A PSA With King Arthur About Children Under The Age of 18 Not Wielding Weapons Like Guns and Swords

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 * Simon: Swords! Guns! Maces! Axes! Bows and Arrows! Spears! Tridents! Longbows! Crossbows! Everything else in-between! Wonder if I'd buy one?
 * King Arthur: Stop, Simon! Halt!
 * Simon: Arthur, you are my favorite American Football player! You are of the Knights of Justice!
 * King Arthur: Simon, don't wield weapons under the age of 18.
 * Simon: Yeah, I do.
 * King Arthur: And remember this, do not kill under the age of 18.
 * Simon: Now I know not to wield weapons.
 * King Arthur: And knowing is half the battle.