Mario and friends:Crossover craze (TV Series)/Outtakes

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Oliver:(To the viewers):"I see you watching this and I know what you all want: Outtakes!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Action!"

Mario and Fergy:*Do their signature high-five and belly bump*

Fergy:*Flies offscreen* "Woah!"

Mario:"Whoops! Sorry, Fergy!"

Director:"Cut! Muscle Guy, Mario needs some weight loss!"

* Beeps*

Mario:"We are close to Christmas time."

Mario plays Owl City’s Humbug

Toad:"Ohhhh! I no longer hate Owl City! I like the music!"

Blu:"May I join the holiday season?"

Jewel:"Unbelievable!"

Langston:"This song is gonna make me poop out delicious gumdrops! I already pooped up 5 gumdrops right now!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Take 5....Action!"

Sarah:"Eeeeeee!" *Rolls her bowling ball*

Sarah's bowling ball:*Lands in front of her after it was rolled*

Sarah:*Laughs as she shrugs to the camera*

Director:"Cut!"

Revvit:*Gives Sarah her bowling ball*

* Beeps*

Director:"And...Action!"

Bowser:"Get all the bowling balls!"

Jewel:"Cut! You’re supposed to say, steal all the bowling balls."

Everyone (except Jewel and Bowser):*Laughs*

* Beeps*

Announcer:"WARNING! This is a meme, not an outtake!"

Langston:"Oh crap! This is supposed to be normal! Cut!"

Oliver:"Sorry about that!"

Ace:"It's okay, Oliver!"

* Beeps*

Agumon:"Let’s do this!" *Farts*

Everyone (except Langston):*laughs*

Langston:"Ewww!"

Agumon:"Sorry about that!" (To himself) "Why did I eat that cheese chili dog for lunch?"

* Beeps*

Director:"Take 3...Action!"

Toad and Sally:*Climb onto Ton-Ton*

Ton-Ton:*Laughs*

Director:"Cut! Ton-Ton, why are you laughing?"

Ton-Ton:"Sorry! Toad and Sally were on my hyper-ticklish underside!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Action!"

Dozer:"This is for all the marbles!"

Marbles drop from the ceiling.

Dozer:"Okay! When I said this is for all the marbles, I didn't actually mean it! Very funny, guys!"

Everyone (except Dozer):*Laughs*

* Beeps*

Director:"And...Action!"

Dozer:"Here we go!" *Gets out his blades, which say "These blades for rent"*

Everyone (except Dozer):*Laughs*

Dozer:"What? What are you laughing at?" *Looks at the "These blades for rent" sign and sighs*

Revvit:"Sorry about that, Dozer! I couldn't resist!"

Dozer:"Hahahaha! Very funny, Reptool!"

Director:"Alright! Cut!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Okay! And....Action, guys!"

Luigi and Peach:*Do their friendly handshake*

Director:"Doing the friendly handshake! Good! Good! Looking good!"

Luigi:*Kisses Peach*

Director:"And...Luigi is kissing Peach again! Cut!"

Mario:*Jaw drops and then looks Luigi angrily*

Luigi:*Stops kissing Peach* "Oh! I'm sorry! I thought she was Daisy!"

Mario:"Daydreamer!"

Luigi:"Shut up!"

* Beeps*

Director:"And...Action!"

Mario:"Excellent! I'll have one watermelon slice please!"

Armadillomon:"Coming right up!" *Throws watermelon slice*

Watermelon slice hits the camera.

Armadillomon:"Aw crap!"

Cody Hida:*Face palms*

Director:"One more time, Armadillomon!"

* Beeps*

Armadillomon:"Coming right up!" *Throws watermelon slice*

Watermelon slice splashes juice on the camera.

Armadillomon:"Sorry about that!"

Cody Hida:"Crap, Armadillomon!"

Director:"Alright! We're losing our light! Let's go again!"

* Beeps*

Armadillomon:"Coming right up!" *Throws watermelon slice*

Watermelon slice splashes juice on Mario.

Mario:"Ugh!"

Armadillomon:"My bad!"

Cody Hida:"Oh! For god sake, Armadillomon!"

Director:"Okay! Cut! Not a bad take, Armadillomon! Not a bad take!"

* Beeps*

Director:"And...Action!"

Mario:"Hey, Ton-Ton!"

Ton-Ton:"Hey, Mario dude!"

Mario and Ton-Ton:*Do the friendly handshake*

Ton-Ton:*Swings his tail on accident*

Mario:*Hits the camera*

Ton-Ton:*Laughs wildly*

Director:"Clean it off! Let's go again!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Action!"

Sonic:"Haha! Me first!"

Mario:"No way! I'm first!"

