Big Hero 6 (My Version)/Transcript

[The scene opens with logos before the scene fades up to the city of San Fransokyo while the credits come up: "Walt Disney Pictures presents", "In Association with Media Rights Capital", and "A Roth Films/Bad Robot/A113 Production" as the thuds sound are heard until the bot fight appears in the alley Yama defeats the fighter as Little Yama uses the buzz saw to defeat the fighter's robot and the crowd cheers while the fighter becomes surprised.]

Ringleader: The winner by total annihilation... Yama!

Yama: Who's next? Who has the guts to step into the ring, with Little Yama?

[The other bot fighters become nervous and hide their robots as one of them rips its head off.]

Hiro: Can I try? I have a robot. I built it myself. (shows Yama his little, innocent robot, Megabot)

[Yama laughs raucously as the crowd falls in.]

Ringleader: Beat it, kid. House rules. You gotta pay to play.

Hiro: Oh. Uh... is this enough? [holds up a handful of money]

Yama: What's your name, little boy?

Hiro: [shyly] I'm Hiro. Hiro Hamada.

Yama: Prepare your bot, Zero.

[Hiro and Yama prepare their bots as they sit crisscrossed. Yama cracks his joint and Hiro makes a joint cracking sound.]

Ringleader: Two bots enter, one bot leaves. Fighters ready? Fight!

[The fight starts as Little Yama destroys Megabot and Yama laughs.]

Hiro: That was my first fight. I-I- Ca- Can I try again?

Yama: No one likes a sore loser, little boy. (chuckles) Go home.

Hiro: I've got more money.

[He reluctantly places the rest of his money on the plate for a second fight.]

Ringleader: Fighters ready? Fight!

[Suddenly, Megabot reassembles itself. Hiro drops his shy, innocent little boy act.]

Hiro: Megabot, destroy. (grins evilly)

Yama: Huh?

[Megabot fights Little Yama as Yama tries to destroy Megabot while Hiro controls Megabot.]

Yama: What the hell?

[Megabot tears Little Yama's arms off and punches its head and pops it off as it wins the second fight while the crowd gasps and then Megabot takes a bow.]

Hiro: No more Little Yama.

Yama: But, what... (angrily) This is not possible!

Hiro: (while he takes the money) Hey, I'm as surprised as you are. Beginner's luck. Do you wanna go again, Yama? (Yama approaches him closely) Oh, damn.

[Yama pushes Hiro against the wall and takes his Megabot.]

Yama: No one hustles Yama!

Hiro: Whoa, hey.

Yama: Teach him a lesson.

[Yama's gang laughs and approaches Hiro to beat him up.]

Hiro: Hey, fellas. Let's talk about this.

[Yama's gang member cracks his knuckles, but suddenly, Tadashi's motorcycle arrives at the alley as Yama and his gang fall like dominoes.]

Tadashi: Hiro, get on!

Hiro: Tadashi! (hops on Tadashi's motorcycle) Oh, good timing!

[Tadashi puts a helmet on Hiro's head as he drives and Yama stands up and looks at Hiro's Megabot.]

Yama: Aha! Oh, mama.

[Megabot beats up Yama as he yells and then Megabot goes to Hiro and Hiro catches it.]

Tadashi: Are you okay?

Hiro: Yes.

Tadashi: Are you hurt?

Hiro: No.

Tadashi: Then what the hell were you thinking, knucklehead?! (turns his motorcycle around) You graduated high school when you were 13, and this is what you're doing?

Yama: There they are! Hey!

Tadashi: (sees a ramp) Hold on!

[Tadashi drives through the ramp and makes his motorcycle jump.]

Hiro: Yes!

[Tadashi's motorcycle lands and drives away.]

Tadashi: Bot fighting is illegal! You're gonna get yourself arrested!

Hiro: Bot fighting is not legal. Betting on bot fighting, that's- that's illegal. But so lucrative. (takes a fat wad of money) I'm on a roll, big brother! (throws arms up victoriously) And there is no stopping me!

[Then, all of a sudden, Tadashi stops his motorcycle and sees the police.]

Tadashi: Oh, damn.

