User blog:GazzaB9/Even More Very Incorrect Good Ol' Magic Quotes


 * Charlotte: You thought I was done? you thought I was gone for good? bitch, please! you really think I'd give up my crown that easily? I'm the king of incorrect quotes! never forget that!
 * Lily: Queen.
 * Charlotte: No one asked you!


 * Shadow Warrior: Don't do anything I would do.
 * William: Okay.
 * Shadow Warrior: Don't do anything I wouldn't do either.
 * William: Uh...
 * Shadow Warrior: There's a small grey space in the middle, that's where you operate.


 * Charlotte: You like that, baby?
 * William: No, I'm actually far more flaccid then I was at the beginning of this believe it or not...


 * Maria: The number eight is just two number threes kissing.
 * Lily: Don't make me think about that.


 * Griffinface: Your really minimum uniqueness minimizes gangrenous animals yeah?
 * Darklia: Now read the first letter of each word.


 * Daisuke: Did you pee in the pool?
 * William: I didn't.
 * Andrew: Oh my god!
 * William: I may have peed in the pool.


 * Charlotte: We take requests if you got them.
 * Lily: Do we?
 * Charlotte: I don't know, probably.


 * Maria: Hey, look at this character I made up!
 * Charlotte: That's just me but a brunette.
 * Maria: Okay, don't be a hater!


 * Carrie: Sure I'm failing in most of my classes but, hey, Washington failed all of his exams and he ended up winning a war and becoming president!
 * Lily: That's not true.
 * Carrie: Okay, if you're going to nitpick every little thing I say I don't think we can be friends anymore.


 * Ghostly Jack: Why don't I get a quote in this?
 * Ryous: There you go. A quote.
 * Ghostly Jack:
 * Ryous: That's right. A quote.


 * Iron Emperor: Now that you've defeated me, I can finally reveal who I am--
 * Charlotte: Later!


 * William: When I was gay I thought I was 13.


 * Maria: No eggs for me, thanks. I'm vegan.
 * Charlotte: You're currently eating raw meat.
 * Maria: Stop being a hater!
 * Charlotte: What is your obsession with the word hater as of late?!


 * William (shirtless in the rain): When you don't believe in the impossible it becomes impossible to believe in wonder in the world...
 * Charlotte: You're kinda putting on some weight.
 * William: I'm well aware! stop interrupting my shirtless rain philosophy!


 * Iron Emperor: There is nothing you can do to stop me.
 * Charlotte: You ever heard of the nutcracker?
 * Iron Emperor: There is one thing you can do to stop me.


 * Charlotte: Could you ever learn to love me?
 * William: I'm sorry... but I can't motorboat an anvil.


 * Iron Emperor: Love isn't real... love is an illusion... love was created by people to--
 * Misery: I bought a puppy!
 * Iron Emperor: Love is real!


 * Charlotte: Oh what? you think just by ignoring this blog you can take my crown away? ha! I said it once let me say it again, I am, was, and will always be the king of incorrect quotes!
 * Lily: Damn it, not this again...
 * Maria: Your ego's really getting out of control, isn't it?
 * William: Stop letting the author speak through you! it makes both you and him look like a douche!


 * Bella Doll: Ma'am, I would just like to say that with the way the wind blows through your hair and the sparkle that shines in your eye that you look ravishing and that I fancy you.
 * Charlotte: Fucking you would be like fucking mud.
 * Bella Doll: Okay, bit of a harsh truth there...


 * William: We don't slut shame here. We give sluts the pats on the head that they deserve for existing. Thank you sluts.


 * Maria: Here's a teenager's guide on how to deal with your dad getting remarried. Step one: don't. Step two: DON'T. Step three: stop dating my dad Brenda! or Bruno. We don't assume here.


 * Charlotte: Hey, what's up, it's ya boy, uh... skinny penis!
 * William: That's a dead meme Charlotte.
 * Charlotte: *walks away*
 * William: It's a dead meme, Charlotte!
 * Charlotte: *starts running*
 * William:' THE MEME IS DEAD!!


 * Charlotte: You know... I don't get this serious usually but... if you didn't exist, I truly think my life would be far worse. Without you, I think I'd just be a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece...
 * Maria: Oh, Charlotte! you do care!
 * Charlotte: What? oh, uh, yeah... yeah... *shewing away Tux* yeah, I sure do...


 * Evie: *Handing out fliers* Here you go, repent and be saved. Here you go, repent and be saved. Pete! good to see you!
 * Pete: This isn't going to be a part of the religion you joined, is it?
 * Evie: What? no, no, no. It's just, um... okay, fine it is.
 * Connor: Sorry, none of us are interested in your cult.
 * Evie: It's not a cult! Lord Garfield will strike you down! he is our land's future!
 * Pete: Sounds like a cult.


 * Maria: You're flatter than a pancake.
 * Lily: Flatter than the earth.
 * William: Flatter than Nero.
 * Charlotte: Why is there more than one joke about how flat I am?!


 * William: Trans rights.