Cartman and Stan's Family

Cartman and Stan's family consists of the family members related to Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh, who are first cousins.

Background
The family tree goes back through Cartman and Stan's great-great grandparents, Natalie Goldberg and Julio Pérez. Natalie was a Ashkenazi Jew who immigrated from Poland to the United States. Julio was a Native American from the Mapuche tribe of Chile. Natalie had two younger brothers, Benny and Horace. While Julio had one older sister named Gloria. Julio's family left the reservation when Julio was seven. Natalie and Julio first met at a music parlor in Nashville, Tennessee. Natalie was sixteen and Julio was fifteen respectively. They initially bonded over their shared talent in music, eventually forming a friendship. Overtime, their friendship gradually turned into a romantic relationship, which soon developed into a marriage. At the age of eighteen, Natalie gave birth to her first child named Pablo. She later gave birth to three other children, Elena, Victoria, and Alona.

Unfortunately, a few months after Alona's first birthday, Julio died of tetanus when he stepped on a rusty nail. Needing to support her family, Natalie started a home bakery, which proved highly successful. Soon she taught everything she knew about baking to her children, brothers, and other family members. This tradition went on for decades until Natalie's death sometime in her mid-seventies. Despite Natalie's death, her legacy lives on.

Despite Pablo, Elena, Victoria, and Alona all being ethnically Jewish on account of their mother being Jewish, they were non-practicing in Judaism and since Julio was Catholic, he wanted them baptized in a Catholic Church, and thus, they were raised Catholic. The four siblings went on to start their own families.

Pablo married a Romanian woman named Sofia, and together they had one son named Carl. But Carl did not marry or have any kids, thus ending the branch on the family tree. But the family tree does not stop there, Pablo's siblings had more children. Elena married a Brazilian American man named Rodrigo Santos, they had three kids, Francisco, Francine, and Jonathan. Due to Rodrigo being born and raised in Brazil, he spoke Portuguese and thus taught his kids Brazilian Portuguese

Francisco married a Luxembourgish woman named Alicia and had three daughters with her, their names are Julia, Marie, and Emma. Julia married a man named Luca Larsen and gave birth to two daughters, Millie and Flora. Marie married a man named Benjamin and had one daughter with him, her name is Kelly Rutherford-Menskin. Shortly after Kelly's birth, Benjamin and Marie broke up, as he decided that having a kid was a mistake. Marie was later impregnated by another man named Jackson and gave birth to another daughter named Kelly Pinkerton-Tinfurter nine months later. Marie later married Daniel Tanner, Sr. and they had a son named Daniel. Emma fell in love with a man named Derek Ryland. They were dating for several years until Emma informed Derek that she was pregnant. Derek broke up almost immediately after hearing these words. Several months later Emma gave birth to a daughter named Monica. About a year later, Emma gave birth to another kid named Casey Miller, however the father is unknown. Emma then married a man named Aaron O'Connell and gave birth to their child Dougie. The marriage gained Monica and Casey a stepfather. Jonathan married a woman named Amelia and had three kids with her, their names are Guerriero, William, and Coco. Guerriero married a woman named Rosa and they had three kids, Danny (the boy with the orange shirt with brown stripes, brown pants, and blue shoes), Milan (the girl who is part of the Cows Girls' volleyball team, she is the girl Cartman gave back a flier in "Cock Magic") and Blake (the boy with the Vegan shirt from "Let Them Eat Goo"). William married a woman named Rachael and they had a child named Charlie (The sixth grader with the long-sleeved blue T-shirt, a green collar, a green hat that is similar to Stan's but without the puffball, matching dark blue pants and gloves and black shoes). William also had one extramarital love affair with a woman named Riley Kline, Riley gave birth to a boy named Henry (the boy from "Put It Down" who announced a memorial service for the students lost to distracted driving). William was unaware of the pregnancy. Francine married an Irish-American man named Mason Testaburger, they had three sons together, Murrey, Gerald, and Sean. Murrey met a Hungarian Jewish woman named Rita Abelman, while they were in college. Before marrying her, Murrey converted to her faith. They soon became the parents of three kids, Francis, Louis, and a unnamed female character with red hair, a purple jacket, and a scarf. Gerald began dating a woman named Sheila Broflovski while he was studying law to become a lawyer. Shortly after his graduation from law school they got married, but immediately following their marriage Gerald adopted Sheila's surname and like his brother subsequently converted to Judaism. They soon had one son, they named him Kyle. They also adopted a Canadian boy named Peter Gintz years later, but they renamed him Ike. Sean married a woman named Janet Rodrigues, who was of Portuguese descent, and they soon had a single daughter named Wendy.

