Angry Birds X: The Fine-Feathered Movie/Transcript

Scene 1: Prologue

 * [It fades into a view of a hyper realistic version of Piggy Island, zooming into detailed versions of the Flock and Pigs duking it out against each other, when Bomb interrupts, tearing the screen open]
 * Bomb: STOP!!! I-I-Is this someone's idea of a joke? No? It's stupid either way, who asked for a live-action adaptation of our show? We've already had Yogi Bear, Alvin and the chipmunks, Inspector Gadget, Scooby-Doo, the Last Airbender, the stupid Bratz, the Transformers, and the smurfs! This is pathetic! Those Warner Bros. executives must be dense.
 * [It zooms out, showing the Flock watching the test footage, in anger]
 * Red: Truly dense.
 * Chuck: This is an outrage!
 * Matilda: I say we protest!
 * [The rest of the Flock mutter and argue about it]
 * Bomb: Shhh. We can sort this out... Shhhhh. Hello? Guys! [whistles, but they continue] Shut your mouths! [they stop talking] Guys, we'll handle this.
 * Matilda: In what way? In what?
 * Bomb: We could always, just... you know... talk to them. Talk to the Warner fellas and get this abomination fixed up!
 * Hal: That seems about right, mate.
 * Bomb: To the Warner Bros. Studio! Let's move out!
 * [The Flock all walk across the city to the Warner Bros. studio, with Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Wile E. Coyote, Roadrunner, Bubbles, Blossom, Buttercup, Dexter, Dee-Dee, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Mac, Bloo, Flapjack, Finn, Jake, Mordecai, Rigby, Gumball, Darwin, Tom, Jerry, Chowder, Droopy, Steven, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, the Flinstones, the Jetsons, Mystery Inc., Yogi Bear, Boo Boo, Snagglepuss, Wally Gator and Hokey Wolf protesting Warner Bros. and rooting for the Flock.]
 * Bugs Bunny: Are you kidding me, Warner Bros.?! A live action adaptation of the Flock's show?! Why that screwy Hollywood doesn't know what they're talkin' about! Why that big bunch'a joiks!
 * Scooby-Doo: [starts shredding, burning, and burying a lot of DVD copies of his 2002 live action movie] No Scooby Snacks this time.
 * Shaggy: Agreed, man! I told Matthew Lillard if he dares to, like, goofs on me in the sequel, I'm coming after him!
 * Finn: Should we make a solemn vow to never make a deal with Hollywood to never make a live-action adaptation of our shows, guys?
 * Chowder and Flapjack: Agreed!
 * Mr. Hollywood: Aren't these cute, BUT THEY'RE WRONG!!!
 * [At the Warner Bros. studio, we see the WaterTower, and as a reference to Animaniacs, Yakko, Wakko and Dot burst through to see them]
 * Yakko: Gee, what're they all doing here? [looks down and sees the Flock going to the Warner Bros. Studio, but then falls out] Oof!
 * [The Flock see him]
 * Bomb: Oh, hey, hey, Yakko. You good?
 * Yakko: I'm fine... What're you guys doing?
 * Chuck: In case you're wondering.... [holds out a lawsuit] WE'RE SUING WARNER BROS. FOR MAKING A LIVE-ACTION ADAPTATION OF OUR SHOW!! Worse, our show's only been airing since 2013!
 * Yakko: Mm? [grabs the lawsuit] Huh... [turns around to Wakko and Dot] Well, sibs! Looks like they got the live-action treatment!
 * Dot: Oh, dear.
 * Wakko: Well, that stinks.
 * Red: Mm-hm.
 * [The rest of the gang walk into the studio headquarters]
 * Steven: Come on, man. Follow us.
 * [The Flock follow the Toons until they came across Ralph T. Guard]
 * Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, doc?
 * Ralph T. Guard: ...Yeah, what's up, uh... [chuckles] ...wabbit?
 * Bomb: [comes up to Ralph T. Guard] We'll tell you what's up, Ralph!
 * Red: Your studio has made a live-action adaptation of our show!
 * Chuck: And we're gonna put a stop to it! That way we won't suffer the way Scooby-Doo or the Smurfs did!
