Marvel Spotlight (Marvel;Re)/Deadpool: A Man of Culture

Deadpool: Man of Culture is an issue in Marvel Spotlight.

Synopsis
Deadpool here, just read the damn comic! I am not going to bother to spoil the plot.

Transcript
The issue begins with Deadpool in a chair smoking a pipe and petting a cat. It cuts to immediately after Gwenpool rejecting Deadpool as he is angry. Deadpool hums and marches into the Daily Bugle. Robbie Robertson comes.
 * Deadpool: Greetings low lives of the internet. It's your favorite bitch Deadpool. This scene is non canon to Marvel;Re as I am just saying that kids get the fuck off this page because this is not for fucking kids, two this is after Gwenpool but before X-men issue four and three if this issue introduces a status quo change, I will wear a strapless bikini and dance to a Tik Tok song. Well now to the actual story.
 * Deadpool: Fuck! She left! Now I am roommateless and now I have to pay full rent! Why the hell did I try to get her to be my sidekick?! I need to find a roommate...
 * Deadpool: I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO SOMEONE!
 * Robbie: What the fuck do you want?
 * Deadpool: You control the newspapers, right?