Wanna Be Part Of The Show? (Transcript)

Mat went out of the prompt room and went to the main theatre room to check if everything's going well. He saw Zoe and Raphael being frustrated after the scene Derrick had caused to the other cast members.

Mat: Are you guys alright?

Zoe: It's Derrick, he caused a scene in front of our actors.

Raphael: Yeah, even they were frustrated.

Mat: This is not going to end well, right?

Zoe: Not at all.

Then, Toby went up to his father, also being frustrated. Because he heard that Derrick has been interrupting his friends, Freddie and Tommy who were practising their lines for the song, Ruins.

Toby: Dad, Derrick really caused a scene.

Mat: I know, Zoe and Raphael told me.

Toby: I honestly couldn't stand people like him, I mean he just caused many scenes in the rehearsal.

Zoe: Toby, don't worry. Just focus on your lines while Raphael and I handle this.

Toby: Okay.

Toby went back to his group practising his lines while Matt, Zoe and Raphael decided to work on their stuff. Until Karen came into the theatre looking for the director.

Karen: Where is the director of this show?

Zoe: We're right here, how can we help you?

Karen: Yes. I need to have a word with you.

Zoe and Raphael: (sighs)

Karen: Why is my son telling me... that you 2 threatened to kick him out of the show? Do you not remember who I am? Do you not remember who his family is?

Raphael: Yeah, we do remember.

Karen: My son is the most talented person in this entire cast. My son is this show. My son knows theatre. We've had him in voice lessons for the past 2 years. And you have no right to threaten to kick him out of this show.

Zoe: Okay... well the reason why is because your son has been extremely disruptive. He really hasn't had the best attitude and not to mention that he's-

Karen: Maybe he has a little bit of an attitude... because the directors... are playing favourites. And my son can completely see that. So if my son does have a little bit of an attitude at these rehearsals... maybe you should self reflect on your own show.

Raphael: I hear ya... I hear ya... we gotta start rehearsals... erm... thank you for letting us know... well...

Zoe: You can go now. We have rehearsals.

Karen left and it is time to start rehearsals. Mat saw everything that has happened but decided to ignore it and go to the prompt room. It is time for rehearsals and now Tommy is now reading his script with Freddie with him. While Derrick is trying to sing along.

Song: Let’s Be Friends by Echo  Flower Productions

Freddie: Ugh, seriously? Give it up Frisk! You think I could be friends? With you?

Tommy: Well, I hope we could-

Freddie: Look, okay? #Frisk really, I don’t understand #You want us to be friends somehow #You’re just a human after all #Give me one reason to trust you now #Forget kindness and flattery #Just leave me be! I know you can #Forget about us being friends#

Tommy: #That’s not the person that I am #Chara, why is it that we can’t be friends?#

Derrick: #That’s not the person that I am #Chara, why is it that we can’t be friends?#

Zoe: Why are you singing?

Derrick: What? What??

Raphael: That's not even a part written in the music.

Freddie: #I’m not listening#

Tommy: #Whatever broke your SOUL, I’ll help it to mend#

Freddie: #I can’t hear you!#

Tommy: #We’re stuck together, but I hope you see#

Freddie: #Frisk, just shut up!#

Tommy: #That we can get along down here, you and me#

Freddie: You’re kidding right? You’re more foolish than I thought.

Tommy: Well, we’re on this adventure together. Why can’t we be friends?

Derrick: I'm sorry... I thought there was a chorus part there-

Zoe: This is going to be weird.

Freddie: Adventure? What is this, some sort of game to you?! #This “adventure” that lies ahead #I say “Screw it! Forget that!” #It’s bad enough that I’m not just dead #But tethered to some human brat!#

Tommy: #Chara, why not give it a try? #It won’t kill you#

Freddie: HELLO?!

Tommy: Oh, right. #I know that we both disagree #But please can’t you try to trust me#

Freddie: #Why try to be my friend, it’s all hopeless!#

Tommy: Chara, please?

Freddie: #You can’t change someone who’s awoken soulless!#

Tommy: I can try to!

Freddie: #You’re human, I know that’s one thing that’s true#

Tommy: We’re not all bad

Freddie: #And now I’m forced to pal around here with you#

Tommy: #Chara, just listen, please#

Freddie: #Why should I#

Tommy: #Try to see#

Freddie: #Whatever!#

Tommy: #I’m not bad, you can trust me#

Freddie: That’s what they all say!

