Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley

Synopsis
After travelling to Egypt, Japan, Yukon, New York, Germany, Peru, France, Newfoundland, Jamaica, London, Greece, Area 51, Australia, and Sweden, Mother Goose and her kids visit Elisa. They learn the traditions of Israel through song.

Transcript
Mother Goose: Hello Elisa! Elisa: Shalom Goose! Shalom Yelonim! Kid 1: What did she say, Mother Goose? Mother Goose: That's the way people here in Israel say "Hello Children!" Kid 2: We're in Israel? Mother Goose: That's right. I want you all to meet my friend Elisa Martinez! Elisa, these are my friends Lucy, Min, Derek, and Sean. Elisa: I'm glad your here. In fact, we have a song which shows that we are happy to be here together! Dance with me!

(Song "Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley") Elisa: Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl She's a nasty fake blonde schemer Who calls herself "Your host!" Without the help of her entourage Her job would be toast She'll tell you that she loves your shirt But it's something she can't stand She's just full of you-know-what she has to double-flush the can She buys two pairs of the same jeans one size four and one size eight So when she wears the bigger ones you'll ask if she lost weight She's not the girl you think she is Let me tell you clearly There's thick black hair between her toes Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley! She's a phony scheming weasel nose Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley! She steals and lies and she's evil bros. Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley! It's Mildred!

Lucy: That was great! Elisa: That was. We learned to say Hello through song. Thanks Mother Goose, and come back soon! Everyone: Goodbye!