User blog:Trigger Happy the Gremlin/Ask Douglas Artur

So, you puny lowlives want to ask me a question? As long as you are a rebel, I will not send my Shock Soldiers to track you down. Now, ask me questions, so I can know you enough on whether I will let you live, or let you die by shooting you out of a cannon off of the Orbitron to freeze in space. Now, ASK ME YOUR QUESTIONS, FOR YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW HOW IT FEELS LIKE TO FREEZE UP AT -1,234,567,890 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!