Seven Gets the Sniffles/Transcript

(Theme song)

Hazel: (Giggles) "Seven Gets the Sniffles".

Seven: (meows)

Violet: Okay. Now, Violet says jump up. Violet says walk backwards. Now walk forward. Lily's out! You didn't say Violet says.

Lily: Aw, man! I always stink at this game.

Violet: That's okay. Now, Violet says...

Seven: Achoo!

All: Achoo!

Violet: Hang on. I didn't say that.

Seven: Achoo!

All: Achoo!

Violet: Guys, it wasn't me!

Seven: (Sniffles) Hey, guys.

Hazel: Seven?

Lily: Oh, my!

Violet: What's wrong, you poor little feline?

Seven: (Sniffles) My nose is all stuffy and I feel a little warm.

Lily: Let me check. Ooh, you really are warm.

Seven: Yes. And I've got the... Ah... Ah... (Sneezes)

Edgar: The Achooies?

Violet: The Super Sneezes?

Seven: No. The... (Sneezes)

Lily: Ooh! I know! The Sneeze and Slide game. Achoo, whee!

Seven: (Sneezes)

Lily: Whee! Isn't this fun?

Seven: No, I've got the... (Sneezes)

Hazel: Ooh. Seven's got a case of the Seven Sniffles.

Seven: Hazel's right. I've got the... (Sneezes) Seven Sniffles. (Sniffles)

Cleffie: Oh, poor Seven.

Flame: I hope you feel better.

Hazel: I'll tell my parents. Mom! Dad! Come quick!

Mr. Mckenna: What's wrong, Hazel?

Mrs. Mckenna: What's the big emergency?

Hazel: Seven is sick.

Seven: (meows, sniffles)

Mrs. Mckenna: Oh, you poor kitty.

Mr. Mckenna: Wow, he is burning up.

Hazel: Yes. He has the Seven Sniffles. Is there anything I can do to make him feel better?

Mrs. Mckenna: Maybe you should put him to bed.

Hazel: Okay. Here you go, Seven. I hope you feel better.

Seven: Thanks, Hazel.

Hazel: Guys, we gotta so something to make Seven feel better. Any ideas?

Lily: Bring him tea.

Violet: Make him a card.

Edgar: Or get him Vitamin C.

Cleffie: Oranges?

Flame: Or soup?

Hazel: Wait! I got one! Come closer.

All: (Whispering)

Lily: Oh, Seven!

Hazel: Guess what we brought you. Ta-da!

Seven: A box? That's it?

Hazel: Not just a box. A box full of bunnies.

Seven: Open it.

Hazel: Okay. Here they are!

Seven: Oh, they're kinda cute. Wait a minute. They're not bunnies. They're dust bunnies! Oh! Hey! Get off! Every time dust bunnies are near me, they make my nose twinkle. It could have a very serious consequence.

Hazel: Like what?

Lily: He is about to sneeze!

Violet: Come on. What's the worst that could...

Seven: (Sneezes)

Violet: ...happen?

Hazel: Oh, no! I'm a rabbit! And Violet is a rabbit, Edgar's a rabbit. Everyone else is a rabbit!

Violet: Lily, are you rabbit too?

Lily: Am I? Oh, I am! And I'm so cute!

Hazel: We gotta find a way to get ourselves back to normal. What do you say when someone sneezes?

Lily: I usually say "bless you".

Flame: I say "gesundheit".

Violet: I give my mom a handkerchief.

Cleffie: That's it! We need to say a magic word after someone sneezes magically.

Hazel: Cleffie's right. Let's think of a word.

Flame: I know! How about "abraca-sneeze"?

Edgar: Or "hocus mucus"?

Hazel: Or maybe, uh, "gesund-twinkle"!

Lily: Hey, it worked! We're not rabbits anymore. Yippee!

Edgar: Uh, guys? Seven's nose is lighting up again.

Hazel: And it's not twinkling one time, it's twinkling two times!

Violet: What does that mean?

Seven: (Sneezes twice)

Hazel: Two sneezes. Violet, why are you in a fishbowl?

Violet: I don't know. Why are you in a fishbowl?

Hazel: No clue. Why is everybody else in a fishbowl?

Lily: No idea.

Edgar: Me either.

Flame: Ditto.

Cleffie: I'll explain why. We're fishes!

Hazel: (Gasps) Cleffie is right, you guys. We're all fishes! Okay, now let's say the magic sneeze word so we're not fishes anymore. Ready? Altogether now!

All: Gesund-twinkle!

Lily: Yay! It worked! We're not fishes anymore! (Burps)

Flame: Oh, yeah? Then why'd you burp out bubbles?

Lily: Oh no. Why didn't it work?

Hazel: Uh, maybe Seven sneezed two times.

Edgar: Yeah, and his nose lit up twice.

Lily: Wait a minute. What if we say the magic sneeze word two times?

Hazel: Great idea, Lily! Alright, guys. Let's try it.

All: Gesund-twinkle! Gesund-twinkle!

Violet: Yes! It worked! We're not fishes anymore!

Edgar: All right!

Hazel: High ten!

Lily: Uh-oh. Seven's nose is twinkling again.

Hazel: Okay. Let's count how many times it twinkles.

All: One, two, three.

Edgar: He's gonna sneeze three times!

Seven: (Sneezes three times)

All: Snails!

Lily: Uh, are we garden snails in the house?

Hazel: Not just garden snails, house snails.

Flame: Ooh! Snails! Yummy!

Violet: Uh, except Flame hasn't been turned into one!

Hazel: Yikes! Quick! Say "gesund-twinkle", three times.

All: Gesund-twinkle! Gesund-twinkle! Gesund-twinkle!

Flame: Aw man! I just wanted a snack!