LEGO Dimensions: The Special/Transcript

(The story starts with the screen panning on an otherworldly sky and pans down. Then, text appear. "LEGO Systems A/S Presents" then another fades in after the other fades out. "A TT Animation Production". The scene cuts to a vortex popping up. Then a being with a damaged cape, a skirt robe, a golden helmet, shoulder armor and a staff comes out of it. A robot comes out of the vortex as well. He scans the ground of the wasteland. He gets a reading.)

X-PO: Hey, I found the thing! Uh. I mean. "Anomaly located, master."

(The being walks up to the spot his minion found.)

Lord Vortech: Yes! (chuckles) I've found it!

X-PO: Uh... you found it?

Lord Vortech: After all these years of searching, it really exists: Foundation Prime. (He uses his staff to uncover the ground, showing elements.) This depicts the Foundation Elements. Artifacts from start of time, scattered across the dimensions. And only I can gather them all in one place.

X-PO: Just so you know; the Foundation Elements are the cornerstones of time and space. So they're Kinda important. To the... (He chuckles.) Entire universe.

Lord Vortech: Your services are no longer required.

(He points his staff at the robot, opening a vortex.)

X-PO: But the elements can't be safety harnessed, it's too dangerous! (While being sucked in, he comes apart.) And what about that pay raise you promised meeeee...?!

(After he's sucked in, it closes.)

Lord Vortech: (cackling) I will have them all. I will control their power. I will make... universes collide! (He cackles again and his voice gets deeper.) Aargh...! (His arms grow and he becomes giant.) No! I will not be denied perfection! (He reverts back to his normal size and his voice is regular.) My dedication to this work has taken its toll. Not for much longer can I freely pass between dimensions. Argh! But, there is another way.

