A PSA With Perry the Platypus About Learning How To Tread Water

Transcript:
 * Boy: "See ya, Phineas!"
 * Phineas: (falls off cliff) "WOOOOAHHH! HELP ME! Perry!"
 * Perry the Platypus: "Keep cool! Use your head, don't lose it! Open and close your legs like a scissor! Keep up the steady rhythm! Put your head downward and use it in a Figure 8 motion!"
 * Phineas: "I'm treading water!"
 * Perry the Platypus: "You've got it! Never go on water alone!"
 * Phineas: "Now I know!"
 * Perry the Platypus: "And knowing is half the battle!"