The Veggie League transcript

Prologue: The new theme song intro
Bob: "Oh hi there, I'm Bob the Tomato, come right over to my house."

[Music Begins In Background]

Bob: Welcome to my house

it's the 1 up

on the hill

it's the place I cook

my dinners

take my baths

and pay my bills

it's the place where

I get letters

from kids

like yours

Larry: "Hi there, Bob."

Bob: "Hi there, Larry."

Larry: Every single day 

we get a letter

Bob: gotta make 

that problem better

Archie: what do you think 

about my blue sweater?

Entire VeggieTales Gang: The VeggieTales Ultra Show

Jimmy: you saw all of us 

on DVD

Jerry: but now at last

we're back on TV

Entire VeggieTales gang: The VeggieTales Ultra Show

it's The VeggieTales Ultra Show......

Inside Bob's house
Bob: "Hi, kids, and welcome to The VeggieTales Ultra Show, I'm Bob the Tomato,"

Larry: "and I'm Larry the Cucumber,"

Bob: "and we're here to answer your questions."

[Door Window Opening]

Bob: "It must be Jimmy, the mail's here."

Bob walks/hops right over to Jimmy, the mail gourd.

Jimmy: Mail, mail

here is your mail

it's here in my bag

not in bucket or pail

for I am the man

who delivers

your mail.

Bob: "So, Jimmy, where's the letter?"

Jimmy: "It's right here, Bob, (he takes out the envelope with the letter inside of it) I'll just stick it right through the mail slot."

Jimmy sticks the envelope with the letter inside of it right through the mail slot.

Larry: "What's the letter say, Bob?"

Bob: "It's from Kevin Jones, it says (he begins reading the letter) Dear Bob and Larry,

I'm at the playground, I'm having super fun and excitement, but I'm terrified and nervous of going down the twisty slide, what should I do?"

Larry: "Good question, Kevin."

Pa Grape shows up with his film projector.

Pa Grape: "Bob, Larry, I heard about Kevin's fears and nervousness, maybe this might work out."

The short film's being rolled.

(Beginning to the very end: Daniel and the Lion's Den)

Bob: "So that's exactly how Daniel handled his fear when he got himself outta the lions' den."

Archie: "That's exactly right, Bob, and I got my book of oddeties for that."

Archie: (narrating) In 1495, when Explorer Jones was almost attacked by an evil robot, he dressed himself up like a giant hammer, the robot was terrified of giant hammers, he ran away from Explorer Jones.

Bob: "Oh wow, that's quite surprising."

Larry: "Kevin, how 'bout you take 1 good look at this film."

Scene 1: Downtown Bumblyburg
Junior, Libby, Laura, Lenny, Percy, Li'l Pea, Annie, Carl, Penny and Tyrone are walking/hopping around the entire city town.

Junior: "So do you guys have any idea what's going on?"

Libby: "No, Junior, I haven't heard from anything yet, how 'bout you, Laura?"

Laura: "Not another clue."

Percy: "You guys, look right up on the jumbo-tron!"

Junior, Libby, Laura, Lenny, Percy, Li'l Pea, Annie, Carl, Penny and Tyrone walk/hop around right over to Mayor Blueberry, Principal Nezzer and Coach Lunt who are watching the entire thing.

Junior: "Mayor Blueberry, you guys, what's happening?"

Mayor Blueberry: "Eet eez Professor Two-Shoes, he ees planning to take down ze Bumblyburg science lab."

Reporter Petunia: "This is Petunia Rhubarb, reporting live from Channel 7 News,