Angry Birds X: The Fine-Feathered Movie/Transcript

Scene 1: Introduction

 * [After the companies are shown, it cuts to show a view of a hyper realistic version of Piggy Island, zooming into detailed versions of the Flock and Pigs, when Bomb interrupts, tearing the screen open]
 * Bomb: I-I-Is this someone's idea of a joke? No? It's stupid either way, who asked for a live-action reboot of Angry Birds? We've already had those chipmunks, the blue things and Yogi Bear! This is pathetic! Those Warner Bros. executives are just dense.
 * [It zooms out, showing the Flock watching test footage of it, in anger]
 * Red: Truly dense.
 * Chuck: This is an outrage!
 * Matilda: I say we protest!
 * [The rest of the Flock mutter and argue about it]
 * Bomb: Shhh. We can sort this out... Shhhhh. Hello? Guys! [whistles, but they continue] Shut your mouths! [they stop talking] Guys, I'll handle this.
 * Matilda: In what way? In what?
 * Bomb: We could always, just... you know... talk to them. Talk to the Warner fellas and get this abomination fixed up!
 * TBA