Star Wars 10: Birth of Shrek

Note: This article is a joke

StarWars10 was the tenth film in the Star Wars Saga and the first film in the ALL STAR trilogy. 1.7e4 years after the events of TROS, a fat green creature named Shrek bursts out of the sands of Tatooine and wages war on the galaxy. The film was released on December 31, 2024.

Story:

Shrek, a new foe, has begun the Shrekifiy cult, a group of people who have pledged loyalty to the teachings of Lord Shrek. Darth Donkeyass, Shrek's trusty sidekick, is sent to the watery world of Kamino. Don, as people called him, wanted to find and interrogate Farquad, a brave, handsome man, who, along with his wife Fiona, led a rebellious group known as The Insurgency, and officially People's Armed Forces of Kamino. Don slays down everyone except Farquad and Fiona, and brings them to the Dork Station, a space station with the power to turn an entire planet into a floating ball of steamy hot shit. The Insurgency launches an assault on the Dork Station, and kills everyone, but they make a big oopsie and mistake Farquad and Fiona for being Stupidtroopers, the backbone of the Shrekify military. Shrek and Don kill every single rebel on the station, and the film reaches its inevitable climax.

Reception:

The film was rated well. It was liked mainly because of the character Shrek, who had many neat abilities, like to end this idea.

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