The Thriller Night (A Peanuts Crossover)/Transcript

This is the Transcript for A Peanuts Crossover Short "The Thriller Night".

Transcript
(In the beginning of the night, The 1999 Paramount Home Entertainment Logo, The 1997 Warner Home Video Logo, The 1998 Buena Vista Home Entertainment Logo or The 2012-current Microsoft Logo fades to the Opening Credit: "Paramount Home Entertainment/Warner Home Video Logo/Buena Vista Home Entertainment/Microsoft Creations Presents", "Thomas Newman", "Sierra Marcoux", "Benjamin Bryan", "Rory Thost", "Michael Brandon", "Stephanie Patton", "John Ratzenberger", and "Spencer Robert Scott")

Charlie Brown: (bursts out of school.) Oh, for crying out loud. Make it stop! I can't get it out of my head.

Snoopy: (He, Woodstock, and the entire gang burst out of school too.) Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. Yo-ho-ho-ho.

Woodstock: (acts like a cowboy) Yee-haw!

Linus Van Pelt: Buddy, Are you Okay? I’ve never heard you scream like that before. (Charlie Brown pukes in the trashcan.)

Sally Brown: Yeah, what's the matter with you, Big Brother? What kind of person screams when they see a Pirate, a Cowboy, or a Viking dance?

Charlie Brown: It's Halloween, for goodness sake! That's not the kind of thing I want to see tonight!

Schroder: Okay, fine, Mister King of Halloween, what did you want to see tonight?

Charlie Brown: Oh, I don't know, something with Vampires, or an eating pumpkin, or even a zombie or two!

Snoopy: Zombies don't know how to sing "Yo-ho-ho"!

Charlie Brown: (stuffs a popcorn bag in Snoopy's face.) That is my point.

Pigpen: Why do we not have both: A scary musical!

Peppermint Patty: Yeah Chuck, and guess who's starring in it too?

(The lights go off.)

Charlie Brown: Good grief.

Lucy Van Pelt: Now, what?

(The lights go back on as Woodstock plays the guitar.)

Snoopy: It's close to midnight. And Something evil's lurking in the dark.

Charlie Brown: (leaves alongside with the gang.) Let's just go home.

Snoopy: (and Woodstock laugh and follow Charlie Brown and his friends.) Under the moonlight. (With the Koopalings.) You see a sight that almost stops your heart.

Lucy Van Pelt: Hate it when you do this.

Snoopy: (With the Goombas) You try to scream. (The Goombas stop singing.) But terror takes the sound before you make it.

Linus Van Pelt: Can you just stop it?

(Woodstock plays the tiny guitar again.)

Snoopy: (With Spiny and Buzzy Beetle) You start to freeze. (Spiny and Buzzy Beetle stop singing as well.) As horror looks you right between the eyes.

Lucy Van Pelt: You monster.

Snoopy: (laughs with Sally.) You think that's good You should be my buddy.

Charlie Brown: That's true Snoopy, I really do like that song!

(Everyone laughs except Snoopy who tags behind and points at the cemetery where the cameo characters from TV Shows and Video Games rise from the dead.)

Snoopy: (plays as Vincent Price) Darkness falls across the land. (Link {from The Legend of Zelda} crawls out the grave and becomes alive again after being dead.)

The midnight hour is close at hand.

(Jimmy Neutron {from Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius} opens the coffin and holds the shrink ray, and Goddard {from Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius} barks.)

Creatures crawl in search of blood.

(Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup {from The Powerpuff Girls 1998 Original} fly out of the grave and Dexter {from Dexter's Laboratory} walks out of the grave.)

To terrorize y'all's neighborhood.

(Eddy {from Ed, Edd n Eddy} opens the door and walks out of the house alongside with Ed {who got hit by the wall}, and Edd/Double D {from Ed, Edd n Eddy}.)

And whosoever shall be found.

(Dry Bowser {from New Super Mario Bros. DS (2006)} gets out of the lava and roars.)

