Tom and Jerry Meet Harry Potter: The Order of the Phoenix

Tom and Jerry Meet Harry Potter: The Order of the Phoenix is a the fifth film of the Tom and Jerry Meet Harry Potter film series starring Tom and Jerry and crossover with Harry Potter based on the book series by J. K. Rowling.

Plot
Jerry Mouse is writing letters to his favourite prankster wizard twins, Fred and George Weasley and Tom Cat is taking a nap while their master, Harry Potter, is confronted by his cousin Dudley Dursley and his gang on the playground.

Harry's fifth year begins with him at his Disciplinary Hearing for using underage magic outside of the school to defend himself and his cousin Dudley from the Dementors.

Things go from bad to worse when he discovers that Professor Dolores Jane Umbridge, his new Defense Against the Dark Arts, is nothing more than an iron-fisted megalomaniac.

Red, Screwey Squirrel, Toodles Galore, Cheri Mouse, Tuffy and Jerry are also captured and held hostage by the Industrialization Squad organized by Professor Umbridge.

Umbridge is taken away by the centaurs.

Sirius Black is killed by his own cousin Bellatrix LeStrange.

Harry Potter gets possessed by Lord Voldemort.

Songs

 * Umbridge's Decree ~ Dolores Umbridge
 * Weasley is Our King ~ Slytherins, Butch Dog, McWolf, V. Crabbe, G. Goyle
 * Weasley is Our King (reprise) ~ Gryffindors, Tom Cat, Jerry Mouse, Tuffy, Ginny W., Hermione G.,
 * Dumbledore's Army Fight Song ~ Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Cho Chang, Tom Cat, Jerry Mouse, Tuffy, Mouse, Cheri Mouse, Toodles Galore, Fred and George Weasley, Luna Lovegood

Characters

 * Thomas "Tom" Cat ~ a gruff, short-tempered, thick-skinned, yet well-meaning pussycat. He is Harry Potter's pet cat and member of Dumbledore's Army
 * Jerry Mouse ~ a mischievous brown mouse who loves to annoy and irritate Tom by using magic for playing pranks on the cat. He is Harry Potter's pet mouse and Member of Dumbledore's Army
 * Tuffy Mouse ~ He is a young Wizard mouse-in-training at Hogwarts. Member of Dumbledore's Army
 * Harry Potter ~ This teenage wizard boy founds an organization called Dumbledore's Army
 * Hermione Granger ~ Harry's best friend and a Muggleborn witch.
 * Ron Weasley ~ Harry Potter's best friend. He is the youngest son and second youngest child in the Weasley family.
 * Fred and George Weasley ~ Ron's twin brothers; fourth older. They love to play pranks and practical jokes, much to their mother's disapproval, and to Jerry Mouse's delight. They are also Beaters for the Gryffindor Quidditch team.
 * Ginny Weasley ~ Ron's younger sister who has a huge crush on Harry Potter. She is also a member of Dumbledore's Army.
 * Toodles Galore ~ A beautiful white female cat; Tom Cat's love interest. Her appearance is similar to the original Hanna-Barbera Tom and Jerry Cartoons.
 * Cheri Mouse ~ Jerry Mouse's love interest
 * Hannah Abbot ~ a Hufflepuff student
 * Pansy Parkinson ~ A Slytherin student
 * Luna Lovegood ~ a Ravenclaw student and a member of Dumbledore's Army.
 * McWolf ~ a sly and lecherous Wolf from the original Tex Avery Cartoons. He is Lucius Malfoy's right-hand man
 * Droopy Dog ~ Dumbledore's assistant and member of Order of the Phoenix
 * Dripple Dog ~ Droopy Dog's son
 * Sirius Black ~ Harry Potter's Godfather who is on the run
 * Buckbeak
 * Remus Lupin
 * Professor Severus Snape ~ head of the Slytherin House and Potions teacher.
 * Draco Malfoy ~ Harry Potter's rival and a Slytherin student.
 * Lucius Malfoy ~ Draco Malfoy's father
 * Charlie Adler as Vincent Crabbe
 * A.J. Buckley as Gregory Goyle
 * Professor Albus Dumbledore
 * Professor Minerva McGonagall
 * Corey Burton as Flitwick
 * Mr Argus Filch
 * Nagini ~ Voldemort's female pet snake and loyal servant. In the film series, she speaks in a seductive and hissing tone.
 * Meathead Dog
 * Spike Bulldog ~ Member of the Order of the Phoenix
 * Tyke Bulldog ~ Spike's son
 * Arthur Weasley ~ Ron Weasley's father
 * Oliver Wood
 * Rubeus Hagrid
 * Dolores Jane Umbridge ~ main antagonist of the film.
 * Hedwig the Owl
 * Lord Voldemort ~ formerly known as Tom Marvolo Riddle.
 * Barney Bear ~ member of the Order of the Phoenix
 * Padme and Parvata Patil
 * Cornelius Fudge ~ he is the traitor to the Order of the Phoenix
 * Tin, Pan and Alley ~ Lord Voldemort's three loyal henchcats. They are also the Death Eaters who travel with their master
 * Bellatrix Lestrange ~ Sirius Black's cousin
 * Centaurs
 * Aunt Petunia Dursely ~ Lily potter's sister and Harry's aunt; she is also the wife of Uncle Vernon and mother of Dudley Dursley.
 * Uncle Vernon Dursley
 * Butch Dog
 * Red ~ a beautiful and attractive young woman; a lounge singer who was pursued by McWolf from the original Tex Avery Cartoons.
 * Cho Chang - a Ravenclaw student. She is the girlfriend of late Cedric Diggory and member of Dumbledore's Army
 * Neville Longbottom
 * Rita Skeeter
 * Professor Trelawney
 * Screwball "Screwey" Squirrel ~ a wacky and crazy squirrel who joins Dumbledore's Army
 * Gledstopok- chief to the centaurs.
 * Aop- Gledstopok's second-in-command.

