Transcript of Adventure Time: Awakening (Sam the Editor's version)

(The scene fades out to blue as Susan walks while she hums then notices the audience.)

Susan: Hello, everybody! Welcome to the movie. Hey, we're so glad you made it. Now...

Frieda: Susan, hey, Susan, I'm ready to take a shower. Have you seen my favorite bar of soap anywhere?

Susan: No, I haven't, Frieda.

Frieda: Oh. Now where did I put...

Susan: Now, this movie you're about to see is all about Finn and Jake.

Frieda: Who are you talking to?

Susan: The audience, Frieda. They're right here. See?

Frieda: Yeah? (Notices the audience and gasps) Wow! Just look at the audience. Hey, nice sound speakers.

(Frieda and Susan laugh)

Susan: Now, in this movie, Finn and Jake discover their gender-swapped counterparts while the pop culture characters live in the kingdom called the Candy-Pop Culture Kingdom.

Frieda: How do we start?

Susan: It's easy, just count backwards from ten. See, Frieda? (whispers to Frieda) That's how you start a movie.

Frieda: Oh.

Susan: Can you all help us count backwards from ten?

Audience: Yeah!

Susan: Ready? Count backwards.

Susan, Frieda, Audience: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!

(The movie starts with a blue sky and clouds as Frieda exclaims in awe.)

Susan: Hey, Frieda, don't you think you should put some clothes on after shower?

Frieda: What? (Notices her body covered in towel) Oh. Right, I'll go do it. (Chuckles and walks to the bathroom)

Susan: (Sighs) Enjoy the movie, everybody.

(Susan sits down as the title pans up to "Adventure Time: The Movie" while the movie theme version of "Adventure Time" plays in the background. After the theme ends, Finn sleeps on the bed in his treehouse. A clock cuckoos at 7:00 in the morning as Finn wakes up and mutters then he notices the audience.)

Finn: Wow. Hello, everybody! It's so nice to see you. (Chuckles) Hey, since you're all here, I'd like to show you someone. He's my best brother and he's a magic-stretching dog. And his name's Jake. Come on over meet everybody, Jake. Jake? Jake? Jake, where'd you go? I wanna show you somebody. Are you sleeping at the treasure? Jake? Hello? Jake, where are you sleeping at? Oh. Hey, audience. Have you seen Jake where he sleeps?

Audience: Yes!

Finn: Where? Over there?

Audience: No!

Finn: No? I wonder where he's at. Jake? Hello? Jake? Oh, are you sure he sleeps on the couch?

Audience: Yes!

Finn: (Gasps) Really? (Sees Jake who sleeps on the couch) Oh, here's Jake. I was so worried. Thanks for your help, everybody. Good morning, Jake.

Jake: Oh. (yawns) Good morning, Finn.

Finn: Wanna have some breakfast?

Jake: Sure.

Finn: Cool. Let's make some breakfast. It's a good thing I made a breakfast machine. (Turns on the fan) Here we go. (Lights the match and the breakfast machine starts) This is nice. Time to go to the bathroom.

(Finn walks to the bathroom while the breakfast machine still runs. In the bathroom, Finn smells the fresh air. He uses toothbrush and toothpaste then he brushes his teeth.)

Finn: Ha-ha! Mad dog! (Growls and barks) All right. (Rinses his mouth) There. All fresh and clean. Wait, did I miss something? Oh, yeah. (Takes a quick shower) Here we go. (Turns the shower off and uses bath towel) Looks like I'm all set and ready to go. (Washes his hands with soap and dries his hands) Well, that's not that bad. (His phone chimes and a message says "Hey, Finn, can you come to Fire Kingdom right away? I have something really sad to say.")

Finn: Oh, well. Guess I'll text her back. (Texts Flame Princess back) There. That should do it. (Bell dings) Ooh, breakfast is ready!

(Finn runs to the kitchen as he sits and spreads toast with butter and puts his napkin on his lap.)

