Kuckoo Kat: The Search for Whatzitville (2012 film)/Trailer transcripts

The trailer transcripts for Kuckoo Kat: The Search for Whatzitville (2012 film).

Teaser trailer
(The Gryphon Pictures, Imagine Entertainment, and Gryphon Animation logos play in silence)

FROM THE STUDIO BEHIND "KUCKOO KAT: SPY, SPY AGAIN" AND "ROAD TRIPPED"

COMES A BRAND-NEW ADVENTURE

THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF

(Kuckoo, Kooky, Smarty and Cuckoo walk on the blank screen)

Kuckoo: Would you look at that, a new movie with US!

Kooky: I can't believe it, we're back on the big screen!

Smarty: I must say, this is certainly surprising!

Cuckoo: Yeah, yeah, it's nice and all, but when are they releasing this stinkin' thing?!

(A black screen falls with COMING 2012 on it)

Cuckoo: Ow.

Teaser trailer #2
(The Gryphon Pictures, Imagine Entertainment, and Gryphon Animation logos play in silence)

AND NOW, AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM VOOVOO THE GREAT

(Static is shown, before VooVoo appears on the screen)

VooVoo: Hello there, inferior beings. I am VooVoo the Great, and I am here to announce my plans for world domination. You see, I am planning to make everyone on the planet as my servants. Once I do, I will become King of the World and if it doesn't go awry, King of the Universe. And when I do, there will be no one that can stop me!

(VooVoo laughs evilly)

Smedley: Um, sir?

VooVoo: (angry) '''WHAT IS IT NOW, YOU SNIVELING IDIOT?! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT?!'''

Smedley: Yes, but you have a important meeting at 11:30.

VooVoo: Oh, right. I'll be coming soon. Now run along, you fool.

Smedley: Yes. sir.

VooVoo: Well, now I must be going. So long and enjoy your world while it lasts, you're going to need it.

(The screen turns off)

INVADING THE WORLD IN 2012

Theatrical trailer
(A black background with the words “Gryphon Pictures and Imagine Entertainment presents” is shown)

Narrator (Mark Elliot): Once upon a time, there were heroes…

Kuckoo: Who, us?

Narrator (Mark Elliot): And villains…

VooVoo: The world will finally be mine!

(A montage of scenes starts while “Heartbreak Town” by Bruce Hornsby plays)

Narrator (Mark Elliot): And angry mobs…

Kuckoo: We gotta get out of here!

Narrator (Mark Elliot): And hillbillies…

Ol’ Brick Bobcat: Well, look at what we have here!

Narrator (Mark Elliot): Inkblot creatures….

(An inkblot creature roar at Kuckoo and the gang)

Narrator (Mark Elliot): Cowpokes…

Wild Bill Hiccup: And who do you think you are?

Narrator (Mark Elliot): Foul-mouthed felines…

Cuckoo: What the hell kind of place is this?

Narrator (Mark Elliot): Devil assassins...

One-Eye: You can count on us, sir!

Narrator (Mark Elliot): Screwballs…

Kooky: Catch ya later, suckers!

(VooVoo’s dragon, Sweetikins burps up fire)

Narrator (Mark Elliot): Dragons?!

VooVoo: That’s a good Sweetikins!

Narrator (Mark Elliot): This can only happen… In a film like this!

(Another montage of scenes plays with “Birdhouse in Your Soul” playing)

Narrator (Mark Elliot): From Gryphon Pictures and Academy-Award winning producer Brian Grazer, comes an adventure so crazy, you’ll think it was a nightmare!

Cuckoo: Thanks for the encouragement, pal…

VooVoo: They’ll all feel the wrath of VOOVOO THE GREAT!

Kuckoo: What’s a VooVoo?

Lil’ Bailey Bobcat: Hiya there, cutie.

Kooky: Creep!

Lil’ Bailey Bobcat: Ooh, the shy type!

VooVoo: Send in the inkblots!

(A devil bodyguard takes Kooky away in his grasp)

Kooky: Hey, don’t touch me there!

Kuckoo: Only I get to touch her there!

Smedley: How are you gonna do it?

VooVoo: Listen to the simplicity of the plan…

Kooky: His spirit of adventure is inspiring.

VooVoo: Now is the time to STRIKE!

Kooky: (dressed as a fairy) It isn’t nice to mess with fairy godmothers.

(Kooky zaps Cuckoo with her magic wand)

Narrator (Mark Elliot): It’s a tale of heroes…

Kuckoo: Your dashing hero is here!

Cuckoo: We couldn’t afford a better one?

Narrator (Mark Elliot): A tale of villains…

VooVoo: GET THEM! AND I WANT THEM DEAD OR ALIVE, SPECIFICALLY DEAD!

Narrator (Mark Elliot): A tale of misfits.

(Kuckoo, Kooky, Smarty, and Cuckoo make silly faces)

Narrator (Mark Elliot): With a all-star voice cast featuring...

AMY POEHLER

CHARLES FLEISCHER

JASON ALEXANDER

HANK AZARIA

MATT FREWER

JENNIFER TILLY

BILLY BOB THORNTON

JOAN CUSACK

NORM MacDONALD

JACK BLACK

BRUCE WILLIS

and "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC as the voice of KUCKOO KAT

Narrator: It’s the most foolish fable to hit theaters!

KUCKOO KAT: THE SEARCH FOR WHATZITVILLE

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