Attack of The 50 Foot Hipster/Transcript

Transcript
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(The scene cuts to the opening scene. The scene then cut to New York City, where Kyle Andrews, Brittany's cousin, is reading a paper about "The 50 Foot Cheerleaders" event in 2012.)
 * Kyle: Oh man... It says (Reads) "A woman who