Transformers Evolution (2022)

Transformers Evolution is an upcoming 2023 American animated-superhero and science fiction film based on the Hasbro's toyline by the same name. It is directed by Luís Pedro, produced by Robert Rodriguez, Sam Register and Matt Youngberg through Allspark Pictures JaegerBox Studios. The film stars the voices of Oscar Isaac, Dylan O'Brien, Nicolas Cage, Jordan Peele, Keegan Michael Key, Hunter Schafer, John Hamm, Bill Skarsgard, Jeff Bennet, Mark Strong, Nick Frost and Simon Pegg.

SYNOPSES:
In the 1980s, 2 alien spacecraft crashed on Earth, one carrying the Autobots, an elite troop of brave and noble warriors fighting for justice and freedom, and the other carrying the Decepticons, a revolutionary extremist group that causes destruction and chaos everywhere they pass. Now in the present day, young soldier Bumblebee comes to Earth to pick up the Autobots and take them home, but along with him comes a threat that could shake the entire galaxy.

PLOT:
PART 1:

"The film opens with a YouTube video from More Than Eyes Can See, featuring characters Dewi Powell and Mike Bayson*

Dewi: TALK TO GUYS!!! WHO IS TALKING HERE IS DOCTOR DEWI POWELL AND WITH MY BRO MIKE BAYSON, AND WE'RE HERE TODAY FOR ANOTHER VIDEO A LOT! FUCK HERE FOR YOU... and what are we going to do today???

Mike: we're going after that Belphegor guy...

Dewi: ihh....😬 that's right guys, Belphegor, the demonic creature that escaped from the Portal of Hell there in the Satanic Church... that according to the Necronomicon, she's going after another creature, known as Asmodeus, who has the power to take Lucifer out of Hell, which we can't leave, otherwise all of Satan's demonic hordes will invade Earth and enslave humanity!

Mike: It's personal, that's why this time we came prepared with a silver bullet blessed with holy water, to try to finish off Belphegor and send him back to Hell

Dewi: hey guys, now we're going to go into the woods to look for the damn Belphegor, so let's go!!!

* Then we cut to an image of the universe, then we see the planet Cybertron and a Bumblebee narration begins"

Bumblebee: A long time ago on the planet Cybertron, a young miner revolted against the system, and ended up causing a riot that ended up almost killing one of the senators, and thanks to that he was arrested, and there in prison, he gained respect and admiration. from the prisoners, and reunited, they became the DECEPTCONS, the most dangerous terrorist organization on Cybertron, with the aim of executing a coup d'etat and taking command of the planet! But hope arose, when a young village librarian named Orion Pax, proved worthy of inheriting the glorious Matrix of Leadership and became OPTIMUS PRIME, the guardian of Cybertron, and to fight the Deceptcons, Cybertron royalty recruited Optimus to lead an elite squad made up of Cybertron's most notable warriors, the AUTOBOTS, formed in addition to Optimus by Ratchet, Cybertron's smartest scientist and doctor, Ironhide, the bravest soldier in the Cybertronian royal guard, Jazz, the most skilled pilot in Cybertron and Arcee, the most dangerous woman on Cybertron. And so together, they became the greatest heroes on the planet, always thwarting the plans of Megatron and his cronies. But during a mission where the Deceptcons stole a mysterious artifact, both the Autobots' ship and the Deceptcons' ship crash-landed on a tiny planet in the middle of nowhere called Earth. 5 years ago Optimus and the other Autobots' vitals were detected, and then, ME, BUMBLEBEE, the shrewdest, hottest, and pikasiest of Cybertron's elite guard cadets, was assigned to perform a rescue mission for take Optimus and Co back home!

"So it shows that Bumblebee was telling all this to a little bird, who soon leaves"

Bumblebee: ah... it's amazing how much someone needs to talk to 😔

"Then Bumblebee transforms into his alternate mode and walks off to an unknown destination. And we see a police cruiser on the road being scanned by an unknown Decepticon, who assumes his form. Then we see a shot of the city of Miami, where we see the Decepticon from before, called the Barricade, analyzing an executive sitting at a bus stop"

Barricade: hello, Starscream, here's the thing, I found the thing, he's inside a suitcase with a weird human here😒

Starscream: hehehehehe, good job Barricade, now bring the device to me😈

Barricade: ok I hope this shit is worth it😠

"Then we switch to a girl named Ashley on the streets of Miami, eating ice cream, until she is approached by the police"

Ashley: Look Charlie, I didn't steal from anyone today! I'm just eating ice cream, leave me alone!

Charlie: oops, calm down, I just wanted to say hi, I know you're used to being scolded and bullied, and that's why you're always on the defensive, and all I give you is to be sensible... have a good time

"and then the policeman leaves"

Ashley: hihihihi, suck 😏

"So Ashley sits next to the aforementioned executive at the same bus stop, and the 2 get on the bus together, and after waiting for the executive to sleep, she goes there and starts stealing the executive's suitcase"

Ashley: hihihi, let's see what's here, 😈 hmmm a wallet with a lot of money, a great cell phone and... uh, what's this thing here???🤨

"then Ashley asks to get off the bus in the middle of the road"

Ashley: hehehehehehehe!😈😈😈.... wait, where am I???? 🤨😐

"Then we see the same bus being intercepted by Barricade and his cousin Sideways, who chased the bus with the executive. And then we go back to Ashley, who is nearly passed out in the middle of the road from the heat, and she is found by Dewi Powell and your partner Mike Bayson"

Dewi: hey girl, what are you doing there in the middle of the road???🤨come on man😎

"then Ashley climbs into their van"

Dewi: hey girl, where did you come from???

