Stone Statues in the Courtyard, Coming To Life

Optimus Prime witnesses a transformation of a man's pet dog to stone with a flick off the White Witch's wand.

Optimus Prime: Welcome, Gandalf.

Gandalf: Mayor?

Mater: Mayor!

Optimus Prime: Welcome to Narnialand!

Gandalf: So...

Minion 1: Wow.

Gandalf: This is the place.

Optimus Prime: A wand? It says here, "Do not use this at home."

A dog is peeing on Optimus Prime, and he uses the wand to turn the dog and the urine to stone.

Man: My pet dog!!

Optimus Prime: Oops!! Who did that?

Aslan: No-body knows. Follow me. Bring the dog's statue into the White Witch's courtyard.

As they bring the peeing-dog-turned-to-stone-statue into the courtyard.

Optimus Prime: There. Wha--? (sees statues everywhere) Oh no...!

Gandalf: What's wrong?!

Lightning McQueen: What happened?

Optimus Prime: You see, there is a rhinoceros turned to stone while marking territory, and there was a rabbit turned to stone while running, and there was a bull turned to stone while charging, and there was a kangaroo turned to stone while fighting and attacking, and there was a raccoon turned to stone on a tree of the White Witch's, there was a giant turned to stone attacking, there was a bear turned to stone raising its arm, etc.!

Sailor Moon: What do you mean?

Optimus Prime: There were giant insects turned to stone everywhere. You see? There was a cheetah turned to stone mid-run, too! There were centaurs, badgers, beavers, all turned to stone!

Sailor Moon: Ahhh! You are not lying?!

Optimus Prime: A minotaur turned to stone. Its tongue raised to resemble the "L" sound.

Aslan: If only I got my breath power back from that wretched Hades...

Optimus Prime: (using his statue-talking spell) Saturnes Saturnos Armos! Stonus Status! (brings speech back to the statues)

Minotaur Soldier Statue: --ook! The--! Who are you?

Mouse Statue: You are Optimus Prime?

Squirrel Statue: The legendary hero of the theme park of Narnialand?

Optimus Prime: Yes.

Rabbit Statue: And you must be...

Gandalf: Gandalf, yes.

Sailor Moon: I'm Sailor Moon.

Raccoon Statue: You are Sailor Moon out of the legendary book I read!

Minotaur Soldier Statue: Enough, my friends, whenever we spoke, we shook like an earthquake shook us. It would have smashed us!

Sam Witwicky: The Boxing Kangaroo? Where is he?

Kangaroo Statue: Over here!

Sam Witwicky: You are in mid-kick when you turned to stone.

Kangaroo Statue: I know. You are...

Sam Witwicky: Sam Witwicky, sir.

Rhinoceros Statue: A tow truck? I always wanted one on Father Christmas' days! Mater, is it?

Mater: Yep, that's my name!

Gulliver: Well? Percy Jackson could make it here.

Percy Jackson: I already am.

Elephant Statue: Well, I was turned to stone trumpeting. Are you Percy Jackson?

Percy Jackson: Yes I am.

Fox Statue: Remember, it is always there.

Bear Statue: Gulliver, is it? Yep, you sure to make a statue out of a panda eating bamboo!

Panda Statue: Gulliver...

Gulliver: Well, a panda statue of stone might do...

Mater: What has Jean Valjean done?

Jean Valjean: I befriend you, little dog.

Dog Statue: W-w-wh-wh-what happened? Did I speak? Who are you?

Minotaur Soldier Statue: We are all turned to stone by and because of the White Witch.

Jean Valjean: I'm Jean Valjean.

Minotaur Soldier Statue: Well... I'm a Minotaurian from the Minotauria Tribe.

Optimus Prime: Minotaurian?!

Minotaur Soldier Statue: We had boasted that the White Witch's wand was called...

Both: The Medusa's Stare.

All Narnian Statues: The Medusa's Stare?

Optimus Prime: Yes, named after the stare that turned people into stone statues.

Snake Statue: Wanna play chess?!

Minotaur Soldier Statue: Yes, with Narnian Statues.

Later... as more heroes and many villains come...

Kumamon: Cool.

Shoutmon: This is great.

Evil Dragon Statue: Me to A7!

Minotaur Soldier Statue: Me to A7!

The Minotaur-turned-statue orders the heroes to fight the evil-dragon-turned-statue.

The evil dragon statue falls into the pit of acid, where he will melt.

Minotaur Soldier Statue: VICTORIOUS!!!

Megatron: D'oh!

Jafar: Drat!

Cruella DeVil: Horrid. I'd better wish to turn the dalmations to stone.

Megatron: NONSENSE!

Ultron: No!

KOMPLEX: This can not be... The dragon we petrified mistakenly... Defeated?!

Isaac: Yes! Give me a five, man! Weyardians win!

Moose Statue: Great fun! Vanquishing evil!

Deer Statue: Very well.

Heroes and statues move to the White Witch's throne room.

White Witch: Give me back my wand.

Optimus Prime gives back the White Witch's wand.

Tiger Statue: Hurry!

Wolf Statue: You must not give up!

Griffon Statue: Come on...

Shark Statue in castle moat: You must not turn to stone!

Optimus Prime: Yes. (gives back the witch's wand.)

White Witch: Leave Narnialand!

Optimus Prime and the rest of the heroes: Yes.

Optimus Prime did not notice there was a frog turned to stone while flicking its tongue on an insect, which has also turned to stone. The tongue of the frog was also stone, not sticky, and so was a chameleon-turned-statue trying to catch his prey of flies.

Frog and Chameleon Statues: Are you leaving Narnialand?

Optimus Prime: Yes, for we are the Immaculate Conceptions within us. Thank you.

The heroes leave Narnialand Theme Park. The end.