Uncle Grandpa: The Movie/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Cartoon Network's 2018 film, Uncle Grandpa: The Movie.

Part 1
* Warner Bros intro plays *

Uncle Grandpa : hey guys we would like to warn you people about what you are about to see is spoilers every where

mr gus : Uncle Grandpa what are you doing?

Uncle Grandpa : giving out spoilers

mr gus : you can't do that

uncle Grandpa: why?

Mr gus : cuz fans wanna watch this movie so thay so what will happen

Uncle Grandpa: belly bag can start the movie

Belly bag : share thing uncle grandpa

* a hand pops up in belly bags mouth with a remote *

* the flim starts playing *

* Uncle grandpa theme starts playing *

* The logos appear on the screen*

* the screen goes black *

* The flim cuts to the neighborhood *

* In the RV*

Pizza steve: hey Uncle G can you give the pop corn

Uncle Grandpa: yeah

News reporter : your watching meaningless news if you see this man in your town you could be in danger why ? Well because 2 decides ago he was sent in a dark place by king grandpa

Pizza Steve: the king he looks like you uncle g

Uncle Grandpa: he does look like me

Mr gus : hey guys I say a man who looks a troll today

uncle Grandpa and Pizza Steve : WUT?

mr gus: yeah come look

* they walk out of the rv *

Uncle Grandpa : uh oh well we can't stand here come on

Martin Trollface: HA HA HA HA!

Uncle Grandpa: hey leave them alone

Martin Trollface: oh really

uncle Grandpa: yeah!

Martin Trollface: oh really your friends look interesting mind if I take you them

uncle Grandpa: WAIT WHAT?

* robot trolls grab Uncle Grandpa and friends by there arms

Giant Realisitic Flying Tiger: GROW!

uncle Grandpa: Giant Realisitic Flying Tiger no !

* she gets grabbed by the caller *

Martin Trollface: take them to my dark tower form far away

Uncle Grandpa: no !

Martin Trollface: I got them now HA HA HA HA HA HA!



Part 2
Uncle Grandpa: let me go !

Mr gus : help!

Pizza Steve : AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

* Tiny miracle and Frankenstein walk out of the rv

* They get grabbed too*

tiny miracle: oh uh

Martin Trollface: yes yes

uncle Grandpa: let us go  you Trollface!

Martin Trollface: ok fine

uncle Grandpa: that's a relief

Martin Trollface: instead  you will be let go but I'm taking your  friends  and you will be kicked out of the city!

Uncle Grandpa : no you can't do that !

* a troll kicks uncle grandpa in butt*

* He falls over a fence*

uncle Grandpa: ow that hurt  I gotta get back in

* he climbs over the fence *

* Uncle Grandpa tiptoes *

uncle Grandpa: I hope they don't find me

Security guard : and where do you think your going?

Uncle Grandpa: uh.....

Martin Trollface: Security I caught this  Idiot sneaking into the city on My  Security camera take this buffoon out Actually hes coming with me Take him to my dungeon

Security guard: as you wish

Uncle grandpa : NOOOOOOOOOO!

* A lightning bolt strikes Uncle grandpa is thrown into a dungeon*

Martin troll face : Lenny Take care of the prisoner While  I'm gone

Lenny : Yes sir your honour

Martin Trollface: Fish head come  With me

Fish head : ok Martin Trollface of evil im coming

Martin Trollface: Do you happen to know what I'm gonna do with you right

Uncle Grandpa: no I don't

Martin Trollface : Good because in 3 days your friends will be executed  And your city will be gone

Uncle grandpa: No I won't let you Do that

Martin Trollface: very well then you have to 3 days to rescue your friends or you and Everyone you know will go bye bye

uncle grandpa : oh no !

Part 3
* 4 Hours later *

mr gus : Uncle Grandpa what are you doing?

