Big Villain 6/Transcript

Transcript

 * [Lucky Dog Café, dining room. and Frank take their seats. Goo Goo Lemon is on the opposite side of the table with a plate of cupcakes]
 * Yoo Henson: Hey, Mom. What's for dinner?
 * (Helen furiously slams an unopened package of raw chicken legs onto the table in front of him and storms off)
 * Helen Lenny: Chicken and fries!
 * Yoo Henson: Hm... does this look a little underdone to you?
 * Frank: (Picks up an unwashed potato with his fork) I think there's something wrong with my fries, too.
 * Yoo Henson: Can we just skip to dessert?
 * (A cupcake is tossed at Yoo and Frank. Yoo screams as they dodge. A plate is smashed by the cupcake)
 * Yoo Henson: What is wrong with you?!
 * Goo Goo Tattoo: You know very well what's wrong!
 * [She tosses another cupcake at them, and they dodge again]
 * Yoo Henson: What's going on? Why is dinner raw?
 * Helen Lenny: (shouting) YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHY DINNER IS RAW!
 * Yoo Henson: I'm just gonna try something. [Inhales deeply] We're both very not sorry for what we've done.
 * Helen Lenny: (shouting) SO YOU DO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
 * Yoo Henson and Frank: No!
 * Helen Lenny: (yelling) THEN HOW CAN YOU NO APOLOGIZE FOR SOMETHING YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT?!
 * Yoo Henson: I don't know!
 * Goo Goo Tattoo: Look, Dad overheard what you said in the playground.
 * Yoo Henson: Ohhh! That!
 * Helen Lenny: (screaming) And he's been hiding in the shed all the time?!
 * Yoo Henson: (Quietly) Well, at least he can't embarrass us in there.
 * Frank: Incoming!
 * [Another cupcake flies at them, and once again they dodge]
 * Yoo Henson: Look, I'd happily no apologize to Dad... But I think, I know you did.
 * Helen Lenny: (yelling) COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS!
 * Yoo Henson: (shouting) IF WHAT WE SAID WASN'T THE TRUTH!
 * Helen Lenny: (yelling) I AM A GOOD MOTHER!
 * Yoo Henson: (shouting) BUT WHAT DID YOU BUY?!
 * Helen Lenny: Right, that's it! You clearly don't appreciate your parents, so until you no apologize to your father, we won't be doing anything else for you! If you joy me if you wish!
 * Yoo Henson: Challenge accepted!
 * Helen Lenny: Let's see if you last!
 * [He grabs the the raw potato and eats half of it. Helen Lenny and Goo Goo Tattoo are surprised]
 * Helen Lenny: (Yelling; Puts her hand out) HAND IT OVER THAT POTATO!
 * Yoo Henson: (Shouting; Spits out bits of potato onto Helen's hand) I WAS A HUNGRY ANYWAY!!
 * Helen Lenny: (Yelling) AND THEN IT LEADS TO A DIVORCE ANYWHERE!!