Madness Combat (Live-Action film)

Madness Combat (Live-Action film) is an American-Canadian Live-Action Horror-Thriller film based on the fairly popular 2D flash series of the same name and created by Matthew D. Jolly. This film was released in 2023, and was produced by Paramount Pictures and distributed by New Line Cinema, in conjunction with Newgrounds. This movie is based on the first 7 episodes of the original flash series.

Plot
Grant is standing under a tree with a tape recorder. The "Chicken Dance" is playing. Hank is standing nearby, a man dancing in the background. Hank wants to take the tape recorder, but its owner pushes Hank away and he falls. Hank gets angry and beats him to death. This angers the other characters and they all attack Hank, except for Grant dancing in the background, who seems oblivious to the fight. Hank kills the attackers hand-to-hand, and blows up their bodies with a shrapnel grenade. Bodies fly apart, making room for a new battle.

Suddenly, Jesus appears, who stands out among the others by having hair on his head, a beard, and a halo on top. He resurrects two corpses, turning them into zombies, and points them at Hank. Hank kills them and shoots Jesus. Jesus defends himself with a telepathic shield and throws Hank away. Then Jesus realizes that his zombies are not strong enough to deal with him, he decides to create a cannon and fires it at Hank, who dodges the projectiles by lying down and bouncing. Caught off guard, Jesus shoots Hank with an M-11 and disappears. Several more people go to Hank, who kills them with a PPK, throwing knives, and a sawn-off shotgun. At the end of the carnage, when all the enemies are killed, Hank puts the tape recorder in front of him and shoots the dancing man in the background and starts dancing to the music himself.

Hank sneaks up on an unsuspecting security guard and strangles him. He throws the body down the hatch. Next, Hank quietly makes his way to the stairs to the roof, where he takes another one. There are four other guards on the roof. He kills them with a silenced pistol. Hank pulls out his Sheriff tracker, a device that displays the Sheriff's location on the screen.

It turns out that the Sheriff is right under him, so Hank pulls out a grenade and throws it. Through a gap in the roof, he gets to the first floor. The sheriff, not expecting a sudden attack and firing a shot in Hank's direction, misses, kills his henchman and runs to another room. Hank kills the reinforcements he has summoned, picks up a shotgun from one of the dead, and moves on. As soon as he leaves, Jesus appears in the room.

The sheriff runs on, gets into the elevator, turns around, and shoots past Hank twice. Hank deals with his henchmen, but suddenly a Clown appears from behind, armed with an M16 with an under-barrel grenade launcher. Hank shoots the Clown with his own gun. Jesus appears. He uses telepathy to throw Hank against the wall and resurrect the dead, turning them into zombies. Jesus leaves, and Hank finishes off the zombies and goes into the elevator.

While the elevator is moving, two grants jump down to the roof of its cabin, one of them using a welding machine to make a rectangular hole in the ceiling. Through it, they start shooting at Hank. Hank returns fire and kills the welder. A third Grant appears and throws a grenade into the elevator, but Hank manages to throw it back. Hank makes his way through the hole to the roof, at this time the elevator stops and three guards enter it, Hank shoots one of them, then breaks the cable and the elevator falls down. Hank crawls up the elevator cable.

He kills new enemies that stand in his way, and takes one prisoner. He tells me how to get to the Sheriff. Hank hits him on the head and moves on. Through a trapdoor in the ceiling, he kills the grants, repels another attack, and goes into another room, picking up two PPKs. As soon as Hank leaves the room, Jesus appears in it.

Hank walks into the Sheriff's office. As soon as the door opens, the Sheriff hides behind the desk, and Hank quickly removes the bodyguards. The sheriff tries to shoot, but Hank disarms him. The sheriff presses himself against the wall. Hank prepares to shoot him, but he doesn't hear Jesus coming up behind him. Jesus shoots Hank in the head with a Desert Eagle, killing him.

