SpongeBob's Crossover Misadventure/Transcript

Trailer

 * [The SpongeBob theme song intro plays. Once the scene changes to the title logo of the series, it bubble-transitions to SpongeBob & Patrick in the Surface Land tour bus, looking at JimBob cooking Slabby Patties. Patrick is drooling, SpongeBob is concerned.]
 * SpongeBob: Patrick? Patrick? Listen to me! Don't you dare steal a Slabby Patty! You might get-
 * [Patrick leaps out of the bus.]
 * SpongeBob: -caught.
 * [E.T. by Katy Perry starts playing.]
 * 🎵Extra-terrestrial🎵
 * [Transition to Industry Baby by Lil Nas X & Jack Harlow.]
 * THIS MAY 1
 * 🎵I told you🎵
 * [Cut to the Surface Land bus driving.]
 * 🎵long ago🎵
 * SpongeBob: This is so exciting!
 * 🎵On the road🎵
 * GET READY
 * 🎵I got what they waiting for🎵
 * Patrick: Things are gonna get crazy!
 * Charlie: LOOK OUT!
 * 🎵I don't run from nothin, dog🎵
 * FOR A 25TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL
 * [Uzi & N doing the Knife Dance.]
 * 🎵Get yo soldiers🎵
 * [Soldier & Spy dancing.]
 * 🎵Tell 'em I ain't layin low🎵
 * [Bliss does a shockblast.]
 * 🎵You was never really rooting for me, anyway🎵
 * Optimus: Then we bring the fight to him!
 * [SpongeBob & Patrick shooting the potatoes.]
 * 🎵When I'm back up at the top I wanna hear you say🎵
 * Bliss: It's over.
 * LIKE NEVER BEFORE
 * 🎵He don't run from nothing, dog🎵
 * [Rube swerving the bus, as he & the tourists scream.]
 * 🎵Get yo soldiers🎵
 * SpongeBob: Extra ketchup, extra mustard!
 * Patrick: Hold the mayo!
 * [Optimus spinning around Sporde's goons]
 * 🎵Tell' em that the break is over🎵
 * [Uzi is startled by a drop of water from the sink for some reason.]
 * [Cut to SpongeBob on Rube's head.]
 * SpongeBob: Rube! What, is, THAT?!
 * [The SpongeBob's Crossover Misadventure logo appears.]
 * 🎵Tell 'em I ain't laying low🎵 (🎵Extra-terrestrial🎵)
 * [Transition to the Surface Land bus driving at a sidewalk.]
 * Rube: This is the most amazing thing I've ever done! (laughs as the main cast is billed)
 * TOM KENNY BILL FAGERBAKKE MR. LAWRENCE with OLIVIA OLSON and BEN DISKIN
 * MAY 1 9:30p ON CARTOON CHANNELS EVERYWHERE
 * [The 2023 Nickelodeon logo appears.]

TV special

 * [Bubble transition to SpongeBob's house. Inside, his alarm clock goes off & honks. SpongeBob wakes up.]
 * SpongeBob: Good morning, Gary!
 * [SpongeBob pats Gary on the head. He then hears a knock on the door.]
 * SpongeBob: On it!
 * [SpongeBob jumps out of his pajamas & into his regular clothes. He goes to the door, revealing the knocker to be Patrick.]
 * SpongeBob: Hi, buddy! What brings you here?
 * Patrick: Oh, I was just wondering what plans do you have for the day.
 * SpongeBob: Plans? Um... I don't have any plans for today.
 * Patrick: Me neither. My brain is fried.
 * [A Surface Land tour bus appears. SpongeBob sees it, & flashbacks to the time he went to the surface for his 33rd birthday.]
 * SpongeBob: Scratch what I said earlier, I have an idea, pal! How would you like to take a little sightseeing tour with me?
 * Patrick: Oooooohhhh, I remember! Come on buddy! Let's go!
 * [SpongeBob locks his front door & puts the keys in his pocket once done. He & Patrick then walk to the bus & get in as it drives off.]
 * Rube: Hey, SpongeBob! Hey, Patrick! I see you've decided to join us on another amazing trip to the surface!
 * SpongeBob & Patrick: Rube!
 * Rube: Alright, passengers, y'all know the rules: Sit in an upright position, don't say any inappropriate language, no horseplay, no diggin', no dancin', no tannin', no cookin', no fencin', no drownin', no moltin', no runnin', no trespassin', no peekin', & no balloons!
