Little Audrey (1956, Pre-Origin Story)/Transcript

= Little Audrey (1956, Pre-Origin Story) = Genres: Animation, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Family, Fantasy, Mystery, Musical

MPAA: General Audiences: all ages admitted for our opinion, and based on how rates other movies, this one should receive a PG rating, if simply for the combination of ominous, dark violent, scary visuals could be frightening to very young or very sensitive kids.

Act 1: Opening Title
(shows A Paramount Picture [in color] logo) Paramount PRESENTS

Little AUDREY

In TECHNICOLOR

Copyright © MCMLVI by Paramount Pictures Corporation, All Rights Reserved. Directed By:

Vladimir Tytla and Seymour Kneitel

Screenplay by:

Cliff Roberts, Noel Langley, Tedd Pierce

Concept for the screen:

Ray Bradbury, Charles Brackett

Story by:

William Cottrell, I. Klein, Ken Anderson and Laurence Heath

Screen Adaptation:

Larz Bourne, Larry Riley, Bill Turner and Shane Miller

Music by:

Winston Sharples

Underscores by:

Miklós Rózsa, Paul J. Smith, Leigh Harline

Songs by:

Winston Sharples, Larry Moley, Buddy Kaye and Sammy Timberg

Cues & Lyrics by:

"Little Audrey Says" by Winston Sharples and Buddy Kaye

Edited by:

Doane Harrison, Bill Melendez, Lloyd L. Richardson and Donald W. Ernst

Editorial Classic Cartoons:

Hal Geer, Treg Brown and Al Wahrman

Scenics:

Robert Owen, Louis Jambor, Robert Little, Anton Loeb and Tom Ford

Animation Director:

Al Eugster, Armando Tosquellas, Art Babbitt, Myron Waldman, David Tendlar, James A. Pabian

Character Designers:

Robert W. Youngquist, Milton Kahl, Rowland B. Wilson, Michael G. Ploog, Al Wilson

Animators:

Bill Hudson, Irving Spector, Vincent Cafarelli, J.M. Vendrell, John Gentilella, Harvey Patterson, Virgil Ross, Bob Carlson, Nick Tafuri, Eli Brucker, Dick Hall, Joseph Oriolo, Graham Place, George Germanetti, Robert Bentley, Larry Silverman, Ted Berman, Morey Reden, Arturo Moreno, Steve Muffati

A FAMOUS Studios PRODUCTION

Produced at:

Paramount Cartoon Studios

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Act 2: Patches
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Little Audrey: Some nerve, making me wait!

Patches: Oh, gosh... You've got to obey the traffic policeman.

Little Audrey: You're not a policeman! If you were a policeman you'd have a big shiny star for a badge. All you are is just a member of the safety patrol. Real policemen have to be big and brave! (marches off to school)

Patches: Well, I could be a good policeman if I had a chance. You just wait, I'll prove it.

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Act 3: Please Excuse Little Audrey
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Little Audrey: (as Pal grabs Little Audrey skirt with his mouth) Oh! Stop it, Pal! Let me go! (as she slaps Pal's head, letting her skirt go!) Bad Pal! I have to attend an important conference to myself. (as Pal whimpers) Eenie, meenie, minie, moe-- Which direction I shall GO! (as she points though the fishing lake)

(Little Audrey walks while Pal interrupt him)

Little Audrey: This note will make everything correct and above board. (she writing the note, it reads "Dear Teacher Please Excuse Little Audrey Today Thank You, My Mother and Father") Here, Pal. Take this note to my teacher. Then join me at the lake.

(Little Audrey walks through the lake while Pal holding the note with his mouth, walking through a school and fades to black...)

...More coming soon...

