Angry Birds X: The Fine-Feathered Movie 2/Transcript

Scene 1: Prologue

 * [It fades into a view of a hyper realistic version of Piggy Island, zooming into detailed versions of the Pigs duking it out against each other, when Red interrupts, tearing the screen open]
 * Red: I-I-Is this someone's idea of a joke? No? It's stupid either way, who asked for a live-action adaptation of our show? We've already had those chipmunks, the blue things and Cars! This is pathetic! Those DBS. executives are just dense.
 * Bomb: Truly dense.
 * Red: This is an outrage!
 * Bomb: I say we protest!
 * [The rest of the Flock mutter and argue about it]
 * Red: Shhh. We can sort this out... Shhhhh. Hello? Guys! [whistles, but they continue] Shut your mouths! [they stop talking] Guys, I'll handle this,
 * Bomb: In what way? In what?
 * Red: We could always, just... you know... talk to them. Talk to the Warner fellas and get this abomination fixed up!
 * Bomb: That seems about right, mate.
 * Red: To the DBF! Let's move out!
 * [The Flock all walk across the city to the DBF, with Cars, Cars 2, Cars 3, Tom and Jerry, Planes protesting Warner Bros. and rooting for the Flock.]
 * Chug: Are you kidding me, DBF.?! A live action adaptation of the Flock's show?! Why that screwy Hollywood doesn't know what they're talkin' about! Why that big bunch'a joiks!
 * El Chupacabra: No this time
 * Little King: Should we make a solemn vow to never make a deal with Hollywood to never make a live-action adaptation of our shows, guys?
 * Tow Mater: Agreed!
 * Little King: Aren't these cute, BUT THEY'RE WRONG!!!
 * [At the DBF. studio, we see the WaterTower, and as a reference to Animaniacs, Yakko, Wakko and Dot burst through to see them]
 * Dusty Crophopper: Gee, what're they all doing here? [looks down and sees the Flock going to the DBF. Studio, but then falls out] Oof!
 * [The Flock see him]
 * Red: Oh, hey, hey, Yakko. You good?
 * Dusty Crophopper: I'm fine... What're you guys doing?
 * Chuck: In case you're wondering.... [holds out a lawsuit] WE'RE SUING dbf. FOR MAKING A LIVE-ACTION ADAPTATION OF OUR SHOW!! Worse, our show's only been airing since 2015!
 * Dusty Crophopper: Mm? Huh... Well, sibs! Looks like they got the live-action treatment!
 * Tow Mater: Oh, dear.
 * El Chupacabra: Well, that sucks.
 * Bomb: Mm.
 * [The rest of the gang walk into the studio headquarters]
 * Dusty Crophopper: Come on, man. Follow us.
 * [The Flock follow the Toons until they came across Ralph T. Guard]
 * Dusty Crophopper: Eh, what's up, doc?
 * Tow Mater: ...Yeah, what's up, uh... [chuckles] ...wabbit?
 * Red: [comes up to Ralph T. Guard] We'll tell you what's up, Ralph!
 * Bomb: Your studio has made a live-action adaptation of our show!
 * 2 Hour later
 * Red: Poor oblivious Ralph. Anyway!
 * [The Flock dart into the Warner Bros. Studio]
 * [They then get to Thaddeus Plotz and the Warner Brothers' office and knocks the door]
 * Thaddeus Plotz: [off-screen] What?
 * [They kick the door open, looking angry]
 * Bomb: WE'D LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, PLOTZ!
 * Thaddeus Plotz: How rude. What could you want?!
 * Red: Our leadership could tell you!
 * Bomb: We heard you're adapting our show into a live-action movie! Listen, Plotz! We'd like to have our movie to be traditionally animated! In fact, we don't just want it...
 * Red and Bomb: We demand it.
 * Red: What they said!
 * Bomb: Yes!
 * 4 Hour Later
 * Thaddeus Plotz: Right here!
 * Red: Good. Roll the film!
 * [we see The Flock getting into their seats.]
 * [The prologue ends]

Scene 2: Introduction

 * [The logos play]
 * [After the logos play, we fade into a shot of Piggy Island, celebrating the First Annual All-Toon Companionship Festival]
 * [We zoom into King Matthew Smoothcheeks, the pigs, and the Flock ready to send a lot of invitations to every single Toon in Toontown, and Bomb waking up for his morning routine.]
 * [After that, Chuck goes up to Bomb]
 * Bomb: Hey, Bomb! You got the invitation yet?
 * Red: [chuckles] You bet I have, man. In fact, I got premium!
 * Bomb: Premium? What's premium?
 * Red: Eh, it's not much. I just paid an extra couple bucks so the writers try not to make me a Gary Stu in the next episode.
 * [Red comes along]
 * Bomb: What? You ain't a Gary Stu.
 * Red: It's called writer's block.
 * Bomb: Y'aven't heard of it, mate?
 * Red: Actually, I have. Writer's block is a condition of being unable to think of what to write or how to proceed with writing.
 * Bomb: [chuckles] Calm it, teacher. Aren't you invited, Red?
 * Red: What do you think?! Mm-hm. Yes. I am. Positive.
 * Jepaer: Speaking of invitations, your leadership. When will the guests arrive?
 * Bomb: They haven't gotten them yet, Terence. But I have got the cuz', why let these kids miss it?
 * Tow Mater: Aye-aye, sir!
 * 5 Hour Later
 * Tow Mater: What is that, Bomb? they're not from Piggy Island.
 * Red: Because they're not from this island, mate. They're from another isalnd called Crow Island.
 * Bomb: What Island?
 * Hal: You haven't heard the story, mate?
 * Bomb: Oh boy, exposition.