The Toys R Us Movie/Trailer transcripts

The following is a collection of trailer transcripts for the upcoming 2019 American animated musical comedy adventure family film, The Toys R Us Movie.

Teaser Trailer #1
(Shows Disney logo) (Shows Walt Disney Animation Studios logo) (Shows Toys R Us logo) (Geoffrey holds the camera and puts it facing the audience.)

Geoffrey: OK, this is simple. All of the toys are copied in a toy store you have or never been to, and all that matters is this: One toy store was closed forever. And we don't know what to do.

Pinkie Pie: WHO'S READY FOR CONFETTI?! (Pops out confetti with a canon.)

Geoffrey (angry): PINKIE PIE, STOP IT! YOU'RE INTERRUPTED MY BIG MOMENT!

Geoffrey: All it gets is we are going to make our movie, and it looks like this!

(Shows the title's logo.)

Rosie: The Fat Controller will think I am really useful when I tell Thomas to save the day!

Toys: NO!

Rosie: Why not?

Junior the Giraffe: This is teamwork Geoffrey: He is right! Who do parents go to for Christmas? Us! Who do kids want to play with on our birthdays? Us! (Shows the Directors, Editors, Composers, and Animators.)

Teaser Trailer #2
(Shows Disney logo) Geoffrey: Okay, whoa, whoa, easy. Guys! Easy! Look, I have a plan.

(Shows Walt Disney Animation Studios logo) Emily: Please tell us your plan! We are waiting to be sold to kids. I do not want to stay in my sheds.

(Shows Toys R Us logo.) Geoffrey: We can sell Toys "R" Us to some large multinational retail corporations such as Walmart, or Costco, or Amazon.

Text: Come to a place... Donald Duck: So... we cannot sell Toys "R" Us to a large retail corporation, we cannot find a new financial partner that can help our store regain the strength that it lost, and... like I said before, we're royally DOOMED!

Geoffrey: He is right!

Text: ...that toys live.

Michael: Hold on! It appears we are missing a toy.

Junior: Aha! I knew we forgot about Teddy Ruxpin! Oh, and by we, I mean you!

Text: With lots of surprises!

Geoffrey: Well, I guess it's time for us to take a break.

Michael: Finally, it's about time. We haven't had one in days.

Geoffrey: Yeah, I suppose so. What do you think?

(Shows title's logo.)

Toys: Wow!

Geoffrey: Yeah. Wow! Take a good look at the huge waterfall, because this is going to be our last day here in the United States before we go to Canada.

Text: In theaters December 25, 2019!

Clip #1
(Geoffrey exits his office at the employees-only area to tell everyone in the store the terrible and awful truth about Toys "R" Us.)

Dora: Hey, look! It's a giraffe! La jirafa!

Boots: Uh, Dora, I think he's going to tell us some bad news.

(Geoffrey turns on the camera and the television screens.)

Geoffrey: Um, friends. Okay, let me see. Dora, Boots, Benny, Isa, Tico, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Sandy Cheeks, Mrs. Puff, Pearl, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Goofy, Clarabelle Cow, Horace Horsecollar, Pluto the Dog, Toodles, José Carioca, Panchito Pistoles, Max Goof, Huey, Dewey, Louie, April, May, June, Scrooge McDuck, Pete, Humphrey the Bear, Aracuan Bird, Barney the Dinosaur, Baby Bop, BJ, Riff, Cozmo, Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Toad, Bowser, Waluigi, Wario, Yoshi, Captain Underpants, George, Harold, The Cat in the Hat, every toy, lend me your ears... of corn. I am Geoffrey, and I am a giraffe. A little, special, and playful giraffe... with some pretty big and terrible news. Wait, am I missing anybody? (counts all the toys) Uh, Michael?

Michael: On your shoulder, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: Oh! Right! I didn't notice you for a second.

Toys: What is it?

Geoffrey: Everything that the owners of the toy retail company say about keeping it alive for many years to come is a lie! Due to bankruptcy last year in September, we will now close Toys "R" Us for good! In fact, we must close down this store! Do you know why? Well, I'll tell you why. The entire Toys "R" Us store nowadays is all but a memory in our childhood, that's why!

(The toys are shocked as they gasped.)

Thomas the Tank Engine: WHAT!?!

Goofy: Gawrsh!

Scrooge McDuck: That's crazy talk!

Gordon: You fool!

The Cat in the Hat: This is not fair!

Geoffrey: I know you don't wanna believe it, but I have some proof! I'll show it to you!

(Geoffrey shows the toys the closure notice.)

Geoffrey: It even says in fine print that Toys "R" Us will permanently be closed due to financial issues.

Toys: PERMANENTLY?!?

Mickey Mouse: We can't close Toys "R" Us permanently! Look at all these toys!

The Cat in the Hat: I just can’t remember! I really just can’t! I just want it to open again!

