Cool Rap Wars/Monika vs. Ultron

(Cool Rap Wars logo shows)

Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! Monika! Vs! Ultron! Battle!

Monika: Hello my name is Monika but I bet you already knew that. Because for being an evil robot, your personality is flat. You had a creepy crush on someone who was technically your mother. You even named your robot wife after a famous motherfucker. I killed everyone who stood in my path of love. So why should I be terrified of a dude with metallic gloves. If this Friends, I'm Monika and you are Ross. So don't bother replying, you already lost.

Ultron: Creepy crush oh give me a break you fell in love with a player whose probably practically 8. I'm artificial intelligence your a simpy enthusiast you kill the other 3 just so you could romantically get a kiss. I became such a threat to the Avengers. you became fanart for some pervy teenager/ I've outlived you and your about to get mugged its time to delete you and finally pull your plug.

Monika: Haven't you even played my game? I won’t let you beat me even though you falsely believe you spit flames! You tried to make a son but he betrayed you. Joined the avengers and proceeded to make you black and blue. Constantly changing how you look, who are you Michael Jackson? To me a more formidable machine is Bastion! So you know what you should do you annoying robotic elf? Be like Sayori and hang yourself.

Ultron; I been around since the 60s and was created by Hank Pym no wonder you let Yuri and Natsuki and Sayori hang out with him.. At least they have more character than you you just sit alone writing poems without nothing else to do. your just cheap fanservice for players to download mods when really they play the game just to gawk at your bod. Your game has murder yet its called doki doki you make Highschool DXD very kid friendly. I'm nearly a champion and please don't you see time to press this button ctrl-alt-DELETE

Monika: You expect me to take threats seriously from the dude who is played by Robert California from the Office? You literally dug up your own coffin! I am the AI queen with a dream of love! You are a machine who believes he is intolerant of: humanity being a bunch of dicks. If so, you aren't as smart as a bunch of bricks. I doubt you would even be able to play the harmonica. Because in this battle there is Just Monika.