Marvel's Spider-Man: Webbed Champion/Quotes

A list of quotes per episode from Marvel's Spider-Man: Webbed Champion.

"Legendary Universes" Arc

 * (opens with a montage showing Horizon High, Peter Parker's school lab, the Triskelion, and then the teleportation device room, where Peter and his friends are surprised with what they are seeing)
 * Peter Parker: (voice over during montage) A wise old man once said: "Legend tells us one thing... history, another. But, every now and then, we find something that belongs to both.". (in the teleportation device, we see a holographic image of the logos of the Galactic Resistance, the Freedom Fighters, the Autobots and the TMNT) I'm looking at it right now.
 * (the Marvel logo is presented. We see a montage of showing alternate planets)
 * Gwen Stacy: So what are we looking after now?
 * Carlie Cooper: The four universes where the Parkers got their project from. And where some of Oscorp's tech got lost. Needless to say that's not the only thing we'll find there.
 * Miles Morales: What else are we gonna see there?
 * (a montage shows shadowed, but familiar figures encountering Spider-Man and his gang; the montage shows Rey Skywalker's golden lightsaber igniting, Sonic the Hedgehog preparing to run, as if on the starter's block. He opens his eyes, a determined look on his face. Optimus Prime changing from his truck form to his robot form, and the Ninja Turtles leaping in the ground, surrounding Spider-Man, Ghost-Spider, Kid Arachnid and Spider-Girl)

"Brainstorm"

 * (Doctor Octopus / Living Brain zaps Spider-Man with his Neuro-Cortex beams, but has no effect)
 * Spider-Man: Are you done yet?
 * Doctor Octopus / Living Brain: What?! Impossible! (tries again, but still fails. He continuously fires his beams at Spider-Man, who calmly walks towards him unnaffected by the shots) What trickery is this?!
 * Spider-Man: Quite a epic plan you had for the Neuro-Cortex, Ock. To lure me into the Supervillain Holding Facility... to keep my friends occupied with your pawns... and then, to use the Neuro-Cortex to relocate yourself into my body and leave my consciouness to rot away in the Living Brain. If I hadn't predicted this, I was sure you would've succeeded in your plan. But as expected, guess what? (getting close enough, he punches the Living Brain towards a wall) You failed.
 * Doctor Octopus: But how?! How is that even possible?! (scans Spider-Man. The Living Brain's optics fail to scan Spider-Man's brain) I... I can't even read your mind!
 * Spider-Man: Of course not. It's the same reason why Chameleon couldn't copy my looks, powers and equipment. And why Taskmaster couldn't copy my moves. You see my new suit? Now made of the only thing the Neuro-Cortex can't cut through: Vibranium particles. Courtesy of a king. Now, if you don't mind... (draws a Neuro-Cortex container disc) I'll be taking your consciousness off this body...
 * Doctor Octopus: No! (grabs Spider-Man's arms) I will not let you! I will...! (but Spider-Man still manages to absorb Octavius' consciousness from the Living Brain) NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (his voice echoes as he is fully drained from the Living Brain, disabling it)
 * (as the room reopens, Watanabe and Edith approach Spider-Man)
 * Yuri Watanabe: Spider-Man! (sees the Living Brain disabled) Is it over?
 * Alpha-Owl: (speaking through Edith) Not quite. (the Living Brain reanimates and begins to overload) Without Octavius' consciousness, the Living Brain has entered self-destruct mode. It could explode in any second.
 * Yuri Watanabe: And the Living Brain's loaded with more than enough unstable batteries garanteed to level the city in seconds if they explode.
 * Spider-Man: If only we had a rocket to send the Living Brain away...
 * Nova: (offscreen) A little too late for that. But will a human rocket do? (he emerges and grabs the Living Brain)
 * Spider-Man You're sure about this?
 * Nova: Don't worry. It wasn't the first time I ever carried a bomb away from Earth. And won't be the last.
 * (Nova flies the Living Brain away from Earth throws it away before it explodes. From Earth, the crowd and the superheroes cheer. Later, as the facility is returned to normal, Spider-Man places Octavius' consciousness back to his inactive body)
 * Tigra: (sees Octavius' status) He's recovering the way he should be. Although he won't be remembering much of what happened recently.
 * Spider-Man: Which's good. Because whatever secrets he learned from the Neuro-Cortex, he surely won't be spoiling them ever again.
 * Tigra: Couldn't agree more. (notices the Neuro-Cortex container) And speaking of the Neuro-Cortex, the portions that Doc Ock used are still intact as I can see.
 * Spider-Man: I know. And since most of the Neuro-Cortex is already in Horizon High, I'll be entrusting this sample for our eye in the sky. (he passes the container to Edith)
 * Alpha-Owl: (speaking through Edith) You and the rest of Horizon High have nothing to worry about. The Neuro-Cortex is in good hands. (Tigra nods for agreement with a smile as Edith takes off. Scene cuts to Alpha-Owl's true self -and the human controlling the Edith Drone- Carlie Cooper -sitting in her wheelchair with holographic computer screens in a nanotech glove she wears- in Stark Expo, as she is approached by Modell)
 * Max Modell: You know, ms. Cooper? You made yourself a fine contribution like Stark said you'd do. It would be a pleasure to welcome you to Horizon High.
 * Carlie Cooper: Thank you very much, Mr. Modell. And please, call me Carlie.


