One Big Pilot

One Big Pilot is the first episode of Actors Anoymous

Transcript

(Cool Orchid Logo shows and it cuts to The Night Show with Jimmy Nexus as the audience claps.
 * Jimmy: Welcome back to The Night Show looks like its time for tonights guest he's been in such films such as Jovie's Choice and Dawnbreak and is realesing his new film back as everyones favorite agent good ol Hardy please welcome Lance Cain

(The audience cheers enthusiastically as Lance walks on stage and to the seat) (crowd cheers and claps) (Audience OOOOhing) (Audience Laughs)
 * Jimmy: Lance  hey how are you doing?
 * Lance: good good.
 * Jimmy: a little friend in Horizon Studios told us that a new Agent Hardy film is coming back. Any idea what it is about?
 * Lance: I do but that would be spoiling
 * Jimmy: But i hear your doing fantastic you got a good break on you you been nominated for the first time for Best Actor for Jovie's Choice
 * Lance: Yes thank you
 * Jimmy: How does it feel being nominated for the first time? cause i feel like it was only yesterday you were just a child star
 * Lance: Honestly it is a whole different experience. I feel like I'm in the Hall of Fame of other good actors
 * Jimmy: While were on the subject what do you think of the other actors Have you interacted with any of them or your tastes for who you like or not much of a fan of
 * Lance: let's talk about my co-star in Jovie's Choice, Holly Jacobson. She is not what I consider the best person
 * Jimmy: How so? She seems like a good person
 * Lance: for starters she isn't that nice
 * Jimmy: anything else?
 * Lance: She doesn't like me around her thinking i outshine her in the spotline
 * Jimmy:Outshine you how could anyone outshine you its not like they think they'll rub an award in
 * Lance: honestly I believe she thinks that

(it zooms out a tv as Holly is watching the Tv looking furious) (Shows Actors Anoymous logo. Cuts to Horizon Studios as it cuts to Matthew Horizon In a meeting with some directors as the meeting goes Douglas Kole is outside writing stuff down for ideas) (Moira shyly raises her hand) (a knock on the door is heard as Diego Lunez enters the room) (he hands him the script) (the directors leave and shows the Actors Alley where actors hang out)
 * Holly: FUUUUCCCCKKKKK YOU!
 * Douglas: Hm could work.. (enters the room and sees the other directors) Hi people.
 * Matthew: Glad you could all enter now, We need some new pitches what do you guys have. Wow me! Shazoom Me.
 * Stanley: Well I just got done with filming Night of the Hillers after that long I'm now working on my next thriller which is IN SPACE.
 * Matthew: Sounds odd but could work what about you Mr. Camon?
 * Doug: I’m not a director.
 * Matthew: I see well what about the Agent Hardy movies I mean ever since Quint Rendall died we got nobody else to do the next film.
 * Matthew: Yes Mrs. Starr?
 * Moira: call me Moira and maybe I can?
 * Matthew: You know I think your a good option for running the Agent Hardy series
 * Stanley: Her? Heh what movies has she done? Can't wait to see this work.
 * Moira: I honestly never directed a film. But I did write for a few films. Including previous Agent Hardy films.
 * Matthew: I think she's a good choice to helm the Agent Hardy franchise.
 * Diego: Mr. Horizon?
 * Matthew: Hi
 * Diego: I'm Deigo Lunez I'm a director here and I got a script i been trying to turn into a while. Tons of studios have passed on it but I wanna see if you like it
 * Diego: It's name is Soldiers
 * Matthew: Like World War 2? Lance would make a perfect Hitler.
 * Diego: Some stories included surviving soldiers of WW2 it was also one time about the older brother getting captured in the war as his brother goes to war trying to save his brother
 * Matthew: A real tear jerker.
 * Diego: yeah I wanna get this green lit cause I think its a story that should have been told.
 * Stanley: I have a constructive criticism. Make it have a killer.
 * Matthew: Diego This is a heartwarming tear jerking script I'm green lighting it.
 * Diego: Thank you so much the ideas of the cast I just have could work
 * Stanley: Seriously the script is being picked up without nobody suggesting a killer?Am i the only one suggesting that?
 * Doug: I'm just a producer but yeah that's a terrible idea.
 * Matthew: alright everybody let's get to work. I'm gonna talk to Diego about casting

(Nathan Manay is watching the Jimmy Nexus) (Crowd cheers) (Gene walks in as crowd cheers big)
 * Jimmy: My next guess is a very funny comedian he indeed is a ball of laughter He has starred in films such as The Maniac but is really known as Dr. Tee Chaffee from The Time Travelers Son
 * Jimmy: And he is now starring in the upcoming film Walking Wilde please welcome Gene Marvins!!

Gene: Thank you!! Thank you Thank you!

