Mickey's PhilharMagic II/Transcript

Queue
Minnie Mouse: Hi, everyone! It's me, Minnie. Donald and his friends are getting the orchestra all set up, so we should be starting the show real soon. (giggles) Oh! I forgot. Just a little reminder to everyone, please don't put on your opera glasses until you are seated inside the concert hall. Thank you.

Goofy: Hiya, everybody! It's me, Stage Manager Goofy! (guffaws) Are you ready for the show? That's great, 'cause I'm getting ready to open these here automagic doors. Please be sure to stand clear of the doors 'cause when I push the button, they're gonna open towards you. Now, uh, where'd that button get to? Oh, there it is! (guffaws) Ready? Here we go!

Inside the Concert Hall/Pre-Show
Goofy: Oh, hi everybody! Now that you're here, go ahead and pick a row you want to sit in, and keep stepping 'til you're all the way across. That's right, buddy. Keep it a-moving! (guffaws) And for your safety, please don't go puttin' on your special opery glasses until someone tells you, okay? Thanks.

For all of you coming in, thanks for filling in all the available seats. And all of you going out, thanks for making the seats available. (guffaws)

If you're still coming in, it's great to see ya! Now it's time to choose a row and move yourself all the way across, so you can fill up all the empty seats. That's right, ma'am. You show 'em how it's done! (guffaws) Gawrsh, being a stage manager sure is fun.

Donald? Jose? Panchito? Bradley? Pluto? Chip, Dale? Roger? Gals? Spike? Hey, guys! Are you all done up there? Gawrsh, wonder where they went? (humming the tune of the Mickey Mouse March, cat screeches, Goofy screams) Sorry, little feller! (closes the door, opens the door, humming) Almost ready! Hmm. How'd that get unplugged? I'll just plug it back in. (Goofy puts the plugin, causing him to get electrocuted and scream in pain and thuds, birds twittering) A-hyuck! That's better. (exits the room and closes the door)

Prologue
Minnie: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! We ask of you to please refrain from eating, drinking, or using flash photography during today's performance. All right, everyone. Put on your opera glasses because it's time to present Maestro Mickey Mouse and the PhilharMagic Orchestra! (opens the door, gasps, and runs to Mickey) Mickey! Where are Donald, Jose, Panchito, Pluto, Chip 'n' Dale, Roger, Bradley, Spike, and the Mane Seven? The orchestra's missing and it's showtime!

Mickey Mouse: Showtime?

Goofy: I gotta open the curtains!

Mickey: Goofy, we're not ready!

Goofy: What's that? I can't hear ya, Mickey!

Mickey: Oh my gosh! Everyone, wake up! It's showtime! Don't forget the orchestra. And don't touch the hat.

Sunset Shimmer: You heard him, guys! Let's set up the orchestra!

Bradley: Yay! I love it!

Pinkie Pie: Okey-dokey-lokey!

(After setting up the orchestra, Jose gets his guitar, Fluttershy gets her tambourine, Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash get their electric guitars, Pinkie Pie gets her drum set, Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi) gets her microphone, Applejack gets her bass guitar, Rarity gets her keytar, and Pluto, Roger Rabbit, Spike, Chip, Dale, and Panchito are ready to sing with Sci-Twi while Donald puts on the sorcerer's hat, causing the orchestra to start the music)

Donald Duck: Oh boy, oh boy! (Taps the baton) Attention!

(The instruments play a sour note)

Donald: Stop it!

Applejack: You doggone instruments better stop that!

(The flute plays the Mickey Mouse March, making Donald and the others annoyed)

Donald: I'll show you, flute!

(Donald throws the flute as a boomerang and Pluto catches it with his mouth)

Sci-Twi: Guys! I think the orchestra's going haywire!

Jose Carioca: What do you mean?

(Sci-Twi points out that the instruments rebel against them)

Donald: Uh-oh!

Jose: Ay-yi-yi!

Panchito: Ay caramba!

Roger Rabbit: Jumping jeepers!

Chip and Dale: Uh-oh!

(Pluto and Spike whimper in fear as the instruments tackle them in a whirlwind. In the whirlwind, Donald, Jose, Panchito, Roger, Pluto, Chip, Dale, Spike, and the Mane Seven)

Fluttershy: Oh no!

Donald: My hat!

Roger: Yikes!

Bradley: Aaaaah!

Sci-Twi: Brace yourselves!

The Bare Necessities
(As the whirlwind ceased, everything went black. In the jungles of India, Donald, Jose, Panchito, Pluto, Chip, Dale, Roger, the Mane Seven, and Spike woke up, groaning except for Bradley running around.)

Rarity: Where are we?

Donald: Where's my hat?

Sunset: I don't know.

Rainbow Dash: I think I know. We're in the jungle and we've got to find the hat and retrieve it to Donald!

Panchito: My sentiments exactly.

Baloo: Well, now. (laughs) What have we here? A trio of birds, seven human girls, an ostrich, two chipmunks, two dogs, and a rabbit. You've come to the right, my friends. Ready, Mowgli?

