Cars (updated) transcript

[Inhaling and exhaling deeply]

[McQueen] OK... Here we go. Focus.

Speed. I am speed.

[Cars whizzing past]

One winner, 42 losers.

I eat losers for breakfast.

[Car accelerating]

Breakfast.

Wait, maybe I

should have had breakfast.

Or lunch.

Or dinner.

A little dinny could be good for me.

No, no, no, stay focused. Speed.

[Cars whizzing]

I'm faster than fast.

Quicker than quick.

I am lightning!

[Pounding on door]

[Mack] Hey, Lightning! You ready?

[Sheryl Crow:

Real Gone]

Oh, yeah. Lightning's ready

[engine rewing]

[Engine revs]

[Crowd cheers]

Ka-chow!

[Cars zooming]

Cars.

[Cars whooshing]

[Both scream]

[All cheer]

Get your antenna balls here!

Go, Lightnin'!

- Whoo!

- You got that right, slick. [whistles]

[Air wrench whirring]

Uh!

[screams]

[Engine revs]

- [Bob Cutlass] Welcome back to the Dinoco 400.

- [Crowd cheers]

I'm Bob Cutlass, here

with my good friend, Darrell Cartrip.

We're midway through what may

be an historic day for racing.

-Bob, my oil pressure's

through the roof.

If this gets more exciting, they're

gonna have to tow me outta the booth!

-Right, Darrell.

[Bob] Three cars are tied

for the season points lead,

heading into the final race

of the season.

And the winner of this race,

besides other racers, will win

the season title and the Piston Cup.

Does The King, Strip Weathers,

have one more victory in him

before retirement,

and probably pass down to Cal,

his nephew?

[Darrell] He's been Dinoco's golden boy

for years!

Can he win them one last Piston Cup?

[Bob] And, as always, in the

second place spot we find Chick Hicks.

He's been chasing

that tailfin his entire career.

[Darrell] Chick thought

this was his year.

His chance to finally emerge

from The King's shadow.

But the last thing he expected was...

Lightning McQueen!

[Bob] You know, I don't think

anybody expected this.

The rookie sensation

came into the season unknown.

But everyone knows him now.

[Darrell] Will he be the first rookie

to win a Piston Cup and land Dinoco?

[Bob] The legend, the runner-up,

and the rookie!

Three cars, one champion!

[Breaks screeching]

No you don't.

- [Chuckling]

- Hey!

- [Tires squealing]

- [Crowd booing]

What a ride!

[Chuckling]

Go get 'em, McQueen!

Go get 'em!

[Female] I love you, Lightning!

- Dinoco is all mine.

- [Screaming]

[Darrell] Trouble, turn three!

- Get through that, McQueen.

- [Bob] Huge crash behind the leaders!

[Crowd gasps]

[Screaming]

[Giggling]

- [Grunts]

- [Gasps]

[Both screaming]

McQueen is in the- -]

[Bob] Wait a second, Darrell.

McQueen is in the wreckage.

[Darrell] There's no way the rookie

can make it through!

Not in one piece, that is.

[Exhaling]

(Huge leap)

Yeah!

Lightning! Oh!

[Darrell] Look at that!

McQueen made it through!

[Bob] A spectacular move

by Lightning McQueen!

Yeah! Ka-chow!

McQueen! McQueen! McQueen!

McQueen! McQueen! McQueen!

Yeah, McQueen! Ka-chow! [honking]

[Bob] While everyone

heads into the pits,

McQueen stays out to take the lead!

Don't take me out, coach.

I can still race!

[Air wrench whirring]

[Chuckling] What do you think?

A thing of beauty.

- McQueen made it!

- [Chick] What?

He's not pitting!

You gotta get me out there!

Let's go! Get me back out there!

McQueen's not going into the pits!

[Darrell] The rookie fired his

crew chief. The third this season!

- [Bob] Says he likes working alone.

- Go, go!

Looks like Chick

got caught up in the pits.

Yeah, after a stop like that,

he's got a lot of ground to make up.

Get ready, boys,

we're coming to the restart!

Not of the race, though.

That’s disappointing.

[Crowd cheers]

Come on, come on, come on!

We need tires now!

Come on, let's go!

- No, no, no, no! No tires, just gas!

- [Male] What?

You need tires, you idiot!

[Darrell] Looks like it's

gas-and-go's for McQueen today.

[Bob] Right. No tires again.

[Darrell] That's a short-term gain,

long-term loss,

but it's workin' for him. He obviously

knows somethin' we don't know.

[Cars whizzing]

[Bob] This is it, Darrell. One lap to go

and Lightning McQueen has a huge lead.

He's got it in the bag.

Call in the dogs and put out the fire!

We're probably gonna crown us a new champion!

[Crowd cheers and whistles]

[Screaming]

-Was it smart? No

his back tires are rotten

and are about to burst.

- Checkered flag, here I come!

- [Tire blows]

-Called it!

[Darrell] No! McQueen's blown a tire!

[Bob] And with only one turn to go!

Can he make it?

- You fool!

- [Grunts]

[Male] McQueen's blown a tire!

He's blown a tire!

Go, go, go!

- [Grunting]

-[a nail]

- [2nd Tire blows]

[Darrell] He's lost another tire!

- King and Chick come up fast!

- [Bob] They're entering turn two!

Come on. [grunting]

I don't believe

what I'm watching, Bob!

Lightning McQueen

is an inch from the Piston Cup!

And I don’t mean literally!

[Gasping]

[Growling]

[Bob] The King and Chick

exiting turn four.

[Darrell] Down the stretch they come!

And it's, and it's...

- It's too close to call! Too close!

- I don't believe it!

Lightning!

- The most spectacular, amazing...

- I don't believe it!

...unequivocally, unbelievable ending

in the history of the world!

- And we don't know who won!

- Look at that!

[Tape jittering]

[Slow motion drone]

- That's very close to call.

- Can we play that again?

Hey, no cameras! Get outta here!

We're here in Victory Lane,

awaiting the results.

McQueen, that was a risky move,

not taking tires.

Tell me about it!

Are you sorry you didn't have

a crew chief out there?

Oh, Cruz. There's a lot more to racing

than just winning.

I mean, taking the race by a full lap? Where's the entertainment in that?

I wanted to give folks a little sizzle.

- Sizzle?

- Am I sorry I don't have a crew chief?

No, I'm not.

'Cause I'm a one-man show.

What? Oh, yeah, right.

That was a confident

Lightning McQueen.

Live from Victory Lane,

I'm Cruz Remerez.

- Get outta the shot.

- Yo, Chuck.

Chuck, what are you doing?

You're blockin' the camera!

- Everyone wants to see the bolt.

- What?

- Now, back away.

- That's it! Come on, guys.

- Whoa, team! Where are you going?

- We quit, Mr. One-Man Show!

Oh, OK, leave. Fine.

How will I ever find anyone else

who knows how to fill me up with gas?

[Crowd laughs]

- Adios, Chuck!

- And my name is not Chuck!

Oh, whatever.

Hey, Lightning! Yo! McQueen!

Seriously, that was some

pretty darn nice racin' out there.

- By me!

- Oh, yeah.

- Zinger!

- Welcome to the Chick era, baby!

The Piston Cup...

It's mine, dude. It's mine.

Hey, fellas, how do you think

I'd look in Dinoco blue? Dinoco blue!

In your dreams, Thunder.

Yeah, right. Thunder?

What's he talkin' about, "Thunder"?

You know, 'cause thunder

always comes after lightning.

Ka-ping! Ka-pow!

- Who knew about the thunder thing?

- I didn't.

- Give us the bolt!

- That's right.

Right in the lens.

- Show me the bolt, baby!

- Smile, McQueen!

- Show me the bolt, McQueen!

- That's it! I’m on strike!

-Nobody cares.

-Oooohhhh....

[Electronic music]

[Crowd chattering]

That was one close finish.

You sure made Dinoco proud.

Thank you, King.

Well, Tex, you've been

good to me all these years.

It's the least I could do.

Whatever happens, you're a winner

to me, you old daddy rabbit.

Thanks, dear.

Wouldn't be nothing without you.

Kch-i-ka-chow!

- I'm Mia.

- I'm Tia.

[Both] We're, like, your biggest fans!

Ka-chow!

I love being me.

And I have a biggest fan.

-[Fan] Hello. I’m a fan. Lithely.

- [Police] OK, girls, that's it.

Your under arrest.

For blinking lights,

Looking cute, ...

- We love you, Lightning!

[Chuckles]

No I love him more.

Hey, buddy.

You're one gutsy racer.

Oh, hey, Mr. The King.

You got more talent in one lug nut

than a lot of cars has got

in their whole body.

- Really? Oh, that’s nice.

- But you're stupid.

- Excuse me?

How do you congratulate a piston cup champion by calling them stupid?

-I’m sorry,

but This ain't a one-man deal, kid.

You need to wise up and get

a good crew chief and a good team.

You ain't gonna win

unless you got good folks behind you,

[voice dwindling] and you let them

do their job, like they should.

- Like I tell the boys at the shop...

- A good team.

- Yeah...

- [electronic music]

Ka-chow! Ka-pow!

[Crowd cheering]

[Screaming]

[Cheering]

Oh, Lightning!

Get a family, settle down,

and If you figure that out

you just gonna be OK.

Oh, yeah, that...

That is spectacular advice.

Thank you, Mr. The King.

- [Fanfare]

- [Bob] Ladies and gentlemen,

for the first time

in Piston Cup history,

[rewing] A rookie

has won the Piston Cup.

Yes!

[Bob].Wrong. We have a three-way tie.

- [Crowd cheers]

- [Cameras flash]

[Chuckling] Hey,

that must be really embarrassing.

But I wouldn't worry about it.

Because I didn't do it!

[Bob] Piston Cup officials

have determined that a tiebreaker race

between the three leaders

will be held in California in one week. Why? They don’t share.

