Ian Anderson/Season 2 Script

The Pride Is Back

 * TBA
 * Amana: HEY!, We're about to make out and we need privacy!
 * Pedro: Okay., screw this., i'm outta here. (jumps off 2nd floor window, does a safety roll)
 * TBA
 * Giana: WTF is LGBT
 * Pedro: IDK much either
 * Giana: But i stand by them
 * Pedro: Okay.
 * Giana: Girls are so hot.
 * Pedro: ok.
 * Giana: But boys are cute too...
 * Pedro:......., ok, you need to st-
 * Giana: ew i hate boys.
 * Pedro: Stop.
 * Giana: I feel like a boy
 * Pedro: (getting mad) Stop
 * Giana: Nevermind, people will bully me., I like them all b*tches
 * Pedro: GODDAMNIT STOP!!
 * Giana: Nevermind, i like boys, but girls are hot....
 * Pedro: PLEASE STOP- AY SUSMARYOSEP!
 * Giana: Nevermind, girls are my type.....
 * Pedro: ArE YOU FinisheD?!?!?
 * Giana: Yeah
 * Pedro: Finally i can f*cking leave.

NickRoll E-30

 * Ian's phone: *Plays NickRoll E-30 intro*
 * Ian: Huh?
 * Ian's phone: (currently playing video)
 * NickRoll E-30: Never Gonna Give You Up. Never Gonna Let You Down!
 * Text: "I Never Curse!"
 * NickRoll E-30: What The F*** is going on you guys!
 * TBA
 * Ben3: NickRoll E-30 is his name OKAY!

Police I Swear To God

 * (Minami being escorted by the cops)
 * Minami: Police I Swear to God, not simping for a child
 * Natsume: The hell's going on?
 * Cops: Your twin simped for a child.
 * Natsume: Why are you simping for a child man?
 * TBA
 * Cop 1: Minami, we saw your history and we saw that you are grooming a minor
 * Minami: WHAT?!?!?, I Never go to discord!, this is probably not me and someone hijacking me.
 * TBA
 * Pervman (The Real troll): hehehehe, i need to simp for other kids
 * TBA
 * Ms.Discord: Ready Pedro?, (Runs, Pedro follows her) One, Two, (Falls, Pedro Stops) Three!
 * (Pedro tries to keep his balance, he fails, and "Falls")
 * Ian: OH MY GOD!, PEDRO!, NOOOO!
 * Felipe: Well, there goes a decent friend...
 * Ms. Discord (Falling): Pedrooooooooooooo!!!! (plummets and dies)
 * Ian: Pedro...., you really are down bad.......
 * (Pedro later gets up, as it is revealed that Pedro managed to grab on a ledge)
 * Pedro: P*tang *na!. Muntik na yan!
 * Ian: Oh my God!, Pedro!, You grabbed a ledge!
 * Pedro: Yeah, it was pretty close
 * Police: (Arrests Pedro) You are a simp, after your friends told us that you are down bad for this MILF.)
 * (Little Dark Ages Plays)
 * Pedro: Police i swear to god, not simping for a MILF.

Pedro Gets an Anal Probe

 * TBA
 * TBA
 * Pedro: I Will prove to you that i don't have an Anal Probe (farts fire) OH SH*T!.



Would You Slap Her For 100 Million?

 * TBA
 * Lima: Don't take out the trash!, They have feelings too!, now they're gonna take you out!
 * Trash: (Comes to life, chases Zoey, and inevitably kills Zoey)
 * Kevin: Oh My God!, They Killed Zoey!
 * Tommy: You Bastards!

Character Debuts

 * Episode 1
 * Eric Sullivan
 * Episode 2
 * Benjamin Benford Benson
 * Adrian Lester
 * Cody Sullivan
 * Episode 3
 * Peter Sullivan
 * Natsume Kiryu
 * Minami Kiryu
 * Episode 4

Zoey Stegmann

 * The Pride Is Back - Absent, the only Stegmann present in that episode is Leanne.
 * NickRoll E-30 -
 * Police I Swear To God -
 * Would You Slap Her For 100 Million? - Killed by Trashmen (as in literal living garbage)