Sweet Dreams Movie Subplot Transcript

(Cranberry Clover catches sight of Angel Cake)

Cranberry Clover: "Excuse me, Strawberry, but what's she doing here?"

(Silence)

Strawberry Shortcake (perplexed): Who?

Cranberry Clover: Angel Cake!

Angel Cake: Hey, she invited me too, you know! You shouldn’t be here. Luke 10:19 says ‘Behold, I have given you authority to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy, and nothing shall hurt you.’

Cranberry Clover (angry): I shouldn't be here?! I was invited too! You shouldn't be here, Miss "I'm-Better-Than-Everyone-Else-Because-I'm-The-Daughter-Of-Christ!"

Angel Cake: Oh, now you’re asking for it! You’re in league with the beast! You don’t care about my Grandpa’s word! You worship the devil!

Cranberry Clover: I do not worship the devil, you air-headed jerk! I've had enough of your bratty attitude, and your perfectionism!

Angel Cake: At least I have more fashionable hair than your True Blue's mop!

(glass shattering sound as Jesus and God watch with disappointment)

Cranberry Clover: (gasps, gets even angrier) You did not just badmouth my girlfriend! At least she's nicer than you, Sour Mouth! If you don't have anything nice to say about her, SHUT UP!! Think about that, or are you too stupid to think about anything?

Angel Cake: What my grandpa has given me is nothing on you!

Cranberry Clover: Well, what He has given you, He can also take away!

(Jesus and God watch in shame)

Jesus: (sigh) I had a feeling things would get ugly.

God: So did I, son. We’ll figure something out, we will be sure to put those Hitlers back where they belong. And we have a bigger problem.

Jesus: And what would this be, Father?

God: Their plan involves taking over the Land of Dreams, their plans are to steal the other dreams, and use the nightmares created as part of their forces to take over the world.

Jesus: That is horrible. And from what I heard, his plan is to destroy all of Strawberryland, take over the world, rule with tyranny (like North Korea), execute Strawberry Shortcake, and capture everyone in Strawberryland, and enslave them in hard backbreaking labor, as well as turn the planet into a complete wasteland like Porcupine Peak, essentially, Adolf Jr wishes to start the Fourth German Reich. Then, he will release a highly contagious pandemic which will go on the rise, and those infected are zombified and turn to merciless flesh eaters who also cause mass destruction. We will have no choice but to send an asteroid bigger than Jupiter to obliterate our last chance at a perfect world. Gather all of the angels. Tell all of Strawberry's friends, because we're gonna take back what's ours.

God: I will do so, my son.

Angel Cake: Everything has been a complete disaster! Berry fields have been destroyed, Berry Birds are amok and the son of Adolf Hitler is about to lead an army of porcupines into the decimation of our world! '''AN ABSOLUTE DICTATORSHIP! A GIANT PLANET WHICH IS BASICALLY A WASTELAND DICTATED BY PORCUPINES!''' (Lemon Meringue cowers behind Raspberry Torte)

Cranberry Clover: The only disaster I see here is YOU! (angrily walks toward the door)

Cranberry Milkshake: Wait, where are you going?!

Cranberry Clover: If that rotten girl's staying here, I'm heading to the Friendship Clubhouse! (Leaves and slams the door. There is silence until someone knocks on the door rapidly)

Fried Chicken: (through the banging) Strawberry, open up this door! Open up! Important letter, yo! (Strawberry Shortcake opens the door and is handed a letter) I’m not telling you who it’s from. (runs off and Strawberry Shortcake reads the letter)

Cockney Voice (presumably Lucifer): I don’t know about you all, but the forces of Porcupine Peak are about to take over the whole world, and there is nothing you can do, you girls are all screwed. I’m setting up their super weapon right now, we're gonna destroy the Land of Dreams, turn it into the Nightmare Realm, and then unleash our fury. Get ready to DIE… because starting tomorrow.... Adolf Hitler Junior proudly presents... (reveals a photo of Licorice Whip, The Pie Man, Sour Grapes I and II, Raisin Cane, several porcupines and Berry Birds, the Gliders, Lord Purple, PIE-sis, and all of the nightmares and Pie Man's henchmen performing the Bellamy salute) the Fourth German Reich! (evil laughter)

