WikiViews/Film Uppers - Men in Black II

(Nolan slowly sneaks in the room unoticed and unseen as he closes the door silently stepping in and sitting)

Nolan: I wanted to do something different

(Images on a ton of movies are shown)

Nolan : (VO) Throughout my lifetime I’ve seen plenty and I mean plenty of movies some good and some ehhhhhh But growing up I always saw several mistakes and possibly tons of potential wasted on movies whether it was movies in general sequels or planned original films that nearly happened.

(Cuts back to Nolan)

Nolan: And that’s why I’m here today hoping DIllon doesn’t wake up I’m gonna be covering them. I’ll be going through how’d I fix them, How I would change them and see if it’ll work in the process or just be completely shit, My friends welcome to WikiViews Film Uppers

(Shows logo for Film Uppers fading to black)

(Cuts back to Nolan in a suit)

Nolan: I had this Rod Serling outfit for a while it’s not the costume I needed but everyone wears this, so here Men In Black

(Shows Men in Black logo and showcasing footage from the first 3 films)

Nolan: (VO): This in my opinion is one of Barry Sonnenfield's greatest works which not only lead to several sequels even a animated series on Kids WB but it was declared to be one of the biggst kick ass sci-fi trilogies of the 2000s...but let me just say there is one film i hate in the trilogy....MEN IN BLACK II

(cuts back to Nolan)

Nolan: oh my god this was a nightmare.

(shows footage of Men in Black 2)

Nolan (VO): This to me was the biggest let down in the men in black trilogy. I mean yeah Will Smith as Agent J still gets a laugh from me and Tommy Lee Jones is still Tommy Lee Jones. but it literally got rid of some important things. So I not only decided to fix it up but fully give it th proper film upper it deseves so sit back relax and enjoy my telling on Men In Black II

(the video cuts to black showing the Columbia Pictures logo)

Nolan (VO): We open on the Columbia logo the same logo as before Serleena arrives from the ship and takes a muggers clothes. We then cut to, Agent J who has become a top agent yet only this time Lauriel is his partner. Though she's still in the bits of training she still gets along well with Agent J. oh and patrick warburton isn't his partner this time. J and L are called to investigate the murder of an alien, Ben, at his pizzeria, a waitressnamed Laura Vasquez tells the two that the murderers are Serleena, a shapeshifting, worm-like Kylothian who has taken the form of a Victoria's Secret lingerie model, and her two-headed servant Scrad and Charlie.J looking suspicious decides to find out where she is located... Laura also tells J and L that it was said she was looking for called the Light of Zartha in which to it's last location was nearly sihted at a very particular house in Manchester Island. L being confident with her skills as Lauren where the house is located. Lauren opens up a folder from a file she had with her as it looked very sturdy a little yet was still good to live in

To J's surprise his eyes start to light up...He vaguely remembers that house a little. We then cut to a small flash back outside the house where a little boy and his father would play football, running for touchdowns and tackling in muddy grass as a woman smiles at the two watching them have fun. The flashback ends as J says to Lauren he needs to get some fresh air. He steps outside to let in a soft sigh. Agent L runs after him confused questioning "What's wrong J?" To J's reply says, "That's my family's house"

Back in New York City, Serleena, commads Scrad and Charlie, to launch an attack on MIB headquarters. While she tries to locate the Light of Zartha, During the attack, Zed does his best to stop Serleena yet was taken under capture

