Super Mario Bros. (Nintendo Cinematic Universe)

Super Mario Bros. is a Japanese anime film.

Summary
When Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom is kidnapped by the evil Bowser, two plumbers and twin-brothers, Mario and Luigi, must embark on an epic adventure to save her.

Prologue Part I: The Start of Something New
Enter Mario an 20 year old plumber who recently quit his job as a carpenter and moved on the plumbing industry. Mario went through a lot of odd jobs.

His first job he got was as a teenager. He fought as a solider during the great ape war. In that war he was in the famous operation: Bombs Away. He had to blow up an enemy fortress. He carried a bomb to the base and successfully helped the Metro Kingdom win the war, which was fought on the Kong Isle. Because the Metro Kingdom won against the Crocodile Kingdom they got a prize, an ape.

Then he worked with his twin brother Luigi in a cement factory. He got fired from because he accidentally got cement all over someone.

Then he worked in a wrecking crew. But quit the job because of the horrible boss named, Spike the foreman. The working conditions were terrible. This caused him and his brother to go his separate ways.

While all down in the dumps Mario saw a sign, "Wow a circus!" said our hero. He went to see the circus and saw their newest act, an ape by the name of Cranky Kong balance and juggle pineapples. When Kong spilled the pineapples Kong said, "Grr". Mario did not feel angry he felt happy and joyful.

When Mario was chosen to be in the next act with Cranky which was to play a game of hockey with him he won. Donkey Kong after his act was done said, "That Blasted Ring-Master!!!" said the ape. "He thinks I am his play thing. Well I will Show Him."

Prologue Part II: The Rampage of Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong's wife Wrinkly Kong came in she said, "If you hate humans so much why don't you try to help us escape this garbage of a circus and get us back to Kong Isle."

DK said "We have a son coming up and I do agree we should let him live at the island."

Wrinkly said, "I know what we should name him, Donkey Kong"

Cranky Kong. said, "That sounds like a good idea."

Then Cranky Kong and Wrinkley Kong busted out. Later that night when the ringmaster did a head count he noticed something, "Cranky and Wrinkly Kong escaped... huh they escaped!"

Later that night Mario met someone, that someone, that someone was a very special girl. "Why hello there, what is your name?" said Mario. "My name is Pauline, you were the person who was in the hockey act with that ape" said our heroes love interest.

"I did not know you can play hockey that well" Pauline also said.

"Say Pauline want to go on a lunch date at the Hamburger Hut, I heard they now offer some incredible pizza in addition to their burgers" Said Mario.

They exchanged phone numbers and off they went.

The next day New Donk City was having a regular day. The birds were singing, Kids were playing in the park, and Mario and Pauline were on their date.

A TV that was broadcasting an afternoon baseball game, suddenly was interrupted to deliver breaking news. "We interrupt this exciting baseball game to deliver breaking news."

"This just in an ape from a local circus is on a rampage through New Donk City" said the reporter.

"Well take you live to the damage with Mike" the reporter continued. "Thanks Tim, as you can see here at this greenhouse he terrorized poor Stanley, a fumigator who owns this greenhouse who has a few words" said Mike.

"It started earlier this morning when this giant ape caused all the bugs to attack" said Stanley the fumigator.

Suddenly the ape busted into the restaurant, "You in the RED HAT!!!" screamed the ape. "Why me?" said Mario. "You laughed at Me, what is your name dillweed?" said Cranky Kong Sr.

"My name is Mario, and I beat your fare and square in hockey" Mario said bravely. Cranky then ran and stole Pauline. "Help Mario save me!!" She cried.

Chapter I: The Chase Begins
Mario then chased the dirty Cranky Kong. This lead them to a construction site. "Hey Carpanter, dodge this" said the vengeance crazed ape who tied Pauline to ropes and throwing a barrel down the grinders. Mario jumped over it and said, "Anyway you dirty ape my name is Mario and my name means bitter and you are gonna have a bitter feeling after I defeat you"

Mario climbed a ladder and he jumped over some more barrels. Suddenly he found a hammer, "This would come in handy" said our hero. As he grabbed the hammer and started whacking the barrels that were coming right toward him.

