Adventure Time: Awakening/Trailer transcripts

(The green screen and text appear where it says "The following preview has been approved to accompany this feature by the Motion Picture Association of America." The screen goes to black. The scene fades to Candy Kingdom in the dark and stormy night as the song plays "Main Titles" from "Beetlejuice" by Danny Elfman. The scene cuts to black as text reads "4 Years", "48 Months", "1,460 Days", "35,040 Hours", "2,102,400 Minutes" and "In Adventure Years.")
 * Teaser Trailer 1

Narrator: It's been four long years since the Great Gum War. 48 months to relive every detail. 1,460 days to think about what went wrong. And 35,040 hours to plot revenge. That's 2,102,400 minutes... in adventure years.

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess who laughs like a lunatic in her cell and the song plays "The Boys are Back in Town" by Thin Lizzy. The scene cuts to white screen as two red texts appear and say "Jeremy Shada", "John DiMaggio", "Sean Giambrone", and "Willow Smith".)

Narrator: Jeremy Shada, John DiMaggio, Sean Giambrone, Willow Smith.

(The scene cuts to Finn, Jake, Shermy and Beth who prepare for their new adventure.)

Shermy: Listen up, we'd better be careful out there.

Finn and Jake: We will, Shermy.

(The scene cuts to Finn and Jake who stand in the white background as the camera pans back and the title lands above Finn and Jake as it reads "Adventure Time: The Movie" then the text appears on the bottom of the title and reads "Created by Pendleton Ward.")

Narrator: In Adventure Time: The Movie.

Finn: Come on, guys. Let's go.

(Finn and his family run to the right as the title and text fade then the tagline appears and reads "A brand new adventure.")

Narrator: On September 3rd, it's a brand new adventure.

(The tagline fades until Finn's family is clear from running then the text appears "September 3rd" and then Shermy and Beth walk and place the text "Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D, and Dolby Cinema" as it reads "September 3rd. Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D and Dolby Cinema.") (The scene fades to Candy Kingdom in the dark and stormy night as the song plays "Main Titles" from "Beetlejuice" by Danny Elfman. The scene cuts to black as text reads "4 Years", "48 Months", "1,460 Days", "35,040 Hours", "2,102,400 Minutes" and "In Adventure Years.")
 * International Teaser Trailer 1

Narrator: It's been four long years since the Great Gum War. 48 months to relive every detail. 1,460 days to think about what went wrong. And 35,040 hours to plot revenge. That's 2,102,400 minutes... in adventure years.

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess who laughs like a lunatic in her cell and the song plays "The Boys are Back in Town" by Thin Lizzy. The scene cuts to white screen as two red texts appear and say "Jeremy Shada" and "John DiMaggio".)

Narrator: Jeremy Shada, John DiMaggio.

(The scene cuts to Finn and Jake who prepare for their new adventure.)

Minerva: Boys, I want you to be careful out there.

Finn and Jake: We will, Doc.

(The scene cuts to Finn and Jake who stand in the white background as the camera pans back and the title lands above Finn and Jake as it reads "Adventure Time: The Movie" then the text appears on the bottom of the title and reads "Created by Pendleton Ward.")

Narrator: In Adventure Time: The Movie.

Finn: Come on, guys. Let's go.

(Finn and his family run to the right as the title and text fade then the tagline appears and reads "A brand new adventure.")

Narrator: Next fall, it's a brand new adventure.

(The tagline fades until Finn's family is clear from running then the text appears "Fall 2010" and then Shermy and Beth walk and spin "1" to "2" as it reads "Fall 2020. Experience it in Digital 3D and 2D.")


 * Teaser Trailer 2

(The green screen and text appear where it says "The following preview has been approved to accompany this feature by the Motion Picture Association of America." The screen goes to black. Warner Bros. Pictures, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Cartoon Network Movies and Bron Studios logos appear. The logos flash four times then the screen goes to white where it rains Finn and Jake plushes while the song plays "Atomic Dog" by George Clinton. The red screen pans left as text reads "From the producers of The Lego Movies and Aladdin." The red screen flashes four times and the scene goes to Finn, Jake, Shermy and Beth where they look at their plushes. Finn, Jake, Shermy and Beth use their butterfly nets and capture until the last two plushes fall to the ground. Thunder crashes and the red screen pans left as text reads "And Kevin Lima, the director of Tarzan and Enchanted." Thunder crashes and the scene goes to Bandit Princess who survived GOLB then looks at the audience as the song stops.)