Without the soul, for getting down.

Must stand and face the hounds of hell.

(Sonic the Hedgehog {from Sonic series} walks out of the pool.)

The foulest stench is in the air.

(Squidward Tentacles {from SpongeBob SquarePants} opens the sewer and gets out.)

The funk of 40,000 years.

And grizzly ghouls from every tomb.

Are closing in to seal your doom.

And though you fight to stay alive.

Your body starts to shiver. (All of the zombified cameo characters from Nintendo, Sega, Big Idea, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, and Disney Channel {Including Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 Series} began to surround them while Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Woodstock, and the entire gang start a zombie karate fight.)

For no mere mortal can resist. (Ed hits his head again.)

The evil of the thriller.

Charlie Brown: (laughs) Now, this is Halloween.

Lucy Van Pelt: (afraid) Oh no. I don't know how to make my bed.

Schroder: (frightened) Somebody help me!

(Squidward holds his broken clarinet as Charlie Brown stairs at him.)

Charlie Brown: (With the Smug face.) Well, Hey there Squidward. (After Squidward fixes his clarinet, then he plays it.) Uh, Sally, it's time to go home. (touches Sally and She turns around and becomes a zombie.) Ahhh! (We see Snoopy and Woodstock who became a zombie and hisses.) Ahh! (And We see Charlie Brown's friends who became zombies as well.) Guys! (Squidward {who plays his clarinet}, and the other cartoon characters {from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 series}, Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda, and Kirby {from Nintendo}, Sonic the Hedgehog {from Sega}, VeggieTales, 3-2-1 Penguins!, LarryBoy: and The Cartoon Adventures {from Big Idea Entertainment}, Hey Arnold, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Fairly OddParents, Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, My Life as a Teenage Robot, and Danny Phantom {from Nickelodeon}, Dexter's Laboratory, The Powerpuff Girls {1998 TV Series}, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Codename: Kids Next Door, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, and Teen Titans {2003 TV Series}, and Kim Possible {from Disney Channel.} are in the dance row with different sizes {Including Snoopy, Woodstock, and the Peanuts gang}. Especially Charlie Brown.)

Charlie Brown: Oh no! Not this! Not dancing!

(Squidward plays the clarinet and captures Charlie Brown and makes him dance.)

Charlie Brown: All right that's enough! (grabs Squidward’s clarinet but failed to dance.) Ah! Ah! Ah!

Snoopy: 'Cause This is Thriller. Thriller Night. And no one's gonna save you.

Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michaelangelo, and Master Splinter (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 TV Series), Mario, Luigi, Princess, Peach, Toad, Dry Bowser, Shy Guy, Birdo, Mouser, Larry, Wendy, Morton, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Ludwig, and Yoshi (from Super Mario Bros.), Sonic the Hedgehog, Knuckles, Tails, Cream, and Amy Rose (from The Sonic series), Link, Princess Zelda, and Ganon (from The Legend of Zelda), Waddle Dee, and King DeDeDe (from Kirby), Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber, Junior Asparagus, Laura Carrot, Lenny Carrot, Jimmy Gourd, Jerry Gourd, Archibald Asparagus, Pa Grape, Mr. Lunt, Mr. Nezzer, Madame Blueberry, Esther, Grandpa, George, Annie Onion, Jean-Claude, Phillip, Percy, Frankencelery, and The Scallions (from VeggieTales), Zidgel, Midgel, Fidgel, Kevin, Jason Conrad, and Michelle Conrad (from 3-2-1 Penguins!), Awful Alvin, and Dark Crow (from LarryBoy: The Cartoon Adventures), Arnold, Helga, Gerald, and Phoebe (from Hey Arnold), SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks, and Mr. Krabs (from SpongeBob SquarePants), Timmy Turner, Wanda, Cosmo, and Vicky (from The Fairly OddParents), Jimmy Neutron, Carl Wheezer, Sheen Estevez, Cindy Vortex, Libby Folfax, Nick Dean, and Butch Pakosvki (from Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius), Jenny Wakeman, Dr. Nora, Brad, Tuck, Cody, Vexus, and Tiff Crust (from My Life as a Teenage Robot), Danny Phantom, and Samantha Manson (from Danny Phantom), Dexter, Dee Dee, and Mandark (from Dexter’s Laboratory), Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Professor Utonium, Mojo Jojo, and Princess Morbucks (from The Powerpuff Girls), Ed, Edd/Double D, Eddy, Jimmy, Sarah, Jonny 2x4, Kevin, Nazz, and Rolf (from Ed, Edd n Eddy), Courage, Muriel, and Eustace (from Courage the Cowardly Dog), Numbuh 1, Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4, Numbuh 5, Bradley, Numbuh 60, Numbuh 86, Numbuh 362, Father, King Sandy, Mr. Boss, Count Spankulot, Knightbrace, Stickybeard, Toiletnator, Grandma Stuffums, Cree Lincoln, Chad Dickson, Tommy Gilligan, Mushi Sanban, and The Delightful Children From Down To Lane (from Codename: Kids Next Door), The Grim Reaper, Billy, Mandy, Irwin, Mindy, Sperg, Nergal, and Nergal Jr. (from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy), Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Starfire, Raven, Terra, Gizmo, Jinx, Mammoth, See-More, and Billy Numerous (from Teen Titans), Kim Possible, Rufus, Ron Stoppable, and Dr. Drakken (from Kim Possible), Schroder, Sally, Linus, Peppermint Patty, Marcie, Pigpen, Lucy, Violet, Patty, and Woodstock (zombified): From the beast about to strike.

Snoopy: You know It's Thriller.

Kirby: Woohoo.

Snoopy: You can't fight. (Kirby dances on the path with Goomba, Dry Bones, Spiny, and Buzzy Beetle.) You're dancing through the night nothing but, Thriller, Thriller. (Squidward is still playing the clarinet.) Thriller.

Charlie Brown: (tries to grab the clarinet but failed to dance again.) Alright! Give me that!

Snoopy: Thriller Night! Girl, I can thrill you more than a ghoul would ever dare try. (The camera turns to Jenny Wakeman, The Grim Reaper, Cyborg, Ed, Numbuh 2, and Patrick Star doing a zombie dance and turns back to Snoopy.)

Jimmy (from Ed, Edd n Eddy): Thriller!

Snoopy: (Edd/Double D throws Jimmy out.) Thriller Night. So let me hold you tight and share a Thriller.

Eddy: Chiller!

Mr. Krabs: Killer!

(Dry Bowser then growls shortly.)

Snoopy: What a delight!

(Starfire vocalizes then Charlie Brown finally grabs Squidward's clarinet and breaks it.)

Charlie Brown: (touches his forehead.) Oh, I'm going to be sick in the morning. (He then turns around and sees Snoopy, Woodstock, the Peanuts gang, and the other characters {from Nintendo, Sega, Big Idea, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, and Disney Channel, Including Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, zombified} approaching him to kill him.) Oh, come on now, Lucy. Linus. Snoopy, It's me. (Snoopy does the pirate-y thing and then Charlie Brown woke up screaming back in the auditorium with the crowd cheering.) Oh. Can someone tell me It's over.

Snoopy: Over? (laughs with Woodstock.)

Lucy Van Pelt: Sweety, you slept through the previews.

Linus Van Pelt: That's Right! In the next 3 hours, we're gonna see the pirates, cowboys, and vikings!

Marcie: Oh my!

Pirates (in the stage): Yo-ho-ho, Yo-ho-ho...

(Charlie Brown then shouts a big "NO!" and finally, Snoopy appears from the black background laughing evilly {similar to Vincent Price} and then growls. After that, the title "The Thriller Night" fades in and out.)

(End of Transcript.)