It's Only A Game (quotes)

Kevin Kasper:

"Come on Jordan (you dumba*s), we need a run, we need a run!"

"Annnnnnd... I'm late for the game so goodbye."

"Jordan, Why did you kill Stormywhiskers?, she was just a pirate, a friggin' pirate! (not the pirates who steal other people's recording)."

"THIS SITCOM SUCKS A*S!!!!"

"VLADDY MY MADLY VLAD!!!"

"Back in the olden days, I use to be a baseball player like you, until someone hit me in the b*lls with a baseball bat."

"Patty, BRING ME DAT A*S!!!"

Jerry:

"Jordan, I think you killed him."

"IT'S SUPERHERO TIME!!!"

"Ow!, Hey Jordan and Patricia, I think Kasper's on drugs again."

"STRIKE 1, YOU ARE OUT OF HERE!!!"

"YOU JUSTIN BIEBER F*GGOT!!"

"Can i go now???"

"Jordan, get your Doritos, we are taking a trip downtown (TO STOP JUKEY!!!)"

"I must admit it but i do get anxiety sometimes, even when i act gay in front of Sunny Money."

"Can i die?"

Jordan:

"Holy f*ck dude."

"Those burritos were good."

"1, 2, 3, 4, WHO ARE WE, LITTLEROCK DUMMIES, LITTLEROCK DUMMIES!!!"

"Stop acting like a homo Jerry."

"Can i go?, Looney Tunes is on, The episode where Bugs killed himself."

"What's number 202?"

"You are under arrest for nothing!"

"Savage Sausages!!"

Thibault:

"Someone shredded me."

"Weiner."

"You are going down, down, down to the freakin' ground!"

"Kasper, Stop warning me, Or i'll shred you!"

"You are getting a shredder."

"Jukey Boxx, more like Dukey Toxx!"

"Crap, I forgot to wear my cap, No one take my place, Or i will shred you all." (from Season 2014)

"Kasper is farting again."

"SHREDDING TIME!!!"

Peppermint Patty:

"KASPER YOU PERVERT!!!"

"The answer is 14, no 20, no 332, no 44012, or maybe that's my zip code number."

"Stop calling me "sir"."

"I'LL SHRED YOUR F*CKING HEAD OFF THIBAULT IF YOU KEEP ARGUING ABOUT FARTS!!"