Bandit Princess: (Laughing maniacally) Surprise!

(The screen flashes as the title fades in and reads "Adventure Time: The Movie" with two texts where they say "Jeremy Shada", "John DiMaggio", "Sean Giambrone", and "Willow Smith" on top and another text as it says "Created by Pendleton Ward" on the bottom and the Cartoon Network logo on top of the title as "Atomic Dog" resumes. The screen fades in to the clear blue sky with clouds and the title fades out. The characters of Adventure Time fall from the sky as well as Finn, Jake, Shermy and Beth who wink at the audience. The red screen pans left as text reads "The new adventure begins. September 3rd. Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D and Dolby Cinema." The red screen flashes four times and the trailer ends.) (Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Warner Bros. Pictures, Cartoon Network Movies and Bron Studios logos appear. The logos flash four times then the screen goes to white where it rains Finn and Jake plushes while the song plays "Atomic Dog" by George Clinton. The red screen pans left as text reads "From the producers of The Lego Movies and Aladdin." The red screen flashes four times and the scene goes to Finn, Jake, Shermy and Beth where they look at their plushes. Finn, Jake, Shermy and Beth use their butterfly nets and capture until the last two plushes fall to the ground. Thunder crashes and the red screen pans left as text reads "And Kevin Lima, the director of Tarzan and Enchanted." Thunder crashes and the scene goes to Bandit Princess who survived GOLB then looks at the audience as the song stops.)
 * International Teaser Trailer 2

Bandit Princess: (Laughing maniacally) Surprise!

(The screen flashes as the title fades in and reads "Adventure Time: The Movie" with two texts where they say "Jeremy Shada", "John DiMaggio", "Sean Giambrone", and "Willow Smith" on top and another text as it says "Created by Pendleton Ward" on the bottom and the Cartoon Network logo on top of the title as "Atomic Dog" resumes. The screen fades in to the clear blue sky with clouds and the title fades out. The characters of Adventure Time fall from the sky as well as Finn, Jake, Shermy and Beth who wink at the audience. The red screen pans left as text reads "The new adventure begins. This fall. Experience it in Digital 3D and 2D." The red screen flashes four times and the trailer ends.) (The green screen and white text appear as it says "The following preview has been approved to accompany this feature by the Motion Picture Association of America. The film advertised has been rated PG. Parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children. For fantasy action/peril, rude content, thematic elements and some language." The screen goes to black then fades to Candy Kingdom in the dark and stormy night then fades to Lemongrab 3 and Banana Guard who walk to his clients inside their maximum security cell.)
 * Theatrical Trailer

Lemongrab 3: Are you sure my clients are living in their cells for four years?

Banana Guard: Yes, I'm sure they'll just be free.

Lemongrab 3: I can assure you that my clients...

Banana Guard: Are cured.

(Banana Guard opens the peephole door then he and Lemongrab 3 see Bandit Princess, Ash, Samantha, Peace Master, Sir Slicer, Me-Mow, Ricardio and Pete Sassafras who play Mario Kart 7 on Nintendo 3DS. The scene cuts to the paper with the picture of Bandit Princess and the stamp hits on it and says "Parole granted" as the song "Good Day" by Nappy Roots and Greg Street. The scene flashes to Warner Bros. Pictures, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Cartoon Network Movies and Bron Studios logos on the floor. The camera pans up to Bandit Princess, Ash, Samantha, Peace Master, Sir Slicer, Me-Mow, Ricardio, Scorcher and Pete Sassafras. The scene cuts to Lemongrab 3, Banana Guard, Bandit Princess, Ash, Samantha, Peace Master, Sir Slicer, Me-Mow, Scorcher, Ricardio and Pete Sassafras at the Wizard Battle Arena.)

Lemongrab 3: Thanks to miraculous therapy of Banana Guard, my clients actually have aversions to pictures...

