The Sonic, Mario and Donkey Kong Crossover Special/Transcript

Intro

 * (Begins with an AoStH intro, then switches to a Super Mario World intro then a Donkey Kong Country intro until the intros switch randomly then changes to a "The Sonic, Mario and Donkey Kong Crossover Special" logo.)

[Scene: Dr. Robotnik's Fortress]

 * (The screen fades to Dr. Ivo Robotnik's repaired fortress.)
 * Dr. Robotnik: (off-screen inside) At last, my new and improved (The screen fades to Dr. Robotnik, inside the fortress) fortress has finally been repaired! And now, all I'll have to do is to call on my henchmen... Scratch! Grounder!
 * (Scratch and Grounder come out of their bedroom doors)
 * Scratch and Grounder: (in unison) Scratch and Grounder, reporting for duty, Dr. Robotnik, sir!
 * Dr. Robotnik: I order you two to capture the hedgehog, that pesky fox and his feeble fellows, and bring them to my fortress!
 * Grounder: Why would you want them, your nastiness?
 * Dr. Robotnik: Because, you idiot, I'm going to invent my Alternate Universe Portal to trap them all forever! Now bring them to me, or I'll turn (to Grounder) you into a washing machine and (to Scratch) you into a cotton candy maker!
 * Scratch and Grounder: (in unison) Oh, please, Dr. Robotnik! We'll do anything! Please, anything!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Now get to work, NOW!!
 * Scratch: Yes, your dastardliness!
 * Grounder: We'll be on our way, your maliciousness!
 * (Scratch and Grounder dash off to the exit)
 * Dr. Robotnik: And don't come back until you have found Sonic and his friends!

[Scene: Sonic's Birthday Party]

 * (Fades to Sonic's friends from AoStH, SatAM, Sonia, Manic and Knuckles from Underground being invited to Sonic's birthday party.)
 * Sonic's friends: Surprise! Happy birthday, Sonic!
 * Sonic: Another birthday party?
 * Sally: Yep, a party dedicated to you!
 * Sonic: Thanks for surprising me, Knuckles, Bunnie, Antoine, Rotor, Dulcy, Weasley, Da Bears, Caninestein, Von Schlemmer, Spelunk, MacHopper, Robotnik Jr., Miss Possum, Catty, Robot, Sonia, Manic and Sally Acorn. This has became the best party ever!
 * Tails: You're welcome, Sonic! (gives Sonic a present) And we even got you presents!
 * (Scratch and Grounder watch with their binoculars from the bushes.)
 * Scratch: Grounder, it's time to catch them!
 * Grounder: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Let's do it!
 * (Cuts to Sonic opening his present, revealing new speed shoes.)
 * Sonic: Wow! New speed shoes?! Those are amazing!
 * (Scratch and Grounder come out of the bushes and trap Sonic and all of his friends in a bag.)
 * Scratch: Baha-hahaaaaaa!! We caught you red-handed! Come with us! Dr. Robotnik would like a word with you!
 * Grounder: Heh-heh! Yeah! A word!
 * (Scratch and Grounder take their prisoners inside the bag to Robotnik's fortress.)

[Scene: Dr. Robotnik's Fortress]

 * (Inside the fortress, the two henchbots release Sonic and his friends from the bag.)
 * Dr. Robotnik: Well done, Scratch and Grounder! You did a very great job! And as for you, my prisoners, I am about to switch the power to the A.U.P. on!
 * Manic: A.U.-What?
 * Dr. Robotnik: Alternate Dimension Portal!
 * Sonia: A vortex that traps us inside an alternate universe!
 * Dr. Robotnik: You're such a smart one! Now, prepare to be doomed!
 * (Dr. Ivo Robotnik presses the "ON" button which sends him, his badniks, Sonic and his friends to an alternate universe.)
 * Dr. Robotnik, Scratch and Grounder, Sonic and his friends: (screaming while being sucked inside the portal)

[Scene: The Beach]

 * (In the beach, we see Coconuts, lying down in the sand, who's drowned in the episode, "Robo-Ninjas." The camera zooms to him. The ghost of Coconuts comes out from his body.)
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: (laughs maniacally) I'm alive, again! Now all I have to do is to capture that blue hedgehog and I'll become the leader of the S.S.S.S.S. Squad! Yeah, yeah! (laughs again)

[Scene: Dome City]