(He uses his staff to make a throne rise. The being cackles menacingly and the screen fades the black and a title appears. "LEGO Dimensions: The Special".) down Superman. But not today. Cut him off at the bridge - we'll have him cornered. of Oz is mine! So long, Dorthy! So long! What's that? Something magical? It looks like so pretty... it feels so powerful! They can't have it! freeze, to blind my foes in red! Hahaha! Gah! You bothersome little worm! I'll get you for that! What are you flying fools waiting for? Attack! Attack! Your thoughts, your moves, your actions are mine! Hahaha! Nnyahhh! I'll teach pesky little troublemakers like you to get in MY way! I'l get you, my pretty, and your giant dog, too! lady! Without my sister's ruby slippers you're no match for me! Away, my pretties! Away! arrangement... Aha! You cannot fool an Istari! I say, that WAS rather exciting, wasn't it? probably check that this doesn't have any evil inscriptions... No, it seems quite safe! At least there was no riddle to open this door. hope you like it here I'm going to make sure you never leave! Nnyaaaha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!!! have you? And you think you'll escape with it, do you? You won't even escape with your lives! (Laughs) Your thoughts, your moves, your actions are mine! Hahaha! Curses! CURSES! My Crystal Ball! My new powers are... gone! GONE! to be the same as on the Shift Keystone. Perhaps they're killed? Someone's trying to help us... I'd love to catch up, but I have to grab something and then destroy you and your friends, mmkay? Mmkay. Get the element. praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. Oh my gosh, space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! still and let me get you already! Really!? It's like you're just asking me to just attack you in lots of different and interesting ways. DO you mind? This is a NEW SUIT! We all know toxic waste gives you awesome super powers, so you just keep on trying that. Thanks! hilarious, the riotously ridiculous, the marvelously mirthful... me! Well, if isn't my old pal Batsy... Haha! But, you can tell me what this is? Too late! My experts say it's power unit. So let's use if it's got enough juice to wake up an old friend of yours, Bat-brain! I think it does! to need a taxi from the roof of Springfield Nuclear Power plant- Oh, never mind, one's here. Be seeing you around, Bat. Wooargh... pilfering do not concern me. We have the Foundation Element - that is all that maters.
 * Robin: Hey! No littering! What does Bane want with all this Kryptonite, Batman?
 * Batman: What everyone wants with Kryptonite, to take
 * Robin: Okay, Batman! Whoa!
 * Bane: Oh. And we were having such a nice chase.
 * Batman: Robin?
 * Gandalf: You shall not pass! Aaaaarrrrrr!
 * Frodo: Gandalf!
 * Gandalf: Fly you, fools.
 * Frodo: Nooo!
 * Batman: Where's Robin?
 * Gandalf: What? Behind you!
 * Batman: I said, where's Robin?
 * Gandalf: My dear fellow, I have no idea what you are talking about! Have you tried looking in a tree?
 * Batman: Not a Robin - Robin. He got sucked into a weird hole in Gotham. I jumped in and and it lead me to you!
 * Gandalf: And you are?
 * Batman: I'm Batman!
 * Ganddalf: My thanks.
 * Frodo: Gandalf!
 * Gandalf: Frodo! The Ring! Frodo has the One Ring - it cannot fall into the enemy's hands! Quickly, fly!
 * Batman: I'm not actual bat, Gandalf!
 * Samwise Gamgee: I s'pose we'll just wait for them, then.
 * MetalBeard: Arr! It be Wyldstyle who jigged the best-
 * Unikitty: This dance-off was FIXED!!! I mean "Well done, Wyldstyle."
 * Wyldstyle: Yes! I mean, y'know, whatever. Ngh! Hey, wait, that's mine!
 * MetalBeard: Whoa! Wyldstyle! What, wh- WHOAAAAA! Arr! It be a kraken, I know it!
 * Emmet: What the- Where'd MetalBeard go?!
 * Batman: Agh!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): Oof!
 * Wyldstyle: Batman?! Gandalf! Batman?!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): Ow - you landed on my back, man.
 * Batman: I'm Batman.
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): No, I didn't say... Hey, I'm Batman!
 * Batman: I'm Batman!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): I'M Batman!
 * Batman: I'm Batman!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): I'm BATMAN.
 * Gandalf: Oh, twins. I wonder if one of them is evil?
 * Unikitty: Where did you come from? And why are there two Bat... mans? Bat... men? Bat... mens?
 * Batman: There aren't. There's only one Batman... ...I don't know who the stiff is.
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): Hey!
