Donkey Kong Country (TV series) Deleted Scenes and Bloopers

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 * DK: (running to Bluster Barrelworks on four legs) Candy will help me turn things around. She used to be my girlfriend.
 * Candy: (to Bluster) Oh, Bluster!
 * Bluster: (to Candy) Oh, Candy!
 * [Bluster and Candy hug together with hearts floating around.]
 * DK: (walks to Candy and Bluster) Oh, please!
 * Candy and Bluster: (to DK) Who are you?
 * DK: (to Bluster) My name's Donkey Kong! That's my girlfriend, Bluster!
 * Bluster: Your girlfriend?
 * DK: (to Candy) And Candy, you're supposed to hang out with me! (points to Bluster while talking to Candy) He's not your boyfriend! (points to himself) I am!
 * Candy: Get lost! I'm in love with Bluster now.
 * DK: Come on, Candy, how can you forget the guy who gave you your first kiss?
 * Bluster: What? (to Candy) Candy, how could you?
 * Candy: (to Bluster) I have no idea who this big hairy ape is. Honestly, Bluster, you know I only love you.
 * DK: Candy! Bluster is NOT your boyfriend! If you don't care, maybe (brings out a hypnosis watch) this will get your mind off of him!
 * Candy: (to DK) Where'd you get that? You'd better not...!!!
 * DK: (interrupts Candy and starts swinging the watch) Look into this watch and repeat after me! You are my girlfriend! Your enemy is Bluster!
 * Candy: (gets hypnotized) I am your girlfriend. My enemy is Bluster! (stops getting hypnotized) (to DK) Donkey Kong? Is that you? (hugs DK) Oh, DK! (kisses DK on the lips) I love you!
 * Bluster: Wait, Candy! I'm your boyfriend!
 * Candy: (to Bluster) Oh, go jump off a short pier!
 * Bluster: Hmph! Fine! Maybe I will! (leaves and hops onto his barrel copter) Mumsy was right about you all along. (flies away) We're finished, Candy!
 * DK: (waves at Bluster) Bye!
 * Candy: (to DK) Now, where were we?
 * [Diddy comes in.]
 * Diddy: (to Candy) Hey, Candy, where's Bluster? And more importantly, where's his helicopter?
 * Candy: (to Diddy) Bluster broke up with me, so I've finally found my new boyfriend.
 * Diddy: New boyfriend?! Who's he?!
 * DK: (to Diddy) My name is Donkey Kong.
 * Diddy: (to DK) Donkey Kong?! (to Candy) But, Candy! I thought Bluster was your boyfriend!
 * Candy: Me and Bluster are through! DK's with me now!
 * Diddy: Candy! Get rid of this ape!
 * Candy: But I can't! I love him!
 * Diddy: (to DK) All right, buddy! Leave Candy alone and go away!
 * DK: But, Diddy! You cannot tell me to go away!
 * Diddy: Why not?
 * DK: Because you're my little buddy!
 * Diddy: Little buddy? Little buddy?!  DO I LOOK LITTLE TO YOU?!?! 
 * DK: Sorry. Uh, nothing personal. It's just that, I used to call you that when we were friends.
 * Diddy: We were friends?
 * DK: Yeah! Well, I know that you don't know me, but, what do you say? Can I be your new best friend?
 * Diddy: "New best friend?" I've never had a best friend before. But it's great for you to be here! (shakes DK's hand) Welcome!
 * DK: Uh, okay. I seem to like it here!
 * [Transitions to DK running to Funky and his plane.]
 * DK: (to Funky) Funky, you have to help me.
 * Funky: (to DK) Do I know you, dude?
 * DK: Uh, we were friends in another life?
 * Funky: (hugs DK) Finally, somebody who speaks my language. Welcome, bro. What's shakin'?
 * DK: Things aren't what they seem around here, and I need a friend.
 * Funky: The Funkman is your karma companion.
 * DK: You're never going to believe this, but first I was me, good old Donkey Kong, and then suddenly I was, like, this floating invisible thing.
 * Funky: I've been there, dude.
 * DK: And now, I'm visible! And I can touch things, (touches Funky) like this.
 * Funky: (laughs) Stop it, man! I'm ticklish!
 * DK: Thanks for letting me be your new friend, Funky! Well, better leave now!
 * Funky: Cool!
 * [DK leaves to King K. Rool's lair. Cuts to DK, running to K. Rool's lair. Inside, K. Rool, Klump and Krusha appear.]
