WB Kids/Bumpers

Toonface
A new version of the Cartoon Network bumpers where the characters interact with each other on a parody of Facebook.

Plot
Daffy Duck is frustrated by the results of a survey about him (remake of the original bumper).

Characters

 * Daffy Duck (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Bugs Bunny (cameo in the ending, also voiced by Jeff Bergman)

Transcript
The camera focuses on him. The survey shows that 99% answered "yes". The survey shows that 100% answered "no". The survey shows that 400% answered "as compared to what?". The camera reveals the survey's author as Bugs Bunny.
 * Daffy: (reading Speedy Gonzales' post) I just had a cheese sandwich and it was delish. (reading Bobo Pussycat's post) Why am I so sleepy today?
 * Daffy: Brother. (recieves a new message saying How Well Do You Know Daffy?) Wait a minute, how well do you know Daffy? Has anybody really know anybody that well? Now let's see here, (reads the first question) do you think Daffy has stolen everything?
 * Daffy: (angrily) Yes?! I have never taken anything. I didn't absolutely have to have. (to the camera) More than who had it. (reading the second question) Do you think Daffy would save someone's life?
 * Daffy: (angrily) No?! (grabs the computer) Well, that should've been a multiple choice question. (reads the third question) Do you think Daffy is attractive?
 * Daffy: (angrily) As compared to what?! I don't know who is responsable for this stupid questions (starts writing), but I'm sending a strongly worded letter to somebody charged.
 * Bugs: Ain't I a stinker?

Plot
Yogi and Scooby talk about their favorite topic: food.

Characters

 * Yogi Bear (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Scooby-Doo (voiced by Frank Welker)

Transcript

 * Scooby: I'm reaching ron rhe rinternet to rind romething.

Baylee and Dot
Baylee and Dot both become BFFs.

Characters

 * Baylee Mardis (voiced by Colleen Villard)
 * Dot Warner (voiced by Tress MacNeille)

Plot
Dick Dastardly has accidentally made Panda Bear crying, despite he never talked to him due to not knowing him, discovering later that a certain person entered on his account.

Characters

 * Dick Dastardly (voiced by Jim Cummings)
 * Panda Bear (voiced by Bobby Moynihan)
 * Muttley (cameo in the ending, vocal effects by Frank Welker)

Transcript
The camera focuses on Panda Bear, who is seen crying. The camera focuses again on Dastardly. The camera focuses again on Panda. The camera goes back to Dastardly. The camera focuses again on Panda. Dastardly reads the supposed message. The camera goes back to Panda. The camera focuses again on Dastardly. The camera focuses on some mysterious hands using Dastardly's account, revealing to be Muttley's and then laughs of it.
 * Dick: Let's see, I've got a message from somebody named Panda. (reads it) What? I think this deserves an explanation.
 * Panda: What do you want?
 * Dick: Isn't that obvious? You send me a message.
 * Panda: Of course, you made me cry.
 * Dick: (surprised) What? I never talked to you. And I don't know you!
 * Panda: But yesterday you send me this. Look at your inbox.
 * Dick: But I never wrote that. And if I wrote, I wouldn't send to you. Besides, I said you I don't know you!
 * Panda: (angrily) You better apologize me.
 * Dick: But I didn't... (thinks for a bit and becomes mad) Drat, someone hacked my account. And I'm sure who did it! MUTTLEY!!!

Plot
Bobo annoys Fearless Leader with his knock-knock jokes and idiotic words, ruining his new plans to kill Rocky and Bullwinkle (remake of the Mojo Jojo vs. Ed commercials).

Characters

 * Fearless Leader (voiced by Corey Burton)
 * Bobo Pussycat (voiced by Bill Farmer)

Plot
Amethyst starts a comment war with Lola Bunny to see who is the best basketball player.

Characters

 * Lola Bunny (voiced by Kath Soucie)
 * Amethyst (voiced by Michaela Dietz)

Transcript

 * Lola: Look at that, Amethyst is online. It had been a long time. (writing) Hi Amethyst.
 * Amethyst: Hi Lola, it had been a long time. How are things going in Acme Acres?
 * Lola: Well, I'm practicing basketball in order...
 * Amethyst: Wait a minute, basketball? You have no chances. Specially when I'm the Master.
 * Lola: (confused) Master? Remember that I was part of Michael Jordan's TuneSquad against the Monstars. I was essential there.
 * Amethyst: (sarcastically) Obviously you were. The guys needed a girl on the team. Or it was you, Petunia or Penelope. Unlike you, I really saved the universe.
 * Lola: (angrily) At least I'm useful. You're just the comic relief of your team. (changes her mood) Hey, do you know who would be a perfect pair to you?
 * Amethyst: I don't know. Who?
 * Lola: Wait a minute. (sends a picture of Foghorn Leghorn) Him. (laughs)
 * Amethyst: (unamused) Of course you realize this means war!
 * Lola: Checkmate.

Trivia

 * Lola Bunny appears here with her blue dress from The Looney Tunes Show rather than her classic yellow top and purple shorts. This is because of The New Looney Tunes Show, where it became her official clothing.

Plot
Kaitlyn Wood discovers a mysterious person that gave her a friend. She talks to it and it turns out to be Skunk.

Characters

 * Kaitlyn Wood (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
 * Skunk (voiced by Jules de Jongh)

Transcript
A friend request was sent to her.
 * Kaitlyn: A good day for a social site where my friends are at.

(w.i.p)

Plot
Rocky decides to chat with his old pal Screwy after both not talking with each other for years.

Characters

 * Rocky the Flying Squirrel (voiced by Tress MacNeille)
 * Screwy Squirrel (voiced by Charlie Adler)

Plot
Gurkha tries to convince Chloe that he lives in FingerTown, not in Chloe's World.

Characters

 * Gurkha (voiced by Keith Ferguson)
 * Chloe Corbin (voiced by Eleanor Webster)

Plot
Babs Bunny is seeking advices from her favorite Powerpuff Girl, Bubbles, to how to be a hero and cute at the same time.

