Wonka (2018 film)/Transcript

This is the transcript to Wonka (2018 film).

Part 1: The Candy Man
(Warner Bros. logo)

(Opening credits)

1. BILL'S CANDY SHOP

(Kids enter, yelling.)

KIDS: (yelling) Sizzler! I want a Sizzler!

BILL: All right, all right, all right, what's it going to be? A triple cream cup for Christopher. ..

KIDS: (yelling) A Squelchy Snorter!

BILL: A Squelchy Snorter for Otis. ..

ONE KID: I want a Squelchy Snorter. ..

BILL: A Sizzler for June Marie. ..

ANOTHER KID: C'mon, give me a Sizzler. ..

BILL: And listen! Wonka's got a new one today.

KIDS: What is it?

BILL: This is called a Scrumdidilyumptious Bar.

WINKELMANN: (mispronouncing) Scrumbibilyunctious Bar? How does he do it?

BILL: My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims?

WINKELMANN: No. ..

BILL: Or a bird how it flies?

WINKELMANN: No. ..

BILL: No sirree, you don't! They do it because they were born to do it. Just like Willy Wonka was born to be a candy man, you look like you were born to be a Wonkarer.

WHO CAN TAKE A SUNRISE SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW COVER IT IN CHOCOLATE AND A MIRACLE OR TWO THE CANDY MAN THE CANDY MAN CAN THE CANDY MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD

WHO CAN TAKE A RAINBOW WRAP IT IN A SIGH SOAK IT IN THE SUN AND MAKE A STRAWBERRY LEMON PIE

KIDS: THE CANDY MAN?

BILL: THE CANDY MAN THE CANDY MAN CAN THE CANDY MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD

KIDS: Me! Me!

BILL: WILLY WONKA MAKES EVERYTHING HE BAKES SATISFYING AND DELICIOUS TALK ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD WISHES YOU CAN EVEN EAT THE DISHES

WHO CAN TAKE TOMORROW DIP IT IN A DREAM SEPARATE THE SORROW AND COLLECT UP ALL THE CREAM THE CANDY MAN

KIDS: WILLY WONKA CAN

BILL: THE CANDY MAN CAN

THE CANDY MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD AND THE WORLD TASTES GOOD 'CAUSE THE CANDY MAN THINKS IT SHOULD. ..

CHARLIE BUCKET: Hey guys, can I have some candy?

SOPHIE: No way, loser!

LUCAS: Yeah! It must suck to be poor!

(both shove Charlie)

CHARLIE BUCKET: Ow...

Part 2: The Tinker
(Charlie walks away, toward Mr. Jopeck's newsstand.)

CHARLIE: Hi, Mr. Jopeck.

JOPECK: Ah, come along, Charlie; you're late.

CHARLIE: It's payday, Mr. Jopeck.

JOPECK: You're right. (He pays Charlie.) There you are.

CHARLIE: Thanks.

JOPECK: Say hello to your Grandpa Joe.

CHARLIE: Okay.

(Charlie delivers the papers.)

(Charlie stands outside the gates looking at the factory.)

TINKER: Up the airy mountain Down the rushing glen We dare not go a-hunting For fear of little men. You see. Nobody ever goes in, and nobody ever comes out!

(Charlie runs back home)

Part 3: TBD
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