Marvel Spotlight (Marvel;Re)/An Unspeakable Christmas

An Unspeakable Christmas is a one-shot comic book and a sequel to The Unspeakable Gwenpool. The issue follows Gwenpool shortly after the events of her previous issue, also taking place after the events of Captain America's Avengers #1, which was her last appearance.

Synopsis
It's Christmas time in the world of Marvel;Re and it's finally the time of good will and loving one another. Or it should be, but it appears that someone is sucking the joy from people's hearts and no one has gotten their presents. Now, it's up to Gwenpool and a ragtag bunch of misfits consisting of herself, the villain turned hero Victorious, the grandfather of Asgard Tiwaz, and her villainous ally Grim Reaper, to find out what's happening and save Christmas.

Plot (unfinished)
A shadowy figure sits in a chair, observing countless monitors in front of him, each of which shows a different part of the world.


 * Mysterious Figure: Christmas... A time for the greedy to get what they want. A time for the selfish to get angry when their present isn't right. A time for corporations to milk what should be a holiday of joy. But I suppose it has been a good while since joy was ever a part of Christmas. Now all Christmas is is a time to get the newest phone, or the most expensive pair of shoes. Sickening...

All over the world, children run downstairs only to be greeted by no presents under the trees.


 * Child #1: Hey, where're my toys?
 * Child #2: Where's my bike?
 * Child #3: I thought I asked for games! Where are they?

The figure grits his teeth.


 * Mysterious Figure: I hate Christmas...

Smash cut to Gwenpool running through a shop in a festive scarf and Santa hat.


 * Gwenpool: I love Christmas!

Gwenpool pushes a cart incredibly fast and puts her feet on the back of it, riding the cart like a scooter. She rides it straight past her friend, Victorious, who is Christmas shopping with her.


 * Victorious: I don't think you're allowed to do that.
 * Gwenpool: Don't care!
 * Victorious: No, seriously, we could get kicked out if you keep doing that.
 * Gwenpool: But it's CHRISTMAS! Let me have a bit of fun!
 * Victorious: Careful, the cart looks like it's tilting so it might go a bit out of contr--

A loud crash is heard off-panel and the next thing we know, Gwenpool is walking back home with Victorious, band aids all over her face. Victorious carries all of the gifts thanks to her super strength.


 * Victorious: I tried to warn you.
 * Gwenpool: Eh, whatever, injuries like this never last. I'll be better again in a few jump cuts.
 * Victorious: So, who are all of these gifts for exactly?
 * Gwenpool: Oh, they're for a whole bunch of dudes. Iron Man, Hulk, Cap, Deadpool, Spi--
 * Victorious: Deadpool? I thought you hated him.
 * Gwenpool: Yeah, but it's Christmas! We gotta leave stuff like that behind!
 * Victorious: Man, you... really like Christmas, don't you?
 * Gwenpool: Hell yeah! And what's even better is that because of the weird sliding time of superhero universes, I get to celebrate Christmas multiple times before one year's passed!
 * Victorious: I don't know what that means but you seem happy so I'll support it!
 * Gwenpool: Hey, what's Christmas in Latveria like in this universe by the way? Just curious.
 * Victorious: Oh, it's pretty much the same. You know, gifts, snow, carols, all that stuff. Only it's a little harder to celebrate it since Doom, uh... Doom... kind of... tries to shoot Santa out of the sky whenever he sees him so he can gain the power of his magic sleigh.
 * Gwenpool: Yeah, that sounds like something he'd do.