Pokemon Sun & Moon: The Movie/Trailer transcripts

Theatrical Trailer
* Green MPAA screen*

* Columbia logo*

* MGM logo*

* Village Roadshow Pictures logo*

* Amblin Entertainment logo*

THIS SPRING

* screen shows a forest*

IT'S TIME

* screen shows the beach*

FOR THE ULTIMATE MOVIE

* screen shows a gigantic building*

BETTER

THAN

ALL

THE

REST

Ash: Yeah, I'm not so sure.

Lillie: Cmon, Ash! Be confident!

* Keep Your Head Up by Andy Grammar*

FROM THE PRODUCER OF ROBLOX: THE MOVIE

Clerk: Where are you going?

Delia: Rude.

Clerk: What were you uttering?

Ash: JUST GIVE US THE STUPID TICKETS ALREADY!

* the music stops*

* everyone stares at Ash*

Jimmy: Ha ha!

Dawn: *cries* Wait! Stop! I love him!

Ash: I've never felt so embarrassed in my life before...

Jimmy: Well, you should.

* the music starts again*

VERONICA TAYLOR

Ash: Here you go!

* offers a Sitrus Berry to Litten*

* Litten bites Ash's face*

Ash: RRUAGH!

* Litten laughs at Ash*

SHAKIRA

Lillie: Get in the bag, Nebby!

Cosmog (Nebby) Cos! (No!)

* Lillie groans*

Lillie: Alright, we're gonna do this the hard way.

* music stops*

Lillie: Get in the BAG NEBBY! OR ELSE I'LL- (gets cut off by Cosmog [Nebby])

* Cosmog (Nebby) cries and goes in the bag*

Lillie: (calms down) Thank you.

* music begins again*

ED HELMS

Professor Kukui: Hello, class! Ready to learn about the wonders of SCIENCE?

Everyone else: No.

Professor Kukui: *makes a sad face* But... why?

Everyone else: Cuz we don't care.

BILLY CRYSTAL

James: Okie dokie, this is the perfect trap! No fool would notice it!

Ash: Uhh, we're standing right here, ya know.

Lillie: Yeah!

James: Heh heh... oh...

AMY POEHLER

Jessie: Don't be frightened, little kids.

Lillie: OH GOD! AAH! *hides behind Ash*

* Ash facepalms*

Ash: Just get to the point.

Jessie: Oh. Great.

POKEMON SUN & MOON: THE MOVIE

* acting credits appear*

MARCH 13TH, 2018

Teaser Trailer
* Sony Pictures, Columbia Pictures, MGM, Village Roadshow Pictures and Amblin Entertainment logos all together*

Ash: *breathes heavily* Are we there yet?

Rotom Pokedex: No.

Ash: Are we there yet?

Rotom Pokedex: NO.

Ash: Are we there yet?

Rotom Pokedex: NO! MY GOD, WILL YOU EVER SHUT UP?!

Ash: *cries* My feelings! *puts hands on eyes*

Rotom Pokedex: *sighs* I wish I had hands so I could facepalm.

THIS SPRING

Pikachu: Pika! (There it is!)

Ash: Calm down, Pikachu.

Pikachu: Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika! *Literally just saying "pika" over and over again*

Ash: Pika pika? (What the hell?)

* Pikachu facepalms*

PREPARE TO EXPERIENCE

Meowth: Look! Over here!

James: What?

Meowth: *jumps for random reasons* I'm Jessie! I'M JESSIE! I'M JESSIE! I'M- (inaudible)

* Jessie notices this*

Meowth: I'M JESSIE! I'M JESSIE! I'M JESSIE! I'M-

* Jessie kicks Meowth*

Meowth: Meowth! Aah!

* crash noise*

Jessie: More like "you're dead".

James: Meowth! That's right!

* both awkwardly laugh*

POKEMON SUN & MOON: THE MOVIE

* Ash puts his head on his desk*

Rotom Pokedex: Alright, let's see the damage here.

* Rotom Pokedex scans Ash*

Rotom Pokedex: Oh my God. Apparently, you've been daydreaming for, uhh, 789 minutes!

* Everyone else but Lillie and Zack laughs at Ash*

Pikachu: Pika pika! (Haha, loser!)

Ash: *whimpers* It's not funny!

* acting credits appear*

MARCH 13TH

TV Spot
* Sony Pictures, Columbia Pictures, MGM, Village Roadshow Pictures and Amblin Entertainment logos*

THIS SPRING

THERE'S A NEW MOVIE 

AND IT'S

GONNA

BE

AWESOME

Rotom Pokedex: Not really.

* Ash kicks Rotom Pokedex*

Ash: Yes it is!

POKEMON SUN & MOON: THE MOVIE

'''IN THEATERS MARCH 13TH. RATED PG. '''(said quickly)

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