User blog:Trigger Happy the Gremlin/WWIII 2 as Told by Emoji

Keep in mind that I made an "As Told by Emoji" for the original, too, but that was on another Wiki.

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It = now 3️⃣ 1️⃣2️⃣📆 ↪️ events of WWIII. Resistance has been forced to flee its base in 🇬🇹 ➕ established a 🆕 1️⃣ in Hardangerjøkulen, 🇳🇴. A Battleship = dispatched by Lord Douglas Artur, continuing his quest for Bill Gunther, launching a thousand robots with probes across planet, 1️⃣ of which lands in Hardangerjøkulen ➕ surveys glacier. Gunther, 🔛 patrol astride his 🐎, 🔔 probe, which 👉️👨 mistakes for a comet. ↪️ 📃 to comrade Anthony Took that 👉️👨 will investigate site, Bill = knocked out by a dangerous abominable snowman. When Bill fails to 📃 in at Forty Base, Anthony Took goes out 🔛 his 🐎 to 🔍 for him in an encroaching 🌀. Upon waking 📈, Bill finds himself hanging upside 📉 in a cavern; his 👀 opening to sight of a yeti 🍴 a monk. Using power of Telekinesis, Bill = able to pull his cutlass out of ❄️ ➕ towards himself. ↪️ 👉️👨 ignites it, 👉️👨 ✂️ himself free ➕ ✂️ off attacking yeti's head in ⏳, 🏃 out of grotto ➕ escaping into ❄️ 🌛. Bull makes his way to Forty Base 🔛 👣, but 👉️👨 finds himself lost in winterstorm ➕ collapses in ❄️. Suddenly, 👉️👨 👀 👻 of Benjamin Shish appear ↩️ him. Shish tells Bill to go to a Floridian bog to undergo training under Sober, a grand sensei. ↪️ 👻 fades, Anthony arrives to find Bill passed out, who = mumbling about Shish, Sober ➕ Florida. At this 📍, 🐎 that Anthony was 🎠 🔛 collapses in extreme ❄️. To keep Bill from hypothermia during snowstorm, Anthony uses Bill's scimitar to ✂️ open dead 🐗 ➕ places Bill in it. Anthony then sets about erecting a ⛺ that 👉️👨 ➕ Bill will stay in during 🌛. 👉👥 = forced to stay out during 🌛 as ✈️ KRISTI snowcats that Resistance uses for atmospheric flight had 🚫 yet been adapted for super low temperatures of Hardangerjøkulen 🌛 ➕ = ∴ unable to mount a rescue operation to retrieve duo. next 🌅, ✈️ ✈️ snowcats set out from Forty Base to 🔍 for missing guys. Zev Senesce, 1️⃣ of ✈️ in Smug Group, makes contact with Anthony ⤴️⤵️ comlink ➕ pair = rescued. When 👉👥 = taken 🔙 to base, Bill = put in an ❄️ tank for healing under care of medical sackdoll, B. 👩 Catherine Wilhelm urges Anthony to stay with Resistance, ➕ when Anthony assumes it = ∵ 👉️👩 has feelings for him, Catherine loses her temper ➕ calls him a "snotty, brainless, disgusting shag." Meanwhile, probebot has ☁ signs that indicate Hardangerjøkulen = occupied ➕ sends a signal to Morum fleet, 📏⬇️ ↩️ being 💥 by Took ➕ Chuks. Aboard an aircraft carrier, 😍 Kendal Wayne dismisses ℹ️ as evidence of robbers, nothing more. However, Douglas Artur knows better ➕ orders fleet to Hardangerjøkulen. General Rijeka, realizing Morum = aware of their location, orders evacuation of Forty Base. Douglas Artur ➕ ➕ Morum forces set course for 🇳🇴 to set 📈 attack. Resistance load whatever equipment 👉👥 can onto 🚌 ➕ plan a rear-💂 action to 🔒 their escape. Bill, now recovered from Yeti attack ➕ subsequent exposure, 👄 farewell to Chuks ➕ Took, who 🐀 Resistance to resolve their debt to Kiaan. As Morum forces enter glacier, General Rijeka orders full power to shield that = protecting base from 💣. Aboard battleship, General Maximillian Nordstorm notifies Arthur that 😍 Wayne has emerged too close to glacier. Wayne intended to catch Resistance unaware ↩️ 👉👥 could set 📈 their defenses. However, Artur realizes that Resistance have been alerted to fleet's arrival. Via 📺 communication, Artur telekinetically 🔥 Wayne to death for his incompetence, then appoints Captain Adolf Revere 🆕 😍 🔛 ☁. As Artur previously ordered, Morum ground forces, commanded by General Nordstorm, land outside Resistance shield ➕ march overland