A Locket Of Birthdays/Transcript

This is A Locket Of Birthdays transcript made for the fanmade MLP G3 Genderbend au.

TRANSCRIPT
[The title screen appears and fades as we see Peppermint running, almost tripping on his hoof.]

Kazzaroo [Voiceover]: Ponyville. A place where Ponies are known for their fun adventures and hobbies. Fun things where no matter how small can be done in BIG ways. And when I mean big, I mean TOTALLY big. Take my buddy Peppermint here for instance! Hold on, I don't think you know who I am? Well let me give you the picture. My name is Kazzaroo, and let me tell you that today is gonna be one very VERY big day. And I really do mean it! Just like a... Giant locket full of them if you know what I mean! Are you ready? Come on! I have tons to show you! This way now! To Ponyville!

Peppermint: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight don't be late! And that's how you do scotchball! What's up Kazzaroo? What's new by you?

Kazzaroo [Voiceover]: Meet my good pal, Peppermint.

[Peppermint bumps into many ponies, as he bumps into Rainbow Blitz, Vases on his head fall as Peppermint catches them with his head and tail. Ponies cheer.]

Kazzaroo: Nice save Peppermint!

Peppermint: Yeah!

[Peppermint strikes a pose and bows, but drops and smashes all of the vases. Except for the green one, which he catches.]

Kazzaroo: Obviously no matter what, he had to save the green one. Yes, yes, yes! One could say my good friend Peppermint has a case of a green eye!

[Kazzaroo takes out his book]

Kazzaroo: In case you haven't got it by now, I'm the official Ponyville Surprise document organiser. A really big job for a pony like me! You gotta be on time and keep watch for all of Ponyville's big birthdays and surprises! But if you want to know what all of the ponies like and they're birthdays, you gotta take note. And that's why I always keep around The Ponyville Surprise Birthday Book! It really does come in handy!

[Kazzaroo opens the book to Peppermint's page]

Kazzaroo: Peppermint is our green go getter! He likes green bubble baths, cucumbers on his pizza, green sweet treats and candy and his favourite green treasure, socks! Did I mention that Peppermint is a very quirky pal? On his birthday, while we slept, he painted the palace overnight! And guess what colour the palace was? You guessed it! Green! If it was green you name it! Peppermint will be filled with joy!

[Kazzaroo closes the book]

Peppermint: Hey Kazzaroo! The diner's open for business again! Ready to bounce?

Kazzaroo: Yes, yes, yes, I can't wait! Maybe this time around I can get some really good tips on what to do for Yukata's birthday surprise!

Peppermint: Time out. You're trying AGAIN? But haven't you tried too many times to count?

Kazzaroo: Well why not? Each year on one very special day, someone has a birthday surprise! It's just an ordinary birthday tradition. But this year things are going to be different. This time around I just MIGHT finally be able to surprise him!

Peppermint: Yeah right! I'll believe it when I see it. If you want to surprise Yukata, you gotta think HUGE! Better wish yourself the best of luck today! Looks like today is gonna be another one of those types of days!

[They arrive at the Bubble Gum diner and cafe where they see Fireworkfizz and Hyacintha playing a board game.]

Fireworkfizz: Great timing Peppermint! Wanna play?

Peppermint: Woah is that chocolate tic tac toe?! Count me in!

Kazzaroo: Ahem! Look at Boysenberry!

[Boysenberry makes a cake behind Bubble Gum as he talks to Party Favour]

Bubble Gum: You know what would be really REALLY cool? That each day we would throw a gigantic dance rave anywhere in Ponyville! We could dance and dance and dance! In fact it would even make a perfect news coverage! There would-

Peppermint: Psst! Boysenberry whatever you don't put-

Bubble Gum: Think about the title! Breaking news! "A dance rave bigger than any rave in Pony history!" Or would that be too long of a title to-

Boysenberry: Brilliant!

Bubble Gum: Party music, party games we could make it work I know-

[The cake however falls and splatters all over Bubble Gum.]

Peppermint: ...Uhh. Never mind.

Bubble Gum: Boysenberry?

Boysenberry: Oops...

[Everyone gasps, then Bubble Gum eats a cherry from the cake and everyone laughs. Kazzaroo eats a bit of the frosting.]