LazyTown: The Movie/Transcript

Prologue
[After the logos and opening credits, Haninn the Rooster appears in 1703.]

Haninn: Hello everyone! I'm here to tell everyone a story. What kind of story? Well, a lazy one! This story begins in 1703, when a group of 711 lazy Icelandic people built Earth's laziest town, LazyTown.

[We are then transported to a plain field, where 711 Icelandic people gathered to build a town called LazyTown.]

Lazy Person 1: Together, we will form, the laziest community on planet Earth!

Lazy Person 2: What shall we name it?

Lazy Person 1: Well, LazyTown of course? Why would we think of another name?

Lazy Person 2: That's a great name, actually.

[The group then started construction on the town]

[Flash forward to 1964, when Sportacus was born.]

Mrs. Sportacus: Oh, what a wonderful baby boy! What shall we name him?

Mr. Sportacus: Well, I think he will be a great athlete, so we should name him Sportacus.

Mrs. Sportacus: Oh, I was expecting a more original name. Ah well.

[Flash forward again 6 years later, where Sportacus is watching exercise films (yes, they were on film, not tape, as neither Betamax nor VHS existed in 1970.)]

Instructor: Now, I've won a bunch of medals at the Olympics, but that requires passion, love of sport, and most importantly, skill. We'll start this off with a nice warm up.

[It then proceeds to a montage of Sportacus watching exercise films and doing the moves seen in the films.]

[Sportacus then shows his parents the moves he learned.]

Mr. Sportacus: Oh, that's amazing! You are a talented child.

Mrs. Sportacus: I couldn't agree more.

[We then proceed to 1975, when Robbie Rotten is born while Sportacus is having his gym lessons at the LazyTown School gym class.]

Mrs. Rotten: Oh, what a wonderful child!

Mr. Rotten: Well, what shall we name him?

Mrs. Rotten: I have one name in my mind: Robbie. It's a perfect name for our lazy life.

[We flash forward to 1988, where Sportacus has became an athlete and is participating in Seoul 1988.]

Starter: 십! (Ten!) 구! (Nine!) 팔! (Eight!) 칠! (Seven!) 육! (Six!) 오! (Five!) 사! (Four!) 삼! (Three!) 이! (Two!) 일! (One!)

[The starter then fires his starting pistol, beginning the race.]

[Sportacus has a good start, going 1st place, but then falls behind a bit and eventually finishes at 3rd.]

[We then head to 1994, when Sportacus is popular with the citizens of LazyTown. It's night time, and Robbie breaks into the house of Sportacus' parents with a gun in his hand. He then sneaks up to the parent's room, opens the door silently, aims his gun at them, and fires. The screen then cuts to the outside of the house.]

[One day later, Sportacus walks to his parent's house, only to discover his parents were murdered. Sportacus then feels a rush of depression, and heads to the phone and calls the police.

Sportacus: Hello, police. We've got a murder at 31 Maggi Street.

[The police then arrive at the scene, and start investigating the murder. They find a gun, with "Robbie Rotten" written on the handle.]

Sportacus: Robbie. I didn't expect him.

[Several hours later, Sportacus finds Robbie.]

Sportacus: Robbie.

Robbie: Sportaloon.

Sportacus: The police found out that you killed my parents.

Robbie: Really?

More coming soon!