The Get-Out-of-the-Water! Film

Bill: The Get-Ou---[chuckles] *bleep* The Ge---[chuckles] *bleep* The Get-Out-of-the-Water---[bursts with laughter] *bleep* The Get-Out-of-the-Water! Film

Narrator: It's a lovely day in the country. George and Bill are bored.

George: What can we do?

Bill: I don't know! Hey, I remembered I made a Dive-In Movie with the kiddie pools! So with my pool, we can all do the same thing!

George: Great idea, Bill! Let's tell Allie!

Bill: Good idea, George! Or should I say city kid?!

[Audience laughs, Full House theme song plays]

George: Not funny!

[Cut to Allie's house]

George: [knocks on Allie's door]

Allie: [opens the door] Hello, George!

George: Hi!

Bill: We're doing another Dive-In Film!

Allie: Really? OK! Is it at your pool?

Bill: Yes!

Allie: Then I better put my yellow floaties on!

[10 seconds later]

Allie: OK! Got my floaties on!

Bill: OK! Sweet!

Bill: Let's invite other people!

Allie: OK!

[Later at night]

Bill: OK! Let's play Baby Shark!

Allie: According to Youtube, Baby Shark has 7 Billion views!

Steve: Didn't know that!

[Baby Shark plays for 39 seconds, but a shark came out of the screen!]

George, Allie, Ted, Bill, Steve, Betsy, Carla, Mr. Renkins, Mrs. Renkins, Anna, Danno Wolfe, Doorman, Mrs. Quint, Professor Wiseman, Marco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Ted: OH NO, WE ACCIDENTALLY FORGET TO CHECK IF THERE'S A REAL SHARK IN THAT MOVIE!

Everyone: [SCREAMING AND RUNNING IN CIRCLES AND GETTING EATEN]

Allie: OH GOSH OH GOSH WHAT DO WE DO?!!!!!

Ted: We have to kill him!

Allie: HOW!??!?!?! BUT HOW?!?!

Ted: BY KILLING HIM!

Professor Wiseman: I got a taser gun!

Allie: Everybody hide!

[Everyone hides except for Professor Wiseman]

Shark explodes with goo. Nobody got dirty or gooey except for Professor Wiseman.]

Everyone [expect Steve, Betsy, Anna, Danno Wolfe, Doorman, and Marco because they are legless.]: Professor Wiseman, you saved us all!

Professor Wiseman: Sure, I did! But I'm all gray!

Danno Wolfe: Call an ambulance! PLEASE! I need Emergency Plastic Surgery!

Steve: That is an app!

[Later at 8:00 in the morning after bloody accidents.]

[Some New York habitants are in a announcement with the president and the mayor]

[Ms. Renkins is talking]

Ms. Renkins: That's why we should forbid the Baby Shark movie! Primarily, the shark ate Steve, Betsy, Anna, Danno Wolfe, Doorman, and Marco's legs!

Ted: Secondarily, it was a stupid idea for all of us because we didn't check warning stickers and tertiarily we should have opt to watch a non-violent movie.

Anna: Quaternarily, we should have watched Splash and Bubbles!

Mr. Quint: Quinarily, don't watch a scary movie that's coming to life!

Allie: And "senarily", don't have a shark in your pool!

Theodore Roosevelt: Thanks for your time. And now the Baby Shark movie is officially banned in New York!

Everyone: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!

Bill de Blasio: Thanks for forbidding that movie, when I was a kid, I found that movie dangerous.

Theodore Roosevelt: Don't worry, everything will be fine now!

Steve: THANK YOU!!!

Betsy: WE AREN'T GONNA WATCH THAT MOVIE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Scene cuts to Allie's house, George and Allie are sitting in chairs relaxing]

[The doorbell can be listened]

[Allie opens the door]

Bill: Allie, sorry for picking that movie that came to life.

Allie: It's fine.

Bill: Here, you have a box of chocolate donuts and a flower pot with flowers in it!

Allie: Thanks!

Bill: You're welcome. Bye!

[Allie goes to Mr. Renkins, Mrs. Renkins, and George]

Allie: Bill apologized me and she gave us this box of chocolate donuts and a flower pot with flowers!

Mrs. Renkins: The flower pot is so cute! [grabs the pot and puts it on the table]

Allie: Can we eat some donuts now? Please?

Everyone: Yes!

Allie: Okay!

[George opens the box and everyone grabs 2 donuts each]

[Everyone starts eating the donuts and the camera gets away from the house with motion blur]

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