Imaginationland 3: Super-Buster! and the Weed from Outer Space/Transcript

Part 1
(We start off with the Paramount Pictures logo with Butters and his friends riding on the stars and land on the logo and the Warner Bros. logo with Super-Buster flying appears. The movie starts with a recap of the previous movie.)

Butters (flashback): Gee, it's so dark in here. Hello? Guys? Everyone? I guess I'll just celebrate on my own.

(Butters turns on the lights and everyone jumps out of their hiding spots.)

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63 and All Good Characters (flashback): Surprise!!!!!!

(The camera takes a picture of the part.)

Butters (off-screen): I sure had alot of fun in my birthday last time. I was playing games, blowing out the candles, and more! I really had fun! But then, something surprised me!

(The Mayor comes on stage and whispers into Songbird Serenade's ear.)

Songbird Serenade (flashback): What's that? Oh! Ladies and gentlemen, Butters and his friends are staying with us now!

(The camera takes a picture of the part.)

Butters (off-screen): I'm now at Imaginationland! This is the best! I REALLY had alot of fun now!

TTG Robin (flashback): Welcome to Titans Tower!

Everyone (flashback): Woah!

(The camera takes a picture of the part.)

Butters (off-screen): We then took a tour at Titans Tower with TTG Robin.

(The recap ends. Now it fades to Butters waking up.)

Butters (off-screen): But then, everything has turned fine.

Butters: (yawns) Today is my lucky day. I wonder what my friends are up too.

(The camera fades to the Imaginationland science lab.)

Cat: I'm bored, Dog. B-O-R-E-D, bored. Why did we want to work at the Imaginationland science lab? 'Cause we wanted to see space aliens. And what have we seen in two long years? Huh? Nothing! Nothing, N-U-T... You know nothing. I forget it, Dog!

[camera cuts to Jerry Gourd looking at a satellite image of the falling object wearing Spock ears as a trecky]

Dog: Cat?

Cat: "Watch the screen," they said, "keep your eyes on the screen." So we watched the screen for two years and what have we seen? Nothing!

Dog: [the alarm goes off] Cat?

Cat: And then there's the light. "If this light ever flashes, some plant from space is about to hit Imaginationland. Alert Super-Buster immediately!"

Dog: Cat! (starts to tremble)

Cat: Like that'll ever happen, I'm telling you, Dog, this is the most boring job on Earth. (Dog silently gulps, then Jimmy goes to Jerry) Maybe we can get our old jobs back at Mr. Slushy. What? [Looks at the satellite image and gets stressed out as well and he and Dog look at the button to the Buster-Signal]

(The camera cuts to a building top with the Larry-signal and it activates then the camera cuts to a mansion. Alfred notices the Larry-Signal and runs outside and tells Larry-Boy about the situation)

Mayor: Ah. Uh, master Larry, excuse me, master Buster.

Super-Buster: Yes, Alfred? (turns and accidentally hits Alfred with his plunger and looks at the signal in the sky) No time now, Alfred, duty calls! (Larry-Boy leaves to get into his car with Alfred on the ground)

Alfred: I've fallen and I can't get up.

Choir: Aah, aah, aah, aah, Super-Buster!

''[the camera cuts to a dead end road which happens to be the entrance the Buster-cave, the Buster-mobile drives out in action and the title "Imaginationland 3: Super-Buster! and the Weed from Outer Space!" comes up. The falling object lands in a near-by neighborhood and the object turns out to be a little creature the size of a tennis ball covered in spots and an antenna. The dark night sky turns to day and the camera turns to the house of Butters]''

Stan: The tea party is almost ready. We just need one more plate for Mr. Snuggly.

(camera cuts to the living room where we see Junior, Laura and Junior's teddy bear: Mr. Snuggly)

Butters: Hmm. Another plate? I know just where to get one.

Kyle: Where?

Butters: Up there.

[Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny looks up the bookshelf behind them to find a valuable bowling plate]

Cartman: Um, that looks like a very special plate. Maybe we could find another one.

Butters: Oh, it is a special plate, my dad says, "That's Art Bigotti, the greatest roller that ever rolled a ball. Only 200 plates made, it's collectible!"

Kyle: Let's just find another plate.

Butters: Mr. Snuggly is a very special bear. He deserves a special plate. I'm sure my dad won't mind. (Leans back and the shelf where the bowling plate is on begins to tilt forward but he pushes it back and the plate is hit by some books and falls off the shelf and breaks into pieces. He now has a shocked face.)