 * Yogi Bear: Don't forget me! Then again, at least I had a pretty solid film a few decades ago. [singing] Let's have a parade that we can call our own...
 * Ralph T. Guard: [laughs mockingly] Really, guys? Come on, those films were financially great!
 * Hal: Yeah, they did make a lot of money and some of them can be pretty good, like Rocky and Bullwinkle, Casper, Popeye, and the 1990 TMNT movie, but they ranged from critically mixed to critically panned! So out of our way, please.
 * Ralph T. Guard: I won't let you, birds! [tries to run to them, but slips on the floor, and lands his head in a bucket of water] Aw, shucks, I forgot we just mopped.
 * Chuck: Poor oblivious Ralph. Anyway!
 * [The Flock dart into the Warner Bros. Studio]
 * [They then get to Thaddeus Plotz and the Warner Brothers' office and knocks the door]
 * Thaddeus Plotz: [off-screen] What?
 * [They kick the door open, looking angry]
 * Red: WE'D LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, PLOTZ!
 * Thaddeus Plotz: How rude. What could you want?!
 * Red: Our leadership could tell you!
 * Bomb: We heard you're adapting our show into a live-action movie! Listen, Plotz! We'd like to have our movie to be traditionally animated! In fact, we don't just want it...
 * Red, Chuck and Bomb: We demand it.
 * Hal: What they said!
 * Thaddeus Plotz: You're about as convincing as Joe Dante... [laughs sarcastically] No.
 * Bomb: Yes!
 * Thaddeus Plotz: No! Look, you birds. Traditionally animated feature films are old hat now. We're in the 21st century for crying out loud! We have more competition now, thanks to Warner Animation Group. Certainly more than when we did when Warner Bros. Feature Animation was made in 1994.
 * Chuck: Listen, we know that most of Warner Bros. Feature Animation's films were financial failures. The Iron Giant,, , especially Looney Tunes: Back in Action, the whole shabang. But can you at least give us another shot on a traditionally animated film?!
 * Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup Utonium: [zoom in Plotz' office] And not have it bomb at the box office, like what your marketing did with our movie back in 2002!
 * Thaddeus Plotz: I severely refuse! Look, the point is, this trend of live-action adaptations of cartoons are financially successful, fans of the source material can say what they will about them, and 2D animated films based on animated shows are a thing of the past, and so are you!
 * Thaddeus Plotz & the Warner Bros.: SECURITY!
 * Chuck: Birdseed.
 * [They all run away from Thaddeus Plotz, the Warner Bros. and the security guard; Thaddeus Plotz bumps into the bucket Ralph T. Guard is in, tipping it over, letting Ralph T. Guard stand up]
 * Ralph T. Guard: Thanks, boss! [tries to pull off the bucket with his head, but he slips on the still wet floor, making him let go of the bucket, making his body squash together and fall on the floor] Oof!
 * [The security guard captures the flock and throws them out the studio]
 * Security Guard: Get out and stay out! [slams the door]
 * Chuck: Of course you realize, this means war! I'm gonna make a phone call! [makes a call with Yosemite Sam]
 * [Yosemite Sam picks up]
 * Yosemite Sam: [in singsong voice] Hello?
 * Chuck: [irritated] Hey, Sam.
 * Yosemite Sam: Hey, Chuck! What's got'ya mad this time?
 * Chuck: [chuckles] Nothing. Except GREEDY CORPORATE HACKS RUINING OUR SHOW!
 * Yosemite Sam: In what way?
 * Chuck: By making a stupid live-action adaptation of it!
 * Yosemite Sam: Really? The ol' live-action treatment?! I thought that died out with Smurfs!
 * Hal: [grabs the phone] We all thought so, mate! It turns out we've all been hornswoggled, thanks to and 's live action disasters! Sure, Woody Woodpecker's live-action film is not as bad as Scooby-Doo's, but still!
 * Stella: And we're gonna fix it, AND FAST!
 * Yosemite Sam: I think you'll... well... I think you'll need a little company, per say.
 * Chuck: You really mean it?
