The Avengers (Marvel;Re)/Issue 1 (GazzaB9)

The first issue of Ant-Man's Avengers team in Marvel;Re and the first part of the "Stellify" story arc.

Synopsis
The Avengers meet a girl made of the universe itself, who requests their help to find out who she is.

Plot (unfinished)
We open on a white void. A fuzzy, shadowy creature with white eyes is seen. Adam Kadmon's eyes grow brighter and brighter until they engulf the entire page. Once it does, we fade back to Ant-Man's Avengers fighting against Egghead and the Wrecking Crew. Egghead pilots a mech and Ant-Man is nowhere to be seen. Hercules and Wrecker attempt to hit each other but their fists keep clashing together. However, Wrecker manages to get a hit in by headbutting Hercules away. He manages to get back up, standing beside Moon Knight and Wasp. Each member of the Avengers gets a message from Hank in their earpieces. Wasp, Moon Knight, Vision, and Spider-Woman fight against the Wrecking Crew. An enraged Egghead smashes his hand down on the control panel in front of him while speaking to the Wrecking Crew through a communicator. Ant-Man instantly grows to regular size behind Egghead. Egghead spins around and tries to shoot Hank. Hank shrinks back down, dodging the bullet. Egghead looks around the cockpit with his gun, searching for Hank. A very tiny Hank beats up Egghead, ending it by growing back to normal size and pinning him against the mech's window, cracking it. The mech starts rumbling as it's revealed Hercules and She-Hulk are lifting it from underneath. Hercules and She-Hulk toss the mech towards the Wrecking Crew. The other Avengers get out of the way as the mech crashes straight into them, pinning the Wrecking Crew to the ground. Egghead kicks the window from inside, smashing it and crawling outside, where he's confronted by the Avengers. Hank grows in front of them, an ant flying around his hand. Hank crouches down to Egghead. Egghead pulls out a small button and pushes it, teleporting himself and the Wrecking Crew away. Vision's eyes glow yellow. A crowd of civilians gathers around the Avengers. The crowd stops cheering. They remain silent for a bit. Spider-Woman, feeling bad for Hank, whispers something to Hercules. They clap a few times and continue chanting for Hank. Sometime later, the group enters Avengers Mansion and walks to the meeting room. Hank pulls out a recorder and speaks into it. Hank sees a girl whose body appears to be made of the universe sitting at the meeting hall's table, munching on a sandwich. Egghead slams his hand down on a table in his base, enraged after his defeat. He points at the Wrecking Crew. The Wrecking Crew's eyes widen at something. Egghead looks at his arm, revealing it's turning completely white. He moves but his arm remains in place. His legs also start turning white and it slowly grows across his body. The white covers his entire body and he stops moving and talking. The Wrecking Crew look at him for a minute before running out of the building. Back with the Avengers, they're gathered in the kitchen, watching as the universe child raids their fridge. Vision's eyes glow yellow.
 * Narrator: In the beginning, there was nothing. And in that nothing there only existed two objects: A flaming bird and a white orb. Eventually, the bird flew into the orb, which acted as a womb and, through unknown means, was impregnated by the bird. After trillions of years, the orb exploded, freeing the bird into the universe and many more creations that were birthed inside of the orb. Some of the things birthed into the newly formed universe include celestial beings that live for science, god-like beings from beyond, and the first deities. However, before any of them, there was a single being created by the orb...
 * Narrator: The being that inspired the appearance of mankind. The being that predates all others. Adam Kadmon... supreme man...
 * Hercules: How is this guy just beat me!? I'm Hercules!
 * Wasp: Yeah, well, he's the Wrecker! He's magic!
 * Moon Knight: If I knew we'd be dealing with magical enemies I would've brought my magic suit...
 * Janet: Your... your what? Doesn't matter, nevermind.
 * Ant-Man: Okay, I can't repeat anything I'm saying so listen carefully! Wasp, Vision, Moon Knight, and Spider-Woman go after the Wrecking Crew!
 * Spider-Woman: Got it!
 * Ant-Man: She-Hulk and Hercules, you guys take on Egghead and his mech!
 * She-Hulk: You got it, little guy!
 * Wasp: Where the hell are you right now!?
 * Ant-Man: Being chased by tiny robots, can't talk, sorry!
 * Wasp: Ugh!
 * Wasp: He's so demanding!
 * Spider-Woman: Of course he is, he's Hank Pym.
