The Xilam Movie (2023 Film)/Transcript/3

Song 1 - Previous - Next - 4 Bud: Ah, time to watch The Nick Jr. Movie On DVD! Olivia: Yuck! Wonder Pets is awful! Paw Patrol is so many times better! (Breaks DVD)

Bud: Olivia, Why did you do that, And why do you love Paw Patrol, I hate it.

Olivia: Well, It all started when Stan and i were on holiday in Los Angeles, And when i saw a couple of minutes of it, I give it thumbs up. and when i got home, I started watching the show from the very beginning.

Bud: Okay?, But don't sing the theme song, Because of copyright from the loyal folks at Spin Master, Look at them.

Olivia: And i also heart Rusty Rivets. But I 100% loathe Wow Wow Wubbzy and Shimmer and Shine!

Stan: Yeah! All Classic Nick Jr. Stuff sucks except for Dora, Diego, and Yo Gabba Gabba! Wonder Pets is the Worst!

Bud: Woah!!! That's a lot of them. But seriously, i relived the DVD by pressing the relive button.

Stan: Blaze And The Monster Machines is 1 million times better than the Wonder Pets! Bye!

Bud: You too big brats aren’t going anywhere. You’re going to Hubert and Takako’s house!

(Bud Transitions to The House)

Takako: Congratulations! You caught Olivia and Stan!

Olivia: I scared when flies can talk

Stan: Chill out, It's only Takako

Hubert: You called?

Stan and Olivia: Hubert? What the heck are you doing here!

Hubert: I see that you ranted on our show on your YouTube Account! It's called PreschoolLovers95, It's located in your dimension, and it had over 1000 subscribers, Which are your friends, And so many seagulls.

Stan (In Rant): Hubert and Takako? More like Tubert And Hakako. This show sucks! This show is a ripoff to Moose and Zee, which was bad enough. This show is about 2 Animals, and they like to go on dreadful adventures! Hubert is a Fatty who eats too much McDonald’s, and Takako is bossy. Do you know who likes this show? Peppa Pig! She wishes she could join the Cast, but she can’t because she belongs to Nick Jr, not Xilam! And do you know who hates this show? ME, STAN! AND MY FRIENDS, OLIVIA, EDWARD PLATYPUS, EVIL MING-MING, AND PETULA! So Screw Hubert and Takako! And Screw Mama Mirabelle’s Home Movies! Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman is So Many Times Better than Hubert and Takako! End Of Rant!

Olivia: We're not doing GoAnimate. We do our rants using a Phone to record and a computer.

Hubert: I see, You're rule is to not block your channel, Because we are not going to block you anyway., And your slogan is, If you love your shows, Come respect our opinions. And I see that Olivia ranted on Space Goofs.

Olivia (In Rant): Space Goofs? More like Crazy Poops! This show sucks? I want to say that this show is a Rip-off to Miles from Tomorrowland, Which was way better than this, but Space Goofs Came First. This show is about 6 Aliens, and they like to go on Failure Adventures! Etno isn’t smart. Candy is bossy. Bud watches too much Wonder Pets. Gorgious think’s he’s cool, but he’s not. Stereo is a fatty who eats too much McDonald’s, and Rabot is a crybaby. Thank goodness this show got cancelled in 2009. And thank god it got taken off the air in 2013. Do you know who likes this show? The Wonder Pets! After all, The Aliens are one of their Crossover friends! And do you know who hates this show? SwaySway and Bhudeuce! They want to run over the aliens with their flying truck! So Screw Space Goofs! And Screw Oggy and the Cockroaches! Fanboy and Chum Chum is a Million Times Better than Space Goofs! End of rant! Next rant, Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!.

Stan: Good one, But you need to do it better next time, Because the Breadwinners vehicle is called the rocket van.

(Rocket Van crashes in the house)

SwaySway: Hey, Your rant of Space Goofs really sucks. Because we hate the part where we were mentioned and we ran over aliens, We don't want to ran over strangers.

Bhudeuce: Calm down bap, Stan and Olivia, You are stupid for making a rant video, We hate you.

SwaySway: We hate you Oggy, We hate Zig, We hate you Hubert And Takako, We hate you Stan and Olivia, And we hate Xilam.

(Rocket Van flies off the roof)

Bhudeuce: Yeah Boy, Hating on Paprika, Oggy And The Cockroaches, Space Goofs, And others is awesome.

SwaySway: In yo beak, Screw you Xilam.

Oggy and Stan: What, The, Heck?

Olivia: You Guys are still better than Pig Goat Banana Cricket!

Stan: At least, They are hating on us.

Olivia: The Only Modern Nick Jr. Shows we hate are Bubble Guppies, Team Umizoomi, Sunny Day, Rainbow Rangers, and Abby Hatcher!

Stan: Agreed! Milli is the Worst!

Olivia: Anyways, we gotta go now! We are going to make rants on those shows! Bye!