User blog:GreenGrassCreeper34/Some Incorrect Velocity: The Dark Human Slayer Quotes


 * Velocity: Everyone, just so you know, I'm moving to Isla Nublar.
 * Shunky: ...Well, fuck you, Gurkha!
 * Velocity: Fuck you too, Carlos! In fact, fuck all of y'all! You're the reason why I'm moving!


 * Brimstone: (looking at a picture of Aku) Ooh... Hey there, sexy mama!


 * Synla: Hola, soy Synla!
 * Velocity: (screams like a girl and gets killed, only for it to be a nightmare) AGH!


 * Shunky: (whispers) Psst! Velocity! Guess what!
 * Velocity: What?
 * Shunky: (turns into a pufferfish) ÆUGH!
 * Velocity: NANI THE FUCK?!


 * Shunky: Bitch, if you don't get the fuck out of here, Imma eat yo ass!
 * Brimstone: ... (Laughs) Eat my ass? You serious- (Shunky eats his ass... Literally) AAAUGH!!! OH, THE PAIN! THE TEETH OF THE TRICERATOPS SINKING INTO THE SKIN OF MY ANUS!