Telephone

Telephone by ''Lady Gaga feat. Beyoncé'' is featured in First Steel of the Ninja, the first episode of Season One. It was sung by Rochelle Brooks and Karen Boonchuy.

While Rachel is posting up recruitment posters for New Directions in the girl's bathroom, Rachel greets Rochelle and takes notice of her after seeing her enjoy the Empire State of Mind performance. She attempts to recruit Rochelle and goes to put up some more posters but as Karen puts in her headphones and sings along to Lady Gaga's Telephone, Rochelle realizes the true potential and breaks into song with Karen. Mid-performance, Sue comes into the bathroom, and yells "SHUT UP!" Karen then tells Rochelle that the event never happened or took place and storms out of the girl's bathroom.

Short version
Karen:

Hello, hello, baby, you called

I can't hear a thing

I have got no service

In the club, you say, say

Wha-wha-what did you say?

Are you breakin' up on me

Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy

Rochelle:

K-Kinda busy

Karen:

K-kinda busy

Rochelle and Karen:

Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy

Rochelle:

Just a second

It's my favorite song they're gonna play

And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh

You should've made some plans with me

You knew that I was free

And now you won't stop calling me

I'm kinda busy

Karen (Rochelle):

Stop callin', stop callin'

I don't wanna think anymore

(I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor)

Stop callin', stop callin'

I don't wanna talk anymore

(I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor)

Karen:

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Rochelle: Stop telephonin' me)

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Rochelle: I'm bus—)

Full version
Karen:

Hello, hello, baby, you called

I can't hear a thing

I have got no service

In the club, you say, say

Wha-wha-what did you say?

Are you breakin' up on me

Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy

Rochelle:

K-Kinda busy

Karen:

K-kinda busy

Rochelle and Karen:

Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy

Rochelle:

Just a second

It's my favorite song they're gonna play

And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh

You should've made some plans with me

You knew that I was free

And now you won't stop calling me

I'm kinda busy

Karen (Rochelle):

Stop callin', stop callin'

I don't wanna think anymore

(I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor)

Stop callin', stop callin'

I don't wanna talk anymore

(I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor)

Karen:

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Rochelle: Stop telephonin' me)

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Rochelle: I'm busy)

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Rochelle: Stop telephonin' me)

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Rochelle: Ow!)

Can call all you want but there's no one home

And you're not gonna reach my telephone (Rochelle: Ooh-whoaa!)

'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb

Rochelle and Karen:

And you're not gonna reach my telephone! (Rochelle: Oh!)

Karen:

Call all you want, but there's no one home

And you're not gonna reach my telephone (Rochelle: Hey-hey!)

'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb

Rochelle and Karen:

And you're not gonna reach my telephone

Karen:

Boy, the way you blowing up my phone

Won't make me leave no faster

Put my coat on faster

Leave my girls no faster

I should've left my phone at home

'Cause this is a disaster

Calling like a collector

Sorry, I cannot answer

Not that I don't like you

I'm just at a party

And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing

Rochelle:

Sometimes I feel like I live in grand central station

(Tonight I'm not takin' no calls 'cause I'll be dancin')

Dancin' (I'll be dancin')

Dancin' (I'll be dancin')

Tonight I'm dancin' (Karen (with Rochelle): Tonight I'm not takin' no calls; ['Cause I'll be dancin'])

Karen:

Stop callin', stop callin'

I don't wanna think anymore

Rochelle:

I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

Karen:

Stop callin', stop callin'

I don't wanna talk anymore

Rochelle:

I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

Karen:

Stop callin', stop callin'

I don't wanna think anymore

Rochelle:

I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

Karen:

Stop callin', stop callin'

I don't wanna talk anymore

Rochelle:

Ooh, I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

Karen: Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Rochelle: Stop telephonin' me)

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Rochelle: I'm busy)

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Karen: Stop telephonin' me)

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh

Can call all you want but there's no one home

And you're not gonna reach my telephone

'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb

And you're not gonna reach my telephone

Call all you want but there's no one home

And you're not gonna reach my telephone

'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb

And you're not gonna reach my telephone

(My telephone)

(My-my-my telephone)

('Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin that bubb)

(And you're not gonna reach my telephone)

(My telephone)

(My-my-my telephone)

('Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin that bubb)

(And you're not gonna reach my telephone)

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