English

 * Billy West as Thomas "Tom" Cat
 * Samuel Vincent as Jerry Mouse
 * Veronica Taylor as Harry Potter
 * Mae Whitman as Hermione Granger
 * Matt Hill as Ron Weasley
 * Peter Sohn as Neville Longbottom
 * Brian Donovan as George Weasley
 * Derek Stephen Prince as Fred Weasley
 * Rachel Lillis as Ginny Weasley
 * Grey Griffin as Toodles Galore
 * Lara Jill Miller as Luna Lovegood
 * Tara Strong as Bellatrix Lestrange
 * Andy Serkis as Buckbeak the Hippogriff
 * Dan Green as Sirius Black
 * Professor Trelawney
 * Scott McNeil as Remus Lupin
 * Brian Bloome as Professor Severus Snape
 * Steve Staley as Draco Malfoy
 * David Warner as Lucius Malfoy
 * Charlie Adler as Vincent Crabbe
 * A.J. Buckley as Gregory Goyle
 * Richard Newman as Professor Albus Dumbledore
 * Tabitha St Germain as Professor Minerva McGonagall
 * Corey Burton as Flitwick
 * Hugo Weaving as Mr Filch
 * Scarlett Johansen as Nagini
 * Lance Hendriksen as Gledstopek
 * John DiMaggio as Meathead Dog, Aop, Grawpy
 * Dee Bradley Baker as Arthur Weasley
 * Michael Reisz as Percy Weasley
 * Joshua Seth as Oliver Wood
 * John Goodman as Reubus Hagrid
 * Kelly Sheridan as Dolores Jane Umbridge, Hannah Abbot
 * Frank Welker as Hedwig the Owl, Lord Voldemort, McWolf
 * Greg Ellis as Tin
 * Jess Harnell as Pan
 * Richard McGonagle as Alley and Barney Bear
 * J.K.Simmons as Cornelius Fudge
 * Dean Thomas
 * Anna Graves as Aunt Petunia Dursley
 * Mike Pollock as Uncle Vernon Dursley
 * Kath Soucie as Tuffy Mouse
 * Clancy Brown as Butch Dog
 * Jeff Bergmen as Droopy Dog
 * Phil LaMarr as Spike Bulldog
 * Grey LeLisle as Red
 * Tara Strong as Cherie Mouse
 * Arabella Fig
 * Gwendoline Cho as Cho Chang
 * Barbara Goodson as Rita Skeeter
 * Paul Reuben as Screwey Squirrel

Quotes
Droopy: This is madness.

(shocked by CF's headlines)

Droopy: Oh, CF. What did you do?

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Tuffy: Jerry, did you hear that Professor Trelawney's been sacked? That's terrible.

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Screwball Squirrel: Lord Voldemort is back?!

Meathead Dog: That is bad news!

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Cherie Mouse: Don't worry Jerry...I believe you and your master.

