PiedPiper/A Weird Dream I Had

A Weird Dream I Had is the first video posted on the channel PiedPiper.

Transcript
Piper sits in a chair staring at the camera. It jumpcuts to Piper waving to the audience. Piper sits for a few seconds.
 * Piper: ...That little light means it's on, right?
 * Piper: Hello internet people, my name's Piper! well, that's not my actual name but most people on Youtube have another name they call themselves so I was like "hey! I need one of those!"
 * Piper: I have no idea what I'm talking about. I just woke up like a minute ago. Plus none of this is scripted so that's not really helping. So, on to the main point of this video. I... am fascinated by dreams. And I dream, like... a lot. And last night I had a dream that was... extra fuckin' weird. Like, weird enough for me to make a Youtube channel just to talk about my weird ass dream. Enough talking about how weird my dream is, and now it’s time to actually tell you my dream. So in the dream, I might edit in some little pictures I doodled about the stuff, but in the dream... I was in a cornfield. And even in the context of the dream, I had no clue how I got there. I tried to escape.