 * (Fades to Dinosaur World, where Sonic and his friends come out of the portal falling down from the sky.)
 * Sonic: (fell down) Oof!
 * (Stars circle around Sonic's head. Sonic shakes his head, removing all the stars.)
 * Sonic: Where are we?
 * Manic: I dunno, bro.
 * Robotnik Jr.: Me neither.
 * Tails: I think we've travelled back in time to the past.
 * Sonic: I think so too, lil' bro. There's no one here!
 * (Oogtar walks in and sees Sonic and his friends.)
 * Oogtar: Huh? Who you?
 * Sonic: I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, Mr. Caveman, sir, and this is Tails, Sonia, Manic, Knuckles, and my friends.
 * Oogtar: (shakes Sonic's hand) Me Oogtar! Oogtar happy to meet blue hedgehog! Hey! We got new guys!
 * (The cavepeople come in along with Yoshi.)
 * Sonic: What're all of your cavefriends doing here? (to Yoshi) And who're you?
 * Yoshi: Me Yoshi! Yoshi happy to meet newcomers! (licks Sonic's face)
 * Sonic: Ew! Stop!
 * ??? (voiced by Walker Boone): Oogtar and Yoshi!
 * ??? (voiced by Tony Rosato): There you are!
 * (The three newcomers reveal Princess Toadstool, Luigi and Mario.)
 * Mario: What are you doing here?
 * Luigi: And who are those guys?
 * Sonic: I'm Sonic! I'm a hedgehog!
 * Tails: And I'm Tails!
 * Sonia: I'm Sonia, and...
 * Manic: I'm Manic, dude!
 * Sally: I'm Sally Acorn, and this is Bunnie, Antoine, Rotor, and Dulcy.
 * Mario: Hello, newcomers! I'm Mario, and this is my lil' brother, Luigi Mario.
 * Toadstool: I'm Princess Toadstool.
 * Mario: What brings you here?
 * Sonic: We have to get back to Mobius for my birthday party.
 * Tails: But there's no way to make a portal to bring us back.
 * (Cuts to Professor Von Schlemmer and Caninestein.)
 * Caninestein: Perhaps we can help!
 * Schlemmer: Ja! We can make a portal for us, and we'll go home again!
 * Sonic: Hey, good thinkin', Professors!
 * Tails: We could get out of here in no time at this rate!
 * Mario: But before you get back home, you need to help us!
 * Luigi: Our problem is that King Koopa is back!
 * Knuckles: Who's King Koopa?
 * Toadstool: Only the evilest dictator and king of the most dangerous creatures in the Mushroom Kingdom!
 * Sonic: He seems kind of bad. Well, OK. We'll help you. I wonder where Robotnik and his crew are at this time.

[Scene: Dr. Robotnik's Fortress]

 * (Fade transition)
 * (Coconuts' ghost goes inside the fortress and sees a portal.)
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: *gasp* An Alternate Universe Portal! Sonic must be in here! I'm going in! (jumps inside the portal as he laughs maniacally)

[Scene: King Koopa's Fortress]

 * (Fades to King Koopa's Fortress.)
 * (Inside the fortress, Dr. Robotnik, Scratch and Grounder enter King Koopa's throne room.)
 * Grounder: Your supremeness, where are we?
 * Dr. Robotnik: (whispering) *shushing* Be quiet, you idiot! (to Scratch) And you too!
 * (A silhouette shaped like King Koopa snaps his fingers as a gang of Mechakoopas come in. Dr. Robotnik and his badniks stare in shock.)
 * Silhouette (King Koopa): (evil laugh)
 * Scratch: What was that?!
 * Grounder: Beats me, Scratch.
 * Dr. Robotnik: Who are you?
 * (King Koopa comes out of the dark.)
 * King Koopa: It is I, King Koopa! The most evilest, scariest and rottonest of them all!
 * Dr. Robotnik: What? YOU?! No you're not! I am!
 * King Koopa: Says who?!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Dr. Ivo Robotnik, that's who!
 * King Koopa: (laughs) I like your spunk, Doctor!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Oh, really? And I like your tone.
 * King Koopa: You look like you can be my new partner in crime!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Partner, huh? I like that. Alright, I'm in!
 * King Koopa: You're hired! What do you say we take the plumbers down?
 * Dr. Robotnik: Yes! And Sonic and his friends too!
 * King Koopa: Never heard of them.
 * Dr. Robotnik: Sonic the blue speedy hedgehog, his little two-tailed friend, Tails, and the rest of their friends, are my arch-enemies!
 * King Koopa: I also have my arch-enemies too! Mario, the plumber dressed in red, Luigi, his brother dressed in green, Toadstool, princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, Yoshi, the green dino-twerp pet of the Mario brothers, and the rest of the cavepeople!
 * (Dr. Robotnik and King Koopa shake their hands as they laugh evilly, along with Scratch and Grounder.)

[Scene: Dome City]

