The Sonic, Mario and Donkey Kong Crossover Special/Transcript

Intro

 * (Begins with an AoStH intro, then switches to a Super Mario World intro then a Donkey Kong Country intro until the intros switch randomly then changes to a "The Sonic, Mario and Donkey Kong Crossover Special" logo.)

[Scene: Dr. Robotnik's Fortress]

 * (The screen fades to Dr. Ivo Robotnik's repaired fortress.)
 * Dr. Robotnik: (off-screen inside) At last, my new and improved (The screen fades to Dr. Robotnik, inside the fortress) fortress has finally been repaired! And now, all I'll have to do is to call on my henchmen... Scratch! Grounder!
 * (Scratch and Grounder come out of their bedroom doors)
 * Scratch and Grounder: (in unison) Scratch and Grounder, reporting for duty, Dr. Robotnik, sir!
 * Dr. Robotnik: I order you two to capture the hedgehog, that pesky fox and his feeble fellows, and bring them to my fortress!
 * Grounder: Why would you want them, your nastiness?
 * Dr. Robotnik: Because, you idiot, I'm going to invent my Alternate Universe Portal to trap them all forever! Now bring them to me, or I'll turn (to Grounder) you into a washing machine and (to Scratch) you into a cotton candy maker!
 * Scratch and Grounder: (in unison) Oh, please, Dr. Robotnik! We'll do anything! Please, anything!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Now get to work, NOW!!
 * Scratch: Yes, your dastardliness!
 * Grounder: We'll be on our way, your maliciousness!
 * (Scratch and Grounder dash off to the exit)
 * Dr. Robotnik: And don't come back until you have found Sonic and his friends!

[Scene: Sonic's Birthday Party]

 * (Fades to Sonic's friends from AoStH, SatAM, Sonia, Manic and Knuckles from Underground being invited to Sonic's birthday party.)
 * Sonic's friends: Surprise! Happy birthday, Sonic!
 * Sonic: Another birthday party?
 * Sally: Yep, a party dedicated to you!
 * Sonic: Thanks for surprising me, Knuckles, Bunnie, Antoine, Rotor, Dulcy, Weasley, Da Bears, Caninestein, Von Schlemmer, Spelunk, MacHopper, Robotnik Jr., Miss Possum, Catty, Robot, Sonia, Manic and Sally Acorn. This has became the best party ever!
 * Tails: You're welcome, Sonic! (gives Sonic a present) And we even got you presents!
 * (Scratch and Grounder watch with their binoculars from the bushes.)
 * Scratch: Grounder, it's time to catch them!
 * Grounder: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Let's do it!
 * (Cuts to Sonic opening his present, revealing new speed shoes.)
 * Sonic: Wow! New speed shoes?! Those are amazing!
 * (Scratch and Grounder come out of the bushes and trap Sonic and all of his friends in a bag.)
 * Scratch: Baha-hahaaaaaa!! We caught you red-handed! Come with us! Dr. Robotnik would like a word with you!
 * Grounder: Heh-heh! Yeah! A word!
 * (Scratch and Grounder take their prisoners inside the bag to Robotnik's fortress.)

[Scene: Dr. Robotnik's Fortress]

 * (Inside the fortress, the two henchbots release Sonic and his friends from the bag.)
 * Dr. Robotnik: Well done, Scratch and Grounder! You did a very great job! And as for you, my prisoners, I am about to switch the power to the A.U.P. on!
 * Manic: A.U.-What?
 * Dr. Robotnik: Alternate Dimension Portal!
 * Sonia: A vortex that traps us inside an alternate universe!
 * Dr. Robotnik: You're such a smart one! Now, prepare to be doomed!
 * (Dr. Ivo Robotnik presses the "ON" button which sends him, his badniks, Sonic and his friends to an alternate universe.)
 * Dr. Robotnik, Scratch and Grounder, Sonic and his friends: (screaming while being sucked inside the portal)

[Scene: The Beach]

 * (In the beach, we see Coconuts, lying down in the sand, who's drowned in the episode, "Robo-Ninjas." The camera zooms to him. The ghost of Coconuts comes out from his body.)
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: (laughs maniacally) I'm alive, again! Now all I have to do is to capture that blue hedgehog and I'll become the leader of the S.S.S.S.S. Squad! Yeah, yeah! (laughs again)

[Scene: Dome City]

