Goofy For Hire Transcript

The transcript for Goofy For Hire.

Transcript
Mickey: Oh boy! It’s such a good day to walk outside on a Saturday!

Goofy: (crying)

Mickey: (runs up to Goofy) Oh gee Goofy, what’s wrong?

Goofy: (sniff) Mick, i’m gonna lose my house if i don’t pay my bills! And i don’t have money! (sobs)

Mickey: Goofy, why don’t you get a job! It can help you get money, and money won’t lose your house! The new store opened across the street.

Goofy: (gasp) Good idea Mick! I’ll run to the store!

Goofy: (runs all the way across the street)

Mickey: Oh boy, i hope this won’t have major consequences.

Goofy: hruns into the store) Hey, employee do you know where the manager’s room is?

Employee: Oh yeah, it’s down the hall and to the right.

Goofy: Gee, thanks dude! (walks down hall and turns to the right)

Goofy: (opens door)

Goofy: Hello doc?

Manager: So, you came for a job interview?

Goofy: Yes, yes i did.

Manager: what brings you here?

Goofy: Well, i’m about to lose my house, so i need to get a job to get money!

Manager: Good reason. Give me 50 reasons why i should help you.

Goofy: Ok! (brings Mickey and Donald), I’ll show you!

Donald: Hey, where are we?

(3 minutes later)

Mickey and Donald: (sleeping)

Goofy: and that is exactly why you should hire me as an employee.

Manager: (claps four times) Bravo, that was amazing! Your hired!

Goofy: Yes, thank you Mickey and Donald!

Mickey and Donald: (sleeping on the ground)

Title card: Job #1: Janitor

Manager: ok, this is easy! You just gotta clean off any wet stuff on the floor, or wall ok?

Goofy: Ok manager!

Manager (goes in office and closes door)

Goofy: Ok, he told me to wipe the floor and wall, but he didn’t say the roof!

(Goofy uses plumbers for his foot to wipe the ceiling which goes on the ground and causes people to fall down.)

Manager: Ok, heres your-(sees people on the ground)

Goofy: Donald did it.

Donald: HEY!!!

Title Card: Job #2: Cashier

Manager: Ok, maybe being a janitor isn’t the right job for you. Maybe we should try cashier!

Goofy: Okey dokie boss!

(a person enters the store)

Goofy: Hello sir, could i get your order?

Customer/Robber: NOPE!

Robber: (steals cash register, exits the store and jumps into store)

Manager: Oh no! Somebody stop that maniac!

Goofy: I’ll stop him!

Goofy: (gets in car and follows the robber)

Robber: Hahaha, they had no clue about that!

(car honk)

Robber: What was that?

Goofy: (jumps in car) ME!

Robber: Get out!

Goofy: Not until you return that cash box thingy!

Robber: (correction) It’s called a cash register.

Goofy: Oh ok, but i’m still taking that cash register to go!

Robber: NEVER!!!

Goofy & Robber: (fights in car)

(Goofy and the robber fight in the car until they realize the car went off the road and falls down a cliff, causing a massive explosion)

Goofy: So i got the robber arrested, but the cash register also got destroyed! No hard feelings, am i right?

Manager: (angrily) Listen up boy, if you wanna keep this job, then do one thing for me! Dont do a single thing wring or else your fired!!! Understand?!

Goofy: Yes boss, got it boss :(

Title card: Job #3: Can stocker

Manager: Ok, there is no way you can fail this. All you have to do is stack cans and you’ll get $10 everytime you work hard!

Goofy: Okie dokie boss!

Manager: Don’t screw this up or else you will be FIRED!

Manager: (shuts door)

Goofy: Ok Goofy, this shouldn’t be so hard.

Goofy: Stocking cans shouldn’t be hard, can it?

(3 minutes later)

Manager: Ok newbie, i can see that your doing well and not screwing up. For that, i’ll be giving you $10

Goofy: OMG! This is the bestest moment of my life!!!

Manager: Make sure to keep working hard for more money! (shuts office door)

(Mickey & Minnie then enter the store.)

Minnie: Oh boy Mickey! It was sure a fun idea to go to the store.

Mickey: I know!

Mickey: Oh hey Goofy! How are ya doing?

Goofy: Gee Mick, thanks for making me get this job! I got $10 today!

Mickey: (gasp) Gee, that’s good Goofy.

(Goofy then accidentally falls down, causing the shelfs to fall down.)

Manager: Oh Goofy! Ready for more paycheck-AAAAH!

(The manager then runs before the shelf could almost land on him.)

Mickey: Oh boy, i think he’s mad Goofy.

Minnie: Yeah, i think that too.

Goofy: Nah, he looks!

(Mickey and Minnie along with Goofy are sent out of the store with Goofy being fired.)

Mickey: Oh boy, i knew this would have major consequences.

Minnie: Me too. Maybe walking home will cheer us up.

Goofy: (whispers) Hey mick!

Mickey: (whispers) Yeah Goofy?

Goofy: I stole the bosses $100,000,000!

Mickey: (whispers) YOU DID WHAT?

Goofy: Yeah, i stole his money. Now i have enough money to pay my bills.

Mickey: Well, ok. It’s not like nothing bad can happen right?

Goofy: Right.

Goofy: Also, thanks for the job Mick. Even though bad things happened, i still had alot of fun.

Mickey: Your welcome Goofy.

(a title card called: The End appears up on the sun, ending the episode)