Characters

 * Babs Bunny (voiced by Tress MacNeille)
 * Bubbles (voiced by Tara Strong)

Transcript

 * Babs: Hey, Bubbles is online. Maybe she could give me some tips.

(w.i.p)

Plot
Even with the changes, Fred, George Doggie and George Jetson discover that their times aren't so different at all.

Characters

 * Fred Flintstone (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * George Doggie (voiced by Billy West)
 * George Jetson (also voiced by Jeff Bergman)

Plot
Bullwinkle starts dating T.E. Bryte by video, but since she discovers Bullwinkle is a moose, Eli agrees to help her, but he and Bullwinkle end up ruining it.

Characters

 * Bullwinkle J. Moose (voiced by Tom Kenny)
 * Teary Eyed Bryte (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
 * Eli (voiced by Billy West)

Plot
The two Doggie twins begin annoying Nom Nom with their ideas.

Characters

 * Nom Nom (voiced by Patton Oswalt)
 * Kevin Doggie (voiced by Rob Paulsen)
 * Wendy Doggie (voiced by Cree Summer)

Plot
Richard tries to befriend Chester, but he doesn't want to have another rabbit friend, because of Bunnicula driving him mad.

Characters

 * Richard Watterson (voiced by Dan Russell)
 * Chester (voiced by Sean Astin)

Plot
Dexter finally knows someone who shares his taste to science.

Characters

 * Dexter (voiced by Candi Milo)
 * Wile E. Coyote (voiced by Maurice LaMarche)

Plot
Him finds the perfect partner to his schemes to defeat the Powerpuff Girls, but this partner is very annoying.

Characters

 * Him (voiced by Tom Kane)
 * The Red Guy (voiced by Charlie Adler)

Plot
Sylvester finds ridiculous the fact that Oggy can't defeat cockroaches, until Oggy defeats them and sends them to Sylvester.

Characters

 * Sylvester Pussycat (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Oggy (non-speaking)
 * Dee Dee, Marky and Joey (non-speaking)

Suckers
In a parody of MTV's Jackass, the WB Kids characters do the most stupid and idiotic stunts and pranks that are only possible on cartoons.

Plot
Daffy decides to put himself on fire with gas, but all tentatives to extinguish it go absurdly wrong.

Characters

 * Daffy Duck (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Bugs Bunny (also voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Porky Pig (voiced by Bob Bergen)
 * Sylvester Pussycat (also voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Tweety Bird (also voiced by Jeff Bergman)

Transcript
Bugs comes in and dumps a bottle of gas on him and a flashing "Don't try this at home" warning appears. Then, he lights it and he starts flaming. Then, the flames go stronger. Slvester and Tweety come in and they dump a bucket on him, thinking that it was water. The flames stop but quickly restart stronger. Bugs comes in with a fire extinguisher He tries to use it, but it's empty. The flames still burning him until Porky comes in. He dumps the bottles on him and the flames stop, crystalizing it with Daffy inside of it. Tweety flies by. He covers the camera and the WB Kids logo appears.
 * Daffy: I'm Daffy Duck and this is Inflamable Feathers.
 * Porky: (off-screen) So, what is this s-s-s-stunt about?
 * Daffy: I decided to put myself on fire and see how long I will take it.
 * Bugs: (off-screen) Okay, here it goes.
 * Daffy: Okay, I'm not feeling anything for now.
 * Daffy: (smells) Mmm, what it smells so good? (he starts to feel it and panics) Augh! It's me! Do something!
 * Daffy: (angrily, panicking) Augh! You idiot!
 * Sylvester: But I dumped water on you. (sees that the bucket has "Petrol" written on it) Whoops!
 * Bugs: Let's see if this time works!
 * Daffy: What?!
 * Tweety: It seems that it's empty.
 * Daffy: (sarcastically) Thanks for the information.
 * Porky: (runinng) I've come with a b-b-b-bottle of calcium and boron.
 * Daffy: What the...?! How will this stop it?!
 * Porky: Just w-w-w-watch.
 * Bugs: Ehh, are you okay, duck?
 * Daffy: (angrily) You're despicable!
 * Tweety: (embarassed) I think we shouwd cut this fwom the bwoadcast vewsion.

Plot
Collin goes on a ride in a unicycle but he decides to do it in the highway.

Characters

 * Collin the Speedy Boy (voiced by Jason Griffith)

Plot
Scooby and Shaggy decide to eat the hottest pepper very fast.

Characters

 * Scooby-Doo (voiced by Frank Welker)
 * Shaggy Rogers (voiced by Matthew Lillard)

The Less You Nag
In a parody of NBC's The More We Know PSAs, the WB Kids characters make their own announcements for humorous purposes.

Plot
The Looney Tunes family warn the viewers about the criticism made by die-hard fans about history incoherences and animation errors, implying them to get a life.

Characters

 * Bugs Bunny (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Daffy Duck (also voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Porky Pig (voiced by Bob Bergen)
 * Foghorn Leghorn (voiced by Jeff Bennett)
 * Buster Bunny (voiced by Charlie Adler)
 * Babs Bunny (voiced by Tress MacNeille)
 * Plucky Duck (also voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Yakko Warner (voiced by Rob Paulsen)
 * Wakko Warner (voiced by Jess Harnell)
 * Dot Warner (also voiced by Tress MacNeille)

Plot
The most prominent WB Kids cat characters join to explain that even with their injuries in their cartoons, they are OK.

