The Characters of HBO's My Life as an Adult Android Read Famous Movie Quotes

Sheldon, Jenny, Jena and the rest of the characters of HBO's My Life as an Adult Android read famous movie lines from the last century of cinema.

1927

 * The Jazz Singer (Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothing yet.)

1930

 * Animal Crackers (One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas, I don't know.)
 * All Quiet on the Western Front (And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.)

1931

 * Frankenstein (It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!)
 * Little Caesar (Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?)
 * Dracula (Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.)

1932

 * Grand Hotel (I want to be alone.)

1933

 * Sons of the Desert (Well, here's another nice mess you gotten me into.)
 * King Kong (It wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.)
 * She Done Him Wrong (Why don't you come up sometime and see me?)
 * 4nd Street (Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!)
 * Tarzan the Ape Man (Tarzan's yell.)

1935

 * The 39 Steps (What are the Thirty Nine Steps?)
 * Bride of Frankenstein (We belong dead.)

1936

 * Camille (His eyes have made love to me all evening.)

1937

 * Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (Magic mirror on the wall! Who is the fairest of them all? Muhuhuhahaha!)

1938

 * Boys Town (There is no bad boy.)
 * Bringing Up Baby (It isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you; but, well, there haven't been any quiet moments!)

1939

 * The Wizard of Oz (There's no place like home! There's no place like home! Oh, I'm just clicking my heels together.)
 * The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (Elementary my dear, Watson. Pure elementary.)
 * Gone with the Wind (Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.)

1940

 * Knute Rockne, All American (And the last thing he said to me, 'Rock,' he said, 'sometime when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.' Whatever "Gipper" is.)

1941

 * Citizen Kane (Rosebud.)
 * The Maltese Falcon (The stuff that dreams are made of.)

1942

 * Casablanca (Here's looking at you, kid.)
 * Yankee Doodle Dandy (Ladies and gentlemen. My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.)
 * The Pride of the Yankees (Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.)
 * Now Voyager (Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.)

1944

 * To Have and Have Not (You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.)
 * Beyond the Forest (What a dump.)
 * Arsenic and Old Lace (Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.)

1945

 * The Naughty Nineties (Who's on first? Who's on second? I don't know who's on third.)

1946

 * It's a Wonderful Life (Everytime, a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.)
 * The Big Sleep (I don't like your manners.)

1948

 * The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!)
 * Oliver Twist (Please, sir. I want some more.)

1949

 * White Heat (Made it, Ma! Top of the world!)

1950

 * Sunset Boulevard (Alright, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.)
 * All About Eve (Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.)
 * Born Yesterday (Wouldja do me a favor, Harry? Drop dead!)

1951

 * A Streetcar Named Desire (Brando, get my ready. (Clears throat) Stella! Hey Stella!)
 * The Day the Earth Stood Still (Klaatu barada nikto.)
 * The African Queen (A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature. "Nature,” Mr. Allnut, is what we are put into this world to rise above.)

1953

 * Shane (Shane. Shane. Come back!)
 * The Big Heat (We're sisters under the same mink.)

1954

 * On the Waterfront (I could've been a contender.)
 * Godzilla (Godzilla's roar.)
 * Rear Window (Turn off the lights.)

1956

 * Invasion of the Body Snatchers (They're already here! You're next! You're next!)
 * The Ten Commandments (Behold his mighty hand.)

1957

 * An Affair to Remember (Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.)
 * The Bridge of the River Kwai (Madness. Madness.)

1958

 * Auntie Mame (Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death.)

1959

 * Some Like It Hot (Well nobody's perfect.)
 * Sleeping Beauty (Now shall you deal with me, O'Prince, and all the powers of Hell!)

1960

 * Psycho (A boy's best friend in his mother.)
 * The Apartment (Shut up and deal.)

1961

 * Breakfast at Tiffany's (How do I look?)

1962

 * Dr. No (Bond. James Bond.)
 * To Kill a Mockingbird (Tom, did you rape Mayella Ewell? I did not, sir.)

1964

 * Dr. Strangelove (Gentlemen, you can't fight in here this is the War Room.)
 * Goldfinger (A martini. Shaken, no stirred.)
 * Mary Poppins (Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way.)

