The Avengers (Marvel;Re)/Issue 5 (Coolot1)

This is issue five of Thor's plot of The Avengers.

Transcript
Begins with Thor playing CastleDay while eating a Waitress Brand Sponge Cake. The Avengers and Wong stare at him. Wanda just walks to the TV and unplugs it. Thor hisses. They do. While scrolling they see a person who is probably Jessica/Loki in a bar fight at Josie's Bar. At the bar Jessica/Loki is fighting Eduardo Lobo and the Scarecrow. The Avengers then come. Brian charges at Lobo as Loki/Jessica just laughs. He/she runs off as Thor and Wong give chase. He/she turns and sees Thor behind him as he knocks him or her out. Thor then whistles as his two goats come. Wong nods and goes as Thor arrives in Josie's as both Lobo and Scarecrow are knocked out. They nod and walk off in a cool fashion as the bartender walks out of the bathroom and sees the knocked out Lobo and Scarecrow. Issue ends.
 * Carol: Your brother is out there in Jessica Jones' body and you are playing a Battle Royale game?
 * Thor: Yes. I just need to warm up my powers. Did you know they just added Spider-Boy to the game?
 * Brian: For the sake of Buddha...
 * Rick: You're a buddhist?
 * Brian: Nope!
 * Wanda: We have a situation. Don’t play this stupid game.
 * Thor: Fine. Only for you Wanda!
 * Eros: Only for her? You are a bloody Avenger for crying out loud.
 * Thor: Eh good point.
 * Wong: So... where is your brother?
 * Thor: I have no idea. We should maybe check the Avengers wave and see if there is any insane woman with horns causing chaos.
 * Carol: Of course Loki decided to go to one of the most infamous criminal bars.
 * Lobo: Crap! It's Thor and his Beauty Squad!
 * Brian: What did you just call us?!
 * Loki/Jessica: Ah I just love good ol' chaos.
 * Thor: Avengers! Take down the two criminals. Me and Wong will hunt after Loki.
 * Loki/Jessica: In your dreams!
 * Loki/Jessica: Just give up! It's not like this beautiful body is irreplaceable!
 * Thor: I made her a promise! A promise that nothing like her tenure working for the Purple Man will never happen again! I had failed her.
 * Loki/Jessica: That's sad.... psych!
 * Wong: ...You're not funny.
 * Loki/Jessica: No... you just have a low enough IQ to not understand my humor.
 * Wong: I trained under the Ancient One! I read various ancient scriptures! I helped teach Doctor Strange all of his tricks! I could easily beat Strange if I want to! It's either that you are winning or...
 * Thor: You have a low enough IQ to not see this attack happen.
 * Loki/Jessica: What attack?
 * Thor: Put her on a goat and lead her to the Avengers HQ. I need to go to Josie's.
 * Thor: Boys and girls... it's time we get Jessica back.
 * Bartender: Maybe I shouldn't have fu-