Big Hero 6 (My Version)/Transcript

[The scene opens with logos before the scene fades up to the city of San Fransokyo while the credits come up: "Walt Disney Pictures presents", "In Association with Media Rights Capital", and "A Roth Films/Bad Robot/A113 Production" as the thuds sound are heard until the bot fight appears in the alley Yama defeats the fighter as Little Yama uses the buzz saw to defeat the fighter's robot and the crowd cheers while the fighter becomes surprised.]

Ringleader: The winner by total annihilation... Yama!

Yama: Who's next? Who has the guts to step into the ring, with Little Yama?

[The other bot fighters become nervous and hide their robots as one of them rips its head off.]

Hiro: Can I try? I have a robot. I built it myself. (shows Yama his little, innocent robot, Megabot)

[Yama laughs raucously as the crowd falls in.]

Ringleader: Beat it, kid. House rules. You gotta pay to play.

Hiro: Oh. Uh... is this enough? [holds up a handful of money]

Yama: What's your name, little boy?

Hiro: [shyly] I'm Hiro. Hiro Hamada.

Yama: Prepare your bot, Zero.

[Hiro and Yama prepare their bots as they sit crisscrossed. Yama cracks his joint and Hiro makes a joint cracking sound.]

Ringleader: Two bots enter, one bot leaves. Fighters ready? Fight!

[The fight starts as Little Yama destroys Megabot and Yama laughs.]

Hiro: That was my first fight. I-I- Ca- Can I try again?

Yama: No one likes a sore loser, little boy. (chuckles) Go home.

Hiro: I've got more money.

[He reluctantly places the rest of his money on the plate for a second fight.]

Ringleader: Fighters ready? Fight!

[Suddenly, Megabot reassembles itself. Hiro drops his shy, innocent little boy act.]

Hiro: Megabot, destroy. (grins evilly)

Yama: Huh?

[Megabot fights Little Yama as Yama tries to destroy Megabot while Hiro controls Megabot.]

Yama: What the hell?

[Megabot tears Little Yama's arms off and punches its head and pops it off as it wins the second fight while the crowd gasps and then Megabot takes a bow.]

Hiro: No more Little Yama.

Yama: But, what... (angrily) This is not possible!

Hiro: (while he takes the money) Hey, I'm as surprised as you are. Beginner's luck. Do you wanna go again, Yama? (Yama approaches him closely) Oh, damn.

[Yama pushes Hiro against the wall and grabs his Megabot.]

Yama: No one hustles Yama!

Hiro: Whoa, hey.

Yama: Teach him a lesson.

[Yama's gang laughs and approaches Hiro to beat him up.]

Hiro: Hey, fellas. Let's talk about this.

[Yama's gang member cracks his knuckles, but suddenly, Tadashi's motorcycle arrives at the alley as Yama and his gang fall like dominoes.]

Tadashi: Hiro, get on!

Hiro: Tadashi! (hops on Tadashi's motorcycle) Oh, good timing!

[Tadashi puts a helmet on Hiro's head as he drives and Yama stands up and looks at Hiro's Megabot.]

Yama: Aha! Oh, mama.

[Megabot beats up Yama as he yells and then Megabot goes to Hiro and Hiro catches it.]

Tadashi: Are you okay?

Hiro: Yes.

Tadashi: Are you hurt?

Hiro: No.

Tadashi: Then what the hell were you thinking, knucklehead?! (turns his motorcycle around) You graduated high school when you were 13, and this is what you're doing?

Yama: There they are! Hey!

Tadashi: (sees a ramp) Hold on!

[Tadashi drives through the ramp and makes his motorcycle jump.]

Hiro: Yes!

[Tadashi's motorcycle lands and drives away.]

Tadashi: Bot fighting is illegal! You're gonna get yourself arrested!

Hiro: Bot fighting is not illegal. Betting on bot fighting, that's- that's illegal. But so lucrative. (holds out a fat wad of money he won from the Bot Fight) I'm on a roll, big brother! (throws arms up victoriously) And there is no stopping me!

[Then, all of a sudden, Tadashi stops his motorcycle and sees the police.]

Tadashi: Oh, damn.

[The police car door opens as Chief Brent walks to Hiro and Tadashi.]

