Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers: The Brave Little Toaster Trilogy/Transcripts/The Brave Little Toaster



(Our story begins in an old countryside cottage, which seems abandoned for years and its only inhabitants were a few appliances. We see a toaster with a perfect reflection of the morning sun rising up and then under the stairs closet is a big vacuum and then up the stairs, we go to the little boy's room where we see a picture of a young boy next to a smart red radio. The Rescue Ranger had arrived)

Chip: Keep your eyes peeled, men, Rob's things should be there.

Dale: Look at the radio.

[Dale decides to listen to the radio himself and clicks the set on.]

Kanine Krunchies Chorus: ♪ Kanine Krunchies can’t be beat, ♪

♪ They make each meal a special treat, ♪

♪ Happy dogs are those who eat nutritious Kanine Krunchies! ♪

♪ Kanine Krunchies all contain ♪

♪ Selected meat and wholesome grain ♪

♪ Toy Chihuahua or Great Dane♪

♪ All love Kanine Krunchies! ♪

♪ So... ♪

♪ Do what all the smart dogs do ♪

♪ And you'll still make the whole day through ♪

♪ You can be a champion too ♪

♪ If you eat Kanine Krunchies! ♪

[as soon as the songs ends, the radio comes to life]

Radio: Good Morning, good morning, good morning! That was a-billion-and-one strings playing one of your all-time favorite tunes! At the top of the news this morning, there's monkey business in Utah. Oh, seriously, now. It seems that a band of renegade chimpanzees have kidnapped Pulitzer prize-winning poet Lester Charles and are demanding---

Lampy: Hey, what's the big idea?! I'm attempting to get some sleep!

Radio: Look buddy, I'm doing a broadcast. Did you mind? [This annoys Chip, thinking Dale talking to him so he tramps up to Dale and gives him a good kick up the backside.]

Dale: Ouch! What did you do that for?

Chip: You ding dong! You're supposed to be watching for Rob's things!

(Then a light hits Chip and Dale)

Dale: [points to Radio] He did it. (The light move to Radio)

Radio: WHOA! Not in the face, pal! Now let me see, uh...oh, yes, the chimps are protesting......

(Then a small brown lamp jumps on the bed to the radio)

Lampy: I've got a mind to reset your alarm... permanently!

Chip and Dale: [seeing Lampy for the first time] The lamp and the radio are alive!

Radio: Sorry, folks. We seem to be experiencing a little technical difficulty, but I'm sure it's nothing we can't handle! Whoa! This just in. Domestic violence erupts in peaceful cottage! We'll keep you post... (Lampy turns off Radio.)

Lampy: Whew! Can't hear your own thoughts with all the racket. (Radio shoots up and pushes Lampy right off the bed) Holy mother of Edison! What were you thinking? You might have broken my bulb!

Radio: (turns on) I'm thinking you think too much, pal. What we need is some wake-up music!

♪So when it's raining♪ #

♪Have no regrets♪ #

♪Because it isn't raining♪

♪rain you know ♪#

♪It's raining violets♪♪ ##

(Then the radio starts singing on a small yellow electric blanket until the radio falls off, almost hitting the lamp and causing a huge thud to be heard downstairs where we see a huge gray air conditioner. He turns his switches to "On" and "Cool" and then he coughs out a small piece of dust and in an instant, it falls on the floor. Zipper sees a dust and play with it. The vacuum awakens and starts cleaning the floor and screen at the same time and Zipper flies off to avoid get suck it. He leaves grinning and in the kitchen, we see the toaster awakening to hear the commotion going downstairs. He unplugs himself and goes down, using a broom and putting it back in place. Meanwhile, the lamp and the radio are yet arguing.)

Lampy: I'll track you to the end of this carpet. Come here. I'm going to get you. Wait till I fix your speaker!

Radio: Rusetti picks it up and throws. Cepeda tags, he heads for second.

Lampy: Just wait till I get my plugs on you!

(Then the blanket follows them and the vacuum is just annoyed, but the toaster is interested.)

Radio: The crowd goes wild. Can you believe those Brooklyn Dodgers!

Gadget: Golly, Chip. The appliances are came to life!

Lampy: I've got you. I've got you now.

(Radio runs and Lampy hits on the wall. Toaster laughs.)

Lampy: Hey, come over here. I'm gonna---

Radio: Why, do you dare to cross foils with the greatest Saxon swordsman in the land? Haven't you the slightest idea who you're dealing with?

Lampy: Precisely. A total... idiot!

Radio: If your saber wags as loosely as your Norman tongue, you'll be run through in an instant. Defend yourself, Sir Lampy of Locksley!

[Radio continually whacks Lampy with his antenna, Blanky falls on them]

Radio: A blow for Richard! A blow for Marian! A blow for Mario, the garbage man! And for Carl, and all the boys at the delicatessen! And here's one for the guys on 5th Street!

Lampy: Hey! No!

Kirby: [accidentally sucks up Blanky] Oh, whoa! Oh, no! What?!

Lampy: [stops the battle.] Hey, what's goin' on? What's goin' on? Who turned out the lights?

Toaster: [smiling] Good morning, everyone.

Blanky: [smiling] Good morning, Toaster.

Radio: [appearing from under Blanky] Hey, Slots.

Lampy: [appearing from under Blanky] Salutations.

Kirby: (muffled speaking)

(Lampy and Radio pull Blanky out of Kirby and Toaster puts him upright again)

Kirby: Ah, thanks.

Blanky: Who are you guys?

Dale: We're the Rescue Rangers!

Radio: What's on our lineup today?

Lampy: What are our instructions?

Kirby: What do you mean "what are we gonna do today"? The same thing we've done for the last 2,000 days: chores!

Blanky: Chores?

Toaster: It'll be fun.

Radio: Fun? I'm always up for fun! Listen, a broadcast from Ebbets Field! It's the top of the ninth...

Lampy: I don't understand how chores could be fun.

Kirby: Not supposed to be fun. It's work!

Blanky: I don't like to work without the Master.

Toaster: Well, okay. If you don't want to work, why don't we play a game? -

Radio: A game? What sort of game? -

Lampy: What are the rules?

Toaster: There's only one rule. You can't stop till the house is clean.

Appliances: Boo!

(Then Toaster whispers something to the radio)

Radio: Gotcha, pal. Leave it to me. (Then Toaster bursts the radio up on the stair rails) Hang on to your hats, you devil dogs... because the master bebop blaster... is gonna give you a soul injection.

[Tutti Fruiti plays]

Wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop-bam-boo. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. A-wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop-bam-boo.

(Then the appliances start work. Lampy and Blanky look between the books. Blanky takes out a cobweb and shakes it off, making Lampy laugh)

Radio: (singing) I have a gal named Sue, she knows just what to do. I have a gal named Sue, she knows just what to do. She rocks to the east, she rocks to the west, but she's the gal that I love best. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. WHOO!! Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Trutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Trutti frutti, oh, Rudy. A-wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop-bam-boo.

(As the couch is almost flattened, Kirby and Radio are dancing on the couch. Then Blanky and Toaster are cleaning the windows)

Radio: (singing) I have a gal named Daisy, she almost drives me crazy. I have a gal named Daisy, she almost drives me crazy. She knows how to love me, yes, indeed. Boy, you don't know what she's doing to me. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. WHOO!! Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. A-wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop-bam-boo. YOW!!

(Then Kirby dances secretly until Lampy pulls up and Kirby leaves)

Radio: (singing) OHH!! Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. WHOO!! Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. Tutti frutti, oh, Rudy. A-wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop-bam-boo!

(Then the four appliances dances and then Blanky just spaces out. Toaster notices this)

Toaster: Hey, shhh. Quiet! It's the blanket!

