Test Drive Unlimited 2/Script

This page comprises the full verbal transcript of TDU 2.

Prologue

 * Reporter 1: Hey how did this junk get in the front stage? I guess hasn't been picked up since ages!
 * Player: Well, this go-cart is the reason why your interviewing us in the first place! This got our first 20 grand. I remember like it was yesterday.
 * Todd Bishop: Yeah your right, man! Back on the streets of NYC, baby! Dumbo, Lower East Side, Bedford-Stuyvesant! The good old days, baby!
 * Player: This the backstory, man! And now it's earned it's spot on the world's craziest rides! This should make it on Top Gear!
 * Reporter 2: Top Gear? In your dreams, with this jalopy on the show, people will be like. "This guy live in a trailer park?"
 * Travis Scott: Ayo, ayo! Make way for your boy! Listen up, these two people, they my best bruthas! Yo Todd, man! You cracked since last time not gonna lie!
 * Player: Travis Scott, DaBaby, Future! How ya cracking my friends!
 * Future: Hey, this yo whip? We thought ya had the newest threads, cribs, shoes, whips, this look Top G to ya?
 * DaBaby: No cap, this wanna make me stare at a pinpoint laser, ya heard? Hey we could play our fav games on this whip!
 * Player: Hey, you sure Todd is gonna be cool when you do that, man?
 * Reporter 1: OK, now I really want to ask a huge question. People here in the States believe you to be the next Elvis, but down in England, your the laughing stock! With all the things you & Bishop have achieved on the roads, what is next for you to claim?
 * Player: Immortality, that's what!
 * Stuart McMillian: Hey kid! Nice car you got there, shame if something were to happen! (Bursts out laughing). Damn, looks like the Strip Club party is being held round the corner. I didn't even bring coveralls. Oh wait, I don't own coveralls!
 * Bouncer: Ayo Boss. This clown ain't on the list. You want me to catch him by the neck and throw him out the gate and kick her prostitute escort's ass?
 * Stuart McMillian: I heard your brute-like bodyguard call my younger sis a prostitute. You control that idiot!
 * Player: Mind your own shit, Stuart! This ain't your place, after all! Oh and, as for your info, man? Whoever wants 2 Mil on me for a series of races, he's welcome. As long as he doesn't diss my crew, honeys or Todd over there.
 * Reporter 1: So he's really putting huge quid's on it!
 * Player: He thinks himself as tough. I gonna teach him the meaning of "tough"! Him and I, we've got history! He was a fellow who wanted my recognition in Dumbo, but now he's started showing teeth!
 * Todd Bishop: You know how much of a idiot driver he is! He won't do it through riding, it's buying he does things by!
 * Player: Don't get cozy, Stuart. Keep on actin cocky & all, your about to be taught a lesson - by the time Solar Crown 2021 ends in August, you better pay for my vacation spot to Bora-Bora. What about you Natasha? You wanna go with me to Bora-Bora? Help me decorate my crib while your older bro licks his wounds here back in the States!
 * Stuart McMillian: Zero way he's gonna take everything I helped get. Lack of respect for people like me are gotta get his ass into some serious debt! While he's doin out there god knows what, I'll take everything from him. Especially his cars. I'm gonna pull some strings & tie up some loose ends.
 * Reporter 2: That's one bloody hell of a story to kick off this Summer! Want to see the part of when he gets to kick Stuart's arse! So how you plan on the other races?
 * Todd Bishop: Business as usual, two weeks at our place in Saint Lucia

Two Weeks Later

 * Todd Bishop: What's our Junkyard Winner doing there anyway?
 * Player: Someone must have entered and took all our shit and dispersed immediately!
 * Todd Bishop: Is that my... Wait! Wait you disgusting scumbag!
 * McMillian's Chauffer: Mr. McMillian told you to look at the glovebox of your Junkyard Winner, you read me!
 * Player: (Reading Stuart's Note) Ok you idiot. If you believe you own Solar Crown & the TV Racing scene, you got me as a big obstacle... Don't try to come for me boy, I'll make you bleed. As of now, I've got all your vices scrambled all around... You should come to my bespoke mansion, Andrew Tate's hanging out with me! Unless you can't bleed, that is! Give me 7 Million and I'll give them for you!
 * Todd Bishop: Goddamn Stuart took everything away from us! Right under our noses.
 * Player: This man wants 7 Million. What the hell do we do?!
 * Todd Bishop: Not gonna lie, this Junkyard Winner's gonna be real valuable to us, sooner or later!

