Chronicles of ToonTown christmas specal

Summary
The specal starts with Daffy Duck waiting in line at the post office to mail Christmas cards While there,he mistakenly intercept three letters sent by children to Santa Claus. The Toons soon find out so Mickey sents the gang to get the averted letters to Santa Claus before Christmas while avioding the mouse king in therir biggest mission yet.

Quotes
Owen: 'Twas the night before Christmas / And I spent all the day / Finishing up on my Christmas display. / Now missing all this / Would be nothing but tragic, / So just follow me and I'll show you the magic. / Now out in the yard / In a glorious clutter / Is a spectacle there / That'll make your heart flutter. / With 20-foot cheese balls / And a big egg nog fountain / And yodeling elves / On an ambrosia mountain. / A stage where acrobats / Jump, leap, and prance / And honor the day / through interpretive dance.

Top Cat: He was dressed all in fur / From his head to his paws / And he stood there heroic, / A real Santa... Claws. / Red are his boots / And so is his cape; / His sword is a cane / That tastes like crabcake. / He wears a fine belt / And a leather cravat / And there is a cute, fuzzy thing / Which hangs down from his... hat. [purring and tapping on bell] [Comes to] I have shamed myself.

Mouse King: tonight king of christmas Tomorrow king of toontown soon king of everything

Eva: Merry Christmas to all, and to all, shut the hell up!

Izzy: (as a salesman unplugs a display TV, showing a year without a Santa Clause)Hey! I was watching that TV Shop Owner: It'll be on next Christmas Izzy: Who the hell knows when that's gonna be?

Stacy: I know all about Christmas, and I have just the book for you: 'Christmas For Idiots.'

Linus: (to Sally)Iam not your sweet bamboo Charlie Brown: What do you think of this (hands Linus his card) Linus: merry Christmas from your sweet bamboo!? Charlie Brown: its a family exprasion.

Cody: My mom used to always say, 'Christmas ain't Christmas till somebody cries!' Usually that someone's me.

Bart: Oh, man, it's finally here! Tomorrow's Christmas Eve! You got everything ready? Molly: No Bart: You mean you haven't trimmed your stockings or hung your chestnuts or roasted the tree? Molly: No! Bart: Or figgified your pudding? Molly: Bart!Will you get it through your thick head: i dont give a hoot about Christmas!

(after Tweek tells how Santa scared him) Izzy: That's ridiculous! Now, you know that's not the way it happened. Tweek: You weren't there!

Isabella: I don't feel so good [throws up] I feel better now Lisa: is that a a chocolate chip?

Lisa: I have to go back to the house now. Candace: I'm surprise there's still a house to go back to

Lucy: (talking to a doll house)Don't worry baby! Soon I'll get you out of here and take you home, to give you all the loving you deserve. Sally: Hey, hey. How about you play with it? Lucy: Will I dare? Sally: Uhh...I'll think you'll do it.

Mickey: C'mon guys time to put the star on top of the tree Bart: (excited) Yay! I'll do it Mickey: Alright, c'mon Daffy: No, no, no! I always put the star on top of the tree. That's my job every Christmas.

Gwen: Uhhhh...Excuse me Fred what are you doing? FredFredBurger: I'm hanging Christmas tree items yes Gwen: Ooop, look at this. You're hanging up cans of frozzin yogert?

Lucy: I've been saving all year, my allowance, birthday money from my grandparents, and almost all the money I earned saveing the town Bart: But if you're spending all your money on the doll house, how'll you affored presents for your family and, ahem, your friends? Lucy: Hmmmmm, you think I should get my house in machine green, or bobaloo blue?

Peppermint Patty: What are you doing? Marcie: Singing with the elderly sir

Skipper: [following a group of nuns] Blend! Blend!

Skipper: Hoover Dam!

Skipper: Eggnog at 2100 hours, writing our names in the snow at 2105.

Skipper:You all know the Penguin Credo Kowalski: Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick? Skipper: No. [Rico speaks Japanese gibberish] Skipper: No, that's the Walrus Credo. It's "Never swim alone. Kowalski: Oh, yeah. Skipper: Let's go.

Skipper: Think nothing of it Santa It's the least we could do. You remember the Penguin Credo. Private: What does deep-frying in Bisquick have to do with any of this? Skipper: Not that one, the other one! "Never swim alone!" Alone! On Christmas! Don't you get it? Come on people, do I have to explain this to everybody?

Rico: [starts to light a stick of dynamite] Kaboom! Skipper: Stand down, soldier. We're in observation mode

Skipper: Shitake mushrooms! No more Mr. Cute and Cuddly. Rico: [grabs stang of dynamite] Kaboom-kaboom-kaboom! Skipper: Rico! Enough with the dynamite already! Rico: [sighs disappointed] Aww.

Skipper: Holy butterball!

Skipper: Santa Claus has come to town!

The Boys:[as Rico drinks Egg-nog] Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Skipper: Lets blow this popsicle stand Rico: [Grabs stick of dynamite] Kaaboooom? Skipper: Yes, Rico. Kaaboom.

Rico: Eggno-o-o-og! Eggnog! Eggnog!

Skipper: [watching Rico chug eggnog] That boy can really hold down his nog

Skipper: Excelente!

Skipper: What comes down must go up!

Skipper: [to the mouse king ] Not on my watch, chukie chesse!

Kowalski: How are we going to get inside? Rico: [Lights a fuse] Ka-boom! Ka-boom! Skipper: I have a better idea. [Puts out the fuse] Rico: Oh.

(Molly Decaides to leave the mission and go back after she thinks its hopeless) Bart: Yeah? Well, that's a real nice way to treat your friends on Christmas. And if you think I am going to give you a present now, you are sadly mistaken. Molly: You want to give me a present? Then leave me alone That's all I wanted! Bart: Fine! go then! Molly: Good!So you can cook your own damned turkey, wrap your own damned presents - and while you're at it, you can all ride a one-horse open sleigh to Hell! Bart: You go and have yourself a merry Christmas, Ebeneezer Molly! Molly: And a Bah Humbug to you, too!

Noah: [after listening to Izzy's harebrained scheme to get on the slegh)Can I buy some pot from you?

Allusions

 * A Christmas Carol - Ferb plays the Ghost of Christmas Past, Isabella plays the Ghost of Christmas Present, and Phineas plays the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. In Daffy Duck's storyline, Buster Bunny plays the Ghost of Christmas Past, Babs Bunny plays the Ghost of Christmas Present, and Bugs Bunny plays the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.