The Danger Rangers Save Christmas/Transcript

(We begin with a fade in to a theater curtain, where Burble steps out of.)

Burble: (Acknowledging the audience) Hello, everyone, my name is Burble but I assume you already know that and I will be your narrator for this special so without further ado, let's begin.

(The curtain then opens to the north pole.)

Burble: (VO) Our story begins in a little snowy area, which you might know as the north pole. In the "Danger Rangers" world that is.

(Santa then comes into the picture carrying a sack that he then puts on his sleigh that the elves were polishing while the song, "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town" by Mariah Carey plays in the background.)

Mariah Carey off-screen: You better watch out, You better not cry, You better not pout, I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is comin' to town, Santa Claus is comin' to town, Santa Claus is comin' to town!

Santa: How does the sleigh look, Jingle?

Jingle: It's almost looking good for your trip, sir.

Santa: (Laughs) Very good, it won't be long before Christmas day so that means we have to hurry.

Jingle: You got it, sir.

(It then cuts to the opening credits in a snowy area with only one light shinning on it as the song, "If Only" by Fiction Plane plays in the background.)

Fiction Plane off-screen: The old man's been stealin', She's holdin' a grievance for hundred-odd years, We all keep believin', That history repeats itself year after year, How I fear that the future is worse, We have to give in to a hundred-year curse, Sweat in the sun like we're diggin' a grave, Dig deep enough and our fortune is saved--, "If only, if only, " the woodpecker sighs, "The bark on the trees was as soft as the skies", As the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely, He cries to the moo-oo-oon, "If only, if only", Chasin' the skirt of a beautiful wife, You make mistakes and it's my back that breaks, And forever my past steals my life, To submission I'm beat, but there's hope beneath these feet, Blisters and blood and the sun makes you blind, Don't let it eat ya, it can't help but be kind, 'Cause you know what's important with your back to the wall, You can break metal chains when your friends don't let you fall, "If only, if only, " the woodpecker sighs, "The bark on the trees was as soft as the skies, ", As the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely, He cries to the moo-oo-oon, "If only, if only", I'm a sword but I find myself blunt, That is no use when i'm fighting my history, fighting my history, I have no blade, I'm more like a feather, That is no use when I'm fighting my history, fighting my history, I have no blade, I'm more like a feather, But I can't fly away without fighting myself, "If only, if only, " the woodpecker sighs, "The bark on the trees was as soft as the skies, ", As the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely, He cries to the moo-oo-oon, "If only, if only", "If only, if only, " the woodpecker sighs, "The bark on the trees was as soft as the skies", As the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely, He cries to the moo-oo-oon, "If only, if only".

(Then, the title screen comes in: "The Danger Rangers Save Christmas.")

(We then cut to Mount Rushmore, where the Danger Rangers are getting the place decorated for Christmas.)

Burble: (VO) Now, not very far away, we were getting our headquarters ready for Christmas when we've received Christmas invitations from our friend, Leroy, through SAVO's devices.

Kitty: (Notices) Hey, guys, Leroy just sent us some invitations to come to his Christmas party!

Sully: (Impressed) That's great news, Kitty!

SAVO: Not only did he invite you, but he also invited the Junior Danger Rangers.

Burt: That's awesome, SAVO!

Kitty: I bet Leroy's whole family is gonna be there.

SAVO: Yes, they will be, Kitty and there will also be someone else.

Burble: Really?

SAVO: Yes, he is one of Leroy's friends and his name is Charles M Richardson.

Sully: I see.

SAVO: And his nickname is Charlie because that's what everyone calls him.

Squeeky: (Impressed) Cool, never met anyone in the real world with a nickname before.

SAVO: (To Squeeky) Well, now you have, Ranger Rodent. (To all the Rangers) Here's a map, from Leroy's home to his Christmas home.

(He then shows the map.)

Kitty: Looks like we'll have to get there in the nick of time if we need to get to Leroy's Christmas home.

Sully: You got that right, Kitty. Leroy's Christmas party, here we come!

SAVO: I'll let the Junior Danger Rangers know to meet you at the TV store in the real world.

