Crash Out!/I Am Bandicoot

Plot
In the streets of N. San-City, Coco and Aku Aku are going shopping with Crash, who's not amused. Coco looks at the Super Mega Winter Clothes Sale who is excited, but Crash says, "It's the middle of summer," as Coco stands very silently. Coco then asks Crash that he should go who refuses and goes to N. Brio's. Coco goes without Crash as Aku Aku says to him, "I'd better tag along so she don't max out your credit cards, honey!" Crash is confused after Aku Aku says the line. A woman with the photographer in the right comes in as the woman remembers that he's Crash Bandicoot. Crash says, "Yeah, that's me." The woman noticed that Crash is "that orange fox that goes around breaking those cubes and eats those apples." Crash said that the woman got it all wrong because he's a "bandicoot," and that's why they call him, "Crash Bandicoot." Staring silently with a confused face, the woman is pretty sure that he's a fox, which Crash knows it's all wrong. The photographer takes a picture of Crash and the woman as Crash is annoyed that he's not a fox and that he's "a flipping bandicoot." Crash talks to himself that the woman is more annoying than the jeweler who thought that he was Sonic the Hedgehog.

Cuts to flashback where Crash inside the jewelry shop talks to the jeweler that he wants an engagement ring for Tawna, the jeweler says, "What are those rings you collect in all those years not good enough for her?" Crash is confused of what he said and brings out a silver gem to him that the jeweler thought that it was an oversized Chaos Emerald such to Crash's annoyance.

Cuts to N. Brio's Bar & Grill, Crash is bored and talks to N. Brio that people forgot who he is and they don't even know his species and it's in his "flipping name." N. Brio has the same way as Crash and tries to cheer him up. Crash is just overreacting, N. Brio says, "I think it's time you remind the world who you are!" Crash is excited but confused about he's going to do that. N. Brio introduces to a green happy-go-lucky potion named Beaker Flaskey as Crash is confused about that name as N. Brio says that he's his creation and best friend and tells him to, "shut up and get used to him." Crash is not sure about the idea as he says, "Maybe I shouldn't do this potion thing," as N. Brio sings a song about making everyone think about Crash is a bandicoot not a wolf or fox. After the song, N. Brio asks Crash what he can say, Crash answers, "I am bandicoot, hear me roar," as he drinks it up. N. Brio says, "And roar you shall..." and laughs maniacally, until Crash is confused of N. Brio's maniacal laugh as N. Brio says, "What? What? Nothing! Just get outta here!"

Crash Bandicoot in the streets is waiting for someone thinking he's a bandicoot as Dr. N. Gin and Cortex watch. The two guys rembember what he is as the guy with the green shirt says, "he's that weasel who has a girlfriend with the big jugs!" Tawna comes in and says to him, "Hey, that's not all I'm known for!" As Pinstripe says that it's true. Tawna tells Pinstripe to shut up. Crash gets angry to the green shirted guy for calling him a weasel as his stomach growls. Crash grows big sharp teeth, muscles, and turns into a giant monster as it roars very loudly. Dr. Cortex says in relief, "Thank goodnes his pants stayed on, otherwise we'd be in a whole lot of..." until Crash's pants rip to shreads. Cortex says in shock, "Oh my." Crash as a monster yells, "I AM BANDICOOT, HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!" and roars extremely loudly.

Meanwhile at N. Brio's Bar & Grill, N. Brio and Beaker are excited that their plan worked as N. Brio tells Beaker to come as they go "To the N. Copter!" Cuts to the Batman transition reference with N. Brio and Beaker's faces.

Crash Bandicoot as a monster terrorizes destroys the buildings and the citizens. '''Monster Crash then goes to N. Tropy's house as N. Tropy is in his bath tub playing action figures of N. Tropy and Crash. Monster Crash comes in as N. Tropy says, "Crash... Now's not a good time."/Monster Crash then goes to N. Tropy's house revealing N. Tropy using the restroom reading a newspaper as he says, "Crash... Now's not a good time." '''Monster Crash goes to the T&K's Fitness Center and destroys the sign to reveal Tiny Tiger and Koala Kong. Tiny Tiger asks, "What the heck kinda steroids have you've been takin'?" as Crash slaps Tiny Tiger and Koala Kong, launching them to a "Fun in the sun!" billboard as Koala Kong says, "Now, this is embarrasing!" The billboard, Tiny and Koala fall down to the ground. N. Brio and Beaker inside the N. Copter goes to Monster Crash as N. Brio says, "Bylar, me creation! Bylar!" Monster Crash punches the N. Copter away and goes to the woman and the photographer as Monster Crash slaps them to the clothes store.

Inside the clothes store, the photographer says, "I think that was a giant mutant bandicoot," such to Coco and Aku Aku's fear. In the streets, Coco and Aku Aku see that Monster Crash is destroying everyone and the buildings. Coco found a perfect antidote on her computer, Wumpa. '''Willie Wumpa Cheeks comes in with free samples of Wumpa Whip which is for sale. Aku Aku is so confused and asks how much, as Willie answers "50 bucks" Aku Aku gets angry and calls him a thief as Willie gets crushed by Monster Crash. Pasadena O'Possom cries out for Willie as he is killed. Aku Aku and Coco are surprised. Coco goes for Plan B instead as '''Aku Aku summons Crash's bazooka.

