Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem (2014 film)/Transcript

Transcript

 * (On a black background, we see flickers of light. The image pulls back to reveal that it is a pupil, a close-up of Leo's eye. We then see Leo, the ribboning, mask and the words "TRADE MARK" on both sides (from the previous logo, all in gold and metallic) ease back with the ribbons moving, as "Metro Goldwyn Mayer" appears shimmering and eases itself above the ribboning. The company name is darker and appears to have a "shining" effect applied to it. The mask is also different as well. Leo roars as this happens.)
 * (Shires 2011 logo: The short version of the 2011 CGI castle.)
 * (Fade in, On a dark cloudy background, water bubble when splash we see shooting stars flying towards us, a mirrored reference to the previous logo. As the flies towards us, we follow the star to reveal that we were looking at the reflection of a lake. We follow the as they skim the lake and create ripples. We continue to fly forward line up and encircle the castle and mountain ahead. Then the word "Shires" zooms back to take its place on the castle, A circular line is drawn over the castle (in the same vein as the previous logo), which is situated on a cloudy sunset landscape, and then fade out.)
 * (Shires Animation Studios logo: The shorter version. Opening theme music.)
 * (Fade to a wide-angle shot of hedgerows, fields and trees.)
 * Narrator: In this picture there are forty-seven people. None of them can be seen. In thisfilm we hope to show you how not to be seen.
 * (Cut to another location - more shrubs and trees.)
 * Narrator: an inhospitable treeland, but even here, on the Earth's forest bottom, we find life.
 * Narrator: And not just any life Joyous, frolicking, waddling, cute and cuddly life.
 * (Cut to another scene with three bushes.)
 * Narrator: Fear not, fair viewers. For there is a man, a mad of science. A forward-thinking man who looks back. Back to a sweeter time, when there was a spice to life and everything was nice.
 * (Cut to a panning shot across a river in the woods.)
 * Narrator: And here is where he lived.
 * (Cut to a shack in the desert.)
 * Narrator: And this is where he was born.
 * (Cut to a camera is in a jungle and move in the direction of a temple in which their is a temple surrounded with statues. The Baby Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem climb the cliff and are at the cave's entrance. The temple is dark and gloomy inside, as we are there, looking towards the outside, as the Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem race in. Once in the cave, Zoot stops.)
 * Narrator: I must profess, sir, this man, holds the ingredients to forest's salvation.
 * Dr. Teeth: Seriously? Does anyone even know where we're marching to?
 * Lips: Aah! This place give me the juicebumps!
 * (A group of bats fly out of the mouth of one of the statues.)
 * Janice: Maybe we should go back!
 * Zoot: Very back!
 * Dr. Teeth: No, We can't go back now, you guys! Dr. Teeth Jones never goes back!
 * (The Baby Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem move near a door-shaped like Clifford's head. They act surprised. Inside the "mouth" is a bright, orange-colored light.)
 * Dr. Teeth: Hang on to your diapies, babies, we're goin' in!
 * Narrator: That's Dr. Teeth, He's the bravest baby I ever knowed!
 * (As Narrator talks, Dr. Teeth races toward the door. As he gets there, the door slams, while he raced in there once it's open, and after he enters, it slams shut again. Janice and Zoot look surprised.)
 * Narrator: And that's Janice, Zoot and Animal.
 * (Lips and Animal hold hands and rush in through the door, which closed behind them.)
 * Narrator: And I'm Lips. I'm not so brave.
 * (Lips was hesitant to enter, but was whipped in by Dr. Teeth.)
 * Narrator: But that's okay, 'cause I got Dr. Teeth, and he's my bestest friend.
 * (The Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem run to a tower on which is perched an idol. They climb the tower to reach the idol. While trying to take the statuette, the idol becomes a giant egg and a trap is released, which causes a rock to roll towards them.)
 * Zoot: Dr. Teeth, look out!
 * (The babies starts to shout while running like the wind to try escape the rock.)
