Zarda Clowning Around/Transcript

Opening
(In a large circus tent, which is at a carnival in New York and inside are the Circus of Crime) Ringmaster: The Circus of Crime is proud to introduce their new member, Zarda aka Power Princess since the Human Cannonball couldn't get out of the Vault in time. (Zarda is currently standing while wearing makeup and a mind control ring on her forehand) Ringmaster: What did you think boys, doesn't she look great?

Trickshot: This would've been so hard if I didn't use a tranquilizer gas arrow. Bruto: Yes, she does look beautiful. Ernesto: Indeed. Luigi: I agree.

Zarda: I'm going to tear you apart you oddly strange dressed humans!

(Zarda struggles to move her limbs, but no avail)

Zarda: I can't move!

Ringmaster: That's because I didn't command you to move a muscle. You'll move unless I say you can. What I shame I can't control your mind, but your body will do quite nicely. (Ringmaster approaches Zarda and places a hand on her shoulder, much to her anger)

Zarda: I would destroy you! Ringmaster: Zarda, would you agree please put a smile on your face? (Zarda is forced to put a smile on her face) Ringmaster: Now boys, where are your manners? Offer the lady a seat.

(Bruto pulls out a chair) Bruto: Yes sir. Ringmaster: Zarda, be a dear and sit down. (Zarda sits in the chair) Ringmaster: Make yourself comfortable Zarda, you may be here for a very long time. (Ringmaster laughs when he pressed a button, causing metal restraints to clamped down on Zarda's wrists, ankles and midsection) Ringmaster: Now, break free.

(Zarda breaks free from the chair) Ringmaster: With you under my control, the Avengers will be destroyed. Zarda, go fight Bruto.

(Bruto pounds his fist) Zarda: The show must go on.

(Zarda sighs)

Zarda: I can't believe I said that! (Zarda and Bruto go fight on another, locked in a brawler lock with Ringmaster watching with a satisfying evil smirk)