Imaginationland 2/Deleted Scenes/Transcript

King Pig: Oh You can't fool me! K.L.A.W, Start coming up to the good guys and start having sex with them.

Pinky The Worm: Got it!

The Kids: Uh Oh!

(Grizzle starts having sex with Buzzard Beak.)

Grizzle: Oh, Buzzard!

Cartman: Oh God, That's disgusting!

Kyle: I know, Right Cartman?

(Cartman grabs Kyle.)

Kyle: Cartman, What are you doing?

Cartman: Well, Kyle, I just figured out that the evil characters can get a lot of money to beat us. So maybe...

Kyle: Oh no, Cartman!

Cartman: Yeah! What you said!

Kyle: Kiss me hot on the mouth won't you?

Cartman: Oh yeah, Motherfucker? Let me tell you something. I'm going to flip the flip out of you.

(Kyle and Cartman kiss.)

(Mario and Princess Peach have sex.)

Princess Peach: Oh, Mario. Kiss me there.

(Frank comes into Brenda's bun.)

Wendy: Oh yeah! It's dinner time!

Stan: Well actually, I'm busy jerking off with these guys.

(Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny jerk off Wendy.)

Butters: Once you go crazy You'll never go back!

(All the Good and Evil Characters are watching the kids having sex.)

Lollipop King: Oh god I can't look!

Mayor: Are you feeling it?

Sideshow Bob: Pretty freaking sure I am!

Mayor: Oh crap. This is going to be great.

(All the Good and Evil Characters have sex.)

(King Pig comes in.)

King Pig: Excuse me. Sorry. Pardon me.

(King Pig then sees Bowser.)

King Pig: Are you okay?

Bowser: Uh, Yes I am.

King Pig: Something happen to you?

Bowser: I'm fine.

(Bowser starts having sex with King Pig.)

King Pig: Stop it!

(The Slurms are partying.)

(Meg and Patty are making out)

Magellan: Come on you tail. Get Batley to suck my dick!

(Batley sucks Magellan's dick.)

(Giggles and Petuina have sex with Disco Bear.)

Disco Bear: Oh yeah. That hits the spot ladies.

Stan: I can't breath!

(Cartman blows into Kyle's butt.)

(Bogge and Quagmire are having sex together.)

Bogge: What's the sex word? Stupid! Stupid!

Quagmire: Oh yeah! Screw you!

(The Kids all have sex with each other at once.)

(Plankton has sex with Ursula.)

Plankton: Oh yeah! All hail Plankton!

(The scene shows all the good and evil characters having sex going faster.)

Butters: Ow! My face!

Statler: Ha! You don't see that everyday.

Waldorf: Yeah, they really should say, "Ha! GAY!!!"

Statler and Waldorf: (laughing)

Bowser: I'm going to check on the Council of 74 and... WHAT?!! (he realizes that the Council of 74 was gone. Then Bowser gets angry and roars with rage) 'KING PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!!!!!! '(This causes King Pig's bedroom to shake with King Pig waking up in shock)

King Pig: (Gasps) Who is distrubing my beauty rest?

(Bowser comes into King Pig's bedroom turnning on the light.)

Bowser: The Council Of 74 are gone!

King Pig: (Gasps) The Good Characters free them? I think The Big Battle should have guns!

Bowser: Guns?

King Pig: Yes, Guns!

Bowser: Can't sleep, King Pig?

King Pig: Yes. Can't sleep, Boss. Sing me lullabies! I don't know what is happening to me!

Bowser: Fine I'll sing you a lullaby.

King Pig: Sing me a lullaby now! I'm such a crybaby!

Bowser: (Singing) Hush little piggy Don't say a word Bowser's going to destroy the world! (King Pig gets sleepy.) And if you kill All The Good Characters, You're gonna have to go to hell.

(King Pig is now asleep.)

Bowser: Screw you!

(In King Pig's nightmare, The Good Characters are playing with King Pig.)

King Pig: Huh?

Belle: Come play with us, King Pig.

Mr. Knack: Wanna trade?

(Batley crashes.)

Batley: I meant to do that.

King Pig: Oh, my God!

Floopy Rabbit: Play with us, King Pig!

Donkey: Let's make waffles!

Frank: Play with us!

All Good Characters: Play with us!

King Pig: (Screaming)

(King Pig wakes up.)

King Pig: (Screaming) (Panting) Oh, thank God, It's just a dream! Please, Teddy. The big battle is tomorrow. Annabelle, could you play your music box so I can put to sleep?

(Annabelle plays her music box, the theme song from The Conjuring)

King Pig: Oh, Teddy! That girl sang me a lullaby earlier but the big battle needs guns I tell you! Guns! (Starts getting sleepy) Get that kid right... Now. Thanks, Annabelle.

(King Pig fell asleep hugging his teddy bear.)

Mr. Knack: (Stirs awake) I told you, Lola! Do not put streamers everywhere around me!

Bart Simpson: Hey, guys. You want to see something funny?

The Kids: Yeah/Sure.

