Andrew: The Sky is Falling/Transcript

This is the Transcript for “Andrew: The Sky is Falling”.

Andrew’s Father: [voice over; clears throat] Now, where to begin? [clicks tongue] How 'bout, "Once upon a time"?

[door slams and cuts to black]

Andrew’s Father: How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do somethin' else. [gasps] I got it, I got it, here we go. Here's how to open a movie!

[opening to Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile plays briefly, then dies out]

Andrew’s Father: No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar. Doesn't it, to you?

[cuts to a Storybook Opening]

Andrew’s Father: Oh, no, no, not the book. How many have seen "opening the book" before?

[brakes screech]

Andrew’s Father: Close the book. We're not doing that. Here's what we're gonna do. Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worse?

Andrew Martin: Run for your lives! Everyone run for cover! SOS! Mayday! Mayday! Code red! Jack Paul and cover! You're all in danger!

Tom: Ah!

[babies crying]

[grunting]

Andrew Martin: Run for cover!

[steer bellows]

Andrew Martin: Run for your lives!

[squealing]

[ringing]

[siren wails]

Andrew Martin : Emergency! Emergency!

[screaming]

Bill: Whoa!

Both: Whoa!

All: Aaah!

[babies crying]

Andrew Martin: (O.S.) Run for your lives!

Female Citizen: Look out! Take cover!

[Raiders of the Lost Ark Theme]

[car horns honking]

[screaming]

Andrew Martin: Run for cover!

Firefighter: [coughs] Andrew Martin! What is it? What's going on?

Andrew Martin: The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

Tom: The sky is falling?

Kai: Are you crazy?

Andrew Martin: No, no, no! It's true! Come with me!

Andrew’s Father: No. Son? What?

Andrew Martin: It happened under the old oak tree! I'm not making this up. It's here. [stammering] There's a piece of the sky somewhere.....somewhere on the ground. It was shaped Iike that!

Kylie: It Iooks Iike a stop sign?

Andrew Martin: Yes! Only it doesn't say "stop" and it's blue and it has a cloud on it. And it hit me on the head! It Iooked Iike a stop sign.

Person: Wait What's that?

Andrew’s Father: Son, is this what hit you?

Andrew Martin: Oh, no, Dad. It was definitely a piece of the sky!

Andrew’s Father: A piece of a sky. It's OK, everyone! There's been, Iike, a Iittle mistake. It was just an acorn that-that hit my son. A Iittle acorn that hit my son.

Andrew Martin: No! Dad, no.

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