The Chipmunks and Chipettes’ Thriller Night

Premise idea
The Chipmunks and Chipettes' Thriller Night is a Halloween special from Disney.

Transcript
It’s a dark and spooky Halloween night in Toontown and everything is in peace and quiet. Suddenly screaming is coming from the Ink and Paint Club.

Alvin: (bursts out of the Ink and Paint Club) For the love of Toby, make it stop! I can't get it out of my head!

Johnny 5: Yo-ho laydee-odl-lee-o, yo-ho laydee-odl-ay, yo-ho laydee-odl-lee-o, laydee-odl-lee olé!

Brittany: Alvin, are you okay? I've never heard you scream like that before!

Johnny 5: Yeah, what's the matter with you, man? What kind of person screams when they see singing nuns?

Alvin: It's Halloween, Johnny! That's not the kind of thing I want to see tonight!

Johnny 5: Okay, fine, Mister King of Halloween, what DID you want to see tonight?

Alvin: Oh, I don't know, something with MUMMIES, or a man-eating plant, or even a zombie or two!

Johnny 5: Zombies don't know how to laydee-o-dl-lay-ee-oo.

Alvin: That is my point!

Eleanor: Somebody wants zombies for Halloween.

Theodore: But I wanted a song.

Jeanette: (having an idea on how to have some singing and zombies at the same time) Why don't we have a musical routine?

Simon: Great idea, Jeanette, a scary musical!

Johnny 5: Yeah, and guess who's starring in it too?

(everything goes dark)

Alvin: Now what?

Suddenly organ music begins to play in a familiar fashion. The lights on the Ink and Paint Club begin to flash as S.A.I.N.T. Prototype Number 4 plays the shamisen while Johnny 5, Simon, Theodore, The Chipettes, and the Three Stoogebots start to move to the beat.

Johnny 5: (singing) It's after midnight

And something rough is heading up the block

Alvin: I'm calling a taxi.

Johnny 5: (laughs) Oh yeah, I got rhythm! (singing) It's such a big fight

Jeanette and Eleanor join in: (singing) That your heart is gonna stop

Johnny 5: (singing) From all the shock

Alvin: (groans to Johnny 5 in annoyance) Ugh, I hate it when you do this.

Three Stoogebots join in: (singing) You try to scream

Johnny 5: (singing) But terror takes the sound before you make it

Alvin: I know this song.

Simon and Theodore join in: (singing) You start to freeze

As horror looks you right between the eyes

Johnny 5: (singing) You're paralyzed

You hear the door slam

The door opens and Mike and Sully pops out

Mike and Sully join in: (singing) And realize there's nowhere left to run

Johnny 5: (singing) You feel the cold hand

The Hitchhiking Ghosts join: (singing) And wonder if you'll ever see the sun

Fievel, Tanya and the Brisby Family join in: (singing) You close your eyes

Johnny 5: (singing) And hope this is just your imagination

Alvin: Will you make it stop?

Diamond Dogs join in: (singing) Nasty surprise!

You hear the creature creepin' up behind

Johnny 5: (singing) You're out of time

They're out to get you

There's demons closing in on every side

Alvin: Oh no you don't!

Johnny 5: (singing) They will possess you

Unless you change the number on your dial

Harmony Bear, Cheer Bear, Share Bear, Love-a-lot Bear and Sweet Sakura Bear join in: (singing) Now it's the time

For you and I to cuddle close together

Crows join in: (singing) Althrough the night

We'll save you from the terrors on the screen

Johnny 5: (singing) I'll make you see

Alvin: I give up.

Brittany: Excuse me.

Johnny 5: (chuckles) You think that's good? You should do the Tito!

Alvin: We've talked about this! You know how I fell about spontaneous musical outbursts?

The gang passes by the entrance of the war graveyard.

Vincent Price: (narrating) Darkness falls across the land

The midnight hour is close at hand

Creatures crawl in search of blood

To terrorize y'awl's neighborhood

Prince Hans, Grizzle, Mother Gothel, and Gargamel emerge from their graves as zombies.

Vincent Price: (narrating) And whosoever shall be found

Gaston, Dr. Facilier, Frollo, 1011001, Cyborg, Shinobi, Saitine, Sorceress, and Zombie emerge from their catacombs as zombie. Zombie bumps his own head.

Vincent Price: (narrating) Without the soul for getting down

Morag the Tulgah Witch emerges from beneath the tree as a zombie.

Vincent Price: (narrating) Must stand and face the hounds of hell

Ursula, Percival McLeach, Commander Rourke, Bill Sykes, and Cycloptopus emerge from the waters as zombies.

Vincent Price: (narrating) And rot inside a corpse's shell

Scar, Zira, Nuka, Ratigan, Sabor, Mor'du, Sher Khan, Jenner, Sullivan, the Grand Duke of Owls, and Queen Chrysalis emerge from the tar pits as zombies.

Johnny 5: (singing) You're trapped in Thriller

Here tonight

Your brain may say it's wrong but...

Zombies: (singing) But in your heart you know it's right

Johnny 5: (singing) You know it's Thriller

If you might

Try fighting for your life when stuck in...

Thriller, thriller

Thriller

In the night

There won't be any chance

Against the thing with forty eyes now

Zombies: (singing) Thriller

Johnny 5: (singing) And though you might

Try running to survive when stuck in...

Thriller

Grizzle: Chiller!

Cyborg: Killer!

Dry Bowser: Diller!

Johnny 5: What Delight!