The True Story of Strawberry Shortcake: The Sweet Dreams Movie

The True Story of Strawberry Shortcake: The Sweet Dreams Movie is a 2021 American computer-animated family fantasy adventure musical film based on the 2006 movies.

The movie is set in May 2001 according to the timeline.

Differences

 * The Sweet Dreams Movie would be animated
 * There would be a subplot in the first half
 * The Land of Dreams scenes would be real
 * There would be war
 * There will be a final battle
 * The film would have more action and have a bigger defeat for the villains
 * There would be more characters

Plot (In progress)
At the start of it all, we are told the story of Adolf Hitler's children Adolf Hitler Jr and Sheila Hitler, and explains the tragedies and horrible events that eventually led them into being exiled into the horror filled wastelands of Porcupine Peak, leading them to become the diabolical, murderous, ruthless, bloodthirsty Peculiar Purple Pie Man and Sour Grapes I. One day, Pie Man finally snaps and decides to recruit every Berry Bird and Porcupine on the wasteland and announce plans to take over the world, and start a totalitarian dystopia bigger than what his late father accomplished before he killed himself.

Licorice Whip, who was banished to Porcupine Peak following the events of Ice Cream Island Riding Camp due to attempting to destroy Ice Cream Island, acquires an old horse cart for the Hitlers and repairs it. Eight giant stallions come barreling onto the wastelands. One of the horses, a buckskin named Crasher, introduces himself and his friends Prankster, Gangster, Dixon, Rocket, Patriot, Dobbin, and Nixon. Without any need, Pie Man recruits the eight and with the help of Captain Cackle and Foreman Poke (leader of the Berry Birds and porcupines respectively), he, Sour Grapes, Licorice Whip, and an outlaw named Lord Purple finally escape Porcupine Peak, while Sheila's daughters Sweet Grapes and Sour Grapes II (who is the 2009 Sour Grapes), and Adolf's daughter, Raisin Cane, set out on their own.

Strawberry Shortcake ventures out with her cat Custard and her dog, Pupcake to pick some berries. Upon arriving at the strawberry patch, Strawberry is shocked to see that all of the berries are gone. Soon, her friends Orange Blossom, Angel Cake (Daughter of Christ), Ginger Snap, Lemon Meringue, and Raspberry Torte arrive on the scene, and they too are perplexed by the lack of berries. They soon realize that "Berry Birds" have been taking the berries. So, they decide to tear down the entire strawberry patch and build a new one.

Back with the Porcupine Peak army, Captain Cackle, who led the attack to ruin the fields, reveals where they can release their powers and forces, and use an ancient spell and use Hell's influence to speed up their process of taking over the world. Before the girls can get much work done, the villains arrive on the spot in a satanic fashion, and claim the land. Pie Man states that he's going to destroy and take over the entire world of Strawberryland much to the girls horror, (the angels later reveal that if the villains win, they will rule with tyranny, overthrow the government and Kingdom of Heaven, execute Strawberry Shortcake, and then enslave all of her friends in hard labor in the Nazi Empire as the planet endures a curse to turn the planet into a complete wasteland like Porcupine Peak, and essentially start the Fourth German Reich). When The Pieman has difficulty growing anything, he learns that it takes dreams to make the garden grow. Thus, his forces decide to launch a full scale attack on Dreamland, which unknown to him, is a close ally of God and the Kingdom of Heaven.

Strawberry Shortcake tells Blackberry Bun about the apocalypse, but it's soon revealed that the berry shortage puts a strain on Strawberry’s friends, too, causing a falling-out among them. Strawberry invites each of her friends to a sleep-over and they patch up their differences... but her plan to get Cranberry Clover to do so goes out the window the picosecond he catches sight of Angel Cake (due to a grudge he holds against none other than Jesus's daughter herself ever since the events of Piece of Cake, the episode right before).

After an argument with Angel (in spite of God and Jesus's disappointment), he leaves for the Friendship Clubhouse (where Apple Dumplin', Huckleberry Pie, Rainbow Sherbet, Coco Calypso, and Seaberry Delight are [at the time]) when it starts raining. They each get their raincoats, but when Cranberry Clover puts on his patched-together raincoat, the others start laughing at him. He takes it well until Rainbow says he looks silly, which hurts his feelings, causes him to burst into tears and leave the clubhouse crying (running past Peppermint Fizz, whom he views as an honorary older sister, on the way to his home).

