Thread:Coolot1/@comment-43758863-20200405153955/@comment-43758863-20200405185650

You're almost right (you catch on fast!)

The last the most important clue of all!

The Mary Sue Slasher is...someone you love more than anything in the entire world

Someone you used to be best friends with until he annoyed you and you locked him in the broom closet!

(drumroll)

pulls down hood

Surprise! It actually is me!

You win a lifetime supply of homemade Scooby Snacks ™

I want to be part of the fun too

I mean you replaced me with Noah, but he gone.

Who are you gonna get to play all the black people on your show? Seeing as the Bloomer Crew has only two black boys in it, this troupe needs some cocoa in it's milk.

White Samuel L. Jackson? You'd literally do whitewashing? Shame DR for shame

Unless this is a Tropic Thunder situation (you a dude playing a dude disgused as another dude)