(The scene cuts to Forest Wizard who shows Bandit Princess, Ash, Samantha, Peace Master, Sir Slicer, Me-Mow, Scorcher, Ricardio and Pete Sassafras pictures of Finn and his family.)

Bandit Princess: No! Get them away from us!

(The scene cuts back to Lemongrab 3.)

Lemongrab 3: ...just this side of barking mad.

(The scene cuts back to Forest Wizard, Laser Wizard and Bufo. Laser Wizard shows Bandit Princess, Ash, Samantha, Peace Master, Sir Slicer, Me-Mow, Ricardio, Scorcher and Pete Sassafras pictures of Finn and his family again and the song stops.)

Laser Wizard: Are you sure you won't be needing them? (Bandit Princess screams)

(The scene pans down to Bandit Princess, Ash, Pete Sasafrass, Me-Mow, Samantha, Peace Master, Sir Slicer, Ricardio and Scorcher who walk outside the gate at Wizard Kingdom as "Good Day" resumes.)

Narrator: Bandit Princess has been cured.

(The scene cuts to Bufo.)

Bufo: If you repeat the offense, your entire fortune will go to the blacksmith.

Bandit Princess: I have been cured after four years.

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess who seems popular then cuts to Peppermint Butler who is on live TV.)

Peppermint Butler: Today, Bandit Princess became popular and the blacksmith.

(The scene cuts to Finn, Jake, Shermy and Beth.)

Finn: Oh, hello. I'm Finn Mertens. What's yours?

Shermy: I'm Shermy and this is Beth.

Beth: Hi, there.

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess who is the blacksmith.)

Narrator: She's making the most of her second chance.

Bandit Princess: Now that's what I call blacksmith. Isn't that right?

Me-Mow: That's right.

(The scene cuts to the billboard as Bandit Princess appears on the picture and text reads "Now hiring blacksmith.")

Narrator: Unfortunately...

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess who talks to Minerva.)

Bandit Princess: You have family relatives!

Minerva: Jake, Huntress Wizard... (Shermy looks in the mirror) and his reincarnated counterpart Shermy.

(The song fades.)

Narrator: ...temptation has a brand new face. (Shermy chuckles)

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess who pets Shermy like a cat.)

Bandit Princess: Sweet kitty cat.

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess who grows her horns back.)

Minerva: Are you all right?

Bandit Princess: I'm seeing the presence of Finn.

Toronto: Bandit Princess?

Bandit Princess: The Legion's... (Screams) BACK!!!

(Toronto gasps and wails noisily with horror as Bandit Princess's frenzied scream morphs into an evil laughter. The camera zooms back to the grass plains then pans to the blue sky as text fades and reads "From the director of Tarzan and Enchanted.")

Narrator: From the director of Tarzan and Enchanted.

(The scene cuts to Bandit Pricness, Ash, Ricardio, Samantha, Me-Mow, Sir Slicer, Peace Master, Pete Sassafras and Scorcher who ride on horses then cuts to Bandit Princess who walks around the fire pit.)

Bandit Princess: I shall wreak my vengeance on Finn and his family.

(The scene cuts to Flame King who uses the bag as she captures Frieda then cuts to Finn who bulges his eyes then cuts to Flame King, Dr. Gross, Bandit Princess and Tiffany Oiler.)

Dr. Gross: Fetch P-G-8-7 Mertens!

(The scene goes to Finn who talks to Flame Princess on his phone.)

Finn: P-G-8-7.

Flame Princess: P-G-8-7?

(The scene goes to Finn and his family inside the Ice Kingdom.)

Bandit Princess: This time...

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess who laughs and shuts the door then goes to Bandit Princess, Dr. Gross, Flame King and Tiffany Oiler.)

Bandit Princess: We need him and his family.

(The scene cuts to the dining room as the waiters open the dome plates with roast beef sandwiches and curly fries from Arby's.)

Narrator: On September 3rd.

Bandit Princess: (Raises a cup of orange cream milkshake) To humanity!

(The scene cuts to Charlie and Viola who run away from Toronto as he hits the gate on his head and groans.)

Narrator: The new adventure begins.