 * Gandalf: Well, this is all wonderful, but I don't suppose you saw a young Halfling pass this way?
 * Emmet: What's a Halfling?
 * Wyldstyle: The only thing we saw was our friend MetalBeard getting dragged into a strange vortex.
 * Batman: I think it was some kind of dimensional rift... Where is it?
 * Emmet: It disappeared after it took him.
 * Wyldstyle: So you didn't cause all that?
 * Gandalf: Might I suggest that we set out on a quest to find this, er, "rift" you say?
 * Unikitty: A quest?! Let me go pack some rainbow colored LEGO bricks!
 * Emmet: ANd I'll get my wrench!
 * Gandalf: We shall be the Fellowship of the- Aaaaarrrrr!
 * Wyldstyle: Aaaaarrrrr!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): "Fellowship of the Aar!"? That's a terrible name.
 * Emmet: Aw! They left without the whole gang!
 * Unikitty: Gang, shmang! They left without *me*! Rargh!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): That guy wasn't anything special. Ngh... Hup! Oof! Dang it.
 * Gandalf: We are at this straneg beast's mercy and I do not trust where it is leading us, we must get out!
 * Batman: Agreed. I need your scanner. If I can locate whatever's generating this rift... ...Then I can disrupt it.
 * Gandalf: Does that mean it worked?
 * Wyldstyle: Well, I don't quite knew what you did., but we're still alive.
 * Gandalf: Are you sure?
 * Batman: This technology looks advanced... My guess? That gateway created the rift that brought us here.
 * Gandalf: Which gateway?
 * Batman: The one exploded.
 * Gandalf: Hmm... Then perhaps...
 * Wyldstyle: ...We should rebuild it!
 * Gandalf: I SHALL pass... this over to someone else.
 * Gateway Keeper: Re-routing from back-up power. All systems are go. Limited system functionality restored.
 * Wyldstyle: "Limited system functionality"? Am I going to lose an arm if I go through that thing?
 * Batman: It does look unstable, I saw some glowing parts get sucked into it - they must have been important.
 * Gandalf: Well, it seems to be... alive, at least.
 * Wyldstyle: My relic scanner's showing that there's definitely something through here.
 * Gandalf: Could it be leading us to the missing bricks?
 * Batman: Could be...
 * Wyldstyle: Or MetalBeard?
 * Batman: Couldn't be.
 * MetalBeard: Aaaaaar!
 * Wyldstyle: That's MetalBeard! He's in trouble! Or he's happy, he uses "Aar!" for a lot of things. Either way, we have to find him!
 * Batman: We are not in Gotham anymore.
 * Gandalf: I would have had a more pleasant journey on the back of that Balrog.
 * Batman: It's so... colorful.
 * Gandalf: Yes. It is rather pleasant.
 * Wyldstyle: I can't see MetalBeard.
 * Batman: Well, something's close. You're still tracking that signal. This way.
 * Wyldstyle: Careful. This place might look pretty but we can't let our guard down.
 * Gandalf: Confound it! What inconsiderate tool of a Took would have their cart in a such a place?
 * Wyldstyle: Time to think outside the box!
 * Batman: The world's greatest detective strikes again.
 * ("Off To See The Wizard" plays)
 * Wyldstyle: Is that... singing?
 * Gandalf: It's not just singing - it's a singing scarecrow. Among other oddites.
 * Batman: The Scarecrow! I knew it! This is all hallucination!
 * Wyldstyle: I think he's going crazy.
 * Gandalf: Going, my dear? He's wearing a bat costume.
 * ("Off To See The Wizard" continues playing)
 * Batman: You're coming with me, Scarecrow!
 * Dorothy: Another one to join us on our journey! And what are you missing?
 * Batman: A sense of humor. Hand him over!
 * Dorothy: But why ever would we do that?
 * Batman: Because he's a heartless villain!
 * Tin Woodman: No. I'm heartless... he's brainless.
 * Scarecrow: Am I still a villain, though?
 * Cowardly Lion: I s..s...see something scary!
 * Tin Woodman: What? Is it Toto again?
 * Dorothy: Oh my! You are heartless! Oh no! Not anoher tornado!
 * Cowardly Lion: Aargh!
 * Gandalf: What on Middle-earth is going on?
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah, who was that laughing?
 * Batman: I don't know.
 * Wyldstyle: Look! Is that one of the pieces from the gateway?
 * Batman: Yes! Let's grab it and get out of this place!
 * Wyldstyle: Okay, so I'm guessing those are NOT normal poppies... Do we have anything that will help us cross safety?
 * Gandalf: We're almost there! Goodness, this has been remarkably easy, hasn't it?
 * Batman: Oh, you just to jinx it, didn't you?
 * Wicked Witch: Now that meddling do-gooder is gone, all
 * Gandalf: It would appear we're not the only ones interested in the gateway pieces.
 * Wicked Witch: Get away from my property! Whatever it is!