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Tuffy: Monsieur Jerry, I have bad news. Monsieurs Harry, Fred and George have been kicked off the Quidditch team by Madame Umbridge.

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Dripple: (to Droopy) What are we gonna do now, Papa?

Droopy: If only I knew. Oh, Dumbledore. Where did you go?

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Harry Potter: This connection between me and Voldemort... what if the reason for it is that I am becoming more like him?

Jerry: What do you mean?

Harry: I just feel so angry, all the time. What if after everything that I've been through, something's gone wrong inside me? What if I'm becoming bad?

Tom Cat: Don't you dare say that Harry. You're not becoming bad, and I know it way deep inside.

Sirius Black: I want you to listen to me very carefully, Harry. Thomas is right, you're not a bad person. You're a very good person, who bad things have happened to.

{Tom and Jerry nod their heads in agreement}

Sirius Black: If you were the same as Voldemort, you woulda destroyed Peter Petigrew. but you chose mercy instead of revenge and stopped me from staining my soul with vengeance. Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are. This is which Dumbledore taught me.

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Dudley: (mocking Harry) "Don't kill Cedric, don't kill Cedric!"

{Tom growls at Dudley}

Dudley: (to Harry) Who's Cedric, your boyfriend?

{Tom bares his teeth angrily at that}

Jerry: Hey, leave him alone!

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Luna Lovegood: [about her father] We believe you, by the way. That Voldemort is back, and you fought him, and the Ministry and the Prophet are conspiring against you and Dumbledore.

Harry Potter: Thanks. Seems you're about the only ones that do.

Luna Lovegood: I don't think that's true. But I suppose that's how he wants you to feel.

Harry Potter: What do you mean?

Luna Lovegood: Well if I were Voldemort, I'd want you to feel cut off from everyone else. Because if it's just you alone you're not as much of a threat.

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Harry Potter: [about the Thestrals] So why can't the others see them?

Luna Lovegood: The only people who can see them are those who've seen death.

Harry Potter: So, you've known someone who died?

Luna Lovegood: My mum. She was quite an extraordinary witch, but she did like to experiment, and one day, one of her spells went badly wrong. I was nine.

Harry Potter: I'm sorry.

Tom: Gosh, I am so sorry to hear that too, Luna.

Luna Lovegood: Yes, it was rather horrible. I still feel very sad about it sometimes. But I've still got Dad.

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Draco: I bet there'se a cell on Azkaban with your name on.

{Tom Cat's ears are laid back and eyes are narrowed}

Luna Lovegood: Watch it, you hypocritical monster. The cell might be with your name on instead.

{Tom hisses at Draco angrily}

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{Tom and Jerry notice a scar on Harry's hand, carved with the words, "I must not tell lies"}

Tom Cat: Say, what happened to your hand, Harry?

Jerry Mouse: "I must not tell lies"? Oh, boy.

Harry: Professor Umbridge made me write these lines with her own "special" quill for 'lying'. I even shouted at her and lost control of my own temper.

Tuffy: That monster.

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[Ron and Hermione ask Harry about his first kiss with Cho]

Ron Weasley: Well? How was it?

Harry Potter: Wet. I mean, she was sort of crying.

Ron Weasley: [laughs] That bad at it, are you?

Hermione Granger: I'm sure Harry's kissing was more than satisfactory. Cho spends half her time crying these days.

Tuffy: Why is she still crying? She not still think of Cedric, is she?

Ron Weasley: You'd think a bit of snogging would cheer her up.

Jerry: Snogging? What's that?

Hermione Granger: Don't you understand how she must be feeling? Well, obviously she's feeling sad about Cedric, and therefore confused about liking Harry, guilty about kissing him, conflicted because Umbridge is pressing to sack her mum from the Ministry, and frightened about failing her OWLs because she's so busy worrying about everything else.

Tom: Well, I don't blame her.

Ron Weasley: One person couldn't feel all that. They'd explode!

Hermione Granger: Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon...

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{Tuffy finds Cho Chang, who is crying}

Tuffy: Miss Chang?

Cho: Who are you?

Tuffy: My name is Tuffy. I heard about what happened, and I am very sorry for your loss.

{Tuffy hands her a tissue}

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Bellatrix: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Tuffy: Monsieur Sirius, look out!

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[Hermione screams as Grawp grabs her and lifts her up]

Hagrid: Grawpy, that is not polite!

Tuffy: Oi, you put her down!

