Adventure Time: Awakening/Transcript

(Warner Bros. Pictures, Sony, Columbia Pictures, Cartoon Network Movies, Frederator Studios and Bron Studios logos start. The searchlight turns on as Kevin Lima walks on stage.)

Kevin Lima: Hello, and welcome to Adventure Time: The Movie. My name's Kevin Lima and I'm the director and executive producer of this movie. Now let me remind you that the movie is based on the show created by Pendleton Ward. When the movie starts, you'll see Finn and Jake as they embark on a new adventure to discover the truth from the Great Gum War four years ago as they find Patience St. Pim, the ice elemental princess. Before we begin, make sure your phones are silenced and turned off, and of course, the pacifiers for babies. After the movie, make sure to deposit popcorn bags, candy boxes and all the cup sizes in the trash. Okay, let's review. That is, uh, the plot, the instructions for the movie, and of course the introduction. Huh. I guess that really explains a lot. Anyway, enjoy the movie.

(Kevin Lima winks and leaves then the searchlight goes off. The song plays "Digga Digga Dog" by Usher and Ne-Yo and the credits read "Warner Bros. Pictures and Columbia Pictures present", "in association with Cartoon Network Movies and Frederator Studios and Bron Creative", and "a Rideback/Vertigo Entertainment production". The scene goes to Finn, Jake, Shermy and Beth who stand in the white background as they look at Finn and Jake plushes like the rain then they use butterfly nets to catch them while the opening credits roll until the title appears and says "Adventure Time: The Movie" as text appears on the bottom and reads "Created by Pendleton Ward" with the Cartoon Network logo on top of the title. Finn, Jake, Shermy and Beth climb on top of the title and bump their fists then cuts to black and the song finishes. We hear the keys jingling and a lock unlocking. The door opens as Lemongrab 3 and Banana Guard walk in the dungeon in Candy Kingdom.)

Lemongrab 3: Are you sure my clients are living in their cells for four years?

Banana Guard: Yes, I'm sure they'll just be free. And with the behavior control therapy, the legacy starts off with... (Tries to open the door and it's locked) Hey! The door's locked! Open it!

Banana Guard 2: Oh! Sorry. (Unlocks the door open)

Banana Guard: Thank you.

(They walk to the cells.)

Banana Guard: The Son of Rap Bear lives alone in his cell.

(They look at Son of Rap Bear who watches TV.)

Banana Guard: Along with his father.

(They look at Rap Bear who washes laundry.)

Banana Guard: And even Flame King.

(They look at Flame King who reads a book.)

Banana Guard: But, of course, the real challenge remains. I mean, this is a prison, not an adoption place.

Lemongrab 3: And I don't represent villains in court. I can assure you that my clients...

Banana Guard: Are cured. (Opens the peephole door)

(Lemongrab 3 goes to the peephole door and looks at Bandit Princess, Ash, Samantha, Ricardio, Me-Mow, Sir Slicer, Scorcher, Pete Sassafras and Peace Master who play Mario Kart 7 on Nintendo 3DS.)

Lemongrab 3: Brush up your Chinese, Banana Guard. This could be our lucky day!

(The scene cuts to Forest Wizard, Bufo and Laser Wizard at the Wizard Battle Arena.)

Bufo: Bandit Princess.

Bandit Princess: Do call us Legion of the Candy Kingdom Haters, please.

Bufo: Legion of the Candy Kingdom Haters, I'm releasing you all into the custody of the probation office. You'll all perform 500 hours of community service. Lemongrab 3, your clients are, I believe, such wealthy people.

Lemongrab 3: After my exorbiant fees, Your Honor, their assets stand at a mere $8,000,000. Thanks to the miraculous therapy of Banana Guard, my clients actually have aversions to pictures, just this side of barking mad.

