WikiViews/A WikiViews Easter Special: God's Not Dead: Electric Boogaloo

Transcript
An opening resembling the classic CBS Special Presentation one plays, saying "A WikiViews Special Presentation". It cuts to Dillon getting ready for Easter as Nolan comes over dressed as the Easter Bunny. He grabs a machine gun. A gorgeous green-haired red-eyed woman wearing a robe comes over and massages Nolan. Fake Nolan opens the door. Dillon shoots him, revealing a skin suit. Dillon shoots the fake Nolan some more. Meanwhile, Cthulhu is pissed as he suddenly notices his stash of cancelled God Is Not Dead sequels. He laughs evilly. He sluggishly walks to the postman as he hides the box on his bag. He notices the package.
 * Dillon: DIE!
 * Nolan: Whoa! What the fuck?!
 * Dillon: Oh, it's you. I thought you were my sleep paralysis demon.
 * Nolan: Sleep paralysis what?!
 * Dillon: Demon. And why are you dressed as the Easter Bunny? This ain't Halloween. It's Easter, you idiot.
 * Nolan: Hence why I'm dressed as the Easter Bunny. I've been chosen by the neighborhood to promote this year's egg hunt.
 * Dillon: You trust Mayor Cthulhu?
 * Nolan: Wait, his name is Cthulhu? His wife is a good fucker though.
 * Dillon: YOU CUCKED CTHULHU?!
 * Nolan: Dil, meet my fiancée Daisy. She's to fill the divorce papers from him.
 * Dillon: You want to mess with an elder god?
 * Nolan: She can handle him.
 * Fake Nolan: What the?...Is that a clone of me?.....with the wife of Cthulhu?
 * Dillon: Nice try! I know that the real Nolan is a sucker for green heads.
 * Fake Nolan: (as he is still shot) Dude... I'm into brunettes and blondes.
 * Cthulhu: This will teach Daisy to not cheat on me! Now to mail them to Nolan's house! They will make him go insane!
 * Cthulhu: Hey! Mailboy!


 * Mailman: What's that? Hmmm I see. Just hand me the package.