 * (Fade transition)
 * (The two professors, Caninestein and Von Schlemmer are building the Alternate Dimension Portal.)
 * Mario: Any sign of Koopa yet, lil' brother?
 * Luigi: No, not yet, Mario.
 * Toadstool: Well, the professors should be done building the portal by now.
 * Sonic: We're waiiiitiiiiiiiiiing!
 * (The two professors finished building the portal.)
 * Caninestein: All done! This portal will take us back home in no time!
 * Von Schlemmer: Ja, and the bad news is, uh, we don't know what happens when we go into it.
 * Sonic: What?! This is an Alternate Dimension Portal! Our home is inside it!
 * Von Schlemmer: But we have a big problem! (talks to a caveman) Uh, can you pass me the rock?
 * (The caveman gives Von Schlemmer a rock.)
 * Von Schlemmer: Allow me to demonstrate! (throws a rock)
 * (Cuts to a rock inside the portal turning 2D to CGI.)
 * (Cuts to Von Schlemmer.)
 * Von Schlemmer: It teleports us to a three-dimensional world!
 * Sonic: Three-dimensional, huh?
 * (Sonic walks to an Alternate Dimension Portal and puts his arm to it.)
 * (Cuts to Sonic's arm turning to a CGI animation.)
 * (Cuts to Sonic grabbing his arm out of the portal as the arm turns back to 2D.)
 * Sonic: So that's what happens. Well, we better know what's inside this portal.
 * Caninestein: Not yet, Sonic! There's an even bigger problem! Not only it teleports us to a three-dimensional world, but the portal is sending out other universes from around the world!
 * (Inspector Gadget comes out of the portal.)
 * Gadget: Wowzers! This is some sort of strange universe!
 * Sonic: I don't know this guy at all!
 * Gadget: Oh, you're right. Sorry! (leaves)
 * (Fred Flintstone from The Flintstones comes out of the portal.)
 * Fred: Oops, wrong world. (leaves)
 * (Homer Simpson from The Simpsons comes out of the portal.)
 * Homer: D'oh! Wrong TV show!
 * Bart: (comes out of the portal) Cool, man!
 * Homer: (angry) Bart!!
 * Bart: (leaves) Whoa!
 * Homer: (leaves) GRRRR!!!
 * (Ren and Stimpy come out of the portal.)
 * Stimpy: Uh, where are we?
 * Ren: You eediot! You sent us to the wrong universe! (slaps Stimpy several times)
 * Sonic: All right! That's enough! (pushes Ren and Stimpy out to the portal) These are some very strange universes.
 * Caninestein: They are.
 * (Coconuts' maniacal laugh is heard off-screen. The Mario brothers, Sonic, Tails and the rest of the gang hear what is making that noise.)
 * Mario: What's that noise?
 * Sonic: I guess that must be that robotic baboon, Coconoise!
 * (The ghost of Coconuts comes out.)
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: That's Coconuts! COCONUTS!!!
 * (Sonic, his friends, Mario, and the rest, except Coconuts, gasp.)
 * Tails: Coconuts is alive?! (to Coconuts) What happened to you?!
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: I'll tell you what happened to me! It happened yesterday...

Coconut's Flashback

 * (Transitions to a flashback, which is a clip from the AoStH episode, "Robo-Ninjas". Coconuts is standing near the bridge as he paces angrily. The camera zooms in on him.)
 * Coconuts: Dr. Robotnik promised to make me a Robo-Ninja, but he puts me on guard duty instead! Oh, I hate it, hate it, hate it!
 * Sonic: Hi there, Coconuts!
 * Coconuts: Yipe!
 * (Sonic walks onto the bridge.)
 * Sonic: Whazzup?
 * Coconuts: Sonic! Ha, I got you at last, you, you...
 * (Coconuts points his right index finger at Sonic.)
 * Sonic: Hedgehog? Heck, you don't need Robotnik to teach you! I'll show you all the moves you need!
 * Coconuts: What, do you think I'm stupid?
 * Sonic: Yes. Next question!
 * (The camera moves over to the right side of the screen, where Coconuts is.)
 * Coconuts: I won't fall for your tricks!
 * (Sonic points his left index finger at Coconuts.)
 * Sonic: Listen, Coconuts, just to prove I mean it, I'll let you hit me first!
 * Coconuts: You will?
 * Sonic: Sure! I'll stand right here,
 * (Sonic points his right index finger at the bridge.)
 * Sonic: You run at me and do this,
 * (Sonic sticks out his right foot.)
 * Sonic: And I'll fall down!
 * Coconuts: Well, okay. But you better fall down!
 * (Coconuts points his left index finger at Sonic, who holds up his left hand.)
 * Sonic: I promise!
 * (Coconuts runs at Sonic, who ducks as he jumps over him and falls off the bridge.)
 * Coconuts: Yeow!
 * (Coconuts lands in the water below with a splash. Sonic looks down at him.)
 * Sonic: Did I fall down too soon?
 * (Coconuts spits.)
 * Sonic: Speak up! I can't understand you!
 * (Sonic cups his right hand to his right ear as Coconuts continues spitting.)
 * Coconuts: Hedgehog!
 * (Sonic runs away, then walks up to the front door of Robotnik's fortress.)

[Scene: Dome City]

 * (End of flashback. Fades to Coconuts' ghost.)
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: I was washed away in the beach, and now, I'm a ghost, and I've come to posess all of you! (laughs maniacally with his razor-sharp fangs coming out of his teeth)
 * Sonic: Run!
 * (As Sonic his friends that, they run along with him and hide away from Coconuts' ghost.)
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: Come back here! I'm not done with you yet!
 * Dr. Robotnik: (off-screen) Coconuts!
 * (Cuts to Dr. Robotnik, Scratch, Grounder, King Koopa and his minions.)
 * Dr. Robotnik: What are you doing here?!
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: You demoted me! Yeah, yeah! So now I finally get my revenge!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Out of our way, you undead robotic primate! We're going to find our enemies!
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: Can I join your side?
 * King Koopa: (pushes Coconuts' ghost out of the way as he walks away along with his minions, Robotnik and his badniks) Beat it! It's our turn now!
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: B-b-b-but, you cannot do that! (to Robotnik) You built me!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Who cares?!
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: (growling) I'll capture that hedgehog if it's the last thing I do!

