Pilot (The Sandbox in the Playground)

Pilot is the first episode of The Sandbox in the Playground.

Transcript
* We see a sandbox floating in midair.*

Deep Roy Oompa Loompa (VO): Once upon a particularly recent time, there was an ordinary sandbox in the Playground of the Multiverse. According to unexplained reasons, forces of darkness and light corrupted the digital sandbox, sending every single fictional character into the multiverse. Well, the ones we have the rights to. Nah, just kidding. Everyone's here!

* Several characters are shown, in particular: Kirby, Captain America, Naruto, Barney the Purple Dinosaur, and King Kong.*

Deep Roy Oompa Loompa (VO): All of these characters now live in harmony as they bounce off of each other's problems... which is honestly really weird. I mean, what kind of conversation is Sonic the Hedgehog gonna have with his live-action counterpart.

* We then see Sonic the Hedgehog staring at Movie Sonic the Hedgehog.*

Movie Sonic the Hedgehog: Uh... meow?

Sonic the Hedgehog: What the hell? This is what Hollywood thinks of me?

* Sonic turns into a ball and dashes offscreen.*

Deep Roy Oompa Loompa: Now, let us explore the world surrounding the Sandbox in the Playground!

* The title card is shown. We then cut to the School for Literally Everyone. We see Isabelle from Animal Crossing being dropped off to school by Villager.*

Villager: Holy shit! I can talk!

Isabelle: You realized that NOW!?!

Villager: I mean, uh...

Isabelle: Aren't you going to school too?

Villager: Oh. Right. I don't know why everyone has to go to school.

* We then cut to inside the school where various fictional characters are shown. We see Mario walking down the hallway.*

Mario: Hey! Luigi!

Luigi: Arrivederci, Mario!

Mario: You don't have to exploit the fact that we're Italiano- goddammit! I did it again!

Luigi: I don't blame you. You're still a good guy.

* We see Kirby crash his Warp Star.*

Kirby: (unintelligible) [Translation: Damn you!]

Mickey Mouse: Hot diggity dog! Now that's what I call a crash course into being a loser!

* King K. Rool elbows Mickey Mouse.*

King K. Rool: Hey! I'm supposed to bully people! Besides, everyone loves you.

Mickey Mouse: Gosh, you are so right!

* Lightning McQueen drifts and runs over Mickey's foot.*

Lightning McQueen: Yeah, well, not everyone loves you! Ka-chow!

Mickey Mouse: SCREW YOU!