Victoria married a Irish man named Darwin Turner. They had four kids together. Silvia Turner-Tucker, Amy, Larry, and Alexa. Silvia married a man named Thomas Tucker Sr. and they had three kids, Thomas Tucker, Skeeter, and Carol Tucker-McCormick. Each of them had kids respectively. Thomas married a woman named Laura who was of French and Swedish descent, and they had two kids, Craig and Tricia. Skeeter had one daughter named Red. Carol married an unemployed alcoholic named Stuart McCormick, and they had three kids, Kevin, Kenny, and Karen. Larry married a woman named Lucy and they had three kids. They named them Rodrick, Dylan, Kelly, and Oliver. Rodrick married a woman named Nancy and they had two kids, Heidi and Asher (the boy with the blond hair and green jacket), although Asher is not seen with his family very often. Dylan married a woman named Samantha and they had one son named Arlo (the boy with the earmuffs). Unbeknownst to Samantha, Dylan was also having an having an affair with a woman named Jamie and then got her pregnant. Jamie soon gave birth to Cody (the boy with the C Cap). Kelly gave birth to two kids, Sally and Tommy. Oliver had one son named Billy. Alexa had one son named William. William later had a daughter named Nichole with his wife.

Alona met a Spanish Filipino named Carlos Rodriguez, a immigrant who recently moved from Zamboanga City. Carlos spoke fluently in English, Spanish, Tagalog, and Chavacano (a Spanish-based creole). Carlos had one brother named Diego and one half-sister named Imelda de la Cruz. Carlos was six years older than Alona. They soon united in Holy Matrimony on Christmas day. Alona was fourteen and Carlos was Twenty. To this union fourteen children were born: Mario (at age 15), Luisa (at age 16), Leonardo (at age 17), Rosita (at age 19), Berto (at age 20), Arnold (at age 22), Cynthia (at age 24), Hugo (at age 28), Carolina (at age 29), Rosa (at age 30), Wanda (at age 34), Melissa (at age 39), Isabella (at age 40) and Camila (at age 44). Isabella first fell in love with a man named MacDonald Kern, and they had one son named Jimbo at the age of 17. Isabella's birthday is January 5th. She is eighteen months younger then Melissa, but they were in the same grade due to Alona and Carlos changing her birth certificate. She and Mac met while freshmans in high school. A few years later Isabella fell in love with another man named Marvin Marsh, and felt it fair to ask for divorce. She then started a relationship with Marvin, and less then a year after their marriage they had a son, they named him Randy. Two years later Isabella gave birth to another son named Jack. Three months after Jack's birth, Isabella grew a lump on her neck, which was potentially cancerous and she needed immediate surgery for it to be removed. This is also not helped by the fact that both she and Marvin were struggling financially at the time. Not having enough money to support three children and rent an apartment, Marvin and Isabella found no other choice but to give Jack up for adoption. Isabella gave Jack to her old childhood friend Bathsheba Sparrow, who was married to a man named Franklin Tenorman. Bathsheba and Franklin soon grew attached to Jack so they adopted him and changed his last name to Tenorman. Nearly two years later, after Marvin gets a new job and they are doing much better financially, Isabella gives birth to Jackie, on April 8th. Exactly one year later, Isabella gives birth to her second daughter, Sarah. At the age of 33, Isabella has her last child (with Marvin), they named her Maggie. Shortly after Maggie's fifth birthday, Isabella and Marvin divorced, citing irreconcilable differences. Randy, Jackie, and Sarah were raised by Marvin while Maggie, the youngest born child, was brought up by Isabella. Jimbo had already headed off for college at that point. Each of Isabella and Marvin's kids had children of their own.

After dropping out of high school at the age of sixteen, Randy spent a semester at Juilliard School in New York City where he studied theater before transferring to University of Chicago, where he earned a bachelor's in economics. Randy then went to Humboldt State University as a marine-science major. He minored in art. Four years later he earned a masters degree in marine biology. Randy enrolled in University of Pennsylvania where he began doctoral studies in geology. The summer before his last year at UPenn, Randy attended Woodstock music festival, where he met a woman named Sharon Kimble. They engaged in a friendly conversation. After about an hour, Randy told Sharon that she had all the qualities he wanted for a wife. Sharon was baffled, stating that they had just met, but Randy insisted that she was the woman he would want to be with for the rest of his life. Randy asked Sharon to see her again. She readily accepted his invitation to a weekend party. They continued to see each other regularly even when Randy went back to school. After many months of spending time together, Sharon began to reciprocate Randy's feelings. Sharon then attended Randy's graduation when he received a Ph.D. degree in Geology. Two months later Randy and Sharon married, but Sharon was dismayed when Randy dressed as Columbus for their wedding. Randy and Sharon soon became the parents of two kids, Shelly and Stan.