Finn: (Deep voice) Good morning, Finn. (Normal voice) Good morning, Mr. Breakfast! Ha-ha. (Deep voice) Can I have some Captain Crunch cereal? (Normal voice) Okay! Ha-ha-ha! (Uses a box of Captain Crunch) Crunchatize me, Captain! (Chuckles)

(Finn pours Captain Crunch in the bowl and he begins to eat breakfast)

Finn: You know, Jake, I'm honestly feeling strange that... Phoebe lost someone.

Jake: Really? Who?

Finn: Cinammon Bun.

Jake: Oh. That's... kind of sad to say.

Finn: Yep, that's what the message says. Anyway, I gotta go. I must cheer Phoebe up. (Finishes his breakfast) Okay, all finished. I gotta go. Bye!

Jake: Bye, Finn! Come back when you cheer her up!

Finn: I will! (Runs to Fire Kingdom)

Jake: I wonder why he's such in a hurry.

(At the Fire Kingdom, Finn sees Flame Princess who feels sad while she looks at the picture of Cinammon Bun and sniffles.)

Finn: Phoebe? (walks to her) What's wrong?

Flame Princess: Oh. I really, really wanted to marry Cinnamon Bun, but he had to take a big break so he couldn't marry me.

Finn: Oh. I have an idea. Well, since Cinnamon Bun has to take a big break, I'll just have to go out on a date with you.

Flame Princess: Really?

Finn: Yes, really. Watch me. (Growls like a bear)

Flame Princess: That's a bear, isn't it?

Finn: It sure is, Phoebe. Ooh, watch me. (Hoots like an owl)

Flame Princess: That's an owl! (Finn chuckles and chirps like a cricket) Oh! I know, I know, I know! It's a cricket!

Finn: Actually, I just made myself snicker.

(Finn and Flame Princess laugh)

Flame Princess: That's funny. (Chuckles) Thanks, Finn, you always make me feel happy.

Finn: You're welcome, Phoebe. (Snorts) Anyhow, I guess I always cheer you up like other funny things. I mean, I'm not exactly sure, but it's pretty funny. (Nervous chuckle)

Flame Princess: (Awkwardly turns his eyes left and right) Oh, that's gonna change an adversary of our date. (Chuckles) Just kidding. We'll go out on a date.

Finn: Really? We'll go out on a date? You know, here's a nice note I actually took. (Shows Flame Princess a note that says "Come to the Land of Aaa.") I'm surprised it really works out, Phoebe.

Flame Princess: Oh. I thought so, Finn.

Lemongrab: I can't stop! (He yells while he tries to stop riding his roller skates) Watch out!

Finn: Don't worry, Lemongrab, I'll save you!

Flame Princess: Be careful!

(At Breakfast Kingdom, Breakfast Princess carries her breakfast to the table)

Breakfast Princess: Oh, this is so delicate.

(Lemongrab dodges her breakfast)

Lemongrab: Coming through!

Finn: Breakfast Princess! Help! (Breakfast Princess puts her breakfast on the table) Lemongrab can't stop! (She gives Finn roller skates and rescues Lemongrab)

(At Mountain Kingdom, Marauders laugh as Lemongrab evades them.)

Lemongrab: Look out!

Finn: Wait for me!

(Head Marauder dodges Finn as he sighs in relief. At Candy Kingdom, Marceline's dressed as a waitress.)

Lollipop Girl: Oh, waitress.

Marceline: One second, please. (Lollipop Girl sighs and facepalms.)

Finn: Hang on! I'm coming, Lemongrab! I'm here to rescue you! Almost!

Lemongrab: Someone help!

(Finn grabs Lemongrab's shoulders and sighs in relief.)

Finn: Hi, Lemongrab.

Lemongrab: Hey, Finn.

(Finn and Lemongrab see the stairs of the castle, scream and turn around.)

Finn: Help us!

Marceline: Yes, sir.

Lollipop Girl: Oh, no, not you again. Well, listen, I'd like...

Finn: Help us! Help us!

Marceline: (Gasps) This looks like a job for Marceline Abadeer!

(Lollipop Girl huffs as Marceline uses her sun hat and gloves.)

Lollipop Girl: But what about breakfast?

Marceline: Don't worry, ma'am. I made you some nice breakfast. (Gives Lollipop Girl a plate of breakfast) Enjoy. And away!

