Tournament Doofus/Oh, Cousin?/Transcript

Scene 1: Jerry's Reunion

 * [The episode starts late at night; at a bar, a mouse named Muscles is checking his watch, waiting for his cousin Jerry to arrive. Shrugging, he then chugs down half his jug of beer; then, Jessica Rabbit comes along]
 * Jessica Rabbit: Huh? Oh. Uh. Sorry. Mm. Lemme. Yeah. [walks away]
 * Muscles: Hm? Mm.
 * [Jerry finally arrives]
 * Muscles: [screams in excitement]
 * Jerry: [also screams in excitement, as he hugs Muscles]
 * Muscles: [points at a free jug of beer; Jerry frees Muscles]
 * Jerry: [starts drinking it all]
 * Muscles: [finishes the rest of his]
 * Jerry: [points at three men on a table chugging beer like them]
 * Man #1 and Man #2: Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
 * Man #3: [finishes it, but is interrupted by Muscles laughing maniacally]
 * Man #1: Litle fella's tipsy? I see. Eh.
 * Man #2: Hey, ye. More? [slides beer to Jerry, but he refuses, backing away, chuckling nervously, but he then falls onto the floor, feeling dizzy]
 * Muscles: [pushes Jerry into the beer, as he wakes up, happy, and Muscles jumps in too]

Segment 1: Arcade Rabbit

 * [It starts off

Scene 2: Oh, Cousin?/???/???

 * [It starts off with Jerry reading a book, while he thinks of his cousin once more, and he starts singing]
 * Jerry: [in his head] Oh, cousin, how would I know? I don't think so. No, I know so. No, I know that you're strong, big and tough, you're kicking me around and that's enough, but that murderous Tom, what can I even say? Go ahead, do it, as long as with it you're okay, I don't even question you, is it luck, is it life, is it so? Why are you so strong, and I'm just a potato? I don't wanna question you, 'cause in the long term, what's the point? Are you looking over me with shoulders, does it disappoint? How would I know? I don't think so. No, I know so, oh cousin, you're my cousin, I ain't causin' no menagerie, 'cause you're my cousin, what kinda cousin, would do that, so don't you do it to me, oh cousin... oh cousin... oh cousin... oh cousin... oh......... [is interrupted by Tom]
 * Tom:
 * TBA