Transcript of Adventure Time: Awakening (Sam the Editor's version)

(The scene fades in to Mark Dindal who reads a magazine and smokes a cigar then looks at the camera.)

Mark Dindal: Hello, welcome to "Adventure Time: The Movie". I'm Mark Dindal. And I'm the director of this movie. So excited you could make it. This movie contains something else that's intended for young audiences. And let me make up some rules. First rule, silence your cell phones and don't ruin the movie ever. Second rule, always keep quiet in the theater. Third and final rule, dispose the trash after the show. And please, the exits are left, right and behind you. (Stands up) Okay, that is, uh, "silence your phones, keep quiet and dispose the trash after the show." I guess that might work out after all. Anyway, I'm gonna have to say, "Enjoy the movie." And thanks for coming to the movie theater. (Smiles) Enjoy the movie, everyone. (Winks and leaves)

(The scene fades out and in to the Land of Ooo as text says "One year after the Gumbald War." The camera pans down to Finn's new house. In his new house, Finn sleeps with Flame Princess as an alarm blares then Minerva wakes up and sees Finn and Flame Princess sleep.)

Minerva: Wake up, Finn. I need you.

(Finn wakes up and exhales and the camera shows his new mechanical arm.)

Finn: Wow, that was a crazy dream. (Sees Minerva) Mom? Why did you wake me?

Minerva: Because a new threat is coming. I had a vision.

Finn: What is it?

Minerva: We'll explain on the way. Let's go.

Finn: Oh. Come on, Flame Princess. Let's go kick some hams.

Flame Princess: Huh? Oh, clam! A new threat's here!

Finn: I'll eat a protein bar. Good for bones. (Eats a protein bar) Oh. This is good. Let's run.

Flame Princess: Right away, Finn.

Finn: Marceline, let's go.

Marceline: What is it?

Finn: It's a new threat.

Marceline: Oh, damn. We gotta go check it out!

(Finn, Minerva, Flame Princess and Marceline run to the door. Finn opens the door as he, Jake, Flame Princess and Marceline see something really different. They see the gateway to Aaa in surprise.)

Finn: What's this?

Marceline: A gateway to Aaa.

Finn: Why is the gateway to Aaa built on the edge of the grass fields?

Minerva: Well, that's the funny thing about Aaa. You see? It can appear just about anywhere. The Candy Kingdom, the Fire Kingdom, and even the Ice Kingdom.

Finn: But I always thought Aaa was created by the Ice King, who created the Fionna and Cake books that were based on the real Fionna and Cake.

Minerva: Nope. It's just a gateway. Are you sure it's a good idea?

Finn: Oh, I'm pretty sure it is.

Flame Princess: Wait a minute. Isn't that why the gateway was actually built where it doesn't care until everyone knows all about it?

Finn: Oh, yes. And according to Simon Petrikov known as Ice King, Fionna and Cake can probably exist.

Marceline: Really?

Finn: (Rubs Marceline's shoulder) Yes, Marceline.

Flame Princess: That sounds like a crazy idea.

Finn: What an odd thing to say.

Marceline: (Awkwardly) Oh, sweet mercy.

Minerva: Hey, you two look... something different. Do we know each other?

Marceline and Flame Princess: Nope.

Minerva: Yes, but you two don't remember. I'm Minerva Campbell, I'm the mother of Finn.

Marceline: Oh, right. I'm Marceline Abadeer. It's really nice to meet you.

Flame Princess: (Chuckles) It's very nice to meet you, too.

Minerva: Thanks, girls. It's been my pleasure.

Finn: What should we do now? Should we jump to the portal? Or should we wait for Fionna and her friends to come?

Simon: Maybe we'll have to jump.

Minerva: Oh. Hello. You're Simon Petrikov, right?

Simon: Yes, I am. And you're Minerva Campbell.

Minerva: Yes.

Princess Bubblegum: I'll have to tell you when you come back to Ooo.

Peppermint Butler: Yeah, it'll be awesome when you have a new adventure.

Jake: I'm coming.

Finn: Oh. I guess you're right, Jake. You and Rainicorn could come.

Jake: Thanks. Isn't that right, Lady?

Lady Rainicorn: Oh, yes, it is.

BMO: We're all brave.

