Gakupo's Bad Hair Day

A Camui Gakupo spinoff featuring me, Kimberly AJ (aka Kimberly Jordan)

Voice cast

 * Kimberly AJ as herself
 * GACKT as Camui Gakupo

Transcript
Kimberly AJ: What do you think of my very unique yukata perfectly designed, Gakupo?

Camui Gakupo: Oh, it's pretty nice, Kimberly, I once attended the spring festival with my yukata and some people confuse me for a girl because I have long hair. But that's OK. I'm just a young man who just wants his hair to be long enough for a variety of hairstyles I suppose I can take myself.

Kimberly: So besides you, I know another guy who prefers to have his hair long, too. His name is Ayame Sohma. He's one of the characters from Fruits Basket.

Gakupo: Really? I haven't met him for quite a while, so yes, I will come and see him. A samurai like me can make new experiences in good old Japan, so vast and colorful.

Kimberly: I just learned from American media that there are some international stories about some characters who have bad hair days.

Gakupo: Bad hair days, huh? Well, I had my own one once, so I'll tell you how it happened to me. In the middle of my samurai training week, I practiced slicing giant eggplants when suddenly, a swarm of parasites came and tangled my ponytail and front hair strands.

* scene flashes to flashback of Gakupo slicing giant eggplants*

Kimberly: My, oh, my, I didn't expect a samurai like you to practice with your particular katana that is well-sharpened. Which day had you been practicing before your hair messed up?

Gakupo: Well, I had it Friday. The parasites I didn't know that came to me are poison hornets. These bugs came from the works of an evil spirit and they mess up long hair of young men who go outside their homes! (in flashback) Get away from me! You're messing up my ponytail! Oh, no, not my front strands! Get off of me! (runs away) *narration mode* So I ran into the palace to get myself a pest-swatter and hairbrush.

Kimberly: And then?

Gakupo: I was frantic shooing away those hornets and untangling my messed-up hair at the same time, but as I looked at the mirror, I noticed that most of my hair got in an unsuitable condition. (frightened screaming in flashback) *narration mode* I had no choice, but to cut some of it off.

Kimberly: So those hornets wouldn't have to intrude the beauty of your hair?

Gakupo: Not quite. And as time passed, I made sure the hornets were gone while my hair was growing back so I would tie it in my signature ponytail again.