The Apocalypse Movie

The Apocalypse Movie is an American comedy film directed by Seltzer and Friedberg.

Synopsis
Donald Trump launches a massive political takeover and sends a plague called COVID to end the world as a bunch of weird people must save the world.

Plot
The movie begins with Donald Trump kicking Joe Biden in the balls, killing him off. He then declares a totalitarian takeover of the US and declares everything is illegal and releases a plague called COVID. Meanwhile, Sonic secretly launches a satanic ritual, bringing George Michael back to life. Sonic explains to George about Trump as they vow to form a resistance and kill Trump. They then find Black Spider-Man fighting Godzilla. They help Black Spider-Man kill Godzilla as Godzilla's corpse nearly gives our heroes COVID.

Our heroes hide away in a galaxy far far away as they learn that Trump has capitalized it and brainwashed Rey Skywalker into being a capitalistic slut. After a badly choreographed lightsaber duel, Sonic kisses Rey on the lips as she breaks free of her capitalistic brainwashing. Now with Rey on their team, the group arrives to the world of Cats as they suddenly get drugged by Taylor Swift cat. They wake up in a giant litter box as they learn that Taylor Swift Cat's poop is going to suffocate them. George Michael decides to sing Careless Whisper as the poop comes alive and begins dancing as they let the heroes out. Rey then impales Taylor Swift cat, killing her.

After escaping the Cats World, the heroes arrive in a space ship as they try to escape it. Suddenly the robot that runs it, Hal 9000, refuses to let them out as he forces them to floss. Black Spider-Man then webs up HAL, blowing him up and transporting them to Fortnite. They attempt to escape Fortnite as COVID sudden arrives and begins killing everything as the heroes hardly escape with their lives.

After surviving the Fortnite destruction, the heroes arrive in an ocean as they find a giant and terrifying shark known as Baby Shark. After Rey exposes her hairy pussy, the heroes combat Baby Shark and end up finding a way to kill him. After escaping Baby Shark, the heroes arrive in Sesame Street as Elmo became the communist overlord of it. With the reluctant help of a capitalist brainwashed Abby Cadaby, the heroes save Sesame Street from Elmo as Abby betrays them and transports them to an unknown world before getting crushed by an anvil.

The heroes then wake up in the void of non existence as they try to escape it. Sonic ends up running so fast that the void blows up and the heroes fly out of the void and land in a new area. It turns out to be a giant wall as it is over seven thousand feet up. George Michael finds Elsa and learns she went through the same capitalistic brainwashing as Rey initially did. Black Spider-Man ends up webbing her vagina as she breaks free of the brainwashing. Elsa decides to help them by creating a giant ice staircase to climb up to Trump's HQ.

The heroes confront Trump as he has both the Infinity Gauntlet and is super Saiyan as he sends a capitalist brainwashed Pam to deal with them. George Michael grabs Pam and throws her into electrical wiring, killing her. The heroes then fight Trump as Black Spider-Man goes super saiyan as well and kicks Trump in his balls, killing him. Sonic then decides to go to space and run around the world, bringing time back to before COVID. The heroes celebrate as George Michael disappears and the heroes hold a funeral for him.

In a mid credits scene, Sonic and Rey alongside Black Spider-Man and Elsa get married. In an end credits scene, Zac Efron and Adam Sandler fuse into Zac Sandler as they swear for chaos.

Cast

 * Kevin Hart as Black Spider-Man, TBD
 * Ed Helms as George Michael, TBD
 * Carmen Electra as Rey Skywalker, TBD
 * TBD as Sonic the Hedgehog, TBD
 * Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump, the President of the United States who took it over and released COVID so he can keep control of America.
 * Matt Smith as Hal 9000 (voice), TBD
 * TBD as Godzilla (voice), TBD
 * TBD as Taylor Swift Cat, TBD
 * TBD as Baby Shark (voice), TBD
 * TBD as Elmo (voice), TBD
 * TBD as Abby Cadaby (voice), TBD
 * TBD as Elsa, TBD
 * TBD as Pam Beesley, TBD
 * TBD as Zac Efron, TBD
 * TBD as Adam Sandler, TBD

Stuff Parodied

 * The US Election
 * COVID-19
 * Spider-Man Into the Spiderverse
 * 2001: A Space Odyssey
 * Music
 * Star Wars
 * The Sonic Movie
 * Godzilla
 * Cats
 * Fortnite
 * Baby Shark
 * Sesame Street
 * Frozen
 * Infinity War
 * Dragon Ball
 * The Office
 * Superman II