Thanos' Home/Moving In

This is Issue One of Thanos' Home.

Transcript
The issue begins with Thanos, Nebula and Gamora in a car. A little while later. Even more later. He stops the car. He leaves the car and pees. It then cuts to way later. They do. It then cuts to a bit later. Thanos is watching a horror movie. The woman on the movie screams as Thanos laughs. He sighs as he continues watching the film. Suddenly, Nebula walks in.
 * Nebula: Are we there yet?
 * Thanos: Not yet.
 * Nebula: Are we there yet?
 * Thanos: Not yet.
 * Nebula: Are we there yet?
 * Thanos: (getting angry) No!
 * Nebula: Why is the car stopped?
 * Thanos: I have to pee...
 * Nebula: Are we there yet?
 * Thanos: (sighs) Yes.
 * Nebula: Finally! New friends!
 * Gamora: (sighs) Well we're going to be outcasts.
 * Thanos: Let's just pack our stuff.
 * Thanos: Behind you!
 * Thanos: Stupid... Carnage 4: Maximum Carnage follows all of the clichés! Screaming stupid woman clichés, check.
 * Nebula: What are you watching?
 * Thanos: Carnage 4: Maximum Carnage.
 * Nebula: Seems to be terrible.