Cheese-ocolate Bar

Part cheese, part chocolate; Cheese-ocolate Bars are a snackfood that combines two legend-'dairy' flavors with cutting edge ancient Chinese space-age design. Forged by lactating heffers like you and handcrafted by the industries finest robotic arms, nobody questions why this choco treat is so astounding to eat. A modern day snake oil, it'll cure you and your grandmas ailments too; craving chocolate? Too bad, you and your granny have been cured of testicular cancer. Coming Fall of 2002 to a fine store and theaters near you.