WikiViews/Click Clack Moo

(It starts with a producer looking through books to see what he can adapt into a movie )

Producer: Let's see what book we should adapt. The Dark Knight Returns? Nah! Amulet Nope! A new take on E.B Whites Charlotte's Web too...E.Bish. Cat in the Hat again? Nah!

Noah: Ugh, who the hell are you?

Producer: I'm looking for a book to adapt.

Noah: No shit. Uh, when will you-

* Producer cuts him off.*

Producer: AHA! CLICK CLACK MOO!

Noah: You mean that book about cows on a fucking typewriter? How the hell do you make a movie about that?

Producer: By making it hip, edgy, and fresh with the kids, y'all!

Noah: Oh NO...

Dillon: Oh shit.

Producer: CLICK CLACK MOOOOOOOOOOOVIE IT IS!

* Cuts to clips of the movie.*

Noah (VO): That's right. Hollywood has become so corporate we now have a movie based on Click Clack Moo. May I ask... who the fuck wanted this?

Nolan (VO): I read this book a lot as a kid even at a preschool class and i even gotta say how do you turn a book with farm animals and a typewriter into a movie? (shows Chicka Chicka Boom Boom book) Thats like giving Chicka Chicka Boom Boom a animated series with the letters of the alphabet.

Noah (VO): DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!

Producer (VO): BINGO!

Nolan (VO): There are some stories i see get the film treatment but this is fucked up

(shows Nolan and Noah sitting togeher)

Noah: Lets see why this movie is a terrible idea to make a film. This is, Click Clack Moo.

* Footage is shown.*

Noah (VO): So it starts out with a bunch of farm animals... singing fucking Old Town Road. Perfect way to start off this film.

Pig: I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road-

''Horse: HEY! Lay off my mane!''

Nolan: Oh lord!!

Noah: REALLY? OLD TOWN ROAD? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE WORD "RELEVANT" MEANS?

Dillon: Apparently not.

Noah: God, this is like making a Goodnight Moon movie with a fucking Eminem rap-

Dillon and Nolan: DON'T!!!!!

Noah: Ah, thanks, guys, clutch move right there.

Dillon: Or Cardi B in a Grandmother Ate movie.

Noah: Dammit!

Producer: AHA!

Dillon: Fucking don’t.

Producer: Too bad, sons of bitches! I'm making a Goodnight Moon, Chicka Chicka Boom Boom, Grandmother Ate crossover with Cardi B and Eminem doing the soundtrack shit to sell on iTunes and Spotify!

(Nolan shoots the producer in the head)

Noah: Nolan, I'll make sure you become next king of England.

Nolan: Thx man

(shows the farmer outside typing on his typewriter)

Nolan (VO):Thus we get Farmer Brown like fro the story typing on his typewriter

Farmer Brown: Maybe if the animals outside weren't being so loud, I could concentrate.

Noah (VO): HOW CAN YOU HEAR THEM?

Dillon (VO): IS HE AN ANIMAL WHISPERER?!

Nolan (VO): I betcha all he hears is quack moo neigh and oinks.

Noah (VO): That would make more sense, but no, this movie can't make sense!