Vanquish of the Night/Quotes

Start of Match

 * "No Facebook, No Netflix... Damn! Just great!" - Spawning
 * "San Fran's quite lively sometimes, nah?" - Spawning
 * "This feels like The Walking Dead!" - Spawning

Weapons

 * "FN FAL? I kind of like this!" - Buying FN FAL from wall buy
 * "The Kar98k, a ancient relic from the Eastern Front of WW2.. Why should I buy it anyway?" Buying Kar98k from wall
 * "This prototype never got to come to fruition... Mmm, Prototype..." - Buying G11 from wall
 * "Revolver? I'll take this partner!" - Buying Taurus Raging Bull
 * "If the MG42 was Hitler's Buzzsaw, then this Goebbels's Blade" - Buying STG-44 from the wall
 * "AK-47, seen this a lot in many movies" - Buying AK-47 from the wall
 * "These assault rifles are everywhere. Perhaps I've got Special Forces quality skill in my DNA?" - Buying Assault Rifle from the box
 * "Swerve & Lean" - Buying an SMG from the box
 * "Ain't this your favorite, Truck? Interested in making a deal?" - Buying a LMG from the box
 * "Won't get to know what hit them.... Hehe" - Buying a Sniper Rifle from box
 * "I like the Assault Rifles, but i love to put some holes in their abdomens... Mmmm, abdomens" - Buying a Shotgun from the box
 * "Boring... Where's the epic stuff and everything else?" - Buying a Handgun from the box
 * "And... Ugh, what makes you special?" - Buying a Machine Pistol from the box
 * "Back in to the Future With You!" - Buying a Ray Gun (Reference to 1985's Back to the Future)

Power Ups

 * "Full Power, Maximum Capacity!" - Max Ammo
 * "Why that was... weird. Really, just weird" - Nuke
 * "Double the Killing Machine!" - Double Points
 * "To Hurt is Human... To Kill is Divine!" - Insta-Kill
 * "This rebuilds barriers..... Nice try, i'm STILL not buying" - Carpenter
 * "Black Friday, for zombies!" - Fire Sale
 * "How would Truck put this? Oh yeah! (Mimicking Truck's Voice) Gatlin' Gun!" - Death Machine

Perks

 * "Good lord, it smells like.. Like, blood!" - Quick Revive
 * "So what does this do? Make me a.... Rabbit? On the taste, through, this is like Tab" - Speed Cola
 * "(*Gulps, then vomits*) Christ's sake, I've never vomited... But this tastes like aluminum or something.." - Double Tap Root Beer
 * "To repair barriers faster, I guess?" - Carpenter Cola
 * "Hey!... I like this! Thanks Mule Kick! I like the taste too... Mmm, Kit Kats" - Mule Kick
 * "That's too much sugar on this.. Perhaps they make candy, too?" - Juggernog
 * "Why i'll remember you, Stamin-Up, that citrus taste... So nice" - Stamin Up

Zombies

 * "So your not learning your lesson, I guess?" - Killing a zombie
 * "There's too many!!" - Surrounded
 * "Cut the formalities, bloodsuckers, I want my prize! Now you gimme your heads, idiots" - Large group of zombies killed
 * "Gyah! That's so unlady like!" - Knifing a zombie
 * "And you my friend, were quickspcoped!" - Headshot
 * "Shit, spewing-shit guy right there" - Upon spotting a Spitter

Other

 * “At least their not the 'Atlas ones'. Or Jean-Claude Van Damme.”
 * ―When any other player is surrounded by cyborgs (Reference to the Atlas Corporation from "Exo Zombies" and the Van Damme film "Cyborg".)


