Crossover Dreams (TV Series)

Crossover Dreams is a is an American live-action/stop motion/animated sketch comedy television series, created and executive produced for Disney at Dusk

Main Stars

 * Ada Nicodemou (2005-Present)
 * Ben Mendelsohn
 * Bryan Brown (2005-Present)
 * Burt Reynolds (2005-2018)
 * Charlie Clausen (2015-Present)
 * Claudia Karavan (2005-Present)
 * Danny Green (2008-2017)
 * Danny Hughes (2005-Present)
 * Dennis Hopper (2005-2010)
 * Emily Symons (2010-Present)
 * Eric Bana (2005-Present)
 * Erik Thomson (2005-Present)
 * Firass Dirani (2008-Present)
 * Fletcher Humphreys
 * Geoffrey Rush (2005-Present)
 * George Lazenby
 * Georgie Parker (2005-Present)
 * Guy Pearce (2005-Present)
 * Hugo Weaving (2005-Present)
 * Jack Thompson (2005-Present)
 * Jacki Weaver (2005-Present)
 * James Brayshaw (2005-Present)
 * Jason Ellis
 * Jeff Most
 * Jello Biafra (2005-Present)
 * Jeremy Cumpston
 * Jesse Spencer
 * Joel Edgerton
 * John Jarratt (2005-Present)
 * Jonathan Taylor Thomas (2005-Present)
 * Judy Davis (2005-Present)
 * Julian McMahon (2007-Present)
 * Justin Rosniak  (2012-Present)
 * Kosta Karatzovalis, Snr. - Lt. Daniel Kaffee
 * Katie Ritchie (2014-Present)
 * Lynne McGranger (2005-Present)
 * Matthew Broderick (2005-Present)
 * Mel Gibson (2005-Present)
 * Paul Hogan (2005-Present)
 * Phil Anselmo (2005-Present)
 * Ray Meagher (2005-Present)
 * Raven Symone (2008-Present)
 * Raviv Ullman (2005-Present)
 * Rebecca Gibney (2012-Present)
 * Rex Hunt (2006-Present)
 * Ryan Kwanten
 * Rick Springfield (2005-Present)
 * Ricky Pointing (2005-Present)
 * Roger Ward (2005-Present)
 * Russell Crowe (2008-Present)
 * Shane Jacobson (2009-Present)
 * Shane Withington (2005-Present)
 * Shane Worthingon (2010-Present)
 * Sidney Poitier (2005-2015)
 * Simon Baker (2007-Present)
 * Steve Railsback (2005-Present)
 * Sullivan Stapleton
 * Tasma Wilton (2009-Present)
 * Toni Collette (2005-Present)
 * Vince Colosimo (2005-Present)

Guest Stars

 * Amy Adams
 * Cedric the Entertainer - Judge Randolph
 * Ben Stiller
 * Burt Reynolds
 * Danny McBride
 * Gene Hackman
 * Jack Black
 * Jack Nicholson
 * James Marsden
 * Matthew McConaughey
 * Michael Caine
 * Nick Nolte
 * Patrick Dempsey
 * Richard Roxburgh
 * Seth Green
 * Steve Coogan
 * Susan Sarandon
 * Tom Cruise
 * Tom Selleck
 * Tom Selleck

Intro Sketch (Live Action)

 * Judge Randolph: [to Kaffee from the judge's bench] Consider yourself in contempt!
 * Lt. Daniel Kaffee: Prince Edward, did you order the Code Red?
 * Judge Randolph: You don't have to answer that question!
 * Prince Edward: I'll answer the question!
 * [to Kaffee]
 * Prince Edward: You want answers?
 * Lt. Daniel Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to.
 * Prince Edward: You want answers?
 * Lt. Daniel Kaffee: I WANT THE TRUTH!
 * Prince Edward: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
 * [pauses]
 * Prince Edward: Son, we live in a world that has fantasy, and those fantasy have to be guarded by knights with swords. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Robert Phillip? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Queen Narissa and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Queen Narissa's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, *saves lives*. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a *damn* what you think you are entitled to!
 * Lt. Daniel Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
 * Prince Edward: I did the job I...
 * Lt. Daniel Kaffee: [interupts him] *DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?*
 * Prince Edward: (pulls out the sword) SILENCE!
 * [The court in gasps]
 * Prince Edward: *AND YES, YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I DID!*
 * Rapper: PRINCE EDWARD, YOU SUCK.
 * Prince Edward: I said Silence.
 * Ltd. Daniel Kaffee: Alright alright that's enough, Edward, calm down, please, now. Put the sword down, please. And let's talk.
 * [Prince Edward drops the sword]
 * Ltd. Daniel Kaffee: OK, now, if you don't code red. Do you, have the truth?
 * Prince Edward: My truth is, I need to see, Giselle.
 * Lt. Daniel Kaffee: You're fucking asshole. CASE DISMISSED.