Ashley: I'm from Miami, and.... wait a minute, YOU AREN'T DEWI POWELL AND MIKE BAYSON!?!?!?🤯🤯🤯 THE GUYS ON THAT CHANNEL, THE "MORE THAN THE EYES CAN SEE "???? PUTZ I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL 🤩🤩🤩 WHAT CASE ARE YOU INVESTIGATING THIS TIME?!?!?!?!

Dewi: Yeah, it's us, and we're investigating the case of... how can I say.... of electronic objects and machines in general, turning into.... giant robots, like those from anime and manga, already even recorded some cases with cameras

"there shows footage of some cars turning into robots"

Dewi: These recordings were made in 2007, 2009 and 2011, when they were published no one really believed it, and they thought they were marketing material for the movies GoBots, GoBots: Revenge of the Fallen and GoBots: The Dark Side of the Sun, all directed by Michael Bay all released in the same years as the filming, and which are also about robots that transform into cars, which helped boost the success of the films.

Ashley: wait, show the second video again there..... oh gosh😳.....

Dewi: what???

Ashley: I've seen this symbol here drawn on the robot

Dewi: where???

Ashley: In this business here that I stole from an executive

Dewi: Wait, you what???🤨

"while the two argued, Mike looked in the rearview mirror and saw a green jet approaching"

Mike: what the fuck is this?!?!😧

"then the jet launches a missile at the van that makes it flip over, and the trio get out of the van"

Dewi: grandpa... are you ok???😵‍💫

"Then Bumblebee appears in his vehicle mode to rescue the trio"

Bumblebee: Quick! come here if you want to live!

Dewi: but what is this disgrace??? where's the driver 😨😨😨

Bumblebee: No time to explain!

"then there's a chase and Bumblebee and the trio manage to escape"

Dewi: there Mr Talking Car, can you take us to this address here???

Bumblebee: oh sure

"so they get to the house"

Dewi: hello! Professor Simmons??? are you there???

Simmons: POWELL! BAYSON! UNTIL YOU FINALLY ARRIVED!!!

Dewi: Ah, Professor....

Simmons: THIS MORNING I WAS HAVING A COFFEE, THEN I SAW, A DINOSAUR COME INTO MY KITCHEN!!! I SAW!!! IT WAS A DINOSAIR AND IT ENTERED THE KITCHEN!!!

Dewi: TEACHER, WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER! THERE'S A MORE IMPORTANT MATTER NOW!!!

"then Bumblebee starts to transform outside and they hear the sounds"

Simmons: I've heard that sound before🤨

"Then the gang leaves the house and sees Bumblebee transforming"

Bumblebee: ah, hi, hehe, I didn't see you there...😅

Simmons: this is not the first time I've seen such a creature, the year was 1991, I had just joined the army for a very short time, we were in our training, until we were attacked by a military vehicle, which soon turned into a mechanical creature, which started shooting and reducing my companions to mere bones and dust, but just then the G.I Joe arrived and killed the creature.

Ashley: what is G.I Joe???🤨

Simmons: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT G.I JOE!!!😡😡😡😡😡

Simmons: wait, who are you????🤨

Ashley: Withwicky, Ashley Withwicky 😄

Simmons: anyway, that time wasn't the last time this happened, there were several other cases of these things attacking different places in the United States.... the government nicknamed these creatures as.... Transformers

Bumblebee: These robots that invaded this planet, including the one that attacked you a few years ago, were mercenaries hired by a guy named Starscream

Mike: That jet that attacked us, was that Starscream guy???

Bumblebee: no, that one was Acid Storm, one of his 3 younger brothers, the so-called Seekers

Ashley: What did you guys come here to do on Earth???

Bumblebee: 4 years ago, which here on Earth was about 40 years, 2 ships crashed here on Earth, one of them was from the Decepticons, an extremist terrorist group led by the ruthless and violent Megatron, and the other was from the Autobots, a squad of brave soldiers that was created to fight the Decepticons and protect Cybertron, who are led by the great Optimus Prime, and also, my brother, Cliffjumper, was part of the Autobots and was on that ship, and then, 4 years later, we received a transmission from the Autobots and Decepticons ships here on Earth, and I was the only one who agreed to come here to rescue the Autobots...

"then we cut to a flashback 4 years ago with Bumblebee and Cliffjumper"

Bumblebee: BROTHER!!! PLEASE!!! STAY HERE!!!😣😣😣😫😫😫😫

Cliffjumper: Look Bee, I know you and Mom care a lot about me, but you have to understand that this is my responsibility....😔😔😔😔

Bumblebee: SO I WANT TO PROMISE YOU THAT WHEN I GROW UP, I WILL BE AN AUTOBOT JUST LIKE YOU!!! AND I WILL SAVE YOU SOMEDAY!!!😫😫😫😭😭😭

Cliffjumper: hehehe😅😅😅, look Bee, you have a very rare power among cybertronians, and that power is called empathy... and that power, is the only power needed to save the world...., so go there, go with everything!☺️☺️☺️

"then we cut back to the present"

Bumblebee: Because the last day I saw my brother, I promised him... I promised him that when I grew up, I would save him when he was in danger... and here I am....

Dewi: man...

