The Uprising/Transcript

This is the transcript of the season 1 episode "The Uprising", the first episode of the 2022 series The Night of the Undead, which aired on Adult Swim on July 25, 2022.

Part 1
(The screen opens on the Sun in the sky, with birds tweeting.)

Ryan: Ah, September. The month where majority of America have to go back to school. Except for me, and most other kids, because I have, well, graduated.

(The screen cuts to Ryan's room.)

Ryan: That's what I at least thought of until I have to go to Princeton University.

(Ryan puts a box on top of another box.)

Ryan: Hello. I'm Ryan Blake. 19-years-old. Just graduated high school, and now I have to go to some boring university in Central Jersey.

(Then cut to a car.)

Ryan: Don't get me wrong, New Jersey has a lot of interesting things, such as healthcare, cuisine, even the geography, like oh my god, those beaches are so beautiful! Like I just want to lay on that yellow sand, and let the Sun hit me like a fist.

(He closes the car trunk.)

Ryan: But we'll see how I do once I get out of here.

(He enters his car.)

Ryan: Spoiler alert: It's not gonna end well.

TBA.