The Nintendo Movie/Transcript

Prologue
In an Unknown Place

(The Old Man is guarded from someone and he know he's here)

Old Man: He's here, covered your butts.

Guard: Covered our butts? Why.

(And then the Gate has Open and it was Dimentio and his Minions)

Dimentio: Virtruvius.

Virtruvius: Dimentio.

Dimentio: You've hidden the Dark Cannon well, old man. Minions! Destroyed him!

Virtruvius: Your Minions are no match for me, for a Master Brawler. That I can see Everything!

(He's fighting all Dimentio's Minions and then Dimentio just Blinded him)

Virtruvius: Agh! My Eyes!

Dimentio: Looks like I won. (He open the chest) Finally, the Dark Cannon is Mine! Minions, take it to my Ship. And this time Nobody will stop me.

Virtruvius: (He Stand up) There is a Prophecy.

Dimentio: Propechy?

Virtruvius: About the Trophy Stand.

Dimentio: Trophy Stand?

Virtruvius: Yes. There supposed to be a Trophy Stand that can somehow magically disarm the Dark Cannon.

Dimentio: Really.

Virtruvius: One day, a talented Two Girls or boys the Heroes will make the Trophy Stand found from its hiding refuge underground, and with a noble army at the helm this Master Brawler will thwart The Dark Cannon and save the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting most important persons of all times. All of this is true, because it rhymes

Dimentio: You sure? That was a great, inspiring legend that you made up.

(Dimentio send him fly away from the Place)

Dimentio: The Heroes? Well, they will never save the World from Me (Evil Laugh)


 * Nintendo and Warner Bros. Picture


 * The Nintendo Movie

Life in Diamond City
8 and a Half years ago

(A Small Yellow Cat named Spitz has Woke up from his bed)

Spitz: (Yawn) Good morning to me. Ready to start the day. (He get off the bed) (Breath) Alright time for me to say...

Citizen: Good morning Everyone!

(Everybody in Diamond City Saying Good Morning Everybody)

Spitz: Alright time for me to do my Exercise. Jumping Jacks hit'em. (He Jump) One. (He Jump again) Two. (He jump again) Three. I'm so pump out! Time for me to take a Shower.

(He take a Bath in a Shower)

Spitz: And I have to be careful not to get soap on my (The soap got into his eyes) EYESSS!

(After that he brush his teeth and Comb his Fur)

Spitz: Time for me to get dress. (He walk out of the Door) Wait! I'm still in my Pajamas.

(He dress up inside the Closet)

Spitz: (Dress up as a Parrot) No. (Dress up as a Football Player) No. (Dress up in Europe) Na-ah (Dress up as a Soccer Player) No (He dress up his Casual clothes) Not that. (He dress up like Gizmo from Teen Titan) Wrong. (He finally found his Outfit) And that's it Check. (And he put on his Goggles on his Forehead)

(He make his own Breakfast and he sit down his Chair)

Spitz: I have to wait for Dribble to pick me up. So I better hang around here. (He turn on his TV) I like Pair Of kings. (Laugh)

Newspaper Boy: Paper! Get your morning Paper.

Spitz: (He turn off the TV) Time for me to get the Paper. (He pick up the Newspaper on his Doorstep and he read it) A New Video Game coming, Cool... What the? A Clown is trying to take over the World. What was that about?... Oh well, I guess it's for a New Video Game. (Sigh) Let's see the Mail (He look at the Mail) John. Michael. Danny. Gus. Thomas. Jerry. Ace... Jeff (He put all the Mall on the Desk) Man, How long will Dribble would pick me up?

(He heard a Honk noise it was Dribble driving his Taxi)

Dribble: Come on, Spitz! Let's go!

Spitz: Finally, time for me to go. (He grab his Backpack and left House and he Realize something's missing) Oops, I forgot my Wrench. (He pick up the Wrench and left House)

(He lock the Door and he get in the Taxi and they drive off)

Dribble: I got some Shoes for you. (He show Spitz some Shoes, It was Blue and Yellow)

Spitz: Thank. (He put on his Shoes) Can you turn on the Radio.

Dribble: Sure. (He turn on the Radio)

DJ: Time to play "Everything Is Awesome"

Spitz: Oh my G-O-S-H, I like this Song!

(Song "Everything Is Awesome)

(While they were drive they saw a Customer coming)

Dribble: Where to?

Man: To the Park.

