Miscellaneous Quests

Miscellaneous Quests is the third installment of the theatrical anime film series, Dragon Ball: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Bulma and Oolong's Argument/Explanation of the Great Ape/Goku's Jail-Breaking Transformation
Goku: (waking up:) Uhh? (leans up to see his friends looking miserable, far away from him)

Oolong: You'd think he would have given us a last request.

Bulma: (angry:) Well, I have the last request! Oolong, will you please shut up?

Oolong: (looks to Bulma:) Request denied, glamour girl!

Bulma: Oh, yeah? Then how about you try and do something productive again? Whatever happened to you out there, use it to bust us out of this place!

Oolong: (growls, raising his fist at Bulma) Are you kidding me?! For one, I already saved the stinkin' world, that's enough proactive-ness in my book! For two, I don't even know how to bust us out of here! I made my wish, but I sure as hell didn't get in any practice with the results!

Bulma: Well, I want you to save US! (crossing her arms and glaring at Oolong) Honestly, it's like every time you manage to gain a tiny ounce of my respect. You lose pounds of it all over again.

Oolong: (standing up and stomping his foot:) I don't give a damn about impressing a spoiled girl like you, Bulma! I only ever have and ever will look out for number one! This pig, right here, noboby else!

Bulma: (growling angrily and blowing steam out of her ears:) Is that so?! (gets up) Then perhaps this piggy sound will proof you're wrong, right here in Emperor Pilaf's "easy-bake-office"?

Oolong: (nervously sweating:) Oh, no...

Bulma: (inhales, preparing to make a "piggy" sound to cause Oolong's diarrhea) Pi...

Puar (off-screen): Ohhh...

Bulma and Oolong: (turning to Puar:) Huh?

Oolong (walking up to Puar floating beneath the tempered glass ceiling:) Hey, Puar? What are you doing up there?

Puar: (smiling:) Nothing, just watching the moon.

Oolong: (concerned:) How can you watch the moon? Aren't you worried about tomorrow?

Puar: (looks back to Oolong, pointing at the full moon): Yeah, but that's why I'm looking at the moon, it's soothing.

(Cut to the full moon in the night sky)

Puar (off-screen): Look how full it is tonight.

(Cut to Puar and Oolong)

Puar: Doesn't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy?

Oolong: I'm a pig! I am warm and fuzzy!

Bulma: Hey, Goku? Doesn't this mean that giant ape monster you have back home is out tonight?

Goku: Uh, well...

Yamcha: (confused:) Huh? Ape monster? What are you talking about this time, Bulma?

Oolong and Puar: (looking back to Bulma:) Huh?

Bulma: (holding up her finger:) Okay, listen up. Back in the mountains where Goku and his grandfather live, a giant ape monster comes out at every single full moon and causes a massive ruckus. It's a pretty scary thing.

Puar: (curiously titling her head:) An ape monster?

Oolong: What did it look like?

Goku's Monstrous Playtime/Battle with the Pilaf Gang/Bulma's Fit of Rage
Great Ape Goku: (roaring and laughing at the full moon:) Alright! I missed this feeling so much! (sighs) Now to get to work! (looks down to his friends cowering in fear before him, and showing his teeth) Don't worry, guys. I'm not gonna hurt you. But you do need to get going! Take my clothes and Power Pole, and start moving! As for me, I've got a castle to start wrecking! (laughs, roars)