 * (having a moment alone, Spider-Man has experienced short visions of his parents)
 * Spider-Man: Seems like everything's back on track just because I stopped Ock, right? Wrong. Because now, I know... there's still another important business to settle. And I'm going to need a lot of answers about it.
 * (he swings around New York City, and episode ends)

“Web of Shadows”

 * (Ghost-Spider and Spider-Girl are swinging around New York)
 * Spider-Girl: Glad to know Peter could stop Ock's evil plan in time. Who knows how much damage those riots Ock started could've induced to the city if we were too late.
 * Ghost-Spider: Yeah. But sure enough, it should've gone smoother. If only someone could've kept closer eyes to Ock, that incident in Horizon High with the Neuro-Cortex would never happen.
 * Spider-Girl: Yeah, pretty much. Now, about Peter... what might he be off to do now?
 * Ghost-Spider: He said something about a personal business he's starting to settle. And that he needs answers. I'm not sure. But... it has to do with something he saw when he put Ock's mind back in his body. Carlie said the Neuro-Cortex could allow the user to view through other subjects' memories.
 * Spider-Girl: So... Peter might right now be on to anything like... hunting truths from his past. Finding his identity. Or... wanting to know more about his parents...
 * Ghost-Spider: Could be. Who knows... but whatever he's looking for, I do hope he gets good results about it.

"The Parker Errand"

 * Captain America: (during a Daily Bugle interview) We cannot condone with J. Jonah Jameson's deceptive news about the tragedy of Richard and Mary Parker by Red Skull's cold-bloody hands. For it does not represent our brand of American citizenship. So in the behalf of the Parker Family, we hereby declare him guilty for this and other crimes he is about to atone for.

"Sons of Fathers"

 * (Brock notices how Peter's friends are being hostile to him)
 * Eddie Brock: Look, guys. I know you don't trust the Symbiote. Really, but I have him under control. I swear.
 * Gwen Stacy: It's not just this parasite, Brock. It's you too.
 * Miles Morales: Yeah, for being a jerk with Peter. Just like Jameson was with Spider-Man.
 * Eddie Brock: Me?! But... what did I...?!
 * Mary Jane Watson: Peter was just trying to ensure a good money to support his aunt, ever since his uncle drew his last breath. And you came along yelling at him like a barbarian just because Jameson was casting his favor on him and not you?!
 * Eddie Brock: (shocked) I... I didn't know... (angered, Mary Jane growls changing into Tigra, and pins Brock in the ground, strangling him; choking) I... I swear! I didn't know!
 * Tigra: (snapping; with a distorted voice) Exactly the same excuse of Jameson when he kept the truth about the Parkers' tragedy in secret, until he learned that Peter was their son! You didn't know because you didn't wanna know! And that would've made you rich, wouldn't it!?! That would've made Peter rot away without anything left! (Brock is almost tearing up as Tigra continues strangling him) WOULDN'T IT?!!!! (breathes angrily as Brock is choking out of fear, and the others try to approach her calmly. Just then, Tigra lets go of Brock) (with a lower, normal, but still hostile voice) As soon as this is over, I only hope my friends and I will never get to see you and that parasite again, Brock. (her eyes briefly ignite with energy as small fire sparks come out of her mouth) Ever. (she moves away with Gwen and Anya approaching her to calm her down)
 * Venom: (on Brock's head) She's just upset, Eddie.
 * Eddie Brock: She's not wrong.


