Fozzie and Doris for Life transcript

Prologue: The Muppet Family Boarding House
Kermit: "Well, everybody, it's a lovely peaceful morning, there's no rainstorm clouds to get us worried about."

Miss Piggy: "Good thing, 'cause all of my beautiful flower plants need to be safe and secure to bloom out there."

Fozzie walks right into the dining room with a gift bag in his right hand.

Kermit: "Hey, Fozzie, what's that you got here?"

Fozzie: "It's a gift bag for Doris, Kermit, I'm giving this to her when she arrives here."

Kermit: "Oh good, you found somebody who really loves your jokes."

Fozzie: "Yeah right, [Sighs Heavily] except Statler and Waldorf for instance."

Scooter: "Well she should be here any single minute now."

Fade to a black screen......

[Theme Tune Music In Background]

Kermit: "It's time to get things started again."

[Short Version Of The Muppet Show Theme Tune In Background]

Scene 1: Outside the Muppet Family Boarding House/waiting for Doris
Kermit: "Okay, everybody, Doris Bruins should be here any single minute now."

Gonzo: "We heard she's arriving here in a taxi cab."

Fisher-Reynolds Street
Doris is riding in Stanley's taxi cab.........

Doris: "Thanks for giving me a ride in your taxi cab, Stanley, I really appreciate it, I can't wait to see Fozzie when I get back home to the boarding house."

Stanley: "You're welcome, Doris, anytime."

Stanley and Doris continue driving around in the taxi cab and they go from Fisher-Reynolds Street to Oz-Hunt Park to Bowie-Weilder Street to Paxton-Haygarth Street.

Back outside the Muppet Family Boarding House
Fozzie: "Oh boy, I can hardly wait 'til she sees what I got for her."

Walter: "So can I, Fozzie, we'll just wait 'til she arrives."

Bean notices Stanley's taxi cab coming right up to their drive way.

Bean: "Look, here she comes right now!"

Stanley and Doris pull right up to the driveway and Doris comes right outta Stanley's taxi cab.

Fozzie: "Hey, Doris, you're here, look what I got for you from the gift shop."

Doris: "Oh really, Fozzie, what did you get for me?"