 * Yosemite Sam: Well, sure! I better stop yours before mine! I can't imagine what Space Jam 3's gonna look like...
 * Chuck: Trust me, you don't wanna know!
 * Yosemite Sam: Don't sweat it. I'll take care of this.
 * Chuck: Thanks, Yosemite Sam! [ends the call] He's coming in three...
 * [Yosemite Sam is already there]
 * Yosemite Sam: I'm here, Chuck!
 * Chuck: [surprised] AAH! [turns around] Oh. That was fast!
 * Bomb: Let's try giving Warner Bros. a piece of our mind again, shall we? Now that we got Yosemite Sam, birds!
 * The Flock: [altogether] LET'S DO THIS!!!
 * [Back at Thaddeus Plotz and the Warner Bros.' office, where the Flock bust in]
 * Red: [in singsong voice] Oh, Plotz! [back to normal voice] Someone would like to have a word with you!
 * Thaddeus Plotz: I ALREADY TOLD YOU, MORONS, I AIN'T GIVIN' YOU A TRADITIONALLY ANIMATED FILM AND I NEVER WI-
 * [Yosemite Sam runs in, holding Thaddeus Plotz and gunpoint with a six-shooter]
 * Hal: We'll let Sam do the honors, mate! [darts off]
 * Yosemite Sam: So what do ya say? Do ya give in?
 * Thaddeus Plotz: No!
 * Yosemite Sam: [holds the gun to his face, where the hole gets his cheek stuck, leading him being in the gun] Oh, I see you're thirsty for more!
 * Thaddeus Plotz: Yes!!!
 * Yosemite Sam: Ha-ha-ha! You sure?
 * Thaddeus Plotz: IT'S NOT HAPPENING, YOU-
 * [Yosemite Sam shoots Thaddeus Plotz out of the six shooter, with the bullet in his hair]
 * Thaddeus Plotz: [petrified] OKAY, FINE!!!
 * Yosemite Sam: Alright! We did it, chaps!
 * Chuck: Thanks, Sam!
 * Bomb: Glad we have this talk, Plotz! Just don't have our movie be directed by Raja Gosnell, Thaddeus. As we all toons know, Raja Gosnell is the cinematic equivalent of child syphilis and the human incarnation of the phrase, "No refunds".
 * [The Toons are cheering for the Flock when they succeeded, then the Flock got out of the studio]
 * Bomb: We succeeded, folks! Now see ya in three years.
 * [3 years later, we see The Flock and every Toon gathering for the first screening of their first 2D-animated movie in a live-action theater]
 * Bomb: Greetings, everybody, and welcome to the first screening of Angry Birds X: The Fine-Feathered Movie. But before we begin, I'd like to thank everyone who contributed to this film, starting with the little people, from the animators, to the cartoon cameos, to special effects, to the costume designers, to the prop makers, to the live actors, and to the one and only Warner Animation Group, Rovio Animation, Steven Spielberg, and Cartoon Network Studios! So enough talking, cause the film's about to start! Got your popcorn ready?
 * SpongeBob, Mordecai, Rigby, Dipper, Mabel, and Patrick: Buttered!
 * Chuck: Nachos?
 * Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie: All cheesed up!
 * Red: Root beers with red licorice straws?
 * Shaggy and Scooby-Doo: Right here!
 * Hal: Good. Roll the film!
 * [we see The Flock getting into their seats.]
 * [The prologue ends]

Scene 2: Introduction

 * [The opening logos start with the Warner Bros. Pictures logo, but the shield is white and red, reminiscent of the classic Warner Bros shield, with Bomb and Red rearranging the shield into the WBFE shield, adding the finishing touch with Bomb licking his strawberry ice cream cone and Red eating a hot dog, later Chuck walks out, does a Vanna pose, throws the TNT box at the shield... and the TNT explodes, turning the WBFE shield into the WAG shield. Red and Bomb are not amused. A special variant of the Cartoon Network Studios logo appears, later the Amblin Entertainment logo appears, then the Sony Pictures Animation logo fades in, and finally the Rovio Animation logo appears]
 * [After the logos play, we fade into a shot of Piggy Island, celebrating the First Annual All-Toon Companionship Festival]
 * [We zoom into King Matthew Smoothcheeks, the pigs, and the Flock ready to send a lot of invitations to every single Toon in Toontown, and Bomb waking up for his morning routine, as a title reads "WARNER BROS. PICTURES presents".]
