Duck Dodgers vs. the Critics/Transcript

Transcript
The short starts in space as Duck Dodgers's spaceship is shown. We see him sitting in a chair while the Cadet is piloting the spaceship. His eyes turn into dollar signs.
 * Dodgers: (narrating) Space, a place full of impressive landscapes. Yet, full of hideous creatures. Such as Martians.
 * Dodgers: Eager Young Space Cadet, report of the situation.
 * Cadet: Well, C-C-C-Captain, for now, no sign of any M-M-M-Martian. However, there's signs of life in (pointing) that planet. Maybe we could c-c-c-check it out.
 * Dodgers: Hmm... Where's a planet, there's life. Where's life, (smirks) there's money.
 * Cadet: (sighs) Oh boy, here we go a-a-a-again...