 * Dr. Teeth: Keep moving it's right behind us!
 * (Suddenly, the floor open itself in front of them. Dr. Teeth, Zoot, Janice and Animal made the jump, but Link misses his, hanging on the brink. Back to reality: The rock was Janice's stomach.)
 * Janice: Dr. Teeth! Help me!
 * Lips: Come on, Janice!
 * (The babies scream and run away, The Baby Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem run away at full speed.)
 * Narrator: We thought the fun times would last forever.
 * (Cut to Jungle Temple explodes)
 * (Cut to Ocean at Day, Dr. Teeth rowing the boat with Janice, Lips, and Animal holding at the egg.)
 * Dr. Teeth: Lips, analysis?
 * Lips: We are really... awesome at this!
 * Dr. Teeth: Boys, we did it! Mission accomplished! Hey, we could do our thing! High one!
 * (They all high five, until Dr. Teeth accidentally hits the egg they just saved.)
 * Dr. Teeth: Oops. My bad.
 * (The babies all look in awe as the egg is about to hatch.)
 * Dr. Teeth: Look, it's...it’s the miracle of birth!
 * Zoot: A moment of extraordinary beauty.
 * (Suddenly, Floyd Pepper's egg explodes open, much to the disgust of the five babies.)
 * Dr. Teeth: Daaagh!! That’s disgusting! I think I have amniotic sac in my mouth!
 * (Much to the surprise of the five babies, the newly hatched Floyd gets up, but look at him lovingly. The five babies turn, knowing that they're far away from land, and nod to each other before turning back to face Floyd Pepper.)
 * Floyd Pepper: Hello! Are you my family?
 * Lips: You don't have a family, and we're all going to die. Sorry.
 * Floyd Pepper: Wh-What?
 * (Dr. Teeth elbows Lips.)
 * Zoot: What? I thought that was what we were all nodding about.
 * Dr. Teeth: No one's gonna die. You know what you got, kid? You've got us. We've got each other. And if that ain't a family, I don't know what is.
 * (Dr. Teeth salutes Floyd, who salutes back. He then tussles Floyd’s head)
 * Dr. Teeth: So adorable. Lips, what's our trajectory?
 * Lips: Ninety-five percent certain we're still doomed.
 * Dr. Teeth: And the, uh... other five percent?
 * Zoot: Adventure and glory like no penguins have ever seen before.
 * Dr. Teeth: I'll take that action.
 * Floyd Pepper: Where are going?
 * Dr. Teeth: The future. For glorious finish.
 * (Fade to white.)
 * (Fade in Madrid Theatre at Night.)
 * (Cut to the song "Macarena" plays at the theatre and Miss Piggy, Carlo and Manolo Flamingo's shadow with the appears, and they are dancing.)
 * Dr. Teeth (from o.c.): Ah, that song! I swear this one is gonna make me lose my salmon.
 * Lips: Singing getting louder, Dr. Teeth!
 * Dr. Teeth: Then move faster! Someone get that hat off Floyd Pepper.
 * (Cut to Cue Floyd dancing until Animal removes the hat off him.)
 * Dr. Teeth: Zoot, status report.
 * Zoot: I'm really getting tired of this song. (Dr. Teeth hits him with a shopping cart. The cart stops at the start.)
 * Floyd Pepper: All packed, Dr. Teeth! (He puts his suitcase in shopping cart.) I got my jammies, undies, sockies, a toe clipper and a sponge. (The cylinder tips over and points at the sky.)
 * Janice: Oh wow, a fork in the road, fer sure, rully!
 * Floyd Pepper: Which reminds me! I'm hungry man!
 * Dr. Teeth: But what's the creature doing in land?
 * Walter Winkle: Because.
 * Zoot: Because, what?
 * Walter Winkle: Because. probably searching for victims so that it can steal souls.
 * Floyd Pepper: Oh, Then my spirit is unwilling man!
