Buttons & Rusty: Growing Up/Quotes

Vixey's Firsts
Quacker: QUACK! Breaking news! The Villains Club is dead!

Buttons, Rusty and their folks: DEAD!?

Quacker: YES!

[Their folks rejoice and celebrate]

Rusty: How did they die?

Quacker: May I explain how this happened?

[In a flashback, in Attica]

Quacker: [narrates] Back in Attica, Syco, Lord Morlock, Claude and Lenny Stapp and Lulu decided that have had enough of Zak, Gourmad, Delilah and Patty's gripes over their defeat to us good critters.

[Syco slithers out of Attica while Morlock and his gang teleport out]

Quacker: [narrates] So, Syco and Morlock along with his gang decide to get out of prison in order to avoid dealing with the Villains Club's griping any longer. While Claude decided to come up with a plan to stop their griping.

[The pruno truck arrives to Attica]

Quacker: [narrates] So, after the pruno truck arrived to Attica, Claude decided to mix poison with the pruno in Zak, Gourmad, Delilah, Patty, Dario, Reg, Zeke and Wescott's cups.

Claude: Crush, you want to help me?

Crush: Nah, Mom told me it's not right for me to do that.

Claude: Okay, suit yourself, my spoiled nephew!

[Claude mixes the poison with the pruno. Later, in the cafeteria, Claude sits with the Villains Club about to drink their pruno.]

Wescott: Well, this is lovely.

Zeke: Interesting beverages.

Dario: Most kind.

Reg: Oh boy, we drink!

Quacker: [narrates] After the Villains Club drank the poison-mixed pruno....

[While the Villains Club drink the poison-mixed pruno, Claude watches as he drinks his non poison-mixed pruno]

Quacker: [narrates] ...they choked and then they died.

[Wescott, Zeke, Dario and Reg start to groan in pain]

Delilah: Dario! Would you shut it?!

Patty: Uh-oh, I think he, Reg, Zeke and Wescott drank poison-mixed pruno!

Gourmad: What?!

[Gourmad, Delilah, Patty and Zak start to groan in pain as well]

Delilah: [weakly] Oh no, I d-don't...feel...so...good!

[Wescott dies, falling to the floor first, then Dario, then Reg and then Zeke]

Gourmad: [weakly] Now...I'll...never...cook...endangered...animals...again!

[Gourmad falls to the floor dying]

Delilah: [weakly] I'll...see...you...in...the...afterlife,...Zak.

[Delilah falls to the floor dying]

Patty: [weakly] At...least...I...won't...be...seeing...nature...anymore!

[Patty falls to the floor dying]

Zak: [weakly] The...Villains...Club...is...no...more!

[Zak falls to the floor dying]

[The warden comes in and sees what happened]

Claude: I was tired of their griping.

Warden: [understandingly] Huh, what a coincidental excuse, so was I.

[Back to the present]

Quacker: Despite the warden buying the excuse, Claude was sentenced to death row for murder.

Miss Love Talks To Parents About Friendship
Miss Love: It's very important to know that when you start to grow older, your days of playtime will start to fade away. This is sometimes called maturing. For instance, in the winter, the dog was training with his hunter which he came a hunting dog. As hunting dogs can track down foxes, the fox and the dog became natural enemies. Here's what happened as the two reached adulthood with the dog becoming a hunting dog.

[In the simulation...]

Fox: Hey, it's me.

Dog: It's great to see you. You know you shouldn't be here.

Fox: Well, I just wanted to see you. We're still friends are we?

Dog: [makes a sad glare] Those days are over. I'm a hunting dog now.

[The fox becomes surprised, then feels sad]

Fox: [cries] Okay, nice knowing you. [runs away]

Dog: [sniffles] Nice knowing you too.

[Back at the school]

Miss Love: Most of the time, a friend will stop playing with you and moves on to new things like going out to ballgames, doing homework together. In addition, if a boy and girl were friends together, they can get married, just like the cub couples. We'll discuss more about that in a later episode. Sometimes a friend has to move away for a very special reason. Take Sarah for example.

[Clips from A New Burrow and a Child are shown]

Miss Love: In last season, she was very upset when Skipper and Bluebell moved away to adopt a child named Thippy. They have matured from babysitting as a result of this and transitioned to forming a family. Near the end of the episode, Sarah cried continuously throughout the day until Bearbette and Frisky decided to become her new babysitters.

[Back to the present]

Miss Love: Sometimes many of your childhood toys such as swings, car toys, balls or even your dollhouse will be donated to donation stores or being sold at yard sales. In addition, when a sibling moves away such as going out of the country or after graduating from High School, he or she will probably give the room to his younger one. Last season, Abner and George converted Buttons and Rusty's secret shortcut into the baby room because the Fox family is beginning to get bigger. Even when a friend moves away, the friendship never ends. Here's a preview of next episode which explains this.

...

Moving Out Is Hard To Do
[After a serious argument between the girl cubs' folks]

Darwin: I don't need anyone to protect me, now that Bearbette and Frisky are now women.

Bearnadine: B-b-b-ut, Darwin--

Darwin: I AM THROUGH! THIS IS THE END! [storms out of the cave]

[Bearnadine cries]

...

Daydream Believer Of The Homecoming Queen
[As Syco enters the courtyard, he begins to chew on the class float]

Buttons: [gasps] Oh my gosh!

Johnny: The float!

[The class then runs after the snake who then goes inside Sarah's dress]

Sarah: [stammering] RUSTY! HELP!

Rusty: [gasps] SARAH!

[Syco chews on Sarah's rear end and she screams to frighten Syco away. Rusty then attempts to tackle the snake but he slithers very fast. The boys then chase him, destroying the gym and football field, and setting up the fire alarm. The entire school is evacuated.]

Johnny: We better call Chief Hamilton.

...

[Sarah is down the floor, Rusty feels her]

Rusty: Sarah? [he sees bite marks on her face]

[Sarah briefly wakes up]

Sarah: R..r...r..usty? Help me.

[Frisky lifts up Sarah's dress and looks at bite marks throughout her body]

Frisky: Oh no! Gee, that snake really damaged her good.

Rusty: We got to get her to Macquarie. Johnny, grab me a stretcher.

Frisky: Bearbette, you and Buttons go see Randal. Maybe he can help repair the school.

...

[At Mr. Pines' office, he and Hamilton review the videotape]

Mr. Pines: How the heck did that snake slither into the school? [sees Syco slithering into the school and performing said actions]

Hamilton: Might be a hole in the vent.

Mr. Pines: It's gonna take a whole lot of money to get the school repair. And homecoming is Friday.

Hamilton: We better call the HSFA and see what they can do.

Mr. Pines: Schedule a press conference.

...

[In the hospital, Dr. Macquire looks at Sarah's backside.]

