WikiViews/Lilo and Timon

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It begins with Nolan searching for stuff on his "Favorite Disney stuff" box. Then, Dillon comes over. They then fight until they come across a DVD named Lilo and Timon. Dillon grabs it as a dimensional portal opens and Walt Disney walks out with two sexy women dressed as Disney Princesses (Cinderella and Snow White) licking his thighs. He then spots Nolan with lotion and tissues. He then fades away. He shrugs and sets the DVD player. Dillon grabs his stuffed horse, Horsey and a bunch of popcorn. Two hours later, both are grabbing bleach. They drink it up as they have a vision as they look around. He shows up once more, this time with the women dressed as Kim Possible and Wendy Corduroy as they are fanning him. Suddenly, Jeffrey Katzenberg comes over dressed as Barry B. Benson. Then, Steven Spielberg shows up dressed as Moto Moto. They then wake up from their coma. He then notices the TV is playing Chicken Little. Rips off the TV and throws it.
 * Dillon: Hey Nolan, wazzup?
 * Nolan: ...guys?
 * Dillon: No. I mean what is going on, you beautiful bastard?
 * Nolan: Wanna watch a movie? I have two options: The Lion King or Lilo and Stitch?
 * Dillon: The Emperor's New Groove.
 * Nolan: That's not an option.
 * Dillon: How dare you to disrespect Disney's ultimate masterpiece?
 * Nolan: I thought that was Chicken Little.
 * Dillon: I'M GOING TO CHOKE YOU, NOLAN!
 * Dillon: What's this?
 * Dillon: MY EYES!
 * Walt: Don't even play it!
 * Nolan: Can you at least get the two sexualized Disney princesses licking you out of here?
 * Walt: Want me to have sex with them instead? Then you can win money with it on PornHub.
 * Dillon: Then I prefer the licking!
 * Dillon: What are you doing?
 * Nolan: I wonder why this isn't on Disney+...
 * Dillon: Let's wash our eyes out with this Lilo and Timon movie.
 * Nolan: I wouldn't mind to see that.
 * Dillon: What are you? A fetish weirdo?
 * Nolan: Aren't you one too?
 * Dillon: I'm doing like Trump said and inject it on my veins!
 * Nolan: Same!
 * Walt: (VO) Congratulations, you reached the land of Bad Disney Flicks.
 * Dillon: Of course it is you again.
 * Walt: You wanna know what's wrong with that movie? That ain't either Lilo, it's a recolor of Disgust from Inside Out.
 * Dillon: Aww fuck... you sunk low, Walt.
 * Walt: Then you realize it's a bootleg. Why I'd get Don Bluth into Pixar? The guy's better by himself.
 * Nolan: Because you a greedy corporate rat who sinks very low to make money.
 * Dillon: Damn, Nolan.
 * Walt: Blame that on executives.
 * Dillon: Aren't you the executive executive? The king bee?
 * Jeffrey: Did someone say bee?
 * Dillon: At least you don't have two living sex toys....
 * Dillon: This just got convoluted.
 * Dillon: So, what did we learn?
 * Nolan: We need to get two hot chicks. One dressed as Captain Marvel for you and another dressed as Jessica Rabbit for me.
 * Dillon: NO! To not watch a movie that absolutely makes no sense and using bleach right after! That movie was cliché, full of paradoxes and the voices don't fit at all. And the fact they recycled animation from Inside Out and Meet the Robinsons just make it worse! Besides, I'm not going to tell you my dream cosplay for the woman of my dreams.
 * Dillon: You dumbass!