SpongeBob's Crossover Misadventure/Transcript

Trailer

 * [The SpongeBob theme song intro plays. Once the scene changes to the title logo of the series, it bubble-transitions to SpongeBob & Patrick in the Surface Land tour bus, looking at JimBob cooking Slabby Patties. Patrick is drooling, SpongeBob is concerned.]
 * SpongeBob: Patrick? Patrick? Listen to me! Don't you dare steal a Slabby Patty! You might get-
 * [Patrick leaps out of the bus.]
 * SpongeBob: -caught.
 * [E.T. by Katy Perry starts playing.]
 * 🎵It's extra-terrestrial🎵
 * [Transition to Industry Baby by Lil Nas X & Jack Harlow.]
 * 🎵I told you🎵
 * THIS MAY 1
 * 🎵long ago🎵
 * [Cut to the Surface Land bus driving.]
 * 🎵On the road🎵
 * SpongeBob: This is so exciting!
 * GET READY
 * Patrick: Things are gonna get crazy!
 * 🎵I got what they waiting for🎵
 * Charlie: LOOK OUT!
 * FOR A 25TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL
 * 🎵I don't run from nothin, dog🎵
 * [Uzi & N doing the Knife Dance.]
 * 🎵Get yo soldiers🎵
 * [Soldier & Spy dancing.]
 * 🎵Tell 'em I ain't layin low🎵
 * [Bliss does a shockblast.]
 * 🎵You was never really rooting for me, anyway🎵
 * Optimus: Then we bring the fight to him!
 * [SpongeBob & Patrick shooting the potatoes.]
 * 🎵When I'm back up at the top I wanna hear you say🎵
 * Bliss: It's over.
 * LIKE NEVER BEFORE
 * 🎵He don't run from nothing, dog🎵
 * [Rube swerving the bus, as he & the tourists scream.]
 * 🎵Get yo soldiers🎵
 * SpongeBob: Extra ketchup, extra mustard!
 * Patrick: Hold the mayo!
 * [Optimus spinning around Sporde's goons]
 * 🎵Tell' em that the break is over🎵
 * [Uzi is startled by a drop of water from the sink for some reason.]
 * [Cut to SpongeBob on Rube's head.]
 * SpongeBob: Rube! What, is, THAT?!
 * [The SpongeBob's Crossover Misadventure logo appears.]
 * 🎵Tell 'em I ain't laying low🎵
 * [The 2023 Nickelodeon logo appears. After that, transition to the Surface Land bus driving at a sidewalk.]
 * Rube: This is the most amazing thing I've ever done!
 * TOM KENNYBILL FAGERBAKKEMR. LAWRENCEOLIVIA OLSONBEN DISKIN
 * MAY 19:30pON CARTOON CHANNELS EVERYWHERE

