Attack Of The Moral Guardians (2023 film)

Attack Of The Moral Guardians is a 2023 musical adult black comedy animated film. It was inspired by the 1999 adult animated film South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut and certain stories from the subreddit r/entitledparents.

The story is about three teenagers attempting to stop the villain, who is a caricature of the typical soccer mom. This movie is infamous for being a vulgar R-rated movie that doesn't use "fuck".

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In an alternative 2020 in the United States, the election is hijacked to have Karen Moronfield, a crazy soccermom, as the only candidate. Everybody leaves the voting booths upon learning what happened, with only a few of her fellow soccermoms voting for her. An enraged Moronfield then hires several hitmen to assassinate several members of the government, including the candidates. Many crazy soccermoms rise up and forcefully take the spots of the murdered government officials, with more soccermoms and members of One Million Moms/One Million Dads voting for Karen.

Karen is then named the new president of the United States, much to the dismay of many and to the joy of many soccer moms and the American Family Association. After giving a speech criticizing family-unfriendly media, claiming "they're made to poison the minds of children!!!", she sets in place a new constitution that directly violates the First Amendment. She implements new laws that discriminate against non-Christians and the LGBT, stating that all non-Christians or Christians that don't follow the type of Christianity she follows (which she refers to as "false Christians") will be forcefully excommunicated and items important to their religion (their holy book, clothes specific to their religion) will be packed into boxes and taken somewhere to be destroyed, while Atheists and LGBT people will be discriminated the same way African-Americans were during and before the civil rights movement by segregating them from straight people. Moronfield then states that companies like One Million Moms/Dads and Common Sense Media would now be funded by the government.

All PG-13, R-rated, and NC-17 movies are banned (which means this movie would be banned too), and Trey Parker and Matt Stone are arrested and sentenced to death for making South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, "a film that discriminates against good moms like us" according to Moronfield. Video games rated E10+, T, MA17+, and AO, and music albums with the "Parental Advisory" label are also banned. Hip hop and rock music are banned for "corrupting young minds" All remaining rock/hip hop bands are forced to break up while solo rockstars/rappers are forced to end their careers. Moronfield and her fellow moral guardians then proceed to disrespect deceased rock stars and rappers (such as Chester Bennington, The Notorious B.I.G, etc.), then proceed to vandalize their graves. TV-PG, TV-14, and TV-MA shows are also banned, and the three creators of Happy Tree Friends are forced to make a kid-friendly version of their cartoon while held at gunpoint.

Moronfield then forces music artists to let KIDZ BOP make covers of their songs, threatening to land them in jail if they refused. She then brings back 4kidz and forces animators to let 4kidz censor and re-dub their shows/movies.

Moronfield then demands that all parents who don't follow her version of parenting be arrested for "child abuse" and have their kids be forcefully taken away and given to soccermoms or members of One Million Moms/Dads. A mother is then seen being handcuffed and dragged into a police car while tearfully watching her kids being forced into a soccermom's minivan, begging the cops to stop tearing her family apart. A police officer proceeds to tell her that even he doesn't want to do this.

All non-Christian holidays are banned, and saying "Happy Holidays" is made illegal. Halloween is also banned for being "the devil's holiday".

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The next scene takes place in Salt Lake City, Utah. Most members of the state are facing persecution due to being LDS Mormons, which is a type of Christian that Moronfield considers to be "false Christians" due to them being more accepting and respectful towards the LGBT, despite most of them not supporting gay marriage, and for celebrating Halloween. Laurie, a 17 year old Spanish-Argentine exchange student, is seen studying in her room. She's been afraid to leave her dorm ever since Karen Moronfield became president. She later receives a truancy notice, so she leaves and goes to school, only to realize most of the teachers have been fired and replaced with entitled parents. She is taught absurd lessons and at the end of her 6th class, is sexually harrassed by a boy. Laurie already has a boyfriend (who was currently still in Spain), so she explains that she is taken and leaves. The boy doesn't take this well. Laurie walks home with her best friend and roommate Olivia, both worried about how the nation will turn out. ("Freedom is Dead")

The next day after school, Laurie is walking home after missing her bus, but then passes a transport bus stop and boards the bus after it arrives. Olivia is seeing a tutor, so Laurie is alone. She then talks to her boyfriend on the phone, only to be interrupted by a trashy-looking woman who turns out to be the mother of the boy who interrupted her. Laurie quickly puts her boyfriend on hold to talk to the pervert's mom. The mom then demands Laurie starts dating her son. Laurie tells the mother that she's already taken. The pervert's mom then demands she breaks up with her boyfriend to date her son. Laurie states "I don't love him. I only date someone if we both love each other that way, and to force them if they don't love me that way would be wrong." The mom then yells at Laurie, demanding that she dates her son, threatening to kidnap her.