After being adopted by Bathsheba Sparrow and her husband, Jack was relocated to Fort Collins, Colorado where he was raised alongside his adoptive brothers Zachary and Darwin. Both Bathsheba and Franklin were of Sephardic Jewish ancestry. They are both descended from the Iberian Peninsula, with Bathseba being from Spain and Franklin being from Portugal. Bathsheba and Franklin's original family names were Saldanha and Tabueña, respectively. Jack's spoken language at home was Ladino (also known as Judaeo-Spanish) and Lusitanic (also known as Judaeo-Portuguese). While Franklin easily understood Bathsheba when she spoke Spanish, she often had trouble understanding Franklin when he spoke Portuguese, this is stemmed from the fact that Portuguese speakers can understand Spanish better than vice versa is because their language contains all the sounds and vowels along with additional sounds that do not exist in Spanish, particularly the very difficult "ão" sound. So as a compromise, they spoke Portunhol (a simplified mixture of Spanish and Portuguese) around each other so they can have a better comprehension of what they are saying. In his childhood, Jack was raised agnostic and secular. Jack also had a maddening fascination in sports, particularly football. Jack was educated at Polaris Expeditionary Learning School with his nonbiological brothers. Jack often participated in sports activities. Jack was a straight A student, an excellent athlete, and played the piano for the chorus and was president of the choir counsel. As a result, Jack was a very popular high school student and was admired by many girls. While at school, Jack had a part-time job at a Pizza Hut. Following his graduation from Polaris, Jack enrolled at Colorado School of Mines. In his sophomore year at Mines, Jack began dating a eighteen year old high school graduate named Gwen Schmidt, whom he would later end up marrying. Gwen was of the Roman Catholic faith, and before marrying her, and after being raised agnostic his whole life, Jack converted to her faith. Jack graduated from Colorado School of Mines with a degree in Petroleum Engineering. Shortly after this, Jack became a member of the Denver Broncos. Jack and Gwen later conceived a baby named Scott. Despite his happy relationship with his wife, he has had an affair with a promiscuous woman named Liane Cartman, having intercourse with her on two separate occasions. The first time they had an affair it was about 3-4 years before the Drunken Barn Dance, which gained them both a daughter. However, Liane let Cartman's sister live with a family member about three months prior to the events of Cartman Gets an Anal Probe. The second time was at the Drunken Barn Dance when Liane had sex with Jack and she was pregnant the next day. It is unknown if Jack knew about the pregnancy. Nine months later Liane gave birth to Eric. Jack was later killed by his own son following his revenge plan against Scott.

