Adventure Time: The Movie (Animated Film)/Transcript

This is the transcript for Adventure Time: The Movie (Animated Film).

Opening
(The Movie starts in "The Future" we see the Fire Kingdom)

Future Flame Princess: The Fire Kingdom is peaceful.

Future Cinnamon Bun: It sure is.

(They see some tree like creatures enter the kindgom)

Future Cinnamon Bun: What are those things?

Future Flame Princess: I have no idea.

(They start to future the queen and the knight, but the future versions of Jake, Princess Bubblegum, BMO, Marceline, and Lady Rainicorn dropped by and starts firing the enemies)

Future Jake: Protect the Flame Princess!

Future Princess Bubblegum: Yes sir!

(They continue to fight of the the troops, but then a voice came out)

Future Finn: Seize, fire!

(Future Finn appears, with a robotic left arm)

Future Finn: Jake, PB, Marceline, Lady, FP, and CB, you're outnumbered! Dude, you totally stop this blood shed! Give up!

Future BMO: Hey Finn! How's the hand holding ya?!

(He gets angry, then a warp hole and came out is the future version of Maja the Sky Witch)

Maja the Sky Witch: Ha! Ha! Ha! You might want to listen to your little friend here. While you're still alive.

Future Princess Bubblegum: Don't do this, Maja!

Future Marceline: Yeah! You need to chill out! Forget all about this taking over Ooo business!

Maja the Sky Witch: "Chill out!?" Oh I think I was pretty chilled out, When you and Bubblegum break into my house and ruined my plans! But I guess I should thank you for making Finn the Human my apprentice.

Future Flame Princess: What are you talking about?!

Maja the Sky Witch: Bubblebum banished Finn from the Candy Kingdom.

Future Cinnamon Bun: What?

Future Marceline: Liar!

Maja the Sky Witch: Oh! I'm the lair? HA! That's a good one isn't that a good one, Finn?

Future Finn: Yeah, hilarious. (To Marceline) I know what you did Marceline, and I'll never forgive you!

Future Marceline: (gasps)

(flashback starts)

Finn: I don't understand, Marceline. I tried everything. I guess she just doesn't like me. [Marceline puts a finger to his lips.]

Marceline: Shhh. Come on, Finn, a brainlord like Bonnie? You'll be bored with her in a week! And anyway I, for one, think you're pretty great. [Kisses Finn on the cheek.] Sorry it didn't work out the way you wanted. See you later, I guess! [Flies away.]

(flashback ends)

Future Flame Princess: Marceline!

Future Marceline: It was a long time ago! I was only trying to-

Future Flame Princess: I don't need you to tell me what you try to do, if we get out of here, can you and Jake fix it? Marceline, fix this. That's an order.

Future Marceline: No, Flame Princess!

Future Flame Princess: ARG!!! This ones for Father! And BMO! And Bubblegum! And Lady!



Future Marceline: Stupid, stupid!!

The Present Day
(At the Present day, We see Finn and Jake in front of the table)

The Past
[Cut to the past, with Finn and Jake having a picnic and watching the sunset.]

Jake: Hey, man, it's Couples Only Movie Night tonight. Who are you bringin'?

Finn: I don't know. Who are you bringin'?

Jake: I'm bringing my girlfriend, dude.

Finn: Oh.

[A duck walks up to them and Finn picks it up.]

Finn: I'll take this duck!

Jake: It's couples night! You gotta bring someone you can smooch.

Finn: Man, I don't want to be smooched!

Jake: Don't have to smooch. You just have to bring someone you can smooch. It's, like, the rules.

Finn: Lame. [Attempts to kiss duck, but it flies away.] Ah! Well, I'll take this blanket! [Kisses blanket.]

Jake: Put the blanket down. [Pats the ground beside him.] Have a seat. I want to explain some "things" to you about couples.

[''Later that day, Finn and Jake are back at the treehouse. Finn is looking for someone to call.]''

Jake: You all square?

Finn: Yeah, yeah.

Jake: Who you gonna call?

Finn: I'm going to call a girl I don't have to kiss. [Calls Princess Bubblegum.]

Princess Bubblegum: [Whistling as she answers the phone.] Hello?

Finn: Hi Princess! Would you go to Couples Movie Night with me?

Princess Bubblegum: Sounds romantic, Finn.

Finn: No! I was just wondering if you wanted to go with me. [Begins to blush.]

Princess Bubblegum: No, sorry, Finn. I'm busy practicing for the Whistling Choir Death Match Championship.

Finn: But—

Princess Bubblegum: Auf Wiedersehen! ("Goodbye")

[Hangs up phone and begins to practice her whistling.]

Finn: She doesn't want to go!

Jake: Yes she does! We just need to help her realize that she wants to go to the movies with you. [Takes out cell phone.] I'm calling Marceline.

Finn: What?

Jake: [Begins to call Marceline.] Look, man, I've been learning a lot about vampires lately. I realized my fear was based on ignorance!

[Marceline answers her phone, half of the screen Jake and half the screen of Marceline.]

Marceline: Speak.

Jake: Hey, hey, Marceline. Got a favor to ask, Babe. We've gotta make Princess Bubblegum jealous, so she'll go to the movies with Finn. [Marceline sneaks out from a pile of dirty clothes behind Jake and begins to approach him.] Marceline? Come in. Hello? [Marceline hisses loudly behind him, making Jake scream loudly.]

Finn: Hehe. Are you gonna help us?

Marceline: Yeah, I'll help. It'll be funny.

Marceline encounters the futuristic Maja
Maja the Sky Witch: Nice jerk move you pulled on Finn, Marceline. I suppose you're the queen of all jerk moves, instead of the vampire queen.

Marceline shows Finn the truth
Maja the Sky Witch:

Maceline: Finn, I-

Finn: I can't believe you Marceline. All this time you were lying to me?! And what? So you ruin my choice to ask Bubblegum out so you can have me for yourself, is that it?

Maceline: Yeah but-

Finn: ARRRRRG!!! Why would you do that!?

Maceline: I had to, you were happy when you were with me.

Finn: You don't get it! Do you!?

Maceline: It was just one lie, I just really love you and-

Finn: Come on! Why does every girl have to say that!? You don't do that your friend! Arrg! You're..... [frustrated] YOU'RE THE REASON I WAS BANISHED FROM THE CANDY KINGDOM!!!

Marceline: Finn, you and I were even we were banished from the Candy Kingdom before, but it wouldn't happen again.

Finn: I don't need you. I don't need anyone. [sighs] I'm going home. All you ever done is hold me back, Marceline. And I'm an idiot for not seeing it until now.

[He starts to walk away]

Marceline: Finn, wait.

[Finn sees the Banana Guards drag Past Finn out of the castle.]

Past Princess Bubblegum: [Sadly] I'm sorry to do this, Finn. But until you stop acting like a psycho, you're forbidden from entering the Candy Kingdom. Farewell. [Walks back into the castle, a pretzel gate sliding closed behind her. A duck quacks, and poos on him. Then Finn now is in the time machine ship prepares to go back to his own time]

Princess Bubblegum: Finn! Wait!

[Then, Finn blasted off back to his own time]