Miss Messysplatter

Miss Messysplatter is a playful and messy parody song from Avenue Q, inspired by the original children's song "Mr. Knickerbocker." It is performed by a vibrant ensemble consisting of Stephanie, Bean, Olive Hoover, Cory Crow, Juliet Greenberg, Shane DeTorre, Kelly Chan, Tiffany Bailey, Julie Ann Gourson, Tina Marie Espinoza, Kristy Lynn Espinoza, Bre Seltzer, Andrea Schuette, Hillary Hollingsworth, Katie Polk, Celina, Gabi, Deedee Doodle, Alex Mack, Selena Gomez, Ariel Winter, and Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen.

In this energetic performance, the ensemble members embrace their playful side while incorporating wet and messy elements. The stage comes alive with an assortment of substances, including slime, mud, paint, chocolate, peanut butter, pudding, milk, Cadbury egg crème, frosting, marshmallow, honey, oranges, and bananas. As they sing and dance, the cast members joyfully interact with one another, creating a delightful and visually captivating experience.

Please note that while the performance explores the theme of messiness and playfulness, it is still in the spirit of Avenue Q's humorous and irreverent style. The lyrics of "Miss Messysplatter" celebrate the joy of letting loose and having fun while keeping it lighthearted and suitable for the Avenue Q audience.

(Verse 1)

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

I like the way that you gloppity-glop

I like the way that you splatter and slop with your hands

(Chorus)

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

Get ready for the mess, it won't stop

Slime and mud, paint and chocolate, oh what a sight

Peanut butter, pudding, and milk, what a messy delight

(Verse 2)

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

I like the way that you gloppity-glop

With slime and mud, you make a squishy mess

Chocolate and peanut butter, a sticky excess

(Chorus)

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

Get ready for the mess, it won't stop

Paint and clay, oh what a colorful scene

Milk and egg crème, the messiest dream

(Bridge)

Frosting and marshmallow, they're in the mix

Honey and orange juice, a gooey fix

Banana cream and oranges, squish and squeeze

In Miss Messysplatter's world, we're covered in these

(Chorus)

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

Get ready for the mess, it won't stop

Slime and mud, paint and chocolate, oh what a sight

Peanut butter, pudding, and milk, what a messy delight

(Outro)

So let's embrace the mess, have fun and play

In Miss Messysplatter's world, it's a messy day

Gloppity-glop and splatter away, it's a joyful dance

Miss Messysplatter's here, let the mess enhance

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

I like the way that you gloppity-glop

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

I like the way that you gloppity-glop

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

I like the way that you gloppity-glop

Hey, Miss Messysplatter, gloppity-glop

I like the way that you gloppity-glop!