Spider-Man: Remastered (2002 video game)/Transcript

(All versions)
Tour Guide: Greetings, welcome to the tutorial. yeah, I know you want to get on with things beat up the bad guys do the whole superhero thing. Blah blah blah, well, everyone's got to start somewhere. Trust me, when you're hip-deep in trouble later on you'll be glad you went through this. Alright now let's get started now get the gum out of your ears and listen good. Touch the question mark directly in front of you.

Tour Guide: Well, good to see that you can follow basic instructions. Now, these question marks will teach you how to use your powers. Check out the compass. Your compass will point straight towards your next objective. Up on the compass means forward to you, you follow me. Well, stop following me or I'll have you arrested.

Tour Guide: Now this doohickey is the height meter, not to be confused with the width meter. It let's you know how much higher or lower you are from the next objective! Now, you are the little red dot, and your target is blue so now's your chance to self test for colorblindness! Anyway using the compass and height meter together, you should be able to find your next objective no matter where it is! Go ahead, give it a shot, I'll wait. But not for long.

Tour Guide: Well you're easily impressed, aren't ya, you haven't even gotten to the good stuff yet.

Tour Guide: Uh hey, king of the world, don't let it go to your head, okay. Look you're swinging, but sooner or later, you're going to want to drop. You cant break your web line by pressing the A button (PS4 version)

Tour Guide : Hey, king of the world, don't let it go to your head, okay. Array for you you're swinging. But sooner or later, you're probably gonna want to drop. You cant break your web line by pressing the A button. (Xbox One and Switch version)

Tour Guide : Here's a little party favor for you, a combo power up. Try to locate as many of these babies as you can. Each time you get one you'll unlock a new web power or combo to add to your list of attacks. For those of you playing along at home, that's a good thing. Oh and for those of you with short-term memory issues which would be, most of you. You can check out a list of the combos you've unlocked in the pause menu.

Tour Guide : All right kiddo let's see what you got.

Tour Guide : Okay. Well you just got pounded by the weakest enemy in the entire game, that's not something you're gonna want to brag about all right. Now luckily for you, you can practice here until guys like this, are just speed bumps on the way to bigger bad guys. Of course if you suck, you'll just stay here forever.

Tour Guide: The Yo-yo, Ladies and Gentleman. Well that was a pretty full day, huh! So look if you need to go over this tutorial, or if you just plain missed me! which! Hah, who could blame you. You can access basic training from the menu anytime you want. Now follow your compass and heihg meter to the exit. Good luck! I said... good luck. Good luck means 'Good bye'.

Tour Guide : Good job kid, you might just make something of yourself after all. Good luck, you're gonna need it.

PS4 version
Tour Guide: Uh-huh, you just couldn't resist jumping down here huh! well, I guess I should tell you something then um, Okay how about this.

Tour Guide: Ooh that's some view huh. Okay not really but hey this it's training right it's training right. Now to rotate the camera. Push left or right on the Right analog stick. You can recenter the camera behind you by pushing down on the Right analog stick.

Tour Guide: Okay the topic at hand is web-swinging. But let's get one thing straight first. Do not try this at home your house isn't nearly tall enough okay, good. Now that the public service message is out of the way, press the R2 button to start web-swinging. If you need to floor it, hold down the R2 button while you swing. You'll go faster sure but you won't be able to turn with beams so watch it. Web swing over to your next objective. Use your compass and height meter to find it. If you can't find it, I can help you. Unplug the machine, and walk away.

Tour Guide: Are you ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice. Throw a punch with the Square button. Oooh. And kick with the Circle button, ya-ha. It may not pretty, but it gets the job done.

(Classic)

Tour Guide: Okay, so here you are on the side of the building. Your next marker is up so you could crawl, but I know you though you want fast you want it now. So I'm going to let you in on something. If you press the R1 button while climbing on the wall, you'll web zip in the direction you're crawling, hmm. And don't stay I never did any for you. Oh to much much.

Tour Guide: But wait, there's more. If you press the R1 button while you're running. You'll web zip in the direction you're moving.

Your Guide: Okay now, if you're standing still and you press the R1 button, you'll web zip straight up, as long as there's something to stick to above you. Otherwise you'll just look like a jerk.

Tour Guide : Alright now you're almost done so let's get a little fancy. If you hold the Triangle button and quickly press the R1 button, you can suspend yourself from a web line and slowly raise or lower yourself. This is a very sneaky way to check out unfamiliar areas.

