Mother Mata

Plot
This story starts out with Jacob, Danielle's friend's son, thinking about the stuff Danielle Smith is getting him like "Forgetting Sarah Marshall", Burritos, and Cheesecakes, and everything in his mind even these Bitches down at the Smith Club. He runs down the hill to meet Danielle. Danielle said "Hello Jacob". He yelled "TITTIES". She cooked Jacob's favorite meal, cookies. He felt good about her cookies. Danielle has one more thing for Jacob.

In Danielle's living room, she tells Jacob that she is attracted to him. When the clock chimed 7:15, he tells Danielle that Tevin Collins is his favorite, and sexy, bedtime hero. Danielle wish he made her feel good. When they reached Peninsula Montessori School, he told her, "BLACK PEOPLE". She gave Jacob a kiss on the forehead. When he entered school, he tells the school that his penis is a hard as Noah's Prosthetic Leg. J.J. tells Jacob that Meghann Martinez, Jacob's Mother, is a nice woman, and the fact that Danielle is a whore. Plus, she sucked J.J's wiener, and stuck her teeth in his butthole. People start laughing at him. When J.J. told him the only person atttracted to him is Holly Frame, people keep laughing. He wished that Nick Ridio saved him from the JODI BENSONS right now! He ran out crying.

He is at home talking to Daniel Robinson about going through puberty. He also states Danielle likes men with really huge dicks. Maybe people are attracted to Holly Frame due to her hotness and stuff. They start thinking like adults. Daniel has an idea.

They go to the hill of Danielle's house. Daniel tells Jacob that Danielle's house is his kingdom. Simba was a bitch, and Nala was a whore of Pride Rock. All they need now is the people at her club to sniff Danielle's ass ao they got these bad boys riding her; pubic hair. At Danielle's front door, she tells Jacob that Vin Diesel made a go kart that goes around the hopes and dreams of "The Orphans". He suggests that Danielle shows him her tits, and Alec Baldwin is an asshole. Danielle wants him to urinate all over her tits. She also tells him that the president was abducted by ninjas, and one got a boner looking at her tits. Daniel is taken to the kitchen for cookies. Jacob asks "What the freak would Eric do?". Danielle replies to Daniel "Eric would dance around in his hat.". He runs over to Danielle Smith's front door and tells her what a slut she became. Daniel betrays Jacob by telling Daniel that he had a pointy face, he's made out of clay. The story ends before Jacob can finish the sentence.