Transcript of Adventure Time: Awakening (Sam the Editor's version)

(The scene fades out to blue as Susan walks while she hums then notices the audience.)

Susan: Hello, everybody! Welcome to the movie. Hey, we're so glad you made it. Now...

Frieda: Susan, hey, Susan, I'm ready to take a shower. Have you seen my favorite bar of soap anywhere?

Susan: No, I haven't, Frieda.

Frieda: Oh. Now where did I put...

Susan: Now, this movie you're about to see is all about Finn and Jake.

Frieda: Who are you talking to?

Susan: The audience, Frieda. They're right here. See?

Frieda: Yeah? (Notices the audience and gasps) Wow! Just look at the audience. Hey, nice sound speakers.

(Frieda and Susan laugh)

Susan: Now, in this movie, Finn and Jake discover their gender-swapped counterparts while the pop culture characters live in the kingdom called the Candy-Pop Culture Kingdom.

Frieda: How do we start?

Susan: It's easy, just count backwards from ten. See, Frieda? (whispers to Frieda) That's how you start a movie.

Frieda: Oh.

Susan: Can you all help us count backwards from ten?

Audience: Yeah!

Susan: Ready? Count backwards.

Susan, Frieda, Audience: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!

(The movie starts with a blue sky and clouds as Frieda exclaims in awe.)

Susan: Hey, Frieda, don't you think you should put some clothes on after shower?

Frieda: What? (Notices her body covered in towel) Oh. Right, I'll go do it. (Chuckles and walks to the bathroom)

Susan: (Sighs) Enjoy the movie, everybody.

(Susan sits down as the title pans up to "Adventure Time: The Movie" while the movie theme version of "Adventure Time" plays in the background. After the theme ends, Finn sleeps on the bed in his treehouse. A clock cuckoos at 7:00 in the morning as Finn wakes up and mutters then he notices the audience.)

Finn: Wow. Hello, everybody! It's so nice to see you. (Chuckles) Hey, since you're all here, I'd like to show you someone. He's my best brother and he's a magic-stretching dog. And his name's Jake. Come on over meet everybody, Jake. Jake? Jake? Jake, where'd you go? I wanna show you somebody. Are you sleeping at the treasure? Jake? Hello? Jake, where are you sleeping at? Oh. Hey, audience. Have you seen Jake where he sleeps?

Audience: Yes!

Finn: Where? Over there?

Audience: No!

Finn: No? I wonder where he's at. Jake? Hello? Jake? Oh, are you sure he sleeps on the couch?

Audience: Yes!

Finn: (Gasps) Really? (Sees Jake who sleeps on the couch) Oh, here's Jake. I was so worried. Thanks for your help, everybody. Good morning, Jake.

Jake: Oh. (yawns) Good morning, Finn.

Finn: Wanna have some breakfast?

Jake: Sure.

Finn: Cool. Let's make some breakfast. It's a good thing I made a breakfast machine. (Turns on the fan) Here we go. (Lights the match and the breakfast machine starts) This is nice. Time to go to the bathroom.

(Finn walks to the bathroom while the breakfast machine still runs. In the bathroom, Finn smells the fresh air. He uses toothbrush and toothpaste then he brushes his teeth.)

Finn: Ha-ha! Mad dog! (Growls and barks) All right. (Rinses his mouth) There. All fresh and clean. Wait, did I miss something? Oh, yeah. (Takes a quick shower) Here we go. (Turns the shower off and uses bath towel) Looks like I'm all set and ready to go. (Washes his hands with soap and dries his hands) Well, that's not that bad. (His phone chimes and a message says "Hey, Finn, can you come to Fire Kingdom right away? I have something really sad to say.")

Finn: Oh, well. Guess I'll text her back. (Texts Flame Princess back) There. That should do it. (Bell dings) Ooh, breakfast is ready!

(Finn runs to the kitchen as he sits and spreads toast with butter and puts his napkin on his lap.)

Finn: (Deep voice) Good morning, Finn. (Normal voice) Good morning, Mr. Breakfast! Ha-ha. (Deep voice) Can I have some Captain Crunch cereal? (Normal voice) Okay! Ha-ha-ha! (Uses a box of Captain Crunch) Crunchatize me, Captain! (Chuckles)

(Finn pours Captain Crunch in the bowl and he begins to eat breakfast)

Finn: You know, Jake, I'm honestly feeling strange that... Phoebe lost someone.

Jake: Really? Who?

Finn: Cinammon Bun.

Jake: Oh. That's... kind of sad to say.

