The New Additions/Transcript

Oliver and Company: The Series

The New Additions

(Setting: Georgette's bedroom. We hear Georgette's voice narrating and see her sitting at her mirror, admiring her reflection.)

Georgette: The life of Georgette Poodle Foxworth. I have everything I could ever want. An entire wardrobe filled with beautiful outfits...

(She exits her wardrobe, dressed in a leopard-print dress and sunhat, adorned with a massive feather.)

Georgette:...trophies from all of the pageants moi has won...

(A shot of her eating out of an open chocolate box)

Georgette:...even dog-friendly chocolates, all the way from Milan!

(Suddenly, Oliver and Dodger enter the bedroom. Georgette looks displeased.)

Georgette: (under her breath) Of course, there are some downsides (she says the word with gritted teeth, like an obscenity), like having to share my house with a little feline misfit, as well as visits from his common mutt friends-except for Tito, the most handsome Chihuahua I have ever seen-but, other than that...(sighs) This is the life.

Dodger: (to Oliver) Why is she monologuing?

Oliver: Georgette! Come downstairs, their's something you have to see. We've got some new arrivals!

Georgette: Alright, I'm coming. By the way, who is it? I hope it's Pierre.

Oliver: Why don't you come and see?

Dodger: I've gotta go, Ollie. I'll see ya round. (Before he leaves, he turns to Georgette) By the way, Georgie, there's about as much chance of your precious Mastiff beau moving in, as there is as of me being invited to dinner with Michael Jackson. It's never gonna happen. (runs off)

(Georgette follows Oliver downstairs. She is slightly giddy)

Georgette: Alright, show me. Who is our new house guest?

(Jenny and Winston exit the living room.)

Jenny: Georgette, Oliver, meet the newest members of the Foxworth household!

(They enter. Oliver and Georgette's reactions are a combination of happy and horrified. The two new arrivals are a black, female tabby cat, sporting a pink collar, and a large red parrot sitting in a golden cage.)

Jenny: Meet Shadow and Sancho.

(She smiles and skips out of the living room, with Winston following her.)

'Oliver: Well, don't be rude. Make them welcome.

Georgette: (icily) Hello...house guests.

Shadow: (with a thick New Jersey accent) So, you're Georgette, huh?

Sancho: (with a Latino accent) I'm guessing you and Oliver are the owners of this casa, eh? (squawks)

Oliver: We're going to have a lot of fun, aren't we?

(Georgette looks away, disgusted.)

(Setting: The next day. The gang have arrived and are talking with Shadow and Sancho. Georgette is sitting in the background, irritated.)

Sancho: So I told her, "I'm sick of you squawking at me," and she's like, "For a parrot, that's saying a lot!"

(The gang laugh.)

Dodger: (to Oliver) Ollie, this bird is so hilarious. (to Sancho) So, Sancho, you're from Brazil, right?

(Sancho nods.)

Dodger: What's it like?

Sancho: Amazing, amigo! Sandy beaches, palm trees, spicy food...

Dodger: I've never been but it sounds bueno!

Georgette: (snapping) In Brazil, they speak Portuguese, not Spanish, you uncultured cretin!

All: (mockingly) Ooh!

Rita: Well, pardon us, Miss knows-it-all! (to Shadow) So Shadow, what's your story?

Shadow: I'm from Hoboken.

Dodger: In New Jersey?

Shadow: Ya. What's it to you?

Dodger: I've actually been there once or twice...I have a cousin who lives there.

Shadow: Get you!

(They laugh. Meanwhile, Georgette storms off to her bedroom.)