Baby Ziggy transcript

[Lazy Town the Animated Series Theme Music In Background]

Welcome to Lazy Town

a place where 

you'll wanna stay

you'll meet Robbie  

with his rotten plan

and Sportacus saving the day

Stephanie is

new in town

and soon 

she and Ziggy are friends

with Pixel, Stingy

and Trixie too

they're gonna have 

a blast together

go, go, go

get up Lazy Town

it's the start 

of a brand new day

things are 

upside down 

here in Lazy Town

adventure's just 

a moment away.

Scene 1: The Lazy Town House
Sportacus: "Welcome to Lazy Town."

Mrs. Busybody gives Sportacus a note from Pixel.

Sportacus: "Hey, look, it's a note from Pixel,it reads, pull the lever to the anyplace area, wow, I wonder what Pixel's up to today, let's go see."

Sportacus pulls down the blue lever and Pixel shows up.

Sportacus: "There's Pixel, everybody say hi there, Pixel."

Pixel: "Whoa, well hi there, Sportacus, and hello to you too out there in the entire audience,now would you look at this here? I just finished my greatest invention, introducing the Super Time Travel Machine."

Ziggy: "A time travel machine?"

Stingy: "How does it work, Pixel?"

Pixel: "Well, this time travel machine will take you back to any time in history you wannna go, and by that, I mean the past years."

Ziggy: "I always wanted to go back in time to be the boy of the cave."

Sportacus: [Chuckles A Bit] "Oh, Ziggy, I think you mean a cave boy."

Ziggy: "Yep, that's exactly right, back to the time of dinosaurs and cave people."

Pixel: "Wonderful, so right now, we got a volunteer to travel back to another time, just step right up there, step right up."

Ziggy steps right up on the time travel machine.

Ziggy: “This is super exciting.”

Cut to Robbie Rotten in his hideout......

Robbie Rotten: "What's this? Pixel just invented a time travel machine? well 2 can play that game, I'll figure out some ways to put a spell on that machine, it's disguise time."

Robbie Rotten goes right over to 1 of his many disguises.

Robbie Rotten (looking right at an Italian cook's outfit): "Too Italian."

Robbie Rotten (looking right at a rodeo clown's outfit): "Too crazy."

Robbie Rotten (looking right at a sorcerer's outfit): "Here we go, perfect."

Robbie Rotten goes right into his machine and disguises himself as Robbie the Magnificient.

Robbie Rotten/Robbie the Magnificient: "And now, here I go to the Lazy Town House and I'll put a magic spell on that time travel machine."

Robbie Rotten/Robbie the Magnificient puts a magic spell on the Super Time Travel Machine.

Pixel: "Now here's 1 little song I made up just for the occasion, and I'm gonna sing to all of you about it."

[Music In Background]

Pixel: You go right in 1 way on the left side'

you come right out different on the right side

you go right in on the left side

and come right out on the right side

Pixel: "Boy oh boy, Ziggy the cave boy's gonna come right out faster than a honey glaze donut."

[Machine Bells Ringing]

Ziggy: "I'm going on a trip back in time."

Sportacus: "See you later, Ziggy,"

Stingy: "bon voyage,"

Ziggy (from inside the time travel machine): "Hey, that tickles."

Pixel: "Here comes Ziggy."

[Machine Bell Dings]

Baby Ziggy: [Babbling]

Stingy: "What the-"

Baby Ziggy: [Continues Babbling]

Pixel: "Oh my heavens, that's not a Ziggy cave boy."

Sportacus: "Whoa, what did Ziggy turn into? (brief pause) a baby, you're absolutely right."

Pixel: "Oh dear, this is 1 bad situation we got happening over here, somehow, my Super Time Travel Machine took Ziggy back to the time when he was a baby, and that's not the time of the dinosaurs and cave people."

Baby Ziggy: [Squealing And Giggling] "Ba-Ba."

Baby Ziggy: [Continues Babbling]

Pixel: [Chuckles A Bit] "Such a cutie guy."

Sportacus: "Pixel, we gotta turn Baby Ziggy back into big Ziggy."

Pixel: "Exactly right, Sportacus."

Sportacus: "Will you help all of us baby-sit Baby Ziggy while Pixel fixes the Super Time Travel Machine? you will? thanks a bunch.”

