The Good, the Bad, and Huckleberry Hound (1992 film)/Transcript

Opening Song (Here Comes Huckleberry Hound)

 * Judge Judith:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Hey Watch It!
 * Judge Judith: The Most Fantastical Here Comes Huckleberry Hound! We're Gonna Be Celebrate. Here Comes Huckleberry Hound!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Yee Haw!
 * Judge Judith:

Scene 1

 * Narrator:
 * Pinky Dalton: Gold! Gold! Gold! I Found Gold!
 * Narrator: And So Begin To Gold Rush The Miles Has Return.
 * Radio Race Announcer:
 * Narrator:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Clementine.
 * Narrator:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Yes?
 * Narrator: Uh, Who Are You?
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Narrator: Did He Said To Pan For Gold?
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Narrator:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Narrator: Not Dessert! Desert!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Narrator: The First Day Was Evening.
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Bob Huckleberry's Horse:
 * Narrator:

Song 1 (Rusty Nails Saloon)

 * Rusty Nails:
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Rusty Nails: Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon! Dinky Dalton and Pinky Ran Up To The Town!
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Rusty Nails: A Cowboy Needs A Horse. He Went Up To The Moon! Cause Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon!
 * Rusty Nails and Snagglepuss: Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon!

Scene 2

 * Rusty Nails: Now that We Got That Settled, Snagglepuss, Let's Feed Them The Ice Cream!
 * Finky Dalton:
 * Pinky Dalton:
 * Judge Judith: Pinky, My Boy Needs To Tell You Something!
 * Dinky Dalton: Judge Judith and I Are Getting Married!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Nice Job, Finky!
 * Pinky Dalton:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Yee Haw! Yahoo!
 * Dinky Dalton: Woohoo!
 * Pinky Dalton:
 * Finky Dalton: Let's Go To The Flea Market Now!
 * Huckleberry Hound:

Scene 3

 * Pinky Dalton: You're Good At... Fair?! I'll Tell You What's Not Fair Spending A Lifetime On A Dime-Store Shelf Watching Ever Have A Luggage Being Sold!
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Sorry, But You Must Pay the Price or I Will Have to Send You to Judge Judith’s Courthouse!
 * Yogi Bear:
 * Boo Boo Bear:
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Never Mind That.
 * Hokey Wolf:

Scene 4

 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Finky Dalton: (gasps)
 * Pinky Dalton: So It's You!
 * Dinky Dalton: Yeah, You're A Bully!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Dinky Dalton: Gotcha!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Dinky Dalton: Duh, Toodles Now Sheriff!
 * Radio Race Announcer:
 * Huckleberry Hound: I'm Going To Sleep.
 * Narrator:
 * Finky Dalton: Where's the Dalton Gang?
 * Narrator:
 * Pinky Dalton:
 * Dinky Dalton: Duh, Yeah, That Could Be A Big Bully.
 * Pinky Dalton:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Yoo Hoo!
 * Finky Dalton:
 * Narrator: Then One Day All Night They Started To Fight Anywhere.
 * Huckleberry Hound:

Scene 5
(Quick Draw McGraw dances a russian dance)
 * Narrator:
 * Quick Draw McGraw, Baba Looey, and Hokey Wolf:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Of Course My Name Is Sheriff Huckleberry.
 * Hokey Wolf:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Hokey Wolf: Thank You.
 * Rusty Nails:

Scene 6

 * Huckleberry Hound: Oh, Snagglepuss!
 * Snagglepuss: Hi, Huckleberry, It's Me Snagglepuss.
 * Huckleberry Hound: ???

Scene 7

 * Stinky Dalton: I Will Never Play With Guns. I Will Never Play With Guns. I Will Never Play With Guns. (shoots gun)
 * Huckleberry Hound: But You Said You Would Never Play with Guns!
 * Stinky Dalton: Sorry, Huck.
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Stinky Dalton: Ho! Ho! Ho!
 * Huckleberry Hound: I Do Believe That Sounds Like Santa Claus.
 * Stinky Dalton: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas Huck!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Stinky Dalton:

Song 2 (Gold! Gold! Gold!)

