Me And You Volume 1: Sharing/Transcript

(The video starts with The Wiggles introduced themselves.)

Anthony: Hi! (with others.) We're The Wiggles! (himself.) I'm Anthony.

Sam: I'm Sam.

Murray: I'm Murray. ''

Rita: I'm Sam. (She looks while pointing at Jeff cause he's falling asleep.)'' Oh, no, look at Jeff, everyone. He's falling asleep and we need him! Can you help us wake him up? Are you ready? (with Sam & Anthony.) 1, 2, 3, WAKE UP, JEFF!!!!!!

Jeff: (Jeff blubbers when he is waking up.) Sharing! (holding their fingers together.)

Rita: We’re Going to Share today.

(Translates to the opening sequence while it shows their names on it & some very special guests then the video title card is shown for the album cover then a lot of types of food transition.)

Jeff: Let's cook!

Martin Plaza: Let's cook!

Anthony: Let's eat!

Reg Mombassa: Let's eat!

Murray: Let's growl!

Peter O' Doherty: Let's growl!

Sam and Rita: Let's work!

Greedy Smith: Let's work!

Captain Feathersword: Let's gurugh!

(A scene translates to the Song: Let's Cook a scene where The Wiggly Group are dancing to this song while The Wiggles are dressed up as chefs.)

Anthony: It's time to start cooking eating and growling.

Martin Plaza: (singing) Let's cook.

Wiggles: Let's cook.

Martin Plaza: (singing) Let's eat.

Wiggles: (singing) Let's eat.

Greedy Smith: (singing) Let's growl.

Wiggles: (singing) Let's growl.

Martin Plaza: (singing) Let's work, work, work, work.

Wiggles: (singing) Let's work.

Dorothy: (giggles)

Captain Feathersword: Let's cook.

Wiggles: Let's cook.

Captain Feathersword: Let's eat.

Wiggles: (singing) Let's eat.

Captain Feathersword: Let's growl. Gurgh!

Wiggles: (singing) Let's growl.

Captain Feathersword: Let's gurgh. Gurrgh!

Wiggles: (singing) Let's work.

Dorothy: (giggles)

Captain Feathersword: Gurrgh!

Dorothy: (giggles) Let's cook.

Wiggles: Let's cook.

Dorothy: Let's eat.

Wiggles: (singing) Let's eat.

Dorothy and Martin: (singing) Let's growl.

Wiggles: (singing) Let's growl.

Dorothy: (singing) Let's work, work, work, work. (giggles)

Wiggles: (singing) Let's work.

(Strawberries transition to Hubba Hubba fighting with Iver)

Iver: Hubba Hubba, Gimme back my teddy bear, It’s mine

Hubba Hubba: Iver, Gimme back that teddy bear, It’s mine

Sam: Iver, Hubba Hubba, What’s going on?

Iver: Hubba Hubba wants my teddy bear, Because, It’s mine

Hubba Hubba: Yes, I Do.

Sam: You need to share?

Hubba Hubba: Oh, Iver, I give you my top and You give me your teddy bear. So, we need to share. (cuddles Iver’s teddy bear) Aww.

Iver: Thank you, Hubba Hubba.

Sam: It’s nice to share, is it?

(Roses transition to Dorothy is ready to move and do the actions)

Dorothy: I've got a question, and the question is this. Can you stamp your feet like this? (She tries stamping your feet) Wonderful. Can you clap your hands? (She tries clapping your hands while giggling) That's great. Then you're ready to clap your hands and stamp your feet with Dorothy.

(Song: Clap Your Hands with Dorothy)

Dorothy: (singing) Clap your hands

(Wiggles: Clap your hands)

Dorothy: (singing) Clap with me

(Wiggles: Dorothy)

Dorothy: (singing) Clap your hands

(Wiggles: Clap your hands)

Dorothy: (singing) I'm Dorothy

(Wiggles: Dorothy)

Dorothy: (singing) Stamp your feet

(Wiggles: Stamp your feet)

Dorothy: (singing) Stamp with me

(Wiggles: Dorothy)

Dorothy: (singing) Stamp your feet

(Wiggles: Stamp your feet)

Dorothy: (singing) I'm Dorothy

(Wiggles: Dorothy)

Anthony: (singing) She's got yellow spots

The Other Wiggles: (singing) And big white teeth

Anthony: (singing) She loves to pick roses

Dorothy: I love roses

The Other Wiggles: (singing) On the rosy beach

Dorothy: (singing) Clap your hands

(Wiggles: Clap your hands)

Dorothy: (singing) Clap with me

(Wiggles: Dorothy)

Dorothy: (singing) Clap your hands

(Wiggles: Clap your hands)

Dorothy: (singing) I'm Dorothy

(Wiggles: Dorothy)

Dorothy: (singing) Stamp your feet

(Wiggles: Stamp your feet)

Dorothy: (singing) Stamp with me

(Wiggles: Dorothy)

Dorothy: (singing) Stamp your feet

(Wiggles: Stamp your feet)

Dorothy: (singing) I'm Dorothy

(Wiggles: Dorothy)