to 💥 power generator. Catherine gives Resistance fighters instructions 🔛 evacuation to leave 🇳🇴 2️⃣ to 3️⃣ 🚢 at a ⏳ past shield to a rendezvous 📍. Rijeka lowers shields to 🔥 cannon at 1️⃣ of Morum Warships allowing first 🚌 to escape. Resistance ✈️ assigned to hold off Morum ground assault depart glacier base for oncoming battle against heavily equipped Morum forces, who = armed with agile Battle Suits ➕ monstrous 🐘, led by General Nordstorm. Smug Squadron snowcat group led by Bull commences attack. Bill 💫 realizes 🐘' armor = far too resistant for 🔫 ➕ decides to use attached harpoons ➕ tow cables to tangle 🐘' legs. Bill's gunner Jaxter Walter = hit ➕ murdered during first approach. This leaves Gillian Padilla ➕ his gunner Wes Babcock to make first pass. 👉👥 manage to topple 1️⃣ of 🐘, which = killed as Resistance 💂 🌀 it. main 🐘, commanded by General Nordstorm, takes their aim at Resistance base's main power generator. Suddenly, Bill's KRISTI = shot 📉 by Morums, ➕ 💥-lands in ❄️. Bill escapes ↩️ an 🐘 can 👣 🔛 ➕ crush his 🚢. Resistance base = now under direct attack ➕ Morum snowsoldiers have entered base, forcing Anthony, Catherine, Chuks, ➕ C to escape. Catherine gives evacuation command for base as 👉👥 leave. Bill, meanwhile, manages to kill another 🐘 by using his hoist cable to toss in a thermal detonating device, ➕ then detaching himself from cable as a series of 💥 neutralize 🐘. Resistance suffer main casualties as result of battle. main 🐘, being driven by General Nordstorm, gets within 🔥 range of power generator, then successfully 💣🔥 it. Anthony, Catherine, ➕ company, now realizing 👉👥 = being followed by Artur (who has arrived 👤), make their way to RV in ⏳ to escape. As RV ✈️ off, Bill reaches R ➕ his Sopwith 🐫 ➕ finally departs. Changing course from rendezvous 📍, 👉️👨 sets his coordinates for Florida. Anthony ➕ company = pursued by Morum Spitfires. ↪️ going onto a ✈ which can 🏬 vehicles, Anthony realizes (with reluctant help from C) that accelerator has been destroyed. While fixing acelleration system, ✈ enters 👹's 🏤 Pile to hamper pursuit. It lands, ➕ 💩 RV inside a cave to rest ➕ find a way to fix 🚢. Bill lands in a Floridian marsh, swamping his Sopwith in process. There, 👉️👨 🔔 a diminutive ➕ eccentric figure who 🎻 🔃 with Bill's gear. ↪️ Luke tells him that 👉️👨 = 🔍 for a sensei, being offers to take Bill to Sober. 🔙 🔛 RV, while Catherine makes repairs, Anthony makes his move 🔛 maiden, drawing himself closer to her ↩️ both 🔚 📈 in a 😻 😘. When C arrives, Catherine withdraws ➕ 🚶 away. Artur orders entirety of Grim Squadron to sweep 👹's 🏤 Pile to find RV. As 🔍 continued, danger of field take their 🔔: a colossal boulder smashes into a warship, murdering all aboard. 🔛 aircraft carrier, Artur communicates with captains of other 🚢 ( captain of demolished battleship offline). 1️⃣ 🏢, Captain Noah Nelda, tells Artur that 👉👥 should consider their damage. Artur firmly replies that 👉👥 will continue 🔍. 📏⬇️ afterward, 😍 Revere ℹ️ Artur that 👑 commands 👉️👨 make contact. Artur orders his 🚢 out of 👹's 🏤 Pile for a clear transmission. In his private 🌓, Artur 📞 a holographic message from 👑, who alerts 🌚 Lord to a "🆕 enemy who could destroy" Morum - Bill. Artur suggests that if Bill could be turned, 👉️👨 would be a "destructuve ally". 