Savages! The Movie/Yang and Rainbow Dash's Arguing

Transcripts

 * Yang: Alright. Clyde Donovan, 2.3 inches. You see, witnesses? That's .2 inches more than what the spaceship said.
 * Wubbzy: Good job.
 * Yang: OK, go. Alright, next? Open the mouth, Yin.
 * Yin: Hey, it's a big chilly in here.
 * Yang: Alright Yin, let's see what you got going down there.
 * Yin: Hey wait, the cold is making it shrink some. What are you doing, big feller?
 * Yang: I don't have time for this! I can't wait if your wiener is pulling a teeth.
 * Yin: Hang on, he's coming back out. There he is. Who's a little guy?
 * Yang: Looks like we haaave 2.- wow, 2.4 inches. Really nice.
 * Yin: I like it.
 * Yang: OK, Yin, go, go, go.
 * (Rainbow Dash angry)
 * Yang: Huh?
 * Rainbow Dash: Didn't you forget something?
 * Yang: What?
 * Rainbow Dash: You measured everyone's wiener except for yours.
 * Yang: I measured mine this morning. See? It's right here at the top.
 * Rainbow Dash: 3028.1969 inches?!
 * Yang: Good job.
 * Stereo: Your wiener is not 3028 inches long!
 * Rainbow Dash: You made everyone else get measured with witnesses, you have to too.
 * Yang: Well what are you guys going to do?! Use a tape measure and measure my penis yourselves?! Are you homos?!
 * Rainbow Dash: You just did that to everybody in Earth!
 * Yang: Okay, fine! Whatever! Go ahead!