Spider-Man (Marvel;Re Ultimate)/Issue 1

This is issue one of Spider-Man.

Transcript
It begins with Spider-Man swinging around New York, as suddenly he notices armored robbers robbing a bank. Soon Spider-Man swings in as he removes the gun from one of the robbers. The third robber proceeds to run towards Spider-Man with a knife as he flings the knife away. The robbers proceed to fire at Spider-Man as he just dodges the bullets and proceeds to web them up. He chuckles at his own joke as he swings off into the sunset. He checks as he gets a phone call. Peter hangs up as he soon arrives to school as he quickly takes off his costume and stuffs it in his bag. He then enters the school as he is immediately greeted by a punch in the face by Flash Thompson. Flash storms off as he sees Gwen sitting by her locker, reading a book.
 * Robber 1: Hands in the air!
 * Spider-Man: Oh look, it's the Three Musketeers!
 * Robber 2: Shut up… ummm Mr. Red Suit!
 * Spider-Man: Mr. Red Suit?! I have a name! And it's Spider Man!
 * Spider-Man: This is only my fourth bank robbery bust and they are already easy.
 * Spider-Man: I called you three the Three Musketeers. But now after fighting you three, you three are more of the Three Stooges.
 * Aunt May: Peter! You're on your way to school right?
 * Peter: Yes I am. I'm taking the subway.
 * Aunt May: Alright good. Do you have anything to eat?
 * Peter: I'll probably get a bagel at Starkbucks. Anyways see you!
 * Aunt May: Alright then.
 * Peter: What was that for?!
 * Flash: Gwen broke up with me! I need someone to take the rage out on.
 * Peter: (under his breath) Good.
 * Flash: What did you say Puberty Parker?
 * Peter: Don't you always call me Penis?
 * Flash: I can't think today! Shut up!
 * Peter: You broke up with Flash?
 * Gwen: Guess why he asked me out.
 * Peter: Because you're a hot blonde?
 * Gwen: Bingo, we have a winner. I'm just tired of people treating me like I am just boobs with a face.
 * Peter: At least you have me and Harry.
 * Gwen: Yeah… you two are great friends.

She puts down her book and gives Peter a friend hug. It cuts to an OsCorp building as Norman Osborn, who is coughing heavily, as he sees Dr. Nels Van Adder and his assistant Mendell Stromm.


 * Norman: Dr. Adder, you said you have developed a cure to my disease?
 * Nels: Yes the Oz Formula. To make sure this is how you would want it, I have decided to test it on myself.
 * Norman: But you (coughs) don't have the illness.
 * Nels: That's the neat thing. I didn't design it to cure your illness, I designed it to basically bring forth immortality. Stromm, inject me with the formula.

Stromm nods as he injects Nels with the Oz Formula.


 * Nels: Now, inject me with the non tampered sample of cance.

Stromm does so.


 * Norman: How do you know you won't get it?
 * Nels: Trust me. Okay, you want a more active example. Stromm, grab the shotgun and shoot me in the chest.
 * Norman: (coughing) You're insane.
 * Nels: No Mr. Osborn, I'm right. Stromm! Do it now!

Stromm grabs the shotgun and shoots Nels in the chest. Suddenly, the chest regenerates as Nels laughs.


 * Nels: See? It also gave me enhanced strength. Stromm, set down the watermelon.

He does so as Nels punches it, utterly destroying it.


 * Norman: Promising. But don't give it to me (coughs) yet. I don't know if it has side effects.
 * Nels: You're paranoid but I get your concerns. We shall see Mr. Osborn.

He shakes Norman's hand.