Craig Simon

Craig Simon is the protagonist of The Simons franchise. He is voiced by Dan Castellaneta.

Personality
Craig is very aggressive, short-tempered, selfish, gluton and unhealthy. Ironically, he is friendly, sex-crazed and affable. Craig is easygoing and slick, easily making practical jokes on people (especially his enemies). He dislikes being called by his nickname Greg.

Due to his troubled history, Craig grew to be cynical, arrogant and prejudiced himself, and due to the events, he developed a fear of phobias. His aggressiveness came from his childhood, according to him, the people misjudge him before know him, which makes him violent and sometimes paranoid.

He enjoys to eat lasagna, pizza, chips, French fries, chocolate, juice. He is also obsessed by nudity, admiring women's boobs. He has many friends including Tailson, Townshend, Shawn, Bruce, Alisson, Gus, Joe and Gabrielly.

He has a dark and violent side in the episode "Lethal Weapons", where he learns to fight boxing to defeat "The Gangreen Gang" led by Lucas, Antonio, Fernando Yure, John, Higor and Nick. He is very good to fighting, his hobbies include eating lasagna, enjoying nudity and surfing on the net. He also created many traps in Season 3, but he later regretted what he done and has turned against them. He also has a habit to saying "It's like I always say..." and to making sarcastic and sometimes embrassing and inappopriate jokes and comments, as well as making practical jokes.

He also has a heroic side, especially in The Duck Bros. and The Simons. He risks his life to save his family, his friends and other people in Burbank. He is easily irritated and annoyed by his schoolmates' antics (especially Raphael and Marc). He dislikes mutinies and riots provoked by the city, and he seems to have animosity and disgustingness to many people (like Kate). He is obsessed by attractive and voluptous women.

Voice
Craig's voice is performed by Dan Castellaneta, who also voices Dave. In the first season of The Simons, he has a raspy voice reminiscent of Grover from Sesame Street. However, in the later seasons, his voice was altered to a calm, but low-pitched voice. In Aqua Teen: Power Force, he was voiced by Quinton Flynn, Nathan Lane and later, Kevin Schon.

Quotes

 * "I would kill someone for a (whatever food like lasagna, pizza, chocolate, etc.)"
 * "If someone that it's rude to you, you have to do the same thing with him. Making his life as terrible heck".
 * "I like nudity.".
 * "I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off."
 * "Yuck!"
 * "If I find someone who teases and insults me, I will (many exaggerated manners to threatening someone, except his family and friends)!!!"
 * "What the hell are you staring at?"
 * "I would (someone he says like: touching someone's boobs and helping in the school) for a (whatever food like: lasagna, pizza, chocolate, etc.)"
 * "Shut up".
 * "I like attractive and voluptous women."
 * "I want a pizza."