The Toys R Us Movie/Trailer transcripts

The following is a collection of trailer transcripts for the upcoming 2019 American animated musical comedy adventure family film, The Toys R Us Movie.

Cinematic Trailer
(Shows MPAA green screen)

(Shows Disney logo)

(Shows Warner Bros. Pictures logo)

(Shows Warner Animation Group logo)

(Shows Slimeworks Studios logo)

(Shows Toys R Us logo)

(The trailer cuts to black. It then fades to Geoffrey on the white background. Geoffrey is setting up the camera. He tests the camera to make sure it's focusing on him.)

Geoffrey: Is this thing on? Hello? I'm pretty sure it's recording. Hey, Michael, is it recording?

Michael (off-screen): I don't know, Geoffrey. The table is too big for me.

Geoffrey: You're a Lego minifigure. How can you not reach the table?

Michael (off-screen): It's not my fault I'm tiny.

Geoffrey: Just build yourself a couple of stairs.

Michael (off-screen): Oh! Why didn't I think of that before?

(Off-screen building blocks can be heard building while Geoffrey checks his watch. Footsteps can be heard off-screen.)

Michael: Yup, it's recording.

Geoffrey: Excellent!

(Geoffrey clears his throat and starts talking to the audience.)

Geoffrey: Hello! My name is Geoffrey the Giraffe, and I-

(Geoffrey gets interrupted by Pinkie Pie, who is flying around.)

Pinkie Pie: Hey, Geoffrey. What are you doing? What's with this white background? Are we having a party?

(Pinkie Pie,'s party cannon goes off and confetti falls everywhere)

Geoffrey: Pinkie Pie, will you please leave? I'm trying to record here.

(Pinkie Pie sees the camera and picks it up.)

Pinkie Pie: Ooh! What's this? I've never seen anything like this before. What does it do?

Geoffrey: Pinkie Pie, will you please put that down?

Mickey Mouse: We know that Toys R Us is still alive in Canada

Michael (off-screen): A better question is... how is she picking it up? She has hooves for crying out loud!

Geoffrey: Not helping, Michael.

(Pinkie Pie accidentally drops the camera and it breaks, along with the screen, while it's still filming. The camera later shows Geoffrey's legs.)

Pinkie Pie: Whoops!

Geoffrey: Oh, this is just great. Now look what you did, Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: Sorry.

Geoffrey: It's fine. We'll just have to re-shoot it.

Michael (off-screen): Hey, Geoffrey. Did you ever charge the camera?

Geoffrey: Of course I did. Why?

Michael (off-screen): Well, I think the screen on the camera says "Low Battery".

Geoffrey: You have got to be-

(The camera shuts off. A Sky Full of Stars by Coldplay plays.)

Text: From James Sharp, the director of Poptropica: The Movie

Geoffrey (voiceover): Welcome to Toys "R" Us, the world's greatest toy store ever.

(Geoffrey is walking down the girls' aisle and greets the Disney Princesses.)

Geoffrey: Hello, ladies!

(Two of the Disney Princesses faint.)

Text: Nolan Massey, the actor that brought you the Seventh Brother

(Geoffrey meets Morph, Chas, and other clay people at the clay aisle.)

Geoffrey: How are you doing, Morph?

(Morph waves hello to Geoffrey, and they give each other a high five.)

Text: and Warner Animation Group, the studio that brought you The Lego Movie

(Michael is standing beside Geoffrey.)

Michael: Alright. So, according to my calculations, the Leapfrog Area is going downhill.

Geoffrey: Downhill? Why?

Michael: It's so boring it makes Pong more interesting.

(Professor Quigley, Leap, Lily and Tad are watching two stuffed animals playing Pong.)

Professor Quigley: Hmm, interesting.

Tad: Yeah.

Lily: I find this admiring.

Tad: Hey, Lily, why are we still 4 years old?

Lily: I'm not sure.

Leap: Me neither, but I'm pretty sure that you two are my younger siblings.

Tad: Well, that explains it.

Geoffrey: Huh. I see.

(The Toys R Us theme song "C'mon Let's Play" plays.)

Text: James Corden

Text: Tom Holland

Text: Jim Carrey

Text: Kristen Bell

Text: Bill Murray

Text: Andrea Libman

Text: John Cena

Text: and Hugh Jackman

Rainbow Dash: Hey, guys! Do you want to believe that?

(Rainbow Dash shows Geoffrey and the other toys a picture of an old and abandoned Toys "R" Us store in Orlando, Florida.)

Mickey Mouse: I don't like bad things.

Minnie Mouse: Me neither.

(Cookie Monster raises his hand.)

Geoffrey: Yes?

Cookie Monster: Does Canada have free cookies? Because me love cookies.

Geoffrey: Why, yes. It does.

Cookie Monster: Oh, good. Because me can really eat some there.

Geoffrey: As soon as we get to Canada, you can have some.

(Shows the film's title)

Narrator: The Toys R Us Movie, a movie about the world's greatest toy store ever.

Geoffrey: Hey, wait a minute. Where's the Lego London Bridge? Lego Construction Worker, have you seen this bridge?

