Talk:Disney Channel UK Revival/@comment-25392607-20170927125400

Mickey: If you're ever thinking of dating someone's teenager daughter; #1 Use your hands on someone's daughter and you will lose them. #2 Make her cry, and her parents will make you cry. #3 Safe sex is a myth. #4 Bring her home late and there's no next date. #5 If you pull into the drive way and honk the horn, you had better be delivering a package. #6 No complaining while you're wating for her. #7 If your pants hang off your hips, you're girlfriend's parents will secure them with a staple gun, and #8, dates must be in crowded public places. 8 Simple Rules, every week on the Disney Channel!