Imaginationland 2 Bloopers/Transcript

Mr. Knack: What would you wish for?

Quagmire: Uh What's our line again?

Director: Cut!

(Shows the words The Biggest Blooper Reel Ever! Or Smallest. We think.)

Butters: I cry

Linda: boo hoo

Butters: So sad

Linda: So blue

Butters: Because (Falls off star) Help.

Director: And action!

Lola: I've got all the streamers for Butters' birthday, now I get to play with them.

(Lola starts playing with the streamers.)

(A streamer falls down.)

Lola: Oops. Sorry!

Mr. Knack: (Laughing) I'll fix it. Cut!

(Instead of farting fire, Cartman farts out a egg.)

Cartman: Ow! My ass!

The Kids and All Good Characters: (Laughing)

Cartman: What's so funny?

(Cartman saw that he farted a egg.)

Cartman: (Laughing) Thanks a lot, Mr. Director.

Rainbow Dash: (to Calaeno) I know you had it in ya! And know for the finishing touch! (She takes off in the sky while the kids and all good characters are watching)

Pinkie Pie: Rainboom! Rainboom!

Twilight Sparkle: No-no-no-no-no!

Cartman: Oh yes!

(Rainbow Dash crashes into the camera.)

Rainbow Dash: Ow!

Director: Cut!

Grum: I found the best song on the radio last night. You wanna hear it?

King Pig: No!

(Grum plays Raining Men by The Weather Girls.)

(All Evil Characters start dancing to the song.)

Director: And action!

Butters: Nothing's going right on my birthday. What should I do now? (Butters falls into the river.) A little help please?

Director: Cut!

Lisa Simpson: Butters' been taken!

Brian Griffin: Ego, Thanos, Balck Order, and Doctor Octopus!

Lisa Simpson: Even one of them looked like Squidward in Black Order!

Squidward Tentacles: Hey!

Stewie Griffin: They grabbed him!

Brian and Stewie: And took him on their ship!

(The kids and all good characters gasp in utter shock)

Bart Simpson: Uh, What should I say?

Director: Cut! You're suppose to say "Ay, caramba!".

Bart Simpson: Oh yeah!

Director: And action!

Rarity: Or a bling thing

All: Just one bling-y thing

Applejack: A conga thing

All: Yeah, a conga thing

Rainbow Dash: Or a longah thing

All Good Characters: Just one longah (Screaming)

(Everyone falls down.)

Director: Cut! You all okay?

Frank: My leg!

Lisa Simpson: I think we're okay. Cut!

Mayor: Who wants to tell a campfire story?

(Crickets chirping)

Mayor: Hey! We're did you all go?

Spike: Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a little... Songbird Serenade!

(Songbird Serenade is not on stage)

Spike: Uh, Songbird?

(Squidward is now on stage)

Squidward: Hello, ladies!

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, All Good Characters and TTG Teen Titans look shocked and Squidward starts to sing)

Squidward: When my tear ducts get issues, I can't use just any tissues, I need 4 ply, 4 ply, 4 ply when I cry! Huh!

Lori Loud: Hey! That is not Songbird Serenade!

Leni Loud: Yeah!

(Squidward is seen twerking on stage)

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, All Good Characters and TTG Teen Titans: (Overlapping) Boo! What a rip off! This stinks!

(Stan notices an emergencies only button)

Wendy: Stan, what are you doing?!

Stan: I'm saving us! (he pushes the button and a farting sound is heard.)

(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters look at Luan Loud who is holding a whopee cushion.)

Everyone: (Laughing)

TTG Beast Boy: (laughing) He farted!

Luan Loud: Th Th Th That's all folks!

(End of Imaginationland 2 Bloopers)