Everything Wrong with The Nick Jr. Movie

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Everything Wrong with

The Nick Jr. Movie

In "It's a Katherine Dillon Film" minutes or less

Spoilers!!!

(Are you kidding me!?)


 * 1: The fact that this film exists. I thought they were done with these crappy films... of wait.
 * 2: Many, many, and many minutes of logos.
 * 3: Didn't Paramount and Universal already celebrated their 100th anniversary?
 * 4: Also, Comcast.
 * 5: Hey there's no reason to get Comedy Central involved in this, it's not in R-rated movie.
 * 6: Platinum Dunes, when Michael Bay's involve in this, he'll ruin everything.
 * 7: We already know who's helped with this film, do you really want to remind everyone who helped with again?
 * 8: Also, GoAnimate Pictures.
 * 14: Katherine Dillon is in this. Wait, if she DID a good job on this film, maybe this film won't suck, maybe the film's critical reception might be right the whole ti-.
 * 15: (Joe: Hi! I’m Joe, and Everyone Hates Me!) There's something about this line that screws me off.
 * 16: (Ruby: We Are Together.) I can see that.
 * 17: (Rusty: Today’s the Day We Kill The Paw Patrol!) Killing? I thought this was a flipping kids movie!
 * 18: (Blue: Hi Guys!) HOLY SH*T!!!!!!! Blue just talked!
 * 19: (Zee D. Bird: That was a Disappointment.) You think!!!!?
 * 20: (Joe: Oh No! Everest threw away my notebook! Dora, what can we do? Dora: You Need My Backpack.) Or you could just get it out of the trash. Like a normal person would.
 * 21: (Backpack: Hi! Joe wants to tell the Paw Patrol Pups to Shut Up!) Are you sure this isn't a PG-rated movie? 'Cause I think they were lying.
 * 22: (Dora: Adios, Paw Patrol! And Don’t Ever Come Back!) Don't jinx it, they'll come back. (to himself) They always come back.
 * 23: (Tuck: Worse than Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon! Linny: Worse than Breadwinners!) They're not worse then those, Teen Titans Go! deserves to be called that.
 * 24: (Everest: My Name is Everest! Your Blue Colors are So Beautiful! Blue: Aw, Thank You!) The only thing I've got on my mind is... (Odin: Oh sh*t.)
 * 25: (Skye: Anyways, We’re looking for a New Member to join the team! You should join us!) I see what you did there, you wanted Blue to join the Patrol so that they can't finish working on the reboot.
 * 26: (Botasaur: Oh My God! That’s Terrible!) Correction, this film should've been rated PG-13.
 * 27: (Characters: I am good, and that is bad! I will never be bad, and that’s not good! Our film is rated PG because we say crap, and we don’t rap!) Um, you just rapped, and the trailer for this film said it's rated G, meaning they WERE lying about the rating the whole time!
 * 28: (Rusty: Well, Blue joined forces with the Paw Patrol, Or should I say, Pest Patrol, And I checked this morning and they were watching P*rn on Marshall’s Laptop, And now they’re making a Show Called Wonder Pets: Adult Cartoon Show!) Did Rusty just said p*rn?
 * 29: Also, you should be called to Junior's Club.
 * 30: Also, there making an adult series based on the Wonder Pets? No wonder the plot sucks.
 * 31: Lastly, Rust would be good at CinemaSins.
 * 32: (Magenta: But Periwinkle, I Have Autism! Just like George!) When was George diagnosed with autism?
 * 33: (Swift: Geuss What, Top Wing Gang?) How the H*ll could you mispronounce "guess"?
 * 34: (Chase: Good job, Pups! Now we can go make the Wonder Pets Adult Show!) Why are the Paw Patrol involved in this? Why are they the antagonists of the film? The. Plot. Doesn't. Make. Any. Flippin'. Sense.
 * 35: Also, THIS FILM DESERVES A FLIPPIN' R RATING!
 * 36: When did Disney started making R-rated films?
 * 37: (Joe: It’s the mean Pups, that’s what!) Are you sure they aren't possessed?
 * 38: (Rusty: NOOOOOOO!) How dare you answer my question.
 * 39: Also, no.
 * 40: (Tracker: Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls!) Bad*sses and a-holes.
 * 41: (Tracker: The Paw Patrol Pups Present a howling good time of a party!) A party that you'll regret going to for the rest of your life.
 * 42: (Blue: What? I thought You Guys were my friends!) They were using you, dipsh*t! Wow, I wonder how Joe's going to explain all of this to Steve.
 * 43: (Chase: You’ve Done Good. Now, you’re gonna get what you deserve! Transformation Time!) What's the perfect way to sin this? I've got it. (Fourze Driver: 3. 2. 1.) This sucks!
 * 44: (Uniqua: This is Reporter Uniqua Speaking! Chase just turned into a Giant! Sprinkles will call the Wonder Pets! Bye!) That was the worst news broadcast I've ever seen in my life.
 * 55: Also, for putting this breaking news together in just less than a minuet, I'm giving this 10 extra sins.
 * 56: (Blue: Geuss I deserved to be cancelled in 2006. Rusty: You didn’t. You done the right thing to escape from them.) Just after what happened? Katherine Dillon must be thinking (Adam Sander: What the H*ll happened to me!?)
 * 56: (Joe: We All love you, Blue!) Even if you the original or not.
 * 57: This calls for a sh*tty musical number.
 * 58: (Dora: Teamed Up with a Bunch Of Villains who wanted to make An Adult Show!) *This made me laugh so hard, I couldn't breath.*
 * 59: Credits. Thank God it's over. Wait, I just remembered something. (Beginning of the film's credits page.) I know this has nothing to do with the film, but this was meant to be a cult film?
 * 60: (Plays credits) The credits are as long as the logos.
 * 61: Jon, Steven, Mike, why didn't you say "no" to this film?
 * 62: Harry Drew-Hunt is involved in this? I need to ask him about this.
 * 63: Isn't writer and screenwriter the same thing?
 * 64: (Based on The Nick Jr. Show Characters by Paul Ramsey) They made a show about this!
 * 66: They thought 4Kids is still in business.
 * 67: Also, 4Kids!
 * 68: There's another Disney.
 * 69: I don't recall seeing the Muppets in this.
 * 70: Toei.
 * 71: It's a NicThic.
 * 72: The fact Danny Elfman is a music supervisor.
 * 73: Toys "R" Us, Playhouse Disney, Noggin, and Coccie Jar, doesn't exist anymore.
 * 74: (The Nick Jr. Movie will be available in stores on DVD, Blu-Ray, and Blu-Ray 3D, and as a bonus, you can take home the director's cut of the 2018 film of the same name, available on DVD and Blu-Ray.) WHEN it's on DVD and Blu-Ray.
 * 75: (May both their souls rest in peace.) Knowing these companies are spitting on your graves.
 * 76: This is NOT a Universal Kids film.
 * 1,735,827,681: I saved this sin for last, because I want to tell you something, the film's box office performance was apparently shocking, due to it's commercial success. But that's not what the sin is, instead of saving the money for something useful, THEY USED IT TO MAKE A GODD*NM SEQUEL!

Time: 1:30:00

Sin tally: 1,735,827,681

Sentence: Form an anti-Canimation troop!