Phone Calls (A Story in the Making)

 * Todd Bishop: Listen up, kid! Stuart robbed everything from us, now we take it away from HIM! I know you can barley breathe in this HUGE trailer trash, but if we're gonna recover our shit, this is how we do it. You get on races and I'll find the location of your rides, be prepped to face opposition! (Before 1st Race)
 * Todd Bishop: I'm looking on the whereabouts of your properties, little by little, I'm sending them all... By the way, check this one I just uploaded. But get ready, it ain't gonna be easy! (After 1st Leg of Solar Crown)
 * Todd Bishop: Hey, thanks for delivering this car over here! This one's a '90 Lotus Carlton, it's a beast on the road. Now check out the tracks I just sent over, then let's see what stuff is happening at Solar Crown! Oh and, drive by Santa Gertrudis de Fruitera if you have time. See what's cracking down there! (After unlocking the Lotus Carlton)
 * Todd Bishop: Nice! You found another one! Your starting to get noticed here! By the way, thanks for finding me that 2010 Volkswagen Golf GTI. If you want easy money, check these spots out! (After unlocking the 2010 Volkswagen Golf GTI)
 * Todd Bishop: If we find our stuff so easy, he better start hiding our rides in better hiding spots, or get himself a more trustworthy girl, unlike Natasha! You'll find another ride in here. (After unlocking Reacquire Mission #3)
 * Todd Bishop: Add that bad boy to your collection, your on your way to take over Sant Antoni de Portmany. But don't rest just yet! We still have work to do! Hit these races, heard they are only available for S.U.Vs & Trucks! (After unlocking the 2006 Land Rover Supercharged Range Rover)

1st Leg of Solar Crown

 * Stuart McMillian: Now I'd like to raise a glass in the air for all who were brave enough to face me! You've just entered the first leg of Solar Crown! This one is for the novices. One winner though, no 2nd or 3rd place.
 * Todd Bishop: And in case your asses did NOT know, it's us, so might as well pack it in!
 * Stuart McMillian: Are you sure? Cause last time you said that, your car's engine died just before overtaking my sis! You sure it's needed?
 * Player: I could take this in reverse, not gonna lie! Might just do that, keep shit interesting and all!

Meeting Jude

 * Todd Bishop: This one's Jude. He tunes cars for our gang! Now you don't know how he behaves, but trust me, he loves to be part of Solar Crown.
 * Jude: Solar Crown's a pretty big name for someone like my ass! Hey is that a 06 Land Rover Supercharged Range Rover? So your looking to enter the Off-Road races with that ride!
 * Player: Solar Crown's off road races are for babies, Group B's for people like me!
 * Jude: If any of your rides need serious tuning power-ups, I'll gladly accept!
 * Todd Bishop: If we want surround sound, plasma screen or hydraulics on that ride, we'll gladly tell you!

Off the Main Grid

 * Chris Wilder: OK, you little cowards! For the next of these 4 days, you all will be in for the craziest 2nd leg of Solar Crown! Unlike the rich kids who keep stuff to the tarmac, we like to have fun in here! And I ain't only a beast on the stage, but also on the road! YOU THINK I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ADVANTEGES!?
 * Todd Bishop: Your crazy, that's all I know, Chris!
 * Chris Wilder: Keep screwing with me, and you'll be my sister's vibrator!
 * Player: This Chris dude is real serious now...
 * Todd Bishop: Never thought he was comin for us...
 * Chris Wilder: 1st place takes home 10,000! 2nd & 3rd takes home shame, ya hear?!
 * Stuart McMillian: Scratch that, Chris! I say it, kid. The both of you are gonna face real competition in here!
 * Player: Like uh... Mr. Chocolate Milk, over there?
 * Chocolate Gold: It's Chocolate Gold, homie. And I is legit, dawg. I'm about to drop it like it's hot!
 * Todd Bishop: I could tell just by the way you talk, man. Your one of those trust fund kids who listened too much Rap.
 * Player: I did my road runnin in Dumbo, NYC. What about you, huh? Arts District?
 * Chocolate Gold: Crocker-Amazon, G!
 * Player: By the way, Stuart, heard one of your businesses was trashed by some environmentalist! You ain't in the money spotlight anymore!
 * Todd Bishop: Enough talking! Let's fire them up people!