Tommy: #There’s bitterness#

Freddie: You just realised that?

Tommy: #In your SOUL #Why can’t you just let it go?#

Freddie: #No I will not let it go!# Ugh! #Each step you take, I’m forced to follow #Please tell me it’s a bad dream #This situation’s hard to swallow #And it just makes me want to scream#

Tommy: #But since you are here guiding me #We can still get along I know #I trust that we can work things out#

Freddie: Frisk, let’s just GO. Ah- what the-? Ugh! This again! Um, hello?!

Tommy: What?

Freddie: We’re stuck together, remember? I can’t help you if you don’t move forward!

Tommy: Oh, right. Sorry.

Freddie: Ugh… I hate this SO freaking much.

Then, Toby came into the theatre after being with his dad in the prompt room.

Toby: Sorry, I'm late, I was with my dad...

Derrick: (laughs) You're so funny.

Toby: Erm... okay.

Derrick: Here come stand by me.

Toby went up to Derrick who is talking to him. He felt weird because he is talking to the guy who groomed many young actresses.

Derrick: So what do you think of the girl who plays Frisk?

Toby: Erm... he's a guy.

Derrick: Whatever.

Toby: He's my friend. We were theatre mates.

Derrick: Okay so I actually have a question that's like, kind of embarrassing... if I were Frisk... do you think we would've already practised the hug scene.

Toby: What? You want me to hug you?

Derrick: No! No...

Toby: What hug scene? I have to hug someone?

Derrick: Yeah, like the hug scene at the end of the show... have you not read the script?

Toby: No, I can't read. I'm dyslexic. I auditioned for this musical because I'm a theatre veteran and I've never performed in any of the theatres my dad works in. But overall, I auditioned for this musical because my dad works here. And I got Asriel.

Derrick: (laughs) You're so funny.

Toby: You know my 2 dads?

Derrick: What are you talking about, is it a joke? Like did you even have a mum?

Toby: Yeah, I did have a mum but my parents died in a car accident when I was 13. So now I'm adopted by the stage manager and the head of tech.

Derrick: Anyways, because you're going to hug Frisk at the end. Would you hug Frisk if it was me?

Toby: Probably not. No, we wouldn't.

Derrick: Oh my god! That's so mean of you! I love how you just joke with me all the time.

Toby: No, I'm just not comfortable hugging men who groomed young actresses.

Derrick: Then how are you comfortable hugging other people?

Toby: Sorry but I'm more comfortable with people I know. Not to mention that I'm gay.

Derrick: You gotta be kidding me.

Toby: No, I'm serious.

Derrick: Okay, but sorry to break it to you but I hate gay people.

Toby: If you don't like gay people or anyone in the LGBT, then you better not be in this show. There might be a lot of them.

After talking to Derrick for a bit, Toby went up to his theatre buddy, Tommy.

Toby: So, you're playing Frisk?

Tommy: Yeah, yeah.

Toby: I'm Asriel.

Tommy: I know.

Toby: Sweet, so we're supposed to run through our music?

Tommy: Yeah, I thought we could run through-

Toby: Can I use your script? I lost mine.

Tommy: Oh! You already lost your script?

Toby: Yeah, I brought it to practise with me and I lost it... it's just gone so...

Tommy: Yeah, you might wanna think about getting a new one cuz you're gonna need it to memorise.

Toby: I'm dyslexic and this is the first time I've done a show in my dad's theatre. I actually auditioned because both of my dads work here but now I'm Asriel so... I could use your script though. But I might be a little slow because of my dyslexia. So maybe I'll try to learn my lines.

Tommy: What about you try to improvise?

Toby: That would be a good idea.

Then, Derrick came out of nowhere.

Derrick: You can use my script if you want. Like we could hang out and you can use my script.

Toby: Erm... I'm good. I'm not into ugh groomers.

Derrick: Whatever. (laughs)

Ranboo: Hey.

Ranboo went up to Toby and Tommy since Derrick left.

Ranboo: Erm... I'm Ranboo and I'm kind of new here.

Toby: Hi Ranboo, I'm Toby. I'm actually a veteran actor. Because my dads have been working in this theatre.

Ranboo: As actors?

Toby: Well, used to but not anymore, one as a stage manager and the other as the head techie. Mat was with Zoe's mum as Chris from Miss Saigon.

Ranboo: That's cool.

