Tom and Jerry Meet The Count of Monte Cristo

Tom and Jerry Meet The Count of Monte Cristo is a Warner Bros movie based on the novel by Alexandre Dumas.

Cast

 * Christian Bales as Edmund Dantes
 * Jodie Foster as Mercedes
 * Peter Cadalbi as Abbe Faria
 * Jason Isaacs as Fernand
 * J. K. Simmons as Morrel
 * Tom Kenny as Farmer Joppy
 * David Ogden Stiers as Napoleon Bonaparte
 * James Earl Jones as the Narrator

Quotes

 * Narattor: In 1814, the French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte was sent to the island of Elba, off the coast of Italy. Fearing an attempt to rescue him, his Briton captors would shoot anyone who came ashore. But sadly, good causes can often lead to terrible consequences.
 * Tom: Nice work, Jerry. This is your fault we got trapped in this prison.

Jerry: Your fault. Your fault.
 * Edmond Dantès: I am Edmond Dantes. I was a captain to a great ship... engaged to marry Mercédès. But I was betrayed. Framed by people I trusted. It began when my group and I went to Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte.
 * Fernand: We're drinking Napoleon Bonaparte's wine!

Napoleon: [Walking in behind Edmond and Fernand, surprising them] I believe you'll find the 1806 a finer vintage.
 * Napoleon Bonaparte: We're all pawns on a game in life.
 * Napoleon Bonaparte: A strong mind can power a frail body.
 * Edmond Dantes: What did I do?

Captain Quop: You are under arrest. Found guilty of treason. Found guilty of supporting and helping Emperor Napoleon.

Edmond Dantes: A lie. I'd never betray my country.

Captain Quop: You lie! You lie to preserve your skin, servant of Napoleon. I sentence you to life in Chateau d'If. Wi.
 * Edmond Dantes: As Emperor Napoleon said, we're pawns on a game.
 * Edmond: There are 72,519 stones in my walls. I've counted them many times.

Abbe Faria: But have you named them yet?


 * Tom: Who the heck be you?

Abbé Faria: Who be I? Who be you? Well? HMMMMM! Tom. Jerry. Edmond Dantes. I overheard you. Call me... Abbe Faria. Abbe Faria the Mad Priest. They call me so for my actions. They call me mad so I act mad. In madness, there is freedom... defending you from anything.
 * Abbe Faria: The stronger swordsman does not necessarily win. It is speed! Speed of hand, speed of mind.


 * Abbe Faria; I was young.... rash and arrogant. The wealth got me down the wrong road. My arrogance and greed led to terrible harm. So I became a monk to cleanse my soul. Now you go on. Use the wealth wisely and well. Revenge leads only to harm.
 * Caderousse: OOOO.
 * Morrel: Sacru blur! I'm ruined!
 * Mercedes: What's wrong?

Fernand: I'm bankrupt. All my debts have been called in. Also, I am to be arrested.

Mercedes: For what?

Fernand: Piracy, corruption, and murder.

Mercedes: Did you do all these things?

Fernand: Yes. But there's simply not the time to talk about it. The gendarmes are on their way, apparently, so hurry up and pack something.

Mercedes: I'm not going with you, Fernand.

Fernand: You are my wife. I have made arrangements for us. We shall be very well taken care of. Now go and find my son.

[Fernand walks briskly away from Mercedes]

Mercedes: He's not your son.

Fernand: [Fernand stops dead in his tracks] I beg your pardon?

Mercedes: Albert Mondego is the son of Edmond Dantes. Why do you think I rushed off so quickly to marry you when Edmond was taken away?

Tuffy: Sacru blur.

[Fernand steps towards Mercedes and stares piercingly down at her]

Fernand: Well, aren't you a piece of work? So he's the son of a dead traitor?

[Mercedes smirks]
 * Fernand: I hardly know how you got out. But you're gonna pray you died in there. Because I'm gonna make you die slowly with pain.
 * Fernand: What happened to your mercy?
 * Fernand: What happened to your mercy?

Edmond Dantes: I'm a count, not a saint.

