Super Bowl Commercial Ideas (Coolot's version)/Nike

Cast

 * LeBron James as himself
 * Jeff Bergman as Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck (voice)
 * Billy West as Elmer Fudd (voice)
 * Bob Bergen as Porky Pig (voice)

Transcript
We see Elmer Fudd going into Nike stores and get all Jordan sneakers into a bag. He gets off and gets into Daffy's house as he places a pair on them as he's sleeping while sucking his thumb. He then hears police sirens, waking him up, as they all point guns into him. He then gets arrested as Bugs reads the article about it on a newspaper. He gasps. He looks through his cellphone's contact list, with some including Lola Bunny, Sylvester, Foghorn Leghorn, Dan Backslide, Brendan Fraser, Nicolas Cage, Megan Fox, Travis Scott, Cristiano Ronaldo and LeBron James. He calls LeBron. Later, Bugs and LeBron are having breakfast near a food truck.
 * Elmer: (laughs) Now that wabbit wiww see that I'm not dumb.
 * Daffy: Wait, what?
 * Bugs: I must do something. But how?
 * Bugs: What am I? A sellout?
 * Bugs: Hey, doc. I have a little issue in here. Come quick.
 * LeBron: So you're telling me Daffy Duck got framed for stealing Nike sneakers.
 * Bugs: And whoever did this is challenging me to an one-on-one basketball game.
 * LeBron: Why didn't you ask your girlfriend to help you out instead?
 * Bugs: Listen, doc, as much I love Lola, she's a bit... cuckoo. Besides we just starred in a movie together.
 * LeBron: What about Michael Jordan?
 * Bugs: He's retired and he's busy with the Charlotte Hornets.