Cool Rap Wars/Scrooge McDuck vs. Ebenezer Scrooge

(shows Cool Rap Wars logo)

Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! Ebenezer Scrooge! Vs! Scrooge McDuck! Battle!

Ebenezer: Ah, I am rapping against a duck? Well this is going to be easy as fuck. I am an industrialist and an investor. You’re a duck who wants to go on adventures. I had the guts to look in Death's face. While you caused your niece to go to space! Oh you are obsessed with a lucky dime? You are more miserable than Christmastime.

Scrooge McDuck: neice go to space that was not my fault. You still have Jacob's ashes stashed behind your vault. You tell the same stories from all of your movies and the fact you were portrayed by a comedic Jim Carrey. You teamed with The Muppets and were portrayed in many parodies as I'm Tougher than the toughies and your stupider than the sharpies. You greed about money and orphans dying. No wonder Elizabeth left you for another good looking guy. And I played your part and was a better Scrooge. Your just the Bill Murray of getting SCREWED!!!