Trivia

 * Rated PG for mild slapstick violence, mild fantasy violence, mild innuendo, mild peril, mild horror, some bad language, mild threat.
 * Christian Bales who voices Edmund Dantes is known to'd been Bruce Wayne/Batman on Batman Begins and The Dark Knight as well as The Dark Knight Rises, Bagheera on Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle, and Patrick Bateman on American Psycho (2000)
 * Jodie Foster who voices Mercedes is known to'd been Anna Leonowens on Anna and the King, Annabel Andrews on Freaky Friday, Tallulah on Bugsy Malone, Casey Brown on Candleshoe, Sarah Tobias on The Accused, Jeanie on Foxes, Rachel on Daniel Boom, T.K. Dearing on The Life of T.K. Dearing, Maggie Simpson on  "Four Great Women and a Manicure" from The Simpsons, Betty from The X-Files, Martha McIver on One Little Indian, and Samantha on Napoleon and Samantha
 * David Ogden Stiers who voices Napoleon Bonaparte is known to'd been Dr. Jumba Jukiba on Lilo and Stitch and Stitch! The Movie as well as Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch and Leroy and Stitch, Solovar on Justice League (2001) and Justice League Unlimited, Governer Ratcliffe on Pocahuntas (1995) and Pocahuntas 2, Archdecon on The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996), Koala and Owl on Napoleon(1995), Cogsworth on Beauty and the Beast (1991) and Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas as well as Belle's Magical World and The House of Mouse, Narrator on Beauty and the Beast (1991), Grandpa Piccolo on Porco Rosso, J'onn J'onzz / Martian Manhunter on Justice League of America, Alexei Jovanovic on Jungle 2 Jungle, Byron Beaver on The Angry Beavers, Karroo on The Wild Thornberries, Fenton Q. Harcourt on Atlantis: The Lost Empire, the Penguin on Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman, and Kamajii on Spirited Away.
 * Jason Isaacs who voices Fernand is known to'd been Lucius Malfoy on the Harry Potter movies, Zhao on Avatar: The Legend of Aang and The Legend of Korra, the Grand Inquisitor on Star Wars: Rebels, Ra's Al Ghul on Batman: Under the Red Hood, Lord Felton on Dragonheart, George Darling and Captain Hook on Peter Pan (2003), DeMarco on Elektra (2005), Siddeley and Leland Turbo on Cars 2, Sinestro on Green Lanterns: Emerald Knights, Lex Luthor/Metron on Justice League: Gods and Monsters, Colonel Tavington inThe Patriot, Colonel Mekum on Soldier (1998), Captain Waggenor on Fury (2014), Michael Caffee on Brotherhood, Captain Lorca on Star Trek: Discovery, and Dr Ronald Quincy, and Researchon on Armageddon
 * J. K. Simmons who plays Morrel is known to'd been J. Jonah Jameson on the Spider-Man Movies and theMarvel Cartoons as well as The Simpsons, Tenzin on The Legend of Korra, Kai on Kung Fu Panda 3, Khampa on Rock Dog, Ford Pines on Gravity Falls, Commissioner James Gordon on Justice League (2017) and The Bat-Man, Vernon Schillinger on Oz, Mayor Leodore Lionheart on Zootopia, General Wade Eiling and Mantis on Justice League Unlimited, Martin Smarty on Kim Possible, Seizaemon on Pom Poko, Detective O'Brien on Terminator Genisys, the Warden on Megamind, Gruff K-9 on Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, Arve Støp on The Snowman (2017), Magister Gilhi Plumber on Ben 10: Alien Force and Ben 10 Ultimate, Ben on The Venture Bros, Poseidon on The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Mr. McCreary on American Dad, Lieutenant Rock on Pound Puppies, J.B. on Phineas and Ferb, and Cave Johnson on Portal 2 and Lego Dimensions.
 * James Earl Jones who voices the Narrator is known to'd voiced Mufasa on The Lion King movies, Darth Vader on Star Wars, the Narrators on Beauty and the Beast (1970) and The Simpson's Halloween Special: The Raven, the Emperor of the Night in Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night, Franklin W. Stern on Lois & Clark: The New Adventures Of Superman, Vice Admiral James Greer in The Hunt for Red October and Patriot Games as well as Clear and Present Danger, General James Solomon in Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun, and Ommadon in Flight of Dragons.
 * Tom Kenny voices Farmer Joppy with the voice he did for Gibson on Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force, Dr. Rockwell on Teenage Ninja Turtles (2012), Jonathan Carnaghan on The Mummy: The Animated Series, Referee on The Legend of Korra, Doctor Octopus and Wizard on Ultimate Spider-Man, and Nightstrike on Transformers: Robots in Disguise (2015)

Cultural References

 * The scene when Farmer Joppy panicked about Edmund Dantes and Fernard ruining his crops, only to see their fight helping his harvest.... a reference to Winnie the Pooh's Blustery Day.
 * The scene when Farmer Joppy panicked about Edmund Dantes and Fernard ruining his crops, only to see their fight helping his harvest.... a reference to Winnie the Pooh's Blustery Day.