LEGO Dimensions: The Special/Transcript

(The story starts with the screen panning on an otherworldly sky and pans down. Then, text appear. "LEGO Systems A/S Presents" then another fades in after the other fades out. "A TT Animation Production". The scene cuts to a vortex popping up. Then a being with a damaged cape, a skirt robe, a golden helmet, shoulder armor and a staff comes out of it. A robot comes out of the vortex as well. He scans the ground of the wasteland. He gets a reading.)

X-PO: Hey, I found the thing! Uh. I mean. "Anomaly located, master."

(The being walks up to the spot his minion found.)

Lord Vortech: Yes! (chuckles) I've found it!

X-PO: Uh... you found it?

Lord Vortech: After all these years of searching, it really exists: Foundation Prime. (He uses his staff to uncover the ground, showing elements.) This depicts the Foundation Elements. Artifacts from start of time, scattered across the dimensions. And only I can gather them all in one place.

X-PO: Just so you know; the Foundation Elements are the cornerstones of time and space. So they're Kinda important. To the... (He chuckles.) Entire universe.

Lord Vortech: Your services are no longer required.

(He points his staff at the robot, opening a vortex.)

X-PO: But the elements can't be safety harnessed, it's too dangerous! (While being sucked in, he comes apart.) And what about that pay raise you promised meeeee...?!

(After he's sucked in, it closes.)

Lord Vortech: (cackling) I will have them all. I will control their power. I will make... universes collide! (He cackles again and his voice gets deeper.) Aargh...! (His arms grow and he becomes giant.) No! I will not be denied perfection! (He reverts back to his normal size and his voice is regular.) My dedication to this work has taken its toll. Not for much longer can I freely pass between dimensions. Argh! But, there is another way.

(He uses his staff to make a throne rise. The being cackles menacingly and the screen fades the black and a title appears. "LEGO Dimensions: The Special".)

DC Comics
(The black background fades to Gotham City. Bane is driving his mole machine,  while Batman and Robin chase him. Shards of Kryptonite fall off. Bane grabs the rest from falling. Robin dodges some and grabs a piece.)

Robin: Hey! No littering! What does Bane want with all this Kryptonite, Batman?

Batman: What everyone wants with Kryptonite; to take down Superman. But not today. Cut him off at the bridge! We'll have him cornered.

Robin: Okay, Batman!

(He speeds up to get to the bridge. But, gets stopped by him floating in mid-air. Batman hits the breaks and stops, while Bane gets away.)

Bane: Aww. And we were having such a nice chase.

Batman: Robin.

(He exclaims and tries to break free. Then, bricks from a wall from a building come off and show a vortex that sucks Robin in. Batman gasps and drives to the vortex, jumps in and follows Robin.)

The Lord of the Rings
(The Fellowship cross the bridge and get to safety. Gandalf gets to them, but stops and turns around. The Balrog jumps out of the fire. He roars at Gandalf and holds a fiery whip.)

Gandalf: You shall not... pass!

(The Balrog snarls at him. Gandalf scowls. The Balrog takes a step on the bridge and it collapses and the Balrog plummets to his death. Gandalf sighs and gets to the end of the bridge, but the Balrog's whip grabs Gandalf, making him slip.)

Frodo: Gandalf!

Gandalf: Fly you, fools!

(He loses his grip and falls.)

Frodo: Nooooooo!

(While he falls, he grabs his sword and lands on the Balrog's chest and starts  to slay it. But, gets interrupted by Batman popping out of the vortex. Batman hits a arch and hits the eject button. After he ejects, he pulls out his grapple gun and aims it at the Balrog's chest. He pulls down to Gandalf.)

Batman: Where's Robin?

Gandalf: What? Behind you!

(The Balrog grabs Batman.)

Batman: I said, where's Robin?

Gandalf: My dear fellow, I have no idea what you are talking about! Have you tried looking in a tree?

Batman: Not a Robin. Robin! (He breaks free.) He got sucked into a weird hole in Gotham. I jumped in and and it lead me to you!

(The Balrog grabs him again.)

Gandalf: And you are?!

Batman: (pause) I'm Batman!

(He breaks free from its hand again. He grabs Gandalf and grapples up to the bridge, while the Balrog falls to death. Later, they make it back up.)

Gandalf: Ah, my thanks.

(He picks up his staff.)

Frodo: Gandalf!

