The Mighty B! Season 3 (Adult Party Cartoon)

Camp Lazlo Season 1 (Uncut) & Season 2 (Uncut) DVD's Release in 2012, Camp Lazlo Season 3 (Uncut) DVD Release in 2013, Camp Lazlo Season 4&5 (Uncut) DVD Release in 2014 From Paramount Home Entertainment! Including The Pilot Episode, Monkey See! Camping Doo! at Special Features from Season 1 DVD. Including the Banned Episode from Toonami in the Year 2007, Bandicoot's Best Friend & Egg Yolkeo at Special Features from Season 4&5 DVD. As Seen on Cartoon Network at Television, Also Uncut DVD's on Adult Swim. Only for Teenagers & Adults can watch it.

The Big Cheese

 * (Deleted Scene #1)
 * Scoutmaster Lumpus: Children! This is all very humanist i'm sure but i've haven't in time to be entertaining you're ridicules stories about...DEADLY? KAFFIZLE? RIVER? CHEESE? WHEELS?
 * Lazlo, Raj & Clam: (scared & tingling)
 * (Lazlo runs away from scoutmaster lumpus house & grab the plug from the light bulb)
 * Lazlo: This will work i hope!
 * (Raj, Clam & Scoutmaster Lumpus Crying)
 * Lazlo: Hang on Scoutmaster Larry! I'm Coming!
 * (Lazlo pulls out from scoutmaster lumpus mouth & it didn't work)
 * Lazlo: This is bad you guys! This is very bad! (Crying) I Don't Wanna make scoutmaster larry die in heaven!
 * Raj: (Crying) Me Too!
 * Scoutmaster Lumpus: Oh! this is all my fault! Oh! I'm so depressed!

There's No Place Like Gnome

 * (Deleted Scene #1)
 * Slinkman: (Gasps) Wait a minute! Jolly wood gnome? No. No. No! That's not how it goes! It's "Beware the teeth of the deadly wood gnomes. They'll bite your leg when you're all alone! Then they'll drag you back to their little gnome home, They'll popped you're eyeballs out, They'll chopped off you're arms, They'll take away you're guts, where they'll boil you for stew till you're nothing but bone!"
 * Samson: Oh, my. Look at the time. Catch you later, Ed.
 * (Everyone Leaves)
 * Lazlo: (Crying) No! Edward! I'm sorry I got the song wrong, buddy!
 * Edward: No! Don't go! I don't wanna get eaten! (Buries his face into Slinkman and cries) My final moments are gonna be spent in the mouths of pink-cheeked, bearded miniature mutants that inspired hideous lawn ornaments! How am I gonna explain this to my mother?
 * (Deleted Scene #2)
 * Edward: It's almost sunset. (He runs to the Mess Hall) Dave! Ping-Pong! You gotta help me get past Lumpus' scout chair before the gnomes eat me! (The Loons run away. Edward runs to the Dung Beetles) Chip! Skip! My dearest, oldest pals! You gotta help me! (The Dung Beetles run away. Later, Edward meets the Lemmings, swimming in the lake) Oh. Hey there, fellas. We're gonna go pick one of Lumpus' nose hairs so I don't get eaten by gnomes. What do you say? (After the Lemmings leave, then a school of fish and a viking ship full of viking skeletons row out of the lake pass by, he lays down on the ground, crying) I don't wanna popped my eyeballs out! I don't wanna chopped off my arms! I don't wanna take away my guts! I don't wanna get boiled to the bone! (Lazlo arrives)
 * Lazlo: (Crying) I'm sorry, buddy! This is all my fault! If only we had a nose hair from Lumpy! (Both are now lying on the ground, bawling.)
 * Edward: It's no use! I'm so sorry, lazlo! I'll never be bully to you again!
 * Lazlo: But can't we try something together b-b-before you get boiled?

Hold it Lazlo

 * (Alternate Scene #1)
 * Edward: Lazlo! If I know any better! I say you about to go to the bathroom on the defenseless tree like an unculture savage beast.
 * Lazlo: But I Really have to Go But there's no place to go in camp.
 * Edward: Did you try Acorn Flats?
 * Lazlo: They've have Bathrooms?
 * Edward: Girls have bladders too.
 * Patsy: I Don't Know Lazlo, but tell me again why are you asking?
 * Lazlo: BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO!
 * Patsy: Whoa!
 * Nina: What's wrong with him?
 * Patsy: That is definitely to ask someone what is wrong with lazlo?
 * Lazlo: I'm Sorry! Pretty Please! (grunting) Pretty Please if you just...Wait a second? Girls Bathroom? (Screaming)
 * Patsy: Ew!
 * Gretchen: What's the hold-up Monkey-Pants!
 * Lazlo: Oops! It's Not Boys Bathroom! I'm Sorry! It's not what it looks like! Where's the Boys Bathroom?
 * Gretchen: I Hate to break it to you, ain-stein! But this isn't all girls can! There is no Boys Bathroom!
 * Patsy: What kind of Selfish are you?
 * (Patsy Slaps Lazlo in the Face)
 * Lazlo: Ouch!
 * Edward: (Singing) do! do! do! do! do! do! (Stop Singing) Huh? What? Oh No! My Sign!
 * (Deleted Scene #1)
 * Fancy Pants: Oh, Edward, honey, fashion diapers are so last year. (Follows his brothers, leaving Edward standing on the table.)
 * Edward: But... it's not a diaper, it's a TINKLE TOOOOOOOOOG! I've made it with Time Bombs!
 * Everyone: YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
 * Lazlo: Oh No!
 * Everyone: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * (Camp Kidney Explodes & Then Disappears)
 * Lazlo: I Hate Tinkle Togs! (Off-Screen)
 * (The End)

Banned Episodes:

 * Monkey See! Camping Doo! (Pilot Episode)
 * Bandicoot's Best Friend (Voiced By Dee Bradley Baker) (As seen on Toonami)
 * Egg Yolkeo (As seen on Toonami)

DVD Trailers Transcript

 * Season 1 & 2 (Uncut) Trailer (2012)
 * Narrator: Now on DVD! Once upon a time, Cartoons were for children. Little 4 year olds who lived with their Mommies. Sweet silly Cartoons. Until...
 * Lazlo: Rise and shine, me wee laddy gnome!
 * Edward: (Screams)
 * Lazlo: We have only a few short hours to prepare!
 * Edward: Prepare for what?!
 * Lazlo: This!
 * Narrator: Camp Lazlo! The first cartoon make you wet you're pants & not run & change is finally come to dvd.
 * Lumpus: The motherload! (Laughs) Ooh. This will do.
 * Narrator: See the first two seasons of the show that Redivide cartoons for the entire generations. Now Completely Uncut!
 * Edward: Okay! I'm a...I'm a...I'm a Big Boy.
 * Raj: (Screams) The Horror! The Horror! I Can not Look.
 * Narrator: This Collector's Edition Box Set Features The Originally History Making Episodes.
 * Chef Mcmuesli: Nobody Knows! It's a Mystery!
 * Narrator: Behind the Scenes Featurettes! Commentary by Series Creator Joe Murray! & Much Much More!
 * (COMING SOON!)