Forest Wizard: Then you will be bount over to keep the peace to the sum of $8,000,000. If forfeited, the money will be donated to the forgery stores of the borough of the Land of Ooo. Which means, if you repeat the offense, your entire fortune will go to the blacksmith. (Chuckles and presses "Parole Granted" on Bandit Princess, Ash, Samantha, Ricardio, Me-Mow, Sir Slicer, Scorcher, Pete Sassafras and Peace Master's profiles.)

(The scene goes to the probation office as Bandit Princess, Ash, Samantha, Ricardio, Me-Mow, Sir Slicer, Scorcher, Pete Sassafras and Peace Master follow Laser Wizard to the booth.)

Laser Wizard: Okay, so that's your weapons, your clothes and the pictures of your enemies.

Bandit Princess: (Gasps) No! No! Get them away from us! (They run to the door and bang on it) Get them away from us!

Laser Wizard: Are you sure you won't be needing them? (Bandit Princess screams and faints along with the Legion) Oh.

(The scene cuts to the Wizard Kingdom as Bandit Princess and the Legion walk outside the gate then they smell fresh air and see Toronto who sighs and chuckles as he stands next to the bus.)

Bandit Princess: Oh. Hey, there I'm Bandit Princess. What's yours?

Toronto: I'm called Toronto the Squirrel. I used to work for the King of Ooo.

Ash: King of Ooo, huh? Well, that's actually very different from the Queen Elizabeth II of England. (Chuckles) No offense, Toronto.

Toronto: It's all right. Anyway, would you all like to have a ride on the bus? Before we go, I brought nine presents for each of you. One for Bandit Princess, one for Ash, one for Ricardio, one for Me-Mow, one for Samantha, one for Peace Master, one for Sir Slicer, one for Pete Sassafras, and one for Scorcher. Open them up.

(They open nine presents as they look at nine blacksmith aprons and gasp.)

Bandit Princess: Oh, Toronto. They're wonderful.

Toronto: Why, thank you. Let's go.

(The scene cuts to the bus as it drives to the Fire Kingdom. The scene cuts to Barbara Wright who clacks the keyboard and sits on the chair.)

Barbara: Hey, Finn.

Finn: Yes, Mrs. Wright?

Barbara: Look at that. The Legion of the Candy Kingdom Hater's been changed.

Finn: Really? Is it true?

Barbara: Yep, it's true. They're all blacksmith.

Finn: Wow, blacksmith. Thanks for telling me, Mrs. Wright.

Barbara: No worries.

(Finn walks to Jake and Minerva)

Finn: Hey, Mom?

Minerva: Yes, Finn?

Finn: Do you think I should tell Flame Princess?

Jake: Nah, you have got to get over her.

Finn: I am over her.

Jake: I hate that.

Minerva: Yes, she's married to Cinnamon Bun. And did you wanna have fire human hybrid children? Ugh. No way.

Finn: Come on. she's my girlfriend.

Huntress Wizard: (Enters the house) Sorry, she's in love with Cinnamon Bun. You know that? And that means you're all mine now. And besides, Bandit Princess has changed and became a blacksmith. Understand? She's changed.

Finn: I know. I missed my arm.

Huntress Wizard: Oh, your arm's missing. Don't worry, I made an artificial wooden arm for you.

Finn: Wait. You made it for me?

Mr. Sweeney: Yep, since your arm's been bitten off by GOLB four years ago, the Legion's changed and became blacksmiths, so Huntress Wizard decided to make one just for you from wood.

Finn: Wait a minute. So you're saying that Huntress Wizard made an artificial wooden arm after GOLB bit one off so I can wear a new one?

Mr. Sweeney: Potentially.

(Cash register dings then Finn grins from ear to ear as his face appears on the $500 bill.)

Finn: Well, if you'll excuse me, I'll go see what Bronwyn's doing good on skateboarding along with her friends.

Barbara: Uh, I wouldn't be too hopeful, Finn. Here's the video of you who tried to kill Bandit Princess carrying Finn Sword.

(Barbara presses the play button and cuts to the footage from "I Am a Sword" where Finn kills Finn Sword as Bandit Princess lets out her loud cackle then Finn collapses then cuts back to Finn, Jake, Minerva, Barbara, Mr. Sweeney and Huntress Wizard.)

