Sonic The Hedgehog Vol. 2/Transcript

Chapter 1: Showtime, A-Holes
Sonic: Show time, A-holes! it will be here any minute.

Amy: Which it will be its last.

Sonic: I thought your thing was a hammer?

Amy: We’ve been hired to stop an inter-dimensional beast from feeding on those emeralds and I’m going to stop it with my hammer?

Shadow: It’s just… hammers were your thing and guns were mine, but… I guess we’re both doing guns now. I just didn’t know that.

Amy: Knuckles, why aren’t you wearing one of Tails’ Aero-Rigs?

Knuckles: It hurts

Sliver: Hurts?

Knuckles: I have sensitive nipples.

Scourge: [in a mocking tone] Wa-ha-ha-ha! My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!