Disney's House of Villains 2: Calling All Heroes/Transcript

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(Walt Disney Television Animation studios plays)

Opening￼
The film begins (The TV-PG-V logo was shown)

[During the opening as firstly seen the stars and then scroll right down by it's angle when you see the red moon above the earth from a far distance in the outer space].

[We see the title of Mickey's house of mouse has faded in but it changes into Disney's house of villains: calling all heroes then fades out].

[The scene turns right directly by it's angle and seen the Saturn]. [A few seconds there is two space ships has came suddenly appeared whilst flying far opposite to the Saturn such as star destroyer and mining ship red dwarf].

[By a half second there is starbug and blue midget has came out of the entrance of landing bay from their vessel]. [Then the scene cuts to inside the starbug while red dwarf crew having a conversation when piloting at the cockpit].

Arnold Rimmer: Hey, where are we going?

Kryten:Oh we know exactly where we all going Mr rimmer sir? well actually as we about to heading off to the earth and we were literally also going to the nightclub called the house of mouse it is somewhere in toontown because we all have been invited to became a brand new guests.

Dave Lister: Cool.

The Cat: Okay, are we prepared?

Arnold Rimmer: Well (sees the Little Einsteins' Rocket), what the smeg are those kids doing?

Kryten: I think they're riding in their rocket.

Arnold Rimmer: Well, they're coming too.

The Cat:

Kryten:

Holly:

Dave Lister:

[The several tie fighters has came out from the star destroyer, the Little Einsteins' Rocket and millennium falcon also suddenly appeared from above of starbug as they about to start to head off towards the earth before arriving at the house of mouse].

[Cut to a scene back on earth Downtown Toontown where Harry and Hermoine ride the Flying Ford Angila]

Harry: Well Hermione, we'll be going to the house of mouse.

Hermoine: Oh great.

Harry: Yeah and I wish that Voldermort wouldn't ruin halloween tonight.

(Harry and Hermione see Doremi Harukaze riding the Maho-do Bus from Ojamajo DoReMi)

Harry: Well, hello there my little lady

Doremi: Well, hello. I'm a sorceress in training.

Harry: Well, I'm a sorcerer in training as well.

(Ferb Fletcher from Phineas and Ferb is seen at the top of the Maho-do Bus dressed up as Neo from The Matrix without the Glasses).

Ferb: Well, Good evening everybody.

[Before the Spaceships landing at earth by approaching the house of mouse.]

[after the spaceships landed, various sci-fi and fantasy heroes come to the house of mouse, along with many vehicles parking such as Mr. Bean's mini, the Light Cycles, Spectrum Patrol Car, Lightning McQueen, Cole McGrath's bike, Sonic's Speed Star, the Batmobile, the Little Einsteins' Rocket and many, many more]

[But shortly if you might have seen another heroes and heroines were coming to the house of mouse from outside whom appears to be Ferb Fletcher, Hermoine Granger, Solid Snake, Raiden, Eva, Big Boss, Meryl, Otacon, Sonic, Tails, Captain Scarlet, Captain Blue,The Destiny Angels, Agent 47, James Bond, Honey Ryder, Octopussy, Dana Scully, Fox Mulder, Walter Skinner, John Dogget, Monica Reyes, Captain America, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Indiana Jones, Sheriff Woody, Elsa, Captain Jack Sparrow, Master Chief, Finn the Human, Jake the Dog, Captain James T. Kirk, Mordecai, Peter Pan, Wendy, Alice, Bambi, Thumper, Robin Hood, Mowgli, Baloo, Bagheera, King Louie, The Pink Panther, Casper, Popeye, Sailor Chibi-Moon, Sailor Venus, The Doctor, the Red Dwarf crew, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Crash, Coco, Crunch, the Guardians of the Galaxy, Star, Marco, the Pines twins, Mr. Bean, Irma Gobb, Batman, Iron Man, Thor, Black Widow, Sakura Haruno, the Ghostbusters, the Cures and Olive Oyl as they made their way before enter the theatre by waiting at the foyer where reservation was near by].

