What if the Wattersons were Looney Tunes characters?/The Watterson Family Show/Finding A New Friend

Finding A New Friend is the third episode of Season 1 of The Watterson Family Show. It is the third episode overall.

Transcript
[The alarm clock rings]
 * Gumball: [Cheerfully] We still have twenty-four hours 'til we go back to school!
 * Darwin: [Pops out from his fishbowl] twenty-four whole hours of fun!
 * Gumball: So, what shall we do?
 * Darwin: Shoot some hoops?
 * Gumball: Nah, it's boring.
 * Darwin: Water fight?
 * Gumball: Nah, that's boring too... and wet.

[Both sigh]
 * Gumball: I know!
 * Gumball: It's time to play...
 * Gumball and Darwin: Dodge or Dare!
 * Gumball: Roll the dice, pick a ca- [Unamused] Who am I kidding? We're bored of this as well. Why are these games so boring now?
 * Darwin: [Thinking]
 * Gumball: Ah! [Worried] Darwin, maybe it's not the games, [Whispering] maybe we are bored of each other.
 * Darwin: NO! [Sad] Don't say that! It can't be!
 * Gumball [Sad] It's the truth, Darwin and you know it, and the sooner we accept it, [Grabs Darwin's head] the better it will be for everyone.
 * Darwin: So what are you saying? You don't wanna hang out with me anymore?

[They hug]
 * Gumball: Of course I wanna hang out with you. [Hugging stops] I'm just saying that things have got a little... stale.
 * Darwin: So, what should we do about it?
 * Gumball: [Thinking] [Sees two ants trying to lift a cookie unsuccessfully, then a third one comes and they succeed] THAT'S IT!
 * Darwin: [Skeptical] We should become ants?
 * Gumball: No, we need to find a third best friend.
 * Darwin: [Doubting] Three best friends?
 * Gumball: [Assenting]
 * Darwin: Won't that be a bit... weird?
 * Gumball: It's only weird if we make it weird. Do you find it weird?
 * Darwin: [Cheerfully] Not if you don't.
 * Gumball: OK then, let's get ourselves a new buddy.

[Both smile]
 * Darwin: [Suddenly realizes] My cookie...

[School bell rings]


 * Gumball: School is full of people and all we've got to do is pick one to be our new best friend.

[Tina appears]
 * Darwin: How about her?

[Tina steps on Ocho, Idaho and Anton, then wipes her feet on Anton]
 * Gumball: How about not?

[William appears, stares at a bin]
 * Darwin: [Points at William] William?
 * Gumball: I don't know... [William stares at them] He's just a bit...

[William blinks and goes]
 * Gumball and Darwin: ...creepy. [They have a chill]

[They hear Banana Joe laughing]
 * Banana Joe: Peek-a-boo! [Laughs loudly to himself]

[They walk towards Joe]
 * Gumball: Hey Joe!
 * Banana Joe: Peek-a-boo!

[The three laughs]
 * Gumball: You wanna play with us for a bit?
 * Banana Joe: Yeah!

[Silence for one second]
 * Banana Joe: Hey guys! Seen this? [Makes farting noises with his armpit nine times] Ah? [Laughs loudly]
 * Gumball: [Pretends to laugh along] Ahahahaha! Ahahahaha! [Nudges Darwin]
 * Darwin: [Gets the point] Oh! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!
 * Banana Joe: Wait! Wait! Look at this! [Shakes himself while making noise and laughing when his eyes rolled for a while] Wahahaha!
 * Gumball: [Says in an unsure tone] Great!
 * Banana Joe: I can do other stuff too! [Throws his banana suit away and walks towards it, whistling] Ah! [Trips on his own banana peel] See that? I slipped over myself!

[Banana Joe starts laughing]
 * Darwin: [Whispers to Gumball] What do you think?
 * Gumball: Uhh... He's a bit of a one-trick pony...
 * Darwin: Yeah, let's go.
 * Gumball: Okay, Joe! We'll... be in touch! [Starts leaving with Darwin]
 * Banana Joe: Hey, one more thing! Before you go! Ready? [Prepares to make farting noises with his armpit, takes a deep breath; out comes an actual fart noise]
 * Banana Joe: Oh.
 * Bobert: So, how do we play punchies?
 * Gumball: It's easy! You just give each other friendly digs in the arm. Like this! [Punches Bobert and hurts his own hand] Ahhhh!
 * Bobert: My turn. [punches Gumball in the face.]
 * Gumball: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!