Imaginationland 2/Deleted Scenes/Transcript

King Pig: Oh You can't fool me! K.L.A.W, Start coming up to the good guys and start having sex with them.

Pinky The Worm: Got it!

The Kids: Uh Oh!

(Grizzle starts having sex with Buzzard Beak.)

Grizzle: Oh, Buzzard!

Cartman: Oh God, That's disgusting!

Kyle: I know, Right Cartman?

(Cartman grabs Kyle.)

Kyle: Cartman, What are you doing?

Cartman: Well, Kyle, I just figured out that the evil characters can get a lot of money to beat us. So maybe...

Kyle: Oh no, Cartman!

Cartman: Yeah! What you said!

Kyle: Kiss me hot on the mouth won't you?

Cartman: Oh yeah, Motherfucker? Let me tell you something. I'm going to fuck the fuck out of you.

(Kyle and Cartman kiss.)

(Mario and Princess Peach have sex.)

Princess Peach: Oh, Mario. Kiss me there.

(Frank comes into Brenda's bun.)

Wendy: Oh yeah! It's dinner time!

Stan: Well actually, I'm busy jerking off with these guys.

(Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny jerk off Wendy.)

Butters: Once you go crazy You'll never go back!

(All the Good and Evil Characters are watching the kids having sex.)

Lollipop King: Oh god I can't look!

Mayor: Are you feeling it?

Sideshow Bob: Pretty freaking sure I am!

Mayor: Oh crap. This is going to be great.

(All the Good and Evil Characters have sex.)

(King Pig comes in.)

King Pig: Excuse me. Sorry. Pardon me.

(King Pig then sees Bowser.)

King Pig: Are you okay?

Bowser: Uh, Yes I am.

King Pig: Something happen to you?

Bowser: I'm fine.

Statler: Ha! You don't see that everyday.

Waldorf: Yeah, they really should say, "Ha! GAY!!!"

Statler and Waldorf: (laughing)

Bowser: I'm going to check on the Council of 74 and... WHAT?!! (he realizes that the Council of 74 was gone. Then Bowser gets angry and roars with rage) 'KING PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!!!!!! '(This causes King Pig's bedroom to shake with King Pig waking up in shock)