Jason the Demon (TV Series)/Demon Hunters Transcript

(The episode starts off with an ad)

TV that's playing the ad:Are their demons causing trouble to your neighborhood well don't worry because now there are demon hunters!

(shows demon hunters)

TV that's playing the ad:These hunters will kill any demon that comes your way so just call ABCD-EF-GH-Z and then demons will be no more.

(Then it transitions to a channel bumper)

Channel Bumper:Next we got Comedy Ads, later we got movie ads. All here on the ad channel!

(Then shows Jason who's watching the TV)

Jason:I swear this TV channel shows nothing but ads! Now lets see what porn hub is up to

(Intro plays)

(Intro ends)

(Jason, Ian, and Clint walk to school together)

(Jason is really sleepy)

Ian:What's up with Jason?

Clint:I don't know he probably spent last night watching porn again.

Jason:I didn't watch porn! It was gay porn!

Clint:There are the same thing.

Jason:Nuh uh. You said porn just porn you weren't being specific.

Clint:BITCH THEY ARE THE SAME THING.

Jason:NUH UH! YOU WEREN'T BEING SPECIFIC

(Clint facepalms)

Clint:Freakin' dumbass.

(Ian rolls his eyes)

(Then they enter the school)

Clint:What the hell...

(It shows demon hunters in the school)

Ian:What are they doing here.

Principal:They here to check the school for demons! They also here to make sure no brats slash me with a sword again.

Jason:Oh shit, yo Clint I think that was us

Clint:No shit.

Principal:Anyways.....Go on to class boys.

Jason, Clint and Ian:Ok!

(Then it shows a demon hunter's demon tracker)

(It tracks something)

Demon hunter:Bingo.

(It shows Jason in class)

Teacher:And now kids when your dick gets hard that is called a period so you can write that down.

(Jason starts drooling)

(Then a demon hunter bust in the classroom)

Demon hunter:THERE'S A DEMON IN THIS CLASSROOM. LEAVE NOW!

(Everyone except Jason starts screaming and they ran out the room)

Jason:Woah there's a demon in this classroom!

Demon hunter:Yeah u should go.

Jason:Nah lets find this demon together!

Demon hunter:Uh ok!

(Jason then knocks the demon hunter out)

Jason:Dumbass.

(Then it shows clint in the classroom with Ian)

Teacher:Ok kids and now we gonna learn how to do sex. Now..

Clint:Aw man this us gonna be great!

Ian:Time to get my meat out!

(Then the demon hunters come in)

Demon hunter:There's a demon in here!

Boy #1:Bitch get out!

Boy #2:Yeah dumb hobo!

Boy #3:We trying to jerk off here

Demon hunter:Ooo can I join

Boy #2: Sure!

Demon hunters:Aight cool!

More coming soon.