Adventure Time: The Movie (Animated Film)/Transcript

This is the transcript for Adventure Time: The Movie (Animated Film).

Opening
(The Movie starts in "The Future" we see the Fire Kingdom)

Future Flame Princess: The Fire Kingdom is peaceful.

Future Cinnamon Bun: It sure is.

(They see some tree like creatures enter the kindgom)

Future Cinnamon Bun: What are those things?

Future Flame Princess: I have no idea.

(They start to future the queen and the knight, but the future versions of Jake, Princess Bubblegum, BMO, Marceline, and Lady Rainicorn dropped by and starts firing the enemies)

Future Jake: Protect the Flame Princess!

Future Princess Bubblegum: Yes sir!

(They continue to fight of the the troops, but then a voice came out)

Future Finn: Seize, fire!

(Future Finn appears, with a robotic left arm)

Future Finn: Jake, PB, Marceline, Lady, FP, and CB, you're outnumbered! Dude, you totally stop this blood shed! Give up!

Future BMO: Hey Finn! How's the hand holding ya?!

(He gets angry, then a warp hole and came out is the future version of Maja the Sky Witch)

Maja the Sky Witch: Ha! Ha! Ha! You might want to listen to your little friend here. While you're still alive.

Future Princess Bubblegum: Don't do this, Maja!

Future Marceline: Yeah! You need to chill out! Forget all about this taking over Ooo business!

Maja the Sky Witch: "Chill out!?" Oh I think I was pretty chilled out, When you and Bubblegum break into my house and ruined my plans! But I guess I should thank you for making Finn the Human my apprentice.

Future Flame Princess: What are you talking about?!

Maja the Sky Witch: Bubblebum banished Finn from the Candy Kingdom.

Future Cinnamon Bun: What?

Future Marceline: Liar!

Maja the Sky Witch: Oh! I'm the lair? HA! That's a good one isn't that a good one, Finn?

Future Finn: Yeah, hilarious. (To Marceline) I know what you did Marceline, and I'll never forgive you!

Future Marceline: (gasps)

(flashback starts)

Finn: I don't understand, Marceline. I tried everything. I guess she just doesn't like me. [Marceline puts a finger to his lips.]

Marceline: Shhh. Come on, Finn, a brainlord like Bonnie? You'll be bored with her in a week! And anyway I, for one, think you're pretty great. [Kisses Finn on the cheek.] Sorry it didn't work out the way you wanted. See you later, I guess! [Flies away.]

(flashback ends)

Future Flame Princess: Marceline!

Future Marceline: It was a long time ago! I was only trying to-

Future Flame Princess: I don't need you to tell me what you try to do, if we get out of here, can you and Jake fix it? Marceline, fix this. That's an order.

Future Marceline: No, Flame Princess!

Future Flame Princess: ARG!!! This ones for Father! And BMO! And Bubblegum! And Lady!



Future Marceline: Stupid, stupid!!

(They went inside the ship and then they takes off, as a blue ship goes after them. Now cut to Future Jake and Marceline's ship, The future version of Jake and Marceline is preparing for time travel)

Computer voice: Time circuits on.

Computer voice: Calculating time jump.

(Then Future Finn's ship shows up and aims his gun at Future Jake and Marceline)

Future Finn: Stop that ship in the name of Maja the Sky Witch!

Future Jake: What happened to you, Finn? How can you work for her?!

Future Finn: I can't stay in the treehouse forever. I have to think about my adventures.

Future Marceline: What about your friends?

Future Finn: We're not friends! We haven't been friends since a long time!

(The the Time button shows up)

Computer voice: Course, plotted.

Future Finn: Press that button and I will shoot you both!

Future Jake: Hey Finn. GO AHEAD!!

[Future Marceline presses the Time warp button, Future Finn and Jake fire each other as Jake and Marceline's ship goes faster]

The Present Day
(At the Present day, We see Finn and Jake in front of the table)

The Past
[Cut to the past, with Finn and Jake having a picnic and watching the sunset.]

