Ash Movie; A Thinkfully musical comedy (WWS film)/Transcript/Movie script

Scene 1
Narraton by Ben Stiller: Once upon a time in all the ages.

"In 27 and 28"
Angel: Latime have a used fan the big guy soft of fog

Angel: Maybe with a choose in code it

Angel: How

Angel: We can plan in the song, it loved with other world.

Angel: (Yeah)

(Song tuned "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel)

Angels: (singing) Global Warmits. oil prices, Michael Vick. Al Gonzales, Lindsay's blow, Dennis saw a UFO.

Orbulon: It was our this song.

"The Mevaner Song"
Mevaner Hank: Our time was song in the baby.

(In time)

Baby Kid: (gaps); Huh.

Mevaner Hank (in baby): Oooh, Ow, (gragh), Oh, Eee, Oooh, Oof.

Baby Kid: What the hell happening you

Mevaner Hank (in baby): Humanity Kid. Humanity.

(Song used in "Miss Susie")

Mevaner Hank (in baby): (singing) months ago, it started. On this here very day. They handed me my top hat. And sent me on my way. My mission simple: To chronicle the here. From the moment I stepped out that door. I took it in the rear (farting). Global market meltdowns. A bailout by the fed. Fannie, Freddie, AIG, and Lehman crapped the... Bedlam in Afghanistan. The big three self destruct. Jesse Jackson threatened to cut off Obama's... Nut jobs made a Bigfoot. And Spitzer's friend turned tricks. Duchovny went to rehab. 'Cause he couldn't control his... Dick needed a kickstart, The U.S. needed gas, Harry showed the world his wand And Miley showed her..., Ask me any questions, I'll give it to ya straight. For your sake, kid. I sure do hope '09 ain't like '08. Barack defeated Johnny, So long to the far-right, Now McCain has many houses, But none of them are... White guys got passer, From Wasilla she was plucked, When the maverick tapped a hockey mom, The press said “What the...”, Truck bombs in Islamabad, Bill Gates up and it. Putin stuck his chest out, Told the Georgians to eat... Ships were seized by pirates Ike and Gustav hit, Johnnie's honey had a baby, But he said it wasn't his..., ...Tory's now littered, With more famines, floods, and wars. If there's one thing that I'm grateful for It's that this job's now yours! - yeah

Mevaner Hank (in baby): Uhh, kid?

(ding)

Mevaner Hank (in baby): Oh nuts! WOAAAAAAAAAH

(Song ends)

In over 10 year music was 8 and Fifth song
Ash: Are you really in 10 year over in music.

Penny Crygor: It know use about 10 year in music.

Ash: In over 10 year music was 8.

(Radio tuned "The Entertainer")

Penny Crygor: Uhh, you Really?

Ash: You sure, it fifth song.

"What a Song"
Jim Play; Dimonad City venice - in theater act

Choring: Jimmy Here was a long.

Jimmy T.: (spoken) That me

Choring: It's time to send you on your way. WIth he was dancing in smooth way, moves was dancing, Jim spying NSA!

Jimmy T.: (spoken) D-C-N-U-S-A

Choring: A Sequester and then a moves way...

Jimmy T.: (spoken) Jimmy was here was a smooth hit in party.

Choring: Smooth moving dancing, Jimmy Taylor. It Jimmy T Song, What a song!

Jimmy T.: (spoken) Do you hit around song..?, Hit start-Hit Start.

Jimmy T.: (singing) Right our song and dance smooth.

Choring: The pope said

Pope: "Arrivederci!"

Choring: We decided it's okay for boy and girl to wed!

Jimmy T.: (spoken) It's great smooth yo, This Party.

Choring: North west and then a royal baby

Jimmy T.: (spoken-sing): We really good to sing.

Choir Kids: AAAAAAAAAH

Choring: Phones and Harlem Shaking...

Woman: I got my twerin' in gear!

Grandmofa: Skank!

Bob: My empire grew bigger.

Madame Grandmea: I said - (beep)!

Choring: It Jimmy T song, what a song!

Jimmy T.: (singing) Hey, bro. up? a show up smooth. hit on. I for nation. Show it freestyle.

Choiring: Smooth Buster, Smooth Kid, Grand Theft Auto, And the fox,-

Woman: "Fa-kow!!!"

Choiring: Floond and- [Footage cylce: 2013 "What a year"] typhoons and twisters, they filed us all with dread and fear!

Choring: There was way more than we can even say. Now it's the song.

Jimmy T.: (spoken) It me

Choring (with Jimmy T. [singing]): It Jimmy T Song, what a song!

(Last song: The Jimmy T. Song: "What a Song!")

Jimmy T (spoken): ha ha. Thank you everyone. that in out.

Scene 15 - Sometimes in Love
Penny Crygor: Hey Boy

Ash: Hi Penny

Penny Crygor: Will hope marry this boy

Ash: Oh good, It hope way, I can you to love me.

Penny Crygor: Oh?

(Penny and Ash shared to love)

(they danced)

Penny Crygor: Do you such a merry, boy.

