Avenue Q Warning Transcripts

This is a page that contains transcripts of every character dialogue of whenever something explicit about to happen during a skit, song, and/or a scene. In fact, it could also apply to when a song with explicit lyrics is about to play.

Princeton
Princeton:

Kate Monster
Kate Monster:

Nicky
Nicky:

Rod
Rod:

Julian (formerly known as the Newcomer)
Julian:

Kieran
Kieran: Hey there, everyone! This is Kieran Monster, and I'd like to tell you guys something important. Take a look at this. (the warning sign appears behind him in the background as he presents it) This sign indicates that what you are about to see is gonna be very explicit, meaning it's for people ages 18 and up only to watch. So if you have kids in the room with you, please have them leave immediately. In fact, you should get the children out of eyesight and earshot of the skit/song scene/scene about to play and then get back in time to even see the beginning of it. I think about... 15 seconds should be plenty enough to be prepared, starting... (as a countdown watch appears onscreen) now! (hums a bit as the watch ticks) Shouldn't be a moment for all the kids to leave. (the timer reaches 00 and rings) Is the coast clear? Are the children safely absent? (momentary pause) Okay, then! Start the skit!/Roll the scene!/Play the song scene!

Alys
Alys:

Sam the Mini Yeti
Sam: This is Sam the Mini Yeti only with a warning that this skit/song contains explicit language and/or actions not appropriate for your little ones. It's not gonna be warm and fuzzy like me, folks. Should give you about five seconds....are your little ones gone? Okay, unfreeze!

David Red
David:

ALF
ALF:

Sherman the Frog
Sherman:

Spamela Hamderson
Spamela:

Smokey the Bear
Smokey:

McGruff the Crime Dog
McGruff:

Rattles the Snake
Rattles: SSSSSSSStop! Thisss is Rattles the SSSSnake here with ssssome wordssss of wisssdom: The following sssscene/sssskit/ssssong about to play is gonna be explicit, which means it that kidsss should not be watching thisss. If you have them in the room with you, I ssssuggessst you essscort them out of the room immediately. I think about... ten ssssecondsss. Are you kidsss gone? Good, back to the show!

Cary
Cary:

(More coming soon)