 * Wasp: I mean... yeah, but he could still be nicer! Not to mention how weird it is that he's the leader in the first place! Who put him in charge? Does nobody realize who he is?! You guys agree, right?
 * Moon Knight: Please stop trying to talk to me.
 * Vision: I have no opinion one way or the other.
 * Wasp: I don't know why I expected anything different from you two...
 * Egghead: WHERE'S PYM!?
 * Wrecker: We haven't seen him the entire fight! We don't know where he is!
 * Egghead: You've gotta be...! I come up with a month-long escape plan, break you four idiots out of jail, and steal a mech from a military base just so I can finally beat Pym and he's nowhere to be seen!?
 * Ant-Man: Boo.
 * Ant-Man: It's pretty echoey in here. I can bounce my voice off the walls really easily. It must be pretty hard to find out where I am like this, huh?
 * Egghead: I'm a 7th level intellect! I'll find you no matter wha--
 * Ant-Man: You really think you're that smart, Egghead?
 * Egghead: I'm Elihas Starr, Pym! Don't refer to me by derogatory nicknames! And I don't just think I'm smart, I'm quite possibly the--
 * Ant-Man: Are you aware this whole thing was a distraction?
 * Egghead: ...Excuse me?
 * Hercules: Your strength is quite incredible, She-Hulk!
 * She-Hulk: No, that's my cousin. I'm sensational!
 * Ant-Man: Thank you, Antoinette. You really came in handy while breaking out of the mech there.
 * Ant-Man: So, anything you'd like to say, Elihas?
 * Wasp: Damn it, he escaped!
 * Ant-Man: Vision, scan that teleportation signature.
 * Vision: Egghead and the Wrecking Crew have teleported to an abandoned Roxxone Oil warehouse on the outskirts of Boston.
 * Ant-Man: We'll capture him within hours.
 * Spider-Woman: Man, that went way better than I thought it would! If I'm being completely honest, I thought we'd be dead!
 * She-Hulk: Yeah, plus Avengers missions usually last more than one issue.
 * Wasp: What?
 * She-Hulk: Days. I meant they usually last multiple days.
 * Wasp: Uh...
 * Ant-Man: Let's head back to the mansion for now and lick our wounds. We'll head out after Egghead when we regain our stamina.
 * Wasp: No worries ladies and gentlemen, the criminals have been defeated!
 * Crowd: Wasp! Wasp! Wasp!
 * Wasp: Oh, actually, Hank Pym here was actually the one who led us.
 * Wasp: So cheer his name instead.
 * Crowd: Aven-gers! Aven-gers! Aven-gers!
 * Ant-Man: Wow...
 * Hercules & Spider-Woman: Let's go, Hanky, let's go!
 * Ant-Man: Thank you both but also don't call me Hanky.
 * Ant-Man: This is the audio log of Henry "Hank" Pym, AKA Ant-Man. It is currently Monday the 8th and I have just returned from another successful meeting with my Avengers. It seems the civilians of New York have yet to forgive me for the actions I committed as the supervillain Yellowjacket. Although I can't blame them, it still somewhat hurts to learn that they can't fully accept me yet.
 * Hercules: I'm never gonna get used to him talking into a recorder like that...
 * Spider-Woman: Well, if it helps him, I guess...
 * She-Hulk: I don't see a problem with it. I talk to myself all the time. And so does Moony.
 * Moon Knight: Don't nickname me.
 * Ant-Man: In spite of the people's objections--
 * Wasp:  Uh... Hank?
 * Ant-Man: I still look forward to--
 * Wasp: Hank?
 * Ant-Man: Future missions with my group--
 * Vision: Mr. Pym.
 * Ant-Man: What?
 * Ant-Man: Um...
 * Spider-Woman: Does anybody know what the hell that is?
 * Ant-Man: Well, from the looks of it, it's a girl but... I don't think that answers too many questions.
 * Egghead: I can't believe Pym managed to defeat me again! That stupid piece of crap won't stop getting in my way! I won't be able to get any of my work done as long as he's constantly on my back! And you four!
 * Egghead: What on God's green earth am I paying you idiots for!?
 * Wrecker: To... wreck?
 * Egghead: And what exactly did you wreck...?
 * Wrecker: Um...
 * Egghead: Nothing! You didn't manage to do any damage to the Avengers!
 * Piledriver: Uh... Mr. Starr?
 * Egghead: You blithering idiots couldn't even--
 * Thunderball: Mr. Starr, your--
 * Egghead: Don't you dare interrupt me! I'm not done yelling at you--
 * Wrecker: Egghead, your arm's disappearing.
 * Egghead: Don't call me...! What?
 * Egghead: Agh!
 * Egghead: I... I can't move it! What's happening!?
 * Egghead: Don't just stand there gawking! HELP ME!!
 * Spider-Woman: ...She hasn't said a word this entire time...
 * She-Hulk: I know, right? You think she'd get at least some important dialogue...
 * Moon Knight: I don't trust her...
 * Wasp: She looks nine, what could she possibly do to us?
 * Vision: Scanning complete.
 * Ant-Man: What'd you find?
 * Vision: Absolutely nothing.
 * Ant-Man: Seems about right.