[Scene: The Dome House]

 * (Cuts to Sonic, Mario and the gang going inside the dome house.)
 * Mario: Inside!
 * (The gang shut the door hide from the bad guys.)
 * Sonic: I hope they left.
 * (Robotnik, his badniks, King Koopa and his minions come out of the door.)
 * King Koopa: Well, well, well! What do we have here?
 * Dr. Robotnik: It's Sonic, Tails and his friends,
 * King Koopa: And Mario, Luigi, Princess, Yoshi and his cave friends too!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Badniks! Get them!
 * Grounder: Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', Scratch?
 * Scratch: Yes, I'm thinkin' what you're thinkin'!
 * Grounder: Let's...
 * Scratch and Grounder: GET 'EM!!!! (laugh)
 * Mario: (jumps on Scratch and Grounder's heads) PASTAAA POWEEERRRR!!!
 * Sonic: (jumps) Up, (does a triple spin) over, (about to dash) and (dashes) GOOOONNNEEE!!! (hits Scratch and Grounder)
 * Scratch and Grounder: (run away) RETREAT!!! RETREAAATT!!!
 * King Koopa: Don't leave us, you idiots!
 * Dr. Robotnik: You heard what my badniks say, you reptilian reject! RUUUUNN!!!
 * (The bad guys run away.)
 * Mario: What're we waiting for? We gotta get to the portal as fast as possible!
 * Sonic: Let's speed, keeds! (dashes away)
 * (The good guys follow Sonic.)

[Scene: Dome City]

 * (Robotnik, King Koopa and the rest of the bad guys get to the Alternate Dimension Portal.)
 * Dr. Robotnik: The portal! (to King Koopa) So long, Koopa! It's been an honor serving with all of you, but now, we have to get back to our home! (goes inside the portal)
 * Scratch and Grounder: (follow Robotnik) Wait for us, your heinousness! (go inside the portal)
 * (The ghost of Coconuts goes to the portal too.)
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: Dr. Robotnik! (goes inside the portal)
 * King Koopa: Every man for himself! (goes inside the portal)
 * (Sonic, Tails, Mario, Luigi, and the rest of the good guys get to the Alternate Dimension Portal.)
 * Sonic: Dr. Robotnik, Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts...
 * Mario: And King Koopa are going inside the Alternate Dimension Portal!
 * Sonic: We have to get them! (to Toadstool, Yoshi and the cavepeople) Goodbye, citizens of Dinosaur World!
 * Toadstool: Bye!
 * Cavepeople: Bye!
 * Sonic: We'll see you at my next birthday soon! Outta here! (goes inside the portal)
 * (Tails, all of Sonic's friends, and the Mario brothers, except for Toadstool, and the cavepeople, go inside the portal.)
 * Yoshi: (goes to the portal) Wait for Yoshi!
 * Toadstool: Yoshi, no!
 * (Yoshi goes inside the portal.)

[Scene: Beachfront]

 * (The portal drops Sonic, his friends, the Mario brothers, and Yoshi, in their CGI form, onto the island of Kongo Bongo.)
 * Sonic: (fell down) Ouch! (looks at himself) What happened to me? Why am I a three-dimensional character?
 * (Von Schlemmer and Caninestein get up.)
 * Von Schlemmer: See? We told you! We are now computer-generated animations!
 * Tails: Sonic, I don't like this place.
 * Sonic: Well, whaddya suppose this is?
 * Funky Kong (off-screen): Mon, what you're standing on (camera cuts to him) is the island of Kongo Bongo!
 * Sonic: Kongo-What?
 * Funky: Kongo Bongo! Our island and our home, named after the president who first landed here, Bongo Kong!
 * Tails: So, you're trying to say, you're all kongs? Awesome!
 * Sonic: Wait, let's start from the top, who are you?
 * Funky: My name is Funky, dude! I love to ride on surfboards and my favorite biplane! I used to spend quality time on my other dudes, Donkey and Diddy Dude!
 * Mario: Donkey... Wait a minute, you mean that gorilla, Donkey Kong, that threw barrels at me and steals my friend Pauline?!
 * Funky: You mean Cranky, right? My dudes are living at their hut, and Cranky's chilling inside his cabin.
 * Sonic: Great, lots of help! See ya! (dashes away)
 * (Tails, all of Sonic's friends, the Mario brothers, and Yoshi follow Sonic.)

