Meet a Train-Man Transcript

(The episode begins with Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt pratcing for his day where Blythe is having a field trip where you can bring one pet)

Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt: Ok, Von, you must be awesome for the field trip. Be cool!

Blythe: O.k. Von, ready to go?

Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt: Am I?!

( The 2 leave as Mitzi walks in )

Mitzi: Howdy y'all!

All: Hey Mitzi!

Mitzi: Ah'd like ya to meet mah owner.

( a man in a train engineer's suit walks in )

Phil: Nice place you got here.

Pepper: What's your name?

Phil: I'm Phil, your friendly neighborhood railway engineer. I can tell you locomotive data, freight car weight and cargo, or anything you would like to know about trains.

All: wow!

Phil: Are these your friends that you were always talking about?

Mitzi: Of course.

Phil: do you all like bacon?

All: What's bacon?

Phil: Bacon is the best edible object ever created! You should try some.

( Phil gives everyone a slice. Everyone eats it and is delighted. )

Penny: This is good.

Phil: I want to take y'all somewhere.

Sunil: Where are we going?

Phil: I want to take you to the railyard, show you around.

All: Cool!

( The scene cuts to Blythe and Von on the school bus to the field trip. )

Everyone gets off the bus and follows their teachers to the animal center.

Blythe: This is going to be fun!

Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt: Yeah!

Mr. Banks: Welcome to the Animal Center! Did you bring your pets, but if you didn't, then it's okay.