Cool Series Reviews/Eric & Claire

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(It shows a scene on Eric & Claire)  (Then.) (It shows a screenshot of Eric being disappointed at Claire.) (Then, a ad shows up of nowhere) (End of the Ad.) (then, a word REACTION arrives.) (Nobody was there, a few coughed)
 * Robert: (sighs) It’s a beautiful day at the park! And your playing with your friends, but what happens if there’s a female who has a disorder and can’t speak properly and also is a ghost mortal that asks you to play..?! What would you say? In my actions, i would say, NO WAY JOSE! YOU ARE A FREAK THAT DESERVES TO BE BURNED IN HELL- Alright, i was kidding on that last bit.. But here we go.. The review!
 * Eric: Why are you following m-me...?
 * Claire: (Because, i never seen a mortal like you before!)
 * Robert: You’ve seen that right...? That was the very first line of Eric. His name reminds of um, a christmas jukebox with cat pee.
 * Jude: Juke is my other name, male.
 * Robert: Smithy juice! Anyways, moving on!
 * Robert: (sighs) I’m here to tell you the secrets! Before we do the reviews!
 * Announcer: Hello, fellow viewers. If you’re bored of cereals, then try Claire-O’s! They are ghostly delicious! If you eat one, (deep voice) you’ll die.. (normal voice) Heh. Just kidding!
 * Jude: Alright, we’re back..
 * Robert: Because- Oh we’re back! Alright then! Let’s go on to the reaction section!
 * Eric (archived footage): ”How is it going Claire?”
 * Claire (archived footage): “I’m dwwwing fwwwine!”
 * Robert: Ladies and Gentlemen, we’ll be reacting to a new episode from 2018! Yep. Let’s hear it!
 * Robert: (mummers) Audience these days..
 * Jack: Top Of The Morning, Suckers!
 * Robert: Y-You again..?! I told you to keep off!
 * Jack: Who gives a shit? Anyways it’s jeopardy hour time!
 * Robert: Seriously..?!