Pandas! The Movie

Pandas! The Movie is a 2018 American/British/South African animated comedy adventure movie that was directed by Allias Salmon.

Summary
When Po takes over China as Emperor, it's up to Toothless and Allias to save China and stop him.

Cast

 * Dwayne Johnson as Allias Salmon, a 14 year old and the main protagonist (along with Toothless), Unlike the real life Allias, he is smart, athletic, he still likes protein, fruit (except tomatoes) and sugar foods, fatherly, generous, kind and fun.
 * Kevin Michael Richardson as Toothless, a Night Fury and the main protagonist (along with Allias), he finally talks in the film, but has a few roars.
 * Jeremy Irons as Po, a giant obese panda and the true main antagonist, He wants to become King and he wanted revenge on Toothless because Toothless won the award for the best animated Dreamworks Movie (along with the Croods, Over the Hedge and Madagascar). At the end, he got chainsawed and eaten by Diego.
 * America Ferrera as Astrid Hofferson, Allias' daughter and the deuratagonist of the film, in the film she is pregnant. She is very sensitive, calm, kind, caring, motherly, weak, emotional and easily-upseted. When Astrid's pregnant, she pukes when she's exhausted or feverish. Her teeth are so powerful and sharp they could bite into metal (except the door in Chorh Gom Prison).
 * Angelina Jolie as Tigress, Shifu's master and Vitaly's mate.
 * Bryan Cranston as Vitaly, a tiger and Tigress' mate. He speaks in a calm Russian accent, unlike Vitaly, he is a friendly and powerful tiger.
 * David Cross as Crane, a bird.
 * Lucy Liu as Viper, a snake who is Tigress friend.
 * Jackie Chan as Monkey, one of Shifu's students.
 * Seth Rogen as Mantis, a praying mantis who is Shifu's student.
 * Dustin Hoffman as Master Shifu, a Master and a teacher. He got killed by Po.
 * James Hong as Mr. Ping, Po's father, he got killed by Po.
 * Tom Hanks as Li Shan, Po's true father, he wanted Po to kill him and Po happily stabbed him in the stomach.
 * Jim Cummings as Ryan, a giant fat buttlicker and a prisoner who is friends with Mason price, they were Astrid's rivals when they were young.
 * Tim Curry as Mason Price, a complete moron and a prisoner who poos himself.
 * Cathy Weseluck as Spike, a dragon and Shifu's messenger who got prisoned by Po and freed by Allias and Toothless.
 * Dan Fogler as Zeng, a duck.
 * Danny Mann as Lord Shen
 * Denis Leary as Diego, a sabre toothed tiger.
 * Cedric the Entertainer as Tai Lung, a snow leopard who is now a gardener for Allias. Allias treats him like a gentleman.
 * Ian McShane as
 * Cee Lo Green as Bungee, a brown grasshopper rapper who cares about human and mammal's feelings. He also cares for Astrid.
 * Dennis Haysbert as Master Ox, an ox and the master of Kung Fu, he has a gay relationship with Master Thundering Rhino.
 * Jean Claude Van Damme as Master Cuddly Sheep, a sheep who is a kung fu master. He loves apple pie.
 * Victor Garber as Master Thundering Rhino, a rhinoceros and the master of Kung Fu, he has a gay relationship with Master Ox.
 * Brad Garrett as Master Ground Sloth, a giant ground sloth who is the master of Kung Fu. He is loyal, kind, respective, heroic, caring, brave, serious and understanding.
 * Johnny Depp as Pythor, a snake and Viper's boyfriend.
 * James Earl Jones as Mufasa, a lion, he is the leader of the team. He likes eating dead pandas. Unlike Kerchak, he doesn't care for losing. He is the oldest brother of Great Prince, Kerchak and Trunkabee. He also treats Trunkabee like a son.
 * Patrick Stewart as Great Prince, a buck and the smartest of his team, he is the adoptive brother of Kerchak, Mufasa and Trunkabee.
 * Tracy Morgan as Kerchak, a silverback gorilla, he is the keenest of the team. He likes green tea with banana and peanut cookies, winning. Kerchak dislikes losing.
 * Michael-Leon Wooley as Trunkabee, a Woolly mammoth, he is the largest of the team, he is also the strongest. He wanted to defeat Po because Po's species killed Trunkabee's mom. Despite being the largest of the team, he is the youngest adoptive brother of Great Prince, Kerchak and Mufasa.
 * Nolan North as Stoick the Vast, a chief of Berk and Hiccup's father.
 * Jay Baruchel as Hiccup, a 15 year old boy and Astrid's boyfriend.
 * Zack Pearlman as Snotlout, a boy and Hiccup's rival/friend.
 * Christopher Mintz Plasse as Fishlegs, an obese smart boy who knows all about dragons.
 * Liam Neeson as Shere Khan.
 * Will Arnett as Wolf Boss
 * Kevin Bacon as Balto.
 * Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson
 * Fred Tatasciore as Leopard prisoner
 * J.K Simmons as Kai
 * Randall Duk Kim as Oogway
 * Scarlett Johansson as Nightshade, a female blue Night Fury and Toothless' girlfriend.
 * Cate Blanchett as Valka, a woman and Mufasa, Kerchak, Great Prince and Trunkabee's adoptive mother after their parents died.
 * as Stormfly
 * Hugh Jackman as Hookfang
 * Nicole Kidman as
 * Sean William Scott and Josh Peck as Barf and Belch
 * Miriam Margoyles as Meatlug
 * as Terrible Terror
 * as Valka’s Bewilderbeest
 * as Cloudjumper
 * Hugo Weaving as Boneknapper
 * Nicholas Hoult as
 * Hugh Keays Byrne as Red Death
 * as Drago’s Bewilderbeest
 * as Luna
 * as Gronckle
 * as Rumblehorn
 * Mona Marshall as Martha, a woolly mammoth at the award at the Jade Palace.
 * Jack Angel as Orangutan prisoner
 * Rupert Everett as Tiger prisoner