[The police car door opens as Chief Brent walks to Hiro and Tadashi.]

Chief Brent: Well, well, well. Lookee who we have here. Hiro Hamada and his big brother, Tadashi.

Hiro: Is there a problem, chief?

Chief Brent: Oh, there's a problem I'd like to tell you both about bot fighting. Betting's unacceptable and I'm placing you and your brother under arrest for illegal betting on bot fighting. Lock them up.

[The officers cuff Hiro and Tadashi and the scene cuts to Hiro and Tadashi locked up in two separate cells. Hiro chuckles awkwardly and waves his hand while Tadashi's with the bot fighters. The scene cuts to Aunt Cass who walks around with the truck as Officer Silvers opens the door.]

Officer Silvers: Have a good night.

Hiro and Tadashi: (shamefully) Hi, Aunt Cass.

Aunt Cass: (worried) Are you guys okay? Tell me you're okay.

Hiro: We're fine.

Tadashi: We're okay.

Aunt Cass: Oh, good. (she grabs Hiro and Tadashi by the ears and drags them both to the truck) Then what were you two knuckleheads thinking?!

[The scene cuts to Aunt Cass who drives the truck as Hiro and Tadashi hold their ears.]

Aunt Cass: For ten years, I have done the best I could to raise you.

[The scene cuts to Aunt Cass who closes the truck door as she walks to the front door at Lucky Cat Cafe.]

Aunt Cass: Have I been perfect? No. Do I know anything about children? No! Should I pick up a book on parenting?! Probably! Where the hell was I going with this? I had a damn point.

Tadashi: Sorry.

Hiro: We love you, Aunt Cass.

Aunt Cass: Well, I love you too! (opens the front door, turns on the lights and picks a chocolate donut) I had to close up early because of you two felons. On beat poetry night. (takes a bite into a chocolate donut) Stress eating. Because of you. Come on, Mochi. (Mochi wakes up and meows) This is really good!

[Aunt Cass walks away as Hiro and Tadashi go upstairs to their room and Hiro goes on the computer.]

Tadashi: You better make this up to Aunt Cass before she eats everything in the cafe.

Hiro: For damn sure.

Tadashi: And I hope you learned your lesson, smartass.

Hiro: (turns his chair around) Absolutely.

Tadashi: You're going bot fighting, aren't you?

Hiro: There's a fight across town. If I book, I can still make it.

[Hiro tries to go bot fighting as he takes Megabot, but Tadashi stops Hiro as he grabs him by the hoodie.]

Tadashi: When are you gonna start doing something with that big brain of yours?

Hiro: What? Go to college like you? So people can tell me stuff I already know?

Tadashi: Unbelievable. Oh, what would Mom and Dad say?

Hiro: I don't know. They're gone. They died when I was three, remember?

[Tadashi has an idea.]

Tadashi: Hey! (throws a helmet to Hiro) I'll take you.

Hiro: Really?

Tadashi: (sighs) I can't stop you from going, but I'm not gonna let you go on your own.

Hiro: Sweet.

[The scene goes to San Fransokyo Institute of Technology as Tadashi and Hiro ride on a motorcycle.]

Hiro: What are we doing at your nerd school? Bot fight's that way!

[They have arrived at Ito Ishioka Robotics Lab.]

Tadashi: Gotta grab something.

[The scene goes to Hiro and Tadashi who walk at the hall to Tadashi's laboratory.]

Hiro: Is this gonna take long?

Tadashi: Relax, you big baby. We'll be in and out. Anyway, you've never seen my lab. (opens the door and enters his lab)

Hiro: Oh, great, I get to see your nerd lab.

Go Go: Heads up!

Hiro: Whoa!

[Go Go puts her magnetic bike on two magnets as she takes the magnetic wheel off and throws it back on. Hiro looks at robotics controlled by inventors as he swipes his hand with Go Go's gravity bike electro-mag suspension.]

Hiro: Damn. Electro-mag suspension? (whistles)

Go Go: Hey. Who the hell are you?

Hiro: Oh, uh-

Tadashi: Go Go, this is my brother, Hiro.

