Thread:Coolot1/@comment-30134917-20190220194943/@comment-30134917-20190329181518

One night, a man had a dream where he was walking on a beach with Sasquatch. He and Sasquatch walked for many hours and the man slowly realizes that each step he took was representing a point in his life and that he was traveling through it. The man and Sasquatch continued walking together until the end and, once they reached the final moments, the man turned around and saw that during the hardest moments of his life there were only one set of footprints. The man, rather annoyed by this, turned and said "Sasquatch! you said that if I followed you, you'd walk beside me for my whole life! but during my hardest moments, there is only one set of footprints! where were you?" Sasquatch looked at the man with a knowing look in his eye and replied... "HLAAAUUGHH!!! GNNRAAAHHH!!!!"