[The scene cuts to the foyer that's where Phineas Flynn, Star Butterfly, Wander, Slyvia, Princess Sofia in her Picnic Games outfit, Prince James, James Bond, Peter Pan, Aladdin, Jasmine, Genie, Homer Simpson, Top Cat, Benny, Peggy Carter, Shaggy, Scooby Doo, Daphne Blake, Little Nemo, Princess Camille, Professor Genius, Bugs Bunny, Penelope Pitstop, Yoshimitsu, Anna Williams, Nina Williams, Ling Xiaoyu, Jun Kazama, Chun-Li, Mileena, Spongebob, Gumball, Darwin, Max Rocktansty, Neo (again), Yaya Panda, Uncle Grandpa, G-Man, Heavy Weapons Guy, Aquaman, Beast Boy, Michaelangelo, Patrick Star, Wolverine, Shredder, Krillin, Doremi Harukaze, Harry Potter, Florance, Brian the Snail, Dougal, Simba, Timon and Pumbaa, Lara Croft, Superman, Wonder Woman, Trunks, Vegeta, Sailor Moon, Sailor Saturn, Sailor Mars, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Ryu, Sasuke Uchiha, the Joker, Gordon Freeman, Knuckles, Rouge, Shadow, Coco, Crunch and Rigby are walking pass near by.]

[Then cuts to the scene where Mulder and Scully arrives at the foyer near by the entrance, they also walk over to greet mickey and begin to interact with each other.]

Dana Scully: Well Hello there you must be mickey mouse right.

Mickey: Yes ma'am my name is mickey mouse.

Dana Scully: So this is the nightclub that you and your friends were runs it.

Mickey: Oh yes that's right it is the nightclub that's we were all do invite every old and new guests, even animal, robot, human, soldier and superhero so please feel welcome to the house of mouse.

Dana Scully: Well thank you mickey that's very much appreciated. By away My name's agent Dana scully i am a FBI Agent, I also usually working as an Medical doctor for it's examination and allow me to introduce you to my partner? This is agent fox Mulder.

Fox Mulder: I'm Fox Mulder, Please to meet you mickey.

Mickey: Nice to meet you both. (Mickey shaken Mulder and scullys hand for welcoming to his club)

Dave: Hello, I'm Dave what's ya name, me lady?

Izzy: I'm Izzy, part of Jake's crew.

Dave: Well, it's a pleasure to met ya. (Dave shakes her hand)

Dave: What the Smeg is kid doing? (Sees Chris and Joy from Superbook passing by)

Dave: Who are you?

Christopher Peepers: I'm Christopher and nice to meet you and meet my friend Joy.

Dave: I'm Dave Lister, one of the crew from Mining Ship Red Dwarf and it's great to meet you too. (Chris and Dave shake hands)

Dave: What the smeg? (Sees Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls passing by in his Tuxedo) who are you?

Dipper: Hello, I'm Dipper, brother of Mabel.

[The Scene zooms on Jake from Jake and the Neverland Pirates conversing Chibiusa from Sailor Moon].

Jake: Hey matey, wanna be mates?

Chibiusa: Sure.

(Jake sees Frieza from Dragon Ball Z giving a box)

Frieza: Well, happy Halloween and I've hope you appreciate my trick.

Jake: What the heck is this, some kind of a jack-in-a-box? (Jake winds the box until the piping object is a Minion from Despicable Me) (BGM: Afro Circus- Instrumental)

Jake: Uh-oh.

Minion: (Sees Jake's hair being a Banana) Banana!

[Meanwhile, an another scene we see Sofia from Sofia the First in her picnic games attire and Harry from Harry Potter in an another table playing cards with their wands]

Sofia: Hey, what game are we playing?

Harry: Magical Card collecting.

Sofia: Oh.

Ferb: Well, good evening.

Both: Good evening.

Act 1: Welcome Everybody and Everypony at the House of Mouse.
(Before Mike announces we see Scorpion and Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat interacting with Ghost Rider from Marvel Knights in a table)

Scorpion: Well, looks like you're a skull like me.

Ghost Rider: A Skull? I'm a biker from the undead.

Scorpion: Where?

Ghost Rider: At the desert.

