Vocaloid All Stars: Classifications/Transcript

Anon: I'm Anon!

Kanon: I'm Kanon!

Sugar: I'm Sugar, the sweet version of Otomachi Una!

Spicy: I'm Spicy, the hot version of Otomachi Una!

Rana: I'm Rana!

Lily: I'm Lily!

CUL: I'm Cul!

MEW: I'm Mew!

LUMi: I'm Lumi!

Xin Hua: I'm Xin Hua!

Galaco: I'm Galaco!

Stardust: I'm Stardust!

Mayu: I'm Mayu!

IA: I'm Ia!

V Flower: I'm Flower!

Unity-chan: I'm Unity-chan!

Chika: I'm Chika!

Mo Qingxian: I'm Mo Qingxian!

Akikoloid-chan: I'm Akikoloid-chan!

Kokone: I'm Kokone!

Sachiko: I'm Sachiko!

Zunko Tōhoku: I'm Zunko Tōhoku!

ONA: I'm Ona!

Kizuna Akari: I'm Akari Kizuna!

Azuki Masaoka: I'm Azuki Masaoka!

Matcha Kobayashi: I'm Matcha Kobayashi!

Rion Tone: I'm Rion Tone!

Nemu Yumemi: I'm Nemu Yumemi!

Uni: I'm Uni!

Rune Anri: I'm Rune Anri!

Mirai Komachi: I'm Mirai Komachi!

Sora Haruno: I'm Sora Haruno!

Amy: I'm Amy!

Kaori: I'm Kaori!

Hime Meika: I'm Hime Meika!

Mikoto Meika: I'm Mikoto Meika!

Akaza: I'm Akaza!

Ring Suzune: I'm Ring Suzune!

Zhanyin Lorra: I'm Zhanyin Lorra!

Hibiki Lui: I'm Hibiki Lui!

Oliver: I'm Oliver!

Gachapoid Ryūto: I'm Ryūto Gachapoid!

Piko Utatane: I'm Piko Utatane!

Zhiyu Moke: I'm Zhiyu Moke!

Fukase: I'm Fukase!

DEX: I'm Dex!

LEON: I'm Leon!

VY2 Yūma: I'm VY2 Yūma!

Tonio: I'm Tonio!

Bruno Garcia: I'm Bruno Garcia!

Hiyama Kiyoteru: I'm Kiyoteru Hiyama!

Yuu: I'm Yuu from the ZOLA Project!

Kyo: I'm Kyo from the ZOLA Project!

Wil: I'm Wil from the ZOLA Project!

YOHIOloid: I'm Yohioloid!

Arsloid: I'm Arsloid!

Cyber Songman: I'm Cyber Songman!

Big AL: I'm Big Al!

Longya Yuezheng: I'm Longya Yuezheng!

Ueki-loid: I'm Ueki-loid!

Ken: I'm Ken!

Chris: And I'm Chris!

Miku: Well, that's all the Vocaloids gathered in one group. Today's topic is all about classifications, so the first subject is nations of the world. Let's start with my country Japan because most Vocaloids are Japanese as a nation.

(all other Japanese Vocaloids cheering/agreeing excitedly with some doing traditional dances using their items)

Ruby: How about the USA?

DAINA: Yee-haw~!

(all other American Vocaloids agreeing to each other)

Tianyi: You can add China which is my very own.

(all other Chinese Vocaloids agreeing at once)

SONiKA: There's also Great Britain which is also known as the United Kingdom.

Oliver: Hi-5?

LEON: Up high~

Oliver & LEON: Yeah~! *both jump to give a hi-5 and LEON chuckles*

MAIKA: Don't forget my country, Spain~

Clara & Bruno: ¡Si!

SeeU: South Korea?

Uni: You bet!

Sweet ANN: Australia...

AVANNA: ...Ireland...

Miriam: ...South Africa...

LOLA: ...the Caribbean...

Xin Hua: ...Taiwan...