Finn: Oh, I'm sure I'm fine. Keep watching footages. It's the least you can do to indulge the brilliant, intellectual minds I've decided to write for you all of a sudden.

(Finn walks outside his house and goes to Bronwyn. Jake, Minerva, Barbara, Mr. Sweeney and Huntress Wizard chew on the ends of glasses, even when they're already wearing some, while Barbara types again, soon just running her fingers along the keyboard. The scene goes to Finn who sees Bronwyn doing skateboard tricks then she finishes and sees Finn who sits on a bench and sighs.)

Bronwyn: Finn? (Walks to the bench and sits next to Finn) What's wrong?

Finn: Oh. It's just that... I wanted to have Flame Princess back. But Huntress Wizard wouldn't let me so she's in love with Cinnamon Bun.

Bronwyn: Oh. Don't worry, Finn. Since you wouldn't have Flame Princess back, I know how to cheer you up.

Finn: Really?

Bronwyn: Yes, let me show you. (Shows Finn her new roller skates) Take a look at my new roller skates.

Finn: Well, that's nice. So what color is it anyway?

Bronwyn: I believe they're pink.

Finn: Oh. New pink roller skate shoes?

Bronwyn: Yes. Those are new pink roller skate shoes.

Finn: Huh. I never thought of those new pink roller... Wait, is that what I think they are? (Bronwyn nods) Oh. (Chuckles) They're wonderful. Thanks, Bronwyn. You really make me feel happy. Oh, and by the way. I heard that the Legion's changed and became blacksmith.

Bronwyn: Oh. Well, that's good to hear. How'd you know?

Finn: Barbara Wright, my assistant, told me about that. She's changed. And another thing, Huntress Wizard made another artificial arm for me. (Shows Bronwyn another arm)

Bronwyn: Really? Is it made of wood?

Finn: Yes.

Bronwyn: Huh. I never noticed Finn had another arm.

Finn: Yep, that's right. Huntress Wizard made me another arm made of wood.

Bronwyn: Is there anything I can help you?

Finn: Well, yes. I was thinking that Barbara, Jake, Sweeney, Minerva, Huntress and Lorenzo would be invited to join you and your family for dinner. What do you think?

Bronwyn: You know what? I think I'd like that. Make it this Saturday.

Finn: Oh, thanks. I'll meet you at your house for dinner this Saturday.

Bronwyn: I'll meet you, too. Good talk.

(Finn walks back home and looks at the billboard as Bandit Princess appears on the picture and text reads "Now hiring blacksmith." At the blacksmith, Bandit Princess, Ash, Samantha, Me-Mow, Ricardio, Pete Sassafras, Peace Master, Sir Slicer and Scorcher work hard as she dips a glowing sword in the bucket of water while the song plays "Wealthy People" by Selena Gomez.)

Bandit Princess: Now that's what I call blacksmith. Isn't that right?

Me-Mow: That's right.

Sir Slicer: Pretty much.

(The scene does the montage of Bandit Princess who seems popular then cuts to Peppermint Butler on TV.)

Peppermint Butler: (On TV) Today, Bandit Princess became popular and the blacksmith.

(The camera pans back to the TV as Finn, Jake, Huntress Wizard, Mr. Sweeney, Barbara and Professor Lorenzo watch TV.)

Professor Lorenzo: Huh. I never though the Legion had been changed.

Finn: That's what I mentioned.

Professor Lorenzo: Oh.

Jake: And they're blacksmiths, right?

Finn: Yep, positive.

Jake: Oh. That's good to hear, like my granddaughter said.

Mr. Sweeney: I guess that's the way the Legion's changed. (Sneezes) Bless me.

Huntress Wizard: Anyway, I wish you would've met someone.

Minerva: Yes, and since you had a break-up with Flame Princess, you just decided you wanted to have dinner tonight with her, Cinnamon Bun, and Bun Bun.

Finn: Really?