 * (after having Jarvis teleport him in Peter and Teresa's place, Harry is in the reactor section)
 * Harry Osborn: (last words; to Peter) Goodbye, brother.

"Seeds of Life"

 * (on board Arsenal's Quinjet form, Peter and Gwen have arrived in the Hydra Base's air space)
 * Gwen Stacy: (notices Peter staring worriedly at a hologram image of Teresa, and holds his hand) It's gonna work, Peter.
 * Peter Parker: I know it will. Cause I don't know what I'm going to do if it doesn't.


 * (Spider-Man watches as Arsenal obliterates Madame Masque's ship, killing the Red Skull in the progress)
 * Spider-Man: Good riddance.

"Legendary Universes, Part 1: Message from the Unknown"

 * (Peter and his friends are checking on the portal device and seeing files about the alternate dimensions)
 * Peter Parker: (voice over) A wise old man once said: "Legend tells us one thing... history, another. But, every now and then, we find something that belongs to both.". And I'm looking at it right now. (scene closes with the team taking a peak on the symbols of the dimensions' resident heroes: the symbols of the Galactic Resistance, the Freedom Fighters, the Autobots and the TMNT)

"Legendary Universes, Part 2: Webs of the Force"

 * (Peter and his friends successfully arrive in Ace's home dimension, stopping by a forest in the progress)
 * Peter Parker: One heck of a trip. If I say so myself.
 * Sam Alexander: Believe me. I've been travelling around the galaxy for about months. And it was no different of this kind of trip.
 * Liz Allan: I never knew what space travel, especially dimension travel, felt like. But I gotta say. It wasn't so bad. (to Peter) So, what now?
 * Peter Parker: (his GPS beeps, indicating the area where the Oscorp tech is) According to these readings that just became accurate, our target is just up ahead. In that old facility. (points at a nearby facility)
 * Liz Allan: (flies up in the air to get a better view of the facility) Looks pretty rusty and out of function. Surely that'll make the job easier than I expected.
 * Lin Lie the Sword Master: Or perhaps, not so much. I can sense evil having already taken possession of the protocols. And they will be less than willing to yield them.
 * Sam Alexander: (to Teresa) You actually believe he's saying...?
 * Teresa Parker: That whoever took over the Oscorp protocols won't give them up so lightly? Sure seems what he said.
 * Peter Parker: Even so, those protocols don't belong here. And they must be destroyed. Weather their new owners like it or not. Let's go. (he, Teresa and Liz put on their masks, Sam puts on his Nova helmet and Lin Lie draws his sword and they rush towards the factory. Meanwhile, in a not too far away mountain, a hooded woman is floating in the air meditating; her face is shadowed by her hood)
 * Hooded woman: (a wind blows on her face; a close-up reveals her closed eyes) (in a British accent) Hmm... I sense a presence here. A presence far unfamiliar, but somewhat... (she opens her eyes) pleasant.