 * Batman: We've got monkey dive-bombers!
 * Wyldstyle: Ugh. This place makes Cloud Cuckoo Land look normal.
 * Wicked Witch: So you won't take a warning, eh? I'll take care of you now! Hehehehe!
 * Gandalf: What dark sorcery is this?
 * Batman: Oracle, how do I beat this thing? Ah, I'll just keep hitting it.
 * Wicked Witch: A spell to halt the progress ahead! To
 * Wyldstyle: Flying monkeys? They're coming this way!
 * Wicked Witch: Stay in the red mist, that's just fine!
 * Batman: I'm a bat... ...Man.
 * Wicked Witch: Seize the shiny and fly! Fly back to the castle!
 * Wyldstyle: Nuh-uh! No you don't! Agh!
 * Wicked Witch: You'll have to be faster than that, my
 * Batman: Now this is more my kinda scene... Dark and spooky...
 * Gandalf: I think this contraption could almost give shadowlax a run for his money!
 * Batman: Looks like they were lying in wait... Or should that be "flying?" in wait?...
 * Talking Tree: What do you think you're doing? Oh you...
 * Gandalf: Allow me to deal with this! A curious
 * Wyldstyle: Ugh... Remind me not to do THAT again...
 * Batman: A gigantic castle for just one person? I'm beginning to like this witch...
 * Gandalf: Prepare to see some fireworks! I should
 * Wicked Witch: So, you made it inside, did you? Well I
 * Batman: The Wicked Witch is getting away! Gotta get her now!
 * Wyldstyle: Let me show you how it's done! Who the heck built this thing?
 * Wicked Witch: So... You've come to steal my treasure,
 * Batman: Why can't you do that kind of magic?
 * Gandalf: Hmmph! All she's doing is moving faster than the eye can follow.
 * Wyldstyle: Then let's find a way to stop her.
 * Wicked Witch: You can't steal my new toy from me! I'm the only one who knows how to use it! It's of no use to you!
 * Batman: This has gone on long enough, Wicked Witch... Surrender the piece!
 * Gandalf: You shall not pass!
 * Wicked Witch: Stay in the red mist, that's just fine!
 * Wyldstyle: I think I've got an idea to keep her preoccupied... Time to get building!
 * Wicked Witch: Argh! You cursed brat!
 * Batman: Bat.
 * Wicked Witch: I'm melting! Melting! Oh what a world, what a world! Make sure to cancel my newspaper delivery...
 * Gandalf: How do you suppose she ever took a bath?
 * Wyldstyle: Maybe that isn't monkeys we can smell? Another rift!
 * Gandalf: Batman!
 * Batman: On it!
 * Gandalf: I believe the rift is becoming unstable! Shall we take our leave through it?
 * Wyldstyle: Where do you think this one leads?
 * Batman: Wherever it is, it's gotta be better than this garish nightmare! Come on!
 * Lord Vortech: Ah, good guys?
 * Scarecrow: I might be a villain.
 * Tin Woodman: Ignore him.
 * Lord Vortech: Thank you - to the left, please. Oh, and you won't be needing those lovely ruby slippers anymore, my dear!
 * Robin: Have you got any idea where we are or what's going on?
 * Dorothy: I know it's not Kansas. They took my slippers.
 * Frodo: They took my ring, too.
 * Robin: And the Kryptonite I was holding.
 * MetalBeard: Any my treasure chest of ill-gotten booty...
 * Robin: Don't worry, MetalBeard. We'll get it back.
 * MetalBeard: Aar?
 * Robin: And then I will return to the rightful owners.
 * MetalBeard: Aar.
 * Lord Vortech: Excellent. Place them with the other elements. (Laughs) Bad guys? Excellent. To the right please.
 * Saruman: I am Saruman the White. I am not a 'bad guy'.
 * Joker: Pff! Please.
 * Lord Vortech: Look! Sauron!
 * Saruman: My Lord Saruman, it is I, your faithful serv-
 * 'Joker: Hahahaha!
 * Saruman: Oh. To the right you say?
 * Lord Vortech: If you don't mind. You'll find lots of fun weapons and we can offer you some excellent opportunities to use them.
 * Joker: Well, we'd have to be crazy to refuse that offer!
 * Lord Vortech: Mmm?
 * Joker: That means we're in.
 * Gandalf: Goodness, I almost lost my staff that time.
 * Wyldstyle: Same here Except with my lunch.
 * Gateway Keeper: Hey, nice job. You bought back the Shift Keystone.
 * Wyldstyle: Keystone? What's a keystone?
 * Batman: I'm guessing it's this.
 * Wyldstyle: Let's do this!
 * Batman: Urgh... Why do these things always have to be so... bright?
 * Gandalf: Oh!
 * Wyldstyle: Where are we?!
 * Batman: And why does everything look... Strange?
 * Homer: (Screams)
 * Krusty: Hey, hey, kids!
 * Batman: Enough TV. Let's figure why we're here.
 * Wyldstyle: I'm Wyldstyle! And I'm not a DJ!
 * Hans Moleman: Over here! Help me!
 * Wyldstyle: Time to see what a Msater Builder can really do!
 * Gandalf: I think this contraption could almost give shadowfax a run for his money!
 * Batman: Interesting. The markings on this device appear
