The Simpsons and the Smurfs/Quotes

The Simpsons and the Smurfs is a 2011 American-Belgian full-length crossover special starring characters from The Simpsons and The Smurfs. It aired May 22, 2011 on Fox.

Quotes
(Azrael bathes himself)
 * Gargamel: (playing with puppets) La-la, la-la-la-la, sing a happy song! La-la, la-la-la-la, this is so wrong! "Oh, I'm Papa Smurf. I'm the head of a small group of blue people, and live in the forest with 99 sons and one daughter! Nothing weird about that, no no, totally normal!" "And I'm Smurfette! And I think I'm so pretty! And I betrayed Gargamel, and I don't even care! And everything is just sunshine and rainbows!"... But all of that is about to change!
 * Gargamel: Ahem. I said, "But all of that is about to change!" Azrael, that's your cue!

(Azrael begins laughing at Gargamel's idea)
 * Gargamel: I am not obsessed with Smurfs, thank you. I simply can't stop thinking about the miserable beasts every single minute of every single day!...
 * Azrael: Meow!
 * Gargamel: But I need them! It's only by capturing the little wretches and extracting their happy blue essence that my magic will finally become... not infallible...
 * Azrael: Meow!
 * Gargamel: INVINCIBLE, yes, thank you! I shall become the most powerful wizard in all of the world!
 * Gargamel: I know you're making fun of me, don't milk it!

(Kang and Kodos see the events of the Mall through their spaceship)
 * Lisa Simpson: And you're all named after your personalities? Do you get your names when you're born or after you've exhibited certain traits?
 * Smurfs: Yes!
 * Kang: Stupid earthlings.
 * Kodos: Yes. They're going to keep doing all this craziness with these blue dwarfs and crazy man.


 * Lisa Simpson: So, tell me... that weird guy in the tatty bathrobe, at the Mall?
 * Papa Smurf: Gargamel?
 * Lisa Simpson: He's not really a wizard, is he?
 * Papa Smurf: Not the smartest of sorcerers, but dangerous just the same! Back home, I could hold him at bay with a spell or two. But here, without my books and potions... well, today we got lucky, but next time who knows?
 * Lisa Simpson: What are you going to do?
 * Papa Smurf: I'll do anything and everything I can do to get my Smurfs home! I won't ever give up!