"then we cut to Starscream's ship, where he's talking to Thundercracker"

Thundercracker: Hey brother, what are we going to do after we wake up Chief Megatron????🤨

Starscream: I don't give a damn about Megatron! 😡 I just want the Vector Sigma key! after I retrieve that damn thing inside the ship, all cybertronians will serve me, and they will be my slaves for all eternity!😈

Thundercracker: ata

"then Barricade and Sideways return to the ship"

Starscream: HOW DID YOU NOT FIND THE KEY!?!?!? YOU SAID YOU WERE WITH THAT HUMAN!!!!😡😡😡

Sideways: there, put your ball down, skinny!😡😡😡

Barricade: That's it! who are you thinking you are? you shit!!!😡😡😡

Starscream: SHUT UP! IT'S ME WHO'S IN CHARGE!!!😡😡😡

"then Acid Storm arrives on the spot"

Acid Storm: BROTHER!!!!!

Starscream: what's up, Storm???

Acid Storm: I FOUND IT!!!! I FOUND THE KEY!!!

Starscream: WHAT?!?!?! WHERE IS SHE????🤩🤩🤩🤩

Acid Storm: she's with a trio of young humans! and they are accompanying another cybertronian

Starscream: WHAT??? WHAT CYBERTRONIAN???🤨😡

Acid Storm: I don't know, maybe an Elite Guard cadet or some kind of Autobot ally....

Starscream: YOU TWO!!! REDEEM YOURSELF, AND BRING ME THE HEAD OF THAT PATHETIC GUARD!!!!😈😈😈

Sideways: and the key too right???🤨

Starscream: and the key too, obviously 😒

"then we went back to Ashley and company, talking to Bumblebee"

Mike: ok, this is all really cool, but... what do we have to do with it???🤨🤨🤨

Bumblebee: Well let's say you have something they wanted???

Mike: Like what???

Bumblebee: the key, the key that gives access to Nemesis, the ship of the Decepticons, and I'm also looking for the key to the Ark, the ship of the Decepticons

"then Dewi and Mike start staring at Ashley with a disappointed face"

Ashley: hehehe, by any chance are you talking about this here???😅😅😅

Bumblebee: EXACTLY!!! where did you find it???🤨

Ashley: Well I uh...

Dewi: She stole it from a guy on a bus...

Simmons: Wait a second..., I've seen an object like this before...

"then Simmons will get that object"

Simmons: This was an object found by the CIA in the late 1980s

Bumblebee: this is the key to activate the Ark!😨 now.... I think we better get rid of the other key, before....

Ashley: before what???

Bumblebee: before they come get her 😡

Dewi: they who???

"then the group starts to hear police siren sounds"

Mike: oh boy, hey Bee, I think you better hide, the police are coming!😨

Bumblebee: That....is not the police....

"then the vehicle reveals itself as a Barricade"

Bumblebee: HIDE OUT!!!!

"Then Barricade transforms and an intense fight begins between Bumblebee and Barricade, until in a moment, Bumblebee teleports to an unknown place and Barricade goes along and the fight continues, until Bumblebee destroys Barricade"

"Meanwhile Sideways Steals Nemesis' Key"

Sideways: I GET IT HERE, ORGANIC WORMS!!! HAHAHAHAHA 😈😈😈😈

"there Sideways goes away"

Ashley: YOU LET HIM TAKE THE KEY!?!?😡😡😡😡

Dewi: IT'S A GIANT ROBOT, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT ME TO DO?!?!?!?😡😡😡

"then it goes back to Bumblebee, finally activating the chest and freeing the Autobots, and we see the Autobots for the first time"

Orion: hello 😀

Bumblebee: I can't believe it, IT'S YOURSELF! THE LEGENDARY AUTOBOTS!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I'M IN FRONT OF LIVING LEGENDS LIKE YOU!!!🤩🤩🤩 LOOK THERE, THE JAZZ, I REMEMBER WHEN YOU FIGHT THE EVIL SKY BYTE UNDER WATER, AND DEFEAT HIM WITH A KICK!!!🤩🤩🤩

Jazz: hehehe, that day was crazy😏

Bumblebee: AND THE IRONHIDE, I REMEMBER WHEN YOU FIGHT ALONE AGAINST ALL 5 COMBATICONS, AND EVEN AFTER THEY COMBINED AS BRUTICUS, YOU FELT NO FEAR, AND DEFEATED THE TITAN BRAVALY!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩

Ironhide: but he wasn't a titan, he was a combiner🤨🤨🤨

Jazz: it's an expression, bighead 😑

Bumblebee: AND RATCHET, A VETERAN WHO SERVED THE ELITE GUARD DURING THE THIRD GREAT CYBERTRONIAN WAR, AND SAVED THE LIVES OF MANY SOLDIERS!!!!🤩🤩🤩

Ratchet: urrg, who is this muleke???😑

Bumblebee: AND ARCEE, THE MOST DANGEROUS WOMAN IN CYBERTRON, HAS ALREADY PERFORMED SEVERAL SECRET MISSIONS UNDER GOVERNMENT drapes🤩🤩🤩🤩

Arcee: I don't consider it something to be proud of.

Bumblebee: And last but not least..., the legendary, the great, the Supreme... OPTIMUS PRIME!!! THE POWERFUL LEADER OF THE AUTOBOTS!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩 but you're very different from what I remembered... you're thinner...🤨🤨🤨🤨

Orion: hehehe😅😅😅 ok, but..... who are you???🤨🤨🤨

Bumblebee: my name is Bumblebee 😎, cadet of the Cybertronian Elite Guard, and brother of Cliffjumper!.... speaking of him.... where is he???

