Cartman and Stan's Family

Cartman and Stan's family consists of the family members related to Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh, who are first cousins.

Background
The family tree goes back through Cartman and Stan's great-great grandparents, Natalie Goldberg and Julio Pérez. Natalie was a Ashkenazi Jew who immigrated from Poland to the United States. Julio was a Native American from the Mapuche tribe of Chile. Natalie had two younger brothers, Benny and Horace. While Julio had one older sister named Gloria. Julio's family left the reservation when Julio was seven. Natalie and Julio first met at a music parlor in Nashville, Tennessee. Natalie was sixteen and Julio was fifteen respectively. They initially bonded over their shared talent in music, eventually forming a friendship. Overtime, their friendship gradually turned into a romantic relationship, which soon developed into a marriage. At the age of eighteen, Natalie gave birth to her first child named Pablo. She later gave birth to three other children, Elena, Victoria, and Alona.

Unfortunately, a few months after Alona's first birthday, Julio died of tetanus when he stepped on a rusty nail. Needing to support her family, Natalie started a home bakery, which proved highly successful. Soon she taught everything she knew about baking to her children, brothers, and other family members. This tradition went on for decades until Natalie's death sometime in her mid-seventies. Despite Natalie's death, her legacy lives on.

Despite Pablo, Elena, Victoria, and Alona all being ethnically Jewish on account of their mother being Jewish, they were non-practicing in Judaism and since Julio was Catholic, he wanted them baptized in a Catholic Church, and thus, they were raised Catholic. The four siblings went on to start their own families.

Pablo married a Romanian woman named Sofia, and together they had one son named Carl. But Carl did not marry or have any kids, thus ending the branch on the family tree. But the family tree does not stop there, Pablo's siblings had more children. Elena married a Portuguese-born Jewish man named Rodrigo Santos, they had four kids, Cleo, Francisco, Francine, and Jonathan. Due to Rodrigo being born and raised in Portugal, he spoke Portuguese and thus taught his kids Judaeo-Portuguese.

Cleo married a half-Jewish half-Scottish man and then gave birth to three kids, Sheila, Abigail, and Afonso. Francisco married a Luxembourgish woman named Alicia and had three daughters with her, their names are Julia, Marie, and Emma. Julia married a man named Luca Larsen and gave birth to two daughters, Millie and Flora. Marie had an affair with two men at the same time, their names were Benjamin and Jackson. Both men had sex with Marie around the same time period. She then gave birth to a set of twins Kelly Rutherford-Menskin and Kelly Pinkerton-Tinfurter. However, something is unique about these twins. They both have different biological fathers, and therefore this is a rare instance of Superfecundation. Emma fell in love with a man named Derek Ryland. They were dating for several years until Emma informed Derek that she was pregnant. Derek broke up almost immediately after hearing these words. Several months later Emma gave birth to a daughter named Monica. About a year later, Emma gave birth to another kid named Casey Miller, however the father is unknown. Emma then married a man named Aaron O'Connell and gave birth to their child Dougie. The marriage gained Monica and Casey a stepfather. Jonathan married a woman named Amelia and had three kids with her, their names are Guerriero, William, and Coco. Guerriero married a woman named Rosa and they had three kids, Danny (the boy with the orange shirt with brown stripes, brown pants, and blue shoes), Milan (the girl who is part of the Cows Girls' volleyball team, she is the girl Cartman gave back a flier in "Cock Magic") and Blake (the boy with the Vegan shirt from "Let Them Eat Goo"). William married a woman named Rachael and they had a child named Charlie (The sixth grader with the long-sleeved blue T-shirt, a green collar, a green hat that is similar to Stan's but without the puffball, matching dark blue pants and gloves and black shoes). William also had one extramarital love affair with a woman named Riley Kline, Riley gave birth to a boy named Henry (the boy from "Put It Down" who announced a memorial service for the students lost to distracted driving). William was unaware of the pregnancy. Francine also got married, she fell in love with a English man named Mason Ainsley, and they had one daughter. Her daughter then went on to give birth to a single daughter named Wendy with her husband. Sheila married a Orthodox Jew named Gerald Broflovski and together they had one son, they named him Kyle. They later adopted a Canadian boy named Peter Gintz, but they renamed him Ike. Abigail married a Israeli Jew named Eitan Schwartz, and they had a one son named Kyle. Afonso married a Hungarian Jew named Muriel. They have three kids. They were named Francis, Louis, and a unnamed female character with red hair, a purple jacket, and a scarf.