Nintendo Switch
Tour Guide: Oooh, that's some view huh! Okay well look it's just training, right! To rotate the camera push left or right on the C-stick. You can recenter the camera behind you by pushing down on the C-stick.

Tour Guide: Okay the topic at hand is web-swinging. But let's get one thing straight first. Do not try this at home okay your house isn't nearly tall enough. Now the public service message is out of the way, press the R button to start web-swinging. Now if you need to floor it, hold down the R button while you swing. You go faster but you won't turn with beams. Web swing over to your next objective. Use your compass and height meter to find it.

Tour Guide: Are you ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice. Throw a punch with the B button. Oooh. And kick with the X button, Wa-ha. You can also do more powerful combo attacks, by quickly pressing different buttons.

(Classic)

Tour Guide: (eating) Okay. So here you are on the side of the building. Your next marker is up so you could crawl, but I know you! No you want to go fast you want it now. Well, I'll tell you a secret. If you press the L button while climbing on the wall. You'll web zip in the direction you're crawling, huh! Who's your buddy?

Tour Guide: But wait there's more. If you press the L button while your running, you'll web zip in the direction you're moving.

Tour Guide: Now if you're standing sill and you press the L button, you'll web zip straight up as long as there's something to stick to above you. Otherwise you'll just fly out into space forever.

Tour Guide: All righty you're almost done. so why don't we end with something a little fancy. If you hold the Y button and quickly press the L button, you can suspend yourself from a web line and slowly raise or lower yourself. This is the sneaky way to check out unfamiliar areas.

Xbox One version
Tour Guide : Uh-huh, you just couldn't resist jumping down here huh! well, I guess I should tell you something then um hmm... Oh, how about this. You can jump higher than normal by quickly tapping the A button twice. Tap, tap. See, a double button can sometime get you out of difficult spots.

Tour Guide : [during basic training]  Ooh that's some view huh. Okay not really but hey it's training right. Now to rotate the camera. Push left or right on the Right thumbstick. You can recenter the camera behind you by pushing down on the right thumbstick.

Tour Guide : [during basic training]  Okay the topic at hand is web-swinging. But let's get one thing straight first. Do not, I repeat do not try this at home, your house isn't nearly tall enough, got it, okay! Now the public service message is out of the way, press the Right Trigger button to start web-swinging. If you need to floor it, hold down the Right Trigger button while you swing. You'll go faster sure but won't be able to turn with beams so watch it. Web swing over to your next objective. Use your compass and height meter to find it.

Tour Guide : Ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice. Throw a punch with the X button, and Kick with the B button. You can also do more powerful combo attacks by quickly pressing different buttons. You can also confuse your friends by pressing every button at the same time.

(Classic)

Tour Guide : (eating) That was a good sandwich. Okay so here you are on the side of the building. Your next marker is up so you could crawl, but I know you, you want fast you want it now. Well i'm gonna let you in on a little secret. If you press the left trigger while crawling on a wall, your web zip in the direction you're crawling. Huh, who's your Daddy!

Tour Guide : But wait, let's more. If you press the Left Trigger while you're running, you'll web zip in the direction you're moving. WOWZER.

Tour Guide : Okay, now if you're standing still, and you press the Left Trigger, you'll web zip straight up as long as there's something to stick to above you.

Tour Guide : Well, you're almost done, I'm getting all weepy I just thinking about it. So let's get a little fancy, shall we. If you hold down the Y button and quickly press the Left Trigger, you can suspend yourself from a web line and slowly raise or lower yourself. This is a sneaky way to check out unfamiliar areas.

(Enhanced, original)

Tour Guide : (eating) Okay, so here you are on the side of the building. Your next marker is up, so you could crawl, but I know you though you want fast you want it now. So I'll tell you a little secret. If you press the black button while crawling on a wall, you'll web zip in the direction you're crawling, huh! Who's your buddy?

Tour Guide: But wait, THERE's MORE. If you press the Black button while you're running, you'll web zip in the direction you're moving. Pretty clever, huh!

Tour Guide: Okay you're standing still, and you press the Black button, you'll web zip straight up, as long as there's something to stick to above you.

Tour Guide: Well you're almost done. So let's get a little fancy, shall we. Okay, if you hold the Left Trigger and press the Black button, you can suspend yourself from a web line and slowly raise or lower yourself. This is a very sneaky way to check out unfamiliar areas.

