Avengers vs. the Ultra Legion/Transcript

theirgers' universe: It is a normal day in New York City while the Avengers were playing poker at the living room in Avengers Tower)

Iron Man: Ok, I think I got this. (Iron Man lays out 4 cards) 4 aces. Ha!

Hulk: Oh darn.

Captain America: Goldfish.

Black Widow: (Black Widow lays out 3 cards) 3 aces.

Hawkeye: (Hawkeye lays put 7 cards)

Falcon: Oh come on, 7 aces?

Thor: Hawkeye always wins.

Hawkeye: Yes! In your faces!

Iron Man: Show off.

Captain America: It doesn't matter who wins or loses. All it matter is that it's just a game.

Falcon: That's right. Where's Ant-Man?

Black Widow: He's at the S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy, teaching Spidey and his friends and beside, he wouldn't play this game.

Hulk: Sometimes, I hate this gam---

(Hulk disappears in a flash)

Falcon: What the?

Captain America: What happen to him?

Iron Man: He must have dissappeared in a fla-

(Iron Man disappears in a flash)

Falcon: Hey what's going o-

(The rest of the Avengers disappear in a flash)

(Gammas' universe: Meanwhile at a construction sight in Tokyo, Angross burst out from the ground as he prepares to attack the city when Starman, Starwoman, Samantha, Toby, Vanessa, Katie, and Vicky shows up to the scene)

Starman: Angross is alive?

Starwoman: I thought Godzilla and Gomora killed him.

Samantha: Maybe an alien revived him?

Toby: So what's the plan dad? Do you want Samantha to use her Earth powers to throws rocks after Vicky to blind his eyes while you and mom get him from the sides and let Katie zap Angross into a state of unconcious? Is that your plan dad?

(Toby's plan left everyone surprised)

Starman: Uh, yes.

Katie: Let go guys.

(The kids runs off to fight Angross)

Starwoman: Is it me or has Toby become smarter than you?

Starman: Uh, let go help the kids.

(Starman and Starwoman fly off, Vicky blinds Angross with a flash of light from the palm of her hands, then Samantha throws rocks at him, then Starman and Starwoman punch him in the face a couple of times, and finally, Katie uses her electricity powers to electrocute the monster as he screams in agony and falls to the ground on his back.)

Katie: Yeah, I did it! I defeated the monster!

Vanessa: You?

Katie: I met all of us!

Toby: To think she would take all the credit!

Samantha: Yeah, how did you come up with that pl---

(Samantha disappears in a flash)

Toby: Samantha?!

Starwoman: What happened to her, she disa---

(Starwoman disappears too)

Starman: Natasha!

(Starman and the others disappear too)

(Later in some alternate dimension, both the Avengers and the Gammas showed up in a battle arena)

Captain America: Where are we and what going on?

Starman: Something tells me we're not in Tokyo anymore.

Alien Shamer: Greetings Avengers and Gammas, welcome to my heroes vs heroes tournament!

Toby: Do we have to fight those guys?

Alien Shamer: Yes.

Toby: Really?

Alien Shamer: Yes.

Toby: Why?

Alien Shamer: Because I want to see two superhero teams from different world fight.

Toby: Why?

(Alien Shamer gets annoyed)

Alien Shamer: Because it's fun to watch!

Toby: You mean fun to watch or that you can't find anything else to do?

(Alien Shamer gets really annoyed)

Alien Shamer: Nevermore! Anyway, if none of you participate in these games, I will launch an army of monsters to both worlds.

Captain America: You wouldn't dare send an army of monsters to our world?!

Starman: Trust me, you don't know the kinds of monsters we fight in our world. By the way, who are you?

Captain Amercia: I'm Ca--

Alien Shamer: I'll do the introduction sir!

(Alien Shamer brings out a holographic projector device that shows footage of the Avengers)

Alien Shamer: In their universe, their are called the Avengers, Earth Mightiest Heroes. Captain America, the super soldier! The Invincible Iron Man! The mighty god of thunder, Thor! The Incredible Hulk! Hawkeye, the archer! Black Widow, the super spy! Falcon, the newbie Avenger!

Falcon: Hey!

Alien Shamer: Now Avengers, time to introduce to you, the Gammas!