Uncle Grandpa: I'm escaping I'll come back for you And the rest of the gang in a couple Of days I promise

Tiny miracle: I hope so

Uncle Grandpa: OK guys wish me luck

All his friends: ok

Uncle Grandpa : wait

* he hugs mr gus *

* he hugs pizza steve *

* he kisses Giant Realisitic Flying Tiger *

* he hugs tiny miracle *

* he shakes Frankenstein's hand*

uncle Grandpa: ok good bye

Mr gus: bye

Pizza Steve: please come back uncle G

* he climbs down a rope *

belly bag: gee are you sure about this uncle grandpa

Uncle Grandpa: yup

* he bumbs into a man*

uncle Grandpa: oh sorry

Uncle king grandpa: thats ok kid say you look familiar

Uncle Grandpa: what?

uncle king Grandpa: never mind my name is uncle "king" grandpa but can just call me king and this is mega bag

Mega bug : how doin'

Belly bag : oh wow

Uncle king Grandpa: and this place is Grandpamana

Uncle Grandpa: oh cool!!!!!!

Uncle king grandpa : what did you just say

Uncle Grandpa : it was cool

Uncle king grandpa: ok that's what i thought you said anyway

* an old painting of a Grandpa touching a young boy's finger Parodying the Creation of Adam by Michelangelo*

Uncle King grandpa : You see Uncle grandpa Grandpa's have been helping children for centuries since the stone age

* They passed a statue of an Uncle grandpa thinking Parodying the thinker by Auguste robin*

Uncle Grandpa: wow So cool I want to learn about more

uncle King grandpa : well then hit it

* A pair of Bongo start playing *

Uncle king grandpa: 🎵 well uncle grandpa your in a town were every one good morning and all night long 🎵

Uncle Grandpa: oh wow I think I'm gonna love this place!

* Uncle king grandpa and uncle grandpa Walk on a salesman's head*

salesman: 🎵 well Nobody told me be bouncing on my head Somewhere else I belong!🎵

Uncle king grandpa : 🎵 because once you here you'll be saying good morning maybe in the evening not in the afternoon not if you thinking 🎵

Uncle Grandpa: 🎵but every day were believing 🎵

Uncle king grandpa: Now you're talking kid

Town folk: 🎵Maybe in the Evening not in the afternoon not if your thinking but everyday were believing Because Every day is wonderful every day is magical everyday sunsational every day is🎵

* A flock of people start flipping everywhere They come as a group A man and a woman is holding their son*

A little boy: is wonderful 🎵

Town folk🎵 Good morning all night long Good morning All night long good morning all night long good morning all night long good morning all night long 🎵

* King grandpa and Uncle grandpa sit near a river during the sunset*

Uncle king grandpa: Welcome to Our world kid

Uncle Grandpa: thank you oh ..... um do you Happened know this guy Martin Trollface

Uncle king grandpa: Martin Trollface Why that's the man who took lives of many I had this send him to the dark place

Uncle Grandpa: Oh boy tell me a story about him

Uncle king grandpa : OK long ago

* A flashback begins to start**

* a young king grandpa gets a crown on top of his head *

Uncle king grandpa: It was 22 Years ago I was crowned at only 24 years old after my dad passed away I was said to be the next king of grandpamana but then he came

* Martin Trollface appears in the distance*

Uncle king grandpa: he said

Martin Trollface: i am Martin Trollface and you will give me your world

Uncle king grandpa: But we said no then he caused a thunder storm that caused us all And use this ray to rip a hole causing a Tornado Sadly A lot of people are gone but most of us survived We moved right next to A world where no one could find us As soon as that happened I took him to the dark place We could be safe

Uncle Grandpa: aw that's sad

Uncle king grandpa you're telling me but were ok

Uncle Grandpa: Today I found Kidnapped my friends Could you help me get them back

Uncle king grandpa : Course I will kid

Uncle Grandpa: Thank you to have 3 days before we can do it though

Uncle king grandpa: OK then It's getting pretty dark we should head back to the Kingdom

Uncle grandpa : I want to see your Kingdom

Uncle king grandpa: OK let's go

Part 4
Uncle Grandpa: woah oh oh oh we don't even have to fight come king

Uncle king grandpa: were almost there,id

uncle Grandpa: oh ok

* the doors open with grandpa like angels holding a big ribbon that says welcome*

Uncle Grandpa: oh my Gosh

Uncle king grandpa: what do think

uncle Grandpa: oh my Gosh you have

* Uncle Grandpa and the king in a photo of indoor swimming pool *

Uncle Grandpa: a pool!

