Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls (TV show)/S1E2: Pretending Everything Threatens Animals/Transcript


 * Narrator: [shot of a collage featuring various animals] Animals; one of the living beings on Earth. [cut to a man walking his pretty cat] Cats, [cut to a woman walking her tough bulldog] dogs, [cut to a monkey at a zoo] monkeys...[cut to a male child helping an old woman at the street] even humans! But some deserve to be murdered, but a certain organization takes this one step further...
 * [cut to a parody of Sonic Drive-In called "Quick Meal"]
 * Female Quick Meal chef: [gives customer a full meal bag] Here's your order!
 * Customer #1: [takes bag] Thank you! [drives away]
 * Customer #2: [drives in after Customer #1] A full meal, please!
 * Female Quick Meal chef: [gives second customer a full meal bag] Here's your order!
 * Customer #2: [takes bag] Gee, thanks! [drives away]
 * [a black-colored car drives in]
 * Female Quick Meal chef: Oh, my!
 * [black car window opens, it reveals the members of the organization "Greatest Animal Savers" or "G.A.S."]
 * Brittany Banana: So I heard you serve burgers?
 * Female Quick Meal chef: Uhh, yes? Wh-wh-wh-what's wrong with that?
 * Brittany Banana: Because they have meat.
 * Female Quick Meal chef: Yes, what's wrong with meat-
 * Brittany Banana: We're going to shut you down, since you've been murdering cows to satisfy these aliens!
 * Female Quick Meal chef: But, but-
 * Brittany Banana: [prepares gun, aims at the female Quick Meal chef] Hands up.
 * Female Quick Meal chef: But why would you-
 * [Brittany Banana shoots the female Quick Meal chef offscreen, literal blue blood is splattered on the back wall]