Cool Rap Wars/Nostalgia Critic vs. Roger Ebert

Nostalgia Critic: Hello I'm the nostalgia critic I remember it so you don't have to. I'm the future generation of movies to review. I been at this gig after you were around. You can never stop me because your down for the count. I've done many reviews and guested many people. Your just stuck behind 2nd place behind Gene Siskel. I've demolished you Ebert and that is a fact I've destroyed you so big and wipe your sweat off my hat

Ebert: Oh the dude who makes a living off the Internet wants to challenge my mind? Face it Doug, you are way past your prime. Remember when you tried to move past the Critic? Demo Reel was shit and pure acidic. And we both know you aren't the best person. Every year that passes your quality worsens. I truly believe I taken you down. For you I give you two thumbs down!

Nostalgia critic: Nice try grandpa I even battled the nerd you only played angel and demon on your show that was turd. And speaking of you hired new critics to save your show. Your Sneak Previews were just telling the entire movie you been downright scared Death came after you. You and Gene's run has really ran dead because you at the movies was just down....right....dread....

(Doug looks down realizing what he said)

Nostalgia Critic: Oh My God, What the hell am I saying? I didn't mean to say that through those roasts I been displaying. Roger Honestly, You were my inspiration through and through....All I wanted to say was...Thank You. You loved my tribute and i have that tweet framed on my wall. And yes I admit my Pink Floyd Review was a downfall...it's cause I miss you I looked up to you as a hero. But now I start to realize I've been just a big zero.