Legacy of the Speed/Respeed

This is the first issue of Legacy of the Speed.

Transcript
It starts at FingerTown in the present day as Collin is shown sleeping after a night of work. He continues sleeping until Evelynn decides to surprise him by laying on his chest. They do so. Suddenly, they hear a sound coming from another room. She waves as they look embarrassed. Collin facepalms.
 * Collin: (while sleeping) Ah. At last, some rest...
 * Evelynn: Collin...
 * Collin: Eh?
 * Evelynn: How was the day?
 * Collin: Tiring. Who knew making and keeping peace between all of these lands and alternate worlds can be tiring? What about you, mi rosa de Guadalupe?
 * Evelynn: Guadalupe is in the Caribbean.
 * Collin: Ooops? Aren't you Mexican? Or were you Spanish?
 * Evelynn: Argentine. But you know I was born in the United States.
 * Collin: Si. How about your day?
 * Evelynn: Good. Now come over, I want some things from you.
 * Collin: Like?
 * Evelynn: Cuddle with me and let's get busy.
 * Collin: Oh, hawt!
 * Caitlin: (VO) Mom! Dad!
 * Evelynn: Caitlin?
 * Caitlin: What were you doing?
 * Collin: Well, when a man and a woman love each other too mu...
 * Caitlin: Wait, were you about to have sex?
 * Evelynn: Yeah.
 * Collin: Seriously?
 * Evelynn: Collin, she's a teenager, she already knows how it works.
 * Collin: But she's still my little kid to me.
 * Caitlin: (embarrassed) Dad! I'm 17! I'm surprised that I'm still a virgin!
 * Evelynn: Isn't 18 the legal age?
 * Caitlin: I'm sexually frustrated.