[Scene: King K. Rool's Lair]

 * (Inside the lair, Dr. Robotnik, Scratch, Grounder and King Koopa are sneaking. The lights turn on.)
 * Dr. Robotnik: What was that?
 * King Koopa: I don't know.
 * (The Kritter clan, Klump and Krusha found Robotnik, the two badniks and Koopa.)
 * Klump: Intruders! Alright, prisoners! King K. Rool would like to see you inside his hidden library!
 * King Koopa: King?! I'm the king!
 * (The Kremling clan take the prisoners up to K. Rool's hidden library. Inside the library, a silhouette shaped like King K. Rool appears.)
 * Silhouette (K. Rool): (laughing) Good job, Klump. You've done well.
 * (K. Rool comes out of the shadows.)
 * K. Rool: Tell me who your names are, newcomers.
 * Dr. Robotnik: I'm Dr. Robotnik!
 * Scratch: I'm Scratch, and this is Grounder.
 * Grounder: Hello.
 * King Koopa: I'm Koopa and I'm the king here!
 * K. Rool: No you're not, I am!
 * King Koopa: Oh yeah?
 * K. Rool: Yeah! (to Klump, Krusha and his Kritter clan) Minions! Off to the dungeon with them!
 * Dr. Robotnik: You cannot do that!
 * K. Rool: Why?
 * Dr. Robotnik: Because we are evil! We need to team up, to capture our arch-enemies!
 * K. Rool: Arch-enemies?
 * King Koopa: Yes!
 * K. Rool: Hmm... What do you say I join your evil band, and together, we will rule THE WORLD, and Kongo Bongo Island!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Don't forget the planet Mobius...
 * King Koopa: The Mushroom Kingdom and the Dinosaur World also!
 * K. Rool: I like that idea. How devilish.
 * (Dr. Robotnik, King Koopa and King K. Rool laugh evilly.)

[Scene: DK's Treehouse]

 * (Sonic, Mario and the gang walk to the entrance to DK's treehouse.)
 * DK: (off-screen) Hey, Diddy! Think fast!
 * (DK and Diddy laugh off-screen.)
 * (Sonic punches the elevator button. Sonic, Tails, the Mario brothers, and Yoshi go inside the elevator barrel. The elevator goes up.)
 * (Cuts to DK and Diddy playing a ball game.)
 * DK: (stops) Hey, Diddy! We got someone!
 * Diddy: (stops) Really? Who are they?
 * Sonic: Hello, primates! I'm Sonic the Hedgehog! And these are my friends, Tails, Mario, Luigi, and...
 * Yoshi: Yoshi happy to meet you!
 * DK: Well, I'm happy to meet you too. I'm Donkey Kong.
 * Diddy: And I'm DK's bestest friend, sidekick, second-in-command, bosom buddy and second banana in the whole world, Diddy! (giggles)
 * DK: So, what brings you here on Kongo Bongo Island anyway?
 * Tails: We were sent by Funky Kong to find you, and find our arch-enemies.
 * Sonic: Dr. Robotnik, his badniks Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts...
 * Mario: And King Koopa!
 * DK: King Koopa? You mean, King K. Rool?
 * Luigi: Who's K. Rool?
 * Diddy: He's our arch-nemesis, and king of the Kritter clan, who wants to steal the magical, mystical Crystal Coconut which is at Cranky's cabin!
 * Sonic: We know Cranky's cabin, but how do you know all of that?
 * DK: Cranky Kong, he's at...
 * Sonic: His cabin?
 * Diddy: That's right!
 * Yoshi: K. Rool steal coconut?! Uh-oh! What do we do?
 * DK: We gotta protect it! We're gonna climb those vines to get to Cranky's or K. Rool wins!
 * Mario: Well, let's go then!

[Scene: Cranky's Cabin]

 * (Robotnik, the two badniks, K. Rool, Klump, Krusha and the Kritter clan march to Cranky's.)
 * K. Rool: The Crystal Coconut is located inside Cranky's cabin, and once we hide, Klump will tell the Kritters to shoot their Klap-blasters. Ready?
 * Robotnik and Koopa: Ready!
 * (Robotnik, the two badniks, Koopa and K. Rool hide.)
 * Klump: You heard 'em, Kritters! Ready, aim...
 * (The Kritters charge their blasters. The view zooms inside the barrel of a Klap-blaster.)
 * Klaptrap #1: I'm so hungry I could eat the entire ceiling!
 * Klaptrap #2: Me too!
 * (Cuts to the Kritters, that are about to shoot the cabin.)
 * Klump: Fire!
 * (The Kritters shoot their Klap-blasters at the ceiling. The Klaptraps eat the entire ceiling.)
 * (Inside the cabin.)
 * Cranky: Oh, not again! This is a job for Donkey Kong! (yells) DONKEY KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!
 * (Cuts to DK, Diddy, Sonic, Tails, the Mario brothers and Yoshi falling from the sky.)
 * DK: BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SLAMMA!!
 * (Cuts to DK landing on a trigger barrel flinging Klump screaming into the wilderness.)
 * K. Rool: KLUMP!
 * (Diddy lands on a trigger barrel as the Kritters and Krusha are sent flying.)
 * Kritters: (flying away) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Krusha: (flying away) Wheeeeeeeeee!! Thiiiiissssss iiiiisssssss fuuuuuuuuuuuunn!!!
 * K. Rool: NOOOOO!! MY MINIONS!! This is not over, Donkey Kong! You may win this round, but we'll still get our revenge!
 * DK: Oh really? (runs to the trigger barrel and launches K. Rool off.)
 * K. Rool: (flying away) WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
 * Dr. Robotnik: (walks over to see K. Rool along with his two badniks and King Koopa) K. ROOL!
 * King Koopa: (becomes angry, stomping his foot on the ground) Daagh! (to DK, Diddy, Sonic, Tails, the Mario brothers and Yoshi) What have you done this time, you klutzes?!
 * Sonic: Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but we gotta go now. (dashes away along with DK, Diddy, Tails, the Mario brothers and Yoshi)
 * Scratch: Oh, great! He tricked us again!
 * Grounder: Why I oughta grab that neck of that speedy hedgehog!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Shut up, you nincombots! We have to capture them ourselves, right?
 * Scratch and Grounder: Huh? Uh... Oh! Right!
 * King Koopa: Come on! Let's get those plumbers!
 * Cranky: (opening the door) I see you back there!
 * (The bad guys dash away.)
 * Cranky: Get out! And don't come back! Thanks to DK, those lizards are gone now. Well, it looks like I need to fix my roof again. (shuts the door)

