Nostalgia Critic- Kid's WB

(Nostalgia Critic intro)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so YOU don't have to!

Supersamus: HEY NOSTALGIA CRITIC!

NC: Ugh, it's the douchebag who made the Apocaverse. What the hell do you want?

Supersamus: I was thinking we could talk about Kid's WB.

NC: HELL NO!

ReianaSmiley: Hey guys. What's up?

Supersamus: We're doing a Kid's WB special.

NC: Oh no he ISN'T! We are NOT doing this special!

Supersamus: Well, your lineup originally said you were gonna do a review on Daddy Day Camp, so...

NC: Yikes! Fine! I'll talk about Kid's WB.

ReianaSmiley: You don't have to be mad, NC.

Supersamus: Yeah, NC! Kid's WB is AWESOME!

NC: Well, we can only start off with the most profitable thing about Kid's WB! *sigh* Pokemon.

Supersamus: POKEMON? I LOVE POKEMON!

Knottyorchid: You guys are talking about Kids WB? Can I join in?

NC: No! Get outta here!!! I don't even know you.

Knottyorchid12: You guys can't start this special without including the biggest Kids WB fan ever.

Supersamus: Hey Knotty! Anyways, we're just about to talk about Pokemon.

Knottyorchid12: Cool I love Pokemon!!

NC: WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE LIKE IT?

Supersamus: Because it's FUN!

NC: Well, whatever. I have, uh... never seen the show before, so uh... fill me in, please!

Supersamus: On it!

Knottyorchid12: (shows footage) (voiceover) Pokemon is a world wide phenomenon about a 10 year old boy named Ash Ketchum who goes to be a pokemon master with the help from his friends Misty and Brock who travel through regions to capture pokemon and collect badges.

NC: And, it SUCKS!

Supersamus: Well that's just the story. Tons of random shit happens in between.

* Goes back to footage*

Supersamus: (voiceover): This show is so fucking random and it's just amazing. It's colorful, it's creative, and it's a real wild ride. The characters are so over-exaggerated they're perfect, the voice acting is really strange but iconic, and all those little 4Kids switches... yeah, they were shitty.

* Cuts to Brock*

Brock: These doughnuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Nothing beats a jelly-filled doughnut!

Supersamus: THEY'RE RICE BALLS, YOU MORON!

Knottyorchid12: (voiceover) Oh yeah and theres this freaking douche of a trainer named Gary Oak which here's what i don't understand: 1, he's 10 years old and driving a car. 2, he has cheerleaders who follow him everywhere and 3 he's the biggest douche i have ever encountered in Pokemon.

Gary: You may have been first, but as a trainer, you're dead last.

(cuts back to Knotty NC and Supersamus and Reiana)

Knottyorchid12: (cracks knuckles) Excuse me Critic but can i borrow that gun real quick?

Supersamus: Calm down, Knotty! Gary is supposed to be the asshole bully from next door!

NC: So you two are trying to convince to me that it's a good show-

Supersamus: Doesn't get any better when Misty tries to comfort him.

(cuts to the show)

Misty (putting hand on Ash's shoulder): He doesn't know who you are!

Ash: My name is Ash Ketchum. The loser from Pallet.

(cuts back to Knotty, NC, Supersamus, and Reiana)

NC: Does he just go around saying where he lives? How would you like it if in John Carter where-

Supersamus: JOHN CARTER SUCKS!

NC: Right. Good point.

Supersamus (voiceover): Even with its flaws, Pokemon is still an inspiring show that will leave its impact for many generations to come.

NC: I'm still not convinced that this is a good show! Can we talk about Animaniacs since it was technically a Kid's WB show?

Supersamus: (laughs) No. You talk about Animaniacs all the time!

(Suddenly, Coolot1 comes in and gives a gun)

Knottyorchid: Thanks Coolot...wait what are you doing here?

Coolot: Wait this is another segment...

Knottyorchid12: Yeah! True. (shoots Gary Oak) There! That's better.

Supersamus: Great! Now we can talk about Yu Gi Oh.

NC: You mean the OTHER 4Kids dubbed piece of shit from Kid's WB? NO thank you!

Supersamus: You don't know what you're missing out on, critic.

Knottyorchid12: yea man we know a lot about Yu-Gi-Oh in a heartbeat

Supersamus: Yeah! Yu-Gi-Oh is awesome!

NC: I would much rather talk about Animaniacs, thank you!

Supersamus: Knotty. You know what to do.