Lego Construction Worker: Well, uh... yes, yes I did.

Geoffrey: Then where is it?

Lego Construction Worker: Sorry, boss. It keeps falling down.

(A shot of the Lego London Bridge is shown falling apart. Geoffrey facepalms.)

Princess Luna: Something must happen. Maybe Smyths could buy us. Right?

Geoffrey: We're all going to keep the memories alive!

(Shows "Reopening Soon!" text, "See it in 3D" text, "#ToysRUsMovie" text, Warner Animation Group logo, Slimeworks Studios logo, Toys R Us logo, Disney logo, Warner Bros. Pictures logo, and copyright)

(Fades to black)

Trailer in DVD
(Shows MPAA green screen)

Geoffrey: Um, friends, lend me your ears... of corn. I am Geoffrey, and I am a little, special, and playful giraffe... with some pretty big and terrible news.

Toys: What is it?

Geoffrey: Due to bankruptcy last year in September, we will now close Toys "R" Us for good!

(The toys are shocked as they gasped.)

(The song (Virus Alert) plays)

(Shows Disney logo)

(Shows Warner Bros. Pictures logo)

(Shows Warner Animation Group logo)

(Shows Slimeworks Studios logo)

(Shows Toys R Us logo)

Geoffrey: Good morning, everyone.

Toys: Good morning! Geoffrey: It's toy-selling time. (Shows the Text that said: "From the makers of Frozen & Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie".)

Geoffrey: We can sell Toys "R" Us to some large multinational retail corporations such as Walmart, or Costco, or Amazon.

Cozmo: We can't do that!

(Shows the starring cast) The Cat in the Hat: I just can’t remember! Geoffrey: I know all of you are scared... but we have to move on...

(Shows the text that said: "In honor of the liquidation sale at Toys R Us")

Geoffrey: Look, I have a plan.

Emily: Please tell us your plan! We are waiting to be sold to kids. Geoffrey: Toys "R" Us is still alive in Canada, and we are to travel there. Speaking of Canada, we'll go there tomorrow first in the morning. (Shows the film's title.)

Emily: We already worked with Amazon. And they took more than their required amount of money.

Princess Luna: Then we must create a separate company!

(Shows the text that said: "Popping out of the Toy Shelf in August 16, 2019!")

(Fades to black)

Sneak Peak 1
(Michael jumps onto Geoffrey's shoulder.)

Michael: Morning, sir.

Geoffrey: Ah! Michael, my great Lego minifigure assistant. Give me the details of our current toyline.

Michael: Okay, so, the Marvel aisle and the DC Comics aisle are going crazy.

Geoffrey: Are they really fighting again??

Michael: Yep. By the way, why do they keep fighting?

Geoffrey: I don't know, Michael. I think it's kind of personal.

(The scene cuts to Batman and Iron Man fighting each other.)

Batman: I'm a better superhero! You suck!

Iron Man: No, I am!

Batman: No, I am!

Iron Man: No, I am!

(The scene cuts back to Geoffrey and Michael.)

Michael: Yep. It's pretty crazy.

Geoffrey: Right. Well, there's only one way to fix this problem. (snaps his fingers) Thanos!

(Thanos appears in a cloud of purple smoke.)

Thanos: Yes, sir?

Geoffrey: Fix those two.

Thanos: Don't worry. I shall deal with them in a snap.

(Thanos snaps his fingers and he disappears in a cloud of purple smoke.)

Sneak Peak 2
(Geoffrey turns on the camera and the television screens.)

Geoffrey: Um, friends. Okay, let me see. Dora, Boots, Benny, Isa, Tico, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Sandy Cheeks, Mrs. Puff, Pearl, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Goofy, Clarabelle Cow, Horace Horsecollar, Pluto the Dog, Toodles, José Carioca, Panchito Pistoles, Max Goof, Huey, Dewey, Louie, April, May, June, Scrooge McDuck, Pete, Humphrey the Bear, Aracuan Bird, Barney the Dinosaur, Baby Bop, BJ, Riff, Cozmo, Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Toad, Bowser, Waluigi, Wario, Yoshi, Captain Underpants, George, Harold, The Cat in the Hat, every toy, lend me your ears... of corn. I am Geoffrey, and I am a giraffe. A little, special, and playful giraffe... with some pretty big and terrible news.

Toys: What is it?

Geoffrey: Everything that the owners of the toy retail company say about keeping it alive for many years to come is a lie! Due to bankruptcy last year in September, we will now close Toys "R" Us for good! In fact, we must close down this store! Do you know why? Well, I'll tell you why. The entire Toys "R" Us store nowadays is all but a memory in our childhood, that's why!

(The toys are shocked as they gasped.)

Thomas the Tank Engine: WHAT!?!

Goofy: Gawrsh!

Scrooge McDuck: That's crazy talk!

Gordon: You fool!

The Cat in the Hat: This is not fair!

Geoffrey: I know you don't wanna believe it, but I have some proof! I'll show it to you!

(Geoffrey shows the toys the closure notice.)