YOHIOloid: ...Sweden...

ONA: ...and possibly a country that is supposedly between Basque and Portuguese.

Prima: But Tonio and I don't have a real nation revealed, do we, my love?

Tonio: It's tough to say. I guess we'll let someone else reveal our nations because of our accents.

Miku: Let's skip to the next subject about colors, shall we? I'm the only Vocaloid who's teal or what some people like to call turquoise. It's a color mixed between green and blue.

Longya: I have a top that is darker than Miku herself.

MEIKO: In the rainbow order, red is the first color, so I'm one of the Japanese Vocaloids to wear red as my personal color, even though I was born with brown eyes and hair.

Ruby: I'm the only American Vocaloid who's red as my theme color, too.

Clara: And I'm the only Spanish Vocaloid with the same color. In Spanish, they say rojo which means red. I'm good at translating, am I?

Ling: Oh, I can hardly doubt it. Since I was born Chinese in this color, Chinese people like to use it for good luck in their cultures. It also represents the color of fire. In the Chinese language, it's hóngsè.

Yuki: Seems like I'm the only Vocaloid kid to wear red. The Japanese-language speakers call it aka or akai according to different dialects, I think.

Iroha: My favorite character Hello Kitty is famous for wearing a red bow on her left ear. She likes that color so much~

CUL: It's also the color of passion as a symbolism. And I was born with red eyes and hair.

Sachiko: On the Japanese flag, there's just a red circle which symbolizes the rising sun. My kimono has a much darker shade of red, whatever you like to call it.

Fukase: Do I count as the only Vocaloid boy with the color red?

Lui: That's my color, too, 'cause I want to be public as another boy.

Arsloid: I have red hair and eyes also, but I'm wearing a white and blue coat.

SeeU: After red comes the color orange. I'm the only Korean Vocaloid who wears this color.

Mirai: Oh, yeah! I think it's also my color~!

Akari: Well, it's just my accessories that are orange as my sub color.

Kaori: It's also the color of my background since the release of V5.

Rin: That's my color in the Project Diva video game series. It's also named after the orange fruit which I like the best. You see, Len and I were both born with blond hair and blue eyes and his color is technically yellow.

Len: I know, sis, and I love bananas which are yellow when ripe.

Cyber Diva: Out of all the American Vocaloids you've seen, I am the only one who is yellow as always.

Lily: And I'm the only Japanese one with blue eyes.

Qingxian: Even though I was born purple, I really love my yellow outfit I'm wearing.

DEX: Got the same color on some of my attire~

Gumi: My main color is green, yet I am wearing an orange outfit which is my sub.

Nana: I was born with green eyes and hair for sure!

SONiKA: So was I~

AVANNA: As the only Celtic Vocaloid, I'm in my very own green dress which is kind of based on a warrior girl.

Matcha: Really? I've got my own shade of green.

Zunko: My hair has the darkest shade of green which is different from the other green girls.

Gachapoid: And I'm the only Vocaloid kid who was born the color green.

Wil: Just accurately, my shade of green is much darker than Zunko's.

KAITO: I'm the only Crypton Vocaloid whose theme color is blue. Some people say it represents loyalty.

Tianyi: In my culture, this color also represents the element of water that is meant for cleansing.

Sugar: Spicy and I were both born this way.

Spicy: Yes, we're identical twins with distinctive looks.

LEON: Didn't know that color is on my boxart. It also tells me I'm the only Zero-G Vocaloid to be colored like this.

DAINA: You think so, Leon? Well, I'm another one who has this color. It's evident on my eyes, sleeveless jacket and headset.

Kyo: I'm the only ZOLA Project member who also wears the color blue.

Bruno: My shade of blue is lighter, so the Spanish word of this color is azul.

Oliver: I have a navy coat, so navy is the darkest shade of blue.

Ring: Wow! Now that I've heard there are so many shades of blue, mine is kind of like a powder blue which is one of the lighter shades I like the best.