After a talk with Jesus about the danger the world is to soon be in, Peppermint Fizz, who has been going through random spikes of anxiety and anger in the last week, heads to the clubhouse to find out what made Cranberry Clover cry. Rainbow guiltily admits she is to blame; but Peppermint Fizz, recalling the Costume Party incident, forgives her. Now knowing why, Peppermint Fizz immediately tells Blueberry Muffin that she's never seen Cranberry Clover so upset before. Blueberry Muffin arrives at Cranberry Clover's house to cheer up her boyfriend. The Friendship Clubhouse's group, along with the ones at Strawberry's sleepover, find out about the Purple Partners' true identities, and the Fourth German Reich via letters that guardian angels intercepted (with the sleepover group getting their letter from a panicked Fried Chicken who got it from a guardian angel), and a secret meeting explaining that the world is in danger of global totalitarian dictatorship.

Upon learning about the Dreamland's plight and the attack that the Hitler siblings have led, an absolutely enraged God and his entire empire agree to declare war and recruits Strawberry and her friends, who journey to Dreamland on a Dream Boat to stop the army of Porcupine Peak and save the planet. As the war begins, There, the girls meet a bearded man named Sandman, who, with his little helpers, makes dreams. Armies of nightmares assist the thousands of Berry Birds and Porcupines, and war rains on the the Land of Dreams. Not only do God's combined forces have to save their dreams, but they also have to save the Kingdom of Heaven AND the world.

Main Cast:

 * Emily Hart as Strawberry Shortcake
 * Valeria Cotto as Apple Dumplin'
 * Tabitha St. Germain as Cranberry Milkshake
 * Brenda Song as Ginger Snap
 * McKenna Grace as Angel Cake Christ
 * Riele Downs as Orange Blossom
 * Will Smith as Fried Chicken
 * Kristin Fairlie as Mango Smoothie
 * Bill Switzer as Huckleberry Pie
 * Henry Winkler as Blackberry Bun
 * Nancy Cartwright as Peppermint Fizz
 * Amy Palant as Cranberry Clover
 * Reese Witherspoon as Blueberry Muffin
 * Hynden Walch as Rainbow Sherbet
 * Siena Agudong as Coco Calypso
 * Skyla J. Carpenter as Seaberry Delight
 * Stephanie Anne Mills as Orange Creme
 * Dove Cameron as Raspberry Torte
 * Tracey Moore as Lemon Meringue

Pets:

 * Samuel Vincent as Pupcake
 * Anna Jordan as Custard
 * Susan Blu as Grenadine Goat
 * E.G. Daily as Polly N. Saturated
 * Emilie-Claire Barlow as Apple Ducklin'
 * Chantal Strand as Tea Time Turtle
 * Billy West as Raven
 * Sean Cullen as Chocolate Chipmunk
 * Alyson Court as Marmalade
 * Lou Romano as Lil Pigeon
 * Jeff Glen Bennett as Street Gang Rat
 * Andrea Libman as Vanilla Icing
 * Julie Nathanson as Soufflë Skunk
 * Amos Crawley as Shoofly Frog
 * Tony Sampson as Red Hot Ferret
 * Scott Adsit as Cheesecake
 * Josh Haber as Cola Chameleon
 * Rob Tinkler as Tripple Ripple Toucan
 * Lisa Ng as Papaya Parrot
 * Cory Doran as Kiwi Turtle
 * Howard Jerome as Sourball Skunk
 * Jim Cummings as Frappe Frog
 * Christian Potenza as Rhubarb

Fillies:

 * Nicole Oliver as Honey Pie Pony
 * Shannon Chan Kent as Cookie Dough
 * Sunni Westbrook as Milkshake
 * Brenda M. Crichlow as Orange Twist
 * Ali Milner as Cherry Vanilla
 * Kazumi Evans as Blueberry Sundae
 * Chiara Zanni as Huckleberry Hash
 * Ingrid Nilson as Spumoni
 * Kelly Sheridan as Pistachio
 * Madeleine Peters as Butter Pecan
 * Cathy Weseluck as Lemon Ice
 * Erin Mathews as Raspberry Ripple

Land of Dreams:

 * Paul Eiding as Somnus
 * Peter Cullen as Sandman
 * Rebecca Honig as Sleepbug
 * Noah Schnapp as Charlie DreamBuilder
 * April Winchell as P.J.

