Potty Break for Hannah

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ANGLE: CLOSET

The knob jiggles for a moment. Suddenly, the door flies open revealing Woody, entangled in Christmas lights, standing atop a pile of boxes to be at door knob height.

Woody and the rest of the junk topple over.

A bowling ball topples out, smashing Woody square on the head.

Woody: Oo-o-of. (to the hallway) Buzz?! The coast is clear. Buzz, where are you?!

Buzz: (O.S., Voice Box)''It's a secret mission in uncharted space. Let's go.''

Woody creeps down the hallway, dragging the Christmas lights with him.

Hannah: (O.S.) Really?! That is so interesting.

Woody peeks into the open doorway of...

INT. HANNAH'S BEDROOM/UPSTAIRS HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS

Hannah is pretending to have a tea party. Her guests are dolls, headless dolls, that is except for BUZZ

He is seated at the miniature table, dressed up in a frilly apron and fashionable party hat.

Hannah: (continued) Would you like some tea, Mrs. Nesbitt?!

Woody: (under his breath) Buzz.

Hannah has placed a tiny teapot in Buzz's severed arm and pours imaginary tea with it.

Hannah: It's so nice you could join us on such late notice.

Woody steps back into the hallway.

Woody: Oh, no.

Hannah: What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbitt. It goes quite well with your head.

Woody thinks for a moment, then takes a few steps further down the hall. He CLEARS HIS THROAT.

Woody: (high voice) Hannah. Oh, Hannah.

Hannah stops pouring tea and looks up.

Hannah: (yelling out her room) Mom?! (O.S.) What is it, Mom?! Mom, where are you?!

Woody: (high voice) You have to go to the bathroom, Hannah.

Hannah: Potty. Thanks, Mom. (to the dolls) Please excuse me, ladies. I'll be right back. I got to go potty.

As soon as Hannah exits the room Buzz keels over face-down onto the table.

Hannah passes Woody, hidden in the Christmas lights, and walks downstairs to the bathroom.

Woody bolts into Hannah's room.