Dr. Macquarie: Oh my! A big snake mark on her butt. [goes around to her front side and using a magnifying glass, she looks at her middle] Complete poison filled. [gets her X-ray machine out]

[In the waiting room, Rusty and Frisky are waiting for the results]

Frisky: I remember Sarah was poisoned by Syco.

Rusty: The rabbits did a good job recovering her.

[Dr. Macquarie approaches then]

Dr. Macquarie: Rusty? Frisky?

Frisky: Yes?

Dr. Macquarie: Sarah is going to spend a few days here.

Rusty: WHAT!? WHY!?

Dr. Macquarie: [shows an x-ray of Sarah] There are snake bite marks throughout her entire body, even on her rear end. Her lucky belly is completely covered up in poison.

Frisky: [gasps] Oh no!

Rusty: Boy. Syco's bite marks are so strong. [looks at Sarah's stomach] He licked her stomach.

Dr. Macquarie: It's going to take lots of time to get her body healed and have her belly be back to normal.

Frisky: Does this mean she'll have to miss Homecoming weekend?

Dr. Macquarie: Maybe. We will just have to wait and see.

Rusty: Come on Frisk, we got to report this to Aunt Stacy and Uncle Dennis.

[At Sarah's cave, Rusty and Frisky talk to Stacy and Dennis]

Stacy: WHAT!? My beautiful girl got bitten and poisoned by Syco!?

[Dennis looks at the x-ray]

Dennis: Oh my! Those bite marks are really violent.

Stacy: And look at that big mark.

Rusty: Dr. Macquarie said she'll need to spend in the hospital for a few days.

Stacy: [gasps] She is going to miss school for a few days and Wednesday is Swim Day.

Dennis: Next Wednesday, Stacy!

Stacy: Phew!

Frisky: She may probably miss Homecoming this week. Johnny and Robin are on the Homecoming Court and are building their class float.

Dennis: I better write up an note to Miss Love. [does so]

Rusty: Not only Syco bit Sarah, he also damaged Johnny and Robin's class float, the stadium, just about the whole school.

Stacy: That is terrible!

Frisky: Buttons and Bearbette are getting Randal for some help on how he could fix the damage.

...

[After a montage is shown between repairing the school, rebuilding the class float and the Homecoming Court rehearsal set to Daydream Believer. As the song ends, at Sarah's cave, just as Stacy and Dennis get ready for bed.]

Stacy's Critter Phone: Ring-ring-ring! Ring-ring-ring! Phone call! Phone call!

Dennis: Huh!?

Stacy: Who is calling us while we're getting ready for bed? [looks at her phone and sees "CRITTER HOSPITAL"] It's Macquarie! [answers it] Hello?

Dr. Macquarie: Stacy? Dennis?

Stacy: Dr. Macquarie! Oh! You woke us up while we are getting ready for bed.

Dr. Macquarie: I have great news for you. Sarah is recovered!

Stacy: Oh my gosh!

Dr. Macquarie: The procedure took four days. She is good as new. Can you two come to the hospital?

Stacy and Dennis: Yes! Let's go!

[At the critter hospital, Dr. Macquarie brings Sarah (riding on a stretcher) to her folks]

Sarah: [gasps] Mommy! Daddy! [leaps out of the stretcher who rubs both of her folks' stomaches]

Stacy: [giggling] Hi, Sarah! I am so happy you are back to normal!

Dennis: [laughs] My little mermaid. You're all better!

Dr. Macquarie: The procedure took only four days. My experts manage to take every step to heal the bites and various antidotes to remove the poison off of her stomach.

[Sarah lifts up her hospital gown to expose her now recovered stomach]

Sarah: See? No bite marks.

Stacy: That's my girl! [rubs Sarah's stomach who giggles and kisses the middle]

Dr. Macquarie: I think you should go home now. It's getting late.

Stacy: With a good night's rest, she'll be ready for the Homecoming festivities!

...

[While lining up for the parade, after unwrapping the blanket revealing only a middle and examining it]

Rusty: I know that belly! Frisky, get me an ice pack.

[Frisky gives Rusty an ice pack and covers up the middle. He hears a familiar giggle. He removes the ice pack, rubs the stomach and Sarah unwraps herself]

Rusty and Frisky: Sarah?

Sarah: [giggles] I'm cured!

[Just as she attempts to press Frisky's stomach, she notices that Frisky and Rusty are wearing sweaters and pants]

Sarah: Gee, why are your bellies covered up?

Rusty: It's fall weather and you should wear a sweater to keep it warm and protected,

Sarah: But my lucky belly is recovered. [lifts up her cheerleader outlet to reveal the rest of her stomach] See? Bite marks are gone. Belly is poison-free. I'm cured!

[Rusty gives her a sweater and puts it on]

Rusty: Frisky and I will give you a belly rub when we get home.

Frisky: And a kiss too.

Rusty: Come ride with us on the class float.

Robin's First Job
LeMar: Hi, Robin.

Robin: Hi, LeMar.

LeMar: What can I help you with today?

Robin: I am interested in being a temporary librarian.

LeMar: You don't have to take my word for it. Come with me.

[Robin goes into LeMar's office]

LeMar: The reason I needed someone to run the library for a week cause I will be going on vacation.

Robin: What for?

LeMar: To take a break from working and spend time with my family. So, you are interested in being a librarian?

Robin: Yes.

...

[Sarah, Lisa and Cody visit the children's section where they take out a book]

Sarah: Baby Whale?

Lisa: I know that song. It's based on a song about a family of whales. [sings] Baby whale, la-la-la-la-la-la. Baby whale, la-la-la-la-la-la. Baby whale, la-la-la-la-la-la. Baby whale.

Cody: Oooh. Let's open the book.

[Lisa open the book]

Sarah and Cody: Baby whale, la-la-la-la-la-la.

Baby whale, la-la-la-la-la-la.

Baby whale, la-la-la-la-la-la.

Baby whale.

Sarah and Lisa: Mommy whale, la-la-la-la-la-la.

Mommy whale, la-la-la-la-la-la.

Mommy whale, la-la-la-la-la-la.

Mommy whale.

[In the circulation desk, Robin hears the singing as she is about to scan a patron's library card]

Robin: Hmmm.

Patron: What's going on?

Robin: I think it's a group of kids.

[She scans the library book and prints out the receipt slip]

Robin: Due back in one week.

Patron: Thank you.

[Robin then sees the three kids dancing the song]

Sarah, Lisa and Cody: Belly whale, la-la-la-la-la-la.

Belly whale, la-la-la-la-la-la.

Belly whale, la-la-la-la-la-la.

Belly whale.

[Robin walks up to them]

Robin: Kids?

Sarah, Lisa and Cody: Yes?

Robin: You're too loud. Can you please go to the sensory room? [directs the three kids to the sensory room]

...

[On Saturday, LeMar returns from vacation to see Robin checking out a book to Anne and Marie]

Robin: Here you go you two. It's due back in two weeks. Plenty of time to read.

