Cool Rap Wars/Mario vs. Doomslayer

Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! Mario! Vs! The Doomslayer! Battle!

Mario: It's a me Mario! And I will crush you like if you are a barrio. You may be a man who slays the forces of hell. But you're only known for your memes with Isabelle. I have multiple spin-offs while Doom Three went badly. So you challenging me is like "Can I Play Daddy?" I am the icon of Nintendo and famous for even more. While Doom Eternal tried forcing in lots of lore. So I don't even need a mushroom or Luigi to beat you. Because Doomslayer, I know your demon slaying is the quality of poo

Doomslayer: Shut it you italian red gym sock. I've seen demons defeated by the length of your cock. Your games are just always the same various stories you been doing the same schtick all the time how old are you 40? I've beaten powerful demons and made them my beitch your princess gets captured every time surprised bowsers not already married peach. And your brother luigi doesn't get all the lime light. he plays the third wheel yet you always tell him don't fight. I crushed you big this doomslayer is mega. you'll always be under the bus behind the hedgehog of SEGA

Mario: My motives are weird please don't be funny. I wasn't the one who slayed demons cause they killed my pet bunny. And a dick joke, at least I'm not sucking the one that's micro soft. I am more intimidated by Lara Croft. Romero abandoned you and you started to crumble. My franchise never had a single mumble. And connection you to Wolfenstein, that is weird. Because both of you aren't really feared. Be glad that only your second game is on the Nintendo Switch. Because I'm about to make you my bitch.

Doomslayer: On Nintendo Switch? What was the N64 broken? I heard better comebacks from a Street Fighter Hadokin. And your new game what the hell new version of Mario Golf? Did Sakurai give you a bad paycheck and tell you to fuck off? It's no wonder your out of ideas, You don't have anything new. If anything here's some advice RETIRE Dude!! It's no wonder you should have stayed dead when Sephiroth nearly chopped you up in Smash. you and your brother look like ornaments for a VeggieTales Christmas Bash? You Game Over'd once yet I won't make you respawn again. Now when people think Mario, They'll think of that film from Illumination

Mario: Dissing my movies, does it look like I give a fuck? People don't even remember your movie starring the Rock. I am a mushroom boss who can't be beat. You just kill demons, that doesn't measure to my feats! You are chalked up to be an unstoppable green killing machine. But my brother looks more intimidating in green. You seriously think you can match up to me? I have Galaxy, Odyssey and Thousand Year Door while you have what, Doom 3? You may be a demon slayer but you can't escape my disses. And after I win, I’ll embrace Peach with my sweet kisses.

Doomslayer: Just admit it Mario, Your a washed up Nintendo hog. You get all the limelight like a master calling his dog. And to mention Paulina wasn't she your first crush? trying to rescue her from a huge monkies clutch? You had so many cartoons i clearly lost count cause they blow. The only convincing mario i trust is Lou Albano. all you do is kart race do parties and go sliding on ice bits. The most disappointing you done is your crossover with Rabbidz. Not even one person ever played your Paper Mario games. if anything I'd just wad you up and just throw you away. I have outmatched you plumber this match here is over. Now you know what its like to be outplayed by power.