User blog:GazzaB9/Very Incorrect Good Ol' Magic Quotes


 * Charlotte: My parents once told me I was beautiful. Liars.
 * Maria: Is the writer speaking through you?


 * Maria: It's only illegal if you get caught. And even when you do get caught, you've still got a 50/50 chance of it being illegal. And in the event you're deemed guilty, we don't know each other.


 * Lily: I'm gonna say the N-word...


 * William: Love is like a rose. It seems nice from a distance but if you pick it up then it fucking hurts!


 * Kaity: My god, you're sixty-one? hell, what's your secret?
 * Iron Emperor: It involves bathing in milk and beetle dung.
 * Kaity: Nevermind.


 * Charlotte: What makes the red man red?
 * Maria: When did he first say ugh?
 * Lily: Why does he ask us "how?"
 * Iron Emperor: "Why does he ask us HOW?!"


 * Necromus: It's impossible to lick your own elbow... you just tried it, didn't you?


 * Kaity: I don't think the baby's yours.
 * Arthur: What?! then whose is it?
 * Tattoous: *Slowly starts walking back downstairs*


 * William: It's really hard being a doctor, I should know, I once had to help a woman give birth and all she was saying was "no, the real doctor's right there!" anyway, that's why I'm not allowed near any hospitals anymore.


 * Charlotte: You want to help me take care of some kids?
 * Maria: I'm gonna use the C-word around them.
 * Charlotte: Perfect.


 * Charlotte: I wonder who's on Tinder.
 * Maira's Tinder: Does anyone know how to change your Tinder name?
 * William's Tinder: I once ate half a pack of peanuts before realizing I was allergic and couldn't breath. If you still want to date me after knowing that, then we might be able to make it work.
 * Lily's Tinder: 18, I swear.


 * Charlotte: Yesterday today was tomorrow and tomorrow today is yesterday.


 * William: One day everything will die. Even your favourite meme...


 * Lily: This is probably the most shit-posty blog ever.