Characters

 * Sylvester Pussycat (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Tom Cat (voiced by Billy West)
 * Mr. Jinks (voiced by Jess Harnell)
 * Sam Pussycat (voiced by Corey Burton)
 * Bobo Pussycat (voiced by Bill Farmer)
 * Oggy (non-speaking)
 * Jack (non-speaking)

Transcript
The characters are reunited. The The Less You Nag logo appears, quickly morphing into the WB Kids logo.
 * Sylvester: Hello, I'm Sylvester from Looney Tunes.
 * Tom: And I'm Tom Cat from Tom and Jerry. During the years, Warner Bros. has recieved a lot of complaints related to violence towards cats in our cartoons.
 * Mr. Jinks: Reading that complaints every day made us to join to make this public service announcement.
 * Oggy: (tries to speak, but no sound comes from him)
 * Sylvester: (off-screen) Sufferin' succotash, someone tell him to communicate through sign language and put captions on his part.
 * Sam: Please, we don't need you to send a letter everyday. It's a cartoon, it happens all time.
 * Bobo: For more informations about your complaints, go to www.wbkidstv.com.
 * Jack: (making sign languages, caption) If you still not happy about it, please, get a life, man.
 * Sylvester: If you're happy with it now, please, we don't need you to care about us.
 * Tom: (grumpy) Okay, Sylvester, for the next time, I'm the one to speak. You spit too much.
 * Bobo: Please guys, we'll not start this again.

The Noise
In a parody of NBC's The Voice, several WB Kids characters fight for the oportunity of being the next cartoon singer. Unfortunely, the ones who fail to sing well get hit by an anvil.

Aku's Prank Calls
Aku decides to make prank calls to annoy other WB Kids characters.

Plot
A tired Elmer Fudd unknowingly enters the girls' bathroom and ends up being beaten up by the girls.

Characters

 * Elmer Fudd (voiced by Billy West)
 * Kaitlyn Wood (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
 * Fox (voiced by Patricia Rodriguez)
 * Kitty Kat (voiced by Tress MacNeille)
 * Batricia (voiced by Erin Fitzgerald)
 * Mina (voiced by Kari Wahlgren)

Transcript
Elmer enters accidentally in the girls' bathroom.
 * Elmer: Phew, twying to hunt that wascawwy wabbit aww day wong makes me tiwed. It's better to go to the bathwoom.

(w.i.p)

Plot
Wakko falls in love for Lapis Lazuli.

Characters

 * Wakko Warner (voiced by Jess Harnell)
 * Lapis Lazuli (voiced by Jennifer Paz)

Transcript
Wakko Warner is brushing his teeth and hears a doorbell ring. Wakko is running to his door and opens it. And then, Lapis Lazuli appears from outside.
 * Wakko: Oh goodie! Oh goodie! I can't wait for my new girlfriend!
 * Lapis: Hello, nice to meet you!
 * Wakko: Hi there! Welcome to my humble home, come on in.
 * Lapis: Ooh, thank you!

(w.i.p)

Plot
Felix the Cat is hungry, and eats lunch, not knowing it's actually Riley's.

Characters

 * Felix the Cat (voiced by Josh Keaton)
 * Riley Logston (voiced by Ashley Johnson)

Transcript
Then, Felix sees a submarine sandwich, thinking it is his. He eats the submarine sandwich, not knowing it is Riley's.
 * Felix: What a afternoon adventure! (tummy rumbles) Oh, lunch time.
 * Felix: Bingo!

Plot
The seven most villainous antagonists from WB Kids are reunited to discuss about their experiences.

Characters

 * Yosemite Sam (voiced by Maurice LaMarche)
 * Pinky (voiced by Rob Paulsen)
 * The Brain (also voiced by Maurice LaMarche)
 * Dick Dastardly (voiced by Jim Cummings)
 * Muttley (vocal effects by Frank Welker)
 * Teary Eyed Bryte (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
 * Mojo Jojo (voiced by Roger L. Jackson)
 * Fearless Leader (voiced by Corey Burton)
 * Dr. "Eggman" Robotnik (also voiced by Jim Cummings)

Plot
Taz, Dizzy, Wakko, Fred, Yogi, Scooby, Shaggy, George, Bobo, Eli and Sonic are participating in a chili hot dog eating contest, where Eli ends up vomiting, being disqualified and ruining the competition, leading to the Three-Eyed Idiot Ruins Hot Dog Eating Contest headline.

Characters

 * The Tasmanian Devil (voiced by Jim Cummings)
 * Dizzy Devil (voiced by Maurice LaMarche)
 * Wakko Warner (voiced by Jess Harnell)
 * Fred Flintstone (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Yogi Bear (also voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Scooby-Doo (voiced by Frank Welker)
 * Shaggy Rogers (voiced by Matthew Lillard)
 * George Doggie (voiced by Billy West)
 * Bobo Pussycat (voiced by Bill Farmer)
 * Eli (also voiced by Billy West)
 * Sonic the Hedgehog (voiced by Rob Paulsen)
 * Top Cat (as the announcer, voiced by Tom Kenny)

Transcript
Then, everyone ate the hot dogs, then suddenly, Eli feels sick and vomits all over the contest. Then, the next day, the newspaper with the Three-Eyed Idiot Ruins Hotdog Eating Contest headline, and we see Eli reading it. Then, we see the WB Kids logo on the newspaper.
 * Top Cat: Hi everybody! Welcome to WB Kids Hot Dog Eating Contest. Rembember, the guy who doesn't eat all the chili hot dogs loses. 3, 2, 1, Go!
 * Sonic: Deal everybody?
 * Everybody: Deal.
 * Top Cat: Oh, looks like Eli might've eat something before the contest.
 * Eli: I'm disqualified... Don't worry, I still like hot dogs, but I'm never going to compete at another eating contest ever again.
 * Top Cat: (disgusted) Oookay then... Looks like he doesn't want to compete again. (angry) Plus, the contest is ruined.
 * Eli: (puts down the paper) I'll not compete on another eating contest ever again. Well, unless if it's ice cream. (tummy rumbles) Glad I snatched that hot dog before I vomited.

Trivia

 * The headline would be reused as an Easter egg on The Wallaby, but with Eli being chased by police officer dogs.