Pixel: “Now don't worry about it, I'm gonna fix that time travel machine in a jiffy.”

Pixel goes right back to what he's doing.

Sportacus: "We're gonna need some baby-sitting gear to help all of us baby-sit Baby Ziggy: A bouncy blue ball, wow, super bouncy, duct-tape, whoa, super sticky, a ladder, that's good for climbing and baby formula containers, we got what we needed, now we can baby-sit Baby Ziggy."

Baby Ziggy: "Oh, uh oh."

Stingy: [Sniffing A Bit] "Whooooa, no doubt."

Sportacus: "I think we need to change Baby Ziggy's pamper."

2 robo arms appear and grab Baby Ziggy to help change his pamper.

Baby Ziggy: [Babbling]

A fresh clean pamper's being put right on Baby Ziggy.

Sportacus: "Whoa, thanks a bunch, robo arms."

Baby Ziggy: [Continues Babbling]

Baby Ziggy realizes that his pamper's coming all the way down.

Baby Ziggy: "Uh oh."

Sportacus: "Whoops a daisy, pamper down."

Baby Ziggy: [Grunting A Bit]

Sportacus: "Why do you think Baby Ziggy's pamper keeps falling all the way down? (another brief pause) yep, it's way too big, so what do we need? we got the bouncy blue ball, duct-tape, a ladder and baby formula containers, which do we need to hold up Baby Ziggy's pamper? (brief pause) the duct-tape, you're absolutely right."

Stingy's now holding up the duct-tape.

Sportacus: "Okay, now let's tape up Baby Ziggy's pamper, let's try using 2 pieces of duct tape on every single side."

Stingy: "Alright, let's do it."

Sportacus and Stingy put 4 pieces of duct-tape right on Baby Ziggy's pamper.

Sportacus: "1, 2 pieces here, plus 1, 2 pieces there, how many pieces of duct-tape does that make altogether? 2 plus 2 more makes 4, 4 pieces of duct-tape, you're absolutely right, are 4 pieces of duct-tape enough to hold up the pamper?"

Baby Ziggy: [Babbling]

Sportacus: "Oh you bet, say, while Pixel fixes the time travel machine, let's take Baby Ziggy out for a walk."

Baby Ziggy: [Continues Babbling]

Baby Ziggy crawls right over to Stingy.

Sportacus: "Well then, I better get my old baby carriage right out from the garage."

Sportacus leaves to get his old baby carriage right out from the garage.

Baby Ziggy goes right over to the green lever.

[Floor Squeaking]

Baby Ziggy: [Babbling] "Hello, ahhhhhh."

[Squeaking Continues]

Stingy: "No, no, no, no, no, you mustn't touch anything."

Baby Ziggy: [Babbling] "Wheeeeeeeeee."

Baby Ziggy goes all the way right up the elevator lift.

Stingy: "What? oh no! Baby Ziggy, come back here!"

Cut to Baby Ziggy on the elevator lift.

Baby Ziggy: [Squealing]

Sportacus arrives with his old baby carriage that he just found in the garage.

Sportacus: [Humming You Are A Pirate]

Sportacus: "Stingy, where's Baby Ziggy?"

Stingy: "Well, he was here 1 minute ago."

Sportacus: "1 minute ago, what happened?"

Cut to Baby Ziggy on the elevator lift again.......

[Honking Sounds]

[Tooting Sounds]

[Crashing And Clanging]

[Squeaking Sounds]

Sportacus: "Do you see Baby Ziggy?"

Baby Ziggy: "Yoo-hoo."

Sportacus: "Yep, there he is, right up on the elevator lift, now I wonder how we're gonna get all the way up there."

Stingy: "Something to climb up on."

Sportacus: "Good thinking, Stingy, now which can we use to reach Baby Ziggy? (brief pause) oh, the ladder, you're absolutely right."

Stingy: "I'll climb right up this ladder."

Sportacus: "Okay, Stingy, but 1st, we need to crank it up so it can reach the elevator lift, this ladder goes right up by 5s, to make it rise all the way up, we gotta turn the crank all the way around to number 50, count by 5s and turn the crank with me, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, wow, good counting."

Cut to Stingy up with Baby Ziggy and grabbing him safely and carefully.

Stingy: "You're safe and secure right now, little dude."