 * Bomb: [narrating] Most people think it's simple being a cartoon character. They say it's a piece of cake. Ha, that's a laugh! And I should know. You see, cartoon characters, also known as "Toons," are really just actors. We live in a place called Toontown, and we go to work like anybody else. Take me, for instance. Me and my flock spend most of our time on movie sets at Rovio Animation and Cartoon Network Studios. But let's not jump around the bush, ladies and gentlemen. [We zoom into a restuarant Chez Piggy, where Edgar Baconhooves begins to steal the eggs but got foiled by the flock] Allow me to introduce Edgar Baconhooves, the most dastardly pig in all of Piggy Island. He is evil and clever. Edgar and his henchmen, Marf, Gramps, and Frank, schemed to steal the eggs, so they can have an omelet feast. But each time, they were foiled by us, the greatest flock of heroes who ever lived... The Angry Birds!
 * [After that, Chuck goes up to Bomb, when another title reads, "in association with WARNER ANIMATION GROUP AND SONY PICTURES ANIMATION".]
 * Chuck: Hey, Bomb! You got the invitation yet?
 * Bomb: [chuckles] You bet I have, man. In fact, I got premium!
 * Chuck: Premium? What's premium?
 * Bomb: Eh, it's not much. I just paid an extra couple bucks so the writers try not to make me a Gary Stu in the next episode.
 * [Red comes along]
 * Red: What? You ain't a Gary Stu.
 * Bomb: It's called writer's block.
 * Hal: Y'aven't heard of it, mate?
 * Red: Actually, I have. Writer's block is a condition of being unable to think of what to write or how to proceed with writing.
 * Chuck: [chuckles] Calm it, teacher. Aren't you invited, Red?
 * Red: What do you think?! Mm-hm. Yes. I am. Positive.
 * Terence: Speaking of invitations, your leadership. When will the guests arrive?
 * Bomb: They haven't gotten them yet, Terence. But I have got the eggs, cuz', [chuckles] why let these kids miss it?
 * [We cut to the Piggy Blimp, as the pigs begin to send invitations to every single Toon in Toontown; it then zooms out to Chez Piggy, where Edgar Baconhooves and his minions, Marf, El Porkador, Frank, Jeff McBacon, Professor Percy Pigsworth, and Gramps, were spying on them as a third title reads "a CARTOON NETWORK STUDIOS/ROVIO ANIMATION film".]
 * Edgar: [gritting his teeth] Well, zis is just peachy!
 * Gramps: I w-w-w-w-wouldn't c-c-call it p-peachy, per say, more-
 * Edgar: SILENCE! [gets back to his binoculars] For 5 gruelling years, Ze Flock have always foiled my plans of stealing ze eggs again and again and again and MOTHERFLOCKING GOSHDARN AGAIN!!
 * Jeff: Calm down, Ed...
 * Edgar: I already told you not to call me Ed, Jeff.
 * Marf: But he's right! Whatever will we do, sir?
 * Frank: Yeah, what should we do, boss?
 * Edgar: Zat's the thing, I don't know.
 * Jeff: Uh... Uh...
 * Edgar: What is it, Jeff? My fly is down?
 * Gramps: Y-you can't fly, sir...
 * Jeff: I-I actually have a last resort... Let's just say I've been quite patient to share it with you...
 * Edgar: [sighs] Just tell me, mon ami.
 * Jeff: Well... okay... [hands Edgar a notebook, as he flips through the pages, he finds one with big letters spelling "PLAN 105" as another title reads "an AMBLIN ENTERTAINMENT film".]
