Arthur's after school MEGASHOW

Arthur's after school MEGASHOW is an 2022 Upcoming Live On Stage Triple Country Broadway musical touring play based on the show and books Arthur.

= Locations = United States Wells Fargo Arena,

United Kingdom Ovo hydro, Exhibition Way, Stobcross Rd

Dubai (United Arab Emriates) Global Village Children's center

= Songs =


 * 1) Arthur Theme song - Arthur Read, DW Read, Binky Barnes, Buster, Brain (Alan Powers), Francine frensky, and muffy crosswire
 * 2) Library Card - All The arthur characters
 * 3) That's Elwood City - Arthur Read and His Friends
 * 4) I don't want to wake up - Francine Frensky
 * 5) Jekyll Jekyll Hyde - Brain (Alan Powers)
 * 6) Goodbye you lose - Muffy and binky featuring (one voice children's choir)
 * 7) The Good Old summertime (duet version) - BInky and francine
 * 8) Big Kid Song - D.W. Read and Bud
 * 9) You're Wrong - D.W. (Extended Version)
 * 10) Home Or Here - Buster And D.W.
 * 11) Just a little homework tonight - Mr ratburn and buster
 * 12) Leftover goolosh - David Read, Arthur, D.W.
 * 13) My Night Light - Binky Barnes
 * 14) Crazy Bus - D.W, Emily, Tommy, Timmy, James, and bud.
 * 15) Library Card Reprise
 * 16) Sing Along - Arthur characters + one voice children's choir

= Actors =


 * 1) RM (from BTS): Arthur Read
 * 2) Sofia Carson: Francine Frensky
 * 3) Ariana Grande: Muffy Crosswire
 * 4) Kevin Richardson: Buster baxter
 * 5) Devin Ratray: Binky Barnes
 * 6) Sapphire: Emily
 * 7) Shawn Desman: Bud
 * 8) Angelic: D.W.
 * 9) Brad Pitt: Mr Read
 * 10) Justin Bieber: Brain (Alan Powers)
 * 11) Dove Cameron: Fern
 * 12) Coiln Firth: Mr hankey
 * 13) Chris pine: Mr RatBurn
 * 14) Natalie Portman: Paige Turner
 * 15) Cole Sprouse: James
 * 16) Bradly Cooper: Tommy Tibble
 * 17) Ryan Gosling: Timmy Tibble
 * 18) Tom Holland: George
 * 19) Claudia Alfonso - Prunella
 * 20) One voice Children's choir: Themselves in blue costumes in stars

= POSTER =

= Transcript = Audience: Arthur Arthur Arthur Arthur

(The Actors as Arthur characters come to stage)

(the arthur theme song starts playing)

(RM as Arthur walks close to the stage)

Arthur: Everyday when you're walking down the street

Arthur: Everybody that you meet

Arthur: Has an Original Point of View

(The Rest of the Actors As Arthur Characters walk to arthur close to the stage and The Actors As arthur characters started  doing the can can)

All: And We say Hey (Hey) What a Wonderful Kind of Day (Hey) Where we can learn to work and PLAY (Yeah) and get along with each other.

(Sofia Carson as Francine Frensky points at the audience)

Francine: You Got To Listen To Your Heart

(Ariana Grande as Muffy Crosswire walks to Sofia Carson as Francine Frensky to sing along With Her)

Francine + Muffy: Listen to the beat

(ANGELIC AS D.W. JOINS THEM)

Francine + Muffy + D.W.: Move it with your rhythm (Rhythm of the Street) Open up your eyes

Open up your ears

Get together

And make things better

By working together

(The Rest of The Actors As Arthur Characters join Francine + Muffy + D.W. To sing along)

All:

It's a simple message and it comes from the heart

Believe in yourself (believe in yourself)

Well, that's the place to start (to start) And I say, "Hey!"

What a wonderful kind of day

Where you learn to work and play

And get along with each other

Hey!

What a wonderful kind of day

What a wonderful kind of day

Hey!

