Dr. Dolittle (film)

Matthew, think what it might mean, if I could talk to the animals, just imagine it Chatting to a chimp in chimpanzee Imagine talking to a tiger, chatting to a cheetah What a neat achievement that would be.

If we could talk to the animals, learn their languages Maybe take an animal degree. I'd study elephant and eagle, buffalo and beagle, Alligator, guinea pig, and flea.

I would converse in polar bear and python, And I Would curse in fluent kangaroo. If people asked me, can you speak rhinoceros, I'd say, "Of courserous, can't you?"

If I conferred with our furry friends, man to animal think of the amazing repartee If I could walk with the animals, talk with the animals, Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals, and they could talk to me.

If I consulted with quadripeds Think what fun we'd have, asking over crocodiles for tea or maybe lunch with two or three lions, walruses or sea lions what a lovely place the world would be

If I spoke slang to Orangutans, the advantages any fool on earth could plainly see discussing eastern art and dramas with intellectual llamas That's a big step forward, you'd agree

I'd learn to speak in antelope and turtle my pekingese would be extremely good If I were asked to sing in hippopotamus I'd say why-not-amus and would

If I could parlay with with pachyderms It's a fairy tale worthy of Hans Anderson or Grimm If I could walk with the animals, talk with the animals, Grunts and squeaks and squawk with the animals, I can't wait to start...

A man can talk to the animals, it's a miracle In a year from now I guarantee I'll be the marvel of the mammals, playing chess with camels no more just a boring old M.D.

I'll study every living creature's language so I can speak to all of them on sight If friends say, "can he talk in crab or pelican" you'll say, "Like hell-he-can" and you'll be right

And if you just start to think of it There's no doubt of it I'll shall win a place in history that I can walk with the animals, talk with the animals, Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals, and they speak and squawk and squeak and talk to me.

-addtional- If we could talk to the animals, learn their languages Think of all the things we could discuss If we could walk with the animals, talk with the animals, Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals, And they could and talk to us.