Sunwreck/Fake trailers transcripts

Kickass Assassin
The trailer starts with a sign saying "The following preview has been approved for all audiences by the Motion Pictures Association of America". The Universal Studios logo then plays followed by TBD.

The Bartender
The trailer starts with a sign saying "The following preview has been approved for all audiences by the Motion Pictures Association of America". The Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer logo then plays followed by TBD.

Ear Pains
The trailer starts with a sign saying "The following preview has been approved for all audiences by the Motion Pictures Association of America". The 20th Century Fox logo then plays followed by TBD.

The Toiletman
The trailer starts with a sign saying "The following preview has been approved for all audiences by the Motion Pictures Association of America". The Paramount Pictures logo then plays followed by TBD.

Sherlock Holmes the Third
The trailer starts with a sign saying "The following preview has been approved for all audiences by the Motion Pictures Association of America". The Warner Bros. Pictures logo then plays followed by TBD.