Act 4: Swinging On a Star:
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Swinging On a Star

Chrous: ♩Would you like to swing on a star♩

♩Carry moonbeams home in a jar♩

♩And be better off than you are♩

Schoolhouse (Bing Crosby): ♩Or would you rather be a mule♩

♩A mule is an animal with long funny ears♩

♩Kicks up at anything he hears♩

♩His back is brawny but his brain is weak♩

♩He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak♩

♩And by the way, if you hate to go to school♩

Angel Mule: ♩You may grow up to be a mule♩

Bing Crosby: ♩Or would you like to swing on a star♩

Bob Hope: ♩Carry moonbeams home in a jar♩

Jerry Colonna: ♩And be better off than you are♩

Schoolhouse: ♩Or would you rather be a pig♩

♩A pig is an animal with dirt on his face♩

♩His shoes are a terrible disgrace♩

♩He has no manners when he eats his food♩

♩He's fat and lazy and extremely rude♩

♩But if you don't care a feather or a fig♩

♩You may grow up to be a pig♩

Chrous: ♩Or would you like to swing on a star♩

♩Carry moonbeams home in a jar♩

♩And be better off than you are♩

Schoolhouse: Or would you rather be a fish♩

♩A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook♩

♩He can't write his name or read a book♩

♩To fool the people is his only thought♩

♩And though he's slippery, he still gets caught♩

♩But then if that sort of life is what you wish♩

♩You may grow up to be a fish♩

Monkey: ♩And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo♩

♩Every day you meet quite a few♩

Schoolhouse: ♩So you see it's all up to you♩

Schoolhouse and the Chrous: ♩You can be better than you are♩

♩You could be swingin' on a star♩

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...More coming soon...

Act 1: Seapreme Court
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Act 1: Petunia
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Little Audrey's Father: Well, there's the old maid now. Coming, aunt Petunia! Coming!

Petunia the Maid: Sorry I'm late, dears. Hope I haven't kept you waiting.

Little Audrey's Father: Here, let me take your things.

Petunia the Maid: Now, now, now, now, no fussing. (the camera pans up to the dark-skinned face maid's head) I know my way around. On your way, now. Mustn't miss your car. Have a good time, and don't worry about a thing. Goodbye, dears. Goodbye, goodbye.

Little Audrey's Mother and Father: Goodbye.

(as Petunia closes the door, Petunia the Maid notices Little Audrey walking past the drawing room after her parents leaves]

Petunia the Maid: Little Audrey?

(Little Audrey walks into the room wiping away her tears and sits next to Petunia)

Petunia the Maid: You mustn’t mope now. Look on the bright side; at least you are not loser anymore.

Little Audrey: (sighs in frustration) Yes, aunt Petunia.

Petunia the Maid: Oh, you needn’t call me that. I think they’re finding the sleeping quarters ladder confining.

Little Audrey: Oh, my bedroom’s the biggest beside yours. Perhaps they’d like to share it.

Petunia the Maid: What a wonderful idea. What a good child you are.

(Audrey smiles)

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...More coming soon...

Act 2: What You Did:
(Audrey finally gets it there, the Lost Dream tries to push it closed, but a giant hoofed foot blocks its closure. Then a devilish head pops out, followed by two others of slightly less traditionally demonic appearance, and the three heads begin to sing to Audrey this song. As they sing this to her, they breathe fire at Audrey's little pantied bottom; she jumps from black cloud to black cloud until they turn into giant black demons that try to snatch her out of the air; she lands on what must be a quarter-mile long tongue attached to a gargantuan green dragon; and finally runs through a ceaseless series of red swinging doors until she ends up being trapped in a black cloud by the three demons. They wrap her in their hands... and she wakes up kicking and screaming in her own bed.)

What You Did

Demons: ♩Oooohhh, what you did when you did what you did!♩

♩You were bad and you'll get what's yours!♩

♩You're gonna be the most sorriest kid!♩

♩After this, you'll do the things that you should!♩

♩You can only blame yourself when everything goes wrong!♩

♩Now, you know you shouldn't go where little girls don't belong!♩

♩You shouldn't have opened that door though temptation was so strong!♩

''♩Ooooooh, what you did when you did what you... DID!!!♩''

 Act 1: Mother Goose's Nursery Rhymes:
Teacher: Good morning, dear children. We will now recite our Mother Goose rhymes. (to Johnny) Johnny, you recite the first stand up.

Johnny: Oh, Mother Goose, when she wanted to wander, went right through the air on a very fine gander.

Little Audrey: Oh, Mother Goose's Nursery Rhymes. What does she know about modern times? (put Pinhead and Birdbrain comic book) This is more like it. (as she starting to read her comic book, the camera zooms into Pinhead and Birdbrain in the comic book strip)

Pinhead: To get at this boodle, I had to use my noodle! I'm a sharpie! That's why my name's Pinhead!

Birdbrain: This is why I'm Birdbrain!

