Deadpool 2

Deadpool 2 is an upcoming 2019 sequel to the hit 2016 film based on the Marvel character.

Plot
Deadpool realizes that he has to kill other enemies including Black Box, Sew-er and Der Asshole who team up as an attempt to sew Deadpool's mouth. Meanwhile, Deadpool sees a hero named Cable and a porn model named Janice Karson.

Cast

 * Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool
 * Stephen Lang as Cable
 * T.J. Miller as Weasel
 * Giovanni Ribsi as Black Box
 * Jude Law as Sew-er
 * Patrick Stewart as Charles Xavier
 * Amanda Seyfried as Janice Karson
 * Seth MacFarlane as Der Asshole

Crew

 * Directed by Seth MacFarlane
 * Written by Ryan Reynolds, T.J. Miller and Seth MacFarlane

Rating
Rated R for pervasive graphic violence, language and nudity.

Quotes

 * Deadpool: "It's DP here. You know, it has been three years since my fucking movie came out and it... was... the shit! In fact, I get very attracted by a sexually steamy girl named Janice and a strong guy named Cable."
 * Deadpool: "Did you know that Janice Karson is the most beautiful porno girl since Pam Anderson?"
 * Deadpool: "Guess what, Janice?"
 * Janice: "Yes, Wade?"
 * Deadpool: "I invented my own condom called the Merc which cannot just protect you but make you have more steamy orgasms!"
 * Deadpool: "Okay, fucking bitch! Let's do it real good."
 * Janice: "I love your dirty talk. It makes me dreamy."
 * Deadpool: "Sidenote: this woman has the physical appearance of Amanda Seyfried. She is fucking hot!"
 * Deadpool: "Look at me, Janice."
 * Janice: "Your face is like a johnson with herpes."
 * Deadpool: "Precisely. Like the one ugly motherfucker."
 * Janice: "What the fuck are you referencing?"
 * Deadpool: "Predator. He was in MKX with the Xenomorph and..."
 * Janice: "I get it, Wade."
 * Deadpool: "We can't see Ajax or Francis again due to budget issues. Also, we don't see steeldick or silent girl."
 * Sew-er: "That foul-mouthed menace must be stopped. He makes the world stagnant with his dreadful mouth and dissemination of obscenities."
 * Deadpool: "You big floppy donkey dick!"
 * Sew-er: "YOU!!!"
 * Deadpool: "Hey, Sew-er! You talk like Rameses with Moses' ring in your ass!"
 * Sew-er: "Such language! I'LL KILL YOU, DEMON!"
 * Deadpool: "Do I look like a green ogre had sex with Walt Disney?"
 * Janice: "No. You actually look like a snake had scrotalitis."
 * Deadpool: "Scrotalitis isn't real, goddamn it!"
 * Deadpool: "Vanessa was an okay woman, although her drapes are a trainwreck. That's why I met Janice online."
 * Deadpool: "Since there are kids around, I won't say the s-word this time. Instead, I would say the Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter."
 * Janice: "My libido is so high that I might want to get fucked."
 * Deadpool: "That's fucking right because we touched our dicks tonight! You don't have a dick, right?"
 * Deadpool: "The hell's your name, Nazi?"
 * Asshole: "I am Der As-sho-le."
 * Deadpool: "Your last name spells asshole! Hahahahaha!"
 * Sew-er: "This is why I hate that mutant beast."
 * Deadpool: "Hi, Seti!"
 * Xavier: "I am actually Charles Xavier."
 * Deadpool: "Please say "One weak link can break the chain of a mighty dynasty!" You must be the fucking reincarnation of either a pharaoh, a CIA director or a fucking testicle king named Spermbot! Sorry, his name is Goobot."
 * Sew-er: "I always wanted a utopia free of crime, violence, sexuality and most importantly, profanity."
 * Deadpool: "Suck my cock, shitface!"
 * Sew-er: "These words mean male genitals and feces respectively, you idiot!"