Ash: Hey of course, what's more merry? Me.

Penny Crygor: Ohh, thanks, Boy. You see me the time?

Ash: Who knows? Every more than I am. I think you are very romantic than you are.

Penny Crygor: That was very nice.

Ash: So, what do you?

Penny Crygor: I'd love to, boy.

Ash and Penny (giggled in love)

[song; Sometimes in love]

Ash: (singing) So time is the problem love in, Just it one proper love. Think about it, Every time I think about it, Can't think who that love.

Penny Crygor: (singing) You'll be love will it take to this love us. I Sure to love us member to do.

Ash: (singing) This love about in the time with any other.

Penny Crygor: (singing) This love in the time with any other.

Penny Crygor and Ash: (singing) Sometimes in Love.

Ash: (singing) When good, and fell in love.

Penny Crygor and Ash: (singing) Sometimes in Love.

Penny Crygor: (singing) And coming one. That be done because love.

Penny Crygor and Ash: (singing) Sometime is you fell in love, Felling about this thinking of love.

Ash: (singing) Sometimes our think your love

Penny Crygor (singing): Some time you love

Penny Crygor and Ash: (singing) Sometime's you fell in love with us. Sometimes was fell in love with us.

(Last song: Sometimes in Love)

Penny Crygor and Ash: [shared love]

The Fight and The Chase
Rob and Eric: (Gasp) What?

Rob: No you kidding.

Mike: Wow, you Great.

Penny Crygor: Thank you.

Officer-cal boi: Are you two under arrest. and for proding, underexpected promission.

Rob: Oh really. You get unexpected?

(Woop)

Officerical-cal boi: Hey, you!

Officerical-cal boi: Back away my boy!

Ash: Penny

Penny Crygor: Ash

Eric Vancel: You couldn’t just go back your homin and leave well enough alone.

Rob: Get that

(Rob's Soliders shows up)

Ash: Now

Rob's Soliders: HAH [war fight time]

9-Volt: HA! (beating Solider and Scaream)

18-Volt: (fighting Solider)

Dribble: On it

Spitz: On it

(Dribble and Spitz fight Solider)

Dribble and Spitz: HA, I beating Solider.

Young Cricket: Take on hit.

Ron's Soliders: (Gaps)

Young Cricket: Hi-ya!

(Rob's Soliders is beatin)

Penny Crygor: You Do?

Ash: On it.

Penny and Ash: HA (Kick and Punch: Rob's Solider)

Rob's Solider (runs for)

5-Volt: (angry scare)

Rob's Solider: (screams)

Ashley: I magic

Rob's Solider: (gaps)

(POOF: Ron=b's Solider to away)

Kat and Ana: GO TIME

Kat: Hi-yah (Punch and away: Rob's Solider [scream])

Ana: Hi-yah (Punch and away: Rob's Solider [scream])

Orbulon: It On Now. AAH-OOHA

Rob's Solider: (Gaps) (It got away)

(Fighting Rob's Solider's later)

Mike: You come to- LA-LA-LA-LAAA

(Rob's Solider was got away)

Ash: Nice Away.

(Short later)

Rob: Eric. You ruined! I Have of last to me?

Ash and Mike: No.

Rob: Not last to me!

Mike: You Bad Rob

Rob: I Guess, It all.

[Fighting Rob]

Rob: AH!

Ash: (fights Rob)

Rob: Now show to me, and i Used to Crack!

[Ash fight-and-attack Rob]

Penny Crygor: Wait Stop. [Stop fight in Ash and Rob] Ash.

Ash: Penny

Rob: Crygor, Use our get so well.

Dr. Crygor: I Guess, what it?

Rob: You shall all in a tragic accident caused by a defective Latomputer! That will overheat, then explode, setting off bombs!

Ash and Penny: (Gaps)

9-Volt, 18-Volt and 5-Volt: (Gaps)

Ashley: Hmm?

Dr. Crygor: and Mike: (Gasp)

Young Cricket: (Gasp)

Kat and Ana: (Gasp)

Andrew Adam: (Gasp)

Danisel: (Gasp) What.

Mona: (Gasp)

Rob: Power on!

Computer-offscreen-voice: Nothing!

Rob: Power on!

Computer-offscreen-voice: No-

Rob: Power on!

Computer-offscreen-voice: DIE!

Rob: (Gasp)

* BOOM*

Rob: [thud], Oh... He bombed!

Ash: That away, Rob!

Rob: Oh get?

Penny Crygor: That sure i was it

Rob: UUGGHARGH

Rob: I... was... incredible only my soon?

Ash: I wonder for you.

Eric Vancel: Rob! (It away)

Ash and Mike: Rob?

Rob: [growls] I Told you, You Can not stop us. and you trying us that but.

[Shot Rob] - [Rob lies]

Matt: NOT BIG SURPRISE!

(Ash and Penny are happy friends [huged])

Dr. Crygor: There no lies about you!

Mike: It lies Rob, He was lying.

9-Volt: It so... Rob got bomed and lies.

18-Volt: I Finally move.

