User blog:DonaldoC1997/Some Incorrect Howler Quotes


 * Jeanette: Say, you're pretty handy...
 * Howler: Are... are you flirting with me?
 * Jeanette: I thought you had a thing for me...
 * Howler: Who said that?
 * Jeanette: The internet.

He's trying to catch her, but he passes through her, since she's a ghost.
 * George: Georgia, Georgia!
 * Georgia: What?
 * Georgia: I heard the Naga is into you...
 * Georgia: What?!
 * George: I mean literally.

Greg is twerking while he sings I'm Too Sexy as the others look disgusted, safe for Frank.
 * Frank: Ooh, the song is right! He's too sexy! (laughs)

Who would win: a large worm who can kill people by hardly strangling them (Naga) or one shirtless sexy boi (Greg)?

She pulls out a giant needle as Bella gulps.
 * Wylda: This ain't gonna hurt. At least for me.
 * Bella: What?
 * Bella: Holy bat!

We see Lex waking up when he sees Kris and Kloe next to him.
 * Lex: (in his head) Please don't tell me we really did it.

She slaps him.
 * Greg: Hey babe, if this was a movie, what'd you name it?
 * Random Girl: The Hunchback of Notre Dame, since you're creepy like those gargoyles physically and like Frollo in personality.

Bella approaches Wylda. They see Greg nearby. Greg shows up. She casts a spell on him.
 * Bella: Look out, I think Greg likes you.
 * Wylda: Wait, wha?
 * Bella: Here he comes...
 * Greg: I like 'em big, I like 'em chunk...
 * Wylda: (interrupting) Are you calling me fat?
 * Greg: Whoops!


 * Nagette: Since you always fail on your own plans, I have to take drastic measures: no more allowance for you.
 * Naga: But mom...
 * Nagette: No buts. As a punishment, you'll sleep at the dark room for a month!
 * Naga: Nyaa!

We see Greg dancing like Ricardo Milos until Bella opens the door and gets shocked.
 * Bella: Greg, what the hell?!
 * Greg: This is my alone moment, go away!

Naga and Jeanette are having problems while playing SSBU on Jeanette's Switch. Howler sneaks in and observes.
 * Jeanette: How does this even work?
 * Naga: Am I losing or winning?
 * Howler: Having trouble?
 * Naga: Not of your business, fuzzball!
 * Howler: If you can't play Smash, I doubt you'd be able to win a fight on MK11!
 * Jeanette: Shut up, dork!

They look at each other.
 * Howler: Mom, dad, meet my girlfriend Bella.
 * Boris: You are a bit too pale. You need to go out more.
 * Bella: I could, but the sun burns me.
 * Boris: Nonsense, it only makes good!
 * Lisa: (annoyed) Boris!
 * Boris: What? Is she an albino?

Bella is having an allergic reaction to her sandwich. Lex meows.
 * Wylda: Too spicy?
 * George: Choking on something?
 * Howler: I told you to not use garlic sauce, Frank.

Lex meows and jumps out of the window as Liz does the same.

She prepares to kiss Roy, but he interrupts her.
 * Jeanette: Well, this is it.
 * Roy: Whoa! If you want the full service, it's 25 bucks!
 * Jeanette: Wait, you're a man-whore?

Gwen finds out R34 fanart of her and is shocked.
 * Gwen: Why'd they do that to me?
 * Bella: Get used to it the same way I did.
 * Wylda: Ditto.

She has a flashback of a day she woke up drunk with a random male next to her. She giggles embarrassed.
 * George: Mommy, who's our dad?
 * Georgia: We'd like to know.
 * Gwen: Uhh...
 * Gwen: (embarrassed) Let's just say you two were my happy little accidents.

Howler finds out he's paired online with several people, including the ones who are his enemies. He looks back to see Collin, Kitrina, Bailey, Charlotte, Red, Violet and Fluke.
 * Howler: W... what?
 * Collin: You're not alone on this.

Bella is nervous about her date with Howler.
 * Bella: I'm nervous if it'll go wrong. Should I delay it?
 * Gwen: If you want, I can go disguised as you.
 * Bella: But if he wants to hold hands?
 * Gwen: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.
 * Bella: But if he wants to kiss me?
 * Gwen: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.
 * Bella: What if...?
 * Gwen: You don't wanna know how far I'll go.