Flushed Away (Alternate Version)

Part 1: Dancing With Myself

 * (The screen fades to the DreamWorks SKG logo, then the Aardman logo. Opens to a view of Kensington, London, UK. The logos "DreamWorks Animation and Aardman Features present" appear.)
 * (The title, "Flushed Away" appears on the bridge. The logo fades as it cuts outside to Tabitha's apartment. A black car comes in and honks. Cuts to the living room.)
 * Mum: Car's here!
 * Dad: It's 9:00 already! Hurry up! We're going to miss our flight!
 * Mum: Traveler's checks, passports...
 * Dad: You have the tickets, darling?
 * Mum: Tabitha, did you feed Roddy?
 * Tabitha: Oops!
 * Mum: I know we've forgotten something, I just know we've forgotten something.
 * Tabitha: Hello, Gilbert! Hello, Sullivan!
 * Dad: (off-screen) Come on, Tabitha!
 * Tabitha: Just a second! (goes to Roddy and gives him a piece of cheese) Bye, Roddy! I'll miss you!
 * Dad: (off-screen) We don't want to miss our holiday!
 * (Tabitha comes to the door)
 * Tabitha: I'm coming, I'm coming! (closes the door)
 * (Silence. Cuts to Tabitha's bedroom. Roddy yawns.)
 * Roddy: All clear, chaps! (cuts to Gilbert standing as Sullivan loses his balance on the wheel) Tabitha has gone away and (cuts to Roddy) two weeks' the place to myself. Ah... (slides down) Aha! (kicks the door open) When the cat's away, Roddy St. James will play. (stares in shock and hides inside) The cat is away, isn't it? G-Gilbert? Sullivan? Hasn't Tabitha got a new pet today?
 * Gilbert: Snap out of it, sir. You must've been dreaming.
 * Roddy: (comes out of the door and wipes his head off) Oh, thank goodness...
 * Sullivan: In fact, we have a surprise for you.
 * Roddy: A surprise?
 * Gilbert and Sullivan: Happy Birthday, Master Roderick.
 * Roddy: You... remembered. Today's the day I'm going to live it up! I have the entire day planned on my list, "Roddy's Fun Day!" Shows everything I want to do for my life. So, let's get this going. (Gilbert and Sullivan walk forward)
 * ("Dancing With Myself" plays. Cuts to the kitchen where Roddy goes to a bowl and a coffee maker. Roddy turns on the coffee maker as it emits hot water, takes off his PJs off-screen and goes to the bowl. The camera zooms to Roddy, without his clothes, censoring his private parts. As Roddy touches the water, he exclaims in pain. Roddy claps his hands two times to get Gilbert. Gilbert comes in with a glass bottle filled with cold water. Gilbert pours the cold water on the bowl and Roddy goes in. Roddy sees that the water is warmer. Roddy claps his hands two times to get Sullivan. Sullivan comes in with a red toy boat and puts it on the bowl.)
 * (Cuts to Roddy, now wearing his white PJs again, with his mirror. Roddy claps his hands two times as his butlers appear with a toothbrush, with toothpaste on it. Roddy grabs the toothbrush, turns it on to make it vibrate, and brushes with it.)
 * (Cuts to Roddy, wearing swim trunks, to the sink, full of water, with Gilbert and Sullivan, wearing swim trunks, on their rafts.)
 * Roddy: Cannonball! (jumps on the sink, splashing Gilbert and Sullivan)
 * (Cuts to Roddy, wearing a white shirt, and a black helmet on his head, with a cotton swab, riding on a pink plastic horse, which Gilbert and Sullivan are carrying. Roddy hits a pea with a cotton swab as it launches to a white vase. The vase breaks off-screen as Roddy looks back.)
 * (Cuts to Roddy in the living room, with a cotton swab, trying to hit a pea. Gilbert and Sullivan appear also.)
 * Roddy: Fore!
 * (Roddy swings the swab as it hits Gilbert. Roddy hits the pea with a swab. Roddy turns back to Sullivan, but sees that Gilbert isn't here. Roddy looks at Gilbert, who is hit at the wall.)
 * Roddy: Oops. Sorry!
 * (Cuts to Roddy, while whistling, riding on his red car with a vacuum. The vacuum sucks all of the peas inside.)
 * (Cuts to Roddy, with his checklist, with "Swimming", "Skiing" and "Polo" checked off. Roddy checks off golf on the list.)
 * (Cuts to Roddy in the living room, with Gilbert and Sullivan dressing him with a black jacket and black shoes. Roddy wipes off the dust from his jacket and is fully dressed.
 * Sullivan: Any plans for this evening, sir?
 * Roddy: Well, chaps, get the stuff ready, because we're going to prepare the obstacle course!
 * (Cuts to the kitchen shaking as a large booming sound is heard.)
 * (Cuts to the living room where Roddy and his butlers gasp in fear.)
 * Roddy: What was that?
 * Sullivan: Sounds like a noise, sir.
 * Gilbert: In the kitchen.
 * Roddy: Yes. A noise. In the kitchen. Very helpful. But what's making the noise?
 * Gilbert: Perhaps an intruder?
 * Sullivan: Yes! An intruder! Perhaps we should investigate. (walks along with Gilbert to the kitchen and looks at Roddy) Sir?
 * Roddy: Investigate? Uh... Yes, investigate. To the kitchen! (follows Gilbert and Sullivan)

