A warm welcome/Transcript

This Article is a Transcript for the House of Mouse: Takeout! episode: A warm welcome.

The start of the show
(Opening Shot: fade into a closeup of a stage as Mic Jr appears.)

[Mic Jr: and now, keep your arms, legs and feet, inside the house at all times, unless its a music number of course. Mickey mouse!!!

[Instrumental theme to a Jazz ver of M-I-C-K-E-Y Song plays plays]

[Mickey walks to the centre of the stage and he waves to everyone]

Mickey: hey there everybody!

[Scene cuts to the characters of Toy Story trying to get on top of the table, once everyone gets on, they clap]

Mickey: (offscreen) Good to see ya!

[Timon, Pumbaa, Simba and Nala appear: Timon is the only one on the table clapping]

Mickey: (offscreen) Old friends.

[The Muppets appear clapping)

Mickey: (offscreen) *giggles* and new friends!

[We then see a Truck Camera shot revealing some of the audience]

Mickey: (offscreen) welcome to the house everyone!

[Jazz Instrumental of M-I-C-K-E-Y ends]

[Mickey appears onscreen again]

Mickey: welcome back everyone! To our all new variety show of course-

[Stewie walks in]

Stewie: and I'm Stewie Griffin to all you parents watching, seriously if kids know me, I'm gonna get fired.

Mickey: Stewie? What are you doing here? *sigh* anyways, lemme explain the rules!

[Hades is sitting on the table looking bored, eventually, Pegasus from hercules comes and blows Hades hair off]

Mickey:(offscreen) no smoking

Stewie:(offscreen) Thanks captain obvious!

Mickey:(offscreen) Hey!

(Bart does a prank on homer, and homer gets extremely angry and attempts to strangle him)

Mickey:(offscreen) No Pranking, or villanous acts.

(Homer then looks at the 4th wall)

Stewie: (offscreen) but what if its for a show?

Mickey: (offscreen) I guess that's okay then but still.

[Scene cuts to the Griffin's sitting down on the chair]

Goofy: did somebody order the pawtucket ale and chips?

Brian: the Ale is for Peter, the chips are for us-Hang on, Where's Stewie? I remember him telling me that he was going to use the-

[Brian then see's Stewie on the stage with Mickey]

Brian: Hang on-

[Scene cuts to Mickey and Stewie on the Stage]

Mickey: now without a further a-

[Brian appears walking angrily]

Brian: Come on Stewie, it's time to get off the stage!

Stewie: *gasp* you do not tell the baby what to do, he's only 1 you know.

Brian: quit it, come on, or you won't get any ice cream afterwards.

Stewie: *Cries* Bu-But Brian, I love it up here, it's-

Mickey: Brian, can I stop you there.

Brian: *sigh* for what.

Mickey: since we have our specific roles. Why don't you two have specific roles to?

Brian: that sounds like a bunch of crap.

Mickey: wait! I haven't finished yet, so, since the sensational six, me included have specific roles, oh i just said that. Anyways, as i was gonna say, would you like to have specific roles.

Stewie and Brian: Specific roles?

Mickey: you know, for our segment.

Stewie: uh... what segment?

Mickey: lemme explain: our next segment is a game segment, so since my gangs busy, why don't you become hosts of the game segments?

Stewie: Brian, what do you think?

Brian: *sigh* Fine, but we better not get fired.

Mickey: is It because you're

Mickey and Brian: Adult IPs

Brian: yes.

Mickey: come on pal, we won't fire ya, after all, you're just doing you're job.

Brian: well, I'm in!

[Drumroll starts]

Mickey: and now, we give you-

Brian: The game of the day!

The game of the day!
[The game of the day instrumental plays]

[Brian walks in]

Brian: Hello everyone! welcome to the game-

Stewie: [runs in] of the day!

Brian: and today's game's gonna make y'all puzzled!

Stewie: maybe dad jokes weren't worth it...

Brian: yeah, but anyways, let's get the game started!

