Sabotaging (Transcript)

Song: Your Best Friend by Echo Flower Productions

Dream: #Howdy, I’m Flowey #Call me your best friend #I see that you fell down! #You must be new, so #Let me say, “Welcome #Here to the Underground!” #There’s so much for you to see #Come along and follow me #Hey, you can trust me #I’m here to help ya! #I’ll share some LOVE with you! #Just run into #These friendliness pellets #C’mon and catch a few #Hey, ya missed ‘em, try again! #What’s this joke? #ARE YOU BRAIN-DEAD? #Hey, c’mon kid, #Run into the bullets! #You know what’s going on? #You maybe wanting #To see me suffer #But it’s you who should run! #Look at you #You’ve fallen down #Call for help #No one’s around! #It’s kill or be killed #Really I’d be thrilled #If that’s the path you’d try #No one will help you #NoW i’Ll SlIce y0u ThRoUgH! #It’s time for you to #DIE!#

Flowey: (Laughs)

Song: Fallen Down by Alice Flare

Kristin: What a miserable creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth Do not be afraid, my child. It is I, Toriel, guardian of the ruins #Oh dear child #You've fallen down #It's dark and there's no one around #To guide you through the dark #But please don't you worry #Your little head #I'll be here #To guide you along #Right here, by your side #Through the maze #And teach you the way #Just take my hand #Don't be afraid #It has been so long since a human has #Come by here #You remind me of love I'd once known# Are you hurt innocent one?

Tommy: N-No, b-but I was scared.

Kristin: It’s okay now my child, there is no need to be afraid anymore. #Listen well #My dear child #You're going to grow up #And learn all that #Life will teach you #Your mother is always so proud #And you will never leave me #Here you will stay #Never will you be afraid #Here with me #You've fallen down, now get up #The underground isn't such #An awful place to live #Peacefully together #And who would need to see light of day? #Oh, my child #Bathed in light #I know that you're scared, that you've #Fallen down #But Toriel #Will spare your life #Come, my child #Let's move on #And live in my world and just #Maybe you #Could teach me #How you stayed determined and strong# Come with me, my child.

Freddie: T-Toriel, it’s me, Chara.

Kristin: My child…

Tommy: Call me Frisk.

Kristin: Oh, so Frisk, I need to attend some business so are you okay if you could go through the ruins more while I’m gone?

Tommy: Okay.

Kristin: Okay, see you at my home.

Tommy: See you later Toriel.

Paul and Derrick are heading to the stage.

Paul: C'mon, it's this way-

Derrick: Yeah, I know where the stage is.

Paul: Okay, I was just trying to be helpful. Sounds like they're on the Ruins song right now. You could probably go on-

Derrick: It is the Ruins song.

Song: Ruins by Echo Flower Productions

Tommy: #Here our adventure now begins #Are these monsters my foes or friends #Now that I am here, fallen down #What’s it like underneath the ground? #What I was told #In those stories from long ago #“They can’t be friends” #How can we know?#

Ensemble: #Now a human has fallen down #Arrived among us Underground #Will they choose to spare us or fight? #Will they lead us to dark or light? #Child from above #Are you who the legends spoke of? #What’s in your heart #Hatred or love?#

Freddie: #Why is my spirit still alive? #Why have I been brought back to life? #Hold up there, kid, don’t go that way! #You’re being too foolish and brave! #Don’t rush on through #No telling what you’ll get into#

Ensemble: #If the right choice #You choose to make #The barrier #Trapping us here will break #After all this time #Our freedom will soon #Will find…#

Derrick: If you would've been dedicated to the show and actually read the script, you would've known. #Now a human has fallen down #Arrived among us Underground#

Paul: As I was saying.

Derrick: What? I'm just improving the part.

Paul: You can probably go put on Frisk's costume and then go out whenever he has a costume change-

Derrick: Okay, why would I put on Frisk's costume? Tommy's literally wearing it and I literally already look like him.

Paul: Well, yeah, I mean, your interpretation is so good, so good. But the audience might not understand so I think you should probably go with what costumes have designed. And then you get to hug Tubbo and everything too which is what you want-

Derrick: Yeah, but that scene is so far away, I'm supposed to be going on as Frisk right now. The audience won't even have time to appreciate me.

