Invader Zim (Live action movie)

Invader Zim is a live action film in the Nickelodeon Cinematic Universe. It will stay true to what Jhonen Vasquez intended with no censorship.

Plot
Zim is an Irken invader. He and his robot GIR have decided to finally conquer Earth.

Cast

 * Billy Zane as Zim
 * Will Ferrell as GIR, Almighty Tallest Purple
 * Jhonen Vasquez as Minimoose
 * Miles Teller as Dib
 * Kristen Stewart as Gaz
 * Chris Cooper as Professor Membrane
 * Kate Winslet as Tak
 * John C. Reilly as Almighty Tallest Red
 * Cloris Leachman as Ms. Bitters
 * Ralph Fiennes as Lard Nar
 * Charlie Day as Almighty Tallest Spork (Flashbacks)
 * Rinko Kikuchi as Almighty Tallest Miyuki (Flashbacks)
 * John Goodman as Sizz-Lor (Flashbacks)
 * Shailene Woodley as Invader Tenn

Crew

 * Directed and written by Matthew Bright.

Rating
Rated R for graphic sci-fi action violence, language and sex.

Quotes

 * Zim: You show 'em the way, Dib. Your species will die! ALL OF YOU!
 * GIR: Come on, master. The people love us!
 * Zim: GIR, You should be on duty mode.
 * GIR: Duty mode?! Son of a bitch! What a disgrace.


 * Dib: Gaz! I'm finally going to prove that Zim is an alien on live news coverage!
 * Gaz: That sounds fuckin' awesome, but it is not as badass as the GameSlave 3.
 * Dib: That game you love has nothing to do with aliens!


 * Membrane: Son, you should focus on square roots instead of aliens. You are a grown man, And now if you'll excuse me, I will gently stroke my nether regions while taking a bowel movement.
 * Zim: What do you want, Tak!?
 * Tak: I want you.....TO FUCK ME! *Zim starts fucking Tak while gir gets a robotic boner and cums on taks boobs then gir starts fucking Tak to*
 * Zim: You know that Irkens don't have parents!
 * Mrs bitters: Well class here's todays lesson- FUCK YOU ALL!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE LITTLE SHITS!!!!!! I HATE ALL YOUR LITTLE SHITTY ASS FACES *Flips them off* ALL OF YALL GO TO HELL!!!! *Mrs. bitters pulss out a pistol and starts shooting some students but then the cops show up and one of them slits her throat with a machete
 * Cop: Fuck this! I'm going to the strip club.