WikiViews/Adventure Time: Awakening

A super cool beat plays as kittens are blowing up in the background. It shows footage from it. Nolan (VO): What the hell?! Michael Bay?! You're giving us instructions on what not to do at a theater. Newsflash: have you seen the theaters lately?! They're closed at the moment. He pops it up on YouTube. Cuts to a bunch of explosions and fast edited clips with constant aspect ratio changes.
 * Dillon: Nolan! It's time!
 * Nolan: Are we finally reviewing Ratatoing?
 * Dillon: ...that's a real movie...
 * Nolan: Then... what are we reviewing?
 * Dillon: ADVENTURE TIME: AWAKENING BITCH!
 * Nolan: Oh no! Not that one!
 * Nolan: (VO) Who thought this was a good idea? Didn't Adventure Time already end? What kind of drunk person made this! I mean it would sound cool if it was it's own series...but why?! (cuts back to them) Well, let's see what kind of weirdness this went for adventure time.
 * Nolan (VO): It opens with a ton of studios attached to it and cuts to Michael Bay.
 * Michael Bay: Hello and welcome to Adventure Time: Awakening. My name's Michael Bay and I'm the director and producer of this movie. Let me go over the instructions before the movie starts. Please, silence your cell phones and discontinue texting. Nobody wants to spoil the movie, so no talking. After the movie,
 * Dillon: Let's say it is 2019.
 * Nolan: Yeah, true.
 * Dillon: (VO) Thus we meet Tiffany Oiler voiced by Colin Dean and Dr. Gross voiced by Lennon Parham.
 * Tiffany Oiler: Dr. Gross, it looks like we found them. Finn and Jake did this to us.
 * Dr. Gross: Oh, they did, but I don't know why you're suddenly so against me, Tiffany.
 * Tiffany: Yeah, well, I trust Finn and Jake, and they have a better understanding of what's wrong and right than either of us. They're my friends, that's all.
 * Dillon: (VO) Wait... first seconds in and you already say your friends with Finn and Jake??? Look we already know little of your character and your saying you just met them??? As in like today??? No no no no no that isn't possible.
 * Noah: Actually, um... wait, did I miss the Michael Bay theater etiquette part?
 * Dillon: Want me to replay the movie?
 * Everyone (but Noah and Dillon): NO!
 * Noah: Fine, I'll just watch it on YouTube.
 * Michael Bay (in video): Hi I'm Michael Bay, and I'm a proud protector of the cinematic experience.
 * Noah: HAHA! (Laughs) NO YOU'RE NOT, SILLY GOOSE!
 * Dillon: MUHAHAHAHA!
 * Noah: What a hypocrite! So what are we reviewing?
 * Dillon: Adventure Time Awakening.
 * Noah: Wait... so the rumors are true? Michael Bay ACTUALLY directed an Adventure Time movie? WHAT THE FUCK? (Dies of laughter) Now I'm excited.
 * Dillon: We already reviewed the opening minutes.
 * Noah: Meh. I just wanna see the rest.