He then moves on to a pair of armed guards outside the building. One of the guards, who is smoking a cigarette, heads inside. As he enters the building, Hank falls out of the vent behind him and stabs him with two knives. Another infantryman enters the room and is quickly taken out by Hank, who throws a knife at his head. A second guard outside enters and gets a knife thrown in the stomach. Hank then takes the guard's rifle and two knives. He enters the next room, kills an infantryman at the entrance, and throws knives at the other two men in the room. More marines enter the room as Hank kills them with a rifle.

Another infantryman hides behind the table, but Hank jumps on the table and kills him. More infantrymen enter the room from which Hank entered, which Hank quickly shoots at until he runs out of ammo, and he throws his empty rifle at the infantryman, finishing him off. He jumps off the table and picks up the knives that he uses to kill the other marines who enter the room. When he's finished with the marines in the room, he picks up the axe and continues on his way.

He enters the next room and kills the infantrymen inside with an axe, then throws the axe at the infantryman who came around the corner. He soon after uses a knife, then a baton, to execute everyone who enters the room.

When he's finished, he notices the camera. In the room, Hank is watched on a monitor by the Sheriff and Jesus. The sheriff then proceeds to press the button labeled "Improbability Engine." Here the infamous music known as "Calliope"begins to play. Hank is attacked by the infantrymen from behind, but when he hits him, the infantryman flies across the room and bounces off the wall. The next pair of foot soldiers rush into the room as Hank knocks them out. The room begins to split in half as Hank kills a couple more marines. Half of the room falls into a dark chasm, from which the Clown flies out on a jetpack and shoots Hank with an M60, but Hank uses the infantryman as a meat shield. The clown then flies around the room and knocks Hank into the abyss. When Hank falls, the subconscious message "Don't blink"appears.

Hank falls into the street and is ambushed by armed infantrymen. It takes them with the acquired SMG when the background starts to change. The sun rises, and in the background you can see falling marshmallows and whales. Hank then dodges a giant marshmallow and grabs a road sign. The sun sprouts and attacks Hank. Hank kills the sun, and the sunset turns into night.

After killing another infantryman, the Clown flies in and attacks Hank, but Hank kills him by impaling him with a street sign on a marshmallow. Hank takes the knife and leaves. As Hank leaves, lightning is released around the Clown's body, and he turns into a zombie, who removes a street sign and follows Hank. Hank runs into a group of marines and kills them all. More marines rush in, but all are defeated by Hank. As Hank fights them, the walls begin to fall around him until he is trapped in a room. After killing the last of the Marines (the one who is shot in the head and bleeds into the room until it is covered in blood), the Clown re-enters with a jetpack. Hank shoots him with no effect. The clown tries to hit Hank with a sign, but Hank pulls it out of his hands, throws it back, and shoots him with a gun covered in blood. As he ponders how to leave the room, Jesus falls behind him and turns some of the corpses into zombies. Hank takes an axe and kills the zombies. After killing the last zombie, Jesus knocks Hank over the wall.

When Hank gets up, he kills an infantryman next to the vending machine. Several other infantrymen enter the room, one of whom throws a knife at Hank, but Hank catches it and throws it back to the other infantryman. The infantryman then reaches for the Desert Eagle, only to find it empty, and rushes to the vending machine by Hank and is killed when Hank throws a gun at him. Jesus swoops in and turns two of the three corpses into zombies. Hank takes the Tec-9, kills the zombies, then shoots Jesus, who retreats. Hank goes into the next room. There he finds the sheriff, who runs into another room, and a console with a camera and possibly a button labeled " Improbability Engine."

Hank shoots at the foot soldiers in the room and those who enter after. Hank then enters the next room and kills the bodyguards with a shotgun, but just as he was about to shoot the sheriff, Jesus impales him from behind with a sword. With the last of his strength, Hank shoots Jesus, plunges the impaled sword into the Sheriff and shoots him, then Hank falls dead. With all that said and done, the animation ends here.

Hank drives his car to the M Club, crashing into two smokers leaning against the wall as he gets there. He then gets out of the car, arms himself with an M-10 with a silencer, and puts the M1911 in his pocket, then enters the club. He easily shoots the guards and gets an AK-47 after his M-10 runs out of ammo. He sets the AK-47 to "mega" - fully automatic mode - and brutally kills more infantrymen. He also meets the very first agent, whom he kills with a baton and steals his Desert Eagle.

