One Angry Madman/Transcript

(Episode starts at the Polyneux Middle School.)

P. Madman: (off-screen) ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOT JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES!!!!!!

R. Jones: What do you want Principal Madman?

P. Madman: (angrily) Did you know what you have done to that girl you fall in love?!

R. Jones: Oh yeah, Shannon's my girlfriend! I try to go on a date with her but I can't! She really hated me by calling me "Digital Dork".

(Flashback started)

Shannon: And I really can't wait for my special party! Everybody would come, except one person that should not be allowed to come to my party is none other than Robot Jones!!!!

R. Jones: What?! But Shannon, I would really want to come to your party!!!!!

Shannon: (furiously) F*CK NO!!!!! YOU ARE SUCH A DIGITAL DORK!!!!!!!

(Shannon angrily kicks Robot Jones to the wall.)

R. Jones: Ow!!!! Shannon, please don't do this to me!!!!

Shannon: (angrily) No! You always tried to have a date with me, but you will never do this to me for-f*cking-ever!!!!!

Girls: Yeah!!!! Don't go on a date with her you stupid robot!!!!!

(Shannon and the girls made Robot Jones cry and run away.)

(Flashback ended)

P. Madman: Oh. Your girlfriend, Shannon called you a Digital Dork?

R. Jones: Yep.

P. Madman: (enraged) GRRRRRRRR!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A DATE WITH HER MR. JONES!!!!! AND BECAUSE OF THAT, YOU ARE EXPELLED FOR OVER 9,000,000,000 YEARS!!!!

R. Jones: What?! How could I?! You are such a stupid fat dumbass!!!

(Principal Madman becomes extremely ultra enraged for Robot Jones calling him a bad name.)

P. Madman: (extremely enraged) YOU CALLED ME A STUPID FAT DUMBASS?! GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT ROBOT!!!! I'VE TIRED OF YOU MAKING ALOT OF YOUR STUPID BULLSH*T!!!!!! AND I CAN'T STAND THIS NO MORE!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO NOW?!

R. Jones: You mean that I get to be killed?

P. Madman: (extremely enraged) YES!!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU SINCE YOU MISBEHAVED WELL!!!! GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R. Jones: Oh crap...

(Robot Jones escapes from the Principal's office and locks the door.)

(Meanwhile, Mitch, Cubey, and Socks are waiting for Robot Jones.)

Socks: When is Robot gonna be back? This is taking forever!

Cubey: Chill it Socks, He'll be back in a few seconds.

Mitch: Yeah, I wonder if he's up too.

(Robot Jones rushes to Mitch, Cubery and Socks.)

R. Jones: Hey guys!

Mitch, Cubey, and Socks: Robot!!!

Socks: How is it going?

R. Jones: Not good, but you know it's even worse? Principal Madman's gonna get my ass whooped!!!

Mitch, Cubey, and Socks: WHAT?!

Cubey: He's gonna kill you?!

R. Jones: Yes, but he's not getting away with this!

Mitch: How awful! What are you gonna do now?!

R. Jones: I don't know how.

Socks: Did you lock the door to the Principal's office?

R. Jones: Yes, I did do it before he's going to kill me.

(All of a sudden, the door breaks and turns out to be Principal Madman.)

P. Madman: (extremely enraged) PAYBACK TIME ASSHOLES!!!!!

Socks: Oh sh*t!!! It's Principal Madman!!!

Mitch: He is literally gonna beat the crap at us!!!

Cubey: We gotta get outta here!!!! RUN!!!!!!