Annoying Orange (film)/Trailer transcripts

These are the trailer transcripts for the 2015 film, Annoying Orange:

Teaser Trailer

 * (Shows MPAA Green Screen)
 * (Shows Sony Pictures logo)
 * (Shows MGM logo)
 * (Shows Sony Pictures Animation logo)
 * Text: HE'S CUTE
 * Text: HE'S ANNOYING
 * Text: HE'S...
 * Text: AN ORANGE
 * (Orange laughs)
 * Text: FROM THE DIRECTOR OF SHREK NAS MADAGASCAR
 * Text: FROM SONY PICTURES AND SONY PICTURES ANIMATION
 * Orange: Hey, Apple.
 * Tomato: I am not an APPLE!
 * Text: COMES AN MOTION PICTURE EVENT
 * Orange: Like where? Where we going?
 * Text: ANNOYING ORANGE
 * Text: JULY 2015
 * Text: IN 3D

Theatrical Trailer 1

 * (Shows MPAA Green Screen)
 * (Shows Sony Pictures logo)
 * (Shows MGM logo)
 * (Shows Sony Pictures Animation logo)
 * Announcer: In the supermarket of Daneboe's...
 * Announcer: There's an cute..
 * Announcer: ..and annoying..
 * Announcer: ...orange.
 * (Orange laughs)
 * Text: FROM SONY PICTURES AND SONY PICTURES ANIMATION
 * Announcer: From Sony Pictures and Sony Pictures Animation...
 * TV Announcer: Order me. Call the Fruit Killer.
 * (All fruits screaming)
 * Orange: Hey, everbody. Grandpa Lemon's gone!
 * Pear: Oh no!
 * Orange: No problem! We can save Grandpa Lemon from the fruit killers and the devils of Canada.
 * Text: THIS SUMMER
 * Announcer: This summer...
 * Banana Pilot: Oh no, the fruit plane is out of CONTROL!
 * (All the fruits screaming as the fruit plane falls into the Fruit Island)
 * Orange: Yep! There's an Fruit Island.
 * Text: FROM THE DIRECTOR OF SHREK AND MADAGASCAR
 * Pear: Ah!
 * (Unicorn eats Apple)
 * Apple: There is mine, guy!
 * Text: COMES AN MOTION PICTURE COMEDY
 * Orange: United fruits....
 * All: ...will never be juiced!
 * Marshmallow: Yeah!
 * Text: TO SAVE ALL FRUITS FROM BEING JUICED.