Metal underwear

Metal underwear is the 45th episode

Characters Present

 * Wario
 * Lulu
 * Mona
 * Jimmy T
 * Kat and Ana
 * Dribble and Spitz
 * Young Cricket
 * Master Mantis
 * 9-Volt
 * 18-Volt
 * Orbulon
 * Dr. Crygor
 * Penny Crygor
 * Ashley and Red
 * 5-Volt
 * Fronk
 * Mike

Plot
The episode begins with 18 volt getting up at 8:00am

Transcript
(18 volt is in the bathroom, he is washing his face, but his shorts grow big and big, and bang)

18 volt: oh what?

9 volt: (offscreen) not a good old morning huh?

18 volt: no, these shorts grow

fronk: let me see (Holds a magnifying glass to see his ripped short shorts

fronk: hmm, not good stuff eh?

(wario and the gang enter the bathroom)

mike: don’t tell me your shorts became shorter

dr crygor: mike!

penny crygor: grandpa, don’t Be ridiculous

mona: Joe told me that your shorts grew larger, and then it popped! Like a balloon

wario: maybe, a metal one would do!

jimmy t: or these club shorts? (Holds club shorts)

mona: or temple shorts (Holds temple shorts)

dribble: or how about these? (Hold car shorts)

spitz: it has car prints

ashley: or how about, witch shorts

red: no, Ashley

kat: and ninja shorts?

ana: it should made you act like a girl

young cricket: or karate shorts

orbulon: or alien shorts

9 volt: guys! Guys! 18 volt said the metal one

18 volt: metal? Metal?! That has a song

mike: a song? A parody of my song?

mona: or mona pizza?

jimmy t: or body rock?

kat: or four seasons

dribble: and for drifting away and tomorrow hill?

18 volt: no, it’s a parody of the chicken song from spitting image

jimmy t, Mona, dribble, spitz, Ashley, red, dr crygor, Penny, Kat, ana, young cricket, master mantis, orbulon, mike and fronk: spitting image?

9 volt: is the show in 1984 to 1996?

18 volt: yes, it went (Sings) Wear a underwear in your legs Stick a belt on your waist Buy it when your in bed And then wear it in the bath Paint your underwear silver Then extract your belt Form a diamond city band And pretend your name is us

5 volt: hey 9 volt, guess what, 18 volt gets a metal underwear!

(the next day)

18 volt: (tries a metal underwear) yes! now that’s awesome!

lulu: awesome?

9 volt: yes, awesome

18 volt: well, Wear a underwear in your legs Stick a belt on your waist Buy it when your in bed And then wear it in the bath Paint your underwear silver Then extract your belt Form a diamond city band And pretend your name is us

9 volt: do it again!

18 volt: (high pitch in elmo voice) Wear a underwear in your legs Stick a belt on your waist Buy it when your in bed And then wear it in the bath

9 volt: ugh! That sounds horrible!

5 volt: how about in Cookie Monster voice? (Does a snap)

18 volt: (low pitch in Cookie Monster voice) Wear a underwear in your legs Stick a belt on your waist Buy it when your in bed And then wear it in the bath

9 volt: (started to faint) ugh! That was the worse pitch ever!

5 volt: 9 volt? What happened?

9 volt: 18 volt sang the metal underwear song in high and low pitch!

5 volt: call penny!

mike: i’m On it! Penny, 9 volt just fainted when he hears 18 volt sing the metal underwear song

penny: why?

dr crygor: because he began to faint after 18 volt sings the high pitch in elmo‘s voice and low pitch in Cookie monster’s voice

penny: right, how’d you know? (Turns on ear candy)

Ken the VJ: welcome back to ear candy!

Young cricket: master, ken is announcing a song

Ken the VJ: a new entry came today, it’s Mr 18 volt! Yeah! Awo!

(18 volt appears on tv)

18 volt: Its the time of year Now that Spring is now over When those two little people with their phones watching vids Make another song for the people that they laugh That nauseate-ate-ate In a million different ways From the older ones To the metalist one No matter where you see You just can't escape this dance

Wear a underwear in your legs Stick a belt on your waist Buy it when your in bed And then wear it in the bath Paint your underwear silver Then extract your belt Form a diamond city band And pretend your name is us

Skin yourself alive Learn to roll around in bed Let mum Climb a ladder And shout...