He sneaks around the corner of the room, killing more foot soldiers and getting a Dragon Sword from its owner. After killing an infantryman who threatened to shoot Hank with a dropped MP5, he moves into the next room, killing the infantrymen with an MP5 and an iron pipe.

In the basement of the building, a clown is djing in front of a crowd of foot soldiers. Hank shoots the Clown from the opposite side of the room, but he just stands up and orders the marines to kill him. Hank makes his way to the Clown, dicing everyone in his way.

Holding the tip of his sword to the Clown's mask, Hank is preparing to do what he came for and kill the Clown, when out of nowhere, Jesus bursts through the door, crushing an infantryman who has cowered away from Hank and is smoking a cigarette. Along with him, Jesus brought an agent with G36, a zombie, to obey and help Jesus. Jesus raises his hands and zombies the entire dead crowd. Those who are still able to stand up fight Hank, who once again kills the crowd with his M1911 and sword, making his way to the entrance of the room to kill Jesus and the agent helping him. When Hank gets into the fight, the zombie agent 1337 pulls out a cannon and fires several shots at Hank's body. Hank's agility allows him to deflect most of the bullets with his sword, but he can't block one and gets shot in the neck, falling to the ground and even scaring the Clown.

When the zombie agent aims a rifle at Hank's head to finish him off, Hank quickly grabs his sword and cuts the agent's head in the middle. In a final attempt at revenge, Jesus grabs his Desert Eagle and penetrates Hank's body with several more shots. Hank, realizing he doesn't have much time, takes the detonator he hid under his clothes and blows himself up with a suicide bomb, killing Jesus in the process. The clown watching the fight just shrugs and puts on a Techno Chicken Dance.

Hank's appearance has changed radically since the last few episodes. He now wears round red rimless glasses, a mask, a black raincoat (a reference to the movie Leon) with a matching black bandana and bandages all over his body. The episode begins with him infiltrating the A. A. H. W. base.

Hank sneaks around the building and manages to take down every guard with his fiber wire and his M1911 with a silencer. He drops his M1911 and gets a couple of Micro-ultrasounds from the locker. An introductory animation plays out, featuring Hank ("the main character"), a legion of agents ("the victims"), Jesus ("The Savior"), and Tricky ("The Clown"), before ending with the iconic text "somewhere in Nevada." (the first six transitions of the scene in the animation are accompanied by vibrating words: Violence, chaos, carnage, disorder, terror, and carnage.)

Hank climbs onto the roof of a building with a glass window on the roof. Hank breaks through the glass and makes a quick kill of the agents. He heads to the second room and kills several agents with his bullet time. As he is about to leave, his exit door closes and locks him in the room. The dead agents in the hall suddenly became zombies, pinned to the corner of the room. Jesus appears with battle scars and rips off the roof of the room; stitches and bandages are spread over his head, and his body is wrapped in bandages, covered with a white robe.

Hank tries to kill Jesus, but Jesus blocks them by creating an energy shield from his hands. Then the two of them engage in single combat. After a brief struggle between the two, Jesus pulls out his sword, and Hank escapes the struggle by jumping out of the building. Hank runs to the edge of the cliff outside and stares at the glowing red icon for a few seconds before Jesus and the zombie agents chase him.

Jesus goes solo again, forcing his zombies to stay in line. Hank tries to shoot Jesus again, but he easily blocks the bullets as before and manages to hack Hank in the back. He is soon confronted by Hank's punch and throw. Jesus then starts throwing his zombies at Hank, but he starts grabbing and using their guns against Jesus. Jesus knocks Hank off a cliff with his electric powers. The zombie prepares to shoot Hank from above, but Jesus stops him and fights Hank solo again. Hank manages to shoot Jesus, but then the zombies come into action. But once again, Hank shows an impressive display of his bullet-time ability and takes out all of Jesus ' zombies. Running out of ammo, Hank flips the guns over to use them as batons. Hank throws a barrage of punches at Jesus, but Jesus pushes him away and knocks out one of his weapons. Hank bounces off the ledge.

