User blog:Trigger Happy the Gremlin/Why All my Fake Character Suck

I am in a really terrible mood, so I have decided to go against my characters. They're all just self inserts.
 * Robert Jacob is just me but stronger.
 * Pheno is just me but an alcoholic, 17 years older, and obsessed with memes.
 * Bill Gunther isn't a self insert but he has no personality.


 * Paisenuef is just the "Goes from Point A to Point B" guy.


 * Peter Pan is just a middle aged man with Psychosis, who you actually feel bad for rather than funny.


 * Dillon Guidesworth is just me but with weapons.


 * York has no personality, he's just a Wild West guy in the modern time.


 * Macedon is just a scumbag with a sword.


 * Crash Potatoes is just a Thomas head on a human.


 * Trigger in Galaxy Adventures is a useless self insert who never wants to do anything fun.


 * Garlic is also a self insert who is just insensitive.


 * Jonah isn't a self insert but he's just some American stereotype.


 * And last but not least, Davis Finlay is just nothing.

I am like the Charlie Brown of character creation; I try not to make my stuff abysmal but I always do.