A PSA With Kermit And The Frackles About Texting

Transcript:

(Two Frackles, the standard blue one and the standard green one, are driving their car to work, apparently with the Blue Frackle texting on the cellphone when driving.)


 * Green Frackle: What are you doing?
 * Blue Frackle: I'm texting my boss that I'm coming to work on time.
 * Green Frackle: Don't you know you're not supposed to be texting and driving at the same time? It's very dangerous!
 * Blue Frackle: Yeah, so what?
 * Green Frackle: Then the car comes and hits us!
 * Blue Frackle: Don't be ridiculous—

(The light turns red and an upcoming vehicle is headed straight to their car! Shocked, the Green Frackle hastily hits the break pedal and the car suddenly stops and the other one zoom pasts. Just then Kermit comes across the car.)


 * Kermit: Are you okay, guys?
 * Green Frackle: We guess so.
 * Kermit: You shouldn't text and drive at the same time, otherwise you can get killed.
 * Blue Frackle: Now we understand what to do next time.
 * Kermit: And knowing is half the battle.