Super Mario Bros. (Nintendo Cinematic Universe)

Super Mario Bros. is a Japanese anime film.

Summary
When Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom is kidnapped by the evil Bowser, two plumbers and twin-brothers, Mario and Luigi, must embark on an epic adventure to save her.

Prolouge Part I: The Start of Something New
Enter Mario an 20 year old plumber who recently quit his job as a carpenter and moved on the plumbing industry. Mario went through a lot of odd jobs.

His first job he got was as a teenager. He fought as a solider during the great ape war. In that war he was in the famous operation: Bombs Away. He had to blow up an enemy fortress. He carried a bomb to the base and

successfully helped the metro kingdom win the war, which was fought on the Kong Isle. Because the Metro Kingdom won againist the Crocodile Kingdom they got a prize, an ape.

Then he worked with his twin brother Luigi in a cement factory. He got fired from because he accidentally got cement all over someone.

Then he worked in a wrecking crew. But quit the job because of the horrible boss named, Spike the foreman. The working conditions were terrible. This caused him and brother to go his separate ways.

While all down in the dumps Mario saw a sign, "Wow a circus!" said our hero. He went to see the circus and saw their newest act, an ape by the name of Donkey Kong balance and juggle pineapples. When Kong spilled the pineapples Kong said, "Grr". Mario did not feel angry he felt happy and joyful.

When Mario was chosen to be in the next act with DK which was to play a game of hockey with him he won. Donkey Kong after his act was done said, "That Blasted Ring-Master!!!" said the ape. He thinks I am his play thing. Well I will Show Him.

Prolouge Part II: The Rampage of Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong's wife Susan Kong came in she said, "If you hate humans so much why don't you try to help us escape this garbage of a circus and get us back to Kong Isle."

DK said "We have a son coming up and I do agree we should let him live at the island."

Susan said, "I know what we should name him, Donkey Kong Jr."

Donkey Kong Sr. said, "That sounds like a good idea."

Then Donkey Kong Sr. and Susan Kong busted out. Later that night when the ringmaster did a head count he noticed something, "Susan and Donkey Kong escaped... huh they escaped!"

Later that night Mario met someone, that someone, that someone was a very special girl. "Why hello there, what is your name " said Mario. "My name is Pauline, you were the person who was in the hockey act with that ape" said our heroes love intrest.

"I did not know you can play hockey that well" Pauline also said.

"Say Pauline want to go on a lunch date at the Hamburger Hut, I heard they now offer some incredible pizza in addition to their burgers" Said Mario.

They exchanged phone numbers and off they went.

The next day New Donk City was having a regular day. The birds were singing, Kids were playing in the park, and Mario and Pauline were on their date.

A TV that was broadcasting an afternoon baseball game, suddenly was interupted to deliver breaking news. "We interupt this exciting baseball game to deliiver breaking news."

"This just in an ape from a local circus is on a rampage throught New Donk City" said the reporter.

"Well take you live to the damage with Mike" the reporter continued."Thanks Tim, as you can see here at this greenhouse he terroized poor Stanley, a fumigator who owns this greenhouse who has a few words" said Mike.

"It started earlier this morning when this giant ape cuased all the bugs to attack" said Stanley the fumigator.

Suddenly the ape busted into the restaurant, "You in the RED HAT!!!" screamed the ape. "Why me?" said Mario. "You laughed at Me, what is your name dilweed" said Donkey Kong Sr.

"My name is Mario, and I beat your fare and square in hockey" Mario said bravely. DK Sr. then ran and stole Pauline. "Help Mario save me!!" She cried.

Chapter I: The Chase Begins
Mario then chased the dirty Donkey Kong Sr. this lead them to a construction site. "Hey Carpanter, dodge this" said the vengence crazed ape tieing Pauline to ropes and throwing a barrel down the grinders. Mario jumped over it and said, "Anyway you dirty ape my name is Mario and my name means bitter and you are gonna have a bitter feeling after I defeat you"

Mario climbed a ladder and he jumped over some more barrels. Suddenly he found a hammer, "This would come in handy" said our hero. As he grabbed the hammer and started whacking the barrels that were coming right toward him.

After a bunch climbing ladders and hitting barrels with hammers later. He climbed the ladder to where Pauline was tied up in ropes. He then freed Pauline but then Donkey Kong Sr. grabbed the girl and toke off higher up the construction site.

Chapter II: Treadmills, Pies, Oh My!!!
Now Mario 50 meters in the air or 15.15 stories if you perfer american. What I am saying is that our hero is very high in the sky. "Ha ha ha, I did not know that you made it up this far" said Donkey Kong Sr. He then pulled a lever which then cuased hot radioactive pies and treadmills to move.

"Oh no" said our hero. He ran then suddenly a pie came mario jumped over it. He then climbed up a ladder there were more pies and he was on another treadmill. "I have to think this through" said Mario as DK Sr. just ran around. "Wow I like getting some exersise" he said, wising there was a gym on Kong Isle.

After almost ramming into a oil drum and running aganist DK Sr. he reached Pauline again, only for the ape to grab him again and take of another 25 meters up.

Chapter III: Elevator Action
Mario now 75 meters up in the sky wounders how long will this fight continue. "How many times do I have to teach you this lesson you smelly ape" said our hero. Donkey Kong pulled another lever, this activates a series of elevators. Mario carefully jumped to each of the platforms.

Mario then had a close call with the jacks. "Mama Mia" Mario said saying one of his signature catchphrases. Then after climbing some ladders. another jack almost hit him, "Oh fuck" said Mario right when he dodged it. He climbed the ladder and rescued Pauline, "If I were a video game cartridge would you blow me?" said Mario.

Just then Donkey Kong Sr. had his very own pickup line, "I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie" just as he grabbed her.