Bad Hair Day/Transcript

(Theme Song)

[After the theme song, the title card appears]

[After the title card, the babies are seen playing as Skeeter interupts playtime]

Skeeter: Hey guys! Watch this! (Does a flip)

[The babies clap]

Kermit: Wow Skeeter, that's amazing! How did you learn to do that?

Skeeter: Uh, I'm not sure, but I've been pretty great at it.

Kermit: (Shrugs)

[Nanny walks into the room]

Nanny: Hi kids, I've got some good news and bad news.

Gonzo: Oh no! Aliens are attacking, I knew it!

Nanny: (Giggles) No Gonzo, Aliens are not even real!

Gonzo: Oh good!

Piggy: So what's the good news nanny?

Nanny: The good news is that there's an inspector is coming to investigate the house.

Fozzie: What's an inspector?

Scooter: An inspector, Fozzie, is a person who comes to your house and investigates to see if you have any weapons, and if you do, you'll go to jail.

Nanny: That's right Scooter.

Fozzie: Oh, I thought he was some type of comedian.

Piggy: Silly Fozzie, an inspector can't be a comedian if he investigates!

Fozzie: Or maybe he could be a investigating comedian! (Giggles)

Piggy: (groans)

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