Ron: Hagrid, do something!

Hagrid: Grawpy! We talked about this! You do not grab, do you? That is your new friend, Hermione!

[Ron swings a tree branch at Grawp's foot. Grawp looks down, puzzled, and shifts his foot slightly, knocking Ron back]

Hermione Granger: Grawp! Put-me-down!

[Grawp stares blankly]

Hermione Granger: *Now*!

Tuffy: You heard the lady, put her down now!

[Grawp puts Hermione down gently and turns away shamefully]

{Tom, Jerry, Harry and Ron rush over to Hermione}

Ron Weasley: Are you alright?

Hermione Granger: Fine. He just needs a firm hand, that's all.

Harry Potter: I think you've got an admirer.

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Toodles Galore: (to Tom Cat via magic portal) I am being held prisoner by the Inquisitorial Squad, along with Jerry and Tuffy. Dolores Umbridge has also captured Hermione, Neville, Screwball Squirrel, Cheri and Red!

[Tom's eyes widen in shock]

Toodles: Help me, Tommy! You're my only hope!

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Luna: He's a real sweetie.

(stroking Grawpy)

Ron: She's nuts.

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Rubeus Hagrid: It's changing out there. Just like last time. There's a storm coming, Harry. And we all best be ready when she does.

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{Arthur Weasley is at the Halls of Prophecys in the Department of Mysteries meeting up with Spike and his son Tyke talking about something important as Tuffy is passing through the mousehole}

Spike: Arthur, is it true that the Dark Lord has returned?

Arthur: That is what Harry Potter said that night of Cedric Diggory's tragic death, but Cornelius Fudge denies it.

(Snake hissing)

{Tyke starts barking frantically}

Spike: Tyke, what's the matter boy?

Tuffy: Uh-oh...I hear a snake, and that is not good!

{Nagini slithers through the Halls of Prophecies, followed by a familiar trio of Siamese Cats}

Nagini: Remember boysss, Massster sssaid to retrieve the Prophecccy of the...boy who lived.

Pan: How are we supposed to know which one is the right Prophecy, Miss Nagini? They definetly all look alike!

Nagini: Yesss, they all do look alike.

{Tuffy watches Nagini and the cat trio from above the ceiling}

Tuffy: Why, it's those pussy-cats who work for Lord Voldemort! And his pet lady snake Nagini! (Gasps) They're going after the Prophecy! I must warn someone!

{Nagini leaps out at Arthur, baring her fangs}

Tuffy: Arthur, look out!

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Hermione Granger: [about the mass breakout from Azkaban] Dumbledore warned Fudge this would happen. That arrogant, hypocritical politician going to get us all killed because he can't handle the truth.

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Dolores Umbridge: Let me make this quite plain. You have been told that a certain Dark Wizard is at large once again. This is a lie.

Tuffy: (whispering) No, it is not!

Harry Potter: It's not a lie! I saw him. I fought him.

Dolores Umbridge: [shouting] Detention, Mr. Potter!

Tom/Jerry: Ouch.

Harry Potter: So according to you, Cedric Diggory dropped dead OF HIS OWN ACCORD.

Dolores Umbridge: Cedric Diggory's death was a tragic accident.

Harry Potter: [angrily] It was murder! Voldemort killed him! And you know.

Dolores Umbridge: [shouting] Enough!

Tuffy: Ooooh, touchy!

Tom: Listen, lady, how do you know that Cedric Diggory's death was a, quote/unquote "tragic accident"? I highly doubt that you were even there when this all happened. You weren't even at the Triwizard Tournament the night when Cedric was killed.

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Tuffy: (shocked) Did you see that, Jerry? Miss Marietta Edgecombe sold Miss Cho Chang and the D.A. out! How could she do such a thing?

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Hermione Granger: Um... Hi! You all know why we're here. We need a teacher. A proper teacher.

{Tom and Jerry nod their heads in agreement}

Hermione: One who's had real experience defending themselves against the Dark Arts.

Tom/Jerry: Exactly.

Zacharias Smith: Why?

Ron Weasley: Why. Because You-Know-Who's back, you tosspot.

Zacharias Smith: [nods toward Harry] So he says.

Hermione Granger: So Dumbledore says.

Zacharias Smith: So Dumbledore says because he says! The point is, where's the proof?

Slightly Creepy Boy: If Potter could tell us more about how Diggory got killed...