(Frodo runs to Gandalf and the same colored vortex pops up.)

Gandalf: Frodo!

(Frodo tries to hold on, but loses his grip and gets sucked in.)

Gandalf: The Ring! Frodo has the One Ring! It cannot fall into the enemy's hands! Quickly, fly!

Batman: I'm not actual bat, Gandalf!

(After they go after Frodo in the vortex, it disappears. The Fellowship are in shock and surprised they're gone.)

Sam: I suppose we'll just wait for them, then.

(He shrugs and raises his eyebrow.)

The Lego Movie
(The next scene starts in Cloud Cuckoo Land, where a dance off takes place. Everyone dances, while Wyldstyle and Unikitty both compete. MetalBeard, Benny and Emmet watch.)

MetalBeard: Arr! It be Wyldstyle who jigged the best.

(He drops down a trophy for Wyldstyle.)

Unikitty: This dance-off was... (She turns red in anger.) FIXED! (She turns back calm.) I mean... Well done, Wyldstyle.

(Wyldstyle jumps excitedly.)

Wyldstyle: Yes! I mean, y'know, whatever.

(MetalBeard and Wyldstyle's trophy floats into a vortex. MetalBeard's treasure chest gets sucked in as well. He grabs it.)

MetalBeard: Arr! It be a kraken, I know it!

(He gets sucked in the vortex.)

Benny: Whoa!

Emmet: What the...! Where did MetalBeard go!

(A vortex above pops up making Batman and Gandalf land on another Batman. Wyldstyle sees them get up.)

Wyldstyle: Batman? (Gandalf gets up.) Gandalf? (The other Batman gets up.) Batman?

Lego Movie Batman: Ow! You landed on my back, man.

Batman: I'm Batman.

Lego Movie Batman: No. I didn't say... Hey! I'm Batman!

Batman: I'm Batman...

Lego Movie Batman: I'm Batman!

Batman: I'm Bat...

Lego Movie Batman: I'm Bat-man!

(Both of them stare at each other and pause. They start a slap-fight.)

Gandalf: Oh, twins! I wonder if one of them is evil.

Benny: I don't think ours is evil.

Unikitty: Hey, where did you come from? And why are there two Batmans? Batmen. Bat...mens?

Batman: There aren't. (He throws his batarang. The other Batman tries to get it.) There's only one Batman. I don't know who the stiff is.

(He catches it and the other Batman lands on his face.)

Gandalf: Well, this is all wonderful. But I don't suppose you saw a young Halfling pass this way?

Emmet: Eh... What's a Halfling?

Benny: A member of a race of small people. (to Gandalf) No, not exactly.

Wyldstyle: The only thing we saw was our friend MetalBeard getting dragged into a strange vortex.

Benny: Along with his treasure chest.

Batman: I think it was some kind of dimensional rift. Where is it?

Emmet: It disappeared after it took him.

Wyldstyle: So... you didn't cause all that?

Benny: I'm guessing he didn't neither did the other Batman.

Gandalf: Might I suggest that we set out on a quest to find this, er, "rift" you say?

Benny: That's a great idea!

Unikitty: A quest?! Let me go pack some rainbow colored LEGO bricks!

(She goes off to pack.)

Emmet: And I'll get my wrench!

(He walks to get his wrench.)

Benny: I'll go get my blaster! (He joins the others.) Unikitty, you need help to pick up that chest full of those LEGO bricks?

Gandalf: We shall be the Fellowship of the...

(A vortex pops under their feet, cutting off Gandalf. They all scream and fall in. Then, it disappears.)

Lego Movie Batman: "Fellowship of the Aar!"? That's a terrible name.

(The others get their stuff. Emmet got his wrench, Benny got his blaster and helps Unikitty pick up the chest full of the bricks she brought along.).

Emmet: Aw! They left without the whole gang?

Unikitty: Gang, shmang! They left without me!

(She pants and yells frustratedly and then feels sad.)

Benny: Maybe Wyldstyle, Gandalf and that other Batman might come back for us.

Lego Movie Batman: That guy wasn't anything special. (He throws batarangs and slides to the three of them. He pulls out his grapple gun and shoots. The grapple hook hits the elephant head. It reflects back and hits him in the head and he falls on his back.) Dang it.

(Emmet and Benny both chuckle. Meanwhile...)

