Grapey Reviews/Pingu: Noot Noot TV


 * (The episode begins with Grapey being dropped out of a bag in an igloo by an executive)
 * Grapey: Ah! What the hell have you done to me?
 * Executive: We were just looking for someone to promote our new Pingu reboot.
 * Grapey: Pingu? You mean that show from the 90's?
 * Executive: Sure.
 * Grapey: Why?
 * Executive: We just wanted someone to decide a name of ours. Pingu Patrol? Pingu Penguin? The Pingshack?
 * Grapey: Those all sound stupid.
 * Executive: Hey! Don't question the ways of the Pingu.
 * Grapey: Well, can't you just show me the series so I can make my own? How many episodes are there?
 * Executive: 4. Why?
 * Grapey: 4?! (laughs) Just trim the fat and show them as shorts before Wallace and Gromit movies.