Anthony: (singing) She likes to dance

Dorothy: I love to dance

The Other Wiggles: (singing) Romp bomp a stomp

Dorothy: (singing) Romp bomp a stomp

Anthony: (singing) She likes to eat

Dorothy: (singing) I love to eat

Anthony: (singing) Romp bomp a chomp

Dorothy: (singing) Romp bomp a chomp

Dorothy: (singing) Clap your hands

(Wiggles: Clap your hands)

Dorothy: (singing) Clap with me

(Wiggles: Dorothy)

Dorothy: (singing) Clap your hands

(Wiggles: Clap your hands)

Dorothy: (singing) I'm Dorothy

(Wiggles: Dorothy)

Dorothy: (singing) Stamp your feet

(Wiggles: Stamp your feet)

Dorothy: (singing) Stamp with me

(Wiggles: Dorothy)

Dorothy: (singing) Stamp your feet

(Wiggles: Stamp your feet)

Dorothy: (singing) I'm Dorothy

(Wiggles: Dorothy)

(Fruits and vegetables transition to the Song: Monday Is Muffin Day! A scene where Anthony is ready for a muffin day on Monday)

Anthony: What a wonderful day is Monday, a magnificent day a day full of merit and for me. Monday has to be a muffin day.

(singing) Monday is a Muffin Day.

Wiggles: (singing) It's the first day of the week.

Anthony: (singing) Monday is a Muffin Day.

It's muffins I love to eat.

Sam and Rita: (singing) Think of things you can do on a Monday.

Anthony: (singing) Monday, it's a Muffin Day.

Wiggles: (singing) It's the first day of the week.

''(Strawberries transition to Tula painting)

Treelo: Hi, Tula (laughs)

Tula: Hoobledoop, Treelo

Treelo: Paint That, and that, and that, and that

Tula: Now look what you did?

Treelo: Uh Oh!

Tula: I know, Share!

Treelo: Share!?

Tula: Yeah, Share!

(Tula and Treelo painting together)

Tula: There, That’s sharing

(Roses transition to the Song: England Swings)

(Instrumental break)

Wiggles: (singing) England swings like a pendulum do,

Bobbies on bicycles, two by two,

Murray and Jeff: (high voice) Westminster Abbey,

Anthony: (low voice) The tower of Big Ben,

Wiggles: (singing) The rosy red cheeks of the little children.

Sam: (singing) Now, if you huff and puff and you finally save enough

Money up to take your family on a trip across the sea,

Take a tip before you take your trip;

Anthony: (singing) Let me tell you where to go,

(low voice) Go to England, Oh

Wiggles: (singing) England swings like a pendulum do,

Bobbies on bicycles, two by two,

Murray and Jeff: (high voice) Westminster Abbey,

Anthony: (low voice) The tower of Big Ben,

Wiggles: (singing) The rosy red cheeks of the little children.

(Instrumental break while Motorettes tap dancing)

Anthony: (singing) Your mamma's old pajamas,

(low voice) and your papa's mustache,

Sam: (singing) Falling out the windowsill, frolic in the grass,

Tryin' to mock the way they talk fun but all in vain,

Murray and Jeff: (singing) Gaping at the dapper men

Anthony: (singing lower) With derby hats and canes

Wiggles: (singing) England swings like a pendulum do,

Bobbies on bicycles, two by two,

Murray and Jeff: (high voice) Westminster Abbey,

Anthony: (low voice) The tower of Big Ben,

Wiggles: (singing) The rosy red cheeks of the little children.

Wiggles: (singing) England swings like a pendulum do,

Bobbies on bicycles, two by two,

Murray and Jeff: (high voice) Westminster Abbey,

Anthony: (low voice) The tower of Big Ben,

Wiggles: (singing) The rosy red cheeks of the little children.

(Instrumental break.)

Wiggles: (singing) The rosy red cheeks of the little children.

(Bananas transition to the song: Alabama Jubilee.)

Wiggles and Mic Conway: (singing) Hail, hail, the gang's all here

At the Alabama Jubilee.

Mic Conway: (singing) You ought to see Deacon Jones,

When he rattles the bones

Old Parson Brown

Dancin' round like a clown

Old Aunt Jemima

She's past eighty three

Shoutin' I'm full o'pep

"Watch your step, watch your step"

One legged Joe

Spins around on his toes

Throws away his crutch and hollers "Let her go."

And it's hail hail the gang's all here

At the Alabama Jubilee

Anthony: That's the purple guy. Jeff on the organ.

Wiggles: (singing) You ought to see Deacon Jones,

When he rattles the bones

Old Parson Brown

Dancin' round like a clown

Old Aunt Jemima

She's past eighty three

Shoutin' I'm full o'pep

"Watch your step, watch your step"

One legged Joe

Spins around on his toes

Throws away his crutch and hollers "Hey, let her go."

Oh, honey, hail hail the gang's all here

At the Alabama Jubilee

Anthony: The guy in red is Murray. He's playing a very special guitar. The resonator guitar.

Mic Conway: You ought to see Deacon Jones,

When he rattles the bones

Old Parson Brown

Dancin' round like a clown

Old Aunt Jemima

She's past eighty three

Shoutin' I'm full o'pep

"Watch your step, watch your step"

One legged Joe

Spins around on his toes

Throws away his crutch and hollers "Hey, let her go."

Oh, honey, hail hail the gang's all here

At the Alabama Jubilee

Anthony: That's our friend... Mic Conway. The kazoo. He's a one man band.

