Injured Masked Osodashi Needs Attention!/transcript

This is a transcript from the Jankenman Advenutres episode "Injured Masked Osodashi Needs Attention!".

Transcript
[The song "Laser Light" by Latin Lover started playing]

Song:

Don't you know that

If you want to love me

I can show you how

Come with me girl

To some funny places

If you want to

Crazy people everywhere

(I don't mind, I don't care)

Take my hand

Let's dance tonight

Moving in the light

Softies, blue jeans, casual wear

(I don't mind, I don't care)

Wanna see you burn tonight

Rockin' to the morning light

(Hey, hey!) It's ok

I have never felt that way

(Hey, hey!) It's alright

Dancin' in the laser light

(Hey, hey!) It's ok

I have never felt that way

(Hey, hey!) It's alright

Dancin' on the light...

[At one point, Masked Osodashi is awakened by the song played on the alarm clock, and destroys it with a hammer]

Masked Osodashi: Stupid clock! [He goes to the kitchen and sees Ururun carrying one of her plates] Hey Ururun! What are you carrying?

Ururun: I'm carrying plates to the table. It's almost breakfast time anyway!

Masked Osodashi: Oh boy! Let me see! [All he sees are just scrambled eggs on the table] Scrambled eggs? I hate scrambled eggs!!

Mama Osodashi: Oh, Junior! Eggs are the only breakfast food we had.

Papa Osodashi: Besides. They build your protein.

Ururun: [Heard the doorbell ringing] I'll get it! [Opens the door to reveal Jankenman, Chokkin, Gūyan and Pājan standing in front] Oh hi! Come on in!

Jankenman: Hi! We're just coming to a morning visit~!

Masked Osodashi: [Reacts when he sees Jankenman] Papa, why did you invite Jankenman and his friends to your mansion!?

Gūyan: [to Mama Osodashi] How's your day?

Mama Osodashi: It was a quiet. A nice one.

Papa Osodashi: Junior, me and your mother are going outside enjoying a hot tea. Would you mind to watch for Jankenman for a while?

Masked Osodashi: Okie-dokie, papa! I'll see you later~!

Jankenman: [to Mama Osodashi] Don't worry, Mrs. Osodashi! We're going to watch out for any threats in your area!

Mama Osodashi: That'll be fine of you started to look for any incoming threats.

Papa Osodashi: I'll call it a day or two. [to Masked Osodashi] Are you sure you'll be alright, prince?

Masked Osodashi: I'll be fine, papa~!

Papa Osodashi: [lowers his head to his son] You know, it only took a few minutes to finish drinking hot tea and chat, so we won't be long.

Ururun: Don't mess with me, Mr. Osodashi! I'm going to watch your son to make sure he didn't do anything, OK?

Papa Osodashi: [to Ururun] Yes.

Mama Osodashi: Now let's head outside. [to Masked Osodashi] I'll see you after a while, prince! Blow kiss! ''[Blows kisses at Masked Osodashi. Masked Osodashi blows kisses back at her.]''

Masked Osodashi: Bye, mama~!

''[Both Masked Osodashi's parents went outside with tea on their hands. Jankenman waves goodbye at the star-headed humanoids. Later, inside the lab, Masked Osodashi is flexing his big muscles he had from the special muscle growth pill that he invented.]''

Masked Osodashi: How handsome I am! My invention is working OK~!

Pecchakucha: It would be nice if you try to impress Ururun.

Masked Osodashi: Pipe down, birdy! This is what I'm going to do! ''[runs down the stairs in faster speeds to see Ururun, only for the muscle effect wore off in minutes. He then goes back to the normal shape.]'' Uh-oh...

Ururun: [sees Masked Osodashi] Osodashi-kun?

Masked Osodashi: Oh hey! Um, sorry if I can't show something to impress you.

Ururun: Sorry. I'm only busy working on the chores. Why not asking Jankenman and friends?

Masked Osodashi: Uh... [sees Gūyan playing a video game] Hey, rock boy! Wanna see my impressions I made?

Gūyan: I think I...

Masked Osodashi: First is Shinobu Fujiwara from Dancougar. "YATTE YARUZE!!!" Second is Franky from One Piece. "SUPERRRRRRR!"

Gūyan: I'm sorry. I'm busy playing Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. Try to ask Chokkin. [Chokkin is seen playing a basketball with Pājan]

Masked Osodashi: Hey you two! Introducing my own form... The Amazing Mask of Champions!

Chokkin: I'm sorry!

Pājan: We are playing basketball. Can you ask the hero himself?

Masked Osodashi: [sees Jankenman looking at the window] Hey! Would you try to take a dare of yourself by playing a game of rock-paper-scissors like you've always would?

Jankenman: I'm only look out for threats. Sorry.

Masked Osodashi: Drat! [Becomes very angry] Are anyone going to give me an attention!?

Pecchakucha: Why not watching the video instead?

Masked Osodashi: That'll do...

[Back at the lab, Masked Osodashi started watching videos on his computer]

Woman [off-screen on the computer]: Don't worry! I'll get you to the hospital in no time.

Girl [off-screen on the computer]: Hurry, or else I'll die.

