Satan ist Tot

Satan ist Tot is German for "Satan is Dead". It is first written in Evilland's language, German-like English, then other languages followed.

Story
(At Satan's castle... His minions and children know that their master disappeared!) (Meanwhile, in heaven...) (Meanwhile, in the Land of Bravery's Castle Sunshine...)
 * Megatron: I don't give a damnable thing. Satan's gone.
 * Gargamel: Should we look in the courtyard of those we have turned to stone so far?
 * Megatron: Let's not he's behind the centaur fool... No!
 * White Witch: He's not here, Megatron.
 * Queen Beryl: Should we look in the restrooms?
 * Megatron: Of course! (in the restrooms) SATAN!!!!!!!!
 * Queen Beryl: He's not here.
 * Megatron: Maybe I'll try the courtroom.
 * Krulos: (in the courtroom) He's not here, I'm afraid.
 * Myzor: Check the throne room.
 * Zygon: (in the throne room) He's not here. Maybe the ballroom should--
 * Megatron: I know.
 * Claudandus: (in the ballroom) He's not here. General Woundwort will tell you the real reason.
 * General Woundwort: Satan is in heaven, fighting that Saint Michael!
 * Megatron and the rest of the villains: (Megatron) Saint Michael! (The rest) Satan!
 * Wrath-Amon: Ssssaint Michael will kill him! We have to sssave him!
 * Megatron: Yes, and if we don't save him--
 * Gargamel: He'll kill him!
 * Jafar: What do we do?
 * Megatron: Yes, yes! What do we do!
 * M. Bison: FOLLOW ME! (readies Nightmare Moon) Giddyap!
 * Mephiles the Dark: SATAN!!
 * Baron Dark: I know you can't hear us!
 * Venjix: Satan!
 * Ultron: Satan, don't fight him!
 * Voldemort: He's an archangel!
 * Master Xandred: Stop, Satan! What are you doing? Fighting the heroes?
 * All villains: Satan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Rita Repulsa: We have to save Satan!
 * Lord Zedd: Forget it, Rita. Saint Michael is an archangel and the protector of mankind! C'mon!
 * Nightmare Moon: Satan!
 * King Sombra: We have to save him!
 * Baron Silas Greenback: Look! There he is!
 * All Villains: Satan! (as they watch him perish)
 * Saint Michael: Goodbye, son of a *****.
 * Satan: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
 * Ultron and Queen Chrysalis: (as they watch Satan dying) Sire!
 * Satan: Dark Specter, take my position as leader of the gang...
 * Dark Specter: No...
 * Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Team Rocket: Team Rocket have blasted off again!
 * Cobra Commander: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!
 * Dick Dastardly: Drat! Double drat!
 * KOMPLEX: No... My master...
 * Umbra: Let's go!
 * Saint Michael: Good news, my heroes! SATAN IS DEAD!
 * All heroes: Yay!!!!!!!!!
 * Optimus Prime: Yes!
 * Aladdin: Woohoo!
 * Peter Pan: Yes!
 * Bucky O'Hare: Finally Satan did not know what hit him. KOMPLEX will be sad!
 * Jayden Shiba: Celebration!
 * Ash Ketchum: Satan will be back as the evil ghost Tiarron one day...