What if Walt Disney was the producer of Looney Tunes/Games/Looney Tunes Cruise

Looney Tunes Cruise is a party video game released in 2003 by Warner Bros. Games have the choice between a "short cruise" and a "long cruise". In the "short cruise" players simply select a minigame to play. In the "long cruise", players are characters on a board-game style board and must try to collect "party favours". Party Favours/coins are awarded for each minigame won.

Plot
The Looney Tunes are off on a long-awaited long cruise. Unfortunately for them, the magnificent Tunes find themselves stuck on the bottom deck of the boat. They develop a plan to get out, however, in which they set up fun mini-games in their cabins to earn party favors. Players use the party favors to unlock mini-games and battle their way up five decks, eventually leading to First Class.

The player can assume the identity of six Looney Tunes (Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Donald Duck, Goofy Goof and Porky Pig) as they make their way to the upper decks of the ship.

Beach Speeders
Host: Tom Cat

Description: "Seven laps of fun! You have a remote control car in your beautiful color, and we dug a nice race track in the sand. Grab a fresh battery for a little power boost and watch out for the waves!"

Drake's Burners
Host: Ludwig Von Drake

Description: "My shrinking box works quite well, luckily you have been given small flame throwers to battle the active atomic structures. Watch out for the sub-zero molecule: big freeze!"

Mental Madness
Host: Lola Bunny

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Cannon Fodder
Host: Daffy Duck

Description: "If you thought being blown out of a cannon was fun, try landing in another one for a delightful shot of joy and a dazzling spray of pain!"

Fight Club
Host: Donald Duck

Description: "What does a guy need to pluck to get chocolate around here! These schmucks don't wanna give it to me, we gotta beat them up!"

Pigsed
Host: Porky Pig

Description: "Th-this is a-a g-game about p-pigs, okay. Pick them u-up and t-take them to the big f-fish in yo-your c-corner and he will ea-eat them all g-gone. Then he-he d-does not like them and spi-spits them out, okay! T-that's all folks!"

Dune Buggies
Host: Wakko Warner

Description: "Yakko taught me this game last time we were in Egypt. Drive your dune buggy into the bouncy balls until they go over the edge. Be careful you don't follow 'em down."

Looney Unicycles
Host: Goofy Goof

Description: "My first unicycle was a gift from my boy Max. It was really a bike with the front wheel gone. Though on hills. Maybe my uncle wasn't that great. Oh yeah, pick up the green things! Hyuck!"

Doggy Dish
Host: Pluto Dog

Description: "Pluto needs food, but I think I'm giving him too much. Take the right ones, this dog is so sensitive to this stuff."

Too Cute For You
Host: Dot Warner

Description: "I know I'm cute. I love I'm cute, but the paparazzi don't stop taking photos of me. Please, get them away. Too cuteness can be bad, who would have though?"

Outta Gas
Host: Gossamer

Description: "Pushing cars is great fun. Steering cars is almost as fun. Pushing cars on a detour in the desert gets a little hot, but we gotta have gas! Drinks get you a big speed boost."

We Got to Have...Money
Host: Scrooge McDuck

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Chipmunk Party
Hosts: Chip and Dale

Description: "We're having a little party in our tree. See if you can keep track of just how many of us stay in the room. Enjoy the snacks, have some soda. Our heads hurt!"

Rhythm Mayhem
Host: Taz

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Mailivery
Host: Clarabelle Cow

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Shuffle Chalk
Host: Pinky and the Brain

Description: "Play the game that's been trying to conquer the world for decades! Just like us! Just take your broom and shove it hard! But not too hard! Uh, oh. Look out, incoming pucks! Snarf!"

Slippery When Wet
Host: Mickey Mouse

Description: "Now this one is a real blast! Water, check. Emeralds, check. Dynamite? Slide down the water, pick up the emeralds, avoid the dynamite. Hmmm... sounds easy?"

Speed Bingo
Host: Bugs Bunny

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Holing Hole
Host: Charlie Ant

Stage Fright
Host: Chicken Boo

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Shoe Shopping
Host: Daisy Duck

Description: "I want to shop, but I never find shoes that fit my beautiful fin. I'm trying to find the perfect shoe. Find it for me, pleeease?"

