Super Mario Party Outtakes (Blooper reel)

Feel free to help me with these outtakes from Super Mario Party. If you have any outtake ideas, make them hilarious, appropriate and based on Super Mario Party.

Transcript
Mario:(To the player/s) "Hi there! I've got an entire reel of scenes that didn't make it into the game! That's EXACTLY why you wanna see them! Check it out!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Speed.....Marker....and Action!"

[Mario runs up and sees the WarioWare cast instead]

Director:"Cut! Cut! Who put that cast on the set?"

9-Volt:"Guys, I think we're in the wrong game!"

Young Cricket:"I'm afraid we are, 9-Volt!"

Director:"Security!"

* Beeps*

Director:"And....Action!"

Mario:(Offscreen) "Making Super Mario Party is a lot of hard work and things don't always go as planned! For example, this!"

Broozer:*Breaks Pom Pom's shell*

Pom Pom:"Oh!" *Giggles nervously* "That's embarrassing!"

Director:"Can we fix that?"

* Beeps*

Mario:(Offscreen) "Okay! This next scene was shot RIGHT after lunch!"

Spike:*Burps out a spike ball and throws it*

Bowser Jr:"Eww!"

Pom Pom and Toad:"Ugh!"

Everyone else:*Laughs*

Spike:"Sorry, dudes! That just slipped out!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Speed.....Marker...."

Blu:"Ready Everyone?"

Wario:*Farts*

Everyone (except Wario):*Laughs*

Jewel:"What the heck, Wario? That’s gross!"

* Beeps*

Blu:"Ready Everyone?"

Wario gets slimed by Nickelodeon.

Wario:"Not again!"

Everyone else:*Laughs*

* Beeps*

Announcer:"WARNING! This is a meme, not an outtake!"

Mario:"Seriously, this isn’t a meme!"

Bowser Jr:*running onscreen laughing* "I couldn’t resist a prank!" *Laughs*

Blu and Mario:"BOWSER JR., YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

Bowser Jr:"Uh oh!"

* Beeps*

Mario throws the dice and plays Owl City’s Gold.

Pom Pom:"Cut! Mario, why the heck did you turn on Owl City anyways?"

* Beeps*

Director:"Rolling...Action!"

Bowser Jr:"So Papa said 'This is the end of the trail' and then I said 'Yeah! Too bad I finished eating the trail mix!'"

Mario, Luigi and Peach:*Laughs*

Director:"Cut! That was perfect, Bowser Jr!"

Bowser Jr:"Are you sure? I think I can improve on it! Let's do it again!"

* Beeps*

Monty Mole:*Walks to the stove and notices that his paw pads are cold* "Brr! I think I've got cold paw pads!"

Director:"Cut! Somebody get Monty Mole's slippers!"

* Beeps*

Pom Pom:*Walks to the stove and notices that her paw pads are cold* "Ohh! My paw pads are chilly!"

Director:"Cut! Wardrobe, Pom Pom needs her slippers!"

* Beeps*

Goomba:*Walks to the stove and notices that his soles are cold* "Oh crap! I think I've got a case of the chilly soles!"

Director:"Cut! Can someone go get Goomba's slippers please?"

* Beeps*

Director:"Action!"

Mario (offscreen):"Okay, this is Peppermint Winter set for the Super Mario Party. I’m serious! Literally!"

Wario:"Crap! It’s too cold for Peppermint Winter, I was warm during the time of the year!"

Waluigi:"Yeah, but I hate Peppermint Winter!"

Wario plays Owl City‘s Peppermint Winter

Tiny:"I’m not that cold for that!"

Blu:"Cut! Tiny, this is Peppermint Winter set!"

* Beeps*

Waluigi:"Everybody dance now!" *Dances*

Peach, Mario and Daisy:*Laughs*

Toadette:*Chuckles*

* Beeps*

Hammer Bro:"Who let the dogs out?! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Who let the dogs out?!"

Koopa Troopa, Mario and Bowser Jr:*Laughs*

Toadette:*Giggles*

* Beeps*

Luigi:"Gangsta style!" *Dances*

Yoshi, Koopa Troopa, Hammer Bro and Toadette:*Laughs*

Director:"Okay, Cut!"

