Transcript of Adventure Time: Awakening (Sam the Editor's version)

(The scene fades in to Mark Dindal who reads a magazine and smokes a cigar then looks at the camera.)

Mark Dindal: Hello, welcome to "Adventure Time: Awakening". I'm Mark Dindal. And I'm the director of this movie. So excited you could make it. This movie contains something else that's intended for young audiences. And let me make up some rules. First rule, silence your cell phones and don't ruin the movie ever. Second rule, always keep quiet in the theater. Third and final rule, dispose the trash after the show. And please, the exits are left, right and behind you. (Stands up) Okay, that is, uh, "silence your phones, keep quiet and dispose the trash after the show." I guess that might work out after all. Anyway, I'm gonna have to say, "Enjoy the movie." And thanks for coming to the movie theater. (Smiles) Enjoy the movie, everyone. (Winks and leaves)

(The scene fades out and in to the Land of Ooo as text says "One year after the Gum War." The camera pans down to Finn's new house. In his new house, Finn sleeps with Flame Princess as an alarm blares then Minerva wakes up and sees Finn and Flame Princess sleep.)

Minerva: Wake up, Finn. I need you.

(Finn wakes up and exhales and the camera shows his new mechanical arm.)

Finn: Wow, that was a crazy dream. (Sees Minerva) Mom? Why did you wake me?

Minerva: Because a new threat is coming. I had a vision.

Finn: What is it?

Minerva: We'll explain on the way. Let's go.

Finn: Oh. Come on, Flame Princess. Let's go kick some hams.

Flame Princess: Huh? Oh, clam! A new threat's here!

Finn: I'll eat a protein bar. Good for bones. (Eats a protein bar) Oh. This is good. Let's run.

Flame Princess: Right away, Finn.

Finn: Marceline, let's go.

Marceline: What is it?

Finn: It's a new threat.

Marceline: Oh, damn. We gotta go check it out!

(Finn, Minerva, Flame Princess and Marceline run to the door. Finn opens the door as he, Jake, Flame Princess and Marceline see something really different. They see the gateway to Aaa in surprise.)

Finn: What's this?

Marceline: A gateway to Aaa.

Finn: Why is the gateway to Aaa built on the edge of the grass fields?

Minerva: Well, that's the funny thing about Aaa. You see? It can appear just about anywhere. The Candy Kingdom, the Fire Kingdom, and even the Ice Kingdom.

Finn: But I always thought Aaa was created by the Ice King, who created the Fionna and Cake books that were based on the real Fionna and Cake.

Minerva: Nope. It's just a gateway. Are you sure it's a good idea?

Finn: Oh, I'm pretty sure it is.

Flame Princess: Wait a minute. Isn't that why the gateway was actually built where it doesn't care until everyone knows all about it?

Finn: Oh, yes. And according to Simon Petrikov known as Ice King, Fionna and Cake can probably exist.

Marceline: Really?

Finn: (Rubs Marceline's shoulder) Yes, Marceline.

Flame Princess: That sounds like a crazy idea.

Finn: What an odd thing to say.

Marceline: (Awkwardly) Oh, sweet mercy.

Minerva: Hey, you two look... something different. Do we know each other?

Marceline and Flame Princess: Nope.

Minerva: Yes, but you two don't remember. I'm Minerva Campbell, I'm the mother of Finn.

Marceline: Oh, right. I'm Marceline Abadeer. It's really nice to meet you.

Flame Princess: (Chuckles) It's very nice to meet you, too.

Minerva: Thanks, girls. It's been my pleasure.

Finn: What should we do now? Should we jump to the portal? Or should we wait for Fionna and her friends to come?

Simon: Maybe we'll have to jump.

Minerva: Oh. Hello. You're Simon Petrikov, right?

Simon: Yes, I am. And you're Minerva Campbell.

Minerva: Yes.

Princess Bubblegum: I'll have to tell you when you come back to Ooo.

Peppermint Butler: Yeah, it'll be awesome when you have a new adventure.

Jake: I'm coming.

Finn: Oh. I guess you're right, Jake. You and Rainicorn could come.

Jake: Thanks. Isn't that right, Lady?

Lady Rainicorn: Oh, yes, it is.

BMO: We're all brave.

Minerva: I really hope we don't get sucked in.

Finn: Wait, did she really say "sucked in?"

(The portal sucks Finn, Minerva, Jake, Peppermint Butler, Marceline, Simon, Flame Princess, Lady Rainicorn, Princess Bubblegum and BMO in while they scream. The camera zooms into the portal as the title shows "Adventure Time: Awakening". The scene shows clips about the history of Marceline and Finn during the opening credits while the song plays "Ashes" by Olivia Olson. The opening credits ends along with the song. The scene shows Finn and his mother and friends who are unconscious on the ground. Finn gasps, wakes up, groans, pants and runs to the treehouse.)

Finn: (Faintly) Fionna! Cake! It's me! Finn! (He stops running) Wow. I can't believe I'm in the Land of Aaa. (Panting) I gotta see what's inside.

(Finn walks to it, opens the door and enters the treehouse.)

Finn: Wow. Look at this house. It looks the same as my house was destroyed. At least where Fionna and Cake should be. I gotta check it out.

(Finn climbs up and sees Fionna, Cake, Prince Gumball, Flame Prince, Marshall Lee, Butterscotch Butler, and Lord Monochromicorn.)

Fionna: You know, I gotta say, Cake, I've always been a good girl.

Cake: I know, baby. It seems when all hope still exists, we should be safe from the Ice Queen.

Finn: (Gasps dramatically) The Ice Queen!

(Finn, Fionna, Cake, Flame Prince, Lord Monochromicorn, Marshall Lee, Prince Gumball and Butterscotch Butler gasp.)

Finn: Oh! Seriously? Who are you and what are you all doing in my old treehouse?

Fionna: Your old treehouse? FYI, what are you doing in my treehouse?

Finn: Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, but let me introduce to myself. I'm Finn Mertens, and I'm the son of Min and Marty. I got a new mechanical arm.

Fionna: Wow.

Finn: Who are you, and why didn't you lose your arm like me?

Fionna: I'm Fionna, this is Cake, Flame Prince, Prince Gumball, Marshall Lee, Butterscotch Butler, and Lord Monochromicorn. And no, I didn't lose my arm. Because I'm different from you and my universe is different.

Finn: Oh. So you're different from me. I have three questions, then. One, will Dr. Gross be resurrected by lightning? Two, why are our universes different? And three, do I probably find a girl?

Fionna: Here's three answers. One: I'm pretty sure she will. Two: Our universes are different. And three: I think you just found a new girl.

Finn: I think you'll meet Marceline, Simon, my mom Minerva, my brother Jake, Peppermint Butler, BMO, Lady Rainicorn, and Flame Princess.

Fionna: Really?

Finn: Yes.

Flame Prince: I'm Flame Prince, and I'm the opposite of Flame Princess.

Finn: Oh, I see. (To the audience) Oh. Oh, hello. I know, right? Whose nuts have I been really excited to get my own standalone movie? I can't tell you, but it does with Butterscotch Buttler.

Butterscotch Butler: Ugh. Is that really necessary?

Finn: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the audience. And this is gonna be kick-ass. Let me guess, Fionna and Cake just couldn't defeat the Ice Queen, huh?

Marshall Lee: You know, I'm not entirely sure how it all works.

Finn: Oh. I thought I was gonna be awesome. Nah, I'm just kidding. And I'm about to fight your girlfriend for what she did to my arm like when Adam Sandler slipped his career from playing Jack and Jill in 2011.

Marceline: I wouldn't do that if I was you, Finn.

Finn: Sorry. Marceline! You're here! And you brought Bonnie, Phoebe, Minerva, Jake, Pepps, Rainicorn and BMO to her treehouse. Minerva, Fionna. Fionna, Minerva.

Minerva: So good to see you, Fionna. And you're the opposite of my son.

Fionna: Yes, I am.

Finn: Mom, tell her my dad and I disappeared.

Minerva: All right. Fionna, when Finn and Martin disappeared, I was left fragile as an eggshell. Dr. Gross was resolute.

(Finn gasps and sees visions of Dr. Gross in his mind)

Finn: That is impossible! Dr. Gross is dead. How did I sense that she'll be resurrected?

Minerva: Probably you did, baby boy.

(Finn's friends gasp and groan)

Fionna: Seriously? Your father left with you as a baby?

Finn: Yes.

Fionna: Geez. Why'd you have to be embarrassed?

Finn: I'm not sure. I was raised on that island. Martin left me when I was a baby.

(Back at the grass plains in Ooo, the thunder rumbles then the lightning reincarnates Dr. Gross. Dr. Gross opens her eyes and looks around.)

