Grizzly's Big Movie/Transcript

The following is a WIP transcript for the 2029 American 2D/3D computer animated fantasy comedy adventure film, Grizzly's Big Movie,

Part 1: What Are You Watching
(Shows Walt Disney Logo)

(Shows Buena Vista Logo)

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(Shows Disney Channel Logo)

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(Shows Pixar Logo)

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FADE IN:

(The camera slowly pans down to a bed. Teddy Wardo (15), a cartoon teddy bear, sits on the bed with his laptop.)

(Suddenly, we hear a knock on the door.)

Monkey: (outside the bedroom) Teddy, what are you doing?

Teddy: Uh, uh, nothing dad!

Monkey: I don't believe you for one second. I'm coming in!

Teddy: (to himself) Damn it!

(Monkey enters Teddy's room.)

Monkey: Teddy, what are you watching?

Teddy: I wasn't watching anything!

Monkey: Then why is your search history full of...

Teddy: (angry) I WASN'T WATCHING THAT I SWEAR!

Monkey: Your search history says otherwise...

Teddy: (sighs) Fine, I was watching that.

Monkey: Next time you do that, you're grounded for 6 months!

Teddy: Whatever you say, dad.

(Monkey exits the room. He walks down the hallway, frustrated)

Monkey: Sometimes I just wish that damn kid was gone...

(Monkey's older son, Grizzly (16), bumps into Monkey)

Grizzly: Oh, hey Monkey. What you up to?

Monkey: I just caught Teddy red handed looking at...internet stuff.

Grizzly: Well, Teddy's a weirdo. Ok bye!

(Grizzly walks past Monkey into another room)

(Grizzly jumps up and down on the couch)

Grizzly (V.O.): My name is Grizzly Shicklemin Wardo, and I live with my family in Atlantic City, New Jersey. My family members are Teddy, Bobby, Monkey, and our personal Chef, Chef Frank.

(We see Teddy and Grizzly laying in bed, shoving each other, Bobby trying to steal Grizzly's phone, and Chef Frank cooking book pages in a frying pan)

Grizzly (V.O.): A little bit about myself, I love the New York Giants, my favorite show is HiHiPuffyAmiYumi, and my favorite movie is Turning Red.

(We see Grizzly and Bobby watching Turning Red together. Teddy stares at them with anger)

Grizzly (V.O.): Bobby shares my interests, but if I like something Teddy doesn't like, I know I'm in for a rude awakening.

(Teddy crumbles up a note and throws it at Grizzly)

Teddy: Read it and weep!

Grizzly: (reading) Stay 6 feet away! (angry) MY ASS!

(Teddy and Grizzly engage in a fist fight)

(We see Monkey laughing at his favorite sitcom, Johnny & Friends)

Monkey: (laughing) Oh, Johnny, you're so, (sputters) funny!

Grizzly (V.O.): My dad, Monkey, is pretty weird. He likes to laugh inappropriately loud at his favorite TV show...

(We see Monkey giving a speech to the whole Wardo family, including Chef Frank)

Grizzly (V.O.): He is also a huge fan of family meetings. And that's pretty much it!

Monkey's Announcement
(The Wardo family, except Monkey, gathers around the table to eat.)

Chef Frank: Ok guys, I made your favorite: Pan Roasted Potato Pages!

Teddy: (annoyed) Ugh, we always have pan roasted potato pages!

(Chef Frank gets all up in Teddy's face)

Chef Frank: Be grateful, you little shit!

Teddy: Fine.

Grizzly: I don't see why we have to eat this, we're plush toys. We don't have stomachs, or any other organs. We don't have to go to the bathroom, or any of that.

Teddy: It took you that long to figure that out?

Chef Frank: Fine! Since you wanna be ungrateful shits, I'm throwing the potato pages out!

Teddy: Good.

(Monkey comes over the house PA system)

Monkey: (over PA) Attention everyone in the house, come in here! It's time for a big meeting!

Teddy: Ugh, not again!

Grizzly: C'mon guys, let's go.

Monkey: Alright, let's make sure you're all here: Grizzly, check, Bobby, check, Chef Frank, check, and Teddy, not too happy with you right now, check.

Teddy: What did I do?

Monkey: You know damn well what you did! Anyway, I called you all in here because I have a big announcement!

Grizzly: What is it? Are we playing another sport, is someone coming?

