Levi Lu/Transcript

This is the transcript of the 2022 live-action/animated comedy-adventure film Levi Lu.

Part 1
(Netflix logo, and then the Warner Bros. Pictures logo plays)

NETFLIX Presents

A WARNER BROS. PICTURES Presentation

A RIDEBACK/VERTIGO ENTERTAINMENT Production

A MIKE MITCHELL Film

(The screen cuts to a research facility, with the logo labeled known as "H.U.S.H.", then cuts to a goat walking down a hall with the name tag "Mr. Atom", while showing a couple of animals at a boarding room)

Mr. Atom: Now here's our plan: Team #1 will land at Base #5 at the island off the coast, and Team #2 will land at the other continent. Now, any questions?

Dr. Ludric: Are you sure this is a good idea?

Mr. Atom: Ooh. Do we have a traitor in this facility?

The Other Workers: Uh, no.

Mr. Atom: That's what I thought. Now, in 1 week, we will begin this plan. Dismissed.

(The workers leave the boarding room)

Worker #1: I'd pretty much don't want this.

Worker #2: I know, right?

Dr. Ludric: (sighs) This is gonna be a long day.

(The screen cuts to a large jungle, which zooms into a village)

Bystander #1: Hey, Dash! How's your day going?

Bystander #2: Not much, man. Besides, that one kid of yours, is he doing all right?

Bystander #1: Oh, you know, the usual. He- WHOA!

(Levi lands onto a platform)

Levi: Attempt #20: Operation: Land-to-Tribe complete!

Bystander #1: What the heck, kid?! You could've hit us!

Levi: Okay, I may have almost hit you, but it was a challenge for someone!

Bystander #1: Why didn't you do it elsewhere?

Levi: Because he told me to do it here! This, exact, spot!

Bystander #2: (to Bystander #1) Uh, maybe we should leave him alone.

Bystander #2: (to Bystander #2) Yeah, maybe we should.

Bystander #1: All right, kid. I'll leave you off with a warning. The next time this happens, I'm not gonna be so nice to you.

Levi: Jeez, okay.

(Levi sits on a bench and sighs)

Levi: (to himself) Sometimes, I want to know if things can go right, atleast for one day.

Ferran: Hey, Levi. You okay?

Levi: Yeah, Ferran. These two jerks threatened me for nearly hitting them.

Ferran: You nearly hit them? Wow, you gotta be careful, dude.

Levi: I should. If this happens again, I could get beaten up. Or else.

Ferran: Yeah... Anyways, your grandmother is calling you.

Levi: I know, she told me to stay inside for quite some time. because it's getting kind of dark.

Ferran: Seriously though, she's kind of overprotective, don't you think?

Levi: She may seem overprotective, but it doesn't mean I won't stop loving her.

(Ferran shrugs)

Levi: Why did you do that shrug thing?

Ferran: I don't know.

Levi: Eh, okay. Alright, I'll see you tomorrow, okay?

Ferran: 'Kay. See ya 'morrow.

Levi: See ya.

(Nina, who is also a raccoon, slides next to Levi)

Nina: Hello there, Levi. Where you going?

Levi: Going home. Why?

Nina: Nothing.

Levi: What are you doing here now?

Nina: You've had some issues with some townsfolk, right?

Levi: Always.

Nina: Now, how about this? Take my advice: Go to a place where it's less crowded that no one, not even those townsfolk will know you're doing these things.

Levi: But it's dangerous out there.

Nina: Don't believe in those rumors, Levi. I know they're lying so that you can't leave this town. I promise.

Levi: (thinks to himself) Alright, but if anything happens to me, that's on you, not me.

Nina: Yes! (notices Levi looking at her) I mean, okay. I see you coming out there unharmed. See ya! (leaves)

Levi: See you.

(The screen pans to the sky, which fades-in the title LEVI LU)

Part 2
(The movie switches to a darkened castle with 2 dark figures)

???: Well... this is the place.

???2: Hmmm... are you sure?

???: Yes.

???2: I'm not so sure about this. We need to retreat.

???: Haaa haaa... these are stupidities. I have over the control.

???2: Ok...

???: What's wrong will happen? Coward...

(Later a giant skeleton appears behind of them)

???: Oh... This happens...

???2: Now who is the coward?

???: Still you... RUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!

(The screen shows Levi's grandmother waiting outside their house)

Paloma Lu: There you are! Where were you!

Levi: Hi Abuala, sorry I'm late. I was just uh...

Paloma: You were doing your little daredevil jumps in the village, weren't you?

Levi: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!? Okay, yeah, you got me! Heh heh!

Paloma: Typical, you just come. Come on dinners ready!

Uncle Diego: Hey there, kiddo!

Levi: Hi Uncle Diego!

Juila Diez: Oh, look at him, only 10 and still responsible as always! Can you believe it, Diego?

Uncle Diego: Huh! What did you say?

Levi: Uh yeah! Anyway, thanks for chat!

Aunt Bella: Look at you! You've gotten so skinny!

Bellas Friends: Here! Eat something!

Levi: Umm Thank You! (With mouth full)

Levi's Cousin 1: Hey, play dollys with me!

Levi: Uhh....

Levi's cousin 2: No! He's going to play dolly's with me!

(Both of them start yelling at each other!)

Both: NO ME! NO ME NO ME NO MEEEEE!!!!!!

Levi: You know what? I suddenly need to go use the bathroom! Be right back!

(Levi runs up to the bathroom and shuts the door)

Levi: (Sighs; to himself) Finally, some peace and quiet!

Abulalo Lopez: What's up, Amigo?!

Levi: Ahhh!!! What the... how did you... how did you get in here?

Abulalo Lopez: Just came in here to try to avoid being surrounded by the outside world for a bit you know what I mean everyone's so noisy and loud and don't ever like to use toilet paper which is kinda weird!

Levi: Uh maybe I should uh..

Abulalo Lopez: Hey, I brought the TV in here! you wanna watch something?

Levi: I'm sorry, what?

Abulalo Lopez: What do you wanna watch, huh? Sports, soccer, uh... wait that's a sport! Uh, say no more! Telenovenas!

Levi: Wait, what?

(TV screen shows a Latino man speaking Spanish)

Latino Man: ''Dear sweet Juliette I simply cannot hold my love for you any longer! My passion for you is undeniable! ''

Latina woman: ''uh David! ''

(TV screen saying "Fin!")

Abulalo Lopez: (Tearing up) Wow! Can you believe it only took 3 seasons?

Levi: Yeah, you have fun with that!

(Levi leaves the bathroom)