Onward to Friday the 13th

Barley: Oh man, that quest was crazy.

Ian: Yeah, we should do another quest like that.

Barley: I know, right?

Ian: And I'm still glad to have you as a brother.

Barley: Thanks, bro.

Corey: Wait, I just remembered. Today's Friday the 13th!

Ian: Wait, Friday the 13th?

Barley: What's wrong with Friday the 13th?

Corey: He's coming.

Laurel: Who's coming?

Suddenly, there was a sudden whisper, "ki ki ki ma ma ma" and a big man in a hockey mask appears out of nowhere and stabs Barley in the chest with a machete.

Barley: Ian.....brother.....(falls over)

Ian: BARLEY!

Corey: It's Jason! He's back!

Ian: (runs over to Barley) No, no, no, no, no! Barley, stay with me! Stay with me!

Barley: We had good times, brother.....I'll say hi to dad for you.......

Ian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Laurel: (pulls out the Manticore sword) You're gonna pay for that, hockey mask!

As she rushed towards Jason, he raises his machete above her head and slices her in half.

Ian: MOM! NO!

Corey: Get my sword, hurry!

Ian rushes towards the Manticore sword as Jason slashes his machete across Corey's back, killing her. Ian then raises the sword at Jason.

Ian: You killed my family, now I will kill you!

Ian and Jason start to have a knife fight, Star Wars style. Jason eventually slashes Ian across the chest, knocking him down onto his knees. Ian grunts painfully and reaches for his staff, but Jason was too quick for him. He swings his machete and chops off his head, which flies through the air. The staff then glows and Wilden Lightfoot re-appears.

Wilden: Hey, you just killed my family!

Jason turns around and sees him.

Wilden: Thank you for doing that, sir. My family was the reason my life was ruined. I decided to get myself sick because of that stupid family.

Jason takes a look at his machete, and then shrugs it off. Suddenly, police sirens were heard and Colt Bronco arrives with his fellow police officers.

Police Officer: There, that guy just killed four people! To make it worse, their father is actually happy that they're dead!

Colt Bronco: That's not good, FIRE!

The officers begin shooting Jason and Wilden, being joined by other officers dropping down from trees around the area. Colt Bronco then gets a rocket launcher and fires a missile out of it, which blows up Jason and Wilden.

Colt Bronco: There, they're both dead.