Aqua Girl Action Squad/Transcript

Act 1
(The special starts in the same living room from the original Aqua Teen House where Darla and Minnie are watching a episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force on the television, then Frieda walks in and arms crossed while she sees the girls.) (Minnie leaves the room.) (Frieda tries to sit on the floor as she watches the television with Darla.) (At the bedroom, Minnie takes off her shoes, takes the tape at a bookshelf as it says "Summer Lovin' 2004" when she plays on the boombox as "Woke Up This Morning" from the Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law episode "The Dabba Don" plays, then sits behind the computer to type a story by her. The word reads: "Thoughts and Feelings - Created by Minnie T. Wade".) (She continues to type a story in 1 hour ago, but Darla comes in and takes her dishwashing gloves off.) (Minnie peeking at Darla for the argument.)
 * Frieda: Darla. Minnie. What are you watching?
 * Darla: We're watching a nice show, so that means it currently aired in reruns before the show's cancelled on Adult Swim.
 * Minnie: (excited) We love the Aqua Teens!
 * Frieda: Well, I suppose we could do that. But you guys are watching this stupid show all over again!
 * Minnie: Look, I'm telling you that the variety show is about the talking milkshake, a floating box of French fries and a shape-shifting meatball, but it seems to be the weird-looking neighbors.
 * Frieda: Come on Minerva, we know some characters are weird anyway, however I just love shows like Black Dynamite and Black Jesus.
 * Darla: Yeah Minerva, stop being the average Adult Swim viewer!
 * Minnie: You know, uh... guess what Frieda Lucy and Darla Shake? (gets up) I must to go to my room when I'm working for my project.
 * Frieda: (sighs) Don't be cruel now.
 * Darla: Hey, can you warm up some popcorn, please?
 * Minnie: (humming, singing) I'm so happy, 'cause I am gonna type, gonna type!
 * Darla: Hello there!
 * Minnie: Oh hey, Mistress Shake. I'm just working my story called "Thoughts and Feelings".
 * Darla: Oh, cool! So what this all about?
 * Minnie: It's about some random things and attacking each other.
 * Darla: Mmm... that's not what I heard.
 * Minnie: Very obvious story, huh. Now hold still, before I'm tired, you wanna type my brand new story?
 * Darla: Um...um...well, yeah! I'll do it my best!
 * Minnie: Just go ahead and try. (Darla pushes her on the face) Hey!
 * Darla: Blam! Outta my way, dipshit!
 * Minnie: Okay, just go!
 * Darla: Right, there was a rich man who is nice and clean, when he is guaranteed for buying groceries at the supermarket. But was a setup. Meanwhile, the rich man's wife notices a messy floor at the living room, then she calls the FBI for destroying the building. So the man sees his nice building when it's massacred, now he's crying.
 * Minnie: That's amazing story.
 * Darla: And furthermore, the spaceships were invaded in the city.
 * Minnie: Ooooohh!
 * Darla: Then the man is chased by those goddamn aliens.
 * Minnie: (terrified) So scary for space aliens from outer space!
 * Darla: While the aliens to kill him, then they having a free high school party!
 * Minnie: (looks at her watch) Tick-tock goes the clock!