Alternate Marvel Cinematic Universe

"As if gamma accidents, radioactive bug bites, and assorted mutants weren't enough, I have to deal with a spoiled brat, who doesn't play well with others, who wants to keep all his toys to himself.

"Who the hell are you?"

"I am Nick Fury, director of SHIELD, and I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative,"

Nick Fury to Tony Stark.