Space Jam 3: A Final Game/Transcript

[Basketball player’s childhood’ scene]

[Scene change: Real dimension, Earth, Russia, Omsk, Gurzhey family’s flat, evening]

[Young Vadim is filming a cartoon with telephone and lego figures]

Young Vadim: [Russian] (What will happen next? Oh, I have an idea! Soon, you will be deleted from the scene. And you. You will arrive here.) [Sighs] (Gee, everyday I’m doing the same. I’m learning something in school and making movies or pictures. For what? It’s all just so… ordinary! I want something more. I want to be someone special!)

Andrei gurzhey: [Behind the scenes] [Russian] (Vadim! The dinner is ready! Are you going there?!)

Young Vadim: [Russian] (Alright, dad! Wait a minute!) [Runs away]

[Scene change: Real dimension, Earth, Russia, university, day]

[Vadim is 20 years old. He is studying in class]

Professor: [Russian] (great work, vadim! You will be a great film director!)

Vadim: [Russian] (Thank you so much! I wanted to become it all my life!) [Going away with diploma]

[Scene change: Looney Tunes dimension, day]

[Bugs Bunny looks in binocular and sees Marvin the Martian’s spaceship]

Bugs: [Gasps, throws a carrot in the sky] It can’t be. If Marvin wants to make something evil I will inform others. [Slaps himself in face] I forgot. Others have disappeared in other worlds. Spaceship can’t help me too.

[Marvin’s spaceship lands near Bugs’ house and Marvin the Martian and K-9 going out their ship]

Marvin: Today nobody can confront me. No one could stop mine domination of Earth because no one lives here now. And if I will be only one Martian who lives here – that’s ok, hehehehehe.

Bugs: Not so fast, Martian conqueror!

Marvin: [Laughs again] How did you still don’t leave this planet. Nobody can help you stop me!

K-9: [Barks]

Bugs: You know, no matter how hard you try, you won’t be able to destroy the Earth! This world has real villains who stole mine friends and enemies. You can be stolen too!

[Carrot lands on Marvin’s head from the sky]

Marvin: Your Earth tricks making me so angry!!!

Bugs: [Laughs] You’d better go away, or I won’t touch for myself!

Marvin: Well you asked for it. [Picking a blaster and aims at Bugs and shoot]

[Bugs taking a mirror and reflects the charge which destroys Marvin’s blaster. Marvin and K-9 are flying away in spaceship, which flies away from the Earth]

Marvin: Curse you, earthling!!!

Bugs: So uncivilized! I think that someone will come and help us.

[Screen turns off and music stops]

Bugs: [Offscreen] And I’m so sure it reminds of another adventure…

* Space jam 3 title with Player’s and Vadim’s career*

[Scene change: Basketball player’s residence, day]

[Scene change: Vadim's residence, day]

[Scene change: Foundation Prime, Throne room]

[Lord Vortech is sitting on his throne and staring on his henchmen. But here is only his arm with magic staff is seen]

Vortogon: Here is one target to make our plans in real.

Vortobon: We have another one.

Lord Vortech: [Completely reveals his appearance] Yes, ha ha ha, I have found it.

Vortodon: Err, you found it? What did you found?

Lord Vortech: After long time of searching it’s completely exists. . Great sportsman, family man, champion. But it can’t be needed without another one – Gurzhey Vadim. No less a great film director, family man, head of the company. Player and director, what a pair! They’re both professional workers. They cannot exist without each other.

Vortohon: You said it like they’re the pair. But they doesn’t love each other.

Vortena: Shut up you, fools! Huff… What do you mean, Vortech?

Lord Vortech: They’re just what we need.

Vortozon: You seriously think they can help us control a serververse? Ha! If that’s the case, then I’m a clown in a horror movie.

Lord Vortech: [Laughs] I needn’t them for dominating. They’re needed to bring everyone to their knees in front of them. This will make it easier to dominate worlds and punish all their dwellers for betraying me.

Lady Vorta: This plan can take a lot of time and our energy. You can’t catch them and make them control all people easily. It’s too dangerous.

Lord Vortech: You’re right. My dedication to their work has taken its toll. Not for much longer can I freely pass between dimensions with them.

Vortonon: And what?

Lord Vortech: But here is another way. [Making a message to send it to the basketball player and Vadim and laughs evilly]

[Scene change: Real dimension, Earth, USA, Basketball player’s residence, day]

[Player’s computer got a message from Lord Vortech who called it “inviting letter to join Warner Bros. Production”]

Son: It’s the… It’s the… Dad, look!

[Player arrives]

Player: What happened? You have a new message? From Warner Bros? Interesting.

Son: I wish you would be invited in that company. I think they need you for a new movie.

Player: That could be great. And you can go with me.

[Scene change: Real dimension, Earth, USA, Vadim’s residence, day]

[Message comes to Rosie’s computer too]

Rosie: What’s this? It’s some kind of inviting to a big company? I think father will know it. Father! Come here!

[Vadim arrives]

Vadim: Did you call me?

Rosie: You got one inviting message.

Vadim: Alright. Do you want to go here with me?

Rosie: Yes!

[Scene change: Foundation Prime, Throne room]

[Lord Vortech and his henchmen are talking with Marvin the Martian, Queen Tyr’ahnee and other Martians]

Lord Vortech: Do you want to control those worlds?

Tyr’ahnee: We want it always. So, what do you want, Vortech?

Lord Vortech: I want to make you join my empire and make our own plan in life. And I promise that you will be leaders of the serververse with me!

Marvin: But first I want to destroy that disgusting earthling Bugs Bunny!

Vortena: Patience, our friend, patience.

Vortonon: [To Marcia] Do you want to be friends, you martian girl?

Marcia: I think so. But there is some food?

Vortonon: [Taking her a stone] Here is the food.

Marcia: It’s the stone! How can I eat the stone!

Vortonon: Nothing else! [Laughs]

Z-9: Hey you, strong one! Show me who is stronger!

Vortodon: Alright! Take this! [Hits Z-9 and he flies away until he crashes in something] Well, have you calmed down?!

Z-9: Yes, I’m so sorry.

Tyr’ahnee: If you betray us you’ll be dead!!!

Lord Vortech: Oh, I’m so scared. Keep calm, Queen of Mars, huh?

[Scene change: Real dimension, Earth, USA, California, Warner Bros. Studio, day]

[Basketball player with his son are talking with first WB worker]

Player: I have a message from you. It says: “Hello, . We need you for a new movie. You will arrive in the movie which will be made by the best film director. It’s because you will be a great actor in film which will be about you”. Did you call me?

WB worker 1: No I didn’t.

Player: And message says: “We will meet you at the WB server room”. Where is it?

WB worker 1: It’s here, Mr. [Points his finger to the right direction].

Son: Can I go and explore this place?

Player: Yes, you can go.

[Son is going away]

[Scene change: Real dimension, Earth, USA, California, WB Studio, other room, day]

[Vadim Gurzhey and Rosie are talking with another WB worker]

Vadim: I have one message from you. It says: “We need you for a new movie. It’s because you’re successful film director”. It’s true?

WB worker 2: I don’t think so. But if you have it, it will happen.

Vadim: Message says: “We will meet you at the server room” Don’t you know, where’s the server room?

WB worker 2: You need to turn left.

Rosie: Can I go to search this server room and find this guy who wants to meet you?

Vadim: Yes, you can.

Rosie: Yay! [Going away]

[Scene change: Real dimension, Earth, USA, California, WB studio, hall, day]

[Son is coming from one direction and looks on navigator on his phone. Rosie is coming from other direction and reading about Warner Bros. on her phone. First we watch at Son]

Son: I want to beat my dad in challenge “who will find the server room first”. [Comes in the elevator]

[Switching on Rosie]

Rosie: I wish it will be interesting to find this room. [Comes in the other elevator]

[Scene change: Real dimension, Earth, USA, California, WB studio, Server room, day]

Player: [coming from one exit] Hey! The man for movie, where are you? Hello? Please, come here and face me!

Vadim: [coming from the other exit] Hey! Come here, you, inspired person! I want to see you now! Stop joking!

[Foundation Prime. Lord Vortech is watching through the camera]

Lord Vortech: Yes, come here, my victims

[Back to WB server room]

Son: [coming from the third exit] I’m first! Or you are first, dad? Where are you, dad?

Rosie: [coming from the fourth exit] Father, I found the way, Father. Father?! Father! Come here!

[Son and Rosie are coming through until they face each other]

Son: A girl? Who are you? Your name?

Rosie: Err, Rosie. And yours?

Son: I’m . I came here with my dad to find some person of his work.

Rosie: Also me and my father! Let’s search for our fathers.

Son: Let’s do it.

[Foundation Prime again. Lord Vortech is freaking out for Son & Rosie in the room]

Lord Vortech: What are these kids are doing here?!

[Back to WB server room]

Player: THE MAN FOR MOVIE!

Vadim: INSPIRED PERSON!

Son and Rosie: FATHER! DAD!

[Foundation Prime again]

Lord Vortech: Go away. Go away. You’re unwanted here. You’re worthless!

[Back to WB server room again. They all walk backwards until their backs hit each other near the portal].

Player: YOU!

Vadim: YOU!

Rosie: YOU!

Son: YOU!

Rosie: HE?

Player: SHE?

Vadim: They?

Son: WE?

All: US?!

Player: It is a joke?

Vadim: That question is more for you!

Son: Your father is a film director?

Rosie: And yours is ?

[Portal turns on and started working. The group turned their heads on the portal and they got sucked]

[Scene change: Foundation Prime, stargate hall]

[The four crashes out of the portal]

Player: Vadim, what’s that supposed to be?! What are you doing here? Are you that guy of the movie?

Vadim: And YOU – inspired person?! I can’t believe that they called me for a basketball player.

Rosie: That’s so great that you’re popular people but we will guess what’s happening there!

Son: I thought that we will get to the film studio.

Lord Vortech: [Arrives in his gigantic form] But instead, you got to Lord Vortech, so it should have been.

[His appearance pushes everybody away]

Lord Vortech: SOoooooRRYyyyyy! I will do it better [shrinks himself]. I’m that Lord Vortech. And you are doomed! I need you to make a one team and use it for being friends!

Son: If you want to be friends you should call us first.

Lord Vortech: HA! Stupid boy! You really don’t know who I am?

Rosie: I don’t know who you think you’re but you must teleport us back to home!

Lord Vortech: No mercy! Incorrect! Vortons, catch them!

Vadim: That’s happening…

[Vortons are running from the pillars and catching the group: Vortena and Vorta are catching Rosie, Vortonon and Vortohon – Son, Vortogon and Vortobon – Vadim, Vortodon and Vortozon - Player]

Vortozon: You’re going with us!

Vortobon: Yeah, it’s great to have a famous people as slaves!

Vadim: Take your arms away! I’m the mayor of the city!

Rosie: Father, this is not true! You’re popular film director.

Son: Can somebody help me? Oh forgot, nobody here is a friend of mine.

Player: I should have expected this from liars such as yourself!

[They’re going through the hall]

Lord Vortech: Look at this: everything is full of all worlds. They are all worlds of all famous franchises. Then I created them, they forgot who is the leader of this place and rebelled against. Now we are sitting here in ruins. Ugh, makes me sick. But today everything will change! Today you’ll tell everybody that these worlds are going to be mine! They will get what they deserve. I’m tired of being pushed out of throne without mercy.

Player: I prefer a basketball more. I’m not interested in these not serious things.