Gandalf: We are at this strange beast's mercy and I do not trust where it is leading us! We must get out!

Batman: Agreed! (to Wyldstyle) I need your scanner! (She gives him her scanner.) If I can locate whatever's generating this rift... then I can disrupt it!

(He attaches an antenna on the back of the scanner and he gets a reading.)

Gandalf: Does that mean it worked?!

(They get sucked in a different passage of the vortex on the right and get sucked in the screen cuts to black.)

Planet Vorton
(The next scene shows a gateway activating, popping out the trio. Batman pauses and turns around. The gateway's pieces shake, becoming unstable. It explodes and the explosion pushes the trio on the floor. The pieces attach to the walls in the gateway room. The explosion cloud sucks itself itself in, along with five purple shiny pieces from the gateway.)

Wyldstyle: Well, I don't quite know what you did, but we're still alive.

(Gandalf's on his face.)

Gandalf: Are you sure?

Batman: This technology looks advanced. My guess: That gateway created the rift that brought us here.

(Gandalf gets up.)

Gandalf: Eh... Which gateway?

Batman: The one exploded.

(Gandalf looks at the pieces from the gateway.)

Gandalf: Hmm... Then perhaps... (pause)

Wyldstyle: ...we should rebuild it.

(Wyldstyle tries to jump to get the high pieces, but can't reach.)

Gandalf: My dear lady, allow me.

(He uses he staff and magically gets the pieces out of the top.)

Gandalf: There you go.

Batman: There's some more.

(They gather all the pieces in a montage.)

Wyldstyle: Done.

Batman: Alright. It might work now.

(The gateway powers up.)

Gateway Keeper: Re-routing from back-up power. All systems are go. Limited system functionality restored.

Wyldstyle: "Limited system functionality"...? Am I going to lose an arm if I go through that thing?

Batman: It does look unstable, I saw some glowing parts get sucked into it - they must have been important.

Gandalf: Well, it seems to be... alive, at least.

Wyldstyle: My relic scanner's showing that there's definitely something through here.

Gandalf: Could it be leading us to the missing bricks?

Batman: Could be...

Wyldstyle: Or MetalBeard?

Batman: Couldn't be.

(MetalBeard's scream comes from the gateway.)

Wyldstyle: That's MetalBeard! He's in trouble! Or he's happy, he uses "Aar!" for a lot of things. Either way, we have to find him! As well as your friends too.

(They jump in the Gateway. Inside of it...)

Wyldstyle: Keep an eye out for the exit! I don't wanna be floating around this thing all day!

Gandalf: Indeed!

Batman: Urgh! Why do these thing always have to be so... bright?

Gandalf: Don't worry, Batman! I see the exit!

The Wizard of Oz
(The rift opens up and Batman lands on his feet, Gandalf on his butt and Wyldstyle on her face. They both get up and see the Emerald City. They're in Oz.)

Batman: We are not in Gotham anymore.

Gandalf: I would have had a more pleasant journey on the back of that Balrog.

Batman: It's so... (He sees a peacock.) colorful.

Gandalf: Yes. It is rather pleasant.

Wyldstyle: I can't see MetalBeard.

Batman: Well, something's close. you're still tracking that signal. This way.

(They walk towards Emerald City and stop, because they hear something.)

Dorthy/Corwardly Lion/Tin Man/Scarecrow: ♪ We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz. We hear he is a wiz of a wiz there was...

Wyldstyle: Is that... singing?

Dorthy/Corwardly Lion/Tin Man/Scarecrow (continued): ''♪ ...if ever or, whether a wiz there was, the Wizard of Oz is one because, because, because, because, because, because... Because of the wonderful thing he does! We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Ozzzzz!''

Gandalf: It's not just singing. It's a singing scarecrow. Among other oddities.

Batman: The Scarecrow! I knew it! This is all a hallucination!

(He runs up to them.)

Wyldstyle: I think he's going crazy.

Gandalf: Going, my dear? He's wearing a bat costume.

(Batman peeks up and sees them and runs to block their path.)

Batman: You're coming with me, Scarecrow!

Dorothy: Another one to join us on our journey! And what are you missing?

Batman: A sense of humor. Hand him over!

Dorothy: But why ever would we do that?

Batman: Because he's a heartless villain!

Tin Woodman: No. I'm heartless... he's brainless.

Scarecrow: Am I still a villain, though?