(The scene cuts to Lord Monochromicorn, Finn and Jake who land on top of the train.)

Narrator: Jeremy Shada, John DiMaggio, Sean Giambrone, Willow Smith.

(The scene cuts to Finn who uses his feet to slide on the carpet then cuts to Shermy who holds onto the roof of Finn's new house at the forest.)

Minerva: Hold on, Shermy!

(The scene cuts to Finn and Jake who chase the train and jumps on the back then the scene goes to Barbara Wright who uses the baseball bat as red text says "And introducing Glenn Close.")

Narrator: And introducing Glenn Close.

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess who lets out her evil laughter. The screen pans down to the blue sky and it rains the characters as the title fades in and reads "Adventure Time: The Movie" with the text "Created by Pendleton Ward" on the bottom and the Cartoon Network logo on top while the song plays "Atomic Dog" by George Clinton.)

Narrator: Adventure Time: The Movie. Created by Pendleton Ward.

(The screen pans down to cured Bandit Princess on TV.)

Bandit Princess: And I think I deserve a second chance too. Don't you?

(Shermy changes the channel to Quest for Camelot as Garrett sings "I Stand Alone." Shermy dims the lights. Frieda sighs then holds Shermy and the screen fades to black then fades to the blue sky and the characters fall from the sky as text reads "September 3rd. Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D and Dolby Cinema." Finn and Jake wink at the audience and the trailer and song end.)

(The scene fades to Candy Kingdom in the dark and stormy night then fades to Lemongrab 3 and Banana Guard who walk to his clients inside their maximum security cell.)
 * International Trailer

Lemongrab 3: Are you sure my clients are living in their cells for four years?

Banana Guard: Yes, I'm sure they'll just be free.

Lemongrab 3: I can assure you that my clients...

Banana Guard: Are cured.

(Banana Guard opens the peephole door then he and Lemongrab 3 see Bandit Princess, Ash, Samantha, Peace Master, Sir Slicer, Me-Mow, Ricardio and Pete Sassafras who play Mario Kart 7 on Nintendo 3DS. The scene cuts to the paper with the picture of Bandit Princess and the stamp hits on it and says "Parole granted" as the song "Good Day" by Nappy Roots and Greg Street. The scene flashes to Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Warner Bros. Pictures, Cartoon Network Studios and Bron Studios logos on the floor. The camera pans up to Bandit Princess, Ash, Samantha, Peace Master, Sir Slicer, Me-Mow, Ricardio, Scorcher and Pete Sassafras. The scene cuts to Lemongrab 3, Banana Guard, Bandit Princess, Ash, Samantha, Peace Master, Sir Slicer, Me-Mow, Scorcher, Ricardio and Pete Sassafras at the Wizard Battle Arena.)

Lemongrab 3: Thanks to miraculous therapy of Banana Guard, my clients actually have aversions to pictures...

(The scene cuts to Forest Wizard who shows Bandit Princess, Ash, Samantha, Peace Master, Sir Slicer, Me-Mow, Scorcher, Ricardio and Pete Sassafras pictures of Finn and his family.)

Bandit Princess: No! Get them away from us!

(The scene cuts back to Lemongrab 3.)

Lemongrab 3: ...just this side of barking mad.

(The scene cuts back to Forest Wizard, Laser Wizard and Bufo. Laser Wizard shows Bandit Princess, Ash, Samantha, Peace Master, Sir Slicer, Me-Mow, Ricardio, Scorcher and Pete Sassafras pictures of Finn and his family again and the song stops.)

Laser Wizard: Are you sure you won't be needing them? (Bandit Princess screams)

(The scene pans down to Bandit Princess, Ash, Pete Sasafrass, Me-Mow, Samantha, Peace Master, Sir Slicer, Ricardio and Scorcher who walk outside the gate at Wizard Kingdom as "Good Day" resumes.)

Narrator: The miracle of rehabilitation.

Bufo: If you repeat the offense, your entire fortune will go to the blacksmith.

(The scene goes to Minerva who greets Bandit Princess.)

Minerva: I'm Minerva Campbell, your wonderful assistant.

