Cool Rap Wars/Kevin O'Leary vs. King Shark

Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! Kevin O'Leary! Vs! King Shark! Battle!

Kevin: King Shark welcome to the Shark Tank. Where my rhymes are as shiny as my bank. You're an one note villain who can barely even make a killing. I mean I swear, some potential investors are more thrilling. People call me Mr. Wonderful but that's definitely not you. All of your evil schemes stink more than poo! I mean you were once voiced by Solid Snake. And that performance didn't even make me shake. And I am pretty sure Sylvester Stallone will be a bore. Because nothing can top Rocky 4.

(King Shark walks up to Kevin King)

King Shark: (ahem) HAND!....HAND!!! I'm just kidding. You think your a businessman please as give me a break there are lot more things you done deep in this tank. If i had a dollar for every product you passed. I'd be rolling in the dough for how much ABC would want to kick your ass. I am the son to a god and even battled superman always acted as the number 1 best henchman. Became a big threat to The Flash and a always member in the suicide squad. there have been numbers of times you been wrong. you ranted on the packers and...oh wait what? Oh I'm rapping against Kevin O'Leary not Kevin King.ok i see where i made that mistake. You say your a billionaire oh please you just play one on TV. And what the hell was Dragon's Den Eternal Suffering? I never heard of Dragons Den but it sounds such a trainwreck you have so many buisness companies please take a huge break. So if you think Mr. Leary can step me up and shout This rap battles not for sale. I'm Out!

Kevin: Oh no Mr. Dorsal Fin, I highly doubt you could win. You vary from a genius hacker to a raging moron. In this rap battle, I'm the brain and you're just the brawn. I am a multimillionaire mogul while you are just a glorified goon. If I had a penny for every time you got beaten, I'd be flying to the moon. You may a shark but you don't frighten me, you freak. Since Warner and Discover merged, you belong on Shark Week. I can count your notable roles on my fingertips. Ron Funches couldn't be saving you from this. I am a cash machine, a money golfer. So run away King Shark, that is my final offer.

King Shark: Me on Shark Week that hit the bar low. I've seen better deals made on Antiques Roadshow. You think your like the king of this whole product pitch debate but everyone knows you'll always be outshined by Mark Cubain. And remember that time justin beiber was on shark tank. be honest did you really care for the office chair Beiber wanted to auction and gave. I've seen far beyond villains through my time on this team.you even had some mirror he wanted to sell for grand 15 I crushed you O'Leary bit you and gnaw'd It looks like you need a bigger verse to demolish this JAWS

Kevin: You really think those pathetic verses can outshine Kevin? There is no way a big beast like you would be in hell or heaven. I am the big MC of Shark Tank that nobody can stop. You could be easily replaced if the Suicide Squad flops. You know I am no longer holding my Funches. I Hayter be you but I am running with the big boys while you are just doing lunges. I work alone but I can see that you are sly. There is no conceivable way you would have a piece of pie. You clearly know that I have won this bout. So that's it, I'm out.