Fanmade M&M's Ads

Jelly
Red is stuck in some jelly. Yellow keeps touching it, thinking it will help Red. At the end of the ad, Red is still stuck.

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 * Red, stuck in jelly: Um, help?
 * Yellow: Touch.
 * Red, still stuck in jelly: That's not gonna help.
 * Yellow: Touch.
 * Red, still stuck in jelly: I said, that's not gonna help!
 * (screen cuts to someone eating M&M's)
 * Announcer: M&M's. Don't get them stuck.
 * (screen cuts back to Red and Yellow, with Red still stuck in jelly)
 * Yellow: Touch. Touch. Touch.

Hello, Hola, Bonjour
Red and Yellow say "hello" in many languages.

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 * Red: Hello!
 * Yellow: Hola!
 * Red: Bonjour!
 * Yellow: Hallo!
 * Red: Ni hao!
 * (screen cuts to a pack of M&M's on a white background)
 * Announcer: M&M's. So good, you can eat them around the world.
 * (screen cuts back to Red and Yellow)
 * Red: Goodbye!
 * Yellow: But we were saying-
 * Red: SHUT UP!

Eat It
Red and Yellow read instructions to make M&M's, until...

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 * Red: OK, let's hope we didn't get ripped off.
 * Yellow: Yeah, that would be bad.
 * Red: Step 1...
 * (scene fast forwards)
 * Red: Final step... EAT IT?!
 * Yellow: WE'RE NOT CANNIBALS!
 * (Red and Yellow panic)
 * Red: HELP US!!!
 * (screen cuts to a pack of M&M's on a white background)
 * Announcer: M&M's. Eat it.

Orange Retires
Orange retires from M&M's. People can have a chance to get him back on the M&M's website.

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 * Orange: I'm too scared to continue! I'm retiring! FOREVER!
 * Red: So sad. Just so sad.
 * Yellow: Yay! *claps*
 * Red: Ugh.
 * (scene cuts to M&M's on an orange background)
 * Announcer: M&M's. So good, you gotta get Orange back.

Orange Comes Back
Because of multiple votes from fans, Orange rejoins M&M's.

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 * Orange: Wow! You really love me! You know what? I'm coming back!
 * Red: Woohoo!
 * Yellow: *cries*
 * Red: Ugh.
 * (scene cuts to M&M'S on an orange background)
 * Announcer: M&M's. So good, Orange just came back.

Color Mystery Ads
These ads were aired to promote the Color Mystery event. Color Mystery is an event where the M&M's lose their color, and whoever finds a pack of colored M&M's wins up to $1,000.

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 * Red: Ugh. Another day, another nightmare.
 * (Red looks in the mirror, and gets scared as the music slows down)
 * Red: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Announcer: M&M's. Can you find the color?

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 * Yellow: (whistling)
 * Red: Yellow! You've lost your color! Just look at yourself! (hands a mirror to Yellow)
 * Yellow: (looks in the mirror and gasps) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Announcer: M&M's. Can you find the color?

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 * Red: Seriously, Yellow? You really think painting is gonna get our color back?
 * Yellow: You said color? I thought you said creativity!
 * Red: Ugh.
 * Announcer: M&M's. Can you find the color?

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 * Red: Seriously, Yellow? You really think milking a cow is gonna get our color back?
 * Yellow: You said color? I thought you said cow!
 * Red: Ugh.
 * Announcer: M&M's. Can you find the color?

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 * Red: Seriously, Yellow? You really think going in a cave is gonna get our color back?
 * Yellow: But we're in the cave of colors! Would you really say that here?
 * Red: I guess not.
 * Anouncer: M&M's. Can you find the color?

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 * Red: Are we there yet?
 * Yellow: No.
 * Red: Are we there yet?
 * Yellow: No.
 * Red: Are we there yet?
 * Yellow: It's like we switched personalities.
 * Announcer: M&M's. Can you find the color?

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 * Yellow: There it is. The magical color diamond. It only activates when you repeat the word "color".
 * Red: Like that'll ever work.
 * Yellow: Color, color, color, color, color, color, color!
 * (the magical color diamond rises, much to Red's shock)
 * Red: Wow! It worked?!
 * (the magical color diamond shines its light, causing Red and Yellow to get their color back)
 * Red: Cool! We got our color back!
 * Yellow: We did it Red!
 * Announcer: M&M's. They just got their color back.

All Reds Ads
These ads were aired to promote the All Reds event. All Reds is an event where almost every bag of M&M's has their only color being red, and whoever finds a bag with yellow M&M's wins up to $1,000.

Transcript

 * Yellow, disguised as Red: Hi, I'm Red!
 * Red: I know that's you, Yellow.
 * Yellow: You do?
 * Announcer: M&M's. Can you find yellow?

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 * Red: Red marshmallows? Check. Red tents? Check. Red-
 * Yellow: I know, I know, everything's supposed to be red.
 * Red: How did you know?
 * Announcer: M&M's. Can you find yellow?

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 * Yellow: (starts recording on his camera) Hi, everybody. OK, so, this your last chance to find me in the All Reds event everyone's talking about. (trips) WOAH! (crashes into the camera and it turns to static)
 * Announcer: M&M's. This is your last chance to find yellow!