 * Dr. Teeth: Holidays here we come.
 * Floyd Pepper: Alright! Let it go, Animal!
 * (Animal lets go of the root he's shopping cart.)
 * Animal: Ready!
 * (The cart starts to move onto the sky.)
 * (Suddenly when stop a ticking, like that of a time bomb, is heard.)
 * Floyd Pepper: Come on I never get in into the up there.
 * (Finaly, a bell rings and a spring shoots the Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem skyward and the plane begins to lose altitude. The plane then regains altitude. It lifts into the air again.)
 * Floyd Pepper: I never been into the so much to do!
 * (Cut to the fireworks explodes, a string/fanfare music playing, plane they fly around the firework counterclockwise, and "Shires' DR. TEETH AND The Electric Mayhem" title card, they fly around the firework counterclockwise and stop in the center of the screen in front of it, a continute firework explosion.)
 * Lips: Ahh. This is the coolest thing movie.
 * Dr. Teeth: Since I'm the most mature looking, I'll go in first. Floyd Pepper can be my wife.
 * Zoot: Dr. Teeth's taller, I think he should.
 * Floyd Pepper: Clothes are a social uniform showing Kevin we're team players.
 * Dr. Teeth: This handlebar's killing me.
 * (Cut to Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem is seen flying over the skies in his plane.)*Narrator: This world, known simply know as. (Screen cuts to black.) the time has come.
 * (Fade to a museum. Cut to the upper stories and turn down to a ground-floor window that has been cut through. Inside, the camera pans quickly across a few galleries to the sound of stealthy footsteps. Cut to a security guard asleep at his monitoring station; the screen in front of him displays what appears to be a ’s-head statue on a pedestal. A flash of light hides the image for a moment, and a photograph of the scene is slipped into place. Close-up of the surveillance camera as a white-gloved hand attaches the photo and a voice gasps softly. Cut to a long shot of the statue and zoom in slowly, to the sound of more footsteps and this voice. It is low and sinister, and has perhaps a bit of a Japanese accent. Close-up of a tripwire surrounding the pedestal; the thief steps up to it. We see that this individual also wears white boots and a long blue tunic with a white belt. Two clamps are quickly set in place to keep the tension on, and the thief clips the wire with scissors. Cut to the pedestal; the hand sprays powder into the air, revealing a net of laser beams surrounding the statue. It is pushed carefully out through the beams. Long shot of one gallery; the thief’s shadow is cast large on the back wall as he makes his way out. He has a long cape trailing in the air behind him and what appears to be a very large head. He chuckles to himself, then stops and snaps his fingers as if remembering something. Close-up of a glass case with a sign that reads “The Anubial Jewels.” Inside are two large rubies. The thief reaches into view and smashes the case with the statue to get to them, triggering the alarm. A newspaper spins into view: the Times. On the front page are two photos, the left one of the statue on the pedestal (“Before”) and the right one showing it gone (“After”). The headline consists of a single word in huge type: “STOLEN!” Zoom in on the “After” picture, after which the paper is pulled away and the scene changes to the actual pedestal. The guys hover around it.)
 * Colin. (She sweeps her hand through the empty space and addresses himself o.c.) Did you search for any clues, Humphrey?
 * (Cut to the Humphrey, a proper-looking fellow in a three-piece suit, with Clifford surrounding him. He speaks with an English accent.)
 * Humphrey: Well, I didn’t want these brutish police trouncing around my beautiful museum. (Back to the guys.)
 * Colin: That’s silly. Okay, guys. Spread and search!
 * (Abgail charges off down one hallway, George takes the stairs, and Colin heads down another hallway. All three cut deep furrows in the floor as they go. Cut back to the pedestal, the girls crashing into view one by one through the wall behind it.)
 * Abgail: Nope.
 * George: Nope.
 * Colin: No clues.
 * (Cut to the Humphrey, who cries out and faints into the arms of a not-too-bright Clifford.)