[Luz and her friends and Phineas and his friends appear]

Brian: Meet team Magic and team Creative! In: I am puzzled!

Let the games begin

* whistle sound effect plays*

* the 2 teams rush to build a puzzle piece*

Isabella: Phineas! Whatcha doin'?

Phineas: trying to find the first piece

Isabella: every piece is the 1st piece, just pick a handful!

Phineas: that's boring!

Luz: we're gonna win this Amity!

Amity: yes we are, because when we work together, nothing can go wrong!

Gus: found the matching piece!

Luz: perfect!

Phineas: *gasp* oh no Ferb! The opposing team is finding 30 times more puzzle pieces than us, we have to hurry!

Ferb: its okay, I've got a plan [brings out the Puzzle1000]

[Brian takes away the Puzzle1000]

Brian: no cheating!

Willow: 10 more pieces to go!

[The Owl team finally get to their last puzzle]

[the Owl team all cheer as they all give high fives to each other]

Brian: it's clear that we have a winner, and the winner is...the Owl team! Take it away Luz and Amity!

Luz: Hi, I'm Luz

Amity: and I'm Amity

Luz: and despite disney announcing plans to cancel our show for whatever reason, my relationship with Amity will never ever go away.

Amity: I also wanna say that our time on the Disney channel was quite short, but also quite sweet. When i saw news that the house of mouse was coming back. Me and my gang were very excited, especially my girlfriend.

Luz: That was because we got an invite along with our friends! Anyways, we're just so happy that we won!

Brian: that's right, and you've won....[drumroll]

[Scene cuts to a still of an island with the Bibidi Bobidi boo Travel logo]

a vacation courtesy of Bibidi Bobidi Boo travel!

[Luz and her friends all cheer]

Isabella: Hey Phineas! Still upset?

Phineas: well, I was before but Luz and Amity are one of the best couples.

Buford: have to agree with you

Baljeet: yeah.

Phineas: you know what, how about we all get some Milkshakes from goofy?

Ferb, Isabella, Buford and Baljeet: yeah!

The Short-Shorts
Mickey: well, that game was pretty fun to watch, don't you say? Horace?

[Scene cuts to Horace in the Recording room]

Horace: yeah, Mickey?

Mickey: (offscreen) its time to show our guests 2 Shorts.

Horace: cool, but which one?

Mickey: (offscreen) well, I would like to recommend the 2013 Mickey series. But that's because its pretty modern for its time.

[Scene cuts to Mickey on the Stage]

Mickey: now everyone, i would like to show you 2 shorts! Very short i know, but i bet you'll laugh! Let's go!

[Episode: No service begins]

[Episode: No service ends]

[The Avengers are seen clapping]

[audience is cheering]

[Episode: Yodelberg appears]

[Episode: Yodelberg ends]

[Audience is cheering]

Stewie: wow, Mickey! Everybody's liking your shorts!

Mickey: i know, and it's during a time where everybody can come in!

Donald: But there isn't any for me?

Mickey: come on Donald, we haven't even gotten to you yet!

Daisy: yeah, remember back in 2001 where you turned the house of mouse into "the house of duck?"

Donald: *sigh* I guess...

[Clarabelle is seen running backstage]

Clarabelle: Guys! Sorry for interrupting your sentence but, can i be host too.

Mickey: well, let's see....nope!

Clarabelle: why not?

Mickey: Because....

Minnie: there's 8 hosts, we can't have 9 or there would be too many!

Brian: yeah, that's right!

Clarabelle: Please

Donald: no...

Clarabelle: *squealing* pleaaase?

Daisy: don't think about it.

Clarabelle: PRETTY PLEEEEASSSE????!!!!

Brian: I don't know what to think, I mean-

Minnie: well Brian, if you would actually help up rather than giving your own commentary, things would become clearer!

[Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Stewie and Brian are seen arguing]

Mickey: guys! Stop arguing! I say that she hosts a segment! Who else agrees?

[Everyone raises their hands]

Mickey: good!

