Gravity Falls: The Return/Five Years Later

This is the first issue of Gravity Falls: The Return.

Transcript
The comic book starts where we see the gnomes. At the town. Then they see Toby “Death Ball”. At the mystery shack.. Soos then comes. At the diner.. All of a sudden, Mabel saw Candy and Grenda.
 * Shmebulock: (VO) Ah, Gravity Falls.. A place where it’s a mix between monsters/demons and parnormal beings and humans. What a place. But that isn’t the main story now! I just recently saw the pine twins coming back to Gravity Falls. Let’s see how it goes.
 * Dipper: Ah, here we are! Gravity Falls. I can’t believe i’m saying this, but i missed this heck out of this town!
 * Mabel: Agreed! I haven’t been here for four years! So i can’t wait to see how the town looks like.
 * Death Ball: Greeting- I mean, uh... Who are you?
 * Mabel: Wait a second, is that Toby? What happend to you?
 * Death Ball: Firstly, don’t call me that. And secondly, the apocalypse can change a man. Call me, Death Ball.. I’d rather throw myself into the bottomless pit if i relive the past.
 * Dipper: I never thought to be happy to be back here again, the memories are coming back to me now!
 * Mabel: (gasps) Hold up, is that my gum i left in the roof a long time ago? We’re back baby!
 * Soos: Oh hey dudes! Glad to see you again! It’s been such a long time since i seen your faces!
 * Mabel: Soos! It’s nice to see you again, where do i even start? I’ve been creating fan art of how the mystery shack should be like in.. you guessed it, anime!
 * Soos: We should have a challenge who can create the best fan art in anime format. I’ve ben watching a lot of anime such as, My Hero Schoolmady and Attack on Large People. I’m waiting for the fourth season...
 * Dipper: I would love to watch that show now, but we still have to say hi to a few faces. Also nice mustache, Soos.
 * Dipper: ...What else should we say hi to? Umm..
 * Mabel: (sighs) Let me guess.. Hi, Lazy Susan.. Hi, that man who married a woodpecker. And-
 * Candy: Are you sure that my ponytail looks great?
 * Grenda: Yes and No! I haven’t even considered removing my 5-year old ponytail! Get off me!
 * Mabel: G-Guys is that really you? Or it’s just my vision assuming things? I’m not sure.. I still have gum stuck in my eye for three months since the day i chewed it and threw it to my eye and screamed that one of the teachers ran away to the door... Yikes.