Legendary Hospital

Legendary Hospital is a recurring The Shiresland Show sketch, loosely spoofing the atmosphere of medical soap operas.

Dr. Bob (played by Oscar the Ugly Rabbit), Nurse Michelle (Michelle Mouse), and Nurse Janice (Finnia Crow) confer over a series of patients, telling an endless series of bad jokes and failing to effect any cure.

In the first season, the unseen announcer was played by Stan Freberg, who opened each sketch with, "And now, and the continuted with in the story about and change into a former orthopedic surgeon he's going into the hounds." Alan Oppenheimer, who occasionally substituted for Freberg, would take over the role full time in subsequent seasons. Oppenheimer's announcer opens the sketch with, "And now, and the continuted with in the story about and change into a quack he's going into the hounds," and ends each sketch with "Tune in next week when you'll hear [Character Name] will have to say..."