Dr. Gross: Tiffany, I'm home. (Teleports to her old laboratory) Oh, I forgot. Tiffany still exists. (She walks around and the screen shows clips from "Preboot" and "Hide and Seek" while she opens the fridge, grabs the milk jug and drinks straight out of the bottle)

Dr. Gross from Preboot and Hide and Seek: It's like an incentive program. It was once barren, but we intervened. Like all of the islands, we helped it grow. No biggie, Tiffany. My pets will bring them back. Oh, you've already got an implant. Looks deactivated, though.

(Dr. Gross breathes heavily then she screams hysterically and throws the milk to the screen, having a nervous breakdown while the song plays "Gangsta" by Nicki Minaj. She picks the razor up and smashes it to pieces, throwing it aside. She picks up an empty can of corn niblets, ripping it apart with her bare hands with a sadistic smile. She builds her new laboratory with a lethal injection, tentacles, tables and her old hybrid animals.)

Dr. Gross: I just know what to do. I'll find some servants after I call Tiffany Oiler. (She uses her phone to call Tiffany)

(At the canyon, Tiffany Oiler sits on a chair and drinks a lemonade. His phone rings then he picks it up.)

Tiffany: Hello?

Dr. Gross: (On phone) Hey, Tiffany. It's me.

Tiffany: Who is this?

Dr. Gross: Your adopted mother, Dr. Gross.

Tiffany: Hey. You're alive.

Dr. Gross: Yes, I'm reincarnated.

Tiffany: Only in body. Is there anything you'd like me to do?

Dr. Gross: Yes, I'd like you to come​​​ check out my new laboratory. And you can teleport anywhere, right?

Tiffany: Yes.

Dr. Gross: Very good, Tiffany. We're gonna find Patience St. Pim and Don John the Flame Lord so we can go to Aaa and then the Ice Queen will join us together after we break some villains out.

Tiffany: Sure. I'll be there.

Dr. Gross: All right, sweetie. Remember, teleport to my new laboratory so you can see me again.

Tiffany: I will. By the way, did you just call me something sweet?

Dr. Gross: Well, apparently, I did.

Tiffany: Oh. Right. I'll be at your new lab. Bye.

Dr. Gross: All right, bye.

(Tiffany pushes end call button and packs his stuff then he teleports to Dr. Gross' new lab. Back at her new lab, Tiffany appears from the canyon and sees Dr. Gross.)

Dr. Gross: Hello, Tiffany. So good to see you again. Great news. I just found the body of Patience St. Pim and Don John's in the Fire Kingdom. Let's find them so they can be our servants.

Tiffany: Great idea.

Dr. Gross: I'll call my old pets. (A satelite dish pings and calls her old hybrid animals) Let's find some servants and a ruler.

(Back at the grass plains, Dr. Gross uses the tracking device with Tiffany and her hybrid animals then she discovers the body of Patience St. Pim.)

Dr. Gross: Here's the body of Patience St. Pim. I'll dig.

(Dr. Gross uses the shovel and digs until she hits something.)

Dr. Gross: Hey, I hit something. (She sweeps the dirt and founds the body) We found it. She's still alive. Patience St. Pim, I summon you to awake.

(Dr. Gross cracks the egg and the egg crumbles to small pieces. Patience St. Pim moves and stands up then she sees Dr. Gross, Tiffany and her hybrid animals.)

Dr. Gross: Hello, Patience St. Pim. I'm Dr. Gross reincarnated. There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?

Patience St. Pim: Yes. Only in body. Thanks for finding me. No one will stand in our way, Doc. I will finish what LSP started.

Dr. Gross: Come, we must find one more servant. Don John the Flame Lord.

Patience St. Pim: Now that's really nice.

(Patience St. Pim and Dr. Gross climb out of the hole then they walk to the Fire Kingdom then we see Toronto who uses binoculars to see Dr. Gross reincarnated and Patience St. Pim alive while gasping three times and then he uses his teleportation device to teleport the dock in the bayou. At the bayou, Frieda and Susan prepare to enter the boat.)

Frieda: Susan, are you sure we're gonna see Finn again? I'm entirely beginning to know that he's in the Land of Aaa. So how are we gonna get some help?

Toronto: Maybe I could be of some assistance.

Frieda: Who said that?

Toronto: Down here. (Frieda and Susan see him) Hello.

Frieda: (Gasps) Oh, my God. A talking squirrel! (Tries to crush him)

Toronto: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Just chill! Take it easy! Get a hold of yourself! (Frieda stops and pants) It's cool. Relax. I'm Toronto. And yes, I'm a squirrel, and I can talk. Did you say you're about to help Finn and his family?

Frieda: Yes, but Susan made a mistake a long time ago.

Toronto: What? That's bullshit, girl.

Susan: Actually, Finn destroyed my implant, it was completely gone. Then I woke up in the hospital. I proclaimed it the best Seeker of all time.

Toronto: Wow, I... I knew that. You got so big and hunky.

Frieda: Yes, but that's exactly what I just said since childhood.

Susan: Uh-huh. Since you left the Candy Kingdom, the new age has already begun.

Toronto: It does?

Frieda: Yes, apparently.

Toronto: You damn bitches! Dr. Gross is still alive!

Susan: Really? Sorry, but I think Dr. Gross is dead.

Toronto: (irritably) No, I mean... (He shows Susan and Frieda the picture of Dr. Gross reincarnated on his phone) Dr. Gross is literally reincarnated!

Frieda: Whoa. I didn't know she's reincarnated.

Susan: Yeah, it was, like, the lightning who reincarnated my teacher. (Chuckles)

Toronto: (He angrily grabs Susan and Frieda) How could you two let this happen?!

Susan: You know what I mean. Even though we let the world go to hell, we've been living on the bayou for a long time.

Frieda: A really long time.

Toronto: (He shakes Susan and Frieda) When are you two gonna learn that with great power comes great responsibility?!

Frieda: I think Finn learns his new bionic arm which it comes with... abilities.

Toronto: (Sighs) Let me guess. You two just left...

Susan: Yes, we had to leave the island after Finn turned the Guardian off.

Toronto: Sadly, that's true. (Gasps) Hey, I got an idea. Instead of using the boat, why don't we go on a plane to the gateway to Aaa? That'd be fun, wouldn't it?

Frieda: Sure, Toronto.

Toronto: Great! Let's get on the plane.

(He, Susan and Frieda run to the plane.)

Toronto: By the way, what's your couple name? Frusan? (Chuckles) That's a funny name.

Frieda: I don't know what it means.

Toronto: (Awkwardly) Right.

(At the top of the bayou, they see three planes instead of one.)

Frieda: Really? You brought us three planes?

Toronto: Absolutely, my seducably... (Sighs) Never mind. Let's just go.

Susan: Toronto, I...

Toronto: I know, Susan. Which names do you like better? Susan or Kara?

Susan: I'm thinking... Susan better.

Toronto: Right.

Frieda: So, what do you say? Let's make some sweet, kick-ass music.

Toronto: All right. Good thing I got my MP3 player. (To the audience) This shit's gonna have nuts in it. (To Susan) You know what? You got that... (Laughing) Oh, my God! I can't help myself. (Laughs hysterically)

Frieda: Toronto, are you all right?

(Toronto's laughter becomes harder until he whimpers then he falls down and his laughter stops.)

Frieda: Toronto. Toronto, speak to me. (Toronto stands up and sighs)

Toronto: I think my laughter just got harder. It's the most posibility thing that people probably laugh all the time.

Frieda: Wait. You have that teleportation device, right?

Toronto: Well, yes, I have.

Susan and Frieda: Oh.

Toronto: I got three copies. One for Frieda. (Gives Susan a copy of teleportation device) And one for Frieda. (Gives Frieda another copy of teleportation device) All right. Let's go to the gateway to Aaa. Oh, we won't be forgetting our planes.

Susan: All right. (Holds onto the plane as Frieda and Toronto grab two planes) Here we go.

(Susan presses the button and the teleportation device teleports Susan, Frieda, Toronto and their three planes to the gateway to Aaa. At the Fire Kingdom, Flame King grills hot dogs for the people while he hums. A door pounds as Flame King gasps then Patience St. Pim busts the door.)

Patience St. Pim: Flame King.

Flame King: Patience St. Pim? I knew you failed deep.

Patience St. Pim: Of course, I did. But I'm afraid I'll have to take Don John the Flame Lord.

Flame King: Seriously? You're taking him?

Patience St. Pim: Yes, I'm serious. And I'm brainwashing the guards. (Brainwashes the Flame Guards) Release Don John.

(One of the Flame Guards release Don John the Flame Lord. The Lantern comes down and Flame Lord chuckles.)

