Godzilla vs. Sailor Moon/Transcript

CH 1: A New Day
Tokyo, Japan

It's the last day of school, summer is here and everyone is getting ready for their vacation. The sailor scouts Lita, Rei, Ami, and Mina were all very excited about summer everyone except Serena that is.

AMI: Serena what is the matter?

LITA: Yeah I though you would be psyched about this.

SERENA: Oh it's nothing really.

REI: Yeah right she is just upset because her sweet "Darien" is in Shanghai with Reni and Diana and she is all Jealous.

SERENA (angrily): Oh shut it Rei you're your just mad because Darien and I are meant to be together!

MINA: Hey guys cease fire! It's summer.

Serena's boyfriend Darien had just recently gone to Shanghai and Reni and the young kitten Diana had tagged along with him. Luna and Artemis had just come over to the school to meet the scouts while Serena and Rei were still arguing.

ARTEMIS: Hey scouts! Easy with the arguing you might start up WWIII.

LITA: Hey Artemis, Hey Luna what brings you two here?

LUNA: We just wanted to see how you were all doing Now that Diana is out of town it's kind of gotten quite lonely around here.

ARTEMIS: its ok Luna you got me to keep you company

LUNA: Tank you Artemis.

ARTEMIS (suggestively): Plus when the mice are away these cats can play (hee hee)

LUNA: (sharply): Don't even think about it buster!

ARTEMIS: Me-ouch!

The Scouts had a good long laugh at Artemis who was rebuffed by Luna. Afterwards the scouts, Luna and Artemis decided to head over to the theater to see the new monster movie "Grand Monster Battle: Daigaro vs. Goliath". After the film they went over to the café to hangout and talk about the movie.

REI: That movie was so fake!

AMI: Tell me about it, you can clearly see that it was a man in a rubber suit.

SERENA: Yeah, but would it be cool if giant monsters had actually existed?

REI: Oh will you grow up Serena!?

SERENA: I'm just saying, I mean we fought against monsters constantly in the past.

LITA: She does have a point.

REI: but the monsters we've faced are not as corny as the ones in the movie.

MINA: Rei will you lighten up and have some fun!?

Mina playfully nudged Rei in her arm. Just outside the Café a strange blue 3ft Falcon was watching the gang from a distance. The strange Falcon had quickly disappeared when Luna and Artemis had almost spotted him.

LITA: Luna, Artemis what's the matter?

SERENA: Yeah is there something wrong?

ARTEMIS: I think there's someone or something watching us.

LUNA: I have that same feeling too. You girls stay here Artemis and I going to go for a walk, we'll be back shortly.

MINA: Ok, see you too later.

Luna and Artemis had just left the café to find out what's going on.

CH2: Demon's Alliance
Dark side of the Moon

Somewhere on the dark side of the moon three aliens resided one an almost human creature with a white body with black strips all over, armed with a strange sliver gun, and donned a large stone idol like head with big pink lips this alien was called Dada. The second of the three was also human like in appearance with his body all black with the acceptation of his sliver colored face and blue eyes. Covered with only dark blue armor, he himself was also armed with not a gun but a lance he was known as Mephilas. The third and final alien in the group was more fearsome than the other two, he was humanoid but more of an insectoid like creature. Armed with neither a gun nor a lance he donned two large bone crushing claws, he was the strongest of the three, his name is Baltan.

MEPHILAS: look at that filthy mud ball of a planet.

DADA: Yes with its squishy worm babies (hee hee)

BALTAN: Their called human you idiot!

DADA: I don't care they look delicious

MEPHILAS: What is with you Dada? Do you have what the humans say "sugar in your boots?"

DADA: That Depends, have I caught your eye big boy?

MEPHILAS: Go to hell you little freak!!!

BALTAN: Will you inbreed imbeciles just Shut Up! I can't hear myself think!

Baltan looked on at the earth, thinking of all of the humans that live on it. He thought about enslaving the planet and harvesting the humans as host for the Baltan larva. But he needs help from Dada and Mephilas to do so. Just then a female like alien had appeared with the three other seijin.

QUEEN BERYL: Gentlemen, so glad you could join me.

MEPHILAS: Who the hell are you!?!

DADA: And where did you get such an out of style dress

Angered by Dada's comment, the alien rushes towards him and grabs him by his throat and lifts him up with one arm.

QUEEN BERYL: Hold your tongue before I rip it out of your mouth you filthy little maggot!

MEPHILAS (chuckles): I don't know about you Baltan but I think I'm in love.

