User blog:GazzaB9/Re;52 Arkham Files

You know, I sometimes feel bad about all the blog posts I make but then I realize I'm not clogging up the feed with pages so that's good. Anyway, here's a page related to Re;52 that includes the Arkham State Hospital files of the Gotham criminals.

Physical Info:

 * Patient weighs far less than an average person due to drug and alcohol abuse. Due to how little he eats, he has not managed to put on weight during his time in Arkham.
 * In spite of this, patient has shown no signs of his poor health slowing him down. He is very fast and should be kept strapped down or handcuffed during therapy sessions or interviews.

Mental Info:

 * Patient suffers from brain damage sustained as a child. The damage appears to be mostly in the prefrontal cortex, though other parts of the brain appear to be affected. This damage causes the patient to suffer from sudden bursts of laughter.
 * Patient struggles with empathy but does seem to have a refined moral compass. Patient also has trouble reading a room and due to this tells jokes at very bad times.

Notes:

 * When the patient is allowed free time, he must be accompanied by an armed member of staff and must always have handcuffs around their wrists.
 * Please make sure the handcuffs are not long enough to fit around a person's neck. Patient will take full advantage of this.


 * Patient must always be locked in an empty room with nothing but a bed, table, and a television inside. Any cutlery or cups given to the patient must be made of plastic and be very dull.
 * DO NOT PUT ANY OTHER PATIENTS IN THE SAME ROOM AS THE PATIENT.

Interview Transcript:

 * Doctor: The date is ██/██/██. This is Doctor ██████ and I am here with the ninth official interview with patient Finn Baker, also known as Joker. How are you doing today, Mr. Baker?
 * Joker: ...
 * Doctor: Mr. Baker?
 * Joker: ...
 * Doctor: No need to be shy, Mr. Baker, this is a professional setting. Nothing you say here will be used against you.
 * Joker: ...Hi...
 * Doctor: Ah, you spoke, good. Now, tell me, Mr. Baker, you've been a surprisingly model patient as of late. What changed that you decided to start helping around the hospital?
 * Joker: Nothing's changed. I'm the exact same man I was a month ago.
 * Doctor: Then why are--
 * Joker: Why have I relegated myself to the role of a meer janitor in this asylum? You're a doctor, I thought you'd be able to figure it out. But if you can't then here it is, short and sweet: I don't have a reason to leave.
 * Doctor: What do you mean?
 * Joker: Whether you or your friends want to admit it or not, people like me are a dime a dozen. And ever since they started reading my book, they've actually grown the balls to act on it. They know that society's broken. They know that no one's going to fix it so they've decided to fix it themselves.
 * Doctor: "Fix"? What do you mean by "fix"?
 * Joker: The people like me. MY people. They're going to tear this city down and build it back up from scratch. Hamilton Hill's perfectly comfortable sitting on his ass, Batman's war on crime's impossible to win, and the GCPD are made up of either dumbasses or people that belong in here with me.
 * Doctor: How does this relate to you not causing any trouble as of late?
 * Joker: People like me have been showing up all over Gotham. That means I don't have to break out yet. All I have to do is sit here and let them do all the work.

Physical Info:

 * Patient is very young compared to other patients. She is in fairly good physical health, though she appears to have self-inflicted scars on her legs and thighs.

Mental Info:

 * Patient has admitted to formerly suffering from depression which caused her to cut herself. In more recent years she seems to have stopped, even if her reasons for stopping aren't particularly healthy.
 * Patient is obsessed with patient Finn Baker, AKA Joker, who she seems to enjoy talking about above everything else. Attempting to talk to her about other topics has proven difficult.
 * Patient shows sociopathic tendencies and is unable to put herself in other people's shoes. This has caused her to develop romantic feelings for Finn Baker in spite of his multiple murders.
 * NOTE: Patient is possibly a masochist. It is impossible to tell if she is or not due to her sometimes sexual depraved sense of humor.

Notes:

 * Patient must not be kept anywhere near Finn Baker. If Baker is ever wandering the halls, he is not allowed near her and vice versa. If the two are seen near each other they must be split up no matter what.
 * Update: Due to recent events, patient is not allowed to receive any notes or letters sent to her unless it can be proven the sender is not a patient and has no criminal history.
 * Like Baker, patient's handcuffs must not be able to fit around people's necks. Her mouth must also always be covered due to a habit she has of biting staff.
 * If a member of staff feels threatened by the patient, they have full permission to either defend themselves or call for someone to take her away.

Interview Transcript:
TBA