Genndy Tartakovsky's Myth/Transcript

(The movie starts at a dark jungle place where it is dark and stormy. It seems to be empty at first, but then we see a mysterious figure running with a magical sword. He runs for 20 seconds, and then stops to lay the sword down and pray) (Then, a minotaur walks to him and pulls a blade) (He pulls out a rock sword and fights the minotaur) (He then slices the person's nose. The figure puts his hands on a now bleeding nose as Jakso attempts to grab the sword, but he uses the magic to make the sword disappear into thin air) (He gets up and then the camera goes close to his eyes) (Then, the title for the movie comes up, and then as the "Genndy Tartakovsky's" line disappears, we go to a college dorm, and then we see an alarm clock and it rings afterwards) (Colin then wakes up, and then stretches his muscles, cleans himself, and dresses himself) (He then goes out of his dorm as he walks with Ronald) (they walk to class, as the teacher stops them) (they do) (Then, the montage starts for one minute where we see Colin working, studying and doing college work all day. Later...)
 * ???: Eclipse has risen again from the banishment... this special sword is the only key to stop him, help the Protectors and most importantly... protect the universe. Until a true hero rises and recruits all Protectors to help him or her to stop him, the G-
 * ???: You really think you can get away with hiding the sword into the world so I wont get my hands on it, didn't you?
 * ???: The sword is the only answer to defeat Eclipse. You will never get it how much hard you try!
 * ???: Evil never prevails, Jakso.
 * Jakso: (chuckles) We'll see about that.
 * Jakso: ...you sly punk! Fine, you win this time, but when I come back... You will not have a good time. (Leaves)
 * ???: Until a true hero rises, the God Sword remains disappeared.
 * ???: (shouts outside of the dorm) Colin, wake up! The alarm clock is ringng and you're gonna be late!
 * Colin: Alright. I'm coming Ronald. (sighs) Another long day ahead. I might as well get started.
 * Ronald: Are you ready for another hard day of college?
 * Colin: Please don't push it. I'm already exhausted... Did you study for the test?
 * Ronald: I did study. And so did you, I saw you study real hard.
 * Colin: Yeah, we're roommates. The Shakespeare test is going to be really hard.
 * Ronald: Yes it would be.
 * Teacher: Why are you dinguses late?
 * Colin: I... kinda slept late.
 * Teacher: Slept late? (groans) You never usually wake up that late. Well, find and take your seat so we can start our test.
 * Ronald: Moment of truth. Hopefully this one is easy this time. I've been studying for more then a day for this.
 * Colin: Shh. She's handing us the tests.
 * Ronald: ...Shit!
 * Colin: Ah... What a long day.
 * Ronald: Yep!
 * Colin: I wonder what's next.
 * Ronald: Who knows? Maybe our teacher might get diarrhea and not have class today.
 * Colin: (dismayed) ...
 * Ronald: ...Or constipated.
 * Colin: Seriously?
 * Ronald: I speak the truth.
 * Colin: I doubt about that.
 * Ronald: Let's head to that restaurant. It's our break day.
 * Colin: Good idea. Wait... don't we still have class? You were literally just talking about the teacher not being here.
 * Ronald: Check your watch.
 * Colin: (looks at his watch) It's still the afternoon. We only have 2 hours left before break time and Break Day.
 * Ronald: It is? ...crap.
 * Colin: Yeah, I know...
 * Ronald: So, uh... Wanna head to a restuarant? After... You know.
 * Colin: Eh, I guess. I would have to do something anyway.
 * Ronald: Excellent! We go to the restaurant tonight!
 * Colin: Cool.