Phone Calls (Serious Trouble Now!)

 * Jude: Jude here, man! Todd asked me to sent some word to ya. Something about Stuart being sick of makin peanuts out of his work. He's building an hotel nearby. It's still under construction, but I've got a proposition. Go to the construction site and teach Stuart what happens when he messes with us! (Before Retribution Mission #1)
 * Jude: Booyah! You wrecked his site! Attaboy, friend! Get out of there before 5-0 spots you! The look on his face the next day when he sees that wreck! (After Retribution Mission #1)
 * Natasha McMillian: (sigh) It's so tiring to be the daughter of a bossman. Each win gets us closer to Bora-Bora. While these wannabes are acting blind, you go for that stashed ride, baby! (After unlocking Reacquire Mission #4)
 * Todd Bishop: Another day, another car repossessed. This 2020 Land Rover Range Rover Evoque will surely come to help in the off-road races! See you at Sant Josep de sa Talaia! (After unlocking the 2020 Land Rover Range Rover Evoque)
 * Natasha McMillian: Oh honey, you should have seen my bro's look on his face when he saw the construction site all trashed up! Anyways, i found one of your rides in here. Maybe we could go on a date together? (After unlocking Reacquire Mission #5)
 * Todd Bishop: You've sent Stuart's money flying and now her sis wants to join with you at Bora-Bora. Heck, if this racing thing doesn't work out, the local bank can help you repossess cars, you know! This is a one of a kind classic, so drive it nice! (After unlocking the 1968 Chevrolet Corvette C2)
 * Todd Bishop: The competition Stu said were gonna face in Santa Eulària des Riu? Get this, they are a joke. Their talking scares me more than their driving. Send 'em back to spinning records once you clear this spot I'm sending to your phone (After unlocking Reacquire Mission #6)
 * Todd Bishop: Good job, kid! Day by day, progress is being made. That's sure as hell really wholesome of ya. Learn this here route, and we'll take over Santa Eulària des Riu. By the way, your getting noticed by the ladies around, make sure to give them the attention they need, kid. (After unlocking the 1970 Plymouth Road Runner)

Down the Drain

 * Stuart McMillian: The money's going down the drain. First, that idiot wins both the 1st & 2nd leg of Solar Crown, and i just took it, now he trashed one of my hotels and god only knows what next is. I say, I'm tired of taking it. We need, redemption!
 * McMillian's Accountant: Sir, is this the plausible course of action? Vandalizing his place while he's asleep? You think that'll sit right with the authorities?
 * Stuart McMillian: I don't care about policemen asking does it sit right with the law. I am angry, and when i am pissed off, I don't care about THE LAW!
 * Stuart McMillian: (offscreen) Teach his ass a lesson!
 * Todd Bishop: What the hell is going on... (shouting) Get out of here, ASAP!
 * Solar Crown Thug 1: For Stuart McMillian and Solar Crown!!
 *  THE NEXT DAY 
 * Player: So?
 * Todd Bishop: Those guys who trashed the place? Get this, they're on Stu's payroll!
 * Player: You've GOT to be kidding me...
 * Todd Bishop: I ain't. It's real all the way up!
 * Player: Then why don't we just retaliate or something? We keep letting him get away with thrashing our stuff? You blind or some something? Know what, let's go wreck his rides!
 * Todd Bishop: Wrong, we do that, the cops will be all over us. All of the sudden, we will be on the Most Wanted list! How do we make money with all the heat in our hands?
 * Player: Your right..
 * Todd Bishop: Remember the old saying, kid. A beaten-up dog may cower, but the second you turn his back, he retaliates.
 * Player: We adhering by that or something?
 * Todd Bishop: Exactly, we strike back at the perfect time. Just a few more days before the opportunity shows up..

