The Batverse/Chapter 1

Chapter 1 is the first issue of The Batverse.

Transcript
The Issue begins with Bruce Wayne looking at a photo of him and his parents. He sighs as Alfred comes. He leaves. It then cuts to the Arkham Asylum as the guards notice that the Joker has once more evaded. They go inside and notice an envelope. One of them opens it as it leaks Joker gas. All of the guards then laugh. Outside the Asylum, the Joker and Harley are shown entering a car and heading to their base. He nods.
 * Alfred: Master Bruce, is something wrong with you?
 * Bruce: Just reliving painful memories. Today is the 16th anniversary of the most tragic day in my life.
 * Alfred: You mean your parents' death as I remember. Really sad.
 * Bruce: I know. I need some time to think and to forget about this.
 * Alfred: Of course.
 * Guard #1: The hell?
 * Joker: Genius, I say!
 * Harley: Yes indeed, Mr. J. But I'm afraid that the cops could catch us sooner or later.
 * Joker: The cops don't worry me. The Batman, however, does. If I see that dumbass once more, I swear I'll freak out and probably go on a rampage!
 * Harley: But you do that every time! And you always lose!
 * Joker: This time will be different! Trust me! I'm positive!
 * Harley: Really?
 * Harley: Goodie!