"Then all the Autobots are crestfallen"

Bumblebee: oh.... guys???😐😐😐

Arcee: we don't....we know for sure....

Bumblebee: wait, what do you mean???🤨😟

Ratchet: On the day of the fall, he offered to face the Seekers alone... but he didn't come back...

"then Rarchet shows footage of Cliffjumper's fight against the Seekers...."

Ironhide: until today we didn't understand very well what happened there....😔

Jazz: I'm sorry partner 😔

Bumblebee: hrrrrr😖😖 AAAHHHHHH😫😫😫 WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HIM!?!?😡😡😡 WHY DID THEY LET HIM GO!?!?!?!😡😡😡

Orion: WE TRIED!!!... we.... tried.... but he wouldn't listen....

Arcee: he wanted to protect us at all costs....

Jazz: you knew him better than we did... you knew very well that he puts the safety of others above his own...

Ratchet: Of all the warriors I've fought on the side, his brother was probably the bravest, and the fairest....

Ironhide: I hope you'll forgive us for... not being able to save him

* then we cut to a flashback to a few days before the movie starts on Cybertron, where we see Bumblebee, and his friends Blurr and Sideswipe, along with some other Cybertronians, listening to a speech from their tutor Jet Fire

Jet Fire: Forget everything Mom and Dad taught you at home! you are no longer children! are no longer students! you are Elite Guards! and what is the function of the Elite Guards?!?!?!

all together: DEFEND CYBERTRON'S PEACE AND JUSTICE, LORD!

Jet Fire: That's right! for ever since the Autobots disappeared, Cybertron needs a new elite force! therefore, the new generation, your generation! needs to be trained to fulfill that goal! and...

* then the Jet Fire speech is interrupted by the entrance of Ultra Magnus*

Ultra Magnus: hello young people!🙂

Jet Fire: h..... Colonel Magnus?!?!? what are you doing here!?!?!?

Ultra Magnus: haha ​​I just came here to see how our friends are doing😆😆

Jet Fire: a...ok... SO CHILDREN, AVOID SHAME IN FRONT OF THE GREAT WAR HERO ULTRA MAGNUS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

* there begins their training, with several different challenges, and their performance ends up being reasonable*

Jet Fire: You guys didn't get along so bad! but they weren't much above average either! what did you think, Colonel Magnus?!?

Ultra Magnus: well, they still have a lot to improve, but they're on the right track!

* then we cut to Bumblebee and his friends Blurr and Sideswipe in the locker room*

Blurr: Is everything ok, Bee???

Bumblebee: I dunno, I was wondering what Captain Fire said

Sideswipe: about us servants the future of Cybertron???

Bumblebee: Also, but... what did he say about the Autobots....

Blurr: oh man, sorry but... I think you better move on...

Sideswipe: yeah man, Blurr is right, if you dwell on this forever, you'll never be happy....

Bumblebee: No dude, I managed to find the location of their ship! they are on a planet in the south of the galaxy, which the natives call Earth...

Blurr: Earth??? hahaha, who is the animal that names a planet "Earth"??? hahahahaha

Bumblebee: eh... anyway, I not only managed to find their ship... but I also managed to capture vital signs inside the ship!!! they are alive!!!!😆

Sideswipe: dude....

Blurr: and how the hell are you going to get to the south of the galaxy????

Bumblebee: With a space bridge, hey, I just put in the coordinates and BANG!

Sideswipe: But aren't space bridges forbidden for cadets????

Bumblebee: Well... I don't care....

Blurr: but you might get kicked out of the gym for that! or even arrested!

Bumblebee: well...it will be worth it....

PART 2:

"then we go back to Starscream and the other Decepticons' ship, where Sideways arrives at the scene"

Sideways: there skinny!

Starscream: stop calling me that you worm!😡

Sideways: here is the key....

Starscream: hihihihi hihihihihi, hehehehehehehhehe, hahaahhahahahahahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH😈😈😈😈😈

"Then Starscream and company's ship flies to Siberia, where the Decepticons' ship is, Starscream descends from the ship, and activates the Nemesis with the key, waking up the other Decepticons"

Starscream: welcome back!.... we miss you so much!... LORD MEGATRON.....😈😈😈😈😈

"then shows Megatron walking towards his throne"

Megatron: Starscream....how many casualties did you have while you were in charge???😒

Starscream: well... ehhh, 37 were killed, and another 54 were arrested, it's just me, my brothers, and 2 more guys... 😣😣

Megatron: uhrgg😡

"then Megatron shoots Starscream and he flies away, then Soundwave arrives at Megatron's side"

Soundwave: Sir, you have 2169.... 2170, missed messages from... Sky Byte

Megatron: oh my holy Primus😒😒😒.... put it on play

Sky Byte: TALK TO LORD MEGATRON!!!😆😆😆 HOW IS THIS STRENGTH BROTHER????😄😄😄 I HAVE SALES ALREADY!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HIM???🤔🤔🤔

megatron: delete

Sky Byte: HEY LORD MEGATRON!!!😆😆😆 DUDE, I SAW HERE THAT YOU DIDN'T VIEW MY LAST MESSAGE???, IS EVERYTHING WELL THERE????🤔🤔🤔

megatron: delete

Sky Byte: SAVE SAVE LORD MEGATRON😆😆😆

megatron: delete

"pass about 3 hours later"

Megatron: AAAAFFFFFF😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 how many messages are left???😡😡😡

Soundwave: 347 messages still left

Megatron: You know what?? delete ALL but the most recent!

