Bluster the BENEVOLENT! (video game)/Cutscenes (GameCube)

This is a list of cutscenes in the GameCube version of Bluster the BENEVOLENT! The following applies for the GameCube version only.

Intro (FMV)

 * [Fades to a wide view of Kongo Bongo Island, then fades to the screen zooming to different views of the jungle, and finally fades and zooms to the view of Cranky's Cabin, with the footage from the DKC TV series episode, "From Zero to Hero," where Donkey Kong, Diddy, Candy, and Dixie are ready to get their X-ray test from Cranky.]
 * Cranky: (off-screen) Next!
 * Candy: My turn!
 * Bluster: (off-screen) Ahem!
 * [The four Kongs turn around as the screen cuts to Bluster.]
 * Bluster: I don't think so.
 * [The Kongs are angry when Bluster steps in.]
 * Candy: You're gonna butt in?!
 * Bluster: No, no, no. I'm just taking my rightful place as Bluster, the most prominent citizen in all of Kongo Bongo. (walks inside Cranky's Cabin)
 * DK: What a heartless...
 * Diddy: Mean...
 * Dixie: Inconsiderate...
 * Candy: Selfish...
 * DK, Diddy, Candy, and Dixie: Windbag!
 * [As Bluster walks inside, the doors to the cabin close, with six seconds of clock ticking noises, then ends with a bell dinging.]
 * Bluster: (opening doors and leaving out of the cabin) I am a remarkable specimen. Sound of mind, body of a Greek God.
 * Diddy: Yeah, ha-ha, Bloopo, the God of fat heads.
 * [The four Kongs laugh.]
 * Diddy: Your turn, Candy.
 * Candy: Nah, I can't. Now my lunch hour is up. It's you, Dixie. (leaves)
 * Dixie: Pass, gotta scram. See ya around, Diddy, DK. (leaves)
 * Cranky: (off-screen) I don't believe it.
 * Bluster: The result of my check-up, no doubt.
 * [DK and Diddy scowl at Bluster then go inside Cranky's Cabin.]
 * Diddy: (leaving with DK) Come on, let's go in.
 * [Inside the cabin, Cranky's looking at his X-ray machine, with DK and Diddy checking on him.]
 * DK: What's up, Cranky?
 * Bluster: I've got Bluster's x-rays here and it doesn't look good.
 * [Cuts to Bluster walking out of Cranky's Cabin.]
 * Cranky: (off-screen) Whatever's wrong, it's terminal!
 * [The screen zooms in Bluster.]
 * Bluster: (shocked) Huh?
 * [Cuts to Diddy inside the cabin.]
 * Diddy: Yikes! It looks awful!
 * [Cuts back to Bluster outside again.]
 * Bluster: Oh, no.
 * [Cuts to Cranky, DK, and Diddy inside the cabin.]
 * Cranky: Here's the problem. (bends over and tries to fix the X-ray machine)
 * DK: Wow, it's totally falling apart.
 * Cranky: I give it a week, max.
 * [Cuts back to Bluster the third time.]
 * Bluster: (overhearing) A week? A measly little week is all I have left?
 * [Cuts back to the three Kongs inside the cabin again.]
 * Cranky: Nothing we can do. Kaput!
 * [Cuts back to Bluster for the final time outside the cabin.]
 * Bluster: Kaput? (leaves away)
 * [Fades to Bluster Barrelworks at nighttime, with Bluster crying off-screen. Then, it cuts to a sad Bluster inside the factory, laying on top of the barrel.]
 * Bluster: (crying) Oh, cruel twist of fate! So young, so handsome, so brave. Why me, why me?! Why not somebody poor and unattractive?! (gets himself off the barrel) I have so much to live for. My charm, my good looks. My mommy's money. What a sad, sad day for poor old me. Well, at the very least, I have my reputation. (shocked) Oh, no, my reputation. Unless... Unless I change it, turn over a new leaf. One whole week to make my mark in history. One whole week to become... Bluster the Benevolent.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster Barrelworks at daytime. Bluster opens the doors and checks his list of people to help.]
 * Bluster: Hmm... Okay, the first one on the list is Cranky. I'd better find out where he is. (gets an idea and snaps his fingers) I guess I'll hop onto my barrel copter and fly myself to the jungle! Good thinking, Bluster the Benevolent! (chuckling with glee)
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Activating Barrel Copter Mode

 * [Fades to Bluster hopping inside his barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: Okay, let the mission begin!
 * [Bluster starts his engine, and the barrel copter flies off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Airplane Kritters Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster flying inside his barrel copter in the sky, until a gang of Kritters in airplanes appear out of nowhere laughing.]
 * Bluster: Ah! Destroy my beautiful barrel copter, will they? Well, they're no match for Bluster the Benevolent!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Entering the Jungle

 * [Kritters in airplanes are destroyed. Fades to Bluster flying inside his barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: Now, to find Cranky!
 * [The barrel copter arrives in the jungle and lands on the ground. Bluster hops off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Found Cranky/Ending (FMV)

 * [Fades to Cranky Kong, walking alone in the jungle, crossing a railroad track. Just then, Bluster shows up spinning around and talking to Cranky.]
 * Bluster: (stops spinning) Hold on, stand back! Stand back, everyone! Bluster the Benevolent is here. Come on through, Cranky. All clear.
 * Cranky: Out of my way, you nitwit.
 * Bluster: When I'm gone to the big banana patch in the sky, be sure to tell everyone about Bluster the Benevolent.
 * [As Cranky hears this, he points at his head four times, thinking Bluster has lost his mind.]
 * Bluster: (leaving out of the jungle) I'm off to do more good deeds.
 * Cranky: (pointing at Bluster) I'll tell them about you all right.
 * [A duo of Kritters on a minecart are about to run Cranky over. Cranky turns around and screams, then gets flattened by the Kritters.]
 * Cranky: (muffled and flattened) I'll tell them about Bluster the Buffoon!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster in the jungle, who still has his list. The barrel copter is seen in the background.]
 * Bluster: All right, then, Cranky is checked off on my list. I will find Dixie next. (looks up in the sky) You hear that, Mumsy? I won't let you down! I will help everyone on Kongo Bongo, for now on!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Found Dixie

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong, who's walking around and searching for someone to talk to in the jungle.]
 * Bluster: Hmm...
 * [Bluster spots Dixie Kong, who can't get her pet lobster and crab off the tree.]
 * Dixie: Oh, no...
 * Bluster: Spotted!
 * [Bluster walks off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending

 * [Fades to Dixie Kong, who still cannot get her crustacean pets off the tree.]
 * Dixie: Aww...
 * [Bluster arrives once again spinning around and talking to Dixie.]
 * Bluster: (stops spinning) Hello there, young one.
 * Dixie: Bluster? What are you here for? Crabby and Thermidor are stuck on that tree and I can't get them out! Oh, if only there was someone who's willing to save them.
 * Bluster: I've got to finish all the good deeds I plan to do. Tell everyone about me, Bluster the Benevolent, when I head off to the big banana patch in the sky. Ta-ta. (leaves off)
 * Dixie: But, wait! What about my...
 * [Bluster leaves and ignores Dixie.]
 * Dixie: ...Pets? (in despair) Oh... That Bluster the Buffoon! How will I ever get my pets out of the tree now?
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong, with his list, walking over to where the barrel copter's located at in the jungle.]
 * Bluster: Cranky, check. Dixie, also check. Now, to find Funky, and then tell Candy to marry me.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Activating Barrel Copter Mode

 * [Fades to Bluster hopping inside his barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: I'll be right there, my future wife Candy! Bluster the Benevolent is going to make a proposal for you!
 * [Bluster starts his engine, and the barrel copter flies off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Found Candy (FMV)

