Avenging Hollywood/Transcript

Part 1
(Shows Fox Searchlight Pictures logo)

(Shows Rage Films logo)

(We then cut to Jenson Appleton in the studio for Lose Your Bets!)

Jenson: What web series featured a man with boxing gloves checking emails on old computers? Was it A: RWBY, B: Homestar Runner, C: Good Mythical Morning, or D: Smosh?

(The contestants place their bets, with 7 landing on Smosh and only 1 landing on Homestar Runner.)

Jenson: And the answer is... B! Don't worry folks, the 7 of you who betted wrongly still have 2 lives left. You still have a chance to get the King of Town Prize, a whopping £2 million! Join us after the break and see who will win!

(The camera changes perspective, gliding to Jenson as an executive tells him to come to his office. It then cuts to the executive's office, where Jenson and the executive enter and talk about his role in Avengers)

Executive: Listen, I just got this letter from Marvel. "Dear Jenson Appleton: We are proud to announce that you have a role in Avengers: Infinity War as a stunt double for Iron Man. Come to Hollywood in 16 days and we will cast you."

Jenson: Oh my god! The Marvel Cinematic Universe is the greatest film franchise ever! I can't wait!