Wiggles and Mic Conway: (singing) Hail hail the gang's all here

At the Alabama Jub...

Alabama Jub...

Alabama Jubilee

(Floating ocean waves transition to the song: Have a Laugh! (Funny Face).)

Wiggles: (singing) Have a laugh, have a laugh.

Captain Feathersword: Whoa ho. The joke's on me.

Whoo ho ho ho ho ho

Wiggles and Captain Feathersword: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Funny face

Captain Feathersword: Woo ho ho ho ho

Hee hee hee hee hee hee

Whoo hoo hoo

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Whoo hee hee hee hee hee

Whoo hee hee hee

Ha ha ha

Wiggles: (singing) Have a laugh, have a laugh.

Captain Feathersword: Whoa ho. The joke's on me.

Whoo ho ho ho ho ho

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

(Fruits and vegetables transition to the Song: I Love Waffles in the Morning)

Sam: (singing) Waffles in the morning

Even as yawning

Waffles help me start the day

The Other Wiggles: I love waffles in the morning

As the day is dawning

Let's top 'em in a special way

Anthony: Bananas, apples, syrup, butter, apricots.

The Professional Wiggles: Great idea!

Anthony: Strawberries, raspberries, peaches or cherries.

The Professional Wiggles: Great idea!

Sam: Waffles in the morning

Even as yawning

Waffles help me start the day

The Other Wiggles: I love waffles in the morning

As the day is dawning

Let's all eat our waffles today

(Roses transition to the Song: Tuesday Is Taco Day! A scene where Sam is ready for a taco day on Tuesday)

Sam: Tuesday's a terrific day a terrific day for tacos.

(singing) Tuesday is Taco Day.

Wiggles: (singing) It's the second day of the week.

Sam: (singing) Tuesday is Taco Day.

It's the second day of the week.

Rita: Think of the things to do on a Tuesday.

Tuesday is Taco Day.

Wiggles: (singing) It's the second day of the week.

(Strawberries transition to Anthony is ready to ride in the Big Red Car)

Anthony: Seat belt on. Ready to go for a ride in the Big Red Car? Come with us, everybody. We're going to have lots of fun, we're going to meet lots of people, dance and sing. It's going to be beaut. Hey, hang on a second. The Other Wiggles aren't here. Ha ha ha. They're coming soon through the Wiggly House door. I wonder if you can guess... who's coming through the door first. Which Wiggle is it? Well, let me tell you. He wears red. He plays guitar. Who is it? Here he comes. It's Murray.

(Murray arrives outside at the Big Red Car)

Murray: Hi, everyone. Into the Big Red Car I go.

Anthony: Can you guess who the Wiggle is that's coming through the door. He wears purple. He likes to sleep a lot. Yes, of course, you're right. It's Jeff.

(Jeff arrives outside at the Big Red Car)

Jeff: Hi, everyone. Into the Big Red Car I go.

Anthony: And who else is coming through that wonderful Wiggly House door. Well, he wears yellow. He's a singer. He's wonderful. He's the Wiggle singer. It's Sam.

(Sam arrives outside at the Big Red Car)

Sam: Hi, everyone. Into the Big Red Car I go.

Anthony: Guys, don't forget to put your seat belts on. Click, clack, front and back.

(The Wiggles drive off. Wipe transition to the Song: Go Far, Big Red Car)

Anthony: (singing) Buckle up the seat belts

In the Big Red Car in the front (The Professional Wiggles: In the front)

Click, clack (The Professional Wiggles: Click, clack)

Buckle up the seat belts

In the Big Red Car in the back (The Professional Wiggles: In the back)

Click, clack (The Professional Wiggles: Click, clack)

Sam: (singing) Front seat, back seat

Buckle front and back

Click, clack, clack, click

Clickity, clickity, clack

Jeff and Murray: (High voice) Buckle up the seat belts

In the Big Red Car

Click, clack (The Professional Wiggles: Click, clack)

Click, clack (The Professional Wiggles: Click, clack)

Anthony: (singing) Listen here we're coming

In the Big Red Car

Toot, toot (The Professional Wiggles: Toot, toot)

Chugga, chugga (The Professional Wiggles: Chugga, chugga)

Anthony: (singing) Hear the horn, hear it honk

In the Big Red Car

Toot, toot (The Professional Wiggles: Toot, toot)

Chugga, chugga (The Professional Wiggles: Chugga, chugga)

Sam: (singing) Riding on the road

And turn around the bend

Rolling down the highway

Off we go again

Jeff and Murray: (high voice) We can ride so far in the Big Red Car

Toot, toot (The Professional Wiggles: Toot, toot)

Chugga, chugga (The Professional Wiggles: Chugga, chugga)

Anthony: (singing) Riding up the road

And turn around this bend

Toot, toot (The Professional Wiggles: Toot, toot)

Chugga, chugga (The Professional Wiggles: Chugga, chugga)

Anthony: (singing) Rolling down the highway

Off we go again

Toot, toot (The Professional Wiggles: Toot, toot)

Chugga, chugga (The Professional Wiggles: Chugga, chugga)

Sam: (singing) Toot, toot, chugga chugga

Hear me in the car

Chugga, chugga, toot, toot

We can ride so far

Jeff and Murray: (singing) Listen here we're coming

In the Big Red Car

Toot, toot (The Professional Wiggles: Toot, toot)

Chugga, chugga (The Professional Wiggles: Chugga, chugga)

Anthony: Oh, moldy old bowl. Here we roll.