Pinhead: This is going to be sensational! The Foist Crooks at Fort Knox!

Man with a gun: Caught in the act! Crime doesn't pay!

Pinhead: You ain't got nothing on us! We're a couple of coin collectors!

Birdbrain: Ain't talking! See?

(cut to the teacher (off-screen) talks at Little Audrey in the classroom)

Teacher: Audrey, recite the next line.

Little Audrey: I ain't talking! I'm not stupid, you see?

(Audrey's classmates laughing at her reaction)

Teacher: Audrey. Go sit in the corner and memorize Mother Goose.

(Audrey turned broken-heart, goes to sit in the corner)

Little Audrey: (sobbing) Oh, this sticky stuff. Oh, Mother Goose, all that's... (yawns) ...puts me to sleep.

Act 3: Pinhead and Birdbrain:
...More coming soon…

 Act 2: Baby Bird's Not Dead
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Little Audrey: (sobbing, holding his heart) I didn't mean to do it. I didn't mean to do... 'Little birdies...! I'm so sorry...!'

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 Act 3: Timothew, a baby bird:
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Little Audrey: Here, Timothew! Lookit here! (noticing Timothew apparently disappears) Timothew? Where are you?

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Act 1: Little Audrey Have an Idea:
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Radio (Jackson Beck): Goody good morning, you lovely ladies! This is your friendly chef bringing you your daily baking recipe. And this one takes the cake. Today, we're baking a delicious, tasty gingerbread. Yes, we are! Are we ready, cookies?

Little Audrey: Uh, huh. I'm ready! (as Audrey set on making a cake according to the show's instructions and she mainly acquits herself remarkably well, though she struggles somewhat to keep up in a time-honored comic fashion. One of these time-honored gags is to correct the listener when they make a misstep, which Audrey naturally does and to which the radio announcer follows up...)

Radio: Good. First we break one egg, and I'm not yolking. Now, three cups of flour, two cups of milk, four cups of sugar, and then just a bit of salt. Hey, not so much! Add a dash of ginger. Now, some mustard, cider, vinegar, salt, vanilla, nutmeg, pepper, malt, sugar, spice, that'll suffice, and a cake of yeast. Now, beat it. (as Audrey sadly and sheepishly resigns herself to leave the room, but the announcer calls her back...) Oh, not you. The batter! (as Audrey finishes mixing the cake batter...) Faster. Faster. Faster. Faster. Faster. Faster. Faster. Faster. Faster. Faster. Stop! (as Audrey stopped battering the cake, when his eyes roll and she looked at the radio...) Pour batter into ginger bread mold. Place in oven. (as Audrey slides it in the oven...) Bake at three hundred fifty degrees for thirty minutes. And now, relax. (as Audrey is either caught in another one of her sugar-high crashes, or is actually narcoleptic, she falls asleep in a chair by the oven...) Simple as pie, isn't it? Skill with a skillet is how you fill it. Well, that's all for today. Listen in tomorrow for your friendly chef with his daily tips on how to raise the dough.

Act 2: The Gingerbread Boy:
(Suddenly, the timer goes off, and Audrey awakens to find the Gingerbread Boy kicking his way out of the oven!)

Gingerbread Boy (Jackson Beck): What am I doing here? I'm supposed to be in Cakeland.

Little Audrey: Gee! You can talk and walk.

Gingerbread Boy: And run, too.

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Gingerbread Boy: Well, so long. I got a date with a cake. (click tongue) And I'm late. (as runs off when Audrey notices him)

Little Audrey: Hey! Wait for me! Wait! (as she chases Gingerbread Boy)

Gingerbread Boy: Run, run as fast as you can if you want to go with the Gingerbread man. (as a cloud of flour is kicked up on his escape, and Audrey follows him blindly through the haze...)

Little Audrey: Gingerbread Boy, where are you? (as she finally arrives at Cakeland, entirely built and populated by desserts, where the streets have names like "Breadway"; striding out of the "Garden of Eatin'" is the Gingerbread Boy accompanied by his bride, Angel Cake, a red-haired hottie with a human body and angel wings, though draped about her lower half is a skirt-shaped piece of angelfood cake...) There you are!

Gingerbread Boy: This is Miss Angel Cake, my bride to be. We're getting married today, she and me.