Well, thank you! Thanks to

all of you out there! Thank you!

[Whispering] Hey, first one to

California gets Dinoco all to himself.

No, not me!

No, you rock, and you know that!

Oh, yeah! Whoo!

Yep! All right! Got it!

"First one to California

gets Dinoco all to himself."

Oh, we'll see

who gets there first, Chick.

Huh?

- Hey, kid! Congrats on the tie.

- I don't want to talk about it.

Let's go, Mackamillion. Saddle up.

What'd you do with my trailer?

- I parked it at your sponsor's tent.

- What?

Gotta make your personal appearance.

No. No! No, no, no, no!

[Add McQueen] had you ever been so rusty?

Will you ever be like me? Yes, yes, yes!

Lightning McQueen here.

And I use Rust-eze Medicated

Bumper Ointment, new rear end formula!

Nothing soothes a rusty bumper

like Rust-eze.

(Some ointments may take up to 36 weeks)

Wow! Look at that shine!

Use Rust-eze and you too

can look like me!

Ka-chow!

[Both laughing]

I met this car from Swampscott.

He was so rusty

he didn't even cast a shadow.

Recently, he tipped to the side

and passed away, RIP, and his butt fell off.

- You could see his dirty undercarriage in the museum down the road.

- [Crowd laughs]

[Groaning] I hate rusty cars.

This is not good for my image.

I can rust any second.

They did give you your big break.

Besides, it's in your contract.

Oh, will you stop, please?

Just go get hooked up.

- Winter is a grand old time.

- Of this there are no ifs or buts.

[Rusty] But remember,

all that salt and grime...

Can rust your bolts and freeze your...

Hey, look! There he is!

Our almost champ!

[Dusty (van)] Get your rear end in here.

Lightning McQueen,

you are wicked fast!

- That race was a pisser!

- You were booking!

- Give me a little room.

- You're my hero!

Yes, I know. [chuckles]

"Fred." Fred, thank you.

He knows my name.

He knows my name!

Looking good, Freddie!

Thanks to you, Lightning,

we had a banner year!

We might clear enough

to buy you some headlights.

You saying he doesn't have headlights?

That's what I'm telling ya.

They're stickers!

Well, you know,

racecars don't need headlights,

because the track is always lit.

Yeah, well, so is my brother,

but he still needs headlights.

[Laughing]

[Forced laughter]

- Ladies and gentlemen,

Boys and girls,

Bubbys and zaidys,

Introducing,

- [both] Lightning McQueen!

[Cricket chirping]

[cricket] Sorry.

Wait, no. I live this way.

-Free Bird!

You know, the Rust-eze Medicated

Bumper Ointment team

ran a great race today.

And remember, with a little Rust-eze...

[whispering] And an insane

amount of luck,

...you too, can look like me.

Ka-chow.

- Hey, kid.

- We love ya.

And we're looking forward to another great year.

Just like this year!

Not on your life.

- Don't drive like my brother!

- Yeah, don't drive like my brother!

California, here we come!

Dinoco, here we come!

[Rascal Flatts:

Life is a Highway]

[Birds chirping]

[Phone ringing]

[Moaning] Oh... oh... uh,

I needed this. Hello?

[Male] Is this Lightning McQueen,

the world's fastest racing machine?

Is this Harv,

the world's greatest agent?

And it is such an honor

to be your agent

that it hurts me to take

100% of your winnings.

Merchandising. And ancillary rights in

perpetuity. Anyway, what a race, champ!

I didn't see it,

but I heard you were great.

Thanks, Harv.

Listen, they're giving you 120 tickets for the tiebreaker thing in Cali.

I'll pass 'em on to your friends.

Shoot me the names.

- You let Harv rock it for you, baby.

- Right. Friends.

Yes. The problem is...

OK, I get it, Mr. Popular.

So many you can't even narrow it down.

Hey, when you get to town,

you better make time

for your best friend!

Break bread

with your mishpocheh here!

That'd be great!

We should totally do it!

The problem is that I don’t have a town.

Or friends.

Than you stink.

Get a town and make friends.

OK, I gotta jump, kid.

Let me know how it goes. I'm out.

- [Dial tone hums]

- [Sighing]

- [Melodic beeping]

- [Wheels squeaking]

[Lightning] What? A minivan?

Come on, you're in the slow lane.

This is Lightning McQueen

you're hauling here.

Just stopping off

for a quick breather, kid.

- Old Mack needs a rest.

- Absolutely not.

We're driving all night till we

get to California. We agreed to it.

All night? May I remind you

federal DOT regs state that u must sleep. And we missed the exit.

I’m pulling up on the side of the road.

Come on, I need to get there

before Chick and hang with Dinoco.

[Mack groans]

All those sleeping trucks.

Hey, kid,

I don't know if I can make it.

Oh, sure you can, Mack.

Look, it'll be easy.

I'll stay up with you.

- All night?

- All night long.

[Snoring]

[Engines slowing]

[Snoring, gasping, blubbering]

[Grunting]

[Snoring] Uh!

[Blubbering]

- [Rap music]

- [Engines rewing]

[Sniffing] Ah-choo!

[Laughing]

- Hey, yo, D.J.

- What up?

- We got ourselves a nodder.

- [Chuckling]

[Kenny G:

Songbird]

Pretty music. [snoring]

Yo, Wingo! Lane change, man.

- Right back at ya!

- Yeah!

- Oops! I missed.

- You going on vacation?

[All laugh]

[Snoring]

[Snoring]

- [Chuckling]

- [Sniffling]

- Oh, no, Snot Rod...

- He's gonna blow!

Ah... Ah... Ah-choo!

Gesundheit!

One should never drive while drowsy.

- [Tires squealing]

- [Horns honking]

- [Honking loudly]

- [Screaming]

- Uh! Ah!

- [All honking]

[Breathing heavily] Mack!

- [Grunting]

- [Horns honking]

Mack!

Mack!

Hey, Mack! Mack!

Mack!

Mack, wait for me! [engine rewing]

[Tires squealing]

Mack!

[Bell ringing]

[whissle blowing]

[Thomas] Gah! Who are you?

[thomas  narrator] McQueen passed

just in time.

(Kerjump)

Mack! Mack!

Mack! Mack...

...wait up! [coughing] Mack.

Mack! Mack!

What? You're not Mack.

Mack? I ain't no Mack!

I'm a Peterbilt, for dang sake!

[Peterbilt]

Turn on your lights, you moron!

Mack... The Interstate!

[Tires squealing]

(Route 66)

- [Engine roaring]

- Huh?

Not in my town, you don't.

[Siren wailing]

Oh, no.

- Oh, maybe he can help me!

I’m pulling o- -

- [Sheriff backfiring]

He's shooting at me!

Why is he shooting at me?

[Backfiring]

I haven't gone this fast in years.

[Grunting] I'm gonna

blow a gasket or somethin'.

Oh. I just did.

Serpentine! Serpentine, serpentine!

What in the blue blazes?

Crazy hot-rodder.

[Siren continues wailing]

[Hank Williams:

My Heart Would Know]

[Buzzing]

[Water hose turning on]

[Snoring]

I'm telling you, man,

every third blink is slower.

The 60s weren't good to you,

were they?

[Car backfires]

[Sirens blasting]

What? That's not the Interstate!

- [Sheriff shoots, for real now]

- Ah! Oh!

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

- [Screaming]

- [Tires screeching]

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Ow!

I'm not the only one seeing this, right?

- Incoming!

- Whoa, man.

- No!

- Hey! You scratched my paint!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

My tires!

- [Grunting]

- [Gasping]

- [Screaming]

- [Gasping]

- [Tires squealing]

- [Cables vibrating]

Ahh...

(Shaaaaa)

AAAAAHHHHH!!!

Ahh!

Ahhhhhhh...

- [Cables whizzing]

- [Straining]

Fly away, Stanley. Be free!

[Gasping]

[Breathing heavily]

Boy, you're in a heap of trouble.

[Sighing] Zzzzz....

We're live at the Los Angeles

International Speedway

as the first competitor,

Lightning McQueen,

is arriving at the track.

Is it true he's gonna pose for Cargirl?

Lightning. What's your strategy?

[Mrs Fritter] Can I get your autograph?

(Nothing)

- [Crowd gasps]

- [Cameras clicking]

What? Did I forget

to wipe my mud flaps?

McQueen's driver arrived in California,

but McQueen was missing.

- McQueen was reported missing.

He was sposed to race an unprecedented tie breaker. Now his Sponsors state

they have no idea where he is.

[chinese part]

I hope Lightning's OK. I'd hate

to see anything bad happen to him.

I don't know what's harder to find,

McQueen or a chief who'll work with him!

[laugh trak]

[Trump] Lightning McQueen

must be found at all costs!

They're all asking the same question:

Where is McQueen?

[Groaning] Oh, boy.

Where am I?

- Mornin', sleepin' beauty!

- Ah!

Boy, I was wonderin'

when you was gonna wake up.

Take whatever you want!

Just don't hurt me!

A parking boot?

Why do I have a parking boot on?

- What's going on here? Please!

- [Chuckling] You're funny.

I like you already. My name's Mater.

Mater?

Yeah, like "tuh-mater,"

but without the "tuh".

- What's your name?

- You don't know my name?

Uh...

No, I know your name.

Is your name Mater 2?

What?

Look, I need to get to California

as fast as possible. Where am I?

Where are you? Shoot!

You're in Radiator Springs.

The cutest little town

in Carburetor Canion.

Oh, great. Just great!

Well, if you think that's great,

you should see the rest of the town.

You know,

I'd love to see the rest of the town!

So if you could just open the gate,

take this boot off,

you and me, we go cruisin',

check out the local scene...

- Dad-gum!

- How'd that be, Tow Mater?

- Cool!

