The Janelyz Rodriguez Movie!/Trailer transcripts

Teaser Trailer (5/7/29)
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(Janelyz swings scythe)

sleep

(Tony and Dark Tony fights)

'til Brooklyn

(Janelyz and Metal Janelyz attacking each other)

THE JANELYZ RODRIGUEZ MOVIE - TEASER TRAILER STARTS NOW

(trailer starts in Janelyz's hometown)

FOR 27 YEARS

(scene cuts to New York City)

NINE HEROES SAVE THE WORLD

(scene cuts back to the streets on Janelyz's hometown)

BUT THIS TIME

(scene cuts to Janelyz's house)

SHE GETS A ROAD TRIP TRADITION

All: Happy birthday!

Janelyz: Oh, thanks, guys. I really appreciate a surprise birthday party.

Tony: You're welcome, Jane. Come on, sit down.

Ben: Happy birthday, Mom!

Janelyz: Thanks, Benny. (pats head)Foot on the pedal, never ever false metal Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle City to city, I'm running my rhymes

Aubrey: Janelyz, how about we go on a road trip to New York?

Janelyz: Sounds great and cost us a short drive, so, sure, we're going on a road trip. Good idea, Aubrey.

(action music continues)

Dark Tony: Hello, there, Janelyz.

On location, touring around the nation

Tony: My arch-nemesis, Dark Tony.

(both start attacking each other)

Beastie Boys always on vacation

THIS CHRISTMAS

Ain't no faking, your money I'm taking

Tyler: We can't let them win, because if we fail, they'll obliterate New York City.

(action scenes)

Nolan: (evil laughter)

No sleep 'til

POWER

Ethan: (dodges Nolan's henchman's missiles) (shoots his superpower weapons)

IS LIBERTY

Penelope: Get that husky-hogging wolf!

Aubrey: Husky-hogging? Well, that's just rude. (attacks the henchmen)

Another plane, another train Another bottle in the brain

(scene cuts to Janelyz and Ethan)

Ethan: Come on, darling. Together, we'll save New York.

Janelyz: Are you sure?

Ethan: I'm completely thorough, darling.

Janelyz: Okay. (powers up determination) (gets scythe)

We got a safe in the trunk with money in a stack

(action scenes with Aubrey and Julia)

Bobo: Can I join in, Mom?

Janelyz: Sure thing, you are nineteen now.

Bobo: Yay! (uses soul trait)

Both: (about to attack the enemies)

Waking up before I get to sleep

(short action scene montage)

George: Use this crest.

Janelyz: Thank you, George.

George: No problem, Janelyz.

Janelyz: (powers up)

'Cause I'll be rockin' this party eight days a week

Janelyz: Yah!

Nolan and Janelyz: (about to attack each other big time)

Nolan: You're a joke. You'll never be special. Ever! (transforms into a giant titan)

(attack scenes with Janelyz and Titan Nolan)

Dark Tony: Destroy her!

Janelyz: Gotta! Save! York!!! (scythes Titan Nolan)

Never sleep 'til Brooklyn (Brooklyn)

THE JANELYZ RODRIGUEZ MOVIE

Janelyz: Huh? Who is that? Nolan?

Bobo: No, Mom. It's someone else. Is that...

Metal Janelyz: (powers on)

Bobo: YOU?!

(intense attack scenes with Janelyz and Metal Janelyz)

ONLY IN THEATERS THIS CHRISTMAS