Team Fortress: The Movie

Team Fortress: The Movie is a computer-animated sci-fi action buddy comedy musical family film that is based of Valve's (1999 - 2008's) war themed hat simulator PlayStation game franchise. The film is of course directed by Jasim M. Awwad and co-directed by Kevin Munroe,  the film is also produced by Seth Green and is of course co-produced by David Wohl and Brad Foxhoven, and is written by Kevin Munroe, Robin Walker, and Matt Groening. The movie will be featuring 3 new classes the Ninja, the Mutant, and the Conduit and will also have some of the original voices in the movie too. The production companies are 20th Century Fox and Shadow Machine Films and of course is also distributed by Source Filmmaker, Rainmaker Entertainment, Blockade Entertainment, Cinema Management Group, PlayStation Originals, Hasbro Studios, and also by Valve Blizzard Studios. The original score is by Christopher Drake and Michael Giacchino, additional music by Jingle Punks, and the theme song is called "Meet the Crew" by Eminem and Timbaland ft. Kayne West.

 PLOT:  

The Creators of "Jackson Raul", "Crash Bandicoot: The Movie", "Robot Chicken", "Futurama", "Madagascar", "Escape From Planet Earth", and "Team Fortress 2" brings you a film so action packed and so amazing that it is guaranteed to blow your mind and (Laurence Fishburne) will be telling the story. In the early 20th century a man named Zephaniah Mann (Brendan Gleason) and his two sons, Redmond (Paul Giamatti) and Blutarch (Danny McBride) Mann bought land that belonged to Zephaniah's brother Floyd Mann A.K.A the Devil (John Malkovich) and it made him angry because it gotten exposed to Saxton Hale (Jasim M. Awwad) when he crashed the party. He discovered that the Devil had mortal sacrifices in the past decade, every year the Devil and his fellow demons would snatch people who would cross over his land and sacrifice them to his father's grave in order to free him and conquer the world. But when he gives the Staff of Internal Death to Grey Mann (Steve Martin), who is Zephaniah's lost son, his chance was ruined by Saxton Hale as he saves everyone including a women named Mags (Jada Pinkett Smith), causing the Devil to kill his own brother on his 80th birthday. When Redmond and Blutarch the Devil told them that it was their fault, that if they didn't do the surprise for their father he would still be alive, Redmond and Blutarch started blaming each other for his death, causing them to fight and then in the 21th century they hired 12 mercenaries for each team red and blu and put up what is called the Gravel Wars. The first is the Scout (Nathan Vetterlein and Ryan Reynolds), the second is the Soldier (Rick May and Steve Carell), the third is the Ninja (Henry Hayashi and Ryan Potter), the forth is the Pyro (Seth Rogen and Cedric The Entertainer), the fifth is the Mutant (Noel Fisher and Mike Myers), the sixth is the Engineer (Grant Goodeve and Dan Aykroyd), the seventh is the Heavy (Gary Schwartz and Vin Diesel), the eighth is the Demoman (Idris Elba and Samuel L. Jackson), the ninth is the Medic (Jim Carrey and Stephen Colbert), the tenth is the Sniper (John Patrick Lowrie and Andy Serkis), the eleventh is the Spy (Dennis Bateman and George Clooney), and the twelfth is the Conduit (Arnold Schwarzenegger and John Cena).