👑 agrees, 👄 that Bill would be a "great asset" ➕ asks his apprentice if it could be done. Artur declares Bill will 🔗 Morum be killed. Instead of going straight to Sober, Bull = brought to 👨's ⛺. Bill insists 🔛 going to find Siber immediately, but 📏🐛 guy only responds with "Sober = close, really close". diminutive figure then declares 👦 lacks patience, but 👄 of Shish tells figure that 👦 will 🎓 patience if 👉️👨 = to be trained. Only then does Bill realize that 📏🐛 figure = Sober. Sober asks Shish if 👉️👨 will finish whatever training 👉️👨 begins, then suspects that Bill will succumb to horror. next 🌞, while cleaning bats off of camper, Took = forced to escape what turns out to be a 📏🐘🐘🐘 slug (which resided in grotto camper 🚚 landed 🔛). Meanwhile, Bill begins a rigorous training regime from Sober which includes moral lessons about dangers of 🌚 side of Telekinessi. That particular lesson = driven 🏡 when 👉️👨 = told to enter a cavern that = strong with 🌚 Side's power. Ignoring Sober's counsel to leave his 💣, Bill enters cave armed. 🔂 inside, 👉️👨 has a vision of himself lividlt confronting Douglas Artur ➕ beheading him. However, severed head's 😷 bursts apart ➕ reveals Bill's face underneath; it = a ⚠️ that if Bill battles Artur with ❎ 🎮, 👉️👨 will be seduced by Morum. 🔙 🔛 aircraft carrier, Artur enlists headhunters, Robert Uccine, Denar, I, Drago, L ➕ Rufua to find RV for a substantial reward. 1️⃣ of Morum commanders finally ☁ camper, leading to another pursuit which results in RV eluding Morum by making crazily counter intuitive move of attacking lead battleship. However, at last moment, 🚚 veers off ➕ secretly attaches itself to rear of 🚢's command tower, which lacks sensors, making it appear to have disappeared from Destroyer's 📍 of 👀. next 🌞 later, while training, Bill becomes distracted when 👉️👨 finds that his Sopwith 🐫 has completely submerged into bayou. Bill declares 👉️👨 will never be able to get ✈ out, 👀 that it = too great for him to extract from water. Sober 👄 it "appears 📏🐘, but = 🚫." Bill uses telekinesis, but to ❎ avail. Sober reminds him that "size never matters" ➕ gives him sapience about telekinesis. Bull denies all of this, then Sober decides to uses telekinesis to lift ✈ out himself. Bill = dumbfounded ➕ incredulous. Sober senses 👶's failure within his mind. When fleet disperses to 🔍 for RV, Resistance ⏰😀 for 🚢 to do its standard dump of refuse ↩️ jumping, then detach to drive away with it. 🚚's accelerator still needs repairs, so Anthony decides to make their way to a gas-mining colony 🏃 by his ally Landon Spisowski. Unfortunately, headhunter Uccine had deduced RV's escape method ➕ had his ✈ jettisoned with waste to stealthily follow fugitives. next 🌞, Sober reminds Bill of things young knight will 👀 in his mind, 🔮, past, ➕ of friends 👉️👨 recognizes. Bull loses concentration again ➕ has a vision of his allies dead. 👉️👨 wants to leave Florida to rescue them, but Sober reminds him that if 👉️👨 leaves now, everything his friends suffered for will be destroyed. Upon arrival at 🌇, Anthony's 🎉 = welcomed by an old friend of his who goes by 📛 Landon Spisowski. However, there = numerous elements that make Resistance suspicious, 🚫 most of which being C being found with his 👻 sucked out, impaled, ➕ nearly incinerated. That evening, Bill ➕ R prepare themselves to leave Florida, but = ⚠️ by both Sober ➕ 👻 form of Shish 🚫 to 🔚 training so 🔜 for a fight Bill = 🚫 ready for. Shish declares that should Bill decide to face Artur, 👉️👨 will need to face him alone without interference. Bill understands this, ➕ his ✈ takes off from Florida. Sober = depreseed, declaring Bill = reckless. Shish tells Sober "That 👦 = our last hope", however, Sober declines, A 🌞 later, Anthony finds himself 🐀 by Spisowski who was approached by Morum ↩️ Resistance's arrival ➕ threattended 🌇 unless 👉️👨 cooperated. 👉️👨 becomes captive of Douglas Artur, who proceeds to punish Anthony ➕ Catherine to create a disturbancefor Bill to detect. That afternoon, Artur enters a freezing chamber intending to freeze Gunther 🔂 👉️👨 arrives. 