Anne and Marie: Thank you, Miss Robin.

LeMar: Hi, Robin.

Robin: Hi, LeMar. [starts to laugh]

LeMar: Come on, what's the joke. [begins to laugh]

[All of the patrons begin laughing]

LeMar: [laughs] The library is starting to turn into a joke book.

Robin: [laughs] I wonder where all the laughing is coming from.

LeMar: Let's go check the climate control.

...

Christmas Don't Be Gone
[After taking Sarah home from school.]

Rusty: You know, Sarah. I am dreaming of a white Christmas. Christmas that has snow on the ground.

Sarah: Yeah. Miss Love told me that earlier.

Frisky: Hopefully, it should snow by the time our Christmas Jamboree happens on Christmas Eve. Think about it.

[She and Rusty lift up Sarah's sweater to reveal only her dress]

Rusty: That's funny. Where's the belly?

Sarah: Oops! [runs into the bathroom to remove her dress, then leaves wearing only a sweater]

Frisky: Okay, Sarah. Let's reveal the belly.

[She and Rusty lift up Sarah's sweater again this time exposing her stomach. They rub it which she giggles]

Sarah: [giggles] Now kiss that lucky spot.

[Frisky kisses Sarah's middle stomach who continues giggling. Just as she lifts Frisky's sweater up]

Frisky: Oh, Sarah. Rusty and I have to go to the High School. You can give me a belly rub later.

Sarah: Darn!

...

Mr. Pines: [over the PA system] May I have your attention please. The ice storm has passed and snow is falling on the ground. As we get ready to begin our Holiday Break, we would like to thank our Honor Society for making our Holiday Celebration possible. The society have raised $1,000 to benefit the homeless shelter which they will have a Merry Christmas. Our sophmore team in the basketball tournament is our champions this year. We would like to thank Mrs. Eagle; wife of Mr. Eagle for providing the play-by-play throughout our tournament, despite our gym floor was opened about a quarter way by accident from an unknown critter. Randal has managed to turn all the ice into snow and put snow shovels on the school buses. We would like to thank him for saving the ice storm. Professor Al predicts we're going to have a White Christmas!

[Cheers and applause]

Mr. Pines: Have a wonderful winter break! We will see you back on January 2, and be ready to learn! Before we ring the final bell for the holidays, myself, along with Senior Class President Robin McCobb, Senior Class Sergeant-At-Arms Johnny, their beloved critter friends Buttons, Bearbette, Rusty, Frisky and Randal would like to recite one of the most beloved Christmas poems of all time.

[Johnny, Robin, the cub couples and Randal go into the microphone]

Mr. Pines: 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a critter was stirring, we thought it was dark;

Johnny: The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

Robin: The children and critters were nestled all snug in their beds;

While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;

Buttons: And moms and pops in their 'kerchiefs, and we in our caps,

Have just settled our critters brains for a long winter's nap,

Bearbette: When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

We sprang from our beds to see what was the matter.

Rusty: Away to the window we flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

Frisky: The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,

Gave a luster of midday to objects below,

Randal: When what to our wondering eyes did appear,

But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny rein-deer,

Mr. Pines: With a little old driver so lively and quick,

we knew in a moment he must be Santa.

Johnny: More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:

Randal: [imitates Santa Claus] "Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now Prancer and Vixen!

On, Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donner and Blitzen!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

Buttons: As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;

Rusty: So up to the housetop the coursers they flew

With the sleigh full of toys, and Santa Claus too—

Bearbette: And then, in a twinkling, we heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

Frisky: As we drew in my head, and was turning around,

Down the chimney Santa came with a bound.

Johnny: He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,

And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

Robin: A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

Mr. Pines: His eyes—how they twinkled! his dimples, how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

Johnny: His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow;

Buttons: The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath;

Bearbette: He had a broad face and a little round belly

That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.

Frisky: He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And we laughed when we saw him, in spite of myself;

Rusty: A wink of his eye and a twist of his head

Soon gave us to know we had nothing to dread;

Buttons: He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,

Mr. Pines: And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

Robin: He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

Johnny: And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

Randal: But we heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—

All: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

[The school bell rings and the students are dismissed]

...

[Last lines of the episode. The credits roll while the Johnny, Robin, Jonesy and all the critters sing We Wish You A Merry Christmas. After the credits end...]

Johnny and Robin: From all of us...!

Jonesy: To all of you!

All with critters: A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Freddie Boy
Freddie: Pop, why are you blindfolding me for?

Philbert: Shhh! I got a surprise for you.

Freddie: What is it?

Philbert: You'll find out when we get there.

...

[As Leppinwolf arrives in Fort Caulderdale, they pull into an mansion]

Freddie: Sounds like we are in Fort Caulderdale to me.

Philbert: Yep. Don't take it off yet.

[They enter through the backyard and see a swimming pool. Philbert takes off Freddie's shirt and blindfold and sees Medora [in her bikini] getting out of the pool]

Freddie: Holy smokes! Is that for me?

Philbert: No son. That's for me.

Freddie: Look at that chick. Her bikini is really beautiful.

Medora: [walks up to Philbert] Hi, honey. [gasps as she looks at Freddie] This must be your son, Freddie.

Philbert: Yep. [to Freddie] Freddie, this is your future step-mother, Medora.

Freddie: [stammering] Hi, Medora. [to Philbert] She has a cute belly.

Philbert: [chuckles] Freddie is waiting to see you. I've first met Medora when she rescued me while I was fishing.

[Medora shows the two the engagement ring]

Philbert: She lives in Fort Caulderdale and took me right here and we got engaged.

Medora: We are getting married very soon. Hey, can you two want to join me in the pool.

Freddie: [stammers] Yeah.

[Just then a familiar raccoon [in an ocean blue bikini] runs towards Freddie, tackles him and blows a raspberry on his stomach. Freddie then looks at the raccoon]

Raccoon: Do you remember me?

[A flashback sequence is shown where Freddie dated the raccoon. He looks at her stomach.]

Freddie: Sophia?

[Sophia giggles then blows another raspberry on Freddie's stomach]

Medora: Sophia, how did you know Freddie?

Sophia: Years ago.

...

[Underwater, Freddie, Philbert, Medora and Sophia explore the underwater cove. Suddenly, a sting-ray appears and pierces Philbert in the chest as he starts to go down, Freddie and Medora catch him and swam back up to the boat. They put Philbert down. Medora quickly drives the boat to shore. Freddie then feels his father.]

Freddie: Pop?

[No answer]

Freddie: Pop?

Medora: [checking Philbert's pulse] Oh my gosh. Freddie, call for an ambulance. I am going to perform CPR.

[As she does...]

Sophia: Isn't he gonna make it?

Medora: Probably--[looks at the attack on the stingray] OH MY GOSH!!!

Sophia: What happened!?

Medora: Some sort of fish attacked him!

[Suddenly, the ambulance arrives]

...

