WikiViews/Chester the Worldly Pig

(it starts with Nolan doing research on the author Bill Peet after hearing about Chester the Worldly Pig)

Nolan: Yeah I know what your gonna say "You can't review that film it just got started and in the works more, Why are you reviewing a film that just gor started" Well I wanted to take a look at it see what the buzz is about....I mean it's not a bad idea for a animated adaption it's just that nobody has ever tackled or heard of the story

(shows images of Bill Peet)

Nolan (VO): for those wanting to know who Bill Peet is, He was an author who wrote children's books such as The Wump World How Doofus the Dragon Lost his Head but one thing you didn't know about him is He was a sketch artist for Disney films

Dillon: Wait he was a sketch artist for Disney?

Nolan: Yup, he did some of the classic animated films such as Snow White, Dumbo Fantasia and Alice in Wonderland. Pretty interesting if you ask me.

Dillon: Well why don't we just get him to do this so called Charlotte's Web pig ripoff movie

Nolan: Hate to burst your bubble but he's dead

Dillon: Oof!

Nolan: The bigger problem is with this film nobody holds rights to it, cast is unknown and we don't even know who would run it so it gave me an idea we predict what is gonna happen in the movie, who will take it star and would it be good.

Dillon: I think this film is gonna be a bomb the only one who could save this film is B.J. Novak

Nolan: Says you, You'd like B.J. Novak in anything, Even if he played Superman

Real Dillon: OH NO IT IS A SKRULL!

(gets an e-mail)

Nolan: uh oh!

Dillon: what is it?

Nolan: Doofus the Dragon is already getting a film.

Dillon: Darn (kills Skrull Dillon)

Nolan: For now we talk about Chester first up studio division

(shows clips of Charlotte's Web and Babe)

Nolan: (VO) Now pig films have been popular in the day famous ones include Charlotte's Web and Babe Paramount has already had it's share with pigs twice and Universal did it for Babe as well. So first we gotta think who could take this film up and do it right, One comes to my mind is Sony, Sure they had some hits and disasters but they could try and turn this film into what Bill Peet visioned it. Another studio comes to mind would have to be Fox and Blue Sky Studios, They do a ton of animal movies and could go a good route for giving the film rghts of Bill Peets creations to Fox, I mean Horton Hears a Who was a big hit for Blue Sky maybe this can be the next book they can turn into a animated movie.

Dillon: What about porn hub?

Nolan: you disgust me.

Dillon: Joking.

Nolan (VO): Last one that comes to mind is Netflix reason well since Netflix is having a ton of competition they need a way for them to step up their game, They already are teaming with Nickelodeon and working on doing their take on the Roal Dahl stories. So Netflix would be a good home for Bill Peets creations. And instead of a film it would be more turned into a Tv series with each of his stories as an episode.

Dillon: You forgot one thing. One thing.... BURN BILL PEET'S CREATIONS BEFORE THEY WERE PUBLISHED AND GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR WRITING SEASON 9 OF GAME OF THRONES

Nolan: Uh bud he didn't write season 9 of Game of Thrones, he's been dead since 2002

Dillon: I said make everyone believe that since how many people heard of Bill Peet?

Random Guy: Bill Cosby?

Dillon: Exactly.

Nolan: Next up for the film is who should direct,

(shows animated films)

Nolan: (VO) There has been a ton of famous directors helming animated movies and some have been hits and some have been disasters but if we need someone to helm a film about a pig named Chester who longs to be a performer in the circus, but the road to stardom is rocky until someone discovers Chester's true "worldliness." there's a few ideas who could create it such as Phil Lord and Christopher Miller, They are a good option because The Lego Movie drove them to be a big hit along with Spider-Man Into The Spidey Verse and the upcoming Connected movie, I can see them tackle a film like this