"A Brand New Oskar" transcript

Stick Stickly: "And now, back to Hey Arnold!, right here, on Nickelodeon."

Scene 1: The Sunset Arms Boarding House
Arnold is now going right downstairs and sees Miles, Stella, Grandpa Phil, Grandpa Gertrude, Mr. Hyunh and Mr. Potts having poached eggs and turkey sausage patties for their breakfast meals.

Grandpa Phil: "Arnold, morning, short man, you came down just in time for breakfast this morning."

Stella: "It's your most absolute favorite, Arnold, poached eggs and turkey sausage patties with buttermilk biscuits."

Arnold sits right down to join them for the entire breakfast meal.

Arnold: "Wow, thanks a bunch, you guys, everything here looks super incredible."

Mrs. Kokoshka (from in the hallways): "Honestly, Oskar, those jokes of yours are getting real old."

Mr. Kokoshka (from in the hallways): "But, Suzie, I'm terribly sorry, I won't do it again, I promise."

Mrs. Kokoshka (from in the hallways): "Oh, Oskar."

Mr. Kokoshka enters the dining room.

Arnold: "Hey, Mr. Kokoshka, what's going on?"

Mr. Kokoshka: "It's terrible, Arnold, Suzie disagreed with my jokes, and I'm tired of being a selfish, sneaky and lazy man, so it's time for me to become a new hard worker in this boarding house."