(record needle scratches)

(Then the others stop suddenly)

Dale: What's going on?

Blanky: (silently) A car...

Toaster: A CAR?!

Appliances: A CAR!!

(Then the appliances set up a tower going to the attic)

Radio: Alright, fellas, easy now. A little to the left, whoa, careful now.

Blanky: I'm gonna fall.

Kirby: Keep climbing! And you, get that light outta my eyes!

(Lampy turns off the light and Blanky continues up to the attic, but he looks out the boarded up oval window and sees the car coming down the road)

Toaster: Can you see?

Lampy: Is it him? Is it him?

Radio: Any news? I'm dying down here!

Toaster: Is it the master? Is it the master? (Echoes)

Blanky: It's him, he's back!

(Then he dreams that he and the master are together again)

Dale's Voice: It's Rob.

Blanky: It's the master!

(Then he flies down the stairs and the door opens)

Young Rob: Blanky!

Blanky: Master!

Young Rob: Blanky!

(Then just as they are about to hug, Chip's voice was heard)

Chip's Voice: It's someone else's car.

(Rob disappears and the car he thinks it is drove past, making the poor blanket lament)

Lampy: Well, was it him?

(Toaster frowns at him)

Lampy: Well, I'm just curious, whether or not, it was him. I hate being left in the dark, you know? (sees Blanky coming back down) I guess we can assume that it wasn't him, right?

Toaster: Let's get back to work!

(Then the appliances put everything back)

Radio: I'm sorry for that little interruption, folks, we'll return to our regularly scheduled program at this time.

[Then Blanky comes back, holding the picture of his master and he weeps and bawls after realizing the Master hasn't returned]

Dale: He's like a baby.

Kirby: [annoyed upon hearing Blanky crying] Rrrhhh! Cry, cry, weep, wail and sob! It's disgusting! Every time! I can't believe it! Every single-- Give me that stupid picture! [tries to suck in Rob’s picture frame]

Blanky: No, no!

Toaster: I'll just put it away!

Kirby: In the garbage! [Radio and Lampy help him]

Blanky: No, you can't!

Kirby: Wimp!

Toaster: [annoyed] Let go!

Kirby: He's not coming back anyway.

Lampy: He might. The fact is, there's Just not enough facts.

Radio: Fight breaks out in the peaceful mountain cottage. The shocking world, and bringing Geneva Talks to a grinding halt! (Lampy turns him off again)

Blanky: Stop it!

Chip: Somebody switch him off!

Kirby: Let me have it.

Blanky: You can't!

[the picture of Rob, their Master, flies through the air and crashes; Blanky gasps in shock and so does Toaster, Kirby, Radio and Lampy.]

Kirby: [shocked] Oh, no.

[The Rangers and the appliances go toward the broken photo stand of Rob; suddenly cold air breezes through the cottage, and Air Conditioner laughs ironically]

Dale: Air Conditioner.

Toaster: What are you laughing at?

Air Conditioner: [stops laughing and smirks] Absolutely nothin', nothin' at all.

Lampy: I think he was laughin' at us.

Air Conditioner: You know somethin', you're a real bright little lamp.

Lampy: Oh, thanks. [offended] Hey!

Air Conditioner: You guys really have an attachment for that kid, don't ya?

Blanky: Yes. He was our master.

Air Conditioner: Well, that's real nice. And any day now, he might come rompin' back, huh? Just come whistlin' right back in through that door, and everything'll be the same; Real peachy-keen-like.

Blanky: Uh-huh.

Lampy: It's a possibility.

Toaster: Well, at least, we try to be optimistic.

Air Conditioner: "Optimistic"?! Somebody untie the knot in this guy's cord!

Kirby: [angrily] Why don't you just shut off?!

Air Conditioner: Hey, I'm real scared there, Kirby. What are you gonna do, suck me to death?

Kirby: Hmph!

Air Conditioner: What is it with you guys, anyway? You act like you just came off the assembly line. Now, get this through your chrome; [blows a gust of cold wind at the Rangers and the appliances] We've been dumped! Abandoned!

Blanky: But he loved us.

Radio: That's right.

Air Conditioner: So what? He's a kid; He has a family. They move away, he moves away. It's a package deal.

Toaster: But, maybe they're all--

Air Conditioner: [interrupts Toaster] He's not comin back, pure and simple.

Kirby: [to Air Conditioner] Oh, yeah? Did you talk to him recently or somethin'? They could drive up any second.

Blanky: [to Kirby] You really think so?

Kirby: [to Blanky] I'm not talkin' to you!

Air Conditioner: The whole bunch of ya gotta have a combined wattage of five, maybe less. It's been years. It's scrap-metal time.

Toaster: Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.

Air Conditioner: [sarcastically] That's real touchin', Toaster. You're gonna get me bawlin' like a baby any time now.

Toaster: I think you're jealous.

Air Conditioner: Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits.

Lampy: [angrily] "Dim"?!

Toaster: Yeah. Because the Master played with us.

Dale: Rob never played with you.

Kirby: 'Cause you're stuck in the wall!

Air Conditioner: [blows cold air; angrily] So... it's back to that stupid static again. You think I don't know what's goin' on in here? I know what goes on in this cottage. It's a conspiracy, and every one of you low-watts is in on it. Just 'cause you can move around, you think you're better than I am. I'M NOT AN INVALID; I WAS DESIGNED TO STICK IN A WALL!! I LIKE BEIN' STUCK IN THIS STUPID WALL!! I can't help it if the kid was TOO SHORT TO REACH MY DIALS!!

Toaster: Look what you done, Dale!

Dale: I didn't mean it! Really!

Air Conditioner: [roaring] IT'S MY FUNCTION!!! [He begins glowing in red-shift and then bright burst orange and sparks fly out of his mouth and on the Rangers and the appliances providing cover for themselves from the sparks]

Toaster: Don't! Wait! Wait!

Chip: Run for cover!

[The Rangers and the appliances run away as Air Conditioner overheats]

Kirby: [alarmed] HE'S GONNA BLOW!

Toaster: YANK YOUR CORDS!

[Blanky, Radio and Lampy pull out their plugs from two outlets and take cover]

Kirby: [behind chair] THE FUSE!

Toaster: KIRBY!

Chip: [hears Kirby] Come on.

[The Rangers make a human ladder to the fuse box while Air Conditioner continues to rage and more sparks fly out of his mouth.]

Monty: People's gonna pay the electricity in the cottage.

[Chip suggests to reach the switch.]

Chip: Zipper! Switch the fuse off!

[Zipper turns off the fuse, making Air Conditioner stop blowing wind until he finally explodes harmlessly.]

Monty: You are a lucky bug, Zipper!

Lampy: This is not what I call lucky.

Dale: Guys, you should look at that.

[Toaster and Lampy carefully peek from behind the stairs, Kirby and Blanky carefully peek from behind chair and the Rangers and the appliances see the Air Conditioner's blown up remains.]

Blanky: Poor Air Conditioner.

Toaster: I didn't know he'd take it so hard.

Kirby: Well, he was a jerk anyway.

Gadget: I'd better get started fixing Air Conditioner.

Radio: No time, Gadget. Let him broke.

Lampy: Hey, hey. What's that? What is it?

[revving is heard]

Blanky: [happily] A car!

Kirby: [angrily] I don't want to hear another word about cars!

Toaster: [agreeing with Kirby] You said it.

Radio: Sound pretty close.

Kirby: Just don't even start!

Lampy: Sounds real close.

Chip: Shh.

[pauses for a few seconds, and when they the Master is gonna pick them up, and then go hides. But then, they hear a hammer, and look out the window to see a “For Sale” sign; Blanky looks shocked.]

