Animaiited (Series)/Com.com (Transcript)

[The episode starts with the infamous Slap Chop commercial playing and Jim watching it]

Slap Chop guy: Hi, it's Vince with Slap Chop! You’re going to be in a great mood all day, because you’re going be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop. Now, look here’s a potato. One slap you got big chunks for stew, two slaps home fries in a second. And, look at this when you add a-

Jim: *throws remote at TV* I don’t care.

THE NEXT DAY…

Jim: Guys, you know those commercials on TV that are like “OoOoOoOOoHhhHhhh I’m selling this microscopic speck of dirt!!! Get it now!!!”

* Awkward silence*

Tim: uh… yeah?

Jim: Well I’m gonna be one of those people!

Everyone: …ok?

Jim: All I have to do is make a website! How? Well, go on the internet and search up “phone number to call for website making” and then I’ll call a phone number and then-

Indian guy on the phone: Hello, this is the Indian Call Service, if you want a website give us your credit card information and-

Jim: *hangs up* Oh, son of a bitch. I’ll just use Wix or GoDaddy.

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