Minerva: I really hope we don't get sucked in.

Finn: Wait, did she really say "sucked in?"

(The portal sucks Finn, Minerva, Jake, Peppermint Butler, Marceline, Simon, Flame Princess, Lady Rainicorn, Princess Bubblegum and BMO in while they scream. The camera zooms into the portal as the title shows "Adventure Time: Awakening". The scene shows clips about the history of Marceline and Finn during the opening credits while the song plays "Ashes" by Olivia Olson. The opening credits ends along with the song. The scene shows Finn and his mother and friends who are unconscious on the ground. Finn gasps, wakes up, groans, pants and runs to the treehouse.)

Finn: (Faintly) Fionna! Cake! It's me! Finn! (He stops running) Wow. I can't believe I'm in the Land of Aaa. (Panting) I gotta see what's inside.

(Finn walks to it, opens the door and enters the treehouse.)

Finn: Wow. Look at this house. It looks the same as my house was destroyed. At least where Fionna and Cake should be. I gotta check it out.

(Finn climbs up and sees Fionna, Cake, Prince Gumball, Flame Prince, Marshall Lee, Butterscotch Butler, and Lord Monochromicorn.)

Fionna: You know, I gotta say, Cake, I've always been a good girl.

Cake: I know, baby. It seems when all hope still exists, we should be safe from the Ice Queen.

Finn: (Gasps dramatically) The Ice Queen!

(Finn, Fionna, Cake, Flame Prince, Lord Monochromicorn, Marshall Lee, Prince Gumball and Butterscotch Butler gasp.)

Finn: Oh! Seriously? Who are you and what are you all doing in my old treehouse?

Fionna: Your old treehouse? FYI, what are you doing in my treehouse?

Finn: Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, but let me introduce to myself. I'm Finn Mertens, and I'm the son of Min and Marty. I got a new mechanical arm.

Fionna: Wow.

Finn: Who are you, and why didn't you lose your arm like me?

Fionna: I'm Fionna, this is Cake, Flame Prince, Prince Gumball, Marshall Lee, Butterscotch Butler, and Lord Monochromicorn. And no, I didn't lose my arm. Because I'm different from you and my universe is different.

Finn: Oh. So you're different from me. I have three questions, then. One, will Dr. Gross be resurrected by lightning? Two, why are our universes different? And three, do I probably find a girl?

Fionna: Here's three answers. One: I'm pretty sure she will. Two: Our universes are different. And three: I think you just found a new girl.

Finn: I think you'll meet Marceline, Simon, my mom Minerva, my brother Jake, Peppermint Butler, BMO, Lady Rainicorn, and Flame Princess.

Fionna: Really?

Finn: Yes.

Flame Prince: I'm Flame Prince, and I'm the opposite of Flame Princess.

Finn: Oh, I see. (To the audience) Oh. Oh, hello. I know, right? Whose nuts have I been really excited to get my own standalone movie? I can't tell you, but it does with Butterscotch Buttler.

Butterscotch Butler: Ugh. Is that really necessary?

Finn: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the audience. And this is gonna be kick-ass. Let me guess, Fionna and Cake just couldn't defeat the Ice Queen, huh?

Marshall Lee: You know, I'm not entirely sure how it all works.

Finn: Oh. I thought I was gonna be awesome. Nah, I'm just kidding. And I'm about to fight your girlfriend for what she did to my arm like when Adam Sandler slipped his career from playing Jack and Jill in 2011.

Marceline: I wouldn't do that if I was you, Finn.

Finn: Sorry. Marceline! You're here! And you brought Bonnie, Phoebe, Minerva, Jake, Pepps, Rainicorn and BMO to her treehouse. Minerva, Fionna. Fionna, Minerva.

Minerva: So good to see you, Fionna. And you're the opposite of my son.

Fionna: Yes, I am.

Finn: Mom, tell her my dad and I disappeared.

Minerva: All right. Fionna, when Finn and Martin disappeared, I was left fragile as an eggshell. Dr. Gross was resolute.

(Finn gasps and sees visions of Dr. Gross in his mind)

Finn: That is impossible! Dr. Gross is dead. How did I sense that she'll be resurrected?

Minerva: Probably you did, baby boy.