Chief Brent: Well, well, well. Lookee who we have here. Hiro Hamada and his big brother, Tadashi.

Hiro: Is there a problem, chief?

Chief Brent: Oh, there's a problem I'd like to tell you both about bot fighting. Betting's unacceptable and I'm placing you and your brother under arrest for illegal betting on bot fighting. Lock them up.

[The officers cuff Hiro and Tadashi and the scene cuts to Hiro and Tadashi locked up in two separate cells. Hiro chuckles awkwardly and waves his hand while Tadashi's with the bot fighters. The scene cuts to Aunt Cass who walks around with the truck as Officer Silvers opens the door.]

Officer Silvers: Have a good night.

Hiro and Tadashi: (shamefully) Hi, Aunt Cass.

Aunt Cass: (worried) Are you guys okay? Tell me you're okay.

Hiro: We're fine.

Tadashi: We're okay.

Aunt Cass: Oh, good. (she grabs Hiro and Tadashi by the ear and drags them both to the truck) Then what were you two knuckleheads thinking?!

[The scene cuts to Aunt Cass who drives the truck as Hiro and Tadashi hold their ears.]

Aunt Cass: For ten years, I have done the best I could to raise you.

[The scene cuts to Aunt Cass who closes the truck door as she walks to the front door at Lucky Cat Cafe.]

Aunt Cass: Have I been perfect? No. Do I know anything about children? No! Should I pick up a book on parenting?! Probably! Where the hell was I going with this? I had a damn point.

Tadashi: Sorry.

Hiro: We love you, Aunt Cass.

Aunt Cass: Well, I love you too! (opens the front door, turns on the lights and picks a chocolate donut) I had to close up early because of you two felons. On beat poetry night. (takes a bite into a chocolate donut) Stress eating. Because of you. Come on, Mochi. (Mochi wakes up and meows) This is really good!

[Aunt Cass walks away as Hiro and Tadashi go upstairs to their room and Hiro goes on the computer.]

Tadashi: You better make this up to Aunt Cass before she eats everything in the cafe.

Hiro: For damn sure.

Tadashi: And I hope you learned your lesson, smartass.

Hiro: (turns his chair around) Absolutely.

Tadashi: You're going bot fighting, aren't you?

Hiro: There's a fight across town. If I book, I can still make it.

[Hiro tries to go bot fighting as he takes Megabot, but Tadashi stops Hiro as he grabs him by the hoodie.]

Tadashi: When are you gonna start doing something with that big brain of yours?

Hiro: What? Go to college like you? So people can tell me stuff I already know?

Tadashi: Unbelievable. Oh, what would Mom and Dad say?

Hiro: I don't know. They're gone. They died when I was three, remember?

[Tadashi has an idea.]

Tadashi: Hey! (throws a helmet to Hiro) I'll take you.

Hiro: Really?

Tadashi: (sighs) I can't stop you from going, but I'm not gonna let you go on your own.

Hiro: Sweet.

[The scene goes to San Fransokyo Institute of Technology as Tadashi and Hiro ride on a motorcycle.]

Hiro: What are we doing at your nerd school? Bot fight's that way!

[They have arrived at Ito Ishioka Robotics Lab.]

Tadashi: Gotta grab something.

[The scene goes to Hiro and Tadashi who walk at the hall to Tadashi's laboratory.]

Hiro: Is this gonna take long?

Tadashi: Relax, you big baby. We'll be in and out. Anyway, you've never seen my lab. (opens the door and enters his lab)

Hiro: Oh, great, I get to see your nerd lab.

Go Go: Heads up!

Hiro: Whoa!

[Go Go puts her magnetic bike on two magnets as she takes the magnetic wheel off and throws it back on. Hiro looks at robotics controlled by inventors as he swipes his hand with Go Go's gravity bike electro-mag suspension.]

Hiro: Damn. Electro-mag suspension? (whistles)

Go Go: Hey. Who the hell are you?

Hiro: Oh, uh-

Tadashi: Go Go, this is my brother, Hiro.

Go Go: (takes her helmet off and blows her bubblegum) Welcome to the nerd lab, smartass.

Hiro: (chuckles nervously) Yeah. I've never seen electro-mag suspension on a bike before.