 * Edgar: Hm? [reads it through and grins deviously] Zis might just work... [laughs evily a bit] Ze Flock may have won ze battle in the past 4 seasons, but it's time for moi to WIN THE WAR! Years of being defeated and humiliated by those wretched angry birds will be returned a hundred fold by plan 105! Zis plan is my dream ready to become true. Enjoy the festival, Angry Birds. Because by today, I'll have ze eggs, then me and King Smoothcheeks I can expand ze Bad Piggy Rebelion across Piggy Island, and CONQUER TOONTOWN! [laughs maniacally]
 * [Marf peers out from behind Frank. Both sound very uneasy regarding what Edgar just said.]
 * Frank: I don't know about you, Marf, but the boss really means business!
 * Marf: Mmhm. Big time!
 * [We cut to the Piggy Blimp heading to Toontown as King Matthew Smoothcheeks arrives with a megaphone]
 * Matthew Smoothcheeks: Attention, every toon here at Toontown, young and old! You are hearby invited to the First Annual All-Toon Companionship Festival, a festival where all toons play games, have delectible feasts, and go on crazy rides! SO ALL ABOARD THE PIGGY BLIMP! Don't worry, there's plenty of room. It is such an honor to be here right now, I must say... I never expected to go so far as to be the host of a festival! A festival of all things!!
 * Louis: [off-screen] Hey, what about that one you did when you were seven? The one where-
 * Matthew Smoothcheeks: That was just a lemonade stand I called a festival. Anyhoo, Without further ado... I officially declare the First Annual All-Toon Companionship Festival... OPEN!!!
 * [As they scream in excitement, many cartoon characters gather onto the blimp]
 * Matthew Smoothcheeks: Did we get everyone, Louis? [he sees Elmyra Duff trying to enter the blimp and groans] OH, NO! ELMYRA!
 * Elmyra: Chock'ut pie!
 * Matthew Smoothcheeks: [blocks her way] Get out of here, Elmyra! You ain't allowed in this festival! So you're going into orbit, you stupid animal tormentor! [he kicks Elmyra Duff out of the blimp and goes to Corporal Richard Pigman, whom is steering the blimp] Get to Piggy Island, Richard, and step on it!
 * Richard: Aye-aye, sir!
 * [We cut to the blimp floating to the festival, as we hear the song "Mi Oh My (Wonderful Life)" playing, as the title for the movie appears: Angry Birds X: The Fine-Feathered Movie]

Scene 3: Plan 105 Begins Now

 * [We cut to Piggy Island, as we see the Flock, especially Bomb, Red, Matilda, Hal, and Chuck, waiting patiently for the pigs to come back]
 * Hal: When d'ya think they're coming back, Red?
 * Red: Well... hey, look! [points to the pigs] There they are! Look!
 * [The Piggy Blimp flies back to Piggy Island]
 * Bubbles: Let's see how many guests Matthew has brought us.
 * Hal: Probably a lot, mate. [walks to the piggy blimp] This might be bonza. Sheesh! What an ample crowd.
 * Red: Yuh-huh. Woah! We're catching air! The blimp is heading down!
 * Jay: This part always makes my ears pop... [drums come out of his ears, as a reference to "Jerry's Cousin"]
 * Jake: Tell me about it, Jay!
 * [The blimp reaches the ground, and the door opens, letting all the toons out]
 * Chuck: TOON STAMPEDE!!! [runs to Pig City and gets the concessions ready]
 * Red: Oh, boy...
 * [We see the ground starting to shake as a whole lot of Toons appear in the distance, running towards Pig City. The toons enter the festival as they trample some minion pigs and Chuck.]
 * Fred Flinstone: Yabba-dabba-doo!
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready!
 * Goofy: YAAAAH-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOOEY!
 * Hal: [listing the guests on the list] SpongeBob Squarepants, Mickey Mouse, Fred Flintstone, Woody Woodpecker, Dexter, Squidward, Dee Dee, Oggy, Lincoln Loud and his sisters, and The Mane Six.
 * Red: We seem to be missing one more guest for this festival. [sees Fifi La Fume getting thrown off by none other than Panty and Stocking.] Speak of the devil...
 * Panty: Okay, you two. We are done running experiments on your purple kitty creature, it turns out her putrid odor is permanently unremovable.
 * Stocking: [infuriated] This is the last time I let her eat my sugar!!
