Animaniacs: Zany to the Max/We're Back Baby/Pod Casted Pinky/Yakko Must Die

Transcript
(Shows WB Animation logo)

We're Back Baby
(It starts with the Warners sleeping in the Warner Tower as suddenly Yakko wakes up.)

Yakko: Huh, how long were we asleep? Wakko? Dot? (he slowly yawns) feels like I been sleeping for years.

(He sees Wakko sleeping with an old and decaying teddy bear)

(Yakko gets up and slowly steps out of the warner bros tower yet the tower is locked completely)

Yakko: Wakko?

Wakko: *talking in sleep* Of course I'm ambitious (belches)

Yakko: Wakko wake up.

Wakko: *slowly wakes up screaming* oh man. I had this nightmare that we been asleep for quite a long time.. *sighs* at least its only a dream (he steps out opening the tower) and that were still in the...*his eyes widen* 90s?

(both of the warners look out seeing several changes)

Random Guy: Cellphones get your free totally not fake cellphones!

Dot: Wakko I don't think were in The 90s anymore (saying that as shes dressed like Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz.)

Yakko: Dot, take that off!

(they leap down to find everything changing around them across Warner Bros)

Yakko: wow.. Things have really changed here

Wakko: (looks at a batman poster) Well except for The Batman

Yakko: Oh and the Matrix

(Meanwhile at Warner Bros Studios plotz is busy at work)

Plotz: No how many times do I have to tell you, I wanted Michael Jordan as the cameo not B. JORDAN! *he hangs up mad*

(he gets on phone and calls up Scratchensniff)

Plotz: Scratchy get in here!!

(He quickly runs in)

Scratchensniff: Yes Mr. Plotz?

Plotz: Tell me what makes us money?

Scratchensniff: Reruns of Teen Titans Go?

Plotz: Don't you dare mention that name!! And no. I've made a list of things that makes Warner Bros stellar and big plans

(The list is a very very very very very very long list)

Plotz: This list goes big and long.

Scratchensniff: What's this one right here? *he points at the list as one thing saying "REBOOT OLD SHOW FROM THE 90S?"

Plotz: *his eyes widen hearing it and shuts his mouth* No! No no. i never put that on that on the list. *he laughs lying and nervous and grabs a marker crossing it out*

Scratchensniff: Mr. Plotz?!

Plotz: i..it's nothing....nothing i tell ya!!! It's not like I unlocked the water tower.

Scratchensniff: Plotz....whats going on?

Plotz: *sighs* fine, I...I originally considered bringing back the Warners back....and....I may have left the water tower unlocked..

Scratchnsniff: Wait you planned on bringing back the Warners?

Plotz: Warner Bros is changing the only thing we have is a bunch of DC wise properties and Those Tunes ain't doing very much.. I never thought I said this but Get the Warners in here

(Suddenly they magically appear)

Plotz: How did you get here?!

Yakko: Cartoon logic.

Wakko: Hiya Plotzie we missed you.

Dot: It's been so long!!

Plotz: Warners step into my office

Yakko: but were already in your office

Plotz: Just sit down

(They do so)

Dot: How's the wife?

Plotz: Wife? anyways I've been discussing with a certain list i had....and I hate to say this....but were giving you another shot at your show.

Yakko: Oh really?

Wakko: Ooooh is Alan Rickman going to guest star?

Plotz: He died. Anyways the whereabouts of the rest of the cast members are nowhere to be found. we need you three to find them and search for them.

Dot: So Pokémon.

Plotz: Not like Pokémon!

Dot: Digimon?

Plotz: No! ugh (he sighs) Just find them.

(The Warners leave to go find them)

Plotz: (he faceplants his face on desk) I should've rebooted Freakazoid. Or I don't know Road Rovers.

(With the Warners, they find Hello Nurse in a bar drinking a lot of chocolate milk)

Dot: Obscure Joke, Talk to your parents. Yakko Wakko I don't want you two to go near her

Yakko: why not?

Dot: well i know you two. you'd do the usual HELLOOO NURSE

Wakko: come on people love it when we do that.

Dot: So just give me a few minutes to chat with her girl to woman.