Go Go: Zero resistance. Faster bike. (removes one of the wheels) But not fast enough. (tosses the wheel into a bin) Yet.

[Hiro hears electricity crackle as he approaches Wasabi.]

Wasabi: Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Do not move. Behind the line, please.

[Hiro goes behind the line.]

Tadashi: Hey, Wasabi. This is my brother, Hiro.

Wasabi: (lifts his goggles up) Hello, Hiro. (puts it back on) Prepare to be amazed. Catch.

[Wasabi throws an apple at laser-induced plasma as the apple slices it in thin as Hiro takes one.]

Hiro: Mary, mother of God. (Wasabi makes his laser-induced plasma visible, creating a green glow) Laser-induced plasma?

Wasabi: Oh, yeah. With a little magnetic confinement for, uh, ultra-precision.

Hiro: (picks up a magnifying glass and examines it) Wow. How do you find everything in this mess?

Wasabi: Oh! I have a system. (puts a magnifying glass back in its place) There's a place for everything, and everything in its place.

Go Go: (snatches a wrench from Wasabi's system) Need this!

Wasabi: (freaks out) You can't do that, damn it! It's anarchy! Society has damn rules!

Honey Lemon: (while she rolls a huge ball of tungsten carbide as she listens to music on her earbuds, squeezing past Hiro and Tadashi) Excuse me! Coming through! (places it on a lift) Tadashi! (sees Hiro) Oh, my God, you must be Hiro! (gasps) I've heard so much about you! (removes her earbuds and kisses Hiro on both cheeks) Perfect timing! Perfect timing! (uses the lift to elevate the ball)

Hiro: That's a whole lot of tungsten carbide.

Honey Lemon: 400 pounds of it! Come here, come here, come here, come here. (enthusiastically drags Hiro to a large kit filled with various liquid chemicals at the ready) You're gonna love this! A dash of perchloric acid, a smidge of cobalt, a hint of hydrogen peroxide (takes out a small hand-held flamethrower and heats up the formula) super-heated to 500 Kelvin, and... (sprays the pink formula around the ball then uses magnetic force to attract it onto the ball) Ta-da! It's really great, huh?

Hiro: It's so... pink.

Honey Lemon: Here's the best part. (giggles and lightly touches the ball with her finger. Instantly, the ball explodes into a cloud of pink dust)

Hiro: Hot damn.

Honey Lemon: (covered in pink dust) I know, right? (laughs and removes her glasses) Chemical metal embrittlement!

Tadashi: Not bad, Honey Lemon.

Hiro: Honey Lemon? Go Go? Wasabi?

Wasabi: I spill wasabi on my shirt one time, people. One time! (pushes the door open)

Tadashi: (chuckles) Fred is the one who comes up with the nicknames.

Hiro: Uh, who's Fred?

Fred: (appears behind Hiro in his mascot costume) This guy! Right here!

Hiro: (turns around, shrieks in surprise and jumps back in alarm)

Fred: Uh-uh, don't be alarmed. (lifts up his costume head) It is just a suit. This is not my real face and body. (shakes Hiro's hand) The name's Fred. School mascot by day, but by night... (does several impressive moves with the sign he's carrying) I am also a school mascot.

Hiro: So, what's your major?

Fred: No, no, no, I'm not a student. But I am a major science enthusiast. I've been trying to get Honey to develop a formula... (shows Hiro the comic book cover) that can turn me into a fire-breathing lizard at will. But she says that's "not science."

Honey Lemon: It's really not.

Fred: Yeah, and I guess the shrink ray I asked Wasabi for isn't "science" either. Is it?

Wasabi: Nope.

Fred: Well, then, what about "invisible sandwich"?

Tadashi: Hiro.

Fred: Imagine eating a sandwich, but everybody just thinks you're crazy.

Wasabi: Just stop.

[While they chat, Hiro enters Tadashi's office.]

Hiro: So, uh, what have you been working on?

Tadashi: (picks up a roll of duct tape) I'll show you. (unreels it and rips it into a rectangle)

Hiro: Duct tape? (sighs) I hate to break it to you, bro. Already been invented. Hey!

[Tadashi puts a rectangular tape on Hiro's forearm and rips it like a bandage.]

Hiro: (screams) Oh! Dude! Ow!