In her childhood, Jackie greatly idolized her paternal grandfather Thomas Marsh (born Thomas Pantano), who was a gifted surgeon. Thomas was of half Afro-Cuban, one-quarter Chickasaw Indian, one-quarter Taíno, and one-sixteenth Angolan descent. She also looked up to her grandmother, Angela Marsh (née Glückman), who was a well-known respected philanthropist and pharmacist. Angela was Jewish. She was of half Thessalonian, one-quarter French, and one-quarter Russian Jewish ancestry. Marvin's spoken languages at home when he was a child was Spanish, French, and Russian and thus taught his kids the languages. Marvin ran several dress-manufacturing businesses following his retirement from the steel mill. Jackie was a shy child and received decent grades in school. Jackie was quite socially awkward and did not have many friends. She spent most of her time with her sister Sarah. Just before her freshman year of high school, Marvin decided to remove Jackie and Sarah from the public school system. Jackie attended Mullen High School in the nearby town of Denver. Jackie took part in the drama and music club. While in school, Jackie had a part-time job as a daycare assistant. Following her graduation from high school, Jackie moved to New York City to attend Barnard College. Jackie then earned a sociology degree from Barnard College and later enrolled at Johns Hopkins University's School of Nursing in Baltimore, Maryland. She thrived in all of her studies and was valedictorian of her class, and elected student body president. She graduated with top honors and received a masters' degree in nursing. After earning her diploma, Jackie returned to South Park and got a job as a nurse practitioner at Hell's Pass Hospital. A few months later, Jackie was a attending a Christmas party at the hospital when she met a man named Todd, who was of Chinese Brazilian descent. Todd looked rather frantic and hysterical. Jackie asked what was wrong and Todd pulled her to the side and revealed the reason why he was behaving so strangely. He revealed that he was on the run from street gangs. When Todd was living in São Paulo, he had a confrontation with a street gang that threatened to kill him. Todd would give them money out of fear whenever they asked, and they would frequently beat him up if he made mistakes, and even at one point forced him to become a member. They forced him to do horrible things like breaking and entering, armed robbery, arson, company espionage, etc. Todd left the gang but his former co-workers would not allow that, and they threatened to kill him if they ever saw him again and would follow him if they wanted too. To ensure that the gang members would never find him, Todd fled to the United States, adopted a new surname, and got surgery to un-slant his eyes so he could look more like that of a caucasian. He also revealed that he had recently transferred to Hell's Pass in his job as a neurosurgeon. Jackie told him there was nothing to worry about and gave him a hugged him to calm him down. Jackie then gave Todd her phone number and thus they remained friends. After several months of seeing each other, Jackie and Todd officially started dating. A couple years later Jackie informed Todd that she was pregnant. After a couple years of courtship, and not wanting his future son or daughter to be a bastard child, Todd proposed to Jackie, and she said yes. On Thanksgiving Day, they married at South Park Church. They both picked up even more overtime to provide for a family and moved in together. On July 31, Jackie gave birth to fraternal twins, Kevin and Esther. Kevin is a huge Sci-Fi fan with immense obsessions with Star Wars and Star Trek. Esther suffers from schizotypal personality disorder and possess a narcissistic tongue. Kevin and Esther are polyglots, they speak fluent English, Spanish, Portuguese, French, Russian, and Mandarin. They can also understand Italian, albeit, if spoken slowly. While Jackie originally had black hair and wore a blue shirt and pink pants that beared a closer resemblance to her daughter, she now wears a light purple sweater, a black skirt, and has dyed her hair brown. Todd had also dyed his hair brown, mostly in desire of change.

While in high school, Sarah met a teenager named Ryan Valmer, after being assigned as lab partners. Ryan was two grades older than Sarah. Becoming good friends, Sarah and Ryan would often hang out together, like see movies, go to concerts together, and occasionally meet up after school for dinner or to study. Both Ryan and Sarah openly mocked and teased disabled kids, something that they regretted later in life. After about a year of spending time together, Ryan soon developed romantic feelings for Sarah, but Sarah unfortunately was for the most part oblivious to his feelings and thereof did not reciprocate. Instead, she dated a Argentinian-born Spanish teenager named Glenn Reyes, who Ryan disliked with a passion due to his pompous, magisterial nature, attributed to Ryan's feelings for Sarah. Nevertheless, Ryan saw Glenn as his rival. Despite Ryan's desperate attempts to convince Sarah that Glenn was a self-centered, irresponsible jerk, Sarah ended up marring him shortly after graduation, much to his chagrin. After about two years of their marriage, Sarah soon grew tired of Glenn's laziness and alcoholism, and started to seriously reconsider her decision to marry him. Now feeling guilty about not listening to Ryan's advice, she reached out to him and he was glad that she did so. Sarah and Ryan soon started a relationship behind Glenn's back, and Sarah felt much happier with Ryan than with Glenn. Sarah and Ryan dated for several months when Glenn revealed to Sarah that he was diagnosed with schizotypal personality disorder, and that he would try to quit his abuse towards her and quit drinking frequently. However, Sarah did not take Glenn's revelation seriously and filed for divorce. Glenn, although disappointed by Sarah's decision, agreed. He did however want to have a kid with Sarah before they officially divorced, something that Sarah agreed too. They had sex, but Ryan also wanted to have sex with Sarah around the same time period so they did. A short while after this, Sarah found out that she was conceived with a baby. She then took a ultrasound pregnancy test and found out she was pregnant with twins, one boy and one girl. The babies were early babies, and Sarah gave birth to them eight months later. Sarah named them Jimmy and Valeria (the girl with the short black hair with wavy bangs; she also wears a yellow shirt and green trousers). Sarah then decided, although they were separated, that she had to come clean to Glenn and revealed to him that she was having an affair with someone else behind his back, she also revealed to him that she had intercourse with someone else around the same time period. Though Glenn was angered by these events, he soon asked Sarah to bring Ryan over so they can do a paternity test to find out who's the father of each baby. The test revealed that Ryan was the father of Jimmy and Glenn was the father of Valeria, making them bi-paternal twins, which is also a rare instance of Superfecundation. Sarah became pregnant when she slept with her soon-to-be ex-husband Glenn and new boyfriend Ryan within 48 hours. Glenn, wanting nothing to do with Sarah after she cheated on him, refused to help raise Valeria nor give her child support, and simply left. Valeria lived with Sarah for three years, until Sarah decided to let Valeria live with her sister Maggie due to fiscal reasons. After several years of dating, Sarah and Ryan finally got married. After the wedding, although despite Sarah being raised, baptized, and confirmed as a Roman Catholic, she converted to Protestantism at her husband's request. However, Sarah would often feel neglected because Ryan always seemed to be busy. Noticing that Sarah was unhappy having with him having two jobs, he quit his job as a carpenter and just retained his role as a Chief Firefighter.