Plot
Weasel, Fred, Huck and Quick Draw get in trouble with a convenience store owner due to the state law (remake of the original Cartoon Network bumper, live-action/animated hybrid).

Characters

 * I.M. Weasel (voiced by Michael Dorn)
 * Fred Flintstone (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Huckleberry Hound (also voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Quick Draw McGraw (also voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Convenience Store Owner (played by Sab Shimono)

Transcript
One night, I.M. Weasel, Fred Flintstone, Huckleberry Hound and Quick Draw McGraw go to a convenience store. The latter two are going to check something in the aisles while Weasel and Fred go up to the owner. The owner doesn't answer. Huck stops reading his magazine. Then he goes away with Fred and joins Huck and Quick Draw. The owner is trying to see what the four toons are up to. Everyone's talking about their plan so they could pass the state law. Everyone was also giggling and agreeing what their plan will be. Quick Draw comes in, using his hat and belt, Weasel's jacket, Fred's vest and Huck's hat and tie. Weasel, Fred and Huck come towards the owner completely unclothed, hiding their private parts with other objects. Everyone starts to argue as the three toons come up to the cashier with Quick Draw. The five then keeps arguing. The camera zooms out and the store door closes, showing the WB Kids logo.
 * Weasel: Hello. Can you turn on Top 5, please?
 * Fred: And, uh, where's your bathroom?
 * Owner: (groaning) Can't you read? (points at the notice) No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service! State Law.
 * Fred: Alright, I'll get some flip-flops.
 * Owner: I can't sell you flip-flops! (points again) No service!
 * Fred: So... you're saying I can't buy shoes, because I'm not wearing shoes?!
 * Owner: (seeing Huck) And you! Dog! No pets!
 * Weasel: (angrily) That does it.
 * Huck: Did he just call me a pet?
 * Quick Draw: Can I have some service, please, sir?
 * Owner: (seeing Quick Draw's feet) That's horse hooves! Horse hooves, that's not shoes!
 * Quick Draw: These are horse shoes.
 * Owner: Horse hooves!
 * Quick Draw: Horse shoes!
 * Owner: Hooves!
 * Quick Draw: (yelling) Shoes!
 * Owner: (seeing Quick Draw's behind) And you have to have pants.
 * Fred: That sign doesn't say pants!
 * Weasel: (angrily) This is outrageous!
 * Owner: (yelling) Everybody out! Everybody knows pants, pants are implied!
 * Fred: Well, I gotta use the bathroom!

Plot
The Justice League hires a new member for the team, but quickly regrets it.

Characters

 * Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman (voiced by Travis Willingham)
 * Bruce Wayne/Batman (voiced by Troy Baker)
 * Diana Prince/Wonder Woman (voiced by Laura Bailey)
 * Cow/Supercow (voiced by Charlie Adler)

Plot
Fred Flintstone, Bobo Pussycat, Clumsy Smurf, Smurfette, WesDragon and Chicken take on the daunting task of find a parking spot after lunch (remake of the original Cartoon Network bumper).

Characters

 * Fred Flintstone (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Bobo Pussycat (voiced by Bill Farmer)
 * Clumsy Smurf (voiced by Billy West)
 * Smurfette (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
 * WesDragon (voiced by Phil LaMarr)
 * Chicken (voiced by Charlie Adler)
 * Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman (cameo, voiced by Travis Willingham)
 * Scooby-Doo (non-speaking cameo)
 * Shaggy Rogers (cameo, voiced by Matthew Lillard)
 * Judy Jetson (non-speaking cameo)
 * Speedy Buggy (non-speaking cameo)
 * Dick Dastardly (non-speaking cameo)
 * Muttley (non-speaking cameo)
 * Fearless Leader (mentioned)
 * Wally Gator (mentioned)

Transcript
The space has a sign on it. Superman calls their attention. He flies away. Chicken sees another space. Meanwhile, Shaggy and Scooby and Dastardly and Muttley also saw that space. The three vehicles are coming to the space, but Judy Jetson comes first, crashing into both the Mystery Machine and the Mean Machine. Then Shaggy and Dastardly exits from their cars to confront Judy. Judy cries and Fred, Bobo, Clumsy, Smurfette, WesDragon and Chicken laugh of it. A sign with the WB Kids logo is seen. Later at night, it shows that the six are still looking for a space.
 * Fred: Dag Nibit! I can never find a parking space after lunch!
 * Bobo: I didn't eat nothing.
 * Clumsy: Wow, too many cars.
 * Chicken: (rumbling) WB Kids keeps adding stars without adding parking spaces.
 * Smurfette: (distracted) Oh! What? (sees a space) Look! There's a space!
 * Fred: (reading it) Reserved for Fearless Leader?!
 * Chicken: (sarcastically) La de freaking duh.
 * WesDragon: Bah. Wise Fearless Leader, corrupted by his own power. Can no leader go untainted?
 * Superman: Hey, fellas. Looking for a parking space? You can take mine.
 * Fred: Now this guy's a true hero.
 * Superman: (thinking) Could have sworn I parked with Wally Gator in F lot or was it in... (remembers something) Now I remember, I flew into work today. Silly me!
 * Fred: For a hero, he's almost an idiot.
 * Bobo: Yes. He's dumber than me.
 * Smurfette: Well, at least he tried to help us.
 * Chicken: Oh, man! Look! There's one! There's one!
 * Fred: Alright boys, I need your foot power to help me gun it.
 * Shaggy: (yelling at Judy) You don't have, like, sense at all.
 * Fred: That does it. Next time I'll take the bus to work.

Plot
In today's society, being a sidekick it's not bad at all. But someone (Chicken) refuses to being called that (remake of the original Cartoon Network bumper).