[Baymax activates itself.]

Tadashi: This is what I've been working on.

[Baymax walks to Hiro, but he notices a spinning chair, picks it up and places it to the desk, and then he waves at Hiro.]

Baymax: Hello. I am Baymax. Your personal healthcare companion. I was alerted to the need from medical attention when you said, "Ow."

Hiro: A robotic nurse.

Baymax: On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?

Hiro: Physical or emotional? (Tadashi fake frowns)

Baymax: I will scan you now. (scans Hiro) Scan complete. You have a slight epidermal abrasion on your forearm. I suggest an anti-bacterial spray.

Hiro: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's in the spray, specifically?

Baymax: The primary ingredient is bacitracin.

Hiro: (clicks tongue) That's a bummer. I'm actually allergic to that.

Baymax: You are not allergic to bacitracin. You do have a mild allergy to... (holds up finger) peanuts.

Hiro: Hmm. Not bad. (Baymax sprays his forearm with his anti-bacterial spray) You've done some serious coding on this thing, huh?

Tadashi: Uh-huh. Programmed him with over 10,000 medical procedures. (taps Baymax's panel to make it open and show Hiro the green chip) This chip is what makes Baymax, Baymax.

[Hiro pushes the green chip and Baymax's panel closes it as he walks around Baymax.]

Hiro: (presses Baymax twice with his finger) Vinyl?

Tadashi: Yeah, going for a non-threatening, huggable kind of thing.

Hiro: Looks like a walking marshmallow. No offense.

Baymax: I am a robot. I cannot be offended.

Hiro: Hyperspectral cameras? (taps Baymax's lens)

Tadashi: Yep.

Hiro: Huh. (sees Baymax's skeleton through his skin) Titanium skeleton?

Tadashi: Carbon fiber.

Hiro: Right. Even lighter. (gasps) Killer actuators. Where did you get those?

Tadashi: Oh, machined them right here, in-house.

Hiro: Really?

Tadashi: Yep. He can lift 1,000 pounds.

Hiro: My God.

Baymax: You have been a good boy. Have a lollipop. (shows a lollipop to Hiro)

Hiro: Nice. (takes a lollipop, removes the wrapper and puts it in his mouth)

Baymax: I cannot deactivate until you say you are satisfied with your care.

Hiro: Well then, I'm satisfied with my care.

[Baymax walks back to the charging station and deactivates itself.]

Tadashi: He's gonna help a lot of people.

Hiro: Hey, what kind of battery does it use?

Tadashi: Lithium ion.

Hiro: You know, supercapacitors would charge way faster.

Tadashi: Huh.

Professor Callaghan: (opens the door) Burning the midnight oil, Mr. Hamada?

Tadashi: Oh, hey, Professor. Actually, I was just finishing up.

Professor Callaghan: You must be Hiro. Bot-fighter, right? When my daughter was younger, that's all she wanted to do. May I?

Hiro: Uh, sure. (gives his Megabot to Professor Callaghan)

Professor Callaghan: (examines Megabot) Hmm. Magnetic-bearing servos.

Hiro: Pretty sick, huh? Wanna see how I put 'em together?

Tadashi: (knocks at the window as the window changes) Hey, genius! He invented them. (the window changes again)

Hiro: You're Robert Callaghan? (stammering) Like, as in, the Callaghan-Catmull spline, and Callaghan's "Laws of Robotics?"

Professor Callaghan: That's right. (gives Megabot back to Hiro) Ever think about applying here? Your age wouldn't be an issue.

Tadashi: Oh, I don't know. He's pretty serious about his career in bot-fighting.

Hiro: Well, kind of serious.

Professor Callaghan: I can see why. With your bot, winning must come easy.

Hiro: Yeah, I guess.

Professor Callaghan: Well, if you like things easy, then my program isn't for you. We push the boundaries of robotics here. My students go on to shape the future. Nice to meet you, Hiro. Good luck with the bot fights.

[Professor Callaghan lets go of the elevator door as it closes. The scene cuts to Tadashi who starts his motorcycle engine.]

Tadashi: We gotta hurry if you wanna catch that bot-fight.

Hiro: I have to go here. (stammers) If I don't go to this nerd school, I'm gonna lose my mind. How do I get in?