The Gliders:

 * Zachary Levi as Crasher
 * Thomas Middleditch as Prankster
 * Magic Johnson as Gangster
 * Kevin Michael Richardson as Dixon
 * Dwayne Johnson as Rocket
 * Lee Greenwood as Patriot
 * Seth MacFarlane as Dobbin
 * Matt Trey as Nixon

Antagonists:

 * Various as The Berry Birds, Porcupines, Guardian Angels, and God's Army
 * Michael Stark as Captain Cackle
 * Neil Patrick Harris as Licorice Whip
 * Jessica DiCicco as Blackberry Rose
 * Patrick Warburton as Lord Purple
 * James Spader as Foreman Poke
 * Caitlin Carmichael as Raisin Cane
 * Teagan Croft as Sour Grapes II
 * Kaylin Lee Clinton as Sweet Grapes
 * Jack Black as Purple Pie Man
 * Meryl Streeps as Sour Grapes I

Others:

 * John Goodman as God (Angel Cake's grandpa)
 * David Spade as Jesus Christ (Angel Cake's dad)
 * Julia Butters as the narrator

King Sugar Cube, Queen Fruit Punch, and Princess Alaskan Blueberry are indirectly mentioned when it is mentioned that the government will be overthrown to make way for the Fourth German Reich.

Songs and Score

 * Bowser's Road Cinematic Remix (original from Super Mario 64, plays during the first scene of Porcupine Peak)
 * Be Prepared (from The Lion King, sung by Lord Purple, with backup choirs and monologues from the Porcupines, Berry Birds, PIE-sis members, and Gliders)
 * How A Garden Grows
 * Attack of the Airships (from Super Mario Galaxy, plays during the arrival and strike of the Peculiar Purple Powers)
 * We Can Touch The Sky (Kenya Hathaway, from The Trumpet of the Swan, sung by Blueberry Muffin to cheer up her boyfriend Cranberry Clover after Rainbow Sherbet unknowingly hurt his feelings and made him cry by saying he looked silly)
 * Sweet Dreams
 * All It Takes
 * Land Of Dreams
 * Villain Medley: My Gift Horse Gift (reprise sung by Licorice Whip), A Little Dream Of Yours (except it's now more sinister and features the Porcupines and Berry Birds), Be Prepared Reprise, Hellfire (from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
 * Seig Heil (sung by the Porcupines and Berry Birds)
 * Peach's Castle is Stolen (from Super Mario Galaxy, plays when a furious Peppermint Fizz finally loses control of her temper and lashes out at the villains, which exposes their plans in the process)
 * Silly Dreamer
 * The Touch (second time)
 * Nemesis King Koopa (Ultimate Mashup from Super Mario Galaxy, plays during the final battle)
 * The Battle Of The Barn (from Animal Farm, plays when Crasher and the other Gliders turn against the villains)
 * Stampede (from The Lion King, plays during the escape from the clutches of the porcupines and finishes as the Pie Man's foundations on the Dream Factory explode)
 * Sweet Dreams (Reprise)
 * Mufasa Dies (from The Lion King, plays when the next morning, the kids walk in on the failed garden and failed world domination plan, which has not only grown nothing, but is also littered with destroyed towers, broken hedges, ruined plots, and dead Berry Birds and Porcupines.)
 * Epilogue (from Super Mario Sunshine, plays during God's message to Strawberry and her friends, stating that his angels will help restore the damages done by the Porcupine Peak army)
 * Nowhere To Run (from Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator, plays when the villains are thrown back onto Porcupine Peak by God)