Citizens: IT’S PAST YOUR BEDTIME!

18 volt: Eat lots of blood when you rip off in your skin Casserole your game and listen to yourself with fronk

The beat is vibrating The sound is loud and grating Its truly nauseating Let's do the dance again

Wear a underwear in your legs Stick a belt on your waist Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars You would hear this song if you went into a bank

The water’s started running Learn that this metal underwear glows Climb into the tub And wash yourself until your clean Now you've heard it once Your rubber duck will sink by a metal underwear And though it shines so bright You'll be washing it for weeks

Wear a underwear in your legs Stick a belt on your waist Buy it in the shops And it’s like it is so wet! Everyone! Citizens: La la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la La la la la la la laaaaaaa

(Wario looks at a newspaper)

Wario: (laughing, but lulu took it) Hey!

Lulu: I don't want you reading those awful scandal sheets.

mike: (singing along to it) but maybe you counted to 100, you know

9 volt: yeah, I know, maybe a practice will be a good idea! Let’s do this!

(fronk gets the camera)

fronk: I got the camera

lulu: good

9 volt: mum, use a ladder during the song

5 volt: ok 9 volt, I hope you rap like your buddy

9 volt: thanks

fronk: metal underwear take 1

lulu: and action!

9 volt: 1 2 3 4!

18 volt: Its the time of year Now that Spring is now over When those two little people with their phones watching vids Make another song for the people that they laugh That nauseate-ate-ate In a million different ways From the older ones To the metalist one No matter where you see You just can't escape this dance

18 volt, dr crygor and mike: Wear a underwear in your legs Stick a belt on your waist Buy it when your in bed And then wear it in the bath Paint your underwear silver Then extract your belt Form a diamond city band And pretend your name is us

18 volt: Skin yourself alive Learn to roll around in bed Let mum Climb a ladder And shout...

Citizens: IT’S PAST YOUR BEDTIME!

18 volt: Eat lots of blood when you rip off in your...

(wario farts)

Lulu: cut!

(another take)

fronk: metal underwear take 2

lulu: and action!

9 volt: 1 2 3 4!

18 volt: Its the time of year Now that Spring is now over When those two little people with their phones watching vids Make another song for the people that they laugh That nauseate-ate-ate In a million different ways From the older butt To the metalist boob

lulu: enough!

(another take, few takes later)

fronk: metal underwear take 102

lulu: and action!

9 volt: 1 2 3 4!

18 volt: Its the time of year Now that Spring is now over When those two little people with their phones watching vids Make another song for the people that they laugh That nauseate-ate-ate In a million different ways From the older ones To the metalist one No matter where you see You just can't escape this dance

18 volt, dr crygor and mike: Wear a underwear in your legs Stick a belt on your waist Buy it when your in bed And then wear it in the bath Paint your underwear silver Then extract your belt Form a diamond city band And pretend your name is us

18 volt: Skin yourself alive Learn to roll around in bed Let mum Climb a ladder And shout...

Citizens: IT’S PAST YOUR BEDTIME!

18 volt: Eat lots of blood when you rip off in your skin Casserole your game and listen to yourself with fronk

The beat is vibrating The sound is loud and grating Its truly nauseating Let's do the dance again

18 volt, dr crygor and mike: Wear a underwear in your legs Stick a belt on your waist Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars You would hear this song if you went into a bank

18 volt: The water’s started running Learn that this metal underwear glows Climb into the tub And wash yourself until your clean Now you've heard it once Your rubber duck will sink by a metal underwear And though it shines so bright You'll be washing it for weeks. 9 volt!

9 volt: (rapping) Yo! You found that underwear that is not bronze, gold or platinum, it’s silver, it’s metal, everybody wears with him, because, I see, it shines so bright, it glows and glows and glows and glows, people of diamond city, are you happy about my bud, your selling, like hotcakes!

18 volt: Wear a underwear in your legs Stick a belt on your waist Buy it in the shops And it’s like it is so wet!

Everyone!

Citizens: La la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la La la la la la la laaaaaaa

Lulu: and cut!

Trivia
The metal underwear song is sung by 18 volt, a parody of the chicken song by spitting image, with mike and dr crygor as backup singers and 9 volt doing the rapping

This is the second time Wario counted to 100 before the song starts, the one being Hide and Now What?