What Ever Happened to Allie?!?!/Transcript

Mr. Bloomsberry: (He's humming, but notices the audience.) Hi there everybody! Welcome to the movie! Hey, we're so glad you came! Now this movie... (Junior comes in, with a shower headress & a towel.)

Junior: Daddy! Listen, Daddy. I'm going to take a shower. Have you seen my anti-bacterial soap?

Mr. Bloomsberry: Uh, no, son. I haven't

Junior: Oh. (Mr. Bloomsberry comes back to us.)

Mr. Bloomsberry: Now, this movie you're about to see is all about, Allie.

Junior: Who are you talking to?

Mr. Bloomsberry: The audience, son. They're right here.

Junior: Huh?

Mr. Bloomsberry: See?

Junior: (He gasps.) Wow! Look at all those people! Hey, nice cardigan. (He laughs with Mr. Bloomsberry.)

Mr. Bloomsberry: Now, in this movie, Allie is going to ask for your help. She wants you to talk and play along.

Junior: Uh, how do we start?

Mr. Bloomsberry: It's easy. Just count backwards from 6.

Junior: OK!

Mr. Bloomsberry: You see, son. That's how you start a movie, son.

Junior: Oh!

Mr. Bloomsberry: Can you all help us count backwards from six to zero?

Kids in audience: Yeah!

Mr. Bloomsberry: Ready? Yell real loud! (A countdown, looking similar to the classic SMPTE film leader comes on.)

Junior, Mr. Bloomsberry, Kids in audience: Six, five, four, three, two, one!

(The background turns into a beautiful sunny scenery.)

Mr. Bloomsberry: Do you think you going to put some clothes on now?

Junior: What? (He notices, & screams. He runs away.)

Mr. Bloomsberry: Enjoy the movie, everybody.

[The title comes on]

Mr. Renkins: It's such a nice day! Isn't it?

Allie: Professor Wiseman! What is up? Have you build a new invention?

Professor Wiseman: Yes, but don't...

[Allie touches the button and it creates a portal to Roys Bedoys's world. Allie gets sucked in then the portal disappeared]

Professor Wiseman: That wasn't supposed to happen!

Widget: That's my line!

Professor Wiseman: HUSH UP! [kicks Widget really far away, causing Widget to do a Wilhelm scream]

[Allie lands in Roys Bedoys's world]

Roys: Hello!

Allie: Um...who are you?

Roys: I'm Roys! You must be Allie!

Allie: Nice to meet you!

Roys: Wanna check out my house?

Allie: Sure thing!

Junior: Hey wait stop the film! Stop the Film! [the film pauses] Daddy! Daddy!

Mr. Bloomsberry: What's the matter, son?

Junior: What happened to Allie? [bawls]

Mr. Bloomsberry: Don't worry, son. That's just the way to get to Roys Bedoys's world. Roll film! [The film resumes] [Mr. Bloomsberry and Junior duck]

Bill: HEY, EVERYONE! HEY! HEY!

Steve: What's the matter?

Mr. Quint: What's going on?!

Bill: Professor Wiseman said Allie is gone. She got sucked away into some far-off and education place! And she's never going to... [does that cry from Buoy Wonder]

Mr. Quint: Easy, Bill. She probably meant that Allie went home, that's all.

Professor Wiseman: No. Actually Golf Ball from BFDI was right!

All: What??????

Professor Wiseman: Yep! Allie got sucked to Roys Bedoys's world!

Betsy: Where's that?

Steve: Never heard of that before!!!

Bill: This is terrible! What are we going to do? What ARE we GOING to DO? [echoes]

Mrs. Renkins: Here's what we're going to do. We're going to go down to Roys Bedoys's world... …whatever that is, and get Allie back!

Professor Wiseman: Jump in the portal, everyone!

[Mrs. Renkins, Professor Wiseman, Bill, Mr. Quint, Betsy, Steve jump in the portal]

Allie: Okay, Loys! I was thinking...

Loys: I love that ponytail! I'm gonna take it and...

Allie: OMG! I LOOK HIDEOUS! Loys, can you give it back to me pretty please?

Loys: No! I want to wear it!

Allie: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Junior: STOP THE MOVIE!

Mr. Bloomsberry: What's the matter now, son?

Junior: Oh, this is not good. Loys is being mean to Allie. It's just not fair. Why would anybody be so mean to Allie?

Mr. Bloomsberry: Well, gee, son, maybe Loys just hasn't learned how to share yet!

Junior: Well... Well, Daddy, do you think he ever will?

Mr. Bloomsberry: Maybe, son. I sure hope that he does. Don't you? Okay, son, let's go find what happens to Bill, Steve and everyone else!