Opening Titles/Origins/Plot of Revenge

 * (A disclaimer appears)
 * Narrator: The following feature presentation contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by animated characters. For the safety of you and those around you, do not try any of what you see here at home! Seriously, you could get really messed up! Also, this film is NOT for the faint of heart. All events, while canon to The True Story of Strawberry Shortcake, are meant to be extended versions of the original videos. Some things associated with real life people are purely fictional. All licensed media belongs to its respective owners.
 * (We fade in to a dark night sky sinister music plays and the flashbacks begin)
 * Narrator: Many people know the legacy of the infamous German leader Adolf Hitler and his Nazi empire, and how the brave United States of America and her allies raced against time to fight off the Nazis and liberate what he had taken over. Months before his suicide, Adolf sired two children which he named Adolf Jr and Sheila. After the suicide of their parents, the young siblings didn't know what they could do. This world was already bad enough, and they decided to smuggled themselves into God's planet of Strawberryland. Adolf Jr sired a girl and Sheila had Sour Grapes II and Sweet Grapes, the twins father was never found. Their already horrible lives on the run would worsen on March 1st after inciting an absolute riot and the leakage of why the kids don't have parents, this would lead to them being accused of the parental murders and tons of other hate crimes. (We then are shown flashbacks to "How it All Began") Because of this and since they were children of Hitler, they were all kicked out of the lands by the current king at the time, and was exiled to the dark, gloomy, barren wasteland of Porcupine Peak. This wast he last straw, spending the rest of their horrible lives on a wasteland would be what would have Adolf Jr lose his mind, and become the Peculiar Purple Pieman and Shiela become Sour Grapes I. Adolf had had it, he wanted to take over the world and make everyone suffer. His first plan would be to have every Berry Bird and Porcupine as his minions, led by Captain Cackle and Foreman Poke, as well as an outlaw named Lord Purple. Any die-hards who protested the Hitler siblings' banishment were also exiled for being in league with them, which is how PIE-SIS was founded, that's the group of terrorists. (Then we have flashbacks to Festival of the Fillies) There was also Licorice Whip, the infamous horse-napper who captured horse for his circus of sorts for a dishonest living. It was only when Strawberry Shortcake and her friends came to the rescue.
 * Licorice Whip: I’ll come back! Someday! Just you wait! Someday! (into the distance) You haven’t seen the last of meeeeee!
 * Narrator: (flash backs to the Riding Camp episode). Then he had plans to drill Ice Cream Island after rejection from Honey Pie Pony to buy the island. And when his large mechanical drill was destroyed, that was his exile. But that wasn't the last we saw of those villains. (Bowser's Road plays as we fade onto a haunted wasteland, none other Porcupine Peak, the date, May 30th, 2001 appears)

