Fozzie and Doris for Life transcript

Prologue: The Muppet Family Boarding House
Kermit: "Well, everybody, it's a lovely peaceful morning, there's no rainstorm clouds to get us worried about."

Miss Piggy: "Good thing, 'cause all of my beautiful flower plants need to be safe and secure to bloom out there."

Fozzie walks right into the dining room with a gift bag in his right hand.

Kermit: "Hey, Fozzie, what's that you got here?"

Fozzie: "It's a gift bag for Doris, Kermit, I'm giving this to her when she arrives here."

Kermit: "Oh good, you found somebody who really loves your jokes."

Fozzie: "Yeah right, [Sighs Heavily] except Statler and Waldorf for instance."