- Mater!

What did I tell you

about talkin' to the accused?

To not to.

Well, quit your yappin' and tow this

delinquent road hazard to traffic court.

Well, we'll talk later, Mater.

[Chuckling] "Later, Mater."

That's funny!

Ah!

[Sheriff] The Radiator Springs

Traffic Court will come to order!

Hey, you scratched my paint!

I oughta take a blowtorch to you, man!

You broke-a the road!

You a very bad car!

- Fascist!

- Commie!

Officer, talk to me, babe.

How long is this gonna take?

I gotta get to California, pronto.

Where's your lawyer?

I don't know. Tahiti maybe.

He's got a timeshare there.

When a defendant has no lawyer,

the court will assign one to him. Hey!

Anyone want to be his lawyer?

Shoot, I'll do it, Sheriff!

All rise! The Honorable

Doc Hudson presiding.

(Ramone shows off)

Show-off.

- May Doc have mercy on your soul.

- [Door banging]

- [Gasping]

- All right,

I wanna know who's responsible

for wreckin' my town, Sheriff.

I want his hood on a platter!

I'm gonna put him in jail till he rots!

No, check that.

I'm gonna put him in jail till

the jail rots on top of him,

and then I'm gonna move him

to a new jail and let that jail rot.

I'm...

(McQueen’s nightmare)

Chick?

Stop making moves while I’m on my way to California.

I...

You’re making me angry.

GAAHH!

(Z‼️)

Throw him out of here, Sheriff.

I want him out of my courtroom.

I want him out of our town!

- Case dismissed.

- Yes!

Boy, I'm purty good

at this lawyerin' stuff.

(Party)

Sorry I'm late, Your Honor!

(Screeee)

Holy Porsche! She's gotta be

For my attorney's office.

Only 119 tickets left.

Hey, thanks for comin',

but we're all set.

- He's letting me go.

- He's letting you go?

Then what is this party for?

your job’s pretty easy today.

All you have to do now is stand there

and let me look at you.

Listen, I'm gonna cut to the chase.

Me, you, dinner. Pi-cha-kow!

- What the...? Ow! Oh!

- Ka-chow!

- Please!

- I know. I get that reaction a lot.

I create feelings in others that

they themselves don't understand.

- [Rewing]

- Agh! Ow!

(Crash into boffet table)

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I scare you?

A little bit, but I'll be all right.

OK.

Let’s restart this case.

(Soon)

I'm gounna go talk to the judge.

Do what  gotta do, baby.

But listen. Be careful.

Folks around here are not firing on

all cylinders, if you know what I mean.

Ka-ching!

Ah!

I'll keep that in mind.

- Hey there, Mater.

- Howdy, Sally.

- Hi, folks!

- Good morning Sally!

You know her?

She's the town attorney and my fiancee.

What?

Nah, I'm just kiddin'.

She just likes me for my body.

You look great. You do something

different with your side view mirrors?

Nope. But what do you want, Sally?

[Sighing] Come on, make this guy

fix the road. The town needs this.

No. I know his type. Racecar.

That's the last thing this town needs.

OK, I didn't want to have to do this,

Doc, but you leave me no choice.

Fellow citizens, you're all aware

of our town's proud history.

Here she goes again.

Radiator Springs,

the glorious jewel

strung on the necklace

of Route 66, the mother road!

It is our job and our pleasure

to take care of the travelers

- on our stretch of that road.

- Travelers? What travelers?

Ignore him.

But how, I ask you,

are we to care for those travelers

if there is no road

for them to drive on?

- Luigi, what do you have at your store?

- Tires.

And if no one can get to you?

I won't sell any... tires.

I will lose everything!

- Flo, what do you have at your store?

- I have gas.

- Lotsa gas!

(Get it?)

[Ramone and Mater laughing]

- OK boys, stay with me.

And, Flo, what'll happen if no one

can come to your station to buy gas?

I'll go outta business and...

we'll have to leave town.

What's gonna happen if we

leave town and close our stations?

- [All] Without Radiator Springs,

we're done for!

- What?

Don't you think the car responsible

should fix our road?

The only guy strong enough

to fix that road is Goliath !

Lizzie, Goliath passed like,

1500 years ago.

Then why are you bringing

him up, you lemon?

Oh, he can do it.

He's got the horsepower.

So, what do you want him to do?

[All] Fix the road!

- Because we are a town worth fixing!

- Yeah!

[All cheer]

[Honking] Order in the court!

Seems like my mind

has been changed for me.

- [All] Yeah!

- No! Now i need 120 tickets all over again!

[Filmore] Nice ruling.

Oh, I am so not taking you to dinner.

[Chuckling] That's OK, Stickers.

You can take Bessie.

Man, you get to work with Bessie!

I'd give my left two lug nuts

for somethin' like that.

Bessie? Who's Bessie?

[Gurgling]

This here is Bessie,

finest road-pavin' machine ever built.

I'm hereby sentencing you

to community service.

You're gonna fix the road

under my supervision.

What? This place is crazy!

I know this may be

a bad time right now,

but you owe me $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

in legal fees.

What? Why?

Cuz I said so.

We're gonna hitch you up to Bessie,

and you're gonna pull her nice.

You gotta be kidding me.

You start there where the road begins.

You finish down there

where the road ends.

[Mater] Holy shoot!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

How long is this gonna take?

Well, fella does it right,

should take him about five days.

Five days?

But I should be in California

schmoozing Dinoco right now!

Then if I were you,

I'd quit yappin' and start workin'!

- Hook him up, Mater.

- Okay-dokey.

[Grunting]

[Tires squealing, engine rewing]

[Lightning] Freedom!

Maybe I should've

hooked him up to Bessie...

...and then...

then took the boot off. I misheard you.

Too good Mater 2 didn’t realize I drunk his gas while he was napping.

Whoo-hoo!

Goodbye, Radiator Springs,

and goodbye, Bessie!

California, here I come! Yeah!

Oh, feel that wind.

Yes!

[Sputtering]

No. No, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. Outta gas?

How can I be outta gas?

[Chuckling] Boy, we ain't

as dumb as you think we are.

[Stuttering] But how did,

how did... you...?

Mater drank your gas

while you were napping.

- Ka-chow.

- Ow, ow, ow, ow.

- Gentlemen.

- Sheriff.

Hey, Sheriff.

- Why here?

- [Italian] Sono sempre stati qui.

- They were better before.

- Stai sempre a parlare.

- Guido!

- Red, can you move over?

I want to get a look

at that fancy hot rod.

You know, I used to be

a purty good whistler.

I can't do it now, of course,

on account of sometimes

I get fluid built up

in my engine block,

but Doc said he's gonna fix it.

He can fix about anything.

That's why we made him the judge.

Boy, you shoulda heard me on

Giddy-up, Oom Papa Mow Mow.

Now, I'm not one to brag

but people come purty far

to see me get low on the "Mow-Mow".

(Sticker gets dirty)

Oh!

- Aw, man, that's just great!

- Hey, what's wrong?

My lucky sticker's all dirty.

Ah, that ain't nothin'.

I'll clean it for ya.

- [Snorting, hacking]

- No, no, no!

That won't be necessary.

Hey! Hey, big fella!

Yeah, you in the red!

I could use a little hose down.

Help me wash this off.

Where's he goin'?

Oh, he's a little bit shy, the spot just dried, and he hates you for killin' his flowers.

I shouldn't put up with this.

I'm a precision instrument

of speed and aerodynamics.

- You hurt your what?

- I'm a very famous racecar!

You are a famous racecar?

A real racecar?

Yes, I'm a real racecar.

What do you think? Look at me.

I have followed racing my entire life.

My whole life!

Then you know who I am.

I'm Lightning McQueen.

- Lightning McQueen?

The famous racer from the Dinoco 400?

- Yes! Yes!

I must scream it to the world!

My excitement from the top

of someplace very high!

- Do you know many Ferraris?

- No, no, no, no, no.

They race on the European circuit.

I'm in the Piston Cup!

- [Lightning] What?

- Luigi follow only the Ferraris. Sorry.

I still like you McQueen.

I’m reporting this to Doc.

Is that what I think it is?

[Sally] Customers.

Customers!

Customers, everyone! Customers!

- [Sally] OK!

- Customers?

[Sally] Been a long time.

Remember what we rehearsed.

Make sure your

"Open, please come in" signs are out.

You all know what to do.

All right, nobody panics. Here we go!

Van, I just don't see

any on-ramp anywhere.

- Minny, I know exactly where we are.

- Yeah, we're in the middle of nowhere.

- Honey, please.

- [Sally] Hello.

Welcome to Radiator Springs,

gateway to Ornament Valley.

Capital before Phoenix was founded.

Legendary for

its service and hospitality.

How can we help you?

- We don't need anything, thank you.

- Ask for directions to the Interstate.

There's no need to ask for directions.

I know where we're going.

He did the same thing

on our trip to Shakopee.

We were headed over there

for the Crazy Days, and we...

- OK. Really. We're just peachy, OK?

- What you really need

is the sweet taste

of my homemade, organic fuel.

No, it doesn't agree with my tank.

- Just trying to find the Interstate.

- Good to see you, soldier!

Come on by Sarge's Surplus Hut

for your government surplus needs.

- Honey, surplus!

- We have too much surplus.

I do have a map

over at the Cozy Cone Motel.

And if you stay, we offer a free

Lincoln Continental breakfast.

- Honey, free breakfast.

-2 words, fast food,

-But she’s got a map.

-For the third millionth time,I don't need a map! I have the GPS. Never need a map again, thank you.

- How 'bout somethin' to drink?

Stop at Flo's V-Eight Cafe.

Finest fuel on Route 66.

No we just topped off. By Leah’s V9 cafe.

Oh no. Not Leah!

And if you need tires,

stop by Luigi's Casa Della Tires,

home of the Leaning Tower of Tires.

