The Sensational Spider-Man (Marvel;Re)/Issue 4

The fourth issue of Marvel;Re's The Sensational Spider-Man and the first part of "The Devil At Work" arc.

Synopsis
Will be added soon.

Plot (unfinished)
A man in a black and red hood approaches a podium in the middle of what appears to be a church. He opens up a black book on the podium and begins reading from it. The hooded man takes his hood down, revealing himself to be a bald man with a large red ring around his neck. He smiles. We then cut to Tony Stark, who is leaning next to a girl and looking at her flirtatiously. Pepper Potts marches over to Tony. The two continue to yell at each other while the girl sneaks away. All over New York, people are shown arguing over nothing, admiring their own looks far too much, and one man is shown over-indulging on food in a restaurant. Meanwhile, the alarm on Peter's phone goes off and he turns it off. Peter gets up, yawning. Peter hears muffled yelling through the wall. Peter walks out and sits next to Mary Jane while watching Flash and Cindy, who are arguing with each other. Peter looks around the room, very confused. We then cut to him, swinging through the city in his suit. Peter hears a loud crash and swings down to the scene of a car crash. Both people have managed to survive but are literally fighting each other. Peter grabs both of them by the shoulders and pulls them apart. A cop suddenly runs up and fires his gun. Peter catches the bullet mid-air. The cop once again tries to shoot Peter but Peter grabs his gun and punches him in the head. The cop goes down and, moments later, every other cop in the area pulls guns on Peter. The cops all open fire on Peter and Peter swings off while still being fired at. He manages to escape the cops by swinging on top of a building and hiding from them. Peter pulls out his phone and starts looking through his contacts. Peter calls Captain America, who picks up. Outside of Avengers Tower stands Spider-Man and no one else. Cap looks around the area. Cap points at Doorman, 3-D Man, and Demolition Man. Doorman looks at the other two before lowering his head in shame. Peter approaches the heroes.
 * Hooded Man: "When sin floods the Earth. When there is no good remaining. When the forces of God fall from the sky. That is when I shall come. I will lead my army of sin to victory and I will reward the sinful for their actions. This I promise. I am the Prince of Darkness and the King of Tomorrow. I am The Devil. And I will do The Devil's work."
 * Tony: Well, if you haven't noticed, I am Tony Stark. The genius, playboy... oh, you know the rest. I'm just saying, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Just accompany me for a night and I'll make it worth your while. What do you say?
 * Girl: Um... well, I'm flattered, but aren't you married?
 * Tony: Yeah, I am. Wait... Yeah... I am...
 * Girl: So... why're you flirting with me?
 * Tony: I... What...?
 * ???: TONY!!
 * Pepper: What're you doing chatting up other women?!
 * Tony: Oh, so, it's illegal to just talk to women who aren't you, is it?!
 * Pepper: Is it cause she's young?! Huh!? Is that it, you piece of crap!?
 * Peter (thinking): Ah, Saturday. One of the two days of the week where I get the day off and don't need to worry about getting to work on time. That means I get to Spider-Man pretty early! Wait, is it okay to use Spider-Man as an adjective...? Eh, I'll do it anyway.
 * Peter: What the...?
 * Flash: You can't blame me! We don't have anywhere else for me to put it!
 * Cindy: I absolutely CAN blame you!!
 * Peter: Uh... Hey MJ? What're they arguing about?
 * Mary Jane: I don't remember. They've been arguing for two hours...
 * Peter: What? How does somebody stay angry for two hours? I should go--
 * Mary Jane: Don't talk to them, they'll drag you into it. That's way too much effort to get into an argument that I don't care about...
 * Peter: That's... not like you. In fact, it sounds a little lazy.
 * Mary Jane: Yeah, well, I... you know what? Nevermind. Arguing with you is too much effort too...
 * Peter (thinking): Flash and Cindy staying angry for two hours and now Mary Jane thinks it's "too much effort" to get them to stop? What is going on today...?
 * Peter: Hey, hey! Break it up, you two!
 * Ginger Man: Don't butt into this! This is none of your business, you stupid piece of--!
 * Peter: You're literally committing assault against someone. This is absolutely my business!
 * Peter: Holy crap, that was lucky... What was that all about? I thought cops were meant to use lethal force as a final resort. These guys don't deserve to get shot!
 * Cop: I'm not aiming at him, I'm aiming at you!
 * Peter: ...What...?
 * Cop: You're always running around taking all of the good jobs! It's our job to take care of the bad guys, not you!
 * Peter: Uh... I'm sorry that me saving lives hurts your ego, I guess...?
 * Cop: Hurt my...? You absolute...!!
 * Peter: What? What did I do? That was self-defense.
 * Peter (thinking): Okay, something weird is definitely going on here. Wonder if any other heroes are having a problem like this...
 * Peter: And it appears that I've been blocked by almost every single Avenger in my contacts... Oh, wait, Cap hasn't blocked me yet.
 * Captain America: Okay, what is it this time?
 * Peter: Um... what?
 * Captain America: You're not going to say anything weird?
 * Peter: What do you mean?
 * Captain America: Everybody else who's called me today has either chewed me out or talked about the... "fantasies" they've had about me.
 * Peter: Yeah, everybody's so weird today! I was just shot at for defending myself against a guy!
 * Captain America: It feels like somebody put drugs in the water again.
 * Peter: Again?
 * Captain America: You don't want to know.
 * Peter: I'll, uh... take your word for it... Oh, by the way, should we meet up and talk about this? You know, try to figure out what's going on?
 * Captain America: Absolutely. Meet me outside of Avengers Tower. I'll see if anybody else is unaffected by whatever is happening. You do the same.
 * Peter: Got it.
 * Captain America: Where's the back-up?
 * Peter: I am the back-up.
 * Captain America: You're kidding, right?
 * Peter: I've been blocked by every other hero in my contacts. Where's your back-up?
 * Peter: Oh my God...
 * Doorman: Hey, that's not very nice! We can help too!
 * Demolition Man: No we can't.
 * 3-D Man: Yeah, let's face it, there's a reason that we're usually only seen standing amongst other heroes or fighting D-lister villains.
 * Captain America: Look, I know they're not much but they're currently all we have.
 * Peter: Okay... well, uh...
 * Peter: Are all of you aware of what's going on?
 * Demolition Man: Cap caught us up, yeah.
 * Peter: So... any idea what's causing it?
 * Doorman: Uh... magic?
 * Demolition Man: That sounds about right. Magical brainwashing, all over the city. If it was something like a gas or a parasite then some scientists or S.H.I.E.L.D. agents would tell us about it, right?
 * 3-D Man: I'm also pretty sure that gas and parasites can't cause these weird symptoms.
 * Peter: That's... actually a pretty good point. So, more than likely it's magic. Now, what kind of magic is it...?
 * 3-D Man: Magical brainwashing all over the city... Stuff like that could permanently affect people's relationships and it's not even their fault. What a sin...
 * Peter: Sin... sin... sin! The seven deadly sins!
 * Demolition Man: Uh...?
 * Peter: I saw two guys beating each other up because they were wrathful, a cop tried to shoot me because I hurt his pride, a roommate of mine was too slothful to stop my other roommates from arguing--
 * Captain America: And people kept calling me about their lust for me... You might be on to something here...