Kitty: Thanks, SAVO, now let's go!

(The Rangers then go off to get themselves ready for the Christmas party. We then cut to the real world, in Leroy's home room as the Christmas instrumental version of the "Danger Rangers" theme plays in the background.)

Danger Rangers: (singing off-screen) Danger Rangers, Danger Rangers, Danger Rangers, Danger Rangers, Danger Rangers, Danger Rangers.

(Leroy's TV begins to static and reveals Sully and he looks around the room.)

Sully: (Singing off-screen) '''There's trouble on the horizon. There's danger around every bend.'''

(Sully then comes out of the TV, converting into his CGI three-dimensional animated form. He is then followed by Kitty, who coverts into her CGI three-dimensional animated form.)

Kitty: (Singing off-screen) With all the things that can hurt you, on whom can you depend?

(Burble comes halfway out of the TV, only to get stuck. Sully and Kitty pull him out, revealing his full CGI three-dimensional animated form.)

Burble: (Singing off-screen) A street, a pool, a dangerous tool or riding home on your bike.

(Squeeky, Burt, Gabriela and Fallbot come out of the TV, converting to their CGI three-dimensional animated forms.)

Squeeky: (Singing off-screen) '''It's up to you. What do you do? Who you gonna be like?'''

Danger Rangers: (Singing off-screen) Like the Danger Rangers.

(They walk out the door.)

SAVO: (Off-screen) '''Danger Alert! Danger Alert!'''

(Cut to the TV store.)

Danger Rangers: (Singing off-screen) Danger Rangers, Danger Rangers, Danger Rangers, Danger Rangers.

(The Rangers stop at the TV store and the Junior Danger Rangers come out of various TVs in the store, converting to their CGI three-dimensional animated forms. They then go to the car rental place and buy a bus so that they can fit everyone in it.)

Burt: (Singing off-screen) It's nothing more to being cool...

Gabriela: (Singing off-screen) ...than being safe 'cause...

Danger Rangers: (Singing off-screen) '''...safety rules! Danger Rangers, Danger Rangers, Danger Rangers, Danger Rangers!'''

Danger Rangers and Junior Danger Rangers: Safety rules!

Kitty: (Notices) Oh, I almost forgot, Sully, as our leader, did you remember to bring the communicator so that we can call Junior Danger Warrior if something goes wrong?

Sully: (Shows the communicator) Already did, Kitty.

Kitty: (Smiles) Good to hear.

(Cut to Leroy's Christmas home.)

Burble: (VO) This is Leroy's Christmas house and everyone in the place was getting everything ready for the season.

Angela: (Smiles) Good work on the decorations, sugar cube.

Leroy: (Putting up the decorations) Thanks, mom, it's the best I can do.

(Then, the doorbell rung.)

Leroy: I'll get it!

(Leroy went to the door, answered it and behind the door was his friend, Charlie.)

Charlie: Hi, Leroy. Merry Christmas. Sorry I'm a bit late, but I just had to find the right outfit.

Leroy: That's alright, Charlie.

Charlie: Thanks.

(Charlie then sees Joyce, Brittany, Turner, Jerry, Val, Chris and Tessa putting up the decorations for the Christmas party.)

Charlie: Joyce, Brittany, Turner, Jerry, Val, Chris and Tessa! Hi!

Joyce, Brittany, Turner, Jerry, Val, Chris and Tessa: Hey, Charlie!

(Charlie then went inside and Leroy closed the door.)

Charlie: So, when does this party get started?

Leroy: When the Danger Rangers get here.

Charlie: (Confused) The Danger who?

Leroy: Oh, right, you haven't noticed. Well, you see...

(Leroy inaudibly explained the whole story, leaving Charlie shocked at the news.)

Burble: (VO) Being the shocked kid that he is, Charlie couldn't believe what he heard.

Charlie: Really? I heard of them but I thought they were just TV characters.

Leroy: Well, Charlie, whatever you see on TV actually exists in another dimension.

Charlie: I see.

(Then, the doorbell rings again.)

Leroy: That must be them!

Charlie: I'm right behind you.

