Mystery Science Theater 4000/Transcript

Scene 1: Logos
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Scene 2: Prologue
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Scene 3: Opening
In the not-too-distant future

Next Sunday, AD

There was a guy named Jonah

Not too different from you or me

He worked at Gizmonic Institute

Just another mug in a yellow jumpsuit

A distress call came in for him at half-past noon

That's when an evil woman trapped him on the dark side of the moon

Yeah, she'll send him cheesy movies

The worst she can find (la la la)

He'll have to sit and watch them all

And they'll monitor his mind (la la la)

Now keep in mind that Jonah can't control

When the movies begin or end

So he'll have to keep his sanity

With the help of his robot friends

Robot Roll Call

Cambot!

Gypsy!

Tom Servo!

Crooooow!

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes

And other science facts (la la la),

Then think to yourself, "It's just a film

I should really just relax"

'Cuz it's Mystery Science Theater 4000!