Past Jake: Hey, man, it's Couples Only Movie Night tonight. Who are you bringin'?

Past Finn: I don't know. Who are you bringin'?

Past Jake: I'm bringing my girlfriend, dude.

Past Finn: Oh.

[A duck walks up to them and Finn picks it up.]

Past Finn: I'll take this duck!

Past Jake: It's couples night! You gotta bring someone you can smooch.

Past Finn: Man, I don't want to be smooched!

Past Jake: Don't have to smooch. You just have to bring someone you can smooch. It's, like, the rules.

Past Finn: Lame. [Attempts to kiss duck, but it flies away.] Ah! Well, I'll take this blanket! [Kisses blanket.]

Past Jake: Put the blanket down. [Pats the ground beside him.] Have a seat. I want to explain some "things" to you about couples.

[''Later that day, Finn and Jake are back at the treehouse. Finn is looking for someone to call.]''

Past Jake: You all square?

Past Finn: Yeah, yeah.

Past Jake: Who you gonna call?

Past Finn: I'm going to call a girl I don't have to kiss. [Calls Princess Bubblegum.]

Past Princess Bubblegum: [Whistling as she answers the phone.] Hello?

Past Finn: Hi Princess! Would you go to Couples Movie Night with me?

Past Princess Bubblegum: Sounds romantic, Finn.

Past Finn: No! I was just wondering if you wanted to go with me. [Begins to blush.]

Past Princess Bubblegum: No, sorry, Finn. I'm busy practicing for the Whistling Choir Death Match Championship.

Past Finn: But—

Past Princess Bubblegum: Auf Wiedersehen! ("Goodbye")

[Hangs up phone and begins to practice her whistling.]

Past Finn: She doesn't want to go!

Past Jake: Yes she does! We just need to help her realize that she wants to go to the movies with you. [Takes out cell phone.] I'm calling Marceline.

Past Finn: What?

Past Jake: [Begins to call Marceline.] Look, man, I've been learning a lot about vampires lately. I realized my fear was based on ignorance!

[Marceline answers her phone, half of the screen Jake and half the screen of Marceline.]

Past Marceline: Speak.

Past Jake: Hey, hey, Marceline. Got a favor to ask, Babe. We've gotta make Princess Bubblegum jealous, so she'll go to the movies with Finn. [Marceline sneaks out from a pile of dirty clothes behind Jake and begins to approach him.] Marceline? Come in. Hello? [Marceline hisses loudly behind him, making Jake scream loudly.]

Past Finn: Hehe. Are you gonna help us?

Past Marceline: Yeah, I'll help. It'll be funny.

[Cut outside, the time machine ship shows up and crash land next door to their house]

Princess Bubblegum: (Groans) Why did Marceline have to drive?!

Finn: Is everyone okay?

Cinnamon Bun: Forget this I'm going to the bushes!

Flame Princess: You said it!

The Past versions meets Finn and Jake
[Now at the Candy Kingdom.]

Past Jake: Okay, so here's the plan. [Points at Finn] You start saying things and [Points at Marceline] you start laughing waaay loud. And then Bubblegum... [Camera pans up to Princess Bubblegum through the window above them.] will get jealous of you [Points at Marceline]. Which will awaken her Finn love! You start us off.

Past Finn: Um... hmm funny... funny... giddy up?

[Past Marceline bursts out laughing.]

Past Finn: Hehe. Um... diggy diggy?

[Marceline laughs even more, very exaggerated.]

Finn: Diggy diggy! [Claps hands.] Diggy diggy!

[Princess Bubblegum appears at window and clears throat.]

Past Princess Bubblegum: Greetings, Finn. [Unamused tone.] Hey, Marceline...

Past Marceline: [Waves, amused tone] Hello, Bonnibel.

Past Princess Bubblegum: [Still umamused] Yeah, yeah. So, what's so funny, Finn?

Past Finn: I, um... uh... it's... something.