Monkey: No, even better! We're moving to Characterville!

Grizzly: (excited yet curious) Wait, you mean, the place from Who Framed Roger Rabbit 2?

Monkey: Yep, that's the one!

(Everyone, except Teddy, jumps up and down with excitement)

Chef Frank: Finally! A new place for me to cook!

Grizzly/Bobby: (singing and dancing) We're going to Characterville! We're going to Characterville! We're going to Characterville!

Teddy: (raging)  WHAT?!  'HELL NO! I'M NOT GOING TO THAT CHILDISH HELLHOLE! I'M NOT GOING TO CHARACTERVILLE!'

Monkey: (angry) TEDDY! If you ever have one of those outbursts again, I'm gonna sell you on Facebook Marketplace!

Teddy: (mockingly) Ooh, so scary!

Monkey: Alright everyone, I want you to pack up your stuff to be ready for tomorrow!

(Teddy quickly storms out of the room, while Chef Frank, Grizzly and Bobby dance out of the room)

Mr. Complainer
Grizzly/Chef Frank/Bobby: (dancing) We're going to Characterville! We're going to Characterville! We're going to Characterville!

(Teddy walks in drinking Jack Daniel's whiskey)

Teddy: (muttering) Jack Daniel's, if you please, knock me to my knees...

Grizzly: You're not old enough for Jack Daniel's!

Teddy: Nah, this is the "non-alcoholic" version.

(Teddy throws the bottle against the wall)

Grizzly: Teddy, stop being such a drag and pack your suitcase! I'm so excited for Characterville!

Teddy: Yeah, well I'm not!

Bobby: Teddy, I'm gonna start calling you Mr. Complainer.

Chef Frank: Mr. Complainer? That has a nice ring to it!

Grizzly: Let's sing about it!

Teddy: Oh no, I knew this was gonna happen!

Grizzly/Bobby/Chef Frank: (singing) ♩We're going to a town called Characterville, full of laughter and cheer, but our brother named Teddy, is frownin' ear to ear. He grumbles and he moans, doesn't want to join the fun, with every excuse he makes, his complaints weigh a ton. Oh, Mr. Complainer, why won't you see? Characterville's the place to be! With joy all around, and smiles in the air, but Mr. Complainer just doesn't care. He says, "I don't wanna dance, I don't wanna sing, Characterville's not my kind of thing." He scoffs at the laughter, turns away from the joy, but little does he know, it's all just a ploy. Oh, Mr. Complainer, why won't you see? Characterville's the place to be! With joy all around, and smiles in the air, but Mr. Complainer just doesn't care!♩

Teddy: (half shocked, half livid) You guys got some nerve...

Grizzly: Sorry if our song offended you, Mr. Complainer!

(Teddy storms out of the room)

Bobby: Bye bye, Mr. Complainer!

Teddy: You guys are gonna be responsible for packing my stuff!

Grizzly: Oh, sure!

Part 3: Moving Day
(Monkey enters the kids' bedroom)

Monkey: Wake up you candy asses! It's time to get on the road!

Teddy: Dad, what'd I tell you yesterday? I'm not going to Characterville!

Monkey: Too bad, so sad! Now get in the car!

(Everyone gets in the car)

Grizzly/Bobby/Chef Frank/Monkey: (dancing) We're going to Characterville! We're going to Characterville! We're going to Characterville!

Teddy: Monkey, it is alright if I bring my Jack Daniel's non-alcoholic whiskey with me on this road trip?

Monkey: Jack Daniel's whiskey? No, you can't bring it! You're not David Allan Coe!

Teddy: Fine.

(He throws the bottle in a nearby trash can)

Monkey: Alright, now get in the car! We have to go.

(Teddy and Monkey get in the car)

(The car cruises down the highway)

Grizzly: So Monkey, how long we gonna be on the road for?

Monkey: I'd say a good three hours.

Teddy: ''Three hours. Three...FUCKING...HOURS!''

Monkey: Watch your language, Teddy!

Teddy: Whatever.

(Teddy finds fake rubber feces on the floor of the car)

Teddy: (to himself) I've got an idea!

(Teddy throws the fake feces behind Grizzly and makes a farting sound)

Monkey: Who farted?

Grizzly: (embarrassed) Oh dear, I shit myself! It's on the seat!

Monkey: Oh, great. I'll pull over!