Flame Lord: Wow, I guess that works out after all. Not unless I got muscular arms like Susan when I'm that buff.

(The Lantern lands and opens then Don John comes out while he walks to Patience St. Pim.)

Patience St. Pim: Now we've got two servants of Dr. Gross.

Flame King: Dr. Gross?

Patience St. Pim: Sorry, Flame King. You're iced. (Freezes Flame King who yells) There. That should keep you quiet. Let's go.

(Patience St. Pim and Don John walk to Dr. Gross. Outside the Fire Kingdom, Dr. Gross sees Flame Lord and Patience St. Pim.)

Dr. Gross: Looks like you're out of the lantern.

Flame Lord: Yep. I just got out.

Dr. Gross: There's the gateway to Aaa. But first, let's break the villains free from Mars.

(Dr. Gross, Patience St. Pim, Flame Lord and Tiffany Oiler teleport to the prison in Mars. Toronto, Frieda, Susan and their planes arrive at the grass plains.)

Toronto: Looks like we're here. No sign of the gateway to Aaa, but it's right in front of us. So good to be back in Ooo, that's good.

Frieda: Hmm. Susan, go ahead and make our planes toy-sized.

Susan: All right. Let's see if it works.

(Susan turns their planes toy-sized.)

Frieda: Success! (Chuckles joyfully) Let's go.

Toronto: All right. (Puts three toy-sized planes in the storage bag) Here.

Frieda: (Puts the storage bag in her back) Let's go. On the count of three, we jump. One, two, three, jump!

(Toronto, Susan and Frieda jump to the gateway. Huntress Wizard follows them and jumps to the gateway. At the Candy Kingdom in Aaa, Finn and his mother and friends look around.)

Finn: Wow, this is the Candy Kingdom. I guess it looks different. That's good.

Prince Gumball: Yep. It sure does.

Princess Bubblegum: Look, I know why it's good, but I think it's actually better.

Prince Gumball: Certainly. By the way, did you kiss Marceline?

Princess Bubblegum: Maybe.

Prince Gumball: What? That's gay. (Electricity crackles) Look out!

(Finn and his family take cover and an RV appears out of nowhere while the song plays "Tom Sawyer" by Rush.)

Heavy: Whoo! That was really quick! (Opens the door)

Soldier: Move your ass, Sputnik! (Kicks Heavy's ass)

Heavy: (Grunts) Shit!

Soldier: Hmm. This is a good location for the vacation. Everyone's here. Scout, Heavy, Medic, Demoman, Spy, Engineer, Sniper, me, and Pyro.

Finn: (Comes out) Who the hell are you guys?

Scout, Heavy, Sniper, Engineer, Spy, Demoman, Soldier and Medic: Hello.

Pyro: (Muffled) Hello.

(A portal opens as Toronto, Frieda and Susan land to the ground.)

Finn: Wow. Frieda, you just got here in time.

Toronto: Actually, it was me. We made it just in time.

Finn: Toronto? Why are you here? You should've been a nice squirrel.

Toronto: I am nice. And I also brought Susan. If we went to Ooo, then who's following us?

(A portal opens then Huntress Wizard lands to the ground. Finn sees her.)

Finn: Huntress Wizard! You're here!

Huntress Wizard: Oh. Hey, baby. I'm here.

Flame Princess: Geez. Is he actually dating Huntress Wizard?

Flame Prince: Maybe.

Flame Princess: Right.

Heavy: Wait. So you're telling me that you're dating Huntress Wizard?

Finn: Uh, yes.

Heavy: (Laughing loudly) Ah, did you see what he's dating? (Laughing continues) He's dating Huntress Wizard! (Laughing more loudly)

Huntress Wizard: Very funny.

Soldier: Anyway, allow us to introduce ourselves. We're the characters of Team Fortress 2. We're having a vacation with Russian tea, passionate, Scottish sweets, and American burgers. Because today is a good day.

Scout: I got my baseball along with some chips and Bonk! Atomic Punch energy drinks.

Spy: I'm from France and... (Sees Frieda and the song stops) Hmm. (Snorts like a pig)

(Frieda sees Spy who smiles and dances with her while tango music plays.)

Spy: Seduce me, my love.

(Thunderous footstep pounds, tango music stops, Finn sees Godzilla and "Tom Sawyer" resumes.)

Finn: Oh, my God! Godzilla! (Gasps) I thought that was you! I should've worn my red clothes. I guess you recently appear in many movies from the Showa era, the Heisei era, the Millennium era, and even the Post-Millennium era. I think I like this.

Huntress Wizard: I know, baby. He's Godzilla.

Godzilla: Hello.

Marceline: Finn. You knew this monster?

Finn: Perhaps.

Lord Monochromicorn: Is he talking to Godzilla?

Lady Rainicorn: Maybe.

Lord Monochromicorn: He'll be all right.

Minerva: Wow. He's, like, 50 meters.

Master Chief: Of course he is.

Finn: Oh. Hi.

Master Chief: Hello. I'm John 117. Or you may call me Master Chief. I'd like you to meet my friends. This is Cortana and Arbiter.

Cortana and Arbiter: Hello, Finn.

Finn: I knew you're Arbiter.

Arbiter: I sure am, Finn.

Cortana: Only people watched the show so far. Which means it begs the question, "Will it set up a movie?"

Finn: And to tell you the truth, I've heard that there is.

(A portal opens as Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, Skips, Muscle Man, Pops and Thomas land to the ground.)

Finn and Jake: Mordecai and Rigby?

Mordecai and Rigby: Finn and Jake?

Finn, Jake, Mordecai, and Rigby: It is you!

(Finn, Jake, Mordecai and Rigby run, hug each other and laugh.)

Marceline: Seriously?

Finn: Long story.

Benson: Hmm. I see you got a neck bite.

Marceline: Yes, but you know me. I'm Marceline Abadeer, and you're Benson.

Benson: Yes, right.

Scout: Minerva Campbell, I think you're only a Helper, right?

Minerva: Yes.

Scout: I think you've been a good mother.

Minerva: When we moved to Ooo, I set up a baby monitor in my baby boy's room.

Scout: Oh. Did you hear that, Frieda?

Frieda: How does he know my name?

Toronto: He thinks he knows you.

Frieda: Hi. You're Scout, right?

Scout: Absolutely.

Sniper: (Sees Susan and chuckles) You don't see a lot of this. (Sets a jar to the wall and unzips his pants) Steady, steady. (Urinates on the jar and chuckles) Piece of piss. (The jar is full then he laughs)

Frieda: What the... (Bleeps then the audience laughs) Who's laughing? (Audience laughs again) That wasn't even funny!

Engineer: Hey, Frieda.

Frieda: Oh. You're Engineer.

Engineer: Yes, I got here. I think an explosive just crashed.

Demoman: I know. It's kinda strange.

Spy: Here's what I have that you like. Tater tots, corn niblets, pepperoni pizza, and even apple juice.

(Demoman drinks apple juice)

Demoman: Thanks, mate. (Spy chuckles)

Frieda: Maybe he likes anything if he eats or drinks with a vibe. (Chuckles)

Heavy: Ah, looks like you got muscles like mine.

Susan: Oh, that's really nice. Thanks so much. I'm Susan, by the way.

Heavy: I'm Heavy.

Finn: There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? (Heavy facepalms) Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?

Muscle Man: Actually, it's the name of the military.

Finn: Right.

Medic: I think it's really helpful, but did you just quote the Michael J. Fox movie?

Finn: What?

Medic: Yeah, the one with Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson, Crispin Glover and Thomas F. Wilson. It's called Back to the Future and you just quoted it.

Frieda: Wait. Heavy, Susan, give me some flexes. (Heavy and Susan flex then she chuckles) Nice.

Susan: Wow. We got the same muscles.

Heavy: You could marry me, right?

Susan: Well... Yes, I could.

Scout: Don't worry, Frieda. I'll marry.

Frieda: Really? You'll marry me?

Scout: Really, really.

Frieda: All right. And Finn, you know I'm ticklish, right?

Finn: Yes. What's that over here? (Frieda looks over here, he tickles her back then she laughs)

Frieda: Oh, Finn. You're really funny.

Finn: I sure am.

(In the prison on Mars, Dr. Gross, Patience St. Pim, Tiffany Oiler, and Flame Lord walk downstairs and see the villains.)

Dr. Gross: Wow, look at all those villains! Am I being too loud? Hey, everyone. Lovely to meet you all. I'm Dr. Gross, this is Patience St. Pim, Flame Lord, and my adopted son Tiffany Oiler. When you all failed deep, I saw new incredible power. And now, we're here for our vengeance on Finn and his family.

Scorpion: Boring!

Dr. Gross: What?