Toby: Guys, Freddie and I have to rehearse another song.

Tommy: Oh, right. We'll leave you guys be.

Tommy and Ranboo left the stage and Freddie and Toby start singing. Just before Derrick went back on stage.

Song: Memory by Echo Flower Productions

Toby: #Angel fallen from the sky #I’m here, I heard your cry #Eyes like embers burning bright #I swear you’ll be alright#

Freddie: #Dolorem ipsum docet #I just want to forget #After everything I’ve known #I’m better off alone#

Derrick: I know we're running through the song but you're actually off-

Freddie: No I'm not.

Derrick: You're singing is low and off beat.

Freddie: I'm a baritone. Also, I think if there's something wrong, the director would've stopped me-

Derrick: Well, I'm sorry can you not take criticism?

Freddie: No, I can take criticism-

Toby: #In that world up there above #Were you ever shown love? #You have no need to fear me #I will show you mercy #I’ll stay determined and strong #To help right what went wrong #I see the pain in your eyes #But there is hope and light #Let your bad thoughts disappear #You have no need to fear #No need to run or escape #I promise you’ll be safe#

Freddie: #Distant starlight #Trapped in the light #Here below #Was it you calling?#

Toby: #Down here you can always stay #We 2 will be okay #You can make this place your home #You’ll never be alone#

Freddie: I'm just not going to take it from someone who shows up to rehearsals in a pink bow every single day and constantly sings parts that are not yours-

Derrick: Yeah, I wear this bow because it's called having character. Something you wouldn't know about. I'm trying to help this show become better.

Freddie: Well, you're not making it better.

Derrick: Excuse you, I went to voice lessons-

Freddie: Oh have you? Have you really? I wasn't able to tell.

Zoe: Woah woah woah, Derrick and Freddie, why are we talking in the middle of the song?

Derrick: He's the one who started it. You're attacking me right now. You're literally attacking me for no reason.

Raphael: Is there a problem? (sighs) Derrick, get down here.

Derrick: Me? What? I didn't even start anything-

Zoe: Come here, we need to talk.

Derrick went off stage and is now in front of Zoe and Raphael.

Zoe: Do you really want to be in this show or not? Because we cannot keep doing this.

Derrick: Yes, I want to be in this show but it's just so hard whenever everyone else is so negative all the time.

Raphael: No, no. You're the one being negative.

Derrick: It's not me...

Zoe: We just heard you tell Freddie that he was... singing low.

Derrick: Because he was.

Raphael: He wasn't. If there was an issue, we would've stopped it because Zoe and I are the directors. Not you.

Derrick: (cries) You don't understand because it's like no one cares about this show being good.

Zoe: No, I'm not listening to that.

Derrick: I should've been Frisk.

Raphael: No.

Derrick: Yes I should've, yes I should've and I can't believe that you still can't see that.

Zoe: Okay, no. Get out. Go home.

Derrick: What?

Raphael: I do not need that today. We don't need you today. Nope! You get to go home.

Derrick: No I'm not- I don't need to go home-

Zoe: I'm not gonna put up with that kind of attitude at these rehearsals with my cast. I'm not gonna put up with that. Go home for tonight and reflect on your attitude. Self-reflect on your own attitude. And come back tomorrow with a better one.

Derrick: Fine fine. Okay, if it'd make everyone happy I'll just go home.

After Derrick left the theatre, Zoe and Raphael were finally relieved that he was gone.

Zoe: Can't believe after many tries, he's finally out.

Raphael: Yeah. I hope he doesn't come back.

Zoe: Yeah.

After a while, Karen came back to the theatre with her son.

Karen: Where is the director?

Zoe: We're right here.

Karen: Who do you think that you are to kick my son out of rehearsal?

Raphael: Well, your son-

Karen: Do I seriously need to remind you who we are again?

Zoe: No, we know exactly who you are but-

Karen: My son is better than everyone in this cast. The favouritism you are playing in this show is unbelievable.

Raphael: Okay, no-

Karen: ...Do not interrupt me.

Zoe: No, you don't interrupt us. Your son got kicked from rehearsal because he was throwing a fit over not getting 'Frisk.' And we do not have the time to listen to him cry about not getting a part he wanted. You are lucky that we haven't removed him from the show-

Karen: You got another thing coming if you think you're gonna kick my daughter out of this show... we will sue you.

