Marvel's Astonishing Thunderbolts/Quotes

01) “Initiation”

 * (Gwen Poole is at a restaurant in prison while a shy guard approaches her to hand her her phone)
 * Shy Guard: (terrified) Please, don't hurt me! Please, don't hurt me! Please, don't hurt me! (whimpers until Gwen takes her phone and gently pats his cheek) Oh, thank God. I thought you were gonna...
 * Gwen Poole: Hurt you? No. You're too cute and sweet for me to gentle. A lot more than...
 * J. Jonah Jameson: (off-screen)  I NEED THAT PHONE!!
 * Gwen Poole: Jesus, this guy. (we see J. Jonah Jameson confronting a inmate over a phone)
 * Inmate: (kicks Jameson away from him) Go write your Daily Bugle shit on someone else's phone, Jameson! I ain't givin' you mine!
 * J. Jonah Jameson: (growls frustrated until he sees Gwen texting on her phone) You! I'm gonna need that phone!
 * Gwen Poole: Fuck off, Hitler.
 * J. Jonah Jameson: (grabs her wrist; alarmed) What'd you say?!
 * Gwen Poole: I said: (grabs Jameson's jacket, snaps suddenly shouting) FUCK OFF, HITLER!!!
 * (Jameson's expression changes to a frozen, horrified one as Gwen proceeds to savagely beat him up with the guards and inmates just watching; one guard even enjoys the scene while eating popcorn)

08) “It's the Juggernaut Bitch!”

 * (the Thunderbolts trap Juggernaut in a vat of cement)
 * Juggernaut: Don't you know who I am?! I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
 * Gwenpool: Your name's "Juggernaut Bitch"?
 * Juggernaut: What? No! (Deadpool laughs hysterically over Gwenpool's joke) What are you laughing at Captain Spandex?