(Enhanced, updated)

Tour Guide: Okay, so here you are on the side of the building. Your next marker is up, so you could crawl, but I know you though you want fast you want it now. So I'll tell you a secretly different. If you press the left bumper while crawling on a wall, you'll web zip in the direction you're crawling, huh! Oh yeah, I need to finish my ham sandwich.

Tour Guide: But wait, there's more, If you press the Left Bumper while you're running, you'll web zip in the direction you're moving. Pretty awesome, huh! I'll leave you to it.

Tour Guide: Okay if you're now standing still, and you press the Left Bumper, you'll web zip straight up, as long as there's something to stick to above you.

Tour Guide: Well you're almost, Se let's end some bit of a little fancy. if you hold the Left Trigger and press the Left bumper, you can suspend yourself from a web line and slowly raise or lower yourself. This is a very sneaky way to look around for any unfamiliar areas.

Xbox One
Tour Guide: So you just couldn't resist jumping down here huh! Well, I guess I should tell you something then um... Okay how about this. You can jump higher than normal by quickly tapping the X button twice. See, a double button can sometimes get you out of difficult spots. Duh!

Tour Guide: [during basic training]  Okay the topic at hand is web-swinging. But let's get one thing straight first. Do not, I'll say it again do not try this at home, your house isn't nearly tall enough! Now the public service message is out of the way, press the Left Trigger button to start web-swinging. If you need to floor it, hold down the Left Trigger button while you swing. You'll go faster sure but won't be able to turn with beams. Web swing over to your next objective. Use your compass and height meter to find it. However, if you can't it, I can't help you. Turn off the Xbox. and then, walk away!

Tour Guide: Ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice. Throw a punch with the A button, and Kick with the Y button. You can also do more powerful combo attacks by quickly pressing different buttons.

(Classic)


 * Tour Guide: Okay, I'm back! So here you are on the side of the building. Your next marker is up, so you could crawl, but I know you though! You want fast you want it now. Well I'm going to let you in on something for your little secret. If you press the Right Trigger button while climbing on the wall, you'll web zip in the direction you're crawling, huh! Oh and er, One more thing! Don't fall off the wall.


 * Tour Guide: But wait, there's more, If you press the Right Trigger button while you're running, you'll web zip in the direction you're moving. But beware yourself, don't hurt your head.


 * Tour Guide: Okay, now. If you're now standing still, and you press the Right Trigger, you'll web zip straight up, as long as there's something to stick to above you. Or otherwise, you will become into an upside down cake.


 * Tour Guide: Okay you're almost done, so let's get a little fancy, alright! If your hold down the B button and then pressing the Right Trigger gently. You can suspend yourself from a web line and slowly raise or lower yourself. This is a very sneaky way to check out very important unfamiliar areas.

(Enhanced, original)


 * Tour Guide: Okay now, So here you are on the side of the building. Your next marker is up, so you could crawl, but I know you though! You want fast you want it now. Well I'm going to give you s new secret. If you press the White button while climbing on the wall, you'll web zip in the direction you're crawling! Huh, who's your Mommy?!!!


 * Tour Guide: But wait, there's more, If you press the White button while you're running, you'll web zip in the direction you're moving.


 * Tour Guide: Okay, If you're now standing still, and you press the White button, you'll web zip straight up, as long as there's something to stick to above you. Up, up and away.


 * Tour Guide: Okay now, you're almost done. So let's get a little fancy. Now, if you hold down the Left Trigger and then pressing the White button. You can suspend yourself from a web line and slowly raise up or lower down yourself, pretty cool huh! This is a sneaky way to check out or look around unfamiliar areas.

(Enhanced, updated)


 * Tour Guide:

Mission 1

 * Tour Guide: Here's a tip for when you're on the side of a building. If you press the Zipline button you'll zip in the direction you're crawling. Of course you'd know this if you played the Basic Tutorial, but I guess you're just cooler than the rest of us.

Mission 2

 * Tour Guide : Just for giggles, press the punch button near an object to try picking it up. Press punch again, to throw it. Don't have time to pick it up, too lazy, no problem. The Kick button will launch an item without picking it up. There, was that simple enough for you. Or should I play the whole game for you?


 * Tour Guide : If you hold down the Y button, you can web up an enemy stopping him in his tracks. But he'll break out sooner or later though so don't get too comfy!


 * Spider-Man: STOP RIGHT THERE, MURDERER!
 * Spike: Huh!
 * Skull Thug: What the!
 * Spike: Don't let him through!