 * [Fades to Funky watching TV inside his home.]
 * Funky: Whoa! (changing stations) Hang 10, hang 11, hang 12, hang 13. Channel surfing, killa!
 * Female TV Announcer: (off-screen) This is the gadget hour on Shop 'Til You Drop...
 * [Outside Funky's Flights, Bluster and his copter is seen flying on the island. Inside the barrel copter, Bluster is spying with his goggles on Candy relaxing on her beach chair.]
 * Bluster: Oooh, Candy! The gorilla of my dreams. Yeow!
 * [Candy goes behind her condo and does some exercises and stretches.]
 * Bluster: (off-screen) What is she doing?
 * Candy: A one, two, dip. Stretch, one, two.
 * Bluster: A signal!
 * Funky: Hang 58.
 * [A woman screaming is heard on TV.]
 * Funky: Excellent! Horror flick.
 * Screaming Woman on TV: Save me!
 * [The off-screen screaming from a woman on TV is heard while the screen cuts back to Candy exercising.]
 * Screaming Woman on TV: Help, save me!
 * [Bluster thinks that Candy is screaming for help instead of the TV woman and puts down his goggles.]
 * Bluster: Bluster the Benevolent to the rescue! (controls his copter to Candy)
 * Funky: (shocked) What's that? (turns around and sees Bluster flying towards him and his home)
 * [Bluster's barrel copter hits Funky's Flights as it falls down on the ground.]
 * Funky: (inside his home, falling down) Whoa!
 * [The copter goes out of control and falls behind Candy and her condo.]
 * Candy: (avoiding damage from the copter) Ahhh!
 * [The copter crashes on the ground and Candy turns around. Bluster comes out of the copter with heroic kazoo music playing in the background.]
 * Bluster: Have no fear, Bluster's here!
 * Candy: My condo! What are you doing, you fat-head! Do I look like I need saving?!
 * Bluster: Uh, no, but if you had needed saving, I would have saved you. (chuckling) Forgive me, Candy, but I've turned over a new leaf. This is the new me.
 * Candy: Bluster, you trashed my condo AND Funky's place. You're a menace to the whole island.
 * Bluster: Oh, forget your crummy little condo. Marry me, Candy. Yes! And we can live out my last golden days together in the cushy luxury of my mother's mansion.
 * Candy: (telling Bluster he lost his mind) You have lost it.
 * Bluster: Not quite. But before I do, I'm offering you an opportunity of a lifetime. The opportunity to become Mrs. Bluster the Benevolent. The brave widow of a national hero.
 * [The next scene transitions to a dream sequence of Bluster Kong's funeral, with all of the Kong guests crying and mourning over a portrait of Bluster. Diddy appears in the scene and tries to make a speech.]
 * Diddy: (testing the microphone) Testing, testing...
 * [The Kongs continue crying.]
 * Diddy: Oh, Bluster, our friend, our bravest, kindest and richest citizen. No one will ever fill his spats. (crying) I'm sorry, I can't go on. (leaves)
 * Funky: A righteous dude and a real party animal. Hang 10 for me on that killer wave in the sky, big guy. (cries and leaves)
 * Dixie: He was the greatest! (leaves)
 * DK: We had a lot of laughs. But... That's all for now.
 * Candy: (crying over a portrait of Bluster) Bluster, oh, Bluster the Benevolent, you were so perfect. The perfect gentleman. The perfect husband...
 * [Candy continues crying over the portrait, until it cuts back to reality with Candy getting jealous over Bluster's vision and her condo still ruined.]
 * Candy: Bluster, get real!
 * Bluster: (sobbing and cowering) It's all true, so true. I was wonderful, wasn't I? I miss me.
 * Candy: Get over yourself. Now what are you going to do about my condo?
 * Bluster: Wait! If you're my widow, that means you inherit it all. The Barrelworks are yours.
 * Candy: (surprised) Really?
 * Bluster: Yes, my sweetiekins.
 * [Bluster giving Candy his own factory all to herself made her happy. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Candy owns the Factory

 * [Fades to Candy talking to Bluster, with the broken barrel copter seen in the background.]
 * Candy: Well, it looks like I don't have to work for you anymore.
 * Bluster: That's right, Candy, because you own the Barrelworks after all!
 * Candy: Yeah, and I'm glad I got that choice. Now I can have my own peace and quiet life without you blabbering me into my ear all the time.
 * Bluster: Oh! That's good to hear... My future wife. (leaves)
 * Candy: (talking to herself) "Future wife?" Who does he think he is? Oh, well...
 * [Cuts to Bluster, who still has his list.]
 * Bluster: I love it when Candy's so nice to me. Why haven't I talked to Funky yet?
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Found Funky/Ending

 * [Fades to Funky, with his home crashed and destroyed on the ground, all because of Bluster and his barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: (to Funky) Ah, hello.
 * Funky: (speaking in his usual Jamaican accent) Bluster Dude?
 * Bluster: Lovely week we're having, eh?
 * Funky: You and your barrel copter crashed into my house, now look at it! You got some bad karma inside you, mon!
 * Bluster: Oh-ho-ho-ho, no need to be so exasperated. I was gonna help all the nice people before I last one week and head off to the big banana plantation from above. You know, I've been a greedy and mischievous dirt-bag before, but now, I'm Bluster the Benevolent! I know, pretty catchy.
 * Funky: Enough, mon! What are you gonna do about my home? I've been channel-surfing while hanging ten, and then, I crashed down and hurt my back! You better fix this right now, or I will banish you to the White Mountains!
 * Bluster: Heheheheheh, a naïve resident, you are. I promise you'll thank me right after I do my unfinished business. As always, ta-ta... (leaving off)
 * Funky: "Bluster the Benevolent?" More like, "Bluster, get lost!"
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster in the jungle, finding DK and Diddy.]
 * Bluster: (calling out DK and Diddy) Donkey Kong! Diddy? I've got something that I'd like to show you!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Found DK and Diddy (FMV)

 * [Fades to a scene in the jungle. DK and Diddy are discussing about a film relating to King Kong vs. Godzilla while sitting on a log.]
 * Diddy: No way, DK, it just wasn't a fair fight. The giant ape was 100% ape but the lizard was some mutant science experiment gone bonkers.
 * DK: It was just a movie, little buddy. (tries to eat a banana until he hears something rustling in the bushes) Huh?
 * [Bluster appears after escaping in the darkest area in the jungle.]
 * Bluster: (exclaiming) Ah! Ugh...! (to DK and Diddy) Hmm... Good morning, gentlemen. It's not easy becoming a legend with such a short deadline. (to himself, in shock and embarrassment) Deadline, what a horrible word.
 * DK: Whatcha got there, Bluster?
 * Bluster: They happen to be the blueprints for Bluster the Benevolent's memorial. (brings out a blueprint for the life-like Bluster Kong statue and shows it to DK and Diddy) Ta-da!
 * Diddy: (confused) Bluster Kong Memorial? Uh, what for?
 * Bluster: Hmph! (turns around and folds the blueprint of the statue and then talks to DK and Diddy) Oh, please, don't try to spare me. I heard you and Cranky talking about how I'm not long for this world, might last another week, then kaput.
 * DK: We weren't talking about you. That was Cranky's x-ray machine. It went kablooey.
 * Bluster: I can take it. Don't sugar coat it for me. I've made arrangements for everything. Do you think the 50-foot life-like statue is too much?
 * DK and Diddy: Yes.
 * Bluster: Good.
 * DK: Bluster, unfortunately, you're gonna be hanging out a long time.
 * Bluster: It's so sweet of you to try to cheer up poor terminal me. But I can handle the truth. I'm off to do more good deeds before I head for the big banana plantation in the sky. (leaves in a huff)
 * DK: He didn't believe us.
 * Diddy: What a dope! (laughing) He thinks he gonna kick!
 * DK: We got to find some way to make him believe us or, "Bluster the Benevolent" is gonna kill us all with his good deeds. (leaves off with Diddy)
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending

 * [Fades to Bluster, walking and humming along in the jungle.]
 * Dixie: (off-screen) AAAAAH!! Help!
 * Bluster: Huh?
 * Dixie: Someone help!
 * Bluster: (shows up spinning around, then stops and talks to Dixie) Oh, you again.
 * Dixie: I saw it with my own eyes! Those mean old Kritters and Krusha got the Crystal Coconut, and now they're giving it to King K. Rool! I need someone to stop this fiasco at once!
 * Bluster: Crystal Coconut? Missing? And I'm the hero to do the job?! Thank you, Dixie! Bluster the Benevolent will never let everyone down! I'm coming for you, you pond gacks! (dashes away)
 * Dixie: I still needed my pets down that tree...
 * DK: (off-screen) Hey, Dix!
 * [Enter DK and Diddy, who walk towards Dixie.]
 * Diddy: You said you wanted your pets Crappy and Thermidor down the tree?
 * Dixie: First of all, it's "Crabby." And second, yes! Hey, DK, you're big enough. Why don't you get them down for me?
 * DK: (chuckling) Are you kidding? Of course I can! Anything for you, Dixie! Stand aside, and let the future ruler of Kongo Bongo do its business.
 * [While DK walks over to the tree with the two crustacean pets stuck on there. DK shakes the tree hard, then the pets fall down the tree, and DK grabs them safely.]
 * Dixie: (gasps in delight) Crabby! Thermidor! Finally, after all those minutes, I got you! Oh, Donkey Kong, how can I ever repay you? Bluster never helped getting them out before.
 * DK: (holding Dixie's pets) It was nothing, really. It's what I do; saving people who needed saving. (gives the two crustaceans back to Dixie) Here ya go.
 * [Dixie started hugging Crabby and Thermidor while sighing in relief.]
 * Diddy: Well, we gotta get back to Cranky's and tell him that Bluster's gonna kill us all, big buddy!
 * DK: You're right, Diddy. Let's get to it, then.
 * [DK and Diddy walk off.]
 * Dixie: (becomes worried and runs out of the jungle) Hey, guys! WAIT!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong running off in the jungle.]
 * Bluster: I've got to find a faster way to get to K. Rool and save the Crystal Coconut!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Found the Minecart

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong running, then stops to find a minecart on the railroad.]
 * Bluster: Bingo! This could be useful.
 * [Bluster hops on the minecart and proceeds riding off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending (FMV)

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong on his minecart, entering inside King K. Rool's hideout, giving off a halt sign, with an army of Kritters in the background.]
 * Bluster: Stop right there, K. Rool!
 * [K. Rool appears on-screen and becomes flabbergasted.]
 * K. Rool: What IS THIS?
 * [Bluster and K. Rool meet face-to-face as the cutscene fades to black and ends.]