Dale: "For Sale". Someone buys the cottage.

[Radio hums with Taps, Blanky bawls and falls to the floor, Lampy moaning sadly]

Chip and Toaster: [angrily] STOP IT!

[scenes cut to jumps on the box and stand on top]

Toaster: We’re going out to find him!

Radio, Lampy, Kirby, and Blanky: WHAT?!

Kirby: What are you talking about? What do you mean?

Toaster: Exactly what it I said. We’re gonna go out and find the master.

Blanky: [scared] To the city?

Toaster: Yeah, no matter what.

Lampy: Well, how exactly would you propose we’re gonna do that, exactly?

Toaster: I-- I don’t know!

Kirby: Oh, come off it. Be serious!

Toaster: I am serious!

Kirby: You’re insane. [backs away]

Radio: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved.

[pauses they look at each other]

Toaster: [confused] What?

Radio: Or maybe it was basset hound.

Kirby: You’re all insane!

Radio: It was a news flash I picked up yesterday about a dog. [country accent] In an amazing show of loyalty and courage, a terrier name Grover traveled hundred of miles... to be reunited with his owner. The poor little critter was accidentally left behind on a fishing trip three weeks ago. He had to find his way across the rugged mountain and scorching desserts in order to get home. Little Grover turned out to be one spunky pup.

Toaster: If the dog can do it, we can do it!

Blanky: But a dog has legs.

Toaster Ah, don’t be a wet blanket.

Lampy: Actually, legs would help, you know.

Kirby: Brains wouldn’t hurt, either.

Lampy: Lay off.

Radio: Yeah, pipe down, carpet breath!

Toaster: Well, I’m going with or without you.

Kirby: I say we stay. We’ll have a new master anyway as soon as someone buys the cottage.

Blanky: But I don’t want a new master. I want our master.

Gadget: You're have your master instead of new one.

Toaster: Well, what about the rest of you?

Radio: You boys are gonna need a leader. Why, alone, you wouldn’t last for five minutes out there. I used to be a mountaineer, see? And together, we can stand against the forces of nature.

Lampy: Were you really a mountaineer?

Radio: Sure. Ask anybody. Ask Teddy Roosevelt. Why, we shot moose together on the Klondike.

Lampy: Wow. Well, you know, I was just thinking, you guys will need somebody bright along, too.

Toaster: Good idea.

Radio: Listen to this. World War II, the Normandy Invasion. And who's there but Lampy to light the way?

[the appliances look at Kirby]

Toaster: Y'know, I thought it’d be good to have somebody come along, who’s really... strong.

Dale: And bossy.

Lampy: And loud.

Blanky: And grumpy!

Radio: And oblivious to reality.

[Toaster hits appliances in annoyance while Chip bonks Dale on the head]

Toaster: Well?

[pause; a few seconds later, Kirby begrudgingly joins in]

Kirby: [under his breath] I just know I’m gonna regret this.

[the rest of the appliances cheer.]

Lampy: [opens fuse box, and pulls out last fuse] Wow. This was our last fuse.

Monty: Zipper saved the fuse.

Toaster: See? It's a good thing we're getting out of here.

Radio: [turns on kitchen light] I've always loved travel, anyway. The open road, the smell of the wind in my face, the files clogging up my grille.

Kirby: Yeah? Well, how are we going to travel?

Lampy: Hey, I got an idea. We can all get on top of the bed, you know, and then Kirby can push us.

[Kirby pushes the bed with Toaster, Blanky, Radio, and Lampy on board.]

Gadget: Easy, easy.

[Kirby tries to push gently down the stairs, but pushes too hard, and sends Toaster, Blanky, Radio, and Lampy falling down with the bed]

Lampy: No, no, no. Hey! What’s about Master’s Pogo stick?

[the appliances jump on the Pogo stick.]

Chip: Ok. Left. Right. Your other right! [the appliances try to go forward, and succeed for a bit, but end up going backward in the wrong direction on it, and crash]

Lampy: No, that’s no good. Hey, how about we're in the refrigerator on a skateboard, and Kirby can pull?

[Kirby, with a rope attached to him, pulls the skateboard with the refrigerator on top.]

Monty: Helmsman, steady as she goes.

[Kirby tries to pull gently, but ends up pulling too hard that the rope snaps from the skateboard, which sends Kirby flying forward, and causes the refrigerator to fall off, tilt over, and land on the floor with a loud thunk, as Blanky, now blue, and with his teeth chattering, shivers in the freezer, due to the ice freezing him. Dale joins in.]

Lampy: No, no, no. Hey!

Dale: Yeah!

Radio: [annoyed] Shut up! Shut up!

Toaster, Kirby, Blanky, Chip, Gadget, Monty: [annoyed] Shut up!

Radio: Let somebody else try for a change. Arise, Hassan, arise, O magic carpet.

(Then Toaster makes Blanky into a cape like Superman and tries to fly, but falls)

(Then Toaster finds an office chair and it has wheels. Soon Kirby is pulling onto the chair with the other appliances riding on it, then BURST!! Kirby's plug unplugs)

Toaster: We need a longer cord.

Radio: Why, we need an alternate power source, I say!

(Then Lampy and Toaster go into a room and Toaster lifts an old car battery, but he rewires it and sets it up on the office chair, but the appliances take a look at the front door)

Gadget: A car battery. Just what we need.

Toaster: I guess this is it.

Kirby: Uh-huh.

Gadget: I left a note about somebody having a wild party.

Kirby: Hey. Blanket?

Blanky: Huh?

Kirby: Ready to go, Blanket?

Blanky: Yeah, I'm ready.

Toaster: Okay, Kirby.

Hmm, shag carpet. Look, Lampy. From here you can see the really big lamp. Wow! I wonder where his switch is? We are pioneers. Whoa! Can't see the road anymore. Are we going in the right direction? I don't think so. You boys need a navigator. Navigator? I'll tune in a radio signal from the city. I can take you right there, lickety-split.

Radio: North, by Northwest. Watch out for low-flying aircraft.

[Lampy lands on Blanky]

Blanky: OUCH!!!

Toaster: What's wrong?

Blanky: He stepped on me!

Lampy: Did not.

Blanky: Did too!

Lampy: Did not!

Blanky and Kirby: Did TOO!!

Lampy: Did NOT!!

Toaster: Hey, hey, hey. Come on. How do guys expect us to get there if you're fighting all the time?

Blanky: You mean we're not there yet?

Toaster: [calmly and smiling] No, no, not yet. [rubs Blanky's head] We got a long way to go.

Kirby: Oh, boy. You're tellin' me.

(Song: City of Light)


 * Toaster: ♪ Life is like a journey on a road that's within. Head says you should stay, but your heart says to begin. So you go. ♪
 * All: ♪ But you don't want to go. ♪
 * Toaster: ♪ Any life worth living isn't life just filled with ease. You just stay forgiving through the forest and the trees. ♪
 * Toaster and Lampy: ♪ And you'll go...just where you want to go. ♪
 * Appliances: ♪ Time flies by in the city of light. Time stands still in the country. There's no time for a fuss and a fight. As we travel the land. ♪
 * Lampy and Radio: ♪ And I'd be satisfied, just to be, not denied. ♪
 * Toaster, Lampy and Radio: ♪ To reside with some pride. ♪
 * Appliances: ♪ While I ride to the City, The City Of Light. ♪
 * Lampy: ♪ Light shines like a diamond in the City at night. ♪
 * Radio: ♪ When that diamond shines, you know that everything's all right. ♪
 * Kirby: ♪ But you know, we got a way to go. ♪
 * Blanky: ♪ Let us meet the master, we don't wanna make him wait. ♪
 * Lampy and Blanky: ♪ You just keep a-knockin', He will open up the gate ♪
 * Appliances: ♪ To that city of light! ♪
 * [Kirby goes behind a tree, doing his business. Blanky looks, and Toaster hits Blanky's head to give Kirby privacy.]
 * Lampy:  ♪ Master is a man with a plan I can understand. ♪
 * Toaster: ♪ Master is a man of great reflection. ♪
 * Radio: ♪ Master is a man who lays his hand across the land. ♪
 * Blanky: ♪ Master is a man of our affection. ♪
 * All: ♪ Time flies by in the city of light. Time stands still in the country. There's no time for a fuss and a fight, as we travel the land. ♪
 * Lampy and Radio: ♪ And I'd be satisfied, just to be not denied ♪
 * All: ♪ To reside with some pride, while I ride to the City, the City Of Light. ♪

[The appliances stop at a clearing in a bramble patch.]

