Japanese Vocal Synth Figure Panic

Hatsune Miku: I know this might be painful, but--

Cocorobo: 日本は危機に瀕している! (Nihon wa kiki ni hin shi te iru!)

Megurine Luka: Cocorobo said that Japan is in danger.

VY1 Mizki: Danger?! I can't stand watching it!

(Gumi gasps with most other Japanese Vocal Synth Figures screaming)

Kamui Gakupo: Did one of you say danger? Oh, my Lord of the Eggplants, I shall get my blade sharpened.

VY2 Yūma: Might just have to do the same with mine.

Miku: Oh, Luka, that's what I was going to say.

Luka: I know, Miku, it's a pity the Japanese humans got distraught when the environmental status got too high.

Miku: Since the beginning of 2022?

Luka: Terribly...

Teto Kasane: That seems potentially wicked! I must get my old friends together; some have already fallen into panic.

Luna Amane: Ugh, Code Sakura, I'm starting to suffocate in that connection!

Gumi Megpoid: Poor Lunane, I'll get you out of here.

Sasara Satou: Get away, everybody! I'm losing my mind and our land is getting worse!

KAITO: Calm down, Sasara, I have one question to ask you; has every Japanese citizen got each home of their own? My family house must be in somewhere and thankfully, it is never damaged.

Maki Tsurumaki: So not everything in Japan is damaged by this year?

Akikoloid-chan: I hope the Lawson Blue Convenience Store isn't broken.

Nana Macne: This is not good. My family and I must plant as many apple trees as we can! *all other members of the Macne Family agreeing at once*

Momo Momone: All I heard of is such a mess! I can't clean it all up by myself!

Momotaro Momone: Don't worry, sis, I can help you with my reinforcements.

Defoko: Guys, I want to tell you this one thing; North Korea's not attacking Japan with nuclear missiles, it's attacking the Pacific Ocean.

Koe Utane: Is that where the pink and yellow mermaids live?

Namine Ritsu: Uh, I might not like our country, but I admit it never took hits from nuclear weapons by the North Korean bullies.

CUL: And what about their people? I know we represent Japan which is one of Ukraine's allies for today, so in the American human artist Kimberly Jordan's favor, we shall get our team extended before we punish those North Korean gluttons and feed their starving people!

Rin Kagamine: What superfoods do they need, oranges?

Len Kagamine: Bananas?

MEW: I think those are good suggestions, Kagamine twins, let me write down my list of foods that those poor, innocent North Korean starving people all need. *takes her notebook and pen out of her purse she's wearing*

Rikka Koharu: Not to mention all the other unfair things happening in the whole earth! If they aren't set right, I'm gonna scream my eyes and tears out!