User blog:GreenGrassCreeper34/Some Incorrect Collin the Speedy Boy Quotes


 * Random Finger: Are you ready, kids?
 * Kids: Yes we are!
 * Random Finger: I can't hear you...
 * Kids: YES WE ARE!
 * Random Finger: (singing) Oh... Who lives in an HQ over the sea?
 * Kids: Collin the Speedy Boy!
 * Random Finger: (singing) Awesome and fast and brave is he?
 * Kids: Collin the Speedy Boy!
 * Random Finger: (singing) If action is something you really enjoy...
 * Kids: Collin the Speedy Boy!
 * Random Finger: (singing) Then jump on the floor and shout, "Oh Boy!"
 * Kids: Collin the Speedy Boy!
 * Random Finger: Ready?
 * Kids and Random Finger: (singing) Collin the Speedy Boy, Collin the Speedy Boy, Collin the Speedy Boy!
 * Random Finger: (singing) COLLIN, THE SPEEDY BOOOOOOY! (laughs)
 * Collin: (plays a flute, followed by a random explosion)


 * Zane: I will burn this town, and then your HQ, and finally... I will eat your ass- Wait, what?!
 * Collin: ...Don't tell me you have a crush on me.
 * Zane: No, it's not what you think!


 * Courtnei: Hey, Collin! Scorpion is better than you.
 * Collin: ...AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!


 * Cooper: (is watching What What in a Robot) ...
 * Tommy: Yo, Cooper! I- (sees what he's watching) What the hell?!
 * Cooper: Huh? (Closes it out) What?
 * Tommy: ...


 * Tommy: Hey there, sexy mama! Wanna make love?
 * Female Opossum: ...I'm lesbian!
 * Tommy: WAIT, WHAT THE F-


 * Gurkha: (vomits)
 * Collin: Gee... I guess he's too sick to try to eat us.
 * Tommy: Sick? You sure he's not throwing up because he's pregnant with Sharp's baby?


 * Goof: Hey, Voodoo! Guess what?
 * Voodoo: Ugh... Let me guess, a new episode of Steven Universe?
 * Goof: Nope! I just came to say fuck you!


 * Collin: Uh... Meow?


 * Bryte: Yeah, no! I don't wanna marry you!
 * Elefish King: ...Is it because I'm green?


 * Collin: Hey, Evelynn! I just wanna know if- (sees Evelynn snuggling with Trent) WHAT THE FUCK?!
 * Evelynn: (looks at Collin) Uh... It's not what you think!


 * Tommy: Yo, Collin! Bryte's trying to destroy Magnum City again!
 * Cooper: We need to- (sees Collin and Evelynn on the bed, with their clothes on the floor) ...
 * Collin: Uh, did you need me for something?


 * A Random Creeper: KISS ME, MOMMY!
 * Jayden: (running away) AW, HELL NO!


 * Evelynn: (dressed as someone from The Purge) Time to scare the shit out of the fucker- (steps on dog shit) Aw, shit!
 * Cooper: Ooh! My own shit! (Eats it)


 * Eli: Gee, it sure is "Bryte" outside-
 * Bryte: QUIT MAKING PUNS ABOUT ME!
 * Eli: ...I see you're not "bryte" enough to understand humor-
 * Bryte: UGH!!!


 * Trent: (sees a poorly drawn picture of himself) WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?!
 * Cooper: Uh... You?
 * Trent: Grr... (Grabs the pictures, rips it and stomps on it)


 * Sara: DADDY PLEASE!


 * Some Random Female Teen: Hi, Collie! Wanna commit roll in the hay?
 * Collin: (turns into Lex) Meow! (Runs away and jumps out of the window)

(The monkey wakes up and kisses Tommy in the lips)
 * Cooper: Don't wake up the monkey! You may never know what he'll do to you!
 * Tommy: What could possibly go wrong? (to the monkey) Hey! Yo mama gay!
 * Tommy: (screams through his nose)


 * Trent: Woah... Is that the ultimate Collin the Speedy Boy roller coaster?
 * Collin: Nah, it's the ultimate Collin the Speedy Boy roller coaster.
 * Trent: ...That's what I just fucking said, fuckboy!
 * Collin: Nah!
 * Trent: ... (Grabs a machine gun and shoots Collin with it)


 * Tommy: Damn, Evelynn cheated on you for Trent? Well, somebody's a cuckold, am I right? (gets beaten up by Aurelie)