L.A. Or Bust/Trailer transcripts

*The following is a transcript of the trailers for the film, L.A. Or Bust, which was released on August 13, 2004.

Teaser Trailer
[Shows footage of many road trips]

Announcer: Usually, we take road trips to visit grandma’s house or go to an amusement park.

[Cuts to a black screen]

Announcer: But this road trip is going to change the idea of road trips completely.

[Cuts to Danny’s room]

Danny: We’re going to L.A.!

Danny’s friends: Wait, WHAT?!

[Atomic Dog starts to play]

[Shows Paramount Pictures logo]

[Shows Nickelodeon Movies logo]

[Shows OctoYoshi Studios logo]

Katie: Are you crazy? Do we even have the money for this?

Danny: [holding piggy bank] All the money we need is in this piggy bank! You’re a lifesaver, Mr. Oinkers!

Katie: [facepalms]

Announcer: This Summer, prepare for madness...

[Shows Danny’s car going up a ramp on the back of a truck]

Danny and his friends: [screaming, eyes popping in and out of their faces]

Announcer: Intense action...

[Shows the crew running as an angry mob chases them]

Announcer: Drama...

Greta: You don’t even know where we’re going, do you?

Danny: Considering I’ve never been to Los Angeles before, no, not really.

Announcer: And, laughs.

Leroy: [laughing] I’m sorry, I just- [continues laughing]

Lani: Hyenas these days.

[Show’s the movie’s logo]

Announcer: L.A. Or Bust.

Danny: Let's go! [pushes the wrong pedal and accidentally backs in to the garage] Oops, wrong pedal. [pushes the right pedal and drives out of the driveway]

Katie: This is going to be one long road trip...

[A white, rectangular highway sign spins and then stops to reveal the film’s release date]

Text: Coming Soon 

[The bottom shows the corporate logos and copyright information]

Official Trailer
[Shows Paramount Pictures logo]

[Shows Nickelodeon Movies logo]

[Shows OctoYoshi Studios logo]

Danny: My friends, I have a surprise for you...

Lani: Okay, what is it?

Danny: We're going to L.A.!

Danny's friends: Wait, 'WHAT?! '

[Born to Be Wild starts playing]

Announcer: This Summer...

Greta: You're insane.

Danny: I've known that all 18 years of my life!

Dave: Oh, boy...

Announcer: Get ready for a wild ride...

Danny: Let's go! [pushes the wrong pedal and accidentally backs in to the garage] Oops, wrong pedal.

Katie: [facepalms]

[O Fortuna starts playing]

Announcer: Get ready for the wildest road trip in existence...

[Shows Danny’s car going up a ramp on the back of a truck]

Danny and his friends: [screaming, eyes popping in and out of their faces]

Dave: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!

Danny: At least we die being friends, right?

Lani: You're not helping.

Text:  Paramount Pictures , Nickelodeon Movies, and OctoYoshi Studios 

Announcer: Paramount Pictures, Nickelodeon Movies, and OctoYoshi Studios present...

Salesman: Let's get those crazy kids!

Katie:  RUN!!!

[Shows the crew being chased by an angry mob]

Danny: L.A.'s gone mad!

Katie: You're just now noticing that?

Greta: You don’t even know where we’re going, do you?

Danny: Considering I've never been to Los Angeles before, no, not really.

[Show’s the movie’s logo]

Announcer: L.A. Or Bust.

[A white, rectangular highway sign spins and then stops to reveal the film’s release date]

Text: In Theaters Summer 2004 

[The bottom shows the corporate logos and copyright information]

Home Video Trailer
[Shows Paramount Pictures logo]

[Shows Nickelodeon Movies logo]

[Shows OctoYoshi Studios logo]

Danny: My friends, I have a surprise for you...

Lani: Okay, what is it?

Danny: We're going to L.A.!

Danny's friends: Wait, 'WHAT?! '

[Born to Be Wild starts playing]

Announcer: Now on DVD and Video...

Greta: You're insane.

Danny: I've known that all 18 years of my life!

Dave: Oh, boy...

Announcer: Get ready for a wild ride...

Danny: Let's go! [pushes the wrong pedal and accidentally backs in to the garage] Oops, wrong pedal.

Katie: [facepalms]

[O Fortuna starts playing]

Announcer: Get ready for the wildest road trip in existence...

[Shows Danny’s car going up a ramp on the back of a truck]

Danny and his friends: [screaming, eyes popping in and out of their faces]

Dave: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!

Danny: At least we die being friends, right?

Lani: You're not helping.

Text:  Paramount Pictures , Nickelodeon Movies, and OctoYoshi Studios 

Announcer: Paramount Pictures, Nickelodeon Movies, and OctoYoshi Studios present...

Salesman: Let's get those crazy kids!

Katie:  RUN!!!

[Shows the crew being chased by an angry mob]

Greta: You don’t even know where we’re going, do you?

Danny: Considering I've never been to Los Angeles before, no, not really.

[Show’s the movie’s logo]

Announcer: L.A. Or Bust.

[A white, rectangular highway sign spins and then stops to reveal the DVD’s release date]

Text: Now on DVD and Video 

[The bottom shows the corporate logos and copyright information]

TV Spot #1
[O Fortuna starts playing]

[Shows Paramount Pictures logo]

[Shows Nickelodeon Movies logo]

[Shows OctoYoshi Studios logo]

Text: August 13 

Announcer: On August 13...