(The car pulls over)

Monkey: Alright, where's the poop?

Grizzly: Right there!

(Monkey gets suspicious. He picks up the poop)

Monkey: Wait, this is rubber! This is a toy!

(Teddy laughs his ass off)

Monkey: Teddy, do you have something to do with this?!

Teddy: Maybe.

Monkey: Pull one more prank, and you're ass is grounded!

Teddy: Ok.

(Monkey gets back to driving)

Teddy: Are we there yet?

Monkey: Not yet!

Teddy: Are we there yet?

Monkey: Not yet!

Teddy: Are we there yet?

Monkey: Not yet!

Teddy: Are we there yet?

Monkey: Y'know what, Teddy? Let's play a game!

(Monkey drives the car off a cliff)

Monkey: LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE!

Grizzly: '''HOLY SHIT! WE'RE GOING OFF A CLIFF!'''

Monkey: WHAT?!

(Everyone in the car screams, except Teddy)

Grizzly: Bobby, are you ok?

Bobby: I'm holding on for dear life!

Chef Frank: Damn it, my spatula went out the window!

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(The car is stopped on a roadside)

Monkey: (to Teddy) 'YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN! YOU COULD'VE KILLED US! IF YOU DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT ONE MORE TIME, I'M BEATING YOUR ASS!'

Teddy: That would be child abuse, assault, and battery, and you would get arrested.

Monkey: Just get in the fucking car!

Teddy: Yes, Mr. Sir Man Lady Woman Man Ma'am.

(Teddy dances into the car)

Monkey: He's so damn disrespectful!

Grizzly: I can't believe he tried to kill us!

(The Wardos get in the car and drive off)

Part 4: Welcome to Characterville
(The car drives up to two gates)

Monkey: What? Why is Characterville two gates?

Grizzly: I don't know.

(The gates open. The Characterville inhabitants sing Smile Darn Ya Smile)

Bobby: I haven't even been here 30 seconds and already I love this place!

Grizzly: Bro, look, it's Mickey Mouse!

Monkey: Shrek!

Chef Frank: Chef Pee Pee from SML!

Teddy: Monkey, why didn't you tell me in advance that I would be going to hell?

Monkey: You're not going to hell, Teddy! You're going to Characterville!

Teddy: Makes sense, since Characterville is hell!

Monkey: I wish you would shut your mouth and act like a decent person for once!

Teddy: I'm a teddy bear, not a person!

(Teddy, Monkey, Bobby, Chef Frank and Grizzly get out of the car)

Scarlett Valiant: Daniel, we've got visitors!

Daniel Valiant: Really? Where?

Scarlett: Over there!

(Daniel and Scarlett walk up to the Wardos)

Daniel: Welcome to Characterville! What're your names?

Monkey: Monkey Wardodian.

Chef Frank: Frank Antonio Colombo.

Bobby: Robert Wardodian.

Grizzly: Grizzly Shicklemin Wardodian.

Teddy: Theodore Wonquester Piece Of S-Word Wardodian.

Daniel: Okay. Are you visiting or staying here?

Monkey: We're actually moving here!

Daniel: Oh, nice! Hey everyone, we have some new people moving into this town!

(The Characterville inhabitants run up to the Wardos)

Buzz Lightyear: (to Grizzly) Buzz Lightyear, at your service!

Sheriff Woody Pride: (to Monkey) Howdy, my name is Woody, and welcome to Characterville.

Ami Onuki/Yumi Yoshimura: (to Bobby) Welcome to Characterville! Wanna donate some money to help our band?

Bobby: Sure, here's five dollars!

Chef Pee Pee: (to Chef Frank) Hey man, are you an enslaved chef?

Chef Frank: No. I volunteered to be a chef. My boss pays me five dollars a day!

Chef Pee Pee: Lucky. My boss pays me 75 cents a month!

Teddy: Oh my god! Hey, Grizzly!

Grizzly: What's up, Teddy?

Teddy: Monkey didn't tell me my girlfriends lived here!

Grizzly: What? Who are your girlfriends?

Teddy: Pyra and Mythra.

Grizzly: They are not your girlfriends, little bro!

Teddy: Imma go talk to them!

(Teddy walks up to Pyra and Mythra)

Teddy: Uh, hello!

(They turn around. Mythra screams)

Mythra: ' JESUS H. FUCK! '

Pyra: What is that thing?

