Wednesday Addams/Quotes

Quotes

 * "Is that your overbite?"
 * "Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character and the Aristotelian unities."
 * "We're contagious."
 * "Nice knife. Can I play autopsy with it?"
 * "Does it matter?"
 * "We cannot break bread with you."
 * "Especially his head."
 * "You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller."
 * "You sent us to camp. They made us sing."
 * "Prevent them?"
 * "Homicide."
 * "Pugsley, the baby weighs ten pounds, the cannonball weighs twenty pounds. Which will hit the stone walkway first?"
 * "It means "orphan."
 * "They are now."
 * "That's all?"
 * "Physical pleasure."
 * "Father, what is it?"
 * "She wasn't sick. She was sloppy."
 * "If I wanted to kill my husband, I'd do it, and I wouldn't get caught."
 * "I'd scare him to death."
 * "He's a dead man."
 * "Come, sorrow; we welcome thee. Let us join in grief, rejoice in despair, and honor the fortunate dead."
 * "He's not a brat."
 * "Fine. Rub it in!"
 * "I'd pity him."
 * "Tramp."
 * "This is the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of human events. Uncle Fester's getting married."
 * "We have to see our family. It's very important."
 * "It's called, "Is There a God?"
 * "Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that."
 * "Are they made from real Girl Scouts?"
 * "I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else."
 * "He's only a child."
 * "May I have the salt?"
 * "Don't be a baby. I know what I'm doing."
 * "It's all about Uncle Fester, isn't it?"
 * "The covered bridge!"
 * "You remember all those red, white and blue flashes coming from his head?"
 * "Pugsley, tell your food to stop playing!"
 * "I have a gloomy little spider; I love to sit down close beside her. She never knows where she has been 'cause all she does is spin and spin. My spider's quite a busy roamer, which is why I called her Homer. She loves to work and spin all day, and then at night she likes to play. Her web is like my mother's hair; her eyes have got my father's stare. She may not jump or twist or bend but a spider's a girl's best friend."
 * "Baking powder. And Uncle Fester uses his spray-on preservative."
 * "I'm winning."
 * "Yes, but I'll never be able to look her head in the eye again."
 * "I'm donating Mary Queen of Scot."