User blog:GazzaB9/Even More Very Incorrect Good Ol' Magic Quotes


 * Charlotte: You thought I was done? you thought I was gone for good? bitch, please! you really think I'd give up my crown that easily? I'm the king of incorrect quotes! never forget that!
 * Lily: Queen.
 * Charlotte: No one asked you!


 * Shadow Warrior: Don't do anything I would do.
 * William: Okay.
 * Shadow Warrior: Don't do anything I wouldn't do either.
 * William: Uh...
 * Shadow Warrior: There's a small grey space in the middle, that's where you operate.


 * Charlotte: You like that, baby?
 * William: No, I'm actually far more flaccid then I was at the beginning of this believe it or not...


 * Maria: The number eight is just two number threes kissing.
 * Lily: Don't make me think about that.


 * Griffinface: Your really minimum uniqueness minimizes gangrenous animals yeah?
 * Darklia: Now read the first letter of each word.


 * Daisuke: Did you pee in the pool?
 * William: I didn't.
 * Andrew: Oh my god!
 * William: I may have peed in the pool.


 * Charlotte: We take requests if you got them.
 * Lily: Do we?
 * Charlotte: I don't know, probably.


 * Maria: Hey, look at this character I made up!
 * Charlotte: That's just me but a brunette.
 * Maria: Okay, don't be a hater!


 * Carrie: Sure I'm failing in most of my classes but, hey, Washington failed all of his exams and he ended up winning a war and becoming president!
 * Lily: That's not true.
 * Carrie: Okay, if you're going to nitpick every little thing I say I don't think we can be friends anymore.


 * Ghostly Jack: Why don't I get a quote in this?
 * Ryous: There you go. A quote.
 * Ghostly Jack:
 * Ryous: That's right. A quote.


 * Iron Emperor: Now that you've defeated me, I can finally reveal who I am--
 * Charlotte: Later!


 * William: When I was gay I thought I was 13.


 * Maria: No eggs for me, thanks. I'm vegan.
 * Charlotte: You're currently eating raw meat.
 * Maria: Stop being a hater!
 * Charlotte: What is your obsession with the word hater as of late?!


 * William (shirtless in the rain): When you don't believe in the impossible it becomes impossible to believe in wonder in the world...
 * Charlotte: You're kinda putting on some weight.
 * William: I'm well aware! stop interrupting my shirtless rain philosophy!


 * Iron Emperor: There is nothing you can do to stop me.
 * Charlotte: You ever heard of the nutcracker?
 * Iron Emperor: There is one thing you can do to stop me.


 * Charlotte: Could you ever learn to love me?
 * William: I'm sorry... but I can't motorboat an anvil.


 * Iron Emperor: Love isn't real... love is an illusion... love was created by people to--
 * Misery: I bought a puppy!
 * Iron Emperor: Love is real!


 * Charlotte: Oh what? you think just by ignoring this blog you can take my crown away? ha! I said it once let me say it again, I am, was, and will always be the king of incorrect quotes!
 * Lily: Damn it, not this again...
 * Maria: Your ego's really getting out of control, isn't it?
 * William: Stop letting the author speak through you! it makes both you and him look like a douche!


 * Bella Doll: Ma'am, I would just like to say that with the way the wind blows through your hair and the sparkle that shines in your eye that you look ravishing and that I fancy you.
 * Charlotte: Fucking you would be like fucking mud.
 * Bella Doll: Okay, bit of a harsh truth there...


 * William: We don't slut shame here. We give sluts the pats on the head that they deserve for existing. Thank you sluts.


 * Maria: Here's a teenager's guide on how to deal with your dad getting remarried. Step one: don't. Step two: DON'T. Step three: stop dating my dad Brenda! or Bruno. We don't assume here.


 * Charlotte: Hey, what's up, it's ya boy, uh... skinny penis!
 * William: That's a dead meme Charlotte.
 * Charlotte: *walks away*
 * William: It's a dead meme, Charlotte!
 * Charlotte: *starts running*
 * William:' THE MEME IS DEAD!!


 * Charlotte: You know... I don't get this serious usually but... if you didn't exist, I truly think my life would be far worse. Without you, I think I'd just be a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece...
 * Maria: Oh, Charlotte! you do care!
 * Charlotte: What? oh, uh, yeah... yeah... *shewing away Tux* yeah, I sure do...


 * Evie: *Handing out fliers* Here you go, repent and be saved. Here you go, repent and be saved. Pete! good to see you!
 * Pete: This isn't going to be a part of the religion you joined, is it?
 * Evie: What? no, no, no. It's just, um... okay, fine it is.
 * Connor: Sorry, none of us are interested in your cult.
 * Evie: It's not a cult! Lord Garfield will strike you down! he is our land's future!
 * Pete: Sounds like a cult.


 * Maria: You're flatter than a pancake.
 * Lily: Flatter than the earth.
 * William: Flatter than Nero.
 * Charlotte: Why is there more than one joke about how flat I am?!


 * William: Trans rights.


 * Daisuke: Guys, I've been officially confirmed as gay!
 * Andrew: Too bad you're the only gay guy in the school.
 * Daisuke:
 * Daisuke: Why do you gotta bring me down like that?


 * Lily: When I was gay, I thought I was thirteen.


 * Misery: Hey, do you want chicken or turkey for dinner?
 * Iron Emperor: Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit. Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man.
 * Misery: I... um... what?
 * Iron Emperor: Motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg.
 * Iron Emperor: I'm very tired.
 * Misery: Do you want me to decide instead?
 * Iron Emperor: No man I’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy Winklevoss Twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook?
 * Iron Emperor:
 * Misyer:
 * Iron Emperor: MARK ZUCKERBERG!
 * Misery: Is... is it over?