BALTAN: Before you kill my associate tell us who are you?

QUEEN BERYL: My name is Beryl, Queen of the Nega verus

BALTAN: I am Baltan, and these are my associates Mephilas

MEPHILAS: Sup

BALTAN: and you have already meet Dada

DADA (under breath): Bitch!

QUEEN BERYL: What was that worm!?!

DADA (timidly): N-Nothing your highness!

QUEEN BERYL: That's what I Thought.

MEPHILAS: I thought I've heard of you from some were you were the beaten by those sailor scouts!

QUEEN BERYL (Growls): Don't remind me!! I came back for revenge against them!!! I want to make them as well as every other human on that miserable planet suffer for my Defeat!!

BALTAN: Perhaps we can be of service of each other; we do have the same goals.

DADA: You can't be Seri….

Before Dada could finish his sentence, Baltan smacks him in his jaw. Dada then falls back holding his mouth in pain, while Mephilas laughs at him

DADA: Ow! I think you broke my jaw!

BALTAN: then next time keep it shut!

MEPHILAS: so what do you say?

QUEEN BERYL: I thought you never asked, I just wish I had my monsters at hand.

BALTAN: say no more Beryl for we have our own Monster Army! (Baltan laugh).

CH3: ARRIVAL OF AVAN THE FALCON
Café Tokyo, Japan

Back on earth Luna and Artemis headed back to the Café to meet with the scouts after their walk in search of the falcon

MINA: Hey guys you two been gone a long time.

SERENA: Yeah did you enjoy your walk?

ARTEMIS: Girls we might as well come clean with you.

AMI: what do you mean?

LITA: Yeah what's up?

LUNA: We were searching for the thing that we saw watching us.

REI: What thing?

ARTEMIS: It resembled a large 3ft Falcon, and it had blue feathers.

LUNA: The last place we saw it was right outside over there.

AMI: I doubt that there are any Falcons around in the area. And I doubt that a falcon could grow to be 3ft, it's not possible

The cats and the sailor scouts had left the café in search of the large bird. Luna and Artemis lead the scouts to the exact same place were the falcon was seen.

ARTEMIS: It was right here when Luna and I saw it.

MINA: Well there's nothing here now. Are you sure you two aren't just seeing things?

ARTEMIS (irritated): Of course I'm sure! I have not been seeing th….

Before Artemis finished his sentence, a loud screech was heard from the sky. The scouts, Artemis, and Luna looked up in shock to see the falcon was real and was flying right at them. The scouts and the cats started to scatter trying to avoid the bird's attacks.

REI: Whoa!

LITA: That thing is fast!

SERENA: Not to mention really big!

The falcon started to turn around again, and it began its descent, this time he was aiming at Artemis!

MINA: Artemis!!!

LUNA: Look Out!!

SERENA: It's coming right for you!!

ARTEMIS: AHH!!!!

The falcon then flies in low to snatch the white cat by his neck but before the bird could get away with its prize; Lita grabs it by one of its wings.

LITA: You put him down you big turkey

ARTEMIS: HELLP!!!

Before Lita lost her grip, the falcon spoke to her.

FALCON: Get your hands off me you overgrown Amazon, I found this mouse fair and square!!

Everybody was full of shock to hear this falcon speak. This was no ordinary bird of prey.

LITA: Huh!?!

REI: He can talk?

FALCON: I said GET OFF!!!

After that was said the falcon bared his talons and scratched at Lita's hands, with that Lita immediately let go only to have Luna leap on top of the massive bird started to claw and bite at him.

LUNA: Let Artemis go you oversized feather duster!

FALCON: Get your own mouse you fleabag!!

ARTEMIS: What!! I'm not a mouse, I'm a cat now Put me down!

The falcon had tossed Luna aside and was about to ascend, until Serena picks up a rock and throws it at the falcon hitting him on the head knocking him unconscious.

SERENA: Take that! Are you alright Artemis?

ARTEMIS: I'm alright this isn't the first time a larger animal tried to make me its meal. MINA: well at least it's all over now. REI: Except for one thing. Where did that falcon come from? AMI: And why is it following us? LITA: Do you think it's from the Nega Verus? LUNA: Let's hope not scouts, we should probably take him with us to see if we could get some answers from him. Artemis had a worried look on his face when he heard Luna say that. ARTEMIS: What do you mean take him with us? What if he tries to eat me again? MINA: Don't worry we got your back! LITA: Bet on It!