Herman and Katnip (2020 film)/Transcript

(Toho logo)

(Disney logo) (The Lion King virant)

(Alcon Entertainment logo)

(A Herman and Katnip cartoon featured in the opening scene and start of "Surf and Sound")

Herman: Well, enough with that

(Herman fast forwards with his remote)

Katnip: Uhh, Herman, What are you doing

Herman: I'm fast forwarding to the button of the recommend

Katnip: But you can't go out of order

(Herman presses play to view his recommend)

Herman: Oh contral my posinpack, I got the remote

Katnip: why does everyones getting confused, we gotta go back to were I started

(Katnip rewinds)

Herman: you're not even from the late 40s

(Herman pauses his 1947 cartoon "Naughty But Nice")

Katnip: yes I was, the whole time

(Katnip pauses "Mice Meeting you")

Herman: Yeah, but they don't know that

(Herman also pauses "Mice Meeting You")

Katnip: then why don't we tell them our story

(Katnip pauses the "Five Nights at Freddy's" part and scare Herman and Katnip)

Herman: You're right Katnip, why don't we tell them our story, a place where I was started in Yokohama, Japan

Katnip: wait, I thought you're born on the farm

Herman: before I was on the farm with my friend Henry, I've born on a Sayonara Hotel in Yokohama before I first met you

Katnip: Me

Herman: yes you, Sometimes you driving me nuts, but one time we team up together and defeat that Evil King Koopa

Katnip: oh, I forgot about that

Herman: so let's see our memories that you and I first met

Herman: Okay Mac, Roll' Em

(The movie started when a moon shine and two boys takes pictures of Sayonara Hotel)

Boy One: Wow let's take a picture of it

Boy Two: Are you crazy, you're gonna take a picture of some of those fancy stuff and told them to mock their way if they gonna seased us all

Boy One: Okay, just one picture

Boy Two: what, That's against the hotel's policy

Young Herman: Guys Guys, Don't fight, I'll take a picture

(Young Herman grabs the camera and takes a picture)

Young Herman: Say Cheese!!!!

(Young Herman snaps it and two boys runaway when there's a mouse in the hotel, the picture landed on the floor)

(Walt Disney Pictures Presents)

(An Alcon Entertainment production)

(An association with Harvey Entertainment)

(Herman and Katnip)

(The butchers grab torches to kill young Herman and so)

Butcher One: That mouse was on that pesky hotel

Butcher Two: isn't that a small mouse or a big one

Butcher One: No, it's just a small mouse, like Stuart Little

Butcher Three: Nothing's on this Hotel, it just a little mouse

Young Herman: Actually, There would be a Giant, now rats are the nasty one's around so I am a rat, not a mouse

Young Herman: you know what everyone goes blurry and Nico Nico Niiing, So........where were we............I got it

(Young Herman roars like Tanner The Lion longer to those Butcher and scare them off)

Butcher Three: LETS GET OUTTA HERE

(The Butchers ranaway from young Herman)

Young Herman: Awww, it can't be that easy, all I want is a friend

(young Herman watches "Barney and Friends" and made a cameo)

Barney (on TV): Have you ever feeling you are....disillusioned, well you're not, I love you just the way you are

(Young Herman grabs the remote and changes to a show that he'd like "Tom and Jerry" another show made a cameo)

(a clip from "The Zoot Cat": Tom smells something is burning)

Tom (on TV): Oww, Ow-Whoa-Oh-OH-HOO-Hoo-Hooey

(young Herman laugh and he toss the remote up, while four years later in Teen years, he grab the remote and watch another Tom and Jerry cartoon)

(A clip from "The Mouse who came to Dinner": Tom puts condiments on his tail and eat it)

Tom (on TV): OWWW

(Herman laughed, and changed to another cartoon where the Wolf (from Tex Avery) falls in love)

Herman: I'm bored, let's see what's on now

(Herman changed to the News)

News (on TV): And now, it's TV Japan News

News Reporter: We Reported Live to the screen where this Hotel needs an Exterminator

Guy: This Hotel has nothing to do with it, is this a Monster House or something

News Reporter: we treaved that the Hotel had a rat crawling all over the hotel, thanks for all supported TV Japan News

News: Ok Doc, to get rid of this Rat in this Hotel to go to Cherry Blossom Park to beat those sumo wrestlers to Win a prize princess

Herman: Hotel's wanted, seems like I'll win a princess

(Herman sneaks all across Yokohama, he sneaks into the lady's house and Herman pulls the TV and turn on to the News, A Blushing lady named Preeti watched this news about the hotel)

News (continessly on TV): Ok Doc, to get rid of this Rat in this Hotel to go to Cherry Blossom Park to beat those sumo wrestlers to Win a prize princess

Preeti: Akio, bring out the buns

(Preeti eats her chips)