Harry Potter: I'm not going to talk about Cedric, so if that's why you're here you might as well clear out now.

Harry Potter: [aside to Hermione]

Harry Potter: C'mon, Hermione, let's go. They're just here because they think I'm some sort of freak.

Jerry: I don't think You're a freak, Harry.

Hermione Granger: Harry, wait!

Luna Lovegood: Is it true you can produce a patronus charm?

Hermione Granger: Yes. I've seen it.

Dean Thomas: Blimey, Harry! I didn't know you could do that!

Tom Cat: Yes. You see, First year he came face-to-face with Lord Voldemort who was possessing Professor Quinius Quirrell in the chamber and recovered the Sorcerer's stone.

Jerry Mouse: Yeah, he became the new Seeker on the Quidditch team, and also, he and Ron saved Hermione from the Mountain troll!

Neville Longbottom: And in his second year, he killed a basilisk, with the sword in Dumbledore's office.

Ginny Weasley: It's true.

Tuffy: Yes, he also rescued Miss Ginny from the Chamber of Secrets and destroyed the Horcrux; the diary of Tom Riddle! He also found out he could speak Parseltongue.

{pause}

Tuffy: It means he could talk to snakes!

Ron Weasley: Third year he fought off about a hundred dementors at once.

Hermione Granger: And last year he really did fight off You-Know-Who in the flesh.

Harry Potter: Wait... look, it all sounds *great* when you say it like that. But the truth is most of that was just luck. I didn't know what I was doing half the time, I nearly always had help...

Hermione Granger: He's just being modest.

Harry Potter: No, Hermione, I'm not. Facing this stuff in real life is not like school. In school, if you make a mistake you can just try again tomorrow, but out there, when you're a second away from being murdered or watching a friend die right before your eyes... you don't know what that's like.

Hermione Granger: You're right, Harry, we don't. That's why we need your help. Because if we're having any chance against beating... Voldemort.

Nigel 2nd Year: He's really back?

Droopy: Yes. I felt it.

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Harry Potter: First we've got to find a place to practice where Umbridge won't find out.

Ginny Weasley: The Shrieking Shack?

Harry Potter: It's too small.

Hermione Granger: The Forbidden Forest?

Ron Weasley: And risk getting eaten up. Uh-uh.

Tom Cat: Then where, pray tell?

Jerry: How about the Quidditch Field or the Great Hall, or the Common Room?

Ginny Weasley: Harry, what happens if Umbridge does find out?

Hermione Granger: Who cares? I mean, it's sort of exciting, isn't it, breaking the rules.

Ron Weasley: Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?

Hermione Granger: Anyway, at least we know one positive thing that came from today.

Harry Potter: What's that?

Hermione Granger: Cho couldn't take her eyes off you, could she?

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Tuffy: Jerry, Monsieur Arthur Weasley was attack by Lord Voldemort's pet snake Nagini!

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Harry Potter: [to the D.A. members] Working hard is important, but there's something that matters even more. Believing in yourself. Think of it this way: Every great wizard in history has started out as nothing more than we are now. Students. If they can do it, why not us?

{Tom and Jerry nod in agreement}

Tuffy: We'll squash The Inquisitorial Squad flat, pummel them vigorously one by one! {he swishes his wand around} KIIIIIII-YAAAAA!!!! We'll blow them up to smithereens!

(He swishes and waves his wand in mid-air)

Tuffy: (cont'd) We'll crush Lord Voldemort and his army of Death Eaters, bamboozle 'em, stomp 'em flat!!! We'll squish them all together! United as one, as Dumbledore's Army!!! There's nothing we can't do!!!

Ginny: (chuckles) I like your enthusiasm and your attitude, Tuffy.

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Tuffy: I just saw what Miss Marietta did!

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Kingsley Shacklebolt: You know, boss. For a madman, Dumbledore has style.

(impressed by Dumbeldore using Fawkes to teleport out)

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Sirius Black: We think Voldemort wants to build up his army again.

[everyone turns to look at Sirius]

Sirius Black: Fourteen years ago he had huge numbers at his command, not just witches and wizards but all manner of dark creatures. He has been recruiting heavily and we have been attempting to do the same. But gathering followers isn't all he's interested in...

[Moody coughs loudly from the corner]

Sirius Black: We believe Voldemort may be after something...

Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Sirius!

Sirius Black: Something he didn't have last time.

Harry Potter: You mean, like a weapon?

