WarioWare Adventures (TV Series)/Outtakes

Here’s the outtakes for WarioWare Adventures. If you have any ideas for an outtake, make it hilarious, appropriate and based to WarioWare Adventures.

Transcript
Wario (To the viewers):"Yo! I just found a whole reel of scenes that didn’t make it to the show! That’s why you wanna totally see them! Check em out!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Action!"

Wario drives his bike and plays Owl City’s Unbelievable.

Annie:"Wait a minute! Cut! Who the heck turns on Owl City anyway?"

* Beeps*

Announcer:"WARNING! This is a meme, not an outtake!"

Wario:"WHAT!!!!! WarioWare never makes memes!" *sighs*

9-Volt:*running onscreen laughing* "I couldn’t resist a prank!" *Laughs*

Wario:"9-Volt? You caused all this?"

9-Volt:"Yes! Yes, I did!"

Wario:"You friggin' trickster! Security!"

9-Volt:"Uh oh!" *Runs away*

Jewel:"Wario! You’re the set hero!"

Wario:"Thanks!"

* Beeps*

Wario (offscreen):"OK! This next scene was shot RIGHT after lunch!"

Director:"Take 9! Ready Everyone?"

Orbulon:*Burps*

Mona:"Crap, Orbulon!"

Orbulon:"My apologizes! Must've been that bean burrito I had for lunch!"

* Beeps*

Director:"And...Action!"

Kat:"You don’t what, Ana! We need to join Wario for the...."

Kat & Ana:"Ahhh!"

Blu:"Ooof!"

Kat and Ana:"Blu?!"

Blu:"Sorry, girls! Something crazy happened while I was wandering around!"

Director:"Cut! Remove Blu out of the shot and let's go again!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Take 5.....Action!"

Ashley:"No worry! I’ll slow the enemies down" *slows the enemies down*

Nigel:"You’ll never slow us down, Ashley!"

Ashley:"Wait, what?"

Jewel:"Cut! That’s a good take!"

Director:"Oh awesome!"

Red:"But who let Nigel on the set? Security!"

Nigel:"Aw shoot!"

Ashely:"Many thanks, Red!"

Red:"No problem, Ashely!

* Beeps*

Wario:"We have to get rich with money!"

Blu:"Cut! It’s we have to get rich with gold! Not, we have to get rich with money!"

Wario:"Okay, my bad!"

* Beeps*

Lulu:"We’re at the pyramid of gold!"

Wario:"Perfect! Let get rich, before they’re gone!"

Lulu:"Get ‘em!" *Farts*

Wario:"Woah!! You farted like me!"

Blu:"Okay, this studio don’t want farting except for this set!"

Nico and Pedro:"Go tell ‘em!"

Blu:"Cut!"

Lulu:"My bad, everybody! Must've been that cheese chili dog I had for lunch!" *Rubs her belly*

Wario:"And your belly is fat like mine!" *Tickles Lulu's belly*

Lulu:*Laughs* "Hey! Cut it out! I'm ticklish!

* Beeps*

Jimmy T:"Wario! I need you help!" *laughs* "I couldn’t resist it!"

Director:"Okay, lets go again!"

* Beeps*

Jimmy T:"Wario! I need you help!" *Toots* "Sorry about that!"

* Beeps*

Jimmy T:"Wario! I need you help! Wait, I don’t know!"

Director:"Cut!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Action!"

Tiago:"Did I automatically get all gold?"

Wario:"Congratulations, we got all our gold!"

Tiago:*Farts*

Director:"Cut! Why are you on the set, Tiago?"

* Beeps*

Cassie:"How was your concert?"

Maggie:"Great! But Mario helped me set up the concert!"

Cassie:"Mario?!!!?"

Mario:"Whoops! My bad!"

Wario:*laughs*

* Beeps*

Lulu:"We’re at the pyramid of gold!"

Wario:"Perfect! Let get rich, before they’re gone!"

Lulu:"Get ‘em!"

Lulu and Wario crashes into gold avalanche.

Everyone (except Lulu and Wario):*Laughs*

* Beeps*

Kat & Ana:"We’re here to help!"

Jimmy T:"I’m in!"

Lulu:"Me too!"

Mona:"Wait, what? Sorry, I can’t remember what to say!"

Director:"Cut! Could someone go and get Mona's script please?"