Lampy: Hey, everybody! Look! A clearing!

Kirby: Great. Let's spread out the blanket and have a picnic.

Blanky: But I'm full of stickers.

Kirby: Well, my bags are full of thistles and sticks and who knows what else! Whose idea was it to come this way anyway?

Radio: Why it was the Lamp's, I tell you!

Lampy: Oh, yeah? Who's supposed to be the big-shot navigator around here, Mr. Loudmouth? Mr. Big... Loudmouth?

Kirby: Yeah.

Toaster: Where are we, anyway?

Radio: Now, look here, fellas, just give me a second, and, uh... [notices a small pebble] Oh, listen to this! It's the top of the 9th, the bases are all loaded, and Pee-Wee Reese is at the plate. Here's the pitch... [kicks the pebble in the air] ...and he connects! [hits the pebble with his antenna, which bounces off Toaster, Kirby, and Lampy] OH!!! And it's a triple play! [Kirby and Lampy angrily swarm around Radio]

Toaster: Knock it off, you guys! We should all settle down and try to get some sleep.

[Lampy drops the rock. Next scene shifts to the Rangers made a tent. Lampy lays his head on a rock. He hears a sound and sees Radio drawing a dirt circle in the dirt]

Radio: [about the circle in the dirt] This is my sleeping space, see? And nobody crosses this line!

Lampy: Yeah, well you'd better not wake us up at 6:00 as usual!

Kirby: What are you complaining about? You didn't do any work today.

Radio: Yeah!

Dale: Radio, play a sleep music.

Radio: One sleep music, coming right up.

[Blanky crawls to Lampy, who looks at him angrily.]

Lampy: Go find your own place to sleep, ya little fuzz ball. [goes to sleep; Blanky tries going into Radio's sleeping space, but Radio stops him.]

Radio: Watch it! Hey! Hey! Hey! What, are you blind? It's a line. Aht-aht!

Kirby: [annoyed] Good night! [falls asleep]

[Blanky tries cuddling up to Toaster, who then wakes up.]

Toaster: [tired, shoos Blanky away] Come on. I'm not the Master. Go snuggle somewhere else. I'm trying to get some sleep. Now go on.

[Blanky looks dejected and sleeps by himself.]

Radio: And now for the peaceful tunes of Spike Jones and his City Slickers, to send ya off to Snooze Land. [Radio plays "Cocktails for Two"]
 * Spike Jones: [slowly] ♪ In some secluded rendezvous... ♪
 * City Slicker: WHOOPEE!!!!! [The Rangers and the appliances wake up and are startled as the song grows louder]
 * Spike Jones: ♪ That overlooks the avenue ♪ [horn honks] ♪ With someone sharing a delightful chat ♪
 * Kirby: [angrily] Will you stop it! [Record needle scratches as everyone angrily stares at Radio.]
 * Radio: [kidding around] Just a little late-night humor, folks. [Chuckles, but the Rangers and appliances throw various objects at Radio] Ow. [Radio's antenna comes out] Nighty-night.
 * Chip: [chuckles] Nighty-night. [falls asleep]

Blanky: Help! Don't leave me. Listen, listen. What's that?

Toaster: Over there!

Blanky: Oh, look!

Lampy: Light. I see light!.

Radio: That's the same riff I used... when I was drumming for Cab Calloway. Like this.

Kirby: Cut that out!


 * La, la-la-la-la-la, la #
 * La, la-la-la-la-la, la #

Booga-booga. Boodle-boodle. Get out of here! Hey fellas, come look at this. Whoa! I'm trying to see. Look at me!

Toaster:Oh. No, no. It's just a reflection. I'm not a flower.

Blanky:Come on, help me. Help. They're killing me.

Toaster:Hey, you leave him alone!

Blanky:Stop it. Give me that. He was chewing on the Master.

Toaster:Time to go.

Bye.

Toaster:Are you sure this is the right direction?

Radio: Why certainly, am as sure as I am honest.

Lampy:In that case, then we're definitely lost.

Blanky:But theremight be lions in there.

Radio:And tigers and bears, oh my.

Lampy:He's such a baby. Waa-waa!

Toaster:What's the matter, Kirby?

Kirby: Battery's running low. We should give it a rest. Turn out that light.

[The appliances stop at a clearing in a dark forest.]
 * Blanky: Do we have to stop here?
 * Toaster: Only for a while.
 * Radio: Just long enough to lose our minds! We'll be cannibals in a few days, I've seen it happen!
 * Kirby: And you'd be the first to go, dial face.
 * Lampy: Hey, fellas! We can stay in here! Look! ''[turns on his light to reveal a scary face on a tree]
 * Dale: Yikes! [the Rangers and the appliances gasp in horror, and hide in the bushes]''
 * Lampy: W-What's the matter?
 * Radio: Eaten alive, the poor sap.
 * [Lampy turns around and sees the scary face.]
 * Lampy: [scared] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!! [runs and joins the others in the bushes]
 * Radio: Oh, I thought you were a goner.
 * Lampy: Ah, you wish.
 * Toaster: You know, guys, we are gonna need some kind of shelter.
 * Kirby: Yeah, shelter from the likes of them.
 * Radio: [imitating boxer] Come on over here and say that, chrome-dome! [Lampy blows raspberries at Kirby]
 * Kirby: [shocked and angry] WHAT?!?
 * Radio: Oh, sorry about that. I meant to say "vacuous vacuum". [Kirby angrily grumbles] Alright, ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to rumble. In the blue corner, undefeated champion, Rocko "the Radio" Ratuno. Ding! Oh, and there's the bell! They're on each other like black on a bowling ball!
 * [Radio and Kirby are about to fight but Toaster comes between them]
 * Lampy: Hey! Look!
 * [everyone sees that Blanky has made himself into a tent; next scene switches to the ending of "The Star-Spangled Banner."]
 * Radio: And that concludes our broadcast day. This is Walter Winchell signing off. Good night, America and all the ships at sea. [static]
 * Toaster: [pats Blanky, smiling] Thanks.
 * Blanky: Oh, that's all right. [yawns and falls asleep]
 * Lampy: So, uh, what’s this thing you and the Blanket?
 * Toaster: What thing?
 * Lampy: You know. All of a sudden, you’re being so darned nice to him all of a sudden.
 * Toaster: Oh, that. I was just thinking, and I got this feeling I should be nicer to him for a change, you know? And now I feel better.
 * Lampy: Wow, that’s weird.
 * Toaster: What’s weird about it?
 * Lampy: I don’t know. I mean, you are never this nice to me before, and all of a sudden now you’re nice to him all the time, and I don’t know. I’m, uh, I’m just trying to understand, trying to figure out, what it all means.
 * Toaster: Well, it’s kind of hard to describe. It’s like being next to a new loaf of bread. [pauses] Hmm. It’s, um, let’s see... it’s like a warm, toasty feeling inside. Well, like a glow that just--
 * Lampy: [happily] A glow?
 * Toaster: Yeah!
 * Lampy: I think I know what you’re talking about! It’s like the feeling I get when I think about the Master.
 * Toaster: Yeah, that’s it.