 * Clifford: Well, uh…there was something else stolen…uh…would that qualify as a clue?
 * (Close-up of the smashed jewel case.)
 * George, Abgail, Colin: (from o.c.) The Anubial Jewels?
 * (Dissolve to the jewels on a table. The thief reaches into to view and picks them up. As he speaks, cut to an extreme close-up of the statue; he fits the jewels into the eye sockets.)
 * Walter Winkle: (from o.c.) Yes…with these jewels, the magic curse of the ancient Anubis dog head will finally be unleashed, and then the human race will bow down to me—
 * (The statue is lifted into the air, the jewel eyes gleaming.)
 * Walter Winkle: (from o.c.) —Walter Winkle!
 * (Walter Winkle laughs as the camera turns down to show him. Camera shifts and pulls back to show him framed in one of the windows of an observatory. Pull back again; we see the observatory perched atop a mountain in the middle of a park, with the New York City skyline in the distance. It is equipped with a large telescope.)
 * (Cut to the Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem is seen flying over the sea in his plane., The plane starts to shake)
 * Floyd Pepper: Uh, oh!
 * Zoot: What's this?
 * (The engine starts gives out)
 * Dr. Teeth: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
 * (The plane starts to fly around awkwardly)
 * Animal: Aaaaggg...!
 * Floyd Pepper: I'm outta control! Mayday! Mayday! Goin' down!
 * (The plane goes through sea)
 * Lips: Aaaaggg...!
 * Janice: Look out below!
 * (The plane crashes down in the middle of a beach, The plane transforms into a car drive. Dr. Teeth sits up and adjusts the rearview mirror while Floyd Pepper, Janice, Lips, Zoot heaves himself up. Dr. Teeth then looks back as Animal continues to carry the car driving through the Newcastle. Seeing no one, he smiles.)
 * Dr: Teeth: Ha! We lost em!
 * Floyd Pepper: How can you be so certain, Dr. Teeth?
 * Lips: Those chumps'll never catch us now!
 * Zoot: From here on out, it's nothing but smooth sailing!
 * (Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem takes to his bedroom.)
 * Dr. Teeth: (entering his room with his friends in tow) It's time to put the plan into action. (Animal bumps into Lips, Floyd Pepper, Zoot, Janice.) Relax, guys, don't do anything I wouldn't, make yourselves at home.
 * (Animal wriggles under the covers and crawls out with a magazine. He begins reading. Floyd Pepper, meanwhile, surveys the room and decides to stand.)
 * Dr. Teeth: Hey, Floyd Pepper, sit anywhere, you know.
 * Floyd Pepper: I'll stand as per usual, Dr. Teeth thank you.
 * Dr. Teeth: Yes, But always tell the truth! Never take stuff the doesn't belong to you! And do not going into the public!
 * Floyd Pepper: ME! (A long pause.)
 * Lips: You look very pretty today. (He ruffles her hair.)
 * Janice: Oh, gee. You're making me break out in a rash, big Floyd.
 * (The doorbell rings. He steps over and answers the door.)
 * Floyd Pepper: Oh thank god you're here! (He notices who it is.) Hey! You're not the The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy!
 * (Walter Winkle grab Floyd Pepper.)
 * (Cut to Tyne Metropolitan College ICT Room.)
 * Dr. Teeth: We know what you're up to!
 * Floyd Pepper: You tried this stupid plan before!
 * Janice: And we stopped you the last time!
 * Walter Winkle: (laughing) You’re no threat now! (He kicks Dr. Teeth, knocking her into the others) You’ll find out soon enough. I wasn’t born a supervillain man with an oversize brain, you know.
 * (Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem are running to the lane)
 * Dr. Teeth: Old Bird.
 * Old Bird: Yes?
 * Dr. Teeth: There was the New Era.
 * Old Bird: Yes, but i am not going to be you much longer.
 * Dr. Teeth: Why!?
 * Old Bird: I Have Lived a Long Life of 120 years.