[Sirius opens his mouth to speak]

Mrs. Weasley: No! That's enough! He's just a boy, you say much more and you might as well induct him into the Order straight away.

Harry Potter: Good! I want to join! If Voldemort's raising an army then I want to fight!

Droopy: Just as your parents.

Tuffy: Count me in, too, Monseiur Harry, and Monseir Pussy Cat and Monseuir Jerry, too!

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Tin: (to Harry) Yeah, kid. Better wise up and fork over the Prophecy unless ya want to see your pals suffer!

Tuffy: Don't do it, Monsieur Harry!

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(Filch spots the spots on his looks)

Mr. Filch: How? What?

(he fears)

Mr. Filch: BLAST THOSE KIDS!

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[Umbridge, Hermione and Harry see a group of centaurs staring at them]

Dolores Umbridge: [backs away] You have no business here, centaur! This is a ministry matter.

(the centaurs part as a big centaur pops up)

Droopy: It's Gledstopok, the chief centaur.

Gledstopok: Why did you come?

Dolores Umbridge: None of your business.

(another centaur sneers)

Aop: How dare you speak to our leader this way!?!

[he and a few other centaurs load their longbows with arrows]

Dolores Umbridge: Lower your weapons! I warn you: under the law as creatures of near-human intelligence...

[one centaur fires his arrow at her]

Dolores Umbridge: [blocks it with her wand] Protego! How dare you, you filthy half-breed!

Aop: You call us filthy. You talk big, Servant of Voldemort.

Dolores Umbridge: Incarcerus!

[Umbridge's spell takes a rope and chokes Aop, making it writhe from the rope's grip, Hermione tries to help him]

Hermione Granger: [gasps] Please! Please, stop it! Please!

Dolores Umbridge: NO, ENOUGH! I will have order!

[Umbridge suddenly screams as Grawp picks her up, all the centaurs yell and approach Grawp]

Dolores Umbridge: [to Grawp] YOU FILTHY FREAK! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!

Jerry: (scowling) Yes. They see the real you. You are a liar, a hypocrite, and a monster who abuses her power to get her own way!

Tom: It certainly serves you right, Miss Toad Face!

[the centaurs fires their arrows making Grawp release Umbridge]

Dolores Umbridge: [as the centaurs take her] Potter, do something - tell them I mean no harm!

Harry Potter: Oh. Why? You said lies were forbidden.

Tuffy: Yep. Hypocrisy anyone?

Gledstopok: Harry Potter. Hermione Granger. Nice to meet you lot.

(he bows)

(he sneers on Umbridge)

Gledstopok: I know of you. I heard all about you from ravens. Young Tuffy told me everything about your recent actions. I forsaw your arrival. You would put all to the fire. You shall stand trial. Arrest her.

(centaurs point spears on Umbridge while Gledstopok points a longsword)

Dolores Umbridge: [gets taken away] What are you doing! I am senior undersecretary Dolores Jane Umbridge! LET... ME... GOOOOOOOOOOO!

{Tuffy Mouse blows a raspberry}

Jerry: Good riddance.

[Harry and Hermione look up and Grawp in gratitude]

Hermione Granger: Thank you, Grawp.

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Neville Longbottom: So how are we going to get to London?

Tuffy: We fly, of course...with faith and trust and fairy dust...and of course, happy little thoughts...

(Jerry scowls at him)

Tuffy: Whoops, sorry, my bad. (Chuckles) Wrong story.

Harry Potter: Look, it's not that I don't appreciate everything you've done, all of you, but - but I've got you into enough trouble as it is.

[walks past everyone]

Neville Longbottom: Dumbledore's Army's supposed to be about doing something real.

[Harry stops turns around to face them]

Neville Longbottom: Or was all that just words to you?

Ron Weasley: ...Maybe you don't have to do this all by yourself, bud.

Harry Potter: ...So how are we going to get to London?

Luna Lovegood: We fly, of course. And I got some pals to help.

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Sirius Black: Get away from my Godson!

[punches Lucius Malfoy in the face]

Sirius Black: Man, it felt good.

Tuffy: All right, Sirius!

Lucius Malfoy: McWolf, seize him!

{McWolf lunges at Sirius}

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Voldemort: Dumbledore.

Dumbledore: Tom Riddle. Hmm. Been so long.

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{Harry Potter is possessed by Lord Voldemort}

Voldemort: (possessing Harry's body) You've lost, old man!

Tuffy: Harry, no!