(Then a flashback from the past is seen where Lampy is with his master)


 * Lampy: I remembered my first time light bulb burned out. (Then Lampy's bulb turns off and his master takes the bulb out) And I thought... That's it! It's over, I'm burned out! 86 to the showers! But then the Master put in a brand new bulb. And I just glowed.
 * Toaster: Well, that's all there is do it.
 * Lampy: That's very interesting. Good night, slot head.

Toaster: Good night. (yawns, but goes to sleep)

Monty: There's a ghost story, lads. A clown with scary face wearing a firefighter uniform.

Dale: Scary clown?

Monty: He chased a toaster on a fire with a fire hose.

Gadget: You give Toaster a creeps, Monty.

Monty: He asleep.

(Then Toaster is having a dream that he is with his master and he is toasting some bread)

Young Rob: (makes a face at Toaster) NYEH!!

(Then some toaster bursts up and the master takes out one, but Toaster opens one eye and looks at his master as he puts some jam on it and eats it)

Young Rob: (makes another face at Toaster and swallows the toast)

(Then all of a sudden, black smoke begins to appear as it is coming from Toaster. The smoke forms three hands and it takes the master away and the door locks. Toaster can't believe what he sees and then out comes a huge frightening firefighting clown. He puts his head in front of Toaster)

Clown: Run...

(Then Toaster runs for his life as he could, but the clown takes out his hose and the water forms into a big wave with the toaster's worst enemy forks. He runs and then he is hanging from a bathtub, complete with water, losing grip and he falls into the water and is shocked. Then he awakens at the front of Chip.)

Chip: Toaster, are you OK?

[thunder rumbling]

Monty: A storm.

Blanky: [screams] Help me! Help me! Toaster!

Toaster: Blanky! Blanky?

Lampy: Blanky!

Toaster: Where are you? Blanky! Can you hear me?

Kirby: Blanket!

Chip: Blanky!

Dale: Blanky!

Lampy tries to look for him with his light, but then he starts to lose his power, but he puts his plug onto the battery outlets, but none works)


 * Kirby: [in panic] THE BATTERY'S GONE DEAD!!!
 * Radio: We're trapped here like rats! Small, little rats with no hair and one leg.
 * Toaster: [frantic] BLANKY?!? BLANKY?!?
 * Kirby: BLANKET?! BLANKET?! Where are you, you little wimp?!

(Lampy tries his best, but nothing still works)

Gadget: (notices the lightning bolts) A bolt of lightning. Just we need to charge the battery.

Chip: But how will we find the lightning rod?

Toaster: Blanky!

Dale: Blanky!

(Lampy had an idea. Then he plugs himself in and is ready for the worst, but a lightning bolt hits Lampy. The electricity gets into the battery. But it also shattered Lampy's bulb. The Rangers and the appliances look over at Lampy)

Toaster: Lampy!

[Lampy faints and all appliances and the Rangers come to see Lampy unconscious after storm]

Chip: Lampy!

Monty: He made a lightning rod to charge a dead battery.

Gadget: Poor guy.

[The very next morning, bird chirping]
 * Toaster: BLANKY?!?
 * Chip: Blanky, where ARE you?!
 * Both Chip and Toaster: [slowly] BLAAAAANKYYYYY?!?
 * Lampy: [weakly] Come on, Blanky! Speak UP for Pete's sake! [coughs and zaps]
 * Toaster: No, no, just relax. You've done enough. We'll look for him.
 * Lampy: I am feeling a little burned out.
 * Radio: Listen to this. The lamp was awarded a Purple Heart today for being wounded in the line of duty. Lamps across the nation were switched off for a moment of silence in respect for his act of bravery.
 * Blanky: Help!
 * Toaster: Hey, listen.

Blanky: Help me please! Toaster, Kirby, I'm stuck!

Toaster: I hear him.

Lampy: But I can't see him.

Radio: Maybe he's calling from blanket heaven. He's a puffy yellow angel, with a knob nose.

Zipper appears, frantically buzzing.

Gadget: What's he saying?

Monty: He's found Blanky!

Kirby: Zipper says Blanky was just stuck in a tree that's all. Look!

Blanky: Help.

Toaster: Hang on tight Blanky.

Blanky: I am.

Radio: Don't let the tremendous height scare you.

Kriby: Hey! Watch out! Come on! I can't see. Get off!

Blanky: Watch out below!

[both yelling]

(Chip and Dale run as Kirby lands)

Blanky:That was kind of fun.

Kirby:Now get off of my face!

Toaster:- Thanks, Kirby.

-Lampy: Great idea Kirby:.

Blankey:You saved me.

Radio:I knight thee "Sir Vac. "

Kirby:Now just cut it out all of you. I only did it so we could be on our way. We're wasting time.

Chip: Now let's get going!

Monty: Sounds like a waterfall.


 * Kirby: [see the waterfall; shocked] Oh, what’s-- What-- What's this? What's this? What is THIS?! Oh, no! Oh, no! [tries to swallow his cord]
 * Toaster: KIRBY, NO!
 * Lampy: GET THE CORDS OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!!! DON'T LET HIM SWALLOW IT!!!!!!
 * Radio: SWITCH HIM OFF!!!!!!!!
 * [Toaster jumps on Kirby]
 * Lampy: Just shorted right out.
 * Radio: Cracked up and snapped. He sold the farm. Poor chap.
 * Lampy: How does he look?
 * Radio: A little better then you actually. Keep it up Slots! Even carpet sweeping motion. He should come around sooner later.
 * Toaster: Hey, I think it's working. Kirby! Kirby, can you hear me?
 * Blanky: Wake up, wake up. Kirby!
 * Toaster: You're all right!
 * Toaster, Lampy, Radio and Blanky: [happily] YAY!!!
 * Rangers: YAY!!!
 * Kirby: [gutteral growl] Lay off! Just lay off!
 * Toaster: What's the matter?
 * Lampy: We were worried about you.
 * Radio: You gave us a real scare, pal.
 * Kirby: Well, there's nothing wrong with me, pal. So just back off! [jumps at them]
 * Blanky: Don't be angry.
 * Kirby: Just keep your antennas and knobs and wires and rivets and paws off my chrome! Who needs you guys, anyway? Gotta drag you around all the time, bunch of dead weight? I'd be better off without ya!

[Toaster, Lampy, Radio and Blanky are stunned in confusion while the Rangers stare crossly at Kirby]
 * Blanky: [hurtfully] But, Kirby--
 * Kirby: Especially you, you little rag. [pauses a few seconds when they hear the waterfall] So, uh, how we get cross this thing, anyway?
 * Monty: I think we make a bridge over the waterfall, Captain.
 * [scene cuts to the Rangers use a sticks from a bramble patch to build a bridge while Toaster, Lampy, Radio and Blanky tied up cords with Kirby]
 * Radio: You know, I think, Houdini did this once. Why, if I remember right, he was in out of the hospital in no time.
 * Lampy: Well, that’s encouraging.
 * Toaster: Okay, Kirby.
 * Lampy: Hey, we’re not dead.

Radio:Yeah? Where's some wood to knock on? Toaster, you okay? Toaster?

Toaster:Yeah, I am. Give me some slack.Wha... Agh.

All: Aaahhhh!

Kirby: Yeowwww! [Goofy hollers]

Blankey: Help! Help!


