School (Mr. Men Show episode)/Transcript

Narrator: Today is School day in Dillydale, but today is “Do Your Own Thing” day.

Teacher: Okay class, can you guess what day it is today,

Mr. Devious: Let me Think, Behavior Card Day?

Teacher: No.

Mr. Grumpy: Um, Someone’s Birthday.

Teacher: No, Today is “Do Your Own Thing Day”, and this day was requested by Little Miss Sunshine.

Mr, Grumpy: Okay, but what does “Do Your Own Thing Day” mean?

Teacher: A day were you can do your own things.

Mr. Grumpy: Okay.

Little Miss Splendid: Do You mind if I relax in a bathtub.

Teacher: Sure.

Mr. Noisy: I want to go to the music room.

Teacher: Okay.

Little Miss Daredevil: I want to make Mr. Bump, Little Miss Whoops and Mr. Devious spin on spinning chairs.

Teacher: Okay, To what music?

Little Miss Daredevil: Running In The 90s and You Spin My Head Right Round.

Teacher: Alright Then, Just make sure that the chair doesn’t break.

Little Miss Daredevil: I Won’t.

Mr. Quiet: I want to go to the library with Little Miss Shy just for some Peace and Quiet.

Teacher: Alright.

Little Miss Calamity: Okay Teacher, I’m here. (Steps on a lego) OOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Teacher: What’s Wrong?

Little Miss Calamity: I stepped on a lego. (Sobs)

Teacher: Aw, Don’t cry. Can someone please get me a bandage for her foot.

Mr. Grumpy: What happened?

Teacher: She stepped on a lego.

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, That’s gotta hurt.

(Later that day)

Little Miss Daredevil: Alright, Mr. Bump, Little Miss Whoops and Mr. Devious, are you ready to get spun until you get dizzy?

Little Miss Whoops: Yes.

Little Miss Daredevil: Alright then, let’s get this started.

(The camera cuts to Little Miss Splendid having her relaxing bath)

Little Miss Splendid: Peace at last.

Mr. Devious: Can You stop spinning us now, we’re getting dizzy.

Little Miss Daredevil: Wait till the song’s over.

(Later)

Mr. Uppity: Can you please stop spinning them, they’re getting dizzy.

Little Miss Daredevil: Okay Okay!

Mr. Uppity: By The Way, have you seen a cheeky blue Tank Engine with the number 1 painted on his side?

Mr. Devious: I Have, his name is Thomas.

Little Miss Daredevil: Did You Know that i used to watch Thomas the Tank Engine when i was a child.

Mr. Devious: Really?

Little Miss Daredevil: Yeah.

Mr. Greedy: I’m hungry, when is lunch?

Teacher: Later.

Mr. Greedy: Okay.

(Later when it was lunch)

Mr. Devious: Where’s my Lunchbox? (He sees Little Miss Magic with her wand) I swear to god, Miss Magic, if you turn me into a pack of Laughing Powder, I’m gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt!

Little Miss Magic: (Turns Mr. Devious into the pack of Laughing Powder)

Mr. Rude: (Gasps) What the hell did she do to you?

Mr. Devious: She turned me into a pack of Laughing Powder. I want you to punish her immediately.

Mr. Rude: I had it with you! For your punishment for turning Mr. Devious into a pack of Laughing Powder. I’m gonna shove this down your throat. (Mr. Rude shoves some Laughing Powder down Little Miss Magic’s throat)

Little Miss Magic: (Giggling, but 25 seconds later, she bursts out laughing)

Little Miss Splendid: What is so funny? Stop laughing, it’s not funny.

Mr. Devious: Yum!

Little Miss Naughty: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones that they have at Krusty Burger.

Mr. Uppity: Oh Ho Ho No! Patented Mr. Uppity Burgers, Old family recipe.

Little Miss Naughty: For Steamed Hams?

Mr. Uppity: Yes.

Little Miss Naughty: Yes, and you call them “Steamed Hams” Despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

Mr. Devious: Are you copying the Steamed Hams episode from The Simpsons?

Little Miss Naughty: Yes.

Little Miss Whoops: Don’t you mean “22 Short Films About Springfield”?

Mr. Devious: Yeah, That One.

(In Mr. Devious’ Mind)

Sir Topham Hatt: No crash means no Poop!

Duncan: No polish means no problems.

Micheal Angelis: Duncan muttered to himself, He’s a cunt, Isn’t He?

(Camera cuts to the teacher)

Teacher: What are you thinking about, Mr. Devious?

Mr. Devious: Um, Nothing!

Teacher: Oh Okay.

(At the end of the day…)

Teacher: Alright guys, time to go home.

Mr. Devious: Yes, Finally! It was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything.

(The End)