Intro Pt.1 (FMV)

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong telling King K. Rool and his Kritter army to hand over the Crystal Coconut, inside the hideout.]
 * Bluster: Hand over the Coconut, you prehistoric throw-back, or Bluster the Benevolent will pulverize you!
 * [DK and Diddy appear and are hiding inside, watching Bluster and K. Rool fight.]
 * DK: Too late.
 * Diddy: What a dumb baboon.
 * [Shows K. Rool and his army looking at Bluster.]
 * K. Rool: Is this the fiendishly brilliant plan of a master strategist or is he simply the stupidest ape on two feet?
 * [Cuts back to DK and Diddy.]
 * Diddy: The stupidest ape.
 * [Cuts back to Bluster.]
 * Bluster: You don't frighten me, K. Rool. vI've got nothing to lose.
 * DK: (off-screen) Yo, Bluster, over here.
 * [Bluster turns around and hears DK's whispering, and talks to K. Rool again.]
 * Bluster: Excuse me. Hold that thought.
 * [K. Rool and the Kritters look in confusion at Bluster leaving off with his minecart to talk to DK and Diddy.]
 * DK: (to Diddy) Here he comes.
 * Bluster: (appears and talks to DK and Diddy) What do you want? Bluster the Benevolent is in the process of completing his most heroic act to date and you're stepping on his toes.
 * DK: (giving Bluster the supersonic vita-punch pack) Well, here's to ya, Bluster.
 * Bluster: Toasting my victory. Slightly premature, but... (grabs the elixir from DK) Well, why not? (leaves off)
 * Diddy: (whispering to Bluster) It's Cranky's new miracle elixir.
 * DK: (whispers along with Diddy) You're cured.
 * [Bluster drinks the elixir.]
 * DK: (off-screen) So it's not worth you getting busted up by a bunch of Kritters.
 * Bluster: (stops drinking) Cured? I'm cured?
 * [Bluster comes back to K. Rool and his army.]
 * Bluster: Forget what I said before. I'm cured!
 * [K. Rool, with the Crystal Coconut, becomes irritated for the last time.]
 * Bluster: (off-screen) I'm cured, I'm cured! Long live me!
 * K. Rool:  GET THAT IDIOT!!! 
 * Bluster: Huh? (turns around and sees the Kritters with their weapons)
 * [The Kritters with their weapons powering up snicker and are about to kill Bluster.]
 * Bluster: But I'm cured. (shakes and goes crazy while changing different face expressions)
 * [Cuts back to DK and Diddy.]
 * Diddy: DK, you gave him the supersonic mega-punch pack instead of the cherry soda!
 * [Bluster explodes with electric sparks flying around.]
 * Kritters: Huh?
 * [Bluster comes out of the ground with crazy, spirally green and yellow-colored eyes.]
 * Bluster: AAAHH! HELLO, NEWTS! READY TO RUMBLLLLEE?!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro Pt.2

 * [Fades to Bluster vs. the Kritters, inside King K. Rool's hideout.]
 * Kritter #1: Come on, men! Let's get that baboon!
 * Kritter #2: Yeah, let's do it!
 * Kritter #3: Ready your weapons!
 * [The Kritters ready their weapons together.]
 * Bluster: (with crazy, spirally green and yellow-colored eyes) Oh, this is gonna be a big fight! Okay, then!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending (FMV)

 * [Fades to all of King K. Rool's army punched and attacked while screaming off-screen outside the hideout. Inside, K. Rool is in fear.]
 * K. Rool: My army. My precious Kritters. Time to slither away.
 * [K. Rool tries to escape by pressing the button on his control panel to hide inside his secret place, while the Kritters are all flying out of nowhere, but he and the platform start quaking by Bluster, who's shaking the pole of the platform, making K. Rool and the platform crash on the ground. The Coconut flies up and down, and Bluster saves it.]
 * Bluster: (with crazy, spirally green and yellow-colored eyes) Bluster saves the day!
 * [K. Rool and his army are defeated and Bluster got the Crystal Coconut.]
 * K. Rool: (lying down) One minute you're up, the next minute you're down.
 * [Transitioning to DK, Diddy, Cranky, and Candy, watching Bluster outside Bluster Barrelworks.]
 * DK: Here he comes.
 * Bluster: (to the four Kongs) Thank you, thank you. No need for thanks. (brings out something inside the factory) For the incredible death-defying feats of heroism and courage.
 * [The four Kongs watch Bluster bring out a surprise for them.]
 * Bluster: For the acts of kindness.
 * [Cuts back to Bluster with something for the Kongs.]
 * Bluster: I have something for all of you.
 * [Moves to a shot of a portrait with Bluster's face on it.]
 * DK, Diddy, and Candy: (moaning)
 * Cranky: Don't worry, the supersonic vita-punch pack should be wearing off any second.
 * Bluster: (tries to balance the big Bluster portrait) We need to put it in a place of honour. It... will... serve as... an example.
 * Cranky: An example of a big baboon.
 * [Bluster exclaims and screams as the portrait crashes on top of him.]
 * Bluster: What happened? (sees his ruined portrait) My portrait!
 * Cranky: The windbag ran out of steam. (leaves along with DK, Diddy, and Candy, out of Bluster Barrelworks)
 * Bluster: Wait! I haven't given my speech yet. (to the audience, saying the same quote K. Rool said when he got defeated) One minute you're up, the next minute you're down.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro (FMV)

 * [Fades to DK and Candy having a formal luncheon together outside DK's hut.]
 * Candy: (eating a banana meal) Mmm... delectable.
 * [Donkey Kong has a crush on her, as a form of love hearts float around him.]
 * DK: She's so fine. (to Candy, without hearts floating around him) Like it? It's banana bourguignon.
 * Candy: (off-screen) What?
 * DK: BANANA BOURGUIGNON!
 * Candy: WHAAAT?!
 * DK: BANANA... (groaning) Never mind.
 * [DK walks over to Candy, along with his banana meal.]
 * Candy: There's room here if you like.
 * DK: (sits down and places his meal on the table) I was saying, it's banana...
 * [DK's sentence gets interrupted by an appearance of Bluster's barrel copter flying and dropping by.]
 * DK: Bluster?! How'd he find us?!
 * Bluster: (jumps off the copter) Oh, Candy...
 * Candy: (annoyed) I guess lunch is over.
 * Bluster: (walking over to DK and Candy) Well, well, isn't this special? A formal luncheon. Aren't you a little out of your league, Donkey Kong?
 * Candy: (to DK) Ignore him. (to Bluster) What do you want, Bluster?
 * Bluster: (to Candy) I've been looking all over for you. I'm the boss, and the boss says... lunch is up. BACK TO WORK! Unless... (brings out two tickets for the Banana Slammers concert to Candy) You want to play hooky with me. Two tickets, The Banana Slammers, you and me, Candy.
 * Candy: (disgusted) Forget it. Ugh, no thanks. I'm finishing my lunch with DK.
 * DK: (to Bluster) Yes!
 * Bluster: What do you see in this big, hairy ape?
 * Candy: (stands up off the chair) Well, he's, uh... well...
 * Bluster: Mmyeeesssss???
 * Candy: Well... he's... He's a big, hairy ape! ...And you're not.
 * Bluster: (ashamed) Ouch.
 * [Fades to Bluster flying away inside his barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: (inside the barrel copter, mocking Candy) "Cause he's a big, hairy ape and you're not!" If that's what Candy wants... (controls his copter) That's what she'll get!
 * [The barrel copter flies off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Airplane Kritters Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster flying inside his barrel copter in the sky, until a gang of Kritters in airplanes appear out of nowhere laughing.]
 * Kritter #1: Hey, bub! We're gonna take you down!
 * Bluster: Well, all of you are no friendly at all! I'll take care of this one.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Kritter Race Intro

