Kimberly Jordan and the 8 Vocaloids of Japan/Transcript

Kimberly AJ: Now then, Vocaloids, I just have one thing to say about the real world. When I was born in 1992, the first thing I ever did was to open my eyes and the first things I saw, of course, were the things in my family living room. Growing up year by year, I simply learned everything from TV until my very first day of school. And from every Monday to Friday, mostly, I had perfect days with so many rewards with choices in some cases and I kept them up to now, from teddy bears to video games.

Hatsune Miku: So you have a lot that you first saw on TV? I think I was born with electronics existing, too. According to my very own history book, they were invented by... hmm, I wonder who invented those? *starts opening the book and turns the pages* Are these pages alphabetized? Oh, here it is! ...Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone in 1876.

Rin Kagamine: I didn't know he had done that.

Len Kagamine: Yeah, it's been over two centuries before my sis and I were born.

Megurine Luka: Perhaps there was more than one inventor in world history. As I remember, Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb before we Vocaloids were all born.

Rin: He did?

Kimberly: How did you know some of the world's history, Luka?

Miku: Did you learn it from school?

Luka: Well, I did in Tokyo Academy when I was younger. My mother engaged on history ever since the wars of the 20th century. She was also my age in that time, I suppose.

MEIKO: At least Japan is peaceful now, am I right, Kaito?

KAITO: Positively, Meiko, you know tasting my ice cream one of my past days reminds me of how this recipe was invented. Back in the ancient times, a Roman slave master had an idea to make the very first ice treat ever, so he had some slaves gather some snow for it.

Gumi Megpoid: My word, that's a lot of history in the past! Kimberly, did you figure out about everything in the present day? I'm curious to say that this planet seemed to have the world's first garden where I guess there would be carrots.

Kamui Gakupo: Did I hear someone mention gardens? Well, in my case, I prefer the one that is all about eggplants. As I planted their seeds and watered them, strange shapes started showing as my eggplants all grew.

(others gasp)

Kimberly: I know, Gakupo, all shapes and sizes of eggplants I've seen in my lifetime. I also sensed there is one type called the Fairytale Eggplant. It's small as your fingers you can pick them easy as cake.

Gakupo: Oh, really? You really are one curious American human girl, Kimberly, I'll have to get myself Fairytale Eggplant seeds and try them out.

(distant whistling sound)

Miku: Hang on, everyone, what's that? *catches a bunny rabbit with pink fur* Oh, I think I know this one, it's a bunny rabbit!

Bunny rabbit: You've got that one right.

Kimberly: A talking bunny rabbit? I've heard of some others in crossover cartoons.

Bunny rabbit: But not this one. I just came out of nowhere born from the radiance of an open flower under the sunlight.

Kimberly: It's such a pleasure to meet you, little bunny, I'm Kimberly Jordan, best known as Kimberly AJ and these are the 8 Vocaloids, Hatsune Miku, the Kagamine Twins known as Rin and Len, Megurine Luka, Meiko, Kaito, Gumi Megpoid and Kamui Gakupo, sometimes known as Gackpoid.

Miku: Delighted to meet you, little cutie.

Other Vocaloids: Hello!

Bunny rabbit: Hi, Kimberly and Vocaloids! I honestly want to say that I never had a name just yet.

Kimberly: That's OK. I'll think about one for just a minute, all right?

Miku (petting the bunny's fur): Mmm... this bunny fur is really silky soft to the touch.

Kimberly: Silky... oh, I've got it! How about I can name this one "Silky"?

Luka: I was originally thinking of naming it "Pinky" because of the pink fur, but I guess "Silky" is OK.

Rin: Is Silky a girl just like me?

Len: Hmm, we'll have to find out for sure.

MEIKO: Now that I've heard carefully, Silky is a good name for a bunny rabbit like that.

KAITO: I agree.

Gumi: Yep, so do I.

Gakupo: Looks like it's unanimous. *takes out his fan* As the purple samurai, I hereby declare that this pink bunny rabbit is officially named Silky. And due to the pink fur, Silky is a girl, so she's all yours.

Miku: Oh, that's very nice of you, Gakkun...

Rin: Yay! I must've guessed it right!

Len: Then it's already confirmed.

Gumi: Commonly, bunny rabbits eat carrots to boost their energy, so I guess I'll have to get some for Silky.

Silky: You will? Oh, Gumi, you're in the start of being kind, and Miku, I just have one question, has a bunny like me ever tried leeks before?