 * (Fades to Dinosaur World, where Sonic and his friends come out of the portal falling down from the sky.)
 * Sonic: (fell down) Oof!
 * (Stars circle around Sonic's head. Sonic shakes his head, removing all the stars.)
 * Sonic: Where are we?
 * Manic: I dunno, bro.
 * Robotnik Jr.: Me neither.
 * Tails: I think we've travelled back in time to the past.
 * Sonic: I think so too, lil' bro. There's no one here!
 * (Oogtar walks in and sees Sonic and his friends.)
 * Oogtar: Huh? Who you?
 * Sonic: I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, Mr. Caveman, sir, and this is Tails, Sonia, Manic, Knuckles, and my friends.
 * Oogtar: (shakes Sonic's hand) Me Oogtar! Oogtar happy to meet blue hedgehog! Hey! We got new guys!
 * (The cavepeople come in along with Yoshi.)
 * Sonic: What're all of your cavefriends doing here? (to Yoshi) And who're you?
 * Yoshi: Me Yoshi! Yoshi happy to meet newcomers! (licks Sonic's face)
 * Sonic: Ew! Stop!
 * ??? (voiced by Walker Boone): Oogtar and Yoshi!
 * ??? (voiced by Tony Rosato): There you are!
 * (The three newcomers reveal Princess Toadstool, Luigi and Mario.)
 * Mario: What are you doing here?
 * Luigi: And who are those guys?
 * Sonic: I'm Sonic! I'm a hedgehog!
 * Tails: And I'm Tails!
 * Sonia: I'm Sonia, and...
 * Manic: I'm Manic, dude!
 * Sally: I'm Sally Acorn, and this is Bunnie, Antoine, Rotor, and Dulcy.
 * Mario: Hello, newcomers! I'm Mario, and this is my lil' brother, Luigi Mario.
 * Princess: I'm Princess Toadstool.
 * Mario: What brings you here?
 * Sonic: We have to get back to Mobius for my birthday party.
 * Tails: But there's no way to make a portal to bring us back.
 * (Cuts to Professor Von Schlemmer and Caninestein.)
 * Caninestein: Perhaps we can help!
 * Schlemmer: Ja! We can make a portal for us, and we'll go home again!
 * Sonic: Hey, good thinkin', Professors!
 * Tails: We could get out of here in no time at this rate!
 * Mario: But before you get back home, you need to help us!
 * Luigi: Our problem is that King Koopa is back!
 * Knuckles: Who's King Koopa?
 * Princess: Only the evilest dictator and king of the most dangerous creatures in the Mushroom Kingdom!
 * Sonic: He seems kind of bad. Well, OK. We'll help you. I wonder where Robotnik and his crew are at this time.

[Scene: Dr. Robotnik's Fortress]

 * (Fade transition)
 * (Coconuts' ghost goes inside the fortress and sees a portal.)
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: *gasp* An Alternate Universe Portal! Sonic must be in here! I'm going in! (jumps inside the portal as he laughs maniacally)

[Scene: King Koopa's Fortress]

 * (Fades to King Koopa's Fortress.)
 * (Inside the fortress, Dr. Robotnik, Scratch and Grounder enter King Koopa's throne room.)
 * Grounder: Your supremeness, where are we?
 * Dr. Robotnik: (quiet) *shushing* Be quiet, you idiot! (to Scratch) And you too!
 * (A silhouette shaped like King Koopa snaps his fingers as a gang of Mechakoopas come in. Dr. Robotnik and his badniks stare in shock.)
 * Silhouette (King Koopa): (evil laugh)
 * Scratch: What was that?!
 * Grounder: Beats me, Scratch.
 * Dr. Robotnik: Who are you?
 * (King Koopa comes out of the dark.)
 * King Koopa: It is I, King Koopa! The most evilest, scariest and rottonest of them all!
 * Dr. Robotnik: What? YOU?! No you're not! I am!
 * King Koopa: Says who?!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Dr. Ivo Robotnik, that's who!
 * King Koopa: (laughs) I like your spunk, Doctor!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Oh, really? And I like your tone.
 * King Koopa: You look like you can be my new partner in crime!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Partner, huh? I like that. Alright, I'm in!
 * King Koopa: You're hired! What do you say we take the plumbers down?
 * Dr. Robotnik: Yes! And Sonic and his friends too!
 * King Koopa: Never heard of them.
 * Dr. Robotnik: Sonic the blue speedy hedgehog, his little two-tailed friend, Tails, and the rest of their friends, are my arch-enemies!
 * King Koopa: I also have my arch-enemies too! Mario, the plumber dressed in red, Luigi, his brother dressed in green, Toadstool, princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, Yoshi, the green dino-twerp pet of the Mario brothers, and the rest of the cavepeople!
 * (Dr. Robotnik and King Koopa shake their hands as they laugh evilly, along with Scratch and Grounder.)

