Grizzly's Big Movie/Trailer transcripts

Teaser Trailer
(In Characterville)

Monkey Wardo: Alright guys, time to hit the hay!

Grizzly Wardo: Might I remind you that we're stuffed toys? We don't need to sleep!

Monkey: Please just go to sleep!

Grizzly: Fine!

(Text: The Wardos had a normal life)

(Grizzly lays on his bed, looking out the window)

Bobby Wardo: Grizzly, did you fart?

Grizzly: No...yes.

Bobby: It smells like shit in here!

(Text: But all that was about to change)

(A hole opens up in the road. A dim blue light shines inside of it)

Bobby: What is that?

(The light gets brighter. The ground shakes. Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne playing)

(The Wardos scream. Silhouetted figures grab them and throw them in cages)

Grizzly: Unhand me!

Bobby: Let go, you fatass!

Chef Frank: WHAT'S GOING ON?! (screams)

(Tons of cages are carried by silhouetted figures toward a tall building with blue lasers in the shape of boxing ring ropes above the building)

(Grizzly wakes up in a cage)

Grizzly: What? Where am I?

(Inside the building)

Grizzly: Who's behind this?

(A chair turns around to reveal: Teddy Wardo)

Grizzly: Teddy?

Teddy: As you may have noticed, I have enslaved all of Characterville. Now take this fuckin' pickaxe and metal detector and MINE ME SOME GOLD!

Grizzly: Well, shit!

(GRIZZLY'S BIG MOVIE! RATED R)

(ONLY IN THEATERS JUNE 15)

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