🌚 Lord uses opportunity for Uccine to deliver Took to Tiaan by testing device 🔛 Took himself. Anthony enters chamber for experiment. At first, Chuks resists Shocksoldiers, but Anthony restrains him, saving his strength for another ⏳. Anthony 👄 👋 to Catherine with a 😻 😘 ↩️ 👉️👨 = escalated into thefreezing chamber. When 👉️👨 = successfully entombed in ❄️ in a state of suspended 🐗, Artur hands ⤴️⤵️ Anthony to headhunter Robert Uccine for 🚌 to Buttercup Valley to 📞 a bounty from Tiaan. 1️⃣ of Morum commanders ℹ️ Artur that Bill's 🐫 has arrived. 🌚 Lord orders Landon to take Catherine, Chuks, ➕ C to his warship, reneging 🔛 a deal 👉️👨 made with Spisowski. However, ambassador has other plans. Bill makes his way to 🌇 safely. 👉️👨 quietly 🚶 📉 corridors of 🌇. 👉️👨 ☁ Robert Uccine who = taking now-frozen Took 🔙 to his ✈. 👉️👨 attempts to follow but = thwarted when headhunter notices ➕ opens 🔥. Bill narrowly escapes ➕ 🏃 📉 farther into corridor. 👉️👨 finally meets 📈 with Catherine, Chuks, ➕ Landon, who have been captured by Shock Troopers. Bill ambushes group of Morums, but = unsuccessful. Catherine yells at him ➕ tells him that "it = a trap!" Bull 🏃 ↪️ his captured friends, hoping to save them, but wanders into freezing chamber. There, 👉️👨 meets with Artur ➕ 2️⃣ fight in an ultimate scimitar duel, where Bill's undeveloped Monk skills = ❎ match for Artur's experience. Morums (escorting prisoners out of 🌇) = overpowered by 🔒, setting Landon ➕ free. Chuks turns against Landon for 🐀 Anthony ➕ hangs him, but 👉️👨 manages to tell 👳 there = still a chance to rescue Anthony at West Platform. C = reunited with his companion R. Landon arrives too late as Uccine's ✈ takes off, then engage in a fierce battle with Shock 💂. Bill ➕ Artur continue their machete battle in bowels of 🌇, freezing Bill in carbon freezing chamber (but 🚫 long enough, ➕ 👉️👨 breaks free). Artur uses 🌚 Side against Bill by using whatever equipment = at hand, thrusting Bull through a window ➕ landing 🔛 1️⃣ of emergency platforms. As gunfight continues, Landon orders an evacuation, then company manages to find their last hope of escape... RV. In final phase of sabre duel, Artur manages to ✂️ off Bill's right 💍 finger, which then 🍂 (along with scimitar which hand grasped) into a chasm. Artur reveals to Bill truth. A horrified Bill screams in denial. Artur persuades Bill to 🔗 him ➕ embrace 🌚 Side to kill 👑. However, Bill chooses suicide ⤴️⤵️ being ☁ ➕ 🎳 himself 📉 a deep shaft. Bill = sucked into an air 🌋, exits underbelly of 🌇 ➕ catches a satellite beneath 🌇. Facing clear death, Bill calls out to Benjamin in vain (Shish had ⚠️ Bill that 👉️👨 would 🚫 be able to help Bill 🔂 👉️👨 faced Artur). Then, 👉️👨 calls out to only other 1️⃣ who could help... Catherine. Catherine senses Bill's distress signal. camper turns 🔃 ➕ comes 🔙 to 🌇. Using an escape 🐣, Landon manages to catch Bill ➕ rescue him ↩️ wounded Monk 🍂 helplessly to planet as enemy ✈ 🏁 toward them. 🚚 finally leaves gravitational field ➕ = about to escape when accelerator system again fails. Artur asks for confirmation that accelerator system was deactivated to prevent their escape, then orders 💣 be set to kill. As Morums pursue, injured Bill 👂 👄 of Artur calling to him. 👉️👨 answers, "Cousin...", while Artur calls, "Come with 👤👈". Bill senses it = Artur, then 😭, "Benjamin, I needed to know this!" C commands that R finishes bringing him 🔙 to 💓 ↪️ his ordeal. However, with 💫 ingenuity, R manages to re-activate accelerator system in ⏳ for 🚚 to flee. Artur 😦 retreats to his secret 🌓 in his aircraft carrier, ignoring Nordstorm's failure. 🎦 🔚 🔛 a flagship at Resistance fleet's rendezvous 📍, where Bill, under care B again which includes implantation of a prosthetic finger. Landon ➕ Chuks begin their parts of a most deadly adventure...rescuing Anthony. Landon promises to Catherine 👉👥 will bring her 🔙 👨 👉️👩 💘. Bill, Catherine, ➕ dolls 🔍 🔛 as RV departs for unknown territories.