Mythra: Pyra, get me my sword!

Teddy: Woah! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare anybody. I just moved here, today.

Mythra: Oh.

(She puts her sword down)

Mythra: What's your name, buddy?

Teddy: Theodore Wonquester Piece Of Shit Wardodian.

Mythra: That's your name?

Teddy: Yep.

Pyra: What are you?

Teddy: I'm a teddy bear.

Pyra: Then how are you talking?

Teddy: Cause' nothing in this world makes sense.

(Rex joins the conversation)

Rex: What's going on?

Teddy: I'm sorry, are you a fucking Brit?

Rex: Yes, I am a fucking Brit.

Mythra: Hey, Theodore, or whatever your name is-

Teddy: Call me Teddy.

Mythra: Ok Teddy. Question: How tall are you?

Teddy: I don't know. Why?

Mythra: Cause' you look more little than Peppa Pig.

Peppa Pig: (snorts heavily) '''I'M A BIG GIRL! GEORGE IS LITTLE!'''

Mythra: Get outta' here, Peppa!

(Peppa leaves)

Teddy: Wait, Peppa is like seven feet tall. So what does that make you, 20 feet tall?

(Hank Hill enters the conversation)

Hank Hill: Son, is this what you do when you move to a new place? You run up to a random person and insult them?

Teddy: No, I-

Hank Hill: Then what did you come here to do?

Teddy: To kick your ass!

Hank Hill: (gasps) That's my line!

Teddy: Not anymore!

Monkey: C'mon Teddy, we have to stay at a hotel tonight.

Hank Hill: Sir, can you please tell your son he's a piece of shit?

Monkey: Why? What'd he do?

Hank Hill: He walked away from you guys and then came over here to insult us!

Monkey: Is this true?

Teddy: No, I didn't insult anyone.

Hank Hill: Not true. He called Rex a "fucking brit".

Monkey: What'd I tell you about using that language? You're grounded for the rest of the day!

Teddy: Whatever.

Part 5: First Day
(The Wardos are asleep. They are woken up by hotel staff)

Hotel Member 1: Wake up! Today's your first day in Characterville!

Grizzly: Really?

Teddy: Don't remind me!

Hotel Member 2: Yep! You can leave the hotel now.

(The Wardos exit the hotel. The Characterville inhabitants sing Smile Darn Ya Smile)

Monkey: Wow. This is a nice way to wake up.

Teddy: I wish those buffoons would stop singing that RETARDED SONG!

Grizzly: Aw, c'mon Teddy! It's fun!

Mickey Mouse: Hey, do you guys wanna have breakfast at the castle?

Monkey: Sure!

Mickey Mouse: Okay! That'll be 150 dollars.

Monkey: What?

Goofy: How do you think we make money, asshat?

Monkey: Who pays 150 dollars for breakfast?

Mickey Mouse: If you pay us the 150, I'll buy you Olive Garden's Unlimited Breadsticks everyday!

Monkey: I hate Olive Garden!

Mickey Mouse: Can you please just pay the 150 dollars?

Bobby: Dude, you already have enough money!

Mickey Mouse: Nuh-uh! I need more!

Monkey: Fine.

(Monkey gives him $150)

Mickey Mouse: SUUUUUCCCCKKKKEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

(Mickey runs off.)

Monkey: That asshat just stole my money!

Teddy: Know what? I'll get us breakfast!

(Teddy runs up to Mythra)

Teddy: Gimme your food, now!

Mythra: Get your own food, fuck-face!

(Mythra hits Teddy. He goes flying back to the Wardos)

Teddy: Ouuucccchhhh...

Grizzly: Well, like I said two days ago: we're plush toys. We don't have stomachs, or any other organs. We don't have to eat if we don't want to.

Monkey: I guess that makes sense.

Daniel Valiant: Hey guys! Are you ready for a fun first day at Characterville?

Grizzly/Chef Frank/Bobby/Monkey: Yes!

Teddy: Nah, fuck that!

Monkey: Language!

Teddy: Nah, frick that!

Daniel: Good! One of our most popular attractions is Super Silly Fun Land.

Monkey: Where's that?

Daniel: (pointing) Over there.

Monkey: Thanks! We'll go there right now!

