Bad Hair Day/Transcript

(Theme Song)

[After the theme song, the title card appears]

[After the title card, the babies are seen playing as Skeeter interupts playtime]

Skeeter: "Hey guys! Watch this." [does a flip]

The Muppet Babies gang applauds.

Kermit: "Wow Skeeter, that's amazing! How did you learn to do that?"

Skeeter: "Uh, I'm not sure, but I've been pretty great at it."

Kermit: [shrugs]

[Nanny walks into the room]

Nanny: "Hi, kids, I've got some good news and bad news."

Gonzo: "Oh no, space monsters are attacking, I knew it!"

Nanny: [Chuckles A Bit] "No, Gonzo, space monsters don't even exist."

Gonzo: "Oh good."

Piggy: "So what's the good news, Nanny?"

Nanny: "The good news is that there's an inspector coming to investigate the nursery house."

Fozzie: "What's an inspector?"

Scooter: "An inspector, Fozzie, is a person who comes to your house and investigates to see if you have any weapons, and if you do, you'll go to the jail house."

Nanny: "That's exactly right, Scooter."

Fozzie: "Oh, I thought he was some type of comedian."

Piggy: "Silly Fozzie, an inspector can't be a comedian if he investigates."

Fozzie: "Or maybe he could be an investigating comedian!

[Fozzie Chuckles A Bit]

Piggy: [Groans A Bit]

Walter: "Well, Nanny, you can always count on all of us even when the inspector comes."

Nanny: "That's good, Walter, just try to keep outta trouble, okay?"

Rowlf: "Okay, Nanny, we'll all keep outta trouble."

Nanny: Okay, the inspector should be here soon.

All Muppet Babies friends: "Bye, Nanny!"

Nanny exits the nursery.

Scooter: "Hey, you guys, while the inspector arrives, let's play a real good game."

Kermit: "What game should we play, you guys?"

Piggy: "I have an idea, let's play a game called Hair Cuttery Shop, I'll be the hair cutter, and 1 of you can be my customers."

Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Rowlf, Scooter, Skeeter, Walter, Bean, Bunsen and Beaker are in a straight line.

Piggy: "Now which 1 of you will be my customer? how 'bout you, Rowlf?"

Piggy points at Rowlf.

Rowlf: "Huh? what? me? well, alright."

Rowlf goes right over to Piggy's pretend hair cutting chair.

Piggy: "Now stay very still, Rowlf, and don't move 1 single muscle."

Rowlf doesn't move 1 single muscle while an imaginary clip of a real hair cuttery shop occurs.

Piggy is still cutting a little bit of Rowlf's hair, but eventually something very disturbing happens.

Piggy: "There, all finished, what do you think, Rowlf?"

Piggy gives Rowlf a portable mirror, and Rowlf looks at his reflection in it.