 * [Kritters in airplanes are destroyed. Fades to Bluster flying inside his barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: (to the defeated Kritters) Ha! Sorry, lizards, but this big, hairy ape is off the menu! I'm on my way for my toupee!
 * [The barrel copter flies off. Fades to black, then fades to Bluster walking in the jungle with the banana flip, a toupee that the Banana Slammers have, on top of his head.]
 * Bluster: (humming while walking) I feel like a new ape!
 * [Just then, a Kritter's hand from above snatches Bluster's banana flip.]
 * Bluster: (stops walking) Hmm? (notices the banana flip on his head stolen) My banana flip's gone! Who's the one in the jungle responsible for this?
 * Kritter #2: (off-screen) Yoo-hoo...
 * [Bluster looks up and sees a Kritter sitting on a tree branch, grabbing Bluster's banana flip.]
 * Kritter #2: (to Bluster) Looking for this?
 * Bluster: (gasps) Excuse me, sir, but I believe that banana flip belongs to me, not you. I got that from the Banana Slammers concert.
 * Kritter #2: Oh, to you? Well, let's have ourselves a race around the jungle then. How about that, Monkey Boy? If I win, I keep the stupid hat of yours and it's all mine! But, if you win, you keep it.
 * Bluster: A race? Why should I trust a scaly pond gack like you for a deal like that? (sighing) Okay then...
 * Kritter #2: So it's settled. Let's see what YOU got!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene. The race will start.]

Kritter Race Lose

 * [Fades to the Kritter cheering and taunting at Bluster.]
 * Kritter #2: (with Bluster's banana flip) Yeah! Finders keepers, buddy!
 * [Bluster groans in frustration. Fades to black, ending the cutscene. The race will start on a rematch.]

Kritter Race Win

 * [Fades to the Kritter losing and angered by Bluster.]
 * Bluster: (with the banana flip, laughing) Good show, my friend. It's my banana flip now!
 * Kritter #2: (groaning and growling) All right, you made me steamed! Let's fight, you and me! Come on, let's go now! What, are you scared? You should be, because I want this fight to start right now, you hear me?!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene. Bluster will fight the Kritter.]

Kritter Defeated

 * [Fades to the Kritter being outnumbered by Bluster.]
 * Kritter #2: (groaning while lying down on the ground, defeated) You win...
 * Bluster: (with the banana flip) You'd better stay here for now, and watch how a true gentlemen handles it.
 * [Bluster walks off whistling, while the Kritter lies down on the ground. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending (FMV)

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong walking over to his factory, Bluster Barrelworks, with the banana flip on his head.]
 * Bluster: Candy won't be able to resist me now.
 * [Cuts to a point-of-view of Bluster walking over to his factory.]
 * Bluster: (off-screen) I'm hip. I'm happening. I'm the guy of her dreams.
 * [Bluster opens the doors to his factory while Candy Kong does her business job inside.]
 * Bluster: (off-screen) Hey, Candy. What do you say?
 * Candy: (stops working and turns around) Huh?
 * [Candy yells loudly as she sees Bluster with his new look.]
 * Bluster: Yeah, baby. Take a good look.
 * Candy: (pointing at Bluster's head) Bluster, what is that thing on your head?
 * Bluster: (looking at the banana flip on top of his head, to Candy) It's the banana flip. The Banana Slammers have them. All us hairy apes wear them. So, will you go out with me now?
 * Candy: I wouldn't go out with you, even if that was your real hair. Look, Bluster, I go out with the future ruler of Kongo Bongo, Donkey Kong.
 * [Bluster Kong sighs in grief and walks out of the factory.]
 * Bluster: (to himself) Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, big deal. What makes him so special? (gets a brilliant idea) The Crystal Coconut.
 * [Bluster leaves quickly and the cutscene ends by fading to black.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster, with the banana flip, walking in the jungle at nighttime.]
 * Bluster: Hmm... Now, if I were the Crystal Coconut, where would I be located at?
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Krusha and Kritters Encounter

 * [Fades to Bluster, with the banana flip, sneaking around quietly, until he bumps into Krusha.]
 * Bluster: (in shock) W-Wha...?
 * Krusha: (calling out the Kritters) Uh... intruder!
 * [Kritters appear and come out of the bushes in the jungle, and ready their Klaptrap weapons while snickering.]
 * Bluster: Oh, mommy...
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Kritters Defeated

 * [Fades to a cutscene with the Kritters defeated and lying down on the ground.]
 * Bluster: (cheering) Yay! I'm a hero!
 * Krusha: (behind Bluster) Oh, are you? You may have defeated my boys, but I am gonna kick you out of town.
 * [Bluster looks at Krusha and gulps in fear. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending Pt.1

 * [Bluster defeated Krusha. Fades to a cutscene with Krusha lying down after the battle.]
 * Krusha: (groaning) Ooh, I see pretty stars...
 * [Bluster walks off and sees Cranky's Cabin from above.]
 * Bluster: So, the Crystal Coconut is located at Cranky's Cabin. I'll have to get my hands on it, and soon I'll impress Candy and we'll spend our quality time together on our honeymoon...
 * [Bluster leaves and the cutscene ends and fades to black.]

Ending Pt.2 (FMV)

 * [Fades to Bluster sneaking to Cranky's Cabin at nighttime.]
 * Bluster: (singing and whispering to the audience) Here I go creeping. Shh... don't make a sound. (walks off) Get the Crystal Coconut and Candy come around.
 * [Bluster goes inside the cabin and opens the door.]
 * Bluster: (singing) Donkey Kong ain't good enough. Anyone can see that the only ape for her in Kongo Bongo is me.
 * [Bluster looks around the cabin, with Cranky sleeping inside, then sees the blue case with the Crystal Coconut hidden inside it.]
 * Bluster: (singing) Look at Cranky sleeping, hour after hour. When I get the Coconut, I get the power.
 * [Bluster sneaks over to the orb, while an empty flask on the ground rolls onto Cranky's foot.]
 * Bluster: (singing) Everything I want and everything I need is lying right in front of me to satisfy my greed!
 * [Cranky snores, bangs his cane, and mutters in his sleep. Bluster turns around and shushes Cranky. The blue case opens with Bluster smiling with glee. The case reveals the Crystal Coconut.]
 * Bluster: (singing, off-screen) This is all too easy, feels like a dream. Possessing all the power will make Donkey Kong scream!
 * [A big silhouette of Bluster slowly grabs the Crystal Coconut, with the screen fading to black, until it cuts to DK waking up inside his hut.]
 * DK: (echoing) NOOOO!!!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster in the jungle at daytime. He has stolen the Crystal Coconut from Cranky's Cabin.]
 * Bluster: (with the Crystal Coconut) Ah, what a beautiful day. I have the Crystal Coconut in my hand, and Mumsy will be so proud of me if I impress Candy with this. Oh, I can see it all now; Me and Candy, on our honeymoon, living in our eternity of relaxing in a mansion...
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending (FMV)

 * [Fades to Bluster Barrelworks. Inside, Bluster is talking to Candy that he's the future ruler.]
 * Bluster: Hey, Candy. From now on, I'm top banana, the future ruler of Kongo Bongo.
 * Candy: (sarcastic) Mm-hmm, sure, Bluster.
 * Bluster: You don't believe me? Well, feast your eyes on this.
 * [Bluster shows Candy that he's got the Crystal Coconut, but she's not impressed.]
 * Candy: Nice fake.
 * [Bluster gets hit in the chest by the "OK" stamp, after getting pushed by Candy to the barrel-making machine. The Coconut flies off after Bluster got hurt, and is heading straight for the shredder.]
 * Bluster: (sees the Coconut) No! The Coconut!
 * [Bluster tries to run for the Coconut, but Candy stops him by pressing a button, for getting Bluster hit and launched off backwards by a "NO" stamp.]
 * [The two heroes DK and Diddy enter inside the factory and look around.]
 * Diddy: (spotting the Crystal Coconut heading straight for the shredder) There it is! There it is, DK! I'll get it!
 * [Diddy runs and hops onto the conveyor belt.]
 * Diddy: Catch, DK.
 * [Diddy kicks the Coconut to DK.]
 * DK: (catches the falling crystal orb) I got it, little buddy!
 * Bluster: (tries to stop DK) That's mine!
 * DK: (tosses the Coconut to Candy) Candy, catch!
 * [Bluster tackles DK.]
 * Candy: What?! (dodges the flying Crystal Coconut)
 * [The Crystal Coconut lands on the conveyor belt. Then, the Coconut and a falling log from the lumber chute get formed into Barrel 007, with the Coconut inside.]
 * Diddy: It's in that barrel!
 * DK: Barrel 007!
 * Bluster: Oh no, not 007! That barrel's scheduled for transport!
 * [Barrel 007 and all the other barrels are going inside a rocket barrel, ready for liftoff.]
 * DK: (off-screen) It's on the rocket!
 * [DK chases after the rocket, but Diddy tries to stop him.]
 * Diddy: Stop! Wait! It's too late, DK! It's gonna blow!
 * [Just before DK can get to the Coconut, the rocket fires and blasts off into the sky, making the cutscene fade to black and end.]

