A Muppet Family Christmas 2 transcript

Prologue: The opening intro
Announcer: "It's time for some live entertainment on Freeform Channel, Disney productions presents A Muppet Family Christmas 2, appearing on Tonight's broadcast: Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, the great Gonzo, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter, Walter and many more of your most favorite Muppet friends."

[Music In Background]

The Muppet friends are driving around in the Electric Mayhem bus on their way to Fozzie's mother, Emily's house.

Kermit: It's our most favorite time of the year 

Gonzo: there'll be stockings for hanging and popcorn for popping and cheer

Bean: it's our most favorite time of the year

​Fozzie: it's our most favorite time of the year

Scooter: there'll be gifts for wrapping and chestnuts for toasting and cheer

Skeeter: it's our most favorite time of the year

Rowlf: it's our most favorite time of the year

Miss Piggy: the young kids will be laughing and dancers will be dancing and cheer

Janice: it's our most favorite time of the year

Swedish Chef: It's oooor must fefureete-a teeme-a ooff zee yeer

Mildred Huxtetter: there'll be cookies for baking and trees decorating and cheer

All Muppet friends: It's our most favorite time of the year

The Electric Mayhem bus eventually pulls right up to Emily's farm house.

Scene 1: Emily's farm house
Kermit: "Okay, gang, here we are, now I'll just ring the door bell, but only once, not twice."

Kermit walks right up to Emily's door step.

Kermit: [Ringing Door Bell]

Emily: "Oh, my son and his good friends must be here already."

Emily walks right over to the front door and opens the door to let Kermit, Fozzie and the others inside.

Emily: "Kermit, Fozzie, everybody, welcome back to my house, come inside and make yourselves nice and warm."

Kermit, Fozzie and the rest of the Muppet friends including Kermit and Miss Piggy's twin son and daughter, Toby and Bethany walk right inside Emily's farm house.

Toby: "Wow, Bethany, look at all of those wonderful Christmas decorations."

Bethany: "I know, Toby, even Mother and Daddy are enjoying it themselves."

Kermit: "Alright, you guys, right before the fun thrilled party can begin, I'm gonna tell all of you that I just invited more good friends to come over here."

Walter: "Who did you invite to this party, Kermit?"

Kermit: "I invited the gang from Sesame Street, the Big Blue House, the swamp, Frog Town Hollow, Dog City, Fraggle Rock and The Animal Show to this super thrilling Christmas house party."

Skeeter: "Wow, Kermit, that sounds like a lot of Christmas house party guests."

Fozzie: "In fact, here come the 1st guests right now."

Kermit looks right out the window and sees the Sesame Street gang members coming right up their door step.

Kermit: "Oh my gosh, it's the Sesame Street gang, I don't believe they're here!"

Cut to Ernie, Bert, Grover, Elmo, Big Bird, Telly, Baby Bear, Cookie Monster, Mr. Johnson, Rosita, Farley, Count Von Count, Herry, Snuffy, Zoe, Pairie Dawn, Gladys, Don Music, Forgetful Jones, Placido Flamingo, Oscar and the 2 Headed Monster outside.

Ernie: "Hey, Merry Christmas and happy holidays from Sesame Street, everybody!"

All Sesame Street gang members (except Oscar): Here we come a caroling, among the leaves so green

here we come a wand'ring, so fair to be seen

love and joy, come to you, and a merry Christmas too

so we send you and wish you a happy new year

and we send you a happy new year

Oscar: "I'm gonna stay outta this 1."

Oscar hides his head back inside his trash can.

Big Bird: we are not daily beggars that beg from door to door

but we are neighbors' children who you have seen before

All Sesame Street gang members (except Oscar): love and joy come to you, and a merry Christmas too

so we send you and wish you a happy new year

and we send you a happy new year

Ernie: but master and mistress as you sit by the fire

Bert: think of us poor children who wander in the mire

All Sesame Street gang members (except Oscar): love and joy come to you, and a merry Christmas too

so we send you and wish you a happy new year

and we send you a happy new year

Elmo: so bless the master of this house likewise the mistress too

Farley: and all the little children that round table, go

All Sesame Street gang members (except Oscar): love and joy come to you and a merry Christmas too

so we send you and wish you a happy new year

and we send you a happy new year…………

Forgetful Jones: "Alright, pardners, the Christmas house party is that way, let's go inside everybody."

The Sesame Street gang members enter the Muppet Family Boarding House.

Dr. Teeth: "Well, we're so thrilled you guys could make it."

They all walk right past Swedish Chef, who is preparing the Christmas party dinner and dessert foods in the kitchen.

Swedish Chef: Deck zee hells, let's throo thees perty

Singing Food: Fa la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Cookie Monster: "Oh boy, yummy good."

Rizzo: "Hey, you know what, Oscar? your trash can doesn't seem like a bad place t'sleep ova' in tonight."

