Friendship (2019)/Transcript

Transcript Movie Clip 1
Mr Frown: Question. You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?

Puppycorn: Seven. A.M. case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I got to kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy, no later than 4:30

Mr Frown: you’re ready.

Puppycorn: Really?

Mr Frown: No. Everything you just said was insane, and we are out of time. Congratulations. You’re a failure.

Puppycorn: Oh.. I failed, did I?

Mr Frown: Yes

Puppycorn: Did I?

Mr Frown: Yes

Puppycorn: Did I?

Mr Frown: Puppycorn, Where is this going?

Puppycorn: Where it’s going is I don’t need you. I’ll put this date on myself!

Mr Frown: yourself?

Puppycorn: That’s right, Frown, myself! So why don’t you take your little failure, roll it up sideways and-!

* Puppycorn sees the clock at 10:35 PM*

Puppycorn: Okay, crap, I got to go.. screw you though

Transcript Movie Clip 2
Mr Frown: Seduce me

Puppycorn: you?

Mr Frown: Seduce me..

Puppycorn: What, Frown? I ain’t gonna-!

Mr Frown: SEDUCE ME!!

Puppycorn: Right! Right, okay.. Hey there, good lookin’. I got a bucket of chicken.

* Mr Frown snaps Puppycorn*

Mr Frown: I’m not one of your friend chicken tramps! I’m a woman. I like my men dangerous. Mysterious. You want to be my lover?! Earn it. Seduce me!