(Leroy and Charlie answer the door and behind it was the Danger Rangers and Junior Danger Rangers.)

Leroy: Hi, guys!

Danger Rangers and Junior Danger Rangers: Hi, Leroy! Merry Christmas!

Kitty: Thanks for inviting us to this party.

Leroy: My pleasure, kitty cat.

Charlie: Oh... my... gosh! (Faints)

Leroy: (Notices) Charlie, are you alright?

Charlie: (Wakes up) I guess you were right about the whole dimension talk, Leroy.

Leroy: (To Charlie) Indeed, I am. (To the Rangers) Guys, this is Charlie.

The Rangers: Hey, Charlie!

(Charlie doesn't know what to say, so he just waves his hand hello in a bashful mood.)

Burble: (VO) Yeah, Charlie was kind of a weird guy when we first met him but overtime, we started to get used to him and became really good friends with him.

Charlie: Oh goodness, I never seen kids characters in live action since I saw "Bubble Guppies Live!"

Kitty: Well, now you have, kid.

Leroy: Well, anyways, come on in, guys.

(The Danger Rangers and Junior Danger Rangers then went inside and Leroy closed the door again.)

Burble: (VO) And you know something? I reminded Charlie of someone.

Charlie: I like Danger Ranger Burble, he reminds me of my uncle, Kevin Michael Richardson.

Leroy: Your uncle is Kevin Michael Richardson?

Charlie: It is true, Leroy, it is true

Leroy: (Impressed) Cool.

Sully: Oh, and also, Leroy, I brought the communicator so that we can contact Junior Danger Warrior in case anything really really bad happens.

Leroy: Great, I'm sure he'll be a great help.

Sully: Hope so.

(Leroy's Uncle Nick then comes in carrying a pile of plates.)

Nick: Hey, Leroy, Charlie, oh, and you Official and Junior Danger Rangers. Well, since you guys are here can you help out with the food? It's almost time for the feast.

Sully: (To Nick) Sure we can, Nick. (To the Rangers) Right, guys?

(The rest of the Rangers agree and went to help Nick. Sully gets fish sticks, Kitty gets spaghetti and meatballs, Burble gets macaroni and cheese, Squeeky gets a big wheel of cheese, Burt gets pizza and Gabriela gets red velvet Gabriela-shaped cookies.)

Gabriela: (Excited) Si, my cookies are shaped like me!

Leroy: Yeah, I made those in honour of your bravery, Gabriela.

Gabriela: Gracias, Leroy!

Kitty: (Notices) Hey, guys, check out Tessa and Joyce over there in the living room.

(The Rangers then see Tessa and Joyce dancing to Justine Clarke's "I Like To Sing," that is playing on the living room TV.)

Kitty: (Impressed) I guess they're really good dancers.

Sully: (Impressed) I think so too, Kitty.

(Alro, Bradley and Beth walk up.)

Bradley: Long time no see, Leroy.

Beth: It's so nice to see you again.

Alro: And truth be told, I have never had christmas with your family before.

Leroy: Yeah, well you'll get used to it Alro.

(Then, Derek walks up.)

Derek: How are ya, little monkey?

Leroy: (Laughs) Oh, Derek, stop calling me that, you know I'm not a monkey anymore but anyways, I'm doing fine.

Kitty: (Laughs) It's okay, Leroy, since I'm Derek's favorite Danger Ranger, he thought it would be okay for him to call you by your nickname, "little monkey," like I did when you first came along.

Leroy: I see, kitty cat.

Drew: (Rings the dinner bell) Chow time, everyone, chow time!

(Everyone got together at the dinner table as the feast began.)

Kitty: This food is really delicous, Nick.

Nick: I had a feeling you would say that, Ranger Kitty.

(Leroy then gives a book to Squeeky.)

Leroy: Here's a gift for you, (imitating SAVO) Ranger Rodent.

(This left Squeeky smiling as he then looks at the book.)

Squeeky: (Reading) "Cheese and Culture: A History of Cheese and Its Place in Western Civilization." (Not reading) Thanks, Leroy, this is so cool.