 * Panty: [pokes Red's beak] She's practically your problem now, dingus! [She and Stocking drove off in their car, See Through]
 * Fifi La Fume: [grumbles some obscenities when she gets called a kitty before regaining her composure.]
 * Bomb: Now let's get this festival started!
 * [Cuts to the toons enjoying the party, as we see Lincoln Loud buying corn dogs, Snoopy on a rollercoaster, Finn and Jake playing games at the arcade, etc.]
 * [The toons then gather round for the duel between Muscle Man and Luna Loud]
 * Donald Duck: Does this sound familiar to you, Daffy?
 * Daffy Duck: Very much, Donald. But I'm enjoying every second of it! Hoo-hoo! [eats his popcorn]
 * [The duel begins, as they play "Hungarian Rhapsody No 2." with Muscle Man and Luna Loud playing electric guitar]
 * Luna Loud: [mockingly] Rock on, amateur.
 * Muscle Man: HEY! Who'ya calling amateur?!
 * Chuck: Oh, this is gonna be good! [gets his plate of cupcakes and eats one of them] Good thing the VIP stacks are on point!
 * Luna Loud: You're probably trying too hard, you might bust a gut!
 * Muscle Man: The only thing I'll be busting is your reputation. Hm... oh wait! YOU NEVER HAD ONE!!!
 * Luna Loud: That does it!! [smashes the electric guitar into his head]
 * Muscle Man: [raises the guitar from his head and grunts] You know who else says this means war, MY MOM!!!
 * Red: Oh boy, this is gonna be a smash. Right, Terence?
 * Terence: [grunts pleasantly as if he was saying yes] Besides, Donald and Daffy duke it out in their dueling pianos routine greatly, surely it would be as good as this one!
 * [The melody becomes faster and more violent]
 * Muscle Man: Wa-hoo!!
 * Group of Toons: Muscle Man, Muscle Man, if you can't do it, no one can!!
 * The Loud Family: Go Luna!!!
 * Tom and Jerry: [shrugs and holds up signs of Luna Loud and cheer and whistle for her]
 * [Meanwhile, Edgar and the Bad Piggies climbs up to Professor Percy's laboratory to a monitor screen placed on top of the tower and proceeds to press a few buttons on the instrument board.]
 * Edgar: If your calculations are correct, Jeff McBacon, then it's time we put plan 105 into effect. [he lifts a jumper cable with Bomb's feather in its pincers and lifts another jumper cable] So sans plus tarder, let's light zis torch and see who comes knocking, shall we? [clamps the jumper cable on the feather and energizes the power cable, which bolts with black and yellow energy. The tower subsequently creates a beacon, The screen switches to a shot of outer space as a beacon of anger energy generate a stream of light stretching through space before dissipating]
 * [Cuts to the toons clapping and cheering for Luna and Muscle Man]
 * Roger Rabbit: YAAAA-HOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!! [the duel stops, as he points at a flock of crows in the sky bolting for them] GUYS, LOOK!!!!!!
 * Red: What is it?! Ugh, Roger can be so melodramatic- [looks in the sky, seeing the crows] What are they?!
 * Bomb: Looks like a flock of crows.
 * Hal: But how would there be a whole flock of crows?
 * [A crow flies into Mr. Krabs' face]
 * Mr. Krabs: AAGH!!! ESCAPE! THOSE GUYS HAVE IT OUT FOR US!!!!!
 * [The Toons scream and go running]
 * Hal: HOLY DOOLEY!!! Everybody, into my bunker!! Me and my flock will see who it is!
 * [They head into the bunker, as Red and the gang creep towards the crows]
 * King Matthew Smoothcheeks: What are those birds, Bomb? they're not from Piggy Island.
 * Hal: Because they're not from this island, mate. They're from another island called Crow Island.
 * Chuck: What Island?
 * Hal: You haven't heard the story, mate?
 * Chuck: Oh boy, exposition.
 * Hal: Crows in Crow Island are not like any other crows in Aviantopia or in Piggy Island, they're the most notorious conquering vandals ever to conquer an island. They're cruel, untamed, uncontrollable, savage, and downright rude. They always wreak havok and chaos everywhere they go, destroying everything in their path where nobody stands in their way, and NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO STOP THEM!!