Vadim: [Hits the player with his shoulder] Shut up.

Vortohon: [whispers in the ears of Vortech] They doesn’t want to cooperate!

Lord Vortech: What did you say?! You don’t want to obey my orders!

Lady Vorta: He said that he prefer basketball more!

Lord Vortech: So we should go your way. I want to play a game called basketball with you. But you should collect a team first.

Player: You want to play a basketball with a basketball superstar?

Lord Vortech: Yes. But first the deal: if you win, then you will return to your decent life.

Player: But what will happen if we loose?

Lord Vortech: Yes, it's sad. But I'll have to tell you. If... Or rather, when you lose, you will all be mine and will stay here forever.

Vadim: I don’t think it’s a good idea to play with that stranger! But I think we should try it.

Player: We play it!

Son: Where and when do you want to play with us?

Vortogon: A good question! Where?

Lord Vortech: I will teleport you in that place where I want to play! But first…

[Everyone stops near the Looney Tunes portal]

Lord Vortech: …go for your team!

[Vortena opens a portal and Vortons are throwing a four in it]

Rosie: Wait! WE DIDN’T GUESS WHERE WE ARE GOING TO PLAAAAAY!!!

Vortonon: We wish you a good journey!

Lord Vortech: [Offs the portal] And getting lost in time.

[Scene change: Inside the vortex]

[The group is flying through]

Vadim: Alright. Where we are flying? And where we are flying to?

Rosie: You think, we know? It’s only your fault why we’re here. I could stay home and do my homework.

Player: You sent this message to me?

Vadim: No, I didn’t. It’s probably Lord Vortech’s work!

[They see that they started turning into cartoonish themselves]

Son: Look! What’s happening!

[Scene change: Looney Tunes universe, desert with portal on the cliff, day.]

[The four flies out of the portal from the cliff and screaming. Soon the player lands like a superhero. Rosie falls to her feet and Son falls on her. Vadim crushes on the ground and leaves a mark in the form of himself on the ground]

Player: What’s this?

Vadim: I don’t know what happened but we survived a falling from a high cliff! [Looks on himself] Aaaahhh!!! What am I? [Looks on cartoonish friends] AAAHHH!

[Player, Rosie and Son all looking at Vadim and screams in horror]

Vadim: Look at yourself!

[They three looking at each other and screams in horror]

Rosie: And I know why…We are in cartoon.

Son: In cartoon? That’s great! We can do unreal!

Vadim: I think we are here not for having fun. That guy said that we should get a team. But how…

[Scene change: Looney Tunes dimension, Forest, day]

[The group is searching for some characters in team. They saw a sigh which show population: 5]

Player: It looks like no one lives here: only we and someone else.

[Group stands on a Bugs Bunny’s house]

Son: We will find out who is that someone living.

[The roof crashes and group falls down and scream]

Vadim: What the… Where are we?

[Someone is trying to get out from under the rubble of the earth]

Rosie: It’s the dead man?

Player: I don’t think so.

[They’re getting stones to protect themselves. Bugs Bunny is getting out of rubble]

Bugs: What’s up, doc…

[Bugs doesn’t have time to say anything, as the group throws stones at him with fright and knocks him off]

Son: Wait! It’s Bugs Bunny. What have we done!

Player: The real Bugs Bunny? Ha! I can’t believe it!

Vadim: Have you got something to wake him up?

Rosie: I have some water! [Rosie pours water on Bugs and he wakes up]

Bugs: Oh. Where am I?

Player: You’re at home. And you’re Bugs Bunny. And you’re alone here.

Bugs: You’re here so I’m not alone… Wait! Can you tell me something? First, who are you?

Vadim: We are four people from real world: me – Vadim, , his son -  and my daughter Rosie. We were teleported here from one strange person…

Player: [Pushing Vadim away] And his name was Lord Vortech

Bugs: What did you say? Lord Vortech?

Vadim: Yes it is. He is just a storm in the teacup.

Bugs: That selfish coward cursed my friends and enemies of Looney Tunes.

Rosie: He hurt them?

[Flashback: Looney Tunes dimension, day]

[All Looney Tunes characters are here with Lord Vortech and vortons]

Bugs: [At the background] No, he made them fall on his control. As if they betrayed me.

Lord Vortech: You’re going to defeat your leader and leave this place. It’s gross.

[Everyone is trying to catch Bugs but he is escaping. Soon they’re going to the rocket which soon flies and explodes in the air. Everyone was scattered all over the serververse]

Bugs: [At the background]. They were trying to catch me and kill. But fortunately I escaped. They left this planet but it was a trap. The rocket exploded and they’re scattered all over the serververse.

[Back to real time]

[Scene change: Looney Tunes dimension, city, day]

[The group is going through the empty city]

Player: This city looks big… but empty.

Bugs: Agree. Nobody lives here now. Did Vortech say something to you?

Son: He said he wanted to use us to destroy all you. But my dad didn’t agree and he wanted play basketball with us. We need to collect a team to defeat him.

Bugs: If you want a team you got to the right place!

Vadim: And where is your team?

Bugs: In the serververse! We’re going to collect our team from all serververse.

Rosie: Hello, cartoon? How do you want to fly in the serververse?!

Player: Rosie is right. We need to get some transport!

Bugs: Thanks for that! I have some idea to get a transport!

[Scene change: Foundation Prime, security control room]

[Lord Vortech is watching on the action on his screen]

Lord Vortech: I think it’s the moment to not let them get to us! Queen of Mars! Call your strongest minion here!

[Marvin comes in]

Lord Vortech: They’re going to call some ship. I think it’s time to show who the villain you’re, Marvin.

Marvin: Yes, my lord. [Going away]

[Scene change: Looney Tunes dimension, beach, day]

[The group is going to the beach. Bugs is carrying a flag with Earth]

Bugs: Look at this! We’re putting a flag here and saying: “I’m calling this place the edge of the Earth!” [Putting a flag] I’m calling this place the edge of the Earth!

[Marvin’s spaceship is flying and landing on the beach. Marvin is going out with a flag with his face and K-9]

Marvin: You’re trying to play this game with me? NO! You’re going to be annihilated by me, the main soldier of Lord Vortech’s Empire!

Player: I think he has joined Lord Vortech. We should leave this place!

Vadim: Marvin? For real? I want to talk with you…

Bugs: Not now! Please, don’t kill us! We can go to Lord Vortech alive! [Takes Marvin’s hand]

[Everyone is going inside the ship]

K-9: [Barks to warn Marvin]

Marvin: If you want to talk with Lord you must…

[Bugs breaks out and throws Marvin and K-9 out of platform]

Marvin: You can’t leave this planet on MY ship! K-9, EXTERMINATE!!!

[Marvin and K-9 are taking their guns and starting to fire. The group is running in and Bugs is taking control on the ship and shooting Martians with ship gun. They’re leaving the Earth]

Marvin: YOU CURSED RABBIT! CURSE YOU!!!

[He is having a holographic message from Lord Vortech]

Lord Vortech’s hologram: You’re worthless. You kindly let these bums go away! If your stupid teammates fail I will leave you here! But I don’t need YOU anymore! CHIAO!!! [Offs]

Marvin: No, my Lord, don’t leave, me! Oh dear. This is the end. [Sniffs] I’m worthless! [Started crying]

[Scene change: Looney Tunes Dimension, Marvin’s ship]

[Bugs is sitting in the panel and leading a course]

Bugs: We’re going to finish our ten year journey. I’m taking a lead on Marvin’s ship to save my crew!

[Ship is making a portal and leaves Looney Tunes dimension. They’re going in the serververse – the big void filled with portals and somebody is flying to the ship. It’s P.E.T.E.]

Bugs: It’s you, Pete, hello!

P.E.T.E. P.E.T.E.: Øýü ðôççí åù ûóó íùãá Èãïû! Öðôå ôêó íùã âùøòï,! {I’m happy to see you, Bugs! What are you doing? [First time on gibberish]} (Points with his finger to some room)

Bugs: Guys! Pete is here! He wants to show us something! Come here!

[The group is going in this room behind P.E.T.E. and X-PO arrives]

X-PO: Hello, space dwellers. My name is X-PO! We are guides through the serververse.

Bugs: Pete is a guide too?

X-PO: Yes, he is. He is also my brother. He is Personal Employing Teleport Employer, or just known as abbreviated P.E.T.E.

Player: Bugs, you know one of them?

Bugs: Yes, P.E.T.E. was a sidekick of Al-G Rhythm – the previous villain of this place. Lord Vortech is smarter than that one and he united other universes with WB and made them look like dimensions. But here’re no planets anymore.

Son: Can you change our voice, P.E.T.E. I don’t understand you.

P.E.T.E. P.E.T.E.: [Takes an electrical peel, eats it and talks on humans’ language] [Subtitled and with high-pitched cyber voice] Now we will take some rules from my brother.

[Behind the team, we spot Instant Martian behind piles of crates]

Instant Martian: [Making a holographic message] Boss, I’m here!

Rosie: So, do you have plan, how to collect our team?

Bugs: We’re going to fly in each dimension to get some of characters here. And if we collect them faster, we will save more time and effort.

Vadim: Alright, let’s go take it!

[Scene change: Foundation Prime, security control room and hall in it]

[Vortodon and Vortozon are leading Queen Tyr’ahnee, Z-9, Sergeant Sirius and Melvin the Martian to Lord Vortech]

Tyr’ahnee: Why we’re going here again?

Vortodon: Your stupid Marvin kindly let them leave on his ship.

Vortozon: So we’re going to send your other commander to get in their ship and kill them. (Maniacally) And in excruciating way!

Sirius: [whining]

[Lord Vortech is looking on sad Marvin on the Earth when offs his screen and looks to them]

Lord Vortech: Your failure failed the mission so I want to destroy them yourself!

Z-9: Wait, boss. You want to make me and Melvin destroy these weak boys ourselves? Ha! If we fire them from the spaceship they will be completely exterminated!

Melvin: Yeah we need a spaceship. And when Instant Martian on the ship takes a command we will fire!

Lord Vortech: Yes, martian commander. Here’s your ship! Vortodon, take them to the ship!

[Vortodon is leaving Z-9 and Melvin to the ship]

Vortena: [Comes from nowhere] I don’t think these martians can be useful. They’re also cartoons!

Lord Vortech: Patience, Vortena. Maybe they are strong and can show them they evil personality. But if they fail, then they really are cannon fodder.

[Scene change: serververse, team’s spaceship]

[X-PO, P.E.T.E. and the crew are choosing a first dimension]

X-PO: We should choose the first universe to get a character.

Player: We will go to the Marvel first! It has a lot of interesting characters!

Vadim: No, no, no. Stop the music!

[The music stops]

Vadim: DC is better. We will go HERE first.

Player: Marvel has more fans than DC! These superheroes are loved by thousands of people.

Vadim: One of superheroes is the symbol of USA – Superman. And he is stronger than lots of famous Marvel heroes.

Player: [Arguing] Marvel!

Vadim: [Arguing] DC!

Player: [Arguing] Marvel!

Vadim: [Arguing] DC!

Son: Wait, wait. Don’t argue! Only fortune rules here…

Player and Vadim: [Interrupting angrily] NOT NOW!!!

Player: I have an app to choose one of you.

[He writes the names of the two into the wheel of fortune and spins it. Vadim wins]

Vadim: Ha!

Bugs: Alright. Going to DC!

