Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat (season 2)/Episode 14a: Dancing Dilemma

Transcript
(Title and episode production credits appears. We zoom into the window of the Magistrate's study, where Tai-Tai is looking out through a telescope)

Tai-Tai: And to think I was the only girl in my old school in Ürümqi that wasn't born in China. I was born in Bát Tràng, in my parents' home country of Vietnam. Let's see what the other cats are up to.

(Zoom over to the alleyway, where Nai-Nai is watching Sagwa, Dongwa, Sheegwa, Siao-Po, Hun-Hun, and Jet-Jet play. We cut to Nai-Nai standing.)

Nai-Nai: I wonder what the Magistrate is up to today?

(Cut to Jet-Jet stopping in front of Nai-Nai)

Jet-Jet: He's probably being his usual moronic self again.

(Zoom over to the village square, where the Magistrate is delivering a speech)

The Foolish Magistrate: My three daughters Ba-Do, Luk-Do, and Huang-Do will be participating in a big dance competition in Basel, Switzerland, at the St. Jakob Park stadium! This competition will be held to promote world peace and love to everyone on earth!

(Cut to Tai-Tai looking through the telescope)

Tai-Tai: Aaaaauugh! My husband is sending our lotus flower daughters to the land of peace! And hippies! And people China won't allow! And peaceful hippies that China won't allow!

(Cut to Tai-Tai walking away from the telescope)

Tai-Tai: They're gonna turn everywhere from here to New York City into a disco!

(Tai-Tai strikes a disco pose while corny disco music plays in the background)

Tai-Tai: (gets out of pose) Oh no!

(Tai-Tai runs over to the telescope. Cut to view from telescope of the village)

Tai-Tai: Where is my wind-up Tai-Tai clone?