New Life, New Home/Script

New Life, New Home is the first ever episode of The Tales of the Paintders. This page show the script for the whole episode. For more episode scripts, see List of The Tales of the Paintders episodes.

Transcript
(the series opener starts at a neighborhood in the Face Paint World, where we see birds and Dogibats flying around, playing with each other. The camera pans down to people walking around. Afterwards, we see a Face Paint girl exiting her house to get the mail, and grabs it. She looks at the neighborhood and takes a breath, and sighs happily. Then, an Axolotl walks in and purs her legs)

Girl: Aw, Shoney... you are so sweet. (picks him up and scratches his chin)

(Shoney purrs and makes noises, then the other girls walk to her)

Girl 2: Ashton, sis, what mail do we have today?

Ashton: Lemme see, Hannah and Lagan.

(she looks at the mail)

Ashton: (pulls a letter out) Junk. (pulls another one out) Junk. (sees a special letter) Huh?

Lagan: What's that?

(she opens the letter and reads it, and is shocked)

Ashton: Girls... it's a free offer to move to New Paint City!

Lagan: Huh?! That never happened before!

Hannah: Yeah! That must be a joke or an error.

Ashton: I don't think this is a joke. (she reads it) Girls... we are moving!

(Hannah and Lagan make a shocked face as it fades to black for the theme song)

(after the theme)

(we see the outskirts of cars driving, the camera then goes to a car being driven by Shoney, with Ashton, Hannah and Lagan in the backseat)

Hannah: Wonder how life in New Paint City is going to be like?

Ashton: I don't know, but I heard they have really great buildings.

Lagan: Well, duh. Buildings are amazing in big cities!... wonder what house are we gonna live?

Ashton: I sent a message to a manager of a burrow house neighboorhood that we would move there.

Hannah: A burrow home? We can live with moles?

Lagan: No, silly! Like houses, but in burrows?

Hannah: ...oh!

(then, Shoney slams on his brakes)

Ashton: Shoney! What is going on?! Why did you slow down so hard?!

(he points out that there is a big traffic incoming)

Ashton: Oh...

Lagan: Goodie... that is one thing I do NOT like about road trips. This unnecessarily long traffic...

(after waiting through a long traffic, they continue driving with them rocking out music, eating burgers and fries and  talking silly. Then, after a long drive, they finally reach the entrance of New Paint City)

Ashton: Wow... the city is beautiful. More beautiful than I thought it would be...

Lagan: Yeah. We're off to a good start so far.

Hannah: I agree. Hey, Ash, are we gonna explore the city?

Ashton: We will after we get in our new home and unpack our stuff.

(they see they have a mall)

Ashton: Wow! New Paint City has a mall! That's good! (sees a movie theater) They even got a movie theater! This is getting good now!

(then, Shoney parks the car in a parking spot, and they get out of the car, stretching their arms and legs)

Hannah: After a terrifying ride, we are here.

Lagan: Terrifying?

Hannah: It was long.

Lagan: Yeah, that is not THAT terrifying.

(then, as they walk in, a blue Bonga walks in)

Bonga: Ms. Paintders you are?

Ashton: Yes, Mr. Manager.

Bonga: Ah... welcome to New Paint City, you will love it here. It has amazing places the Face Paints like you will enjoy the most! Anyway... (sees Lagan and Hannah) Ah, I see you brought your sisters and (sees Shoney) your pet.

Ashton: Yeah, the older one is Hannah.

Hannah: Hi!

Ashton: And the younger one is Lagan!

Lagan: Heyo.

Ashton: And the pet... he is the family pet, but he is technically Lagan's pet. His name is Shoney.

Bonga Manager: Shoney? That is not a bad name for a pet like him. Follow me, so I can lead you to your new home.

(they do so)

Bonga Manager: Ta-da! Your new home! I already cleaned it up and made it pretty just for you girls. Your rent will be paid once a month, and it will be very high... so be glad you used your unlimited card!

Ashton: Yeah...

(we then see Shoney carrying a box full of stuff, but gets squashed)

Shoney: Ooo...

Bonga Manager: Mind if I help you ladies get your stuff?

Ashton: I would love help! Thank you very much.

(with the help of the manager, they get their boxes out of the car. Later...)

Ashton: Well, we got all of our stuff out of the car. So, here's the plan. We unpack our stuff, and then we relax for the rest of the day. Tomorrow, we will explore New Paint City.

Hannah: Sounds like a plan.

Lagan: Agreed.

(Shoney nods)

(they unpack their stuff as episode fades to black for commericals)

(the episode resumes with the next day, where we see the Paintders walking to the New Paint City. Shoney is humming, while looking around.)

Ashton: Hey, look! There's a coffee shop! The one in our old place was NOT very good at all. Hopefully, this one would be a major improvement.

Lagan: Hey! There's a Billboard of Anna from the Face Paint Fashion magnazine.

(they look at the billboard)

Hannah: Wow... that actually is her! (sees a skirt boutique) OMG! Guys, New Paint City has a skirt boutique!

Ashton:  Really? That's amazing! Our old homeplace's skirt store shut down.