[At the critter hospital, Philbert wakes up very slowly and looks at his son]

Philbert: F-f-f-reddie.

Freddie: Hi, Pop.

Philbert: I don't think I am gonna make it.

Freddie: W-w-w-hat? You will.

Philbert: I remember the day you were born. You were a good critter. I remember the time we moved to Chuckewood when your mom died.

Freddie: Yes.

Philbert: I remember taking you on a ride on Leappinwolf. I remember we defeated Zak Vaderman and his gang.

Freddie: I will remember that. And so will our friends.

Philbert: You're all grown up now. You're the man...of the house. And now, as I get ready to take my final breath, we must...go..on our separate ways. Goodbye, Freddie. I love you. I love you. [flat lines and dies]

Freddie: Pop? POP!!! P-p-p-op! Please don't go! Please don't go! [cries]

[Medora and Sophia both cry]

...

[Freddie opens his father's garage and sees Leappinwolf. He looks at it carefully and studies it.]

Freddie: How would I be able to ride Leappinwolf?

[At Medora's...]

Freddie: Medora, Leappinwolf is very special to my father. I remember he bought the motorcycle when he was my age. He took very care of it over the years. I wanted to ride it and follow his steps. How would I do it?

Medora: Well, do you have your driver's license?

Freddie: Not yet.

Medora: I am going to take you to motorcycle school. This will teach you how to ride a motorcycle and learn the rules of the road.

...

Philbert's ghost: Freddie, you are a Freddie Boy.

Vixey-By-The-Sea
[At the condo, as Jeanette and Rosie change into their bikini, Vixey looks at their stomachs]

Vixey: Bel...

Rusty: [gasps] Look! Vixey's trying to talk!

Vixey: Bel...bel.

George: That's it, Vixey. Say "belly"

Rosie: Say "belly"

Jeanette: C'mon, Vixey!

Rusty: Say it!

Vixey: [stutters for a bit] Belly!

[The family celebrates]

Rusty: She said her first word!

[Vixey runs over to Jeanette and climbs to her bikini top presses her chest]

Vixey: Belly!

Jeanette: That's not my belly! That's my chest.

Vixey: Chest? [slides her hand down to Jeanette's middle stomach then presses it, she then leaps to Rosie's stomach and kisses the middle, Rosie giggles]

George: [chuckles] Reminds you of someone, Rusty?

[Vixey then presses Rusty's middle stomach]

Vixey: Belly!

Rusty: [giggles] Yeah. Sarah will get a lucky belly press when Vixey sees it.

[Vixey then points to the water in Jeanette's swimming pool]

Vixey: Belly!

Rosie: No, that's water.

Vixey: Water?

[Rosie puts Vixey on her back as they walk to the pool steps of the pool. Rosie sits down on the bottom step of the pool.]

Vixey: Water!

[Rosie splashes herself which they both giggle]

Jeanette: Let's go swimming!

[She jumps into the pool and swims to the middle step. Vixey holds onto Rosie and Jeanette's hands as they cruise around the pool like a speedboat.]

George: Good girl, Vixey!

Rusty: Aunt Stacy will teach her how to swim when the time comes.

...

[While eating dinner, Jeanette gives Vixey a BBQ chicken drumstick and some corn]

Vixey: Belly!

Rosie: No, Vixey. That's chicken.

Vixey: Chicken?

[She takes the chicken and attempts to put it on her mother's stomach. Rosie stops her.]

Rosie: No, no. A piece of chicken is food. You eat the chicken. Not put it on my belly.

Vixey: Eat?

Rosie: Here, let Aunt Jeanette show you how to eat the chicken.

...

[Vixey sees corn and takes a piece]

Vixey: Belly!

Rosie: That's not a belly. That's corn.

Vixey: Corn?

[Jeanette eats her corn on the cob]

Rosie: I gave her pieces of corn to start off. When she gets older, she'll have corn on the cob.

...

[Vixey climbs out of her bed and tiptoes to the couch where her mother is sleeping. She removes the blankets and lifts up her mother's pajamas and kisses her stomach]

Vixey: Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly.

[Rosie slowly wakes up and looks at Vixey]

Rosie: Vixey, back to bed! [takes Vixey back to the spare bedroom and puts her on the bed] Not one more sound! [closes the door and locks up the door]

...

[The next morning, while the family loads up for the beach]

Rosie: [wearing her t-shirt and her bikini bottom] I can't believe what happened to Vixey last night. I didn't sleep a wink last night cause Vixey kissed my belly and kept saying "Belly" all night long!

Jeanette: [bikini] Well, I'll lock up the door tonight. Believe me, very young critters sometimes make sounds. When they get older, she'll get quieter.

Rusty: Just think, Vixey. We're taking you to the beach.

Vixey: Beach?

Rusty: Yes. Just think: Water, waves, sand.

...

[As George sets up the beach chairs, Vixey feels the sand]

Vixey: Sugar!

Rusty: That's not sugar. That's sand.

Vixey: Sand?

Rusty: You can do many things with sand.

[After George finishes up the chairs and Rosie and Jeannette lay down the beach blankets]

George: There. Anybody wants some beer?

Rosie: [taking off her shirt] George, with Vixey nearby, I think we shall stay away from beer. I'll just have a cherry soda.

Jeanette: I'll have orange.

Rusty: Cola.

[Rosie puts on suntan lotion on Vixey]

Vixey: Cream.

Rosie: That's suntan lotion. It keeps you protected from the sun.

Vixey: Sun? [puts on suntan lotion on Rosie's stomach and draws a smile underneath it. She then covers up the middle with suntan lotion.]

Rosie: [giggles] Thanks.

...

[George relaxes in his beach chair while Rosie and Jeanette lay down on their blankets, Vixey starts covering up her mother with the help of his brother]

Vixey: [looks at her mother's bikini top, whispering] Belly. [puts sand on her chest]

Rusty: No, Vixey. You start with the legs first, then the belly, then the chest. Then, Mom will be covered up in sand. I'll help you out.

[In time-lapse, Rusty helps Vixey cover up their mother and aunt]

...

[While the family takes a walk on the ocean]

George: Look, Vixey.

Vixey: Fishes!

George: Those aren't fishes! They are surfers.

Vixey: Surfers?

[Suddenly, a surfer gets wiped out and ends up right next to the family. The surfer is revealed to be Bruce.]

Rusty: Bruce?

Bruce: That's me, Rusty. How's your little sister doing?

Rusty: She's doing okay. She said her first word which is [points to his stomach] belly.

Bruce: How great. How's Buttons doing?

Rusty: We kinda spread out now. The cave is now divided into two sections. One section has me and my family, and the old secret shortcut is Buttons' apartment. We took Vixey on her first vacation ever and we choose right here in Coytona. My Aunt Jeanette has a condo.

Bruce: Amazing. I've been taking a timeout from my studies and been training in the off-season after the Nanami Orcas missed the playoffs again!

