Dora Ruins Christmas/Transcript/1st Song

Dora: Hola! Welcome to the Fiesta Everyone! While Wubbzy is at Africa dealing with Bouncing Tank Engines, we’re gonna Party Like it’s 2011!

(Cheering)

Diego: I can’t wait, Dora! This is gonna be Le Mejor Navidad De la Historian! Best Christmas Evef!

Boots: You said it!

(Dora strums Guitar)

Dora: Now here’s a cancion That is a Parody Of Feliz Navidad! It is Called, Police Mom and Dad. So basically, a police and my mom and dad pop up on the screen, and we’re gonna Sing a Song about it! Here we go!

(Song Starts)

Dora: Police Mom And Dad! Police Mom and Dad! Feeling as good as a Chocolate Latte in Navidad! Police Mom and Dad! Police Mom and Dad! A song you’ll never forget for the rest of your life!

Diego and Boots: We want to show you a Navidad Damce! We want to show you a Navidad dance! We want to show a Navidad dance with the rating PG-13!

Diego: So come along and dance with Dora!

Dora: And of course dance with Diego!

Boots: And we can’t forget me!

Dora, Diego, and Boots: With the Rating PG-13! Police Mom and Dad!

(Song heard as the Pups And Swiper sneak around)

Swiper: What the Heck?

Chase: It’s only Pesky Dora and her best friend, Boots!

Everest: And don’t forget her cousin!

Skye: Ugh, She loves to watch too much Spongebob Squarepants! Or should I say, Doombob Peepants!

(Pups Laughing and Walking Away)

(Repeat Police Mom And Dad Chorus)

Dora and Boots: And if you think this song should be longer! And if you think this song should be longer!

Diego: We Can Sing this Song once again together!

(Crowd Cheering)

Zee D. Bird: Imagine if Hendra and Humphrey saw this? Would they be disappointed?

Moose A. Moose: Yes ZeeZee. There’s probably ranting on this right now.