Annoying Orange - Storytime: Undertale!

Pear: Hey, everybody! Welcome to Storytime. I'm Pear-

Orange: And I'm Orange!

Pear: Today, we're going to be telling a different type of story than we usually do. Undertale. Orange, I assume you're familiar with the story?

Orange: Of course, Pear! I love the story of PUNdertale! HAHAHAHAHA!

Pear: Ugh! It's UNDERtale, dude.

Orange: Yeah, that's what I said!

Pear: No it isn't!

Orange: Pear, you worry too much. Just calm down, then maybe we can Under-SANS each other! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pear: (Groan). I take it from your puns that you know the story pretty well, then. So hopefully we won't have you ruining anything today.

Orange: Right, Pear! Now hurry up and get on with the S-TORIEL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pear: Agh! Alright, fine.

(Story Begins)

Pear: Once upon a time, there was a child who fell down a big hole in a mountain, and-

Orange: And they died!

Pear: Come again?

Orange: They died, Pear! I mean, come on. That's like 100 feet, right? No way anybody's surviving that, ESPECIALLY a child!

Pear: Orange, the child did NOT die. They landed on a bed of magic flowers that saved them.

Orange: Pear, now you're just being silly! A flower bed saved a child's life? Come on, that is just RANUNCULUS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pear: Oh! Dude, that's just how the story goes. Now can I please continue?

Orange: Ok, ok. Just Get CLOVER it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pear: Argh! Ok, SPEAKING of flowers...

(Open for those who read to finish)