Stinky Cheese
Host: Jerry Mouse

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The Nutty Game
Host: Slappy Squirrel

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Tug O' War
Host: Minnie Mouse

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Market Maker
Host: Yakko Warner

Bone Island
Host: Spike Bulldog

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Asteroid Belt
Host: Marvin the Martian

Description: "There is a lot of space out there that can be explored. Use the ship I gave you to blow up the asteroids. Pick up the rockets to fire at the others."

Plane and Simple
Host: Launchpad McQuack

Description: "Flying is for birds, and I'm one! But the villains are trying to steal Mr. Scrooge's fortune. Help me repell the invaders! I'll give you a hug!"

Oldboy
Host: Skippy Squirrel

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Goodstatue
Host: Bobby, Squit and Pesto Pigeon

Description: "The Godpigeon said we should keep an eye out for anyone who wanna take Scorcese's Statue, we would accept your help. Yeah, you guys are cool, like Pesto! What do you mean by that? Are yah saying I'm cool as cold, is DAT what yah' sayin'?"

House Imbalance
Host: Rita Cat and Runt Dog

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Lacking Lackey
Host: Tweaky Da Lackey

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Evil Cauldron
Host: Witch Hazel

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Hunting Hunt
Host: Elmer Fudd

Description: "This is the best game there could ever be. Hunting is the greatest sport ever known to mankind. There are old tires, toilets, and pails. Just point and toss--the hunt will come!"

Food Fight
Host: Newt Dog

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Gumball Drops
Host: Huey, Dewey, and Louie

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Lights Out
Host: Droopy Dog

Description: "Want to see all the pretty lights go boom? All the pretty flashing lights add up to some big numbers, but the biggest of all is the yellow bomb! Don't let it happen to you!"

Natural Disaster
Host: Otto Von Scratchandsniff

Description: "This just in! There are dangerous wave fronts approaching from the north, vicious whirlpools coming out of mid-town, and flotillas of olive-buoys everywhere you look! Tag your color!"

Power Boatin'
Host: Blue Aardvark

Description: "I like ants. I like power ballons, too. Hey! I like killing ants WITH power boats. Take the ramps real straight now and you'll be poppin' 'em left and right and down the middle."

Rocket Driving
Host: Wile E. Coyote

Description: "I don't talk that much, but I need you to take that Road Runner, you know? Drive the rocket to the end of the lap and take that Road Runner for once!"

Short Circuit
Host: Doctor Pete Lorre

Description: "A circuit is made out of a string of electrical charges that form a closed shape of points that will explode in a shower of sparks. Make them or break them."

Sling Ball (aka Precision Painter)
Host: Foghorn Leghorn

Description: "This Patriotic Paint party has been put together precisely for the enlightenment of the proletariat. Please I say, I say, please stay in the lines and... What do you mean, slingshots?"

Spinball
Host: Minerva Mink

Description: "Have a ball with this marvelous machine! Roll yourself up and take off, bumping and grinding until the lights are flashing and you're bouncing around like crazy. Sounds like a groovy time!"

Ticklin' the Ivories
Host: Sylvester Pussycat

Description: "So, while I'm ticklin' my ivories, you can tickle yours. Play by the numbers, get the ball in the pocket with the biggest number before it moves away. Now chalk up and enjoy a little ragtime."

Cooler
Host: Mr. Strange Person

Description: "Look at all that ice, man! This is just too cool, man! Get all the flavors in their corners and they'll chill out just right. I know a cat who can do it twice, man!"

Uncaged
Host: Granny and Tweety

Description: "Oh dear, I need to go out and leave Tweety for some minutes. Could you watch him, please, dear? Oh, make sure Sylvester isn't looking."

Shootin' 'Em Up
Host: Yosemite Sam

Description: "My casino is filled with dem cheaters. Find them, locate them, and DESTROY THEM!! Kiddin', but kick them out before time runs out."

Wait in the Line
Host: Hello Nurse

Description: "A lot of people want to be attended by Dr. Scratchandsniff. But I can only see so many people for a moment. Do the right math and make sure the number of patients is correct in the list."

Baby Protection
Host: Mindy and Buttons

Description: "I'm need to prepare for my family reunion for tomorrow and I need Buttons to take care of Mindy. Kids these days... Keep them in check, and don't let Mindy get in trouble. - Mindy's Mom"

Horsin' Around
Host: Horace Horsecollar

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