Soundwave: deleting, 346, messages, playing

Sky Byte: hello... Lord Megatron.... ehh, it's been 4 years since you disappeared and... you never answered me again.... I already gave up, goodbye my lord

Megatron: Soundwave....

Soundwave: Yes, Lord Megatron....

Megatron: I want to record a message for Sky Byte

Soundwave: understood

Megatron: hello, Sky Byte... I came here to tell you that... I'm still alive.... and forgive me for not answering you... I miss you buddy...😔 you can send it. ...

Soundwave: sending message... message sent...

Megatron: aahhh😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😌😌😌

Soundwave: Lord Megatron, could you answer me a question???

Megatron: feel free😌

Soundwave: Were you sincere when you said you missed Sky Byte????

Megatron: Obviously...... NO!😈😈😈😈 HAHAHAHAHAHA..... I'm kidding... I was honest yes....😌😌😌

Soundwave: Lord Megatron, you have, 1 new, message from, Sky Byte

Megatron: Hey my Primus.... put it on 😒

Sly Byte: LORD MEGATRON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, FINALLY!!! I KNEW YOU WERE ALIVE!!!! WHY LEGENDS NEVER DIE!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO GO BACK TO CYBERTRON!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Megatron: Soundwave, block the Sky Byte!😡

Soundwave: Yes, Lord Megatron....

Megatron: SHOCKWAVE!!!!

Shockwave: What's up, Megatron???

Megatron: can the ship take off now???🤨

Shockwave: Power can....but something is missing....

Megatron: What???🤨🤨🤨

Shockwave: our cargo.... Vector Sigma's key is gone....

Megatron: how is it???🤨😡

Starscream: WHATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Megatron: where is she???🤨😡

Shockwave: We don't know yet

Soundwave: Lord Megatron, I could send my Laserbeak to look for the Key...

Megatron: Do me this favor, friend...

"so Soundwave sends his Laserbeak to look for the Sigma Vector Key, then we cut to the Autobots scanning ground vehicles to disguise themselves, and they go to Simmons' house"

Bumblebee: so guys, these are the Autobots I talked about so much😊

Dewi: wow😳

Orion: Salutations!😄

Ratchet: urrhg, they look kinda... gross, they're small and malleable🤢🤢🤢

Jazz: real, hehehehe

Ironhide: oh Orion, I can keep one for myself, they are so cute🥺

Orion: no Ironhide, they have ties here, must stay on their planet

Ironhide: affffff😒

* then we cut to Arcee, observing the nature of the planet*

Ashley: are you ok there???🤨

Arcee: yes yes, I'm just... watching, things here on this planet.... here everything is so beautiful and peaceful.....

Ashley: Yeah, it really is here, but you can't say the same about the more populated areas...

* the flashback starts in a mine, with several workers excavating the place, one of them being the young Crepitus Gnashteeth, who was talking to one of his superiors called Krablon *

Krablon: hey, who's the newbie???🤨

Crepitus: Eeeehh, yeah, I'm just... hi....

Krablon: Alright then, boy, then, go dig in that tunnel over there...

Crepitus: Ah... it's good....

* then Crepitus starts digging a tunnel, and he ends up finding a secret passage*

Crepitus: but what???

* then Crepitus starts to enter that weird cave, looking for some sign of life*

Crepitus: hi???? is there anyone there???? nobody???? what a strange place...

* then regrets Crepitus comes across a weird hooded figure known as the Fallen*

Fallen: WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!?!😡😡😡

Crepitus: AAAAHHHH 😫😫

Fallen: HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PLACE?!?!?!😡😡😡

Crepitus: eh.... I... ooooh... so.. I'm a miner.... I was digging around here... and I found this door...

Fallen: Didn't you happen to see THE HUGE "DO NOT ENTER" THE CRAP DOOR?!?!?!?!

Crepitus: I saw it but I...

Fallen: YOU WHAT?!?!?😡😡😡

Crepitus: I can't read...

Fallen: You can't read???🤨

Crepitus: no...

Fallen: how old are you???

Crepitus: ah... 26....

Fallen: how the hell a 26 year old man can't read????🤨

Crepitus: no one ever wanted to teach me...

Fallen: Look....I can teach you if you want....

Crepitus: SERIOUSLY???🤩🤩🤩 I WOULD LOVE IT!!!

Fallen: ok then... but you'll have to work hard!

Crepitus: ok... by the way... my name is Crepitus... may I know yours???🤔

Fallen: my name.... my name has been forgotten for a long time.... today I'm better known as.... The Fallen....

Crepitus: oh.....😳 are you him??? the legendary Megatronus Prime????😳😳😳

Fallen: ...that...that's what they called me in the Golden Age....

PART 3:

* then we see Laserbeak returning to the Decepticons' ship*

Soundwave: Lord Megatron

Megatron: say Soundwave

Soundwave: I have good news and bad news

Megatron: Tell the Bad News First

Soundwave: I lie, both news are bad

Megatron: speak soon 😒

Soundwave: the key has been shattered into 3 parts

Megatron: Wait, WHAT?!?!?🤨😡

Soundwave: yes, and each part is on a different part of the planet, and the other bad news is that the Autobots have awakened

Megatron: Things are going from bad to worse 😮‍💨😒

* then we cut back to the Autobots*

Ratchet: hey, Orion

Orion: speak up Ratchet

Ratchet: here's the thing, I found the Vector Sigma key....

