Babe: Pig in the City (Family Guy Telling A Throwback Stories)

Announcer: We now return to Sunday Golf on CBS. [We see a golfer on the green trying to putt]

Commentator 1: And Mickelson here trying to save par. And there's Mickelson's wife. [camera zooms in on her] God is she hot.

Commentator 2: Look at that rack. There's a downhill lie for you.

Commentator 1: Oh, they're just out there, begging to be touched. Pleading. How many golf balls you think she can fit in her mouth?

Commentator 2: I'd hit that one in the rough, if you know what I'm saying.

Commentator 1: Who are you kidding, Greg? You'd pork her for a week and then get tired of her.

Greg: Yeah, you're right. That's what I do. That's my thing. But a hell of a week, though.

Commentator 1: Hell of a week.

[suddenly, the power goes out when the family startled off!]

Lois: Oh, my God! The power's out!

Chris: What are we gonna do now?

Brian: Well, we could light some candles and read. (as they laughter)

Chris: Yeah, right.

Brian: Yeah, that would be great.

Peter: Yeah. Read the inside of my butt.

Meg: We could tell stories. Hey, Dad, why don't you tell the story about when I was born?

Peter: Yeah, we got halfway home with the afterbirth before we had to go back to the hospital and swap it out for Meg. The end.

Stewie: Oh, great. If it's in the original, Duchess the cat would tell them that pigs didn't have any purpose at all.

Peter: Yeah, it was right. Now, I got a better one. This is a story of a throwback animal adventure... with "Babe: Pig in the City". Let's begin with a box office bomb sequel.

(With that said, as we go to the second Babe movie could play, As we return at the end of the movie, Peter will tell the story will end at the family)

Peter: The end.

[when the power's back on, the family cheers]

Meg: Well, Dad, thanks for keeping us entertained. That was a great story.

Chris: Yeah, but didn't Land Before Time already do this three months ago?

Peter: Well, I wouldn't worry about it, Chris. I- I don't think people are even aware of that show's existence.

Chris: Well, I don't know, Dad. I think a decent number of people watch it.

Peter: Oh, really? Define "decent."

Chris: I think it's the highest-rated movie on Peacock and the movie doubled that audience.

Peter: Well, yeah, but double ten people is like 20 people, so, I mean, what kind of numbers are we talking about here, you know?

Chris: Don't be glib about this stuff, Dad. It's a throwback movie and they beat you to the punch.

Peter: Uh... I don't know about that, Chris. I mean, to me, a throwback movie is on Disney, Warner Bros. Discovery, Sony, Paramount... You know, one of the real companies.

Chris: (laughs) I don't know about that, Dad.

Peter: And besides, what's up with that 15-minute run-time? What is that? It's like 15 minutes of guys playing with plush animal dolls? Oh, yay, yay, tune me into that.

Chris: Oh, so you do know the movie.

Peter: I read part of a review online. I am not a fan.

Chris: (points to Peter, getting angrily) You know, Dad, you're a real jerk! (walks off)

[At this moment, Peter humming quickly "If I Had Words" at ends]