Masked Osodashi: [cringes in fear] Uh, that girl had some sort of a heart attack. I'll get some chocolate milk. [to Pecchakucha] Stay right here!

Pecchakucha: [squawks]

[Back to the living room; Jankenman sees Masked Osodashi's parents coming in]

Mama Osodashi: Thanks for watching outside.

Jankenman: No problem. Your son is in the kitchen, getting chocolate milk.

Papa Osodashi: [to Mama Osodashi] I've tried talking to you about our son. I'm worried that he might be lonely there.

Mama Osodashi: Don't be silly! He is mostly fine~!

[Suddenly, heard a LOUD crash off-screen]

Masked Osodashi: [off-screen] AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[Jankenman and Mama and Papa Osodashi gasped in fear]

Mama Osodashi: Junior!

Papa Osodashi: Prince!

[Masked Osodashi moans off-screen]

Jankenman: What happened to him?

[Mama Osodashi goes to the kitchen]

Papa Osodashi: I think there's something wrong with Junior.

Mama Osodashi: [off-screen] Come quick! Junior is seriously injured! He had a large cut on his head and stomach... And is BLEEDING TO DEATH!

[Papa Osodashi gasps in fear]

Jankenman: [turns to Papa Osodashi] Don't worry! I'll take him to the hospital for you.

''[Papa Osodashi nods. In the next scene, which took place in the hospital, Ururun, Pecchakucha, Mama and Papa Osodashi are sitting in the bench in the waiting room as the doctor, who had a syringe for a head, comes in.]''

Doctor: You, the Osodashi family...

Papa Osodashi: That's us!

Doctor: Your son is in the operating room. The other doctors are working on him right now.

Papa Osodashi: Is he gonna be all right?

Doctor: He'll be fine after while.

[They looked at each other]

Ururun: I hope he's alright.

''[In the operating room, the doctor who had a head of an ambulance looks at the an X-ray of Masked Osodashi's body on the wall. Masked Osodashi's head is star-shaped.]''

Doctor #2: It appears that he has a huge massive cut in his intestines and his frontal lobe.

Doctor: [comes in] Don't mind me.

Doctor #2: [sees the naked, unmasked Osodashi, who is sleeping with a gas mask on.] I'll get a scapel.

Doctor: And I'll go get the bottle of alcohol ''[He grabs the alcohol bottle and begin psunutting it on Masked Osodashi's head, and then it fades to the waiting room where the Osodashis, Ururun and Pecchakucha are sleeping. The doctor comes in.]'' Your son is in the surgical recovery room right now.

Mama Osodashi: Is he gonna be alright?

Doctor: I've told you, he'll be fine. Come, I'll show you to the recovery room.

[The Osodashis, Ururun and Pecchakucha followed the doctor to the surgical recovery room where Masked Osodashi, who now has bandages on his head and stomach, is watching the TV show.]

Masked Osodashi: Hehehehe. Bowser will fail to get rid of Mario.

[The Osodashis looked at their masked son.]

Masked Osodashi: Huh? Hi. I'm a little hurt right now.

Doctor: [to the Osodashis] He'll be recovered in three days. Is that OK that you can go home without your son?

Papa Osodashi: Well, it's our opinion. We rather stay in here than a home. Jankenman will housesit it.

Doctor: It's certain. You all can stay for three days until he recovers.

''[The Osodashis looked at each other. Later cuts to the view outside of the Osodashi Mansion. Masked Osodashi is now in his own bedroom, with him and the Osodashis sitting on his bed.]''

Mama Osodashi: Since you're fully recovered now, the doctor says we have to rigged this button here. All you need is to press this button! [The buzzer buzzes and hands it to Masked Osoashi] We can hear the buzzer anywhere in the house, and Ururun will come right away. [Turns to Ururun] Right?

Ururun: Yes. I'll come to you and do things right away!

Masked Osodashi: Well, thanks. My stomach's in little pain right now. [The Osodashis and Ururun shut the bedroom door] What a loser! [snickers]

Pecchakucha: And here comes Jankenman!

[Jankenman comes in]

Masked Osodashi: What are you looking at, Jankenman?

Jankenman: Nothing. Just came in here to see you.

Masked Osodashi: [cringes in fear] Don't come near me! I've got my stomach and head hurt! Real bad!

Jankenman: Wow.

Masked Osodashi: Hehehehehe! I've got this! [presses the buzzer; Ururun runs in]

Jankenman: Huh?

Ururun: Yes, Osodashi-kun?

Masked Osodashi: Will you please get Jankenman out of my room?

Ururun: Follow me, Jankenman. It's past your time anyway. [As Jankenman is out of Masked Osodashi's bedroom, she shuts the door]

Masked Osodashi: Hehehehehehe! It's gonna be great, isn't it?

Pecchakucha: Yes! Yes! [squawks]

[The next day, Jankenman is shown outside of the Osodashi Mansion, sitting next to Aiko]

Jankenman: Evening, Aiko! Could you remind me of Osodashi?

Aiko: What happened?

Jankenman: He had his stomach and head cut open. It'll take several days to heal.

