The Roaches Movie - Teaser/Transcript

(Xilam Animation logo)

(Joey walks up at the white background, he looks at the screen)

Joey: (approaches the screen) Hello? (Knocking on the screen) Hello!

Dee Dee: Hi Joey! I know thinks the screen is food! FOODS! (Almost eating the screen) Om Nom Nom Nom!

Joey: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Dee Dee! Stop! He is eating the screen!

Marky: Hello, Joey!

Joey: You know something? I have to go outside! Just for a second. If you know what I mean!

Marky: (sigh) I don't know.

Joey: If there's just one, I could get the whole family off the hook.

Dee Dee: I don't know. They can still do that.

Joey: No, but they'll have to find the whole other part.

Marky: Yeah, I guess.

Joey: Anyway, I have to go outside, but before I do, I want you to know that, well, you were right about last week. And this week, too.

Marky: You really are crazy, huh?

Joey: Yeah. But, hey, I'm doing better.

Dee Dee: Yeah, I guess. (Pause.) So, tell me about it. (Pause.) I mean, it's a great topic. I mean, you've been working on it. So, what have you been doing?

Joey: I didn't want to tell you, but I've been working on some stuff.

Marky: Goodbye, Joey, goodbye my baby! (walks away)

Dee Dee: See ya! (Walks away)

Joey: (groans) I you know... (walks away)

(The Roaches Movie logo)

Joey: (Offscreen) I don't like this your brothers.