Raphael: You cannot sue. Zoe and I are the directors and the kids of famous stage actors.

Karen: Oh yes we can and we will.

Zoe: (sighs) Okay, we don't want to deal with that-

Karen: My daughter will be in this show.

Raphael: We don't have time for this. Okay-

Zoe: Okay, I'll tell you what, after this little conversation we've had... your son has one more chance. If his attitude isn't fixed we will remove him from this show. Now exit the theatre. We need to start rehearsal.

Karen: Fine.

Karen left the theatre as Zoe and Raphael are about to start rehearsal. The ensemble started singing and Karl started acting like Sans as Tommy plays along. Alex and Freddie joined in as well.

Song: Turn Around And Shake My Hand by Man On The Internet and Echo Flower Productions

Ensemble: #Stepping out into the darkness #In a world far below #Hold fast your determination #Through the ice and the snow #Someone creeping up behind you #Wonder where did he go? #Hold fast your determination #Is he friend, is he foe?#

Females: #Hold fast your determination #Hold fast your determination #Hold fast your determination#

Males: #Hold fast your determination #Hold fast your determination#

Ensemble: #Through the ice and the snow#

Females: #Hold fast your determination #Hold fast your determination #Hold fast your determination#

Males #Hold fast your determination #Hold fast your determination#

Ensemble: #Is he friend, is he foe?#

Karl: Human. Don't you know how to greet a new pal?

Tommy: Y-Yes…? But plus, who are you?

Karl: Then turn around and shake my hand. Hehehe, the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It's always funny.

Tommy: Oh! Erm... you don't have to act like Sans before rehearsal-

Karl: It's called method acting. You probably haven't heard of it. But anyway. #‘Sup, my name’s Sans #It’s really nice to meet ya pal #I’m supposed to be on watch #For humans now #But you can take a joke #You seem pretty fun #And I’m not quite up to capturing anyone# Now my brother, Papyrus… he’s a human hunting FANATIC.

Tommy: Uhh…

Karl: In fact, I think that’s him over there. Go through the bars, my brother made them too wide to stop anyone, hide behind that conveniently-shaped lamp. 'Sup, bro?

Alex: You know what’s “Sup” brother, it’s been 8 days and you still haven’t recalibrated your puzzles! You just hang around outside your station! What are you even doing?!?

Karl: Staring at this lamp, it’s really cool, do you wanna look?

Alex: No! #Sans there’s no time for any of that #I must be ready to capture #A human who comes around #Undyne will make me #Captain of the royal guard #I’ll be loved and respected by #Everyone around#

Karl: You rhymed “around” with itself.

Alex: #Once I finally capture a human #I’ll get all of the recognition #And love that I desire #Like a hedge cut to look like my head #And the dozens of friends #That I surely will acquire!#

Karl: You seem pretty optimistic, maybe this lamp can give you more, bright ideas.

Alex: Sans!! You are not helping!! You lazybones!!

Karl: Hey, take it easy, I’ve gotten a ton of work today. A skele-ton.

Alex: Sans!!!

Freddie: Are you kidding me? ANOTHER person who makes bad puns?!

Karl: C’mon, you’re smiling.

Alex: I am and I hate it! Your pun interrupted my song! Why does someone so great as me… have to work so hard to get some recognition…

Karl: Wow, sounds like you’re working yourself… down to the bone.

Alex: Brother! Stop acting like making bad puns is your job!

Karl: “tibia” honest, it might as well be.

Alex: Sans!

Freddie: I swear, Frisk, I am going to hit something!

Tommy: But you’re a ghost.

Freddie: I-shut up!

Alex: Ugh… I must get back to work! And as for your work… put a little more, “backbone” into it!!!! NYEHEHEHEHEHE HE!!!! HEH!

Karl: Ok, you can come out now.

Tommy: Thanks.

Karl: You oughta get going. He might come back. And if he does… you’ll have to sit through more of my hilarious jokes.

Tommy: I wouldn’t mind that, your jokes were “humerous”!

Freddie: FRISK!

Karl: (laughs)

Tommy: But you’re right, I should be going before he gets back.

Karl: Actually, hey… hate to bother ya, but can you do me a favour? I was thinking… my brother’s been kind of down lately… He’s never seen a human before. And seeing you just might make his day.

Tommy: But, he said he wanted to capture me…

Karl: Don’t worry, he’s not dangerous. Even if he tries to be. See ya around.

