The YouTube Movie/Transcript

This is the transcript of The YouTube Movie.

Transcript
The Warner Bros. Pictures, Warner Animation Group and Alcon Entertainment logos show up. It then cuts to a room as numerous YouTubers are shown partying. Suddenly, an explosion is heard. They investigate as the cause of the explosion is revealed to be Fred Figglehorn. Everyone laughs until Fred puts on a mask. Everyone laughs again. He uses his magic and freezes most of the YouTubers and then unfreezes them laughing. He flees.
 * Jacksepticye: Oh yeah! This is a great party I’m hosting!
 * PewDiePie: Your parties are the best!
 * Jacksepticye: At least, zombies won't attack like my previous party.
 * PewDiePie: Yeah, let's just be grateful that it's not happening.
 * Jacksepticype: (disappointed) Oh, come on!
 * MatPat: Shouldn't we investigate?
 * TheOdd1Out: Imagine if that's actually Clifford's big body accidentally broke the wall.
 * Markiplier: Good idea.
 * MatPat: Which one?
 * Markiplier: This way.
 * MatPat: So, we are doing my idea?
 * Markiplier: Yes.
 * Fred: Hey everybody, it's me, Fred!
 * Fred: So you think I am a joke?
 * Markiplier: Yes! You pouty idiot!
 * Fred: But you don’t know about my evil powers.
 * Ian Hecox: Evil powers? What sort? Making everyone hate you?
 * Fred: (high-pitched) The power of my high-pitched voice! Oh, and my newly found dark magic!
 * MatPat: Oh please. Everyone knows that youe a joke.
 * Fred: (in a deep voice) No!
 * Let Me Explain Studios: Damn, you'rre darker then I thought.
 * Fred: Now to cause chaos!
 * Jacksepticye: What the? He is legit!
 * TheOdd1sOut: Man, Lucas is really digging up with this character. I mean trying to kill us all?
 * Fred: Who said anything about killing?
 * Markiplier: (whispers) I highly suggest that we have to report YouTube about this.
 * Fred: (hearing the whisper) No!
 * TheOdd1sOut: Mind your business you piece of shi...
 * ItsAlexClark: Woah, when did you learn how to hear whispers from your high-pitched voice?
 * Fred: I'm the stereotypical villain! Now I am going to flee and create an army!
 * MatPat: Well, he's gone.
 * TheOdd1sOut: Psh, what kinda people would join him?
 * MatPat: There's an extensive list. Jake Paul, Logan Paul, Annoying Orange, Rebecca Black, the list could go on. Not forgetting to mention if he got dark magic, he could brainwash any of us, and some YouTubers have Dark alter-egos. But hey, that’s just a theory.
 * Markiplier: Guys, I'm going on an epic quest to stop Fred. I need some help. So, who wants to help?
 * Anthony: Me and Ian could.
 * Ian: Certainly.
 * IHateEverything: I guess.
 * PewDiePie: I'm not in.
 * MatPat: If you aren’t in, just don’t say anything.
 * Brizzy: I can help.
 * Markiplier: Good, now I got my team. Everyone else, screw you!