(They finally made it the Diamond City Park)

Man: Thank.

Spitz: He gave us a tip.

Dribble: Great! Time to get our Laundry.

(They went to Laundry Store and get their Laundry)

Spitz: Hey did you hear this, the Football Player are gonna have a Local Sport Team.

All: Go Sport Team!

Dribble: I'll go get my Coffee.

Spitz: Okay.

Dribble: I'll have a Coffee.

Manager: Here you go. (He give him a Coffee) That thirty-seven Dollars.

Dribble: (Silent) Okay, Here you go. (He give a Money)

(They went to Warioware ,Inc and they saw their Friends)

Wario: Alright! Listen up Everybody. We need to do all our work to get some Money for today, and this time let's sing Everything Is Awesome.

All: Yeah.

(They are doing their Work and they are Singing except Ashley and Young Cricket)

5 Hours Later

(After their Work, they are going back home for the end of the Day)

Wario: Thank you, you Guys. We finally got some Money's for today. Time for you all to go home.

18-Volt: Finally! I'm going to the Sports Bar after work tonight.

Kat: I'm going to do my Dojo.

Ana: Me too.

Dr. Crygor: I'm gonna do all my Work at my Lab.

Ashley: I'm going back home to find the book that's so scary.

Young Cricket: Better go back home for my Master.

Jimmy T: And I'm gonna to do my Dancing move at my Place.

Dribble: Well, I better go home. Spitz, do you want a Ride?

Spitz: No, I better go take a Walk back back home, cause my House is over there.

Dribble: Okay, Suit yourself.

5 Minutes Later

(Spitz is going back home, and he got bump from a Trash Can)

Spitz: Ouch! Man, I have to be Careful... Wait, where's my Notebook? (He went to the Grass to find his notebook, and he found it) Great, I better write those for my Life.

(He going back to the City, and he heard someone running pass him)

Spitz: Did someone pass me?

(He look around and he saw Two man searching something in the Forest)

Spitz: Uh, Excuse me you two. You guys cannot go to the Forest is dangerous here. Hello? They didn't listen to me. (He pull out his Phone) Well, I have no choice but to report you.

(He saw them ran off)

Spitz: Wait! I didn't mean to scare you! I just want to- (He slip on the Oil) (Scream)

(He fell down to the Big Hole and he got Knocked Several time)

Spitz: Ow.

(He still Fell down to the Hole and he got Knocked Again)

Spitz: Owie.

(He Landed on his Back and he saw a Beautiful Area)

Spitz: Hey. That doesn't look so Bad.

(He got his leg hurt from a Rock and he got sting from a Spike)

Spitz: Ow! Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah.

(He finally fell down to the Ground and he saw a Golden Plate)

Spitz: Wow, what is that.

Voice: Touch the beam.

Spitz: Touch the Beam? What do you mean?

Voice: Touch the Beam.

Spitz: Well, I think I should touch it.

(He gets up and starts walking over to the golden Plate, he becomes completely transfixed, he slowly extends his hand and touches the Plate and immediately gets a vision which includes Vitruvius reciting the Trophy Stand)

Virtruvius: The Heroes will make the Trophy Stand found from its hiding refuge underground...

(Spitz has been passed out)

Captured by the Star Wolf
(Spitz has Woke up and he got strap on a Chair)

Spitz: Where am I?

?????: You're in my Ship far side of Diamond City.

(It was Wolf, Leon and Panther)

Spitz: Who are you?

Wolf: I'm Wolf. This is Leon and Panther we are the Star Wolf.

Spitz: Star Wolf? Look I watch Space Movie but... Why am I here?

Wolf: We captured you and your Friend cause you're the Heroes.

Spitz: What! Wait... My friend?

(They look over there and it was 9-Volt)

Spitz: 9-Volt?

9-Volt: Hey, Spitz.

Spitz: How did you got Captured?

9-Volt: They got me Jaywalking will I was going back home.

Leon: We didn't Captured you Jaywalking. We Captured you.

9-Volt: Why did you Captured us.

Wolf: Because you guys are the Heroes from the Master Brawler.

Spitz: Master Brawler? What's That?

Panther: Playing Dumb, Cat. So where did you find the Trophy Stand?

Spitz: Trophy Stand? I don't know what you were talking about?

Wolf: So, you never heard of the Prophecy.

9-Volt: Prophecy?

Leon: Or a Master Brawler.