Following her parents divorce, Maggie stayed with her mother Isabella and moved to Red Bluff, California. When Maggie was seven, her mother got remarried with Charles Gehlhausen, a San Francisco native of Irish and German descent. The marriage gained Maggie four half-siblings Fynn (Mr. Mackey's neighbor), Cillian (the cab driver from Erection Day), Clara (the woman from Goobacks who Cartman proposed $8,000 to shovel the snow off her driveway), and Elise. Maggie attended Metteer Elementary school until fifth grade. Isabella and Maggie later moved nearly eight hours south to Santa Monica. While there, Maggie attended Santa Monica High School. In her freshman year, Maggie began dating a Canadian-born Haitian teenager named François Knitts, whom she had already known from her previous years at Metteer Elementary. François lived with his family in Montreal for the first ten years of his life before emigrating to the United States and anglicizing their last names from Tricots to Knitts. Due to being from Montreal, François speaks fluent French as well as reading and writing in it. He also spoke English and Haitian Creole, due to his heritage. Sometime in November, and mere months of being in a relationship, Maggie had become pregnant. Pregnant female students were not allowed at the high school, but fortunately she managed to conceal her pregnancy. In between her freshman and sophomore years, Maggie gave birth to Janson and Johnson on August 29th, about a week prior to going back to school. Maggie and François took turns taking care of Janson and Johnson, and they would occasionally ask their parents to take care of them. Following her high school graduation, Maggie enrolled at University of Southern California after she was accepted by the said university. François attended Stanford University, but despite attending different universities, they continued their relationship. While in their junior year, Maggie and François conceived yet another baby, and Victor was prematurely born seven months later. Maggie graduated from the university with a degree in art history. Coincidentally, François graduated on the same day with a degree in computer science and mathematics. Shortly after their graduations, Maggie and François moved with Janson, Johnson, and Victor to South Park. Their parents relocated to South Park as well. A couple of years later, Maggie gave birth to Annie, and got a job as an insurance saleswoman. Eight years after Annie's birth, François was diagnosed with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), a fatal neurodegenerative disease that results in the death of motor neurons in the brain and spinal cord. One year later, he died in his sleep with the immediate cause of death was heart failure due to the ALS disease. François' body was cremated and his ashes were scattered from a plane into the Caribbean Sea.

Fynn became the father of Bruce, Peyton, Ellie (the bully girl wearing the gray hood), Dave (the boy with the black hair and purple jacket), Jerry (the boy with the black hair and green shirt with a smiley face in the center), and Billy (kindergartner).

Clara became the mother of five kids, Riley, Avery, Dixie (the girl with the strawberry blonde hair braided in two large pigtails), Connor, and Allison.

Elise had three sons named Angel, Henry (the boy with the blonde hair and maroon shirt with a white skull in the center), and Chris (the boy with brown hair shaved in the back, he was also behind Peter Mullen in the battle between in the boys and the girls in "Douche and a Danish") with her husband.

Camila fell in love with a musician named Henry Malkinson, and they had a child named Clark. But like her sister, she fell in love with another man and subsequently broke up with Henry. Camila had three kids with Samuel Stotch, they were named Stephen, Budd, and Bella. Stephen had one son named Butters with his wife Linda, Bella married a man named Matt and gave birth to a daughter named Nelly. Clark later had a son named Scott with a Welsh woman.

At the age of eleven, Mario befriended a girl named Eabha, who was three years older than him. Two years later, much to his surprise, Eabha informed Mario that she was pregnant and he was the father. When Mario turned fourteen, their child Ethan was born. When Mario was eighteen, Eabha gave birth to twins, Elijah and Lucas. About a year later, Eahba and Mario broke up. Mario would marry three other women. On August 8, when Mario was twenty, he married a woman named Carly and she gave birth to their daughter less than a year later, they named her Catarina. They later had six other kids Alphonse, Eliza, Mitchell, Anais, Jeff, and Richard. The marriage ended with divorce several years later. Mario then married a Swedish-American woman and they had six kids, Mark, Blaire (the townswoman who said "Oh Jesus Save Us" in "Season Finale"), Ella, Sandra, Alberto, and Matthew. Mario's third and final marriage was with a woman named Lauryn Black, who was of African-British descent. She later gave birth to their son, Steve. Mario was away on a business trip at the time of Steve's birth, so Lauryn put down Black (her surname), on Steve's birth certificate. They later separated and divorced three years after Steve's birth, whereupon Lauryn was granted sole custody of their son. Ethan married a woman considerably younger than him, and she gave birth to their son Nate. Elijah was a sperm donor and sold his sperm to an unknown woman. The woman's name is Leslie. The In vitro fertilisation was a success, and Leslie was impregnated, she later gave birth to Porsche and Mercedes. Lucas became the father of a boy named Carter (the sixth grader with the orange coat), with his wife. Alphonse converted to Buddhism and changed his surname for his stepfather, James Mephesto, when he wanted to enlist at the South Park Genetic Engineering Ranch. He then became the father of a boy named Terrance, and later adopted a boy named Kevin. Eliza, Mitchell, and Richard did not have kids. Eliza did marry a man named Mr. Farnickle. Anais married a man named Ben Garrison, and she then gave birth to their son Herbert, who later became president of the United States. Jeff's last name is "Corrigan", which was a mistake by an attending physician. Mark became the father of a son named Bertie. Blaire gave birth to two sons, Johnny and Andre with her boyfriend. Ella gave birth to a son named Bobby (the boy who appeared on Kyle's friends on Facebook in "You Have 0 Friends"). Matthew married a woman named Lana and she gave birth to two sons as well, their names are Matty and Calvin. Sandra met and dated a man named Ernest Henderson. Sandra became pregnant and they were married on the Hawaiian island of Maui on Valentine's Day, Sandra was two months pregnant during this time. Their son Owen (the boy from "Ginger Kids" who said "It's a little Ginger girl") was born six months later. Sandra later gave birth to Sireda (the girl with the lime shirt and red hair braided in pigtails). Alberto married a woman Anna and she gave birth to their daughter Grace (the girl with the dark red shirt with a heart in the center, she is the one who lifted Tammy in "Board Girls"). Anna later gave birth to Evelyn (the girl with the blue shirt and brown hair in pigtails) and Layla (the girl with the dark green jacket and blond hair in pigtails) a year later. Steve met a woman named Linda, who was of Afro-Puerto Rican descent. They later got married and had a son named Token.

Leonardo married a Guatemalan woman named Nadine, and they had a two sons named Enrique and Lorenzo and a daughter named Lori. Enrique married a Mexican woman and together they had a son named David. Lorenzo was the only child who was not born in the United States. He was born in Mexico. He then wanted to stay with his maternal grandparents in Guatemala. He then attended a boarding school in Mexico and fell in love with a girl named Edna, they soon started a relationship. After several years of their relationship, they illegally immigrated to the United States. Edna soon got pregnant and gave birth to their son, they named him Alejandro. When officials found out that Lorenzo and Edna are illegal immigrants, they were deported, leaving Alejandro an orphan, and thus he was held by the ICE. He was soon adopted by the White Family following the death of their son, Jason White, but Alejandro grew to dislike his adoptive family. Lori married a man from Peru and they had a daughter named Maria.

Rosa married a Chinese Filipino named Dimitri Nelson who was of Chinese, Japanese, and English descent. Rosa gave birth to their five kids, Judith, Vladimir, Mel, Edward, and Susan (the woman from "Time to Get Cereal". Judith got pregnant from an unknown father and gave birth to a set of twins Liza and Charles. Vladimir married a Czech woman named Crystal and she gave birth to their daughter, her name is Allie. Mel married a Korean-American woman named Hana Chon, and they had two sons Harley (the boy with the black mohawk and green jacket; he was standing next to Scott Malkinson in "Douche and a Danish") and Hiroki (the Asian boy with the two red striped shirt and blue pants; he was on the left side of Clyde in the battle between the boys and the girls) Edward married a Mestizo Venezuelan named Carmen. Together they had twins, Tammy and Beth. Susan had two kids named Grayson and Hazel.

Luisa married a Scotch-Irish man named Connor Anderson. They had seven kids together, they were named Logan, Jacob, Parker, Lisa, Violet, Madison, and Janelly. Logan married an Italian American named Rose. Logan and Rose then went on to have three kids together, Emily, Filmore, and Quaid. Jacob married a German woman named Hannah. They had one daughter, her name is Ashley. When Ashley was two, Hannah passed away of breast cancer. Jacob was depressed for a long time until he met a woman named Grey. They fell in love and soon got married, and a year later Grey gave birth to Sally. Grey's surname was Bands, and since Jacob was not present during Sally's birth, she put down Bands for Sally's last name. They had another child named Caleb (the little boy who was sitting next to Ashley in "Cock Magic"). Parker had three kids, Julian (the boy with black hair and dark blue jacket with two pockets), Nora (the girl with the brown hair wearing a navy blue jacket with two pockets on it), and Taylor (the boy sitting in front of Esther in "Member Berries"). Lisa married a Mulatto man named Julius Charpentier. Julius is of DR Congolese heritage from his mother and French heritage from his father. They went on to have three kids together they were named Brimmy, Graciana (the girl with the short blonde hair, and wears a navy blue jacket and a black skirt), and Katie. Violet married a man named Jackson and they have four daughters Meagan, Lola, Megan (one of the members in Butters' kissing company) and Jenny (Kindergartner). Madison had two sons, Lincoln (the boy sitting next to Kyle in "Douche and a Danish") and Isaac (the boy sitting behind Nelly in "Member Berries"). Janelly married a Swiss man named Terrance and they had three kids, Stephanie (the girl with the brown hair and pink coat, the person Leslie was always talking to at school assemblies during season 19), Lance (the Kevin Stoley look-alike but with brown hair), and Jenny.

Rosita married a British man name Noah Stevens and they had two kids, George and Aubrey. George later got married with name Sydney, and they named their daughter Bebe. Aubrey also got married and had two kids Hayden (the boy with the blue shirt and long brown hair; he was sitting directly one step above Lola in "Member Berries") and Hannah.

Berto married an Irish woman named Christina, and they had four sons, Avis, Paul, Anthony, and Michael. Michael married a woman named Carrie and they had a two daughters Sally and Annie. The marriage also earned Michael a stepson, Stephen Tamill who was born from Carrie's previous marriage. Michael and Carrie later had another child named Agnes (the girl who appeared in a commercial in "Stop Touching Me Elmo" from "Black Friday", the one with the short, curly, dark brown hair and cyan shirt with a pink heart in the center). Avis married a Scottish woman named Aileen, and they had two daughters together, Isla and Kal. Paul married a woman named Kyla and they have one daughter named Theresa. Anthony married a woman named Sandy and and had one son with her, they named him Adrian (the boy with the curly black hair, red shirt, blue pants, brown shoes, and dark blue gloves, who's eyebrows look different from other children). Anthony also had an affair with another woman and she gave birth to their daughter Chloe (the girl with the black hair braided in a bun and wears a aquamarine shirt and green pants).

Cynthia married an Irish man named Padraig Donovan and had three kids named Roger, Ariel, and Everly (the woman with the purple shirt and light cinnamon-like skirt). Roger went on and married a Dutch woman and had two kids with her, Caroline and Clyde. Ariel had two kids Jessie and Morgan (the boy with the red shirt and shiny brown hair).

Carolina met a man named Peter Tweak, and their shared talent in music and dancing sparked a romance. They fell in love, married and had a son named Richard. Richard then married Margaret Tweak and then had a son named Tweek.

Hugo was an incestual, he had intercourse with his paternal first cousin, and got her pregnant. Lina gave birth to a single daughter named Helen, but due to the sexual contact among relatives who are closely related, there was a birth defect, and Helen was both mentally and physically handicapped. Helen married a fellow handicapped person named Richard and had gave birth to their child Timmy.

Arnold and Nicole became best friends in middle school, a friendship that would last into adolescence and college. After many years of close contact, both Arnold and Nicole convinced each other that they wanted to be more than just friends. The two entered a relationship during their senior year of college. Two weeks after their college graduation, Nicole announced to Arnold that she was pregnant. Shocked but ecstatic, Arnold began to pickup extra overtime to gain enough money to support a family. Nine months later, Nicole gave birth to her first child Olivia. After the birth of their first child, Arnold and Nicole soon married. Years following the marriage Nicole gave birth to more children, their names were Ella, Tobias, Harriet, and Amelia. Olivia married an English-American man named Harry Pirrip, and had two kids with him. The first was Joe and the second was Phillip, nicknamed "Pip". Ella had a love child named Kelly with one of her former lovers, but like her cousin Maggie, she wanted her daughter to have her father's last name. Harriet married a Scandinavian man named James Biggle. They had a daughter named Henrietta and later adopted Bradley. Tobias had an affair with a woman named Alivia Smith, and got her pregnant (albeit unknowingly). That being said, Tobias had no knowledge that Alivia had given birth to a boy named Firkle. Amelia married a Cult of Cthulhu member, Eugene Thelman. They had a child name Pete.