Geoffrey: I know all of you are scared... but we have to move on... someday we'll be soldiering on like men and women... thinking of a legacy worth fighting for.

(The scene cuts to the toys crying after finding out Toys "R" Us is shutting down for good.)

SpongeBob: This makes no sense!

Barney the Dinosaur: But what about the competition between FAO Schwartz, Walmart, Amazon, Target, and eBay? Our store will eventually lose after it shuts down! We can't let that happen! We just can't!

(Barney ululates along with other dinosaurs.)

Toodles: NOOOOOOOO! I DON’T WANT TOYS R US TO C-C-CLOSE!

Cozmo: (crying) WHY!?!

Barney: Well, guys, we are the only ones here. Let’s change Toys “R” Us into our clubhouse.

Mickey: Hot Dog! Our new clubhouse!

The Cat in the Hat: Well then, let’s go! We don’t want to get slow!

Clips #2
Geoffrey: What are you guys talking about?! Of course, I have a bedside manner, and I do have the guts to come up with that type of plan!

Goofy: You don't respect anyone else's beliefs, or opinions, or even thoughts!

Barney the Dinosaur: You intolerant and disrespectful idiot!

Rosie: The Fat Controller will think I am really useful when I tell Thomas to save the day!

Toys: NO!

Rosie: Why not?

Junior the Giraffe: This is teamwork.

Geoffrey: He is right! Who do parents go to for Christmas? Us! Who do kids want to play with on our birthdays? Us!

Emily: And what if we do work alongside another company? We already worked with Amazon. And they took more than their required amount of money.

Rainbow Dash: True.

Princess Luna: Then we must create a separate company!

Geoffrey: Good idea. We can sneakily partner up with another company and take more money than them. Then our new company can take ours!

Santa Claus: Hey! I need presents this year for children!

(All the toys talk to each other.)

Geoffrey: QUIET!

(The toys stop talking and turn to Geoffrey. Geoffrey's son runs off while crying.)

Clip #3
(Michael jumps onto Geoffrey's shoulder.)

Michael: Morning, sir.

Geoffrey: Ah! Michael, my great Lego minifigure assistant. Give me the details of our current toyline.

Michael: Okay, so, the Marvel aisle and the DC Comics aisle are going crazy.

Geoffrey: Are they really fighting again??

Michael: Yep. By the way, why do they keep fighting?

Geoffrey: I don't know, Michael. I think it's kind of personal.

(The scene cuts to Batman and Iron Man fighting each other.)

Batman: I'm a better superhero! You suck!

Iron Man: No, I am!

Batman: No, I am!

Iron Man: No, I am!

(The scene cuts back to Geoffrey and Michael.)

Michael: Yep. It's pretty crazy.

Geoffrey: Right. Well, there's only one way to fix this problem. (snaps his fingers) Thanos!

(Thanos appears in a cloud of purple smoke.)

Thanos: Yes, sir?

Geoffrey: Fix those two.

Thanos: Don't worry. I shall deal with them in a snap.

(Thanos snaps his fingers and he disappears in a cloud of purple smoke.)

Geoffrey: Huh. That's weird. Now, where was I? Oh, yes! Get into your positions, everyone. It's toy-selling time.

(Geoffrey enters his office at the employees-only area.)

Clip #4
(Geoffrey shows the toys a picture of Canada.)

Toys: CANADA?!

Geoffrey: Yep. Toys "R" Us is still alive in Canada, thanks to their new owner, Fairfax Financial Holdings Ltd., who bought 82 of the Canadian Toys "R" Us stores for $300 million Canadian dollars, or $232,009,500 American dollars. The stores that are still up and running are in Canada, and we are to travel there. So, who's with me?

(The toys turn away as they talk to each other about going to Canada with Geoffrey the Giraffe. The toys made their decisions and they turn back to Geoffrey. The toys nodded to Geoffrey as they agreed to go to Canada with him. Geoffrey turns to his wife, his son, and his daughter, who all winked at him. He then turns back to the toys.)

Geoffrey: Okay, then. We'll leave tomorrow first thing in the morning. Any questions?

(Cookie Monster raises his hand.)

Geoffrey: Yes?

Cookie Monster: Does Canada have free cookies? Because me love cookies.

Geoffrey: Why, yes. It does.

Cookie Monster: Oh, good. Because me can really eat some there.

Geoffrey: Hey, you watching the clips, if you go to Canada, you get to go to Toys "R" Us which is closed right here at the United States.

Cookie Monster: Oh, WHAT?!

Geoffrey: Yep! Go send your phone number to 7862368406 and you can go to the Toys "R" Us which is still open at Canada, and you can buy the things you want!

Elmo: Wait, so you told the Toys "R" Us and Canada lovers to go to THAT Toys "R" Us? Elmo doesn't know that!

Thomas the Tank Engine: That's true.

James: We got the whole Canada in our ears.

Percy: The Miami International Airport is looking nice though!

Geoffrey: Yes, it does.