LazyTown: The Movie/Transcript

[After the logos and opening credits, Haninn the Rooster appears in 1703.]

Haninn: Hello everyone! I'm here to tell everyone a story. What kind of story? Well, a lazy one! This story begins in 1703, when a group of 711 lazy Icelandic people built Earth's laziest town, LazyTown.

[We are then transported to a plain field, where 711 Icelandic people gathered to build a town called LazyTown.]

Lazy Person 1: Together, we will form, the laziest community on planet Earth!

Lazy Person 2: What shall we name it?

Lazy Person 1: Well, LazyTown of course? Why would we think of another name?

Lazy Person 2: That's a great name, actually.

[The group then started construction on the town]

[Flash forward to 1964, when Sportacus was born.]

Mrs. Sportacus: Oh, what a wonderful baby boy! What shall we name him?

Mr. Sportacus: Well, I think he will be a great athlete, so we should name him Sportacus.

Mrs. Sportacus: Oh, I was expecting a more original name. Ah well.

[Flash forward again 6 years later, where Sportacus is watching exercise films (yes, they were on film, not tape, as neither Betamax nor VHS existed in 1970.)]

Instructor: Now, I've won a bunch of medals at the Olympics, but that requires passion, love of sport, and most importantly, skill. We'll start this off with a nice warm up.

[It then proceeds to a montage of Sportacus watching exercise films and doing the moves seen in the films.]

[Sportacus then shows his parents the moves he learned.]

More coming soon!