Mr. Krabs, Raphael and Achilles: Attorneys at Law/Quotes

Mr. Krabs

 * I'll take the case (whenever they get a client)

It's disconnected.

Raphael

 * We'll take the case (whenever they get a client)

Yes.

Achilles
We'll take the case (whenever they get a client)

Mrs. Puff
you client is here eugene

Mona Lisa
raph your client is here

Pandora
your client is here

Jeannie the Babysitter
your client is here boss

Oh no, not that one. I was referring to... (The phone call is cut.) Hello? Hello!? What's wrong with the phone?

Really? Are you sure?

Oh, okay.

Lucius Fox
ha ha (insert random word here)

Cyborg
eh

meh

Floyd Minton
i know your here

where is everybody

nobody move!

Deputy Dusty
yeah your under arrest

your busted wide open

Clint Clobber
grrrr!

fuck you

damnit!

Mr. Krabs, Raphael, Achilles, you three come to my office immediately.

Sorry, guys. Bad day.

Judge Coach Halder
guilty!

NOT GUILTY!

GUILTY!

shut the fuck up nelson

Benson
get back to work!

what?!

GRRAHHH!

your the worse

i am not a dick! you are!

shut up roger!

Roger Baxter
okay

oh geez

why me?!

Judge Nicole Watterson
okay case begins

so anything to say

aresst this man

arrest that woman

okay case dismissed

not guilty

i find ya guilty

Jon Arbuckle
garfield!

he hates mondays

lasagna it's his favorite he will eat it right up like this *imitates garfield eating lasagna* yum yum yum like that

but i'm not crazy i swear

Lynn Loud, Sr.
yeah had that coming

what can i have a line in this?

Judge Chef Hatchet
next witness!!

not guilty!

guilty!

Dwight Turnbull
oh jeez

please just leave

Judge Dave Seville
simon theadore alvin?

not guilty

i declare this case over

guilty

Cyril Figgis
it's pronounced figgis

oh fuck me

why?

Bill Green
bill green of bill gree real estate

i'm flying *jumps off the table as he is drunk*

i think i just messed my pants

Elwood P. Harvey
i know i know

don't say it

i know don't remind me

Stan Smith
i'm a usa agent

hey shut up!

finally some justice

Sterling Archer
so you admit to the crime

you know what fuck this

i do not sound like bob belcher

Xander Crews
mommy!

yes mommy

coming mother!

Milo Murphy
i took a bus to school today you think that's fun?

it's a living

alright!

milo murphey's law

Sally Sargent
i don't get respect

yes not guilty

i wish i had a show

Bowser
i am sueing that man for copyright infringement

me and him?

King Koopa
i am not copying him i was here first

brothers?

who knew?

Gramma Alice Green
yeah i love money i can't help it

scrooge got me into it

Anakin Skywalker
i will never turn to the dark side

palpatine did it

Emperor Palpatine
did not

okay i did

damnit so close and yet so far

Guardians of the Galaxy
groot:i am groot

rocket: you said it buddy

star lord: we were arrested for smuggling but we didn't do it

drax: yeah bunch of dumbasses

gamora: please help us

mantis: i can't go to jail i got so much i haven't gotten to do

Elfo
bite

yeah candy!

it's like it's already halloween

here we go again...

Larry Koopa, Roy Koopa, Morton Koopa, Jr., Wendy O. Koopa, Lemmy Koopa, Iggy Koopa and Ludwig von Koopa
wait i we can win this case

yeah these two are long lost brothers

Cheatsy Koopa, Bully Koopa, Big Mouth Koopa, Kootie Pie Koopa, Hip, Hop and Kooky von Koopa
yeah look *shows picture)

hip: now that's what's up

kooky: that's kook even for me

Peter Griffin
aw crap

help me please

* sings surfing bird*

yay! i win!

Hank Hill
god damnit

what the hell?

thank god

Jimmy Two-Shoes
jimmy two shoes

but i didn't do it

aw geez louise

ahh my ass!

Unikitty
they think i'm angry for destruction

does that mean i can go?

yay!

Zim
oh dang

aw come on!

curse you dib membrane curse you!

Gumball Watterson
* girlish scream*

ahhh!

holy shit

thank you mom

Pizza Boy
guilty guilty? *starts laughing insanely*

* get's shocked* ahhhh!

i will get you!

Buford van Storm
yeah we have a love hat relationship

it's complicated

so that means...

holy crap!

Penn Zero
i'm a hero traveling to other dimensions

* sigh* fuck me

phew

WordGirl
i am hero i also give people definitions

definitions it's what the word means

could we hurry this up i am kinda getting annoyed at this

annoyed it means you can't stand it

Arthur Reed
my glasses!

thank you!

yahoo!

Ben Tennyson
the omnitrix it turns me into different aliens

yeah in your face archer

it's hero time!

K.O.
oh man

what i do?

alright can we go i'm hungry

but i'm hungry!

is there a bathroom here

but i gotta pee!

Steven Universe
please don't

but i needed to

thanos was gonna wipe out half the universe

please just stop

thank god i don't do well in tight spaces i throw up

Spike the Bulldog
and that's why i beat them

well didn't think about that

well that was a load of crap

Droopy
hello all you court people

some insurance forms maybe

oh dear

so does that mean he's guilty?

hooray hooray...

you know what?..i'm happy

thank you everyone

SwaySway and Buhdeuce
we deliever bread

oh shit

buhdeuce: oh bubble nuggets

sway sway: i hate this trial

buhdeuce: i told you bribing was illegal

sway sway: ah shut up!

Harvey Beaks
yes but it's not what you think

yeah the geyser looked fun

yeah it was

i told you i was

wahoo!

* fist bumps fee but it is stopped as fee shoves it aside shakes her head then kisses him*

* Kisses fee making her blush*

The Louds
lincoln

lincoln: oh god

lucy: sigh we're doomed

luna: *singing voice* we are free yesiree we're freeee! *realizes* hey chip skylark didn't make that into a song

Yogi Bear
hey what you gonna do

it isn't all bad

nut's and berries? yuck

Winnie the Pooh
oh bother

i need honey to survive i'm a bear after all

maybe this will help * runs here i go whoops trips and laughs* i fell down

Mickey Mouse
ha ha

oh boy back in buisness

i won?

i won? *takes out money* here cash have it we have lot's of it

you know i gotta thank you three you really saved my cheese there

party at disneyland! (whenever a case is won)

Craig Silthers
i'm a snake

hello shirt?

so are we good?

awesome thanks

Leonardo
raph donatello he's been murdered!

no i didn't but they think it was me!

the shredder!

you murderer! i should've known it was you

asta la bye bye shredder

cowabunga!

Top Cat
pardon me but can you help me

gambling illegal gambling

well that's how the cookie crumbles

Spider-Man
j jonah think i'm a menace

yes i'm a hero

yes so lobng jonah bye bye

Aladdin
i stole some bread

hey i am a prince

so i win just like that?

yeah!