(Audience Cheered in Big Crowd and clapped)

Arthur: Thank You Thank You

(The Actors as Arthur Characters Leave Except RM as Arthur)

Arthur: Hey Guys it's me Arthur

Audience: Hello Arthur

Arthur: Welcome to my Musical Broadway Show Say the name with me it's

Arthur + Audience: Arthur's after school MEGASHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Arthur: That's Right Hey I have to go in the next part Me and my friends have to warm up for the next act

(RM AS ARTHUR LEAVES THE STAGE)

(it turns dark)

(AFTER THE ACTORS AS ARTHUR CHARACTERS WARM UP THEY COME BACK UP TO THE STAGE AND START THE NEXT ACT)

Arthur: Ready everybody

Audience: READY ARTHUR

Arthur: Count along with me and my friends

Arthur And Friends + Audience: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 1, 1 (Started singing) YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(The Library card song starts)

All: Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!

Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!

Miss Turner opens the library door.

Miss Turner: Come on inside, we've got everything you need.

There's plenty to do, or you can just sit and read.

Muffy shows a book, Arthur a map.

Muffy: This book explains how to make paper planes.

Arthur: This contour map can show you mountain range terrains.

Brain flies in a rocket that turns in to a submarine.

Brain: Fly to the moon, explore the ocean floor.

Buster sits in a rowboat.

Buster: Find out which one's the tiller and which one is the oar.

Kids stand in a library aisle.

Fern: ‘Here's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory’ and ‘Half Magic’.

Timmy: ‘Hop on Pop’.

Tommy: And ‘Fox in Socks’.

George: And books on doing card tricks!

All: Ooooooh!

Kids stand on a stage dancing in front of giant books.

All: Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!

Miss Turner: That's right!

All: Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!

Francine holds a book and balls fall out of it.

Francine: Books on baseball, hockey and soccer.

Mr. Ratburn holds a doorknocker shaped like his head.

Mr. Ratburn: And even how to build yourself a cool doorknocker.

Arthur: I could stay in this place for hours and hours.

Binky: I like books with pictures of lots of pretty flowers... Everybody looks shocked. Being crushed by a giant pterodactyl.

Arthur and Francine walk through an aisle.

Arthur: Jules Verne, HG Wells, and Ray Bradbury.

Francine: You can take 'em home so you don't have to read 'em in a hurry.

Kids stand on a stage dancing in front of giant books again.

All: Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!

Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!

Having fun!

(Audience Clapped and cheered again)

Francine: Thank You Everyone Thank You

Arthur: Francine I was suppose to say thank you

Francine: No me

Arthur: NO me

(Francine and Arthur fighted with each other)

Francine +Arthur: No Me No Me No Me

Audience: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Arthur; okay let's go get ready for the next act okay francine

Francine: Okay

(the lights go dark but color lights go on)

Francine: Are You Ready

Audience: Ready

Oh Elwood City, so proud so bold,

Now you are 100 years old.

What was once dark forests, fogs and fens,

Is now called home by us children.

I lift my head and sing to thee,

Oh Elwood, Elwood, Elwood City...

ALEX ON SPEAKER: Hey, you've told us what Elwood City was like in the past, but what's it like today?

Today? Today things are a little different;

Watch out! Hey! Coming through! Do we have a math test Monday? Hey, Buster! Wanna get a snack?

You have to ask?

Slurping shakes at the Sugar Bowl, the crossing guard is on patrol.

Soccer games, Hey I scored a goal!

That's Elwood City.

Reading books at the library,

Our club house is in a tree.

Had a comet named after me.

That's Elwood City.

When the ice storm blew in,

Our prospects looked grim.

We were filled with hunger and fear,

but we got together and battled the weather,

with stories cocoa and cheer!

Just like pioneers.

Baseball games with Mighty Mountain,

Lost a lot, but we're not countin'.

Hey, don't hog the water fountain!

That's Elwood City.

Picnics for all sons and fathers,

Hey, I just met Mister Rogers

Crosswire Motors has super deals.

The ice cream shop sells gummy eels.

All clues point in one direction.

Elwood City is perfection!

Yes, this town has passed the test,

So much better than the rest.

Elwood City, you're the best!

Elwood City. Yeah!

(Audience Clapping and cheering and Angelic as D.W. Go on the stage)

D.W.: I THINK THIS SONG ABOUT ELWOOD CITY IS BORNING

Arthur and friends to D.W.: DORA WINIFRED READ OUT NOW

D.W: FINE

Audience: Ha ha ha ha

(ANGELIC AS D.W. LEAVES THE STAGE)

Francine: and now another song it's about on how i don't wanna wake up

(The music starts playing and the arthur characters leave the stage except for Francine)

Oliver Frensky on Speaker: Francine it's time to get up

Francine: Oh NOOOOOOO

Francine

I don't want to wake up

I don't want to wake up

I don't want to wake up this morning

I don't want to wake up

I don't want to wake up

I don't want to wake up this morning

The sun is much too bright

I'm not in the mood for light

Didn't get enough sleep last night

I'm gonna stay in bed

With my pillow over my head

''Did you hear what I just said? Ha!''

