Queen of the Cossacks (Totally Spies)/Transcript

Transcript
'The scene starts at nighttime in the Museum in Saint Petersburg, Russia. A security guard was watching over the museum and making sure nothing went wrong or was stolen.'

Security Guard: "Well (he spoke with a heavy Russian accent), another night, another robbery prevented".

Suddenly, the guard heard a rumble, saw a giant dust cloud in the museum, and then he heard a loud woman's voice.

Olga:"ATTACK, MY COSSACKS! (she said in a Siberian accent)"

'Out of nowhere, shadowy figures in horses appeared and caused mayhem in the museum while shouting, knocking out the security guard. As soon as the chaos ended, the guard came back to his senses and was shocked to see that the museum was damaged and many artifacts disappeared.'

Security Guard: " Rimsky Korsakov!"

Title Sequence Begins.

'The scene cuts to Malibu University, where the sun shines and the water in the pool reflects the light. Students are walking to different classes. Cuts to the Mali-U dance studio, where the Spies are dressed in dark green Cossack hats, white Russian Cossack shirts, black Russian boots and red Russian Cossack pants and doing a... Cossack Dance together, grunting silently.'

Alex: "Uh, guys? (she spoke nervously while dancing and sweating). I know how much you wanted to do that famous Russian Squat Dance like you did with Trent in Super Mega Dance Party Yo but do you have to bring me to join you?"

Clover: (while rolling her eyes) "Well, duh! I mean, after all, we were supposed to dance together as a team. Rude much?"

Sam: "Come on, girls.