Moses the Gacha Animator Movie 2: Dawn of the Memes (2039 film)/Transcript

Chapter 1: Introduction
UNIVERSAL PICTURES

Kevin: (singing in Minionese) Huh?! Bob! (yelling in Minionese)

Bob: Oh, sorry. (presses button)

Kevin: (responds in Minionese) Illumina... (logo fall on him) (grunts) Ouchie!

ILLUMINATION

Cloud Guy: Illu... (deep voice): mination! (imitating echo)

LUNIME STUDIOS

Mia: Once upon a time in a happy forest in the happiest tree lived the happiest creatures the world has ever known, the Gachas.

Gachas: (gibberish)

Mia: They loved nothing more than to sing and dance and hug and dance and hug and sing and dance... (1000% tempo): and sing and hug and dance and hug and sing and hug and dance and sing and hug and dance and hug and dance and hug and sing and...

One Gacha: (sweats) (passes out)

Mia: But then one day, the Gachas were discovered by a Meme!

Meme: (grunts)

Mia: The Memes didn't know how to sing.

Two Memes: (singing off-tune)

Mia: Or dance.

One Meme: (kicks the other one's butt)

Mia: Or even hug.

One Meme: (wedgies the other one)

Mia: They were the most miserable creatures in all the land.

Cloud: (sighs happily)

Mia: And once they saw how happy the Gachas were, they wanted some of that happiness for themselves.

Meme: (eats Gacha) (gulps) Gacha: (holds note) (screams)

All: (gasp)

OMG Gacha: Oh, my god!

Mia: Eating a Gacha made them feel so happy, they started a tradition. Once a year, every year, the Memes would gather around the Gacha Tree to taste happiness, on a holiday they called... Memestice.

(Hair Up playing)

Chapter 2: The Last Memestice
Back in the year 2009...

Sesom: (stammering)

Sesom Senior: (snoring)

Barnabus: (yelps)

Sesom: (lands on Sesom Sr.'s tummy)

Sesom Senior: (grunts)

Sesom: Good morning, Daddy! Daddy, wake up. Daddy, wake up! Wake up! Wake up, Daddy! (whispering in ear): Wake up, Daddy. Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Wake! (pulls chest hair off Sesom Sr.) Up!!!

Sesom Senior: (screams) Sesom, what time is it?!

Sesom: It's... Memestice!

Sesom Senior: Memestice! Our one day to be happy!

Sesom: Yay!

(music continues)

All: (chanting): Gachas! Gachas! Gachas! Gachas!

Shy Guy: Please give it up for your keeper of the Gachas, your Minister of Happiness, your Royal Chef, me!

Sesom: Ah.

(grills light up)

All: (gasp) (cheer)

(flames go down)