User blog:MarvelDCandFantasyFanBoy12/Battle Pope Test Script

Test script thing for Battle Pope issue 1:

Transcript
It begins in a village as the demon Moloch is hugging a bunch of children while Battle Pope and Jesus are watching him.


 * Moloch: Me love children!
 * Battle Pope: (disgusted) Jesus, see? Moloch is a pedo. This is disgusting.
 * Jesus: Battle Pope, let's not rush to conclusions and kill demons willynilly.
 * Battle Pope: He said that he loves children! Who in their right mind says they love children?
 * Jesus: People who love children.
 * Battle Pope: Like a pedophile!
 * Jesus: Not like a pedophile.
 * Battle Pope: Okay Jesus, look, I am going to kill Moloch. If he isn't a pedophile, will you forgive me?
 * Jesus: Yes, because I am contractually obliged to forgive everyone.
 * Battle Pope: Thanks a ton!

He grabs his sword and drops down and starts brutally stabbing Moloch to death while yelling die. When he drops dead, the children start to cry as Battle Pope comforts the kids.


 * Battle Pope: Hey kids, the pedophile is dead. What's wrong.
 * Child #1: Pedophile? He was our dad!

Battle Pope gains a face of terror as in the background, Jesus starts laughing.


 * Jesus: I told you so!
 * Battle Pope: (now a little angry) Jesus, shut the fuck up!

The title card of the comic shows.