The Movie of the Century: The Movie/Transcript

Act I
The movie begins with a boy named Cillian walking home from Black Food (a restaurant owned by his dad) so angry.
 * Cillian: Dad!!!!!  YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
 * Mom: Son How's Work?
 * Cillian: Not Now Mom! Dad! You Destroyed my Life and I'm Never Talking to you Again! and FYI I'm Quitting the Family Business.