[He sets up a route to the DC universe on the control panel and the ship opens a portal by shooting a beam at it]

Bugs: But I forgot! We should get off the garbage in the storage. [Tapping on the panel, airlock in the storage opens and everything started flying to the space]

[Scene change: serververse, Marvin’s spaceship, storage room]

[The door is opening and all baggage is getting sucked in the open space]

Instant Martian: [Getting sucked] Oh. Oh no! I forgot about airlock! Oh my! I should tap a button and pick this panel on it. I can do it now! I knew I should have done that! Whose idea was: to go into space… oh it was mine! [Tapping on the panel and picking on the wall] This is it. I’m going into open space. [Flying in the space] AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[Scene change: serververse, Melvin’s spaceship]

[Melvin, Sirius & Z-9 getting a signal from Instant Martian]

Melvin: Here is the signal from Instant Martian.

Z-9: It’s time to begin!

Sirius: [barks]

[Martians’ ship is flying to Team’s one and starting to fire]

X-PO: I see that somebody is attacking us!

Player: Alright. We will defend ourselves and take our lives away!

Bugs: This is one of the Martians who allied with Lord Vortech! And they probably came for us.

Vadim: Who wants to attack them?

Son & Rosie: We!

Bugs: Go here!

[Son and Rosie are sitting in the room with a gun and starting their own defence]

Rosie: Let’s attack them!

Son: We won’t kill them. We’ll just fire them and knock out and disappear. [Attacking the martians’ ship and its spins off]

Melvin: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. It’s spinning us OOOUUUTTT!!!

P.E.T.E. P.E.T.E.:: [High-pitched cyber voice] We should leave this place and faster!

[The ship is flying in the opened portal of DC dimension. Melvin’s and Z-9’s ship stops spinning. Here’s dark inside the ship and we can see only martians’ eyes]

Z-9: WAIT! WAIT! THAT’S ENOUGH. Ohh…

Melvin: Where we left off… [Gasps]

[Melvin notices that they’re gone. Z-9 notices that their ship is off]

Melvin & Z-9: OH NO!

Melvin: WE LOST THEM!

Z-9: OUR SHIP IS BROKEN!

[They said these two quotes at one time. Sirius is barks with them at one time]

Z-9: [Knocks on the locked door] Can’t get out through the normal door!

Melvin: There’s this door here. It’s the back passage.

Z-9: It can’t be only way out. What is this button do? [Taps on a button of self-destruct]

'1 Voice from the alarm: WARNING! WARNING! SELF-DESTRUCT IN ONE MINUTE!'

Melvin: Oh, you stupid. We should run in the back passage and leave it.

[They’re hiding in the safe room and when ship explodes the room is flying away]

[Scene change: DC dimension, Metropolis, metro station, day]

[Team’s ship is landing on the roof of the building and they’re going out]

Vadim: Cool. It’s Metropolis. I always wanted to visit this cool place.

Bugs: I think we can find the first one in superheroes’ team. Let’s go for it!

Player: We want to collect our team and defeat a villain. Alright, let’s go!

[Suddenly the train passes by them at lightning speed]

Player: What was that?

Bugs: The street fight. But we can get on the train. [Picking a harpoon gun and holding everyone’s hands] Hold on tight!

[He shoots a harpoon and clings to the train that takes them away]

Rosie: Whoa! This is so much fun!

Son: But I think we need to find some characters. It seems that it could be here turned into a superhero and fighting with villains.

Player: We will find who he is. Or she maybe. Wait, I see one.

Bugs: Where is he?

[Everybody is looking in the hole in the train’s roof and see Justice League and Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers are fighting with criminals]

Daffy: I thought I will just save people in the accident.

Superman: But we will fight criminals. It’s impossible to be a superhero without fighting criminals.

[Superheroes are running in the other van]

Bugs: We will jump inside, help them with their mission and convince Daffy to join us.

[Suddenly an unknown bandit climbs onto the roof]

Unknown bandit: (warns other bandits) Here is someone who is escaping!

[Team is noticing a tunnel ahead]

Player: What do you want from us?!

Unknown bandit: You will return to the train or you’ll die! You can’t leave!

[Vadim and Bugs climb onto the roof behind the bandit]

Bugs: And no one is going to leave!

Vadim: We’re leaving by train! [He calls the bandit to him and he turns around]

[The tunnel is already close. The team hides in the train car and the roof of the tunnel knocks the bandit off the train]

Unknown bandit: Is that all you can?! [Notices a color bomb in his pickpocket which explodes and covers him in different colors]

Player: One step is complete. The guard is down. Now – Daffy!

Superman: I defeated the bandits. Go now and save the people.

Daffy: Thanks very much! I’m going in! Wish me a good luck. [Going in next van]

Vadim: Step aside! Make a way for a famous!

Bugs: Daffy! Daffy! Come here!

Daffy: [Beating bandits] Take this! And that! And also you!!! [Accidentally attacks Bugs] Oh. STOP!

[Music stops]

Daffy: What are you doing here?!

Bugs: We came for you. You will join our team to defeat Lord Vortech and save a serververse.

Daffy: I have a job to do! Don’t mess with me!

[The train starts shaking - bandits blew up a bridge nearby. Passengers and driver starts running out into the last van]

Superman: What were you thinking about we would save everyone by stopping the train. But now we will stop the train from falling on the ship!

[The group is running to the locomotive and sees the ship under destroyed bridge]

Daffy: Don’t worry I have a plan! I'm kind of a Green Lantern. I’m the strongest superhero in DC and Marvel! No one villain can defeat me! Together with Hal Jordan we will make a bridge!

[They both jump on the roof of locomotive and Daffy spins off and turns into Green Loontern. They’re both making the bridge and train is coming on the other side]

Bugs: Great plan! We saved everyone now! So do you want to join us?

Justice League: Join them! You will defeat that Lord Vortech and save us all.

Daffy: Yes of course! But can I be a head coach?

Vadim: We’re sorry, you can’t. I’m film director and I will be a head coach.

Daffy: Huh, never mind.

[Scene change: Serverse, spaceship]

[Spaceship is leaving DC dimension. And they’re going to Marvel]

X-PO: You wanted Marvel, . So we’re going to Marvel now.

Player: Thanks, X-PO.

Rosie: I think it’s will be hard to collect them all.

[Scene change: Foundation Prime, Throne room]

[Lord Vortech is talking with Tyr’ahnee, Counselor Dish, Martian Centurion and Marcia. He is angry because everybody is losing to the team]

Lord Vortech: I’m tired of sending the worthless garbage to the mission! Don’t you have some worth it, HUH?!

Tyr’ahnee: [Nervously] I haven’t done anything wrong!

Lord Vortech: If you haven’t done everything I won’t be showed under! But you’re failing like a bolt from the blue!

Dish: I swear, we’re the best of all martians!

Marcia: Don’t underestimate us, Vortons!

Vortohon: Calm down! You’re making us angrier. If you continue telling us that you’re best you’re dead!

Lord Vortech: I have a better punishment! You will be sent to the lone trash planet! And spending all your life in here! And now, get to work!

[Scene change: Marvel dimension, Wakanda, day]

[The spaceship lands in Wakanda. Here is the during the Infinity War where we can see Avengers and Guards of Galaxy fighting with Tanos’s army]

P.E.T.E. P.E.T.E.: [High-pitched cyber voice] I thought here is no war in this place!

X-PO: This is because we travel not only in digital space, but also in time.

Daffy: So we will get that character during the Infinity War?

Rosie: Alright. We will find him or her and not die in this place!

[We are going to Avengers and Guards of the Galaxy and Porky Pig as Space Cadet with them]

Black Panther: We will upgrade our shield! Porky, you will go to the Titan and help others!

Porky: Alright, King of Wakanda. I’ll help them. [Going away to the spaceship and flying away with making a portal]

[The team is hiding behind the wall while “Sabaton”’s and “Apocalyptica”’s “Angels Calling” starts playing]

Vadim: Where is he going to?

Player: He is going to the Titan – the planet where other superheroes such as Iron Man, Spider-Man, Rocket and others were fighting.

[They’re going back to their spaceship and in the control cabin]

X-PO: What are you doing? You just want to leave this place without character?

Bugs: Porky is going to the other planet. I’ll take it from here! [Ruling the ship to leave the Earth]

[They’re making a portal and teleporting to the Titan, to the moment where they just starting a battle]

Daffy: We’re here!

Player: And why we came here in this time?

X-PO: Because Porky died in this time. And we will collect him now not to let him die.

[They’re landing]

Daffy: Now go for Porky!

[They’re running behind Porky]

Son: Oh my! That’s Thanos! We will not get on his sight!

[Something explodes behind Thanos and he is falling on the ground and knocks out. Giant robots are coming through the smoke and starting to fire]

Dish: [Coming through the smoke and laughs evilly] You, guys, are going down! This curse of Lord Vortech made us way stronger!

Iron Man: What the…?

Daffy: Oh no. It’s the Counselor Dish!

Player: Do you know how to beat her?

Daffy: Yes, I know! [Spins off and turns into General Duck Dodgers] I will defeat her as her main archenemy! [Dodges robot attacks, destroys them and runs to Counselor] I will stop you know, Counselor!

Dish: No! Not you again!

[They are both fighting until Daffy spins her off and beats her to her back. Music stops here]

Iron Man: Ha! He knocked her out!

Porky: D-d-daffy? It’s you?

[Music starts playing on that part which is after last chorus]

Daffy: [Takes his clothes off] Yes, I am. We’re here to make you join our team and defeat Lord Vortech at the basketball match. Do you want to join us?

Porky: I’m ready to exact our revenge to that evil tyrant!

Bugs: Great. Now back to the ship.

[Scene change: Serververse, spaceship]

[They’re flying away from Marvel portal and to another dimension. “STARSET”’s “DEVOLUTION” starts playing]

Vadim: I think, not bad beginning of the journey.

Player: But we will get a great team made of elite players!

Bugs: We’re going to start it now. X-PO, take the course to next dimension! Selection begins!

[Scene change: Wild Max dimension, desert, day]

[War Boys are driving on their machines and we can see Wile E. Coyote driving one of machines trying to chase Road Runner]

Road Runner: Beep Beep (shows his tongue and runs away)

Wile: [Shows his sign with words] {You can’t run away now!}

[Another machine arrives. It’s the machine with the basketball team and Max’s company]

Son: Thank you for delivering us here!

Max Rockatanski: You’re welcome. Where are your friends?

Daffy: [Looking in the binocular] I see them!

[Team’s machine is getting closer to Wile’s and Road Runner. They’re also avoiding War Boys’ attacks]

Rosie: We didn’t come for you! Don’t fire us!

[Machine is close to Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner]

Wile: [Showing another sign] {What are you doing here?}

Bugs: We came to make you join our team to defeat Lord Vortech!

[Wile E. Coyote’s machine is about to crush in the rock. He jumps in Team’s car and machine explodes in crushing. Road Runner jumps in too]

[Scene change: Serververse, spaceship]

[They’re flying to the next dimension]

X-PO: Which dimension you want to choose next?

P.E.T.E. P.E.T.E.: [High-pitched cyber voice] I have an idea!

[Scene change: Tom & Jerry dimension, heroes’ house, day]

[Tom and Sylvester are trying to catch Jerry and Tweety]

Sylvester: I’ll go from the back side!

[The chase continues until the team is coming to the house]

Player: We will get them quickly!

[They put a bag and Sylvester jumps on Tweety and in the bag]

Tweety: Hey! Let us get out of here!