(Marceline flies as she sees Finn and Lemongrab who try to stop. At the Ice Kingdom, Ice King stiffles a sneeze then he sneezes in a tissue.)

Ice King: Whew. (Throws a tissue in the trash) There. (Chuckles) Wait. What's that noise?

Finn: Help us! Help us! Help us!

(Marceline grabs onto Finn's shoulders.)

Ice King: Look out!

(Ice King takes cover as Marceline stops them.)

Finn: (Sighs relievedly) That was a close one. Marceline? What are you doing here?

Marceline: Relax, Finn, I saved you, that's all.

Finn: Thanks, Marceline. You saved us both.

(Flame Princess, Princess Bubblegum, Peppermint Butler, Lady Rainicorn, BMO, Jake, and Lumpy Space Princess enter.)

Princess Bubblegum: Finn, are you all right?

Finn: Yes, I'm fine. Is Lemongrab all right?

Lemongrab: Oh, I feel fine. I tried to stop the roller skates, and when he tried to save me, Marceline saved us both.

Finn: Oh. Lemongrab tried to stop, and when I tried to save him, Marceline luckily saved us both. I saw that. (Chuckles and faints)

Peppermint Butler: Finn!

Ice King: Was it something I said?

Lemongrab: Actually, it was me.

Flame Princess: Finn, are you okay? (Finn groans)

Jake: Finn, speak to us.

Lady Rainicorn: Finn, we're here.

Princess Bubblegum: How many fingers am I holding up? (Holds up her two fingers)

Finn: Huh?

BMO: That's two. Two fingers.

Finn: Oh, right, two fingers.

Princess Bubblegum: Here, let me help you. (Picks Finn up) There. Good as new.

Finn: Thanks, Bonnie. That was rush. (Princess Bubblegum chuckles)

Marceline: Hey, you look familiar. Don't I know you from Fire Kingdom?

Flame Princess: Oh, uh, actually, no, but yes. You know me. I'm Phoebe the Flame Princess.

Marceline: Right.

Finn: (Touches his head after his hat is missing) Hey, where's my hat?

Ice King: Oh, uh, actually, it's in my Fionna and Cake book collection if you'd like to find your hat.

Finn: Really?

Lumpy Space Princess: Yes, it's in his book collection.

Flame Princess: Marceline, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for burning your face when we fought recently. (Chuckles) And... I guess... you could be my best friend. (Marceline grins)

Marceline: Sure, Phoebe. I'd like that.

Finn: Uh, Marceline, Phoebe, come with me and Jake to Aaa. It'll be awesome if we see our gender-swapped counterparts. Everyone, I'll take my brother, my girlfriend and my vampire friend to Aaa. Thank you.

Ice King: All right.

Princess Bubblegum: Be careful, guys.

Finn, Jake, Flame Princess, Marceline: Okay.

Princess Bubblegum: Good luck.

Lady Rainicorn: Come on, let's go have some fun.

Princess Bubblegum: Okay. Come on, Pepps.

Peppermint Butler: All right.

(Finn, Jake, Flame Princess and Marceline walk to his book collection as Finn opens the door and finds his hat.)

Finn: I wonder where my hat went somewhere. (Sees his hat on Fionna and Cake ice sculpture) Oh! Here's my hat! I'm so glad I found my hat and I missed it so much. All right, let's go now. (Finn tries to remove the hat then the portal opens as he, Jake, Flame Princess and Marceline hold on to the sculpture after he puts his hat on) Whoa! What's happening?

Marceline: I have no idea!

Finn: Hold on! (He, Jake, Flame Princess and Marceline let go and flies through the portal) Whee!

Ice King: Have a nice trip! (Chuckles)

(Finn, Jake, Flame Princess and Marceline look around until Frieda, now in her clothes, interrupts.)

Frieda: Wait, wait! Stop the film! Stop the film! (The film stops) Susan, come here!

Susan: What's the matter, Frieda?

Frieda: What's happened to Finn and his friends?

Susan: Oh, don't worry, Frieda. That's just the way to get to the Land of Aaa.

Frieda: Oh.

