Cartoon Network ACME Night Promos

The Secret Life of Pets (2016) - Transcript
Announcer: Next Sunday on Cartoon Network's ACME Night,...

Announcer: ACME Night presents The Secret Life of Pets.

Announcer: Premieres, Next Sunday at 6. (?) Epic movies for everyone on Cartoon Network.

Announcer: Premieres, Next Sunday at 6. (?) Epic movies for everyone on Cartoon Network.

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) - Transcript
Captain Bart the Pirate: (excitedly) Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! (The pirates cheers)

Announcer: Next Sunday on Cartoon Network's ACME Night, Plankton steals the crown and flies off to Shell City, thanks to Plan Z. ''[Plankton peeks out from behind the crown, snickering evilly. King Neptune reaches for his crown, but puts the pillow on his head instead.]''

Mindy: Dad, your "crown"...

King Neptune: What the...? [Discovers that his crown is missing] My crown! [screams]

Announcer: King Neptune helps SpongeBob and Patrick find his crown in Shell City.

SpongeBob: King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

King Neptune: [stretches his eyes out] You, go to Shell City?

SpongeBob: Patrick, let's go get that crown. ''[They run to the kitchen where they slide down two metallic poles. They enter an elevator and start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "Ker-Patty!" appears.]''

Patrick: Are they laughing at us?

(Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. SpongeBob and Patrick slap their knees and laugh like Lloyd and Floyd. King Neptune bumps into the Krusty Krab sign pole. An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis.)

SpongeBob: No, Patrick. They're laughing next to us.

[David Hasselhoff who is running in slow motion.]

SpongeBob: Who are you?

David Hasselhoff: I'm David Hasselhoff.

SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray! (The Pirates and the audience cheers.)

Announcer: ACME Night presents The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.

Plankton: Oh, boy.

Announcer: Premieres, Next Sunday at 6.

(SpongeBob and Patrick are traveling in the Patty Wagon.)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Shell City, here we come!

Announcer: Epic movies for everyone on Cartoon Network.

Anastasia (1997) - Transcript
Announcer: Next Sunday on Cartoon Network's ACME Night,...

Announcer: ACME Night presents Anastasia.

Announcer: Premieres, Next Sunday at 6. (?) Epic movies for everyone on Cartoon Network.