Little Audrey: Married! Oh, isn't that wonderful? Come on, let's go. (as she goes off with Ginger to prepare her...)

Act 4: Gay Holiday:
(fades to black, Little Audrey uses powdered sugar and cherry juice to do Angel's makeup, and squeezes icing on Angel's head to do her hair for the ceremony. Outside, the populace of Cakeland are holding a wedding parade, with cupcakes and other treats singing of the joy that will happen on this most festive day. French pastries dance a can-can, a Maurice Chevalier-type escorts two ladyfingers to the wedding, and a rumcake staggers drunkenly after them. The parade leads to the wedding chapel, and the happy bride and groom enter it on a red carpet of rolled dough...)

Gay Holiday

Dessert Citizens: ♩It's a gay holiday, all the friends and relatives are on the way.♩

♩The Gingerbread man has selected a wife, the sweet Angel Cake for the rest of his life.♩

♩It's a time to rejoice, every butterhorn is lifting up his voice.

♩The wedding night room is "The Big Macaroon"♩

♩And it's going to be a honey of a honeymoon.♩

♩And belle French pastries will be there, and surely will have something sweet to say.♩

♩And Mr. Éclair Debonair will bring lady fingers.♩

♩While Mr. Rum cake refused to celebrate his very sober way.♩

''♩Here's a wish. Here's a prayer.♩''

♩Come most everybody to the happy pair.♩

♩May they roll in dough as together they roll through life.♩

♩So the Gingerbread man is taking the Angel Cake for his wife.♩

Act 1: Little Audrey Returns to Dreamworld:
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Pinhead: Now, sir, what's your proposition?

Coachman: Well... [He takes a few smokes from his pipe and reaches into his coat pocket] How would you dumbs like to make some gold? [He drops an even larger bag of gold on the table]

Birdbrain: And who do we have to... (making the signal of cutting a head off, which makes the bird in the head-hole making the signal of cutting a head off as well)

Coachman: Naw, nobody in particular. Let's see... [he look around the empty door; as well as Pinhead and Birdbrain look around the empty bar, whispering] We're looking for some children, young tearaways lazy, disobedient ones.

Pinhead: Children?

Birdbrain: Disobedient ones?

Pinhead: What do we do with them?

Coachman: Yes, you see... [whispers inaudibly in Pinhead's ear.]

Pinhead: Yes. [as Coachman whispering continues] Oh, yes.

[Birdbrain puts Pinhead's ear, his hand and cleans it out for him, so he can listen as well]

Coachman: ...and I takes ’em to Pleasureland.

Pinhead and Birdbrain: Ah, Pleasureland!

Pinhead: (gasps, his head knocks Birdbrain) But the law! Suppose they...

Coachman: No risk. When you both leave the island, everything has changed. That's my... SECRET! ''[Leans into the camera, red in the face with a huge evil smile, his eyes bugging out of his head. Pinhead and Birdbrain cower in fear and they tries to running in horror as he laughs maniacally before pulling them closer]'' Now, it's time to put our plan into action. A coach will leave from the crossroads at midnight. We'll meet them. And NO double-crossin'!

Birdbrain: No, sir.

Coachman: Scout around. And you find me on it, bring any good prospects to me.

Pinhead: Yes, chief.

Coachman: If you can get me one kid, you'll be rewarded with money.

Birdbrain: Yes, yes.

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Act 2: Pleasureland:
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Coachman: How nice to see ya again, young lady, but what are ya doing here?

Little Audrey: Perhaps you can help me, I'm looking for a candies. Do you know where it is?

Coachman: Don't talk to me about that candies. He's always interfering, ruining all my hard work. I make children happy by taking them Pleasureland. Then they comes along and tries to persuade them to leave. That candies are not like me. It's just doesn't understand what children want. It's always trying her best to, you know... Where do you think it is? It's taking advantage of my absence, isn't it?

Little Audrey: Oh, boy! Pleasureland!

Coachman: Patience, will ya? But I'm on my way back there now, with a new lot of children. So, are you gonna come with us?

Little Audrey: Uh-ha. I'll come with you.

Coachman: Ha-ha! Pleasureland, here we come! Giddy up!

(as Peppy Grasshopper gets out and he chases the carriage)

Peppy Grasshopper: Audrey, come back! You promised to go right home!