Mowgli: Then hit it, Papa Bear.

(The song "The Bare Necessities" begins as Donald and his friends start searching for the sorcerer's hat)

Baloo and Mowgli: Look for the bare necessities

The simple bare necessities

Forget about your worries and your strife

I mean the bare necessities

For Mother Nature's recipes

That brings the bare necessities of life Wherever I wander, wherever I roam

I couldn't be fonder of my big home

The bees are buzzin' in the tree

To make some honey just for me

When you look under the rocks and plants

And take a glance at the fancy ants

Then maybe try a few

The bare necessities of life will come to you

They'll come to you!

Look for the bare necessities

The simple bare necessities

Forget about your worries and your strife

I mean the bare necessities

That's why a bear can rest at ease

With just the bare necessities of life

Now when you pick a pawpaw

Or a prickly pear

And you prick a raw paw

Next time beware

Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw

When you pick a pear

Try to use the claw

But you don't need to use the claw

When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw

Have I given you a clue?

The bare necessities of life will come to you

They'll come to you!

So just try and relax, yeah cool it

Fall apart in my backyard

'Cause let me tell you something little britches

If you act like that bee acts, uh uh

You're working too hard

And don't spend your time lookin' around

For something you want that can't be found

When you find out you can live without it

And go along not thinkin' about it

I'll tell you something true

The bare necessities of life will come to you

Baloo and Mowgli:

Look for the bare necessities

The simple bare necessities

Forget about your worries and your strife

Mowgli:

Yeah, man!

Baloo, Mowgli:

I mean the bare necessities

That's why a bear can rest at ease

With just the bare necessities of life

Baloo:

Yeah!

Baloo, Mowgli:

With just the bare necessities of life!

Mowgli:

Yeah, man!

(After the song, a horn is sounded offscreen.)

Noah’s Ark
(As we now enter the Noah's Ark segment from "Fantasia 2000", the gang see the ark and the animals including the vultures from Night on Bald Mountain and Snow White in curiosity, hoping to find the Sorcerer's hat)

For the First Time in Forever
(After the Noah's Ark segment, we enter the world of Arendelle. Olaf the Snowman gasped in amazement and waved hello to the viewers)

Olaf: Wow!

(Inside the castle of Arendelle, Donald, the animals from Noah's Ark, and the others saw Anna (dressed in her coronation dress), she gasped and smiled at the group and the animals from Noah's Ark, as she started to sing her song)

Anna: The window is open

So‘s that door

I didn’t know they did that anymore

Who knew we owned eight thousand salad plates

For years I‘ve roamed empty halls

Why have a ballroom with no balls

Finally they’re opening up the gates

There’ll be actual real-live people

It’ll be totally strange

But wow, am I so ready for this change

‘Cause for the first time in forever

There’ll be music, there’ll be light

For the first time in forever

I’ll be dancing through the night

Don’t know if I’m elated or gassy

But I’m somewhere in the zone

’Cause for the first time in forever

I won’t be alone

Donald: Wow!

Anna: Tonight imagine me gown and all

Fetchingly draped against the wall

(Panchito wolf-whistles)

Anna: The picture of sophisticated grace

Oh!

I suddenly see him standing here

A beautiful stranger tall and fair

I want to stuff some chocolate in my face

Roger: Boy, this is fun!

Anna: But then we laugh and talk all evening

Which is totally bizarre

Nothing like I’ve led so far

(Anna picks up Donald and twirls with him, accidentally letting him go and causing him to be in the cake, much to Jose and Panchito’s laughter, with Donald glaring at them)

Anna: For the first time in forever

There’ll be magic, there’ll be fun

For the first time in forever

I could be noticed by someone

(Panchito kisses Anna’s hand, much to her delight)

Anna: And I know it’s totally crazy

To dream I‘d find romance

But for the first time in forever

At least I got the chance

(Then we fade to Briar Country, we see Mr. Bluebird flying by, waving hello to us, as we follow Mr. Bluebird to the briar patch)

How Do You Do
(Brer Rabbit opens the door and greets Donald, Jose, Panchito, Pluto, Roger, Chip, Dale, Bradley, the Mane Seven, and Spike with a smile on his face, as the song begins)

Brer Rabbit: How do you do?

Pleased to meet ya!

Fine how are you?

Nice seeing ya!

How you come on?

Howdy-do!

Pretty good sure as you’re born

Pretty good sure as you’re born

Pretty good sure as you’re born

Butterflies: How do you do?

Mighty pleasant greeting

How do you do?

Say it when you’re meeting

How do you do?

With everyone repeating

Butterflies and Brer Rabbit: Pretty good sure as you’re born

Brer Rabbit: What goes up is sure to come down

A penny lost is a penny found

I’ll howdy you

You howdy back

A little bit of this and a little bit of that

(whistles)

Brer Rabbit: How do you do

Hi! How are ya?

Fine how are you?

Good to see ya

How you come on

Howdy!

Pretty good sure as you’re born