Banned Double Dare (Full Episode)

'''This is my own version of the banned 2018 double dare episode.. And Note: This isn't real. This is just for educational purposes.'''

Transcript
'''This Episode was mean't to hate double dare, This was only for fun. Sorry if we effected you fellow DD fans. '''
 * Host: Jump onto the obstacles and you'll win 1 million dollars!
 * Kid: Alright! Let's do this *thinks* I will get my dollars and everyone is going to be so jealous of me. And I'm getting gold diggers! Let's do this! *jumps*
 * Host: And it looks like.. The Squid Team won! Congratulations you've won 1 million dollars! 
 * Kid: Yes! F**king Yes! You motherf**king haters are jealous! I'm buying a tesla, No I mean a bugtati! Thank you f**king Nickelodeon Thank You!
 * Audience: *gasps*
 * [Meanwhile At The Cartoon Network Stuidos]
 * Kid on TV: Yes! F**king Yes!. You moth--
 * Cartoon Network President: Wow.. Just Wow.. I imagine Nickelodeon being sued for this.
 * [Meanwhile, At The Disney Channel House.]
 * Kid on TV: Yes! F**king Yes!. You moth--
 * Disney Executive: Uhh.. Are we worried that every kids channel is going to be sued for this?
 * Disney Executive #2: Nah, It's Nick. They can handle this. i mean they are the first network for kids.
 * FBI: Who is in charge here?
 * Nickelodeon People: Uh Us..?
 * FBI: Ban this episode, And never broadcast this episode again, Congratulations you're own "double dare" show is officially on a hiatus until September of 2018. That means you kid, your not getting a milion dollars. 
 * Kid: No! No! No..!
 * The End

Fun Fact: This actually happened in a episode of double dare (2018 reboot) but i don't think Nick has found out. (The part where the kid swears.)