- We're trying to find the Interstate.

- But you do need a paint job man.

Ramone will paint you up right.

Hey, anything you want!

- You know, like a flame job.

- No thanks...

Maybe ghost flames!

You like old school pinstripin'?

Von Dutch style! Hu?

- [Both gasp]

- Oh, honey, look. Von Dutch. Oh.

[Chuckling] OK, no.

We're gonna be going now, OK?

(Willie’s Butte)

Ow!

[Laughs] A little somethin'

to remember us by, OK?

- OK!

- Come back soon, OK?

I mean, you know where we are!

Tell your friends!

[Van] OK! Yes. You bet.

Thanks again, folks.

Bye-bye now.

Psst! Psst!

Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

- I know how to get to the Interstate!

- Do ya?

- Minny, no.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, not really. But listen.

I'm Lightning McQueen, famous racecar.

I'm being held against my will.

I need you to call my team,

so they can come rescue me

and get me to California in time for me

to win the Piston Cup. Do you understand?

- Crasy car [ locks beeping ]

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, it's the truth! I'm telling you!

You gotta help me! Don't leave me here!

I'm in hillbilly hell!

My atitude is dropping by the second!

I'm becoming one of them!

- [Lightning echoes]

- [Sighing]

OK, don't worry.

They know where we are now.

They'll tell friends. You'll see.

[Eli Himmelstein] We inturupt this tape of When Zaidy was young...

- That's good.

...for a Piston Cup update.

[Cruz] Still no sign of Lightning

McQueen. Chick arrived in California

and today became the first car

to spend practice time on the track, seconds before Weathers pulled in.

Here is Chick Hick live with me!

[Chick] It's nice to get out here

before the other competitors.

You know, get a head start.

Gives me an edge.

[Electronic music]

[Laughing]

Hoo-hoo-hoo!

Ha-ha!

Yeah!

[Crowd shouting and cheering]

[Girls chattering and giggling]

Hey, McQueen...

Eat your heart out.

[Gasping] Oh!

Let me get this straight.

I can go when this road is done.

That's the deal, right?

- That's what they doc did said.

- OK. Outta my way.

I got a road to finish.

[Grunting and rewing]

- He's done!

- Done?

- Uh-huh.

- It's only been a moment.

- [Bessie groans]

- Ah, I'm done. Look, I'm finished.

Say thanks, and I'll be on my way.

That's all you gotta say.

[Mater] Whee-hoo!

I'm the first one on the new road!

Oh!

[Vibrating] It rides purty smooth.

- It looks awful!

- Well, it matches the rest of the town.

- Oh! How rude!

Who do you think you are?

Look, Doc said when I finish,

I could go. That was the deal.

No it was not. You misheard me.

The deal was you fix the road,

not make it worse.

Now, scrape it off!

Start over again.

Hey, look, grandpa,

I'm not a bulldozer. I'm a racecar.

Oh-ho-ho-ho!

Is that right? Then why don't we

just have a little race? Me and you.

- What?

- [Chuckling] Me and you. That a joke?

No. If you win, you go and I fix the road.

If I win, you do the road my way.

Doc, what're you doin'?

I don't mean to be rude here,

but you probably go zero to sixty in,

like, what? Three-point-five years?

Then I reckon

you ain't got nothin' to worry about.

You know what, old-timer?

That's a wonderful idea. Let's race.

[Sheriff] Gentlemen,

this will be a one-lap race.

You will drive to Willy's Butte,

go around Willy's Butte and come back.

There will be no bumpin',

no cheatin', no spittin',

no bitin', no road rage, no maimin',

no oil slickin', no pushin', no shovin',

no backstabbin', no road-hoggin', and no lollygaggin'.

Speed. I'm speed.

I lollygag like a Lexus,

road hog like a Rover.

[Luigi laughs]

My friend Guido, he dream to give

a real racecar a pit stop.

- Peet stop!

- Uh... [chuckles]

The race is only one lap, guys.

Uno lappo! Don't need any help.

- I work solo mio.

- Fine. Race your way.

- No pit stoppo. Comprendo?

- OK. Bummer.

Gentlemen...

...start your engines!

[Engine sputters]

[Rewing furiously]

- Hijole! Check that out!

- Whoa.

Great idea, Doc.

Now the road will never get done.

Luigi?

[Chuckling] On your mark, get set...

Uno for the money,

2 wait for the show,

3 to get ready, and quattro

to... I can't believe it. Go!

[Giggling]

[Cheering]

Huh?

Doc... the flag means go.

Remember the flag?

Here we go. Go.

Are you deaf?

Doc, what are you doing, man?

Oh, dear. It would seem

I'm off to a poor start.

Well, better late than never.

Come on, Mater.

- Might need a little help.

- Uh... OK.

You got your tow cable?

Well, yeah,

I always got my tow cable. Why?

[Doc] Oh, McQueen might crash.

Oh.

[Yelling] Ow! Ow!

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

No, no, no, no, no!

- Oh, man!

- Whoa.

- Ow!

- [Fillmore] Bad trip, man.

[Rewing]

Hey! Was that lollygagin’ like a Lexus.

or was that road-hoggin’ like a Rover?

- I'm confused.

- [Chuckling]

[Doc] You drive like you fix roads.

Lousy! Have fun fishin', Mater.

[Gasps] Ah!

I'm startin' to think he knowed

you was gonna crash!

Thank you, Mater. Thank you.

I can make a little turn on dirt.

You think?

No. And now I'm a day behind.

I'm never gonna get outta here!

Hey, ese!

You need a new paint job, man!

- [Lightning] No, thank you.

- How 'bout some organic fuel?

- That freak juice?

- [Lightning] Gas.

Whoo! Watchin' him is makin' me thirsty.

Anybody else want somethin' to drink?

Nah, not me, Flo.

I'm on one of them there special diets. I'm a precisional instrument

of speed and aero-matics.

"You drive like you fix roads."

[Grunting] I'll show him.

[Grunting] I will show him!

- [Tar splattering]

- Oh, great! I hate it!

- Hate, hate, hate, hate it!

- [Chuckles] Music. Sweet music.

Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.

[Lightning]

Radiator Springs, a happy place!

OK, Bessie, you think that's funny?

[Bessie] Heck yeah!

PS,

I haven’t had anyone to talk to in years.

Welcome buddy to the club.

Great! I’m talking to Bessie now!

I’m talking to Bessie!

Literally!

Wow.

[Mater] Mornin', Sally!

Hey, look at this here fancy new road

that Lightnin' McQueen done just made!

Yes! Uh, amazing!

Whoa-ho! Yeah! [sighing]

Oh, Ramone! Mama ain't

seen you that low in years.

I haven't seen a road like this

in years.

- Well, then let's cruise, baby.

- Low and slow.

[Italian] E bellissima! It's beautiful!

Guido, look, it's-a like

it was paved by angels.

Boy, I tell you what.

even the roads in heaven

ain't this smooth.

Doc, look at this!

Shoulda tossed him into

the cactus a lot sooner, huh?

Well, I agree.

But he ain't finished yet.

Still got a long way to go.

Guido, look at Luigi!

This is fantastico!

That looks like fun!

Mater, I got dibs, next turn!

Hey, Luigi, this new road

makes your place look like a dump.

That crazy old devil woman.

(Luigi’s is a dump)

[Sighs] Oh!

She's right!

- Ah!

- Guido!

Huh. That punk actually did a good job.

Well, now... where the heck is he?

Sheriff!

Is he makin' another run for it?

No, no. He ran outta asphalt

in the middle of the night,

and asked me if he could

come down here.

All he's tryin' to do

is make that there turn.

[Lightning] No, no, no, no! (Crash)

Oh, great.

Perfect turns on every track

I've ever raced on.

Sheriff, why don't you go get yourself

a quart of oil at Flo's.

I'll keep an eye on him.

Well, thanks, Doc.

I've been feelin' a quart low.

[Engine rewing]

[Screaming]

[Spitting]

This ain't asphalt, son. This is dirt.

Oh, great. What do you want?

You here to gloat?

You don't have three-wheel brakes,

so you got to pitch it hard,

break it loose and then

just drive it with the throttle.

Give it too much, you'll be

outta the dirt and into the tulips.

So you're a judge,

a doctor and a racing expert.

I'll put it simple.

If you're goin' hard enough left,

you'll find yourself turnin' right.

And vice versa.

In other words, and to make it simple,

turn right to go left.

Oh... Right. That makes perfect sense.

Turn right to go left! Yes! Thank you!

Or should I say, "No, thank you"?

Because in Opposite World,

maybe that really means, "Thank you"!

Crazy grandpa car. What an idiot!

[Groans]

[Lightning] Turn right to go left.

Hmm...

Whoa!

- Oh!

- [Car crashing]

- Ow! Oh, that...

- [cactus crashing on him]

[Screaming] Ow!

Turn right to go left.

Guess what. I tried it.

You know what? This crazy thing

happened... I went right!

You keep talkin' to yourself,

people'll think you're crazy.

- Thanks for the tip.

- What? I wasn't talkin' to you!

It was to Bessie!

- Oh, Guido, e bellissimo!

- Che cosa?

- It looks great! This is great!

- Ti piace, eh? Si, si, bellissimo.

[Grunts, farts]

- [Chuckles]

- [Sheriff] Mater!

I need you

to watch the prisoner tonight.

Well, dad-gum! One note here.

What if he tries to run again?

Just let him run outta gas

and tow him on back.

- But keep an eye on him.

- Yes, sir!

[Groaning] Oh...

While I'm stuck here

paving this stinkin' road,

Chick's in California schmoozing Dinoco.

My Dinoco. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Who's touching me?

You have a slow leak. Guido, he fix.

You make-a such a nice new road.

You come to my shop.

Luigi take-a good care of you.

Even though you not a Ferrari.