Team: Yes! [Tying the bag] Now, to spaceship!

[Tom is scratching his head and Jerry shrugs his shoulders]

[Scene change: Seververse, Spaceship]

Vadim: They don’t seem like basketball players. They’re too short.

Player: Can we get another one?

[Music stops here]

[Scene change: Simpsons dimension, near the Simpsons’ house, day]

[Homer is seen talking with Elmer Fudd near his family members]

Elmer: So, what do you want to say, Mw.?

Homer: I don’t want to sell my house and change my work!

Elmer: So do I. But I just wanted to say… [Gets grabbed by net of the team and pushed to them]

[The team members are seen drawn in the Simpsons style. Here music starts from that place]

Elmer: Hey! I have a job to do!

Rosie: He is also short.

Bugs: And also needed!

Elmer: Whewe, needed?

[Scene change: Serververse, Spaceship]

[They’re flying to the next dimension]

Player: We have a problem: A: they’re not we needed for; B: it’s will be too long for movie!

Tweety: We will shorten it with the help of film editing.

[Scene Change: E.T. dimension, alien spaceship]

[Nerdlucks are seeing hanging out with aliens and E.T.]

Pound: We’re going to be the most famous aliens in the universe!

Nerdlucks: [All laughing and getting captured with umbrella handle] Whoa…

[Scene change: Serververse, spaceship]

[Flying through the next dimension]

X-PO: There are 200 light years left to fly

Bang: We should get an idea how to play basketball.

Bugs: Relax, X-PO. Just control the ship.

[Scene change: Pirates of the Caribbean dimension, Flying Dutchman, day]

[Pirates of Jack Sparrow and allies are fighting with Davey Jones’s army. And also Yosemite Sam and Penelope the Pussycat with them]

Yosemite: You’ll never defeat us, salty seadogs! [Getting captured with Penelope by hook] HEY!

[Scene change: Serververse, Spaceship]

[Player is angry for these players and Vadim is arguing with Bugs about that. X-PO and P.E.T.E. are ruling the ship]

[Scene change: Doctor Who dimension]

[Granny is seen with Twelfth Doctor fighting with Daleks and Cybermen]

Granny: When should we get to the Tardis?

[One tile opens and Granny falls in]

[Scene change: Sonic the Hedgehog dimension, Green Hills, day]

[Sonic and Speedy Gonzales are running after Eggman in his Eggmobile]

Speedy: I’ll get him in that side. Adios!

[But game freezes with Eggman and Sonic. Song also stops]

Speedy: Oh my! The game is locked up. So hello, game workers? Can you help me?

[Someone is writing: “Yes, we can.” And big cage falls on Eggmobile. “Later he writes: You need to join your friends behind you to stop more powerful evil”]

Speedy: Who are those friends? [Looks behind] Oh senjor Bugs! You came for me. What should we stop?

[Music starts playing again]

[Scene change: Pokemon dimension]

[Pikachu and Ash are fighting against Taz]

Taz:[Roars on Ash] You can’t win!

[There is a springy platform under him, which throws him to the side, up]

[Scene change: Middlearth dimension]

[Ralph Wolf arrives as a warrior in orc disguise and Sam Sheepdog arrives as one of Gondor fighters in the battle for Minas Tirith]

Sam: Ralph! Don’t afraid of me. We’re friends!

Ralph: Yes. We are. Do you have a plan?

[The ship drops its claws to capture Ralph and Sam and carry them up]

[Scene change: Hotel Transylvania dimension]

[Gossamer and Witch Hazel are hanging out with all monsters. Somebody picked a bracelet on hook and pulls them both]

[Scene change: Clay Animation dimension, Chicken Run, Barn, The flying ship, night]

[Team of hens and rats are flying away with Mrs. Tweedy on their back. Foghorn Leghorn, Miss Prissy, Egghead Jr. and Henery Hawk are in front of the door]

Foghorn: I will let you run away from this place. I have a knife to cut it off! [Tries to cut the rope with Mrs. Tweedy on it]

[Mrs. Tweedy throws one of her knifes to Foghorn but he avoids it and losts his balance and falls down]

Hens: NOOOOO!

Henery: I’ll never let you fall away! [Jumps in the door]

Prissy: You, fools! [jumps in the door with Egghead Jr.]

[They all falling and screaming until they got captured in the bag on spaceship’s claws. We can see characters made of clay and real people in clay animation style]

Player: Not again.

[Scene change: The Legends of the Chima dimension, spider temple, day]

[Laval and friends are seen fighting against spiders. Here is Pepe Le Pew on heroes’ side]

Pepe: [Shooting with the gun] Au revoir! [Laughs] Great work, friends!

[Here Martian Centurion arrives]

Centurion: You will die!

[Team is catching Pepe with the web]

Pepe: O la la!

Centurion: I see you, team!

[Team is seen in LEGO style]

Rosie: We don’t need you! [Throws a rock in Centurion and he falls apart]

[Scene change: Wizarding world dimension, the fields of Hogwarts, day]

[Characters of Tiny Toon Adventures are seen studying the magic with main heroes. And also Marcia is with them. The spaceship lands near them]

Nawt: Do you want to fly with us to beat Lord Vortech?

Tiny Tunes: Yay! [Running in the ship]

Marcia: I also want to go with you. I didn’t like serving to that guy. [Running in the ship]

[Ship is flying away]

[Scene change: Minecraft dimension, wooden house, day]

[Barnyard Dawg is seen with Steve and Alex arguying with stupid Nooby and Pseudopro]

Dawg: We’ll never come with you!

Nooby: [Stupid voice] So you don’t want to make a great con…

[Door of the spaceship destroys the wall with the door and smashes Nooby and Pseudopro in pixels. Heroes are coming out and seen in Minecraft style. Dawg comes in]

[Scene change:  Lego Ninjago dimension, ice temple, day]

[Loonatics are seen fighting with the team against ice warriors]

Ace: Plan has changed! Go from the backside!

Loonatics: Yes, sir!

[They are getting captured with the net]

[Scene change: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012 dimension, New York, street, night]

[Turtles are seen fighting against crangdroids on their ship. Cecil Turtle is on turtle side]

Cecil: Hang in there, boys. [Falls from the car because of the trash bin on the road and getting grabbed by team drawn in TMNT 2012 style]

[Scene change: Portal dimension, GLaDOS room, day]

[Chell and Tina Russo are fighting against GLaDOS]

Tina: I’ll take it from here! [Fires with portal gun in front of her but tripping over the brick and fires through the glass to the sky]

[She falls in the portal and falls from the other portal down]

Tina: AAAHHHH!

[Daffy catches her flying as Duck Dodgers]

Tina: Thank you so much! [Kisses Daffy in cheek]

[Daffy is making a “ding” noise with his teeth]

[Scene change: Adventure Time dimension, field, day]

[Here is a battle and Hugo the Abominable Snowman and Giant saw team’s ship and running after it with their baggage]

Hugo: Hey, guys! Where are you going? We also want to save the serververse!

Giant: We are with you boys! Well, that’s always the way…

[Scene change: Serververse, spaceship]

[Player is arguing with Bugs and Vadim is staring angrily on their team]

Vadim: Bugs, you are calling this group team? They are not a team, but a big pile of ballast!

Player: Yes, we need a normal team.

Bugs: Don’t worry, docs. Soon here will be more.

[Ship is flying away]

[Soon we see a lot of scenes of inviting characters (9 scenes a 5 seconds) while a silent pause of the song “DEVOLUTION”. After every 9 scenes a 5 seconds we can see 9 characters that arrived that time]

[Scene change: Foundation Prime]

[Lord Vortech is angrily looking at Tyr’ahnee]

Lord Vortech: I don’t care about you anymore. I’m sorry, but you are going to the trash planet. Adios!

[The ship ruled by one of Vortech’s people is transporting Tyr’ahnee and her martian army away]

Tyr’ahnee: WAIT!!!

[Scene change: serververse, Vortech’s man’s ship]

[The Queen, Marvin and other martians are talking]

Marvin: Did any of you enjoy working for that guy?!

Z-9: Nobody!

Dish: Serving to him is like cleaning the polluted water. But cleaning water is much better.

Centurion: Who wants to join this team more?

Marvin: [Sighs and stands in leader pose] Why we all gave up? We are the martians. We are strongest in the universe! We are free at last to exact our revenge on that evil lord!

Tyr’ahnee: Yes we need to do something. IDEA! We can take control over the ship!

[We see a pilot who is getting knocked out and Marvin sits on his place]

Marvin: Alright! We can fly whatever we want! Lord Vortech, you will die!

[The spaceship with martians is flying back to the foundation prime]

[Scene change: serververse, the team’s spaceship]

[Rosie and Son are talking with collected characters, Vadim is talking with X-PO and P.E.T.E., and Player is arguying with Bugs and Daffy]

Rosie: It was hard to collect you all! I always wanted to see cartoon characters!

Egghead Jr.: That is not an easy thing to fly around the serververse!

Vadim: So, where should we go now?

P.E.T.E. P.E.T.E.: [High-pitched cyber voice] I think we can go home!

X-PO: It’s better not to meet Lord Vortech again!

Player: I’m embarrassed in you.

Bugs: Don’t worry, doc. I have another one!

[Scene change: Foundation Prime, security control room]

[Lord Vortech is standing near the control panel]

Lord Vortech: What is happening on the ship with martians? Vortons, destroy them!

Vortons: Yes, boss!

[They all run to the landing pad, take control over the ships and fly away]

[Scene change: serververse, martians’ spaceship]

[The enemy ships arrived in front of them]

Melvin: It’s Lord Vortech with his friends!

Vortena: We got them. Fire!

[Ships began their attack]

Marvin: Control the guns! We shouldn’t let vortons win!

Melvin: Yes, sir. I’ll defeat them!

Centurion: Sir, they’re attacking too strong!

Vortohon: When we finally kill them?! I can’t wait to see their death. And go back relaxing.

Vortobon: Yeah, it’s time to destroy them!

Lord Vortech: Sayonara! [Attacks with his gun]

[His attack throws martians’ ship away]

Martians: AAAAARRGGGHHHH!!!

[The music stops before last chorus]

[Scene change: serververse, team’s spaceship]

[The ship is still flying in the space]

Player: And who is that your last player?

Bugs: That’s good you said it! She is the best of us in basketball!

[The ship is switching on another portal and flies in]

[Scene change: Teen Titans Go! dimension, the central park, day]

[Teen Titans are fighting against Hive V. Lola Bunny as Amazon is sided with Titans]

Lola: What should I do now, Robin?

Robin: You should go from the backside with Cyborg and catch Mammoth when I beat Seemore, Beast Boy beat Billy Numerous, Starfire beat Gizmo and Raven beat Jinx.

[Team’s ship is landing and team is seen drawn in Teen Titans Go! style]

Vadim: Teen Titans Go!? Seriously? I would add it here only because it’s one of Cartoon Network’s favourites.

Player: So, where we can find your friend?

Bugs: She is probably sided with Titans. So we can find her in this battle.

Vadim: You three go without me. I had enough walking for today! [Going in the spaceship]

Daffy: So, we can go and find her? It’s Lola?

Bugs: Yes, she is.

[Player, Rosie, Son, Daffy and Bugs are coming in the battle and getting caught by villains]

See-More: We caught them! Know we should confront titans.

Player: Hey, we are innocent people. Leave us alone!

[Teen Titans are breaking in]

Robin: Plan has changed. Now we need to defeat them.