Freddie: Finally! Let’s get out of here! And please, NO MORE PUNS, alright?!

Tommy: #Now, as along this path I tread #Should I feel comfort or dread #Like the surface warned me of? #Though, the snow helps me feel at peace #Does everything here deceive #Like Flowey before had done? #Still, to me Toriel was kind #There I could have stayed behind #Though I know I have to go on…#

Ensemble: #Go through the forest’s ice and snow #Following the snowy trail #Hold to the truths that you know #Go on through and stay determined #As you travel through the snow#

Tommy: #I’ll go through and stay determined#

Ensemble: #You’ll be fine going this way#

Tommy: #Everything will be okay… #It’s okay…# Okay we can- we can stop now-

Alex: Okay okay. Sorry, we were just warming up-

Tommy: Okay well anyways, did you see what just happened?

Karl: Oh with the groomer over there?

Alex: Groomer? More like creepy homophobic pedophile?

Karl: Oh right.

Tommy: Yeah.

Alex: We saw.

Tommy: Oh my goodness, I feel so bad for our directors-

Freddie: I don't know why he isn't kicked out yet-

Tommy: And the fact that the pedophile is the donor's son.

Karl: That's her son?

Tommy: Yeah. I really don't like him, he is so full of herself.

Derrick: What are you guys talking about?

Derrick went up to Tommy, Freddie, Karl and Alex who were talking to each other.

Freddie: None of your concern.

Derrick: No, like what's going on? Did something happen?

Tommy: Nothing important-

Derrick: Are you talking about who I think you're talking about? That one girl in the chorus?

Alex: I remember that there aren't many girls in the chorus.

Karl: Wait, really?

Alex: Yeah.

Tommy: Wait, there aren't many girls in the ensemble? Not cool.

Derrick: Anyways, she sings so loud. Oh my god, she's so annoying.

Karl: Yeah, we weren't talking about her. (sighs) Anyways Tommy.

Tommy: Yeah.

Karl: Did you know that there was like a dinner scene in the show? Did you know that we're going to have to like gace a date?

Tommy: Yeah, yeah I know.

Karl: Do you wanna practise it?

Tommy: Erm...

Karl: Cuz I just wanna practise it-

Tommy: Well, if you want to. I don't think that's something we have to practise a lot.

Karl: Are you sure?

Tommy: Yeah, I don't think that needs a lot of practise.

Karl: Oh... yeah...

Derrick: You can practise it with me if you want to. I'll like totally practise the dinner with you... if you want...

Tommy: Shoot.

Alex: Darn it.

Tommy: Why don't you practise it with him?

Karl: Nope, I'm good.

Derrick: (laughs) You're so funny.

Tommy: Let's try it

Song: It’s Raining Somewhere by Man On The Internet and Ateotu

Karl: #Here we are #We've come so far #All alone #You still want home #I know that feel #But let's be real #See what you have? #Good food, good drinks, good friends, bad laughs, so #I know you're driven #But look what you've been given #Is what you have to do #Really worth all this to you? #You're not alone #You've got this ol' bag of bones #To help you through #Show you what to do #I'm rootin' for ya, kid #Always will, and always did...#

Tommy: So, do you have any stories to tell me?

Karl: Well, I dunno what to tell you.

Tommy: #Don’t you know that you could tell me anything #And I would tell not another SOUL #In the end, when the laughter’s gone #I think we both feel quite alone#

Karl: #I can tell by the way that you speak to me #That there is so much that you might know #Even so, it won’t fill the emptiness #That chills you to the bone#

Tommy: #Now and then, when you can find the company #Somehow it’s always behind locked doors #Making promises you don’t want #Because you’ve made them once before#

Both: #Don’t you feel like a mess sometimes? #I hope you know that it’s okay #Searching endlessly for your distraction #Just to make through the day#

Tommy: #You don’t have to have anything #Sorted out right now#

Karl: #Just take your time #And thought #It was raining somewhere#

Tommy: #Don’t you know that you could tell me anything #And I would tell not another SOUL#

Karl: #Go ahead, you can make your threats at me #But one day, I will be gone#

Tommy: #Quietly, you can make your confessions #Through the spring of truth as you speak in jest#

Karl: #I can hold it within your heart #Till I am finally laid to rest#

It is soon rehearsals time and all the actors must run through various scenes. Only the ones with the ensemble. Zoe and Raphael have to step out for a bit.