(singing) We can ride so far in the Big Red Car

Toot, toot (The Professional Wiggles: Toot, toot)

Chugga, chugga (The Professional Wiggles: Chugga, chugga)

Anthony: Toot, toot.

(Roses transition to Murray is with Aunt Nellie)

Murray: Everyone, I'm here with Aunt Nelly. Let's all say hi to Aunt Nelly. Hi Aunt Nelly.

Aunt Nelly: Hello, Murray. Hello, everyone.

Murray: Now, Aunt Nelly has a very unusual farm. Can you tell us about your farm?

Aunt Nelly: Well, Murray, I have a dog that barks like a cat.

Murray: Wow, a dog that barks like a cat. That's pretty unusual. Anything else.

Aunt Nelly: Oh, yes. I've got a duck that quacks like a train.

Murray: Wow, a duck that quacks like a train. That is very unusual. See, everyone. I told you the farm was unusual. Let's all go visit Aunt Nelly's farm.

(Double wipe transition to the Song: On Aunt Nellie's Farm)

Sam: (singing) There's a dog that barks like a cat

(Dog: Ruff-ruff, meow)

Wiggles: (singing) We never heard a dog quite like that

(Dog: Meow, ruff-ruff)

Wiggles: (singing) On Aunt Nellie's Farm

On Aunt Nellie's Farm

Sam: (singing) The dog barks like a cat

Wiggles: (singing) We've never heard one like that

Sam: (singing) On Aunt Nellie's farm

There's a cat that sings like a bird

(Cat: Meow, tweet-tweet-tweet)

Wiggles: (singing) He whistles and chirps

We find it absurd

(Cat: Tweet-tweet-tweet, meow)

Wiggles: (singing) On Aunt Nellie's farm

On Aunt Nellie's farm

Sam: (singing) The dog barks like a cat

Wiggles: (singing) We've never heard one like that

Sam: (singing) The cat sings like a bird

Wiggles: (singing) That's quite absurd

Sam: (singing) On Aunt Nellie's farm

There's a duck that quacks like a train

(Duck: Quack, choo-choo)

Wiggles: (singing) Why it sounds like a train

We just can't explain

(Duck: Choo-choo, quack)

Wiggles: (singing) On Aunt Nellie's farm

On Aunt Nellie's farm

Sam: (singing) The dog barks like a cat

Wiggles: (singing) We've never heard one like that

Sam: (singing) The cat sings like a bird

Wiggles: (singing) That's quite absurd

Sam: (singing) The duck quacks like a train

Wiggles: (singing) Why, we just can't explain

Sam: (singing) On Aunt Nellie's farm

Here's a donkey that sounds like a donkey

(Donkey: Hee-aw, hee-aw)

Wiggles: (singing) Hee-aw, he always sounds like a donkey

(Donkey: Hee-aw, hee-aw)

Wiggles: (singing) On Aunt Nellie's farm

On Aunt Nellie's farm

Sam: (singing) The dog barks like a cat

Wiggles: (singing) We've never heard one like that

Sam: (singing) The cat sings like a bird

Wiggles: (singing) That's quite absurd

Sam: (singing) The duck quacks like a train

Wiggles: (singing) Why, we just can't explain

Sam: (singing) The donkey sounds like a donkey

Wiggles: He sounds like a donkey?

Sam: (singing) On Aunt Nellie's farm

On Aunt Nellie's... (with others) farm

(Fruits and vegetables transition to the Song: Cook, Captain, Cook!)

Sam: (singing) Cook, Captain, cook!

He's pirate cook in the sea

Cook, Captain, cook!

Captain Feathersword: Whoa-ho it's my hearty recipes

Wiggles: He's chopping, he's chopping

Captain Feathersword: A chop, chop, chop, chop, chop

Wiggles: He's stirring, he's stirring

Captain Feathersword: Slop, slop, slop, slop, slop

Sam: One egg in the pan frying

The Other Wiggles: Two eggs in the pan frying

Three eggs in the pan frying

Sam and Rita: Pop, Pop, Pop!

Sam: (singing) Cook, Captain, cook!

He's pirate cook in the sea

Cook, Captain, cook!

Captain Feathersword: Whoa-ho it's my hearty recipes

Wiggles: He's chopping, he's chopping

Captain Feathersword: Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop

Wiggles: He's stirring, he's stirring

Captain Feathersword: Slop, slop, slop, slop, slop

Sam: One egg in the pan frying

The Other Wiggles: Two eggs in the pan frying

Three eggs in the pan frying

Sam and Rita: Pop, Pop, Pop!

Sam: (singing) Cook, Captain, cook!

He's pirate cook in the sea

Cook, Captain, cook!

Captain Feathersword: Whoa-ho it's my hearty recipes

Wiggles: He's chopping, he's chopping

Captain Feathersword: Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop

Wiggles: He's stirring, he's stirring

Captain Feathersword: Slop, slop, slop, slop, slop

Sam: One egg in the pan frying

The Other Wiggles: Two eggs in the pan frying

Three eggs in the pan frying

Sam and Rita: Pop, Pop, Pop!