Characters

 * Barney Rubble (voiced by Frank Welker)
 * Boo-Boo Bear (voiced by Tom Kenny)
 * Miles "Tails" Prower (voiced by Colleen Villard)
 * Bullwinkle J. Moose (also voiced by Tom Kenny)
 * Eli (voiced by Billy West)
 * Tommy the Opossum (voiced by Scott Menville)
 * Morocco Mole (voiced by Jim Cummings)
 * Ricky Mouse (also voiced by Tom Kenny)
 * Chicken (voiced by Charlie Adler)

Transcript
A café named Hadji's it's shown at night. At its interior, various sidekicks from various WB Kids shows are seen, including Mumbly (not to be confused with Muttley), Baba Looey, Shaggy Rogers and similar characters and Hadji himself. A waitress brings a cup of coffee to Barney. On his table, there's also Boo-Boo, Tails, Bullwinkle, Eli, Tommy, Morocco Mole and Ricky, as well as Chicken. The others agree. The others look at him with a certain disdain. A picture with the WB Kids logo is shown.
 * Narrator: They've been called second bananas, they've been called straight men, but most agree only sidekicks really says it all.
 * Barney: Basically, we're there to make stars look good. And that's a responsability and I think that everyone would agree with me that we don't take lightly.
 * Boo-Boo: No, it's true. We may not get the best lines, but we move the story along.
 * Morocco Mole: (cleaning his glasses) Sidekick isn't a dirty word in this business anymore.
 * Tails: Exactly. In today's standards, a sidekick is essential for the protagonist. In various occasions, I feel more like a younger brother than a sidekick.
 * Eli: (to the camera) Hey, who are you?
 * Tommy: This is the cameraman.
 * Eli: Okay.
 * Bullwinkle: Sidekick? That word could sound kinda strange sometimes.
 * Tommy: What you're doing here? You're not a sidekick.
 * Bullwinkle: No, but this is the only coffee shop I can go.
 * Ricky: Okay. And I think we owe that in large part to the actors who came before us. I mean, look (pointing at a photo of Porky Pig dressed as Friar Tuck), Porky Pig had a full-fledged career as a star going and he really only started doing his best work as a sidekick. And there's no shame on that.
 * Bullwinkle: You're sure Porky is a sidekick?
 * Ricky: Well, I think he's both a star and a sidekick counting his Chuck Jones-directed pairings with Daffy Duck.
 * Chicken: (jaw drop) Well, well, I wasn't supposed to be here. I'm not a sidekick, I'm a co-star. My name is on the title, for crying out loud.
 * Chicken: What? I think I would know if I was a sidekick.

Plot
Elmer is hunting Bugs as always, but when he shoots in front of Delaney Zeedar and Kaitlyn Wood, he recieves two punishments from them.

Characters

 * Elmer Fudd (voiced by Billy West)
 * Bugs Bunny (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Delaney Zeedar (voiced by Cricket Leigh)
 * Kaitlyn Wood (voiced by Grey DeLisle)

Transcript
He shoots his gun at Bugs, but he avoids it. A angry Delaney and Kaitlyn is behind Elmer. She snatches Elmer's gun and breaks it in half.
 * Elmer: (pointing his gun to Bugs) Say youw pwayers, wabbit. I finalwwy catched you (laughs).
 * Elmer: Oh wats!
 * Bugs: (to Delaney and Kaitlyn) Ehh, what's up, docs?
 * Delaney: What's up? I tell you what's up. Bugs, Elmer tried to blast you once again.
 * Kaitlyn: And in our front. So, we have two punishments to him.
 * Elmer: (nervous) Wadies, thewe is no weason to punish me. It's pawt of my natuwe.
 * Kaitlyn: (mockingly, Elmer's sound-like voice) "It's pawt of my natuwe!" Shut up!
 * Elmer: My gun! Dwats.... This is gonna be SO bad.

(w.i.p)

Trivia

 * Elmer's punishments follows:
 * His gun being broken.
 * Must apologize to Bugs, then must ink about he did. In the process, a "Kick Me" sticky note being put on his back.

Plot
Wilma, Linda and Jane are discussing the fact that being the main female character in a family-themed sitcom is more than being the main male character's wife.

Characters

 * Wilma Flintstone (voiced by Tress MacNeille)
 * Linda Doggie (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
 * Jane Jetson (also voiced by Grey DeLisle)

Plot
Bryte signs a pact with the Red Guy to get rid of Collin and his friends, but the deal ended up to bring humorous consequences to her.

Characters

 * Teary Eyed Bryte (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
 * The Red Guy (voiced by Charlie Adler)
 * Eli (voiced by Billy West)

Transcript
A mysterious voice is heard. The Red Guy comes out of the shadows.
 * Bryte: For crying out loud, why is so difficult to get rid of Collin the Speedy Boy and his annoying friends?
 * Red Guy: Maybe you didn't used the right methods.
 * Bryte: Who said that?
 * Red Guy: Hello, it's me, the Devil, but you can call me the Red Guy.
 * Bryte: (confused) How could you help me?
 * Red Guy: Well, you could sign a pact with me. But it has consequences...
 * Bryte: (frustrated) I don't care for the consequences. Let me sign it.

(w.i.p)

Plot
Yosemite Sam found a new opponent to his schemes. Although laughing from his slowness, he's easily outsmarted by him.

Characters

 * Yosemite Sam (voiced by Maurice LaMarche)
 * Droopy (voiced by Jeff Bergman)

Transcript
Yosemite Sam enters in a saloon. All the others hide. Yosemite Sam then sits a table, but Droopy appears (w.i.p)
 * Yosemite Sam: I want to know what idjot varmint isn't chicken enough to fight me!
 * Droopy: I am.
 * Yosemite Sam: You? (starts laughing) You're even slower than a snail, how would win against me?
 * Droopy: You'll see it, you bad man.
 * Yosemite Sam: What the? How you came here? You were in the entrance!

Plot
WB Kids shows to his viewers at home some tips about what not to do when you want to date with a special help.