 * Chuck: Well, that was dark!
 * Roger Rabbit: B-but why would they be coming for us? And why now?
 * Jay: Luckily, that's for us to find out...
 * Jake and Jim: Yeah, what he said!
 * [Red and the gang return back to the bunker, worn out and panting]
 * Chuck: Guys!!
 * Charlie Brown: Good grief! You're okay!
 * Donald Duck: Barely.
 * Daisy Duck: Shh!
 * Red: [stares at them sadly]
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you okay...?
 * Bomb: You might wanna check it out, guys.

Scene 4: The Arrival of Baron Harmful

 * [Scene cuts to a black storm cloud appears in the sky over Piggy Island as it pans down the Flock, the Pigs, and the Toons walking in to see what's going on. A large, ominous blimp emerges from the clouds and lands on South Beach.]
 * Chuck: What sort of villain would live in a blimp?
 * Roger Rabbit: Not precisely the same toon with burning red eyes and a high squeaky voice, that killed Marvin Acme and had an evil motive to dip Toontown off the face of the earth, that is the permenantly deceased Judge Doom!
 * [The Flock, pigs, and toons shudders at the name]
 * Bomb: That guy STILL brings shivers down a toon's spine, even those who feared and dreaded his burning red eyes and his squeaky voice... [points at Luan Loud and Chowder with his fuse] ...like Luan and Chowder over there.
 * Luan: [shivers in fear] No doom toon would ever want to mess with him. [chuckles nervously]
 * [They walk closer to this blimp, when three doors open slowly and ominously, where red smoke flows out the entrance where a silhouette of a crow with a crest consisting of two long feathers looms over the Flock. The toons shivered in fear]
 * Hal: Who could that be, your leadership?
 * Bomb: We can figure it out, Hal. [his eyes squinted as his fuse begins to spark] Everybody, stand behind me.
 * Don Bacon: [comes out of the blimp with a microphone] Birds, pigs, and toons of all kinds, we're here to present a very special guest from Crow Island, he isn't all happy rainbow butterfly pony flowers. Please welcome our leader, Baron Constantine Harmful IV.
 * [The Flock shudder nervously]
 * Baron Harmful: [comes out of the blimp with an intimidating scowl and then smiles deviously] Hello, all in Piggy Island. I bet you wondering why I came here today. Well, I saw a beacon coming from this very island, so I had to come here to know who made my impending arrival. [looks at the toons and glares at them] And I noticed a lot of TOONS in this island, especially Roger Rabbit and his wife... [growls angrilly after saying his name]
 * Roger Rabbit: [becomes perplexed at the statement and whispers to Bomb] How does he know my name?
 * Bomb: [replies with a shrug]
 * Baron Harmful: [overhears Roger's whisper] That's for me to know and for you to find out, you buck-toothed nincompoop! [his irises begin to glow a ferocious and furious blood red, but calms down and clears his throat] Anyway, which one of you had step up and started my presence here?
 * Bomb: [timidly] ...What reaction is he expecting out of us?
 * Hal: [shrugs] Not sure, your Leadership. But whatever that crow wants is not good, mate.
 * Baron Harmful: Now, I advise you to run and hide in about 10 seconds before I'll blast you into ashes and dust.
 * [Everyone runs for their life; everyone except for Roger Rabbit]
 * Roger Rabbit: Not so fast, mister!
 * [Everyone goes silent]
 * Baron Harmful: [raises an eyebrow]
 * Bomb: [whispers] Roger! No!
 * Roger Rabbit: I'll have you know that these are my friends, amigos, acquaintances, chums! And you don't want to even think about- [cuts to Bomb]
 * Bomb: He's so sweet... [shakes head in confusion] Roger! No! [cuts back to Roger]
 * Roger Rabbit: -And then last Wednesday, I went to the bank, and Ernie was there, so I said-
 * [Baron Harmful drops an anvil on him]
 * Baron Harmful: I'll admit, he did distract me. If only for a few seconds... You HOOLIGANS are lucky!
 * TBA

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