A Fun and Fancy Evening/Transcript

This Article is a Transcript for the House of Mouse: Takeout! episode: A Fun and Fancy Evening.

The start of the show
(Opening Shot: fade into a closeup of a stage as Mic Jr appears.)

Mic Jr: And Now!

[Scene cuts to the Lady and Tramp eating spaghetti while looking at the stage]

Mic Jr: (offscreen) Dogs!

[Scene cuts to the guardians of the galaxy crew drinking what appears to be orange soda while looking at the stage]

Mic Jr: (offscreen) And Heroes!

Mic Jr: It's time for Mickey Mouse!!!

[Instrumental theme to a Jazz ver of M-I-C-K-E-Y Song plays plays]

[Mickey walks to the centre of the stage and he waves to everyone]

[Scene cuts to the audience cheering]

Mickey: Good evening everyone!

Sorry I'm late, you know, Traffic?

[Scene cuts to the Muppets looking at the stage]

Kermit: About time! I was gonna leave-

Miss Piggy: Shh!

Mickey: *giggles* As I was saying! welcome to the house!

[Jazz Instrumental of M-I-C-K-E-Y ends]

[Scene cuts to Minnie talking to Brian Backstage]

Minnie: Brian! I want you to give mickey this! [gives Brian a Letter]

Brian: Sure can do Switcheroo!

[Brian walks off]

[Scene cuts backstage]

Mickey: And now! To kick things off, Give it up for The Alley-

Brian: [Runs to Mickey] Mickey wait! I want to give you this!

Mickey: Is it our taxes? [slowly opens the paper]

Brian: Just read it!

Mickey: [reads] Oh! It seems the Alley cats aren't playing tonight!

[The audience Boos]

[Scene cuts to the Planet Express crew booing]

Fry: Shut up and give me a refund!

Leela: Oh lord! Another performance cancelled! It's a disgrace! [Angrily eats chips then throws the bowl]

Bender: The hosts can bite my shiny metal...uh...[looks around] Piece of the chip bowl?!

[Scene cuts to Mickey Backstage]

Mickey: [Angrily] The audience is angry at me! What do I do Daisy?

Daisy: I don't know, I'm not Clarabelle!

Mickey: But what about the show!

Daisy: Come on Mickey! It's just a variety show, nothing can go wrong!

[Broken chip bowl comes flying backstage]

Goofy: [Walks in] Well this was the third week in a row this happened! [walks off]

Mickey: Brian?!

[Brian walks in]

Brian: Yes Mick?

Mickey: What are we gonna do?

Brian: [thinks] hmm... How about we throw a fun and fancy evening!

Daisy: Sounds like a great idea!

Brian: I told you Mick!

Mickey: Don't call me Mick! But that sounds like a great idea!

Brian: I'm going to go onstage to tell everyone to get fancy!

[Brian walks onstage]

Brian: Due to some things! How about we give you an evening of a lifetime!

[Audience appears looking confused]

Brian: Who's up for a fun and fancy evening?!

[Audience cheers]

Brian: So get dressed! Get ready and get going for

A fun and fancy evening!

[audience cheers offscreen]

Brian: [Breaks the 4th wall] Maybe I should start calling it the house of dog!

[Audience rushes to get dress and surprisingly comes back in a flash]

Brian: Well you were quick!

Brian: Anyways, it's time for! The game of the day!

Game of The Day
[The game of the day instrumental plays]

Stewie: [runs in] Dame of the Game-I Mean, May of the Day! Oh come On!

Game of the day! Hmm, easier than it sounded!

Brian: and today's game's gonna get you a bit confused!

Stewie: What game?

Brian: Ha! You'll see!

[The Simpsons and Big City Greens family appears]

Brian: Meet the Simpsons and the uh...Family from Big...Uh...

Gramma Alice: Hey! Our last name's green!

Brian: [clicks finger] Right! Right...

Stewie: So meet team D'oh and team Green in: Where's it gone?

Let the games begin

* whistle sound effect plays*

[Both teams rummage for something that's lost, but cannot figure out what it is]

Homer: D'oh! This challenge is too hard!

Marge: Come on Homie, as they all say: Anything's-

Homer: *Grunts* Why oh Why did we have to come here tonight?!

Cricket: [rummages through a chewed up piece of gum] Interesting...

Tilly: [slaps gum out of Cricket's hand] Is this what we're looking for?!

[Bart sneakily takes the chewed up piece of gum]

Bart: *Laughs*

Bill: Come on you lot! We got no time to monkey around!

Gramma: Yeah! This challenge is too challenging!

Bart: [throws half of the pieces onto a pile] Look what I got!

Homer: Finally! I guess I won't have to go "Why you little" thing will I?

Cricket: Tilly! Anybody! Quick! We're running out of stuff!

Tilly: Well I ain't got stuff on me!

Bill: Me neither!

Gramma: [holds a dead fish] I got a dead fish!

[Bart snatches dead fish from Gramma]

Bart: *laughs*

[Bart brings the final piece of something to the pile]

[Brian walks in]

Brian: it's clear that we have a winner, and the winner is...The D'oh team! Take it away Simpsons!

Homer: This is awkward but...My son has been the best'est that he's ever been today!

[Audience says "aww" offscreen]

Bart: Aw shucks! And I believe that Homer over here, has been here since the land of time!

Homer: Why You Little-

Brian: [gently taps homers shoulder] Homer, you're breaking the rules again!

Homer: Sorry!

Bart: As I was saying, we've been around since 1989, and we're still fresh! We're timeless, we don't even age! And thank you Groening! For keeping the magic inside us! We couldn't be more thankful!

Brian: [cries tears of joy] That was wonderful!

And what do you know? You've won... [drumroll]

[Scene cuts to a still of movie tickets to the Mice! The Musical]

Tickets to the Mice! The Musical movie! Based on the Broadway show of the same name minus the "movie bit!"

[Scene cuts to the Greens Upset]

Gramma: Do you think we're inspired by the Simpsons?

Bill: What made you think that?

Gramma: Well, for starters, We're both yellow!

Bill: Don't think like that! Come, let's celebrate this evening like we never did before!

[The Greens start cheering and walking to their seats]