Several agents are placed at the very bottom of the area. Hank lands on them and kills them, acquiring new guns and using them to eliminate incoming agents and zombies. A road sign pops up from the ground, accompanied by the text " ATTENTION: DANGER." The road sign then quickly slides to the right and slams the agent to the ground. Hank also moves to the right and kills several more agents. Tricky appears from the ground, but is quickly knocked down by Hank. Hank kills several more incoming agents (one shot in the air), while Jesus throws his sword from behind the screen before rushing in too. The screen suddenly freezes before Jesus started fighting Hank, and Tricky appears after distorting the scene with distortions, indicating that he has been activated. The terminal warns you:

REALITY IS COMPROMISED

THE CLOWN IS ACTIVATED

The Improbability Engine grants Tricky powers of incredible speed combined with superhuman strength and reflexes, but at the cost of his sanity. Tricky, shaking with rage, bursts out of the ground between Jesus and Hank, tearing it apart. Jesus summons his sword and tries to attack Trikki. But in a split second, Tricky foils Jesus, blocking his attack. Hank tries to shoot Tricky, but he dodges with his superpower, shooting Jesus instead. Tricky then jumps after Hank and knocks him down. Before Hank can breathe, Tricky repeatedly punches Hank, knocks the gun out of his hand, and smashes it against a rock with his street sign. As Jesus tries to recover, Tricky turns and grabs Jesus ' body. Hank lands on top of a cliff.

Two people drive up to Hank in a convertible and quickly throw Hank a Dragon Sword. They quickly drive back and are (presumably) crushed by a flying party that falls from the sky. Tricky then jumps over a rock and lands in front of Hank with the head of Jesus in his hand, severed from the upper jaw, saying:

DANGER

SECOND PLAYER: RETIRED

Tricky then engages in a brief fight with Hank. The two manage to have a mostly even fight before Tricky starts fighting more powerfully than Hank can handle. Eventually, Tricky stabs Hank in the chest with her road sign. Despite the severe wound, Hank manages to bash him and then cuts off the top of his head. A huge amount of blood gushes out of Tricky's head, and he dies after a short convulsion.

Tricky's Improbability engine resurrects him without warning, and Hank supposedly says/thinks:

OMFG

And Tricky says:

YOU DON'T KILL A CLOWN!

THE CLOWN IS KILLING YOU!

In a split second, Tricky rips off Hank's head and smashes it to the ground, turning it into dust. After defeating Hank and Jesus, Tricky then makes a victory sign (Victoria).

Hank is reborn (they say, it's difficult, in whose hands can be considered briefly) with the text: The battered body is denied death, Hank's lower jaw is replaced with a metal one (presumably part of a Clown mask from some fans) to support the head (after the Clown destroyed his lower jaw) and a metal plate (with an evil smiley face on it) on the chest. On the ground is a Glock 18C, a falchion and a note from a Clown with the inscription: "just do what comes naturally-T' and text:

In order to provide it, en masse.

Hank then enters the building, killing many agents and 2 grants. When Hank gets to the last room, he goes to the control panel with the improbability engine, which has a note on it: "Very good, now catch me if you can, sucker! $) -T". With the text: Oh, NO!, a train driven by a Clown approaches Hank, who is hit, but grabs the back of the train before it is completely knocked out of the way.

Once on the roof, the agent throws the baton at Hank, who dodges it and jumps into the back car. The agents ' deaths are followed through their Desert Eagles, M16, and Falchion. On the running board at the front of the train, Tricky realizes that Hank is on the train as he enters the second cab, and disconnects the driving cab from the passenger cabs. Hank kills the remaining agents, and jumps out of the door, grabbing the cabin linker with his hands, and the Clown tries to make him, stepping on his hands and hitting him with a road sign.