(Alien Shamer shows footage of the Gammas)

Alien Shamer: Starman, Starwoman, Samantha, Toby, Vanessa, Katie, and Vicky. Although, the other members couldn't be here because we needed seven of each team to be here.

Falcon: So are you guys mutants?

Toby: No.

Captain America: Aliens?

Vicky: No, we're not aliens and don't even think about asking if we are androids.

Starman: We called Super Humans.

Iron Man: Super Humans?

Black Widow: How did you get your powers?

Starwoman: We were born with a generic composition in our DNA, passed down from parent to child. This started because our parents were doing experiments which is how we have our powers

Thor: How strong are you guys?

Starman: Well that depends, you should see how strong my youngest son is.

Hulk: What kind of monsters are in your world?

Toby: Usually monsters born from nuclear bomb testings, monsters from the prehistoric times, monsters created by mad scientists, monsters from other planets, monsters from other dimensions.

Starman: Toby, I think they get it.

Toby: Get what dad?

Starwoman: You just told them.

Toby: Told them what?

Samantha: Really?

Toby: Huh?

Captain America: Are all of them your kids?

Starman: Samantha, Toby, Mindy, and Bobby are, Vanessa, Katie, and Vicky are my sister's daughters. Do you guys have children?

Iron Man: No.

Alien Shamer: Let the games begin! First round of this tournament is Hulk vs Starman!

Starman: Me against the green guy, this should be fun.

Hulk: Finally, something exciting!

Starman: If you're the strongest member of your team, then you should know that I'm the strongest father in my world.

Alien Shamer: Oh really?

(Alien Shamer shows footage of Starwoman beating Starman during training and after it was finished, Starman was speechless as everyone stared at him)

Starman: Well uh, you see, I just let her defeat me so I can think of a strategy.

(Clearly, they were all snickering a bit)

Starman: Can we just start the fight now?

Alien Shamer: Oh right, now fight!

(Starman and Hulk began to fight)

Hulk: Hulk gonna bring you down.

Starman: Not if I bring you down first!

(Starman flies off towards Hulk and attempts to punch him, but Hulk manage to grab his fist, then throws him across the floor as Starman gets back up and proceeds to fight Hulk again)

Toby: Woah, the big green guy threw dad across the floor like Pikachu taken down a Raichu.

Falcon: What's a Pikachu?

Hawkeye: And what's a Raichu?

Vicky: Wait. you don't know what Pokémon is?

Iron Man: What's Pokémon?

Katie: A video game and anime franchise about creatures with amazing powers.

(Meanwhile, Starman and Hulk continue to battle against each other, however, Starman manages to be Hulk and wins. Starwoman and the others cheered as Hulk gets back up)

Hulk: Well I have to admit it, that was a good fight.

Starman: Agree, let's shake on it.

(Starman and Hulk shake hands as Starman reunites with his family with Starwoman gives him a kiss)

Starwoman: You did great Chad.

Samantha: That was awesome dad!

Starman: Thanks, the green guy has got to be the Godzilla of their world.

Toby: Except that he's not a gigantic radioactive dinosaur mutated by nuclear energy which started because of nuclear testing in the South Pacific during the 1950's.

Vicky: I wonder when the next challenge will start?

Alien Shamer: I'm glad you asked. Round 2 is Thor vs Vicky.

(Vicky and Thor enter the arena as they get surrounded by a pack of humanoid robots)

Thor: Odin's bread! Robots! Finally, a worthy challenge to test out my strength.

Vicky: Fighting robots is way better than taken down giant prehistoric dragonflies, aliens, and subterranean people who want to takeover the surface world.

Thor: That's sound fun!

Vicky: Indeed.

Alien Shamer: Okay, so you two will try to smash as many robots as possible and I'll keep score. Now smash some robots!

(Thor files towards several robots and then destroys them with his hammer)

Alien Shamer: 20 points.

Falcon: Go Thor!

(Falcon pulls out his phone and takes a picture)

(Vicky then flies in mid-air)

Starwoman: How is Vicky going to take down all of those robots?

Starman: Only one thing, a construct.

(Vicky creates a energy light disc at some of the robots and throws it at some robots)

Alien Shamer: 30 points.

Starman: 30 points? That a new record.

Iron Man: Was that an energy disc?

(Thor destroys some more robots)

Alien Shamer: 50 points.