* Uncle Grandpa and the king at movie theater showing a super hero movie*

uncle Grandpa: a movie theater

* Uncle Grandpa and the king in Giant bed room jumping on a bed *

Uncle Grandpa: a giant bed room with a cailforna size bed

* Uncle Grandpa sides down on a side into a ball pit *

Uncle Grandpa: and how could forget a ball pit and......

* Uncle Grandpa playing a arcade game *

Uncle Grandpa : an arcade !

uncle king Grandpa : just don't pay any attention to the creepy robot band

* a colse up reference to colonely monster's monster time pizza palace from secret mountain fort awesome *

Uncle Grandpa: yikes

Lady bot : Just check the on you your Highness oh who's this

* she runs over and shakes his hand*

uncle king grandpa: This is Uncle grandpa I found him and this guy

Belly bag: what this guy?

Lady bot : It's an honour to meet you I'm lady bot

Uncle king grandpa: She's my assistant

uncle Grandpa: hello lady B

* He takes off his Bennie and kisses her hand

Lady bot : hee hee ....well any who What brings you to the RGK

Uncle Grandpa: well martin Trollface escaped and I was wondering if you could help save my home before it gets destroyed in 3 days

Lady bot : Martin Trollface escaped?

Uncle Grandpa: yeah that's why i need your help

lady bot: I'll help

Uncle Grandpa: OK that's good

* meanwhile in the dark tower *

Martin Trollface: so here is were gonna do were gonna stab uncle grandpa then push him down a waterfall and we take all of friends and foe of existence

Lenny: but why would you do that ?

Martin Trollface: well his dad who he doesn't is his dad send me to that dark p.ace long ago

lenny : oh.....can I have donut now

Martin Trollface: no

Fish head : how about we talk this out Martin

Martin Trollface: no

Fishhead: ok darn

Martin Trollface : his city will go bye bye and there is nothing he can to stop me

Fishhead : oh wow he is mean

lenny : I know right

Part 5

 * *The screen goes black for a couple of seconds*


 * *Uncle grandpa's face shows up*

Uncle Grandpa:  Good morning

Uncle king grandpa: All right let's  Kid how about you and I Go on a hike today

Uncle Grandpa: Oh yeah  But one quick question are we gonna have giant pancakes for breakfast

Uncle king grandpa:  Anything goes where it goes

Uncle Grandpa  :   Yes!

Lady-Bot:  The pancakes are ready

Uncle king grandpa : ok let's go kid

Uncle Grandpa: alright!

* 3 seconds later *

Uncle king grandpa:  Hey Uncle grandpa isn't this the most beautiful  City you've ever seen

Uncle Grandpa:  Yeah definitely oh....

Uncle king grandpa: what is it ?

Uncle Grandpa :  That's my mom's house

Uncle king grandpa: I don't think we should go in there

Uncle Grandpa:  Please

Uncle king grandpa: ok

Uncle Grandpa: let's go


 * *They walk inside the house*

Uncle king grandpa:  Wow this place Is Very familiar


 * *The king turns around uncles grandpa is standing behind his baby chair*

Uncle Grandpa: OK look this is where my mom used to feed me Come on


 * Uncle king grandpa  Steps on a creaking stair*

Uncle Grandpa: You might wanna be careful this place is like 2 decades old


 * *The door is open up to reveal Uncle grandpa's bedroom*

Uncle Grandpa: It's my bedroom My mom is to tuck  In this teeny tiny bed fully I could remember In this teeny tiny bed fully I could remember


 * *Mother grandpa Is getting ready to put A young Uncle grandpa in the bath tub*

Mother Grandpa:  Aint no mountain high aint no Valley low in no river wide enough If you need me call me no matter where you are no matter how far You don't have to worry


 * Mother grandpa runs on a hill*

Baby uncle grandpa:  Come on mom

Mother grandpa:  I'm coming baby


 * *They run towards each other and hug each other*

Mother grandpa: I love you

Baby uncle grandpa  I love you too mom


 * *Uncle grandpa looks at a picture of  him and his mom*

Uncle Grandpa:  I'm gonna miss her But I can't remember what happened

Uncle king grandpa:  I know kid  i know

Uncle Grandpa: oh we got 2 days left ........ Could you help me find my mom?

