WikiViews/Avenue Q Visits the Big Blue House

(It starts with the usual Big Blue House door at the beginning of every episode as Bear opens the door)

Bear: Oh Hi there it's so great to see you, I was wondering when you were going to get here.

(It reveals to be Nolan and Dillon at Bear's doorstep)

Nolan: Thanks for letting us in Bear, we need to discuss with you something important.

Bear: I'd be glad to, Come on in!

(Bear enters the door with Nolan and Dillon)

Bear: So What I-(starts to smell things)What's that smell? (he smells more) is that blood?

Dillon: I'm sorry but what is he doing?

Nolan: (whispers) Just roll with it he does this every episode.

Dillon: (whispers) How do you know?

Nolan: (whispers) I grew up with Playhouse Disney a lot

(he sniffs everywhere)

Bear: Hmm?

he then nose jams his nose up close and smells Dillon and Nolan)

Dillon: Uhhh.... good bear?

Bear: (gasps) It's you! (he smells Nolan and Dillon) oooh, tell me do you smell like pancakes and orange juice cause you smell so sweet! (he smells them one last time) Well, you just smell like that all the time.

Dillon: Nolan... help...

Nolan: (whispers) Don't worry he doesn't do it the rest of the episode. No need to call the Stranger Danger Hotline

Bear: So anyways boys, What is it you both needed?

Nolan: It's about your latest crossover in which I'm not highly a fan of yet didn't expect to get one.

Bear: Oh I see.

Nolan: You do know what I'm talking about?

Bear: Indeed

Dillon: I’m gonna scoot off...

Nolan: Come on Dillon I get it you never grew up watching Bear in the Big Blue House as I did, But Bear is our only hope for restoring the balance in what made Bear in the Big Blue House good, Who knows without him, they'll go after other Playhouse Disney shows such as Out of The Box, The Book of Pooh, Stanley, And even PB&J Otter.

Dillon: Isn't Book of Pooh that one bad Winnie the Pooh show?

Nolan: No I think you mean something else

Dillon: Oh.

Nolan: Basically Bear we gotta talk about Avenue Q Visits the Big Blue House

(shows logo then footage)

Nolan (VO): Now don't get me wrong, I love Bear in the Big Blue House and I love Avenue Q. But seeing the two cross over is just weird, It's like having Bambi crossover with Ferngully it doesn't match.

Dillon (VO): Or the Simpsons meeting Mad Max.

Nolan (VO): And I know what your gonna say, But isn't Avenue Q owned by the Muppet Studio? Well, the puppeteers are from Muppet Studio (and to a lesser extent Sesame Workshop) but Avenue Q isn't owned by either of them.

Dillon (VO): And the Avenue Q crossover is of the oddly action-packed TV adaption.

Nolan (VO): And oddly enough the entire network changed having to be shown on Playhouse Disney back in 2005.

(Suddenly Chris bursts in)

Chris: Sup fellas? Hey Bear. Did someone call for a crossover?

Nolan: Chris you're here thank goodness!

Chris: Before you ask, I had nothing to do with this, this was the brainchild of a friend of mine, Toonwriter or Morty340 or Kenny, and as you will see in a moment, this doesn't make a lot of sense. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll probably die of cringe from the amount of sheer WTFery this is "Avenue Q visits Bear in the Big Blue House"

Bear: Am I in it?

Chris: Of course you are, it is your show.

Bear: Oh boy.

Dillon: It's time to see if this crossover is honey or just the bees. Yes, kill me.

Chris (sprays Dillon with a spray bottle): No Bad Dillon, bad.

Dillon: I was joking.

Nolan (VO): So the special starts off with Princeton and Kate Monster watching TV in their apartment. Somehow I'm expecting a musical number already about just watching TV.

Kate: Uh Princeton, what is this show we're watching?

Princeton: I believe it was something out of my childhood.

Dillon: (VO): Because TV is the best way to start a TV special.

Chris (VO): And yes they are doing a song parody of Sucks to be Me renamed to We're Watching TV!

Princeton: We're watching TV We're Watching TV, We're watching some stuff that sucks like Bates Motel and even Glee

(cuts back to Chris, Nolan, and Dillon facepalming)

Dillon: Well it sucks to be he.

Nolan: Dillon that doesn't make any sense.

Chris: Don't look at me, I didn't write those lyrics. Besides, the music in Avenue Q is supposed to sound childish, as it evokes memories of Children's television.

(shows footage)

Nolan (VO): I mean seriously it sounds like a song Weird Al Yankovic would sing if it was him but Avenue Q, You guys could have done an original song,

Chris (VO): Thus the song is interrupted by Cinderelmo, Ginger, Kieran, and Lizzie as they come in with an invitation to the Big Blue House for Tutter's birthday.

Lizzie: Guys you are not gonna believe it but we got an invitation to Tutter's party.

Princeton: Who?

Cinderelmo: Seriously, You never watched Bear in The Big Blue House?

(Kate and Princeton look confused)

Kate: What's that?

Ginger: You're joking right?

Chris: How could they not know what Bear in the Big Blue House is?

Nolan: I know right?

Bear: They've never seen my show? Welp, you can't expect everyone to like everything.

Dillon: I remember watching your show once but I forgot all that happened.

Nolan: Seriously? You saw Bear in The Big Blue House yet didn't remember what happened?

Dillon: I was like five or six.

Nolan: Ok that's understandable,

Chris: (VO) Just then, All the characters of Avenue Q arrive at Bear's house, And when I mean All I literally mean every character arrives at Bears door..and Rosie O'Donnell...and Justin Beiber....Mark Zuckerburg??? How many celebrities did they rope in? Next you're gonna tell me they roped in the cast of SCTV for a little reunion..

Dillon: He's still here?

Nolan: Yeah,

(Dillon grabs Chris, bashes his head in with a screwdriver and throws his body in the lake. Nolan's jaw drops from seeing that)

Dillon: Boom that's done with.

Nolan: Dude, You killed off our only hope for restoring balance of the franchise..Now who are we gonna get?

Dillon: Chris caused the unbalance. It is just me and you since Noah left to bigger things.