Who Broke It? (the Great Crossover version)

Applejack (from My Little Pony): So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Cure Dream: I did. I broke it--

Applejack: No. No, you didn’t. Sonic?

Sonic the Hedgehog: Don’t look at me. Look at Lucia.

Lucia Nanami: What?! I didn’t break it.

Sonic: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Lucia: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Sonic: Suspicious.

Lucia: No, it’s not!

LEON: If it matters, probably not... Lola was the last one to use it.

LOLA: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

LEON: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

LOLA: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Leon!

Cure Dream: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Applejack.

Applejack: No. Who broke it?

Lucia: Applejack, Kimberly's been awfully quiet.

Kimberly Jordan: Really?

Lucia: Yeah, really!

Kimberly: Oh, my God...

(everybody else arguing)

Applejack: I broke it. It burned my hooves so I bucked it.

Kimberly: Hmm, I guess that was unpleasant.