Thanos' Home/Moving In

This is Issue One of Thanos' Home.

Transcript
The issue begins with Thanos, Nebula and Gamora in a car. A little while later. Even more later. He stops the car. He leaves the car and pees. It then cuts to way later. They do. It then cuts to a bit later. Thanos is watching a horror movie. The woman on the movie screams as Thanos laughs. He sighs as he continues watching the film. Suddenly, Nebula walks in. She sits as they watch. Gamora then comes texting to Peter.
 * Nebula: Are we there yet?
 * Thanos: Not yet.
 * Nebula: Are we there yet?
 * Thanos: Not yet.
 * Nebula: Are we there yet?
 * Thanos: (getting angry) No!
 * Nebula: Why is the car stopped?
 * Thanos: I have to pee...
 * Nebula: Are we there yet?
 * Thanos: (sighs) Yes.
 * Nebula: Finally! New friends!
 * Gamora: (sighs) Well, we're going to be outcasts.
 * Thanos: It could be worse. Let's just pack our stuff.
 * Thanos: Behind you!
 * Thanos: Stupid... Carnage 4: Maximum Carnage follows all of the clichés! Screaming stupid woman clichés, check.
 * Nebula: What are you watching?
 * Thanos: Carnage 4: Maximum Carnage.
 * Nebula: it looks terrible.
 * Thanos: I know, at least, it won’t be as terrible as Frog Man Saves the Kids.
 * Nebula: You sure?
 * Thanos: Yep.
 * Thanos: What'cha doin'?
 * Gamora: None of your business.
 * Thanos: C'mon... tell me.
 * Gamora: I said no.
 * Thanos: And I said tell me or you are grounded.
 * Gamora: It's a boy I met a few hours ago... He's so dreamy...
 * Thanos: Just tell how you guys met. I want every juicy detail.
 * Gamora: Dad!