1967

 * Cool Hand Luke (What we've got here is failure to communicate.)
 * The Graduate (Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.)
 * In the Heat of the Night (They call me Mister Tibbs!)
 * Bonnie and Clyde (We rob banks.)

1968

 * Funny Girl (Hello, gorgeous!)
 * 2001: A Space Odyssey (Open the pod bay doors. Please, HAL.)
 * Planet of the Apes (Get your stinking paws off me you damned, dirty ape.)
 * Night of the Living Dead (They're coming to get you, Barbara.)

1969

 * Midnight Cowboy (I'm walking here! I'm walking here!)
 * The Italian Job (You were supposed to only blow the bloody doors off.)
 * Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (Kid, the next time I say, “Let's go someplace like Bolivia,” let's go someplace like Bolivia.)

1970

 * Love Story (Love means never having to say you're sorry.)

1971

 * Dirty Harry (You got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?)

1972

 * The Godfather (I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.)

1973

 * Soylent Green (Soylent Green is people!)
 * The Exorcist (The power of Christ compels you!)

1974

 * The Godfather: Part II (Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.)
 * Chinatown (Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.)
 * Blazing Saddles (Excuse me while I whip this out.)

1975

 * Jaws (You're gonna need a bigger boat.)
 * Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Just a flesh wound.)
 * Dog Day Afternoon (Attica! Attica!)

1976

 * Rocky (This is me boxing. Yo, Adrian!)
 * Taxi Driver (Are you talkin' to me?)
 * Network (I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!)
 * Marathon Man (Is it safe?)
 * All the President's Men (Follow the money.)

1977

 * Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.)
 * Annie Hall (La-dee-da, la-dee-da.)

1978

 * National Lampoon's Animal House (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!)
 * Halloween (I met this six year old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face and the blackest eyes. The devil's eyes.)

1979

 * Apocalypse Now (I love the small of napalm in the morning.)
 * The Muppet Movie (Prepare the standard Rich and Famous Contract for Kermit the Frog and company.)
 * All That Jazz (It's showtime!)
 * Being There (I like to watch.)

1980

 * Airplane (Surely, you can't be serious. I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.)
 * The Blues Brothers (We're on a mission from God.)
 * Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (Luke, I am your father)
 * The Shining (Here's Johnny!)
 * Caddyshack (Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!)
 * Atlantic City (Yes, it used to be beautiful—what with the rackets, whoring, guns.)

1981

 * Raiders of the Lost Ark (Snakes? Why did it have to be snakes?)
 * Mommie Dearest (No wirehangers!)
 * On Golden Pond (Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armour. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!)
 * Arthur (I'm going to take a bath. I'll alert the media.)
 * Body Heat (You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.)

1982

 * Poltergeist (They're here.)
 * E.T. the Extra Terrestrial (E.T. phone home.)
 * First Blood (And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport. Protesting me, spitting, calling me "baby killer" and all kinds of vile cr*p! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been there and been me, and know what the hell they're yelling about!)
 * Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (Live long and prosper.)
 * Conan the Barbarian (Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And hear the lamentation of their women.)

1983

 * Sudden Impact (Go ahead, make my day.)
 * Scarface (Say hello to my little friend!)
 * Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (It's a trap!)

1984

 * The Terminator (I'll be back. This is Arnold Schwarzenegger.)
 * The Karate Kid (Wax on, wax off. Little circles, wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off.)
 * This is Spinal Trap (Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder? These go to eleven.)
 * Ghostbusters (He slimed me!)
 * Amadeus (There are simply too many notes.)

1985

 * Back to the Future (Roads? Where we going we don't need roads.)
 * Goonies never say die! (The Goonies)
 * Let off some steam, Bennett. (Commando)
 * The Breakfast Club (Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns!)

1986

 * Top Gun (I feel the need...the need for SPEED!) (Imitates a jet)
 * Aliens (Game over, man! Game over!)
 * The Transformers: The Movie (Until that day till all are one.)

1987

 * Moonstruck (Snap out of it!)
 * Good Morning Vietnam (Alrighty, then. Here's a quote by Robin Williams (clears throat) Gooooooood morning, Vietnam!)
 * The Princess Bride (Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.)
 * Wall Street (Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.)
 * Dirty Dancing (Nobody puts Baby in the corner.)
 * Predator (Get to the chopper!)
 * RoboCop (Come quietly or there will be trouble.)
 * Broadcast News (I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.)

