Pilot (Woodsboro)

Pilot is the first episode of the first season of the TV series Woodsboro.

Synopsis
Stab actor Earl Bryant leaves the project, claiming he's never going to return, causing many to wonder where the franchise will go now, including young Serah Jameson and her friends. Meanwhile, a woman is murdered by someone the police believe to be a new Ghostface.

Transcript
A woman is seen in her home, flipping through channels on television while eating a bag of chips. She finally settles on a channel that's playing the original Stab movie. The phone next to her rings and she picks it up. A woman is murdered in the Stab movie, causing a loud scream to be heard. The unknown caller goes silent. In response to his silence, the woman stands up and begins yelling.
 * Woman: Oh sweet! I love this one!
 * Woman: Hello?
 * Unknown Caller: Hi there.
 * Woman: Who is this?
 * Unknown Caller: I'm just some guy. I was flipping through the phone book and decided to call some people.
 * Woman: That's really weird...
 * Unknown Caller: Yeah, I know, but it's what I do to pass the time.
 * Woman: Who are you?
 * Unknown Caller: My name's Trent. Why?
 * Woman: Because you are kinda creepy.
 * Unknown Caller: Yeah, I get that a lot. Sorry.
 * Unknown Caller: What's that?
 * Woman: Stab. The movie.
 * Unknown Caller: Oh. That film.
 * Woman: You don't like it?
 * Unknown Caller: No, I like it. It's pretty good. You're a fan of scary movies?
 * Woman: Yeah.
 * Unknown Caller: What's your favorite?
 * Woman: Did you just seriously ask me "what's your favorite scary movie"?
 * Unknown Caller: Yes.
 * Woman: Right... well, I'm hanging up now, so--
 * Unknown Caller: That's a nice hat you're wearing.
 * Woman: ...What? How did you know that?
 * Woman: What's on my hat!? huh!? what's on my hat motherfucker!?
 * Unknown Caller: Gizmo from Gremlins.
 * Woman: Why are you stalking me!?