Junior: All right! ROLL FILM! [The film resumes]

Steve: This looks pretty beautiful, I must say!

Loys: Thank you!

Mrs. Renkins: IS THAT ALLIE'S SCRUNCHIE?!?!?!?

Loys: No!

Bill: Sounds like a lie to me! Liars must be punished! Let's punish

[Loys kicks Bill's leg.]

Bill: OOOOOOWWWW! [rolls down the hill] Whoa! Woah! Whoah! Ow! Eek! ACK! OOF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

Junior: Stop the movie! Stop the movie! [the film pauses] Did you see what Loys did? He took Allie's scrunchie and kicked Bill's leg!!! I can't look.

Mr. Bloomsberry: (to Junior) Don't worry, son. It'll be okay. (to the audience) Right, everybody? 'cause we know Mrs. Renkins, Professor Wiseman, Bill, Mr. Quint, Betsy, and Steve won't give up until they get Allie and Allie will get her scrunchie back. Roll film! [the film resumes] Let's watch, son!.

Junior: Oh, okay, Daddy, but I can't see anything.

Mr. Bloomsberry: Son, you still have your hands over your eyes.

Junior: Oh. I... I knew that.

Mr. Bloomsberry: Sure, you did, son. Come on.

Allie: Which playground shoud I and Roys go?

Kids in audience: The Playground!

Allie: Good choice! Right!!!

[Roys and Allie proceed to go towards the school playground, but the same audience prevents them from going, demanding them to go down the other playground by saying, "No, not that one!!!"]

Roys: Huh? No, We're pretty sure you meant this playground!!

Kids in audience: No, we didn't!

Allie: Oh, you didn't?

Kids in audience: Nope! Not at all!!!

Roys: Well, maybe in just this one instance, we could ignore your advice?

Kids in audience: JUST DO IT!

Roys and Allie: Fine!

[Roys and Allie go to the playground]

Flora: Hello, Allie! Hello, Roys!

Allie: Hi. I lost my scrunchie.

Wen: I have seen Loys with your scrunchie!

Allie: REALLY?!!!

Maker, Wen, Truly, Flora: Yeah!!!!

Loys: I'm over here!

Allie: ?????? Catch him!!

[Maker, Roys, Allie, Flora, Wen, Truly, Mrs. Renkins, Professor Wiseman, Bill, Mr. Quint, Betsy, and Steve tried to catch Loys. Roys, Allie, Truly started to flip over. Loys got caught by Maker.]

Maker: Caught you, you troublemaker! Listen, you have to give Allie her scrunchie back! Please?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! PPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEE?

Mrs. Renkins: Well, at least we found Allie!

Loys: Yeah, sorry, Allie! I promise to take anything with asking next time.

Allie: It's okay! I think it's the time we will go home! Bye, everyone!

Roys, Loys, Maker, Wen, Truly, Flora: Bye! We'll miss you! Goodbye!

[Allie, Mrs. Renkins, Professor Wiseman, Bill, Mr. Quint, Betsy, and Steve jump in the portal. They return to Allie's room]

Allie: Yay! We're back! I just wanted to say, thanks for helping even though you argued with us! But that's okay. I love you. [he waves to us] Bye bye. [he goes to the dancing Peanuts gang.] I wasn't expecting this!

Charlie Brown: Come on! Dance with us!

Allie: Okay! [does her dance from School of Dance]

Charlie Brown: [while he does the chicken dance] Das macht spaß!

Allie: [stops dancing] Is that German?

Bill: Yes!

Allie: [starts dancing again] [singing] Everybody's working on the weekend!

Mr. Bloomsberry: See, son? Just like I told you, Everyone got Allie back! Allie got her scrunchie back!

Junior: Yeah, and it's a happy ending!

Mr. Bloomsberry: (to the audience) Yeah, and thank you all for helping. You help a tiny bit but thank you!!!

Junior: Oh yeah, you deserve a big round of applause.

Mr. Bloomsberry: Yeah, yeah, everybody clap for yourselves, come on!

[Mr. Bloomsberry and Junior clap. The children in the audience clap and cheer.]

Junior: You were great! I knew everything would be okay! I knew everything is back to normal! And I knew there'd be a happy ending.

Mr. Bloomsberry: Of course. Yeah.

Junior: Goodbye! [turns to leave, but then notices that the end credits are starting] Oh, look, look, look! Daddy, credits! OH! I wanna see who did the catering. Yeah, that was really good toast, you know, they cut off the crusts and everything.

Mr. Bloomsberry: Uh, son. Time to play golf with me!

Junior: OK! Bye!

Mr. Bloomsberry: (to the audience) Bye-bye. [chuckles, then leaves, ending the film]

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