Aiko: Of couse. I'll go get some soda. [walks away]

Jankenman: [turns to the mansion] I hope he's OK.

[Masked Osodashi buzzes and Ururun walks in]

Masked Osodashi: Would you mind to get me a something to eat, like some grilled shrimp and bacon.

Ururun: I'll ask your parents to cook something for you! [runs out]

Masked Osodashi: [his sunglasses on his mask shines twice and snickers] Hehehehe. I hope she's not bringing me something disgusting.

[Outside of the Osodashi Mansion, Jankenman and his friends hears the loud buzzer]

Chokkin: What was that?

Jankenman: That's the buzzer Osodashi uses. He wanted to get Ururun to get attention.

Gūyan: I thought he needed to get his parents' attention, too.

Pājan: I wonder how he gets the buzzer?

Jankenman: He got it from the hospital. That doctor gave it to him.

Chokkin: I should snip it if the buzzer keeps annoying us.

Pājan: Chokkin, don't!

Chokkin: Just joking!

Masked Osodashi: [buzzes and Ururun ran in] Ururun, I want you to bring me dark chocolate bar.

Ururun: Uh, we don't dark chocolate in here.

Masked Osodashi: There must be the store opened somewhere in the Janken Village.

Ururun: I will ask your parents or Jankenman to get dark chocolate from the store.

Masked Osodashi: But hurry!

[In the next scene, Jankenman is flying to the market that says SUSHILAND MARKET OPEN 24 HOURS" and goes to the clerk who had a sushi for a head]

Jankenman: Excuse sir! Where's the dark chocolate?

Clerk: We're already out of dark chocolate, but I got some dark chocolate marker over there. ''[Hands Jankenman some dark chocolate maker. In the next scene, Jankenman hands the dark chocolate marker to Ururun.]''

Ururun: Are you sure about this?

Jankenman: Yeah, but hurry. He will be dying in pain for a few minutes!

Ururun: OK. ''[Runs to the kitchen. In the next scene, Mama Osodashi sees Uurun making a dark chocolate bar]''

Mama Osodashi: What on Earth are you doing?

Ururun: Making a dark chocolate. I'm already lose my control of running into the bedroom backward and forward! [Jankenman is seen though the kitchen window]

Jankenman: Here comes nothing.

''[In the bedroom, Masked Osodashi is playing Pokémon Sword on his Nintendo Switch and chuckles. Ururun brings him his dark chocolate bar]''

Ururun: Here's your chocolate bar, Osodashi-kun.

Masked Osodashi: That's OK. You should leave it on the table here until 8 PM strikes.

Ururun: [leaves the bar on the table] Whenever you say. [Leaves the bedroom]

''[Ten days later, Jankenman flies to the Osodashi Mansion and sees Ururun curling up in a fetal position. He goes to her.]''

Jankenman: What's wrong, Ururun?

Ururun: [turns to Jankenman] I am sick and tired of going backwards and forwards to my leader's bedroom! If I hear one more buzzer, I'll force you to get and destroy that annoying buzzer!

[She hears a bell chiming from the distance]

Ururun: AH!

Jankenman: That's OK, Ururun. They're just church bells.

Ururun: Church bells, of course! [giggles]

[In the kitchen, the phone rings]

Papa Osodashi: I'll get it. [Answers his phone] Yes, doctor?

[The same syringe-headed doctor is in his office]

Doctor: Your son is finally recovered on the 12th day, so you should ask him to unwrap his bandages.

Papa Osodashi: Of course!

[In Masked Osodashi's bedroom, he is walking around as his dad came in]

Papa Osodashi: Son, the doctor wants you to unwrap your bandages.

Masked Osodashi: What did you say, hehehehe! ''[He wraps his own bandages from himself. He is completely healed!]'' The doctor's right! I am healed!

Papa Osodashi: Sure is.

[Ururun and Pecchakucha comes to Masked Osodashi's bedroom]

Ururun: Does that mean that we give the buzzer back to the doctor?

Papa Osodashi: Yes.

Ururun: [throws Pecchakucha around] HOORAH! NO MORE BUZZER! [Pecchakucha squawks while Masked Osodashi moans]

Masked Osodashi: Just stop it! [Papa Janken appears on Jankenman's monitor]

Janken Papa: Son, bad news. Your mother had sustained a large cut on her stomach. Thankfully, the doctors stitched her stomach and put a bandage on it. Right now, she's on your bed.

Jankenman: That's awful. Don't worry, I'll take care of her. [close up on Masked Osodashi's face, smiling as his sunglasses shines twice and snickers]

Masked Osodashi: That's my arch-enemy!

[At the Janken Base, Mama Janken is on her son's bed pressing the buzzer]

Mama Jaken: Jankenman, I need you now!

[Jankenman comes in]

Jankenman: What's the problem, mom?

Mama Janken: Would you bring me some dark chocolate bar?

Jankenman: Sorry, I don't have none here!

Mama Janken: [presses the buzzer] Then go to the STORE! NOW!

[The camera zooms out as Mama Janken presses her buzzer repeatedly, until the screen is in the view outside of the Janken Base with a long buzz, ending the episode.]