Kenny (Muffled): Sorry! (Leaves)

Cartman: Oh, I just remembered. I was supposed to wash my, uh... I have to take out the, uh... I gotta go. (Runs out of the house leaving Butters worried about could he do about his accident)

[Butters looks at the broken plate and then hears a voice and looks around]

Male: Psst, hey kid, looks like you got a problem.

Butters: Huh? Who said that?

Male: If you're interested I think I can help.

Butters: (looks at Mr. Snuggly) Mr. Snuggly? You can talk?

Mr. Snuggly (voice): Well, I've never been called Mr. Snuggly before, but of course I can talk. (turns out to be a creature we saw first earlier) Actually, the name is Rumor Weed. But you can call me Weed.

Butters: You must be new to the neighborhood.

Weed: You can say that. But more importantly, I'm here to help you out. I couldn't help but notice, you broke the plate.

Butters: Yeah, I...

Weed: And I imagine your father's not gonna be thrilled.

Butters: (nervously) Well yeah...

Weed: Now listen closely, what you need is a story.

Butters: You mean like a bedtime story?

Weed: No, no, no, no. Now try to keep up here, kid, you need to make up a story about how somebody else broke the plate.

Butters: (shocked) You mean you want me to lie?!

Weed: Oh, no, no, no, not a lie. What we are talking about here is just a little fib. People do it all the time, trust me. A little weed couldn't hurt anybody.

(sound of a door opens) Linda Stotch: I'm home!

(door closes)

Weed: Now it's up to you kid. Break a leg. (hides behind a lamp leg)

(Butters watches his mom come in)

Linda: Hi, Junior, how was your day today? (Looks at Butters, who doesn't respond, just looking sheepish, then looks at her plate on the ground)

Linda: My plate! My Art Bigotti limited edition collector's plate! What happened to it?

(Butters looks at Weed and Weed tells Junior to pay attention)

Butters: Well...

(Music plays and Butters begins to sing)

Butters: ''It's Kyle's fault. He broke the plate, I tried to stop him.''

(Weed gets surprisingly happy)

Butters: ''He demonstrates his apple chopper right behind him. The apple chopper worked just great but chopped right through your bowling plate. It's Kyle's fault, he broke the plate, it's true and that's the tale I have tell to you.''

Linda: Oh... My. Well if that's what you say happened, well, I trust you, Butters. But I'm very surprised at Kyle. I'm gonna have to call his mother right away. (Leaves)

[Weed hops out and appears to be a little bigger, but not a whole lot]

Weed: You did it! Good work, kid.

Butters: Huh? Have you grown?

Weed: Oh, no, no. I've always been this size, but you. You were magnificent!

Butters: I don't know. What about Kyle?

Weed: Oh, she'll be fine. Remember, a little fib couldn't hurt anybody. And besides, it's over, you're free!

Butters: You're right. I don't have to worry about that plate anymore. I'm free!

Weed: You betcha!

Butters: I feel great. You were right. A little weed can't hurt anybody.

Weed: Ha ha ha ha! That's my boy. (He and Butters leave the house to go out into town) Come on, kid, let's go have some more fun.

Butters: All righty, I'm with you all the way, Weed! Ha ha ha ha!

[the camera cuts to black, then a static with a TV screen with the Imaginationland Mayor calling in Super-Buster]

Mayor: Uh, hello? Super-Buster?

Super-Buster: What?

Mayor: Well, we need a deal. If only one bad guy comes to Imaginationland, let me know. OK?

Super-Buster: Loud and clear, Mayor! I can do this.

Choir: Super-Buster!

Super-Buster: (Passes by Junior and Fib to say hello and doesn't recognize Fib) Hello, boys.

Songbird Serenade: Hey, Butters! (Hops to talk to Butters)

Weed: Uh, I'll be right back. (Hops off into an alley way)

Butters: SONGBIRD!!

Songbird Serenade: Butters, I just came from Kyle's house and she got in trouble for breaking your dad's bowling plate. Except he said she didn't break it, he said you did. Who's telling the truth?

[Butters gets nervous and starts to think]

Butters: Oh... Well... Actually... He's right.

Songbird Serenade: Huh?

Butters: Kyle didn't break the plate. It was... It was... Kenny.

