The Primitive Episode (South Park)

The Primitive Episode is an upcoming South Park episode which features the prehistoric ancestors of the modern day characters.

Synopsis
100 million years before the events of the series premiere of South Park, the prehistoric ancestors of Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny, named "Cartar", "Klock", "Stoug", and "Kenu", and several other characters are struggling to survive from natural disasters and always take refuge in caves. The story is a juxtaposition of modern everyday satire but during the cretaceous period.

Caveman language
The characters speak in a primitive language that is mostly incomprehensible gibberish, which is partly derived from other languages, including French, English, Japanese, Korean, Italian, Spanish, German, etc.

Trivia

 * The language the characters speak appears to be a polyglot language, which borrows words and - such as they are - grammatical rules from many different languages. The language contains some elements of English, with words like "Banana", "Potato", "Apple", "Idiot", "Ready", "Grease", etc. The additional following languages are:
 * Spanish: "para tú" (roughly "for you"), "la bōda" ("the wedding"), "Buenos días" ("good morning"), "Mi familia es lo primero" ("my family comes first"), "Uno, dos, tres, vaya" ("One, two, three, go"), "de nada" ("you're welcome"), "¿Que pasa hermano?" ("What's up brother?"), "Todos saben que eres lo peor" ("everyone knows you're the worst"), "El hombre loco de pollo" ("the crazy chicken man"), "hijo" ("son"), and "Leche" ("milk").
 * Portuguese: "Podemos ir agora, por favor?" ("can we go now please?"), "Você acha que eu quero estar aqui, Klock?" ("You think I even want to be here, Klock?"), "Obrigado ("thank you"), "Eu estava comendo um bife na minha casa quando minha cadeira se soltou" ("I was eating a steak in my house when my chair broke loose"), "Diga ao seu amigo para me esperar" ("Tell your friend to wait for me"), "Você pode cortar as cenouras?" ("Can you cut the carrots?"), "O que é protetor solar?" ("What is sunscreen"), and "Dá o fora" ("get lost").
 * French: "Salut papy, comment va la vie?" ("Hi grandpa, how is life"), "Dieu est le créateur du ciel et de la terre. La lune brille la nuit et le soleil brille le jour" ("God is the creator of Heaven and Earth. The moon shines at night, and the sun shines during the day"), "Pouvez-vous s'il vous plaît prendre le contrôle de vos émotions, groupe?" ("Can you please get in control of your emotions, bunch?"), "Cinq, quatre, trois, deux, Un" ("Five, four, three, two, one"), and "C'est tout ce que j'ai" ("It's all I have").
 * Haitian Creole: "Bonjou, mwen renmen kote sa a prale" ("Hello, I like where this is going"), "mwen rayi ou men mwen renmen ou" ("I hate you but I love you"), "bonswa" ("good evening"), "Mwen pral touye ou Cartar!" ("I'm gonna kill you Cartar!"), "Padon, mwen pa pale nèrd" ("Sorry, I don't speak nerd"), and "Papa ka ale nan lanfè" ("Dad can go to hell").
 * Italian: "Non voglio parlarti" ("I don't want to talk to you"), "Non mordere più di quanto puoi masticare" ("Don't bite off more than you can chew"), "Il tuo spregevole" ("Your despicable"), "Dio tace questo bastardo" ("God silence this bastard"), and "non mi interessa" ("I don't care").
 * Romanian: "Știu ce faci fastass!" ("I know what you're doing fatass!"), "laş" ("coward"), "wow, cu adevărat uimitor și curajos, bravo" ("Wow, really stunning and brave, bravo"), "Nouă zile întregi" ("Nine whole days"), and "Ești atât de plin de mânie și ai nevoie de ajutor pentru gestionarea ei" ("You are so full of anger and you need help managing it").
