Pokémon the Ride/Transcript

Controller: PWA Flight 1996, you're clear for takeoff.

Ash: 1996? That's us. We can't take off. The captain's not on board.

Pikachu: Pika Pi?

Computer Voice: Auto-take off sequence initiated.

Ash: I think there seems to be a bit of a misunderstanding. I'm not the captain, I'm just a regular Pokémon trainer!

Controller: 1996 clear for departure. Contact takeoff on frequency four-two-niner.

Ash: Wait!

[Pikachu controls the plane using its electric powers]

Pikachu: Pika.

Ash: Come on, you know I'm not old enough to be an aircraft pilot. Just turn us around, Pikachu; before you get us both into trouble. What?! Team Rocket!

James: Halt!

Ash: Don't shoot!

Jesse: Prepare for trouble.

James: Make it double.

Ash: I think this is a total misunderstanding, I'm not the...

Meowth: [a picture of one of the passengers appears on the info screen to the right] We know you have this recruit of Officer Jenny's on board that plane.

Ash: [depending on the gender or age of the undercover officer] I have never seen that man/woman/person before!

James: We want that recruit!

Ash: No Pikachu, Please! Someone could get [Pikachu accelerates the takeoff] HUUUUUURT!!!

[As the plane finally takes off, Ash realizes they've lost Team Rocket]

Ash: Whoh! We've taken off. Alright Pikachu, let's go supersonic. Use thunderhshock, now.

Pikachu: Pika...CHUUUU!!!!

[The plane arrives to the Island of the Giant Pokémon, first introduced in the anime episode of the same name.]

Ash: I have some bad memories about this place...

[As the crew run into a giant Charizard, Venosaur, and Pikachu in a line prepared for revenge, Ash alerts his passengers.]

Ash: Uh oh... giant mechanical pokémon at half past nine! I..in two straight lines! WATCH OUT!!!