Peppa Pig: Endgame/Transcript

The following is a Work-in-Progress transcript for the 2025 computer-animated parody crossover film, Peppa Pig: Endgame.

Part 1: Craziness at the Pig house
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INT. BLACK ROOM

The Peppa Pig theme song plays quietly in the background

Narrator (O.S.): Hello and welcome friends, to, The Cartoon Multiverse,

EXT. MILKY WAY GALAXY

Narrator (CONT'D) (O.S.): Now, you might be wondering: "What is The Cartoon Multiverse?". Well, it is a multiverse, no shit, but something is special about this VERY multiverse.

EXT. GRAVITY FALLS - DAY

Narrator (O.S.): In this multiverse, everyone loves to have fun.

EXT. BIKINI BOTTOM - NIGHT

A crowd of people stand in the streets and dance

Narrator (O.S.): LOTS of fun.

EXT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - DAY

The camera slowly zooms in on the house

Narrator (O.S.): And now, let's visit one of my favorite creatures of this entire multiverse.

Roundabout by Yes starts playing

INT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS

Peppa Pig and George pig run around the kitchen table. George is beating on a drum and Peppa is playing a tuba. The 2 are making the whole house shake

Daddy Pig: PEPPA, GEORGE, THAT'S RIGHT IN MY GOD DAMN EAR!

Mummy Pig spills coffee on herself

Mummy Pig: Oh great, more laundry to do.

Peppa and George climb up on the table and continue to run around playing their instruments

Daddy Pig, infuriated, picks up the table

Daddy Pig: PEPPA PIG AND GEORGE PIG, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR TOMFUCKERY!

Peppa and George stop their shenanigans. Daddy Pig puts down the table

Daddy Pig: Hey, wife slave, get me some cereal!

Mummy Pig: What did you just call me?

Daddy Pig: I called you my slave! Now go get me some cereal!

Mummy Pig: Fine!

Peppa Pig: Daddy, why are you being such a jerk?

Daddy Pig: Shut up, Peppa! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna turn you into my slave, too!

Peppa Pig: Ok, jeez!

Daddy Pig: Shut up!

Mummy Pig returns with Daddy Pig's cereal

Mummy Pig: Here's your cereal, master.

Daddy Pig: Master? Do I look like a slave owner to you?

Mummy Pig: You literally, just called me your slave 5 minutes ago.

Daddy Pig: I beg to differ, I didn't call you anything!

Mummy Pig: Whatever.

Mummy Pig sits down

Daddy Pig: GOD DAMN IT WOMAN, WHERES MY TOAST?

Mummy Pig gets up from her seat and puts a piece of toast in the toaster

Mummy Pig: Here you go, your majesty

Daddy Pig: Y'know what, I'm not even hungry anymore.

Daddy Pig gets up from his seat

Daddy Pig: Welp, I'm off to work

Daddy Pig exits the room

EXT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - DAY

Daddy Pig opens the front door and exits the house. Daddy Pig gets in his car and drives away

Narrator: Oh dear, things are chaos at the pig house!

INT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS

Peppa Pig: What has gotten into Daddy?

Mummy Pig: I think his mental state is in bad condition.

TEXT: The Next Day

INT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - DAY

Peppa and George run around the kitchen throwing their toys around. Daddy Pig sits at the table with his head buried in his hands

Daddy Pig: I can't do this anymore

Daddy Pig gets up from his seat and exits the room

EXT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS

Daddy Pig opens the front door and exits the house. Daddy Pig gets in his car and drives away

TEXT: And The Next Day

INT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - DAY

Peppa and George run around the kitchen throwing confetti everywhere. Daddy Pig sits at the table crying

Daddy Pig: WHY GOD? WHY? WHY? WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?

Daddy Pig runs to the front door

EXT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS

Daddy Pig kicks down the front door and proceeds to run off screen

INT. PEPPA PIG'S HOUSE - DAY

Mummy Pig: Peppa, George, it is time to go to school

Part 2: Off to School
EXT. ROAD - DAY

Life is a highway by Racal Flatts plays

Mummy Pig is driving her car. Peppa and George are sitting in the back

Peppa Pig: Mummy, I'm worried about Daddy!

Mummy Pig: Well, Peppa, things have been very chaotic at our house for the past few days. I think the chaos is really affecting him.

Peppa Pig: What is "chaos"?

Mummy Pig: Chaos means craziness or destruction.

Peppa Pig: Oh.