A Berry Special Place/Missing Berries

 * (After the opening titles, upbeat music plays as different sugary sweets fly around in the night sky. We then fade to the berry fields, Pupcake barks and chases a butterfly.)
 * Pupcake: We gotta get these berries home safely!
 * Strawberry: Well, come on. What are we waiting for? (Chasing a butterfly and circles around Custard before Strawberry calls for the two off-screen) Custard! Pupcake! (Comes running with a basket) Hold on you two! (Pupcake barks, yips, then pants before Strawberry speaks to Custard) Did you find any of them?
 * Custard: No, Strawberry and I've looked everywhere. Unlike some dogs I know.
 * Pupcake: I've seen nothing either.
 * Strawberry Shortcake: We'll find some. I'm sure of it. (Suddenly they hear the wind) Feel that? (giggles) They say when the east wind blows it means your very favorite dream is about to come true! (Then a leaf flies into Custard's face.)
 * Custard: (grunts and gets the leaf off her face) Is that really true, Strawberry?
 * Strawberry Shortcake: Well, I believe it is.
 * Custard: Wow. My very favorite dream. (Pupcake barks and) Ahh! (waves her paws) Oh Pupcake, please watch out where... (Pupcake collides into Custard, Strawberry giggles as Custard and Pupcake roll down the hill and Custard saying random words)
 * Strawberry Shortcake: Hey wait for me! (Runs after Custard and Pupcake who both go flying)
 * Custard: Woooah!
 * Pupcake: Whoo-hoo! (Custard's random words can be heard, they both land and Strawberry runs over and pets Pupcake)
 * Custard: Um excuse me up there, do you mind? (Pupcake hops off of her,) Oof! (shakes herself)
 * Strawberry Shortcake: That's funny. There aren't any berries here either. Hm what could have happened to them?
 * Custard: You don't think someone or something is taking them do you Strawberry?
 * Strawberry Shortcake: I don't know Custard. All I know is Strawberry Land has always been full of berries. There have always been plenty for me and you and all our friends. (Pupcake hears a bush rustling)
 * Pupcake: (Growls) Show yourself intruder!
 * Strawberry Shortcake: I think I hear something.
 * Custard: Yeah me too, a little voice inside my head saying "go home, Custard".
 * Strawberry Shortcake: Hm, that's strange. (She and her pets keep moving)
 * Custard: Don't leave me here alone. (Suddenly the three hear the bushes rustling and gasp)Yeee! ( She hides in the basket while Strawberry opens the bushes and gasps) Wake me up when its over! (covers her eyes)
 * Strawberry Shortcake: Something's in here. (Ginger Snap pops out)
 * Ginger Snap: Hey!
 * Pupcake: Hello Ginger!
 * Strawberry Shortcake: Oh my! (The basket tips over dumping Custard out and making Strawberry fall)
 * Ginger Snap: Hi'ya!
 * Strawberry Shortcake: Ginger Snap, you startled us.
 * Ginger Snap: Well hello Strawberry Shortcake. (helps Strawberry Shortcake up) What are you doing huh looking for berries I bet? Me too, but i'm not finding many no Slim Pickens this year sure is strange isn't it. Where do you figure they all went huh?
 * Cranberry Milkshake: I think something horrible is happening! And I don't know what it is
 * [Strawberry Shortcake looks in Ginger Snap's basket and sees one strawberry in it]
 * Strawberry Shortcake: That's what we're trying to find out.
 * Pupcake: Yes indeed we also looked everywhere. [sniffs around]
 * Ginger Snap: Sure looks like Pupcake is on to something. Huh?
 * (The bushes rustle, and Strawberry, Custard, Pupcake, and Ginger Snap gasp)
 * Cranberry Milkshake: Oh I don't like this.
 * [Orange Blossom comes out of the bush]
 * Strawberry Shortcake and Ginger Snap: Orange Blossom! (they startle her)
 * Orange Blossom: Oh! (her basket flies in the air which Ginger Snap catches)
 * Strawberry Shortcake: We didn't mean to scare you.
 * Orange Blossom: (sighs in relief) What, me scared? What makes you think that?
 * Custard: Phew! (Angel Cake lands in her angel form) Gah!
 * Strawberry Shortcake: Angel Cake!
 * Pupcake: Lookie lookie, it's God's princess!
 * Angel Cake: Hi! (Raspberry Torte pops out of the bushes)
 * Orange Blossom: Raspberry Torte?
 * Raspberry Torte: Hi Orange Blossom! (Lemon Meringue walks over to Ginger Snap)
 * Lemon Meringue: Ginger Snap!
 * Ginger Snap: Well, well, well. Little Lemon Meringue herself.
 * Angel Cake: What's everyone doing here?
 * Strawberry Shortcake: I think we're all doing the berry same thing.
 * Ginger Snap: Which is looking for berries. Am I right? Only nobody could find them, Am I right again?
 * Orange Blossom: The vines should be full this time of year.
 * Angel Cake: Oh but, how will I make my ever berry cakes if there aren't any solitary berries. (groan)
 * Raspberry Torte: Hey, it's not the end of the world.
 * Angel Cake: Oh yes it is. (sits down, groans and cries. Custard gasps and runs to Strawberry)
 * Strawberry Shortcake: I don't understand. aThis patch usually grows tons of berries.
 * Raspberry Torte: Why would today be any different? (The gang hears cawing and gasp)
 * Voice: (off-screen) You guys have got to be kidding me! My parents were capable of flying faster than you idiots!
 * Custard: What was that?
 * Strawberry Shortcake: Whatever it is, it's coming from over this way. (They all run over to where the sound came from) Oh no! Look! Berry birds!
 * Pupcake: Berry birds? I bet they ate the berries. (The berry birds eat the berries and squawk before flting away, the others gasp)
 * Angel Cake: That's who's been taking all the berries.
 * Pupcake: [growls] Those idiots.
 * Strawberry Shortcake: Shoo! go away berry birds! Go no! Get out of here!
 * Captain Cackle: Them blokes don't stand a chance! Get 'em! (Flies towards Strawberry's face)
 * Strawberry Shortcake: Shoooo! (her friends begin shooing the berry birds away)
 * Pupcake: You'll pay for this! (barks at one of the berry birds)
 * Orange Blossom: Shoo shoo! bird! (Another berry bird is about to eat a raspberry when suddenly Custard growls at it, Angel Cake and Lemon Meringue come running)
 * Angel Cake: Go away!
 * Lemon Meringue: Shoo shoo! (Captain Cackle and his flock fly off)
 * Captain Cackle: We will be back you brats! We're NOT done! (As the others observe the damage, Strawberry then steps on a plant)
 * Strawberry Shortcake: There's nothing worse than a berry bird. Those awful things will eat every berry in sight.
 * Orange Blossom: Strawberry's right, once berry birds start on a patch they don't leave until every berry is gone.
 * [The Berry Birds fly to a tree in land on it]
 * Lemon Meringue: You mean we could end up without any berries at all?
 * Orange Blossom: Uh huh.
 * Angel Cake: But I have to have berries for my cakes! [crying]
 * Raspberry Torte: Get over it, kid!
 * Angel Cake: [sniffs] You don't understand, Raspberry!
 * Strawberry Shortcake: Don't worry Angel Cake, we'll share the berries we do have. Let's see how many there are. [dumps out two berries out of her basket]
 * Orange Blossom: Here's all I found. Let's see what I've got here. [she dumps out three berries]
 * Ginger Snap: Let's see what I've got.. Here you go. [throws in one berry]
 * Angel Cake: [dumps out two berries] Here's mine.
 * Raspberry Torte: [dumps out two berries] And mine.
 * Pupcake: [sniffs the berries]
 * Strawberry Shortcake: That's hardly any. What about you Lemon Meringue? Got any berries?
 * Lemon Meringue: [shrugs] Nothing!
 * Cranberry Milkshake: Things aren't looking up I'll tell you.
 * Ginger Snap: Well there you have it are any more that's all of them. [looks down at the berries]
 * Raspberry Torte: I guess you're gonna have to start baking smaller cakes.
 * Angel Cake: [gasps]
 * Strawberry Shortcake: Now don't worry. I'm sure I'll think of something.
 * Raspberry Torte: And sometimes, when things seem bad, they get worse.
 * Narrator: Now the others thought Raspberry would be wrong, but unknown to them, they didn't know she'd actually be right. Raspberry was mostly cynical about pity things, but she knew that there was a way around it. And do you remember how she said the lack of berries wouldn't be the end of the world? Well little did the others realize that this would be a situation where if they didn't come out on top it could have very well end up being the end of the world of Strawberryland. And this is our story.