You buy four tires, I give you a full-a size spare

- absolutely free!

- Look, I get all my tires for free.

[Chuckling] I like your style, eh?

You drive the hard bargain.

OK. Luigi make you a new deal.

You buy one tire,

I give you three for free!

[Flo] Oh, would you look at that?

Ramone, Ramone!

[Luigi] Then Luigi make you

a new new deal.

Buy the side spare,

I will give you 6 dirt tires for free.

[Lightning] No, no, no, no.

Deal me out. I get the side spare free too. No, thank you.

- No, no, no, no. No.

- This is it. My last offer.

You buy one tire, I give you

seven-a snow tires for free!

Ok?

Done. You interested, you call me.

You know where I am.

[Exhales deeply]

(Red washes him)

Ah!

Stop! Let me...

Oh, Red, you missed a spot.

See it right there?

- No! No!

- On the hood right there.

(Splash)

Stop, stop! That's cold!

Help! Please! Stop!

- [Coughing, sputtering]

- Thanks, Red.

What was that for?

- Do you want to stay at the Cozy Cone?

- Huh?

If you do, you gotta be clean.

'Cause even in hillbilly hell

we have standards.

What, I...? I don't get it.

I thought I'd say thank you

for doin' a great job.

So I thought I'd let you stay with me.

I mean, not with me!

But there. Not with me there,

but there in your own cozy cone.

- And I'd be in my cone, and it's...

- Wait. Wait, you're being nice to me.

If you want to stay

at the dirty impound, fine.

- I understand you criminal types.

- No, no, no, no. I’m not a criminal.

Where Again?

The Cozy Cone Motel and Resort.

- Yeah, the Cozy Cone.

- [Sally] It's newly refurbished.

[Lightning chuckles] Yeah,

it's like a clever little twist.

The motel's made out of caution cones,

which, of course, cars try to avoid.

But now we're gonna stay in them.

That's funny.

Figure that all out on your own,

did you?

Cone number one, if you want.

Very common.

Oh...

(Pinstripe tattoo)

Hey, do I spy a little

pinstriping tattoo back there?

Oh... [chuckles]

That's just a...

(Crash in cones)

Oh!

[Both chuckle]

Oh, you saw that? Yeah. Just gonna be going.

Gonna... (chuckle) Yeah.

- You know, I knew this girl Doreen.

- [Gasps]

Good-lookin' girl.

Looked just like a Jaguar,

only she was a truck!

You know, I used to crash into her,

just to make her angry.

But than, I did it just to talk to her.

- What are you talking about?

- Doreen, looked just like a Jaguar.

You deaf?

Hey, I know somethin' we can do tonight,

'cause I'm in charge of watchin' you!

No, Mater, I gotta finish this road,

and I have to get out of here.

Well, that's all right,

Mr. I Can't Turn On Dirt.

You probably couldn't handle it anyway.

Whoa, whoa, easy now, Mater.

You know who you're talkin' to?

This is Lightning McQueen.

I can handle anything.

- [Whispering] I'm not doin' this.

- Come on. You'll love it! [chuckles]

- [Mater] Tractor-tippin's fun.

- [Lightning] This is ridiculous.

- [Tractors snore]

- [Mater] All right, listen.

When I say go, we go.

But don't let Frank catch you. Go!

Whoa! Wait! Who's Frank?

[Lightning whispering] Mater!

Wait, Mater!

OK, here's what you do.

You just sneak up in front of 'em,

and then honk, or beep, or rev.

And they do the rest. They tip and fart. Watch this.

- [Honking loudly]

- Oh!

Oh... Oh! Oh... [mooing]

[Gas sloshing, backfiring]

[Laughing loudly]

I swear, tractors is so dumb!

I tell you what, buddy,

it don't get much better than this.

Yep, you're livin' the dream, Mater boy.

- [Honking]

- Oh!

Oh! Oh... [mooing]

[Gas sloshing, backfiring]

[Laughing] I don't care who you are,

that's funny right there.

Oh, your turn, bud.

Mater, I can't.

- Baby.

- I'm not a baby.

[Clucking]

Fine. Stop! Stop, OK?

All right. I'll do it.

[Snoring]

- [Rewing engine]

- Oh!

[All exclaiming and mooing]

[All gurgling]

[All backfiring]

(Guaffling)

Did you see that?

[Angry mooing]

[Mooing]

That's Frank.

- [Bellowing angrily]

- [Shouting]

- [Mooing]

- [Engine rewing]

[Mater laughing]

Run!

- Here he comes, look out!

- [Bellowing]

[Laughing] Whoa!

[Screaming]

Run! He's gonna get ya!

[Mater laughing]

(Made it)

Oh! Customers!

Oh!

Ah, no, no, no.

Oof! Oh!

[Mater] Tomorrow night we can

go look for the ghostlight!

- I can't wait, Mater.

- Oh, yeah, I'm tellin' ya!

Oh, boy,

you gotta admit that was fun!

Oh, yeah... yeah.

Well, we better get you

back to the impound lot.

You know, actually,

Sally's gonna let me stay at the motel.

Oh...

- Gettin' cozy at the Cone, is we?

- Oh, come... No. No, are you kidding?

Besides, she can't stand me.

And I don't like her, to be honest.

Yeah, you probably right.

Hey, look, there's Miss Sally!

- Where, where?

- [Laughing]

- You're in love with Miss Sally.

- No, I'm not.

- [Mater] Yes, you do.

- [Lightning] No way.

- Way.

- Come on, look...

- You're in love with Miss Sally!

You're in love with Miss Sally!

- Real mature. Real grown up.

- You love her. You love her.

- Wait...

You love her!

You love her. You love her.

All right. OK. Mater, enough!

- Will you stop that?

- Stop what?

Driving backwards. It's creeping me out.

You're gonna wreck.

Wreck? Shoot!

I'm the world's best backwards driver!

You just watch this right here,

lover boy. Wee-hee!

[Lightning] What are you doing?

Watch out! Look out!

Mater? Mater!

- Mater!

- [Laughing]

Hey, take it easy, Mater!

[Screaming happily]

Oof!

[Blubbering] Yee-hee!

[Chuckling] He's nuts.

No need to watch where I'm goin'.

Just need to know where I've been.

Whoa, that was incredible!

How'd you do that?

Rearview mirrors. We'll get you some,

and I'll teach you if you want.

[Chuckling] Yeah,

maybe I'll use it in my big race.

What's so important

about this race of yours, anyway?

It's not just a race.

We're talking about the Piston Cup! I've been dreaming about it

my whole life!

I'll be the first rookie in history

ever to win it.

And when I do,

we're talkin' big new sponsor,

with private helicopters.

Unlimited money.

No more medicated bumper ointment.

No more low salleries.

No more rusty old cars.

What's wrong with rusty old cars?

Well, I don't mean you, Mater.

I mean other old cars. You know?

- Not like you. I like you.

- It's OK, buddy.

Hey, you think maybe one day I can

get a ride in a Dinoco helicopter?

I mean, I've always wanted to ride in a helicopter.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

- You mean it?

Oh, yeah. Anything you say.

I knew it. I knowed

I made a good choice!

In what?

My best friend.

See you tomorrow, buddy!

McQueen and Sally

parked beneath a tree,

K- i-s-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-g!

[Laughing]

[Rewing engine] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Chuckling]

Number one. Number one...

No not 13!

Ah, number one!

- Ah, this is nice.

- Hey, Stickers.

[Both scream]

- I'm sorry.

- You scared me. You gotta be careful.

I scared myself

scaring you scaring me.

- I mean, I wasn't like scared scared.

- No, of course not. No.

- I was more...

- I overheard you talkin' to Mater.

When? Just now?

What, what did, what did you hear?

Something about a helicopter ride.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, he got

a kick out of that, didn't he?

- Did you mean it?

- What?

- That you'll get him a ride.

- I hope.

First things first. I gotta

get outta here and make the race.

Uh-huh.

You know... Mater trusts you.

Yeah, OK.

- Did you mean that?

- What?

Was it just a "Yeah, OK",

or "Yeah... OK" or "Yeah, o-OK"?

The script said “Yeah, OK.”

Look, I'm exhausted.

It's kinda been a long day.

Yeah, OK. G'night.

[Groans] Oh...

Hey, thank you.

What did you just say?

You know,

thanks for lettin' me stay here. It's nice to be out of the impound,

and this is... It's great.

- Newly refurbished, right?

- Yeah.

- G'night.

- Good night.

Hmm.

[Reveille plays]

[Jimi Hendrix:

Star Spangled Banner]

Will you turn

that disrespectful junk off?

Respect the classics, man.

It's Hendrix!

[Groaning]

[Breathing rapidly]

[Muttering]

[Fast-paced electronic music]

Ah!

(Frank nightmare)

- [Mooing loudly]

- [Screaming]

No!

(He won)

[Yelling loudly]

(Tractors lick McQueen)

[Mooing]

(McQueen wakes up)

- No! [gasping]

- [Alarm beeping 7 AM, 7 AM!]

I gotta get outta here!

Hey, have you seen the Sheriff?

Oh! Oh, my gosh.

- Hey, what are you doin'?

- Get a good peek, city boy?

[Stuttering] I just need my

daily gas ration from the Sheriff.

Wait for him at Flo's.

Get outta here.

I've been trying

to get outta here for three days!

I ment this room! Ass head!

[Sheriff] Hope you enjoyed my butt!

[Groaning]

Whoa, Doc.

Time to clean out the garage, buddy,

come on.

What?

He has a Piston Cup?

No. 2. No. 3.

Oh, my gosh.

Three Piston Cups?

He’s the Fabulous Hudson Hornet,

my inspiration.

Wow.

- [Doc] Sign says stay out.

- [Gasps]

You have three Piston Cups.

How amazing.

I knew you couldn't drive.

I didn't know you couldn't read.

