Pespiman (2020)/Transcript

Part 0: Prologue

 * (In a building in California, we see Ryan Reynolds getting Pepsi out of a vending machine. He then opens up a can of Pepsi and starts drinking it.)
 * (Pepsiman Heavy Metal Version theme plays while he sips)
 * Ryan Reynolds: Okay now that's weird...
 * (Takes another sip, the theme plays again)
 * Ryan Reynolds: Is this some sort of joke? Come on, Pepsi, don't pull a prank on me...
 * (Looks inside Pepsi can)
 * (Sony Pictures Logo appears)
 * Narrator: The year is 1999, and Pepsiman, the soda hero everyone needs to help the entire world with refreshments. One day, in the 2000s, he retired... With no one else to pick up the task of refreshing people with Pepsi, a new Pepsiman is on the horizon.
 * (Camera zooms out of the can with Ryan yawning) Ryan Reynolds: Just start the film, I'm getting tired.

Part 1: Pepsi-Trouble!

 * (Meanwhile, in a grocery store in San Francisco, an angry crowd of people has gathered up demanding Pepsi. The music stops)
 * Angry Crowd: GIVE US PEPSI!!!! (x10)
 * Store Manager: Don't worry, I'll give you as many Pepsi as you want. The supplies are gonna come in...
 * (Pauses to look at watch) Store Manager: In an hour, stay tight right there!
 * Angry Skateboarder: An Hour?! Dude, that blows! It's been 10 minutes since I came here, should have gotten my Pepsi 6 minutes earlier!
 * Angry Mom: Is that Pepsi in your pocket?! (The Mom points to the manager's pocket, containing a can of Pepsi)
 * Store Manager: Wait, I can-
 * Angry Vlogger: That is so unfair, once I upload this to YouTube, you are getting canceled, you hear?
 * (The crowd rushes to the store manager, their eyes set on his Pepsi. The camera zooms out as it follows Ryan Reynolds walking home in the same style as Władysław Szpilman in the 2002 movie "The Pianist", as society collapses around him. The camera then enters Ryan's P.O.V as fights, robberies & burglaries over Pepsi become more & more common. Ryan finally reaches home as Larry wakes up in a split/screen)
 * TBC