Delivery

Delivery is a 2022 horror comedy.

Plot
Brandon has some problems. His grandmother hates him, his only friend is even more of a loser than him, and he needs a job. Desperate for work Brandon reluctantly gets a job as a pizza delivery job. Trying to prove his worth he reluctantly agrees to make a delivery to a neighborhood from which no one has returned. He finds that the house he's assigned to is full of sorority girls but what seems like a porno turns out into a horror show when he discovers they brought a nerdy guy over... and eat him. Fearing for his life Brandon decides to hide in the basement in order to make it until morning. But when the girl of his dreams enters the house Brandon must face his fears and literally fight for his job.

Cast
Jake Short as Brandon: The main protagonist.

Geraldine Viswanathan as Danielle: Brandon's coworker who goes to the house to rescue him.

Alex Wolff as Seth: Brandon's stoner friend who Brandon seeks for advice.

Kathryn Newton as Tiff: The leader of the sorority girls.

Brianna Hildebrand as Angel: A goth girl and one of the sorority girls.

Peyton List as Crissi: A paranoid sorority girl.

Paris Berelc as Bri: A preppy sorority girl.

Liv Hewson as Amy: A meek and reluctant sorority girl.

Tim Heidecker as Dave: Brandon's boss.

Patrick Schwarzenegger as Brad: Brandon's jock coworker.

Doug Plaut as Max: Brandon's gay coworker.

Lin Shaye as Brandon's Grandma: Brandon's vulgar and mean-spirited grandmother.

Zachary Gordon as Jimmy: A guy eaten by the sorority girls.

Taglines

 * Tonight, pizza guy is on the menu.
 * One guy. Four cannibals. Two pizzas.

Quotes

 * Amy: God, I fucking hate them.
 * Brandon: Aren't they like, your friends?
 * Amy: Not really. We're supposed to be sisters but they treat me like... well they treat me like you.
 * Brandon: Really?
 * Amy: Ok sorry, bad example. But they hate me. And don't try to do that manipulative shit ok. I have to eat you. It's the only way I'll prove myself.
 * Brandon: That's fucked up.
 * Amy: You think I don't know that? God, why am I even talking to you?
 * Brandon: Maybe you should...
 * Amy: I mean, I don't need your pitty. I'm fine on my own. Sure, they treat me like shit, but sooner or later they'll go too far and I'll go straight for the jugular.
 * Brandon: (cringes).
 * Amy: They're always "Ugh, Amy's such a pussy." "Fuck off Amy" Its not my fault seeing a guy being ripped open isn't appealing. Them though... And besides, the hazing is ridiculous. Do you know what they do? They make you eat ass. Its not saying a sex thing, they literally have people's asses and make you eat them. If you vomit, they go get the even worse body parts.
 * Brandon: ...I'm sorry?
 * =x=
 * Seth: So... your grandma hates you? that's messed up.
 * Brandon: She doesn't...
 * Seth: No I feel you man. My family hates me too. I just wanted to spend Halloween with family, horror movies, and weed, but it went bad. Nana had all this time to watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre so how is it my fault she can't handle it?

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