[Scene: Dome City]

 * (Fade transition)
 * (The two professors, Caninestein and Von Schlemmer are building the Alternate Dimension Portal.)
 * Mario: Any sign of Koopa yet, lil' brother?
 * Luigi: No, not yet, Mario.
 * Princess: Well, the professors should be done building the portal by now.
 * Sonic: We're waiiiitiiiiiiiiiing!
 * (The two professors finished building the portal.)
 * Caninestein: All done! This portal will take us back home in no time!
 * Von Schlemmer: Ja, and the bad news is, uh, we don't know what happens when we go into it.
 * Sonic: What?! This is an Alternate Dimension Portal! Our home is inside it!
 * Von Schlemmer: But we have a big problem! (talks to a caveman) Uh, can you pass me the rock?
 * (The caveman gives Von Schlemmer a rock.)
 * Von Schlemmer: Allow me to demonstrate! (throws a rock)
 * (Cuts to a rock inside the portal turning 2D to CGI.)
 * (Cuts to Von Schlemmer.)
 * Von Schlemmer: It teleports us to a three-dimensional world!
 * Sonic: Three-dimensional, huh?
 * (Sonic walks to an Alternate Dimension Portal and puts his arm to it.)
 * (Cuts to Sonic's arm turning to a CGI animation.)
 * (Cuts to Sonic grabbing his arm out of the portal as the arm turns back to 2D.)
 * Sonic: So that's what happens. Well, we better know what's inside this portal.
 * Caninestein: Not yet, Sonic! There's an even bigger problem! Not only it teleports us to a three-dimensional world, but the portal is sending out other universes from around the world!
 * (Inspector Gadget comes out of the portal.)
 * Gadget: Wowzers! This is some sort of strange universe!
 * Sonic: Get lost, will ya?
 * Gadget: Oh, sorry. (leaves)
 * (A 2D-animated person that looks like Fred Flintstone from The Flintstones comes out of the portal.)
 * Fred look-alike: Oops, wrong world! (leaves)
 * (A 2D-animated person that looks like Homer Simpson from The Simpsons comes out of the portal.)
 * Homer look-alike: D'oh! Wrong TV show!
 * Bart look-alike: (off-screen) Cool! Can I see?
 * Homer look-alikes: (leaves) Why you little...!!
 * (2D-animated look-alikes of Ren and Stimpy come out of the portal.)
 * Stimpy look-alike: Uh, where are we?
 * Ren look-alike: You eediot! We're in the past! You sent us to the wrong universe! (slaps a Stimpy look-alike several times)
 * Sonic: All right! That's enough! (pushes the two look-alikes out to the portal) These are some very strange universes.
 * Caninestein: They are.
 * (Coconuts' maniacal laugh is heard off-screen. The Mario brothers, Sonic, Tails and the rest of the gang hear what is making that noise.)
 * Mario: What's that noise?
 * Sonic: I guess that must be that robotic baboon, Coconoise!
 * (The ghost of Coconuts comes out.)
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: That's Coconuts! COCONUTS!!!
 * (Sonic, his friends, Mario, and the rest, except Coconuts, gasp.)
 * Tails: Coconuts is alive?! (to Coconuts) What happened to you?!
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: I'll tell you what happened to me! It happened yesterday...

