SpongeBob's Crossover Misadventure

Plot
Under the sea in Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob is woken up by Gary. When Patrick arrives, they decide to go on another adventure again on the surface with Rube & the same passengers as last time for some reason, because of how great their experience was when they toured it on SpongeBob's birthday. As usual, Rube reads the bus rules, as SpongeBob & Patrick help demonstrate what not to do.

David Hasselhoff has also retreated to the beach, after finding out living in a volcano wasn't a good idea. Then again, he had to endure the same pain he did, like not just getting toppled by Frenchy's sub, but also human Rainbow Dash & Applejack surfing. There was also a cruise, with some random guys searching for their doctor. As they venture, they try evading a beach party, but Patrick is attracted to another Beach Blanket Bean-Go & takes over the bus to get some beans. Luckily, no bean hits the bus.

After many events, such as an intense car chase, 2 men arguing at a building, & a convention, they make their way to Midway Elementary, as Patrick cowers at the sights. The Surface Land tour bus ventures into a classroom where the Girls are, & they eat one of Blossom's cookies. But Buttercup catches on to them, so they escape, but that didn't stop the Girls from hunting them down. The bus ends up in a janitor's room, where Bliss encounters a boy named Logan Logan, an agent sent to hunt Sporde. They notice the bus & after some negotiations, SpongeBob & Patrick agree to help stop Sporde. While Jennifre eats Blossom's cookies, she transforms into a minion of Sporde, who they thought was the real one. While preparing, a robot student (yes, they exist in this school) named Uzi realizes they haven't seen the last of him, as she sees his eggs crawling out of a sink.

Learning this from the security cameras, Downfall Hitler orders his troops to advance their surveillance monitoring to make sure Sporde doesn't ruin the event. Meanwhile, the bus makes its way to the Spring Fling, & bypass food booths like the Trusty Slab, Blossom's cookie stand, a hot cake stand, & one overran by robots. While SpongeBob resisted going anywhere near the Trusty Slab's kitchen area, Patrick manages to evade JimBob as he grabs a cooked patty. Meanwhile, Bliss & Logan try to kiss for the 3rd time, but have better things to attend to. Meanwhile, offscreen, Bubbles was taking out the trash when she noticed Sporde's eggs by the trash area. She gets her sisters & Logan to notice, as the Surface Land tour bus follows them & returns immediately, having a little glimpse of Logan's true colors. They decide to go to Bliss & warn her that Logan is evil.

When the bus returns following Logan, he approaches Bliss with one last surprise, but before he could start, Patrick brings in some saboteurs: he & SpongeBob, an all-black choir, the Minions, the Goofy Scoopers band, the Gambler & his back-up dancers, Patchy the Pirate, & finally the Fazbear crew, all to ensure Logan doesn't go through with his plans. It fails, & not only do the Minions & Fazbears not get a chance to perform as Logan blocks them, but he is also revealed to have been Sporde all along. His transformation was unsuccessfully contained by the Fazbears in an attempt to stop him. Blossom's cookies are also revealed to have an ingredient attracting his kind, & so they attack, along with many other characters, as Donald Glover uses the opportunity to record his sequel to This is America, This is a Crossover. But Sporde starts either spitting goo at them, or getting them tackled by his slugs. Sporde then proceeds to undermine Bliss, also saying that he was the one tracking her due to destroying his nests around the universe.

While this happens, Patrick goes to help Rube. Sporde is just about to kill Bliss when all of a sudden, the Minions, Bumblebee, & Bubble Bass rescue everyone trapped under Sporde's goo. As it turns out, Patrick likewise called them, as he did when he initiated a sabotage on Logan's performance. Bliss is then motivated to regain power & do a shockblast, blowing Sporde's minions away, as well as curing the infected, also blasting his guitar. The uninfected minions are then killed off, & those freed from the goo overwhelm Sporde, defeating him for good. Bliss is hired by the U.P.B., as the Surface Land crew head back to Bikini Bottom. Once SpongeBob & Patrick board off, Old Man Walker is there, so they send him off. X-29488 & Cavey then sing "When Worlds Collide" & Donald Trump sings "Cupid" as the credits roll.

Cast

 * Tom Kenny - SpongeBob, Patchy, JimBob, X-29488, Frenchy, Old Man Walker, PA System
 * Bill Fagerbakke - Patrick (sea & land versions), Cavey
 * Olivia Olson - Bliss
 * Ben Diskin - Sporde
 * Mr. Lawrence - Rube, Charleston, Potty, Plankton
 * Amanda Leighton - Blossom
 * Kristen Li - Bubbles
 * Natalie Palamides - Buttercup, Barry
 * Eisle Lovelock - Uzi
 * Dan Lloyd - Minecraft Villagers
 * Bruno Ganz - Adolf Hitler
 * Michael Kovach - N, Jax
 * Clancy Brown - Mr. Slabs, Mr. Krabs
 * Snoop Dogg - The Gambler
 * Veronica Alicino, Robert Ambrose, Noel Bajandas, Bong Buno, Karen Chuang, Eric Dawkins, Comfort Fedoke, Michael Froton, Yusuf Nasir, Ryan Ramirez, Tom Sheeter, Marie Spieldenner, Larsen Thompson, Jaymz Tuaileva - Zombies
 * SrPelo - Crazy Reporter, Mokey, Momi, Grooby, The Police, Dilan
 * Donald Glover - himself, Cop
 * Peter Cullen - Optimus Prime
 * S.T.A.F.F. Bots - Themselves
 * Gordon Ramsay - Ramsay-bot
 * Eden Sher - Star Butterfly
 * Adam McArthur - Marco Diaz
 * Justus von Dohnanyi - Wilhelm Burgdorf
 * Keith Bartley, Pong Lee, Megan Littler, Deshawn Matthew, Daniella Perkins - Beach Blanket Bean-Go Attendees
 * Rodger Bumpass - Manward, Squidward
 * Christian Redl - Alfred Jodl
 * Hailee Steinfeld - Charlie Watson
 * Roif Kanies - Hans Krebs
 * Dee Bradley Baker - Bubble Bass
 * K. William Scott - Player
 * Andrea Libman - Human Pinkie Pie
 * David Hasselhoff - himself
 * Dominique Fishback - Elena Wallace
 * Steven Williams - Francis
 * Izabella Moner - Izzy
 * Mike Bell - Fisherman
 * Ryan Stewart - Captain, Dr. Doctor, Novisor
 * Josh Duhamel - William Lennox
 * Lewis Black - Riley's Anger
 * Carlos Alazraqui - Bill's Fear
 * Pete Docter - Bill's Anger
 * Anthony Hopkins - Edmund Burton
 * Jim Carter - Cogman
 * Anthony Ramos - Noah
 * Chris McCullough - Foxy
 * Devid Streisow - Fritz Tornow
 * Danny Trejo - El Diablo
 * Ron Perlman - Optimus Primal
 * MuseTrigger - Saxton Hale, Scout
 * Sergio Ristie - King Neptune
 * Sam Marin - Benson
 * Sean Chiplock - Kinger
 * Charles Green Jr. - himself
 * Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager
 * Sirena Irwin - Minnie Mermaid
 * Ashleigh Ball - Human Rainbow Dash, Human Applejack
 * Caitlin Dizon - Lizzy
 * Santiago Cabrera - Santos

Trivia

 * Olivia Olson now voices Bliss in all English-language airings worldwide.