SpongeBob Movie: Search for the Lost Moon/Transcript


 * [The movie starts with a cut to jellyfish fields at night. The camera moves through the area, passing Jellyfish along the way, until it stops at an underwater volcano looking thing. Then, the silhouette of two fish can be seen climbing the volcano looking thing, until they reach the top, where they look at the bottom.]


 * Fish #1: Here we are!
 * Fish #2: Finally! After all these years! We are finally-
 * Fish #1: It took us like 14 hours to get here. What, are you stupid?
 * Fish #2: Uhh... I might be, yes.
 * [The bikini bottom police catch them]
 * Officer #1: Stop right there! [he grabs a taser, but throws it at fish #2, which pushes him down into the volcano]
 * Fish #1: No!! Well, he was stupid anyway. I don't even know how he got hire-
 * [Then, a green moon called Neptune's moon rises out of the volcano, with Fish #2 on it.]
 * Fish #2: I'm not dumb!
 * Officer #1: [On his walkie talkie] Hey officer, I need some backup, two unknown people are stealing Neptune's moon.
 * [In the distance, a helicopter with another officer flies to where the fish are, and ejects an anchor that holds the moon in place.]
 * Officer #2: You two, stay where you are!
 * Fish #1: Uh oh...
 * [Fish #2 grabs the taser from before and tasers Officer #1. Officer #2 gasps and presses a button that brings out a built-in laser gun on the helicopter.]
 * Fish #2: Oh crap! What do we- [Fish #1 brings out a laser gun that they have] Oh.
 * [Fish #2 brings out his own laser gun and they both start shooting at the helicopter. Officer #2 presses a button that shoots a big, giant laser at the two. However, Fish #1's and Fish #2's lasers combine into one, similar to the helicopter laser, and the two lasers hit, creating a massive explosion that blinds the screen for a second. The blinding goes away, revealing that the two officers are vaporized, the helicopter is on fire, and the two fish hid behind the moon.]
 * Fish #1: Yes! We did it!
 * [They fly away with the moon.]
 * [Cut to SpongeBob's bedroom. SpongeBob is sleeping with Gary on his "bed". Gary suddenly wakes up.
 * Gary: Meow?
 * [Gary moves over to the window, where he sees a green glowing light in the distance]
 * Gary: M- Meow?
 * [Gary then moves over to SpongeBob to wake him up.]
 * SpongeBob: [tired] Ugh, Gary, why did...
 * [after realizing, he gets a confused look. He tiredly walks over to the window, getting more confused as he peaks]
 * SpongeBob: But... how? It only goes up.... [SpongeBob falls asleep, falling onto the floor.]
 * Gary: Meow!...
 * [Gary, being sure that this is Neptune's moon, starts to move to the library. While he gets there, he tries to get a book, but a few fall onto the floor. Gary goes to a page with star colors on a book of stars, and finds that no star can be green, disproving the theory this is a star]
 * Gary: Meow!
 * [Cut to SpongeBob's room in the morning. SpongeBob's horn goes off]
 * SpongeBob: [turns horn off] Huh, weird, the horn went off later tha-
 * Gary: Meow! Meeeowww!
 * SpongeBob: [forgetting what happened last night] Huh, you want some more food, don't-
 * Gary: MeeeeeoooooOOWW!!
 * SpongeBob: Huh.
 * [SpongeBob walks down the stairs to the kitchen to give Gary some extra food. Gary still meows and meows.]
 * SpongeBob: Gary, I just gave you all of this food. [sighs] I guess you'll go hungry.
 * [SpongeBob walks out of his house to go wake up Patrick. Patrick seems sad]
 * Patrick: Yesterday I ordered 3 ice creams for dessert at Goofy Goober's. I only got TWO!
 * SpongeBob: And that's what you're upset about?
 * [Shot of Patrick looking at SpongeBob, rather disappointed]
 * SpongeBob: Well, you want to play with me?
 * Patrick: Oh sure!... where's Squidward?
 * SpongeBob: Huh, I haven't seen him.
 * [SpongeBob knocks on the door of Squidward's house and doesn't get a response. SpongeBob then realizes it's a Thursday.]
 * SpongeBob: OH NEPTUNE!
 * [SpongeBob starts running off to the distance, much to Patrick's confusion]
 * Patrick: What Who Huh Why Huh What-
 * SpongeBob: It's a Thursday!
 * Patrick: What what's so special about that? Is there some sort of, Thursday 50th anniversary or- oh he's gone.
 * (more soon)