Spitz: Nope.

Panther: You guys are Liar's.

Both: No we're not!

Wolf: (He show them the Monitor) Security cameras picked up this. We saw you falling down the pit and found the Trophy Stand.

9-Volt: Huh?

Spitz: I don't know what you were talking about?

Panther: And why do you have a Trophy Stand on you Backpack.

Spitz: Huh? (He look at his backpack and he saw a trophy stand on his Backpack, He try to take it off but it can't) It won't come off. It won't come off!

9-Volt: What is that!?

Wolf: Told ya.

Spitz: But one more thing. Why did you captured 9-Volt, he didn't have that thing on my Backpack?

Leon: Because you were close friend to him. So we captured him too.

9-Volt: I see... You have to believe us we're innocent.

Panther: We believe you.

Spitz: Really?

Wolf: He's right, You see the quotations I'm making with my claw hands? It means we don't believe you! Why else would you show up with that thing on your backpack just three days before Dimentio will use the Dark Cannon to Take over the World.

Spitz: Dimentio? Who's Dimentio?

Leon: Come on, you can be this Stupid.

9-Volt: Look, This is just a Misunderstanding. We're just a regular, Normal People from Diamond City. And even thouh our Friends wil know that we are missing. So I guess they are searching for us.

Wolf: Really? How do you explain those Letters that we got. (He put the Letter on the Desk)

Spitz: Huh? (He read the Letter, and he doesn't like it) That's for Wario. We're not gonna read his Letter. (He torn it and read the second one) That must be Dribble's Letter, Dear Spitz. If you reading this I left Diamond City, I went on my own outside of Diamond City. I know that you gonna miss me, but I'll see you again. Signed. Dribble... He left me.

9-Volt: Dear 9-Volt, I left Diamond City with my Friends without you and Spitz, I have to go on my Journey Today. Signed. Mona... (Sign)

Spitz: Dear Spitz you Groove Cat. I left Diamond City to do my Groove with the Others. I know that your not gonna have a Party with me, but I'll come back soon. Signed, Jimmy T.

9-Volt: Dear earthling. I left Earth and went off to a new Planet. I really miss Earth, I'll see you again. Signed, Orbulan... I really like that Alien.

Spitz: Dear, Spitz. Me and my Sister are leaving Diamond City to do our Training, I kow you and 9-Volt are gonna miss us, but we'll come back. Signed Kat and Ana... I really like those Girls.

9-Volt: That must be my Best Friend. Dear 9-Volt. I left Diamond City with my Friends I know that you are gonna have fun playing games without me, But I'll come back to play. Signed, 18-Volt.

Spitz: Dear, Spitz. I left my Lab and went off to somewhere, I know you are gonna miss all my Invention. But I'll build some till I get back. Signed Dr. Crygor.

9-Volt: Dear 9-Volt. Me and Red are going on a Journey to find somewhere that Scary for us. And don't make something Pretty at my House. Signed. Ashley.

Spitz: Dear Cat. I went off a Journey to finish my Mission for my Master. And I went off on my Own to finish my Mission. Signed. Young Cricket... They abandon us.

(They are gonna cry but they wipe their Tears)

9-Volt: Looks like they left us.

Wolf: I see. That means... We must Eliminate you both.

Both: What!

Leon: Take them to the Melting Chamber.

Spitz: Wait! Maybe you will have my Backpack with that thing on.

Wolf: No, We have to Eliminate you two, and the Trophy Stand.

2 Minutes Later

(The Robots put Spitz and 9-Volt on a Straping Table)

Spitz: What are you going to do to us?

Leon: We are going to slice in half with this Laser.

9-Volt: What!? No! You will killed us!

Wolf: Sorry Boys. (He press the Button)

(The Laser is about to Charge Soon, and that make Spitz and 9-Volt Scared, Until then Wolf got a Call)

Wolf: Yeah? Oh, hey Dimentio. Yeah we got them, yes, we are going to the Eliminated him. After that we are going to... Eliminate Their Friends.

Both: What did you Say!?

(They left the Room)

Spitz: There's obviously been a mix up here! You've got the wrong Boys.

(They are not Listening to him, Until then Two men from the Forest is Fighting those Robot with their Moves and they blast them with a Laser. After that they approach Spitz and 9-Volt with a Hammer)

Both: No, No, Nooo!

(But they set them free from the Iron Shackles)

Spitz: Who are you?