 * Batman: Hey!
 * Wyldstyle: Batman! Whoa!
 * Gandalf: Whoa!
 * Batman: Whoa! What the heck is going on?
 * Wyldstyle: I don't know.
 * Batman: Here we go again. That's right... It's the bat!
 * Lord Business: The Foundation Element has been located... It's in the... in the hands of an employee...
 * Computer System Warning: System compromised Self Destruct intizing in T-minus 3, 2, 1.
 * Gandalf: Self... what?
 * Computer SYstem Warning: Warning: Detonation.
 * Gandalf: Only part of the message was relayed. We need more information.
 * Batman: Alright... No more Mr. Nice Bat.
 * Lord Business: Do everything it takes to get hold of this employee, one Homer J... Sempson? ...Sempson? ...Sim... oh whatever. JUST GET HIM.
 * Computer System Warning: Second System compromised. Self Distruct intalallzing in T-Minus 3, 2, 1. Detonation.
 * Batman: Hmm... I think the tool for this job is in my other Batsuit...
 * Gandalf: This is Wizard's work... This creature is still alott, there must be more to it hidden away inside, keeping it alive...
 * Lord Business: Once we have the artfact we move back. Utilize The Asset and his secret weapon if there's any resistance.
 * Gandalf: We must retrieve the artefact before the enemies.
 * Computer System Warning: Proximitry Alert. Emergency Landing incoming. Raise in altitude suggested.
 * Batman: This says we're heading towards Springfield nuclear power plant. And that... Was our brakes.
 * Homer: It's not selling out, it's co-branding! Co-branding!
 * Gandalf: Ow. What do you suppose these internal contraptions want here?
 * Batman: Wyldstyle, your scanner.
 * Wyldstyle: There's something at the other end of the plant, maybe the keystone?
 * Batman: Let's check it out...
 * Homer: What do I do? What do I do? All right, brain. It's all up to you. Check core temperature... I just press this button... D'oh!
 * Batman: This is going to be like ACE Chemicals all over again!
 * Homer: Vent radioactive gas? N-O. Homer, your genius heh heh heh!
 * Batman: Is he deliberately trying to make things harder?
 * Homer: This is my chance to show everyone how professional I am.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah, someone else should probably take a look at this...
 * Lord Business: ...so what I'm saying is, why didn't you just cut a bigger hole?
 * Wyldstyle: Lord Business......
 * Lord Business: Wyldstyle? It "was" you meddling! Hey,
 * Homer: Ow! Hoo-hoo! Ow, my thingies! I'm not normally a
 * Lord Business: That's the grabbing done. Now, what was the other thing?
 * Homer: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
 * Lord Business: Well it was nice of you guys to drop in but I don't have time to play. I'm a little busy.
 * Batman: Hmph. I've fought tougher enemies than this with my cowl backwards.
 * Gandalf: Some outside the box thinking is required here, I believe.
 * Lord Business: Look, this is a new gun okay. It needs a little time to charge so my goons will distract you, okay?
 * Wyldstyle: Ugh... Remind me not do that again...
 * Lord Busniess: Argh! Why are you so difficult? Just stay
 * Wyldstyle: I have literally no idea what do with this.
 * Lord Business: Tell him it's show-time. Look at that! Right into my hand!
 * Homer: Hey, get your own pants!
 * Lord Business: Hey, it's been great seeing you again, Wyldstyle, but I have somewhere less exploding to be. You know what to do.
 * Joker: Roll up, roll up and witness the hysterically
 * Batman: Joker...
 * Joker: Ding-ding-ding! One point to the Dork Knight!
 * Batman: Joker! What are you doing? Oh, not this again... Duck!
 * Joker: Ready for round two?!
 * Gandalf: I shall banish you to the fiery depths!
 * Joker: Hey! Now that's not very nice!
 * Batman: That's done it.
 * Joker: Don't forget to go out with a smile! Nice of you to come out and play.
 * Batman: Hitting him will interrupt his sequence and do some damage... but he's too far away!
 * Joker: Will you just PLAY NICE? It's not a show with out THE JOKER! That's me by the way.
 * Gandalf: The metal giant appears to have a strange contraption attached to it.
 * Batman: You just made a big mistake!
 * Joker: Ooh, this looks valuable... Nuh-uh! Hi, I'm going
 * Gandalf: I'll take that, thank-you. Shall we?
 * Joker: ...and then they stole this shiny thing I found!
 * Lord Vortech: Chance meetings and setbacks to your petty
 * Joker: Trust me, if you underestimate the Creped Crusader, you'll end up getting battered...
 * Gateaway Keeper: Three it is - the Chroma Keystone. Now we're talkin'.
 * Batman: Let's see what this one can do.