Scorpion: You're bored.

King K. Rool: They look delicious. (Dr. Gross, Patience St. Pim, Flame Lord and Tiffany Oiler gasp)

Mechagodzilla: Let's eat those guys! (Villains growl)

Dr. Gross: Wait, you'll all work for us so we can get you out of here!

(Villains stop)

Krang: I'm sorry, what'd you just say?

Dr. Gross: That's right. We're villains, and we could probably get you all out of here from this space prison.

King Dedede: I'm listening.

Bebop: Count me interested.

Dr. Gross: Look, everybody knows what it's like to be defeated by heroes, don't they? We've all been taken for granted, right?

Villains: Yes, right.

Grom Hellscream: I'm relating.

Dr. Gross: Well, that's why I came to Mars to set you all free. To recruit universe's greatest...

Meta Knight: We'll do it.

Dr. Gross: I'm sorry?

Meta Knight: You said you'd have to recruit universe's greatest villains to conquer a one-armed boy with a robotic arm. Am I right?

Dr. Gross: Uh, yeah.

Meta Knight: Well, we're in!

Villains: Yay!

Dr. Gross: Oh, that's sweet. Because I got some weapons...

Scorpion: Count us in.

Rocksteady: Yeah, just get on with it.

Garrosh Hellscream: You want us to humiliate Finn?

Dr. Gross: I certainly do, yes.

Rocksteady: You want us to make Finn bow down before you?

Dr. Gross: I would like to see that very much!

Terminator: You want us to brand Finn?

Dr. Gross: Well, yes, yes, yes.

Mechagodzilla: You want us to make the Land of Aaa run red with his blood?

Dr. Gross: Oh, that's...

Mechagodzilla: Oh. No blood? How do you feel about red juice?

Dr. Gross: Yes! Red juice.

Mechagodzilla: Done!

Villains: Yay!

Krang: I can't wait to destroy buildings.

Predator: Excuse me, hello? Over here. I don't wanna be a downer, but how are we gonna get out of this shithole exactly?

Dr. Gross: Oh, leave that... (Grins evilly) to me.

(Back in the Earldom of Lemongrab in Ooo, Lemongrab hops on the saddle of his horse.)

Lemongrab: Hang on, Finn. I'm coming. LSP, we're ready.

Lumpy Space Princess: All right.

(Lemongrab rides to the gateway to Aaa with LSP. At the grass plains in Ooo, they arrive then his horse stops. Lemongrab hops off then he and LSP dive into the gateway. Back at the Candy Kingdom in Aaa, Finn and his mother and friends see more characters.)

Finn: Looks like they got characters. Samus Aran, Mega Man, Soap MacTavish, Eren, Mikasa, Armin, Levi, Jax, Sub-Zero, Liu Kang, Spider-Man, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Peach, Daisy, Kirby, Ryu, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, the Turtles, Casey, April, Splinter, Kamen Rider, Ash, Misty, Pikachu, and the Power Rangers.

Heroes: Hello.

Donkey Kong: Let me tell you something, Finn. A hero has arms. A robotic arm has abilities.

Diddy Kong: Yep.

(An object clatters.)

Finn: Who's there? Hello? (Thunder rumbles)

(Dr. Gross's face appears from the cloud)

Dr. Gross: Hello, Land of Aaa. Dr. Gross the human is back. And I've finally arrived to take my revenge on Finn. But in order to do this, I need to break my friends out of the prison on Mars. And I ain't talking about those damn villains dressed like shitheads! I'm talking about my new peeps. And they're just like me. The greatest villains you'll ever see. You wanna meet them?

Liu Kang: No.

Dr. Gross: Too bad. (Opens her mouth and the villains appear) His eyes become blank, he's got the spear for his hand, he breathes fire, it's Scorpion!

Scorpion: Fire! (Wreaks havoc) I'm wreaking havoc on Candy Kingdom in the Land of Aaa.

Dr. Gross: He's the mechanical version of this creature with weapons, say hello to Mechagodzilla!

Mechagodzilla: Good afternoon, Land of Aaa. (Shoots red juice from its mouth)

Dr. Gross: He likes to fly all over the places in the world, it's Meta Knight!

Meta Knight: Come at me, Finn!

Dr. Gross: And rounding out the all-star villains, Alien, Predator, Bowser, King K. Rool, Green Goblin, Bebop, Rocksteady, The Rat King, Krang, the Hellscream Brothers, King Dedede, Hydra, Ganondorf, Shredder, Frankenstein and Terminator!

(Finn, Minerva and their friends hide then Dr. Gross sees Finn.)

Dr. Gross: Hello, Finn. I've been waiting for you.

Finn: (Comes out) I'm not sure you'd be here.

Dr. Gross: I am surprised. You could have forgotten me so easily after I activated Susan's implant, you left me for dead and destroyed her implant.

Finn: It is you.

Dr. Gross: You may have forgotten me, but I will never forget you. You can't just imagine the depths of hell I'd go to stay alive. Fueled by my sake in the hatred for you.

Finn: That may be so, but I've defeated you before and I can defeat you again. (Draws his sword)

Dr. Gross: (Chuckles) Don't be so certain.

(Patience St. Pim, Tiffany Oiler and Flame Lord land on the ground.)

Finn: You?

(Dr. Gross, Patience St. Pim, Tiffany Oiler, and Flame Lord duel Finn for 25 seconds until Dr. Gross knocks Finn down and the screen fades in to black. The scene fades out to Finn who wakes up and sees Dr. Gross's new lab then he looks at his mother and friends.)

Fionna: Hey, Finn. I guess we're back in Ooo.

Frieda: On second thought, I should've been here in Ooo.

Finn: Wow. Fionna's right. We're back in Ooo.

Huntress Wizard: I know. It's complicated.

Finn: What the hell happened to Marceline?

Huntress Wizard: She's sleeping. Look, here's Lemongrab and LSP.

(Finn sees Lemongrab and LSP.)

Finn: I wonder what she's dreaming about.

(The scene flashes to Marceline who lives in the RV.)

Marceline: Oh, wow. Am I dead?

Marceline's Mom: No, honey, you're dreaming because you're here to see me.

Marceline: (Turns around, sees her mom and gasps) Mom! (Runs and hugs her, crying)

Marceline's Mom: Marceline, my sweet little daughter. Look at you. You're all grown up. Oh, you got a neck bite.

Marceline: What happened to you, Mom?

Marceline's Mom: You've been a vampire for a thousand years. When you conquer a vampire, you became a vampire huntress. Until one day, you met a little girl with a bunny hat named Jo, the ancestor of Finn. When you fought the Hierophant on the boat, you've been bitten by the Vampire King. And you've been living in the dark for years and years. But all that doesn't matter anymore. You're all grown up. I'm sorry I met your father. I wish you could forgive me, honey. Sure you absored Vampire King's essence and saved the world. And then what? (Gasps) You actually kissed Princess Bubblegum. I think you should kiss a man, right, baby?

Marceline: Yes, Mom, I understand I could kiss a man.

Marceline's Mom: (Singing) I was a single mother who loved you

I was a woman who split in two

A spirit can take my breath

A voice can hear its last death

All the spirits are all around us

I wish I could find a truss

Our lives are out of darkness

This is my forgiveness

My forgiveness (X2)

My own forgiveness

I always love you (X3)

For Finn (X3)

Marceline: The power grows stronger than before

My love becomes a lovely inshore

It would become a greatest plan

I don't wanna become the strand

All the spirits are around us

I wish I could find a truss

This is my forgiveness

My forgiveness (X2)

My own forgiveness

I always love you (X3)

For Hunson (X3)

Marceline and Marceline's Mom: I always love you

For Finn and Hunson

Marceline: (Spoken after the song ends) Wow. That song was really good.

Marceline's Mom: Yes, sweetie, I know. Look, I'm sorry I had to pay your dad for all my mistakes. And I'm sorry I took you far away from here in the RV. I've actually gone too far. You better wake up, Marceline. Goodbye.

Marceline: Goodbye, Mom.

(Marceline and her mother kiss each other's cheek then her mother fades away while Marceline smiles sadly. The scene flashes to Marceline in Dr. Gross's new lab who wakes up and she groans.)

Marceline: Geez. That hurt this bad.

(Dr. Gross, Patience St. Pim, Ice Queen, Tiffany Oiler and Flame Lord enter their new lab.)

Dr. Gross: You're awake, Finn. Other than that, your father left with you. And your lesson's been taught. (Slaps Finn)

Finn: I'm not the only person who gets slapped for this.

Ice Queen: Ah, you must be Fionna and Cake. For soon, Gumball, you shall be mine. (Chuckles) If you've forgotten, I'm reminding you now.

