Agents of W.A.D.E./First Day

This is the first issue of Agents of W.A.D.E.

Transcript
The issue starts at the bus stop in a Queens suburb as MJ is almost missing the bus to Midtown High. She rushes into the bus and quickly jumps in it. She sighs as she sits next to Kitty and Cassie. Flashback starts with both Sinthea and Felicia bullying her. She throws a football at her as it hits her. It then cuts to her locker as Sinthea places a rat on it. She leaves laughing as MJ then comes and opens it. She ends up screaming. Flashback ends. Suddenly, a trapdoor comes out of the bus and the three girls fall on it. It stops at a rather strange room. He turns the chair to them while petting a cat.
 * MJ: No!
 * MJ: (panting) Whew! Just in time.
 * Kitty: There you are, girl. What happened?
 * MJ: Almost missed the bus. Thank goodness it's Friday, this whole week was a disaster! A huge one!
 * Felicia: Little Brain Watson, catch!
 * MJ: Ow!
 * MJ: (panicked) A rat came into my locker!
 * Cassie: Dang...
 * Kitty: Geez, why always you?
 * Cassie: Ain't that obvious? Even if she's pretty, she's also a bookworm, also known as a nerd. And nerds are hated.
 * MJ: I qualify myself more like a cross between a nerd and a geek. But that explains why I am usually bullied.
 * Kitty: Can't argue with that. So, what do we have today?
 * Cassie: For lunch?
 * Kitty: Yeah.
 * Cassie: I think it was spaghetti and meatballs.
 * Kitty: Oh, yummy! I love spaghetti and meatballs.
 * MJ: So do I.
 * Cassie: I guess.
 * MJ: (scared) What the heck is going on?
 * Kitty: No clue!
 * Cassie: I wonder where this is going to stop...
 * MJ: What is this place?
 * Wade: (VO) The Afterlife.
 * Kitty: Wait, are we dead? That means you're God?
 * Wade: (VO) Kidding!
 * MJ: That mask of yours... are you Spider-Man?
 * Wade: (laughs) I wish... but it's just me, Deadpool.
 * Kitty: Hey, I know you! Wolverine told me you were a lousy Canadian!
 * Wade: Wolverine, eh? Look who's talking! He's Canadian as well! Pretty lousy too. The only thing he likes more than fighting is a can on beer, Canadian Bacon and [hockey since Canadian tradition] on TV.