Sportacus: "Good, now we can take Baby Ziggy for a walk, let's go, baby-sitters."

Meanwhile..........

Baby Ziggy: [Babbling]

Sportacus and Stingy (with Baby Ziggy in the baby carriage) stop to see Stephanie and Trixie.

Sportacus: "Now who's that?"

Stephanie and Trixie: [Chuckling A Bit]

Trixie: "Hi there, boys."

Stephanie and Trixie go right over to Sportacus, Stingy and Baby Ziggy.

Stephanie: "Oh how sweet and wonderful, a baby."

Trixie: "Oh, and he looks just like Ziggy."

Sportacus: "Well, actually, Ziggy wanted to be a cave boy, but when he went right through Pixel's time travel machine, he turned back into a baby,"

Trixie: "Oh,"

Stephanie: "he did?"

Sportacus: "Yep, and we turned into his baby-sitters."

Stingy: "I'm baby-sitting him."

Trixie: "Oh, Stingy, that's a big responsibility."

Stingy: "Oh, it's super easy."

Ziggy begins crawling right outta the baby carriage and all the way uphill.

Stingy (looking right inside the empty baby carriage): "What the-"

Stephanie: "Oh look, Sportacus, Baby Ziggy's gone out."

Sportacus: "What's that? you see Baby Ziggy? where?"

Baby Ziggy: [Babbling]

(Another brief pause)

Sportacus: "Yeah, there he is, we better go get him."

Cut to Baby Ziggy right by the flower fields...........

Baby Ziggy: [Babbling]

Sportacus grabs Baby Ziggy.

Sportacus: "Got ya."

Baby Ziggy: "Wheeeeee."

Sportacus: "Thanks a bunch for helping me get Baby Ziggy."

Sportacus puts Baby Ziggy right back in the baby carriage.

[Baby Ziggy's Stomach Grumbling]

Baby Ziggy: [Whining A Bit]

Sportacus: "Uh oh, sounds like Baby Ziggy's super hungry, what should we do?"

(Another brief pause)

Stephanie: "That's exactly right, we better feed him."

Stingy: "But we don't have any type of food around here."

Trixie: "Oh I know exactly what to do, let's give him something to feed him."

Sportacus: "Good idea, Trixie, we need something to feed Baby Ziggy, can we feed him a bouncy blue ball? no, too crazy, that means it's time for the baby formula containers, how many are there? 3 of them, you're absolutely right, will the baby formula containers help us feed Baby Ziggy? the sure will."

Stingy, Trixie and Stephanie are now holding 3 baby formula containers.

Sportacus: "Baby Ziggy's really super hungry, so let's give him the container that's filled up with the most baby formula, which container's filled up with the most baby formula? (another brief pause) that 1, you're absolutely right, it's almost full."

Stingy: "I'll feed him."

[Thud!]

Stingy: "Oh AAAH! no!"

[Splat!]

Stingy: "Aw, I dropped it."

Sportacus: "Oh, Stingy, there's no use crying over spilled baby formula, 'cause we got more, just as you can see, these 2 baby formula containers are each only half full of baby formula."

Trixie: "Neither 1 of them will be enough."

Sportacus: "That's exactly right, but watch, if Trixie pours the baby formula from her half full container right into Stephanie's half full container, the container fills right up to the top 'cause 2 halves make a whole container."

Stephanie and Trixie: Ta-Da!

Stephanie: "Now we got a full container of baby formula to feed Baby Ziggy."

Stephanie goes right up to Baby Ziggy who's still in Sportacus's arms.

Stephanie: "Here you go, sweetie cakes."

Stephanie gives Baby Ziggy the baby formula.

Baby Ziggy: [Babbling]

Baby Ziggy's now put right back in the baby carriage again.

Baby Ziggy: [Slurps A Bit]

Baby Ziggy: [Crying A Bit]

Stephanie: "Oh? oh dear, please don't cry, Baby Ziggy."

The camera zooms in on Baby Ziggy.......

Baby Ziggy: [Screaming Loudly]

Baby Ziggy: [Crying Loudly]

Mayor Meanswell: [Snoring Lightly]

[Baby Ziggy Screams Loudly]

Mayor Meanswell: "Huh, what? now who's making all of that racket?"

