Beowulf

Beowulf Is a 20?? Action Comedy Political thriller Film Directed By William Wallace

Plot

The film Starts Out in The 13th Century Where We Meet The Titular  Protagonist  After The events Of the original Poem Where He Returns To Geatland. Before His Motherland Gets Taken out By A Dragon He Flees When He Discovers A Door Called The Door Of Time And So Beowulf Jumps into it.

He later Wakes Up in modern Day New York city Where He Goes around Causing Trouble Like Scaring People While In A dumpster And Blowing Up Self Checkout Machines And Phones And several Restraining Orders And A Shmoyoho Remix Beowulf Gets Captured By the FBI   Who Believe That He’s A Terrorist.

Beowulf Later Pulls Out A sword And Escapes By Digging Underground With it. He later Finds The time Door And Goes back to 1942 During The  Battle Of stalingrad Beowulf Later Goes To the kremlin Where he Meets Joseph Stalin  Himself. Beowulf Later Introduces Stalin To Modern Stuff Like Youtube Ripsticks Green day Dominos  And  Coolmathgames Before Beowulf Steals A soviet Tank And goes Back to the Present Day.

Beuwulf Later Has A Car chase With The FBI And Thanks To Rocket Science They Later Fight all The way in South Africa Where Die Atwood shows up And Steal A  FBI car Before Falling Down a Cliff and dying.

Beowulf later Meets His old Schoolmate Zeus Who Now Works In The cabinet And They Later plan To create a Nuclear bomb that can wipe out all time travelers And As such Beowulf And zeus Break up and Fight in A Retirement Home Where Beowulf meets uncle Murray and joins the Revengers.

Later Fed up with the President Beowulf Runs for president with uncle Murray And He Later distracts The president By Saying that his refrigerator Is running And Uncle Murray Steals the blueprints For the Bomb And punts them into a river.

beowulf and Uncle Murray plan to Create a Tear gas to stop The bomb And uncle Murray Gasses The government While beowulf Has diarrhea.

Beowulf And uncle Murray Later Become President and Vice President Yet in Live tv Beowulf gets Sucked up by The Incredigem.

In The post credits Scene We Pan to Oceania from 1984 And We see A vague Shadow of The phantom thieves.

Cast

Ray winstone As Beowulf

Child Actor Number #20000000 As Young Beowulf

Russell crow as Werner white/Zeus.

Mrbeast As Joseph Stalin

James cordon As FBI director  Bowls

Nat Faxon As President

Die atwood As themself

References

The product Placement Is strong in this One We can See product Placement For Things Like waste management Dominos Dunking Donuts Snapple Coolmathgames ripstix and youtube

The soundtrack Is weird too with songs like like “Ameno” By Era. “American Idiot “ By green day “Pitbull terrier “ By die atwood And “My way” By Frank Sinatra