UnAnything: The MOVIE 2: The Empire Did Some Weird Crap Again

UnAnything: The MOVIE 2: The Empire Did Some Weird Crap Again is the sequel to the hit movie UnAnything: The MOVIE that released in February 5th 5011 featuring Captain 0 and the Legion of Captains. It's about Captain 0 and the Legion of Captains bravely fending off the Satanist Empire, who plan to invade UnAmerica and make it part of the Satanist Empire under the rule of Acerola, the evil ruthless animal witch. It is essentially a prequel to the original movie, taking place in an alternate reality set 9 years before the original movie, Also Features Peach colliding with Daisy

Plot

The movie starts with a notice saying this is based off a real event (The Satanist Empire invasion of UnAmerica) and shall not be taken as fiction. The movie then pans to a big-ass logo with loud music (for some freakin' reason) and the movie starts.

The movie pans to Captain 0, hanging out in the southern part of UnAmerica drinking martinis with Captain 1,000 and the other Captains from the Legion of Captains. Suddenly, Captain 0 hears loud machines running and investigates. It's none other than the Satanist Empire! Captain 0 evacuates everyone to the Legion of Captains headquarters, where they find intel from the management team.

It turns out none other than the evil ruthless Acerola has started a siege of Southern UnAmerica She plans to turn it into an endless wasteland full of toxic lava and to expand the Satanist Empire's legacy. Suddenly, the Legion of Captains headquarters is then suddenly exploded, and they need to find out a plan QUICKLY.

And so a plan was devised: Build a resistance army that will buy bombs and make a shield for Southern UnAmerica strong enough to buy time for mercenaries to sell bombs to the army. Then, explode all the machines and save Southern UnAmerica. And so the army started fighting the machines, building and buying bombs, programming shields detonating bombs.

But then the wonderful Captain 10 devised a brilliant idea: build a giant, GIANT nuke blessed with both God AND Bob Saget's power that will entirely destroy all the machines, and to build a giant shield so that UnAmerica is VIRTUALLY UNHARMED! People stopped building bombs and started shifting work and started work on the gigantic nuke.

All seemed well, until a Satanist Empire nuke was dropped, destroying all of UnAmerica entirely. Everyone but the Legion of Captains are severely harmed; some even being dead. They were defeated.

But as Acerola mocked them for being so foolish as to detest the power of the Satanists and turning all of them into animals repeatedly, Billy Mays descended down to advertise his new product: The Sword of "Huh???" which could confuse someone and can kill them. Captain 0 took the sword and punched Billy Mays, and struck the sword so hard the machines caused a ENORMOUS explosion killing every Satanist caught in its grip. The explosion was so powerful that UnAmerica was almost destroyed, and the Captains and everyone else were barely standing on a small island.

But Acerola was not defeated, and as she cursed Captain 0 many times, citing revenge and Satanic curses, one of the UnAnything Team members in the real world had ENOUGH and pressed the "Delete" button on Acerola. As Acerola realized her article was deleted, she screamed for vengeance and revenge, before finally being reduced to skeletons and ashes.

And since Acerola was erased from the timeline, the alternate reality we knew shifted into our current reality, where UnAmerica was remade and everyone lived happily ever after.

If you managed to stick around after the credits, you can see a mysterious pilot gunning down people. Who is he? None other than Evil Captain 0, former battalion pilot and current emperor of the Satanist Empire, immediately confirming that this movie was a prequel.