Kitchen Chaos/Survive It/Idol Insanity/Good Idea Bad Idea Number 31: Conducting/Dancing with the Warners transcript

[All-New Animaniacs Theme Music In Background]

Yakko, Wakko and Dot appear right from the Warner Bros. Water Tower.

Yakko, Wakko and Dot: It's time for All-New Animaniacs

and we're zany to the max

so just kick back and relax

you'll laugh 'til you collapse

it's All-New Animaniacs

Yakko and Wakko: come join the Warner brothers

Dot: and their Warner sister, Dot

Yakko, Wakko and Dot: just for fun we run

around the Warner movie lot

they lock us in the tower

whenever we get caught

but we break loose

and then vamoose

and now you know the plot.

it's All-New Animaniacs

Dot is cute and Yakko yaks

Wakko packs away the snacks

we got wisecracks by the stacks

it's Animaniacs

Yakko, Wakko and Dot (continued): meet Pinky and the Brain

who want to rule the universe

'meet Ralph and Dr. Scratch n' Sniff'

say hi to Hello Nurse

Goodfeathers flock together

Slappy whacks them with her purse

Buttons chases Mindy

while Rita sings a verse.

the writers flipped

we have no script

why bother to rehearse?

Yakko, Wakko and Dot: it's All-New Animaniacs

we have pay-or-play contracts

we're zany to the max!

there's some apples in our slacks

we're Animani-

here's the show's name-y

All-New Animaniacs

those are the facts.........

Prologue: The Warner siblings intro
Announcer: "And now the Warner siblings will like to introduce the show."

Yakko: "Hello, fellow cartoon fans, welcome to Acme City, I'm Yakko."

Wakko: "I'm Wakko."

Dot: "And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III, but you can call me Dot, call me Dottie and you die."

Yakko: "1st up today, here's the 1st cartoon clip for all of you to sit back and enjoy."

Kitchen Chaos
ACME Diner Boss: "Now remember, Warners, there's lots of customers in this diner waiting to be served, I don't wanna come back to any of your goof ups."

Yakko: "Don't worry about it, boss."

Dot: "You can always count on all of us."

Yakko and Wakko cook up the good dinner meals and Dot serves them just as fast as she can.