Susan: Roll film! (The film resumes) Hey, Frieda. Duck. (Takes cover)

Frieda: Where? (Sees Finn and his friends fly, screams and takes cover)

(Finn and his friends spin)

Finn: Look at the colors.

(Finn, Jake, Flame Princess and Marceline scream until they land in the cemetery.)

Finn: Wow, that was a wild ride. Gee, look at this place. It's a good thing I got my hat, but where are we exactly?

Flame Princess: You know what, Finn? I don't think we're in Land of Ooo anymore.

Jake: Then where are we?

Scout: Hello, there! Welcome to the Land of Aaa!

Finn, Jake, Flame Princess, Marceline: The Land of Aaa?

Soldier: This happens to be the greatest place of all!

Heavy: A place for you and your friends to.. get your hams kicked!

Finn: Who the heck are you, guys?

Scout: We're the characters from Team Fortress 2. I'm Scout. This is Heavy, Sniper, Spy, Pyro, Demoman, Soldier, Engineer and Medic.

Heavy, Soldier, Sniper, Spy, Pyro, Demoman, Engineer, Medic: Hello.

Scout: You're gonna see Fionna, Cake, Flame Prince, and Marshall Lee.

Finn, Marceline, Flame Princess, Jake: Really?

Sniper: Yes, mate. Let's go to the treehouse.

Finn: Okay. Come on, guys.

Marceline: All right.

(Finn, Marceline, Flame Princess and Jake stand up as they follow Scout and his friends to the treehouse. At the treehouse, they stop at the corner.)

Scout: Well, here we are. The treehouse.

Finn: Thanks for taking us to the treehouse, Scout. I wonder whose house it is.

Scout: Go ahead and check it out.

Finn: All right.

(Finn, Jake, Flame Princess and Marceline walk to the front door as they bump into Fionna, Cake, Flame Prince and Marshall Lee.)

Finn: (Gasps) Whoa! You're Fionna and Cake!

Fionna: How'd you know us?

Finn: You're Fionna, Cake, Flame Prince, and Marshall Lee!

Fionna: Oh, yes. That's us.

Marshall Lee: So you're Marceline Abadeer, right?

Marceline: Yep. And you're Marshall Lee.

Marshall Lee: Yes, but actually, you can call me Marshall.

Marceline: Sure, Marshall. I'd like that nickname.

Flame Princess: So you're my opposite, aren't you?

Flame Prince: Why, yes, I am. And you may call me Phoebus.

Flame Princess: Oh. Phoebus, right. We both have gender names. Phoebus and Phoebe. At least they both start with a P. Or Finn and Fionna also both start with an F. I guess Marceline and Marshall luckily start with an M. I think Jake and Cake rhymed.

Master Chief: Of course they're rhymed and started with other names.

Finn: Who said that?

Master Chief: Right behind you.

(Finn turns around, sees Master Chief and becomes surprised.)

Finn: Master Chief? What are you doing here?

Master Chief: Well, I'm here to see you. Here, let me introduce you Cortana. She's my A.I. program.

Cortana: Hey, Finn. So good to see you.

Arbiter: Hello.

Finn: Whoa! You're Cortana and Arbiter!

Arbiter: Yes, I'm Arbiter.

Heavy: Finn, I actually had a vision in my mind.

Finn: What is it?

Heavy: Dr. Gross will return.

(Finn gasps and the scene shows flashbacks of Dr. Gross from "Preboot" and "Hide and Seek" then the flashback ends.)

Finn: That's not possible! Dr. Gross is dead!

Marceline: You knew Dr. Gross?

Heavy: Yes. She's still alive and she's finding Patience St. Pim.

Finn: Of course. It's Patience St. Pim. I should've known that.

Jake: You got the stretching thing like mine.

Cake: Yes, we can both stretch as we like.

Jake: You're my cat counterpart, right?

Cake: Yes. I'm Cake. And you're Jake.

Jake: That's right, I am.

Marshall Lee: I'm not exactly sure why you're allergic to cats, aren't you, Finn?

Finn: No, of course I'm not allergic to cats.

Cake: If you have allergies, I got you some allergy medicine.

Finn: Gee, thanks.