Lulu, Jimmy T, Kat & Ana:*Laughs*

* Beeps*

Wario:"Lulu, remember what I told ya!"

Lulu:"Yeah! Actually I can't! Wait, what was my line again?" *Giggles*

Director:"Cut! Somebody get Lulu's script!"

* Beeps*

Wario:"Lulu, remember what I told ya!"

Wario gets slimed by Nickelodeon

Everyone:*Laughs*

Wario:"Ha! Who slimes me?"

Director:"Cut! You’re invited to Nickelodeon’s Kids Choice Awards!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Take 7.....Action!"

Luiz:*snores*

Ana:"Is Luiz sleeping?"

Kat:"Luiz?!"

Director:"Cut! Is someone wake Luiz up, please?"

Blu:"I’ll wake him up!"

Director:"Thank you, Blu!"

Blu:"Luiz! Come on, man! Wake up!"

Luiz:"Wait, what!"

Blu:"You’re in the wrong set! This is WarioWare Adventures set! Not your set!"

Luiz:"Crap! I’m in the wrong set!"

* Beeps*

Wario (Offscreen):"We’re after dinner break and we get to stay overnight!"

Director:"Action!"

Orbulon:"I’ll get all golds for all of us!"

Wario:*Farts* "My apologize! Must’ve chilies with noddles for dinner!"

Orbulon:"Crap, man!"

* Beeps*

Spitz:"It’s okay, that’s what we looking for!"

Dribble:"LUNCH!" *runs offscreen*

Spitz:"Dribble? Where is she, Jewel?"

Jewel:"She was in line for her meal! Cut!"

* Beeps*

Young Cricket:"Dude, we’re at the house of doom!" *Pees* "Crap! Must’ve drink too much juice cocktails!"

Blu:"Cut!"

* Beeps*

Wario:"That’s fake gold!!!"

Annie:"Holy Crap! The real gold has disappeared!"

Wario:"All we get some REAL GOLDS!" *laughs*

Annie:*Chuckles a bit*

Director:"Cut! Who stole all the real gold? Security!"

* Beeps*

Spitz:"It’s okay, that’s what we looking for!"

Dribble plays Owl City’s Light of Christmas

Spitz:"Is it Christmas?"

Dribble:"Yes! It’s Christmas time!"

Director:"Cut! I know it’s Christmas time, but we’re still in the set!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Take 11.....Action!"

Annie:"So Wario, how’s Nickelodeon Awards going?"

Wario:"Sliming! I was in halftime show with Owl City! Then I got slimed again!"

Annie:"WHAT ON EARTH?"

Wario:*Farts*

Everyone else (except Annie):*Laughs*

Annie:"That's it! I'm calling my agent! Somebody get my phone!"

* Beeps*

Director:"And....Action!"

Lulu:"C'mon! Giddy-up, horsey!"

Young Cricket:"No way! I'm exhausted right now, dude!"

Lulu:"Okay! Looks like I'll have to...."

Young Cricket:"If you tickle me, you're so gonna regret it!"

Lulu:"Too late!" *Tickles Young Cricket*

Young Cricket:*Laughs* "Oh no! No! Nohohohohohohohohohoho! Stop tickling mehehehehehehehehehehehe!"

Lulu:"Give me a horseback ride or I'll tickle your weak point!"

Young Cricket:"Nehehehehehehehehehehehehehehever!"

Lulu:"Alright then!" *Tickles Young Cricket's underarms*

Young Cricket:*Squeals* "Oh, stop! Please! I concede! I concede! No more!"

Lulu:*Stops tickling Young Cricket*

Young Cricket:*Pants*

Director:"Okay! Cut! Legit take!"

Young Cricket:"Oh! Awesome! I'll be eating dumplings in my trailer if you need me!"

* Beeps*

Ana:"This is it, guys!" *looks at the camera*

Kat:"Hello! Where are they?"

Jewel:"They are at lunch!"

Kat & Ana:"Lunch time!?"

Jimmy T:"Sorry, I was in lunch with my friends!"

Kat & Ana:"What the WarioWare?!"

* Beeps*

Wario:"Take 1...and Action!"

Jimmy T:"Now hang on, Lulu! We said there are 2 rounds!"

Lulu:"No way! I want my prize now!" *Pounces on Jimmy and starts beating him*

Jimmy T:*Screams* "What the WarioWare, man?!"