Finn: Yep, that's what the message says. Anyway, I gotta go. I must cheer Phoebe up. (Finishes his breakfast) Okay, all finished. I gotta go. Bye!

Jake: Bye, Finn! Come back when you cheer her up!

Finn: I will! (Runs to Fire Kingdom)

Jake: I wonder why he's such in a hurry.

(At the Fire Kingdom, Finn sees Flame Princess who feels sad while she looks at the picture of Cinammon Bun and sniffles.)

Finn: Phoebe? (walks to her) What's wrong?

Flame Princess: Oh. I really, really wanted to marry Cinnamon Bun, but he had to take a big break so he couldn't marry me.

Finn: Oh. I have an idea. Well, since Cinnamon Bun has to take a big break, I'll just have to go out on a date with you.

Flame Princess: Really?

Finn: Yes, really. Watch me. (Growls like a bear)

Flame Princess: That's a bear, isn't it?

Finn: It sure is, Phoebe. Ooh, watch me. (Hoots like an owl)

Flame Princess: That's an owl! (Finn chuckles and chirps like a cricket) Oh! I know, I know, I know! It's a cricket!

Finn: Actually, I just made myself snicker.

(Finn and Flame Princess laugh)

Flame Princess: That's funny. (Chuckles) Thanks, Finn, you always make me feel happy.

Finn: You're welcome, Phoebe. (Snorts) Anyhow, I guess I always cheer you up like other funny things. I mean, I'm not exactly sure, but it's pretty funny. (Nervous chuckle)

Flame Princess: (Awkwardly turns his eyes left and right) Oh, that's gonna change an adversary of our date. (Chuckles) Just kidding. We'll go out on a date.

Finn: Really? We'll go out on a date? You know, here's a nice note I actually took. (Shows Flame Princess a note that says "Come to the Land of Aaa.") I'm surprised it really works out, Phoebe.

Flame Princess: Oh. I thought so, Finn.

Lemongrab: I can't stop! (He yells while he tries to stop riding his roller skates) Watch out!

Finn: Don't worry, Lemongrab, I'll save you!

Flame Princess: Be careful!

(At Breakfast Kingdom, Breakfast Princess carries her breakfast to the table)

Breakfast Princess: Oh, this is so delicate.

(Lemongrab dodges her breakfast)

Lemongrab: Coming through!

Finn: Breakfast Princess! Help! (Breakfast Princess puts her breakfast on the table) Lemongrab can't stop! (She gives Finn roller skates and rescues Lemongrab)

(At Mountain Kingdom, Marauders laugh as Lemongrab evades them.)

Lemongrab: Look out!

Finn: Wait for me!

(Head Marauder dodges Finn as he sighs in relief. At Candy Kingdom, Marceline's dressed as a waitress.)

Lollipop Girl: Oh, waitress.

Marceline: One second, please. (Lollipop Girl sighs and facepalms.)

Finn: Hang on! I'm coming, Lemongrab! I'm here to rescue you! Almost!

Lemongrab: Someone help!

(Finn grabs Lemongrab's shoulders and sighs in relief.)

Finn: Hi, Lemongrab.

Lemongrab: Hey, Finn.

(Finn and Lemongrab see the stairs of the castle, scream and turn around.)

Finn: Help us!

Marceline: Yes, sir.

Lollipop Girl: Oh, no, not you again. Well, listen, I'd like...

Finn: Help us! Help us!

Marceline: (Gasps) This looks like a job for Marceline Abadeer!

(Lollipop Girl huffs as Marceline uses her sun hat and gloves.)

Lollipop Girl: But what about breakfast?

Marceline: Don't worry, ma'am. I made you some nice breakfast. (Gives Lollipop Girl a plate of breakfast) Enjoy. And away!

(Marceline flies as she sees Finn and Lemongrab who try to stop. At the Ice Kingdom, Ice King stiffles a sneeze then he sneezes in a tissue.)

Ice King: Whew. (Throws a tissue in the trash) There. (Chuckles) Wait. What's that noise?

Finn: Help us! Help us! Help us!

(Marceline grabs onto Finn's shoulders.)

Ice King: Look out!

(Ice King takes cover as Marceline stops them.)

Finn: (Sighs relievedly) That was a close one. Marceline? What are you doing here?

Marceline: Relax, Finn, I saved you, that's all.

Finn: Thanks, Marceline. You saved us both.

(Flame Princess, Princess Bubblegum, Peppermint Butler, Lady Rainicorn, BMO, Jake, and Lumpy Space Princess enter.)

