Aqua Girl Action Squad/Transcript

Act 1
(The special starts in a different town with a suburban house while the sun rises. Cuts to Darla, who is doing the dishes and hums a tune in the same room and kitchen from the Aqua Teen House. Then we see Minnie, who is drunkenly walking when she's woke up, and opens a fridge to take something.) (Frieda appears.) (She looks at Frieda, who is crossing her arms.) (Minnie is serving eggs an on the plates when she talked.) (She pushes Minnie to a green reclining chair and then switches the TV on. Darla walks back to the kitchen when her rubber gloves is wet.) (She puts her gloves in the table and goes back to the living room. While Minnie is watching TV, a off-screen male voice is heard.) (Frieda rolls her eyes and sighs.) (Lamont comes in the studio.) (A short clip is showing, but Minnie doesn't feel like it when she turns off the TV.) (Minnie walks to the bathroom and tries to take a poop in a off-screen.) (The title of the special appears, then it cut to the Aqua Girls are walking outside.) (Frieda is playing with her smartphone while she walked with Darla and Minnie.) (She points to a restaurant for her happiness.) (The Aqua Girls are entering the restaurant, and they need to take our orders.) (Few minutes later, the girls are sitting on the table with their meals.) (Minnie quickly eats a burger and a diet cola for her excitement, then she steals a last piece of Darla's fish sandwich.) (She throws with a milkshake to Minnie.) (Darla smacks to Minnie for a argument.) (Darla walks out to the restaurant with a muffin top from her body. Minnie is confused to Darla's size.) (It shows a chubby Darla outside the movie theater to an usher in the box office.) (An usher looks to Darla's student ID, which has a picture of herself and her name.)
 * Minnie: (yawns) Good morning, Darla.
 * Darla: Good morning, Minerva. How's your great sleeping going?
 * Minnie: I feel great, because my dreams are really heavy to keep my brain a lot!
 * Darla: Mmm... that's not what I heard.
 * Frieda (off-screen): Yeah. I know, Ms. Darla Shake.
 * Darla: Huh?
 * Darla: (shocked) Frieda Lucy! What the hell are doing here?
 * Frieda: Well, I saw you and Minnie doing a serious morning breakfast. Plus, I woke up while I'm getting dressed and brushing my teeth.
 * Darla: Hmph. It's a living. Sometimes we just in time for a big competition.
 * Minnie: But, now we need to do something, guys? Like going undercover, helping kids, or be millennials?
 * Darla: (talking to Minnie) Look, we all millennials, and me as a personal neighbor. But, um, I think got a smart deal to my daddy from last year.
 * Minnie: And where's your daddy?
 * Darla: Um... he's on vacation right now, along with my mom. Now just sit down and enjoy your daily television!
 * Darla: (disgusted) Ew, that's gross.
 * TV announcer: Welcome to The Morning A.M. Mayhem! The breakfast program will never be the same! New stories and all kinds of fun!
 * Minnie: (excited) Yay!!!
 * Darla: Now Minnie always loved the daytime shows, she such a cutie pie.
 * TV show host: On the today's show, we have a biggest feelings about the social videos or the outside talk! So let's get to that later.
 * Frieda: I know you're watching a nice daytime talk show, but only the hosting duties are look fucking horrible.
 * Darla: (whispering to Frieda) Don't be such a fool, girl. This show has less more ratings than another show called The World's Biggest Genius.
 * Frieda: Yeah, I remember when I was on the reality TV genius show thingy to win a home gardening kit.
 * Darla: (laughs) You're genius, Frieda!
 * TV show host: We're getting away for the special guest is... Lamont LeNest!
 * Lamont LeNest: Thank you!
 * TV show host: So Lamont, I know you're a star that appear on the classic film Under the Stars.
 * Minnie: I watched that movie before.
 * Lamont LeNest: It's about a man for a quest of the hidden treasures in the lane.
 * TV show host: That's a nice! Let's check a clip.
 * Minnie: (sighs) Well, it's time for my daily sob and dump.
 * Frieda: Are you okay, Minnie? Can you hear me, sweetie?
 * Darla: Uh, Minnie? You okay in there?
 * Minnie (off-screen, voice cracked): N-n-n-no....
 * Minnie: (humming a tune) So, you're my two friends are walking to a normal neighborhood, right?
 * Darla: Yeah, everything is so quiet in here, just three of us.
 * Frieda: To be honest, girls. I notice there's a free ball at the sports store.
 * Darla: Maybe it's sold out, apparently.
 * Minnie: (surprised) OMG!!!
 * Darla: What?!?
 * Minnie: I can eat something!
 * Darla: What the fuck are you pointing at?
 * Minnie: (talking to Darla) Can't you believe, Mistress Shake? It's a pretty fast food restaurant that is home of the burgers, fries, drinks and kids meals! And it's so pretty...
 * Frieda: Come on, Minnie. That's why you love meals during lunchtime or dinnertime.
 * Minnie: Whatever. Let's go!
 * Darla: Hi, can I take a milkshake, some fries and a meatball, with a fish sandwich.
 * Minnie: And can I please get two original burgers with ketchup.
 * Frieda: Plus, give me two diet colas!
 * Cashier: Okay, that'll be two dollars.
 * Frieda: Guess what guys. (clears throat) It's kinda great to go a restaurant for several days ago.
 * Darla: Definitely.
 * Minnie: Just like another restaurant when Meatwad owns it. Anyway, according to the fast food club, I'm a heroine of every eater!
 * Darla: Hey, you ate my last piece!
 * Minnie: Nice try, Darla! (laughs)
 * Darla: Oh, you son of a bitch!
 * Minnie: Ugh, my favorite sweater!
 * Darla: Fuck you, Minnie T. Wade!!! And I'm leaving for a sight, thank you.
 * Minnie: Hmm? Is it me, and why Darla look so... fab?
 * Usher: So, you're here, to get the ID?
 * Darla: Yeah, right here.
 * Usher: Well, Darla Shake. I know you're a great citizen.
 * Darla: Exactly! While I'm a great citizen, I can do anything I want!
 * Usher: Yes. So what's your clothing discount?
 * Darla: Oh you know, white tank top, grey pants and white sneakers, with white baseball cap and yellow rubber gloves... wait, hold up. Have you watched everybody's student cards?
 * Usher: Yep.
 * Darla: Even some names from your notepad?
 * Usher: Of course.
 * Darla: Ha, it's fine to seeing cards for everyone, but seriously. My eyes are currently yellow when I'm drunk as hell. Thanks. (leaves)

Act 2
Coming soon!