Coconut's Flashback

 * (Transitions to a flashback, which is a clip from the AoStH episode, "Robo-Ninjas". Coconuts is standing near the bridge as he paces angrily. The camera zooms in on him.)
 * Coconuts: Dr. Robotnik promised to make me a Robo-Ninja, but he puts me on guard duty instead! Oh, I hate it, hate it, hate it!
 * Sonic: Hi there, Coconuts!
 * Coconuts: Yipe!
 * (Sonic walks onto the bridge.)
 * Sonic: Whazzup?
 * Coconuts: Sonic! Ha, I got you at last, you, you...
 * (Coconuts points his right index finger at Sonic.)
 * Sonic: Hedgehog? Heck, you don't need Robotnik to teach you! I'll show you all the moves you need!
 * Coconuts: What, do you think I'm stupid?
 * Sonic: Yes. Next question!
 * (The camera moves over to the right side of the screen, where Coconuts is.)
 * Coconuts: I won't fall for your tricks!
 * (Sonic points his left index finger at Coconuts.)
 * Sonic: Listen, Coconuts, just to prove I mean it, I'll let you hit me first!
 * Coconuts: You will?
 * Sonic: Sure! I'll stand right here,
 * (Sonic points his right index finger at the bridge.)
 * Sonic: You run at me and do this,
 * (Sonic sticks out his right foot.)
 * Sonic: And I'll fall down!
 * Coconuts: Well, okay. But you better fall down!
 * (Coconuts points his left index finger at Sonic, who holds up his left hand.)
 * Sonic: I promise!
 * (Coconuts runs at Sonic, who ducks as he jumps over him and falls off the bridge.)
 * Coconuts: Yeow!
 * (Coconuts lands in the water below with a splash. Sonic looks down at him.)
 * Sonic: Did I fall down too soon?
 * (Coconuts spits.)
 * Sonic: Speak up! I can't understand you!
 * (Sonic cups his right hand to his right ear as Coconuts continues spitting.)
 * Coconuts: Hedgehog!
 * (Sonic runs away, then walks up to the front door of Robotnik's fortress.)

[Scene: Dome City]

 * (End of flashback. Fades to Coconuts' ghost.)
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: I was washed away in the beach, and now, I'm a ghost, and I've come to posess all of you! (laughs maniacally with his razor-sharp fangs coming out of his teeth)
 * Sonic: Run!
 * (As Sonic his friends that, they run along with him and hide away from Coconuts' ghost.)
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: Come back here! I'm not done with you yet!
 * Dr. Robotnik: (off-screen) Coconuts!
 * (Cuts to Dr. Robotnik, Scratch, Grounder, King Koopa and his minions.)
 * Dr. Robotnik: What are you doing here?!
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: You demoted me! Yeah, yeah! So now I finally get my revenge!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Out of our way, you undead robotic primate! We're going to find our enemies!
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: Can I join your side?
 * King Koopa: (pushes Coconuts' ghost out of the way as he walks away along with his minions, Robotnik and his badniks) Beat it! It's our turn now!
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: B-b-b-but, you cannot do that! (to Robotnik) You built me!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Who cares?!
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: (growling) I'll capture that hedgehog if it's the last thing I do!

[Scene: The Dome House]

 * (Cuts to Sonic, Mario and the gang going inside the dome house.)
 * Mario: Inside!
 * (The gang shut the door hide from the bad guys.)
 * Sonic: I hope they left.
 * (Robotnik, his badniks, King Koopa and his minions come out of the door.)
 * King Koopa: Well, well, well! What do we have here?
 * Dr. Robotnik: It's Sonic, Tails and his friends,
 * King Koopa: And Mario, Luigi, Princess, Yoshi and his cave friends too!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Badniks! Get them!
 * Grounder: Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', Scratch?
 * Scratch: Yes, I'm thinkin' what you're thinkin'!
 * Grounder: Let's...
 * Scratch and Grounder: GET 'EM!!!! (laugh)
 * Mario: (jumps on Scratch and Grounder's heads) PASTAAA POWEEERRRR!!!
 * Sonic: (jumps) Up, (does a triple spin) over, (about to dash) and (dashes) GOOOONNNEEE!!! (hits Scratch and Grounder)
 * Scratch and Grounder: (run away) RETREAT!!! RETREAAATT!!!
 * King Koopa: Don't leave us, you idiots!
 * Dr. Robotnik: You heard what my badniks say, you reptilian reject! RUUUUNN!!!
 * (The bad guys run away.)
 * Mario: What're we waiting for? We gotta get to the portal as fast as possible!
 * Sonic: Let's speed, keeds! (dashes away)
 * (The good guys follow Sonic.)

