Cartoon Cartoon Weekends/Host Transcripts

Teary Eyed Bryte and Eli
(CCW intro)

(Screen goes to the CN City Park at sunset, where the TVs are set up and we see The Teary Eyeds running from Collin and the Speed of Light.)

Collin: Not done with you yet!

Bryte: Oh yeah?!

(The other Teary Eyeds crash.)

Wild: Crap...

Bryte: Ugh... *gets up* Welcome to Cartoon Cartoon Weekends, I am Teary Eyed Bryte, or just Bryte. And I have a dumb bird who is gonna host with me an that's-.

Eli: Me!

Bryte: Eli, shut up! We will to begin with a episode of Oggy and the Cockroaches!

Eli: Bryte, I can eating that sandwhich?

Bryte: Who?

Eli: A sandwich!

Bryte: Serious?!

(Camera pans up, and the Cartoon Cartoon Weekends fades in)

Bryte: Hi! Welcome back to CCW. Time to recall what we saw in the episode we showed.

(Screen goes to the episode with Byte and Eli commenting they saw.)

(Screen goes back to Bryte and Eli.)

Bryte: Eli, you are an incompetent, stupid, disgusting nincompoop!

Eli: Bryte, calm down. Now we're will to come with Five Nights at Freddy's!

Bryte: GRRRR!! I was going to saying that! (she begins chasing Eli)

(Camera pans up, and the Cartoon Cartoon Weekends fades in)

Bryte: Hi, welcome back to CCW, and let's talk-

(Crashing is heard.)

Bryte: Eli! Really?!

Eli: Heh. Sorry.

Bryte: Anyways, let's talk about what I always do. I always try to successfully get Collin, but failed. Try to track Eli and Fang down, but they always successfully get away, and call Jack a dope.

Jack: Hey! *to viewers* That's true.

Eli: Any new episodes.

Bryte: Don't know. Ask the announcer.

(Eli looks at the announcer and the viewers.)

Eli: *to announcer* So, announcer, any new episodes for this week?

Announcer: In fact, yes!

(Screen goes to black, with blue/yellow/oranges boxes rolling in with shows.)

Annoucer: Now here comes Bunnicula, after Uncle Grampa, later Sonic Boom, The Chronicles of Collin the Speedy Boy, The Happy Tree Friends Show, The Adventures of Team Chaotix, Romeo and Juliet: Monster Attackers, We Bare Bears, Teen Titans Go!, and lastly Dragon Mania Adventures.

Sonic
Announcer: Cartoon Cartoon Weekends is coming! And our first ever host is...!

Robin
Announcer: Next week on Cartoon Cartoon Weekends!

Team Chaotix
Announcer: Next week on Cartoon Cartoon Weekends!

Lumpy
Announcer: Next week on Cartoon Cartoon Weekends!

Teary Eyed Bryte and Eli
Announcer: Next week on Cartoon Cartoon Weekends!

The Bears
Announcer: Next week on Cartoon Cartoon Weekends!

Fruity the Bat
Announcer: Next week on Cartoon Cartoon Weekends!

Chester
Announcer: Next week on Cartoon Cartoon Weekends!