House of Mouse: The Movie/Transcript


 * Mike: (Announcing) Tonight from Downtown Mainstreet, it's the Special Edition of Disney's House of Mouse. Featuring The Characters of Wreck it Ralph, The Simpsons, Phineas and Ferb, Milo Murphy's Law, Star vs The Forces of Evil, And More! and the Stars, Corbin Bleu, Mitchel Musso, The Imagination Movers, Zedd, Alessia Cara, Justin Timberlake, and Bruno Mars! Now let's see with everyone's favorite reporter, Kent Brockman.
 * [The camera zooms to Kent Brockman]
 * Kent: Hey did you guys see what That Guy is wearing? Yeah, find out who is tailor is will ya? What? I'm on. I'm on! This is Kent Brockman coming to you live from tonight's big celebration of 91 years of all Mickey Mouse Cartoons and yes sir folks some of the biggest stars and music, TV, and movies here tonight and uh oh there is some commotion over there I think someone big must be arriving at the House of Mouse.
 * Goofy: Wow I made some cookies for the party but I don't think I made enough.
 * Mater: Oh hey McQueen should I wait out here for the limo?
 * McQueen: Mater!
 * Mater: Just kidding McQueen.
 * Mickey: I can't wait to be the Host, Pluto.
 * Pluto: Yeah yeah!
 * Kent (Announcing): And neither can I so i'm gonna go inside get the right clippers and enjoy the show.
 * [Cut to the dressing room]
 * Homer: Hey Minnie!
 * Minnie: Yeah?
 * Homer: Did you get the door fixed?
 * Minnie: Oh don't worry about the door Mr. Simpson. we got bigger fish to fry. I GOT A SHOW TO PRODUCE!
 * Star: She's got a show to produce?
 * Homer: [to Star] Yes.
 * Minnie: Now remember you need to mention sponsors during the show.
 * Homer: Right Right. This House of Mouse special is brought to you by Disney+ Since 2019.
 * Minnie: What? You didn't get the memo? 2019 was 2 Years ago, but luckily 2 years later, 2021 came through.
 * Homer: Well if you ask me 2021 is worth more than 2019 put together. [laughs]
 * Minnie: Mr. Simpson, try to speak not too early.
 * Homer: Right.
 * Mickey: Hi Guys! Hi Mr. Simpson!
 * Homer: Hi Mickey
 * Mickey: Oh Yeah!
 * Homer: Give me five.
 * Mickey: [gives him a highfive]
 * Homer: Whoo whoo!
 * Mickey: Oh listen I want to thank you so much for this big party you do for me and all my friends from my Show.
 * Homer: Aww don't mention it Mickey you know it's going to have it in my apartment but I just said the carpet's clean.
 * Mickey: Oh.
 * Homer: No offense.
 * Mickey: Oh none taken.
 * [Mickey stares at the hall]
 * Mickey: Boy, there sure is lot of people out there.
 * Homer: Yeah I know a lot of big stars. Hey here they come now.
 * guy #1: Hurry and get to our seats.
 * Mickey: Hiya.
 * Homer: Hey listen I gotta get some work done here so won't you be the host okay.
 * Mickey: Oh okay i'll see you later [Closes the door]
 * Homer: Oh wait Mickey the door.. it sticks.
 * [The camera fades to the door]
 * Mickey: Oops.
 * [Cut to Danville]
 * Candace: Wow!
 * Zack: I just hope our ride gets here soon.
 * Linda: Oh!
 * Melissa: Oh.
 * [Zack, Melissa, Candace, Linda and Lawrence - enter a limo only to discover that the driver is none other than Ferb]
 * Zack: Boy, this is some ride!
 * Linda: FERB? You can drive a limo?
 * Ferb: Of course. They don't give hats to just everyone, you know.
 * Lawrence: Maybe we'd be better off in a car.
 * Candace: Yeah.
 * Melissa: Or the subway.
 * Zack: Or the MIR Space Station.
 * [laughs]
 * Candace: Listen, Ferb. Are you sure you know the way to the House of Mouse?
 * Ferb: No.
 * Zack, Melissa, Candace, Linda and Lawrence: What?
 * Ferb: But I do not have to know. This automobile has a computer navigation system. I tell it where I want to go and it gives me a video map of how to get there.
 * Linda: Oh, well, I, I guess if you have a map.
 * Ferb: Trust me. The trained my Step-Brother, Phineas could drive this car.
 * Lawrence: Is there one available?
