Cool Rap Wars/Rick Sanchez vs. Doc Brown

Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! Rick Sanchez! Vs! Doc Brown! Battle!

Rick: Ugh, I had to give up Szechwan sauce for this? Rapping against a senile doctor whose verses will absolutely miss. I have let go of all of my emotions, you have not. Abandoning your protégée for a western school teacher who is hot? I got into various adventures, what have you done? Stand by while your sidekick makes your fate undone? You may be a scientist but you have done Jack shit! You made a time machine and oh wait, that's it. So I can't wait for you to blub. So as I often say, WUBAWUBADUBDUB!

Doc Brown: Great Scott Rick, I have a lot to say to you. Like you treating Morty like shit that;s not all you been through. You were the reason for Jerry and Beth's divorce did it to gain control of the kids source. You turned yourself in to the federation for your daughters own sake. Lost your only lover jeez Rick take a break. You watched your best friend die during his wedding. fucked a planet killed Pencilvester wow your life's very depressing. Unity broke up with you cause she needed some space. You just been sad all your life not finding your place you should have stayed caught by the citadel. And this DeLorean will take you to your future....HELL

Rick: God is not real you dipshit! You willingly helped Marty McFly accidentally cause a dimensional rift. I saved this pointless world more times than you can imagine. You abandoned the one person who trusted you the most, imagine his reaction. You didn't let McFly warn you that you were going to die. I just want to end this right now and let you fry. The only reason people remember you is Christopher Lloyd. When he passes, what interesting part of you would fill the void? So listening you rap still will be pointless. But I won't leave because I know I'm not ballless.

Doc Brown: Says the slacker who watches interdimensional cable all day. You say your Doctor Who but all i see is DOCTOR NO WAY. Your just used to promote for products like Wendys and The PS5 you gave snakes the abilities to time travel talk about a real rift in mind. You even went all your way to make Morty get some beer all cause Mr. Nimbus was poking at your rear. You sell guns to a hitman and make morty put seeds in his ass. And cloned your daughter so she could escape from your mess. And Decoyed yourself to go on war with the family. killed the vindicators who had bigger character sadly. You Cronenbergs The World ust so Morty could get laid. made the Microverse ouch thats a lot of shade. You even said it yourself. your indeed a terrible father. Looks like The Rickest Rick has become the bummer of bummers.

Rick: Morty finish off this bitch!

Morty: No way Rick, you're a dick!

Rick: Fine I'll do it myself. So time to put this scientific elf back on the shelf! You named your dog Einstein and that is ironic. Because you and the dog are equally ironic. Stealing plutonium from terrorists that's sick as fuck! And because you made a time machine, Marty was almost a cuck! Your Delorean had more personality than you will ever have. And fuck this shit, I would prefer if you stayed in the past!

(Rick opens a portal and hops in it, leaving)

(Doc uses one of Ricks inventions and brings Rick back in here)

Doc: Listen up you point headed Doc Brown wannabe. You killed off the Simpsons in their Season Finale. You even had sex with dragons Morty and Summer how disgusting is that. Entered Morty's teachers dream to give Morty and A+ Flat. And Jerry's treated bad he's the Family Guy Meg of this show. bought a sex doll for morty that was incredibly low. Even Mr. Poopybutthole has more personality than you. You brought jerry to karaoke just so creatures could feast on Jerry's cringe. Erased Morty's Memories even yours at a flinch. Now I completely hear your gonna be ripping off voltron How much did Justin Roiland pay to not get sued at all? You ain't an inventor your a maniac. It's no wonder Space Jam 2 cameo was completely out of whack. I demolished you Rick, Don't mess with the doc. And I didn't even need to use 1.21 Gigawotts.