Part 2: Sid from the Sewer

 * (Cuts to the kitchen. Roddy, with Gilbert, wearing a knight helmet on his head, and Sullivan, wearing a helmet with leaves on it and makeup, popping up behind a cereal box. Roddy and Sullivan hide except for Sullivan. Sullivan falls down with his helmet and hides behind a box. Cuts to Roddy and his butlers who are hiding behind a cereal box.)
 * Roddy: (looks at the sink) There's something out there. We better sneak out to the sink and see if the "intruder" is friendly or not.
 * (Roddy with a green umbrella, Gilbert with an orange umbrella, and Sullivan with a purple umbrella sneak out to the sink. Roddy looks at the sink and sees that the faucet is shaking. The sink explodes and summons a strange creature falling down.)
 * ???: (coming out from the sink) YEEEEEEEE-HAW!!!
 * (Roddy sees that the mysterious creature has landed on a chocolate cake. The creature coming out from the cake is none other than Sid, an overweight rat from the sewer. Sid belches very extremely loud as the stench pulls away Roddy and his butlers. Roddy gets tripped by a plate of sausages, Sullivan falls off the table, and Gilbert uses an orange umbrella to make him fly to safety. After the belch, Roddy comes out from the plate and gets belched the second time, then the third, and finally the fourth. Cuts to the chocolate cake where Sid is at.)
 * Sid: (smacks his lips) Oh, wow! Huh, I don't remember eating that. (belches again and looks at the entire kitchen) Whoa, would you look at this place, then! I think I could get used to this.
 * Roddy: (gasps) What the...?
 * (Cuts to Sid.)
 * Sid: Oh, hello!
 * Roddy, Gilbert and Sullivan: AH!
 * Sid: "AH!" to you too, lads!
 * Roddy: Who are you? Stand back, please! Don't get any closer!
 * Sid: Hey, what's the idea, mate? There's nothing to worry about! (points to himself with his thumb) Sidney! Sid to my mates, and you are?
 * Roddy: (gets away from Sid's disgusting hand) Appalled.
 * Sid: Cheers, Paul (!laughs and gives Roddy a hug)
 * (Roddy is uncomfortable of Sid's hug. Sid cracks Roddy's back, as Roddy exclaims in pain.)
 * Sid: I love making new friends! (gives Roddy a head nuggie) Come here, you little ball of fluff!
 * Roddy: Ew, ew, ew! (backs away from Sid) Ow, oh, he touched me! Ooh, I can already feel the germs flooding my system! I'll be dead by breakfast!
 * Sid: (comes in with a sardine) This is great! One minute, I'm in the pub, I'm minding me own business, next thing you know, WHHHOOOOSH! It's a burst water main, off I go, shooting up the sewer pipes and, well... Here I am!
 * Roddy: Are you...? (stuttering) Uh, but, I mean, uh, aren't...
 * (Sid eats a sardine as Roddy gives a disturbing reaction. Sid finishes eating the sardine as he wipes off his mouth.)
 * Sid: Lovely-jubbily!
 * (Roddy closes his mouth in disgust.)
 * Sid: (laughs) Have you got a TV?
 * Roddy: Well, yes, but...
 * Sid: Say no more! (runs to the living room)
 * Roddy: No, no, no... Hey, no!
 * Sid: Geronimo!
 * Roddy: NO! No, no, don't... touch anything!
 * (Cuts to the living room, with Sid looking at the TV.)
 * Sid: Would you look at the size of that monster?!