Ted 3 (2018)

Ted 3 is countless years away from The Conjuring 3

Plot
5 years after the events "Ted 2" (2015), Ted and Tami Lynn's 5 year old son, Apollo Creed is starting his first day of kindergarten. His teacher is John's ex wife, Lori Collins. One day, Sam and John bring Apollo to kindergarten. When Lori sees John and Sam, she becomes angry, and before you know it, Apollo's classmates are cheering as Sam and Lori physically fight each other. Even Apollo's best friend, Jack, is cheering on the fight. The Principal then comes in to break up the fight. Sent home ted punish kid. When ted get call from school he kick out school today say principal. Ted try kids into school. Ted not easy to kid get school, he make difficult choice to kid get into school

Cast
Mark Wahlberg as: John Bennett, Samantha's boyfriend who is the first one to find out about Apollo's laser eyes

Seth MacFarlane as: Ted, Apollo's father who is the second to find out about Apollo's laser eyes.

Amanda Seyfried as: Sam L. Jackson, John's girlfriend who is the third to find out about Apollo's laser eyes.

Mila Kunis as: Lori Collins, John's ex wife and Nick's wife and Dakota and Grace's mother and Apollo's kindergarten teacher who is the fourth to find out about Apollo's laser eyes

Giovanni Ribisi as: Donny, Apollo's kidnapper.

Jessica Barth as: Tami Lynn, Ted's wife and Apollo's mother who is the fifth to find out about Apollo's laser eyes.

Patrick Warburton as: Guy, John's friend.

Jennifer Lopez as Ms. Honey, Apollo's ex kindergarten teacher who got fired because she sent Apollo to Mrs. Barnes's office for no apparent reason.

Annika Noni Rose as Mrs. Barnes, the principal of Apollo's school and the one who fired Ms. Honey.

Sam J. Jones as Himself.

Lauren Boles as Apollo, Ted and Tami Lynn's son who has laser eyes

Rachel Eggleston as Jack, Apollo's friend.

Chris Pratt as Nick Collins, Lori's husband and Dakota and Grace's father.

Sophia Grace Brownlee as Dakota and Grace Collins, Nick and Lori's identical 8 year old twin daughters.

TBA as Josie

Chandler Riggs as Apollo (age 15) When Apollo uses his time machine to find out what he would look like as a teenager, he meets the teenage version of him. At first, Teenage Apollo is afraid of his littler self, but he then befriends Apollo, and they bond over their love of making mischief and  being rebels and burping.

Soundtrack to Ted 3

 * Thunder Buddy Song by Seth MacFarlane and Mark Wahlberg
 * Rock Is Dead by Marilyn Manson
 * Stayin Alive by Bee Gees
 * I think we're alone now by Tiffany
 * One and the Same by Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato

Quotes

 * Trix Owner: I was beat up by some thugs and you are wrong, my ursine foe. Trix are only for children.
 * Ted: Why the hell did they leave you beaten and bruised?!


 * Ted: I feel happy that I'm a fucking person, Donny.
 * Donny: Language, my little toy! I wish there would tons of remarkable plush bears like you.
 * Apollo (angry): Donny, leave my dad alone, you bastard! (Apollo then blasts Donny with his laser eyes)
 * Donny (screaming): No!!!!!
 * Ted (happily): Wow, nice work, Apollo!
 * Donny(angrily): I got you now, Apollo!
 * Apollo(muffled scream): Dad, help!
 * Lori: Uh, Ted?
 * (Apollo is then put into a potato sack)
 * Ted: No, Apollo!!!
 * (Donny then drives off)
 * Ted(crying): No!!!!