Rusty: That's terrible. Things should come up next season. Well, Bruce, we gotta head back to our beach chairs. Vixey is gonna get sunburn any minute now and we must apply more suntan lotion.

Bruce: Nice meeting you, Rusty. [to Vixey] And you, Vixey.

[George gets out a bottle of suntan lotion from his pocket]

George: Here, Rusty.

...

Crush: [kicks Bruce's rear end] Hey, Butt!

Bruce: Butt?! My name is not Butt!

Crush: [realizes his mistake] Wait a minute, you're not Buttons! Who the heck are you?!

Bruce: I'm his cousin, Bruce! Who in incarnation are you?

Crush: My name is Crush! And I believe to be a better surfer than you. So, Bruce, let me borrow that little surfboard of yours! [pokes Bruce's stomach, pulls down his swimming trunks, snickers then steals his surfboard]

Bruce: HEY, NO FAIR! I just got that surfboard weeks ago!

[While covering Vixey with sand, Rusty witnesses what has happened.]

Rusty: Oh no! Crush!

Vixey: Crush?

Rusty: [to Vixey] He's the nephew of our old rival, Claude and a mean coyote. [to Jeanette, George and Rosie] Mom, Pop, Aunt Jeanette, watch Vixey. I have an emergency to take care of.

Jeanette, George and Rosie: Yes, Rusty!

Rusty: Hang on, Bruce, I'm coming!

[He and Bruce start to chase Crush by throwing a sand rock on his rear end. A chief lifeguard, Eris Qoone looks through her binoculars. She blows the whistle and then summons her crew and the police.]

...

[After the police pulls Crush's swimming trunks down, they kick his rear end (turning red)]

Officer: Well, Mr. Crush. What do you got to say for yourself?

Crush: I am surfer champion.

Eris: Not anymore!

[The police wraps chains around Crush's stomach, then slaps the cuffs on his hands, putting them on his rear end]

Officer: You're under arrest for theft and assault. You have the right to remain--

Crush: SILENT! I know my rights. Anything I say, blah-blah-blah-blah! I have the right to an attorney! I'll get my lawyer!

[The police then duct tapes Crush's mouth]

...

[At the tribunal...]

Judge Marion: Crush, due to your long and extensive criminal record, you will be sent back to prison for five more years! [bangs gavel]

...

Bearbette and Frisky: [gasps] Rusty and Vixey!

Sarah: Rusty!

Frisky: How's the sea with Vixey?

Rusty: We tried out her bathing suit, we took a tour with her and we even saw Bruce.

Bearbette: Bruce? How's he doing?

Rusty: He's doing good despite the Orcas have clinched another losing season. He's been surfing nowadays until Crush came along and stole his surfboard briefly.

Bearbette: I heard he is in jail for extended time.

Frisky: Maybe he's gonna get sentenced to death row like his uncle did.

Rusty: Oh, I almost forgot! Vixey said her first word while we are at Aunt Jeanette's condo.

Bearbette: Really?

Rusty: Can you guess what Vixey's first word is?

[Silence...]

Rusty: Here's a hint, lift your pajamas up.

[The girls lift up their pajamas to expose their stomachs]

Vixey: Belly! [runs up to Sarah who rubs her stomach]

Sarah: [giggles] That's my lucky belly!

Rusty: Good girl, Vixey. [points to Sarah's middle stomach] Now see if you can kiss right here. That lucky spot. That's her favorite part of the belly. You kissed Mom's, now see if you can kiss Sarah's.

[Vixey stares closely at Sarah's stomach then slowly goes towards the middle]

Sarah: Yes. That's the spot.

[Vixey presses the middle, Sarah giggles]

Sarah: [giggles] No. No. That's not a kiss!

Vixey: Kiss?

Rusty: Yes.

Vixey: [slowly goes towards Sarah's middle] Belly...belly...belly! [kisses it and Sarah giggles, Vixey rubs Sarah]

Sarah: [giggles excitedly] My belly is like jelly!

Rusty: Vixey won't stop rubbing Sarah. [to Frisky] She said the word while wearing her bathing suit.

...

[Rusty kisses Frisky's stomach]

Frisky: Do I look like Sarah?

[She, Rusty and Bearbette laugh]

...

Dark Friday
[Cold Open]

[TV-PG (V)]

Miss Love: Good evening, I'm Miss Love.

LeMar: And I'm LeMar Hutton.

Miss Love: Tonight's episode is not for children for watch alone. When children see frightening things, it's best to have an adult close by.

LeMar: The episode you are about to see contains images of violence that may be shocking and offensive. We strongly recommend watching this program with an adult close by.

Miss Love: Throughout this episode, LeMar and I are going to be talking about sad and scary things. [the words "PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED" appear on the screen] So again, please make sure you have an adult with you or watch it as a family.

...

Johnny: [while running to Mr. Pines' Office] Principal Pines!

Mr. Pines: Yes, Johnny!

Johnny: There are gun shots ranging out from upstairs. I heard students screaming! Sound the alarm!

...

[In the Fox Family's cave, Rusty bathes Vixey. Vixey touches the faucet.]

Vixey: Belly! [turns the water on, Rusty turns it off]

Rusty: That's not a belly. That's a faucet. You use it to turn the water on and off.

Vixey: Faucet?

Rusty: Yes. That's enough water for you.

[Suddenly, a gunshot sounds]

Rusty: What's that sound?

[He hears another gunshot]

Rusty: I think it's coming from Buttons' apartment.

Vixey: Bellies?

Rusty: No. It's Buttons. He lives downstairs. I'll be right back. [walks down to Buttons' apartment] Buttons!?

Buttons: Yes, Rusty.

Rusty: Are you practicing shooting in the cave?

Buttons: No. I was watching a movie.

Quacker: QUACK! Breaking News: Nora Owl has been shot.

Buttons and Rusty: WHAT!? Nora is shot!?

Buttons: Oh no!

Quacker: Jonesy and Macquarie are on the scene.

Rusty: We gotta report this to the girls. Come on!

[Vixey cries]

...

Freddie: This just in: Nora Know It All is dead.

Beaebette: No, Freddie! She is shot and is being rushed to the hospital.

Frisky: She's not dead yet!

...

[At The Little Critter School, Miss Love watches the kids play on the playground until a gun touches her back]

Shooter: Don't make a sound!

[The shooter pulls Miss Love up and pins the shooter]

Miss Love: Who are you? What do you want?

Shooter: Shut up!

Miss Love: I won't do it! GET OUT OF HERE!!!

[The shooter cocks the gun and hits her in the head]

Miss Love: GET OUT OF HERE!!! I MEAN NOW!!!

[Cut to shot of the playground, the shooter shoots her in the head (off-screen), and then shoots everywhere throughout the entire playground. The class screams and flees back to the school. Sarah, Carlos and Cody quickly lock up the school.]

