Buzz Lightyear of Star Command Reborn/Transcript/1

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 * (Disney logo)
 * (Pixar Animation Studios logo)
 * Sarge: V.H.S., this is Beta. We've got the package. We're comin' home!
 * Rex: (excitedly) Hey, everybody, it's here! It's here!
 * Woody: It's here? Well, it's about time!
 * (Opening the door to Andy's room, Woody pays attention at Sarge and the Bucket O' Soldiers carrying a VHS tape of "Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins")
 * Sarge: Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
 * Aliens: Oooooooooooooooh.
 * (Rex stomps into the scene with excitement, accidentally knocking the Pizza Planet aliens out of his way)
 * Rex: Aaaahhhh! It's the new action-packed Buzz Lightyear movie!
 * Sarge: Hut, two, three, four! (he and the soldiers place the video down) All right, move it out!
 * (All of Andy's toys are gathered at a television set for their movie tonight)
 * Rex: Somebody put in the tape! Put it in! My tiny arms can't reach!
 * Woody: (walks over to the VHS player) Okay, okay. Hold your horses, Rex.
 * Rex: PUT IT IN!!
 * Woody: Gosh. It's stuck. (Rex shrieks, then Woody opens the video's case) Just kiddin'.
 * (Rex sighs with relief, as Buzz and Jessie enter on-screen)
 * Buzz: Let me take a look at that… (looks at the video's front cover and whistles) A Buzz Lightyear movie!
 * Woody: What do you know? You don't look so fat when they draw you that way. (Jessie giggles at his statement)
 * Buzz: (chuckles) Let's watch it.
 * Rex: Yes, please! Quick, quick!!
 * Woody: Buzz, we're not going to watch the whole thing. We just want to see all the commercials at the beginning.
 * Rex: WHAT!?!
 * Buzz: He's kiddin', Rex.
 * (Woody walks over the player, placing the tape in)
 * Wheezy: Excuse me, Mr. Lightyear. You oughta sign that tape there. It might be worth something someday!
 * Rex: He can sign it later! (to Woody) Put it in! Put it in!
 * Woody: (grunting) Darn thing's jammed.
 * Rex: "Jammed"?! Oh, I can't stand the suspense. I can't. I just…I — Ohhh! (collapses with complete faint, startling the toys)
 * Hamm: Oh, boy!
 * Buzz: Rex?!
 * Woody: Gee. Maybe we went too far.
 * Rex: Ha ha!! Just kidding!
 * Hamm: Heh-heh. Good one, Rex. Very good.
 * (Hamm, with the television's remote, pushes the "ON/OFF" button, revealing the film's titles)

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