A Day in the Life of an International Spy/Transcript

This is the transcript of A Day in the Life of an International Spy.

Transcript
The Universal Studios and Imagine Entertainment logos show up. It then cuts to an airplane as Chuck Willis is shown tied up. Suddenly, he gets a phone call. He reveals he untied the rope he was tied on and knocks out the three terrorists, he then answers the phone. She hangs up. Then, suddenly, the leader of the group comes, revealed to be Tattoo Face. He notices Chuck took the parachute and jumped out. It then cuts to a few days later, as Chuck wakes up in his bed with Lauren next to him still sleeping. He starts getting dressed.
 * Chuck: Hey, can I answer my phone?
 * Terrorist #1: (in Arabic) Silence!
 * Chuck: But it could be important.
 * Terrorist #2: (in Arabic) Does it look like we care?!
 * Chuck: It could be news about my mother dying! Do you guys even have mothers?!
 * Terrorist #3: (in Arabic) Shut up!
 * Chuck: Oh, you want to play it the hard way? Okay, then.
 * Chuck: Hi, honey. I’m kinda busy being captured by terrorists. But anyways, what were you going to ask?
 * Lauren: Big news, Chuck. I'm ready for the next step!
 * Chuck: Marriage or baby?
 * Lauren: Marriage of course.
 * Chuck: Yay! Now got to go, I think the leader of these terrorists would show their face. And I have a feeling that it is connected to O.E.
 * Lauren: Alrighty then! Bye!
 * Tattoo Face: We meet once again, agent Chuck.
 * Chuck: Tattoo Face! My favorite guy with creepy tattoos on his face! How's the wife?
 * Tattoo Face: I'm not married.
 * Chuck: Oh... I didn't know that. As my mom said, "there's plenty of fish in the sea".
 * Tattoo Face: The only fish I'm going to have is your face!
 * Chuck: I don't have the time for this. Where are the parachutes?
 * Tattoo Face: (points) Over there. Why are you asking?