Pure Evil/So Be Prepared

 * (Back with the cart, the eight Gliders run across the lands before being stopped)
 * Pie Man: Whooooooa, comrades! (All eight horses do so and he loops at a map with the Berry Birds and Captain Cackle returning)
 * Nixon: How'd it go you guys?
 * Captain Cackle: We got kicked out by some girls at our target, but we dealt great damage! (lets out a laugh similar to Ludwig Von Koopa's)
 * Pie Man: Excellent!
 * Foreman Poke: Great work!
 * Sour Grapes I: (mean yelling) You don't know where we are, do you?
 * Pie Man: Of course I do, Miss Grapes, but we're not where we would be if we weren't where we are.
 * Licorice Whip: Then where are we?
 * Foreman Poke: Well according to the map we're almost to... The South Pole?!
 * Sour Grapes I: What?! (swipes the map) Gimme that!
 * Pie Man: Is it my fault the map was printed upside down? Strawberryland has to be around here somewhere...
 * Foreman Poke: Um, Strawberryland is the name of the planet.
 * Dixon: Not sure why you guys don't even know that.
 * Sour Grapes I: Why didn't you just stop and ask for directions?
 * Pie Man: I do not ask directions! I'll find the way or we're not (his signature phrase) the Peculiar Powers of Porcupine Peak! (does signature dance) Yah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah! Cha!
 * Sour Grapes I: Oh! We are completely doomed.
 * Captain Cackle: So what I was gonna say was, AWK! WE FOUND BERRIES!
 * Pie Man: (interested) Berries, you say? (seductively) Where are there berries?
 * Captain Cackle: Well follow me! I found Strawberries!
 * Pie Man: Told you I'd find the way!
 * Lord Purple: We'll rule with an iron fist everywhere from Australia to the North Pole to even Hawaii!
 * Prankster: I'd like to suggest a title!
 * Gangster: I honestly think calling him Pie Man is good enough.
 * Dobbin: We need to come up with something better.
 * Patriot: How about, The Modern Heil.
 * Foreman Poke: That's stupid.
 * Nixon: How about God's Biggest Fear? (accompanied by a stupid smile)
 * Captain Cackle: I got it! He's Hitler's son isn't he? How about Adolphus Steven "The Peculiar Purple Piemanne of The Exile Wastelands of Nazi Porcupine Peak" Hitler Junior of The Fourth German Reich? (The other animals agree on the name)
 * Dreggs: Yeah, that's good.
 * Foreman Poke: I agree with that.
 * Rocket: But we have to do more than that if we want the whole world under our command! What are we supposed to do? Overthrow God?
 * Lord Purple: Precisely. (Be Prepared begins. Three-top flutter to coincide with Lord Purple's leap in front of Dobbin and Nixon. Flames spew out to accompany his opening)

Jesus’ Message/The Land of Dreams is Attacked

 * (Over at the Land of Dreams, things seem normal when suddenly, a rocket slams into one of the walls, causing a loud explosion and destroying that portion of the walls)