Wonkavator

Wonkavator is a song paroding the song 'Elevator', which is a swearing song (Elevator, not this song)

Lyrics
Willy Wonka: All aboard, okay, next stop, Television Room

I'll meet you down there

There once was a saying that I used to say

Back in the day when I met the Oompa Loompas.

I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof

That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him

That's not happening, that I can't fathom

Eighty something million records worldwide later,

I'm living in a factory with an amazing Wonkavator

Chocolaters getting mad, they done had enough of Shady

You slay me, nothing you say matters enough that you shame me

Cs try to play me, they use bars as instruments

Woopsa that a chocolating bee.

You may think I love chocolate because of the way that I was brought up

But it's all caught up to me now, choco's in the waters

Every line I ever said has got me in a corner

You might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it all does

You wouldn't listen kids, I tried to warn ya when you started

I never thought it'd come to this, I outta just be honest but

There once was a saying that I used to say

Back in the day when I met the Oompa Loompas.

I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof

That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him

That's not happening, that I can't fathom

Eighty something million records worldwide later,

I'm living in a factory with an amazing Wonkavator

Wonkavator in my factory, I'll smell ya later

Yeah, for every time you ride down the chocolate street

Or hideout, drive by my factory and beep

Mase in your face chocos,

This is my factory, all nine thousand feet

Stand above 'em, just to cut the wonkaing cable, let 'em drop

Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop

While I let 'em fall all the way to the TV Room, yelling stop!

There once was a saying that I used to say

Back in the day when I met the Oompa Loompas.

I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof

That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him

That's not happening, that I can't fathom

Eighty something million records worldwide later,

I'm living in a factory with an amazing Wonkavator

This liftevator's awesome, yeah, greating Wonkavator

Living in a house with an amazing Wonkavator