(The Wardos walk up to Super Silly Fun Land)

(Fun, Fun, Fun by Pharrell Williams playing)

Grizzly: Woah!

Bobby: This place is sigma!

Teddy: Looks like a hellhole to me.

Monkey: Teddy, your pissing me off.

Teddy: Ok, and?

Mickey Mouse: Welcome to Super Silly Fun Land! Admission is 65 dollars per person!

Monkey: Mickey, you own this place, too?

Mythra: He owns like every place here.

Teddy: (to Mythra) Jesus, you're hot!

Mythra: Ew, are you a fucking simp?

(Mythra walks away)

Grizzly: I don't think she likes you, Teddy.

Teddy: Yeah, no shit!

Monkey: I just paid 325 dollars. Now let's go in!

(The Wardos ride a roller coaster)

Grizzly: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Teddy: I'll admit, this is pretty sick!

(The Wardos come across a booth)

Grizzly: Can we get cotton candy?

Monkey: Sorry. You haven't had breakfast yet.

Carnival Barker: Hey, you guys wanna try Space Killer?

Monkey: I'll try! What do you do?

Carnival Barker: You shoot the gun and try to hit the target. If you win, you win a stuffed toy.

Monkey: Seems simple enough.

(Monkey pays the Carnival Barker and grabs the gun. He fires a ball at the target, but misses)

Monkey: Damn.

(Monkey tries two more times but fails)

Carnival Barker: Oh, bad luck!

Monkey: Can I have a refund since I didn't win?

Carnival Barker: Nope!

(He shuts the blinds)

Monkey: Wow! Just wow!

Grizzly: What a dick.

Mickey Mouse: Wanna have breakfast at the castle? Since you paid me to get into Super Silly Fun Land, I won't charge you any money at the castle!

Monkey: Uh, sure! C'mon guys, let's go!

(At the castle)

Monkey: This bread is great!

Teddy: This coffee is very bitter.

Grizzly: That's how coffee is supposed to taste.

Teddy: Can you pass me the sugar?

(Bobby gives Teddy a packet of sugar)

Teddy: Thanks.

(Various Disney characters surround the Wardos and sing)

Mickey Mouse/Pinocchio: ♩When you wish upon a star Makes no difference who you are Anything your heart desires Will come to you!♩

Teddy: Can you guys do a me a favor and shut the fuck up? I just wanna see if you can.

Monkey: C'mon, Teddy, it's fun!

Grizzly/Monkey/Mickey Mouse/Pinocchio: ♩If your heart is in your dream No request is too extreme When you wish upon a star As dreamers do!♩

Teddy: SHUT UP!

Grizzly/Monkey/Mickey/Bobby/Pinocchio: ♩Fate is kind She brings to those who love The sweet fulfillment of Their secret longing!♩

Teddy: ENOUGH!

Mickey Mouse: Okay, damn! You're such a party pooper!

Teddy: Yeah, well, I'm sorry! I hate that song!

Grizzly: You hate everything, Teddy!

Pinocchio: Yeah, you do kinda hate everything, Teddy.

Teddy: (to himself) This place fucking sucks...

(At an Apple store)

Grizzly: (trying on an Apple Vision Pro) This thing is sick!

Teddy: What is it?

Grizzly: An Apple Vision Pro! I'm climbing Mount Everest right now!

Teddy: Woah, that's pretty cool!

Grizzly: Oh look, there's Green Boots.

Teddy: Who?

Grizzly: He fuckin' died.

(Outside the Apple store)

Elsa: (approaching Teddy) Wanna hang out with the Disney princesses for a while?

Teddy: Not really.

Elsa: C'mon! It'll be fun!

(Elsa drags Teddy by the hand)

Teddy: Unhand me! I never agreed to this!

(Teddy is dragged into a room filled with Disney princesses)

Anna: Who's that guy?

Teddy: My name is Teddy.

Snow White: Aren't you the pessimistic guy who moved here yesterday?

Teddy: I am not a pessimist!

Cinderella: I kinda wonder what you would look like in a dress...

Teddy: WHAT?

(Cinderella puts a blue dress on Teddy)

Cinderella: There you go! How do you feel?

Teddy: Degraded.

Cinderella: Huh?

Teddy: Like less of a man.

Cinderella: You're not a man, you're a teddy bear, and you’re only 15 years old.

Teddy: Yes, I am aware.

