The Hoobs: Festivals/Transcript

Twang: There’s No Business Like Show Business Like No Business I Know

Tim: Everything about it is appealing Everything the traffic will allow

Tootle: Nowhere could you get that happy feeling When your stealing That Extra bow

Twang: There’s No People Like Show People They smile when they are low

Timp: Even with the turkey that you know will fold You may be stranded out in the cold

Tootle: Still you wouldn’t change it for a stack of gold

The Motorettes: Let’s Go on with the show

Timp: Now let’s get this over with.

Twang: Okay, Timp.

Tootle: The Streamers, The Balloons, Confetti and Gifts. The Festivals you really love them so.

Timp: The Streamers, The Balloons, Confetti and Gifts. The Parties you really love them so.

Twang: You love the day when actually you’re born, You’re mother can really blow her horn.

The Motorettes: There’s No Business Like Show Business Like No Business I Know

Tootle: Everything about it is appealing Everything the traffic will allow

Timp: Nowhere could you get that happy feeling When your stealing That Extra bow

The Motorettes: There’s No People Like Show People that you don’t run out of dough

Twang: Angels come from everywhere with lots of jack, and when you lose there’s no attack

Timp: Where could you get money that you don’t give back?

The Motorettes: Let’s Go on with the show

Tootle: We’re not finish yet.

Twang: The Jugglers, The Sideshows, Ringmaster and You. The roustabouts that move the show at down

Tootle: The music, the spotlight, the people, the towns. the thrill of that applause when you go on

Timp: You’re standing out in front on opening night and there’s your billing right up there in lights

The Motorettes: There’s No Business Like Show Business Like No Business I Know

Twang: Traveling through the country is so thrilling

Timp: Standing out in front on opening nights

Tootle: Smiling as you watch the theater filling and see your billing up there in lights (in lights)

The Motorettes: There’s No People Like Show People They smile when they are low Yesterday they told you, you would not go far That night you open and there you are, Next day on your dressing room they’ve hung a star Let's Go On With a show, Let's Go…… On With a… Show!

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Groove: I'm Groove

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