Songs

 * Dance Fu Fighting - Allias Salmon
 * Be Prepared - Po
 * Streets of Gold - Astrid
 * Strangers Like Me - Toothless
 * Trashin' the Camp - Monkey, Tigress, Viper, Mantis and Crane
 * On My Way - Phil Collins
 * We've Got Hefty Muscles Tonight! - Ox and Rhino
 * Junior, I'll Protect You from Danger (parody of Michael Jackson's "Ben") - Astrid
 * Jump On It - Apache
 * Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting - Cee Lo Green
 * Try Everything - Shakira
 * He Lives in You - Lebo M.

Trivia

 * Unlike Shifu from the Kung Fu Panda movies, Shifu's belt was brown instead of green and he hasn't got a cloak.
 * Diego, Vitaly and Tigress are actually tigers.
 * Monkey, Crane, Viper, Mantis, Tigress and all of the characters all have their designs from animated films expect Po.
 * The mammoths that Allias was riding were the mammoths from Brother Bear.
 * This was the first AlliasToon film to have additional voices who voiced the characters.
 * It's also the fourth AlliasToon film that is not directed by Don Bluth.
 * This is also contains blood/gore, adult humor and violence and strong language.
 * Astrid has the same design from How to Train Your Dragon 2, but with a plain black velvet ribbon wide choker maxi with a sapphire on her neck, black shirt, blue cargo trousers, a bodywarmer with a hood and without sleeves and combat boots.
 * The food that Mufasa had the same design as Nemo from Finding Nemo, Classified from Penguins of Madagascar and Spirit from Spirit : Stallion of the Cimmaron, but they're dead and roasted.
 * John Powell (the composer of Ice Age and How to Train Your Dragon) was originally going to compose Pandas! The Movie, but he kindly refused and gave Allias an apology handshake.
 * When Astrid is in Chorh Gom Prison, she has a chain on her neck with a ball at the end of the chain.
 * The guards in Chorh Gom Prison leave Astrid in peace because she's sensitive and lonely, the rhino guards think she's sexy.
 * When Po roars at Mr Ping, it is a mix of a lion, bear, horse, rhinoceros, eagle, elephant, tiger, leopard and Spinosaurus.
 * The people that were Shifu's funeral were Homer Simpson, Shere Khan, Tantor, Sid, Nigel, Balto, Brian Griffin, Fiver, Heather, Cream, Bambi and Friar Lawrence.
 * Valka has the same design from How to Train Your Dragon 2, but she wears a yellow long sleeve tunic, an orange belt, and brown pants that appear layered.
 * When Astrid cries, it's the same sound effect as Jane Porter crying from Tarzan.
 * James Newton Howard (the composer of Dinosaur, RV and King Kong) will collaberate with Hans Zimmer who composed The Lion King, Mark Mancina who composed Tarzan, Mark Mothersbaugh who composed Ice Age : The Great Egg-scapade and Alan Silverstri who composed The Croods, The Wild and Lilo and Stitch.
 * Trunkabee has the same design as the woolly mammoth from Brother Bear, but with dark greyish blue fur.
 * This film contains strong language and gore (when Astrid puked blood).
 * The tiger prisoner and orangutan
 * Master Cuddly Sheep has the same design as Fungus the sheep from Dreamworks' Dragons.
 * Master Ground Sloth has the same design as Megatherium from Walking with Beasts.
 * In the poster of Pandas! The Movie, Diego was doing yoga holding a fork and spoon.
 * Unlike Kai from Kung Fu Panda 3, Kai (in Pandas! The Movie) is kind, caring and fatherly.
 * Originally Master Croc was going to appear but was cut, if he did, Jean Claude van Damme would've reprised his role as Master Croc, But Jean Claude van Damme was given the role to do the voice of Master Sheep.
 * At the award at the Jade Palace, the people have the same designs from Disney and Non Disney films.
 * When Allias goes "Awwww, Astrid.", he does it like Benjamin Clawhauser from Zootopia.