 * [The tour bus drives for miles & miles & miles until they approach Upsy-Daisy Street.]
 * Rube: Now, we are on our way to Upsy-Daisy Street, so make sure to buckle up your seatbelts before we get there!
 * [All the tourists, buckle their seatbelts.]
 * Tourists: Seatbelts, check!
 * [After time, they finally reach Upsy-Daisy Street.]
 * Rube: Okay, everybody! We're now on Upsy-Daisy Street, & ready for liftoff!
 * [Everyone pulls out their panic bags as they get off the street. Rube honks the bus horn, & when the bus falls down, Frenchy's submarine catches it. SpongeBob looks out of the window to greet him.]
 * SpongeBob: Oui, oui, Frenchy!
 * [David Hasselhoff is seen kayaking when Human Rainbow Dash & Applejack topple him while surfing, as the submarine emerges. The tourists run to the back of the bus to wave Frenchy goodbye.]
 * Tourists: Goodbye, Frenchy!
 * Frenchy: Au revoir, my friends!
 * [The bus drives off the surface of the submarine as it goes back into the ocean. The bus makes it way through the beach.]
 * Rube: Now remember, everyone, keep your arms & legs inside the bus at all times as always so that no one gets harmed by the beach giraffes!
 * [As they drive, they see Star making Marco into a sand mermaid, which they take pictures of. The bus drives off before the 2 could notice.]
 * Marco: What was that?
 * Star: I don't know, Marco. I honestly don't know.
 * [The tourists see before them some people dancing in their way.]
 * Rube: Brace yourselves, everyone! We are going to be going in a crazy zone!
 * [As the bus drives through the party, Patrick notices a familiar sight...]
 * Patrick: IS THAT BEACH BLANKET BEAN-GO!?
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, no! We can't risk wasting our time refilling this bus with water!
 * [Patrick tries containing himself, but cannot hold back any longer. He had to do it. He pushes Rube off his seat & drives.]
 * Patrick: MUST... HAVE... BEANS!!! 
 * SpongeBob: Rube, get up! We gotta stop him!
 * [As Patrick drives, the people partying avoid the crazy driving starfish. Once Patrick leapt to the mic, Rube got back on the driver's seat.]
 * Patrick: Wrong answer!
 * [Beanie McBeans fires the bean cannon, & Patrick makes his mouth big so all of the beans catch his mouth only. Once he ate them all, he got back on his seat as the bus got off the podium.]
 * Rube: Alright, passengers, we'll be driving at a slower speed than our usual to ensure Patrick doesn't get a tummy-ache.
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, don't let your gluttony take over you next time. Maybe we should stay away from Beach Blanket Bean-Go from here on out.
 * [As the bus reaches a park, they hear a loud voice singing far off on the towers.]
 * Suction Cup Man: 🎵Oh, I've been climbin' up your tower, you can kiss my (dolphin chirp).🎵
 * [A man in a suit appears in the window next to him spray him off the building.]
 * Suction Cup Man: Whoa, (dolphin chirp)!
 * Guy Business: Haha, (dolphin chirp) you!
 * Suction Cup Man: (dolphin chirp) you, I'll be back!
 * SpongeBob: Are they using... "sentence enhancers"?
 * Rube: Okay, everybody, we are heading next to somewhere beach giraffes go to like most kids in Bikini Bottom: school!
 * [A red card is seen coming their way, with an old man & his robot butler in it.]
 * Sir Edmund Burton: Get out of the way!
 * SpongeBob: Rube! Back up the bus!
 * [Rube steers the bus in reverse, as they drive away to a much safer area.]
 * Rube: Okay, we'll stay on the path where it's not so dangerous.
 * [As they driver farther, they drive onto some electric wires whilst bypassing a convention.]
 * SpongeBob: Ooh, what's this place, Rube?
 * Rube: This is a beach giraffe gathering expo & market! The beach giraffes get to see so many amazing things & wonders that only Surface Land can offer!
 * Tourists: Whoa!
 * [The tourists start taking pictures of the sights. Not long after, they finally reach Midway Elementary.]
 * Rube: Alright, folks! Here we are at our next stop: beach giraffe school!
 * [The tourists take pictures as they venture, but SpongeBob turns around to see some familiar faces...]
