Cool Rap Wars/Superman vs. Omni Man

Announcer: Cool Rap Wars Superman vs. Omni-Man

Superman: Nolan, it's a pleasure to meet you. I don't want to annihilate you unless I have to. Can we talk about you and your wife? I mean not telling her about your sinister other life? I am protector and an igniter of hope. While you were asked to join a hero team and nope. I defeated enemies like Brainiac without going to the brink. So I want to say: think, Nolan, think.

(Nolan Massey bursts through the door)

Nolan: Sorry i did none of those things

Superman: Not you Nolan Massey this Nolan.

Nolan Massey: Right, Sorry my bad.

(closes the door slowly)

Omni-Man: Oh please Clark, you think your a good hero. to me your always number 0. you caused an alien attack and couldn't save krypton. you died by doomsday and tormented Jimmy Olsen. and your movies with Reeve went all downhill not even man of steel was more forgetful than Smallville. You even killed the Joker for destroying all Metropolis you mke lois forget your identity by using a kiss. And you abused lois lane for about how many times. I'm surprised the Daily Planet only pays you in small dimes. You Are the Man of Steel yet you are just a curse. I'm glad DC decided to get rid of you and its snyderverse

Superman: Nolan Nolan, I didn't expect for a heavy brute's hits to all miss. You better have a bad feeling about this. Using your son as a tool. Playing everyone who trusted you as a fool. I'm a man of steel and you have no Kryptonite. So I can punish this Viltrumite. You constantly doubted your son and pushed him to the edge. And you caused your wife's relationship to have a wedge. So I am killing you like the Global Guardians. And when I think of J.K. Simmons, I think Jameson.

Omni-Man: Oh sure Kent people can't even tell by your disguise. Just some glasses and suit, They must be very blind. And you even burned innocent lives into deep burning fire. Not Even Superman 3 could be saved with Richard Pryor. You even sent Kara to an Orphanage and killed Darkseid's son and even abandoned all of earth twice leaving everyone. You even made out with Maxima on Lois Lane's grave. If anything you should have stayed dead by Doomsday. You also revealed Bruce Wayne's secret right straight to twitter. its no wonder Cavill left you to film Witcher. And you still think your a hero Shame dearly on you. your new show is obviously gonna flop more with the Arrowverse on the CW.

Superman: Terrible disguises, says the one with the big obvious mustache. You're a way worse protector than both Tango and Cash. Slaughtered all of these innocents to just make a point? And you're the one who destroyed all of your son's joints. You may have the Jameson Mustache but you are a space Nazi. And holy shit you are extremely bloody. Claimed to be a hero but that fooled absolutely nobody. I am more intimidated by Mr. Peadbody. And all of your heroics are such a bore. If I wanted to read a super violent rip-off of me, I would read Supreme before Moore.