Scout: Anyhow, let's go to Candy-Pop Culture Kingdom.

Marshall Lee: Scout's right. Let's go.

(Finn and his friends cheer. Back at the grass hills in Ooo, Dr. Gross finds Patience St. Pim with her tracking device as she discovers her under the ground.)

Dr. Gross: This is it. I'm gonna dig and bring Patience St. Pim back to life. Good thing I got my shovel.

(Dr. Gross uses her shovel and digs then she founds Patience St. Pim. She cracks the ice and awakes Patience St. Pim. Patience St. Pim wakes up and groans then she looks at Dr. Gross.)

Patience St. Pim: Hi.

Dr. Gross: Hi.

Patience St. Pim: How you doing?

Dr Gross: Good. How about you?

Patience St. Pim: Icy! So glad you found me. Who are you anyway?

Dr. Gross: I'm Dr. Gross, and I'm seeking revenge on Finn. There's also conflict: The new age of Ooo.

Patience St. Pim: Ah, yes. So it began without me.

Dr. Gross: (Holds up a blue sword) You can begin again, Patience.

(Patience St. Pim exhales and slowly uses a blue sword.)

Patience St. Pim: You wanna be my friend?

Dr. Gross: I thought we were already friends.

Patience St. Pim: Well, I had some friends once. It didn't work out. The Land of Ooo was turned back to normal by Lumpy Space Princess.

Dr. Gross: We should start with our revenge, Dr. Gross.

Patience St. Pim: Yes. We shall find Don John the Flame Lord.

(At the Fire Kingdom, Flame King minds his own business, cooks a burger while he hums and listens to classical music on headphones. Dr. Gross and Patience St. Pim sneak past Flame King then she founds Flame Lord in the lantern. They enter the lantern then Flame Lord sees them.)

Patience St. Pim: You pathetic waste of fire elemental. We'd kill you right now if we didn't value our own lives.

Flame Lord: Who are you, ladies?

Dr. Gross: I'm Dr. Gross and this is my friend Patience St. Pim. And we want you to join us to get our revenge on Finn and his friends.

Flame Lord: Really?

Patience St. Pim: Yes, Don John.

Flame Lord: So you said my name.

Dr. Gross: Uh-huh. It could be easily the next big thing. Only if we build a new mechanical army, it'll bring Finn and his friends to us, which means it could be as popular as it certainly does.

Flame Lord: Wait a minute. So you're both saying that I could be in your team that before becomes a new team I could be one of the teammates of your team?

Patience St. Pim: Potentially.

Flame Lord: (Grins from ear to ear as his face appears on the $100 bill) You're right, ladies. I really should join you both so we can create a new mechanical army.

Dr. Gross: That's a great idea. Patience, release Don John.

Patience St. Pim: Roger that, doc.

(Patience St. Pim exits the lantern and releases Flame Lord.)

Flame Lord: Wow. I'm out. I'm finally free.

Dr. Gross: Of course you're free. Let's go to Aaa so we can have our revenge on Finn. And by the way, you got so muscular.

Flame Lord: Why, thank you. But first, let's set those villains free.

Patience St. Pim: Great idea.

(Dr. Gross, Patience St. Pim and Flame Lord teleport to Mars as Flame King walks to his chair, looks something weird, shrugs himself off then begins to eat his lunch.)

Flame King: That was strange.

(At the Candy Kingdom, Lemongrab finds Finn and his friends.)

Lemongrab: Finn? Jake? Phoebe? Marceline? Hmm. I wonder where they went. (Runs to the castle)

Lollipop Girl: Hmm. I wonder what Lemongrab's up to.

Lemongrab: Hey! Everyone! Hey! Help!

(Princess Bubblegum, BMO, Lady Rainicorn, Peppermint Butler and Lumpy Space Princess run to Lemongrab.)

Peppermint Butler: What's going on?

Lemongrab: Ice King says that Finn's gone. He probably told him to find his hat, but instead of finding the hat, he and his friends got sucked the way to some gender-swapped place! And he's never gonna...

Lumpy Space Princess: Oh, no.

Princess Bubblegum: Whoa, easy, Lemongrab. Ice King probably told him that Finn went home, that's all.