 * Russian: "да" (Dä, "yes"), "Заткнись, глупый дебил" (Zatknis', glupyy debil, "Shut up you stupid tard"), and "град сатана" (grad satana, "hail satan").
 * Ukrainian: "Вам потрібна допомога" (Vam potribna dopomoha, "You need help"), Мама Клока - дурна товста сука (Mama Kloka - durna tovsta suka, "Klock's mom is a stupid fat bitch), "Це прямо протилежність корисним, дівчата." (Tse pryamo protylezhnistʹ korysnym, divchata, This is the exact opposite of helpful, girls).
 * German: "Du bist ein sehr hübscher kleiner Junge" ("You are a very handsome little boy"), "Du bist Müll" ("You're trash"), "Es ist mir egal, ob du ein Junge bist, ich werde dir in den Arsch treten" ("I don't care if you're a boy, I'm gonna kick your ass"), "Mädchen" ("Girl"), "Bringen es an, Hündin" ("Bring it on, bitch"), and "Temperament" ("temper").
 * Polish: "Do nas" ("to us"), "Chciałbym ponownie rozważyć twoją obecną decyzję" ("I would reconsider your current decision"), "Chcę cię z powrotem" ("I want you back").
 * Mandarin: "水下下雨吗？" (Shuǐ xià xià yǔ ma?, "Rain underwater"), "拿着" (Názhe, "take it"), "我想我恋爱了" (Wǒ xiǎng wǒ liàn'àile, "I think I'm in love with you"), and "生气" (Shēngqì, "piss off").
 * Japanese: kanpai / 乾杯, translating to "cheers", "おめでとう" (Omedetō, "congratulations"), "あなたを祝福します、あなたの魂を祝福します" (Anata o shukufuku shimasu, anata no tamashī o shukufuku shimasu, "Bless you sir, bless your soul"), "焼き鳥" (Yakitori, "grilled chicken), and "彼らの血はあなたの手にあります" (Karera no chi wa anata no te ni arimasu, "Their blood is on your hands").
 * Korean: "난 사랑에 빠지지 않아 잊지 마세요" (nan salang-e ppajiji anh-a ij-ji maseyo, "I'm not in love with you so don't forget it"), "무슨 일이야?" (museun il-iya?, "What is wrong with you?"), "Hana (하나), Dúl (둘), Sae (From Set [셋]" meaning "One, Two, Three"), "돼지 어 Where 어?" (dwaeji eo Where eo?, "where's the pig"), and 그가 여기서 뭐하는거야? (geuga yeogiseo mwohaneungeoya?, "What's he doing here?").
 * Vietnamese: "Vâng, tôi đang nói chuyện với bạn" ("Yeah, I'm talking to you"), "Đừng gọi tôi ông nội bạn quỷ mắt xanh" ("Don't call me grandpa you blue-eyed demon"), "Quá nhiều áp lực" ("Too much pressure"), "Hãy suy nghĩ hợp lý, em yêu" ("Think logically, honey").
 * Tagalog: "Ang politika mo ay nagbigay sa akin" ("Your politics bore me"), "ang bato" ("the rock"), "Mayroon kang isang nais na kamatayan, ha? Maaari akong makatulong sa na" ("You got a death wish, huh? I can help with that"), "lumayo ka sa akin" ("get away from me"), and "may mga isyu ang taong ito" ("this guy's got issues").
 * Indonesian: "Terima Kasih Cintaku" ("thank you my love"), "berhenti di sana penjahat kriminal" ("stop right their criminal scum"), "apa yang kau bicarakan?" ("what are you babbling about?"), and "Bicaralah" ("speak up").
 * Arabic: "انا بحاجة الى مساعدة" ('iinaa bihajat 'iilaa musaeada, "I need help"), and "هذا ليس عدلاً" (hadha lays edlaan, "this isn't fair").
 * Hindi: "यहाँ से निकल जाओ बच्चा" (yahaan se nikal jao bachcha, "get out here kid"), and "मुझे इस एहेसास से नफरत है" (mujhe is ehesaas se napharat hai, "I hate this feeling").
 * Yiddish: "איר'רע קאַרמאַ איז אַלע מינים פון פאַלש" (ir're karma iz ale minim fun falsh, "you're karma is all kinds of wrong"), and "איך בין דער מענטש" (ikh bin der mentsh, "I am the man").
 * Swahili: "Fungia" ("freeze"), "ipate sasa" ("find it now"), "Nitakupachika kupitia mwamba huu" ("I will impale you through this rock"), "Inabidi niende" ("i gotta go").
 * Chichewa: "Gosh kukonza" ("gosh darn it") and "Mwati chiyani?" ("What did you say?").
 * Many words and phrases that the characters speak appears to be borrowed from the "Minionese" language from the Despicable Me franchise.