WikiViews/Starfire (The Animated Series)

It begins with a WB executive watching Teen Titans high as hell. Later that day, he is at the CEO's house. A transition happens with Dillon's head as it cuts to Dillon and Nolan on CN as an announcement comes. One sitting later, they are terrified and in shock.
 * Executive: Woah mama, I have a pitch.
 * Executive: Yo boss I have a show idea. Let’s make Starfire a solo hero and have her married to Ash Ketchum. And we take her design from April O'Neil in the 2003 TMNT series.
 * Ann Sarnoff: What do you have for a cast?
 * Executive: Jodie Benson is Starfire and Angelina Jolie is Blackfire. Also Matthew Broderick is Ash Ketchum.
 * Ann Sarnoff: Do you have a budget?
 * Executive: I did a "fundraiser". (In head) By embezzling funds. (Out of head) So did I get it?
 * Ann Sarnoff: I guess.
 * Announcer: Now a premiere of Starfire.
 * Dillon: Starfire?
 * Nolan: How bad could it be?