Intro (FMV)

 * [Fades to DK and Diddy talking to Bluster inside the factory, with Candy doing her job on her own.]
 * Diddy: So, what kind of a mission was the barrel going on?
 * Bluster: A secret one.
 * DK: Come on, Bluster, tell us. All of Kongo Bongo is in danger, because of you stealing the coconut. So, where is it?
 * Bluster: Why should I tell you?
 * DK: Because I'll pound you if you don't?
 * Bluster: Oh sure, I help make you guys look like heroes and I look like a jerk.
 * [Whistle blows.]
 * Candy: (stops working and talks to Bluster) Well, you already do. (leaves the factory) Break time.
 * Diddy: (to DK) Forget it, DK. Let's just go find it ourselves.
 * [DK and Diddy leave the factory.]
 * DK: This is on your head, Bluster.
 * Bluster: Oh, don't be like that. Fine, fine. I'll give you a little hint. Try the beach.
 * DK: (closing the factory doors along with Diddy) Great, lots of help. The beach stretches for miles.
 * Klump: (off-screen) Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup.
 * [The other doors on the right reveal General Klump and his Kritter troops.]
 * Klump: (marching along with the Kritters inside the factory) Kritters, halt.
 * Bluster: (gasps) Klump!
 * [Bluster gets surrounded by Klump and the Kritters.]
 * Bluster: What do you want with me?
 * Klump: The Crystal Coconut.
 * Bluster: (stammering) I-I-I don't have it. I-I-I've never had it. Never even seen it.
 * Klump: Fibber. It exited the factory in barrel 007, then launched into orbit by rocket barrel at 0100 hours. What was its trajectory plan?
 * Bluster: I'll never tell.
 * Klump: Suit yourself. Kritters!
 * [The Kritters power up their weapons at Bluster.]
 * Bluster: (chuckling nervously) Then again, I could have a little look at the dispatch log here. (looks through his dispatch log) Hmm... now, what barrel was that?
 * Klump: 007! Hand it over! (grabs and takes a look at Bluster's dispatch log) Hmm... "barrel 007, special delivery to Funky's Flights. Care of Funky Kong, The Beach." All right, soldiers, prepare to hit the beach.
 * [Klump and the Kritters march away out of the factory.]
 * Klump: Company, forward march. Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup...
 * [Bluster sighs in relief. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Activating Barrel Copter Mode

 * [Fades to Bluster hopping inside his barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: I will not let anyone take the Crystal Coconut back on my watch.
 * [Bluster starts his engine, and the barrel copter flies off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Entering the Beach

 * [Fades to the barrel copter arriving in the beach and landing on the ground. Bluster hops off.]
 * Bluster: (confused) Hmm... No Coconut? It must be hidden in the banana plantation!
 * [Bluster goes back to the barrel copter and flies off with it. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Entering the Mellow-Yellow Banana Plantation/Airplane Kritters Intro

 * [Fades to the barrel copter arriving in the banana plantation and landing on the ground. Bluster hops off.]
 * Bluster: Still no sign of that Coconut! Where could it be?!
 * [Bluster goes back to the barrel copter, but just before he can fly off with it, he spots Funky flying in his plane, with DK and Diddy on board, over to the White Mountains. Bluster turns on his barrel copter and tries to follow them. The copter flies off in the air.]
 * Bluster: Oh, that's right, you bumbling baboons. Lead me straight to the coconut. Then, this hairy ape is going to save the day.
 * [Airplane Kritters appear again and laugh.]
 * Bluster: Haven't I beaten you before? I don't want all of you pestering me again! This is your final warning!
 * Kritter #3: Go ahead, you chump chimp! We're just getting started!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending

 * [Kritters in airplanes are destroyed. Fades to Bluster flying inside his barrel copter, then moves and zooms to DK, Diddy, and Funky, flying on a plane.]
 * Diddy: DK, look!
 * DK: I can see it, little buddy! It's...
 * Funky: The White Mountains! Coming in for a spin!
 * [Funky's plane does a barrel roll, with DK and Diddy screaming.]
 * Funky: Yeah, you like it, no? It's crazy! Ha ha! Here it comes!
 * [The plane comes in for a landing and stops on ground. DK and Diddy hop off the plane.]
 * DK: Whoa, cool.
 * Diddy: Phew.
 * Funky: Okay, this is the place.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro

 * [Fades to the barrel copter arriving in the White Mountains and landing on the ground. Bluster hops off.]
 * Bluster: The Coconut's not lost in the beach nor the banana plantation, so I guess it might be in the White Mountains.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Eddie the Mean Old Yeti

 * [Fades to Bluster wandering around the White Mountains.]
 * Bluster: Hello? Has anyone got the Crystal for me? Hello?
 * [Suddenly, the sounds of a beast breathing is heard right behind Bluster. Bluster turns around to see who's making those noises. It was a snow white-colored yeti named Eddie, as in, "The Mean Old Yeti." Eddie has got and stolen Barrel 007.]
 * Bluster: (gasps and stutters) Y-Y-You're...
 * Eddie: Me Eddie... the Mean Old Yeti!
 * Bluster: You're holding Barrel 007! The Crystal Coconut's inside it! I order you to borrow it back to me, or else.
 * Eddie: No! Barrel mine!
 * Bluster: I'm warning you, Eddie, that belongs to me.
 * [Eddie roars loudly. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending Pt.1

 * [Bluster defeated Eddie. Fades to Eddie lying down on the snowy ground after the battle. Eddie got up and still got Barrel 007, then ran away with it, with DK and Diddy chasing after him.]
 * DK: (chases along with Diddy) Over there!
 * Diddy: (chases along with DK) Hey, Eddie! Come back!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending Pt.2 (FMV)

 * [Fades to the entrance of a cave, with Eddie's loud roaring heard inside. DK and Diddy run out of the cave with Barrel 007.]
 * Diddy: That's why he's called the Mean Old Yeti.
 * DK: (with Barrel 007) We're home free, little buddy!
 * Diddy: Almost!
 * [DK and Diddy fall in a dark hole, and DK drops Barrel 007.]
 * DK: (falling) The Coconut!
 * [DK and Diddy land on a large impact. Bluster shows up, and he has stolen Barrel 007. Bluster looks down at DK and Diddy.]
 * Bluster: Don't worry, chumps. The Coconut's safe with me. (chuckling)
 * [DK and Diddy are trapped, with their eyes only visible in the dark. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro Pt.1 (FMV)

 * [Fades to Bluster, with Barrel 007, waving down at DK and Diddy, who were trapped in a dark hole.]
 * Bluster: Hello down there.
 * Diddy: Bluster? Get us out of here, would ya?
 * Bluster: I don't think so. I'm going to take the coconut back. I'll be the hero and I'm going to have lunch with the gorilla of my dreams, Candy.
 * Klump: (off-screen) Halt!
 * [Bluster sees General Klump, and the Kritters, with their Klaptrap weapons.]
 * Klump: Hand over the coconut.
 * Bluster: Hmph... (turns his back on Klump) Never.
 * Klump: Kritters, ready, aim...
 * [The Kritters charge their weapons, until Bluster politely gives Barrel 007 to Klump.]
 * Bluster: All right, take it.
 * Klump: Good. I won't have to say "fire."
 * [The Kritters fire their Klaptrap guns rapidly after Klump said fire.]
 * Klump: (to the Kritters) What the... stop, you moronic, robotic lizards!  STOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!! 
 * Kritter #1: Stop? Did he say "stop?"
 * Kritter #2: I thought he said "fire!"
 * Klump: When I said "fire," I DIDN'T mean fire!
 * [The Kritters fire their guns rapidly again.]
 * Klump: (annoyed and disappointed) Oh, I give up. What's the use? Soon, King K. Rool will have his Barrel Supersonic Satellite and I'll be nothing but a rest home reptile.
 * [Inside the dark mine hole, DK and Diddy listen to General Klump's troops firing everywhere.]
 * Diddy: What's going on up there?
 * DK: I don't know, but there's Kritters and Klaptraps. That means King K. Rool's not far behind.
 * [Sounds of Klaptraps cheering and screaming out of the Kritters' weapons are heard. Bluster's hiding behind Barrel 007, until the banana flip on his head gets shaved and buzzed by Klaptraps. On top of Bluster's head, two Klaptraps tell a joke.]
 * Klaptrap #1: You know what I hate about hair?
 * Klaptrap #2: You eat a head full and half an hour later, you're hungry again.
 * [Rimshot. Bluster notices the banana flip on his head is missing.]
 * Bluster: My banana flip!
 * [Bluster screams and runs away, with Barrel 007 falling down the dark hole. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro Pt.2

