Agents of W.A.D.E./First Day

This is the first issue of Agents of W.A.D.E.

Transcript
The issue starts at the bus stop in a Queens suburb as MJ is almost missing the bus to Midtown High. She rushes into the bus and quickly jumps in it. She sighs as she sits next to Kitty and Cassie. Flashback starts with both Sinthea and Felicia bullying her. She throws a football at her as it hits her. It then cuts to her locker as Sinthea places a rat on it. She leaves laughing as MJ then comes and opens it. She ends up screaming. Sintheat then sneaks behind her and throws her into the locker and closes it as flashback ends. Suddenly, a trapdoor comes out of the bus and the three girls fall on it. It stops at a rather strange room. He turns the chair to them while petting a cat. They nod. She reveals archive footing of them over the screen. He shows Mary Jane next to Peter as Spider-Man upside down. The other two look at it. She takes his mask off. She kisses him as the other two are shocked. They do so. They glare at her.
 * MJ: No!
 * MJ: (panting) Whew! Just in time.
 * Kitty: There you are, girl. What happened?
 * MJ: Almost missed the bus. This whole week was a disaster! A huge one! And it ain't Friday yet.
 * Felicia: Little Brain Watson, catch!
 * MJ: Ow!
 * MJ: (panicked) A rat came into my locker!
 * Cassie: Dang...
 * Kitty: Geez, why always you?
 * Cassie: Ain't that obvious? Even if she's pretty, she's also a bookworm, also known as a nerd. And nerds are hated.
 * MJ: I qualify myself more like a cross between a nerd and a geek. But that explains why I am usually bullied.
 * Kitty: Can't argue with that. So, what do we have today?
 * Cassie: For lunch?
 * Kitty: Yeah.
 * Cassie: I think it was spaghetti and meatballs.
 * Kitty: Oh, yummy! I love spaghetti and meatballs.
 * MJ: So do I.
 * Cassie: I guess.
 * MJ: (scared) What the heck is going on?
 * Kitty: No clue!
 * Cassie: I wonder where this is going to stop...
 * MJ: What is this place?
 * Wade: (VO) The Afterlife.
 * Kitty: Wait, are we dead? That means you're God?
 * Wade: (VO) Kidding!
 * MJ: That mask of yours... are you Spider-Man?
 * Wade: (laughs) I wish... but it's just me, Deadpool.
 * Kitty: Hey, I know you! Wolverine told me you were a lousy Canadian!
 * Wade: Wolverine, eh? Look who's talking! He's Canadian as well! Pretty lousy too. The only thing he likes more than fighting is a can of beer, some Canadian bacon and hockey on TV. Does that sound like a good mentor?
 * Cassie: (laughs) Burnt! Oooh!
 * Kitty: Aw crud!
 * MJ: Hold on, let me see if i got it. You're a vigilante, right?
 * Wade: Technically. Like how Nickelback is technically a band.
 * Cassie: Or like how Seth Rogen is technically an actor?
 * Wade: I guess. But anyway, let me explain the reason you're here.
 * Kitty: Finally. Is this a timeshare presentation?
 * Wade: No... Lemme explain. You guys know spies?
 * MJ: So? Is there any reason to ask about it?
 * Wade: I run a spy group. And you girls fit all of the criteria...
 * Cassie: How so?
 * MJ: I honestly forgot that I was on the cheerleading team.
 * Wade: And you still make a fuss over your nerd status? Look at you, you're cute, nice and kind and kinda athletic too. Also...
 * MJ: True.
 * Peter: (archive footage) Wow, I can't believe this. You sure you want to go on with this?
 * MJ: (archive footage, giggles) Face it, tiger, you've just hit the jackpot.
 * Peter: (archive footage) Wait, you know my true identity?
 * MJ: (archive footage) That voice and physique of yours don't fool me, Peter.
 * Kitty: Lucky.
 * Cassie: Yeah!
 * Wade: Ahem! Focus?!
 * Wade: Good. We have a major problem going on. Heard of Hydra?
 * Kitty: A bit of.
 * Cassie: (jokingly) Hail Hydra.
 * Cassie: Kidding!
 * Wade: Better be. Speaking of it, my girlfriend Vanessa got some shocking information about it.
 * Kitty: Wait, you went back to her? I thought you were happy being with Death.
 * Wade: I'm not immortal, you dingus. And I would rather love someone who could die around the same time as I do.
 * MJ: Aww, that's so heartwarming...