Murder Drones (film)/Trailer transcripts

Trailer transcripts of the 2024 film Murder Drones.

Trailer #1
(The words "Booting up// Trailer #1" appears on-screen.)

Uzi: (voice-over) We are Worker Drones; autonomous robots created by our interstellar parent company, JCJenson IN SPAAAAACCCEE!!!! But then, we were cut off by them, and sent Disassembly Drones to kill us all. So, I, Uzi Doorman, suggested we rebel against them. That is... until I met one.

(Cut to a scene from the film, where Uzi approaches N from behind.)

Uzi: Hey.

N: AH!

(The Sony and Columbia Pictures logos appear, as the song "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell plays.)

Uzi: What the hell was that for?

N: What are you talking about?

Uzi: You nearly tried to kill me!

N: Oh, yeah, that!

♫ Sometimes I feel I've got to ♫

N: I'm an angsty rebellious disassembly drone now.

Uzi: How can you be so sure?

(Cut to Uzi's room.)

♫ Run away ♫

Uzi: My dad can't find out about you.

(Cut to V and J.)

J: Seventy-five percent of drones are exterminated.

♫ I've got to get away ♫

(Cut to the JCJenson board room, where four people are sitting.)

Raymond Brown: Those two drones! Exterminated!

(One of the people raise their hands.)

Raymond Brown: Timothy!

Timothy Albert: Shouldn't we hack his hardware?

(Raymond laughed.)

Raymond Brown: No.

(Timothy was bewildered.)

♫ Once I ran to you ♫

THIS DECEMBER

(Show Uzi and N fighting against some drones.)

♫ Now I run from you ♫

FROM THE PRODUCERS OF

FREE GUY

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

THE RACE

(Show a clip of Uzi running from N.)

♫ This tainted love you've given ♫

AND THE DIRECTOR OF

BULLET TRAIN

and THE FALL GUY

(Show a group of Diassembly Drones flying in the sky.)

♫ I give you all a boy could give you ♫

(Cut to Uzi and N in a library.)

N: You're freaking dead, kiddo.

Uzi: N, NO-

(Two gunshots.)

♫ Once I ran to you ♫

PREPARE

(Show a cell tower falling.)

♫ Now I run from you ♫

FOR

(Show Uzi falling.)

♫ This tainted love you've given ♫

AN

(Show a car exploding.)

♫ I give you all a boy could give you ♫

ANGSTY REBELLION

(Cut to Uzi and N in the former's room.)

Uzi: We are never talking about this.

N: Talking about what? Consider it, uh... repressed!

♫ Take my tears and that's not nearly all ♫

MURDER DRONES

♫ Tainted love ♫

(Cut to V and J calling N via video call.)

J: Where are you?

N: Just in a hotel!

V: We don't do hotels, idiot. Speak to us.

N: Uh... Okay! I gotta go now! Bye!

(N hangs up. V holds up a flag that says "Literally So Insanely Suspicious" as she and J watch in confusion.)

♫ Tainted love (whoa-oa-oa-oa!) ♫

RYAN REYNOLDS

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY

EMMA WATSON

MICHAEL CERA

ANGOURIE RICE

ELSIE LOVELOCK

MICHAEL KOVACH

WRITTEN BY

LIAM VICKERS

DIRECTED BY

DAVID LEITCH

DECEMBER 6

EXCLUSIVELY IN MOVIE THEATERS

Voiceover: Rated PG-13.

Trailer #2
(The words "Booting up// Trailer #2" appears on-screen.)

Voiceover: Have you ever felt tired of doing everything? Your cooking, your work, even your kids? Well, put your worries aside, with our new product: the Worker Drone!

(Show a Worker Drone.)

Voiceover: Coded with state-of-the-art technology, this robot will do anything to keep your responsibilities out of your way!

(Glitch to current time, where Disassembly Drones are now hunting for the Worker Drones.)

Uzi: Yep. That just happened.

(The Sony and Columbia Pictures logos appear. Cut to Uzi in a classroom)

Uzi: What exactly are we doing that's causing us to hide behind three stupid doors from these robots? It's like we're waiting for death to come take us! That's why my project is this sick-as-hell railgun!

(The classmates panic.)

Worker Drone: Whoa, that is so not the vibe!

Teacher: Uzi, the homework was a word problem about buying watermelons.

FROM THE STUDIO THAT BROUGHT YOU

GRAN TURISMO

NAPOLEON

THE EQUALIZER 3

Khan: There is no way you are going out there alone! The curfew's on!

Uzi: This curfew can kiss my-

(Show three shots of Uzi prepping to go outside at night. Then cut to her in an alleyway.)

Uzi: Hello?

(She sees a Disassembly Drone. It turns around and spots her.)

N: I'm Serial Designation N!

Uzi: Okayyy...?

(BTS - Mic Drop plays.)

THIS DECEMBER

TBA.