Mickey: *Angrily* Clarabelle, we're sorry that we upset you! So, we're giving you you're very own show!

Clarabelle: you know what I'm gonna do then!

[Clarabelle skips happily]

Mickey: [breaking the 4th wall] this is not what I imagined....

Clarabelles Gossip time
[A soul inspired song Plays]

Female chorus: ♪Clarabelle!♪

Mic Jr: (offscreen) wanna learn some facts?

Female chorus: ♪Clarabelle!!♪

Mic Jr: (offscreen) who is the master of fun facts?

Females chorus: ♪Clarabelle!!!♪

[Clarabelle walks in]

Clarabelle cow: that's me! *winking at the audience*

[A soul inspired song Ends]

An Upbeat instrumental soul song plays

Clarabelle: Hey everyone! I'm Clarabelle, and haven't I got some facts for you! And I bet you'll find them amoosing!

So enough cow puns and let's begin!

[The Stage's screen shows a Picture of the Actor: Jeff Fischer]

Clarabelle: Did you know, Jeff Fischer is played by THE Jeff Fischer?! *Gasp* I know, and the real Jeff Fischer owns a Wine company named: "Habit?" *Gasp* and his first acting career was in a pizza commercial? I ain't blowing smokes!

[Scene cuts to the Smiths sitting down looking confused]

Hayley: Jeff, this is awkward.

[Scene cuts to Clarabelle on the Stage]

Clarabelle: And finally, Jeff Fischer IRL lives in a trailer park! In a vineyard, and Habit is 100% done himself! No fancy crappy machines, that is awesome. and know you know!

[Clarabelle leaves]

[The upbeat soul music winds down]

Female chorus: ♪Clarabelle!!♪

[Scene cuts to the Smiths sitting down looking confused]

Roger: I knew that!

Hayley: Knew what?

Roger: Come on, everyone knows that Jeff is real and not a made-up fictional, forget it! [Roger leaves the table]

Jeff: that kinda made me weird babe, I mean-Cartoons aren't supposed to know who's real and who's who!

Hayley: It's okay Jeff, It probably shouldn't happen again!

[Clarabelle brings in a bottle of Habit Wine]

Clarabelle: [giving Jeff the bottled wine] You dropped this!

Jeff: [Breaking the 4th wall] Sometimes, it sucks running two jobs!

Female chorus: ♪Clarabelle!!♪

Flashback
[Mickey Walks in]

Mickey: Well, that was a socially awkward gossip time wasn't it? A cartoon character running two jobs? Give me a break! *laughs*

[Brian Walks in]

Brian: *laughs* yeah, only the hosts laugh, everyone was like "uhh" but we were like: "haaa"! Sometimes, random crap like that can make you laugh!

Mickey: it sure can Brian. And now, let's reveal what the audiences did a few weeks ago at disney studios, with of course, pre-recorded footage.

Brian: through embarrassing and straight up funny. We give you flashback!

[A slow guitar jam plays]

choir: : ♪Flashback!♪

[Slow guitar jam ends]

[screen zooms in to reveal inside of walt disney studios]

[Scene fades to a the lunchroom with snow white]

Snow white (offscreen): I just remember like it was yesterday, it was a normal day at the lunch hall.

I was on my lunch break, and silly me just bit into. An apple cake?

[Scene shows snow white faints as dramatic music plays]

[Aurora walks in but eventually drops her lunch]

Aurora: *gasps*

Snow white: (offscreen) I know, But then Aurora found out that an old witch was sitting behind me!

[Scene zooms in to reveal the old witch with habit wine]

Old witch: yes! My apple scheme is becoming a success! Especially since i have a subscription for a  lifetime supply of habbit wine!

[Jeff Fischer walks in]

Jeff: *Angrily* Okay old hag, is that what we're doing now?

[old witch Pushes Jeff Fischer]

[Jeff Fischer starts crying]

Jeff Fischer: (offscreen) Pause!

[The screen pauses]

Jeff: (offscreen) who added that in?!

