Sexercise Rap

The Sexercise Rap is a song from Avenue Q performed in a skit of what looked like an exercise program, except done with sex. It is performed mainly by Spamela Hamderson, Celina, Stephanie, Bean, and Gabi leading with the following joining the chorus: Lauren, Justine Elliot, Eureeka, Brenda, Amber O'Neill, Olive Hoover, Matilda Honey, Cory Crow, Juliet Greenberg, Connie Lew, Devyn Puett, Jennifer Love Hewitt, the Kidsongs Kids (Kelly Chan, Tiffany Bailey, Julie Ann Gourson, Tina Marie Espinoza, Kristy Lynn Espinoza, Bre Seltzer, Andrea Schuette, Hillary Hollingsworth and Katie Polk), Gabi, Alex Mack, Selena Gomez, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Faith, Jasmine, Drew Baringmore, Sally Mae Beauregard, Barbara Jo & Bridget Bimbo, and Nari. Together, they're all in colorful skintight workout outfits, dancing and moving to the beat of the Sexercise Rap.

[SPAMELA HAMDERSON]

Come on, everybody, gather 'round

It's time for a workout, get off the ground

We're gonna get moving, feel the beat

But this workout's got a little heat

[SPAMELA HAMDERSON, CELINA, STEPHANIE, BEAN AND GABI]

Sexercise, it's the way we move

Burning calories, getting in the groove

Feel the rhythm, let your body sway

Sexercise, let's do it every day

[CELINA]

Stretch your arms up, touch the sky

Move your hips side to side, oh my!

[GABI]

Feel the burn, feel the pulse

This workout's gonna make you convulse

[ALL]

Sexercise, it's the way we move

Burning calories, getting in the groove

Feel the rhythm, let your body sway

Sexercise, let's do it every day

[STEPHANIE]

We're not talking 'bout the birds and bees

But our moves will bring you to your knees

[BEAN]

It's a secret recipe for ecstasy

Keep it discreet, it's just you and me

[ALL]

Sexercise, it's the way we move

Burning calories, getting in the groove

Feel the rhythm, let your body sway

Sexercise, let's do it every day

[STEPHANIE]

So come on, let's get physical and fun

[BEAN]

Avenue Q's the place where it's all begun

[GABI]

Let the music guide you, feel the flow

[ALL]

Sexercise, let your body glow!

Trivia

 * The setting of the whole segment with kids performing alongside the leaders is inspired by the Dance! Workout with Barbie video, to bring a nostalgic and playful touch to the scene. In fact, Jennifer Love Hewitt is dressed in the same workout outfit her real life self wore when she performed in said video, while Devyn Puett, Tiffany Bailey, and Julie Ann Gourson wore the same workout outfits their real live selves wore in the "Bend Me, Shape Me" music video in "Kidsongs: The Wonderful World of Sports" (retitled as "Kidsongs: Let's Play Ball!" in 1990).
 * Tina Marie Espinoza's workout outfit she's wearing is an homage to when her real-life self wore a red soccer uniform in "Kidsongs: The Wonderful World of Sports" [retitled as "Kidsongs: Let's Play Ball!" in 1990]. Her sister Kristy Lynn's workout outfit is an homage to when her real-life self wore bright yellow clothes in "Kidsongs: A Day with the Animals" (1986).
 * Bre Seltzer's workout outfit is an homage to how she wore a blue shirt at the beginning of "Kidsongs: Very Silly Songs" (1991), "Kidsongs: We Wish You a Merry Christmas" (1992), and "Kidsongs: Play Along Songs" (1993), the latter where she appeared in the song "Bumpin' Up and Down" wearing a light blue shirt and pulling Katie Polk on the wagon.
 * Andrea Schuette's workout outfit Hillary Hollingsworth's workout outfit are an homage to the camp outfits they wore in "Kidsongs: A Day at Camp" (1990).
 * Katie Polk's pink workout outfit is a slight homage to back when she wore a pink Kidsongs club shirt and light blue denim overall shorts in "Kidsongs: Play Along Songs" (1993).
 * Gabi's outfit is an homage to the outfit she wore in Sesame Street's "Get Up and Dance", back when she was a kid.
 * Alex Mack's workout outfit having a backward cap is an homage to how she almost always wears a hat in the series "The Secret World of Alex Mack".
 * Nari's pink workout outfit is an homage to the sexy pink bikini she wore in "Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry".