The Mighty B! Season 3 (Adult Party Cartoon)

There's No Place Like Gnome

 * (Deleted Scene #1)
 * Slinkman: (Gasps) Wait a minute! Jolly wood gnome? No. No. No! That's not how it goes! It's "Beware the teeth of the deadly wood gnomes. They'll bite your leg when you're all alone! Then they'll drag you back to their little gnome home, They'll popped you're eyeballs out, They'll chopped off you're arms, They'll take away you're guts, where they'll boil you for stew till you're nothing but bone!"
 * Samson: Oh, my. Look at the time. Catch you later, Ed.
 * (Everyone Leaves)
 * Lazlo: (Crying) No! Edward! I'm sorry I got the song wrong, buddy!
 * Edward: No! Don't go! I don't wanna get eaten! (Buries his face into Slinkman and cries) My final moments are gonna be spent in the mouths of pink-cheeked, bearded miniature mutants that inspired hideous lawn ornaments! How am I gonna explain this to my mother?
 * (Deleted Scene #2)
 * Edward: It's almost sunset. (He runs to the Mess Hall) Dave! Ping-Pong! You gotta help me get past Lumpus' scout chair before the gnomes eat me! (The Loons run away. Edward runs to the Dung Beetles) Chip! Skip! My dearest, oldest pals! You gotta help me! (The Dung Beetles run away. Later, Edward meets the Lemmings, swimming in the lake) Oh. Hey there, fellas. We're gonna go pick one of Lumpus' nose hairs so I don't get eaten by gnomes. What do you say? (After the Lemmings leave, then a school of fish and a viking ship full of viking skeletons row out of the lake pass by, he lays down on the ground, crying) I don't wanna popped my eyeballs out! I don't wanna chopped off my arms! I don't wanna take away my guts! I don't wanna get boiled to the bone! (Lazlo arrives)
 * Lazlo: (Crying) I'm sorry, buddy! This is all my fault! If only we had a nose hair from Lumpy! (Both are now lying on the ground, bawling.)
 * Edward: It's no use! I'm so sorry, lazlo! I'll never be bully to you again!
 * Lazlo: But can't we try something together b-b-before you get boiled?

Hold it Lazlo

 * (Alternate Scene #1)
 * Edward: Lazlo! If I know any better! I say you about to go to the bathroom on the defenseless tree like an unculture savage beast.
 * Lazlo: But I Really have to Go But there's no place to go in camp.
 * Edward: Did you try Acorn Flats?
 * Lazlo: They've have Bathrooms?
 * Edward: Girls have bladders too.
 * Patsy: I Don't Know Lazlo, but tell me again why are you asking?
 * Lazlo: BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO!
 * Patsy: Whoa!
 * Nina: What's wrong with him?
 * Patsy: That is definitely to ask someone what is wrong with lazlo?
 * Lazlo: I'm Sorry! Pretty Please! (grunting) Pretty Please if you just...Wait a second? Girls Bathroom? (Screaming)
 * Patsy: Ew!
 * Gretchen: What's the hold-up Monkey-Pants!
 * Lazlo: Oops! It's Not Boys Bathroom! I'm Sorry! It's not what it looks like! Where's the Boys Bathroom?
 * Gretchen: I Hate to break it to you, ain-stein! But this isn't all girls can! There is no Boys Bathroom!
 * Patsy: What kind of Selfish are you?
 * (Patsy Slaps Lazlo in the Face)
 * Lazlo: Ouch!
 * Edward: (Singing) do! do! do! do! do! do! (Stop Singing) Huh? What? Oh No! My Sign!
 * (Deleted Scene #1)
 * Fancy Pants: Oh, Edward, honey, fashion diapers are so last year. (Follows his brothers, leaving Edward standing on the table.)
 * Edward: But... it's not a diaper, it's a TINKLE TOOOOOOOOOG! I've made it with Time Bombs!
 * Everyone: YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
 * Lazlo: Oh No!
 * Everyone: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * (Camp Kidney Explodes & Then Disappears)
 * Lazlo: I Hate Tinkle Togs! (Off-Screen)
 * (The End)