The Muppets in Tokyo, Japan transcript

Prologue: The opening intro
Announcer: "Live to all of you on ABC Network, Disney productions presents The Muppets in Tokyo, Japan, appearing this evening: Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, the great Gonzo, Rowlf the Dog, Rizzo the Rat and the entire Muppet friends."

Scene 1: The Muppet Family Boarding House
Kermit: "Okay, everybody, you got your things packed up?"

Fozzie: "Yes, Kermit of course we did."

Kermit: "And do you have your passports prepared?"

Rizzo: "Yes, Ke'mit, of cou'se we do."

Kermit: "Then let's go to the airport and go to Tokyo, Japan."

The Muppet friend walk around downstairs on their way out to the airport.

[Music In Background]

Kermit: We'll have sights to see

Gonzo: at neat places to be

Scooter: some California sushi rolls

would be neat to eat

Rowlf: it's a super Japanese treat

Fozzie: just to get off your feet

Kermit: what do we know?

out the door we go.

The Muppet friends walk right outside and get on the Electric Mayhem bus and they drive around on their way to Oz-Hunt-Nelson Airport.

Oz-Hunt-Nelson Airport
Stewardess: "Why hello there, how can I help you guys out here?"

Kermit: "We're looking for our flight to go to Tokyo, Japan, do you know what flight number it is?"

Stewardess: "Let me check my flight list."

The stewardess checks her flight list and the flight to Tokyo, Japan's flight number 47.

Stewardess: "Oh there it is, flight number 47, now let me see your passports."

The Muppet friends show the stewardess their passports.

Stewardess: "Okay, you guys can go on your trip right now."

The Muppet friends walk around and they stop right at flight number 47 and get on their super fast jet plane to Tokyo, Japan.

Bean: "Wow, the blue skies look super big around here."

Pilot Nathan: "Okay, here's your stop: Tokyo, Japan."

The super fast jet plane lands right at their destination

Scene 2: Tokyo, Japan
Sota Osamu: "Kon'nichiwa, Tōkyō ni yōkoso, Nihon, watashi wa sōtadesu. Kore wa watashi no tsuma sakidesu." ("Hi there, welcome to Tokyo, Japan, I'm Sota and this is my wife, Saki.")

Kermit: "And I'm Kermit the Frog, and these are my good friends: Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Rowlf, Scooter, Skeeter, Bean, Rizzo, Tim, Walter, Lew Zealand, Crazy Harry, Chip, Beauregard, Mildred, Annie Sue, Bunsen, Beaker, Sweetums and the Electric Mayhem band."

Saki Osamu: "Koko de minasan to aimashō." ("Nice meeting all of you here.")

Gonzo: "Let's take a good look around, then we can something good for dinner here."

The Muppet friends take a look around Tokyo, Japan and later on, they're (except Pepe) are having California Tuna sushi rolls for their dinner meal and doing The Super Muppet Telethon as well.

Scooter: [Knocking On Door 5 Times] "(Guest Star's name), oh, (Guest Star's name), 15 2nds 'til curtain, Mr. (Guest Star's last name)."

Guest Star: "Thanks a bunch, Scooter, I'll be out there in a jiffy."

Cut to Kermit appearing through Sūpāmapettotereson no rogo .....

Kermit: Itsu the superu muppet terethon with ouru very speciaru gest star, misteru,Jackie Chan, yaaaaaaay!"

[Music In background]

Rowlf: [Playing On Piano Keys]

[Upbeat Music In Background]

Female Muppet friends: Itsu taim tū pray the music

Itsu taim tū right the rightsu

Itsu taim tū meet the muppetsu

ni Za Sūpā Mapetto Tereson konban

Male Muppet friends: soreha jikan ni oku ni keshō

soreha jikan ni doresu appu migi

soreha jikan ni ageru za Kāten

ni Za Sūpā Mapetto Tereson konban

Waldorf: naze okonau wareware tsuneni kuru koko ni

Statler: watashi suisoku watashitachiha kesshite shitte iru

Waldorf: soreha sukina ichibu shurui no gōmon

Statler and Waldorf: ni motteru ni tokei za shō

Kermit: soshite sā shutoku suru mono kaishi shita

Miss Piggy: naze shinai kimi wa shutoku suru mono kaishi shita

Kermit and Muppet friends: soreha ni shutoku suru mono kaishi shita

ni za mottomo sensēshonaru

insupirēshon

oiwai no

Mapetto gōri-teki

kono wa nani wareware kōru Za Sūpā Mapetto Tereson

[Sounds Of A Japanese Gong]

Kermit: "Domo arigato, min'na, and welcome to The Super Muppet Telethon, that's exactly right, tonight's special guest star is the most talented man in Tokyo, Japan, Mr. (Guest Star's name), but I know we're all enjoying our dinner meals, but I wonder how Walter's doing with Tim over by the condiments bar."

Cut to Walter and the Swedish Chef over by the condiments bar....

Walter: "Hey, Tim, what do you have here that's free to eat? how 'bout some of that pistachio pudding?"

Swedish Chef: "Nu, nu, nu, nu, nu, vesebee."

Walter: "Same thing here, what's it like to you here?"

The Swedish Chef gives Walter some of the wasabi.

Walter: "Wow, now that's a lot of pistachio pudding."

Walter takes the entire tray and begins eating his California tuna sushi rolls with it.......

Cut back to Kermit onstage........

Kermit: "Ladies and gentlemen, good friends of all ages it's time for-"

Walter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Fozzie: "Whoa, what was that?"

Scooter: "It looks like Walter just went right past us."

Walter: "Somebody get me some ice cold water!"

Walter takes 1 sip of ice cold water from the Japanese water fountain.

Walter: "Warning, whatever you do, don't eat the free pistachio pudding, it's been turned down."