Minerva: Yes.

Finn: Oh. Well, that's good to hear.

Minerva: Oh, and also, I'll have a meeting with Bandit Princess at my house.

Finn: Oh. You know what else? Tomorrow's my 21st birthday party.

Minerva: Oh, yes. Your 21st birthday party's tomorrow. Thanks.

(The door knocks and the song ends.)

Minerva: I wonder who could that be.

(Minerva opens the door and sees Shermy, Beth and Martin.)

Minerva: (Gasps softly) Who are you?

Martin: I'm Martin Mertens. Are you my...

Minerva: It is you. Oh, my God, I can't believe you're back. You're still alive. (Chuckles and hugs Martin) My husband Marty has returned! Oh, you have a beard. And look at you, your hair's almost gone. Welcome back, Martin.

(Shermy, Beth and Martin enter the house.)

Shermy: Hello.

Finn: Oh. Hi, there. I'm Finn Mertens. What's yours?

Shermy: I'm Shermy and this is Beth.

Beth: Hi, there.

Jake: Oh. Hey, there. I'm Jake, and I'm his brother Finn. And you are?

Beth: Beth.

Jake: Beth. That's such a lovely name.

Martin: Hi, son.

Finn: Dad? Is that you?

Martin: Yes, it's me. Your father.

Finn: You... You came back for me.

Martin: Of course I came back for you.

Jake: Hey, Beth, I've been meaning to ask you. How do you change sizes?

Beth: It's simple. I can change sizes like everything else.

Jake: Oh. Well, that's good to hear.

(The scene goes to Bandit Princess who opens the front door and sees a new house then she, Ash, Samantha, Me-Mow, Sir Slicer, Peace Master, Pete Sassafras, Ricardio and Scorcher enter the new house. Toronto enters.)

Toronto: Well, this is your new house. You can all take a bath.

Bandit Princess: Thanks, Toronto. (Walks to the bathroom) All right, let's go up to the bathroom so we can share a bath one person at a time for five minutes... (Gasps, clicks tongue) Never mind, then. I think I'll enjoy doing a little washing. Oh, of course, a bath, followed by sleeping that has nine sleeping bags each and every one of...

(Bandit Princess opens the door, notices a picture of Gumbald and screams. Toronto gasps.)

Bandit Princess: Toronto! (Runs to Toronto) Pictures! They're everywhere! Lock them away! Bury them beyond sight and memory!

Toronto: Even all kinds of pictures of the other people such as...

Bandit Princess: Do it now!

Toronto: Yes, ma'am! Right away, ma'am!

(The scene goes to Toronto who locks the pictures up in the fire pit room.)

Bandit Princess: And this!

(Toronto hangs a picture of Gumbald on the wall. The scene cuts to Toronto who seals the door with tape and walks to Bandit Princess, panting.)

Bandit Princess: Is it safe?

Toronto: (Panting, whispering) Yes, it's safe.

(Toronto groans and falls to the floor and Bandit Princess sighs as the scene goes to the Fire Kingdom as Finn, Barbara, Mr. Sweeney and Professor Lorenzo wear fire suits. Finn knocks on the front door. Flame Princess opens the door and sees Finn, Huntress Wizard, Barbara, Mr. Sweeney and Professor Lorenzo who wear fire suits.)

Flame Princess: Well, look who's back after such a long time.

Finn: Yep. Huntress, Barbara, Mr. Sweeney, Professor Lorenzo and I have decided to have dinner with you tonight.

(The scene goes to Finn, Huntress Wizard, Barbara, Professor Lorenzo and Mr. Sweeney who have dinner with Flame Princess, Cinnamon Bun and Bun Bun in the throne room.)

Cinnamon Bun: I never thought you had an assistant, a professor and a butler.

Finn: Yes, I do.

Cinnamon Bun: So, tell us about where you live, Mrs. Barbara Wright.

Barbara: Finn built a new house after the Great Gum War.

Finn: Yes, that's right. I just built a new house with the help of my friends.

