The Avengers (Marvel;Re)/Issue 4 (Coolot1)

This is issue four of Thor's arc in The Avengers.

Transcript
The issue begins with Jessica walking home as she sees a text from Luke Cage saying "Honey, me and the Avengers are going to fight Psycho-Man on Mars so you'll be by yourself for a while...." She sighs and sits down and turns on the TV as it is a bad soap opera. She walks to the fridge to get ice cream as suddenly the ice cream forms Loki's face. He forces himself into her mouth as Jessica swallows and then her eyes turn yellow. It cuts to the Rundown Bar (Thor's team's hideout) as "Jessica" comes in with a smirk on her face. Eros runs to punch Loki/Jessica as he/she does a matrix style dodge and then runs, finding his helmet and staff inside a glass concealing in the HQ. He/she breaks the glass and places the helmet on. He/She then grabs the staff. He/She disappears. The next two pieces of dialogue is said at the same time. Cuts to a flashback as Thor is struggling to carry Mjonir. It is revealed that Strange is using his magic to hold it down while giggling like a child. Flashback ends. It cuts to Wong cleaning the Sanctum as Thor comes. They do as Thor uses lightning for an epic leaving scene. Cuts to Strange arriving with groceries. He notices the words Strange Sucks engraved on the Sanctorum. Text appears saying "To be continued. No not the Strange shouting Thor's name, the actual plot."
 * Eddie: (in TV) Martha! You cheated on me!
 * Martha: (in TV) No! You cheated on me with my twin sister!
 * Eddie: (in TV) You have a twin sister?!
 * Jessica: Ugh... why am I watching this again?
 * Jessica: What the...?
 * Loki: (as ice cream) Hello Jessica. No worries I won't be in your ice cream for long.
 * Loki/Jessica: Because I'd be in you.
 * "Jessica": Hello fello avengers!
 * Thor: Hi Loki! How was living without a body?
 * Loki: How did you instantly know it was me in this utterly sexy skin suit?
 * Thor: Jessica Jones hardly smiles. Also the yellow eyes.
 * Eros: That's actually true. The only time I saw he smile is when she beat me up when I was drunk. And I still don't forgive her for that so...
 * Thor: No!
 * Loki/Jessica: I feel naked without my helmet. Thank you for keeping it in storage here.
 * Loki/Jessica: Adios Avengturds!
 * Brian: Avengturds? That sounds.... juvenile.
 * Rick: I strangely feel offended by that.
 * Wanda and Thor: I know exactly who we need to help us.
 * Thor: Wong!
 * Wanda: Doctor Strange!
 * Carol: You two said different things.
 * Thor: YOU WANT DOCTOR STRANGE?!
 * Wanda: You want his butler?
 * Thor: I have a bad memory with him.
 * Wanda: Okay then.... Dwight Schrute...
 * Thor: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?! Anyways we are recruiting Wong and that's final. All who oppose, you aren't the leader so your opinion doesn't matter:
 * Eros: Isn't a team supposed to work together?
 * Thor: Yeah... but the leader makes all of the decisions.
 * Brian: That's stupid.
 * Thor: They don't call me the 167th smartest man in the world for nothing.
 * Carol: 167th?
 * Thor: Yes.
 * Wong: Ah Thor. Need Doctor Strange? He's busy.
 * Thor: Nope. I need you!
 * Wong: Me?
 * Thor: Yes.
 * Wong: Why me?
 * Thor: Because you are just as powerful as Stephen and nobody admits it!
 * Wong: I am!
 * Thor: So are you in?
 * Wong: What am I doing again?
 * Thor: We need you to help us find Jessica Jones and remove Loki from her body. So are you in?
 * Wong: I am!
 * Thor: Good. Let's go!
 * Strange: Good to be...
 * Strange: THOR ODINSON! MAY DORMAMMU CURSE YOUR SOUL!