The Kagamine Twin Panic

Rin, Len...

Rin Kagamine: What is it, Kimberly? Did somebody type in something crazy about me and my twin brother?

Kimberly AJ (me): I think so. They guess that both of you have been--

Rin: Deactivated?!

Len Kagamine: NO.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *voice echoing*

Prima: *gasps* Oh, my; I must've heard someone shrieking, have you, my beloved one?

Tonio: Yeah, it sounds like Len Kagamine if I recall.

Kimberly: Uh, I was going to say that word Rin, but Len, I assure you, everything's gonna be fine as long as my imagination survives.

Len: I DON'T WANNA DIE! *runs away*

Rin: Len, I-- *sighs*

(approaching footsteps of Prima and Tonio running)

Prima: What is all the fuss about, my sweet orange blossom?

Rin: It's my brother; he's going beyond hysterical because his haters keep on typing that he "ought to die".

Tonio: That is the most traumatic phrase I will not tolerate.

(Len screaming as he keeps running back and forth)

Kimberly: Oh, Prima, Tonio, I'm glad you came to us because of this; Len is about to start losing his mind and Rin is trying to calm him down. Will you help me stop him?

Prima: How about I sing a soothing song to him after my husband Tonio helps you and Rin pacify Len?

Tonio: Good suggestion, Prima, I'll do it.

Prima: I still have other things to do while they're at it.

Len: Tell me I have a chance to live!

Rin: Len? Len?!

Kimberly: He's trying to find his hiding place!

Tonio: I'll take him, Kimberly.

Rin: Len, don't run away from me! I believe (in) you!

Len: No, I DON'T DESERVE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prima: Hmm, I guess I'll have to get some things before I write my new song to sing. *bolts away to her belongings* Let's see; I think a glowing wand will bust away the hateful words typed against poor Len. He is indeed beyond hysterical.

Len: I don't wanna die! I DON'T DESERVE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rin (grabbing his brother's hand): I know you don't, Len, but if you are about to, I swear I will stab my belly with some sharp blade so we can die together as twin siblings; and then, we can live another life as long as all the hateful words that were typed about us are completely deleted from all computers humans are currently using!

Kimberly: Oh, Rin...

Tonio: Now, now, children, don't be a pair of martyrs. Nobody's ever gonna kill you by their envious thoughts.