Victoria married a Irish man named Darwin Turner. They had four kids together. Silvia Turner-Tucker, Amy, Larry, and Jack (who died in infancy). Silvia married a man named Thomas Tucker Sr. and they had three kids, Thomas Tucker, Skeeter, and Carol Tucker-McCormick. Each of them had kids respectively. Thomas married a woman named Laura who was of French and Swedish descent, and they had two kids, Craig and Tricia. Skeeter had one daughter named Red. Carol married an unemployed alcoholic named Stuart McCormick, and they had three kids, Kevin, Kenny, and Karen. Larry married a woman named Lucy and they had three kids. They named them Rodrick, Dylan, Kelly, and Oliver. Rodrick married a woman named Nancy and they had two kids, Heidi and Asher (the boy with the blond hair and green jacket), although Asher is not seen with his family very often. Dylan married a woman named Samantha and they had one son named Arlo (the boy with the earmuffs). Unbeknownst to Samantha, Dylan was also having an having an affair with a woman named Jamie and then got her pregnant. Jamie soon gave birth to Cody (the boy with the C Cap). Kelly gave birth to two kids, Sally and Tommy. Oliver had one son named Billy.

Alona met a Spanish Filipino named Carlos Rodriguez. Carlos had one brother named Diego and one half-sister named Imelda de la Cruz. Carlos was six years older than Alona. They soon united in Holy Matrimony on Christmas day. Alona was fourteen and Carlos was Twenty. To this union fourteen children were born: Mario (at age 15), Luisa (at age 16), Leonardo (at age 17), Rosita (at age 19), Berto (at age 20), Arnold (at age 22), Cynthia (at age 24), Hugo (at age 28), Carolina (at age 29), Rosa (at age 30), Wanda (at age 34), Melissa (at age 39), Isabella (at age 40) and Camila (at age 44). Isabella first fell in love with a man named MacDonald Kern, and they had one son named Jimbo at the age of 17. A few years later Isabella fell in love with another man named Marvin Marsh, and felt it fair to ask for divorce. She then started a relationship with Marvin, and less then a year after their marriage they had a son, they named him Randy. Two years later Isabella gave birth to another son named Jack. Three months after Jack's birth, Isabella grew a lump on her neck, which was potentially cancerous and she needed immediate surgery for it to be removed. This is also not helped by the fact that both she and Marvin were struggling financially at the time. Not having enough money to support three children and rent a house, Marvin and Isabella found no other choice but to give Jack up for adoption. Isabella gave Jack to her old childhood friend Bathsheba Sparrow, who was married to a man named Franklin Tenorman. Bathsheba and Franklin soon grew attached to Jack so they adopted him and changed his last name to Tenorman. Nearly two years later, after Marvin gets a new job and they are doing much better financially, Isabella gives birth to Todd, on April 8th. Todd later decides to adopt his paternal grandmother's maiden name Stoley as an adult. Exactly one year later, Isabella gives birth to her first daughter, Sarah. At the age of 33, Isabella has her last child, they named her Maggie. Shortly after Maggie's fifth birthday, Isabella and Marvin divorced, citing irreconcilable differences. Each of Isabella and Marvin's kids had children of their own.

Randy married a woman named Sharon, and they had two kids Shelly and Stan. Jack also married a woman and had a son with her, they named him Scott. Despite his happy relationship with his wife, he has had an affair with a promiscuous woman named Liane Cartman, having intercourse with her on two separate occasions. The first time they had an affair it was about 4-5 years before the Drunken Barn Dance, which gained them both a daughter. However, Liane let Cartman's sister live with a family member about three months prior to the events of Cartman Gets an Anal Probe. The second time was at the Drunken Barn Dance when Liane had sex with Jack and she was pregnant the next day. It is unknown if Jack knew about the pregnancy. Nine months later Liane gave birth to Eric. Jack was later killed by his own son following his revenge plan against Scott. Todd married a Chinese-American woman named Jackie, and had twins with her, their names are Kevin and Esther.