(Finn's friends gasp and groan)

Fionna: Seriously? Your father left with you as a baby?

Finn: Yes.

Fionna: Geez. Why'd you have to be embarrassed?

Finn: I'm not sure. I was raised on that island. Martin left me when I was a baby.

(Back at the grass plains in Ooo, the thunder rumbles then the lightning reincarnates Dr. Gross. Dr. Gross opens her eyes and looks around.)

Dr. Gross: Tiffany, I'm home. (Teleports to her old laboratory) Oh, I forgot. Tiffany still exists. (She walks around and the screen shows clips from "Preboot" and "Hide and Seek" while she opens the fridge, grabs the milk jug and drinks straight out of the bottle)

Dr. Gross from Preboot and Hide and Seek: It's like an incentive program. It was once barren, but we intervened. Like all of the islands, we helped it grow. No biggie, Tiffany. My pets will bring them back. Oh, you've already got an implant. Looks deactivated, though.

(Dr. Gross breathes heavily then she screams hysterically and throws the milk to the screen, having a nervous breakdown while the song plays "Gangsta" by Nicki Minaj. She picks the razor up and smashes it to pieces, throwing it aside. She picks up an empty can of corn niblets, ripping it apart with her bare hands with a sadistic smile. She builds her new laboratory with a lethal injection, tentacles, tables and her old hybrid animals.)

Dr. Gross: I just know what to do. I'll find some servants after I call Tiffany Oiler. (She uses her phone to call Tiffany)

(At the canyon, Tiffany Oiler sits on a chair and drinks a lemonade. His phone rings then he picks it up.)

Tiffany: Hello?

Dr. Gross: (On phone) Hey, Tiffany. It's me.

Tiffany: Who is this?

Dr. Gross: Your adopted mother, Dr. Gross.

Tiffany: Hey. You're alive.

Dr. Gross: Yes, I'm reincarnated.

Tiffany: Only in body. Is there anything you'd like me to do?

Dr. Gross: Yes, I'd like you to come​​​ check out my new laboratory. And you can teleport anywhere, right?

Tiffany: Yes.

Dr. Gross: Very good, Tiffany. We're gonna find Patience St. Pim and Don John the Flame Lord so we can go to Aaa and then the Ice Queen will join us together after we break some villains out.

Tiffany: Sure. I'll be there.

Dr. Gross: All right, sweetie. Remember, teleport to my new laboratory so you can see me again.

Tiffany: I will. By the way, did you just call me something sweet?

Dr. Gross: Well, apparently, I did.

Tiffany: Oh. Right. I'll be at your new lab. Bye.

Dr. Gross: All right, bye.

(Tiffany pushes end call button and packs his stuff then he teleports to Dr. Gross' new lab. Back at her new lab, Tiffany appears from the canyon and sees Dr. Gross.)

Dr. Gross: Hello, Tiffany. So good to see you again. Great news. I just found the body of Patience St. Pim and Don John's in the Fire Kingdom. Let's find them so they can be our servants.

Tiffany: Great idea.

Dr. Gross: I'll call my old pets. (A satelite dish pings and calls her old hybrid animals) Let's find some servants and a ruler.

(Back at the grass plains, Dr. Gross uses the tracking device with Tiffany and her hybrid animals then she discovers the body of Patience St. Pim.)

Dr. Gross: Here's the body of Patience St. Pim. I'll dig.

(Dr. Gross uses the shovel and digs until she hits something.)

Dr. Gross: Hey, I hit something. (She sweeps the dirt and founds the body) We found it. She's still alive. Patience St. Pim, I summon you to awake.

(Dr. Gross cracks the egg and the egg crumbles to small pieces. Patience St. Pim moves and stands up then she sees Dr. Gross, Tiffany and her hybrid animals.)

Dr. Gross: Hello, Patience St. Pim. I'm Dr. Gross reincarnated.

Patience St. Pim: Only in body. Thanks for finding me.

Dr. Gross: Come, we must find one more servant. Don John the Flame Lord.

Patience St. Pim: Now that's really nice.

(Patience St. Pim and Dr. Gross climb out of the hole then they walk to the Fire Kingdom then we see Toronto who uses binoculars to see Dr. Gross reincarnated and Patience St. Pim alive while gasping three times and then he uses his teleportation device to teleport the dock in the cave. At the cave, Frieda and Susan prepare to enter the boat.)

