Mane Eight's Rescue Mission (Season 1 Episode 13: Pickles)


 * Squidward: Welcome to the Krusty Krab. My name is Squidward. May I take your order?
 * Clay: Hmmm... uhh... oh, I'll have a... [Squidward takes out pencil and paper] ...no. [Squidward puts pencil and paper away] Maybe... [takes out pencil and paper] ...no. [Squidward puts pencil and paper away] Hmmm... I'll have... [takes out pencil and paper] ...no. Or maybe...
 * Squidward: Are you planning on ordering today, sir?
 * Clay: I'll have a Krabby Patty. [Squidward writes down order]
 * Squidward: How original.
 * Clay: And with extra onions.
 * Squidward: Daring today, aren't we? [takes order and shows SpongeBob] One Krabby Patty, extra onions. [SpongeBob takes piece of paper and puts with the rest of the orders]
 * SpongeBob: One cryin' Johnny comin' up! First bun, then patty, followed by ketchup, mustard, pickles, extra onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and bun, in that order. One cryin' Johnny! Up! [bell rings]
 * Squidward: Whatever. [Jess comes up and tells Squidward what he wants and Squidward relays order to SpongeBob] Twelve Krabby Patties on wheat buns! [SpongeBob takes a plate and patties begin to appear on the plate]
 * SpongeBob: Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun. One dozen cryin' cows on the farm! Up! [Squidward takes the plate]
 * Squidward: Thanks, Farmer Brown. [at Jess] It's been a thrill serving you.
 * John: Can I get some extra salt?
 * Squidward: We're all out.
 * John: Could you check?
 * Squidward: No. [John glares at Squidward as he leaves. Bubble Bass walks up to order] Let me guess, I need a small salad?
 * Bubble Bass: I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. [Squidward gives up writing all of that down]
 * Squidward: We serve food here, sir. [SpongeBob shows Squidward he has already gotten the order done] 
 * SpongeBob: I got it already, Squidward. [gasps] Bubble Bass.
 * Bubble Bass: [pushes Squidward away] SquarePants. [walks to SpongeBob] I hear talk you make a mean Krabby Patty.
 * SpongeBob: [staring at Bubble Bass] Yep. I hear talk you're kinda picky.
 * Bubble Bass: Yep.
 * SpongeBob: Well then... here ya go! [Bubble Bass takes the plate and sits down where he examines the Krabby Patty until he decides to take a bite] Well, Bubble Bass, whaddaya think?
 * Bubble Bass: This is pretty good. Only one thing. You forgot the pickles! [shows no pickles on the patty]
 * Crowd: [gasp]
 * SpongeBob: No!
 * Bubble Bass: The best there is? I don't think so. You lose! [laughs]
 * SpongeBob: [checks patty for pickles] But, the pickles should be right where they always are. I know I put them on! [customers are disappointed; tears the patty apart, finding the pickles] Where are those pickles? Pickles? Pickles? Pickles?
 * Ozzy: [angry tone] You can't have pickles! You are going with BUBBLE BASS!!
 * SpongeBob: [screams] But Mr. Krabs! I don't want to go with Bubble Bass! I want to stay with Squidward and you here at the Krusty Krab!
 * Bubble Bass: Krusty Krab is not for you, and I won't allow you! You're going with me right this instant! I have a surprise for you! [takes SpongeBob away]
 * SpongeBob: MR. KRAAAAAAAAAABS!!!!!


 * Starlight Glimmer: I don't get it. SpongeBob has forget his pickles.
 * SpongeBob: NO! LET ME GO! STOP! HELP!!
 * Starlight Glimmer: SpongeBob's in trouble! I got to go tell Twilight and my friends!
 * Sunset Shimmer: And you see, there's something go right about it, get it, Applejack?
 * SpongeBob: [yelling, echoing] TWILIGHT! SPIKE! PINKIE! APPLEJACK! RAINBOW! RARITY! FLUTTERASHY! SUNSET! STARLIGHT! I NEED YOU NINE! IT'S THE EMERGACY! I'M IN TROUBLE AND BUBBLE BASS IS GONNA SEND ME TO THE FIVE VILLAINS FROM DARKWING DUCK!!
 * Negaduck: You belong with Megavolt, Quackerjack, Bushroot, Liquidator, and me, Negaduck! Also know as... [snarled tone] The Fearsome Five...!
 * SpongeBob: I JUST TOLD YOU THE FEARSOME FIVE ARE BACK FOR ME!! THEY'LL KILL ME FOR SURE IF YOU NINE DON'T HELP! JUST HELP ME!!!
 * Applejack: C'mon, y'all! We gotta save SpongeBob!
 * Twilight Sparkle: We're coming SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: NO!!


 * [In the Fearsome Five's lair]
 * SpongeBob: Girls! Spike!
 * Negaduck: They will never reach you.