The Jimmy Tai Power Hour/Transcript

[The curtains open to the Digital World]

Tai: What are we going to do!?

Sora: Tai, relax. The Digital World Convention is only just two days away.

Tai: I know but, we have to get started on our project!

Matt: Don't worry, sometimes we don't win.

Yukio: (off-screen) But I will!

Tai, Sora, Matt, Izzy, Mimi, T.K., Joe, Kari, and their Digimon: Yukio!

Yuiko: That's right! It's me.

Tai: What are you doing here?

Yuiko: I was going to tell you that this time I'll win the convention, and you lose.

Izzy: Hey look! There's a Digi-Vice!

Yuiko: A Digi-Vice? Where?

[Tai and his friends run away to safety]

Yuiko: Hey! There's no Digi-Vice there. I'VE BEEN TRICKED!!

[Yuiko gets out of his lair, and searches for Tai and his friends]

Tai: Aw man, now what are we going to do about the project? I can't think of anything.

Sora: Don't worry, Tai. I got something to show you.

Tai: Really?

Sora: Yes. Wanna come?

T.K.: Sure we'll come.

Tai: We'll try to get our project started! Wonder where it's at?

Sora: You'll know when you get here.

Tai: Okay.

[At the Digital Castle]

Tai: Alright Sora, let's see what you got.

Sora: Well, I want to give you something. I want to give you this. I call it "The Digi-Teleport!" It can teleport you anywhere, anyplace! When you press this blue button, it takes you somewhere else. But if you press the red button, it takes you back here.

Tai: Cool. I'll might use it. I'll test it. [disappears]

[At the Digital Forest]

Tai: [appears] What?! This is the Digital Forest. Not what I want to go to! [disappears]

[Back to the Digital Forest]

[Tai appears]

Kari: So did you get what you're looking for?

Tai: No, this took me to the Digital Forest. But I'm going to use it to go to the greatest place in the universe! Don't you worry! [disappears]

Izzy: Wow. That's... terrific.

Joe: [sighs]

Sora: What's wrong, Joe?

Joe: I'm just worried.

Matt: Why?

Joe: I was worried that the Digi-Teleport's power might go out and Tai will never find a way back.

Sora: Don't worry about it Joe. He'll find another way back. You'll see.

[In Jimmy's Lab, which appears in 3D]

[Goddard feels nervous]

Goddard: [whimpers worryingly]

Jimmy: Don't be like that, Goddard, It's just a simple tune-up!

[Close-up of the monitor, called the Neutron Tune-Up Series 4000; it shows an image of Goddard on the screen, with the text "Jiffy Tuner" above. Below is the following dialogue: "Please insert tune-up disk".]

Jimmy: My new Jiffy Tuner will replace your old componts by painlessly rearranging your subatomic structure.

Goddard: [howls with fear; he groans and crosses to him.]

Jimmy: Come on. As long as I'm here to monitor the molecular transmogrification, nothing can go wrong.

[Tai appears]

Tai: Whoa! Hey, why is everything so bulgy? Nah, who cares. Look at all this amazing stuff! I don't even know where to start! I've got to approach this in the most scientific manner possible. Let's see here. Nope, no, not it. A-Ha! Perfect!

Jimmy: Now, switch to sleep mode and it'll be over before you know it.

[Goddard's eyes and brain then turn off as he hangs his head and stops moving.]

Jimmy: Now, I just install a tune-up disk...

[tune-up begins to download, but a small waft of smoke bursts out from under Goddard's left ear.]

Jimmy: Whoops. Slight plasma leak, better get a Mini-Laser.

[Jimmy then goes to get his Mini-Laser, but then finds Tai. wearing the Brain Drain Helmet and sporting a goofy expression on his face.]

Jimmy: Hey! W-who the heck are you?!

Tai: I'm loopy! I'm loopy! (Bangs head with Digi-Teleport)

Jimmy: What are you doing?! That thing's dangerous!

[The helmet's power causes Tai regain consciousness as he takes it off, before Jimmy takes it from him.]

Jimmy: G-give me that! H-how did you get in my lab anyway?

Tai: Ha! Your lab? Sorry, dude. I got dibs on this place. One of these gizmos is gonna win me first prize at the Digital World Convention.

[He grabs the hypercube, but is grabbed away by the big brained scientist.]

Jimmy: Careful with that!

Tai: Look, Baron Von Bighead... get off my back! Which is now bulgy.

Jimmy: Listen closely, Digimon leader, try to follow what I'm saying. Everything in this lab is mine: this helmet, this shrink ray, even this mini-laser.

[The two inventions then get sucked into the cube. And the Digi-Teleport get taken by Jimmy.]

Tai: Oh, yeah? Well –

[Tai is instantly lifted into the air by the Hypercube's force and is sucked into it.]

Jimmy: Ha! Serves you right. (Looks at the Digi-Teleport) Hey, wait a minute. This isn't my mini-laser! [disappears]

Tai: I wasn't meant to do that! Hey, where'd he go? I must have scared him off from this world. That means I finally have the whole place to myself! Now to look at the other things I can find for the convention.

[In a theater]

Tai: [turns on the radio]

♪ Di Di Di Digimon Digimon ♪

♪ Di Di Di Digimon Digimon ♪

♪ Di Di Di ♪

[The radio gets destroyed, another one comes up and a robot hand turns it on]

♪ 3, 2, 1, Gotta blast! ♪

♪ From into the stars, goin' by Candy Bar's ♪

♪ Rides a kid with a knack for invention... ♪

[The radio disappears and another one appears]

♪ Digimon Digital Monsters ♪

♪ Digimon are the Champions ♪

♪ Digimon... ♪

[Another radio land on top of it]

♪ With a super-powered mind, a mechanical canine... ♪

[The radio disappears, and Tai and Jimmy come out on opposite sides. Tai use his Digi-Vice zapper, and Ash uses his Shrink Ray laser. The zap and the laser combine to make a billboard that says "The Jimmy Tai Power Hour." But the billboard falls on them. And we see Gulimon and Shoutmon riding on top of Goddard]