- I know you. You're the Hudson Hornet!

- Wait at Flo's, like I told ya!

Of course. I can't believe

I didn't see it before.

You're The Fabulous Hudson Hornet!

You still hold the record for most

wins in a season. Oh, we gotta talk.

- You gotta show me your tricks. Please.

- I tried that.

You won the championship three times!

Look at those trophies!

You look.

All I see is a bunch of empty cups.

[Behind the clouds]

You know, some automotive yoga

could really lower your RPM's, man.

Oh, take a car wash, hippie.

Yeah, look at my husband, y'all!

Whoo! That's your color!

- [Ramone] Yellow, baby.

- Mmm. You smokin' hot!

There he is.

Oh, my gosh!

Did you know Doc is a famous racecar?

- Doc? Our Doc?

- Not Doc Hudson.

No, no, no, no, it's true!

He's a real racing legend.

He's The Fabulous Hudson Hornet!

Fabulous? I never seen Doc

drive more than 20 miles an hour.

I mean, have you ever seen him race?

No, not yet. That will be later.

I hope I could see him in action.

They say he was amazing!

- He won three Piston Cups!

- He did what in his cup?

I think the heat's

startin' to get to the boy!

Well, I'll say! Look how red he is.

[Ramone] I think he needs

a new coat of poly, man.

- [Mater] Are you sick, buddy?

- You are lookin' peaked.

He needs a new coat of poly for sure!

[Gas bell rings]

- [Sheriff] Hey! What are you doin'?

- It's OK. You can trust me, right?

I trust you, all right.

It's him I'm worried about.

Hmm... I trust him.

- Come on, let's take a drive.

- A drive?

Yeah, a drive.

Don't you big city racecars

ever just take a drive?

Ah... No. No, we don't.

[Gas pump stops]

Hey, Stickers! You comin' or what?

[Flo] Mm-hm!

- And you thought he was gonna run.

- Hey, can you believe it, man?

He actually thought

Doc was a famous racecar!

That's so too much!

OK, you got me out here.

Where are we goin'?

I don't know.

Whoa! Yes.

- [Sputtering]

- [Laughing]

Oh! Ah-ha-ha!

- Bleah!

- [Chuckling]

- [Grunts]

- [Laughs]

[Sputtering]

[Laughing]

[Chuckles] Oh!

[Spitting]

[Lightning] Wow. What is this place?

Wheel Well Gas and Restaurant.

Used to be the most popular stop

on the mother road.

This place?

[Horns beeping]

[Sally sighing] Yeah, imagine.

Oh, imagine what

it must have been like to stay here.

During the late 1900s.

You know, I don't get you.

How does a Porsche

wind up in a place like this?

Well, it's really pretty simple.

I was...

...a famous racer in LA

livin' life in the fast lane, and,

was the Super Sally!

Oh, you were, were you?

Were you rich?

- What?

- Just... clues to the puzzle.

Yeah, OK.

Well, that was my life.

And you know what?

After I crashed, I never felt... happy.

Yeah. I mean... really?

Yeah. So after I was fired, I left California.

Just drove and drove

found this worn out town

and finally broke down right here.

Doc fixed me up, Flo took me in.

Well, they all did. And I never left.

Yeah. You know, I understand.

You need a little R and R.

Recharge the old batteries.

But you know, after a while,

why didn't you go back?

[Inhaling heavily] I fell in love.

- Oh.

- Yep.

- Corvette?

- No. Not engagement love.

I fell in love with this.

(A great view)

Whoa. Look at that.

Look, they're drivin' right by.

They don't even know

what they're missing!

[Sally] Well,

it didn't used to be that way.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Forty years ago,

that Interstate down there didn't exist.

Really?

[Sally] Yeah. Back then,

cars came across the country

a whole different way.

How do you mean?

The road didn't cut through the land

like that Interstate.

It moved with the land, you know?

It rose, it fell, it curved.

- Mornin'!

- Nice day, huh?

Cars didn't drive on it

to make great time.

They drove on it to have a great time.

[James Taylor:

Our Town]

Well, what happened?

The town got bypassed

just to save ten minutes of driving.

[Lightning] How great would it have been

to see this place in its heyday!

Oh, I can't tell you how many times

I've dreamed of that.

But one of these days we'll

find a way to get it back on the map.

Yeah. Hey, listen, thanks for the drive.

I had a great time.

It's kinda nice to slow down

every once in a while.

You're welcome.

[Mater] Hey, listen, listen!

If anybody asks you,

we was out smashin' mailboxes, OK?

[McQueen] [Chuckling] Wha... what?

[Rumbling]

[Mooing]

[Ramone] Oh, man, the paint's still wet!

(Drive over)

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

- [Honking loudly]

- [Mooing]

No, no, no, no!

Get out of the store!

Hey! Don't eat the radio!

Here, take-a the snow tires.

- [Sheriff] Mater!

- I wasn't tractor-tippin'!

Then where did all these

dang-gum tractors come from?

- Whoa, boy!

-Hey man. Not cool.

- Hey! Hey, guys!

There's one goin' this way.

I got it.

Come here, little tractor,

come here.

Yeah, that's a good tractor.

No, no, no, no, come here.

What are you doing?

You're not supposed to go

wandering off all...

...alone.

What are you doin'

with those old racin' tires?

[Sighing heavily]

Come on, Doc, drive.

[Revs engine]

(A race)

Ah... Yeah.

- Wow.

- Huh?

You're amazing!

(Leaves in a cloud of dust)

[Coughing] What are you doin'?

Doc, wait!

[Trucks mooing]

Giddup right in there!

Come on, Rusty.

Doc, hold it!

Seriously, your driving's incredible!

- Wonderful. Now, go away.

- Hey, I mean it. You've still got it!

- I'm askin' you to leave.

- Come on.

I'm a racecar,

you're a much older racecar,

but under the hood

you and I are the same.

We are not the same!

Understand? Now, get out.

How could a car like you quit

at the top of your game?

You think I quit?

[Lightning] Right.

I forgot.

Your big wreck in '54.

They quit on me.

When I finally got put together,

I went back expecting a big welcome.

You know what they said?

"You're history."

Moved right on to

the next rookie standing in line.

There was a lot left in me.

I never got a chance to show 'em.

Why still have the paper?

I keep that to remind me

never to go back.

I just never expected that

that world would...

...would find me here.

- Hey, look, Doc, I'm not them.

- Oh, yeah?

No, I'm not.

When is the last time you cared about

something except yourself, hot rod?

Now!

Well, besides now.

You name me one time

and I will take it all back.

Uh-huh. I didn't think so.

These are good folk around here,

who care about one another.

I don't want 'em depending

on someone they can't count on.

Oh, like you?

You've been here how long and your friends

don't even know who you are?

Who's caring about only himself?

Oh!

But there’s 2 days left to the race.

Just finish that road

and get outta here!

[Reveille plays]

[Jimi Hendrix:

Star Spangled Banner]

[Sarge] Will you turn that

disrespectful junk off?

[Fillmore] Respect the classics, man.

It’s Hendrix.

[Snoring]

[Snorts, putters]

[Grunting]

[Smacking] (ya- -)

[Mater] He's done.

He must've finished it

while we was all sleepin'.

Good riddance.

He's gone?

Well, we wouldn't want him

to miss that race of his.

[Sniffing]

- Oh, dude, are you crying?

- No! I'm happy!

I don't have to watch him

every second of the day anymore!

I'm glad he's gone!

[Blubbering, sobbing]

What's wrong with Red?

Oh, he's just sad

'cause you left town

and went to your big race to win

the Piston Cup

that you've always dreamed about

your whole life

and get that big ol' sponsor and that

fancy helicopter you was talkin' about.

JK!

[All laugh]

I knowed you wouldn't leave

without saying goodbye.

What are you doin' here?

You're gonna miss your race.

Don't worry. I'll give you

a police escort, and we'll make up time.

Thank you, Sheriff.

But you know I can't go just yet.

Well, why not?

- I'm not sure these tires...

- [Luigi gasps excitedly]

...can get me to California.

I have not pitted in forever!

- Peet stop?

Yeah, does anybody know

what time Luigi's opens?

5AM? Great. I’m going now.

[Laughing] I can't-a believe it!

Four new tires!

[Laughing] I can't-a believe it!

Grazie, Mr. Lightning. Grazie!

- Would you look at that!

- [Luigi] Our first customer in years!

I am filled with tears of ecstasy,

for this is the most glorious day

of my life!

All right, Luigi, give me

the best set of blackwalls you've got.

(Drop)

No! No, no, no.

You don't-a know what you want.

Luigi know what you want.

Blackwall tires.

They blend into the pavement.

But-a this...

Whitewall tires!

They say, "Look at me!

Here I am! Love me."

All right, you're the expert.

- [Snarling]

- [Lightning] Don't forget the spare.

400 of them, Buy 1 get 3 free deal.

Here’s 100 bucks. Put some on me now.

- Perfetto. Guido!

- Peet stop!

[Chuck Berry:

Route 66]

[Laughing] What did Luigi tell you, eh?

Wow, you were right.

Better than a Ferrari, huh?

Eh... No. Same.

Wow! This organic fuel is great!

Why haven't I heard about it before?

It's a conspiracy, man!

The oil companies got a grip

on the government!

They're feedin' us a bunch of lies, man.

OK, I'll take a case.

(Kaden)Ow! (Moscow)Eh! (San Boridino)

[Lightning yelps]

- [Chuckles]

- [Breathes in deeply]

[Ramone] Ah... Yeah.

[Lightning] Ka-chow.

- Here she comes!

- [Lightning] Places, everybody. Hurry!

- Act natural.

- [Whistling]

-Morning Sally.

- Hi, Sally.

- Buon giorno!

All right, what's goin' on?

