WikiViews What If's: What if Disney bought Nintendo?

Noah is shown choking an unknown person. We then cut to a bunch of flashing clips of Disney-related properties. Komm Susser Tod is playing in the background. Silence. Noah screams. We then reveal Mickey Mouse is the one manipulating him. Noah ends up back in the living room. Mickey Mouse Palpatine appears.
 * Noah: (VO) No one understands me.
 * ???: (VO) You never understood anything.
 * Noah: (VO) I thought this was supposed to be a world without pain, and without uncertainty.
 * ???: (VO) That's because you thought that everyone else felt the same as you do.
 * Noah: (VO) Y-you betrayed me! YOU BETRAYED MY FEELINGS!
 * ???: (VO) You misunderstood from the very beginning. You just believed what you wanted to believe.
 * Noah: (VO) Nobody wants me, so they can all just die.
 * ???: (VO) Then what is your hand for?
 * Noah: (VO) Nobody cares whether or not I exist, and nothing ever changes... so they can all just die.
 * ???: (VO) Then tell me... what is your heart for?
 * Noah: (VO) It would be better if I never existed... I should just die too.
 * ???: (VO) Then why are you here?
 * Noah: (VO) Is it okay for me to be here?
 * Dillon: Huh?
 * Noah: What the FUCK happened?
 * Dillon: IDK. I just saw a weird serious thingy.
 * Noah: It was probably Mickey Mouse.
 * Dillon: (sarcastically) Sure, and I'm haunted by SpongeBob.
 * Mickey Mouse: H-HEY EVERYBODY!