(After the feast.)

Angela: Okay, Joyce, go get ready for a bath.

Joyce: Okay, mommy.

(Joyce then goes to the washroom as Burble relaxes in a chair.)

Burble: That was the greatest feast I ever had.

Sully: Definitely was, Burble.

Kitty: (Notices) Oh that reminds me, I got a gift for you, Leroy.

Leroy: (Surprised) Really?

(Kitty nodded and handed Leroy a necklace)

Leroy: It's a necklace that says "DR" on it.

Sully: Yep, and it's very styling.

Leroy: (Impressed) Oh, it really is, thank you, kitty cat.

Kitty: (Smiles) My pleasure, little monkey.

Leroy: And I got something for you, Sully.

(He gave Sully a DVD, which he and the rest of the Rangers are on the cover.)

Sully: Hey, we got our own DVD.

Leroy: Yeah, you are pretty famous in media.

Sully: (Smiles) Thanks, Leroy.

Leroy: (Smiles) My pleasure.

(Burble watches this with a grin on his face)

Burble: (VO) I admit that it seemed that this would be the best Christmas season ever and that's what we thought.

(Cut to a warehouse, in Boston, in the "Danger Rangers" world.)

Burble: (VO) But alas, I assure you, a couple of old foes of ours were determined to turn the season sour.

(Cut to inside the warehouse, where Danger Rangers villains, Quentin V. Manderbill and Henri Ennui were spying on the citizens of the "Danger Rangers" world.)

Burble: (VO) That crazy duck, Quentin V. Manderbill, who rigged playground equipment just to power his machine, the "Manderbill Prize-o-rama," and that jerkish French poodle, Henri Ennui, who used to work with Kitty at Global Pol. And guess who was accompanying them?

(Cut to Rusty Ringtail, Snarf and Chilli Dog, who were helping the two other villains spy on the citizens.)

Burble: (VO) That rascally raccoon, Rusty Ringtail, who used to be with me on the same street but we went separate ways, I learned to obey common sense while he was written up for careless riding. As well as Snarf and Chilli Dog. And believe me, they didn't really mean it when they said Rusty heard that last of them, they were angry with him and Rusty admitted it.

Quentin: Boys, do quotes of Scrooge, one of me and Henri's favorite Christmas characters of all time, "Bah, humbug?"

Henri: Oui, look at all zose foolish people frolicking around in ze snow, shopping, singing, holiday cheer, blah!

Chilli: Gee, that doesn't sound that bad, sirs.

(Snarf nods his head in agreement with Chilli. Rusty glares at Chilli and Snarf.)

Rusty: Snarf! Chilli! Weren't you listening to Mr. Manderbill--I mean, Quentin and Henri, you two buffoons?!

Chilli: (Startled) Uh, no, sir! I mean yes, sir! I mean aye, sir!

Snarf: (Startled) Yeah, surely, we were.

Quentin: Ever since, Henri and I were children, and before I won the Nobel prize at the age of 10, we have despised this time of year.

Henri: While ze other children were getting silly toys and goodies, we were busy perfecting our fiendish plans.

Quentin: All that hard work gave us fortuitiveness and stick-to-itiveness.

Henri: And made us into ze most lovable but slightly deranged scientists zat we are today.

Snarf: Well, I can totally relate to that.

Rusty: Why, Snarf?

Snarf: Because I'm much of a Hanukkah rat and the only things I get on every Christmas are eight candles, each with a different and pretty good smell, a dradle and a new pair of slacks!

Rusty: (Realizes) Oh, I see.

Chilli: I can relate to that too. Because you know what holiday wolf I'm much of? I'm much of a Kwanzaa wolf. And what did I get on every Christmas? (Shows Rusty a scarf) Only one small present like this scarf!

Rusty: (Realizes) Well, that's a shame.

Henri: Well, anyways, where were we? Oh, oui! And to show you boys that we haven't completely forgotten about all zose years of watching ze other children play in ze snow, Monsieur Quentin and I have decided zat we need to give zem a present of our own.

Henri and Quentin: (In unison) Snow! Lots of snow!

