Mario's Q and A episode 9 "Ghost!"

Ghost! is the 9th episode of Mario's Q and A season 1 and episode 9 overall.In this episode,Kari,Agumon,Blu,Pac man,Kirby,Luigi,Pink monkey,Pedro,Sonic and Nico compete for a chance to win a golden necklace by getting the most points after Mario asks them 6 questions but Boo Mii appears before question 4 was about to be asked and scares both the contestants and the host as well as the audience.In the end,Blu won the golden necklace with 18 points and Nico got upset as he does it in every episode that he lost in.The transcript of the episode is below.

The episode starts off with the Mario's Q and A theme song playing in the background as Mario then appears.

Mario:(To the audience) "Hello everyone! Welcome to an all new episode of....."

Audience:(In unison) "Mario's Q and A!" *Cheers*

Mario:(To the audience) "Are you ready to meet today's contestants?"

Audience:*Cheers*

Mario:(To the audience) "Alright! Here are today's contestants!" (Introducing Kari) "From the famous Digimon franchise who is known as the little sister of Tai who the Digimon including Gatomon really hate to race against with Gomamon as an exception,introducing Kari kamiya!"

The audience cheer as Kari appears and gets into her designed position.

Mario:(To Kari,admiring her beauty) "Wow,Kari! You look very smiley today!"

Kari:(To Mario in a big smile) "I sure am,Mario! I'm winning this won for Tai,baby! Wahoo!"

Mario:(To Kari in a smile) "You also look very beautiful but Peach is more beautiful than you!"

Kari:(To Mario angrily) "What did you just say!?"

Mario:(To Kari nervously) "Uh....nothing?"

Kari:*Angrily looks at Mario*

Mario:(To the audience) "Why did I say that?"

Audience:*Laughs*

Mario:(Introducing Agumon) "Alright! Here's our next contestant! From the famous Digimon franchise who is known as the leader of the Digimon,well if their tamers are not around,and Kari's main rival,let's hear it for Agumon!"

The audience cheer as Agumon appears and gets into his designed position,which is next to Kari.

Agumon:(To Mario happily) "Hey,Mario! It's great to be here today! I'm gonna win this for all the Digimon out there,from fresh to mega,baby! Yeah!"

Kari:(To Agumon angrily) "Freak me! Look who it is,the yellow T-Rex baby!"

Agumon:(To Kari angrily) "You're making fun of me!?"

Kari:(To Agumon angrily) "You heard me,you stupid reptile!"

Kari and Agumon:*Angrily growl at each other and then fight*

Mario:(Looking at Kari and Agumon fighting) "Aw boy!"

Kari:(To Agumon angrily) "That all you got!?"

Agumon:(To Kari angrily) "I'll shred you alive!"

Mario:*Face palms*

Audience:*Laughs*

Mario:(Introducing Pac man until he was interrupted by the audience's laughter) "Our third contestant is a very picky eater on which he eats just about every fruit in the universe! Can you believe it and how screwed up is that?"

Pac man then appears on Mario's head while he was talking,trying to eat his cap and the audience laugh.

Audience:*Laughs*

Mario noticed the audience's laughter and turns around,seeing nothing behind him.

Mario:*Sighs* (Resuming introducing Pac man until the audience's laughter interrupted him again) "As I was saying,this guy is so hungry that he could eat 1 million ghosts within 24 hours! Can you believe that?"

Pac man appears on Mario's head again,chewing on his hat and the audience laugh again.

Audience:*Laughs again*

Mario noticed the audience's laughter and turns around again,seeing nothing behind him and gets angry.

Mario:*Angrily growls* (Introducing Pac man until the audience's laughter interrupted him for the third time) "This guy's very round and he's very yellow as well!"

Pac man appears jumping on Mario's head and sucks on his cap,catching Mario's attention and the audience's laughter.

Audience:*Laughs for the third time*

Mario:*Looks at Pac man* (Fearfully) "What in the what!?" (Angrily as he throws a fruit bowl on Pac man's designed position,catching his attention) "Alright! Let's give it up for Pac man!"

The audience cheer as Pac man dashes to his designed position,which is a few inches away from Kari and Agumon,and eats his fruit bowl.

Pac man:(To Mario with a mouthful of fruit) "Heya,Mario! It's an honor to be on one of my younger cousin's game shows! Thanks for the fruit! I was really hungry!"

Mario:(To Pac man) "Yeah! I know Pac man! But will you stop trying to eat my cap! My cap is not a cherry!"

Audience:*Laughs*

Mario then quickly introduces the last eight contestants and the audience cheer as they go their designed positions.

Nico:(Happily) "I'm gonna win that prize,baby!"

Mario:(To the contestants in a smile) "OK,contestants! Are you ready?"

The 13 contestants:(To Mario happily in unison) "Yeah!"

Mario:(Happily) "Alright! Here we go!" (Asking his contestants the first question) "What makes you laugh?"