Sonic:"Over my dead body!"

Mario and Sonic start fighting on the set.

Director:"Cut!"

Everyone (except Mario and Sonic):*Groans*

Hudson:"Ugh!"

Nico:"I can't believe this!"

Dozer:"That's the 5th time!"

Langston:"When will Your fights ever end?"

Sonic:"Sorry, everybody! Mario and I fight to show our friend-rival relationship!"

Mario:"Okay, Sonic and I are alright now! Sorry!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Take 5...Action!"

Mario:"I get my lunch first, Sonic!"

Sonic:"No! I'm getting my lunch first!"

Mario and Sonic start slap fighting on the set.

Paulie:"Again?! Cut! Seriously, why are you two half friends-half rivals anyway?"

Sonic:"Correction: Mario and I are mostly friends but we're rivals in competition!"

* Beeps*

Ty:"Hey, Mario! You want a ride to gym class?"

Mario:"No thanks, Ty!"

Revvit:"Come on, Mario! Ty and I insist!" *Pulls Mario on Ty*

Mario:"Woah!"

Ty:"Let's Trux it up!"

Ty drives fast and Mario and Revvit fall off of him.

Mario and Revvit:"Woah! Oww!"

Ty:"Whoops! Sorry, guys! Must've went too fast!"

Director:"Cut!"

* Beeps*

Franklin:*Laughs and raises his hand* "Mrs.Turtleneck!"

Mrs.Turtleneck:"Yes, Franklin?"

Franklin:"One of my friends tickled me without permission!"

Mrs.Turtleneck:"Alright, class, who tickled Franklin?"

Mario:"Don't blame me! I only tickle my friends if I get permission to do it!"

Mrs.Turtleneck:*Looks at Nico*

Nico:*Groans* "I confess! I tickled Franklin without permission!" *Looks at Franklin* "Sorry, man!"

Franklin:"It's okay, dude!"

Pedro:"I tickled Franklin too!" *Looks at Franklin* "I'm sorry, bro!"

Franklin:"You tickled me too, Pedro?" *Looks at Mrs.Turtleneck* "Mrs.Turtleneck, Nico and Pedro both tickled me!"

Mrs.Turtleneck:"Really?"

Franklin:"Yeah!"

Mrs.Turtleneck:"Alright! Nico and Pedro, since Franklin said you both tickled him, it's time to go to the office! Franklin, you win immunity!"

Franklin:"Yes! I get immunity! In your faces, birds!"

Pedro:"Not cool!"

Nico:"This is bull! B-U-L-L! BULL!"

Director:"Alright, Cut! Great take!"

Nico:"Awesome! I'll be in my trailer!"

Pedro:"Me too!"

* Beeps*

Sally:"Someone tickled Petunia during after-school swimming class and there are 2 suspects: Blooper and Fergy! So, one of them is going to the office tonight but it's not gonna be Petunia or any of the other students because all the other students are safe!"

Students:(Except Blooper and Fergy) "Yes!!"

Sally:"Petunia also wins immunity and gets to choose between Blooper and Fergy to send to the office! Petunia, who will go to the office for tickling you during after-school swimming class?"

Petunia:"The student I'm eliminating is......."

Blooper and Fergy:*Sweat*

Petunia:".......Fergy-San! Blooper-San, you're staying!"

Blooper:"Yes!!!!!"

Fergy:"Noo! This has to be a mistake! I didn't do anything to Petunia! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Director:"Cut! Awesome work, guys!"

* Beeps*

Oscar:"The computer room had a power outage! So, immunity and tonight's sole vote goes to the student who fixed the power outage.....Revvit!"

Revvit:"Yeah!!!"

Oscar:"Revvit, eliminate the student of your choice! Choose Garby!"

Garby:"No! Eliminate Daisy! She's a brat!"

Daisy:"Hey! I'm not a brat!"

Revvit:"Eeeny, meeny, miny, moe, who's gonna go to the office-o? It's Spike!"

Toadette:*Gasps*

Spike:"Aww!"

Revvit:"Thanks for letting me fix the power outage, Spike! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Oscar:"Spike, the office is all yours!"

Spike:"What?! Man!"

Director:"Okay, cut! Not bad!"

* Beeps*

Rocky:"Elimination time, students! One of you is going to the office tonight, except for Hammer Bro, who has immunity!"

Paulie:"That was supposed to be Paulie's immunity, man!"

Hammer Bro:"What did I do? I mean, other than accidentally stealing victory from you!"

Paulie:*Growls at Hammer Bro*

Rocky:"Settle down!!!! Now, to the votes! Let's see, we got one vote for Revvit, one for Toadette, one for Paulie! And the final vote goes to.....Revvit!"