Zoe: We're going to step out for a few seconds, so all of you must run the scenes. Only the ones with the chorus.

Raphael: So the songs you have to rehearse are Once Upon A Time, Ruins, Turn Around and Shake My Hand, Snowdin Town, Waterfall, Spear of Justice, Let's Dating Fight, CORE, Mettaton Medley, Death by Glamour, For the Fans, Undertale and Asgore.

Ranboo: Wow, that's a lot of songs.

Toby: I don't think you'll have to sing a lot.

Zoe: Have fun guys. And Derrick, don't mess up everything.

Derrick: Fine.

Raphael and Zoe left the the entire cast started rehearsing.

Tommy: Okay, remember which songs you have to go through.

Dream: Why am I not singing in this?

Nick: I think you might need a break for now. You'll rehearse your part soon.

While the directors are gone, Mat is now is charge to see if rehearsals are going great. But by the 2 directors' orders, he has to get out of the prompt room and look through the rehearsals.

Mat: So the directors told me to look after you guys to see how you're doing and stuff. Zoe and Raphael told me that you have to only rehearse the songs with the ensemble, is that true?

Toby: Yup.

Dream: What about the part where I become a giant plant monster or something?

Mat: We'll see about that. Now, you guys show me what you got.

Karl: I have a question, do we need our scripts?

Mat: Yes. But when it's tech week, we don't need them.

Karl: Okay.

Mat: Now, let's start with the first song, Once Upon A Time.

Song: Once Upon A Time by Echo Flower Productions and Man On The Internet

Freddie: #Listen now #Hear the tale #The truth from legend will unveil #Come along #For this trail #And you’ll hear #The Undertale# Greetings, I am Chara. And I have a story to share with you. A story of humans, and monsters

Ensemble: #Long ago, men and beasts #Ruled the earth and had their feasts #Then one day, came a war #Blood was spilled as ne'er before #No monster will know love #No monster belongs in the world above #Seal them underground #Let this barrier surround them#

Freddie: The monsters were sealed beneath Mt. Ebott, with only a human SOUL, able to pass through the barrier. And on the surface, legends went that those who climb the mountain, never returns.

Ensemble: #Many years, many tears #We live on despite our fears #There's no chance we could have won #Now we'll never see the sun... #Stones instead of stars above #We've lost hopes and dreams and love #Angels cry, from on high #Will they free us or will we die? #No new friends come around #That's our life here underground #While on high, sits our king #Listen, you might hear him sing#

Phil: #So much blood, so much pain #Just to see the sun again... #One day soon, freedom shall ring #So proclaims the mountain king...#

Ensemble: #Now the years have flown by #A child climbs up high #Will they return from the mountain #Or will they surely die? #The tale of the underground #Tonight we sing #A tale of fallen children #And mountain kings#

Ensemble 1: #Sit down, children #Do not quail #Hopes and dreams will sure prevail #If you climb #Along this trail #You will hear the Undertale#

Ensemble 2: #Fall #En #Child #And #Moun #Tain #King#

Ensemble: #Sit down, children #Do not quail #Hopes and dreams will sure prevail #If you climb #Along this trail #You will hear the Undertale#

Mat: Wow, chills.

Derrick: You actually messed up the line, it's-

Nick: No, it's right.

Derrick: Yes you did. Yes you did because I am fully memorised and you are not-

George: Erm... well I have a script right in front of me. I think I can read-

Derrick: Well, you're obviously not reading it right-

Darryl: No, we said the right line. I'm looking at it right now-

Derrick: It's wrong.

Toby: Woah. Annika, you can't remind us that we're reading it wrong. Unless you're the director. But they're on break so... unless you're my dad.

Grayson: Yeah, Toby's right.

Derrick: The stage manager?

Toby: And the head of tech.

Derrick: So he's both.

Toby: No, my biological parents got themselves killed when I was 13 and Mat and Ben took me in. You better heard of gay parenting.

Derrick: (laughs)

Zak: Wow, she's homophobic.

Darryl: Yeah.

Mat: You gotta learn that 3 of our actors are dyslexic so you shouldn't give them pressure when it comes to misreading stuff.

Annika: Really, who? Is it your son?

Mat: My son, Eret and Billzo.

Eret: That's right.

Bill: Yeah.

Mat: Now, everyone continue rehearsing. I really need to tell Zoe and Raphael about this.