Geoffrey: It even says in fine print that Toys "R" Us will permanently be closed due to financial issues.

Toys: PERMANENTLY?!?

Mickey Mouse: We can't close Toys "R" Us permanently! Look at all these toys!

The Cat in the Hat: I just can’t remember! I really just can’t! I just want it to open again!

Geoffrey: I know all of you are scared... but we have to move on... someday we'll be soldiering on like men and women... thinking of a legacy worth fighting for.

Movie Clip
Geoffrey: I've been afraid that this day would come. But the only backup plan that I've got is right here!

(Geoffrey shows the toys a picture of Canada.)

Toys: CANADA?!

Geoffrey: Yep. Toys "R" Us is still alive in Canada, thanks to their new owner, Fairfax Financial Holdings Ltd., who bought 82 of the Canadian Toys "R" Us stores for $300 million Canadian dollars, or $232,009,500 American dollars. The stores that are still up and running are in Canada, and we are to travel there. So, who's with me?

(The toys turn away as they talk to each other about going to Canada with Geoffrey the Giraffe. The toys made their decisions and they turn back to Geoffrey. The toys nodded to Geoffrey as they agreed to go to Canada with him. Geoffrey turns to his wife, his son, and his daughter, who all winked at him. He then turns back to the toys.)

Geoffrey: Okay, then. We'll leave tomorrow first thing in the morning. Any questions?

Miami International Airport transport video
(Cookie Monster raises his hand.)

Geoffrey: Yes?

Cookie Monster: Does Canada have free cookies? Because me love cookies.

Geoffrey: Why, yes. It does.

Cookie Monster: Oh, good. Because me can really eat some there.

Geoffrey: As soon as we get to Canada, you can have some. Speaking of Canada, we'll go there tomorrow first in the morning. Except, well, everyone who is taking a plane to Canada will go there. Speaking of which, they're in Miami International Airport preparing to fly to far away places.

Cookie Monster: Oh, how so! Me loves airports! (Brings a picture of the airport then eats it.) OM YOM YOM YOM YOM YOM YOM!

Female Narrator: You're all ready to take a flight at Miami International Airport to [insert city, state, or country here]. Have fun!

Geoffrey: Oh, and don't forget to see our safety video because we are mascots of this airport, especially Miami Air International! I am good at this! Replay! (Pushes button to play the sneak peaks again.)

Miami Air International safety video
Female Narrator: Welcome to Miami Air International; A place where flights, airports, and planes take place.

Geoffrey: And I will announce the safety rules for your flight! Make sure you're inside the airplane so that you're ready to fly! (Camera fades to the inside of the plane and the seats where everytoy is sitting on.) Fast in your seat belts when you're seated.

Mickey Mouse: I can see the clouds everywhere!

Minnie Mouse: Me too!

Geoffrey: The screens are available at the back of the screens so you can watch videos and movies!

Geoffrey (on-screen): What exactly is your plan?

Luna: My plan? Oh, tell me about it!

Geoffrey: Put your iPhone or iPad to flight mode so your toys can use them to see the lists of the other toys. In case of the lost toy selling problem, oxygen masks will pop out of the Toy Shelf. Pull the like-rope thingy towards you to start the oxygen flow. Make sure your mask is safe and sound like other toys is.

Barney: Baby Bop, put on the oxygen mask, please!

Baby Bop: OK, Barney! (Puts on oxygen mask.)

Geoffrey: Remember, emergency exits are located in each sides of the cabin at the front, center, and rear. The exit signs helps you locate them. Locate the nearest sign, which the toys comes back to the store. Leave the aircraft following the exit signs and the toy areas that are still in the store. As you exit, please leave all of your things, gadgets, gizmos, and of course, toys to your seats. Only take the iPhone or iPad.

Dora: It's time to leave the plane. Put all your things away except for your mobile device.

Boots: OK!

Geoffrey: Wanna have some fun? Well, slides are fun for you! It fits at the plane so you can ride the slide for toy selling fun!

Pinkie Pie: After you! (Pushes Rainbow Dash to slide down to the ground followed by Pinkie Pie and the other toys)

Toys: WEEEEEEEEEE!

Geoffrey: Your life vest is located in the toy (or vest) shelf of your seat. place it over your head and pull the straps tight. Inflate as you leave the plane by pulling the read toggles and blowing into the tubes. The light will come on when you contact with water. The toys includes life vests sometimes. Please put it in your baby and inflate it! Just thinking about my friends.

Toodles: Cozmo is wearing life shades!

Cozmo: Damm right I am!

Geoffrey: For take off and landing, post your trade table, open your window blind, and make sure your seat back is fully up straight.

The Cat in the Hat: Come on now! Just put it up straight! Don't you see all the choices I hate?

Goerge Beard: Whatever. (Puts up his seat back up straight.)

Geoffrey: Thanks for your attention! For more details, please see them with "Geoffrey's safety card" that it is in your seat pockets. Hey, that's my name! Anyways, enjoy your flight!

(Shows The Toys R Us Movie Logo.)

(Shows Miami Air International Logo.)

(Flight starts)