Into the Real World with Yoshi

Hey, guys, Kimberly Jordan here. I am just staying in my yard where I can see beautiful wonders. When my life began and some characters were first created, they seemed to have creature noises at first, but as the years passed, they have been programmed to say names and words like "Gloom" and "Haunter". These two names of Pokémon are based on English words if that's the kind of point I made for my own life. I wonder what might be coming?

Green Yoshi: Mayday! (about to crash Kimberly Jordan) Incoming Yoshi!

Kimberly Jordan: Oh, dear, it's the green Yoshi. I might just--*WHAM*--oof! ...keep a closer eye on him.

Yoshi: Where am I? Is this really the planet Earth?

Kimberly: Yep...*groaning*...it really is. Just like in my dreams, you can talk?

Yoshi: Uh-huh. I think I must've landed on a human by accident.

Kimberly: I am a human, Yoshi, and not just any human, I am the one and only Kimberly Jordan of Maryland, the USA.

Yoshi: Sorry I didn't stay alert where I was going, Kimberly.

Kimberly: That's OK. I have an idea.