Pokemon, Grumpy version

Professor Avi: Hello there! Welcome to the world of PeeWeeDeDe! My name is Avi! People call me Dan's Dad! This world is inhabited by creatures called Digital Demons! For some people, Digital Demons are Slaves. Other use them for to ... Ehhhhhhh........ battles. As for myself i… Ehhhhh... study Digital Demons as a profession. Hi player one!, what is your name? No need to tell me! Your name is Arin! This is my Son. Hi Player 2!! He's been your Friend since you were a baby, and by that i mean he's been your friend since Jon left. …Ehh, what is his name again? Ehhhhh... I remember now! His name is Danny! Arin! Be on the look out for this man, Ross, he'll be your rival! Your very own Digital Demon legend is about to unfold! A world of decomposing and Spoofy'ing with Digital Demons awaits! Let's..........Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........... Go!

* Arin Wakes up and looks at Snes

Arin: Its Sonic 3D Blast........What the heck is that game doing on a Nintendo console?

* Arin goes down stairs, and looks at T.V

Arin: Its that Real-Rob show, god how i hate it.

* Arin talks to Suzy

Suzy: Hi Honey. All men leave home someday. It said so on T.V. BTW your friend Danny, next door, is looking for you.

* Arin leaves house and goes to Ross' House, inside and talks to Holly

Holly: Hey Arin you see Ross around here? Arin: Nope.

* Arin leaves house and talks to random N.P.C

Arin: Hi Mr!

Mr: Get away from me Cum Faggot!

* Arin Walks on tall Grass

Danny: Stop!!!

* Danny comes running to Arin

Danny: Are you fucking shitting my nuts right now? Arin, Wild Digital Demons live in tall grass! You need a Digital Demon of your own before you can leave town!

Arin: Oh yeah?! Well where can i get one smarty?

Danny: Avi has 3 left. I'll take you to him

* Arin and Danny go to Danny's house where Ross and Avi are waiting for them

Professor Avi: Ah! Dan! Arin! Your here! now i can give you two your Digital Ehhh... Demons!

Ross: What about me!?

Professor Avi: Ross? When did you get here!?

Ross: I've been standing here next to you all day.

Professor Avi: Oh, Let me think…ehh... Oh, that's right. I told you to come! Any way There are 3 Pokémon here! They are inside the Poké Balls. When I was young, I was a serious Digital Demon trainer! But in my old age, I have only 3 left, but you can have one! Choose! You can choose Ego-Lizard the Fire Demon thats strong against Grass and weak to Water, Uniporn the Water Demon thats strong against Fire and weak to grass, and Troll the Awesome Demon thats strong against everything and weak to nothing!

Ross: I CHOOSE TROLL!!!!!!!

Professor Avi: Ok its yours!

Danny: Goddamnit Ross!!!

Arin: *sigh* I guess i'll take Ego-Lizard.

Danny: And i'll take Uniporn!