Astrid's Pregnant

 * Allias : (making breakfast, Astrid comes downstairs) Hi Astrid.
 * Astrid : Hi dad. I have something to tell you and please don't be mad.
 * Allias : (calmly) What is it you wanna tell me sweetie?
 * Astrid : I'm pregnant.
 * Allias : Are you serious?
 * Astrid : Yes dad. Look.
 * (Allias sees Astrid's belly)
 * Allias : (cutely) Awwww, Astrid.
 * Astrid : I'm 4 months pregnant.
 * Allias : Awwww. Did Hiccup know about this?
 * Astrid : Yes. The baby's gonna be a boy.
 * Allias : What are you going to named the baby boy?
 * Astrid : I'm gonna name him Kerr.
 * Allias : Awww.
 * Astrid : (gets a snack out of the fridge)

Toothless

 * (Berk at sunset, everyone is loving their dragons, Toothless appears)
 * Hiccup : Hey Toothless, how's your flying on your own tail?
 * Toothless : It was good Hiccup. I'm glad you didn't lose a leg.
 * Hiccup : Good bud.
 * Toothless : Yeah, too bad my adoptive father Shifu is still at China. Besides i'm all grown up.
 * (Snotlout comes and talks to Hiccup)
 * Snotlout : Hey, Hiccup.
 * Hiccup : Hey Snotlout.
 * (Snotlout gives Hiccup a high five)
 * Toothless : Yep.
 * (Stoick calls Hiccup)
 * Stoick : Hiccup. I need to have a word with you.
 * Hiccup : What is it?
 * Stoick : I've been talking to Allias lately, and he told me that Astrid's pregnant with your baby.
 * Hiccup : WHAT?!?!
 * Snotlout : Yay!
 * Fishlegs : Well done Hiccup.
 * Toothless :Congratulations bud.
 * Tuffnut : Name the baby, Baby Death.
 * (Snotlout, Fishlegs and Toothless glare at Tuffnut)
 * Tuffnut : What? It's a good name.

Po and Shifu talk

 * (a skunk appears, Po picks it up)
 * Po : Life's not fair, is it? You see I -- well, I... shall never be emperor. And you...shall never see the light of another day. ... Adieu...
 * Zeng : Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?
 * Po : (rudely) What do you want?
 * Zeng : I'm here to announce that Master Shifu is on his way. So you'd better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning.
 * Po : Oh now look, Zeng. You've made me lose my lunch.
 * Zeng : Hah! You'll lose more than that when the King gets through with you because it's 12pm. He's as mad as a sabre tooth tiger who just got out of bed.
 * Po : Ohhh... I quiver with FEAR.
 * Zeng : Now Po, don't look at me that way... HELP!!!!
 * (Po eats Zeng)
 * Shifu : Po!
 * Po : Mm-hmm...?
 * Shifu : Drop him.
 * Zeng : Impeccable timing, your majesty. (Po spits Zeng out) Eyyccch.
 * Po : Why! If it isn't my former kung fu master descending from on high to mingle with the commoners.
 * Shifu : The Furios Five and I didn't see you at the presentation of my adoptive son Toothless.
 * Po : That was today? Oh, I feel simply awful....Must have slipped my mind.
 * Zeng : Yes, well, as slippery as your mind is as the master's student, you should have been first in line!
 * Po : Well, I was first in line, ... until that little lizard was born.
 * Shifu : That ""lizard"" is my adoptive son -and your future emperor.
 * Po : Ohh, I shall practice my curtsy.
 * Shifu : Don't turn your back on me, Po.
 * Po : On, no, Shifu. Perhaps you shouldn't turn your back on me.
 * Shifu : Is that a challenge?
 * Po : Temper, temper. I wouldn't dream of challenging you.
 * Zeng : Pity! Why not?
 * Po : Well, as far as brains go, I got the predator's share. But, when it comes to brute strength ... Now if you excuse me, i'm gonna go to the Jade Palace.

