Kaito and the International Vocaloid Girls

KAITO: Ahh... another beautiful day with the sun shining in the bright blue sky. Time for me to get myself a new ice cream treat. *walks to vend himself a neapolitan ice cream sandwich* Wait a minute. Who is that American girl over there?

[Ruby]
 * I'm a red Vocaloid who represents the USA
 * And ruby gemstones are my signature thing
 * So I'm here to sing a love song about my own country
 * Americans, gather the bells and let them ring

KAITO: My, oh, my, it's Ruby!

[Ruby]
 * Of all the places in the USA
 * There is one where I think where it's best for good views
 * I see a blue boy taking his ice cream
 * And Kaito is his name, he's the one I choose
 * So the place I can mention is Big Sur, California
 * Where everything good can make you amazed
 * Please, Kaito, please come with me to Big Sur
 * You're gonna like its wonders, some visitors might be crazed

KAITO: Oh, hi there, Ruby, what brings you here?

Ruby: I wrote a song about Big Sur, California, just for you and I'm inspired to take you with me there on a date. Want to see some examples from my iPhone?

KAITO: Why, sure, I would love to.

[MAIKA]
 * Who do I see now? A blue boy, of course
 * And he is named Kaito, no doubt about that
 * There is a place I really want to take him where he never had before
 * It can't be infected by a rat
 * So the place I declare is Barcelona, Spain
 * Oh, I bet he'll see its wonders in there
 * Come on, Kaito, with me to Barcelona
 * You're gonna learn its history that you and I can share

KAITO: Uh, hi, Maika, I guess I could try going to that place. Just let me think about--

[Ruby]
 * The USA has hotdogs, cheeseburgers and more
 * It is a unique country to me and my heart
 * Big Sur has flowers and animals of every type
 * Kaito has to come with me right from the start

[MAIKA]
 * I'm a white-haired Vocaloid from Spain which is my country
 * Has lots of things like flamenco dancing and black bulls
 * Sometimes when I am in that place, I get a red rose in my hair
 * Kaito, come with me, Barcelona even has some schools

[Ruby]
 * Hey! I was here first
 * He's coming to Big Sur with me (KAITO: I know, but--)

[MAIKA]
 * Well, I say he comes with me to Barcelona, you see

[Ruby] Big Sur!

[MAIKA] Barcelona!

[Ruby] Big Sur!

[MAIKA] Barcelona!

(Ruby and Maika repeating refrained location names in a rhythmic squabble)

KAITO: Hey! What's gotten into you both? Stop pulling my arms out!

Miriam: La-la-la-la-la-la! Ooh, a new scarf! I've never seen one like that before. *runs towards Kaito* Oh, Kaito...!

KAITO: Miriam? Please help me stop this fighting. These girls... can't resist taking me... to where they want me to go. No, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! *his scarf gets snatched by Miriam*

AVANNA: Oh, Kaito, I've got something special for you.

SeeU: I'm starting to get attracted to you, Kaito, it makes me wanna pounce! *instantly pounces on Kaito*

Miriam: Mmm... this scarf... it looks so comfy. It makes me want to sing my heart out!

AVANNA: SeeU! Will you calm down? I'm trying to give Kaito a gift.

Luo Tianyi: A white coat? I haven't seen one like that before. Looks perfect for cold days in my country. *runs towards Kaito*

KAITO: Gah! Too many girls upon me! Avanna, would you do me a favor to stop them?

AVANNA: Just trying my best, Kaito...

(scene cuts to 5 minutes later...)

Hatsune Miku: Here it is, Kaito-kun, a bucket of fresh leeks topped with ice cream which I like to call leeks a-la-mode. Huh? *accidentally tosses the bucket where Avanna catches it* What's going on?

AVANNA: Miku, these girls can't stop taking him for themselves.

Miku: Don't worry, Avanna, I have an extra leek as my weapon, just plain as usual.

Miriam (singsong): Blue scarf! Blue scarf, I'm wearing Kaito's blue scarf!

Miku: MIRIAM!

Miriam: Oh, hi, Miku, I'm starting to love this scarf because it feels so silky!

Miku: Yeah, but that's actually his. Why don't you give it back to him?

Miriam: I can't help it! I'm attracting him with my singing and dancing with this scarf on in exchange for his charms on me.

AVANNA: Now, Miriam, let's be reasonable...

(Miku smacks Miriam down with her leek stick as she screams in rage)

Miriam: OK, OK, OK, OK, I'll give it back to him! Sorry, Miku, I was just carried away by his looks.

AVANNA: Uh, Miku? I still have your bucket...

Miku: I'll stop the other girls, Avanna, just a minute. *runs towards the continuing squabble*

Ruby: Big Sur!

MAIKA: Barcelona!

KAITO: Don't... pile me!

Miku: Hey, you, break it up! I just made myself an errand where I would put his love and mine together.

Ruby: But I want him to come with me to Big Sur.

MAIKA: No, he's coming with me to Barcelona.

Ruby: Big Sur!

MAIKA: Barcelona!

Ruby: Big Sur!!

MAIKA: Barcelona!!

KAITO: Ack! I... can't... breathe!

(Miku smacks Ruby and Maika with her leek)

AVANNA: Kaito... is it OK if I would save this bucket and your ice cream treat?

KAITO: Until... those other girls stop fighting over me... Avanna...

Miku: GET OUT! I MADE MY LOVE FOR HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE! *grabs SeeU* What do you think you're doing, SeeU?!

Tianyi: Oh, I didn't know this coat has an electric switch for real. What does it do? *starts playing with the switch*

(Ruby and Maika start fighting each other as Lola and Prima arrive)

LOLA: And that's the last time Leon and I had a date.

Prima: Really? I feel the same with my Tonio. *gasps* Oh, my word, what's all this commotion?!

LOLA: It's Ruby and Maika.

Miku: Now, Miriam, if you really want a scarf that's silky as you say, I advise you to go get your own somewhere else!

LOLA: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Prima?

Prima: Why, yes, Lola, Ruby and Maika both deserve a time-out.