Savages! The Movie/Pissed Off and Angry Party

Transcripts

 * Rarity: Welcome to Paradise Falls. How can I help you today?
 * Spike: Yes, I've got some birthday presents I need shipped.
 * Rarity: Sure, let's see what kind of-
 * Wubbzy: [runs in with the other anger-management class members] Burn it down! [the other members go forth destroying the store. Wubbzy walks up to a huge poster and sets it on fire]
 * Yang: Burn it down, dude! [Skunk demolishes boxes with a bat while Sonic and Tails takes a pipe to other boxes. Ollie kicks some boxes while Oh and Tip takes a small hammer to a huge box. Rainbow Dash, Daring Do and Quibble Pants fires away with a pistol while Gumball, Darwin, Poppy and Branch fires away with a semi-automatic]
 * Oh: [approaches the counter to set it on fire] Let's see how the Australian penguin likes it when we shut down their Paradise FALLS! [Yang reappears to bash more stuff up]
 * Stereo: Stereo, I'm standing outside the Paradise Falls, Antarctica, where a radical political group has taken several people hostage. They call themselves the pissed-off and angry party. And they allowed me to speak with them moments ago.
 * Rainbow Dash: [holding the clerk hostage] This is a call to all angry people! We've had enough! We're gonna hit the government where it hurts! Right in the Paradise Falls!
 * Stereo: What exactly are you angry about?
 * Rainbow Dash: We're angry about this stupid liberal government and fascist lies, media- control, and the-
 * Yang: The Jews!
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, Jews! And all this stuff that the government's doing!
 * Stereo: You've got a lot of people scared. What are your demands?
 * Rainbow Dash: Well first of all, we want that surgeon general to step down!
 * Skunk: Yes!
 * Rainbow Dash: And we want-
 * Sonic: [runs into view] And we want to see Obama's REAL birth certificate!
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, we want to see Obama's REAL birth certificate! And uh...
 * Oh: And my mom gotta stop trippin'. Bitch be trippin' all the time.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, we want our moms to stup trippin'! 'Cause the bitches be trippin' all the time! And I think that- uhh, [looks back at the other members.] is that it?
 * Tails: Hey, and fuck Lord Shen!
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah, and fuck Lord Shen! Surgeon general's resignation, Obama's real birth certificate, moms to stop trippin', and fuck Lord Shen! You got that?! Or else we're gonna bring the Paradise Falls to a grinding halt!
 * Stereo: Does it bother you that the Paradise Falls is not affiliated at all with the Paradise Antarctica?
 * Rainbow Dash: No. No, that doesn't matter! [releases the clerk and turns to look at the other members] Fuck, really?!