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, look! It's them for the third time!
 * Patrick: I don't particularly hate them, but why is it that every time we go to Surface Land now, we run into these guys?
 * Bubbles: What's wrong, Bliss?
 * Bliss: It's just, I've never been to school before.
 * [The tour bus bypasses the lockers.]
 * Rebecca: Yeah, meeting Brad in an hour.
 * [Uzi falls off a small stand of books & tries throwing a book at her.]
 * Rebecca: Can you imagine going to prom alone?
 * [Uzi's book hits Braiden instead.]
 * Trevor: Ha, I'd be all like, "I don't deserve happiness."
 * [Patrick cowers at a girl wearing braces, & Uzi chasing after Rebecca, with a LETHAL RAILGUN, no less! The bus enters a janitor's closet. Once they've entered, they see Bliss being tackled by an unknown individual, who pulls out a gun. The tourists scream, but luckily, Bliss throws the gun away as they start finger-pointing.]
 * Bliss & the boy: (in unison) YOU'RE the alien! I'm the alien? What? No, I'm not!
 * Bliss: Wait, you first.
 * Logan: Name's Logan Logan, Universal Protection Bureau. I'm on the hunt for a deadly alien called, "The Sporde".
 * SpongeBob: The Sporde?
 * Patrick: The Spord-e?
 * Bliss: Me too! I destroyed a bunch of his nests.
 * Patrick: Me three! I took & ate a lot of his beans!
 * SpongeBob: Shhhh! Patrick! What did I tell you about drawing attention?
 * Patrick: What? If there's a deadly alien on the loose in this school, why can we not help?
 * Rube: I understand you wanna find this alien, Patrick, but what can we do about it? I don't think we're big & strong enough to take on these aliens!
 * Logan: So, have you uh, found anything? Besides me, of course.
 * Bliss: (chuckles) No. I didn't really grow up here, so, everything is weird & out of place to me.
 * Logan: Me too!
 * Patrick: Wait, he didn't grow up with school? Something's up...
 * Bliss: Oh, yeah.
 * [The 2 start to get closer to each other to kiss.]
 * Rube: This is getting too crazy for comfort. We better split!
 * [Rube drives the bus out of the room.]
 * Bliss: Huh? What's that? (lifts up the tour bus as the tourists scream)
 * SpongeBob: NO! PLEASE! You wouldn't wanna eat a sea sponge, would ya?
 * Bliss: Um, no? What exactly are you-oh yeah, that's right. We should probably introduce ourselves, My name is-
 * Patrick: Ah, don't worry, we were eavesdropping on your conversation, so we know who you are. The name's Patrick Star, but you might recognize me as Mr. Superawesomeness.
 * Bliss: Wait, you were the guys who helped us take down HIM?
 * Logan: Wait, are you talking about me?
 * Bliss: Um, no. I'll tell you about it later.
 * Patrick: Yep, that's us. (brings in SpongeBob) This is my best pal, SpongeBob, or as you knew him, the Invincibubble.
 * Rube: And I'm Rube, a tour guide for Surface Land Tours! We are here to traverse the amazing Surface Land! And before you ask, thought we may seem like aliens because of our ability to talk, we're not! We just came from underwater!
 * PA System: Lunchtime!
 * SpongeBob: What was that?
 * Logan: That was the public announcement system. We should head to the cafeteria before the janitor catches on to us.
 * Bliss: We might even find Sporde there. He can shapeshift, after all.
 * [The tourists, Bliss, & Logan head out as they are surrounded by other students going in the cafeteria. As they drive, Patrick notices a ketchup packet & hugs it ]
 * Patrick: Oh, come here!
 * [The packet explodes, & Patrick licks every surface where the ketchup splattered. They head to the table where Bliss' other sisters are, & see a girl eating cookies.]
 * Rube: Oh my, it's pie!
 * [The tourists have a look, as the girl quickly chows down on the cookies. Patrick leaps out & nabs the cookie tray from her, eating all of them at once. Blossom turns to see who ate all the cookies.]
 * Blossom: What the, why is there a starfish hogging the cookies?
 * Patrick: COOKIES WEREN'T ENOUGH! ME STILL HANGRY! I NEED MORE!!! I NEEED MORRRREEEE!!!  PATRICK NEED MOOOOOORREEEEE!!! 
