Cool Rap Wars/Roald Dahl vs. Doctor Seuss

Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! Roald Dahl! Vs! Doctor Seuss! Battle!

Roald: It's me the man who created everyone's childhood. Against the man who dead yet still is getting cancelled. I rap hot flow while you can't even talk. So beating you in a rap battle would be a cakewalk. You make political commentaries disguised as books for kids. There's a reason me and Disney canned the Gremlins. If you're any of my famous characters, you're Mr. Twit! Because I kicked you, I should call you Doctor Bucket.