Revvit:"What?! You've gotta be kidding me!"

Rocky:*Tosses hot rock to Revvit*

Revvit:"Oww! Oww! AHHHHHH!"

Director:"Cut! Good take but why the hot rock, Rocky?"

Rocky:"I don't know but I'm very sorry!"

Revvit:"Somebody turn on the water, PLEASE!!!!!"

* Beeps*

Praline:"Who will live happily ever after and who will die penniless? The last golden box goes to......Hudson! Veemon, you're out!"

Peach:"What?! Praline, this is an outrage! Hudson should be going to the office!"

Praline:"Yeah! You're right! I was just kidding! Hudson's actually the one who's been eliminated and Veemon's actually getting the last gold box and another chance to get the class a month off of school!"

Hudson:"What?!"

Veemon:"Yahoo!"

Hudson:"I hate outrages! Outrages suck!"

Director:"Cut! That was awesome!"

* Beeps*

Florence:"Okay, guys! The votes are tallied and by a narrow margin, tonight's office visitor is none other than-"

Gomamon:"Wait! Do you even have immunity, Florence?"

Florence:"Yes, I do! Someone tripped over a rock when she was about to reach the finish line!"

Everyone else:*Looks at Palmon*

Palmon:"Ooh! I tripped over a rock when I was about to win the race!"

Agumon:*Face palms*

Florence:"As I was saying, the student going to the office tonight is........"

Spike, Hammer Bro, Toadette and Revvit:*Worry and sweat*

Florence:".......Revvit!"

Toadette:*Gasps as she looks at Revvit*

Revvit:*Widens his eyes* "Sorry, Florence! I ain't going nowhere!" *Pulls out invincibility statue*

Hammer Bro and Spike:"What?!"

Florence:"The invincibility statue! Nice! That means Revvit is safe! Whoever has the next most votes is taking a trip to the office! And tonight, thanks to Toadette, Palmon is going to the office! For real this time!"

Palmon:"Aw what! I can't go to the office! Toadette!"

Toadette:"Your fail at the race was hazardous to my health, Palmon! I had to vote you off!"

Director:"Cut! That was absolutely incredible!"

* Beeps*

Mario:"Someone ate my Double Cherry at lunch! There are 2 possible suspects: Yoshi and Shadow! One of them is the culprit and one of them is completely innocent! And the culprit is......"

Yoshi and Shadow:*Widen their eyes*

Mario:"Shadow!"

Shadow:"Wha?!"

Mario:"Yoshi, since you ate your own fruit at lunch, you're safe!"

Yoshi:"Yahoo!"

Shadow:"Oh no! You don't mean!"

Mario:"Yup! Shadow, it's time to go to the office!"

Shadow:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

We see Mario trying to get Shadow to get into the office.

Mario:"Shadow, get into the office!"

Shadow:*Rapidly shakes his head left and right* "I'm not going in there!"

Mario:"Okay! I understand! Dozer, doze him in!"

Shadow:"Huh?!"

Dozer:"With pleasure!" *Dozes Shadow into the office*

Shadow:"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" *Crashes into the office* "Oww!"

Director:"Cut! Sweet take, everybody!"

Shadow:"Magnificent! I'll be in my trailer!" *Faints*

Everyone else:*Laughs*

* Beeps*

Sarah:"The students who are safe are: Mario, Gatomon, Boo and......Dry Bones!"

Mario:"Yes!"

Gatomon:"Wahoo!"

Boo:"Alright!"

Dry Bones:*Snaps into reality* "Huh? I'm still in the game? Yahoo!"

Sarah:"Xee, since Mario, Gatomon, Boo and Dry Bones all voted for you, it's time for your trip to the office! Garby, I'll deal with you in a moment!"

Xee:"What?! Mario, Gatomon, Boo and Dry Bones voted for me?! Ugh!!!!"

Director:"Cut! Awesome acting, Xee!"

Xee:"Thanks! I've been practicing that all weekend!"

* Beeps*

Luigi:"We’re at Six Flags Great America and the goal is to do that the other guys tell us!"

Wario:"If you’re refuse, you lose!"

Mario:"Ha ha! Let’s a go!"

Director:"Cut! That’s a good take!"

Mario:"Oh, yeah!"

* Beeps*

Waluigi:"Go ride Viper!"

Wario:"Crap! Oh heck no!"

Mario, Luigi and Waluigi:*Laughs*

* Buzz*

Wario:"Ugh! That’s a lose for me!" *Farts*

Waluigi:"Woah! Don’t fart while we’re doing the challenge!"

Blu:"Cut!"

* Beeps*