Cool Rap Wars/Grunkle Stan vs. Eugene Krabs

Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! Grunkle Stan! Vs. Eugene Krabs!

Grunkle: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the Mystery Shack! Today I'll be tearing apart this Crabby hack. You barely have a stable relationship with your daughter. And it's rumored you brought your entire species to slaughter! I may be greedy but I have principles. While you are obsessed with making your bank account very full! I punched a pterodactyl to save my grandniece's pig! You made your employee paranoid over a single gig! You may not be like your competitor but you still have terrible ethics. My raps will tear you apart like a bunch of sticks. So Krabs you're done. You're through! And tell me, what happened to the Krusty Krab 2?

Mr.Krabs: Mystery Shack more like a mystery hack. You don't believe in he supernatural just the money in your back. I may be a restaurant owner. but you left Waddles outside betraying you neice. Says the man losing millions of dollars for not saying please. And you force Soos and Wendy to work without a thank you. have dipper and mables parents sent to a weird house with an old random dude. At least my rival isn't a small white haired little man. i perfer ford than you grunkle stan You think your a bad buisnessman please i beg to differ. you hid the books o make a poral and never told mable and dipper

Grunkle Stan: Hey! That was for their own good! While you raided your mother's home because you could! You preached to SpongeBob and Patrick to not curse. And then you did it yourself, putting your ideals to reverse. I might be greedy but I have a heart. You fired Squidward for tearing you and your coin apart. I'm a man who'd do anything for his family. Does SpongeBob or Squidward even have salaries? You seriously guard your formula with all your might! Even when the formula doesn't make your patties good but your SpongeBoy's light. So Eugene, I just roasted you like you are rotisserie. And don't you dare send me on a pointless delivery.

Mr. Krabs: Says you Grunkle Stan your shack is a on of fakery. manipulating guess to only claim their money. Did you even have a family besides your brother. did you ever have a father or even a mother? You even explained to Mable where babies came from. as you once said Remember folks, you put the 'fun' in 'No Refunds! Your the last person to ever be compared to Scrooge McDuck when knowing in real life you don't even give any fucks. I beaten you Stan I have completely won. and I'll make you disappear like with Weirdmageddon