See-More: So, what how do you want to die? Melted by laser?

Billy Numerous: Beaten by my clones?

Gizmo: Destroyed with my gun?

[Mammoth is beating his hand with his another hand pointing that they are gonna be beaten by his fists]

Jinx: Or consumed by darkness?

Player: We want to save the serververse from Lord Vortech’s tyranny!

Bugs: You see, if there is no serververse, there will be no you.

Titans and H.I.V.E. five: [Gasps] That’s horrible!

[“Rammstein”’s “Ohne Dich” starts here]

Lola: I think we can stop Lord Vortech if we team for time!

Robin: I think we can live in peace for today. Don’t make any trouble. See ya!

Gizmo: Screw you!

[Titans and H.I.V.E. five are coming in different sides]

Bugs: Lola, my dear.

Lola: Bugs my honey.

Bugs: I just wanted to say that our journey to find was dangerous but we aren’t afraid of it. We came through lots of dangerous actions together. Together we can stop our own enemy. So do you want to come with us to win in basketball match? All worlds need for us.

Lola: Yes, of course!

Daffy: You’re making this movie romantic! But it isn’t!

Player: [Attacks Daffy with shoulder] They love each other! Don’t mess it.

[“Ohne Dich” stops here. They are coming back to the ship when “DEVOLUTION” is playing again in the last chorus]

Toons: Nice to meet you, Lola!

Son: Are you coming with us, Bugs?

[Bugs crosses Lola’s name off the list and looking on them when Lola is looking proud of them]

Bugs: There are no options here. [Coming in the ship]

[Ship is flying away]

[Scene change: Foundation Prime, security control room]

[Lord Vortech is looking happily on the screen with defeated martians]

Lord Vortech: So now we had made the true right thing. Vortons are better than martians.

Lady Vorta: And we proved that nothing can stop us!

Vortogon: They will never return to us!

Vortobon: And try to kill us!

Vortodon: Because we are powerful and also immortal!

Lord Vortech: Now I should train you how to play basketball.

[The signal comes in and music ends here]

Lord Vortech: What is this?

[He is looking in the screen and seeing that the team collected all members]

Lord Vortech: They survived but they can’t come to our match alive! I’ll come in the weaponry. Vortons, you will switch on the training instructor and start playing together. I need our victory.

Vortena: At your service, boss.

[Scene change: serververse, team’s ship]

[The team is training in basketball, Vadim is training them, Rosie and Son are looking in their photo album, Player, X-PO, P.E.T.E. and Bugs are talking]

Bugs: It's great that everyone has gathered again. Even the ones we couldn't show.

Petunia: Yes. It’s bad that you didn’t show me. My scene was moving.

Tech: We can show this scene now!

Bugs: So you want this scene? We can show it. [Shows a controller and rewinds the recording back]

[Flashback: Powerpuff Girls dimension, Townsville, heroes’ room, day]

[Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup are seen talking with Petunia who joined them. The team is seen going through the door with Porky Pig and seen drawn in Powerpuff Girls style]

Porky: Maybe sh-sh-she is here.

Player: Petunia Pig joined Powerpuff Girls?

Vadim: Don’t afraid to say that you love her.

Porky: Alright. I’ll go. [Coming in]

[“Skillet”’s “Fire and fury” starts playing]

Porky: Petunia? Hello?

Buttercup: Stop here. I don’t know who you think you are but you can’t go here and also you gonna…

Blossom: Relax, Buttercup. They’re not enemies.

Petunia: They’re my friends. Hello, Porky.

Porky: I was going to say that I really need you. We have done everything together. And I think that we love each other. Did I say that in right way?

Petunia: I think you’re right. I can go with you to defeat Lord Vortech.

[They are going to the door]

Buttercup: What is that?

Blossom: Relax, he just love Petunia. Who can find it emotional?

Bubbles: [Tearfully] Me of course… [Starts crying]

Blossom: Relax you both.

[Back to normal time: serververse, spaceship]

Petunia: Yes, that was pretty.

Son: [Flipping through a photo album with photos of characters in different styles] Did you enjoy our journey through lots of dimensions? I was happy to see us in different cartoon styles.

Rosie: Yeah, I loved my father as chameleon here. But I don’t think that it is good to show photos with us in some adult movies and series in kids’ movie.

Son: But they probably don’t know about it. So we can look in here not in front of the camera.

Vadim: Alright, now we will train running to the basket. You should bounce the ball and you shouldn’t hold it in your hand!

[Nerdlucks are together in the robot. Pound is controlling right leg, Bang is controlling left leg, Blanko – right hand, Bupkus – left hand and Nawt is looking in hole in head and taking the commands to others]

Bupkus: [Controlling the left hand which is bouncing a ball] Like this?

Granny: [Bouncing a ball] Like this?

Vadim: Cool, guys. Keep it on!

[Everyone started running to the basket]

Daffy: I think that we had brought too many characters. And our audience thinks that we had brought too much free time from them.

Bugs: We tried to make it more informative.

Player: We will talk about another thing. We had brought a lot of cannon fodder. Vadim will lose his abilities to train someone in training more than 600 cartoon characters.

Bugs: Doc, Gurzhey is a successful film director. Maybe he has got good abilities to train someone. And you -  are cool basketball player. You have got good abilities to win the game with us, Looney Tunes!

Player: X-PO, do you know where is the stadium where Lord Vortech is waiting us?

X-PO: No, I don’t. P.E.T.E. Maybe you know?

P.E.T.E. P.E.T.E.: [High-pitched cyber voice] I don’t know, where Lord Vortech lives.

[Scene change: serververse, martians’ spaceship]

[Martians are seen lying on the floor exhausted]

Instant Martian: Do you have any idea how we can escape?

Dish: Nothing. They have a bonus in people. We had an only one ship!

Tyr’ahnee: So, we need to wait for help now.

Marvin: We can relax now. (I wish I could be a main protagonist for one time if I couldn’t serve as main antagonist of the movie. But being a hero is cooler)

[Scene change: Foundation Prime, Weaponry]

[Lord Vortech is standing near big guns with Vortons and vortech men inside]

Lord Vortech: It’s a good time to attack! Fire!

Vortena: You heard it? Attack these filthy toons! [Laughs]

[They started the attack]

[Scene change: serververse, team’s spaceship]

[Each other is doing the same thing as past]

Marcia: Maybe we can make martians join the team. My uncle will be happy with you!

Taz: No. We have enough!

Daffy: That’s our words, Taz!

Bugs: You shouldn’t trust them. They are heartless, bloodthirsty galaxy dominators.

[Vortech’s gun destroyed the asteroid in the space]

Hazel: And you think that martians want to attack us?

Lola: I don’t think so. It seems like…

[Here is an explosion like Vortech’s helmet]

Tunes: LORD VORTECH!!!

[Another gun hits the ship’s engine]

'Voice from the alarm: WARNING! WARNING! THE ENGINE IS DESTROYED! SHIP CAN’T FLY!'

Lord Vortech: Bull’s-eye! Fire again!

Gossamer: How did they find us?

Dawg: Can we protect ourselves?

[Another gun hits ship’s guns]

'Voice from the alarm: WEAPONS ARE DESTROYED! YOU CAN’T ATTACK!'

Yosemite: Aw, shucks! We can’t defend.

X-PO: I think, it’s better to go in safe capsule!

Lord Vortech: Good attack. We’ll make their bad ship even worse! Fire!

[Guns are continuing the attack. One of them destroys the glass in front of control panel]

'Voice from the alarm: WARNING! WARNING! THE WALL IS DAMAGED! THERE IS A DANGER OF FLYING INTO OUTER SPACE!'

Wile: [Showing a sign with writing: “OMG. We need to run away now!”]

Penelope: What are we waiting for? Being sucked into outer space?

Road Runner: Beep-Beep [Running away].

[They all running away into the save capsule]

Bugs: Giant and Hugo, try to take a less space. Or maybe I need to shrink you. [Shrinks Hugo and Giant]

[Hugo and Giant went in. But here is no P.E.T.E.]

Player: Can you drive it away?

Bugs: I forgot. Safe capsule can be switched on only on the panel outside. But who wants to sacrifice himself?

X-PO: But I think one of us is missing. [Looks in the window] P.E.T.E.? What are you doing?

P.E.T.E. P.E.T.E.: [High-Pitched cyber voice] I’m sorry, brother. I need to help you somehow.

Son: No, P.E.T.E., don’t do that.

P.E.T.E. P.E.T.E.: Goodbye, my friends. It was a honor to fight with you against vortons [switches the capsule on].

[Capsule is flying away and ship explodes leaving knocked out P.E.T.E. flying in the space. Capsule falls down]

Vadim: Bugs, are you sure that this capsule will fall like this?

Bugs: Yes, I am. But you can not to control yourself because… WE FALLING DOOOOWN!

[The capsule is falling while everyone is screaming. They reach martians’ ship]

Granny: WE ARE GOING TO CRUSH IN THAT SHIP!!!

Marvin: Wait, it’s the…

Martians: IT’S THE SAFE CREW!!!

[But capsule crushes into the ship and takes martians with it]

Bugs: Now we’re flying to the Looney Tunes portal. I’ll open it. [Controls the portal gun and opens a portal]

[The capsule flies in]

Vadim: We almost reached the Earth, so… you can do whatever you want. Even to scream in fear.

Tyr’ahnee: NOW WE’RE FLYING INTO THE AUTMOSPHERE! WE WILL BURN NOW!!!

[Scene change: Looney Tunes dimension, snow mountain, day]

[Martians started burning and screaming with others. Capsule falls on the snow mountain and martians stopped burning. Capsule falls down and gets stuck in the fourth wall breaking it in ripping like paper way]

[Scene change: Looney Tunes dimension, the other way of the fourth wall]

[The fourth wall is getting ripped like paper, capsule is getting stuck in it and martians are falling on the ground]

Marvin: Oh, that was…

[The door opens and falls like a road on Marvin’s stomach and nails him to the ground]

Marvin: Aaa… That hurts…

[Player, Vadim, Son, Rosie, Bugs, Lola and Daffy are coming out exhausted]

Lola: That was too much…

Player: I know that we landed safe, but we, literally, broke a fourth wall!

[Giant and Hugo returned to their normal size so capsule’s walls broke and flied in different ways leading all tunes to fall on the ground]

Bugs: So we can talk to audience. [Coming to the screen] Hello audience! Do you enjoy our movie?

K-9: [Barks]

Marvin: If you help me, they will enjoy it the most…

Son: Marvin? You again?

Tyr’ahnee: That shameless Lord threw us to the garbage planet for our flaws. We want to revenge him. Like you. Can we join your team? We promise we will be helpful in the match.

Vadim: Alright, you can. Hugo, help Marvin.

Hugo: Alright, sir. [Throws a road away and puts Marvin on legs]

Marvin: Thank you so much. I’m sorry. Wait. This road is from… capsule. And capsule is from… MY SHIP!!! How you dare to destroy my ship.

X-PO: Your ship was destroyed by vortons. They tried to kill us. And P.E.T.E. sacrificed himself to save us. We’re sorry.

Player: Thankfully, we’re safe already. And we will go on training to play basketball if we want to save the serververse.

[Scene change: Foundation Prime, workshop]

[Lord Vortech and others are seen looking on the team]

Lord Vortech: They told me that they can survive easily. But they lost their friend.

[Vortogon is coming in]

Vortogon: I have found him [puts knocked out P.E.T.E. on the table].

