Jason the Demon (TV Series)/School Dance Transcript

(theme song plays)

(theme song ends)

(The episode starts off with showing a poster about the school dance)

Jason:Man this looks corny as hell.

Clint:It does.

(They walked away from the poster)

Jason:You going?

Clint:Yeah since there's nothing else to do.

Jason:I am going only for the free pizza and cupcakes

(Then Ian shows up in front of them)

Ian:Guys, didn't you hear that the school dance is tomorrow

Jason:We totally haven't heard that the school, even though there's posters all over school.

Ian:Well are you guys going?

Jason and Clint:Yep.

Ian:Well, are you guys taking any dates.

Jason:What? No! I am not taking any hoes!

(then a girl walked by)

Jason:She is an exception!

(Jason follows her)

(Clint rolls his eyes)

Ian:You going with anybody clint?

Clint:Nope, you going with anybody?

Ian:Well I want to ask Mia out, but I am too scared.

Clint:Don't worry man. You got this!

Ian:Thanks!

(Then it shows the girl, jason was following opening her locker)

(She closes her locker and Jason was behind the locker)

Jason:Sup lady.

???:Wait I know you, you are Jason! That new kid.

Jason:Yeah and you are....

???:I am in your math class.

Jason:What's math?

???:You seriously don't know what math is?

Jason:Is it history?

???:No dumbass! Anyways, I am Alexis.

Jason:Nice to meet you, Alexis.

Alexis:So why you here?

Jason:Wanna go to the dance?

Alexis:What with you? No!

(She shuts her locker and walk away)

Jason:Yeah, she likes me!

(He smiles)

(School bell rings)

(Then it shows Ian in the classroom)

Ian:Alright...you got this...be a badass...be a badass.

(He walks up to Mia)

Ian:Hey Mia!

Mia:Sup Ian, I need to tell you something!

Ian:Oh cool, me too!

Mia:Oh, Well you can go first.

Ian:No you can go.

Mia:Well ok, well...Richard ask me to the dance!

Ian:Richard?

Mia:Yes!

(Richard comes to Mia)

Richard:Hey Mia!

Mia:Hey Richard!

Ian:Why you say yes to him? He is an asshole!

Mia:Ian...

Richard:What you call me nerd?

Ian:I said you are an asshole-

(Richard grabs Ian)

Richard:Don't you ever call me an asshole!

(Jason and Clint walked into class)

(They see Richard grabbing Ian)

Jason:Oh no...someone has to do something!

Clint:Right!

(Then, there is a moment of silence)

Clint:Dude what the hell are you doing? Kick his ass!

Jason:I don't feel like it and I am kind of interested to see how this will turn out. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

(Multiple students start chanting fight)

Clint:Ugh, you are useless.

(Clint throws a pencil box at Richard)

Richard:Who did that?

Clint:I did!

(Richard puts Ian down)

Richard:Do you know who I am? I am Richard!

Jason:Wait...your name is richard?

Richard:Yes...

Jason:HAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR NICKNAME IS DICK! HAHHAAHA

Richard:Are you making fun of me?

Jason:SHUT UP DICK! BAHAHHAHAHA

(Clint facepalms)

Clint:Dude is going to get himself killed

(Richard tackles Jason)

Richard:Not funny now, huh?

Jason:NO ONE ASKED YOU, DICK! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Richard:Ugh!

(Richard punches Jason)

Jason:AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. MAN YOUR PUNCHES ARE WEAK JUST LIKE YOU, DICK. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Richard:Screw you!

(Richard gets up and turns to Mia)

Richard:Yo bae, lets stay away from these weirdos. Lets sit in the front those weirdos won't follow us there.

Mia:Uh ok...

(They sit in the front)

Jason:I guess you can say that, Richard's a dick!

(The class groans)

Jason:Oh screw you guys it's funny!

(Then a scene shows Ian in the backyard)

(Ian sighs)

(Clint sees him and walked up to him)

Clint:Yo Ian thanks for letting Jason and I stay at your place.

Ian:No problem

(He looks down)

Clint:What's wrong, Ian? You still sad about Mia?

Ian:Yeah. I had a crush on her for years and just seeing her date a dick like Richard just breaks my heart.

Jason(offscreen):HAHAHAHAHAHA I GET IT, IAN!

Clint and Ian:SHUT THE HELL UP JASON!

Jason(offscreen):Damn, chill.

Clint:Don't worry dude you will get over it.

Ian:I hope.

(Clint goes back inside)

(Then shows a demon on top of Ian's house)

Demon:Ooo! A lonely ugly ass fuckboy! Lets see if I can make his life more interesting!

(He goes inside Ian's body)

Ian:What the hell just happen I think I just hit puberty!

(3 days later...)

(It shows Alexis walking)

Jason(offscreen):AYE ALEXIS WAIT UP.

(Alexis rolls her eyes)

Alexis:Here we go again

(Jason runs up to Alexis)

Jason:Are you an elevator? Cuz I would like to go down u!

Alexis:Um no.

Jason:Are you the sun cuz you the hottest thing I have ever seen.

Alexis:Stop with the corny ass pick up lines.

Jason:I will stop giving you the best pick up lines, if you give me your number.

Alexis:Fine!

(Alexis writes her number on a piece of paper)

Alexis:Here.

(Alexis walks away)

Jason:Am I a player or what?

(Jason calls the number)

Phone speakers:911, what's your emergency?

Jason:What's shaking baby!

Phone Speakers:Um sir this is for emergencies!

Jason:I have an emergency baby I need some head from somebody.

(The number hung up)

Jason:She couldn't resist my hot voice!

(Then Possessed Ian walks up to Jason)

Possessed Ian:Hey Jason.

Jason:Ian, what's up! Where were you the last 3 days and why are your eyes yellow?

Possessed Ian:No reason! Anyways I found something really cool, follow me.

Jason:Ok!

(Then they go to the storage room inside the school)

(Possessed Ian closed the door while Jason was turned around)

Possessed Ian:Hey Jason do you remember that demon you borrow $200 dollars from?

Jason:Yeah, I remember that, still haven't paid him back! Wait how did you know about that?

(He turns around and Ian wasn't there)

Jason:What the-

(Then possessed Ian start choking Jason)

(Possessed Ian then turns into a demon)

Possessed Demon Ian:WHERE IS MY MONEY

Jason:Dude get off me I am choking!

Possessed Demon Ian:I AM GONNA TELL YOU ONE LAST TIME! WHERE IS MY FUCKING MONEY!

Jason:I SAID GET THE HELL OFF ME!

(Jason turns into his Demon form and throws him to the shelves)

(Jason then sees him)

Jason:Tak? What did you do to Ian!

(Tak then punches Jason and starts running away)

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