Eustace's Trailer/Transcripts

[Episode starts at the Bagge farm, we then pan to Courage who is digging a hole looking for something, he finds a spatula.]

Courage: Yay!

[Courage puts a spatula in the box and starts digging. He finds old-fashioned camera and puts it in the box. He starts digging and finds a key.]

Courage: Huh?

[A name tag on key chain covered with dust expect for word "Horst Bagge".]

Courage: "Horst Bagge".

[Courage puts a key in his pocket then walks back to the farm house carrying a box.]

[We then cut to the inside of the Bagge farm where Muriel and Eustace watching a TV]

Nowhere Newsman: Get a trailer for the camping trip and the hunting season!

[Eustace then grumbles]

Eustace: Big deal.

[Eustace changes a channel "The Itchy & Scratchy Show".]

TV Announcer: The "Itchy & Scratch Show" marathon!

[Courage then enters the house with a box. He shows a spatula and pot to Muriel.]

Muriel: You're quite the gentleman, Courage.

[Muriel then cleans the pot.]

Eustace: Stupid dog always brings a garbage to my house.

[Courage shows the key to Eustace.]

Eustace: Huh? If you found it on my property, dog, it's mine!

[Eustace takes a key from Courage.]

Eustace: "Horst Bagge". That's my dead brother. It's a key I've been looking at.

[Eustace cleans dust off a name tag.]

Eustace. "Spare key to Horst Bagge's trailer."

[Eustace remembers when he trying to share a trailer with Horst.]

Young Eustace: Can I sleep in your trailer?

Horst: No.

Young Eustace: Please Big Brother.

Horst: No.

Young Eustace: Oh, come on. You sure I hate sleeping in the igloo.

Horst: Of course you can't because you're not Man Enough to Handle Big Bob. Good night, Useless. (laughs)

[Horst closes a door]

Young Eustace: I'm not Useless. I'm Eustace! (starts crying)

[Back in the present, Eustace is crying because Horst didn't share his trailer.]

Muriel: Poor Eustace.

Eustace: I can't believe Horst won't let me sleep in his trailer.

Courage: Master.

Eustace: Get lost. [kicks Courage. The crash is heard and Courage yelps] My brother's trailer was missing since he died. We're on the road trip.

Muriel: Road trip?

[Courage walks in with the pottery in his head. He gets it off.]

Courage: Road trip?

[Eustace puts a leash on Courage. He closes a front door and locks it. Eustace, Muriel and Courage hop on in Eustace's truck. They fasten a seat belts. Eustace starts his truck and charges. We then cut to the map, where Eustace's truck leaving the Bagge farm and passing a signpost saying "Now Leaving Nowhere". It stops at the gas station. Eustace refills a gas tank of his truck. Muriel and Courage are needing to use the bathroom.]

Muriel: Courage, we need to go to the bathroom.

Courage: Mhm!

[Courage and Muriel rush to the restroom. Later, they come out.]

Muriel: Oh what a relief.

[Courage and Muriel hop on Eustace's truck. Eustace jumps in and drives away. We then cut to the map, where Eustace's truck heading for the hometown of Johnny Bravo. Courage, Muriel and Eustace arrive at Pops' diner.]

Johnny: [seeing Muriel] Oh, Mama! Hey, babe.

Muriel: You must be Johnny Bravo.

Eustace: Get away from my wife. [to Pops] Do you know whose trailer you got? It's Horst.

Pops: Horst? Your brother was dead. I found his missing mobile home on the dangerous edge of the cliff. I rented it.

Courage: Huh?

[We then cut to Eustace taking Muriel, Courage, Johnny and Pops to Horst's trailer.]

Pops: There she it.

[Courage looks at the cliff and gulps]

[Eustace celebrates]

Eustace: Woo-hoo!

Pops: Here's a key, Eustace. It's under the doormat. Take a look. Don't make a sudden move.

Muriel: We won't.

Courage: I just can't wait to see this.

[We then cut to the inside of Horst's trailer.]

Courage, Eustace and Muriel: Oh!

Muriel: Inside of Horst's trailer is big as the Kanker Sister's trailer in Ed Edd n Eddy.

Eustace: A living room, kitchen, staircase, bathroom and bedroom. Ha ha ha ha ha! I can sit on Horst's chair. I'll watch his TV!

[Courage looks at the answering machine.]

Muriel: Courage, look at Horst's answering machine.

Eustace: We ain't got any answering machine. I have to hear what Horst got calls.

[Eustace checks Horst's answering machine.]

Answering machine: [electronic voice] You have 24 messages. [Eustace's voice] Horst? Where's the box full of money? (Beep) Where's the key to the box? Money, money! (Beep) Where's the map to the Gold Hat, Horst? (Beep) Pick up the phone, big brother! Stupid answering machine!

Muriel: Eustace, You're been trying to call Horst.

Eustace: Odd. Better check his outgoing message.

Answering Machine: [Horst's voice] You reached Horst Bagge. When ya hear the beep, start talkin'. But don't tell my brother Eustace.

Eustace: Let's hook up the trailer to my truck.