Kids In Florida/Season 1 Script

Welcome To Florida

 * Mr. ?????: Okay, welcome 7th graders to your new school year, my name is Mr. Night, and we have a new student from Texas
 * ????: Hi, i'm Trey Martin and would you like to give me a warm welcome in Florida, i recently move here and i expect Florida to be less stressing than Texas
 * Mr.Night: Okay Mr. Martin, you can sit beside Ryan
 * (Trey proceeds to go to his seat)
 * Ryan: Oh Hey New Kid
 * Trey: Yeah, i'm new in florida after my whole life in Texas, whatever
 * ?????: hehe, a new kid to crap on
 * Ryan: Sally, don't be a jackass to Trey, he's new!
 * Sally:.............
 * Trey: Hey, i remembered Roddy somethere, he went to Texas and we were playing some arcades back when we were kids
 * Roddy: Ay Trey!
 * Trey: There he is!
 * Roddy: I hear you there, did you move to Florida!
 * Trey: Yes i did
 * Mr. Night: Hey there, quiet you two
 * (Trey and Roddy go silent)
 * TBA

The Mutant Cat

 * TBA
 * Mutant Cat: (Impales Roddy)
 * Trey: Oh My God!, That Killed Roddy!
 * Ryan: You Bastard!
 * Sally: There's no time to yell those, let's fucking run!
 * TBA

Stereotypes

 * Ryan: (Sees Tentacles), Uh, why the fuck are some tentacles here?
 * (Tentacles moves)
 * Ryan: NO MORE TENTACLES!, I HAD ENOUGH OF THAT STEREOTYPE!!!!! (Grabs gun and shoots the tentacles to death)
 * Ryan: Fuck tentacles. why did my kind have thought of this crap in the first place?
 * (Ryan proceeds to get a trash bag, puts the tentacles in, and throws the bag in a trash)
 * Ryan: Fucking trash
 * (Later, at Jia's house)
 * Jia: (Watching tv while grabbing a sip of coffee)
 * TV: (Showing dogs)
 * (Jia gasps as the TV slowly turns the dog into meat wrapped in a bone)
 * Sally: Hey Aunt Jia, what's going on with you?

Sally Crashes Into A Chicken

 * Sally: Alright, Alright, Let's all get this over with
 * Roddy: Go Sally Go!
 * (Sally goes performs tricks at the skate park on a bike)
 * Trey: Not Bad Sally!
 * (Sally continues posing tricks on the skate park)
 * Sally: Okay, make things harder! (Speeds Up)
 * Ryan: (whispers to Trey) that's not a good idea
 * Trey: We'll see
 * Sally: (Sees chicken) OH SHIT!
 * (Sally tries to hit the breaks, but ends up swerving and crashing into the chicken anyway)
 * Chicken: (Clucks)
 * Sally: MOTHERFU- (crashes into the chicken)
 * (The crash portrays Sally being thrown off her bike, then she bounces a few times on the ground before finally landing very near to her friends with the Family Guy Death Pose)
 * Ryan: Get up Sally!
 * (Silence for a few seconds)
 * Roddy: Oh My God!, Sally Died From The Impact!
 * Ryan: No she didn't, she's still breathing!. (to Sally) Get up!
 * (Sally Struggling)
 * Ryan: GET UP!
 * (Sally has trouble getting up, but the did end up getting up completely anyways)
 * Trey: Sally?, Hello?
 * Sally: What Happened?
 * Roddy: You just crashed into a chicken.
 * Sally: Why the hell would be a chicken in the middle of a skatepark
 * Roddy: I have no clue
 * Ryan: Yeah, it really just appeared out of nowhere, but besides Roddy, you have dinner!
 * Roddy: Bruh, don't treat me like i'm poor dumbass
 * (Sally falls unconscious and collapses to the ground)
 * Ryan: Godammit she fainted again
 * Roddy: I think we should send her home to rest
 * Ryan: (Sees Lisa) Hey Lisa!
 * Lisa (Hooded/Muffled): Hi Ryan!, What's going on?
 * Ryan: Nothing out of the ordinary, yeah, see you later
 * Lisa (Hooded/Muffled): Okay!, Bye Ryan!
 * (The Next Day)
 * Ryan: Man, i wonder how Sally suffers into?
 * Roddy: I simply don't care...., hehe
 * Ryan: But Roddy, i'm being serious
 * (Flashback)
 * Sally: Oh My God!, My Legs!, I can't feel my legs!
 * (Back to present)
 * Roddy: oh yeah, i actually care for her, let's go
 * (When they Arrived at Aunt Jia's)
 * Trey: (Knocks Door)
 * Jia: (Opens) Hi, what can i help you?
 * Ryan: Uh, yeah, we like to see Sally please
 * Jia: Oh you mean Sora?, She's on her bed
 * (The boys go to the door of Sally's room)
 * Ryan: I think she's still sleeping, let's not wake her up
 * Trey: Uuuuhhhhh.... Okay?
 * Sally: (Opens door), Ohm hi you guys!
 * Ryan:.................
 * Trey: Good Morning Sally.
 * Roddy: You seemed different today
 * Sally: Really?
 * Ryan: Yeah, you really seem very different today
 * Sally:????????????

