Prom Edition

Prom Edition

Summary

Quotes Rex Salazar:Will you please tell me what is going on?
 * Lyn Kane: (angrily yells) Stop! Both of you!

Brian:I'll tell you what's going on, I'm her boyfriend.

Rex growled angrily an tries to attack him again but Lyn pushed him back.

Lyn Kane:(angrily shouted)Stop! (calms down) Brian, this is Rex, my boyfriend. Rex, this is Brian, my ex boyfriend.

Rex and Brian:EX?!

Rex Salazar:Lyn?

Lyn Kane: Yeah?

Rex Salazar:Am i...taking Brian's place?

Lyn Kane: What?!

Rex Salazar: It's just that...i could see how much Brian used to meant for you and i don't want to change how you used to felt about someone and...

Lyn Kane: I'll be honest with you, Rex; Brian was a bi part of my life. He'll always have a place in my heart, a place that no one else and can fill. But while that might be true, that doesn't mean that i can't have an equally important place in my heart for someone else. And i believe that someone is you. Katherine: I can't be bothered to go to prom...no guy has asked me out and i'm going to my cat's funeral. Don't feel sorry for me because the cat was fat and useless anyway. So stop talking to me, you ugly dude.
 * Skye Rowan: Hey look, everything's going to okay tomorrow. Just wait and see, things might turn out-

Transcript

Skye Rowan:Hey look, everything's going to be okay tomorrow. Just wait and see, things might turn out-

Katherine:I can't be bothered to go to prom...no guy has asked me out and i'm going to my cat's funeral. Don't feel sorry for me because the cat was fat and useless anyway. So stop talking to me, you ugly dude.

Mr.Johnson:Okay you two, because you've both been so quiet during detention, i will let you both go early... i know you need to get home and get ready for prom tomorrow night but that's not why i'm letting you both go. Don't make me give you another detention about this again. Do you both understand?

Skye and Katherine:Yes sir.

Mr.Johnson:Goodbye then.

Katherine:We're going to get you, me and the other girls. Just wait and see.

Ezekiel Sanders:Do you have a crush?

Maya Jelani: Yeah, do you?

Ezekiel Sanders:Yeah and she looks so pretty tonight,

Maya Jelani: Really? Who is she? My crush looks great tonight as well.

Ezekiel Sanders:My crush is Maya Jelani...and yours?

Maya smiles.

Maya Jelani: Ezekiel Sanders.

Ezekiel smiles and they both close the gap that was between their lips. Some of the people around them made kissing noises.

Virgil Hawkins:Holy crap! He just kissed her!

Tora Da Costa:There's nothing holy about crap.

So, it seems that Skye Rowan, the drag queen, has the guts to turn up at the prom after all. This song is to you, from us!

Ok! I'm a cheerleader now!

U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi you ugly! Eh! Hey!

I saw you walking down the street just the other day.

I didn't see your damage from that far away.

I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming.

You walked up to me with your braces a gleaming.

Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess.

I thought it was a sack but it's your favorite dress.

You hurt the tree's feelings and the birds all flew.

I don't mean to insult you. Oh wait! Yes i do.

Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould.

You're only seventeen, you look a hundred years old.

When looks were handed out you were last in line.

Your face looks like when the sun don't shine.

Did you fall off a building and land on your head

Or did a truck run over your face instead.

There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill.

(points at Skye)You're ugly! U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly! Eh! Hey! You ugly!

U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi you ugly! Eh! Hey! You ugly!

What you really need is to wear a mask

And book that plastic surgeon fast boy

You're scary-you're hairy i heard about you

You're the main attraction at the city zoo

You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of lfab

When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab

You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big

And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig

Uncle Fester remember hum? I never knew that you had a twin

You can't disguise your googly eyes

In the miss ugly pageant, you win first prize

Yo mama says you ugly

You ugly!

Get busy

Yo mamma says you're ugly

Get busy

Yo mama says you're ugly

Get busy

You're ugly

Now i feel like blondie.

(points at Skye)

Quasimodo, Camel breath, squarehead.

UGLY!

Chicken legs, Pig face, Chin like bubba.

UGLY!

Fish lips, Toad licker, Point dexter.

UGLY!

Spaghetti arms, limp butt.

Freak show! UGLY!

Like an alien chased by the F.B.I.

U.G.L.Y., U.G.L.Y., U.G.L.Y., U.G.L.Y., U.G.L.Y., U.G.L.Y.

U.G.L.Y. you ain't got no alibi you ugly!

Skye was in total shock and embarrassment and Zak tries his best to comfort them.

Aeolus Rowan:Katelyn, what is with you?! You shouldn't be mean to Skye like that. I mean, what did they ever do to you?!