Vortonon: What do you want to do, Vortogon?

Vortogon: I’m going to make a head coach for us. [Adds a training program in P.E.T.E. and next impales his head with a corrupting blade and P.E.T.E. screams] Here he is! We are the champions!

[Vortons are laughing sinisterly and P.E.T.E. is turning into corrupted himself. Sharp claws formed on his hands, he was covered in Light Cherry Crayola colored squares. He later opens his 8-bit bloodshot yellow eye with square red pupil]

[Scene change: Looney Tunes, town, day]

[Vadim is training the Tune Squad and Player is talking with Son, Rosie, Bugs, X-PO, Daffy, Lola, Tyr’ahnee and Marvin]

Vadim: Alright! Great job! Go on!

[Training match between two teams of Looney Tunes begins when “Three Days Grace”’s “A Scar Is Born” starts playing. Every character is making a cool move to throw a ball and everybody plays well]

Player: So we collected our team, right? Now we will go to that place where vortons are living in.

Lola: But we don’t where to go! Does anybody know the way?

Marvin: I know where they are. He lives in Foundation Prime. But it’s very dangerous place.

Tyr’ahnee: We have been here before and we know where to go.

Son: We can greet him in very epic way!

Rosie: I! I want to say! [Comes in front of Tyr’ahnee] We can turn on an epic music as my father love.  will say an inspiring speech. [Pushes Tyr’ahnee into her stomach]

Tyr’ahnee: [Looks frustrated] You have disrespected me! These are my words!

Marvin: Relax, my Queen. And I don’t think that we need to make a lot of music. This movie is not a musical after all.

Rosie: I know. We will show them how cool we are!

Bugs: This is a good way to show our power. And save all worlds!

X-PO: Marvin, can you show us a way to Foundation Prime? I’m a guide. But I don’t know where is this place. Either.

Marvin: Yes, of course. [Makes a call of ship] But first I need to call a ship here.

X-PO: So we need to call our team!

Player: Everything is already! We can go!

Vadim: Did you hear it! Stop training and come in the ship!

[Scene change: serververse, empire of Mars ship]

[The team is flying to the Foundation Prime on the ship]

Beaky: How everyone feel about it?

Squeaks: [Carrying a giant nut] I feel good. If I eat this nut.

X-PO: I don’t feel right. I feel bad for P.E.T.E. He can’t help us now.

Player: P.E.T.E.’s sacrifice wasn’t in vain. He saved us all from death. But we shouldn’t give up! We’re Tune Squad. We have defeated two teams before.

Nerdlucks: First of them were we! And now we’re with you!

Player: So we can stop them now! We’re…

Everyone: TUNE SQUAD!!! [Cheering]

[Scene change: Real dimension, Earth, USA, California, WB studio, hall, day]

[Player’s and Gurzhey families are coming disappointed over their relatives’ disappear]

Vadim’s wife: My husband is always disappearing for stupid reasons! What happened to him this time? What’s even worse, Rosie disappeared too.

Player’s wife: [To herself] What happened to my husband and my son? Someone couldn’t capture them. [To Vadim’s wife] Hello? Can you help me?

Vadim’s wife: You’re looking for your husband and your child, right?

Player’s wife: Yes, I am. I’m looking for  and my boy .

Vadim’s wife: We will look in every corner of this place until we find them.

Player’s wife: What are we waiting for? Let’s go and search!

[Scene change: Foundation Prime, lone platform with a wall and basket]

[Martian ship is landing on a platform and everyone is coming out in sport clothes. Vadim is wearing a head coach’s suit, Player and Looney Tunes are wearing sportsmen clothes colored in red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, blue, purple, pink, white and black with “Tune Squad” title and orange ring]

Son: So, where we landed?

Player: Probably this is the place, where we need to play.

Vadim: But there is no Lord Vortech or another vorton. I thought they will meet us.

[As everyone is going out of the ship, ship blows up]

Tune Squad: OUR SHIP!!!

Henery: How can we get back to our dimension?

[Someone is breaking a wall]

Tune Squad: [Gasps]

[Someone is breaking a hole in the wall and looks in it. It is Vortena. She later catches a flying ball]

Vortena: Here is Vortena! We will destroy you! [Throws a ball]

[The arrow flies over the group and plunges into Squeaks’s giant nut and later in ball. On the ruined ship we can see Lady Vorta]

Lady Vorta: Bring out your dead, tunes! We’re the best. Especially me!

[Someone fast is catching flying pieces of ship and making a bridge made of it. It’s Vortozon. He later catches a ball]

Vortozon: We’re back, tunes. For you! [Laughs maniacally and throws a ball]

[Vortohon is jumping on flying big pieces of ship, catches a ball and jumps on the platform]

Vortohon: I’m an agile bunny! Like you, Bugsy. Ha! Can you kill them?

[Someone is attacking a ground and jumps through it. It’s Vortodon]

Vortodon: I will destroy more of you than anyone else. Because I’m a brawn of vortons!

[Vortogon is coming to the team]

Vortogon: I see, if you attack me, I will throw a ball to another vorton. And I will get an achievement. Yes. You see, I’m a brain of this team.

[Vortobon is falling to the platform]

Vortobon: Wazzup! I will protect everyone of my team! I don’t mean you, cartoons!

[Vortonon is coming]

Vortonon: If I come, I’ll save you, Tune Squad! [Laughs]

Tune Squad: What is happening here?

[Lord Vortech descends to the ground catching a ball and throwing it in the basket]

Lord Vortech: Well, well, well. Our old friends Looney Tunes, right? And I have already become tired of waiting of you!

Player: What are you going to do now, Vortech? Where is the arena?

Lord Vortech: [Laughs] We are in the arena. Under construction! But I can build it now. But I need to take some objects from your dimension!

Looney Tunes: NO!!!

Lord Vortech: Yes! A twist! Vortons, start the harvest!

[Vortech’s men started firing with guns to Looney Tunes dimension. Dimension was destroyed. Remains of Earth and other planets started falling around the platform making seat zone for audience. Each line vertically made by each zone: forest, desert, city, town, snow mountains, Tasmania, farm, Avaloonie, WB studio and space]

Yakko: He is really crazy!

Wakko: Our dimension…

Dot: He destroyed it!

Brain: You’re monster!

[Building of an arena finished, second basket falls on its place, banner of score arrived and here arrived a huge platform above stadium]

Lord Vortech: Everything is ready.

Tyr’ahnee: That’s enough, Vortech! Tell us what do you want to do with us, you shameless traitor!

Lord Vortech: Give up now, and join your friend!

[Corrupted P.E.T.E. flies in]

X-PO: P.E.T.E.? What have they done to you? Do you listening me?

Corrupted P.E.T.E. Corrupted P.E.T.E.: [Gibberish on evil voice] I dont need you anymore, brother {I don’t need you anymore, brother}

X-PO: Give my brother back!

Vortonon: Don’t be so salty, robot. That’s usually my words!

Vortohon: We promise you will be happy in our service!

Bugs: We’ll never serve you!

Lord Vortech: That was your choice. We will start it now. But it won’t be unseen. All worlds will see this epic battle of vortons and underlooneys!

[Earthquake starts as characters from various dimensions started running from all sides of stadium and “Sabaton”’s “Kingdom come” starts playing]

Marcia: I feel uneasy among the crowd of unfamiliar.

Vadim: But music is really epic!

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Pound: Yikes!

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Tyr’ahnee: This is too much.

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Player: You’re joking!

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X-PO: As long as I have lived in this place, I have never seen such a large audience!

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Vortena: Very interesting situation!

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Wile: [Shows a sign with words] (This is very big)

Tech: You could say it.

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Marvin: How many people are going to watch this?

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Buster: I couldn’t imagine our match like this!

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Bugs: Oh no…

Lord Vortech: Oh, yes!

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Son: All of them are in peril.

[P.E.T.E. is making an inviting message to real people on his phone when connects it with middle of the stadium. When message flies in the sky music stops before vocalist says last words of the song]

[Scene change: Real dimension, Earth, USA, California, WB studio, hall, day]

[Player’s and Gurzhey families are looking for Player, Vadim, Rosie and Son]

Player’s wife: [To WB worker 1] Have you seen my husband?

WB worker 1: Yes, he was going to the server room with his son.

Vadim’s wife: [To WB worker 2] Have seen my husband and my daughter?

WB worker 2: True. They were going together to the server room.

Player’s wife: [Back to Vadim’s wife] Do you get an information where to find them?

Vadim’s wife: They went to the server room.

Player’s wife: My husband also went there. So, let’s go to the server room!

[Player’s wife’s phone got an inviting message to the game from P.E.T.E.]

Player’s wife: What is it?  joined a game against… Lord Votech? Who is it?

[Others are also looking in the phone]

Vadim’s wife: Interesting. Where is it happening? They want us to watch the game. So we can control them.

Player’s wife: It’s some kind of a basketball match. I wish we will find them.

[Scene change: Foundation Prime, stadium]

[Stadium is full of audience of characters and “Kingdom come” starts playing again from its remaining moment]

Babs: Characters from various franchises are watching.

Lady Vorta: Real world is also going to watch us! Entire Earth!

Lord Vortech: One push of this button, and entire Earth arrives here!

Player, Vadim, Son and Rosie: Don’t touch our home!

Lord Vortech: Don’t worry, it’s OK. Everyone will be OK. [Turns collecting of real audience on]

[Scene change: Real dimension, Earth, Italia, someone’s home, day]

[Family is watching a television]

Family patriarch: [Italian] (Let’s watch it!) [Turns the message on]

Lord Vortech: You’re in.

[Family is getting sucked in the TV]

[Scene change: Real dimension, England, Oxford, Earth, school, hall, day]

[Group of students are talking together and here is a teacher near them]

Student: [British accent] Look here. It invites us in the game! I’ll try to press “yes”.

Lord Vortech: You’re in!

Teacher: [British accent] Hey, what are you doing here? [Looks in phone with students] What is happening out…

[He hadn’t enough time to say a complete phrase as they all have been sucked in phone. Others are also getting sucked in their phones]

[Scene change: Real dimension, Japan, Earth, street of a city, day]

[People are walking on the street while manager of big screen panels on building is showing inviting message]

Manager: [Japanese in microphone] (Do you want to join this game?)

People: [Japanese] (YES!)

[Manager presses an answer “yes”]

Lord Vortech: You’re in!

[Manager and all people are getting sucked in screen panels]

[Scene change: Real dimension, Earth, cinema]

[People are watching an inviting message on the screen]

Someone in microphone: Do you want to join this game?

People: Yes!

Lord Vortech: You’re in!

[All people are getting sucked in the screen]

[Scene change: Real dimension, Earth, Russia, Moscow, Hockey stadium]

[People are watching hockey and cheering but inviting message arrives on the screens above the ground]

Audience: [Russian] (What’s that?)

Commentator: [Russian] (It invites us all to a game.)

[Hockey players stopped]

People: [Russian] (We want to join!)

Lord Vortech: You’re in!

[Audience, Hockey players and commentators are getting sucked in the screens]

[Scene change: Real dimension, Earth, USA, California, WB studio, server room, day]

[Player’s and Gurzhey families saw that inviting message is ready to invite]

Player’s wife: We can watch a game. Press “yes”.

[Everyone is looking in the phone]

Lord Vortech: You’re in!

[They all being sucked in phone]

[Scene change: Foundation Prime, stadium]

Lord Vortech: All people are here. Now we need to make seats for them.

