Thread:Coolot1/@comment-30134917-20191115011721/@comment-30134917-20191116180137

You know what would be a funny story? if Squirrel Girl had her first ever loss against someone and the whole story was treated like a bad break-up.

"My record was everything to me! what will I do without it?"

"You don't need your record! tell you what, let's go out for smoothies!"

"Smoothies? that was my favourite drink back when I had my record!" *Uncontrolled sobbing*