Ryan and Stella: Almost Cancelled/Transcript

Ryan and Stella: Almost Cancelled was released on TBD 2008.

Voice cast

 * Ryan Curcwald as Donald Trump
 * Stella McDonnell as Melania Trump and McDonald's cashier

Transcript
The skit start with a cashier attending people as Donald Trump comes to the balcony. She comes. She gives hers. She grabs it and uses it. Then, she serves them. They go into a table. She sighs as skit ends.
 * Cashier: Welcome to McDonald's, how can I help you?
 * Trump: Uh, yeah, my name is Donald J. Trump, real estate mogul and television personality. I want to order a... uh, Melania, can you come over here?
 * Melania: What is it, husband? Difficulty to choose?
 * Trump: Yeah, I need the credit card in your wallet.
 * Melania: Why?
 * Trump: Let's say I bet my wallet on poker.
 * Melania: Really? Ugh, fine.
 * Cashier: So, decided?
 * Trump: Yeah, I'll want a Big Mac with fries, a salad and a Diet Coke. And a chocolate shake for dessert. I don't have all day long, I have to be at NBC in the afternoon to film five episodes of The Apprentice in a row.
 * Melania: What the? What about me? I don't have the right to choose?
 * Trump: Calm down, Melania. Wait for your turn. The last thing I want is the media going after me for such nonsense. Get it?
 * Melania: Geez, I could marry that Bill Shatner guy and I wouldn't see the difference.
 * Cashier: What do you want, Mrs. Trump?
 * Melania: Let's see, I'll have a McChicken, a salad and a Diet Coke.
 * Cashier: Okay, you can pass the credit card.
 * Trump: Easy there, lady. How can I be sure you aren't a thief?
 * Cashier: Mr. Trump, I'm a respectful employee. I can grant you I'm not a thief.
 * Trump: Credit cards though?
 * Cashier: Absolutely.
 * Cashier: Enjoy. Bye.
 * Melania: So... How's the recordings?
 * Donald: Can't talk. Eating.

Voice cast

 * Ryan Curcwald as Mark Hamill
 * Stella McDonnell as Suicide Hotline Operator

Transcript
The skit starts with some random numbers being dialed up as someone answers.
 * Operator: Suicide Hotline, how can I help you?
 * Hamill: Hello, lady. You must recognize my voice, right?
 * Operator: Joker?
 * Hamill: Close, but I'm not Joker.
 * Operator: That raspy voice is familiar from somewhere... so... Luke Skywalker?
 * Hamill: No, I'm the actor who plays them! They are fictional characters! You idiot!
 * Operator: Oh, you're Mr. Mark Hamill. Big fan of your work, I was just playing around. Why are you calling a suicide hotline?