I don't want to wake up

I don't want to wake up

I don't want to wake up this morning

I could stay in bed all day

Don't need to go outside and play

What's the big deal anyway?

I'm going back to finish my dream

Win the Olympics for the Frensky Team

''Go away or I will scream. Ha!''

I don't want to wake up

I don't want to wake up

I don't want to wake up this morning

Oliver

Francine, wake up.

Francine (Oliver)

Under the covers I have discovered (Francine!)

The wonders of slumber (Wake up!)

Under the covers I have discovered (Francine!)

The wonders of slumber (Wake up!)

Francine

Under the covers I have discovered

The wonders of slumber

Oliver

Francine, wake up!

Francine

I don't want to wake up

I don't want to wake up

I don't want to wake up this morning

Francine (Oliver)

I don't want to wake up (All right, Franky.)

I don't want to wake up (I'm not kidding now!)

I don't want to wake up this morning (Get up!)

Francine (Oliver)

I don't want to wake up (sounds of knocking Hey!)

I don't want to wake up (She's pushed the bed up against the door!)

I don't want to wake up this morning (Francine! Nuh, ugh!)

Francine

I don't want to wake up

I don't want to wake up

I don't want to wake up this morning

(Yawns, snores.)

Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

(Sofia Carson As Francine Frensky takes a bou)

Francine: Thank You Thank You EveryBody (She blews kisses twice)

(and leaves the stage)

(Justin Bieber as Brain (Alan Powers) Goes on The Stage)

Brain: And Now It's time for the next act it's a surprise i will sing it right now.

One day I went to the library,

I found this book Like it was totally tubular!

It was so cool I couldn't put it down, BRUHHH

Even when it got pretty late, (Background- He's such a savage)!

That night I had a scary dream (cuz Im a little scaredy cat)

I mixed my own secret potion! CUZ I'm a genius

Added dirt, a bit o' sludge some eyes of flies,

And a tiny dab of sun-tan lotion! THAT IS NASTY

I started shaking, my legs were quaking!

My stomach aching, my brain was breaking!

I started turning green, feeling mean

It was like in that story!

I was acting strange, quite deranged

It was pure allegory!

Allegory: a story where the characters stand for abstract ideas

for example, good and evil.

CUZ. I. WAS.

JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL.

JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE!

JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE!

JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL.

JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE!

JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE!

When I awoke, I was me again!

I hid the book out of sight.

It was so cool I couldn't keep away.

So I took it out again that night!

And then I dreamed we had this test in school,

I gotta say, it was weird!

We had to give the answers in semaphore,

And for extra-credit, grow a beard!

I couldn't take it, just couldn't take it!

In one swift motion, III grabbed my potion!

HA-HA-HA-HA

I said Mr. Hyde has arrived,

Tossed my flags on the floor,

Made a major speech,

Told the teach this is all a big bore!

Ran down all the halls, wrote on walls

Even stole second base!

I was super bad, sure was glad;

I wasn't wearin' my face!

CAUSE. I. WAS.

JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL.

JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE!

JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE!

This is too much, I simply had to stop!

I threw that potion away! (potion awaaaaay)

But it didn't matter if I drank the stuff,

I just kept on changing anyway! (changing anywaaaaay)

NOW. I. WAS.

JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL.

JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE!

JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE!

Just when it seemed, there was no way out,

I saw the book was overdue

The book-lady said "Are you returning?"

I though,

And I said "No. RENEW!!!"

JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL.

JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE!

JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE!

JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL.

JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE!

JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE!

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

HA! HA-HA-HA!

