Satan’s Immaturity

Satan’s Immaturity is a movie made by one person, and his name is Joseph Fwhanmpwh Stalin, who made the movie to recover the funds he lost when he was fined 6 dollars for trespassing on a dog. The movie is about King Ms. Pac-Man, Realnamerson, Bob the Explorer, Dora the Builder, Queen Kong, and The Emoji Movie going on a quest to stop Panda the Evil Satan. The film earned a total of 6 trillion dollars and got hated by the critics because the critics who hated it killed all the critics who liked it, also known as 98% of them.

The Things that Happen
First, Bob the Explorer is being bullied by an alien from Ert, which is the 3rd planet from the sun in our solar system and near identical to Earth. Then, Realnamerson does something and the alien stops existing because he had no plush of a dead meme. Then, Dora the Builder appears and screams “GIMME MY WALLTER BACK, TREE MAN!” And the tree says, “I am your wallet” and turns into The Emoji Movie and vomits Walt Disney World. King Ms. Pac-Man then appears and says, “You, Realnamerson, are destined to defeat the horrifying beast Queen Kong”. Then, Realnamerson looks at Queen Kong, who is 1 inch tall, and says, “uhh… I think he’s nice”. Then, King Ms. Pac-Man says, “Oops. My bad. You are destined to be murdered by Panda the Evil Satan is what I meant to say”.

The next scene shows Panda the Evil Satan summoning a toilet. He chants, “Secret message, subscribe. I thief you wallet. Yummy.” backwards. The toilet says in a horrifying and cute voice, “I AM GOING TO WALMART!”, jumps up into the air, and smashes down into a Walmart. King Ms. Pac-Man says, “Oh crap the Walmart containing the 1337th of the 69420 magikal crystals was broked!” and The Emoji Movie says “I’ll take care of it!” and smashes headfirst into a window. Then, Queen Kong says “Smulk Hash!” and starts moving really quickly and then says, “I’m Dall One! Got the One Housand Three Thundred Sirty-Theventh Cagikal Mrystal and all Nixty-Sine Fousand Thour Twundred Henty oner othes!”, but then the toilet appears and says, “time to yeet Fakeunnamerson!” and then Bob the Explorer flushes King Ms. Pac-Man down the toilet.

After that, Queen Kong says “I will USA the thower of neese Cagikal Mrystals!” And then eats, them. Queen Kong then turns into Luigi and falls over. Dora the Builder summons a tsunami and it sends everyone to the cave of cave. They spit on Panda the Evil Satan and he farts so badly it pushes him off a cliff. Everyone then parties and then The Emoji Movie and King Ms. Pac-Man appear at the same time and both say, “DON’T WORRY, I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU FROM PANDA THE EVIL SATAN!” and then everyone stares at them, confused. Kirbo from TerminalMontage’s youtube channel then breaks through the wall and says that he has came to spread christianity.