(The Wardos walk down the sidewalk. Aaron Mitchell appears)

Aaron: Hi, would you like to talk to me about dinosaurs?

Teddy: Pass.

Grizzly/Bobby/Monkey/Chef Frank: Sure!

Aaron: Nice! Let's go!

Monkey: C'mon, Teddy! Let's go!

Teddy: Why are you guys making me do all the shit I DON'T WANNA DO?!

Monkey: You have to do it, now c'mon!

(At the Mitchell's house)

Aaron: This is a T Rex! It's one of my favorites?

Teddy: Can we go now?

Grizzly: No, we have to stay!

Monkey: Yeah! Keep this up, and you'll be grounded yet again!

Aaron: This is a Triceratops! Another one of my favorites!

Teddy: (groans) This is gonna take forever!

(Montage: The Wardos participate in a water balloon fight, a silly string war, and a dance party. Teddy's anger is at it's peak)

Part 6: The Plot/Teddy's Outburst
'''WARNING: These two scenes contain: Heavy violence, heavy profanity. Viewer discretion is advised.'''

The Plot
(The Characterville inhabitants and the Wardos participate in a dance party, all of them but Teddy)

Teddy: (mumbling) This day has been nothing but PURE SHIT!

(Teddy lays his eyes on Mei Lee, the protagonist of his least favorite movie, Turning Red)

Teddy: (smiling evilly) I have an idea!

(Teddy jumps into a dumpster. He comes out from the dumpster, holding a pistol)

Teddy: This is gonna be the biggest and best thing I've ever done!

(Teddy climbs to the top of a small building, pointing the gun at Mei)

Teddy: Prepare to die, BITCH!

(Teddy is about to shoot the gun, when-)

Daniel Valiant: HEY! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?

Teddy: Oh, fuck!

Monkey: Teddy, why is there a pistol in your hand?

Daniel Valiant: He was pointing the gun at Mei, he was trying to kill her!

Monkey: Get your fucking ass down here RIGHT NOW, TEDDY!

Teddy: I knew this would happen...

Teddy's Outburst
Monkey: What the hell were you thinking, Teddy? Trying to kill someone?

Grizzly: Teddy, this has got to be the most insane thing you've ever-

Teddy: Not, my, fault! If you didn't take me here-

Grizzly: Must I sing the Mr. Complainer song again?

Teddy: Don't you dare!

Grizzly: Everyone, join in!

Grizzly/Characterville Inhabitants: ♩Oh, Mr. Complainer, why won't you see? Characterville's the place to be! With joy all around, and smiles in the air, but Mr. Complainer just doesn't care. He says, "I don't wanna dance, I don't wanna sing, Characterville's not my kind of thing." He scoffs at the laughter, turns away from the joy, but little does he know, it's all just a ploy.♩

Teddy: SHUT UP! I'M NOT MR. COMPLAINER!

Grizzly/Characterville Inhabitants: ♩Oh, Mr. Complainer, why won't you see? Characterville's the place to be! With joy all around, and smiles in the air, but Mr. Complainer just doesn't care!♩

Teddy: ' I AM SO SICK, OF ALL OF YOUR SHIT! '

Grizzly: Teddy, I'm sick of your shit!

Mythra: Me too! You've been acting like a pessimistic maniac all day!

Teddy: No, I'M NOT! YOU ARE!

Grizzly: You're drunk!

Teddy: (holding up his whiskey) This is non-alcoholic! I AM NOT DRUNK!

Pyra: You're making a fool out of yourself, Teddy!

Teddy: Oh, I'M making a fool of MYSELF? Okay, if I was making a fool of myself, I'd be singing "When You Wish Upon A Star"! ♩Fate is kind, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!♩ Or I'd be talking about dinosaurs! "T Rex, one of my FAVWITES! OOH!" Or I'd be having a dance party!

(Teddy does a stupid dance)

Teddy: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HUH? "This place is great, this place is great!" ' "THIS PLACE IS GREAT" ALL FUCKING DAY! '

Teddy: I don't get it! It's okay when Grizzly does it,, and he FUCKING SUCKS!

(Teddy takes a swig out of his Jack Daniel's non-alcoholic whiskey)

Rex: I’m gonna call the cops on Teddy!

Mythra: Good idea!

Teddy: NO!

(Teddy slaps the phone out of Rex’s hand)

Monkey: Alright, that's it! Put up your dukes, let's fight!