Characters

 * Johnny Bravo (voiced by Jeff Bennett)
 * Pepé Le Pew (voiced by Maurice LaMarche)
 * The Announcer (also voiced by Maurice LaMarche)

Transcript

 * Announcer: During the years, various shows had shown how to get well along with girls. However, some are not the best exemples. Now, WB Kids has (with an echo effect) The Ultimate Guide of How Not to Pick Girls.

(w.i.p)

Plot
Snooper and Blabber, as WB Kids' only cat and mouse duo that doesn't hurt each other, with the exception of Goldie and Pip (from Doodle Toons), try to find a reason why cats and birds, mice and insects hate each other.

Characters

 * Super Snooper (voiced by Rob Paulsen)
 * Blabber Mouse (also voiced by Rob Paulsen)
 * Sylvester Pussycat (non-speaking)
 * Tweety Bird (non-speaking)
 * Speedy Gonzales (non-speaking)
 * Tom Cat (non-speaking)
 * Jerry Mouse (non-speaking)
 * Pixie and Dixie (non-speaking)
 * Mr. Jinks (non-speaking)
 * Oggy (non-speaking)
 * Jack (non-speaking)
 * Dee Dee, Marky and Joey (non-speaking)
 * Goldie and Pip (cameo at the ending, voiced by Lara Jill Miller and Tara Strong, respectively)

Transcript
Various WB Kids cat characters are, as usual, chasing their preys. Meanwhile, Snooper and Blabber are watching it.
 * Blabber: Snoop, we've been solving mysteries for decades, but there's a mystery I wasn't able to understand.
 * Snooper: What is it, Blab? I'm curious too.
 * Blabber: Why do cats chase smaller animals?
 * Snooper: (confused) Uhmm... I don't know. It seems to be part of the felines' instincts. I personally don't like it, because it's humiliating.
 * Blabber: You're right. But why you're different from them? After all, you're a cat too.

(w.i.p.)

Plot
While waiting for the green light, Penelope Pitstop has the bad luck of some characters trying to flirt with her. At the end, it is revelated the Cookroaches were putted a red light for 12 hours to cause trouble in cars.

Characters

 * Penelope Pitstop (voiced by Kath Soucie)
 * Yakko Warner (voiced by Rob Paulsen)
 * Wakko Warner (non-speaking)
 * Dot Warner (non-speaking)
 * McWolf (voiced by Frank Welker)
 * Sam Pussycat (voiced by Corey Burton)
 * Johnny Bravo (voiced by Jeff Bennett)
 * Dee Dee, Marky and Joey (non-speaking cameo at the end)

Transcript
Penelope Pitstop is stuck on the traffic waiting for the green light to advance. Then, Johnny Bravo's car comes in amd he approaches her.
 * Penelope: (frustrated) My goodness, why it takes so long to the light going green?

(w.i.p)

Plot
The Road Runner, Speedy, Taz, Collin, Sonic, Freakazoid, the Flash and the Powerpuff Girls run against each other to see who is the faster (remake of the Cartoon Network Latin America bumper Flash vs. Speedy vs. the Road Runner).

Characters

 * The Road Runner (vocal effects by Frank Welker)
 * Speedy Gonzales (non-speaking)
 * The Tasmanian Devil (voiced by Jim Cummings)
 * Collin the Speedy Boy (non-speaking)
 * Sonic the Hedgehog (non-speaking)
 * Dexter Douglas/Freakazoid (non-speaking)
 * Barry Allen/The Flash (voiced by James Arnold Taylor)
 * Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup (non-speaking)

Transcript
The Flash is leaving a coffee shop, while the Road Runner is leaving the Bird Seed Store. Both look to each other with certain disdain and both start running across the street until they get their ultra-speed. They surpass Speedy Gonzales, who came out from his mouse hole, making him to also join the race.

(w.i.p)

Trivia

 * There's no dialogue in this bumper, only vocal effects.

Plot
Collin and his friends launched a theme song for their team at the tune of the Animaniacs theme song and the Warners are pleased to help them.

Characters

 * Yakko Warner (voiced by Rob Paulsen)
 * Wakko Warner (voiced by Jess Harnell)
 * Dot Warner (voiced by Tress MacNeille)
 * Collin the Speedy Boy (non-speaking)
 * Tommy the Opossum (non-speaking)
 * Flappy McFinger (non-speaking)
 * Cooper Elledge (non-speaking)
 * Teary Eyed Bryte (non-speaking)
 * Eli (non-speaking)
 * Fang Suckle (non-speaking)
 * The Elefish King (non-speaking)

Transcript
The Animaniacs theme song plays.
 * Yakko, Wakko and Dot: It's time for The Speed of Light, with Collin and his friends, never-ending adventures while they save FingerTown, they're The Speed of Light.

(w.i.p)

Plot
Some of WB Kids' most famous rabbit characters decide to play a card game just for fun, but two well-known rabbit bandits prefer to play unfairly (slighty based on the Atomic Betty skit Fool House).

Characters

 * Bugs Bunny (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Daffy Duck (also voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Lola Bunny (voiced by Kath Soucie)
 * Bunny and Claude (voiced by Kath Soucie and Maurice LaMarche, respectively)
 * Buster Bunny (voiced by Charlie Adler)
 * Babs Bunny (voiced by Tress MacNeille)
 * Bunnicula (voiced by Chris Kattan)
 * Bunnie Rabbot (voiced by Candi Milo)
 * Cream the Rabbit (voiced by Tara Strong)
 * Cop #1 (also voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Cop #2 (also voiced by Charlie Adler)

