The Uprising/Transcript

This is the transcript of the season 1 episode "The Uprising", the first episode of the 2022 series The Night of the Undead, which aired on Adult Swim on July 25, 2022.

Cold open
(The screen opens on the Sun in the sky, with birds tweeting.)

Ryan: Ah, September. The month where majority of America have to go back to school. Except for me, and most other kids, because I have, well, graduated.

(The screen cuts to Ryan's room.)

Ryan: That's what I at least thought of until I have to go to Princeton University.

(Ryan puts a box on top of another box.)

Ryan: Hello. I'm Ryan Blake. 19-years-old. Just graduated high school, and now I have to go to some boring university in Central Jersey.

(Then cut to a car.)

Ryan: Don't get me wrong, New Jersey has a lot of interesting things, such as healthcare, cuisine, even the geography, like oh my god, those beaches are so beautiful! Like I just want to lay on that yellow sand, and let the Sun hit me like a fist.

(He closes the car trunk.)

Ryan: But we'll see how I do once I get out of here.

(He enters his car.)

Ryan: Spoiler alert: It's not gonna end well.

(He starts the car and drives off.)

Part 1
TBA.