It's Not Milk Time

 * (Po and the Furious Five are sitting at Jade Palace, Everyone, inculding Artie, Linda, Tulio, Talia,, Homer Simpson and Aladar were watching as Shifu comes with a piece of wood following Zeng)
 * Shifu : Thank you Zeng.
 * Zeng : You're Welcome, Master Shifu (flies off)
 * Linda : It will be great Tulio
 * Tulio : This is gonna be good, I'm excited for the award
 * Shifu : I'm gonna shout out the award, first, we need to acknowledge the mammoth in the room. Martha.
 * (Everyone looking at Martha)
 * Shifu : Happy Birthday.
 * (Everyone cheers as Martha gives the polar bear a noogie)
 * Martha : Hell yeah. I got that
 * Shifu : Alright.
 * (Everyone sits down quietly)
 * Po : Oh boy, i bet the winner of the Dreamworks movie is the Kung Fu Panda trilogy and Shrek trilogy. THIS IS AWESOME!
 * Tigress : Shut up Po.
 * Monkey : Please be silent Po.
 * Tigress : Thanks Monkey.
 * Monkey : You're welcome.
 * Shifu : The winner for the Dreamworks movie is...
 * (Po's eyes turn wide as Shifu's going to say it)
 * Shifu : Toothless for How to Train Your Dragon, Chunky for the Croods, Heather for Over the Hedge, Puss for Puss in Boots and Vitaly and Alex for Madagascar!
 * Po : WHAT!?!?!
 * (The crowd along with Monkey, Crane, Mantis, Pythor, Viper and Tigress cheers (except Po as his face turns red and red))
 * Tigress : My husband won the best Dreamworks movie. (cries in joy)
 * Po : NO, THAT'S NOT FAIR! HOW COME THE DRAGON WON THE STUPID AWARD, BUT NOT ME?!!!! IT'S NOT FAIR! I WANT THE AWARD NOW SO I COULD BECOME EMPEROR OF CHINA!
 * Crane : What's Emperor of China, Po?
 * Po : None of your business, Bird Brain!
 * Crane : Oh dear.
 * Shifu : Po, Go to the Shut Up area!
 * (Po walks to the shut up area when he picks up a carton of milk)
 * Shifu : Uh-uh-uh, It's not milk time!
 * (Po sits on a stool and crosses his arms)
 * Crane : Thanks for the awards.
 * Shifu : You're welcome, now we shall go to the cinema to see Madagascar 2.
 * Mantis : On a field trip.
 * Pythor : That's sounds fun, Right Viper, my girlfriend?
 * Viper : Of course Pythor, my boyfriend.
 * (Pythor and Viper kiss)

Vitaly and Kovu's father and son movie time

 * (In the kitchen, Vitaly the tiger on his laptop watching Shrek 2 drinking a glass of milk, when Kovu enters the kitchen)
 * Kovu : Dad, what are you doing?
 * Vitaly : Well son, i'm watching Shrek 2, you wanna come watch with me?
 * Kovu : Sure, thanks.
 * Vitaly : It's the most funniest film i've ever watched in my whole entire life.
 * Kovu : I know.
 * Vitaly : It's a shame your mom's gone to Ancient China for 2 weeks. She'll be back on Friday, my little prince.

Mr. Ping's Death scene

 * (In the noodle shop, two bunnies were walking)
 * Bunny : Oh Look it's the panda.
 * Bunny 2 : And he has issues
 * Po : Shoo you little flea bags, I don't have time for you, you little fucking fluff balls.
 * Bunny : Oh, right I better go.
 * (Po sees the shop and pushes the table by flipping it)
 * Bunny Mother : Hey, watch it.
 * Bunny Child : Can't you just go get another table with saying please.
 * Po : FINE!!!.
 * Pig : What did he say?.
 * Bunny with kids : I don't Know.
 * Mr. Ping : Po, where are you?
 * Po : What is it?
 * (Po is on top of a chair eating noodles with spicy sauce like a warthog)
 * Mr. Ping : What are you doing?
 * Po : Non of your business bird brain!
 * Mr. Ping : You're eating like a warthog!!!!! No offence.
 * Pumbaa : None taken. (Pumbaa walks off)
 * Po : Besides Ping, your mamma's so stupid, she couldn't put a pile of noodles in her mouth and it broke her jaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Bunnies, Pigs and Sheep : Ooooooooooooooooo!
 * (Mr Ping gets angry, twitches, cracks his knuckles)
 * Mr Ping : THAT'S IT PO!!!!!!!! NO MORE WORK FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE DUMPLINGS FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Po : What do you mean?
 * Mr. Ping : PO, YOU ARE GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * (Po growls in anger)
 * Po : PING, YOU FUCKING STUPIDASS BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * (Po stabs Mr Ping in the neck with a knife, killing him)
 * Po : HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shifu's death scene

 * Shifu : What are you doing here?
 * Po : Still hungry.
 * (Po looks at table, which has a bowl of sticky meat dumplings, pastrami on rye, noodle soup and onion flavoured ice cream)
 * Po : Those are delicious.
 * Shifu : Yes, have some.
 * Po : (rudely snatches 2 chopsticks from the table, gets a dumpling, but Shifu nicks it away from him) HEY!!!!!!!!
 * (Po and Shifu glare and they say the same lines two years ago)
 * Shifu : You are free to eat.
 * Po : AM I!!!?!?!!?!!!.
 * Shifu : Are you!!?!?
 * (Po raises his arms and hit Shifu sending him flying)
 * Shifu : CURSE YOU STUPID PANDA!!!!!!
 * (Shifu falls down, but Po breaks Shifu's legs by kicking them)
 * Shifu : MY LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Po : GET READY TO FEEL THE THUNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * (Po gets the chopsticks with the sharp points at the end and stabs Shifu in the head with it, rips out Shifu's brains and eats it)