While in high school, Sarah met a teenager named Ryan Valmer after being assigned as lab partners, Ryan was two grades older than Sarah. Becoming good friends, Sarah and Ryan would often hang out together, like see movies, go to concerts together, and occasionally meet up after school for dinner or to study. Both Ryan and Sarah openly mocked and teased disabled kids, something that they regretted later in life. After about a year of spending time together, Sarah soon developed romantic feelings for Ryan, something that Ryan reciprocated. Four months before Ryan was about to graduate high school, he and Sarah started a relationship, and Sarah vowed to go to the same college as her boyfriend. When Ryan was nineteen, he developed an interest in firefighting and entered the Fire Department School Academy, and once he was twenty-two he became an official firefighter. Two months after Sarah graduated from college, she and Ryan got married. After the wedding, although despite Sarah being raised, baptized, and confirmed as a Roman Catholic, she converted to Protestantism at her husband's request. However, Sarah would often feel neglected because Ryan always seemed to be busy. Ryan eventually revealed to Sarah that he was going to try to become the chief of the Fire Department, and due to this Ryan would spend even less time with Sarah. A few years later, Ryan went away for several months on a business trip. Feeling lonely even more then ever, Sarah engaged in a affair with a man named Glenn Reyes, and slept with him on several nights. About a month-and-a-half into their relationship, Sarah was then conceived with an unexpected child. But fortunately for her, Ryan would still be away for another ten plus months or so. The baby was an early baby, and was born eight months later they named the child Valeria (the girl with the short black hair with wavy bangs; she also wears a yellow shirt and green trousers). Much to Sarah's surprise, Ryan would be arriving from his business trip and early and would be returning to South Park within a week. Unwilling to let Ryan now that she had given birth and that she having an affair with someone else behind his back, Sarah gave Valeria to Glenn, and Glenn promised Sarah that he would take good care of Valeria. Glenn married another woman shortly after this which gained Valeria a stepmother. Sarah did the best she could to conceal any evidence of her affair from Ryan. After Ryan's return, Sarah became pregnant with another child sometime in November. Nine months later, she gave birth to Jimmy, a boy with who is handicapped and has a stutter. Maggie had a illegitimate daughter named Annie with one of her ex-boyfriends, but she wanted her to adopt her ex-lover's surname. Maggie then changed her own surname to Knitts in desire to have the same last name as her daughter.

Camila fell in love with a musician named Henry Malkinson, and they had a child named Clark. But like her sister, she fell in love with another man and subsequently broke up with Henry. Camila had three kids with Samuel Stotch, they were named Stephen, Budd, and Bella. Stephen had one son named Butters with his wife Linda, Bella married a man named Matt and gave birth to a daughter named Nelly. Clark later had a son named Scott with a Welsh woman.

Mario had a fiancée named Lauryn who was of African-British descent. One month before their wedding, Mario had discovered that Lauryn was having an affair with a mariachi. They broke up, but Mario was still expecting their son Steve to be born within the next two months. When Steve was born, Lauryn just put down Black (her surname) on Steve's birth certificate. Steve later married a woman named Linda and they had a son named Token.

Leonardo married a Guatemalan woman named Nadine, and they had a two sons named Enrique and Lorenzo and a daughter named Lori. Enrique married a Mexican woman and together they had a son named David. Lorenzo was the only child who was not born in the United States. He was born in Mexico. He then wanted to stay with his maternal grandparents in Guatemala. He then attended a boarding school in Mexico and fell in love with a girl named Edna, they soon started a relationship. After several years of their relationship, they illegally immigrated to the United States. Edna soon got pregnant and gave birth to their son, they named him Alejandro. When officials found out that Lorenzo and Edna are illegal immigrants, they were deported, leaving Alejandro an orphan, and thus he was held by the ICE. He was soon adopted by the White Family following the death of their son, Jason White, but Alejandro grew to dislike his adoptive family. Lori married a man from Peru and they had a daughter named Maria.

Rosa married a Chinese Filipino named Dimitri Nelson who was of Chinese, Japanese, and English descent. Rosa gave birth to their three kids, Judith, Vladimir, and Edward. Judith got pregnant from an unknown father and gave birth to a set of twins Liza and Charles. Vladimir married a Czech woman named Crystal and she gave birth to their daughter, her name is Allie. Edward married a Mestizo Venezuelan named Carmen. Together they had twins, Tammy and Beth.

Luisa married a Scotch-Irish man named Connor Anderson. They had five kids together, they were named Logan, Jacob, Lisa, Violet, and Janelly. Logan married an Italian American named Rose. Logan and Rose then went on to have three kids together, Emily, Filmore, and Quaid. Jacob married a German woman named Hannah. They had one daughter, her name is Ashley. When Ashley was two, Hannah passed away of breast cancer. Jacob was depressed for a long time until he met a woman named Grey. They fell in love and soon got married, and a year later Grey gave birth to Sally. Grey's surname was Bands, and since Jacob was not present during Sally's birth, she put down Bands for Sally's last name. Lisa married a Mulatto man named Julius Charpentier. They went on to have three kids together they were named Brimmy, Charlotte (the girl with the short blonde hair, and wears a navy blue jacket and a black skirt), and Katie. Violet married a man named Jackson and they have three daughters Meagan, Lola, and Jenny (Kindergartener). Janelly married a Swiss man named Terrance and they had three kids, Stephanie (the girl with the brown hair and pink coat, the person Leslie was always talking to at school assemblies during season 19), Lance (the Kevin Stoley look-alike but with brown hair), and Jenny.