 * Blossom: Okay, buddy, maybe at the Spring Fling.
 * Patrick: What? Where? Do you all have springs so I can fling it at anyone, that way I can have more cookies?
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't think it works that way.
 * Blossom: Um, yeah. It's a prom event. Uh, Bliss, are these your pets?
 * Patrick: (hugs Blossom's face) ME NOT PET! ME PATRICK! OMNONONMNNOMNOMNOM-
 * SpongeBob: Sorry about him. Guess the cookies made him crazy. Anyways, hi, Blossom! Hi, Bubbles! Hi, Buttercup!
 * Buttercup: How does the dishwashing sponge know our names?
 * SpongeBob: Because for the past 3 times we've travelled the surface, we've been running into you guys! Anyways, my name is SpongeBob SquarePants! But you know me better as the Invincibubble! Remember the time we fought against HIM?
 * Bubbles: Oh, yeah! Wait a minute, are you his secret identity?
 * SpongeBob: I sure am! That over there is Patrick, or, Mr. Superawesomeness!
 * Bubbles: Oh, he's my favorite out of you guys! Probably because he shoots ice cream!
 * Blossom: Anyway, Logan, it's pretty impressive you became a UPB agent so young!
 * Logan: Thanks! It's pretty cool seeing such young superheroes too!
 * Patrick: What about us? (throws a cookie at Logan)
 * Logan: OW! What was that for?
 * SpongeBob: Sorry about him, Patrick has moments where he acts before he thinks.
 * [Suddenly, they hear a sound of a scorpion-looking creature roaring before them.]
 * SpongeBob: AAAAAHH!!! WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?!
 * Logan: It's Sporde! Freeze! (is knocked away but is saved by Bliss with her mind powers) Oh! Thanks.
 * Bliss: (chuckles) Thanks.
 * Logan: I just said that.
 * Bliss: Oh, yeah. (accidentally drops Logan)
 * Buttercup: Less talking, more punching!
 * [The Girls then take on 'Sporde', but the alien easily beats them, culminating in it lunging at Bliss.]
 * Rube: It's gonna eat us! RUN!
 * [As the tourists panick, Patrick decides to take matters into his own hands & get them dirty. He leaps out of the bus.]
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, NO!
 * Patrick: You underestimate my POWER! ('Sporde' slices him in half, whilst launching him back in the bus) OW!
 * Bubbles: Oh, no! (approaches the bus) Um, Mr. Superawesomeness? Are you okay?
 * Patrick: FINLAND!
 * SpongeBob: Don't worry, Bubbles. He's fine. He's a starfish, after all.
 * Bubbles: Wait, what's the deal with being a starfish?
 * SpongeBob: Like sea sponges, starfishes are one of the many creatures who can regenerate their limbs. (as he says this, Patrick's lower half grows back)
 * Blossom: Bubbles! Battering ram!
 * Bubbles: Right! (is enclosed in a glowing blue ram & attacks 'Sporde') Hey!
 * [She rams 'Sporde' into a wall as it spits out a larvae. Logan quickly vaporizes it.]
 * Logan: So long, Sporde! You just ate your last cookie!
 * Tourists: Phew!
 * Rube: That sure was a close one, eh, folks! Amazing!
 * Logan: We did it! (hugs Bliss, & they start to kiss)
 * SpongeBob: I can't look!
 * Janitor: Hey! Get out of my lunch room!
 * Blossom: Um, this isn't your lunch room.
 * Janitor: Oh, it is until 7 'o clock when the Spring Fling dance starts. Now SKEDADDLE, YOUNG MESSMAKERS!
 * Patrick: Rude!
 * SpongeBob: Hmmmm, he almost sounds like Old Man Walker.
 * [The Girls leave the cafeteria.]
 * Bubbles: Ooooh, Spring Fling!
 * SpongeBob: ARE YOU READY?
 * Bubbles: Yeah! Are you ready?
 * SpongeBob: Oh, me? Well, it's a common fact that I'MMMMMM READDDDYYYYYYY!!!
 * Patrick: Woo-hoo! I can't wait to fling some springs!
 * Rube: This is gonna be amazing!
 * Blossom: I gotta bake some more cookies!
 * Logan: (to Bliss) Well, I guess I gotta get back to HQ; ahead of schedule; wish I didn't have to, rest of my week's... free...