 * [Fades to Bluster, without the banana flip on his head anymore, running away and escaping the White Mountains.]
 * Bluster: (panting) My favorite hairpiece and that orb of power inside that barrel were my only possessions used to impress Candy and now they're gone! I have to get out of this place right now! I'm about to freeze in here forever if I don't get to my barrel copter on time!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong, who safely hopped inside the barrel copter in the White Mountains on time.]
 * Bluster: That was a close one. Looks like I don't have to worry about everything for now. If I can just...
 * [Bluster hears Eddie the Yeti's roaring, so he quickly starts the copter's engine, then he flies back to Kongo Bongo Island. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro (FMV)

 * [Fades to DK, Diddy, and Funky, leaving the banana plantation and flying off with the plane. DK grabs the treasure map along with him. Bluster appears in the banana plantation, searching for something.]
 * Bluster: I'm certain I dropped that coin around here somewhere.
 * [The laughters of DK, Diddy, and Funky are heard off-screen.]
 * DK: (off-screen) We're going on a treasure hunt!
 * Funky: (off-screen) Right on, dude!
 * Bluster: (gasps) Treasure?
 * [Funky, on his plane, is taking DK and Diddy with them. Funky's plane flies off, with DK laughing and cheering.]
 * Funky: (controlling the plane) Hang on.
 * DK: Yo.
 * Bluster: I'm just one sneaky beat-them-to-it step away from becoming an even richer richest ape on Kongo Bongo Island! (goes off-screen, and then comes back on-screen again, to the audience) And that's rich. (goes off-screen)
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending Pt.1

 * [Fades to a cutscene with Bluster walking, after getting out of the jungle]
 * Bluster: Aha! (points to the barrel copter) There!
 * [Shows the barrel copter outside Bluster Barrelworks.]
 * Bluster: (off-screen) The barrel helicopter is the most useful island aircraft that I'll use to get to the treasure.
 * [Cuts back to Bluster.]
 * Bluster: I gotta get to it before anyone else does.
 * [Bluster looks around and goes to the barrel copter. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending Pt.2 (FMV)

 * [Fades to Bluster Kong setting up the barrel copter, outside Bluster Barrelworks.]
 * Bluster: That unimaginative Donkey Kong would be more than happy to trade whatever treasure he finds for a... a... station wagon to cart all his bananas around in.
 * [Rimshot. Bluster sees a view of Funky, DK, and Diddy laughing and flying off on a plane.]
 * DK: (on the plane) I'm gonna buy a king-sized banana split!
 * Candy: (off-screen) Hey, where's Donkey Kong going?
 * [Bluster turns around and notices Candy and Dixie.]
 * Bluster: (gasps) Candy! Forget that. You didn't see them. You're hallucinating. You just think Donkey Kong's going on a treasure hunt. Uh, can I re-phrase that?
 * Candy: (jealous) He's standing me up to go on a treasure hunt?! Why, OF ALL THE NERVE! I'LL...
 * Dixie: (interrupts Candy) Oh, Candy! "Treas-ure hunt," as in... "TREASURE hunt?"
 * Candy: (in excitement) "Treasure"? He's going on a TREASURE HUNT?
 * [Bluster gets bored inside the barrel copter.]
 * Bluster: (to Candy) Now, Candy, as foreman of the barrel...
 * [Candy and Dixie hop in the copter and bump Bluster over to the right.]
 * Candy: ARE YOU FLYING THIS OR AM I LEARNING HOW TO FLY IT WITHOUT YOU?!
 * [Bluster, Candy, and Dixie fly off inside the barrel copter.]
 * Dixie: (inside the copter) Good decision.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro (FMV)

 * [Fades to Funky's plane flying off in the sky, with DK and Diddy screaming. The barrel copter, with Bluster, Candy, and Dixie inside, appears in the scene.]
 * Candy: (inside the copter) And the first thing I'm gonna buy with my share is the barrel factory.
 * Bluster: (to Candy) Your share? It's my treasure. You're just along for the ride.
 * Dixie: Guys...
 * Candy: Watch yourself, Bluster, or you just might find yourself looking for a job.
 * Dixie: Guys.
 * Bluster: You mean like the job you used to have?
 * Dixie: (annoyed)  GUUUYYYYS!!! 
 * Bluster: Huh?
 * Dixie: Donkey and Diddy are going the other way.
 * [Dixie takes control of the barrel copter and Bluster screams in horror. The three Kongs inside the ride head straight for a tree in the jungle, then Bluster takes control and screams again so he can protect the copter from getting damaged. The barrel copter flies away. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending (FMV)

 * [Fades to Bluster and the barrel copter outside the mine entrance in the White Mountains.]
 * Bluster: There will be numerous dangers lurking in this dark mine. (to Candy and Dixie) Feel free to wait here in safety, while I... (notices the two female Kongs missing inside the barrel copter) Huh?
 * Dixie: (off-screen) Candy! Here's Funky's plane!
 * [Bluster sees Candy and Dixie inside the mine.]
 * Candy: (off-screen) We're on the right track! Come on, Dixie! Our treasure's waiting!
 * [Bluster goes inside the mine.]
 * Bluster: (running) My treasure! Mine!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro (FMV)

 * [Fades to Candy and Dixie running around inside the mine. Just then, King K. Rool and Krusha peek through and watch Candy and Dixie searching for the treasure.]
 * K. Rool: As soon as they find it, we take it, bid them a good doomsday, and take over the island. At last, Kongo Bongo Island will be mine. (laughing maniacally)
 * [K. Rool hears Bluster panting.]
 * K. Rool: What?
 * [K. Rool and Krusha hide quickly as Bluster appears and stops running, then sneaks off. K. Rool and Krusha appear again after hiding, watching Bluster sneaking off.]
 * K. Rool: (laughing)
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Kritter Battle Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster sneaking inside the mine.]
 * K. Rool: (off-screen) Royal subjects, take him out!
 * [Bluster hears something, then something appearing right in front of him is an army of Kritters, with their usual weapons powering up. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending

 * [Fades to a cutscene with Bluster, who defeated an army of Kritters inside the mine.]
 * Bluster: (running off) Stop! The treasure's mine, not yours!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro (FMV)

 * [Fades to a rock with a white "X" painted on it on the ground inside the mine. Funky and Diddy appear.]
 * Diddy: DK, you did it! You found the treasure!
 * [Cuts to DK, with a pile of rocks and a small barrel with a red "X" painted on it in the background.]
 * DK: I did do it, didn't I, Diddy?
 * Diddy: (off-screen, laughing) Yes!
 * DK: Now I can buy Candy the biggest present ever!
 * [Candy appears and walks up to DK.]
 * Candy: Thanks, Donkey Kong, but now I can buy my own gift, the barrel factory, so I don't have to work for Bluster!
 * [Bluster appears and stops running.]
 * Bluster: (panting) Oh, no, you don't. I'm buying Kongo Bongo Island, so everyone will have to work for me.
 * [Funky appears and walks in.]
 * Funky: Sorry, dudes and dudettes, I'm fixing my wings. Since that last landing, my... Uh... wish list is growing.
 * [Diddy, along with Dixie, watch and look at DK, Candy, Bluster, and Funky are arguing together.]
 * DK: (off-screen) But, Candy...
 * Candy: (off-screen) Barrel Factory!
 * Bluster: (off-screen) Kongo Bongo Island!
 * Funky: (off-screen) My wings!
 * K. Rool: (off-screen) My doomsday device.
 * [Diddy and Dixie look in shock, along with the other Kongs, at K. Rool and Krusha's appearance.]
 * K. Rool: (to the Kongs) If you don't mind.
 * DK: "Doomsday device"?
 * Bluster: (gasping) "Doomsday device"?!
 * [Funky opens his mouth as he tries to speak, but becomes worried.]
 * Funky: Heavy.
 * K. Rool: Let me explain. You see, without this doomsday device... call me a pessimist... But I should think taking over the island will continue being as bothersomely tedious as it has been thus far, whereas with this device I can wrest total control simply by threatening to use it to destroy the entire island. Which I might do anyway, because... (laughing) As they say, "absolute power corrupts absolutely!"
 * [K. Rool laughs evilly, while Krusha does a goofy and dorky laugh, in which K. Rool does not like. Krusha stops laughing.]
 * K. Rool: (to the Kongs) Regardless, you can appreciate the time you'll save yourselves by handing it over, so I can do away with you and get on as new dictator.
 * Diddy: (off-screen) Yipes.
 * DK: (off-screen, shuddering)
 * Funky: (off-screen) Bummer.
 * K. Rool: Gimme.
 * Funky: Too late, lizard lips. The babes went cruisin' with what you're losin' from the second you made the scene.
 * [DK and Diddy look at each other in shock.]
 * K. Rool: (to Krusha) Krusha, the cart!
 * [Krusha dashes off and brings in the minecart on the railroad.]
 * K. Rool: After them!
 * [Krusha rides off, leaving K. Rool behind.]
 * K. Rool: (chases after Krusha) NOT WITHOUT ME, YOU STUPID, THICK-HEADED TADPOLE!!!
 * [Wheel-squealing noises are heard and K. Rool crashes and coughs off-screen.]
 * K. Rool: (off-screen) Signal... your... stops!
 * DK: (to Diddy) If that treasure is what K. Rool thinks that treasure is, Diddy, our only hope of saving Candy, Dixie, and Kongo Bongo is to get it from them before he does. Let's go.
 * [DK and Diddy leave and chase after K. Rool and Krusha. Cuts to Funky and Bluster.]
 * Bluster: (waving to DK and Diddy) Well, I do wish you luck.
 * Funky: (to Bluster) DK said it was time to make like a banana and split. Dig?
 * Bluster: I'm afraid I'm a bit of a klutz when it comes to doomsday devices and...
 * [Funky grabs Bluster along with him for the ride. Bluster screams as he's getting pulled away. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending (FMV)