[Scene: Dome City]

 * (Robotnik, King Koopa and the rest of the bad guys get to the Alternate Dimension Portal.)
 * Dr. Robotnik: The portal! (to King Koopa) So long, Koopa! It's been an honor serving with all of you, but now, we have to get back to our home! (goes inside the portal)
 * Scratch and Grounder: (follow Robotnik) Wait for us, your heinousness! (go inside the portal)
 * (The ghost of Coconuts goes to the portal too.)
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: Dr. Robotnik! (goes inside the portal)
 * King Koopa: Every man for himself! (goes inside the portal)
 * (Sonic, Tails, Mario, Luigi, and the rest of the good guys get to the Alternate Dimension Portal.)
 * Sonic: Dr. Robotnik, Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts...
 * Mario: And King Koopa are going inside the Alternate Dimension Portal!
 * Sonic: We have to get them! (to Toadstool, Yoshi and the cavepeople) Goodbye, citizens of Dinosaur World!
 * Toadstool: Bye!
 * Cavepeople: Bye!
 * Sonic: We'll see you at my next birthday soon! Outta here! (goes inside the portal)
 * (Tails, all of Sonic's friends, and the Mario brothers, except for Toadstool, and the cavepeople, go inside the portal.)
 * Yoshi: (goes to the portal) Wait for Yoshi!
 * Toadstool: Yoshi, no!
 * (Yoshi goes inside the portal.)

[Scene: Beachfront]

 * (The portal drops Sonic, his friends, the Mario brothers, and Yoshi, in their CGI form, onto the island of Kongo Bongo.)
 * Sonic: (fell down) Ouch! (looks at himself) What happened to me? Why am I a three-dimensional character?
 * (Von Schlemmer and Caninestein get up.)
 * Von Schlemmer: See? We told you! We are now computer-generated animations!
 * Tails: Sonic, I don't like this place.
 * Sonic: Well, whaddya suppose this is?
 * Funky Kong (off-screen): Mon, what you're standing on (camera cuts to him) is the island of Kongo Bongo!
 * Sonic: Kongo-What?
 * Funky: Kongo Bongo! Our island and our home, named after the president who first landed here, Bongo Kong!
 * Tails: So, you're trying to say, you're all kongs? Awesome!
 * Sonic: Wait, let's start from the top, who are you?
 * Funky: My name is Funky, dude! I love to ride on surfboards and my favorite biplane! I used to spend quality time on my other dudes, Donkey and Diddy Dude!
 * Mario: Donkey... Wait a minute, you mean that gorilla, Donkey Kong, that threw barrels at me and steals my friend Pauline?!
 * Funky: You mean Cranky, right? My dudes are living at their hut, and Cranky's chilling inside his cabin.
 * Sonic: Great, lots of help! See ya! (dashes away)
 * (Tails, all of Sonic's friends, the Mario brothers, and Yoshi follow Sonic.)

[Scene: King K. Rool's Lair]

 * (Inside the lair, Dr. Robotnik, Scratch, Grounder and King Koopa are sneaking. The lights turn on.)
 * Dr. Robotnik: What was that?
 * King Koopa: I don't know.
 * (The Kritter clan, Klump and Krusha found Robotnik, the two badniks and Koopa.)
 * Klump: Intruders! Alright, prisoners! King K. Rool would like to see you inside his hidden library!
 * King Koopa: King?! I'm the king!
 * (The Kremling clan take the prisoners up to K. Rool's hidden library. Inside the library, a silhouette shaped like King K. Rool appears.)
 * Silhouette (K. Rool): (laughing) Good job, Klump. You've done well.
 * (K. Rool comes out of the shadows.)
 * K. Rool: Tell me who your names are, newcomers.
 * Dr. Robotnik: I'm Dr. Robotnik!
 * Scratch: I'm Scratch, and this is Grounder.
 * Grounder: Hello.
 * King Koopa: I'm Koopa and I'm the king here!
 * K. Rool: No you're not, I am!
 * King Koopa: Oh yeah?
 * K. Rool: Yeah! (to Klump, Krusha and his Kritter clan) Minions! Off to the dungeon with them!
 * Dr. Robotnik: You cannot do that!
 * K. Rool: Why?
 * Dr. Robotnik: Because we are evil! We need to team up, to capture our arch-enemies!
 * K. Rool: Arch-enemies?
 * King Koopa: Yes!
 * K. Rool: Hmm... What do you say I join your evil band, and together, we will rule THE WORLD, and Kongo Bongo Island!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Don't forget the planet Mobius...
 * King Koopa: The Mushroom Kingdom and the Dinosaur World also!
 * K. Rool: I like that idea. How devilish.
 * (Dr. Robotnik, King Koopa and King K. Rool laugh evilly.)

