Cool Rap Wars/Mario vs. Doomslayer

Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! Mario! Vs! The Doomslayer! Battle!

Mario: It's a me Mario! And I will crush you like if you are a barrio. You may be a man who slays the forces of hell. But you're only known for your memes with Isabelle. I have multiple spin-offs while Doom Three went badly. So you challenging me is like "Can I Play Daddy?" I am the icon of Nintendo and famous for even more. While Doom Eternal tried forcing in lots of lore. So I don't even need a mushroom or Luigi to beat you. Because Doomslayer, I know your demon slaying is the quality of poo

Doomslayer: Shut it you italian red gym sock. I've seen demons defeated by the length of your cock. Your games are just always the same various stories you been doing the same schtick all the time how old are you 40? I've beaten powerful demons and made them my beitch your princess gets captured every time surprised bowsers not already married peach. And your brother luigi doesn't get all the lime light. he plays the third wheel yet you always tell him don't fight. I crushed you big this doomslayer is mega. you'll always be under the bus behind the hedgehog of SEGA

Mario: My motives are weird please don't be funny. I wasn't the one who slayed demons cause they killed my pet bunny. And a dick joke, at least I'm not sucking the one that's micro soft. I am more intimidated by Lara Croft. Romero abandoned you and you started to crumble. My franchise never had a single mumble. And connection you to Wolfenstein, that is weird. Because both of you aren't really feared. Be glad that only your second game is on the Nintendo Switch. Because I'm about to make you my bitch.