The Steven Universe Movie (SmashupMashups's Idea)/Transcript

(In a logo a gold shield shows the studio of Warner Bros. Then, the shield pans back and has two letters, W and B on its front. It also has a band with words on it. Warner Bros. Pictures. More words appear below. A Time Warner Company. Then, the camera pans down away from the logo. Words appear while we pan down. Warner Bros. Pictures presents... The words fade and more fade in. A Gracie Films production... it fades out as well and even more fade in. A Cartoon Network Studios film... The screen pans down, viewing a town on a beach. A title appears. The Steven Universe Movie. Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves plays in the background. We cut to a house that has a statue of a woman. We now see the interior of the house. A boy walks in the kitchen, wear a pink shirt with a yellow star on it, blue jeans and sandals.)

Steven: Alright, what to have for breakfast? Banana? Nah. Cereal? Nope. Oh! I know!

(The boys takes out two waffles and puts them in a toaster. Later, he takes them out and puts them on a plate, stacked together. He spreads maple syrup on them, adds whip cream and puts a strawberry on top.)

Steven: Done!

(Later, he eats it. Then a tall woman with large thighs comes in.)

Garnet: 'Morning, Steven.

Steven: Garnet.

Garnet: I see you're having together breakfast without Amethyst.

Steven: Yeah. I've missed making it and I didn't know what it'd taste like. So, I did it anyway.

Garnet: I see.

Steven: Well, I have to go. Dad wants to see me and Pearl about something.

(He walks off. Later, at a car wash, a man has a tarp under something. A heavyset blonde comes by.)

Greg: Hey, you're one of Steven's friends. Who are you?

Sadie: Sadie. What's under that tarp?

Greg: Just wait. I'm expecting two other people to show up.

(Steven arrives with a woman with a pearl on her forehead.)

Greg: You're here!

Pearl: Okay, Greg. What was it you wanted to show us?

(He pulls off the tarp showing a sign saying "Wax Coat - Only $16.99".)

Pearl: Well...

Steven: It's great!

Greg: Thanks, boy.

Pearl: Wax? Like waxing a turtle's shell?

Sadie: No, this is a car wash. What made you say something... silly?

Steven: She and her friends are from another planet.

(The girl pauses shortly. Then, she laughs hysterically. She faints.)

Pearl: Are you okay?

(She coughs from laughing to hard. She gets up.)

Sadie: No offense, guy. But there's no way...

(Pearl shape shifts into Sadie. She looks at her and then Pearl changes back to her physical form.)

Sadie: OMG! (She talks in her mind) ''I am seeing a real alien. (She stops thinking.) ''Uh... I come in peace, extra-terrestrial.

Pearl: Oh, please! We're not like those aliens from those movies.

Sadie: Sorry, space woman.

Pearl: And don't call me that. My name is Pearl.

Sadie: I'm sorry, I've never met an alien before. I don't even know how to act at the first impression.