[Scene: DK's Treehouse]

 * (Sonic, Mario and the gang walk to the entrance to DK's treehouse.)
 * DK: (off-screen) Hey, Diddy! Think fast!
 * (DK and Diddy laugh off-screen.)
 * (Sonic punches the elevator button. Sonic, Tails, the Mario brothers, and Yoshi go inside the elevator barrel. The elevator goes up.)
 * (Cuts to DK and Diddy playing a ball game.)
 * DK: (stops) Hey, Diddy! We got someone!
 * Diddy: (stops) Really? Who are they?
 * Sonic: Hello, primates! I'm Sonic the Hedgehog! And these are my friends, Tails, Mario, Luigi, and...
 * Yoshi: Yoshi happy to meet you!
 * DK: Well, I'm happy to meet you too. I'm Donkey Kong.
 * Diddy: And I'm DK's bestest friend, sidekick, second-in-command, bosom buddy and second banana in the whole world, Diddy! (giggles)
 * DK: So, what brings you here on Kongo Bongo Island anyway?
 * Tails: We were sent by Funky Kong to find you, and find our arch-enemies.
 * Sonic: Dr. Robotnik, his badniks Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts...
 * Mario: And King Koopa!
 * DK: King Koopa? You mean, King K. Rool?
 * Luigi: Who's K. Rool?
 * Diddy: He's our arch-nemesis, and king of the Kritter clan, who wants to steal the magical, mystical Crystal Coconut which is at Cranky's cabin!
 * Sonic: We know Cranky's cabin, but how do you know all of that?
 * DK: Cranky Kong, he's at...
 * Sonic: His cabin?
 * Diddy: That's right!
 * Yoshi: K. Rool steal coconut?! Uh-oh! What do we do?
 * DK: We gotta protect it! We're gonna climb those vines to get to Cranky's or K. Rool wins!
 * Mario: Well, let's go then!

[Scene: Cranky's Cabin]

 * (Robotnik, the two badniks, K. Rool, Klump, Krusha and the Kritter clan march to Cranky's.)
 * K. Rool: The Crystal Coconut is located inside Cranky's cabin, and once we hide, Klump will tell the Kritters to shoot their Klap-blasters. Ready?
 * Robotnik and Koopa: Ready!
 * (Robotnik, the two badniks, Koopa and K. Rool hide.)
 * Klump: You heard 'em, Kritters! Ready, aim...
 * (The Kritters charge their blasters. The view zooms inside the barrel of a Klap-blaster.)
 * Klaptrap #1: I'm so hungry I could eat the entire ceiling!
 * Klaptrap #2: Me too!
 * (Cuts to the Kritters, that are about to shoot the cabin.)
 * Klump: Fire!
 * (The Kritters shoot their Klap-blasters at the ceiling. The Klaptraps eat the entire ceiling.)
 * (Inside the cabin.)
 * Cranky: Oh, not again! This is a job for Donkey Kong! (yells) DONKEY KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!
 * (Cuts to DK, Diddy, Sonic, Tails, the Mario brothers and Yoshi falling from the sky.)
 * DK: BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SLAMMA!!
 * (Cuts to DK landing on a trigger barrel flinging Klump screaming into the wilderness.)
 * K. Rool: KLUMP!
 * (Diddy lands on a trigger barrel as the Kritters and Krusha are sent flying.)
 * Kritters: (flying away) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Krusha: (flying away) Wheeeeeeeeee!! Thiiiiissssss iiiiisssssss fuuuuuuuuuuuunn!!!
 * K. Rool: NOOOOO!! MY MINIONS!! This is not over, Donkey Kong! You may win this round, but we'll still get our revenge!
 * DK: Oh really? (runs to the trigger barrel and launches K. Rool off.)
 * K. Rool: (flying away) WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
 * Dr. Robotnik: (walks over to see K. Rool along with his two badniks and King Koopa) K. ROOL!
 * King Koopa: (becomes angry, stomping his foot on the ground) Daagh! (to DK, Diddy, Sonic, Tails, the Mario brothers and Yoshi) What have you done this time, you klutzes?!
 * Sonic: Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but we gotta go now. (dashes away along with DK, Diddy, Tails, the Mario brothers and Yoshi)
 * Scratch: Oh, great! He tricked us again!
 * Grounder: Why I oughta grab that neck of that speedy hedgehog!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Shut up, you nincombots! We have to capture them ourselves, right?
 * Scratch and Grounder: Huh? Uh... Oh! Right!
 * King Koopa: Come on! Let's get those plumbers!
 * Cranky: (opening the door) I see you back there!
 * (The bad guys dash away.)
 * Cranky: Get out! And don't come back! Well, it looks like I need to fix my roof again. (shuts the door)