Giants Eating Children: The Movie/Trailer transcripts

UK Teaser Trailer


Narrator: In the death of horror in 99 years in the making, when the nightmare are unmasked over 2000 on the nasty criminals together. Since the beginning of time, when the forces, of, evil.

Stevie Rogers: I GOTTA KNOCK YOU DOWN YOU GUYS!!!

Narrator: From the creators of Bad Taste and Meet the Toyland.

Scotty-Doo: Scotty, Scotty Doo!

Narrator: Comes in all-new motion picture event.

Frank Jones: He's after Diane!

Victoria Dinkley: Run, Diane, run!

Diane Blake: Don't worry, I'm running!

Narrator: Ocean Pictures and The Children's Channel Movies.

Stevie Rogers: Like, let's get out of here!

TITLE: GIANTS EATING CHILDREN: THE MOVIE

Narrator: the latest techology to solve that mystery of they all, Giants Eating Children: The Movie.

Sneak: You know what snack? There's something I have to tell you.

Snack: What's this, Snack?

Sneak: Be Cause I got classroom all about this every morning! (they laugh)

TITLE: APRIL 12TH

US Teaser Trailer
(Shows MPAA green screen)

Narrator: In the death of horror in 99 years in the making, when the nightmare are unmasked over 2000 on the nasty criminals together. Since the beginning of time, when the forces, of, evil.

Stevie Rogers: I GOTTA KNOCK YOU DOWN YOU GUYS!!!

Narrator: From the creators of Bad Taste and Meet the Toyland.

Scotty-Doo: Scotty, Scotty Doo!

Narrator: Comes in all-new motion picture event.

Frank Jones: He's after Diane!

Victoria Dinkley: Run, Diane, run!

Diane Blake: Don't worry, I'm running!

Narrator: Ocean Pictures and The Children's Channel Movies.

Stevie Rogers: Like, let's get out of here.

TITLE: GIANTS EATING CHILDREN: THE MOVIE

Narrator: the latest techology to solve that mystery of they all, Giants Eating Children: The Movie.

Sneak: You know what snack? There's something I have to tell you.

Snack: What's this, Snack?

Sneak: Be Cause I got classroom all about this every morning! (they laugh)

TITLE: AUGUST 16TH