First Day at Monsters University/Transcript

(Theme Song)

Arriving to Monsters University
(It Begins with the two-headed pigeon, then A bus pulls to a stop and the two-headed pigeon fly away.)

Bus Driver: Monsters University! Anybody getting off?

(Mike grabs his bags, and leaps from his seat.)

Mike: Well, everyone, I don't mean to get emotional. But everything in my life has lead to this moment. Let it not be just the beginning of my dream, but the beginning of ALL our dreams. [looks at a female monster with large glasses] Gladys. Promise me you'll keep auditioning. Marie. Mr. Right is out there somewhere. Phil. Keep using the ointment 'til that thing goes away. I wish you all the best. Thank you all so much!

(Everyone just stares at him.)

Bus Driver: [sarcastically] I'm welling up with tears. Now get off!

(Once off the bus, and the bus drives away, Mike enters MU with a smile on his face.)

Monster: Welcome to Monsters University, a school where teen and young adult monster students and mature students study,having fun and doing activities in club.

Mike: Hello! How you doing? [laughs as a large monster jumps over him and throws a frisbee] Okay. First thing on my list: Get registered.

Jay: Hey there, freshman! I'm Jay the R.A., and I'm here to say registration... [points in a direction] ...is that a way!

Mike: Okay, Jay.

Jay: Have a great first day!

(Mike approaches the registration booth.)

Kay: Hey, I'm Kay! Here's your orientation packet.

Mike: Thanks, Kay!

Kay: You can drop your bags out here and get your picture taken with Trey!

(A moment later, and Mike gets his picture taken.)

Trey: Hi! i'm trey and i take pictures of college students when they go on the first day of this school. Say hooray!

Mike: Hooray! [''A moment later, and he is looking at his ID. Only the top of his head is visible''] I can't believe it... I'm officially a college student!

Fay: Okay, everyone, I'm Fay! And I'll be giving you your orientation tour on this perfect day. [Once inside, she continues her tour] Here are the labs where students learn to design and build the doors to the human world. [A suited monster enters one of the labs] Looks like a professor's about to test a door.

(A professor opens a door to the human world, and Mike glimpses a sleeping child. A moment later, they are touring the cafeteria.)

Fay: The MU cafeteria serves a full buffet. [Her voice trails off as the camera zooms around the cafeteria] The campus offers a wide variety of major's, but the crown jewel of MU... is the scaring school.

(Mike stands there staring at the school, even after Faye and the rest of the tour left.)

Gray: Hellooo! i'm Gray! and i'll show what do you choose the clubs that your prefer in this perfect day! here, monsieur.

(mike walks in the path of the clubs to choose that he prefers.)

Debate Team monster: Welcome to the debate team! We're happy to have you! [The monster has two heads, which starts to debate with her] I disagree for the following reasons. True happiness isn't theoretical... [trails off, and we cut to Mike who is walking through the different booths]

Mike: (Annoyed) ugh, Not in the debate team. it's not a related thing to the monsters who became scarers and the two headed president has opposite personalities.

Astronomy Club Monster: Hey there! Keep your eye... on the sky. At the astronomy club!

Mike: (Angry) Grrrr, Not in the astronomy club!

Art Club Monster: Hey, Everybody! come to take a look to the art club!

Mike: Not in the Art Club! the things on this art club is soooo weird!

Improv Club Monster: Hey, hey, hey! Come join the improv club! You'll wish you were never...always... [slaps himself] Ah! Dang!

Mike: (Angry) Noooo! Not even in the Improv club! Aaargh!

Music Club Monster#1: Welcome to the wonderful music club!

Music Club Monsters#2: wait! i'm going to the bathroom!

Mike: (Angry) AND NOT! EVEN! IN THE MUSIC CLUB! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH1

Claire Wheeler: MU Greek Council! We sponsor the annual Scare Games.

Mike: *Gasp* yes that is a perfect club! it is thing related thing to the monsters who became scarers! Yaaaay! [snatches a paper from the booth] The scare what now?

Brock Pearson: [pounds his fist against the table] The Scare Games! A super intense scaring competition!

Claire Wheeler: They're crazy dangerous. Anything could happen.

Brock Pearson: A bunch of guys went to the hospital last year!

Claire Wheeler: You could totally die.

Brock Pearson: [slams his fist down again] And it's worth it! You get a chance to prove that you are the best!

Mike Wazowski: [looks at the Scare Games flier; whispering] Cool. TBA