Oscar: "Well, you're absolutely right, I wouldn't mind having a rat like you sleeping over in my trash can."

Telly: "So, Kermit, now that we're all here, let's just sit around and relax 'til the next guests get here."

Kermit: "Okay, Telly, good idea."

They all sit right back and relax, 'til they hear the next guests coming right up the door step.

Baby Bear: "Hey, I heaw them, I heaw the next guests coming wight up the doow step."

They all look out the window and see the Fraggle Rock gang coming right up their door step.

Gobo: "Happy Festival of the Bells from Fraggle Rock, everybody!"

Red: "Seasons greetings and yuletide carols!"

Mokey: "And best wishes from all of us!"

Wembley: "Let's go inside, everybody!"

Boober: "Yeah, let's go!"

Gobo, Red, Mokey, Wembley and Boober go inside Emily's farm house.

Emily: "Okay, we got the gang from Sesame Street and the gang from Fraggle Rock,"

Kermit: "and we're still waiting for our good friends from the swamp, the Big Blue House, Frog Town Hollow, Dog City and The Animal Show to arrive."

Mokey: "Wow, Kermit, that's a lot of good friends from other television shows."

Walter: "I even watch them on my DVD player at home in the Muppet Family Boarding House."

Wembley: "Look, you guys, Goggles, Croaker and Blotch are coming right up the door step."

Cut to Goggles, Croaker and Blotch walking right up the door step.

Goggles: "Merry Christmas and happy holidays from the swamp, everybody!"

Croaker: "Best wishes from all frogs and toads in the universe!"

Blotch: "And seasons greetings and yuletide carols to all of you around here!"

The 3 good friends enter the farm house.

Kermit: "Oh good, you guys are here, now why don't you make yourselves comfortable right before our good friends from the Big Blue House arrive, then other good friends from Frog Town Hollow, Dog City and the Animal Show."

Elmo: "Oh look, everybody, Elmo sees the gang from the Big Blue House."

Kermit: "Oh boy, they're here already."

Cut to Bear, Ojo, Treelo, Tutter, Pip and Pop walking right up to the door step......

Bear: "Merry Christmas and happy holidays from the Big Blue House, everybody!"

Ojo: "Mistletoe and snowflakes on the go!"

Treelo: "Here we come!"

Tutter: "I can hardly wait to enjoy the Christmas Eve dinner meal here!"

Pip and Pop: "So can we!"

The 6 good friends enter the farm house.

Kermit: "Good, very good, now we're still waiting for our good friends from Dog City to show up, hey, Gonzo, can you please give Artie a call on the telephone to make sure he's not too far away from here?"

Gonzo: "Yes, Kermit, I'll give him a call right away."

Gonzo goes right over to the wireless telephone and dials Artie's telephone number.

Gonzo (on wireless telephone): "Hello? Artie?"

Artie (on other wireless telephone): "Gonzo, is that really you?"

Gonzo (on wireless telephone): "Of course it's me, I was just calling to ask you where you are right now."

Artie (on the other wireless telephone): "Well, me and my dog friends from Dog City are still in San Francisco, but we'll be there shortly."

Gonzo (on wireless telephone): "Okay, we'll see you later when you arrive."

Gonzo and Artie both hang up the wireless telephones.

Gonzo: "Alright, I just got off the telephone with Artie, he said that he and his dog friends from Dog City are still in San Francisco, but they'll be here shortly."

Kermit: "Oh good, now we don't need to worry about them getting stuck in a great big snowstorm."

[Sounds Of Truck Engine Purring]

Robin: "Oh look, here they come right now."

Kermit looks right out the window.

Kermit: "Robin's absolutely right, the gang from Dog City has arrived."

Cut to Artie, Eliot, Colleen, Terri, Bruno, Bowser and Ms. Fluffé coming right up the door step.....

Artie: "Merry Christmas and happy holidays from Dog City, everybody!"

Eliot: "Plenty of mistletoe to go around!"

Colleen: "And seasons greetings and yuletide carols to all of you out there!"

Rowlf: (opening the door for his puppy dog friends and Ms. Fluffé) "The fun thrilled party's right this way, come inside, my good friends."

Terri: "Thanks a bunch, Rowlf."

Bruno: "I really appreciate it."

Bowser: "So do I."

Ms. Fluffé: "Such lovely manners indeed."

Kermit: "Okay, we have the Sesame Street gang, the Fraggle Rock gang, my other good friends, Croaker, Goggles and Blotch from the swamp, but we're still waiting for the gang from Frog Town Hollow to arrive."

Walter: "In fact, here they come right now!"

Kermit: "Oh my gosh, they're here already!"

Cut to the Frog Town Hollow gang arriving at the door step........

Emmett: "Merry Christmas and happy holidays from Frog Town Hollow, everybody!"

Ma Otter: "And seasons greetings and yuletide carols to all of you out there!"