Spitz:"Dang! Lulu really knows how to fight!"

Wario:"Cut!" (Offscreen) "We had to take a break before we went again!"

* Beeps*

Wario:"Come on, guys! Take 2...Action!"

Jimmy T:"Now hang on Lulu! We said there are 2 rounds!"

Lulu:"2 rounds? No one told me we're doing 2 rounds of Dance Dance Revolution!"

Wario:"Cut! That's a lot better!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Take 25....Action!"

Lulu:*Laughs* "ALRIGHT! I'LL GET A CHECKUP FROM YOU, PENNY!"

Penny:"Yeah!!!! Stay here! I'll be back with doctor's equipment!" *Turns off the tickle machine and goes offscreen*

Lulu:"What the WarioWare?"

Red, Orbulon, 9-Volt, Kat & Ana:*Laughs*

Spitz:"Cut! Lulu, for the last time, we're making WarioWare Adventures!"

Lulu:"Oh! Okay! My bad! Sorry, guys! That saying just slipped out!"

Penny:*Comes onscreen laughing*

Wario:(Offscreen) "Looks like Lulu lost track of what show we were making!" *Laughs*

* Beeps*

Wario:(Offscreen) "Alright! In this next scene, I crashed into Dribble and Spitz while Mona tickled by my sides while I'm driving!"

Director:"Okay! Take 15...and Action!"

Mona:*Tickles Wario's sides*

Wario:*Laughs* "Mona, stop that! No tickling the driver while they're driving!"

Mona:*Tickles Wario's sides faster; ignoring Wario*

Wario:*Laughs* "Mona! Stop! Please!"

Dribble and Spitz:*Whistle happily*

Dribble:"Hey, Spitz, what's that coming towards us?"

Spitz:"It's a laughing driver! U-TURN!"

Dribble:"We're not gonna make it!"

Dribble, Spitz and Wario crash into each other.

Director:"Cut! Awesome take, guys!"

Spitz:"Great! Dribble and I will be in our trailer!"

Wario:"Agreed! I'll be in my trailer!"

* Beeps*

Director:"Take 22....Action!"

Lulu:"Guys!"

Mona:"What is it, Lulu?"

Lulu:"Something tickled me, dudes!"

Spitz:"Nice!"

Everyone:(except Lulu) *Laughs*

Lulu:"Spitz, you're making me nervous! Can you please stop?"

* Beeps*

Director:"Take 23!"

Lulu:"Something tickled me, yo!"

Spitz:"Even better!"

Everyone:(except Lulu) *Laughs*

Lulu:"That's it! I've had it with Spitz! Can somebody get my agent on the phone? Cause I'm out of here! Bye bye!" *Goes offscreen*

Director:"Okay! Let's cut!"

* Beeps*

Wario (To the viewers):*Laughs* "That’s so hilarious outtakes I’ve ever seen since they told me that I wouldn’t expect them."

Lulu:"Wario!? Why are you laughing out loud? Oh yeah! You're laughing because of those outtakes! That’ll make you laugh, everyone!"

Wario:"Yep! Things will get better!"

Dribble:"Well, at least nothing exploded on the set! Otherwise, we had to have Spitz clean up the mess!"

Spitz:"Mess? What'd you mean about mess?"

Dribble:"I'm just playin', Spitz!"

Spitz:"Oh! Right!"

Lulu:"Bye now!"

Director:"Cut! That’s the end!"

* Beep*

Announcer:"Watch WarioWare Adventures weekdays at 8:00 and weekends at 6:00 on Universal Kids! Rated TV-Y7!"

Director: Trial of the Lost Child, take 7.

Milton M. Bottle: You're not really supposed to be afraid of me outside the set, are you? We're just acting.

* Ashley bonks his head with her wand*

Milton M. Bottle: Ow! What was that for?

Director: Cut!

Director: Take 2 for There, There.

Cricket: *petting Ashley's head* For someone whose theme song claims that you never comb your hair, yours is pretty soft.

Ashley: Don't try to push it, Dumpling Boy. *her hair turns white, as if about to cast a hex*

Director: Cut!

Samurai Slice Demon: BOO! Oh, oh, do i get the part? I can be bigger, or maybe even foam at the mouth, or even-

* Beep*