Aqua Girl Action Squad/Transcript

Act 1
(The special starts in a unknown town with a suburban house while the sun rises. Cuts to Darla, who is doing the dishes and hums a tune in the same room and kitchen from the Aqua Teen House. Then we see Minnie, who is drunkenly walking when she's woke up, and opens a fridge to take something.) (Frieda appears.) (She looks at Frieda, who is crossing her arms.) (Minnie is serving eggs an on the plates when she talked.) (She sat on a green reclining chair and then switches the TV on. Darla walks back to the kitchen when her rubber gloves is wet.) (She puts her gloves in the table and goes back to the living room. While Minnie is watching TV, a off-screen male voice is heard.) (Frieda rolls her eyes and sighs.) (Lamont comes in the studio.) (A short clip is showing, but Minnie doesn't feel like it.) (Minnie walks to the bathroom and tries to take a poop in a off-screen.) (The title of the special appears, then it cut to the Aqua Girls are walking outside.) (Frieda is playing with her smartphone while she walked with Darla and Minnie.) (She points to a restaurant for her happiness.) (The Aqua Girls are entering the restaurant, and they need to take our orders.) (Few minutes later, the girls are sitting on the table with their meals.) (Minnie quickly eats a burger and a diet cola for her excitement, then she steals a last piece of Darla's fish sandwich.) (She throws with a milkshake to Minnie.) (Darla smacks to Minnie for a argument.) (Darla walks out to the restaurant with a muffin top from her body. Minnie is confused to Darla's size.) (It shows a chubby Darla outside the movie theater to an usher in the box office.) (An usher looks to Darla's student ID, which has a picture of herself and her name.) (Back in the Aqua Girls' house, where it goes to Minnie's bedroom, where Minnie is entering her room and she's wearing red-white-blue striped headband, a black tank top, black pants and gray sneakers with the remaining of her light brown socks. Also, it notice that Minnie's bedroom is really the same as Meatwad's room, but adding more stuff with the removal of the sand-filled closet, a heater bed and the scribble drawings at the wall.) (She tries to get a tape, and hits the play button on a boombox which plays a workout music. Then Minnie is now exercising with some exercise equipment, such as a mat, a yoga ball, etc. Suddenly, Frieda opens the door to see Minnie.) (Minnie turns off the music from a boombox.) (Minnie and Frieda are walking back to the living room.) (A chubby Darla enters the living room with a nasty expression.) (Three days later, Darla is in her bedroom and calling on the phone for going out.) (In Minnie's room, she's typing on the computer.) (A computer monitor is off by a error.) (Meanwhile in Frieda's room, she's wearing headphones and playing a online game to chat with her gamers. Also, it notice that Frieda's room is more the same as Frylock's room.) (In the interior of Tammi's house, we see Tammi with her headset and a laptop on the table to chat with Frieda and the gamers.) (At Hannibal's room, he's also wearing headphones to chat with Frieda and the gamers.) (At Daniel's room, he's also wearing headphones to chat with Frieda and the gamers.) (Frieda and the gamers were arguing in each scene.) (The gamers are talking rage for the online game.) (A explosion sound is heard when Tammi is shocked.) (Minnie knocks the door of Frieda's room.) (Minnie exiting the house and dragging the Leptons backpack with her smartphone.) (She enters Darla's car while Darla is driving.) (Scene change to a metropolitan neighborhood when Darla's car is driving.)
 * Minnie: (yawns) Good morning, Darla.
 * Darla: Good morning, Minerva. How's your great sleeping going?
 * Minnie: I feel great, because my dreams are really heavy to keep my brain a lot!
 * Darla: Mmm... that's not what I heard.
 * Frieda (off-screen): Yeah. I know, Ms. Darla Shake.
 * Darla: Huh?
 * Darla: (shocked) Frieda Lucy! What the hell are doing here?
 * Frieda: Well, I saw you and Minnie doing a serious morning breakfast. Plus, I woke up while I'm getting dressed and brushing my teeth.
 * Darla: Hmph. It's a living. Sometimes we just in time for a big competition.
 * Minnie: But, now we need to do something, guys? Like going undercover, helping kids, or be millennials?
 * Darla: (talking to Minnie) Look, we all millennials, and me as a personal neighbor.
 * Minnie: Mmm-hmm.
 * Darla: (disgusted) Ew, that's gross.
 * TV announcer: Welcome to The Morning A.M. Mayhem! The breakfast program will never be the same! New stories and all kinds of fun!
 * Minnie: (excited) Yay!!!
 * Darla: Now Minnie always loved the daytime shows, she such a cutie pie.