 * (Spider-Man and his team are fighting Dark Nation scouts until the debris around them begin to levitate. The same mysterious hooded woman suddenly appears before the young heroes and the Dark Nation scouts. A scout attempts to shoot her with a flamethrower blast, but the woman telekinetically converts the flames into a fireball and redirects it towards the scouts, blasting them away. The woman removes her hood, revealing herself as Rey Skywalker)
 * Spider-Man: Was that... telekinesis?
 * Rey Skywalker: (telepathically) You and the warriors of your world call it "telekinesis". But here... (removes her robes, revealing her Jedi Master outfit; speaking with her lips) ... we call it the Force.
 * (the Dark Nation scouts recover and ignite their heat swords. Rey ignites her golden lightsaber)
 * Dark Nation Scout #1: It's the Jedi! Finish her! (they charge towards Rey, but are soon ambushed by Jedi Masters Orkos the Wookie and Roron Corobb as the fight continues, with the Jedi winning) Retreat! Now!!
 * Rey Skywalker: (she and the Jedi Masters address to Spider-Man and his teammates as Spider-Man, Stormranger, Firestar, and Nova de-helmet) (to Peter) You and your friends alright?
 * Peter Parker: Yeah, sure. Nothing we couldn't handle. But thanks for the help.
 * (Orkos sees Ace hiding in a pilar and gives a normal growl at Rey, who listens to him)
 * Liz Allan: He said something?
 * Rey Skywalker: You have something the Dark Nation wanted to destroy. Your drone.
 * Peter Parker: Ace? (Ace hesitantly floats towards the group) It's okay. No one's gonna hurt you.
 * Rey Skywalker: (notices Ace and smiles) Oh, an AC droid unit.
 * Roron Corobb: (speaking in Ithorian language; his dialogue is translated) Just like General Calrissian spoke of.
 * Rey Skywalker: Glad to see there's still one active.
 * Teresa Parker: You know about what Ace is?
 * Rey Skywalker: Yes, very much. (looks around while hearing Dark Nation troopers coming) But I can only tell you in a safer place. Follow me. (she moves on and the team and the Jedi Masters follow)

"Legendary Universes, Part 3: Unlimited Speed"

 * (after Spider-Man and his team go on for their mission, the invidual recording a video of them with his phone reveals himself as Sonic the Hedgehog)
 * Sonic the Hedgehog: (checking the recorded video in his phone) Pretty sure they mean well here. But knowing that egghead and that crazy robot of his will only think of them as "invaders"... (his phone is teleported into his bracelet) ... there's no telling of the trouble those kids will be at. (Sonic prepares to run, as if he is on the starter's block) So I gotta go fast. (He opens his eyes, a determined look on his face. Then, he bolts forward through the road, on the way Spider-Man and his team followed)


 * (Spider-Man and his team are confronted by EggRobo and his robot pack)
 * EggRobo: Your presence in this reality is not authorized. Begone and return to your own world immediately.
 * Spider-Man: What if we say no?
 * EggRobo: Alternatives not permitted. (prepares to fire energy beams from the tentacle harness and the robots prepare to fire missiles)
 * Jarvis: (his scans beep) My sensors indicate a massive wave of energy approaching this direction. In a speed of over 1,235 km/h.
 * Spider-Man: 1,235 km/h? That's the speed of sound.
 * Tigra: And whatever or whoever could outrun the speed of sound would have to be... (a wind suddenly starts blowing. And a blue tornado starts taking place. Small flashes of blue light slice through the robots and knock EggRobo into a wall. The flashes of light are revealed to be Sonic the Hedgehog, who stops by as his quills ignite electricity and wind circles around his body)
 * Wave: ...a speedster, of course. With a rather cool style. (Sonic overhears what she said, and responds with a wink)
 * Sonic the Hedgehog: (EggRobo recovers and lifts off) You wanna keep those squid arms attached to your back, EggRobo? So, I suggest you beat it and leave the teens alone... (his quills ignite electricity again) right now. Don't make me ask twice. (EggRobo prepares to fire his weapons, but relents and retreats. Sonic again addresses to Spider-Man and his team) You kids okay?
 * Spider-Man: Yeah, we've been through worse. But, we're good. And not a single scratch, if you're wondering. (Sonic then notices Jarvis curiously, and has a look at both) Yeah, I know what you're thinking. I know. It's a long story, though.
 * Sonic the Hedgehog: (draws a teleportation ring) Which you and I can only tell in a more private place. (tosses the ring and opens a portal for Mobius) Shall we?
 * (Spider-Man and his teammates nod for yes and move on. Scene cuts to Robotnik Industries building, and shows Robotnik in his office, who is watching a news broadcast)
 * Female Reporter: (in news) According to our sources, details of EggRobo's whereabouts are still sketchy, but the citizens who have been recently targeted for his roboticizing process still remain safe from harm. Thanks to the efforts of Sonic the Hedgehog and his fellow Freedom Fighters of Mobius, as well as his new allies from alternate dimensions. This time, what can only be described as metahuman teenagers with well-decorated uniforms. Or, for the fans, superheroes. Although the identities of these new young warriors remain unknown, local witnesses have been interviewed this morning for their own opinions.
 * (footage of the witnesses play)
 * Police Sheriff: There was this kid in red and blue, who moved and leaped tall places like a spider. And shoots webs out of his arms. Probably the leader.
 * College Student #1: I'm more intrigued by the cat-lady. Because, wow. She's a real tiger.
 * College Student #2: And the lion-suited one? He must be a king.
 * Surfer: Dibs on the water lady with the trident. That one's hot.
 * Soldier: I kinda dig the armored one's style. Very patriotic.
 * Princess Elise: Superheroes, yes? A bit beyond my expectations. But still fascinates me.
 * Mayor: Not used to always trust people with masks. But if these teenagers and their robot are with Sonic, that's good enough for me.
 * Reporter: And therefore, the new young warriors, collectively known only as the Champions, have been declared as new heroes to our society, just like Sonic and... (Robotnik shuts off the television)
 * Dr. Robotnik: That pesky little hedgehog is incorrigible in every way! First, he forces me to face the Grand Jury with those allegations pointed at me for experimentations on his kind. Then, this unknown substance reanimates EggRobo. Giving him resources to try and usurp me in my company! And now this: that rodent welcomes more invaders from distant earths, and with media still calling them "heroes"! Grrr!! (throws a newspaper with Sonic's image in the front page at a fire) If I were mayor on this city, no one would stop me from banishing these filthy menaces from this planet, and blast them straight to where they belong!


