Pokemon Sun & Moon: The Movie/Transcript

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Part 1: Back to Kanto
Columbia Pictures logo

MGM logo Village Roadshow Pictures logo

Amblin Entertainment logo

* the screen zooms into the moon*

* then the screen slowly zooms down*

* eventually we can see Ash at his house knocking the door*

* screen zooms into Ash*

Ash: *knocks on door* Mom?

Delia: Oh, hi, sweetie! Back from a long journey?

Ash: Yeah, mom. I miss Kalos.

Delia: It's okay. Why don't I get you fixed up? Ash: Sure, mom.

* both walk inside and drink hot cocoa*

Delia: *sips hot cocoa* So who do you miss?

Ash: I miss my friends, Clemont and Bonnie, and.... Serena...

* cuts to several Ash and Serena flashbacks which is the first of many AmourShipping references in this movie* Delia: Is she like, you're girlfriend, or something? Or is it like, a "private thing"?

Ash: Yeah, she's my girlfriend, I guess.

Delia: Oooooooh! *immitates lip noises*

Ash: Mom?

Delia: *keeps on going*

Ash: MOM! *bangs on table*

Delia: Oh, sorry. Yes, sweety pie?

Ash: Listen, I'm gonna leave.

Delia: AGAIN?! I never get to have time with you, sweetie. You're always... traveling, and, it's been tough, with just me, and Mimey.

Mimey: MR. MIME MIME!

Ash: But listen. If you can at least try, TRY to not embarrass me all the time, then maybe I'll let you come with.

Delia: Really?! YAY!

Ash: Okay, let's go, Pikachu!

Pikachu: Pika! (Finally! A line!)

Part 2: The Airport Incident
* Delia starts the car*

Delia: We're goin' to Alola!

Everyone: Yay!

* car shown driving on the road*

* they arrive at the airport*

* the automatic door opens and makes a noise*

Ash: We're here! Yeah!

Loudspeaker: Attention, everyone. We are boarding a trip to Alola in about 5 hours.

Delia: Perfect! That's all the time we need! Let's go get our tickets!

Pikachu: Pika! (Yeah! How about it?!)

* Ash and Delia run up to the ticket clerk*

Delia: Two tickets, please!

The clerk: Where?

Delia: *utters* Rude.

The clerk: What were you uttering?

Delia: Uhh, nothing! Two tickets to Alola, please!

The clerk: *observes Delia* I could've sworn you've said something else. Just tell me.

Delia: Uhh, no! No, no! I said nothing!

Ash: I've got this. She said nothing at all. JUST GIVE US THE STUPID TICKETS!

* everyone notices Ash and stares at him*

Jimmy (to Dawn): *whispers* Is that seriously your friend?

Delia: *angry* ALRIGHT, ASH, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS PIECE OF CRAP! I DON'T NEED YOU TO START TOO!

Ash: *sad* But, but... mom...

Delia: BECAUSE OF YOU, WE'RE NOT GOING TO ALOLA! YOU GARGANTUAN SON OF A.... *stops*

* everyone stares at Delia and laughs at Ash*

Jimmy: Ha ha! *runs up the escalator*

Dawn: *cries* Where are you going? Don't be mean to him!

* more laughing*

Delia: Let's go.

Ash: But mom...

Delia: LET'S GO.

* Sad Song by We the Kings plays*

* Delia starts the car*

* Ash stares out the window*

* the car arrives at the house*

* they both go inside*

* the song gets quiter*

* Ash walks upstairs to his room and cries on his pillow*

Ash: My life is such a LIE!

Delia: *walks to Ash's room* Hey, Ash...

Ash: *extremely angry* WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Delia: Look, Ash, it's not your fault...

Ash: YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!

Delia: Shhhh...

Ash: *calms down* What?

Delia: It's not your fault. It's that pain in the butt for clerk.

Ash: Yeah, but, everyone hates me now.

Delia: Yeah, except me.

* kisses Ash's forehead*

Delia: I love you, sweetheart.

Ash: I love you too, Mom.

* screen zooms outside the house and the song gets louder*

* it becomes daytime again*

* the song ends*

Part 3: Revenge of the Ketchums
* Ash wakes up*

Delia: Good morning.

Ash: Hi.

Delia: Listen.

Ash: What?

Delia: We're going to ALOLA!

Ash: Cool.

Delia: *frowns* I thought you would be more excited...

* sad music plays*

* the music stops*

Ash: *makes one of those unwatchable anime faces* AWESOME!

Delia: Okay! I'll go start the car!

Ash: We're going to Alola! We're going to Alola! We're going to Alola! All right!

* they drive to the airport*

Delia: We're here!

Ash: Yes!

Jimmy: They're here.

Ash: Go back to Johto, you squash! (It's a stupid VeggieTales reference cuz in the show there was this squash called Jimmy and guess what who cares.)

Jimmy: What kind of loser comeback was that?

Ash: I'm... I'm not a loser...

Jimmy: Well... I think you are...

Ash: I've never felt so embarrassed in my life before...

Jimmy: Well, you should.

Dawn: S'cuse me! Coming through! Excuuuse me!

* Dawn makes eye contact with Ash*

Dawn: Jimmy! Again?

Jimmy: But I was just trying to bully a loser!

Dawn: I've had enough of this! Hi, Ash!

Ash: Hey.

Jimmy: This is your friend. Your loser friend.

* Ash and Dawn stare at eachother for a while*

Dawn: Wait! Stop! I love him!

