Jason the Demon (TV Series)/School Dance Transcript

(theme song plays)

(theme song ends)

(The episode starts off with showing a poster about the school dance)

Jason:Man this looks corny as hell.

Clint:It does.

(They walked away from the poster)

Jason:You going?

Clint:Yeah since there's nothing else to do.

Jason:I am going only for the free pizza and cupcakes

(Then Ian shows up in front of them)

Ian:Guys, didn't you hear that the school dance is tomorrow

Jason:We totally haven't heard that the school, even though there's posters all over school.

Ian:Well are you guys going?

Jason and Clint:Yep.

Ian:Well, are you guys taking any dates.

Jason:What? No! I am not taking any hoes!

(then a girl walked by)

Jason:She is an exception!

(Jason follows her)

(Clint rolls his eyes)

Ian:You going with anybody clint?

Clint:Nope, you going with anybody?

Ian:Well I want to ask Mia out, but I am too scared.

Clint:Don't worry man. You got this!

Ian:Thanks!

(Then it shows the girl, jason was following opening her locker)

(She closes her locker and Jason was behind the locker)

Jason:Sup lady.

???:Wait I know you, you are Jason! That new kid.

Jason:Yeah and you are....

???:I am in your math class.

Jason:What's math?

???:You seriously don't know what math is?

Jason:Is it history?

???:No dumbass! Anyways, I am Alexis.

Jason:Nice to meet you, Alexis.

Alexis:So why you here?

Jason:Wanna go to the dance?

Alexis:What with you? No!

(She shuts her locker and walk away)

Jason:Yeah, she likes me!

(He smiles)

(School bell rings)

(Then it shows Ian in the classroom)

Ian:Alright...you got this...be a badass...be a badass.

(He walks up to Mia)

Ian:Hey Mia!

Mia:Sup Ian, I need to tell you something!

Ian:Oh cool, me too!

Mia:Oh, Well you can go first.

Ian:No you can go.

Mia:Well ok, well...Richard ask me to the dance!

Ian:Richard?

Mia:Yes!

(Richard comes to Mia)

Richard:Hey Mia!

Mia:Hey Richard!

Ian:Why you say yes to him? He is an asshole!

Mia:Ian...

Richard:What you call me nerd?

Ian:I said you are an asshole-

(Richard grabs Ian)

Richard:Don't you ever call me an asshole!

(Jason and Clint walked into class)

(They see Richard grabbing Ian)

Jason:Oh no...someone has to do something!

Clint:Right!

(Then, there is a moment of silence)

Clint:Dude what the hell are you doing? Kick his ass!

Jason:I don't feel like it and I am kind of interested to see how this will turn out. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

(Multiple students start chanting fight)

Clint:Ugh, you are useless.

(Clint throws a pencil box at Richard)

Richard:Who did that?

Clint:I did!

(Richard puts Ian down)

Richard:Do you know who I am? I am Richard!

Jason:Wait...your name is richard?

Richard:Yes...

Jason:HAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR NICKNAME IS DICK! HAHHAAHA

Richard:Are you making fun of me?

Jason:SHUT UP DICK! BAHAHHAHAHA

(Clint facepalms)

Clint:Dude is going to get himself killed

(Richard tackles Jason)

Richard:Not funny now, huh?

Jason:NO ONE ASKED YOU, DICK! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Richard:Ugh!

(Richard punches Jason)

Jason:AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. MAN YOUR PUNCHES ARE WEAK JUST LIKE YOU, DICK. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Richard:Screw you!

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