Frieda: Susan, are you sure we're gonna see Finn again? I'm entirely beginning to know that he's in the Land of Aaa. So how are we gonna get some help?

Toronto: Maybe I could be of some assistance.

Frieda: Who said that?

Toronto: Down here. (Frieda and Susan see him) Hello.

Frieda: (Gasps) Oh, my God. A talking squirrel! (Tries to crush him)

Toronto: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Just chill! Take it easy! Get a hold of yourself! (Frieda stops and pants) It's cool. Relax. I'm Toronto. And yes, I'm a squirrel, and I can talk. Did you say you're about to help Finn and his family?

Frieda: Yes, but Susan made a mistake a long time ago.

Toronto: What? That's bullshit, girl.

Susan: Actually, Finn destroyed my implant, it was completely gone. Then I woke up in the hospital. I proclaimed it the best Seeker of all time.

Toronto: Wow, I... I knew that. You got so big and hunky.

Frieda: Yes, but that's exactly what I just said since childhood.

Susan: Uh-huh. Since you left the Candy Kingdom, the new age has already begun.

Toronto: It does?

Frieda: Yes, apparently.

Toronto: You damn bitches! Dr. Gross is still alive!

Susan: Really? Sorry, but I think Dr. Gross is dead.

Toronto: (irritably) No, I mean... (He shows Susan and Frieda Dr. Gross reincarnated on his phone) Dr. Gross is literally reincarnated!

Frieda: Whoa. I didn't know she's reincarnated.

Susan: Yeah, it was, like, the lightning who reincarnated my teacher. (Chuckles)

Toronto: (He angrily grabs Susan and Frieda) How could you two let this happen?!

Susan: You know what I mean. Even though we let the world go to hell, we've been living in the cave for a long time.

Frieda: A really long time.

Toronto: (shaking Susan and Frieda) When are you two gonna learn that with great power comes great responsibility?!

Frieda: I think Finn learns with great mechanical arm comes... abilities.

Toronto: (Sighs) Let me guess. You two just left...

Susan: Yes, we had to leave the island after Finn turned the Guardian off.

Toronto: Hmm. (Gasps) Hey, I got an idea. Instead of using the boat, why don't we go on a plane to the gateway to Aaa? That'd be fun, wouldn't it?

Frieda: Sure, Toronto.

Toronto: Great! Let's get on the plane.

(He, Susan and Frieda run to the plane.)

Toronto: By the way, what's your couple name? Frusan? (Chuckles) That's a funny name.

Frieda: I don't know what it means.

Toronto: (Awkwardly) Right.

(At the top of the cave, they see three planes instead of one.)

Frieda: Really? You brought three planes?

Toronto: Absolutely, my seducably... (Sighs) Never mind. Let's just go.

Susan: Toronto, I...

Toronto: I know, Susan. Which names do you like better? Susan or Kara?

Susan: I'm thinking... Susan better.

Toronto: Right.

Frieda: So, what do you say? Let's make some sweet, kick-ass music.

Toronto: All right. Good thing I got my MP3 player. (To the audience) This shit's gonna have nuts in it. (To Susan) You know what? You got that... (Laughing) Oh, my God! I can't help myself. (Laughs hysterically)

Frieda: Toronto, are you all right?

(Toronto's laughter becomes harder until he whimpers then he falls down and his laughter stops.)

Frieda: Toronto. Toronto, speak to me. (Toronto stands up and sighs)

Toronto: I think my laughter just got harder. It's the most posibility thing that people probably laugh all the time.

Frieda: Wait. You have that teleportation device, right?

Toronto: Well, yes, I have.

Susan and Frieda: Oh.

Toronto: I got three copies. One for Frieda. (Gives Susan a copy of teleportation device) And one for Frieda. (Gives Frieda another copy of teleportation device) All right. Let's go to the gateway to Aaa. Oh, we won't be forgetting our planes.

Susan: All right. (Holds onto the plane as Frieda and Toronto grab two planes) Here we go.

