The Simpsons: Hit & Run (movie)/Transcripts

This is the transcript of The Simpsons: Hit & Run (movie).

(Shows 20th Century Studios logo)

Text: Twentieth Century Studios Presents

Text: In Association with Twentieth Century Animation

Text: A Gracie Films Production

Text: A David Silverman Film

(The story starts at brighter blue sky with cumulus clouds, then a strange glowing beam appears, then a sworn of wasp cameras coming from the beam, then the text, "The Simpsons: Hit & Run" materializes out of the clouds. The camera zooms, and we move through the letter "P" into the swoop, which leads to The Simpsons' House, where a wasp camera is at, we see Bart at the garage, tie in his shoe, & rides off on his skateboard, we see Marge at the front door, then the wasp camera flys through the living room window, where we see Homer is sleeping on the couch. Then he wakes up, & see the wasp camera right in front of him, he destroyed the wasp camera. After he destroys the wasp camera, Krusty the Clown suddenly appears in a television commercial.)

Krusty: (on TV) Hey hey! I'm endorsing a new cola, kids, and this one isn't poisonous to anybody!

Voice in Background: That we know of.

Krusty: ''(on TV, holding a can of Buzz Cola) New and improved Buzz Cola is made of only the finest sugars and waters. Plus, it has a special ingredient to hot for the FDA!

(Krusty hands a can of Buzz Cola to a boy in a Buzz Cola costume.)

Krusty: (on TV) It'll give you the get up and go you need to do all the pathetic stuff you have to do. Try new improved Buzz Cola!

Homer: Mmmm, cola. Must get Buzz Cola. (drools, as he gets up and walks out to the front door, then Marge appears)

Marge: Homie, somebody ate every dessert in the house! I need you to run to the store and pick up some of that ice cream with the miniature pies in it.

Homer: Uh, must have been one of our kids, probably Milhouse.

(He gets into his car, as he starts the engine, Marge is at the car window)

Marge: (holding Lisa's science project) Oh, & Lisa left for school without her science project. Can you get it to her, after you run to the store?

Homer: Oh, do I have to?

Marge: You can drop it off on your way to work.

Homer: And I have to go to work?!

(She hands Lisa's science project to Homer, as he drives off to Kwik-E-Mart. The scene cuts to the Kwik-E-Mart, he arrives, & goes into the store and talks to Apu.)

Homer: Hey Apu. Give me a Buzz Cola, and I need another bucket of ice cream with mini-pies.

Apu: What happened to the ice cream with mini-pies your wife bought this morning?

Homer: I probably ate it, I don't remember stuff too good.

(He hands the cola, & the bucket of ice cream to Homer, & Homer hands out money to Apu, as he puts it in the cash register. Homer heads out with the cola and the bucket of ice cream.)

Apu: Thank you! Come again.