Savages! The Movie/Anger Management Class

Transcripts

 * Claude Cat: I want to congratulate all of you for making the effort to come to anger management class.
 * Wubbzy: We didn't make any effort, we didn't have a choice!
 * Yang: Well, This is bullshit!
 * Ollie: Yeah, I’d rather drink bleach than come to anger management.
 * Claude Cat: Together, we're gonna learn what makes us angry, okay? And how to better deal with it so we don't get ourselves into trouble anymore.
 * Oh: So lame! Why doesn't everyone just die?!
 * Yang: Look! If somebody order city beef, and complain because they say they order city shrimp, It's not my fault he gets the city chicken poured all over his fucking head!
 * Sonic: We have good reason to be angry! This country is going to shit! We have exactly twelve days before the oil is gone, and our president is a socialist who wasn't even born in America!
 * Claude Cat: Right. See, what we all need to do is channel our various reasons for anger, and learn to control it.
 * Tails: This shit wack.
 * Tip: I just see all this shit fun.
 * Rainbow Dash: I'm in the stands like wonderbolt no fucking good.
 * Gumball: Bitch be callin me tappin that shit.
 * Wubbzy: Why the fuck am I here?!
 * Claude Cat: Well, Wubbzy, because I know you want to... control your anger and become a better person. Besides, your show got cancelled because of sweating in Earl’s face!
 * Ollie: (Laughs) That’s so fucking funny! (Laughs$
 * Skunk: Are you saying I have problems like these fucking people?!
 * Claude Cat: NO! No, I'm not saying that, at all. Please I, I'm just saying how a-, amazing you are for wanting to... l-lessen some of your more... less awesome attributes.
 * Daring Do: Oh, fine.
 * Ollie: Oh well! I’m going to stand on the table and sing the Oogieloves theme song!