I, Scott Pilgrim/Ramona

Ramona is the first episode of I, Scott Pilgrim.

Transcript

 * Stephen: Wait, you’re dating a high schooler?
 * Scott: Yeah, so?
 * Stephen: Isn’t that underage?
 * Scott: Uh... Maybe?
 * Kim: That's not cool Scott. I mean, you're, like, forty.
 * Scott: I'm twenty-two, Kim. Twenty-two.
 * Kim: So?
 * Scott: So she's seventeen. There's not that big a gap between us.
 * Neil: You haven't, like... "done it"... have you...?
 * Scott: She almost held my hand once but she got embarrassed and pulled away. Why?
 * Neil: That would be gross.
 * Stephen: Have you kissed her?
 * Scott: Nah, almost hand holding is as far as we've gotten.
 * Kim: Sounds like one hell of a relationship...
 * Scott: Shut up.