1988

 * Die Hard (Yippie-ki-yay, motherf*ker!)
 * They Live (I am here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.)
 * Who Framed Roger Rabbit (I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.)
 * Beetlejuice (I'm the ghost with the most, babe.)
 * Big (Okay, but I get to be on top.)
 * Bull Durham (...I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.)

1989

 * Dead Poets Society (Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.)
 * Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.)
 * When Harry Met Sally... (I'll have what she's having.)
 * Field of Dreams (If you build it, he will come.)
 * Driving Miss Daisy (Hoke, you're my best friend.)
 * Batman (Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?)

1990

 * Goodfellas (I'm funny how? Funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?)
 * Misery (I'm your number one fan.)

1991

 * Terminator 2: Judgement Day (Hasta la vista, baby.)
 * The Silence of the Lambs (I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.)
 * JFK (Back and to the left.)
 * Suburban Commando (I was frozen today!)
 * Bugsy (Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda?)
 * Cape Fear (Come out, come out, wherever you are!)

1992

 * A League of Their Own (There's no crying in baseball!)
 * A Few Good Men (You can't handle the truth!)
 * Reservoir Dogs (Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy?)

1993

 * Dazed and Confused (Alright, alright, alright.)
 * Tombstone (I'm your huckleberry.)
 * Schindler's List (This list is an absolute good. This list is life.)
 * Jurassic Park (Welcome to Jurassic Park.)
 * The Sandlot (You play ball like a girl!)

1994

 * Forrest Gump (My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.)
 * The Lion King (Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true king.)
 * Pulp Fiction (Say "what" again! Say "what" again! I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*ker, say "what" one more damn time!)
 * Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (Alrighty then.)

1995

 * Clueless (As if!)
 * Apollo 13 (Houston, we have a problem.)
 * Braveheart (They may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM!)
 * Toy Story (To infinity and beyond!)
 * Babe (That'll do, pig. That'll do.)
 * Seven (What's in the box!?)
 * Jumanji (I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God you aren't dessert. Afraid? You don't know what afraid is.)
 * Judge Dredd (I am the law!)

1996

 * Jerry Maguire (Show me the money!)
 * A Time to Kill (Now imagine she's white.)
 * Independence Day (Today we celebrate our Independence Day.)

1997

 * Titanic (I'm king of the world!)
 * Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (Yeah, baby, yeah!)
 * As Good as It Gets (You make me want to be a better man.)

1998

 * Saving Private Ryan (Earn this.)
 * The Big Lebowski (I'm the dude.)
 * Mulan (I've heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father's armour, ran away from home. Impersonated a soldier. Deceived your commanding officer. Dishonoured the Chinese army. Destroyed my palace, and, you have saved us all.)

1999

 * Notting Hill (I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.)
 * The Sixth Sense (I see dead people. This is Haley Joel Osment.)
 * Fight Club (First rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club.)
 * The Matrix (No one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.)
 * American Pie (And this one time at band camp.)
 * American Beauty (Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.)

2000

 * Gladiator (Are you not entertained?! Are you not entertained?! Is this why you are not here?!)
 * Cast Away (I'm sorry, Wilson. Wilson, I'm sorry! )

2001

 * Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (You're a wizard, Harry. I'm a what?")
 * The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (You shall not pass!)

2002

 * The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (My precious.)
 * Lilo and Stitch (Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.)
 * Seven days. (The Ring)

2003

 * Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (You'd best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You're in one.)
 * Secondhand Lions (I'm Hub McCann. I fought in two world wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I lead thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives that no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a thousand fortunes, killed many men, and loved only one woman, with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am!)
 * The Room (You're tearing apart, Lisa.)

2005

 * Brokeback Mountain (I wish I knew how to quit you.)

2006

 * Snakes on a Plane (I have had it with these motherf*king snakes on this motherf*king plane!)
 * 300 (This is Sparta!)

2008

 * Taken (I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.)
 * The Dark Knight (Why so serious?)
 * Iron Man (I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.)

2009

 * 9 (They left us nothing. Nothing. Why do we have to right their wrongs? Sometimes one must be sacrificed.)

2010

 * Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (My name is Matthew Patel and I am Ramona's first evil ex-boyfriend.)

2011

 * The Help (You is kind. You is smart. You is important.)