It's Not Even New Anymore

"It's Not Even New Anymore" is the name of the first issue of a Forbush Man limited series within Marvel NEW.

Synopsis
Forbush Man finds out there has been a total reboot and isn't happy about it, so he decides to do what his comics do best and point out everything wrong with it.

Plot
Narrator: It is said there are five stages of grief... Denial.

Forbush Man: They're doing a total reboot!? no, this can't be happening, it isn't happening! it must be some kind of joke!

Narrator: Anger.

Forbush Man: Damn it! how could they do this!?

Narrator: Bargaining.

Forbush Man is seen busting in to a building, running up to a woman behind a desk.

Forbush Man: You need to let me in to this building so I can convince them not to do this! come on lady, I'll give you a hundred bucks!

Narrator: Depression.

Forbush Man is back at his home, sitting on the floor crying.

Forbush Man: Why God!? why have you abandoned us!? I mean I know that for whatever reason you're literally a sociopath in this universe, but I didn't think you'd do this!

Narrator: Acceptance... but we know that'll never happen, so he'll probably just keep being sad for a bit.

Forbush Man lies on the floor making high pitched freaky noises for a bit before eventually picking himself back up.

Forbush Man: No! I refuse to do nothing! I'm going to get up and do what I do best! make fun of people less talanted than me!

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