Transcript
We open in the outside of a Las Vegas-styled hotel and casino. Inside, Bugs and Lola Bunny, gangster rabbits Bunny and Claude (all four from Looney Tunes), Buster and Babs Bunny (both from Tiny Toon Adventures), Bunnicula (from the homonymous series), Bunnie Rabbot and Cream the Rabbit (both from Sonic the Hedgehog) are sitting at a card table, glaring at each other. Cut to Daffy Duck (also from Looney Tunes), being the only non-rabbit character there, who is wearing a visor. Cuts to Bunny and Claude. Daffy takes out a deck of cards from his back and he quickly deals cards to all four of them. Daffy takes a few cups and fils them with carrot juice, serving to all of them. Daffy takes some blocks of ice. Bunny refuses, throwing the cubes to Claude's face. They start up the game. Bugs looks at his cards and drinks his juice. The gangster rabbit duo pull out a gun and aim it, scaring all the others. The others hide, while Daffy hovers up to the bandit rabbits. Daffy starts firing cards, while Bunny and Claude run, only to be stopped by two police officers. The cops go away, while the others restart the game. Zoom out to the casino's exterior, having the WB Kids logo as a neon sign.
 * Claude: Shall we begin, gentlemen?
 * Daffy: I have a question (points at Cream). She's underaged, why is she here?
 * Bugs: Daffy, Buster and Babs are underaged too. Even Bunnie Rabbot is underaged.
 * Daffy: Oh, in this case, there's nothing to do... In such a situation, I hypothesize...
 * Bunny: Just deal, you stupid duck.
 * Bunny: Is it legal to deal from behind? It seems... unsanitary.
 * Lola: Daffy is a certified croupier!
 * Bunnicula: *gibberish* (translation: And he makes a delicious carrot juice)
 * Cream: No ice, Mr. Daffy?
 * Buster: For me too.
 * Babs: I also want some ice.
 * Daffy: Here you have!
 * Claude: (whispering) Darling... (he sneakily hands off a card to Bunny)
 * Bunnie Rabbot: (seeing it) Oh mah stars, they're cheating!
 * Bunny and Claude: Let's play annihilate the good guys instead!
 * Buster and Babs: (with Buster going into Babs' arms) Sufferin' succotash!
 * Lola: Another good night having a bad ending.
 * Daffy: You two are out of game for cheating! Now scram!
 * Cop #1: Not so fast! You're under arrest for cheating.
 * Bunny and Claude: What?! (they are handchuffed and caried away) You screwball duck!
 * Daffy: I'm not a screwball, I'm just Daffy! Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo!
 * Cop #2: That's the Daffy we know.
 * Bunnie Rabbot: Does anyone have any threes?
 * Bugs: No. (munches a carrot) Go fish.

Plot
Baylee annoys Collin during his job at Bunnicula's Night Smoothie place, but soon discovers she gets a lot of consequences because of Ricky Mouse.

Characters

 * Collin (voiced by Jason Griffith)
 * Baylee (voiced by Colleen Villard)
 * Bunnicula (voiced by Chris Kattan)
 * Ricky Mouse (voiced by Tom Kenny)

Trivia

 * Ricky torments Baylee in Bugs Bunny-esque tricks.
 * Curiously, Ricky has the help of Jerry Mouse and the Cookroaches in two respective times.

Plot
Vinicius falls while stomping on grapes on the grape-stomping contest (parody of the Grape Lady viral video).

Characters

 * Vinicius (voiced by Jeremy Shada)
 * Pearl (voiced by Deedee Magno-Hall)
 * Yakko Warner (voiced by Rob Paulsen)
 * Buster Bunny (voiced by Charlie Adler)
 * Colin the Speedy Boy (voiced by Jason Griffith)
 * Eric McEdderson (voiced by Seth Green)
 * Juniper Lee (voiced by Lara Jill Miller)
 * Peridot (voiced by Shelby Rabara)
 * Dot Warner (as the announcer, voiced by Tress MacNeille)

Transcript
Camera cuts to the contest with Eric, Colin, Vinicius, Juniper and Peridot joining the contest Then, everyone stomped on the grapes, then suddenly, Vinicius fell to the ground, everyone stopped and look in shock. The camera cuts back to the newsroom. Then, we see the WB Kids logo on the news logo.
 * Buster: We now take you to the live footage of the grape stomping contest
 * Pearl: Thank you, Buster. The grape stomping contest, where the winner will recieve a picture with the president!
 * Dot: Hi everybody! Welcome to WB Kids Grape Stomping Contest. Remember, the guy who doesn't stomp all the grapes loses. 3, 2, 1, Go!
 * Vinicius: Deal everybody?
 * Everybody: Deal.
 * Vinicius: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! My-AAAAAAAAGH! I can't breathe! Ugh! Ugh Ugh! I can't breathe! Owie-owie-owie-owie-owie!
 * Yakko: Good gracious me, I hope he's alright.
 * Buster: We'll have to send someone there to make sure that he is, we'll be right back.

Plot
Lola, Daphne and Nancy go in a crazy chase in the supermarket in order to get the last energetic bar available, but they'll end up to lost to Dot (semi-parody of The Last Butterfinger commercial).

Characters

 * Lola Bunny (voiced by Kath Soucie)
 * Daphne Blake (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
 * Nancy Samano (voiced by Kathryn Cressida)
 * Dot Warner (cameo in the ending, voiced by Tress MacNeille)
 * Supermarket announcer (unseen, voiced by Laura Bailey)

Plot
The Red Guy calls Nancy a dumb girl, but soon discovers he gets a lot of consequences.

Characters

 * Nancy Samano (voiced by Kathryn Cressida)
 * The Red Guy (voiced by Charlie Adler)
 * Pounce the Cat (non-speaking)
 * Smurfette (non-speaking)

Transcript
The Red Guy is seen walking to get ice cream, till he bumps to Nancy, who is also waiting for ice cream. Suddenly, Nancy hears this and slowly turns around. Smurfette and Pounce notices her being furious. Then, everybody except the Red Guy immediately leaves. Nancy clutches her fists, and shakes her head. Then, she gives the Red Guy her "knuckle sandwiches".
 * Red Guy: Move, dumb girl! I want ice cream!
 * Nancy: Uh, what did you call me?
 * Red Guy: A "dumb girl", Duh!
 * Nancy: Everyone, you need to get out.
 * Red Guy: What are you gonna do? Make me dress up as a princess?