Finn: Oh, this ain't good.

Patience St. Pim: I knew you did it, LSP. You let me failed deep because you took everything away from me.

Tiffany Oiler: You let my eye loose because I got upgrades.

Flame Lord: You refused to marry me when I had the chance! You asshole!

Flame Prince: Asshole? Nobody calls her an asshole!

Flame Lord: Ah, you're Flame Princess's opposite. By the way, Finn, I'm not Martin Mertens. I'm Don John the Flame Lord.

Finn: What do you want from us?

Flame Lord: Your dad left the island with you because her actions led to the release of the deadly virus. Isn't that right, Dr. Gross, my love?

Dr. Gross: That's right, Don John. I'm your love now. I know what you want, Marceline. You shouldn't have done that. And you've got a new mechanical arm, Finn. It looks incredibly awesome. (Tentacles strangle Finn) Give me everything and fulfill your destiny. I'm gonna attach an implant to your mind. The new age will be burned.

Finn: No! No! No! (Dr. Gross uses her hand to attach his mind while he screams in agony)

Huntress Wizard: No! No! Oh, my God!

(Dr. Gross attaches an implant to Finn's mind then he's controlled.)

Dr. Gross: Fetch Toronto up.

Toronto: What? No, but damn you. Damn you, Dr. Gross. Damn you for attaching Susan to an implant when she's usually a big monster like the size of the beast! (Uses a baseball bat)

Dr. Gross: Get him.

(Finn charges at Toronto then he jumps on his head to destroy his implant. His implant is completely destroyed then Finn shakes his head.)

Dr. Gross: Damn it.

Finn: Wow, I just had the strangest dream. Was I hit by a car or something? Thanks for saving my life, Toronto. My head hurts.

Toronto: You're welcome, Finn. Your head's fine.

Dr. Gross: You know what? I'll be back for a while so you better wait here. Let's go.

(Dr. Gross, Patience St. Pim, Tiffany Oiler, Flame Lord and Ice Queen walk to their room.)

Finn: Hold up. Toronto, what did you do? You're actually defending Candy Kingdom.

Toronto: No, I didn't defend her kingdom. And apparently, she deserves my respect.

Princess Bubblegum: Your respect? Huh. That's odd. I didn't know I deserve his respect.

Prince Gumball: They must've tranquilized you this time.

Princess Bubblegum: We both have the same species.

Marshall Lee: And we both have the same love, my bride.

(He and Princess Bubblegum kiss.)

Toronto: Yes, now that's more like it.

Marceline: Wow. I didn't know she kissed Marshall.

Prince Gumball: Of course. That's exactly why you must kiss a man.

Marceline: I know.

(She and Prince Gumball kiss)

Marceline: Wow. That's actually better.

Flame Prince: I saw this power once. But back then, it didn't come along with the plan. It does now.

Simon: I know. It's complicated.

Huntress Wizard: Don't worry, Finn. We'll be fine as we know it.

Finn: Of course, we will. And maybe we'll be married.

(He and Huntress Wizard kiss)

Peppermint Butler: Wow, um, I couldn't say it works when a human kisses a female wizard.

Butterscotch Butler: I know, Pepps. We have a nice choice.

Peppermint Butler: Thanks.

Fionna: God, it feels romantic.

Huntress Wizard: Wow. You must be Fionna. And you're Minerva Campbell.

Skips: Great. Now I'm really marvelous.

Mordecai: There's gotta be a way out of here.

Rigby: Sorry, man. There are no ways to get out of here.

Pops: Don't worry, we'll be saved by someone somehow.

Toronto: Frieda. You think Susan destroyed your ship? I don't... I usually don't believe that for a second. You got yanked by Susan and your hair looks red and I could limitate something else better.

Frieda: (Whispering) Right. You hear that, Chief? Toronto will limitate something else better.

Master Chief: Of course. Arbiter, we should stop all of this insanity.

Arbiter: I'm sorry, Chief, but I'm afraid there's nothing we should do about this.

Cortana: Don't worry, Chief. We'll be free.

Finn: The power is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. Marceline has it. You have that power, too.

Fionna: I know. A new age is about to be burned. Dr. Gross has been reincarnated. Patience St. Pim still exists. Don John was set free. We must do something about it.

(In Dr. Gross's room, Dr. Gross takes a shower while she hums "Founders Song" then she turns off the shower, grabs the towel, driea her body, and puts her clothes back on.)

Dr. Gross: Feels good as a whistle.

TIffany Oiler: I guess it sure does.

Dr. Gross: Flame Lord, I know why she wouldn't marry you, but I think we both know we're singles. I think I should kiss you right now.

(She and Flame Lord kiss.)

Dr. Gross: It feels like I'm kissing... my new husband.

Flame Lord: I know how it does.

Patience St. Pim: I guess it creates the illusion of romance that... other people are here.

Ice Queen: And maybe it means something more than ever.

(In Martin's ship, he listens to "Superstition" by Pharrell Williams while he flies to Dr. Gross's new lab with Slime Princess and Turtle Princess. He parks his ship, opens the door and walks out with Slime Princess and Turtle Princess.)

Martin Mertens: Don't worry, son. I'm coming for you.

Sonny: Let's do this.

Martin: Where the hell did you come from?

Sonny: I was here the half time.

Martin: Oh. I thought so. Anyway, let's rescue him.

Slime Princess: Roger that.

Sonny: Let's go.

(Martin and Sonny run to Finn and his mother and friends after they put on their disguises. In Dr. Gross's new lab, Finn hears the footsteps then Martin sees him with shockingly happiness then the song fades.)

Martin: (Takes off his mask) Finn!

Finn: Dad!

(Finn runs and hugs his father)

Martin: Hi, son. Minnie? Oh, Minnie, my love.

Minerva: Marty! It's so good to see you again. Look at you. You look incredible. Last time I saw you when we had a child, now look, he's all grown up. And he's got a new mechanical arm.

Martin: Wow. Nice arm.

Finn: Thanks.

Sonny: Sonny, at your service.

Frieda: Of course. It's my pleasure to see you, Sonny.

Martin: We'd better get out of here before Dr. Gross comes back.

(Finn and his parents and friends teleport. Outside Dr. Gross's building, they teleport to the grass plains.)

Finn: Wow. We're back.

Demoman: Thanks, everyone. We're back in the Land of Ooo.

Spy: Finally, you've came... (Sips apple juice out of a beer glass) about time.

Finn: Hey, you're all here.

Scout, Spy, Soldier, Sniper, Engineer, Demoman, Medic, Heavy, Pyro: Yep.

Finn: I wonder if I imagine being in Heavy's new phone. Hmm.

(Finn imagines Heavy's new phone. Finn uses the sign as it says "Please save the whales by not smoking cigarettes anymore!".)

Finn: Please save the whales by not smoking cigarettes anymore or I'll call 911 on you! Please. (Patience St. Pim shoots Finn in the head and he dies)

Patience St. Pim: Silence!

Frieda: Finn's down!

(Huntress Wizard runs to Finn with the first-aid kit.)

Marceline: Finn's so dead! (Presses like button while she uses her new phone) I like this.

Frieda: (Angrily growls) Where's Marcy?

Tiffany Oiler: Hey! Frieda! Kaboom!

Frieda: (Blinks) What? (Explosion) Ahh!

(Frieda respawns and sees Marceline who uses his new phone)

Frieda: (Angrily) Goddammit, Marceline! Stop playing with your little toys and fight like a man! Now get to the cart! That is an order!

Marceline: All right. But first, let me take a selfie!

(Marceline takes selfies while the song plays "Selfie" by The Chainsmokers. The scene cuts to Marceline who dances to the Candy Kingdom. Frieda grabs a sniper rifle and the scene explodes to Soldier who seems angry then the song stops.)

Soldier: You better stop imagining things or I'll feed you to the tigers!

Engineer: Soldier, stop! Breathe. Think happy thoughts. Imagine something. War, explosions, countless damsels.

Soldier: Damsels.

Engineer: That's it. Breathe. (Soldier breathes deeply)

Soldier: (Chuckles) Finn. Please forgive me, buddy. That's no way to talk to a one-armed boy now, is it?

Finn: No, of course not.

Soldier: Good.

(Alarm blares.)

Soldier: Holy sweet land of penis! Run for the woods!

(They run to the woods and they made it while they pant)

Finn: Wow. That was a close call.

Finn's Fire Spirit: Finn.

Finn: (His voice echoes) Who said that?

Finn's Fire Spirit: Your fire spirit.

Finn: I have a fire spirit?

Finn's Fire Spirit: Yes, your fire spirit. This could be an awakening of Dr. Gross's army.

Finn: If you're letting me transform into fire, you'll only let me kill all of the people.

