Scared Silly (Transcript)

Here is the transcript for the Greg and Steve in Musicland episode Scared Silly.

Mrs. Bird: Oh, hello everyone, welcome to Musicland. It's Halloween here, and we are going to have a blast. We are going to have candy, we are going to carve pumpkins, and sing and dance today (thunderclap sound effect) What's that sound coming from? (leads to the theme song)

Mrs. Bird: Oh, you're back. and here come some kids,

Kids: Hi.

Mrs. Bird: And you know what else is coming? Famous musicians. Greg and Steve. Say hi.

Greg: Hello Mrs. Bird

Steve: What's up?

Mrs. Bird: It's Halloween here and we all are going to have a great time. We could even put on a parade?

Greg? Parade? Now why didn't I think of that? Did you know that we made a song about that?

Mrs. Bird: Really, what's it called?

Steve: It's called Halloween On Parade. which we are about to sing right now. (leads to the song Halloween on Parade)

Steve: (sings) You can be something silly, like a funny old circus clown. And you can be something from a storybook, like a king or a queen in a crown. You could be a superhero, like a kind in a comic book. Or you could be something, a little bit scary, but a little friendly too. You can get dressed up in costumes and make up, and you know that it's only pretend. (boing sound) And march around to the happy sounds, so the fun will never end. Halloween's on parade. Halloween's on parade. You can be anything, when Halloween's on parade. Yes. Halloween's on parade. Halloween's on parade. You can be anything you wanna be, when Halloween's on parade. (instrumental break with boing sounds)

Steve: Halloween's on parade. Halloween's on parade. You can be anything, you wanna be, when Halloween's on parade. Yes. Halloween's on parade. Halloween's on parade. You can be anything, you wanna be, when Halloween's on parade. (key changes) You can be something goofy, like an old time movie star, a doctor or nurse, or a fire chief, or a driver in a racing car. You can be a crazy creature, from way up in outer space (Sesame Street sound effect) Or a character from a cartoon show with a smile on your face (Elmo's World door open sound effect plays during the Looney Tunes clip) You can get dressed up in costumes and make up, and you know that it's only pretend. (boing sound) And march around to the happy sounds, so the fun will never end. Halloween's on parade. Halloween's on parade. You can be anything, when Halloween's on parade. Yes. Halloween's on parade. Halloween's on parade. You can be anything you wanna be, when Halloween's on parade. One more time. You can be anything, you wanna be, when Halloween's on parade. (speaks) Yeah. Way to go everybody.

Mr. Hillbilly: Well, hi guys. (fall sound effect leads to Mrs. Hillbilly screamint. ng)

Mrs. Bird: Uh oh. I think I know where that sound came from. It's the Big Bad Wolf. (screams) (Run for your life!!!!

Big Bad Wolf: (laughs evily) The candy is mine.

Mr. Hillbilly: Oh no. (gasps) My candy has been stolen.

Big Bad Wolf: Mr. Hillbilly, I told you not to go to Musicland. You can never get your candy back now.

Mr. Hillbilly: That's not fair. I want my candy back, and you know it's not your candy. It's mine.

Big Bad Wolf: It's mine now. If you want your candy, you gotta go get it, (locks the door)

Steve: Uh oh. It looks like Big Bad Wolf has been stealing Mr. Hillbilly, and to make matters worse he has locked the door so that Mr. Hillbilly can't get in. Big Bad wolf. That's not nice. Don't you know that's stealing?

Big Bad Wolf: I'm sorry, but Mr. Hillbilly needs to have a punishment arranged.

Mr. Hillbilly: No.

Big Bad Wolf: For your punishment, I'm changing your accent to Scottish. With my powers, I demand to have Mr. Hillbilly's accent changed.

Mr. Hillbilly: What? No. I.... (his voice is now changed to a Scottish accent) I can't believe it. You changed my accent. I don't want to have a Scottish accent. I want my original accent back.

Big Bad Wolf: Nope. That's not going to happen. And for your punishment, you are not allowed to go to the Halloween party tomorrow. (sends Mr. Hillbilly out, and yells) GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!

Mr. Hillbilly: But I didn't do anything wrong. (Big Bad wolf slams the door) Oh no. The Big Bad Wolf kicked me out of his house. I want to attend the Halloween party tomorrow, but I got punished by the Big Bad wolf. (tears form in his eyes) I have done nothing wrong at all, and I am still not allowed to go to the Halloween party. Oh, that makes me feel very sad (starts crying) I want to attend the Halloween party, but apparently, that's not going to happen (sobs loudly)

Steve: Oh no. This is not good. Mr. Hillbilly is crying. We must help Mr. Hillbilly feel better, and fast.

Mrs. Bird: Hey guys, what's going on?

Greg: Apparently, The Big Bad Wolf has kicked Mr. Hillbilly out of his house,

Steve: That's not good. It is time that we do something about this.

Mrs. Bird: I am the Big Bad Wolf's mother, and I know what to do with him.

Narrator: 5 minutes later...

Bingo (barks)

Mrs. Bird: I'm ashamed of you Big Bad Wolf. Stealing candy is against the rules. You need to apologize to Mr. Hillbilly right now, otherwise you will not have TV for a week.

Big Bad Wolf: I'm an adult mom.

Mrs. Bird: I know you are an adult, but since you live with me, I make the rules. I want you to apologize to Mr. Hillbilly right now, and unlock the door.

Steve: Yeah. I agree with the warning.

Big Bad Wolf: But...

Mrs. Bird: 3, 2, 1.

Big Bad Wolf: Okay mom (walks over to Mr. Hillbilly) I'm sorry I kicked you out of my house. I shouldn't have taken your candy. You desserve to go to the Halloween party tomorrow after all.

Mr. Hillbilly: You mean it? Thanks.

Big Bad Wolf: I'm going to give you your accent back.

Mr. Hillbilly (back to his original accent) Why thanks. I can't wait to go to the party tomorrow (fades to a skit)