Baby Ziggy: [Continues Crying Loudly]

Stephanie: "Oh, what should we do, Sportacus?"

Mayor Meanswell arrives to their rescue.

Mayor Meanswell: "Alright, what's with the ruckus? (He sees Baby Ziggy.) hmm? why it's a pwetty wittwe baby, oh look at the little sweet boy, hi there, hi there, who's the adorable little buddy?"

Baby Ziggy: [Continues Crying]

Sportacus: "Baby Ziggy won't quit crying, and we tried everything, aw gee, we already changed his pamper and took him out for walks,"

Trixie: "and we just fed him, what can we do around here?"

Mayor Meanswell: "Just fed him, right? did any of you burp him?"

All 4 Lazy Town Residents: "No we didn't."

Mayor Meanswell: "Well, that's probably why the little sweet boy's crying, right after you feed a baby, you gotta burp him or her, oh look at him, come here, little baby boy, you know, to get me to burp, my grandmother always patted me on the back like this."

[Music In Background]

Mayor Meanswell: 2 times the top

2 times the bottom

and 3 times the middle

2 times the top

2 times the bottom

and 3 times the middle

Sportacus: "Help all of us pat Baby Ziggy."

All 5 Lazy Town Residents: 2 times the top

2 times the bottom

and 3 times the middle

2 times the top

2 times the bottom

and 3 times the middle.

Baby Ziggy: [Burps A Bit] "Wow, tee-hee."

Stephanie: "Wow, thanks a bunch for your help around here, Uncle Milford,"

Sportacus: "and thanks a bunch to you too."

Mayor Meanswell: "Oh sure thing, everybody, but just try to keep it down a bit, I get tired and cranky without my relaxing naps."

Sportacus: "Come on, baby-sitters, let's go see if Pixel's fixed the time travel machine, then we can turn Baby Ziggy back into big Ziggy."

The 4 Lazy Town residents go right back to the Lazy Town house.

Sportacus: "Pixel, have you fixed the time travel machine yet?"

Pixel: "Almost got it, Sportacus, only 1 piece missing, what we're gonna need right now to finish is a sphere, that's something round like a beach ball, not flat like a flapjack, and it goes right in there."

Stephanie: "Gee, Sportacus, where are we gonna get a sphere?"

Baby Ziggy: "Bouncy, bouncy."

Sportacus: "Baby Ziggy's trying to say bouncy ball, he's super intelligent, hey, I think it's time for the bouncy blue ball."

Pixel: "We can use the bouncy blue ball to fix this time travel machine."

Pixel puts the bouncy blue ball right into the slot.

[Squeaking Sounds]

Pixel: "Whoa boy, the Super Time Travel Machine's working, now we can turn Baby Ziggy back into big Ziggy."

Pixel picks Baby Ziggy up from the baby carriage.

Baby Ziggy: [Babbling]

Baby Ziggy's now placed right back on the conveyer belt of the Super Time Travel Machine.

Pixel: "And remember-"

[More Music In Background]

Pixel: You go right in 1 way on the left side'

you come right out different on the right side

you go right in on the left side

and come right out on the right side

[Click]

[Whirring Sounds]

Baby Ziggy: [Continues Babbling] "Bye, bye."

Sportacus: "Man, I sure hope this works, Pixel."

[Whirring Sounds Continue]

[Machine Bell Ringing Again]

Ziggy shows up and he's back to his original age again.

Ziggy: "Hi there, everybody."

All 4 Lazy Town Residents: "YAHOOOOOOOOOO!"

Sportacus: "Hey, who's that? (brief pause) it's Ziggy, you're absolutely right,"

Stephanie: "and he's finally back to his original age again."

Pixel: "Now wasn't that something? my Super Time Travel Machine worked perfectly, I'm still a pure genius, uh huh, so now, Ziggy, we can take you back in time to be a cave boy, are you prepared right now?"

Ziggy: [Chuckles A Bit] "No thanks, Pixel, I just enjoy being myself."

Robbie Rotten/Robbie the Magnificient shows up in the Lazy Town House.

Robbie Rotten/Robbie the Magnificient: "So they turned Baby Ziggy back into big Ziggy, right? well not on my watch."

Stephanie: "Wait just 1 minute, I know that voice,"

Ziggy: "it's Robbie Rotten."