Daisy-Head Mayzie (Astro Boy's Critic)

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(We fade into Astro Boy at his house. He walks into the kitchen, and pours the cereal of the Cat In The Hat into a bowl, before pouring the milk. Just as he is about to eat his food, then suddenly Daddy Walrus angrily battle cry and Astro Boy looks around at Daddy Walrus come in and rips the movie poster [which it's thinking of movie is scrapped]; the music playing in the background is Grieg's In the Hall of the Mountain King from Peer Gynt Suite.)

Daddy Warlus: Very bad movie! Kill it with a very bad movie!

(Daddy Walrus begins violently ripping the poster with the big hands, yell a battle cry, and start beating the crap out of the poster and throws at offscreen, implied after a couple of seconds; Daddy Walrus at one point breaks down crying and falls to the ground. Jump, the dog and Uran come in and notice him.)

Uran: Ah! Kill it with violence!

(Astro Boy and Uran grab a couple of weapons while Jump, the dog eating pieces of Cat in the Hat cereal, yell a battle cry, and start beating the crap out of Daddy Walrus. After a couple of seconds of beating up Daddy Walrus, we cut to Dr. Elefun finishing an internal examination on the Daddy Walrus as Astro Boy and Uran look on. Daddy Walrus yelps, then whimpers as the doctor pulls his finger out. He then approaches the two.)

Dr. Elefun: Well, you were right to be afraid. (Astro Boy and Uran immediately resume beating up Daddy Walrus.) No, but, not of him. (Astro Boy and Uran stop, with Uran doing one more hit on Daddy Walrus.) You see, Daddy Walrus' brain is actually the head of a hot chicken wing.

Daddy Walrus: What?

Dr. Elefun: Yeah, see for yourself.

(The Cat in the Hat appears. The Cat in the Hat notices Uran and Astro Boy looking at him.)

Cat in the Hat: Do you mind? I'm remodeling! (picking up a daisy flower plant.) This place needs a flower. (walks away)

Uran: Why is the head on the hot chicken wing?

(As Dr. Elefun talks, he points the finger that was just in the daisy flower for the internal examination around, much to Astro Boy and Uran's confusion.)

Dr. Elefun: Well, that's the funny thing about daisy head. You see, it can appear just about anywhere. The garden store and most political flowerbed on the way.

Daddy Walrus: But I always thought my head was more a flower being, the rejection of that movie has been scrapped, cause it's weird and badly, leading to world devoid of happiness, compassion or love.

Dr. Elefun: Nope, it's a place in your head. Haven't you ever read Daisy-Head Mayzie?

Daddy Walrus: Oh, you mean that piece of...? (the hot chicken wing bursts out of Daddy Warlus's head and rolls her eyes up to hot chicken wing, he screams out in horror)

Uran: Wait a minute. Isn't that the movie with the cult following where even the cult following doesn't know why there's a cult following?

Dr. Elefun: Oh, yes. (grabs Uran's face and taps her nose with the finger as she tries to get away from it.) And according to the makers of Scooby-Doo and Charlotte's Web, Mayzie can even exist in place.

Astro Boy: Really?

(Dr. Elefun touches the hand on Astro Boy's shoulder)

Dr. Elefun: Yes, my friend.

Astro Boy: That sounds like really lazy design work.

Cat in the Hat: (off-screen) I'm putting in our TV special.

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Astro Boy: So, maybe if the film has been scrapped instead, but the television program could have been that fascinates people.

Astro Boy (vo): I'm not going to act like I have the answer why, but, at least if you find the flick is dull as I do, there's at least a more cautionary story that goes along with it. I guess on of those is liable to get your attention, but for me, I'd much rather watch what this weirdest imagery was going to be, rather than the snooze fest it became.

Astro Boy: And speaking of which, you thinking of relocating anytime soon?

(Cut to the Cat in the Hat)

Cat in the Hat: Well, the smell is pretty good, even for me. But I just can't go without leaving you some form of weirdest projects.

Astro Boy: You put up in that book! How much more weirdest projects can you give than that?

Cat in the Hat: Well, I have been scouting for the movie has been scrapped. All right, I'll head out, then.

Astro Boy: Whatever.

(Cat in the Hat leaves)

NC: Hey, Uran! Can you look at my film has been scrapped?

Uran: I'm going to be a back-up singer for Tim Curry.

Astro Boy: Just do it!

(Uran rolls her eyes as she looked at the movie has scrapped)

Uran: There's nothing in there but the film has been scrapped.

Astro Boy: Wha...?!

Uran: ...by Reel FX.

Astro Boy: (faints)

THE END

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