COVID Fever

This song from Avenue Q (Toonwriter's fan fiction series) is performed in the COVID-19 episode. It's performed by Sam the Mini Yeti, Kieran and some others.

???: I got COVID fever, it's burning in my brain

???: I've got COVID fever, it's driving me insane

???: We got COVID fever, we're flipping our bandannas Been stuck at home so long that we have simply gone bananas

We got COVID fever we've lost what sense we had We got COVID fever, we're all going mad

???: My sanity is hanging by a thread Since we're going nowhere, I've gone out of my head We were socializing with our best buds and friends

???: And now we're not!

KIERAN: Grab your partner by the ears Lash him to the wheel Do-si-do step on his toe Listen to him squeal Allemande left, allemande right It's time to stay or sink Swing your partner over the side Now our sickness stinks

???: We got COVID fever

???: No if's, and's, or but's

???: We're disoriented

???: And demented

??? AND ???: We kept all our doors shut

???: Ach du lieber Volswagen car (Yodel-lay-ee-hoo) Saur braten viener schnitzel Und a vunder bar (Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)

???: We were planning trips, the world was on our side

???: And then they died

KIERAN: I've got COVID fever I think I've lost my grip

???: I'd like to get my hands on Whoever wrote this script

???: Si!

???: I was floating 'neath a tropic moon And dreaming of a trip in June Now I'm as crazy as a loon

ALL: COVID fever has canceled all accords This once proud world has become a giant psycho ward We were planning different trips to who knows where And now though we're all here We're not all there

COVID Fever, ah!