Supremely Irresponsible/The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly is the first issue of Supremely Irresponsible.

Transcript
A small group of bank robbers bursts down a door and begin running off, only to see a large web wall stopping them. They turn and see Spider-Man standing behind them.
 * Robber #1: They're here!
 * ???: You're damn right I am!
 * Robber #2: ...Who the hell're you?
 * Spider-Man: Spider-Man. I'm... I'm literally the only guy that shoots webs.
 * Robber #3: ...Well, that's just factually incorrect.
 * Spider-Man: What're you... what the hell is going on? I've never been more confused in my life! is this an inside joke or something?
 * Robber #1: The spider is a girl.