BMO: Yes.

Ice King: No, actually, Gunter's probably right.

Princess Bubblegum, Lumpy Space Princess, Peppermint Butler, Lady Rainicorn: What?

BMO: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Say what?

Ice King: Yep, Finn, Jake, Flame Princess and Marceline got sucked down through a portal in my castle to the Land of Aaa.

Princess Bubblegum, BMO, Peppermint Butler, Lumpy Space Princess, Lady Rainicorn: The Land of Aaa?

Lemongrab: Oh, no! This is crazy! What are we gonna do? What are we going to do?

Peppermint Butler: Here's what we're gonna do, Lemongrab. We're gonna go to the Land of Aaa, whatever it is, and get Finn and his friends back.

(They agree and run to the Ice Kingdom.)

Ice King: All right. But be careful. I just had the pies hot. (Sighs)

(Back in Aaa, Finn and his friends walk around the kingdom with candy and pop culture characters.)

Finn: Wow. So this is the kindgom.

Scout: Yep, it's a place with candy and pop culture references. Welcome to the Candy-Pop Culture Kingdom.

(The camera pans back to the kingom and reveals Candy-Pop Culture Kingdom along with a text. The text fades then the camera pans forward to Finn and his friends.)

Marceline: Wow. This is really realistic.

Heavy: I know. It's really awesome.

Spy: Ah, ''bonjour, mademoiselle. ''I'm Spy. I'm from Paris, France.

Marceline: Wow. It's really nice to meet you, too, Spy.

Engineer: Greetings, Marceline. I'm Engineer. I can make mechanical turrets.

Mega Man: Welcome to the Candy-Pop Culture Kingdom, Marceline.

Link: Hello.

Samus Aran: Welcome to Aaa.

Mario and Luigi: Hey, it's-a Marceline! We love your songs-a.

Marceline: Why, thank you.

Spider-Man: S'up, Marceline? I'm Spider-Man.

Marceline: Hello.

Soap MacTavish: Hey.

Finn: Oh, hello, Soap. Nice clothes.

Soap MacTavish: Why, thank you, mate. It was really nice.

(Godzilla's footsteps pound as he sees Finn and his friends and waves to them.)

Finn: Whoa! I didn't know it's Godzilla!

Flame Princess: Wow! It's the Kamen Rider costume!

Jake: Check it out! It's Grave Digger the monster truck!

Ryu Hayabusa: (Japanese) Greetings, visitors. Welcome to the Land of Aaa. I'm Ryu Hayabusa.

Marceline: (English) I'm Marceline Abadeer the Vampire Queen. It's so good to see you, my friends.

Finn: I know you have friends, right?

Marceline: Yes, I have some friends. This is Finn, Jake and Flame Princess.

Arbiter: Look, why don't you, Finn, Jake, Fionna, Cake, Flame Princess and Flame Prince go see Gumball? I'll just stay here with some people.

Finn: Sure, I'd like that. Come on, let's go see Prince Gumball.

Jake: You knew him?

Arbiter: Yes. He's the prince of Candy-Pop Culture Kingdom.

Jake: Oh. I see.

Princess Zelda: Here, let me take you here.

Flame Princess: It's Princess Zelda.

Finn: Come, let's go see Prince Gumball.

(Finn, Fionna, Jake, Cake, Flame Princess, Flame Prince, Marceline and Marshall Lee walk to Prince Gumball. At the throne, they meet Prince Gumball and Lord Monochromicorn.)

Prince Gumball: Oh. Welcome, visitors. I'm Prince Gumball and this is Lord Monochromicorn, my royalty horse.

Jake: Say, you must be the opposite of Lady Rainicorn.

Lord Monochromicorn: Yes, I am. And you're Cake's gender-swapped counterpart.

Finn: I'm surprised that you're the opposite of Princess Bubblegum, but I wanna see my parents again, but... they should come back. Damn the long trip! It ate everything! That damn lousy smug despicable piece of lying crap! (He cries hopelessly)

Prince Gumball: Wow. I knew your parents and that long trip.

Finn: Really?

