)

Jessica: Howdy.

Chris: Hello. Jessica: Man after hard work like that i could really use a huge vacation on this island. Although I would probably just work.

Chris: Alright.

(Suddenly Mara bursts in)

Mara: THE FOOD WAS SQUID! I HATE SQUID!

(Matt looks over seeing Mara gulping in fear and hiding behind chris)

Mara: And what kind of resort is this. this isn't the place i wanted to go to! *she then gives a huge glare at Chris* YOU!!!!

Chris: Hi Mara.

Mara: *grabs hold of him* Your the one who put me on this lousy island did you.

Chris: Yeah your anger management coach told me about you he said if you tried to do anything that'll get you off the show he'd either send you to the big house.

Mara: *takes a deep breath* alright then. *she walks over to the others whispering under her breathe* This island and that guy...is going down.

Chris: *under his breath* Matt, remind me to try to kill her.

Matt: *looks confused hearing him say that about to question what he said when the next camper arrives revealing to be Eddie*

Chris: Eddie Welcome.

Eddie: Yo! boy do i have some good services for this island.

Chris: Yeah we can deal with that stuff later. anyways next up this is Lena

(Lena walks in)

Lena: Hi:

Chris: Good to have you Lena

(she slowly walks over there)

Chris: ok thats 6 down and arrived make it 7 including Matt now next up this is Mason

(Mason arrives)

Mason: Who is this Mason you speak of? I am Captain Steel!! My entire body is made of steel?

(Daphne walks by Mason)

Daphne: I'm so sorry Mr, Mclean my typical brother does this a lot.

Matt: Wait he's your brother?

Daphne: Uh yeah. who else would have to deal with my brothers weirdness I filled mine out separate

Matt: That explains a lot.

Mason: Now i must whoosh to my other fellow subjects

(Daphne is strongly facepalming herself)

Daphne: Oh boy...

(Suddenly, the next contestant comes, revealing Wayne)

Wayne: WASSUP CUTIES!?! See the ladies already arrived some of them but like the selection so far. Very hot.

(The next to arrive is Damien)

Damien: This must be the place I guess.

Chris: Damien The Damester

Damien: I just hope I can make a good first impression  *approaches one of the campers* hey. I’m Damien

Chris: Okay next.

(Gustaf arrives)

Gustaf: Bonjour

Chris: Gustafson welcome

Gustaf: or Gustaf for short. Here to get big with my cooking to make this a competition anyone who says otherwise (he throws a kitchen knife at the campers missing hitting a tree)

Chef Hatchett: Ooh I’m starting to like this guy

(Jewel arrives)

Chris: Everyone this is Jewel

Jewel: Hi guys.

Wayne: Dang now thats what i call a beauty *whistles* what i'd do to share a room with her.

Jewel: Don't even think about it buddy.

(She heads back at the next dude comes)

(Surprisingly Gene Paula Derek and Kaitlyn all arrive)

Chris: What do ya know 4 at once Gene Paula Derek and Kaitlyn welcome!!

(Gene snickers)

Kaitlyn: Hey

Paula: Hi.

(Gene is still snickering)

Derek: Um somebody tell me why this guy right here is snickering?

Chris: Huh that is weird.