The Avengers (Marvel;Re)/Issue 1 (GazzaB9)

The first issue of Ant-Man's Avengers team in Marvel;Re and the first part of the "Hell of a Heist" story arc.

Synopsis
A grieving family hires Ant-Man's Avengers to save their daughter's soul after it's taken by the demon lord Mephisto in a botched deal.

Plot (unfinished)
A woman in a black dress quietly hums to herself while gently stroking the head of a little girl lying on her lap. The woman tilts the girl's head slightly to see her face, revealing her eyes are completely black. The woman smiles. Meanwhile at Avengers Mansion, the Wasp is arguing with Captain America and Thor. Janet nods at Steve. Sometime later, Ant-Man's Avengers team are gathered in the middle of an unspecified room, which appears to be some kind of meeting hall. Hercules stands on a small stage and speaks into a microphone. Hercules gets off the stage. Nobody volunteers. The door behind them swings open and they turn around, revealing Hank standing there. Hank walks up to the stage and grabs the microphone. Hank lets go of the mic and walks to the back of the room, pouring a glass of water from a water cooler and talking to no one as he does. Hank walks over to the Avengers, still drinking his glass. He points at Vision and Janet. He starts pointing to the others. He points at Moon Knight. Moon Knight says nothing. Jessica reaches for his mask and Moon Knight grabs her arm. Hank nods. Janet grabs Hank and starts walking off with him. Janet takes Hank outside and takes her mask off and removes his helmet. Janet says nothing. Janet gives him his helmet and the two walk back inside. When they do, it's revealed the Avengers are gathered around a man and woman who are sadly looking at the ground. Everyone is taken aback by the mention of his name. Hank notices that Janet is looking at him judgmentally. Hank sighs. Hank smiles but it instantly cuts to him softly banging his head against a wall.
 * Woman in Black: You awake yet?
 * Girl: ...Where's my mommy...?
 * Woman in Black: Don't worry about her. I'll take good care of you...
 * Janet: WHAT?! You're giving HIM a team!? What the hell has gotten into you idiots!?
 * Steve: Janet, listen, I know that you don't like him but he's at least trying to change. It doesn't mean you have to like him. In fact, I completely understand if you don't, he's not that great of a guy anymore.
 * Thor: But at least be happy that Sir Pym is at least attempting to be a better person.
 * Janet: Hank Pym is a sociopath who seems like he hates empathy with a burning passion and you decided to give HIM an Avengers team?!
 * Steve: He expected you to say that and because of that he picked the hardest to control team he could.
 * Janet: What?
 * Thor: If he manages to lead a chaotic team properly then there's no question that he's willing to change, right? After all, if he weren't ready to change then he'd surely snap at his team and make it fall apart. Correct?
 * Steve: The team consists of Moon Knight, Vision, Spider-Woman, She-Hulk, and Hercules.
 * Janet: ...I still don't trust him.
 * Steve: Neither does he. That's why he picked his final member. You.
 * Janet: Wha... me?! Why me?!
 * Thor: If he ever goes off the rails then someone like you will be more than willing to call him out on it and talk him out of his psychosis.
 * Janet: ...What if this is just a sick, twisted plan to try and get me to marry him again?!
 * Steve: Jan, that's ridiculous...
 * Janet: ...Fine. I'll be his goddamn caretaker...
 * Steve: For what it's worth, Jan... I'm sorry that you have to do this.
 * Hercules: Uh... hi... I'm Hercules for people who don't know and... I don't know why I'm here...
 * Janet: Just introduce yourself.
 * Hercules: Hm... well, let's start with the fact that yes, I am, in fact, that Hercules. Son of Zeus and everything. I'm the strongest man in the world--
 * Jessica: What about Hulk?
 * Hercules: I repeat: Strongest man in the world. And, just to end this with a little fun fact, my favorite color is orange.
 * Janet: Alright, who wants to go on stage next?
 * Janet: Seriously?
 * Jennifer: Where's Hank?
 * Vision: Mr. Pym informed me that he'll be running late. He sounded disturbed while talking to me.
 * Jessica: Do you know what freaked him out?
 * Vision: I do not.
 * Jessica: Why didn't you ask?
 * Vision: He didn't tell me to ask him so I didn't.
 * Janet: Of course you didn't... Oh my god, it's been ten minutes and everything's already a disaster...
 * Hank: I'm Hank Pym. You may know me by the name Yellowjacket but in more recent years I've started calling myself Ant-Man again. I am the tenth smartest man in the world and I'm the inventor of Pym Particles, which allow me to shrink and grow objects to my will. Usually, I use it on myself. My ex-wife, Janet, she's right there, can also use them. I suffer from a somewhat severe case of bipolar disorder and I'm sorry if it affects my relationship with any of you at all. I hope we can get along.
 * Jessica: ...I mean, he seems a little socially awkward but I don't see what people's problem with him is.
 * Hercules: Didn't he put villains in a zoo or something?
 * Vision: According to my research, he was in an accident that exposed him to gas that affected his mind and afterwards he adopted the name "Yellowjacket" and became a criminal and started arresting criminals in a private jail that they couldn't escape.
