User blog:A Wacky and Edgy Duck/Some Incorrect DuckTales: Insanity AU Quotes

(Using some quotes I saw from Vine (Rest in Peace Vine) but the next one will be on both vines and quotes from Spongebob Squarepants)


 * Judy: (sighs) I have no friends.
 * Ruby: Judy, what am I, a roach?!


 * Rebecca: You two are too busy playing "What do you mean?"! But what you need to do is play "What did you clean?"! Cause' there's nothing clean in here!


 * Fenton: Ruby, you're always disagreeing with someone! That's why we can't have a conversation!
 * Ruby: NO, I DON'T!
 * Fenton: Okay... Alright. I'm done...


 * Judy: Alright, guys, say your names.
 * M.C.: My name is M.C. I don't know why.
 * Judy: (remembers that her best friend, now dead, used to call her J.J.) M.C...

(Ruby realizes that her father will give her a punishment)
 * ???: You're under arrest!
 * Ruby: I don't care!
 * ???: Yeah?! Well, I'm telling your father!

(Ruby is currently sleeping in her bed.)
 * Theodore: RUBY!
 * Theodore: Aw, she's sleeping. (bangs cupboard) WAKE UP!


 * M'ma: Nobody ever helps me in this house.
 * Fenton: You want me to help you clean the tables-
 * M'ma: Go to your room!
 * Fenton: You don't-
 * M'ma: GO TO YOUR ROOOM!


 * Gyro: (first meeting Rebecca) I love chocolate. What's your favorite food?
 * Rebecca: (first meeting Rebecca) Gasoline.
 * Gyro: That's not a food and THERE'S A PROBLEM!

(Christopher puts the plate with one bean by the sink.)
 * Christopher Featherson: Thanks, mum.
 * Christopher's mother: You didn't finish.
 * Christopher: It's like one bean.
 * Christopher's mother: There's kids starving in Africa.
 * Christopher: You got an envelope?
 * Christopher's mother: Yeah.
 * Christopher: Send it to them.

WIP