Asdfmovie: The Movie/Transcript

(The screen starts black and fades out. It shows the first frame of the first Asdfmovie. A click is heard, and the video plays.)

Nose Son: *giggles*

(His dad pretends to steal his nose.)

Nose Dad: Got your nose!

(The door slams open, and a cop is there.)

Cop: LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE! *repeatedly shoots gun*

(The Asdfmovie logo shows up while some music plays. Static appears not soon after, then disappears.)

Tie Guy: You gotta help me man, my tie is evil and it's gonna ki-

(The sequence was revealed to be a YouTube video, and it got paused. The screen slowly pans over to Tom, at the screen.)

Tom: *sigh*

(The scene changes to a dark kitchen. A giant jar of Marmite is sitting in the middle of it, next to someone covered in it.)

Marmite: It's almost time.

Evil Assistant: Time for what?

Marmite: Time to finish what we started.

Evil Assistant: Oh yeah! *reaches for sandwich* This marmite sandwich!

Marmite: No! You're such an idiot!

Evil Assistant: Well it's your fault for raising me like this!

Marmite: I didn't raise you like that! I didn't- ...wait.

(His assistant fades out of existence, along with the sandwich. Marmite was hallucinating due to all the isolation.)

Marmite: God, this isolation is getting to my head.

(zoom out)

Marmite: This has to be put to an end sooner or later...

(The scene changes to a celebration in the town of Gouldenberg. A giant banner that says "50 YEARS" is hanging. The opening credits appear in the bottom-left corner as the scene goes on.)

Club Guy: *dancing* Oh yeah! You can't even handle me right now!

Fancy Guy: Hmm, 'tis indeed quite the ruckus. But, I could get used to this.

Banana Guy: *sadly holding banana* Oh banana, you're the only one that understands me. Everyone's here dancing with their friends, and here I am, alone with you. What's wrong with me What's wrong with US?

(The banana says nothing.)

Club Girl: Okay guys, pay attention! I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna do a double backflip!

Jerry: Don't do it! You'll break something!

Club Girl: The only thing I'm gonna break is my streak of being a loser like you!

Jerry: That made absolutely no sense, but who cares?! You're an idiot anyway!

(The club girl attempts this and doesn't even do a single backflip. She face-plants on the ground,)

Jerry: Idiot.

(It zooms out, showing everyone partying their hearts out.)

TBA