(The Cowardly Lion sees a rift.)

Cowardly Lion: I s...s...s...s...see something scary!

Tin Woodman: What? Is it Toto again?

Dorothy: Oh my! You are heartless! Oh no! Not another tornado!

(The rift sucks up Dorthy, Lion, Tin Man, Scarecrow and Toto and disappears. A cackle's heard in the distance.)

Gandalf: What on Middle-earth is going on?

Wyldstyle: Yeah, who was that laughing?

Batman: I don't know.

Wyldstyle: Look! Is that one of the pieces from the gateway?

Batman: Yes! Let's grab it and get out of this place!

Gandalf: Goodness, this has been remarkably easy, hasn't it?

Batman: Oh, you just to jinx it, didn't you?

(The Wicked Witch and several flying monkeys arrive.)

Wicked Witch: Now that meddling do-gooder is gone, all of Oz is mine! So long, Dorthy! So long! (She cackles and sees the piece.) What's that? Something magical? It looks like so pretty! it feels so powerful! They can't have it!

Gandalf: It would appear we're not the only ones interested in the gateway pieces.

Wicked Witch: Get away from my property! Whatever it is!

Batman: We've got monkey dive-bombers!

(The flying monkeys fly down to them.)

Wyldstyle: Ugh! This place makes Cloud Cuckoo Land look normal.

Wicked Witch: What are you flying fools waiting for? Attack! Attack!

(Gandalf uses his staff to make a magic shield.)

Wicked Witch: Grr! That's it! Time for me to take care of you!

(She dive bombs.)

Wyldstyle: Batman! Give me your batarang!

Batman: Why?

Wyldstyle: (slow-motion) Just give it to me!

(In slow-motion, he gives her his batarang. Gandalf takes down the force field. She throws the batarang at the Wicked Witch. Out of slow-motion, she gets hit high, crashing into the monkeys.)

Wicked Witch: I'l get you, my pretty. And your giant dog, too!

Batman: I'm a bat... man.

Wicked Witch: Seize the shiny and fly! Fly back to the castle!

Wyldstyle: Nuh-uh! No, you don't! (The monkey grabs the piece.) Ugh!

Wicked Witch: You'll have to be faster than that, my lady! Without my sister's ruby slippers you're no match for me! Away, my pretties! Away!

(They fly off. The trio go after her. Later, they make it to the castle.)

Batman: Looks like they we're lying in wait... Or should that be "flying" in wait? A gigantic castle for just one person? I'm beginning to like this witch.

(Wyldstyle throws a rock at the draw bridge and it comes down.)

Gandalf: At least there was no riddle to open this door.

(They enter.)

Wicked Witch: So, you made it inside, did you? Well I hope you like it here I'm gonna make sure you never leave! Nnyaaaha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa!

(She leaves the room. The Winkie Guards close the door.)

Wyldstyle: Uh-oh. I thought things we're going a little too well.

Batman: The Wicked Witch is getting away! Gotta get her now!

Wyldstyle: Right!

(Offscreen, fighting can be heard. They open the doors and peek in.)

Wicked Witch: So... You've come to steal my treasure, have you? (Three different colored rifts open.) And you think you'll escape with it, do you? You won't even escape with your lives! (She cackles.)

Batman: Why can't you do that kind of magic?

Gandalf: Hmph! All she's doing is moving faster than the eye can follow.

Wyldstyle: Then let's find a way to stop her.

(They get closer to her, and she disappears and pops up out of the light blue rift. Then, teleports to the dark pink one, then the yellow one.)

Wicked Witch: You can't steal my new toy from me! I'm the only one who knows how to use it! It's of no use to you!

Batman: This has gone on long enough, Wicked Witch... Surrender the piece!

Gandalf: My dear lady, your giving us magic wielding folk a bad name. How about toning down the wickedness a tad?

Wicked Witch: Never!

Wyldstyle: Well, you left me no choice!

(She throws another rock at the crystal ball, deactivating the piece.)

Wicked Witch: Curses! Curses! My Crystal Ball! My new powers are... gone! Gone! What next? Me getting drenched in water?!

Wyldstyle: Water! (She pulls out a water bottle.) Good thing I still have this, whenever I get thirsty.

Batman: Give it to me!

(She gives him the water bottle. He pours the water at the Wicked Witch.)

Wicked Witch: Aaah! You cursed brat!