 * TV show host: On the today's show, we have a biggest feelings about the social videos or the outside talk! So let's get to that later.
 * Frieda: I know you're watching a nice daytime talk show, but only the hosting duties are look fucking horrible.
 * Darla: (whispering to Frieda) Don't be such a fool, girl. This show has less more ratings than another show called The World's Biggest Genius.
 * Frieda: Yeah, I remember when I was on the reality TV genius show thingy to win a home gardening kit.
 * Darla: (laughs) You're genius, Frieda!
 * TV show host: We're getting away for the special guest is... Lamont LeNest!
 * Lamont LeNest: Thank you!
 * TV show host: So Lamont, I know you're a star that appear on the classic film Under the Stars.
 * Minnie: I watched that movie before.
 * Lamont LeNest: It's about a man for a quest of the hidden treasures in the lane.
 * TV show host: That's a nice! Let's check a clip.
 * Minnie: I fucking hate previews. (turns off the TV and sighs) Well, it's time for my daily sob and dump.
 * Frieda: Are you okay, Minnie? Can you hear me, sweetie?
 * Darla: Uh, Minnie? You okay in there?
 * Minnie (off-screen, voice cracked): N-n-n-no....
 * Minnie: (humming a tune) So, you're my two friends are walking to a normal neighborhood, right?
 * Darla: Yeah, everything is so quiet in here, just three of us.
 * Frieda: To be honest, girls. I notice there's a free ball at the sports store.
 * Darla: Maybe it's sold out, apparently.
 * Minnie: (surprised) OMG!!!
 * Darla: What?!?
 * Minnie: I can eat something!
 * Darla: What the fuck are you pointing at?
 * Minnie: (talking to Darla) Can't you believe, Mistress Shake? It's a pretty fast food restaurant that is home of the burgers, fries, drinks and kids meals! And it's so pretty...
 * Frieda: Come on, Minnie. That's why you love meals during lunchtime or dinnertime.
 * Minnie: Whatever. Let's go!
 * Darla: Hi, can I take a milkshake, some fries and a meatball, with a fish sandwich.
 * Minnie: And can I please get two original burgers with ketchup.
 * Frieda: Plus, give me two diet colas!
 * Cashier: Okay, that'll be two dollars.
 * Frieda: Guess what guys. (clears throat) It's kinda great to go a restaurant for several days ago.
 * Darla: Definitely.
 * Minnie: Just like another restaurant when Meatwad owns it. Anyway, according to the fast food club, I'm a heroine of every eater!
 * Darla: Hey, you ate my last piece!
 * Minnie: Nice try, Darla! (laughs)
 * Darla: Oh, you son of a bitch!
 * Minnie: Ugh, my favorite sweater!
 * Darla: Fuck you, Minnie T. Wade!!! And I'm leaving for a sight, thank you.
 * Minnie: Hmm? Is it me, and why Darla look so... fab?
 * Usher: So, you're here, to get the ID?
 * Darla: Yeah, right here.
 * Usher: Well, Darla Shake. I know you're a great citizen.
 * Darla: Exactly! While I'm a great citizen, I can do anything I want!
 * Usher: Yes. So what's your clothing discount?
 * Darla: Oh you know, white tank top, grey pants and white sneakers, with white baseball cap and yellow rubber gloves... wait, hold up. Have you watched everybody's student cards?
 * Usher: Yep.
 * Darla: Even some names from your notepad?
 * Usher: Of course.
 * Darla: Ha, it's fine to seeing cards for everyone, but seriously. My eyes are currently yellow when I'm drunk as hell. Thanks. (leaves)
 * Minnie: Right, so this is my "exercise room". I swear I was in the local gym in 2 years ago, but this is my choice to get fit!
 * Frieda: Hey friend.
 * Minnie: Hey.
 * Frieda: How you doing?
 * Minnie: Uh... (giving two thumbs up) good. I'm just chilling.
 * Frieda: I know. Have you posted to Darla for a serious apologize?
 * Minnie: Yeah, she's really angry to spilled my sweater. So I decided to stay healthy for a energy.
 * Frieda: Huh. That's new.
 * Minnie: Phew, I have a nice activity for my best!
 * Frieda: Oh it's fine, Minerva Terrance Wade. Anyway, I wonder where Darla is.
 * Darla: Hey sloppy girls, I am so fat before I'm done for eating my another meal without you both, including the last piece of my fish sandwich.
 * Minnie: Dammit, Darla, I can't believe you walking in the street and then you eat the meal... AGAIN???
 * Darla: Yeah. (burps)
 * Frieda: That's it! Now it's time to be fit like Minnie!