Teddy: What father fights their own son?

Mythra: Alright, I'll go help.

Pyra: Teddy?

Mythra: No, Imma go help the other guy kick Teddy's ass.

(Teddy is about to throw a punch at Monkey, when-)

Police Officer 1: Stop right there! You are hereby banned from Characterville!

Teddy: For what?

Police Officer 2: Public order! We'll escort you out of here!

(They put Teddy in a police car)

Teddy: No! I can't be banned from this place!

Grizzly: How ironic! I thought you fucking hated this place!

Teddy: I do, but- no!

Grizzly: Bye-bye, Tedwardo!

Teddy: ' FUCK YOU GRIZZLY! '

Grizzly: Fuck you, too!

(The car door shuts. The car drives off. Everyone celebrates)

(At the Characterville gates)

Police Officer 1: (holding Teddy) You are hereby permanently banned from Characterville!

(He throws Teddy over the gates)

Teddy: (hits the ground) OW! FUCK!

Crazy Night
(In Characterville)

Monkey: I'm so sorry that my son had that outburst!

Daniel Valiant: That's okay! I'm just happy you enjoyed your first day here! Y'know what, I'll give you a free place to stay until you can buy your own house!

Grizzly: I'm an undecillionaire! I can buy us a house!

Daniel: And how old are you?

Grizzly: 16.

Daniel: You are richer than Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Tim Cook, all those guys combined, at just 16?

Grizzly: Yes.

Monkey: We'll just take the free place to stay!

Danie: Okay! Your new place is over there! (he points)

Monkey: Okay! Thanks!

(In The Wardos' new home)

Grizzly: Wow! This place looks pretty nice!

Monkey: I call the master bedroom!

Bobby: I call the smaller bedroom!

Grizzly: Me too!

Chef Frank: I call the couch!

Monkey: Alright guys, I say it's time to hit the hay!

Grizzly: Uh, Monkey, might I remind you that we're stuffed toys? We don't need to sleep!

Monkey: I don't care! Please just go to sleep.

Grizzly: Fine.

(Grizzly and Bobby lay down on the bed. Grizzly looks out the window)

Grizzly: This place looks better at night than it does during the day!

Bobby: Grizzly, did you fart?

Grizzly: What? N-no...yes.

Bobby: It smells like shit in here!

Grizzly: I apologize.

(Bobby wafts the fart over to Grizzly)

Grizzly: Ew! Don't waft at me you fucker!

(Monkey enters the room)

Monkey: Do any of you guys know why the whole house is shaking?

(Outside, The ground shakes. A hole opens up in the road. A dim blue light shines inside of it)

Bobby: What the hell is that?

Monkey: No idea.

(The light gets brighter. Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne playing)

(The Wardos scream)

Grizzly: WHAT'S HAPPENING?

Monkey: I DON'T KNOW? SHOULD I CALL THE CO-

(Suddenly, the Wardos and Chef Frank are captured by silhouetted figures and put into cages)

Grizzly: Unhand me, vile rapscallion!

Bobby: Let go, you fatass!

Monkey: Get me out of this cage!

Chef Frank: WHAT'S GOING ON?! (screams)

(Back outside, the Characterville inhabitants are captured)

Mickey Mouse: Let go of me!

Ami Onuki: Yumi, what's happening?

Aaron Mitchell: (crying) No! No! No, stop it! No!

Mythra: UNHAND ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

(Tons of cages are carried by silhouetted figures toward a tall building with blue lasers in the shape of boxing ring ropes above the building)

Grizzly: Bobby, what's happening?

Bobby: No...fucking...clue...

PA Voice: Welcome to the T.B.R.E. No insubordination is permitted in the working zones.

Monkey: Working zones?

Grizzly: Insubordination?

Welcome to the T.B.R.E.
(The next morning, Grizzly wakes up in a giant jail cell. Red Right Hand by Nick Cave playing)

Grizzly: What the? Where am I?

(Grizzly turns around: All of the other Wardos are asleep)

Creeper: Welcome friend, to the T.B.R.E. You're going to be here for a long time. Let me show you to our great leader.

Grizzly: Please do!

(Grizzly follows Creeper through the T.B.R.E.)

Grizzly: Why are there jail cells everywhere? Why are there giant blue screens?

Creeper: It'll all make sense soon.