Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers: The Brave Little Toaster Trilogy/Transcripts/The Brave Little Toaster

Chip: Keep your eyes peeled, men, Rob's things should be there.

Dale: Yeah, Rob is taking some old stuff to the dorm instead of new stuff.

Radio: [turns on] Good Morning, good morning, good morning! That was a-billion-and-one strings playing one of your all-time favorite tunes! At the top of the news this morning, there's monkey business in Utah. Oh, seriously, now. It seems that a band of renegade chimpanzees have kidnapped Pulitzer prize-winning poet Lester Charles and are demanding---

Lampy: What's the big idea? I'm attempting to sleep!

Radio: I doing a broadcasting. Do you mind? (Lampy turns on the light on Chip and Dale and Radio) Whoa, not in the face! Uh, the chimps are protesting...

Lampy: I've got a mind to reset your alarm... permanently!

Radio: Sorry, folks. We're experiencing technical difficulty... but it's nothing we can't handle! Whoa! This just in. Domestic violence erupts in peaceful cottage! We'll keep you post... (Lampy turns off Radio.)

Lampy: Whew! Can't hear your own thoughts with all the racket. (Radio pushes Lampy off the bed.) Holy mother of Edison! What were you thinking? You might have broken my bulb!

Radio: I'm thinking you think too much. We need wake-up music.

♪So when it's raining♪ #

♪Have no regrets♪ #

♪Because it isn't raining♪

♪rain you know ♪#

♪It's raining violets♪♪ ##

I'll track you to the end of this carpet. Come here. I'm going to get you. Wait till I fix your speaker! Rusetti picks it up and throws. Cepeda tags, he heads for second. Wait till I get my plugs on you! The crowd goes wild. Can you believe those Brooklyn Dodgers! I've got you. I've got you now. Ha, ha, ha.

Lampy: Hey, come over here. I'm gonna---

Radio: Why, do you dare to cross foils with the greatest Saxon swordsman in the land? Haven't you the slightest idea who you're dealing with?

Lampy: Precisely. A total... idiot!

Radio: If your saber wags as loosely as your Norman tongue, you'll be run through in an instant. Defend yourself, Sir Lampy of Locksley!

[Radio continually whacks Lampy with his antenna, Blanky falls on them]

Radio: A blow for Richard! A blow for Marian! A blow for Mario, the garbage man! And for Carl, and all the boys at the delicatessen! And here's one for the guys on 5th Street!

Lampy: Hey! No!

Kirby: [accidentally sucks up Blanky] Oh, whoa! Oh, no, what?!

Lampy: [stops the battle.] Hey, what's goin' on? What's goin' on? Who turned out the lights?

Toaster: [smiling] Good morning, everyone.

Blanky: [smiling] Good morning, Toaster.

Radio: [appearing from under Blanky] Hey, Slots.

Lampy: [appearing from under Blanky] Salutations.

Kirby: Umph! (the others help Kirby) Thanks.

Blanky: Who are you guys?

Dale: We're the Rescue Rangers!

Radio: What's on our lineup today?

Lampy: What are our instructions?

Kirby: What do you mean "what are we gonna do today"? The same thing we've done for the last 2,000 days: chores!

Blanky: Chores?

Toaster: It'll be fun. I'm always up for fun! Listen, a broadcast from Ebbets Field! It's the top of the ninth...

Lampy: I don't understand how chores could be fun.

Kirby: Not supposed to be fun. It's work!

Blanky: I don't like to work without the Master.

Toaster: Well, okay. If you don't want to work, why don't we play a game? -

Radio: A game? What sort of game? -

Lampy: What are the rules?

Toaster: There's only one rule. You can't stop till the house is clean.

Radio: Gotcha, pal. Leave it to me. Hang on to your hats, you devil dogs... because the master bebop blaster... is gonna give you a soul injection.

[Tutti Fruiti plays]

Toaster: Hey, shhh. Quiet! It's the blanket!

Dale: What's going on?

Blanky: A car. -

Toaster: A car? -

Others: A car!