Ladies and gentlemen,

Standies and wildmen,

Boys and girls,

Bubbys and Zaydies,

please welcome

the all new Lightning McQueen!

Pow! What do you think?

Radiator Springs

looks pretty good on me.

[Chuckling] I'll say.

[Purring] Ka-chow.

You're gonna fit right in

in California.

My goodness. It looks like

you've helped everybody in town.

Yeah, everybody except one.

- Hey, is it getting dark out?

- What? What'd he say?

Let me say that again.

Is it getting dark out?

Now, what was I

supposed to do after that?

[The Chords:

Sh-Boom]

[Gasping] They fixed their neon!

- Low and slow?

- Oh, yeah, baby! [chuckling]

[Flo laughs and shrieks]

Just like in its heyday, right?

It's even better than I pictured it.

Thank you.

[Chuckling]

Shall we cruise?

(Lizzie pops in)

Oh, thank you, dear. I'd love to!

- No, no, no.

- Lizzie!

I remember when Stanley

first asked me to take a drive with him.

Hey, Miss Sally.

May I have this cruise?

- Of course, Mater.

- Uh-uh-uh!

[Mooing]

...and again and I said, "No."

He asked me again, and I said, "No."

But, oh, he was a persistent

little bugger for a two-cylinder.

Finally I said,

"All right, one little drive."

- Oh!

- [Mater chuckling]

- Hey!

- Thanks, Mater.

Good evenin', you two.

Oh, Stanley,

I wish you could see this.

- Is that what I think it is?

- Oh, I don't know, Flo.

I haven't had a chance to find out.

But I am going to find out. Hello.

Not that. That.

[Sally gasps] Customers?

Customers, everybody!

And a lot of 'em!

You know what to do.

Just like we rehearsed.

Wait!

My fan mec!!!

They found me!

(Light)

[All gasp]

It's the ghostlight! No wait. A helecopta!!!

Yay!

We have found McQueen.

We have found McQueen!

McQueen, over here!

- Wait, excuse me.

- Is it true you've been in rehab?

- Did you have a nervous breakdown?

- What?

- McQueen's wearing whitewalls!

- Your tires balding?

[Sally] Stickers! McQueen!

- Was Lightening McQueen your prisoner?

- Shoot, no!

We're best buds!

I ain't braggin' or nothin',

but I was in charge of huntin' him down

if he tried to escape.

-Can I have your autograph?

-Sally! Sally!

Will you still race for the Piston Cup?

- Stickers?

- Sally!

- Come on, give us some bolt!

- [Horn honking]

You're here!

Thank the manufacturer! You're alive!

- Mack?

- You're here! I can't believe it!

[Chuckling] You are a freakin dinomite!

I'm so sorry I lost you, boss.

I'll make it up to you!

Mack, I, I can't believe you're here.

[Harv] Is that the world's

fastest racing machine?

- Is that Harv?

- Yeah. He's in the back.

- Show us the bolt!

- Get back, you oil-thirsty parasites!

- Where's McQueen?

- Actually, this is my good side here.

- Harv! Harv!

- Give us the bolt!

- Harv?

- Come on!

- Kid, I'm over here!

- How you doin', buddy?

My star client disappears

off the face of the earth!

- How do you think I'm doing?

- I can explain.

I'm doing great! You're everywhere!

Radio, TV, the papers!

Even in space! Aliens from mars know this!

You can't buy this kind of publicity!

What do you need me for?

That's just a figure of speech,

by the way. You signed a contract.

Where are you?

I can't even find you on my GPS.

I'm in this little town

called Radiator Springs.

- You know Route 66? It's still here!

- Yeah, that's great, kid.

Playtime is over, pal.

While the world's been trying to find you

Dinoco has had no one good to woo.

Who are they gonna woo?

- Chick!

Bingo. In fact, check out

what's on the plasma right now.

- Show us the thunder!

- You want thunder?

You want thunder?

Ka-chicka, ka-chicka!

- Hey, that's my bit!

- You've gotta get to Cali, pronto!

Just get out of Radiation Stinks now,

or Dinoco is history, you hear me?

Just give me a second here, Harv.

No, wait. Where are you goin'?

Get in the trailer, baby. Kid!

You want a bigger trailer?

I’ll fire Mack if you are not in here NOW!!!

Sally, I... I want you to...

Look, I wish... [sighs]

Thank you. Thanks for everything.

[Groans, chuckles]

- It was just a road.

- No. It was much more than that.

Hey, kid! We gotta go.

Harv's goin' crazy!

He's gonna have me fired if

I don't get you in the truck right now!

- Mack, just... hold it for...

- You should go.

- I know, but...

- Good luck in California.

I hope you find

what you're looking for.

- McQueen, come on!

- Sally...

- Sally!

- Show us the bolt, McQueen! The bolt!

Hey, Lightning, show us the bolt!

- Come on, get in the trailer.

- Why did we like McQueen in the 1st place?

- The bolt!

- That's it. That's right, let's go!

You're a big shining star.

You're a superstar.

You don't belong there, anyway.

Whoa... Wait...

Whoa, whoa, wait, wait!

[Engine starts]

Hey, guys!

McQueen's leavin' in the truck!

Hey, are you Doc Hudson?

- Yeah.

- Thanks for the call.

- You called them?

No.

Luigi did back when he was arranging tires. And besides,

It's best for everyone, Sally.

Best for everyone or best for you?

I didn't get to say goodbye to him.

[Light buzzing]

(All lights turn off)

(Everything disappears except Doc and a blinking tragic light)

(Fade to black)

[Bob] Hello, race fans. Welcome

to what has become, quite simply,

the biggest event

in the history of racing.

A three-way battle for the Piston Cup!

[Darrell] There's a crowd

of nearly 1,000,000 cars

here at the Los Angeles

International Speedway.

Including pizza planet.

Tickets to this race are hotter than a

black leather seat on a hot summer day!

[Bob] The King, Chick Hicks

and Lightning McQueen

in a 200 lap, winner-takes-all,

tiebreaker race.

[Darrell] I got a lotta miles on me,

but let me tell you somethin'.

I never thought I'd see anything

like this. This is exciting!

[Bob] In fact, the country

has shut down

to watch what many experts

are calling "the race of the century."

Hey, King!

Good luck in your last race.

- You've sure been an inspiration to me.

- Thanks, Cal. Appreciate it.

- Hey, be careful out there, OK?

- Yeah, man.

[Mia] He's hot!

Wanna know the forecast?

I'll give you the forecast.

[Tia] I know! Right?

A 100 percent chance of thunder!

Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!

Say it with me!

Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!

Ka-chiga-chiga-chiga!

Hey, you! No admittance

without a garage pass.

Oh, it's OK.

Lightning McQueen knows me!

Hey, Marco Polo the 7th,

it's a beautiful day for a race, isn't it?

- Absolutely,

Mr. Mario.

- And good morning to you, Fred.

Mario Mario knows my name!

You gotta let me in now!

[Guard] Sorry, pal.

[Lightning] OK, here we go.

Focus. Speed.

I am speed.

[Cars whizzing]

Victory.

One winner, two losers.

[Engine rewing]

Speed. Speed. Speed. Speed...

[birds singing]

[Knock on door]

[Mack] Lightnin'! You ready?

[Gasping] Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm ready.

[Indistinct chatter]

Mack, thanks for being my pit crew today.

Don't worry about it, kid.

It's the least I could do.

After all, "Gas Can"

is my middle name.

- It is?

- Ah... Not really.

[All shouting]

[Gulping]

Uh-oh

- [cheering, laughing]

- [Giggling]

Nelson! Zoom in.

2016? Take 16.

[Bob] And there he is,

Lightning McQueen!

Missing all week, and then he turns up

in the middle of nowhere!

In a little town

called Radiator Springs.

[Darrell] Wearin' whitewall tires,

of all things.

- Oh!

- Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!

[Chuckling]

Hey, where you been?

I've been kinda lonely.

Nobody to hang out with.

I mean, except the Dinoco folks.

And the twins. Of course.

The ones that used to be your fans,

but now they're my fans.

Listen to what the twins think.

Loser.

(Speeds off)

Agh! Shoot!

[Darrell] Boogity, boogity, boogity,

boys! Let's go racin'!

[Crowd cheering]

Come on, you can do it!

Come on, King, make us proud, boy!

[Bob] Fifty laps down, and The King

is still holding a slim lead.

[Darrell] McQueen's got a run on him!

He's lookin' to the inside!

Oh! Chick slammed the door on him!

[Bob] Chick's not

making it easy on him today.

[Darrell] He lost momentum,

and now he's gonna have to

chase him back down!

- [Soft music]

- [Birds singing]

[Breaks squealing]

[Bob] McQueen spins out in the infield!

[All gasp]

[Chuckling] Just me

and the old man, fellas.

- McQueen just doesn't have it today.

- [All laugh]

[Groans]

- Hey, kid, are you all right?

- I don't know, Mack.

I don't think I can do it. I quit.

[Doc] I didn't come all this way

to see you quit.

Doc?

Guys, you're here!

I can't believe this!

I knew you needed a crew chief,

but I didn't know it was this bad.

You said you'd never come back.

Well, I really didn't have a choice.

Mater didn't get to say goodbye.

Goodbye! OK, I'm good.

[Chuckles]

All right, if you can drive as good

as you can fix a road

then you can win this race

with your eyes shut.

Now, get back out there!

Hot snot, we are back in business!

Guido! Luigi!

You're goin' up

against professional pit crews.

- You're gonna have to be fast.

- They will not know what bit them!

Kid, you can beat these guys.

Find a groove that works for you

and get that lap back.

[Murmuring]

- Is it?

- Oh, wow. That's him!

Is that...? That's the Hudson Hornet!

The Hudson Hornet's back!

[Bob] It appears McQueen

has got himself a pit crew.

And look who he has for a crew chief!

- Look, man. It's the Hudson Hornet!

