Space Bros./Transcript

OPENING LOGOS

CUT TO BLUE SKY

(New Line Cinema presents)

(in association with Legendary Pictures)

(a Cartoon Saloon production)

(a Nora Twomey film)

(Eddie Murphy)

(Colin Farrell)

("Los Angeles 2195" text appears)

Nick: Dude, what did I tell you about eating in my car?

Richard: Please, man, I'm not getting my sex at home.

Don't deny me this.

Nick: What are you talking about? You sleep with a beautiful woman every night.

Richard: I'm married. That's what married means, It means you sleep together, and then you make some babies.

Nick: Why don't you watch it with all that shit, all right?

Richard: Hey look, where's your cup holders?

Nick: I don't have one.

Richard: What do you mean you don't have one? $80,000 for this car and you ain't got no fucking cup holders.

Nick: It's $105000 and this happens to be one of fastest production cars in the galaxy. Nissan Vortex sweetie, this is a limited edition.

Richard: You shit me not it's limited! No cup holder, no back seat, just a shiny dick with two chairs in it! I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along!

[Richard drops his fries on the floor]

Richard: Oh shit. Sorry.

[Nick then pulls over by the sidewalk]

Nick: Get 'em.

Richard: You see I can't get down there, you got an engineering floor up in here my shit ain't goin down up in there.