 * Dr. Teeth: 120 years?
 * Old Bird: Yes. Eternity needs me.
 * Dr. Teeth: But But.
 * Old Bird: the Buts has got to go. the company has to continue it's business without me.
 * Dr. Teeth: Old Bird do NOT leave me.
 * Old Bird: Eternity Needs Me.
 * (Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem run down the lane. Dr. Teeth, Lips, Zoot, Janice squeezes under a fence. Animal lifts the same fence to let Floyd Pepper through.)
 * Floyd Pepper: Thank you, Animal! (Animal drops the fence. He doesn't have the presence of mind to lift it again and go under, so he climbs over.)
 * Animal: Wait, for me! (He leads them through a door in a fence.)
 * Dr. Teeth Open the door, Janice!
 * Janice: It's locked!
 * Dr. Teeth: C'mon, willya?
 * Zoot: It's locked, I tell you!
 * Dr. Teeth: Out of my way, you're doing it wrong! (He strains against the locked door.)
 * Floyd Pepper: ANIMAL, YOUR DOOR'S LOCKED! GET THE DOOR, ANIMAL!
 * Animal: No problem, No problem!
 * Lips: I have a key. (He reaches into his pocket and his hand comes out his pant leg.) I think it fell out of this hole in my pants.
 * (Zoot stares at the key the Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem have been using the whole movie, dumbfounded.)
 * Dr. Teeth: But what's the creature doing in land?
 * Walter Winkle: Because.
 * Zoot: Because, what?
 * Walter Winkle: Because. probably searching for victims so that it can steal souls.
 * Floyd Pepper: Oh, Then my spirit is unwilling man!
 * Walter Winkle: The only thing that has kept me going all these years is my burning thirst for revenge!
 * Velma Dinkley: I don't know! I'll better bit are dark myself! Stay close! Oh! Not that close! Shaggy!
 * Shaggy Rogers: Yes!
 * Velma Dinkley: Take your feet up!
 * Shaggy Rogers: If I do that, I'll fall over!
 * Velma Dinkley: Oh Jinkers, Shaggy, I mean don't make that the tracking sound!
 * Shaggy Rogers: That's not is Velma! I throught it was you?
 * Velma Dinkley: Ah, wait, just stop a moment! Shaggy.
 * Shaggy Rogers: Yes?
 * Velma Dinkley: Why are you holding my hand.
 * Shaggy Rogers: I was just going to ask him.
 * Velma Dinkley: And take those silly fur gloves off.
 * Shaggy Rogers: I am not wearing fur gloves?
 * Velma Dinkley: Just a minute! This is getting us nowhere!
 * Shaggy Rogers: Oh, stroke of light!
 * Velma Dinkley: What a good idea?
 * Velma Dinkley: Quickly Shaggy, we got, a moment to lose!
 * Shaggy Rogers: That's no way ouuuuuuuut!
 * Shaggy Rogers: That was too close for comfort!
 * Velma Dinkley: It was too close for Velma and all.
 * Scooby Doo: What that?
 * Shaggy Rogers: It's you GOING what's that?
 * Velma Dinkley: NO, NO NO I MEAN, WHAT THAT?!
 * Shaggy Rogers: If looks like a way out!
 * Velma Dinkley: Uh, Shaggy, You don't think it could be, a trap!
 * Shaggy Rogers: I have a feeling was trying into a stop this?
 * Velma Dinkley: Now, let's see what their latest customer looks like? TA-DA!
 * Shaggy Rogers: Zoinks! It's Aggie Wilkins!
 * Velma Dinkley: Now, let's see what their latest customer really is looks like?
 * Walter Winkle: It's Ken Rogers!
 * Velma Dinkley: I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't watched it!
 * Shaggy Rogers: I don't know. I wasn't watching.
 * Capatain Clements: And I would've succeeded if it hadn't been for you blasted meddling nosey kids!
 * Shaggy Rogers: And Scooby-Doo!