After a bunch climbing ladders and hitting barrels with hammers later. He climbed the ladder to where Pauline was tied up in ropes. He then freed Pauline but then Cranky Kong grabbed the girl and toke off higher up the construction site.

Chapter II: Treadmills, Pies, Oh My!!!
Now Mario 50 meters in the air or 15.15 stories if you prefer American. What I am saying is that our hero is very high in the sky. "Ha ha ha, I did not know that you made it up this far" said Cranky Kong. He then pulled a lever which then caused hot radioactive pies and treadmills to move.

"Oh no" said our hero. He ran then suddenly a pie came Mario jumped over it. He then climbed up a ladder there were more pies and he was on another treadmill. "I have to think this through" said Mario as Cranky just ran around. "Wow I like getting some exercise" he said, wising there was a gym on Kong Isle.

After almost ramming into a oil drum and running against Cranky. he reached Pauline again, only for the ape to grab him again and take of another 25 meters up.

Chapter III: Elevator Action
Mario now 75 meters up in the sky wonders how long will this fight continue. "How many times do I have to teach you this lesson you smelly ape" said our hero. Cranky Kong pulled another lever, this activates a series of elevators. Mario carefully jumped to each of the platforms.

Mario then had a close call with the jacks. "Mama Mia" Mario said saying one of his signature catchphrases. Then after climbing some ladders. another jack almost hit him, "Oh crud!" said Mario right when he dodged it. He climbed the ladder and rescued Pauline, "If I were a video game cartridge would you blow me?" said Mario.

Just then Cranky Kong had his very own pickup line, "I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie" just as he grabbed her.

Chapter IV: A Riveting Battle 100 meters (30.30 stories) In the Air
Cranky Kong had nowhere to go now. He was at the top of the construction site. Mario knew this would be his last chance to get Pauline back. "Oh no Mario I forgot I have acrophobia" said Pauline.

Mario had to do somthing. "hmm" said our plucky hero, cooking up a plan. Mario then saw some rivets, yellow rivets, he climbed up a yellow ladder. Right when he reached the top of the ladder he saw somthing, a fireball coming right toward him, "Holy crap!" he exclaimed, he ran toward a hammer while jumping over a rivet then grabbing a hammer and giving the fire ball a good whack.

He climbed up more ladders and jumped over more rivets. Suddenly when all the rivets were destroyed Mario, Cranky, and Pauline were falling down, Mario then said, "It's a me your worst nightmare" as he punched Cranky in the face, the punch sent the angry ape right to the ground, knocking him out cold.

Mario went down with ease and then caught Pauline, saving her from her death he then said, "Are you made of diamond, becuase I'm digging you" Pauline then giggled at the line and they kissed.

They then went back to Hamburger Hut and they had a few drinks with some nachos.

"Oh man I am so tired, I spent last night putting the ape in a cage. He is locked in tight" said Mario. Suddenly a call came from his smart phone it was from his boss Spike the Foreman. "Mario, what were you doing at the site with that ape" he screamed. "YOUR FIRED!!!" he shouted on the top of his lungs.

"But Spike I was trying to rescue my girlfriend Pauline and you can't fire me from my job as a boyfriend" said Mario. "YOU ARE STILL FIRED" said the angry foreman.

"Sorry Pauline I got fired from my job as a carpenter" said our honest hero. Then Mario's phone rang again. He then picked it up. "I am Victor the ringmaster for Circus Industrial" said Victor. "I saw you on the news last night. Our last acrobat suffered a freak accident and with that we need a new acrobat, you would be good for the job. I know what would be a good circus name for you, Jumpman" said the ringmaster.

"Guess what my lady, I got a new job as a circus acrobat, you can call me Jumpman because that will be my circus name" said our hero. "Wow was that the circus where we met" said Pauline. "Yes, yes it was" said Mario.