Carlos: What should we do?

Sarah: Let's call 911!

Brock: 911?

Sarah: We have to! Chief Drew taught us that! It's an emergency!

Susan: Where's the phone?

[Cody gives Sarah Miss Love's Critter Phone]

Sarah: Thanks, Cody. [dials 911]

Operator: 911, what your emergency?

Sarah: Miss Love, our teacher at the Little Critter School in Chucklewood was hit in the head by a tall man with a gun!

Operator: A shooter?

Sarah: Yes!

Operator: Where was the shooter last seen?

Sarah: At the playground!

Operator: Is Miss Love down?

Sarah: Yes! She is down!

Operator: Okay. We'll summon the police and an ambulance on the scene. Little Critter School, Chucklewood?

Sarah: Yes! Hurry!

Operator: Were on our way!

...

[Later, as the paramedics and police arrive, Mr. Mabor arrives and sees Miss Love]

Mr. Mabor: Miss Love? [looks at her down and feels her not breathing] Oh no! I gotta tell the class!

[He rushes into the school, Paramedic Chief Tyler Wolford examines her]

Wolford: What you got here?

Paramedic: Some sort of gunshot wounded her in the head. What a mess.

Wolford: Let's put her on the stretcher and take her to Macquarie.

[Tobey sniffs the evidence, Lt. Scott sees the damaged playground equipment]

Lt. Scott: Bullets holes all over the equipment.

Tobey: I see shoe prints on the fence. He jumped over the fence and escaped after he damaged the playground equipment.

Hamilton: Come on, crew, lets go find him.

[Inside the school..]

Mr. Mabor: Class?

Class: Mr. Mabor!

Mr. Mabor: Have you heard about Miss Love?

Sarah: A shooter shot her in the head! I called 911 for help.

Mr. Mabor: That's a good thing to do. Now, I am gonna send you home so that the police and I can investigate the attack.

...

[In Fort Caulderdale, in the evening, Medora daydreams about Freddie by putting sand on her stomach and hums a snippet of Timbaland's The Way I Are]

Sophia: [imitates Freddie] Sophia, Sophia, will you marry me? [puts a water bottle on her middle and squeezes it as if Freddie was blowing raspberries on her stomach] [normal voice] Yes. And for our honeymoon, some place south.

[She pours water on her middle stomach and uses the bottle again to blow it. She then pours water on her bikini top and lays down flat on her stomach and using her beach blanket, she hugs it, pretending to make love with Freddie. Suddenly, a hand clonks Sophia in the head and a bag captures her and is taken by the shooter who snickers. Sophia muffled screams in the bag. Just as the shooter puts her into a stolen truck, the police arrive and clonks the shooter.]

Officer: All right, all right. Drop that bag.

Shooter: What the heck do you want?

[The police frisk the shooter dropping the bag and cuffs him]

Officer: The judge will talk to you what you did. You have the right to remain silent. Anything---

Shooter: SHUT UP!

Officer: YOU, SHUT UP! If you do not shut up, anything you say can be held in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney.

Shooter: [shocked] Attorney!? But I don't have one!

Officer: Then, we will provide one for you. [throws the shooter into the police car and is driven away]

[Another officer, grabs the bag and takes out Sophia who is bruised and deep breathes]

Officer 2: Come on. We'll take you to the police station.

...

The Ultimate Test
[In the library]

Johnny: Hi, Robin.

Robin: Hi, Johnny. Guess what. I got a letter from Jay U. I am partially accepted but the only thing left to do is to complete the College Entrance Assessment Test. C.E.A.T. for short.

Johnny: That's what Lucas, Dave and I are going to do here. Prepare for the exam. The last step in order to be accepted at the college.

[LeMar approaches them with books]

LeMar: Hi, guys.

Robin: Hi, LeMar.

LeMar: Preparing for the CEAT?

David: Yes.

LeMar: Here are some test-prep books for you to help you prepare and get the best score possible. But, you don't have to take my word for it. Follow me, please.

[They go into a designated room and LeMar hands the students test-prep books.]

LeMar: Here you go. And I'll be back to get you some water bottles in case you need them.

[Meanwhile, Sarah, Lisa and Cody walk to the room and they saw that the door is open. Lisa reads a sign saying "RESERVED FOR CEAT TESTING. DO NOT ENTER."]

Lisa: CEAT?

Sarah: I've never heard of that word before?

Cody: Me neither. And the sign says "Do Not Enter."

Sarah: I know what that means. We are not supposed to go in there if the room is in use.

[LeMar goes into the room and gives the students each a water bottle]

All three: Hi, LeMar!

LeMar: Hi, there.

Sarah: What's CEAT?

LeMar: The "College Entrance Assessment Test." It's a test where students in high school take in order to be accepted for college.

Cody: Wow!

Sarah: High school?

LeMar: High School is the last of the three cycles of general education. First, you go to Elementary School. Then, you go to Middle School, also known as Junior High. And then, the third and final cycle is Senior High or High School. Once you've completed all three cycles, you'll receive a diploma and then you'll go into the real world. Now, about the CEAT test. The test has lots and lots of things that you are too young for. You're gonna have to wait years of general education prior to taking this test. You must complete the elementary, middle and high school levels to do so.

Lisa: But I'm older.

LeMar: [chuckles] No you're not. How about you three come to the children's corner.

Sarah, Cody and Lisa: [singing] Baby whale, la-la-la-la-la-la

Baby whale, la-la-la-la-la-la

LeMar: SHHH! Quietly.

...

[At the Aquatic Center]

Rosie: Here we are, Vixey. Welcome to your first swimming lesson.

[Vixey presses Rosie's middle]

Vixey: Belly!

Rosie: [giggles] Oh, Vixey. You'll give me a belly press later. Let's get changed.

[In the warm pool]

Rosie: [maillot] Hi, Stacy.

Stacy: Hiya, Rose. This must be Vixey.

Rosie: Yes, she is!

Vixey: Water!

Rosie: Yes, that's water. The pool is smaller than Aunt Jeanette's.

[Vixey attempts to jump into the water but is stopped by Stacy who blows her whistle]

Vixey: Water!

Rosie: Wait, Vixey! Never jump ahead of the lesson.

Stacy: I think she's getting way to excited. For the first month, Rosie, you will accommodate Vixey in the pool. I will teach her the primary skills of buoyancy, propulsion and breath control. And then, once she passes this section, I will teach her the basics of swimming.

Vixey: [points to Stacy's maillot] Belly!

Rosie: [laughs] No. You don't see her belly for swimming classes.

...

[That evening, while Rosie bathes Vixey]

Vixey: [takes the brush and brushes her mother's middle stomach] Belly. Belly.

Rosie: [giggles] Vixey! I'm bathing you. Not me!

[Vixey then splashes the tub]

Rosie: Vixey! This is a bathtub. Not a swimming pool.

Vixey: Bath...tub?

