Eustace's Trailer/Transcripts

[Episode starts at the Bagge farm, we then pan to Courage who is digging a hole looking for something, he finds a spatula.]

Courage: Yay!

[Courage puts a spatula in the box and starts digging. He finds old-fashioned camera and puts it in the box. He then walks back to the farm house carrying a box.]

[We then cut to the inside of the Bagge farm where Muriel watching a TV.]

TV Announcer: The "Itchy & Scratch Show" marathon!

[Courage then enters the house with a box. He shows a spatula and pot to Muriel.]

Muriel: You're quite the gentleman, Courage.

[Muriel then cleans the pot. Eustace comes down the stairs with a bunch of stuff.]

Eustace: Stupid dog always brings a garbage to my house.

[Johnny Bravo enters the house.]

Johnny: [seeing Muriel] Oh, Mama! Hey, babe.

Muriel: You must be Johnny Bravo.

Eustace: Get away from my wife. Johnny, would you get and stop ruining my vacation?!

Johnny: Vacation?

[Eustace puts his case and sack in his trailer looks like Ma's.]

Johnny: Where are you going on your vacation, Eustace?

Eustace: If you must know, a new national park built in Nowhere weeks ago. Its name is Jellostone National Park. It have a mountain, a forest and a lake.

Johnny: I know! [quickly runs back with a different outfit and a case] I will come along, and we can all be alone together.

Eustace: Oh, no, you're not messing up my vacation. [picks up Johnny's case and slams it on him] Now beat it!

Johnny: [pops out of the case] Oh, I'll help you pack.

Eustace: No way, you idiots will just break... [But Johnny didn't break anything. He got Eustace's stuff packed.] ...everything? [impressed] Oh.

Johnny: [points at the ramp] A ramp. [he pulls it out.]

[Suddenly, the trailer rolls away.]

Eustace: NOOO!

[Eustace runs off after his trailer and pushes Johnny over. Eustace then stops and watches the trailer roll off. Muriel and Courage shows up and watch it too. The trailer drives off though traffic, then it hits a sign that says "Bridge Out". The trailer then drives through two rings of fire and passes by an octopus' arm. Courage, Muriel, and Eustace worry that the trailer would crash until it finally stops.]

Courage, Muriel, and Eustace: Phew.

[But as soon as they are relieved that the trailer stopped, an anchor smashes the trailer, causing it to explode. Muriel gasps in shock and Courage whines in shock. Eustace becomes utter shocked that his trailer is destroyed thanks to Johnny. Now without it, he can't camp in Jellostone National Park.]

Johnny: You could buff that out.

[Eustace gets angry.]

Eustace: [to Johnny] How could?!... Why would?!... [stutters] I can't believe it! [Eustace has angered out words until he turns sad. A tire is on fire and starts wheeling towards Courage, Muriel, and Eustace.] I'll never camp in Jellostone National Park now.

[Eustace then walks to the farmhouse and bangs his head on the door to open it. Eustace then enters the house all sad and closes the door, now that his chances of entering Jellostone National Park are shattered. Muriel and Courage feel sad while Johnny feels ashamed of himself of what he have done: He ruined Eustace's hopes of going to Jellostone National Park. Johnny begins to feel bad for Eustace as he walks to the farm house.]

Johnny: What have I done?

Muriel: Oh. Poor Eustace.

Courage: What do we do? What do we do?

Johnny: [gets an idea] Oh! I have an idea. Pops.

[Eustace remembers when he trying to share a trailer with Horst.]

Young Eustace: Can I sleep in your trailer?

Horst: No.

Young Eustace: Please Big Brother.

Horst: No.

Young Eustace: Oh, come on. You sure I hate sleeping in the igloo.

Horst: Of course you can't because you're not Man Enough to Handle Big Bob. Good night, Useless. (laughs)

[Horst closes a door]

Young Eustace: I'm not Useless. I'm Eustace! (starts crying)

[Back in the present, Eustace is crying because Horst didn't share his trailer.]

Muriel: Poor Eustace.

Eustace: I can't believe Horst won't let me sleep in his trailer.