* Beeps*

Mario:"I’d like to make myself believe, that planet earth turns, slowly!"

Pom Pom, Bowser and Peach:*Laughs*

Jewel:"What? Owl City? Come on!"

* Beeps*

Goomba:"It's too early for this! I'll be catching some Zs in my trailer if you need me!"

Director:"One more time for Goomba!"

* Beeps*

Goomba:"It's too early for this! I'm going back to bed!"

Director:"Alright! We're losing our light! Let's go again!"

* Beeps*

Goomba:"It's too early for this! I'm going back to sleep!" *Goes to sleep*

Director:"Cut! Somebody wake up Goomba!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Take 1!"

Shy Guy:"I'm...Shy Guy...The challenge here...is to defeat me...in a battle..."

* Beeps*

Director:"Take 2!"

Shy Guy:"I'm...Shy Guy.....The challenge here...is to defeat me..." *Chuckles*

* Beeps*

Director:"Take 3!"

Shy Guy:"I'm...Shy Guy....The challenge here...is to defeat me..." *Laughs* "I'm not gonna get it!"

Director:"Cut!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Action!"

Goomba:*Accidentally slips candy jar into his mouth and chokes*

Director:"Cut! Goomba accidentally slipped his candy jar into his mouth!"

Mario pounds Goomba's back until Goomba coughs the candy jar out of his mouth.

Goomba:"My candy jar just slipped into my mouth! Sorry about that!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Take 3...Action!"

Shy Guy, Daisy, Goomba and Monty Mole:*Run onscreen and do their battle ready poses*

Daisy's left arm bones crack

Daisy:*Widens her eyes and holds her arm* "Ugh! I think I pulled something!"

Toadette:*Chuckles*

Shy Guy, Daisy, Goomba and Monty Mole:*Laughs*

* Beeps*

Director:"Take 13....and Action!"

Rosalina:"No battles are more intense than those we fight within ourselves! But today, your battle is with me!"

Mario:*Laughs* "Sorry!"

* Beeps*

Rosalina:"No battles are more intense than those we fight within ourselves! But today, your battle is with me!"

Mario:*Laughs*

Rosalina:"Ugh!" *Face palms*

Mario:"I'm sorry! No, no, no! Just do it again! I'm fine!"

* Beeps*

Rosalina:"No battles are more intense than those we fight within ourselves! But today, your battle is with me!"

Mario:*Laughs*

Rosalina:*Sighs* "This is the 15th take! I cannot work like this! I will be in my trailer!" *Goes to her trailer*

Mario:"I need a break!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Take 9....Action!"

Toad:"Hammer Bro and Pom Pom, roll the dice and whoever rolls the highest number gets the first panel!"

Hammer Bro rolls a 6 and Pom Pom roll a 3.

Toad:"Hammer Bro gets the first panel!"

Pom Pom:"What?! My contract says if I win a tiebreaker dice roll in Square Off, I get the first panel and do a victory dance! I'm out of here!" *Goes offscreen*

Toad:"Pom Pom, come back!"

Hammer Bro:"Dang! Pom Pom's such a sore loser!"

Director:"Cut! Somebody get Pom Pom's agent on the phone!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Take 25.....Action!"

Pom Pom:"What?! You got perfect?! YOU HAMMER THROWING BUTTHOLE!" *Pounces on Hammer Bro and starts beating him up*

Hammer Bro:*Screams* "What the heck, girl?!"

Toad:"That's it! I draw the line here! Get my agent on the phone!"

Director:"Cut!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Take 10....Action!"

Daisy:"Yes!"

Wiggler:*Wakes up in a smile*

Rosalina, Peach and Mario:*Face palm*

Director:"Cut! Let's try it again!"

* Beeps*

Daisy:"Yes!"

Wiggler:*Wakes up wide eyed*

Director:"Ugh! One more time before we go home!"

* Beeps*

Daisy:"Yes!"

Wiggler:*Wakes up angry* "Ugh! Why are you always loud?!"

Director:*Sighs* "That's a wrap!"

* Beep*

Mario:"I hope you like my reel! Until the next party, see you next time!"