Aqua Girl Action Squad/Transcript

Act 1
(The special starts in a different town with a suburban house while the sun rises. Cuts to Darla, who is doing the dishes and hums a tune in the same room and kitchen from the Aqua Teen House. Then we see Minnie, who is drunkenly walking when she's woke up, and opens a fridge to take something.) (Frieda appears.) (She looks at Frieda, who is crossing her arms.) (Minnie is serving eggs an on the plates when she talked.) (She pushes Minnie to a green reclining chair and then switches the TV on. Darla walks back to the kitchen when her rubber gloves is wet.) (She puts her gloves in the table and goes back to the living room. While Minnie is watching TV, a off-screen male voice is heard.) (Frieda rolls her eyes and sighs.)
 * Minnie: (yawns) Good morning, Darla.
 * Darla: Good morning, Minerva. How's your great sleeping going?
 * Minnie: I feel great, because my dreams are really heavy to keep my brain a lot!
 * Darla: Mmm... that's not what I heard.
 * Frieda (OV): Yeah. I know, Ms. Darla Shake.
 * Darla: Huh?
 * Darla: Frieda Lucy! What the hell are doing here?
 * Frieda: Well, I saw you and Minnie doing a serious morning breakfast. Plus, I woke up while I'm getting dressed and brushing my teeth.
 * Darla: Hmph. It's a living. Sometimes we just in time for a big competition.
 * Minnie: But, now we need to do something, guys? Like going undercover, helping kids, or be millennials?
 * Darla: (talking to Minnie) Look, we all millennials, and me as a personal neighbor. But, um, I think got a smart deal to my daddy from last year.
 * Minnie: And where's your daddy?
 * Darla: Um... he'll come back in 4 months. Now just sit down and enjoy your daily television!
 * Darla: (disgusted) Ew, that's gross.
 * TV announcer: Welcome to The Morning A.M. Mayhem! The breakfast program will never be the same! New stories and all kinds of fun!
 * Minnie: (excited) Yay!!!
 * Darla: Now Minnie always loved the daytime shows, she such a cutie pie.
 * TV show host: On the today's show, we have a biggest feelings about the social videos or the outside talk! So let's get to that later.

(Minnie walks to the bathroom and tries to take a poop in a off-screen.) (Cut to the Aqua Girls are walking outside.)
 * Frieda: I know you're watching a nice daytime talk show, but only the hosting duties are look fucking horrible.
 * Darla: (whispering to Frieda) Don't be such a fool, girl. This show has less more ratings than another show called The World's Biggest Genius.
 * Frieda: Yeah, I remember when I was on the reality TV genius show thingy to win a home gardening kit.
 * Darla: (laughs) You're genius, Frieda! You know what Minnie, watching TV is forbidden! For now on, we gonna walk outside, along with you!
 * Minnie: Fine. (turns off the TV) Well, it's time for my daily sob and dump.
 * Frieda: Are you okay, Minnie? Can you hear me, sweetie?
 * Darla: Uh, Minnie?

Act 2
Coming soon!