Shift Critter Reads the TV News

Shift Critter: Today’s the day!

Uglydolls: Oy! You stole our song title!

Shift critter: I don't care

Announcer: 44 Cats, coming to Nickelodeon May 25!

Shift Critter: That Show is Going to Suck cause it will give me bad memories about Catscratch! Winx Club is Way Better! Announcer: T.O.T.S, Coming to Disney Junior June 14!

Shift Critter: This Show is Gonna Suck because It will rip off Top Wing, which is way better than this!

The cadets: Hey! We don't even deliver babies.

Jenna: Shift critter please don't you stupid.

Announcer: Rainbow Butterfly Unicorn Kitty! Coming to Children’s Hucknall Television June 17!

Shift Critter: Yes! Finally! Another Only Good Children’s Hucknall Television Show I like!

Linny: Why the heck are you excited for RBUK?

Shift Critter: Cause it’s way better than Unikitty and Paintbrush Zebra Ladybug Kitty!

RBUK cat: Thanks sweetheart!

Announcer: Pets Not Meant for the World! Coming to Children’s Hucknall Television in July!

Shift Critter: That show is going to suck because It’s even worse than Uglydolls and Whisker Haven Tales with the Palace Pets!

Uglydolls and palace pets: HEY!