Elisa Carmen Martinez's Song

Insults


With the help of Brett Aspel, we, as in Alexandros Martinez and Brett Marie Aspel, will insult this bitch called Elisa Carmen Martinez.
 * She is a dirtbag who wants her parents divorced.
 * She should cut her eyelashes so that it will take a moment to regrow.
 * She masturbates with the door wide open, so that her little brother would see.
 * She wants to marry her cousin Kevin Jabbora in a few years.
 * She wants to her abusive dad very badly.
 * She bullies alot of her friends.
 * She badmouths her teachers.
 * She buys two different pairs of jeans, one size 4 and the other size 8. So if anyone, even Jason Frankovitz asks if she lost weight, she would wear the bigger ones.
 * She is infected with AIDS.
 * She's a Total Drama Dirtbag who calls angry people "Dorks", even though they are not geeky.
 * She cheats, lies and steals from her parents.
 * She is not circumcised.
 * She should go fuck herself in the ass.
 * She's a lying, phony, weasel nose.
 * She wears prosthetics.