(five minutes later, to far of the Pleasureland, as Little Audrey joins a bunch of kids on a coach, coughing as he rides in the undercarriage...)

Peppy Grasshopper: That crook says she need a rest after my terrible experience.

Coachman: Giddy up!

Melvin: Ever been to Pleasureland?

Little Audrey: Uh-uh, but he gave me---

Melvin: Me neither, but they say it’s a swell joint; no school, no cops. You can tear the joint apart and nobody says a word.

Little Audrey: He gave me---

Melvin: Loaf around, plenty to eat, plenty to drink. And it’s all free!

Little Audrey: He---

Melvin: Boy, that’s the place. I can hardly wait!

(The coach arrive on the Island, with carnival rides and attractions galore...)

Food Barker: Right here, boys! Right here. Get your cake, pie, dill pickles and ice cream. Eat all you can. Be a glutton. Stuff yourselves. It’s all free, boys, it's all free.

Tobacco Row Barker: Tobacco Row, boys, Tobacco Row. Get your cigars, cigarettes, and butts. Come in and smoke your heads off! There's nobody here to stop you!

Peppy Grasshopper: Audrey? Audrey! (coughs) There's something phony about all this.

Model Home Barker: Hurry, hurry, hurry! See the model home. It's open for destruction and it's all yours, kids, it's all yours! (kids are wrecking everything on the model home in sight)

Melvin: (strikes a match on the Mona Lisa and lights a cigar) What did I tell ya? Ain't this a swell joint?

Little Audrey: (wielding an axe) Yeah! Being bad's a lot of fun, ain't it?

Melvin: Yeah, uh-huh. Get a load of that stained-glass window. (smashes it with a brick)

Coachman: All right, now. Hop to it, you blokes. (whip cracking) Come on! Come on! Shut the doors and lock 'em tight. (two apes shut the big gates) Now get below and get them crates ready. Give a bad kids enough rope and they will soon make a little critters of themselves! (wicked laugh)

(fades to black...)

...More coming soon...

 Act 3: Who's That Buggy?
(Later, everything is run down and no one else is stirring but Peppy Grasshopper...)

Peppy Grasshopper: Audrey! Audrey? [as he is walking around the empty park, littered with half-smoked cigars, shut-down carnival rides, and food wrappers] Hey, what happened here? It was getting a bit crowded. Those kids still around the island somewhere. Audrey! Hey, where are ya?

[meanwhile, in the pool hall, Melvin is whistling "What You Did" and playing pool while Little Audrey sits at a table]

Little Audrey: Where do you suppose all the kids went to, Melvin?

Melvin: They’re around here, somewhere. You’re having a good time, huh? [hits a #3 ball into a hole]

Little Audrey: Uh-huh, I sure am.

Melvin: Oh boy! This is life, will ya?

Little Audrey: Yeah, what I call the good life!

Melvin: (offscreen) You said it! But why don't you take advantage of it a bit more?

[Peppy Grasshopper peers out of the door, he dashes out from the door!]

Peppy Grasshopper: AUDREY!!!

[Little Audrey is about to drink and gulped the apple juice at first, but is then startled by Peppy and does a spit take at Melvin!]

Little Audrey: (coughing exactly like Casper (from "There's Good Boos To-Night") in the skunk spray after the skunk afraid of ghosts, realizing they had notice) What?! Me?! Who's calling at me?

Peppy Grasshopper: It's me! Have you forgotten your boyfriend, Patches?! Just look at yourself! Playing pool?! Drink those juice?! If it's the last thing you should be doing is smoking...! Say, you're going to take it that way, I having no more to doing with you. I would advise you to warn!

Melvin: Hold on! Who's that buggy? If there's one thing that buggy at me, it's someone telling me what to do!

Little Audrey: Oh, she's our guide. She tells me what's right from wrong.

Melvin: You mean to tell me that you have to take specific orders from their rascal?

Peppy Grasshopper: Rascal?! Look, it wouldn't hurt you to take orders from your guide if you had one.

Melvin: Yeah, right. Screwball in the corner pocket. (laughing)

(Peppy Grasshopper preparing to fight Melvin to do battle...)

Peppy Grasshopper: Why, I oughta let you... I'll beat you up until you learn your lesson!

Little Audrey: Stop it! Don't hurt her! She's my best friend.

