Nostalgia Critic- Jetix

Hyped up for action and adventure 24/7?! Then the Critic is about to show you the awesome-st (both good and bad) that the World of Jetix has to offer!

(The Channel Awesome logo and the title sequence play. After this, we fade to Yinyangyofan24 breaking the fourth wall by winking at the audience, wearing a self-made Yin Yang Yo! T-shirt, before racing to the TV.)

Yinyangyofan24: There's still time.

(He then races to the TV. He then hops on the couch and turns the TV on, which plays the Jetix logo.)

Yinyangyofan24: Aah, Jetix. What can I do without you?

Malcolm: Hey!

(Yinyangyofan24 turns his head, seeing Malcolm, Tamara, Walter, and Heather confronting him.)

Malcolm: You watching Jetix?

Yinyangyofan24: Well, yeah. What's the big deal?

Tamara: You shouldn't do that.

Walter: Yeah, Jetix sucks.

Heather: It has the worst garbage anyone can ever imagine!

Yinyangyofan24: Well, tough! I'm gonna like and watch what I like, and you can't stop me!

Walter: Oh yeah!

Tamra: Get him!

Yinyangyofan24: (small weak squeak, in fear)

(The four then beat the snot out of Yinyangyofan24, fighting for the remote.)

Yinyangyofan24: Ow, hey! Cut it out! Ouch! Ooof! Ow!

(The fighting continues until...)

Nostalgia Critic: Eh-hem!

(The stern voice of the Critic, dressed up as Lynn Loud Sr. from the Loud House minus the hair, stops the fight and gets everyone's attention.)

Nostalgia Critic: (stern voice) What are you kids doing?! What's all the commotion?!

Yinyangyofan24: I was gonna watch Jetix on TV, then these idiots jumped me!

Tamara: That's not fair! He was about to subject himself in vile crap!

Malcolm: But he won't listen!

Yinyangyofan24: Let me do what I want or I'll cut you wide open!

Walter: Okay.

(The fighting continues, this time Yinyangyofan24 defends himself.)

Nostalgia Critic: (sternly) Children!

(The fighting stops again.)

Nostalgia Critic: Let the boy watch the channel!

Malcolm, Tamara, Walter, and Heather: Huh?

Yinyangyofan24: (happily) Really?

Nostalgia Critic: (mood shifts from strict to joy) 'Cuz I wanna join!

Malcolm, Tamara, Walter, and Heather: What?!

Nostalgia Critic: (doing a Kamen Rider henshin pose) Critic...henshin!

(The Critic imitates a Kamen Rider transformation scene, with effects and jumping around. After he changes, he jumps around in the room three times, and lands in front of the couch. He is now wearing his usual attire, with a self-made Yin Yang Yo! T-shirt instead of his usual white shirt.)

Nostalgia Critic: (excited) It's time, it's time! Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it, so you don't have to!

Walter: Wait, Critic. You don't mean---

Nostalgia Critic: Okay, I know it sounds strange and hard to believe, out of my character, and y'all may hate me and flame me, whatever, but...throughout its run, I watched Jetix...

(Everyone else except Yinyangyofan24 have disgusted facial expressions on their faces.)

Nostalgia Critic: And I loved it!!!

Audience: (booing) Traitor of America!

Nostalgia Critic: No, really! It's so....traitor of America?! Well, excuse me!

(Clips from various Jetix commercials, bumpers, and shows play.)

Nostalgia Critic (vo): In 2004 through 2009, Disney launched an action-orientated programming block called Jetix. Of course it isn't as memorable as the Disney Afternoon and didn't last very long, given it approximately five years, but what Jetix did was groundbreaking! And of course I know that a lot of people hate Jetix, mostly because the shows were badly panned by critics, and it took up 50% of Toon Disney's programming.

Tamara: Ouch.

Heather: Yeah. It's that bad.

Nostalgia Critic (vo): Despite that, Jetix took risks and did what no other programming blocks would ever do: appearing every single day! I mean, Jetix was everywhere, mornings on ABC Family and evenings on Toon Disney! And it has everything: it had bumpers, PSA's, sweepstakes, games, a cool mascot, an interactive TV card game!

(Everyone else except Yinyangyofan24 looked on in confusion.)

Yinyangyofan24: No, really. It's a thing. That actually happened.

Nostalgia Critic (vo): And of course, the most kick-ass, and sadly, the most overlooked shows on air! Regardless the effort they put in, Jetix didn't have a long life. It lasted from Valentine's Day 2004 to Friday the 13th 2009! That was one day before it even had its fifth anniversary!

Malcolm: Oooh, tough luck!

Walter: Who cares? Nobody gave a shit.

Nostalgia Critic and Yinyangyofan24: (shouting) BUT WE DO!!!