WikiViews/Stanley: The Little Dragon

(it starts with Nolan petting his favorite dragon Spyro as a tape is next to him)

Nolan: Who's a good Spyro who deserves a film you Spyro (notices the tape) Hey whats this? Oh its that 80s Stanley movie that i wanted to helm and fix wonder how it went (he puts in the tape)

Nolan: Can't wait to....

(hears 2020 actors as Nolan's smile turns into a frown and starts to facepalm)

Nolan: I knew you should have gave it to me.

(Shows logo then footage)

Nolan: (VO) In 1987 Don Bluth had plans for a 1987 animated film titled Stanley: The Little Dragon yeah but the film was released in 1987 you guys couldn't even get that right that is until Steven Spielberg and...WTF?! John Lasseter? you mean to tell me before PIXAR he made this?? and not only that but the cast is disrupting the space time coontinum lets explain why this movie is making history making time die this is Stanley: The Little Dragon

(the film starts)

Nolan (VO): so the film starts with the Hidden World, a pride of dragons rule over the kingdom after their massacre with the human race wait a minute wait a minute

(cuts back to Nolan)

Nolan: your shredding How To Train your Dragon plots aren't you? you better not do that look at what your doing (shows a shredder filled with Dragon plots being shredded) Your ruining every dragon movie plot (shows Dragon Tales being shredded) Wait why are they shredding a PBS classic?

Maggie: My child i love you Stanley

(it shows a cute little dragon named Stanley)

Nolan (VO): it then shows Stanley where then he is showing him the responsibilities from help with his sister Cynder voiced by Felicia Day??? what the hell is Cynder and Felicia Day doing in a 80s movie is this somebody's Spyro fanfiction oh and they even show Sparx Spyro and Hunter all from the Spyro games it also haas them voiced by Justin Long Jonah Hill and Neil Fucking Patrick Harris

(the time and space starts to shatter more)

Nolan: This really is shattering all of time isn't it wish Dillon were here

(shows footage)

Nolan: (VO) Now your probably want to know what does Stanley sound like well it says they got Nathan Lane but he manages to sound like Sid from Ice Age himself John Leguizamo

Dillon: (breaking in with two chicks and smoking a cigar) Did you say.... John Legiozamo?

Nolan: Yup glad your hear Dillon.

Dillon: When I hear John Puigimamo I come.

Nolan: let me just catch you up whats going on at the bit

(25 minutes later)

Dillon: So Nathan Lane worked with Speilberg, Lasseter and Don Blurh to make a how to train your dragon ripoff with Lane impersonating Sid the Sloth.

Nolan: No they manage to fully cast John Nathan wasn't heard at all and they use Spyro characters as well

Dillon: And modern actors despite being the 80s?

Nolan: Yup which explains why the space time continum is falling apart

(shows space and time entering a black hole as Kang the Conquerer enters)

Nolan: Great due to this movie Kang has arrived

Kang: I have the only way to destroy this ripple. You have to kill John Lasseter.

Dillon: This is no longer a review.

Kang: because what Nolan said is all you need to know.

Nolan: surprisingly Tom Kenny was gonna be Stanley

Kang: Enough with these facts.

(cuts back to the film)

Nolan (VO): It then cuts to a adult Stanley playing with his brother Spyro. Look if you guys wanna do a Spyro movie I'm good with that but this is the 90s you shouldn't be casting current actors how would you like it if Tiffany Haddish voiced Gloria for Madgascar with Paul Rudd as Alex Kevin Hart as Marty and Justin Long was Melman and say it was made in 1996?