TheBat1sOut/The Dark Knight

The Dark Knight is the first issue of TheBat1sOut.

Transcript
The issue begins with James Wayne in his manor. Suddenly, Mark Pennyworth walks in. Meanwhile, someone is shown, revealing to be Catwoman. She is shown talking to another figure who is the Penguin. She does. It then cuts to a warehouse. Catwoman breaks into it. She grabs a jewel as suddenly, Bat1sOut jumps down. She tries to not laugh. She punches him. He then fights back. She kisses him. Then, Catwoman claws him. Then, Catwoman runs away, but grabs the needed thing first. However, Bat1sOut throws a Batarang at her, being a tracking device. At the docks, Catwoman comes in with Penguin walking out as well. She throws the bag. He gives Catwoman her fifty thousand. Suddenly, Bat1sOut drops in.
 * Mark: Master James.
 * James: Yes?
 * Mark: I know you're planning something.
 * James: Then you are completely correct.
 * Mark: What are you planning?
 * James: It's a secret that I can't reveal.
 * Mark: But I am your butler.
 * James: Fine. I am going to become a vigilante.
 * Mark: Are you serious?
 * James: Uhh... yes. And I would prefer your help.
 * Mark: If it is to keep it secret, I understand.
 * James: Yeah, plus I can't fight criminals on my own. I need an eye in the sky.
 * Mark: Sure. Shouldn't you contact the Commissioner?
 * James: He can't know. Nobody but you will know.
 * Mark: If you train a protegé?
 * James: True. But it is not the time.
 * Catwoman: How much are you paying me again?
 * Penguin: Fifty thousand. And if you fail me, I hope you like trains.
 * Catwoman: I never got caught. So I probably won't be caught.
 * Penguin: I hope so. Now go.
 * Catwoman: Who are you?
 * Bat1sOut: I'm Bat1sOut.
 * Bat1sOut: What's so funny?
 * Catwoman: Your name. It's just ridiculous.
 * Bat1sOut: If my name is so horrible, what's yours?
 * Catwoman: Catwoman.
 * Bat1sOut: So you're a furry.
 * Catwoman: No. Why would you say that?
 * Bat1sOut: You're dressed like a cat. So you're a furry.
 * Catwoman: I'm not a furry!
 * Bat1sOut: Mmm, just admit you're a furry.
 * Catwoman: For the last time. I'm not a furry!
 * Bat1sOut: Heh, I wonder who's weak as a furry.
 * Catwoman: Well, I have a secret move.
 * Bat1sOut: It's just you moving behind me without I looking.
 * Bat1sOut: (gasps) That's the stuff.
 * Catwoman: As I said, I got a secret move.
 * Bat1sOut: Agh! I should've seen that coming! Why are you doing this?!
 * Catwoman: Because you called me a furry!
 * Bat1sOut: I mean the robbing of this warehouse.
 * Catwoman: Um. I... I... have to rob something else!
 * Bat1sOut: I'm gonna investigate what shes planning on.
 * Penguin: So...? Did you succeed and got everything?
 * Penguin: Very impressive. Was it easy?
 * Catwoman: Uh... (nervously) Yeah.
 * Penguin: Alright then. You'd earn it.
 * Bat1sOut: Well, well, isn't it the furry?
 * Catwoman: For the last time, I'm not a furry!
 * Penguin: Who are you suppose to be?
 * Bat1sOut: The Bat1sOut.
 * Penguin: That is literally the worst name ever.
 * Bat1sOut: Well, you're a penguin wannabe!
 * Penguin: (gasps) Take that back...
 * Bat1sOut: No..
 * Penguin: Hey, do you like trains?
 * Bat1sOut: Um, no?