Cartoon Cartoon Weekends/Host Transcripts

Teary Eyed Bryte and Eli
(CCW intro)

(Screen goes to the CN City Park at sunset, where the TVs are set up and we see The Teary Eyeds running from Collin and the Speed of Light.)

Collin: Not done with you yet!

Bryte: Oh yeah?!

(The other Teary Eyeds crash.)

Wild: Crap...

Bryte: Ugh... *gets up* Welcome to Cartoon Cartoon Weekends, I am Teary Eyed Bryte, or just Bryte. And I have a dumb bird who is gonna host with me an that's-.

Eli: Me!

Bryte: Eli, shut up! We will to begin with a episode of Oggy and the Cockroaches!

Eli: Bryte, I can eating that sandwhich?

Bryte: Who?

Eli: A sandwich!

Bryte: Serious?!

(Camera pans up, and the Cartoon Cartoon Weekends fades in)

Bryte: Hi! Welcome back to CCW. Time to recall what we saw in the episode we showed.

(Screen goes to the episode with Byte and Eli commenting they saw.)

Bryte: Eli, you are an incompetent, stupid, disgusting nincompoop!

Eli: Bryte, calm down. Now we're will to come with Five Nights at Freedy's!

(Reserved for KKDisney.)

(Screen goes back to Bryte and Eli.)

Eli: *to announcer* So, announcer, any new episodes for this week?

Announcer: In fact, yes!

(Screen goes to black, with blue/yellow/oranges boxes rolling in with shows.)