Little Audrey (1956, Pre-Origin Story) (Nostalgia Critic)

NC: Hello, I'm Astro Boy. I remember it so you have to. It's no secret that films have had a bit of a checkered past.

(Cut to a montage of clips of scenes in movie: Casper...)

Casper: Hi?

(Kat faints)

(...Casper: A Spirited Beginning...)

(a girl screams, Casper plug his ears)

(...Sad Sack [1957])

(Jerry Lewis as Sad Sack, he salutes with Maj. Shelton)

Maj. Shelton: Go away.

(Back to Astro Boy)

Astro Boy: Pretty good and bad, apparently. But the one film that everyone agrees is--

Voice: Sigh...

Astro Boy: (looking around) Hello?

(We then cut to Don Birnam (played by the man) wearing a beret and holding a glass of something-or-other in one hand and a Little Audrey's magazine in the other. Miklos Roszas' "The Lost Weekend" plays in the background)

Don Birnam: Sigh...

Astro Boy: (screams) Why, do you have something to say, real estate of Ray Milland?!

Don Birnam: Oh, I was just hallucinating at the misfortune that you have to review that god-awful animated pre-origin story of Little Audrey.

Astro Boy: The pre-origin story? Well, I mean...

(Cut to the clips "Harvey Girls Forever!" on Netflix)

Astro Boy (vo): ...I've talked about it before and after in the future...

Astro Boy: ...and even though I do like the films more, I do think there's a lot of good and bad things about it.

Don Birnam: No, there's not.

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Astro Boy: Just stick "racism jerk" on the cover and we'll be good. (The image of the final shot of Petunia knocks the stranger with his box is shown with the caption "RACISM JERK")

(We go to a commercial. When we come back, we see the stranger with a bear suit escorted Little Audrey to a faraway forest where she was happily picking wildflowers.)

Astro Boy (vo): So the stranger attempt to kill Little Audrey into a field where the all-American half-orphaned girl played with the birds. When suddenly, he wore a bear suit and tries to kill her.

(Then, he prepares to kill Little Audrey, but cannot bring himself to do it)

Astro Boy (vo): He finds he can't actually kill that girl, but he decides to tell her to run away as proof.

The man with a bear suit: Run away! Never come back! Go! GO!

Astro Boy (vo): The stranger tells him to run away. Who knew? Heck, maybe even Snow White has a similar backstory.

(As Little Audrey running through the Snow White-esque woods, Suddenly, footage of the Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs movie is mixed in comparison)

Astro Boy: (hastily) Sorry, that was from the Disney movie, but it's wonderfully hard to tell, isn't it?

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Astro Boy: Wow, this is the disturbing part of The Lost Weekend scene.

Don Birnam: Yes, that's my Award-winning film. You see, Astro? I got him back in Butterscotch and Soda.

Astro Boy: Oh, is this not a awesome moment? Not great and it's getting weird now. Okay, cue the place of The Candy Horror Land.

Don Birnam: I hate this thing.

Astro Boy: (to audience) What do you think? Is this a nightmare place? (shrugs)

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