The Originmaster

The Originmaster, the protector of the origins of superheroes, was immortal and gathered the origins of the heroes.

Story

 * Originmaster: "I am the Originmaster, the Pagemaster's brother. I have heard that Lord Business and Bad Cop are trying to glue the Lego world, but I have also heard the origins of the heroes. Gosei!"
 * Gosei: "Yes, Originmaster?"
 * Originmaster: "The Origins Book!"
 * Gosei: "Right away!"
 * Originmaster: "Lord Business changed his alias to President Business, so what heroes have an origin? Heroes that can stop him?"
 * King Magnus: "I created Optimus Prime, aka Orion Pax. He was the destined child who can defeat Lord Business."
 * Zordon: "I formed the Power Rangers when they were teenagers. They got their powers because of me."
 * Kai: "Whenever Agumon ate, he Digivolved into Greymon. When I arrived, it was winter in summer."
 * Aunt May Parker: "Peter's origin story is that he was molested by a paedophile, then he was bitten by a radioactive spider that gave him powers, then his uncle got killed by Megatron."
 * Albert: "Bruce Wayne? His origins have to be the death of his parents because of the Experts of Darkness."
 * Jor-El Hologram: "I was killed by an Expert of Darkness. I sent my son Kal-El to Earth from the destroyed Krypton. And then two kind people raised him as Clark Kent."
 * Adam Warlock: "I formed the Guardians of the Galaxy and Nova."
 * Glinda: "Oswald came to Oz, and the prophecy of Oz came true. He became the Wizard of Oz."
 * Whiplash the Snail: "Turbo was an oridinary garden snail, until he got his powers when he got sucked into a car's supercharger. His DNA fused with Nitrous Oxide, and his pace, like mine later. became fast."
 * Spotty: "Superted was an ordinary teddy bear when I found him. Mother Nature gave him powers!"
 * Pepper Potts: "Tony Stark's heart was injured, making him become Iron Man!"
 * Dr. Tenma: "My son Toby became Astro Boy when he was killed by the evils of pollution!"
 * Others: (clamouring and talking indistinctly) "My son was Strider Hiryu! My son was Edenoian! My daughter's Sailor Moon! Officer Murphy has become Robocop after being killed! My son joined the R.I.P.D.! Isaac has Psynergy! Chakan is cursed!" (all clamouring and talking indistinctly)
 * Originmaster: "And so it begins... The end!"