Doctor Who (US TV series)/Harkness

Harkness is the seventh episode of Doctor Who (US TV series).

Cast

 * as The Doctor
 * as Elise Swann
 * Charlie Day as Captain Jack Harkness

Transcript
Jack Harkness is seen smoking a hookah in a spaceship. He accidentally cuts his hand on a sharp object. He holds his hand in the air as a yellow glowing glob covers his hand. Once it is removed, the cut is suddenly gone. He sighs. He turns and sees a small red blip on a computer screen. The ship is revealed to be the T.A.R.D.I.S. Jack flies close to the T.A.R.D.I.S. and attempts to board it, a small tube linking his ship to the T.A.R.D.I.S. door. He knocks on the door and the Doctor answers.
 * Jack: Oh crap, uh, hey! over here!
 * Jack: Nanobots, what would we do without 'em?
 * Jack: ...Huh?
 * Jack: Finally, something actually interesting is gonna happen. Wonder whose ship it is.
 * Jack: Oh, blue, fun!
 * Doctor: Hello?
 * Jack: Hi. I'm Jack Harkness, who the hell are you?
 * Doctor: I’m the Doctor, who the hell are you?
 * Jack: I just said...
 * Doctor: Oh, this is embarrassing. Well, what do you want?!
 * Jack: You think I want something?