None Down, Twenty To Go - Part 1/Transcript

This is a transcript for None Down, Twenty To Go - Part 1

Don's Introduction
Don (TDTRR): We're in the Grand Canyon. The place where hear your echo. Hi, i'm your host Don. And welcome to the first season of... (zoom in on his face) Looney Tunes: The Cartoon-ish Race! (Don's teeth glimmer and the opening credits begin)

Don (TDTRR): Welcome to Grand Canyon. As you know, 40 contestants will split into 20 teams of 2. This season will travel all around the world. Speaking of that, let's show the teams.

Team Confessionals
(Cut inside a bus, where Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck are sitting, Bugs Bunny eating a carrot and Daffy Duck rolls his eyes)

Don (TDTRR): Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, Main Ones.

Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck (confessional)

Bugs Bunny: So i'm the main character in the Looney Tunes franchise and Daffy Duck is the secondary character in the franchise.

More Coming Soon!

Starting Line
Don (TDTRR): Welcome contestants! This is the starting line for your 20-part race around the world! Each part ends at a Chill Zone (cut to the middle of Las Vegas, in the middle a golden carpet is laid out.) Get there fast because the last team to stand on the Carpet of Completion may be cut from the competition.

(Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Lola Bunny, Tina Russo, Porky Pig, Petunia Pig, Pepé Le Pew, Penelope Pussycat, Taz and Tasmanian She-Devil all look worried by this)

But the first team to reach our LAST Chill Zone will win (cut to the globe, it opens at the equator and inside is money-more specifically $1,000) ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!

(Everyone except for Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam cheer)

Don (TDTRR): Look over here. (Pan over to Don standing next to miniature statue of himself.) This is a cartoon-ish tip-box, also known as the Don Box. Press this button (regarding the big red button on it's head) to get the travel tips that will lead you through the Cartoon-ish Race!

(Everyone gets ready to run)

Don (TDTRR): Ready teams? On your marks! Get set! (Four screens appear, one with Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam, another with Lola Bunny, Tina Russo, Speedy Gonzales and Slowpoke Rodriguez, a third with Taz, Tasmanian She-Devil, Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner and the last with Marvin The Martian, K-9, Bigfoot and Squeaks The Squirrel) RACE! (The teams charge ahead and Don awkwardly protects himself to no avail, as he gets trampled) Watch the face! N-No the hair!

The Race Begins!/Either Or (Full)
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Ending
Don (TDTRR): All teams have arrived, and the flights have been booked. (Cut to a map of the world) Flight number one will carry Main Ones, Female Lovers, Friends, Rooster Brothers and Piggies. Flight number two carries Bird Eaters, Fast Speeders, Tortoise Eagles, Protectors and Funky Skunks. Flight number three carries Tasmanian Devils, Space Martians, Mouse Duos, Vampire Witches and Sheepwolfs. And flight number four has the Coyote Runners, Goofy Gophers, One Cat And One Dog, Idiot Tigers and Shooters. Who will win the first jaunt in our race? Tune in next time to find out! Looney Tunes: The Cartoon-ish Race is to be continued!

(End credits)