WikiViews/Adventure Time: Awakening

A super cool beat plays as kittens are blowing up in the background.
 * Dillon: Nolan! It's time!
 * Nolan: Are we finally reviewing Ratatoing?
 * Dillon: ...That's a real movie...
 * Nolan: Then..what are we reviewing?
 * Dillon: ADVENTURE TIME AWAKENING!

Nolan: Oh no! Not that one!!!!

(shows footage from it)

Nolan: (VO) Who thought this was a good idea? Didn't Adventure Time already end? What kind of drunk person made this!!!, I mean it would sound cool if it was it's own series...but why??? (cuts back to them) Well let's see what kind of weirdness this went for adventure time.

Nolan (VO): It opens with a ton of studios attached to it, And cuts to Michael Bay.

Michael Bay: Hello, and welcome to Adventure Time: Awakening. My name's Michael Bay and I'm the director and producer of this movie. Let me go over the instructions before the movie starts. Please, silence your cell phones and discontinue texting. Nobody wants to spoil the movie, so no talking. After the movie,

Nolan (VO): What the hell Michael Bay? Your giving us instructions on what not to do at a theater. News flash have you seen the theaters lately they're closed at the moment.

Dillon: Let's say it is 2019.

Nolan: Yeah true.

Dillon: (VO) Thus we meet Tiffany Oiler voiced by Colin Dean and Dr. Gross voiced by Lennon Parham

Tiffany Oiler: Dr. Gross, it looks like we found them. Finn and Jake did this to us.

Dr. Gross: Oh, they did, but I don't know why you're suddenly so against me, Tiffany.

Tiffany: Yeah, well, I trust Finn and Jake, and they have a better understanding of what's wrong and right than either of us. They're my friends, that's all.

Dillon: (VO) Wait....first seconds in and you already say your friends with Finn and Jake??? Look we already know little of your character and your saying you just met them??? As in like today??? No no no no no that isn't possble.