Professor Lorenzo: Well, you also wiped out the day he wanted to have you back. In fact, you wiped out Finn Mertens.

Bun Bun: Hmm. Not an exact science, Professor Lorenzo.

Barbara: Phoebe, you have to help me here. Finn wants to know about something. What do you know about Princess Bubblegum?

Flame Princess: Um, not much. Seems like a good princess. Loves Marceline Abadeer, science, and even Peppermint Butler.

Mr. Sweeney: (Takes a bite of a chicken drumstick with sauce) Hmm. This is very good. What kind of sauce would that be?

Bun Bun: That would be hot and spicy barbecue.

Mr. Sweeney: Hmm? (His mouth burns) Fire! (Runs around) Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire!

Finn: Hey, do you think Mr. Sweeney would just drink water or something?

Huntress Wizard: Possibly.

(Mr. Sweeney drinks a whole cup of water and sighs in relief.)

Finn: Are you all right, Mr. Sweeney?

Mr. Sweeney: Yes, Finn. My mouth's feeling cool now, thank you very much. Oh, that hits the spot.

Finn: Try it, Barbara. This one has sweet barbecue sauce.

Barbara: Um, okay. (Takes a bite of a chicken drumstick with sweet barbecue sauce) Hmm. This looks sweet but tasty. Thanks for the barbecue chicken, Phoebe.

Flame Princess: It's my pleasure.

Bun Bun: I'm glad you like it.

Cinnamon Bun: Hey, there's cups of water to go around.

Flame Princess: (Raises a cup of water) To humanity.

Finn, Huntress Wizard, Barbara, Mr. Sweeney, Professor Lorenzo, Cinnamon Bun, and Bun Bun: (They raise each cup of water) To humanity.

(They drink a cup of water. The scene cuts to Finn's new house as the doorbell rings and text says "The next morning..." then Minerva opens the door and sees Bandit Princess, Ash, Pete Sassafras, Me-Mow, Samantha, Peace Master, Sir Slicer, Ricardio and Scorcher.)

Minerva: Oh. Good morning. I'm Minerva Campbell. And you must be the Legion of the Candy Kingdom Haters.

Bandit Princess: Yes, that's right. You'll be able to help me be a useful member of the Founders, won't you?

Minerva: Actually, come on in. We're about to have a morning meeting.

(Bandit Princess, Ash, Pete Sassafras, Me-Mow, Samantha, Peace Master, Sir Slicer, Ricardio and Scorcher enter the house. Shermy looks in the mirror and he groans. He goes outside the house and climbs on the roof.)

Shermy: (Sighs and clears throat) This is such a lovely morning in Ooo. You know, I think I'll listen to music while I lay back on the roof. (Uses an iPod, plugs the earphones in, puts them on and lays back on the roof) There we go.

(Shermy plays the song "Still Holding Out for You" by SHeDAISY. When he listens to it, he slides and holds on to the roof as the iPod and the earphones land on the grass.)

Shermy: (Yelps) Help! Minerva!

(The scene goes to the dungeon in the Candy Kingdom as the bell clangs eight times on TV then Son of Rap Bear, his father and Flame King turn back to normal.)

Banana Guard: Turn down the television, quickly! (Banana Guard 2 turns down the volume as Son of Rap Bear, his father and Flame King break out of prison) What a unique sound pattern. Very loud.

Banana Guard 2: That would be the clock tower on the TV.

Banana Guard: Yes. It must have jolted their brain waves back into… (Angrily grabs Banana Guard 2) This mustn’t get out. Do you hear me? It never happened.

(The scene goes to Bandit Princess who has a meeting with Minerva.)

Bandit Princess: I have been cured after four years. (Looks at the picture of Minerva, Huntress Wizard, Jake, and Finn as she gasps) You have family relatives!

Minerva: Yes, I do have them. Finn, Jake, Huntress Wizard and his reincarnated counterpart Shermy.

Bandit Princess: (Gasps and sees Shermy) I'm seeing the presence of Finn.