Aku Aku gets Monster Crash's attention by telling him that Coco maxed out his cards and bought him a pair of wool socks, angering Crash. Coco shoots Wumpa at Crash's mouth and shrinks him back to normal. Crash asks what happened. Coco says that he drank a potion at N. Brio's that turned him into a giant mutant "freak." Crash asks again how they changed him back, as Coco answers, "Good ol' Wumpa!" Crash says, "It's a convenient fruit!" Crash, Coco and Aku Aku then leave and go to a pancake restaurant. Fake Crash, an imposter of Crash arrives from Von Clutch's Motor World and asks that he missed anything, as the citizens of N. San-City think that it's the monster who destroyed everything. The citizens then attack Fake Crash as the episode ends.

Bold means deleted scene.

Characters (in order)

 * Crunch Bandicoot (cameo)
 * Ripper Roo (cameo)
 * Crash Bandicoot
 * Coco Bandicoot
 * Aku Aku
 * The Viscount (cameo)
 * Woman (first appearance)
 * Photographer (first appearance)
 * Sonic the Hedgehog (mentioned)
 * Jeweler (flashback, only appearance)
 * Dr. N. Brio
 * Beaker Flasky (only appearance)
 * Dr. N. Gin (speaking cameo)
 * Dr. Neo Cortex (speaking cameo)
 * Red Capped Guy (speaking cameo, first appearance)
 * Green Shirted Guy (speaking cameo, first appearance)
 * Tawna (speaking cameo)
 * Pinstripe Potoroo (speaking cameo)
 * Monster Crash (only appearance)
 * Blue Shirted Guy With Glasses (speaking cameo, first appearance)
 * Fruit Seller Penguin (cameo, first appearance)
 * Rilla Roo (cameo)
 * Tiny Tiger (speaking cameo)
 * Koala Kong (speaking cameo)
 * N. Tropy (deleted scene, speaking cameo)
 * Willie Wumpa Cheeks (deleted scene)
 * Pasadena O'Possom (deleted scene, speaking cameo)
 * Fake Crash (speaking cameo)

Cast (in order)

 * Roger Craig Smith - Announcer, Blue Shirted Guy With Glasses
 * Debi Derryberry - Coco Bandicoot
 * Jess Harnell - Crash Bandicoot, Green Shirted Guy
 * Greg Eagles - Aku Aku
 * Candi Milo - Woman
 * Corey Burton - Jeweler, N. Gin, N. Tropy
 * Maurice LaMarche - N. Brio, Photographer
 * Tom Kenny - Beaker Flasky, Red Capped Guy
 * Lex Lang - Dr. Neo Cortex
 * Kath Soucie - Tawna
 * Robbie Daymond - Pinstripe Potoroo
 * John DiMaggio - Monster Crash
 * Kevin Michael Richardson - Tiny Tiger
 * Fred Tatasciore - Koala Kong
 * Roger L. Jackson - Willie Wumpa Cheeks
 * Tara Strong - Pasadena O'Possom
 * Bill Farmer - Fake Crash

Lyrics
(Sung by N. Brio, Crash Bandicoot and Beaker Flasky) N. BRIO: Crash, you really have nothing to lose!
 * "Show 'Em You're a Bandicoot!"

My time is valuable, and now you must choose!

CRASH: I know, but your potions are known to cause indigestion

N. BRIO: Well, I guess it really boils down to just one question!

CRASH: And that would be...?

N. BRIO: Crash, are you a bandicoot?

CRASH: Yes, I am a bandicoot

N. BRIO: And what makes a bandicoot?

CRASH: Collecting stuff like Wumpa fruit!

N. BRIO: What if they call you a wolf?

CRASH: Well, that wouldn't be too cool 

N. BRIO: What if they call you a fox?

CRASH: I'll lock 'em all up in a box!

N. BRIO: ''Here's the potion! You're in luck!''

CRASH: I'll show them I don't give a...

N. BRIO: ''SUCK down that potion! That's the way!''

Drink it all and make my day!

Transformation, it's the tool!

Make those people feel like fools!

Time to go back to your root!

Show 'em you're a bandicoot!

Show 'em you're a bandicoot!

Eat up all that Wumpa fruit!

Show 'em you're a bandicoot!

Put an end to this dispute!

Show 'em you're a bandicoot!

Beat 'em up and take their loot!

Show 'em you're a bandicoot!

Be the one who makes their loot!

Show 'em it's not our debate!

It's time to make something great!

Make those people give a hoot

and show them you're a bandicoot!

(song ends)

BEAKER: ''Ahhh~! Oh yeah!''

Show'em you're a bandicoot...

N. BRIO: ''Okay, Beaker! BEAKER! Enough already! Jeez!''

BEAKER: ''(stops singing) Oh, sorry! (giggle)''

CRASH: Well, that was a random song.

N. BRIO: ''Yes. Yes it was.''