The Derbyshire Legend/Transcript

This is the official transcript.

Part 1: Voyage Preparation
(Shows Mondo Cinema Logo on screen)

(Shows Memely Studios Logo on screen)

(Shows Map of Britain)

(Shows MV Derbyshire at port)

TBA

Part 4: The Dance
(The Star by Mariah Carey plays)

(After a few dance shots, the camera cuts to 1x1x1x1)

1x1x1x1: Well, it looks like that girl has completely fallen in love with that stupid deck hand. I'm gonna have to report this to the boss.

Part 6: The Baron's Plan
1x1x1x1: Boss! I found out that Emily has fallen in love with one of the deck hands!

Baron: The time has come to take decisive action!

Part 10: The Derbyshire 's Last Breath
Memely: Ready?

Emily: I'm not afraid as long as I'm with you.

Part 11: Arrival in Japan
(Camera cuts to the stolen lifeboat carrying the Baron and his gang)

Baron: Well it seems we're lost in the middle of Typhoon Alley with no land in sight!

1x1x1x1: Could this possibly get any worse?!

Andrew: Keep rowing, Jeffy!