WikiViews/Marvel Studios’ Daredevil

(shows WikiViews logo as it cuts to Charlie Cox calling the MCU)

Charlie: Feige hey thanks for bringing Daredevil back in the MCU for Spidey 3. Hey if possible can you give him a film or another season and if so can i reprise the role

Kevin: Fuck no. You're not kid friendly.

Charlie: What? wdym I'm not kid friendly. Welp tell Netflix they were the ones who canclled it

Kevin: You think Netflix canceled your show? No! It was Disney! Because you and the other shows in Netflix dealt with serious themes! Themes that kids won't understand. So we thought of a way to make Daredevil more kid friendly.

Charlie: oh god don't tell me your gonna go the schumacher route and cast someone like Jim Carrey as Bullseye

Kevin: No. Tom Cruise is Daredevil. And he would be a businessman. And he wouldn't be blind. And he'd be best friends with Iron Man.

Charlie: Oh god thats terrible ok who did you have in mind for bullseye

Kevin: Who the hell is Bullseye?

Charlie: Do you even have a villain?

Kevin: Vin Diesel.