Rosie: Bathtub.

...

[While checking the mail, Robin pulls out an envelope from Jay U]

Robin: [gasps] It's from Jay U.

[She opens the envelope and sees a letter:]

Robin: [reads] "Dear Miss McCobb: On behalf of Jay U, I am happy to announce that you have been accepted into Jayford University next fall. Please review the checklist needed to make Jay U the next step in your life. I welcome you to Jay U!" YEAH! [jumps up and down and hugs her father]

Harold: I know you can do it! I know you can do it!

...

[At Johnny's house, Johnny practices parallel parking with his uncle while driving his uncle's personal car]

Jonesy: That's it, Johnny. Back it in. Back it in.

[They see a mailman putting the mail in the mailbox]

Johnny: Oh the mail is here!

[The car successfully parallel parks]

Jonesy: What are you doing, Johnny?

Johnny: I hope there's a letter from Michaels.

[He checks the mail and pulls out the envelope from said university]

Johnny: YES! [opens the envelope and reads the letter] Dear John: Congratulations! It is with deep pleasure that you have been admitted in Michaels University. The University of Miracles." OH MY GOSH!

Jonesy: Congratulations, nephew! [hugs Johnny] I know your journey on becoming a real forest ranger is bound to happen.

Johnny: I gotta call, Robin.

...

[While sitting on the couch, Vixey rubs her mother's entire body]

Vixey: Belly...belly...back...belly...back...back...belly!

Rosie: [giggles] I'm getting ticklish.

[Suddenly, the doorbell rings]

Rosie: Ah! There's somebody at the cave. [pulls Vixey's paws off of her stomach and walks to the front of the cave and sees Mr. Mabor]

Mr. Mabor: Mrs. Fox?

Rosie: Ah, yes.

Mr. Mabor: I'm Mr. Mabor, the student teacher at the Little Critter School. I want you to know that registration is open for next school year and we want your daughter to begin learning the facts of life: School.

Rosie: Yes, sir. My niece really loved the school.

Mr. Mabor: She sure did. May I come in?

Rosie: Yes.

[She escorts Mr. Mabor to the dining room table while Vixey jumps to her mother lifting up her shirt]

Vixey: Belly!

[She attempts to play the drums on her mother's stomach but Rosie stops her]

Mr. Mabor: This must be your daughter.

Rosie: Yes, it is. This is Vixey.

Vixey: Belly!

Rosie: No, Vixey. That's Mr. Mabor. He's a teacher.

Vixey: Teach....er?

Rosie: Teacher.

Mr. Mabor: She's a rascal. [gives Rosie papers] So, the Little Critter School is the two year school where younger critters like Vixey learn lots of things. She will meet different young critters called classmates and make new friends. There will be field trips. holiday parties, songs, snacks, monthly swim days and gross motor skills. The teacher is Miss Love which I am a colleague of hers. The school year begins in the fall, lots of time to get ready.

Rosie: My niece will be graduating in a few months, so she'll teach Vixey what school is like.

Vixey: [goes under the table and lifts up her mother's shirt and uses her right paw to press the middle] Belly!

Rosie: [pulls the paw off and puts her shirt down] Not now! [picks up Vixey and takes her to her bedroom] Mr. Mabor and I are getting you registered for school.

Vixey: School?

[Rosie puts Vixey on her bed]

Rosie: I'll be right back. [returns to the table] Sorry about that. She thinks my belly is a play thing.

Mr. Mabor: [laughs] So, fill these forms out and she'll be ready.

[Moments later...]

Mr. Mabor: Okay. So, watch your mail and a phone call from me in the coming months for orientation.

Rosie: Vixey can't wait for school!

[Out of Vixey's bedroom comes Vixey herself and she runs to Mr. Mabor's tail, using it as a brush]

Vixey: Brushy! Brushy! Belly brush!

Mr. Mabor: Vixey! That's not a brush. That's my tail. [snatches it back]

Vixey: Tail?

Rosie: She's gonna learn lots of words soon.

Mr. Mabor: [to Vixey] I'll be seeing you in four months. [presses Vixey's stomach who giggles]

Rosie: Oh, my niece loves that too. So thanks for stopping by, Mr. Mabor.

Mr. Mabor: Will do, I'll see you later. [leaves]

Rosie: Goodbye!

Vixey: Goodbye! [pins Rosie down and presses her stomach repeatedly] Belly! Belly! Belly!

Rosie: [giggles] Vixey!

Vixey: Belly! [kisses Rosie’s middle]

Rosie: Vixey! [giggles as Vixey keeps pressing] Okay! Stop it! [stops Vixey as she lays down on her lap. Rosie looks at her watch] It's time for a swim with your Aunt Stacy.

Vixey: Swimming lesson?

Rosie: You will play more on my belly later.

...

[A montage is shown as Johnny and Robin take their driver's license tests and Vixey doing her swim test with Rosie]

[As Johnny turns left at the DMV]

Johnny: YEAH!!! I did it! [hugs his uncle]

Jonesy: I knew you could do it!

[The examiner gives Johnny his driver's license]

[Hours later, Robin makes her left turn at the DMV]

Examiner: Congratulations, Miss McCobb, you are now a licensed driver!

[The examiner gives Robin her driver's license]

Robin: WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I got my license!

Harold: Now, all we have to do is buy a car. Good thing you saved up your money.

Robin: Yes, pop. Always saved it for a rainy day!

[Weeks later in the Aquatic Center, Vixey completes her swim test]

Stacy: [maillot] Congratulations, Vixey! You are a swimmer!

Vixey: YAY! [claps with her mother]

Rosie: You did it, Vixey!

Stacy: Now that Vixey has passed the swimming test, she'll need to be accompanied by you, George or Rusty until she gets older. The Little Critter School has monthly swim days. She'll get a refresher on swimming with Jester.

Vixey: [tries to kiss Rosie's covered up stomach] Belly!

Rosie: [stops her and giggles] My belly is covered up, Vixey!

Vixey: Belly...covered up?

Stacy: Maybe you should change into your bikini, Rosie. It's recreational swim time.

Rosie: Remind you of Sarah, Stace?

Stacy: Oh, yes. Sarah loves her button kissed.

Rosie: Vixey loves to play on my belly.

...

[In the suburb, while the girl cubs shop at the supermarket, they approach Robin as she is about to enter the checkout line]

Robin: Hi, girls!

Bearbette and Frisky: Hi, Robin!

Robin: I have exciting news to tell you.

Bearbette: What is it!?

Robin: Are you ready to checkout?

Frisky: Almost. A few more things.

Bearbette: Meet me at the entrance.

[A few minutes later, Robin takes the girl cubs (in blindfolds) to the parking lot. As the three approach Robin's car, she takes the blindfolds off]

Bearbette and Frisky: WHOA!!!

Frisky: Did you get a car!?

