Transcript of Adventure Time: Awakening (Sam the Editor's version)

(The scene fades in to Mark Dindal who reads a magazine and smokes a cigar then looks at the camera.)

Mark Dindal: Hello, welcome to "Adventure Time: The Movie". I'm Mark Dindal. And I'm the director of this movie. So excited you could make it. This movie contains something else that's intended for young audiences. And let me make up some rules. First rule, silence your cell phones and don't ruin the movie ever. Second rule, always keep quiet in the theater. Third and final rule, dispose the trash after the show. And please, the exits are left, right and behind you. (Stands up) Okay, that is, uh, "silence your phones, keep quiet and dispose the trash after the show." I guess that might work out after all. Anyway, I'm gonna have to say, "Enjoy the movie." And thanks for coming to the movie theater. (Smiles) Enjoy the movie, everyone. (Winks and leaves)

(The scene fades out and in to the Land of Ooo as text says "One year after the Gumbald War." The camera pans down to Finn's new house. In his new house, Finn sleeps with Flame Princess as an alarm blares then Minerva wakes up and sees Finn and Flame Princess sleep.)

Minerva: Wake up, Finn. I need you.

(Finn wakes up and exhales)

Finn: Wow, that was a crazy dream. (Sees Minerva) Mom? Why did you wake me?

Minerva: Because a new threat is coming. I had a vision.

Finn: What is it?

Minerva: We'll explain on the way. Let's go.

Finn: Oh. Come on, Flame Princess. Let's go kick some hams.

Flame Princess: Huh? Oh, clam! A new threat's here!

Finn: I'll eat a protein bar. Good for bones. (Eats a protein bar) Oh. This is good. Let's run.

Flame Princess: Right away, Finn.

Finn: Marceline, let's go.

Marceline: Is it?

Finn: It's a new threat.

Marceline: Oh, damn. We gotta go check it out!

(Finn, Minerva, Flame Princess and Marceline run to the door. Finn opens the door as he, Jake, Flame Princess and Marceline see something really different. They see the gateway to Aaa in surprise.)

Finn: What's this?

Marceline: A gateway to Aaa.

Finn: Why is the gateway to Aaa built on the edge of the grass fields?

Minerva: Well, that's the funny thing about Aaa. You see? It can appear just about anywhere. The Candy Kingdom, the Fire Kingdom, and even the Ice Kingdom.

Finn: But I always thought Aaa was created by the Ice King, who created the Fionna and Cake books that were based on the real Fionna and Cake.

Minerva: Nope. It's just a gateway. Are you sure it's a good idea?

Finn: Oh, I'm pretty sure it is.

Flame Princess: Wait a minute. Isn't that why the gateway was actually built where it doesn't care until everyone knows all about it?

Finn: Oh, yes. And according to Simon Petrikov known as Ice King, Fionna and Cake can probably exist.

Marceline: Really?

Finn: (Rubs Marceline's shoulder) Yes, Marceline.

Flame Princess: That sounds like a crazy idea.

Finn: What an odd thing to say.

Marceline: (Awkwardly) Oh, sweet mercy.

Minerva: Hey, you two look... something different. Do we know each other?

Marceline and Flame Princess: Nope.

Minerva: Yes, but you two don't remember. I'm Minerva Campbell, I'm the mother of Finn.

Marceline: Oh, right. I'm Marceline Abadeer. It's really nice to meet you.

Flame Princess: (Chuckles) It's very nice to meet you, too.

Minerva: Thanks, girls. It's been my pleasure.

Finn: What should we do now? Should we jump to the portal? Or should we wait for Fionna and her friends to come?

Simon: Maybe we'll have to jump.

Minerva: Oh. Hello. You're Simon Petrikov, right?

Simon: Yes, I am. And you're Minerva Campbell.

Minerva: Yes.

Princess Bubblegum: I'll have to tell you when you come back to Ooo.

Peppermint Butler: Yeah, it'll be awesome when you have a new adventure.

Jake: I'm coming.

Finn: Oh. I guess you're right, Jake. You and Rainicorn could come.

Jake: Thanks. Isn't that right, Lady?

Lady Rainicorn: Oh, yes, it is.

BMO: We're all brave.

Minerva: I really hope we don't get sucked in.

Finn: Wait, did she really say "sucked in?"

(The portal sucks Finn, Minerva, Jake, Peppermint Butler, Marceline, Simon, Flame Princess, Lady Rainicorn and BMO in while they scream. The camera zooms into the portal as the title shows "Adventure Time: The Movie". The camera zooms to Finn and his mother and friends who are unconscious on the ground. Finn wakes up and groans.)

Finn: Geez. That was weird.

Minerva: (wakes up and moans) Finn?

Finn: Hey, Mom. Don't worry. I'm fine. Are they all right?

Jake: (Wakes up) Yeah. I'm all right.

Marceline: Yes. (Wakes up) That was quite a ride.

Flame Princess: I think it was crazy.

Peppermint Butler: Wow, look at this place.

Simon: I wonder where we are.

BMO: Huh. So this must be the Land of Aaa.

Finn: (Answers Frieda) Frieda, it's me. I'm in the Land of Aaa. I need you and Susan to come to us. You should see the Land of Aaa.

Frieda: Roger that, Finn.