Talk:Undertale: The Movie/Transcript/@comment-30599352-20170103150612

Allow me to write the part where the Skelebros first appear.

Sans: (chuckling) ah, the classic "whoopee-cushion-in-the-hand." never gets old! anyway, you're a human, right?

Frisk: Right. I'm Frisk and this is Chara.

Sans: (confused) uh...i don't see anyone.

Chara: Oh, right, you can't see her because...well...never mind.

Sans: okay.....i'm sans. sans the skeleton.

Frisk: Nice to meet you, Sans.

Sans: i'm actually supposed to be on watch for humans, but...well, i don't really feel like capturing anyone.

Chara: That's a relief.

Sans: my brother, papyrus, on the other hand, is a human-hunting nut.

Chara: Is he now?

Sans: in fact, (points) i think that's him over there. i got an idea. go through this...gate...thingy.

Frisk and Chara: Really?

Sans: yeah, that's right. go right through. papyrus made the bars too far apart to stop anyone. (walks through the gate with the two girls) or for that matter, any two.

(Frisk looks at Chara, who shakes her head in shame at Sans' joke)

Sans: now just get behind that conveniently-shaped lamp. i'll distract him.

Frisk: Okay. (makes her way behind the lamp with Chara following her.)

(Papyrus marches onscreen)

Sans: oh, hey, bro. sup?

Papyrus: YOU KNOW WHAT'S "SUP," BROTHER! IT'S BEEN OVER A WEEK AND YOU STILL NEED TO RECALIBRATE YOUR PUZZLES! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING RIGHT NOW?!?

Sans: sorry. i was just. staring at this lamp.

Papyrus: UH-HUH.

Sans: it's really cool.

Papyrus: OKAY...

Sans: wanna look?

Papyrus: (stomps his foot angrily) NO, YOU SKELETAL SCALLYWAG! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT! WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE? WE NEED TO BE READY! I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN! (stops stomping and strikes a pose proudly) THAT WAY, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CAN FINALLY BE A PART OF THE ROYAL GUARD!

Sans: hmm...maybe this lamp will help you?

Papyrus: SANS! YOU ARE NOT HELPING, LAZYBONES! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE!

Sans: hey, chill. i've don a ton of work today. (snickers) a skele-ton. (rimshot)

Papyrus: SANS!

Sans: (nudges Papyrus) c'mon, you're smiling.

Papyrus: I AM AND I HATE IT! (sighs) WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME HAVE TO DO SO MUCH JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION?

Sans: wow. sounds like you're really workin' yourself down to the bone. (rimshot)

Papyrus: GAH! (takes a deep breath) I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES. AS FOR YOUR WORK? PUT A LITTLE MORE...MMM..."BACKBONE" INTO IT! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHHH! (walks offscreen as he laughs, only to peer back into the frame) HEH. (goes back out of the frame)