Thread:Coolot1/@comment-25892114-20180107233719/@comment-25892114-20180110225548

???: Not that kind of story!

???: Aw...

???: This is the story I want to tell you, kids. LOL! Long ago in a thick land, I, Akuku, the dick-sucking master of an adorable red cape and great flaming eyebrows, unleashed an unspeakable poop, but a foolish samurai warrior, wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness, wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish samurai warrior, wielding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was fucked, I unleashed my long, black penis and flung him into the future where my Eevee is law. Now, the fool seeks to return to the ass and undo the future that is Aku!