Robin: Yes! I got my driver's license a week ago. I passed my driver's license test on the first try. I saved up my money for a car and I just bought this car yesterday. Now, I don't need to take the bus to go to the grocery store.

Frisky: WOW! You can drive to school, work, the store, just about anywhere!

Robin: Well, I am not gonna drive my car to school. I am still gonna take the school bus.

...

[At Krabs', Johnny video chats with Rusty while eating lunch]

Rusty: Congratulations, Johnny.

Johnny: Thank you, Rusty. I am going to be just like my uncle. You know, when he was my age, he began his forest ranger career. It took him only five years to become am actual forest ranger. You see, after you complete all the major course requirements, you complete an internship.

Rusty: Internship?

Johnny: Yes, it's where all seniors in college complete on-the-job training at an approved site.

...

Cat Eat Cat
[After Freddie looks at the picture of Kiara]

Freddie: Isn't she hot in her bikini. Woof!

...

[While training for the show, Freddie practices on being naked as he walks pasts the girl cubs' cave]

Bearbette: Frisky, look at Freddie.

Frisky: Whoa!

[The girl cubs laugh at him]

Bearbette: Doesn't he have the nicest butt of all time?

Frisky: And he has no clothes on!

Bearbette: His belly needs a checkup!

Frisky: Look at that new trend.

Bearbette: The butt look is in.

[The girls continue laughing at him]

Frisky: Nice butt, Freddie!

Freddie: Shut up, you chicks! This is no time for fooling around! I'm in the middle of auditioning!

Fear Factor
[Disclaimer]

[TV-PG (DV)]

Joe: Good evening. I'm Joe Rogan. Tonight's episode contains extreme stunts which may be too sensitive for some viewers. Parental discretion is strongly recommended. The stunts have been designed and supervised by trained professionals. They are extremely dangerous and should not be attempted by anyone, anywhere, anytime!

...

Joe: You four teams have brought here for an important reason. Stare fear in the eye as you compete for $100,000. To win the money, you have to complete six extreme stunts. They not only test you physically, but mentally. If you're too afraid to attempt this stunt, you're eliminated. You try a stunt but fail to complete it, you're gone. If you succeed, you will move on to the next round and that much closer to the cash.

...

[Joe pulls off a cloth revealing a tank full of squid. All of the contestants react.]

Buttons: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!

Frisky: Oh my gosh.

Skeeter: What the heck is this?

Rusty: Do we have to swim in fishes?

Joe: It's more than fishes. This is actually squid. Your partner will be swimming in there looking for a bottle. [shows two bottles] You are going to find a bottle of worms. If the bottle contains sand, you must swim again and look for another one. If the bottle contains worms, you will give the it to your man. He will have one minute to fill up all the worms in [pulls a small tank filled with piranha] piranha.

Turner: WHAT!?

Joe: Using only your mouths. If you're too afraid to attempt this stunt, you will be eliminated. If you freak out, vomit, or if you get injured from the pirannas, you're gone. If you succeed, you will move on to the next round.

...

[Skeeter's turn. After Skeeter grabs a bottle containing sand. He attempts to swim back in but suddenly he chokes.]

Turner: Skeeter!? [quickly grabs a bucket toward Skeeter's mouth and vomits off-screen]

Skeeter: BLAH! BLAH! I will never ever swim in a pool filled with fish again! It's nasty! Turner, take me to Macquarie.

...

[In the second stunt, Junior and Vinny see Bearbette in her bikini.]

Vinny: Look at that bear. Isn't she cute?

Junior: I can tell that, Vin. She is the hottest bear I've ever seen.

Vinny: Gotta love that body.

[They both stare at her stomach]

Junior: She's the hottest bear I've ever seen.

Frisky: Hey, you bears! Bearbette belongs to Buttons.

Vinny: Oh yeah!? [goes near Frisky's backside and pulls her tail]

Frisky: Hey! [slaps Vinny and pokes his stomach] And get away from me! It's not nice for man not related to me to do that.

...

[As Frisky takes off her shirt to reveal her bikini, Junior and Vinny wolf whistle. A snippet of This Girl by Kungs vs. Cookin' on 3 Burners is played.]

Junior: Look at her body.

Vinny: Yeah. She is really a 10.

[They both stare at her stomach]

Junior: She is really dang hot.

Vinny: The hottest vixen I've ever seen in my life.

Bearbette: You goons! Frisky belongs to Rusty. And one more thing, stop staring at me in my bikini and making jokes about my stomach. After all [shows the ring to them].

Junior: Crazy chick! [kicks Bearbette in the rear end]

Bearbette: Don't you dare call me that! [kicks Junior in the rear end]

Vinny: Cutie bear! [pushes Bearbette in the front]

Bearbette: [slaps Vinny] You goon! [kicks Vinny in the rear end] It's inappropriate to kick a woman's butt or push her in the front.

...

[In the fourth stunt, Vinny swims and gives the strobe light to Junior, who then tries to jump into the water]

Junior: Oooooh. It's cold!

Vinny: Cone on, Junior. Jump! Jump! Jump!

Junior: Temperature is like 40 degrees.

Joe: JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! What the heck are you doing, Junior?

Vinny: Well... [pushes Junior into the pool]

[Junior slowly swims to the chute where places the strobe. Joe's timer reads 5:55.]

Cub couples: Five...four...three...two...one!

[The cub couples, Skeeter and Turner celebrate]

Joe: Congrats, you six! You've made it through this stunt. Let's get out of here and see what tomorrow has in store.

[As Junior and Vinny grab the final strobe light]

Vinny: Where did those bikini chicks go?

Junior: I don't know.

...

[In the fifth stunt...]

Joe: Today, you will be bobbing for these. [shows a jar of cockroaches] Cockroaches.

[All of the partners react]

Joe: But, you will not be bobbing them in water. No way! Instead, you will be bobbing for them in this...! [pulls the cloth revealing a table of animal lard]

Bearbette: Oh my!

Buttons: Ooooooh!

Frisky: Is this cream from hell?

Tuner: Eeeeeeew! Is this cheese!?

Skeeter: Or rotten milk?

Joe: Actually, it's animal lard. You and your partner will alternate bobbing for cockroaches in 10,000 pounds of animal lard using only your mouths and put it into this jar here. You have 90 seconds to complete this stunt. If you're too afraid to attempt this stunt, you're eliminated. If you succeed, you will be in the running for tomorrow's final stunt for $50,000.

...

[Skeeter and Turner's turn]

Skeeter: No way! No way I'm gonna stick my head in that animal lard.

Turner: Me neither. We are leaving! Bye!

[They both leave]

...

[In the final stunt, Rusty jumps over tractor trailers in attempt to rescue Frisky as a runaway train approaches her]

Frisky: Help me, Rusty! Help me!

[Rusty jumps down and unties Frisky at the last second.]

Joe: TIME!

Frisky: Whew! You saved me!

[Rusty and Frisky kiss]

Joe: Ooh.

...