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Pilot is the first episode of the SuperMarioLogan Show.

Plot
Mario is watching TV on the red couch, when he gets a knock at the door. Its Mr. Goodman, who is wearing a party hat for some reason. Apparently it's his birthday, and he wants $10,000,000 from Mario. Since Mario can't afford that, he and Goodman argue over the amount due until reaching a fair price of one thousand dollars. Goodman then tells Mario he must give him the money before the sun goes down, or he'll eat Mario's ballsack.

Mario panics, as he doesn't have a thousand dollars (he already gave all the money in his wallet to Goodman prior to the episode). Jeffy enters to show Mario his "raccoon" noises. Mario explains the problem to Jeffy, and he wants to help. Mario asks Jeffy to go to the ATM machine and see if he has any money there. Jeffy misinterprets this as "Go to the M&M machine and get me money", and goes to a vending machine and tries to "buy money". This fails, and Jeffy tells Mario that it didn't work. Mario thinks he's bankrupt, and decides to rob a bank.

Mario and Jeffy are wearing ski masks and holding guns in the parking lot of the bank. They briefly review their plan and almost get in. That's when the Brooklyn Guy sees them and asks why they look like their going to rob the bank. Mario makes up some little white lies, and the Brooklyn Guy leaves. Realizing they can't rob the bank the traditional way, they'll have to break the ATM machine to access the money.

Mario and Jeffy are standing in front of an ATM machine, with Jeffy holding a sledgehammer. Mario and Jeffy quickly review plan B, and Jeffy begins hitting the ATM with the sledgehammer. It then completely breaks, allowing Mario and Jeffy to access the money. They steal all of it and drive away.

That evening, Goodman comes back to claim his money. Mario gives him the sack of stolen money, and he leaves to count it. Mario then hears another knock at the door. It's the Brooklyn Guy, and he came to arrest Mario and Jeffy for robbing the bank. Mario tries to claim it wasn't him, but the Brooklyn Guy doesn't believe him, and they get arrested.