WikiViews/Naked Star Fox

(It starts with Nolan sitting on the couch his eyes burning and crying and screaming while he repeatably bleaches his eyes and brushes his eyes with a toothbrush)

Nolan: What the hell...did i just watch....why do we live in a world like this where this exists, Whats the world coming to? Am i dead and this is my punishment

(he gets on the floor disturbed to oblivion and crying as suddenly motherfucking Batman breaks in)

Nolan: Batman. ...

Batman: Yeah... Dillon is busy so I'm going to review with you.

Nolan: Save me from this hell hole

Nolan: Batman?

(he immediately leaves)

Batman: Sorry kid you're on your own.

Nolan: Ok. . . . Star Fox

(shows Star Fox logo and game)

Nolan (VO