Little Audrey: The Movie (1956) (Cinema Snob)

The Cinema Snob: Well, you know what I think of when I hear Little Audrey cartoons? I think not. And happy Zemeckis day!

CS (vo): Yes, the celebrated Robert Zemeckis birthday of…celebration…happens to fall on the same day a Cinema Snob episode airs. I knew this was coming for a long time, so I put a great deal of effort into what movie I was gonna review for this special occasion.

(Cut back to the Cinema Snob.)

CS: Some would seem obvious, like a crappy remakes such as The Witches (2020) and a Disney remake (Pinocchio), but logically, Little Audrey makes the most sense.

(Clips from the film start playing.)

CS (vo): A film that asks many daring questions, like "How many Dennis Days does it take to pick those apples against the trees?" "When did the nice animation of Disney work take over the weirdest Wonderland of storytelling?" And... (camera zooms on the old photo as Ray Milland) ...Is that Don Birnam from "The Lost Weekend"? Well, let's keep this classic cartoons roll of answers away from us any longer!

(Roger Ebert's site appears)

CS (vo): Because Roger Ebert gives it three stars.

CS: And if Ebert gives it three stars, then I shall give it two in a half stars!

CS: But...but I disliked that movie. Hmm...guess I gotta love it now.

(The movie starts with an opening text: "Paramount Presents" is shown)

CS (vo): Oh, that's a good text. Much like Gulliver's Travels, a logo got the same one as "Paramount Presents" appears. And, funny, let's do reveal this movie title is... Little Audrey. (The movie’s title card is shown) And, My God, it doesn't called "The Movie" under the title. (The credits appears roll) But why the hell does that appearing the credits roll into a homage of a Disney movies like (as a Disney movie titles appears as) Alice in Wonderland and Peter Pan? (back to the movie; including the screenwriter, Noel Langley) Still, you got attached the screenwriters of (a poster of...) "The Wizard of Oz"? Well, that's no place like home. So, where did they actually create for Disney animators such as (a posters shot of) Snow White, Pinocchio, Dumbo, Bambi, Melody Time, Alice in Wonderland, and The Black Cauldron? And some forgotten animators in Spanish such as (a poster shot of Garbancito de la Mancha) The Enchanted Sword? Well, that was gone fetish. So, why do you hear that music for--? (an instrumental music appears as Bambi plays as the credits continue to roll) Oh, thank God, that public domain didn't handle a Disney work. (shot of a Mickey Mouse cartoon appears...) The Mad Doctor had enough to do it. (back to the movie; shows "Produced at Paramount Pictures Cartoon Studios" appears of this movie) Damn it, they had a produced it yet, (a shot of There's Good Boos Tonight appears where Casper mourns Ferdie Fox at the end) but Casper didn't have any saddest scene is.

CS: Fucking great. The best animation experience, but the worth experience doesn't.

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