A Mouse Whose Never Attended School Since There - (Jerry Cooper Episode)

A Mouse Whose Never Attended School Since There is the first episode of Jerry Cooper - (Adult Swim Television Series)

Transcripts: Jerry Cooper's School Science Project Disaster Story
Then Jerry Cooper's long time pal, Tom came down to the lab to see what the clever scientific mouse inventor was doing.

Tom said to Jerry Cooper - Hi Jerry hows your day today ?

Jerry Cooper said to Tom happily showing his clone invention he built - My day is very good, look at this baby here. This clone machine can scan yourself or create a figure and copies you as much you like, then I can control the clone what direction I wanted they to go and where I want to put they. Do you want to see how it works ?

Tom said to Jerry Cooper - No thanks I'm not here to watch your amazing inventions. I want to ask you a question about something.

Jerry Cooper asked to Tom - What is it, I wanna know about what you're gonna say.

Tom asked Jerry Cooper - Why you not have been to school 8 weeks now ?

Jerry Cooper said to Tom sadly - Well, do you remember you helped me with my school science project a couple of weeks ago ?

Tom agreed with Jerry Cooper - Yes I do remember that, we had so much fun doing it pal. What's up ?

Jerry Cooper said to Tom sadly - The story was started when I was in school carrying my school science project into the assembly room.

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Jerry Cooper's School Science Project Disaster Scene

School student #1 said to Jerry Cooper - Hey loser, you're gonna be late for School Science Project assembly. See ah Mr poorer.

Next the school student #1 pulled Jerry Cooper out his away and laughing.

Jerry Cooper shouting at school student #1 - HEY damb ass do you mind you manners, the next time I see your blue furry bush you better apologize to me or else I'll gonna kick your furry ass.

When Jerry Cooper had finally got into the school assembly room with his survived school science project, everyone in the assembly started laughing at him for being 10 minutes late.

Jerry Cooper shouted at everyone with anger - Sorry I couldn't help it just because I'm small and small creatures like me can get annoyed by getting laughed at by some tall person, No WAY !

Head Teacher said to Jerry Cooper - Jerry Mouse can you stop shouting and sit your wee ass down right now.

When Jerry Cooper sat down the head teacher continued talking to the school students - As I was saying before a midget little brown mouse walked into the building ha ha.

Jerry Cooper said felt annoyed about everyone laughed at him again - Oh bloody god, this is embarrassing man.

head teacher said to the school student - Today as yous already know it is School Science Project Day that some people had a chance make a invention or a idea to make this Science Day really special.

Student #2 said to Student #3 felt bored - Oh ah man this gonna be boring, it not even started yet that I'm bored out my face.

Student #3 agreed with student #2' opinion - I agree with you hen, I know that little midget mouse Jerry Cooper gonna win and pass that Competition I know it, yeah, Jerry Cooper stinks !

Head teacher told some students whose done their science projects - Alright, if yous took part this year's School Science Project can yous please can come up the stage and place your projects on the long table.

When Jerry Cooper and the other students got up onto the stage with their projects the head teacher started looking every single science project on the table.

Head teacher said to everyone - Let's start with the most obvious little smart ass mouse with his own unique nick name, Jerry Cooper whose he always win this school science project multiple of times and I'm sick of giving that little brown mouse the 1st place prize for the best science project. He want to think that he really is Sheldon Cooper the second not he absolutely not ha ha.

Jerry Cooper told everyone about his School Science Project - Oh sorry everyone, just ignore that pest of a head teacher. Well this year for my Science Project I made a very useful invention called "The Emotional Mind Catcher Projector" where if you want get the funny memory or a upsetting memory out of your brain but you want to keep that memory forever or you want to projector your memory on your bedroom wall this invention is the one for you.

Student #2 started talking to Student #3 quietly with shock - Oh my god, that's the dumbest thing Jerry ever invented. I really not his friend, nobody likes somebody whose wanna be a smart ass all the time.

Then Jerry Cooper told everyone while he was operating his science invention at the same - Alright everyone I'm gonna use this remote here to press one of those coloured emotion buttons to choose which emotional memory I wanted to show on my projector but I'm gonna press the happy yellow button. Now I'm going to put on this mind headset over my head and my face, then I get to pick which happy memory I wanted to show up on this wall in front of yous. Okay I will press the record memory button to record my happy memory from my brain to The Emotional Mind Catcher Projector and then onto the wall.

So far most people liked his invention that the head teacher was delighted with his science project but the other student whose completed their science project were annoyed about Jerry Cooper's project. 5 after Jerry Cooper finishing recording his happy memory from his brain, Jerry took his mind headset off and pressed the play button and his invention worked with joy.

Jerry Cooper told everyone while he was showing his memory on the wall - This is my memory about me and my pal Tom messed up our owner Rick painting for his wife Ginger's birthday surprise so me and Tom decided to fix it by trying our best to paint the same painting as the way Rick done it by the end me and Tom saved after all. Ginger loves her birthday surprise and it become a good ending for the two of us. That's all I wanted to say for my science project, I hope yous had enjoyed the presentation today.

(everyone clapped)

Head Teacher said to the other students whose on stage about Jerry Cooper's invention - Well well, hey guys what yous think Jerry's invention he built ?

Student #4 said to head teacher felt annoyed - I'm give the damn about his invention. Until she noticed that Jerry Cooper had taken her dad's 100 dollar Sony TV remote that she started shouting at poor Jerry Cooper - Oh wait a minute that's my dad's 100 dollar TV remote, he bought that from Walmart YOU CHEATING LITTLE ASS.

Everyone said with shock - HUH !

Student #4 said to Jerry Cooper with anger started to destroy his invention with a hammer - Take that smart ass, I hate you !

Jerry Cooper said to Student #4 with anger - Hey what are you talking about, I never bloody steal your daddy remote, I brought that from Amazon.com for 5 dollars your dirty trollop.

Then Student #5 noticed something it's belong to him that he decided to join student #4 destroying Jerry Cooper's invention and Student #5 started shouting at Jerry Cooper with anger - Hey look guys, the cheating rat took my 40 dollar VR headset from some weird dog at the market you dirty cow.

Finally the rest of the students on stage stood up and join student #4 and student #5 to destroy poor Jerry Cooper's invention that the poor little brown mouse didn't steal other students stuff that he was into tears after 6 weeks making his invention Jerry sure that his pal Tom will be shock.

Jerry Cooper cried - Oh please stop I swear to god, I never steal your things. Please NOOOOO!

Students on stage said to Jerry Cooper with anger - Ah look the state of you dirty tramp. Look you your midget cry baby, You bloody FOOL !

Head Teacher said to the other student on stage - Right student that's enough, you taught that little smart ass mouse a lesson that he'll be in a last place this year.

Then poor Jerry Cooper grabbed his broken invention, packed up his stuff and sadly walked off the stage in tears. His girlfriend Toots felt sorry for Jerry as the poor mouse was walking out the assembly hall with everybody laughing at him.