Kiki's Delivery Service (Astro Boy's Critic)

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(Kiki and Jiji flies back to over the pine trees, just as Ursula's wild crows also coming back, much to Kiki's heart-wrenching dramatically horror)

Astro Boy (vo): In another dramatic non-scary scene, Kiki tries rescue a cat doll in the forest, when, of course, some of these wild crows, leading to probably our favorite line in the entire film.

Jiji: They're calling you an egg-stealer!

Astro Boy: (as Jiji) And I know it's a young adult's film. We attempt to get that PG rating somehow! (a shot of Kiki and Jiji attacked by Ursula's crows, but this scene is fairly mild) So I won't say what it is, but THE EVIL POPCORN EATING MAN DOES!!!

(The "Evil Popcorn Eating Man" scene from Free Willy plays)

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Astro Boy: And it'll be interesting to see what they do with a CGI reboo-- (As he says, the words says "CGI reboot is scrapped" pops up) OH, NO! Believe it or not, there was a 2014 remake movie after that one. That CGI reboot has been scrapped! And believe it or not, in fact, Disney is sold Studio Ghibli library to GKids in North America.

(a clip of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic")

Pinkie Pie: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Astro Boy: Yeah, Pinkie Pie don't believe it. And Disney had continue to do hold Studio Ghibli library in Asia, funding all the future releases! Except Wild Bunch has been attempt to sell out of Disney's media in France. If I say the entire title, that means that I have to review it next week. At least we know they never make the same mistake again.

(The poster for what he's reviewing next, "A Cat in Paris", is shown briefly with "Final Confrontation" music ends from "Frankenweenie" soundtrack score by Danny Elfman)

Astro Boy: Oh, nothing like GKids at all!

THE END

(The credits roll)

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