Narrator: I’ll tell you, things just weren’t looking up, and if you thought the day could get even worse… (It starts raining and Cranberry Clover immediately rushes home to get his patched-together raincoat, he looks in the distance and sees all the minions and antagonists gathered at a speech Foreman Poke is giving)

Foreman Poke: Fourteen hours to go and the planet is OURRRRS! (Cackles evilly as Cranberry Clover heads over to the Friendship Clubhouse where Apple Dumplin', Huckleberry Pie, Rainbow Sherbet, Coco Calypso, and Seaberry Delight are.)

Rainbow Sherbet: It’s really coming down hard down there.

(An angel flies in with a note.)

Angel: It’s from God. (Rainbow Sherbet sees that it’s from God when Cranberry Clover opens the door.)

Huckleberry Pie: Oh, what’s up, Cranberry Clover?

Cranberry Clover: Hi! Is Blueberry Muffin here? (The others start laughing) I was wondering if… what’s so funny?

Apple Dumplin': Waincoat funny.

Cranberry Clover: Uh, okay, it’s not the best, but…

Rainbow Sherbet (laughing): It looks silly on you!

(Record scratch sound)

Cranberry Clover: Silly? (tears well up in his eyes as the others stop laughing and look in shock as he runs off crying, the angel glares at Rainbow Sherbet.)

Rainbow Sherbet: What did I say?

Angel: There’s worse matters right now, my dear. (Rainbow Sherbet opens the letter, which reads “I don’t know about you all, but the forces of Porcupine Peak are about to take over the whole world, and there is nothing you can do, you girls are all screwed. I’m setting up their super weapon right now, we're gonna destroy the Land of Dreams, turn it into the Nightmare Realm, and then unleash our fury. Get ready to DIE… because starting tomorrow.... Adolf Hitler Junior proudly presents the Fourth German Reich!”)

Narrator: (The others are shocked and confused) I didn’t know it was falling apart this fast.

(We cut to Peppermint Fizz walking down the path)

Peppermint Fizz: Why do I feel like something bad is happening to Strawberry and the others? I'll probably stop by the Friendship Club and see who’s there (Cranberry Clover runs past her, almost making her fall, and she realizes something is wrong) Did somebody hurt... Cranberry Clover's feelings? (Jesus appears before her)

Jesus: Hello, Peppermint Fizz.

Peppermint Fizz: (pulls down the hood of her raincoat) What?! Jesus, what are you doing here?

Jesus: Just wanted to make sure you were okay. I could tell you were probably just having one of those days where your body just tells you something bad might happen.

Peppermint Fizz: Give me one good reason on how you know this.

Jesus: (chuckle) I have my way of knowing such things, Peppermint. (His face then suddenly turns serious.) Now listen closely, the world is soon to be in terrible danger.

Peppermint Fizz: What?! What danger?

Jesus: (grimly) While I do know, I cannot tell you. But some sort of conflict went on with Strawberry and her friends about the berry fields.

Peppermint Fizz: Who was it?!

Jesus: Angel Cake, Ginger Snap, Orange Blossom, Raspberry Torte and Lemon Meringue. Lately some of her friends have not been able to dream at night. And this morning, these crows called Berry Birds ate every last berry in the fields. That is all that you need to know. My angels will bring you to a hideout later where you will get the whole story, you will see the rest of the gang there.

(He fades out and Peppermint Fizz notices the Friendship Club)

Peppermint Fizz: I think Cranberry Clover’s hurt feelings have something to do with the Friendship Club. (She angrily storms towards it, we fade to the entrance of the club where we hear the door being banged on, Rainbow quickly opens it)

Rainbow Sherbet: Oh, hey Peppermint, what's wrong?

Peppermint Fizz: I just saw Cranberry Clover run past me, and I've never seen him this upset before! I bet you guys had something to do with that.

