WikiViews/Iron Legion: 3000 Sacrifices


 * Dillon and Noah are watching Avengers: Endgame.*

Noah: Oh my God, he's gonna do it, he's gonna do it!

* Mjolnir swings across and Captain America catches it. Noah and Dillon go crazy.*

Noah: OH MAN, THIS IS, LIKE, THE 800TH TIME I'VE SEEN THIS AND IT STILL GETS BETTER!

Dillon: YES YES FUCK YES YES

Noah: NOW WHACK THANOS IN THE FACE!

* Captain America punches Thanos with Mjolnir.*

Noah: He's gonna fry Thanos with electricity! HE'S GONNA DO IT!

* Cap sends lightning bolts on Thanos.*

Noah and Dillon: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH FUCK YEAH!

* Dillon claps*

* Nerdman appears.*

Nerdman: Hey guys, whatcha doin'?

Dillon: LEAVE

Nerdman: Ugh, Endgame AGAIN?

Dillon; YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE VISIONARY GENIUS BEHIND THIS.

Nerdman: It's just 3 hours of plot holes. Besides, Infinity War was way better.

* Noah shoots Nerdman.*

Noah: Although, yeah, he kinda has a point about Infinity War.

Dillon: Slightly.

Noah: Oh my God, we're gonna miss the portal scene!

Dillon: Fuck

''Sam Wilson: Hey, Cap, do you read me? Cap, it's Sam. Can you hear me? On your left.''

* Noah and Dillon gasp. Nerdman rolls his eyes.*

Noah: Dude, I thought you were a nerd like us!

Nerdman: But but