Orion: great! congratulations!😁

Ratchet: Well, what's left of her at least...

Orion: there... damn....😳

Ratchet: What are we going to do now???

Orion: autobots!!! all gather here!!!

Jazz: what do you hear???

Orion: we have a mission!

Ironhide: what mission???

Orion: We've found Vector Sigma's cjave! but it has been shattered, and its pieces are scattered all over the planet! what does it mean...

Arcee: that we will have to recover the parts???

Orion: that

Ratchet: we're not going now right???🤨

Orion: yes we will!

Ratchet: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Bumblebee: hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

Ratchet: WHAT?!?!

Bumblebee: Can I come along???🥺🥺🥺

Ratchet: no! for the love of Primus!

Orion: It's too dangerous for a cadet!

Bumblebee: Come on, I saved you, I defeated a Decepticon by myself using only my powers and my tactical knowledge!😡

Jazz: it's guys, the muleke is too angry, he blows up with general... he knows how to turn around, and he knows how to kick the beating in general, go, let him go play with us😎

Orion: Okay, you can go!

Ratchet: But we won't be responsible for you

* then they enter the Ark and leave for Puerto Rico*

Dewi: where did they go????

Simmons: How pussy am I supposed to know???

* So the Ark goes to Puerto Rico, in the city of San Juan more specifically*

Bumblebee: Hey, you're not going down are you???

Ratchet: Boy, I'm a doctor, not a soldier....

Bumblebee: ok then

Orion: Alright then Autobots, let's roll!😎

* then all the other autobots jump out of the ship with style, and go to the city, arriving there they spread out to look for the key*

Orion: spread out folks, scour the city, and only exit vehicle mode in an extreme emergency!

Bumblebee: understood boss!

* there are shown 6 mysterious aircraft flying over San Juan, which are none other than Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Acid Storm, Lugnut and Dreadwing*

Jazz: Hey Orion, I know this isn't a good time, but I caught a Decepticon signal approaching!

Orion: Wait, what???

Jazz: DecepTICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON signal!!!!!!!!!!!😫😫😫😫😫🌞

* then Dreadwing grabs Jazz by the airfoil and takes him away*

Orion: Oh no, guys, you heard that, right?!?!😨

Arcee: yes, I'm already on

* then shows Arcee being chased by Sideways*

Ironhide: apparently they also located the fragment here, and they already set an ambush for gen.. AHHHH!😫

* then Ironhide gets shot by Shockwave's cannon and goes flying, and Shockwave transforms into his robot mode and walks towards Ironhide*

Shockwave: Among all the Autobots, you were always the most annoying!😡

Ironhide: Shockwave! you son of a bitch!😡

* then when Ironhide was going to jump towards Shockwave to punch him, Ironhide has his neck grabbed by Lugnut, who throws him to the ground*

Lugnut: so what 😎

Ironhide: this can only be slutty!😡

* then cuts to Bumblebee being surrounded by the Seekers*

Bumblebee: hehehe, 😁 hey guys, how are you??? hehehe, what knowledge to find you here...😁 hehehehe, wow, here's a hell of a beautiful beach right???😁

Skywarp: SHUT UP!😡

Acid Storm: it's time to settle the score, you worm!😡😡😡

Thundercracker: we'll rip your entire bodywork mulekehahahahahah😈

Bumblebee: oh gossip 😳

* then Bumblebee teleports*

Skywarp: hey! where's the brat?!😳

* then we see Bumblebee running across the rooftops of the city, until he is hit by a sonic blast and falls into the streets, right in front of Megatron's feet*

Megatron: so you're the brave cadet who dared to answer the Autobots' distress call???🤨 nice to meet you hahahahahaha😈

Bumblebee: Wait, you are... who am I thinking you are???😳

Megatron: Lord Megatron, in titanium and bone, at your service😈

* then we see in the sky, Orion Pax falling towards the ground*

Orion: MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP! ACTIVATE!

* then Orion Pax transforms into the mighty Optimus Prime, and falls gloriously between Bumblebee and Megatron*

Bumblebee: oh... my... saint... Primus... can't be... is he really????... the great OPTIMUS PRIME????😳😳😳😳

Megatron: well well well well, if it's not the... as humans say.... my BFF.... hehheheheeheh😈😈😈

Optimus: don't you dare touch, ONE FINGER ON HIM, Megatron!😡

Megatron: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

Optimus: grrrrrAAAAAAAAAHHH😡😡😡

* then a big fight between Optimus and Megatron occurs, and in return, Soundwave and Bumblebee start fighting*

Bumblebee: Hey buddy, you really want to fight me, I killed Barricade😎

Soundwave: There's no merit in eliminating an inferior being like Barricade, Barricade was just a puppy, you're facing the big dogs now!

Bumblebee: a 😐

* then the fights continue, and we see Arcee breaking Sideways in half, and after that we cut to Jazz surfing on top of Dreadwing, and the two fall interrupting the fight between Ironhide and Lugnut*

Shockwave: I'll let the idiots fight, I'll get back to the objective, enjoy!