Sub-Zero: Fantastic and as long as Shao Kahn isn't here or else, I'm gonna perform a Spine Rip at him. (Performs a Spin Rip at a crocodile while a mild amount of blood spreads) (Audience gasps and gets shocked)

(Cuts to Mike the Microphone) Mike: Ladies, Gentlemen, Mobians, Sailor Scouts, Scientists, Superheroes, Agents, Spies and all of all guests please welcome to the house of mouse, i would like to announced tonight's Halloween and now may I present? Mickey Mouse!

Mickey: Hello there people and welcome to the house of mouse and It's Halloween tonight, we're having a Big Treat. [People clap their hands and while they're doing that, cut to the scene were Sonic talks to Rainbow Dash in a table].

Sonic: Hey, check it out.

Rainbow Dash: What is it?

(Shadow appears out of nowhere but in front of the table while wearing his Halloween attire from Sonic Runners)

Shadow: Halloween

Rainbow Dash: Ahhhhhh! (Screams loudly and hides into the table)

Sonic: Calm down Dashie, there's nothing to be scared of.

Rainbow Dash (scared and chattering teeth): You think?

Sonic: Yeah.

Rainbow dash: Phew.

Pinkie Pie: Surprise!

Sonic: Happy Halloween Pinkie.

Pinkie Pie: Happy Halloween too!

[Then also cuts to the scene were Solid snake was having a conversation with Otacon and he talks about Halloween while sat down between Meryl and Colonel Roy Campbell].

Snake: Otacon, you know is Halloween tonight there was nothing to be scary.

Otacon: Yeah that's right snake but because Halloween is the special night indeed, I am sure everyone is not to be scared of this evening.

Otacon: As everyone were having a special treat has gave us tonight and Literally when those children had to dress up as witches, vampires, superheroes, supervillains, sailor scouts, Hogwarts students , princes, princessess, Medics, talking hedgehogs , talking cats, talking mice, Soldiers, talking horses , Fireside girls, OWCA Agents, School Bullies, policemen, talking animals and even wizards while celebrating all hallows eve every year.

Snake: I guess you're correct.

(Twilight Sparkle appears popping out in the table)

Twilight: Surprise!

Snake: Well, this is unexpected and hey, isn't that the first time I've met an animal before?

Otacon: No, no you didn't and I hope it's not Tabuu or Bowser.

[In an another scene, we see Sally Acorn from Archie's Sonic the Hedgehog and RoboCop himself in an another table doing the same thing as Snake and Otacon did while we see Steven and Connie from Steven Universe.] Sally: Well, has anyone think here that Halloween is scary?

RoboCop: No, of course not and I'm sure everyone here is safe.

Steven: Well, no of course not?

Connie: Yeah, nobody's supposed to be scared at the dark right?

Steven: Yeah.

Sally: Well, as everyone gave a special treat tonight, literally even Mobian children dress up as Me, Sonic, Tails, Amy, Doctor Eggman, Cubot, MegaMan, Sticks, You, my Father, My Mother, Nicole and even G.U.N. soldiers while going to every house in Sonic's World while celebrating Halloween, right?

RoboCop: Affirmed.

Ferb: Well, good evening then and I hope you've got a good Halloween.

RoboCop: Same here.

(In an another scene, we see Luke Skywalker and Han Solo from Star Wars conversing Rei Hino/Sailor Mars from Sailor Moon and Crash from Crash Bandicoot).

Luke: Hey, what's this?

Crash: Well, I'm telling you that tonight, it's Halloween and nothing to be scared of, OK?

Rei: Yes, yes we got.

Han: Heck even the stormtroopers and the dark side joined this party!

Luke, Rei and Crash: What!?