Wakko; Well what are we supposed to do? Twiddle our thumbs?

Dot: maybe go find any of the other characters.

(For laughs they see Ralph sitting in the other corner of the bar, drinking strawberry milk)

Yakko: Huh, what's with people and milk?

(Yakko and Wakko go to sit far in a booth across from Ralph as Dot goes up to the bar table where Ms. Nurse is at)

Dot: Hello? Nurse?

Hello Nurse: *looks over* huh?..oh.... of course you're back. Don't mind me, I'm just drinking my misery away.

Dot: Why?

Hello Nurse: I GOT FIRED! NINETEEN YEARS AGO AND I AM STILL NOT OVER IT!

Dot: Why didn't you try to get another job?

Hello Nurse: I did try acting once.

(flashback starts to Hello Nurse on the Buffy set)

Director: Quiet on the set Buffy the Vampire Slayer Scene 1 Episode 1 aaand Action!!!

(Hello Nurse walks in as for laughs Joss Whedon is watching)

(Cuts back to Mrs. Nurse)

Mrs. Nurse: yeaaah that didn’t go to well said I was replaced by a woman from   Swans Crossing in the lead role of Buffy *she sighs*

Dot: Oh I thought the story was going in another direction.

Hello Nurse: Yep, now I been here drinking chocolate milk here. For eternity.

Dot: well Plotz wants to revive a certain 90s show. And he wants you back

Hello Nurse: Wait what?

Dot: Yep

Hello Nurse: Don’t tell me I’m gonna have to keep being yknow

Dot: it’s not the 90s anymore what could possibly happen doing it today?

(a usher is grabbing Pepe Le Pew giving him the boot)

Pepe: no misour please not le boot my reputation!!!

Dot: you’ll be fine

Hello Nurse: Okay fine.

(With the two boy Warners, Ralph is still drinking)

Yakko: Come on!

Ralph: No!

Wakko: I know what can convince him?

Yakko: What?

Wakko: THE POWER OF MUSIC!

Yakko: one problem Wakko we haven’t done a Animaniacs song in forever plus the last song we ever sung was focused on New Years Eve

Wakko: It's a revival baby. I’m sure we’ll find all the characters through. But right now song time!

Yakko: Okay fine. We can do a song

(Music starts to play)

Wakko: (singing) Oh Ralphie… why are you so sad?

Sub Segment: Good Idea, Bad Idea
(The Good Idea Bad Idea title card is shown)

Narrator: It’s time for another good idea bad idea…huh oh sorry time for a good idea bad idea sorry been to long since I did one

(The Good Idea light flicks on)

Narrator: Good Idea! Showing Educational Videos to your classroom.

(Mr. Skullhead plays a historical video to the class)

Bad Idea: Showing your Browsing History to your classroom.

(Mr Skullhead shows brings up his browsing history with a big huge censored bar across the board the teacher gets mad and boots him out of school)

The End.

Pod Casted Pinky
(The Pinky and the Brain theme plays as it cuts to the lab as Pinky is listening to Alex Jones)

Alex Jones: Welcome my fellow conspiracy nuts as today we have a special guest. Batman, say hello.

Batman: Hello

(the brain walks in hearing the noise)

The Brain: Pinky turn that off, I've been trying to think up a plan to take over the world. and I can't do that with your squabble in the background

Pinky: But Brain, it's Alex Jones and Batman.

The Brain: don't listen to him Pinky he'll rattle your mind with lies and deception.

Pinky: Like what?

The Brain: (gives Pinky an odd look and sighs) I guess even the idiotic kind can look up to false news

(He turns off the podcast)

The Brain: I’ve got a very perfect plan to take over the world. Remember that Mind controlling thing we did in the original. I’m bringing it back

Pinky: Egad Brain brilliant but ohh wait no no no. Why will this one be different? Wouldn't we need big legs and cowboy gear for you to be Bubba Bo Ba Brain?

The Brain: several years of you not pronouncing it you finally got it right?...well nearly

Pinky: I've had practice

Yakko Must Die
(It begins with the Warners bouncing on pogo sticks across the lot while Ralph tries to catch them)