Minnesota Cuke and the Harp of King David: A VeggieTales Movie/Transcript

(Universal Pictures, DreamWorks Pictures and Big Idea logos start. The scene fades to white background and credits appear and say "Universal Pictures and DreamWorks Pictures present", "a Big Idea production", "Minnesota Cuke and the Harp of King David: A VeggieTales Movie", and "Created by Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki".)

Bob: Okay, Larry. It's time for the theme song

Larry: Uh, y-yeah, Bob. What do I do?

Bob: Hmm, let's see. I know! You play the guitar.

Larry: Bob, I don't have any hands.

Bob: Oh, you're right. Well, okay, well, you play this!

Larry: I don't wanna play that. I'll look silly!

Bob: Oh, come on, it'll be fun!

Larry: Nope. Not gonna do it.

Bob: It's for the kids.

Larry: Oh, okay. But they better not laugh.

Bob: All right, better get on out there.

(Larry walks on the screen with a sousaphone. While he plays it, Bob appears.)

Bob: If you like to talk to tomatoes

Bob, Jimmy and Jerry: If a squash can make you smile

All: If you like to waltz with potatoes

Up and down the produce aisle...

Bob: (clears throat) Excuse me. Have we got a movie for you!