Past Princess Bubblegum: Well, then, keep it down out there! I'm trying to whistle practice! [Walks away, whistling.]

Marceline encounters the futuristic Maja
[Marceline spots Maja, clapping]

Maja the Sky Witch: Nice jerk move you pulled on Finn, Marceline. I suppose you're the queen of all jerk moves, instead of the vampire queen.

Marceline: You tried to rule all of Ooo.

Maja the Sky Witch: When you broke into my house and take your teddy bear back..

Marceline: Ash given it to you by accident.

Maja the Sky Witch: Oh, I wonder what happens if I accidentally show Finn your little secret. [Helds Marceline's tape that says "I'm in Love with Finn the Human"]

Marceline: [gasp, but then angrily snatches the tape from Maja's hand] It's over, Maja! We'd destroyed your time traveling spellbook, now just get out of here!

Maja the Sky Witch: Oh that doesn't matter, I'll just replace it with this.

Marceline: [gasps] No!

Maja the Sky Witch: [pushes Marceline] I've wouldn't be stoping your and Finn's past selves from get Finn banished from the Candy Kingdom. Oooo!

Marceline shows Finn the truth
Maja the Sky Witch: Hey Marceline, remember how you and Bubblegum ruined my life. Now we're even OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!! [She and Finn goes in the portal, but pops her head out of the portal] This is what Finn and Jake sound like, and I liked it. OOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

[She goes in the portal before it disappears]

Maceline: Finn, I-

Finn: I can't believe you Marceline. All this time you were lying to me?! And what? So you ruin my choice to ask Bubblegum out so you can have me for yourself, is that it?

Maceline: Yeah but-

Finn: ARRRRRG!!! Why would you do that!?

Maceline: I had to, you were happy when you were with me.

Finn: You don't get it! Do you!?

Maceline: It was just one lie, I just really love you and-

Finn: Come on! Why does every girl have to say that!? You don't do that your friend! Arrg! You're..... [frustrated] YOU'RE THE REASON I WAS BANISHED FROM THE CANDY KINGDOM!!!

Marceline: Finn, you and I were even we were banished from the Candy Kingdom before, but it wouldn't happen again. Who is a better girlfriend then I am?

Finn: You're not my girlfriend. All you ever done is hold me back, Marceline. And I'm an idiot for not seeing it until now.

[Marceline then flies away fast.]

[the Banana Guards drag Past Finn out of the castle.]

Past Princess Bubblegum: [Sadly] I'm sorry to do this, Finn. But until you stop acting like a psycho, you're forbidden from entering the Candy Kingdom. Farewell. [Walks back into the castle, a pretzel gate sliding closed behind her. A duck quacks, and poos on him. Then Marceline now is flying fast]

Banana Man: Marceline, No! Wait!

[Marceline is still flying away]

Banana Man: Stop!

Past Finn: I don't understand, Marceline. I tried everything. I guess she just doesn't like me. [Marceline puts a finger to his lips.]

Past Marceline: Shhh. Come on, Finn, a brainlord like Bonnie? You'll be bored with her in a week! And anyway I, for one, think you're pretty great. [Kisses Finn on the cheek.] Sorry it didn't work out the way you wanted. See you later, I guess! [Flies away.]

Finn: Come on!

Future Finn: Put me down! Put me down! (Groans) It was all a waste, Finn. I sold us out. I climbed the evil corporate ladder, I had an evil six-figure salary, and even bought an evil condo in Breakfast Kingdom -- right on the beach. Ugh, and for what? No family, no friends. Work isn't everything. It's not wort shooting your best friend over, I'll tell you that. Truth is (Groans) Right now, I'd trade in my life for an afternoon playing video games with my bro. (Coughs) The future is in your hands. (Future Finn smiles then he coughs) Ohhhhhh. (Future Finn dies)

Finn: NO!!!

Past Finn: Dude, did we just die, dude?

Finn: Yeah, dude.

Past Jake: Dude, let's get out of here!

Finn: Good. We don't need her.