Musical Adventure Quests transcript

Stick Stickly: "And now, back to All-New Rugrats, right here, on Nickelodeon."

Title card: Musical Adventure Quests

Young Men's choir: Ta-da

The title card disappears.

Scene 1: The Pickles family's house
Didi, Stu, Chas, Kira, Charlotte, Drew, Betty, Howard, Grandpa Lou, Grandma Lulu, Grandpa Boris, Lucy and Randy are watching a musical comedy show on television called The Wacky Neighbor.

Horace: "How are the new uniforms? do they match the work boots? wonderful, did you get the new trucks? good, very good."

Katrina: "Wow, Uncle Horace, you're working super hard."

Lola: "I'm super proud of you, Horace, but can the trash collector do all of the things you said about?"

Horace: "Oh the trash collector can, Lola, the trash collector can."

[Music On Television Screen]

Horace: Who can take your trash out?

stomp it all for you?

shake the plastic bags

and do the twisty thingies too?

the trash collector

All trash collectors: oh the trash collector can

Cut to Tommy, Dil, Chuckie, Kimi, Phil and Lil in the play pen with Angelica and Susie right outside the play pen........

Chuckie: "What are the growed-ups watching, Angelica?"

Angelica: "Well, babies, the growed-ups are watching a telebision moosical comicy show."

Kimi: "What ecsactly is a telebision moosical comicy show?"

Angelica: "It's got hilarious stuff in them and I bet you could all make up your own moosical comicy show."

Horace and trash collectors: the trash collector can

and he does it with a smiling face

and never judges you

Carl: who can take this barf bag?

Trash Collector Number 1: I don't mind at all

Fireman Jack: who can clean me up 

before the great big fireman's ball?

the trash collector

All trash collectors: oh the trash collector can

Stu: "Wow, look at that."

Grandpa Lou: "Look at them cleaning up that trash litter."

Grandma Lulu: "It's wonderful to see them not littering the environment."

Trash Collectors and Residents: The sanitizing folks

are super friendly blokes

curtious and easy going

they wash up when you're over-flowing

Resident Number 1:and tell you when your boxers are showing

Resident Number 2: who can?

Resident Number 3: who can?

Resident Number 4: who can?

Resident Number 5: who can?

All Trash Collectors and Residents: the trash collector can

Lucas and Katrina: 'cause he's our Uncle Horace, man

All Trash Collectors and Residents: he cleans the universe for all of you.......

Tommy: "I gots an idea, you guys, let's think about our very own moosical comicy show."

Lil: "Good idea, Tommy,"

Phil: "Let's do it!"

Musical Number 1: Tricycle Not for You (Angelica and Susie's version)
Susie: "Hey look, a tricycle."

Angelica: "Back off, Susie, that tricycle was looking at me."

Susie: "No way, Angelica, I believe it was looking at me!"

[Music In Background]

Angelica: Susie, Susie

what are you gonna do?

you're so crazy

if think the tricycle's for you

Susie: I told you it's mine already

but you can have my blue teddy

Angelica and Susie: then I'll look neat

righ upon the seat

of the tricycle not for you

Susie: Angelica, Angelica

what are we gonna do?

I don't wanna 

go on this tricycle with you

Angelica: we could just try to share it

Angelica and Susie: "No."

Susie: or maybe our daddys can tear it

Angelica and Susie: then we'll look neat

righ upon the seat

of the tricycle not for you

Angelica: "I just said,"

Susie: not for you

Musical Number 2: Grownups/Teens
Teenage Boys and Teenage Girls: Grownups!

All 14 Grownups: teens!

Teenage Boys and Teenage Girls: grownups!

All 14 Grownups: teens!

Teenage Boys and Teenage Girls: grownups!

Chas: teens

you had your fun

and now we had our fill

Stu: yeah

you're only here

 'cause Didi forgot her pill

Didi: "Oh, Stu."

Howard: teens

you're all just vandalizing

scandalizing punks

Drew: Channel hopping

ritalin-popping chickens

Didi: teens

I can nag and nag

 'til my face turns blue

Betty: teens

you bummed my blokes

but don't say thank you

Teenage Boys and Teenage Girls: why can't you be more like we are?

Grandpa Lou: oh what an entire bunch of brats

Howard: we oughta drown you just like rats

All 14 Grownups: we're sick and tired of you teens today

Musical Number 3: My Way (Bruce the Pig's version)
Bruce: And now

the end is near

so I face

the final curtain

my friend

I'll say it clear

I'll state my case

of which I'm certain

Bruce (continued): I lived

a life that's full

I traveled

each and every highway

and more

much more to this

I did it my way

Bruce: regrets

I had a few

but then again

too few to menton

I did what I had to

and saw it through

without exception

I planned

each charted course

each careful step

along the highway

and more

much more to this

I did it my way

Bruce (continued): yes there were times

I'm sure you knew

when I bit off

more than I could chew

but through it all

when there was a doubt

I ate it up and spit it out

I faced it all

and I stood tall

and did it my way

Bruce: I loved, laughed and cried

I had my fails

my share of losing

and now as tears subside

I find it all so amusing

to think I did all that

and may I say

not in a shy way

oh no

oh no

not me

I did it my way

Bruce (continued): for what is a pig

what has he got

if not himself

then he has not

to say the things

he truly feels

and not the words

he would reveal

the record shows

I took the blows

and did it my way.......