Leroy: WOO-HOO!!!

Text: Get Ready 

Announcer: Get ready...

[Shows the crew being chased by an angry mob]

Danny: L.A.’s gone mad!

Katie: You’re just now noticing that?

Announcer: For the craziest event of the summer...

[Shows Danny’s car going up a ramp on the back of a truck]

Lani: Now that’s what I call cool.

[Shows the film’s logo]

Announcer: L.A. Or Bust

Text: Only In Theaters August 13 

Announcer: Rated PG, only in theaters August 13.

[Shows the corporate logos, copyright info, and the film’s rating at the bottom of the screen]

TV Spot #2
[I’ve Seen Better Days starts playing]

Announcer: Have you heard the news?

Lani: What....?

Announcer: Everyone is going nuts for L.A. Or Bust!

Danny: [Tail wagging] That’s what I like to hear!

Announcer: Rolling Stone calls it a ”A wild ride, indeed!”

Katie: Sweet...

Announcer: And Roger Ebert gives it 3 stars out of 4!

Leroy: WOO-HOO!!!

[Shows the films logo]

Announcer: L.A. Or Bust

Text: In Theaters August 13 

Announcer: Rated PG, only in theaters August 13.

[Shows the corporate logos, copyright info, and the film’s rating at the bottom of the screen]

TV Spot #3
Announcer: The excitement can't be contained...

Paul: I'm freaking out, man!

Announcer: L.A. Or Bust hits theaters in 5 days!

Katie: Yeah!

Announcer: Go over to Nick.com for clips, trailers, and games!

Danny: This is gonna be so awesome!

Text: Only In Theaters August 13 

Announcer: Be sure you get the chance to see L.A. Or Bust. Rated PG, only in theaters August 13.

[Shows the corporate logos, copyright info, and the film’s rating at the bottom of the screen]

Lani: Ah, yeah.

TV Spot #4
Announcer: The excitement can't be contained...

Paul: I'm freaking out, man!

Announcer: L.A. Or Bust hits theaters in 4 days!

Katie: Yeah!

Announcer: Go over to Nick.com for clips, trailers, and games!

Danny: This is gonna be so awesome!

Text: Only In Theaters Friday 

Announcer: Be sure you get the chance to see L.A. Or Bust. Rated PG, only in theaters Friday.

[Shows the corporate logos, copyright info, and the film’s rating at the bottom of the screen]

Lani: Ah, yeah.

TV Spot #5
Announcer: The excitement can't be contained...

Paul: I'm freaking out, man!

Announcer: L.A. Or Bust hits theaters in 3 days!

Katie: Yeah!

Announcer: Go over to Nick.com for clips, trailers, and games!

Danny: This is gonna be so awesome!

Text: Only In Theaters Friday 

Announcer: Be sure you get the chance to see L.A. Or Bust. Rated PG, only in theaters Friday.

[Shows the corporate logos, copyright info, and the film’s rating at the bottom of the screen]

Lani: Ah, yeah.

TV Spot #6
Announcer: The excitement can't be contained...

Paul: I'm freaking out, man!

Announcer: L.A. Or Bust hits theaters Friday!

Katie: Yeah!

Announcer: Go over to Nick.com for clips, trailers, and games!

Danny: This is gonna be so awesome!

Text: Only In Theaters Friday 

Announcer: Be sure you get the chance to see L.A. Or Bust. Rated PG, in theaters everywhere Friday.

[Shows the corporate logos, copyright info, and the film’s rating at the bottom of the screen]

Lani: Ah, yeah.

TV Spot #7
Announcer: The excitement can't be contained...

Paul: I'm freaking out, man!

Announcer: L.A. Or Bust hits theaters tomorrow!

Katie: Yeah!

Announcer: Go over to Nick.com for clips, trailers, and games!

Danny: This is gonna be so awesome!

Text:  In Theaters Everywhere Tomorrow 

Announcer: Be sure you get the chance to see L.A. Or Bust. Rated PG, in theaters everywhere tomorrow.

[Shows the corporate logos, copyright info, and the film’s rating at the bottom of the screen]

Lani: Ah, yeah.

TV Spot #8
Announcer: Today's the day!

Danny: Aren't you guys excited?

Announcer: Everyone is rushing to see L.A. Or Bust!

Paul: That's kind of cool.

Announcer: Get to theater as quick as you can!

Lani: What are you waiting for?

Announcer: Come see L.A. Or Bust!

Danny: Let's go! [pushes the wrong pedal and accidentally backs in to the garage] Oops, wrong pedal.

Katie: [facepalms]

Announcer: Rated PG, now playing.

[Shows the corporate logos, copyright info, and the film’s rating at the bottom of the screen]

TV Spot #9
[Born to Be Wild starts playing]

Announcer: Strap in your seat belts!

Leroy: Here we go!!!

Announcer: The craziest road trip has just hit the big screen!

Lani: Nice!

Announcer: And you do wanna miss it!

Danny: Let's go! [pushes the wrong pedal and accidentally backs in to the garage] Oops, wrong pedal.

Katie: This is gonna be one long road trip.

[Shows the film's logo]

Announcer: L.A. Or Bust. Rated PG, now playing.