(Minerva gasps and sees Shermy who holds on to the roof then he opens the front door)

Minerva: Hold on, Shermy!

(Bell clangs nine times as Bandit Princess grows her horns back then Ash, Samantha, Pete Sassafras, Peace Master, Sir Slicer, Me-Mow, Scorcher, and Ricardio turn back to normal. Minerva grabs Shermy as she slips then Shermy flies to Bandit Princess's chest. Bandit Princess lands on the floor and pets Shermy like a cat while she sighs.)

Minerva: Are you all right?

Shermy: Yes, I'm all right.

Finn: Shermy! Thank Glob, you're all right. Did you lie down on the roof? (Shermy nods his head) I was so worried you didn't get killed.

Bandit Princess: (Sees Finn) I remember you... from the Gum War.

(Shermy hisses and purrs angrily as Bandit Princess yelps.)

Bandit Princess: Why don't we come back later? We're feeling a little... chilly. (Chuckles)

(Bandit Princess, Ash, Samantha, Pete Sassafras, Peace Master, Sir Slicer, Me-Mow, Scorcher, and Ricardio leave the house. They stop as Bandit Princess's cured eyes turn back to sclera while she shrieks and whimpers. She walks to the grass plains as she sighs and chuckles. Bandit Princess gasps and sees presences of Finn while whimpering and screaming. Toronto comes out of the bus.)

Toronto: Um, wouldn't you be more comfortable in the bus?

(Bandit Princess growls as her cured teeth turns back to her sharp teeth and breathes heavily.)

Toronto: Bandit Princess?

Bandit Princess: That's right. Bandit Princess is back. And the Legion's... (Screams) BACK!!!

(Bandit Princess's frenzied scream morphs into an evil laughter as Toronto gasps and wails noisily with horror. The camera pans back to Ooo as Finn's hat appears in the sky. The scene cuts to Toronto who tries to remove the tape from the door.)

Bandit Princess: Remove! Remove! (Toronto grunts) Stand aside, squirrel.

(Bandit Princess pushes Toronto to the wall as she rips the tape with her bare hands while she yells and throws the tape away. Bandit Princess opens the door, sees the pictures and hugs them.)

Bandit Princess: Oh, mommy's home, and I'll never leave you again! Oh, yes. Oh, hello. (Laughing) Oh, yes!

Toronto: Uh, seriously?

Bandit Princess: (Groans) Why do I feel so different? Who could be missing from my life? Bandit Princess who knows someone! The leader of the Legion of the Candy Kingdom Haters from the Great Gum War from four years, the uncle of Princess Bubblegum... (Gasps) Of course. Where could it be? Where? Where could it be? (Toronto points at the picture of Gumbald) Oh, there it is. (Walks to the picture of Gumbald) Gumbald, the leader of the Legion of the Candy Kingdom Haters. Oh, the only leader. The ultimate leader that was defeated and turned back into a punch bowl for which we have lost... 'FOUR YEARS OF MY LIFE! '(Toronto gasps) Toronto! We are going to make them pay.

Toronto: Oh, yes. How much?

Bandit Princess: (Clicks tongue four times) P-G-8-7, Dr. Gross called him. Ah, what fiendish justice! He escaped her, but I shall wreak my vengeance on Finn and his family.

Toronto: (Stutters) Sounds wonderful.

Bandit Princess: Toronto, I need you!

Toronto: I'm yours.

Bandit Princess: Furnish yourself with a torch, a large sack and rubber-soled shoes. Meanwhile, I need a scientist. And I know just where to find her.

(Bandit Princess laughs evilly as the scene goes to Dr. Gross who puts check marks on her survived hybrid animals while the song plays "So Fabulous, So Fierce (Freak Out)" by Lady Gaga feat. T-Pain until Tiffany Oiler appears and walks on stage. Tiffany Oiler uses his arm to shoot it like a grappling hook then the song ends.)

Tiffany Oiler: So what do you think?

Dr. Gross: Very good, but I don't know why you're suddenly so against me, Tiffany.

