Dairy Of A Pity Man: Alyssa Rules

Dairy Of A Pity Man: Alyssa Rules Is A Fanmade Book And A Parody Of Dairy Of The Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules.

Plot
Dear Diary, Today started off like any other day. I woke up late, was grumpy on the bus, and got yelled at by my boss at Kroger. But then something happened that changed everything - Alyssa and her group of friends came into the store. I used to have a crush on Alyssa, but after what happened today, I'm not so sure anymore. She saw me stocking the cheese aisle and walked right up to me with Brianna and the others following close behind. "What are you doing here, loser?" Alyssa sneered. I tried to play it cool and act like I didn't care, but she punched me in the arm and grabbed me by the wrist. Before I knew it, I was lying on the ground with a face full of cheese. As she walked away laughing with her boyfriend and their friends, I couldn't help but feel a wave of pity wash over me. How could she be so mean? But then I realized - I don't need her approval or anyone else's. I may still work at Kroger, but I have bigger dreams and aspirations than bagging groceries for the rest of my life. I'm done feeling sorry for myself and letting other people bring me down. Starting tomorrow, I'm going to take charge of my life and do what makes me happy. And if Alyssa and her crew want to keep being the villains in my story, that's their loss. Goodnight, Diary. Here's to a new beginning-Trevor A. Blackmon (NOTE: This Story Is Not Real, And Only Fictional, And Is Not Meant to be Taken Seriously)