Cool Rap Wars/Cool Rap Battle Ultimate Royale

Announcer: Cool Rap Battle Ultimate Royale! First contender go!

Batman: Boo! I will make whoever raps against me black and blue! I'm the world's greatest detective and nobody can match my skills. I may be a hero but I'm aiming to kill. So whoever wants to challenge me next! Come up and I might break your neck!

(a storm hits as Rick Grimes enters behind Batman)

Rick: You may be the dark knight but I'm the lone ranger you dress in a suit inspired by bats who thought you were a threat of danger. I've survived a zombie plague you destroyed an entire league. The thing you fear is your parents death and belief. I been at this for years the bat is done and just old. And one more thing I almost played your role

(Suddenly a gun shot is heard as Agent 47 enters)

Agent: There's a shape in the shadows, there's a chill in the air. This sheriff figure doesn't make me scared. All you are is Woody with an edgy coat of paint. And Batman if you think you are safe, no you ain't. You saw your parents die and craved for vengeance. When most others would be glad of the inheritance. I am the rhyming assassin chameleon nobody can stop me. I took these competitors down in a heartbeat.

(Suddenlly a hedgehog runs in revealing to be sonic comes in and hits Agent 47)

Sonic: Agent 47 your so ridiculous how many other agents did they kill before you made the list. I am the hedgehog of power and the better adapted movie you have some dude from homeland which flopped harder than Jersey. I may be fan loved by Sega and all of its fans you look more as a waitor than you are a hitman. And speaking of which your just a double o fail you look like vin diesel if he got bored and drank ail. I am the best and you can never stop me. Because I always go fast and i've won peace

(Suddenly the Nostalgia Critic theme plays as he reveals himself)

Critic: Sonic, I have so many critiques against that verse. First only dissing the Agent and nobody else, that’s the worst. Your movie was originally crap until your creators listened to the fans. As for Agent 47, why cast Timothy Olyhphant?! Sheriff Grimes, you are just a dick. As for Batman, you always leave behind sidekicks. It's over men, the critic has made you all black and blue. I dissed this so you don't have to.

(Suddenly a strange figure in a cloak approaches them all)

???: Pathetic

(the figure reveals himself to be Nolan)

Nolan: You think your the best but you all slowly forget. I've created your rhymes which means I am better yet. I helped with this series and am such a true king. I been doing this before Cool Orchid was a thing. I am surpreme in my way and master of this all. your just pawns for this series that lets me dominate not fall. I'm like an overlord a master a sightseeker of time. I used all you characters without paying no dime. I came up with your battles and no one can't diss me I've won this big battle now kneel down and weep

(Suddenly holy music comes as a man with a beard and a glowing essence comes down)

Jesus: And god said let there be light. But to all of you, this isn't even a fight. Without me none of y'all will exist. So let me take all of you off my list. Batman you are a loner orphan. Grimes, you are less competent than a dolphin. Agent 47 you are absolutely going to hell. And speaking of Hell, Sonic's original form was as creepy as hell. Critic you are dick that makes me want to have amnesia. And Nolan makes more bad than good ideas. Is this battle done? Good. Because I rapped better than anyone in Hollywood!