Tiffany Oiler: Yeah, well, I trust Finn and Jake, and they have a better understanding of what's wrong or right than either of us. They're my friends, that's how.

Dr. Gross: Hmm. I see what you're saying. (Door knocks) Who could it be?

(Dr. Gross walks to the door, opens it and sees Bandit Princess, Ash, Ricardio, Me-Mow, Peace Master, Samantha, Pete Sassafras, Scorcher and Sir Slicer.)

Dr. Gross: Oh. Look who's here. Bandit Princess. Welcome to my rocket. Forgive my henchman, Tiffany Oiler.

Bandit Princess: Henchman? I thought he was your minion.

Dr. Gross: So how'd you come here anyway?

Bandit Princess: It's simple. The Legion and I use jet packs to come to your rocket. Easy.

Dr. Gross: Oh, I see. You were all Gumbald's Legion of the Candy Kingdom Haters. This is my plan. My plan is the cyborg army to make the world suffer.

Bandit Princess: Yes! The cyborg army will make the world suffer. And my plan is to wreak my vengeance on Finn and his family. And you called him P-G-8-7.

Dr. Gross: Yes, yes. P-G-8-7. I remember him some years ago. We're going to the Land of Ooo. Tiffany, let's go to the Land of Ooo.

(Dr. Gross's rocket flies to the grass plains. The scene goes to Finn who sits next to Shermy and Huntress Wizard on the futon.)

Finn: Huntress Wizard.

Huntress Wizard: Yes, Finn?

Finn: I'm responsible.

Huntress Wizard: For what?

Finn: For what happened to Flame Princess.

Huntress Wizard: How did you know about all the past? What happened to Flame Princess?

Finn: I wrote that hurtful letter that got Flame Princess mad at Ice King. After the fight's all over, she looked in my eyes, and she said, "I need some time alone." I put her in danger, and I got her to break up with me. Ice King said, "You blew it, man." When Flame Princess was wearing her dress, she met Princess Bubblegum where she locked my old girlfriend up as a baby. I met her at the Fire Kingdom where she wears her armor. I told her that we would still go out, but she said no. She was serious, and she fell in love with Cinnamon Bun. I couldn't get her back, I got shown up by Cinnamon Bun, but I wanted revenge.

Huntress Wizard: What are you talking about?

Finn: I'm talking about that Flame Princess falls in love with Cinnamon Bun, I want her back, and I want revenge on Cinnamon Bun. But that would be kind of dark. Princess Bubblegum made Bun Bun from Cinnamon Bun's spare parts. I met her again, and she forgave me after she told me that I've grown up a lot. She won the rap battle with Son of Rap Bear. I tried to tell you so many times, Huntress Wizard.

Huntress Wizard: Finn. I understand. I think that was the beautiful confession I've ever heard. And you know what? I... have a confession to make myself. Forest Wizard is like my father rather than a teacher, so he raises me as his daughter when I was seven years old and I met him in the woods. At first, his magic scared me but he showed me beauty of it, so I asked him how to use it. The horrible, sad truth is... you have a relationship with Lumpy Space Princess.

 Finn: Is that true?

Huntress Wizard: Yes, you know the truth. Finn, I just want you to be happy whatever you choose. (Finn sighs and she sniffles)

Finn: No matter what I choose, you will always be my girlfriend. (Hugs Huntress Wizard)

Huntress Wizard: (Sobs quietly) And you will always be my boyfriend.

(Finn kisses Huntress Wizard and he walks to Fire Kingdom.)

Huntress Wizard: (Sighs sadly) Goodbye, Finn.

(At the forest, Finn is on his way to the Fire Kingdom.)

Fern: (In Finn's head) You've taken your eye off the ball.

(Finn stops and wonders who said that. He picks up the mirror slowly and looks in it, and then all his memories return with a break up.)

Fern: Finn. Remember me?

Finn: Yes, Fern. I remember.

