List of The Simpsons Songs

For all songs of The Simpsons Guy in launching order.

Gonna Buy Me a Rainbow
Gonna Buy Me a Rainbow is a song performed by Lisa and the Simpsons multiple times in"Don't Make Me Over". It was their only #1 hit.

Lisa: with soft accompaniment ♪ Cloudy skies and rain clouds ♪ ♪ Have come to stay ♪ ♪ Windy nights and sad sights won't go away ♪

Family: ♪ Sha-la-la-la-la ♪

Lisa: ♪ But I want to be without a care ♪ ♪ Unicorns and butterflies everywhere ♪

Family: driving rhythm kicks in ♪ Gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna ♪ ♪ Buy me a rainbow ♪ ♪ Gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna ♪ ♪ Wrap it up in a great big bow ♪

Lisa: ♪ The time is right, it's day not night ♪ ♪ Just open up your heart ♪ ♪ It'll be all right ♪

Family: ♪ Gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna buy me a ♪♪rainbow!♪

Lisa: ♪ Buy me a rainbow! ♪

Family: ♪ Rainbow! ♪

The FCC Song
The FCC Song is a song sung by Homer, Brian, and Stewie Simpson in "PTV". The song describes what Homer thinks of the FCC. Not only were there new scenes for the sung lyrics of the song, but a montage of clips from past episodes were shown as well, each one a scene that would be censored by the FCC. The song was later mentioned in the extended musical section of "Brian & Stewie", but there wasn't any time to show it because of Stewie's little rant about how the FCC actually liked the parody of them.

Marge: The Side-Boob Hour? Homer that's it. I asked you to stop this, and you didn't listen to me. I'm sorry, but you left me no other choice. I've called the FCC.

Homer: Oh yeah, I know all about the FCC!

♪♪ They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this ♪♪

Brian: ♪♪ They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss ♪♪

Stewie: ♪♪ And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss ♪♪

Homer, Brian, & Stewie: ♪♪ It's the plain situation! There's no negotiation! ♪♪

Homer: ♪♪ With the fellas at the freakin' FCC! ♪♪

Brian: ♪♪ They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups... ♪♪

Homer: ♪♪ Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops ♪♪

Stewie: ♪♪ Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops! ♪♪

Homer, Brian, & Stewie: ♪♪ Take a tip, take a lesson! You'll never win by messin ♪♪

Homer: ♪♪ With the fellas at the freakin' FCC. ♪♪

♪♪ And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing ♪♪

♪♪ You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling, ♪♪

♪♪ Cause you can't say penis! ♪♪

♪♪ So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do their worst ♪♪

Brian: ♪♪ And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced ♪♪

Stewie: ♪♪ I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first! ♪♪

Homer, Brian, & Stewie: ♪♪ They may just be neurotic or possibly psychotic ♪♪

♪♪ They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC! ♪♪

It's A Wonderful Day for Pie
It’s A Wonderful Day for Pie is an Emmy-winning musical number performed by the entire cast of The Simpsons Guy in a Disney-style universe in "Road to the Multiverse".

Marge: Oh, Stewie and Brian, you're just in time for pie.

Homer: Did somebody say "pie?"

♪♪ It's a wonderful day for pie ♪♪

♪♪ You can ask all the birds in the sky ♪♪

♪♪ And they'll tell you real sweet, with a musical tweet ♪♪

Quagmire: ♪♪ It's a wonderful day for pie! ♪♪

Lisa and Bart: ♪♪ For Pie ♪♪

Mr. Burns: ♪♪ For Pie ♪♪

Apu: ♪♪ For Pie ♪♪

Joe: ♪♪ For Pie ♪♪

Stewie: This is wonderful, Brian! Oh, let's live in this universe.

Brian: Gosh, it's pretty intoxicating, isn't it?

Stewie: I want to hear more music about pie!

Homer: ♪♪ It's a wonderful day for pie... ♪♪

Cleveland: ♪♪ ...and it smells a lot better than I ♪♪

Joe: [laughs]

Adam West: ♪♪ Everyone in the house... ♪♪

Homer: ♪♪ ...and this Adam West mouse... ♪♪

Barbershop Quartet: ♪♪ ...the bees making honey... ♪♪

Tom Tucker: ♪♪ ...this Tom Tucker bunny... ♪♪

All: ♪♪ ...we all sing with glee, 'cause we all agree ♪♪

♪♪ It's a wonderful, wonderful day for pie! ♪♪

Iraq Lobster
Iraq Lobster is a parody of "Rock Lobster" sung by Homer Simpson in "Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q." when he claims that Brenda Quagmire's boyfriend Jeff is as scary as an Iraq lobster.

Death to America

And butter sauce

Don't boil me

I'm still alive

Iraq Lobster

Iraq Lobster