Courage: Master.

Eustace: Get lost. [kicks Courage. The crash is heard and Courage yelps] My brother's trailer was missing since he died. We're on the road trip.

Muriel: Road trip?

[Courage walks in with the pottery in his head. He gets it off.]

Courage: Road trip?

[Eustace puts a leash on Courage. He closes a front door and locks it. Eustace, Muriel and Courage hop on in Eustace's truck. They fasten a seat belts. Eustace starts his truck and charges. We then cut to the map, where Eustace's truck leaving the Bagge farm and passing a signpost saying "Now Leaving Nowhere". It stops at the gas station. Eustace refills a gas tank of his truck. Muriel and Courage are needing to use the bathroom.]

Muriel: Courage, we need to go to the bathroom.

Courage: Mhm!

[Courage and Muriel rush to the restroom. Later, they come out.]

Muriel: Oh what a relief.

[Courage and Muriel hop on Eustace's truck. Eustace jumps in and drives away. We then cut to the map, where Eustace's truck heading for the hometown of Johnny Bravo. Courage, Muriel and Eustace arrive at Pops' diner.]

Johnny: [seeing Muriel] Oh, Mama! Hey, babe.

Muriel: You must be Johnny Bravo.

Eustace: Get away from my wife. [to Pops] Do you know whose trailer you got? It's Horst.

Pops: Horst? Your brother was dead. I found his missing mobile home on the dangerous edge of the cliff. I rented it.

Courage: Huh?

[We then cut to Eustace taking Muriel, Courage, Johnny and Pops to Horst's trailer.]

Pops: There she is.

[Courage looks at the cliff and gulps]

[Eustace celebrates]

Eustace: Woo-hoo!

Pops: Here's a key, Eustace. It's under the doormat. Take a look. Don't make a sudden move.

Muriel: We won't.

Courage: I just can't wait to see this.

[We then cut to the inside of Horst's trailer.]

Courage, Eustace and Muriel: Oh!

Eustace: A living room, kitchen set, bathroom and bedroom set. Ha ha ha ha ha! I can sit on Horst's chair. I'll watch his TV!

[Courage looks at the answering machine.]

Muriel: Courage, look at Horst's answering machine.

Eustace: We ain't got any answering machine. I have to hear what Horst got calls.

[Eustace checks Horst's answering machine.]

Answering machine: [electronic voice] You have 24 messages. [Eustace's voice] Horst? Where's the box full of money? (Beep) Where's the key to the box? Money, money! (Beep) Where's the map to the Gold Hat, Horst? (Beep) Pick up the phone, big brother! Stupid answering machine!

Muriel: Eustace, You're been trying to call Horst.

Eustace: Odd. Better check his outgoing message.

Answering Machine: [Horst's voice] You reached Horst Bagge. When ya hear the beep, start talkin'. But don't tell my brother Eustace.

Eustace: Let's hook up the trailer to my truck.

[Eustace, Muriel, Johnny, Carl and Pops pull the trailer with the rope. Eustace latches the trailer to his truck. Courage crutches his grumbling stomach. He runs to Horst's trailer to the bathroom.]

Pops: It's all yours, Eustace.

[Eustace drives his truck with Horst's trailer hitched. Courage opens the door to the sound of flushing. He falls out of the door.]

Courage: Yikes!

[Courage quickly gets back inside Horst's trailer.]

Courage: I know I'm not gonna like this.

[Courage sits at the table, watching a portable television.]

Muriel: Eustace, this bridge is old. Should we use the bridge next to it?

Eustace: Blah, blah, blah!

[Eustace drives his truck to a wobbly damaged bridge. A portable TV slides off due to the truck and the trailer on the bridge. The truck wobbles onto the bridge. Courage grabs a portable TV. The truck drives into a bump on the bridge, making Courage fall out a chair. The truck and the trailer are off the old bridge, which causes it to break.]

Eustace: I'm gonna show Horst. Jellostone National Park "Rest and Relaxation" and "a Restful Retreat". Perfect camping!

[Eustace parks his truck.]