NINTENDO CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

Please note that this is still a Work In Progress aka Under Construction

The Nintendo Cinematic Universe

an idea proposed by Nathan Eric Schwabenland

PHASE ONE: DONKEY KONG (2020 film) =

The Teaser Poster = To Be Announced

The Main Trailer (one minute long) = To Be Announced

JUMP-MAN = Ewan Mac Gregor (The Star Wars Prequels)

DONKEY KONG HIMSELF=

done using an actor and i-mo-cap sensors

options =

Choice A = Andy Serkis (we all know where he's been right?)

Choice B = Sam Worthington (James Cameron's Avatar Project 880)

PAULINE =

Choice A = Emily Osment (Hannah Montana 2005)

Choice B = Anna Maria Perez De Tagle (Camp Rock 2008)

Choice C = Megan Fox (Transformers 2007)

PLOT SPOILER ALERTS YOU TROLLS OF THE INTERNET:

2 seconds = FADE IN:

10 seconds = A Game of Pong is Being Played

30 seconds = the camera then Zooms out form the Pong 1972 game to reveal Mario

1 minute = VOICE OVER: This is no Game.

5 minutes = GIST: "GO APE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE"

10 minutes = Enter Donkey Kong who looks like an ape but sounds like a Donkey

30 minutes = Donkey Kong likes to climb on things and is later IS DEFEATED BY MARIO alias Jumpman

1 hour = VOICE OVER (MARIO): "BECAUSE ITS ON LIKE YOU-KNOW-WHO!"

PHASE TWO = MARIO BROS (2023 film)

Cinematic Progression (Spoiler Alert Movie-Goers You Have Been Warned)

CAST:

Ewan Mac Gregor as Mario

AARON TAYLOR JOHNSON AS LUIGI

Cinematic Progression:

FADE IN:

1 seconds = V.O. "PESTS."

5 seconds = "WE KILL A LOT OF PESTS"

15 seconds = "WE AS IN MY LITTLE BROTHER AND I"

30 seconds = GIST: "You'll catch more flies (literally) with Honey than you do with Vinegar"

1 minutes = SUBTITLES: 1973 BROOKLYN, NY

5 minutes = the giant bugs and turtles and rats come in

15 minutes = MARIO, around age 30, who is no longer jumpman finds a baby near a sewer drainage basin all wet!

30 minutes = MARIO names the baby Luigi after his favorite inventor of all time and togehter they train themslves in the plumbing Business

1 hour = THE MARIO BROS SET UP THIER PLUMBING SHOP in the year 1983

2 hours = End Line: MARIO: Here We Go!

PHASE THREE=

SUPER MARIO BROS (2026 film) = To Be Announced aka Coming Soon

CAST:

MARIO = To Be Announced

LUIGI = AARON TAYLOR JOHNSON

BOWSER = JOHNNY KNOXVILLE

PRINCESS PEACH = SCARLETT JOHANSSON

Cinematic Progression

2 seconds = FADE IN:

10 seconds = VOICE OVER BY MARIO: "REPTILES."

20 seconds = VOICE OVER, Continued:

30 seconds = To Be Announced

45 seconds = To Be Announced

1 minute = To Be Announced

2 minutes = To Be Announced

5 minutes = Mastering the Basics aka the Meadow Ground Scene

15 minutes = The Under-Ground Scene

30 minutes = The No-Ground Scene

35 minutes = To Be Announced

40 minutes = To Be Announced

45 minutes = To Be Announced

50 minutes = To Be Announced

55 minutes = To Be Announced

1 hour = TOAD: Your Princess is in Another Castle!

2 hours = TOAD: Your Princess is in Another Castle!

3 hours = PEACH: Your quest is over, but beware of...dinosaurs

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PHASE FOUR =

SUPER MARIO WORLD (2030 film) = To Be Announced aka Coming Soon

Cinematic Progression

2 seconds = FADE IN:

5 seconds = MARIO (VOICE OVER): DINOSAURS.

20 seconds = Nature's Giants that passed out and away long ago, approx 65 million B.C.E.

1 minute = GIST: Beware of Chaos Theory, man cretes dinos, dinos destroy man!

2 minutes = The Marios and Princess Peach make it to Dinosaur Island

5 minutes = Princess Peach goes exploring but then falls in a hole and gets dragged in to Bowser's laboratory!

10 minutes = Mario and luigi must save the princess one last time!

20 minutes = To Be Announced

30 minutes = To Be Announced

45 minutes = To Be Announced

1 hour = Mario and Luigi Rescue the Princess

2 hours = Mario and Luigi not fight Bowser but befriend him!

3 hours = Mario and Luigi peach and bowser get out of dinosaur island before it either sinks to the bottom of the ocean or explodes!

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PHASE FIVE =

SUPER SMASH BROS (2039 film) =

1 second = FADE IN:

2 seconds = To Be Announced

15 seconds = To Be Announced

30 seconds = To Be Announced

1 minute = To Be Announced

2 minutes = To Be Announced

5 minutes = To Be Announced

8 minutes = To Be Announced

16 minutes = To Be Announced

32 minutes = To Be Announced

1 hour = To Be Announced

This is a Work In Progress a.k.a. UNDER CONSTRUCTION