The Strangest Rugrats Adventure/Transcript

Garry Marshall : [voiceover, after the Paramount Pictures logo is finished] Ahem... Now, where to begin?

[clicks tongue with after the 2002 Nickelodeon Movies logo]

Garry Marshall : How about, Once upon a time?

[music cuts off with opening glitches up and cuts to black]

Garry Marshall : How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else! [gasps] I got it, I got it, here we go! Here's how to open a movie!

[opening to The Lion King brief playing and dies out]

Garry Marshall : No, I don't think so! It sounds familiar, doesn't it to you?

[cut to Storybook Opening and hue change]

Garry Marshall : Oh, no, no, not the book! How many have seen "opening the book" before? [screech] Close the book, we're not doing that? Here's what we're gonna do! Why don't I just go back to the day... things took a turn for the worse?