Kids In Florida/Season 3 Transcript

What The Funk?

 * TBA
 * Sally: GUYS!, BOYFRIEND IS REAL!
 * Mr. Night: Sally, Sally you're late to class again.
 * Sally: (Stands on the teacher's desk) FNF IS REAL!
 * Mr.Night: Sally get down of my desk
 * Sally: God damn you Mr. Night!
 * Mr. Night: Do you want to go to the principal's office?
 * (Sally Gets Frustrated)
 * Mr. Night: Okay y'all, today we're gonna learn about The Great Depressio-
 * Boyfriend: (Enters room while Beatboxing the FNF Title Theme)
 * (Sally Screams 5 seconds later)
 * Mr Night: What The Hell?, What's going on? (To Boyfreind) Who the hell are you?
 * (Pico enters the room as well, Girlfreind also entered as well)
 * Roddy: That orange hair guy is manacing!
 * Trey: Yeah, probably.
 * Roddy: Please don't tell me he's going to-
 * (Pico headshots Roddy)
 * Trey: OH MY GOD!, They Killed Roddy!
 * Ryan: You Bastard!
 * Pico: HEY HEY HEY!, I'd watch my mouth if i were you, you two are in thin ice there buddy!

President Game

 * (Ryuji turns on his PC and logs into discord)

Sally Thinks She's Dead

 * (In Trey's Kitchen)
 * Trey: She's been taking so long...., i wonder where she is..
 * Ryan: The food she brings better be good.
 * Sally: The Food she has better be good.
 * (Chloe Arrives)
 * Chloe: Hey Kids.
 * Roddy: Yes!
 * Sally: She's got The Domino!
 * Chloe: Not so fast kids., Help me get the groceries out of the car
 * Trey: But mom, we've been waiting and waiting!, it's been 2 hours!
 * Chloe: It will only take a few minutes.
 * Sally: If we do it together, it will take very little time
 * Trey: Good point.
 * (While the boys are helping with the groceries, Sally opened the pizza box, rips out the cheese and eats them, the boys return with the groceries later)
 * Ryan: Alright!, time to chomp on some Domino- (Sees the cheese-less pizza)
 * Trey: Where's the cheese?
 * Chloe: Oh, who are the cheese off?
 * Trey: (Angrily) Sally!, You ate the cheese of THE ENTIRE PIZZA!
 * Sally: Well i saved you the dough and the sauce.
 * Ryan: Well the cheese is the best part.
 * Sally: Well see you guys, i'm going home (Leaves then closes the door)
 * (2 Seconds Worth of Silence)
 * Roddy: (Cries)
 * Trey: I can't believe that Jackass ate off the cheese!
 * Ryan: Yeah, Jerkgirl loved all that cheese, great...
 * (Trey, Ryan and Roddy all become infuriated)
 * (Next Day, Sally opens her locker, then Ryan and Trey just walks behind her)
 * Ryan (Still Infuriated from last night): HEY JACKASS!, Why did you eat off the cheese off the pizza
 * (Sally gets nervous)
 * Sally: I'm just hungry!
 * Ryan: You have to do better than that. (Leaves along eith Trey)
 * Sally: (Phew!)
 * (2 minutes later)
 * Roddy: We should teach her a lesson!, She has gone to far!
 * Ryan: Very Good Idea, Roddy!, But how?
 * Roddy: i have a mannequin
 * Ryan: Good point, but be careful, she might be near and overhear our plan.
 * (Later, after lunch)
 * Sally: Okay then, and (sees Mannequin in Sally's clothes in a pool of realistic looking fake blood) OH MY GOD!, I DIED?!?!?
 * (Meanwhile)
 * Ryan: Hey you all, let's all ignore Sally, she's a very rude jerk
 * Arcus: Well, Yeah, she's a jerk, so i'm just going to ignore her
 * Olimar: Oh, never thought ignoring her was an option.
 * Lisa (Hooded/Muffled): Okay, i get why.

The Arabian Whore

 * Trey: Dude, have you heard about that Mascot Alice Goldenwood?, She's going to have a play on QUAVERS this Friday!
 * TBA
 * (Sally tries to run away from Alice, she successfully escapes, but Alice ripped Sally's skirt in the process, leaving the latter in her underwear)
 * TBA
 * Trey: OH MY GOD!, ALICE RAPED RODDY TO DEATH!
 * Ryan: YOU PEDOPHILE!
 * (Alice Escapes)
 * Trey: Sally is right about that woman!, She's so damn disgusting!
 * Ryan: YEAH!, EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!
 * TBA
 * Alice: (Tries to run away with the 10 TB hard drive worth of Cybercrime, including child porn)
 * Sheriff: (Shoots Alice 15 times, the first 8 shots were leg shots, making her fall, the rest were headshots, she dies)

World Filled With Sally

 * TBA

Cast

 * Trey Martin
 * Roddy Rockwell
 * Sally Liu
 * Ryan Ozu
 * Alice Goldenwood (Only appeared in The Arabian Whore)
 * Joe Emmanuel "Sheriff" Mammah (Debut)

Deaths

 * Roddy: 8

Trivia

 * Alice Goldenwood is a parody of Amber Slivstone
 * QUAVERS is a fictional Theme park in this show