The Big Boys Club/Pilot

(the plot begins with showing the logo owned by PEACOCK TV. It then cuts to a cave as someone wakes up)
 * Dave: Where am I?

(He steps outside as he discovers a huge island and the plane crash)


 * Dave: you gotta be kidding me! This is why I shouldn't sign up for clubs!

(Dave then faces the audience)


 * Dave: so your probably asking yourself...how the hell did i get roped into something like this. Well its a long story. And it is all connected to one thing. The Big Boys Club.
 * (Shows theme)
 * PEACOCK PRESENTS
 * BEN SCHWARTZ
 * THE BIG BOYS CLUB
 * Created by Bill Prady and Ben Silverman

(Cuts to two days earlier at a big college as Dave is arriving)

Dave: First day of College. I can't believe I am doing it ten years after I am supposed to. Not sure why I chose to do it now but who cares.

(Suddenly a man in a suit and fedora walks in)

(Dave stops the car)

Dave: Uh Can I Help You?

(Cuts back to Dave in the cave)

Dave: and thats what happened

(Credits Roll)

Dave: no no no not really lets just go back to that part

(Back to the part with Dave in the car)

Dave: Uh. Can I help you?

Jedediah: Greetings I am Jedidiah Magoo.

Dave: Who?