Po becomes the Emperor of China

 * (Po and the animated characters at Shifu's funeral)
 * Po : Shifu's death was a terrible tragedy, but to lose Toothless who is Shifu's brave adoptive son ..."who had barely begun to live.... (Po pretends to cry)
 * (Homer Simpson cries, Balto howls in sadness, Shere Khan roars in sadness, Tantor, Sid, Nigel, Brian Griffin, Fiver, Heather, Bambi, Cream and Friar Lawrence hung their heads down)
 * Homer : Why does Shifu have to die? he was the best!
 * Fiver : He was the greatest.
 * Bambi : Daddy, do people go to heaven after they die?
 * Fiver : I'm afraid so, son.
 * Po : For me, it is a was a deep passional loss and so it is with a heavy heart that I assume the throne.
 * Balto : What's he talking about?
 * Shere Khan : I don't know.
 * Tantor : Well, whatever it is, I don't like it.
 * Sid : Me too.
 * Po : Get the fuck out of the ashes of this tragedy, we shall rise to greet the dawning of a new era in which cartoon and panda come together, in a great and glorious future.
 * (Po roars loudly)

Mufasa, Great Prince, Kerchak and Trunkabee

 * (In Valka's house, a lion named Mufasa, a deer named Great Prince, a gorilla named Kerchak and a mammoth named Trunkabee are brothers, they're playing a game called "Guess What i Am")
 * Mufasa : Okay, Kerchak, Prince and Snuffy. Guess what i am? I'm two pieces of bread, with peanut butter on one bread and jam on the other bread.
 * Kerchak : A sugar-free toast.
 * Mufasa : No.
 * Great Prince : A jam sandwich.
 * Mufasa : Close, good try Great Prince.
 * Trunkabee : A peanut butter and jam sandwich.
 * Mufasa : You're right Trunkabee, that's my brother. You can have a golden cookie. Great Prince, you tried, so you can have the silver cookie and Kerchak, you can have the brown cookie.
 * Trunkabee : Thanks.
 * Great Prince : Thanks.
 * Kerchak : Thanks. I just don't like losing.
 * (Valka brings Mufasa, Great Prince, Kerchak and Trunkabee meat, green tea, bananas, termite hills full of termites, mangoes and grass)
 * Valka : Here's some food for my sons. Fish, horse, wolf and steaks for Mufasa, bananas, green tea and termite hills full of termites for Kerchak, grass for Great Prince and mangoes for Trunkabee.
 * Hiccup : Hey mom, can i have a cookie please?
 * Valka : Sure son.
 * Hiccup : Thanks mom.
 * Mufasa : Thanks Mom.
 * Great Prince : Thanks Mom.
 * Kerchak : Thanks Mom.
 * Trunkabee : Thanks Mom.

Spike sings to Po/Po and the delicious dumplings

 * (Po sitting on his throne using a bird's beak as a toothpick while Spike sings to him)
 * Spike : ♫♪ Nobody knows the trouble I see...Nobody knows my sorrow...♫♪
 * Po : Oh Spike, do lighten up. (throws a bird beak at Spike's head) Sing something with a little bounce in it.
 * Spike : ♫♪ It's peanut butter jelly time...♫♪
 * Po : No! No. Anything but that!
 * Spike : ♫♪ I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts diddly-dee, There they are a-standing in a row. (Po joins in) Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.♫♪
 * Spike : Oh I would never have had to do this for Shifu.
 * Po: What? What did you say?
 * Spike : Oh, nothing!
 * Po : You know the law: Never, ever mention that name in my Christmas presents. I ... am ... the king!
 * Spike : Yes, sire. You are the king. I, I, Well, Well I only mentioned it to illustrate the differences in your royal managerial approaches.
 * Po : SNAKES!!!! WHERE ARE MY DUMPLINGS?!?!?!
 * Viper : They're just ready!
 * Pythor : Yeah.

Astrid and Po fight

 * (Astrid exhausted, drinking her alcohol, her face turns red)
 * Astrid : I don't feel good.
 * (Astrid sees the Jade Palace, she runs there)
 * Astrid : (breathes) Stairs!
 * Po : Who's this fucking bimpo bitch?!
 * Astrid : I'm Astrid.
 * Po : GIVE ME THAT BOTTLE!! (drinks Astrid's alcohol and burps in her face)
 * Astrid : Don't drink my alcohol!
 * (Astrid punches Po in the face)
 * Po : (wipes the blood from his chin) You wanna dance bitch! Let's dance! (roars)
 * (Po and Astrid fight, Astrid bites Po's arm with her sharp teeth)
 * Po : AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (scratches Astrid in the eye with his razor sharp claws)
 * Astrid : My eye!!!!!!! (her eye is bleeding) THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * (Astrid kicks Po in his testicles with her combat boots)
 * Po : (screams loudly) OH, MY TENDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toothless and Allias team up to save China

