Berry Blast Off (1999)/Trailer transcripts

Trailer #1
Narrator: When the humans are away at night and the superstore gets closed, the fruits and vegtables wake up from their rest and are ready to play.

Orange: Wake up, fruits and veggies! It's time to have some fun!

Fruits and Vegtables: Hooray!!!

Pineapple: Hello there, Orange! Did you have a good night rest?

Orange: Of course, Pineapple! Foods do need rest, just like humans do.

Kiwi: Hey guys, look what I can do!

(Kiwi tries to jump to the other side, but he fell instead, screaming in fear)

Cheddar Cheese: (reacting to Kiwi's injury) Oh, la, la!

Narrator: But one night, a 30-year-old man took a large pack of fruits and vegtables to his house.

Man: Hmm, I'm sure all of this is delicious. If I take them home, I'll be able to eat them.

Orange: Wow! We're going to someone's house! This is going to be great!

Pineapple: I'm so excited!

Kiwi: Whoo-hoo!

Eggplant: Last one to the refridgerator is a rotten eggplant!

Cucumber #1: I heard that, mate! Besides, I'm going to beat you!

Eggplant: Oh, yeah?

Cucumber #1: Yeah!

Narrator: Unfortunately, when they get to the man's house...

Orange: Hurrah!

Blue Raspberry: This is so cool! We never been in a house like this before!

Cucumber #1: Pick me, pick me!

Man: Aye well, I think I should try this cucumber first.

(the man takes the cucumber)

Cucumber #1: Hurrah! I'm first, I'm first! I'll see ya all in the refridgerator!!!

Eggplant: Aww, no fair! I knew you're gonna beat me!

Narrator:...their fun cuts short, and their horror begins.

Blueberry: Uh, Cucumber, I don't think you're not going to the refridgerator.

Cucumber #1: That's nonsense, I should take a nice, warm bath before I go to the refridge... (screams in pain as he gets cut in half)

(All the fruits and veggies get horrified as they watch Cucumber's demise)

Cucumber #1: Oh, NO! I"M GETTING CUT!!! SOMEBODY, PLEASE HELP ME BEFORE I DIE!!!

Orange: We're doomed!

Pineapple: What is this!?!

Kiwi: This is TORTURE!!!