Han: Sure. (The quartet see the villains coming over)

Mario and Luigi: Oh no! (They later see the villains coming)

(Therefore the scene cuts to the foyer that's where Max and Goofy has briefly seen a group of villains were coming to the house of mouse whom appears to be in order are: Immortan Joe, Harley Quinn, Agent Smith, Shinnok, Loki, Piccolo, Cigarettes Smoking Man, The Flukeman, Eugene Tooms, Duane Barry, Sheriff Arens, Knowle Rohrer, Alex Krycek from The X-Files, Sniper Wolf, Liquid Snake, Vulcan Raven, Buxton the blue cat, Shere Khan, Scar, Pete, Queen of Hearts, Evil Queen, Polymorph, Davros, Daleks, Simulant Convict, Dr Julius No, Oddjob, Prince John, Big Bad Wolf, Cruella DeVil, Bowser, the Koopalings, Dr Neo cortex, Uka Uka, Captain Hook, Heihachi Mishima, The Hood, Mr Burns, Big Bad Wolf, Darth Vader, Denzel Crocker, Miss Nettle, 8 Ball. Aunt Grandma, Stormtroopers, Grand Moff Tarkin and Queen Beryl)

Loki: Happy Halloween.

[After that, Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury from Sailor Moon enters the House of Mouse after going insde the door]

[Meanwhile, when Ami is at the foyer, we see more visitors like Pops, Lance Vance, Rick Grimes, Shao Kahn, Turles, Deidara, Monkey D. Luffy, Nami, Cooler, Lucario, Ash, Ichigo Kurosaki, Gru, Sailor Pluto, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Toni Cipriani, Salvator Leone, Aku, Jacky Bryant, Clarence, Sumo, Jeff, Pearl in her tuxedo, Garnet, Amethyst, Lapis Lazuli, Peridot, The Architect, Steve, Alex, Wario, Waluigi, Jak and Daxter, Conker, the Flash, Nostalgia Critic, Angry Video Game Nerd, Mrs. Wicket, A Mobianized Princess Luna, Misty, Brock, Boonie, Serena, Toriko, Saitama, Benson, Garrett Bobby Ferguson, Samurai Jack, the Scotsman, Snoopy, Charlie Brown, Lucy van Pelt, Buck, Manny, Manny Garcia, Perfect Cell, Gen, Urien, Decapre and Jasper are passing by at the background].

Mickey: Welcome my ma'am.

Ami: Thanks Mickey.

Jake: Well, hello there and welcome me matey to the team.

Ami: Hi, nice to meet you.

(The Redkins come in)

Mickey: Welcome Redkins

Redkin 1:Thanks Mickey

Redkin 2: I guess that even siths get to come here even though you're not a villian

Redkin 3: Hey.

(The Classic Flock (Angry Birds) comes in)

Mickey:Welcome

Red:I'm so excited, it's Halloween

Mickey:How come you 3 don't have costumes?

Redkin 2:We had to rush here

Mickey:Maybe you 3 should go to the costume corner

Redkin 1: Good idea

(In an another scene, we see the Nostalgia Critic and Rocko were conversing)

NC: Well, it's seems to be one of the craziest creatures I've ever seen.

Rocko: Wait, you're calling me an alien?

NC: Fine then, at least you aren't a bad, bad, BAD movie.

Act 2: Talking About Halloween
(Cut to a table where Ferb Fletcher, Minako Aino/Sailor Venus and the Doctor talk about Halloween but Ferb however, is dressed up as Neo from the Matrix without the Glasses)

Ferb: Hello you two, are you ready for conversing about Halloween?

Minako: Yep.

The Doctor: Indeed.

Ferb: Halloween is a holiday where everybody got spooked (Everybody laughs; the laugh track is from ITV's Mr. Bean).

(Frankie from Monster High is seen)

Ferb: Well, good evening my lady and what's your name?

Frankie: Frankie, Frankie Stein.

Ferb: Oh, good evening then. Ready for a trick or treat?

Frankie: Sure.

(Before that cuts to the another table where Kryten, Lister, Rimmer and cat while talking about Halloween between Mowgli, Shanti, Cinderella, Lara Croft, Bagheera and Baloo were also in an another table)

Dave: I don't think Halloween is for candy, right my smeg-heads?

Kryten: Yes, yes you think.

Rimmer: I think that people are here there for Halloween.

The Cat: Yep.

