Top 10 Ways How To Make Sonic Do Your Chores

Note: This is a joke about Sega improving their games. You may edit this but don't vandalize.

Note #2: This idea is so horrible that it doesn't even need effort into it.

Heres how it works.... Lets go to the history.
So Remember Sega as a company we all knew and loved. Probably you know it because of their famous icon: Sonic. If you grew up with Sega back in 1950-1970 (I dobut unless if you actually are.) Then, you must've seen a arcade in the mall. Then you seen some games invented by Sega. It's pretty great to be honest. Then. Japan decided to add a new market for it.

Fixing their games.
If it wasn't for Japan being obsessed with Sega Saturn. Then, they would've been a better company.