 * (Allias making his coffee by putting lots of sugar in it, when he hears a cry and it's Toothless)
 * Allias : Hey Toothless, what's wrong?
 * Toothless : My adoptive dad Shifu got killed by... (cries uncontrollably)
 * Allias : By who?
 * Toothless : A panda!
 * Allias : Pandas! Don't worry Toothless, i'll help you save China.
 * Toothless : Thank you Allias, let's save China!
 * Allias : All right Toothless.
 * (Allias gives Toothless a high five, Hiccup, Stoick, Snotlout, Fishlegs and Tuffnut appear)
 * Allias : What is it?
 * Hiccup : (worried) Astrid! She's captured!
 * (Allias drops his coffee mug in surprise)
 * Allias : WHAT!?!?!?!
 * Snotlout : Here's a note! (hands Allias the note)
 * Allias : Dear Allias, i have putted your daughter in Chorh Gom Prison, if you want her back, bring me 10,000,000 dollars! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Fishlegs : Allias, calm down there's nothing to worry about!!!
 * (Allias gasps, he runs to the phone and he calls someone)
 * Allias : HELLO?!?!?, GET ME MISSING CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HURRY, MY DAUGHTER IS LOST, PROBABLY GETTING COOKED INTO DINNER AND WE NEED TO......
 * (The real police hears Allias roaring on the phone and he doesn't understand what he's saying)
 * Police : Hello?
 * Allias : OH NO!!!! WE CAN'T CALL THE REAL POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (breaks the telephone) THEY'LL BE REALLY MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Skullcrusher : (roars quietly as he uses Allias as a scratching post)

Gongmen Jail

 * (Allias swings Danger Mouse and Penfold around before knocking them senseless and tossing two barrels over the unconscious bodies. Allias and the Berkians (except Ruffnut, Astrid and Valka), Chunky and Skullcrusher then burst into the jail and take out the guards inside. Allias backhands the last villain without even looking at him)
 * Hiccup : Nice work, Allias.
 * Snotlout : At the first sight of trouble, I'll give you a signal: Rey-yow! Koo-koo-kaburra!
 * Allias : You mean like Tuffnut does?
 * Snotlout : Yeah.
 * (Allias and Toothless leap into the cell area. Tuffnut steps up to Snotlout)
 * Tuffnut : Excuse me, when have I ever made that noise?
 * (Allias and Toothless peer into the cells as they search for Ground Sloth and Sheep)
 * Allias : Master Ground Sloth? Master...
 * (He spots a melancholy Master Sheep leaning on a cell door in a dark corner of the room. Allias excitedly runs over to him)
 * Allias : The cuddly Master Sheep! (He spots Master Ground Sloth inside and his happiness doubles) And Master Giant Ground Sloth who is the size of a hippo! I can't believe we're rescuing actual legends of kung fu. We're gonna free you from those bonds of injustice, no problem! (He begins pulling at the bars) Gotta be a key around here... no they wouldn't leave a key around here...
 * Toothless : He-yah!
 * (Toothless breaks the door off its hinges)
 * Allias : Oh great, you found it! (He excitedly walks off) Alright, let's go! We're coming for you, Po! Woo-hooo! Wahohohohoooo... (He turns and falters) ...woo?
 * (He walks back to the two masters, who have made no move to leave their cell)
 * Allias : Guys, are we going, or not? Do you wanna meet us there later? I mean, you do want to take back your city, right?
 * Ground Sloth : Of course we do. (He and Sheep pick up the door) But if we stand up to Po, he will turn his pet dragon Drako on the city!
 * (They push the door back in place. Allias is stunned)
 * Allias : Listen to yourself! You're protecting Animationtopia by not protecting Animationtopia? If we all fight together...
 * (Allias steps forward and move the door slightly- and is shoved back as Ground Sloth pushes on the door)
 * Ground Sloth : Then Drako would kill... everyone!
 * Allias : Oh, would it? Then we'll use... (Ground Sloth swings the door. Allias dodges and sidelines into the cell)...a sneak attack! We'll get inside, and then...
 * Sheep : And then you'll be stopped... (They shove Allias back outside with the door. Ground Sloth cuts through the central bar and forces the two halves into the door frame, fixing the door in place.) by the unstoppable weapon!
 * Allias : Nothing's unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something's unstoppable!
 * (He leaps at the door. The door swings horizontally, bring Allias inside and knocking Sheep outside. Sheep and Toothless look at each other silently- Sheep begins sheepishly tapping on the door. Inside the cell, Allias and Ground Sloth face each other)
 * Allias : Master Ground Sloth, I'm not letting you stay in this cell!
 * Ground Sloth : I'd like to see you get me out!
 * (Ground Sloth grabs Sheep's tail, yanking Sheep inside while catapulting Allias outside with the swinging door. Toothless catches him upside down, coolly turns him the right way up, and spins him around to face the cell. Allias points at her with an awed expression)
 * Allias : You guys see that? It's called being awesome. Come on, whatever happened to being heroes?
 * (He leaps back inside the cell. A minor scuffle ensues between the three warriors)
 * Sheep : The only hero in this world is a dead one.
 * (Soon enough, all three warriors are spinning round inside the door. Allias eventually ends up being thrown away on one side of the door, while Ground Sloth and Sheep separate and fix the door shut on the other)
 * Ground Sloth: Like I said, you are not getting us out of this cell!
 * (He and Sheep notice that they are outside the cell)
 * Ground Sloth : Oh.
 * (The door falls and smashes to bits. Allias gets to his feet and steps out of the cell, triumphant)
 * Allias : Yes! Haha, woohoo! Alright, let's go!
 * (His triumph fades when Ground Sloth and Sheep walk into the opposite cell and shut the door behind them)
 * Sheep: I get the top bunk.
 * Ground Sloth : It's time to surrender, Allias... Animationtopia is dead.
 * (These words shock Allias to the very core. Toothless and the Berkians and equally stunned)
 * Allias : Y-you... w-woo... Animationtopia is... de-eaah... fine! You stay in your prison of fear, with bars made of hopelessness... and all you get are three square meals a day of... shame, dishonour and discipline!