 CAST: 

Red Scout: Nathan Vetterlein

Red Soldier: Rick May

Red Ninja: Henry Hayashi

Red Pyro: Seth Rogen

Red Mutant: Noel Fisher

Red Engineer: Grant Goodeve

Red Heavy: Gary Schwartz

Red Demoman: Idris Elba

Red Medic: Jim Carrey

Red Sniper: John Patrick Lowrie

Red Spy: Dennis Bateman

Red Conduit: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Redmond Mann: Paul Giamatti

Blu Scout: Ryan Reynolds

Blue Soldier: Steve Carell

Blu Ninja: Ryan Potter

Blu Pyro: Cedric The Entertainer

Blu Mutant: Mike Myers

Blu Engineer: Dan Aykroyd

Blu Heavy: Vin Diesel

Blu Demoman: Samuel L. Jackson

Blu Medic: Stephen Colbert

Blu Sniper: Andy Serkis

Blu Spy: George Clooney

Blu Conduit: John Cena

Blutarch Mann: Danny McBride

Zephaniah Mann: Brendan Gleeson

Grey Mann: Steve Martin

The Administrator: Roseanne Barr

Miss Pauling: Jenny Slate

Merasmus: Hank Azaria

Bombonomicon: Zac Efron

Spy's Sapper: Scott Adsit

Reggie: RJ Cyler

Jackie: Jeff Dunham

Brent: Channing Tatum

The Devil: John Malkovich

Saxton Hale, Hades, Rappy: Jasim M. Awwad

Mags: Jada Pinkett Smith

Keith Lou: Ralph Fiennes

And The Narrator: Laurence Fishburne

 ADDITIONAL VOICES: 

Cleb: Tom Hanks

Sionis North: Eddie Izzard

Blake Terry: Jordan Peele

The Mayor: William Shanter

The Mayor's Assistant: Johnny Depp

Gloria: Emily Blunt

Demon Scout, Robot Scout: Billy West

Demon Soldier, Robot Soldier: Nolan North

Demon Ninja, Robot Ninja: Daniel Henney

Demon Pyro, Robot Pyro: J.B Smoove

Demon Mutant, Robot Mutant: John DiMaggio

Demon Engineer, Robot Engineer: Bruce Willis

Demon Heavy, Robot Heavy: Ed Helms

Demon Demoman, Robot Demoman: Phil Lamarr

Demon Medic, Robot Medic: Harland Williams

Demon Sniper, Robot Sniper: Chris Hemsworth

Demon Spy, Robot Spy: Maurice LaMarche

Demon Conduit, Robot Conduit: Hulk Hogen

Headless Horsemann: Robin Atkin Downes

Olivia Mann: Scarlett Estevez

Grey's Eagle: Woody Harrelson

Young Redmond: Robert Downey Jr.

Young Blutarch: Chris Evans

Young Zephaniah: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Young Devil: Liev Schreiber

Young Administrator: Ellen McLain

Young Saxton Hale: Armie Hammer

Young Mags: Uzo Aduba

Young Keith Lou: Johan Hill

A.S.D.P: Christine Baranski

Queen Navaro: Jenifer Lewis

Demoman's Mother: Wanda Sykes

Sniper's Father: Steven Wright

Sniper's Mother: Sofia Vergara

Male Civilian 1, Male Lost Soul 1: Jason Simpson

Female Civilian 1, Female Lost Soul 1: Ashly Burch

Male Civilian 2, Male Lost Soul 2: Ian James Corlett

Female Civilian 2, Female Lost Soul 2: Imelda Staunton

Male Civilian 3, Male Lost Soul 3: Mario Lopez

Female Civilian 3, Female Lost Soul 3: Emma Stone

Male Civilian 4, Male Lost Soul 4: Al Roker

Female Civilian 4, Female Lost Soul 4: Keke Palmer

Male Civilian 5, Male Lost Soul 5: Martin Freeman

Female Civilian 5, Female Lost Soul 5: Alex Borstein

Red and Blu Team Computer: Brian Dobson

Annoyed Lost Soul: Paul F. Tompkins

Welcome To The Underworld Demon: John Farley

Grey's Deathtrons: Brian Drummond

Taxi Driver: Bob Bergen

SOUNDTRACK:

"Happy Birthday": Written by Jasim M. Awwad and Michael Giacchino, Produced by Timbaland and Mark Graham, and performed by Paul Giamatti and Danny McBride.

"Drop It, Don't Pop It":