Nintendo Prio

They say in a hidden Nintendo workshop, a band of bold boffins were tinkering with a most peculiar project. Their creation would combine arcade action, home entertainment, and features never before conceived! With a sleek gray exterior and vivid color screen, the Prio had aesthetics ahead of its time.

But the true marvels lay within. With a twist of its "Randometer" dial, the Prio could generate completely randomized games on the fly. One spin might bring a space shooter, the next a sports sim - all with unique rules and surprises. For communication, it had a clamshell phone that could call lands both real and imagined.

Most incredible of all, the Prio's "TimeSkip" button allowed brief journeys between decades. One moment players managed an 80s kingdom, the next a Roman republic or future metropolis. Of course, some unforeseen glitches arose...

Alas, before this phenomenon could reach stores, the great Video Game Crash of '83 struck. The brave boffins' masterpiece was lost to the sands of time. Or was it? I've heard whispers the Prio still lies dormant, awaiting a future when worlds are ready for its warp between eras...