Murder Drones (film)/Trailer transcripts

Trailer transcripts of the 2024 film Murder Drones.

Trailer #1
(The words "Booting up// Trailer #1" appears on-screen.)

Uzi: (voice-over) We are Worker Drones; autonomous robots created by our interstellar parent company, JCJenson IN SPAAAAACCCEE!!!! But then, we were cut off by them, and sent Disassembly Drones to kill all of us. So, I, Uzi Doorman, suggested we rebel against them. That is... until I met one.

(Cut to a scene from the film, where Uzi approaches N from behind.)

Uzi: Hey.

N: AH!

(The Sony and Columbia Pictures logo appear, as the song "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell plays.)

Uzi: What the hell was that for?

N: What are you talking about?

Uzi: You nearly tried to kill me!

N: Oh, yeah, that!

♫ Sometimes I feel I've got to ♫

N: I'm an angsty rebellious disassembly drone now.

Uzi: How can you be so sure?

(Cut to Uzi's room.)

♫ Run away ♫

Uzi: My dad can't find out about you.

(Cut to V and J.)

J: Seventy-five percent of drones are exterminated.

♫ I've got to get away ♫

(Cut to the JCJenson board room, where four people are sitting.)

Raymond Brown: Those two drones! Exterminated!

(One of the people raise their hands.)

Raymond Brown: Timothy!

Timothy Albert: Shouldn't we hack his hardware?

(Raymond laughed.)

Raymond Brown: No.

(Timothy was bewildered.)

♫ Once I ran to you ♫

THIS DECEMBER

(Show Uzi and N fighting against some drones.)

♫ Now I run from you ♫

FROM THE PRODUCERS OF

FREE GUY

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

THE RACE

(Show a clip of Uzi running from N.)

♫ This tainted love you've given ♫

AND THE DIRECTOR OF

BULLET TRAIN

and THE FALL GUY

(Show a group of Diassembly Drones flying in the sky.)

♫ I give you all a boy could give you ♫

(Cut to Uzi and N in a library.)

N: You're freaking dead, kiddo.

Uzi: N, NO-

(Repeat the same verses.)

PREPARE

(Show a cell tower falling.)

FOR

(Show Uzi falling.)

AN

(Show a car exploding.)

ANGSTY REBELLION

(Cut to Uzi and N in the former's room.)

Uzi: We are never talking about this.

N: Talking about what? Consider it, uh... repressed!

♫ Take my tears and that's not nearly all ♫

MURDER DRONES

♫ Tainted love ♫

(Cut to V and J calling N via video call.)

J: Where are you?

N: Just in a hotel!

V: We don't do hotels, idiot. Speak to us.

N: Uh... Okay! I gotta go now! Bye!

(N hangs up. V holds up a flag that says "Literally So Insanely Suspicious" as she and J watch in confusion.)

RYAN REYNOLDS

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY

EMMA WATSON

MICHAEL CERA

ANGOURIE RICE

ELSIE LOVELOCK

MICHAEL KOVACH

♫ Tainted love (whoa-oa-oa-oa!) ♫

DECEMBER 6

EXCLUSIVELY IN MOVIE THEATERS

Voiceover: Rated PG-13.

Trailer #2
TBA.