(He goes to sit at the talk show set next to Jimmy) (Crowd cheers) (Audience laughs) (Audience and Jimmy laughs hard) "they play the clip" (cuts back to them as Audience claps)
 * Jimmy: One of our most serious actors
 * Gene: Indeed Jimmy, Can I just say this is the best audience ever...They're a real cream of corn.
 * Jimmy: So... we heard rumors that you are going to appear in a superhero universe. Can you confirm it?
 * Gene: Well Jimmy have to tell ya....I am
 * Jimmy: That sounds great. From Time Traveler to Superhero how did this happen or get you into wanting to be in a superhero film.
 * Gene: Well Jimmy I've been wanting to be in the superhero universe quite some time. I been aiming at many different roles and i love a lot of comics. and when some superhero films were still in development So it's been tossed around a lot and finally get to do one.
 * Jimmy: Well isn't your role as Tee Chaffee a superhero?
 * Gene: People may think my role is a time traveller but technically he would be the closest thing to me being a superhero.
 * Jimmy: But now you can say you are a superhero now.
 * Gene: Yeah
 * Jimmy: Now big question one of our fans want to ask
 * Gene: Is it something to do with Time Travelers Son?
 * Jimmy: I wish...But the question is has there been any actors for you that they believe never got along with you.
 * Gene: Honestly i get along with every actor but sometimes I just imagine walking in one day and see them holding a knife at me thinking they're gonna chop me up
 * Gene: But in all Everyone likes me and get along with me pretty nice I remember the first time I met Holly Jacobson and Loraine Stiever
 * Jimmy: Ah Holly, the demon queen of Hollywood.
 * Gene: Yeah, I was doing a cameo for Mystic Sword with the two I was making them laugh so hard even the director was like (Does director impression while waving his arms around) Wha...What the hell? Kid I don't recall this in the script. But yeah he enjoyed it a lot and was very happy getting me in the film. Every take i did had Holly and Loraine try their best to not crack up on set
 * Jimmy: So she can show an emotion that's not pure hatred. In fact we actually have a clip on her talking about you.
 * Gene: Ok
 * Holly: What to say about Gene Marvins? Well he is an actor whose only claim to fame is humor...And I believe it works for him Now would I wanna work with him again in a film? Maybe but I will give it to him He is a very funny guy. Yet he is nowhere near greatest actor of all time.

Jimmy: Wow. That was very nice of her.

Gene: Yeah it was

Jimmy: Hey stick around we'll be right back with more of Gene Marvins

(it then cuts to Nathan still watching as Holly storms in angrily) (Lance walks In) (Meanwhile Douglas Kole enters Horizon Studios and goes to meet with Matthew)
 * Holly: Yo Lance's lackey! Where the fuck is your friend?!
 * Nathan: Why are you angry?
 * Holly: Your hot shot friend dared to diss me
 * Nathan: Are you sure it is not deserved?
 * Holly: Zip it just go get him
 * Nathan: Lance!!! Holly wants to speak to you.
 * Lance: Hey Holly whats up?
 * Holly: You dare call me out on live television? I saw your little gig with Jimmy Nexus.
 * Lance: C'mon Holly it's the truth
 * Holly: I will end you.
 * Nathan: whoa whoa easy guys easy.
 * Lance: She's the one being difficult.
 * Holly: Me? Difficult??
 * Lance: Yes
 * Holly: I'm gonna make you wish you never said that
 * Douglas: Hi....Mr. Horizon??
 * Matthew: Doug 2! How are you? I have an idea that I think you might work good on.
 * Douglas: R..Really? What is it?
 * Matthew: You animate stuff right? I realized I need to reach kid audiences. So wanna form an animation studio?
 * Douglas: Y..Yeah!! I'd love to that's what i wanted to pitch to you about (shows him logo) wdyt? Kole Animation Studios.
 * Matthew: Fuck Yeah! Wanna join me, Doug 1 and Moira on SUPER DIRECTOR HOOTERS NIGHT?
 * Douglas: Doug is a Director now?
 * Matthew: Yeah. He pitched a cool concept. It's a science fiction action movie where the villain is a GOAT FROM SPACE. And it is a metaphor for tensions of the upper and lower class.
 * Douglas Yeah...I'd like that!
 * Matthew: Alright

(It cuts back to the Jimmy Nexus show with Gene in his seat)


 * Jimmy: I am back with the talented Gene Marvins. We will talk about your new movie in a little bit, But we got a few fan questions for you to answer.
 * Gene: I'd be happy to answer some of those questions for ya.
 * Jimmy: Ok Sydney Biolla wants to know Before You were you the only suggestion for Tee Chafee?
 * Gene: Ah thats actually a good question. Well there were a few actors in mind for the role. Like Peter Dursley he is a brilliant actor. He was actually brought up a lot of times for the role brilliant brittish actor. He really wanted the role so bad and even looked the part dressed as well. When Terrence Gofford was writing it he really did have Peter Dursley in the original draft. He did a few test episode yet the studio wasn't interested in casting Dursley. They even went with actors such as Lawerence Prigar who was very fascinating in Protocol I believe that was his first role he was nominated for. Until eventually they called me. But the surprising part is they actually felt bad for not casting Dursley in the role they made it up and made him a regular in the show.
 * Jimmy: Now if they're any actors you think could be great as Tee Chafee if it was made today?
 * Gene: Well honestly there's a few I think could work such as Nathan Manay or even Lance Cain me and him are such good pals.

The screen fades to black as episode ends.