Nostalgia Critic: Johnny Test

The video thumbnail consists of Nostalgia Critic holding a horrified Johnny Test in his neck, with NC pointing a knife to him, with the Johnny Test logo at the bottom right of the screen edited to read "Nostalgia Critic".

Transcript
NC: Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to.

(Intro and theme song to Season 2 of Johnny Test plays)

NC (voiceover): So, I have a pure flaming hate for Johnny Test, a godly pure horrible Canadian show that I wish never changed generations! For those who don't know what it is, Johnny Test is about a annoying, repetitive 9-year old kid called Johnny with a dog pal Dukey and his genius sisters Susan and Mary. For those who think this show is good, give this video a thumbs down. It's just my stupid opinion on this.

(Season 1 theme song plays as footage of a S2 episode plays)

NC (voiceover): Anyway, so continuing on. Johnny Test started out as a enjoyable show in 2005, the first three seasons being watchable. Until at least 2007, Teletoon decided to cancel the series, to be (gunshot) never aired again.

(Theme song comes to a pause)

NC (voiceover): I wish it was.

(Clips of Season 4 and 5 episodes play)

NC (voiceover): Suddenly in 2009, Johnny Test came back with a fourth season, moving to Cartoon Network in the United States when Kids WB got bulldozed. And hell, this show became a unwatchable wasted piece of shit.

(NC is then seen on the screen)

NC: Fuck you, Johnny Test. You have been such a WHINY, SELFISH BRAT all the time that makes me wanna take a gun at myself!!!

(NC then grabs a knife and cuts off the Johnny Test characters' heads, one-by-one)

(Clip from a episode of the show plays)

Johnny Test: Whoa! Didn't see that coming!

NC: Shut up, Johnny. Did you even see that coming?! Did you?! Shithead.

(Punches Johnny Test in the head)

NC: So, this show thankfully was cancelled in 2014, as I demand there will NEVER, EVER be a seventh season of this show! Seriously, this god-awful piece of Canadian cartoons makes Foodfight a masterpiece!!

(Footage of a Season 6 episode plays)

NC: So, while watching a episode, close your eyes and count the whip cracks.

(Whip crack plays, as NC closes his eyes)

NC: 1. 2. 3. 4.

(NC opens his eyes)

NC: Dammit, there never is a really quiet moment in this show, in which makes this show, a fucking EAR-RAPING, MIND-NUMBING, BRAIN-DAMAGING, LAUGH-FREE, EXTREME HEADACHING, EYESORING, TOOTH-DECAYING, FACE-PUNCHING and HEART-CRACKING half-ass show. And that's one of the reasons why I'm putting my TV on fire.

(Picture with Johnny Test falling into Hell appears)

NC (voiceover): I'm glad you enjoy yourself burning in the fiery depths of Hell, making my life ruined and spending your time in Land Abusralia. You have grown mature enough that I want to vomit in your eyes.

NC: And guess what, I'm going to burn all the DVDs of your show right now!

(NC puts the Johnny Test DVDs inside a fireplace and burns them)

NC: Here! Now they're dead!

NC: God, this show sucks dick. (A placecard shows up saying "THIS SUCKS".)

NC: So in 36 years, this show will burn into the ground and the creator of this show will forget this was even made in the first place!

(Season 5 episode plays)

NC: AAAARGGGGHHHHHH, ARRRGHH! Fuck you, Johnny Test! Fuck Cartoon Network! Fuck Teletoon!

NC: Man, this show is a piece of SAOZILLAFUXKUDISUUSEZUJDUFUXKUDKAJSHIFHSJQSWHGIBUFU.

(NC puts Johnny Test on acid)

NC (voiceover): JEUSISHDHUQUXBXHSYXYYAYHSYXYXYAYHSBXXNXFYCKHSUMSWUDEBEGY.

(Cuts back to Nostalgia Critic)

NC: You know, this takes Disney and Phineas and Ferb into shit levels! Shame on your crap, Johnny Test. You're the pain in my sack!

NC: So that's my long review done. I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to.