Magic Trouble/Transcript

(Thme song)

Hazel: (Giggles) "Magic Trouble".

Seven: (meows)

Hazel: Witch! We're here.

Witch: Hello, me darlings. What brings you to my house today?

Hazel: We're here to borrow your magic stuff so we can have an accessory for my house. But first we need to dust up your house. It's been filthy for decades.

Lily and Violet: We'll get the cleaning towels!

Hazel: Let the cleaning begin! Yuck. What a dirty room. Looks like you haven't kept your stuff for years.

Witch: Yes. I have to keep my things nice and tidy.

Hazel: Let's see what to throw away.

Witch: Careful, Hazel. Everything here is magical and very dangerous. Someone has to take it away.

Violet: Ooh, a rug. It would be comfy if I sat on it.

Witch: That's not a rug, it's a magic carpet from a magic dollhouse.

Hazel: I didn't know there was a dollhouse nearby.

Lily: Me neither. What a cool mirror.

Witch: That's a magic mirror.

Hazel: (Gasps) Is that a genie lamp from the story Aladdin?

Witch: Yes. But that's my magic lamp. It is based on the Aladdin story.

Hazel: I know that.

Witch: I'm absolutely not sure I want you to keep my stuff as house accessories.

Lily: Mmm! Smells like soup.

Violet: And it's right on the shelf.

Witch: That's Snail Soup.

Hazel: Snail Soup? Gross! I guess we'll keep that, too. All right. Now we have Witch's stuff for accessories to decorate on my house.

Witch: Thanks, sweeties. You're very helpful.

Violet: Hazel, are you sure that's a good idea?

Hazel: Of course, Violet. Remember, it just a bunch of junk in the trunk to be accessories. Now, let's decorate our house. Let's start with the Snail Soup. Let's put it inside the cabinet.

Violet: No one is ever gonna drink that nasty soup.

Hazel: Next, we put the mirror near the bathroom. And I hope my mom likes this lamp. She's at a friend's house. And my dad would like the carpet.

Mr. Mckenna: What a comfy carpet, darling.

Hazel: Thanks. Witch is giving it away.

Mr. Mckenna: My goodness! I hope it doesn't cause trouble.

Hazel: It won't, I'm sure of it!

Mr. Mckenna: Phew. Good. Cause last time you brought me something that's magic and it caused a lot of trouble. Now I'll just put it on the floor to make a comfy accessory. Ahh. Now that's a cozy relaxation. Time for some TV.

(Remote clicks)

Mr. Mckenna: Wow! Look at that island. I wish I was on it. Whoa! What's happening?! (Gasps) It is a magic carpet! Hazel! (Screaming) Whoa! All right, you silly old carpet. Take me home this instant. Whoa!

Hazel: I'm sure Violet will see that mirror. Oh. Hi, Seven.

Seven: Hello, Hazel.

Hazel: Where's my mom?

Seven: She's been locked in the loo for decades getting ready to go out with her friends. And I'm hungry.

Mrs. Mckenna: I'm ready for my day out, Hazel.

Hazel: Good luck having fun with your friends.

Mrs. Mckenna: (Kisses) Bye, honey.

Hazel: Bye, mom! Violet! Come quick!

Violet: What is it, Hazel?

Hazel: Ask the mirror questions.

Violet: The magic mirror? Okay. Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

Magic Mirror: You are, Miss Violet.

Violet: Aww, thank you.

Seven: Ahem. The kitten is hungry here.

Violet: Be patient, Seven. I need to ask more questions to the mirror. How does my hair look?

Magic Mirror: It looks weird.

Violet: Weird? Don't you underestimate me, mirror!

Magic Mirror: No, I was telling the truth. Your hair needs to change.

Violet: Change? Well, okay, mirror. Your truth is my command. (Sobs)

Seven: Why did you do that, mirror?

Magic Mirror: Like I said, I was telling the truth.

Seven: Ohh! Now we'll be eating even later. And I'm starving!

Mrs. Mckenna: Hey, ladies!

April, Meg, and Linda: Hi, Jane!

Mrs. Mckenna: You must be Meg, Linda, and April.

April: That's us. Wanna come in?

Mrs. Mckenna: Sure.

Hazel: Mom! I almost forgot! Here's this lamp I gave you.

Mrs. Mckenna: What's inside the lamp?

Hazel: A genie. It grants you 3 wishes. You know what they say about wishes. "Be careful what you wish for". And also, rub the lamp.

Mrs. Mckenna: Okay.

Meg: Was that your daughter?

Mrs. Mckenna: Yes. Her name is Hazel. Maybe she said to rub the lamp. Give it a go, Linda.

Linda: No prob!

Genie: Greetings! I am the genie of the lamp! How may I help you ladies?

Mrs. Mckenna: Hi, genie. We want a wish.

Genie: I can only grant you 3. Now what's your first wish?

Meg: Why don't you dance for us?

Mrs. Mckenna, April, Meg, and Linda: (Laughter)

Mrs. Mckenna: I wish for...loud music!

Genie: Very well.

(Techno music playing)

Mrs. Mckenna, April, Meg, and Linda: (Whooping)

Mrs. Mckenna: I wish we had a big party with all of us dancing.

Genie: That is your third and final wish.

(Music continues playing)

Mrs. Mckenna: Agh! I can't stop!

Linda: Oh! Neither can I!

Mrs. Mckenna: No more dancing! Stop it now!

Genie: Sorry, you have used up your 3 wishes. Later!

Meg: Oh, now what are we gonna do, Jane?

Mrs. Mckenna: We'll ask Hazel. She'll know what to do.

Seven: Violet! Are you done in there? I'm so hungry.

Violet: All done.

Hazel: Wow! Your hair looks...

Violet: Charming? Beautiful? Gorgeous?

Lily: No. Glamorous!

Violet: Aww, thank you. Mirror, how does my hair look?

Magic Mirror: Not so great.

Violet: Not so great? But it's perfect!

Magic Mirror: Maybe it needs a little more perfection.

Violet: (Screams) That's awful!

Magic Mirror: No, it looks great.

Violet: I will be a laughingstock! And now I have to go looking like that! (Sobbing)

Hazel: Mirror, that was mean! Change her hair back!

Magic Mirror: Sorry, Hazel. Her hair has to stay like that.

Hazel: Please, mirror.

(Loud music playing in the background)

Lily: Hey, what's all the racket?

Hazel: It's coming from outside.

Seven: I'm going for a snack.