Tournament Doofus/Oh, Cousin?/Transcript

Scene 1: Jerry's Reunion

 * [The episode starts late at night; at a bar, a mouse named Muscles is checking his watch, waiting for his cousin Jerry to arrive. Shrugging, he then chugs down half his jug of beer; then, Jessica Rabbit comes along]
 * Jessica Rabbit: Huh? Oh. Uh. Sorry. Mm. Lemme. Yeah. [walks away]
 * Muscles: Hm? Mm.
 * [Jerry finally arrives]
 * Muscles: [screams in excitement]
 * Jerry: [also screams in excitement, as he hugs Muscles]
 * Muscles: [points at a free jug of beer; Jerry frees Muscles]
 * Jerry: [starts drinking it all]
 * Muscles: [finishes the rest of his]
 * Jerry: [points at three men on a table chugging beer like them]
 * Man #1 and Man #2: Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
 * Man #3: [finishes it, but is interrupted by Muscles laughing maniacally]
 * Man #1: Litle fella's tipsy? I see. Eh.
 * TBA