Batman: (sighs) Bat.

(She melts.)

Wicked Witch: I'm melting! Melting! Oh what a world, what a world! Make sure to cancel my newspaper delivery.

(She's gone.)

Gandalf: How do you suppose she ever took a bath?

Wyldstyle: (sniffs) Maybe that isn't monkeys we can smell. (Another rift pops up, underneath the Witch's hat and sucks it in.) Another rift!

(The rift sucks in her chair as well. Gandalf sees the piece get sucked in too.)

Gandalf: Batman!

Batman: On it!

(He pulls out his grapple gun and it grabs the piece.)

Gandalf: I believe the rift is becoming unstable! Shall we take our leave through it?

Wyldstyle: Where do you think this one leads?

Batman: Wherever it is, it's gotta be better than this garish nightmare! Come on!

(Wyldstyle jumps in. Gandalf tries to climb up. Batman grabs him and they both jump in.)

Foundation Prime
(At Foundation Prime, pieces pillars pop up and attach to the throne. The being's chair builds up. He sits in it. A rift pops up bringing out Dorthy's gang.)

Lord Vortech: Ah, good guys?

Scarecrow: I might be a villain.

Tin Man: Ignore him.

Lord Vortech: Thank you, to the left, please. Oh, and you won't be needing those lovely ruby slippers anymore, my dear.

(They put them in a cage. Robin, Frodo and MetalBeard are in cages as well.)

Robin: Have you got any idea where we are or what's going on?

Dorothy: I know it's not Kansas. They took my slippers.

Frodo: They took my ring, too.

Robin: And the Kryptonite I was holding.

MetalBeard: Any my treasure chest of ill-gotten booty...

Robin: Don't worry, MetalBeard. We'll get it back.

MetalBeard: (giggy) Aar?

Robin: And then I will return to the rightful owners.

MetalBeard: (disappointed) Aar.

(A minion has the ruby slippers.)

Lord Vortech: Excellent. Place them with the other elements.

(The minion puts it at the spot the being said. The being uses his magic to place them in the order, the images on the floor show. He taps the slippers twice. He cackles. A rift opens up, popping out the Joker, Saruman, the Penguin and President Business.) Bad guys? Excellent. To the right, please.

Saruman: I am Saruman the White. I am not a 'bad guy'.

Joker: Pff! Please.

Lord Vortech: Look! Sauron!

Saruman: My Lord Sauron, it is I, your faithful serv...

(Three of them laugh.)

Saruman: Oh. To the right you say?

Lord Vortech: If you don't mind. You'll find lots of fun weapons and we can offer you some excellent opportunities to use them.

Joker: Well, we'd have to be crazy to refuse that offer!

(The being doesn't get it. Joker twitches his eye.)

Lord Vortech: Mmm?

Joker: That means we're in.

President Business: Well, you can count me out. I've had a change of heart a while back.

(He turns his back and leaves.)

Lord Vortech: Mr. Business, if you do this once for me... I'll give you anything you want.

(He stops and turns to the being.)

President Business: Anything?

Planet Vorton
(Meanwhile, Batman Gandalf and Wyldstyle are in a rift.)

Wyldstyle: My scanner's picking up a new dimension! (She looks at it closely.) Oh, n... wait! Just a smudge on the screen. Never mind!

Batman: Then, maybe...

(They're sent back to Planet Vorton.)

Gandalf: Goodness, I almost lost my staff that time.

Wyldstyle: Same here. Except with my lunch.

(Batman pulls out the gateway piece. It comes out of his hand and floats in mid air.)

Gateway Keeper: Hey, nice job. You bought back the Shift Keystone.

Wyldstyle: Keystone? What's a keystone?

Batman: I'm guessing it's this.

Wyldstyle: So, what are they for?

Gateway Keeper: The Keystones are powerful pieces to this gateway. The next keystone is found in a little town East to Shelbyvile and South of Capital City.

Batman: Got it. Open up the rift there.

Gateway Keeper: "Please" would be nice.

(Batman shakes his head in disappointment. They jump in.)

The Simpsons
(A rift opens up in the sky popping out the trio.)

Gandalf: Ohhhh!

Wyldstyle: Where are we?!

Batman: And why does everything look... Strange?!

(Down to the ground, we see Lenny and Carl on a bench. Carl pulls out binoculars and sees the trio plummet.)

Carl: That's weird.