(Bananas transition to Roma playing basketball)

Roma: Hoobledoop, Groove.

Groove: Hoobledoop, Roma, I want that basketball.

Roma: Uh-uh, I had it first, We can share play basketball.

Groove: That sounds Hobblygroovy, Roma. (Groove and Roma playing basketball)

Roma: It’s a Tie and It’s fun to Sharing.

Groove: Hobblygroovy!

(Floating waves transition to the Song: Have a Laugh! (Handstand))

Wiggles: (singing) Have a laugh, have a laugh.

Captain Feathersword: Whoa ho. The joke's on me.

Whoo ho ho ho ho ho

Wiggles and Captain Feathersword: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Handstand

Captain Feathersword: Woo ho ho ho ho

Hee hee hee hee hee hee

Whoo hoo hoo

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Whoo hee hee hee hee hee

Whoo hee hee hee

Ha ha ha

Wiggles: (singing) Have a laugh, have a laugh.

Captain Feathersword: Whoa ho. The joke's on me.

Whoo ho ho ho ho ho

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

(Fruit transition to the Song: Wednesday Is Watermelon Day! A scene where Murray is ready for a watermelon day on Wednesday)

Murray: I love watermelon. And I especially love to eat watermelon on Wednesday.

(singing) Wednesday is Watermelon Day.

Wiggles: (singing) It's the third day of the week.

Murray: (singing) Wednesday is Watermelon Day.

It's melons I love to eat.

Sam and Rita: (singing) I love what I do on a Wednesday.

Murray: (singing) Wednesday is Watermelon Day.

Wiggles: (singing) It's the third day of the week.

(Bananas transition to Anthony is with Dr Johnny Taitz talking about dreidels)

Anthony: Shalom, everybody. We've got a wonderful friend with us today from the Sydney Children's Hospital in Randwick, Dr. Johnny. Let's all say hi Dr. Johnny. Hi, Dr. Johnny.

Dr Johnny: Hi, Anthony. Hi, everyone.

Anthony: Dr. Johnny, tell us about Hanukkah. What happens at Hanukkah. What is it?

Dr Johnny: Hanukkah is a very special festival for the Jewish people. We celebrate the festival which is called the festival of light. Because the jews came back into the temple. They needed to find oil for 8 days. But they could only find one small little jug of oil. Miraculously, the jar of oil lasted for a full 8 days, that's why we use a menorah. The menorah has got 8 special places for candles. And every night the kids light another candle for Hanukkah besides the menorah. We eat lots of oily food, jam, donuts, and potato latkes are a lot of un for the kids. We also spun a dreidel. This is a very special spinning top that the kids use and they can spin it for hours and hours. The last thing about Hanukkah is the best thing Hanukkah falls just before Christmas, and otherwise kids would feel very left out because they don't get Christmas presents. So a very special tradition in Hanukkah is that we all give all the Jewish kids presents, so that they don't feel left out. So, December time is a happy time for al the kids.

Anthony: Dr. Johnny, Hanukkah sounds like lots of fun. We're going to sing a song about Hanukkah, and about the little dreidel. It's called "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel".

(Opening camera transition to the Song: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel)

Sam: (singing) I have a little dreidel

I made it out clay

And when it's dry and ready

Then dreidel I shall play

Wiggles: (singing) Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel

I made it out of clay

Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel

Then dreidel I shall play

Sam: (singing) It has a lovely body

With legs all short and thin

And when it gets all tired

It drops and then I win

Wiggles: (singing) Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel

I made it out of clay

Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel

Then dreidel I shall play

Sam: (singing) My dreidel's always playful

It loves to dance and spin

A happy game of dreidel

Come play now, let's begin

Wiggles: (singing) Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel

It loves to dance and spin

Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel

Come play now, let's begin

Sam: (singing) I have a little dreidel

I made it out clay

And when it's dry and ready

Then dreidel I shall play

Wiggles: (singing) Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel

I made you out of clay

Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel

The dreidel I shall play

(Strawberries transition to Anthony is dressed as a Scottish bagpiper)

Anthony: Everybody, I'm just like a Scottish bagpiper. And bagpipes are at celebrations, all around Scotland. Bagpipes, music, and food of course, dressed like a piper today. Have a look what I'm wearing. I've got some Scottish brogues on. They're my shoes. I have my garters on. And there to keep my socks up, my Scottish socks. I have my kilt on, and the pattern on the kilt, is tartan. This here is called a sporan. And the sporan is like a purse, or, uh, a wallet that you wear, and it's, uh, got lots of decorations on it. You can put your keys in it. You can put your toys, you can put money in it. Put whatever you like in the Inspiron. Over here, we have a dirk. Now, the dirk is a scottish dagger. These days, ceremonial only everybody. We wear these for ceremonies, to remember the old days. When people wore them for hunting, and other things. I've got bagpipes. To play the bagpipes at the ceremonies. I've got my bow tie on, because it's a very special formal occasion. Everybody, talk about formal occasions, phone occasions, music. Here's a song about Tom Love Eaten.

