WikiViews/The Ugly Duckling (2023 film)

(it starts with the ghost of Hans Christian Andersons grave rolling and has his ghost waking up in fear and anger)

Hans: Who dares have me rolling in my grave???!!!!

( he looks at a universal pictures sign)

Hans: You will rule this day OONiVarsel whatever your called.

(he teleports to Nolan and Dillons house and see Nolan working hard and busy as he interrupts him)

Hans: You, glasses boy!!!! Someone has rolled my grave and had my spirit awaken,

Nolan: No way!!! I know you!

Hans; You do?

Nolan: Yeah your the ghost of Hans Christian Anderson one of the many fairy tale writers

Hans: Yes indeed boy it is I....very surprising you knew that.

Nolan: I gotta say Mr. Anderson I praise your work for such stories and the Ugly Duckling happens to be my all time favorite

Hans: Thank you i am honored that my duckling story is your favorite.

(Dillon holds him at gunpoint)

Dillon: You have to rewrite the Little Mermaid boi.

Hans: Ok lemme rewrite it real quick

(does it in seconds and republishes it)

Hans: There boy who is demanding is this the little mermaid you wanted.

Dillon: Yay! It's now like the Disney film!

Hans: Good.

Nolan: Hans what are you doing here?

Hans: You two i need your help someone has turned one of my stories into death that made me kick myself in me own grave and had woke me up to find out what they did.

Nolan: Which story?

Hans: Someone has made the ugly duckling.....more ugly

Nolan: oh god....What did they do.

Hans: the story was changed into a getting hot chicks story, Some guy named Owen Wilson is playing the duck, Some woman who ran for president became a duck and some actor from Grease is voicing all the female swans

Dillon: Sergei... prepare my Haeger.

(He does)

Nolan: Haeger?

Dillon: A Jaeger but with no copyright.

Hans: And the worst part is, some company named OONeVarsel is teaming with a company that made Ice Age is helping and guys behind some sort of brick attached toy movie is forced to help

(Phil Lord and Christopher Miller are in chains crying as they're forced to make the script and animation)