Jason the Demon(TV Series)/Demons on Earth Transcript

(intro plays)

(intro ends)

(The episode starts off with Jason walking around town)

Jason:So bored!

(Jason sees a lady selling cookies)

Jason:Ooo! Cookies!

(He gives the lady a quarter and gets a cookie)

(He takes a bite of it)

(He spits it out)

Jason:What the hell is this? Is this shit?

Lady:It's cookie!

Jason:This ain't no cookie. Cookies taste good! They don't taste like crap!

(Lady gasps)

Lady:Your mom needs to give you a spanking, young man.

Jason:And your dumbass needs to learn how to bake a freakin cookie!

(Jason throws a cookie at her)

Lady:Ow!

(Jason walks away)

Jason:These bitches needs to learn how to make a damn cookie!

(He bumps into someone)

(Person turns around and he appears to be a cop)

Cop:You should be in school right now young man.

Jason:Nah, I am good.

Cop:It's not a choice, it's a command!

Jason:Bitch that wasn't no command.

Cop:Watch your language, young man.

(Jason smiles)

Jason:Ass, bitch, pussy, shit, mother-

(Jason gets shocked)

(scene shows a classroom)

Miss. Jackson:As you see kids, 2 plus 2 is 5 because you multiply 2 by 9 which gets you 69 and then you subtract it by 1 which gets you 666.

(Jason enters the classroom)

Jason:Sup.

Miss. Jackson:Who are you?

Jason:Jason. A cop made me come here.

Miss. Jackson:Well you can sit by Ian and Mia.

Jason:Why do I get the feeling I know those names......

Miss. Jackson:No one cares just sit down.

Jason:Ok.

(Jason sits down by Mia and Ian)

Jason:I remember you guys!

Mia:What are you doing here.

Jason:Some cop told me I have to come here. Anyways, tell me why we are learning math in english. That makes no sense

Ian:Just don't get into any trouble.

Jason:Trust me, there won't be any trouble

(They were silent)

Jason:You know I have a feeling trouble about to happen in 3...7...3000....B...D

(A big explosion happens)

Ian:What the-?

Jason:Told ya!

Miss. Jackson:Settle down, class!

Random kid:WE ALL GOING TO DIE! AHHH!

(Kids start running around the room)

(Miss. Jackson sits down at her desk and opens a beer bottle)

Miss. Jackson:Should of been a stripper when I had a chance...

(Miss. Jackson and drinks the bottle)

Jason:I am going to check it out!

(Ian holds Jason back)

Ian:You can't.

Jason:Why?

Ian:Because when things like this happen we have to stay in the classroom.

Jason:Ian stop being such a pussy!

Mia:That's what I said.

Ian:But-

Jason:Come on lets check out the explosion. It's better than watching these idiots running around and the teacher drinking beer.

Ian:Fine.

Mia:What are we waiting for? Lets go!

(They go outside of the classroom)

Miss Jackson:You guys not suppose to...whatever.

(Then it shows them in the city and there are demons everywhere and people are running)

Jason:Holy shit!

Ian:What are we going to do!

Mia:We can throw a pencil at them.

(Mia throws a pencil at a demon)

Jason:Are you stupid or are you just a dumbass.

Mia:Well you are the one who is a shapeshifter, do something!

Jason:Ok.

(Jason turns into a dragon and starts beating the demons up)

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