Pretty Cure Punishes the DreamWorks Fairy Godmother

Kimberly AJ (me): When I see Shrek and his friends Donkey and Puss in Boots enter the Potion Workshop and they ask if there is a fairytale about ogres, the Fairy Godmother says...

DreamWorks Fairy Godmother: Ogres don't live happily ever after.

Nala: Why?

Kimberly: Because Shrek has a heart and my mommy told me that it's OK. Now, a few scenes later, since he and Princess Fiona transformed into humans and Donkey turned into a white horse on a rainy midnight (just as they all fainted), Shrek was trying to get to her with his friends, when unfairly, a police force of knights arrested them three. And then they were suspended in the dungeon. But his fairytale friends came to rescue them and they all had a way to break open the castle and crash the wedding where Fiona isn't supposed to kiss the Fairy Godmother's son, Prince Charming, for I know she loves Shrek with all her heart, and besides, a true heart always wins to a happy ending never forgotten.

Fairy Godmother: *annoyed growl* I told you--

Ratigan: Don't say it!

Fairy Godmother: ...ogres don't live--

Saki Hanajima: One more word and you'll get electric shocks.

Fairy Godmother: ...happily ever after!

(Ratigan screaming while Cures Black and White hold each other's hands)

Cure Black: Black Thunder!

Cure White:  White Thunder!

(Pretty Cure Emissaries of Light unleashing their thunder magic simeotaneously)

Discord: I'm going to need more popcorn!

Cure White: We step out the darkness and we summon the light!

Cure Black: We join together to set things right!

Both girls: *squeezing tighly* Pretty Cure Marble Twister!

(Fairy Godmother gasping as she is about to be hit by Marble Twister and she disintegrates into bubbles and teardrops)

Kimberly: Serves her right for being a racist.