Kids In Florida/Season 2 Transcript

Truck-Kun?!?

 * Roddy: Yeah, and i'l-
 * (Roddy Gets Run Over by a truck)
 * (Trey was walking on the street, but several seconds later, he finds Roddy, dead from the accident)
 * Trey: Oh My God They Killed Roddy!

Rage Quit

 * (An Angry Crowd trampling Roddy to death for 4 seconds)
 * Sally: JESUS HAROLD CHRIST!
 * (The crowd tramples on Roddy for 9 more seconds, then leaves, revealing Roddy's bloodied corpse, then rats come to cover his corpse)
 * Sally: OH MY GOD!, They Killed Roddy!
 * (Outside)
 * Ryan: (Walks to the Arcade, then looks and points at it) You Bastards!

Watermelon Gone Wrong

 * TBA
 * Ryan: Looks like it's taking longer than expected
 * (Watermelon becomes demented)
 * (Ryan, Roddy and Trey cover their faces with their arms as if they're boxing)
 * Sally: Huh?
 * (1 second later, the watermelon explodes, making a big mess, and send Sally flying a few feet, complete with a large segment of the watermelon (skin with flesh underneath) hitting her eye)
 * Trey: Damn!, i did not expect the watermelon to explode like this
 * Sally: (Gets up covering one of her eyes with her hand) OW!, OOW!, That fucking hurt!, godammit!
 * Trey: Sally, you ok?
 * Sally: Do you think i'm okay?! (reveals her bruised eye)
 * Ryan: Holy shit dude!, you're hurt man!
 * Sally: And this was your idea!
 * Roddy: Man!
 * Ryan: Bruh, we indeed placed too much rubberbands
 * Sally: Stop talking and get me an ice pack you fucking shinto!
 * Ryan: Okay!, Okay!, i will get it, be patient jackass

One Two

 * TBA
 * Zoey: One Two!, Buckle My Shoe!, Three Four, Buckle Some More!, Five Six, Pick up Sticks!,..........., Oops i mean Nike Kicks!

Golfer

 * (Ryan misses the golf ball)
 * Sally: (Laughs) Shin-toes are so trash at golf! (Laughs even more)
 * (Ryan getting seriously pissed, grabs his golf club, goes to Sally and hits her really hard between her legs with the golf club)
 * Ryan: SHUT YOUR MOUTH JACKASS!
 * (Sally screams very loudly in pain)
 * (Ryan hits her crotch a few more times)
 * (Sally kneeling while holding her crotch and in the verge in tears while a mad Ryan walks away with a golf club in his hand)
 * Kari: Oh My God!, Sora!, you okay?
 * Fred: Stop ripping on people man.

Death Park

 * Roller Coaster Cashier: Hey Hey!, It's not possible to Lolicons like you to ride this coaster without supervision!
 * Sally (to Ryan): Ryan, what's a lolicon?
 * Ryan: A lolicon is a sexual fetish involving young anime girls, specifically children and teenagers, the age can vary, but the looks of the girls always resembles young anime girls.
 * TBA
 * (Roddy falls of the roller coaster due to his buckle and harness malfunctioning, gets launched off to the river and then gets swept away by the river, leading to a waterfall)
 * Roddy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (falls off waterfalls)
 * Trey: Oh My God!, They Killed Roddy!
 * Ryan: You Bastards!
 * Sally: Ah fuck...
 * TBA

Genderbend Episode 2

 * (Riley Gets Struck By Lightning and falls)
 * Peter: Riley! No!
 * (Ruby and Tasha rush to the scene)
 * Tasha: OH MY GOD!, They Killed Riley!
 * Ruby: You bitches!
 * Peter: What?, Who's the bitch?
 * Ruby: Uh...., They?
 * Peter: Who are they?
 * (Tasha and Ruby are confused)
 * Peter: Don't just watch, Help me help her!
 * (Peter performs multiple types of CPR on Riley, taking several seconds)
 * Riley: (Coughs)
 * (Ruby and Tasha Gasps)

Spring Dive

 * (Roddy tries to dive in the pool from the hotel's roof, however, he ends up landing in the kids pool instead of the deep part of the pool, killing him)
 * Trey: OH MY GOD!, Roddy killed himself!
 * Ryan: What the hell?
 * Sally: What an idiot..., he jumped from the wrong angle and position

The Return Of The Webitch

 * TBA
 * (Liane Tries to zap Roddy but he dodges)
 * Roddy: Your accuracy may be very good, but you won't do it to me this ti-
 * Rosie: (Zaps Roddy successfully again, although this time he's a human)
 * (Roddy explodes a la Mortal Kombat, again)
 * Trey: Oh My God!, Rosie killed Roddy!, AGAIN!
 * Ryan: GODAMMIT NOT AGAIN!
 * Sally: HOLY SHIT!

Cast

 * Trey Martin
 * Ryuji "Ryan" Ozu
 * Sora "Sally" Liu
 * Roddy Rockwell
 * Petra Miller
 * Miriam Webster
 * Rosalina "Rosie The Webitch" Karlsson
 * Liane Karlsson

Genderbend Episode 2

 * Tasha Martin
 * Rika "Ruby" Ozu
 * Saku "Sean" Liu
 * Riley Rockwell
 * Peter Miller
 * Morgan Webster

Deaths

 * Trey, Sally and Ryan have no deaths
 * Roddy: 7 (Truck-Kun?!?, Rage Quit, Oklahoma, Golfer, Genderbend Episode 2, Spring Dive, Return of the Webitch)

Trivia

 * Death Park is the first time we see Lisa unhooded (the ending scene, while she's in the car with Ryan) although it's just a brief glimpse of her hair
 * Sora had dyed 3 times throughout the season
 * Blonde (Spring Dive)
 * Black (Death Park)
 * Brunette (Genderbend Episode 2, as Saku)
 * "Death Park" is an indirect referencr to South Park