 * Scooby-Doo: Yeah! (Scooby giggles)
 * Rule: Blasted meddling nosey kids! you've ruined a perfect million dollar operation!
 * Walter Winkle: You haven't seen the last of me! I'll be back! I'll get you this time, CT Masks!
 * Rule: Oh, shut up!
 * Colin/Dogboy: CT Masks i'll shouting with hooray!
 * Colin/Dogboy, George/Lizard and Abigail/Froglette: Cause in the day, are we saved the night!
 * Colin/Dogboy: CT Masks i'll shouting with hooray!
 * Colin/Dogboy, George/Lizard and Abigail/Froglette: Cause in the day, are we saved the night!
 * Sheriff: Exellecnt, show kids, see lane safe p.m. delighted well jolly grateful!
 * Fred Jones: Oh, it was nothing, Sheriff!
 * Sheriff: Only thing is the Winkle, escaped, when the police went to pick him up he completely disappeared.
 * Fred Jones: Mmm. I feeling he'll be back Sheriff. But, we'll be ready. Hey. Daphne!
 * Sheriff: Bye joe Daphne, I'll drink for that!
 * Daphne Blake: I'll get the drink, Fred.
 * Fred Jones: And Daphne.
 * Daphne Blake: Yes Fred.
 * Fred Jones: Shaken not stirred.
 * Aggie Wilkins: Bad news, Janice. Seems there was a not mix-up at school.
 * Ken Rogers: The A’s and B's didn’t belong to you. You got F’s.
 * Aggie Wilkins: We’re so not proud of you.
 * Janice: Does that mean I can not stay in Newcastle?!
 * Aggie Wilkins: As long as, you don't promise to not come visit us more often.
 * Janice: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I mean, YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!
 * Floyd Pepper: (panicked breathing)
 * Animal (from o.c.): I CAN GO! I CAN GO!
 * Shaggy Rogers: If those grades weren’t mine, who’s the poor sap who got all A’s and B's?
 * Colin: A’s and B's? But how is that possible?!
 * Ma Hatfield: You are ungrounded for the rest of the year, young man.
 * Pa Hatfield: And that means dates.
 * Colin: Oh I can hardly wait! The girls of Newcastle will be win without me!
 * Velma Dinkley: Oh, I get it! Well, now! I wouldn't! (laughs) say that! (laughs)
 * (Shaggy, Fred, Velma, Daphne laughs)
 * Scooby-Doo: Holy, Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Birdman!
 * (Scooby-Doo gets winks and fade into the black.)
 * (Fade back to the Dr. Teeth Jones sequence, where the Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem enter the temple.)
 * Narrator: And that was our big adventure. The villains founded their daddies and we all gots to go home and have fried bologna sandwiches. Expect Animal, 'cause he gots teeth.
 * (Animal, wearing a viking helmet, rides on Floyd Pepper's back. They climb and grab the icon as before, but this time, Animal got a hold of it.)
 * Narrator: But if you think thing went back to the way they was before, you're wrong, 'cause now, thanks to Animal, they was even better.
 * (CT Masks begin pounding on the villains. while being pummeled by George/Lizard.)
 * Narrator: For once you did something wrong. You're bad guys at last.
 * (On the end of this line, the Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem get ready to deliver one final blow.)
 * Narrator: That won't be necessary.
 * (The standard heart closing screen comes up. This consists of a pulsating background of concentric red, white and blue hearts, against which the flash into view: Dr. Teeth, Lips, Animal, Zoot, Janice, Floyd Pepper, all smiling and ready to charge. Gold stars rain down behind them, as they will in most future uses of this shot.)
 * Narrator: Well, that's about all the time we have, the day is saved, thanks to Dr. Teeth, and the Electric, Mayhem.
 * (And then zoom-out into the "Shires' DR. TEETH AND The Electric Mayhem" title card, a continute firework explosion and the title card stay on-screen all the way through. Screen cuts to black.)