TV special

 * [Bubble transition to SpongeBob's house. Inside, his alarm clock goes off & honks. SpongeBob wakes up.]
 * SpongeBob: Good morning, Gary!
 * [SpongeBob pats Gary on the head. He then hears a knock on the door.]
 * SpongeBob: On it!
 * [SpongeBob jumps out of his pajamas & into his regular clothes. He goes to the door, revealing the knocker to be Patrick.]
 * SpongeBob: Hi, buddy! What brings you here!
 * Patrick: Oh, I was just wondering what plans do you have for the day.
 * SpongeBob: Plans? Um... I don't have any plans for today.
 * Patrick: Me neither. My brain is fried.
 * [A Surface Land tour bus appears. SpongeBob sees it, & flashbacks to the time he went to the surface for his 33rd birthday.]
 * SpongeBob: Scratch what I said earlier, I have an idea, pal! How would you like to take a little sightseeing tour with me?
 * Patrick: Oooooohhhh, I remember! Come on buddy! Let's go!
 * [SpongeBob locks his front door & puts the keys in his pocket once done. He & Patrick then walk to the bus & get in as it drives off.]
 * Rube: Hey, SpongeBob! Hey, Patrick! I see you've decided to join us on another amazing trip to the surface!
 * SpongeBob & Patrick: Rube!
 * Rube: Alright, passengers, y'all know the rules: Sit in an upright position, don't say any inappropriate language, no horseplay, no diggin', no dancin', no tannin', no cookin', no fencin', no drownin', no moltin', no runnin', no trespassin', no peekin', & no balloons!
 * [The tour bus drives for miles & miles & miles until they approach Upsy-Daisy Street.]
 * Rube: Now, we are on our way to Upsy-Daisy Street, so make sure to buckle up your seatbelts before we get there!
 * [All the tourists, buckle their seatbelts.]
 * Tourists: Seatbelts, check!
 * [After time, they finally reach Upsy-Daisy Street.]
 * Rube: Okay, everybody! We're now on Upsy-Daisy Street, & ready for liftoff!
 * [Everyone pulls out their panic bags as they get off the street. Rube honks the bus horn, & when the bus falls down, Frenchy's submarine catches it. SpongeBob looks out of the window to greet him.]
 * SpongeBob: Oui, oui, Frenchy!
 * [David Hasselhoff is seen kayaking when Human Rainbow Dash & Applejack topple him while surfing, as the submarine emerges. The tourists run to the back of the bus to wave Frenchy goodbye.]
 * Tourists: Goodbye, Frenchy!
 * Frenchy: Au revoir, my friends!
 * [The bus drives off the surface of the submarine as it goes back into the ocean. The bus makes it way through the beach.]
 * Rube: Now remember, everyone, keep your arms & legs inside the bus at all times as always so that no one gets harmed by the beach giraffes!
 * [As they drive, they see Star making Marco into a sand mermaid, which they take pictures of. The bus drives off before the 2 could notice.]
 * Marco: What was that?
 * Star: I don't know, Marco. I honestly don't know.
 * [The tourists see before them some people dancing in their way.]
 * Rube: Brace yourselves, everyone! We are going to be going in a crazy zone!
 * [As the bus drives through the party, Patrick notices a familiar sight...]
 * Patrick: IS THAT BEACH BLANKET BEAN-GO!?
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, no! We can't risk wasting our time refilling this bus with water!
 * [Patrick tries containing himself, but cannot hold back any longer. He had to do it. He pushes Rube off his seat & drives.]
 * Patrick: MUST... HAVE... BEANS!!! 
 * SpongeBob: Rube, get up! We gotta stop him!
 * [As Patrick drives, the people partying avoid the crazy driving starfish. Once Patrick leapt to the mic, Rube got back on the driver's seat.]
 * Patrick: Wrong answer!
 * [Beanie McBeans fires the bean cannon, & Patrick makes his mouth big so all of the beans catch his mouth only. Once he ate them all, he got back on his seat as the bus got off the podium.]
 * Rube: Alright, passengers, we'll be driving at a slower speed than our usual to ensure Patrick doesn't get a tummy-ache.
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, don't let your gluttony take over you next time. Maybe we should stay away from Beach Blanket Bean-Go from here on out.
 * [As the bus reaches a park, they hear a loud voice singing far off on the towers.]
 * Suction Cup Man: 🎵Oh, I've been climbin' up your tower, you can kiss my (dolphin chirp).🎵
 * [A man in a suit appears in the window next to him spray him off the building.]
 * Suction Cup Man: Whoa, (dolphin chirp)!
 * Guy Business: Haha, (dolphin chirp) you!
 * Suction Cup Man: (dolphin chirp) you, I'll be back!
 * SpongeBob: Are they using... "sentence enhancers"?
 * Rube: Okay, everybody, we are heading next to somewhere beach giraffes go to like most kids in Bikini Bottom: school!
 * [A red card is seen coming their way, with an old man & his robot butler in it.]
 * Sir Edmund Burton: Get out of the way!
 * SpongeBob: Rube! Back up the bus!
 * [Rube steers the bus in reverse, as they drive away to a much safer area.]
 * Rube: Okay, we'll stay on the path where it's not so dangerous.
 * [As they driver farther, they drive onto some electric wires whilst bypassing a convention.]
 * SpongeBob: Ooh, what's this place, Rube?
 * Rube: This is a beach giraffe gathering expo & market! The beach giraffes get to see so many amazing things & wonders that only Surface Land can offer!
 * Tourists: Whoa!
 * [The tourists start taking pictures of the sights. Not long after, they finally reach Midway Elementary.]
 * Rube: Alright, folks! Here we are at our next stop: beach giraffe school!
 * [The tourists take pictures as they venture. They ultimately stop at a bathroom.]