Back In Time Ads
These ads were aired to promote the Back In Time event. Back In Time is an event where Red and Yellow are missing from almost every bag because of their time machine, and whoever finds a bag with a red or yellow M&M inside wins up to $1,000.

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 * (Red and Yellow's time machine lands in the year 1776)
 * Red: How do we get back to modern day?
 * Yellow: Hey, let's ask that guy.
 * Red: That's Thomas Jefferson, you idiot.
 * Announcer: M&M's. They're going back in time.

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 * (Red and Yellow's time machine lands in the year 1941)
 * Red: We went over 100 years forward in time, but we're still not in present day.
 * Yellow: Hey, weren't we invented in 1941?
 * Red: You mean the candy? Yeah, I guess so.
 * Announcer: M&M's. They're going back in time.

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 * (Red and Yellow's time machine lands in modern day)
 * Yellow: Well, we did it.
 * Red: It's good to be back in modern day.
 * Yellow, whispering to Red: I brought Thomas Jefferson along too.
 * Red: (gasps) But how?
 * Announcer: M&M's. They're back in modern day.

Vote For The Colors Ads
These ads were aired to promote the Vote For The Colors event. Vote For The Colors is an event where, on the M&M's website, people could vote for 1 out of 3 colors: pink, indigo, and violet. The color that got the most votes would win. Indigo won. However, indigo was only available for a limited time before it got removed.

Transcript

 * Red: So, Pink, explain why you wanna be the new color.
 * Pink: Well, I'm friendly, helpful, and kind. See? All I needed to use was 3 adjectives.
 * Red: Good job!
 * Announcer: M&M's. Which color will you choose?

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 * Red: So, Indigo, explain why you wanna be the new color.
 * Indigo: Why did the M&M cross the road? To find the indigo M&M's!
 * Red: Hahahaha! That's hilarious!
 * Announcer: M&M's. Which color will you choose?

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 * Red: So, Violet, for your audition, I need you to tell your biggest secret.
 * Violet: I'm the older sister of Green.
 * Red: Wow!
 * Announcer: M&M's. Which color will you choose?

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 * Red: So, voting is over, and it's time to see the winner! By a vote from 10-8-5, the winner is... Indigo!
 * Indigo: It's great to be the new color!
 * Red: Congratulations, Indigo!
 * Announcer: M&M's. Indigo is the new color!

Black Impostor Ads
Note: From these ads and beyond, the ===Transcript=== mark will no longer be needed. These ads were aired to promote the Black Impostor event. Black Impostor is an event where a black M&M has been hidden in a bag. Whoever finds the black M&M wins up to $1,000.

The Search

 * Red: We need to find that black M&M!
 * Yellow: Here?
 * Red: That's brown.
 * Yellow: Here?
 * Red: That's the rejected colors.
 * Yellow: But black was a rejected color.
 * Red: (gasps) BLACK ESCAPED?!
 * Announcer: M&M's. Find black and you could win instantly.

The Clue

 * Red: We need to find clues!
 * Yellow: This looks like a black hat!
 * Red: Wow. It really does.
 * Announcer: M&M's. Find black and you could win instantly.

The Dance

 * Red: Why are we dancing?
 * Yellow: It's fun.
 * Red: Ugh.
 * Announcer: M&M's. Find black and you could win instantly.

The Tick
Red and Yellow visit a stadium, but they end up competing with the Tick and Arthur, who's gonna win?


 * The Tick: Arthur, isn't exciting that we will be in a stadium?
 * Arthur: Tick! The M&M guys are gonna be there!
 * The Tick: What? YAY!!!!!!!!!!
 * Red: Hey look, it's the 3 chicks from Little Shop of Horrors!
 * Yellow: It's just 3 African American chicks.
 * Red: oh.
 * The Tick: SPOOOOOOOOOON!
 * Red: TBA

The Party
Red and Yellow throw a launch party for the 3 new Halloween flavors, and the the return of Pumpkin Spice M&Ms.


 * *Monster Mash plays*
 * *Party noises*
 * Brad Pitt: let me have some!
 * Woman: let me have some too!
 * Red: This party is off the walls today!
 * Yellow: is that a good thing?
 * Red: OF COURSE!
 * Yellow: OK, sorry.
 * Red: Is there anything that will ruin today? We got 3 brand new flavors! Radioactive Crispy Ooze, Peanutstein Chili, and Witchy Mint are all being sold on shelves now, this is the greatest Launch Party ever!
 * Arnold Schwarzenegger: Red, Someone is about to tear of the Roof.
 * Godzilla: *rips off the roof* *roars* *puts it back*
 * Red: well, there might be, fetch boy!
 * Red: THIS IS THE GREATEST LAUNCH PARTY EVER EVERYONE! AND WE ARE BRINGING BACK PUMPKIN SPICE M&MS TOO!
 * Announced: The 3 new M&Ms flavors! Crispy Ooze, Peanutstein Chili, and Witchy Mint, plus the return of Pumpkin Spice M&Ms!