 * Minnie: Let's bring it!
 * Darla: Uh-oh.
 * Darla: (calling on the phone) Yeah, I having a seven minutes to visit the next area, so I got a gas car for the sweet ride!
 * Caller: A gas car, everyone were on it?
 * Darla: Well, I got a one girl who is coming to a seat.
 * Caller: Good. You're going to a play area.
 * Darla: Thanks. That's according to my friend. (hangs up phone)
 * Minnie: Stay typing, stay typing, stay typing, stay typing, stay typing...
 * Minnie: Piff, oh well. Time to go out.
 * Frieda: Alright, JustTammi. I know you're still playing my favorite game for all time, so you gonna bring it!
 * Tammi: FriedaPlayz, puh-lease! This game is awesome when Russell told it. Isn't that true, Hannibal1983?
 * Hannibal: It's definitely true, JustTammi. Even GyroRobo plays a lot.
 * Daniel a.k.a. "Gyro-Robo": Come on, man! This game makes no sense, but I was played another game called "Destructo 4"!
 * Frieda: I don't give a fuck about "Destructo 4", Daniel!
 * Hannibal: Yeah, this game is a shit.
 * Daniel a.k.a. "Gyro-Robo": Who cares!
 * Tammi: Listen, I'll get a free video game that will be much better than the "Destructo" series!
 * Daniel a.k.a. "Gyro-Robo": Wait, what?
 * Frieda: THIS GAME WILL BE MOTHERFUCKING COOL!!!
 * Tammi: WHOOO!!!! LET'S GET GOING, YA'LL!!!!
 * Hannibal: EVERYONE, WILL YOU PLEASE CONTINUE THE GAME?!?
 * Frieda: YES, HANNIBAL!!! WE KEEP ON RUNNING!!! (growling)
 * Frieda: (shouting to Tammi) JUSTTAMMI, WATCH OUT!!!
 * Tammi: Huh?
 * Frieda: Yes, yes, yes, yes! I win!
 * Tammi: Oh no! (sobbing)
 * Hannibal: Good job, Frieda!
 * Daniel: Nice bomb attack, FriedaPlayz!
 * Frieda: Bomb squad!
 * Minnie (off-screen): Frieda, please calm down. We going to a play area with Darla!
 * Frieda: Oh, sorry Minnie. I'm still continuing my favorite game. Good luck.
 * Minnie: That's okay, bye-bye.
 * Minnie: I was really masturbated in the early morning, but... (looks her watch when it's 12:25pm) Now for the moment of truth.
 * Darla: Beep-beep! Hop in if you want to live, dystopian dildos.
 * Minnie: Yes! Right on time! But don't get some nasty and disgusting testicles while it's time.
 * Darla: Come on then!
 * Minnie: Okay, okay, Darla!
 * Darla: I know you need to go to the best place of America, right?
 * Minnie: Yeah, I'm excited to the party in the play area! Whoo!!!
 * Darla: (laughs) #PlaytimeRocks. Let's party!
 * Minnie (off-screen): WOO-HOO!!!

Act 2
(It continues with a play area called Dr. Weird's Castle, which is being the namesake of his trademark castle in South Jersey Shore. Darla and Minnie entering the play area.) (She follows with Darla and sees Jubilee and Steve, as the employees.) (She continues to go on a tour for Darla.) (She's readies her squirt gun with blobs of pistachio milkshake like a shotgun.)
 * Minnie: There it is, Darla. Welcome to Dr. Weird's Castle! It's the place where all the the fun and games lived!
 * Darla: Wow, I've never go to Dr. Weird's playtime castle. You're right, Minnie.
 * Minnie: Exactly, there's also things we have! Follow me.
 * Minnie: This is the employees of that play area, who were working it on several days.
 * Darla: But that short pink haired girl looks like me.
 * Minnie: I know, her name is... (sees Jubilee's name tag) Jubilee. (laughs)
 * Minnie: Anyway, this play area has also more things, like arcade cabinets, the ball pit, a picture of Dr. Weird, and eating some foods too!
 * Darla: Me too, pussy. All of the kid-friendly things were kinda like the old baseball game. (sees Carl, who is eating a slice of pizza) Damn, who the fuck is that guy sitting there?
 * Minnie: Uh... I think he's a diet feeder.
 * Darla: (sighs) Don't worry I'll handle this.
 * Minnie: What are you holding?
 * Darla: It's my mega squirt gun, but you know it's used for blasting the liquid of milkshake inside. See ya then.
 * Minnie: Oh, uh, I guess there's only... o-one way out of this... (sees something) There! The game is in your mind! Go! (leaves)