 * [Fades to Bluster and Funky riding along on the minecart at the end of the railroad.]
 * Bluster: (to DK and Diddy) Out of the way!
 * [The two Kongs crash into DK and Diddy on their own minecart, making them fall off the track and crashing on the beach. The treasure barrel that DK's holding flies off and lands on Bluster's hand. K. Rool laughs off-screen, with Bluster and Funky hearing it and turning around. K. Rool and Krusha on their minecart are gaining on the two Kongs.]
 * K. Rool: (laughing) Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
 * Bluster: (handing and tossing the treasure barrel over to K. Rool) Yours, yours, yours.
 * [The two Kremlings crash into the two Kongs, making Bluster scream and Funky shouting out his name to their big crash-landing.]
 * K. Rool: (waiting for the treasure to land on his hand) Come to papa.
 * [K. Rool grabs the falling treasure barrel.]
 * K. Rool: Ah...
 * [K. Rool and Krusha on the minecart crash-land and scream together on the beach. K. Rool groans in pain. Fades to black, then fades to Diddy and Dixie walking in the beach. Moves to the fallen minecart trapping on top of Bluster and Funky.]
 * Funky: (trapped inside the minecart) Whoa, maybe the gator dudes nuked the island!
 * Bluster: (trapped inside the minecart) What are we going to do?
 * Funky: Only thing we can do. Chill out here until someone gives us the all-clear sign.
 * Bluster: But that could take a long time.
 * Funky: So we get to know each other! Like, I'll tell you my middle name if you, like, tell me yours.
 * Bluster:  LET ME OUT OF HERE! SOMEONE, ANYONE!! GET ME OUT!!! I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES!!!!! SOMEONE, AAAANNYOOOONNE!!!!!!!! 
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro Pt.1 (FMV)

 * [Fades to Donkey Kong singing his song "100 Banana Bunches on the Wall" to Candy inside the barrel factory. Then, Bluster appears opening the doors and walking inside, until he sees DK dancing with Candy.]
 * Bluster: (to DK) D'oooh! Donkey Kong, you blathering baboon! I should have guessed you were behind this! Out! Out of my factory! NOW!
 * Candy: (still dancing with DK) But, Bluster!
 * Bluster: (to Candy) And you, back to work!
 * [Bluster gets tired of Candy ignoring her, so he punches on a button on the barrel-making machine multiple times to make DK and Candy stop dancing.]
 * Bluster: I'm the boss, and the boss says...
 * [The ringing from the button on the barrel-making machine is heard. Bluster sees an "OK" stamp coming for him, then gets hit and launched backwards by it and a barrel is formed around him. The conveyor belt moves Bluster inside the barrel.]
 * Bluster: (trapped in a barrel) Help! I'm stuck! Help!
 * [DK and Candy are still dancing and ignoring Bluster.]
 * Bluster: HEEEEEEEEEELLLP!!!!
 * [Bluster's going to get killed by the barrel-busting machine.]
 * Bluster: (off-screen)  HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!! 
 * [Cuts back to DK and Candy dancing, then cuts back to Bluster who's almost going to get shredded.]
 * Bluster: Help. Help!
 * [The sound of wood breaking makes DK fall and bump backwards on the button with his head to stop the shredding machine. DK feels the back of his head, and he may have saved Bluster's life. Metal creaking is heard. Cuts back to Bluster, who escaped from the barrel that he was trapped in and was saved from getting shredded to pieces. Some broken barrel bits were on the ground and on the conveyor belt.]
 * Bluster: (to DK) I had you all wrong, Donkey Kong.
 * [Bluster walks over to DK.]
 * Bluster: You are indeed a champ among chimps. I am forever in your debt, Donkey Kong. From this day forth, I, Bluster Kong, do hereby solemnly swear an oath of allegiance, to do all within my power to protect you from personal injury as long as I shall live.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro Pt.2

 * [Fades to Bluster walking out of the factory.]
 * Bluster: It appears that my senses tell me that Donkey Kong has left. Well, I'd better search for him. I'm not letting him sneak through some dangers on this island.
 * [Bluster goes and hops inside the barrel copter and takes off into the sky. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Bluster Saves DK (FMV)

 * [Fades to DK and Diddy swinging onto and playing with vines in the jungle, until they land on a tree branch to stop for a while.]
 * Diddy: (to DK) Bluster's decided to be your bodyguard?
 * DK: (to Diddy) He says he owes me, Diddy.
 * [DK and Diddy look at Bluster riding on a copter in the sky.]
 * Bluster: (to DK) Donkey Kong! I can't allow you to risk falling from those vines! I beg you to permit me to chauffeur you to your destination!
 * [Bluster makes DK catch the rope so he can get back to safety.]
 * DK: Might save a few calluses. Why not?
 * [DK hangs onto the rope and climbs away up to the top, leaving Diddy behind. The barrel copter flies off.]
 * Diddy: Hey! DK, wait! What about...
 * [Diddy jumps and tries to catch the rope so he can join along with DK, but falls down.]
 * Diddy: (screaming and falling down)  ...MEEEEEEEEEE?! 
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Airplane Kritters Intro

 * [Fades to the barrel copter flying out of the jungle, with Bluster inside, holding the rope down, along with DK grabbing and climbing up the rope.]
 * DK: Thanks for giving me the lift, Bluster.
 * [DK rides along with Bluster inside the copter.]
 * Bluster: It's the least I can do, my boy. For now on, we shall avoid anything that tries to stop us!
 * [The evil Kritters riding on airplanes appear again, and laugh at Bluster and DK. Bluster gasps in horror.]
 * DK: (to Bluster) You fought those before?
 * Bluster: Three times, actually. This time, it won't happen again! I'll guard you, Donkey Kong, while I take care of those lizards! (to the Kritters) Have at me all you want, Kritters!
 * Kritter #1: Well, at least he's begging to be killed. (to Bluster) Okay, then!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending

 * [Kritters in airplanes are destroyed. Fades to the barrel copter flying back to DK's hut on Kongo Bongo Island. Bluster drops off DK. Bluster flies off inside the copter, and DK waves at him. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro Pt.1 (FMV)

 * [Fades to Candy talking with DK on Kongo Bongo Island.]
 * Candy: You know, I really liked your song, Donkey Kong.
 * DK: Yeah? Well there's a whole lot more verses. Wanna hear 'em, Candy?
 * Candy: Later. Right now...
 * [Candy tries to kiss DK, until Bluster comes in and grabs Candy away from kissing DK.]
 * Bluster: No!
 * Candy: (gets grabbed away) Hey!
 * [Candy falls on the ground off-screen.]
 * Bluster: (to DK) Fear not, Donkey Kong! I'll save you!
 * DK: Save me from what?!
 * Bluster: GERMS! Kissing germs!
 * Candy: (to Bluster) You sayin' I've got germs?!
 * Bluster (to Candy) Nothing a spoonful of Mother's frog fungus tonic won't fix! (walks away) We may still have time.
 * DK: But, but...
 * [Bluster grabs DK away.]
 * Candy: (gets up, furious) Of all the nerve!
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro Pt.2

 * [Fades to DK walking in the jungle.]
 * DK: How could Bluster prevent me from kissing Candy like that? Candy doesn't have germs! I gotta tell Cranky about something.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending (FMV)