 * Sheep : ...With despair for desert.


 * (Allias steps away from the cell)


 * Allias : We'll take on Po, and prove to all those who are hungry for justice... and honor... that Animationtopia still lives!


 * Leopard prisoner : Yay, go get him...


 * (Ground Sloth looks down)
 * Allias : Come on.
 * (Allias gets on Chunky, the Berkians get on their dragons, Stoick gets on Skullcrusher, they fly off)

Find her Chunky

 * (Allias and Toothless are flying to save Astrid, Allias is riding on his pet Macawnivore Chunky, Hiccup is riding on Toothless, Snotlout is riding on Hookfang, Fishlegs is riding on Meatlug, Tuffnut is riding on Thornado and Stoick is riding on Astrid's pet flying Tyrannosaurus cat hybrid named Skullcrusher, they're flying through a snowstorm)
 * Allias : I don't understand, why would Astrid be captured?
 * Toothless : I don't know, she's just a teenager.
 * Hiccup : Yeah, just relax Allias, she's my wife.
 * Allias : Yeah.
 * (Allias sees Astrid's black choker, he picks it up)
 * Allias : No. She couldn't be.
 * (Toothless feels sad, Allias gives the choker to Chunky)
 * Allias : Find her Chunky, find her, good boy.
 * (Chunky roars)

Astrid meets Bungee

 * (Astrid in Chorh Gom Prison with a chain on her neck with a ball at the end)
 * Astrid : It's okay little baby, it's okay, mommy will get out of here. (takes off her red bodywarmer)
 * (Ryan and Mason Price appear)
 * Ryan : Hey, Astrid.
 * Astrid : Ryan, Mason how's it floatin'?
 * Mason Price : You pulled a nasty stunt when we were kids.
 * Ryan : And we don't like your attitude!
 * Mason : You've been a little uppity!
 * Astrid : (calmy) Both of you, just leave me alone!
 * Mason Price : What's a matter? Have a spider in your tummy?
 * Ryan : (sees Astrid's pregnant belly) HA!!!!!!! THAT LITTLE WHORE'S PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * (Ryan grabs Astrid and Mason punches her in the stomach and Kai appears)
 * Kai : HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING RYAN AND MASON??????????!!!!!!!!
 * Ryan : Nothing?
 * Kai : YOU'RE BEATING UP A LITTLE GIRL!!!!
 * (Kai kills Ryan and Mason price by charging at them)
 * Kai : Hey, you okay little girl?
 * Astrid : Yep, i'm okay. (cries)
 * Kai : You want me to leave?
 * Astrid : Yes. Just go away.
 * Kai : All right, i'll leave.
 * (Astrid hears 3 grasshoppers talking to each other as her stomach grumbles)
 * Bungee : Hey did you know about the giant creature Andrewsarchus, it's not related to dogs, it's related to pigs, sheep and....
 * (Astrid picks up one of the grasshoppers and eats it)
 * Bungee : YO DUDE, YOU DO NOT EAT MY FRIE....
 * (Astrid cries as blood comes out of her mouth)
 * Bungee : Hey, hey, hey, It's okay little girl. It's okay. I didn't mean to yell at you.
 * Astrid : It's okay, It's okay, I... (pukes blood)
 * Bungee : What's your name?
 * Astrid : Astrid.
 * Bungee : That's a beautiful name. I'm Bungee.
 * (Astrid cries)
 * Bungee : Don't cry. I'm here for you. Here's a blanket made of buffalo skin.
 * (Astrid covers herself to keep herself warm)
 * Astrid : Thanks, i'm scared.
 * (Bungee sees a red thing on Astrid's tooth)
 * Bungee : Hey, you've got something on your tooth.
 * Astrid : Oh, that's just a tomato.
 * Bungee : Let me get that out for you.
 * (Bungee gets the piece of tomato out of Astrid's tooth)
 * Astrid : Thanks. (blood comes out of her vagina)
 * Bungee : OH SWEET, YOUR VAGINA'S BLEEDING!!!!!
 * Astrid : Oh, that sometimes happens when i'm pregnant.
 * Bungee : Wait, you're pregnant?
 * (Astrid shows him her belly)
 * Bungee : That's sweet.
 * Astrid : (cries) This is the worst, i don't want to give birth in jail.
 * Bungee : Hey it's okay, it's okay.
 * Astrid : Okay.
 * Bungee : Good girl.
 * Astrid : I just want to go home (her stomach grumbles) and i'm hungry.
 * Bungee : Hold on, i'll get you something to eat.
 * Astrid : Alright.
 * Bungee : Have this.
 * Astrid : Thanks, what is it?
 * Bungee : It's ogre flesh. Ogre's flesh is red.
 * Astrid : Thanks, but i'm a vegitarian. (Astrid eats the ogre flesh)
 * Bungee : So, tell me what's wrong Astrid?
 * Astrid : I just want to go home, i want to go home.
 * Bungee : Why's that?
 * Astrid : To give birth to my baby.
 * Bungee : Shhh. It's okay. You see those prisoners?
 * Astrid : (looks at the prisoners that is an orangutan and a tiger)
 * Orangutan : Hi little girl.
 * Tiger : Hope you feel good soon.
 * Bungee : They are friendly.
 * Astrid : Oh. well little baby, my daddy use to sing me a song.
 * Bungee : Awww, i'll go to my house to next to you so i could hear the song.
 * Astrid : ♫♪ Junior, i'll protect you from danger, we both found what we were looking for, With a son to call my own, I'll never be alone and you my son will see, You've got a mother now.♫♪
 * Bungee : (claps his hands) Wow, that was incredible, that was the best song i've ever heard.
 * Astrid : Thanks. My daddy sung me that song when i was a kid. (starting to feel happy and sad) I wish Michael Clarke Duncan was here, he's the greatest man on Earth.

