What if DreamWorks Pictures/DreamWorks Animation was founded in 1934?/Shrek: Happily Ever After/Transcript

Act 1
(DreamWorks Animation logo)

(film opens with the opening credits starting as "DreamWorks Pictures presents", "A PDI/DreamWorks productions" and title "Shrek Forever After", as it marked on the book. The book opens to reveal its story as the voice-over narrator reads)

Narrator: Once upon a time, a long time ago, a king and queen had a beautiful daughter named Fiona. But she was possessed by a terrible curse. By day, a lovely princess. By night, a hideous ogre. Only true love’s kiss could lift her curse. So Fiona waited in a tower, guarded by a dragon, until the day when her true love would arrive. But as the days turned into years, the King and Queen were forced to resort to more desperate measures.

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Rumpelstiltskin: (voice-over; reading in his furious tone) No one would have guessed that an ogre named Shrek, whose roar was feared throughout the land, would save the beautiful Princess Fiona. True love’s kiss led to marriage (furiously ribs of a page) and ogre babies! (ribs another page) The kingdom of Far Far Away was finally at peace. GOODY FOR THEM!! (Ribs the third) AND THEY LIVED (ribs the fourth) HAPPILY (ribs the fifth) EVER (ribs the sixth and last of the page) AFTER!!!!!

(Rumpel is then seen fuming over Shrek's story in the book, Pinocchio, who is now a librarian, arrives behind him)

Pinocchio: Uh, sir? You’re gonna have to pay for that.

Rumpelstiltskin: (claims down in his embarrassment) Oh! Maybe we could make a deal for it, little boy?

Pinocchio: Oh, I'm not a real boy.

Rumpelstiltskin: (grins evilly) Did you wanna be?

(Of course Pinocchio kicks him out from the library, which takes place in the town of Far Far Away, and thuds onto the road)

Pinocchio: (taunting) Nobody needs your deals anymore, "Grumpel Stinkypants"!

(Pinocchio shuts a door leaving the angry Rumpel gets up on his knees and glares at the ripped page depicted Shrek and Fiona)

Rumpelstiltskin: I wish that ogre was never born!

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