WikiViews Presents: Noah Just Binged: Sword Art Online


 * Noah puts an Oculus on*

Noah: Link start, or whatever the fuck it is... *laughs* WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING? *Laughs*

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Noah: Welcome to Noah Just Binged, which is like Dillon Just Binged, but better because it's me. Today we're talking Sword Art Online. *Turns to Dillon* Have you seen this show?

Dillon: Nope!

Noah: Well, I've just watched it.

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Noah: This show is very divisive among the anime community, some people like it, some people hate it, I'm in the middle, I think there's a lot about this show that works, a lot that's fucking stupid, and overall it's fine and fun to watch without thinking about anything, cuz once you start thinking about shit, the show falls flat.

Dillon: That Sounds weird.

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Noah: So I didn't know what to expect, I haven't read the manga or anything because I'm a fucking scrub, I just knew going in that it was gonna be fucking weird.

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Dillon: What is this even about?

Noah: Okay, so there's this virtual MMORPG called Sword Art Online, and the game being launched is apparently a big deal. This guy named Kirito is also like really hyped for it, and he was also a beta tester. Everyone hates beta testers because they're more powerful than normal players. So then they go inside the game but they can't log off, then they realize it isn't a bug and was Akihiko Kaiba (the developer's) intentions. He said he wanted to make a game where he had full control over everyone, and if the people in the game would die, they would die in real life.

Dillon: Okay, that's fucking sick.

(Nolan bursts through the room)

Nolan: Hey Noah I heard you were talking about Sword Art Online I have seen the series and love to help talk about it with ya