Brian: (offscreen) uh....

Jeff: (offscreen) cut this out or I'll send you to the goshdamn pound by Sunday!

Brian: (offscreen) okay okay, let's uh...get straight to the finale then!

[fast forward button plays]

[Play button plays]

Snow white: (offscreen) then, everybody found out about the old hag.

[Aurora then angrily splashes water on the old hag, revealing that she's the evil queen]

[Everyone gasps]

Aurora: someone call a prince!

[Snow whites Prince appears]

Snow Whites prince: right here!

[Snow Whites prince kisses snow white on the cheek]

[Snow white wakes up]

[everyone cheers]

Snow White: what was I just doing?

Aurora: well, let's say it was a bit complicated.

Evil queen: wait a minute, how, oh yeah, I sent her a poisonous apple cake.

Real life security guard appears: Okay queenie, games over!

[The real life security guard drags the Queen away]

Evil Queen: wait, no! No! Take me back! Waaaiiittt!

[the end appears, then we zoom out]

[Audience cheers]

Mickey: wow! What a good show!

Brian: that's right

[Jeff angrily chases Brian]

Jeff: bad boy Brian! You embarrassed me, my wife and my in laws! And don't come up with a crappy excuse!

Brian: comedy?

Jeff: GRRRRRR!

[Jeff chases Brian]

Mickey: [calls minnie on the phone] Minnie!

Minnie: (offscreen) yeah?

Mickey: What should I do, I have no segment, and I don't want to do, the alley cats are cancelled, ah this day is crazy!

Minnie: (offscreen) well, let's see, how about we see what's happening with the audience. You know like the 2001 house of mouse.

Mickey: I could but what if-

Minnie: (offscreen) do you want to save your shoe or not?

Mickey: *Sigh* fine.

[Mickey hangs up]

Mickey: now we give you: "meanwhile"

[Audiences boos offscreen]

[Audiences throw pancakes at Mickey]

Mickey: [fake smiles] You...Might Like it?

Meanwhile
[Fade Transition: a dimmed basement with lots of stuff in it]

[Brian tries to hide from Jeff]

Brian: I should be safe here....

[Jeff Jumps out of nowhere]

Jeff: Brian!

Brian: [Squeals] What....WHATTT!!!

Jeff: You're an embarrassment Brian, you and your "Friends". You think this is okay?

Brian: Oh no! no! nooooooo!!

[Scene cuts to the smiths at the table]

[Hayley Recognises Jeff]

Hayley: *points* That's my husband!

Stan: So, there's no way to get to whatever this is.

Roger: I think she knows.

Stan: Does she?!

Hayley: Don't worry, it should be backstage or something, not like i'm gonna get hurt. And Roger, if i don't make it out alive, i want you to have this!

[Hayley Gives Roger her necklace]

Roger: should i give it back if you return

Hayley: *winking* Yes.

[Hayley soon runs]

[Scene cuts to Brian being scared by Jeff]

Brian: I'll cancel the show! I'll cancel the show *sobs*

[Hayley comes running in]

Hayley: Babe, wait!

Jeff: what?

Hayley: *sigh* Jeff, you don't have to do this, not at all.

Jeff: [rolls his eyes] Are you trying to excuse comedy?

Hayley: kind of but I want you to listen to me. Brian was just doing his job, he just got hired. Like everyone, we all do the best we can. I personally found that scene where the Evil Queen pushed you funny. But anyways, you don't have to do this.

[Jeff then starts feeling remorse]

Jeff: *Cries* I'm sorry, so, so sorry!

Hayley: it's okay, Jeff, I understand. Say, how about we get some kale smoothies each?

Jeff: Okay...

[Hayley and Jeff both leave]

[Offscreen audience: awww]

Brian: [confused] So....I can go?

Brian: Finally! Yes! YES!

[Brian whistles like it's nothing and walks back upstairs]

Host Vs. Host
[Brian walks up to the backstage]

Brian: Who's up for another challenge?