Rimmer:

Cinderella:

Baloo:

Mowgli:

The Cat:

(After that, cut back to the 4 people talking about Halloween in the previous table)

[Cut to the foyer again where Max and Goofy saw even more new guests, they are: Scarlet Witch, Mr. Fantastic, Human Torch, America Chavez, Green Lantern, Agent Smith, various Call of Duty Soldiers, Gru's Minions (in order are: Kevin, Stuart, King Bob, Jerry, Mike, Sam, etc), Fluttershy, Candace Flynn, Rarity, He-Man, Clemintine, Rapunzel, GoGo Tomago, Baymax, Judy Hopps, Prince James, various Medal of Honor Soldiers, Blaze the Cat, Metal Sonic, Axel, Silver the Hedgehog, Rocket Raccoon, Corrin and Shego]

(In an another table, we see Pearl in her tux and Phineas Flynn conversing about Halloween, Phineas however, is dressed up as Symbiote Spider-Man while not wearing the mask)

Phineas:Hey my ma'am, Happy Halloween!

Pearl: Well, thanks and anyways, I don't think tonight's for tricks but for treats, right?

Phineas: Well yep.

(We see Marine from Sonic dressed up as a Pirate Captain)

Marine: Surprise me Mateys!

(Meanwhile at the kitchen, we see Penguins preparing various food and drinks, such as Candy Apples, Chocolate coated apples, Moon brooch shaped cookies, dragon ball shaped cookies, cutie mark shaped cookies, Starbug Shaped Cookies,  and many more)

Mickey: Well, tonight, we prepared Halloween right?

Donald: Sure.

Goofy: How can

First Halloween Cartoon Short
Ferb: Hey everybody, ready for a new spooky clip?

(Audience cheers) Mickey: Alright Everybody we have our brand new spooky favorite cartoon to shown starring Me, Goofy, Donald, Mulder and Scully.

Dana Scully: Aww did we hear that Mulder, it sounds like we both are in the cartoon.(As Mulder and scully both smiled at each other)

Redkin 1:Shhhhhhh

Dana Scully: Sorry

(Cut to the scene as everyone give around applause to mickey and then now presenting the show called "Mickey and Goofy's Discovery of The Missing Ship")

(Then title card fades out to the scene that's where the outside of naval military hospital in grey clouded background.)

(The scene cuts to the corridor and then mickey about to meet up with goofy after he got out of the elevator.)

Mickey: Ah goofy, sorry to keep you all waiting and that's why we have need to discuss with professor Von drake about the navy ship went mysteriously vanished somewhere near California one day ago.

Goofy: Yeah, I just had a phone call and when i heard from since yesterday.

Mickey: Um well, just tell me what's so really important about this situation.

Von Drake

Act 2½: Ferb's Stand-Up Comedy Show
(Everybody claps)

(Scene: Backstage)

Mickey: Hey, welcome Ferb to the crew. (Ferb is seen dressed up as Neo without the glasses)

Ferb: Well, tonight I want to make people chuckle at my jokes.

(Scene: The Stage where Ferb makes an appearance)

Ferb￼: (appears as Neo from The Matrix, again but without the glasses): Well, good evening everyone and everypony.

Audience: Good Evening!

Ferb: Wanna know my jokes.

Audience: (Cheers very loudly; the sound effect is from various big sports events)

Ferb: Well, wanna know why you need a KITT?

(Cut to a scene where Michael Knight and KITT from Universal's Knight Rider in a table)

KITT: What is he doing?

Michael Knight: He's making a joke.

KITT: What, at me?

Michale Knight: Sure.

(Cuts back to Him)

Ferb: Because if you have a car, you've got to have a Construction KITT! Get it?

Audience: (Laughs very loudly; this sound￼ effect is from Mr. Bean) (Cut to a table where Black Widow, Indiana Jones, Rouge the Bat, Green Lantern and Marty McFly laugh each other)

(Cuts back to him)

Ferb: Well, what happens if you put Dipper and nachos in a Pine Tree?

Audience: What?

Ferb: A Cheesy Dipper Nacho Pine Tree￼, get it?

(Cuts back to Dipper from Gravity Falls)

Dipper: Hey, nobody makes fun at M (slips in a Banana Peel) eeeeeee!

Audience: (Laughs again; this sound effect is from Mr. Bean as well)

(cut to where the Redkins are, the chair are laughing!