 * [Fades to Cranky's Cabin. DK, standing and balancing on top of the barrel, is talking to Cranky outside.]
 * DK: Bluster's convinced he's gonna pay me back for saving him, by spending the rest of his life protecting me, Cranky!
 * Cranky: What's HE going to protect you from?
 * [DK shrugs, then sees Bluster running to him.]
 * Bluster: NOO!!! Off the barrel, Donkey Kong! You might fall and...
 * [Bluster knocks DK off the barrel. Then it shows Bluster standing on top of the barrel. He is trying to make a perfect balance, but fails and rolls the barrel, making him crash into Klump and Krusha, hiding inside the barrels. Klump and Krusha roll and fall out of the cabin, then two traps launch them off in the air, then another, and then another, and it continues until they fall off. Bluster is shown sitting down on the ground.]
 * Bluster: I had no idea your day-to-day existence was so fraught with jeopardy.
 * Cranky: I knew he'd pack it in.
 * Bluster: (standing up, talking to DK) Therefore, I have no choice but to... stay by your side 24 hours a day to protect you from these dangers!
 * Cranky: (to DK) Looks like your new shadow parts its hair in the middle.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro (FMV)

 * [Fades to the view of Funky's Flights on Kongo Bongo Island. Inside, Bluster is talking with Funky.]
 * Bluster: And verily I say, Donkey Kong may throw himself into the very jaws of death, but I, Bluster Kong, will be there...
 * Funky: (tired) Whoa-ah-ah, slow down, dude. You're making me... (yawning) Sleepy.
 * Bluster: To the point. Have you seen Donkey Kong?
 * Funky: (off-screen) Yeah, like, DK as in the big green? Vinin' through the pines, breezin' in the trees?
 * Bluster: Very nice. Now, Donkey Kong, have you seen him?
 * Funky: (on-screen) Man, you are one tangled orangutan!
 * Bluster: Hmph!
 * [Bluster walks out of Funky's Flights in a huff. DK and Diddy appear after hiding behind two surfboards they're holding from Bluster.]
 * Funky: (off-screen) You were right, DK.
 * Bluster: (searching for DK off-screen) Yoo-hoo! Donkey Kong!
 * Funky: Bluster's hepped up high on this do or die hero jag.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending (FMV)

 * [Fades to Bluster inside the barrel copter flying and dropping down in the jungle with the railroad and cave entrance in the background. Klump and Krusha on their minecarts, hiding inside the cave entrance, are planning on capturing Bluster.]
 * Klump: Heh, I'll zoom by and grab that ape in one fell swoop.
 * [Cuts to Bluster seeing Diddy and Funky with a pile of bananas on the railroad in the background.]
 * Funky: (in the background, calling out for Bluster) Help, Bluster!
 * Klump: (off-screen) Ready, Krusha?
 * [Cuts back to Klump and Krusha.]
 * Klump: Now!
 * [Klump starts his engine on the minecart to catch Bluster, but Krusha falls off on the track. Cuts back to Bluster, who's seeing DK trapped under a pile of bananas.]
 * Funky: (off-screen) DK's trapped under this banana pile!
 * [Klump is about to capture Bluster.]
 * Bluster: (spin-dashes to protect DK) I'll save you!
 * Klump: (on the minecart, riding) Whoa, the ape yells!
 * [Klump sees a pile of bananas on the railroad track and crashes into them, with Krusha reacting to it in the background. Bluster stops spinning around and does a pose in front of Diddy and Funky.]
 * Bluster: Ta-da!
 * Funky: (shocked) Huh?
 * [Diddy and Funky look and see DK's cover blown after hiding under a banana pile. Shows Klump on the minecart driving away, while covered in a banana pile, throwing bananas out everywhere and exclaiming.]
 * Klump: (inside a pile of bananas) Stop this thing!
 * [Shows Bluster talking with DK, Diddy, and Funky.]
 * Bluster: (to DK) Germs, barrel rolling, rabid orangutans, banana piles? I can't believe the trouble you get yourself into, Donkey Kong!
 * DK: (to Bluster) So you're gonna give up trying to protect me?
 * Bluster: Nothing of the sort. From now on, I'm going to keep my eye on you...
 * [DK, Diddy, and Funky run away off-screen while Bluster's talking.]
 * Bluster: (looking around) ...Every, single, second.
 * [Bluster notices the three Kongs missing.]
 * Bluster: Well then, make that two eyes.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro

 * [Fades to Bluster in the jungle finding DK, Diddy, and Funky.]
 * Bluster: That troublesome baboon has wondered off somewhere.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Ending (FMV)

 * [Fades to Bluster in the jungle who's still finding DK, Diddy, and Funky.]
 * Bluster: Donkey Kong? One can only imagine the trouble he's got himself into this time. Oh, Donkey Kong?
 * [Bluster stops walking.]
 * Bluster: He most certainly has a habit of stepping right into it.
 * [Bluster sees a big red X painted on the ground under him.]
 * Bluster: (looking down) Hmm, what's this then?
 * [Moves to a trap barrel, tied onto a tree, targeting under Bluster. Then moves to Krusha, holding on a string of the trap barrel. Krusha pulls it down. Bluster screams as the falling barrel traps him inside. The barrel lands on the red X.]
 * Bluster: (trapped inside) Who turned out the lights?
 * [Krusha appears and grabs the barrel, but then, he hears Klump's screaming.]
 * Klump: (off-screen)  STOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!! 
 * [Krusha screams and runs away inside the mine cave from Klump going out of control on the minecart.]
 * Klump: (on the minecart)  STOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!! WILL SOMEBODY STOP... THIS... THIIIIIIIIIIIING?!?!?! 
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]

Intro Pt.1 (FMV)

 * [Fades to the hideout of King K. Rool. Inside, K. Rool and his army have kidnapped Bluster.]
 * K. Rool: (to Bluster) All right, you slick-haired, thick-jawed throwback! I know you and Donkey Kong are plotting against me. I want every last detail of your secret operation!
 * Bluster: (to K. Rool) I don't know what you're talking about! I had an operation on my baby toe once, but THAT'S IT!
 * K. Rool: Games, is it?
 * [K. Rool pounds a button on his control panel with his fist. A hydraulic whoosh is heard. Bluster looks down and screams at the platform going down, as a trap.]
 * Bluster: Penance?
 * K. Rool: My factory!
 * Bluster: Sounds like hard labor. Extremely hard labor.
 * K. Rool: You'll find out just how hard, unless you tell me the plan, Blister!
 * Bluster: But there is no plan! And that's Bluster.
 * K. Rool: Time's running out. Get ready for some blisters... "Bluster."
 * Bluster: (to himself) Some hero I turned out to be. I can't even get myself out of a jam! Oh, what would Donkey Kong do? Think, Bluster, thi-(gets an idea, then talks to K. Rool) Don't I get a last request?
 * K. Rool: A last request? I suppose... But it can't be too expensive.
 * Bluster: Not at all. I simple wish... (clearing throat) To sing a song.
 * [K. Rool stares at Bluster in shock, and Krusha and one of the Kritters look at each other. Bluster starts dancing and singing.]
 * Bluster: (singing) 100 banana bunches on the wall, 100 banana bunches, if one of the bunches should happen to bruise, 99 banana bunches on the wall! 99 banana bunches on the wall, 99 banana bunches, if one of those bunches should happen to bruise, 98 banana bunches on the wall! (to Krusha and the Kritters) Everybody, come on, join in! Ahaha!
 * [Krusha and the Kritters join along with Bluster.]
 * Bluster: (continues singing, off-screen) 97 banana bunches on the wall, 97 banana bunches...
 * [Fades to DK, Diddy, and Funky in the beachfront of Kongo Bongo Island.]
 * DK: (to Funky) But I still don't understand why Bluster didn't come to the rescue!
 * [Cranky pops up as a hologram.]
 * Cranky: (to the three Kongs) Why do you think I came to you in the first place? I saw a vision of Bluster in the Crystal Coconut. He was in King K. Rool's factory.
 * [Shows Funky, who somehow has no teeth in the shot.]
 * Funky: Sounds like the hero saver needs saving.
 * [DK and Diddy ride on Funky's plane.]
 * DK: BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SLAMMA!!
 * [The plane takes off in the sky, spins down, and turns around.]
 * DK and Diddy: WHOAAAAAAAA!!!
 * [The plane's machine pops.]
 * Diddy: (on the plane) The other way, DK, the other way!
 * [The plane flies off to K. Rool's factory. Shows Cranky's hologram and Funky watching over DK and Diddy flying off together.]
 * Cranky: It's such a waste.
 * Funky: Hang loose, Big C. DK can take care of himself.
 * Cranky: I mean your plane.
 * [Cranky's hologram disappears.]
 * Funky: (frowning) Oh yeah... Bummer.
 * [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]