?????: Come with us, If you rather not a-die.

(Spitz and 9-Volt grab their Hands and they are running for their Escape. Spitz saw a GPS Watch on the Floor, he pick it up just in time. Until then the Star Wolf Team has come back)

Panther: How everything in...?

(They saw Spitz and 9-Volt running with Two Men)

Wolf: Stop them!

(They use their Laser to Blast them, but they dodge it and made it through the Door to Outside)

Wolf: Red alert! Red alert! I need everyone, repeat, everyone, to go after the Heroes!

Escape Diamond City
(They are running from the Robots and hide behind the rock, Spitz has put the GPS Watch on his Wrist)

Spitz: Are their Gone?

?????? 1: Yes their Gone.

?????? 2: Okay, we gonna get out of here.

9-Volt: How can do that?

?????? 1: Don't worry, we should use our Kart. Stay here.

(They went off and leave Spitz and 9-Volt here, They hear a Noise coming from the Star Wolf Ship)

Spitz: Hurry up you two!

(They come back with their Karts)

9-Volt: Wow, Nice Kart.

????? 2: Thank you. Now hop on.

Spitz: Are you Serious?

????? 1: Yes! Come on!

(They hop on their Karts and they drive Faster)

Spitz and 9-Volt: (Scream)

(They made it to Diamond City but they are still chasing from the Star Wolf)

Spitz: I have one Question for you! But what's going on?

????? 1: Hang on!

(They are driving through Highway and they ram to those Robots)

9-Volt: Hope they are Alright?

(They saw the Star Wolf's team chasing them)

Wolf: Don't let them escape!

Robot: Roger!

(They block them but they ram at Them)

?????: We need to meet up with Vitruvius and tell him the Trophy stand has been found.

Spitz: Uh-huh.

Panther: Get them with the Rider!

(They are gonna get them, but the Italian man just Destroyed it by using a Hammer)

9-Volt: Look can you tell us what's going on?

????? 1: We're rescuing you Boys. You're the one that had the Trophy Stand.

Spitz: Us?

????? 2: You found the Trophy Stand and the prophecy states that you two are the most important, most talented, most interesting and most extraordinary persons in the universe. That's you guys, right?

Both: Uhhh... Yes, that's us.

????? 1: Good. Now you two drive.

Both: What!?

(They jump off their Karts and they are fighting those Robots. Spitz and 9-Volt are driving their Kart)

Spitz: I don't know how to drive!

9-Volt: I am too young to drive!

(They don't know how to drive and they lose Control and they Began to Help)

Spitz: I don't like this! I want to go home!

9-Volt: Me Too!

(They saw a House in front of them)

Spitz: This is not what we meant!

(They went inside the House with a Kart and they went up to the Attic Screaming and Burst out of the house)

????? 2: Oh No! Look out Heroes!

(They are out of Control and ram all those Robots)

????? 1: Brother look. They are very good in this.

(They went back to their Karts)

Spitz: I have one question for you two. We didn't get your Names?

Maroo: I'm Mario and this is my brother Luigi.

9-Volt: I can't hear you!

Mario: My name is Mario and this is my Brother Luigi.

Spitz: What is your Brother's name? Was it Mario or Luigi?

Mario: Luigi.

9-Volt: Are you from Italy, you guys?

Luigi: Not quite.

Spitz: Oh Wait, your name is Mario and your brother's name is Luigi. We didn't recognize you guys from your Hats.

Luigi: Seriously?

9-Volt: Yeah. And my name is 9-Volt and this is Spitz-

Mario: Let's not introduce ourselves.

Leon: Block the Freeway!

(The Robots block the Freeway)

Robot 2: We block the Freeway.

Spitz: They block the Freeway!

Luigi: Not this time.

(He and his brother push the Button on their Kart and turn into a Flying Kart)

9-Volt: Did that Kart just float?

Mario: Yes! E.Gadd Build it for us.

(They are flying outside of Diamond City)

Mario: We should go there.

Spitz: You mean the Cliff!?

Luigi: Nope this one. (He push the button on his Scanner)

(And then it create a Portal)

9-Volt: You mean we have to go to the Portal? We can't do this.

Mario: Don't break! Go! Don't stop! Go, now!

Spitz: We can't do this!

(They jump off but Mario and Luigi pull them back to the Kart)

Spitz: We are not gonna get ourselves killed.

