Pandora's Box

Pandora's Box is full of mayhem, chaos, and evil throughout the cosmos. If opened, an army of evil Decepticons, Terminators, Daleks, Cybermen, Leonard Saber's Household Appliance Robots, Zombies, Demons, Sleestaks, Nazis, Terrorists, Weasels, Evil Mutants, Evil Aliens, Monsters, Werewolves, Dark Monsters, Evil Pirates, Evil Ninjas, The Brotherhood Of Makuta, Rakhshi, Putty Patrollers, Dora Monsters, Gorma Minions, Mandarin's Minions, Plutarkians, Catatonians, Seaviates, Dark Generals, All Forty Thieves, Evil Sorcerers, Wicked Witches, Norton Nimnul's Cutting-Edge Appliance Henchmen, Vehicons, Predacons, Insectivoids, Charizards, Skugs, Wily's Robot Masters, Biodreads, Romulans, Rinshi Beasts, Cauldron Borns, Huntsmen, Gwythaints, Gyn Nightmares, Facilier's shadow henchmen, Ancient Spirits Of Evil, Mon-Star's Mobsters, V.I.L.E. Agents, Vampires, Demona's Gargoyles, Culver City Red Feathers, the Fearsome Five, Attack Bots, Unversed, Heartless, and Nobodies comes out. Satan and his son Mephistopheles lead this army of scourges. Xehanort and Ultron are their generals. Al Negator and Colonel Muska are their colonels. Megatron and Psy-Crow are their commanders. Queen Beryl and Maleficent are their lieutenants. First, they attacked the Twee-Twee Tree, destroying the Other World and killing Monstro. Second, they taunted Alvin and Brittany. Third, they killed Dave Seville and Miss Miller. Fourth, their member Magneto kidnapped all the Princesses of Heart, including Brittany. Fifth, they sent General Xaviax to destroy Ventara (he did) and vent the Twelve Dinobots into different places in the world. Sixth, they used Onigen to kill Saya's father. Seventh, they were forced to revive Kahmunrah and make him their member. Eighth, they took over Shadaloo. Ninth, they transported some of the heroes who tried to stop them into the Astral World. Tenth, they destroyed Number 4. Eleventh, they took over the House of Mouse and turned it into the House of Villains. Twelfth, they will kill, trap, or poison the Princesses of Hearts with their respectful deaths. The final time, Satan and all of his minions will fight Alvin and his plucky team of pokemon- pikachu, raichu, another pikachu, graveller, tangela and pidgey.

ALVIN: (demanding) "I what you to be defeated!"

SATAN: "Oh, no, Alvin... you are a true hero to defeat me weakly, eh? GET THEM!"

XEHANORT: "CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE!"

VENJIX: "Attack!"

PIKACHU:(angry)"Pika!"