* Then we cut to the museum where the key fragment is, which is invaded by the Seekers and Shockwave*

Starscream: she's so....beautiful🥺🥺🥺 YOU!😡

Skywarp: oh me????😳

Starscream: YOURSELF!!!😡 BREAK THAT GLASS!😡.....please🥺

Skywarp: hmmmmmm.... ok😒

* then Skywarp takes the fragment and his consciousness is transported to a strange place, a white field completely deserted and empty, with only one chair, a strange being gets up from this chair and starts walking towards Skywarp*

Skywarp: THERE YOU!😡 GET AWAY!!! I TOLD YOU TO GET AWAY!!!😡😖 AAAAAAHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

* then Skywarp goes back to the normal world and they take the fragment and leave*

Starscream: LORD MEGATRON!!! WE CATCH THE FRAGMENT!!!😈😈😈

Optimus: no no no no no😖😡

Megatron: hahahahahaha, bye-bye sweetie😈

* then all the Decepticons enter the Nemesis and leave, and Optimus goes back to being Orion and they return to the Ark*

Ratchet: Hey kids, how was the tour???

Jazz: shit 😒

Ratchet: hehehe

* the flashback begins during the Third Cybertronian Great War, in the event that would become known as The Confrontation of the Wall of Iacon, the event that would mark the end of the Third Cybertronian Great War, where we see hundreds of ships of the New Megatronian Order against hundreds of ships of the Alpharian Grand Alliance, where we see several Grand Alliance soldiers being rushed to the infirmary, where we see young Ratchet*

Soldier: Thanks Ratchet, I owe you this one....

Ratchet: What the hell, man, nobody owes me anything....

Soldier: hehehe, you're funny

Ultra Magnus: DOCTORS!!! EVERYONE LOOK HERE, IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT TO DO, RIGHT???

Ratchet: YES SIR, ACTIVATE THE PUMPS INSTALLED IN OUR SPARKS, SO WE SACRIFICE OURSELVES FOR THE DECEPTICON CAUSE!!!😡

Ultra Magnus: THAT'S RATCHET!!! THAT'S WHY YOU ARE MY FAVORITE!!!

HUMANS:

 * Ashley Witchwicky (voiced by Sydney Sweeney): An orphaned teenager who grew up on the streets of Miami, trying to survive with pickpockets, one day she ends up stealing a mysterious object that will involve her in a conspiracy with alien robotic warriors
 * Dewie Powell (voiced by Charlie Day): A youtuber and podcaster who is totally obsessed with conspiracy theories, alien sightings and the paranormal, who discovers the existence of the Autobots and Decepticons along with Ashley
 * Mike Bayson (voiced by Fred Armisen): Dewie's best friend, who always accompanies him on his crazy adventures
 * Professor Simmons (voiced by John Turturro): Dewie and Mike's former high school physics teacher

AUTOBOTS:

 * Orion Pax/Optimus Prime (voiced by Taron Edgerton and Oscar Isaac): A young farmer from Cybertron who dreamed of being a great writer, but life had other plans for him, he proved himself worthy of inheriting the Matrix of Leadership and becoming the mighty Optimus Prime, the great leader of the autobots. He is noble, compassionate and chivalrous, but often doubts his own leadership skills. His powers include super strength, flight, kinetic energy manipulation, and kinetic energy absorption. In his Orion Pax form his vehicle mode is a blue and red Corvette Stingray, and in his Optimus Prime form his vehicle mode is a blue and red truck.
 * Bumblebee (voiced by Dylan O'Brien): A cadet-in-training from Cybertron's Elite Guard Academy trying to follow his brother's footsteps, who goes to Earth hidden from his superiors to Earth to rescue the Autobots after having translated the distress transmission, he is impulsive, self-confident and takes great pride in his speed, but he also tends to be reckless, hyperactive and obnoxious. He's best friends with Blurr and Sideswipe. His powers is electrokinesis. Vehicle mode is a yellow Mini Cooper car.
 * Ratchet (voiced by Nicolas Cage): One of Cybertron's most renowned doctors, before becoming a doctor he fought in the Second Cybertron War and was one of Cybertron's most renowned warriors, and because of his advanced age, he does not directly participate in battles. He is grouchy and short-tempered, often having little patience with his younger teammates and initially being hostile towards humans, but he becomes calmer and more tolerant as the plot progresses. His powers are telekinesis and healing, and his vehicle mode is a white and red ambulance.
 * Ironhide (voiced by Jordan Peele): A husky and cantankerous cybertronian warrior, the Autobots' weapons specialist and a devoted follower of Optimus Prime, a former member of the Wreackers who for his great accomplishments in several missions was voted Cybertron's bravest warrior, and despite his size and intimidating appearance, he is a gentle, intelligent and passive Autobot, but can often be clumsy and hot-headed, and he is terrible with ironies and metaphors, being a very innocent and naive guy. His powers are Manipulation and cannon creation and his vehicle mode is a red off-road truck.
 * Jazz (voiced by Keegan Michael Key): He is known as one of the most skilled pilots of Cybertron, for being a great champion of the Cybertronian spaceship races, he was recruited to become a combat pilot of the Cybertronian Elite Guard, and within that area he did great deeds, and if joined the Autobots in fighting the Decepticons. He's a sarcastic and kind of arrogant guy, he's also happy-go-lucky, good-natured and always able to take things in stride, he provides a stark contrast to the more serious demeanor of Ratchet or Optimus Prime himself. He's also a talker, something Ratchet like to tease him about. His powers are elasticity and multiplication and his vehicle mode is a silver Porche race car with green details.
 * Arcee (voiced by Hunter Schafer): Known as the most dangerous woman on Cybertron, Arcee is a reclusive and introverted ninja assassin, she was trained in the Cybertronian martial art of Circuit-Su and probably the most skilled fighter of her comrades. She is fascinated by organic life, and enjoys spending time around plants and animals on Earth. Her powers are teleportation, intangibility and creation of energy blades and her vehicle mode is a white and black Kawasaki Ninja motorcycle with pink and cyan accents.
 * Cliffjumper (voiced by David Kaye): Bumblebee's fearless brother, a skilled and courageous warrior, was handpicked by Optimus Prime himself to be a member of the Autobots when he was a cadet at the Cybertronian Elite Guard Academy, he's an insanely brave guy with a tremendous sense of justice, and thanks to that his younger brother grew up having a great admiration for him. His powers are pyrokinesis and his vehicle mode is a red muscle car.

