The Trial of Conner VS Isiah!/Transcript

Transcript
(NETFLIX 2019-present logo)

(Intro plays)

Sagu: (eats bird) (burps)

A NETFLIX SERIES

Sagu: (sniffs)

Gracee: (shrieks)

Conner: Go, go, go, go, go!

Gracee: Ah!

RV: (Explodes)

The Conner Show!

Conner: See, everything worked out. (head becomes the title’s second O) (Laughs)

Gracee: Aw, I wanna be a le...

Isiah: (rips intro) Forget this garbage!

The Conner Show: ISIAH'S LAWSUIT

Created by Conner Hawkins

Isiah: Mwahahahahahahaaaaa!!!

The Trial of Conner VS Isiah!

Gavel: (makes hit sound)

Written by Conner Hawkins

Directed by Isiah Hamm

(The episode begins with the video showing the outside of the court, the Isiahs' Friends Characters, The Non-Isiahs' Friends (Conners' Friends) Characters, Isiah, Conner, Alexis,-

Shy Guy: Can we go home now... (shy guy we were having an intense scene here goshdarnit)

(Kirby slams the Gavel)

Kirby: The trial of Conner vs Isiah is about to begin!

Kirby: To catch everyone up...

Kirby: Netflix has signed this DMCA stating that...

Kirby: ...all non-Isiahs' Friends IP should be removed from Netflix.

Kirby: However...

Kirby: The defense has provided this Parody Contract stating that...

Kirby: ...Conner and his friends are NOT in fact infringing on copyright

(Conner is very nervous)

Kirby: Now with everyone caught up.

Kirby: Let the case...

Kirby: BEGIN! (Slams Gavel again)

Alexis: I'd like to start off my case with exhibit A.

Alexis: Shy Guy.

Shy Guy: ...

Alexis: This Shy Guy is clearly a different Shy Guy from the one Isiah talks about-

[OBJECTION!]

Isiah: He's still Shy Guy though

Isiah: Look at this red robe and white mask!

[OBJECTION!]

Alexis: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!

[OBJECTION!]

Isiah: NO U!

[OBJECTION!]

Alexis: DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU!

[OBJECTION!]

Isiah: BRING IT ON LITTLE GIRL!

[OBJECTION!]

Alexis: LITTLE GIRL!?

Alexis: 'THATS IT! YOU'RE GOING DOWN ISIAH!'

Isiah: YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!?!

(Alexis and Isiah start fighting) (and this kids is how defending in court works 👍)

Kirby: ORDER! ORDER! ORDER!

(Kirby slams the Gavel repeatedly)

Shy Guy: Hehe... court is fun.

Conner: .....

Conner: (Sigh)

(Conner walks to Kirby and whispers something)

Kirby: Oh... I like that.

(Kirby inhales Alexis and Isiah)

(...he then separates Alexis and Isiah)

Kirby: Ok. New plan for the court.

Kirby: We will settle this...

Kirby: ...WITH A WAR!!!

Kirby: A war of... (oh boy)

Kirby: ...PESKY IDIOTS!!!

Alexis and Isiah: WHAAAAAT?!?!

Alexis: But.. but...

Isiah: That has nothing to do with Law!

Kirby: My decision is final!

Kirby: Now be prepared for some challenges!!

Dream: I want to be on your side Conner!!

Tony: Yeah! We want you guys to stay!

Alexander: Yeah!

Isiah: Where do you think you're going?

Isiah: You belong on my side!

Alexander, Tony, and Dream: Ban Conner. Ban Conner.

Isiah: That goes for you too!

(Shy Guy begins levitating)

Shy Guy: Goshdarnit.

(Shy Guy goes to Isiah's side)

Roxanne: Dad. Help me I'm scared

Conner: C'mon guys. This is the best chance we have of winning this trial.

Conner: So lets give it our all!

Janelyz: Yeah!!!

Gracee: We got this!

Aubrey: LET'S DO IT!

Ethan: WE'LL KICK THEIR BUTTS!!!

Kirby: Ok WIthout further ado...

Kirby: LETS...

Kirby: ...BEGIN!!!! (WOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

3 2 1 GO!

Conner VS Shy Guy: Who can grow the largest face?
(Conner is in a laboratory)

(He pours some liquids into a cylinder)

(Conner proudly holds it)

(Conner drinks it without context)

(Conner's face starts growing)

Conner: (Gasp)

Conner Thinking his face is large: Hahahahahahaha!!

(An ominous shadow approaches him)

(Conner is shocked as he looks at what is behind him)

Shy Guy: I'ma bet you can't do this!

(Shy Guy's face grows larger and larger)

Conner: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

(His face causes world destruction and attempts world dominance)

Bandit: OH CRUD-

Koopa: I'm in danger! :D

(Dark Tony and Nolan watch Shy Guy's face take over the world)

Dark Tony: I'm out.

(Dark Tony disconnects)

Nolan: WHHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!??!?!

Shy Guy: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

(Shy Guy's face takes over the world. Literally)

Shy Guy: You don't. Crud. With Shy Guy.

Gracee VS Pete: Who can survive Alexander's life story the longest without cringing?
Alexander: So, you wanna know this epic talenter's backstory?

(Alexander takes off his shades)

Alexander: Lemme give you the rundown.

(Alexander goes to Pete)

Alexander: It all started when I got my talent.

Pete: OH NO ME HEART STOPPED (Random Babbling) I'M DYING. (More random babbling)-

(Pete gets deleted from existence)

Alexander: Welp.

Alexander: Guess it's just you and me, Gracee.

[278 Hours Later]

Alexander: THEN I SLAPPED THAT BOOTIE SO HARD IT EXPLODED

Alexander: And that's how I got my talent!

Alexander: Yo, thanks for listening to my story, Gracee!

Alexander: You're a real one. (Pets Gracee)

(Alexander walks out of the room)

(Gracee was sleeping this whole time but she had fake eyes on so she could pretend she was awake)

(Gracee's head falls onto her table)

Gracee: I'm awake, I'm awake.