Paul: Everyone just remembers the scenes in the game, that's literally all that matters, everyone just knows Frisk in his blue sweater.

Derrick: Okay yeah, that's kind of true, you're not wrong. But why are we back here now? That scene's so far away, we're just hanging out backstage now for what? I mean, I guess I could sing but-

Paul: Well, you obviously need to go find the costume and put it on, so it's good we have a lot of extra time. But Tommy's using it already.

Derrick: I mean, I guess. There are also spare costumes for the actors in case they got sweaty. Alright, let's go-

Paul: No, you'll be fine, you can go alone.

Derrick: What?

Paul: If we go together, it might be suspicious or something.

Derrick: We literally came back here together.

Paul: Just trust me, okay? I'm gonna stay back here and try to blend in with run crew and literally no one's gonna catch you, no one's even paying attention-

Mat: Hey!

Mat caught Paul and Derrick backstage.

Derrick: Alright, going, bye-

Song: Ghost Fight by Echo Flower Productions

Freddie: Oh boy…

Wilbur: zzzzzzzzzz…(are they gone yet) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Freddie: Typical, the ghost is saying ‘zzzzzz’ out loud, pretending to be asleep. Some things clearly haven’t changed.

Tommy: Who is this?

Freddie: That’s Napstablook. Blooky never really had a sense of humor.

Wilbur: Oh, I’m REAL funny.

Freddie: Wait, you can hear me?! That’s impossible!

Wilbur: Well, you’re a ghost, right?

Freddie: I guess.

Wilbur: Ghosts can kinda hear other ghosts.

Freddie: So I can be heard by exactly two people. Yay.

Wilbur: #Oh! #Wait, am I in your way? #I guess I shouldn’t stay in this show #I shouldn’t lie around #It’s better if I just go #I prefer being alone that’s true #But I guess it’s nice to now meet you #You sound like someone I know #From years ago #Not feeling up to remembering #I’m not here to enjoy the view #I just hang around #This place is the best for the loneliest #Guy in the underground #I’m feelin’ blue, won’t bother you #I’ll get out of your way#

Tommy: #You don’t have to leave, come on Blooky #Why not cheer up and stay#

Wilbur: really? I don’t see the point. I usually come here to be alone.

Tommy: You don’t have to be alone, we’re here now!

Freddie: What do you mean “we”?

Tommy: #Hey! #Cheer up, Blooky #So you’re a bit gloomy, well that’s okay #Don’t have to be sad #I’ll cheer you up anyway! #Now come on, just smile, it’s alright! #To tell the truth, I don’t want to fight #All I want us for us to be friends #Is there some way that I #Can make it right?#

Wilbur: #Well #I admit, #Maybe a bit, you could try it #But despite your cheer #I’m not really feelin’ up to it#

Freddie: #Frisk, you really baffle me, I swear #It’s surprising that you seem to care #But thinking you can just go #Smile on through #To be frank you just do not have a clue#

Tommy: #Well why not try? Blooky, don’t cry! #You don’t have to leave#

Wilbur: #Hey don’t mind me, ‘cause casually #I just lie down and grieve #I’d just weigh you down as my tears fell down #I’m still feelin’ blue #If you try to improve my gloomy mood #Don’t know what you could do#

Tommy: Hmm… hey Blooky, want to hear a joke?

Wilbur: Sure, I guess.

Tommy: What is a ghost’s favourite play? Romeo and Ghouliet!

Freddie: Ugh, seriously?! That’s worse than mum’s jokes!

Wilbur: Heh… ha ha ha… that is kind of funny. Hey, I want to show you something… I call it, “Dapper-blook”. I made it with my tears… Do you like it?

Tommy: I think it’s cute!

Wilbur: Really?

Tommy: Sure! Or should I say “dapper”?

Freddie: Really? REALLY?!

