Pilot (SPPLL)

"Pilot" is the first episode of the TV series Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life.

Synopsis
In Toronto, Canada, Scott Pilgrim, the bass player in the band Sex Bob-Omb, is dating a High Schooler. This seems to be going pretty well until Scott dreams of a strange girl

Cast
TBA

Transcript
[Ramona Flowers is seen walking away from a house in the snow. She turns to face it for a few seconds before leaving. It shows her walking off as it pans to the moon before the intro plays. Once it finishes, it is suddenly light out and it pans down, revealing a completely different house.]

Kim: Scott Pilgrim is dating a high schooler?

[The camera pans down to a window to the kitchen, where everyone is sitting, zooming in on the window until the scene completely changes to inside the kitchen]

Stephen: Is she hot?

Kim: How old are you, Scott? 30? 40?

Scott: I'm not playing your games, Kim.

Kim: 45?

Scott: twenty-one! okay? I'm twenty-one.

Stephen: Not bad.

[Scott pours a cup of coffee before sitting down at the table]

Neil: Hey, have you guys... like... done it?

Scott: No, but she rides the bus with me. She talks about her book club, her friends and, uh... you know... drama.

Stephen: Have you ever kissed her?

Scott: We almost held hands once but then she got embarrassed.

Stephen: Dude, do you even know her name yet?

Scott: Knives Chau. She's Chinese.

Neil: Nice.

Stephen: Wait, her name is literally knives?

Scott: Uh, yeah. Why?

Stephen: You don't see any problem with that?

Scott: Books and covers and... well, there isn't a third one I guess.

Stephen: What if she is a serial killer?

Scott: I don't have any evidence that she is or isn't, but she's a high schooler, I think I can handle myself.

Neil: So, uh... how'd you guys meet?

Scott: I believe I mentioned the bus?

Kim: Yes.

[It flashes back to the day the two first met. A bus shows up with Knives and her mother stepping out of it]

Mrs. Chau: Sherman is nice man. You like him.

Knives: Mom, I'm seriously not interested in him.

Mrs. Chau: You are seventeen year old. Time to get interested in boy!

Knives: Oh sweet Jesus...

[She trips over something and her books fall on the floor]

Knives: Crap!

[She attempts to pick them all up, with Scott picking one up for her]

Scott: Hey, don't worry about it! I'm Scott by the way. Scott Pilgrim.

Knives: Knives Chau.

Scott: Very nice to- wait, your name is knives?

[It suddenly cuts to modern day]

Scott: And that's how it happened!

Stephen: ...You met her at a bus stop with her mom and picked up one of her books...

Scott: Yes.

Kim: Is that seriously the end of that story?

Scott: Yes.

Neil: So it was love at first sight?

Scott: Yes.

Kim: Did you suddenly forget how to say anything else other than "yes"?

Scott: No.

Kim: Can you speak actually words that aren’t yes or no?

Scott: No.

Trivia
TBA