Steven Universe: The Tournament/Transcript

The Big Donut

 * [Steven is walking towards the Big Donut]


 * Steven: Ah, what a nice day to get a donut.
 * [He enters the Big Donut]
 * Sadie: Oh! Hey Steven!
 * Steven: Oh, hi Sadie! I thought Dewey ran the Big Donut now?
 * Sadie: I decided to come back, I was missing my job.
 * Steven: Oh, that's cool.
 * Sadie: So? What do you want?
 * Steven: I notice a new one's on the board. Hm.. [reads it out] "Sporty Glazed Donuts - sponsored by the olympians of the Great Cartoon Championships, A.K.A GCC" What's the Great Cartoon Championships?
 * Sadie: Oh, it's just some silly event that's happening.
 * Steven: I'm interested, tell me more!
 * Sadie: Well, okay. The GCC is- [she is interrupted by Buck coming in]
 * Buck: Hey, Sadie.
 * Sadie: Oh, um, hey, Buck. Want a donut?
 * Buck: Sure. I'd like a Sporty Glazed Donut please.
 * Sadie: Oh! Going to the GCC?
 * Buck: Yeah. I'm so excited. It only happens once every twenty years. I can't wait to see the Nickolympians compete. If only I could actually take part in the tournament.
 * Steven: [thinking] What is this tournament everybody's talking about? It sounds intriguing.
 * Buck: [takes his donut] Thank you.
 * Sadie: No problem. Have a nice time at the tournament this Friday!
 * Buck: Thank you Sadie. Bye. [leaves the Big Donut]
 * Steven: [leaves the Big Donut]

What Are These Flyers?

 * [Steven is at home]
 * Steven: Hey guys, I'm back!
 * Amethyst: Hey dude, what's up?
 * Steven: Do any of you guys know about the tournament?
 * Pearl: No, why is there?
 * Steven: I looked at the board in The Big Donut and it says "Sporty Glazed Donuts - sponsored by the olympians of the Great Cartoon Championships, A.K.A GCC". Then Buck mentioned something about Nickolympians competing, I mean I had no idea what he's talking about.
 * Pearl: What do you make of it Garnet?
 * Garnet: Well... I think they're talking about the massive tournament that I've been going to for years. Here, look at this. [hands Steven the flyer]
 * Steven: These are the flyers I've been seeing all around town for a few days now. I have no idea what they say, it makes no sense.
 * Garnet: They do once you put a little thought into them.
 * Steven: Huh? What does thought have to do with any of it?
 * Garnet: Steven, what's the first letter you see on the flyer?
 * Steven: Uh... G?
 * Garnet: Second?
 * Steven: S?
 * Garnet: Third?
 * Steven: V?
 * Garnet: Now, I'll be back in a second...
 * [A few minutes later, Garnet comes back with an Atbash decoder]
 * Steven: What's that?
 * Garnet: It's an Atbash decoder.
 * Steven: What's Atbash?
 * Garnet: It's a type of code. Take A, then write under Z, take B, than write under Y, take C, than write under X, and so on, so on, so on.
 * Steven: Ah. [decodes the message on the flyer, decoded it reads: "THE GREAT CARTOON CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE TAKING PLACE THIS FRIDAY - FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWENTY YEARS! BE THERE! MEET OTHER CARTOON CHARACTERS! COMPETE TO BE THE BEST!"
 * Amethyst: That sounds cool!
 * Steven: Yeah!
 * Garnet: These flyers disappear tomorrow.
 * Steven: Why?
 * Garnet: Because they're not just flyers. They're actually invitations!
 * Steven: Does that mean... we're invited?
 * Garnet: Well, I guess so.
 * Steven: AWESOME!!!

Meeting Lapis, Peridot and Bismuth

 * [At Little Homeschool]
 * Bismuth: Right... 98% on the Construction installment.
 * Peridot: That's awesome! Almost complete.
 * Lapis Lazuli: We're making real progress. I'm proud.
 * Bismuth: And we won't stop any time soon.
 * Steven: Hey guys! Have you seen these flyers?
 * Bismuth: Flyers? Flyers for what?
 * Steven: [hands Bismuth a flyer]
 * Bismuth: Oh yes! I've always wanted to go to one of these.
 * Steven: Well, here's your chance! Don't waste it.
 * Bismuth: Ha! Why would I?
 * Peridot: [snatches flyer] Lemme see...
 * Bismuth: [angry] Peridot!
 * Peridot: Wow! I've always wanted to go into one of these, but nobody would let me because I was so scary. Now that I'm not scary anymore, they better let me in.
 * Lapis Lazuli: What are those?
 * Steven: They're invitations to the Great Cartoon Championships!
 * Peridot: Hey, Lapis, how come you've never been to one of those?
 * Lapis Lazuli: [gasps] [sad]
 * Peridot: What?
 * Lapis Lazuli: [flies away in tears]
 * Peridot: Why's she so dramatic? I was just asking her a question.
 * Steven: Don't you remember? She couldn't've gone to the tournament because she was stuck in the mirror!
 * Peridot: Oh no! I'm so sorry for bringing that up...
 * Steven: It's fine. Let's go cheer her up, shall we?
 * Peridot: Okay, let's go.

