Brandon's Story/Transcript

Part 1
(Episode opens with CJ and Lilly on the House roof with Brandon. They are roofing the house together.)

(Song: Roofing by CJ and Lilly)

CJ & Lilly: ♪Roofing, roofing

CJ: Protect from the elements, rain, snow and hail

Lilly: Got an armful of tiles, and a nailgun that nails

CJ & Lilly: No time to mingle when we're putting down shingles!

Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaa!♪

(Brandon checks his watch)

Brandon: Alright, fellas. Time for lunch.

(Digs into his cooler)

Brandon (continued): Ok, got one for Mordo.

(He tosses a sandwich to him)

Brandon (continued): Lilly, think fast! 

(He tosses a burrito at Lilly, but instead of catching it, it only hits Rigby in the face)

Lilly: (gasps) No!

(The burrito plummets to the ground, its contents splattering all over the place)

CJ: (Laughs) Should've gone for it, sis.

Lilly: Ahhh! If I was immortal like Brandon, I would've gone for it, Huh?

CJ: Yeah that would be awesome.

(Brandon hands over a sandwich to Lilly)

Lilly: Being immortal must rule, right, Brandon?

Brandon: Nah, not really.

CJ: I bet you could survive the vacuum of space though.

Brandon: Gotta breathe. Being immortal doesn't change that.

Lilly: Ooh ooh, I got one! (Singing) Swimming one hour after eating.

Brandon: That has never killed me.

CJ & Lilly: Wow.

CJ: Okay, okay. If somebody cut off you head, put it into a jar...

Brandon: Look fellas, you got this immortally thing all wrong.

Lilly: Hey, how did you become immortal anyway?

Brandon: Nah, you don't wanna hear that.

(He drinks a soda)

CJ & Lilly: Awwwwww!

CJ: Come on, please?

Lilly: Yeah, please?

(CJ and Lilly begin to badger Brandon until he finally gives in)

Brandon: Alright. I'll tell you how I got my immortality.

CJ & Lilly: (High five each other) Yeah!

Brandon: A long time ago, in a high school far, far away...