Rant On...Birthday Party

Rant On...Birthday Party is the second episode of Rant On with the episode directed by Eric Darnell.

Premise
On Mike’s birthday party, Ricky picks out an idea for reviewing a short film centering around a girl celebrating her birthday party.

Characters

 * Ricky
 * Mike
 * Joey
 * Timmy
 * Brad (debut)
 * Mike’s Mother
 * Tom (debut)
 * Katie (debut)
 * Birthday Party Guests
 * Mike’s Father (debut)
 * The Birthday Party Characters (archive recordings)
 * The Birthday Party Characters (archive recordings)

Transcript

 * The camera zooms into Mike’s house where people are singing happy birthday to him for his 15th birthday.
 * Mike: Thank you so much guys! This is the best party ever!
 * Timmy: No problem. There’s no way i would forget my best friend’s birthday!
 * Mike: :)
 * Ricky’s Mind: Hmmm..Mike does love reviews. Which one should we do?
 * Joey: Hey Mike, i bought you some cookies!
 * Mike: It’s pretty good, thanks Joey!
 * Timmy: And Mike, i have a special guest.
 * Mike: Who is he?
 * Timmy: He’s my brother, his name is...Brad!
 * Brad then comes from the crowd.
 * Brad: sup?
 * Mike: Uhhhh..
 * Timmy: Sorry about him! He always spends time on his phone.
 * Brad: That’s because i’m texting someone you idiot!
 * Timmy: No, you're just playing a Emoji Movie game.
 * Joey: The Emoji Movie? Ugh, that movie is terrible. They better not make a sequel of it.
 * Mike’s Mom: So honey, how’s the doritos going?
 * Mike’s dad is then seen eating all the doritos.
 * Mike’s Mom: Peter, you bozo! You ate all of the doritos!
 * Mike’s Dad: What? I was hungry!
 * Mike’s Mom: So Tom, you said that you were gonna introduce you're daughter to Mike!
 * Tom: Are you sure? She’s actually a selfish spoiled brat.
 * Mike’s Mom: Oh come on! Stop overreacting!
 * Tom: Well ok!
 * Tom: Uh, Mike..
 * Mike: Yeah Tom?
 * Tom: I would like to introduce you to my daughter, Katie.
 * Katie: Ugh, what is this place? I’m giving it 90,000,000 sins!
 * Tom: Honey! If you don’t behave, then i’ll take EVERYTHING you bought from Gucci.
 * Katie: No, please don’t do it!
 * Mike (whispering to Tom): She really is a spoiled brat huh?
 * Tom (whispering to Mike): Yep. I wish i never had a spoiled brat as my daughter.
 * Ricky: Hey Mike! I have a review idea for you.
 * Mike: Really what is it?
 * Ricky: It’s called “Birthday Party”, it’s a short film about a girl celebrating her birthday.
 * Mike: Ok! But where are we gonna get the offical DVD? It’s not even out on Blu-Ray or Digital yet.
 * Ricky: Don’t worry. It’s on HBO Max.
 * Mike (on the mircophone): Alright everybody, i have an announcement. Please settle down.
 * Silence
 * Mike: Ok, i have a film we can watch!
 * Joey: Please tell me it’s not violent, right Brad?
 * Brad: Meh.
 * Joey (whispering): stupid.
 * Mike: And Joey, to answer you're question, no it’s not violent.
 * Joey: Well, thank goodness!
 * Mike’s Mother: Well son, what’s the movie called?
 * Mike: It’s called the Birthday Party. It’s not exactly a film, but it’s a short film. The movie is about a girl celebrating her birthday.
 * Katie: I wish she was rich. Another 90,000,000 sins.
 * Tom’s Mind: Oh my god, Katie is such an embarrassment.
 * Mike: Alright! Let’s sit together to watch the movie.
 * Everyone then sits together on couches, chairs, and the floor.
 * Katie: Why do i have to sit on the floor?! Another 90,000,000 sins.
 * Tom: Son of a poopalot.
 * Mike: Ok, Ricky is gonna decide whether to stop, pause, or play the video, while i’ll stay here.
 * All (except Ricky, Mike, and Katie): Ok.
 * Brad: Hold on a sec, i needa go pee.
 * Mike: Alright, but make it quick.


