Pete the Cat: Battle for Peteville/Transcript

Opening Cutscene
Narrator: Welcome to Peteville, a normally peaceful cartoon sanctuary, today it will be transformed into a theater of pure horror, where in our little blue cat will play the starring role.

(Zooms out to show Puppy’s house, then the inside of his secret laboratory to show him next to a machine)

Puppy: Today's the big day. I have devised an ingenious plan to finally steal the CatGo and the Nine Lives formula. If Peteville happens to get demolished in the process, oh well. With my brand new Duplicatotron 3000. I'll clone an army of robots that will wreak mayhem and destruction at my command. One last review of the checklist, let's see, item number one: is Puppy a genius? Answer: yes. Okay checklist complete throw on the switch. Welcome my perfectly obedient robot army. Hang on. I want to get a photo for my scrapbook Hey. Hello? What do you think your doing? Oh. No. No. No. Wait, wait, but I'm your master. I made you. No! No! My good China! Arghhhhhh!!!!!

Pete: Another perfect day playing robots and racehorses.

Shy Guy: Yeah, only I keep getting the racehorses and the robots mixed up.

Pete: Wouldn't be great if we hand real robots to play with Shy Guy? I'd name mine Robo Jr. Or Zorlon, or maybe Frankie.

Shy Guy: Yeah, these unreal robots are getting boring, hey, what if we put the robots in here?

Pete: Oh how shell-fish of you.

Shy Guy: It's not just any shell, it's my magic wishing shell.

Pete: Wow! That's great Shy Guy.

Shy Guy: So, we put they toy robots in here.

Pete: Okay.

Shy Guy: Then we say the magic wishing words. And shake the magic wishing shell.

Pete: Okay.

Shy Guy: Then we go to sleep, and in the morning, we'll have real robots to play with.

Pete: But Shy Guy, aren't we going to say the magic wishing words?

Shy Guy: You already did.

Pete: So okay is the magic wishing word?

Shy Guy: It used to be Alakazama-ala-balo-weesnaw-dinky-tana-fooshbarg-griddlebits-von-wiener-schnauzer. But I kept forgetting it.

Pete: Are you sure this'll work?

Shy Guy: Sure. Last week, I only had one big cookie crumb, and I was really hungry, so I put my cookie crumb in the magic wishing shell. then i said the magic wishing word and shook it, and in the morning I had lots of little cookie crumbs.

Pete: Shy Guy. I proclaim that tomorrow is going to be the best day ever.

Shy Guy: Goodnight Pete.

Pete: Goodnight Shy Guy.

(A Fodder was shown outside Pete’s house)

Narrator: The next morning...

(The alarm went off and Pete wakes up and gets out of bed)

Pete: Gonna play with robots, gonna play with robots, gonna play with robots, gonna play with- Whoa! Uh Goldie, did you do that?

Goldie: (bubbles)

Pete: Yeah Goldie, it sure looks like we're in a doozy of a pickle. I think I'm gonna have to learn a lot in order to fix this mess.

Goldie: (bubbles)

Pete: What a fantastic idea, these signs will provide important tips to help me out.

Pete: Um, how does he read the signs?

Goldie: (bubbles)

Pete: Oh. Ok. Press this button to read the signs.

(Nintendo Switch: R) (Xbox Series X & S: RT) (PS4 & PS5: R1) (PC: Keyboard Key Z) (Android & iOS: Tap screen)

Goldie: (bubbles)

Pete: So if I want to come back and talk to you again, just walk up to you and press this button.

(Nintendo Switch: R) (Xbox Series X & S: RT) (PS4 & PS5: R1) (PC: Keyboard Key Z) (Android & iOS: Tap screen)

Pete: I better get started now Goldie, I think that this is going to be a very long day.