 * “Need any help there, partner?”
 * ―When Trigger is surrounded


 * “Well she wants to be the queen...”
 * ―When Sergeant is surrounded (Reference to the song "Meet Virginia" by Train)


 * “No! Not Computer Boy! Seriously, what's your name, son?”
 * ―When Lv Bu is surrounded


 * “Nap time for the cowboy.”
 * ―Downed


 * “C'mon guys! You can't lose your best shot!”
 * ―Downed


 * “Even the infamous Caleb got shot down once in awhile.”
 * ―Revived (Reference to Caleb, the character from the game "Blood")


 * “Lee Van Cleef frowns upon me.”
 * ―Revived


 * “The dinner triangle will ring by the time this is ready.”
 * ―Pack-A-Punching a weapon


 * “I think Rebus knows a little more than he points out.”
 * ―Pack-A-Punching a weapon


 * “And dance by the light of the moon...”
 * ―Pack-A-Punching a weapon (Reference to the song "Buffalo Gals")


 * “Now is this what they call a 'gat'?”
 * ―After Pack-A-Punch


 * “Need to make a supply run to Oregon real soon.”
 * ―Running out of ammo (Reference to "The Oregon Trail")


 * “Blank cartridges. Blank barrel. Blank face.”
 * ―Out of ammo


 * “So that is what that giant coal mine drill does?”
 * ―After completing the "Diggin' For Jugg" minor easter egg

Start of Match

 * “Man, I knew you guys should of let me fly! This wouldn't of happened if I did!”
 * ―Spawning


 * “Yo, I have a feeling we crash landed in the right spot...at the wrong time, though.”
 * ―Spawning


 * “Now calm down guys. I know it looks bad. But at least we get to kill more 'cyber-freaks' again! WOO-HOO!”
 * ―Spawning

Weapons

 * “Now this is some old school shit right here!”
 * ―Buying a Marlin 1894


 * “The past meets the present AND the future!”
 * ―Buying a MX Garand


 * “I'm gonna bust a few sweet caps in this mother!”
 * ―Buying a FA1911


 * “This is my shotty, ya'll!”
 * ―Buying a CSG-12


 * “Gonna run up on all these motherfuckin' borgs!”
 * ―Buying a HG 40


 * “I guess today isn't a good day.”
 * ―Buying an AKSU-74 (Reference to "Today Was A Good Day" by Ice Cube)


 * “Time for a little A & R!”
 * ―Buying an Assault Rifle from the Mystery Box


 * “Just like what we used back in the streets.”
 * ―Buying a SMG from the Mystery Box


 * “Hell yeah, brotha! Gonna be shreddin' with the slugs!”
 * ―Buying a LMG from the Mystery Box


 * “Now this is not a gun that I'm down with. Ugh.”
 * ―Buying a Sniper Rifle from the Mystery Box


 * “Got my blaster now! Let's rumble!”
 * ―Buying a Shotgun from the Mystery Box


 * “Two guns at once? Let's roll, baby!”
 * ―Buying a Freedom from the Mystery Box


 * “Just me posing with my Deagle.”
 * ―Buying a Desert Eagle from the Mystery Box


 * “Hey revolver, do cyborgs make good fathers? Nah...”
 * ―Buying a Raging Bull from the Mystery Box (Reference to "Revolver" by Rage Against The Machine)


 * “Gonna pull a fast one on ya now.”
 * ―Buying a Machine Pistol from the Mystery Box


 * “Bout to start blastin' some shit!”
 * ―Buying a Rocket Launcher from the Mystery Box


 * “Man, I'm gonna take 'em all to space now, man!”
 * ―Buying a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box


 * “Once I find out how to use this, I'm gonna be rollin'! Ha-ha!”
 * ―Buying a Soulhacker from the Mystery Box


 * “We meet again, homie!”
 * ―Buying a Fire Trap from the Mystery Box

Power Ups

 * “All filled up!”
 * ―Max Ammo


 * “Whoa! Still not used to that yet.”
 * ―Nuke


 * “I guess we actually are getting paid for this.”
 * ―Double Points


 * “Time to get the blades out!”
 * ―Insta Kill


 * “Are you sure these boards will keep 'em out this time?”
 * ―Carpenter


 * “Man, this is bull! How the hell do you sell fire?”
 * ―Firesale


 * “Big gun rollin' in!”
 * ―Death Machine

Perks

 * “Man, I don't even know why I drank this pisswater!”
 * ―Buying Quick Revive


 * “Gotta get that speed! No, not that kind of speed!”
 * ―Buying Speed Cola


 * “Someone must of spit their chew in this damn thing.”
 * ―Buying Double Tap Root Beer


