Baldi336: The Movie/Transcript

''​This is the full movie transcript of the 2020 film Baldi336: The Movie. ''

​​Part 1: Welcome to my Schoolhouse!
(Shows 20th Century Studios logo variant, then shows Warner Bros. Pictures logo, and then shows the Universal Studios logos on screen)

​(Shows Disney Logo, then when the arc forms, the logo turns into a paper sheet then opening credits)

Baldi336​: Hello there! I am Baldi336, and I'm going to Baldi's Schoolhouse!

(​Screen then goes past Schoolhouse)

Baldi​: Oh, Hi! Welcome to my Schoolhouse!

​(Screen shows the You Can Think Pad)

​Baldi​: Problem 1.

Baldi​: 5+5=

Baldi336​: 10!

Baldi​: Great job! That's right!

Narrator​: 2 problems later....

Baldi​: You got a shiny quarter for being good at math!

Baldi336​: Thank you.

Narrator​: Another 2 problems later....

​(Screen shows the You Can Think Pad)

Baldi​: Problem 3!

Baldi: 8439049024890+43834894343x233232323223=

Baldi336​: 666!

​(Screen shows Baldi getting angry)

Baldi​: I HEAR EVERY DOOR YOU OPEN!

​​Part 2: Baldi gets angry!
Baldi336​: WAIT WHAT!

Baldi​: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! You think I'm bad, and that's good, right, because you're getting spanked with a ruler!

Baldi336​: Oh No!

Principal of the Thing​: "whistles offscreen"

​(Later, Baldi336 runs while the Principal is here)

Principal of the Thing​: No running in the halls!

Principal of the Thing​: 15 seconds! Detention for you. When will you learn?

Baldi336​: HEY! WHY DID YOU SENT ME TO DETENTION!

Principal of the Thing​: Because you've been breaking the rules!

Baldi336​: Ugh. whatever.

Baldi336​: "screams"

Playtime​: LET'S PLAY

Playtime​: Ready, Go!

Playtime​: "Counts 1-5"

Playtime​: Wow! That's Great! let's play again! Sometime soon....

It's a Bully​: I'm gonna take your candy......

Baldi336​: Oh No! It's The Bully!

It's a Bully​: I'll take that..... It's mine NOW......

​(Later, Baldi slaps his ruler off screen)

Baldi336​: OH NO

​(5 notebooks later)

​​Part 3: All 7 Notebooks
Baldi​: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU FOUND ALL 7 NOTEBOOKS! NOW ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS: GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!! HEH-HEEEEEEEH!

Baldi336​: Aw, crap!

​(Later, Arts & Crafters charges at the player while the screen turns red)

Baldi336​: Wait, what? I need to find 2 more exits!

​(Then, the screen fades to Baldi336 running in Here Town)

Baldi336​: Please, let's find the portal!

​(the cannon blastes Baldi336)

Baldi336​: "SCREAMS"

Baldi​: "I'm coming!"

Baldi​: "SCREAMS"

​(and then, Baldi336 and Baldi is in the portal, it uses mix-up colors)

​(scene shows Baldi336's house)

​​Part 4: Baldi336's House
Baldi336​: What is this house?

Baldi​: This is YOUR house, Baldi336, and let's take a tour of it!

Baldi336​: Okay Baldi.

​(After the house tour.....)

Baldi​: Okay, thank you! now i have to go back to my own world.

Baldi336​: Thanks Baldi.

Baldi​: Okay, I'll see you later!

​(Later, Baldi goes back into the portal then the portal disappears)

Baldi336​: Okay, let's go repair Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

​(the scene fades to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza at nighttime)

Baldi336​: Now we're in Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

Baldi336'​: Now let's go inside.

Baldi336'​: WAIT WHAT! CLOSED?

​​Part 5: Repairing Freddy's
Baldi336​: Okay, now let's repair the sign.

(the music of the Nintendo Land theme song plays while Baldi336 whistles the Baldi's Basics Main Theme)'​

Baldi336​: Come on, Come on!

(Many Minutes Later....)​

Baldi336​: Okay, let's test out the neon sign.

Baldi336​: Hey, manager!

Manager​: Thanks for repairing Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!

Baldi336​: Now it's repaired! Now let's go home.

(the scene changes into daytime)'​

(many kids go to the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Grand Re-Opening with Freddy, Bonnie, Chicka, and Foxy)'​

Man #1​: Okay, it's the grand re-opening of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!

(everyone applauds)'​

Man #2​: Okay, now let's get some screenshots!

Evil Baldi336​: HAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW IT'S TIME TO GET GIGA BALDI AROUND ON OCTOBER 9!

​​Part 6: Lake Shore Middle School
(scene cuts to the Middle School)​

Baldi336​: Wow! That's a great school!

Student #1​: Okay, that's a great school!

Mr. Hancock​: Now, Let's learn!

All Students​: Okay!

(scene fades to the Cafe)​

Baldi336​: Okay, now let's get some lunch!

Student #7​: Me too!

Trash​: Oh, i'm a crazy trash....

(scene fades to dismissal)​

Student #1​: Okay, gotta go!

Mr. Hancock​: Bye Student!

Baldi336​: Come on....

(When Bald336 went home....)​

​​Part 7: Back Home
(scene fades into the Living Room)​

Baldi336​: I'm gonna watch some Access Hollywood.

(TV turns on)​

Access Hollywood Man​: Brad wears his beard truly the lights his kids as Yo Gabba Gabba's DJ Lance Rock-

(TV turns into static for 7 seconds then turns off)​

Baldi336​: Okay, Where's my parents?