Cheer Up, Lapis

 * [Somewhere in the forest, Lapis Lazuli was crying because she's been trapped in the mirror]
 * Lapis Lazuli: Why is it always me?
 * [Steven, Peridot and Bismuth fly over]
 * Steven: Lapis? Are you okay?
 * Lapis Lazuli: No... I get really sad whenever somebody brings it up.
 * Peridot: I'm so sorry. I forgot.
 * Bismuth: Yeah.
 * Steven: We're here for you. All the time.
 * Lapis Lazuli: But what if it happens again one day?
 * Steven: It won't. We promise. Right, guys?
 * Peridot: [nods]
 * Bismuth: [nods]
 * Lapis Lazuli: Well... uh, okay. I guess those times of despair and pain are over.

There's Gonna Be A Tournament, And Everyone's Invited!!

 * Steven: Ah, it's so nice to get a little bit of relaxation before the tournament.
 * Lapis Lazuli: Mm-hm.
 * Peridot: Do you think it's gonna be just me, you, Lapis, Bismuth, Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl?
 * Jasper: [off-screen] Heck no!
 * [Jasper appears out of a giant vortex, with Spinel on her shoulder]
 * Spinel: Hey guys!
 * Steven: Hey Spinel! Hey Jasper! So you want to come to the tournament with us?
 * Jasper: Yeah. Guess what, it's not just us who wants to go to the tournament, it's a bunch of different cartoons from all around the world!
 * Steven: So, I can see my friends, like K.O.?
 * Jasper: Much more than that. A yellow guy name SpongeBob is coming!
 * Spinel: Yeah! I can't believe it! He was the winner last time!
 * Steven: Hold up, guys, who is SpongeBob?
 * Jasper: He's the star of a show called Spongebob Squarepants!!
 * Steven: I never heard of him before.
 * Spinel: He's playing as a Nickolympian!
 * Steven: Huh... I heard Buck talk about Nickolympians at the Big Donut... what exactly are Nickolympians?
 * Jasper: Nickolympians are contestants of the tournament that are from the cartoon channel, Nickelodeon.
 * Steven: There's more than one cartoon channel? Heck, I thought CN was the only one!
 * Jasper: Oh, no. There's a whole bunch of them! Wait 'till you meet the characters from shows on Nick Jr.!
 * Steven: Wow! This tournament really does seem like a bunch of fun.
 * Jasper: To watch, yes, to take part in, well, that's where the difficulty comes in. Competing with other cartoon characters also means competing with giant monsters.
 * Steven: Eh, I'll probably... uh... just watch then. Where exactly is this tournament taking place?
 * Jasper: It's taking place in New Sanfranyorkyo.
 * Steven: I never heard of that place before.
 * Jasper: You can't take the vortex there, it's too far away for that.
 * Steven: Then how do we get there?
 * Jasper: We have to take the plane from Empire City Airport.
 * Steven: I'm so excited for this tournament, I can't just talk about it... I could SING about it!
 * Steven: [singing] At the Big Donut on a casual day, doin' my casual stuff, in my casual way, I find a new donut on the board, but I'd never seen that one before...
 * Peridot: [singing] Sporty Glazed Donuts, that's the name, and after that things just weren't the same, because the news started to drip that there would be a championship!
 * ALL: [singing] Welcome, welcome, welcome, ya see, to a brand new tournament called the GCC, Welcome, welcome, we're all so excited,
 * Steven: [singing] There's gonna be a tournament, and everyone's invited!
 * Peridot: [singing] There's gonna be a tournament, and everyone's invited!
 * Lapis Lazuli: [singing] There's gonna be a tournament, and everyone's invited!
 * Bismuth: [singing] There's gonna be a tournament, and everyone's invited!
 * Jasper: [singing] There's gonna be a tournament, and everyone's invited!
 * Spinel: [singing] There's gonna be a tournament, and everyone's invited!
 * ALL: [singing] There's gonna be a tournament, and everyone's invited!

