A PSA With Spawn About Nosebleeds

Transcript: (minutes later)
 * Boy 1: (hurts himself while playing American Football)
 * Girl: Are you okay?
 * Boy 1: My nose is bleeding.
 * Boy 2: Tilt your head back.
 * Spawn: That's the wrong play.
 * Boys and Girl: Spawn!!!
 * Spawn: Pinch your nose and lean forward. If the bleeding happens pinch your nose for 5 minutes or more. If the bleeding does not stop, then see a doctor.
 * Boy 1: The bleeding stopped! Now I know how to stop a nosebleed!
 * Spawn: And knowing is half the battle.