(w.i.p)

Plot
Babs, Jasmine, Lapis and Claire end up unfortunely trapped in an elevator after an energy failure caused by Oggy and Jack while chasing the Cockroaches.

Characters

 * Babs Bunny (voiced by Tress MacNeille)
 * Jasmine Todd (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
 * Lapis Lazuli (voiced by Jennifer Paz)
 * Claire the Ghost (also voiced by Grey DeLisle)

Transcript
Jasmine, Lapis and Claire are on an elevator, with the doors almost closing. Babs comes in. She reaches the elevator just in time and sighs. Then, some turbulence is heard and the lights go out. (Claire passes through the wall and discovers that the failure was caused by Oggy and Jack while chasing the Cockroaches. She then passes back to the elevator)
 * Babs: (running) Wait for me!
 * Jasmine: Geez, don't tell me that the elevator broke down.
 * Babs: (pressing some buttons, but it doesn't work) Yep! It did!
 * Lapis: I wonder what it caused it. Claire, could you see it?
 * Claire: Huh?
 * Jasmine: (sarcastically) Just because she's a ghost, that means that she can pass through walls?
 * Babs: Well, duh! Of course she can pass through walls simply because of her being a ghost! Have you not watch any ghost movies where all of these ghosts go through walls?
 * Claire: Hm!
 * Lapis: What's that? You saw what caused the elevator to break down?
 * Claire: Uh-huh!
 * Babs: What did you see?

(w.i.p.)

Plot
Kaput and Zosky are going to the photo booth after George and Linda Doggie taking over. But, Collin thinks the duo are conquering it.

Characters

 * Kaput (voiced by Jess Harnell)
 * Zosky (voiced by Johnny Yong Bosch)
 * Collin the Speedy Boy (voiced by Jason Griffith)
 * Steven Universe (voiced by Zach Callison)
 * George Doggie (non-speaking)
 * Linda Doggie (non-speaking)

Transcript
George Doggie and Linda Doggie are walking from the photo booth. Kaput and Zosky are entering the mall and seeing Collin. Kaput and Zosky are walking in the photo booth. They sit down on the photo booth seat. A camera flash appears to take a picture of the duo. Kaput takes out his crispizer from his pocket and scares Zosky. A camera flash appears again and take picture of Kaput showing his crispizer and Zosky crossing his arms. A camera flash appears again and take picture of Kaput hugging Zosky.
 * Collin: Hey, guys. Wanna photo booth?
 * Kaput: Sure, Collin!
 * Zosky: Okay!
 * Kaput: Now, say cheese!
 * Zosky: Cheese!
 * Kaput: Ha-ha! I've got it, Zosky!
 * Zosky: Kaput, you scared me!
 * Kaput: All right, kids! I'll give my best friend a hug! (hugs Zosky)
 * Zosky: Uh! (getting squeezed by Kaput)

(w.i.p)

Plot
The Looney Tunes and Collin and his friends cause havoc through the Warner Bros. Studios while playing soccer (semi-parody of the Nike Portugal vs. Brazil commercial).

Characters

 * Bugs Bunny (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Collin the Speedy Boy (voiced by Jason Griffith)
 * Daffy Duck (also voiced by Jeff Bergman)

Plot
The Warners disguise themselves as cable installers in order to foil Bryte and steal an important chip.

Characters

 * Yakko Warner (voiced by Rob Paulsen)
 * Wakko Warner (voiced by Jess Harnell)
 * Dot Warner (voiced by Tress MacNeille)
 * Teary Eyed Bryte (voiced by Grey DeLisle)

Plot
Dodgers and the Cadet ask George Jetson for a ride to the Galactic Protectorate HQ after their spaceship wrecked.

Characters

 * Daffy Duck/Duck Dodgers (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Porky Pig/The Eager Young Space Cadet (voiced by Bob Bergen)
 * George Jetson (also voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Mr. Spacely (cameo in the ending, also voiced by Jeff Bergman)

Plot
TBD

Characters

 * Chupacabra (voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson)
 * Wakko Warner (voiced by Jess Harnell)

Transcript
(w.i.p.)

Plot
Elmer Fudd has created a gum trap to trap rabbits like Bugs Bunny. Unfortunately, he ends up trapping more than what he wanted.

Characters

 * Elmer Fudd (voiced by Billy West)
 * Bugs Bunny (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Collin the Speedy Boy (voiced by Jason Griffith)
 * Agent Foxy (voiced by Deedee Magno-Hall)
 * Minka the Creeper (voiced by Grey DeLisle)

Transcript
(The bumper starts off with Elmer Fudd building something) (Elmer then finishes building his thing) (Elmer then leaves to head off to the supermarket. Bugs Bunny then arrives while munching on a carrot. Suddenly, he steps onto the gum trap)
 * Elmer: That wabbit wiww be mine this time (laughs).
 * Elmer: Thewe! My bwand new wabbit twap is done! Now excuse me whiwe I go to the supewmawket to pick up some gwocewies. When I come back, I bettew see a wabbit!
 * Bugs: Huh? (looks down, only to see gum) Oh my... This ain't good...

(w.i.p.)

Plot
Daffy decides to make a heist in a random house with Porky's help (against his will). Unfortunely, he quickly regrets when he sees it's Mr. Badger's house.

Characters

 * Daffy Duck (voiced by Jeff Bergman)
 * Porky Pig (voiced by Bob Bergen)
 * Mr. Badger (voiced by Maurice LaMarche)
 * Police Officer (voice only, voiced by Jeff Bennett)

Plot
TBD

Transcript
(w.i.p.)

Characters (Singers)

 * Bugs Bunny
 * Lego
 * Kerigan Mardis
 * Sam Pussycat
 * Yoshi
 * Collin the Speedy Boy
 * Mattie
 * Chester
 * George Doggie
 * Baylee Mardis

Script/Lyrics

 * Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, childrens of all ages! The stars of WB Kids will sing the National Anthem!