Meeting K.O., Dendy, Enid and Radicles

 * [At night, in CN City, Steven, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Lapis Lazuli, Peridot, Bismuth, Jasper, Spinel, Connie and Sadie find K.O., Dendy, Enid and Radicles]
 * Steven: Oh, hey K-
 * K.O.: JASPER!!! [runs over to Jasper and hugs her]
 * Jasper: It's good to see you again, K.O.
 * K.O.: Oh, hi, Steven, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Lapis, Peridot, Bismuth, Connie, Buck, Sadie and- who are you?
 * Spinel: Hey there! I'm your friend Spinel! I'm also Steven's friend! I love having friends. Don't you?
 * K.O.: It's nice to meet you then, Spinel.
 * Steven: Are you going to the tournament?
 * K.O.: Heck yes! That's why I'm here!
 * Steven: Awesome!
 * Peridot: OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH I CAN'T WAIT!!! WE'RE GONNA GET TO SPEND OUR FREE TIME AT A FANCY HOTEL, AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE LUXURIOUS JACUZZIS, AND WE'RE GONNA GET TO GO TO THE BIGGEST CARTOON TOURNAMENT OF ALL TIME!!!
 * Dendy: Wow K.O., I sure can tell she is really excited to go to the tournament.
 * Enid: You have pretty feral friends of yours, Steven.
 * Radicles: Kind, but feral.
 * Peridot: When will we go???
 * Steven: We're gonna leave to go to the airport in three hours. It's 8PM now, so we're gonna have to leave at 11PM. In the meantime, let's just do some fun stuff here at CN City. Any recommendations?
 * K.O.: I know! Let's go to a nice restaurant for dinner.
 * Steven: Great idea, K.O. Let's go.
 * K.O.: Okay!

Dinner In CN City

 * [At Mr. Hasahi's Cooking Bar]


 * Mr. Hasashi: Hey, guys. Do you want some sushi?
 * Steven: Sure thing!
 * Mr. Hasashi: Okay. We have avacado maki, cucumber maki, California rolls, salmon maki, hand rolls, and edamame.
 * Steven: Sounds good. Thank you!
 * Mr. Hasashi: No problem. I gotta go cook something else for Scooby and Shaggy.
 * Shaggy Rogers: [off-screen] Just the usual Scooby Snacks, please!
 * Mr. Hasashi: Coming! [walks over to Scooby-Doo and Shaggy Rogers]
 * [They all eat, except for the gems aside from Amethyst]
 * K.O.: Why does Amethyst eat but the other gems don't?
 * Steven: Because Amethyst likes eating.
 * K.O.: Oh, okay.
 * Amethyst: That's right, I love food! [eats sushi] Oh my gosh, this is so good...
 * Steven: Don't eat all of it, Amethyst, you gotta leave some for me, Connie, K.O., Dendy, Enid and Radicles.
 * Amethyst: Oh, sorry.
 * Steven: It's okay. Who here is excited to go to the tournament?
 * ALL IN THE RESTAURANT EXCEPT FOR MR. HASASHI: ME!!!
 * Steven: Hey, Mr. Hasashi, how come you didn't say me?
 * Mr. Hasashi: Unfortunately, I can't go to the tournament, because I have to run the bar.
 * Peridot: It's not like anyone's going to be going there that day.
 * Mr. Hasashi: That's why I'm sad. Nobody's gonna come, and I'm gonna make no money. Oh, and also, I won't be able to go to the tournament I've been awaiting for twenty years.
 * Steven: Aw... tough luck. We'll bring you back a souvenir.
 * Mr. Hasashi: Thank you so much. You guys are awesome.
 * Steven: Being awesome is just what we do. Have you guys finished your meals?
 * EVERYONE WHO IS EATING: Yep!
 * Peridot: It's time to go to the airport!! Let's go!! Last one to the airport's a-
 * Steven: Hold on, Peridot! We still have two and a half hours left.
 * Peridot: Aw, man.
 * Steven: What shall we do next?
 * Dendy: Let's watch a movie at CN Theater.
 * Steven: Great idea! Let's go to CN Theater.
 * Dendy: Okay, let's go!

CN Theater

 * [At CN Theater, everyone are watching the movie called "Godzilla: Conquest of the Daleks"]
 * K.O.: Hey look! It's our old friend Godzilla!
 * Steven: Yes, I remember that our other friends Mega Celestial Maia, Kabuki, Teen Titans, Justice League, and even Mortal Kombat are his friend too.
 * Sadie: I love Godzilla movies!
 * Lapis Lazulli: What's Godzilla?
 * Enid: Godzilla is a film franchise about a monster called Godzilla. He's actually K.O.'s friend in real life.
 * Lapis Lazuli: Ooh. Cool.
 * [They are watching the movie]
 * Buck: [comes by] Oh, hey guys.
 * Sadie: Oh, hi Buck!
 * Steven: We're watching Godzilla.
 * K.O.: Conquest of the Daleks.
 * [Sits down]
 * Godzilla: Raaahh!!
 * K.O: That's him! That's Godzilla! I can almost imagine he's here...
 * Dendy: Unfortunately, he's not.
 * Enid: It's for the best he's not here. He'd squash everyone in the theater!
 * K.O.: [gasps] Look! He's gonna destroy the building!
 * ALL EXCEPT ONE PERSON: WOOP!
 * Godzilla: [smashes building]
 * Random Man: This is supposed to be scary? How is this scary?
 * K.O.: Well, we find it scary.
 * Random Man: Oh, you think you're scary? You're not scary, Godzilla's not scary, nothing can scare Sa-
 * Godzilla: RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
 * Random Man: AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!! [runs from the theater]
 * [TEXT: Two hours later]
 * Peridot: Woah! It's like magic right before my eyes. I hope it never ends.
 * [Movie screen says: THE END]
 * Peridot: Aw, man.
 * Steven: Right everyone, it's time to go to the airport!
 * Peridot: YESSS!!!!

