User blog:MarvelDCandFantasyFanBoy12/Joke Casting New Warriors


 * Inferior Cyborg is Black Batman
 * Spider-Man is Space Cuphead
 * That one chick from Recess is Aquagirlclone
 * Lynn Loud is that annoying girl from the MCU
 * Samurai Jack is a Magic Hoodie
 * Timmy Turner is the Lightbringer, the FUCKING UNIVERSE
 * El Tigre is America's Hispanic Ass
 * Beast Boy is a Mexican
 * Gwen Tennyson is ON FIRE!
 * Raiden is rip off Flash
 * Little Suzy is rip off Zatanna
 * Green Lantern is Shameik Moore
 * That one chick from Coco is Hispanic Jessica Drew
 * Ben 10 is Ya Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Clone
 * Padme is Tiger Chick
 * Saitama is gay wizard
 * Cat Noir is gay Hulk
 * Enid is whitewashing
 * Leni Loud is comic relief
 * Starfire is edgy teen
 * Martian Manhunter is that motherfucker
 * Duckworth is dead
 * Tigress is a hot agent
 * Shego is Mother Russia
 * Leonardo is better than Tom Hardy
 * Fucking Hawkeye is America's true ass
 * Raphael is Sherlock Holmes
 * Han fucking Solo is a shy and paranoid scientist
 * Luke Skywalker is the Jolly Green Giant
 * Evil warlock is good warlock
 * Faux Minnie Driver is a SJW
 * That hot gay guy from Glee is Tobey Maguire
 * Princess Bubblegum is totally not a geeky assistant to a hot guy fascinated with animals
 * Clover is blonde Wichita
 * Blaze the Cat is a slutty cat
 * Jet Vac is Blind Batman
 * Superman is a disgrace to all comic book movies
 * [Terry Crews/Blade, remember to shout too loud]
 * Lego Joker is Nazi
 * Viridi is Nazi slut
 * Shitty Shocker is Frank Grillo
 * Knuckles is evil Donald Trump
 * MJ is cyborg Melania Trump
 * Velma Dinkley is Asgardian slut
 * Thor is Karl Urban
 * Bender is that guy who wanted to militarize dinos
 * Starkiller is lunatic Deadshot
 * Luna Loud is the star of that shitty Daredevil spin-off
 * The Good Cyborg is THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
 * Spinel is screaming too loudly
 * Bender is that guy who wanted to militarize dinos
 * Starkiller is lunatic Deadshot
 * Luna Loud is the star of that shitty Daredevil spin-off
 * The Good Cyborg is THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
 * Spinel is screaming too loudly
 * Spinel is screaming too loudly
 * Spinel is screaming too loudly