Home Sweet Home

 * Stuart McMillian: Ladies & Gents! Today, Solar Crown moves to it's starter place, Oahu! Ever since 2008, we wanted to lead a vision. A race competition, like no other! And now that we're returning to our roots in Hawaii, expect things to get tough!
 *  BACK AT THE MANSION 
 * Player: Imma miss this house, man!
 * Todd Bishop: Are we gonna take over Solar Crown or no?
 * Player: I want to!
 * Todd Bishop: Then we need to go to Oahu!
 * Player: Fine...
 *  MEANWHILE IN OAHU 
 * Todd Bishop: Get ready, kid. The competition Stu has hired, they're Solar Crown legends. One of them is the richest & most famous driver of Solar Crown. Meet Andrew Sullivan!
 * Player: Yup, looks like a rich dude to me!
 * Andrew Sullivan: I'm gonna be with ya during the time you stay in Oahu, kid. It's also a haven for rides, like this one here.
 * Todd Bishop: I'm gonna do the housekeeping meanwhile!
 * Andrew Sullivan: You can change my Panamera's oil if you want!

Phone Calls (Welcome to Hawaii)

 * Todd Bishop: This one's from the Lower East Side days, kid. It's a shame Stu is doing whatever he pleases with it. He has it stored nice & clean in his garage over here. Take it back with your own 2 hands! (After unlocking Reacquire Mission #7)
 * Todd Bishop: I can't even imagine how much disrespect that ride was goin through before ya rescued it.. It's a Classic, and that's worse in so many levels. I could start crying without it. It's absence? Just wrong in so many levels. Come on kid, let's take back Launani Valley! (After unlocking 1973 Ford XB Falcon GT)
 * Andrew Sullivan: Hey amigo, it's me, Andrew! Stuart's expanding his crap into Oahu, this time he's made himself a theme park. Recently he's just opened a damn rollercoaster on that eyesore. The paint's still drying on that boring shit. Go there and open some space, tear down his rollercoaster, then make like a tree & run. (Before Retribution Mission 2)
 * Andrew Sullivan: Nice! That'll bury his profits even more. Oh and, by the way, I'm planning on entering some races, but as you can see... My ride ain't ready, but I believe it's on it's way to start biting even more. (After Retribution Mission 2)
 * Todd Bishop: Found some of your properties, kid! It's the same spot as where they are racing for pinks. Two birds with a stone, kid! (After unlocking Reacquire Mission #8)
 * Todd Bishop: What was yours is yours once again. Good job! One more race & Palolo is ours, kid! Show no mercy on this one. (After unlocking 2016 Chevrolet Camaro)

Flo's Time Trial

 * Flo: What's up, handsome? That's a nice ride you have there! I want you to show me how fast it is. You up, sugar? (Before Flo's Time Trial)
 * Flo: Great! Let me hop on! (Accepting Flo's Time Trial)
 * Flo: Well, I guess I'll see you next time, sweetie (Declining Flo's Time Trial)
 * Flo: That was nice, we should do that again next time! By the way, here's my phone number. See you, sugar! (After Flo's Time Trial)

Michele's Adrenaline Chase

 * Michele: That car of yours is fast, but I wanna make it more. If you can get the cops on our tail in 3 minutes, I'm definitely hopping on your ride again. (Before Michele's Adrenaline Chase)
 * Michele: Sweet! I'll get in if you want! (Accepting Michele's Adrenaline Chase
 * Michele: Get lost, coward, I'll find someone else (Declining Michele's Adrenaline Chase)
 * Michele: Good eye, you've made it and showed me how fast you are. See you again, bad boy! (After Michele's Adrenaline Chase)

Neferteri's Drift Challenge

 * Neferteri: Hello sugar, how ya doin? That's a nice car right there. You teach me how it drifts. You up, honey? (Before Neferteri's Drift Challenge)
 * Neferteri: Alright, I'm getting in! (Accepting Neferteri's Drift Challenge)
 * Neferteri: You can't?! Ya basic, got it! (Declining Neferteri's Drift Challenge)
 * Neferteri: That's nice, here's my phone number. We can go for another ride another day, ya heard? (After Neferteri's Drift Challenge)

Tune-Ups

 * Jude: '73 Falcon GT got some brand new tinted windows, a Billet Grill & a House of Kolor Neon Blue. A high polish blower make this car aggressive, alongside the Billet Grill. It's now riding on some American Racing wheels. The B&M short-shifter makes this car road-ready. This car is deadly to Solar Crown's stuff, you can definitely call it the Solar Crown Reaper. (After Tuning-Up the 1973 Ford XB Falcon GT)
 * Jude: This 1997 Civic Type-R goes crazy with the Pandem body-kit, dropped by 2, and some tribal art. The Gibson Headers & Exhaust make the Junkyard Winner rumble 20 blocks away