User blog:GazzaB9/More Very Incorrect Good Ol' Magic Quotes


 * Lily: Why is there a second one?
 * Charlotte: Because fuck you and everything that you stand for.


 * William: Madame, I just like to say I find you incredibly attractive and I would very much appreciate it if you would step on my face.
 * Kaity: ...How much're you paying?


 * Iron Emperor: Okay, I can explain--
 * Misery: Were you just singing Every Time We Touch?
 * Iron Emperor: It's catchy, don't judge me, you bitch!


 * Carrie: I suck!


 * Charlotte: Aren't you that one girl who caused a bunch of drama a while back?
 * Arcane: Shh! you wanna get sued?!


 * Maria: You suck!
 * Ryous: You swallow.


 * Daisuke: The guy who made this blog thinks I'm gay.


 * Kaity: Oh, that must be my boyfriend at the door!
 * Iron Emperor: I know what you're thinking...
 * Charlotte: ...
 * Iron Emperor: And yes, you can call me dad!


 * Lily: If I call him, you'll let me go?
 * Necromus: Yes.
 * Lily: ...But I refuse.
 * Necromus: What?!
 * Lily: One of my favourite things to do is find people who think they're hot shit and say no straight to their face.


 * William: It's sad the last quote's reference will only be understood by a few people...


 * Charlotte: Your love and mine is a story not unlike Beauty and the Beast!
 * Maria: ...Who's the beast in that metaphor?


 * William: Hold the elevator door open for me, okay?
 * Darklia: *repeatedly pushes the close doors button* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!


 * Thaddeus: No one in these quotes is in-character!
 * Tattoous: Well, you're a stick in the mud with your thumb up your ass so clearly you're in character.


 * Kaity: How are any of us going to get into the club?
 * Mr. Lock: One of us has to either knock the bouncer out cold or sleep with him until he lets us in.
 * Madame Red: My time to shine.
 * Kaity: Are you going to sleep with him or knock him out?
 * Madame Red: You'll see.


 * Lily: Do you think there'll be a third one of these?
 * Maria: Hm...
 * Maria: .............
 * Maria: ......................................
 * Maria: .............................................................................................
 * Maria: No.