 * Stinky Dalton: 🎶Money is really important to our community!🎶 Right Finky?
 * Finky Dalton: Of Course Stinky!
 * Pinky, Dalton, and Finky Dalton: (laughs)
 * Dinky Dalton: (laughs)
 * Stinky Dalton: Stop Laughing! We Got Work to Do!
 * Stinky Dalton and Pinky Dalton: We're Rich! Rich! Rich!
 * Dinky Dalton: Our Richness is Going High!
 * Stinky Dalton: And Soon We’ll Be the Richest Boys in Town!
 * All: 🎶Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!🎶
 * Finky Dalton: 🎶All We Need to Talk About Is Gold Gold Gold! We Wear On Their Fingers Part All Around. Aw, Nuts!🎶
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * All: Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!
 * Dinky Dalton:
 * Finky Dalton:
 * Dinky Dalton:
 * All:

Scene 8

 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Dinky Dalton: Duh, Yeah, Duh Dinkyville!
 * Pinky Dalton:

Scene 9

 * Chief: Where Are You Going, Desert Flower?
 * Desert Flower: ???

Song 3 (By the Light of the Silvery Moon)

 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Desert Flower:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Desert Flower: Maybe We'll Do Something Fun Now, Blue Hombre.
 * Huckleberry Hound:

Scene 10

 * Game Show Announcer: Walt Disney Pictures Presents Is Brought To You By Your Best Friend Laughing Donkey!
 * Laughing Donkey: I made that Myself. Give Me A Hug. I Got You A Pepsi. Maybe Blue Hombre.
 * Huckleberry Hound: Thank You. Thank You.
 * Laughing Donkey:
 * Chief: Lucky Guess!
 * Laughing Donkey:
 * Huckleberry Hound: You Piece of Dirt! No, I'm Wrong. You're Lower Than Dirt. You're An Ant!
 * Laughing Donkey:
 * Chief: Idea? What Do You Know About The Indian?
 * Laughing Donkey: He’s Kind, He’s Amazing, And he had his own show called The Chief Show!
 * Chief:
 * Laughing Donkey: I’m in Your Show Too, You Now!
 * Chief: I Know, I Know!
 * Chuckling Chipmunk:
 * Chief: Let the Match Begin.
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Chief:
 * Desert Flower:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Chuckling Chipmunk:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Chuckling Chipmunk:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Are You Telling Me We're All Going?
 * Chuckling Chipmunk:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Chuckling Chipmunk: (laughs) I Win! Ha Ha!
 * Chief: Sorry, but you cheated.
 * Chuckling Chipmunk: What?
 * Huckleberry Hound: He said it. I won.
 * Desert Flower: Yeah! Go Huck! Boo to Chuckles!

Scene 11

 * Baba Looey: It's Him!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Yogi Bear:
 * Boo Boo Bear: Am I A Bully?
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Baba Looey: Is It An Extremely Stinky Movie?
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Snagglepuss: We're Gonna Watch An Extremely Stinky Movie.
 * Boo Boo Bear:

Song 4 (Boogie Woogie)

 * Spooky Movie Announcer: Rusty Nails Studios presents, Boogie Woogie!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Finky Dalton: Boogie Woogie! Boogie Woogie!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Finky Dalton: Boogie Woogie! Boogie Woogie!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Finky Dalton: Boogie Woogie! Boogie Woogie!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Finky Dalton: Boogie Woogie! Boogie Woogie!

Scene 12

 * Huckleberry Hound: Howdy Dalton.
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Huckleberry Hound: The Ghost of Huckleberry Hound!
 * Stinky Dalton: I See the Picture, Huck, We're Goin' On Their Vacation Trips!
 * Huckleberry Hound: You Mean Finky Dalton's Vacation?
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Yogi Bear: I Saw That, Boo Boo, That Could Be Smokey Hound. Hey, Hey, Hey!
 * Baba Looey:
 * Quick Draw McGraw: You Said It, Baba Looey.
 * Hokey Wolf: C'mon You Two, I Want You Runnin' Off This Bank!
 * Snagglepuss and Bob Huckleberry's Horse:
 * Finky Dalton: Yikes!
 * Stinky Dalton: Hey Huck, What About Flip Flops?
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Stinky Dalton: Flip Flops? What Does That Mean?
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Stinky Dalton: No! No! Anything But That!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Well Then Maybe I'm Gonna Make A Deal.
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Hand Over the Gold Nugget You Dalton Stole For Me!
 * Finky Dalton:
 * Stinky Dalton: One Gold Nugget Mr. Ghostly Sure! (throws a gold nugget)
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Huckleberry Hound:

Song 5 (The Wild West is Not a Home)

 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Desert Flower:
 * Huckleberry Hound: