Wednesday the Camper

Wednesday the Camper is the 12th episode of the first season of Saturday Morning Mouse guest starring Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams. Directed by Thomas McGrath and written by McGrath and Paul Rudish, the episode premiered on March 17, 2022 on Peacock and Disney Channel.

Plot
Mickey and Minnie (who are portrayed as camp owners) meet a new kid at their camp named Wednesday, but the other kids seem to be scared of her for some reason.

Cast

 * Bret Iwan as Mickey Mouse
 * Kaitlyn Robrock as Minnie Mouse
 * Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams
 * Sean Giambrone as Jeffy / Mortimer Junior
 * Tony Anselmo as Donald Duck
 * Bill Farmer as Goofy
 * Oscar Isaac as Gomez Addams
 * Corey Burton as Ludwig Von Drake
 * Jeff Bennett as Mortimer Mouse
 * Matthew Mercer as TV Announcer

The voice actors for the campers are uncredited except for Ella Anderson, who voices the kid who swallowed gum. Lurch's popular quote "You rang?" was used with the archival recordings of Ted Cassidy from the 1964 television series.

Transcript

 * Mickey: (long sniff) Ah! The fresh air here is great! Don't you think, Minnie?
 * crickets chirping
 * Mickey: Um, Minnie?
 * Minnie pops put of the ground
 * Mickey: WOAH!!
 * Minnie: Sorry for the jump-scare Mickey! One of the campers swallowed gum, now I'm trying to make them throw it up into the toliet.
 * Mickey: Doh! I should've known giving them gum was a bad idea!
 * Goofy: Hey, uh, Mick? We've got a new camper arriving in one hour!
 * Mickey: (does a very long smile) Oh boy! What's their name? Is their name Denzel? Or it is Washington?
 * crickets chirp again
 * Goofy: Uh..their name is Wednesday Addams. She's been dropped off by her father, Gomez.
 * Mickey: Great!
 * Mickey: Donald!
 * Donald: Eh?
 * Mickey: Make the campers behave! We've got somebody named Wednesday Addams arriving in one hour.
 * Donald: WEDNESDAY ADDAMS?!?! OH HEXAGONS NO!
 * Mickey: Donald, what are you so scared about?
 * Donald: YOU DON'T KNOW?! WEDNESDAY IS PART OF A FAMILY CALLED THE ADDAMS FAMILY! THEY'RE CRAZY, SPOOKY, KOOKY, VICIOUS, PSYCHOTIC, AND ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!
 * Mickey: Now, now buddy Don. You're misbehaving now! I bet she's nice! Heck, she even got her own Netflix television series being played by Jenna Orgeta! (Mickey holds a picture of the Wednesday television series on Netflix)
 * Goofy: Yeah! I bet her middle name will be Brittany!
 * crickets chirp
 * Minnie: Where exactly is that chirping coming from?
 * Ludwig Von Drake: (randomly showing up) From my sound button!
 * Donald: But what about The Addam-
 * Goofy: What's a sound button?
 * Ludwig Von Drake: My sound button is-
 * A car honks
 * Mickey: They're here!
 * Mickey then runs to the car (in which he thinks is a bus)
 * Mickey: Hello bus driver Joo-
 * Gomez: Uh, hello?
 * Mickey: Well, hello! You must be Wednesday's uncle!
 * Gomez: Oh no, no, I'm her father. Say hello Wednesday!
 * Wednesday steps out of the car
 * Wednesday: Hello, you must be Mickey.
 * Mickey: (shakes her hand) Well hello, Wednesday! Great to see you! I promise, you are going to have a great time here!
 * Minnie: Hey Mi- (Minnie sees Wednesday)
 * Wednesday: Hello, Mi.
 * Minnie: Oh no, sweetie! My name's not Mi! I'm Minnie! One of the owners of Camp Cindy-Ella, and the girlfriend of who you are seeing here, Mickey!
 * Gomez: Okay Wednesday, I'll take you back home tomorrow!
 * Wednesday: (scarily and creepy) Alright father..
 * crickets chirp again
 * Minnie: Seriously, where are those chirping crickets coming from? They're getting so annoying!
 * Meanwhile in the room where the campers are
 * Donald: (while trying to get gum out of the girl's mouth) COME ON! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SWALLOW GUM IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!
 * Girl: Minnie told me to chew it, but she didn't tell me to swallow it! What was I supposed to do?
 * door opens
 * Wednesday: (creepily) So, these are the fools I'll get to sleep with?
 * Donald: IT'S HER!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Donald explodes into feathers)
 * Wednesday: What did he mean by that?
 * Mickey: Don't listen to Donald! He's overreacting!
 * Campers: Hello weenie!
 * Mickey: Oh, uh…
 * Wednesday: (looking angry) Why did they call me that?!
 * Mickey: They only do that when new campers come in. CAMPERS!!!!! This is your new roomate, Wednesday. She is going to be staying with you for one day.
 * Campers: Hi Wednesday!
 * Goofy: Hi Wednesday!
 * He (who is Goofy) is shown looking dirty, with one of his eyeballs falling out
 * Wednesday: (disgusted) Egh..
 * Mickey: Don't worry, that's our chef, Goofy! He'll also be known for not taking a shower every 100 years…
 * crickets chirp
 * Minnie: Again with the crickets?!
 * Ludwig Von Drake: Of course, it was my super handy sound button.
 * Outraged and annoyed by the cirping, Minnie eats the entire button before doing a large burp
 * Mickey: Oh cheezits!
 * Minnie: Hehe, excuse me!
 * Ludwig Von Drake: Hey! That was expensive! You will paying paying $50,00000-(before Ludwig can finish his sentence, Minnie throws him out the window)