[One gun fires a lazer beam in the portal]

[Scene change: Real dimension, solar system]

[Portal arrives here and lazer beam destroys an empty Earth]

[Scene change: Foundation Prime, stadium]

[Various natural objects, buildings and attractions from entire world arrive on the lower side of platform in the sky upside down. Soon people are arriving on roofs of buildings or on the platform itself]

Pinky: I couldn’t imagine our audience like this!

Squeaks: I wonder how did he get all people.

Bugs: I don’ know but we need to try hard to save them!

Vadim: And here is one interesting fact. We can’t save OUR home anymore! Just like yours.

[Flying big cube platform with rock musical instruments and title “Space Band” arrives above desert line of stadium and members of “Three Days Grace”, “Skillet”, “STARSET”, “Rammstein”, “Linkin Park”, “Måneskin”, “Evanescence” and “Sabaton” arrive on it]

Matt: We agreed to join a game and where are we? Skillet, Rammstein, Sabaton, STARSET, Måneskin, Linkin Park, Evanescence? What are we doing here?

John Cooper: I also wanted to say it.

Joakim Broden: We were going to go on each other’s concert! But we got somewhere else!

Dustin Bates: And we will probably have a concern to… computer basketball game?

Till Lindemann: [German] (Do you know where are we?)

[Flying commentary pod with title “Space Talk” arrives in front of “Space Band” and two commentators  and  arrive here]

First commentator: Well, we ended our break and return back to… [notices his situation and second commentator] [surprised] game. ? What are you doing here?

Second commentator: What? ? How the cipher I got there? I have been driving to home, have watched in my phone… and got there.

First commentator: I think we will comment this game now.

[Player’s and Gurzhey families arrive in the lower rectangular of seats in front of all characters. Later their parents and friends arrived and filled the rectangular]

Vadim’s wife: Where are we?

Player’s wife: I don’t know.

Andrey Gurzhey: [Russian] (Here are our son’s friends.)

Vladimir: [Russian] (I want to see which part my cousin is doing.)

Player’s mother: We’re not your friends. We’re family of <Player’s name>. He is gonna win this game.

Kate Gurzhei: [Russian] (Our son taught us English a little.) [English] Here they are! What do you think, can they see us?

Player’s father: I think so.

Vortogon: Two children will be commentators now.

Lord Vortech: Give them a pod.

[Another commentary pod with title “Space Talk” flies on the ground, grabs Rosie and Son and flies above Avalooney line]

Son: So it’s Space Talk. We’re on the basketball match of the year.

Rosie: Here is gonna be a battle of Tune Squad and Lord Vortech.

Player: What the… FAMILY!!!

Vadim: FAMILY!!!

Player’s wife: <Player’s name>!

[They all running to each other but when they hit the wall they were electricized]

Player: What are you doing here?

Player’s wife: We just wanted to watch your game but we accidentally got here? You teamed up with Looney Tunes?

Vadim: We needed to do it. I would never…

Andrey Gurzhey: [Russian] (Rabbit is behind you.)

Bugs: Eh, [chews a carrot] what’s up, doc?

Vadim’s wife: Where is Rosie?

Vadim: She is in front of you. She is a commentator with <Son’s name>.

Player’s wife: Promise me that you win this game to free all of us.

Player: We will easily win those guys. I promise.

Marvin: I think our audience can play an interesting game right now!

[Film stops with sign “Try to find more characters in the audience than your opponent”]

Marvin: [looks at the audience and breaks the fourth wall] Have you read these rules? [Waits the answer silently] OK. Play the game and enjoy our game.

[Films starts going on again]

Vadim: We will go to our wardrobe and discuss our plan of fight.

[They are all going to the wardrobe which looks like a box outside but it’s way bigger inside]

[Scene change: Foundation Prime, stadium, Tune squad’s wardrobe]

[Everyone is discussing a plan of a game]

Elmyra: It’s magic.

Vadim: I called you here to discuss our plan of a game.

Player: We need to choose everyone’s role in the game.

Vadim: You will be that player that you’re, <Player’s name>.

Hamton: Who will have each role?

Player: We were going to say that! And we needn’t film full dialogue.

Vadim: So I wanted to say…

[Scene change: Foundation Prime, stadium]

[Lord Vortech wears GM’s clothes under his armor. He made a night in the stadium]

Lord Vortech: [Unseen] Let us show our perfect mayor of all time, perfect creator of this game and your future boss Vortechius Vortell Vortech! [Being lighted by a projector] THAT’S ME!

Crowd: [Cheering]

Lord Vortech: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the universal cup of serververse!

Crowd: [Cheering]

Lord Vortech: You know that you got to this place being known nothing about!

Lexi: He actually captured them!

Lord Vortech: Here is basketball match of the century! First we need to introduce our special guests. TUNE SQUAD!!!

[Another projector lights Tune squad]

Lord Vortech: I thought first that you’re team of misfits. And I was wrong. I underrated them! So we need to cheer for Tune Squad!

Danger: I think he’s lying.

Ace: He just wants to trick the audience.

Lord Vortech: I have rules. Rule number one: we’re playing a game that was used once but was rehydrated, updated and cleaned from glitches happened previous time! Here are also 9 teammates able on the stadium.

Player: It’s unique basketball. Stadium is also bigger than original basketball stadium.

Squeaks: What happened in previous game?

Bugs: We won our second game by breaking a game with glitch.

Lord Vortech: Rule number two: if Tune squad wins you’re all going back to your “normal” life. But if I win you will stay in Foundation Prime… forever!

[Crowd is yelling angrily at him]

Lord Vortech: Don’t worry, you’ll be all OK. You’ll be only transformed into my people!

Daffy: But at least, we’re sided with him.

Lord Vortech: Oh, I also forgot one thing: Looney Tunes will be destroyed first! Sad, sad truth.

[Looney Tunes are speaking nervous to each other]

Bugs: You “quacked” our fate AGAIN!!!

First commentator: We couldn’t expect that but if we lost we will be dead…

Son: Interesting twist…

Lord Vortech: On the other side, we shouldn’t talk about something bad. Because I haven’t introduced another cool team! Let me show… the “DOOM SQUAD”!

[The big screen shows a video of introducing vortons]

[Vortena is getting a ball bounces it and then kills 7 Vortech’s men with cards with symbols and makes her name of it]

Lord Vortech: VORTENA!

Vortena: Sword master of team! [Destroys cards and throws a ball]

[Ball flies on the ground and gets grabbed by Vortodon who kills Vortech’s man by punching him to the wall, hits a ground with it and leaves a crack with his name written]

Lord Vortech: VORTODON!

Vortodon: Brawn of a team! [Throws a ball]

[Ball flies on the ground and gets grabbed by Vortonon who mentions that 2 Vortech’s men are running to him and kills them with a ball. When he grabs a ball with his name written by Vortech’s men’s slime]

Lord Vortech: VORTONON!

Vortonon: Alarm of a team! [Throws a ball]

[Ball flies on the ground gets grabbed by Vortobon who is bouncing a ball, squashing Vortech’s men who are running to him and running through 8 walls leaving 8 cracks shaped in symbols of his name]

Lord Vortech: VORTOBON!

Vortobon: Shield of a team! [Throws a ball]

[Ball flies in the air and gets grabbed by Vortohon who jumps on 4 Vortech’s men’s heads and leaves a trace in the air shaped of his name]

Lord Vortech: VORTOHON!

Vortohon: Legs of a team! [Throws a ball]

[Ball flies on the ground and gets grabbed by Vortogon who makes a potion and throws to 3 Vortech’s men. Potion explodes and explosion looks like his name]

Lord Vortech: VORTOGON!

Vortogon: Brain of a team! [Throws a ball]

[Ball flies on the ground and gets grabbed by Vortozon who runs very fast, knocks out 5 Vortech’s men and leaves a trace on the ground shaped of his name. Knocking Vortech’s men out is filmed in slow-motion]

Lord Vortech: VORTOZON!

Vortozon: Engine of a team! [Throws a ball]

[Ball flies in the air and gets grabbed by Lady Vorta who throws a ball in the basket and one Vortech’s man to another. Next she throws several balls with symbols in that order that creates here name. Last is filmed with slow-motion]

Lord Vortech: AND LADY VORTA!

Lady Vorta: Sniper of a team!

Lord Vortech: And our newborn star. That guy that you gonna love the most! Guide in the past and now second-in-command. Our new friend – Personal Employing Teleport Employer or just P.E.T.E.!

[Corrupted P.E.T.E. flies with Transfigure-VON-4500 on the stadium being lighted by projector]

Lord Vortech: YEAH! He is awesome, isn’t he?

X-PO: You’re right, he is not! He WAS awesome.

Corrupted P.E.T.E. Corrupted P.E.T.E.: [Gibberish] [Evil voice] You will pay for this! {You will pay for this!}

[Vortons are making basketball player’s clothes on then colored in blue with title “Doom Squad” and vortex]

Corrupted P.E.T.E. Corrupted P.E.T.E.: [Gibberish] [Evil voice] I have a present for you all! {I have a present for you all!} [Taps on Transfigure-VON-4500 and turns it on]

[Transfigure-VON-4500 makes an artificial player that can be one of Monstars-Titans or Goon Squad]

Vortogon: This is Transfigure-VON-4500. And our new guy is Vortyer – player who can be one of your previous enemies. You possibly know them.

[Vortyer turns into Nawt-Starfire, next to Pound-Robin, Bang-Beast Boy, Blanko-Cyborg, Bupkus-Raven, Arachneka, White Mamba, Brow, Wet Fire and Chronos and when back to his normal desigh]

Robin: Hey you! These enemies are ours! We defeated them!

Lady Vorta: You made your team look worse as it actually is, Robin. First, shut up. Second, look at yourself and your team! [laughs maniacally] What have you done! You made your predecessor look stupid and childish! HA! [normally] It’s beautiful to see how you turned into … this! [shoots Teen Titans from “… Go!” with arrows]

Lord Vortech: Now it’s time… to make… a choice! Are you ready to fight with Doom Squad and your former friend? Or you give up now?

Player: We never give up to you!

Matt Walst: And what WE need to do, Vortech?

Lord Vortech: Play music as you see.

X-PO: I will be referee here.

Vadim: We need to talk.

[Tune Squad is coming to their wardrobe’s entrance]

Vadim: Do you remember our plan?

Player: Yes, we remember.

Marvin: We know how to defeat them.

Vadim: I hope so. Come and win. May the Force be with you.

[Doom Squad is also talking in front of their wardrobe]

Lord Vortech: Do you remember all training?

Vortogon: We were training with heart. Just to win!

Vortodon: We promise we will kill them.

Lord Vortech: I wish you’re winning now. Now go, and destroy them!

[“Skillet”’s “Finish line” starts playing]

Voice from score screen: It’s game time!

[Player, Bugs, Daffy, Lola, Marvin, Squeaks, Nerdlucks, Tweety and Tyr’ahnee are coming from one side and vortons with Vortyer are coming from the other side in slow-motion. Then X-PO flies in the middle of stadium with a ball when vocalist ends first chorus]

Tyr’ahnee: Are you ready to get a revenge on you?

Vortonon: More like “Are you ready to win?”

Player: We should be serious now. Entire serververse is in danger.

