WikiViews/Super Smash Bros. Cinematic Universe

Script
* We see Noah talking with Bob Iger.*

Bob Iger: So... what brings you here?

Noah: MR. IGER...

* Bob Iger backs away in confusion.*

Bob Iger: Huh?

Noah: Why haven't you bought Nintendo yet?

bob: Because.

* 4Kids Entertainment appears.*

4Kids Entertainment Executive: NOT SO FAST, HOMIEZ!!!!!!!!!!

Noah: OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Dillon: IT IS THE ANTI CHRIST!

Bob Iger: Who the hell are you?

4Kids Entertainment Executive: I'M GONNA ENGLISH DUB THIS FIRE EMBLEM ANIME [the 1996 OVA] AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

Noah: Oh, um... okay.

4Kids Entertainment Executive: Lemme just get rid of all the death stuff... oh.

Noah: What?

4Kids Entertainment Executive: You... you don't seem very pissed off.

Dillon: SERGEI DROP THE NUKE!

4Kids Entertainment Executive: OH, AN F-ZERO ANIME? MINE!

Dillon: SHUT UP

Bob Iger: Listen, 4Kids, Pokemon airs on Disney XD and that's final.

4Kids Entertainment Executive: SUCK MY- I mean, EAT MY SHORTS!

Voice: Not So Fast 4Kids!!!

Noah: Huh?

Bob Iger: I'm thinking of putting the Pokemon anime on Disney+ and we're gonna dub it instead!

4Kids Entertainment Executive: Oh no, you don't!

Noah: Put the Fire Emblem OVA on Disney+, dub it in English, and finish Season 1, Mr. Iger.

Bob Iger: Oh yeah, I'll also put that live-action movie on there too. I heard it was good.

* Noah and Dillon look at each other nervously.*

(Nolan dressed as Joaquin Pheonix Wright comes in)

Nolan: It says here 4Kids and Bob you  both don't own the rights cause of this file

4Kids: No!!!

Noah: Aha!

Nolan: In Fact nobody owns it!!

Noah: Nobody owns what?

Nolan: The Super Smash Cinematic Universe? nobody owns that

Bob Iger: Ohh, this is gonna be such a moneymaker when I get my hands on this!

4Kids Entertainment Executive: Not if I do it first!

Bob Iger: You're on!

4Kids Entertainment Executive: YOU'VE JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!

* The 4Kids One Piece theme song plays and it blows up Disney HQ.*

Dillon: No!

Nolan: Actually you both did (uses trap hole on the two)

Noah: Great. So everyone in Hollywood wants a cinematic universe now.

* Cuts to images of various cinematic universes.*

Noah (VO): From superheroes like Marvel and DC, to monsters like the MonsterVerse and the Universal Classic Monsters, to horror films like the Blumhouse, Conjuring and Stephen King films, to even stuff that makes no fucking sense like the Tetris trilogy, everyone in Hollywood nowadays wants that sweet sweet IP glory to bring in loads of cash. What happened to originality? What happened to creativity? Screw that, here's the 2017 Mummy film instead!

Tom Cruise Iron Man: SHUT UP!