 * Patrick: Ahead of schedule, eh? (gets close to Logan's face) What are you hiding, behind that charismatic face?
 * SpongeBob: Patrick! What are you thinking? (to Logan & Bliss) Get used to this.
 * Patrick: Sorry SpongeBob... instinct.
 * Bliss: (to Logan) Well, maybe we could-
 * Logan: -yes I'd love to go to the dance with you.
 * Patrick: That change of mind is very suspicious.
 * Bliss: Great! Yeah I mean, great.
 * Logan: See ya there! (leaves)
 * Bliss: See... ya there!
 * Logan: (offscreen) I just said that!
 * [Bliss chuckles & twirls, but then...]
 * Janitor: Hey, get out already!
 * [Bliss & the bus leave, as the camera fades to Patrick's serious face.]
 * Patrick: (internal thoughts) You think you can escape me, Logan? I'm telling ya, I'm gonna blow your cover tonight, & we'll just see how Bliss feels. You're not who everyone else thinks you are, & I'm gonna prove it. Mark my words, you skunk! Mark my words...
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, are you okay?
 * Patrick: (snaps out of his inner monologue) Uh, YEAH! I CAN'T WAIT TO SPRING SOME FLINGS- (realizes who he's taking to) I mean, kinda. Logan just been acting, very suspicious. I don't even think we can trust him. Remember, Sporde can shapeshift, so there's high chances he might be Sporde.
 * SpongeBob: Eh, fair point.
 * [The bus drives inside a CR. Inside, Uzi is preparing for prom when larvae start crawling out of the sink.]
 * Patrick: What are those?
 * SpongeBob: They might be just like that wormy thing 'Sporde' belched out.
 * Patrick: (screams) They're everywhere!
 * Rube: Let's vamoose before she notices us!
 * [He drives the bus off & while Uzi notices, she doesn't give much attention to it. The bus ends up in a meeting room between the Downfall version of Hitler & his cronies.]
 * Rube: Let's watch the strange rituals that will take place.
 * Jodl: My Fuhrer, what is your plan against Sporde?
 * Hitler: I plan for an advanced security system in every single way, if we are to prevent Sporde from crashing at prom.
 * Jodl: What exactly are the contents of the plan, my Fuhrer?
 * Hitler: Our most trusted troops will be in charge of the cameras, while Steiner is assigned as a bodyguard at the event.
 * Krebs: Me & my fish were told by one of the students that larvae came out of the bathroom while they were preparing. I have a feeling it has a connection to Sporde.
 * Hitler: Don't worry, I have Wenck investigating the plumbing systems of the school to remove every single Sporde-related track.
 * Jodl: But my Fuhrer, I object to this plan!
 * Hitler: What else could possibly be your excuse for objecting?
 * Jodl: Your plans always end up failing!
 * Hitler: Seriously, you ALWAYS think my plans are terrible! Would you stop doubting your dear leader? I think your objecting is why my plans usually fail!
 * Patrick: Oh, he's got him there.
 * [The bus drives out of their meeting room. Once they're in a hallway, they see Uzi again, running. While she is doing this, the men's CR door slams open in front of her. Causing her to fall. The figure who gets out of the CR seemed familiar to Uzi...]
 * Uzi: N?!
 * N: Uzi?
 * Uzi: Why are-
 * N: You look-
 * Uzi: How did-
 * N: I-uh...
 * Uzi: I think something bad...
 * Patrick: Exactly! Something's bad's gonna happen later: the wrath of Sporde! (SpongeBob shushes him)
 * N: I could... help, (under breath) but you probably don't want me...
 * Uzi: Uh... no, I could use the... help... of you... being there... with me...
 * N: (smiles, wraps his hands around Uzi, whispering) Dapper buddies!
 * [Uzi smacks him off, but does a cat smile. The bus then leaves them & enter the Spring Fling along with 2 other men.]
 * Soldier: I've got a good feeling about this!
 * Spy: Proceed!
 * Rube: Alright, everyone! We're here at the Spring Fling!
 * SpongeBob: (cool voice) Oh, I'm ready for this!
 * [As they enter the venue, it was a great party going on.]
 * Merasmus: Yes! Merasmus is here to party all night long! Dance, everyone! (maniacally laughs)
 * Spy: Let us dance!
 * Soldier: Oh, yeah!
