The Heroic Cinema

The Heroic Cinema is a crossover of every 2013 film ever seen.

Plot
A force of evil in the form of General Zod has teamed up with Aldrich Killian, the Mother Fucker, and John Harrison/Khan Noonien Singh, in order to take control over the world by pollution. Only one destined hero can stop them: the snail named Turbo.

Movies Featured

 * Man of Steel
 * Star Trek Into Darkness
 * Kick-Ass 2
 * Iron Man 3
 * The Hangover: Part III
 * The World's End
 * This Is The End
 * Turbo
 * Thor: The Dark World
 * Despicable Me 2
 * Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 2
 * Epic
 * World War Z
 * Pacific Rim
 * Elysium
 * After Earth
 * R.I.P.D.
 * The Smurfs 2
 * The ABCs of Death
 * Carrie
 * Insidious: Chapter 2
 * Fast And Furious 6
 * Oz : The Great and Powerful
 * Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
 * Jack the Giant Slayer
 * The Great Gatsby
 * Mama
 * The Lone Ranger
 * Pain & Gain
 * Monsters University
 * A Good Day To Die Hard
 * Texas Chainsaw 3D
 * Scary Movie 5
 * Now You See Me

Characters

 * Turbo: A snail, and the main hero of the movie.
 * Mike: A monster sent by S.H.I.E.L.D. to hunt down General Zod.
 * Sulley: A monster sent by S.H.I.E.L.D. to track down General Zod.
 * MK: A girl and childhood friend of Turbo.
 * The Lone Ranger: A cowboy who can stop at nothing to gun down John Harrison.
 * Iron Man: Inventor.
 * Oz: The great and powerful wizard himself, and mentor to the heroes. Sometimes goes angry.
 * Gru: The ex-supervillain-turned-now-superhero enters the fray! He is Oz's assistant.
 * Jack: Giant-slayer, gardener, and farmer.
 * Gatsby: A time-traveller.
 * John McCain: Keeps listening to Ode to Joy all the time.
 * Kick-Ass: The kung-fu expert.
 * Gerry: Hired by S.H.I.E.L.D. to interview all the survivors of the Glasgow Attack.
 * Papa Smurf: Having passed away due to a poison, he sends forth Turbo on a treacherous journey. His death is a reference to his voice actor Johnathan Winters' death.
 * James T. Kirk: Captain of the Enterprise.
 * Thor: The great god of thunder.
 * Flint Lockwood: Failing scientist-turned-successful author.
 * Jor-El: Father of Superman.
 * Superman: Son of Jor-El.
 * Raleigh Becket: A former Jaeger pilot.
 * Nick Walker: Back from the dead to fight evil.
 * General Zod: The main antagonist of the movie.
 * Aldrich Killian
 * John Harrison
 * Mama
 * Leatherface
 * Gargamel
 * Carrie: An evil girl.

Locations

 * Glasgow, Scotland: Where the movie takes place.