Thread:DonaldoC1997/@comment-25892114-20180610220021/@comment-25892114-20180612180042

Emily: (grabs out a toy shark) See this shark?

Everyone else: Yeah?

Emily: This shark toy was built by Eric's friend, Michael, for me. This will be used for a game I'd like to call "Escape the Humping Shark." Whoever gets humped last, wins a box of chocolate chip cookies. (Reveals a bunch of chocolate chip cookies, causing Claire to drool)

(Emily then activates the toy)

Toy Shark: (low-pitched voice) I need to have sex!

Plucky: Pfft! I just know I'm going to be last- (gets humped on by the toy)