Kaboom!/Transcript

(Opening logos appear with background music) (SIREN WAILING)

(TYRES SCREECHING)

(GARBLED RADIO TRANSMISSION)

(HELICOPTER HOVERING)

OFFICER ON RADIO: This is squad, we got him here. We have a positive ID. It is the Skinner. Repeat, it is the Skinner.

This is one way to spend Christmas.

Mulcahey!

MULCAHEY: Sir.

Secure the sidewalk. No one in or out.

Yes, sir.

(MACHINE GUN FIRING)

SKINNER: Got a present for you. Pigs!

(GLASS SHATTERING)

Darn you! Let the children go!

Darn you, Skinner! Let the children go!

Reynor! Don't even think it, Reynor, you hear me?

You're gonna sit and wait for the real hostage negotiator!

Dang it, Rick, I'm talking to you!

The last time you pulled this jive, jitterbug, tough gonad stuff,

people lost body parts!

Now, you go in there and it's your badge!

Rick! I know, as mayor of this great metropolis,

you and I have had our little tiffs, but this is the Lieutenant Governor.

Reynor, here's what I...

When the governor gets here, call me.

Reynor's attempting to enter. Do not let him in. Repeat, do not let him in.

Piece of cake.

Hey.

You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres.

Sorkin, the next one I'll hurt.

Sorkin: Reynor, don't go in...

Check fire. There's an officer in the building.

I say again, there's a plain-clothes officer in the building!

(CHILDREN SCREAMING)

Rick, what kept you?

Dad!

Andy here's been getting nervous. I promised him you'd come.

Gave him my word of honour he could watch you die.

Lose the cannon.

Has he hurt you, Andrew?

SKINNER: Hurt, Rick? You say "hurt"?

What do you know about hurt, Rick?

You put me in a cage for 10 years.

You should have gotten the death penalty.

Yeah, would've, should've, could've. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.

Things crawling around in your head.

Sitting on my chest when I wake up.

Do you know what that's like, Rick?

It was your illegal search that rendered the bloody axe inadmissible.

Remember, Rick? Now lose the gun.