Cool Rap Wars/Scrooge McDuck vs. Ebenezer Scrooge

(shows Cool Rap Wars logo)

Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! Ebenezer Scrooge! Vs! Scrooge McDuck! Battle!

Ebenezer: Ah, I am rapping against a duck? Well this is going to be easy as fuck. I am an industrialist and an investor. You’re a duck who wants to go on adventures. I had the guts to look in Death's face. While you caused your niece to go to space! Oh you are obsessed with a lucky dime? You are more miserable than Christmastime.

Scrooge McDuck: neice go to space that was not my fault. You still have Jacob's ashes stashed behind your vault. You tell the same stories from all of your movies and the fact you were portrayed by a comedic Jim Carrey. You teamed with The Muppets and were portrayed in many parodies as I'm Tougher than the toughies and your stupider than the sharpies. You greed about money and orphans dying. No wonder Elizabeth left you for another good looking guy. And I played your part and was a better Scrooge. Your just the Bill Murray of getting SCREWED!!!

Ebenezer: I am the original while you are the pretender. I take your threats less seriously than Mr. Enter! Death caused me to redeem as for you, a giant cat! I could easily take care of him with a cricket bat. I brought the Christmas redemption story to fame. You are just a duck who is bringing David Tennant down the drain. Without me you wouldn't exist. So go down and suck my McDick!

Scrooge McDuck: I've dealt with many adventures and fell in love with Goldie O'Gilt. You just a cashgrab Disney likes to take from your will. I have my nephews by my side Huey Dewey and Louie. Did you ever have any friends oh right childhood ruined. I even opened up the Disney Afternoon you think you see the spirits when really your a nutjob loon. I even make Alan Young be a memorial kind you casted Patrick Stewart are you out of your mind. I been a successor and make your story act chicken. now get in your coffin and suck my Charles Dickens.

Ebenezer: Well-

(Suddenly he gets stabbed by a scythe as Death walks into the battle)

Death: Oh I see a dead duck walking. So allow me to stop your squawking! I know who will be at your funeral when you die. And it is only the idiotic pilot by your side. Your aloof personality pulls everyone away. Why did you think Donald Duck waited to shove his nephews your way. Nothing is certain in life but death and taxes. But you avoided the taxes and so you deserve to be impaled by some axes. Your greed for adventure is tearing your relationships apart. I even notice that you barely have a heart! So it is over McDuck, you shouldn't have boasted. Because like every type of editable Duck, you got roasted.

Scrooge McDuck: Oh sure Beakley get these spirits cleaned straight through the knife its about time its time to send these spirits back to the afterlife i hate to mention that is fowl. your stories about spirits yet its called A Christmas Carol. The Ghosts of Present Future and the Past sound like you ran out of ideas coming from Charles A$$. You believe your adaptations are outshined by a Red-Nosed Reindeer and fact none of your movies couldn't save Bob Cratchit's Career. I managed to really glom your gold you been doing the same story geez your so old. As for you Ghost of Present might i this why you look like Robin Williams if he got the role of Hagrid. And as for you Christmas yet to come Even The grim reaper doesn't hang with a poser as him. And Ebeneezer Scrooge I dare must tell you. You had a Dan Stevens biopic story Please do something new. This is why i hated christmas and why its so dumb as a lug to A CHRISTMAS CAROL......Bah-Humbug