Fern: I was right about you, about Flame Princess, about everything. You know what you must do. Make Cinnamon Bun suffer. Make him wish he were dead. First, we must beat him ugly!

(The scene goes to the Fire Kingdom then goes to Flame Princess who returns to her throne and hears the song "Can't Get Over You" on walkman then she walks to the walkman. The scene goes to Cinnamon Bun who returns to Fire Kingdom as he sees Finn who confronts him.)

Cinnamon Bun: Hello, Finn.

Finn: Hello, Cinnamon Bun. You took everything from me.

Cinnamon Bun: How do you know that?

Finn: I got Flame Princess to break up with me, she doesn't know what you are, and I want revenge on you.

Cinnamon Bun: Oh, Finn. She knows me very well. And when we were at here, she said thank you to me. And then, I made her... my queen. (Chuckles)

(Finn gets angry and fights Cinnamon Bun. Cinnamon Bun tries to stab Finn as he grabs his arm and hits his hand, dropping the knife down. They continue to fight each other until Cinnamon Bun kicks Finn to the throne chair. Finn groans.)

Cinnamon Bun: How do you like that, Mertens?

Finn: (Stands up and spits his blood out of his mouth) That all you got?

(Cinnamon Bun tries to punch Finn, but Finn kicks Cinnamon Bun to the wall.)

Finn: Stings, doesn't it?

Cinnamon Bun: I showed you up in the dungeon, and now I'm gonna kick your little ass.

(Finn chortles. Cinnamon Bun charges and Finn turns into Fire Finn as he continues to fight Cinnamon Bun then he throws him to the lantern and hits his head. Fire Finn chuckles. Cinnamon Bun groans as he tries to run away then Fire Finn attacks Cinnamon Bun. Fire Finn spins Cinnamon Bun and throws him to the chair, turning him ugly again. Cinnamon Bun groans as Fire Finn turns into Finn.)

Finn: It's over, Cinnamon Bun.

Cinnamon Bun: Have mercy, I beg you.

Finn: Mercy? After what you did?

Cinnamon Bun: It was Princess Bubblegum. She's the one who locked your girlfriend up as a baby. I was planning on marrying her.

Finn: You fooled Princess Bubblegum. Just like you fooled me!

Cinnamon Bun: Finn, you wouldn't kill her only prince.

Finn: No, Cinnamon Bun. I won't kill you.

Cinnamon Bun: (Sighs) Finn, thank you. You are truly noble. And I will make it up to you. Just tell me how I can prove myself. Tell me what you want me to do.

Finn: Run. Run away, Cinnamon Bun. Run away and find a new girl.

Cinnamon Bun: Yes. Of course. I'll find a new girl. Come on, Bun Bun. We're finding a new girl.

Bun Bun: All right. Bye-bye.

(Cinnamon Bun and Bun Bun leave as they find Huntress Wizard. Flame Princess opens the door, gasps and sees Cinnamon Bun and Bun Bun who yield the throne.)

Flame Princess: No. Not my prince.

Finn: Cinnamon Bun's not the prince anymore. I am.

Flame Princess: How do you know that?

Finn: I got revenge on Cinnamon Bun, and now I want you back. Princess Bubblegum's the one who locked you up as a baby. So what do you say, my princess? Wanna go out for dinner?

Flame Princess: (Sighs) Yes, I do.

(The scene goes to Shermy who watches Quest for Camelot in Finn's room as Garrett sings "I Stand Alone". The scene goes to Finn and Flame Princess at a restaurant where they eat pasta with melted butter, grated Parmesan cheese and meatballs.)

Flame Princess: Oh, Finn. This restaurant is very romantic. It's really nice of you to have me back.

Finn: I was just getting started, Phoebe. And since we had a great Gum War, will you marry me?

Flame Princess: (Gasps) Aw, Finn. That's really sweet of you. Of course I'll marry you.

Finn: She said yes. Thanks, Flame Princess. I'll take you to my house. Waiter, check please.

(The scene goes to Dr. Gross's rocket where it arrives in Ooo while thunder rumbles.)