[Scene: Forest]

 * (Transition to Sonic, Tails, all of Sonic's friends, the Mario brothers, Yoshi, DK and Diddy walking in the forest.)
 * DK: We make a great team, right, guys?
 * Sonic: Yeah!
 * Diddy: Uh-huh! When we really launched K. Rool and his crew out to the sun, that went awesome!
 * Tails: You can say that again.
 * Sonic: Looks like we have to go home now. (to Von Schlemmer and Caninestein) Hey, professors! Can you build another Alternate Dimension Portal?
 * Von Schlemmer: Don't worry, Sonic! We will!
 * (The ghost of Coconuts comes out of the bush watching the heroes walk.)
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: Looks like it's time for me to get them! With them captured, I will become the best badnik in the world! Yeah, yeah! (laughs evilly)

[Scene: Beachfront]

 * (Transition to Von Schlemmer and Caninestein who finished building the Alternate Dimension Portal.)
 * Von Schlemmer: There! That oughta do it! I sure hope this works.
 * Caninestein: Ja, me too.
 * DK: Wait, I forget, (to Diddy) did we sung or not sung a musical number?
 * Diddy: Uh, no. We didn't.
 * DK: Oh, well, let's sing it now!
 * (Song starts)
 * DK: (singing in Sterling Jarvis' voice) We fixed the Alternate Dimension Portal and...
 * Sonic: (interrupts song as it ends) Do you always have to sing like that?
 * DK: (normal voice) But we always sing two musical numbers in every episode!
 * Sonic: Well, the singing stops now! We gotta get back home and fast! But first, (to the Mario brothers and Yoshi) we have to send you three home first!
 * Mario, Luigi and Yoshi: Okay.
 * Sonic: I gotta switch it to "Dinosaur World."
 * (Sonic types "Dinosaur World" on the keyboard as it shows the portal to Dinosaur World.)
 * Mario, Luigi and Yoshi: (cheering)
 * Mario: Our home! (shakes Sonic's hand) Thanks, Sonic. I'll be invited on your birthday party next year.
 * (Robotnik, Scratch, Grounder, Koopa, and K. Rool laugh off-screen as the good guys gasp.)
 * (Cuts to Robotnik, Scratch, Grounder, Koopa, K. Rool, Klump, Krusha, and the Kritter clan.)
 * Dr. Robotnik: This ends now, hedgehog! Badniks! Get them!
 * Sonic: (to Mario, Luigi and Yoshi) Go, go, go!
 * (The Mario brothers and Yoshi go inside the portal.)
 * King Koopa: (goes to the portal) The plumbers are getting away! (goes inside the portal)
 * Tails: Sonic! Get us back to Mobius!
 * Sonic: Okay, Tails!
 * (Sonic goes to the keyboard and types "Mobius" on it as it shows the portal to Mobius.)
 * Sonic: Up, over, and... (dashes to the portal along with Tails and his friends)
 * Dr. Robotnik: The hedgehog's getting away!
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: Get 'em!
 * Dr, Robotnik: Why're you still here?! (kicks Coconuts' ghost to the ocean)
 * The Ghost of Coconuts: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF COCONUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-...!!!
 * (Coconuts' ghost splashes in the ocean, making it the final appearance of Coconuts.)
 * Dr. Robotnik: (to Scratch and Grounder) Follow me! (runs to the portal)
 * (Scratch and Grounder both get to the portal.)
 * Scratch: Wait for me, your supreme nastiness!
 * Grounder: No, wait for me! (both Scratch and him go inside the portal)

[Scene: Dr. Robotnik's Fortress]