Voldemort/Harry: You failed him as you failed his parents.

(Jerry, Tuffy Tom, Toodles, and Cheri gasp in horror as Voldemort/Harry turns his head 360 degrees)

Voldemort/Harry: Do you know what he did, you ruddy protégé?

Tom: Harry, this isn't you...

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Voldemort: Hello, Corny... my servant.

(they look on 'Corny')

Tin: Corny, it's been a while.

Alley: Yeah, long time no see.

Pan: Definetly a long time. How are you, Corny, old pal, Ol' buddy?

Voldemort; Yes. He knew I survived. We made a deal. He helps me... he lives. But now his use is done.

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Spike: You were lying to us all along, CF. Using us all as you used everyone else! You knew Voldemort was alive. You tried to point fingers on Harry Potter and Dumbledore...You tried to condemn innocent people to save your own skin. How many did you send to their deaths?

Cornelius Fudge: I...I...uh...um...

Kingsley Shacklebolt: Many. I checked up. He injected some claiming the truth and got them sent to Azkaban to defend his pride. Including the one who warned about the attack.

Spike: My boy Tyke nearly died because of you. I should skin you alive for this. But that would make me no better than you. I will leave it to your former colleagues to decide your fate, traitor!

{Tyke barks angrily at CF}

Kinglsey Shacklebolt: Here are the list of charges you will be facing...prejudice, perjury, deception, treason, murder...

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Harry Potter: How come you're not at the feast?

Luna Lovegood: I've lost all my possessions. Apparently people have been hiding them.

Harry Potter: That's awful!

Luna Lovegood: Oh, it's all good fun. But as this is the last night, I really do need them back.

Harry Potter: Do you want any help finding them?

Luna Lovegood: I'm sorry about your godfather, Harry.

[clasps his hand comfortingly]

Harry Potter: Are you sure you don't want any help looking?

Luna Lovegood: That's all right. Anyway, my mum always said things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end.

[they look up and see a pair of her shoes hanging from the ceiling arch]

Luna Lovegood: If not always in the way we expect.

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Albus Dumbledore: [after Sirius' death] I know how you feel, Harry.

{Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse are trying to comfort Harry}

Harry Potter: No you don't.

Tuffy: What do you mean, Monsieur Harry?

(pause)

Harry Potter: It's my fault.

Tom: No, don't say that, HP.

Albus Dumbledore: No, the fault is mine. I knew it was only a matter of time before Voldemort made the connection between you. I thought by distancing myself from you, as I have done all year, he'd be less tempted and therefore you might be more protected.

Harry Potter: The prophecy said neither one can live while the other one survives. It means one of us is going to have to kill the other, in the end.

Albus Dumbledore: Yes.

Harry Potter: Why didn't you tell me?

Albus Dumbledore: For the same reason you tried to save Sirius. For the same reason your friends saved you. After all these years, after all you've suffered, I didn't want to cause you any more pain. I cared too much about you.

Trivia

 * Lara Jill Miller voices Luna Lovegood with the voice she did for Kari Kamiya and Nami from Digimon, Juniper Lee on The Life and Times of Juniper Lee, Mimi on Astro Boy (2003), Julie on Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, and Allie from Curious George. 
 * Kelly Sheridan voices Umbride using the voice he did for Princess Morbucks on Powerpuff Girls Z. She also voices Hannah Abbot with the voice she did for Sango on InuYasha.
 * Tara Strong voices Bellatrix LeStrange using the voice she did for Harley Quinn on Batman.
 * Lance Hendriksen who voices Glenstopek is known to'd voiced Kerchak on Tarzan (1999) and Tarzan 2 as well as The Legend of Tarzan (2002),, Mobious Quint on Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force, Triceraton-Sergeant Zog on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012), Lockdown on Transformers; Animated, Lieutenant on The Legend of Korra, Braniac on Superman: Brainiac Attacks, Grim Reaper on  Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, and General Tesler on TRON: Uprising.

Cultural References

 * The music on Dumbledore's fight with Voldemort is similar to the one on when Yoda fought Dooku on Star Wars: Attack of the Clones.
 * When he is possessed by Lord Voldemort, Harry's voice is changed to a creepier tone, similar to the one used by Galvatron on Transformers G1.
 * Toodles Galore's cry for help is similar to Princess Leia's message in Star Wars: A New Hope

Book/Film Difference

 * all profanity and blood is omitted from this version
 * The centaurs had some dialogue.