Prince Gumball: Yes, but what are their names exactly?

Finn: Minerva and Martin? Holy Mary Mother of Joseph! (Faints again)

Marceline: Oh, not again! Did he... Was he... (Laughing hysterically then she faints)

Flame Princess: Huh. You don't see that every day.

(The scene flashes to Finn who lays down on Marceline's mom.)

Finn: Oh, wow. Am I dead?

Marceline's Mom: No, Finn. You're in between life and death in limbo because you fainted.

Finn: Whoa! Are you Marceline's mom?

Marceline's Mom: Why, yes, I am. There's something I need to tell you. A thousand years ago, I told Marceline to be strong and brave so I sent her to the bunker. And that's why she grew up and met Simon. Meanwhile, Simon had to leave while Marceline grew up to be a vampire killer. She killed The Empress, The Moon, The Fool, The Hierophant, and the greatest enemy of hers, The Vampire King.

Finn: Wait. The radiation didn't make you become The Vampire King, did it?

Marceline's Mom: What? No way.

Finn: Are you sure you didn't bite your daughter's neck?

Marceline's Mom: No, of course not. I didn't mean to... I didn't bite her neck and I'm not the Vampire King. (Clears throat) Anyway, Marceline met your ancestor Jo and her father Two Bread Tom. When it was night, she fought The Vampire King as he bit her neck on the boat. Anyhow, Marceline became a vampire and that's why I never saw her again. If I'm still a ghost, will I ever see Marceline?

Finn: Yes, you'll see her.

Marceline's Mom: Thanks, Finn. I'll see her. And by the way, your parents are coming. Or it could be your mother or father.

Finn: Wow! Thanks, Mrs. Abadeer! So one more thing. You think Hunson was mean to you because you've been transformed into a giant, dark cloud as your daughter suck you and you bit her neck again?

Marceline's Mom: Nah, I'm still a ghost. But you're right, Finn. My husband was mean to me because I took her in the RV. Good luck, Finn. So one last thing. Your ancestor Jo would be proud of you.

Finn: Thanks, Mrs. Abadeer.

Marceline's Mom: You're welcome, Finn.

(Marceline's mom fades to Marceline's dream.)

Finn: She's wonderful.

(The scene flashes to Marceline in purgatory.)

Marceline: Ah, geez, am I imagining things?

Marceline's Mom: You're not imagining things, but you're seeing me immediately.

(Marceline turns, sees her mother and gasps.)

Marceline: Mom! (Runs and hugs to her mother, crying)

Marceline's Mom: My sweet daughter. I missed you.

Marceline: I missed you, too, Mom.

Marceline's Mom: You're big. And you're a thousand years old. Look at you, you got a neck bite.

Marceline: What happened to you?

Marceline's Mom: You've been a vampire for so long. When you fought The Vampire King on the boat, it was another way to save his people when you wiped out the entire species. When you were a child, we sang "Everything Stays" back in the RV after I met your father. Ah, those were the good old days. (Marceline sniffles) But all that doesn't matter anymore. You're alive. I need you to be a good girl. Take care of yourself in Ooo. Be careful when you're burned by the sun. The sunlight will always melt you like ice. Goodbye, Marceline.

Marceline: Goodbye, Mom.

(The scene flashes to Finn and Marceline who wake up then they yawn. Finn gasps in shock.)

Marceline: Finn, what's wrong?

Finn: I... I just saw your mother.

Marceline: Wait, how do you know my... Oh, so that's exactly what I just saw.

Finn: You too? That's unbelievable.

(At Mars, Dr. Gross, Patience St. Pim and Flame Lord find the villains in their cells then they saw them.)

Dr. Gross: Hello, villains. I'm Dr. Gross and those are my new friends, Patience St. Pim and Flame Lord.

(Villains growl and break their cells open.)

Shredder: We're not your friends.

(Garrosh Hellscream chokes Dr. Gross and Patience St. Pim while Grom Hellscream grabs Flame Lord by the arms.)

Shredder: You don't belong here.

Dr. Gross: (Chuckles) You're right. There must be some kind of mistake.

Krang: Bite their heads off.

Dr. Gross: Wait, wait, I could get all of you to Aaa!

