Character Development is The Devil

Character Development is The Devil is the second issue of Marvel NEW’s Forbush Man series.

Synopsis
After meeting the mysterious Two and his friend Six, Forbush Man sets out on a quest to erase Marvel NEW from existence.

Plot
Forbush Man, Two and Six are seen walking down the street.

Two: If we are going to wipe this god forsaken rerboot out of existence we'll need to prove how terrible it is.

Forbush Man: Are you a pedophile?

Everyone stops in their tracks.

Forbush Man: I mean, you're a grown ass man and Six looks like she's like fifteen, so why are you palling around with her?

Two and Six look at each other in silence.

Two: As I was saying...

Later, they are all seen holding signs protesting the reboot.

Forbush Man: ...This was your plan?

Two: Well yeah, what else are we supposed to do?

Forbush Man: You can do plenty of stuff! For example, point out how terribly written Spider-Man is.

Forbush reaches in to nothingness and pulls out a chart.

Forbush Man: For example, Spider-Man is a teenager again, the first story was terrible, Firestar is a teenager again, a BUNCH of people are out of character, Iceman is a teenager again, the current arc is dragging, Spider-Man is a tee-

Two: Okay, okay, we get it...

Forbush Man: Oh I haven't even gotten started! It's been ages and so far no one has stepped up and said "yeah this is how the universe rebooted!" Spider-Man's new costume is the stupidest thing EVER! Punisher is just B****n with guns! And further more--

A large explosion goes off

Forbush Man: Holy crap on a cracker!

All of them run over to the area, revealing some big muscley guy in red.

Explosionaut: I am the mighty Explosionaught! With my incredible power to cause explosions with my hands I will rule the world!

Forbush Man: Oh great, a stupid as hell villain with cliché motives...

Explosionaut: How dare you mock my power! I will-

Forbush throws a rock at him, knocking him out cold. Everyone cheats.

Girl: How can we ever thank you?

Forbush Man: Uhh... hate Marvel NEW?

Girl: I don't know what that is but okay!

She runs off.

Two: Of course!

Forbush Man: Uh-

Two: You may be a parody superhero but you're still a superhero! That means every time you save the day everyone chears for you and tries to find a way to repay you! All we need to do is stop a bunch of crimes and tell everyone they can repay you by hating Marvel NEW! It's brilliant!

Forbush Man: Don't take this as an insult... that's the smartest thing you've said all day.

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