Tournament Doofus/The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down/Transcript

Scene 1: A Tournament of Mine/Newsflash about the Tournament/Tidying

 * [It starts off in a massive hall, where Mickey is standing; a spotlight turns on, where we see Mickey, all dressed up, as he begins to sing a song; "A Tournament of Mine"]
 * Mickey Mouse: [singing] Of the many places I've ever been, here, and there, and here... While it ain't my favorite, ain't even the best, but it's certainly crazier than the rest, it's this jolly, jolly jolly, tournament of mine, all the shimmers, lights and glimmers, all great sparkles and all good times, it's this jolly, jolly jolly, tournament of mine, all the stars above, the sun shining above the sky and all the clouds above the sky, why ever tamper when I'm when I'm always being pampered up and ready to go and enjoy my day at the GCC, It'll be so great that I will enjoy going there and having some fun, happy I'll be... At least if I had better assistants.
 * [The song ends]
 * Mickey Mouse: [sighs] Oh, alas. As if it was true. Well, well, exce-
 * [Mickey's sentence is interrupted, as we cut to a newsflash promoting the GCC]
 * Announcer: -And we are- this is property of Disney+, and speaking of said entertainment, well, more specifically, animation, the- the Great Cartoon Championships have opened their doors. Chance of a lifetime. Chance of a lifetime. Availability to pre-order tickets comes- [dialogue gets more and more quiet as we zoom out of the screen to Bugs Bunny, grumpily sitting on a couch in the GCC leisure room]
 * Bugs Bunny: [sighs] Oh, does it need to come again? I feel like ass. I feel like ass...
 * [Mickey, with a broomstick, is mopping the floor where Bugs is sitting]
 * Mickey Mouse: Bugs!
 * Bugs Bunny: Come on, just a little longer?
 * Mickey Mouse: [grabs Bugs' throat] [grunts]
 * Bugs Bunny: Okay! Okay! Okay...
 * Mickey Mouse: [drops him]
 * Bugs Bunny: [chuckles] So-
 * Mickey Mouse: [stuffs the broomstick in his face]
 * [It cuts to Bugs, grumpily cleaning the GCC like Mickey told him to; he walks around with buckets on his feet and a bottle of anti-bacteria spray; he attempts to clean up, but he begins to slide while running, causing the buckets to slide off of his feet; his feet also scrape up the floor, swirling it into a cliff-like shape, and the buckets slide upside down and land on Bugs]
 * [Insert another slapstick situation featuring Bugs]
 * [Insert third slapstick situation featuring Bugs]
 * [Then cuts to him walking towards Roger Rabbit, needing help]
 * Bugs Bunny: Roger! Roger, he-he, Roger, eh... [tuts] I need... uh, well... assistance. No, no, help, that's it. That's it. Yeah.
 * Roger Rabbit: Why, on it, sir! [pulls his ears, making his head curve, much like a drawstring, and wraps them around, then letting them go and putting on a hat that says "REFEREE" and shoving a kazoo in his mouth, making two sounds, popping them out, pulling out a gun, but when it shoots, the gun flies off, not the bullet, and after a pause, the bullet explodes in his face]
 * Bugs Bunny: [chuckles] Just like old days. He-he. As expected.
 * [Roger is crafting a humongous machine that is supposed to "clean" the GCC; a combination of a rocket, gun, grenade, etc.]
 * Roger Rabbit: [whistling] Almost! [he finishes building it] Right! Done! All done. All done. Okay. Yeah.
 * Bugs Bunny: [walks over to it and lights it, but it suddenly explodes, followed by sounds of the gun, grenade and the others]
 * Roger Rabbit: DAGH! [covers the screen] AAARGH, ah... sir, sir, no, yeah, you, sir, cue the intermi-
 * [Cuts to "Let's All Go to the Lobby"]
 * Food: Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the lobby!
 * [Roger joins in]
 * Food and Roger: Let's all go to the lobby, to get ourselves a treat!
 * Roger Rabbit: [stops at "treat", then starts sighing happily, mumbling "treat" as his belly rumbles; the food back away, fazed, as he starts chasing them, the food screaming]
 * [Cuts back to normal]
 * [Terry, who is reading a book, looks up at the two]
 * Terry: Hm, that's weird.
 * Roger Rabbit: [turns his head to Terry] Terry?
 * Terry: [turns to the next page] No.
 * TBA

Sketch 1: Tom and Zany

 * [It begins in a regular house, where Jerry is searching for food; he is tired and hungry without any cheese; he then bumps into a cabinet, where it opens, and we see Tom (who obviously expected Jerry to be looking for food, but never planned everything else due to his own incompetence) crammed in there, when he jumps out to get Jerry, but Jerry slams the door on him, Tom's head breaking through the wood, and slotting the doorknob in his mouth, while the wood falls onto the table. Tom rolls out of the cabinet, and off of said table. Jerry finds an entire abundance of candy behind where Tom was, so he decides to take the opportunity and chow it all down; the candy quickly gives Jerry sugar rush, as he begins to run around the table. Tom, who was lying on the floor while Jerry was eating, decides to take advantage of this sugar rush by setting up a falling anvil trap, where an anvil is tied to a piece of rope, in which the top area of the rope is placed on a clothing hanger; Tom is sitting underneath the table, right beneath where the anvil is going to fall and right where Jerry is. He then lets go of the rope, in which Jerry dodges, and it smashes through the table and lands on Tom. After a short pause, Tom holds up the anvil with a shaking hand, thus concluding the sketch]

Scene 2: Disney+ HQ/???/None of Us

 * [It cuts to TBA]

Sketch 2: Paintball Mickey

 * [It starts off in a forest, where we see Mickey honing armor, as he is part of a paintball fight; holding his gun, he looks out for enemies, but he sees none. He decides to train by testing the paintball gun. It fails, until Mickey accidentally points it at the ground. The paint launches him onto a tree branch, making him lose his gun and armor. The tree bends as if its going to fling Mickey, but it just breaks, causing him to fall right into his helmet, as it slides down the hill without his gun. Mickey attempts to get out of the helmet to run back, but it is too tight to escape; Mickey's opponents head towards the intrepid helmet, as Mickey tries to hide in it while they pick it up and inspect it. Then, he attempts to put it on his head, making Mickey fall out onto his head, shocking the opponent. He is shot off with paint, as he falls into the just-dropped helmet, still sliding down. The opponents shoot the helmet, making it go different directions, crashing through trees. Then, the helmet comes to the edge of a cliff, as it falls onto the last remaining branch, sliding to the tip. Mickey looks down from his view, when he turns around to see all of his opponents on the same branch. The branch then flings on the tip, causing Mickey's helmet to fling away. Meanwhile, with Mickey's opponents, still on the branch, it snaps causing them to fall, thus concluding the sketch]