 * Zack, Melissa, Candace, Linda and Lawrence: [laughing]
 * Ferb: As a matter of fact, there is.
 * Phineas: Hello.
 * Linda: Oh, my goodness.
 * Ferb: are you guys ready? ok, buckle up. You got the gist of the copycats.
 * [Then suddenly Bart Arrives]
 * Bart: Psst! Homer, it's me, Bart.
 * Homer: Bart, we can't get out. the door's stuck.
 * Bart: What? Where's that handyman i sent?
 * Homer: in here with the rest of the crew.
 * Donald: oh no! if they Can't get out that means there's no show and if there's no show, the economy will collapse! and the economy collapses the whole country will be doomed! doomed i tell you!
 * Mickey: look, easy
 * Donald: this is Terrible! What?
 * Mickey: easy, Donald. it's just a TV show.
 * Bart: [Gasps] Wait a Minute, Are you Crazy? i'd Expect that Attitude Over on Cable, but this is network
 * Mickey: Well Then Why don't we just put on a show ourselves?
 * Bart: a Lot goes into a TV Show i mean you have camera people, sound engineers, directors, Stage Managers, it's hard work.
 * Homer: and hosts, don't forget about hosts.
 * Bart: Well, Not all the Jobs are hard.
 * Homer: Why you Little! Bart, Open this Door!
 * Bart: i can't! i...
 * Mickey: Listen, i'll get this out of this. i'll have to fix my mistakes i'll have the show to be great. and most of all, i'll have my own trailer! so, who's with me?
 * All: Me!
 * Mickey: Good!
 * Bart: Alright, People! i Mean, Guys. we're on in ten, nine...
 * Professor Von Drake: Please, Allow me. i am a professional.
 * Professor Von Drake: (Counting Down)
 * Daisy: i Love This.
 * Both: Action!
 * Mike: (Announcing) and now! Please Welcome, Everybody's best Friend Mickey Mouse!
 * Mickey: Hiya folks, Welcome to the House of Mouse. and, Excuse me. i have an Announcement to Make. Due to Technical Door knob Difficalty Homer Will not be appearing in the House of Mouse Tonight.


 * (Audience Gasps)
 * Mickey: But don't worry. i'll take care of everything. I Know We're here to Celebrate all the Mickey Mouse Cartoons from over the past 92 years. We're going to see all the Mickey Mouse cartoons Dubbed by Actors and Actresses. um, I'll make Sure Everything goes Smoothly.
 * Chip: The Camera goes Near.
 * Dale: No, the Camera Goes Far!
 * Chip: The Camera goes Near!
 * Dale: I said the Camera Goes Far!
 * Chip: Near
 * Dale: No, I Said it's Far!
 * Chip: Near!
 * Dale: Far!
 * Mickey: Alright, Brake it up You Two.
 * Bart: Sorry Guy. but Chip and Dale got in a fight With Themselves. I don't Even Know who Started it Was Both of Them or Whatever. Anyway, You Better just introduce the First Cartoon.
 * Mickey: Okay. What Do I Do
 * Bart: will, Um tell the Audience The Next Cartoon is a Great One that has Hilarious Scenes in it.
 * Mickey: That sounds Good, But What's the Cartoon?
 * Bart: I Don't Know. Somebody Stole My Script!
 * Mickey: Wait, Who Stole it?
 * Bart: Oh, Never Mind. Here it is.
 * Mickey: Oh. now, Where Was i? Ah yes! and now Here's a Mickey Mouse Cartoon Over the Past 92 Years. it's Called, Hawaiian Holiday. Roll it, Horace.
 * (Hawaiian Holiday Redubbed By Bret Iwan, Kaitlyn Robrock, Tony Anselmo and Bill Farmer)
 * Milo: Wow, that Cartoon Was Great! The Show is Great! you Guys are Great! No, you Guys are Great! hey, Bart. can i be part of this Great Show?
 * Bart: Uh, Sorry. a 13 year old's not in our Budget.
 * Milo: Don't Worry i'll Work For Somebody.
 * [Milo Walks away Then he Arrives with The Electric Guitar]
 * Milo: I got the Electric Guitar. OH YEAH!
 * [Van Halen - Eruption]
 * [Milo Does a Guitar solo and Bart Covers his ears]
 * Milo: Just Call Me Milo The Guitar Lord!
 * Mickey: Don't worry, folks. i'll have everything under control. We'll be right back.
 * Melissa: Is it cold or is it me?
 * Zack: Ferb, why are we stopping?