Fury/The Ultimate Heel

The Ultimate Heel is the first issue of the comic series Fury.

Transcript
One wrestler pins another to the ground and gets a three count from the referee. The bell rings and the wrestler gets up, giving two peace signs. The announcer gives the mic to Double R. All the lights turn off and a dim red one turns on, revealing a person standing at the end of the room. Double R covers the mic and turns to the announcer.
 * Announcer: And the winner is the incredible, the amazing, the incorruptible Richard "Double R" Roberts!!
 * Double R: You know, it's pretty crazy... that entire time I was completely sure I was gonna lose! but then when I heard that three count I was like "holy crap!" you know? heh... I, uh--
 * Double R: Wasn't this meant to just be a fight between me and Oscar? why the hell is he here!?
 * Announcer: He's popular.