Thread:GazzaB9/@comment-24839525-20180331132827/@comment-30134917-20180406005628

"I never said she stole my money"

This sentence can be read in seven different ways depending on which word you stress. I never said she stole my money (someone else did), I never said she stole my money (I actually didn't say it), I never said she stole my money (I implied it), I never said she stole my money (I said someone else did), I never said she stole my money (I said she borrowed it without asking), I never said she stole my money (she stole someone else's), I never said she stole money (she stole something else)

And

The phrase "go hang a salami! I'm a lasagna hog!" can be read forwards and backward. Yes, the exclamation mark right in the middle of the sentence doesn't affect it at all.