Peppy Grasshopper: Huh? (lets go of Melvin) Your best friend? And what am I? Just your guide! That settles it! (he angrily storms away)

Little Audrey: (offscreen) Peppy! Wait!

Peppy Grasshopper: Forget it, now sleep in it!

Melvin: Even show you the way out! (laughs even harder)

Peppy Grasshopper: Go on! Laugh! Laugh at the rascal who played into a playing pool! I quit!

Melvin: Come on. (walks over to a counter and pours some apple juice in a couple of glasses) Just let him go already.

Act 4: Little Animals
(meanwhile, Peppy Grasshopper is storming through the park up to the gates, fuming)

Peppy Grasshopper: Drives me up. After all I tried to do for him! That is... If I found the way out! I'm taking the next boat! Hey, open that door! Open up that door! I wanna go home! Now, I've done it!

(Another part of Pleasureland, Peppy hears many little animals sounds on the other side of the door. He crawls out of the hole, look at the Coachman and his ape henchman who are loading little animals into crates and onto the train...)

Peppy Grasshopper: What's happened here?

Coachman: (he and his ape minions are loading some little animals into crates) Come on, keep 'em moving! We haven't got all night.

Peppy Grasshopper: Oh, it's horrible. (confused, scratches his head) Where'd all the little animals come from?

Coachman: Come on, come on. Let's have another. (a frightened little ape, who is dressed in a police uniform, is brought out toward him) And what's your name?

Little Ape: EeeeeeeeeeyYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaggh.....!!!!!

Coachman: Okay, you'll do! (tears the clothes off the little ape and throws him into a crate with five other little animals) In you go! You children will bring a nice price! And you've all had your good times. Next! (a bear cub, who is dressed in a sailor suit, is brought out toward him) And what might your name be?

Alexander: Alexander.

Coachman: Hmmm, so you can talk.

Alexander: Y-Yes sir. I wanna go home to my mama!

Coachman: Take him back! He can still talk! (throws Alexander into a pen with six other little animals that can still talk)

Alexander: Please, please! I don't wanna be a bear cub! Let me out of here! (the rest of the animals all protest in unison, begging for mercy)

Coachman: (comes forward and yells furiously) Quiet! (cracks his whip) You're not children anymore, but little animals! Now you're going to pay by working!

Peppy Grasshopper: Children? Those same people we met? Audrey! (as he dashes off back to the pool hall)

Melvin: Heh! The way you'd expect something weird to affect us at this moment of time. (takes a sip of an apple juice; Melvin's ears become those of a brown donkey; but she doesn't know yet.)

Little Audrey: (with a shocked expression, looks at his glass of an apple juice and pushes it away)

Melvin: Say, where does she keep getting all that information? Ah, phooey! (strikes a ball and a brown donkey tail appears from her backside; but she doesn't know yet again.)

Little Audrey: (gave a shocked expression) Oh! You've gone all funny! Am I seeing things?

Melvin: What's up with ya, Audrey? (walks to the other side of the pool table) Some guys think here's a catch to this place? (leans over the pool table and strikes another ball, then her head turns brown and fuzzy and grows a muzzle) What does she think I look like? A jackass?

Little Audrey: Melvin, you look funny! Do you suppose something wrong with my eyes?!

Melvin: Hey, you've lost your mind! You're off your nut! (laughs, then also suddenly brays in the middle of her laughter, causing her to cover her mouth in shock) What's wrong?! Did that come out of me?!

Little Audrey: (nods with a horrified look) (offscreen): What's happening to ya? (as he feels her face, realizing she has a muzzle and he feels the sides of her fuzzy face)

Melvin: Wha--? (he quickly feels and he tugs donkey ears) What the--? (he grabs hold a donkey's tail) What's going on? (he uses at her reflection in a mirror, sees notices that he has a donkey's head and tail; he screams out in fear and horror! He drops the mirror, then he runs all over the place!) WOAH!!!!! Ah! '''I've been double-crossed! Help! Help! Somebody, help! I've been framed! Trapped!' (he goes up to Little Audrey and begs him for help, while she ends up backing into a wall, as he crawls on her feet and hands! He grabs Little Audrey's torso and shakes him!)'' Please, you have to help me! Be a girlfriend, will ya?! Call that rascal! Call anybody! (as he lets go of Little Audrey as her hands close up (at offscreen) and become hooves; Little Audrey shrieks in terror and backs away, scared) Go on! It's all up... '''with ME!!! AAAGH!!!!!'''