(Susan presses the button and the teleportation device teleports Susan, Frieda, Toronto and their three planes to the gateway to Aaa. At the Fire Kingdom, Flame King grills hot dogs for the people while he hums. A door pounds as Flame King gasps then Patience St. Pim busts the door.)

Patience St. Pim: Flame King.

Flame King: Patience St. Pim? I knew you failed deep.

Patience St. Pim: Of course, I did. But I'm afraid I'll have to take Don John the Flame Lord.

Flame King: Seriously? You're taking him?

Patience St. Pim: Yes, I'm serious. And I'm brainwashing the guards. (Brainwashes the Flame Guards) Release Don John.

(One of the Flame Guards release Don John the Flame Lord. The Lantern comes down and Don John chuckles.)

Don John: Wow, I guess that works out after all. Not unless I got muscular arms like Susan when I'm that buff.

(The Lantern lands and opens then Don John comes out while he walks to Patience St. Pim.)

Patience St. Pim: Now we've got two servants of Dr. Gross.

Flame King: Dr. Gross?

Patience St. Pim: Sorry, Flame King. You're iced. (Freezes Flame King who yells) There. That should keep you quiet. Let's go.

(Patience St. Pim and Don John walk to Dr. Gross. Outside the Fire Kingdom, Dr. Gross sees Don John and Patience St. Pim.)

Dr. Gross: Looks like you're out of the lantern.

Don John: Yep. I just got out.

Dr. Gross: There's the gateway to Aaa. But first, let's break the villains free from Mars.

(Dr. Gross, Patience St. Pim, Don John and Tiffany Oiler teleport to Mars. They arrive at the grass plains.)

Toronto: Well, here we are.

(The black screen fades up to the grass plains.)
 * Comic-Con Trailer

Dr. Gross: There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?

(Finn wakes up and pants then runs to the treehouse. The next scene shows Lemongrab who rides on his horse. Another scene shows Martin Mertens who rides on his ship while he flies to the gateway to Aaa. Another scene shows Fionna who runs to the woods. Another scene shows Frieda, Susan and Toronto who fly on their three planes. The scene cuts to black then cuts back to Dr. Gross who becomes reincarnated.)

Dr. Gross: The new age... (Her hand transforms into a sword then the scene cuts to black) will be burned.

(Finn runs to the turret while the song plays "Tom Sawyer" by Rush then he enters it. He aims at the HK-Aerials then fires. The scene cuts to black then the screen fades up to the title named "Adventure Time: Awakening". The song ends and the text says "April 2020". Trailer ends.) (The scene opens with the water then the scene fades up to the blue crystals until Marceline touches them. The camera pans up to Marceline who breathes heavily. The scene cuts to black then fades up to Warner Bros. Pictures logo then it switches to Warner Animation Group. The scene fades in to black then fades out to Finn who meets Fionna.)
 * Teaser Trailer

Finn: The power is strong in my family. My father has it. Marceline has it. I have it. You have that power, too.

Fionna: I know. A new age is about to be burned. Dr. Gross has been reincarnated. Patience St. Pim still exists. Don John was set free. We must do something about it.

(The scene cuts to black and the text says "On April 3rd." The scene shows clips from the movie until the scene cuts to black. We hear Finn who pants.)

Finn: Who the hell are you guys?

(The scene cuts to the pop culture characters who wave hello to him. The scene cuts to the title to "Adventure Time: Awakening". The scene cuts to a text which it says "April 3rd. Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D and Dolby Cinema". Teaser ends.) (The scene cuts to Patience St. Pim and Flame Lord who meets Dr. Gross, Tiffany Oiler and Ice Queen in her throne room.)
 * Full Trailer

Dr. Gross: When you two failed deep, I saw new incredible power. And now, we're here for our vengeance on Finn and his family.

(The scene cuts to Finn who uses his new mechanical arm then he smiles. The scene cuts to black and fades up to Warner Bros. Pictures, Warner Animation Group and Cartoon Network Movies logos then fades back to black. The scene cuts to Fionna and Cake's treehouse as we see Finn who looks at it while the song plays "Pure Imagination" by Ghostwriter Music.)

Finn: I was raised on that island. Martin left with me when I was a baby.

(The scene shows the raft with Finn as a baby who eats breadstick from the breadstick wand. The scene cuts to black then fades up to Patience St. Pim.)