(Double upside down wipe transition to the Song: Tom Love-Eatin')

Sam: (singing) Here's the story of Tom Love-Eatin'

Loves to eat the whole day through

What he'd eat would sure astound you

Listen now to what he'd do

Wiggles: (singing) A linten addie toorin addie

Linten addie toorin ae

Linten lowrin lowrin lowrin

Sam: (singing) Listen now to what he'd do

Breakfast was at Joey's pancakes

Twenty pancakes topped with fruit

Then he'd eat some eggs and bacon

And he'd have some toast to boot

Wiggles: (singing) A linten addie toorin addie

Linten addie toorin ae

Linten lowrin lowrin lowrin

Sam: (singing) Then he'd have some toast to boot

Morning tea was Lilly's Diner

Coffee with a whole cream cake

And he snacked on fruit and custard

While his second cake would bake

Wiggles: (singing) A linten addie toorin addie

Linten addie toorin ae

Linten lowrin lowrin lowrin

While his second cake would bake

Sam: (singing) Lunch was at McFarlane's restaurant

Where he'd have a juicy steak

With a bowl of mashed potatoes

While his pie he'd watch them make

Wiggles: (singing) A linten addie toorin addie

Linten addie toorin ae

Linten lowrin lowrin lowrin

Sam: (singing) While his pie he'd watch them make

For dinner he would eat at Jeffrey's

Cheesy burgers he would pick

But of course, when he was finished

Tom Love-Eatin' would feel sick

Wiggles: (singing) A linten addie toorin addie

Linten addie toorin ae

Linten lowrin lowrin lowrin

Sam: (singing) Tom Love-Eatin' would feel sick

Wiggles: (singing) A linten addie toorin addie

Linten addie toorin ae

Linten lowrin lowrin lowrin

Sam: (singing) Tom Love-Eatin' would feel sick

Tom Love-Eatin' would feel sick

Tom Love-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEatin' would feel sick

(Fruits and vegetables transition to the Song: Clean Your Teeth)

Sam: (singing) Can you clean your teeth? (The Other Wiggles: Brush)

Morning and night

Let's all clean our teeth (The Other Wiggles: Brush)

Make them shine so bright

Brush up and down and around and around

Then rinse your mouth and spit it all out

You can brush your teeth up and down

You can brush your teeth around and around

Now we've cleaned our teeth (The Other Wiggles: Brush)

(Curtain transition to the Song: Yellow Bird)

Wiggles: (singing) Yellow bird

Up high in banana tree

Yellow bird

You sit all alone like me

Jeff: (singing) Did your little friend

leave your nest again?

That is very sad,

makes me feel so bad

You can fly away,

in the sky away

(with the Awake Wiggles) You're more lucky than me

Sam: (singing) I also love the yellow bird

So graceful does it fly

No sooner does it say hello

Then it flies away

As it says goodbye

Wiggles: (singing) Yellow bird

Up high in banana tree

Yellow bird

You sit all alone like me

Jeff: (singing) Let her fly away

In the sky away

Pick a town and soon

Take from night to noon

Black and yellow you

Like banana too

(with the Awake Wiggles) They might pick you someday

Sam: (singing) Wish that I were a yellow bird

I'd fly away with you

But I am not a yellow bird

So here I sit

Nothing else to do

Wiggles: (singing) Yellow bird

Yellow bird

Yellow bird

(Fruit transition to the Song: Thursday Is Bratwurst Day! A scene where Rita is ready for a bratwurst day on Thursday)

Rita: Thursday is a beautiful day. It's the fourth day of the week. And for me, Thursday is Bratwurst Day.

(singing) Thursday is Bratwurst Day.

Wiggles: (singing) It's the fourth day of the week.

Rita: (singing) Thursday is Bratwurst Day.

It's bratwurst I love to eat.

Sam: (singing) All the things you can do on a Thursday.

Rita: (singing) Thursday is Bratwurst Day.

Wiggles: (singing) It's the fourth day of the week.

(Floating waves transition to the Song: Have a Laugh! (Wacky Dance))

Wiggles: (singing) Have a laugh, have a laugh.

Captain Feathersword: Whoa ho. The joke's on me.

Whoo ho ho ho ho ho

Wiggles and Captain Feathersword: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Wacky dance

Captain Feathersword: Woo ho ho ho ho

Hee hee hee hee hee hee

Whoo hoo hoo

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Whoo hee hee hee hee hee

Whoo hee hee hee

Ha ha ha

Wiggles: (singing) Have a laugh, have a laugh.

Captain Feathersword: Whoa ho. The joke's on me.

Whoo ho ho ho ho ho

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

(Bananas transition to Anthony talking about digestion)

Anthony: Everybody, there's nothing better for me. Then to eat an apple and enjoy some lovely hot tea. But, have you ever wondered what happens when you swallow your food and it goes down inside your tummy. How do you digest it? We've got an expert coming to tell us. His name is Dr. Mic. Here he come, Dr. Mic. (Dr. Mic arrives) Let's all say Hi Dr. Mick. Hi, Dr. Mick.

Mic Conway: Hi, Anthony. Hello, everyone.

Anthony: Dr. Mic, I was wondering, could you represent with your wonderful sound machine what happens to our food when we chew it.

Mic Conway: I'll try.

Anthony: And when we swallow it.

Mic Conway: I'll try that, too.

Anthony: And I guess when we digest it. Here it comes. Apple chewy. (He tries an apple while Mic tries other sounds) Fantastic. Now, tea sipping. (He tries to drink tea while he listens to different sounds) Thanks, Dr. Mick.

