Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure: Curse of the Red Stone of Aja

by Gayo

A/N: I wrote this fic because I think Joseph Joestar is really badass and wanted to write something with him in it!

In the beginning there was Red Stone of Aja its legendary power surrounded in mystery... Nothing was darker than the stars, the old sage had told Jotaro Kujo. And he also told Jotaro Kujo that virtue is the best property in a person. And that Jotaro Kujo could be the legendery Chosen One that the prophesies of old and dank and darkness had spoken about. Oh yes, the Prophecy. That what had made Jotaro Kujo lay awake at nights. Of course Lisa Lisa had asked what was up with Jotaro Kujo. "Of course," Jotaro Kujo would always say, "there is nothing going on, dear. Go back to sleep." And in their minds they'd fill in "You don't have to worry about the terrible burden I will have to carry for the rest of my life" Because everyone knows, prophesies have a nasty way of coming true. And this one was about to come true spectacularly. (A/N this is more goth than usually but I really like it this way! ) It looked like DIO had sought Jotaro Kujo out! Ever since Jotaro Kujo's parents told him that he was in fact a half vampire (or a dhampire), he had feared being discovered by DIO especially after Jotaro Kujo remembred the terrible secret of his past. Lisa Lisa looked with concerned at Jotaro Kujo, "what is wrong Jotaro Kujo?" Jotaro Kujo did not wait to answer her. He turned on one of his new found vampire powers and listened to DIO's commands. DIO was commanding his lackeys to search Jotaro Kujo out. After villain had harshly interrogatedand tortured DIO had discovred the truth behind Jotaro Kujo! And he told his henchmen that he had. "I have discovered the secret behind Jotaro Kujo's percentage" DIO told his henchmen. His lackeys smiled wickedly and took their weapons and rushed into the shopping centre. They had no concern for any of the shops. Jotaro Kujo and Lisa Lisa and Joseph Joestar faught like lions that were fighting among each other for the last scrap of meat and mannished to defaecate most of the henchmen. But then DIO stapped forwar and spoke: "I know your secret!" Then Joseph Joestar said: "How do you know about Jotaro Kujo being a half vampire (a/n: or dhampire, really!)?" DIO laughed and said: "you just told me! But also, I read it on Jotaro Kujo's facebook!" Jotaro Kujo gasped, he thaguht that he had posted it only for friends and not public! Jotaro Kujo had to be careful with his privacy settings because thye keep changing all the time (a/n: urrrgh, so annoying!) But DIO did nothing but launching. DIO then said: but that is not what I had discovered!" Oh no! both Joseph Joestar and Lisa Lisa gasped but Jotaro Kujo could only think of. They did not know the truth. That Jotaro Kujo was really rapped by DIO before Jotaro Kujo even knew of DIO's name! "I know that it was you so long ago who I raped before me and did everything that I had ever wanted to do with sucgh a fine pretty piece of meat like you!" Oh no! gasped Lisa Lisa and she felt really bad for Jotaro Kujo because even though she knew that Jotaro Kujo didn't love her and was really depressed, she really didn't expect this. And Joseph Joestar was also shocked because he knew the Trish and Jean Pierre Polnareff knew a great secret that he didn't know, he still didn't know it was going to be this kind of secret! Jotaro Kujo felt very depressed all the sudden. He lost the will to fight and dropped his weapon before DIO and villain laughed very loudly. DIO then said: "I have you now under my omplete spell like I had that so long ago!" (A/N I wanted a cliff hanger here but I'm sooooo excited to share the next but of story with you! " ) And when everyone was ready to go, suddenly, the door opened! "????!!" questioned Jotaro Kujo exclaimingly. Because in the doorway, no other than DIO stood! But instead DIO's usual smirk, there was confusion on his face! "Who.... who am I?" mutered DIO "Who are you?!" Jotaro Kujo said. "Who *is* he?!" Trish also said (a/n lol she aint very smart lol). "Who... who am I?" DIO repeated... "I don't know who I am!" "Zomg, DIO lost his memory!" concluded Joseph Joestar smartly. "Indeed, that is the only logical explanation," said Jotaro Kujo, who of course had thought of it before Joseph Joestar did but was too noble and modest to say so.  "Well, I say we kill him now." said Jean Pierre Polnareff. "That is a good idea," said Jotaro Kujo and he reached for his small sword. But then all the sudden, they were surrounded! By DIO's Highwaymans! "Lord!" they said. "We have brought you the Red Stone of Aja!" The Red Stone of Aja! Jotaro Kujo saw it within the hands of the ninja. As ever as revoking as it always had been. If only Jotaro Kujo could get to it! Then Jotaro Kujo remembered... He had the power of Being FABULOUS! Before DIO could turn to the highwayman, Jotaro Kujo lept forward and grabbed the Red Stone of Aja from minions's hands. Jotaro Kujo then apologised profoundly and patted the mercenarys on their back. "DIO," said Jotaro Kujo, "I'm sorry, but it's better for you never ever to remember who you were." And with Jotaro Kujo's Stand, he crushed the Red Stone of Aja. "Noooooo!" DIO said, "Now I will never know who I am!" "We'll get you sorted out," said Jotaro Kujo wisely. DIO looked happy. "DIO should pay for his crimes!" yelled Jean Pierre Polnareff. "But he doesn't know what he did, so it's unreasonable to kill them for it," Jotaro Kujo said wisely. Jean Pierre Polnareff recognised that he was being an arse and that Jotaro Kujo was right all along. "All we can do is to help DIO," said Trish, "And heal he with the power of love." she said as the usually stupid and naive girl she is. But Jotaro Kujo thought long and deep about Trish's speech. "I know a way to solve it," Jotaro Kujo said. But let's first go home. I'm tired. We've done enough adventuring for today. And then they all went home. A/N Stay turned for more about DIO's trauma and how the power of love heald him! It's gonna be an awesome story!.