Redkin 1: Ferb really is a joker of jokes

(Meanwhile, Nathan, Katie and Whisper from Yo-Kai Watch come to the house of mouse)

Mickey: you missed our first Halloween short, but you are just in time for Ferb'sJokes

Nate: Thanks.

Ferb: (cuts back to him) Okay, what happens if you got a Lion King and a ½?

Audience: What?

(Ferb holds a black cat)

Ferb: What the?

(Mr. Bean's Orange Mini is seen while falling)

Ferb: Ow.

(Audience laughs very very very loudly; This sound effect is from Mr. Bean)

Ferb: (Goes out and while getting dizzy) A Lion King 1½: Hakuna Matat..ow!

Mike: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for everybody in Danville's favorite comedian, Ferb Fletcher!

(Audience claps, cheers and positively whistles very loudly while Ferb is mildly injured, goes out into the car)

Ferb: Thank you everybody and thank you all and what the heck? (Sees GLaDOS from Portal)

GLaDOS: I think you're a Vegeta-ble, you monster. (Sees Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z)

Vegeta: What?

(Crowd Boos at GLaDOS while Vegeta walks into the stage)

GLaDOS: What are you doing?

(Cuts to a scene where we see Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show in a table)

Rigby: Hey computer, you jokes are stupid!

Mordecai: Yeah!

(The crowd continuously boos until Vegeta, Ferb and GLaDOS argue each other)

GLaDOS: What, I'm a computer who just got killed by a woman who comes with her father at bring your daughter to Work day?

Vegeta: What are you calling me a Vegetable?

Ferb: Hey, aren't you just furious like that sergeant from the time that Phineas and I got to lose my Imagination?

GLaDOS: Well no, You've either evented Wheatley or Me, and for a long time I've never got killed twice by Chell.

Vegeta: Why, just because I'm angry at Goku when I've met him!

Ferb: Why, you think that he's much better than you well, nobody makes jokes in the House of Mouse like Gaston!

Gaston: (gasps and jaw drops)

Ferb: Heck you stink you 2 you're buckets of fried chicken and should know you're acting like jerks?

Vegeta: Hell no! I'm not a jerk! (Holds Ferb's chest and gets angrily at him until the audience laughs)

(Crowd laughs loudly; This sound effect is from Mr. Bean)

Second Cartoon Short: World's Funniest Moments
Ferb: Hey everybody, want to see an another cartoon short?

(Audience cheers and claps their hands very loudly)

Ferb: Take it away then!

(The TV is shown a movie clips that counts down to 3, 2, 1)

(Title Card: World's Funniest moments)

(Clip: Live-Action Mr. Bean Pilot)

(Mr. Bean is seen in his mini while on the way home, he takes a wrong turn and crashes his mini)

(Audience laughs very loudly; This sound effect is from Mr. Bean)

(Back to the table then we see Nate and Mr. Bean)

Mr. Bean: My Car!

(Clip: Monsters Inc Gag Reel)

(Scene: Harryhausens')

Mike:

Sulley:

Mike:

Sulley:

(Audience laughs loudly; This sound effect is from Mr. Bean)

(Clip: Wander Over Yonder, "The Time Bomb")

(Scene: Slyvia gets very mad)

Harvax: Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock

(Audience laughs; This sound effect is from Mr. Bean)

(Back to the audience in which consists Sonic the Hedgehog, Rainbow Dash, The Doctor, Indiana Jones, Aang, Patrick Star, Rigby, Tuxedo Mask, Sailor Mars, Uncle Grandpa, Nate Adams, Ash, Star Butterfly, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Indiana Jones, Rick Grimes and Sally Acorn laughing)

Slyvia: (Gets Angry) What?! I'm angry while I'm racing?!

(Clip: MLP:FiM, "

Act 3: Ferb's Magical Girl Act
(Audience Cheers happily while clapping)

(Scene: Costume Room)

Ferb: Well, what the heck I'm going to do to impress the audience?

Mickey: You need magic.

Ferb: (listens Moonlight Legend by DALI from Sailor Moon in the MP3) Yeah, some Magical girl magic?