(his parents appeared)​

Baldi336's Dad​: Hey, it's time for your bedtime, you gotta get some sleep!

Baldi336​: Okay Dad!

Baldi336's Mom​: Goodnight!

Baldi336​: Night Mom & Dad!

(Baldi336 wakes up)​

Baldi336​: HEY! I WAS ABOUT TO GET SLEEP BUT MY EVIL CLONE INTERRUPTED ME!

Evil Baldi336​: HA HA HA HA HA! 8 MORE DAYS THEN I WOULD GET GIGA BALDI AROUND!

​​Part 8: Meet Baldi336's Friends
Baldi336​: Hey there, Let's go to the Here Town and meet the new friends, Beans, Ms. Pomp, Chalkles, and Johnny!

Beans​: Hi there!

Ms. Pomp​: Hello friend!

Chalkles​: It's so nice to see you!

Johnny​: We are happy that you are here!

Baldi336​: Hello Beans, Ms. Pomp, Chalkles, and Johnny!

Johnny​: Okay, I'm gonna play some Smash Bros. Let's go to Johnny's House and play.

Baldi336​: That's a great idea! Let's go!

(scene fades to Johnny's House)​

Johnny​: The fighters are Me as My Mii, Baldi336 is Ness, Ms. Pomp is Peach, Chalkes is Ice Climbers, and Beans is Sheik.

Johnny​: The stage we are playing on is Venom.

(scene fades to when the match is over)​

Announcer​: Game!

Johnny​: That was a great game.

Announcer​: Sheik wins!

Johnny​: Now let's turn off the TV.

Baldi336​: Hey, Johnny! You think it was a great game?

Johnny​: Yes!

Beans​: I loved Smash Bros. And i think there's a Baldi in Smash Bros.

Baldi​: WAIT? I'M IN SMASH BROS?

Minecraft Steve​: Me Too!

Mane 6​: WE WANT TO BE IN SMASH BROS! (X5)

Baldi​: Fine. I'll jsut have me and Baldi's friends and Mane 6 in Smash Bros if Nintendo wants to.

​​Part 9: The Ship
Baldi336​: What is the ship?

Filename2​: This is King K. Rool's ship.

Baldi336​: What is it mean?

King K. Rool​: HA HA HA! I'M KING K. ROOL! AND I'M GONNA TAKE OVER DONKEY KONG ISLAND!

Baldi336​: Wait What?

(scene cuts to the Blast-O-Matic about to destroy Donkey Kong Island)​

King K. Rool​: LET'S USE THE LASER TO DESTROY IT!

(Blast-O-Matic destroys Donkey Kong Island)​

Filename2​: Let's go before we get caught!

(Blast-O-Matic destroyed the entire Donkey Kong Island)​

King K. Rool​: HA HA HA HA HA! AND NOW THAT'S THE END!

'''(fake credits start rolling as it says

KREDITS

KODING.........KLAP TRAP

KARACTERS.........KRUSHA

KOLOURING.........KRITTER

KONCEPT.........KLUMP

KOMMANDER.........KING K. ROOL

THE END?

)'''​

​​Part 10: Baldi336 leaves Here Town
Baldi336​: Fake ending?

King K. Rool​: HA HA HA HA HA! YOU THINK IT'S THE END? NO! YOU JUST GOT PRANKED!

Baldi336​: Okay. I'm leaving Here Town.

Baldi336​: Come on, let's go to the portal...

(Baldi336 lands into the portal then as he goes back to his house, the portal disappears.​

Baldi336​: Whoa! that was so close! Now I'm gonna look at a newspaper!

(Baldi336 reads the newspaper as it says "Giga Baldi will go around on October 9. Warning! Students of Lake Shore and Here School must run away from Giga Baldi.")​

Baldi336​: WHAT? GIGA BALDI?

Evil Baldi336​: HA HA HA HA HA! I'M GONNA START THE GIGA BALDI THE NEXT DAY!

​​Part 11: Wario-Man!
Baldi336​: Let's read the comic named "Wario-Man saves Baldi's Schoolhouse".

Narrator​: One day, Wario-Man sees the destroyed Here School.

Narator​: Then, Wario-Man fixes the sign.

Narrator​: After, Wario-Man has repaired the school.

Narrator​: Then Wario-Man fixed the school, the kids got happy! The End.

Baldi336​: That was a great comi-

Baldi336​: Whoa!

Evil Baldi336​: HE HE HE HA HA HE HE! I'M STARTING THE GIGA BALDI TODAY!

​​Part 12: Giga Baldi Fight
(scene cuts to Here School)​

Evil Baldi336​: NOW LET'S GET GIGA BALDI STARTED!

(unpowered Giga Baldi starts to grow)​

(Giga Baldi flashes red gas sign)​

Evil Baldi336​: What? Gas?

Baldi336​: There's gonna be a Giga Baldi around!

(Time Card says: Many Hours Later...)​

(Giga Baldi starts up)​

Giga Baldi​: HA HA HA HA HA! MY NAME IS GIGA BALDI AND I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!

Baldi336​: Wait What? Giga Baldi?

Baldi​: Oh noes! I got a Giga Form!

Baldi336​: Don't worry Baldi! I can help you!

(Giga Baldi uses the Mega Laser and starts killing people into skeletons)​

Giga Baldi​: LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO USE THE LASER!

Baldi​: Backup!

Student #12​: Why there a Giga Baldi? You know Baldi is inappropriate for school! and so is South Park!

Filename2​: Oh no. There's a Giga Baldi. Gotta hide.

​​Part 16: Epilogue
MORE COMING SOON!