Moses the Gacha Animator Holiday (2040 holiday special)/Transcript

Narrator: Once upon a time, in a village far away, lived a group called the Gachas that celebrated almost every day.

Gacha Character: Hey, that's a rhyme!

Narrator: The Gachas had holidays up the wazoo! From Bubble Day to New Gachas Eve, just to name a few.

All: Yay!

Narrator: Enjoying holiday after holiday, they partied without stopping. They celebrated everything with their leader, Queen Mia.

All: Mia! Mia! Mia!

Narrator: But across the way, in old Meme Town, lived a group called the Memes whose spirits were down. They had but one holiday that brought happiness. A tradition of eating Gachas on a day called Memestice. Then Mia taught them that joy was inside all along! So they got rid of Memestice, and their only holiday was gone. And so, on Memestice Eve in Meme Town, the Memes, well, now they're just kind of sitting around.

Parrot: Boring! Boring!

["Chopsticks" playing on keyboard]

Chad: Got another card from Gacha Village.

Aim: Oh, yay!

Sesom: Thanks, Todd.

Chad: I'm Chad. He's Todd.

Todd: Hi.

Sesom: Yep. Got it, Chod and Tadd.

Aim: (happy gasp) Ooh, look, Sessy, it's another card from Mia!

Sesom: "Happy Catch Your Friend Day"?

Aim: Ooh!

Sesom: What if you drop her? I mean, we're not insured for that kind of thing.

Aim: I would never, ever drop Mia. Never.

Sesom: Whatevs, babe. The Gachas have so many holidays. Too many holidays, if you ask me!

Aim: Well, I think it's... (chuckles) kind of nice having so much to celebrate.

Sesom: Hey, Aimie, we do cool stuff, too. I mean, what about all those awesome cards we send back to them, huh?

(At Gacha Village, shows their Wednesday card)

Mia: Huh! Well, that's... consistent. Mosy, Aim, um, sent another card.

Moses: (grunting)

Mia: Wha--what are you doing? Are you about to barf?! I'll go get a trash can!

Moses: What? No. I'm practicing my smile. Y-you know, I'm new to this whole "being happy" thing.

Mia: Oh, well, here, let me help. Smiles are my jam. Okay. There we-- No. Hmm. No. Close. Weird. What the-- Your face is being very frustrating.

Moses: What is the deal with these cards? Monday. Friday. Sunday Mid-Morning?

Mia: It's like ever since Memestice was canceled, the Memes don't have anything to look forward to. I feel really bad for them. (gasps) Ooh!

Moses: Uh, uh, no. No, no, no. I know what that look means. You're about to hatch an elaborate plan which involves a lot of hugging, singing, dancing, and... (gulps) glitter.

Mia: You know it!

Moses: Okay, promise me you'll sleep on it before you rush into something like you always do.

Mia: Okay. I won't do anything.

[insects chirping]

Sun & Moon: (hi-five)

Moon: (sets)

Moses: (SINGING): Just call me angel of the morning, angel! Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby! I'm going down into the bunker, angel! And I'll be sipping on coffee in the morning, ba...

Mia: Good morning, Moses!

Moses: (NOT SINGING): Aah! Mia, you didn't sleep on it.

Mia: Not a wink.

Moses: And you probably got a crazy plan.

Mia: And, yes, I do. I decided the Memes need a new holiday, and nobody knows holidays better than us! We'll just give them one of ours.

Moses: And why are we doing this?

Mia: Aim is my best friend. They deserve to have a day of dancing and singing and costumes and presents and glitter! (slurps) So much flipping glitter!

Moses: Mia, are you sure this is a good idea?

Mia: Absolutely. This is what I do. I take care of my friends. And this is how we're gonna do it. First, break into Moses' bunker and get him on board.

Scrapbook Moses: Aah!

Moses: What?

Scrapbook Moses: I'm on board!

Mia: We set off for Meme Town, and we arrive with as much dramatic flair as possible. We see Sesom and Aim...

Scrapbook Sesom: Hey.

Scrapbook Aim: Mia!

Mia: And do some hugging. We pitch them our holidays... their minds are blown! And that's how we're gonna give Aim and the Memes a new holiday!

Scrapbook: (high-pitched female voice): Holiday! (The O releases glitter)

All: Holiday!

Moses: Aah! (spilt coffee all over him) (sighs) I'll go put on some pants.

Narrator: Certain her holiday mission would be a success, Mia chartered a ride on the Lunibus Express.

Lunibus: Bus!

Mia: All aboard! Woop-woop! Guys, hurry up. Come on! Let's go.

Cloud Guy: Welcome to the Lunibus... (deep voice): Express! (imitating echo)

Moses: Oh, no.

Cloud Guy: (normal voice): Hey, guys. Captain No-slappy. Queen Mia.

Mia: Cloud Guy.

Cloud Guy: Please put away all electronics.

Dr. Brad: (swallows headphones)

Cloud Guy: Safely stow your carry-ons.

Anthony Moose: Wait, wait!

Jacob: (shuts prophold door on Anthony Moose)

Cloud Guy: And hold on to your Froggies.

Froggy: Ribbit!

Cloud Guy: Thank you for choosing the Lunibus, the safest way to travel. Unless we go into a wormhole.

Moses: I'm sorry. Did--did you just say wormhole?

Cloud Guy: Now sit back, relax, and feel the love.

Mia: (SINGING): People all over the world, join hands!

ALESSIA CARA

Mia: Start a love train, love train!

ED HELMS

Both: (SINGING): People all over the world, join hands!

KIM KARDASHIAN

Both: Start a love train, love train!

IDRIS ELBA

Mia: (SINGING): The next stop that we make will be soon!

CRAIG ROBINSON BEN SCHWARTZ ANNA KENDRICK ALYSON STONER

Moses: (SINGING): Tell all the folks in Meme Town, we're bringing it all to you!

Written by Matthew Fogel

Benjamin: (SINGING): Now, please don't miss the train at the station! (NOT SINGING AND COVERING FOR FROGGY): Ribbit.

Produced by Chris Meledandri

Executive Producers: Kyle Balda, Gina Shay, & Mike Mitchell

Kat and Sarah: (SINGING): Cause if you miss it...

Directed by Bruno Dequier

All: (SINGING): I'll feel sorry, sorry for you!

Illumination Presents Moses the Gacha Animator Holiday

Benjamin: (SINGING): Well!

Mia: (SINGING): People all over the world!

Moses: (SINGING): Sisters and brothers!

Jacob: (SINGING): Join hands, come on!

Cloud Guy: (SINGING): Start a love train! (music stops) (NOT SINGING): Ride this train! Come on! Ride it, ride it!

Moses: Uh, who's driving the bus?

Steering Wheel: (creaking)

All: (screaming)

Giant Worm: (opens mouth)

Cloud Guy: Wormhole!

Giant Worm: (gulps)

(screaming continues)

Cloud Guy: (laughing maniacally)

Distorted Voice: (SINGING): People all over the world.

Jacob: You guys, I don't feel so good.

Distorted Voice: Join hands!

Benjamin: What's wrong... (distorted voice): Jacob? (turns into WereBeast Benjamin)

Joana: (as Werewolf Joana): I'm feeling weird.

Jacob: (as Weregiraffe Jacob): Huh?

All: (screaming)

IRL Cloud Guy: (laughing maniacally)

All: (pop out of wormhole)

(wut was dat)

All: (SINGING): People all over the world, join hands! Start a love train, love train!

Bus: (explodes into a million tiny Lunis)

Mia: (SINGING THE FINAL NOTES): Start a love train!