Futurama: The Movie (Live-Action)/Transcript

This is the transcript of Futurama: The Movie (Live-Action).

(Shows 20th Century Studios logo)

Text: Twentieth Century Studios Presents

Text: In Association with The ULULU Company

(a 8-bit spaceship flies across the screen)

Philip J. Fry: Space. It seems to go on and on forever... But then you get to the end and then a giant gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.

(A planet opens up and a huge gorilla starts throwing barrels at the spaceship. It dodges a few but one hits it and it explodes. The gorilla thumps its chest and "Game Over" flashes on the screen. The spaceship and gorilla isn't real and Fry is playing an arcade game called "Monkey Fracas Jr". He wears a red jacket and has orange hair with two distinct forks at the front. A boy stands next to him. The game is against the wall of a pizzeria called Panucci's Pizza.)

Text: December 31, 1999

Philip J. Fry: And that's how you play the game!

Boy: You stink, loser!

(Panucci, a middle-aged balding man wearing a vest, leans over the counter with a pizza box.)

Panucci: Hey, Fry. Pizza goin' out! C'mon!!

Philip J. Fry: But I'm celebrating New Year's Eve.

Panucci: Like you got squat to celebrate! You're a delivery boy this millennium and you'll be a delivery boy next millennium!

(Fry sighs and picks up the pizza. He walks to the door. Seymour grabs his trouser leg and holds Fry back.)

Panucci: What's with Seymour? It's like he don't want you to go. Or he thinks your pants is too short, or somethin'. Which is crazy 'cause, frankly, you look fabulous. Now get goin'!

(Scene: Outside Panucci's Pizza. Fry unlocks his bike and Seymour put his paw on the wheel.)

Philip J. Fry: I won't be gone long, Seymour. Just wait here till I come back.

(He rides off. Seymour sits, waiting.)

(Scene: New York City Street. Fry cycles past people outside O'Grady's Pub enjoying their New Millennium Eve. A cab pulls up and he sees his girlfriend inside.)

Philip J. Fry: Michelle, baby! Where you going?

Michelle: It's not working out, Fry. (Next to her is a guy with his arm around her. The cab pulls away.) (shouting; from cab) I put your stuff out on the sidewalk!

(Time Lapse. Fry is still on his bike getting more and more depressed.)

Philip J. Fry: I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life.

(Cut to: Outside Applied Cryogenics. He stops outside a building and locks up his bike. A man sneaks up behind him, cuts the chain and steals his bike.)

Bike Thief: Happy new year!

(Scene: Applied Cryogenics Corridor. Fry steps out of the elevator on the 64th floor. He knocks on a door marked "Applied Cryogenics". A sign underneath indicates "No Power Failures Since 199[7]". There is no response at the door and Fry goes in.)

(Cut to: Applied Cryogenics: Freezer Room. The room is empty and there are no lights on. Strange pods about 6ft tall line one of the walls. There are a few other machines around the room and a desk and a chair in the middle of the room. Fry wipes some condensation from a window on one of the pods, revealing the face of an inanimate man inside. He turns around.)

Philip J. Fry: Hello? Pizza delivery for, uh ... (He reads the delivery note.) ... Icy Wiener? Aw, crud! I always thought at this point in my life I'd be the one making the crank calls!

(He sits down on the chair, puts his feet on the desk and opens a can of beer.)

Philip J. Fry: Here's to another lousy millennium.

(He unenthusiastically raises his hand and toasts.)