The Queen Bee’s Hive/Transcript

Prologue
Bee: (buzzing)

Nolan: Aha! Thanks for agreeing to meet me.

Alexander: We didn’t! We were already here and you just sat down at our table.

Alexandborg: Get to it, Nolan. You're despoiling our cupcake break.

Nolan: Well, current and future Alexander, I'm here to ask for my career back.

Alexandborg: You've got until I finish this leaning tower of sweetsa.

Nolan: Oh! (chuckles) Okay. Uh, so, hi. Right? (chuckles) Um... Wow, why am I so nervous? (chuckles) Anyway, I like having a career. I mean, I hate people. Right? But no. Yeah, it's not--Scratch that. (chuckles) Why can't I stop laughing, right? Or sweating? (chuckles) What's happening to me? Anyway, no, I'm seeing squiggly lines. (chuckles, coughs) I am so sorry. Let me clean that up. Okay, now it's on your face. That's that.

Alexander: (grunting)

Both Alexanders: (grunting)

Nolan: So, I'm thinking we got a deal?

Alexander: (laughs)

Alexandborg: Yes.

Alexander: What?!

Alexandborg: You're hired.

Nolan: Yeah, what? But I--

Alexandborg: Go. Before I change my mind.

Nolan: (chuckles) (grabs Ethan's cupcake) (grunts)

Alexander: Why would you rehire him?!

Alexandborg: Turns out being a villain involves a lot of busywork. If he's doing that, we can focus on Alexandizing this place to get you into Eliteanati Academy. And I've got a bee-autiful plan.

Alexander: Why did you emphasize the "B"?

Alexandborg: Bee-cause... (cackles) What? Something on my face?

(Theme song plays)

Janelyz & Tony: The Queen Bee's Hive!

Prologue Opening
Narrator: This is Janelyz Rodriguez and Tony Prime. Janelyz is the one on the left with the yellow hoodie and the grey hair. Tony is the one on the right with the jacket and messy haircut. Remember that now.

Tony: "Welcome back to Los Angeles, Nolan."

Janelyz: You know what that means?

Rap Scene
Janelyz: When Nolan was the man, our place was really bad!

Bee Rappers: Place was really bad! Place was really bad!

Tony: Then the Alexanders took charge and made it worse than plaid!

Bee Rappers: Worse than plaid!

Janelyz: We had to follow the rules and do some science junk!

Bee Rappers: Science junk!

Tony: It was mad hard, yo, and we were gonna flunk!

Bee Rappers: We were gonna flunk!

Janelyz: Now Nolan's coming back and he's gonna bring the bad!

Bee Rappers: Bring the bad! Bring the bad!

Tony: And bad's still better than the worst we ever had!

Bee Rappers: Worst we ever had! Worst we ever had!

Both: And that's still better than the worst we ever had!

Prologue Ending
Janelyz: I really miss just getting by.

Tony: Yeah. Can't wait to coast again.

Janelyz: We gotta change that sign.

Tony: Did you ever think we'd be happy to see Nolan?

Both: Bee!

Janelyz: Anything's better than the Alexanders. Ah!

Tony: Seriously, what's with the bees? (coughing) It flew in my mouth! (farts out bee)

Janelyz: They're everywhere. Run for it!

Tony: Wait!

Janelyz: Welcome back, Mr. Poop.

Tony: (chuckles) The bad old days are back.

Both: (laughing)

Mob of Bees: (buzzing)

Bee-O-Rama
Narrator: Spell "cat".

Derpy Nolan: Oh, that's easy! K-- Ow! I got stung by a bee, that not's good.

Narrator: Spell "dog".

Derpy Nolan: Can you use that in a sentence? Ow! That's the second sting! How many is that?

Narrator: Spell "defeat".

Derpy Nolan: I can't spell defeat, but I can smell da feet. Because-- Owowow! I'm in Bee Sting City, baby!