Laurie quickly moves to the back of the bus and continues to talk with her boyfriend, only to be followed by the perv's mom a few minutes later. The perv's mom then proceeds to snatch Laurie's phone, tell her boyfriend "sorry, your girlfriend has dumped your ugly ass and is now busy falling in love with my son" before hanging up, then proceeds to block his number. After Laurie gets her phone back, she yells at the perv's mom in tears, saying "Your son's never gonna get a girlfriend if you try to force them into a relationship with him. GO SHAG YOURSELF, YOU'D MAKE A TERRIBLE MOTHER-IN-LAW ANYWAY!". It then turns out the bus is already at Laurie's stop, so Laurie storms out of the bus. She unblocks her boyfriend's number and leaves an apology text as she walks to her dorm.

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Donovan, a 15 year old boy who attends the same school as Laurie, wakes up to his parents getting arrested for getting Donovan, his older brother, and his younger brother vaccinated, raising them on formula when they were babies, letting them play "violent video games" and watch "violent movies", and for not following Moronfield's style of parenting overall.

Donovan had just realized he was gay prior to Moronfield's takeover and was planning to come out, but would now have to stay in the closet for as long as the US stays under Moronfield's rule. Upon learning new discriminatory laws against the LGBT were taking effect, he starts planning to get a part-time job in order to save up to flee the country. ("Well This Sucks")

Donovan's 19 year old brother, Nahum, excuses himself from his college class to comfort his brothers. He wants to raise them instead of letting them be forced to live with a soccermom, so he demands custody of them before a soccermom takes them away from him. After fighting in court for a long time, he is granted custody, but is not allowed to vaccinate them.

Nahum had no roommates, so after asking the administrators, his brothers are allowed to move in. He is then mortified to learn that a horrifying new law had been set in place. It was now legal for an entitled parent to commit murder if they didn't get their way. The next day, Nahum finds out a secret club for those against Moronfield has been formed. Nahum signs up and the next day, the then-small club has a meeting. The leader, David, tells everyone to not use anything an entitled parent may want to steal for their kid in public, such as their phone or a laptop.

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Laurie, her boyfriend (who is now mentioned by his name, Fabian), and Olivia are on a video call, watching "Meet The Feebles" (which is banned) on a piracy site. Suddenly the perv's mom from earlier, accompanied by two heavily armed men, burst into Laurie's dorm and knock her out before throwing her unconscious body in their minivan's trunk. Olivia tries to fight them, but is then assaulted by the perv's mom before passing out in a ditch.

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A day later, Donovan is talking with his friend, Ty, a Canadian exchange student. Suddenly, another student reveals that Moronfield is in the process of invading Canada "so no one can escape and continue corrupting our children". Ty is upset, and reveals he has been wanting to go back to Canada ever since Moronfield took over, stating "ever since she ruined this beautiful country, I've been wanting to go back home. Now I can't. This sucks."

Olivia, who now has cuts and bruises, is noticeably alarmed.

(W.I.P)

Music

 * 1) Freedom is Dead - An upbeat-sounding song with pessimistic lyrics sung by Laurie's friend Olivia. It is a spoof of "City of Light" from The Brave Little Toaster and "Let Me Be Your Wings" from Thumbelina.
 * 2) Well, this sucks - A song sung by an offscreen voice and Donovan. It is a spoof of "House Hunting" from Adventure Time.
 * 3) Karen Moronfield is a Whore - A song sung by Donovan and his friend Ty. It is a spoof of "Kyle's Mom is a Bitch" from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut lyrics-wise, and is sung to the tune of Barbie Girl by Danish bubblegum pop group Aqua.
 * 4) Our World - A song sung by Nahum while he serenades Naomi. It is a spoof of "Robert's Serenade" from Meet The Feebles.

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