(Audience Cheered and Clapped)

Brain: Thank You Thank You very much

(Brain leaves the stage)

Muffy: My Turn

(goodbye you lose opera music playing)

One Voice Children's Choir: Hey where is your friend The beautiful muffy THERE

There she is the beautiful muffy

(the song cuts into muffy's solo)

Muffy: i am like a perfectly bird the one who put me in a cage up is brought love i like all fans that were all the raze

If you guys promise me jewels i will be the girl someone will Love

One Voice Children's Choir: She is like a perfectly bird

Muffy: Boy Band

One Voice Children's Choir: the one who put her in a cage

Muffy: Boy Baaaaaaaaand

Binky: I will be the someone she loves

One Voice Children's Choir + muffy: the power of love will bloom for the boy bands

Binky: Hello My Love

Muffy: Hello My Love

Binky: I will always feel the love

Muffy: No way

Binky: What

Muffy: i like some pretty boys that are not naughty if you are Goodbye You Lose

One voice Children's Choir: Good Bye You lose

Binky: if you are sweet i am not naughty so let me be your love

One Voice Children's Choir: GoodBye You Lose

(Binky and Muffy sing to the audience)

Binky and Muffy: If you don't if you don't

Audience: What

Binky + Muffy + One Voice Children's Choir: Goodbye You Lose (YEAH)

(audience clapped and cheered and say woo hoo)

Binky: Thank You

Muffy: Thank You

Binky and Muffy: Very Much

(muffy leaves the stage except for binky and francine comes up to the stage)

Francine: and now another song will be a duet

Binky: In 3, 2, 1

Binky and Francine:


 * There's a time in each year
 * That we always hold dear,
 * Good old summer time;
 * With the birds and the trees-es,
 * And sweet scented breezes,
 * Good old summer time,
 * When you day's work is over
 * Then you are in clover,
 * And life is one beautiful rhyme,
 * No trouble annoying,
 * Each one is enjoying,
 * The good old summer time.


 * In the good old summer time,
 * In the good old summer time,
 * Strolling thro' the shady lanes
 * With your baby mine;
 * You hold her hand and she holds yours,
 * And that's a very good sign
 * That she's your tootsie wootsie
 * In the good old summer time.


 * To swim in the pool,
 * You'd play "hooky" from school,
 * Good old summer time;
 * You'd play "ring-a-rosie"
 * With Jim, Kate and Josie,
 * Good old summer time,
 * Those days full of pleasure
 * We now fondly treasure,
 * When we never thought it a crime
 * To go stealing cherries,
 * With face brown as berries,
 * Good old summer time.


 * In the good old summer time,
 * In the good old summer time,
 * Strolling thro' the shady lanes
 * With your baby mine;
 * You hold her hand and she holds yours,
 * And that's a very good sign
 * That she's your tootsie wootsie
 * In the good old summer time.

(Audience clapped and cheered louder)

Francine: Thank You

Binky: Thank You Very Much

(Francine and Binky leave the stage and D.W. And Bud Goes on the stage)

D.W.: I've been watching Arthur Closely Bud. I've never realized how strange big kids were.

Bud: Wait That's It Let's Act Like The Big Kids

D.W.: Let's sing

Bud: Okay Let's act

(The Big Kid song starts playing)

D.W.: Complain about your homework

Bud: And be afraid of tests

D.W.: When your little sister wants to play, tell her that she's a pest

Don't play around or make a mess

Bud: Or with your dinosaur have tea

Together:  'Cause if you want to be a big kid, this is how you have to be

D.W.: Be grumpy in the mornings

Bud: Read books all through the night

D.W.: Even when you know you're wrong, pretend that you are right

When you're angry, stomp upstairs

Bud: When you're happy, don't say 'Whee!'

Together:  'Cause if you want to be a big kid, this is how you have to be

But the most important thing of all, is to always play it cool

D.W.: This is what we'll have to do

Bud: This is how we'll make it through

Together: When we go to big kid school

(music ends)

D.W.: Let's Practice

Bud: Oh Yeah

(Audience cheered and clapped)

(Bud Leaves except for D.W.)

D.W.: Let Me sing a song on why i'm sad

My new best friend said I was too small

Too little to go to the ladybug ball

My dress was a mess and the hair on my head

I confess I was stressed

Can you guess what I said?

You're wrong, you're wrong

Here's what I've known all along

As clear as the ring of a bell or a gong

Making me feel like I don't belong

You're wrong, you're wrong

Hey, hey, hey, hey

I'm right, I'm right

All day and all through the night

I'm smart and I'm strong

And I am very polite

Don't want me along because of my height

You're wrong, I'm right

I may be a bug, the smallest of things

And when you shrug, you know that it stings

But there is a secret a ladybug brings

The power of flowers, the power of wings

You're wrong, you're wrong

Here's what I know all along

As clear as the ring of a bell or a gong

Making feel like I don't belong

You're wrong, you're wrong

(Hey Hey Girl)

I'm Smart and Clever As A Princess

But There's Magic In this kingdom

The Magic is Mine

My Princess Power Wings

You're Wrong You're Wrong

Here's what i know all along

As Clear as the sky of the clouds beauty

Make Me Feel Like i do shine

You're Wrong I'm Right

(Audience cheered and clapped)

Audience: D.W. D.W. D.W. HIP HIP HOORAY.

