The Night Sam Met.......a Blow-Up House

Question Mark: Sam, Why is it getting dark?

Sam: (drinking milk)

Question Mark: Hello?

Sam: (brushing his teeth)

Question Mark: What the spark why are you not awnsering?!

Sam: (peeing in the bath tub)

Question Mark: Listen to ME!!!!!!

Sam: (sleeping) IT'S THE NIGHT TRADER. HE'S STRIKING BACK.

Question Mark: Night time?! But, sam what about the day?

Sam: NO MORE DAY TIME FOR GABZILLION CUNTRIES!

(Sam reads the title, "The....", but thundering comes out)

(The Night Sam Met.....a Blow-Up House title card, the screen freezes.)

Fire Fighter Truck: I can hardly see the sun at all!

Sam: HEY, FIRE FUCKER TRANSPORTATION.

Fire Fighter Truck: My names fire truck! Don't name me that bad name.

Sam: BECAUSE THAT'S WHY BOUNCED UP POP AND CUCK YOU WITH SPRING SOAP IN NIGHT TIME! SO, SHUT UP V-MASHINE.

Fire Fighter Truck: Why do we care if a day transform to night?

Sam: BECAUSE I HATE YOU, FIRE FUCKER TRANSPORTATION YOU TERRIBLE SIREN. (quiet scream)

Fire Fucker Transportation: (siren running) HELLO, SAM. I AM NIGHT TRADER.

Sam: TIME TO GO TO THE BLOW-UP HOUSE!!!!!!!!!

(At the blow up house)

House, Cookie, and Lamp: Hi, Sam!

Cookie: How is it night already?

Sam: TAKE THIS, NIGHT TRADERS. (blows up)

House: NIGHT TRADER A-OK!

Cookie: NIGHT TRADER B-OK!

Lamp: NIGHT TRADER EVERYTHING'S NOT OKAY!

Sam: THAT'S IT! THE NIGHT BEGINS TO SNINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (turns into white) (man voice) OH YEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: WE OBEY YOU SAM. WE OBEY YOU.

Sam: TIME TO GET TO WORk

(Towers falling down)

(Houses blow up)

Sam: THIS NIGHT IS AWESOMMMMMME!!!!!!!!

Everyone: THE NIGHTS STAYS EVERYDAY......YAY.......!

Sam: MWAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Astroid burns Sam)

Sam: AHCHE! (wakes up) What a nightmare. Good thing I had my pancake plushy. (jumping)