The New Base/Transcript

(The Overwatch House intro plays)

(THE OVERWATCH HOUSE!)

(Scene begins at a Holiday Inn Suites hotel with all the Overwatch Squad and Talon Squad sleeping inside there suite rooms)

(Then Junkrat wakes up and blows and air horn startling everyone)

Junkrat: WAKE UP LASSIES!!!!!!!!

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soldier 76: JAMISON, WHAT THE F*CK?!?!?!

Junkrat: You guys know what day it is?

McCree: *sighs* We know Junkrat, we're getting a new base since our old base blew up.

Junkrat: That's right!!! *cackles*

(Everyone proceeds to wake up)

(Reaper walks in the room all mad)

Reaper: WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK WAS THAT RACKET???!!!!

Tracer: Junkrat blow an airhorn for like an early wake up call since we're getting a new base.

Reaper: Oh wow very cool you think I was born yesterday? Me and the rest of the Talon Squad are getting a new base too since ours blew up too and I heard gonna be luxurious.

Soldier 76: Hey, I also heard our new base gonna luxurious to Gabriel don't mess with us please.

Reaper: Oh so I'm the one who's responsible for blowing up your base and teasing you about our new base Jack.

Soldier 76: I wasn't born yesterday either assh*le, we also blew up your base as well.

(Reaper and Soldier 76 start to argue and Mercy and Sombra come and break them apart)

Sombra: Okay that's enough you two.

Mercy: What she said boys, everyone proceed to get ready!

Everyone: Okay!

(Everyone takes a shower, brushes their teeth, get dressed, and pack up while Junkrat and Roadhog bounce on the bed)

Soldier 76: Jamison and Roadhog please stop jumping the bed!!!

Junkrat and Roadhog (Both): No!

Soldier 76: B*TCHES STOP IT!!!!!!!!!

(Soldier 76 pushes Junkrat and Roadhog off the bed)

Junkrat: Oww!!!

Roadhog: Argh!!!

Junkrat: Jack mate, what was that for?

Soldier 76: That was for you two idiots to stop bouncing on the goddamn bed you two!

Mercy: Jack, please calm down.

Soldier 76: No! I'm not gonna calm down because everyone keeps on starting a ruckus in this room and I really wish someone would knock on our door, and give us our new base to live.

(Someone knocks behind the hotel room door)

Reinhardt: Well, what do you know Jack, you're wish has been granted.

Soldier 76: Let me go get it everyone.

(Scene cuts to where Soldier 76 opens the door where the real estate agent is, played by Steven Merchant)

Soldier 76: Um hello?

Reginald: Hi there I'm looking for a Mr. Jack Morrison and a Mr. Gabriel Reyes.

Soldier 76: Uh, that would be me sir Mr. Jack Morrison.

(Reaper comes to the front door)

Reaper: And I would be Mr. Gabriel Reyes sir.

Reginald: Wow you're very creepy looking Mr. Reyes sir.

Reaper: (furious) What did you say?

Reginald: Um nothing sir sorry, *clears throat* allow me to introduce myself, I am Reginald Thomas Haversham and I've come to tell you all that your bases that exploded four months ago that the building crew was gonna make a new one.

Soldier 76: Yeah?

Reginald: Well, the building crew didn't even try.

Soldier 76 and Reaper (both): What?

Reaper: Where we're gonna live now?

Reginald: Well don't worry but you two gentlemen's insurance was gonna to cover a rebuilding your old bases again but, instead we all just found you all a new one which was recently sold a while ago.

Reaper: But I want my original base again I don't want a new one.

Soldier 76: Yeah, we want our old bases back.

Reginald: Well no really at least you all should look at the new one it's a really nice place it's a hundred times better I promise.

Reaper: WHY YOU, SON OF A BI-

(Reaper tries to strangle Reginald but Sombra comes and pulls him back)

Sombra: Gabriel! what did I tell you?!

Soldier 76: Sorry about that Mr. Reginald sir.

Reginald: That's okay Mr. Morrison.

Soldier 76: He's just all crazed up about this new base business.

Reginald: I understand about that anyways like I was saying, it's a hundred times better and you all would love it.

Soldier 76: Okay I guess, and Gabriel why don't you just look at it and see what it's like okay?

Reaper: *sighs* Okay, works for me I guess.

Soldier 76: And before we go we have no cars or anything like that because they all blew up too in our base as well.

Reginald: Oh that's a bummer, but some of you are welcome to ride in my limousine.

Soldier 76: Really?

Reginald: Yes really, and how many of you are there in this room?

Soldier 76: There are twenty four of us and there are six of them on the other room next to us.

Reginald: Well, I'll at least able to fit maybe, nine of you in my limousine so you choose who's going to be with you.

Soldier 76: I'll choose Angela, Torbjorn, Ana, Jesse, Genji, Zarya, Gabriel, Amelie, and Sombra so guys come over here now please!

(Mercy, Torbjorn, Ana, McCree, Genji, Zarya, Reaper, Widowmaker, and Sombra come to were Soldier 76 and Reginald are)

Reginald: What about the others?

Soldier 76: Oh they'll have to travel over by foot so let's just go.

Reginald: Um, okay come on guys and gales!

(Scene cuts outside of the hotel were Reginald's limbo is)

Reginald: Okay everyone, get in!

Everyone: Yes sir!

(Everyone gets in the limbo and the limbo drives away while the other Overwatch characters follow them)

(Scene cuts to them arriving at the mansion and they get out of the limbo)

Reginald: Alright everyone come out and look art your new home!!!!

(Everyone comes out of the car and they all gasp)

Mercy: Whoa!

Soldier 76: Holy crud!

Reaper: