Trolls (Dream234's Version)/Transcript

This is the main transcript of my version of the movie Trolls.

Transcript
(shows the Universal Pictures and DreamWorks Animation logos)

Prologue

 * Poppy: (narrating) Once upon a time, there lived a group of small tiny, colorful creatures called the Trolls. They live together in a happy forest, in the happiest tree, and are the most happiest creatures the world has ever known. They love nothing more than just singing, dancing, laughing, hugging and having fun all day long. But one day, the Trolls were suddenly discovered by a giant gray creature called... a Bergen! The Bergens don't know how to sing, or dance, or even hug. They are known as the most largest, ugliest, meanest and miserable creatures in all the land.

Branch and the Trollimals
(Slow clapping was heard. They looked to see a grumpy gray Troll named Branch, sitting near a tree with his friends The Trollimals; a brown fun-loving and generous TrollPuppy named Wacky, a white egotistical and bossy TrollHare named Albert, a blue cynical and intelligent TrollBird named Lulli, a purple carefree and romantical TrollUnicorn named Sleaze, a yellow diligent and thoughtful TrollBeaver named Fixit, an indigo aristocratic-like, yet positive and helpful TrollRodent named Jodie, a green loud-mouthed and clumsy TrollParrot named Dimwit, and a black hotheaded and strong TrollAlligator named Raymond. All of them are clapping slowly.) (Branch and the Trollimals groan in frustration) (Scene changes to a flashback scene where Branch interrupted a birthday party) (Scene changes to another flashback scene where Branch interrupted a wedding party) (Scene changes to another flashback scene where Branch interrupted a funeral party) (Switches back to the main scene) (Poppy, Harper and the Snack Pack start cheering) (Branch gladly takes the card before furiously smashing it to pieces. Everyone gasps) (The Trollimals try to calm down their friend) (Creek appears with a bug holding him) (Poppy, Harper, the Snack Pack and Creek's Hug Bracelets light up) (Everyone shares a group hug, bringing Branch and the Trollimals in it) (Branch and the Trollimals went out of the hug, falling down. Branch growls) (The Trollimals agree and start walking away) (Poppy watches him with a sad frown)
 * Branch: Unbelievable, guys. Really. Really great. Very impressive. Nice work. Good job. You know, we can hear you from a mile away! (grabbing his sticks while walking towards Poppy and her friends with his friends following him)
 * Albert: Yeah, and we can even see you all dancing around and hugging a lot.
 * Poppy: Oh, good. 'Cause I was worried we weren't projecting enough.
 * Sleaze: Whatever. I feel like I'll never be able to take a nap thanks to your singing and dancing. (yawns)
 * Jodie: I hear ya, girl. Besides, can't you ever give your music a rest or something?
 * Raymond: Yeah, seriously. I'm pretty sure you have other things instead of just having fun.
 * DJ Suki: Oh, but we are gonna have something to do. We're having a huge light festival tonight as a dedication to King Peppy saving our home 20 years ago. And everyone in Troll Village is gonna be there!
 * Poppy: Yeah, and you all should come too!
 * Lulli: Ugh, the village just had to throw another party, which is what they do every single year.
 * Branch: Yeah, I feel like you guys should've at least do something more quiet and serious. Besides, if my friends and I can hear you, so can... (looks both ways; whispers) the Bergens.
 * DJ Suki: Okay, seriously?
 * Guy Diamond: Oh, boy...
 * Cooper: Here we go again.
 * Biggie: Oh, Branch...
 * Satin: Wake up, dude. You always ruin everything.
 * Chenille: Yeah, you're just being paranoid like always, warning about the Bergens.
 * Branch: No, I don't.
 * Branch: The Bergens are coming! AAAHHH! (pushes the cake down)
 * Branch: The Bergens are coming! AAAHHH! (pushes the cake down)
 * Branch: The Bergens are coming! AAAHHH! (pushing the corpse down)
 * Poppy: Oh, come on, Branch! There are no Bergens here. We haven't even seen one in 20 years. They're not gonna find us.
 * Branch: Oh, no. They will find you guys, but not us. Because we're gonna be hiding together in my highly camouflaged, heavily fortified, Bergen-proof survival bunker, where we'll be safe and sound.
 * Albert: Yeah, plus we would be staying safe instead of hanging out with a bunch of idiots like you guys.
 * Poppy: You mean, you guys aren't coming to the party tonight?
 * Wacky:
 * Fuzzbert: But it's gonna be the biggest...
 * DJ Suki: The loudest...
 * Cooper: The craziest party ever!
 * Branch: (angrily) Seriously?! Big? Loud? Crazy? Are you all out of your minds? You're just gonna lead the Bergens right to us! I mean, you're basically putting up a sign over the village that says, "Trolls Here!"
 * Fuzzbert: Uh, party pooper much?
 * Cooper: Are you sure you wanna invite this party pooper to poop on your party?
 * Poppy:
 * Branch: I don't do happy.
 * Poppy:
 * Card:
 * Dimwit: (clapping)
 * Poppy: What do you say, Branch?
 * Smidge: (shocked) Oh my gah.
 * Fixit: Look, guys. We know that you really wanna have your party tonight, but you have to take caution of what could possibly happen.
 * Branch: Besides, I wouldn't be caught dead at your party. But I am one hundred percent sure you all will be caught and dead.
 * Creek:
 * Branch:
 * Wacky: Uh? Branch, boyo? I don't think that's what he means when he wants to you to be positive.
 * Branch: Whatever...
 * Poppy: Hug Time!
 * Creek: It is Hug Time.
 * Harper and The Snack Pack: Hug Time!
 * Harper:
 * Creek:
 * Guy Diamond:
 * Wacky: Let them be, Branch. It's their thing anyway. Come on, guys. Let's go have lunch!
 * Dimwit: Aw, but I wanted to join their party. It would be so much fun.
 * Albert: (pushing Dimwit away) Keep dreaming, Dimwit. You coming, Branch?
 * Branch: (sighs) Yeah, I'm coming. (to Poppy) Okay, I'm leaving now. Go ahead and have your party for all I care. But you remember this, Poppy. Someday, when the Bergens do find us, and the survival of every Troll is in your hands, I'm pretty sure the answer would be singing, dancing, laughing, hugging and having fun all day long, 'cause they're obviously the only things you know how to do from what I understand.
 * Biggie: That is not true! Poppy can also scrapbook.
 * Branch: (grunts; cruelly, to Poppy) Albert's right. How could someone as stupid and idiotic as you be the princess? A real princess should be more proper, mature, serious, and focused on big situations like being eaten by the Bergens. I can't believe you're gonna be queen one day. (he then leaves to catch up with his friends)
 * Creek: Oh, don't worry about him, Poppy.
 * Poppy:
 * Creek:
 * Poppy: (to herself) I should go talk to Branch about this.