Duck Duck Goose

Duck Duck Goose is an Animated Sitcom created by American Actor and Comedian Jake Carter. It Premiered on Adult Swim in 2004, and has been running ever since as one of the network’s flagship shows.

Synopsis
In a world of anthromorphic animals, Two ducks and a Goose live in an apartment in Ashton, a small city on the Eastern Seaboard. Henry is a pedophile who uses his corkscrew-shaped dick as a screwdriver. Aaron just loves stalking his neighbors and fapping to pictures of Mia Farrow. Joe is the most mature of the bunch, but has a one-night stand every once in a while. When they are all together, nobody is safe.

Season One (2004)
While on a flight to San Diego, the gang is forced to find a way to land the plane after a small FedEx plane hits the jet and tears it in half. The pilots could probably land it, but they died when that happened.
 * 1) (Literal) Pilot (Aired January 4, 2004)

Theme Song Gag: None

2. Pedophilea, Prison Escapes And Lebron James (Aired January 14, 2004)

After clutching a Four-year-old’s butt at Chuck E. Cheese’s, Henry gets arrested and thrown in jail, so Joe tries to bust him out. Meanwhile, Aaron gets drunk and tries to bang Lebron James.

Theme Song Gag: The Logo is in Comic Sans.

3. Help me, I’m Having a Period! (Aired January 21, 2004)

After buying a Colorado River Toad from Micheal, Joe licks it and completely loses touch with reality. During all this, Aaron goes to rehab to deal with his chronic addiction to masturbation.