The Most Recent Vocaloid Update Ever

LOLA: Hey, guys, I'm Vocaloid Lola and right next to me is my married spouse Leon.

LEON: We have an update to say that more Vocaloids have their voicers already solved by someone else and not Kimberly Jordan, I suppose.

LOLA: Still not all Zero-G Vocaloids have their voicers revealed. We seem to be the only couple that is submerged by this same mystery.

LEON: Yeah, I guess we do.

Tonio: Tell it to my wife. She has her voicer already solved, but not mine. Who is going to solve it for me?

Cyber Songman: That's not the only Vocaloid company to bear it. I represent Yamaha USA, specifically.

VY1 Mizki: Bplats has it too. I'm a little anxious my cheeks are about to blush like hearts beating even 30 times faster!

VY2 Yūma: But luckily, Mizki and I are the only couple in our company who are just like that.

VY1 Mizki: W-we still have our anonymous seiyuus they never inserted their names for years!

VY2 Yūma: It's OK, my blossom, it'll all soon be figured out.

Oliver: As the only Vocaloid from PowerFX, I have a voicer who's name is not yet revealed.

Tonio: I can't stay calm any longer. How will we gentlemen ever get better if our voicers are unsolved?

Cyber Songman: I think my DJ can change our feelings.

Uni: Hey, everybody, I've got good news to tell you...

LOLA: Yes, Uni?

LEON: What is it?

Uni: I'm gonna have a boyfriend who's possibly in the same Vocaloid company as mine-- it's ST Media! Whoever he is, I wanna kiss him~

LOLA: Oh, I see you're very excited for him.

Mizki: Why not?

LEON: The gender ratio is trying to get in balance, that's for sure.

Yūma: Yeah, it sorta surprises me a little.

Tonio: Well, in that case, I'll prepare his arrival party for the time he is released.

Cyber Songman: And what is a party without music?

Amy: A party? Oh, I have no idea about the one that celebrates the arrival of the next Korean Vocaloid.

Kaori: Neither have I. My other half Ken and I represent Yamaha International. So, it's not only Japan, but some other countries, right?

Ken: Yeah, it's a male just like me!

Chris: And me as well; from these days on, USA and Japan make a great team in YI.

Oliver: Um, I think we shall hold it for that. In the meantime, would you like to take a look at James? He's my pet bird.

LOLA: I positively love to~

Mizki: So do I~

LEON: Of course, Oliver, I haven't seen him for ages.

Yūma: Neither have I.

Uni: Did you say pet bird? Oh, boy, I never have felt his feathers before. Let me touch him!

Tonio: James is a very nice name for a pet bird. I wish I can listen to him chirping all day if there is too much silence in my home.

Cyber Songman: Guess I'll take a break looking at him then.

Amy: Well, y'all, that young blond guy kinda means the party of the MKV's arrival, if I understood what it means.

Kaori: Male Korean Vocaloid? I guess we'll wait for him while we take a look at Oliver's feathery pet.

Ken: OK~

Chris: I second that.

LOLA: Aw, those feathers are so soft~!

LEON: I know, my dear, we really adore that pretty bird...

(all talking to Oliver at once)

Mayu: Hi, Oliver, I just came back after my first attempt to ask some computer users who provided my voice, but there is still no answer.

Oliver: That's OK, Mayu, I still have my pet bird James whom everyone else really admires. Would you like to touch him?

Mayu: Sure. That would make me feel better.

LOLA: How did she come back, Leon?

LEON: Guess she just gave up after waiting too much for an answer to her voice provider.

Uni: Why the long eyelashes, Mayu-chan? I can send you a glass of strawberry milk to make you feel better if you like.

Tonio: Or you can have a cup of tea with me since my wife had left this set.