(in the shadow, Melvin is forced down on all fours as her transformation comes to an end! He's fully transformed into a donkey, starts braying uncontrollably causing Little Audrey to run away! Melvin kicks everything in the room! Little Audrey hides under a chair, when Melvin smashes the mirror with her back hooves, knocks tables over, and throws chairs all over the place, still braying wildly!)

Little Audrey: (gasps) Oh! Oh! What's happened?! What'll I do?! Peppy!

(Peppy Grasshopper finally makes to the casino, and he enters)

Peppy Grasshopper: Here I am, Audrey!

Little Audrey: (horrified) Peppy! What's happened to Melvin? Look what he did turn into a donkey!

Peppy Grasshopper: Those same people we met! They're all turn into a little animals!

...More coming soon...

Act 1: Missing Candy
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(Audrey goes into a true addict's panic, tearing the room apart looking for more candy. She remembers where her final stash is hidden (in the ceiling lamp), but a mouse has beaten her to it. Almost collapsing on the bed, she imagines her umbrella is a candy cane, and bolts towards it but only ends up with a mouthful of umbrella. Her pet bird becomes chocolate in her mind, and when she tries to grab it from its cage, the bird flies about the room. In an astounding moment, the shadow of the bird on the wall transforms into that of a giant vampire bat that cloaks the room in darkness. The darkness then shifts to that of Audrey's open, screaming mouth, as the camera pulls back to reveal the little girl gripping the wall, and further pulls back as she continues to scream, with the girl tiny against the tremendous walls of her room)

Little Audrey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''(each one painted a different hue, which then swirl into a kaleidoscope of spinning color. The ride stops, and we see a shiny red cherry, and when the camera pulls back, the cherry is atop a gigantic sundae, surrounded by candy cane fields. We are obviously in some sort of Candyland setting. Audrey is sitting on a chocolate brick road, and the sweet-addicted little piggy wastes no time in chomping hungrily into one of the bricks. Her attention is diverted by the fields about her, with lollipops growing from the ground, and marshmallows hanging in the sky like clouds. Little Audrey begins to pick huge handfuls of lollipops, filling up a sack as she goes, even while grazing the entire time. Her bag gets even bigger as she fills it with Boston Baked Jelly Beans, which she pans from a giant pot, and Licorice Drops that are dropped from a dump truck. She passes by signs that read "I'd Walk A Mile For A Caramel" (whether this is an intentional joking comparison with an equally addictive item, I do not know, but doubt highly), and finally the bag is so big that it completely dwarfs the little girl. Then Audrey reaches her limit. She begins to develop moving red and white stripes on her face like a barber pole and she grows steadily more nauseous. Her tremendous bag of candy shape-shifts into a large, menacing ghost who points accusingly at her and chases her as he sings (in what are probably the same voices that sang the song in the previous demon addiction segment, The Lost Dream), the following swingin' but evil song, accompanied by various denizens of the Candyland)''

The Tummy Ache Blues

Bag Ghost: ♩You've got the Tummy Ache Blues!♩

♩The Tummy Ache Blues!♩

♩The Tummy Ache Blues!♩

♩You've got the Tummy Ache Blues

♩From eating all the candy you did!♩

Flying Black Gumdrops:♩You'll fret right down to your shoes!♩

♩Your woes will all come in bunches of twos!

♩You've got the Tummy Ache Blues!♩

♩You're gonna be the sorriest kid!♩

Chocolate Bar Ghost: ♩You bit off more choc-o-late than you can chew!♩

♩You went and made a big, big pig of little you!♩

All: ♩You've got the Tummy Ache Blues!♩

♩The look on your face is tellin' the news!♩

♩You've got the Tummy Ache Blues♩

♩From eating all the candy you did!♩

♩ From eating all the candy you did!♩

(Through this ordeal, the candy fiends keep chasing her and she struggles to keep her distance from them. After some candy canes with sledge hammers (who were working a chain-gang on a Rock Candy Mountain) go after her...)

...More coming soon...

Act 3: You Are Alive
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Petunia: Audrey, you’re alive.

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Act 1: Happily Ever After:
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