The "Pepper" Roni / Transcript

[The episode starts with Pepper trying out a new gag]

Pepper: There, it's perfect!

Zoe: What are you up to Pepper?

Pepper: I'm testing out my new gag, and so far, it's going AMAZING! (Squeal)

[Zoe rolled her eyes]

Zoe: Pepper, could you at leased do something else for a change?

Pepper: Zoe, I was born this way, do you want me to sing my song again? Do you!?

[Zoe shook her head, and Pepper smiled]

Pepper: Good!

Zoe: (Sigh of relief)

[Pepper went to try out her gag somewhere else, until, Kevin bumped into her with his new Invention]

Pepper: Hey, watch it Kevin!

Kevin: Oops, sorry Pepper!

[Pepper got up and dusted off the dust]

Russell: What's up today Kevin?

Vinnie: Got any new Inventions?

Kevin: Yes, I do, introducing, the Pizza-O-Matic!

Everyone: (Gasp)

Blythe: What does it do?

Kevin: Well, it gives you Pizza any night, but I wouldn't touch it if I where you, it'll turn you into a Chef!

Everyone: (Gasp)

Minka: OOH, a Chef, that's not too bad, is it?

Kevin: Yes Minka, very bad, but not too bad!

Minka: YES!

[Pepper pokes the Pizza-O-Matic and everyone gasps]

Pepper: What? It's just a stupid Invention!

[Then Pepper was passed out after that moment, everyone gasped, once again]

Penny: What will we do with Pepper, Blythe?

Blythe: I don't know Penny, but this is serious!

Sunil: What could have caused this to happen?

Russell: I don't know Sunil, but Blythe knows what to do!

Blythe: That's right, and I'm always here to help you guys out, know matter what!

Penny: Oh thank you Blythe!

[The screen shows Pepper's face, then appears to Minka]

Minka: SAVE HER!

(Theme Song plays)

(After Theme Song)

Sunil: Pepper?

Pepper: Bojor!

Sunil: ?!

Pepper: It's a me, Chef Pepper!

Blythe: PEPPER'S A CHEF?!!!

Chef Pepper: Yup.

Furball: Ok, what's going on? Dad, why's Pepper has a chef hat on?

Sunil: I am not sure.

Zoe: So, your a Chef huh? Ha ha ha ha ha!

Chef Pepper: Little Puppy, I wish I knew ziz thing you is saying to me

Zoe: Oh Pepper, I LOVE your style!

Chef Pepper: Why thank you monime!

Russell: Hmm, weird

Kevin: Hmm, can you basically make Pizza?

Chef Pepper: Oh monime, of course I can! Watch dis!

[Chef Pepper covers a Pizza Crust with Sauce and put some Mozzarella Cheese on it with Pepperoni]

Chef Pepper: Ta-da! Ze Pizza!

Blythe: Wow, t-that's amazing!

Furball: OMG Daddy, look!

Sunil: That's BEAUTIFUL!

Vinnie: I'm with you bro!

Chef Pepper: See, what's I tell you!

Zoe: Wow Pepper, your amazing!

Chef Pepper: That's ze Chef Pepper to you!

Vinnie: Ok, the awkward Pepper has arrived!

Sunil: You've said it!

(Commercial Break)

(After Commercial Break)

Russell: So let me get this straight, you make Pizzas and you are a Chef?

Chef Pepper: Why of course monime, here's me song!

Minka: I LOVE songs! Yay!

[Music starts playing]

[Chef Pepper]

Me me me! I know what you want, you want Pizzas,

The best Pizzas, from OOOOOHHH, Chef Pepper,

That me, me, me, me! I love making Pizzas for for

You! You! You! You! Zez Chef is ze best!

Ze best of all ze Chefs, I know Pizzas when I make them like 1-2-3!

I know what you like,

[Penny]

You know what I like,

[Chef Pepper]

I make the best Pizzas,

[Penny]

You make the best Pizzas,

[Minka]

She does, does, does! The best of them all, the best Chef EVER!

[Zoe]

Oh yes it's the truth, Chef Pepper the best, she knows what you want, and that's Pizza!

[Russell]

Pizza!

[Penny]

Pizza!

[Sunil]

Pizza!

[Vinnie]

Pizza!

[Blythe]

Pizza! I guess!

[Minka]

Pizza!

[Zoe]

PIZZA!

[Everyone]

OOOOOOOOHH!

[Chef Pepper]

Pizza!

Furball: That was fun!

Sunil: I Know, Furball.

Delilah comes

Delilah: Hey, guys....what did I miss?

(Commercial Break)

(After Commercial Break)

[Delilah stares and the Pets blankly]

Delilah: So, what's up everyone?

Sunil: Delilah, my dear, I missed you! Hug me tight tonight!

[Sunil kisses her everywhere on her face, Kevin groaned]

Russell: Gross!

Kevin: Yeah!

Blythe: But they are Married, so they can do that boys

Kevin: Hmm, maybe they can!

Minka: Oh yes, wait, what?

Penny: I'm confused too, Kevin, how?

[Kevin shrugs with Penny looked annoyed]

Kevin: Whoops, sorry

Penny: Oh don't worry about it!

Furball: Mommy, something happened to Aunt Pepper!

Delilah: Huh?

Chef Pepper: Hi, Delilah Barnzley.

Delilah: Oh, hi Pepper dear

Chef Pepper: That's ze Chef Pepper to YOU!

[Delilah stared up in Lala-Land annoyed as Chef Pepper walked up to Minka and Zoe]

Chef Pepper: Would you two want to be me new assistant?

Minka: (Gasp) Really Pepper?

Chef Pepper: CHEF PEPPER!

Minka: Oh whatever, "Chef" Pepper! (Squee)

Zoe: OMG Chef, OMG, YOUR AWESOME!

Chef Pepper: Moniame, that's REAL generous of you, and I know I'm awesome, but I only make Pizzas!

Zoe: I didn't say that, but thanks for accepting!

Chef Pepper: No problem Moniame!

Zoe: OOHH, another song coming, is it okay if I sing with you?

Furball: ALL OF US!

Minka: PLEASE!

Chef Pepper: Why yes Monime!

Blythe: I'll just sing to get her back!

[Music starts]

[Zoe]

The style of you is the best, you'll have a BLAST when you meet her, your the best at having a blast!

[Chef Pepper]

Why thank you Moniame, I like your generosity!

Can somebody please figure out what to do for the rest of the song? Thanks!

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