Lenny: What is?

Carl: I think I just saw Batman, a wizard and a hot woman come out of a blue vortex.

(Cut back to the trio. Batman squints and sees the Springfield sign from the mountain.)

Batman: That sign a saw says we're in a town called Springfield!

Gandalf: That's not all, Batman!

(We see a view of Springfield and zoom in to the Simpson house. Inside, the Simpson family all gather on the couch. A crash can be heard. They look up and clear out and the trio land on the couch. Gandalf pulls out a remote and presses a button, turning on the TV.)

Krusty: (on TV) Hey, hey, kids!

(Batman gets off the couch.)

Batman: Enough TV. Let's figure why we're here.

(Gandalf puts down the remote. He picks up a donut and takes a bite of it.)

Wyldstyle: So, this is where we are. I'll go take a look around.

(She looks around the house. She checks under the couch. She then checks under the cushions. Marge walks up to her.)

Marge: Madam, can I ask you a question.

Wyldstyle: Sure. (She turns around and sees her.) Whoa! That's some tall hair. Sorry. Yeah?

Marge: What are you doing here in our house.

Wyldstyle: Well, we're from different universes and we're on a mission to save our friends.

Homer: Pff! That's made up

Wyldstyle: No, it's really real!

Gandalf: Indeed!

Batman: She's right.

Homer: (gasps) Oh, my gosh! It's Batman! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batman!

Batman: Where have I heard that before?

Bart: Holy, Batcave! Lise, it's Batman!

Lisa: How is that possible? Batman can't possibly be here. He's from a comic book universe.

Batman: Oy. Can we stop about this me-talk? We're on a tight schedule.

Wyldstyle: Yeah, we're in a hurry.

(She drinks a can of Buzz Cola.)

Homer: Where'd you get that?

Wyldstyle: The fridge.

(Homer's phone vibrates.)

Homer: D'oh! I'm gonna be late for work! Wish me luck! (He kisses Marge's cheek.) Wish me luck, Batman! (He kisses his cheek.)

Batman: Oh, honestly?

Lisa: Honestly.

Batman: OK, who are you?

Lisa: Lisa.

Batman: Lisa, as much as we wanna tell you all more about what's going on, we're on a mission.

Bart: Can I come?

Wyldstyle: No!

Marge: I was gonna say that.

Wyldstyle: Huh. Well, it's been fun. Later!

(They walk out the backdoor to the backyard. A rift opens up from above the sandbox, popping out a device. Batman walks up to it.)

Batman: Interesting. The markings on this device appear to be the same as on the Shift Keystone. Perhaps they're linked? Someone's trying to help us.

Gandalf: Look! Another keystone!

(They see the keystone up on the roof.)

Wyldstyle: Maybe, this might help us.

(The device activates and three rifts pop up. Batman uses the light-blue rift and makes it up to the roof. He starts to get the keystone, but then, a micro manager pops out of a rift and stares at Batman. He then grabs the keystone.)

Batman: Hey!

Wyldstyle: Batman! (He notices another micro manager grabbing Gandalf and Wyldstyle.) Whoa!

(Another grabs Batman and takes them high in the sky. While, high enough, Batman notices another rift, the micro managers are taking them to.)

Batman: What the heck is going on?

Wyldstyle: I don't know.

(Batman gets his arm free and pulls out his batarang. He throws it and the hands of the micro managers, breaking them free.)

Batman: Here we go again.

(They plummet to the ground, but they're saved by landing on top of a micro manager. They crack the top open. They get inside of it. A terminal is seen. Batman activates it.)

Lord Business: The Foundation Element has been located... It's in the hands of an employee. Do everything it takes to get hold of this employee, one Homer J... Samson. Sempson? Simpson? Oh, whatever! Just get 'em!

Computer System Warning: Second System compromised. Self Destruct in T-Minus 3, 2, 1. Detonation.

Batman: Hmm... I think the tool for this job is in my other Batsuit...

Gandalf: There must be more to it hidden away inside, keeping it alive...

Lord Business: Once we have the artfact we move back. Utilize The Asset and his secret weapon if there's any resistance.

Gandalf: We must retrieve the artefact before the enemies. Where are we heading exactly?

Batman: This says we're heading towards Springfield nuclear power plant. (The micro manager loses altitude.) And that... was our brakes.

(It crash lands into the power plant. Cut to Homer.)

