Episode 9/Transcript

Transcript
[Hannah signs into Skype and selected Alvin's profile and turned on her webcam]

[Alvin appears onscreen]

Hannah: Hey Alvin, what's up? Did you enjoy Halloween?

Alvin: It. was. AWESOME! In fact, I think I still have a pumpkin-

[Alvin turns the camera around and sees Simon shocking the pumpkin and Theodore eats the burnt pumpkin]

Alvin: HOLY CRAP! SIMON!

[Simon rips off safety goggles]

Simon: (gasping for air) WHAT?!

Alvin: Why did you burn my pumpkin?

Simon: I didn't know you were going to use it! Besides, you probably wouldn't admire it anyway like you do girly girls!

Alvin: What do you mean by 'girly girls'?

Simon: You know, the immature schoolgirls you go all lovey-dovey with.

Alvin: OH THAT'S IT!

[Alvin attacks Simon offscreen. Brittany walks into the door screaming]

Brittany: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE!!!!

Hannah: Um.......can you get Jeanette and Eleanor in here, because Theodore just passed out......

Brittany: I guess..... (Screames out of the room)

[The webcam turns back to Hannah who is confused]

Hannah: Okaaaaay.....I need to now take a leak.....

(Theme song)