The Good, the Bad, and the Robot/Transcript

[''The episode begins with a view of Piano Repaired shop. Scratch plants a piano with the bombs.'']

Grounder: Aw, Scratch, you seen the "Looney Tunes" cartoons many times.

[Scratch turns to face Grounder and holds up his left index finger.]


 * Scratch: Yeah! When he strikes this note, instead of a piano, he'll be playing a harp! Bwahahaha!

[''Grounder laughs evilly, and Scratch carries a piano. He then places it next to the street.'']

Scratch: Here he comes!

[Scratch and Grounder hide behind a tree. Sonic runs up to the piano.]

Sonic: Learn to play the piano, free!

Tails: It's gotta be a badnik trap, Sonic!

[Sonic opens a music book]

Sonic: Since when has that been a problem? Watch me to play "Those Endearing Young Charms"!

[Sonic plays "Those Endearing Young Charms" on a piano when skips over the key rigged with dynamite.]

Scratch: No-ho-ho! That's not it!

Grounder: Yeah! That's wrong! Try it again!

[Sonic plays a piano again. Scratch and Grounder runs to Sonic.]

Scratch: D'oh! You stupid hedgehog! [Scratch pushes Sonic away.] Like this!

[Scratch plays a piano correctly and the piano explodes, creating a cloud of smoke. Scratch and Grounder scream in pain, and as the smoke clears, the piano is revealed to have caught fire.]

Sonic: So long!

[Sonic runs away, with Tails flying behind him. A paper is blown towards Scratch. He then takes it with his both hands. The paper says "Acme War Surplus Sale"]

Grounder: Acme War Surplus Sale?

Scratch: Bwahaha! You've had it, hedgehog!

[Scratch opens Grounder's chest compartment with his right hand and picks up a pen with his left. He writes "Scratch and Grounder" and "Dr. Robotnik's Fortress" on a coupon. He then tears a coupon off a paper and runs to a mailbox. Scratch opens a lid with his right hand and drops a coupon into a mailbox. He shut a lip and he and Grounder run away. The next scene takes place outside Robotnik's fortress. Scratch and Grounder are watching a monitor and waiting for the mailman. Then a delivery truck passes by]

Scratch: There's the delivery truck!

[Scratch and Grounder run up to the front door and the truck stops. When it leaves, a giant box is shown as Scratch and Grounder run up to the box with "Acme War Surplus."]

Grounder: Ha ha ha! Sonic's never know what hit him!

[Scratch and Grounder grunt as they lift a box. They take it to the lab and drop it. Robotnik walks to the box.]

Dr. Robotnik: Acme War Surplus. I see. You ordered something to finally get rid of the hedgehog. The train is shipping a gold to the Big Town.