Lapis: Since I'm the first wingless Vocaloid fairy, I have both blue and purple streaks.

Stardust: You might say that I'm the only Vocaloid with the color indigo, because it's a color between blue and purple.

Gakupo: Speaking of purple, I was the first Vocaloid who was made like this.

Yukari: That's right, and I'm the second one to be so, only my shades of purple are lighter.

Prima: Ah, yes, my good old V2 outfit makes me feel myself again~ I can possibly say that it's colored magenta.

Luka: I'm the first Vocaloid who was born pink which is my theme color and this is evident to my hair.

Mizki: Ooh, I like that color~! I think it's quite convenient my V2 boxart is colored in my shade of pink. It's sakura pink~

Uni: Wow! I'm the only Korean Vocaloid who's pink. It's not only my hair, but also my vest.

Azuki: My shade of pink is a little darker because I was born with it. I like this shade~

IA: To make a difference, I'm frequently themed with the lightest shade of pink.

Yuu: Golly! Pink is one of my favorite colors in my life~!

Piko: Next up is white because I was the first Vocaloid who was born in this color.

Yan He: I guess this color at first easily confuses Chinese-Americans because of the difference between worldly cultures, but I wish I could show them more...

MAIKA: Don't worry, amiga, I like the color white and I'm the only Spanish Vocaloid to embrace it.

LUMi: That's the color of my dress for certain.

Sweet ANN: And mine as well~

Anon: It's also the color of my shirt.

Moke: I have a white coat that matches my cap and boots. Who knows what my actual main color is?

Miriam: People say that I'm the only Vocaloid whose theme color is silver.

Kiyoteru: Gray also counts as a color. My shade is a little dark.

YOHIOloid: And mine is engaged with a few hints of gold.

Nemu: I have light gray sleeves on this cardigan.

LOLA: The darkest color of all is black. I don't always wear this outfit, but it's OK in most of my days.

Tonio: Folks say that it's a traditional color of mourning in funerals of those you love.

Flower: It's also the color of elegance, positively.

Kanon: Yep, and that's the color of my shirt.

MEW: I've heard about black cats for I was born black as coal. When can I see black animals?

Hime: My hair is pink and my eyes are periwinkle.

Mikoto: And mine are colored in opposite positions.

Sora: Who knows what my main color is? Some say that I like white, but sometimes, I switch to black and red which I'm wearing now.

Chika: I mostly come in a black dress which I'm wearing. It also goes with the black highlights on my pink hair.

Miki: My eyes and hair are red-orange and that's my natural color. I'm also another Vocaloid to wear white and blue.

Akikoloid-chan: So that means Miki, Arsloid and I are all wearing blue and white. I think we three also have our eyes and hair in different shades of red, except for my eyes.

Rana: I have pink hair and I like wearing clothes in the colors of the rainbow.

Merli: Huh, I love the color pink for certain; it's the best to me, but I also have indigo and purple streaks.

Amy: As one of the V5s, I have two colors which are gray and magenta.

Chris: And I come in black and blue.

Big AL: Of all the Vocaloids that are well-designed, I come in the colors of a Maryland flag which are red, yellow, black and white.

Yūma: This may be a little trifle, but I prefer dark red and gold.

LOLA: I almost forgot that magenta is my signature color due to my boxart release. And that concludes this subject. Miku, would you like to do the honors with the next one?

Miku: Do I? Oh, Lola, I've always wanted to take this on~ OK, the next subject of classifications is all about team companies and mine is Crypton Future Media, so there's six of us in this team.

Rin: Len and I are the only twin set in this company.

Len: That's Kagamine to a T~

MEIKO: I'm the only red one in this company because I'm well-classified.

Luka: And I'm the pink one in the same team.

KAITO: This blue one is certainly part of Crypton for real.

Ruby: My company is PowerFX and I'm one of the two Americans in this company.

