Star vs. the Forces of Evil: The Movie (Transcript)

(Disney Presents Logo)

(Opening Scene)

Narrator:

(Opening Credits)

A WALT DISNEY ANIMATION STUDIOS and DISNEY TELEVISION ANIMATION Production

A DARON NEFCY Film

STAR VS. THE FORCES OF EVIL: THE MOVIE

EDEN SHER

ADAM McARTHUR

ZOE SALDANA

JENNY SLATE

ALAN TUDYK

GREY GRIFFIN

MICHAEL C. HALL

ALEC BALDWIN

with

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

and

JOHN GOODMAN

Casting by SARA JANE SHERMAN

Music by BRAD TYLER

Themes from the Opening series by BRAD BREEK & BRIAN H. KIM

Editors DARREH T. HOLMES and TED SUPA

Based on the Characters by DARON NEFCY

Executive Producers DARON NEFCY, DAVE WASSON, JORDANA ARKIN, MICHAEL MULLEN

Produced by MICHAEL MULLEN and ALAN ZASLOVE

Story by GILLIAN CARR, BRENDA WOODING, JOSS WHEDON, TAB MURPHY, IRENE MECHI, JONATHAN ROBERTS, DAVID REYNOLDS, LINDA WOOLVERTON

Screenplay by DARON NEFCY, TOM KLEIN, TAD STONES, DARON NEFCY, BOB SCHOOLEY, MARK McCORKLE, MARTIN ANSOLABEHERE, AARON HAMMERSLEY, DOMINIC BISIGNANO

Co-Directed by JOSS WHEDON

Directed by DARON NEFCY

Bats: It's gonna get a little weird.

Kitty Cats: It's gonna get a little wild.

Beavers: She ain't around here.

Ponies: She's from Another Dimension.

Squirrels: It's gonna get a little weird.

Baby Bugs: It's gonna have a good time.

Rabbits: She ain't around here.

Ducks: She's from another WOO-HOO!

Porcupine: YEAH!

Rainbows: We're talking Rainbows.

Puppies: We're talking Puppies.

ALL: PUH-PUH, PUH-PUH, PUH-PUH, PUUUUUUHHH!!! It's gonna get a little weird, it's gonna get a little wild, she ain't around here!

Opera Dolphin: She's from another dimension!!!!!!!!!!

(Black Screen is broken when the Movie on exterior shot of Mewni)

Man Narrator: Ah... Far Far Away, in a magical land called Mewni, lived a princess - Star Butterfly.

Star: Rail Slide!

Man Narrator: Well, some people have called her reckless and irresponsible just because... She fights monsters, Cut to shot of a unicorn drinking from a creek, and tame wild unicorns.

Star: Yee-Haw!

Man Narrator: She likes to have fun! And she's about to have a whole lot more because today is her 14th birthday! And according to tradition, her mom the queen has to bestow upon to our greatest family heirloom: the royal magic wand!

Star: [Panting Excitedly]

Queen Butterfly: Now, Star, this wand is a big responsibility. If it falls into the hands of evil forces, the universe could be destroyed.

Star: [Laughing]

Star: [Gasps] Don't worry, Mom. I can handle it.

King and Queen Butterfly: She can't handle it.

Star: No! I can be good! Please! Don't send me to St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses!

[Thunder strikes. Cut to shot of Star being sent to St. Olga's Reform School on a conveyor belt while screaming. Cut back to Star still screaming while clinging to her mother's dress.]

King Butterfly: Sweetheart, we're not sending you there.

Star: No!

Queen Butterfly: ...Yet.

Male Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, I announce that they will be on the guest appearances starring is it Jackie Lynn Thomas when she's following in love with Marco Diaz, Is it Brittney Wong who's a cheerleader or something, Alfonzo or Ferguson the best buddies, Justin, Lars, Janna, Sabrina, with the Cameo Appearances are the freaky one it's supposed to be a Dracula, is it Miss Skullnick was a bargain, is it Soos Pines who likes to be called dudes, and don't forget the one who is a Black & White Cat from the Wowser comic strip is, Ratso Catso.