D.W.: Thank You Thank You very much....(even angrier) Buster Get Over Now

Buster: Okay Okay I'm Coming

(Buster Goes On The Stage)

D.W.: If You wanna go home or stay here what should you choose

Buster: Home or here?

It's no choice

I'd go home and I'd rejoice

My clothes, my food

My own bed

My special goggles--infrared

Home is where I want to be

D.W.: And for me

A pre-schooler

Home has all my clothes and things

My magic princess sparkle wings

Crusts are cut right from my toast

At home it's Mom

That I miss most

Buster: Mom

Oh, Mom

D.W.: Oh, Mom

Buster: She gives hugs, she's sometimes calm

D.W.: So calm

Buster: I spit my gum into her palm

I'll sing a song for dear ol'...

D.W. Mom

It's true

Buster: It's true

D.W.: She lets me use her new shampoo

Buster: Shampoo

D.W.: And stumble in her high-heeled shoe

She always knows just what to...

D.W: That was a huge shooting spark!

Buster: (chuckles) Shooting star.

D.W.: Whatever. I've never seen one that big!

Buster: Yeah. We don't see them like that at home.

Buster: Here or home

On second thought

Here are shooting stars--a lot

Past the cornfields and beyond

Skinks and snakes down at the pond

Llama rides through meadow land

D.W.: Playing horseshoes on demand

With Uncle Theo--great and grand

Here my dad played when he was younger

It's not so bad, it makes me wonder

Buster: Home or here

It makes me think

D.W.: Yeah, like what the heck's a skink?

Buster: Home is the place to hold dear

D.W. and Buster: But there are new things for us here

(Audience clapped and cheered and sang woo hoo)

Buster: Good Night Sleep Tight Don't let the

D.W. Don't Say it i know bed bugs bite

(D.W. leaves except for Buster and mr ratburn goes on the stage)

Chorus: Ba Ba Ba Disco Del Ohhhhhh

Class, you really worked hard today. (You can say that again!)

Okay...

Class, you really worked hard today.

Now that the school day is through.

I've got something special for you. (I hope it's ice cream!)

Just a little homework, tonight!

Just a little homework, tonight!

Just a little homework, tonight!

Just a little homework, tonight!

(Yeah)

Read 19 chapters of history.

List 63 adverbs alphabetically! (Neatness counts!)

Chart the journey that Balboa took

Do the first thousand problems in your new math book...

Just a little homework, tonight! (That's a lot of homework!)

Just a little homework, tonight!

Just a little homework, tonight!

Just a little homework, tonight!

Write about global warming for extra credit (Global what?!)

Check the spelling, don't forget to edit!

Tomorrow's going to be another day

That's when you get to hear me say...

Just a little homework, tonight!

Just a little homework, tonight!

Just a little homework, tonight!

Just a little homework, tonight!

Buster, pay attention! (Why-y-y-y?)

There's a quiz tomorrow! (I think I'm going to die-ie-ie-ie)

A little more homework tonight...

A little homework tonight...

A little homework tonight...

(Audience Cheered in crowd)

(Buster and Mr Ratburn leave the stage and David, D.W., and Arthur go on the stage)

David: Arthur, D.W., Time For Dinner

Arthur + D.W.: Uh Oh

Arthur:

My dad's a chef

You think that's great?

Just try to guess

What's on your plate He mixes things

And then he bakes

Why can't he stick

To chocolate cakes?

I want some ice cream

Chocolate would be good

Ice cream that tastes...

Just like it should!

Not broccoli

Turkey or a lima bean

It's got to taste like ice cream!

Dad:

You have to try

My latest treat

A jellied fish

Inside a beet

(Arthur, D.W.: Yuck!)

Why should we eat

The same old meals?

Wait 'til you taste

My garlic eels

There are so many things to make

A custard soup, a liver cake

A curry pie, with prunes and squash

How 'bout Leftovers Goulash?

(Hey!)

D.W.:

Nothing brown

And nothing soupy

Nothing slippery

And nothing gloopy

Nothing mashed

And nothing steamed

And nothing runny with eyes or feet

That smells or wiggles when you touch it

or with crusts

and nothing creamed!