Corrupted P.E.T.E. Corrupted P.E.T.E.: [Gibberish] [Evil voice] Stop talking. We had enough fun. Lets finish this. {Stop talking. We had enough fun. Let’s finish this.}

[X-PO whistles and throws a ball in the air. Player pushes into their side. Bands started playing music]

Second commentator: I’m not feeling so worried because Tune Squad has powerful unit as <Player’s name>.

First commentator: I also wish them good luck.

[Vortyer steps on jump pad and flies in the sky grabbing a ball and throwing on Doom Squad’s side]

Second commentator: Alright. I’m feeling worried now.

Rosie: They have done an excellent move. Oh wait, what I’m saying.

[Vortozon runs on the Tune Squad’s side and catches a ball then throws it. Next, Squeaks tries to chase him but he hasn’t enough energy. Vortozon throws a ball to Vortodon]

[Scene change: Vadim’s residence, cinema, day]

[You can see that Player, Vadim, Son and Rosie were watching this movie here. The end of story on the screen]

Vadim: (behind the scenes) And that’s how we won the game! Our story ends here.

Player: I think this movie about me could be successful for others.

Rosie: You made it together.

Son: I can’t imagine what will happen to us if we win the prize for our movie!

Bugs: (coming in) Hey guys! What are you doing? (Gasps) Why didn’t you say that you’re watching the movie? I want too!

Player: The movie is ended. Next time!

Bugs: But, let me do this!

Vadim: Bugs!

Bugs: Guys, we are going to watch the movie!

Rosie: I just wanted to do homework!

Son: Who did come with you, Bugs?

Bugs: All our team!

Daffy: (coming in with the barrel of popcorn) I have some popcorn for everybody!

Marvin: (in manager’s with microphone) We will watch film together!

[Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner are running from other side and sitting on chairs, next – Tweety and Sylvester, Lola Bunny, Taz, Porky pig, Queen Tyr’ahnee, K-9, Marcia and others]

Lola: Hey! You’re watching the movie? Can I join you? I want too!

Tyr’ahnee: Yes! You can tell a good story twice! [Increases the cinema with blaster]

[Soon the audience of game made of characters and real people are coming in too. Harry Potter and friends are sitting in three chairs]

Vadim: What the…?!

[Dorothy and the team are coming]

Dorothy: Oh, sorry.

Scarecrow: Sorry.

Woodman: Sorry.

Lion: Sorry.

Witch: Get lost!

Player: What is happening?!

[Iron Giant, King Kong, Godzilla, Reptar and other giants are taking a cinema’s roof off and sitting outside]

Vadim: Don’t touch the roof of my cinema! Or don’t break it.

Porky: Sit d-d-down here! Don’t disturb the others!

[Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup are flying near SpongeBob, Finn & Jake, Gumball, Darwin and friends, Loud family, Mordecai, Rigby and friends and other Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network characters]

Bubbles: Where we can sit? Tell us.

Lincoln: You can fly! Don’t sit anywhere!

[Mixels are coming in the line with giants, Flain is taking the cubit]

Flain: We can mix together to the ultra-miximum max to use a less chairs.

Vadim: Do whatever you want, but faster!

[Mixels are mixing in ultra-miximum max and sitting next to Reptar, next the audience of real people are sitting on the chairs on the balcony of cinema]

Kate Gurzhei: Vadim! We are here!

Player’s father: I wish the film about us is successful!

Andrei gurzhei: Thanks to our son!

Player’s mother: And ours!

Player: Hello, family!

Vadim: Hi!

[Rosie is being squeezed by Looney Tunes]

Rosie: Be careful! (Grunts)

[Marvin stops at the beginning of the movie and jumps on the last chair with the team. And Rosie flies up and falls on the chair next to Vadim]

Rosie: OK, Bugs. Let’s do this your way.

Bugs: Thanks Rosie.

Player: Enjoy the movie!

[It’s getting dark]

Marcia: Wait. I still feel uneasy among the crowd of unfamiliar.

{Here are the Bloopers:}

{-1*. Scene, where Tune Squad’s safe capsule falls in martians’ship in the final version:}

{--1*. In the first take, the capsule falls on the ship with martians inside, bounces in the different direction and explodes when it gets to the asteroid}

Granny: WE ARE GOING TO CRUSH IN THAT SHIP!!!

[Capsule bounces in the different direction when it hits the roof]

'''Everyone in the capsule: WE WILL CRUSH IN THE SHIP. BUT NOT ON THE ASTEROID!!!'''

[Capsule explodes]

{--2*. In the second take, the capsule flies over the ship}

Granny: WE ARE GOING TO CRUSH IN THAT SHIP!!!

[Capsule flies over the ship]

Henery: No, no, no! Back to the ship!

{--3*. In the third take, the capsule falls in front of the ship}

Granny: WE ARE GOING TO CRUSH IN THAT SHIP!!!

Bugs: I’m sorry, guys. We have run out of fuel! Get ready to crush!

[Capsule falls in front of the ship while everyone is screaming]

{--4*. In the fourth take, the capsule crashes into the wall of the ship and gets stuck there}

Granny: WE ARE GOING TO CRUSH IN THAT SHIP!

[The capsule gets stuck in the ship wall]

'''Elmer: Why make these walls so hawd? We need to fly thwough them, and not get stuck thewe.'''

{-2*. Scene, where Daffy Duck says that he can defeat every super-villain in DC and in Marvel}

'''{--1*. First take. He says this word but with silly tone}'''

'''Daffy: I’m the strongest superhero in DC and Marvel! No one villain can defeat me!'''

[Someone is laughing in the background]

'''{--2*. Second take. He says it, takes off, but his raincoat is caught on a pipe, which opens and crashes into him and he falls}'''

'''Daffy: I’m the strongest superhero in DC and Marvel! No one villain can defeat me! (Takes off, but his raincoat is caught on the pipe, which opens and crashes into him) Ow! (Falls down) AAAAHHH!'''

[We can hear what something crashed]

Yosemite: (Running from the background) Daffy, are you OK?

'''Daffy: I’m fine. But I broke the music station. We need to buy the new one!'''

{-3*. Scene, where Rosie meets Player’s son}

{--1*. Rosie is talking with Son but soon she calls somebody for her phone}

'''Rosie: We will call our fathers about us. (Searching in pockets for phone) I forgot the phone.'''

Son: I forgot too. Somebody of the crew! Can someone find out where our phones are? We can’t call our fathers without the phone!

{-4*. Scene, where Vortozon (actor of him) messing the people}

{--1*. Vortozon (actor of him) is making a selfie with Spongebob but accidentally drops him (this is actually his cardboard image), and he drops the others on the domino principle}

Vortozon: A great selfie with Spongebob (Drops his cardboard image and it drops the others). Oh sorry! I forgot that is the cardboard Spongebob because it’s too realistic! (takes off his mask)

{-5*. Scene, where the four is facing each other the first time}

{--1*. Son asks Rosie not about their fathers but about a new video game}

Son: Does your father has a <game’s name>

Rosie: Ugh. You should ask me about my father!

Another film director: Get ready next time!

Vadim: You should ask our main question. Come on, let’s go…

{--2*. Son asks Rosie about their fathers and she answers it badly}

Son: Your father is a film director?

Rosie: Yes. Vadim Gurzhey is a successful film director and my father!

Another film director: That is the wrong phrase, Rosie!

Vadim: You will ask about <Player’s name>.

{-6*. Scene where Lord Vortech shows his plans to others}

{--1*. Lord Vortech (actor of him) says to vortons (actors of them) that he wants to capture Vadim and <Player’s name> but Vortonon says the wrong phrase}

Lord Vortech: My dedication to their work has taken its toll. Not for much longer can I freely pass between dimensions with them.

Vortonon: Where you get them, dummy?

Lord Vortech: [takes his mask of] If I’m playing your boss you will respect me! [throws the mask to Vortonon’s actor]

[Ending with animation “That’s all, folks”. Porky arrives]

Porky: Th-Th-Th-That’s…

Daffy: [Arrives and interrupts him] That’s…

Lola: [Arrives and interrupts them both] That’s all…

Bugs: [Arrives and interrupts them all] That’s all…

Marvin: [Arrives and interrupts them all] That’s all fo…

[Someone raises the curtain with Bugs, Daffy, Porky, Lola and Marvin. These were Player and Vadim]

Player and Vadim: That’s all folks!

THE END.

[Scene in the credits. Marvin shows some lessons how to play basketball]

Marvin: Chiao! This is Marvin the Martian. As you know I have played basketball with Tune Squad against vortons. Now I want to show some lessons how to play this game. First, you need to wear right suit.

[1*. Marvin comes in hockey suit and beats the ball with bat. Red “NO” sign arrives on the screen with an alarm]

[2*. Marvin comes in karate suit and breaks the ladder. Red “NO” sign with an alarm]

[3*. Marvin comes in dance suit and dances. Red “NO” sign arrives on the screen with an alarm]

[4*. Marvin comes in knight suit and raises a sword. Red “NO” sign arrives on the screen with an alarm]

[5*. Marvin comes in robot costume and grabs a ball like a robot. Red “NO” sign arrives on the screen]

[6*. Marvin comes in basketball suit. He makes a “dign” sign with eye and white “YES” arrives on the screen with “dign” noise]

Marvin: If you’re moving the ball you should bounce it in hands.

[1*. Marvin throws a ball on the ground and kicks it. Red “NO” sigh arrives on the screen with alarm]

[2*. Marvin grabs a ball and runs with it to the other side. Red “NO” sigh arrives on the screen with alarm]

[3*. Marvin throws a ball to the ground and bounces it avoiding enemies. When he makes a “dign” sign with eye and white “YES” sigh arrives on the screen with “dign” noise]

[3_*. Marvin knocks enemies down. Red “NO” sign arrives on the screen with alarm]

Marvin: When you need to throw a ball, you should run to the basket and throw in it.

[1*. Marvin runs to the basket and throws a ball in it. He makes a “dign” sign with eye and white “YES” sign arrives on the screen with “dign” noise]

[1_*. Marvin lands on the ground]

''Marvin in the video: Hey you losers! I threw a ball in your weak basket!''

[Red “NO” sign arrives with alarm]

[2*. Marvin throws a ball to wall and it bounces to the basket. Red “NO” sign arrives on the screen with alarm]

[3*. Marvin catches an enemy and throws him in the basket]

Marvin in the video: You’re going in the basket [throws him in the basket]

[Multiple red “NO” signs arrive on the screen with multiple alarms]

[4*. Marvin kicks a ball in the air to the basket. Red “NO” sign arrives on the screen with alarm]

[5*. Marvin jumps over a basket throwing a ball in it. When he lands, white “YES”]

Marvin: If something went wrong, you will try to throw a ball from a long distance.

[Marvin stands on the right place and throws the ball. After that he makes a “dign” noise with his teeth and white “YES” sign arrives on the screen]

Marvin: Unfortunately many sportsmen are doing many generic mistakes.

[1*. Marvin jumps on enemy’s head and throws a ball from it. Red “NO” sign arrives on the screen with alarm]

[2*. Marvin catches an enemy and throws to the basket. Red “NO” sign arrives on the screen]

[2_*. Marvin catches another enemy and throws to first. Multiple red “NO” signs arrive on the screen with multiple alarms]

[3*. Marvin covers the ball in glue and throws in the basket. Ball glues in it. Red “PROBABLY NO” sign arrives on the screen with an alarm]

[4*. Marvin throws a ball so strong so he breaks the basket]

''Marvin in the video: Oh! I’m so sorry in breaking your basket!''

[Red “NO” sign arrives on the screen with an alarm]