 * [Soldier & Spy join the dancers as the tourists start dancing too, when they are approached by Buttercup, dressed in a spiffy suit.]
 * Buttercup: Would you guys move it? You might cause an obstruction in the path!
 * SpongeBob: (cool voice) Gotcha, Butter.
 * Buttercup: Wait, you didn't sound like that before! But I'll admit, it's better than your other voice.
 * SpongeBob: (cool voice) That's because my tooth gap is gone. I know, it's crazy talk, mommy, crazy talk. Would you like to hear my voice with the gap?
 * Buttercup: No, no thanks. (to Blossom) How's it goin' over there, Bloss?
 * Blossom: Great! My cookies are selling better than hotcakes!
 * Buttercup: I do not get why people like those cookies so much.
 * Bubbles: Uh, me neither. Especially when they leave so many crumbs.
 * Patrick: Those cookies are tasty! You 2 should know that!
 * Buttercup: Yeah, tasty for you.
 * SpongeBob: People do have different senses of taste, so. (bus bypasses the dancers as they get to more food stops. SpongeBob notices one standing out) The Trusty Slab? I remember that from the first time we visited Surface Land. Since then, I swore to never step foot on beach giraffes kitchens or else I'll be mistaken for cheese.
 * Rube: (stops the bus near the counter, where human Patrick tries order a Slabby Patty) Let's watch these hungry beach giraffes as they struggle to communicate.
 * Patrick (live-action): No, no wait! I'll have the uh...
 * Manward: Sir, could you please order something? There are a lot of people waiting here! Some of us have lives.
 * Patrick (live action): Don't rush me, I almost had it! Uh...
 * Patrick: (laughs, & spits out the ketchup packet from lunch) That guy's so dumb!
 * Mr. Slabs: (gasps at the complaining customers) Me customers! Alright, alright, alright! What's the hold-up here, Mr. Manward?
 * Manward: How should I know? Go ask your persnickety fry cook.
 * Mr. Slabs: Let me see about that! (grabs Patrick's money & puts them in the register) You'll be having the number 3 with cheese.
 * Patrick (live-action): Aw, that's what I was gonna order! Uh, I'll have number cheese with cheese.
 * Manward: Don't you have somewhere else to be a nitwit?
 * Patrick (live-action): Not until 4:00.
 * [Slabs laughs, as he & the tour bus get in the kitchen, where JimBob is cooking.]
 * Mr. Slabs: JimBob! Where are their burgers?
 * JimBob: Oh, Mr. Slabs! You know I can't serve a Slabby Patty until it's (singy-songy) cooked... just... right! (pinches Mr. Slabs left cheek)
 * [JimBob] Slabby Patty, it's cooked just right! Slabby Patty, day & night! What a nifty, tasty sight! Slabby Patty, & it's cookied just right!
 * [JimBob starts scatting as the tourists look.]
 * SpongeBob: Even if he did mistake me for cheese, I still love this guy!
 * [SpongeBob laughs as JimBob continues scatting, that is, until Mr. Slabs grumbles, causing him to stop.]
 * Mr. Slabs: Enough of that!
 * JimBob: Sorry, sir.
 * Mr. Slabs: Get those ship-shape burgers shipped out!
 * JimBob: (salutes) Yes, Mr. Slabs. It won't happen again, Mr. Slabs, sorry, Mr. Slabs. (Mr. Slabs grumbles) Alright troops, prepare to be deployed! (grows 6 more arms as he goes to work)
 * Patrick: Giant patties! (faints as JimBob had finished prepping)
 * JimBob: (smugly laughs) Whoopa!
 * [Patrick then drools over JimBob's work, wanting to take a patty. SpongeBob grows concerned.]
 * SpongeBob: Patrick? Patrick? Listen to me! Don't you dare steal a Slabby Patty! You might get-
 * [Patrick leaps out of the bus.]
 * SpongeBob: -caught.
 * [As quickly as possible when JimBob flips up a patty, Patrick leaps & catches it at the speed of light & returns to the bus with it.]
 * JimBob: Huh? Where'd the patty go? Oh well, I can just get more in the freezer.
 * [Meanwhile, the bus backs away as JimBob goes to the freezer.]
 * Patrick: Who's hungry?
 * Rube: Amazing!
 * [The tourists cheer as they swarm Patrick & the patty.]