Animated Atrocities: Superjail!

Superjail! is an upcoming episode of Animated Atrocities, as the first episode of its upcoming seventh season, produced, written, directed, and hosted by the Mysterious Mr. Enter.

In this upcoming episode, MrEnter finally watched all 37 11-minute episodes of Superjail!, and believed he has found proof as to how the 2000s as a whole were the worst decade in modern animation.

Script
MrEnter: I really don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

Okay, as you all know, I have had a massive dislike for a large majority of cartoons from the 2000s. One project I never got to talk about was Foe Paws, a failed Cartoon Network pilot created by Chris Savino that I knew I was gonna hate, because it has the same concept of a stuck up cat and a stupid dog, like we’ve seen in every other cartoon. It was unsurprising that the man who made Foe Paws would go on to ruin Dexter’s Laboratory and the Powerpuff Girls; neither of which were any better than the 2016 reboot.

There’s a long list of cartoons from the 2000s that I genuinely despise, and that could be bad in levels of the Wacky World of Tex Avery. Shows like Brandy and Mr. Whiskers, the Nutshack, Johnny Test, Lil’ Bush, Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, Flapjack, Robotboy, the Buzz on Maggie, Yakkity Yak, My Gym Partner’s a Monkey, Adult Party Cartoon, Kappa Mikey, Drawn Together, Yin Yang Yo!, Wayside, Barnyard, Mighty B!, Squirrel Boy, Butt-Ugly Martians, the Cramp Twins, the list goes on.

I’ve also talked about how bad a number of cartoons from the 1990s are, like the Brothers Grunt, Mega Babies, the Wacky World of Tex Avery, CatDog, the list goes on. And now, we come to this. Recently, I watched all 37 11-minute episodes of this piece of shit show. I’ve seen Teen Titans Go!, King Star King, Mr. Pickles, and Brickleberry, but oh my god!! No cartoon from the 2000s can traumatize me more than this. Welcome to Superjail!

You wanna know why Total Drama, Adventure Time, and Regular Show were never given to [adult swim]?? This piece of shit show is why!!! This unholy soulless, mean-spirited mid-2000s cartoon abomination came out in 2008, but its pilot was made in 2007.