 * Radio: Damn thee, thou cursed whale! From the depths of Hell, I stab at thee! [pokes Kirby]
 * Kirby: Climb on, you idiot!
 * Radio: Oh, it's you!
 * Kirby: Where's Toaster?
 * Lampy: He sank!

Radio: Boy, are we glad to see you!

Lampy:I really thought I'd turned in my warranty.

Radio:Yeah, until baggy showed up.

Kirby:I just slipped and fell in, that's all. -

All:Ha, ha, ha. -

Lampy:Sure! Right.

Blanky:You can't fool us. We love you. Like Mrs. Roosevelt loved her husband. Here's the shore. Everybody off.

Radio:Listen to this! This is President Roosevelt... awarding the vacuum the Medal of Honor.

Ha, ha! That's funny. I'm dying.

Toaster:Where are we?

I can't believe this. I'm really sorry. Oh, come on. It's not your fault. Things could be worse, you know. - How? - How what? How could they be worse? They couldn't. I lied. Can't you find anything? I'm lucky my backup batteries work at all. I hope we're not going in circles. Come on. Aaah! Kirby: I knew I shouldn't have let you guys drive.

Toaster:Come on, pull!

Blanky:Kirby!

Gadget: Quicksand!

Kirby:This is great fun. Let's make these outings a regular thing, okay?

Toaster: Kirby! Inflate your bag!

Kirby:Help me!

Blanky: Aaah!

Lampy:Wow, the poor guy didn't have a chance. He just ssss, and that's it.

Radio:Don't look now, but you're about to ssss yourself!

Lampy:What? Whoa! *blub*

Toaster:Blanky, let go. Try to untie yourself.

Blanky:I'm not scared.

Toaster:Blank-

Dale: What are we gonna do? The pull's too strong!

Chip: There! Tie to a tree!

Radio:[worried] Well, that concludes our broadcast today. Actually, it concludes... all future broadcasting of any sort. We'll sign off now with a suitable tune!

Peters:Ha, I thought I heard a radio! Whoa! Hmm. Upsy-daisy! Whoop! There you go! Good boy, Quadruped. You remembered your seat belt.

Monty: You know where St. Peters is taking Toaster and the guys, Chip?

Chip: The Parts Shop

Dale: Whoa! Lots of parts!

Peters: A customer!

Radio:Seems like a nice fella. Dingy, but nice.

Hanging Lamp:Heh-heh-heh! Heh-heh-heh! Yes, Mister St. Peters is quite an amusing fellow... isn't he? Oh, you poor baby. Your bulb is burned out. Here, you can have one of mine. Use it in good health... while you still can.

Man:Hello, compadre... I am in deep need of a blender motor.

Peters:Ha, ha! A blender motor? Why sure. I got a whole shipment of blender motors in last week.

Man:Oh boy. Heaven sent you to me.

Peters:I'll have it for you in Now what did I do with that blender? I could've sworn I left it here a second ago. I'm getting as loopy as a polecat... without any whiskers. There you are! I found you. Gotta move you guys out of the way.

Monty: He's a mean! He ripped off a blender's cord. He taken a blender apart and sold its motor to a customer.

Kirby: That's gonna be us, if we don't find a way outta here.

Peters: Boy, are you some lucky guy! This was the last one left.

Hanign Lamp: Heh-heh! Heh-heh-heh! You never quite know what he's going to do. He's so spontaneous.

Lampy:W- w-well, how do we escape?

Hanging Lamp:Did you hear that guys? They want to know how to escape!

[All laughing]

(Song: It's a 'B' Movie)

Don't fall off of the shelf # the new boys in town # Is someone moving 'round # You don't look so well # I feel great # yourself to fate # just hang around # We've got to operate # It's a house of wax # Frankenstein # my spine # out of here # my dear # to the cellar down below # in the brew # down there # will give you good advice # what to do # tell him boo # in the stew, I'm telling you # Look at me. Barf, barf, barf! I'm a can opener, a lamp, and a shaver. Oh, God, I'm a mishmash! than I feared # and make it disappear # - #This is strange # - # It ain't home on the range # that you got cold feet # Here comes the night # turn on the light # that fate has been kind # You are out of your mind # ah-ahh #
 * 1) Watch yourself
 * 1) You must be
 * 1) What's that sound
 * 1) Sit down for a spell
 * 1) Wait a minute
 * 1) You just leave
 * 1) You might as well
 * 1) It's too late
 * 1) Just try to relax
 * Oh, I remember
 * 1) Shivers up
 * 1) Whoa-oh #
 * 2) I'm for getting
 * 1) No need to shout
 * 1) No-oh #
 * 2) Who will go
 * 1) Trouble is a-bubbling
 * 1) While you're
 * 1) Mr. Vincent Price
 * 1) He'll know
 * 1) You just
 * 1) He will put the voodoo
 * 1) It's like a movie #
 * 2) It's a B-movie show #
 * 3) It's like a movie #
 * 4) It's a B-movie show #
 * 1) This is weird #
 * 2) It's much worse
 * 1) I'll close my eyes
 * 1) You just tell St. Pete
 * 1) There goes the sun
 * 1) Somebody
 * 1) Somebody tell me
 * 1) You can't go out
 * 1) It's like a movie #
 * 2) It's a B-movie show #
 * 3) It's like a movie #
 * 4) It's a B-movie show #
 * 5) Ah-ahh #
 * 6) Ah-ahh
 * 1) Ahhh ##

Excuse me, the missus loved the blender motor. Was wondering if you got some radio tubes, too.

Peters: Radio tubes? Sure. I got a whole shipment of radio tubes in this morning.

Radio: You gotta help me. I'll do anything! I can get you bread, mounds of hot cross buns.

Toaster: Come on! Pull yourself together!

Peters::Now what did I do with that radio? I could swear I left it right here... in this very, very spot. What did it do, get up and walk away? I really should drink more coffee. Aha! There you are! Ha, ha! I got ya!


 * 1) Bo-bub-bup #


 * Gadget: Oh, Radio!
 * Toaster: [whispering] K-K-Kirby, what should we do?!
 * Kirby: I-I-I don't know.
 * Lampy: Hey. I got an idea.
 * [Elmo St. Peters continues to try doing the operation, Toaster closes the curtains. Elmo looks up, Blanky and Kirby make spooky sounds. As soon as Elmo sees his reflection on Toaster, Kirby laughs like a ghost, as Elmo screams, runs around and runs into the pole, which knocks him out.]
 * Dale: Lampy. That idea of yours gave him creeps.


 * Lampy: See? It worked! I told you it would work! I told ya, I told ya, I told ya, I knew, I knew, I knew! It worked!
 * Megaphone: JAILBREAK!!! JAILBREAK!!! JAILBREAK!!!
 * [Megaphone imitates a siren.]


 * Monty: Ready. Ram!


 * [Refrigerator pounds the door down; then, Quadruped goes in Monster Truck. He almost starts him up, but he puts his seatbelt on first; then, he ignites Monster Truck and drives away quickly, while the broken appliances run away back to their owners and Toaster and his gang rescue Radio and went off into the city with him and a baby carriage. Elmo St. Peters wakes up and notices the shack being torn apart]
 * Elmo St. Peters: Whoa... Uh... [confused] Wha?
 * Zeke: Did I catch you at a bad time? Just wondering if you got my radio tubes.

Chip: A city!

Gadget: It's so beautiful.

Rob's mom: Honey... are you taking enough underwear?

Rob:Mom, you bought me enough underwear to stock the whole dorm.

Rob's mom:Do you have enough socks?

I'm not going to Jupiter, I'm going to college.

-It's just college. - So let me worry a little bit. I'm your mother.

That's probably Chris. We're going to the cabin... and pick up the lamp and radio and stuff. I can use them at the dorm.

Hi, Rob. You ready?