Finn's Fire Spirit: (His face appears from his arm) Look into my eyes, Finn. The way I see it, we can let you teleport all of the enemies back to Mars. Do we have a deal?

Finn: Yes. It's a deal.

Finn's Fire Spirit: Very good.

Finn: One last thing. Why'd you expect me to ruin her universe?

Finn's Fire Spirit: I didn't ruin Flame Princess's universe. I let you fight her as a dragon.

Finn: Oh, my God.

Finn's Fire Spirit: Listen. You will be transformed into fire and not to kill but to rip a robot limb from limb. A T-800 model. And even an ice soldier. Just one, except for all of them.

Finn: All right. I understand.

Finn's Fire Spirit: Good. I'll let you transform into fire. Goodbye.

(His fire spirit disappears)

Finn: Oh. I think it's actually my spirit.

Minerva: Oh, I see.

Finn: Dad, would you like to apologize to your wife?

Martin: Well... I think I'd like that, son. Minerva. I know things have been hard lately. And really, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for leaving.

Minerva: It's all right, Martin. It doesn't matter anymore, but you're back. And look at you, you got a beard.

Martin: Yes, it's my beard.

Flame Prince: I didn't know Martin has a beard.

Flame Princess: Uh-huh.

Flame Prince: I see.

Marceline: Probably the funniest joke, or I think it shouldn't be. There are stories about what happened.

Martin: I know. It's all true.

Heavy: Come. It's time for you to make a speech, Finn.

Finn: Oh. He's right. I'm gonna make a speech. Everyone. My name's Finn Mertens. And I know why it's been difficult for the loss of my arm. I was born on Founders Island. One fateful night, my father saw a woman with glasses riding in her tiger with her henchman. He found a raft that'll lead them away. But then, on a stormy night, the Guardian tries to kill my father. He said he'll be back for me. Until then, he tried to defeat it with a device which it exploded. And that's why I went to Ooo for years. Until eventually, I saw my father in the Citadel. I lost my arm after I turned the Lich into a baby. And they call him Sweet P. I got my arm back. I met a robot named Dr. Gross and her adopted son Tiffany Oiler. Susan became bigger until I destroyed her implant. My arm got lost again which it was combining into Fern. Until I became friends with him And eventually, I returned to see my mom. I plugged the Guardian to shut him off. I returned to Ooo and luckily, LSP saved the land from crazy elemental island. When we returned to Ooo, I did something really familiar. I've been transformed into... fire. After this, the Gum War was a complete success. Sadly, Fern died. The humans arrive to Ooo. And I saw my mom again. Now, I saw the gateway to Aaa. When we arrive to Aaa, Dr. Gross has been reincarnated, rebuilt her new laboratory, reunited Tiffany, and found Patience St. Pim, Don John the Flame Lord and Ice Queen. Well, I say they're wrong. We can't let Dr. Gross and her army take over Ooo, can we? No, we're all the greatest heroes of all time. We've got the heart of a lion, the eye of the tiger, the wings of an eagle, and the big muscular arms of Hercules.

Medic: Does he think we've got arms of Hercules?

Soldier: He thinks so, he makes a speech.

Medic: Oh.

Finn: We're strong. We're brave. We're satisfied. We have courage. We have faith. We have strength. And we've got three words. Freedom, strength and unity. And you know why? 'Cause I'm the only person on Earth. We must fight Dr. Gross before she takes over Ooo.

Team Fortress 2 Characters: We understand, Finn.

Finn: (He shows his friends and family pictures of Dr. Gross, Patience St. Pim, Tiffany Oiler, Flame Lord and Ice Queen on the board) Tada! Here's Dr. Gross and her servants.

Cake: Wow. Sounds like someone has to be that fluff. I mean, not that fluff enough for himself. ("The Razors Edge" by AC/DC plays in the background)

Miss Pauling: You can say that.

Scout: Oh, hi, Miss Pauling.

Peach and Daisy: I knew it's Miss Pauling.

Finn: In other words, you're damn right. We better fight at the canyon. Pronto! Now, we must fight!

(They cheer, use weapons and wear their armors.)

Spider-Man: This is awesome.

Ryu: (Japanese) It is, Spider-Man. Let's kick some serious villainy ass.

Spider-Man: (English) Great idea, Ryu.

Toronto: Awesome.

Huntress Wizard: Can't wait for a new battle.

Master Chief: Let's get this party started in here.

Arbiter: Oh, yeah. The party's just getting started, baby.

Finn: We attack at the canyon.

Minerva: You know what the difference is between you and me? (She wears an armor and uses a sword and a shield) I make this look good.

Finn: Oh, yes. You got an armor, a shield and a sword.

Frieda: I got my armor, shield and sword, too. And we're ready to kick some serious shit.

Heavy: Come, we fight like men.

Soldier: Roger that, Heavy.

Sniper: Let's put a plastic explosive to the jar. (Puts a plastic explosive on the jar and his stomach growls) I'll take pizza after the battle.

Spy: Good idea.

Scout: Maybe we can fight.

Engineer: I don't know about y'all, but we're gonna fight to the victory.

Mario and Luigi: Awesome-a! Let's-a go.

Yoshi: Yoshi can't wait to eat pizza after the battle.

Soap MacTavish: This is where a new war has started.

Demoman: Let's take these assholes down.

RoboCop: Dead or alive, Dr. Gross must surrender.

Sonny: I'm not afraid to die.

Soldier: Finn. If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight.

Finn: Yes, sir.

Jake: Let's do this.

Butterscotch Butler: It's time to take vengeance.

BMO: Well, I say it's time for war! (High-fives High-Five Ghost and the song fades)

High-Five Ghost: Thanks, man.

Finn: Let's do it!

(They cheer and then Finn and his friends and family run to Dr. Gross's lab)

Flame King: Wait! I'll do it!

Flame Princess: Oh. Hi, dad.

Flame King: Hey, Phoebe. How's my daughter doing?

Flame Princess: Really good.

Flame King: Oh, that's nice. Listen, I wanted to say I'm sorry for using mistakes. And I'm sorry I lost your mother. She'd be really proud of you.

(Scene cuts to Dr. Gross who looks at Finn and his friends and family who stand in front of her laboratory.)

Dr. Gross: I know you got your friends and family back. I'm afraid you can't get away with this.

Finn: We have you surrounded at least from this side.

Dr. Gross: You're all outnumbered.

Patience St. Pim and Ice Queen: You're all outgunned.

Tiffany Oiler and Flame Lord: We're all willing to negotiate.

Finn: All right. We're gonna fight Dr. Gross and her army so she can be part of the family with Tiffany, Patience, and Don John.

Soldier: You're right, Finn. Dr. Gross, Patience, Tiffany and Don John can be part of the family. We must fight. (The song plays "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor)

All: Sir, yes, sir!

Finn: For the Land of Ooo!

Finn's Friends, Minerva and Martin: For the planet Earth!

Power Rangers: For the species!

Soldier: (Yells) Attack!

(They shout and run.)

Dr. Gross: Release my army.

(Tiffany releases her army. Finn's army attacks Dr. Gross's army and Ice Queen's ice soldiers. Scout uses karate moves to defeat an ice soldier. Heavy yells and crushes another ice soldier. Power Rangers beat ice soldiers up. Susan, Toronto and Frieda fly on their planes and launch their missles at the HK-Aerials. A phaser hits Frieda's plane.)

Frieda: (Grunts) Can't you help me destroy that HK-Aerial?

Toronto: Hey, I'm not the one who got us into trouble. Your boyfriend did!

Frieda: Finn's not my boyfriend, you dick!

Susan: Frieda, please settle down.

Frieda: Sorry.

(Scene cuts to Heavy who yells while he fires his minigun at the ice soldiers. Demoman fires his stickybomb launcher at five ice soldiers. The stickybombs blast ice soldiers into shards.)

Demoman: Damn, that feels good to be a hero!

Scout: Yeah, it sure does, Demoman.

Sniper: You can count on it, Scout.

(Scout uses a bat and whacks an ice soldier while Sniper uses a frying pan and he knocks Bebop and Rocksteady down)

Sniper: Finn, now's your chance!

Finn: Hey, Bebop and Rocksteady. I'm gonna say "Be-pop!" (Shoots a teleportation gun to teleport Bebop and Rocksteady back to Mars) Hey, it works.

Sniper: Of course, lad. Now, go. Confront Dr. Gross so you can let her be part of the family.

Finn: Roger that.

(Finn runs to Dr. Gross then he sees Huntress Wizard knocked down by an ice soldier after the song stops.)

Finn: (Gasps) Huntress Wizard! (Screams ferociously and transforms into Fire Finn)

Fire Finn: (Demonic voice) Hey!

