Little Audrey (1956, Pre-Origin Story) (Nostalgia Critic)

NC: Hello, I'm Astro Boy. I remember it so you have to. It's no secret that films have had a bit of a checkered past.

(Cut to a montage of clips of scenes in movie: Casper...)

Casper: Hi?

(Kat faints)

(...Casper: A Spirited Beginning...)

(a girl screams, Casper plug his ears)

(...Sad Sack [1957])

(Jerry Lewis as Sad Sack, he salutes with Maj. Shelton)

Maj. Shelton: Go away.

(Back to Astro Boy)

Astro Boy: Pretty good and bad, apparently. But the one film that everyone agrees is--

Voice: Sigh...

Astro Boy: (looking around) Hello?

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Astro Boy: Just stick "racism jerk" on the cover and we'll be good. (The image of the final shot of Petunia knocks the man with his box is shown with the caption "RACISM JERK")

(We go to a commercial. When we come back, we see Scar activating his plan, luring Simba into a gorge and leaving him there)

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Astro Boy (vo): So the stranger attempt to kill Little Audrey into a field where the all-American half-orphaned girl played with the birds. When suddenly, he wore a bear suit and tries to kill her.

(Then, he prepares to kill Little Audrey, but cannot bring himself to do it)

Astro Boy (vo): He finds he can't actually kill that girl, but he decides to tell her to run away as proof.

The man with a bear suit: Run away! Never come back! Go! GO!

Astro Boy (vo): The stranger tells him to run away. Who knew? Heck, maybe even Snow White has a similar backstory.

(As Little Audrey running through the Snow White-esque woods, Suddenly, footage of the Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs movie is mixed in comparison)

Astro Boy: (hastily) Sorry, that was from the Disney movie, but it's wonderfully hard to tell, isn't it?

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