 * (after the Freedom Fighters and Champions elude Robotnik and watch him as he retreats from police)
 * Tigra: (about Robotnik) Some snarling barbarian for a scientific genius, isn't it?
 * Spider-Man: Just as full of ego and overbearing as Doc Ock. And strangely enough, he even sounds like Jameson. (he and Tigra notice Sonic and Sally staring curiously) Yeah, I know. Another long story.
 * Sally Acorn: Which... you can tell latter. Right now, we need to find a safe place. (Spider-Man and Tigra nod and they move on; turns to Sonic) Talk about one's life experience...
 * Sonic the Hedgehog: When your tale's not too different from others', you tend to know or guess how it ends.

"Legendary Universes, Part 4: Heroes in Disguise"

 * (after defeating the Insecticons, Spider-Man and the team are greeted by Optimus, Bumblebee and Grimlock)
 * Optimus Prime: (has a closer look to Spider-Man, who unmasks himself) Are you Peter Benjamin Parker, firstborn of Richard Parker and Mary Reilly?
 * Kamala Khan: (stunned) They know your name!
 * Peter Parker: Yeah.
 * Optimus Prime: My name is Optimus Prime. We are Autonomous Robotic Organisms from the planet Cybertron.
 * Bumblebee: But you can call us "Autobots" for short.
 * Brawn: Autobots. That's original.

"Legendary Universes, Part 5: Of Spiders and Turtles"

 * (after Shredder is transformed into a Goblin monster)
 * Leonardo: This maniac Norman Osborn that you spoke about... he ever got to turn into that?
 * Spider-Man: No. But regarding the evil nightmare he was as the Spider-King... a Goblin could've been far much worse.
 * Leonardo: (both the Spider-King and Shredder roar) Either way, our senseis prepared us for moments like this. Let's make that trip worth it.
 * Spider-Man: Seconded.