DECEPTICONS:

 * Megatron (voiced by John Hamm): A great ruthless extremist revolutionary leader of Cybertron, before he was just a miner working hard every day to not starve, who one day revolted against the system and killed a cybertronian senator, when he was arrested, he recruited the prisoners that were wrongfully imprisoned, and together they founded the Decepticons, Cybertron's most dangerous terrorist group. Megatron is someone who fights to the end for his ideals with his unshakable determination, and who is capable of anything to fulfill his goals. His powers are super strength, flight, psionic energy manipulation and magnetism manipulation, and his vehicle modes are a mechanical spider tank and a cybertronian jet.
 * Starscream (voiced by Bill Skarsgard): One of the first Decepticons to be recruited by Megatron, the commander of the Decepticons' air troops known as the Seekers, he is a scheming traitor whose main goal in life is to overthrow Megatron as the Decepticon leader, he is cowardly, self-serving, treacherous, vain, sarcastic and a big sociopath. His powers are flight and laser manipulation and his vehicle mode is a silver US Air Force fighter with red and purple accents.
 * Soundwave (voiced by Jeff Bennet): The Decepticon communications chief and Megatron's most loyal warrior, he is a genius hacker and skilled spy, he stands at Megatron's side as a confidant, comparable in rank to Starscream and Shockwave, but unlike them, entirely loyal to his leader. Though stoic and possessed of little outward personality (as evidenced by his monotone computer-style speech), Soundwave is not without drives: he has worked hard to get where he is, and he guards his place in the Decepticon hierarchy fiercely. Soundwave commands an ever-growing legion of animal drones built by Shockwave like Ravage and Laserbeak to carry out tasks big and small. His powers are sound energy manipulation and his vehicle mode is a dark blue Lamborghini.
 * Shockwave (voiced by Mark Strong): He is is the Decepticons' resident mad scientist, always performing twisted, terrifying experiments on Autobots and creating weapons for the Decepticons to use... As long as he can stand a few of Lugnut and Dreadwing's idiocies. The thoroughly logic-minded cyclops of a soldier is perfectly capable of handling himself on the battlefield as well as a laboratory. He might seem like a loyal soldier, but as long as Megatron keeps blundering in leadership, Shockwave sees fit to play it logically... and seize leadership from the tyrant should he fall too far. His powers are telekinesis and technology manipulation, and his vehicle mode is a purple tank in the US army.
 * Lugnut (voiced by Nick Frost): Lugnut is a large, hulking Decepticon who has immense physical strength. He is extremely loyal to Megatron, agreeing with everything he says and regarding any Decepticon who questions or doubts him as a traitor. In addition to being very loyal to Megatron, he is a very close friend of Dreadwing, practically considering him as a brother. His vehicle mode is a purple bomber plane with aqua green accents.
 * Dreadwing (voiced by Simon Pegg): Dreadwing is rage incarnate. It's not that he doesn't love his job—he does—it's just that he has so little control over the destruction he brings to the battlefield, Dreadwing is a very close friend of Lugnut, always standing by his side and supporting him in some way. way, the two practically do everything together. His vehicle mode is a blue Stealth Bomber with yellow accents.
 * Stinger (voiced by David Kaye): The sabotage expert and assassin of the Decepticons with a mysterious connection to Bumblebee. His power is pyrokinesis and his vehicle mode is a red Camaro.
 * Thundercracker (voiced by Charlie Adler): If you were to ask Thundercracker, his skill in the air makes him the very best of the best. In practice...well, the truth is usually a bit less than the legend. Thundercracker may be one of the Seeker Elite, but he's a bit slow on the uptake and lacking in any real independence. His flying skills frequently let him down in a fight regardless of whether his opponent has wings or not. More than most, he needs a good leader to direct him on the proper course. His vehicle mode is a blue American Air Force fighter with red accents.
 * Skywarp (voiced by Steve Blum): Skywarp is essentially the bot who's in charge of the troops when the other high-ranking officials are either unavailable or have been killed in action. His vehicle mode is a purple US Air Force fighter.
 * Acid Storm (voiced by Tom Kenny): Among his brethren, Acid Storm is by far the most aggressive and mentally disturbed, always executing his enemies in the most brutal manner possible. His vehicle mode is a green US Air Force fighter
 * Barricade (voiced by Jess Harnell): Corrupt Cybertronian ex-cop who was kicked out of the police and arrested after being discovered, and in jail joined the Decepticons, his vehicle mode is an Interceptor police car
 * Sideways (voiced by John DiMaggio): Raised on the outskirts of Iacon, Sideways is a Cybertronian drug lord whose main client was Barricade, the two were practically imprisoned together and both were together recruited by Megatron.