Nicktoon High/Quotes

Quotes

 * SpongeBob: Welcome to your favorite school, Nicktoon High! If you need anything or if you have a emergency, then come and see me. But if you get in trouble, you will be sent to me and get detention. Have a good year!
 * SpongeBeck: We know, dad.


 * Cat: Our nephews have to wear the cone collars every school day, so they wouldn't have problems and cheat on tests.
 * Dog: Yes.


 * Crystal: Why do you find our Math teacher funny?
 * Will: He got a degree from Harvard and doesn't know how to open a pickle jar.
 * Crystal: Yeah, but why do you guys laugh at him everyday.
 * Stimpy: Funny.
 * Puppy: Like Mr. Stimpy said, think about the time where the heavy box of catch-up work fell on his foot.

(SpongeBob enters the Music room) (background turns into fire with a furious Squidward)
 * Squidward: Aw, great! Not you again!
 * SpongeBob: Came here because you have a special guest.
 * Squidward: A special guest? Who is it!?
 * Squilliam: Me! We meet again, old rival.
 * Squidward: Squilliam! What are you doing here!?
 * Squilliam: Just seeing my favorite rival! Plus, I have something for the school too.
 * Crystal: Mr. Squidward, who is that squid you hate?
 * Squidward: The squid I hate?! He's Squilliam, my arch-rival that thinks he is better than me.
 * Squilliam: And it's true. So, old rival, is your son like you?
 * Squidward II: My dad told me all about you.
 * Puppy: Wait... Your rival have something for us for the school?


 * Ghost Writer: I, the Ghost Writer, finally returns!
 * Will: Who?
 * Ghost Writer: You never heard of me?

(flashback goes to young Squidward)
 * Kitty: Can you tell us the story how you hate Squilliam?
 * Squidward: Very well.
 * Squidward: I've first met him when I started school.

(at the gym, we hear cheers. Squidward walks in the gym with Squilliam) (Squilliam II comes)
 * Squilliam: Kids you have a new classmate. Squilliam The Second.
 * Squilliam II: Hello, fellow students. My name is Squilliam The Second and I can't wait to kick Squidward The Second's butt.
 * Squidward II: No, you ain't kicking my butt.

(Everybody but Crystal, SpongeBeck, Bella, Puppy, Tina, Angelica, Will and Stimpy laughs)
 * Rocky: *mocking Crystal/high pitched* Hello, my name is Crystal and I don't find Stimpy funny!
 * Stimpy: Rocky you have a detention, everyone else that makes fun of Crystal gets detention also. Kitty, since youre part of Puppy's body, I'll give you a pass. Ren, you get detention too.
 * Ren: Wait you can give detention to teachers?!
 * Stimpy: According to the Nicktoon High Rule Book, yes. Students AND Teachers get detention. The only one that can't get a detention is Spongebob.
 * Ren: I get detention?!
 * Stimpy: For laughing at Rocky's insult and making fun of Crystal, yes.
 * Ren: You eediot!


 * Skulks: Finally I am Free!!!!

(Flashback goes to Mr. Krabs at Bikini Bottom)
 * Mr. Krabs: When I was young, I was the most greediest crab ever in Bikini Bottom.