Yeah Good-bye, Mom!

Take a sweater.

Hey, Plugsy. - Yeah? - Did you hear that? He's taking some old... stuff to the dorm... instead of us. All right, go! You're gonna like this cabin. Too bad we have to sell it.

Blanky: How are we gonna find the Master...in this big place?

Radio: Hello, all weird ones! We come in peace. Have you seen our Master? Just answer me have you seen am I what happen to you. (knocks a telescope, which activates a record player.)

Man on record player: Welcome to French lesson #3. Cheese

Man in French: Left fromage a sir not tub.

Lampy: What?!

Man on record player: The cheese is on the table.

Man in French: Jammed...

Lampy: Hey, hey, hang on, hang on, speak English!

Man on record player: I like (slowly) the cheese...

Toaster: It's an old record player.

(Radio clanks windup gear. Man speaks in French)

Kirby: What's he saying?

Radio: What's that? (windups record player)

Man on record player: Would you like to cut the cheese?

Chip: French lesson on the record. Let's go!

Here it is. Excuse me... could you tell us how to get to... To, uh...

[The appliances arrive at Rob's apartment.]
 * Lampy: A113. This is it!
 * Toaster: Go ahead.
 * [Lampy knocks the door and the appliances freeze; nothing happens]
 * Blanky: He's not home.
 * Toaster: We'll have to wait.
 * Radio: So, let's wait inside! Relax!
 * Lampy: But it's locked.
 * Radio: Luckily, my war-training included inter-appliance codes. I'll simply run into this inter-appliance knock, and we'll be welcomed by the native machinery. Stand aside, my meager companion! [He begins to knock the door; then, he rapidly taps the heads of Toaster, Lampy and Blanky. The door opens and Plugsy comes out] Hiya, pal.
 * Plugsy: [gasps; then dashes back inside and the door slams] It's them. [He and the other modern appliances whisper inaudibly. Them, the door opens again and he comes back out calmly] How do yous do? Tarry not upon our doorstop. Please, feel free to enter. All of yous.

Chris:Boy, you were some lucky kid.

Rob:Every summer for as long as I can remember... we'd be running all over this place.

Radio:I looked her straight into those big blue eyes. It was you who killed Johnson. Parker found out and you killed him. Then you tried to get me. It's your turn, sweetheart. Now you're taking the fall. There was a shot! A puff of smoke! We ran like the dickens! - And that's how we got here. -

Lampy: Wow!

Toaster:Well, something like that.

And all on your own, too. How convenient. I mean... - Remarkable. - Yeah.

Sewing machine:Junkyard refugees... - in this house. - What's the world coming to? I wouldn't sew a stitch on that raggedy blanket. If you could call it a blanket. - Looks like an old diaper. - It smells. - It's raggedy. - Get that thing away from me. - Did someone wash that thing? - No. Yuck. I'm nauseous. Oh, how do you do?

Blanky:How do you do? Hey, look at this!


 * Lampy: Boy, he sure has grown!
 * Radio: Look at him! What a heart-breaker!
 * Toaster: He graduated, too!
 * Kirby: Of course. He knows how to work hard.
 * Blanky: He's all big now. I hope he still needs us.
 * Black and White T.V.: Still needs you?! That's the silliest thing I've ever heard!
 * Radio: Why, if it isn't Ol' Rabbit Ears!
 * Black and White T.V.: Why, if it isn't Ol' Loudmouth!
 * Blanky: Hi, T.V.!
 * Lampy: How are you doing?
 * Black and White T.V.: Oh, I've got a few more seasons left.
 * Toaster: The cottage just wasn't the same after they took you away.
 * Kirby: Yeah, it wasn't as noisy.
 * Black and White T.V.: Well, I see you haven't changed.
 * Radio: Kind of gives you a sense of security. Doesn't it?
 * Blanky: Where's the Master?
 * Black and White T.V.: Didn't anybody tell you? Boy, is he gonna be surprised when he gets back. He just left a little while ago to drive up to the co-- [Plugsy sneaks up behind Black and White T.V. and changes his channel to Spanish news network. Radio and Lampy find Plugsy]
 * Lampy: Hey!
 * Radio: What's the idea?
 * Plugsy: Oh, many pardons. Was you watching that channel?

Rob: Come on in. It's the greatest, isn't it?

Chris:You guys sure did some weird stuff with your furniture.

Rob: What happened? This is... Gee! Somebody trashed the whole cottage!

Chris:You big dumbo. Didn't you lock the doors?

Rob: What's this? A note. A wild party?

Radio:I don't believe I've ever seen... quite so many smiles before.

Kirby: I've never seen contraptions with so many... buttons and knobs and dials before.

Computer: Naturally. We are on the cutting edge of technology.

- Wow. - What does that mean? I don't know. What does that mean?

(Song: Cutting Edge)

uninvited # you'd be delighted # or place to hedge # would be so bold to # and no one's told you # to the cutting edge # accounting too # displays for you # locked into your memory # cast in plastic # and sounds fantastic # to your dear old uncle Emery # and more # what it's for # with the score # on the edge # Rio deJaneiro, my dear # any Club Paradise # where the picture is clear # you don't even have to go # and more # or place you wish # with some dish # on the edge # to whip up some mean cuisine # totally automatic # biscuits too # out for you # and that's no static # and more # and chips to call # yourself a ball # on the edge # tweeters, antenna trees # life of ease # on the edge ## - And more! - And more!
 * 1) Since you came here
 * 1) We all knew
 * 1) This is not the time
 * 1) No one here
 * 1) But since you asked
 * 1) Let us take you
 * 1) I can process words
 * 1) And my pixel screen
 * 1) Computer graphics
 * 1) With fiber optics
 * 1) For natural sights
 * 1) Just reach out and talk
 * 1) More, more, more #
 * 2) Everything you wanted
 * 1) More, more, more #
 * 2) Let me tell you
 * 1) Here's the printout
 * 1) Get yourself together
 * 1) Ooo-ahh-ooo #
 * 2) You want to go to old
 * 1) You want tojoin in
 * 1) You'd rather stay at home
 * 1) You get it on the stereo and
 * 1) More, more, more #
 * 2) Everything you wanted
 * 1) More, more, more #
 * 2) Any time
 * 1) You might meet up
 * 1) Pull yourself together
 * 1) If you want a lean machine
 * 1) I'm on the scene
 * 1) I can bake your
 * 1) Pop some dough boy
 * 1) I'm micro solid-state
 * 1) More, more, more #
 * 2) Everything you wanted
 * 1) More, more, more #
 * 2) We're the bytes
 * 1) You just have
 * 1) It's all hyperactive
 * 1) From LEDs to CRTs, woofers
 * 1) An ultra-nylon
 * 1) Everything you dreamed of

Gadget: Gosh, you are on the cutting edge of technology.

Chip: What are you going to do?

Rob:Where's the toaster? Where's the vacuum? What's going on? Where's the radio, the lamp and blanket?

Dale: A garage truck.

Chip: There's a sign. Ernie's Disposal. We're follow that truck!

Monty: Another adventure in the garage.

Blanky:I'm glad the Master has such good appliances.

Radio:Yeah, couldn't get any more modern.

Lampy:They're wonderful.

Chip: Don't worry, guys. We're with you.

[Rumbling sound. A shadow casts over the appliances and the Rangers.]

Dale: An eclipse or a storm?

Chip: Look out!

Gadget: Look at the Giant Magnet. It picks up a junk and drops it onto the conveyor belt. The conveyor belt leads to the crusher.

Monty: Blimey! We have to get out of this place.

Rob's mom:Now honey, tI mean it. Take some of our things. This lamp would look so cute in your dorm room.

Chris:Go for it.