Uncle king grandpa:  She's probably dead

Uncle Grandpa :  No she can't be

Uncle king grandpa:  You know Martin trollface

Uncle Grandpa:  Yeah but I want to find her and see if she's O

Uncle king grandpa:  OK kid

Uncle Grandpa:  Now let's go save our friends and my mom

Part 6
Uncle Grandpa: king i hope she's ok

Uncle king grandpa: uh maybe

* in a cave *

Mother grandpa: oh Giant Realisitic Flying lion I hope I can see my son again

Giant Realisitic Flying lion: roar!

Mother grandpa: i know Giant Realisitic Flying lion its been 22 years but he's been gone for so  long and I haven't got to see him again i mean he's been gone for so long

Uncle Grandpa: oh look a cave !

Mother grandpa: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! HE IS HERE

uncle Grandpa : It's pretty dark

Uncle king grandpa : yup it sure is

* Mother grandpa charges at Him with a spear *

Mother grandpa: COME GET SOME!

Uncle Grandpa: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

uncle king grandpa: hey stop or I will send you to the dark place !

* She lands on uncle grandpa's chest*

Mother grandpa: WHO are you?

Uncle Grandpa: mom?

Mother grandpa: Uncle grandpa is that you baby boy?

Uncle Grandpa : yes I im

Mother grandpa it's you

* they hug each other *

Uncle king grandpa: awwww.. All right let's go

Mother grandpa: no

Uncle Grandpa: you can come with us

Mother grandpa: ok let me take Giant Realisitic Flying lion with me

Giant Realisitic Flying lion: meow?

* At the Royal grandpa Kingdom*

lady bot: Hey guys

uncle grandpa : Hey lady B

Uncle king grandpa: I yes great to be back home

* minions pop up all over*

Martin Trollface: HA HA HA I tricked you

uncle king grandpa: Martin what have you done

Martin Trollface: Nothing really Either that were the fact that your under my control now

Uncle Grandpa : But Martin troll face we had a deal You said ...

Martin Trollface: I changed my my thought now today I can Destroy this world

Uncle king grandpa: You can't do this

Martin Trollface: oh really

Part 7
* a lightning bolt strikes in the dark tower *

Uncle Grandpa: what do you want?

Martin Trollface: your life but anyway I have you now uncle grandpa and now you and everyone will vanish

Uncle king grandpa: i don't trust him kid

Martin Trollface: oh shut up lenny!

Lenny: yes sir

Martin Trollface: Anyways on with you

uncle grandpa : no!

Martin Trollface : then I will kill you

* Uncle Grandpa looks at mr guss*

Uncle Grandpa: mr gus I'm scared

Mother grandpa : i got this son

Uncle Grandpa : NOOOOO MOM NO!

Martin Trollface: NO! You and your stupid friends are crying because your mom is in my way of destroying uncle grandpa

uncle grandpa : Martin Trollface you hurt my one of my friends and family why are you doing this?

Martin Trollface:IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE DAD SEND ME TO A PRISON TOWER THAT'S WHY OKAY NO MORE TALKING I WILL KILL YOU ONCE AND FOR ALLLLL!

uncle Grandpa : you're my dad?

Uncle king grandpa: Yes i am I will tell later on in this movie anyway SO IT'S A FIGHT YOU WANT SO BRING IT MARTIN TROLLFACE !

Martin Trollface: oh ok

* Uncle Grandpa Throws a sheep At him*

Uncle Grandpa : hey......mom? MOM!

* he runs over to mom!*

uncle Grandpa: mom are you ok ?

Mother grandpa: Yes but it is my time to go

uncle Grandpa: no mom please don't go

Mother grandpa: it's my time

Uncle Grandpa: mom mom?

Uncle king grandpa: Uncle grandpa come on

uncle Grandpa: ohh...

Mr gus: Found this magic wond maybe it can work

Martin Trollface: wait

Lenny : no!

Mr gus : Not if I have anything to say about it And I do get ready To be stoned

Martin Trollface: what?