(They stop.)

Colossal Titan: I'm sorry, what'd you just say?

Dr. Gross: That's right, I'm so bad, I was defeated by Finn, Jake and Susan Strong known as Kara. But I barely survived the explosion. There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?

Villains: Yes.

Dr. Gross: (Garrosh and Grom Hellscream let them go) There's something more. The human we seek is in the Land of Aaa who wants his parents back for a reunion. Min and Marty.

Shredder: They mean nothing to us.

Scorpion: We'll do it.

Dr. Gross: I'm sorry?

Scorpion: You said you were gonna recruit villains to conquer every hero in culture. Am I right?

Dr. Gross: Well, yes.

Scorpion: Well, we're in. (Villains cheer)

Dr. Gross: Oh, that's nice. Because I usually got...

Colossal Titan: Still boring.

Bebop: Yeah, just get on with it.

Bowser: You want us to humiliate Finn?

Dr. Gross: Yes, I do.

Rocksteady: You want us to make him grovel at your feet?

Dr. Gross: I'd like to see that really much!

Ganondorf: You want us to make him your slave?

Dr. Gross: Yeah, I certainly do.

King K. Rool: You want us to make the kingdoms of Land of Aaa and run red with his blood?

Dr. Gross: Oh, that's...

King K. Rool: Oh. No blood? How do you feel about cherry juice?

Dr. Gross: Yes, cherry juice.

King K. Rool: Done!

Villains: Yay!

Colossal Titan: I can't wait to destroy kingdoms.

Grom Hellscream: Oh, uh, excuse me, Dr. Gross, I don't wanna be a downer, but how are we gonna get outta this prison exactly?

Dr. Gross: Oh, leave that to me. We'll travel to the Land of Aaa once and for all so we'll make Finn my slave. (Laughing evilly then she farts and sighs) Sorry. I passed gas.

(Back in Candy-Pop Culture Kingdom in Aaa, Finn, Jake, Marceline, Flame Princess, Fionna, Cake, Marshall Lee, Flame Prince, Prince Gumball and Lord Monochromicorn walk downstairs.)

Finn: So let me get this straight. You were attacked by the Ice Queen?

Prince Gumball: Well, yes, she wore it as a disguise when she came to the ball with me as my girlfriend then she tricked her into thinking that I was the prince.

Finn: Wow. I'm really beside myself. (Thunder crashes)

Marceline: Look! Up there!

(A cloud moves to the kingdom as Dr. Gross's face appears.)

Dr. Gross: Hello, Land of Aaa! The doctor of robots is back. And I've come to take over this kingdom. But first, I need to break my friends out of the giant planet prison. And I ain't talking about those damn villains dressed in cosplay! I'm talking about my new peeps. And they're just like me. The greatest villains you'll ever see. You wanna meet them?

Banana Guard: No?

Dr. Gross: Too bad. (Her mouth opens as villains fly while the people hide) He's powerful, he's on fire, and he has a spear for hand, it's Scorpion!

Scorpion: Power! (Swings through the houses) Hello, Aaa. Scorpion's back to take revenge on Sub-Zero.

Dr. Gross: Looks like we have a special guest who's like the size of a building, give it up for Colossal Titan!

Colossal Titan: Good afternoon, Land of Aaa. (Snarls and vomits cherry juice)

Dr. Gross: It's the lizard who became the greatest kings of all, it's King K. Rool.

King K. Rool: Come at me, Donkey Kong!

Dr. Gross: And rounding out the evil all-stars, The Hellscream brothers! Shredder, Krang, The Rat King, Bebop and Rocksteady, the T-800 endoskeleton, the Harvester, the Lernean Hydra, Bowser, the Cloverfield monster, Green Goblin, Frankenstein, King Dedede and Meta Knight! Ask your nerdy friends.

(Back at the prison in Mars, King Man sees nothing.)

King Man: Hello? Villains?

(In Antarctica, the text says "Antarctica" as Dr. Gross and her friends teleport to here as she evilly laughs.)

Dr. Gross: What a crew, huh? And they all work for me! Who's the greatest villain of them all now, Finn?