Cillian Returns/Transcript

Opening
(Theme song)

(A title card “Guest staring: Cillian Darcy”)

Shaggy (voice): Today, Cillian Darcy joins Scooby and me.

A Mysterious Girl
(The Mystery Inc are at the coffee shop, Shaggy and Scooby are having an eating the donut competition until Shaggy sees a mysterious blonde haired girl in a white dress)

Shaggy: Who's that?

(The Mystery Inc sees the girl)

Daphne: Yeah, who is she?

Velma: I don't know.

(The girl walking rushing to the bathroom to go)

Shaggy: Wait!

(he goes after the girl)

Shaggy: Who are you?

A Girl: I'm just some normal girl.

Shaggy: Wait, are you?

A Girl: Yes, i have to go to the bathroom. So move.

(The Girl push Shaggy so she can go to the bathroom, just then Shaggy found her ring)

(The Girl grabbed the stall so she can pee, She sat on the toilet when she holds out her purse which is revealed to be a locket of her and her sister when she is a baby)

(Back to Shaggy)

Daphne: Shaggy, are you alright?

Shaggy: She looks familiar somehow. But how?

Fred: What do you mean?

Shaggy: When she pushed me, she dropped this ring. I think she must've got it from somewhere.

Velma: Let me see.

(Velma takes a look at the ring)

Fred: Well?

Velma: I think it's a wedding ring. But i don't know who did she married to.

Fred: Well looks like it's another mystery on about who she is.

The Mysterious Girl revealed
(The Girl sees Shaggy and Scooby running and sees that Shaggy has her ring)

A Girl: You! Is that my ring?

Shaggy: Yeah, why?

A Girl: That's my wedding ring moron! Now Lorcan and my mom are going to be so mad that i almost dropped it when i had to use the toilet!

Shaggy: Hey, who are you calling a moron for?! Wait.

Scooby: Hey, who are you calling a moron for?! Wait. Lorcan? As in Lorcan Darcy?

A Girl: Yeah, she's my baby sister. We're both both on our mom's side, she's black and our dad's white.

Shaggy: Wait, if your sister is Lorcan, are you...?

A Girl: Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Cillian Darcy of the second dimension. Lorcan's older sister, Jack, Melissa, Nightmare and Kino's half-sister, Molly Williams' step-daughter, Maisie and Jack Darcy's eldest daughter and Molly Mayne's sister-in-law. Lorcan that good-for-nothing-stupid-little...!

Shaggy: Who's Molly Mayne?

Cillian: Lorcan's wife! She's a lesbian!

Scooby: Wait, Cillian? Well, that's just freaky.

Cillian: Yes, what do you think she is?!

Shaggy: Okay, okay, don't be a grouchy. What are you doing here?

Cillian: My little sister's dimensional portal! Thanks to her, i should've gone to the bathroom before i came here.

Shaggy: Okay, listen! We need your help. Our friends got kidnapped by this mysterious Shadow King.