Some Funny Creighton The Cretin Ideas

Creighton The Photographer:
Creighton: I'm going to be taking a picture of an exotic bird.

Manager: This is not an exotic bird.

Creighton: Oops. I thought it was very exquisite. I call it an Orange-Feathered Idiot.

Manager: Creighton! That's called a robin, you moron! You're fired!

Creighton: Oops. That must be why it looked awfully familiar.

Creighton The Pizza Person
Creighton: Hello sir. What would you like to order?

Guy: I'll take a pepperoni pizza please.

Creighton: Here you go sir.

Guy: Why is it half-eaten?!

Creighton: I got hungry.

Guy: Manager! Fire him!

Creighton: This will not end well.

Creighton The Doctor

Creighton: OK, Mr. Ross. I have your diagnosis.

Ross: Yes? Yes?

Creighton: You're pregnant.

Ross: WHAT?!