Qingxian and Longya try to Separate Figurative Language from Literacy

Mo Qingxian: Oh, my dear Longya, I'm so happy we both are safeguarded by those who really want us as a perfect loving couple~

Longya Yuezheng: Me too, Qingxian, I know international people such as Americans like us this way.

Qingxian: Really? Well, that convinces me that Chinese people aren't the only ones who want us like this. No matter how many times I say I love you, we'll always be together forever.

Longya: I'm feeling the same way. *kisses Qingxian on the lips in about one minute*

(suddenly, a demon of misunderstanding breaches them and uses her to impale him with her still kissing him)

Qingxian: L-Longya, when I said we would be together forever, I don't mean like this! *struggles to get herself out of his abdomen*

Longya: But...*shaky breaths*...who used you... to stab me? *breath heavily shaking*

Qingxian: I don't know! *straining* I'm stuck!

Longya: Hang on, my blossom.... *continues breathing shakily* ...I'll get you out of me. How about... *coughs slightly* ...we'll grab each-other's hands?

Qingxian: This is gonna be gory if you pull me out too slow...

(both straining)

Mickey Mouse: Gosh, what is going on?

Qingxian: Mickey Mouse? Oh, am I so glad to see you this close. You see, Longya is trying to pull me out of his body, but this is going too slow!

Longya (continues straining): I can't get her out that fast! H-how am I going to split us both up?

Mickey: Don't worry, sir, this looks like a job for... *dashes away to change his outfit* ... Dr. Mickey, ready to check you up!

Minnie Mouse: And Nurse Minnie! I've got all the tools to help you two go right. Let's see. *digs out her first aid kit* Hmm.... Oh, I think some pliers will get the yellow and purple lady out.

Qingxian: That's right... *straining lightly* ...I'm Mo Qingxian, the yellow and purple lady. The boy with the black and white hair by halves whom I'm terribly stuck to is Longya Yuezheng. *panting* He's trying to pull me out by grabbing my hands... *exhales* ...but I can't budge!

Minnie: It's all right, Mo, I think this can get you out in a jiffy. *uses her pliers to grab Qingxian's waist*

Longya: M-M-Mickey, what if I die?

Mickey: Calm down, Mr. Longya, you're going to be OK. Now, let me check your heart.

Qingxian: *gasps in panic as she looks around her body* Minnie....

Minnie (straining): Hang in there, I'm doing my best.

Qingxian: ...it's still to slow and I'm getting covered in blood.

Mickey: Hmm... something tells me that his heart is beating too fast because his breathing is not steady.

Longya: Oh, sweet mother of Confucius, I'm about to die!

Offscreen voice of Mikan Tsumiki: Not while I'm here!

Minnie: Huh?

Mickey: Who is that?

Mikan Tsumiki: Mikan Tsumiki, the Ultimate Nurse, to the rescue! I'm going to help you take out the lady you're having a problem with pulling.

Longya: Sh-she's Mo Qingxian, the one I'm in love with. I'm Longya Yuezheng. *coughs lightly* I-I'm getting in peril! You must help me this instant!

Mikan: Why not? Mickey Mouse's checkup is such a little waste of time. *grabs Minnie Mouse who's still using pliers to pull out Qingxian while Mickey clutches Longya's ankle*

Minnie (continues straining): Almost got it...

(Mikan and Minnie grunt as they ultimately pull Qingxian out of Longya's abdomen)

Longya: Wh...wh-wh-what just happened? I am alive?

Mickey: Yep, you sure are.

Qingxian: I'm OK, but-- *gasps in horror* Blood! BLOOD! I'M ALL SMOTHERED IN BLOOD! *screaming in panic*

Longya: Qingxian, I--

Qingxian: THIS IS ABHORRENT! I HAVE TO GO GET MYSELF CLEANED UP! *runs away from everybody else* Thanks, you three!

Minnie (waving): Very happy to help, Mo~

Mikan: ...with the elemental feeling of hope inside me.

