Tish Katsufrakis/Quotes


 * "I take orders from no man!"
 * "You could count on me!"
 * "Kept you waiting, huh?"
 * "They call you gravedigger, sucker punch and dark sucka."
 * "Always wear a costume, always hand out candy, and never blow out a jack o'lantern."
 * "Simple, test Dixon's M.P.G.A."
 * "My love is like a paramecium, it divides and reproduces. It's covered with wriggling hair-like cilia and full of high-protein juices."
 * "I bet you'll win 'Most Likely To Obsess Over Trivialities'."
 * "If I call Tino "Pumpkin Pie", pretty soon everyone will doing it."
 * "I'm going home before I'll say something I'll regret."
 * "I don't have a jealous bone in my body!"
 * "Our best friend is turning into a robot!"
 * "I think it's great that you appreciate Shakespeare enough to publicly disgrace...yourself."
 * "I guess I'll just...go to the bathroom."
 * "Sounds cheery."
 * "Lor, shouldn't we be heading back to the Laundromat? Your family's clothes have been sitting there for hours, what if someone takes them?"
 * "Oh, I am doomed to be like Cassandra: predicting future disasters but never believed by others!"
 * "Perfect. It involves talking a lot and not doing anything..."
 * "YOU'RE FRENCH TOAST!!!"
 * "It's been a long day..."
 * "How can I stay mad at you when you're willing to be so nauseatingly sentimental?"
 * "This is a story for all ages, it's called Oedipus Rex."
 * "Umm...that was great Lor, but do you think you could try reading it with some, you know, emotion?"
 * "Greeeeeaaaat. One more time."
 * "Okay, we'll come back to this scene...maybe."
 * "NOW CUT THAT OUT!"
 * "How...accurate."
 * "I would recite an "Ode To My Rotten Friends" for you, but it has some words in it I can't say on TV."