 * the crickets again chirp from Minnie's stomach
 * Minnie: Whoopsie! That's my stomach! (she punches her stomach, but her stomach then rumbles) Oh no, I have to REALLY go to the bathroom now! (Minnie runs out of the room)
 * Goofy: That was way too weird, even for me!
 * Mickey: Goofy, did you forget the fact that you punched your stomach thousands of times?
 * an alarm goes off
 * Wednesday: Is there a fire going on? I hope so.. (she does a creepy laugh and creepy smile, similar to the smile she did in Addams Family Values)
 * crickets chrip, again…
 * Wednesday: What? It was just a joke!
 * Mickey: Nah, that's just the alarm for lunch comin'!
 * Goofy: Alright, I'll be cooking the Gaiomwjeioqpkwkwiowich! (pronounced gee-mawk-jey-oquip-kwank-wio-wich)
 * Wednesday: (confused) Say what now?
 * At the cafeteria
 * She (we are talking about Wednesday, not Minnie) gets the lunch, and it's disgusting
 * Goofy: Enjoy! (Goofy walks away to give the other campers the food)
 * Wednesday: What is this?
 * Mickey: Like Goofy said, it's the Gaiomwjeioqpkwkwiowich! It's mixed up with a sandwich, with an eagle's poop, with green beans, with raw eggs, with onion oil soup, with a straw, and with a skeleton's stomach acid (for some reason, that exists)l
 * Wednesday: But-
 * Mickey: But wait! There is more! It's also mixed with the trash Norm of the North movies, wet toilet paper, a zombie's tongue, a baby's bellybutton cheese, all of the things I'm saying-
 * Wednesday: Ugh, this is gonna get boring.
 * Mickey: And a monkey's toilet paper!
 * Wednesday: Hm..(Wednesday picks up the food)
 * Mickey: Wednesday, what exactly are you doing?
 * Wednesday throws the food at the back of a camper’s head
 * Camper: Hey! (the camper looks back at Wednesday)
 * Mickey: Wednesday! Now that's not very nice! You owe that camper an apology right now!
 * Camper: Hehe..
 * The camper throws the food back at Wednesday. Wednesday dodges the food, but it hits a girl. The campers knowing that it's fun, then start a food fight
 * Mickey: Woah! Be careful! I don't want any of you hurting meh precious cheese!
 * Mickey's cheese gets hit by the food and splatters into a million pieces on the ground in slow motion
 * Mickey:  CHEESY, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Donald: (walks in the room) Eh, what's all this noise? WHAT THE HAY?!  Due to the amount of food flooding the cafeteria, the roof of the cafeteria explodes with the Gaiomwjeioqpkwkwiowich falling down on the ground
 * At Mickey and Minnie’s office
 * Mickey: Wednesday, I cannot believe you did something like this.
 * Minnie: What did she do, exactly?
 * Mickey: She started a food fight in the cafeteria, which caused it to explode
 * Minnie then faints
 * Mickey: Minnie, are you okay?
 * Minnie: I'm okay, just tired. (Minnie falls back asleep)
 * Mickey: And even worse, you killed my precious cheese. (Mickey looks at a picture with him and his cheese before shedding a tear)
 * Wednesday: Couldn't you at least buy another cheese?
 * Mickey: NEVER! THAT CHEESE WAS UNREPLACEABLE!!
 * Wednesday: You mean irreplaceable?
 * Mickey: That's exactly what I just said.
 * Donald: Hey, Mickey.
 * Mickey: Yeah Don?
 * Donald: The campers are filling the bathrooms and getting each one confusing. Girls are going in the boys bathroom, and boys are going in the girls bathroom! I can't even go in there! I needa take a shower because of Goofy's disgusting food!
 * Goofy: My food is not disgusting!
 * Donald: GET PUT OF HERE, GOOFY!
 * Goofy: (angrily) Okay..
 * Donald: I'm outta here. (Donald walks out the room and closes the door)
 * Wednesday: So now what?
 * Mickey: I'm sorry Wednesday, I never wanted to do this. But because of you killing my cheese and starting a food fight which destroyed the cafeteria, I have no choice, but to put you, in THE PUNISHMENT SHACK.
 * He then brings Wednesday to the punishment shack and makes her walk in
 * Mickey: So..what do you think? Wednesday: Meh, nice shack, real "homey." But what's that dark shadow right there?
 * Mickey: Don't mind that.
 * Mickey: Well, have fun here. (Closes door)
 * Wednesday: Ugh, this is going to be pure torture.
 * She then sees a computer
 * Wednesday: Oh, is this called a com-cu-cum-pu-terr?
 * Wednesday tries to try out the computer by clicking it, but it doesn't work so she keeps on clicking it. Eventually, Wednesday gets angry and destroys the computer
 * Mickey: (opens door) Did you break that?
 * Wednesday: (sarcastically) No..?
 * Mickey: Your gonna pay for that, not me. (closes and locks door)
 * Wednesday: UGH!!
 * At 11:00pm, the campers are sleeping
 * Minnie: Goodnight campers!
 * Campers: Goodnight Minnie!
 * Minnie closes the door
 * Mickey: Are the campers asleep?
 * Minnie: Yep..you wanna go watch Brave: The Series?
 * Mickey: Oh heck yeah!
 * Minnie and Mickey go to their cabin to watch Brave: The Series
 * Donald: Finally. After 3 hours of taking a shower, I finally got that nasty food off of me. Now I can get some peace (yawns) and quiet for once…
 * Donald goes to bed before getting interrupted by Mickey and Minnie watching Brave: The Series
 * Donald: What the?
 * TV Announcer: (voice-over) We now come to Brave: The Series!
 * Donald: Here we go again…