Longya: But, Qingxian--

Mickey: Now, Mr. Longya, just stay here. The nurses and I will work out something to make you feel whole.

Longya: I can't let Qingxian get away from me, Mickey, she's my perfect date!

Mickey: Yeah, I know, but she said she's going to clean the blood off of herself, so why don't you just hold still? Getting up in a state like this might make your body feel worse.

Minnie: Mickey's right. Mikan and I have some ointment and bandages to heal your body...

Mikan: ...so be patient to let us clean it first.

Longya (stands up and starts running): Qingxian? Qingxian?! Please, listen to what I'm going to say!

Minnie: Where did he go?

Mikan: I believe he's trying to catch up with Mo Qingxian who was briefly a victim of such a crude prank. Mickey, why don't you get help from some folks of the Great Crossover? Minnie and I will prepare the cleaning supplies.

Mickey: You can count on me, Mikan.

(scene fades to Pooh Bear and Piglet sitting on the logs in Pooh's house by the Hundred Acre Wood)

Winnie the Pooh: What a beautiful day it is, Piglet~

Piglet: Oh, why, yes, Pooh, it sure is, with the blue sky and white puffy clouds-- I love it when all the flowers are everywhere~

Pooh: And this pot of honey makes me feel good, thanks to the bees who also helped the flowers. Not a terrible thing will happen in here like--

Qingxian (running into the Hundred Acre Wood): BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vocaloid coming through!!!!!!!!!

Piglet: Oh, d-d-d-d-dear, what is that?

Pooh: Blood, she says? *looks carefully at a trail of blood* Oh, bother... this is not good.

Longya (starting to catch up): Qingxian!!!!!!! Sorry to disturb your peace, little ones, but have you seen my beloved Mo Qingxian? She is the one who is yellow and purple and I want her to listen to what I'm going to say.

Pooh: I think she went this way...

Piglet: ...l-leaving a t-tr-trail of b-b-b-b-bl-blood past this house.

Longya: Thanks, I hope she can't hide from me. *resumes running* Qingxian, where are you going?!

Mickey: Mr. Longya! Oh, Pooh Bear, Piglet, I'm trying to stop Mr. Yuezheng, but he just started to escape. Can you help me find him?

Pooh: Of course, Mickey, he went the same way she ran.

Piglet: B-b-but that's not all; there's a t-t-trail of blood in the Hundred Acre Wood! I c-c-c-can't bear looking at it!

Mickey: It's OK, I'll stop him quickly. Thanks for the help as well. *resumes dashing*

Pooh: Perhaps a smackeral more can make me feel better. *dips his paw into the honey and proceeds to eat it as he looks away from the trail of blood*

Piglet: I wish someone would clean up the mess I've seen.

(Qingxian screaming as she continues running)

Longya: Qingxian!!!!!!!

Mickey: Mr. Longya, wait!

Gopher (rising out of the ground): What issss that unusual noisssse?

Qingxian (stops running to encounter Gopher): Hey, you! I need you to give me a place to hide. I don't have time to explain because Longya Yuezheng is trying to catch me up in a state like this!

Gopher: I can dig one for you, misssssssssssss, after all, I wasssss born to dig. Here we go~ *starts digging a big hole*

Longya (offscreen): Qingxian, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Qingxian: Hurry up! I can't let him see me like this!

Gopher (finishes digging): Okey-dokey, it'ssssssssssss big enough. Jump in here.

Qingxian: Thanks, might as well give it a try... *jumps into the hole Gopher has completely dug* Let the peach blossoms bloom~!

Longya: Qingxian, come back! I just want to say something to you!

Mickey: All right, Mr. Longya, just settle down.

Voice cast

 * Ming Yue as Mo Qingxian
 * Jie Zhang as Longya Yuezheng
 * Bret Iwan as Mickey Mouse
 * Debi Derryberry as Minnie Mouse
 * Stephanie Sheh as Mikan Tsumiki
 * Jim Cummings as Winnie the Pooh
 * Travis Oates as Piglet
 * Michael Gough as Gopher