WikiPlays/Embruss Part 1: Welcome to Embruss

Script
Nolan: Ok you guys wanna play one of the badass games currently out right now

Dillon: Badass game? ok.

Noah: Sure, why not?

(It cuts to the planet Earth)

Narrator: Life...was shattered a long time ago

Noah: OH SHIT! CLIPBOARD!

Narrator: There were only a few human survivors who escaped the clutches of Darason a dark lord who started the post apocolyptic space war (Earth explodes as a evil laughter is heard)

Dillon: Darason, sounds like an edgy YouTuber.

Narrator: However where did they go when Earth was helled at its knees they went to a unforseeing planet named Embruss (It shows all of Embruss) Where it says one is chosen to end the post apocalyptic space war

* Noah writes down all the stuff.*

Noah (writing): Earth is destroyed. Space war. Darason is evil and started the war. They went to a planet called Embruss. One is chosen to end the war- THIS IS JUST STAR WARS!

(Cutscene ends and shows a character creator)

Dillon (VO): Oh so it is Mass Effect.

Noah (VO): Alrighty, guys, whaddya wanna make this character like? Maybe make it some shit for DeviantArt dweebs.

Dillon (VO): Let's make Keanu Reeves.

Noah (VO): Even better!

(they create Keanu Reeves in a huge montage)

Noah (VO): And now that our 80s montage is done, time to play the fucking game!

(The game starts with their custom character waking up in a escape pod)

Male Voice (heavy breathing) W...Where the hell am I?

Noah (VO): You're in The Matrix.

Dillin (VO): Or Spongebob 3.

Noah (VO): Or John Wick or Toy Story 4, or Constantine.

(Noah controls the character to look around as he sees space while in the escape pod)

Male Voice: What happened i don't remember a lot...(strts to get visions in his head but thinks its just a headache Noah then uses the controller to see the computer but it doesn't turn on)

Male Voice: Damn It!

Noah (VO): Guys, the fucking computer's not working.

Dillon (VO): Boo hoo.

(Dillon moves the controller to turn it on one more time and it does as the male tries to locate on the map where he is)

Satan (VO): Let me play a sad song on the world's smallest violin.

Noah (VO): Satan, what are you doing here?

Satan (VO): What? Can't have a little fun?

Dillon (VO): No.

(The Male tries to radio for help)

Male Voice: Hello? Hello? is anyone there??...

(No reply, until someone does)

Noah (VO): AHA! OTHER PEOPLE!

Buddy: "Hello I am Buddy. An automated AI"

Noah (VO): Ah, never mind. Back to square one.

Dillon (VO): I guess this is a tutorial dude.

Male Voice: (sarcasm) Oh thats fuckin helpful

* The computer eventually turns on.*

Noah (VO): Oh, okay, looks like the computer is working!

Buddy: I am here to help you master your computer and mecha-suit.

Male Voice: Ok can you tell me where i am?

Buddy: Scanning...uknown

Male Voice: You gotta be fuckin kidding me

Buddy: (breaking fourth wall) Use the analog stick to move around but you probably already knew that.

Noah (VO): At least the game isn't lying.

Male Voice: Ok now what.

Buddy: You can use the X button to jump. But you probably knew that too. Now you can use triangle to punch.