Mario: Wait... What's your Hobby and your Occupation?

9-Volt: Shake Boarding and I'm a Student.

Spitz: Science Fiction and a Taxi Driver.

Luigi: Your favorite show?

9-Volt: Best Friend Whenever.

Spitz: Pair of Kings.

Mario: Your favorite Song?

9-Volt: Whenever!

Spitz: Everything Is Awesome!

Luigi: Oh Dear.

Mario: Oh No.

(They went to the Portal and it's closing. The Star Wolf's team didn't make it)

Wolf: Darn it!

Leon: Rat!

Panther: We're so Close!

(He throw the Rock at the Person and got knocked out)

Back to Spitz and the other

(They are floating through the Portal and the Kart got Destroy and they are falling)

Both: (Scream)

(And they landed on the ground except Spitz he's still screaming, Mario left to do something)

9-Volt: Spitz. Spitz!

Spitz: Huh?

Luigi: We're here.

Spitz: Really? Where are we?

(The saw the Sign over there)

Spitz: This is so- (Mario hit him with a Hammer) Ouch!

Luigi: Mario! He stop screaming.

Mario: (Angrily) I wasn't trying to stop him Screaming. You both are not the Heroes. You lied to us!

Spitz: Ouch. Okay, we lied to you guys.

Mario: And your not the Master Brawler's too. Come on Luigi. (They walk off)

9-Volt: Wait up! I mean we know what a Master Brawler is. But why didn't you tell us about what it is? The way we could see that you were right.

Mario: You two Ruined the Prophecy.

Spitz: We're sorry alright, you just made us to the Heroes and it sounds good.

Mario: To think, we were going to follow you to the end of the universe.

9-Volt: You two were? Well, here's the thing, how do we know for sure that we're not the Heroes? We just don't know it yet.

(Mario and Luigi pull them to the Gravestone)

Luigi: Be quite.

(They saw 4 Cowboys in the Distance)

Cowboy 1: You guys want some dried Turkey leg?

Cowboy 2: Nope.

Cowboy 3: No thank you.

Cowboy 4: I'm good thank you.

(Mario and Luigi is Attacking them and knock the out)

Spitz: Oh My G-O-S-H.

Luigi: Put these on. (He gave two Cowboy clothes to them)

4 Minutes Later

(They already dress up and they ride a Horses)

9-Volt: Look, can you explain to us like why we dressed like this, and what was all about and like where are we this time?

(Mario look at them in Frustration)

Mario: Your world is Diamond City is one of many realms in the universe. There's also this one, Corneria, Hyrule, Dreamland, Mushrooms Kingdom, a bunch of others we don't need to mention.

Spitz: Go on.

Luigi: Dimentio who was an Enemy to us, has stole the Dark Cannon, the most powerful object in the Universe. Blah, blah, blah. Proper name. Place name. Backstory stuff...

Spitz: Keep going.

Mario: .... Is the Heroes. The Heroes. I'm so happy. I like you. But I'm angry with you two for some reason.

Spitz: We're sorry.

Luigi: ...at the end of the universe, put the Trophy Stand onto the Dark Cannon and disarm it forever!

Spitz: I think I got it for what you said.

9-Volt: And I have a Question... Tell me the Whole thing again, cause I wasn't listening.

(And that make Mario Frustration)

Mario: Okay, all the people of the universe were once free to travel and work together and help each other whatever they wanted. But Dimentio saw  all the things that we did, so he erected walls between the worlds and became obsessed with order and perfection, and he stole the mysterious secret super weapon called...

Dimentio: The Dark Cannon!

Mario: And he hired Star Wolf's team to hunt down all the Master Brawler, who were always changing everything. Those of us who remained, well we went into hiding, built tunnels to survive. And we searched for the Trophy Stand, the only thing that can stop the Dark Cannon.

(They get off their Horses)

Spitz: The Dark Cannon? Wait, that's what the Wolf and his Friends told us about. well they said something about the Dark Cannon, Dimentio was going to use the Dark Cannon to end the world in three days. I can't make any sense of it.

(Mario and Luigi heard for what he Said)

Mario: Friday? We knew that was suspicious. There's no time to lose, we must find Vitruvius and get to Dimentio's Castle before it's too late!

(They ran off even Spitz and 9-Volt)

9-Volt: Okay. How scary can someone's Castle would be?

Spitz: Don't know, but we gonna find out.