Ghost Wanted (Werdos the Series Episode)

Ghost Wanted is the Halloween episode of the ANC preschool series: Werdos the Series, produced and aired as the twelfth episode of its first season.

Transcript
It is a beautiful day in Werdo Isle, a place where everything is alive and it is time to get weird. Tonight is Halloween, and by the sidewalk, Parlsona is a witch, Maggpi is a candy cane, Stoowarb is in the 1920's, and Tawkerr dressed is a mummy. All is good and well. And then they see a chainsaw.

Stoowarb: "Aw, for Pete's sake, seriously? A chainsaw?"

He facepalms at the idea, it's the first time he ever saw a chain and a saw together.

Parlsona: "Yes, seriously, I'm gonna touch it."

Parlsona tries to touch it, but she manages to swat the chainsaw so far away that she heard a cat scream.

Parlsona: Oops, sorry!

Tawkerr flirts with a woman, Mary Jane Watson from Spider-Man, and she thinks it's weird.

Tawkerr: "Excuse me, miss. How would you like to go on a date with me?" Mary Jane: "What? No, I have a husband!"

Mary Jane laughs at Tawkerr and walks off, much to his dismay. Then...

Maggpi: "Stoowarb, you silly, silly monster. You grey boy, you fiend, I hope you never get a woman, just like Tawkerr won't!"

Stoowarb: Shut the **** up.

Parlsona: (shocked) "STOOWARB!"

Tawkerr: "And I thought it was a Preschool cartoon...

Tawkerr: "No messing around, we have to find out who put that chainsaw in the middle of nowhere."

Stoowarb: "Hey! What about ******* me?!"

Tawkerr: "You're coming with us, too."

Parlsona: "Let's go find out where that chainsaw comes from!"

Tawkerr, Stoowarb, and Parlsona walk away, but Maggpi is concerned.

Maggpi: "But what if it belongs to a creep?"

(next scene)

Summer Penguin, dressed as a cat, appears next to Parlsona, Stoowarb and Tawkerr.

Summer: "Hey guys! What did I miss?"

Maggpi: Oh hey, Maggpi! What's up?

Tawkerr: You having a good time, aren't ya?

Summer: Yeah!

Stoowarb: "By the way, Maggpi, how long does I have to wear the grayscale?"

Maggpi: As long as I say so.

Bloo, dressed as Stoowarb and Fontaine, dressed as Parlsona walk past them.

Tawkerr: "Whoa, even Bloo and Fontaine are dressed up."

Parlsona: "WOW, that’s crazy. Anyways, Summer, we’re looking for a guy who owns a chainsaw, do you know any guy who owns a chainsaw?"

Summer: "I’m not supposed to touch chainsaws, they’re weapons."

Tawkerr: "No, not the chainsaw, the guy who had a chainsaw!"

Summer: "Well, there’s a lot of kids that are dressed up as Chainsaw Charles this year."

Like Summer said, there were a lot of kids that were dressed up as Chainsaw Charles.

Tawkerr: "We’re in trouble."

Parlsona: "Lights, Camera, Action!"

Stoowarb: "I can't let that chainsaw ruin Halloween! Go!"

Summer: "I'm right behind you! Dance!"

The Weirdos and Summer look all around for the chainsaw, asking little kids if they have a chainsaw. If they did, they would look for another kid dressed as Chainsaw Charles. Eventually, they find a kid dressed up as Chainsaw Charles who didn’t have a chainsaw in hand.

Summer: (growls) "Sooner or later, you'll regret this."

Drumpler and Rare Mammott, dressed as bandits, come to Summer Penguin.

Drumpler: "Hey, Summer, what's wrong? It's Halloween."

Rare Mammott: "Yeah, why are you feeling blue?"

Summer: "Because that candy cane beat me at a pumpkin carving contest and made me wear these stupid cat ears over my head while I'm dressed as a cat. At least no one I know is here to see me like this."

Kermit: "Hi, Summer! What are you doing?"

Kermit, who was a skeleton pirate and Rin Hoshizora, who was a cat, were there to say hello to Summer.

Summer: "I spoke too soon..."

Rin: "Why the sad face?"

Summer: "I don't wanna talk to you!"

Drumpler: "Yeah!"

Kermit: "Oh."

Stoowarb and Rare Mammott land on Summer.

Stoowarb: "Sorry, Summer."

Parlsona: "You know, Rin should be the one who’s a cat, not Summer. She should get double cat ears!"

Rin: "Really?"

Parlsona places the cat ears Summer was wearing onto Rin.

Rin: "Nya nya nya!"

Summer: "Yeah, I'll never get away with this!"

Summer runs. Tawkerr sees a bedsheet. He asks Drumpler,

Tawkerr: "Is that your bedsheet?"

Drumpler: "No, it isn’t mine."

A chainsaw runs over to the gang and gets the bedsheet.

Chainsaw: "It’s mine, sorry!"

He puts the bedspread on him and runs away.

Stoowarb: "That’s our guy!"

Maggpi: "Get him!"

The Weirdos try to get the chainsaw, but Drumpler, Rare Mammott, Kermit, and Rin just stare at each other.

The song He's our guy! plays.

Rin: Well, at least Ōzora Akari-chan didn't see this~nya!

Akari: "Did someone say my name?"

Akari Ōzora, dressed as a vampire, rises from the ashes and laughs evilly.

Rin: (screams and hides behind Drumpler)

Miss Piggy, wearing a hockey mask and holding a fake machete, sees Akari in a bedsheet. Nope, she isn't a vampire she's a bedsheet I don't make up the rules.

Miss Piggy: "You know that is just a white bedsheet, right?"

Kermit: "Because that person wanted to wear this stupid bedsheet over their head."

Rin: "But the person in the bedsheet was a chainsaw! Look at the shape of it!"

Akari: "That looks like a bunch of monsters chasing a little kid."

Rin: "But it’s a chainsaw!"

Akari: "Look, now we live in a world where mankind and chainsaws life equally, get used to it."

Miss Piggy: "A chainsaw? There can’t be chainsaws here!"

Maggpi: "STOP!"

Chainsaw: "BOO!"

Maggpi: (screams) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" (runs away) Stoowarb: "It's alive!

Stoowarb calls the police.

Police: "911, what’s your emergency?"

Stoowarb: "Cops! Help! There’s a chainsaw on the loose!"

Police: "We’re on our way."

Summer: (sarcastic) "Oh, I'm so frightened of an old hag!"

Chainsaw: "BOO!"

Summer: (screams) "GHOST?!" (sneezes) "Oh, come on!" (sneezes) "Curse my chainsaw allergies!" (sneezes again)

The police come in. It’s two of the police officers from Spongebob. They see everyone being terrified over the bedsheet.

Police #1: "So, it’s a ghost you’re worried about?"

Everyone nods. Police #2 takes off the disguise, revealing the chainsaw.

Police #2: "No need to worry, it’s just Manic Manny."

Chainsaw: "I will destroy you!"

Police #2: "No you don’t."

Police #2 slaps the chainsaw, literally beating the devil out of it.

Parlsona: "Good job, Stoowarb! You saved the day!

Stoowarb: "Thanks, Parlsona! Anything to make sure we have a happy Halloween!"

The Werdos and their friends have fun at the Halloween Festival.

Drumpler: "This is so fun!"

Rin: "Yeah, I know!"

Rare Mammott: "No more spooky stories, no more mysteries!"

Akari: "We can't guarantee that."

Maggpi: "Be we can guarantee..."

All: "A HAPPY HALLOWEEN!"

A pumpkin laughs in the distance.