(Opening camera transition to the Song: That's What You Call Digestion)

Sam: After you chew and

swallow your food

Where does it go?

I wish I knew

Does it stay in your tummy?

Does it still taste yummy?

Or is it turned into muck?

Mic Conway: Well, it goes...

Down the esophagus

Say goodbye, off it goes

into the stomach, splash!

Round the duodenum

Boy, you should have seen them

Turning into muddy mash

Up and down intestines

Having just the best time

Making us strong, no question

Into the bloodstream

Lose what you don't need

That's what we call digestion

Down the esophagus. Into the stomach, splash! Round the duodenum. Up and down intestines, ha! Into the bloodstream. Lose what you don't need.

Sam: Now I think I know

Where it all goes

When we swallow our food, I guess

It goes down and down

Round and around

But I've forgotten the rest

Can you tell me?

Mic Conway: Well, it goes...

Down the esophagus

Say goodbye, off it goes

into the stomach, splash!

Round the duodenum

Boy, you should have seen them

Turning into muddy mash

Up and down intestines

Having just the best time

Making us strong, no question

Into the bloodstream

Lose what you don't need

That's what we call digestion

(playing kazoo)

Anthony: What about the descending colon?

Mic Conway: That's what we call digestion

Murray and Jeff: What about the assending color?

Mic Conway: That's what we call digestion

Oh yeah!

(Curtain transition to Captain Feathersword plays fetch)

Captain Feathersword: (He is holding instructions. He sighs, after closes.) Now, Wags, me hearty, I'm gonna teach you how to fetch. (He puts his instructions down.) Now, I'm gonna throw my feathersword, and you're gonna fetch it. "Fetch" is when you go and get my feathersword, and you bring it back. Okay? Ready? Here we go now. (He throw his feathersword. While, he asked to go get it.) Fetch! Fetch! My feathersword. There. There! There! There!

Wags: (He refuses to fetch his feathersword.) Ruff! Why should I fetch his sword? I didn't throw it.

Captain Feathersword: But look! Use your eyes! There!

Wags: Ruff!

Captain Feathersword: Oh, I see! You don't understand.

Wags: Ruff! That's what he thinks.

Captain Feathersword: I know. I'll show you. (He pretends to be a dog to fetch his feathersword.) There. See? Fetch. Now you understand, Wags, me hearty?

Wags: (He give his feathersword back to Captain.) Ruff!

Captain Feathersword: Oh, no, no, no, no! You don't hand it to me before you fetch it! Ready? Now. (He throw his feathersword. While, he asked to go get it.) Fetch!

Wags: (He refuses to fetch his feathersword, while howling & leaves.)

(Curtain transition to the Song: Sound Your Funky Horn)

Wiggles: (singing) Bass man turn the power on

Dorothy: (singing) Drummer turn the beat

Anthony: (singing in a low voice) Tenor man come take your stand

Dorothy: (singing) Everybody on your feet

Wiggles and Dorothy: (singing) Everybody sound your funky horn

Come on get down

Everybody sound your funky horn

Come on get down

Wiggles: (singing) Guitars keep the rhythm

Dorothy: (singing) Congas and the groove

Anthony: (singing in a low voice) When my main man gets on his horn

Dorothy: (singing) Everybody's got to move (giggles)

Wiggles and Dorothy: (singing) Everybody sound your funky horn

Come on get down

Everybody sound your funky horn

Come on get down, ooh

Dorothy: Keep dancing, everybody, haaaaa!

I love dancing. (giggles)

(with The Wiggles singing) Everybody sound your funky horn

Come on get down

Everybody sound your funky horn

Come on get down

Wiggles: (singing) Bass man, Mr. Drummer

Dorothy: (singing) Keep a smile on your face. (giggles)

Anthony: (singing in a low voice) Get down Mr. Conga

Dorothy: (singing) Keep on keepin' a steady pace, haaaaa!

Wiggles and Dorothy: (singing) Everybody sound your funky horn

Come on get down

Everybody sound your funky horn

Come on get down

Dorothy: (giggles) I love dancing!

Keep dancing, everyone.

I love music. (giggles)

Keep dancing to the beat. (giggles)

(Floating waves transition to the Song: Rag Mop)

Captain Feathersword: Wow!

(singing) M

Wiggles: (singing) M

Captain Feathersword: (singing) I say M.O.

Wiggles: (singing) M.O.

Captain Feathersword: (singing) M.O.P

Wiggles: (singing) M.O.P

Captain Feathersword: (singing) M.O.P.P.

Wiggles: (singing) M.O.P.P.

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Mop

Wiggles: (singing) Mop

Captain Feathersword: (singing) M-o-p-p

Mop, mop, mop, mop

R

Wiggles: (singing) R

Captain Feathersword: (singing) I say R.A.

Wiggles: (singing) R.A.

