Deviled Egg

"“Haw haw haw, now you’re gonna get burned!”"The Deviled Egg is a character who appeared in "Deviled Egg, Ask Orange 46: The Musical, Ask Orange 66: TNT ABCs, and Creepy Pasta: The Funky Paw.

In Creepy Pasta: The Funky Paw (which presumably happened years before Devilled Egg) he gave Grapefruit a funky paw that would grant three wishes in a funky fashion.

In Devilled Egg, he goes around the kitchen giving fruits and vegetables their heart's desires in return for their souls. He puts the souls he gathers in his fanny pack of despair. Orange wishes for a kazoo, the same one that he used in "Cereal Killer", but it was granted to him in one piece.

When requested to hand over his soul, Orange then pointed him to an actual sole fish. Orange was then granted an extra wish, which for him was a kankazoo, which is kangaroo-kazoo hybrid. Deviled Egg collected Orange's soul and placed it inside Fanny Pack.

However, since Orange's soul gets so annoying, it forces Fanny Pack to regurgitate all of the souls and puts them back into their rightful bodies (except Marshmallow and Pear, whose souls got put into the wrong bodies). Deviled Egg then claimed he would return with his duffel bag of despair.

In "Ask Orange 46: The Musical", he tries to get revenge on the kitchen, saying: “Haw Haw Haw, That's right I've returned. I’ve dreamt of this day, now you’re gonna get burned!” but is electrocuted by the Angel Food Cake. He is missing his moustache when he appears again; he also sounds different.

In “Ask Orange 66: TNT ABCs, he is somehow revived, and returns with his moustache! He says he will drag Orange down to the depths of heck, but Orange says “shell.”

Devilled Egg thinks Orange means that heck would sound better as “shell.” He then thinks that himself, but realizes that Orange means a hammer is going to come crashing down on his shell. He is killed by the hammer. (But since he’s the devil, can he truly be killed?)

Trivia

 * Despite saying he would return with his Duffel Bag of despair, he returned without it.