Deaths and Funerals (Mr. Men Show episode)/Transcript

(The episode starts with a flashback with the ending of Pests)

Narrator: And so you see, Pests do pose a far number of problems throughout Dillydale, but the Mr. Men and Little Misses won’t let a trilby old Pest to ruin their day, because after all, One man’s pests is another man’s tickle.

Mr. Bump: AAH!! AAH!!! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU TICKLISH PEST!!

(The episode fades to the present)

Narrator: Today is a very sad day in Dillydale, because 6 of the Mr. Men and Little Misses have passed away.

Mr. Bump: I’m gonna see how Miss Whoops is doing. Miss Whoops, I’m here. Are you still here? I believe she’s out shopping. Never mind.

Little Miss Helpful: Good Morning, Mr. Bump.

Mr. Bump: Hi, I’m looking for Miss Whoops. Where is she?

Little Miss Helpful: She’s in hospital, in a Deathbed.

Mr. Bump: WHAT!!??!!

Little Miss Helpful: Yes, You heard me correctly.

Mr. Bump: don’t worry Miss Whoops, I’m coming!

(But when Mr. Bump got to the hospital)

Mr. Bump: OMG Miss Whoops! What happened to you?

Mr. Grumpy: She was beaten up by Scoutmaster Lumpus.

Little Miss Whoops: (Last Words) help me, Mr. Bump. (Passes Away)

Mr. Bump: We lost her, (Starts Sobbing) Oh poopity poop no. Why?! Why?!?!

Mr. Happy: She’s not the only one, Mr. Funny died of Lung Cancer, Mr. Rude was executed, Little Miss Bossy was shot by a black guy for bossing him around, Little Miss Scary was shot by Cleveland Brown and Little Miss Giggles was tickled until she died laughing.

Mr. Bump: Why would we lose them too?

Mr. Grumpy: I don't know.

(At The Church…)

Brian Ring: (Blows Air Horn) YES!!! 6 OF THE MR MEN AND LITTLE MISSES DIED!!!!

Mr. Men Show Hater #1: LET’S CELEBRATE!!!!

Brian: (Starts playing the Chicken Song by J.Geco)

(When the Mr. Men and Little Misses got to Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Funny, Mr. Rude, Little Miss Bossy, Little Miss Scary and Little Miss Giggles’ Graves.)

Brian: (Clucking)

Mr. Fussy: Shut Up! (Sobs)

Everyone (Excluding Brian and The Mr. Men Show Haters): (Sobs)

Mr. Bump: (Sobs)

(The Intermezzo of Cavalleria Rusticana starts playing as a montage of Mr. Bump and Little Miss Whoops is shown, as the camera fades out to the clouds, Roger Hargreaves’ Spirit appears in the sky).

Roger Hargreaves’ Spirit: (Looks down from the clouds) Yeah, Miss Daredevil, You better be crying, Serves you right for ruining my book creations.

Diesel: (Muffled) Alright People, Let’s TEAR THIS PLACE DOWN!!!

Brian: (Singing) I’m full of surprises. They ought to say of me. I bring some razzle dazzle to the yard. I’m full of surprises. As you can plainly see. I don’t find being surprising all that hard. Some would probably say, I’m only up to my old tricks. But i’d say i’m a problem solver, Looking for a nice quick fix. I’m full of surprises. They ought to say of me. I bring some razzle dazzle to the rail. I’m full of surprises. As you can plainly see. I’m trusting my surprises to prevail. I hope this time being surprising doesn’t fail. They used to call me devious. Because i had a bit of previous. But please. You must believious. I’m not that bad… Well maybe just a tad.

All of Brian’s favorite characters: (Applause)

Edward: Hey Baby, How’s it go- (Vomits)

Roger Hargreaves’ Spirit: You’re awesome at singing, 13 year old boy.

Brian: Thanks. Also, my name is Brian Ring and i live at Cherry Gardens, Donnybrook Hill, Ireland.

Roger Hargreaves’ Spirit: Oh I get you.

Brian: Don’t mind me. (Wags Tongue) (Laughs).

Reverend Lovejoy: In many ways Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Funny, Mr. Rude, Little Miss Bossy, Little Miss Scary and Little Miss Giggles were supporting characters in our lives. They didn’t grab our attention with memorable catch phrases or comical accents.

Little Miss Magic: Goodness!

Mr. Grumpy: Ugh!

Mr. Nosey: Oh Man!

Mr. Messy: When are we going home?

Mr. Fussy: Shut Up, Mr. Messy!

Mr. Messy: Sorry.

Reverend Lovejoy: Question, Mr. Bump, how did Miss Whoops die?

Mr. Bump: She died while in a Deathbed because she got beaten up by Scoutmaster Lumpus.

Reverend Lovejoy: Oh, Okay.

(The camera cuts to Miss Whoops asleep in bed, revealing the episode was just a dream. And she, Mr. Funny, Mr. Rude, Little Miss Bossy, Little Miss Scary and Little Miss Giggles didn’t die)

Little Miss Whoops: (Wakes Up) Ah! Bad dream, Very scary dream. Not gonna get beaten up by Scoutmaster Lumpus today. But i’m really hungry for some cat. (She sees a cat beside her and she gasps) come here, Midnight snack! (Miss Whoops chases after the cat and eats it offscreen, ending the episode)