Thread:GazzaB9/@comment-24839525-20191207021209/@comment-30134917-20191231212009

Imagine a movie about a guy who's a typical action movie hero who's really good at fighting and killing but the entire time he's internally screaming. Like, everybody thinks he's this awesome unfeeling badass but after every match he vomits for six minutes straight and he has to wear a piss tube attached to his penis to stop himself from wetting his pants.