(Fire Finn runs after ice soldier sees him. He grabs him by the neck.)

Fire Finn: We will rip both of your arms, and then both of your legs, and then we will rip your head out of your spine. You will be this armless, legless, headless thing, won't you? Rolling down the street. Like an egg roll. In the wind.

Ice Soldier: Who the hell are you?

Fire Finn: I am Fire Finn. (He rips an ice soldier limb from limb then he becomes Finn again)

Finn: (Normal voice) I'm getting good at this shit.

Huntress Wizard: (Groans) Finn, are you all right?

Finn: Huntress Wizard. Oh, thank God, I was so worried. You could have died.

Huntress Wizard: Don't worry, I'm immortal. And maybe we'll be married after this.

Finn: Of course we will. And that's why we did already. So kiss me again.

Huntress Wizard: Yes, Finn. (Whispering) I know why I love you.

(He and Huntress Wizard kiss and sees Martin and Minerva who feel sadly happy.)

Finn: Oh. Um... I have a fire parasite.

Minerva: Oh.

Finn: Yes. I know, mom.

(Finn runs to the balcony to confront Dr. Gross, Patience St. Pim, Tiffany Oiler and Ice Queen. Dr. Gross unleashes Mechagodzilla, Hydra and Harvester.)

Finn: Mechagodzilla!

(Mechagodzilla roars and walks to Marceline. Godzilla appears and fights Mechagodzilla. Dragon Megazord appears alongside Kamen Rider.)

Kamen Rider: Face us, Harvester. (Harvester aims at Kamen Rider) Let's see what we're made of, Megazord.

(Kamen Rider and Dragon Megazord fight Hydra and Harvester. Harvester grabs Marceline and whacks Scout. Medic uses his Quick-Fix gun and heals Scout. Scout regenerates.)

Scout: Thanks, Doc. (Harvester whacks him while he regenerates three times) Doc! Come on, man! I'm dying here! (Grunts) Real nice effort, douchebag.

(Sniper aims and shoots Harvester. Harvester aims at Sniper.)

Sniper: Piss! (Takes cover then Harvester shoots the ground.)

(Pyro chuckles, shouts and attacks an ice soldier with an axe. Engineer builds a sentry. A sentry fires at Harvester. Harvester throws Marceline at Engineer after he gasps. Harvester shoots again.)

Engineer: Damn it.

(A phaser explodes as Engineer lets out a Wilhelm scream and lands on Heavy.)

Heavy: Don't worry, Engineer. I'll take care of Harvester.

(Heavy uses a payload bomb with Krazy Glue. He runs to the Harvester.)

Spy: All right, Heavy.

Heavy: Thanks, Spy.

(Heavy throws a bomb at Harvester.)

Heavy: The burning you feel... (Harvester looks at Heavy) it is shame.

(The bomb beeps and explodes after the Harvester screams and dies. A force pushes Heavy.)

Heavy: Oh, no!

(Heavy holds onto Frieda's plane as he screams. The scene cuts to Finn who clears his throat. Dr. Gross, Patience St. Pim, Tiffany Oiler, and Ice Queen turn around and see Finn.)

Finn: It's over, Dr. Gross. You made Susan hurt Frieda's feeling.

Dr. Gross: I'm sure I did.

Patience St. Pim: When the war is over, I'll have killed the last Seeker.

Tiffany Oiler: And you're the only person with a new bionic arm.

Ice Queen: And this is why you should fight a woman.

Finn: I'm afraid so. But every word of what you just said was a lie. The humans have been reborn today. The war is just beginning. And Susan won't be the last Seeker.

(Susan destroys another HK-Aerial.)

Frieda: Thanks, Susan. Oh, hi, Heavy.

(Scene cuts to Dr. Gross who stands in front of Finn.)

Dr. Gross: When you're defeated, I'll take over... all of Ooo.

Finn: No. Defeat me with anger and I'll always be with you. Just like your best friend.

Dr. Gross: All right. (Her hand transforms into a sword) Let's see what you've got.

Finn: All right. You know what I've got? Dubstep. Hit it, Skrillex!

(The song plays "Bangarang" by Skrillex as Finn and Dr. Gross fight each other. Soldier shoots his rocket launcher at three ice soldiers. Spy shoots six ice soldiers in the heads with his roulette. Finn and Dr. Gross continue to duel each other.)

Dr. Gross: Flame Lord, attack Flame Prince!

(Flame Lord jumps and lands on the ground. Flame Prince sees Flame Lord who uses his spear. Flame Prince uses his axe.)

Flame Prince: Come on!

(Flame Prince and Flame Lord engage a duel. They struggle until Flame Prince knocks Flame Lord down then the song stops.)

Flame Lord: Why would you do this?

Flame Prince: Because you should be part of Finn's family. (Shows Flame Lord his hand)

Flame Lord: Oh. You're right. I should be part of his family.

(Flame Lord takes Flame Prince's hand.)

Flame Lord: (Stands up) I'm sorry I had to marry Flame Princess. I promise. I'll be an uncle.

Flame Prince: It's all right. You didn't know that.

(The scene cuts back to Finn who fights Dr. Gross. They struggle until thunder crashes.)

Finn: Oh, this ain't good.

(Merasmus emerges from the cloud and laughs evilly.)

Merasmus: Cower, fools! Merasmus is here!

Scout, Heavy, Sniper, Engineer, Soldier, Medic, Spy, Demoman, Pyro: Merasmus!

Merasmus: Did you forget about me, Finn?

Finn: Yes.

Merasmus: Well, look who I brought you and Marceline your favorite enemies you probably don't remember. Ash and Bandit Princess.

(Ash and Bandit Princess appear from Merasmus.)

Bandit Princess: Aren't you surprised to see me?

Finn: I am surprised. And that's why you're both such ignorant, stubborn cowards.

Bandit Princess: So be it, Finn.

Marceline: (Lands on the balcony) Hey, Finn.

Finn: Marceline? Where have you been?

Marceline: I've been taking care of those villains back to Mars. Except for one last thing: Mechagodzilla.

(Mechagodzilla snarls)

Finn: Oh. Sniper!

Sniper: Incoming! (Takes a jar of urine and chuckles) Heads up! (Throws a jar at Mechagodzilla then he shoots it and the jar explodes. The urine wets all over Mechagodzilla until he explodes) All right! That is bloody beautiful.

Dr. Gross: Uh-oh.

Finn: It's over, Dr. Gross. The war is over.

Marceline: Yeah, and you don't have to do this anymore. You're reincarnated.

Huntress Wizard: You never wanted to rule Ooo. You cut Finn's hair because you let Susan betray Frieda.

Dr. Gross: You're... You're... You're right. I really don't wanna do it. I wanted to be more like it was. When... When we were all good friends. And... I'm sorry.

Finn: It's all right. I wish I could forgive you. And maybe you could be part of the family.

(Dr. Gross feels happily sad. Finn shows Dr. Gross his hand then she shakes on it.)

Dr. Gross: It's a deal.

Finn: Deal.

Patience St. Pim: You can count me in.

Tiffany: I've always wanted to be part of the family.

(Patience St. Pim and Tiffany shake on it.)

Ice Queen: You're ruining everything!

Finn: Really? I got news for you. I got a fire parasite.

Bandit Princess: What do you know? A fire parasite.

Finn's Fire Spirit: You must fight either Bandit Princess or Ash.

Finn: Oh, fuck it. I'll have to fight Bandit Princess.

Finn's Fire Spirit: Very well.

Finn: Here comes my fire form. (Transforms into fire)

Bandit Princess: So, you're on fire.

Fire Finn: Yes. I'll never let you kill my parents.

Bandit Princess: Then I'll kill you again. (Takes off her clothes)

(Finn and Bandit Princess shout and duel each other.)

Ash: You know, Marceline, you should be very proud of yourself. When your mom's actually dead.

(Marceline becomes angry, yells and duels Ash.)

Ash: Damn, girl.

Ash Ketcham: Geez, Misty. They're dueling each other.

Misty: You're telling me, Ash.

Pikachu: Pikachu.

(Finn continues to duel Bandit Princess until he kicks her to the floor.)

Bandit Princess: You've got a fire parasite. (Fire Finn growls) But it's time to put you out.

(He and Bandit Princess fight in Dr. Gross's laboratory. They struggle until Bandit Princess throws Fire Finn to the wall and she laughs evilly. Fire Finn stands up.)

Bandit Princess: Every man has his day. But not today.

(Fire Finn snarls and runs to Bandit Princess. But the Ice Thing freezes Bandit Princess. Finn turns back to normal.)

Finn: Wow. That was short. Thanks for coming back, Ice Thing.

