The First Day of Ghoul/Transcript

Transcript
''[In the morning, Abraham wakes up in the morning as he rises up out of his coffin bed. His hair looked messy and he was wearing his black nightshirt and matching pants.]''

[Bella is texting while drinking her Blood Cola B Negative soda]
 * Drusilla: "Hurry up, Abraham! You don't vant to be late for your first day of school!"
 * Abraham: (hoarsely) "OK, mom." [he gets out of his coffin Bed and is ready to brush his teeth, but he realized that he can't look in the mirror because his reflection isn't here. In the mirror, his reflection looked like an invisible boy wearing pajamas] "I can't even see myself in the mirror?! Strange. Must've been dreaming..." [he used the toothpaste, brushed his fangs, used mouthwash, gargles and spat out in the sink] "My teeth are squeaky clean!" [he puts on a black raglan baseball top, red jeans, and black sneakers as he goes downstairs for breakfast. His bat, Drac appeared out of nowhere and starts flying across the room. It squeaked very loudly.] "Vhat is my school day is going to be?"
 * Drusilla: "Hmmmm...I dunno. Count Vladimir?"
 * Vladimir: "Vell, you're going to Gravesville Intermediate along vith Bella. She's turning 150 in a fev veeks."
 * Abraham: "But I'm 110! Vampires are supposed to be in their hundreds!"
 * Bella: "I might be going to Ghastly High. It's one of the coolest places on Earth! Someday, I'll be a sophomore!"
 * Abraham: "Vhen you're my age, you used to go there..."
 * Drusilla: "Now, now, ve talked about this. This school is for grades 6-8."
 * Bella: "Then vhy do you alvays replace a "V" vith a "W". Shouldn't you be in Fanguage Arts?"
 * Abraham: "Vampires usually do that."
 * Vladimir: "Gravesville Intermediate kind of reminds me of middle school..."
 * Abraham: "But I need to make friends! Either verevolves, ghosts, vitches, mummies, and even sirens!"
 * Drusilla, Vladimir and Bella: "Sirens?!"
 * Abraham: "Yeah. Sirens are just creatures vho are not even mermaids or vinged creatures but monsters disguised as humans to hypnotize people vith their singing voices.