Cool Rap Wars/Joel vs. Lee


 * Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! Joel vs Lee Fight!

Lee: So I see here come round two since Ellie bonded with Clementine, But lets see who really comes out of this mess alive. I became a proud savior and played a big part in season one. You killed the fireflies ouch thats a shocker yet fun, You tried to leave Ellie for some complete stranger when really all along you were the one who was in danger. I may have Convicted for the murder senator who slept with my wife, but you also killed Marlene are you out of your mind. I know your life's tragic and been times you went to far but lets admit it. my telltale game is better than your Ashley Johnson arc.

Joel: Don't you mention Ellie you Bitch! Because when I am done with you, you will need more than a stitch. You were a convict before the apocalypse not surprised. And forced your companion to make you die. I am a survivor and I don't make much friends. You trusted too much and that spelled your end. You're the black guy and you died first. And out of all the Walking Dead protagonists, you're the worst. So do you need a Walker to bite you again? Because I won and this fight barely began.

Lee: Now don't think I'll go soft just like your partner Ellie. You are literally Brad Pitt if he bombed in World War Z. I became more respectful and smarter than you. Don't forget not to mention you were killed in Last of Us 2. I at least stood up for Duck from a man who thought he was bitten. There's been some tortured things you done yet how were you still living? I became good allies with Kenny and became a great leader. You have Pedro Pascal and Troy Baker at your butt, Where the hell's my spin off film feature? I've known to be the best and that part i can't deny. Although you however your good just You'll never be like Rick Grimes.