Princess Bubblegum: Finn, are you all right?

Finn: Yes, I'm fine. Is Lemongrab all right?

Lemongrab: Oh, I feel fine. I tried to stop the roller skates, and when he tried to save me, Marceline saved us both.

Finn: Oh. Lemongrab tried to stop, and when I tried to save him, Marceline luckily saved us both. I saw that. (Chuckles and faints)

Peppermint Butler: Finn!

Ice King: Was it something I said?

Lemongrab: Actually, it was me.

Flame Princess: Finn, are you okay? (Finn groans)

Jake: Finn, speak to us.

Lady Rainicorn: Finn, we're here.

Princess Bubblegum: How many fingers am I holding up? (Holds up her two fingers)

Finn: Huh?

BMO: That's two. Two fingers.

Finn: Oh, right, two fingers.

Princess Bubblegum: Here, let me help you. (Picks Finn up) There. Good as new.

Finn: Thanks, Bonnie. That was rush. (Princess Bubblegum chuckles)

Marceline: Hey, you look familiar. Don't I know you from Fire Kingdom?

Flame Princess: Oh, uh, actually, no, but yes. You know me. I'm Phoebe the Flame Princess.

Marceline: Right.

Finn: (Touches his head after his hat is missing) Hey, where's my hat?

Ice King: Oh, uh, actually, it's in my Fionna and Cake book collection if you'd like to find your hat.

Finn: Really?

Lumpy Space Princess: Yes, it's in his book collection.

Flame Princess: Marceline, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for burning your face when we fought recently. (Chuckles) And... I guess... you could be my best friend. (Marceline grins)

Marceline: Sure, Phoebe. I'd like that.

Finn: Uh, Marceline, Phoebe, come with me and Jake to Aaa. It'll be awesome if we see our gender-swapped counterparts. Everyone, I'll take my brother, my girlfriend and my vampire friend to Aaa. Thank you.

Ice King: All right.

Princess Bubblegum: Be careful, guys.

Finn, Jake, Flame Princess, Marceline: Okay.

Princess Bubblegum: Good luck.

Lady Rainicorn: Come on, let's go have some fun.

Princess Bubblegum: Okay. Come on, Pepps.

Peppermint Butler: All right.

(Finn, Jake, Flame Princess and Marceline walk to his book collection as Finn opens the door and finds his hat.)

Finn: I wonder where my hat went somewhere. (Sees his hat on Fionna and Cake ice sculpture) Oh! Here's my hat! I'm so glad I found my hat and I missed it so much. All right, let's go now. (Finn tries to remove the hat then the portal opens as he, Jake, Flame Princess and Marceline hold on to the sculpture after he puts his hat on) Whoa! What's happening?

Marceline: I have no idea!

Finn: Hold on! (He, Jake, Flame Princess and Marceline let go and flies through the portal) Whee!

Ice King: Have a nice trip! (Chuckles)

(Finn, Jake, Flame Princess and Marceline look around until Frieda, now in her clothes, interrupts.)

Frieda: Wait, wait! Stop the film! Stop the film! (The film stops) Susan, come here!

Susan: What's the matter, Frieda?

Frieda: What's happened to Finn and his friends?

Susan: Oh, don't worry, Frieda. That's just the way to get to the Land of Aaa.

Frieda: Oh.

Susan: Roll film! (The film resumes) Hey, Frieda. Duck. (Takes cover)

Frieda: Where? (Sees Finn and his friends fly, screams and takes cover)

(Finn and his friends spin)

Finn: Look at the colors.

(Finn, Jake, Flame Princess and Marceline scream until they land in the cemetery.)

Finn: Wow, that was a wild ride. Gee, look at this place. It's a good thing I got my hat, but where are we exactly?

Flame Princess: You know what, Finn? I don't think we're in Land of Ooo anymore.

Jake: Then where are we?

Scout: Hello, there! Welcome to the Land of Aaa!

Finn, Jake, Flame Princess, Marceline: The Land of Aaa?

Soldier: This happens to be the greatest place of all!

Heavy: A place for you and your friends to.. get your hams kicked!

Finn: Who the heck are you, guys?

Scout: We're the characters from Team Fortress 2. I'm Scout. This is Heavy, Sniper, Spy, Pyro, Demoman, Soldier, Engineer and Medic.

Heavy, Soldier, Sniper, Spy, Pyro, Demoman, Engineer, Medic: Hello.

Scout: You're gonna see Fionna, Cake, Flame Prince, and Marshall Lee.

Finn, Marceline, Flame Princess, Jake: Really?