What if Foodfight! was released normally?

The 2012 film Foodfight! is infamous for having a long and troubled production, originally being scheduled for a Christmas 2003 release before the film's hard drives and assets were stolen. It suffered multiple delays before having a muted release in 2012, going direct-to-video in most countries. But what if the film actually released on its set date? Here's what might have happened.