Marvel Spotlight (Marvel;Re)/Squirrel Girl and Her Amazing Friend

Squirrel Girl and Her Amazing Friend is an issue of Marvel Spotlight.

Synopsis
Squirrel Girl and Forbush Man form a partnership since both were declined from the Avengers for being "too goofy" as they stumble upon something that isn't all sunshine and rainbows.

Transcript
Begins in a small apartment as Doreen Green is shown recording as Forbush Man is reading a comic titled Marvel;Re Presents: Thor Vs. the Marvel Universe as he notices Doreen recording and puts the comic down and hides it. She turns off the camera and then publishes it on a YouTube-like website.
 * Doreen: Hi everybody! I'm the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl and this is my Amazing Friend Forbush Man.
 * Forbush Man: Uh... hi...
 * Doreen: It has been around three months since both of us has been declined from the Avengers for being too goofy and we decided to be basically Heroes For Hire and Defenders. So if you have any elder gods, Neo Nazis, mad men in green who say tiring monologues comment on this video and we will investigate. Forbie anything else to say?
 * Forbush Man: Don't call me Forby and I hope we get a job...
 * Doreen: Real charming words right there. So please like, comment and subscribe.
 * Forbush Man: Why did you decide to put our ad on a social media website?
 * Doreen: Everybody uses social media. It's basically more reliable than the news.
 * Forbush Man: Fine... I hope you're right about this.
 * Doreen: Come on, I'm the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, I won't let this fail. So... it would take a while for people to notice it so... want to do something?
 * Forbush Man: Does it involve removing my helmet?
 * Doreen: What is it with you and your helmet?
 * Forbush Man: I don't want to talk about it.
 * Doreen: Then... how about... um.... a water balloon fight?
 * Forbush Man: Sounds fun. I suppose.