(Bart Simpson picks up a cell phone and calls Moe Szyslak)

Moe Szyslak: Hello?

Bart Simpson: Hello, I'm looking for Adope. First name I.M.

Moe Szyslak: Hang on, I'll check. Hey, is I.M. Adope here? Hey, everybody, I.M. Adope!

All Good Characters: (laughing)

Moe Szyslak: Wait a minute!

Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, and the Kids: (laughing)

Stan: That's really funny!

Lisa Simpson: (whispers into Bart's ear) And don't forget to call King Pig.

(Bart Simpson calls King Pig)

King Pig: What is it?

Bart Simpson: I'm looking for Piddiddiot. First name Stu.

King Pig: Okay, I'll check. Hey is Stu Piddiddiot here? Hey, everybody, is there a Stu Piddiddiot here?

All Evil Characters: (laughing)

King Pig: Huh? Why you little...

Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, and the Kids: (laughing)

Kyle: That's funny stuff, right here!

Cartman: Let me try!

Bart Simpson: Go ahead. Knock yourself out.

Cartman: Hey, Moe, your sister's being raped. Is that... is that one? (The kids and Bart Simpson look shocked.)

(Mr. Knack, Frank, and Meg Griffin saw Butters crying. Mr. Knack, Frank, and Meg Griffin leave their tent.)

Mr. Knack: Butters?

Butters: Hi Nick. Hey Meg. Hey Frank.

Mr. Knack: Shh! Don't call me Nick! But I am not yelling because everyone's asleep.

Butters: Oh, Nick Knack.

Meg Griffin: Butters, why are you upset?

Butters: I was just thinking about my mom.

Meg Griffin: That's okay, Butters. I'm thinking of Stewie who is on The Council of 74. Oh, wait a minute. Stewie's with us.

Mr. Knack: Well, I was thinking about my Granny Tunselda.

Butters: Oh, you three. Tomorrow we'll save The Council Of 74.

Meg Griffin: Well, Nick, Frank, and I just awoke to the sound of you crying. So we came here to calm you down.

Mr. Knack: Don't call me Nick!

Frank: Oh, Nick Knack.

Butters: Well, I think Mr. Knack just brought something here.

(Mr. Knack shows Butters, Meg Griffin, and Frank a teddy bear.)

Mr. Knack: This is the teddy bear my Granny Tunselda gave me when I was a little boy.

Butters: How cute.

Frank: Well that's a piece of crap!

Mr. Knack: No it's not a piece of crap, It's special I tell you! Special!

Butters: Well, good night guys. Get the heck out of here.

(Mr. Knack, Frank, and Meg Griffin go back to their tents.)

Butters: That's a lot of tents.

(The Good Characters are decorating the town square for Butter's birthday.)

Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! The mayor has new guests coming!

Mr. Knack: New guests? I can trade with them if they like.

Frank: Brenda, new guests are coming!

Brenda: Guests? Oh, my God!

All New Characters: New guests?

David the Gnome: Well, let's come in and say howdy!

Homer Simpson: I can't wait to meet them!

Bart Simpson: Me, too!

Fry: Oh, boy.

Amy Wong: Here we go again.

Lisa Simpson: You two always ruin everything warning us about the evil characters.

Homer and Bart: No we don't. (switches to flashback at a good character's birthday party.) The evil characters are coming! (they flip a table with a birthday cake on it and they run) AHH! (switches to flashback at a wedding) The evil characters are coming! (they flip a table with a wedding cake on it and they run) AHH! (switches to flashback at a funeral) The evil characters are coming! (they flip a coffin with a dead good character in it and they run) AHH!

Marge Simpson: Come on, Homie. We haven't seen an evil character in years. They're not gonna find us.

(Stan Marsh wakes up and comes out of the tent and look at the stars and then the song Evermore begins)

Stan Marsh: I was the one who had it all I was the master of my fate I never needed anybody in my life I learned the truth too late I'll never shake away the pain I close my eyes, but she's still there I let her steal into my melancholy heart It's more than I can bear Now I know she'll never leave me Even as she runs away She will still torment me, calm me, hurt me Move me, come what may Wasting in my lonely tower Waiting by an open door I'll fool myself, she'll walk right in And be with me for evermore I rage against the trials of love I curse the fading of the light (Wendy comes out of the tent and overhears it) Though she's already flown so far beyond my reach She's never out of sight Now I know she'll never leave me Even as she fades from view She will still inspire me Be a part of everything I do Wasting in my lonely tower Waiting by an open door I'll fool myself, she'll walk right in And as the long, long nights begin I'll think of all that might have been Waiting here for evermore

(After the song)

(The Kids and All Good Characters are in a lava while going to The Evilland Castle.)

Mayor: This is the lava to the Evilland Castle.

Butters: How can we get past it, Mr. Mayor?

Mayor: Let's sing a song. A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird...

Butters: Stop! No time for a song!

Professor Frink: Perhaps I can be of some assistance.

Professor Farnsworth and Lisa Loud: So can we.

Bebe: You think you can hack the drawbridge open?