D.W.'s Fear of Clowns transcript

Prologue: The Read family house
Arthur: "Hey, everybody, it's me, Arthur, can you guess who I'm dressed up as? I'm dressed up as Zippo the Clown, Zippity Zip, Zippity Zip."

David: "All of the boys are dressed up as Zippo the Clown."

Binky: "Hey, how do I look?"

Buster: "And me?"

Carl: "And me?"

Arthur: "You guys look great, you all look just like Zippo did, I even got my mom to make Zippo costumes for me, Buster, Binky and Carl."

David: "Thanks a bunch, Arthur, but I really should be getting back to work right now."

D.W. (off screen): "Arthur, Buster!"

Buster: "It's D.W., and here she comes."

Arthur: "D.W., great, that means we can give D.W. entertainment."

D.W.: "Arthur, Buster, whoo-hoo."

D.W. notices Arthur, Buster, Binky and Carl as 4 clowns in the living room.

D.W.: "ClOOOOOOWNS! AAAAAAAAAAAH!"

D.W. runs off in fear.

Buster: "Wow, what's the matter with D.W.?"

David: "I don't know, Buster, but let's go find out."

Binky: "Yeah right, let's go."

Fade to a black screen.......

Title card sequence: A rainstorm

Binky: (reading the title card) D.W.'s Fear of Clowns

Arthur pulls out an umbrella.

Scene 1: Outside the Read family's house
D.W. is hiding right behind David while Arthur, Buster, Binky and Carl are standing right outside.

David: "D.W., I don't get it, what's the matter with you?"

D.W.: "Clowns, Daddy, that's what's the matter with me, every single time I go to the circus, I close my eyes when the clowns show up, 'cause I'm terrified of them."

Arthur: "But, D.W., it's me, Arthur,"

Buster: "and me, Buster,"

Binky: "and me, Binky,"

Carl: "and me, Carl."

Arthur: "You see, D.W.? it's just us in these costumes."

D.W.: "It is?"

Arthur: "Yeah right."