R-Rated Wreck It Ralph/Transcript

Transcript
(The scene begins with Ralph sighing) (Meanwhile..) (Then at the Vilian's lounge.) (At the Game Hub.)
 * Ralph: I need a chick to rape with..
 * Felix: Hey brother, how are you doing?
 * Ralph: We aren't b- Hey, wanna (bleep) me?
 * Felix: Usually, i'd say yes.. But since your a lesbian. No!
 * Ralph: I watched an video about becoming that!
 * Vanellope: This is the best car, now to glitch it! (glitches the car)
 * Ralph: For my speech, I'll say that being a lesbian and a lover to girls are the best.
 * Doctor Eggman: But why...?! You don't get the girls, you earn the girls.
 * Sonic: (gasps) It's the big guy who broke the Internet..