Imaginationland 2/Deleted Scenes/Transcript

King Pig: Oh You can't fool me! K.L.A.W, Start coming up to the good guys and start having sex with them.

Pinky The Worm: Got it!

The Kids: Uh Oh!

(Grizzle starts having sex with Buzzard Beak.)

Grizzle: Oh, Buzzard!

Cartman: Oh God, That's disgusting!

Kyle: I know, Right Cartman?

(Cartman grabs Kyle.)

Kyle: Cartman, What are you doing?

Cartman: Well, Kyle, I just figured out that the evil characters can get a lot of money to beat us. So maybe...

Kyle: Oh no, Cartman!

Cartman: Yeah! What you said!

Kyle: Kiss me hot on the mouth won't you?

Cartman: Oh yeah, Motherfucker? Let me tell you something. I'm going to flip the flip out of you.

(Kyle and Cartman kiss.)

(Mario and Princess Peach have sex.)

Princess Peach: Oh, Mario. Kiss me there.

(Frank comes into Brenda's bun.)

Wendy: Oh yeah! It's dinner time!

Stan: Well actually, I'm busy jerking off with these guys.

(Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny jerk off Wendy.)

Butters: Once you go crazy You'll never go back!

(All the Good and Evil Characters are watching the kids having sex.)

Lollipop King: Oh god I can't look!

Mayor: Are you feeling it?

Sideshow Bob: Pretty freaking sure I am!

Mayor: Oh crap. This is going to be great.

(All the Good and Evil Characters have sex.)

(King Pig comes in.)

King Pig: Excuse me. Sorry. Pardon me.

(King Pig then sees Bowser.)

King Pig: Are you okay?

Bowser: Uh, Yes I am.

King Pig: Something happen to you?

Bowser: I'm fine.

(Bowser starts having sex with King Pig.)

King Pig: Stop it!

(The Slurms are partying.)

Magellan: Come on you tail. Get Batley to suck my dick!

(Batley sucks Magellan's dick.)

(Giggles and Petuina have sex with Disco Bear.)

Disco Bear: Oh yeah. That hits the spot ladies.

Stan: I can't breath!

(Cartman blows into Kyle's butt.)

(Bogge and Quagmire are having sex together.)

Bogge: What's the sex word? Stuipd! Stuipd!

Quagmire: Oh yeah! Screw you!

(The Kids all have sex with each other at once.)

(Plankton has sex with Ursella.)

Plankton: Oh yeah! I'm so freaking hot!

(The scene shows all the good and evil characters having sex going faster.)

Butters: Ow! My face!

Statler: Ha! You don't see that everyday.

Waldorf: Yeah, they really should say, "Ha! GAY!!!"

Statler and Waldorf: (laughing)

(And then the song Uncle Fucka

Bowser: I'm going to check on the Council of 74 and... WHAT?!! (he realizes that the Council of 74 was gone. Then Bowser gets angry and roars with rage) 'KING PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!!!!!! '(This causes King Pig's bedroom to shake with King Pig waking up in shock)

King Pig: (Gasps) Who is distrubing my beauty rest?

(Bowser comes into King Pig's bedroom turnning on the light.)

Bowser: The Council Of 74 are gone!

King Pig: (Gasps) The Good Characters free them? I think The Big Battle should have guns!

Bowser: Guns?

King Pig: Yes, Guns!

Bowser: Can't sleep, King Pig?

King Pig: Yes. Can't sleep, Boss. Sing me lullabies! I don't know what is happening to me!

Bowser: Fine I'll sing you a lullaby.