Thread:GreenGrassCreeper34/@comment-44663872-20200208013331/@comment-44663872-20200214045101

(a woman arrives to the stage)

Woman: Ladies and gentleman, your camp director, Mr. D.

(Mr. D arrives)

Mr. D: Hello ladies, and welcome to Camp Sherwood. I'm the camp director; just call me Mister "D". Befure the fun and games, there are a few rules. First, no bullying. Second, if you've got a problem, come to me or one of the counselors. No vigilante justice! Break rules one or two, and I cannot understate the amount of trouble you wilwl find yourself in. Third, the boy's camp across the lake is strictly off limits except for joint events. I catch anyone, they get a call to their parents. Capiche?