Go Go: (takes her helmet off and blows her bubblegum) Welcome to the nerd lab, smartass.

Hiro: (chuckles nervously) Yeah. I've never seen electro-mag suspension on a bike before.

Go Go: Zero resistance. Faster bike. (removes one of the wheels) But not fast enough. (tosses the wheel into a bin) Yet.

[Hiro hears electricity crackle as he approaches Wasabi.]

Wasabi: Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Do not move. Behind the line, please.

[Hiro goes behind the line.]

Tadashi: Hey, Wasabi. This is my brother, Hiro.

Wasabi: (lifts his goggles up) Hello, Hiro. (puts it back on) Prepare to be amazed. Catch.

[Wasabi throws an apple at laser-induced plasma as the apple slices it in thin as Hiro takes one.]

Hiro: Mary, mother of God. (Wasabi makes his laser-induced plasma visible, creating a green glow) Laser-induced plasma?

Wasabi: Oh, yeah. With a little magnetic confinement for, uh, ultra-precision.

Hiro: (picks up a magnifying glass and examines it) Wow. How do you find everything in this mess?

Wasabi: Oh! I have a system. (puts a magnifying glass back in its place) There's a place for everything, and everything in its place.

Go Go: (snatches a wrench from Wasabi's system) Need this!

Wasabi: (freaks out) You can't do that, damn it! It's anarchy! Society has damn rules!

Honey Lemon: (while she rolls a huge ball of tungsten carbide as she listens to music on her earbuds, squeezing past Hiro and Tadashi) Excuse me! Coming through! (places it on a lift) Tadashi! (sees Hiro) Oh, my God, you must be Hiro! (gasps) I've heard so much about you! (removes her earbuds and kisses Hiro on both cheeks) Perfect timing! Perfect timing! (uses the lift to elevate the ball)

Hiro: That's a whole lot of tungsten carbide.

Honey Lemon: 400 pounds of it! Come here, come here, come here, come here. (enthusiastically drags Hiro to a large kit filled with various liquid chemicals at the ready) You're gonna love this! A dash of perchloric acid, a smidge of cobalt, a hint of hydrogen peroxide (takes out a small hand-held flamethrower and heats up the formula) super-heated to 500 Kelvin, and... (sprays the pink formula around the ball then uses magnetic force to attract it onto the ball) Ta-da! It's really great, huh?

Hiro: It's so... pink.

Honey Lemon: Here's the best part. (giggles and lightly touches the ball with her finger. Instantly, the ball explodes into a cloud of pink dust)

Hiro: Hot damn.

Honey Lemon: (covered in pink dust) I know, right? (laughs and removes her glasses) Chemical metal embrittlement!

Tadashi: Not bad, Honey Lemon.

Hiro: Honey Lemon? Go Go? Wasabi?

Wasabi: I spill wasabi on my shirt one time, people. One time! (pushes the door open)

Tadashi: (chuckles) Fred is the one who comes up with the nicknames.

Hiro: Uh, who's Fred?

Fred: (appears behind Hiro in his mascot costume) This guy! Right here!

Hiro: (turns around, shrieks in surprise and jumps back in alarm)

Fred: Uh-uh, don't be alarmed. It is just a suit. This is not my real face and body. (shakes Hiro's hand) The name's Fred. School mascot by day, but by night... (does several impressive moves with the sign he's carrying) I am also a school mascot.

Hiro: So, what's your major?

Fred: No, no, no, I'm not a student. But I am a major science enthusiast. I've been trying to get Honey to develop a formula... (shows Hiro the comic book cover) that can turn me into a fire-breathing lizard at will. But she says that's "not science."

Honey Lemon: It's really not.

Fred: Yeah, and I guess the shrink ray I asked Wasabi for isn't "science" either. Is it?

Wasabi: Nope.

Fred: Well, then, what about "invisible sandwich"?

Tadashi: Hiro.

Fred: Imagine eating a sandwich, but everybody just thinks you're crazy.

Wasabi: Just stop.

[While they chat, Hiro enters Tadashi's office.]

Hiro: So, uh, what have you been working on?