When this happens, the main cabin of the train passes by Jesus, who is raking leaves, while the passenger cabins stop in front of him, Jesus stares blankly for a couple of seconds, then shrugs, returning to his yard work. His passivity lies in the fact that he stopped working for the Auditor in the episode Madness Combat 6.5. When the train goes off the cliff, 2 passers-by are photographed. The train dives and falls, all 3 people are killed. Now Hank is injured, has a black eye, a cracked head, and has lost several teeth. The clown gives the iron pipe to Hank, and they have a brief fight where Hank appears to die his fifth death in the series after the Clown ends it with a gruesome fatality by impaling the fake end of his sign through his throat. He is resurrected by the Clown almost immediately after his death. The two continue to fight. Hank seemed to have gained more strength and agility after being revived again. After Hank straightens the pipe, he attacks the Clown without stopping, eventually knocking the Clown's hat off and revealing his wound, the Clown then escapes and summons a giant building. Hank enters and kills Grant with a pipe, retrieving the battle axe from Grant and the P90 from the agent. He continues to use this weapon throughout the rest of the building.

After that, Hank comes out and sees the Clown buying a hot dog. Hank runs up to him, while the Clown is defenseless, he plunges an axe into the Clown's head and shoots him several times in the torso and face with a P90 as the hot dog vendor runs away in fear. Tricky then fell off a cliff; however, Tricky doesn't let himself die, saying:

No, disabled, the clown can't die, resume, fix, and restart.useSeed[sRAND].

Blood soaked the ground beneath Hank as he struggles to rise even in his dying state. The clown falls from above, shouting 'REVENGE' and hits Hank against the cliff wall. He looks at Hank and moves toward him. Then Hank's sly body sets glowed with a white flame, saying, ' SUFFER... SUFFER. He then chews on Hank's flaming corpse and finally throws it to the other side of the pit. The clown orders Hank to 'GET UP', but Hank refuses, saying ' NO!'. Hank was then struck by lightning three times, reviving him and restoring his body. He points at the Clown and says,'STOP IT.'

Two tall pillars with doors fall to the ground behind Hank and three agents in solid red glasses come out to attack Hank. They're all unarmed, and Hank quickly knocks them out. Another agent appears and Hank swoops down on him, ripping his head off. The clown steps in and Hank goes through one of the doors. Barely out of the Clown's clutches, the door closes behind him. Inside a small hallway, Hank fights a squad of agents while the Clown tries to break down the door.

Hank goes into the next room, where the agent is fixed to the ceiling on metal stakes. Hank defeats the agents moving up the stairs and picks up the FAMAS. When he kills two more agents at the bottom of the stairs, the Clown finally bursts into the room and hurries Hank down the stairs. Hank shoots him and retreats into a nearby elevator.

Inside the elevator is a lone agent armed with an M1911. When Hank presses the 'down' button on the elevator, he doesn't notice the agent and gets shot in the shoulder, then kills him. The clown makes his way through the door in the elevator shaft from above.

As Hank examines his wound, the Clown lands on the roof of the elevator and tries to smash it with his fists. Hank frantically stops the elevator and narrowly escapes capture, jumping into the hallway. He kills two more agents by pushing the body halfway into the elevator and pressing the down button, shortening it in half. This also allows, unfortunately, the Clown to advance and spit out the flames; Hank jumps and grabs the pipes under the ceiling with his hands after throwing the agent's megachete between a pair of the Clown's teeth. He loads and fires a shotgun at the Clown's head using his free hand.

An X-ray window runs over the Clown's head, showing a portable improbability engine and the text " X-RAY MODE STARTED...." Pellets are unloaded from a shotgun to kill him. Messages start appearing:

XANXXE 1NT3GR1T13S: % 042.01 (as if the Portable Improbability Drive lost 057.99% because of the shot) DANGER! BRAIN DAMAGE! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! REPEAT!

The clown backs away, with the message, 'MIND: STRONG', as the screen darkens to static. Hank tries to charge up for another punch, but the Clown throws him through a door on the opposite wall. The agent comes through another door, armed with an 'Uzi', while the Clown goes ahead.

Hank kills two agents in the next room. The agent from the previous one peeks into the room through the hole and shoots Hank, who dodges the bullets and shoots him. More agents appear and Hank acquires the L337 sword from one of the fallen. White fire shoots out of the hole in the door, so Hank grabs a semi-automatic rifle from the locker and enters the next room, killing the three agents inside and bursting the gas cylinder.

