Joy Boys/Good Ol' Magic Part 1 - Let's Go, Bungalow!

Transcript
The intro plays and, afterward, some noises are heard as someone sets up a microphone. Some pictures of Grey's art pop up. He does as the screen loads. He hits play. The title screen shows. The first cutscene starts to play and Grey skips it. He moves forward in the game and a student at the school runs into frame starts attacking. He throws a few attacks and dies. Grey exists the game without saving and restarts it from the beginning. The opening cutscene begins. A book opens up. The page turns. There's a brief moment of silence. Dave laughs.
 * Grey: Hi! hello, my name is Grey. Grey Whyte, probably NONE of you have heard of me but I'm an artist.
 * Grey: Um, and I'm also a gamer. I play games a lot and I decided to make a show about it. Me and my best friend Dave, say hi Dave.
 * Dave: Yo.
 * Grey: Yeah, he's a clown. Not insulting him in the slightest, he's a clown. He paints his face to entertain children.
 * Dave: He's right.
 * Grey: So, Dave, what're we playing?
 * Dave: A game about hot witches.
 * Grey: Haha, they're twelve!
 * Dave: Are they?
 * Grey: Pretty sure.
 * Dave: Aren't they like fifteen?
 * Grey: Let's not take the risk, I don't want any controversy on our first episode.
 * Dave: I'll just put the game in.
 * Grey: Did I not put the game in? crap, guess whoever watches this has been looking at a black screen for the past minute... uh... Michael put in a picture of... bananas for the first minute of the video.
 * Dave: Want me to just put the games in from now on?
 * Grey: Y... that would be nice, yes...
 * Dave: You want to skip exposition?
 * Grey: What? is that a problem?
 * Dave: Did you play this game before?
 * Grey: I played up till the first boss and then I lost the game.
 * Dave: Lost Lost Or you just couldn't beat the first boss and quit?
 * Grey: It, uh... you know what, it was a combination of the two. But, in my defense, I was, like, nine.
 * Dave: Just start playing.
 * Grey: Gah, oh my god! who is this guy, what do I do?
 * Grey: ...So, how's your day been?
 * Dave: (laughs) You died by a student?!
 * Grey: Okay, uh, first off... I skipped the tutorial cutscene so cut me some slack...
 * Dave: Ha!
 * Grey: Alright, starting over.
 * Grey: Crap, there's no narrator. Uh... "in the far off land known as New Titania there lived a group of witches and wizards. They--"
 * Dave: Read faster.
 * Grey: Uh, "and that school was called Tattoous Academy, named after the man who founded it. One student in particular, Charlotte Painex", weird name, "was about to come face-to-face with her first big challenge, the self-defense teacher himself, Mr. Bungalow."
 * Dave: Bungalow?
 * Grey: What?
 * Grey: Shit, I meant Lock!
 * Grey: Shut up! this is your fault! you're the one that made me read fast!
 * Dave: Hey, I made comedy.