 * (Peter and Carlie are checking on the pictures Peter took with his partners from the alternate universes. Those being Rey Skywalker, Sonic the Hedgehog, Optimus Prime and Leonardo)
 * Carlie Cooper: You know, as unbelievable as this adventure of yours was, I have to admit. It was really amazing. Would've been nice to team up with these heroes again, wouldn't it?
 * Peter Parker: Without a doubt. Although until the Regent is dealt with, we have to keep the gateway to their universes in secret. Just in case.
 * Carlie Cooper: Yeah, I know. We can't afford to let the Regent use his power replicator on other universes' people, right? (just then, a dimensional hole opens, and a package with the TMNT logo appears) Wow. Talk about your special delivery.
 * (Peter checks the package and finds a note from the Turtles)
 * Peter Parker: (sniffs) Especially one that smells really good.
 * (later, Peter is putting the package on a table while Gwen, Miles and Anya tell the rest of the Champions, Black Widow, Hawkeye and Max Modell of their adventure in the Ninja Turtles' universe)
 * Hawkeye: First a bunch of alien knights with telekinesis... talking alien animals... giant alien robots... and now this? That's a lot of stuff a kid would see on a TV show. Maybe a movie, or a comic book... or even video games and action figures, if you wanna count that...
 * Anya Corazon: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy. But, well... that's what we saw in this new dimension.
 * Gwen Stacy: And all others.
 * Black Widow: I can actually believe that a bit. I once got e-mails from a raccoon. Can't be any crazier than all this, can it?
 * Hawkeye: Except technically, he's not a raccoon, you know. Or at least he says he's not.
 * Black Widow: Whatever. He eats garbage.
 * Brawn: (sniffs) And what... of that smell which is not garbage?
 * Peter Parker: Oh, it's nothing. (everyone turns around and pays attention to him; Peter is shown in front of the table next to Carlie) Just a little peace message from four Ninja Turtles with the personality of American teenagers.
 * Miles Morales: Okay... so, what's the message?
 * Peter Parker: (moves aside, revealing the Ninja Turtles' special delivery: a dozen of pizzas) "Cowabunga".
 * (others are stunned to see the pizzas)
 * Miles and Brawn: (unison; overjoyed) COWABUNGA! (they high-five and rush for the table. Others smile and follow running while Modell, Black Widow and Hawkeye stand still for a while)
 * Hawkeye: "Cowabunga"? Really?
 * Black Widow: It's a pretty good superhero catchphrase, to be honest.
 * Peter Parker: And effective. (he offers them three plates with pizza slices, which they accept and enjoy. Peter takes a slice for himself and eats it. We see the gang enjoying the pizzas and episode closes)
 * Taglines: NEXT: WORLDS COLLIDE, HEROES UNITE...

“The Force Reborn”

 * (as she trains Temiri Blagg, Rey witnesses Jedi Masters (including versions of Galen Marek, Rahm Kota, Orkos the Wookie, and Roron Corobb) coming from parallel dimensions)
 * Rey Skywalker: I was hoping you would come. I knew the Force in any dimension would still be you all.
 * Rahm Kota: Just like it was with you, my dear. It will be a pleasure to train new younglings with you, master...?
 * Rey Skywalker: Rey. Rey Skywalker.

“Speed Me Up”

 * (while Tails and Longclaw speak about the rings, Sonic and Sally are sitting in front of each around a table)
 * Sally Acorn: EggRobo may have lost his memories of Hope. But he's still coming back for more. You know that, don't you?
 * Sonic the Hedgehog: I know. Tails knows that too. But at least, it'll give us time to get ready for whatever he's up to next. And in other news... (they stare briefly at the Chao playing together) also giving Hope this little big something she also wanted... besides friends to play with.
 * Sally Acorn: I know. You convinced Tom and Maddie to adopt her and raise her as their own little girl.
 * Sonic the Hedgehog: Yeah. Remembering when Maddie said she and Tom were wishing for a kid. Either one they'd give birth to, or one they could raise from a orphanage... (shows Sally a picture in his phone, showing Hope with the Wachowskis) how can they ever say no to that?
 * Sally Acorn: (smiles passionately) Aw! They're gonna eat her alive. (she and Sonic laugh)
 * Sonic the Hedgehog: (clearing throat) So... anything you plan in mind?
 * Sally Acorn: So far right now, to see if I can convince Sticks to come with me to visit the Wachowskis. And say hi to their new girl. If... that's okay to you...
 * Sonic the Hedgehog: Nothing to worry about.