Wilbur: Ha ha ha ha… Oh gee… #Hey! #You think it’s okay? #Can’t believe you are so nice to me #What’s this feelin’? #For once I’m cheerful again #Perhaps I don’t ruin anything #Mind if I maybe join you and sing? #For once things seem brighter #For me now #As we sing along to this jazzy swing#

Tommy: #Hey there’s that smile! #I like your style! #Feeling better now?#

Wilbur: #In this afterlife, hey I kinda like #Having someone around #For once I feel like I am real #Everything seems so clear#

Both: #There’s no need to be constantly lonely #In the Ruins here#

Tommy: #See? You don’t have to be sad! #Is having new friends really so bad?#

Wilbur: #You’re quite a ray of sunshine #I feel pretty fine #This is one day I’ll be remembering#

Both: #It’s not so bad after all #Having new friends on which you can call #New pal of mine #Thing will be fine #Nice to have another friend by my side#

Wilbur: Well, it was nice meeting you two. Bye, I guess. Come to Waterfall if you ever want to say hi or… or not…

Tommy: Okay, see you there.

Freddie: Frisk, let’s go. What the? Frisk let’s go.

Tommy: What happened?

Freddie: We’re actually stuck together, I can’t go if you don’t move forward.

Tommy: Sorry.

Freddie: Well that’s all of the ruins.

Tommy: Welp, let’s go in.

Kristin: Welcome home Frisk, I’ve prepared some pie for you. It is butterscotch-cinnamon pie.

Tommy: I hope it’s better than chocolate.

Kristin: My child, I know it’s better than chocolate. I will give it to you later.

Tommy: Okay mum.

Kristin: Did… did you just call me… Mum?

Tommy: W-Well… yeah.

Kristin: Frisk… my child… would that make you happy?

Tommy: If-if you’re okay with it.

Kristin: Well then, you may call me whatever you like! Are you tired?

Tommy: A-a little mum.

Kristin: Come with me. I have something to show you.

Frisk and Toriel, with Chara behind, went to a room in Toriel’s house which is where Frisk will be sleeping.

Kristin: A room of your own, I hope you like it.

Mat caught Derrick and Paul backstage as Derrick left.

Paul: Hi.

Mat: Hi! What are you doing back here?

Paul: Oh, erm... well, it's a long story, actually-

Mat: Oh great! Great! Don't wanna hear it. Don't care. You guys think you can just come backstage whenever you want? You think nothing's gonna happen? Literally, you think no one would see you if you came back here? Do you know how many people are back here? You're lucky you even got as far as you did.

Paul: No, er... I saw him trying to sneak backstage, so I was coming back here trying to stop him.

Mat: No, no no, you were coming back here to support him.

Paul: No, I swear, I wouldn't lie.

Mat: Just like you wouldn't lie about my son, Oli, Kristin and Phil's horns.

Paul: Toby was your son?

Mat: Yes, adopted him, long story.

Paul: That was in the past, I've changed.

Mat: You're really gonna try to pull that one? Really? I'm not talking back here, I'm not talking back here. Hallway, Hallway now.

Paul: Okay fine.

Then, Wilbur came in as Napstablook with his ghost costume off so now he's just wearing a full-body leotard.

Wilbur: What are you-

Mat: Hey, shh.

Meanwhile, Karen heard Wilbur because his mic wasn't off.

Karen: How unprofessional, couldn't even be surprised.

Back backstage, Mat talked to Wilbur but he was whispering.

Mat: Your mic wasn't off.

Wilbur: Oh, sorry-

Mat: Okay, hallway.

Song: Home by Adriana Figueroa

Kristin: #Come my child #Stay with me #I'll protect you and your dreams #Rest my child #Neath the tree #Like it's branches reach for me #So let me keep you safe and warm here in my arms #Think of the life that we could live, the joy that it could give #Even if we're worlds apart, stay in my heart #Someday when you've a choice to make, I hope you'll think of me #Think of me #Think of me#

Toby: #Maybe we'll #Meet again #And you'll have made many friends #But if you #Find you've strayed #I'll forgive you anyway #So stay determined as you grow, love as you go #Think of the kindness that I've shared and cherish those who care #Even when we're worlds apart, stay in my heart #Someday you'll have a choice to make, I hope that you'll be good #Please be good #Please be good...#

Soon, Frisk woke up and saw a piece of Butterscotch-Cinnamon pie lying on the floor. He picked it up and sat on his bed while he started to eat. Then Chara started talking to him.

Freddie: So, why did you wake up, it is like 3:00 AM here.

Tommy: Chara, we can’t see the sun, we are in the Underground. Well, I won’t be here that long, I’m going to leave. I’m going back to the surface.