Minnesota Cuke: A VeggieTales Movie/Transcript

(Universal Pictures and Big Idea logos start as the scenes fade to white as the credits appear and say "Universal Pictures presents", "a Big Idea production", "Minnesota Cuke: A VeggieTales Movie" and "Created by Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki".)

Bob the Tomato: Okay, Larry. It's time for the theme song.

Larry the Cucumber: Uh, y-yeah, Bob. What do I do?

Bob: Hmm, let's see. I know! You play the guitar.

Larry: Bob, I don't have any hands.

Bob: Oh, you're right. Well, okay, well, you play this.

Larry: I don't want to play that. I'll look silly!

Bob: Oh, come on, it'll be fun!

Larry: Nope. Not gonna do it.

Bob: It's for the audiences.

Larry: Oh. Okay, but they better not laugh.

Bob: All right, better get on out there.

(Larry walks on the screen with a sousaphone. While he's playing it, Bob appears.)

Bob: If you like to talk to tomatoes

Bob, Jimmy and Jerry: If a squash can make you smile

All: If you like to waltz with potatoes

Up and down the produce aisle...

Bob: (clears throat) Excuse me. Have we got a movie for you!

All: VeggieTa-a-ales, VeggieTa-a-ales, VeggieTa-a-ales, VeggieTa-a-ales,

VeggieTa-a-ales, VeggieTa-a-ales, VeggieTa-a-ales, VeggieTales!

Bob: ''Broccoli! Celery! Gotta be...''

All: VeggieTales!

Junior: ''Lima beans! Collard greens! Peachy keen!''

All: VeggieTales!

Larry: ''Cauliflower! Sweet and sour! Half an hour!''

All: VeggieTales!

All: There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a movie like VeggieTales

There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a movie like VeggieTales

It's time for VeggieTaa-a-aa-a-aa-a-aa-a-ales!

(Larry collapses then kids giggle and laugh at him. The scene fades to the city as Larry, Bob, Pa Grape, Petunia Rhubarb, Madame Blueberry, the French Peas, the Asparagus family, Scooter Carrot, Laura Carrot, Jimmy and Jerry Gourd, Mr. Nezzer, the Scallion Trio, Frankencelery and Mr. Lunt walk to the park.)

Bob: Wow, Larry. What a great idea you had to come to the park with us today.

Larry: Yeah, Bob. I know that. 'Cause we're having a very happy day.

Jean-Claude Pea: Of course we're all having a happy day. Today's Fun Friday.

Bob: (to the audience) Oh! Hello, everybody, and welcome to VeggieTales. I'm Bob the Tomato.

Larry: And I'm Larry the Cucumber.

Bob: And we're here to answer your questions.

Larry: Yep, that's right.

Bob: I bet you're wondering why Larry's married.

Larry: Yes, Petunia and I had a beautiful wedding so we adopted three kids from the orphanage. Emma, Arthur and Barney.

Bob: That's correct. They did adopt the orphans from the orphanage. We have a message from Sam Whitacre of Lutz, Florida.