Ice Thing: You're welcome.

Finn: I gotta check on Marceline. Come on.

(He and Ice Thing run to Marceline. Outside her lab, they see Marceline who continues to duel Ash until she kicks his scrotum. Ash groans in pain until she, Finn and Ice Thing beat up Ash. They stop and pant. Tiffany kills Ash by removing his heart.)

Tiffany: This is how every hero takes the heart of every villain out.

Finn​: Thanks, Tiff.

Tiffany: You're welcome. Let's throw their bodies into the pool.

Ice Queen: What are you waiting for, Merasmus? Kill them. (Merasmus looks at Finn and his family) Come on you damn weak, stupid, wizard, kill them!

Merasmus: (Goes angry)  THAT'S IT!!!  (Grabs Ice Queen)  I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!!! 

(Merasmus throws Ice Queen, who screams, while she falls down the cliff to her death.)

Merasmus: I know I'm usually a wizard, but now I was a damn weak and stupid wizard. Maybe I could be nice when I have a chance. Guys, for a second there, you made a pretty good team, Finn.

Finn: Thanks, Merasmus.

Merasmus: You're welcome.

Medic: Tiffany. You have the heart of Ash, right?

Tiffany: Yes.

Medic: Let me put his heart back in his body.

(Medic puts Ash's heart back in his body. He uses his Medi Gun then Ash has been regenerated.)

Ash: You... You saved my life.

Medic: Ah, it was no problem.

Merasmus: And what about Bandit Princess? I think I'll use her as my adopted daughter. And Ash, you may be my adopted son.

Ash: All right.

Tiffany: Oh. Okay.

Merasmus: You know, I think it really helps.

Comic-Con Teaser Trailer

(The black screen fades up to the grass plains.)

Dr. Gross: There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?

(Finn wakes up and pants then runs to the treehouse. The next scene shows Lemongrab who rides on his horse. Another scene shows Martin Mertens who rides on his ship while he flies to somewhere in the grass plains. Another scene shows Fionna who runs in the woods. Another scene shows Frieda, Susan and Toronto who fly on their three planes. The scene cuts to black then cuts back to Dr. Gross who becomes reincarnated.)

Dr. Gross: The new age... (Her hand transforms into a sword then the scene cuts to black) will be burned.

(Finn runs to the turret while the song plays "Tom Sawyer" by Rush then he enters it. He aims at the HK-Aerials then fires. The scene cuts to black then the screen fades up to the title named "Adventure Time: Awakening". The song ends and the text says "April 2020". Trailer ends.) (The scene opens with the water then the scene fades up to the blue crystals until Marceline touches them. The camera pans up to Marceline who breathes heavily. The scene cuts to black then fades up to Warner Bros. Pictures logo then it switches to Warner Animation Group. The scene fades in to black then fades out to Finn who meets Fionna while the song plays "Axios" by Nathan Lanier.)
 * Teaser Trailer #2

Finn: The power is strong in my family. My father has it. Marceline has it. I have it. You have that power, too.

Fionna: I know. A new age is about to be burned. Dr. Gross has been reincarnated. Patience St. Pim still exists. Don John was set free. We must do something about it.

(The scene cuts to black and the text says "On April 3rd." The scene shows clips from the movie until the scene cuts to black and the song stops. We hear Finn who pants.)

Finn: Who the hell are you guys?

(The scene cuts to the pop culture characters who wave hello to him. The scene cuts to the title to "Adventure Time: Awakening". The scene cuts to a text which it says "April 3rd. Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D and Dolby Cinema". Teaser ends.) (The scene cuts to Patience St. Pim, Flame Lord, Dr. Gross, and Tiffany Oiler who see the villains in prison on Mars.)
 * Full Trailer

Dr. Gross: When you all failed deep, I saw new incredible power. And now, we're here for our vengeance on Finn and his family.

(The scene cuts to Finn who uses his new mechanical arm then he smiles. The scene cuts to black and fades up to Warner Bros. Pictures, Warner Animation Group and Cartoon Network Movies logos then fades back to black. The scene cuts to Fionna and Cake's treehouse as we see Finn who looks at it while the song plays "Pure Imagination" by Ghostwriter Music.)

Finn: I was raised on that island. Martin left with me when I was a baby.

(The scene shows the raft with Finn as a baby who eats breadstick from the breadstick wand. The scene cuts to black then fades up to Patience St. Pim.)

Patience St. Pim: No one will stand in our way, Doc. I will finish what LSP started.

(Dr. Gross uses buzzsaws for hands to turn Finn into a robot while she struggles. The scene fades up to the text with "Warner Bros. Pictures presents". The scene cuts to Finn and his army who run to fight Dr. Gross and her new robotic army.)

Marceline: There are stories about what happened.

Martin: I know. It's all true.

(Text says "On April 3rd." The scene cuts to clips from the movie.)

Martin: The good. The evil. They exist.

Minerva: The power. It calls to you, my son.

Dr. Gross: Fulfill your destiny.

(Tentacles strangle Finn as Dr. Gross uses her hand to attach Finn's mind while he screams in agony. The scene cuts to black then the song stops.)

Finn: I wish I could forgive you. And maybe you could be part of the family.

(Dr. Gross feels happily sad as Finn shows her his hand. The scene cuts to black then fades out to the title "Adventure Time: Awakening" while the female voice sings "Come With Me". Cuts to text which it says "April 3rd. Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D and Dolby Cinema." Trailer ends.) (Warner Bros. Pictures, Warner Animation Group and Cartoon Network Movies logos start. The scene shows Minerva and Martin in a hospital who sleep with their newborn son Finn while the song plays "Worlds Collide" by Nicki Taylor.)
 * Final Trailer

Finn: My name's Finn Mertens. I was born on Founders Island. One fateful night, my father saw a woman with glasses riding on a tiger with her henchmen. He found a raft that'll lead them away. But then, on a stormy night, the Guardian tries to kill my father. He said he'll be back for me. Until then, he tried to defeat it with a device which its eye exploded. And that's why I went to Ooo for years. Until eventually, I returned and turned the Guardian off. And that's why I went back to Ooo and eventually, LSP saved the land from the crazy elemental island. After this, the humans arrive to Ooo. And I saw my mom again. One year later, My mom, friends and I saw the gateway to Aaa.

(The scene cuts to Dr. Gross who tortures Marceline in her new laboratory.)

Dr. Gross: I know what you want, Marceline. You shouldn't have done that.

(The scene cuts to Finn who uses his new mechanical arm to shoot a tree.)

Flame Prince: I've seen this power once. But back then, it didn't come along the plan. It does now.

(The scene cuts to Flame Lord who sits on his bed then he throws the goblet out the window.)

Flame Lord: Your dad left the island with you because her actions led to the release of the deadly virus.

(Flame Lord aims his gun at the top of the castle while he breathes shakily. The scene cuts to black with the text which it says "On April 3rd." Scene cuts back to Finn who duels Patience St. Pim, Flame Lord, Tiffany Oiler and Dr. Gross then cuts back to Princess Bubblegum who talks to Marshall Lee.)

Princess Bubblegum: We both have the same species.

Marshall Lee: And we both have the same love, my bride.

(The scene cuts to Flame Prince who uses his axe while Flame Lord uses his spear then they engage a fight.)

Flame Prince: Come on!

(They struggle then the scene cuts to Frieda, Toronto and Susan who fly on their planes.)

Finn: We must fight Dr. Gross before she takes over Ooo.

(The scene cuts to epic battle scenes while the text says "A new adventure awaits".)

Dr. Gross: Give... me...

(Scene cuts to Dr. Gross who sees Finn strangled by the tentacles.)

Dr. Gross: ...everything.

(Dr. Gross uses her hand to attatch his head while he screams then the scene cuts to black and the song stops. The scene fades in to Finn who hugs Martin and Minerva.)

Finn: I want a reunion to be a happy time. And it's the only way I need.

(Minerva and Martin sigh then Finn chuckles happily. The scene cuts to black then fades out to the title "Adventure Time: Awakening". The scene cuts to Finn who grabs an ice soldier while in fire mode during the battle.)

Fire Finn: (Demonic voice) We will rip both of your arms and then both of your legs. And then we will rip your head right out of your spine. You will be this armless, legless, headless thing, won't you? Rolling down the street. Like an egg roll. In the wind.

Ice Soldier: Who the hell are you?

Fire Finn: I am Fire Finn.

(Finn rips an ice soldier limb from limb then becomes normal mode.)

Finn: (Normal voice) Oh. Um... I have a fire parasite.

Minerva: Oh.

Finn: Yes. I know, mom.

(The scene cuts to the text which it says "April 3rd. Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D and Dolby Cinema." Trailer ends.)