Rick and Morty Adventures Forever/Alabamitis

This is an issue of Rick and Morty Adventures Forever.

Transcript
It begins with Rick working on a secret project as Jerry enters the garage. Jerry grabs the vial Rick is working on. Jerry then accidentally trips and breaks the vial. Suddenly, Beth bursts in the room. The fumes of the acid enter her nostrils. Beth then tries to get on Rick's arms. Rick throws her off. He gets into the living room as Summer and Morty are making out on the couch. He grabs it. They get in. He does as unknown to both, Beth is stowing away. They begin driving. Later, Rick notices that someone has unzipped his pants as Jerry screams like a woman. He nods. He drops a glass of chloroform as Beth struggles. Suddenly, Jerry's phone rings as he answers. He notices it is Morty as he hears moaning. He hangs up as soon the phone rings again as he answers as this time it isn't Morty. He hangs out as Jerry's face turns into one of horror. Rick slaps him. He grabs a phone and dials Space Beth. He sends it as she gets it. Unfortunately, for laughs, she is infected by Alabamitis too. Back with Rick and Jerry. They spot a planet as well as a giant sign saying "this planet. Can cure anything". For laughs, they spot another UFO nearby. He grabs one as hands it to him. They enter the planet as they see a goat creature sitting on a hill with a sign saying "For the cure you seek answer, my riddles three". They take a closer look as the first riddle is given. Rick points his gun to the Riddle Master's head. He rolls his eyes as Rick just shoots him in the chest.
 * Jerry: Hey Rick, what are you doing?
 * Rick: What the hell are you doing here?! Can't you see I'm busy?
 * Jerry: On what?
 * Rick: It's a damn secret.
 * Jerry: Isn't keeping secrets wrong?
 * Rick: Not from you. Your existence is completely meaningless.
 * Jerry: If that helps out, I still don't fully trust you either.
 * Rick: Whatever.
 * Rick: Jerry!
 * Jerry: How bad can it be?
 * Rick: (annoyed) This bad!
 * Jerry: What were you even working on to be this bad?
 * Rick: Crap! Crap! Crap!
 * Jerry: It's just Beth.
 * Rick: That's the problem, Jerry!
 * Rick: It likely spread to Morty and Summer already!
 * Jerry: What is it?
 * Rick: You really want to know? It's called Alabamitis!
 * Jerry: (noticing) Wait a minute, why the hell would you create an incestous disease?
 * Rick: For once you got the connection.
 * Jerry: But why?
 * Rick: I was going to use it on alien bureaucrats, Jerry! Those assholes think they're on the top of the world. But you have to be an idiot and now my family acts on incestuous urges! Any questions?
 * Jerry: Why aren't you affected?
 * Rick: I've sworn off love. I'm not having another fallout again.
 * Beth: Screw me hard!
 * Jerry: Why is she attracted to you and not Summer and Morty?
 * Rick: It's called Alabamitis, Jerry, not Dan Schneideritis. I may be unethical, but I'm not a creep.
 * Jerry: So, this means...
 * Jerry: I'm... I'm conflicted on this.
 * Rick: (coming over) This is weird. All thanks to you.
 * Jerry: Is there a cure?
 * Rick: There might be, but it might take a while to find out. Since Morty is infected, I have no choice than having you to come with me.
 * Jerry: We are going on an adventure?!
 * Rick: Yes. Yes we are. Bring the flask.
 * Rick: Now, let's enter the UFO!
 * Rick: Put your seatbelt on. No way I'm gonna get a ticket.
 * Beth: (in her head) I need him. I lust for him.
 * Rick: Let me guess, Beth is giving me head.
 * Rick: Pull her away.
 * Rick: (zipping his pants back) We need to handle this faster than expected!
 * Jerry: Hello?
 * Jerry: Must be a buttdial.
 * Mr. Goldenfold: You're Morty's dad right?
 * Jerry: Yes?
 * Goldenfold: Well, it's the time of year where us teachers are forced to check in on our students by entering their homes and I think today is a good time to do it to Morty. I'll be there in a bit.
 * Jerry: Our family is messed up.
 * Rick: What's the problem?
 * Jerry: You know Mr. Goldenfold?
 * Rick: The teacher who has a crush on a fictional character and a repressed crush on your daughter? Yeah, why?
 * Jerry: He's coming home to check his students and he'll likely catch them in the act.
 * Rick: That means I need to make a call.
 * Rick: Hey, I need you to go to Earth and hold someone hostage. Here's his address...
 * Jerry: Did you send that to Space Beth?
 * Rick: Yeah wh... (realizing what he has done) Oh God. I should've sent it to Mr. Poopybutthole...
 * Jerry: Why didn't you?
 * Rick: I thought him holding someone at gunpoint would be too much for him.
 * Jerry: Could it be?
 * Rick: It can!
 * Jerry: But what about Beth?
 * Rick: Just keep her in the UFO.
 * Rick: The hell? Don't tell me Space Beth... Jerry! Grab a gun!
 * Rick: Okay, let's investigate.
 * Jerry: That seems easy.
 * Rick: I hate these riddle guys. They hide something people want behind bullshit riddles. Let's see...
 * Riddle Master: What is round but also thick? Answer it and your answers will soon transfix.
 * Rick: I have no time for this mumbo-jumbo! Just tell it out!
 * Riddle Master: If you shoot me, the cure you wouldn't see.
 * Jerry: Rick, wait... He's bluffing.
 * Rick: Huh? How can you be sure?
 * Riddle Master: Bluff I do not, you male slut.
 * Jerry: (gasps) What have you done?
 * Rick: You said it yourself, it's a bluff.
 * Jerry: Oh, what's next then?
 * Rick: We gotta find the cure. And quick!

Jerry grabs a shovel.


 * Rick: A shovel? What's that for?
 * Jerry: You know.

He starts digging.


 * Rick: Who says the cure is in the ground?

He grabs the shovel and breaks it.


 * Jerry: Hey!
 * Rick: Calm the hell down! Now!