Animaniacs: Zany to the Max/Under New Management/A New Owner?/Screwblammer 50K

Under New Management
(It begins in WB HQ as Plotz is anxiously cleaning up the studio)

Plotz: oh yes oh happy day So very excited. Scratchy get in here bring Ralph and Mrs. Nurse in here

Scratchensniff: Plotz? Is everything okay?

Plotz: everything is perfect

Scrachy: Zas Strange I’ve never seen you smile before like zis

Plotz: that’s because I have some news We will be getting a new visitor to be part of The Warner Family. He’s expecting to drop by today at 3. And everything needs to be perfect.

Scratchy: Dats Good. whats his name

Plotz: his name is Carl Magnate, and we need to make a good first impression for us to make sure he thinks our studio is clean to perfection...just one thing i need you to do Scratchy. Make sure the Warners don't embarrass the boss. because if those 3 ruin it who knows what will happen

Mime Time Segment
Narrator: It’s Mime Time

(the mime walks in)

Narrator: Today on Mime Time. Feeding imaginary squirrels

(the mime pulls out imaginary nuts throwing it to the squirrels but Slappy comes in and puts some dynamite in his pants as he blows up)

Slappy: Now That’s Comedy!

(Fades to Black)

Narrator: The End!

Screwblammer 50K
(It begins in a Citadel of the Empire of Spam as the Emperor of Spam is eating a bunch of spam as suddenly someone runs in)

Soldier: Emperor! It is the forces of Chaos!