WikiViews/Starfire (The Animated Series)

(Begins with a WB Executive watching teen titans high as hell) (Later that day he is at the CEO's house) (A transition happens with Dillon's head as it cuts to Dillon and Nolan on CN as an announcement comes) (One sitting later, they are terrified)
 * Executive: Woah mama I have a pitch.
 * Executive: Yo boss I have a show idea. Let’s make Starfire a solo hero and have her married to Ash Ketchum. And we take her design from April O'Neil in the 2003 TMNT series.
 * Ann Sarnoff: What do you have for a cast?
 * Executive: Jodie Benson is Starfire and Angelina Jolie is Blackfire. Also Matthew Broderick is Ash Ketchum.
 * Ann Sarnoff: Do you have a budget?
 * Executive: I did a "fundraiser". (In head) By embezzling funds. (Out of head) So did I get it?
 * Ann Sarnoff: I guess.
 * Announcer: Now a premiere of Starfire.
 * Dillon: Starfire?
 * Nolan: How bad could it be?