Ohio Dream

 * TBA
 * TBA
 * Lima: (Uppercuts Roddy So Hard, he flew to space)
 * (Ryan, Sally and Trey Shocked)
 * Lima: See ya! (Scooby Doo Laughs then runs away)
 * (6 seconds worth of pure silence)
 * Trey: Man!
 * Ryan: Well i'm glad that's over!
 * (3 Seconds Later, Roddy lands on a basketball board, slicing him in half)
 * Sally: Oh My God!, Lima really killed Roddy!
 * (another 2 seconds of silence, then the remaining three kids laughs it off)

Genderbend Episode 1

 * Ruby: Don't you oppress me Jerkboy!
 * Sean: Don't call me a jerk mouthfucker!
 * Ruby: Then don't belittle my people you fucking jackass!
 * Sean: GODAMMIT DON'T CALL ME A JERK YOU MOUTHFUCKING DAUGHTER OF A BASTARD!
 * Tasha: Guys, stop arguing
 * TBA

Mousekid

 * ????: Hey Sally, how are you?
 * Sally: Hey Zoey, just sitting here, is it obvious?
 * Zoey: Oh, ok, doing nothing?
 * TBA
 * Sally: Shut Up You Stupid Shinto- (Bomb explodes, blowing off her head and decapitating one of her arms)
 * Trey: Oh My God!, Sally Got Blown Up!
 * Roddy and Ryan: ......................
 * Trey: I said, Oh My God!, Sally Got Blown Up!
 * Ryan: What?, I don't care, do you?
 * Trey: Oh Yeah, Not Really.
 * (The Three Boys Walk Home)

Speedrun

 * TBA
 * Juanito: GO PEPPITO GO!
 * Carl: Jesus Juanito, you don't have to yell like that!
 * TBA
 * Peppito: (Kills Roddy because he thought he was an eagle, Peppito's combo meter resets)
 * Trey: Oh My God!, Peppito Killed Roddy!
 * Ryan: You Bastard!

Grandpa Atrocities

 * Ryan: (Picks up a note)
 * Note: Meet me by lunch, or else i will beat the shit out of your cousin -Grey
 * Ryan: Oh no, Lisa is in danger!
 * TBA
 * (The Fighting Grandpas accidentally knocks Roddy into a woodchipper)
 * Trey: Oh My God!, They Killed Roddy!
 * Ryan: Godammit Grandpa!
 * Sally: Oooh!, Roddy getting pwned by the gran-
 * Ryan: Shut Up Jackass!
 * Sally: Don't shush me you fucking shinto!

Webitched

 * TBA
 * Rosie: (Zaps Roddy very harshly)
 * (Roddy explodes a la Mortal Kombat)
 * Trey: Oh My God!, She Killed Roddy!
 * Ryan: You Bitch!
 * Rosie: And you three!, i will smite you for calling me a bitch!
 * Sally: WHY ME?

Cast

 * Trey Martin
 * Ryuji Ozu
 * Sora Liu
 * Roddy Rockwell
 * Lisa Ozu (Has a cameo in Welcome to Florida, Appears in Sally Crashes Into A Chicken, Mousekid and Grandpa Atrocities, In all appearances in this season, she's hooded)
 * Miriam Webster (appears in Welcome To Florida, Grandpa Atrocities and Webitched)
 * Arcus Jones (Appears in Sally Crashes Into A Chicken, Welcome to Florida, Mousekid, Grandpa Atrocities and Webitched)
 * Carl Altomen (Appears in Sally Crashes Into a Chicken and Speedrun, has a Cameo in Mousekid)
 * Juanito Salamanca (Appears in Speedrun)
 * Zoey Taylor (Appears in Ohio Dream, Mousekid and Webitched, She's unnamed in the former.)
 * Grey

Deaths

 * Trey and Ryan have no deaths
 * Roddy: 6
 * Sally: 1 (Episode 7/Mousekid, blown after she failed to get the bomb off her arms)

Trivia

 * Roddy saying "Oh My God!, Sally Died From The Impact!" was a reference to Kenny's "Oh My God!, They Killed Cartman!"