Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat (season 2)/Episode 4b: The Birds and the Bees

Transcript
(Title and episode production credits appears. The episode opens on The Reader of the Rules with his mothers Shuihua and Huohua in the palace guestroom)

Shuihua: Oh our See-Yeh Shi-Yi has grown up!

Huohua: When I met Shuihua, I'd never expect to see her beautiful son!

The Reader of the Rules: Thanks mama and step-mama. You're the best parents I've ever had.

(Transition wipe to Sagwa, Dongwa, and Sheegwa in the alleyway with the Alley Cats)

Dongwa: I know Wong Ton, you're two kinds of animal! You're part doggy, and part kitty!

Wong Ton: Yeah, I know inkface. I got my 'tufts from my dad, and the rest of my body is from my mom.

Ling: My mom is a full-blooded, ink-faced Siamese and my dad is a Dragon Li cat.

Sagwa: My grandma Nai-Nai has you guys beat. Her mama was a Chartreux who was born in Paris, France and her baba was a Siamese owned by immigrants from Thailand.

Lik-Lik: That explains why her sister looks more like a Chartreux that got clawed by a radioactive Siamese cat!

Sheegwa: Love is all around, as they say!

Bo: My babas are such a great couple!

Hun-Hun: Me and my parents' owners are strange. The man of the house is a Serbian immigrant while the woman is a local from here.

(Nai-Nai walks up)

Nai-Nai: Ahem. I heard you kittens ranting about my parenthood. My French mom was very quiet while my Thai dad was louder than her. And my son, Sagwa's baba, is different from me genetically. He looks more like my baba when he was younger.

Sha-Guniang: (from offscreen) Pssst... Sheegwa!

Nai-Nai: Who is that?

(pan over to Sha-Guniang)

Sheegwa: (from offscreen) She's Sha-Guniang, my friend. She's such a pretty kitty.

(pan back to Sheegwa. Bo walks up)

Bo: You have another friend?

Sheegwa: Yes, my silly friend. In fact... *whisphers into Bo's ear* She's my girlfriend.

Bo: Um... this conversation is over. Let's all go back to what we were doing.

(Transition wipe to Mr. Luigi, an Italian explorer, with the Foolish Magistrate)

The Foolish Magistrate: Welcome to my palace, Mr. Luigi!

Mr. Luigi: Grazie Signor Maestro di Mandarino. I thank you a million times. I brought my own cat with me.

(A Siamese cat named Paulo comes out of Mr. Luigi's coat pocket)

Paulo: Meow!

Mr. Luigi: His name is Paulo! I got him as a gift from a pet shop in Thailand.

The Foolish Magistrate: My great, great, great, great... um... times 170, grandfather got my family's first Siamese cat from Thailand as well.