Animaniacs The Critic/Bums a Glory Transcript

[the episode starts off with the Animaniacs Special presentation then cuts to black with title cards saying dedicated to friends at channel awesome]

[the Warners are shown on camera]

YAKKO AND WAKKO

Hi were the Warner Brothers!

DOT

And the Warner sister.

YAKKO

And we'd like you to invite you and all the members of the household

DOT

to gather around the TV set and join us now

YAKKO

for a very special episode of Animaniacs!

DOT

and what's so special about it?

WAKKO

I'm not wearing any pants!

Fade to Black and the theme starts first cartoon starts]

THE CRITIC

the episode starts with the Warner studio and cuts to Mr. Plotz talking to Scratchensniff

Mr.Plotz

Dr.Scratchensniff we have ourselves a big problem that is driving me crazy!

Dr.scratchensniff

Hollywood's running out of ideas?

MR.PLOTZ

no not that something that can affect our studio forever!

DR.SCRATCHENSNIFF

Mel Gibson retiring?

MR.PLOTZ

[angry] NO!

Mr. Plotz turns on the TV and shows the Critic

THE CRITIC

holds a Warner Bros DVD voiced by Doug Walker

I hate to be the idiots who made this sequel!

MR.PLOTZ

That person is making a fool out of our and other movies I thousands of dollars to approve the  movies and he just sits there mocking them and saying they're awful!

while Plotz is talking numerous clips of the Critic laughing and ranting about movies

DR.SCRATCHENSNIFF

So what? he's just one of those critics who has his own opinions

MR.PLOTZ

gets a hold of Scrachensniff

You don't get it Scratchy! If people find out that our movies are horrible No money means no studio means no Warner Bros!

Mr.Plotz turns off the TV

MR.PLOTZ[CONT]

Pacing the floor

I have to stop that critic before people realize that Warner Bros is just garbage! I need someone who is crazy and stupid enough to let that critic know who's boss!

MR.PLOTZ[CONT]

I need!

the door bursts open and the Warners come in wearing the Men in Black suits

YAKKO

Did someone call for the Warners in Black? We are here to help! Agent Y leader

WAKKO

Agent W sibling Assistant!

DOT

and I am Agent Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo III or just Agent D!

Yakko Wakko and Dot remove the Men in Black suits and give it to Agent J!

YAKKO

hey thanks for letting us lend these suits from the MIB Mr.J

Agent J

hey no problem kids call me if you want to get Jiggy sometime in the MIB

Agent J runs off screen

DOT

that phrase will never catch on for long!

YAKKO

Goodnight Everybody!

MR.PLOTZ

Cease this horseplay you three!

YAKKO

Horseplay? I didn't even know you had horses Mr.Plotz!

MR.PLOTZ

Just sit down.

Yakko Wakko and Dot sit in the chairs

MR.PLOTZ

we have a problem that could affect our studio

YAKKO

Another Bill Cosby ?

MR.PLOTZ

Worse a certain critic has been demolishing the films and I want you three to take him down

Yakko Wakko and Dot

All done!

Yakko Wakko and Dot enter holding Jay Sherman

MR.PLOTZ

Who is that?

WAKKO

It's the Critic you asked for!

JAY SHERMAN

Um...can someone me down from these....weirdos?

MR.PLOTZ

No No not that critic!

Yakko and Wakko throw Jay Sherman out

DOT

don't worry his career was 3 seasons old anyways!

Plotz brings up a picture of the Critic wearing a black jacket shirt tie and black hat

MR.PLOTZ

This man has been tearing through this studios movies and burning them to a crisp!

YAKKO

you mean saying awful things about and making fun of them?

MR.PLOTZ[CONT]

he's literally tearing them and burning them to a crisp!

a picture of the critic is shown with a flamethrower

MR.PLOTZ

Your mission is to take down that critic before people think we're a joke

YAKKO

Really I thought you guys were a joke?

MR.PLOTZ

Since when?

DOT

Since you hired Joel Schumacher to direct the other two Batman films.

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