Kiki's Delivery Service (Astro Boy's Critic)

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Astro Boy: You know, if Kiki crashed him off in the trees after the gust blows in...

(a shot of Ursula's angry female crow (a voice of Scott Menville), when the image of Scott Menville is shown at top-left)

Astro Boy (vo): ...non-scare and cracked up the unbelievable Scott Menville voice...

(back to Astro Boy, an image is Frank Welker is shown)

Astro Boy ...this would still be an wild animal sounds performance like Frank Welker.

Astro Boy (vo, as Jiji): The film is kind enough to translate these little disturbing moments of dramatic and non-scary, but don't worry, you won't feel much that deliver me knowing what they're saying.

(Kiki and Jiji flies back to over the pine trees, just as Ursula's angry crows also coming back, much to Kiki's heart-wrenching dramatically horror)

Astro Boy (vo): In another dramatic non-scary scene, Kiki tries rescue a cat doll in the forest, when, of course, some of these wild crows, leading to probably our favorite line in the entire film.

Jiji: They're calling you an egg-stealer!

Astro Boy: (as Jiji) And I know it's a young adult's film. We attempt to get that PG rating somehow! (back to a clip of Kiki and Jiji attacked by Ursula's crows, but this scene is fairly mild sequence) So I won't say what it is, but THE EVIL POPCORN EATING MAN DOES!!!

(The "Evil Popcorn Eating Man" scene from Free Willy plays)

(Back to the movie, Kiki and Jiji being attacked by Ursula's angry hooded crows)

Astro Boy (vo): Did every hooded crows bring ax-murder type in case this non-scary moment would break out?

(clip of Wendy being join to by the five black crows (like Dumbo, similar only) in Wendy the Good Little Witch is shown)

NC (vo): It's not like if in Wendy the Good Little Witch, the crows would join them, and then they're suddenly like...

Jim Crow (voiced by Astro Boy): Hey, you're so short! (the five crows are added into the scene as they're fight to Wendy, yells)

(Back to the movie)

Jiji: Frankly I think this is a major insult. Crows used to serve witches and do what you told them.

Kiki: That was a long time ago, okay?

Astro Boy: (as Jiji) That's why they'll never see me with six of those... (a six footages of the scene of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (Snow White looked very scared reached out far into the forest), Gone With the Wind (The scene where she screams at her mother's corpse is dreadful.) Pinocchio (He tries call out of the friend, Jiminy Cricket, after he's kidnapping by Stromboli), The Lost Weekend'' (in Don's hallucination, a bat flies over and bites a mouse. Some blood drips down the wall and Don Birnam starts screaming), Little Audrey's Butterscotch and Soda (the shadow of a giant vampire bat that cloaks the room in darkness. The darkness then shifts to that of Audrey's open, screaming mouth, as the camera pulls back to reveal the little girl gripping the wall, and further pulls back as she continues to scream), and Maleficent (Stefan steals her wings, cut to Maleficent let out scream in painfully, anger and despair) are shown) (tearfully) ''Well, it's still make them intense, I don't think. (Astro Boy puts her head on the hand in sadness)

(We go to a commercial. When we come back, we see Kiki puts Jiji already in the cage and tells him to substitute for the doll)

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Astro Boy (vo): Kiki's heartbroken to see what happened as he gives one of an emotional, breathtaking reaction to his losing her witch's powers and her Mom's broom being destroyed.

Kiki: It's become very weak, so I... Well, I think I've gotta take a break from my delivery work.

Osono: I'll bet your powers come back after you had some rest.

Kiki: I really don't know.

Astro Boy: Poor Kiki. A witch girl might have almost drop dead in the sad ending... new alternate. If only more sad ending moments in anime cinema had reactions like that.

(clip of Toei's The Little Mermaid is shown, a muted-human Marina dives into the water from Prince Fjord, causing she went to the heaven while Fritz calls out of his name)

Fritz: MARINA!!

Astro Boy: (sighs) Little dolphin friend...

(clip of The Dog of Flanders when the ending is emotionally sad, Nello and Patrasche dies in a froze, her realistic angels grabs them a soul causing Alois had no longer to Nello's life)

Alois (Debi Derryberry): NELLO-O-O-O-O!!!!!

Astro Boy: This sucks.

(clip of Ringing Bell, adult Chirin calls out in the mountain)

Adult Chirin: WO-O-O-O-O-O-O-OLF!!!!!

Astro Boy: Oooh...

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Kiki: Good afternoon. Uh, I should say I'm sorry. (as the crow caws)

Astro Boy: (as Ursula, a bird lady artist) To be good, who wants to be a half-owner become an friendenemy like him. (a shot of Ursula's crows (think was a egg-stealer) attacked Kiki and Jiji in the first customer at the earlier scene is shown) Well, that's not for younger kids, aren't you?

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Astro Boy: And it'll be interesting to see what they do with a CGI reboo-- (As he says, the words says "CGI reboot is scrapped" pops up) OH, NO! Believe it or not, there was a 2014 remake movie after that one. That CGI reboot has been scrapped! And believe it or not, in fact, Disney is sold Studio Ghibli library to GKids in North America.

(a clip of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic")

Pinkie Pie: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Astro Boy: Yeah, Pinkie Pie don't believe it. And Disney had continue to do hold Studio Ghibli library in Asia, funding all the future releases! Except Wild Bunch has been attempt to sell out of Disney's media in France. If I say the entire title, that means that I have to review it next week. At least we know they never make the same mistake again.

(The poster for what he's reviewing next, "A Cat in Paris", is shown briefly with "Final Confrontation" music ends from "Frankenweenie" soundtrack score by Danny Elfman)

Astro Boy: Oh, nothing like GKids at all!

THE END

(The credits roll)

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