[Tadashi has an idea as the scene cuts to Hiro and Tadashi's bedroom as Tadashi staples the SFIT Showcase banner on the wall.]

Tadashi: Every year, the school has a student showcase. You come up with something that blows Callaghan away, you're in. But, it's gotta be great.

[Hiro looks at the banner.]

Hiro: Trust me. It will be.

[Hiro cracks his knuckles as he takes a pencil, sharpens it with an automatic pencil sharpener and prepares to draw while "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor plays at the beginning in the background and then the song slows and stops. The scene cuts to Hiro who has no ideas to come up.]

Hiro: Nothing! No ideas! Useless, empty brain!

Tadashi: (sarcastically) Wow. Washed up at 14. So sad.

Hiro: I go nothing! I'm done. I'm never getting in.

Tadashi: (goes to Hiro) Hey, I'm not giving up on you.

[Tadashi grabs Hiro by the ankles and places them on his shoulders.]

Hiro: (shrieks) What are you doing?

Tadashi: (while he shakes Hiro) Shake things up! Use that big brain of yours to think your way out.

Hiro: (scoffs) What?

Tadashi: Look for a new angle.

[Hiro sighs as he looks at Megabot.]

Hiro: Huh.

[The camera turns upside down and pans forward to black screen. Hiro opens the garage door and places his Megabot. In time-lapse, Hiro works on microbots and he dozes off until all of the microbots are in 12 blue bins. Tadashi walks to Hiro as Hiro opens the lid. Hiro and Tadashi fist bump and make explosion sound. The scene goes to SFIT Showcase where the crowd walks around and looks at the latest inventions.]

Tadashi: Wow, a lot of sweet tech here today. How are you feeling?

Hiro: You're talking to an ex-bot fighter. Takes a lot more than this to rattle me.

Go Go: Yep. He's nervous.

Honey Lemon: Oh.

Fred: Oh, you have nothing to fear, little fellow.

Honey Lemon: He's so tense.

Hiro: No, I'm not.

Honey Lemon: Relax, Hiro. Your tech is amazing. Tell him, Go Go.

Go Go: Stop whining. Woman up.

Hiro: I'm fine!

Wasabi: What do you need, little man? Deodorant? Breath mint? Fresh pair of shimmy pants?

Go Go: Shimmy pants? You need serious help. He always wears shorts.

Wasabi: Hey, I come prepared.

Fred: I haven't done laundry in six months. One pair lasts me four days. I go front, I go back, I go inside-out. Then I go front and back.

Wasabi: (gags)

Tadashi: Wow. That is both disgusting and awesome.

Go Go: Don't encourage him.

Fred: It's called recycling.

Announcer: (over PA) Next presenter, Hiro Hamada.

Fred: (chuckles) Oh, yeah. This is it.

Hiro: I guess I'm up.

Honey Lemon: (takes a camera out of her pocket) Okay, photo, photo! Everybody say, "Hiro."

All: Hiro!

[Honey Lemon takes a picture from her phone.]

Fred: Yeah!

Honey Lemon: We love you, Hiro! Good luck!

Go Go; Don't mess it up.

Wasabi: Break a leg, little man.

Fred: (rolls a bin full of microbots) Science, hell yeah!

Tadashi: All right, bro. This is it. Come on, don't leave me hanging. What's going on?

Hiro: I really wanna go here.

Tadashi: Hey. You got this.

[Hiro walks onstage with a microphone.]

Hiro: (clears throat) Uh... hi. My name is Hiro...

[A microphone feedback squeals.]

Crowd: (groans)

Hiro: (stammers) Sorry. My name is Hiro Hamada, and I've been working on something that I think is pretty cool. I hope you like it. (puts on a headset as it powers up and takes out a microbot from his pocket) This is a microbot.

[A microbot whirs as a man leaves.]

Tadashi: (softly) Breathe.

Hiro: (takes a deep breath) It doesn't look like much, but when it links up with the rest of its pals...

[The microbots come out of the bins and come onstage as the crowd gasps they assemble to a cube.]

Hiro: things get a little more interesting.

[A microbot goes to the rest and the crowd exclaims as Krei's assistant pats Krei on the arm.]