 * (Sonic and his friends escape out of the Alternate Dimension Portal.)
 * Sonic: We're back!
 * Tails: And we're two-dimensional again!
 * Sonic: Yeah, I love missing the old me.
 * Sally: But not yet, Sonic! Dr. Robotnik and his evil henchbots are still escaping out of the portal too!
 * Wes Weasley: Why, that sounds dastardly!
 * Seargent Doberman: We better get out of here, pronto! (runs away along with Sonic and his friends)
 * (Dr. Robotnik, Scratch and Grounder escape out of the Alternate Dimension Portal.)
 * Scratch: We're baaaaaack!
 * Grounder: And I feel like a, uh... what's that word?
 * Dr. Robotnik: Quit acting like idiots, boys, and get that spiny hedgehog and his friends! We have to catch them with my Egg-O-Matic Hovercraft!
 * (Robotnik and his badniks hop on inside the Egg-O-Matic Hovercraft. The hovercraft dashes away.)
 * (The Alternate Dimension Portal summons King Koopa, his Koopalings and his minions, King K. Rool, Klump, Krusha and the Kritter clan in 2D animation.)
 * King Koopa: We've finally entered another universe!
 * K. Rool: And it's time to follow Robotnik!
 * Kooky: Yeah, and that blue speedy hedgehog!
 * (Koopa, K. Rool and the rest of the bad guys laugh and dash away. The Mario brothers, Yoshi, DK and Diddy in 2D animation come out of the portal.)
 * Mario: King Koopa...
 * Diddy: And K. Rool...
 * Mario: Are about to capture Sonic!
 * Luigi: Oh dear!
 * Yoshi: Hop on!
 * (The Mario brothers, DK and Diddy hop on Yoshi's back. The heroes ride off.)

[Scene: Desert]

 * (Sonic and his friends run away from Robotnik, Scratch and Grounder riding on the Egg-O-Matic Hovercraft.)
 * Dr. Robotnik: Get them! Get them!
 * Scratch: Let me catch him!
 * Grounder: No way, let me catch him!
 * Scratch: I'm first, Grounder! And that means I'M first!
 * Grounder: No you're not! I am!
 * Scratch: Age before beauty!
 * Grounder: No, beauty before age!
 * Dr. Robotnik: WILL YOU STOP FIGHTING AND GET THAT HEDGEHOG?!?!
 * Scratch and Grounder: Yes, your despicableness.
 * (Sonic and his friends continue running away, until they see a claw coming out of the hovercraft's thruster, about to catch the heroes. Sonic and his friends dash away from it.)
 * Dr. Robotnik: Stop moving and let me catch you!
 * Sonic: We gotta get out of here!
 * (King Koopa and K. Rool laugh off-screen.)
 * Sonic: Huh? (looks back as he sees King Koopa, K. Rool and their army)
 * King Koopa: It's over, hedgehog!
 * K. Rool: Say goodbye to your precious universe!
 * Mario: (off-screen) PASTAAAAAAAA POWEEEEERRR!!!
 * Sonic: Is that who I think it was?
 * (Cuts to the Mario brothers, DK and Diddy riding on Yoshi's back.)
 * Diddy: (to K. Rool) You can capture the Crystal Coconut...
 * Luigi: (to Koopa) And capture the princess...
 * DK: But you'll never capture our friends!
 * Sonic: Mario? Luigi? Yoshi? DK and Diddy?
 * Tails: They're gonna save us!
 * DK: Yes we are! (jumps off of Yoshi's back) BANANAAAAAAAAA SLAMMA!!! (kicks K. Rool, Klump, Krusha and the Kritter clan to the sky)
 * Diddy: Bye bye, K. Rool! (giggles)
 * Mario: Hey, Luigi, pass me the fireflower!
 * Luigi: Uh, okay. (gives the fireflower to Mario)
 * (Mario grabs the fireflower as he turns intro Fire Mario.)
 * Sonic: Radical!
 * Mario: Hey, Koopa! Eat fireballs! (shoots fireballs at King Koopa and his army)
 * Tails: Cool!
 * Dr. Robotnik: I told you to STOP MOVING!!
 * Sonic: Tails, you protect my friends!
 * Tails: Got it!
 * Sonic: Me, I've got a surprise for Docbotnik! (jumps on the hovercraft)
 * Dr. Robotnik: Hey! Get off my hovercraft!
 * Sonic: Your hovercraft?
 * Dr. Robotnik: What are you talking about?
 * (Sonic winks at the audience and jumps down. Sonic hides below the hovercraft.)
 * Sonic: (imitating Scratch) Hey, your rotteness! The hedgehog turned right!
 * Dr. Robotnik: (looks to the right) Huh?
 * (Sonic jumps on Robotnik's head, ties his mustache into a knot, and puts tape on his eyes to make him blind.)
 * Dr. Robotnik: (blind) I can't see a thing!
 * Scratch: Doctor! Look!
 * Dr. Robotnik: What is it?!
 * Grounder: Giant wall!
 * (Robotnik and his two henchbots are about to hit the giant wall as they scream. The hovercraft hits the wall as it explodes.)
 * (Cuts to Sonic covering his ears for the explosion. The explosion ends as Sonic looks at Dr. Robotnik's defeat and dashes away.)