[The sensational six look at Brian in confusion]

Mickey: Us?

Donald: But we're not-

Brian: Contestants? No! I'm not talking about contestants, I'm talking about you six! [walks off]

[The sensational Six appear in Shock]

Goofy: Gorsh! we're contestants now?!

[Brian walks to the stage]

Brian: Sorry for the long wait! Anyways, I'd like to give you another challenging segment!

Stewie: [Walks in] giving the best of our favourite sensational sixes, a challenge of a lifetime!

Brian and Stewie: Host vs Host!

[Upbeat techno song plays]

Autotune voice: Host vs Host!

[Upbeat techno song Ends]

Brian: Today's challenge is...

* drumroll plays*

A boring pin the tail game!

[Scene cuts to the planet express crew confused and a little angry]

Zoidberg: This show is bad! And you should feel Bad!

Brian: Okay Lobster fellow!

Zoidberg: (Offscreen) I have a name!

Brian: So without any further ado!

Brian and Stewie: Let the games begin!

* Whistle sound plays*

[The sensational six appear with blindfolds, all walking into things]

Mickey: *sigh* do we really have to wear this?

Brian: That's the rules for ya Mick!

* the two teams rush to pin the tail on a donkey through a montage*

Donald: Oh I hate this game! [accidentally puts the tail on the donkey]

Daisy: Me too!

Brian: it's clear that we have a winner! Donald duck!

Donald: [takes off his blindfold] Wait, What?

[The sensational six takes off their blindfolds]

Mickey: Okay, Okay! I have to say that this was the worse thing I ever did!

Stewie: Also, nobody gets a prize, because giving prizes to hosts is so unfair isn't it?

Mickey: [Pushes Brian and Stewie Away]

Mickey: Oops! Looks like you need to get dressed!

[The audience looks in silence]

Jeff: Wait, I'm confused!

The Finale
Mickey: You should be! And I hope you all are dressed too!

[The sensational six appear in new outfits and Mickey rips off his outfit to appear a new one]

Mickey: Because it's the finale!

[everyone starts cheering]

Mickey: Take it away Everyone!

[An upbeat Jazz tune plays]

Mickey: (singing) Who's that knockin' at the House of Mouse?

Everyone (singing) We're all knockin' at the House of Mouse

Mickey: (singing) So come on in, we're gonna shake the house

We're all rockin' at the House of Mouse

We're havin' a ball, and we're rockin' the hall

The host: (singing) So come one and all to the House of Mouse!

Everyone: (singing) The party's just started, so come on in

The good times are all just about to begin

Step inside we're gonna have some fun

There's plenty of room here for everyone

Brian: (singing) New friends and Old friends here for you!

Stewie: (singing) We'll find so many things to do!

Daisy: (singing) Gossip, Games and Shorts galore!

Donald: (singing) So come in what 'cha waitin' for?

Mickey: (singing) So come on in, we're gonna shake the house

We're havin' a ball at the House of Mouse!

Everyone: (singing) The party's just started, And we're hanging out!

All this fun makes you jump and shout!

Step inside we're gonna have some fun

There's plenty of room here for everyone

(Instrumental bridge)

Everyone: (singing) The party's just started, so come on in

The good times are all just about to begin

Step inside we're gonna have some fun

There's plenty of room here for everyone

Mickey: (singing) At the house of mouse!

[Everyone appears doing their own poses at the end of the song]

[Song ends]

Minnie: What a warm welcome!

Mickey: It sure was!

[Jeff Fischer appears out of nowhere]

Jeff: Can I become host too?

[Hayley gently taps Jeff's shoulder]

Hayley: Come on Jeff, shows over!

[Hayley walks Jeff out, Jeff appears to be upset]

Brian: And we got to see almost everyone! From the Avengers, to the avatars!

Stewie: We sure did Brian!

Mickey: And as of you viewers at home! Thanks for stopping by to the coolest show on earth, See you real soon and goodnight!

[Everyone waves goodbye all the way to the exit]

[The episode ends]