Kite Man Hell Yeah (New Age)/Issue 1

Transcript
The issue begins at a dark and stormy night as Kite Man is monologuing on a building.


 * Kite Man: Happy Harbor. A city that apparently has no notable superheroes. So this must be the perfect place to have a criminal upbringing. And the best thing is there are no heroes to stop me. Hell yeah.

He goes to rob a bank as suddenly, Horatio Strong has came to stop him.


 * Kite Man: Who the hell are you?
 * Horatio: I am Horatio Strong! One of Happy Harbor's many protectors!
 * Kite Man: Many?!
 * Horatio: This is the city of no notable heroes. Not no heroes! Now let me eat some Sauncha then I'll kick your ass!

Kite Man starts to run as Horatio groans and flies, chasing after him. Kite Man then notices a phone booth and hides in it as Horatio grabs and shakes it.


 * Horatio: Who you kiddin', Kite Man hiding from me in a phone boo-

He suddenly drops to the ground and starts spazzing.


 * Kite Man: What the hell?
 * Horatio: Sauncha overdose... help me!
 * Kite Man: Screw this!

He flies off as Horatio keeps spazzing.


 * Horatio: Kite Man! I will find you! And I will kill you!