 * Jessica: What? this guy? there's no way! Look how harmless he is!
 * Hank: Hm...
 * Hank: I know who you two are...
 * Hank: You're Spider-Woman. I heard you had a son recently, congratulations.
 * Jessica: Thanks. Double thanks for not calling me "girl Spider-Man". That happens a lot...
 * Hank: You're Jennifer Walters. You're the cousin of my friend, Bruce and you're a... lawyer, correct?
 * Jennifer: Yep.
 * Hank: That'll come in handy. Avengers members get into a surprising amount of legal problems.
 * Jennifer: Trust me, I know, I've seen half of the guys working for the Avengers in court...
 * Hank: You're Herakles. I don't know a lot about you but I've read some ancient Greek mythology, so I know the basics.
 * Hercules: Hercules is fine. I actually prefer it.
 * Hank: Very sorry, Hercules. And you...
 * Hank: You haven't said a word this entire time and I know the least about your exploits... What's your deal?
 * Jessica: You know... I personally feel more comfortable without my mask than I do with it, maybe you're the same and taking it off will--
 * Moon Knight: DON'T TOUCH MY FACE!
 * Jessica: Geez! Sorry, I guess.
 * Hank: Well, you're talking now at the very least. From what I understand you suffer from multiple mental conditions, correct?
 * Moon Knight: That's what everyone thinks but what people call "D.I.D" and "distorted perceptions of reality" is actually the many parts of my consciousness forming identities for myself in the event I need them. And the "distorted reality" I see is me connecting with my God.
 * Janet: Oh my god...
 * Hank: What did he say that was odd?
 * Janet: What?
 * Hank: You've seen aliens, time travelers, robots, and much more. Why is what Moon Knight said so strange to you?
 * Janet: Does that connect anyway to the supernatural?
 * Hank: You've met Doctor Strange, haven't you?
 * Janet: I mean the extent that Moon Knight here is suffering. It just weirds me out.
 * Moon Knight: I'm telling the truth.
 * Hank: I'm not sure if you are or aren't but I'm willing to at least be open-minded about it. Though that doesn't mean I don't think you should get help. In case you are sick, you should go to a therapist. We have a few therapists who specifically help superheroes. Tony Stark can pay for your bills, so you won't have to worry about money.
 * Moon Knight: ...I feel like if I don't go to the therapist you'll kick me off the team.
 * Hank: As harsh as it is to say, yes.
 * Moon Knight: Fine. I'll go for a week and see how it is. That good enough?
 * Hank: Every day for a year.
 * Moon Knight: Bastard... fine.
 * Janet: Oh, you just... got that guy help...
 * Hank; If anyone else here needs anything at all you can feel free to ask me. I won't be angry at any request you make.
 * Hercules: ...My roommate David and I have been looking for a bigger apartment.
 * Hank: Done.
 * Hercules: You da man!
 * Jessica: It's really expensive to raise a kid, so--
 * Hank: Say no more.
 * Jessica: Epic!
 * Jennifer: Man, they're really laying it on thick with the redemption arc, aren't they?
 * Hercules: Redemption arc? What're you talking about?
 * Jennifer: Nothing. Well, not nothing but... it's hard to explain, okay?
 * Janet: Excuse me a second.
 * Hercules: Aw yeah, they're gonna make smoochie times!
 * Vision: They've been divorced for several years.
 * Hercules: Oh. Oh! Oh, right... I've made it awkward, haven't I?
 * Janet: What's your game, Pym?
 * Hank: Game?
 * Janet: Nobody changes this drastically this fast!
 * Hank: I do. Since I did that miniature prison thing I've had a lot of regrets. I am trying to change. Trying to be a better person. Believe me Janet... please...
 * Hank: ...Can you at least give me my helmet back, please?
 * Hank: What happened?
 * Jessica: Mr. and Mrs. Turner here's daughter has been in a coma for several months and they want us to investigate.
 * Hank: Why did they come to us and not a doctor?
 * Mr. Turner: I... listen... I own a small watch-making business in New York. Well... I don't own it, but I basically run the whole place. The company belongs to my uncle and...
 * Mrs. Turner: He wanted to sell the place. The company is our main way of making money so selling it off would basically render us homeless...
 * Mr. Turner: That's when I made the mistake of saying it... The worst thing you can possibly say... "I'd sell my soul to keep this company"...
 * Hank: And a demon appeared before you.
 * Janet: Don't be silly, demons aren't real.
 * Hercules: I'm Hercules. Like... I'm the guy. Why do you not believe in demons when I'm standing here?
 * Mr. Turner: You're right. A demon lord appeared in front of me... a ruler of Hell... he called himself Mephisto.
 * Mr. Turner: He did what I asked but when it came time to sell my soul to him I refused... so he took my daughter's instead...
 * Mrs. Turner: Please, Avengers... can you help us?
 * Hank: While I'd love to help, I'm not sure we can. This seems more suited for a magic hero, such as Doctor Strange or--
 * Hank: We'll take the case.
 * Mr. Turner: Thank you! We are eternally grateful!
 * Jessica: Wow... he has been doing that for ages.
 * Jennifer: Has he? the time jump didn't make that clear.
 * Jessica: Seriously, what's going on with you?
 * Jennifer: You'll get used to it.
 * Jessica: Okay?