Marvel Spotlight (Marvel;Re)/Deadpool and his Deadly Dudes

This is an issue of Marvel Spotlight.

Synopsis
Deadpool, She-Hulk and Impossible Man go on a dangerous journey.

Transcript

 * Narrator: Deadpool and His Deadly Dudes. Consisting of: the merc with a mouth Deadpool, the green lawyer She-Hulk and the green alien guy Impossible Man!
 * She-Hulk: Why are we together again?
 * Deadpool: Plot contrivances.
 * Impossible Man: But what is it that you want us to do?
 * Deadpool: You want me to cut to the chase? Fine. We are going to the real world. To kill Dillon Wayne Rhodes.
 * Impossible Man: Wait if we kill him.... how will our comic fan fic thingy be published?
 * Deadpool: No clue!
 * She-Hulk: Why do you want to kill one of Re's main writers?
 * Deadpool: Well: he butchered various characters including Living Laser, he comes up with strange connections like who would put Squirrel Girl into a comma?! He thought putting the Avenger who makes people horny on his Avengers team is a good idea. He resurrected a guy just to kill him off five minutes later. He removed my previous one shot and replaced it with a confusing Christmas special. Do I need to go on?
 * She-Hulk: But does that justify killing him?!
 * Deadpool: Yes!
 * Impossible Man: And if we say no?
 * Deadpool: You can't. You two are already decided to be my co-main characters. So let's go to the real world!

She-Hulk and Impossible Man come along reluctantly. As Deadpool and his Deadly Dudes break into the dimensional Klynn and Deadpool knocks on a door.


 * Deadpool: Evil Reed Richards?
 * Maker: Just call me the Maker.
 * Deadpool: Can you make a portal to this dimensional coordinates.

He hands the Maker a piece of paper.


 * Maker: I can try.
 * She-Hulk: We are seriously trusting an evil version of Mr. Fantastic?
 * Deadpool: Do you think the normal Mr. Fantastic would just make us a dimensional portal?
 * Impossible Man: Good point.
 * Maker: I'm done!
 * Deadpool. And that ladies and gentlemen is a secret flash foward.

Deadpool, She-Hulk and Impossible Man witness the giant portal to the real world. Deadpool then drags She-Hulk and Impossible Man to the real world as they find a man chanting the End Is Coming as he drops his jaws.


 * Crazy Man: HOLY SHIT! 2020 JUST GOT WORSE!
 * Deadpool: I'm glad that pandemic never happened in the Marvel Universe. But we have to find Dillon.

Deadpool, She-Hulk and Impossible Man end up finding Dillon sitting in his bed.


 * Dillon: So you came to kill me.
 * She-Hulk: How did you know?
 * Dillon: I am writing the one shot. So you think I wouldn't know the plot is about you guys trying to kill me?
 * Impossible Man: This is confusing!
 * Dillon: That's what happens when someone tries killing a writer in an one shot the writer is writing. So try and kill me. It won't work.

Deadpool shoots Dillon in the head as he doesn't flinch.


 * Deadpool: How?
 * Dillon: Plot armor. So flee or else I will erase you all.
 * She-Hulk: You can't do that! I am a main character in Gary's Avengers.
 * Dillon: You think I can't convince him to replace you with Jennifer Kale?
 * Deadpool: Fine! We won't kill you! God this is anti-climatic.
 * ???: Did somebody say anti-climatic. Because I can give a climax. Because I AM THE PUNISHER WHO FOUGHT THANOS!

He laughs as Deadpool quickly shoots him in the head.


 * Deadpool: Nah.

Deadpool and his friends then jump in the portal as the issue ends.