The Avengers (Marvel;Re)/Issue 8 (Coolot1)

This is the second issue of the third arc of Thor's Avengers.

Transcript
It begins with Thor and Loki arriving to the location of ClanDestine as Thor notices all of them slaughtered and lying on the ground. Loki searches and soon finds the body of Albert Destine soaked in Power Cosmic energy. Suddenly, this world's Victorious jumps on Loki. Thor's face gasps in shock as he grabs Victorious and throws her to the wall. Victorious then fires a Ray of energy at Thor as Loki jumps in front and uses Mjolnir to deflect the energy. It knocks Victorious back as Thor runs towards her. She gives a little cackle as Loki slaps her.
 * Thor: No... we no longer have a lead. And Wanda could be gone...
 * Loki: Don't be gloomy other dimension brother. There can be some sort of hope. We can find something. Just something.
 * Thor: Power Cosmic... does Silver Surfer exist in your universe?
 * Loki: Who?
 * Thor: Then I know who caused this...
 * Loki: One of the Starfox's commanders!
 * Thor: Why did you attack us?!
 * Victorious: The Starfox wants you stranger. He knows you aren't from this world.
 * Loki: Tell the Starfox that Thor Odinson isn't coming. Follow me: I have an idea of how we can escape.
 * Thor: Lead the way brother.

They walk and soon arrive to the Bar With No Name as various alternate versions of villains are chilling. Soon Loki pulls over one of the patrons revealing that Tony Stark is the Mad Thinker.


 * Mad Thinker: Loki Bloody Odinson! Are you here to arrest me? Because I have done nothing wrong right now! Wait who is that stranger besides you?
 * Loki: We need your help Mad Thinker. I know of your past of the hot shot heir to Stark Industries. But now we need your help taking this "stranger" home. He is from another world.
 * Mad Thinker: This is because of my plans to collide this dimension with another. Am I right?
 * Thor: God villains are far more insane in this universe...

Suddenly the bartender, who is revealed to be Jessica Jones, confronts them. Thor's mouth drops as he becomes dumb founded.


 * Jessica: Oi! Tony! Are these goodie two shoes bothering you?!
 * Mad Thinker: No. Quite the contrary actually.
 * Jessica: Ah. A'ight then. Want anything you two?
 * Thor: Umm.... uh......
 * Mad Thinker: Just get the both of them martinis. I'd pay.
 * Jessica: Then two Martinis it is.

Jessica walks off and start mixing.


 * Loki: Why are you being so kind to us Mad Thinker?
 * Mad Thinker: I might be a villain but that doesn't make me a monster. I am willing to help you return your friend to his world. But I need a few things first.
 * Loki: No, I won't kill the Terrific Three for you.
 * Mad Thinker: I mean material wise. I mainly need some Vibranium, Bifrost and an Infinity Gem. That's how I created my first dimensional gateway.
 * Loki: The Bifrost would be easy. But the Vibranium and the Infinity Stone though...

Suddenly a Spider-Man like figure bursts through the door.


 * Thor: Who is that?
 * Mas Thinker: You two may be reasonable heroes but this one is not. That is the Superior Spider.
 * Superior Spider: Alright you pu****s! Where the hell is the Prowler?!
 * Jessica: Screw off!

The Superior Spider swings towards Jessica and starts to choke her.


 * Superior Spider: I am not in the mood for games right now!

Thor rushes towards the Superior Spider, hurting them.


 * Superior Spider: This is new. You remind me of that one Avenger with the cringy catchphrase. This will be fun.

The Superior Spider suddenly releases a blast of electricity. Thor quickly grabs Loki's hammer and due to figuring out just then: he is still worthy: he uses the hammer to deflect the electric blast. Thor and the Spider continue fighting until it reaches into an alley way and throws breaks half of the mask: revealing the Superior Spider to be Mary Jane Watson. She covers up the rest of her face and swings off. Thor shrugs and walks back into the bar.


 * Jessica: Hey. I just gotta say. Thanks for saving my life stranger.
 * Thor: Your welcome miss...
 * Loki: We should probably get going.
 * Thor: Yeah we probably should.

They walk off as Paibok is talking to the mystery figure again.


 * Paibok: I'm sorry! I didn't expect Loki would take them to the Mad Thinker!
 * ???: You better be!
 * Paibok: Why do you want Thor in here?
 * ???: No worries it's just a little...

Reveals himself to be Donald Blake wielding Thunderstrike's mace and armor resembling the Destroyer Armor.


 * Donald: Personal.