Thread:Coolot1/@comment-31765930-20190524172822/@comment-31765930-20190524175254

ah yes good ol Pauline Peril lemme tell you bout it

Pauline was a reporter for The Daily Noose, which was owned by her father, Porterhouse P. Peril. The editor, Snodgrass McViper, was also, unbeknownst to anyone but the readers, the villain. The assignments Snoddy gave her, which involved dangerous deep-sea dives, deadly mountain climbs and similar hazards, were designed to eliminate her as Porterhouse's heir-apparent, in hopes that he'd bestow his wealth upon his faithful editor instead.