What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages

What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages is an American animated web series.

Premise

The setting takes place in the fictional kingdom

Characters

Debby Ryan as Jace Knight, the main protagonist.

Katy Perry as Goldilocks, the titular character from the tale "Goldilocks and The Three Bears".

Jamie Chung as Snow White, the titular character from the tale "Snow White". In this version, Snow White is a gothic runaway princess who is described by some as a "depressed lunatic" and a "chronic airhead". She is also the daughter of the previous ruler of Fable and the estranged stepdaughter of Queen Grimhilde. Her real is Mathilda Johnson.

Seth Green as Atticus, one of the dwarves from the tale :Snow White".

Spencer Boldman as Gunter, one of the dwarves from the tale "Snow White". Gunter is the 15 year old seventh and the youngest of the seven dwarves. In this version, he is very cheerful, blissful and energetic who serves as the film's comic relief.

Kevin McDonald as Gerald, one of the dwarves from the tale" Snow White".

James Franco as

Garrett Clayton as Jack Spriggins, the titular character from the tale "Jack and the Beanstalk". In this version, he is known for being very dimwitted and absent minded.

Coco Jones as Red Riding Hood, Her real name is revealed to be Elizabeth Scarlet Rose Johnson II

Cuba Gooding Jr. as The Magic Mirror,

Jane Lynch as Queen Grimhilde,

Whoopi Goldberg as Red Riding Hood's spunky paternal grandmother

Quotes

Jace Knight:Look, i get your concerns, but i'm sorry. What can i say? I guess i have a thing for midgets.

If she's marrying the dwarf, I am not going to be her bridesmaid. The dwarves, however, just gave her blank looks.
 * Snow White Look midgets, I've been wandering around lost in the woods and haven't eaten anything with nutritional substance since last week. You think we could cut the chat until after you've given me something to eat? (snapped her fingers)

Atticus:We don't eat.

Edmund:Yo! Why do you think dwarves are so friggin' short?

Snow White: I was assuming it was genetics! Sure mom, which room number is Grandma Lulu in again?
 * Honey! I have something for you to take to your grandmother!

Actually sweetie, Grandma Lulu was in process of rewriting her will eight now. I was thinking that you could take these to your father's mother.

But she loves way out in the middle of the woods. Aren't you concerned about my safety?

Don't worry darling, i'm sure that we didn't put you through all of those years of karate for nothing. You'll be fine.

But i didn't take karate, i took ballet.

He wasn't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

Jace Knight:Look, i get your concerns, but i'm sorry. What can i say? I guess i have a thing for midgets.

Red Riding Hood:If she's marrying the dwarf, I am not going to be her bridesmaid.

Transcript

Snow White eventually settled down in a foreign country where she became the originator of the gothic movement and married a woodcutter, but drove him crazy with her depressing lunacy and chronic air headedness. The magic mirror was swept up and melted down, later being used to make a new mirror with a phobia of women in their forties. Red and Jack had a successful first date after Jace had become queen, and they continue to be one of those nauseatingly sweet couples to this very day. Red's grandmother continued to live out in the woods after she got a new security system which included an illegally smuggled lion and a rifle. Red's mother had stopped baking once and for all when a french bakery was built right next door. She also gained forty pounds.