Comic Con Incorporated/Schooled

Schooled is the 13th issue of Comic Con Incorporated.

Summary
While enjoying themselves in the beach and the swimming park, Ms. Marvel, Terra, Sabrina and their friends run to Pepper Potts and Captain Marvel, who teach them how it is like to be a lifeguard. Meanwhile, Harley Quinn is doing everything it takes to win Cheryl Blossom's friendship so that she will not feel uncomfortable at the hotel, even if it means to save her from staged perils she puts Cheryl on.

Transcript
She was all bad-bad, nevertheless (yeah)... Callin' it quits now, baby, I'm a wreck (wreck)... Crash at my place, baby, you're a wreck (wreck)...''"
 * (it starts with Ms. Marvel, Terra, Sabrina Spellman, Ghost Spider, Starfire and Chloe Flan enjoying a day in beach)
 * Terra: (she uses her Earth-bending powers to create a sand sculpture) Hey, girls. (she shows the others her sculpture, which resembles the Joker running away from the duck doll) What do you think? (the girls laugh. And Terra laughs with them)
 * Ms. Marvel: That one was so prime! (continues laughing)
 * Starfire: (laughing) Indeed! The most hilarious activity we have witnessed!
 * (they continue laughing until they take a breath and sigh with a smile)
 * Ghost Spider: And you know, as much as that clown Harley was a bit of a brat because of her big ambitions with the Joker, I kinda felt bad for her after what happened yesterday.
 * Terra: Never thought I'd say this, but yeah. Me too.
 * Sabrina Spellman: Even Cheryl didn't like it when Joker got Harley injured. Can you believe it?
 * Chloe Flan: I honestly never knew she cared.
 * Starfire: It is a surprise to me as well.
 * Ms. Marvel: Same. (scene shifts to Harley walking around) Although, I'm not that'll take long.
 * Poison Ivy: How's your back, Harl?
 * Harley Quinn: Pretty good. Just a few scratched, but I'm okay. Thank you, Pammy.
 * Poison Ivy: Okay. But you gotta be careful next time you run like that again. I'd hate to see you ending your first week in this hotel before even beginning.
 * Harley Quinn: Sure. (she addresses to Cheryl Blossom) So, Cheryl? Any plans for our gals' evening?
 * Cheryl Blossom: (acting uninterested) Well... I'm not doing anything too formidable. So... (I can't believe I'm saying this.) ... lead the way.
 * Harley Quinn: (hugs Cheryl cheerfully) Thank you so much! I promise you won't regret this!
 * Cheryl Blossom: (acting uninterested) I'm sure I won't. (But the again, I will without a doubt, I will. Most remorsefully.)
 * (scene shifts back to the girls in the beach. They spot a girl roomer wearing arm floats in dense sea)
 * Beach Girl: (desperate) HELP! HELP ME! SOMEONE!
 * Ms. Marvel: That girl's in trouble. (runs to the sea) I'm going in. (she swims towards the girl) It's okay. I'm here to help.
 * Beach Girl: Please! I'm trying to get back to land. But I can't swim!
 * Ms. Marvel: Just hang on. (the girl holds on Ms. Marvel's back as Ms. Marvel swims her safely back to land) There you go.
 * Beach Girl: (hugs Ms. Marvel) Thank you. Next time, I'll swim with mommy and daddy.
 * (the girls come at Ms. Marvel and congratulate her. Then, they are met with Captain Marvel)
 * Captain Marvel: Pepper and I saw everything from the watchtower, Kamala. That was some amazing performance.
 * Ms. Marvel: I just did what I had to do. But, thank you.
 * Captain Marvel: Say. You girls interested in learning to be lifeguards?
 * Starfire: That would be a great pleasure!
 * Ghost Spider: Truly!
 * Sabrina Spellman: Absolutely!
 * Terra: Me too!
 * Chloe Flan: Yeah!
 * Ms. Marvel: No doubt!
 * Captain Marvel: Alright then.
 * (scene shifts again to Harley Quinn with Cheryl Blossom. They are in a hot tub)
 * Harley Quinn: (telling a tale about her time with Poison Ivy) And then, we traveled to Costa Verde, where Pam planned to save an entire jungle of rare plants from two thugs trying to burn it down to ashes and slice it to pieces. And then, we went to Hollywood to take a bigger view on that movie they were gonna make of us. And then...
 * Cheryl Blossom: (while Harley continues talking, Cheryl is thinking) Seriously...! If I'd chosen Volcana and Killer Frost as my roommates, I wouldn't get into this trouble! Ever! (sees Mary Jane Watson and Lois Lane having a massage treatment by Jocasta and Aya and seemingly asleep) (thinking) And how can these two not be hearing a single word this clown is saying?!!
 * (a close up to Mary Jane and Lois shows them with headphones and listening to music)
 * Background Lyrics: (from the headphones) "''Needless to say, I keep her in check...
 * (scene shifts to the girl wearing Lifeguard swimsuits. We see Starfire, Kamala Khan and Chloe Flan at the swimming park with Pepper Potts and, at the same time, Tara Markov, Gwen Stacy and Sabrina Spellman in the beach with Captain Marvel)
 * Pepper Potts: It's going to take some high preparations other than these uniforms you're wearing now to become a lifeguard. But Carol and I are sure you can handle it well.
 * (a sequence of scenes shows the girls following Pepper and Captain Marvel's instructions)
 * Pepper Potts: Lesson 1: Identify and prevent common land-based emergencies. (we see Starfire and Chloe treating Julie Power's arm injury)
 * Captain Marvel: Lesson 2: Avoid distractions. (we see Sabrina and Gwen sitting in a watchtower and ignoring Lobo, who is trying to get their attention)
 * Both: Lesson 3: Work together with the rest of the lifeguard team. (we see the girls lifting a lifeguard boat together)
 * (scene shifts to Harley and Cheryl walking together. Cheryl is still in bad mood and Harley notices her worriedly)
 * Harley Quinn: (thinking) Jeez. Cheryl still doesn't seem to like me very much. She looks so angry. Am I being too annoying for her? (they continue walking until they reach a room full of boxes. Harley smiles and a light bulb image appears over her head; she has an idea) Maybe... (she discreetly knocks one of the boxes, causing others to shake) (shouting) Look out, Cheryl! The boxes are collapsing! (drags Cheryl away from the collapsing boxes) Those boxes are all full of...! (the boxes fall over them. And from them, come Styrofoam. The two submerge unharmed) Styrofoam?
 * Cheryl Blossom: And what's wrong with you?! (walks away frustrated as Harley reacts ashamed)
 * Harley Quinn: (thinking) That didn't work too well. But I gotta keep trying. Somehow. (later, we a sequence of scenes showing Harley's attempts to win Cheryl's gratitude by trying to save from staged perils. None of them work well. Then, we see Harley walking sadly as Cheryl rides on a jet boat with a trio of muscular beach men) I give up. It's no use. (shouting) I'm useless! (starts crying as Kamala approaches her)
 * Kamala Khan: Another failure with Cheryl?
 * Harley Quinn: I simply don't know what to do anymore. I tried everythingg I could. Even faking the perils I'd save her from. But nothing. I still got nothing! (sobs)

"More coming soon..."