Zoey, Mavis and the Zombie Apocalypse/Last Day of Normal

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The issue begins in the normal town of Oakley Pines as Mavis is sitting at her house with some soda in her hand, chugging it down, while eating some nachos. She burps as she hears the doorbell as she runs to answer it. She hears a dog's bark. She opens as she sees Zoey holding a dog. The dog licks her face.
 * Mavis: This is the life. Nothing better than a lazy Friday. I hope Zoey comes soon...
 * Mavis: Huh... since when did I get a dog?
 * Zoey: Happy anniversary, babe. Like the surprise?
 * Mavis: I absolutely do! What should we call him or her?
 * Zoey: Why do I like the name Spork?
 * Mavis: Spork? Why so?
 * Zoey: It just sounds fun. I don't know why.
 * Mavis: Oh, cool! Yeah, it's cute. Come on in.

They do so and grab a drink.


 * Mavis: Is your dad still disapproving of us?
 * Zoey: Sadly yes. He's not a bad person but... he doesn't understand.
 * Mavis: Is it because we're both women?
 * Zoey: No, not that! He accepted the fact I'm a lesbian. He just thinks you're a bad influence to me. It might be because you are Hispanic. It might be because you are very goofy. I don't really know what he doesn't see in you.
 * Mavis: Woah, calling your dad a racist without evidence is a low blow.
 * Zoey: It's a guess. But I don't understand why.
 * Mavis: Maybe your dad is one of these guys who'd prefer to find someone for you. But yeah, at least he respects the fact you like women.
 * Zoey: I don't really understand men. Women just connect to me more. I know, it sounds weird.
 * Mavis: It doesn't. It is actually very understandable.