Songbird Serenade: He did?

Butters: Yep, that's right. Kenny broke the plate. I'll tell you the whole story.

(music kicks in and Butters begins to sing)

Butters: ''It's Kenny's fault, he broke the plate, he's very naughty. Just maybe now, he had a big comodogauti. He gave it to a crocodile who chewed it up for quite a while. It's Kenny's fault, he broke the plate, it's true and that's the tale I have to tell to you.''

Songbird Serenade: Whoa. Gee, I didn't think Kenny was capable of that kind of violence. He seemed like such a nice kid. I didn't even know he had a crocodile. (Hops away)

Butters: This is great! It worked again, Fib! Fib? You are growing!

[camera turns to Fib who has grown taller and has feet]

Weed: Growing? Oh, no, no. (looks down) Well, maybe I put on a few pounds, but Butters, I will always be your little weed.

Butters: (Looks down at Weed) You've got legs.

Weed: Yes, I do. But, enough about me. Butters, you were marvelous. What a story. I'm telling you kid, you've got the gift.

Butters: Really?

Weed: Oh, yeah. No doubt about it. You've got what it takes.

[Super-Butters passes by Butters and Weed and calls in Mayor]

Mayor: What do you mean you can't find it?

Super-Buster: I'm telling you Mayor, I've looked everywhere. It's just not here.

Kyle: There he is!

Butters: Hi, guys.

Weed: (runs into a nearby alleyway) Uh, if you need me I'll be over here.

Butters: Huh?

(Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny argue about Butters' lies in unison)

Kenny (muffled): What do you mean I broke the plate? I wasn't even at your house!

Stan: Kenny says he didn't break the plate. Kyle says she didn't break the plate.

Kyle: Lies! Lies!

Cartman: It's a great, big, ugly lie!

Stan: It's a lie, Butters!

Butters: No, no, that's not what I said at all. You didn't break the plate, and you didn't break the plate! No. It was these space aliens. They came down, and they grabbed these cows. And they switched brains with the cows. And the cows... with the brains of the space aliens... '''broke... the plate!''' (Looks at his friends)

Stan: Funny. I've just seen that same thing happen in a movie. "Invasion of the Cow Snatchers!"

Butters: You did?

Stan: It's another lie! (a sound of thunderous footsteps emerge while Stan talks) Nothing but a big... fat... ugly...

[everyone looks up]

Butters: Huh? (he turns around and looks up himself) W-W-Weed?!

[we see Weed at about 50 feet tall and has arms and clutches]

Weed: Hi, Butters. (Grabs him)

Butters: What are you doing?!

Weed: Don't worry, Butters. A little weed couldn't hurt anybody, right? Ha ha ha ha! (his foot crushes a cab)

Butters: Help! It's got me! I can't get free!

''[Weed goes on rampage with the citizens running for their lives. He starts by destroying an ice cream parlor and laughs maniacally. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny hide behind a building trembling. Weed goes to the movie theater and destroys a display for "Invasion of the Cow Snatchers"]''

Timmy Turner: (Watches the destroyed display go down the street and looks at where it came from. He's inside a police car which plays Catchy Song.) Great Scott! It's a monster! And it's got the wee lad in its clutches! This is a job for Super-Buster! (Weed finds him and walks over to step on his police car) (calling in the station) Super-Buster! We need Super-Buster! Call him, beep him, I don't care how you get him just get him fast! I'll call you right back. (He runs out screaming and Weed crushes his police car) Oh, the inhumanity. Super-Buster! Where could he be?!

[The camera cuts to Buster, who is out of his Super-Buster costume now in his robe, playing a game of Candy Land with Mayor in the house]

Buster: I'm still stuck in the molasses swamp. I've been here for 38 turns. Your turn, Mayor.

Mayor: Yes, let's see. (Mayot pulls a card) (excitedly) Oh, look! I get to go all the way to Princess Lolly! What luck! Ha! Your turn.

Buster: (picks a card) Still stuck. I sure hope the rest of Imaginationland is having a better day than I am. (He turns his card out to look out the window to see the Buster-Signal blinking and the city in disaster with the crowd screaming and sirens blaring. He gets Alfred up)

Buster: Mayor. I've got work to do. Consider our game... postponed! (Mayor looks at the camera nervously)

Choir: Aah, aah, aah, aah, Super-Buster!