Rainbow Sherbet (guiltridden): Yeah, I'm to blame for that. I thought his raincoat looked silly. I didn't mean to make him cry!

Peppermint Fizz: You remember when we first met, and how I hurt your feelings because of how different you were, and now you've done that to Cranberry Clover with his raincoat?

Rainbow Sherbet: It was patched up and I just thought it looked silly.

Peppermint Fizz: Because his was all patched up, wasn’t it?

Rainbow Sherbet: I thought he would know I was just kidding.

Peppermint Fizz: (sigh) I suppose if you were kidding, then I guess it’s fine.

(We hear Blueberry Muffin’s voice)

Blueberry Muffin: Hi there!

Peppermint Fizz: Blueberry, we need to talk.

Blueberry Muffin: About what?

(Peppermint Fizz closes the door)

Peppermint Fizz: They made fun of your boyfriend’s raincoat because it was all patched up.

Blueberry Muffin: They did what?!

Peppermint Fizz: Yep! You remember when we first met Rainbow and how I was like that?

Blueberry Muffin: Yes, and you wouldn't happen to know where Cranberry went, would you?

Peppermint Fizz: He probably ran home after what Rainbow said.

Blueberry Muffin: What did she say, exactly?

Peppermint Fizz: She said his raincoat looked silly on him.

Blueberry Muffin: Cranberry Clover hates being called "silly." This is like the time we told the story of "Strawberella."

Rainbow Sherbet: I beg your pardon?

Coco Calypso: What are you talking about, Blueberry?

Seaberry Delight: Strawberella?

Blueberry Muffin: Oh, that's right, you three weren't there! Well, one time, Strawberry arranged a garden party, which got rained out at the last minute, so we all decided to go over to my house. Strawberry happened to have extra raincoats, and the one she had on was old and worn out. That play we put on after that reminded everyone that the person inside is what really matters.

Peppermint Fizz: Right, I went through that too when we first met Rainbow.

Blueberry Muffin: You said Cranberry ran home after Rainbow called his raincoat silly, right?

Peppermint Fizz: Yep, he probably did, he ran past me when I was about to go home. (Notices the letter in Rainbow Sherbet ’s hand) Rainbow, what’s that?

Rainbow Sherbet: You might wanna see it for yourself (hands Peppermint Fizz the letter, she reads it)

Peppermint Fizz: I think this might have had to do with the fact that Jesus talked to me a few minutes ago. He said the world is soon to be in terrible danger.

(The others gasp, except Apple Dumplin', who whimpers)

Huckleberry Pie: (shocked) What are you talking about!?

Peppermint Fizz: Jesus said that a conflict went on with Strawberry, Angel Cake, Ginger Snap, Orange Blossom, Raspberry Torte and Lemon Meringue, because the berry fields were empty. They were also not able to dream at night. This morning, these crows called Berry Birds ate every last berry in the fields which is why the fields were empty. I don’t know who wrote this or what this Porcupine Peak, or this Fourth German Reich is, but whoever wrote this letter can shove it! (Throws the letter onto the ground and storms out of the club)

Blueberry Muffin: I don’t understand. She was calm yesterday and now she’s irritated. (sigh) But I gotta go comfort my Lucky! (Puts on her raincoat and heads out)

(We cut to Cranberry’s clover-shaped house, where Blueberry Muffin opens the door [which is on the stem section], a tearful Cranberry Clover answers it)

Cranberry Clover: True Blue, is t-that you?

(Blueberry Muffin nods)

Blueberry Muffin: I heard what happened at the Friendship Club, and I don’t think they knew any better.

Cranberry Clover: You're the (sniffles) only one that can make me feel b-better. You don't think my (sniffles) raincoat makes me look (sniffles) silly, do you?

Blueberry Muffin: No, I think those patches are what makes it amazing!

Cranberry Clover: (stops crying and blushes) You think so, True Blue?

Blueberry Muffin: Absoluuu-ootely! (Cranberry Clover smiles) You wanna know something?