Ash: I love you more!

Dawn: No, I love you more!

Jimmy: This is so disturbing.

* Jimmy observes Ash*

Jimmy: *rolls eyes* Fine. You're not a loser.

Ash: Yes!

Jimmy: Heh heh. What?

Ash: I'm not a loser! I'm not a loser!

Delia: This is so weird. *drags Ash*

Ash: I'm not a loser! I'm not a loser! I'm not a loser. I'M NOT A LOSER!

Jimmy: Wow. Such a sad kid.

Part 4: Goodbye, Kanto. Aloha, Alola!
Ash: Come on, mom! We're gonna miss our flight!

Delia: Calm down, Ash! I'm going!

(They arrive at the gate.)

Ash: Aha! Let's go through!

(Ash and Delia go on the plane and they fly to Alola)

(The song How Far I'll Go from Moana plays when they arrive at Alola)

Ash: We're here!

Narrator: Turn that stupid music off! (music turns off) Okay, Ash and Delia Ketchum are now in Alola, where they can have fun, relax, and-

(Record Scratch noise)

Professor Kukui: Hello! Would you like to sign up for the School of Alola? The first day is tomorrow!

Ash: SCHOOL? 'SCHOOL? 'OH HELL NO THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!

Delia: Yes it is. It's happening. Yes! We'd LOVE to sign up for the school!

Ash: But... but... why? *cries*

Delia: You gotta go to school sweetie! You don't go to school!

(Two surfers walk by)

Surfers: Too school for cool! (weird laugh)

Ash: RRRRRUAAAAAGH!

Part 5: Ash vs Mallow
(The next day)

Ash: So this is the School of Alola. (really long moan)

Kid #1: Oh look! It's that kid from YouTube!

(Everyone starts laughing)

Ash: UGH. This is exactly why I didn't wanna go to school in the first place.

Kid #2: Wow man! That sucks! I wish I wasn't you! (laughs)

Ash: I'm going to kill Mom when I get home.

(Ash walks inside the school)

(Everyone laughs at Ash and says stuff like "airport crybaby" and of course the usual "loser")

(Ash walks to his locker)

Mallow: Smooth.

Ash: (in an angry way) What did you say to me?

Mallow: I said smooth. Anyways, I'm Mallow. Welcome to school, *elbows Ash* jerk.

Ash: You're the jerk.

Mallow: (extremely cynically) Oh really? You just gave me attitude. You wanna fight? Because we can fight. And I ain't talkin' 'bout Pokemon battlin' either. I mean a fistfight.

Ash: No. No fights.

Mallow: Pssh. Coward.

Ash: I'm not a coward! (shoves Mallow)

Mallow: (EXTREMELY angry) WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?

Ash: I fought. You said you wanted a fight? Well, you got yourself a fight.

Kids: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mallow: (shrugs) Will you guys just shut up?

Part 6: Class
(school bell rings)

Professor Kukui: Good morning, class. I am Professor Kukui. (writes his last name on the chalkboard) KUKUI. Okay, does anyone have any questions?

(A kid named Kiba raises his hand)

Professor Kukui: Yes, you...

Kiba: Watashitachiha jibun jishin o shōkai suru tsumoridesu ka? (Japanese for "Are we going to introduce ourselves?")

Professor Kukui: Okay. I have no idea WHAT you just said. Anyways, moving on!

(A kid named Logan raises his hand)

Professor Kukui: Yes, you, whose name I don't know.

Logan: Hi. I'm Logan. Anyways, are we going to introduce ourselves?

Professor Kukui: Sure! Okay everyone, let's form a nice big circle! (sings Getting to Know You from The King & I) Getting to know you, getting to know all about you... (stops singing) Alrighty folks! I'm going to throw a ball and you're going to say your name. (throws the ball to Logan)

Logan: I'm Logan. (throws the ball to Kiba)

Kiba: Kon'nichiwa, watashi wa Kiba. (Japanese for "Hello, I am Kiba.")

Professor Kukui: WHAT? Anyways, throw the ball. Throw. The. Ball.

Kiba: (Throws the ball to Mallow)

Mallow: I'm Mallow. (Throws the ball to Kiawe)

Kiawe: I'm Kiawe. (Throws the ball to Sophocles)

Sophocles: (Gets hit by the ball and everyone laughs at him) I'm Sop-

Professor Kukui: Wait a minute. EVERYONE, SHUT THE HELL UP! Okay, now you can go.

Sophocles: I'm Sophocles. (throws the ball to Charleyyy [if you watch SuperMarioLogan AKA the WORST YouTube channel ever, you'll get the joke.] from Charleyyy & Friends)

Charleyyy: Hi guys, I'm Charleyyy.

(Random applause)

Professor Kukui: AHHHHHH! (Shoots the entire room with a gun)

Charleyyy: That's my cue to go! (Runs from school and throws the ball to Lillie)

Lillie: I'm Lillie. (throws the ball to Lana)

Lana: I'm Lana. (throws the ball to Ash)

Ash: ...

Professor Kukui: What? Do you remember your name? Do you even HAVE a name?

Ash: Uhh...

Professor Kukui: JUST SAY YOUR DAMN NAME ALREADY!

Ash: (Punches his head) I'M ASH KETCHUM FROM PALLET TOWN!

Professor Kukui: Now I know where to stalk on you. Anyways, let's begin!

Part 7: New Friends & New Foes
TBD