Cool Rap Wars/Mr. Burns vs. Lex Luthor

Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! Mr. Burns! Vs! Lex Luthor! Battle!

Lex: Let me get this straight, you want to battle me? The billionaire extraordinaire vs. the dude who's show has terrible writing? I rap stronger than Superman so you better listen! What is it with you and your money making mission? I am a hero out to protect Metropolis from evil aliens! While you constantly reject a goddamn gay man. So this battle is over Burns even before it started. Because when I rap, I am certainly not lighthearted.

Mr. Burns: Excellent I've got me a villian whose  a real challenger your obsessed with Kryptonite yet aren't a good buisness manager. I'm a more convining threat who is a nod to Vincent Price. You destroyed new Krypton and killed family members long with your wife. I Saved Springfield Elementary From Financial Debt. You Allowed An Alien Invasion To Happen yet people still think your no threat. I'm the most successful man to be more better than Dick Tracy. The only thing people remember you by is being played by Kevin Spacey.

Lex: That's all you got, played by Kevin Spacey? You are the idiot who got shot by a baby. I am a multimillionaire with an ingenious brain. You can't even remember your own employees' names. I became the goddamn president. While you should be a resident. Your name is Burns, how ironic. Because you are forgotten and I am iconic.

Mr. Burns: Is that the best you got Smitthers get me my notes allow to tell you the things on why people hate you the most its treason. You go up to women and leave them for no reason. You think your the towns hero your plans don't even go so well. Even the Jokers plans that excel. You betrayed your own son and made a lois robot how weird. You nearly destroyed the universe for a couple of years. Your mech suit only works with you using a green shard, what you need is some sense to get that head serious and hard, and your plans in the movies weren't very so slim. Though you were played by Gene Hackman only thing i saw was Robin Williams. I've beaten you down and crushed Lex Now Release the Hounds consider your career dead.

Smithers Uh. should i mark that dead now Mr.Burns?

Mr. Burns: Yes Smitters

Lex: You really think that verse was something? It sounded like it was written by monkeys! I went toe to toe with Superman and Darkseid! You look like someone who would support the apartied. When I think of Simpsons villains I think of Fat Tony and Sideshow Bob. Not this weird balding pathetic slob. I may be bald but I am in my prime. While you are far past your prime. It's over Burns, you just got roasted. Your defeat is like my bread, toasted.

Mr. Burns: Your just Marvel's J. Jonah if you were a villain. The only thing I can label you under is sin. Your real name is Alexander but provoked war between two  nations. You only hate Supes because your second best doesn't work for your patience. Tell me if this sounds familiar. Man obsessed with a hero who works for buisness both want to prove justice to the city this heroes not what he is. Your origin was shattered due to an abusive parent I'm glad you took the route the way your father went. Admit it Joseph Luthor I've destroyed you very well now pack up everything and forever leave Smallville.