As Hank turns, the floor beneath him begins to crack. As the hole widens, the big shotgun barrel pokes and Hank barely lies down in time to avoid its discharge, which hits and breaks his sword. The unknown creature below pumps up its weapon again and fires, Hank leaping through the shot into the hole.

On the outside and below is a giant agent known as Mag Agent: Torture, with a pair of metal stakes impaled on its head through its jaws. Torture shoots Hank again, but he jumps up and performs a bullet-time attack to the head. Torture is bleeding, but appears to be unchanged, and Hank desperately tries to disarm him by grabbing the barrel of his large shotgun. The agent punches him backwards through a beam and out of sight, then quickly moves forward and hits Hank away with the butt of his weapon as he tries to stand up. The camera switches to the courtyard at the bottom of the ledge, where a regular agent (specifically a smoker) trains recruits who do push-ups.

The agent looks up and sees Hank flying straight at him, killing him. The two recruits stand up and challenge Hank, who rips out the first recruit's heart and rips the second recruit's face and chest apart. The recruit stands there, stunned by his injuries, and Hank throws him into the wall, killing him. The door opens behind him, and the agent steps out. The agent shoots Hank with an MK-23, but Hank kills him. Another agent appears, owning a megachete. Hank kills this agent as well and looks at Mag Agent: Torture, who loads a 20 kg bullet into the shotgun. Hank quickly retreats into the building and takes cover behind the wall.

As a result, the 20 kg slug misses Hank and tears the agent to pieces. After Hank kills the other agents, he opens the closet. Inside the cabinet are several guns and a chainsaw. Hank picks up the chainsaw, turns it on, and moves through the door marked CONTINUE. The two agents try to attack, but Hank kills them with a chainsaw. Torture tries to get through the small door, but Hank kills him by ripping his head off with a chainsaw. Shots are fired from off-screen down the nearest staircase, and Hank gets hit in the shoulder once more. He jumps down and tears a group of agents to shreds.

After Hank sends almost all the agents to the other world, the latter tries to escape up the stairs, but does not have time - the ruthless Hank eviscerated him. In the next room, the agent manages to block Hank's attacks by hitting him with an iron pipe, but is killed by Hank's counterattack. The other two agents are easily killed by Hank. The agents are suddenly engulfed by white lightning, and white flames pour into the room from the vents. The clown will appear again, still in demonic form, but less so. Hank tries to cut him open with a chainsaw, but the Clown knocks him out of the way. Hank tries to parry the Clown by impaling him with an iron pipe, but the Clown throws him away. At this point, the Clown begins to deliver several powerful punches to the unarmed Hank, hitting him in the ground before throwing him over the opposite wall.

Outside, an agent, accompanied by two engineers, tries to fix the Clown's improbability engine. The agents go for Hank, the camera pans up to show Jesus, once again with a halo and his binary sword. He jumps down and fires 3 S & W 500 shots at each agent, killing them. Jesus then pulls out a sword and impales Hank through his torso, lifts him off the blade, and says, ' GOOD NIGHT, HANK."Jesus kills Hank with a shot to the head, saving him from the Clown torment that Hank went through. Just before Jesus is shot, the Clown looks out of a hole in the wall, is surprised, and shouts, ' HEY!!!'because the Clown was the one who wanted to kill Hank. The clown climbs out of the hole and prepares to fight against Jesus, who simply turns and fires a portable improbability engine that goes from 42% to %0_0 in %X_X (0%). The Clown's demonic form disappears, and all that remains is his weakened, badly injured body. Then Jesus stabs and cuts him several times in the head. Then the camera zooms in on a building on the horizon.

A dark, sinister figure in a drenched shadow moves a switch on the panel. The camera shows a man with glowing red eyes and accompanied by two Mag Agents armed with guns and wearing masks that give them a frightening and deforming appearance. The film ends as the screen fades to black.

Cast

 * Nicolas Gage as Hank J. Wimbelton
 * Ryan Reynolds as Sanford
 * Paul Rudd as Deymos
 * Micheal Pena as Jesus
 * Tim Allen as Sheriff
 * Patton Oswalt as Tricky the Clown
 * Robert Downey Jr. as Auditor