The Crazy Conflict/Transcript

[Firey walks in]

Firey: Oh, *laughs* I didn't see you there. Well, good morning and welcome to Firey's Amazing Talk Show.

Firey: Here's my helper for today. Firey Junior, can you say hi?

Firey Jr: Hi.

Firey: We're here because we are going to interview The Grand Slams!

Firey: See ya!

[intro plays] [shows "Firey's Amazing Talk Show"]

Firey: So, Grand Slams.

Soap: Oh, hi! You must be Firey!

Firey: Yes!

Firey Jr: Hello!

Baseball: Um, why are we here?

Soap, whispering: Because we're being interviewed!

Baseball: Oh, this is why we're here?

Firey Jr: Yes.

Nickel: And who is this?

Firey: Oh, that's our guest, Toilet.

Firey (to Toilet): Welcome, welcome.

Knife: Just in case, Firey, do we have to be sitting down?

Firey: Of course you don't

Soap: So we don't have to--

Firey: No.

Cheesy: So cool!

Firey Jr: Okay?

Microphone: Everybody put yo hands up!

Soap: Uh... Mic?

Microphone: Okay.

Soap: So, Firey, this is the 1st episode.?

Firey: Yes!

Trophy: Well, we will like to be interviewed?

Firey: Ok, let's get onto the interview.

Firey Jr: Soap, you are how old?

Soap: I am 30 years old. I was born on February 24, 1989.

Firey Jr: Balloon, how old are you?

Balloon: I'm actually a kid. I'm 7.

Firey Jr: So, Nickel, how old are you?

Nickel: I was born the day before the 21st century started, so i'm 19.

Firey Jr: So you were born on December 31st of 1999?

Nickel: Yes.

Firey Jr: Ok.

Firey Jr: Baseball, the team captain. How old are you?

Baseball: I'm about to turn 14. I was born on Cinco De Mayo on 2005.

Firey Jr: Great!

Firey Jr: Knife, your age?

Knife: I was born on Halloween on 2000. I'm 18 and a half.

Firey Jr: Ok, Mic?

Mic: I am almost 4. I was born on May 10th, 2015.

Firey Jr: You are a kid?

Mic: Yes!

Firey Jr: Ok, so, Suitcase?

Suitcase: I was born on February 29th on a leap year.

Firey Jr: Which leap year?

Suitcase: 2004.

Firey Jr: So you're 15?

Suitcase: Yes!

Firey Jr: Ok, Trophy?

Trophy: I was born today 15 years ago.

Firey Jr: So you were born on May 1, 2004?

Trophy: Yes.

Firey Jr: Well, happy birthday! You just turned 15.

Trophy: Thanks.

Firey Jr: Box, Dough, Cheesy?

Box: I was born on February 2, 2002.

Firey Jr: So, you're 17?

Box: Yes, Dough?

Dough: I was born on March 16, 1989. 20 days after Soap was born.

Firey Jr: Dough, you're 30?

Dough: Yes.

Cheesy: And I was born on January 1, 2001.

Firey Jr: Cheesy? You're--uh--18?

Cheesy: yes!

Firey Jr: Ok.

Firey: Did you get all of them, Firey Jr?

Firey Jr: Yes! I just figured out that Soap is the oldest of the Grand Slams and Mic is the youngest.

Soap: So, Mic & I are both ends!

Firey: Yes, you, Mic, Baseball, Trophy, and Toilet are all special because (1) Trophy, I know, turned 15, (2) You and Mic are both ends, & (3) Baseball is the team captain!

Firey Jr: Oh, Toilet? Freak, I forgot her!

Toilet: Don't worry, I just turned 29 today.

Firey Jr: Toilet, you were born on May 1, 1990?

Toilet: Yes!

Firey Jr: OK?

Soap: You just made yourself so cool, Troph!

Trophy: Thanks! *gives thumbs up*

Toilet: Soapity-Soap!

Soap: What, Toilet?

Toilet: Knock knock?

Soap: Who's there?

Toilet: Banana!

Soap: Banana who?

Toilet: Banana!

Soap: Banana who?

Toilet: Orange!

Soap: Orange who?

Toilet: Orange you glad I didn't say "Banana"?

Soap: You freak, you just made yourself a pro at knock knock j-

Toilet: JOE MAMA, SOAPITY-SOAP!

Soap: Ok, Toilet, I ge-

Firey Jr: Okay, we'll have to power down for the day!

Grand Slams: Okay! Bye!

Firey Jr: Bye!

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