Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat (season 2)/Episode 42a: Black Cat Fever

Transcript
(Title and episode production credits appears. We pan from the mountains, and zoom to the alleyways, where we see Lik-Lik and Jin Li playing with Sagwa and Dongwa)

Dongwa: See, it's like a battle of the Yins and Yangs!

Jin Li: Yeah, like you see it that way.

Lik-Lik: Besides, we have a more interesting family history.

(Flashback to the melon incident. As the younger Baba Lik-Lik and Baba Zhao-Shang fly off the melons and the younger Mama and Baba Miao yell "Sorry boys!" and "Catch ya later!" to them, we see them crash land on the ground)

Baba Lik-Lik: Ow....

Baba Zhao-Shang: What happened to you!

(Baba Lik-Lik gets up but then falls on the ground)

Lik-Lik: *in narration* My dad stopped being an alley cat after the melon incident because of an injury that cost him half his leg. But then, guess who my dad met?

(A younger Mama Lik-Lik runs up)

Mama Lik-Lik: Are you okay?

Baba Lik-Lik: N-n-n-n-no, I hurt, and I feel like my leg's been... crushed...

(Cut to Baba Lik-Lik getting up with his front legs and looking Mama Lik-Lik in the eyes)

Baba Lik-Lik: My name's Mao-Mao. What's yours?

Mama Lik-Lik: *sighs* Fat Brown. My owner gave me such a stupid name.

Baba Lik-Lik: I don't care! I have a stupid name too, but I like my nickname, Lik-Lik. But I think you're cute!

Mama Lik-Lik: *gasps* You... love me?

Baba Lik-Lik: *sighs* Yes.

(Transition wipe to the younger Baba Lik-Lik and Mama Lik-Lik playing)

Lik-Lik: *in narration* It was love at first sight for them. Eventually, yadda dadda dadda...

(Transition wipe to Baba and Mama Lik-Lik's wedding)

Lik-Lik: *in narration* They married, and I was born.

(End of flashback. We see Nai-Nai entering the alley as Lik-Lik finishes talking)

Lik-Lik: And that's why you have to deal with our existence.

Nai-Nai: I remember that day!

Dongwa: Why wouldn't you, Nai-Nai?

Nai-Nai: Me and Yeh-Yeh had to help Baba Lik-Lik home after he and Mama Lik-Lik met for the first time! And guess who owns the Lik-Lik family?

Lik-Lik, Jin Li, Sagwa, and Dongwa: *at the same time* The Reader of the Rules!