This smells like fish!

I can't stand fish!

I can't believe this cookie

Smells like fish!

(Arthur: Ice cream!)

It tastes like fish! (Arthur: Ice cream!)

Like chocolate fish! (Arthur: Ice cream!)

Why would anybody eat a cookie fish?

Dad:

There are so many things to make

(D.W.: It tastes like fish! Arthur: I want some ice cream!)

A custard soup, a liver cake

(D.W.: I can't stand fish! Arthur: I want some ice cream!)

A curry pie, with prunes and squash

(D.W.: I can't believe this cookie smells! Arthur: Not broccoli, not turkey!)

How 'bout Leftovers Goulash?

(Arthur: It's got to taste like ice cream! Hey!)

(Arthur and D.W.: Hey!)

Dad:

Take a pot

And add a lot

Of codfish mash

And kidney hash!

Let's add some snails

And catfish tails,

Some brains and feet

Can't wait to eat!

A sloppy scoop

Of runny gloop

A squid on toast

A rhubarb roast

Some tofu stew

With extra goo

Leftover squash

It's called goulash!

(Hey!)

(Arthur and D.W.: We're not hungry anymore! Hey!)

(Audience Clapping)

(D.W., David, and Arthur leave the stage and Binky goes on stage along with One Voice Children's Choir)

Binky: Forever When I get Nightmares it gets saved by my night light with this song of truth


 * My night light
 * Stuck in my wall socket
 * Protects me from dangers
 * That slither up the stairs
 * They do.


 * Without it, everything in my room's creepy
 * Like that big goon face that's really
 * My pants thrown over a chair


 * I love my night light
 * More than I love ice cream
 * I've slept with ice cream
 * And it turns to mush by dawn


 * Mush can't scare piranhas
 * Snakes and leaping lizards
 * But my night light's golden glow
 * Protects my every yawn (yawns)


 * With my night light
 * I dream of conquering a cyclops, heh heh
 * A big one with three or four eyes
 * Then I eat the moon


 * Then there's that cool dream
 * Where I'm taller than four buildings, hoo hoo!
 * I hope that I dream
 * That one again soon

A flat tire is no problem Because it's only flat on the bottom A flat tire is no problem Because it's only flat on the bottom So let's go! Let's go! Let's GOOOOOO! Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony High as a plane or balloon-y Slappy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy Happy-happy, hoopy-hoopy Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey Absolutely bus-a-looey Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus Crazy Bus Crazy!
 * No one needs to know
 * That I sleep with a night light
 * (One Voice Children's Choir Starts to sing)
 * That's okay, Binky
 * We've had nightmares like you
 * Binky: You have?
 * But our night lights
 * Glowing in our wall sockets
 * Scare away monsters that don't even exist
 * Now we all have dreams
 * That are fun to recall
 * That are fun to recall!
 * Thanks to our night lights
 * Thanks to our night lights
 * Thanks to our night lights
 * Thanks to our night lights
 * Thanks to our night lights Glowing on the wall
 * Our night lights!
 * (Audience Cheered and clapped And Binky and One Voice Children's Choir Leave the stage and D.W. and Friends Go on stage)
 * D.W.: I loved crazy bus
 * Emily, Tommy, Timmy, James, and Bud: Me Too
 * D.W: But I just got mad at Arthur because he thinks that's the stupid catchy kid song in the world
 * Emily: Yeah I agree
 * Tommy and Timmy: Let's Sing
 * James: Okay
 * (Crazy Bus starts)
 * D.W., Tommy, Timmy, Emily, James, and bud: Crazy bus, crazy bus Riding on the crazy bus Riding up, riding down Driven by a funny clown Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony High as a plane or balloon-y Crazy bus, come with us As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride It's a crazy bus, not a schmazy bus Don't make a fuss, just come with us Slappy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy Happy-happy, hoopy-hoopy Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey Absolutely bus-a-looey Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus
 * (Arthur runs onto the stage)
 * Arthur: Hey, did you kids just play Crazy Bus? D.W.: Maybe.  Arthur: Mom! D.W. and her friends played Crazy Bus in my show  D.W. It's too late now! . Any second now, it'll turn itself...off
 * Tommy, Timmy, Bud, James, and Emily: YEAH
 * (Arthur leaves the stage and the audience cheered, clapped, and laugh. D.W. and Friends Leave the stage.)