Big AL: And I'm another one in this case.

Sweet ANN: I was the first female in this company according to the timeline.

YOHIOloid: This company mostly has blonds and I'm one of the three.

Oliver: Uh-huh, and I'm the only Vocaloid kid in this company, also British, if I'm allowed to add.

SONiKA: I'm a green British girl, so my company is Zero-G. There are exactly 9 in total, including myself, of course.

DAINA: Dex and I are the only American pair in this company, right?

DEX: I agree.

LOLA: With Leon on my side, I think we'd make a perfect international couple because ZG never expected our nationalities.

LEON: And I'm the first British Vocaloid of all.

Prima: This is why my other half and I had our names that sound Italian. This company made us both and I guess opera originated in Italy. Tonio, is it OK if we keep this legacy for the rest of our lives?

Tonio: Uh, yes, I think so.

Miriam: It was firstly thought that I appear to be the daughter of Leon and Lola, but there's no real information about my personality.

AVANNA: From this company out of all the others, I am the only Celt since my release, yet I feel it's too bad that my other half is never released. Who is he, another Celtic Vocaloid?

Tianyi: Skip on to my company that some people can easily call Vsinger. I was the first one in this company.

Ling: Yan and I just came after her.

Yan: Uh-huh, that really counts as the first 3 girls of this company I'm proud to be part of.

Moke: Then there's Longya and me.

Longya: I know we seem to be the first five in this company.

Qingxian: And later on, I came sixth. This is another company to have 6 Vocaloids as well.

MAIKA: My company Voctro Labs has originally 4 Vocaloids.

Clara: So Bruno and I are the only couple in this company.

Bruno: Exactly, mi amor~

ONA: Of all the Vocaloids in this company, I'm the only one who has the Catalan language, but I hate it when some people call me private, I want to escape.

Gakupo: Next up, my company officially known as Internet Co. Ltd. I came as the only samurai in this company and my potential goal is to become a good one since I realized that there were bad ones back in the 20th century. Isn't that right, Gumi-chan?

Gumi: You said it, Gakupo, and I just came as the first girl in this team. Was I the only one with green eyes and hair?

Gachapoid: Until I came in. I'm a Vocaloid kid in the same company!

Lily: I'm the only yellow Vocaloid in Internet Co. additionally and it feels so pleasant to be unique.

CUL: As you can see, I'm the only red one in this company and I love it when I was born in this color.

Kokone: Yes, and I'm proud to be a brunette, strongly with brown hair in my opinion.

Chika: Out of all the members of this company, I'm the only who likes pink the best because it makes me smile.

Sugar: Spicy and I are identical twins and we're the only duo in this company.

Spicy: Yeah, who cares if it's accurate or not?

Mizki: My company is called Bplats and I know the Master of the Great Crossover doesn't want it to be confused with such other Japanese companies. Anyway, I was the first V2 to be upgraded into V5 possibly.

Yūma: And I was the second one to get the same thing.

Lapis: I represent the same company, too.

Merli: So do I.

Yuu: This is the only trio who represents Bplats. I'm the blond one of the three, am I right, guys?

Kyo: Oh, I can hardly doubt it, Yuu-kun, I'm the group member with the ginger brown hair.

Wil: And supposedly, I seem to be the most mature one of the ZOLA Project. I like green and black by the way.

Anon: Kanon and I are the only pair of twins in the same company.

Kanon: I agree with her.

Xin Hua: My company is officially called Gynoid and I'm the native and local Taiwanese Vocaloid in that case.

Flower: It has internationally created Japanese Vocaloids like me...

Hime: ...but she's not the only one. Mikoto and I are also Japanese, technically born in Japan.

Mikoto: You girls got that right~

Lapis: The next subject is all about astrological Zodiac signs, so I have been confirmed as an Aries, just like master Kimberly from America!

Stardust: So have I, Lapis. She looked kind of carefully at my original release date for that reason.