Patience St. Pim: No one will stand in our way, Doc. I will finish what LSP started.

(Dr. Gross uses buzzsaws for hands to turn Finn into a robot while she struggles. The scene fades up to the text with "Warner Bros. Pictures presents". The scene cuts to Finn and his army who run to fight Dr. Gross and her new robotic army.)

Marceline: There are stories about what happened.

Martin: I know. It's all true.

(Text says "On April 3rd." The scene cuts to clips from the movie.)

Martin: The good. The evil. They exist.

Minerva: The power. It calls to you, my son.

Dr. Gross: Fulfill your destiny.

(Tentacles strangle Finn as they seem about to attaches Finn's mind while he screams in agony. The scene cuts to black then the song stops.)

Finn: I wish I could forgive you. And maybe you could be part of the family.

(Dr. Gross feels happily sad as she shows him her hand. The scene cuts to black then fades out to the title "Adventure Time: Awakening" while the female choir sings "Come With Me". Cuts to text which it says "April 3rd. Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D and Dolby Cinema." Trailer ends.) (Warner Bros. Pictures, Warner Animation Group and Cartoon Network Movies logos start. The scene shows Minerva and Martin in a hospital who sleep with their newborn son Finn while the song plays "Worlds Collide" by Nicki Taylor.)
 * Final Trailer

Finn: My name's Finn Mertens. I was born on Founders Island. One fateful night, my father saw a woman with glasses riding on a tiger with her henchmen. He found a raft that'll lead them away. But then, on a stormy night, the Guardian tries to kill my father. He said he'll be back for me. Until then, he tried to defeat it with a device which its eye exploded. And that's why I went to Ooo for years. Until eventually, I returned and turned the Guardian off. And that's why I went back to Ooo and eventually, LSP saved the land from the crazy elemental island. After this, the humans arrive to Ooo. And I saw my mom again. One year later, My mom, friends and I saw the gateway to Aaa.

(The scene cuts to Dr. Gross who tortures Marceline in her new laboratory.)

Dr. Gross: I know what you want, Marceline. You shouldn't have done that.

(The scene cuts to Finn who uses his new mechanical arm to shoot a tree.)

Flame Prince: I've seen this power once. But back then, it didn't come along the plan. It does now.

(The scene cuts to Flame Lord who sits on his bed then he throws the goblet out the window.)

Flame Lord: The new age will be burned. Kill it. If you have to.

(Flame Lord aims his gun at the top of the castle while he breathes shakily. The scene cuts to black with the text which it says "On April 3rd." Scene cuts back to Finn who duels Patience St. Pim, Flame Lord and Dr. Gross then cuts back to Princess Bubblegum who talks to Marshall Lee.)

Princess Bubblegum: We both have the same species.

Marshall Lee: And we both have the same love, my bride.

(The scene cuts to Flame Prince who uses his axe while Flame Lord uses his spear then they engage a fight.)

Flame Prince: Come on!

(They struggle then the scene cuts to Frieda, Toronto and Susan who fly on their planes.)

Master Chief: This is not going to go the way you think.

(The scene cuts to epic battle scenes while the text says "A new adventure awaits".)

Dr. Gross: Give... me...

(Scene cuts to Dr. Gross who sees Finn strangled by the tentacles.)

Dr. Gross: ...everything.

(Dr. Gross uses her hand to attatch his head while he screams then the scene cuts to black and the song stops. The scene fades in to Finn who hugs Martin and Minerva.)

Finn: I want a reunion to be a happy time. And it's the only way I need.

(Minerva and Martin sigh then Finn chuckles happily. The scene cuts to black then fades out to the title "Adventure Time: Awakening". The scene cuts to Finn who grabs an ice soldier while in fire mode.)

Finn: (Demonic voice) We will rip both of your arms and then both of your legs. And then we will rip your head right off your spine. You will be this armless, legless, headless thing, won't you? Going down the street. Like an egg roll. In the wind. And you know who I am. I am Finn.

(Finn rips an ice soldier limb from limb then becomes normal mode.)

Finn: Oh. Um... I have a fire parasite.

Minerva: Oh.

Finn: Yes. I know, mom.

(The scene cuts to the text which it says "April 3rd. Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D and Dolby Cinema." Trailer ends.)