 * 45 seconds later...
 * Brad: Alright, i’m back.
 * Mike: Ok, let’s start the film.
 * The film then starts.
 * Ricky: A 10 year old girl named Ariana gets excited as it’s her birthday with her parents leaving the house to go on a date.
 * Joey: Wait, they would leave her alone???
 * Ricky: It’s just random logic. Ya gotta get used to it. We’re just in a new decade.
 * Brad: Yeah, like Emoji Movie’s Gene says: meh.
 * Joey: Don’t you dare think about thinking about that cringe-y movie.
 * Mike: Let’s just continue ok?!
 * Katie: Jeez, rude. Still another 90,000,000 sins.
 * Mike: *facepalm* Can we just concentrate on the movie please?
 * Mike’s Mother: Ok, i’ll go make some pizza while Tom will bake the cake since he’s been taking tutorials from YouTube videos.
 * Ricky: She then decides to go call some people to invite to her birthday party at 9:02PM with 34 people at the party.
 * Joey: Wait, it’s 9:02PM? Her parents aren’t even back yet?!
 * Ricky: Would you please stop interrupting it?!
 * Timmy: Is it just me, or have i not talked for a while?
 * Joey: Stay out of it Timmy!
 * Timmy: What? It’s true! I haven’t even talked in here for like, AGES!


 * Meanwhile in the kitchen...
 * Mike’s Mother: So Tom, how is the cake going?
 * Tom: Going pretty good. So glad i get to stay away from my stupid, bratty, spoiled daughter for once.
 * Ricky: Hey Mike’s Mom! Is the pizza and cake finished?
 * Tom: Yep! It’s almost finished!
 * Katie (in background): DAAAADDDDDYYY!!!!
 * Tom: Ugh, what is it now?
 * Katie: Daddy, these people are arguing!
 * Tom: Alright people! Maybe you can stop arguing and continue you're little movie?
 * Timmy: Well, ok.
 * They then stop arguing and resume the film.
 * Ricky: She and the 34 people then party until a bully name Spike is bullying someone. She then kicks Spike out of the house where he will not party because of his rude, and cruel actions.
 * Mike: Jeez. He reminds me of our school bully called Zach.
 * Ricky: -_-
 * Mike: Ok, ok, i’ll stop. I wasn’t the only one doing it anyway.
 * Ricky: Thank you. They then resume partying for 3 hours-
 * Timmy: 3 hours?! Her parents are even home and yet nobody hasn’t called the cops?!
 * Ricky: would you please stop interrupting -_-
 * Ricky: Somebody then calls the cops. She then gets a doorbell from the police with her parents. They then kick everybody out of the house and ground Ariana for 8 weeks.
 * Ricky: The end!
 * Timmy: That’s the end?
 * Ricky: Yep!
 * Timmy: That was so short!
 * Ricky: That’s why it’s called a dang short film.
 * Mike: It’s time to get our reviews!
 * Mike’s Mother: Boys! Me and Tom finished making the pizza and the cake!
 * Everybody then runs to the table to eat the pizza and the cake.
 * Mike: Maybe we can review after we eat the cake and pizza.

Review

 * Mike: So..what did you think of it?
 * Timmy: It was pretty short, but still good. 7/10.
 * Katie: It was so cringe man! Destroy it! 0.00/10!
 * Tom: Ok young lady, you are grounded for 8 weeks! And no Gucci for you!
 * Katie: NOOoOoOoOoOoOoOoooooOooOOoO!!!!!!!!
 * Tom: And don’t worry, even though i didn’t see it, the movie was great. 10/10.
 * Party Guest #1: It may be short, but still good tho. 8/10.
 * Party Guest #2: It’s really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, good! 100,0000,0000/10.
 * Mike: Wow. I wonder how many words you had to say.
 * Ricky: Good. No other words. It is funny when she kicks that bully out! 9/10.
 * Timmy: Finally i get a few lines in this episode. Anyways, it was super-
 * Mike: Uh Timmy, didn’t you go already?
 * Timmy: Oh...i’m so stupid!
 * Joey: Good acting, visual effects, lighting, producing, and set! 10/10!
 * Brad: Meh. 1/10.

Ending

 * At nightime, Mike is talking to Joey on his phone.
 * Mike: That was the best birthday party ever!
 * Joey: I know right! I even got to eat pizza! It has been a long time since i ate pizza.
 * Mike’s Mother: Mike! It’s bedtime!
 * Mike: Sorry Joey, i can’t chat with you for long. I gotta go to bed.
 * Joey: Ok bye!
 * He then turns off his phone and goes to sleep, ending the episode.