Homer: There's no way out! We're doomed! Doomed!

(Meanwhile, the trio clime out of the micro manager.)

Gandalf: Ow! What do you suppose these internal contraptions want here?

Batman: Wyldstyle. Your scanner.

Wyldstyle: There's something at the other end of the plant! maybe the keystone.

Batman: Let's check it out.

Gandalf: Look! It's the yellow bald person.

(He points at Homer.)

Batman: Gandalf, let's focus. Come on.

(They get to the other end. While, with Homer...)

Homer: What should do? What should I do? All right, Homer. It's all up to you. (He pulls out an instruction book.) Check the core temperature... What's a core temperature? Maybe... (He presses some buttons and pulls two levers.) I simply press this button. (He presses the button. Then, the temperature from the pipes overdrive and destroy a bridge.) D'oh!

Wyldstyle: I get the feeling this guy isn't quite up to speed on nuclear safety. (She shrugs.)

Batman: This is going to be like ACE Chemicals all over again!

Homer: Vent radioactive gas? N-O. Homer, your genius heh heh heh!

Batman: Is he deliberately trying to make things harder?

Homer: This is my chance to show everyone how professional I am.

Wyldstyle: Yeah, someone else should probably take a look at this...

Lord Business: ...so what I'm saying is, why didn't you just cut a bigger hole?

Wyldstyle: Lord Business......

Lord Business: Wyldstyle? It was you meddling! Hey, I'd love to catch up, but I have to grab something and then destroy you and your friends, mmkay? Mmkay. Get the element!

Homer: Ow! Hoo-hoo! Ow, my thingies! I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. Oh my gosh, space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Lord Business: That's the grabbing done. Now, what was the other thing?

Homer: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Lord Business: Well it was nice of you guys to drop in but I don't have time to play. I'm a little busy.

Batman: Hmph. I've fought tougher enemies than this with my cowl backwards.

Gandalf: Some outside the box thinking is required here, I believe.

Lord Business: Look, this is a new gun okay. It needs a little time to charge so my goons will distract you, okay?

Wyldstyle: Ugh... Remind me not do that again...

Lord Busniess: Argh! Why are you so difficult? Just stay still and let me get you already! Really!? It's like you're just asking me to just attack you in lots of different and interesting ways. DO you mind? This is a NEW SUIT! We all know toxic waste gives you awesome super powers, so you just keep on trying that. Thanks!

Wyldstyle: I have literally no idea what do with this.

Lord Business: Tell him it's show-time. Look at that! Right into my hand!

Homer: Hey, get your own pants!

Lord Business: Hey, it's been great seeing you again, Wyldstyle, but I have somewhere less exploding to be. You know what to do.

Joker: Roll up, roll up and witness the hysterically hilarious, the riotously ridiculous, the marvelously mirthful... me. Well, if isn't my old pal Batsy...

Batman: Joker...

Joker: Ding-ding-ding! One point to the Dork Knight! Haha! But, you can tell me what this is? Too late! My experts say it's power unit. So let's use if it's got enough juice to wake up an old friend of yours, Bat-brain! I think it does!

Batman: Joker! What are you doing? Oh, not this again... Duck!

Joker: Ready for round two?!

Gandalf: I shall banish you to the fiery depths!

Joker: Hey! Now that's not very nice!

Batman: That's done it.

Joker: Don't forget to go out with a smile! Nice of you to come out and play.

Batman: Hitting him will interrupt his sequence and do some damage... but he's too far away!

Joker: Will you just PLAY NICE? It's not a show with out THE JOKER! That's me by the way.

Gandalf: The metal giant appears to have a strange contraption attached to it.

Batman: You just made a big mistake!

Joker: Ooh, this looks valuable... Nuh-uh! Hi, I'm going to need a taxi from the roof of Springfield Nuclear Power plant- Oh, never mind, one's here. Be seeing you around, Bat. Wooargh...

Gandalf: I'll take that, thank-you. Shall we?

Joker: ...and then they stole this shiny thing I found!

Lord Vortech: Chance meetings and setbacks to your petty pilfering do not concern me. We have the Foundation Element. that is all that maters.

Joker: Trust me, if you underestimate the Crêped Crusader, you'll end up getting battered.

Gateaway Keeper: There it is. the Chroma Keystone. Now we're talkin'.

Batman: Let's see what this one can do.