The Pizza Man (song)

The Pizza Man is the opening song for the prologue of the horror musical, the Pizza Man. It is performed by the cast who tell the audience about the Pizza Man.

In the land of cheesy dreams, where pepperonis gleam,

There's a legend, a mystery, that'll make you scream.

They say, beware the Pizza Man, with toppings so grand,

But is he friend or foe? We'll soon understand.

Oh, the Pizza Man, he's here to serve,

With a smile on his face, you'll get what you deserve.

He tosses dough high, with a flick of his wrist,

But is there something lurking? It's hard to resist.

He arrives at your doorstep, with a twinkle in his eye,

A box full of wonders, no ordinary pie.

But beneath the savory layers, a secret unfolds,

Is it just the sauce, or something dark, untold?

Oh, the Pizza Man, he's here to serve,

With a smile on his face, you'll get what you deserve.

He tosses dough high, with a flick of his wrist,

But is there something lurking? It's hard to resist.

Behind the dough and cheese, a tale of fright,

A hint of terror, lurking in plain sight.

Is it a pizza parlor or a portal to the unknown?

We'll uncover the truth, together we'll be shown.

As the night grows darker, shadows start to dance,

The Pizza Man's presence, it's a risky chance.

Will we succumb to his charms, his haunting allure?

Or break free from the spell, stay steadfast and pure?

Oh, the Pizza Man, he's here to serve,

With a smile on his face, you'll get what you deserve.

He tosses dough high, with a flick of his wrist,

But is there something lurking? It's hard to resist.

So beware the Pizza Man, a slice of intrigue,

In this horror-filled musical, you won't believe.

"The Pizza Man" unfolds, with each chilling act,

A web of suspense, it's a thrilling impact.