 * “Gah, someone sharpened their pencil in this shit!”
 * ―Buying Carpenter Cola


 * “Strawberry? Tangerine? Vodka? What exactly is this supposed to be?”
 * ―Buying Mule Kick


 * “Sweet! And strong! The way I like it!”
 * ―Buying Juggernog


 * “Hey, cybies! Wanna have a foot race? Ha-ha!”
 * ―Buying Stamin' Up

Other

 * “It ain't yo time yet! Keep moving!”
 * ―When any other player is surrounded


 * “Yo, we need to help Cowboy fast!”
 * ―When Cowboy is surrounded


 * “C'mon girl! You got this!”
 * ―When Sergeant is surrounded


 * “I bet in high school Reboot (Lv Bu) was less likely to succeed.”
 * ―When Lv Bu is surrounded


 * “Man, this don't take but about five seconds!”
 * ―While Pack-A-Punching


 * “C'mon! We need to get back to the blastin'!”
 * ―While Pack-A-Punching


 * “Sergeant's more badass than the word badass itself.”
 * ―While Pack-A-Punching


 * “WOO-HOO! This is amazing as fuck!”
 * ―After Pack-A-Punching


 * “Getting low!”
 * ―Running out of ammo


 * “Man, all I got is this knife! It's still good, though!”
 * ―Out of ammo


 * “Is there anything else we should be doing right now?”
 * ―After completing the "Diggin' For Jugg" minor easter egg

Start of Match

 * “Guys...where are we?”
 * ―Spawning


 * “GOD DAMN IT COWBOY! YOU'RE TOBACCO SPIT CLOGGED THE CONTROLS!”
 * ―Spawning


 * “Alright. We've been through this. Let's stay focused and stay alive.”
 * ―Spawning (Reference to a quote from Call Of Duty: Black Ops II multiplayer)

Weapons

 * “I guess it's old school Sunday today.”
 * ―Buying a Marlin 1894


 * “Guns change, but war...war...you get the idea.”
 * ―Buying a MX Garand


 * “Only three rounds at a time? Why did I even get this?”
 * ―Buying a FA1911


 * “I'm gonna bust down doors with this thing. Ha ha!”
 * ―Buying a CSG-12


 * “Money whores. Always remaking classics for money, not honor.”
 * ―Buying a HG 40


 * “A weapon perfect for terroris--. I mean slayin' these fuckborgs.”
 * ―Buying an AKSU-74


 * “Highly recommended for..well, anything!”
 * ―Buying an Assault Rifle


 * “Today is my day, now!”
 * ―Buying an SMG


 * “Prepare to get sprayed! Damn, I hate one-liners.”
 * ―Buying a LMG


 * “Quick. Silent. Deadly.”
 * ―Buying a Sniper Rifle


 * “Tactical, but not practical.”
 * ―Buying a Handgun


 * “There's gonna be a lot a machine parts and bolts lying around when I'm finished.”
 * ―Buying a Shotgun


 * “Meh.”
 * ―Buying a Machine Pistol


 * “Ha-ha! I'm gonna turn this underground lab into a bloody fucking war zone!”
 * ―Buying a Rocket Launcher


 * “There is something peculiar about this weapon. Hmm... ”
 * ―Buying a Fate, Freedom, or Storm PSR


 * “This is no game, box. Why do I have something from a game then?”
 * ―Buying a Ray Gun


 * “What the fuck is this?”
 * ―Buying a Soul Hacker (Reference to Full Metal Jacket)


 * “I believe we met.”
 * ―Buying a Shrink Trap

Perks

 * “Ugh! I've had expired rations better than this shit!”
 * ―Buying a Quick Revive


 * “Anybody got a glass of milk? This is too spicy!”
 * ―Buying a Speed Cola


 * “I can fire fast on my own thank you very much.”
 * ―Buying a Double Tap Root Beer