Katelyn: Nothing. But Aeolus, that drag queen brother of yours slapped Katherine in history class so we're getting payback!

Aeolus Rowan:Who in God's name is Katherine?! Anyway, don't mess with me, my half sibling, or any of my friends again!

Katelyn: Fine, won't only if you dance with me!

Aeolus Rowan:What? Never would i dance with an unpleasant, stuck up, snobby queen bee!

Katelyn: So you would rather go to the prom with...with...CRASHLIE THAN ME?!

Aeolus Rowan:Any day.

Katelyn: How dare you steal Aeolus from me? He loves me and now you've put a spell on him to make him say he hates me!

Berna Kane: Well sorry for not being a stuck up chick such as yourself and your other cult members!

Katelyn: Whatever, you pathetic runt!

Lyn Kane: He was my first boyfriend. Brian and i dated for a few weeks after my father died but sadly, he rejected when i found out that he never actually cared about me and that i was a victim of a game perpetrated by the jocks, where they must date as many girls as they can, rate them on a point system and then dump them for another.

Brian:That was a mistake and...

Lyn Kane: Brian, look, i really don't care. Not then and i definitely don't care now but Rex is my boyfriend now and i love him.

Rex Salazar: Ha! In your face!

Lyn playfully rolled her eyes but smiled lightly. Brian looked upset.

Brian:I can see that. I'm sorry. I really didn't want to hurt you. I'm an idiot for not seeing what was in front of me. But that's my fault and now someone else can appreciate you for who you are when i didn't. Take care of her, man. She's beautiful and one of a kind.

Rex Salazar: You okay?

Lyn Kane: Yeah, i mean, he wasn't exactly a good guy when we first dated but he was immature in many ways like you but he could never hurt me.

Sera Hernandez: Oh, so you're hungry for something else?

Hermione Cooper:N-no!

Sera Hernadez:Oh c'mon, I saw the way you looked at Devanie. Looked like you wanted to nibble on her and not your bread!

Hermione Cooper:That's not true!

Sera Hernandez: Yep and Crispin's probably gay. You're both so obvious it hurts. At least Crispin's go the courage to get a guy alone with him in a romantic restaurant. You, on the other hand, can't even get Devanie alone without looking like an oaf.

Hermione Cooper:Then what should i do?

Sera Hernandez: I dunno, don't ask me.

Hermione Cooper:But you and Berna-

Sera Hernandez: There's nothing between us.

Hermione Cooper:Well, i don't believe you.

Sera Hernandez: I'm not gonna listen to a dumb girl and you are not interfering in my business.

Hermione Cooper:Pardon my manners but i'm certain there's something there. You just don't want to see it or are oblivious. Even i can see it Sera and i'm just a dumb girl. Now, if you'll excuse me.

Hermione stood from her seat and approached Devanie, taking her hand and talking to her quietly. Sera watched as Devanie blushed slightly and shook her head, causing Hermione to furiously blush. She seemed downcast but then Devanie placed a hand on her shoulder and smiles down at her. Hermione pulled her by her wrist to the dance floor and they danced to the slow song being played.

Berna Kane: May i cut in?

Katelyn: Maybe later loser. (turns around and continued dancing with Aeolus who was completely out of step)

Sera Hernandez: What?!

Berna Kane: Are you okay?

Sera Hernandez: Just peachy.

Berna Kane: You sure?

Sera Hernandez: Does my face look like i'm joking?

Berna Kane: Aw but...(looked around to see that Aeolus is still dancing with Katelyn. An idea came to her suddenly and she grinned, standing up and pulled Sera by the wrist) Dance with me.

Sera Hernandez: What? No!

Berna Kane: Please?

Sera Hernandez: No!

Berna Kane: Do i have to beg for everything?

Sera Hernandez: I'm not going to dance with you! Just ask Aeolus.

Berna Kane: But i want you to go with me.

Sera Hernandez: Jesus Christ, Berna! Stop asking me!

Berna Kane: Please Sera? Can we dance, just once?

Sera's lip pulled downward in an annoyed grimace, but she sighed; nodding.

Sera Hernandez: Fine, fine! Just one dance.

Berna Kane: Yay!

Suddenly, Sera saw Crispin and Caden laughing and hugging each other. They were in the center of the dance floor but moved away to give more space for others. She looked shocked when she saw Crispin give Caden a kiss, but smiled warmly at their interaction. Berna glanced at Sera and she sadly sighed, clenching the fabric of her dress.

Berna Kane:(mentally) No way it was going to happen, not until i knew more about Sera's past. Who knows? I wanted to at least make sue we weren't entirely dependent on each other before it came down to that point, such as being in a relationship. I t would break me and i'm sure it would take years to fix, maybe even a lifetime. But it was already too late; i'm falling far too hard to stop.