Gory Gloria

Plot
Gloria can't take it with the Green family anymore, so she goes on a violent rampage.

Transcript
Cricket: Hi, Gloria!

(Gloria doesn't respond for some reason.)

Cricket: Gloria...?

Gloria: [punches Cricket]

Cricket: OW! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!

Gloria: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!!! IT'S YOU!!!! YOU APPEAR IN EVERY EPISODE!!!!! I DON'T EVEN WANNA LOOK AT YOU!! YOU LOST ALL RESEMBLANCE TO THE LITTLE KIDS I KNEW!!!!

Nancy: Gloria! Calm dow--

Gloria: DO NOT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN AND YOU MUST LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCES!!!! (to Cricket) AND IF YOU ARE EVER ON-SCREEN AGAIN, CRICKET, I WILL KILL YOU!

Bill: What's going on over here?!

Gloria: SHUT THE [CENSORED] UP, BILL!

Cricket, Tilly, Bill, Nancy, Alice: GASP!!!!

Bill: Gloria! We're on Disney Channel! You can't say th--

Gloria: I DON'T CARE!!!

Nancy: Gloria, please! Cricket is the mai--

Gloria: [throws Nancy in the air]

Nancy: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cricket: M-mom??

Gloria: She doesn't love you anymore! NOW, DON'T YOU EVER RUN AWAY FROM ME, AND YOU MUST COME WITH ME!!!!

Cricket: HELP!

Tilly: Don't worry, Cricket! We'll save you!

[We cut to an abandoned house, and inside we see Cricket taped to a chair, with lots to cuts and bruises and blood, and with shoes on.]

Cricket: Please...Gloria...let...me...go...

Gloria: NEVER YOU SON OF A [CENSORED]!!!!

[Three minutes later...]

Bill: Any sign of Gloria, Tilly?

Tilly: I found her! She is about to attack Remy!

Alice: My time has come!

[Alice throws her sword at Gloria at stabs her. Then Gloria dies.]

Bill: Great job, guy---wait, what?!

[Cut to Nancy disguised as Gloria being stabbed by Alice's sword]

Nancy: Why?!!! Why would do this?! I am your wife!!! Ahh! The pain!!! It's unbearable!

Tilly: WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!!!

Nancy: Tell Cricket I love him! [dies]

Bill: NANCY!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!! [cries] YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, GLORIA!!!

[We then cut to Gloria.]

Gloria: Take that, Nancy!