Lagan: Be Gorgeous? That's the title of the Skirt boutique? Okay, cool.

(they continue walking around New Paint City, with some of them playing in the fountain. Afterwards, they come back to where they started the tour)

Ashton: So, want to get coffee?

Lagan and Hannah: Sure!

Shoney: (thumbs up)

(aterwards, they walk out with coffee)

Ashton: This coffee is actually better than our last one.

Hannah: Yeah. I give this one a Fantastic out of 10.

Lagan: Fantastic isn't a number.

Hannah: Oh...

(then, they see a hooded person running around New Paint City)

Ashton: Who is that?

Lagan: I don't know... (scared) but he looks dangerous.

Hannah: Yeah...

Ashton: We gotta track him down!

(then, the Paintders chase down the hooded person for 30 seconds (with Shoney tripping continously) until they seem to lose him)

Ashton: Great... we lost him.

Hannah: He's faster than us!

Lagan: Agreed... now let's go home and pretend we never saw the dude.

(they almost leave, until a girly scream is heard)

Hannah: Huh?!

(they run to see where the girly scream is, and when they find the noise is coming from two girls being confronted by the same hooded person as they hide)

Ashton: What is that bully doing!?

(they hear him while they hide)

Hooded One: Give me the money.

Girl 1: No, you annoying crook! We are not giving away our money! Why do you need money for?!

Hooded One: So I can buy you gorgeous people coffee.

Girl 2: Yeah, not falling for your tricks, Hooded One.

Hooded One: Fine... I'll insult you then. You girls are nothing but tiny-brained pricks.

(with the Paintders)

Lagan: (quietly) That bully! You cannot ask for money to buy coffee! Get them yourself!

Ashton: (quietly) Yeah!

(Shoney nods in anger)

Hannah (quietly): What are we gonna do, Ash and LaeLae?

(Lagan and Shoney shrug in confusion while Ashton angrily stands up)

Lagan: Sis?

Ashton: Hey, you hooded prick!

Hooded One: Huh?! (sees Ashton) You're that loser who tried to chase me.

Ashton: You cannot pick on people, not only that, but you can not ask for their money. That is considered greedy and bullying!

Hooded One: (chuckles) Hooded One is my name,  and bullying, greedy and evil is my game!

(her sisters walk behind her)

Hannah: Well, give it up.

Hooded One: Nope! Evil is my thing I am required to do... what are you nincompoops doing here?!

Lagan: We moved here, like yesterday! What is your problem, bullying people?!

Hooded One: I ain't repeating myself, you deaf people.

Ashton: Excuse me? Deaf? We can hear you very well, Hooded One.

(he chuckles evilly)

Hooded One: You want to trash talk to me?! You are all worthy taunting you for, like I taunt all of the people of New Paint City!

(then, Shoney crawls to his robe and bites his leg)

Hooded One: YEOW!!! (grabs Shoney) So that stupid iguana wants to be dumb too?!

Lagan: He is a AXOLOTL, dummy.

(then, the girl whacks Hooded One in the head)

Hooded One: Ow!!!

Girl 1: Give it up, Hoodie Boy... try how hard you want, but you will NEVER win anyway.

(then, the Hooded One chuckles evilly)

Hooded One: So, you want to be smart now? Fine, I will give up for now, but next time I return, I will not be friendly.

(he leaves while laughing)

Girl 1: Thank you so much for sticking to our side.

Girl 2: You are amazing people.

Ashton: Thanks, girls. What are your names?

Girl 1: My name is Abigail Colena.

Girl 2: Katie Brady.

Ashton: Hello, Abigail and Katie! My name is Ashton and (shows Hannah) this is Hannah and (shows Lagan) this is Lagan.

(Shoney looks at them)

Lagan: That is Shoney.

(Abigail looks at Shoney)

Shoney: (blows raspberry at Abigail)

Abigail: ...so, you have a school?

Hannah: We used to, but since we moved here just yesterday, we don't have one.

Katie: Hey, you should go to New Paint City High School!

Ashton: You have a school?

Abigail: Yeah. It's the best school. The staff is nice, the food is delicious, we have a playground and an art room and best of all... you'll love our principal.

Lagan: Wow, really? It sounds cool. Does it have sports?

Katie: They got football, basketball, cheerleading and others.

Lagan: Cheerleading, huh? (smiles) Well? Sign me up!

Ashton: We can go there!

Hannah: Yeah!

Abigail: Awesome! Say, want to be friends?

Ashton: Yes! I would love to be friends with you two!

(they squeal in excitement with Shoney giving a thumbs up. Later, back at the house, we see the Paintders hanging out with Abigail and Katie)

Abigail: Wow! I like your new house, guys!

Lagan: Thank you so much. The drive to here is very long as heck.

Ashton: So, when is the school going to start back?

Abigail: Monday. It's the weekend.

Hannah: Cool!

Ashton: You know... maybe New Paint City will be a good new place to live at.

(then, Shoney happily dances and then falls on his bum. Then, the Paintders and their friends laugh as the series opener ends)

(credits)

(Warner Bros. Animation logo)