Big Nate: Destined for Greatness! (Grapey Works' AU)/Nate's F Game (Transcript)


 * (Nate is at school, walking through the hallway with his friends, Francis and Teddy)


 * Nate: (frustrated) I'm sick and tired of Gina saturating my glory!
 * Teddy: Calm down, big guy! You don't have to be so feral.
 * Nate: (calms down) I... *grunts* what I mean is that Gina really needs to look at herself in the mirror and say, *impression of Gina* "Hey, I'm Gina, I'm the most stupidest girl in the history of the multiverse and Nate is SO much better than me!"
 * Francis: I see what you mean, but I'm pretty much sure that she would never say that.
 * Teddy: Never.
 * Francis: Never.


 * (Artur Pashkov walks over to them)


 * Artur: What are you being sayings about "never"?
 * Nate: Uh... it's nothing, Artur..
 * Artur: Coming on, friends. We have must to be in the class.
 * Nate: Mm-mm. Let's go so we can get it over with quickly.


 * (In social studies class)


 * Mrs. Godfrey: (angry) Right, class. Get your assignments out.


 * (The class take their assignments out of their bags)


 * Mrs. Godfrey: Let's see. Dee-Dee, may you hand me your homework?
 * Dee-Dee: Um...
 * Mrs. Godfrey: NOW.
 * Dee-Dee: Oh.. um, yes, Mrs. Godfrey!


 * (Dee-Dee hands her assignment to Mrs. Godfrey, Mrs. Godfrey scans it quickly)


 * Mrs. Godfrey: It's - It's fine. Um.. C+. Handwriting is fine. Could've done without the pictures.
 * Dee-Dee: We're not allowed pictures?
 * Mrs. Godfrey: (furious) YES. I SAID IT MULTIPLE TIMES AND I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN.
 * Dee-Dee: (scared) OH!! I'm SOOOO sorry Mrs. Godfrey. I will never, ever, EVER do it again! PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR MY TERRIBLE, UNFORGIVABLE ACTION!! PLEEEEAAASSSEEEEE!!!
 * Nate: (frustrated) Well, at least she's not yelling at me..
 * Mrs. Godfrey: Well, Nate, if you're gonna make a fool of me like Dee-Dee over here, then why don't you come up.
 * Nate: (gulps) (nervous) Um.... okay.. uh... I... mm-mm-mm.....
 * (Nate walks over to Mrs. Godfrey and hands her the assignment, Mrs. Godfrey scans it quickly)


 * Mrs. Godfrey: What... in the NAME OF LAW IS THIS??
 * Nate: (terrified) What's so bad about it?
 * Mrs. Godfrey: TERRIBLE HANDWRITING. COVERED IN STAINS. AND RIDDLED WITH CARTOONS.
 * Nate: (cold stiff) So... what's my grade?
 * Mrs. Godfrey: Z-.
 * Artur: Um, excusing me, Mrs. Godfrey, but there is not beings a Z-.
 * Mrs. Godfrey: F-.
 * Nate: (terrified) F-?
 * Mrs. Godfrey: MM-MM. SO IF YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO SHOW ME THE WORST ASSIGNMENT I'VE EVER SEEN, YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE THE GUTS TO HANDLE A TWO-WEEK SUSPENSION.
 * Nate: Oh no...


 * (The entire class start muttering things like "Two weeks?" or "He deserved it.")


 * Mrs. Godfrey: NOW GO BACK TO YOUR SEAT OR I'LL EXTEND THE SUSPENSION TO THREE WEEKS!
 * Artur: I do say, Nate, you are fails a lot.
 * Nate: Thanks for that, Artur. You really helped.
 * Teddy: Totally.
 * Francis: A lot.
 * Mrs. Godfrey: (frustrated) Be quiet, class. This isn't time for knick-knack.
 * Dee-Dee: OH, I AM SO SORR-
 * (Nate covers Dee-Dee's mouth)
 * Mrs. Godfrey: (pleased) Now, Gina, come along.
 * (Gina walks over to Mrs. Godfrey and hands her the assignment; Mrs. Godfrey scans it quickly)
 * Mrs. Godfrey: Excellent, Gina! A+!
 * Gina: Well, uh, thanks, Mrs. Godfrey, you do know that I'm just doing my job, unlike Nate over here!
 * Mrs. Godfrey: Oh, Gina, you set such a good example for the rest of the class!
 * Nate: (groans) (furious)
 * (A day later, at Nate's home)
 * Nate: (narrating) Have you ever been suspended? Yeah, it sucks.
 * (Nate is in the kitchen, eating his food)
 * Nate: Can I have dessert?
 * Dad: No desert for you.
 * Nate: Please?
 * Dad: No. Go do your homework.
 * Nate: Uh, okay. But first, I'ma go to the toilet.
 * Dad: Be quick.
 * (Nate runs to his room and opens his closet)
 * (He takes out paper and a pen)
 * Nate: And this... is how I beat Gina! He-he, I should've thought of this much earlier.
 * (He draws himself swapping his F- paper with Gina's A+ paper)
 * Nate: And I only have to wait... 13... more... days...
 * (He slouches on his bed)
 * (Nate's Dad comes in)
 * Dad: Are you gonna do your homework or not?
 * Nate: Uh... um... yes, dad.
 * (Nate is struggling with his homework)
 * Nate: (whispers) No, Mr. Staples, I don't know the pilagirithmithmithm of eighty-billion and one.
 * Dad: Come on, Nate! Do it!
 * Nate: I.. I can't!
 * More coming soon!
 * More coming soon!