The Bad Guys: Second Comeback/Trailer transcripts

Teaser Trailer
(Fade into Diane Foxington's governor's office doors opening)

(Diane looks around, but eventually focuses on the camera)

Diane: Oh, hello there, I didn't see you come in!

Diane: I know what you're thinking. How was this Marmalade business? Have the Bad Guys done good lately?

Diane: Well, first, Marmalade is also charged with conspiracy because of his possessed hamsters, and the Bad Guys are doing good out there.

Diane: Unfortunately, although thieves are their usual targets, they eventually came across organized crime.

Diane: You see, it...

(Cuts with a phone ringing)

Diane: Oh, phone's ringing. Give me a second.

Diane: Governor Foxington speaking!

(Her expression turned from confident to confused, then confused to scared)

Diane: Okay, conversation's over! You need to go!

(She reaches over and turns the camera off)

(The camera turns on, on the side revealing Foxington running out and shutting the door, the camera focuses to look at the title before static and turning off)

Trailer I: Familiar?
(Fade into DreamWorks Animation logo, with the entire Bad Guys team replacing the boy)

(Fade out and in to show the front of the Fortuna's Wheel Casino)

Ms. Tarantula: We're breaking into the mafia-owned Fortuna's Wheel Casino, but it's not easy as it looks.

Mr. Snake: Great. How will we do that?

(Shift to money packets, slot machines, the laser-protected vault, and the manager's office door)

Ms. Tarantula: That place has heavy encryption and advanced surveillance.

(Cut to elevator opening, revealing the Outback Outlaws)

Mr. Dingo: Allow us to help, but did you think we would forget what you guys did?

(Cut to the words: New Allies)

Mr. Shark: Hey,

(Cut to Mr. Shark talking to Ms. Crocodile)

Mr. Shark: you're an apex predator, so am I. We should hang out sometimes!

Ms. Crocodile: With someone who foiled our plans multiple times? Riiight.

(Cut to the words: New Foes)

Father Armani: I am not having it with these Bad Guys doing good deeds! Complete hypocrisy!

Luck: Agreed. We should team up, comrade.

(Father Armani and Luck shake hands)

(Cut to the words: Resigned!)

Riley Scorpio: I will succeed where Governor Foxington has failed!

(Cut to Chief Luggins ordering her SWAT to lower their weapons at night)

Riley Scorpio: Or should I call her...

(Fade in to where Riley Scorpio is speaking)

Riley Scorpio: The Crimson Paw!

(Cut to the words: Outlaws)

Mr. Wolf: Meet my team! Mr. Snake, Ms. Tarantula, Mr. Shark, and Mr. Piranha. Plus, the Crimson Paw here.

(Cut to the words: Bad Guys)

Mr. Dingo: You might have seen us, but we haven't met. I am Mr. Dingo, and this is Mr. and Mrs. Vampire Bat, Mr. Scorpion, Ms. Crocodile, and Mr. Hyena.

(Cut out, and fade in to Chief Luggins and Luck facing each other at the casino floor)

(Cut to Luck's hand turning into a fist, ready to punch)

(Cut to Chief Luggins' hand turning into a fist, ready to punch)

(Cut to above view zooming in to Chief Luggins and Luck roaring as they get ready to hit each other)

(The resulting punches caused "The Bad Guys" to appear on the left and "Second Comeback to appear on the right, and result in a black screen, putting them in the middle)

(The title shrinks and August 2023 dilates before moving forward into black)

Trailer II: Mafia Heist
(Fade in to Mike walking toward Ms. Tarantula, Mr. Wolf, Mr. Dingo, and Ms. Alligator)

Mike: Heard you guys were in need of a hardware. Why?

(Cut to Universal Pictures)

(Cut to the Bad Guys coming from behind the moon and Mr. Wolf fishing)

(Cut to Ms. Tarantula's screen with "Restricted Access" on the screen)

Ms. Tarantula: It will need quantum-level computing, something I didn't learn since our year in prison!

(Cut to the Port of Los Angeles)

Mike: This hardware you seek is in the Port of Los Angeles. It just got off the cargo ship.

(Cut to the words, "Encryption!")

Riley Scorpio: Is everything in place?

(Cut to Chief Misty Luggins and Luck fistfighting)

Luck: Da,

(Cut to Luck and Father Armani talking to Riley Scorpio)

Luck: I already inserted the new security you have in my home.

Father Armani: I already pissed the chief off more than once.

(Fade in to Chief Luggins confronting Father Armani)

Chief Luggins: You got a lot of nerves not sending your men for help!

(Father Armani stands up)

Father Armani: Oh please,

(Cut to the word: Trust)

Father Armani: we had no use for you anymore.

(Cut to Mr. Wolf's car and Mr. Dingo's van after the casino heist)

(Shift to the word, "Plan!")

(Cut to Riley Scorpio ascending the podium)

(Shift to the word, "Observe!")

(Cut to Fortuna's Wheel vault opening)

(Shift to the word, "Execute!")

(Cut to the Bad Guys and Outback Outlaws in front of the Los Angeles Town Hall)

(Cut to the title appearing)

(Cut to the robotic Spinosaurus roaring across the horizon)

(Shift to the release date before the screen fades)