WikiPlays/Fire Emblem Apocalypse Part 1: Exposition Dump

Intro
Noah: Hey, I'm grump!

Dillon: I'm also grump!

Noah & Dillon: And we're not the Game Grumps!

Script
Dillon: Noah I bought a new game.

(Pulls out Fire Emblem Apocalypse)

Noah: OOOOOOOOOOOOH! Does it have Leo Howard in it?

Dillon: Nope! It is an original plot so yeah.

Noah: Oh, interesting!

Dillon: Let's put it in.

(They do)

* The title screen is shown.*

Noah: Wow, this is more colorful than the LGBTQ flag.

* Cuts to a disclaimer saying: "NOTE: WIKIPLAYS, COOLOT1 OR BIONDIPASTAS DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST LGBTQ MEMBERS. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT, THIS IS ONLY A STUPID JOKE. THANK YOU FOR READING.*

Dillon: It does look cool.

* Presses play as it cuts to a character selection*

Noah: I don't recognize any of these guys. I think they're all original chars.

Dillon: Yeah I think so.

Noah: I'm gonna choose this guy.

* Noah chooses Ervgard*

Noah: Who the hell is Ervgard?

Dillon: Good thing this has a co-op mode.

* Dillon picks Celine*

Noah: They're not trying with these names, are they? Hope the story is interesting.

Dillon: I mean they are slightly effective.

Game audio: It has been 500 years since Archanea has been destroyed.

Noah (VO): Oh wow, this game actually has audio.

Game audio: And the world has evolved forming New Archanea.

Noah (VO): Yikes.

Game audio: A new king, Atticus of New Archanea, has been terrorizing locales and managing labor unfairly, causing outrage among the land.

Noah (VO): Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, we might need the clipboard for this one.

Dillon: Got the clipboard!

Noah: Alright, give it to me, I'mma write this shit down. (writing on the clipboard) Archanea is now New Archanea and King Atticus is terrorizing people and forcing slavery.

* The scene then cuts to a hut*

Noah (VO): Okay. (writing) In a hut.

* Our main characters are now in the hut*

''Erygard: I need to save my family from poverty. Maybe battling against King Atticus will prove myself worthy of fortune, but I need an army first.''

Noah (VO): This isn't Fire Emblem. This is shit I wrote in 4th grade!

''Celine: I'll help you! Brother.''

Noah (VO): Even worse. This is shit I do in Kingdom Life II.

Dillon (VO): It is only the first minute.

Game audio: The earth dragons have returned, this time to terrorize New Archanea.

Noah (VO): Oh! Shit! (writing) Earth dragons are back. They wanna terrorize New Archanea.

Dillon (VO): Of course they do!

Noah (VO): Maybe the strategy of the game will be okay? I don't know.

Dillon (VO): Or the plot evolves into something good.

Noah (VO): There's, like, no motivation. Stuff just happens and it doesn't even feel like Fire Emblem. Hell, I'd believe it if it was, like, Minecraft, or something!

Dillon: Agreed.