[Scene: Dr. Robotnik's Fortress]

 * (Fades to Sonic and Tails sending Dr. Robotnik, Scratch, Grounder, Koopa, K. Rool, and the rest of the bad guys to the Alternate Dimension Portal, with the Mario brothers, Yoshi, DK and Diddy watching.)
 * Sonic: Robotnik, Koopa, and K. Rool, for your defeat, I think it's time we send you to a, um... educational universe.
 * Dr. Robotnik: (scared) Educational? What're you saying?!
 * K. Rool: I'm not comfortable with this!
 * Sonic: (pushes the bad guys out to the portal) So long!
 * Huggles: (off-screen) Hee hee hee! Hi there!
 * Dr. Robotnik: (off-screen) Ah! Who're you?!
 * Huggles: (off-screen) It's me, Huggles the Dinosaur, and I want you to play with me! Hee hee hee!
 * (The bad guys scream in terror off-screen.)
 * Tails: I love that show!
 * Sonic: But wait, this is the best part! (counts down from three to one)
 * Dr. Robotnik: (off-screen) I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!
 * Sonic: I love it when Robotnik says that.
 * Tails: Me too.
 * Mario: (to Sonic) Hey, Sonic. (shakes Sonic's hand) You really saved our world.
 * Luigi: Yeah, Dinosaur World, wouldn't be the same without you.
 * Sonic: Thanks.
 * DK: Listen, if you want, you can hang out inside my treehouse.
 * Sonic: Thanks to you too.
 * Diddy: Looks like we be better going now! (giggles)
 * Sonic: I'll handle it.
 * (Sonic goes to the keyboard and types "Dinosaur World" on it as it shows the portal to Dinosaur World. Mario, Luigi and Yoshi go to the portal.)
 * Mario: Bye, Sonic!
 * Luigi: Arrivederci!
 * (Yoshi gives Sonic a lick.)
 * Sonic: I'll see you too!
 * (Yoshi leaves.)
 * (Sonic types "Kongo Bongo Island" on the keyboard as it shows the portal to Kongo Bongo Island. DK and Diddy go to the portal.)
 * DK: Diddy, let's go. Candy's got some banana cream pies cooked up for me.
 * Tails: Sonic, what about Dr. Robotnik and his badniks? We need to continue for more adventures!
 * Sonic: Tails, keed, we already had another adventure for today. Besides, Robuttnik and his klutzy crew got what they deserved. For now on, let's get a chili-dog!
 * (Sonic leaves with Tails.)
 * Tails: Wow! Chili-dogs! I'll have one!
 * Sonic: Tell ya what, if you promise to be good, we'll go to one of the best chili-dog factories ever!
 * Tails: I can't wait!
 * (Fades to black.)

[Scene: Sonic's Birthday Party]

 * ("The Next Year..." title appears on a black screen. The title fades.)
 * (Fades to Sonic's friends from AoStH, SatAM, Sonia, Manic and Knuckles from Underground being invited to Sonic's birthday party.)
 * Sonic's friends: Surprise! Happy birthday, Sonic!
 * Sonic: Gee, thanks again, guys. But first... (to Professor Caninestein and Von Schlemmer) Professors!
 * (Cuts to Caninestein and Von Schlemmer with the Alternate Dimension Portal.)
 * Sonic: (off-screen) Ready the Alternate Dimension Portal!
 * Caninestein: Behind you all the way, Sonic!
 * (The Alternate Dimension Portal summons the Mario brothers, Yoshi, Toadstool, and the rest of the cavepeople.)
 * Mario: Did you miss me?
 * (Sonic's friends applaude as Mario and his friends come in.)
 * (DK, Diddy, Cranky, Funky, Candy Kong with Baby Kong in her hands, Dixie, Bluster and Eddie the Yeti in 2D animation come out of the Alternate Dimension Portal.)
 * DK: BANANAAAAA SLAMMA!!
 * Funky: Cool, mon!
 * Sonic: Come on in, guys!
 * (DK and his friends walk and wave to Sonic and Mario's friends.)
 * (Cuts to Sonic as he looks at the Alternate Dimension Portal summoning Inspector Gadget, the Flintstone and Rubble family, the Simpson family, and Ren and Stimpy.)
 * Tails: Sonic, what are all of the other guys from other dimensions doing in this place?
 * Sonic: We are inviting them so we can celebrate! I mean, look what fun Oogtar is having his new yeti friend!
 * (Oogtar rides on Eddie the Yeti's back.)
 * Oogtar and Eddie: (laughing)
 * Tails: You're kind of right, Sonic! Well, let's celebrate then!
 * Sonic: Happy birthday to me, the world's famous high-speed freedom-fighting super-sonic hero! Sonic the Hedgehog!
 * (Sonic, Mario, DK and their friends, the Flintstone and Rubble family, the Simpson family, and Ren and Stimpy celebrate. The screen irises out and Sonic gives the audience a wink. Fades to black.)

Sonic Says

 * (Tails sees a ahark on the beach. Sonic comes in and talks to Tails.)
 * Sonic: Tails! Just what're think you're doing?
 * Tails: I'm going to ride a shark on the beach! It's gonna be wild!
 * Sonic: Hold it, lil' buddy! You cannot ride that! This aquatic creature has razor-sharp teeth that can eat you alive! You don't wanna end up like that last person who learnt how to ride a shark, do ya?
 * Tails: No!
 * Sonic: Now you're learnin'! (looks at the audience along with Tails) So the next time you see a shark, don't ride on it! Go to the park and don't ride on a shark!
 * Sonic and Tails: (wink to the audience) Sonic Says!
 * (Fades to black.)