Wanda married an engineer named Moe Allen. They had several kids together. Their names are Nicolas, Augustin, Sean, Mary, and Alex. Before Wanda married Moe, she secretly was juggling two relationships at the same time, but officially broke up when Wanda married Moe. She had a love child named Ronald. Ronald had an affair and gained a son named Fosse. Nicholas has one son Bill. Augustin married a Russian woman and she gave birth to their child Dog Poo. Sean also has one son named Michael. Mary married a man named Robert White and they had two kids together. Their names are Jason and Crystal. Alex married a woman named Penny and they had four kids together. Their names are Kelly, Stacy, Bartles, and Lannie.

Melissa married an Irish man named Ronan Mullen. The marriage gained them two sons, Liam and Dermont. Liam married a French-American woman named Eloise and had one son, his name is Peter. Dermont did not marry but still had two kids with his girlfriend Josephine. Their names are Douglas and Madelyn (the girl with the long brown hair and purple shirt).

Trivia

 * There are a few instances of double cousins in this family tree:
 * Cartman and Stan are actually double first cousins, and they are genetically equivalent to half-brothers. Liane and Sharon are sisters, unbeknownst to them. Liane and Sharon were born in Germany to Harold and Mabel (née Kimble) Cartman. Shortly after Liane's birth, Mabel and Harold divorced, after Mabel found out Harold was have an affair with another woman. Mabel took custody of Sharon and Gwen (Scott Tenorman's mother; so therefore Cartman and Scott would share almost the same amount of DNA a full sibling shares) and immigrated to the United States, while Harold kept custody of Howard, Fat Bob, Uncle Stinky, and Liane. Following Liane's graduation from Lycée Saint-Louis-de-Gonzague, the family immigrated to the United States. Mabel and Harold latter rekindled their relationship and remarried years later. However, the reason Liane and Sharon are unaware that they are sisters is because Sharon did not have a good relationship with their mother and thus cut communications with her, and so she was unaware that their parents remarried.
 * The reason Sharon was estranged from her mother was because of her parenting. Mabel had very high expectations for Sharon and forced her to participate in nearly all extracurricular activities. Mabel was a stern disciplinarian who was very ill-tempered. She would cane, slap, yank Sharon's ear, and even beat Sharon with a broom or umbrella for innocent mistakes, like forgetting a chore, neglecting to get groceries, and even when Sharon got a B on her report card. Mabel was also very overbearing, impulsive, and a control freak. One time, when Sharon was five, while she was playing volleyball with her friends, Sharon accidentally threw the ball into a window, and as a result she would be put on house arrest until she went off to college, the only thing she could do was read a book until bedtime. Sharon always being isolated from others during her childhood made her somewhat of an introvert. Sharon also believed that her mother played favorites, as she was not nearly as hard on Gwen as she was with Sharon. It was then when Sharon decided that when she became a legal adult she would want as little to do with her mother as possible. When Sharon began dating Randy Marsh, Mabel vehemently disapproved of their relationship, and would openly mock and insult Randy. Sharon was tired of all the meddling and stopped talking to her mother. As a result, Mabel was not invited to Sharon's wedding. Sharon probably saw Mabel about four or five times before the marriage. When Shelly was born, Sharon decided to give Mabel a second chance, giving her the benefit of the doubt that she may have changed. Unfortunately, Mabel had not changed a began scolding Sharon for even marrying a "dingbat" like Randy, and also called Shelly "a mistake". Sharon was furious by her words and cursed her mother out of her house. That was the last she ever saw of her mother.
 * Since Victoria and Elena are twins, that would also make Kyle and Kenny double cousins, although they do not share the same amount of chromosomes Cartman and Stan allotment.
 * Cartman, Stan, and Kyle all share the same eight great-grandparents Adsila Corbeau and Chayton Mukwooru, which makes them both third cousins and ninth cousins.
 * Harold worked as an accountant in Paris, France and also lived in Wallonia in his childhood, and consequently spoke French fluently. Liane also attended a French high school where she learned how to read and write French. This explains how Cartman speaks French vividly.
 * Cartman's step-grandmother, Socorro Fernández, was of Spanish descent. Socorro taught her step-kids the language and Cartman learned a considerable amount of Spanish when he visited her when he was little. Cartman also had a Peruvian nanny who taught him how to read and write Spanish. This elucidates how Cartman is fluent in Spanish.