Darwin Turner (South Park)

Darwin Turner is a fictional character from South Park.

Biography
Darwin was born in Evanston, Illinois to a Irish Catholic family. Despite being of mostly Irish heritage, he also possessed Dutch, Scottish, Welsh, English, and Hungarian ancestry. He was the last-born child of five kids. He had two older brothers and two older sisters. As early as four years old, Darwin deduced that Santa Claus does not exist when his preschool brought in a African-American rather scrawny Santa Claus. He also knew that is would be impossible for an allegedly overweight person or anyone for that manner to fit in a narrow chimney, and also said that parents wrap the presents and put it under Santa's name. Darwin was educated at St. Nicholas Elementary School (now known as Pope John XXIII School) until second grade when his parents no longer wanted to pay for a private school.

Darwin was an introvert, he had a small group of friends and was generally unpopular, which was fine with him. He also received descent grades, but he was always afraid of his father's reaction to his grades because a "C" was a "F" in his eyes. After graduating from Chute Middle School, Darwin went to Evanston Township High School. He earned his diploma from the high school and was accepted to Northwestern University. He earned a BS degree in materials science and engineering. He then earned a scholarship to the United States Coast Guard Academy. While there, he met a woman named Victoria, with whom he fell in love with. They married some time after graduation.

They had children. Both Darwin and Victoria enlisted in the Air Force. They were part of the Air force for many years, they even rose to master sergeants. They eventually retired once reaching a certain age. Darwin died years later of a heart attack.

Parents

 * Harold "Billy" Turner (father)
 * Anne Marie Turner (mother)

Siblings

 * Judith Turner (older sister)
 * Billy "Bo" Turner (older sister)
 * Ron Turner (older brother)
 * Joy Turner (older sister)

Grandparents

 * Mark Turner (paternal grandfather)
 * Anna O'Sullivan (paternal grandmother)
 * Victor Horváth (maternal grandfather)
 * Barbara Murphy (maternal grandmother)

Spouse

 * Victoria Turner (wife)

Sons

 * Larry Turner

Daughters

 * Silvia Turner-Tucker
 * Amy Turner
 * Alexa Turner

Grandsons

 * Thomas Tucker
 * Skeeter
 * Thomas Turner
 * William Daniels
 * Dylan Turner
 * Oliver Turner

Granddaughters

 * Moira McArthur
 * Carol McCormick
 * Kelly Turner
 * Naomi Turner

Great grandsons

 * Craig Tucker
 * Kevin McCormick
 * Kenny McCormick
 * Asher
 * Arlo
 * Cody
 * Tommy Turner
 * Eddie Turner
 * Billy Turner

Great granddaughters

 * Tricia Tucker
 * Cara
 * Red McArthur
 * Karen McCormick
 * Heidi Turner
 * Sally Turner
 * Lizzy
 * Eleanor
 * Nichole Daniels