Qingxian and Longya try to Separate Figurative Language from Literacy

Mo Qingxian: Oh, my dear Longya, I'm so happy we both are safeguarded by those who really want us as a perfect loving couple~

Longya Yuezheng: Me too, Qingxian, I know international people such as Americans like us this way.

Qingxian: Really? Well, that convinces me that Chinese people aren't the only ones who want us like this. No matter how many times I say I love you, we'll always be together forever.

Longya: I'm feeling the same way. *kisses Qingxian on the lips in about one minute*

(suddenly, a demon of misunderstanding breaches them and uses her to impale him)

Qingxian: L-Longya, when I said we would be together forever, I don't mean like this! *struggles to get herself out of his abdomen*

Longya: But...*shaky breaths*...who used you... to stab me? *breath heavily shaking*

Qingxian: I don't know! *straining* I'm stuck!

Longya: Hang on, my blossom.... *continues breathing shakily* ...I'll get you out of me. How about... *coughs slightly* ...we'll grab each-other's hands?

Qingxian: This is gonna be gory if you pull me out too slow...

(both straining)

Mickey Mouse: Gosh, what is going on?

Qingxian: Mickey Mouse? Oh, am I so glad to see you this close. You see, Longya is trying to pull me out of his body, but this is going too slow!

Longya (continues straining): I can't get her out that fast! H-How am I going to split us both up?

Mickey: Don't worry, sir, this looks like a job for... *dashes away to change his outfit* ... Dr. Mickey, ready to check you up!

Minnie Mouse: And Nurse Minnie! I've got all the tools to help you two go right.

Voice cast

 * Ming Yue as Mo Qingxian
 * Jie Zhang as Longya Yuezheng
 * Brett Iwan as Mickey Mouse
 * Debi Derryberry as Minnie Mouse