Jay and Silent Bob Into the Crossverse

Jay and Silent Bob Into the Crossverse is a live-action/animated comedy crossover film.

Cast

 * Jay and Silent Bob
 * Vanessa
 * Dudley Duncan/Dr. Ditto
 * Jawsaw
 * Punch
 * Tarantula
 * Mirena

Transcript
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9:00 PM

A toon rabbit is watching TV and drinking a beer. There's a shadow lurking around the house, and then the toon rabbit thinks he hears someone and turns around to look out the window. He doesn't see anything so shrugs his shoulders and goes back to watching his show. Then, a hooded figure breaks in and attacks the toon rabbit.

Six months later

A bird is flying peacefully through the sky and hits on the sign saying "Welcome to Ficville". It fades to Jay and Silent Bob selling weed at the Kwik-E-Mart.

Jay: You wanna get hiiigh? Come see your pals Jay and Silent Bob! Only $20 to party. *to Silent Bob* I gotta feeling this would be a good place, Silent Bob. We'll be raking in the dough.

Silent Bob: *nods*

Otto: *walks up* Hey, Otto needs to get blotto.

Jay: You've come to the right place. $20.

Otto: Sweet! *hands him $20*

Jay: *hands him a bag of weed*

Otto: Pleasure doing business, man.

Jay: See ya next time.

Otto: *leaves*

Stewie and Brian: *goes into the Kwik-E-Mart to get a Squishee*

Apu: Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart.

Stewie: Uh, welcome to America?

Apu: Thank you! I like America!

Brian: Why you gotta do that?

Stewie: Do what?

Brian: You know what I'm talking about. You see someone from a foreign country and treat them like they are fresh-off-the-boat.

Stewie: Why do you have to be sensitive, man? I was just welcoming him to our country.

Brian: You're being a jerk and you know it.

Stewie: Whatever, man. Let's just get our Squishees.