Kat: This once good that Rob got bomed and lies., Right Ana

Ana: Rob got bomed and lies.

Orbulon: What all came here, now them cause will to homin'

Young Cricket: That's hited Rob.

Dribble: It Always, Rob. (sigh) It what you are, Right Spitz

Spitz: I Never hope you, Rob.

[The Chase]

Eric Vancel: I Thought me now (laugh)

(Alarm)

Mona: (Gaps) Oh Shaft! It's Emercy!

Andrew Adam: Quick! Get out here!

(Everyone runs)

(Sci-con Rob *BOOM*)

Penny: Nice Good! It Sci-com Rob is Boomed! We Escape!

Ash: Nice, Escape!

9-Volt, 18-Volt and 5-Volt: Yes!

Danisel: WOOH. Nice!

Kat and Ana: Yay

Mona: Yes, Yes! It's over it.

Young Cricket: Yes! It is Over it.

Dr. Crygor: So was Sci-com Rob got Boomed!

Mike: Yes!

Victor: Oh God! It Boom of Sci-com Rob!, Right Brad

Brad: It Boom of Sci-com Rob!

Alan Jones: (back to normal) It's over. It finally over

(BFDI Crowds)

Alan Jones: It is over. OOH?

[After all]

Ash: How to you get Married, Penny?

Penny: This Boy is Getting Married.

Ash: Sure I, Penny.

Dr. Crygor: That is so sweet togheter

Mike: Glad to See You, This Boy will Married Penny! And to celebrate, We Will Tosoonary. How Would You Like That!

Penny Crygor: That would be Mike! How about you marry this Boy.

Ash: Okay

[Eric Condited]

Eric Vancel: You Ruin, just Rob! It trying to some one these on that, Get that Now!

Soliders: AAAAAH

Ash: Stop, Stop, Stop. Are you really.

Soilder: Hmmm

Ash: How You Guys! Do you want to it!

Brad and Victor: Why it That?.

Mevaner Hank: What is Who?

(I'll you partner)

Penny Crygor: You Do? Than shown that.

It Show over and "Led was Homin Time"
Ash: Thank to you Partners, will hope to us.

Brad: Are you sure about this.

Victor: After us to you?.

Dr. Crygor: I'm sure what you guys to do here, but other than most of us come out of nowhere and make in, won't walk.

Ash: You wan't it?

Penny Crygor: Okay.

Penny Crygor, Ash and Mike: Hold up!

Mevaner Hank: Wait. or else

Eric Vancel: What else, What he.

Penny Crygor: You must come to wide.

Eric Vancel: You Come on are kidding?

Andrew Adam: and Hold up too!

Mevaner Hank: What you nothing else?

Mike: It Us, tell us and these guys to go home!

Solider: Awwww

Solider #2: All right. come with me.

(Soliders leaves over)

Mevaner Hank: I'm gonna go

(Mevaner Hank leaving this set)

Brad: I gonna go it, Victor.

Victor: Yeah you gonna go it, Brad.

(Brad and Victor leaving this set)

Eric Vancel: What? You are got to kidding.

Eric Vancel: Brad, Victor, You Cowards. You ever how to be. (gaps)

Brad and Victor: (angrly)

Eric Vancel: hehehehe?

Brad and Victor: (slaped Eric)

Eric Vancel: Oh. Owah.

Eric Vancel: [Sobbing] No.

Brad: It wanna to size. (Brad leave in set)

Victor: Yeah it do. (Victor leave in set)

Penny Crygor: It is over.

Andrew Adam: Good it over.

Mike: It is Finally Over.

[Became our Friendship]

Lulu: Andrew hey

Andrew Adam: It me ours and Lulu.

Lulu: You Need a became a friends

(Andrew Adam and Lulu are Friendship)

Penny Crygor: So happy to here.

Ash: It so was sure, Penny.

Mike: Maybe i should to song.

Penny Crygor: Yeah i know, It our time finalend song. Right or else?

("Led was Homin Time" song)

Penny Crygor: (Singing) Led was Homin Time! A bring to homin, a friends and pals! Who friendinpals.

Ash: (singing) Led was Homin Time, Will be a time! A time to will! Who's friend in coming one!

Penny Crygor and Ash: (singing) A Bond, That cannot be undone because-

Cast: (singing) Led was Homin Time! A bring to homin, a friends and pals! I Said Led was Homin Time!

Cast and Andrew Adam: (singing) You're starting a life and making days

Cast: (singing) - For Us!

Ben Vincent (singing song): Led was Homin Time! Who it to bring, a smart to fantastic! Will be a good! A Well, that you about be about.

Ben Vincent (singing song) and Choring: Led was Homin Time! A bring to homin, a friends and pals! I Said Led was Homin Time! Who it to bring and smart to fantastic! For us!

(Mid-song ends)

(Bells ring)

[Ash and Penny Married]

Dr. Crygor: Ash and Penny, do marriage, in love. It was for married on granddaughter.

Penny Crygor: Grandpa?

Dr. Crygor: Wow Yeah! Nice Wedding Dress so anyway.