Ed, Edd n Eddy the Movie: The Ed-Touchables/Transcript

This is the transcript of the animated reboot film of Ed, Edd n Eddy, Ed, Edd n Eddy the Movie: The Ed-Touchables

Part 1: Opening/Meet Double D
(Shows Cartoon Network logo)

Cartoon Network

presents

An

a.k.a. Cartoon

Production

A

Danny Antonucci

film

(The scene fades to a long-shot view of the cul-de-sac. It looks peaceful and quiet. The title flashes on the screen.)

ED, EDD N EDDY: THE ED-TOUCHABLES

(A backyard is shown. There is a kiddie pool set up with a toy boat gently rocking in it. Behind the pool is a clothesline, strung with clothes.)

Based on the TV Series and Characters Created by

Danny Antonucci

(A sprinkler is watering Kevin's lawn. Kevin's bike is leaned against the garage. A close-up is shown of the sprinkler moving back and forth before looking at another house across the street.)

Written by

Jono Howard

Mike Kubat

Rachel Connor

Stacy Warnick

Danny Antonucci

(Rolf's tractor is sitting abandoned in a field of weeds. Rolf seems to have been mowing the lawn before suddenly stopping for some unknown reason. The wind blows, and some dandelion seeds come loose and float to another lawn, where a checkers game seems to have been in progress. A half-finished bottle of soda and a can of wood varnish occupy each end of the board.)

Music by

Patric Caird

(An abandoned basketball is seen next to a game of hopscotch. Strangely, the number on the end is 62, and the square is incomplete. Following the said trail, we find some broken chalk, two abandoned shoes, a skateboard with the wheels still rolling, and a dropped ice-cream cone on which ants are crawling.)

Directed by

Danny Antonucci

(The scene cuts to a blue house. Inside the house lives a weak but intelligent 14-year-old boy. The scene cuts to the boy inside his room. He uses a labeler to label the stuff in his room, such as a desk lamp labeled "Desk Lamp", a bookshelf full of books labeled "Books", a desk labeled "Desk", a laptop labeled "Computer", and an alarm clock labeled "Alarm Clock". Around the room can be seen other evidence of his labeling, such as a bed labeled "Sack" and a label reading "Door Knob" next to the doorknob.)

Boy: 4,820, 4,821, 4,822, 4,823, 4,824... Ooh, I like what you've done with that tunnel. 4,825, 4,826, 4,827, 4,828, 4,829, 4,830, 4,831, 4,832, 4,833, 4834, 4,835, 4,836, and finally, 4,837. Well, that's everybody. Four thousand eight hundred and... (does some calculations on an abacus) ...thirty-seven.

(The boy places a label reading "Ants: 4,837" on his ant farm.)

More coming soon!