Miraculous: Age of Ladybug/Stoneheart

Transcript
It begins somewhere in Paris as Marinette is seen sleeping while snoring. Suddenly, her radio clock starts playing. She tries to unplug it. It cuts to a mysterious place as Nooroo, the butterfly kwami wakes up. Meanwhile, Master Fu is meditating as suddenly Wayzz wakes up from his slumber with the other kwami as he is terrified. Fu handpicks two Miraculouses suitable for the job. Tikki and Plagg appear. He handpicked Marinette and Adrien as he's aware he's Hawk Moth's son. They nod and fly throughout Paris. In the meantime, Adrien is frustrated as he's heading for classes. Suddenly, Nino pops out behind a locker. She's coming nearby as he tries to play smooth with her. She leaves angrily. He runs into it as Nino shrugs. As he goes, he suddenly sees the Cat Miraculous. Meanwhile, Marinette is having the same situation but with Tikki. She does so as she enters Ms. Bustier's class while she sits next to Alya. Ivan is sitting and studying as Lila looks at him, planning on pissing him off. Adrien is daydreaming about Marinette, imagining her in lingerie as he drools. Marinette is reading her History book. Lila spits on Ivan.
 * Nadja: (VO) Good morning, Paris, it's 7.00am. You know what that means.
 * Marinette: (yawns) Just a few more minutes. (VO) My name is Marinette Dupain-Cheng and I'm 15 years old. I'm of Chinese descent. My maternal ancestors left China in the wake of the Communist revolution and fled to France in search for a better life. Unknown to me, my life is about to change. You know how they depict Paris in movies and television as a romantic city? That's not true. Paris is one of the worst cities in Europe thanks to political corruption, homeless people, terrorists, drug dealers, prostitutes and crap like that. As I said before that tirade, today is the day my life changes.
 * Nooro: (yawns) After ten years, I am back. So who is my mas- (notices who summoned him) Oh no. It's you... Back off!
 * Hawk Moth: (approaching) Why I would? You are my kwami after all.
 * Nooroo: You've used me for shady reasons!
 * Hawk Moth: And I am your owner and you can't say no. Understood?
 * Nooroo: Fine. What do you need?
 * Hawk Moth: I have seen the darkness of Paris. The corruption. And I want to take advantage of that. So I want to evilize. No one would ever suspect about me, Gabriel Agreste. But I need to see who can be akumatized first.
 * Wayzz: Master... I just sensed something terrible.
 * Fu: What kind?
 * Wayzz: Nooroo just got reawakened. And only one person has the Butterfly Miraculous.
 * Fu: That only means one thing: Hawk Moth is back. And I am getting older, so I can't stop him. It's time to give space to a new generation. Who might be a problem.
 * Wayzz: It's easy. We should pick someone who is already problematic. But has goodness in their hearts.
 * Fu: The Ladybug and the Cat Miraculous.
 * Plagg: Did those dinosaur bitches return?!
 * Tikki: Will you shut up?!
 * Plagg: Fine.
 * Wu: We're in danger: Hawk Moth has returned and we need new heroes. Hence why I picked you two.
 * Plagg: Where's our owners?
 * Wu: Plagg, you must be cautious. Your new owner is Hawk Moth's son, but you must make that fact a secret for his own good.
 * Plagg: Keep secret. Alright.
 * Tikki: What about me?
 * Fu: You have no secrets to keep. Now, go!
 * Nino: Hi, Adrien.
 * Adrien: Have you been stalking me?
 * Nino: Ummmm.... Just wondering if you're alright.
 * Adrien: Do I look I'm alright?! Imagine having a life like mine. My mother died, my father barely talks with me and to get worse... Chloé is clearly simping for me. But there is one bright side: Marinette.
 * Nino: Marinette?! The bakers' daughter?! Doesn't she hate you?
 * Adrien: She does? Why so?
 * Nino: Have you seen your personality? You act like a snobby jerk and then you wonder why Chloé is heading after you.
 * Adrien: Meh.
 * Adrien: Hey sweetcake... you know what me and you equals to?
 * Marinette: No.
 * Adrien: I know you would love my big wiener.
 * Marinette: (dropping her smoothie on him) Leave me alone, creep.
 * Nino: (sarcastically) Smooth move. Asking for sex is a great way to start a relationship.
 * Adrien: A weak moment of mine. But that doesn't change anything. That girl is certainly hard to catch. (realizing) I have to use the restroom.
 * Adrien: W... who are you?
 * Plagg: Hi! What are you doing, Adrien Agreste?
 * Adrien: (in his head) Don't say you were to the restroom just to end up masturbating while thinking of the girl you like. (talking) Classes. Just needed to pee. What are you?
 * Plagg: Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Plagg.
 * Adrien: I'm Adrien.
 * Plagg: I can turn you into a hero.
 * Adrien: A hero?! How come?!
 * Plagg: You know Arsène Lupin?
 * Adrien: Lupin was a criminal.
 * Plagg: Bad example! Shit! All I can say I'm here to grant powers to fight the corruptive force known as akuma, themselves led by a mad villain named Hawk Moth.
 * Adrien: Wait, the Hawk Moth?! I thought he was a myth!
 * Plagg: He isn't. There are a lot of rules. And you get a partner.
 * Adrien: Is she hot?
 * Plagg: Who grants they're a girl?
 * Adrien: Fine.
 * Marinette: Woah, Joan of Arc was a superheroine?!
 * Tikki: Yep!
 * Marinette: Why history books never tell about it?
 * Tikki: Remember the Inquisition? Most evidence was burnt by then. And the order has tried to keep the existence of us for a while a secret.
 * Marinette: Woah... So, the Hawk Moth is actually real? I thought he was a myth to scare children like the Boogeyman or R. Kelly.
 * Tikki: Unfortunately, he isn't. Neither is R. Kelly.
 * Marinette: (frightened) Are you saying he might come to France to rape young women? (screams)
 * Tikki: Not that. Anyways, you should go to class. When there is an akumatized villain, you can call me.
 * Caline: So class, recap from yesterday... we learned about Joan of Arc.
 * Ivan: Stop it! Now!