Ed, Edd n Eddy the Movie: The Ed-Touchables/Transcript

''A long-shot view of the cul-de-sac is seen. It looks peaceful and quiet. The title flashes on the screen:''

 

''A backyard is shown. There is a kiddie pool set up with a toy boat gently rocking in it. Behind the pool is a clothesline, strung with clothes.''

Writers: '''Jono Howard Mike Kubat Rachel Connor Stacy Warnick Danny Antonucci'''

''A sprinkler is watering Kevin's lawn. Kevin's bike is leaned against the garage. A close-up is shown of the sprinkler moving back and forth before looking at another house across the street.''

Storyboard: '''Scott Underwood Steve Garcia Raven Molisee Joel Dickie Big Jim Miller'''

''Rolf's tractor is sitting abandoned in a field of weeds. Rolf seems to have been mowing the lawn before suddenly stopping for some unknown reason. The wind blows, and some dandelion seeds come loose and float to another lawn, where a checkers game seems to have been in progress. A half-finished bottle of soda and a can of wood varnish occupy each end of the board.''

Composer: Patric Caird

''An abandoned basketball is seen next to a game of hopscotch. Strangely, the number on the end is 62, and the square is incomplete. Following said trail, we find some broken chalk, two abandoned shoes, a skateboard with the wheels still rolling, and a dropped ice-cream cone on which ants are crawling.''

Directed by Danny Antonucci

''Edd is in his room, using a labeler. He labels a desk lamp "Lamp", a bookshelf "Books", and a desk "Desk." Around the room can be seen other evidence of his labeling, such as a bed labeled "Sack" and a label reading "Door Knob" next to the doorknob.]'' Edd: "Four thousand eight hundred and twenty, four thousand eight hundred and twenty-four–ooh, I like what you've done with that tunnel–four thousand eight hundred and thirty-one, four thousand eight hundred and thirty-five, that's everybody. Four thousand eight hundred and–" [He does some calculations on an abacus] "–thirty-seven." ''[He places a label reading "Ants 4,837" on his ant farm. The doorbell then rings. He walks down to get the door. Upon opening it, he finds nobody there. He is halfway up the steps when the doorbell rings again. He goes down to get the door and once again finds nobody there. He tests the doorbell, and then goes upstairs. Once again, he gets halfway up before the doorbell rings again. He rushes down to get it.]'' Edd: [annoyed] "Now please–!" [A bucket of water falls on his head.] ''[Edd once again starts up the steps only to have the bell ring when he's halfway up. He goes down to get the door, and looks up carefully to make sure there are no unpleasant surprises. Just as he's about to stop looking up, a fish hits him in the face. Edd stands there stunned for a few seconds and then heads up the stairs, an odor now surrounding him. Once again, the doorbell rings when he's halfway up.]'' Eddy: "Hey, Double D, what took you so long?" Edd: "Oh. Hello, Eddy. So, what're you doing?" [remembering the pranks] "Hey. Was that you ringing my doorbell?" Eddy: "Who, me? Nah."

Edd: [opening the door to his room] "Wait, Eddy. You know the rules." [He holds up a pair of bunny slippers.] Eddy: "Aw, come on, Edd. Not again." [Edd wiggles the slippers] "All right. Sheesh, stupid slippers." Edd: "And I'll dispose of these." [He puts the shoes in a box labeled "Shoes."] Eddy: "Okay. The slippers are on nowwWWHOAAA!" [Edd has taken a vacuum cleaner hose and is busily cleaning Eddy's nose with it.] Edd: "We'll have you clean in no time, Eddy!" ''[His head gets sucked in but is shaken out. Edd is finished with his nose.]'' "Almost done." [He vacuums the back of Eddy's shirt.] Eddy: "Gee, thanks Edd." Edd: "After you, Eddy." Eddy: "Yeah. After me." ''[Entering the room, he spots Edd's bed. He goes over and jumps on it.]'' Edd: "EDDY!" [remaking the bed] "Messy messy messy messy messy. Please don't do that, Eddy." [Eddy begins switching labels, switching the "Slipper" label, which he places on the bed, with the "Bed" label.] Edd: "Eddy! Please return those labels to their rightful designations." Eddy: "Alright, alright, don't have a bird." [He takes the slipper label off the bed and replaces it with one that says "Toilet".] "Are ya done yet? Let's go get Ed!" Eddy: "Okay. Race you to Ed's place."

''[The duo rush over to Ed's. When they get there, Ed can clearly be seen watching a horror movie on TV. They tiptoe to the window.]'' Eddy: [whispering] "There he is." ''[Eddy and Edd sneak in through the window. When Edd tries to enter, the window slams on his fingers, and he makes noises of pain.]'' Eddy: [whispering] "Ssh. Quit fooling around." ''[He continues to sneak up on Ed. Just as he's about to pounce, Ed grabs him in a headlock and gives him a noogie.]'' Ed: "Hey, Eddy! What's up?" Edd: [leaping on them] "Dogpile!" ''[They tussle. Ed ends up victorious, with the two of them in a headlock.]'' Ed: "Hi Edd Double D. You guys make me laugh." Eddy: [holding a jar of coins and talking to the other two Eds] "So boys, what's big, round, costs a nickel–" Ed and Edd: "Jawbreakers!" Eddy: "Now away we go!" [He runs to the candy store.]

[The Eds are in front of the candy store, slurping jawbreakers.] Eddy: "This is good." Edd: "Should we feel guilty about Jonny's predicament?" Eddy: "Nah. You know what they say: A little childhood trauma builds character." ''[A tire runs into them, knocking the jawbreakers out of their mouths. The jawbreakers roll down the street, and the Eds chase the jawbreakers until they see the sky glowing a rare blue color and sees a teenage girl' 'float down.]'' Eddy: "Who's that girl?" Edd: "I don't know."