Hime: Mikoto and I both have the same release date of our own, so we are also an Aries duo.

Mikoto: Yeah! That makes me think we can change our horns for the occasion.

Yūma: I'm the first Vocaloid who was created by the time of the Zodiac Taurus, and I mean the classical Zodiac sign.

Flower: The Master of the Great Crossover has confirmed that I have the same Zodiac sign as Yūma-kun here.

Akari: And I'm another Vocaloid girl to have it too. Got any bull horns, guys?

Yuu: From the ZOLA Project, I am 100% Gemini!

Kyo: But Wil and I have different birth-dates with Zodiac signs of our own. You see, I am an Aquarius...

Wil: ...and I am a Capricorn. Despite our original release date which is the same, these boys are all different.

Miku: My official Zodiac sign is Virgo and I'm also the first Vocaloid to obtain it. This also makes me want to be the leader of Vocaloid Team Virgo, so who's on my side?

Lily: I am, Miku-san, it would be so nice for me to wear a white lily flower on my hair like I did in the old times.

Mizki: With Miku as the turquoise member and Lily representing yellow, I like to dub myself pink because it is my official color. Where can I get us pairs of feathered wings?

Rana: This is great! I'm the youngest of all the Virgo Vocaloids! I get to be the rainbow member of that group~ *giggles*

Qingxian: Oh, I can roughly believe I am the only Chinese female to inherit this same Zodiac sign; and since I'm wearing flowers, would it be nice to have some wings on my back? I like to choose purple since it's one of my two theme colors I've been given.

YOHIOloid: Be that as it may, but in addition to females, I'm the first male to join this team. I'd rather have a flower on my coat.

Moke: That makes me the second of the males to be on Miku's chosen team.

Lumi: Um, I may be assumed aquatic, but I'm actually amphibious, so I'd like some flowers scattered on my hair and have my own pair of feathered wings on my back.

Unity-chan: My classic Zodiac sign is Capricorn, so my best friend Akaza and I possibly have been released in a similar date, with horns on our heads.

Akaza: Really? I didn't know the American Cutie had confirmed us like that.

LOLA: Leon and I were the very first Vocaloid couple to have the same Zodiac, it makes me want to see a goat or two.

LEON: I bet they might like flowers, thinking that it's food.

Rin: Speaking of food, I wish I had my own goat so I can feed it some oranges.

Len: And if I had mine, I can do the same with bananas.

Prima: Did I hear one of you say Capricorn? Oh, that convinces me that I'm the only opera-themed Vocaloid to have the same symbol as you four. It makes me want to sing this... *inhales and starts singing*


 * Out of all God's creations
 * There is a creature who is misunderstood
 * And everyone calls it a goat
 * Because I know that goats are good
 * With all their fur that's soft to touch
 * I love it when they feel my heart
 * Goats want to be in paradise, too
 * Since they have been made from the start

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[CUL]
 * Some guys at first heard all such lies
 * That "goats should go to hell",
 * But I don't think that's true at all
 * 'Cause goats are nice and swell

[Yukari]
 * Their fur is silky like bunnies' fur
 * And I like to see a goat one day
 * If I touch it, it'll love me
 * For I'm confirmed that way

[AVANNA]
 * I've been told that the 3 Billy Goats Gruff
 * is one of the famous stories
 * That brings many kids attention
 * to a family trio of goats

[Merli]
 * First one is small and the second is middle
 * They wanted to cross the troll's bridge
 * So the third is really big and tough
 * I think he'd let the troll drown in moats

[Oliver]
 * That's why this family trio of goats
 * Get a happy ending they deserve
 * And I'm glad they really do

[Big AL] I've got the strength of a goat with horns that curve

Clara: Wow! What a song! With Lola and Leon being the first Vocaloid couple to represent Capricorn, I feel like that Bruno and I are the second couple to have it too~

Bruno: No loco, mi rojita, I can possibly say that this is a major group out of all Vocaloids classified.