 * K. Rool: (with the papier-mâché lily pad) Monkey intruders! Protect the papier-mâché lily pad at all costs!
 * DK: (to K. Rool, Klump and Krusha) Hey, relax. I'm not here to steal your lily pad.
 * K. Rool: (to DK) You're one of them.
 * DK: No, I'm not. I'm me, Donkey Kong. Name ring a bell?
 * K. Rool: You'll never get the lily pad from us. We'll protect it with every scale on our bodies.
 * DK: Get used to going around naked, guys, because Diddy is out to steal this thing once and for all.
 * Klump: (to DK) You're here to trick us, aren't you?
 * Krusha: (to DK) I trust this ape. There's something about him that seems sincere. Besides, I don't think he's smart enough to trick us.
 * DK: (to Krusha) Thanks, I think. (to K. Rool) Hey, can I see this for a sec? Aw, come on. Is this the face of a lily pad thief?
 * K. Rool: Just be careful.
 * [DK grabs the lily pad, but gets dropped. K. Rool, Klump and Krusha gasp as the lily pad is about to get broken. DK quickly saves the lily pad as K. Rool, Klump and Krusha sigh in relief.]
 * DK: (wipes off his forehead in relief) Phew. (quickly leaves the lair)
 * K. Rool: (to Klump and Krusha) He's getting away with our lily pad! After him!
 * [K. Rool, Klump Krusha chase after DK. Fades to DK, with the papier-mâché lily pad running in the forest.]
 * DK: (to Diddy, Candy and Funky) Hey, guys! We're returning the lily pad!
 * [Diddy, Candy and Funky cheer as they follow DK. Cuts to DK, with the papier-mâché lily pad, Diddy, Candy and Funky going to Cranky's cabin, with K. Rool, Klump and Krusha chasing after them. DK and his three friends stop as they see Cranky, who's at the cabin entrance, with the doors open.]
 * Cranky: (to DK) Who're you?
 * Diddy: (to Cranky) He's our new friend, Donkey Kong, and he's helping us return the papier-mâché lily pad!
 * DK: (to Cranky) Hey, Cranky!
 * Cranky: Well, come on in!
 * [DK, Diddy, Funky, Candy enter the cabin and hide inside as Cranky closes the doors.]
 * Cranky: Hoorah! You found the lily pad! Now let's put it back in its natural habitat! (pounds his cane three times)
 * [The sounds of the cane makes the blue case open. DK puts the lily pad on the pedestal. The blue case closes.]
 * Diddy: (to DK) Good job, big buddy! (to DK, Candy, Funky and Cranky) Now, join me, my minions, and together, we can rid all of croc-kind, and I'll rename this island, Diddyland! (cackling)
 * DK: WHAT?! That name still sounds dopey!
 * [Diddy, Candy, Funky and Cranky gasp.]
 * Diddy: (to Candy, Funky and Cranky) HE'S NOT OUR FRIEND ANYMORE! HE'S A LIAR! GET HIM!
 * DK: SORRY!!
 * [Candy, Funky and Cranky chase after DK. DK dashes off.]
 * K. Rool: (to DK) There he goes! (chases after DK)
 * [Diddy, Funky, Candy, Cranky, Klump and Krusha chase after DK.]
 * Diddy: Every ape for itself!
 * [DK leaves the cabin and swings onto vines. The apes and Kremlings are still chasing after DK, but fall off the bridge.]
 * DK: That's a close one! BANANAAAA SLAMM- (gets hit by a tree and falls down to the ground)
 * [Transitions to Diddy, Candy and Cranky walking in the forest.]
 * Candy: (searching for DK) DK? Where are you? (to Diddy) Do you really think he ran away?
 * Diddy: (to Candy) Well, we did make him feel pretty unwanted around here.
 * Cranky: Ah, baloney. If I know Donkey Kong, he's probably lying under some... (bumps into DK) Oof! Do I know Donkey Kong or do I know Donkey Kong?
 * Candy: (to DK) DK, are you all right? We were worried sick about you.
 * DK: (wakes up and backs away from Candy) No, leave me alone! You're all evil! I gotta get outta here!
 * Diddy: (to DK) What're you talkin' about?
 * DK: (points at Diddy) You, the evil Diddy! (points at Candy) And Candy, you're in love with Bluster, and...
 * Cranky: (to DK) Ooh, boy. That must have been some dream you had.