Packing For The Airport/Calm Down, Peridot!

 * [They are packing their bags]
 * Peridot: OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH FINALLY!
 * Steven: You sure are excited.
 * Bismuth: How excited can someone be?
 * Lapis Lazuli: Apparently, that excited.
 * Steven: Calm down, Peridot. We gotta go pick up everyone else. We're going in a limousine- I mean, what?
 * Peridot: Wait a minute... we're going in a LIMOUSINE??!!
 * Steven: Oh boy...
 * Peridot: YEEEESSSSS!!!
 * Steven: Please calm down, Peri..
 * Lapis Lazuli: Alright, I've packed my suitcase
 * Bismuth: Okay. Let's get in that car. Don't freak out, Peridot.
 * K.O.: [gets in the car] I'm so excited, Enid! Well, see you when I get back!
 * Enid: Oh, no, no, no. You're gonna need some adult supervision.
 * Radicles: Yes. Enid and I are coming with you.
 * Jasper: Oh, he'll be fine. I'll stick with him. [gets in the car]
 * Enid: Fine. But we're still coming, because we've been hyped for this tournament for years. [gets in the car]
 * Steven: Connie and I are going to pick up the others. Stay in the car, ok?
 * ALL IN THE CAR: Yes.
 * Steven: Alright, then.

Picking Up Everyone Else

 * [Steven and Connie are searching which people to pick up with, when they find the Hanna-Barbera characters]
 * Steven: Come along, everyone. It's time to go into the limousine.
 * Scooby-Doo: Oooh! Let's go, everyone!
 * [All of the Hanna-Barbera characters run into the car, and Peridot is squashed]
 * Peridot: ...Uh, a little space? Anyone?
 * Steven: Well, that was easy.
 * Connie: Too easy. Now it's time to round in the Cartoon Network characters.
 * Steven: Oh, boy. This'll be fun.
 * Connie: You tell me Steven.
 * Steven: Alright, then... where do we even begin?
 * Connie: Let's get the worst out of the way first.
 * Steven: Alright. What do you think is worse, Dexter's or Foster's?
 * Connie: Foster's, of course.
 * Steven: Alright, then...
 * [TEXT: Thirty minutes later]
 * Steven: Come on, we gotta go soon!
 * Bloo: No!
 * Steven: [catches Bloo]
 * Connie: Well, I finally got them all in the car.
 * Steven: I finally got that blue guy in the car. At least there's no-one else to get.
 * Connie: Sometimes I feel like OK K.O. and our show are the only ones that are actually sophisticated.
 * Steven: You can say that again.
 * Connie: Great, now let's head back to the car!
 * Steven: Right!
 * [Steven and Connie head back to the car]

Driving

 * [Everyone were in the car excitedly, but Bloo was struggled to get out]
 * Bloo: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GET ME OUT OF THIS CAR!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Steven: Calm the heck down, Bloo! You're damaging the limousine! I had to pay millions of dollars for this, you know?
 * Bloo: I DON'T CARE! LEMME OUT!!! [hits Steven in head with a baseball bat, Steven faints]
 * Connie: What have you done, Bloo? Ugh, I'll take over from here. [continues driving]
 * Mac: Sorry, Connie, my imaginary friend isn't the brightest guy.
 * Bloo: Oh, you think I'm imaginary, you're the one who's imaginary!!! LET ME OUT THIS INSTANT!!!!!!
 * Peridot: This guy is crazy! Can anybody do something about this weirdo?!
 * K.O.: Jasper, I'm scared. What if that guy hurts me?
 * Bloo: Yep! I'm gonna! [Punches K.O. right in the face, K.O. faints]
 * Dendy: Oh no! Bloo, what have you done to K.O.?
 * Bloo: Killed him, of course. NOW LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!
 * Dendy: Jasper, K.O. isn't actually dead, right?
 * Jasper: No, Dendy, he just fainted.
 * Bloo: GET ME OUT OR I'LL KILL THE HELL ALL OF YEAH!!!!!!!
 * Jasper: THAT'S IT!!!!!!! [grabs Bloo quickly and sat on him, squishing him] This will teach that idiot blood a lesson...
 * TBA