(At the Yokohama town hall, all the furrytale creatures clloide and sent them away)

(The old lady brings a stray cat named Katnip to get rid of the rat in the Hotel)

Andy Panda: This cage is so small

Katnip: I don't wanna fight no rat, I love rats, people thinks I'm a rat lover

Old lady: Ohh, Shut Up

(Old lady hits Katnip)

Butcher One: What do you got, Sir

Fiasco: This little plushie Doll

Rageedy Ann: Aww I'm not a Doll, I'm a real girl

(Rageedy swoops herself)

Butcher Two: Next

Butcher One: What do you got, Mam

Old lady: Well, I bring a stray talking cat to get rid of this mouse in the hotel

Butcher One: Why is he not speaking

Old lady: well, I love to talk, I can talk, I can talk on this damn thing at all, he talks

Butcher One: out of the core

(Butchers accidentally throws fairy Crysta and hits on Katnip to make him fly)

Katnip: Hey, I can fly

Little Lulu: He can Fly

Lambs: He Can Fly

Blackie: He can talk?

Katnip: That's right, I'm a flying talking cat, you don't know what animal I am, or someone is too shy to say that, now look at me flying

(Katnip loses fairy dust and fall down)

(Herman walks to the hall and tells off a butcher named DuBros)

DuBros: Hey, Mouse

Herman: Me

DuBros: By the order of King Koopa

Herman: Who the heck is he

DuBros: an evil turtle that try to destroy your hotel or he had to get rid of you, then you won't have home

Herman: Oh Really, well in that case

(Herman scares off DuBros and Katnip runaway from him also)

(Katnip sneaks into Herman and speak to him)

Katnip: Listen, you're a really good rat, I believe you

Herman: Are You Talking to............me

Katnip: Yes, I was talking to you, remember the time that... (Herman shuts katnips mouth and says mumble "that butcher drops that fairy and bopped me out of my head") and so I was flying and talking to..

Herman: Look, why don't you spending time with your friends

Katnip: But, I don't have any friends, and im not gonna scare by myself. Hey wait a minute I have an idea, you and me ratso boy, together we might have a good time, eh

(Herman growl at Katnip)

Katnip: Damn, you're sure do need IceBreakers™ or something 'cause your BREATH STINKS, and you notice that a big shooting star that was landed at Itamori, that thing makes the couples swap bodies and all that stuff

Herman: WHY Are you Following me

Katnip: I'll tell you why

(Katnip sings the start of Harmonize Clover by Maon Kurosaki, but now he says)

Katnip: But You Gotta Friend in Me 

Herman: STOP SINGING, Well that's why you don't have any friends

Katnip: well, unless a true man can do, a little mouse that try scare people at your hotel

Herman: Listen, Cat Valentine, Take a look at me, What am I?

Katnip: Uhh (Katnip looks at Herman) Really Short?

Herman: NO, IM A RAT, you know, I came from The Rats of Nimh, Doesn't that bother you

Katnip: Nope

Herman: Really

Katnip: Really Really, Man I like you, What's your name

Herman: Uhhhhh..... Herman

Katnip: Herman?, ￼well you know I like you Herman, you just a small mo..er Rat looks everything but Cheese and that's an obvious fact, Rats are the smartest rodents in the entire world and..............woah, what's that place

Herman: That will be my home

Katnip: You're home is a Hotel, I don't know that

Herman: I like my privacy

Katnip: well I might stay with you and not that darn old lady and...........could I stay with you

Herman: Nani?

Katnip: Could I stay with you for a moment

Herman: Of Course

Katnip: Really

Herman: NO NO NO NO NONONO NO NO

Katnip: Please, YOU GOTTA LET ME STAY, IF THE OLD LADY TRY TO PUT ME ON DOGPOUND, BUT PLEASE LET ME STAY, PLEASE

Herman: OKAY, For One night only

Katnip: OH BOY

Herman: HEY, I DIDN'T MET.......

Katnip: We Can Stay Up Late, Telling Japanese Girls Stories, and the morning..........Im making Cookie Cats

(Herman Growls)

Katnip: Where can I sleep

Herman: OUTSIDE

￼Katnip: Oh Well......you're not a good friend at all, I'm all alone

(Herman Pauses the movie)

Herman: How convidient, you're just got kicked out of my privacy

Katnip: Well, you know what Coach Charlie Brown said, There's Nothing worthwhile comes Easy

Herman: That's it, No more Cookie Cats for you

(Herman Continues the movie)

(That night, Herman watches a clip from Son of a Mask features a Woody Woodpecker cartoon, Later, He changed to a Big City Greens episode Suite Retreatment with a "So Alone" scene, Katnip gets tired of staying outside so he might go inside to make a cooling spot)

Herman: I TOLDS YA TO STAY OUT.........Side.

(More scripts Ahead)￼