Rosita married a British man name Noah Stevens and they had one son, they named him George. George later got married with name Sydney, and they named their daughter Bebe.

Berto married an Irish woman named Christina, and they had four kids, Avis, Paul, Anthony, and Michael. Michael married a woman named Carrie and they had a daughter named Annie. The marriage also earned Michael a stepson, Stephen Tamill who was born from Carrie's previous marriage. Michael and Carrie later had another child named Agnes (the girl who appeared in a commercial in "Stop Touching Me Elmo" from "Black Friday", the one with the short, curly, dark brown hair and cyan shirt with a pink heart in the center). Avis married a Scottish woman named Aileen, and they had two daughters together, Isla and Kal. Paul married a woman named Kyla and they have one daughter named Theresa. Anthony married a woman named Sandy and and had one son with her, they named him Adrian (the boy with the curly black hair, red shirt, blue pants, brown shoes, and dark blue gloves, who's eyebrows look different from other children). Anthony also had an affair with another woman and she gave birth to their daughter Chloe (the girl with the black hair braided in a bun and wears a aquamarine shirt and green pants).

Cynthia married an Irish man named Padraig Donovan and had one son named Roger. Roger went on and married a Dutch woman and had two kids with her, Clyde and an unnamed daughter.

Carolina met a man named Peter Tweak, and their shared talent in music and dancing sparked a romance. They fell in love, married and had a son named Richard. Richard then married Margaret Tweak and then had a son named Tweek.

Hugo was an incestual, he had intercourse with his paternal first cousin, and got her pregnant. Lina gave birth to a single daughter named Helen, but due to the sexual contact among relatives who are closely related, there was a birth defect, and Helen was both mentally and physically handicapped. Helen married a fellow handicapped person named Richard and had gave birth to their child Timmy.

Arnold and Nicole became best friends in middle school, a friendship that would last into adolescence and college. After many years of close contact, both Arnold and Nicole convinced each other that they wanted to be more than just friends. The two entered a relationship during their senior year of college. Two weeks after their college graduation, Nicole announced to Arnold that she was pregnant. Shocked but ecstatic, Arnold began to pickup extra overtime to gain enough money to support a family. Nine months later, Nicole gave birth to her first child Olivia. After the birth of their first child, Arnold and Nicole soon married. Years following the marriage Nicole gave birth to more children, their names were Ella, Tobias, Harriet, and Amelia. Olivia married an English-American man named Harry Pirrip, and had two kids with him. The first was Joe and the second was Phillip, nicknamed "Pip". Ella had a love child named Kelly with one of her former lovers, but like her cousin Maggie, she wanted her daughter to have her father's last name. Harriet married a Scandinavian man named James Biggle. They had a daughter named Henrietta and later adopted Bradley. Tobias had an affair with a woman named Alivia Smith, and got her pregnant (albeit unknowingly). That being said, Tobias had no knowledge that Alivia had given birth to a boy named Firkle. Amelia married a Cult of Cthulhu member, Eugene Thelman. They had a child name Pete.

Wanda married an engineer named Moe Allen. They had several kids together. Their names are Nicolas, Augustin, Sean, Mary, and Alex. Before Wanda married Moe, she secretly was juggling two relationships at the same time, but officially broke up when Wanda married Moe. She had a love child named Ronald. Ronald had an affair and gained a son named Fosse. Nicholas has one son Bill. Augustin married a Russian woman and she gave birth to their child Dog Poo. Sean also has one son named Michael. Mary married a man named Robert White and they had two kids together. Their names are Jason and Crystal. Alex married a woman named Penny and they had four kids together. Their names are Kelly, Stacy, Bartles, and Lannie.

Melissa married an Irish man named Ronan Mullen. The marriage gained them two sons, Liam and Dermont. Liam married a French-American woman named Eloise and had one son, his name is Peter. Dermont did not marry but still had two kids with his girlfriend Josephine. Their names are Douglas and Madelyn.