Top 10 Things You Knew When You're Born in 1986 (Top 10 Things People Who Are Born in 1986 Knew)/Transcript

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[The scene fades to Trollface Guy in a girly, flower-printed background covered with '60s-themed flowers] [Trollface Guy walks away as Karen shows up] [a neon pink text in Comic Sans font appears in front of Karen that says "Top 10 Things You Knew When You're Born in 1986 (Top 10 Things People Who Are Born in 1986 Knew)"] [Annoying Archibald jumps out of nowhere] [Annoying Archibald jumps out of nowhere again and looks at Karen] [Annoying Archibald jumps out of nowhere for the third time and looks at the audience] [Annoying Archibald jumps out of nowhere one more time and plays the tuba]
 * Trollface Guy: And now it's time for Top 10, with Karen!
 * Karen: Hello, my name is Karen. Karen Higgleheimer. I am going to show you what it feels like to be a millennial born in 1986. When you're a millennial born in 1986, you knew that Spongebob was born in the same year as you, or that you have barely grew up in the '80s, or that you looked back at your old pictures―in particular, your third grade yearbook photo―and cringed, or that not only you grew up in the 20th century, but the 21st century as well. Let's take a look at the Top 10 Things You Knew When You're Born in 1986! or for people who are born in 1986 and/or are millennials, Top 10 Things People Who Are Born in 1986 Knew.
 * Karen: Number 10! You knew that Oreo O's came out in 1997, but was discontinued probably nine or ten years later, but introduced again another nine or ten years la―
 * Annoying Archibald: Top three!
 * Karen: 23 skidoo, I wasn't talking to you!
 * Annoying Archibald: Sorry if it's a dumb question, but what does "23 skidoo" mean?
 * Karen: Leave! Go away! Shoo! [she pushes him out of the way as she clears throat] So, anyways, Oreo O's came out in 1997, but was discontinued nine or ten years later, but introduced again another nine or ten years later. I remembered Oreo O's when I was a pre-teen but was discontinued when I was in my 20s. Number 9, you were watching the Spongebob Squarepants episode "Sleepy Time", but it wasn't long before you looked close to his birthdate on his ID.
 * Annoying Archibald: And reveal that he is born in 1986 like you?!
 * Karen: [to Annoying Archibald; sarcastically] Yeah, I know. No clue, Sherlock. I already know that. [he pushes him out of the way] So please, get lost! [to audience] Number 8, you barely grew up in the '80s, but the decades you grew up the most was the '90s, the 2000s and the 2010s.
 * Annoying Archibald: Three entries? Is this a top ten or a top three?
 * Karen: [to Annoying Archibald] A top ten, duh. [he pushes him out of the way] Go away already, you annoying pest! [to audience] Number 7, the '90s and the 2000s were always and will be your favorite decades. They're the perfect decades for TV shows, movies, fashion, music, video games, et cetera!
 * Karen: Oh, I give up! Archibald, I'm sorry, but I have to something to say. This might surprise you...
 * Annoying Archibald: [happily] Really?
 * Karen: ...BUT I QUIT! [she walks away as Annoying Archibald still plays his tuba as the scene fades to black]