Muppet Vision 3D: Adventure of Showtime/Transcript

People are going to the theater and enter the preshow area.

Rowlf: (offscreen) I hate playing, tuning this piano. Gotta get a real job....This is the works. (mumbling and grumbling) Sounds right. Yeah.

Animal: Yeah. Good. Okay, I good.

Rowlf: Take care. Right.

(A construction worker comes on screen)

Construction Worker: Uh....nah, nah. Uh, nah, uh-uh. Nah. Nope. Uh...oh yeah. Hey, Roy, Roy.

Roy: Yeah, boss?

Construction Worker: Over here.

Roy: Okay.

Construction Worker: Yeah.

Roy: Yo, Rick!

Rick: Oh. Yeah?

Roy: Let's move it out.

Rick: Oh yes, sir.

Roy: Yeah, boss?

Construction Worker: Okay, now listen up. Where's Chuck?

Rick: Chuck!

Roy: Yo, Chuck!

Rick: Chuck!

Construction Worker: Chuck, Chuck, Chuck. Come here, come here, come here.

Roy: Chuck.

Chuck: (dopey voice) Yeah, boss?

Construction Worker: Chuck. Here's a sign, here's a rope. Pull the rope.

Chuck: Pull rope.

Construction Worker: Pull the rope, Chuck. Okay, Chick. Okay here we go.

Rick: Up!

Construction Worker: Pull!

Workers: Hold, hold, hold.

C.W: Down, down.

Workers: Hold, hold, hold.

C.W./Roy: Up Chuck, Up Chuck.

(both laugh)

C.W.: Okay, good. Okay. Good, chuck.

Chuck: Thanks, boss.

C.W.: Let me see now.

Roy: Chuck.

C.W.: No, no. Let's see, uh...

Rick: Over here.

C.W.: Uh, yeah, yeah. Okay, Roy and Rick.

Roy: Yeah, boss?

C.W.: Now here's this....Where's Chuck? Chuck! Chuck. Okay, Chuck, Chuck.

Chuck: Yeah, boss?

C.W.: Another sign, another rope. Okay, ready?

Rick: Up!

C.W.: Pull.

(all shouting)

Chuck: Down!

C.W.: No, no! Up, up, up. Good.

Roy: Hold, hold.

C.W.: Good, Chuck.

Chuck: Thanks, boss.

C.W.: Okay, Roy and Rick, get over there, get over there.

(strains)

C.W.: Okay now Chuck.

Chuck: Yeah?

C.W.: The setup. The setup rope.

Chuck: Oh, right, right.

C.W.: Okay, ready? One, two, three.

(strains)

Rick: That a way.

Roy: Chuck, keep going. Little more, little more. Nice.

C.W.: The sign says "Jim Henson's Muppet Vision 3D." Yeah, good.

Rick: Excellent.

C.W.: Yeah. Good Chuck.

Chuck: Thanks, boss.

C.W.: Yeah.

(signs fall down and crash)

Scooter: Video display test. Lose the background. Thank you. Mm-hmm. Scooter from Mars. That'll do it. Hey, hey, guys. Help! Thanks, guys. Check. Haven't I been here before? Mm-hmm. Good. (sees shadow) Wow, is that weird or what? Hey, Tom!

Tom: Yeah?

Scooter: Uh, over there.

(BANG!)

Scooter: How technical. Thanks.

Tom: Sure.

(a painter comes on, and chuckles, then paints the screens with an aquarium of fish)

Painter: Fish.

(Tom is seen swimming with the fishes and then sees a drain with a chain attached to it. He pulls it causing him, the fish and the water to go down the drain)