Journey Into Space: A My Little Pony Movie/Transcript





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My Little Pony Movie 2: Ponies Into Outer Space


 * [22 Years Ago]
 * [spaceship landing]
 * Grayson: [laughing maniacally]
 * [ponies screaming]
 * Celestia's Mother: [gasps] Alien Ponies! Guards, attack!
 * Guards: Yes, your majesty! [yells]
 * Young Celestia: Mommy, what's going on?
 * Celestia's Mother: Grayson and his army of alien ponies are attacking Equestria.
 * Luna's Mother: They have large mammoth tusks, crocodile snouts, antennas that can attract anypony, and they're unstoppable.
 * Guard: Your Majesty, the guards have been disintergrated by Grayson [sighs]
 * Celestia's Mother: Okay, you and Luna stay here. we'll be back.
 * Grayson: [laughing maniacally] Soon, all of Equestria will be mine!
 * Celestia's Mother: Not for long!
 * Grayson: Well, well, well, if it isn't the Queens themselves.
 * Luna's Mother: The Alicorns banished you eight years ago.
 * Marty: And guess what, we've returned!
 * Zeke: And we're gonna rule Equestria!
 * Celestia's Mother: You will not!
 * Grayson: We will too! Now move aside!
 * Luna's Mother: No!
 * Celestia and Luna's Mothers: [yell]
 * Grayson: Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Your powers are all worn out!
 * Celestia and Luna's Mothers: NO!
 * [explosion off-screen]
 * Young Celestia and Young Luna: [gasp] Mommy!
 * Grayson: [laughing maniacally] Who's going to stop us now?!
 * Young Celestia: We will!
 * Ponies: Princess Celestia and Princess Luna!
 * Grayson, Marty and Zeke: [laughing]
 * Grayson: Two young colts? Really? What are you going to do about it?
 * Young Celestia: Now!
 * [crowns powering up]
 * Grayson: Woah!
 * Young Luna: This is for our mothers!
 * Grayson: Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Alien Ponies: Woah! What's happening?!
 * [spaceship activating]
 * Grayson and Alien Ponies: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 * Grayson: I will have my revenge!
 * [ponies cheering]
 * Young Celestia: We did it!
 * Ponies: [bowing down to them]
 * Young Luna: And we're in charge now. I wonder what will happen next in 22 years.
 * Young Celestia: We'll find out, Luna. We'll find out.

And there is no danger heard from our ears. And no evil here to haunt. But not so stick radium. Not by one and a half. Not with our rife. We got magic, music and friends! Friendship that won't end. We all can live in peace and harmony. And pay with our money. Our rad skills. But not in a duck's bill. Not with the wildlife. We got magic, music and friends! Friendship that won't end. We got magic, music and friends! Friendship that won't end.
 * [22 Years Later]
 * Princess Celestia: I'm so glad you and your friends came because we wanted to talk about Gerald's special day.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Okay. What do you know about it?
 * Princess Luna: Well, Gerald and his friends have been in Equestria for 10 years and all the ponies wanted to make it special for them.
 * Princess Cadance: And that's why Songbird Serenade is setting up a stage party for them while Skystar, Starlight, Trixie, Celaeno, Thorax and Capper are setting up the props for the stage party.
 * Pinkie Pie: Ooh, I love parties!
 * Rainbow Dash: So, what's in it for us?
 * Princess Celestia: You are gonna tell Gerald and his friends that their 10th Anniversary stage party will be at sunset.
 * Rarity: We can do that.
 * Fluttershy: You got it. Speaking of which, where are they, anyway?
 * Spike: Oh, they're at work at the stadium with Discord.
 * Applejack: Awesome! Let's go.
 * [microphone dropping]
 * [Sebastian sighs]
 * Gerald: Oh, man, I'm excited because it's our 10th Anniversary of our time in Equestria.
 * Sebastian: Yeah, I know. It's times like this we've been living here for 10 years.
 * Phil: And Songbird Serenade announced that our 10th Anniversary stage party will now feature Discord!
 * Discord: Really? Is that true?
 * Bill: Yep.
 * Ernie: You get to join us for the first time!
 * [weasels chatter]
 * Discord: Yay! I'm so excited!
 * Gerald: See? This is our life here in Equestria.
 * Sebastian: Yeah. I wonder what will be like outside of Equestria.
 * Gerald: Let's not worry about that right now, buddy. Right now we're focusing on the wonderful place where we live.
 * Discord: Right here.
 * [Gerald]
 * This is our life here
 * [Sebastian]
 * Yeah, we all can do what we want
 * [Phil]
 * We all work at the stadium
 * [Bill]
 * What we got what we have
 * [Ernie]
 * And all of the ponies together
 * [Discord]
 * It's the Life!
 * [Gerald]
 * It's the Life!
 * [Sebastian]
 * But if we leave, it won't be the same.
 * [Phil]
 * And the homes we can't reclaim.
 * [Bill and Ernie]
 * But without our strife!
 * [Gerald]
 * It's the life!
 * [Discord]
 * This is our life here
 * [Ernie]
 * And get our own hoops
 * [Bill]
 * We got the looks, the power
 * [Phil]
 * Really earned our deeds
 * [Sebastian]
 * And with us and Twilight together
 * [Gerald]
 * It's the Life!
 * [Sebastian]
 * It's the Life!
 * [Phil]
 * But if we leave, it won't be the same.
 * [Bill]
 * And the homes we can't reclaim.
 * [Ernie and Discord]
 * But without our strife!
 * [Gerald]
 * It's the life!
 * [Discord]
 * The life here is better than evil.
 * [Sebastian]
 * Never gonna eat weevils.
 * [Phil]
 * We're the best at the life.
 * [Bill]
 * The birds in the sky.
 * [Ernie]
 * They come to say hi.
 * [Gerald]
 * Oh, it's the Life!
 * [Sebastian]
 * It's the Life!
 * [Phil]
 * But if we leave, it won't be the same.
 * [Bill]
 * And the homes we can't reclaim.
 * [Ernie and Discord]
 * But without our strife!
 * [All]
 * It's the Life!