Nostalgia Critic- Solo: A Star Wars Story

Is there more to this Star Wars spinoff/prequel than it seems? The Nostalgia Critic takes a look at the 2018 bomb Solo: A Star Wars Story.

Transcript
(NC intro)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so YOU don't have to!

(Supersamus appears)

NC: Gaaah!

Supersamus: Hi Critic! Wait a second. Are YOU talking about a 2018 movie?

NC (startled): Uh, um... yes... wh... what do you want?

Supersamus: I wanna JOIN IT!

NC: NUH UH! NO WAY IN HELL WILL I INVITE YOU TO ANOTHER REVIEW!

Supersamus: Alright, you've asked for it! (makes a whistle sound)

(Coolot and Knotty come)

Supersamus: Guess we'll have to do this the hard way.

NC: OH NO! PLEASE, NO! AAAAAAH!!!!!!!

Supersamus: Are you gonna do the review with us, Nostalgia Critic?

NC: FUCK NO! FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!

Supersamus: Ah well, then. Suit yourself! (plays the Doug theme song)

NC: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! FINE! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT 2018 MOVIE I'M REVIEWING!

Knotty: Good. What is it?

(song stops)

NC (crying): Solo: A Star Wars Story.

(Star Wars music plays, then the title card is displayed, then several clips show as Supersamus talks about the movie)

Supersamus (voiceover): When it comes to Star Wars, the films are immediate box office smashes, right? Well, this movie proved that statement wrong, as it became a box office bomb. Along with that, the people who DID see the movie invested very little interest in it, and it's a rare kind of Star Wars movie: not just that it failed, but it's the first to be forgotten by so many people. Is this movie forgettable, or is there something in it that's worth remembering?

(cuts back to NC)

NC: Well I'm here along with all YOU suckers to try to find something in this movie. This is, Solo: A Star Wars Story.