(camera cuts back to the city where Weed crashes another car is about to crush a bus but is interrupted by Butters.)

Butters: Weed, why are you doing this to me? I thought you were my friend.

(The screen fades black.)

Announcer: We'll be back after this.

Bandy and Kids Lost Episode
(The screen then fades to the funding of a show.)

Kid announcer: Bandy and Kids is brought to you by this and other public television stations, and by the Corporation for Public Movie Theaters. (CPMT)

(The screen fades black, then it fades to the opening of Bandy and Kids, the parody of "Barney and Friends" and "Baloney and Kids".)

Singing children: Bandy is a dino-friend who made you things to haaa-aaave. He also has imaginations that we also have.

(Bandy bumps sitting banging the line. The screen fades black then it fades to the school, showing the Bandy toy.)

Boy: Man, I LOVE books! Books are great!

Girl: Yeah, but I'm not surprised about that weed taking over the world.

Boy: Don't worry, we can pretend!

(The Bandy toy starts to come to life. Sparkling stars all over him starts to get him to grow. into a real dinosaur.)

Bandy: Did somebody say "pretend?" (laughs)

Boy and girl: BANDY!

(The boy and girl then hugs Bandy the Red Dinosaur)

Boy: We have some new friends to play with.

Bandy: You mean the three boys, but not one cause he's muffled? Yum, yum, diddle, DUM!

Girl: Look! It's Carl, Kyle, and Cartman.

(The producers pushes Carl, Kyle, and Cartman to the set. They then smiles to Bandy.)

Bandy: Oh-ho-ho-ho! I'm so glad you're here! There's nothing like three adult show boys to be with me for the first neo-completeo-yippe time!

(Bandy hugs them. The boy and girl is surprised. Bandy hums.)

Bandy: Don't you wanna go cukoo crazy with some kids that are non-live action, just ANIMATED??? HUH??

Boy: I don't think we got time to have fun, Bandy. But we gotta go. I have to finish my math homework after I eat some dinner.

Girl: And I need to clean the dishes.

Both: YAY!

(Carl, Kyle, and Cartman are shocked. Bandy is not. The boy and girl then leaves.)

Carl: Wait, take us with you!

Bandy: Bye bye, kids! (looks at Carl, Kyle, and Cartman) Well, it's just me and you again! (laughs)

Carl: Imagine how you like.

Cartman: Yeah. There's nothing to worry.

Bandy: Imagine? Why, I LOVE to imagine! But I need some help with the princesses of props.

(The princesses of props then comes in bringing the board and letters. Wakko and Yakko is super surprised.)

Wakko and Yakko: HELLOOOO, PRINCESSES OF PROPS NURSES!

Bandy: Now, wanna sing the imagine song? I'll show you how to spell imagine.

Carl: Nope! We'll never!

Bandy: Then I'll do it! (singing) I is for imagine, M is for me, N is for the letter N, G is for G, I is for imagine, N is for nice, E is for egan, I'll say the magic twice. (laughs)

Carl: Wow. Nice song.

Bandy; Thanks! Let's hug!

Cartman: Ah-ah-ah-ah, why don't you go imagine that too?

Bandy: I LOVE ME! Yum, yum, doodle, dum! (hugs himself, then laughs)

Kyle: Yeah. Well, it's nice seeing you today. We gotta go back to a Super-Buster movie.

Bandy: MAYBE WE CAN STOP PLAYING TOGETHER!!! AUUGGGHHH!!!

Kyle: That could be tough, we have very strong imaginations.

Bandy: YOU'RE SILLY! Hey, I know! Why don't we make masks and guess who we are? (singing) I'll hold up a mask, lingy-lingy-loo! You'll guess who I am, lingy-lingy-loo! (laughs)

Cartman: Are we being punished?

Kyle and Carl: Yes.

(Bandy holds up a mask with a silly face.)

Bandy: Guess who? (laughs)

Carl: Is it...Super-Buster?

Bandy: No.

Kyle: Could it be...Songbird Serenade from the previous movie?

Bandy: No!

Cartman: Is it the red dinosaur with a pie plate in his face and the pie plate has a silly face?

Bandy: NO! IT'S ME, BANDY!

Carl, Kyle, and Cartman: You're kidding!

Bandy: Why don't you make up your masks, and I'll tell you who you are? (laughs)

Kyle: Uh, because we rather see Super-Buster save the world.

TBA.