Nico:(Thinking) "Come on,Nico! You got this! What's the thing that makes you laugh? Hmm....."

Suddenly,Sonic buzzes in and Nico widens his eyes.

Nico:*Widens his eyes* (Surprised) "What?!"

Mario:(To Sonic) "OK! Sonic,what is your answer?"

Sonic:(To Mario) "Almost everything makes me laugh! A funny story or video,even as simple as someone dropping or scaring someone a little! To be honest,it's a tiny bit hard not to make me laugh!"

Mario:(To Sonic) "Correct! They say laughter is the best medicine after all!"

Sonic then earns 5 points,putting him in the lead.

Nico:(Sadly) "Aw man!"

Mario:(Asking his contestants the second question) "What's your desired/favourite military aircraft from either real life or fiction and why?"

Nico:(Thinking) "Come on Nico! What is your favourite aircraft? Come on........"

Mario:(Asking the third question,which is a follow up question) "Oh! There's a follow up too! You get 5 extra points if you get this one right! For whatever your choice may be,what bird species represents that choice?"

Suddenly,Pedro buzzed in and Nico was surprised.

Nico:*Widens his eyes* (Surprised) "Double what?!"

Mario:(To Pedro) "Pedro?"

Pedro:(To Mario) "Defiantly the X-wing Star fighter from Star Wars! I really want to be Luke Skywalker when he flies through the trenches of Death Star! And I guess I would say the best bird to represent the X-wing would be the scarlet macaw,if the X-wing is in Red Squadron!"

Mario:(To Pedro) "Good choice,Pedro!"

Pedro then gets 10 points,putting him in the lead and Sonic in second place.

Sonic:(Surprised) "Pedro's in the lead?!" (Sadly) "That's messed up!"

Pedro:(Happily) "Wahoo! Party in the ipenema,baby!"

Nico:(To Pedro angrily) "Hey! That's my line!"

Pedro:(To Nico) "So? Why can't I use it too?"

Nico:(Sadly) "Never mind!"

Before Mario could ask question 4,the lights suddenly turn off and on constantly as everyone,including the contestants,became curious on what's happening.

Blu:(To Mario fearfully) "Mario,what's happening? I'm getting kinda scared!"

Mario:(To Tentomon) "Find out what's going on,Tentomon!"

Tentomon:(To Mario bravely) "You got it,Mario!"

Tentomon flies away to find out what's happening and Mario looks at the audience in a smile.

Mario:(To the audience in a smile) "Don't worry everyone! It's just a technological difficulty!"

However,it wasn't one of those technological difficulties that we have in everyday life.The lights turn off again and an eerie sound came from somewhere on the set.Suddenly,a Boo appears and everyone screams.

All:(Except the Boo) "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Everyone shivers in fear and Tentomon turns on the lights,making the Boo react to it and it reveals itself to a female Mii named.....

Nico,Luigi,Pedro and Blu:(To Boo Mii in shock) "Boo Mii?!"

Sonic:(To Boo Mii angrily) "What the heck?!"

Pac man:(To Boo Mii) "In the middle of a broadcast! Seriously?"

Boo Mii:(Being honest) "What? I thought it would be funny! Hehehe!"

Boo Mii then floats offscreen in giggles and everyone calms down as Mario takes a few deep breaths before starting where he left off.

Mario:(Asking his contestants the fourth question) "What languages can you speak besides English?"

Blu:(To Mario) "We can't answer English for this question? What kind of question is that? Is that a trick question?"

Mario:(To Blu sadly) "Oh! I'm sorry,Blu! That's gonna cost you!"

Blu then loses 7 points,putting him in last place.

Blu:(Surprised) "What?!" (Sadly) "This is so unfair!"

Nico:*Laughs at Blu's misfortune*

Mario:(To Nico angrily) "That's 9 points gone for making fun of Blu,Nico! You don't make fun of others! That's the rules!"

Nico then loses 9 points,putting him in dead last place.

Nico:(Surprised) "What!?" (Angrily grunting) "Oh my god!"

Suddenly,Pink monkey then buzzed in and Mario looks at her.

Mario:(To Pink monkey) "Pink monkey,what is your answer?"

Pink monkey:(To Mario) "Well,Mario! There's a lot of languages that I know,like Chinese,Japanese,Britain,Brazilian,Korean......."

Feeling that he couldn't take it anymore,Mario puts his hands on Pink monkey's lips to make her stop talking.

Pink monkey:(With her lips covered by Mario) "Mm!"

Mario:(To Pink monkey sadly) "Please stop! You're gonna waste the whole show!"

Pink monkey:(To Mario through her nostrils) "I'm sorry! Couldn't help being talkative!"

Mario lets go of Pink monkey's lips and Pink monkey earns 12 points,putting her in the lead.

Pedro:(Surprised) "Aww what?" (To Pink monkey) "You cheating!"

Pink monkey:(To Pedro in confusion and anger at the same time) "How am I gonna cheat? I play fair and square! Hmph!"