Cool Rap Wars/Grunkle Stan vs. Eugene Krabs

Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! Grunkle Stan! Vs. Eugene Krabs!

Grunkle: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the Mystery Shack! Today I'll be tearing apart this Crabby hack. You barely have a stable relationship with your daughter. And it's rumored you brought your entire species to slaughter! I may be greedy but I have principles. While you are obsessed with making your bank account very full! I punched a pterodactyl to save my grandniece's pig! You made your employee paranoid over a single gig! You may not be like your competitor but you still have terrible ethics. My raps will tear you apart like a bunch of sticks. So Krabs you're done. You're through! And tell me, what happened to the Krusty Krab 2?

Mr.Krabs: Mystery Shack more like a mystery hack. You don't believe in he supernatural just the money in your back. I may be a restaurant owner. but you left Waddles outside betraying you neice. Says the man losing millions of dollars for not saying please. And you force Soos and Wendy to work without a thank you. have dipper and mables parents sent to a weird house with an old random dude. At least my rival isn't a small white haired little man. i perfer ford than you grunkle stan You think your a bad buisnessman please i beg to differ. you hid the books o make a poral and never told mable and dipper

Grunkle Stan: Hey! That was for their own good! While you raided your mother's home because you could! You preached to SpongeBob and Patrick to not curse. And then you did it yourself, putting your ideals to reverse. I might be greedy but I have a heart. You fired Squidward for tearing you and your coin apart. I'm a man who'd do anything for his family. Does SpongeBob or Squidward even have salaries? You seriously guard your formula with all your might! Even when the formula doesn't make your patties good but your SpongeBoy's light. So Eugene, I just roasted you like you are rotisserie. And don't you dare send me on a pointless delivery.

Mr. Krabs: Says you Grunkle Stan your shack is a on of fakery. manipulating guess to only claim their money. Did you even have a family besides your brother. did you ever have a father or even a mother? You even explained to Mable where babies came from. as you once said Remember folks, you put the 'fun' in 'No Refunds! Your the last person to ever be compared to Scrooge McDuck when knowing in real life you don't even give any fucks. I beaten you Stan I have completely won. and I'll make you disappear like with Weirdmageddon

Grunkle Stan: Singling my greed out please honey! You're the one who literally said "Hello, I like money." You sent the Sponge to spy on your own daughter. That makes me think you barely even trust her. You constantly abuse your Sponge and don't even know his purpose. No wonder when he leaves your entire restaurant goes out of focus. Making the lazy one who puts no effort in his job the manager of the Krusty Krab 2? Well that proves nobody should take advice from you! And for Plankton all you do is whack him madly? You should just sue him for trying to rip off the Krabby Patty. I don't get why anybody still goes to your restaurant. Because unlike your secret formula, there is absolutely no heart. I may be unethical but at least I'm not a dick who goes on lunatic raves. And there is no way I'll let you near my grave!

Voice: Heh pathetic you think you both are better wealthiest of the wealthy as if

(Flintheart Glomgold appears)

Flintheart: You think you two are schemable Flintheart Glomgold has arrived. to explain the both of you running money wild. First to Krabs I got a lot to explain to you. You sold best fry cook for only money of 62. No o mention counterfeiting animal abuse having employees pay you. And also dressing up as your daughter to drive your rival in su-icide. And framing spongebob for stealing the secret ingredient Not to mention Grave robbing, and he nasty patty incident. You also forced employees to work 24/7 with no breaks. No wonder Mrs. Puff hasn't dumped you every date. I may have done some cockamamie schemes yet I'm very surprised your secret formula isn't revealed to be just nothing. Your not a restaurant owner your a penny pinching dread. Whose restaurant should be shut down and as for you locked up forever arrested. And on to you Grunkle geez where is your pride you look like an elderly Danny McBride You may be off the hook from krabs but i won't despair ya. People only know you from a cameo in Amphibia. And you stole tons of items from the Summerween Store. You should have stayed in the Bottomless Pit forever and more. You should have stayed losing your memory for very long. And I just sent your brother a link to the stan wrong song. So you think you two are good entrepuneurs you both just gold sold. Cause nobody can ever outmatch FLINTHEART GLOMGOLD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!