Rob:What are you going to read by?

Rob's Mom:I'll buy some candles. I won't read. I'll go out.

Rob:Thanks mom, but I'm not gonna take your stuff. I'll just pick up a few cheap things this afternoon.

T.V:That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Appliances, cheap appliances... available now at Ernie's Disposal.

Rob:Where's a good bargain place around here?

Chris:You should have gone for the new stuff.

Radio:Oh, were you in line first? After you, of course! Pardon me!

(Song: Worthless)

kind of pressure # a road too long # I just can't # to get started # to live in the fast lane # and gone # And there ain't nothing you can do about it! Pardon me while I panic! Worthless # Rob:No, that place is too expensive.
 * 1) I can't take this
 * 1) I must confess #
 * 2) One more dusty road #
 * 3) Would just be
 * 1) Worthless #
 * 2) I just can't
 * 1) I just can't seem
 * 1) I don't have the heart
 * 1) All that is past
 * 1) Worthless #
 * 1) Worthless
 * 1) Worthless #

T.V:Cheap! We're talking real cheap!

Chris:Hey! What about Rooney's down on 53rd? They've got used vacuums and junk.

T.V:This just in. Rooney's vacuums found to be... carcinogenic in recent lab tests! Big, big tumors on those rats. We've got photos to prove it... and I don't even want to look at them. K.C., Missouri # on Route 66 # from Butte to M.O. # and east of Savannah # to old Kokomo # the Indy 500 # I'm impressed how I did # that I came # a second sensation # of the line # out of mind #
 * 1) I come from
 * 1) And I got my kicks
 * 1) Every truck stop
 * 1) Motown to old Alabama #
 * 2) From Texarkana
 * 1) From Tampa
 * 1) Worthless #
 * 2) I once ran
 * 1) I must confess
 * 1) And I wonder how close
 * 1) Now I get
 * 1) I was the top
 * 1) Out of sight

T.V: So much for fortune and fame A bargain in every buck! A buck in every pocket! A pocket in, uh, every trouser! Ernie's Bargain Circus... where you ride the Ferris wheel of values... toward a better tomorrow. to a wedding # his loneliness # turn to home and return # to a graveyard # It's quite hard enough # I have learned # Chris:Let's go cruising and see what we can find.
 * 1) Once took a Texan
 * 1) He kept forgetting
 * 1) Letting his thoughts
 * 1) I took a man
 * 1) I beg your pardon
 * 1) Just living with the stuff
 * 1) Worthless #

T.V:Why wander endlessly through the sprawling wasteland... they call the city... when your dreams are all under one roof? Our roof, corner of 3rd and E. Crazy Ernie's Amazing Emporium... of total bargain madness! Ha-ha-ha! Ha!

Rob:Have you ever heard of this place before? Looks pretty neat. a surfer to sunset # and buns filled with weenies # couldn't forget # up to Zuma # up to Zuma # the rumor was # in the lay of the land # hit the highway # a reservation # they would love me # back to old Santa Fe # Indian nation # on the skids # to lie in the shade #
 * 1) Once drove
 * 1) There were bikinis
 * 1) Fellini just
 * 1) Pico, let's go
 * 1) Pico, let's go
 * 1) From Zuma to Yuma
 * 1) I had a hand
 * 1) Get up and go
 * 1) Ooo-ooo #
 * 2) I worked on
 * 1) Ooo-ooo #
 * 2) Who would believe
 * 1) And leave on a bus
 * 1) Once in an
 * 1) I took the kids
 * 1) With a Hopi was happy
 * 1) You're worthless ##

Rob:This sure doesn't look like... Crazy Ernie's Amazing Emporium of total bargain madness. -

Chris:It's the right address. -

Radio:At least we'll all go together. That's looking at the bright side, isn't it?

Blanky: No! No! The Master's down there! Look! -

Lampy: It's him! -

Kirby:What? Where?

Why look, it is him! Maybe he still needs us! Yeah!

Rob:Chris?

Chris:Hey, these are hard to find.

Rob:This is me.

Chris:What? I can't hear you.

Rob:I don't get it.

There he is. I can't believe it. Freeze. Here he comes. You jump off one side, I'll jump off the other. Okay, I got it. Which side? - Right side. - Okay.

LAmpy: Whew: I'm glad we don't have to do this every day.

Blanky:Look!

Chris:Hey Rob, come here.

Rob: What?

Kirby:Doggone it! -

Blanky: He's coming back.

Toaster: He'll see us this time.

Dale: Uh oh!

Kirby: Run!

Chip: We have to stop the Giant Magnet.

Dale: That's when you pull a plug out. (Chip nods no)

Rob: This looks just like my old blanket. I think it is my blanket. Whoa, that's my radio. Hey, Chris! Oh alright and the lamp! Hey, Chris!

Dale: Rob, run!

Rob: Hey! Wait a minute! These are mine. Let go! Whoa! Let me down! Aaah!

Chip: (sees the shut-off switch on the crusher) The shutoff switch!

Rob: Chris! Help!

Chris: Where are you? Rob?

Rob: Chris!

Toaster: [Goofy hollers]

Chris: Would you cool it? Now get down here. You're scaring me to death.

Monty: I stopped the crusher.

Dale: There's someone before you.

Chip: Toaster...

Gadget: The boiler. It connected to the crusher. With its gears jammed, the whole boiler will explode!

Monty: The boiler explosion could destroy the entire junkyard.

Fat Cat: (laughs evilly) Hello, my little Rescue Rangers! I've waited a long time for this!

Dale: Fat Cat?

Fat Cat: The one and only!

Chip: Fat Cat! You used the Cutting Edge appliances to get rid of Toaster and his friends!

Fat Cat: That's right! They're ensure Rob taking them to the dorm. Until you're stopped my plan.

Chip: Come on and face us? Are you a cat or a mouse?

Fat Cat: Let's get plucked, Rangers!

(The Rangers fight Fat Cat. They defeated him and struck him in a tire. They pull shut-off switch, preventing the crusher's boiler exploding.)

Fat Cat: (to his minions) You numskulls! Get me out of this thing!

Chris: Really now. Why don't you just buy a new one?

Rob:Are you kidding? Where could I find another toaster like this?

Chris:Like that? Probably nowhere.

Chip: Toaster's looked good as new.

Rob:Bye, Mom. I love you.

Rob's mom:I'll call you tonight. You forgot your sweater!

Blanky:We did good, didn't we?

Toaster:Yep, we did good.

Lampy:You know, I've been thinking. This college business seems like a good idea. I can absorb a lot of interesting facts.

Radio:Listen to this. I'm picking up a news flash! President Roosevelt has declared today a national holiday... in honor of those five amazing appliances we've heard about. So lock up the office, take down the top... and open that rumble seat! Last one to Coney Island is a party pooper. From the starlight roof high atop the Ritz... we wish our intrepid little friends... the best of luck... and a fond farewell!

Kirby: Ah, you're all a bunch of junk.

Lampy: Oh, I'm aching from joy!

Chip: This college business seems like a good idea for our next adventure. Yes sir. There's no stopping...

Rangers: The Rescue Rangers!

(Song: Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Theme Song)

♪ Sometimes some crimes ♪

♪ Go slippin' through the cracks ♪

♪ But these two gumshoes ♪

♪ Are pickin' up the slack ♪

♪ There's no case too big, no case too small ♪

♪ When you need help, just call ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's ♪

♪ Rescue Rangers ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ No, no, it never fails ♪

♪ 'Cause once they're involved ♪

♪ Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

♪ Rescue Rangers ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ No, no, it never fails ♪

♪ They'll take the clues ♪

♪ And find the wheres and whys and whos ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

♪ Rescue Rangers ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