Thanos' Home/Moving In

This is Issue one of Thanos’ Home.

Synopsis
Thanos And his daughters move into Marvel Town, And conflict already happens.

Plot
(The Comic begins with a parody theme song of the Full House Theme as the comics main characters are introduced by panel by panel)

Lyrics: Whatever happened to Thanos trying to end humanity? He decides to turn good and raise a family! How did he end up here? Someone tell me please! His gauntlet is confusing me. With clouds as mean as you can see. Ain't a bird who knows your tune. Then a little voice inside you Whispers, Kid don't sell your dreams, so soon. Everywhere you look, everywhere you go. Thanos (thanos) is having some misadventure. Everywhere you look, everywhere you go. When you're lost out there and you're all alone, A light is waiting to carry you home. Everywhere you look. Everywhere you look.

(Then it cuts to Thanos, Nebula And Gamora in a car)

Nebula: Are we there yet?

Thanos: No.

(Sometime Later)

Nebula: Are we there yet?

Thanos: No.

(Even more time Later)

Nebula: Are we there yet?

Thanos: (starting to get mad) CAN YOU NOT ASK THAT EVERY FIVE MINUTES?!

Nebula: Sorry...

Gamora: Dad, weren’t you a bit too rough on Nebula?

Thanos: (thinks for a moment) Maybe I am. (Turns to Nebula) Nebula, I am sorry.

Nebula: It’s Fine.

(A few hours later)

Text: A few hours later)

Nebula: Are we There yet?

Thanos: (sighs) Yes.

Nebula: Yay!

Gamora: (Sighs) Lets just pack our stuff.

Thanos: That’s a good idea

(They start packing as Stan Lee pops out)

Thanos: Who are you?

Stan: I am Stan Lee, your neighbor. Wait aren’t you that Mad Titan Guy?

Thanos: Former Mad Titan. I’m gonna try to be a teacher.

Stan: Good for you. I‘m retired.

Thanos: Okay…

Stan: Now I am going to play some Fortnite.

(He goes)

Gamora: That was weird.

Nebula: Agreed.

Thanos: I gotta go for my interview.

(He goes. At the interviewing place)

Uatu: Hello Thanos.

Thanos: Hi?

Uatu: What class do you want?

Thanos: Science. Hey may I ask a question?

Uatu: Yeah?

Thanos: Had you seen Boy meets World?

Uatu: I watch not just humans, all the shows and movies as well. So yes.

Thanos: There’s this teacher guy who teaches Every grade. Can I be that type of teacher?

Uatu: I guess, you got the job.

Thanos: Yay.

(At school. Gamora And Nebula arrive as Carol Danvers and her gang arrive)

Carol: Look it’s Loose-Nos’ daughters.

Natasha: Good one.

Nebula: Hi, my name is Nebula! This is my sister Gamora!

Janet: Is she trying to talk to us?

Carol: I think so.

Natasha: We punch the lunch money out of them?

Gamora: (chuckles) Lunch Money? We get free lunch.

Carol: Then we punch the leftover money out of them.

(Suddenly Peter Quill comes)

Peter: Leave these two nice ladies Alone!

Carol: Says the Son Of the Living Plant.

Janet: Good one

Peter: Well He is a Planet so salt on you. And just leave them alone. (Grabs his phone) Ooh dad would love this.

Carol: Fine.

(They Leave)

Gamora: Who are you?

Peter: Peter Quill. And I heard your sister say your names.

Gamora: Okay. Is it true you are the son of Ego the Living Planet?

Peter: Yeah. He is trying to be a teacher.

Gamora: Same here.

Peter: Wow. Hey you watch movies?

Gamora: Duh.

Peter: I heard a horror movie is out today, wanna Go?

Gamora: Hm not really into horror, but I can try.

Peter: Good.

(They walk off as comic ends)