Benson and The Thief/Transcript

(Lucy is attempting to trick Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football)

Lucy: Just kick the ball, you blockhead!

Charlie Brown: But every time I try, you just take the ball away.

Lucy: This time I won't! Come on, already!

Charlie Brown: (Thinking to himself) Maybe this time she means it. (He begins running)

(Officer Hector Bulldog jumps on Lucy and put a pair of handchuffs on her)

Hector: Lucille van Pelt, you're under arrest.

Lucy: WHAT!? Why, you motherf*cker!!!!????

Hector: Thanks to a police report given by every kid on your neihborhood.

Lucy: YOU DAMN TRAITORS!!! After all I made for you!.

(Hector takes Lucy away to a paddy wagoon)

Hector: Yeah; mental scarring, bullying, practing pycriatry whithout a title, sexual haselfist, noise contamination, animal abuse, etc, etc.

(After they leave, Charlie Brown kicks the football)

Charlie Brown: Yeah!

(Theme song) (Theme song ends)