Captain Feathersword: (singing) R.A.G

Wiggles: (singing) R.A.G

Captain Feathersword: (singing) R.A.G.G

Wiggles: (singing) R.A.G.G

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Rag

Wiggles: (singing) Rag

Captain Feathersword: (singing) R.A.G.G. M.O.P.P

Rag mop

Wiggles: (singing) Doo-li-ah-dah-dah-dah-dah

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Rag mop

Wiggles: (singing) Doo-li-ah-dah-dah-dah-dah

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Rag mop

Wiggles: (singing) Doo-li-ah-dah-dah-dah-dah

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Rag mop

Wiggles: (singing) Doo-li-ah-dah-dah-dah-dah

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Rag mop

Wiggles: (singing) Doo-li-ah-dah-dah-dah-dah

Captain Feathersword: (singing) R.A.G.G. M.O.P.P

Rag

Wiggles: (singing) Mop

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Rag

Wiggles: (singing) Mop

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Rag

Wiggles: (singing) Mop

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Rag

Wiggles: (singing) Mop

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Rag

Wiggles: (singing) Mop

Captain Feathersword: (singing) R.A.G.G. M.O.P.P

A

Wiggles: (singing) A

Captain Feathersword: (singing) I say A B

Wiggles: (singing) A B

Captain Feathersword: (singing) A B C

Wiggles: (singing) A B C

Captain Feathersword: (singing) A B C D

Wiggles: (singing) A B C D

Captain Feathersword: A B C D E F G H I

Wiggles: J

Captain Feathersword: (singing) I say M.O.

Wiggles: (singing) M.O.

Captain Feathersword: (singing) M.O.P

Wiggles: (singing) M.O.P

Captain Feathersword: (singing) M.O.P.P.

Wiggles: (singing) M.O.P.P.

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Rag

Wiggles: (singing) Rag

Captain Feathersword: (singing) R.A.G.G. M.O.P.P

Rag mop

Wiggles: (singing) Doo-li-ah-dah-dah-dah-dah

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Rag mop

Wiggles: (singing) Doo-li-ah-dah-dah-dah-dah

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Rag mop

Wiggles: (singing) Doo-li-ah-dah-dah-dah-dah

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Rag mop

Wiggles: (singing) Doo-li-ah-dah-dah-dah-dah

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Rag mop

Wiggles: (singing) Doo-li-ah-dah-dah-dah-dah

Captain Feathersword: (singing) R.A.G.G. M.O.P.P

Rag

Wiggles: (singing) Mop

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Rag

Wiggles: (singing) Mop

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Rag

Wiggles: (singing) Mop

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Rag

Wiggles: (singing) Mop

Captain Feathersword: (singing) R.A.G.G. M.O.P.P

Rag Mop.

Wiggles and Captain Feathersword: Mop mop.

Captain Feathersword: Whoo hoo! Oh, this is the best rag mopping I've ever done! Gurgh!

(Fruits and vegetables transition to Dorothy talking about roses)

Dorothy: Hi, everyone. I love to dance. And my flowers in all the world are roses. Come dance and pick roses with me.

(Roses transition to the Song: Dorothy, Pick Roses with Me)

Sam: (singing) Dorothy, pick roses with me

Wiggles: (singing) Dorothy, pick roses with me

Sam: (singing) Dorothy, pick roses with me

Wiggles: (singing) Dorothy, pick roses with me

Sam: (singing) Dorothy, come dancing with me

Wiggles: (singing) Dorothy, come dancing with me

Sam: (singing) Dorothy, come dancing with me

Wiggles: (singing) Dorothy, come dancing with me

Sam: (singing) Dorothy, pick roses with me

Wiggles: (singing) Dorothy, pick roses with me

Sam: (singing) Dorothy, pick roses with me

Wiggles: (singing) Dorothy, pick roses with me

(Fruit transition to the Song: Friday Is Fish Fry Day! A scene where Jeff is ready for a fish fry day on Friday)

Jeff: Friday. What a fantastic day for fish.

(singing) Friday is Fish Fry Day.

Wiggles: (singing) It's the fifth day of the week.

Jeff: (singing) Friday is Fish Fry Day.

It's fish I love to eat.

Sam and Rita: (singing) Do all the things you do on a Thursday.

Jeff: (singing) Friday is Fish Fry Day.

Wiggles: (singing) It's the fifth day of the week.

(Strawberries transition to the Song: Have a Laugh! (Wobbly Walk))

Wiggles: (singing) Have a laugh, have a laugh.

Captain Feathersword: Whoa ho. The joke's on me.

Whoo ho ho ho ho ho

Wiggles and Captain Feathersword: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Wobbly walk

Captain Feathersword: Woo ho ho ho ho

Hee hee hee hee hee hee

Whoo hoo hoo

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Whoo hee hee hee hee hee

Whoo hee hee hee

Ha ha ha

Wiggles: (singing) Have a laugh, have a laugh.

Captain Feathersword: Whoa ho. The joke's on me.

Whoo ho ho ho ho ho

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

(Fruit transition to Introducing Sue Snue)

Song: Who Are You, Sue Snue?
Rita: This is Susan Bocks Dutter Docks Berklumber Snue. You better call her Sue Snue.

Sue Snue: Hello

Rita: Be sure to her song.

(Strawberries transition to the Song: Who Are You, Sue Snue?)

The Little Cats: (singing) Who, Who, Who, Who

Uncles Snue: (singing) Who are you?

The Little Cats: (singing) Who, Who, Who, Who

Sue Snue: (singing) I am me

Uncles Snue: (singing) Who are you, Sue Snue

Uncles Snue: (singing) Who are you?