User blog:Curious the IIIrd/Around the World in 22 Minutes/Transcriopt

(intro starts)

(still title card appears, many horse dubs watching tv with the text in centaur font)

Horse: Around the World in 22 Minutes

(horse watches tv flickering through channels)

(Nickelodeon)

Spongebob: I...

(Disney Channel)

Molly McGee: Am...

(Cartoon Network)

Robin: Dumb...

(PBS Kids)

Arthur: Oh!

(Freeform, dumbo movie)

Matriarch: "Dumbo."

(The Circus Elephants break into a laughing fit, as Dumbo watches them, curiously.)

Catty: "Dumbo, I say. That's good."

Giddy: "Dumbo! That's good."

Catty: "Dumbo!"

Horse: I am so bored.

(a promo pops up on screen)

Announcer: New episodes of Doge in Space is coming to Xilften!

Horse: DOGE IN SPACE?! THAT'S MY FAVORITE SHOW!

(Xilften)

(parody of ridley jones, Radley Dunes, counter saying 22:00)

Radley: I cannot wait for the excibit to open!

Horse: I think I can pass this time by flying around the world to see Doge in Space. In case I miss it, I can record the show.

(Horse goes outside and takes her plane)

Horse: All right! Soaring around the world! Look, there's Spain! I wanna watch Disney Junior there, but I don't have time.

(she lands the plane)

Spanish Horse: Hola! ¿Otro yo? ¡Debes ser un gemelo!

English Horse: What?

Spanish Horse: ¿Otro yo? ¡Debes ser un gemelo!

English Horse (yelling): WHAT?!

Spanish Horse (yelling): ¿Otro yo? ¡Debes ser un gemelo! What debe ser como que en ese idioma.

English Horse: I must get off that!

(she flies to France)

France Horse: Bonjour! Tu dois être mon jumeau perdu depuis longtemps !

English Horse: I have a language translator! I can just put it around my neck!

France Horse: Quel serait votre nom ?

English Horse: My name is Horse.

France Horse: Salut Horse! Je m'appelle Cheval.

English Horse: Which is your name? Cheval, Je or m'appelle?

France Horse: Cheval.

English Horse: Wow! Hi Cheval!

Chevel: Bonjourno!

Horse: I better go back, Cheval. I am heading to the next country to learn more.

(she flies to arabian)

Arabic Horse (singing): ليالي العرب!

Horse: You must be an Arabian version of me!

Arabic Horse: يجب أن يكون هذا توأم من مدينة إنجليزية!

(drags a TV to here and puts on Baraem)

Horse: I would love to watch it, but I better get going.

(she flies to Denmark)

Danish Horse: Hvem vidste ikke, at jeg havde en tvilling! Hej tvilling!