WikiViews Editorials: Will There Ever Be a Good Video Game Movie?

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* Noah is lying on his couch.*

Noah: Oh, good Lord, will there ever be a good video game movie?

* Nerdman appears.*

Nerdman: Hey, Noah! How's it going?

Noah: I just saw the Fire Emblem movie, and I don't have any hope for video game movies anymore.

Nerdman: Well, I mean, Detective Pikachu was pretty good.

Noah: Saying Detective Pikachu is a good movie would be like saying Taco Bell is good food. It'll hold you over, but it's nothing of substance.