Journey Into Space: A My Little Pony Movie/Transcript





Lionsgate Presents

An Allspark Pictures Production

Journey Into Space: A My Little Pony Movie


 * [PAST]
 * Onyx Star: [narrating] Ah, Equestria, the place where the ponies have music, magic and friendship. And the queens, Celestia and Luna's mothers, rule Equestria for a long time until that day.
 * [spaceship landing]
 * Groff: [laughing maniacally]
 * [ponies screaming]
 * Celestia's Mother: [gasps] Alien Ponies! Guards, attack!
 * Guards: Yes, your majesty! [yells]
 * Young Celestia: Mommy, what's going on?
 * Celestia's Mother: Groff and his army of alien ponies are attacking Equestria.
 * Luna's Mother: They have large mammoth tusks, crocodile snouts, antennas that can attract anypony, and they're unstoppable.
 * Guard: Your Majesty, the guards have been disintergrated by Groff [sighs]
 * Celestia's Mother: Okay, you and Luna stay here. we'll be back.
 * Onyx Star: [narrating] These alien ponies wanted to destroy Equestria for they hated Earth-related things, and their leader, Groff his assistants, Maxil and Zio, and their minions, have a magical reliquary-cannon since they sold all of their souls for the power to destroy our world.
 * Groff: [laughing maniacally] Soon, all of Equestria will be mine!
 * Celestia's Mother: Not for long!
 * Groff: Well, well, well, if it isn't the Queens themselves.
 * Luna's Mother: The Alicorns banished you eight years ago.
 * Maxil: And guess what, we've returned!
 * Zio: And we're gonna rule Equestria!
 * Celestia's Mother: You will not!
 * Groff: We will too! Now step aside!
 * Luna's Mother: No!
 * Celestia and Luna's Mothers: [yell]
 * Groff: Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Your powers are all worn out!
 * Celestia and Luna's Mothers: NO!
 * [explosion off-screen]
 * Young Celestia and Young Luna: [gasp] Mommy!
 * Groff: [laughing maniacally] Who's going to stop us now?!
 * Young Celestia: We will!
 * Ponies: Princess Celestia and Princess Luna!
 * Groff, Maxil and Zio: [laughing]
 * Groff: Two young fillies? Really? What are you going to do about it?
 * Young Celestia: Now!
 * [crowns powering up]
 * Groff: Woah!
 * Young Luna: This is for our mothers!
 * Groff: Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Alien Ponies: Woah! What's happening?!
 * [spaceship activating]
 * Groff and Alien Ponies: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 * Groff: I will have my revenge!
 * [ponies cheering]
 * Young Celestia: We did it!
 * Ponies: [bowing down to them]
 * Young Luna: And we're in charge now. I wonder what will happen next in 22 years.
 * Young Celestia: We'll find out, Luna. We'll find out.
 * Onyx Star: [narrating] And now Princesses Celestia and Luna rule this land in order to protect this kingdom from any harm or danger that may lurk in our way. That is where my adventure will begin.


 * [PRESENT]
 * Princess Celestia: I'm so glad you and your friends came because we wanted to talk about Onyx's special day.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Okay. What do you know about it?
 * Princess Luna: Well, Onyx Star and his friends have been in Equestria for 10 years and all the ponies wanted to make it special for them.
 * Princess Cadance: And that's why Songbird Serenade is setting up a stage party for them while Skystar, Starlight, Trixie, Celaeno, Thorax and Capper are setting up the props for the stage party, and Fizzlepop, Grubber, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo are setting up the balloons.
 * Pinkie Pie: Ooh, I love parties!
 * Rainbow Dash: So, what's in it for us?
 * Princess Celestia: You are gonna tell Gerald and his friends that their 10th Anniversary stage party will be at sunset, and tell them to find a band to help DJ Pon-3 since she needs assistance.
 * Rarity: We can do that.
 * Fluttershy: You got it. Speaking of which, where are they, anyway?
 * Spike: Oh, they're at work at the stadium with Discord.
 * Applejack: Awesome! Let's go.

And there is no danger heard from our ears. And no evil here to haunt. But not so stick radium. Not by one and a half. Not with our rife. We got magic, music and friends! Friendship that won't end. We all can live in peace and harmony. And pay with our money. Our rad skills. But not in a duck's bill. Not with the wildlife. We got magic, music and friends! Friendship that won't end. We got magic, music and friends! Friendship that won't end.
 * [microphone dropping]
 * [Adonis sighs]
 * Onyx Star: Oh, man, I'm excited because it's our 10th Anniversary of our time in Equestria.
 * Adonis: Yeah, I know. It's times like this we've been living here for 10 years.
 * Nike: And Songbird Serenade announced that our 10th Anniversary stage party will now feature Discord!
 * Discord: Really? Is that true?
 * Azar: Yeah, man.
 * Ivo: You get to join us for the first time!
 * [weasels chatter]
 * Discord: Yay! I'm so excited!
 * Onyx Star: See? This is our life here in Equestria.
 * Adonis: Yeah. I wonder what will be like outside of Equestria.
 * Onyx Star: Let's not worry about that right now, buddy. Right now we're focusing on the wonderful place where we live.
 * Discord: Right here.
 * [Onyx Star]
 * This is our life here
 * [Adonis]
 * Yeah, we all can do what we want
 * [Nike]
 * We all work at the stadium
 * [Azar]
 * What we got what we have
 * [Ivo]
 * And all of the ponies together
 * [Discord]
 * It's the Life!
 * [Onyx Star]
 * It's the Life!
 * [Adonis]
 * But if we leave, it won't be the same.
 * [Nike]
 * And the homes we can't reclaim.
 * [Azar and Ivo]
 * But without our strife!
 * [OnyxStar]
 * It's the life!
 * [Discord]
 * This is our life here
 * [Ivo]
 * And get our own hoops
 * [Azar]
 * We got the looks, the power
 * [Nike]
 * Really earned our deeds
 * [Adonis]
 * And with us and Twilight together
 * [Onyx Star]
 * It's the Life!
 * [Adonis]
 * It's the Life!
 * [Nike]
 * But if we leave, it won't be the same.
 * [Azar]
 * And the homes we can't reclaim.
 * [Ivo and Discord]
 * But without our strife!
 * [Onyx Star]
 * It's the life!
 * [Discord]
 * The life here is better than evil.
 * [Adonis]
 * Never gonna eat weevils.
 * [Nike]
 * We're the best at the life.
 * [Azar]
 * The birds in the sky.
 * [Ivo]
 * They come to say hi.
 * [Onyx Star]
 * Oh, it's the Life!
 * [Adonis]
 * It's the Life!
 * [Nike]
 * But if we leave, it won't be the same.
 * [Azar]
 * And the homes we can't reclaim.
 * [Ivo and Discord]
 * But without our strife!
 * [All]
 * It's the Life!
 * [laughing, sighs]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Onyx.
 * Onyx Star: Oh, hi, Twilight.
 * Adonis: What up, guys?
 * Rainbow Dash: We all need to talk. It's very important.
 * Onyx Star: Alright.