Détendez-vous, Jasiri! (Life as a Outlander episode)/Transcript

Narrator: Life as a Outlander Narrator: Détendez-vous, Jasiri! Reirei: Kiburi, don't you remember that Jasiri marked out this water hole for us? Kiburi: Yeah, and what do I care, it's not in the Outlands one way or another? '''Reirei: Of course not, who would care? except for all of Jasiri's clan, including her.''' Kiburi: Your ironies to try to terrify me do not instill any fear in me, Reirei, I will only say that Jasiri would get angry and scold me if she herself came to speak! Reirei: I think it's better to disappear, Kiburi, otherwise I'll be able to prove my thinking that crocodiles are nothing more than family-sized lizards even today '''Kiburi: Then you can summon a continental army of jackals, because you alone won't even tickle. *laughs intensely*''' Reirei: *grunting* TODAY I WILL FEED MY PUPPIES A MUTANT LIZARD FOR DINNER! Chungu: LADY QUEEN JASIRI! Jasiri: AAAHHH! Chungu: *panting* Sorry to startle you, Your Majesty, and to walk into the government headquarters looking like a "madhyen", but Reirei and Kiburi are crashing in the waterhole to the northwest Jasiri: Now that you've taken me to the ground with such a shock that I took due to the fuss, you decide to tell me the reason behind the scandal!? Jasiri: Go get Janja and the other boys, and just tell them to go to this waterhole, tell them it's an emergency situation, because there are two compatriots fighting, and that its don't needed my permission, just tell them that I told them to go Chungu: But Jasiri, they won't take my word for it... '''Chungu: Especially Janja, who loves coming here just to say "hi" to you, even for no reason. *look suggestively*''' '''Jasiri: *get angry* Wow that's funny! now get out of here before I cut your midday off, then you're the one who's going to have to say a lot of "hellos" to me in order to win that back!''' '''Chungu: Alright Jasiri! *exits quickly* '''Jasiri: I just call Janja to give her "honor massages" *laugh* Madoa: Jasiri! '''Jasiri: Uh! Hi Madoa, what going on?''' '''Madoa: It's about Mzingo, so needless to say it's bullshit, and again, related to that strange talk of demo... uh...''' Jasiri: Democracy? Madoa: Right, exactly this! Madoa: He decided to go with his parliament to try to resolve a feud between two Galagos clans. Jasiri: But there is no group, not even a minority, of Galagos that live in the Outlands, they usually live in the Pridelands or the Backlands. Madoa: Exactly, while they made their common private meetings, in the Pridelands, he heard the clans fighting and thought it was a good idea to intervene, and try to introduce this "democracy" to the galagos, then he gave the hint that a vote should be taken Jasiri: Well, that's no much problem so far Madoa: Yes, but the confusion starts now, as the two clans had the same number of galagos, there was a tie, and then the discussion returned, and to make matters worse, Mzingo still offended the two clans saying that they were a bunch of "silly insects" Jasiri: *laughs* And what a big problem on top of that Sis- *stops laughing and goes wide-eyed* Jasiri: Galagos feed on insects! Madoa: Exactly, as soon as they were called and compared to beings inferior to them in the food chain, both sides felt extremely offended, and attacked Mzingo and the other vultures.