Quentin: So much snow, they'll have to cancel Christmas!

Rusty: Yeah, and while we're at it, we shall pity Jeff!

Henri: Oui, it could be too late for us to find Jeff since he did revert to ze harmless, mentally handicapped state he was before and join ze good side a few months ago.

Rusty: (Feeling guilty) I know.

Henri: But anyways, we got something that could help out with our plan.

Rusty: You do? Well, what is it?

Burble: (VO) I bet you're wondering how they're going to do that. Well, I'll tell you how. It was with a machine that was made from the leftover parts of Manderbill's Prize-o-rama and the leftover parts of Henri's really big Rancinator.

(Henri pulls a blanket off the stand, revealing a machine.)

Burble: (VO) It was called the "Ennui-Manderbill Snow Machine."

Henri: It's called ze "Ennui-Manderbill Snow Machine!"

Rusty: (Impressed) Ah, I love it, makes it look like it came from "The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena."

Henri: It depends but anyways, with this baby, we'll be able to snow all around ze entire world population so everyone will be brought to their knees and very soon, we can get ze latest hockey scores! (Laughs evilly with Quentin)

Quentin: But if we underestimate those pesky Danger Rangers' power like we did months ago, they'll probably put us on ice, literally! Maybe just like I put them in force-field rings inside a force-field. That might make me and them even.

Henri: Most definitely.

(Henri then saw on one of the TVs in the TV store that his favorite football team lost.)

Henri: (Shocked) Curses, my favorite team just lost 69 to 68 to Manchester United!

Quentin: Don't worry about it, Henri, besides, we got work to do.

Henri: (To Quentin) You're right. (To Snarf and Chilli) Snarf! Chilli!

(Henri marches right up to Snarf and Chilli.)

Henri: Do you have ze ingredients for ze freeze pellet formula Monsieur Quentin and I asked you two to get?

Chilli: (Holding the ingredients) These things?

Henri: Excatly, with zese ingredients, we'll be able to activate ze machine!

Rusty: That's right, this will be more fun than the time we tried to cancel "Barney!"

Chilli: I guess so, Rusty.

Henri: So now, let's get zis machine to work so zat we can create ze snow!I

(Henri activated the machine but found out nothing happened.)

Henri: What!? Why isn't ze machine working!?

(Snarf notices that the cord for the machine is unplugged under his foot as Henri notices this too.)

Snarf: Oh man, he's gonna shout at me in 3, 2, 1.

Henri: Snarf, you idiot, you were supposed to plug ze machine in!

Snarf: (Scared) Eh, sir, sorry, sir!

(He plugs the machine in and the machine got to work, making the snow.)

Snarf: Well, is it working now?

Henri: I guess so. (Notices) But why is zere an episode of "Puzzle Play" playing on its viewscreen?

(On the machine's viewscreen is an episode of "Puzzle Play" playing, making Chilli feel embarassed.)

Quentin and Henri: (Getting angry) CHILLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

Burble: (VO) Yeah, we'll get back to them later, they're getting pretty snaky right now. But as you can see right here, (?) snow (?).

(Meanwhile, in the real world, Kitty was helping Angela out with the decorations in the living room.)

Burble: (VO) Meanwhile, me and my fellow Danger Rangers' good friend and partner, Kitty was helping out our other good friend and Leroy's mother, Angela with the decorations.

Angela: Thanks for the help, Kitty.

Kitty: My pleasure, Angela, I'm surprised that your Christmas home is six stories tall though.

Angela: Yeah, well, you'll get used to it.

(Then, Burt and Talya come into the living room.)

Burt: Check this out, ladies. (He pulls out a little robot that looks like Fallbot) Look, my very first Christmas ornament. I constructed this while still in Kindergarten.

Angela: (Impressed) Pretty interesting.

Kitty: (Impressed) I'll say.

Burt: Talya, would you like to do the honors?

Talya: Certainly, my friend.

(She turns the wind-up key on the ornament and it then does a triple back-flip while wrapping the tree with Christmas garland and then starts break dancing.)

Angela: (Impressed) Now, that's what I call an ornament.