What Censored Yang the Rabbit? 2: Back to Action (2010 film)/Transcript

(The movie starts with a 20th Century Fox logo as a car zips past the logo, then text saying: 20th CENTURY FOX presents a BOB BOYLE film WHAT CENSORED YANG THE RABBIT? 2: BACK TO ACTION) Yang: Man! That was some run! Anne: Sure is, blue bunny. Four: Nyee... ANNE! YANG! Why did you come here this late? Anne: Uh... we were just... practicing our run? Four: Enough! Olie: Four, insulting our friends is a nokey-dokey. Get to bed. Four: Right, round thing! Anne! Yang! It's time for bed! I'll see you in the morning, okay? Yang/Anne: Four, yes, Four! Four: Dismissed! (Emperor Computer Virus sneaks through them) Emperor Computer Virus: Ha. See you in the morning? That pathetic Four. Look alive, Luz. Luz: What do you mean, look alive? Emperor Computer Virus: Look at those 2 puny things! What can you tell about them on the tablet? Luz: (looks through the tablet) My calculations show that the puny things are in the names of Anne Boonchuy and Yang the Rabbit, emperor. (puts down the tablet) Emperor Computer Virus: Good. Heh heh heh heh heh... (Time card: Meanwhile at the Giant Outhouse) Charlotte: Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee! Olie: Whee! Charlotte: Whee! Vendetta: ENOUGH! Olie: That green lady is mad... Kai: I'll save you, blue girl! YAAAAAAAAAAAH! (punches Vendetta) This is what you get for being mean to Charlotte and Olie! Vendetta: I'll throw a fiend on your face now! (throws a dog fiend, then the dog fiend jumps on Kai's face) Kai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! FIEND ON FACE! FIEND ON FACE! HELP ME!!! Cole: Don't worry, Kai... yet. I'll handle this. NEVER FEAR! COLE IS HERE! OOF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! IT'S BITING MY FACE!!! Wander: Don't worry, friends! I'll help! Bad dog fiend! Bad bad bad! (The dog fiend whimpers) Wander: Next time, don't bite someone and nobody will believe you! (The dog fiend runs away) Wander: And THAT'S how you do it. What a mutant. Cole: You... you saved us! Three cheers for Wander the Hero! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Vendetta: Lovely... Four: Hey guys! Wander saved the day! Cole/Kai/Anne/Olie/Charlotte/Yang/Four: HOORAY FOR WANDER THE HERO! (Time card: Meanwhile at Luz and Emperor Computer Virus' lair) Luz: Look at this newspaper! Emperor Computer Virus: Gimme that! (looks at the newspaper) Emperor Computer Virus: Wander Kept Dog Fiend Away From Cole and Kai, Wander Is Now The Official Hero? Article by Anne Boonchuy? ARGH! That IDIOT Anne! But today's the day... the day I DESTROY Anne! Right now, I gotta go to sleep. Maybe tomorrow. Luz, go to your hammock. Devour this newspaper. Avoid paper cuts. Goodnight, Luz. (Time card: And so, Emperor Computer Virus went to his bed to get some rest. Luz went to her hammock and devoured a newspaper with her SUPER BIG MOUTH. Now that the 2 of them are asleep, let's see what happens next...) Kai: And then that dog fiend jumped on me and Cole's face! It was horrible! And then, Wander saved us all! It was so heroic! Wander: It's what I do. Four: You rang? Kai: Aw, nuts. Cole: It's Four. Brace yourselves for the screeching. Wander: Don't worry, guys! I have THIS! The legendary Bubble Transformer! Eat my super smooth bubble! Four (muffled): What are you doing? Wander: Problem solved. Kai: Hooray! Vendetta: I think Kai and Cole WON'T be heroes! But I made this robot animatronic look like that earth guy Cole! Heh heh heh heh heh... Cole: HI GUYS. Wander: Cole! When did you get here so early? Cole: I WAS ADOPTED BY THE ORPHANAGE. Wander: Here. Have a can of orange soda. (The robot animatronic that looks like Cole drinks the orange soda) Cole: YUM YUM. THAT SURE IS GOOD. BELCH. Wander/Cole: Meatball, meatball, spaghetti underneath! Ravioli, ravioli, great barrier reef! (Wander and the robot animatronic that looks like Cole clap then the robot explodes) Cole: COME ON, GUY. Give it a cha-- Wander: Oh. It's wound down. Four: But what caused Cole to act so strangely? Wander: I think I found the answer. Four: Property of Vendetta? (Four and Wander gasp) Wander/Four: Vendetta! YOU were behind all of this! You made this animatronic Cole??? Vendetta: Yep! I just did it! I built this baby! Now it's UNDER MY CONTROL! And it doesn't matter if it explodes! It can just rebuild itself! (The animatronic robot that looks like Cole rebuilds itself) Four: What? Cole: I AM BACK. Wander: Eep! Cole: NOW TO DESTROY YOU, PUNY HERO. Wander: Help. Olie: Don't worry, everyone! I'll help you! (presses a button that makes the animatronic that looks like Cole explode) And that's how you do it. Vendetta: I'm impressed, Olie. But I will GET MY REVENGE! Heh heh heh heh heh... (disappears into thin air) Wander: Well, that was uncalled for. Four: It was. Maybe we should just go to bed. (Time card: The next morning) Emperor Computer Virus: Next morning is here. I think we should call a taxi and build a giant evil robot. Luz: 'Kay. (Time card: And so, Emperor Computer Virus and Luz called a taxi and built a giant evil robot. Now that they are hard at work, let's see what happens next...) Wander: I'm so weirded out that Vendetta is gonna get her revenge... Charlotte: It's okay! As long Zane is in his house playing video games! Wander: Seriously?