Kart Krash (2019 game)/Transcript

This is the transcript for the video game Kart Krash.

The Beginning

 * (Starts at Forest Hills High)
 * Brady: Runes, have you heard of the race yet.
 * Runo: Yep, I have got tickets for both of us.
 * (Suddenly a portal opens up, striking at the boys.)
 * Both: WHOA!
 * ''(They go inside the portal. They enter the race they're supposed to go to.)
 * Dez: (commentating) Welcome to the Daytona Berry Race Stadium, sponsored by Pepsi, McDonald's, Burger King, KFC, Coca Cola, Subway, GameStop, Nickelodeon, Nickelodeon Animation Studios, Cartoon Network, Disney Channel, Disney XD, Walt Disney Animation Studios, and Mountain Dew!
 * Trish: Now here is a song called "Body Blurps" by Remington Tufflips!
 * Remington Tufflips: (singing) Oh yeah, uh, uh, work that body, work that...
 * Randy Cunningham: What the juice?
 * Howard Weinerman: I told you we shouldn't have watched this race.
 * Runo: According to my calculations, Brady, there are over 45 participants in this race.
 * Brady: So cool! (faints)
 * SpongeBob: Are you OK?
 * Runo: No, he's not.
 * Harley: Then we must get him to a doctor.
 * Runo: Tough luck.

Raving Karts

 * Dez: And that marks the end of the race. Tomorrow we will participate in Blandfordshire, England, now that's all folks!
 * Runo: (in changing room with Brady) We will race in Blandfordshire, Brady! No-one here's raced THERE.
 * Brady: Cool, bro!
 * Runo: No, not cool! (stuffs Brady in a locker overnight)
 * (8:34pm, everyone is asleep, and a helicopter takes the whole stadium to Blandfordshire.)
 * Brady: (muffled) Uh, guys?

At Blandfordshire

 * Dez: On your marks, get set... (blows airhorn)
 * (Everyone starts racing)
 * Runo: You're lucky that I let you out of the locker, eh?
 * Brady: Yeah, friend!
 * Runo: Errrrgh!
 * (All of the karts crash)
 * Crowd and Coach: WHO WILL PAY FOR ANY OF THIS?!
 * Both: Us.