WikiViews/Fire Emblem (film)

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Noah (imitating Russell Casse from Independence Day): HELLO, BOYS! I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!

Satan: Ooh! Just in time for Fire Emblem!

* Noah goes out of control, batshit insane.*

Noah: Fire Emblem? FIRE EMBLEM!?!

* Cuts to Noah in his room.*

Noah: What is Fire Emblem? Dude, what ISN'T Fire Emblem?

* Cuts to images of Fire Emblem.*

Noah (VO): Fire Emblem is this awesome video game series that Nintendo made. It is probably their greatest creation, better than Mario, Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, even... *shows a picture of Captain N* Captain N: The Game Master!?!?!?!

Dillon: Absolutely is.

Noah: Well, I heard they made a movie out of this awesome video game, and I think the filmmakers knew about the shipping and the fantheories and the frustrating strategy and all that, so I think it'll be amazing! Let's see who directed it- RIAN JOHNSON!?!

* Shows a picture of Rian Johnson.*

Noah: Look, Rian, I'll be nice. Knives Out was pretty great, but you RUINED Star Wars!

Dillon: Last Jedi is not the worst Star Wars movie.

Noah: Last Jedi wasn't bad, but RISE OF SKYWALKER SUCKED THANKS TO IT TRYING TO RETCON THE LAST JEDI! So obviously, with a man who tortured the *sarcastic* GENIUS filmmaking skills of J.J. Abrams, he is now bringing his Midas touch of death to Fire Emblem. How is he gonna ruin it? Well, we're about to find out.

Dillon: It might work.