EXT. PEPPA'S PLAYGROUP - CONTINUOUS

Local Forecast Elevator by Kevin Macleod plays

Peppa and George get out of the car and walk into the playgroup

INT. PEPPA'S PLAYGROUP - DAY

Peppa opens the front door with a traumatized expression on her face

Peppa Pig: (sighs)

Peppa and George walk in and sit at a table. Suzy Sheep and Danny Dog are also sitting at that table

Suzy Sheep: What's the matter, Peppa?

Danny Dog: Yeah, you looked depressed!

Peppa Pig: Well, it's a long story. Let me tell you...

Part 3: Daddy Pig's "large event"
EXT. DADDY PIG'S OFFICE - DAY

Daddy Pig walks up to the front door of the office

Daddy Pig presses a buzzer on a speaker box

Buzzer Woman: Yes?

Daddy Pig: Oh my god, it is me, Daddy Pig, I work here, LET ME IN!

Buzzer Woman: Ok, ok! (muttering) Don't need to get so pissy about it!

The front door opens. Daddy Pig walks into the building

INT. DADDY PIG'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS

Daddy Pig steps inside the office elevator

INT. ELEVATOR - DAY

Daddy Pig presses the top button. The elevator doors close

Daddy Pig stands in the elevator for about 15 seconds. Then the doors open. Daddy Pig walks out

INT. OFFICE FLOOR 1 - DAY

Daddy Pig walks into the room

Daddy Pig's Co-workers: Good morning, Daddy Pig!

Daddy Pig: What's so good about it?

Mrs. Cat: You seem really angry today.

Mr. Rabbit: Yeah, what's up?

Daddy Pig: The chaos at my house is really getting to me. And, I really, really, really want to stop it. But there is also something else I want to do.

Mr. Rabbit: What's that?

Daddy Pig: Come with me.

Mission Impossible by Lalo Schifrin plays

INT. MEETING ROOM - DAY

Daddy Pig stands in front of a large whiteboard. Mrs. Cat, Mr. Rabbit, Mr. Pony, and Mrs. Zebra sit at a round table

Daddy Pig: Ok team, so, there is something I have been wanting to do for a while.

Mrs. Cat/Mr. Rabbit/Mr. Pony/Mrs. Zebra: What is it?

Daddy Pig: I have been wanting to take over the cartoon multiverse for a while now.

Mrs. Cat/Mr. Rabbit/Mr. Pony/Mrs. Zebra: What, we can't do that!/Are you serious?!/You've got to be joking!/You must have mental problems if you think you could actually pull that off!

Daddy Pig: Look, guys, I know it sounds impossible, but I know a way that we can make it work!

Mrs. Cat/Mr. Rabbit/Mr. Pony/Mrs. Zebra: What do we need to do?

Daddy Pig: First, I need to build a metallic glove. Once I build the glove, I will tell you what we need to do next.

Mrs. Cat/Mr. Rabbit/Mr. Pony/Mrs. Zebra: Ok!/I wish you would tell us more./Good idea!/Why do you need a metal glove?

Daddy Pig: Also, we need to build base. I know just where we are going to build it!

Mr. Rabbit: Where will we build it?

Daddy Pig: By the edge of that battlefield!

Mr. Rabbit: I don't know where that is.

Mrs. Cat/Mr. Pony/Mrs. Zebra: Neither do we.

Daddy Pig: C'mon, follow me. I will show you where it is.

Mrs. Cat/Mr. Rabbit/Mr. Pony/Mrs. Zebra/Daddy Pig exit the room

Part 4: Peppa the Storyteller
INT. PEPPA'S PLAYGROUP - DAY

Peppa Pig: And they my Dad ran out of the house!

Suzy and Danny stare at Peppa, bewildered

Suzy Sheep: I think your Dad is on some serious drugs!

Peppa Pig: What are "drugs"?

Danny Dog: Um, it's 2025, you need to get with the times. EVERYONE knows what drugs are!

Peppa Pig: What are they?!

Suzy Sheep: Um, uh, there aren't good!

Peppa Pig: Oh.

Danny Dog: (changing the subject): I know, we should write and present a book about the craziness at your house!

Peppa Pig: That's a good idea!

Easy Lemon by Kevin Macleod plays as Peppa, Suzy, and Danny make their book

Peppa Pig: Ok, it is done!

Suzy Sheep: What should we do now?

Danny Dog: Let's ask Madame Gazelle if we can present it!

Peppa Pig: Good idea!

Part 5: Peppa's Presentation
INT. PEPPA'S PLAYGROUP - DAY

Peppa Pig walks up to Madame Gazelle

Peppa Pig: Madame Gazelle, can me, Danny, and Suzy present this book?