Shaggy Gets Raped/Transcript

(The episode starts with the gang, uncovering who the Chinese Ghost really is.)

Fred: Now let's see who's the Chinese Ghost really is. (unmasks the ghost) It's Ms. Kai-lan.

Daphne: But why?

Velma: Look.

(She shows everyone the diamonds)

Shaggy: Wow, diamonds.

Velma: Not just diamonds, they're the Emperor's diamonds! She stole them from the jewelary show, and used the ghost costume to scare everyone away from finding the diamonds.

Ms. Kai-lan: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it haven't been for you meddling kids and that talking dog!

Fred: Well, another mystery solved.

Scooby: Rou said it.

Shaggy: Let's celebrate!

(He bumps into a woman, Karen Jinryō)

Karen: Hello, Shaggy.

Shaggy: Uh? How did you know my name?

Karen: It doesn't matter now. I am going to have sex with you, if you let me. We can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. The choose is yours.

Shaggy: Oh, now, I'm already engaged to Lita Kino. So I'll have sex with her instead. Bye! (runs but Karen stops him)

Karen: Oh, so you want to do this the hard way.

(She leans toward Shaggy)

Shaggy: Like, what are you doing?

(Cut to Serena and her friends)

Serena: So what do you guys want to do today?

Shaggy (voice) ZOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKS!!!!!!!!!!!

Raye: Did anyone hear that?

Lita: No. NO!!! (runs toward where Shaggy was)

Shaggy: Help! I'm being raped! HELP!

Fred: Let go of Shaggy, you son of a-!!

(Karen kicks Fred)

Karen: Do not interfere! (Continues to rape Shaggy)

Scooby: Raggy!

Shaggy: Scoob! Help!

Serena: It's Shaggy!

Mina: And he's being raped!

Lita: (runs toward them) I'll save you, Shaggy!

(Karen then sees Lita running towards her, and gets punched by her, and got became unconious)

Lita: Daphne, call the police! (to Shaggy, hugging him) It's going to be okay, Shaggy.

(Theme Song)

(Title Card: Shaggy Gets Rapped)

(Cuts to Ikki's office, reading the newspaper)

Ikki: A women, Karen, raped Shaggy, so the police officers arrested her and has been taken into court. Hmm... *thinking to himself while looking at the newspaper* Wonder what has gotten into her lately?

(Metabee came.)

Metabee: Hey, Ikki! How you doing today?

Ikki: Just looking at the newspaper. Something bad has happened recently.

Metabee: Bad!? Well, nothing's more bad than having sudden attacks on your court!

Ikki: *sighs* Metabee!

Metabee: Sorry about that. Anyways, someone just came today.

Ikki: What is it?

Metabee: It's your 3:30 client, Shaggy Rogers.

Ikki: Oh, really? If you insist on doing so, then bring him in.

Metabee: Sure thing, Ikki! I'll be back in just a jiffy! *runs off to get Shaggy*

Shaggy: Hi, Metabee.

Metabee: He likes to see you now.

(He comes into Ikki's office.)

Ikki: So you must be Shaggy of the Mystery Inc., right?

Shaggy: That's right. That's me.

Ikki: Can you tell us what happened?

Shaggy: Well... uhm... how can I put this? Oh yeah, it was that night when the gang and I had solved the case of the Chinese ghost. It was a great time. When I decided to celebrate, a girl appeared out of nowhere in front of me. I think her name was Karen Jinryō. She knows my name, without any explanation. And then, she started to rape me. But I got lucky, Lita saved me.

Ikki: Uhm.. I see. Didn't you got engaged to Lita Kino?

Shaggy: Yes.

Ikki: So you and Lita Kino are getting married?

Shaggy: Exactly yes. You and your friends want to come at our wedding?

Ikki: Sure. We'll also have court tomorrow morning, though. So I might have to think about that.

Shaggy: But first.

Ikki: What?

Shaggy: We have to deal with that girl who raped me.

Ikki: Karen Jinryō?

Shaggy: Yeah.

Ikki: Was she a girl that comes from a Samurai family who always carries a real Katana hung at her waist?

Shaggy: Unfortunately, yes.

Ikki: I see, we'll have court tomorrow morning so that we can get this over with and you can get married to Lita Kino soon after.

(Sonic879, your turn.)