- Whoa!

Well, dip me in axle grease

and call me Slick! It surely is.

[Crowd cheering]

[Bob] Wow, this is history

in the making.

Nobody has seen the racing legend

in over 54 years, and 6 months.

Hey, Doc!

Come look at this fellow on the radio.

He looks just like you. Oh. It is. Never mind.

- [Bob] McQueen passes on the inside!

- [Darrell] He's nearly a lap down.

[Bob] Can he catch up to them

with only 60 laps to go?

You're goin' great, kid.

Just keep your head on.

Vai! Vai, vai!

Hey, shrimpie,

where did McQueen find you, huh?

Those round things are called tires,

and they go under the car!

[All laugh]

Con chi credi di parlare?

Ma, con chi stai parlando?

No! No, no! You'll have your chance.

You will have your chance.

Oh, kid's just tryin'

to be a hero, huh?

What do you think of this?

- [Tires squealing]

- Yeah, that's it, kid.

What?

Whoa! Git-R-done!

- [Laughing] I taught him that. Ka-chow!

- Ah!

[Bob] What a move by McQueen!

He's caught up to the leaders.

Yeah. This is what it's all about.

A three-way battle for the lead,

with ten to go!

[Chortling]

Look at that boy go out there!

[Chick] Oh! [grunting] No, you don't.

[Tire blows]

Doc, I'm flat! I'm flat!

- Can you get back to the pits?

- Yeah, yeah. I think so.

Hey, got a yellow. Bring it in.

Don't tear yourself up, kid.

[Mack] We gotta get him

back out there fast

or we're gonna be a lap down,

and we'll never win this race!

Guido! It's time.

Hey, tiny,

you gonna clean his windshield?

[Air wrench whirring]

(Poy,poy,poy)

[Darrell] I don't believe it!

[Bob] That was

the fastest pit stop I've ever seen!

[Darrell] It was a great stop,

but he's still gotta beat that pace car!

[Bob] It's gonna be close.

- Yeah, baby!

- [All hollering]

[Darrell] He's back in!

Peet stop.

(Poy)

- Guido, you did it!

- Way to go, Guido!

[Bob] This is it. We're heading into

the final lap and McQueen

is right behind the leaders.

What a comeback!

[Darrell] A hundred and ninety-nine

laps! It all comes down to this!

This is it, kiddo.

You've got four turns left.

One at a time.

Drive it in deep and hope it sticks.

- Go!

- [Rewing]

We'll see about that!

[Bob] McQueen's going inside!

- Chick and King are loose!

- [Darrell] I think McQueen's out!

- McQueen saved it!

- [Bob] He's back on the track!

- Lollygag like a- -

-  I changed it. It is now,

Float like a Cadillac, Sting like a Beemer!

-Good one!

- Ka-chow! Ka-chow! Kachow!

- [all cheer]

[Darrell] Lightning McQueen

is gonna win the Piston Cup!

Come on! You got it!

You got it, Stickers!

[Grunts] I am not comin' in

behind you again, old man.

(Keerash)

- Oh, no!

- [Crowd gasps]

[Breaks screeching]

[Engine idling]

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

I won, baby! Yeah! Oh, yeah!

[Flo] What's he up to, Doc?

[Grunting, moaning]

What are you doin', kid?

I think The King

should finish his last race.

You just gave up the Piston Cup,

you know that?

This grumpy old racecar I know

once told me somethin'.

It's just an empty cup.

[Bob] Darrell, is pushing on the last lap legal?

He's not really pushin' him. He's

just givin' him a little bump draft.

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Hey. What? What's goin' on?

- That's what I call racin'.

- [Sobbing]

[Laughing]

[Crowd cheers wildly]

- Bravo il mio amico!

- Way to go, buddy!

There's a lotta love out there,

you know, man?

- Don't embarrass me, Fillmore.

- That's my hot rod.

Come on, baby, bring it out!

Bring out the Piston Cup!

Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!

Yeah!

Now, that's what I'm talkin' about!

Hey, how come the only one celebrating

is me, huh?

Where are the girls?

Bring on the confetti!

(Boom)

Ow!

(Boom)

Ow!

Easy with the confetti.

What's goin' on?

Come on, snap some pictures.

I gotta go sign my deal with Dinoco!

Say it with me. Ka-chicka!

- Boo!

- Boo!

What's wrong with everybody?

Where's the happiness?

Hey! This is the start of the Chick era!

- Thanks, Lightnin'.

- You're welcome.

- Way to go, King!

- You're still the car!

You're The King! Yeah!

[Crowd cheers]

[Laughing and cheering]

- You made us proud, kid!

- Congrats on the loss, me bucko!

You got a lotta stuff, kid.

Thanks, Doc.

Hey, Lightnin'.

How 'bout comin' over here

and talk to me a minute?

Son, that was some

real racin' out there.

How'd you like to become

the new face of Dinoco?

But I didn't win.

Lightnin', there's a whole lot

more to racin' than just winnin'.

[Clank] He was so rusty,

when he drove down the street

- buzzards used to circle the car!

- [All laugh]

Thank you, Mr. Tex, but...

...but these Rust-eze guys over there

gave me my big break.

I'm gonna stick with them.

Well, I sure can respect that.

Still, you know,

if there's ever anything

I can do for you, just let me know.

I sure appreciate that.

Thank you.

Actually, there is one thing.

Other than Cal taking Donoco?

[Cal]Gah.

-Got a helocopter?

-Gah!

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo!

Hey, look at me!

I'm flyin', by golly!

I'm happier than a tornado

in a trailer park!

I think it's about-a time

we redecorate.

Hi. Lightning McQueen told me

this was the best place in the world

to get tires.

How 'bout setting me and my friends up

with three or four sets each?

Guido! There is a real

Michael Schumacher Ferrari in my store.

A real Ferrari!

Punch me, Guido.

Punch me in the face.

This is the most glorious day

of my life.

Wow. [Italian]

Spero che il tuo amico si riprenda.

Mi dicono che siete fantastici.

- [Sighing]

- [Engine rewing]

[Both chuckle]

Just passin' through?

Actually, I thought I'd stop

and stay awhile.

- I hear this place is back on the map.

- It is?

There's some rumor floating around

that some hotshot Piston Cup racecar

is setting up his big

racing headquarters here.

Really? Ah, well, there goes the town.

You know, I really missed you, Sally.

Well, I create feelings in others

they themselves don't understand and,

- blah, blah, blah.

- [Lightning chuckles]

McQueen and Sally

parked beneath the tree,

K- i-s-s-i- n-g!

First comes love,

Then comes marriage,

Then becomes something

in a baby carriage.

Great timing, Mater!

Hep-non, hip-hep, hi-li-lilly! Whee!

He's my best friend.

What're you gonna do?

So, Stickers, last one to Flo's buys?

I don't know.

Why don't we just take a drive?

Hmm... Nah.

Yeah! Ka-chow!

[John Mayer:

Route 66]

[Yelling]

[Sirens blaring]

[Sniffing] Ah-choo!

[Mater] All right, everybody

please keep together now.

We is now entering the Doc Hudson

wing of the museum.

Wow. Unbelievable.

That many wins in a single season.

He's the real deal, Cal.

The Hudson Hornet was my inspiration.

Excuse me, son.

Is Doc Hudson here today?

Sorry, Mrs. The King, I think Doc

went out for a drive or somethin'.

- [Lightning] Whoo! Whoo!

- [Doc] Yeah! Well, you sure ain't no dirt boy.

Not today, old man.

I know all your tricks.

[Growls]

Doc! Doc!

Whoo-ah!

[Doc] Not all my tricks, rookie!

[All grumble]

[Cheering]

Attention!

Kiss the pavement goodbye.

When I'm finished, you'll have mud

in places you didn't know you had!

- Yo, I've never been off-road!

- Well, that's gonna change right now!

About face!

Drop and give me 20 miles!

Go! Go!

Go, go, go, go, go! Go!

Man, now I got dirt in my rims!

- [Pole hits metal]

- Huh? Look at this!

It's my hood! It's my hood!

I ain't seen this thing in 20 years!

Well, it fits perfectly.

How do I look? Ah-choo!

Oh, dang.

You are a toy car!

Your not the real Buzz Lightyear.

Oh your a Die Cast Toy.

You are a child’s vroomy thingy.

You are a sad, strange little wagon

and you have my pity. Farewell.

[Woody Car] Oh, yeah?

Well, good riddance, you loony!

Hey, I hate to break up the road rally,

guys, but they're here!

Birthday guests at three o'clock!

[Chuckling] Oh, man! Whoever does

the voice of that piggy truck,

I'm tellin' ya, he's one great actor!

We're banished, genius! Stuck here

in this wasteland without chains!

Oh what a great idea to call cropopernooze.

To bad he was in it the whole time.

All you had to do was listen to me just once.

But you didn’t.

But, Mike, the Boomobile's in trouble!

She needs our help!

- You're still not listening!

[tackles]

[gasping]

- Ah!

Welcome to the Himalayas!

Abominable,

why not the Agreeable Snowplow

or the Adorible Snowplow?

I’m a nice guy.

Snow cone?

Yeach.

It’s lemon.

Oh, that Abominable Snowplow

is quite the comic thespian!

Just get in there.

Go! Go, go, go!

Circus cars?

How can you be circus cars?

These are the lousiest

circus cars in the world,

and they're gonna make me rich!

Wait a minute here.

They're just usin' the same actor

over and over.

What kind of Pixar production

is this?

[Brad Paisley:

Find Yourself]

The end

Directed by

John Laster

Remade by

Yankel Hecht

Disturbed by

Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

Animated by

Pixar Animation Studios

Emeryville, California

Time

2 hours

[Minny moaning]

Oh, for the love of Pixar, can we

please ask someone for directions?

No! There's an on-ramp close!

I know it! I can feel it!

(The end)