Lethal Mistakes

Sometimes, I hear that everybody makes mistakes and that kind of offends me a little. Speaking of which, I know one example and those are the dodo birds in the Ice Age franchise by 20th Century Fox.


 * I didn't count these dodo birds
 * But I know at first there seemed to be a lot
 * Some were marching like a military band
 * And some trained their workouts for their plot
 * They call it the "dodo way of life"
 * For the 3 watermelons they failed to protect
 * One had been tossed off a cliff as possible
 * With some dodos jumping off the same place for self-neglect
 * That's one of the lethal mistakes they've ever done

Prima: Oh, my~! I don't like it when they're dumb.

Kimberly Jordan: I know, Prima, my daddy told me the same with his own words.

[Mani Hatsu]
 * There were two watermelons left
 * And the furry heroes wanted something to eat for the baby boy
 * But the remaining dodos tried to get that melon back
 * Oh, these birds are the ones I bet their minds they annoy

[Eleanor Forte]
 * When one bit the mammoth's tail
 * And the melon flung into the air over the pit unleashing smoke
 * Three of them tried so hard to save the melon
 * But they all fell into their deaths which is a fate to provoke

[Mani & Eleanor] And that's another lethal mistake

Prima: That's dreadful. You know, about my dear Tonio...


 * Sometimes he goes too high
 * Up to the uppermost brink of insanity
 * And as a result, his drunkenness led to damages no one likes to see
 * That makes me want to call the doctor who can easily solve this cause
 * I just hope he won't ever be a madman
 * Lethal mistakes are hurtful flaws

Kimberly: OK, back to the dodo birds~