Little Audrey (1956, Pre-Origin Story) (Nostalgia Chick)



(The Channel Awesome logo and NC title sequence are shown)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it... I fuckin' hate Little Audrey, I fuckin' hate Little Audrey, I fuckin' hate Little Audrey, I fuckin' hate it, I hate it, I HATE IT, I HATE IT, I HATE IT, LALALALALALALALALALALA-- (water is thrown on him and he calms down) ...Thank you. Anyway, I fucking hate Little Audrey.

NC (vo): I mean, okay, I sort of respect it for being Paramount's weekly animated cartoon classics, that’s pretty impressive. But the animation is great, the stories are forgettable, and the characters just aren’t that interesting. They’re boring as hell! Disgustingly cute and disgustingly marketable. How can any child not get wrapped up in their disgustingness? That was it.

NC: Instead, we got the pre-origin story, a 1967 film about Little Audrey... (dramatically) in the nightmarish land!

(The title and the footage is shown as the swing music plays)

NC (vo): ????? This movie's HORRENDOUS! It's horrendous! It's just ungodly! Unnatural! If a piece of fucking shit took a piece of fuck shit you could see! I mean, these are the guys that reviewing that very GOD-awful terrible movies based on cartoons such as Felix the Cat Movie, Tom and Jerry Movie, The Flintstones, A Goofy Movie and, of course, Casper. Oh, wait a minute.

NC: What does that piece of dipshit ghost calling her name before?

NC's Casper: Timing!

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Little Lotta: Make a jackass outta yourself!

NC: You know, for kids!

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THE END

Channel Awesome Tagline: Little Lotta: Make a jackass outta yourself!

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