Attack of The 50 Foot Nerd/Transcript

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Part 1
(Shows Sony logo)

(Shows Columbia Pictures logo variant)

(Shows Annapurna Pictures logo)

(Shows Point Grey Pictures logo)

(Shows a strange meteorite across the galaxy, heading towards Earth.)

(Meanwhile, at Shopwell's.)

Shopper #1: What a perfect day at Shopwell's.

Shopper #2: Yeah, me too. Let's go to shopping.

Shopper #1: Okay then.

Darren: Hello there.

Alex: Greeting.

Shopper #3: Good day today!

Darren: Nice to meet you. Welcome to Shopwell's. Want some coffee?

Shopper #1: Sure.

(They going to get the coffee from Shopwell's cafe.)

(They are drinking their coffee.)

(Then they are going to buy the foods.)

(They bought the weenies and honey mustard.)

Darren: Wow. (Gets weenies and honey mustard) There's some buns.

(Later, at Darren's house.)

(Darren jerking off to the porn magazine.)

Darren: Oh yeah... Here I cum, here I cum.

(Then, he cumshots over his magazine.)

(Darren moans.)

(Then, he looking at his penis and begins to sucking.)

Darren: Mmmm....

(Then, he still sucking and doing deep throat.)

Darren: Mmmmfph...

(He saw the cums spurting inside his mouth.)

(Then he swallows the cums.)

Darren: Mmmmm.. milky.

(He cleans up the mess at his room.)

(Then, Darren taking a shower.)

(After, Darren grabs the towel and cleaning himself.)

(Darren puts the pair of red briefs.)

Darren: Ahh.. much better.

(Then, he heard knocking the door and open it)

Darren: Well, hello ladies. Are you here to f**k me?

Girl #1: We are here to sign your autographs. Because i.. I, I, I, have a boyfriend.

Girl #2: And I want to suck your dick.