Miku: Well, now that you're my pet, I think I'll have to try out sharing some of my leeks. They're also edible, really.

Kimberly: So what are we all waiting for? It's time to feed Silky those vegetables, whatever I know. I hear that vegetarians are a classified type of herbivores.

Rin: Can I suggest oranges, Kimberly? I think bunnies like to eat fruit, too.

Len: I can add bananas if that's OK.

Kimberly:  All right, the Kagamine Twins will get some fruits for Silky to try. Meiko, what do think bunnies can also eat?

MEIKO: Good question, Kimberly, I'm guessing that they can also eat tomatoes. Hmm... where can I get some fresh ones?

KAITO: How about blueberries? I can keep some for my ice cream while the rest is served to Silky herself.

Gakupo: *chuckling* Well, all right; first of all, I would like to thank Miku for her compliment of her delight with Silky the Pink Bunny Rabbit. And second, I love all those good suggestions. I know the Japanese eggplant is too big for her to eat, so I need to sharpen my bokken katana blade and then have the eggplant sliced into smaller pieces so she wouldn't have to eat it whole.

Kimberly: Additional suggestion inserted, Gakupo, I'll go craft some neckwear for Silky. Right now, it's time to go to the shopping center mall; let's go, Vocaloids!

All Vocaloids: Yeah!

(scene cuts to the next 2 hours)

Miku: Wow! I didn't know carrying a bunny in a backpack like this one of my very own would be an unexpected thing to do. I've done it until I found a suitable cage in the pet store. What do you think, Silky?

Silky: Oh, Miku, it looks pretty good. Before you put me in, can I be decorated with any type of accessories?

Kimberly: I've made a turquoise big bow collar just for you, Silky, it's made from a big ribbon which I got from the craft store and I used the extra one to make the perfect bow. *puts the big ribbon collar around Silky's neck* You know what else allows subjects to try easy? I've also added a little velcro so I wouldn't have to worry about tying or untying the ribbon. *takes out the hand mirror* Aren't you the most dazzling bunny in the world?

Silky: Thanks, Kimberly, you sure are one crafty decorator! Now, what about the fruits and veggies? I haven't eaten any of those in my life.

Miku: Here's a spare leek. I even kept it in my very same backpack just for you.

Rin: My brother Len and I have got oranges...

Len: ...and bananas together.

MEIKO: Fresh tomatoes perfectly grown and ripened...

KAITO: ...blueberries from the wild west...

Luka: ...and strawberries nicely done from the bushes that are properly watered.

Gumi: Hey, Kimberly, I've brought in carrots in a variety of sizes just for Silky.

Kimberly: That's terrific, you guys!

Gakupo: Don't forget a variety of eggplant sizes. Of course, I also had my blade sharpened, so I'm ready to slice up big things. Get those big veggies lined up, you guys!

Kimberly: Hold it; before you start cutting, there's one thing I need to say; Silky needs a colorful salad to make her feel good.

Miku: I'll keep an eye on Silky while the rest of you start making that salad. Kimberly's thinking of something that can get this bunny's fur grooming.

Gakupo: OK. Now, on the count of 3, I want you guys to throw those big vegetables in the air and I will jump swiftly slicing them with my well-sharpened katana. From the top T-plus; 1... 2... 3... toss!

(Luka, Meiko, Gumi, Kaito and the Kagamine twins toss the big vegetables in the air and Gakupo jumps to slice them)

Kimberly: Looking very good, Silky! Hey, Miku, are you seeing what I'm seeing?

Miku: Why, yes, I think Gakupo is giving out a start slicing big-sized veggies into smaller pieces which might be small enough for this cute little pink bunny you and I are sharing. I prepared myself with my backpack secretly, so let me show you the bowl I packed, OK?

Gakupo: HYAH! *continues slicing* Sharpen the blade, slice and repeat; that's what I tend to do!

Rin: But where is the salad bowl?

Kimberly: Miku had already shown it to me, so I'm about to pass it to one of you. *throws the salad bowl*

Gumi: I got it! *jumps to catch the bowl* Thanks, Kimberly!

Kimberly: Happy to help, Gumi, I never expected a choice, though.

MEIKO: Uh, Kaito, is that really a salad bowl?

KAITO: Well, I haven't seen any of those until now.

Luka (pointing at Gumi): Look, Gumi's catching the sliced vegetables with that bowl!