 * “I don't understand why you boys hate this pop so much. It's better than chocolate.”
 * ―Buying a Carpenter Soda


 * “It's a new flavor every time I drink this. Now it's...gasoline and milk?”
 * ―Buying a Mule Kick


 * “Body Armor in a drink. Good. Those things are too heavy.”
 * ―Buying a Juggernog


 * “Hyperactivity at it's finest!”
 * ―Buying a Stamin' Up

Other

 * “Send in reinforcements! We need back up fast!”
 * ―When any other player is surrounded


 * “Back off from my buddy, fuckborgs!”
 * ―When Trigger is surrounded


 * “Cowdick is surrounded! Let's celebrate!”
 * ―When Cowboy is surrounded


 * “Leave him alone! He knows the answers! I hope.”
 * ―When Lv Bu is surrounded


 * “Damn it! Y2K! Y2K!”
 * ―Downed (Reference to the Y2K glitch)


 * “Woman down!”
 * ―Downed


 * “What a crazy dream! Wait, I'm still dreaming?”
 * ―Revived


 * “I sleep with my eyes open like Major Payne.”
 * ―Revived (Reference to the film Major Payne)


 * “I have the most patience out of anybody here. NOW HURRY!”
 * ―While Pack-A-Punching


 * “I'm still waiting. I'm still waiting.”
 * ―While Pack-A-Punching (Reference to "Waiting" by Ministry)


 * “I admire Trigger's confidence. He's probably the only one I trust now.”
 * ―While Pack-A-Punching


 * “Let's have a little bit of fun, shall we?”
 * ―After Pack-A-Punching


 * “We need a 4 kill streak Care Package ASAP!”
 * ―Running out of ammo (Reference to Modern Warfare 2)


 * “No. Fucking. Ammo. Fuck.”
 * ―Out of ammo


 * “Sooooo, is that it?”
 * ―After completing the "Diggin' For Jugg" minor easter egg

Start of Match

 * “This place. I know where we are. I-I think.”
 * ―Spawning


 * “Even the helicopters are turning on us.”
 * ―Spawning


 * “Let's find our way out and take 'em out!”
 * ―Spawning

Perks

 * “A very relaxing flavor for the end times.”
 * ―Buying Quick Revive (Reference to YouTuber TheRelaxingEnd)


 * “Not that great to be honest here.”
 * ―Buying Speed Cola


 * “Now all I need is a mini gun and I'm all set!”
 * ―Buying Double Tap Root Beer


 * “Sawdust and black coffee? No thanks!”
 * ―Buying Carpenter Cola


 * “If only I had a third arm so I can actually hold three guns at once while using them.”
 * ―Buying Mule Kick


 * “I get it. They hid it so the developers could troll us.”
 * ―Buying Juggernog


 * “It's aight. But Electric Cherry would have been better really.”
 * ―Buying Stamin' Up

Other

 * “Bob and weave or...shoot!”
 * ―When any other player is surrounded


 * “I think they like your overtly happy attitude, Triggs!”
 * ―When Trigger is surrounded


 * “Come on, Cowboy! You got this in the bag!”
 * ―When Cowboy is surrounded


 * “I think your combat training should pay off here, Sarge!”
 * ―When Sergeant is surrounded


 * “It's the future and yet these things still take forever!”
 * ―While Pack-A-Punching


 * “I hope they don't find out about my affiliations.”
 * ―While Pack-A-Punching


 * “Cowboy must of been a part of CODOL's Time Travel experiments.”
 * ―While Pack-A-Punching


 * “Hello, Baby!”
 * ―After Pack-A-Punching (Reference to "Chantilly Lace" by The Big Bopper)


 * “No! Not now! Not ever!”
 * ―Running out of ammo


 * “Hey, Cowboy! Can I borrow a few slugs?”
 * ―Out of ammo


 * “I guess that's not the 'major' easter egg.”
 * ―After completing the "Diggin' For Jugg" minor easter egg