Shifu's spirit

 * Mufasa : You see, Shifu lives in you.

Toothless tells Po the truth/the battle/Allias frees Spike, Zeng and Real Po/Allias saves Astrid/The Final Battle

 * Po : NIGHTSHADE!!
 * (Nightshade comes, the pandas roar and bark at her)
 * Nightshade : Yes, Po.
 * Po : Where is your hunting party? They're not doing their job.
 * Nightshade : Po, there is no food. The herds have moved on. People have left and starve.
 * Po : No. You're just not looking hard enough.
 * Nightshade : It's over. Can't you see. There is nothing left. We have only one choice. We must leave Ancient China.
 * Po : We're not going anywhere.
 * Nightshade : Then you have sentenced us to death!
 * Po : Then so be it.
 * Nightshade : (gasps) You can't do that.
 * Po : I'm the emperor. I can do... whatever I want. NOW FUCK OFF!!!!!!
 * Nightshade : If you were half the emperor Shifu was you would never--
 * (Po hits Nightshade with his paw)
 * Po : I'm ten times the emperor Shifu was!
 * (Toothless appears and roars at Po)
 * Po : No you're dead!
 * (Allias, Astrid, Hiccup, Snotlout, Stoick the Vast and Fishlegs are at the Jade Palace)
 * Allias : I'm gonna go free Spike and Zeng.
 * Astrid : Can i come?
 * Allias : (calmly) You stay there. I don't want you to get hurt. Okay?
 * Astrid : Okay. (gasps)
 * Hiccup : What is it?
 * Astrid : The baby's kicking, Hiccup feel.
 * (Hiccup feels the baby kicking)
 * (Toothless faces Po on a ledge)
 * Toothless : (coldly) Murderer.
 * Po : Toothless, Toothless please... You have mercy I beg you.
 * Toothless : Don't deserve to live, you're dead.
 * Po : But Toothless, I-I am... The... Family, it's those villains are the real enemy. It was their fault it was their idea. I tried to stop them but they won't listen (the villains overhear this and betraying the leader joining their good side)
 * Toothless : Why Shouldn't I Believe you. Everything you ever told me was a lie.
 * Po : (horrified) What are you going to do, you wouldn't to kill your own uncle, would you?.
 * Toothless : (Angrily) No, Po. I'm not like you.
 * Po : (Stands up while the fire, who is closing up, comes in behind them) Oh, Toothless, thank you. You're truly noble, I'll make it up to you I promise, and how can I uh.... Prove myself to you tell me I mean anything... Else.
 * Toothless : Run. Run away Po, Run Away and never come back. Ever...Again.
 * Po : (Realise that Po was behind the truth: he killed Shifu, become king and worst of all, made everyone's life miserable) Y....yes......of course.. (Toothless looks at Po with anger in his face) As you.....wish.....You're MAJESTYYYYY-AAAH. (Kick some fire stones)