Avenue Q Warning Transcripts

This is a page that contains transcripts of every character dialogue of whenever something explicit about to happen during a skit, song, and/or a scene. In fact, it could also apply to when a song with explicit lyrics is about to play.

Princeton
Princeton: Okay, now, what you're about to see, is not for kids, so I'd like to ask you to take your children out of the room, or cover their eyes and ears. Don't worry, they can watch again when the scene is over. Remember, you only have 15 seconds, starting...now! Did ya do it? Good. Roll 'em.

Kate Monster
Kate Monster: These next few scenes are not "fur" the little ones, please take 15 seconds to get them out of the room. Are they gone? Good, roll the scene/song/skit.

Nicky
Nicky: Hi, Nicky here, so...umm...yeah, you might wanna take your kids for a walk, and come back in at least 15 seconds. They gone? All right, start the scene/song/skit.

Rod
Rod: Please, have your children vacate the premises, it'll only take 15 seconds.

Ricky
Ricky:

Trekkie Monster
Trekkie:

Lucy the Slut
Lucy:

Julian (formerly known as the Newcomer)
Julian: The following scene/skit/song is very explicit, so if you have kids, you have 15 seconds to get them to leave the room. ......Did they leave? Good. And action!

Kieran
Kieran: Hey there, everyone! This is Kieran Monster, and I'd like to tell you guys something important. Take a look at this. (the warning sign appears behind him in the background as he presents it) This sign indicates that what you are about to see is gonna be very explicit, meaning it's for people ages 18 and up only to watch. So if you have kids in the room with you, please have them leave immediately. In fact, you should get the children out of eyesight and earshot of the skit/song scene/scene about to play and then get back in time to even see the beginning of it. I think about... 15 seconds should be plenty enough to be prepared, starting... (as a countdown watch appears onscreen) now! (hums a bit as the watch ticks) Shouldn't be a moment for all the kids to leave. (the timer reaches 00 and rings) Is the coast clear? Are the children safely absent? (momentary pause) Okay, then! Start the skit!/Roll the scene!/Play the song scene!

Alys
Alys: Hi, all my little boos and ghouls, this is Alys, with a warning for all the younglings, these next few scenes aren't for you, especially for those with weak hearts. Take this time for a 15-second break.

Sam the Mini Yeti
Sam: This is Sam the Mini Yeti only with a warning that this skit/song contains explicit language and/or actions not appropriate for your little ones. It's not gonna be warm and fuzzy like me, folks. Should give you about fifteen seconds....are your little ones gone? Okay, unfreeze!

David Red
David:  This next scene isn't for kids, so please take 15 seconds to get your kids out of the room.

ALF
ALF: We at Avenue Q, are very, very sorry for what you're about to see, so please, please take 15 seconds to get your kids out of the room.

Sherman the Frog
Sherman: If you're yellow like me, you shouldn't watch what's up next. The reason why is because the following scene/song/skit is explicit, not for children, or the easily squeamish. You have about 15 seconds to get them to leave the room. Are the children gone? Oh, good. I'll be leaving here, too, since I'm actually squeamish for this, too, so, uh... yeah, I'll leave you to this scene/song/skit. Enjoy it, folks. (If Spamela is in the scene/song/skit...) Are the children gone? Oh, good. I'll be, uh... over there. Not that I want to watch Spamela in this, even if she's a really sexy pig. Uh, okay, I'll stop now. I'll leave you to this scene/song/skit. Enjoy it, folks.

Spamela Hamderson
Spamela: 

Smokey the Bear
Smokey: 

McGruff the Crime Dog
McGruff: 

Rattles the Snake
Rattles: SSSSSSSStop! Thisss is Rattles the SSSSnake here with ssssome wordssss of wisssdom: The following sssscene/sssskit/ssssong about to play is gonna be explicit, which means it that kidsss should not be watching thisss. If you have them in the room with you, I ssssuggessst you essscort them out of the room immediately. I think about... ten ssssecondsss. Are you kidsss gone? Good, back to the show!

Cary
Cary:

Butler
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