WikiViews/Blue's Clues: The Great Comeback

(shows logo but with a blue pawprint on the i in the WikiViews logo as it cuts to Dillon holding Blues Clues auditions but using actual famous celebrities)

Dillon: OK go!!

(Samuel L Jackson is shown0

Samuel L. Jackson: YOU BETTER FIND THAT MOTHERFUCKING CLUE KIDS OR I WILL MOTHERFUCKING KILL YOU ALL!

Dillon: Next!

(Jerry Seinfeld is in line)

Jerry: What's the deal with finding clues on a dog, And why is she blue anyways? Did someone spray paint her to be blue?

Dillon: Next!

(Seth Rogen comes)

Seth Rogen: Hey Blue... have some pot?

Dillon: NEXT!!!!

(Nicolas Cage is next up)

Nicolas Cage: I'm gonna write these clues down in my handy dandy notebook maybe it can help me find The Declaration of Independence.

Dillon: Next!

(Bob Ross comes)

Bob Ross: Help me Blue create these beautiful smooth paintings.

Dillon: Aren't you dead?

(Nolan enters the room)

Nolan: Hey Dillon what'cha up to?

Bob Ross: I'll just go...

Nolan: Uh ok but what are you doing?

(Noah enters the room)

Noah: Hey, I have a really exciting mystery that's actually interesting.

Dillon: Nani?

Noah: The mystery of why the fuck do we keep reviewing the same shit over and over again?

(Suddenly Pepe the King Prawn comes)

Pepe: Is it too late to audition for Blues Clues?

Noah: Wait, why the fuck are you guys talking about Blue's Clues?

Dillon: I'm holding an audition.

Noah: For what? Who plays whoever the fuck hosts it this time? Because if you want the next Steve or Joe or whatever, just hire a registered sex offender to act all perverted in front of the camera.

(Suddenly Harvey Weinstein comes)

Noah: Bingo! He DID find a way to break out of jail. I knew it!

Dillon: We found our registered sex offender.

Harvey Weinstein: Aw man, that's hot. Yeah, so what hot thing are we doing today?

Dillon: Congrats Harvey Weinstein, you are the new host of Blue's Clues.