Chicken Breast Cancer

Characters

 * Kirsten Rolffes (Storyteller put on trail for disturbing the peace by telling innapropriate stories)
 * Judge Egan
 * Officer Chris Lew
 * Audiences in the courthouse
 * Cinderella
 * Stepsisters
 * Godmother
 * Stepmother
 * Prince
 * Jack
 * Giants
 * Frog
 * Woman

Story
When Kirsten Rolffes (played by a cross-dressing Alexandros Martinez) is put on trail for telling obscene stories, she promises to make it up to the judge by telling them the truth about "Cinderella", "Jack and the Beanstalk", "Little Red Riding Hood", and "Snow White".

Quotes

 * Chris Lew: State your name for the record. Kirsten Rolffes: Kirsten Rolffes!