WikiViews/The Sega Cinematic Universe

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It begins with Dillon in the Doomslayer armor battling out of hell as he screams while it is juxtaposed with Nolan eating cereal with his dog, Dave. Soon a portal opens as Dillon falls out of the portal. He turns on a TV as the Sega jingle blares loudly. Nolan's ears bleed from the loudness of the sega logo.
 * Nolan: Dillon, why did you just fall out of a portal?
 * Dillon: I kinda went to hell.
 * Nolan: Why?!
 * Dillon: oh no reason for the several crimes i commited in my punishment im forced to bring back wikiviews
 * Nolan: ohhhh that explains the huge wikiviews is back sign yes?
 * Dillon: correct.
 * Nolan: But hell!?
 * Dillon: Yes. Hell.
 * Nolan: what did you even do?
 * Dillon: i'll tell ya later anyways WIKIVIEWS IS BACK though its sort of a reboot not like everything should be rebooted ours is a bit different as we can finally take time and review sutff and instead of just leaving it to dust new reviews new ideas and maybe some skits here and there. And I got the first thingy.
 * Nolan: don't tell me its that foodfight sequel starring Lawrence Kasanoff as every foodfight character
 * Dillon: we are watching an entire cinematic universe. About


 * Nolan: well doesn't sound to bad i mean look how popular the sonic films have become were even getting a knuckles series so I think this is a wise move for Paramount.
 * Dillon: It’s not tied to the sonic movies.
 * Nolan: wait wait wait thats crazy you can't have a sega universe without Sonic The Hedgehog that's like having an MCU without Tony Stark or Captain America and look how thats turned out
 * (shows Ironheart and Falcon)
 * Nolan: but to the MCU's credit I do have high potential for Dominique Thorne's Riri Williams since i liked her in Wakanda Forever. so how bad can it be?