Bandit Princess: You'll be able to help me be a useful member of the Founders, won't you? (Shermy clears throat) You have family relatives!

Minerva: Jake, Huntress Wizard, and his reincarnated counterpart Shermy. (Shermy looks in the mirror)

(The scene pans down to Bandit Princess who becomes popular.)

Narrator: The opportunity of redemption.

Peppermint Butler: Today, Bandit Princess became popular and the blacksmith.

(Finn and Jake look at each other then cuts to Bandit Princess who dips glowing sword in a bucket of water and the song ends.)

Bandit Princess: Now that's what I call blacksmith. Isn't that right?

Me-Mow: That's right.

(The scene cuts to Finn who talks to Bronwyn.)

Finn: She's changed.

(The scene cuts to Dr. Gross who uses the flashlight to find Finn and his family in his house.)

Narrator: But there's someone from his past...

(The scene cuts to Dr. Gross who poses then cuts to Dr. Gross who talks to Bandit Princess.)

Dr. Gross: The cyborg army will make the world suffer.

Bandit Princess: (Takes a look at a picture of Gumbald) Oh, the only leader.

(The scene cuts to Minerva who pets Finn's head then cuts to Bandit Princess who pets Shermy like a cat and sighs.)

Narrator: ...who knows the real Bandit Princess.

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess who grows her horns back.)

Minerva: Are you all right?

Bandit Princess: I'm seeing the presence of Finn.

Toronto: Bandit Princess?

Bandit Princess: The Legion's... (Screams) BACK!!!

(Toronto gasps and wails noisily with horror and Bandit Princess's frenzied scream morphs into an evil laughter. The camera zooms back to the grass plains then pans to the blue sky as text fades and reads "From the director of Tarzan and Enchanted.")

Narrator: From the director of Tarzan and Enchanted.

(The scene cuts to Bandit Pricness, Ash, Ricardio, Samantha, Me-Mow, Sir Slicer, Peace Master, Pete Sassafras and Scorcher who ride on horses then cuts to Bandit Princess who walks around the fire pit.)

Bandit Princess: I shall wreak my vengeance on Finn and his family.

(The scene goes to Finn and his family inside the Ice Kingdom.)

Bandit Princess: This time...

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess who laughs and shuts the door then goes to Bandit Princess, Dr. Gross, Flame King and Tiffany Oiler.)

Bandit Princess: We need him and his family.

(The scene cuts to Shermy who grabs Me-Mow by the foot then cuts to Charlie and Viola who run away from Toronto as he hits the gate on his head and groans.)

Narrator: The new adventure begins.

(The scene cuts to Lord Monochromicorn, Finn and Jake who land on top of the train.)

Narrator: Jeremy Shada, John DiMaggio, Sean Giambrone, Willow Smith.

(The scene cuts to Finn who uses his feet to slide on the carpet then cuts to Shermy who holds onto the roof of Finn's new house at the forest.)

Minerva: Hold on, Shermy!

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess and Shermy who are inside the bakery factory.)

Bandit Princess: Here, kitty, kitty.

(The machine starts as Bandit Princess screams and lands on the immense tray with flour then cuts to Finn and Jake who chase the train and jumps on the back then the scene goes to Barbara Wright who uses the baseball bat as red text says "And introducing Glenn Close".)

Narrator: And introducing Glenn Close.

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess who lets out her evil laughter. The screen pans down to the blue sky and it rains the characters as the title fades in and reads "Adventure Time: The Movie" with the text "Created by Pendleton Ward" on the bottom, the Cartoon Network logo on top and two red texts where they say "Jeremy Shada", "John DiMaggio", "Sean Giambrone", and "Willow Smith" on top of the logo.)

Narrator: Adventure Time: The Movie. Created by Pendleton Ward.

(The screen pans down to cured Bandit Princess on TV.)

Bandit Princess: And I think I deserve a second chance too. Don't you?

(Shermy changes the channel to Quest for Camelot as Garrett sings "I Stand Alone." Shermy dims the lights. Frieda sighs then holds Shermy and the screen fades to black then fades to white screen as red text reads "This fall. Experience it in Digital 3D and 2D" then the song and trailer end.)