* Martin troll face and Lenny turn into stones*

Martin Trollface: You idiot look what you've done

lenny: Don't play me it was Their idea

Pizza Steve: Hey I think I found something

Martin Trollface: HEY DON'T TOUCH THAT YOU DON'T KNOW.......oh man

* Martin and Lenny fall down a black hole*

Martin Trollface: I'll be back you idiot

lenny: You should just leave the kid alone

Martin Trollface: shut up!

Part 8
Uncle Grandpa: Wow we did it

uncle king grandpa: All right little boy let's get out of here before the Kingdom collapse

Fish head : Ouch!

Mr gus: Are you OK?

Fish head : Yeah I'm all right

Uncle Grandpa: Hi I'm Uncle grandpa What's your name?

Fishhead: Well my name is fish head and I waz a maid but then you guys saved my life Thank you

Uncle king grandpa: No problem Hey would you like to be part of the grandpa Kingdom

Fish head: Of course!

(🎶 ain't no mountain high love ain't no mountain high love🎶)

Uncle king grandpa: The Kingdom is about to collapse

Uncle Grandpa: Let's get out here !

Uncle king grandpa: Let's get cool !

* The game lock out of here like Here with the explosion going Like they were enough spy movie wearing sunglasses*

( ain't no mountain high Enough aint no river wide enough Keep me from you ain't no mountain high love nothing can keep me keep me from you)

* A black screen appears*

* Uncle grandpa opens his eyes*

uncle Grandpa: What time to start today!

* The RV door opens*

(and momma used to say take your time young man and mama used to say Don't you rush the geto)

* A crowd of people chear uncle grandpa for saving him*

Uncle Grandpa: Wow were super heros

Mr gus: Yup And guess who had cubs

Uncle Grandpa: Giant Realisitic Flying Tiger you're a mom? That means I get to be an Uncle and also a granpa

Uncle king grandpa: And so do I

uncle Grandpa: I'm gonna name you 3 Emma Katy and Billy

The 3 cubs: meow!

Tiny miracle: Wow your a Robot just like me But you can fly and I have extendable arms but who cares about that would be love each other

Lady bot : oh you

Uncle king grandpa: All right guys The  Good deed of saving the world from this Horror known as Martin Trollface  I award you with I senior good deed I now resent you your satchels For you your friends and the RV from saving our world Your name shall be sir prince Uncle grandpa

Uncle Grandpa: And as it can get any better I'm Become a medal of honour

Mr gus: Wow Me Too!

Pizza Steve: Pizzas Steve is cool

tiny miracle: This is the best day of my life

Giant Realisitic Flying Tiger:GROW !

Giant Realisitic Flying Lion:ROAR!

the 3 cubs: meow meow meow

Uncle king grandpa : Come on guys let's make history

Uncle Grandpa : OK come on guys

(mamma used to say ow )

* The picture is snapped Of the gang and the amazing quest

* A black screen appears *

The lyrics for good morning by Fall Out Boy pit bull junior and Diana Ross:

Pitbull: Come and play to me all right let's go Hit it

Patrick stump:🎶 It's never felt like You spin next to me take your time it's all right But we can stand out reveal your destiny go ahead and try🎶

Diana Ross: 🎶Because together we are strong Come together and sing along Here my friends singing out loud🎶

Pitbull: yeah

All: 🎶It's time to begin what we've been told To let them show how we can help others every day it takes a little of a star but it never gets rough you know how we like to say🎶

Pitbull: woah Every day all night the evening grows just like were told come on now let's get happy  Good morning

Patrick stump: 🎶I've been waiting For the day to come soon I've been sitting here alone What will I do🎶

Diana Ross: 🎶I can feel how your growing I know that your there tomorrow is a new day🎶

Pitbull : I just like that we are done showing everyone how I feel So why I have to give it to you oh well that's OK because you know it's gonna good morning every day

all:🎶 It's time to begin what we've been told And I know your super blue but when the Sun comes up you know if

Junior: hey! Good morning

all: 🎶good morning 🎶

Junior : 🎶Good morning ohhhhoooo yeah baby 🎶

All: good morning

Pitbull: There's a lot we have to say

all :🎶good morning 🎶