Disney's The Angry Birds Movie Special Edition/Trailer transcripts

{fade to Disney logo} [cut to Red scenes]
 * Judge Peckinpah: {offscreen} There seems to be a recurring issue here.
 * [Red punches Mime Bird.]
 * [A doctor taps Red's leg. He punches the doctor.]

[cut to black screen] [fade to Red]
 * [Red shoves the popcorn on his face.]
 * [Red slams the cake on Edward's face.]
 * Judge Peckinpah: {offscreen} Anger.
 * Red: Pfft. I don't think I have an anger issue. I think you got an anger issue.


 * [Gasps from audience.]
 * Judge Peckinpah: Anger.

[cut to Rovio Animation and cue Imagine Dragon - Natural] [cut to Columbia Pictures] [cut to Red walks to Street and Anger Management Class]
 * Red: Are you aware that that robe that you're wearing isn't fooling anybody?
 * [Judge Peckinpah lowers his head, as if he has something to hide.]
 * Red: And you're what, and I'm just approximating here, LIKE AN INCH TALL!
 * [Red suddenly grabs Peckinpah.]
 * Judge Peckinpah: You... What are you doing?
 * Red pulls Peckinpah's robe to reveal the Peckinpah is actually a short bird standing on top of a taller bird. The taller bird sneezes, which moves him backwards and moves Peckinpah onto the floor. ]
 * Red: Violà! [Gasps from audience.]
 * Mime: Oh my gosh

[cut to Columbia Pictures]

[cut to Columbia

[cut to Red walks to Anger Management Class]
 * Judge Peckinpah: {offscreen} Mister Red, given the severity of the crimes, I have impose the anger management class.
 * Red: Uhhh... I hate my life.
 * Stella: Hi, Red. what's wrong?
 * Red: I'm going to anger management class
 * Stella: Red, someday you'll be alright and being happy without worries.