Hiro: The microbots are controlled with this neural transmitter. (takes a headset off and puts it back on)

Crowd: Whoa!

Hiro: I think what I want them to do... (The microbots form into a hand as the crowd exclaims) they do it.

[A hand waves as Aunt Cass gasps and waves at Hiro as Krei puts the headset back on the table and goes to Hiro with his assistant.]

Hiro: The applications for this tech are limitless. Construction. (The microbots build a structure) What used to take teams of people working by hand for months or years, can now be accomplished by one person. (Hiro goes on top of the structure) And that's just the beginning. How about transportation? Microbots can move anything anywhere, with ease.

[Hiro walks on microbots as they hang onto Hiro's ankles and he and Tadashi share a high five then the microbots place the sphere on the table.]

Hiro: If you can think it, the microbots can do it. (The microbots form an escelator as Hiro goes onstage again) The only limit is your imagination. (The microbots fall and form into a giant microbot) Microbots!

[The crowd cheers and applauds as a mechanical arm and a hand applaud. Hiro and the microbots take a bow.]

Aunt Cass: That's my nephew! Whoo! My family! I love my family!

Tadashi: Yes! Nailed it!

Hiro: (laughs)

[Hiro and Tadashi do a handshake as they fist bump and make an explosion sound.]

Honey Lemon: You did it!

Go Go: Not bad!

Fred: Yeah! You just blew my mind, dude!

Honey Lemon: They loved you. That was amazing!

Krei: Yes. With some development, your tech could be revolutionary.

Hiro: (chuckles) Alistair Krei!

Krei: May I?

[Hiro gives a microbot to Krei.]

Krei: Hmm. Extraordinary. I want your microbots at Krei Tech.

Hiro: I'll be damned.

Professor Callaghan: Mr. Krei is right. Your microbots are an inspired piece of tech. You can continue to develop them, or you can sell them to a man who's only guided by his own self-interest. Hiro, allow me to introduce you to Krei's two assistants. Kiko and Adam.

Adam: Good to see you, Hiro.

Kiko: What you did there was incredible. Your microbots would be such useful features.

Krei: Robert, I know how you feel about me, but it shouldn't affect...

Professor Callaghan: This is your decision, Hiro. But you should know Mr. Krei has cut corners and ignored sound science to get where he is.

Krei: (sighs) That's just not true.

Professor Callaghan: I wouldn't trust Krei Tech with your microbots, or anything else.

Krei: (inhales) Hiro, I'm offering you more money than any 14-year-old could imagine.

Hiro: I appreciate the offer, Mr. Krei, but they're not for sale.

Krei: I thought you were smarter than that. Robert.

Tadashi: Mr. Krei. That's my brother's.

Krei: Oh. That's right. (catches a microbot to Hiro and leaves)

Adam: Take care of yourself, Hiro.

[Kiko and Adam walk with Krei.]

Professor Callaghan: I look forward to seeing you in class. (shows a letter to Hiro)

Hiro: (gasps and takes a letter)

[The scene cuts to Hiro who walks out triumphantly with Tadashi, his friends and Aunt Cass.]

Fred: Unbelievable!

Wasabi: (laughs) That's what I'm talking about.

Aunt Cass: All right, geniuses, let's feed those hungry brains. Back to the cafe! Dinner is on me!

Fred: Yes! Nothing is better than free food! Unless it's moldy!

Tadashi: Aunt Cass? We'll, uh... We'll catch up, okay?

Aunt Cass: Sure. I'm so proud of you! (hugs Hiro and Tadashi) Both of you!

Hiro and Tadashi: Thanks, Aunt Cass.

[Aunt Cass chuckles and leaves as the scene cuts to San Fransokyo Institute of Technology as Hiro and Tadashi stand on a bridge.]

Hiro: I know what you're gonna say. (mimics Tadashi) "I should be proud of myself, because I'm finally using my gift for something important."

Tadashi: No, no. I was just gonna tell you your fly was down for the whole show.

Hiro: (laughs mockingly) Hilarious. (notices his shorts are undone) What? (closes his zipper and bumps Tadashi's arm)

Tadashi: (chuckles and sighs) Welcome to nerd school, nerd.

Hiro: (sighs) Hey, I, um... I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you. So, you know, thanks for not giving up on me.