(Begin song - We Can Touch The Sky)

When the moon would rise

I'd close my eyes

And dream of you and me

And tomorrow's when

I'd dream again

And in my dreams, I'd see

We're on our way

To a wondrous brand new day

And we'll sail up there so high

We could touch the sky

We'd fly, we'd soar

Just us forevermore

And the stars shine in your eyes

We can touch the sky

You and I

(Cranberry Clover and Blueberry Muffin hug each other affectionately)

Yeah, yeah...

And we'll dance across the stars

(The two kids smile lovingly at one another)

And I'll love you, that's no lie

We can touch the sky

You and I

(The song ends as the two kids are still hugging each other, smiling warmly)

Blueberry Muffin: I love you, my Lucky Cranberry Clover!

Cranberry Clover: I love you too, my precious True Blue!

(Blueberry and Cranberry passionately kiss each other on the lips as hearts appear around the two lovebirds)

(When the kiss is concluded and the door is knocked on, Cranberry Clover answers it, and it’s one of the guardian angels)

Guardian Angel: Hello my dears, I wanted to make sure you were okay. Now listen closely, because the world is at risk of a global dictatorship.

Blueberry Muffin: Global dictatorship?!

Cranberry Clover: From what I heard, sweetie, Strawberry Shortcake, "Angel" Cake (who insulted your hair), Ginger Snap, Orange Blossom, Raspberry Torte and Lemon Meringue were not able to dream last night. And this morning, the fields were destroyed, Berry Birds were everywhere, and the son of somebody called Adolf Hitler is about to lead us into global dictatorship.

Blueberry Muffin: I’ve heard part of it, but not before Peppermint Fizz crumpled up this letter and said whoever wrote this could shove it. (She takes it out of her pocket and opens the note, which is the same from earlier)

Guardian Angel: Come with me, my children. (Cranberry Clover and Blueberry Muffin follow her while holding each other's hand)

(We cut to Peppermint Fizz storming back into her house)

Peppermint Fizz: (angrily) Hmph, Porcupine Peak, Wastelands, Nazis, why the hell did Hitler even have kids? Well, I’ve had enough of that nonsense. (She stops upon hearing Lord Purple’s voice, then runs to a tree)

Lord Purple: All right now. Hop to it, you blokes. We strike at eight tomorrow. (All of the PIE-sis members, Gliders, Berry Birds, Porcupines, and other minions gather as he explains his plan) We’ll cause destruction from near and far, tear down their houses, burn down their lands, and release thousands of beetles, and once the royal trio and Strawberry Shortcake are executed, their worthless friends will be in our slave force, we’ll put our new foundations here, and Adolf will have his Fourth German Reich! (We cut back to the stage where Pie Man, in an Adolf Hitler like outfit walks up, speaking in a German-Scottish accent)

Pie Man: Tomorrow at eight in the morning, we’ll have this entire planet in the most dictated regime anyone can ever think of! We will be destroying the entire planet, we will destroy all life on earth, we will rule with tyranny, and we will imprison the entire Strawberryland harem! (The minions start chanting “SIEG HEIL!”) I assure you we will have the entire planet to ourselves soon, IT WILL BE OF DEATH AND DOOM THIS PLANET WILL REEK, WE ARE THE PECULIAR PURPLE POWERS OF PORCUPINE PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK! (The crowd cheers wildly with Lord Purple laughing evilly and Pie Man does his dance) Yah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah! Cha! (The minions cheer louder as tears well up in Peppermint Fizz’s eyes as her body begins shaking with fury, she clenches her fists and breathes heavily before turning around and seeing Jesus)

Jesus: My child, you need to come along with me, it’s more urgent than I thought.

Peppermint Fizz: Seriously? I would NOT want to have those idiots ruling the planet. You need to do something.

Jesus: You and all of your friends will need to work together in order to make it stop, but I will have the forces of my father’s kingdom fight alongside you guys. Those guys will be put back where they belong and you won’t have to worry. You just have to have faith in yourself. Promise? (Peppermint Fizz nods yes and follows Jesus to the hideout)