The Super Mario Bros. Movie/Trailer transcripts

These are the transcripts for The Super Mario Bros. Movie trailers.

Teaser Trailer
''Bowser's airship flies towards an ice palace, crushing a tower. It drops spiked anchors and lowers itself to the ground. Magikoopa uses his magic to appear.''

[Magikoopa] Behold, the King of the Koopas!

''Magikoopa and the Koopa soldiers all stand at attention. A door opens and Bowser walks out.''

[Bowser] Open the gates!

The castle gates open to reveal an army of penguins and the Penguin King.

[Penguin King] Attack!

''The penguins yell and throw snowballs at Bowser, who simply stands with a look of disapproval. The Penguin King raises his fist and the penguin army stops.''

[Penguin King] That is but a taste of our fury. Do you yield?

The penguin soldiers pose, ready to bombard Bowser with more snowballs.

[Bowser] (laughs) I do not.

''Magikoopa uses his magic to send the penguins flying in all directions. Koopa soldiers prepare to attack the penguin soldiers with spears. Bowser breathes fire at the castle, destroying it completely. Cut to Bowser against a dark background, with a Super Star in front of him.''

[Bowser] I finally found it. Now who's gonna stop me?

''Cut to black. The iconic first six notes of the World 1-1 theme plays. Mario screams as he is shot out of a Warp Pipe into a mushroom forest. He bounces off a few mushrooms before falling onto the ground. Mario gets up and looks around at the mushroom forest.''

[Mario] What is this place?

''He reaches for a blue mushroom before Toad jumps out from behind the mushroom and scares him. Mario stumbles backwards.''

[Toad] Do not touch that mushroom! You'll die! Oh, I'm sorry. That one's perfectly fine.

Cut to Toad standing in front of Mario and running ahead.

[Toad] Come on, Mario!

''Mario stands with a puzzled look before walking towards Toad. Cut to the two of them bouncing towards the Mushroom Kingdom on tall, flat mushrooms.''

[Mario] Mushroom Kingdom, here we come!

''Cut to the title. A list of cast members appears on screen. Cut to Luigi, who is screaming and running from a group of Dry Bones. He runs behind a door and attempts to keep them out. Cut to a screen that shows the release date. The trailer ends.''