Asdfmovie: The Movie

Asdfmovie: The Movie is a film based around the comedy web series Asdfmovie, made by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell. It is a surreal action comedy movie released on August 10th, 2028. Most of the movie consists of a similar artstyle as the original series. Unlike it, however, there are a few live-action scenes. In the cartoon scenes, the background is vibrant and colorful, while the characters are monochrome black and white. Asdfmovie: The Movie received mostly positive ratings, with 86% on Rotten Tomatoes and 4.4 stars on iMDb.

Summary
Everyone's acting completely normal until Marmite shows up. The town of Gouldenberg is almost defenseless, so the mayor sends off a man named Jerry to search for a solution. He recruit allies such as the Mine Turtles and Skateboard Cow to help in the Second Great Marmite War. Meanwhile, Marmite prepares his own army against Gouldenberg as they do the same. Jerry goes through some character development as this happens. After he returns, he almost delivers the final blow to Marmite, but gives him a chance instead. The citizens and Marmite make peace.

Full Plot
The movie begins exactly the same as Asdfmovie1. The "Got Your Nose" skit plays, and halfway through the part with the evil tie, it's revealed to be playing on a computer screen. TomSka pauses the video and sighs like he did something stupid. Then the actual movie begins. A giant Marmite jar is sitting in the kitchen. It starts talking with a servant about what to do in a few days. Eventually they concur on the idea to finish what they started: a war.

In the town of Gouldenberg, the citizens are celebrating a great occasion. It has been exactly 50 years since they won the Great Marmite War. Everyone is rejoicing about how Marmite has been beaten for 50 years now. The main focus is on a man named Jerry. At one point, Mayor Dougal Flopguy calls the town over for a closing announcement. A shadow looms over the citizens, but they just assume it's a huge balloon. Suddenly, Marmite drops down from the skies and threatens to start another war. Flopguy gets angry and calls him a traitor, but he replies by saying it's just who he is. He is confused on how to save the town, so he sends Jerry and Amelia out to find someone who can. They fight back at first because they didn't ask for it, but they're forced to do it anyway.

Unfortunately, a member of the Marmite Army, or Marmy, follow them. They get into a fight, until an unknown entity drags it away. Once the entity walks back, it's revealed to be a Mine Turtle. It greets Jerry with its iconic "Hello!" He introduces him to a tribe of Mine Turtles and Jerry asks them to help him find someone who could save Gouldenberg. One of the turtles tells him the tale of the Skateboard Cow, a former war criminal. The cow used to work with Marmite, until he was finally caught and turned into a burger. Thankfully, the turtles invented time travel as mentioned in their song, so they take Jerry back in time 50 years ago to prevent the cow from being killed.

Meanwhile, Marmite is attacking Gouldenberg with all that he can. The citizens are fighting back, or at least trying to, but alas, to no prevail. Most of them either give up or die trying, and Dougal Flopguy orders the citizens to work harder and give Marmite all they've got. Everybody does the flop to show off their allegiance and fights harder against Marmite.

Jerry recuits new members along the way, including the Beep Beep Sheep, I Like Trains kid, Potato, etc. When they arrive 50 years in the past, the cow is being chased by a butcher. Jerry and crew attack the butcher while protecting the cow. Nothing seems to be working, until one of the Mine Turtles has an idea. He throws himself at the butcher and they both explode. Now Jerry is running from a crazed cow on a skateboard and things aren't looking good. That is, until he steals the skateboard and does a 720. Or at least tries to. The cow is impressed with his skills and joins his team. Jerry prepares to go back, but a Mine Turtle tells him that the burger is still there. If the cow goes back, there will be a time paradox. Because of this, Jerry goes alone.

In the present, Jerry finds that everyone else is gone, even Marmite and the Marmy. He looks around after a while, only to find a bunker. He enters the bunker after trying to unlock it. Everyone underground attacks him, including the Mayor. They stop once they recognize him, and Jerry asks if they have any food left over from the party.

(WIP)