Meanwhile back in Manchester, J and L approach J's House to discover that people are in there. J is slowly in the car thinking as this isn't like J at all as it feels like his memories are starting to flood back to him. L puts a hand on his shoulder saying it's gonna be ok yet J highly fears for the worse. He thinks if his parents found out he was working for the MIB the head would automattically wipe their memories..even if he has to under protocol he has to comes to turns to think about it. J then tells Laurel about his past and his father leaving them. Feeling as this would be a huge reunion with the family yet still fears to go by protocol by saying the wouldn't know you existed. He slowly gets out of the car, He slowly removes his glasses placing them in his suit pocket and rings the doorbell. The first person to greet James is James mother, Natalie Edwards who in this is played by Anna Maria Horsford. Mostly known for her work on the show The Wayans Brothers. I find she'd fit perfectly as a kind sweet mother. Natalie seeing James sparks hard and heavy like she hasn't seen him in quite some time. tears fall from her face and gives her the biggest hug ever. The next to greet James is James little sister Katie Edwards who in this is played by Raven-Symone. Not gonna lie Raven-Symone was my only suggestion because of two things. One she would’ve been 17 at the time eventually starring in the hit Disney Channel show That’s So Raven. And Two! I couldn’t find any child actors at the time making it so sure what the heck Raven-Symone. Katie eyes her brother as he politely smiles remembering he had a sister. And wants to go over and give her a hug. But Katie feels a little bit uncomfortable. Seeing her brother in a while was a bit to take in yet isn’t used to it. Lauriel gets out of the car greeting the mother. She gets introduced to Lauriel and questions why the black and white suit. As the two left speechless unsure how to respond she cheers a tight joy and says “My little James is a Jehova Witness.” J and L are left dumbstruck hearing these words just as until J chimes in to say “We actually work at the funeral home down by the street” This also pleases the mother two letting the two in. Natalie then tells James to talk to his parents while she finds info on The Light of Zartha. The family talk it over on what James has been up to, Though it gets a little awkward he tells his mom how things are going in small little lies, Through L’s discovery she stumbles upon a book on the history of Zartha telling her history about Zarthan Queen Lauranna long ago entrusted Men in Black with safeguarding the Light from her nemesis, Serleena, who followed Lauranna to Earth and killed her. After hiding the Light, a grief-stricken She places the book in her bag and begins to instruct the family to look at the light J spots this and tells her to put the neuralizer down grabbing it out from her hands. As the two walked out L questions J on why he grabbed the neuralizer from her. To J’s response he says he isn’t ready to wipe his family’s memory  Because he wants to give it time and think it over. L says not wiping their memory could jeopardize the mission. They head back in the car back to headquarters.

(Fades Out as A intermission is shown)

Nolan (VO): Cut to Lauren sitting thinking the same scene is played as usual where she looks up at the rain while crying. Back at headquarters J and L battle Serleena who demands the book with Scrad and Charlie the only difference is Scrad and Charlie are pretty much useless as Serleena gets away. Zed thanks the two and gets the information on Zarthas lore to Zed. Zed says that they plan to go after The Light in two days Yet J still feels uneasy about today. Zed asks him what is wrong L tells Zed what’s going on and confronts J not wanting to have protocol be broken Zed says no matter the choice. J storms off not wanting to do it himself. He sits on the bench thinking as he looks at the exact newspaper on Agent K with his wife. He laughs and says “Wonder what you would do in this situation K?” And then it starts to hit James of course there’s only one man who can help fix this… Agent K! He calls Laurel saying he knows how to fix it he also calls his mother to say “Gonna be late for dinner tonight mom. I’m bringing some friends over And yes the film plays it off like usual. but only this time L is with them they jog K’s memory he gets sent to headquarters he gets deneuralized yadda yadda yadda Only now J doesn’t go back to him being the dumbass as usual. I decided to add K back in but in the second half Though L is amazing I just feel it be good for J to have a mentor and his partner to team up with. And sure Frank the Pug is in there too cause yknow for the kids

(Cuts back to Nolan taking a heavy breather)

Nolan: Sorry I wrote a lot  And to think I’m not even done. I guess I could always get me a drink for talking to much

(He sneaks in the kitchen looking for something to drink as suddenly he sees Mr. Dad)

Mr. Dad: Ho Ho Ho!

Nolan: who the heck are you?

Mr. Dad: I AM MR DAD!

Nolan: well please don’t talk loud I don’t want Dillon to here. Anyways you got anything to drink

Mr. Dad: here is a Mountain Dew