User blog:Trigger Happy the Gremlin/Ask Bulletshooter

Bulletshooter: Yo clanker, ask me questions. Lemme ge' you given fi' reasons why: Now ask away!
 * 1) Cuz I said so.
 * 2) Cuz I said so.
 * 3) Cuz I said so.
 * 4) Cuz I said so.
 * 5) Cuz I said so.