Cool Rap Wars/Roald Dahl vs. Doctor Seuss

Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! Roald Dahl! Vs! Doctor Seuss! Battle!

Roald: It's me the man who created everyone's childhood. Against the man who dead yet still is getting cancelled. I rap hot flow while you can't even talk. So beating you in a rap battle would be a cakewalk. You make political commentaries disguised as books for kids. There's a reason me and Disney canned the Gremlins. If you're any of my famous characters, you're Mr. Twit! Because I kicked you, I should call you Doctor Bucket.

Dr.Seuss: I made stories with good morals and have so many classics you have two bad disney movies written by dumb asshats. lets not forget Willy Wonka starring Johnny Depp. you turned him into Michael Jackson with creepiness through length. and mention your disaster The BFG. you rurned down Robin Williams for a schmuck from Intimacy and James and the Giant Peach was pointless with a cast not funny ran by Tim's darkness. admit it Dahl I destroyed you full because people only believe you are just Roald Dull

Roald: At least I didn’t make Mike Myers look scary. And we know you have a boner for Jim Carrey! And all of your books have secret agendas. Like Horton Hears a Who is about Japan, great idea. While my movies are as wild as Gene. And I made children terrified, that I did mean. It's me the man who made Willy Wonka while you made Turtle Hitler. Don't rap anymore Seuss I'm a heavy hitter! So all the places you can see and do? Well I just beaten you!