Bayblade

Bayblade is an upcoming movie directed by Michael Bay. It's loosely based on the long-running Beyblade franchise.

Premise
THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME ITS GOT ALIENS AND EXPLOSIONS AND THE MILITARY AND BIG-BREASTED WOMEN

Reception
An early script for the movie was leaked online in April of 2013, and was poorly-recieved by fans and critics alike. Internet critic Doug Walker stated "It is difficult to sympathize with a character who is made of explodium," criticizing the decision to give the Beyblade tops an alien origin.

The movie was panned by critics during early test screenings. The Hollywood Reporter calls it "the quintessential movie for twelve-year-old boys". Los Angeles Times has gone on record saying "even Beyblade fans will be sorely disappointed, as this movie appeals only to Michael Bay's demographic". Review aggregate website Rotten Tomatoes reported that 13% of critics gave the movie positive reviews, based on 108 reviews. Wikia user Undylan thought the very idea of the film was so horrible, he attempted to erase it from existence using a crack in space and time.